Anna C. Flowers
(EAW Intro Plays)
(The camera opens to a wide shot of Answers World Champion Theron Nikolas standing in the ring, microphone in hand, and the AWC title around his waist. The lights dim over the audience as the camera zooms in to a close shot as he raises the microphone.)
Theron Nikolas: Since Operation: Doomsday I have held the Answers World title and defended it against anyone who thought they were capable of taking if from me. During that time I have built, on the backs of my opponents, a monument the fact I have became a one man Dynasty. I have forced the world to bow to the God Emperor week in and week out for months and I have broken anyone who dared blaspheme against me. That is the world you’re walking into, Cameron.
(Theron smirks into the camera.)
Theron Nikolas: I get it, on the surface it seems like we’re similar, we’ve both faced Jamie…we’ve both dealt with Mr. DEDEDE, and we’re both far above anyone else on the roster that it’s stupid. But before you start thinking that we’re on a level playing field, remember Cameron…unlike you, I beat Jamie. Unlike you, when I attacked Mr. DEDEDE I ended him. Just because you’re on a higher level than everyone around you doesn’t mean that you’re on my level, Cam, you’re going to find that out very quickly. This is my world, Cameron, and until now I’ve allowed you to live in it…that all changes come the Grand Rampage. You are living in this dream world, Cam, you’re chasing the dream that I’m living in right now, only it’s not a dream for me. It’s reality. It’s my reality, and there isn’t anything you’re going to do to change that.
(The crowd boos in displeasure as Theron cooly regards the audience.)
Theron Nikolas: Boo me, it’s not going to make a difference, because Cam has been trying for two years to win this title and if you think any of you will make a difference in that…well, you might be more deluded that she is. This is my world, Cam, you can’t handle the God Emperor. You can say and do whatever you want, it won’t matter, because at the end of the day, when everything is said and done, you’re going to do the same thing that Darkane, and Jamie, and even Gawd himself has done…you’re going to kneel.
(Dropping the mic, Theron goes to exit the ring, but he’s cut off as ‘ULTRAnumb’ by Blue Stahli plays and the crowd erupts in cheers. The cheers intensify as Cameron walks onto the stage holding a microphone of her own.)
Cameron Ella Ava: Seems to me like you’re trying to convince yourself more than anything else, ‘God Emperor’. As far as Mr. DEDEDE goes, unlike you, I’ve actually beat him when it matters, I caused him to miss three months last year! I’m not stupid, Theron, I know what I’m walking into…I’m not just facing you, I’m going to have to deal with the entire 1%, I’m sure Amber and Cleopatra will be there, and if last week is any indication, I may even have to deal with Kevin and his stupid Task Force…I’m under a ton of pressure, but you know what? That’s fine. Pressure makes diamonds. If I couldn’t handle the pressure then I wouldn’t be in EAW. If anything, it seems to me like you’re the one who doesn’t know what he’s getting into. I don’t belong in the ring with you? Rex thought the same thing and I took him to the limit, and sure, you beat Jamie, but even Jamie didn’t think he was above me when we faced off. At the Grand Rampage I’m dethroning the God Emperor, and taking the 1% down, then it’ll be your turn to kneel…
(Cameron drops the mic as ‘ULTRAnumb’ plays again. Theron looks on in annoyance as the camera fades to backstage. )
(Camera opens to the locker room where Frank Grayson walks through the door, seeming to be looking for something.)
Frank Grayson: Where’s my fucking phone?
(He walks over to one of the lockers, presumably his own, and pulls out a duffle bag. He dish around and finds a cell phone in a side pocket. He pulls it out and scrolls through, chuckling at a text message. Suddenly he notices something inside the locker.)
Frank Grayson: What the hell..?
(Frank reaches up and finds a business card sticking out of the corner of the locker. He reaches up and pulls it out, flipping it around to look at it.)
Frank Grayson: Who left this?
(The Camera comes around to see over his shoulder as the words “CALL ME” are written on the back of the card.)
(Frank turns and leans against the locker room wall as he takes his cell phone and dials the phone number on the other side. He holds the phone out and activated speaker mode.)
RING RING RIN—
Albert Hitchman: You’ve got Hitchman.
Frank Grayson: Yeah… I got your card here. This is Frank Grayson. You asked me to call?
Albert Hitchman: Ah! Mr. Grayson. I’ve been waiting for this call. I have an offer for you.
Frank Grayson: An offer?
Albert Hitchman: An offer you really shouldn’t refuse.
Frank Grayson: Ok. I’m listening…
Albert Hitchman: Are you aware that Dynasty has yet to name a new contending team for EAW’s Unified Tag Team Championships?
(Frank grins as the camera fades to black.)
(Back in the ring we see Stephie Love.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for one fall!
(‘The Devil in I’ by Slipknot plays as Jason McKormick makes his way to the ring.)
Flannery: Jason McKormick making his way to the ring after being assaulted by the 1% a few weeks ago, and again even more recently by his longtime Score brother Ryan Wilson, tonight will make his return to the ring, and it’s going to be against a very game opponent in Malik Kennedy!
Stew-O: That’s right, Flannery, let’s see how he stacks up against the King of the Underground here tonight in singles action, Malik issued an open challenge and Jason answered, let’s hope for his sake he didn’t bite off more than he can chew!
Stephie Love: Introducing from Jackson Michigan, weighing in at 235 pounds, the Psycho, Jason McKormick!
(‘King of the Underground’ by RA the Rugged Man begins to play as Malik Kennedy makes his way to the ring.)
Talib: Here’s the King of the Underground, a guy who claims he only wants to compete and not let politics or anything else get in the way of pure competition, he issued this challenge and it was answered by Jason, he wants to make a point here tonight!
Flannery: He sure does! Like Jason, he’s ran afoul of 1% too, but he’s not looking to be involved in the fight against them, but like you said, he justs wants to put on a good match!
Stephie Love: Introducing his opponent, from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing at 177 pounds…the King of the Underground, Malik Kennedy!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Flannery McCoy: Malik starts the match off at a high pace, he shoots in to Jason and lands a running head scissors…NO! Jason cartwheels through and catches Malik with an armdrag take over! Malik was not prepared for that! Malik is met with a dropkick to the mouth that floors him again, but it looks like the he’s still caught off balance from Jason rolling through that headscissor attack! Jason steps back as Malik stands…THE LEGACY! Jason caught Malik with the superkick! Just like that!
Talib: Jason hooks the leg!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Talib: I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! Jason McKormick caught Malik early with his superkick and that was all she wrote!
(‘The Devil in I’ begins playing as Jason makes his way up the ramp while the referee attends to Malik.)
(Commercial plays for the EAW Network, new subscribers get the Grand Rampage free! Sign up today!)
(‘Hit ‘em High’ by Wu-Tang Clan featuring Cyprus Hill plays as Feral Khan walks out onto the stage with Hitchman following close behind.)
Talib: It’s time baby! The Feral Khan Over the Top Rope challenge!
Flannery: Khan is all business tonight! I couldn’t imagine anyone could actually be able to throw him over the top rope here tonight, who could challenge him?
Talib: Ain’t no one that stupid…
(‘Fat’ by Weird Al cuts Talib off as the mighty Chudd makes his way down the ramp.)
Stew: It’s Chudd! The 450 pound monster has answered the call and Khan seems to be readying himself for the challenge of heftier the meat mountain that is Chudd…this will be a very interesting challenge!
Talib: Man, I hope that the ring is reinforced, otherwise we might have a short show!
Stephie Love: The following contest is an over the top rope challenge! The winner of the match will be the one who can throw his opponent over the top rop-HEY!
(Stephie is interrupted as Khan rushes across the ring attacking Chudd)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Talib Bari: You know I’m impressed with Khan and Hitchman for finding him and bringing such a specimen into the fold, BUT WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND CAN ACTUALLY PUT CHUDD OVER THE TOP ROPE?!?
Stew-O: The popular Showdown superstar who has made an appearance just to test Feral Khan stands at the ready. Khan pounds his chest and ladies and gentlemen it looks almost like a classic sumo match! Both men move to each other and every step booms as they move and now both men lock up!
Flannery McCoy: This is reminiscent of a Godzilla movie I’d say!
Stew-O: That’s not an unfair description now! Both men pushing and— AND CHUDD IS ALREADY SWEATING! FERAL KHAN! THE POWER OF FERAL KHAN! HE’S ACTUALLY DRIVING THE MASSIVE CHUDD BACKWARDS! CHUDD’S BACK IS AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLES! KHAN… Khan is backing away now and—
CRACK
Talib Bari: HE JUST PUNCHED CHUDD ACROSS THE JAW AND WE HEARD IT ALL THE WAY OVER HERE!!!! AND CHUDD DROPS TO THE MAT!!! CHUDD WAS JUST KNOCKED OUT WITH A SINGLE PUNCH!!!!
Flannery McCoy: THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A PUNCH! AND NOW KHAN IS JUST DRAGGING CHUDD TO THE CENTER OF THE MAT! HE GRABS CHUDD NOW BY THE ARM AND THE LEG! KHAN— KHAN JUST DEADLIFTS CHUDD UP AND GETS HIM UP TO HIS CHEST! KHAN NOW HAS HIS HANDS UNDERNEATH CHUDD’S CHEST AND GUT!
Stew-O: He’s not really gonna… dear god he is… KHAN PRESSES CHUDD ABOVE HIS HEAD! LOOK AT THE POWER! WHAT PHENOMENAL RAW STRENGTH! HE HAS CHUDD BALANCED AND NOW STEP BY STEP, WALKING TO THE ROPES! EVERY STEP LOOKS LIKE ITS DENTING THE RING! HES AT THE ROPES! AND KHAN JUST LAUNCHES CHUDD TO THE OUTSIDE, CRASHING TO THE FLOOR!
(Khan pounds his chest inside the ring as Hitchman looks on with a malicious grin.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Talib Bari: Flan… Stew… we may now be looking at the single most dangerous man in EAW…
(Scene fades as Khan stares menacingly with a snarl into the camera.)
(Commercial plays for the Grand Rampage, showcasing the Women’s WOrld Title match between Raven Roberts and SIenna Jade.)
(Dynasty returns too ringside, where the ring is covered in weapons galore. Trash cans full of weapons like baseball bats, kendo sticks, a couple of steel chairs laying around, and some tables on the outside. Stephie Love tries her best to navigate through the mess to make her announcements.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and Gentlemen! The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a Street Fight! In this match, both competitors may use whatever weapons find lying around. The match ends via pinfall or submission!
(As the lights dim down, Motörhead’s “Just ‘Cos You Got The Power” hits the PA system, and out from the back comes Mark Michael’s. In his hands is a grocery cart full of weapons! Most notably is the light tubes sticking out!)
Stephie Love: First, weighing 240 lbs,
from Minneapolis, MN, “Public Enemy Number One”, Mark Michaels!
(The crowd boo him as he takes his cart down the ramp, as his expressions seems uber serious.)
Stew-O: As Mark Michaels comes down the ramp, I gotta say that this amount of weapons is concerning.
Talib Bari: Just wait till you see what he does with ‘em. He’s been promising some type of revolution lately, and a win here would go a long way.
(Mark puts everything in the cart in the ring, and tosses the cart inside as well, before entering the ring and setting up a chair. Taking a seat as he holds onto his lead pipe while waiting. Suddenly, “All I Do Is Win” by DJ Khaled ft. Ludacris, Rick Ross, T-Pain & Snoop Dogg hits the PA speaker and out comes Carsyn Carter, suited up in heavy clothing and taped fists with a microphone in hand. She marches down the ring with a cocky grin.)
Talib Bari: Whewie, if she wasn’t white trash I’d be on that l-
Stew-O: REEEEEEL it back there partner, looks aside, Carsyn is a formidable member of Dynasty. Last I checked though, this wasn’t her match.
(Carsyn stands at the end of the entrance ramp as Mark yells out, asking where Crosby is.)
Carsyn Carter: Aw, look at you, bringin’ in a bunch of toys. Are these for show and tell, or are you actually going to try and wrestle a match in my husband’s environment? Get real! Your ass belongs to the Carter family after this beating!
Stew-O: Tough words, you can tell they’ve gotten too Mark as he stands up. Hey, look! The ring apron!
Talib Bari: Crosby Carter! He was hiding under there! Carsyn gets in the ring now herself, and Mark strikes with the pipe but misses! He turns around and Crosby’s got A STAPLER!
Stew-O: STAPLER PUSHED AGAINST MARK’S SKULL! HE CLICKS IT! Mark falls to the floor with a stapler in his forehead! Stephie Love’s rushed out and the ref calls for the bell!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Talib Bari: Those White Trash Carters! They’re laughin’ it up, all according to plan! They’re sorting through some weapons, and Crosby clasps his hands together, rubbing them and looking around like a kid in the candy store! Mark’s up slowly, trying to get that staple outta his forehead, but Crosby takes one of the steel chairs and WHAPS him in the back! Nasty!
Stew-O: Mark spazzes out and rolls out of the ring, but Crosby takes the chair and chucks it at Mark! It’s caught but Crosby’s already celebrating with his back turned! He turns around as Mark’s on the apron and gets a chair too the face! He’s flattened and rolls on his side as Carsyn runs at him, but he hits her in the stomach with the chair! She’s stunned and gasping for breath as Mark is in the ring, bouncing against the ropes and coming in with a big boot too the side of Carsyn’s face!
Talib Bari: Not the face!
Stew-O: I can’t tell if Carsyn’s more hurt physically, or just offended. Mark boots her out of the ring and takes his index finger and thu-EWWWWW! HE’S PULLING THE THUMBTACK OUT OF HIS FOREHEAD! You can hear him shrill in anger and pain, but it’s out! Covered in icky, warm blood, he’s starting to have some blood trickle down his forehead. Crosby runs in now and turns him around, hitting some forearms to make him drop the chair and daze him.
Talib Bari: Crosby runnin’ the ropes and hits a bicycle kick to the chest of Mark!
Crosby Carter: Sprata style BITCH!
Stew-O: I hate these movie references! Crosby’s got Mark down and he’s looking around for the lead pipe, he picks it up and puts it between his legs, the pervert! He’s had his laughs and lifts it up, aiming for the head and strikes down! He misses as Mark ducks out of the way and stands up. Crosby goes for a wild baseball like swing and Mark ducks too run the ropes, and he flies off with a huge clothesline! He goes for a cover!
ONE!
TWO!
(The ref’s pulled out of the ring by Carsyn!)
Talib Bari: She’s useful! Carsyn slides into the ring and grabs a kendo stick and wacks Mark in the back of the head! Mark’s gettin up and squirmin’ but Carsyn keeps goin’ for the upper back! It’s not workin’ though! He’s got that body armor on!
Stew-O: You’re right! Mark turns around and grabs her by the throat! She’s trying too fight but he’s got her in a tight grip! Crosby’s out, and he swipes the kendo stick! A KICK BETWEEN THE LEGS TOO CARSYN!
Talib Bari: THE CUNT PUNT!
Stew-O: …
Talib Bari: …Cunt punt! Carsyn’s not gonna be feeling anything for a week with that steel toed boot! She’s OUT of this!
Stew-O: You’re gonna get fired one of these days! Carsyn’s out of this though! Crosby from the back though with a rolling elbow! Mark’s laid out on the rope! He’s peeking his head over the rope asking if Carsyn’s ok!
Talib Bari: He ain’t got much time though. Mark’s holding his neck and rolls over too stand in the middle of the ring. Mark picks up the lead pipe! They’re about to duel! Both of ‘em are taking steps.
Stew-O: They both swing! Crosby destroys the kendo stick!
Talib Bari: DICK KICK BY MARK MICHAELS!
Stew-O: What’s with you tonight?
Talib Bari: Keep payin’ attention before you get a cunt punt yourself Stew-O! Crosby’s on his knees! Mark runs the ropes! BIG BOOT too the face! He’s not making that cover though!
Stew-O: Carsyn’s just now wobbling up, but she falls on her knees, cursing Mark’s name. Mark though is scrambling for some weapons. Mark’s eyeing the shopping cart and pulls it over, revving up the handle almost! He’s running for Crosby’s head! HE RAMS HIM FACE FIRST! COVER!
ONE!
TWO!
THRE—
Talib Bari: Kickout! Crosby’s still fightin’! Mark lookin’ around in shock with a pissed off look! He stands up and gets the light tubes now! He’s about to spread some cancer with those! He’s setting them up on a flat surface!
Stew-O: This is going too far, but Michaels is doing anything to prove his revolution will prosper! He’s got a hand full of hair, and you can see the blood gushing from Crosby’s face! Michaels yelling at him, but I think, he’s smiling! Crosby’s smiling through the blood! He spits BLOOD in Mark’s face! Mark takes him over to the in anger and lifts him up for a brainbuster into the cart!
Talib Bari: CARSYN’S IN AND PULLS CROSBY DOWN ON HIS FEET! SUPERKICK FROM CARSYN! Mark’s about to fall back in the cart!
Stew-O: The Carters are both up and look at each other! Carsyn turns and flips her feet too trap the head of Mark! SUPERKICK FROM CROSBY, LEAVING MARK TOO GO BACK FIRST INTO THE CART! The light tubes are still in tact but he’s about out of it and laid out on the cart! The Carters are saying something. Crosby’s climbing the ropes!
Talib Bari: C’mon! This is dumb! He’s on the top rope! He better get down and just finish this!
Stew-O: He’s gonna finish this his way! HE JUMPS! SWANTOOOOOOOON BO-
Talib Bari: MARK MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! SWANTON BOMB THROUGH THE LIGHT TUBES IN THE CART!
Stew-O: Crosby’s screaming in pain! Carsyn’s in shock and goes for a swing, but Mark quickly ducks and shoves her into the corner! Mark’s found the lead pipe! HE SWINGS AND HITS HER IN THE SHOULDER! Carsyn’s screeching in pain and holding her arm!
Talib Bari: This has been SICK! She was playin’ a risky game getting involved! Crosby’s out of the cart but his backs covered in blood! Carsyn’s holding her arm, and I swear he might’ve just broken it! Mark turns around too face Crosby who tackles him down out of no where and gets the legs and shoulders down!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREEEEEEE!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, CROSBY CARTER!!!
(Crosby rolls out of the ring and quickly scoops up Carsyn, who’s still holding her shoulder in pain. He tries going up the ramp but drops on his ass, leaving The Carters too be laid out on the ramp as EMTs rush in. Mark throws the pipe in the ring in frustration and kicks the bottom rope.)
Stew-O: Jeez, what an insane match. Everyone gave it their all, but it was the Carters who just barely got the win tonight.
(We cut to backstage where Malik Kennedy and Jason McKormick are seen talking after their match earlier in the evening.)
Jason McKormick: …Nah man, you just got caught, it happens. We can run it back sometime if you want…
(Malik listens with his head low. Nodding slowly he raises his gaze to meet Jason’s.)
Malik Kennedy: Yeah, I know.. It still stings though. I went out there looking to burn the house down and fell on my face. I can do better than that, you deserve better than that, and so does the EAW Universe! You’re damn right we’re going to run it back sometime, you just let me know when and where!
(Jason gives a sympathetic shrug and pats Malik on the shoulder.)
Jason McKormick: Anytime you want, just let me know. First, though, I got an idea, something I want you to think over. See, I know things went sideways tonight, but I felt something out there and I think we would make one hell of a team….
(Malik starts to answer, but Jason cuts him off.)
Jason McKormick: I know, I know, you’re not a joiner, I get that, and I respect it. I’m not talking about teaming up and taking on the 1%, or anything like that…I just think…no, I know, that we mesh well together and we could make a hell of an impact in the tag scene.
(Hands on his hips, Malik seems reluctant and holds up a hand stopping Jason.)
Malik Kennedy: Look man, I told you once before when the Score asked me to join, I’m not looking to team up with anyone, that’s not my scene. I know you respect my abilities and I appreciate that, but I’m not a team player, Jason, I’m just not.
(Malik pats Jason on the shoulder and starts to walk away, but just as he walks past McKormick grabs his arm.)
Jason McKormick: Look…I know the Score left a bad taste in your mouth, just…think about it, yeah?
(Malik eyes Jason, but doesn’t respond and after a moment he walks away as the camera transitions.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING SIX PERSON TAG TEAM MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!
( “My Way” by Limp Bizkit starts to play.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, Weighing In at 200 pounds, RRRRYYYYYYYAAAAANNNNNN WWWWWIIIIILLLLLLSSSSSOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!
( Wilson is greeted with jeers as he steps through the curtain with both Sylvain Primeau and Brujah St. Michael following close behind.)
Stew-O: Well last week did not go as planned for Ryan Wilson as he came up short against his former ally Shaker Jones in that number one contenders match for the Pure Championship!
Talib: Well I’d call that a case of overconfidence getting the better of Wilson on that night, a mistake he will not soon make again, and despite the setback from last week you have to think with this new attitude and those two behemoths in tow, it’s only a matter of time before Ryan Wilson finds himself with championship gold hanging around his waist!
Flannery: you may be right Talib, but I still think it was shady as hell the way he betrayed both Shaker Jones and Jason McKormic, so in my book it was poetic justice for Shaker to get the win last week!
( Wilson steps up onto the apron and into the ring. After a long moment his music is replaced by “Woo” by Rihana.)
Stephie Love: and his tag team partners, at a total combined weight of 286 pounds, CLEOPATRA AND AMBER KEYS…. TTTTHHHHEEEE CCCCCOOOOOUUUURRRRTTTTT!!!!
( Cleopatra and Amber step out onto the stage, the crowd boos loudly as they each mockingly cup a hand to their ears.)
Stew: Last week wasn’t pretty but The Court got the Job done and will not be barred from ringside When Theron Nikolas defends the Answers World Championship at Grand Rampage!
Talib: and when it comes right down to it that is all that really matters! And with that huge win over Donovan Cross, Theron Nikolas has an advantage going into Grand Rampage!
Flannery: But lets not forget about Donovan Cross and what role he’ll have to play in that title match!
( Keys and Cleopatra enter the ring. They continue egging on the crowd till the opening notes of “I love it loud” by KISS hits over the arena speakers.)
Stephie Love: and their opponents, first, from Inglis, Manitoba, Canada, Weighing In at 250 pounds, THE PUNK ROCK COUNTRY BOY… SSSSHHHHHAAAAKKKKKKKKEEEERRRR JJJOOOOOONNNNNEEEESSSS!!!
( Jones come out to a warm reception. He surveys the ring from the top of the ramp and thinks better of a potential 5 on 1 situation, and waits at the top of the stage. A moment passes before “I want to be your sin” by Children of October starts up over the arena speakers.)
Stephie Love: and his tag team partners, First from, Portland, Oregon, Weighing In at 198 pounds, THE CURSE… DDDDOOOOONNNNNNOOOOOVVVVAAAANNNN CCCCRRRROOOOSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
( Cross joins jones on the stage, as soon as he does “Gangsta” by New Years Day starts up sending the crowd into a frenzy.)
Stephie Love: and from Calabasas, California, Weighing In at 135 pounds, She is the EAW Pure Champion, THE RED QUEEN… MMMMMMIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS EEEEEEXXXXXXXXTTTTTRRRRREEEEEEMMMMMEEEEE!!!!
( The crowd goes wild as Ms. Extreme walks out past the curtain, she never breaks stride as she heads to he ring with Jones and Cross in tow.)
Stew: will you listen to this crowd?! They say everything is bigger in Texas, and that is certainly true when it comes to this ovation!
Talib: I CANNOT HEAR YOU!
Flannery: the EAW fans are out in full fledged support of Shaker, Donovan, and most certainly Miss Extreme!
( Shaker, Cross, and Miss Extreme enter the ring together. A tense moment passes as the two teams stand toe to toe.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew: Here we go this one officially underway, and it looks like Shaker Jones will be starting things off for his team, while Ryan Wilson will lead off for his! And I tell you that since Ides Of March nothing has been quite the same, as we see Wilson not only standing opposite Shaker Jones, but alongside The Court!
Talib: How about the fact that the reigning Pure Champion is teamed up with the top ranked contender for her title!
Flannery: Truly a strange time here in EAW as Jones and Wilson lock up in the center of the ring! Wilson gets a standing side headlock, he transitions quickly to a hammerlock, Shaker slipping out and applying one of his own, OH AND WILSON POPS JONES IN THE KISSER WITH A BACK ELBOW! Wilson sprinting off the ropes, OH AND SHAKER JONES LEVELS HIM WITH THE CANADIAN CLOTHESLINE! Ryan quickly back to his feet as Jones rebounds off the ropes, and Shaker connects with the leaping forearm smash! Wilson again getting back to his feet, he swings wildly at Jones, but Shaker counters with the Jaw Dropper! That Jaw breaker sends Ryan stumbling back into the ropes! Jones plants a kick to the mid section, RRRROOOOCCCCCKKKKKK AAAAANNNNNDDDD RRRROOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLEEEEERRRRRRR!!!
Stew: OH COME ON! St.Micheal and Primeau pulling Wilson out of the ring before Jones could land with the Rock And Roller!
Talib: This is where having new, and quite frankly, better friends pays off! And Ryan regrouping and thinking up a new strategy on the outside! Jones wants to get after him but the official assisting his authority and keeping Jones inside the ring! Ryan now cautiously entering back into the ring, Jones going right after him, Wilson catches him coming in with a series of outside leg kicks! Ryan swings with a mighty lariat, Shaker ducks underneath, And woah what a pump handle Suplex from Jones!
Flannery: Jones dragging Ryan up to his feet and whips him into the corner! Wilson lands hard and Jones follows him in for a corner clothesline! Wilson having to use the ropes to keep himself standing upright from that one! Shaker tagging out, and in comes Ms. Extreme! The pure champion lighting up Ryan Wilson with one forearm after another! Ms. Extreme now raising Ryan up and seating him on the top turnbuckle, AND SENDS HIM CRASHING TO THE MAT WITH THE HANDSTAND HEADSCiSSORS TAKEDOWN!!!
Stew: Ms. Extreme with a cover, leg is hooked!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOO!!!! TTTTHHHRR-
Stew: And Amber Keys breaking up the pin! Miss Extreme up quickly and in a bad mood as she grabs a hold of Keys, AND LANDS A HUGE RIGHT HAND TO THE CHIN! Amber knocked down from that shot, but look out Cleopatra coming in and charging right for Ms. Extreme, But the pure champion sends her halfway across the ring with an overhead belly to belly Suplex! Miss Extreme cleaning house here tonight!
Talib: Hey Ryan Wilson is back up, Miss Extreme doesn’t see him as he has her lined up from behind, AND OH WHAT A CHOP BLOCK THAT TAKES THE LEGS RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER MISS EXTREME! Wilson dragging Ms. Extreme towards his team’s corner, Miss Extreme trying to fight her way out but it’s to no avail as Ryan tags out to Amber Keys! Keys and Wilson attacking the leg of Miss Extreme relentlessly until the referee forces Ryan outside!
Flannery: Keys dropping an elbow right to the inside of the leg, and now starting to wrench back on it! Keys with a lot of torque right on the joint bending the knee In an unnatural position! Miss Extreme in pain but still has enough wherewithal to grab the bottom rope!
Ref: 1! 2! 3! 4
Flannery: Keys skirts a disqualification on that one! Amber not letting up despite having to break as she lands several knee drops to that weakened appendage!
Stew: and Miss Extreme trying to get away, but she finds herself trapped in the corner, AND KEYS NOW WITH HER BOOT RIGHT AGAINST THE THROAT CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF MISS EXTREME!! The referee physically forcing a break, Amber begins to argue with him, BUT BEHIND THE OFFICIAL’S BACK WILSON ENTERS THE RING AND BEGINS STOMPING AT MISS EXTREME, WHILE CLEOPATRA CHOKES HER FROM THE APRON!! The official finally turning back towards Miss Extreme, but Wilson and Cleopatra stand on the apron pretending nothing happened!
Talib: Tag is made and Cleopatra enters the ring, Cleo with stiff forearm to the jaw of Miss Extreme, Cleo dragging Miss Extreme out of the corner via a handful of hair, the referee admonishing Cleo for doing so as the longest reigning Vixens Champion sets out Miss Extreme, AND PLANTS HER INTO THE MAT WITH THE SUPLEX POWERSLAM! Cleopatra with a cover!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTWWWWOOOO!!! KICKOUT!!
Flannery: Miss Extreme putting on display the grit and toughness that has made her a champion here in EAW! Cleopatra none too happy about it as she takes hold of each of Miss Extreme’s arms, and locks in that cross arm surfboard! Miss Extreme in a lot of pain as Cleopatra has that hold locked in deep! But look! Miss Extreme trying to fight out of it! Cleo trying to hang on as tight as she can! Miss Extreme gets an arm free! Cleopatra not wanting to let go of that other arm, But miss Extreme convinces her to do so after a few back elbows to the midsection!
Stew: Both women getting back to their feet, cleopatra swings with a wild right that lands! Cleopatra with an Irish Whip, Miss Extreme rebounding off the farside ropes, Cleopatra popping Extreme up… AND MISS EXTREME COUNTERS WITH A METEORA! BOTH OF MISS EXTREME’S KNEES CAME CRASHING DOWN ON THE CHEST OF CLEOPATRA!!
Talib: Miss Extreme trying to crawl over to her corner, but Cleopatra has her by the ankle! Miss Extreme digging into the mat trying to pull herself over to make a much needed tag! She just needs a few more inches, but Cleopatra grabbing that other ankle, Cleo has Miss Extreme on her back… SHARPSHOOTER!!! NO WAIT! MISS EXTREME KICKING HER OFF! Both women getting back up, Cleopatra Charges In, Miss Extreme catches her coming in with a boot to the gut… TWIST OF FATE!!! Face first goes Cleopatra into the canvas!
Flannery: Miss Extreme reaching out… There’s the tag to Donovan Cross!!! Cross coming in with a head of steam, INVERTED CROSS! The cross body lands crushing Cleopatra! Cross now unloading with a flurry of mounted punches, just unleashing all the anger and frustration that has been caused by The Court over the past several weeks! Cross picking Cleopatra up off the mat, OH AND SHE RAKES THE EYES! Cross blinded by that one as Cleopatra sends Donovan into the court’s corner! Tag is made and back in comes Amber keys, both her and Cleopatra with a series of kicks to the ribs of Donovan whiles he’s trapped in the corner, and look out now as Amber on all fours now… AND CLEOPATRA COMES IN WITH THAT KICK, CHECKMATE CONNECTS!
Stew: Cross collapses on to the mat, Keys now crouching down in the corner, Cross getting to his feet… AAAAAMMMMMMBBBBBEEEERRRRR AAAAALLLLLEEEERRRRTTTT!!!! MISSES! CROSS SIDE STEPS THAT SPEAR AND AMBER HITS NOTHING BUT THE TURNBUCKLES! Keys may have had the wind knocked out of her as she’s a bit slow coming out of the corner, Cross waiting for her and lands a kick to the the stomach! GRAVE CONSEQUENCES!!! WHAT A MOVE AS THE POWERBOMB LUNGBLOWER LANDS!!! Here’s the cover this is over!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTTWWWWOOOOO!!! TTTTHHHHRRRRREEEE-
Talib: Ryan Wilson making the save! In comes Shaker Jones and he starts trading blows with Wilson, Cleopatra and Miss Extreme do the same as they both re-enter the ring! This is total chaos! Jones has the advantage over Wilson, Ryan Staggering as Jones sets him up… MANITOBA MADN-HEY ST. MICHAEL JUST PULLED SHAKER OUT IF THE RING!
Flannery: The referee didn’t see it as he’s trying to get Donovan Cross to break his choke hold on Amber Keys! Jones on the outside being held down by Primeau and St. Michael, Wilson double teaming Miss Extreme with Cleopatra, WILSON LOOKING FOR GAME OVER!!! BUT MISS EXTREME SHOVING HIM OFF AND OUT THROUGH THE ROPES!!!
Stew: CLEO LOCK!!! CLEOPATRA HAS THAT STRAIGHT JACKET CHOKE!! LOCKED IN! Miss Extreme fading out, But Cleopatra not letting go! BUT DONOVAN CROSS BREAKS THE HOLD WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE SPINE OF CLEOPATRA!!!
Talib: Cross has cleopatra… VVVVVIIIIIOOOOOLLLLLEEEENNNNNTTTTTT NNNNIIIIIGGHHHHTTTTT!!!! CLEOPATRA PLANTED FROM THAT ONE! Cross looking down in satisfaction, he turns his attenti-SUPERKICK!!! SUPER KICK FROM AMBER KEYS! AND CROSS IS OUT COLD!
Flannery: AND LOOK AT RYAN! RYAN MADE IT BACK INSIDE THE RING! HE TURNS TO CROSS–MIC DROP! RYAN HITS THE SMALL PACKAGE DRIVER! HE HOLDS FOR THE PIN ON CROSS–BUT MS. EXTREME IS BACK UP!
Talib: And Amber and Cleo see her! They stop her in her tracks–they force Ms. Extreme back and hold her in the turnbuckle corner! She’s unable to break through them in order to break the pin–
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!! TTTTHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“My Way” by Limp Bizkit begins to play throughout the arena. Ryan has his hand raised by the ref. He reaches for Amber Keys to celebrate with her, but she pulls away immediately, turning her attention back to Cleopatra. The Queen’s Court exit the ring and make their way up the ramp. They walk without turning back to the ring, leaving Ryan to celebrate a well-earned victory alone.)
(Final Commercial for the evening featuring Sunday Night Voltage and the Grand Rampage preview match between Rex McAllister and Darkane live from the Cajundome!)
(Dynasty returns from commercial break and the camera goes right to Stephie, who’s standing by for the final time!)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A GRAND RAMPAGE PREVIEW MATCH AND IT’S SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
(“It Ain’t Safe” by Skepta hits the public address system, and immediately the fans inside the American Airlines Arena begin booing.)
Flannery McCoy: Listen to this crowd, guys! Charlie Marr isn’t even a regular on Dynasty but these fans absolutely despise him!
Talib Bari: Well his actions, as well as the actions of Jordie Ripley, back at the Voltage exclusive event, Tempest, were disgusting.
Stew-O: It’s hard to look at Jack Ripley as any type of sympathetic figure given what he was involved in here on Friday nights, but damn if the two of them didn’t somehow erase all of that with a single chair shot heard ‘round the world.
(Charlie Marr and Jordie Ripley walk onto the stage, Jordie hanging onto Charlie’s arm and staring at him like he is literally the greatest thing on Gawd’s green Earth. The crowd absolutely lets them have it, but neither one seem all that bothered.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM TOWER HAMLETS, LONDON… WEIGHING IN AT 240 POUNDS… CHARLIE MARR!!!!
(Charlie and Jordie get halfway down the ramp before she lets go of his arm and walks ahead of him. Jordie saunters up the ring steps, does a few sexy poses, and sits down on the ropes for Charlie. The Voltage Elitist climbs into the ring, takes a moment to soak up the negative reaction he is receiving, and finally takes a corner to wait for the arrival of his opponent.)
(Charlie’s music fades out, and after a few seconds of silence, “Ultimate Battle” by ZENTA [EAW Edit] hits the PA system. The crowd goes nuts.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT…
(Jamie O’Hara steps onto the stage and somehow the reaction for him gets even louder. The EAW Hall of Famer smirks, unable to help himself. Since returning to EAW, it’s been an up and down road for the decorated Elitist, but there’s no doubt in his mind, or in the mind of anyone else for that matter, that Jamie O’Hara is exactly where he’s meant to be.)
Stephie Love: FROM MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA… WEIGHING IN AT 190 POUNDS… HE IS ‘THE ACE’ JAMIE O’HARA!!!!
(Jamie begins making his way to the ring.)
Flannery McCoy: And here is my pick to win Grand Rampage!!!
Stew-O: I’m not ready to make such a bold declaration, Flannery, but Jamie O’Hara is no doubt one of the favorites going into that match. He will have the hometown crowd on his side, as well as all the experience in the world. Jamie O’Hara has seen it all and done it all.
Talib Bari: But he’s never won Grand Rampage before and that would be one hell of an accomplishment for the man.
(Jamie slips inside the ring and poses for the fans, before jumping off the turnbuckles and getting set for the match. Jordie whispers some words of encouragement into Charlie’s ear before climbing out of the ring and taking her place down on the ground. The referee in charge of the match checks with both men to make sure they’re ready, and then calls for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Talib Bari: And this ‘Grand Rampage Preview Match’ is underway! The conniving and vindictive, Charlie Marr taking on the legendary TRUE ace of EAW, Jamie O’Hara! One of Voltage’s best versus one of Dynasty’s best! I’m stoked!
Flannery McCoy: Charlie and Jamie waste no time locking up and jostling back and forth for position. Jamie is giving up the size and strength advantage to Charlie, but Jamie’s resume speaks for itself. Lack of size has never stopped him from accomplishing anything he’s set out to do.
Stew-O: It’s Charlie who uses his size advantage to force Jamie into the corner. The referee calls for a break, but Charlie is quick to rake Jamie across the face and kick him in the gut. The Voltage Elitist is stomping away on Jamie now, forcing the Hall of Famer into a sitting position. Jamie eats a series of knee strikes to the face, and Charlie backs up… putting a nice amount of space between himself and Jamie. Charlie rushes towards the corner… RUNNING BOOT TO THE FACE!
Flannery McCoy: Charlie grabs Jamie by the hair and drags him out of the corner, whipping him across the ring. Jamie ducks the clothesline, and uses the momentum from the opposite set of ropes to come flying back at Charlie! Jamie leaps in the air! But Charlie catches him! Charlie with the spinebuster! Charlie drops down and goes for a quick cover!
OOONN-
Talib Bari: Kickout at one, not that anyone ever expected that to keep Jamie O’Hara down that easily. Charlie grabs Jamie, and pulls him up to his feet. Jamie fights back with a series of stiff right hands. Charlie is forced to let go, and that allows Jamie to get his foot up and nail Charlie in the gut. He sends Charlie down to his knees with a clubbing blow to the back, and drives his knee directly into Charlie’s face! Charlie falls back and Jamie starts dropping knees down into Charlie’s midsection! The Ace grabs Charlie up, and throws him into the corner, takes off running… RUNNING KNEE STRIKE! JAMIE WITH THE SHOOT STYLE KICKS TO CHARLIE NOW! JAMIE GRABS CHARLIE AND HE BEGINS NAILING HIM WITH FOREARM SHOTS TO THE JAW! CHARLIE IS RATTLED EARLY IN THIS MATCH! JAMIE WITH ANOTHER FOREARM! HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH AN UPPERCUT! JAMIE WITH ANOTHER FOREARM! AND ANOTHER UPPERCUT! JAMIE GRABS CHARLIE! HE SNAPS HIM DOWN INTO A SITTING POSITION! SHOOT STYLE KICKS TO THE BACK NOW! JAMIE RUSHES THE ROPES! HE PROPELS HIMSELF OFF! BASEMENT DROPKICK! CHARLIE FALLS BACK! JAMIE GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWW-
Stew-O: CHARLIE KICKS OUT! On the outside of the ring, Jordie Ripley heaves a huge sigh of relief! Jamie still has control of this match though! He grabs Charlie up and throws him back into the corner. The Ace is going for another running knee, I’m sure!
Flannery McCoy: Charlie moves! Somehow Jamie O’Hara stopped his own momentum before he crashed!
Stew-O: Charlie from behind though!! Roll up! JAMIE ROLLS THROUGH AND JUMPS TO HIS FEET! DROP KICK!
Flannery McCoy: CHARLIE SIDESTEPS IT!!!
Talib Bari: JAMIE IS BACK TO HIS FEET THOUGH!!
Stew-O: Jamie and Charlie are circling one another again. Jamie wants to lock up but Charlie reaches out, popping him in the jaw. The disrespect! But can we really expect anything else from Charlie Marr?! Jamie shakes his head and lunges for the leg, bringing Charlie down to the mat. Charlie quickly rolls out of the way and hops back up to his feet, and the Ace returns to his feet as well.
Talib Bari: Jamie and Charlie do lock up now and Charlie wrestles Jamie down to the mat. Charlie looks to grab him in a stretch, but Jamie slips out, moves around Charlie and grabs him around the neck. Charlie uses his strength to force them both back up. Jamie wraps his legs around Charlie though and he has him a modified sleeperhold. Jamie further aggravates Charlie by driving his elbow into the back! Charlie is forced back down to his knees and Jamie falls back, Charlie locked firmly in that sleeper.
Flannery McCoy: Charlie is doing what he can to grab the arm, trying to hyperextend the elbow with it, but Jamie still has that one arm locked tightly around Charlie’s neck. Charlie is highly underrated as a pure wrestler though. As disgusting and as despicable as he is, he knows what to do inside the ring. He’s got a hold of Jamie’s fingers now and he’s bending them back, doing what he can to irritate Jamie.
Stew-O: It seems to be working because Jamie releases the sleeper. He quickly reaches for Charlie’s legs though! The Ace is looking for a kneebar, but Charlie kicks him back, and lunges forward, striking Jamie in the jaw with a stiff forearm shot. Charlie looks to mount Jamie, but Jamie wraps his legs around Charlie’s back! JAMIE PUSHES CHARLIE’S ARM THROUGH AND LOCKS HIS LEGS AROUND CHARLIE’S HEAD!!!
Flannery McCoy: TRIANGLE CHOKE! JAMIE HAS CHARLIE’S ARM TRAPPED BUT CHARLIE IS STILL ABLE TO REACH FOR JAMIE’S KNEE! JAMIE RELEASES NOT WANTING TO ALLOW CHARLIE TO EXECUTE THE KNEE PIN STRATEGY OF COUNTERING THE TRIANGLE CHOKE! :wow:!!!
Talib Bari: JAMIE LUNGES FOR CHARLIE… STRIKING HIM IN THE FACE WITH A FOREARM! CHARLIE EATS THAT AND EATS ANOTHER! JAMIE HAS CHARLIE PINNED DOWN AND HE IS STILL STRIKING HIM WITH THOSE FOREARM SHOTS!!
Stew-O: Charlie Marr has got to find a way back into this match because for the last few minutes it has been all Jamie O’Hara! Jamie gets up and he reaches down, grabbing Charlie by the arm and pulling him up! Jamie looks to whip Charlie across the ring, but Charlie manages to plant his feet and reverse the whip! Jamie does the same! Jamie tries for a hip toss but Charlie pops him in the nose with a stiff right hand and grabs Jamie by the waist! Jamie fires back with several elbow shots and he gets behind Charlie now! Jamie hooks Charlie underneath the arms…
Flannery McCoy: DRAGON SUPLEX INTO A BRIDGING PIN!!! THE REFEREE DROPS DOWN AND COUNTS!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOO—
Talib Bari: CHARLIE KICKS OUT!!!
Stew-O: Both men return to their feet and circle one another. Charlie is shaking out the cobwebs, and Jamie is asking for a test of strength. Charlie brushes him off, but Jamie grabs at the hand and goes for Charlie’s feet. He drops him down with a drop toe hold, and gets behind him, grabbing the left leg of Charlie Marr and bending it back. Charlie reaches for the ropes, but he’s not close enough. Charlie pushes himself up on his forearms though and tries to work his way to the ropes. Jamie clubs him in the back and reaches for Charlie’s arm, trying to pull it back. Charlie digs deep and uses his free hand to push himself up, and that allows him to twist his body around, and force a break of the submission. Jamie immediately looks to lock it back in but Charlie rakes his hand across Jamie’s face!
Flannery McCoy: As desperate as that was, Charlie needed to do something. Jamie was out-wrestling him.
Talib Bari: Charlie returns to his feet and stalks Jamie, looking for the perfect moment to strike. He drops down to the mat, looks to grab Jamie by the waist, but Jamie is quick to slip out. Jamie tries to gain the advantage on Charlie, but Charlie refuses to find himself caught in any more precarious positions!
Stew-O: These two are exchanging chain wrestling holds on the mat, and finally both get back to their feet! The crowd is chanting for Jamie, but that just seems to motivate Charlie. Charlie is a great striker in his own right and he throws a kick, connecting with Jamie’s thigh. Jamie fires back with a kick as well, and neither one seem to gain any advantage doing that. Charlie goes for the hand, but Jamie slaps it out of the way, throwing another kick, and connecting. Charlie strikes back with a kick, and follows it up with another to the opposite leg of Jamie. Jamie fires back with a kick of his own again, but Charlie catches the leg!
Flannery McCoy: Charlie snaps Jamie to the mat, making sure to keep control of that limb. Charlie looks for a kneebar, but Jamie reaches back, wrapping his arm around Charlie’s neck. Charlie maintains control of the leg with one hand, and uses his free hand to unwrap Jamie’s arm from around his neck. He forces Jamie flat on his back and moves into position, bending Jamie’s leg back at an awkward angle! Jamie brings his free leg up, looking to connect with Charlie’s face, but Charlie turns around, gets back up, and slams Jamie’s knee into the mat. He lets go and begins stomping away on the knee, which is pretty sound strategy. Jamie is quick, and likes to run around, and by taking away the leg, Charlie is neutralizing the biggest advantage Jamie has in this match.
Talib Bari: Charlie picks up Jamie and brings him down with a snap suplex, and immediately goes back to work on that knee. Charlie grabs the leg, wraps Jamie up, and he has him in a figure four! Jamie grits his teeth, trying to deal with the pain he is feeling thanks to that submission, and he reaches for the ropes! The Ace is digging deep now, realizing he can’t force a rope break due to ring positioning, and works on reversing the hold. Charlie fights through it, but Jamie continues to force the issue, which finally prompts Charlie to let go! Charlie gets to his knees and grabs Jamie in a side headlock, not really giving Jamie a chance to breathe. He forces Jamie’s shoulders to the mat…
OOONNNEEE!!!
Stew-O: But Jamie pops that shoulder up.
Flannery McCoy: Jamie is now trying to get his legs up, looking for a head scissors, but Charlie lets go fo the headlock, and goes back to work on that knee, striking it several times with his elbow, and forearm! He slams Jamie’s knee back down into the mat, and again, this is smart. Jamie is a striker and his knee strikes are lethal, to the point where he uses them to end matches. Charlie is looking to take that away from him, and honestly I’m impressed.
Talib Bari: Yeah, I agree. Charlie picks up Jamie, and sends him into the corner via Irish whip! Jamie’s back strikes the turnbuckles, but he doesn’t go down! Charlie flies towards him… he is looking to connect with a big boot, but Jamie does move! Charlie’s foot lands on the turnbuckles! Jamie from behind with a kick! His knee buckled a little bit on that, but nonetheless, Jamie lands another kick to Charlie’s kidney area… and another! He grabs Charlie and turns him around, shoving him back against the turnbuckles!
Stew-O: Machine gun style chops to Charlie’s chest now! Jamie is lighting up Charlie with those chops! Charlie gets his hand up though! He pops Jamie right in the jaw again! Jamie fires back with a palm strike… NOW THEY’RE BOTH JUST THROWING HANDS! JAMIE AND CHARLIE ARE JUST STRIKING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER NOW!!!!
Flannery McCoy: CHARLIE SHOVES JAMIE BACK… HE JUST KICKED JAMIE O’HARA IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!
Stew-O: CHARLIE WITH MORE PALM STRIKES AND JAMIE GOES TO COVER UP! CHARLIE IS RELENTLESS RIGHT NOW THOUGH! HE DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO JAMIE’S GUT AND GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD! JAMIE FIGHTS HIM OFF THOUGH! JAMIE GRABS THE ARM! HE BRINGS CHARLIE TO THE MAT! JAMIE ROLLS OVER CHARLIE AND LOOKS FOR A HEADLOCK… BUT CHARLIE KICKS OUT!
Talib Bari: JAMIE GRABS CHARLIE AND BOTH MEN RETURN TO A VERTICAL BASE! JAMIE WITH A FOREARM THAT CATCHES CHARLIE IN THE JAW! CHARLIE FIRES BACK WITH A KICK TO JAMIE’S KNEE AND THAT DROPS THE ACE DOWN! CHARLIE FOLLOWS UP WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE, AND GRABS JAMIE BY THE HAIR. CHARLIE LIFTS JAMIE UP, THROWS HIM INTO THE ROPES! JAMIE FLIES FORWARD AND CHARLIE GRABS HIM! THE HEADMASTER RITUAL! THAT SPINEBUSTER CONNECTS!!!!
Flannery McCoy: CHARLIE IS GRABBING JAMIE AND HE HAS HIM IN POSITION FOR THE QUEEN IS DEAD!!! IF CHARLIE HITS THAT DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT THIS MATCH COULD BE OVER!!!!
Stew-O: BUT CHARLIE ONLY HOOKS ONE ARM! JAMIE IS FIGHTING HIS WAY FREE! JAMIE GETS HIMSELF OUT OF TROUBLE AND JUMPS UP! JUMPING KNEE STRIKE! HE CONNECTS WITH CHARLIE’S JAW!
Talib Bari: BUT JAMIE HURT HIMSELF TOO! CHARLIE REALLY WORKED THAT KNEE OVER AND NOW JAMIE IS FORCED TO REGROUP!!! CHARLIE FLIES AT JAMIE, BUT JAMIE GRABS HIM BY THE ARM AND TAKES HIM DOWN! JAMIE IS LOOKING FOR THE ARMBAR BUT CHARLIE BRIDGES OUT! CHARLIE ON TOP OF JAMIE NOW AND HE IS SLAMMING HIS FIST INTO THE SIDE OF JAMIE’S FACE! CHARLIE MOVES HIS LEG OVER AND DROPS IT DOWN ACROSS JAMIE’S THROAT! HE IS CONTINUING TO THROW THOSE HAMMERFISTED SHOTS TO JAMIE O’HARA’S FACE!
Flannery McCoy: Oh my gawd! The referee is stepping in now, checking on Jamie! I believe Jamie is busted open now and that’s due to Charlie’s sheer brutality.
Stew-O: Charlie shoves the referee away!
Talib Bari: BUT LOOK AT JAMIE!
Flannery McCoy: JAMIE GRABS CHARLIE BY THE BEARD AND THROWS HIS FOREARM UP! CHARLIE IS CAUGHT OFF GUARD AND THAT ALLOWS JAMIE TO REVERSE THEIR POSITIONS! JAMIE IS ON TOP NOW AND HE IS THROWING HANDS AT CHARLIE! CHARLIE TRIES TO COVER UP, BUT JAMIE IS JUST DRIVING HIS FIST INTO CHARLIE’S FACE! OVER AND OVER THE ACE STRIKES CHARLIE, AND ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING JORDIE RIPLEY LOOKS LIKE SHE IS GOING TO BE SICK!
Stew-O: Well that’s her meal ticket! What do you expect, Flannery?! If Charlie loses, she loses, and it’s not like the thot has a family she can crawl back too!
Flannery McCoy: THE REFEREE STEPS IN AGAIN, AND URGES JAMIE TO BACK OFF! JAMIE IGNORES HIM AND CONTINUES WAILING AWAY ON CHARLIE! CHARLIE IS BUSTED OPEN NOW AS WELL AND THE FACT BOTH OF THESE MEN HAVE MADE ONE ANOTHER BLEED WITH JUST THEIR OWN HANDS SPEAKS VOLUMES ABOUT HOW BRUTAL BOTH OF THESE MEN ARE! JAMIE FINALLY GETS OFF OF CHARLIE AND HE TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK!!!!
Talib Bari: JAMIE IS GOING TO THE ROPES NOW!!! CHARLIE IS SLOWLY GETTING HIMSELF TOGETHER! CHARLIE IS BACK UP ON ALL FOURS! JAMIE DIVES OFF THE ROPES!!! GENKI CANNON! DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! JAMIE QUICKLY TURNS CHARLIE OVER AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!!! THIS IS IT!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEE-
Stew-O: WHAT?!
Flannery McCoy: CHARLIE MARR KICKED OUT! HE IS STILL ALIVE IN THIS MATCH!
Talib Bari: The Hall of Famer slowly gets back to his feet and he is shaking his head! I don’t think Jamie expected Charlie to kick out of that one! Jamie screams at Charlie to get up, and finally ‘Main Event Marr’ does just that! Charlie is a little groggy right now and both of these men are covered in blood! JAMIE WITH THE STIFF SHOT TO CHARLIE! CHARLIE STAGGERS BACK BUT HE THROWS A RIGHT HAND RIGHT BACK AT JAMIE! JAMIE STAGGERS BACK! JAMIE WITH THE RIGHT! CHARLIE WITH THE RIGHT! JAMIE! CHARLIE! JAMIE! CHARLIE! JAMIE FREAKING O’HARA! CHARLIE FREAKING MARR!! BOTH OF THESE GUYS ARE THROWING EVERYTHING THEY HAVE INTO THESE SHOTS! THIS MATCH HAS BEEN STIFF AS HELL FROM THE OPENING BELL AND ALL THE WAY UNTIL NOW!
Stew-O: CHARLIE GOES FOR THE KICK NOW! BUT JAMIE GRABS THE LEG! JAMIE SPINS CHARLIE AROUND! CHARLIE DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE! CHARLIE CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING KICK, AND JAMIE STUMBLES BACK! CHARLIE WITH A SHOOT KICK TO THE CHEST! CHARLIE WITH A KICK TO THE SIDE! CHARLIE WITH ANOTHER KICK TO JAMIE’S CHEST! AND ANOTHER! CHARLIE IS JUST FIRING AWAY NOW… RUNNING OFF PURE ADRENALINE, AND JAMIE FINDS HIMSELF FORCED BACK AGAINST THE ROPES! CHARLIE COMES FLYING AT HIM! BIG BOOT CONNECTS! CHARLIE GRBAS JAMIE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: THERE IT IS! THE QUEEN IS DEAD! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT! NO!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!! NO!!!!!!
Talib Bari: CHARLIE FALLS ON TOP OF JAMIE AND THE REFEREE BEGINS TO COUNT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: NO!! NO!! JAMIE. KICKED. OUT.
Flannery and Talib: HOW?!
Stew-O: CHARLIE LOOKS SHOCKED! HE’S FINISHED OFF SO MANY MATCHES WITH THAT MOVE BUT THIS ISN’T JUST ANY MATCH AND JAMIE ISN’T JUST A RANDOM OPPONENT!
Talib Bari: Charlie looks down at Jamie, and he grabs him by the hair! Charlie with a series of forearm shots now and he picks Jamie up! Charlie lifts Jamie over his head and I think he might be going for a running air raid crash into the turnbuckles!
Flannery McCoy: But Jamie is fighting back! He is throwing those elbows to the side of Charlie’s head now! Charlie releases Jamie and now The Ace is on his feet! He throws a kick and that drops Charlie to his knees!
Stew-O: In Excelsis!!!!!
Talib Bari: NO!!!! CHARLIE DROPPED DOWN! JAMIE CRASHES INTO THE ROPES!!!! CHARLIE GRABS JAMIE FROM BEHIND AND HE HAS A HANDFUL OF TIGHTS!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEE-
Flannery McCoy: JAMIE KICKS OUT!!! CHARLIE POUNDS THE MAT IN FRUSTRATION! CHARLIE IS BACK UP AND HE SCOOPS UP JAMIE! THE QUEEN IS D-
Stew-O: HE CAN’T HOOK THE ARM! JAMIE DRIVES HIS SHOULDER INTO CHARLIE’S GUT AND FORCES HIM BACK INTO THE CORNER! JAMIE WITH THOSE SHOULDER THRUSTS! BUT CHARLIE IS CLUBBING JAMIE IN THE BACK! JAMIE IS FORCED TO HIS KNEES AND DRIVES HIS OWN KNEE INTO JAMIE’S FACE! JAMIE FALLS BACK! CHARLIE MOUNTS HIM AND BEGINS THROWING THOSE STIFF PUNCHES AGAIN! JAMIE FIGHTS BACK! JAMIE IS ON TOP OF CHARLIE NOW! JAMIE WITH THOSE RIGHTS AND LEFTS NOW! CHARLIE REVERSES! AND IT’S CHARLIE WITH FOREARM SHOTS NOW!!! JAMIE GETS HIS LEGS UP THOUGH AND WRAPS THEM AROUND CHARLIE’S HEAD! JAMIE GRABS THE ARM! HE IS TRYING FOR THAT TRIANGLE CHOKE ONCE AGAIN!
Talib Bari: BUT CHARLIE PLANTS HIS FEET AND HE GRABS JAMIE! HE IS LIFTING JAMIE OFF THE MAT AND HE SLAMS HIM DOWN!!! JAMIE LETS GO!!!! CHARLIE JUMPS ON THE ROPES NOW! JAMIE IS BACK TO HIS FEET! DIVING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT FROM CHARLIE TO JAMIE! JAMIE FALLS BACK! CHARLIE GOES FOR THE COVER! JAMIE KICKS OUT THOUGH! CHARLIE PUNCHES THE MAT IN FRUSTRATION! JAMIE GRABS THE ARM!!!! CHARLIE FIGHTS BACK!!!! CHARLIE GRABS JAMIE IN A KNEEBAR AND JAMIE IMMEDIATELY SCRAMBLES FOR THE ROPES!!!! JAMIE GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE AND THE REFEREE STEPS IN! CHARLIE HAS TO BREAK THE HOLD!!!!!
Referee: ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR… FIVE…
Charlie Marr: FUCK YOU!
Flannery McCoy: CHARLIE IS REFUSING TO BREAK THE HOLD! THE REFEREE CALLS FOR THE BELL!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Flannery McCoy: BULLSHIT! YOU CAN’T JUST END THAT MATCH LIKE THAT!!!!
Talib Bari: BOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: The referee has called for the bell because Charlie Marr refused to release a kneebar after Jamie O’Hara grabbed the ropes! I mean, I hate the decision personally, but I get it!
(The referee has managed to pull Charlie off of Jamie, and despite the tremendous amount of pain Jamie is in, ‘The Ace’ is pulling himself up using the ropes. Charlie is mouthing off and talking his usual shit, and Jamie lunges for him! Charlie sidesteps Jamie and drops down, rolling out of the ring!)
Flannery McCoy: … Charlie Marr is going to be a dangerous man in Grand Rampage.
Talib Bari: There won’t be any rules, and he can do whatever he pleases.
Stew-O: Welp on that note. That’s all the time we have for tonight, folks. For myself, Flannery, and Talib… goodnight!
(Jordie has rushed to Charlie’s side, and wrapped her arm around his waist. She is fussing over him while Charlie has his blue eyes locked on Jamie’s. Jamie has refused all help from the referee and is standing on his own, and the crowd is going nuts for what they just witnessed between ‘Main Event Marr’ and ‘The Ace.’ These two threw everything they had tonight at one another, in one of the stiffest, hardest hitting matches Dynasty has had. No doubt both of them will bring the same energy and passion to Grand Rampage.)
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