(EAW intro plays)
(As always, a recap from last week’s Dynasty is shown: The show starts with Xander Payne celebrating his World Heavyweight Championship win at Reckless Wiring, making a toast to his victory along with a statement saying that the masses will learn to respect him as their new ruler. The show starts off as Voltage competitor, Lisa Wren, makes a visit to the Dynasty brand to get a victory over Mary S. Atlas who is accompanied by Holly Arrow. It then goes to the backstage area as Insurgency have a pep talk with one another, promising that they’re going to rebound by having one of them win the Grand Rampage match but first, focusing on the eight-man tag team match that they have later in the night. Afterwards, the debuting Ashley Flores gets a surprisingly quick win over Jordan Payne, making a huge statement in her first match in EAW. Andre Walker talks about his potentially record breaking New Breed Championship reign and says absolutely nobody is going to stop him from making history before his next challenger at Grand Rampage, Lisa Wren, interrupts him. She speaks her mind promising that she is not a pushover as they end the tense scene with a stare off, Andre raising his title as they do. After that Chris Elite is in action as he faces and beats another person who also suffered a crushing defeat at Reckless Wiring in the form of Jonny Airhart. The aforementioned eight-man tag team match is underway as shockingly, Insurgency get a win over the World Heavyweight Champion, Xander Payne, the PURE Champion, Adam Lucas, the New Breed Champion, Andre Walker, and Lethal Consequences with Jake getting the pin on Xander thanks to a surprising interference by one Charlie Marr. Speaking of Charlie Marr, him and fellow Ad Infinitum partner, Veena Adams, cut a promo in the ring where Veena, using her powers, gives Charlie a World Heavyweight Championship match against Xander and herself a Universal Women’s Championship match against Darcy May Morgan at Grand Rampage in a surprising scene. Harper Lee is then interviewed by Michael Belfort as she talks about the method to her madness and why she betrayed Sierra Bradford at Reckless Wiring, saying that Sierra was only a weight that was holding her down from her true potential. Later on, the match between Impact and Voltage’s SOSA Henderson ends in a no contest as New Eden come out and attack both Impact and primarily SOSA as they stand tall over SOSA in the end. And finally in the main event, Mr. DEDEDE gets another big win hot off of Reckless Wiring as he beats Charlie Marr for the victory to end the show)
(Dynasty then transitions over to the World 1 Theatre as the virtual crowd pops as the camera pans around to show them. It focuses on the stage as pyro begins to burst out in an extravagant array of colors hyping up the crowd as the show gets underway. After a bit it then transitions over to the commentary booth as Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer are seen)
Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen we are two weeks away from the highly anticipated Grand Rampage Free-Per-View as we welcome you all, to Friday Night Dynasty!
Flannery McCoy: :wow: And what a stacked card we have for you tonight! Like in our main event we have a Grand Rampage preview match with Impact going up against Voltage’s TLA, both of them having history with one another that is sure to tip over in the ring! And of course we can’t forget Charlie Marr going up against Voltage’s Darcy May Morgan as well in what should be an interesting match considering the Universal Women’s Championship match at Grand Rampage as well.
Jake Mercer: And along with that we have the fat dude versus the beautiful hair man yeah yeah, we don’t have much time here damn! We have to save some time for the big Lethal Consequences match, we don’t have time to hear you idiots speak! Come on let’s get to the show, chop chop! Pick up the damn pace!
(‘Bad Guy’ by Morrison plays throughout the arena as the crowd begins to boo at Charlie Marr as he makes his way down to the ring surprisingly alone without his partner in crime, Veena Adams. He struts down the ramp with a cocky grin on his face as he heads towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome at this time… CHARLIE MARR!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Charlie Marr has a huge match coming up against Xander Payne for the World Heavyweight Championship at Grand Rampage.. Though through some skeptical ways… He is the number one contender for the World Heavyweight Championship.
Jake Mercer: Skeptical ways? Are you joking? This man has put his blood, sweat, and tears into this business and this is how you treat him? He’s a Godsend to Dynasty, and you better recognize it. We should all be so lucky to have Charlie Marr as our World Heavyweight Champion.. Better than that oaf we have now. Not a fan of talented people Stew? Afraid of their success because you know you could never amount to that? Yeah, you seem like the jealous type.
Flannery McCoy: For the love of God he didn’t earn anything. The man went missing for how long? And when he came back what did he really do? Not much. This match is only happening because of his little toy Veena Adams.. Or maybe he’s the toy, I’m not really sure of the dynamic, but either way he’s prospering off of it.
Stew-O: Be that as it may, the match is made, and we now have Charlie here, and it looks like he has something on his mind. So if you two would pipe down, I’d actually like to hear what he has to say. Sometimes it feels like I’m refereeing children out here I swear..
(Charlie picks up a microphone and turns to the hard camera with a calm, and cool look in his eyes as ‘Bad Guy’ fades out. He takes his time to think of the words he wants to say, letting the silence fill the room, resonating in the aura of his own presence.)
Charlie Marr: May 1st, 2021. A show that has become one of the pillars of this industry will be making its yearly appearance on the calendar. And on this date, the main event that normally fills the air with the most suspense and anticipation will fall prey to the Charlie Marr effect. For the match that the Free-Per-View is named after will undoubtedly, and unfortunately take a backseat to what Charlie Marr is doing on that date. Charlie Marr versus Xander Payne for the World Heavyweight Championship. Not a position that the likes of you really thought was possible not that long ago right? Well if you check the tape of Charlie Marr you would see the level of success that I have laid behind me in my wake. Understand that your favorite Elitists, are nothing more than Charlie Marr clones, that don’t hold a candle to me. Charlie Marr is your favorite Elitist’s favorite Elitist, and that’s just a fact. I have been the backbone of Dynasty, and it’s about time that I am rewarded for all the sacrifices that I have made for this brand. With people like Xander Payne, someone like me needs to step up so that the ship doesn’t sink. Now that isn’t a fat joke; although Xander Payne is incredibly fat, I am talking about the implications of him being World Heavyweight Champion. The truth is, absolutely no one cares. No one cares if Xander Payne is World Heavyweight Champion, because he is just not that interesting. Grand Rampage is my chance to take that championship away from him, and actually make Dynasty watchable again.
Stew-O: I don’t know about that, I think Xander has done a wonderful job!
Jake Mercer: Shut up, Charlie is still speaking…
Charlie Marr: But I hear the whispers. I hear what all the people are saying, all the hot buzz over social media. You, the ignorant fans that jump headfirst into an opinion as you continue to have no actual opinions of your own, and follow the hoard mentality. But let me put that stupid “hot topic controversy” to rest right now. You may say that Veena handed this shot at the World Heavyweight Championship to me at Grand Rampage, and that she handed her Univeral Women’s Championship match to herself at Grand Rampage, but see it’s not like that at all… Though even if it was, so what? What are you going to do about it? Are you all going to get all up in arms, get your torches, and pitchforks and write mean things to me online? Is that what you’re going to do? Are you going to start a petition and send it to EAW? You know they’ll toss that shit right into the paper shredder right? EAW knows what they have, Dynasty knows what they have. They know they have an A+ player in a sea of bench players.
Charlie Marr: I don’t have to remind you of all my accomplishments, or at least I didn’t think I had to. I thought that EAW fans had some modicum of intelligence that they could remember a year or 2 ago.. But fine, let me give you the rundown of Charlie Marr. I came into this company like bat out of hell, winning the Unified Tag Team Championships with someone that was nothing more than deadweight. Then I continued on with even more success becoming co-National Elite Champion.. Now the “co” part doesn’t really matter, because there was only one star that shined in that tandem. As you can see, I’m still here, and he’s not so that point is irrelevant. Then to top it all off, I went and made myself a Triple Crown Champion when I won the EAW Championship. You all should be bowing at my feet, and thanking me for coming back. You should all be thanking Veena, for allowing you to see me win the EAW World Heavyweight Championship. You’re all just ungrateful, and it’s absolutely disgusting. I have proven throughout my entire career that I am not only the best on Dynasty, but the best that EAW has to offer. I’m not surprised that you people doubt though, because people have continuously doubted my abilities ever since I returned.. Am I the same Charlie Marr? Well of course I am, and the fact I even need to lower myself to answer such a disgraceful question speaks volumes on the lack of intelligence of this fan base. No matter what state I’m in, Charlie Marr is the best.
(Charlie Marr pauses and starts laughing to himself)
Charlie Marr: And besides.. Who the fuck would be worried about someone like Xander Payne? Shall we rewind the tape to just last week? He wasn’t even able to take a match against some Proud Boys.. As a matter of fact, he was PINNED by the Proud Boys. So my question is why? Why is this the lowly state that a once proud brand like Friday Night Dynasty has come to? This isn’t the brand that we all remember, and love. It’s horrifying to see we have people in cut off shirts, shorts, and a beer belly holding a Championship that used to mean something. But don’t worry Dynasty, because your hero is here. Charlie Marr is here to fix all that. He is going to take HIS World Heavyweight Championship, and rightfully wear it around his shoulder, because I’m the true leader that Dynasty NEEDS. And when that title finds it’s forever home, around my shoulder, I invite all of you to line up, and individually thank me.. Because that’s the least I deserve from you rotten pieces of shit for the way you’ve treated your savior..
(‘Bad Guy’ picks back up again, as Charlie Marr drops his mic down on the ground and stares down the camera before making his way out of the ring, and back up the ramp.)
Stew-O: Strong words from out Number One Contender to the World Heavyweight Champion tonight! We’ll see come Grand Rampage if he’s able to back it up!
Jake Mercer: He will..
Flannery McCoy: We’ll see, Xander Payne is going to be quite the challenge for the challenger.
Jake Mercer: Come on.. It’s not a Hot Dog Eating Competition we’re talking about, it’s WRESTLING! And in wrestling, you can’t tell me that Charlie Marr isn’t vastly superior to that cow Xander Payne..
Stew-O: Well as Flannery said, we’ll see.
(A commercial for sunglasses is shown starring Insurgency’s Maxwell)
(‘Where’s my Wonderland’ by Blood on the Dancefloor hits, as Mary S. Atlas steps out onto the stage with boos. She looks out towards the arena, then down at the ring, as she makes her way down towards it.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is a triple threat match!! Introducing first! From St. Louis Missouri! Weighing in at 125lbs!! MOST WANTED!! MARY S. ATLAS!!
Stew-O: Mary suffered a loss last week against Lisa Wren. She definitely wants to bounce back after that.
(‘UnFazed’ by Lil Uzi Vert ft. The Weeknd hits, as the crowd boos. Ashley Flores steps out onto the stage and stares out at Mary S. Atlas. Flores makes her way down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent.. From Tijuana, Mexico.. Weighing in at 125lbs!! The Golden Hand!! ASHLEY FLORES!!
Stew-O: Ashley Flores made her EAW debut last week, as she picked up a major victory to start off her career. She looks to keep that momentum going against two of Dynasty’s brightest young talents.
(‘The Outsiders’ by Eric Church hits, as Donovan Duke comes out to boos. He looks out towards the arena with a smirk on his face, as he walks down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: And their opponent.. From Stillwater, Oklahoma! Weighing in at 215lbs!! THE OKLAHOMA GENTLEMAN!! DONOVAN DUKE!!!
Flannery McCoy: Donovan Duke and the other members of Insurgency picked up a big win together last week after Charlie Marr got involved with their match and took out Xander Payne. We’ll see what he does here tonight.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go! This triple threat match is underway! Mary S. Atlas and Ashley Flores take a quick look at each other, then look right back at Donovan Duke.. AND THEY GET ON THE ATTACK!! Both Mary and Ashley have the same thing in mind, as they begin to pelt the Insurgency member with rights and lefts!! Donovan Duke tries to shield himself from these punches, but ends up forced against the side ropes! Mary with a kick to the abdomen of Duke! That kick is now followed by a knee to the stomach by Ashley!! Donovan is taking an early beating, but it doesn’t stop there, as both women grab a hold of Duke’s arms, and whip him to the far ropes at the other end of the ring! Donovan hits the ropes and bounces back.. DOUBLE LARIAT BY DONOVAN DUKE TAKES BOTH MARY AND ASHLEY DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!
Flannery McCoy: Neither Ashley or Mary were expecting that one, as Donovan took full advantage of the situation he was in. He didn’t give either of them enough time to set up their next move, and now he’s in the driver’s seat!! Mary slowly works her way back up to her feet, but as soon as she gets there, she is kicked in the stomach by Duke! Duke pulls her in.. SNAP DDT RIGHT BACK INTO THE CANVAS!! Duke gets back up where he sees Ashley Flores now getting up to her feet. He also kicks her in the abdomen, pulls her in.. THEN CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER SNAP DDT!! THIS TIME ON ASHLEY FLORES AS SHE’S DOWN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!
Stew-O: Donovan Duke rises back up to his feet and makes his way back over to Mary S. Atlas. Atlas is down on her hands and knees, but it’s Duke who grabs her by the head and hair, then raises her all the way up to her feet. Duke keeps a firm grip on the back of Mary’s head, as he walks her over to the corner, then slams her head hard onto the top turnbuckle!! That one had to hurt! Duke now turns Mary S. Atlas around, as she’s leaning with her back against the turnbuckle! CHOP TO THE CHEST BY DUKE!! ANOTHER!! AND ANOTHER!!! Mary is getting hit hard by these chops now, as her chest begins to turn a bright red!! ANOTHER CHOP BY DUKE!! DUKE AGAIN WITH HIS FIFTH CHOP TO THE CHEST OF MARY S. ATLAS!! Those shots definitely have to sting!!
Jake Mercer: LOOK FROM BEHIND!! IT’S ASHLEY FLORES WITH A ROLL UP ON DONOVAN DUKE!! SHE’S GOT HIS SHOULDERS PINNED DOWN!!
Jake Mercer: And there’s the kick out by Donovan Duke!! Ashley Flores almost snatched this victory quick just then and there!!
Stew-O: Ashley Flores and Donovan Duke scramble back to their feet.. BUT LOOK! It’s Mary S. Atlas standing on the middle rope! Neither Flores or Duke have any idea about the position that Mary is in!! They both turn their attention over to Atlas.. BUT IT’S TOO LATE!! MARY LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND TAKES THEM BOTH DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING WITH A DOUBLE DIVING TORNADO DDT!! WHAT A MOVE BY MARY AS SHE PLANTS BOTH OF HER OPPONENT’S FACES INTO THE RING MAT!!
Flannery McCoy: Donovan Duke instantly rolls himself out of the ring to avoid any more attacks. Meanwhile, Ashley Flores remains down on the canvas. Flores is slow to work up to her feet, but once she gets there.. SHE’S HIT WITH THE HEADSHOT SUPERKICK BY MARY!! That kick sends Ashley back as she slams up against the corner turnbuckles hard!! Mary doesn’t waste any time however, as she gets herself to the opposite side of the ring! Atlas stares back at Ashley, then charges in.. 9 MILES!!! THE HELLUVA KICK CONNECTS RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE OF ASHLEY FLORES!! Flores drops down into a seated position in the corner, as Mary turns around and.. PERFORMS THE STINKFACE!! MARY PRESSING HER BEHIND UP AGAINST THE FACE OF ASHLEY FLORES!! Probably one of the more humiliating moves to be hit with!!
Jake Mercer: I would gladly be humiliated then. Actually, I volunteer. :kofi:
Stew-O: Ashley tries to shove Mary off of her, but Mary is putting a lot of pressure against Ashley’s face. From the outside of the ring, we see Donovan Duke finally getting back to his feet. He’s had some time to recover, and I believe Mary notices this. Yes she does! She stops the stink face, then runs to the far ropes at the other side of the ring! She bounces off of those side ropes and heads towards Duke’s direction!! Duke looks up and sees Mary S. Atlas.. AND IT’S MARY WHO GOES FOR A TOP CONE HILO ONTO DONOVAN DUKE!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! DUKE CATCHES MARY S. ATLAS IN MID-AIR, AND SLAMS HER DOWN TO THE THINLY PADDED RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A POWERBOMB!! That powerbomb had to take the wind completely out of Mary just then!! That took a lot of energy from Duke, but he begins to make his way over to the ring, as Mary lays in pain outside of the ring. Duke slides himself back in, and begins to make his way over to Ashley Flores who just managed to get up to her feet in the corner. Duke grabs Ashley by the arm, and whips her hard to the other corner! Ashley hits the turnbuckles hard and rebounds off of them.. DEALER’S CHOICE!! SPINNING BACKFIST BY DONOVAN DUKE!!!
Stew-O: NO!! Ashley ducks her head underneath the backfist as Duke misses entirely!! Duke turns around to face Ashley.. BUT HE GETS ROCKED BY A ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM ASHLEY FLORES!! Donovan stands groggy, and that leaves Ashley with an opening! She grabs Duke and raises him up onto her shoulders!! Duke is much larger than her, so this is definitely a tough task for Ashley!! BUT ASHLEY QUICKLY STEPS HER WAY TOWARDS THE CORNER WITH DUKE PROPPED UP ON HER SHOULDERS.. AND HITS THE SNAKE EYES!! Duke’s head was just dropped down onto the top turnbuckle, as he was stunned by that!! He groggily steps out of the corner and towards the center of the ring.. BUT HE’S MET BY ASHLEY FLORES WHO WAS CHARGING IN AT HIM WITH A STIFF JUMPING KNEE!! THAT KNEE TO THE FACE SENDS DUKE STRAIGHT TO THE CANVAS!!
Flannery McCoy: Ashley is definitely finding her groove right now, as she stares down at her opponent! Donovan Duke slowly works himself up into a seated position in the ring. Ashley now runs to the ropes behind Duke! She bounces back towards him.. TUNNEL VISION!!! THE RUNNING SINGLE LEG DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD CONNECTS FROM ASHLEY FLORES!! DUKE IS DOWN AND ASHLEY HOOKS THE LEGS!! SHE PLACES HER FEET ON THE BOTTOM ROPES AS WELL FOR MORE LEVERAGE!!
Flannery McCoy: And there’s the kick out by Donovan Duke!! Mary S. Atlas slides back into the ring and charges at Ashley Flores who just got back up to her feet.. FOREARM TO THE FACE BY MARY!! ANOTHER!! AND ANOTHER!!! ASHLEY RESPONDS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! NO!! MARY S ATLAS DUCKS UNDERNEATH THE LEG, AS ASHLEY SPINS ALL THE WAY AROUND.. WELCOME TO MARYLAND!!! DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER BY MARY S. ATLAS!!!
Stew-O: Mary now slowly works up to her feet, and walks towards the downed Ashley Flores.. WAIT NO!! DONOVAN DUKE HAS JUST MADE IT TO HIS FEET, AND HE TURNS MARY S. ATLAS AROUND.. ROYAL FLUSH!! MICHINOKU DRIVER RIGHT INTO THE BODY OF ASHLEY FLORES!! DONOVAN DUKE JUST SLAMMED MARY INTO ASHLEY!! HE SHOVES MARY’S BODY OFF OF ASHLEY, AND HOOKS ASHLEY’S LEGS!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘The Outsiders’ by Eric Church hits, as Donovan Duke rises to his feet and gets his hand raised by the referee. The crowd boos heavily.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… DONOVAN DUKE!!!!
Stew-O: What a great match by all three of these Elitists, but in the end it was only Donovan Duke who emerged victorious. Big win for him tonight!!
Flannery McCoy: Most definitely! Ashley Flores showed out tonight as well as Mary S. Atlas, but Duke stole the show, and in the eyes of many, may have stolen the victory away from Mary S. Atlas at the end.
(The screen shows Donovan Duke celebrating his victory before the screen fades to black and to commercial break.)
(A commercial for the new exclusive EAW Network documentary about the story of Bronson Daniels! Where he talks about the origins of his name and how he did a reverse Michael Jackson, overcoming the racial jokes made by one person who thought that every black person looks the same, wonder who that is)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Pretty Boy Swag’ by Souja Boy hits as Jonny Airhart makes his way to the ring with all that richness and all that swag.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Atherton, California weighing in at 205 pounds he is the “Rich Pretty Boy” JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNY AIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHART!!!
Stew-O: Jonny Airhart coming out here with all of his usual arrogance in spite of his loss to Chris Elite last week. You would think that would humble him some but clearly nothing will!
Jake Mercer: When you have as much money and as much swag as he does there is nothing that can hold you back! Stop hatin’ Stew you are just jealous and wish you could be like the Rich Pretty Boy!
Flannery McCoy: Well he went off this week about his opponent calling Harper Lee a stupid skank and said he would win this match at all costs. However, hopefully he doesn’t really think Harper Lee is a wannabe because if he underestimates her then he is in for a rude awakening!
(‘Sweet Dreams’ by Eurythmics, Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart hits as Harper Lee comes out to heavy boos, looking unimpressed by her opponent in the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent from Charlotte, North Carolina weighing in at 118 pounds she is “The Endgame” HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPER LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Harper Lee went off this week talking shit about Jonny Airhart who did not respond until nearly the end of the week. I get the feeling that his silence only angered her further and then when he finally did respond and opened his mouth you have to wonder how enraged Harper is after being called a skank by Jonny.
Jake Mercer: Well there’s nothing wrong with being a skank. If that is what Harper is she should embrace it as the dirty filthy little slut she is. I know I would. :mjlit:
Stew-O: Oh nah we not touching that. But this should still be a great match and Harper doesn’t think that Jonny is going to last here in EAW. We will find that out shortly coming up here on Dynasty!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: We are underway as Harper Lee and Jonny Airhart pace around the ring before locking up Jonny with all his force pushes Harper back into the corner as hard as possible. Harper ducks under the ropes with the referee forcing the break as Jonny backs up into the center of the ring allowing Harper out to confront him once more. Oh she comin’ tho. Harper slides back into the ring to lock up with Jonny once more but this time ducks beneath his arms before the lock up. Harper slides around grabbing Jonny from behind but he hauls off with a hard elbow strike to the skull! Harper falls back into the corner but Jonny grabs her and tosses her across the ring landing down hard back first in the ring. Jonny stalking Harper with more of a silent intensity than usual. It is clear that he is determined to win taking this match very seriously with a cold and calculated style. Harper right back up as she is not going to back down and refuses to just let Jonny throw her around like that!
Stew-O: Jonny Airhart throws in a right hand… but Harper Lee blocks it with her arm! Harper firing back with repeated strikes to the face of Jonny! Now she throws in uppercuts right into his gut backing him into the corner. But Jonny grabs Harper by the neck whipping her around into the corner instead! Jonny with hard shoulder thrusts on Harper in the corner before grabbing her by the neck again tossing her across the ring. Once again Harper crashes and burns on her back in the ring. She tried to mount a fight and got some good blows in but now Jonny refuses to relent! Hard kick to the gut as Harper is lying on the mat! No! She dodged and escaped into the corner but Jonny with a Running Knee knocking her down in the corner. Repeated kicks to the face on Harper in the corner as Jonny is stopping a mudhole in Harper here tonight on Dynasty!
Jake Mercer: The referee forces Jonny Airhart to back up as Harper Lee recovers once again. But Jonny shoves past the referee grabbing Harper by the head! He slams her face first into the ring ropes then into the turnbuckle pad! Hard uppercut from Jonny catches Harper on the jaw as she falls down to the middle rope. But Jonny holding onto her hair as he drags her back to her feet and whips her across the ring. Harper holds onto the ropes… Jonny runs in… but Harper with a Dropkick! Jonny staggers back as Harper immediately goes on the assault with repeated forearm strikes to the head! Harper off the ropes… but Jonny catches her and throws her back with a Flapjack! Harper lands face first in the ring with authority as Jonny goes for the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kick out by Harper Lee! Jonny Airhart pulls Harper back up… Harper with an Enzuigiri out of nowhere! Jonny staggered… Running Clothesline from Harper takes Jonny down! Harper off the ropes… Baseball Slide connects to the downed Jonny as the boots to the head lay him out! A dazed Jonny pulls himself up in the corner as Harper charges in with a Clothesline! But Jonny counters with a hard uppercut catching her on the jaw! Harper staggers all the way across the ring as Jonny runs in… RUNNING SPEAR INTO THE CORNER! No! Harper moves out of the way and Jonny goes all the way through the ropes crashing into the metal pole and then falls to the outside! Harper climbs out onto the apron as Jonny slowly recovers on the outside… Running Meteora off the apron connects to Jonny! Harper rolling here now as she takes control of the match! Harper with a Curb Stomp to the head of Jonny on the outside shoving his face down into the mat with authority! Harper grabs Jonny and throws him back into the ring to go for a cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Hard strike to the head by Harper Lee connects to the head of Jonny Airhart! Harper off the ropes… Bicycle Kick connects to the head of Airhart taking him down! Harper runs the ropes… Springboard Moonsault connects but Harper is not yet done! Jonny sits up but Harper runs across… PRO GAMER MOVE CONNECTS throwing Jonny with the Sunset Flip into the turnbuckle pads! Jonny falls back right into the Dragon Fist from Harper! Harper then hooks the arm of the staggered Jonny… RAGNAROK CONNECTS!!! Harper with the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Somehow someway Jonny Airhart kicks out! Harper Lee thought she had it after hitting a succession of some of her most devastating moves! But Jonny does not want to be handed another L like the one he took to Chris Elite last week! He knows he can beat Harper and is determined to prove it tonight!
Flannery McCoy: Harper Lee pulls Jonny Airhart up… but the thumb to the eye!!! Jonny with a cheap shot there… and he rolls up Harper!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: JONNY HAS THE TIGHTS!!! NOT THIS WAY!!!
Jake Mercer: Kick out just barely by Harper Lee! Jonny Airhart almost stole one right then and there! Harper is pissed! DRAGON FIST CATCHES JONNY RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! JONNY COLLAPSES TO THE MAT WITH A THUD AND HE IS OUT COLD!!! Harper runs the ropes… SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR CONNECTS TO THE BACK OF AIRHART’S HEAD!!! HARPER ADDING INSULT TO INJURY! BUT SHE IS NOT DONE YET!!! Harper runs the ropes once again…
Stew-O: SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR CONNECTS AGAIN!!! HARPER HAS THIS WON!
Flannery McCoy: But she is not going for the pin? Come on Harper end this! Harper going for another SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR! STOP IT YOU ARE GOING TO KILL HIM!
Jake Mercer: No wait! Harper stopped before she hit the Curb Stomp! Harper instead grabs the limbs of Jonny Airhart twisting him around…
Stew-O: FOLDABODY IS APPLIED!!! THAT DEVASTATING MODIFIED GROUNDED OCTOPUS STRETCH! RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! JONNY AIRHART HAS NOWHERE TO GO!
Flannery McCoy: JONNY AIRHART KNOWS THIS MATCH IS OVER! IF HARPER WON’T PIN HIM AND END IT THEN HE WILL! HE TAPS OUT!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPER LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Sweet Dreams’ by Eurythmics, Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart hits to boos from the crowd.)
Flannery McCoy: Harper Lee did it! Making Jonny Airhart tap out this week she is clearly not just some skank to be underestimated! She proved tonight that she can be ruthless and is definitely one of the ones to watch here on Dynasty!
Jake Mercer: Harper Lee making a statement here tonight forcing Jonny to tap otherwise she would have just kept punishing him. Take nothing away from Jonny Airhart who dominated the early parts of this match and could have possibly won the whole thing if he had kept that up. Unfortunately, one mistake and Harper capitalized, turned the tide and never let up until the end was in sight for Jonny.
Stew-O: Harper Lee calls herself the Endgame and once she took control it really was the end of the game for Jonny Airhart. Harper betrayed Sierra Bradford at Reckless Wiring and tonight she continues to show that on her own she is not one to be fucked with.
(The camera cuts to a commercial for the new governing body of EAW the Internet Wrestling Grand Prix which will oversee all of its championships going forward.)
(Dynasty comes back from commercial break to a designated part of the World 1 Theatre backstage area set up in a very formal interview setting. The camera focuses on designated Dynasty Backstage Interviewer, Michael Belfort is seen seated in one of the chairs as he looks towards the lens with a bright smile on his face as he does so. He gives it a moment before afterwards, beginning to speak from there)
Michael Belfort: Reckless Wiring 2021 is a Dynasty exclusive Free-Per-View that we will remember for a long time. It possessed shock, turmoil, betrayal, but most importantly, and the one we’re going to be focused on today, is success. Insurgency’s Limmy Monaghan was confident of his chances heading into his PURE Championship defense in EAW’s first Fight Pit match. Expecting to face Chris Elite and him only, little did he know that his sworn enemy would be entered into the equation courtesy of Elite Answers Wrestling Chairman, Mr. DEDEDE. After MITSUBACHI was forced to forfeit his PURE Championship Number One Contendership match, Adam Lucas was added into the PURE Championship match at Reckless Wiring and in turn, tapped the Champion out, and got the victory, capturing his first Championship in EAW. A grand moment that we will be remembering for a long time that is the topic that we will be talking about tonight. So please welcome at this time, my guest, the new PURE Champion, Adam Lucas.
(The crowd pops in excitement as Adam Lucas makes his way into the frame with a slight smile on his face. He greets Michael by shaking his hand as he gets himself comfortable, taking a seat across from him and dusting himself before shifting his gaze towards the PURE Championship, which rests rightfully around his shoulder. Michael is about to continue speaking but before he’s able to say anything else, Adam stops him, simply holding his hand out as he nods before turning towards the camera)
Adam Lucas: I apologize if I’m interrupting your train of thought Michael but I just wanted to bask in the moment. Having this title around my waist gives me a sense of tranquility. Knowing that my hard work, and in my honest opinion I’ve worked very hard, I’m sure you’d agree too Michael?
(Adam turns towards Michael who nods keeping the same happy expression on his face before Adam turns back towards the camera once more)
Adam Lucas: Knowing that my hard work has been for something makes me proud, and as I said before, I am forever thankful to everyone that has supported me along the way and everyone who has believed in me, one person that comes to mind is Mr. DEDEDE, I thank you personally as well for giving me a chance. But I’d like to shift my attention towards something real quickly before we get onto the questions and that’s the former Champion, Limmy Monaghan. And I’d like to ask one thing, real simple. Have I earned it yet Limmy?
(Adam chuckles at his little callback to King of Elite, after his loss when Limmy walked into the locker room to belittle him, saying if he wanted a PURE Championship shot he was going to have to earn it, and in hindsight, Adam did just that and more. He looks towards Michael and allows him to go on as he begins to speak)
Michael Belfort: Well first I just wanted to get your initial thoughts, how are you feeling? It can be about anything, from your victory at Reckless Wiring to what happened last week, though I’m sure I already know the answer to that.
Adam Lucas: I bet you do, I’m feeling great. As much as I could talk about what happened last week you know, with everything regarding my team losing to Insurgency because of the Charlie Marr interference to fuck around with Xander, that’s not on my conscience, it shouldn’t be. I’m not focused on that because I still have that rush. That rush of adrenaline that I got out of Reckless Wiring not just the event in particular, but the whole entire week leading up to it as well. That rush was coursing through my veins and it still subsides seeing as my dreams led to reality. I’m not focused on a petty loss to four people who can’t win by themselves, I’m focused on the true matter and that’s myself winning the PURE Championship, though that shouldn’t be such a surprise to begin with anyways. So once again how am I feeling? Pretty damn good, one things for certain, absolutely not a care in the world, for now I say. Only until my next challenger makes themselves known, which by the way, I’ll happily face.
Michael Belfort: Well I’m glad to see you’re feeling good. Let’s keep that thought process of winning the PURE Championship going since that’s the topic of discussion at the moment. I know it’s been a bit rocky these past few months, but with the pay off happening as fast, faster than you expected I presume, did you ever fathom being in the position that you’re currently in right now, as quite possibly one of the top elitists that Friday Night Dynasty has?
Adam Lucas: Of course, 100%. Somehow someway I was going to find myself back in the PURE Championship picture because Limmy put out a challenge and I was going to accomplish it one way or another, but of course not as abrupt as I thought it would be initially. I didn’t expect MITSUBACHI to end up stuck in Japan before our PURE Championship number one contendership match, with my first thought being that the match was cancelled. More notably I didn’t expect Mr. DEDEDE to give a helping hand once again and enter me into the PURE Championship match at Reckless Wiring right up front, that was definitely a pleasant surprise, but I was ready for it. It was a matter of the stars aligning and lo and behold here I am right now, as your PURE Champion, things happen.
Adam Lucas: It’s funny how life goes though, you said it yourself and I won’t deny it for a second my EAW career has been rocky for a bit. From being put on the shelf by Limmy before Road To Redemption 2020, unable to compete for the PURE Championship and forced to watch from the sidelines as he won. From there afterwards returning with a vengeance and despite that ending up on the losing side of things with MITSUBACHI and James Ranger versus Insurgency, it sucked, I know, and now here I am. Here I am tapping Limmy Monaghan out, exactly what I always said I was capable of doing, and becoming the Champion he never thought I could become, once again, have I earned it? Like it or not I have Limmy. It’s been a rollercoaster if that’s the way to describe it, but I’m glad it’s paid off somehow, someway.
Michael Belfort: Well I’m glad to see everything has worked out for you in the end, great to see you as PURE Champion if I haven’t already mentioned it. My next question should be pretty simple, what’s next for Adam Lucas? Do you have any idea what that may be?
(Adam looks down at his lap for a moment, with a smile growing on his face as he thinks about it. There are so many possibilities that he can choose from, but that’s the unpredictability of the business beginning to creep through. Adam looks up and towards Michael as he begins to respond to him)
Adam Lucas: Well-
???: I’ll tell you what’s next for Adam Lucas.
(The crowd turns sour as they hear the familiar voice of Maxwell making his way into the camera frame. He has a smug look on his face as he looks towards Adam as he enters the room before looking at Michael who innocently looks at the situation unfolding)
Maxwell: Your services are not needed anymore.
Michael Belfort: :comeagain:
Maxwell: Get the hell out.
(Michael holds his hands up innocently as he stands up and makes his way out of the scene. Maxwell nods his head slowly as he calms down and takes a seat across from Adam. Adam of course stiffens up, seeing as it’s Maxwell, a member of Insurgency. You know regardless of who it is, all the members of the group have to be unhappy that the PURE Championship was taken away from that, and that puts one big red X on Adam’s back in response)
Maxwell: I’m going to be completely blunt to you when I say this, but you should not be holding that PURE Championship right now. You shouldn’t be sitting here, you shouldn’t be getting interviewed and getting the attention that we should be getting. And while you didn’t deserve to win it, Limmy didn’t deserve to lose it at Reckless Wiring either.
(Adam keeps a calm look on his face as he stares Maxwell down, letting him speak before getting his own words in as well)
Adam Lucas: If this is a challenge, and if I were you? I wouldn’t put myself through the trouble, because ask yourself this. If I was able to beat not just a member of Insurgency, AND a former World Champion and EAW Hall of Famer in the form of Chris Elite in the same match, then please give me a reason as to why I can’t beat another Insurgency member, especially you Maxwell to add on.
Maxwell: Is this even a question? Because I’m better than you, and you know it. I’m more talented, I’m more agile, I’m stronger, I’m smarter, and I am most definitely richer. This is exactly what I’m talking about though, please state your claim I swear, because I’m tired of it. I’m tired of being overlooked in Elite Answers Wrestling because being overlooked is not the position that I desire to be in. If there’s one thing that I’ve heard constantly being told about me, it’s not about my talent in the ring and how damn good I am, it’s the fact that everyone and their mother has said that I’m the most disposable member of Insurgency. That I’m the weak link, that someone like me doesn’t matter, and I’ve only been made out to be an absolute joke by my peers around me, and I don’t like the taste of that, it’s not pleasant. I want, rather need, to make a statement and bringing the PURE Championship back into the heads of Insurgency would do just that I think.
(Adam sighs as he looks up to the ceiling for a moment before shifting his attention back on Maxwell who crosses his arms)
Adam Lucas: I am a fighting Champion. Whoever the hell stands in my way is going to have to see exactly why I won this title and more. So you saying that you’re going to be the one to take it away from me? In quite possibly my first defense on the horizon? We’ll have to see about that. But to ask you a question, just some food for thought, have you ever considered that they were right about what they thought about you?
Maxwell: It doesn’t really matter if they are right or not, I know my worth around here, and it’s much more than the money I have in my possession, I am diamonds.
(Adam shakes his head with a smirk on his face as he hears what Maxwell has to say for himself)
Adam Lucas: Well the last thing this PURE Championship needs is more Insurgency. But if you want a match, more specifically a PURE Championship match at Grand Rampage, then you’ve got just that.
(The crowd cheers at Adam’s offer as Maxwell looks at him, a devious smirk growing on his face as he hears him)
Maxwell: Why wouldn’t I, if you want to cut your reign short? Gladly, wouldn’t want to put you on the shelf just like Limmy did back at Road To Redemption, you remember that? Well you better get comfortable with that because it’s happening again.
(Maxwell spits on the ground in front of Adam as he stands up and makes his way out of the room. Adam, not looking so happy in dire contrast to the start of the interview, acknowledges the sign of respect with a stiff nod as the last shot seen is him standing up and making his way out of the frame as from there, Dynasty fades out from there back into the World 1 Theatre as the crowd is buzzing for what’s next. It isn’t long before ‘Tougher Colder Killer’ by El-P ft. Killer Mike & Despot blasts through the speakers of the arena to a solid mixed reaction from the virtual crowd in response. None other than the man himself, Lethal Consequences makes his way out to the stage with a stern look on his face. He’s clearly not the happiest considering everything that has gone down these past few weeks, from losing to Xander Payne at Reckless Wiring in the Dome of Death and in turn, losing his first World Championship in nearly 8 years. Along with being forced to team with Xander of all people in a eight-man tag which was costed by Charlie Marr as well, it hasn’t gone LC’s way lately, and it’s shown on his face. In his perfect reality he would’ve still been World Heavyweight Champion, Charlie Marr would’ve been across the ring from him in Grand Rampage, but things happen, and one thing led to another and in turn he was left on the outside looking in. Questions needed to be answered and that’s what LC intended to do as he made his way down the ramp, not wasting any time whatsoever as he makes his way up the steel steps and enters into the ring. He doesn’t waste any time doing the usual theatrics in the ring, rather just asking for a microphone from the timekeeper’s area and being handed one as he makes his way towards the center of the ring. LC stands at the center of the ring and looks around, keeping that stern look on his face that he had when he entered, as ‘Tougher Colder Killer’ fades out and from there, finally, LC begins to speak, possibly)
Lethal Consequences: :dave:
(The crowd cheers (for who knows what reason) as LC begins to pace around the ring, clearly deep in thought for the moment before breaking the silence as the crowd continues to buzz, somehow excited to hear what he has to say regarding everything)
Lethal Consequences: I’m not happy, but I think that should be obvious. It stings knowing that I have to walk out here without any vanities around my waist, or resting on my shoulder. Missing a certain World Heavyweight Championship it did not go down the way I wanted it to. Xander Payne got the best of me and in turn, completely shattered my expectations for what I wanted to happen regarding Lethal Consequences’ World Heavyweight Championship reign. As much as people want to cheer me up, they want to say “LC, just be glad you got it in the first place,” my expectations are still completely and absolutely soiled. Because coming out here and dusting the loss off my shoulder is something that I can’t do like I usually do, it doesn’t work in this scenario. Because no matter how you look at it, this loss stings. I expected to be the best, I expected to face the best, I expected to be at a position that only the best could be at, and that’s the top of the card at Pain For Pride, but that didn’t happen did it? No, none of it did, because Mr. Payne got insanely lucky, very very fortunate as well.
(LC continues to pace around with no end as everyone can hear the anger in his voice. In his head he believes he shouldn’t be out here, he shouldn’t be the one talking about his defeat at the hands of Xander Payne, Xander Payne should be out here talking about his defeat at the hands of Lethal Consequences, failing another World Championship venture once more courtesy of The Inevitable. But that’s not the case is it? And that’s what makes LC painfully unhappy, it’s nothing he can hide at this point. He’s already expressed it enough but doing it inside of the ring, in front of the hard camera, is a different story, because the world is watching. Watching LC being put on a pedestal and listening patiently as he speaks his mind, and he continues to do so as he pushes on)
Lethal Consequences: If it isn’t any worse I have to hear Xander Payne brag about it now. I have to hear Mr. Payne talk about a 2 year prophecy and say that he’s better than Lethal Consequences. I had to watch him last week pour a bottle of champagne and take a drink because apparently he thinks that’s what the cool kids do. I had to watch him say that he’s the best in this company and that he deserves this more than anyone else, meanwhile what about me? What about Lethal Consequences? Well let’s just say I’ve found myself in a ditch at the moment. But as much as I could go on about how unsatisfied I am with my World Heavyweight Championship run, I’m not here to exactly dwindle on the past. There’s nothing you can do about a result when it’s already done and the only thing you can do is move on, sadly. If there’s one thing that Lethal Consequences has always done, if there’s one thing that Lethal Consequences has, might I add, consistently done in the 7 years that he’s been back in Elite Answers Wrestling is rebound. Rebound to a formidable status and consistently bring the attention on me, just another one of those days huh? There will come a time when I have a Championship again, if it’s like the National Elite Championship 2 years back, or hell maybe I can find a tag partner and go after the Unified Tag Team Championship, or maybe I find myself facing Xander Payne again, I always find a way. Because I know damn well I’m better than a good majority of the cats that linger around backstage, and I’ve shown that, as embarrassing in my head as my title reign may have been, it’s proven that there’s no counting out Lethal Consequences, so it’s just another rinse and repeat. But with the positives, come the negatives.
(LC pauses for a moment, seemingly thinking back to the time before Road To Redemption 2020, before he won the World Heavyweight Championship. It seemed like every opportunity that he got, every single chance that he got at success before the Extreme Elimination Chamber always ended in failure. He was an afterthought and it seemed predictable what the common Lethal Consequences Championship match would end up like, definitely not him standing tall as a Champion, at least that was how people perceived it, and that’s what he was going to get into)
Lethal Consequences: It’s a rinse and repeat of all the cats looking down at me. Looking down at Lethal Consequences and saying the best that he’s given constantly time after time again, even then isn’t enough to fulfill their quenching stomachs. From going after the World Heavyweight Championship from even standing across from the common cat around here, it was made apparent that people thought the only thing that I could do was disappoint. Has it not been made obvious? I mean, look at the little prediction posts that the fans do, when was the last time you’ve seen one of those with Lethal Consequences on it, and when was the last time you saw the majority rooting for me. It was always like that wasn’t it? Then when I prove them wrong, what happens? Well goddamn their mouth goes shut, “LC you did a fantastic job” yeah not like you were rooting for my opponent :dave:. I see everything, I have an eye out for anything that has my name under it, and back then it wasn’t so easy being Lethal Consequences. They say I only care when I needed to, but let’s go back. Let’s rewind the tape and let’s go back to Road To Redemption. When I won the World Heavyweight Championship and was sitting in the back, not popping champagne like the rest would do, but sitting there, like Kobe. I said word for word that nothing on my end has changed except for the day. And every day I get out of bed to be better than the last reflection I saw in the mirror the day before. Present and future, nothing changed but y’all’s perception. And it’s exactly what I’ve been seeing since 2014, 2018, 2019, it doesn’t really matter, Lethal Consequences has always been the same and it’ll stay that way. The same Lethal Consequences is what brought me to success, and the same Lethal Consequences will be responsible for my rise back to the top. When I wake up and look at that mirror, I thought, I took a nice warm shower and I contemplated. What could big LC do to make himself better than who he was at Reckless Wiring, because clearly it wasn’t enough.
(LC pauses for a moment to let what he’s said so far sink in for the moment, allowing the crowd to buzz once more in anticipation again. Instead of pacing around he stops at the center of the ring and looks towards the hard camera, plain and simple, before continuing his monologue from there)
Lethal Consequences: And it wasn’t hard to formulate an answer, it was to get back to work. I’ll admit it, I am for sure complacent. I want to make sure that I right my wrongs one way or another. And the only way I can truly see myself doing that is by winning the World Heavyweight Championship again. But there’s more questions than answers, how is that going to happen? With Charles Marr fighting for the World Heavyweight Championship at Grand Rampage, what’s the next best way that I can do what I desire here in Elite Answers Wrestling?
Lethal Consequences: The Grand Rampage match.
(The crowd pops in response as LC keeps a calm look on his face, not really enthusiastic about it, just calmed as he continues to speak from there)
Lethal Consequences: Doesn’t really matter how many people are in the match, 30 people, 40 people, one too many to count. It’s just more people standing in the way of my journey. My path to tranquility, to fulfillment. Many people would be scared of this match, but once again, doesn’t really matter to Lethal Consequences. If this is the path I have to take in order to become the World Heavyweight Champion once again and pry it off of Xander Payne’s obese limp body, then gladly. I will be seeing Mr. Payne at Pain For Pride if that is the case. It was always a matter of how I would find myself back in the title picture and this is the only way I can see fit if I can continue my ambitions of being in a World Championship match in the Pain For Pride main event. When it’s all said and done, LC does what LC does best, and that’s as stated before, get to work. And it’ll be Lethal Consequences as World Heavyweight Champion once again.
(‘Tougher Colder Killer’ plays through the speakers as LC drops his mic down and stands at the center of the ring. The virtual crowd continue to cheer surprisingly, looking to be excited to hear about LC’s inclusion in the Grand Rampage match, definitely making the entrants already The last shot seen is LC pacing around as he takes off the tank top that he has on, getting ready for the match that he’s going to have coming up after commercial break as the camera fades out from there)
(A commercial is shown for guns starring Drake King)
(Dynasty returns from commercial break as Stephie Love is shown inside the ring as ‘Tougher Colder Killer’ plays in the background from before the commercial break)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A SINGLES MATCH AND IT IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
(The camera focuses on Lethal Consequences who waits patiently in his corner, already in the ring after announcing his inclusion into the Grand Rampage match, he seems determined and ready to make a statement especially after everything that he’s said.)
Stephie Love: ALREADY IN THE RING, WRESTLING OUT OF OAKLAND, CALIFORNIAAAAAA!!! WEIGHING IN AT 230 POOOUUNNDDDDSSS, ‘THE INVITABLEEEEE’ LETHALLLLLL CONSEQEUCNESSSSSSSSS!!!
(Socially distanced crowd boos.)
Flannery McCoy: The look on LC’s face tells the story of just how he feels right now and what he just said before the commercial break tells a lot as well, he was screwed over last week and his team lost to Insurgency, and the week before that, he lost his title to Xander Payne at Reckless Wiring. I’m sure this week Maxwell will be facing the toughest and coldest Lethal Consequences we’ve ever seen, pun intended!
Jake Mercer: As corny as that was, I agree! This LC is not one to mess with, though I’m sure tonight, he’ll be dealing with more than just Maxwell. I’d be extremely surprised if one or more members of Insurgency aren’t ringside for this match, and don’t try everything in their power to cost LC whatever they can tonight.
(The sound changes to ‘Slide’ by Calvin Harris, Frank Ocean, Migos. Maxwell walks out on stage and is accompanied by fellow Insurgency member, Donovan Duke.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT!!! ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY DONOVANNN DUKEEEEE!!! WRESTLING OUT OF LAS VEGAS, NEVADA! WEIGHING IN AT 231 POOOUUNNNDSSSSS, ‘PRINNCCEEEEEE WEALLLTHHYYYYYYYYYY’ MAXWELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
(Socially distanced crowd boos once again.)
Jake Mercer: And as I said, here comes Maxwell and Donovan Duke, side by side. This is what LC will face tonight and on paper, a former World Heavyweight Champion should have the edge, but Insurgency knows exactly how to manage their numbers and use that advantage to unravel their opponent’s gameplan.
Stew-O: That they do, Jake. But if there’s any one man who can counteract that numbers advantage with skill, it’s Lethal Consequences. He’s been absolutely golden this season on Dynasty, and few men have been able to stop this run of carnage he’s been on! Will Maxwell be one of the few who can stop LC and bring a win back to Insurgency? Or will Lethal Consequences prove once more that he is one of EAW’s top dogs and he’ll do whatever he needs to in order to get back to the throne he once held? All those questions will be answered right now!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: Here we go! Lethal Consequences out of the corner, a vicious start from LC as he drives a boot into the midsection of Maxwell, now a flurry of punches to Maxwell! LC wants revenge for that loss to Insurgency last week! Lethal Consequences with a knife edge chop to Maxwell! A stinging chop off the chest of Maxwell! Here goes LC again, another big chop on the way! No! Maxwell avoids it, catching the arm of LC and shoving up backwards! Maxwell charges forwards with a surging forearm to the jaw of Lethal Consequences, now a European uppercut!
Stew-O: Maxwell fighting out of the corner against a very game Lethal Consequences tonight! Maxwell now coming off the ropes, Lethal Consequences sidesteps an attempted bicycle knee strike from Maxwell, and now LC comes off the ropes with a rolling wheel kick to the side of Maxwell’s skull! What a counter from LC, sending Maxwell tumbling through the ropes and out of the ring!
Jake Mercer: LC inside the ring, Maxwell and Donovan Duke are regrouping on the outside. Maxwell going toe-to-toe with a former World Heavyweight Champion tonight, he knows he’s going to need to be as sharp as possible! Slides into the ring, LC meets him there with a huge stomp- But Maxwell slides back to the outside just in time! LC now frustrated with Maxwell’s games, follows him to the outside of the ring, Donovan Duke jumps at LC! Lethal Consequences turns away to face Duke, who backs off now, but Maxwell lunges at a distracted LC with a nasty lariat to the back of his head!
Stew-O: The numbers of Insurgency already coming into play, Maxwell throws LC back into the ring, now using the top rope to slingshot over with a diving elbow drop to the heart of LC! What athleticism from Maxwell! He goes for the cover on LC- who kicks out before the referee can even get down for the count. Maxwell drags LC up to his feet, throws him into the turnbuckles and now goes to work! Forearms to the face of LC, now sending him neck first into the turnbuckles with a russian leg sweep! NOW MAXWELL GOING FOR A COBRA CLUTCH SLAM!
Flannery McCoy: LC with a back elbow and he breaks out of the hold, now taking Maxwell down with an arm drag. Up to his feet quickly, LC jumps at Maxwell attempting a ‘Dead Executive’! It doesn’t take as Maxwell shoves LC away from him, now the two meet in the middle! Maxwell gets the upper hand as he delivers a big knee to the midsection of LC, now lifting Lethal Consequences into the air AND DROPPING HIM SPINE FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A POWERFUL VERTICAL SUPLEX! Maxwell displaying his strength with that suspended suplex!
Jake Mercer: But he’s not done yet! LC is on a knee, trying to recover from that suplex, Maxwell is on the second rope, setting up for a missile dropkick to the back of Lc’s head! HERE HE GOES- NO! LC intercepts Maxwell before he can leave the second rope, Lethal Consequences with a step-up enziguri to the face of Maxwell! That boot of LC rocked off Maxwell’s skull, now he falls to the canvas and his head is between the top and bottom rope! HE WANTS TO USE THE ROPES TO GET TO HIS FEET, BUT LC HAS OTHER PLANS! HE SOARS THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A 619!!! THE TWO BOOTS CLATTERED OFF THE FACE OFF MAXWELL!
Flannery McCoy: A 619 from LC!! Now calling for Maxwell to get back to his feet, LC has plans for a ‘Lowdown’!! DON’T TURN AROUND MAXWELL!! HERE GOES LETHAL CONSEQUENCES- NO! MAXWELL GRABS THE ROPES AND COUNTERS WITH A FOREARM, NOW A POWERFUL BICYCLE KNEE! HE SHOOK LC’S JAW WITH THAT ONE, DONOVAN DUKE CALLING FOR MAXWELL TO END THIS ONE! HE GRABS LC’S WRIST, SPINS HIM OUT….’MONEY-MAKER’!!!! AND HE GOT THAT ONE RIGHT ON THE MONEY!! HE DELIVERS THE RIPCORD ELBOW TO THE FACE OF LC, AND THE FORMER CHAMP DROPS TO THE CANVAS!!!
Stew-O: WHERE IS MAXWELL GOING, HE COULD HAVE COVERED LC, BUT HE WANTS TO PUT A STAMP ON THIS MATCH! HE WANTS A DEFINITIVE WIN! MAXWELL NOW UP TO THE TOP, HE FLIES WITH A SWANTON BOMB!!!! BANG!!! LC GOT THE KNEES UP!!! MAXWELL’S BACK BREAKING OVER THE KNEES OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES, WHO JUST BARELY MANAGED TO COUNTER THAT SWANTON BOMB!!
Jake Mercer: Now it’s Lethal Consequences who’s up to his feet, he scrapes Maxwell up off the canvas, pointing his face towards Donovan Duke and shouting something indiscernible in his ear! HERE GOES LC!! ‘DEAD EXECUTIVE’ TO MAXWELL, WHO SNAPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS AND FALLS BACK HARD!!! NOW LC LOOKING FOR THE ‘BLACKOUT’ SUBMISSION!! THIS WOULD SURELY BE ALL SHE WROTE AND LC IS LOOKING TO WRITE HIS LEGACY IN STONE ONCE MORE!
Stew-O: HE’S GOT IT IN! LC HAS THE ‘BLACKOUT’ SUBMISSION IN, TRYING TO FINISH THIS MATCH!!! THIS SHARPSHOOTER HEADLOCK COMBINATION IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS-WAIT, DONOVAN DUKE ON THE APRON, SHOUTING AT THE REFEREE, MAXWELL IS IN A WORLD OF TROUBLE RIGHT NOW, BUT DONOVAN DUKE IS DISTRACTING THE REFEREE! MAXWELL TAPS, HE TAPS, THE REFEREE DIDN’T SEE IT! HE’S TIED UP WITH DONOVAN DUKE ON THE OUTSIDE!!!
Flannery McCoy: LC SEES IT AND HE WON’T STAND FOR IT, HE KNOWS THIS MATCH SHOULD BE OVER!! INSURGENCY WITH THE GAMES ONCE AGAIN!! NOW LC WITH A LARIAT FROM ABSOLUTE HELL THAT TAKES DONOVAN DUKE’S HEAD CLEAN OFF!!! KNOCKING HIM OFF THE APRON, DOWN TO THE FLOOR!! BUT MAXWELL HAS RECOVERED AND HE ROLLS UP LC!! NO, NOT THIS WAY, INSURGENCY ARE ABOUT TO STEAL IT AGAIN!!!
Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT!!! LC KICKED OUT AT THE VERY LAST MINUTE, HE JUST BARELY MANAGED TO ESCAPE THAT TIGHT COVER OF MAXWELL!!! BOTH MEN BACK TO THEIR FEET, LC GRABS MAXWELL AND PLANTS HIM WITH A ‘LOWDOWN’!!! HE PLANTED HIM WITH THAT SPINEBUSTER, NOW LIFTING HIM TO HIS FEET ONCE MORE!!!! ‘DEAD EXECUTIVE’ ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS MAXWELL AND SENDS HIM TO THE GROUND IN A HEAP!!
Stew-O: MAXWELL IS DOWN AND OUT, BUT LC WANTS TO RETURN THE FAVOR!!! INSURGENCY HAS CONSTANTLY SCREWED HIM OVER AND HE’S THROUGH WITH IT!! HE DRAGS MAXWELL BY HIS HAIR TO HIS FEET, MAXWELL IS ABSOLUTELY LIFELESS, LC POSITIONS HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND BLASTS HIM WITH A SPINNING ELBOW TO THE JAW, ‘LCR’!!!!!!! LC SHATTERS THE JAW WITH THAT ELBOW AND PUTS MAXWELL DOWN FOR PERHAPS THE FINAL TIME!!! LC GOES IN FOR THE COVER!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: HE DID IT, LC GETS THE JOB DONE AGAINST MAXWELL WITH HIS PATENTED ‘LCR’!!!
(‘Tougher Colder Killer’ begins to ring throughout the arena as Lethal Consequences has his hand raised by the referee.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, HERE IS YOUR WINNERRRRRRRR, LETHAL CONSEQUENCESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
(LC rips his hand down and angrily stares into the camera.)
Flannery McCoy: That was a great showing from Maxwell and Insurgency once more proved to be a dangerous threat in numbers. Though LC was on a different level tonight and proved once again why he is one of EAW’s most decorated competitors.
Stew-O: LC has been a man on a mission since losing his title to Xander Payne in the Dome of Death at Reckless Wiring. He obviously wasn’t in any mood to deal with Insurgency’s games tonight and he was able to weather that storm, coming out the other side the victor.
Jake Mercer: This does beg the question, where does Insurgency go from here? After an awful night at Reckless Wiring, they came back with a big win last week, and now fall short once again. Where will this tumultuous position land them next week?
(LC walks up the ramp and looks back at Donovan and Maxwell, who are sitting in the ring looking disappointed. The shot fades to commercial break as LC is shown walking back through the curtain.)
(A commercial for brooms is shown starring Insurgency’s Limmy Monaghan)
(Dynasty comes back from commercial break as ‘If’ by Janet Jackson is playing in the background as the camera focuses its attention on the commentary area. Lisa Wren is seen begrudgingly taking a seat as he looks towards the three people (minus Flannery) in disgust before looking ahead)
Stew-O: Thank you for joining us today Lisa.
Lisa Wren: Nah y’all I can’t believe they got me doing this. Captain save a hoe lended me for a male versus male match that he knows damn well that I have zero interest in. But you know what, whatever, I’ll sit here and look pretty, speak when I need to.
(After a while it goes from the commentary desk over to the center of the ring as Stephie Love is seen with a smile on her face before she begins to speak)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘GATTI’ by JACKBOYS & Pop Smoke hits to the cheers of the crowd as Andre Walker makes his way out from the backstage curtain with the New Breed Championship around his shoulder. He takes it and raises it up with both hands as he makes his way to the ring)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 205 pounds… HE IS THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!! THE INTUITION… ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well last week was hectic to say the least for Andre. Finding himself confronting his challenger for the New Breed Championship, Lisa Wren, and also finding himself on the losing side in a eight-man tag match against Insurgency, Andre is looking to dust himself off and keep it moving by making a statement this week!
Flannery McCoy: Well Andre is looking to rebound and make a statement to his challenger that’s sitting next to us on commentary tonight. And what better than beating an EAW Hall of Famer tonight? That is something that isn’t new to Andre, and I’m very sure that he can do the same thing tonight!
Jake Mercer: :ahh: Here comes THE BIG DAWG!!!
Stew-O: When did they ever call him the Big Dawg. :dahell:
Jake Mercer: Some backyard promotion, felt like bringing it up again because why not.
(Andre quickly jumps up onto the apron and climbs up to the top rope, looking at his title before once again raising it in the air as the virtual crowd cheers in response. Andre jumps off the top and lands on the canvas as he makes his way over to his corner, ‘GATTI’ fading out as he begins to get ready for the match at hand)
(‘Invincible’ by Pop Smoke’ plays through the speakers of the arena as the rowd gives a solid mixed reaction for Chris Elite as he makes his way out to the stage. He looks around with a determined look on his face before focusing on the ring as he makes his way down the ramp)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 210 pounds… GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS… CHRIS ELITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: As for Chris Elite last week he got a victory over Jonny Airhart coming off of a crushing defeat at Reckless Wiring. Deadset and focused, Chris looks to keep the ball rolling as he makes his intentions known for the Grand Rampage match!
Flannery McCoy: Of course and if he beats his opponent tonight that could give him some massive cred heading into the match itself. Chris has beaten bigger and badder before and has faced, and beaten, the best and his opponent tonight is absolutely no exception to the rule, let’s see how this goes!
Jake Mercer: I suddenly feel the urge to discriminate against bald people. I don’t know why but it feels like because I have long luscious hair that I’m just better than people that have none, and that’s absolutely facts the way I see it! WHY YOU BALD CHRIS?!
Lisa Wren: As much as I don’t like Andre, if I could input my opinion right here this unmelanated man gotta stop acting like he’s one of us.
(Chris quickly jumps up onto the apron as he jumps over the top rope and into the ring, looking towards the top rope as he makes his way up it. He poses on the top as the crowd cheers loudly in response, before he looks towards his opponent and jumps off and makes his way towards his corner, ‘Invincible’ fades out from there as the ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this highly anticipated matchup is underway!
Jake Mercer: Father vs son! The battle of the century! Which one of them will win?! The son with the Harvard degree?! Or the dad with the belt!
Stew-O: They’re not even related? :comeagain:
Jake Mercer: Where’s your proof huh? Exactly, that’s what I thought, back the fuck up.
Lisa Wren: I don’t blame him, both of them are a bunch of fuckboys anyways not like it makes a difference choosing who’s who.
Stew-O: :lupe: Anyways. Both Andre and Chris are circling around the ring now as they’re immediately right into the collar-and-elbow tie up! None of them are bargaining jockeying for position as Andre uses his speed to get behind Chris and lift him up and drop him down to the ground! Andre keeps a hold of him in a waist lock as Chris brings himself up to a seated position, as Chris turns it around and takes Andre down to the mat this time with a Side Headlock locked in!
Flannery McCoy: Andre quickly getting out of it as he rolls Chris up but Chris quickly pushes away before the ref can count the shoulders on the mat! Both of them are back up now, AS ANDRE STEPS FORWARD AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SWIFT CALF KICK TO HIS FACE! Chris definitely didn’t expect that as he drags himself towards the ropes and pulls himself up, nodding to himself as he quickly runs over! BUT ANDRE GRABS HIM BY HIS ARM AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BEAUTIFUL ARM DRAG!
Jake Mercer: Andre keeping ahold of the arm, but Chris quickly kips up to his feet as he transitions out of it! AND TAKES ANDRE DOWN WITH A RIPCORD LARIAT! Now it’s Chris keeping ahold of the arm and grabbing the other, AS HE STOMPS DOWN RIGHT ONTO HIS FACE WHIPPING HIM BACK DOWN TOWARDS THE MAT!
Lisa Wren: Kristopher, Chris, I don’t really care, doing a whole lot of what I’m about to do to Andre at Grand Rampage, beat his ass.
Flannery McCoy: I think Captain Charisma-
Lisa Wren: Flannery, as kind as you may be, I prefer to call him Captain save a hoe thank you very much, go back to what you were doing now.
Stew-O: Chris bringing him up once again, AS HE RETURNS THE FAVOR AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH AN ARM DRAG! Chris isn’t giving Andre a moment to breathe as Andre attempts to drag himself towards the bottom rope to collect himself, BUT CHRIS RUNS TOWARDS HIM AND SENDS HIM FLYING OUT OF THE RING WITH A QUICK BASEBALL SLIDE! Andre tumbles down to the outside as Chris is right back up to his feet, he sees where this is going! Andre is up, AS CHRIS RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK BEFORE FLYING IN THE AIR AS HE TAKES ANDRE DOWN WITH A BIG TOPE CON HILO!
Flannery McCoy: Andre is taken down to the ground as Chris isn’t wasting any time sliding back into the ring! Andre recovering as it looks like Chris isn’t done, LEAPING THROUGH THE ROPE AND TAKING HIM DOWN THIS TIME WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! He once again takes down Andre as Chris this time is grabbing him by his head and rolling him into the ring, Chris quickly jumping onto the apron as he ascends to the top! BUT ANDRE WITH HIS LAST BREATH LEAPS UP AND STUNS ANDRE WITH A JUMPING KNEE!
Jake Mercer: I don’t know how Andre was able to recover that quickly but nonetheless he’s saved himself from whatever Chris was planning next for the moment! Andre slowly climbing up to the top rope, as Chris is not wasting anytime sending punches down towards him! Andre attempting to fend them off but in his weakened state he’s finding it a challenge! AS CHRIS KICKS HIM DEAD IN HIS FACE WHICH SENDS HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE! Chris finds him in the perfect position as he braces himself, BEFORE HE GOES FOR AIMIN’ FOR THE MOON! CHRIS LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE LOOKING TO FINISH THIS MATCH EARLY WITH A BIG SPIRAL TAP!
Lisa Wren: Tells a lot if this is going to be it isn’t it? Andre getting beat by an albinoid like Kristopher gives me the perfect picture of what I’m going to expect as Grand Rampage if I like being in that intergender match or not.
Stew-O: BUT ANDRE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS CHRIS DROPS DOWN AND RECOVERS ON A KNEE AND IS MET WITH GRIMSEVER! BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO THE SKULL OF CHRIS ELITE OUT OF NOWHERE CONNECTS AS ANDRE SHOVES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND AND GOES FOR THE PIN! FOR THE WIN!
Flannery McCoy: KICK OUT BY CHRIS ELITE!
Jake Mercer: This match continues as Andre slowly drags himself to his feet, taking a moment to catch his breath before getting right back into this match! He grabs Chris by his head as he brings him up to his feet and sends him towards the ropes, AS HE ATTEMPTS A BICYCLE KICK TOWARDS CHRIS’ FACE! But Chris manages to slip under it, AS HE TRANSITIONS IT INTO AN EXPLODER SUPLEX TAKING ANDRE DOWN TO THE GROUND! BOTH OF THEM ARE NOT WILLING TO GIVE UP!
Stew-O: Both of these competitors are giving in their all but which one of their efforts is going to pay off in this match? It looks like Chris wants to be the one as he slowly gets back up to his feet and is waiting for Andre to get up as well, AS HE RUNS TOWARDS HIM AND GOES FOR OPEN YA MATA! CHRIS GOING FOR THE JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TOWARDS THE HEAD OF ANDRE!
Flannery McCoy: But Andre pushes the knee away causing Chris to tumble down to the ground! Andre quickly running to the ropes as Chris quickly gets back up to his feet, AS ANDRE SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES AND TAKES CHRIS BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! Andre quickly leaping up to the top as Chris is down on the mat, AND LEAPS OFF THE TOP AS HE GOES FOR A SPLIT-LEGGED FROG SPLASH TOWARDS THE GUT OF CHRIS!
Jake Mercer: But Chris just in time gets the knees up as it’s a painful landing for Andre as a result! Andre attempting to fight through the pain as he drags himself up to his feet, BUT CHRIS POPS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A QUICK SIT-OUT POWERBOMB TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Chris manages to get a breather in for the moment as Andre is down on the mat, both of them have given it their all in this match so far!
Lisa Wren: 🙄
Stew-O: It’s clear that a win is dire for the both of them especially heading into a Free-Per-View like Grand Rampage, making a statement is essential! Chris slowly rolling up to a knee as he waits for Andre to get up as well, BEFORE HE RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK AND GOES FOR A BASEBALL SLIDE TOWARDS THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! But Andre rolls to his right and manages to maneuver out of the way of that move! Chris slides down to the ground but is not wasting any time getting back up to his feet, BUT ANDRE QUICKLY TURNS HIM AROUND AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A WHEELBARROW FACEBUSTER!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t even know how Andre is going at the rate he is once again but he’s right back into this match! Chris slowly brings himself back up, AS ANDRE GRABS HIM AND IS LOOKING TO DROP HIM DOWN INTO A BRAINBUSTER! But Chris drops his weight as he pushes Andre towards the ropes, grabbing him by his arm and sending him into an Irish whip to the opposite pair of ropes! AS CHRIS CATCHES HIM WITH A FLUID DROPKICK! Chris isn’t done though as Andre is taken down to the mat, AND HE CONNECTS WITH A STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO FOLLOW IT UP DOWN ONTO THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!
Lisa Wren: It’s beyond me how EAW make sure to put average melanin deficients like Kritopher here above melanated wrestlers both male and female. It will continue to baffle me.
Jake Mercer: Andre taken down to the mat for the time being as Chris falls into the corner, waiting for Andre to get back up to his feet as he slowly does! BEFORE CHRIS RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR THE ALMIGHTY PUSH! POUNCE INCOMING! BUT ANDRE STEPS FORWARD AS HE CATCHES CHRIS RIGHT ON HIS JAW WITH A BIG SUPERKICK TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!
Stew-O: Chris collapses down to the ground as Andre grabs him and takes his arm before sending him towards the ropes with a big Irish whip! AS ANDRE RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A HURRICANRANA! But Chris manages to fight back as with all the strength that he has left in his body keeps him upwards, AS HE LOOKS TO TURN IT AROUND INTO A PILEDRIVER! BUT ANDRE! ANDRE DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A BIG FRANKENSTEINER!
Flannery McCoy: Chris definitely felt that as that just had to hurt! Chris slowly dragging himself up as he’s leaning against the corner for reliance, BUT ANDRE IS RIGHT BACK UP AS HE LEAPS THROUGH THE AIR AND LOOKS TO NAIL HIM WITH A BIG FOREARM! But Chris manages to move out of the way as Andre falls into the corner himself! Andre quickly makes an attempt to turn around before it’s too late, BUT CHRIS USES THE ROPES TO CONNECT WITH AN ENZUIGIRI ACROSS HIS FACE TO STUN HIM!
Jake Mercer: Chris grabbing Andre by his head now as he throws him down to the center of the ring before jumping up to the middle rope! AS HE JUMPS OFF OF IT AND QUICKLY PLANTS ANDRE DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BIG CANADIAN DESTROYER! CHRIS TRANSITIONING IT INTO A PIN ATTEMPT AS THE REF HOOKS THE LEGS!
Stew-O: BUT ANDRE GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Lisa Wren: Y’all have to for real get some common sense up in that pea sized brain. Someone who is on a potentially record breaking title reign isn’t about to go down to a Canadian Destroyer of all things, I swear.
Flannery McCoy: There’s no quit in the New Breed Champion as Chris realizes that, pulling himself back up to his feet! Chris using all his might to drag Andre up to his feet as he grabs him and sets him up, AS NOW HE LOOKS TO DROP HIM DOWN INTO FACE VALUE! CHRIS GOING FOR THE HAMMERLOCK DDT RIGHT HERE TO TAKE ANDRE OUT!
Jake Mercer: But Andre slips out now, AS HE CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE KNEECAP OF CHRIS! Chris drops down to a knee as Andre sees the opportunity to run to the ropes and back in hopes to capitalize! AS HE RUNS TOWARDS CHRIS WHO’S STILL KNEELING AND GOES FOR GRIMSEVER! RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO THE SKULL OF CHRIS ELITE!
Stew-O: WAIT! OPEN YA MATA! CHRIS OUT OF NOWHERE POPPING UP TO HIS FEET AS HE CONNECTS WITH THE JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TO COMPLETELY KNOCK DOWN ANDRE! CHRIS SEES THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY AS HE HOOKS THE LEG TO GO FOR THE PIN NOW!
Flannery McCoy: BUT ANDRE KICKS OUT! THE NEW BREED CHAMPION STILL HAS SOME FIGHT LEFT IN HIM!
Jake Mercer: Chris realizes that he’s going to have to do a lot more to keep him down as he’s right back up to his feet, Andre slowly rising up as well as he uses the ropes for assistance and I don’t think he really knows that Chris is waiting for him in the process! AS CHRIS STEPS FORWARD! HE’S GOING FOR A BOX OFFICE SMASH ATTEMPT! SUPERKICK COULD KNOCK ANDRE WALKER OUT COLD RIGHT HERE!
Stew-O: But Andre manages to move out of the way! Andre slips behind Chris as he grabs him and brings him towards the center of the ring, BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX! Chris rolls up to a knee as Andre runs to the ropes, AND KICKS HIM IN HIS FACE! But Chris manages to duck under that and end up behind Andre, BUT ANDRE GOES FOR AN ENZUIGIRI!
Flannery McCoy: But Chris ducks under that once more as he grabs one of the legs of Andre as he falls down! Chris quickly grabbing the arm of Andre now as he brings him back up, BEFORE TAKING HIM DOWN TO A KNEE WITH A QUICK RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE! Andre managing to keep his balance as Chris grabs him and throws him towards the corner now!
Jake Mercer: WAIT! WAIT! ANDRE JUST JUMPED UP TO THE MIDDLE ROPE! ANDRE USING THAT MOMENTUM! THE DAWNBREAKER OUT OF NOWHERE! CANADIAN DESTROYER OF HIS OWN PLANTS CHRIS DOWN TO THE GROUND AS ANDRE MANAGED TO USE HIS WIT TO ESCAPE OUT OF THAT! ANDRE OUT OF NOWHERE AS HE HOOKS THE LEG AND QUICKLY GOES FOR THE PIN!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘GATTI’ plays up to loud cheers as Andre Walker pulls himself up to a knee. He’s breathing heavily as he’s clearly exasperated as he takes a moment before pulling himself back up to his feet. The ref slides back into the ring as he hands him his New Breed Championship before raising his hand in victory. Andre still in a bit of pain stands at the center of the ring in his lonesome as he holds his title in his hand, spreading his arms out as the crowd continues to cheer for him as he does so)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: :wow: What an exhausting match to commentate. This was incredibly fast paced as both Andre and Chris had extraordinary adrenaline that pushed one another to their absolute limit. Both of them wanted to make a claim of their own heading into Grand Rampage and in the end only one of them could do it.
Flannery McCoy: In the end Andre solidified why he was New Breed Champion and put down a former New Breed Champion as well which is a nice little fact in it’s own right. Andre comes out on top tonight and it looks like he’s making his way over to the commentary booth. :krabs:
Lisa Wren: Nah, I can’t be bothered with this.
(Andre is seen rolling out of the ring as he turns his attention towards the commentary booth. He takes his New Breed Championship as he looks to Lisa Wren before raising it high in the air with a smirk on his face, showboating charismatically as Lisa just shakes her head)
Lisa Wren: As long as you don’t put your hands in my match against Hickey I’m not going to do a thing right now.
(Andre simply shrugs his shoulders as he turns around and makes his way around the ring. He stands at the bottom of the ramp as he takes his New Breed Championship and once again raises it in the air to the cheers of the crowd as that’s the last shot seen before Dynasty fades out from there to commercial break)
(A commercial for authentic Mauler masks now at EAWShop.com as Ronan Malosi is seen in fear behind Kassidy Heart who’s promoting it, completely unable to speak)
(The camera fades to the backstage area where under the fluorescent light, a bothered Adam Lucas makes his way through the bowels of the arena. Frustrated and annoyed after being interrupted in his interview earlier in the evening by Maxwell, the incident clearly rests on Lucas’ mind. Staring down towards the ground more, Lucas comes to a stop as an outward hand stretches out and stops him from moving forward. Lucas looks up and the camera pans for it to reveal Mr. DEDEDE leaning firm against the wall with a wide grin on his face)
Mr. DEDEDE: What’s got you all mopey and gloomy, huh?
(A displeased expression washes over Adam’s face as he goes to respond. However, Mr. DEDEDE raises a finger to motion Adam to hold it)
Mr. DEDEDE: I mean, you’re the PURE Champion! I’m not sure why you’re dragging yourself around here backstage as if you just got wronged.
(The displeased expression on Adam’s face begins to grow into one more of frustration. However, Mr. DEDEDE’s grin becomes more reassuring as he taps Adam Lucas on the shoulder. “Value” by A$AP Ferg thunders throughout the World One Theatre in the background)
Mr. DEDEDE: But trust me, regardless of how you’re feeling right now, you’re going to want to be watching this…
(Bemused, Adam watches as Mr. DEDEDE flashes a quick smile before heading to the ring. The camera fades back to the arena as Mr. DEDEDE’s music blares loud, the golden lights bathe the venue and smoke begins to billow from the stage)
Stew-O: We’ve been waiting all night to hear what the Chairman of Elite Answers Wrestling has to say about what he plans to do next but perhaps that was just a little tease of what Gawd has up his sleeve!
(After a moment, Mr. DEDEDE emerges onto the stage, soaking in the reaction from the virtual crowd before making his way down to the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome the Chairman of Elite Answers Wrestling, The Gawd!!! MIIIISSSSTTTTEEEERRRRR DDDDDDEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: We saw last week Mr. DEDEDE gained a big victory over Charlie Marr in our main event, carrying that momentum from Reckless Wiring right through to Dynasty following his big win against Jake Smith!
Jake Mercer: I’m sure Mr. DEDEDE would like to put Insurgency in the rear view mirror but I’m curious, as Stew mentioned, what he could be up to here tonight after that little interaction with our new PURE Champion, Adam Lucas.
(Mr. DEDEDE settles in the middle of the ring with a microphone in hand as “Value” by A$AP Ferg fades out)
Mr. DEDEDE: There’s nobody who is as often three steps ahead of any given opponent more than myself and I have proven that again and again even just recently. There isn’t a soul in this company, there isn’t an Elitist signed to my company, that is excluded from being manipulated, that isn’t excluded from suffering the same demise. It’s not something anyone should be surprised by, right? I’m always revolutionising the next steps for others to follow, I carve out the path that the rest follow hoping it leads to some holy destination but it only serves as a means for me to expand my great Empire. Every endeavour, every business decision grows my worth beyond whatever ‘Elitists’ can dream of but are never elite enough to actually take the risks. Yet they try to talk as I talk, try to walk as I walk. Manipulated, always. The aura I’ve constructed over the years has led us to a point where it becomes easy to exploit those who want to step before me and try to make their name at my expense. What happens when your fate is in my hands? People prepare to contend with the most brutal and punishing of matches, they let their imaginations run wild and anticipate the worst possible scenario. Look at Jake Smith. How he prepared himself for a world of suffering; he allowed the fear and the intimidation of having his world dictated by my desires and my interests to overtake him. And what did Gawdzilla do? I made everything he worked towards, everything he prepared for, everything he mentally fortified himself to face become redundant in an instant.
(The virtual crowd rises in cheers for a second, mostly at the dislike of Jake Smith and their joy watching him be defeated at Reckless Wiring)
Mr. DEDEDE: Calling it mere steps ahead is an insult to me. I’m a world ahead of all others to the point where my mere name being mentioned is enough to intimidate others, to strike fear in their hearts and to deplete themselves of any optimism. Men like Jake Smith play to the rules that I set, that I allow to exist. You move where I tell you to move, take the pieces that I instruct you to take. That expression on his face dumbfounded by the possibility that I would choose anything else other than some contest that invoked extreme or hardcore. That simple, neanderthal mind of his was incapable of thinking that something so opposite of the rest of the show would have been chosen. That’s why people like Jake Smith and Insurgency fail. That’s why so many Elitists never end up achieving even a fraction of my success or even my longevity and consistency. I was never concerned. I knew exactly how Jake Smith would respond to the idea of having to compete in a match determined by my interest, the only option that anyone would ever pick whether they had any other reason but to watch Jake suffer. Even with that advantage I held over him not once did I ever imagine myself losing. That result was inevitable, just like so many others who have dared tried to elevate themselves off the back of trying to defeat Mahatma Gawdhi. So now, I look forward to whatever lies ahead and all I have to ask is…what is next for Mr. DEDEDE? What’s next for Gawd to conquer?
(Mr. DEDEDE slowly steps back and forth, left and right, toying with the crowd anticipating his next words with bated breath)
Mr. DEDEDE: I could always enter the Grand Rampage match. We all know how much it strikes fear into the hearts of most when a name like mine is mentioned as a participant. Their ambitions suddenly take a considerable hit and it becomes a simple game of avoiding your’s truly. However, I never have been overly interested in being in the ring with a bunch of sweats, no wonder that I’ve never won it and nobody can blame me. If not Grand Rampage, I could enter myself into the World Heavyweight Championship match between Xander Payne and Lethal Consequences and once again, just like I did a year ago at Grand Rampage, I could once again crush Xander Payne’s hopes and dreams of World Championship glory; this time taking that title he covets so much away from him before he could ever truly feel like a World Champion. But I’m in a far, far more giving mood than that.
Mr. DEDEDE: There are an extreme few people who have ever proven me right when I say that they could be one of the best rising stars that Elite Answers Wrestling has to offer. Over the years, so many who I have even considered to be that have fallen to the wayside no matter the promise that they showed. And with the PURE Championship now around his waist I can say for certain that Adam Lucas has proven himself to be one of those few people to have proven me right. Even if nothing changes in the present moment, I’ll continue to keep my eye on him because he’s earned it and he deserves it. Because he’s convinced to believe in him and of those extreme few to have proved me right, even fewer can say that they ever had Mr. DEDEDE believe in them. I’ve got no doubt in my mind that Adam Lucas will have a long, great and successful PURE Championship reign.
(The virtual crowd roars in approval for Adam Lucas, applauding him for his rise in EAW and for capturing the PURE Championship. Mr. DEDEDE plays it up to the crowd, encouraging them to get more excited and pumped in their reactions)
Mr. DEDEDE: And that brings me to his next opponent, actually. Now, I’m all for new Elitists rising up and taking their opportunities when they present themselves, it’s good for the product to always have new, fresh faces. But Maxwell? They could have gotten anyone to face Adam. They could have sent Jake Smith back down to contend for the PURE Championship, they could have had Limmy Monaghan try to desperately take back that title, hell, they could have even had Donovan Duke except they peddle out the one who was at the bottom of an IDOL-GUN pin at Reckless Wiring in Maxwell. That said, no matter who it is from Insurgency that has emerged as Adam’s first contender at Grand Rampage, everything has fallen into place, everything has happened for a reason. As long as Insurgency continues to involve themselves in Adam Lucas’ business, I have no choice but to feel as if there’s still so much more that I need to do when it comes to my initial goal of ridding this company of that filth. I always see out the end of whatever it is that I aim for and that right now, for those who have stopped paying attention or simply forgotten, is to bring about the downfall of Insurgency. I’m positive that Adam doesn’t actually need my help when it comes to this particular issue but once again, Gawd is in a giving mood. Gawd giveth because I am just simply a rather charitable Gawd.
(Mr. DEDEDE ponders in the middle of the ring for a moment, contemplating his next words. The crowd murmurs with cheers in the background)
Mr. DEDEDE: When I say that Gawd is always a world ahead of others, it means that Gawd has that grander perspective. Gawd can see what’s coming next; I can see what moves you’re going to make, predict your habits, your responses and more importantly, your mistakes. I can see how Insurgency will react, I can see how Insurgency is going to try and make sure that the PURE Championship returns back into their fold. So maybe there needs to be someone out there to make sure that it doesn’t happen? Maybe there needs to be someone with a little bit of power who can ensure that Jake, Limmy and Donovan don’t get involved. Maybe, we need a special guest referee?
(The virtual crowd erupts as Mr. DEDEDE cocks a grin on his face and slowly nods up and down in agreement with their overwhelmingly positive reaction)
Mr. DEDEDE: Gawd wills it into existence, I am officially making myself the Special Guest referee for the PURE Championship match at Grand Rampage! I will make sure that nobody else from Insurgency steps inside that ring and not another soul will dictate the outcome of that match. And if in the very end, Insurgency remains standing. If in the end Insurgency continues to get involved in business that they never belonged in to begin with, then I’ll simply have to continue to knock you all down one…by…one.
(“Value” by A$AP Ferg echoes throughout the World One Theatre as the crowd once again roars in approval at the announcement with thick enthusiasm! Mr. DEDEDE drops the microphone to the canvas and soaks in the reaction from the crowd before exiting the ring and making his leave)
Stew-O: Of all the people that anyone could have watching their back and having their best interests in mind, there’s nobody better than Mr. DEDEDE himself! I’ve got no doubt in my mind that whatever plans Insurgency had on retaking the PURE Championship just got turned to ash in an instant by the Chairman himself!
Flannery McCoy: Once more Mr. DEDEDE showing himself to be multiple steps – a world in his words – ahead of his opponents. I’ve got no doubt in my mind that somewhere in this arena Jake, Limmy, Donovan and Maxwell are seething at the idea that they now need to contend with Mr. DEDEDE.
Jake Mercer: But let’s just not let it slip by how significant it is that Mr. DEDEDE has so much faith in someone like Adam Lucas. We’ve been around this company for so long that we’ve seen so many people come and go, so many who had those lofty expectations on their shoulders only to fade away or even fail to ignite at all! How long has it been since someone who Mr. DEDEDE had their eye on to earn that distinct honor he mentioned? Four? Five? Six? Seven? Eight plus years? Adam Lucas has the highest praise anyone could get and I’m not going to argue with Gawd, I think Adam has certainly earned it.
(Mr. DEDEDE turns back to the video screens of the virtual crowd clapping and cheering from home with a grin on his face as the camera fades out)
(A commercial is shown for weird satanic dolls inspired by Shane Gates and Lizzie from Sunday Night Voltage, only at Walmart, and absolutely nobody likes Walmart)
(The camera fades into Stephie Love standing at the center of the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill blasts through the speakers of the arena as immediately the virtual crowd begins to shower the World 1 Theatre in boos as Xander Payne makes his way out to the center of the stage. He looks around with a determined look on his face as he takes his World Heavyweight Championship and raises it in the air to jeers before making his way down the ramp and headed towards the ring)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 263 pounds… HE IS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!! THE PAYNEKILLER… XANDER PAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well it’s safe to say last week was very eventful for our World Heavyweight Champion. Starting the night off with a celebration of his victory, he ended up losing an eight-man tag to Insurgency along with finding out that his Grand Rampage opponent would be none other than Charlie Marr of Ad Infinitum not long after!
Flannery McCoy: Xander is looking to rebound as he faces one of the people that he suffered defeat at the hands against last week as you can tell he’s looking to get some hard revenge tonight. Xander needs to show that he’s World Championship material one step at a time, and this match could be the stepping stone he needs in order to do so.
Jake Mercer: FLANNERY! HOLD ME! THE GROUND IS SHAKING AGAIN! OH MY GOD IT’S HAPPENING! IT’S LIKE WHEN HE SET THAT BURGER KING ON FIRE A FEW WEEKS AGO!
(A slap is heard as Flannery slaps Jake out of his seat)
Jake Mercer: :mjcry: That hurt.
(Xander stops at the bottom of the ramp before making his way up the steel steps and entering into the ring. He immediately makes his way towards the center of the ring as he takes his title off his shoulder and once again raises the World Heavyweight Championship high in the air to a chorus of boos as he does so. Xander then makes his way towards his corner as he begins to get ready for his match, ‘It Follows’ fading out as he does)
(‘attack ON titan’ by Hiroyuki Sawano then plays up as the crowd once again begins to show their disapproval for Limmy Monaghan as he makes his way out from the backstage area and to the stage. Looking towards the camera he makes a cut-throat gesture towards it with a big smirk on his face before he looks towards the ring, his smirk turning into a more serious look as he makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Glasgow, Scotland… weighing in at 218 pounds… THE KING… LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well last week Limmy as a part of Insurgency in a eight-man tag match got a big victory over the EAW World Heavyweight Champion, the PURE Champion, the New Breed Champion, and one Lethal Consequences as well! And you know that’s got to be an ego-booster for not just Limmy, but the entirety of Insurgency!
Flannery McCoy: Well tonight Limmy has the opportunity of a lifetime to put himself on the map. If he can beat the current World Champion on the Dynasty brand tonight that could do wonders for his career, and we know Limmy very well, he’s betting on it! Limmy is confident as hell heading into this match and he’s coming in to prove why it’s going to go just as he says it’s going to go.
Jake Mercer: Have you ever considered if Limmy goes to the same hair salon that me and my name twin go to? I mean both my name twin and Limmy are in the same group, I wouldn’t be so shocked if my name twin referred it to him or something, who knows.
(Limmy makes his way past the bottom of the ramp and up the steel steps as he enters into the ring, making his way towards the center of the ring as he stands there, spreading his arms out as the boos grow louder in response. Limmy stands there for a moment, closing his eyes even with a big shit-eating grin on his face before making his way towards his corner to get ready, ‘attack ON titan’ fading out afterwards as the ref signals for the bell from there)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this very heated matchup is underway! Both Xander and Limmy are already right out of their corner as they’re not wasting any time trading punches! Back and forth, but Limmy grabs Xander by the head and sends a knee towards his gut getting the offense quickly in this match! Limmy turning around and running to the ropes and back, AS HE HITS A SLINGBLADE TO TAKE XANDER DOWN! BUT BEFORE HE CAN DO THAT XANDER CATCHES HIM WITH A BACK ELBOW TO THE BRIDGE OF HIS NOSE TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE MAT.
Flannery McCoy: Limmy sits up as Xander runs to the ropes and back, BEFORE LEAPING UP INTO THE AIR LOOKING TO FLATTEN HIM WITH A RUNNING SENTON! But it’s Limmy that quickly rolls out of the way as Xander crashes and burns on the canvas! Xander slowly trying to get up now as Limmy runs towards him, AND STRIKES HIM WITH A KNEE RIGHT TO HIS SKULL TO TAKE HIM BACK DOWN TO THE MAT! Both of them are absolutely teeing off on one another as Limmy isn’t wasting anytime making sure the advantage stays in his favor dragging Xander back up again and sending him into the corner with a Irish whip! Limmy running forward now, AS HE GOES FOR A CORNER CLOTHESLINE TOWARDS HIS HEAD!
Jake Mercer: But Xander turns it around and sends a back elbow towards the bridge of his nose! Limmy drops down to a knee as Xander steps forward, AND GRABS HIM BY THE HAIR AS HE SLAMS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Limmy quickly making an attempt to get up, BUT XANDER ALREADY TURNS HIM AROUND AND GOES FOR A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! But it’s Limmy that lands on his feet! Xander absolutely perplexed keeps it moving as he runs towards Limmy, BUT LIMMY TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! Xander grabbing his face as he staggers up now, BUT THIS TIME LIMMY GRABS HIM AS HE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP NOW!
Stew-O: Limmy back on the offense as he runs to the ropes and back while Xander is still down on the mat, AND CONNECTS WITH A KNEE DROP TOWARDS HIS HEAD! Xander sits up now as he slowly brings himself up, AS LIMMY GRABS HIM AND GOES FOR A VERTICAL SUPLEX! But it’s Xander that drops his weight that forces Limmy to bring him back down to the ground! Xander sending punches aimed towards his gut now as Limmy is forced to let go of him and retreat backwards for the moment, BUT THAT’S ENOUGH FOR XANDER AS HE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A STIFF LARIAT TOWARDS HIS HEAD!
Flannery McCoy: Limmy taken down to the ground as Xander brings him back up, AND GOES FOR THE RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX ONCE AGAIN BUT THIS TIME IT CONNECTS DROPPING LIMMY DOWN ONTO HIS NECK! And now Xander making his way over as Limmy slowly makes an attempt to crawl towards the ropes, AS HE DROPS HIS KNEE DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND KEEPS IT THERE! Xander mocking Limmy now adding insult to injury before bringing him back up to his feet, BEFORE LIFTING HIM UP AND DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH AN EMERALD FLOWSION!
Jake Mercer: Limmy is certainly feeling it (pause) now as Xander is teeing off mounting him and sending lefts and rights down repeatedly! Limmy quickly bringing one of his arms up and grabbing the bottom ropes as the ref makes his way over to intervene and force a rope break as Xander gets back up to his feet! Limmy pulls himself towards the bottom rope as he sits against it for the moment, BUT XANDER ISN’T WAITING AS HE GOES FOR A PENALTY KICK TOWARDS HIS FACE TO CONTINUE THE ASSAULT!
Stew-O: But it’s Limmy that quickly rolls out of the ring, as he grabs the leg of Xander and pulls him out of the ring as well! Limmy thinking smart as Xander is completely taken by surprise, AS LIMMY PUSHES HIM SPINEFIRST INTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON! That’s all that Limmy needs as he rolls him back into the ring and rolls back in as well, AS LIMMY RUNS FORWARD AND FROM THERE CONNECTS WITH A BEAUTIFUL STANDING MOONSAULT!
Flannery McCoy: Xander grabbing his gut in pain as Limmy turns around, AND GOES FOR ONE MORE STANDING MOONSAULT! But it’s Xander that gets his knees up! Limmy was just a little overzealous there as it allows Xander to get up and wait for Limmy to recover as well, AS XANDER TAKES HIM BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BIG POP-UP DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! XANDER QUICKLY TRANSITIONS AS HE HOOKS THE LEG FOR A PIN ATTEMPT!
Jake Mercer: BUT LIMMY GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Stew-O: This match isn’t over just yet as Xander is right back up to his feet and Limmy is beginning to stir as well! BUT XANDER ISN’T WASTING ANYMORE TIME AS HE GRABS HIM AND GOES FOR AN INVERTED USHIGOROSHI! But Limmy slips out of it and lands behind Xander! Xander quickly turning around in hopes of recovering, BUT IT’S LIMMY THAT LIFTS HIM UP WITH ALL OF HIS MIGHT AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A USHIGOROSHI OF HIS OWN! LIMMY HAS TURNED THE TABLES ONCE MORE!
Flannery McCoy: Limmy with the last ounce of energy he had in his body managed to take down Xander as now both of them are down on the mat! Limmy is beginning to crawl slowly but surely as Xander is beginning to show life and is looking to quickly recover before the odds worsen for him, can the World Heavyweight Champion keep afloat in this matchup? LIMMY NOT WASTING ANYTIME THOUGH AS HE STEPS FORWARD AND QUICKLY GOES FOR AN ARMOR BREAKER TO A KNEELING XANDER PAYNE! SUPERKICK INCOMING FLUSH TOWARDS HIS JAW!
Jake Mercer: But it’s Xander that manages to avoid it just in time! Xander manages to roll out of the way and up to a knee as Limmy attempts to run towards him again, BUT XANDER QUICKLY GETS UP AND DROPS HIM DOWN WITH AN OUT-OF-NOWHERE STUNNER! Limmy shoots up into the air before crumbling down to the ground as Xander follows it up, TAKING THE AIR OUT OF HIS BODY WITH A BIG RUNNING SENTON TO FOLLOW UP! That certainly hurt as Limmy is immediately rolling out onto the apron and pulling himself up with the ropes, AS XANDER RUNS TOWARDS HIM LOOKING TO KNOCK HIM OFF AND SEND HIM TOWARDS THE OUTSIDE!
Stew-O: BUT LIMMY CATCHES HIM WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZUIGIRI BEFORE XANDER CAN CONNECT! Xander stumbles back as Limmy enters back into the ring and runs towards him, BUT XANDER THROWS HIM TOWARDS THE ROPES AND POPS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! HE’S GOING FOR LAST SEDATION! THE POP-UP POWERBOMB COULD BE THE DECIDING FACTOR IN THIS MATCH RIGHT HERE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT LIMMY MANAGES TO SLIP OFF AND DROP HIM DOWN INTO A DDT! Xander did not expect that whatsoever as he rolls himself up into a seated position, AS LIMMY CATCHES HIM AND CONNECTS WITH SOULRENDER! SOLE FOOD CONNECTS AND DROPS XANDER DOWN TO THE GROUND BEFORE HE CAN EVEN GET UP TO HIS FEET! LIMMY QUICKLY REACHING FORWARD AND GOING FOR THE PIN! THE REF SLIDING DOWN FOR THE COUNT!
Jake Mercer: BUT XANDER GETS THE SHOULDER UP JUST IN TIME!
Stew-O: That’s your World Heavyweight Champion for you, he’s not going to give up so easily! Limmy slowly dragging himself up as he realizes, he knows that it’s going to be a long time before he can keep Xander’s shoulders to the mat for the three count and he looks like he’s ready to finish it off right now! Making that cutthroat gesture as Xander gets up to his feet, AS HE’S GRABS HIM! HE’S GOING FOR BLADE OF INSURGENCE! SPIKE SWINGING COMPLETE SHOT FROM LIMMY MONAGHAN RIGHT HERE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT XANDER UNWINDS HIMSELF AND PULLS LIMMY INTO OVERDOSE! DISCUS PALM STRIKE OUT OF NOWHERE TURNS IT AROUND AND SENDS LIMMY DOWN TO THE GROUND! NOW IT’S XANDER KEEPING LIMMY’S SHOULDERS TO THE MAT THIS TIME, WILL THIS BE IT?!
Jake Mercer: BUT LIMMY LIVES TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY!
Stew-O: And the former PURE Champion definitely felt that as blood is beginning to slowly drip out of the nose of Limmy Monaghan as attempts to heave himself up to his feet. But as you can see, Xander is already up before him! Xander quickly grabbing him as he legitimately throws him into the corner! Limmy backed up as Xander is teeing off with punch after punch raining down onto him! Xander bringing Limmy down to a seated position not stopping until the ref is forced to make his way over and split them up! BUT XANDER SHOVES THE REF AWAY AS HE RUNS TOWARDS LIMMY AND GOES FOR A CANNONBALL!
Flannery McCoy: But it’s Limmy that manages to roll himself out of the way as Xander crashes into the bottom turnbuckle! Limmy using all of his might to get out of that predicament as he quickly crawls away from harm before Xander can recover and get back on track! Xander is back up onto his feet though as he’s fighting through the pain and dragging Limmy up to his feet, but it’s Limmy that grabs him by his head and pulls him in slamming a knee into his gut forcing Xander down to a knee! Xander definitely didn’t expect that as Limmy grabs onto both of his arms, AND CONNECTS WITH A KAMIGOYE RIGHT TOWARDS HIS FACE!
Jake Mercer: Xander completely knocked down to the ground now as he drags himself towards the ropes in hopes that somehow he can get himself back on track, BUT LIMMY ISN’T WAITING FOR HIM AS HE STEPS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK ACROSS HIS JAW! ARMOR BREAKER CONNECTS SENDING XANDER DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION!
Stew-O: BUT LIMMY ISN’T DONE AS HE’S CONNECTING WITH MULTIPLE ARMOR BREAKER SUPERKICKS MAKING SURE XANDER STAYS DOWN FOR THE COUNT, AND XANDER HAS GONE COMPLETELY LIMP! XANDER IS DOWN ON THE MAT AS LIMMY ISN’T DONE AND DRAGS XANDER UP TO HIS FEET!
Flannery McCoy: CUT-THROAT SUPLEX! SNAP SLEEPER SUPLEX DROPS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION RIGHT ONTO HIS NECK! LIMMY HAS HIM DOWN AS HE QUICKLY ROLLS BACKWARDS AND GOES FOR THE PIN! THIS MIGHT REALLY BE THE END OF THE MATCH RIGHT HERE AS THE REF BEGINS TO COUNT!
Jake Mercer: WHAT THE?! BUT XANDER PAYNE STILL GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Stew-O: Limmy is in complete disbelief! What is it going to take to keep Xander down?! What does Limmy have to do?! I’m sure all of these thoughts are running through his head right now as he’s getting back up to his feet, waiting for Xander to do so as well as he’s trying to process what to do next, I think he actually expected to get the victory off of it! Limmy pointing his finger gun now as Xander is attempting to stagger up to his feet, I don’t know if he knows what Limmy has in store for him at the very moment! SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM LIMMY!
Flannery McCoy: AS HE GOES FOR DECODE! ELEVATED SINGLE UNDERHOOK DDT AS LIMMY TRANSITIONS THROUGH! THIS COULD BE THE END OF THE MATCH IF LIMMY IS ABLE TO CONNECT WITH THIS FINISHING MOVE!
Jake Mercer: BUT WAIT! Xander manages to slip out and stumble onto his feet! How is that even possible! Limmy looking in confusion as he turns around, WAIT! XANDER THROWS HIM TO THE ROPES AND BACK, HE’S GOING FOR LAST SEDATION! ONE MORE ATTEMPT AT THE POP-UP POWERBOMB!
Stew-O: WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! LIMMY SLIPS BEHIND XANDER! NO WAY! BLADE OF INSURGENCE! SPIKE SWINGING COMPLETE SHOT OUT OF NOWHERE PLANTS THE CHAMPION DOWN TO THE GROUND! LIMMY PRACTICALLY COLLAPSES ON XANDER AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN NOW! LIMMY MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE TO BEAT A WORLD CHAMPION RIGHT HERE AND NOW AND STAKE HIS CLAIM AT THE BIG LEAGUES!
Flannery McCoy: XANDER HAS THE ROPES! XANDER PUTS A LEG ON THE BOTTOM ROPE AS THE REF STOPS THE COUNT BEFORE HE CAN FINISH IT! WHAT IN THE HELL?!
Jake Mercer: And now you can see the absolute shock on the face of Limmy Monaghan as now it looks like he’s seen a ghost! Now as it’s clear Limmy is at his wit’s end especially after what happened earlier in the match! There has been absolutely no keeping down Xander and he’s shown just why!
Stew-O: LIMMY ISN’T WASTING ANYTIME! IN PURE ANGER HE GRABS XANDER AND BRINGS HIM BACK UP BEFORE GOING FOR BLADE OF INSURGENCY! IF LIMMY CONNECTS WITH THE SPIKE SWINGING COMPLETE SHOCK RIGHT HERE HE COULD ACTUALLY FINISH THIS MATCH OFF! BUT IT’S A LITTLE TO EARLY TO BE ASSUMING!
Flannery McCoy: But it’s Xander that manages to slip out and turn it around before kicking Limmy in the gut! AS HE LIFTS HIM UP! AND CONNECTS WITH PAYNEKILLER! PAYNEKILLER! PACKAGE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS AS XANDER NEEDED TO CONNECT THAT IF HE WANTED TO GET BACK INTO THIS MATCH! XANDER LEVELING THE PLAYING FIELD AS HE QUICKLY GOES FOR THE PIN ON LIMMY MONAGHAN!
Jake Mercer: BUT LIMMY GETS THE SHOULDER UP THIS TIME!
Stew-O: Oh my god. Both of them have thrown everything they’ve got at them and even then it hasn’t been enough for either! Limmy knows he can make a grand statement by beating Xander tonight but Xander isn’t staying down! And Xander knows this is a match he needs to win heading into Grand Rampage to rebound off of his shortcoming last week and get back on track, but Limmy isn’t letting him go down so easily! Which one of them is going to give tonight?!
Flannery McCoy: Well I think we’re about to find out right now as Xander is slowly dragging himself back up to his feet in hopes that he can recover just in time to maybe cap this match off right here! Limmy is slowly dragging himself up as he falls right into Xander, AS XANDER THROWS HIM TO THE ROPES AND BACK AND GOES FOR LAST SEDATION! POP-UP POWERBOMB MIGHT CALL FOR A MEANS TO AN END RIGHT HERE!
Jake Mercer: But Limmy manages to jump over Xander as he waits for Xander to turn around, BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A BICYCLE KNEE! But Xander manages to move out of the way, AS HE RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR OVERDOSE! But this time it’s Limmy that manages to duck under the Discus Palm Strike! Xander stumbles backwards but turns around, AS LIMMY LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TOWARDS HIS FACE! Limmy running to the ropes and back now as Xander is making an attempt to collect himself!
Stew-O: XANDER! XANDER! LAST SEDATION! POP-UP POWERBOMB TAKES LIMMY DOWN TO THE MAT! BUT HE ISN’T DONE EITHER AS HE GRABS LIMMY AND BRINGS HIM UP! BEFORE TAKING HIM DOWN INTO A PAYNEKILLER AS WELL! PACKAGE PILEDRIVER FOR GOOD MEASURE AS HE KNOWS THERE’S A VERY GOOD POSSIBILITY THAT ONE WON’T BE ENOUGH AS HE HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘It Follows’ fades up as Xander completely slouches down to the ground after he hears the bell ring. Completely out of breath he grabs the bottom rope and pulls himself towards it and sits against it for a good moment. He takes a few deep breaths as the ref helps him up to his feet before handing him the World Heavyweight Championship. Xander makes his way towards the center of the ring as the ref from there raises his hand in victory as Xander uses the other to raise his title in the air as well to the boos of the crowd. Xander afterwards then continues his celebration from there, going up to the top rope and yelling at the virtual crowd with adrenaline rushing through him after getting the victory in this match)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… XANDER PAYNE!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: That was one excellent match that we just saw tonight! In case you didn’t get the hint throughout, none of them wanted to go out! They both had a point to prove and that was shown as they put up one hell of a war each tonight! An absolutely outstanding match which is not a shocker from a World Champion and a future World Champion here tonight!
Flannery McCoy: In the end it took two of Xander’s finishers to make sure Limmy stayed down for the count and that’s a testament to just how good this young man is. He pushed a World Champion to his absolute limit and should be proud of that meanwhile Xander continues his reign of terror, definitely putting Charlie Marr on notice coming into Grand Rampage. Nonetheless, congratulations to Xander on the victory!
(Xander is seen rolling out of the ring as he looks towards the camera that is following him. He points towards himself, bragging as he takes the World Heavyweight Championship and raises it high in the air as boos follow him once more from the virtual crowd. The last shot seen is Limmy Monaghan being tended to in the ring, looking absolutely pissed that he wasn’t able to get the victory tonight as Dynasty fades out to commercial break)
(A commercial is shown for Andre Walker’s guide on how to become a middle-aged Republican for a week)
(Dynasty comes back from commercial break as “ME” by Taylor Swift ft. Brendon Urie hits in the arena to the absolute detest of the crowd as Veena Adams walks out to the ring, looking past the boos from the audience. She has a leather jacket over a white shirt on, along with leather boots and jeans, and of course, a microphone in her hand.)
Jake Mercer: Oh my god I can’t wait to finally hear from wifey. :blessed:
Stew-O: Since when did you have a crush on Veena? :comeagain:
Jake Mercer: Since she fired Serena Bennett.
Flannery McCoy: Weren’t you the person who believed that you were black for the longest time what’s your problem with Serena?
Jake Mercer: Must’ve been the clone that I made.
Stew-O: Well… I have some bad news for you because you have to get through Charlie Marr first.
Jake Mercer: He’s literally bald.
(Veena gets into the ring and takes no time before talking as “ME” quickly fades away)
Veena Adams: These last few weeks have been very eventful for me. You know, I returned on Voltage, told Dykey May Morgan that she’s trash and put her on notice …and then I los- wait. I have no memory of that actually, my only other appearance was costing that dumbfuck Darcy her match against Minerva. The best Voltage return ever if you ask me. Then next week on Dynasty I gave myself and king Charlie World Title matches BECAUSE I CAN!! I felt like being Universal Women’s Champion so I’m gonna be Universal Women’s Champion. Then on Voltage 2 days later I cost Darcy May Whoregan her match against Ahren Fournier!! Oh… I just love my position so, so much. I can literally do anything!
(Loud boos from the crowd are heard)
Veena Adams: :comeagain: What’s that I hear? You have a problem with me doing what I want? What are you gonna do about it…? Cry? GOOD. I love when you idiotic fans cry me a river. But, now, why, oh why, did Veena Adams fuck around and go back to Voltage to cost little Darcy her match again? Ehhhh, it’s quite easy honestly. I just want to make Darcy my bitch. My little whore who keeps crying because she can do nothing against my power. And well, I’ve been having a lot of fun doing that, I won’t lie. But I think I spent a bit too much time having fun on Voltage because of Captain Charisma’s dumbness, so we’re back to the homecourt and the only show that matters, Dynasty. Darcy hasn’t been over here in a bit, and I don’t care about the time she was here for her few Grand Prix matches, in which she looked like a joke by the way, or that time she spinned the wheel because who cares about Whoreper Pee anyways she’s way too irrelevant to fathom. But Darcy was after all on Dynasty last season. What were her accomplishments? Uhmm… Uhhmmm… nevermind I don’t care. I can’t remember her accomplishments on this brand because they’re way too irrelevant and seeing her ugly face along with hearing her speak has had me losing enough brain cells to keep thinking about her. But speaking of her ugly face, you guys have seen that picture that Charlie shared on social media?? With Darcy’s ugly, fat ass face? :mjlol:
(Crowd starts once again, booing louder for Veena.)
Veena Adams: Oh come on. I swear none of you pricks can ever be happy. But alright, to accommodate you little shits, I want to be nice, something that’s a very, very rare occasion. So, I’d like to invite the “AMAZING”, (not) very CHARISMATIC, and of course your UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION (sadly), Darcy May Morgan, back to Dynasty!
(Veena turns towards the stage with a sarcastic smile on her face as before long “Spotlight Saviour” by Iggy Azalea hits with the crowd giving a loud reaction as Darcy May Morgan walks out in her ring gear, along with a jacket and her signature sunglasses, along with her Universal Women’s Championship on her shoulder, taking a fast walk to the ring)
Flannery McCoy: Seems like Veena wants to be “nice” for once. I don’t know how much I believe that is happening.
Jake Mercer: Veena Adams is always nice, did you not see what she had to say towards Darcy? Did you hear how encouraging it was?!
Stew-O: That wasn’t nice at all.
(Darcy gets a microphone from the ringside crew and then gets in the ring as “Spotlight Savior” fades away.)
Darcy May Morgan: Oh my god can you shut the fuck up already? I honestly don’t even care about what you’ve been saying about me, you’re just way too annoying to ignore. Veena you’re absolutely hot garbage and if anything an easier defense for me than Harper Lee was. I said I’d take on anyone and put the women’s division on the map so I don’t mind facing you but what I mind is you allowing yourself to run your mouth like that. You genuinely present yourself a case for the most irritating person in all of EAW and we have people like Charlie Marr in this company, ironic how both of you are in a team together. Do you ever shut the fuck up for once and fight me without blindsiding me? I get you’re not the most capable competitor but at least be a real fucking woman for once. All you’ve been doing is getting in the middle of my matches and costing me said matches instead of actually stepping up to me and fairly fighting me.
Darcy May Morgan: But even looking past that. YOU are Veena Adams. :mjlol: Do you honestly believe someone as untalented and ungifted in the ring as you can take MY Universal Women’s Championship? The Leading Lady’s Universal Women’s Championship? I’ll give you an early prediction and let you know that it’s impossible for you to beat me and you’re just setting yourself up for failure if you continue to believe that.
Veena Adams: :mjlol:
Darcy May Morgan: And what is there to laugh about?
Veena Adams: Little girl with one phone call I can end your entire title reign and career in this company…. buuut, I’d rather teach you a lesson the hard way. After all, it’s been way too long since I’ve done that after firing Serena Bennett and Riley McCray. For a long while now way too many people have been overlooking my skills in the ring, and it is about damn fucking time that I get the respect I deserve–
(Crowd starts booing even louder after hearing Veena’s statement.)
Veena Adams: Yeah, it seems like there’s no reason to bother about earning anyone’s respect, there’s a reason I’m a dickhead to everyone because they’re just the same back to me. So anyways, what’s a better way to show off how good I am than by winning my first title in EAW, since it’s been way too long that I’ve been giving these blokes on my roster opportunities over myself. And what’s a better way of winning your first title than winning a World Championship??
Darcy May Morgan: Yeah, I think it’s time I shut you up. I really cannot be bothered with your annoying ass wave of overconfidence because you obviously don’t get what being a champion is, given that you have never been one. Veena, please, you make Harper Lee look like Hall of Fame competition compared to you. If you had any sort of impressive skills you would’ve been acknowledged as a World Championship contender and would be getting the respect you say you rightfully deserve a long time ago. But no, Veena, you aren’t what you say you are. You aren’t a main eventer player, no, and you’re only here, and have all the power you have because of your last name. You would be a nobody without Ryan–
Veena Adams: And you would also be a fucking nobody without Ryan Adams deciding to save your life by giving you an EAW contract, okay bitch?
Darcy May Morgan: Let me speak, “okay bitch”? You need to get that it’s easier said than done, AND considering what I had to do to finally get this title, you know, COUNTLESS losses while being Ms. CITV, and a lot of those being on FPVs, and every misstep before becoming the CITV briefcase holder, I guarantee you Ms. Adams that it’s going to be a thousand times harder than you could ever expect to take THIS title away from me.
(Darcy raises her Universal Women’s Championship up in the air for a bit, before putting it back on her shoulder.)
Darcy May Morgan: For how long I have worked for this, I am going to be holding this title for a very, very long time, and you, Veena, are not going to be the end of this reign, and the end isn’t anytime soon.
Veena Adams: Yeah, yeah. I get the respect you have going for the person who can fire you right now. But you know what… YOU have earned my respect at least, so you, princess, have the ring.
(Veena Adams “respectfully” leaves the microphone on the ground and slowly goes to the ring ropes, as Darcy has a confused look on her face, not expecting that reaction from Veena.)
Flannery McCoy: Wow. Veena Adams seems to have finally been a good person for once, living up to what she said earlier and is giving Darcy the spotlight for once.
Stew-O: Yeah, I’m surprised that Veena is for once acting like this, there sure must be something we don’t get yet, AND LOOK–
Jake Mercer: YASS QUEEN!! VEENA JUST PUNCHED THE FUCK OUT OF DARCY RIGHT IN HER DIRTY NOSE!! SHE LITERALLY KNOCKED DARCY’S TITLE OFF HER SHOULDER!!! WHAT A GOAT!!! :goat:
Stew-O: And now Veena Adams slides out of the ring just in time before Darcy could get a hold of her!
Jake Mercer: Such a smart strategy from my future wife, and now look at her, making fun of Darcy on the entrance ramp.
Flannery McCoy: I wonder, do you and Persephone run Veena Adams fan accounts and have massive beef with each other?
Jake Mercer: Yes– No… Maybe.
Flannery McCoy: Well there are only two Veena Adams fan pages and they hate each other… coincidentally enough one of them started their account after Reckless Wiring when the Visual Prophet was embarrassed against Charlie Marr.
Jake Mercer: Hi.
(It isn’t long afterwards that “Bad Guy” by Morrison hits to absolutely deafening boos from the crowd as soon as they hear it. Adding insult to injury for the Universal Women’s Champion, Charlie Marr comes out in his ring gear with a leather jacket onto the stage to Veena’s delight.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Tower Hamlets, London, United Kingdom… weighing in at 240 pounds… THE CONSCIENCE OF EAW… CHARLIE MARR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Speak of the devil, here comes Charlie Marr who suffered a tough loss at the hands of Mr. DEDEDE in last week’s main event.
Flannery McCoy: Although he lost, we also found out that he would be the number one contender for Xander Payne’s World Heavyweight Championship when Veena Adams used her power to place him in the match set for Grand Rampage. This all happened following an interference that Charlie did that cost Xander Payne his match.. Despite all of that you can tell that this is a match that Charlie needs to win, especially after Veena’s cheap shot that we just saw a few minutes ago.
(Charlie stops at the end of the ramp, where Veena is as he takes off his entrance jacket, ready for his match against the champion, currently standing in the ring. Ad Infinitum laugh together at Darcy May Morgan, who signals Charlie to get into the ring as ‘Bad Guy’ begins to fade out)
Stephie Love: And already in the ring… From London, England.. Weighing in at 130lbs.. Representing Voltage!! She is the EAW Universal Women’s Champion!! THE LEADING LADY!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!
Stew-O: Last week, we found out that Darcy’s opponent at Grand Rampage would be none other than Veena Adams when Veena inserted herself into a Universal Women’s Championship match against Darcy May Morgan!! The message sent to Darcy before the match courtesy of Veena was definitely a sign of disrespect as I’m sure Darcy is going to keep a close eye on her antics along with beating her partner in the process, so I bet Darcy is ready to show Veena what’s coming her way at Grand Rampage!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: There’s the bell, and boy do we have a matchup right here. At one end of the ring it’s the man who humiliated The Visual Prophet and number one Contender for Xander Payne’s World Heavyweight Championship, Charlie Marr. And at the other end of the ring, we have The Leading Lady, and EAW Universal Women’s Champion, Darcy May Morgan. This is definitely a Dynasty vs Voltage Showcase match that has a lot of hype going around it!
Flannery McCoy: You’ve got that right, Stew, and this match is starting up with both Marr and Darcy tying up in the center of the ring! Charlie is much stronger and uses his strength to his advantage, as he shoves Darcy back into the corner turnbuckles! Marr presses Darcy against the turnbuckles, then catches her across the chest with a swift chop! Darcy clutches at her chest! That had to sting, and now Charlie grabs Darcy by the arm, walks her out of the corner, then kicks her in the midsection! Charlie pulls Darcy May Morgan in.. AND GOES FOR A SNAP SUPLEX!!
Stew-O: NO!! The Universal Women’s Champion manages to slip herself out and lands off to the side of Charlie Marr! FOREARM TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD BY DARCY MAY MORGAN! That shot hurt Charlie Marr, as Darcy May Morgan turns around.. AND CONNECTS WITH A BACKFLIP HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN!! Incredible athleticism on display by Darcy May Morgan!!
Jake Mercer: Charlie quickly gets himself over to the side ropes, and uses them to help himself up to his feet.. BUT HE’S INSTANTLY TAKEN BACK DOWN AFTER GETTING HIT HARD IN THE ABDOMEN BY A RUNNING KNEE FROM DARCY!! Marr is down on the canvas now with his chest facing up towards the ceiling of the arena! Darcy steps right beside him.. AND CONNECTS WITH A MOONSAULT KNEE DROP AS HER KNEES DRILL RIGHT INTO THE CHEST AND UPPER ABDOMEN OF CHARLIE MARR!!
Stew-O: That had to knock the wind right out of Charlie! We can see that Charlie feels as if he is in a horrible situation right now, as he also begins to roll closer to the side of the ring. He makes it over to the ropes and begins to use them to work up to his feet from the ring apron side. At the other end of the ring, it seems like Darcy May Morgan is watching him closely.. She’s waiting for him to get into position. Marr stands on the ring apron, and leans against the ropes.. AND DARCY MAY MORGAN CHARGES IN WITH A SUICIDE SPEAR!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! NO! NO! Charlie Marr side steps out of he way, as Darcy May Morgan misses completely! The Universal Women’s Champion crashes down hard to the thinly padded ringside floor during her landing. Missing that spear may have cost the champion!
Stew-O: I believe that Charlie realizes this as well, as he hops off of the ring apron and begins to head towards Darcy who is down on the ground. Marr steps up to Morgan, as Darcy slowly gets up to her hands and knees. Charlie grabs at Darcy’s head and hair now.. AS HE HEADBUTTS HER WITH HIS HEAD!! DARCY DROPS TO THE FLOOR!! Charlie is definitely a ruthless talent that we enjoy here on Friday Night Dynasty, and he’s showing exactly why that is right now! Darcy is slowly trying to get to her hands and knees, but Marr stomps down onto her!! Marr continues to pelt Darcy with the stomps, and they continue to drop her to the floor, as the referee gets to a ring out count of eight!! Marr instantly moves away from the Champion, and heads towards the ring, where he slides himself in, then slides right back out to restart the count! Because of this, Darcy was able to get herself up to her hands and knees.. Now she’s kneeling up on one knee.. Now to her feet!!! BUT IN AN INSTANT GETS TAKEN BACK DOWN WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE BY CHARLIE MARR!!
Jake Mercer: The Dropkick Darling is down outside of the ring, as Marr reaches down and grabs her by the head and hair. He pulls her up, and walks her towards the ring, before sliding her inside. Marr then follows up and hooks the legs for the pin!!
Stew-O: Kickout at one and a half by the Champion!! Charlie is going to need to do more than that to put Darcy May Morgan away! Charlie rises back up to his feet, and reaches down to grab Darcy. He lifts her up, and brings her up to her feet as well. Marr now grabs at her wrists and whips her hard to the far ropes! Darcy hits the ropes hard, then rebounds back towards Charlie!! It looks like Charlie is setting up for the Headmaster Ritual!! BUT DARCY MAY MORGAN LANDS HER FACE ACHE BICYCLE KICK INSTEAD!! That kick landed right in the center of Charlie Marr’s face, and instantly sent him straight down to the canvas of the ring!! Charlie tries to roll towards the corner, as he sits up against the turnbuckles, but as soon as he gets there, it’s Darcy May Morgan who remains on the attack as she fires away with brutal knee shots to the face of Marr!!
Flannery McCoy: Darcy has definitely been using her knees well during this match. She’s connected with multiple knee strikes and it is what’s been keeping her in this match against the much bigger and stronger Charlie Marr! Darcy continues these knee strikes, then instantly reaches down to grab Charlie Marr. She brings him up to his feet, as he leans up against the turnbuckles! Forearm shot to the face by Darcy! Another!! And another!! The Universal Women’s Champion now grabs Charlie’s body and props him chest up on the middle ropes in the corner. What does Darcy have in mind here?! KNEE STOMP!! KNEE STOMP IN THE CORNER BY DARCY MAY MORGAN CONNECTS AS CHARLIE MARR CRUMBLES DOWN TO THE RING MAT!!
Jake Mercer: She literally leaped into the air, and drilled her knees into the body of the propped Charlie! That had to hurt!
Flannery McCoy: For once I can agree with you there, but it doesn’t look like Darcy is going to stop anytime soon, as she is now scaling up to the top rope! Marr slowly works his way up to his hands and knees, then up to his feet. He looks up at Darcy May Morgan!! DIVING DOUBLE KNEES BY DARCY!!!
Stew-O: NO!! SHE WAS CAUGHT IN MID AIR SLAMMED STRAIGHT INTO THE RING MAT BY A FALLING POWERBOMB FROM CHARLIE MARR!! Marr just brought the Universal Women’s Champion down with tremendous force!! There is no doubt in my mind or anyone’s mind that Charlie is fighting this match with Xander Payne’s World Heavyweight Championship in mind. Imagine the emotions that Marr is going through right now. Knowing that he has a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship at Grand Rampage, and having a match against another reigning World Champion weeks before on Dynasty? For Charlie to put this one away and defeat Darcy May Morgan would be huge for him!
Flannery McCoy: Charlie makes his way over to the side ropes. He exits out and stands on the ring apron, as he firmly grips onto the top rope. What’s this? Marr pulls back on the ropes and propels himself into the air!! SLINGSHOT ELBOW DROP DOWN ONTO DARCY MAY MORGAN!! CHARLIE MARR JUST LANDED HIS ELBOW RIGHT INTO THE CHEST OF THE CHAMPION, AND NOW SHE’S CLUTCHING AT HER CHEST, STRUGGLING FOR AIR!! Marr gets off of Darcy, as she rolls off to the side of the ring. She uses the ropes for assistance back up to her feet, Charlie walks over to her. Darcy has no time to defend herself, as Charlie kicks her in the abdomen!! Marr now wraps his arms around the head of Darcy, then lifts her body up with his brute strength so that her feet hang over the middle ropes! Marr looks out to the arena.. AND CONNECTS WITH THE LAST JUDGEMENT!! ROPE HUNG DDT SNAPS DARCY’S HEAD AGAINST THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! Marr goes for the pin!!
Jake Mercer: NO!! DARCY MAY MORGAN KICKS OUT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT!! Charlie can’t believe it!!
Stew-O: Charlie Marr rises up to his feet, and makes his way over to the corner. He climbs up the ropes and stands on the top turnbuckle as he looks down at Darcy May Morgan!! He wants to finish this right here and put her away!! DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP BY CHARLIE MARR!!! THAT’S TOUCH THE SKY!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! Darcy May Morgan rolls out of the way, as Charlie stumbles on his landing, and drops to his knee!! Darcy slowly gets to her knees, then pops up to her feet, as Charlie is slowly trying to get up.. BUT DARCY MAY MORGAN RUNS TO THE ROPES, AND BOUNCES BACK FAST ENOUGH TO KNOCK CHARLIE MARR OUT WITH THE DON’T DISS DARCY!! THE SHINING WIZARD TAKES OUT THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!! DARCY MAY MORGAN CAN FINISH IT RIGHT HERE!!!!
Stew-O: I don’t know about that Flannery, because Darcy May Morgan is down too!! She’s taken a lot of damage in this match, and it’s taken a toll on her body!! But she needs to secure the pinfall right here!! Darcy raises her head up, and begins to crawl her way over to Charlie Marr!! She’s inching her way!! Almost there!! She extends her arm out trying to get the pin..
Jake Mercer: LOOK!! IT’S VEENA ADAMS!!! VEENA ADAMS JUST SLID INTO THE RING AND DROPPED HER ELBOW RIGHT DOWN ONTO DARCY MAY MORGAN!! SHE’S FIRING AWAY WITH LEFTS AND RIGHTS, AND THE REFEREE CALLS FOR THE BELL!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: VEENA CONTINUES TO STRIKE DARCY MAY MORGAN, AS THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION CAN’T DEFEND HERSELF!! She’s tired! She’s exhausted! But Veena doesn’t care about the wellbeing of the reigning Universal Women’s Champion, because she wants to be the NEXT Universal Women’s Champion!!
Flannery McCoy: AND LOOK!! VEENA SLIPS THE KIMURA LOCK IN!! SHE’S GOT THE KIMURA LOCK LOCKED IN ON DARCY MAY MORGAN!! THAT’S THE KILLER QUEEN’S RHAPSODY!!! DARCY IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!! IT’S UNBEARABLE, AND THE REFEREE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO STOP VEENA ADAMS!! VEENA WRENCHES ON THE ARM WITH EVERYTHING SHE HAS AS DARCY SCREAMS IN AGONY!!!!
Stew-O: Finally she releases!!
(‘ME’ by Taylor Swift featuring Brendan Urie hits as the crowd boos heavily. Veena Adams rises to her feet as she stares down at Darcy May Morgan.)
Stew-O: The number one contender for the Universal Women’s Championship isn’t playing around. She wants to put an end to Darcy’s reign, and tonight was one hell of a statement letting us know just how bad she wants to do it.
Flannery McCoy: It’s unfortunate that this match had to be ruined by Veena though! I really wanted to see what would happen in this match! But now I guess it’s time to get excited for not only the EAW World Heavyweight Championship match between Xander Payne and Charlie Marr, but also the Universal Women’s Championship match with Darcy May Morgan and Veena Adams!!
(The screen shows Veena Adams standing over Darcy May Morgan before the screen fades to black)
(A commercial for the next Elite Answers Wrestling Free-Per-View, Grand Rampage, where the sweats are warming up to post 40 promos the week leading up to it for the Grand Rampage match)
(The camera fades back over the World One Theatre; the virtual fans buzz with excitement and anticipation before fading to a hard camera shot of Stephie Love standing in the middle of the ring)
Stephie Love: The following contest is your main event of the evening and is scheduled for one fall!
Virtual Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!
(“M3tamorphosis” by Playboi Carti ft. Kid Cudi hits to a sea of negative jeering from the virtual crowd. After a brief moment, Impact emerges onto the stage with a confident, arrogant grin on his face. He slowly approaches the lip of the ramp, turns his back to the crowd and stretches his arms out, slowly taking a few steps down before turning back around and making the rest of his way to the ring)
Stephie Love: Introducing first! From Seattle, Washington! Weighing in at two hundred and twenty one pounds! HE IS THE “MOST WATCHED CHAMPION IN HISTORY”!!!!!! IIIIIMMMMMPPPPPAAAAACCCCTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: It was disappointing last week to see a thrilling match between Impact and SOSA Henderson end in a no contest after New Eden made their presence felt and assaulted SOSA Henderson. It cost Impact what he felt was an inevitable victory. For those who missed it, Impact made HIS presence felt on Voltage however, he simply watched and enjoyed New Eden suffering a bit of a setback at the hands of SOSA Henderson, Rex McAllister and Ms. Extreme.
Flannery McCoy: His unfinished business with Drake King seems to be heading towards a clash in the biggest match of the year, the Grand Rampage match! We’re just two weeks away and you can see the eyes of Impact are focused on the task before him. You can hear every word is crafted to ensure there’s no confusion, that nobody gets any wrong idea of the intentions he has for two weeks tomorrow!
(“M3tamorphosis” dies as the crowd continues to boo. However their boos quickly become an eruption of cheers as “Ambitionz az a Ridah” by Tupac explodes through the PA system. TLA steps through the curtain and before the virtual crowd, a wide smile on his face, soaking in the warm welcome from the crowd. He flashes the National Elite Championship around his waist as he begins to stare down Impact in the ring before he heads that way)
Stephie Love: And introducing his opponent! From The Poon Palace in Miami, Florida! Weighing in at two hundred and ten pounds! HE IS THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!!!! “LA PANTERA SEXUAL”!!!! TTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: But nobody gets these people off their feet more so than the National Elite Champion from Voltage! Regardless of where he is, against whomever it may be, TLA captivates the attention and reaps the overwhelming support that comes his way.
Stew-O: He’s coming off the back of a victory over Jon Kelton last week on Voltage as he himself builds momentum towards Grand Rampage. And tonight he reignites his 2019 feud, the war that saw him finally realise a dream and the culmination of a long journey when he became the World Heavyweight Champion. Can he knock Impact off once more? Can TLA do it again as he heads towards Grand Rampage?!?
(Both men settle in their respective corners. The official checks both and both men nod. The official turns and calls for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: The bell tolls and WE ARE UNDERWAY! OUR MAIN EVENT FOR THIS EVENING, IMPACT VS TLA! The history between these two men is near on impossible to ignore and it makes this match all the more enticing, all the more anticipating! Finally we’re here, the ending to your work week is capped off with this major main event! Both men step towards the center of the ring, cautiously and a slightly hesitant just waiting for the other to make a mistake or jump out to try and take an early advantage. Instead, they lock up center of the ring with a collar and elbow tie up! Jostling for the advantage, neither man can seem to get it over the other. However it’s TLA with the speed advantage managing to drop to a knee and float behind Impact! Both arms wrapped around the waist of Impact who begins to press downwards, trying to push the arms of TLA away! Impact creates enough space to transition into a side headlock! Impact looking to add a takedown driving TLA to the canvas but TLA stands firm, ensuring Imp can’t sink down.
Flannery McCoy: Impact cinching that headlock in a little deeper, rearing back the head of TLA but TLA manages to power Impact towards the ropes! Impact releases the hold and rebounds back immediately! TLA tries to brace himself but the size advantage to Impact knocks him down to the canvas! Impact quickly runs the ropes and comes screaming back with a load of momentum but TLA rolls along the mat, forcing Impact to step over him! TLA leaps to his feet as Impact rebounds once again off the other end of the ring– HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN BY TLA! Leaping up, legs wrapped around the head of Impact and driving him to the canvas!
Jake Mercer: Impact bounces out of the ring! Dangerous predicament as TLA is already back to his feet! TLA CHARGES TOWARDS THE ROPES! IMPACT IS BARELY BACK TO HIS FEET ON THE OUTSIDE! SUICIDE DIVE!
(The virtual crowd roars in cheers as TLA leaps back to his feet)
Jake Mercer: Impact was completely caught off guard there! The pace of TLA was just a little too much in that moment and before he realised it he had his opponent come crashing down on him!
Stew-O: The virtual crowd here tonight absolutely loved seeing that! As TLA already drags Impact back to his feet and throws him back into the ring! TLA rolls back in but he’s cut off by Impact. Clubbing double arm blows to the spine of TLA as TLA tries to fight back to his feet! A right hand shot to the midsection of Impact slows his relentless assault, but he still maintains the advantage over TLA! Once again TLA fires away with a stray right hand that clips Impact in the gut and this time it’s a little more effective! Impact rises to his feet and delivers a quick stop to the back of TLA!
Flannery McCoy: That suicide dive is becoming a bit of a distant memory in this match for TLA but you can’t question his determination! TLA continues to fight back to his feet, more left and right punches aiming for the ribs of Impact, aiming to knock the wind out of his foe here tonight and create some space! Impact connects with a knife-edged chop that sends TLA reeling for a second! But TLA fires back with a forearm connecting flush on the jaw! Once again, Impact connects with the same chop! And again! TLA responds with a forearm to the jaw! Back and forth trying to gain control over the other but Impact, with the wiser head, cuts TLA off with a knee to the stomach! TLA haunches over as Impact connects with a Running Bulldog! Driving TLA’s face into the canvas, he quickly makes the cover!
Ref: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Not enough as TLA kicks out! Not much of a wasted moment as Impact quickly rolls TLA over and locks in a front headlock! A basic, simple submission and I don’t think Impact plans to do much more other than try to strip the life and the energy out of his opponent! All the weight of Impact, all two hundred and twenty one pounds resting on the head of TLA, immobilising him for the time being! You can see it on the face of TLA, a bit of frustration simmering as he tries to push back to a vertical base! TLA strikes at the hips of Impact, trying to strike any body part he can reach just to try and alleviate that pressure on top of him!
Stew-O: You can’t imagine the veteran making any simple mistake either. It’s going to take plenty of strength and energy for TLA to get back to his feet! Impact has it cinched in tight and he isn’t giving an inch up for his opponent! But still, it’s TLA and his fire and determination that’s motivating him in this moment! None of the blows to the hips are working, so both his hands are placed firmly on the canvas. TLA pushes himself up from the mat as Impact tries to tighten up the hold even further, as much as he can before it becomes any kind of illegal choke. TLA is up to his knees, forcing Impact to his feet in order to keep the leverage over TLA, and Impact takes advantage of the moment to drive his knee right into the face of TLA! Goodness that might have caught TLA flush on the nose!
Flannery McCoy: It might have stunned TLA but it won’t stunned him for a brief moment as he refuses to go back down! TLA instead pushes up off the ground once again, this time he makes it a vertical base and launches Impact up and over! Back down to the canvas with a variation of the Northern Lights Suplex and now it’s TLA with the pin, holding the bridge!
Ref: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Impact is forced to release the hold as he kicks out!
Jake Mercer: TLA with that strength to hoist Impact up and over his head! That was a great makeshift Northern Lights Suplex to counter the headlock! But both men are already back to their feet! Impact looking to maintain the control, the speed, the flow and dictate everything about this match but TLA takes him down with a dropkick! Both boots connecting and connecting well as Impact urgently bounces back to his feet, holding his jaw but there’s little time to waste! TLA maintains his offense, trying to turn the tide of this contest as he once again takes Impact down with a headscissors! This time however Impact remains in the ring instead of bouncing to the outside and races back to his feet only to be met with a stiff right fist by TLA!
Stew-O: That might have just rocked Impact a little too much as he staggers backgrounds trying to regather his composure. Impact leans against the ropes for a moment but uses the moment to take TLA back down to the canvas with a stiff lariat! WAIT, IMMEDIATELY, IMPACT LOOKING FOR FLIGHT SIGHTS! THE LIONSAULT! TLA saw it coming and rolled out of the way but Impact managed to land on his feet– ROLL UP! ROLL UP BY TLA!
Ref: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRE–
Flannery McCoy: NO! IMPACT POWERS OUT! IMPACT RACES BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT HE’S MET BY TLA! AND TLA BEGINS TO TEE OFF ON IMPACT! LEFT AND RIGHT STRIKES! COMBINATIONS LIGHTING UP THE BODY OF IMPACT WHO CAN ONLY DO HIS BEST TO COVER UP THE BEST HE CAN!
Jake Mercer: An absolutely relentless barrage of strikes confusing Impact who doesn’t know what to protect next, where the next strike will come from! Instead he leans in and cracks TLA with a headbutt! That certainly killed the momentum TLA was building but only for a brief second as TLA– CARTEL KICK! THE PELE KICK CONNECTING FLUSH ON THE CROWN OF IMPACT’S SKULL! IMPACT COLLAPSES IN THE RING AND ONCE AGAIN TLA MAKES THE COVER!
Ref: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Again Impact kicks out but TLA clearly looks like he’s remaining calm and focused as he plans his next move. The National Elite Champion looking to build some considerable momentum heading into Grand Rampage although I think it’s going to take a whole lot more here tonight to put Impact away who likewise would love nothing more than to continue his build towards the very same show. But in the moment here tonight, TLA has the control of this match! He watches as Impact slowly rises to his feet, clearly feeling the effects of this match turning against his favor. TLA steps forward and connects with a simple kick to the ribs! Enough to take the wind straight out of the lungs of Impact as he immediately begins to try and suck in large breathes over and over again!
Flannery McCoy: He could be winded, he could have a rib contusion! TLA didn’t give much of a care for how much that boot might have maimed Impact! It’s not hard to see that it has bothered Impact as he tries to create a little bit of distance between himself and his opponent! Impact tying himself up in the corner as TLA ensures there’s no way for him to escape! Impact fires out of the corner with an elbow strike! But TLA just simply waves it away! Impact again tries to connect with the elbow but TLA predicted it! He duck, spins Impact around and locks the other arm in! Looking for the Tiger Suplex!
Jake Mercer: But Impact makes life difficult for TLA. He shifts his bodyweight down, closer to the canvas to make it increasingly difficult for TLA to hoist him up! TLA release an arm and fires with a clubbing blow to the back of the neck and head of Impact! Impact tries to take advantage but TLA quickly once again relocks the arm and once more looks for the Tiger Suplex! He manages to lift him up off the canvas– TIGER SUPLEX! NO! NO! IMPACT PUSHES OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND USES THE LEVERAGE TO FLIP OVER! HE BARELY AVOIDS SPIKING HIS OWN HEAD AND NECK INTO THE CANVAS, BUT BOTH OF TLA’S ARMS ARE LOCKED IN! HE’S COUNTED IT INTO A PIN! BRILLIANT! BRILLIANT MOVE BY THE IMPACT!
Ref: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: HE ALMOST HIM HIM! HE ALMOST HAD TLA PINNED THERE! HE ALMOST HIM PINNED WITH BOTH SHOULDERS CAPITALISING ON THE OPPORTUNITY AS IT PRESENTED ITSELF. There’s little to waste however, as Impact and TLA get back to their feet as nearly as quickly as they fell to the canvas. They meet in the middle of the ring and at the same time strike the other with a vicious blow! Both men rocked but immediately come back together and once again strikes the other! This time dualling headbutts clashing skull against skull, bone against bone, unforgiving trauma to the brains of both men! And they do it again! This time a sickening thud rings out across the World One Theatre and both men have clearly become a little disoriented from it!
Flannery McCoy: This match continues to hang in the balance, sitting there ready for either man to seize it but I’m not sure which is in better shape to do so! Neither man is able is able to stand firm on both feet but they swing once more and connect with a right punch! This time it’s Impact whose rocked more than TLA. Impact tries to respond with another punch– BUT TLA CAUGHT IT! TLA CAUGHT THE ARM AND DRAGS IMPACT TO THE GROUND! IMPACT FIGHTING OUT OF IT, TRYING TO AVOID WHAT COMES NEXT! BUT TLA MANAGES TO FLIP HIM ONTO HIS BACK AND WRAP THE LEGS AROUND THE ARM! COULD HE LOCK IN THE CROSSED PATHS? COULD HE LOCK IN THE CROSS ARMBREAKER? THE SAME MOVE THAT DEFEATED IMPACT A YEAR AND A HALF AGO AT HOUSE OF GLASS TO BECOME THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Jake Mercer: IMPACT GRIPS BOTH HANDS TOGETHER, REFUSING TO LET TLA BREAK HIS ARM! REFUSING TO LET TLA PUT HIM BACK INTO THAT UNDESIRABLE POSITION ONCE MORE! I’M SURE THERE’S A FLASHBACK OR TWO TO THAT NIGHT RACING THROUGH THE MIND OF IMPACT! AS TLA RELENTLESSLY TRIES TO BREAK UP THE GRIP OF IMPACT! SWITCHING BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN RIGHT AND LEFT FISTS BUT IMPACT WON’T RELENT!
Stew-O: THE OUTCOME OF THIS MATCH COULD BE DECIDED HERE AND NOW! TLA CONTINUED TO TRY AND LOCK THAT CROSS ARMBREAKER IN, ONCE AGAIN SITTING UP TRYING TO UNLOCK THE FINGERS OF IMPACT…AND IMPACT LETS GO!!! HIS GRIP IS BROKEN! BUT HE IMMEDIATELY CLOCKS TLA WITH A LEFT FIST! FUCK!!! HE MIGHT HAVE BROKEN HIS NOSE AS BLOOD BEGINS TO TRICKLE DOWN THE FACE OF TLA! TLA CAN’T HELP BUT RELEASE HIS GRIP AS FOR NOW IMPACT IS SAFE FROM THE CROSSED PATHS!
Flannery McCoy: TLA comes reeling from that as he notices the blood drip from his nose and down onto the canvas! That smile on his face however says it all. He knows how close he was to getting that armbreaker locked in and he knew the desperation mode that Impact was in. Impact might have landed a more physical blow there but mentally TLA has the edge over his former rival here tonight!
(The camera pans to Impact who has a grin on his face. TLA locks eyes with him and shares a similar grin. Impact points to the blood running down TLA’s face and dripping onto his chest as TLA simply nods. Both men meet back in the center of the ring)
Stew-O: This match might have just been reset as TLA, as Impact, stand toe to toe dead center of the ring! The virtual crowd roaring in anticipation! A main event appropriate for this episode of Dynasty! TLA strikes first and Impact responds in kind! He aims for the nose, trying to create more and more damage, make it harder for TLA to take in any oxygen through his nose and to try and cause more and more blood to flow. TLA delivers a kick to the knee, forcing Impact to stagger and collapse down a peg! KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW! TLA LANDS AN UNFORGIVING KNEE STRIKE TO IMPACT! But Impact perks back up and connects with a forearm once more aiming for that damaged nose of TLA! TLA reels away but steps forward to answer back! This time Impact ducks and runs towards the opposite side of the ring! TLA turns to chase BUT IMPACT DROPS HIM WITH A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK! OOFT! THE HEAD OF TLA SNAPS BACK AS BOTH BOOTS CLASH WITH THE FACE! I MIGHT HAVE JUST SEEN BLOOD SPRAY UP INTO THE AIR AS TLA CRASHES TO THE CANVAS! IMPACT LEAPS INTO THE COVER HOOKING BOTH LEGS! THIS COULD BE IT!
Ref: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: TLA KICKS OUT! TLA POWERS OUT AND REMAINS IN THIS CONTEST! But the blood has indeed started to flow a little heavier!
(The camera zooms in on the blood on Impact’s boot as he tries to wipe it off on the ring mat, leaving smeared stain behind)
Jake Mercer: No matter the case the blood flowing from the nose of TLA, down his chest just about symbolises the fire and passion that exists in La Pantera Sexual. That refusal to go down and that refusal to die wondering. No matter the punishment endured, no matter how much he goes through there’s nobody in this world that doubts that TLA is ever truly out of a contest. Even when things look their worst. You think about to their rivalry in 2019 over that World Heavyweight Championship; the adversity, the pain and the suffering TLA endured to conquer Impact on that night. I’m sure this is absolutely nothing to him!
Flannery McCoy: But this is a night where there isn’t as much emotion on the line. There isn’t that golden opportunity, that Championship on the line to push TLA forward just that little further. At House of Glass TLA rode a wave of emotion to defeat Impact, years of chasing for that very title across multiple Champions and coming up short. Tonight is a different story, is that same emotion there? The blood running down his face might not be a new sight but visually you can’t help but believe Impact is on his way to a victory!
Stew-O: I doubt many are counting out TLA as Jake said but the fact is Impact is in control right now and Impact might be looking to put this one way! He picks up both legs of TLA and looks to lock in the Walls of Impact! The Liontamer just a moment or two away from being locked in! But TLA has enough wherewithal to kick Impact away! Impact bounces back up to his feet as TLA races to his, perhaps purely out of desperation! STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI FROM IMPACT TAKES TLA BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Jake Mercer: TLA just can’t seem to get back into this contest as Impact has achieved the ascendancy here! Impact grabs TLA back to his feet and locks in the full nelson! THE HAIL MARY! NO! TLA COUNTERS AND ESCAPES! VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT! IMPACT’S HEAD SNAPS BACK VIOLENTLY AS THE UPPERCUT CONNECTS! TLA SLUMPS TO A KNEE AS IMPACT BARELY MANAGES TO REMAIN UPRIGHT ON HIS FEET! HE STEPS FORWARD BUT RIGHT INTO THE CLUTCHES OF TLA WHO DROPS HIM WITH A DDT!
Flannery McCoy: COULD THIS BE THE OPENING TLA NEEDED? HE TRIES TO WILL HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET, PUMPING THE FIST, SOAKING IN THE CHEER OF THE CROWD! IMPACT SCRAMBLING BACK TO HIS BUT HE’S BEEN KNOCKED LOOPY FROM THE DDT! FROM BEING SPIKED ON HIS HEAD! HE CHARGES TOWARDS TLA BUT TLA CUTS HIM OFF WITH A KICK TO THE MID SECTION! A SECOND KICK TO THE KNEE! AND A THIRD KICK CONNECTING TO THE JAW! RAPID KICKS FROM TLA CUTTING DOWN IMPACT!
Stew-O: But Impact doesn’t stay down long, he launches himself off the canvas and tries to tackle TLA into the corner! Impact tries to fire away at the mid section of TLA! Desperation rights and left connecting on both sides of the body working his way up! But TLA drops down to the canvas and sends Impact shoulder first into the second turnbuckle! The padded cushion doing little to ease the pain as Impact reels from the corner clutching that arm! Now that Crossed Paths once again comes into play! The confident smirk on TLA’s face is barely visible through the half crimson mask donning the lower half of his face! TLA grabs the arm and nobody gets any points for stating the obvious, for stating what TLA has in mind! He tries to bring Impact down to the canvas but Impact uses his good arm to clutch the top rope!
Jake Mercer: But that’s just putting strain on that injured arm! TLA is pulling on it as Impact clutches the rope! Don’t worry about breaking the arm, he might just rip it out of the socket! The referee begins the count to demand TLA to break free– BUT ONCE MORE IMPACT DOES THE UNEXPECTED! HE LETS GO AND INSTEAD USES THE UNPREDICTABLE MOMENTUM IN HIS FAVOUR! HE ROLLS THROUGH AND DRAGS TLA BACK TO HIS FEET! EVISCERATION!!!!
Flannery McCoy: MEXICAN DESTROYER!!!! TLA COUNTERED THE MOMENTUM THIS TIME AND SPIKES IMPACT ON HIS SKULL! HE MIGHT NOT HAVE GOTTEN ALL OF IT BUT IT WAS ENOUGH! TLA MIGHT HAVE IT! HE TRIES TO CRAWL INTO THE COVER…BUT IMPACT ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE, BARELY KEEPING HIMSELF ON HIS FEET WITH THE HELP OF THE RING APRON)
(The virtual crowd boos heavily as TLA halts his crawl realising he can’t make the pin. His outstretched hand scratches the canvas before he drives the fist down)
Flannery McCoy: DAMN IT! TLA WAS SO CLOSE! THIS MATCH SHOULD BE OVER!
Jake Mercer: It’s veteran instincts Flannery! Impact knew how close he was to the ropes and how all he needed to do was slide out of the ring to recover! TLA may be disappointed, you may be disappointed and the fans at home might be disappointed but there’s nothing wrong with the wise tactics of Impact! He thinks smart, not harder when it comes to this!
Stew-O: Impact slowly rises back onto the ring apron as TLA is there to meet him! Both men slow in their approaches but Impact connects with a fist to the nose! A cheap shot knowing the damage he’s done! BUT TLA DROPS IMPACT THROAT FIRST ON THE TOP ROPE! THE EYES WIDEN ON IMPACT AS HE SLUMPS TO THE SECOND ROPE! BUT TLA DOESN’T STOP THERE! TLA GRABS THE HEAD OF IMPACT WITH BOTH HANDS AND AGAIN DRIVES HIS THROAT DOWN ONTO THE RING ROPE! IMPACT COMES TO A REST ON THAT SECOND ROPE, TRYING TO CATCH HIS BREATH!!! 305! 305 FROM TLA! THE TIGER FEINT KICK TO THE BACK OF IMPACT’S HEAD WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO SEND IMPACT TUMBLING BACK INSIDE THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: TALK ABOUT EYES WIDENING, TLA REALISES THIS MATCH IS RIGHT THERE TO BE WON! HE LOOKS TO THE TOP ROPE AND BEGINS HIS ASCENSION! HE POSITIONS HIMSELF UP THERE, IMPACT HAS BARELY MOVED, ONLY ROLLING OVER ONTO HIS BACK! TLA LEAPS!!! BURNOUT!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: IMPACT GOT THE KNEES UP! TLA COMES CRASHING DOWN ON THE KNEES OF IMPACT AND TLA FLOPS TO THE CANVAS, CONVULSING AFTER HE CRASHED AND BURNED ON THE BURNOUT. SO MUCH HAS BEEN STRIPPED FROM BOTH MEN, THE WARS OF THIS MATCH VISIBLE NOT JUST ON THEMSELVES, BUT STAINED ON THE WHITE CANVAS OF THE RING! TLA BARELY ABLE TO GET TO HIS FEET BUT IMPACT IS BACK TO HIS! HE SWEEPS THE LEGS AND LOOKS TO ONCE MORE LOCK IN THE WALLS OF IMPACT! HE WANTS TO MAKE TLA TAP OUT, TO SEND A RESOUNDING MESSAGE TO EVERYONE IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH THAT IMPACT IS COMING IN FORM AND AT THE TOP OF HIS GAME! TLA TRIES TO FIGHT IT BUT HE CAN’T, HE’S ROLLED OVER AND IMPACT LOCKS IN THE WALLS OF IMPACT!!!!
Jake Mercer: THE BLOOD POOLING ON THE CANVAS BENEATH HIM AS TLA TRIES TO STAY IN THE FIGHT! PERHAPS, EVERY LAST OUNCE HE HAS LEFT TLA PUSHES OFF THE CANVAS WITH BOTH HANDS! HE FLIPS IT INTO A PIN! A PIN! A PIN BY TLA WITH IMPACT LAYING IN THAT VERY POOL OF BLOOD!
Ref: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: IMPACT FLIPS OUT OF IT! TLA STAGGERS BACK TO HIS FEET, HE’S OUT OF IT! HE CAN BARELY STAND! THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN ALL HE HAD LEFT AS HE TURNS AROUND….EVISCERATION!!!!!!!!!!!! BOTH KNEES DRIVEN INTO THE FACE OF TLA HAS HE FLOPS TO THE CANVAS, HE’S OUT COLD AS IMPACT MAKES THE COVER, HE DOESN’T HOOK THE LEGS IN CONFIDENCE.
Ref: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“M3tamorphosis” hits as the virtual crowd roars in disapproval. Impact rises to his feet and is met by a referee who raises his hand in victory. A confident, near arrogant grin washes across his face as Impact remains with his hand held high. After a moment, he runs his hand on his back and sees the blood of TLA on his fingers. He demands a towel from the ringside personnel to wipe his back down. As TLA rolls out of the ring, the referee hands Impact a clean towel and Impact begins to wipe away TLA’s blood from his back, arms and boots)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner…IIIIIMMMMMPPPPPAAAAACCCCTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: What an outstanding main event we saw here tonight! One of the greatest of all time going toe to toe with one of the best today and that match lived up to every expectation we held of it. TLA fought as valiantly as one would expect but in the end it was Impact who walks away with the big victory here tonight.
Flannery McCoy: TLA spent a good half of that match unable to properly breathe through his nose and the stains left behind on the canvas are a heavy reminder of the bloody, brutal battle these two just endured. And even then, even despite the punishment he endured and how hard he continued to fight through to the very end, TLA still came remarkably close to pulling out a victory over Impact!
Jake Mercer: Fighting hard, fighting valiantly, fighting gracefully and not giving up until the very end doesn’t mean anything at all if you can’t get the victory Flannery! Impact simply knew how to get ahead of TLA when it mattered most and it’s the veteran who heads towards the Grand Rampage match full of momentum!
Stew-O: Impact made it clear on Voltage last week that no matter where anyone comes from, no matter the brand they’re aligned to or even how many from any brand, he should be seen as the clear favourite for that match and tonight he showed yet again why that’s the case. But ladies and gentlemen that’s all we have for you tonight! Thank you for tuning in for another episode of Friday Night Dynasty! On behalf of Flannery McCoy and Jake Mercer we say goodnight and we’ll see you next week, same time and same place!
(Impact continues to celebrate his victory in the ring. He’s wiped the blood from his body and his gear and tosses the towel away. He cautiously avoids the blood on the canvas as he makes his way to the corner and poses with both arms raised in victory and the camera fades to black)
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