John Helms
(EAW Intro plays.)
(Dynasty begins with a recap of Grand Rampage. The results are shown as we get an especially long monage of the epic 40 person Grand Rampage match that was ultimately won by Voltage’s own Rex McAllister. As we see Rex eliminate Cage and end the fight, the screen flashes and fades out abruptly. The lights suddenly go out as the shot returns to real time. Darkness covers the inside the EAW Performance Center in Newark, New Jersey as the announcing team can be heard reacting.)
Stew-O: What’s happening?
Flannery McCoy: This is getting ridiculous.
Jake Mercer: It must be Cage! It’s CAGE AGAIN! HE IS ADDICTED TO LIGHT SWITCHES!
Stew-O: Let’s not just run wild with allegations, we don’t know what exactly…
(‘Invincible’ by Popsmoke blasts out the speakers. The lights come back up as Chris Elite’s tron is playing on the tron. Out walks GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS himself as Chris Elite walks on stage with a disgruntled look on his face. Elite stares into the hollow and fanless building before swearing under his breath and heading down the ramp.)
Stew-O: Looks like we know who’s as the cause of this particular light malfunction. Chris Elite, the man that was ever so close to dethroning National Elite Champion Kassidy Heart, saw the ugly face of karma rear its head as the same situation that he put Impact and Cage in at the King of Elite fpv was brought to him. Chris Elite was prepared to finish off Kass with a move that has almost always ended his opponents when the lights were turned off and left him distracted.
Flannery McCoy: When the lights returned, Kassidy was awakened and she took out Chris and managed to retain her title soon thereafter. It’s obvious she wasn’t excited about how she won but regardless she did it and that’s left Chris Elite the angry man we see here tonight.
Jake Mercer: How unprofessional of you two! I’ll do the heavy lifting tonight I guess! WELCOME TO FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY AS WE BRING YOU THE BEST BRAND OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING HERE LIVE TODAY INSIDE EAW’S PERFORMANCE CENTER!
Stew-O: Thanks, Jake. We do have a huge show tonight with matches that include Serena Bennett facing off with Darcy May Morgan, Chris Leite himself against Andre Walker, and much much more!
(Chris slides in the ring and grabs a microphone from Stephie Love as he paces in the squared circle. His music fades out as he takes a second before finally speaking.)
Chris Elite: …FUCK!
(Chris lets out a loud scream as his voice rings inside the audience less building.)
Chris Elite: I know not to expect much from this company and I know that some shit you gotta love with but FUCK ALL THAT! This is the type of bullshit I thought I could get away from leaving Showdown and Ahren and that bullshit behind. Nope! Some people think it’s fair play seeing as I’ve been bullying that emo bitch and admitted to using him as a means to even get to Dynasty but FUCK ALLLLLL OF THAT! I’m supposed to face the newest kid that came swimming out of my nut sack in eaw later on, I’m supposed to beat up my illegitimate son Andre Walker but FUCK AAAAAAALLLLLLLL THAT RIGHT NOW! What I’m going to do is stop even talking and demand that coward Cage come out here and admit he screwed me out of the National Elite Championship and then Ima use my GAWD contract to do what nobody else has been able to do and that’s END HIS FUCKING CAREER! I was moments away from becoming National Elite Champ. I was seconds away from putting that big boob bozo out of commission. I was so close to being a triple crown winner and Cage just had to ru-
(‘Can I Live’ by Jay-Z plays.)
Chris Elite: …
(Out walks Impact with Sienna Jade holding his hand as both are laughing hysterically.)
Stew-O: What’s the meaning of this? What’s going on right now?
(As the Reasonable Doubt song fades out, Impact and Sienna begin walking down the ramp with a microphone for them both.)
Impact: As much as we’d love to see you use that GAWD contract and get that balding stupid idiot thrown out of here once and for all, I cannot contain this information any longer. Chris, relax and hear us out. What we are going to tell you is going to blow you pea brain sized mind!
(Impact and Sienna enter the ring as Chris is getting confused and angry at the same time.)
Chris Elite: What do you two tranny face dick eaters want?!
Sienna Jade: I got the juicy scoop on who actually sabotaged you and my best friend in the whole world Kassidy’s title match at Grand Rampage!
Impact: And it wasn’t Cage…
Chris Elite: Excuse me?
Sienna Jade: That’s right! I just so happened to be backstage and I saw who really did it!
Chris Elite: Oh yeah?! Who did it then!
Impact: Yea, baby. Tell Chris who sabotaged his big match.
Sienna Jade: I’m gonna!
Impact: Tell that parasite who screwed him over.
Chris Elite: …
Impact: Let that idiot know who took his big opportunity and emasculated him for all the world to see.
Sienna Jade: Baby I’m gonna!
Chris Elite: Fuckin…
Impact: Gon’ ahead and let this fool know who took his title match and took a big ol’ steaming shit on his last chance at being relevant!
Sienna Jade: Imp baby you know who did it, too!
Impact: Oh yeah, I do.
Chris Elite: AYE! Enough of this lovey dovey cac flirting and snitch on the bitch! Tell me the truth I know it was Cage! Say it!
Impact: Go ahead, let him know babe.
Sienna Jade: The person that cut the lights off and caused you to CHOKE away your National Elite title match also has the biggest cock in EAW that I choke on every night!
Chris Elite: What?!
Impact: …Mamba Blanco…
Chris Elite: You son of a
Sienna Jade: It was THE WHITE MAMBA! IMPACT IS THE ONE THAT SCREW YOU AT GRAND RAMPAGE!
(A loud chuckle escapes Impacts mouth as Sienna points at Chris and laughs as well.)
Stew-O: What?!
Jake Mercer: I KNEW IT WAS IMPACT ALL ALONG! My reddit conspiracy group solved this case hours ago! We worked hard at looking at every possible clue, we used our photoshop expertise to analyze the data calculated with
Flannery McCoy: Shut up, Jake. Please let’s hear this out!
Chris Elite: You joking, right? Tell me you dick eating clowns are joking? You tryna cover for your work husband Cage so I don’t fire him right now?
Impact: See, that right there. That look. That stupid look on your stupid face. That look is almost as stupid and as satisfying of a look as the one you had at Grand Rampage after those lights came back on and Kassidy Hea-
Sienna Jade: My beautiful sister! KASSY MY best friend National Elite QWEEEEN!!!!
Impact: …ye. After she took you out and left you down for the three count, that’s the look I wanted to see from you. That pathetic face of yours shocked, confused, awestruck at what had happened to your potential career defining moment. You disrespected me a few weeks back and you have been an unruly malignant tumor to this company for your entire career, Chris. You are no different and especially no better than that moron Cage and I could not allow you to take away my girl’s girlfriend’s title at any costs. You see, I too assumed Cage would screw you over in your match but with him being so focused on trying to win the Grand Rampage match, I decided to screw you over myself!
Chris Elite: You are the stupidest son of a bitch this side of the Mississippi, you know that? Not only did you ruin my title match, screw me over, and piss me off…you just stopped me from firing Cage right here and now…I’m going to use this GAWD contract to
Sienna Jade: Go ahead and try and fire him! Fire both of us! We dare you!
Chris Elite: Hush that mouth, I can smell Seattle semen floating out from under that dry tongue of yours!
Sienna Jade: Kiss my ass.
Impact: What are you gonna do, Chris? What’s the plan Mr. GAWD contract? Going to fire us or have us kicked off Dynasty? What’s the plan?
Chris Elite: You two are FI-
(‘Surfin’ by Kid Cudi and Pharrell begins to play as the theme song cuts Chris off mid sentence. Imp, Sienna, and Elite stand in the ring as out walks the cocky and confident Serena Bennett, draped in all blue attire, staring a hole in the two inside the ring. She reveals her own microphone as she begins walking down the ramp.)
Stew-O: It’s Serena Bennett!
Jake Mercer: WHAT’S SERENA BENNETT DOIN’ INSIDE THE IMPACT ZONE?
Flannery McCoy: This is the performance center, Jake.
Jake Mercer: I told y’all, Imp paid me to call every arena he’s in the Impact Zone.
Stew-O: Well, Serena is walking her way to the ring and she’s not looking too happy to see Impact and Sienna!
Jake Mercer: Serena is here in the Impact Zone, LET’S HEAR WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY!!!
Flannery McCoy: :snoop: You are so meta it’s a damn shame…
Jake Mercer: :mjlol:
(Serena enters the ring as Chris, Sienna, and Impact separate from one another with the couple standing close together on one side of the ring.)
Chris Elite: Hey, Marge Simpson! Yeah, you. Blue haired bitch! I was in the middle of firing these two dick eaters, what brings your dick eating ass to this function? You tryna get furloughed or finger fu-
Serena Bennett: Enough talking from you. First off, you are not firing these two clowns right now. Not on my watch.
Chris Elite: Oh yeah?
Serena Bennett: Yeah.
Chris Elite: Why is that, sis?
Serena Bennett: Cause…I still got smoke with these two! Especially with that beer belly bitch, Impact!
Sienna Jade: Wait just one second, no she did not! Excuse you very much but his dad bod is very hot you Bad Girls Club reject.
Impact: You want more of The White Mamba? You must have been injecting yourself with disinfectant like the president suggested if you think you are ready to tango with Mamba Blanco. I shut you down and ended you at Grand Rampage, was that not enough?
Sienna Jade: Exactly, I thought I ended your career months ago when I bounced that contact having eyeball of yours on the sharpest corner of those steel steps yet here you are STILL looking for more beatings from us, how sad.
Serena Bennett: I’ll gladly fuck you up and crip walk on you and your husbands faces for screwing me out of revenge if I have to. Sienna, I ended your title reign and before Chris Elite gets to end your EAW careers, I want to end you both myself! Impact needed your help to win and I’ll gladly take you both on solo if it means getting my revenge.
Sienna Jade: Ain’t no revenge, bitch!
Chris Elite: Put a dick in it, bozo!
Sienna Jade: Who the hell do you keep thinking you’re talking to?
Impact: Talk to her again and watch me stomp on your body harder than Kassidy did.
(Right on cue, ‘Monster’ by Kanye West begins to play as all four turn their heads to the screen.)
Stew-O: This ring is filling up like the Grand Rampage match as out walks the reigning and defending National Elite champ herself!
(Kassidy indeed steps out from backstage as she has her own merchandise shirt fitted to her body, a pair of denim jeans, and some heels. Sienna lights up as Chris and Serena stare with anger glares at her. Kassidy has her title on her shoulders as she makes her way down the ramp.)
Jake Mercer: Let me guess, Kassidy is going to admit SHE was also a part of this scheme to screw Bhris out of that belt she still carries?! WHAT A COWARD!
Flannery McCoy: Look, I know Kassidy and that reaction she had when she realized HOW she was able to win was the look of disappointment. She is very proud of her work in EAW, one of the hardest workers in the game, and to win in THAT FASHION…might have messed with her as much as it did Chris!
(Kassidy enters the ring as Chris throws his hands in the air before letting out an annoyed sigh.)
Chris Elite: Now THIS bitch is back up in the mix. What do YOU want?
Sienna Jade: OHMYGAWD KASSIDY! I’m so GLAD you are out here to celebrate with us! We were rubbing it in Chris’s face that we screwed him over in favor of you and then this ring rat Serena came out to threaten us. You, my baby, and I should just jump them and throw them both in the trash where they belong!
Kassidy Heart: Hey, Sienna. I love you with all my heart queen! Being in your presence is always a gift but it’s hard to show any excitement right now.
Serena Bennett: You must have found your “husband” sending dick pics on Instagram to some underage boys AGAIN…
Chris Elite: HAH…that was actually funny.
Serena Bennett: Thanks…
Kassidy Heart: Please, don’t talk about my husband. We all know Serena Bennett could never have a husband seeing as she gets passed around locker-rooms in EAW and the NFL like deodorant. Dating you is like the Kiss of Death. SOSA’s career was ruined after he met you, Cam Newton is out of a job, and yeah…don’t even dare speak on my husband you career killing cunt.
Sienna Jade: Yikes.
Impact: Damn…even to me that was mean.
Serena Bennett: You right maybe I shoulda let Cam use me as a human shield on the football field to prove my worth. Oh wait, it doesn’t work like that. Since you got so much to say maybe I should fuck you up like I’m going to do these two cacs, how bout that?
Kassidy Heart: We can fight if you want. You know I’m down to slaughter anybody looking for one. But, let me focus on why I’m out here. Serena, you are distracting the hell out of me and I don’t need that right now. I did not come out here to recreate Operation: Doomsday. I came out here to…scold YOU…Impact.
Sienna Jade: YASSSS QUEEEN…wait. Jigga, what?
Chris Elite: Aye, I gotta hear this shit.
Impact: Fucking, for what?
Kassidy Heart: I didn’t want or need you to interrupt my match and use it as a chance to screw over Chris.
Sienna Jade: See, I tried to tell him not to do that. I tried, Kass. Honestly, I know you and I begged my baby to just let you handle it and you would maul Chris the honest way.
Kassidy Heart: I want to believe you…
Sienna Jade: I DID HONESTLY! I TRIED TO TELL HIM YOU WERE GONNA COME BACK AND RUN THROUGH CHRIS BUT HE DIDN’T LISTEN. TELL HER BABY! TELL HER HOW I TRIED TO TELL YOU NOT TO MESS WITH THE LIGHTS!
Impact: I mean, she kinda did…
Kassidy Heart: Thanks, Sienna. I believe you. I know you are my best friend, a queen in the eyes of all including mine, and you know what’s in my soul. You know I’d rather DIE than be helped to defend my title.
Serena Bennett: …I wish we could say the same about your husband…
Kassidy Heart: Excuse me?
Chris Elite: FAX! How are you “so tough” and this big bad Mauler bitch…yet your husband needed you to help him get his title back? You was all game to save him from Xander Payne and Cam from kicking his ass and you did everything in your power to help him with no questions asked. YET, you out here bitching about Imp screwing me over and helping you? I’m not Harvard educated but you can’t tell me that makes sense.
Impact: I mean, he’s a moron but that does make sense. Why are you mad at me?
Kassidy Heart: Look, I told you Serena and now I’m telling you Chris, don’t speak on my relationship. That has shit all to do with either of you nuisances. I won, I’m not mad that I won. I knew I was going to win all along. HOW I won, how I defended my title was clearly tainted. Impact had no right interfering in MY match and I demand an apology from him.
Chris Elite: Apology? To you? FOR WHAT?
Impact: Yeah, like the dumbass said. For what?
Kassidy Heart: I just said…
Sienna Jade: Babe, you know how much I love you but you were clearly in the wrong by doing tampering with her match without her permission. I even suggested maybe checking in with her but you were sure she’d be fine with it. But look all of that is in the past and it’s only tearing us apart, we need to be united especially against these two wannabe gang members. C’mon bestie! Come help Imp and me destroy these two, it will be fun! Jaded Hearts back at it again. With a little White Mamba in the mix for added pleasure.
Impact: Nothing little about this Mamba and you know that.
Sienna Jade: Well of course that goes without saying honey. Kass, I’m sure Imp is sorry he ruined your match and we can figure all that out after we ruin these two losers lives.
Serena Bennett: I’ll ruin those fake, chicklet teeth with the bottom of my feet, Sienna.
Sienna Jade: Join us, Kass. Let’s take them out right now! 3 on 2!
Kassidy Heart: I’d team with you any day of the week queen, but right now I’m here for one thing and that’s an apology from Impact and I’m here to offer Chris Elite another title shot at my National Elite Championship whenever and wherever. I’m not a coward, I don’t like having to defend my belt like that but I did retain my title and I only see it as a fair opportunity to give you one more shot at me, Chris. I know things likely won’t be in your favor like they were last time. You fought hard, you took me to a place nobody else has in a long time. But, I promise the next time we wrestle…The Mauler will be unleashed and you wi-
Chris Elite: SHUT THE FUCK UP, DAMN!
Kassidy Heart: Excuse me?
Serena Bennett: Hah!
Sienna Jade: What the fuck? That was rude.
Chris Elite: You think i’m some charity case? Like I need your title shots? If I REALLY wanted another title shot, I could snap my fingers, scream “WOO”, pull out my GAWD contract and give myself one. I don’t need your fake pity you entitled pussy! How dare you try to make this about you. You got your belt thanks to your best friend’s husband cheating ass, your husband got his belt after toasting Cameron Ella Ava like a piece of bread, and now you want sympathy? For what? For unknowingly benefiting from a rigged system? News flash, you not getting no sympathy from me or nobody. You won, you still champ, CELEBRATE THAT SHIT! How you always crying? You got what you wanted. You just ain’t get it how you wanted. You thought you were gonna do me like you did LC, NvL, and Serena here. You thought you were just going to Miho-Li and destroy me but you didn’t. You ain’t get the Ol’ Mauler special on Big Bhris. You got the fight of your life brought to you AND STILL ended up champ! Now you want pity? Eat that pity with a side of al dente dicks, bozo!
Kassidy Heart: Wow…
Siena Jade: Oh, you are dumber than we thought!
Serena Bennett: I heard a shot against me in there but it was mainly some ether for blondy so I’m letting it rock for now.
Kassidy Heart: Seeing as the one time you held a World title here was a result of Impact handing it to you. Not to mention it was so long ago and you have been exposed by half the roster since then…I do think you are a charity case, Chris. I think you are ashamed because Grand Rampage was THE BEST PERFORMANCE YOU WILL EVER HAVE AGAIN…and you know you were lucky to catch me the way you did. You know NOW that I’m focused on really hurting you with no distractions that you are scared of stepping back in that ring with me. You mentioned what I did to Serena…
Serena Bennett: I keep hearing my name and I feel like I’ma have to slap some people soon…
Kassidy Heart: You mentioned what I did to Nathan Von Liebert and Lethal Consequences, right? What I did to them will look like Toy Story 3 compared to what I’ll do to you. I’ll rip every single one of those stupid tattoos off your vanilla wafer colored skin and stick my fist so far down your throat, I’ll be able to run my fingers around inside your stomach. I’m not in the mood for any of these shenanigans and I’ll gladly maul everybody in this ring not named Sienna if somebody disrespects me one last time.
Serena Bennett: Can you people shut the fuck up, damn. Since Chris has that GAWD contract power crap, how about you do ME a favor. Give me a match with all of them. Impact, Kass, Sienna. One on one, a gauntlet, a handicap match, I don’t give a fuck. I’m tired of these entitled cacs crying and blabbing. I’m ready to murder all these blue eye devils and put an end to their nonsense.
Kassidy Heart: Did I not just remind you of the last times I hurt you, Serena?
Sienna Jade: EYE know I did. Get it? EYE as in eyeball as in I’m pretty sure that’s a glass eye in your face cause I damn near crushed the real one.
Serena Bennett: Crush this pussy in your mouth, hoe.
Impact: You REALLY think you can go toe to toe with me again? Last time was just to try and end this petty feud. I will end your career if you keep trifling with my wife or myself, Bennett.
Kassidy Heart: Screw it, I’ll maul you again. Then, I’ll Maul Mr. GAWD contract and REALLY defend this title the way I wanted to before.
Sienna Jade: That’s right, bestie! Imp, let’s just have Kassidy end them both for us!
Impact: Hmm…that’s not a bad idea.
Kassidy Heart: After i’m done with them, I might need a one on one with you too Imp.
Sienna Jade: Wait what?
Kassidy Heart: Maybe, I’ll feel better about all of this crap.
Serena Bennett: You can just team with both of them and I’ll end all this misery for you, Kass. You will need all the help you can get if you fuck with me again!
Kassidy Heart: Oh please.
Chris Elite: OH PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN YO WHAT THE FUCK!
(Silence befalls everybody as Chris steps into the middle of the ring.)
Chris Elite: I’ve heard enough, for real. Ya’ll hoes might as well squash the beefing because it’s time I settle all this. Jaded Hearts might already be besties…but, it’s time we create a new situation out of this clusterfuck. So, I’m taking that National Elite championship match and giving it to…you!
(Chris points directly at Sienna as Jade, Kass, and Impact looked shocked.)
Chris Elite: Yep, you there. Sienna Jade since you LOVE Kassidy Heart so much, you gonna LOVE THIS! At PAIN FOR PRIDE…Kassidy Heart has to defend her National Elite Championship against Sienna Jade!
Kassidy Heart: Are you serious?
Sienna Jade: Wait, what? What the fuck? You can’t do that!
Chris Elite: I’m serious as a heart attack, bitch. ALSO, before Kassidy MAULS your wife and proves to not just me but everybody that she really deserves to be National Elite champ at PFP, I got a match idea for Gateway to Glory. Since Sienna LOVES her husband and her bestfriend so much and since Serena and Kassidy seem hell bent on fighting…I got y’all a tag match! Serena Bennett teams with Kassidy Heart to face Impact and Sienna Jade! How about that?
Impact: Are you out of your mind?
Serena Bennett: Why the fuck would you do that?
Kassidy Heart: You cannot be serious! You REALLY cannot be serious, can you?
Sienna Jade: THIS IS THE DUMBEST SHIT I’VE EVER HEARD!
Impact: Chris, CHRIS!
(Elite laughs as he drops down, rolls out the ring, and walks backwards up the ramp.)
Chris Elite: GAWD contract, bitches! I’ma make you WISH I just fired you. I’ll be adding all you dick eating bozos to Chris Elite’s shit list right under Cage’s name. Gonna be a fun road to Pain for Pride for all of us. ESPECIALLY ME! SUCK MY DICK!
(‘Invincible’ by Pop Smoke plays again as Chris begins to confidently walk up the ramp as Serena remains in the ring with Kass, Sienna, and Impact as all four look puzzled and shocked by the turn of events.)
Stew-O: Starting off with a confirmed Pain for Pride championship match! Chris Elite has used his GAWD contract and has decided to torture Kassidy and Sienna by booking them in a one on one match for Heart’s National Elite Championship!
Flannery McCoy: That’s not all! At Gateway to Glory, Kassidy has to team with one of her greatest rivals in Serena Bennett to take on Impact and her best friend Sienna Jade!
Jake Mercer: I mean, I’m shocked he didn’t take the title match himself! But, what a way to screw Impact and Kassidy Heart for the next few months! Kass and Sienna are damn near like sisters and to know you are going to have to fight her in a tag match at Gateway to Glory, with a bitter rival as your partner, and the man that spoiled your title defense…it’s an explosion waiting to happen!
Flannery McCoy: Last year, Sienna Jade entered Pain for Pride a champion and Kassidy left with that belt of hers. This year, Kassidy will enter as champion and Sienna has a chance to be the one that leaves with her belt. Heart has Mauled many men and women since then, will she Maul Sienna to stay champ? Or will her best friend be the one that ends her reign?
Stew-O: That and Chris Elite is using Serena’s hell bent journey towards revenge on Impact and the possibility of Kassidy MAULING his wife at PFP as a means to revenge. He may not have gone to Harvard but it’s a brilliantly intricate plan he just came up with on the spot!
Jake Mercer: Who needs Harvard when you have a Macguffin of a contract with endless powers and a vendetta?
Stew-O: Pain for Pride season has begun and Dynasty has more in store for everyone tonight!
(We end with Chris Elite on stage throwing gang signs and screaming “GLTTTTTT” and “WOOO” as all the elitists in the ring stare at him pissed off at what he has done.)
(Commercial Break)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is a Fatal Four Way match scheduled for one fall!
Crowd:
Stephie Love: :mjcry:
Jake Mercer: ONE FALL!
Stephie Love: :skip:
Jake Mercer: I love you Stephie!
Flannery McCoy: Sit yo ass down.
Stephie Love: … Introducing first!
(“Don’t Sweat the Technique” by Eric B and Rakim hits as Lisa Wren appears on stage.)
Stephie Love: From British Columbia, Canada weighing in at 150 pounds she is LISSSSSSSSSSSSSA WRRRRRRRRRRRREN!!!
(Lisa Wren comes out to the stage as she looks extra competitive and ready to fight.)
Stew-O: Lisa Wren was eliminated at the Grand Rampage and that has to be rough for her but tonight she is looking to make a comeback.
Jake Mercer: She really shouldn’t be so concerned about it. She has a long career ahead of her and besides Grand Rampage is a bit of an oddity of a match. I’m sure she really wanted to win but it’s not the end of the world and I’m sure she can bounce back from it.
Flannery McCoy: Well for once we actually agree Jake. But it is worth noting that her elimination happened extremely quickly. That has to take a toll on her psyche but really the only thing she can do is keep going and tonight she has an opportunity to show why she is such a standout athlete.
(“HOV Lane” by Nicki Minaj hits!!!)
Stephie Love: Introducing second from Atlanta, Georgia weighing in at 120 pounds… KENNNNNNNNNN KENNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Kenn Kenn comes out onto the stage booty poppin and blowing kisses at Jake Mercer.)
Jake Mercer: Oh god no! Disgusting! I don’t want to see that! Gross!
Flannery McCoy: Come on Jake! It’s 2020 don’t be a hater! You should get up and dance with Kenn Kenn! You too Stew!
Stew-O: I think I will pass… but it has been sad to see a lack of appearances from Kenn Kenn lately. He is usually so excited to see the fans and to represent the LGBT community but sadly without the fans it feels like something has been lost.
Jake Mercer: I for one am glad to not have to see that. If only Lisa Wren was the one out here shaking that ass! :ahh:
Flannery McCoy: I will shake your ass.
Jake Mercer: :lupe:
(“Judas” by FOZZY hits!)
Stephie Love: Introducing third from New York, New York weighing in at 210 pounds he is “Perfection Personified” HEVELLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
(Hevel makes his way out to the ring with an arrogant look on his face looking like he doesn’t want to be there.)
Stew-O: Hevel has refused to even comment on what went down at the Grand Rampage but maybe that is actually the right mentality to have. Can’t let losses like that get you down or change your perception of who you are.
Flannery McCoy: This guy could probably use someone changing his perception of who he is. Absolutely obnoxious personality who I can barely stand to look at. The only good thing is that his punchable face likely will get punched at some point tonight.
Jake Mercer: I for one think we could use more people in this company like Hevel. He doesn’t waste words on those beneath him! Just like myself! Lets go Hevel!
(“The News Countdown” from BBC News hits as Eddie Terrial struts out to the stage.)
Stephie Love: Introducing last but not least from New York, New York weighing in at 185 pounds he is “The Headliner” EDDDDDDDDDDIE TERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIAL!!!!
(Eddie Terrial comes out to the ring taking notes in a journal as he prepares for his next big news broadcast.)
Flannery McCoy: Since when did we let the news media start wrestling at our shows? Oh god I didn’t do my makeup right I hope he doesn’t report on that.
Jake Mercer: You need to wake up Flannery to the truth of this world! The news media are better than us! People like Eddie Terrial have the balls to report to the world the TRUTH! If you have a problem with that it is probably because you are a bad person with something to hide!
Stew-O: This is actually Eddie Terrial’s in ring debut and he is being thrown to the wolves right away. I hope he is serious about his wrestling career and not just looking to save his failing news media outlet by improving the ratings. But objectively he is an unknown and I am looking forward to seeing what he can do here tonight.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: We are underway as Kenn Kenn immediately looks ready to lock up. But there seems to be a brief hesitation as all four competitors stare each other down from their respective corners in the ring. Eddie Terrial approaches Kenn Kenn and it looks like he is saying something. Possibly proposing an alliance. Hevel and Lisa Wren look like they aren’t having any of that as they quickly approach. I can’t make out what they are saying despite the lack of crowd but it looks like things are getting hos-
Jake Mercer: WOAH! Eddie Terrial and Kenn Kenn immediately begin throwing fists at their opponents! Lisa and Hevel rocked back against the ropes… and tandem clotheslines together here! Lisa and Hevel sent tumbling to the outside and… WAIT! SUPERKICK FROM EDDIE TERRIAL OUTTA NOWHERE! Kenn goes down from the force of that kick as it looks like Eddie is on the attack! He immediately drops down and mounts Kenn throwing punches into his face. But Kenn throws him off… Both men back up… Eddie sends Kenn into the ropes… Kenn fires back… oh god no!
Stew-O: Kenn Kenn flying and nailing Eddie Terrial right in the face with his ass! Eddie goes flying against the ropes… and out of the ring! Oh it’s Hevel and Lisa Wren holding the ropes and that was a nasty fall that Eddie just took… Hevel and Lisa both in the ring now… They team up on Kenn Kenn both throwing punches at him. Lisa grabs him by the hair… and tosses him over the top rope right onto Eddie on the outside! But now Hevel and Lisa turning on each other and exchanging shots! Hevel kicks Lisa hard in the face taking her down! On the outside Eddie back up as he is dragging Kenn Kenn’s face across the apron! Kenn falls down but Eddie picks him back up… slam on the outside! Hevel picks Lisa up… but she nails him with a Low Blow! Lisa up to the top rope looking to finish Hevel off… No! She leaps!! MOONSAULT TO THE OUTSIDE FROM LISA!!! HOLY SHIT!
(A slow motion replay is shown of Lisa Wren hitting a flying Moonsault to Kenn Kenn and Eddie Terrial on the outside.)
Flannery McCoy: Lisa Wren grabs Kenn Kenn rolling him back into the ring. The cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! TW-
Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT!
Jake Mercer: Eddie Terrial sliding back in where he meets Hevel making his way back to his feet… and a thumb to the eye! Hevel yells out in pain… But look Lisa Wren off the top!!! Flying Leg Drop off the top to the back of Hevel’s head as he is holding his eye from that cheap shot! Eddie grabs Lisa… DIRTSHEET CONNECTS!!! The cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THRRRRRRRR-
Stew-O: Another kickout this time from Lisa Wren! Eddie Terrial almost had it! Wait! Kenn Kenn out of nowhere with a vicious clothesline sending Eddie flipping inside out! We have men and women flying from every other direction in this match! But for now it looks like Kenn Kenn has taken control. Wait what is he doing…
Kenn Kenn: Oh yeah! Hit my music!
Flannery McCoy: Kenn Kenn dancing in the ring now but it doesn’t look like the production crew is following his instructions to hit the music. He needs to focus on this match! Come on Kenn Kenn! YOU NEED TO ACTUALLY TRY TO WIN HERE!
Jake Mercer: Rollup from Hevel on Kenn Kenn!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: Kenn Kenn barely kicks out! He nearly cost himself the entire match with that display… I understand he wants to entertain the fans but there is a time and a place… Hevel now stomping on everyone else who is down in the mat with a smug look on his face. Hevel wipes his boot on the face of Lisa Wren who was ironically the person he seemed to be working with just a short time ago. Clearly this man has no loyalty or respect!
Jake Mercer: He’s just better than you Stew and you know it! Hevel grabs Lisa by the hair and tosses her with ease over the top rope to the outside!!! Hevel claps his hands together signifying a job well done as Lisa crashes and burns on the outside landing hard face first. Looks like she is out! This has to have hurt her more than the time she fell down and couldn’t get up because of her broken hip in the 1980s!
Flannery McCoy: I really don’t think she is that old Jake… But what is getting old is Hevel’s attitude. Sadly it looks like he is in control of this match as he grabs Eddie Terrial and sends him shoulder first into the turnbuckle! NO!
Stew-O: Eddie Terrial runs up the ropes and backflips off… He lands behind Hevel… Grabs the arms and spins him around… NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!!! Hevel tossed across the ring rolling out under the bottom rope. Kenn Kenn back up as he grabs Eddie… but a thumb to the eye! That move serving him well as he catches Kenn Kenn off guard! Eddie with a devious smirk on his face what is he do-
Jake Mercer: MTE CONNECTS! MAKING THE HEADLINE! How about some breaking news Flannery? THE COVER!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… EDDIE TERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIAL!!!!!!
(“The News Countdown” from BBC News hits as the referee raises Eddie Terrial’s arm in victory.)
Flannery McCoy: Wow what an upset! Eddie Terrial winning his debut match here in EAW!
Eddie Terrial: THIS JUST IN! YOU ALL ARE TRASH. AND. I. AM. THE. HEADLINER!!!
Stew-O: Congratulations to Eddie Terrial on this big win here tonight. This could be the start of a very promising career for him here on Dynasty. It is after all the land of opportunity!
Jake Mercer: Opportunity for those with talent maybe. I’m just glad that we finally have someone here who will report the news fairly and in a balanced way! Just like myself. In fact did you know Eddie Terrial was present at the Twin Towers WEEKS in advance of 9/11! Literally nobody else was on the scene as fast as him! That’s what I call journalistic integrity!
Flannery McCoy: Wait… so why didn’t he tell anyone if he knew that far… Actually nah I’m not taking the bait this time Jake. We will be back with more Dynasty action after these messages!
(The camera cuts to a commercial for household cleaning supplies starring Consuela Rose Ava. Buy today and cure your coronavirus now!)
(Dynasty comes back on air)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first…
(‘Dethlock’ by Awaken plays and Ryan Wilson makes his way to the ring, confidently strutting as if he’s on top of the world. There’s crickets inside the empty performance center.)
Stephie Love: Hailing from Montreal Quebec, Canada, weighing in at 220 pounds, he is the General Manager of Showdown, RYANNNNNN WILSONNNNN!!
Stew-O: Well at Grand Rampage, Ryan Wilson had a pretty good showing. He was eventually eliminated by Ring Master, who was an absolute monster at the event.
Flannery McCoy: The General Manager of Showdown is looking for some redemption tonight, for sure. Looking to show an up and coming Dynasty competitor what he’s made of.
(‘Ricky’ by Denzel Curry starts up and W1LH3LM comes out to the entrance ramp. He points at Ryan Wilson and signals his demise is imminent.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent, from Toronto, Canada, weighing in at 205 pounds, W1LH3LM!
Flannery McCoy: W1LH3LM has shown himself to be a tough competitor already here on Dynasty, especially in singles competition. Tonight, surely, he’s looking to send a message that he’s just getting started.
Jake Mercer: Did you know the name W1LH3LM, in its spelling, is a derivative of a popular 4chan meme that was-
Stew-O: Nonetheless, we’re looking at a great matchup between these two here, live, from the EAW performance center. Both men are looking to create new momentum on the road to Pain for Pride.
DING! DING! DING!
Flannery McCoy: The two Canadians lock up here, trying to out-maneuver one another, looking to see who has the strength advantage. W1LH3LM drops down for a double leg take down, he looks for the pin early!!!
ONNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Stew-O: A counter by Ryan Wilson, who bridges and pins W1LH3LM!
ONNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: A rolling counter by W1LH3LM, who has Wilson pinned again! Back and forth here!
ONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: And Wilson kicks out. Both men pop up back to their feet and Ryan Wilson strikes W1LH3LM with a hard left. And a hard right. He follows up with another left, pushing W1LH3LM into the corner. Ryan Wilson follows up with a HARD knife-edge chop which is heard loudly and clearly here in this empty performance center.
Ryan Wilson: (off mic) Shhhhhhhhhh!
Jake Mercer: Who is he shushing?
Stew-O: Another hard knife-edge chop to the chest of W1LH3LM which brings him to his knees. Ryan Wilson bends down now and slaps W1LH3LM right across his face. Wilson follows up with a nasty super kick to W1LH3LM, who is now flat on the mat. Wilson picks W1LH3LM up once again and chops him across the chest. WAIT! W1LH3LM fires back with a chop of his own. And another one! And another one! W1LH3LM is coming back strong. He sends Ryan Wilson off the ropes and knocks him down with a shoulder tackle. W1LH3LM charges off the ropes, Wilson ducks under, Wilson hops back to his feet-
Flannery McCoy: BUT W1LH3LM CLOBBERS WILSON WITH A LARIAT, FLIPPING HIM INSIDE OUT! W1LH3LM BENDS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG!
ONNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: A kickout by Wilson. The Showdown General Manager just got turned inside out. But W1LH3LM is looking to take advantage. He assists Ryan Wilson back to his feet, brings him up into suplex position, AND W1LH3LM SLAMS WILSON DOWN HARD ON HIS HEAD WITH A BRUTAL BRAINBUSTER. W1LH3LM drags Wilson over into the corner, setting him up. He walks to the opposite turnbuckle, climbing to the top rope. What’s he gonna do here?!!
Flannery McCoy: COAST TO COAST!!!! BUT WISLON GOT OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN THE KNICK OF TIME!!! WILSON SLID TO THE OUTSIDE AND W1LH3LM LANDED RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!
Stew-O: Ryan Wilson methodically slides back into the ring, knowing he now has the advantage on W1LH3LM after that high risk maneuver. Wilson picks W1LH3LM up by his hair and strikes him with a hard right. Wilson brings W1LH3LM in close AND CONNECTS WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Wilson immediately charges W1LH3LM on the ground and grabs ahold of his leg. He’s got a sharpshooter on W1LH3LM who is now screaming out in pain. It looks like he wants to tap!
Jake Mercer: This man isn’t going to tap! He’s a Canadian, for Christs sake!
Stew-O: W1LH3LM bridges and begins to quickly crawl… and he reaches the bottom rope quickly! Ryan Wilson is refusing to let go of the hold!
Referee: (off mic) ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIV-
Flannery McCoy: Ryan Wilson lets go, nearly getting disqualified. But he knows he has the upper hand right now against W1LH3LM. Ryan Wilson drags W1LH3LM to the middle of the ring and grabs ahold of his leg.
Stew-O: NO! W1LH3LM kicks Wilson off of him. Wilson is shaken but goes right back to the leg. W1LH3LM kicks him again! AND W1LH3LM KIPS UP! W1LH3LM grabs ahold of the arm of Ryan Wilson. W1LH3LM runs up the turnbuckle. HE’S WALKING THE ROPES! AND HE FLIPS WILSON INTO A HURRICANRANA, WITH A PINNING COMBINATION! THIS COULD BE IT!
OOOONNNNEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: No! The Showdown GM lives to see another day! This match has been back and forth, both men clearly want to put this one away. W1LH3LM is clearly tired here but he works his way back to his feet. Surprisingly, Wilson is also back to his feet with the assistance of the ropes. Both men meet in the center of the ring. W1LH3LM throws a hard right forearm. Wilson exchanges, giving one himself. W1LH3LM, however, counters with a spinning heel kick to the midsection of Wilson.
Stew-O: WILSON CATCHES THE LEG, THROWS IT DOWN, AND BUSTS W1LH3LM IN THE JAW WITH ANOTHER FOREARM. AND ANOTHER. AND ANOTHER! WILSON THROWING HAYMAKERS AT W1LH3LM!!!
Flannery McCoy: Wilson swings his arm back… NO! W1LH3LM catches it! W1LH3LM DROPS TO THE MAT… OH MY!! THE 6IX CLUTCH! W1LH3LM HAS THAT TRIANGLE CHOKE LOCKED IN. AND HE BRIDGES IT! THIS MIGHT BE IT!!!
Jake Mercer: The referee is checking in closely on Wilson here. W1LH3LM is applying a TON of pressure to this choke. The referee is starting to look concerned!!!
Stew-O: W1LH3LM is really driving back that choke… AND YES!!! IT’S OVER!!!! WILSON IS TAPPING OUT!
DING! DING! DING!
Stew-O: WOW! An impressive victory by W1LH3LM here tonight, forcing the Showdown General Manager to tap with that brutal triangle choke.
Flannery McCoy: Despite not competing at Pain for Pride, W1LH3LM comes back on Dynasty tonight and proves his fortitude. A big win for him, for sure.
Jake Mercer: A disappointing week for Ryan Wilson. First, a big loss at Grand Rampage, and now, losing to an up and coming elitist here on Dynasty. This certainly can’t bode well for the competitors on Showdown, who are going to have to deal with a General Manager who is almost sure to be in a foul mood. Folks, don’t go away, we’ll be right back with more action, LIVE, right here from Newark at the EAW performance center.
(Dynasty reopens to another part of the Performance Center. Kassidy Heart and Sienna Jade are seen standing together, both leaning against the wall. Sienna has her arms folded across her chest, with a sour look on her face. She’s ‘unfuckwithable’ and having someone literally play with her livelihood and manipulate her is not something that settles well with her at all. Kassidy’s expression is hard to read, as is her mood. It’s well documented that being powerless is never something that’s settled well with her, and being jerked around like she’s nothing no doubt is making her feel some type of way at the moment. The Jaded Hearts finally look at each other, their eyes locking on one another, and the viewing audience can just tell that the two of them still have that unspoken bond between them. Kassidy and Sienna have always been able to speak to one another without words because that’s how deep their bond with one another runs. Their respective personal lives and their individual careers might have taken them in different directions, but they have never stopped being best friends and loving one another.)
Sienna Jade: You know, if I were some fat neckbeard fan I would be loving this right now. I mean, a hell of a Pain for Pride match just got made, as did the stupidest fucking tag team match I have ever seen in my life. It’s an absolute recipe for chaos, and fuckery, and no doubt morons will be on pins and needles, waiting for the two of us to fall apart and start ripping into one another.
Kassidy Heart: Well I can assure you right now, my personal feelings for you are never going to change. They can force us into whatever situation they want, and pray on our emotions, but we have faced one another before. Neither of us compromised who we are in the ring for the sake of the other person, and we gave our matches our all. I know when the bell rings at Gateway to Glory, you will go for broke and go right for Serena’s neck. I expect nothing less, and even though this situation sucks for me, I’ll be professional and go for the win like I always do.
Sienna Jade: And that’s the one thing I have always loved about you, you go for the win. You have that killer instinct just like I do, and whatever happens, we both know that we will hug after the fact and continue being the Tag Team of the Decade.
(Despite the positive words, it was clear that both of their moods were on the downside.)
Kassidy Heart: It just really sucks that because one person is so fucking unhappy with his career that he has to ruin everything for the rest of us.
Sienna Jade: No shit. I could literally rip Chris Elite’s throat out right now and shit down his neck, and go right back to filming another tutorial with my Jeffree Star ‘Jawbreaker’ palette like I didn’t just kill a man. No fucks to give, really.
Kassidy Heart: But actually.
(Sienna and Kassidy both let out a sigh.)
Sienna Jade: I wanted another Pain for Pride main event. There’s not a single disgusting cunt in this company who deserves to compete for the Universal Women’s Championship at the biggest stage of all. None of them can fuck with me, and it’s going to be a fucking dud of a match without Sienna Jade being involved. Yawn.
Kassidy Heart: I really don’t know what my path to Pain for Pride would have been this year other than defending this championship, but I definitely did not expect for it to be opposite you.
Sienna Jade: Same, girl. Same.
???: THERE YOU ARE YOU STUPID WHORE!
(Kassidy and Sienna blink at the familiar, yet unexpected and rather annoying voice. The camera shot widens and Showdown Elitist, Xander Payne, storms into the picture. He shoves right past Sienna and gets into Kassidy’s face.)
Kassidy Heart: Can I fucking help you?!
Xander Payne: Yes. You can start by getting down on your knees and apologizing for helping your old, decrepit husband win the Answers World Championship last weekend. That was my fucking moment. MINE! I SHOULD BE HEADING TO PAYNE FOR PRIDE 3 AS THE WORLD CHAMP BUT BECAUSE YOU CAN’T STAY IN YOUR LANE, THAT ISN’T GOING TO HAPPEN!
Kassidy Heart: All I did was give Ryan a pair of handcuffs. How he decided to use them was completely up to him. You had plenty of chances to win the match, but you couldn’t capitalize on them because you’re not good enough. Cameron was fucking murdering you with ‘Stardust Forever’ and if Ryan hadn’t gotten back into the ring and did what he did, when he did it, she would be the one heading to Pain for Pride as the Answers World Champion… at YOUR expense. Maybe instead of being angry, you should be fucking grateful that my husband allowed you to save face.
Xander Payne: Are you fucking stupid? Are you that much of a needy slut that you will happily sing his praises despite the fact he is the human embodiment of a trash can? Actually, you know what? Of course you are, because you are just as bad as he is. Two pieces of trash, with no fucking morals, and who deserve whatever shitty future fate has decided for them. There will come a day when the two of us cross paths again, Kassidy, and I promise you it’s not going to end well for you. I will make sure you regret ever crossing the path of Xander Payne, and believe me, it’s going to be worse than what happened at last year’s Grand Rampage when I fucking killed you.
(Sienna shoves Xander to the side, and steps in front of him.)
Sienna Jade: Okay you can literally shut the fuck up now and go. This isn’t even your fucking show, and I don’t know why the hell they are letting random people into the building during a pandemic. The fact you are still clinging to your cheap ass victory at an event no one even remembers sans for the fact I murdered Raven Roberts and retained my Women’s World Championship is literally pathetic. You were carried by Myles, who is back by the way and I’m sure has a receipt for you, and you didn’t even pin the right fucking person. Hello? I was the legal woman in the match, and you took advantage of a fucky situation and stupid referee and managed to overachieve. There’s a reason you haven’t won a championship since dropping the titles to the Goth freaks at Pain for Pride 12. It’s because you suck. Now fuck off.
Xander Payne: :mjgrin: And now the other whore opens her mouth and tries to speak to me with her dick sucking lips. There’s a reason women don’t belong in this business, and you’re a great example of that. This doesn’t concern you, bitch. Why don’t you run along, find Impact, and do what you do best and that’s please him. Maybe you can even earn that ring he hasn’t bothered to give you yet.
Sienna Jade: The second you walked your fat ass up to us, this became my business, and it’s abundantly clear that getting your ass kicked last weekend by a second rate female wrestler like Cameron Ella Ava wasn’t enough to humble you. You need to realize that there is a pecking order in this company and you will never be at the top of it.
(An amused smirk crosses Xander’s face.)
Xander Payne: Is that so?
(Sienna tosses her hair and takes Kassidy’s hand, lacing their fingers together.)
Sienna Jade: Yes, and now you’ve pissed me off. So if I were you, Xander, I would watch my back.
(The Jaded Hearts glare at Xander and head off, leaving him alone with his thoughts. Xander scratches his beard, contemplating Sienna’s threat, and Dynasty fades elsewhere.)
(The Camera fades to Stephie Love in the ring)
Stephie Love: The following triple-threat contest is scheduled for… ONE FALL!!
(‘Earned It’ By Chief Keef begins to play as SOSA Henderson confidently struts his way through the curtain and begins walking down the ramp)
Stephie Love: Introducing FIRST!!! Residing in Hollywood, California! Weighing in at 191 Pounds..!!! He is “BULLETPROOF” HE IS SOSSSAAAAAAA HENNN-DERSONNNN!!!!
Jake Mercer: Coming off a some would say good performance during the men’s Grand Rampage match last week, Sosa is looking to keep the pedal top the metal on his way to Pain for Pride!
Flannery McCoy:
(‘Me Muero’ By La 5a Estacion plays as Angel De Plata Jr. begins to make his entrance down the ramp and into the ring.)
Stephie Love: Annnnd his opponent! , from Mexico City, Mexico! Weighing in at 205 Pounds..!!! ANGEEEEELLLLL DEEE PLATAAAAA JUUUU-NIOR!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: On the other hand we have Angel who is looking rather desperately for a win these days.
Flannery McCoy: Quickly eliminated in the Rampage this will be a good challenge for him against a man like SOSA.
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stew-O: AND HERE WE GO!! Things have not been doing well in recent times for Angel who is looking to get back to the path of victory but tonight his opponent is not going to be an easy one! Hollywood cracks his knuckles, smirking looking at the masked man facing him in the opposite corner as the referee signals for the two of them to engage as the bell is rung!
Slowly moving to the center of the ring Hollywood has a smug smile on his face looking mighty confident that this match is in the bag for him and it hasn’t even started yet! He extends a hand towards a weary Del Plata Junior who moves closer unsure if he should shake the man’s hand or not. Tentatively he moves a hand up BUT SOSA SLAPS HIS ACROSS THE MASK and laughs while Angel takes a few steps back holding his jaw.
Jake Mercer: C’mon! That was telegraphed for days!
Flannery McCoy: It was predictable that it is true.
SOSA: You ain’t measuring up to your old man you little bitch!
Stew-O: Oh the gull on that man! What a terrible thing to say which seems to light a fire inside Angel who balds his fists as Henderson was getting closer to him ready to berate him with more insults BUT OUT OF NOWHERE COMES A SUPERKICK FROM DEL PLATA JR!!! SOSA HENDERSON STUMBLES BACKWARDS TOTALLY STUNNED!! Angel goes on the offensive wanting to capitalize on this opportunity that stands before him as he throws himself at SOSA with a shoulder block, pushing Henderson back and near a corner. Quickly running to the opposite end the luchador charges at his taller opponent and DROPKICKS HIM INTO THE CORNER! A crowd would surely be cheering for Del Plata as he is stomping a mudhole in SOSA in the corner and looks ready to walk it dry but we are once again broadcasting before the empty seats of the Performance Center today so no one is around to cheer the action on as Angel lets out a yell of victory following the successful series of attacks he got on Henderson who is trying to get up and shake the cobwebs out! He doesn’t seem to believe what just happened to him and the position he is at right now is not where he wants to be! The former New Breed Champion goes for a breather as he lets himself fall to the ground and roll outside of the ring landing on his two feet
Angel: Hijo de puta!!
Jake Mercer: WOAH! The mouth on that man!
Flannery McCoy: Well he’s fired up!
Stew-O: SOSA on the outside shakes his head gaining his composure once again as he then tries to get his knees on the apron to get inside the ring BUT ANGEL NAILS HIM WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE SHOVING HENDERSON OFF AND TO THE GROUND! Junior is in control and doesn’t want to stop there as he throws himself against the opposite ropes AND LEAPS BETWEEN THE SECOND AND TOP ROPE LANDING ON SOSA!! He then begins to wail at him with a flurry of fists to the face before grabbing him by the hair and ram him into the guardrail! SOSA is holding the back of his head but isn’t given any respite from his opponent who seems to be possessed with renewed energy tonight!
Jake Mercer: It’s like we are seeing a new Angel Del Plata Junior!
Flannery McCoy: Or is it another case of he is truly someone else like Jacob Senn at Grand Rampage?
Jake Mercer: Don’t be ridiculous Flann, well…
Stew-O: Back to the action folks and Junior seems dead set on putting some hurt on Bulletproof as he throws him into an Irish Whip making the Hollywood native towards the ring post and his head smacks against it! Henderson is in big trouble as he crumbles to his knees with a hand trying to hold onto the post. Angel seems to be enjoying this as he grabs Henderson and shoves him carelessly into the ring. Oh no, he doesn’t after all he moves and brings Sosa down once more with a swinging neckbreaker, as he quickly gets up and raises his arms in the air as if he won the match already! NOW he gets Henderson in the ring the man manages to get to his knees as Del Plata Junior then sets him up for a snap suplex followed by a german suplex-
Jake Mercer: AND THE BRIDGE PIN! COVER!
Referee: ONE!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA LIFTS A SHOULDER UP!
Stew-O: Angel looks wide-eyed through his mask as he sees his opponent looks to be wanting more punishment! The match is rather early though so he moves to his feet and gets Sosa to his, throwing in a few lariat elbows to Henderson who backs himself into a corner while Angel goes to the opposite side and runs at him with a step-up enziguri that connects to the side of Sosa’s head! He looks out and his head backward on the back post! Angel looks pleased as he slowly steps back to the opposite corner looking to seemingly repeat the feat again! Does it want to kick Sosa’s head clean off or what? He moves his hands in front of him, measuring something before running at full swing toward Sos-
Jake Mercer: SPEEEEEEEEAR!!!!!! THE SPEAR BY SOSA!! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? HE LOOKED OUT COLD!
Jake Mercer: COVER!!
Referee: ONE! TWO!!
Flannery McCoy: Angel kicks out of it!! This was so sudden! All it took was one move from SOSA!
Stew-O: And now seems like it’s Henderson’s turn to have a go! There he goes attacking the ribs and chest of Angel with a series of jumping foot stomp those seems to hurt as if trying to get the frustration of having suffered the first round of hits against Angel but now is hit time for payback! Getting Angel up to his feet he drills his head with a Gamengiri kick which doesn’t knock Junior down but he is stunned on his feet! Irish whip by Sosa which leads to a diving crossbody before he goes into a mounted position and begins to drill close fists into the head of Junior! He stops just before the official could disqualify him and doesn’t stop his offense there! He connects with a well-aimed roundhouse kick that sends De Plata down on the mat again! Angel is getting up again slowly but is met with a clothesline! He is getting up once more and Sosa drives him on his back once more with another clothesline!
SOSA: Stay the fuck down bitch!
Stew-O: But Angel isn’t listening! Getting up he tries to go for a fist but gets a kick to the gut followed by a JUMPING DDT!! He is staying down this time!! SOSA looks at his options, he isn’t going for the pin yet, he should! He looks behind him and sees the top turnbuckle and he goes on it looking down on Junior! SOSA is on the top rope measuring Angel who is still laying on the ground and he goes for it! THE SOSA BOMB! The SWANTON BOMB CO-NO!!! JUNIOR ROSE HIS KNEES AND SOSA GOT THE WORSE OF IT!! He is writing in pain in the center of the ring while Angel is getting up to his feet helped by the ropes looking like he’s smiling despite the pain. He moves to Sosa, drilling in a few kicks to the side of the man before propping him up to his knees. What is he doing? He smacks SOSA across the face!!!
Angel: Is that all you got cabron? UH? You lousy ex-con! You oughta go back to jail y-
Stew-O: STOLE YO BITCH!! THE STOLE YO BITCH OUT OF NOWHERE!! HOLY MOLY!! NO ONE JUNIOR IS OUT COLD ON THE RNG FLOOR!
Jake Mercer: NO ONE SAW THIS COMING!!
Flannery McCoy: Especially not Angel!
Jake Mercer: SOSA with the cover!!
Referee: ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( ‘Earned It’ By Chief Keef begins to play as SOSA Henderson gets to his knees and raises an arm in the air, supported by the referee. )
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… SOSAAAA HENNN-DERRR-SOOOOOOON!!!
Stew-O: What a fight between these two men! SOSA delivered with an opening too good not to take advantage of!
Jake Mercer: Angel’s arrogance cost him the match tonight.
Flannery McCoy: Better luck next time.
(Commercial break)
(Our broadcast feed opens up to the backstage area of the EAW Performance Center. We watch Kasey Kaos as she approaches the door of General Manager StarrStan’s office, eagerly anticipating his reward for her outstanding Grand Rampage performance. With a prideful smirk on her face, she opens the door wide open and the camera follows her.)
(The camera catches as StarrStan is seen immediately shutting his laptop closed and trying to wipe his hands clean from what looks like some kind of lotion or cream.)
StarrStan: Kasey! Er, hello, you’re a bit early, no?! (He coughs nervously a few times, grabbing a few pieces of paper work and scattering them around his deck to appear nonchalant. He stands up from his chair and maneuvers himself so that he is leaning against the front of his desk. His hands are still visibly greasy.)
StarrStan: Kasey–thanks for coming, but you can’t just barge in on people like that.
Kasey Kaos: Excuse us. But we had an appointment. Were you intending on keeping us waiting? (She looks down at his desk, the bottle of Jerkens still visible behind StarrStan. She holds back a laugh.)
StarrStan: No, no, no, of course not. I’m glad you made it, Kasey. I wanted to personally congratulate you for your spectecular, star-making performance at the Grand Rampage last weekend. You really made an impression, all anybody could talk about following the 40-person match was you. Seriously, the Board of directors called me personally and made a very pointed argument about how I better be sure to utilize the talent I have in you as well as I possibly can.
Kasey Kaos: Well, thank you, StarrStan. We had a lot of fun that night. Despite how dismissive some of those hot-heads were about me, we made sure they knew who Kasey Kaos is now. (She smiles softly and slowly nods her head.) We were the third one in. Third. We walked in at number three and were eliminated at thirty-three. That’s an amazing feat for us, you’re right, StarrStan. We thrived in an environment that was designed for many, many, many people to fail, not many were intended to survive. But we did…
(Kasey’s words trail off and she stares blankly at a corner in the room, her smile growing wider.)
StarrStan: (He swallows hard.) Um…yes! You certainly did, Kasey. And I have a really important announcement for you that I think you’re gonna be excited to take on!
Kasey Kaos: (She quickly turns her head back to StarrStan.) We hope you know what would come of you if this turns out to be some kind of “swerve,” StarrStan. We really didn’t want to get our hopes up, but we certainly hope that now, we are finally beginning on the right road to being taken seriously by some of our competition out here. And by our superiors.
StarrStan: Absolutely, Kasey, you’ve made your impact and that’s exactly why I’ve put your name forward to compete against Minerva for the Universal Women’s Championship at Odyssey!
(Kasey’s eyes widen as she clasps her hands together in front of her.)
Kasey Kaos: Oh my…a title opportunity? For us? That really is a surprise, this is far bigger than we initially imagined, or had hoped for–but we promise to make Dynasty proud, StarrStan, we will make sure that people begin to fully see us as real, that we are the truth, and that we the future of this company–
???: BUULLLLSHIT!
(Kasey, StarrStan, and the camera all turn to the door of StarrStan’s office where SOSA Henderson now stands. He aggressively removes his sunglasses, the camera now able to fully see his face, full of anger and disbelief. He fully enters StarrStan’s office, now standing directly next to Kasey in front of StarrStan’s desk.)
SOSA Henderson: Pardon me, lady cac, but I’ve about had it with this simp shit. This motherfucker really will do anything to keep his bitches happy, won’t he?
Kasey Kaos: We know not what you speak of.
StarrStan: SOSA…to what do I owe the pleasure?
SOSA Henderson: Hell nah, don’t gimmie that, Stanley, how you gon’ kiss up to this sadomasochistic, demon but fail to recognize my own performance out there in that Grand Rampage? Where’s my credit, damn? I put the work in, man, I defied the odds and also came to correct everything negative y’all had to say about SOSA Henderson. (He shoots Kasey a dirty look.) Shid, I was final five, Stanley, that don’t count for nothing? You thought I was bluffing this whole time? Sick of y’all tryna play me like I’m not the most electrifying man in this business right now. I was a mere four steps away from proving why I am the true trademark of this damn company, if anyone’s the future, it’s me, ya digg? You not finna give me what I deserve, then I’ma just have to take it. And y’all know things don’t go too well when I start feeling grabby around here, so you better make the right choice. :respek:
(StarrStan rubs his temple and lets out of a puff of frustrated air.)
StarrStan: You’ve made your point, SOSA. But I’ll have you know I’ve already booked you in a match at Gateway to Glory.
SOSA Henderson: :mjpls: A match with who?
StarrStan: Drake King. For the EAW World Heavyweight Championship.
SOSA Henderson: :gladbron:
Kasey Kaos: :comeon:
StarrStan: You said it yourself, you made a showing out there. But don’t think we didn’t recognize your Grand Rampage performance, either. If you really are the future of this business, now’s your chance to prove it. Congratulations to the both of you. But if you’ll excuse me, I do have some, uh, paperwork to catch up on–
SOSA Henderson: Man, the bottle of Jerkens is right there, no need to be ashamed about it. Do what you gotta do–matter fact, I can send in a few friends of mine if you’d rather have some help with that. :creep:
Kasey Kaos: (She groans.) Nonsensical human bodies and their primal needs…
StarrStan: THAT’S ENOUGH–you’re both dismissed, thank you very much for your time. And good luck to both of you.
SOSA Henderson: Good looks, Stanley. I won’t forget this.
Kasey Kaos: Yes, we thank you once more, StarrStan.
(SOSA and Kasey both exit the general manager’s office, leaving StarrStan to his lonesome. The camera watches as he grabs the bottle of Jerkens behind him and tucks it away into a nearby drawer before the broadcast feed transitions elsewhere.)
(Dynasty cuts to Stephie.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for… one fall!
(“Cry Little Sister” by Marilyn Manson begins to play across the public address system.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Londan, England… weighing in at 130 pounds… Miss Mayhem… KASEY KAOS!
(Kasey steps through the curtain and poses on the stage. After a moment, she drops to her knees and begins to crawl towards the nearest cameraman.)
Jake Mercer: Freaky bitch.
Stew-O: There is absolutely nothing normal about Kasey Kaos, but if she proved anything last week at Grand Rampage, it’s that she is one of the most talented newcomers to step into an EAW ring in a good while. The monumental effort she showed by entering at number three and lasting almost until the end did not go unnoticed by anyone with any sort of power in this company.
Flannery McCoy: And that’s exactly why StarrStan just awarded her with a Universal Women’s Championship match coming up at Odyssey. I don’t know about you two, but Kasey Kaos versus Minerva just screams ‘fuckery’ and I personally can not wait to see what this woman does in her first ever world championship match for EAW.
(Jake Mercer can be heard shuddering as the camera catches a close-up of Kasey’s maniacal, laughing face as she crawls into the ring. Miss Mayhem finally gets herself set, and her theme music fades out.)
(“Middle Fingers” by MISSIO begins to play next. Korey Gaines steps onto the stage and he glares down the ramp, towards the ring. His eyes clash with Kasey’s, and he begins to make his way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent… from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma… weighing in at 170 pounds… The Aerial Bastard… KOREY GAINES!
Stew-O: I think it goes without saying that something has changed inside this young man. He is certainly not the Korey Gaines that began his career here in EAW with nothing but hope and promise. After being traded from Voltage awhile back, Gaines has tried to find his footing here on Dynasty.
Jake Mercer: Things haven’t exactly gone in his favor yet, but securing a win over Kasey tonight could get Gaines going in the right direction.
Flannery McCoy: We all know Kasey is riding high at the moment, but Gaines seems to be in a place where he is ready to do whatever it takes to secure a win. This match should be interesting! I expect all hell to break loose between these two.
(Gaines has gotten into the ring and signalled that he is ready to go. Kasey is ready as well, so the referee calls for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Flannery McCoy: Kasey and Korey clash in the middle of the ring and immediately lock up! They jostle back and forth for positioning, and it’s Korey who manages to get the better of the exchange! He pushes Kasey into the corner and immediately unleashes a huge chop to her chest! Korey follows that up with a series of chops that leave Kasey gasping for breath and clutching her chest, and the early onslaught allows Korey to catch Kasey square in the jaw with a roundhouse kick!
Jake Mercer: The number one contender is rocked, and Korey continues to unleash his aggression! He peppers Kasey with forearms and snatches her up by the hair, dragging her to the center of the ring! Korey hits Kasey with a jawbreaker and she’s sprawled out on the mat now! Korey drags her over to the edge of the ring and drapes her over the middle rope. Korey slips to the outside of the ring, springboards on the ropes, and hits a leg drop! Korey lands on his feet on the outside, and Kasey is in the middle of the ring, clutching her throat! This is quite the impressive start for Korey Gaines, who once finished the Oklahoma City Marathon in second place at the mere age of three! How cool is that?!
Flannery McCoy: 🙄🙄
Stew-O: Korey slides back into the ring and immediately goes for a cover on Kasey!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTT-
Flannery McCoy: Kasey kicks out, but Korey immediately wraps her in a headlock. He wants to make sure he maintains control in this match. We all know that Kasey is an extremely dangerous competitor, someone StarrStann clearly deems world championship worthy, and Korey needs this victory.
Stew-O: But look, Kasey is tapping her feet against the mat and she’s trying to force her way up. Korey continues to hold onto the headlock, but Kasey has gotten them both back up into a standing position! Kasey nails Korey in the gut with a series of elbows and he is forced to break the hold! Kasey rushes the ropes and flies at Korey, bringing him down with a huge clothesline! Kasey grabs him by the hair, hauls him up, and whips him into the corner! CORNER RUNNING FOREARM! Kasey hits that perfectly and she quickly shoves her foot under Korey’s chin and is choking him! The referee has to step in and Kasey releases at the count of four!
Jake Mercer: Kasey grabs Korey and she plants him in the center of the ring with a running bulldog! Kasey with her first cover of the match!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTT-
Flanery McCoy: Easy kickout for Korey Gaines!
Stew-O: Kasey doesn’t waste any time. She locks Korey in a front facelock and decides to keep him grounded. Korey is able to throw several shots that connect with Kasey’s ribcage and they rattle her enough that Korey is able to take advantage, slip free of the facelock, and grab Kasey around the waist. He attempts to roll her over into a pin, but Kasey uses her momentum to somersault backwards and get back to her feet. She nails Korey square in the back with a massive kick, and pulls him up for a snap suplex!
Jake Mercer: Korey blocks! He punches Kasey in the stomach a few times, before grabbing her around the neck! He looks for a swinging neckbreaker, but Kasey blocks that! She fights her way free, slips away from Korey, and quickly runs to the corner! Kasey scrambles up the ropes and takes to the skies! TOP ROPE DIVING CROSSBODY!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT KOREY KNOCKS HER OUT OF THE AIR WITH A DROPKICK! KASEY CRASHES TO THE MAT AND KOREY LEAPS ONTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!! OKLAHOMA SHOOTING STAR! SHOOTING STAR DOUBLE KNEE DROP TO A DOWN KASEY KAOS!!!!
Stew-O: KASEY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!!!
Jake Mercer: Korey is grabbing his knees and screaming in pain, and look at Kasey’s face!!! She just had the biggest smile come across it! :lupe:!
Flannery McCoy: Kasey immediately attacks the knees of Korey Gaines! She is back to her feet and stomping away at both of them! Taking away the legs of someone who prides themselves on being able to fly is the best strategy for this match and Kasey knows that! She grabs the right leg of Korey Gaines and quickly drags him towards the ring post! She slips outside the ring, maintains control of the leg, and she slams Korey’s knee into the ring post!
Stew-O: Kasey isn’t wasting any time, either! She is back inside the ring and is dropping elbow after elbow do onto that knee! Korey’s in a tremendous amount of trouble right now, and Kasey pulls him into a single leg crab! Korey is being forced to reach for the ropes, and he’s going to need to dig deep right here!
Jake Mercer: They aren’t exactly in the center of the ring, and all Korey has to do is drag himself a couple of feet! He’s almost got his fingers around the bottom rope!
Flannery McCoy: Korey rises up on his forearms and lunges, grabbing the ropes and forcing Kasey to free the submission!
Referee: ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR…
Stew-O: Kasey lets go, but she doesn’t seem that happy about it! The second she backs off, Korey pulls himself out of the ring and drops to the floor! The Aerial Bastard has to regroup now, but Kasey really isn’t going to let him! She’s already back up top! Flying crossbody off the top rope!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT KOREY CATCHES HER THIS TIME!!! His knee nearly buckles, but he maintains control, runs forward, and slams Kasey down onto the ring steps!!! Her back collides with the steel steps, and Korey begins punching the daylights out of her! He is hammering away on Kasey Kaos, and the referee is screaming at Korey to get them both back in the ring! Korey replies with a middle finger :damn: and he grabs Kasey by the hair, and slams her face into the ring post!
Jake Mercer: Korey slides into the ring long enough to break up the referee’s count, but now he’s back to work! Korey pulls Kasey away from the steps and slams her face off the hardest part of the ring! Korey finally throws Kasey back into the ring, and he immediately goes for a cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: Kasey kicks out!
Flannery McCoy: That’s nothing but frustration on Korey’s face. He wants to put this match away, but he needs to do something big in order to do that. Kasey Kaos isn’t just going to go away, and I think it’s starting to sink in for Korey that this could end up being one of the biggest challenges he’s ever had here in EAW. He’s back to his feet now and Kasey has already made it back to her knees. Korey goes for a superkick… BUT KASEY CATCHES HIS FOOT!!!
Jake Mercer: KASEY IS GRINNING AT KOREY AS SHE RETURNS TO A VERTICAL BASE! KOREY IS HOPPING AROUND AND KASEY WASTE LITTLE TIME SNAPPING KOREY DOWN TO THE MAT BY THE ANKLE! KOREY IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR THE ROPES, BUT KASEY DRAGS HIM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND LOOKS FOR A FIGURE FOUR! KOREY IS ABLE TO USE HIS FREE LEG TO BOOT HER IN THE BACKSIDE!! KASEY IS KNOCKED FORWARD AND KOREY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AND ONTO THE APRON! KASEY WHIRLS AROUND, SEES KOREY PULLING HIMSELF UP, AND SHE RUSHES TOWARDS HIM! KOREY DUCKS BETWEEN THE ROPES AND CATCHES KASEY IN THE GUT WITH A SHOULDER, AND HE SPRINGS OVER THE ROPES WITH A SUNSET FLIP INTO A PIN!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Stew-O: KASEY KICKS HIM IN THE FACE TO FREE HERSELF AND SHE RUNS THE ROPES! RUNNING DROPKICK INTO THE FACE OF KOREY GAINES! KASEY IS BACK UP AND SHE GRABS KOREY… NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX INTO A PIN!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: KOREY GETS HIS SHOULDER UP AND KASEY LOOKS TO SCOOP HIM UP! KOREY BLOCKS, PUNCHES KASEY A FEW TIMES, AND WHIPS HER INTO THE CORNER! KASEY’S BACK SLAMS INTO CORNER AND SHE SLUMPS INTO A SITTING POSITION! KOREY FORCES HIMSELF UP AND RUNS AT KASEY! RUNNING JUMPING KNEE STRIKE CONNECTS WITH MISS MAYHEM’S JAW!!!! KOREY STRIKES HER AGAIN AND AGAIN WITH THE KNEE, AND STARTS STOMPING THE HELL OUT OF HER!
Jake Mercer: Kasey Kaos is taking a beating right now, but something tells me this is just fine with her! One time in East London, Kasey was jumped by a gang of Swedish immigrants. They reportedly beat her down and left her for dead, but Kasey was able to get up only minutes after the attack and chase down all 10 of the individuals responsible for her beating. Two of them did not survive Kasey’s revenge attack :wow:!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: :skip:
Flannery McCoy: Well if Kasey is a murder, then she’s on the wrong show. She will probably end up on Voltage after the draft with the rest of miscreants in this company.
Jake Mercer: Korey pulls Kasey out of the corner and goes up top now! I think he wants to end the match right now! Korey steadies himself on the top and there he goes! OKIE DOKIE! THE 450 SPLASH CONNECTS ON KASEY AND KOREY DRAPES HIMSELF OVER HER FOR THE PIN!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: HUGE WIN FOR KOREY GAINES!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! KASEY’S FOOT IS ON THE ROPE! KOREY DOESN’T KNOW THIS AND IS CELEBRATING HIS WIN! THE REFEREE IS WAVING OFF THE DECISION!!! KOREY FINALLY REALIZES WHAT’S HAPPENED AND HE IS LIVID! HE IS GRABBING THE REFEREE BY THE SHIRT AND SCREAMING AT HIM! KOREY BACKS THE REFEREE UP INTO THE CORNER AND HE IS ARGUING WITH HIM! :lupe:!!!!
Stew-O: I have NEVER seen Korey Gaines this angry before, but Kasey clearly got her foot on the rope in plenty of time! The referee is warning Korey to get out of his face, but Korey is not listening! He is going to get himself disqualified if he is not careful!
Jake Mercer: KASEY IS UP AND COMES FOR KOREY GAINES! CORNER RUNNING FOREARM TO THE BACK OF KORE-
Flannery McCoy: KOREY MOVED AND KASEY GOT THE REF! THE REF GOES DOWN! KASEY LOOKS A BIT STARTLED AND KOREY IS OUT OF THE RING! HE IS DIGGING UNDER THE RING AND HE PULLS OUT A CHAIR! KASEY SEES WHAT HE IS DOING AND A SICK SMILE CROSSES HER FACE! SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES!!!!
Stew-O: KOREY THROWS THE CHAIR AND IT COLLIDES WITH KASEY’S FACE!!!!
Jake Mercer: KOREY GRABS THE CHAIR AND LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE, AND HE RAISES THE CHAIR ABOVE HIS HEAD! HE SLAMS IT DOWN ON KAS-
Flannery McCoy: SHE CAUGHT THE CHAIR! SHE CAUGHT THE CHAIR! THIS IS THE KIND OF CHAOS KASEY THRIVES IN! KOREY LOOKS SHOCKED AND KASEY SNATCHES THE CHAIR OUT OF HIS HANDS AND ROLLS TO THE SIDE! KOREY LOOKS TO GRAB SOMETHING ELSE FROM UNDER THE RING BUT KASEY CRACKS HIM IN THE BACK WITH THE CHAIR! KOREY DROPS TO HIS KNEES AND KASEY SLAMS THE CHAIR OVER THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! KOREY SLUMPS TO THE SIDE AND KASEY SLAMS THE CHAIR INTO KOREY’S RIGHT KNEE FOR GOOD MEASURE! SHE TOSSES THE CHAIR TO THE SIDE, HAULS UP KOREY, AND ROLLS HIM BACK INTO THE RING!
Stew-O: THE REFEREE IS JUST NOW GETTING HIMSELF BACK TOGETHER AND HE HAS NO CLUE WHAT JUST WENT DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! KOREY GAINES IS LIKELY OUT AND KASEY HAS HOOKED THE LEGS FOR THE COVER!!!! THE REFEREE SEES THE PIN HAPPENING AND SLOWLY CRAWLS OVER TO WHERE THE COMPETITORS ARE!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: :damn: KOREY GAINES JUST GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!!
Jake Mercer: WOW!!!!
Stew-O: WHY DOES KASEY SEEM HAPPY ABOUT THAT?!
Jake Mercer: :lupe: Because she is fucking crazy!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kasey has gotten to her feet and she is standing over Korey with her hands on her hips!!!!!
Kasey Kaos (Off Mic): Get up, little kitten. We’re ready to finish this match.
Stew-O: Korey Gaines is somehow able to pull himself up after getting absolutely obliterated with a chair on the outside, and he swings at Kasey!!!! KASEY DUCKS THE PUNCH, SLIPS BEHIND HIM, AND SHE’S GRABBED KOREY! ‘KAOS REIGNS’ IS LOCKED IN! KOREY CAN NOT ESCAPE THE KATAHAJIME!!! KASEY IS PUTTING HIM TO SLEEP!!!! KASEY HAS PUT KOREY GAINES TO SLEEP!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: AND YOUR WINNER… KASEY KAOS!!!!
(“Cry Little Sister” by Marily Manson begins to play, but Kasey doesn’t immediately get to her feet. She let’s go of Korey and gives him somewhat of a tender smile. She strokes the side of his face.)
Kasey Kaos (Off Mic): You wanted to beat us and make the match extreme. Be careful what you wish for, little kitten. We don’t mind giving it to you.
(Kasey finally gets up and lets the referee raise her hand, and then she rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp.)
Jake Mercer: Well that was one hell of a finish and an impressive win for Kasey Kaos. I have no idea if Minerva is somewhere watching this match or not, but when she finds out who she’s facing at Odyssey, and sees what happened tonight, something tells me she’s going to be extremely excited about the prospect of facing Kasey.
Flannery McCoy: Korey Gaines did what he could to swing the match in his favor, but Kasey just managed to absorb the punishment, and have a lot left in the tank to dish it out. She’s a hell of a talent and competitor, and I hope Korey regroups from this and comes back stronger next week.
Stew-O: A lot of question marks for Korey, no doubt, but there doesn’t seem to be any for Kasey Kaos right now. She is riding high and shows no signs of slowing down.
(The camera catches a final shot of Kasey, as she stands on the stage staring down at the ring with a smile. As she turns her back and disappears, Dynasty fades to commercial.)
(Lysol commercial featuring Kensingten Calhoun-Astor advocating for the injection of it into your body after advice from her beloved president.)
(Dynasty comes back on air and “Smoke and Drive” Remix by Machine Gun Kelly hits, as Justin Windgate steps out onto the stage. He is surprisingly energetic after losing his championship belt to Jalyn Garcia. He looks into the camera and brings his fingers to his lips as if he were smoking a joint, then walks down the ramp towards the ring)
Stew-O: And here is Justin Windgate, the former New Breed Champion. Last week at Grand Rampage, Justin Windgate competed in one of the most competitive New Breed Championship matches in recent history. Him and Jalyn Garcia went back and forth and threw the best that each person had to offer at one another until Jalyn was declared the winner after pinning Justin Windgate.
Flannery McCoy: I heard that Windgate would be coming down to the ring tonight to speak about that match with Jalyn and discuss what his future plans were. You’ve got to wonder what the former New Breed Champion has in mind this close to Pain for Pride.
Jake Mercer: Who cares what he has in mind. If he even has a mind after frying his brain cells as much as he does. Windgate dropped the belt to a Voltage Elitist. He was supposed to keep the New Breed Championship here on Dynasty with the best talent in EAW, but he wasn’t able to do that. Why should I care what he has planned for the future?
Flannery McCoy: Look, I get that you aren’t a fan of Windgate’s smoking habits, but you can’t deny that the people back home love watching Windgate compete every week. After losing the New Breed Championship, there are a lot of people that are curious about what Windgate plans to do now that he no longer holds the New Breed Championship.
(Justin Windgate has now made it into the ring as he walks over to corner. Windgate climbs up the corner, as he sits up onto the top turnbuckle with his feet resting on the middle ropes. Windgate pulls out a blunt as well as a lighter from his back pocket. Windgate presses the blunt against his lips and sparks it with the lighter. He takes in a lot of smoke, as he’s seen inhaling a large hit while sitting on that top turnbuckle. Windgate exhales the smoke, then places his lighter back into his pocket. He extends his arm out. The timekeeper walks over to Windgate from ringside, reaches up, and hands the former New Breed Champion an EAW Microphone. Windgate places the microphone on his lap, as he takes a second, and hits his blunt once more. He looks up at the ceiling of the EAW Performance Center and blows the smoke out into the air. Windgate closes his eyes and after a moment he opens them back up. He then brings the microphone up to his lips as he remains sitting on the top turnbuckle smoking his blunt after every few sentences)
Justin Windgate: You know.. Grand Rampage really was something wasn’t it? You had guys like Rex McAllister getting over that hump and winning the Grand Rampage after being so close last year. You had Cage proving to the world why he is so dominant after everyone said that he was old and that EAW didn’t need him anymore. Even guys like Ringmaster made a statement by sending Elitist after Elitist over that top rope and lasting all the way up until the final three. Consuela cashed in and won her Interwire Championship while Darcy May Morgan went through hell and back to get her revenge on Dr. Bethany Blue. There were a lot of great moments at Grand Rampage. The New Breed title match that Jalyn Garcia and I competed in was one of those moments. As much as I’d like to still be the New Breed Champion, I can’t deny the fact that we both did something great for the New Breed Division with the match that we were able to have against one another. He was the better man that night.. And I have no problem admitting that to the world.
(Windgate pauses for a brief second. He once against takes a hit from his blunt, as he slowly pulls on the marijuana stick. Windgate blows out a cloud of smoke from his mouth and French inhales it back through his nose before releasing all of the smoke back out into the arena. He takes a second as he looks down at the canvas of the ring. He then raises his head back up, brings the microphone up to his lips, and continues to speak)
Justin Windgate: So I guess you’re all wondering what’s next right? Well a couple of days ago, I was wondering the exact same thing. It was 420. I was chilling with my buddy, Mike Flowers, and he asked me if anything was wrong. Again it was 420, so I was obviously smoking my lungs out, but there was a reason why I was going so much harder than normal.. You see, I smoke weed to get my thoughts right. I can’t function correctly without this shit.. But no matter how many hits I took, I just felt lost.. After losing the New Breed Championship to Jalyn Garcia, I had a decision to make. I had to choose which path I wanted to follow. Do I face Kassidy Heart and win that National Elite Championship that I failed to win back at House of Glass in November? The red, white, and blue would look pretty nice around my waist.. Or do I try to find my way onto another brand. Maybe face Jake Smith and go after his PURE Championship? Nah.. PURE isn’t really my style and I bleed red anyways. But wait, Pain for Pride is around the corner and if I’m not walking into the big show with a championship, then I should focus on getting into that Cash in the Vault Ladder Match, right? Yes, no, it doesn’t matter. What matters is the fact that I have options to pick and choose from. I can decide where I want to take my career next.. The only problem is.. It took me so long to figure out what I really wanted to do.. And then it hit me just like this blunt is hitting me right now.. I want Jalyn Garcia…
(Windgate takes another huge puff from his blunt, then looks directly into the camera)
Justin Windgate: You can’t replicate what Jalyn Garcia and I did last week. We both brought honor to the New Breed Division. I was the reigning New Breed Champion that held the belt for 106 days before I stood across the ring from Jalyn. Jalyn was being trained by Jamie O’Hara, the man who currently holds the record for the longest reign as New Breed Champion. It was a match between two rising stars with the same goal of elevating the Division.. And like I said, he was the better man that night..
Justin Windgate: But I can beat him..
(Windgate tosses the roach of his blunt off to the side, as it lands on Jake Mercer’s lap. Jake Mercer quickly gets up and freaks out as he brushes the blunt off of him like there was COVID-19 all over it.)
Justin Windgate: I can beat Jalyn Garcia. I know that I can.. He beat me at Grand Rampage, but I know that if I had another shot at him, I could win. And that’s why I want to utilize my rematch clause against him in order to become one of the only two-time New Breed Champions in EAW History. I’m not done with that belt. He can carry it around for the time being, but the New Breed Championship will be mine again after I defeat Jalyn Garcia in our rema-
(“GATTI” by Pop Smoke and JACKBOYS hits, as Andre Walker steps out onto the stage with a microphone in his hands. Windgate gets down from the top turnbuckle, as he walks towards the center of the ring with a confused look on his face. He has no idea why Andre Walker is coming down to the ring. Andre enters the ring through the ropes, and begins to speak)
Andre Walker: I’m sorry Justin, but I couldn’t help but notice that you said that you wanted to use your rematch clause to win back the New Breed Championship.
Justin Windgate: That’s right..
Andre Walker: Well it’s not going to work that way. You’re old bro. An oldhead. It’s time for some new blood to go after that belt. Give the red brand someone else to represent it. And I’m the perfect man for the job.
(“Ricky” by Denzel Curry hits, as W1LH3LM steps out onto the stage with a mic in his hands. He brings the mic up to his lips, as he begins to walk down the ramp towards the ring.)
W1LH3LM: You are absolutely right about getting some New Blood to go after the New Breed Championship. But that “New Blood” that you are referring to is me. Not you, Andre.
(W1LH3LM makes his way to the ring, and enters through the ropes, as all three men look at one another.)
Andre Walker: You think you’ve got a shot at the New Breed Championship?
W1LH3LM: I have a better shot than you do..
Andre Walker: I’m one of the hottest rising stars in this company. People choose to talk down to me like I haven’t proven time and time again that my young career doesn’t hold me back against even the toughest vets in this company. If anyone is the definition of New Breed, it’s me.
Justin Windgate: Woah, woah, woah.. Don’t act like my reign as champion never happened. With how successful my title reign went, I should be able to fight for my title back. I was the face of this division for all of 2020 so far for a reason.
W1LH3LM: Jalyn has already proven that he can beat you. Move to the back of the line and let someone else get their shot.
Justin Windgate: Like who? You and Andre? Don’t get me wrong, you guys are nice, and I wouldn’t mind giving you a shot at the championship once I win it back.. But right now, I’ve got the rematch clause.. It’s my match..
(Justin Windgate is walks past both Andre Walker and W1LH3LM as he is about to exit the ring and walk back up the stage. However, Andre grabs Justin by the arm just as he’s walking by and stops him)
Andre Walker: If you’re so confident in yourself.. If you feel like you are that much more deserving of a title shot than W1LH3LM and I, then why don’t you prove it by putting that New Breed Championship Match on the line?
(Justin Windgate stops for a second then turns to face Andre Walker)
Justin Windgate: What?!
Andre Walker: You heard me. How about you put that New Breed title shot on the line in a triple threat match at Gateway to Glory. How does that sound to you W1LH3LM?
W1LH3LM: That sounds perfect to me.
Andre Walker: So how about it Windgate? Are you confident enough to put that title opportunity on the line against us? Or are you just going to bitch out and avoid the competition..
(Andre Walker raises his eyebrows as he is looking for an answer. WIndgate looks back at Andre with a smirk then responds)
Justin Windgate: I don’t bitch out.. And I don’t avoid competition.. You (Points at Andre Walker) and You (Points at W1LH3LM) are on at Gateway to Glory! I accept the challenge!
(Justin Windgate drops the mic onto the canvas of the ring, as he exits through the ring ropes. Smoke and Drive by Machine Gun Kelly hits, as Windgate looks back at both men in the ring. W1LH3LM and Andre Walker look at one another then back at Windgate.)
Stew-O: A huge announcement for Gateway to Glory has just been made, as Justin Windgate has just agreed to put his New Breed Title shot on the line against Andre Walker and W1LH3LM!!!
Flannery McCoy: Andre and W1LH3LM are amongst EAW most talented rising stars and putting them in a match against the former New Breed Champion with so much on the line will only make for a great match! Who will emerge victorious and leave Gateway to Glory as Jalyn Garcia’s next contender?
(Justin Windgate, Andre Walker, and W1LH3LM are all seen on the screen in different angles looking at one another as the screen fades to black)
(Commercial break)
(A PSA from Lisa Wren, Osamu Arcichida, and Angel de Plata Jr. airs about the importance of deadlines and scheduling.)
(The scene begins as we get a shot of the inside the ring. The familiar decorations harken back to a post Reckless Wiring Championship celebration as ‘Another one bites the Dust’ by Queen begins to play. Suddenly, from the rafters, descends beautiful pictures of Drake King and The Visual Prophet. The moments from that championship defense celebration, images of their title win over Heavenly Hell, and various happier expressions of the Unified Tag Champs begin to float a few feet above the turnbuckles. Out comes The Visual Prophet, dressed in traditional Native American garb. Viz has both Unified Tag Team titles as he wears them on both shoulders and stands on stage gyrating his hips passionately over and over to the music.)
Stephie Love: Making his way to the ring…He is one half of the EAW Unified Tag Team Champions…He is the current 2020 KING OF ELITE…KING THE VISSSSSUUUUAAAAL PROOOOOOOPHEEEET!!!!
Stew-O: Some say Viz got everything he wanted as Grand Rampage as he may have ended the career of SASS member and his partner Drake King’s girlfriend Sierra Bradford after snapping her ankle in his Viz-Lock submission hold. Add to that, Viz is the reason Drake King was able to defend his championship and helped screw challenger Lethal Consequences out of their title match, he did so against Drake King’s wishes.
Flannery McCoy: That’s why Viz is out here wearing both tag belts. Drake essentially gave his belt to Viz and demanded they take a break from one another. He told him to Go away and everyone knows Drake was not happy at all despite still retaining the tag belts and his World Heavyweight championship.
Jake Mercer: I get it but I don’t get it. Drake joined The Visual Prophet and formed this beautiful tag team and Viz has gone above and beyond the realm of friendship any partner ever could go. Viz has done more for Drake then Sierra, Jake, or anyone that’s been in Drake’s corner yet he keeps rejecting him DESPITE all the evidence saying Viz has his best interest at heart. I don’t get his problem but it looks like our KING of ELITE is about to try and sway the heart of our World Heavyweight KING one more time!
(Viz slides in the ring and lays both belts in the middle of the ring. King Viz grabs a microphone and reveals a stack of papers almost as thick as a book as his music fades out.)
The Visual Prophet: Hello everybody in New Jersey, how them Propheteers doing? GIVE ME A YES BAE!
(Viz raises the microphone high to hear the roar of a crowd that’s clearly not there.)
The Visual Prophet: I CAN’T HEAR YOU!
(Viz raises it high again and nothing is heard back.)
The Visual Prophet: I CAN’T HEAR YOU!
(Viz raises it high once again.)
Jake Mercer: YES BAE!
The Visual Prophet: Well alright, let’s get alive! First pop of the night I reckon! I gotta carry this show even during quarantine I guess. I knew SOSA wasn’t no real draw despite what his Hollywood name suggests! Anyway, enough petty shots…time for that real real, honey peel, truth shit. As the slasher of spirits and slayer of sluts, former New Breed Sovereign, current King of Elitists everywhere, Complex cover model, face of Dynasty, winner of “Why his dick so big” award over Brian Pumper and Mandingo, and one half of the greatest team in Elite Answers Wrestling history…I am out here to publicly APOLOGIZE to my not really better half. My best friend. My partner in crime. My confidant. My ACE. My brother in arms with almost as big arms as me. My long haired stallion. My Drizzle Kizzle, my tag team team mate…Drake King!
(Viz looks around sad as he fakes a tear out of his eyes.)
The Visual Prophet: Drakey, baby…darling…homie…whatever you want me to call you I AM SOOOOOOO SORRY! I just can’t stress it enough. Watch…I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Viz takes a deep breath.)
The Visual Prophet: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…SOOOOOO SORRRY! Sincerely! I am so fucking god damn green eggs and ham SORRY FOR WHAT I DID TO YOU AT GRAND RAMPAGE! I’m so sorry I convinced Sierra and Sarah Supergirls to accept the challenge I gave them for our Unified Tag Titles. I’m sorry I verbally eviscerated them for two weeks. I’m sorry I kicked your lovely, homely looking, dime a dozen dick sucking queen Sierra Bradford the week before Grand Rampage. I am especially sorry I snapped her ankle like dicks snap inside Serena Bennett’s tight pussy with my INCREDIBLE Viz-Lock submission hold. I’m sorry to her and I’m especially sorry to you, Drake! I ain’t mean it, I mean I did, but I really didn’t. I mean, I did it on purpose, WAIT NO I DIDN’T! I didn’t intentionally snap her ankle…it just happened! I didn’t hear the bell or see her tapping. Seriously, I didn’t. I couldn’t VISUALIZE her giving up because, well, it’s SASS! They never quit even after they lose! They are as tough as they are boring and god are they boring! Anyway, what was I saying?
(Viz wipes some more fake tears and begins on again.)
The Visual Prophet: Oh, yeah! I’m sorry I even got involved with your match with LC! I mean, I needed revenge for him cheating me out of a win at Reckless Wiring in our Handcuff match. I told him I wasn’t done with him and I took his chance to beat you and finally become a World Champion again for the first time in almost a decade away. I do admit, screwing LC felt almost as good as when I screwed Jenny Cien while making her wear a HBG face mask…ALMOST. But, nothing makes me feel sadder then how I felt knowing I disappointed YOU DRAKE! DRAAAKE! DRAAAAAAKE!!!! I’m sooooooo sowree! SO SOWREE, DRAKE! DRAAAAAKE! Please, come join me in the ring! I have a gift to give you! A token of our friendship and an attempt to finally get Drizzy and Vizzy back on track! DRAKE! DRAAAAKE! SO SOWREE, OHSO SOWREE I AM DRAAAAKE! Please, come down and hear me out! I shouldn’t have ruined your chance to show the world just how dominant of a World Heavyweight Champ you are! I mean, I do think I’m the REAL reason why you still #Drizzy2Belts right now…BUT…
(Viz’s face scrunches up.)
The Visual Prophet: :drakee: THAT’S NOT FAIR TO YOU, DRAKE! DRAAAAKE!! DRAAAAAKE!?! DRAAAAAAAKAAA!!! I’m sowree for 2004! I’m sorry I never let you be the big spoon when we share hotel rooms, Drake! I’m sorry for trying to set you up with my friend Mia Khalifa and accidently breaking our pinky promise to never let Sierra Bradford know about you nearly getting the GYUCK GYUCK soul sucked by her..which, I guess I just broke that promise just now. Sorry Sierra…BUT REALLY, I AM SO SAWWWWREEEE DRAAAAAAAAAKE! DAWAAAAAKE!!!!! DRAAAAKKKK-
(‘This is your life’ by The Dust Brothers and Tyler Durden blasts as out walks a very annoyed Drake King with his World Heavyweight Championship around his waist. Drake has on his ring gear with a shirt from his EAW Merchandise collection as he heads down the ramp and up the steel stairs.)
Flannery McCoy: This man is still Unified Tag and World Heavyweight champion but, just like our National Elite Champ Kassidy Heart, the reasons why he still is carrying gold are of controversy.
Stew-O: Drake never wanted to even defend his tag belts with Viz against SASS due to his relationship with Sierra and Viz may have ended her career with that Viz-Lock.
Jake Mercer: And of course, Viz interfering with Drake’s World Championship classic with Big LC aka The Extremist of the Decade tainted that win for Drake as well.
Stew-O: Viz knows Drake isn’t in the mood but he is in the ring now regardless as Viz’s pleading and annoying calling of him has brought him here to speak with his tag team partner.
The Visual Prophet: Hi
Drake King:…Hi.
The Visual Prophet: :lupe:
Drake King: :tyson:
The Visual Prophet: :mjlit:
Drake King: :sethscust: Speak, gosh dang it! What in the frick do you even want? Huh? All this screaming DRAKE DRAAAAKE! I’m here, speak darn it! What, Viz? What?!
The Visual Prophet: Hey, cutie with a boo
Drake King: I’m leaving…
The Visual Prophet: No! Pls! Stawp! Wait!
Drake King: :rih:
The Visual Prophet: :to:
Drake King: Frick this I’m out…
The Visual Prophet: No! Look! I’m really sorry! Really! I regret going against your wishes time and time again and I need to be forgiven! I’ve been a very bad King The Visual Prophet and I know I can’t go back and time and change what I did but I promise I can make it up to you. Look, Drake…DRAAAKE!? Look at us in happier times! Look around you! Look at our belts on the mat! We earned these together and we must continue defending these until we cannot continue! We deserve to continue reigning as the best tag team ever, don’t we?
Drake King: I mean, you nearly crippled my girlfriend.
The Visual Prophet: She deserved it but YOU ARE RIGHT! She didn’t deserve it! Remember the hips! I know you don’t believe me but look at the hips, Drake. These hips don’t lie and they gyrate in circular motion as I drop to my knees and…
Drake King: Come on with that gay stuff…
The Visual Prophet: What? No! I’m on my knees pleading for you to grab that tag belt and take this pen from my back pocket…
Drake King: Look, I’m very reluctant to touch anything that’s been near your backside, Viz. I’ve heard some very damning Reddit information about you and your “open dms” and…
The Visual Prophet: ALL LIES! I have a third party looking into that but look into the gold faceplates of these tag belts and see our reflection shine back at you, Drake. You left this belt with me but you and I did not vacate these gold belts. No, no we did not. We are still the unified tag team champions and we can still be DRIZZY & VIZZY!
Drake King: I never said the team was dead, I just said go away. You ruined everything I wanted. My plan was for Sierra to stand by my side now she can’t even stand up right now. I never planned to have to face SASS, especially this soon, and you went against that wish. I told you and the world I did not need you in my corner against Lethal Consequences. You couldn’t help yourself. Or worse, you have been using me and trying to manipulate me and screw me over until you finally do what everyone expected and that’s to use that King of Elite clause to challenge me for my World Heavyweight Championship. I told you to go away, Viz. I told you…
The Visual Prophet: Don’t kill us, Drake. Don’t kill everything we are.
Drake King: This…this is your last chance, Viz. I won’t end this tag team because, despite all the annoyances and the turmoil you have put me through, I can’t deny how good we are as a team. I may hate your guts right now for the crap you pulled but I’m not stupid. I’m not an idiot. I know we are the best tag team alive, possibly ever. I know it’s people sitting on their hands hoping to see us split, I know its fans out there praying to god you turn on me and end my reign. But, that day can only come if we no longer trust each other. Can I trust you, Viz?
The Visual Prophet: Cross my heart and hope to die. I swear I will be the most trustworthy partner ever!
Drake King: Do you trust me, Viz?
The Visual Prophet: I trust you with my life and my heart, Drake. You are my brother and despite everything, we will always be aligned! That’s why I had this doctor’d up! It’s a PEACE TREATY!
Drake King: A peace tree-what?
The Visual Prophet: You know! A PEACE TREATY!
Drake King: Just because you say it LIKE THIS does not explain it properly, man.
The Visual Prophet: Look, you didn’t get the text I sent?
Drake King: I have had your number and your social media accounts all blocked since last weekend.
The Visual Prophet: Oh, well…I sent you an outfit as well!
Drake King: The Pilgrim looking garments?
The Visual Prophet: Yes, Drake! Just like the Native Americans and Pilgrims sat and shared food together, ending all possible hatred, war, and whatnot on Thanksgiving day 30 years ago…
Drake King: I promise you it was longer and more sinister than what you just claimed…
The Visual Prophet: EITHER WAY, I wanted us to sign this here peace treaty as not just a symbolism of our unity but also as a LEGALLY BINDING AGREEMENT that Drizzy and Vizzy WILL NEVER break up, I will never challenge you for your World Heavyweight Championship, we both get unlimited backrubs, matching outfits by Dior will be tailored to fit us in various colors, you shall let me braid your hair, and
Drake King: Woah. Forget about all that other nonsense. What were the first two things you said? Go back to that.
The Visual Prophet: Oh. Ye. So, Drizzy and Vizzy will never break up as a tag team and I promise not to use my King of Elite title opportunity on you and your World Heavyweight Championship! I am serious about making this work, Drake. I’m willing to put it in writing that our friendship, our tag team run, and our love is bigger to me than everything! I got your back, best friend. I already signed my legal name down there, all I need is yours and we can get back to DRIZZY AND VIZZY FOREVER-NESS!!!!! DRAKE!!! DRAAAA-
Drake King: Hold on, give me that. I’ll read it myself and make my decision.
The Visual Prophet: No problem, Drake. Here!
(Viz hands Drake the contract. Drake begins thumbing through it as time begins to pass.)
The Visual Prophet: I need that Pilgrim outfit back, by the way. I got a quarantine Zoom costume party with a few of my Adult totally legal friends later on when I get back to the-
Drake King: Done. I signed it. I scratched off some of the frivolous stuff in there like the backrubs, hair braiding, matching outfits, and the “Pegging” or whatever other confusing amendments you had in there. I mainly want to focus on these two things; as long as we don’t split as a team, you CANNOT challenge me for my title. Correct?
The Visual Prophet: Correct! But, yeah. We gotta be a team and we gotta stick together! I told you my plan, me and you wash the floor with Rex and Raven at PFP and I cash in my title shot on one of the other World Champs and
???: DON’T SIGN THAT, DRAKE!
(Out comes a screaming Jessica Miller as Viz looks at her with a puzzled look on his face.)
Jessica Miller: Don’t fall for his spell, brother. He’s a liar. He’s a snake.
The Visual Prophet: What? Me? A snake? Bitch…where?
Jessica Miller: Drake, listen to me. Remember when we had our talk? Remember when I told you before not to trust this guy. Remember?
The Visual Prophet: I remember having a dream about you last night, Jessica. I was screaming your name like Walter White from Breaking Bad would scream for Jesse Pinkman and-
Jessica Miller: Cut the flirting crap, Viz. Save that type of talk for Jordie Ripley or some underage boys.
The Visual Prophets: THOSE ARE FALSE ALLEGATIONS, DAMN IT!
Jessica Miller: You can’t fall for his nonsense, Drake. Yes, you two won the tag belts and beat Heavenly Hell to do it but he has been toying with you. He does not care about being tag champion, especially not you. Viz never was a tag team wrestler and SUDDENLY he wants to team with you AFTER you become World Champion?! AFTER he becomes King of Elite and can challenge you for your World Heavyweight Championship? He’s a liar. That contracts fake and he’s going to screw you over!
The Visual Prophet: You want me to screw you over, darling? Is that what it is? You want Bae all to yourself? Don’t get your brother jealous, Jessica. You already starting to get me hot and bothered.
Jessica Miller: Oh please!
(Jessica enters the ring and pleads with her brother.)
Jessica Miller: DRAKE!
The Visual Prophet: :drakee: DRAAAAKE?!?
Jessica Miller: C’mon, Drake!
The Visual Prophet: COME ON, DRAAKE!!!
Jessica Miller: Don’t fall for it, Drake!
The Visual Prophet: Fall for me, DRAAAAAAKE!!!
Drake King: ENOUGH!
(Drake screams as Jessica and Viz stop. Jessica realizes Viz is now rubbing her but as she quickly slaps his hand away as he plays coy. Drake shakes his head.)
Drake King: Nobody listens to me. Sierra didn’t listen, Jessica doesn’t listen, and Viz definitely never listens to me. No more of that stuff from this day forward. Got me? You want to be tag team partners? You promise you will not challenge me for my World title?
The Visual Prophet: That’s correct, DRAAA-
Drake King: Perfect.
(Drake grabs the pen from Viz and signs his name on the Peace Treaty.)
Drake King: Fine. Peace Treaty signed. You take that, Jessica. Make and copy and I’ll be taking that back!
(Drake snatches his half of the Unified Tag Team titles off the ground as he now has both his belts together once again. Drake begins to leave the ring as Viz stands excited and joyful while Jessica is stunned and saddened at Drake agreeing to remain partners with Viz.)
Jessica Miller: YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET THAT, DRAKE!
(Jessica exits the ring, shoulder bumps her own brother, and storms off. Drake stands on the outside of the ring, confused at her reaction, as Viz remains in the ring, celebrating his unity with his tag team partner. As Drake’s music is about to play, Jessica walks on the stage and is about to reach the curtain.)
Stew-O: Looks like Drizzy and Vizzy is actually forever!
Flannery McCoy: I cannot believe Drake agreed to Viz’s peace treaty! These two looked like they were ready to split up but Drake was begged back into the partnership by our King of Elite.
Jake Mercer: The very same King of Elite that just LEGALLY AGREED not to challenge Drake for his World title. What a sacrifice! That’s love! I mean, Kassidy and Sienna are supposed to be best friends and I didn’t see them do what Viz just did for his tag partner! That’s LOVE, GOD DAMN IT!
Stew-O: That’s Drizzy and Vizzy for you. The Unified Tag Champs remain the number one tag team in EA-
(‘Dark Horses’ by Switchfoot blasts as Jessica runs out of the way onto the empty part of the stage. Drake is ringside as Viz stands alone, now holding his half of the Unified Tag Team titles.)
Stew-O: OH MY GOD! IT CAN’T BE! CAN IT?!
(Out walks Fire and Ice, Rex McAllister and Raven Roberts stand on stage smugly staring at Drake and Viz down below.)
Flannery McCoy: Ladies and gents, IT’S FIRE AND ICE! RAVEN AND REX ARE HERE ON FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY!
Jake Mercer: OMGOMGFFFFFJMDOMRFKGROGG!!!!!!
(Raven and Rex both have microphones as Drake looks at them with unrivaled intensity and Viz is still shocked as Raven raises her microphone to speak.)
Raven Roberts: Hi Viz. Hi Drake.
Rex McAllister: Good to see you two are back on equal footing, it’s always terrible to watch a couple break up.
Raven Roberts: Especially on live television.
Rex McAllister: Really is trashy TV if I’m being quite honest.
Raven Roberts: I agree with you, Rex.
Rex McAllister: I’m so glad at least one tag team in EAW remains on the same page.
(Viz and Drake are speechless, Raven and Rex smirk as they shake their heads at the champions.)
Raven Roberts: But, enough with the celebrations and peace treaties and all this festive…nonsense. We’ve come to drop some news on you two that will, let’s just say, put all this Drizzy & Vizzy forever talk to the test. You see, remember that tag team title opportunity we earned back at King of Elite? You remember…don’t you?
Rex McAllister: Yeah, so, here is the thing with that. We have seen The Visual Prophet here going on and on about going to Pain for Pride and having that be the night when we challenge you two for your Unified Tag Belts. Thing is, Raven and myself…we have a different plan. We waited for you two to finish up toying with SASS and now…now we are done waiting. We watched Raven get robbed of her Undisputed Women’s World title…
Raven Roberts: And Rex here, succeeded in winning the Grand Rampage match and we realized that…winning can be 50/50 for anybody here in EAW. That includes us and it especially includes Drizzy & Vizzy. So, we feel like…why wait for Pain for Pride? Why not roll the dice and take our chance at becoming Unified Tag champs sooner rather than later?
Rex McAllister: How soon are we thinking, Raven?
Raven Roberts: How soon is Gateway to Glory?
Rex McAllister: VERY soon.
Raven Roberts: Yeah, THAT soon. We will take our opportunity to challenge you two for those Unified Tag Team titles…at Gateway to Glory!
Stew-O: ANOTHER BLOCKBUSTER TAG MATCH HAS BEEN MADE!
Flannery McCoy: This is incredible! The two best tag teams with four or undeniably the most talented individuals in EAW going at it for the Unified Tag Team titles!
Jake Mercer: AT GATEWAY TO GLORY?!? IN CHINA!? THE HEART OF THE CORONA VIRUS PANDEMIC!? I might have to drink some bleach and say fuck it cause I NEED to see this match live!
Raven Roberts: Hit them with your catchphrase one time, Rex.
Rex McAllister: Drizzy and Vizzy, Drake and Viz, Pilgrim and Native American or whatever you want to call yourselves…Fire & Ice will see you soon.
Raven Roberts: REAL soon.
(Their theme music plays once again as Rex and Raven give a mockingly disrespectful wave at an upset Jessica Miller as she stands on stage staring at her brother with a “I TOLD YOU SO” look on her face. Drake and Viz both have different reactions, Viz looks shocked at what happened while Drake looks determined and even angry at the audacity of Fire & Ice even challenging them to a match.)
Stew-O: What a bombshell! So much more and so much instore for you fans at home as Friday Night Dynasty CONTINUES!
(A recap of the opening segment with Chris Elite, Impact, Sienna, Serena, and Kassidy airs ending with the shocked and distraught expressions at everybody in the ring while Chris Elite taunted from up the ramp.)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the middle of the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following… IS A TAG TEAM MATCH! And it is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
(‘Friend vs. Friend’ by Company Flow plays up as Lethal Consequences begins to make his way out to the stage. He’s not the happiest person as clearly he’s as no nonsense as always heading towards the ring. He shakes his head as he begins to methodically walk down the ramp taking his time as he does so)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Oakland, California… weighing in at 230 pounds,,, THE INEVITABLE… LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: For LC things seem pretty rough and I think that’s pretty clear and evident when it comes to what happened at Grand Rampage. LC was fingertips away from capturing the World Heavyweight Championship from current champion Drake King, before it was none other than The Visual Prophet who swooped in to save Drake. Now I’m sure you don’t need specifics but you get it. If anything we know that despite that like every other time LC is capable of turning this around one way or another, and I feel like that’s going to be shown not just in the near future, but tonight for sure in this tag match.
Flannery McCoy: We know very well Lethal Consequences is very able of pulling out some unexpected wins and that has been shown over the course of time. Who knows? This might just be another one of those situations and I’m damn sure it will get him back on track if he is possibly able to get the win.
Jake Mercer: POSSIBLY?! You’re acting like big LC doesn’t have a chance in this matchup? This is a big guaranteed win, you guys have to trust me on this when I say it, because I say what I mean and I mean what I say!
Stew-O & Flannery McCoy: :skip:
Jake Mercer: :noah:
(Lethal Consequences walks up the steel steps as he stands on the apron and enters into the ring. He looks around for a moment before scoffing and shaking his head as he heads to his corner as ‘Friend vs. Friend’ fades out. ‘Smoke & Drive (Remix)’ by Machine Gun Kelly plays up as Justin Windgate makes his way out to the stage. He makes his way to the stage enthusiastically as he throws a arm in the air and points to the ring before making his way down the ramp)
Stephie Love: And his partner… from Detroit, Michigan… weighing in at 225 pounds… THE XTREME CLASSIC… JUSTIN WINDGATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Believe me when I say despite Justin’s I’m sure crushing loss at Grand Rampage where he lost the New Breed Championship to Jalyn Garcia, I’m sure that hasn’t phased him. I mean look? He’s not playing some sort of pity party to the ring in fact it looks like absolutely nothing has changed has it? He frankly looks as motivated as ever and believe me if this was a pavement to restitution, it would start tonight. Not to mention he’s so confident in himself that he even put his rematch on the line against two of Dynasty’s brightest!
Flannery McCoy: He’s got all the assets to do so and even if it means jumping all the hurdles and heading the extra mile I’m sure he will have no problem doing so. There’s no doubt in my mind that he has a chance of coming out with the win and it appears he’s going to put his best foot forward to make sure everything starts off with the right footing.
Jake Mercer: Prior research that I’ve learned from my fellow wrestling enthusiast is that the bong boosts your wrestling caliber by 10 times! If anything we’re going to be seeing Justin Windgate at his best because my prior research has shown that he lights 10 blunts a day! We’re truly going to see the best of the Xtreme Classic today!
(Justin Windgate climbs up the steel steps and goes up the turnbuckle and spreads his arms out before jumping down to the canvas and circling around the ring. He goes over to look at LC with a smug look as LC is shaking his head as he stands on the apron watching him as ‘Smoke & Drive (Remix)’ fades out. ‘I Gave You Power’ by Nas then plays up as Impact makes his way to the stage. He begins to stands on the stage for a moment before making his way down the ramp and to the ring with a arrogant look on his face as he does so)
Stephie Love: And their opponents, first… from Seattle, Washington… weighing in at 240 pounds… HE IS… IMPACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Here comes Impact who last week at Grand Rampage managed to get a win over Serena Bennett! I’m sure in fact at this point he’s already forgotten about Serena Bennett. He’s coming to come in oozing the same confidence as always and yet I honestly do not expect a less than substantial performance tonight.
Flannery McCoy: Impact has the qualities to check off the list tonight especially on the tag team aspect of this which I’m sure is nothing new to the 4 time Unified Tag Team Champion. But pass that he’s going to be up for a fight tonight, no doubt about it no matter how experienced he may be in the craft. But it’s nothing he can overcome, it’s just something we’ll have to see in the results when the curtains close.
Jake Mercer: AH! IT’S A DINOSAUR! RUN! Oh nevermind, the dude just aged like a dinosaur! Tell me, what’s a 113 year old man going to do to win this match? Absolutely nothing, I have zero faith, no hope. Easy win.
(Impact makes his way up the steel steps and walks on the apron before entering the ring. He goes to the center of the ring as he looks straight at the camera with a smirk as ‘I Gave You Power’ fades out. Impact stands still in the center of the ring as ‘Unfuckwithable’ by Deez Nuts plays up as Sienna Jade makes her way out to the stage. She poses for a moment before strutting down the ramp and to the ring as she pops the collar of her black leather jacket)
Stephie Love: And his partner… from Calgary Alberta, Canada… weighing in at 135 pounds… THE UNFUCKWITHABLE… SIENNA JADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: As for Sienna Jade, she isn’t in the best of moods in the wake of the announcement earlier today made by Chris Elite that resulted in two huge matches against her best friend. The last time we saw her in in-ring competition was at Clash Of Kingdoms when she came up short against the then Universal Women’s Champion, Raven Roberts. Yet despite that she made a shocking return at Grand Rampage where she helped Impact come up with the win against Serena Bennett, and here we are with her back in in-ring action!
Flannery McCoy: I could go on with the “I’m sure she hasn’t missed a beat” thing, but that should be known right? If anything she is way more determined than ever going into this and especially heading into Pain for Pride which seems to be her “element” of some sort. So there is no doubt that she’s got it, the question is is it enough to get the win?
Jake Mercer: Question this, question that, WE GET IT! Why isn’t there a certainty with this? I mean in my honest opinion I believe big daddy LC and Mr. Marijuana-Man are able to win, but that’s just me, believe me I’d love to watch this match-
Flannery McCoy: Shut up.
Jake Mercer: :mjcry:
(Sienna Jade enters the ring and goes up to the top rope posing once more before jumping down and heading to her corner as she meets up with Impact. Both look at eachother with sinister grins on their face as ‘Unfuckwithable’ fades out and the Ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this tag match is underway! Justin Windgate and Sienna Jade are starting this one off as they quickly engage in a lockup! Both competitors are jockeying for position as it seems Justin is going for pushing Sienna to the ropes with his obvious weight advantage. Justin pushing Sienna to the ropes as she rebounds and runs to the other side! BUT JUSTIN CATCHING SIENNA WITH A QUICK DROPKICK SENDING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: Justin not wasting anytime there as Sienna is shook by the quick and sudden action. Both of them are circling around again as they begin to lock up- BUT SIENNA KICKING JUSTIN RIGHT IN THE GUT BEFORE BOTH COMPETITORS CAN COMMENCE THE LOCKUP! JUSTIN TRYING TO THROW A PUNCH, BUT SIENNA MANAGES TO BLOCK IT! AND SIENNA TURNS IT INTO A HEADLOCK!
Jake Mercer: Sienna twisting at the head of Justin as she drops both of them down to a knee as she keeps that hold locked in tight absolutely wrenching on ‘The Xtreme Classic’! Sienna trying to subdue him but it looks like Justin is fighting back as he slowly manages to bring himself up to his feet! JUSTIN PUSHING SIENNA TO THE ROPES! JUSTIN TRANSITIONING INTO A SCHOOLBOY PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWW-
Stew-O: SIENNA KICKS OUT AS BOTH OF THEM GET TO THEIR FEET! JUSTIN GETS UP QUICKER WHICH ALLOWS HIM TO GET THE OPPORTUNITY, JUSTIN WITH A SUPERKICK RIGHT TO THE CHIN OF SIENNA JADE TAKING HER DOWN! Sienna quickly getting up but Justin is waiting for her, JUSTIN WITH A SPEAR TAKING HER RIGHT TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: Justin has the upperhand as he quickly brings Sienna up and throws her into the corner and runs towards her, BUT SIENNA CATCHING JUSTIN WITH A BACK ELBOW BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING STOPPING HIM RIGHT IN HIS TRACKS! Justin is stunned as Sienna is wasting no time grabbing Justin and throwing him into her corner! SIENNA RUNNING FORWARD AND HITTING JUSTIN WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE! Justin is stunned as Impact is practically begging for the tag!
TAG!
Jake Mercer: IMPACT IS TAGGED IN! Justin falls down to a sitting position in the corner as clearly he’s worse for wear, IMPACT STOMPING DOWN RIGHT ON THE FACE OF JUSTIN VICIOUSLY! Impact forced back as Justin pulls himself upwards! Impact quickly runs forward, BUT JUSTIN MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AS IMPACT BOUNCES OUT OF THE CORNER! Justin quickly stumbling to his feet as Impact turns to him, DDT-
Stew-O: BUT IMPACT QUICKLY SLIPS OUT AS HE GRABS JUSTIN FROM BEHIND, IMPACT CONNECTS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX RIGHT ONTO JUSTIN WINDGATE SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Justin quickly crawling away as he reaches to the ropes as it seems LC could possibly care less if he’s tagged in or not, BUT IMPACT STOMPING RIGHT ON JUSTIN’S HEAD!
Flannery McCoy: Justin is stunned as Impact quickly brings him up and grabs him by the head, IMPACT WITH A BIG HEADBUTT AS JUSTIN IS SENT BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND QUICKLY! Justin is absolutely stunned as Impact brings him up and pushes him away, IMPACT WITH A DROPKICK!
Jake Mercer: BUT JUSTIN MANAGING TO JUST BARELY PUSH THE LEGS AWAY FROM IMPACT! Impact drops flat down to the ground as Justin quickly grabs him and runs, SLICED BREAD #2! RUN IT UP CONNECTS! IMPACT IS DOWN! Both competitors are down but Justin is showing life as he’s not wasting time going for the pin rather trying to reach out to the tag to Lethal Consequences! Impact is slowly starting to gain his bearings as he pushes himself up! IMPACT LEAPS FORWARD AND GRABS THE LEG OF JUSTIN!
TAG!
Stew-O: LC IS TAGGED IN BUT IMPACT DOESN’T REALIZE AS HE DRAGS JUSTIN TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND LIFTS HIM UP, MILLENNIAL INCARCERATION! BUT LC OUT OF NOWHERE AS HE CLOBBERS IMPACT RIGHT IN THE SIDE OF THE FACE FORCING IMPACT TO DROP JUSTIN AND GET SENT DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: LC quickly not wasting any time as he stomps down on Impact trying to beat him up as much as possible while he’s vulnerable! LC bringing Impact up now, LC WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT RIGHT TO THE JAW OF IMPACT SENDING HIM BACK! Impact quickly running forward at LC, BUT LC TAKING IMPACT DOWN WITH A ROLLING WHEEL KICK STOPPING HIM RIGHT IN HIS TRACKS!
Jake Mercer: Impact falling flat to the ground as LC quickly grabs him and brings him up to his feet! LC QUICKLY GRABBING HIM! FLASHBACK- BUT IMPACT QUICKLY REVERSES THE SLEEPER SLAM BACKBREAKER QUICKLY AS HE TURNS HIMSELF AROUND AND GRABS LC! RUNNING BULLDOG QUICKLY TAKES LC DOWN TO THE GROUND AS IMPACT TURNS THE TABLES!
Stew-O: Impact quickly bringing LC up now as LC begins to fight back from Impact, BUT IMPACT QUICKLY KICKING LC RIGHT IN THE GUT AND LIFTING HIM OFF THE GROUND, POWERBOMB DRIVES LC INTO THE CANVAS! Impact keeping a hold of him as he lifts him up right back into powerbomb position, ANOTHER POWERBOMB SLAMS LC DOWN INTO THE GROUND ONCE MORE!
Flannery McCoy: LC trying to retreat away as he rolls to the ropes but that isn’t stopping Impact as he quickly grabs him by the arm and pulls him up to his feet! BUT LC WITH A FOREARM SHOT RIGHT TO HIS HEAD SENDING HIM BACK! Impact quickly runs forward as LC readies him! LC WITH SNAKE EYES RIGHT TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Impact falls right into the corner as LC reaches out!
TAG!
Jake Mercer: JUSTIN WINDGATE IS TAGGED IN! Justin quickly jumping into the ring as he stands back and runs towards him! JUSTIN WITH A DROPKICK RIGHT TO IMPACT SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Impact sent to a crawling position as Justin quickly jumps up to the top rope as Impact pulls himself up, JUSTIN LEAPING OFF THE TOP ROPE AND TAKING IMPACT DOWN WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY!
Stew-O: Justin quickly bringing him up, but Impact seems to be fighting back as he sends multiple forearm shots right to the head of Justin! IMPACT SWINGS, BUT JUSTIN QUICKLY DUCKS UNDER IT AS HE GRABS HIM! LIGHTS OUT! REVERSE CUTTER OUT OF NOWHERE CONNECTS ONTO IMPACT! JUSTIN GOING FOR THE PIN! THIS COULD BE A MONUMENTAL WIN IF HE WAS ABLE TO GET IT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE-
Flannery McCoy: SIENNA JADE LEAPS FORWARD AND BREAKS UP THE PIN! Sienna stomping away on Justin as Justin quickly rolls away and tumbles out of the ring. Sienna quickly making her way back onto the apron as Impact begins to crawl forward. Impact using all his strength as Justin is just beginning to quickly roll into the ring! IMPACT LEAPS FORWARD!
TAG!
TAG!
Jake Mercer: IMPACT TAGGED SIENNA IN, AND JUSTIN TAGS LC IN AT THE SAME TIME! BOTH LC AND SIENNA ARE RUNNING AT ONE ANOTHER AT THE SAME TIME! BOTH OF THEM QUICKLY TRADING PUNCHES AS LC GRABS SIENNA AND SENDS HER TO THE ROPES! SIENNA GRABS THE ROPES AS SHE BOOSTS HERSELF FORWARD! RUNNING SHINING WIZARD-
Stew-O: BUT LC DUCKS UNDER! SIENNA FALLS INTO A SITTING POSITION AS LC QUICKLY REELS BACK! LC SENDING A KICK RIGHT INTO HER BACK BUT SIENNA QUICKLY ROLLS AWAY AND GRABS THE LEG OF LC! SIENNA PULLING LC DOWN TO THE GROUND AS HE SITS UP! SIENNA TRYING TO KICK HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE BUT LC QUICKLY ROLLING AWAY BEFORE SHE CAN CONNECT!
Flannery McCoy: LC UP TO HIS FEET AS SIENNA GOES FOR A SPINNING HEEL KICK! BUT LC MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER AS HE GRABS SIENNA AND SLAMS HER TO THE GROUND! LC STOPPING THE CHARADES GAME AS HE SLAMS MULTIPLE FIST RIGHT INTO HER FACE! BUT SIENNA QUICKLY PUSHING LC OFF OF HER AS SHE KIPS UP TO HER FEET! LC QUICKLY RUNNING FORWARD! BUT SIENNA ELBOWING LC RIGHT IN THE FACE AS HE SPINS AROUND AND SIENNA SETS HIM UP!
Jake Mercer: WITCHES HAMMER! RIPCORD ROLLING ELBOW CONNECTS AS SIENNA QUICKLY PUSHES LC INTO THE CORNER! SHE’S GOING FOR THE TAG TO IMPACT! THIS MATCH MIGHT BE SAID AND DONE WHILE WE’RE AT IT!
TAG!
Stew-O: IMPACT IS TAGGED IN! BUT SIENNA ISN’T DONE AS SHE CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE AND READIES HERSELF! STARSTRUCK! TOP-ROPE MOONSAULT CONNECTS! SIENNA RETREATS AWAY AS IMPACT LEAPS OFF THE ROPES! FLIGHT SIGHTS! SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT CONNECTS! BACK-TO-BACK BIG MOVES ONTO LC AS IMPACT QUICKLY GOES FOR THE PIN-
(‘Surfin’ (ft. Pharrell Williams)’ by Kid Cudi plays up as Impact stops right in his tracks. He stands up and pulls himself to the ropes and looks to the stage. Serena Bennett is seen walking out to the stage as she mockingly claps for the two of them. Impact squints his eyes for a moment in confusion as Sienna is on the apron giving a audible groan at the sight of Serena)
Flannery McCoy: SERENA BENNETT IS HERE! WAIT! WAIT! JUSTIN JUMPING OUT OF HIS CORNER AS HE RUNS RIGHT TO SIENNA! HE’S GOING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE! THE HAIL MARY! SLINGSHOT DDT SENDS BOTH JUSTIN AND SIENNA TUMBLING DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE!
Jake Mercer: THIS MIGHT BE THE OPPORTUNITY LC AND JUSTIN NEED AS IMPACT IS DISTRACTED BY JUSTIN NOW! LCR! RUNNING BACK ELBOW SENDS IMPACT DOWN TO THE GROUND! LC DRAGGING IMPACT TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
( ‘Friend vs. Friend’ plays up as Lethal Consequences gets up to a kneeling position. He looks around with a chuckle before looking down on Impact with a stern look. He gets to his feet and mockingly puts a foot on his chest as he raises his hand in victory. Justin gets to his feet and joins him as he rolls into the ring. LC scoffs at the sight of Justin as they celebrate)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here are your winners, THE TEAM OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AND JUSTIN WINDGATE!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: WHAT A WIN TONIGHT! Lethal Consequences and Justin Windgate have just got a win that they can add to the tallies as I’m sure despite the interference by Serena Bennett they’re both proud of the win they’ve managed to get tonight.
Flannery McCoy: Well it also beckons the question how Impact and Sienna Jade are feeling right now. I’m sure they knew they had this match in the bag and because of Serena Bennett they’ve just fumbled it! If anything I know this is not going to be the last we’ve seen of this grudge they all hold against one another. But if anything, congratulations to LC and Justin!
(Serena is seen on the ramp giving a chuckle as she looks at the sight of Sienna pulling Impact out of the ring. Both look absolutely dumbfounded as they look over to Serena who has a smirk on her face. Justin continues to celebrate as LC has already rolled out of the ring and is beginning to head to the backstage area as Dynasty fades out to elsewhere)
(The camera fades backstage at the EAW Performance Center to an empty hallway. The camera swings around back and forth for a moment not seeing anyone around.)
???: *loud barking*
(The camera tilts downward to reveal the toothy grin of Steroid Dawg who lets her long tongue hang out. Drool drips to the floor before a hand shoots across the camera to tilt it back up. The camera refocuses in on TLA who gives the cameraman a thumbs up steadying him on his feet.)
TLA: Ay tranquilo homie. Steroid Dawg ain’t bite. Ain’t bite nobody unless they deserve it. You don’t deserve it do you ese? Nah you wouldn’t. You just out here looking to film some shit. Looking for that inside scoop on what really do go down backstage here at the EAW Performance Center. Well you know what goes down here? Performance. That’s what goes down here. Ain’t nobody know more about performance than La Pantera Sexual! Yo I ain’t going to let no business opportunity like this pass me by. Imma successful entrepreneur always on the hunt for talent and where else should I be searching for what’s new than right here in Newark?
(TLA walks down the hallway where he encounters a number of the EAW rookies who have been working out at the Performance Center.)
TLA: Yo y’all gonna make that main roster someday. I believe in you :wow:
Rookie: Wow thanks TLA! You’re the best!
TLA: Ilysm.
(Suddenly an overweight trainee eating a donut approaches TLA.)
Gordo: So. I hear you are looking to recruit TLA. I would like to join the Poon Palace. *belch*
TLA: :whoa:
Gordo: What is it? Are you questioning my credentials? I assure you that my man titties are bigger than any Poon in the entire Palace.
TLA: Aye yo! I take it all back. Y’all ain’t gonna make the main roster. Cuz that heart attack finna strike you down before you even get that tryout match. Fuck outta here.
(TLA is shown leaving as the trainees have had their hearts broken from his harsh words. The fat trainee is shown stuffing his face even more in order to recover from TLA’s treatment of him.)
TLA: Ayyyy bitches oh bitches! How would you like to work for La Pantera Sexual? I can tell that you would be masterful on that pole!
(A number of the female trainees are shown jumping up and down happily clapping their hands excited for this opportunity.)
TLA: Yo just swing by the casa you know that I will treat you right. You gonna be stars for real for real.
(TLA exchanges phone numbers with the trainees when suddenly something catches his attention.)
TLA: Oh dayyuummm!!!
(The trainees run away excitedly giggling and whispering about the Poon Palace as TLA walks down the hallway towards a figure in the background. TLA slowly approaches her from behind as it is revealed to be a blond woman fanning herself in the heat of the EAW Performance Center.)
TLA: Yo mamacita you be lookin’ mad fine out here. I ain’t seen a bitch like you for a long time. You could be my top gurl for real. Nah don’t take that the wrong way tho. Cuz I know you a hard working woman. A strong independent queen who don’t need no man. So I ain’t gonna give you no handouts. Cuz I know you will work hard and take everything that you can get. You gonna be the Pooniest Poon who ever Pooned. I can feel it and yo I just know that very soon we gonna have the whole world feeling you if you know what I’m talking about. Like dayum gurl I know you can twerk. Ain’t seen no white bitches bring it like you got it. Straight up natural or plastic I ain’t discriminate cuz it’s all about appearances. Solo por una noche… cambiaré tu vida chica.
(Suddenly the woman closes her fan as she turns around to face TLA.)
???: Loooooooooooord! Now I just know you weren’t talking to little old me! Well I never! Well just look at you now!
(TLA is shocked when he realizes that the woman he approached is Kensingten Calhoun-Astor.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Really now! I just cannot believe that something like you would just waltz on over here to approach someone like me!
TLA: :mjpls:
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: You see there has to be boundaries in polite society. We just can’t be having people like you come crossing over boundaries like that. It just isn’t proper. Now let me tell you that it is certainly not becoming of a lady such as myself to even consider pondering over any of the illegal criminal activities that you are surely involved in. Let alone join in on them myself!
TLA: Come on mami don’t be like that! You know you want that spice in yo life!
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: I most certainly do not! In fact I can assure you based on my diet that not a single dash of spice nor seasoning has ever touched these lips!
TLA: Yo I got another idea of what gonna touch them lips right quick. :mjlit:
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Now I may not be from down south as far as you are but I would have you know that I am a Southern Belle through and through. That comes with responsibility not that your kind would know what that is like! I am relieved that this is the only conversation that we will be having as our God Given President has banned all immigration into this country. Loooooooooooord! We truly are living in blessed times! :blessed:
TLA: I feel you. You a woman with class. All respectful n shit. But what ain’t gonna be respectful is what you can do with all dat…
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: How dare you? Even think that you are worthy of starting a conversation with me? Absolutely disgusting. You know I’ve never been to a Taco Bell in my life and I don’t plan on starting now.
TLA: :whoa:
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Why don’t you run along now chico? Go run back to whatever barrio or bodega you crawled out of. Andale! Andale!
TLA: Now just wait a minute with this shit…
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: I’m afraid I don’t have time to wait. I have more important things to do. These things come first!
TLA: I’m sure you got a lot more important things to do gringa. Things that cum first. Like yo first cousin.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: :whoa:
TLA: Bitch you wanna come at me and think that I ain’t got that ammo? Fuck outta here you know that I will break you. I got these manos and if you want them you ain’t even gotta give me none of that old money. Backhand the shit out this ho. Yo hermano Jacob Senn thinks he can throw on a luchador mask and do what I do but yo look how that shit turned out for him. Y’all should be honored that I slid out here looking to give yo ass this opportunity. Sad you ain’t down with the brown. Pero yo good thing I brought these face masks. Cuz Steroid Dawg long gone but you still be smelling of wet dog all over here.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Excuse me? My perfume costs more than your entire house!
TLA: It’s chill tho. I ain’t need yo ass at the Poon Palace anyway. We got bitches on bitches on bitches. Besides can’t have you hanging around La Pantera Sexual for too long puta. I’m sure y’all have heard by now that crackers get soggy when wet.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: You dirty littl-
(Suddenly Kensingten hauls back and punches TLA hard in the face before storming off. TLA is shown barely affected but holding his jaw with a devious grin on his face as he watches her walk away. TLA grabs the camera once again as he tilts it downward to get a better view as she leaves.)
(Camera pans back to the Performance Center as Stephie Love stands in the ring prepared to announce the next contest)
(“Spotlight Saviour” By Iggy Azaela plays throughout the performance center as the Specialist Champion confidently makes her way down the short ramp and into the ring)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for one fall…Introducing first, From Kent, United Kingdom! Weighing in at 130 Pounds.!!! The current EAW SPECIALIST CHAMPION..!!!! “The Leading Lady” DAAARRRCYYY MAYYYYYY MORRRGANNN..!!!
Stew-O: Darcy coming off a successful title defense at the Grand Rampage at the bay! You have to wonder if anyone will ever be able to dethrone the Leading Lady!
(‘Surfin” (ft. Pharrell Williams)” by Kid Cudi begins to play throughout the speakers of the performance center, As Serena Bennett steps through the curtain and poses on the stage before she makes her walk down the ramp and steps inside of the ring)
Stephie Love: Introducing his opponent, From Compton, California!! Weighing in at 114lbs!!! SERENNAAAAAA BENNNNNNNNNETTTTTTTTT!!!!
Flannery: You have to wonder about the mindset of Serena considering her being on another onslaught from Sienna Jade during her match with Impact!
Jake Mercer: Maybe she’ll be humble with her huge ass forehead.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: The bell sounds and we start with both women coming face to face! Staring at one another before backing up an inch and then colliding for a collar and elbow tie-up! This is a strong tie-up between two elite world-class athletes! Darcy quickly slaps on a side headlock on Serena! She tightens the hold by squeezing noticeably as Serena drops to a knee but quickly gets up to her feet! Serena spinning out of the side headlock out into a standing armbar as she took the arm to her disposal out of the side headlock counter! Serena working over the arm of Darcy! Darcy though not staying in this for long as she drops down and pulls Serena’s legs down from underneath her! Causing the break of the armbar but Darcy quickly applying a headlock on Serena this time with more leverage as she wears her down on the canvas! Serena slapping the mat in frustration! Darcy proving why she is the specialist champion, she has many layers as a performer in that ring! Serena, rising up! Darcy still has the headlock applied! Serena rises! Darcy behind her so it’s almost a modified sleeper hold! Serena quickly snapmares Darcy down to the canvas breaking the hold applied earlier! Serena this time applying a headlock of her own tightening her grip and pressing the chin of Darcy on her arm! These two women are testing the waters in this encounter that’s a main event anywhere in the world! Serena working over Darcy! As Darcy begins working her way back up to a vertical base! Darcy manages to get to her feet as she fires an elbow to the mid-section of Serena! Breaking the hold immediately!
Flannery McCoy: Darcy grabbing the arm of Serena as she sends her off the ropes for an Irish-whip! Serena sent into the ropes as the momentum drags her forward and Darcy drops down as Serena hurdles over! Serena coming back as Darcy quickly pops to her feet, Serena is caught with an ARM DRAG! Serena rises quickly as Darcy runs at her, this time SERENA CONNECTS WITH AN ARM DRAG OF HER OWN! Both women scramble up to their feet! And they stand for a stalemate! Both women respecting each other’s ability in this ring as they circle one another! This time going forward in the center of this ring! This time looking for a test of strength! A Greco Roman knuckle lock being offered by the specialist champion! Serena hesitant but obliges for the lock as they lock with their right hands first! And now the left hand being offered by Darcy! And Serena accepts! Before she can lock up Darcy with a boot to the mid-section of Serena! Serena catches her boot! Serena throwing the boot down as she comes forward with Knife Edge Chops! Repeated chops to the chest of Darcy May Morgan! Before Serena grabs her by the arm for an Irish-whip! Darcy sent into the ropes as she comes forward! AND SERENA CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE KNOCKING HER DOWN! Darcy up to her feet as Serena quickly grabs her by the arm and looks to wrestle her down for a crossface! Darcy though with a punch to the face of Serena backing her up! The referee warning Darcy about those closed fist shots! Serena comes back with a forearm to the face of Darcy May Morgan! Morgan coming forward with a knee to the mid-section of Serena! Serena hunched over as Darcy delivers a clubbing shot to the spine of Serena Bennett! Serena dropping to the canvas!
Jake Mercer: Serena down on her knees as Darcy places her boot in the middle of the spine of Serena Bennett! And pulls her arms backward adding more tension and punishment to the back of Serena Bennett! Basically stretching her! The referee in the face of Serena asking her if she wants to give up! Serena declines! Morgan is though fully intent on applying more punishment as she continues to pull back as Serena lets out a loud scream in pain! Darcy relentless but showing no mercy to Serena Bennett here tonight on Dynasty! Morgan seems tired of this as she let’s go of the arms of Serena! Serena rising up and turns right around as Morgan quickly lifts her up! AND PLANTS HER IN THE CANVAS WITH A SCOOP SLAM! Darcy taunting as Serena rises up in a sitting position on the mat holding her lower back as Darcy grabs Serena by her hair rising her up to her feet before pushing her backward to the nearest turnbuckle! Darcy hooking Serena by the head before she delivers a big European uppercut jacking the jaw of Serena Bennett with a ruthless shot! Serena looks dazed from that shot as Darcy comes forward once again for a BIG EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Another uppercut before Darcy begins placing Serena on the top turnbuckle! Darcy climbing up as well before delivering another big uppercut to Serena! Darcy hooking Serena as she applies the front facelock and hooks her arm around the head of Serena Bennett as she looks to go for a Superplex from the top turnbuckle! Darcy rises! AND GOES FOR IT!! Serena with a shot to the mid-section! Rapid strikes to the body by Serena! Serena refusing to be on the receiving end of a superplex! Serena using that weapon of mass destruction which is her forehead as a weapon as she now delivers a headbutt to the Specialist Champion!
Stew-O: The headbutts now coming in double! As Darcy is dazed and she’s pushed off the top turnbuckle back down to the canvas! Serena gathering herself on the top turnbuckle! Getting herself set! AS SERENA FLIES WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY CRASHING INTO DARCY MAY MORGAN!! Serena rolling off of Darcy! Pulling herself up as Darcy rises up! And Serena runs, AND CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK KNOCKING DARCY DOWN! Darcy popping up as she heads towards Serena who rises! And Serena delivers a big forearm smash to the face of Darcy May Morgan! Before she hooks her in a front facelock! And Serena looks to go for a snap suplex! Darcy blocking as she lifts Serena high vertically in the air! Darcy leans and drops Serena on the apron! Serena manages to catch herself on the apron! Darcy turns as Serena with a jumping forearm to the face of Darcy May Morgan! Darcy backed up. BEFORE SHE RUNS!! DIVING THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE FOR A SUICIDE SPEAR TAKING SERENA BENNETT AND HERSELF CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!! Both women down on the outside as the referee looks on concerned as both women hit hard on the outside after that risky move by the Specialist Champion putting it all on the line with a spear through the middle ropes! The referee a bit hesitant to count but he knows that’s a part of his job as a referee but he doesn’t want to be the reason why this match ends on a count-out! He begins counting!
Referee: ONE!… TWO…THREE!!!
Jake Mercer: Serena holding her back! Darcy though pulling herself up with the use of the steps around the performance center! Darcy rising up to her feet as she grabs the downed Serena Bennett! Serena sent inside the ring as Darcy follows breaking the referee’s count! Serena gingerly rising up to her feet as Darcy comes forward with THE DDD!!! DON’T DISS DARCY!!! BICYCLE KNEE!! Serena moves out of the way! Serena grabs Darcy from behind! BACKSTABBER!!! KNEES TO THE SPINE OF DARCY MAY MORGAN!! Serena managing to stop the champion from delivering what could have been the final blow in this match! Darcy down holding her spine! Darcy though stirring again not being down for long but noticeably in pain as Serena spots her! AND QUICKLY PLANTS HER ON HER FACE WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG!! Serena Bennett connects with the running bulldog on the specialist champ! Serena though looking around, before she quickly makes her way to the apron and climbs the top turnbuckle again! She was successful early on when she connected with the crossbody! Can she be successful again! She’s perched high! And has Darcy in her sights! But before Serena can perform whatever she was going to perform Darcy rolls herself outside the ring once again! Serena was frustrated! But she switches her position! Darcy looks up! SERENA LEAPS FROM THE TOP WITH A METEORA!! DOUBLE KNEES FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR DROPPING DARCY MAY MORGAN DOWN!! Serena rolling through up to her feet as she has a smirk on her face as Darcy lays on the floor hurting! Serena rolling herself inside of the ring! Darcy, pulling herself up with the use of the barricade! Serena isn’t done AS SHE RUNS!! AND DIVES THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE FOR A SUICIDE DIVE CRASHING INTO DARCY!!! SERENA PICKING UP SPEED AS SHE GETS UP AND RUNS IN THE RING ONCE AGAIN AND SHE RUNS OUT OF THE RING THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AGAIN FOR ANOTHER SUICIDE DIVE!!!! Serena on fire as she quickly grabs Darcy May Morgan and sends her inside of the ring! Darcy noticeable taking this onslaught of offense by Serena Bennett!
Flannery McCoy: Serena! Rolling inside the ring! Darcy getting herself somewhat together as she swings at Serena! Who blocks the incoming strike! AND WRESTLES DARCY DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!! AND SHE APPLIES THE CROSSFACE!!! CROSSFACE LOCKED IN!!! SERENA HAS DARCY MAY MORGAN EXACTLY WHERE SHE WANTS HER!! Darcy struggling as Serena begins to pull back on her neck! Serena pulling back on her neck and the tension and punishment that is being applied on the spinal cord of Darcy May Morgan has to be excruciating! Serena Bennett could fracture the spinal cord of Darcy with this move! But Darcy is not going to submit! Darcy refusing to submit! As he begins dragging herself to the ropes! Darcy dragging! Fighting! Digging her nails into the canvas as Serena Bennett repeatedly yells at her to tap out! Darcy! Dragging! Serena gets more and more intense and frustrated! AND DARCY GRABS THE ROPES!!! SHE INCHED HERSELF TO THE ROPES!! AND MANAGES TO GET TO THE SAVING GRACE! The referee tapping Serena telling her she has to break the hold and she obliges! Frustrated! Serena though with the wheels turning as she grabs the weakened champion up to her feet! Serena applying the front facelock! AND CONNECTS WITH THE SNAP SUPLEX! Serena once again makes her way outside to the apron as she begins climbing the top rope! Serena perched high! AND SHE FLIES FOR THE FROG SPLASH!!! DARCY GETS HER KNEES UP!!! SERENA CRASHING BODY TO THE KNEES OF DARCY!! Serena popping upholding her mid-section obviously in pain! Darcy rising up! As she hooks Serena Bennett. By her waist! AND SHE CONNECTS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX PLANTING SERENA BENNETT ON THE BACK OF HER NECK!! Darcy rising up with Serena in her grasp again as she switches over to the front of Serena and jumps, FOR A TORNADO DDT PLANTING SERENA BENNETT ON HER HEAD!! DARCY HOOKS THE LEG!!
Referee: ONNNEEEEEEEE…TWOOOOOOOOOO….
Stew-O: KICKOUT!!! Serena still showing signs of life in a match that has been highly competitive so far as both women have fought hard! Serena down though and this time is the vulnerable competitor as Darcy makes her way over to Serena! And begins grabbing her aggressively up to her feet pulling her by her hair as Serena fires with body shots to Darcy! But Darcy WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE OF SERENA! AND DARCY WITH ANOTHER KNEE! REPEATED KNEE STRIKES TO THE HEAD OF SERENA BENNETT!! The aggression of those knee strikes as Serena is out on her feet! Serena is standing but nobody is home as she is dazed on her feet! Darcy, FACE ACHE!!! SUPERKICK!! SERENA TURNED COMPLETELY INSIDE OUT AS SHE DROPS TO THE CANVAS!!! Darcy not looking to go for the cover as she grabs Serena up to her feet, pulling her up! And she lifts her inverted style! Darcy, she’s going for the CURTAIN CALL!! INVERTED GTS!! Serena fighting out of it though! Serena refusing to let this move connect as she begins kicking her legs free and drops off the shoulders of Darcy May Morgan! Serena FIRES A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE MID-SECTION OF DARCY! Darcy comes forward with a right hand to the face of Serena! These two competitors trading! Blows right here! As Serena comes forward with a spinning back kick to the mid-section! Darcy, JUST SLAPS THE TASTE OUT OF SERENA!!! PAINT BRUSHED HER!! Serena lowering her head before rising with an obvious rage on her face as she returns the FAVOR WITH A BRUTAL SLAP TO THE FACE OF DARCY!! :damn: Both women GRABBING ONE ANOTHER AND SIMULTANEOUSLY DELIVERING PUNCHES!!! A STRAIGHT UP HOCKEY FIGHT AS BOTH OF THEM ARE BEATING THE HELL OUT OF ONE ANOTHER! They stop the rapid strikes they were delivering as they tire out! Darcy backs up! AND GOES FOR FACE ACHE AGAIN!! Serena catches the boot this time before dropping it and delivering another knee strike to the face of Darcy! Darcy rocked as she turns! Serena quickly hooking Darcy from behind, FULL NELSON!! AND SHE PLANTS DARCY MAY MORGAN WITH A DRAGON SUPLEX!!! Serena isn’t done! As he immediately jumps ON DARCY AND APPLIES THE TRAP QUEEN!! TRAP QUEEN APPLIED AS SERENA BEGINS YELLING AT DARCY TO TAP OUT!!! DARCY STRUGGLING!!! THIS MOVE HAS PUT AWAY THE BEST IN EAW!!! DARCY MIGHT BE THE NEXT TO FALL VICTIM TO THE TRAP QUEEN!!!
Jake Mercer: Darcy! She’s refusing to tap out! Serena is going to force her to tap out! That hold is locked in deep! Darcy! SHE PULLS SERENA BY THE HAIR JUST ENOUGH TO DELIVER KNEE STRIKES TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF SERENA BENNETT!! REPEATED STRIKES!! AS SERENA RELEASES THE HOLD!! WHAT A COUNTER BY THE SPECIALIST CHAMPION!! Darcy with a handful of Serena’s hair as he pulls her up to her feet! Darcy PULLING HER IN FOR THE SITOUT SPINEBUSTER PLANTING SERENA BENNETT INTO THE CANVAS! Darcy hooking the leg of Serena!
Referee: ONNNEEEEE…..TWOOOOOOOOOOO…….
Flannery McCoy: SERENA MANAGES TO KICK OUT!! Darcy rising up signaling she’s about to end this match! Darcy grabs Serena! Up for the Inverted Go To Sleep! CURTAIN CALL!! AS DARCY GOES TO DELIVER IT! SERENA BLOCKS THE INCOMING KNEE STRIKE BY PULLING THE ARM OF DARCY FOR AN ARM DRA SENDING HER ACROSS THE RING! Darcy rising up quickly! SERENA RUNS!!! DDD!!! DON’T DISRESPECT DARCY CONNECTS!! BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE!!!! AND SERENA IS KNOCKED DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!! DARCY COVERS!!! SHE MIGHT HAVE WON THIS MATCH!!!
Referee: ONNNEEEEEEEE…..TWOOOOOOOOOOO….THRRR—
Stew-O: SERENA SOMEHOW KICKED OUT OF THE BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE!!! IT CONNECTED FLUSH!!! DARCY IS SHOCKED!!! SHE CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! Darcy shook up that the knee strike didn’t get the job done right there and she isn’t having her hand raised right now! Darcy making her way to Serena, before stomping on her! A stomp right to the lower back of Serena Bennett! AND DARCY REPEATEDLY STOMPING ON THE LOWER BACK OF SERENA BENNETT!! PUNISHING HER!! Serena shouting out in pain! As Darcy pulls Serena up! AND LIFTS HER FOR THE CURTAIN CALL ONCE AGAIN!! SERENA AS SHE’S BEING LIFTED IMMEDIATELY DROPS OFF THE SHOULDERS OF DARCY MAY MORGAN! Serena backing up as Darcy RUNS FOR THE DDD AGAIN!! SERENA CATCHES HER WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD BEFORE SHE DELIVERS THE KNEE STRIKE!!! Serena saving herself!! She couldn’t afford to be on the receiving end of another knee strike! Darcy is down as Serena! Grabbing the arm of Darcy May Morgan, AND SHE BEGINS DELIVERING REPEATED BOOTS TO THE SKULL OF DARCY!! REPEATED BOOTS!!!! DARCY IS OUT!!! SERENA WITH A RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE!! Darcy dropped! Serena hooking the leg!!
Referee: ONNNEEEE…TWOOOOOOO…..
Stew: SHE KICKS OUT!!! Serena wasting no time! As she quickly applies SERENITY!!! SERENITY APPLIED IN THE RING!!! AND SERENA BEGINS PULLING ON THE NECK OF DARCY MAY MORGAN!!! DARCY!!! SHE’S FADING!! BUT REFUSING TO TAP OUT!! SHE WON’T ALLOW HERSELF TO QUIT!!! BUT HER BODY!!! HER BODY COULD BE FAILING HER AS SHE KEEPS GOING IN AND OUT OF CONSCIOUSNESS!!! SERENA THOUGH!! PULLING WITH EVERYTHING SHE HAS!!! AND DARCY!!! DARCY’S EYES ROLLING TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD!!! AS SHE SCRATCHES THE EYES OF SERENA TO BREAK THE HOLD!! SERENA AND DARCY SCRAMBLING UP TO THEIR FEET DARCY SHOOTS FOR THE DDD!!!! BUT SERENA COUNTERS WITH A BACKSLIDE ROLL UP!!!
Referee: ONNNEEEEEEEEE…TWOOOOOOOO…THRREEEEEEEEEE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Surfin’ picks up once again as Serena Bennett scurries out of the ring on the before she is helped to her feet and raises her hands in victory as the referee declares her the victor of this match as she begins celebrating the win)
Stephie Love: HERRREEEE IS YOUR WINNNERRRR….. SEREEEENNNAAAAAAAA…BENNETTTTTTTTTT….!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: WHAT A MATCH!! A match you’ll only see on Dynasty by the way, between two elite world-class athletes who put it all on the line in the EAW performance center! That match is a main event anywhere in the world guys!
Jake: Serena just making her head bigger, I hope this isn’t the last time we see these two in a match but hopefully when Rona leaves us alone and things go back to normal we can have those fat out of shape weirdos leave their computer and cheer these women on! Is there something wrong with me? I actually miss those pencil neck fat neckbeard weirdos. :lupe:
Stew: By hook or by crook, Serena Bennett is victorious tonight!
Jake: Stew, I realize you are old but who the fuck says “By hook or by crook”
Stew: Anyways, Congratulations Serena Bennett!
(Camera shows Serena celebrating here victory before she begins to leave the ring holding her back and smiling as the camera pans elsewhere)
(The camera cuts to a commercial for Christianart featuring Drake King. Buy the next masterpiece today! Or go straight to hell! It’s your choice! :D)
Stephie Love: The following contest is your MAIN EVENT MATCH OF THE EVENING! And it is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
(“Smells Like Teen Spirit” Butch Vig Mix by Nirvana hits as Cage steps out onto the stage. He looks down the ramp with determination after coming up short last weekend at Grand Rampage. After a moment, Cage begins to make his way down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.. Weighing in at 230lbs!!! EXPLICIT CONTENT!!!! CAGEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And here is Cage! Cage had an incredible performance last weekend at Grand Rampage. He entered the 40-man Grand Rampage match as the first entrant, and lasted all the way up to the very end where he was eliminated last by Rex McAllister.
Flannery McCoy: Cage really showed us all why he’s a hall of famer here in Elite Answers Wrestling. He may not have won, but it was an incredible showing in one of the most competitive Grand Rampage matches I’ve seen in a long time!
Jake Mercer: You two are missing the point. Yeah, he did great. I get that he lasted longer than anyone else in that match, but the man still didn’t win. He wanted to main event Pain for Pride this year, but now the chances of that happening are all gone.
Stew-O: That is very true. He really wanted that victory and I wouldn’t be surprised if Cage uses a little bit of that frustration in tonight’s match. He’s looking really focused right now.
(“Another One Bites the Dust” by Queen hits, as the Visual Prophet steps out onto the stage with the EAW Tag Team Championship wrapped around his waist. He looks directly at Cage who is standing in the center of the ring. After both men make eye contact, The Visual Prophet points at Cage with a smirk on his face, and begins to make his way down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent!!! From Detroit, Michigan!!! Weighing in at 240lbs!!! HE IS ONE HALF OF THE EAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!! KING THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!
Stew-O: This is a man who really surprised everyone at Grand Rampage.
Flannery McCoy: That’s for sure! During his tag team title defense with Drake King against Sarah Price and Sierra Bradford, Viz would lock up Sierra in his Viz lock and make her tap out. It didn’t stop there though, as The Visual Prophet kept wrenching down on Sierra’s ankle after the bell rang until it looked as if he had broken her ankle.
Stew-O: It definitely didn’t rub his partner the right way, as Drake King didn’t like that one bit. He was frustrated with what Viz did to his girlfriend, as he had a talk with The Visual Prophet later on that night and said that he didn’t want Viz to get involved in his match with Lethal Consequences. What did Viz do? He showed up and helped Drake retain the championship. Drake didn’t want his help though.
Jake Mercer: Drake is overreacting. He’s still champ isn’t he? The Visual Prophet is just doing what is best for him and Drake. He is a man that does what is necessary to get the job done. Drake should appreciate what he has with The Visual Prophet.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Well there’s the bell! The Visual Prophet and Cage are slowly circling around in the center of the ring! The Visual Prophet with a stiff forearm to forehead of Cage! Cage staggers back but goes for a right hook onto King Viz! Viz is brought back but responds with a powerful back handed chop! He goes for another! And another! Each time the back of his hand whipping against Cage’s chest! Cage is clutching at his chest as The Visual Prophet grabs him by the arm and irish whips him towards the ropes! But Cage reverses it with an irish whip of his own, as it’s The Visual Prophet who gets sent towards the ropes! The King bounces back off of the ropes, as Cage bends over, getting set for a back body drop!! NO!! Viz with a kick to Cage’s chest, as Cage Pops up! Viz turns around and quickly bounces off the ropes! He charges at Cage!! RUNNING CLOTHESLINE BY VIZ!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! Cage ducks underneath the arms and continues running towards the ropes! Meanwhile, The Visual Prophet stops in his place. Cage rebounds back off of the ropes, as The Visual Prophet turns around!! RUNNING SHOULDER BLOCK BY CAGE!!! It connects, as The Visual Prophet quickly hits the mat! The King pops back up, but Cage quickly lifts him up and slams him back down onto the canvas with a German Suplex! Cage gets back up to his feet, as The Visual Prophet slowly follows right after!! Back handed slap by Cage! Another! And another! Cage is really stepping into these slaps, as the sound of his hand smacking The Visual Prophet’s chest is heard throughout this empty arena!! Another slap! Another! Viz is clenching at his chest!! Another slap by Cage!! Cage steps back.. DISCUSS LARIAT!!! THAT’S THE DIAMOND SAINT SPECIAL RIGHT THERE AND IT SENDS THE VISUAL PROPHET STRAIGHT TO THE CANVAS!!
Jake Mercer: Cage is looking down at the Visual Prophet. Viz definitely feels the effects of that lariat, as his head was nearly decapitated with that move! Cage now stops down onto Viz’s chest before making his way over to the corner! Cage begins to work his way up to the top rope!
Stew-O: But look! It’s The Visual Prophet! He’s quickly rolling under the bottom rope and out of the ring! He knows exactly what Cage has planned!!
Flannery McCoy: But Cage quickly hops off of the top rope and lands on his feet inside the ring! He runs to the far ropes, bounces back.. The Visual Prophet has no idea, as he turns around and sees Cage charging at him in the ring!! SUICIDE DIVE BY CAGE!!! NO!!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET SIDE STEPS AND SHOVES CAGE INTO THE BARRICADE AS HE WAS LANDING!!!
Referee: One… Two…
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet quickly gets on the attack, as he makes his way over to Cage who is on the ringside floor up against the barricade! Viz strikes Cage with a series of kicks and punches before lifting his opponent up and leaning him against the barricade! Viz with a forearm that catches Cage right across the face! Another! And another!! The Visual Prophet now takes a step back! He charges back at Cage!! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO CAGE’S FACE AGAINST THE BARRICADE SURROUNDING THE RING BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!! THAT WAS A BIG SHOT BY THE TAG CHAMP!!!
Referee: Three… Four… Five…
Jake Mercer: The Visual Prophet backs off away from Cage, as Cage remains leaning against the barricade after that powerful knee strike. The Visual Prophet now with a back fist onto Cage’s chest! Cage clutches at his chest as that strike definitely stings! Viz now grabbing Cage by the back of the head, then driving his knee into Cage’s abdomen against the barricade!!! Cage bends over in pain, as The Visual Prophet pulls him away from the Barricade! The Visual Prophet getting two underhooks on Cage!! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!! NO!!!! CAGE SPINS OUT OF IT BEFORE VIZ COULD LIFT HIM UP!!!! DIAMOND CUTTER BY CAGE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! The Visual Prophet reverses it by shoving Cage chest first back into the barricade!! Cage turns around due to the momentum of that shove!!! IKE TURNER SPECIAL!!!! THE SPINNING BACKFIST BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! CAGE DUCKS UNDERNEATH THE ARM AS THE VISUAL PROPHET LOSES HIS BALANCE!! HE FACES CAGE!!! DIAMOND CUTTER BY CAGE ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET IS DOWN!!!!
Referee: Six… Seven.. Eight…
Stew-O: Cage gets back up to his feet. He quickly rolls into the ring, then rolls back out to restart the count. Cage walks over to Viz and grabs him by the head. He brings the Tag Team Champion up to his feet before driving his knee into his stomach! Cage now lifts The Visual Prophet onto his shoulders in a fireman’s carry position!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT LOOK!! THE VISUAL PROPHET HAS GRABBED A HOLD OF THE BOTTOM ROPE WHILE BEING LIFTED IN THE AIR AT RINGSIDE!! CAGE IS TRYING TO PULL VIZ AWAY FROM THE RING BUT VIZ IS HOLDING ONTO THOSE ROPES!! The Visual Prophet now kicking and squirming his way for more space from Cage, as he hangs onto those ring ropes! Viz has managed to get his legs free as he is now out of the fireman’s carry position! HE’S KICKING CAGE IN THE HEAD WHILE STILL HOLDING ONTO THE ROPES!! Cage drops down to one knee, as The Visual Prophet hangs onto the bottom rope and pulls himself up onto the apron! Cage stands back up and faces Viz! DIVING CLOTHESLINE BY THE VISUAL PROPHET FROM THE RING APRON ONTO CAGE!!! IT SENDS THE HALL OF FAMER DOWN TO THE GROUND INSTANTLY!!!
Referee: One… Two… Three… Four…. Five….
Jake Mercer: Cage looks out of it, as that clothesline caught him by surprise!
Flannery McCoy: The Visual Prophet quickly grabbing Cage by the back of the head and bringing him up to his feet! Viz wraps his arms around Cage and lifts him up! Viz now faces the ring apron while carrying Cage!! AND THE VISUAL PROPHET DRIVES CAGE BACK FIRST AGAINST THE EDGE OF THE RING APRON!!! Viz keeps hold of Cage AND SLAMS HIM DOWN ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A SPINEBUSTER!!!!
Referee: Six… Seven…
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet rolls into the ring then rolls back out to restart the count! King Viz walks around his opponent, as we see Cage slowly rolling over trying to get onto his hands and knees! Viz with a strong kick to the midsection of Cage as Cage is sent back down to the floor! Cage again trying to get back up to his hands a knees, but Viz lifts him up and brings him up to his feet anyways. Viz now rolls Cage into the ring and follows afterwards.
Jake Mercer: Both men are back in the ring and Viz remains on the attack! He continues to strike Cage with kicks all around his body! Viz walks over to the corner and begins to make his way up to the top turnbuckle!!
Stew-O: But Cage sees where he’s at and what Viz is trying to do! Cage quickly forces himself up to his feet and meets The Visual Prophet in the corner as Viz is on the top rope! Right hook by Cage! Now a left! No! Viz blocks the left hook with his right arm!! Viz now with a kick from the top rope, as it forces Cage to back up! BUT CAGE QUICKLY RESPONDS WITH A RIGHT HANDED UPPERCUT THAT CATCHES VIZ RIGHT UNDER THE JAW!!! Cage quickly hops up onto the middle rope and hooks Viz’s head and arm!!! He lifts him up!!! SUPERPLEX BY CAGE!!!!!! IT CONNECTS AND CAGE QUICKLY ROLLS WITH IT AND BRINGS VIZ BACK UP TO HIS FEET TO CONNECT WITH A BRAINBUSTER ONTO HIS KNEE!!! HOOK, LINE, & SINKER IS WHAT HE CALLS THAT COMBINATION!!!! CAGE HOOKS THE LEGS!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! TWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Flannery McCoy: And there’s the kickout by Visual Prophet!!
Jake Mercer: Cage slowly gets up to his feet as he grabs Viz by the head and attempt to bring Viz up to his feet! But Viz from his knees begins connecting with punches to Cage’s abdomen!! Rights and Lefts from Viz, as he now shoves Cage!! Cage falls back against the ring ropes! He bounces back!! KISS TO THE HEAD!!!! BULLHAMMER ELBOW STRIKE BY VIZ!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!!! CAGE DUCKS UNDER THE ARM AND DODGES VIZ’S ATTACK!! Cage continues running towards the far ropes! Viz drops down to his stomach, as Cage bounces off of the ropes, and steps right over and past The Visual Prophet! Cage again bounces off of the ropes, as The Visual Prophet pops back up! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!! HE JUST USED CAGE’S MOMENTOM TO TOSS THE HALL OF FAMER ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE RING!!!!!
Stew-O: Cage hits his back against the Canvas hard but the momentum forces his body to pop up to his knees! Cage clutches at his back, as he stands up to his feet! He faces the Visual Prophet!! IKE TURNER SPECIAL!!!! SPINNING BACKFIST BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!! IT CONNECTS AND SENDS CAGE DOWN TO CANVAS INSTANTLY!!!! The Visual Prophet now drops down fo the pin!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: And Cage kicks out!
Flannery McCoy: The Visual Prophet gets back up to his feet. He grabs Cage by the head and brings him up to his feet as well. Viz now strikes Cage with his knee to the stomach! Cage bends over in pain, as The Visual Prophet pulls his head between his legs!! It looks like King Viz is going for his sit out powerbomb right here!!!
Stew-O: NO LOOK!!! Cage grabs Viz by the legs and lifts them up, as he sends Viz back first against the canvas!! Cage keeps hold of Viz’s legs, as he interlocks them with his!! He rotates Viz’s body… SHARPSHOOTER!!! SHARPSHOOTER LOCKED IN BY CAGE!!!! VIZ IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!! ALL OF THAT PRESSURE ON HIS LOWER BACK!!!
Jake Mercer: Viz is screaming in pain right now, as the referee quickly checks on him to see if he wishes to continue! Viz is shaking his head “no,” as he’s forced to battle through this pain!!!
Stew-O: You can see that Cage wants to end this right here! You can see it on the look that he has on his face!! He is wrenching back as hard as he can!! Viz may need to tap out right here!!
Jake Mercer: Don’t speak too fast Stew!! Look at The Visual Prophet! He’s rotating his hips! He’s trying to get off of his stomach and onto his back to release the pressure!! He’s turning!! Cage is trying to keep him down though!!!
Stew-O: AND VIZ SWITCHES HIS HIPS HARD AND TURNS ONTO HIS BACK!!! CAGE FALLS TO THE MAT, AS VIZ STILL HAS CAGE’S LEGS!!! VIZ LOCK!!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET LOCKS IN THE VIZ LOCK!!! HE’S DOWN ON THE CANVAS WITH HIS LEGS WRAPPED AROUND CAGE’S RIGHT LEG!!! VIZ IS WRENCHING AT THAT ANKLE!!! THIS IS THE SAME MOVE THAT CASUED SIERRA BRADFORD’S ANKLE TO SWELL UP AND TURN PURPLE!!!! CAGE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!! HE’S TRYING TO REACH THE ROPES, BUT HE’S TOO FAR AWAY!!!!! VIZ IS APPLYING AS MUCH PRESSURE AS HE CAN!!!!
Flannery McCoy: AND CAGE SITS UP AND CONNECTS A RIGHT HOOK ONTO VIZ’S FACE!! ANOTHER!!! AND ANOTHER!!!! Cage begins to scoot himself back!! Viz still has the Viz-Lock locked in, but CAGE GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!!! Viz lets go of the lock, as he rolls off to the side. Cage grabs at his ankle in pain.
Stew-O: That was absolute desperation to find a way out and he did!
Flannery McCoy: But has the damage already been done to that ankle?
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet is making it up to his feet slowly, while Cage tries to do the same with the help of the ring ropes. Cage is definitely trying to keep his weight off of that ankle and its clear that it is bothering him!
Jake Mercer: VIZ WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE ONTO CAGE AGAINST THE RING ROPES!!!
Stew-O: NO!! Cage lowers his upper body and back body drops Viz over the top rope!
Flannery McCoy: BUT VIZ HANGS ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND LANDS ON THE RING APRON RIGHT BEHIND CAGE! Cage turns his body towards The Visual Prophet, but Viz quickly dips his right shoulder down and drives it into Cage’s abdomen through the ropes! Cage clutches at his stomach after that shot! Viz again with his shoulder driving into Cage’s stomach! This time it forces Cage to turn away from the ring ropes! The Visual Prophet quickly enters the ring and grabs a hold of Cage!! REVERSE STO!!!! INTO A TWISTING DDT!! THAT’S THE VDT AND IT CRACKS CAGE’S HEAD AGAINST THE RING CANVAS!!!! The Visual Prophet slowly getting back up to his feet! He’s making his way over to the corner! He’s climbing up that top turnbuckle and looking down at Cage!! BOW TO THE HEART!!!! DIVING ELBOW DROP BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!
Stew-O: DIAMOND CUTTER!!!! CAGE JUST POPPED UP AND CAUGHT THE VISUAL PROPHET IN HIS DIAMOND CUTTER JUST AS HE WAS LANDING!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!!!
Flannery McCoy: This is an incredible back and forth matchup between two highly skilled individuals!
Stew-O: You have got that right! The Visual Prophet is still down in the center of the ring, as Cage is slowly working his way up onto his hands and knees. Cage gets up onto his right leg, but quickly drops back down to his knee due to the pain in his ankle!
Jake Mercer: LOOK!! UP AT THE STAGE!! IT’S DRAKE KING!!! THE WORLD CHAMPION IS MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING!!!!
(Cage looks back at the stage and he sees Drake King. Cage’s facial expression turns into frustration as he does want to have to deal with both of these men at the same time. Cage quickly drops down to the canvas and rolls under the ring ropes. Cage then begins to walk down the ramp a bit before he looks at Drake King and points back up at the stage)
Cage(Off-Mic): Get out of here.. Go back up that ramp!
Drake King(Off-Mic): You want me to go back up the ramp?
Cage(Off-Mic): Yes. Now leave!!
Drake King(Off-Mic): Are you frickin serious? The fun just started!
Stew-O: Well it looks like Drake King is backing up from the ring. Cage turns around and heads back over the side of the ring.. BASEBALL SLIDE BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!! IT CONNECTS AND SENDS CAGE DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! THAT DISTRACTION BY DRAKE HELPED VIZ TAKE DOWN THE HALL OF FAMER!!!
Jake Mercer: And now The Visual Prophet rolls out of the ring and grabs Cage by the back of the head and brings him up to his feet. King Champ now slides Cage back into the ring and follows him in! Drake now starts to walk back towards the as well!!
Flannery McCoy: The Visual Prophet now at the side of the ring closest to the entrance ramp. He’s looking down at Cage who is slowly working his way up to his feet in the center of the ring!! Cage up to his hands and knees! The Visual Prophet now blowing Cage a kiss as he makes it up to his feet!!! KISS TO THE HEAD!!!! BULL HAMMER ELBOW STRIKE BY KING VIZ!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!!! CAGE DUCKS UNDER THE ELBOW, AS THE VISUAL PROPHET GOES RIGHT PAST HIM!! CAGE TURNS VIZ AROUND!!! HE KICKS VIZ IN THE STOMACH AND PULLS HIM IN!!! HE UNDERHOOKS BOTH ARMS!!! CAGE IS GOING FOR THE MERCY RULE DDT!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO LOOK!!! AT RINGSIDE DRAKE KING GRABS AT CAGE’S ANKLE!!!! THE WORLD CHAMP IS PREVENTING CAGE FROM MOVING INTO POSITION AWAY FROM THE ROPES TO HIT THAT DDT!!! Cage still has both of Viz’s arms hooked, as he turns his head to face Drake King!
Cage(Off-Mic): What the hell man!?!
Jake Mercer: BACK BODY DROP BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!! CAGE SMACKS HIS LOWER BACK AGAINST THE CANVAS HARD!!! WHAT A REVERSAL BY THE KING VISUAL PROPHET!!!
Stew-O: But look! It’s the referee! He’s walking over by Drake King! The referee looks like he’s trying to get Drake King out of here!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think he saw Drake tugging on Cage’s ankle, but It’s obvious that he suspects something is going on with Drake King at ringside!
Stew-O: The referee and Drake King are going back and forth arguing about whether or not Drake got involved moments ago!! The Visual Prophet now makes his way over to the referee as he is trying to back up Drake King’s claim! The Visual Prophet definitely does not want to be disqualified for what just happened!
Flannery McCoy: But he should though! Drake got involved!
Stew-O: All three of these men are exchanging words with one another at the side of the ring. It looks like Drake may be getting thrown out!
Jake Mercer: WAIT LOOK!! ITS CAGE!!! HE’S BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND HE GETS BEHIND THE VISUAL PROPHET!!! Cage turns The Visual Prophet around and kicks him in the gut!! Cage now pulls the tag team champion in and hooks both arms!!!! MERCY RULE!!!!!! IT CONNECTS!!!!!!! CAGE HOOKS THE LEGS!!!! DRAKE CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Smells Like Teen Spirit” Butch Vig Mix by Nirvana hits, as Cage slowly gets off of The Visual Prophet. The referee raises Cage’s hand in the air before Cage walks over to the side of the ring, drops down to the mat, and rolls under the ring ropes to ringside. Meanwhile, Drake King slides into the ring and makes his way towards The Visual Prophet)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!!!!!!! CAGE!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: What an incredible match! Drake King got involved in the later moments, but his plan to help The Visual Prophet backfired badly tonight!
Flannery McCoy: That’s for sure! Cage took complete advantage of his opponent being distracted and took this victory before Drake could really start causing trouble!
(The camera shows Drake King in the ring standing right beside the body of his tag team partner. The Visual Prophet lays flat on the mat. He’s still taking in what happened, as Drake extends his arm out to him.)
Drake King (Off-Mic): We’re even now..
(The Visual Prophet looks at Drake’s hand, then closes his eyes, smiles, and nods before grabbing his hand. Drake King helps The Visual Prophet up, as both men are seen in the center of the ring speaking to one another about what just happened)
Stew-O: It doesn’t look like there are any hard feelings coming from Viz after what had just happened here tonight. These two men have had their moments. Good and bad.. But at the end of the day, they continue to show us why they work so well toge-
Jake Mercer: LOOK IT’S CHRIS ELITE!!! HE’S ON THE RAMP AND HE TAKES CAGE OUT WITH A NASTY FOREARM TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! CAGE FALLS DOWN TO HIS KNEES, AS CHRIS ELITE BEGINS FIRING AWAY WITH KICKS TO CAGE’S MIDSECTION!!
Flannery McCoy: Chris Elite now shoves Cage as it forces Cage to crash against the barricade on the side of the entrance ramp!! Cage is sitting against that barricade as Chris Elite charges at him with a knee strike to the head!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!!!! CAGE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND CHRIS ELITE BASHES HIS KNEE UP AGAINST THAT BARRICADE!!! Chris Elite is clutching at his knee and slowly working his way back up the entrance ramp! BUT ITS CAGE!! CAGE GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND GRABS CHRIS ELITE!! HE TURNS CHRIS ELITE AROUND AND TACKLES HIM TO THE GROUND!!!! CAGE IS NOW FIRING AWAY WITH PUNCHES LEFT AND RIGHT!
Jake Mercer: BUT CHRIS ELITE IS ABLE TO TURN HIS BODY AND GET ON TOP!!! NOW ITS CHRIS ELITE FIRING AWAY WITH PUNCHES!!!! NOBODY HAS CONTROL!! THEY’RE BOTH ROLLING AROUND ON THE ENTRANCE RAMP TRADING PUNCHES LEFT AND RIGHT!!!
Stew-O: LOOK! IT’S THE SECURITY GUARDS!!!
(10 large security guards dressed in all black start running down the ramp. They make their way over to Chris Elite and Cage as they try to separate the two from one another.)
Flannery McCoy: And it looks like both men have been separated by the Security Guards. They’re being held apart, but-
Jake Mercer: BUT CHRIS ELITE BREAKS FREE AND BEGINS FIRING AWAY AT CAGE WITH RIGHTS AND LEFTS AS CAGE WAS BEING HELD BACK BY THE SECURITY GUARDS!! CHRIS ELITE IS CONNECTING WITH STRAIGHT HAYMAKERS AT CAGE!!!!!
(The security guards are able to get a hold of Chris Elite again, as this time they get a better hold of him)
Stew-O: These two men have absolutely no respect for one another! They have been going back and forth for months. Even before Chris Elite was even apart of Dynasty! This is a heated rivalry that continues to boil!! What’s going to happen next!? We’ll find out next week on Dynasty!!!
(The camera shows Cage and Chris Elite being held back. They both have absolute hatred in their eyes as they look at one another. Chris Elite continues to try and break himself free again, but it’s no use. After a moment Chris Elite points at Cage and talks some trash, as Cage responds by talking trash of his own. The screen eventually fades to black)
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