Dynasty 3/5/20

(EAW intro plays.)

(As per usual, a recap of last week’s Dynasty is shown to kick off the show: Charlie Marr and Veena Adams kick off the show as both of them talk about the recent problem they’ve both had regarding Dr. Angelo D’Angelo. It’s interrupted by Serena Bennett as she warns them both to stay out of her business before she makes it her business. Later on, Jonny Airhart in the first match of the night gets a surprisingly quick win over The Living Highlight. Mr. DEDEDE then comes out after and talks about Insurgency, where he once more gives the four of them and a warning how specifically Jake won’t be able to have the help of his buddies to save him. To finish it off DEDEDE states that absolutely nobody crosses Gawd and gets away with it, and test him not. Chris Elite moving on, then comes out to talk about his return, and also, targets Insurgency for a good majority of it. Calling each and every one of them out before Maxwell interrupts and leads right into their match. In which Chris gets a win in his return beating Maxwell and sending a message to Insurgency once more. Impact to continue on then taps out Veena Adams to get a victory and get back on the rebound. It then transitions to Xander cutting another dark promo backstage talking about why he targeted LC and how he’s been unable to capture World Championship gold for all this time, assuring that he’ll set out to fix that whenever that match against him may be for the title. Xander then moves on to get a big victory over Dray Fontana to redeem himself from Operation: Doomsday many months ago which is abruptly interrupted as Lethal Consequences attacks him to send a message of his own. Adam Lucas has an interview with Michael Belfort which is interrupted by Komatsu Ogawa as both of them once again argue over who carried who in their tag team endeavours as once again, MITSU watches. The argument is interrupted by Mr. DEDEDE as he gets both of them to calm down and how the following week, the both of them are going to be signing a contract where the winner gets a special opportunity in a match at Reckless Wiring. Adam Lucas then gets a big victory over Insurgency leader Jake Smith with the help of DEDEDE who once again shows up to cost Jake the win. Serena Bennett is once again met backstage by Dr. Angelo D’Angelo who once again tries to convince her to join the cause. None other than The Visual Prophet shows up as well to steer Serena’s decision as he tells her to think on it some more. Speaking of Viz, he gets a victory over Andre Walker and Limmy Monaghan in a big way beating two Champions in one match. Harper Lee is then shown as she goes to meet StarrStan about what happened the week prior with the World Heavyweight Championship match. And while Starr can’t give her a rematch for the title, he can give her a match at Shock Value for the Universal Women’s Championship against Darcy May Morgan. And lastly, the main event where Mr. DEDEDE gets a win in his first match since King of Elite against Donovan Duke. In the end Insurgency attack DEDEDE and lay him out as they stand tall to end the recap)

(Straight from the recap, ‘Tougher Colder Killer’ by El-P, Killer Mike, and Despot plays throughout the arena. A few moments pass before Lethal Consequences sporting his World Heavyweight Championship around his shoulder struts down to the ring. He grabs a microphone from the ring announcer before turning to the camera as ‘Tougher Colder Killer’ fades out from there and he begins to speak) 

Lethal Consequences: I think if anything has become evident these past few weeks, it’s that Xander Payne has shown himself to be one of the biggest bitches in all of EAW. Coming out here bitching and moaning about shit that’s his own fault, and trying to get sympathy from the other cats around here. But I don’t know what he wants us to expect? When you lack the talent, and overall motivation to even put yourself in the best situation to be a winner, why would you expect to win the World Championship? Of course he has to resort to mind games, and tricks in order for me to take notice of him. Of course he has to be a low down shithead to even get on my radar, because it’s obvious talent couldn’t get him there. He had the golden opportunity to become King of Elite, and just like every other opportunity he’s ever had, he let it slide right through his fingers. But what does he do? Does he say that he could get better? Of course not, he starts pointing the finger, saying everything is unfair to him, like the world cares enough to conspire against him. Well let me tell you something Xander, there’s no conspiracy against you, no one gives a rats ass about you. No one is taking time out of their busy schedule to put enough thought to keep you down, so don’t worry about that. The only one conspiring against Xander Payne is Xander Payne himself; as he continues to sabotage his own career. The only time Xander Payne has something to say, is when he’s complaining; so what would happen if this man ever actually did become successful? Would he become a mute? Would we never have to hear a Goddamn thing ever again? Well don’t worry because that little experiment will never come to pass, because Xander Payne will never become World Champion. Not when I’m holding this title, that’s for damn sure. But I’ll tell you what Xander, you have gone ahead pissed me all the way off, so if you wouldn’t mind bringing your oompa loompa fat ass on down here so we can have a little chat, I would most appreciate it. Because I’m done with this little cat and mouse shit; I want to see your creepy little eyes in person, and not narrowing down on my back. So get on out here. 

(Within seconds after LC is finished speaking, ‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill blasts through the speakers to the boos of the crowd, and Xander Payne comes walking out slowly and methodically. He stands at the top of the entrance ramp staring back down at LC; before making his way down the ramp and into the ring. He looks across from LC for a good moment as ‘It Follows’ fades out) 

Lethal Consequences: Wow look at that, you actually made it into the ring.. Face to face! You do know how to be a Man… Somewhat. Good for you, baby steps. 

Xander Payne: Shut up.. Just.. I’m so sick of you. I’m so sick of seeing you with that title; being fucking useless. I’m sick of not being what I have deserved to be so long ago. I’m physically ill, just looking at you; and I want you to know that this picture that I see in front of me will come to an end very soon. All the roadblocks that I’ve hit; every single set back will mean absolutely nothing once I manage to rip that title from your clutches, and hopefully I can make you feel one ounce of what I’ve had to feel for so damn long. You shouldn’t be Champion, you shouldn’t, you shouldn’t.. IT SHOULD BE ME ME ME! And you can stand there with every single excuse you can muster up but the truth is blatant. I’m at my breaking point, and I’m not taking no for an answer anymore. I don’t give a fuck what your thoughts, or feelings on the matter is; I’m going to replace you. I need this, EAW needs this, and you know that so you run and hide.

Lethal Consequences: I called you out.. So.. 

Xander: Yes.. No that I’ve given you no choice to; but was Harper Lee not your last defense? Someone that is a well known joke in EAW. Someone who failed as a Tag Team Champion? We both know that was just a gimmie match to pad the stats; you need real competition, and now that I give you no choice you have come face to face with your demise. I am your reckoning, and the sure fire result of a match between you and I; will be your downfall. 

Lethal Consequences: And when you lose, then what? Say how you deserve it some more, because fuck it? See I hear you saying how it should be you, it should be you, but you have no real reason for it. You haven’t been screwed with, you just fail out of your own idiocy. If we can take a trip down memory lane and remember your time as PURE Champion; how did that go? Did you really show a champion’s mentality then? Did you really show that you have what it takes? No; and you remember what all the talk was leading up to that? It was your time. How you deserved it more than anyone else; and you built yourself up to be this great conquering God like champion.. Only to fall flat on your face right out of the gate. Would we expect anything less? You are someone that will continue to talk himself up; bitch and moan even when things were completely his own fault. And yet he talks himself into these situations that he never deserved in the first place. You’ve shown what happens multiple times; with King of Elite just being the latest example. So why in the ever loving fuck, would I give you a Championship match? 

Xander Payne: It’s my time. 

Lethal Consequences: Oh well then, now I’m convinced! 

Xander Payne: No you don’t get it, IT’S MY TIME! All those times before I had a different mentality of thinking I was better than everyone else; being too nonchalant about it. But now? What’s different? I have nothing left to lose. You saw my performance at King of Elite, and say that I didn’t belong there because I lost right? I have lost my credibility, so what more do I have to give? I just don’t give a fuck anymore. I don’t give a fuck if I die in that ring, the only thing that matters is that I get my hands on that Championshp. And people like you that only present the illusion of being champion without actually giving it what it deserves… You know it’s funny.. You owe everything you have, to me… 

Lethal Consequences: *sigh* What? 

Xander Payne: Yeah, yeah, that title that you are so proud to have; you shouldn’t have that. And it could’ve been so easy for me to have changed it in the snap of a finger. I had a decision, I could have thrown you on Harper, or I could’ve thrown Harper on you. One decision could’ve changed the entire outcome of EAW as we know it. Harper wins, she owes everything to me, and she gives me a World Championship match, and I easily win. But that’s not what I want. I don’t want a charity case win, off a charity case champion. I want someone that I’ve been gunning for, for quite some time. I don’t want to expose Harper Lee, there’s nothing to expose; she’s already a bargain bin wrestler. But you? For some people you have changed the perception of who LC is, just because you won that Championship. But not me.. I remember who you are. I remember the wrestler you presented yourself as; and that is your true form. Once that title leaves you, so does your desire. The LC of old will shine through, and the chinks in the armor will appear. You aren’t any different, you just got a fresh coat of pain, and we’re just supposed to follow along with the illusion. You haven’t been challenged by anyone for that title that can come close to my talent. And once you actually do get challenged, you’ll crumble to my feet. 

(Lethal Consequences scratches his goatee after Xander is finished speaking, before looking back into his eyes) 

Lethal Consequences: Fine, you honestly think you can get it done? I’m going to let you embarrass yourself Xander one more time. It will be Xander Payne vs. The World Heavyweight Champion Lethal Consequences, at Reckless Wiring. 

(Xander nods in approval upon hearing that, despite his frustrations, he’s pleased to hear that) 

Xander Payne: Great, now was that so hard? 

(Xander Payne turns to walk away, but before he can Lethal Consequences has one more thing to say as he clears his throat, forcing Xander to stop in his tracks) 

Lethal Consequences: Oh and Xander.. 

(Xander turns around annoyed because this conversation has to last any longer) 

Lethal Consequences: There is one more thing you should know; and I’d like to bring him out here now.

(‘Happy Song’ by Bring me the Horizon plays to the shock of Xander and the shock of the crowd; as Jordan Payne walks out onto the entrance ramp with a big smirk of no good intentions on his face as he looks into the ring. The look of shock on Xander’s face turns to pure anger as he starts yelling) 

Xander Payne: NO! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING HERE! YOU DON’T WORK HERE! 

(Xander makes a move toward Jordan, but before he can LC turns him around and low blows him.) 

Stew-O: Oh man! LC is done fooling around, and he has just laid out his opponent for Reckless Wiring Xander Payne! But I don’t think he’s done there! LC picks Xander back up, and flips him the middle finger! 

Flannery: LCR! THE SPINNING BACK ELBOW! Xander has been knocked out cold; and the ghosts of his EAW past are swimming around in his head I’m sure. What a surprise! Xander has been laid out, but I can’t help but think with this match being made, LC has a big problem and task at hand in Xander Payne! 

Jake Mercer: Hey don’t make fat jokes! The man is in payne! See what I did there? PAYNE! PAIN! That was good shit.. But yeah don’t be mean to Xander, he’c clearly going through a lot right now. And if LC knows what’s good for him, he’ll be shining his title as much as he shines his disgusting bald head for the transfer of power to Xander Payne! 

Stew-O: Xander Payne vs. World Heavyweight Champion Lethal Consequences at Reckless Wiring! HUGE NEWS! 

(LC stands above Xander as he takes his title and raises it into the air. Jordan claps his hands together for a good moment with a smirk as he turns around and walks away, despite only walking out, he feels his job is done as ‘Tougher Colder Killer’ plays up, and Dynasty fades out to commercial break)

(A commercial for EAW 2K19 which people are for some reason playing more than 2K21 starring Jon Kelton)

(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring)

Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

(‘Where’s My Wonderland’ by Blood on the Dance Floor hits as Mary S. Atlas makes her way out to the ring looking with a grin.)

Stephie Love: Introducing first from St. Louis, Missouri weighing in at 125 pounds she is the “Most Wanted” MARY S. ATLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Mary is not afraid of her opponent Lucas Johnson here tonight and has said that any thoughts of him getting the victory would be nothing more than dreaming!

Flannery McCoy: She intends to give him one hell of a welcome back present to Dynasty!

Jake Mercer: She has called him a loser and declared he can never beat her but we will find out shortly!

(“Young and Bitter” by Hot Tag Media hits as Lucas Johnson comes out to the ring wrapping ring tape around his fists to prepare for the beatdown he plans to lay down upon this ho.)

Stephie Love: And her opponent from Long Island, New York weighing in at 210 pounds he is “The Wrestling Machine” LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCAS JOHNSON!!!

Flannery McCoy: Lucas Johnson a resilient veteran here in EAW who has been trying to win championship gold year after year. 2021 is going to be his time or so he believes but he will have to run through the likes of Mary S. Atlas if he wants the strap!

Jake Mercer: Lucas getting a chance this week to return to Dynasty and he is getting not a very warm welcome from these fans here tonight. However, when you are Lucas Johnson you get used to the hate and have no choice but to fight through it in order to try and prove everyone wrong.

Stew-O: It has to be frustrating for Lucas to have been here so long while people like Mary S. Atlas walk in the door and start winning matches and people start looking her way and thinking it is his time. Lucas is out to prove that it is his time! He has worked harder and longer and he isn’t going to let anyone just walk in and take it away!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Flannery McCoy: We are underway as Mary S. Atlas locks up in the ring with Lucas Johnson. Wait no looks like Mary lunges out of the way doing a stop drop and roll to evade her opponent. Mary back up as Lucas darts around the ring trying to outpace her. But she catches him and they lock up and Lucas using his strength to push her back into the corner harshly. Mary using the momentum to roll off the ropes as she tries to regain that positioning. Lucas shoves Mary off him as he yells for her to bring it on while taking up a fighting stance in the ring. They lock up as Lucas quickly captures Mary in a headlock but she shoves him off of her. Back off against the ropes Mary lays down on the mat for Lucas to leapfrog over her. Then on the return Mary leaps over the top of Lucas’ shoulders. Mary turns around with a Clothesline… No Flying Crossbody by Lucas into the cover!

Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNN-

Stew-O: Quick and nearly immediate kickout by Mary S. Atlas as Lucas Johnson had to know that move would not be enough to finish her off. Lucas back up… Mary goes for the ankles! But Lucas leaps over her clubbing blow and falls horizontally grabbing her by the arm and yanking her over with the swiftness. Lucas keeps hold of the arm as he takes Mary down with yet another armdrag this time transitioning away fully into the cradle.

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Jake Mercer: Kickout by Mary S. Atlas yet again as Lucas Johnson rolls around as she escapes the cradle. He grabs her from above positioning himself above her to keep her grounded. But Mary slides beneath the bottom rope to the outside to catch her breath. Mary now ignoring the heckling from the fans on their monitors as she taps the side of the ring to regain her composure. Lucas mocking her from within the ring however as she is clearly not going to allow him to get her heated. Mary laughs at Lucas who immediately fires off a Superkick which Mary manages to dodge by an inch darting into the corner. Mary calms down and claps mockingly for Lucas who seems to be enjoying himself out there tonight but maybe he should be taking an opponent of Mary’s calibre a little more seriously! Lucas draws Mary in looking to lock up but Mary slides down on her chest across the ring to assault Lucas from below! Lucas has it well scouted as he moves away raising his fists into a fighting stance.

Flannery McCoy: Mary S. Atlas moves in closely to Lucas Johnson who begins throwing fists but Mary manages to dodge them! Mary with the go behind as she grasps around the waist of Lucas from behind into a waistlock. Going for a German Suplex but Lucas pulling forward determined to stay on his feet. Lucas manages to break the arms of Mary and whip around behind her this time going for a waistlock of his own. Mary retaliates with a serious of hard elbow strikes to the side of Lucas’ head forcing him to break the hold. Mary runs the ropes but Lucas leapfrogs over her! Mary off the ropes… but a Pele Kick from Lucas! No Mary is too fast and she dodges it! But Lucas manages to land on his feet! Mary runs off the ropes… Big dropkick from Lucas takes Mary down! Kip up by Lucas who then runs the ropes and connects with a standing Shooting Star Press. Can he even do that? The cover!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!! T-

Stew-O: Another quick kickout by Mary S. Atlas as Lucas Johnson quickly grabs her wrenching her into a headlock and transitioning into an armlock. Mary powers back up but a hard Shoulder Block from Lucas knocks her back down. Mary with a kip up as she raises her arms up cockily but Lucas fires off with a Clothesline! No! Mary ducks it! Lucas with a hard bitch slap across the face! He backhands the shit out of her! Mary rocked back as she retaliates with a bitch slap of her own! Mary drops low and clubs the ankles of Lucas knocking him down off his feet! Lucas pulls himself back up in the corner as Mary charges in! But Lucas moves out of the way! Lucas now charging in! But Mary moves out of the way! Mary charges in at Lucas… but he catches her and uses the momentum for a Spinning Powerslam! No! Mary reversed it in midair into a powerslam of her own! Lucas back up… MARY WITH THE HEADSHOT! LUCAS GOES DOWN!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: The kick out by Lucas Johnson! Mary S. Atlas stalking Lucas as she grabs his leg. Twists him around… Figure 4 Leglock has been applied! No! Lucas kicking out of it desperately as he grabs onto the ropes. The referee forcing the break!

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! BREAK IT UP!

Flannery McCoy: The submission hold is broken up. Mary S. Atlas back up as she stalks Lucas Johnson grabbing his arm and twisting it around painfully. She yanks the arm down hard knocking Lucas down to his knees nearly tearing the shoulder out of the socket. Hard strikes to the back of Lucas keeping him grounded. But a hard overhand chop to the chest by Lucas as he fights his way back up! But Mary retaliates with a series of hard back chops of her own! Lucas powering back up… Mary kicks him in the knee and hooks the arm… Snap Suplex across the ring! The cover!

Stew-O: No! Mary S. Atlas not going for the cover here instead crouching down and stalking her opponent. Mary possibly going for… No Lucas Johnson rolls into the corner and pulls himself back up! Mary charges in! RUNNING SPEAR! But Lucas rolls out of the way! Mary stops herself just in time from charging into that ring pole! Lucas runs off the ropes! Mary on the rebound tries to capture him… but he rolls beneath! Lucas leaps up to the middle rope! Lucas comes flying in with a Crossbody! NO! Mary counters in midair with a Cutter out of nowhere! Down goes Lucas! Mary with the cover!

Jake Mercer: But Mary once again doesn’t go for the cover! She is stalking Lucas Johnson here! Mary S. Atlas has something big in mind here… Lucas back up… WELCOME TO MARYLAND!!! THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBUSTER CONNECTS!!! MARY WITH THE COVER!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stephie Love: Here is your winner… MARRRRRRRRY S. ATLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

(‘Where’s My Wonderland’ by Blood on the Dance Floor hits as the referee raises up Mary S. Atlas’ hand in victory.)

Stew-O: Tough break for Lucas Johnson tonight but we know him well. He always keeps fighting no matter what! As for Mary, a big win here tonight against the Wrestling Machine!

Jake Mercer: Mary on a roll now as she has defeated the likes of Lucas Johnson here tonight as well as The Living Highlight in recent weeks! Jonny Airhart sure knows how to pick em!

Flannery McCoy: Well I am not sure she is even interested. However, she clearly is interested in one thing! Winning!

(The camera cuts to a commercial for EAW’s hungriest hippos a nature documentary starring Chris Elite.)

Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… PLEASE WELCOME…THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD… MAHATMA GAWDHI HIMSELF… MR. DEDEDE!!!!

(“Value” by A$AP Ferg begins to blast across the PA system as Dynasty returns from break. Mr. DEDEDE steps on stage, dressed in his gear, as he has a match later on tonight. The Chairman wears a shit-eating grin on his face and begins to make his way down to the ring.)

Stew-O: Well as promised, Mr. DEDEDE is coming down to the ring to host a contract signing between Adam Lucas and MITSUBACHI. Due to the fact all of these men have the common goal of destroying Insurgency, and the fact Chris Elite has used the Gawd Contract to grant himself a PURE Championship match, Mr. DEDEDE offered both Adam and MITSUBACHI a chance to compete for a unique opportunity.

Jake Mercer: Yeah, that’s great and all, but can we take a moment to talk about how Gawdcoin continues to trend upwards? Every major news network was talking about Gawdcoin last night, and you know what? I took Mr. DEDEDE’s advice and contacted Sally in HR, and I’m proud AF to announce that I’m the first EAW employee to switch over to $GWD. :wow:

Flannery McCoy: Congrats? I mean, you just really took a huge risk, gambling with your own money, and it’s not even bound to pay off.

Jake Mercer: :wtf: Are you trying to say that this business venture of DDD’s won’t work out for him?

(Mr. DEDEDE has gotten into the ring, which is adorned with a table and two chairs. A plain brown file folder sits in the middle of the table, and there are two pens. Obviously, they are cheap pens because there’s no way in hell that DDD is going to let anyone touch one of his gold-plated, bank breaking fountain pens.)

Mr. DEDEDE: So check it. I continue to be one of the most successful businessmen in the country as people continue to jump onboard with Gawdcoin. While I won’t bore you all with the semantics, it is obvious to everyone with even half a brain that I am on the cusp of truly changing this world for the better. :wow:

Mr. DEDEDE: And speaking of changing things for the better, last week I promised Adam Lucas and MITSUBACHI that I would give them a chance to compete at Reckless Wiring for a ‘Unique Opportunity. So let’s not waste any time and get right down to business.

(‘You Know My Name’ by Chris Cornell hits as Dynasty cuts to the stage, and the virtual crowd begins cheering as Adam Lucas begins to walk down to the stage. Adam has a microphone in his hand, and he looks inside of the ring at the table before looking at the Chairman. Finally, Adam makes his way down the ramp and into the ring before taking a seat in one of the chairs.)

Stew-O: Here comes Adam Lucas! I’m not so sure what’s happened between Adam and MITSUBACHI in recent weeks, but Mr. DEDEDE offered these two an opportunity and both men took it. 

(As Adam and Mr. DEDEDE wait inside of the ring, ‘il vento d’oro’ by Yugo Kanno hits. MITSUBACHI begins walking down the ramp, but he’s not alone. Komatsu Ogawa is alongside him and he has a microphone in his hand, causing Adam to shake his head. MITSUBACHI doesn’t take his eyes off of Adam as he makes his way into the ring, and he takes a seat in the opposite chair as Komatsu Ogawa stands next to him.)

Flannery McCoy: Come on, we all know what happened between these two. Komatsu Ogawa happened.

(Inside the ring, the tension between Adam, Ogawa, and MITSUBACHI is obvious. Mr. DEDEDE is watching them all so curiously, unable to help himself. He’s amused by this whole situation and decides not to wait.)

Mr. DEDEDE: I’m not really one to beat around the bush. Ogawa, you clearly have some point to prove, which is why you’re all up in arms over petty shit that should have been left in the past. Adam, you feel as if you have been robbed of the PURE Championship on several occasions. Let’s just get down to business.

(Adam takes the file folder and opens it, revealing a contract. He reads over the contract, before finally raising his microphone and beginning to speak.)

Adam Lucas: MITSU, I actually thought I could trust you all those weeks we’ve spent as a team. You actually stood alongside me and helped fight Insurgency, and for a while we were actually looking like a real team. I had faith in you and James Ranger at King of Elite and despite our best efforts we came up short. That could’ve just been one setback. We didn’t have to give up on our fight against Insurgency, but for some reason you let that idiot next to you come between us and ruin everything. I don’t know if you actually believe a word he’s saying, and realistically you shouldn’t. Ogawa hasn’t been honest and instead he’s been saying everything he could to try and tear us apart, but you’ve been completely silent. You’ve been making it impossible to tell how you actually felt, but last week you did say one thing. You accepted Mr. DEDEDE’s invitation. I don’t know if you still consider me an ally or not, but if this is really the match you want at Reckless Wiring then I’ll give it to you.

(MITSUBACHI remains silent, and he just looks at Komatsu Ogawa, who still has the microphone in his hand.)

Komatsu Ogawa: You’re lucky you even got to hear his voice last week. You didn’t deserve to be graced with MITSUBACHI’s presence just like you didn’t deserve the opportunity to have MITSU carry you through match after match. King of Elite could’ve ended with a victory for you three but it didn’t, and that’s because MITSUBACHI was too kind to you. He trusted in his teammates when he could have finished the job all by himself. I don’t care what you want with Insurgency. If it’s the PURE Championship you want then you need to get to the back of the line because you never deserved it Adam. MITSUBACHI should have been given these opportunities all along and the smart move at King of Elite would have been him versus Limmy Monaghan for that title instead of a six-man tag, but once again MITSUBACHI was too nice. MITSUBACHI sacrificed himself time and time again just for you to be ungrateful, so now you won’t get that same generosity. MITSUBACHI is going to do what he should have done in the first place. He will destroy you at Reckless Wiring and win that unique opportunity.

Adam Lucas: Really?

Komatsu Ogawa: Yeah. Everyone watching at home knows MITSUBACHI should have been Champion a long time ago, and he only didn’t become Champion because he didn’t get the opportunities he deserved to. MITSUBACHI has been very kind to everyone on the roster and has put others before himself for a long time now, and Adam you’re one of those people MITSUBACHI has been kind to. You’re one of the people MITSU sacrificed himself for, and you wasted his sacrifice. You had chances to become Champion Adam and you wasted all of those opportunities getting attacked and injured, so MITSUBACHI tried to save your career working alongside you but even that didn’t work out because you’re so useless. Now things are different. MITSUBACHI doesn’t have to worry about people like you holding him back. Instead he can worry about his own career and reaching the heights he deserves to reach! This unique opportunity is MITSU’s for the taking, and if I were you Adam I’d forfeit while I still could, because crossing MITSUBACHI is one thing you don’t want to do. 

Adam Lucas: What? Komatsu I don’t know if you’ve paid attention to a single thing that happened all of those weeks that me and MITSUBACHI were a team, but we were getting along just fine. Everything was going right for us up until our loss at King of Elite, and even after that I didn’t disrespect MITSUBACHI. I believed we were still allies all until you walked out and started insulting me while MITSUBACHI remained silent. I don’t know what’s up with MITSUBACHI or why you’ve been acting like this, but honestly I don’t really care because now I’m actually getting something. I’ve been screwed out of the PURE Championship time and time again, and when I finally got a real shot against Insurgency things went wrong. If you and MITSUBACHI don’t want to be on my side anymore that’s fine, because I’ll defeat MITSUBACHI at Reckless Wiring and I’ll be the one to secure that opportunity. I’ve been waiting too long to get what I’ve been owed, but finally the wait is over. You’re not going to get in my way MITSU, and neither will your cheerleader. 

(Adam signs the contract as soon as he finishes speaking, and he shoves the contract over to the side of the table MITSUBACHI is at. MITSUBACHI looks over the contract himself, and finally he holds his hand out at Komatsu Ogawa. Ogawa hands MITSUBACHI the microphone, and MITSUBACHI finally begins to speak.)

MITSUBACHI: I will do everything in my power to win this special opportunity.

(MITSUBACHI hands the microphone to Ogawa, before finally signing the contract. The two men just look each other in the eyes, and Mr. DEDEDE begins to speak with that grin still on his face.)

Mr. DEDEDE: Superb! Want to know what you two just signed yourselves up for?

(Adam and MITSUBACHI don’t look away from each other, but they remain quiet, allowing Mr. DEDEDE to continue.)

Mr. DEDEDE: You signed yourselves up for a number one contenders match for the PURE Championship. You’re welcome, by the way, and never forget that it was your Mahatma who set you up for success. I know that I’ll never forget :wow:.

(Adam Lucas and MITSUBACHI both look at Mr. DEDEDE as the virtual crowd begins to cheer. They didn’t expect this to be the opportunity they were fighting for, but clearly they got what they wanted.)

Stew-O: Wow! Adam Lucas versus MITSUBACHI at Reckless Wiring in a number one contenders match for the PURE Championship! This is huge!

Jake Mercer: I really don’t know who’s going to win. Both of these men have yet to win their first Championship in EAW but they both have done great things here. This could be one fantastic match, and who knows? One of these two men could be the next PURE Champion!

Flannery McCoy: That’s right! MITSUBACHI versus Adam Lucas is now confirmed, and things couldn’t be any more exciting than they are now- HEY WAIT! WHAT!? 

Stew-O: INSURGENCY HAS JUST RUN DOWN THE RAMP AND STORMED THE RING!! MAXWELL SENDS KOMATSU OGAWA OUT OF THE RING WITH A CLOTHESLINE, AND NOW HE JOINS THE REST OF INSURGENCY IN ATTACKING MR. DEDEDE, ADAM LUCAS AND MITSUBACHI!! DONOVAN DUKE IS ATTACKING MITSUBACHI, MAXWELL IS ATTACKING ADAM LUCAS, AND BOTH JAKE SMITH AND LIMMY MONAGHAN IS ATTACKING THE CHAIRMAN!

Jake Mercer: This isn’t good! Limmy Monaghan just went and pushed the table out of the ring, and I’m really not sure what these guys are thinking here but it can’t be good! Limmy’s just clearing the area here as he tosses one of the steel chairs out of the ring before grabbing the other one! WAIT, LIMMY SLAMS THE STEEL CHAIR INTO MR. DEDEDE’S BACK!

Flannery McCoy: Limmy Monaghan is hitting Mr. DEDEDE over and over with that chair, meanwhile MITSUBACHI is getting the better of Donovan Duke and Adam Lucas seems to be pretty even with Maxwell! WAIT, ADAM WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, AND NOW HE GETS THE UPPER HAND ON MAXWELL AS HE AND MITSUBACHI FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE AGAINST INSURGENCY ONCE MORE! 

Stew-O: Jake Smith and Limmy Monaghan are still all over Mr. DEDEDE, AND NOW THEY TOSS THE CHAIRMAN INTO THE ROPES- BUT ADAM AND MITSU IRISH WHIP MAXWELL AND DONOVAN INTO THE OPPOSITE PAIR OF ROPES AT THE SAME TIME!

Jake Mercer: SPEAR!! WAIT, SPEAR BY ALL THREE MEN!!

Flannery McCoy: MR. DEDEDE TOOK OUT BOTH JAKE SMITH AND LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH A DOUBLE SPEAR, AND ADAM LUCAS AND MITSUBACHI HIT MAXWELL AND DONOVAN DUKE WITH THEIR OWN SPEARS!! These three men just took out Insurgency, and that allows Komatsu Ogawa to slowly roll back into the ring as he recovers!

Stew-O: Remember everyone, MITSUBACHI and Adam Lucas will be facing each other at Reckless Wiring for number one contendership for the PURE Championship! Tonight they stand over Insurgency alongside Mr. DEDEDE, but very soon they will be opponents!

(Adam Lucas, MITSUBACHI, Komatsu Ogawa and Mr. DEDEDE all stand inside of the ring as the members of Insurgency are forced to roll outside of the ring. As the four men stand inside of the ring Adam Lucas and MITSUBACHI look towards each other knowing they’ll soon have to fight. Finally, Dynasty begins to fade out away from ringside as Insurgency stick together to try and recover, clearly frustrated that the men inside of the ring got the upper hand.)

(A commercial for Gawdcoin starring Mr. DEDEDE, $GWD)

(‘Pretty Boy Swag’ by Soulja Boy hits, as Jonny Airhart steps out onto the stage. The virtual crowd boos heavily, as Airhart brushes his hair back with his fingers, and stares out towards the arena. Airhart then proceeds to make his way down to the ring with an extremely confident look on his face.)

Stephie Love: The following contest is a triple threat match.. And the winner will be declared the number one contender for the EAW New Breed Championship!! Introducing first.. From Atherton, California.. Weighing in at 205lbs.. He is The Rich Pretty Boy!! JONNY AIRHART!!!

Jake Mercer: Now this is a beautiful man.

Flannery McCoy: :dame:

Jake Mercer: He comes out to the ring with confidence because he knows he looks good and he isn’t afraid to let you know about it. Imagine how much better he would look with the New Breed Championship around his waist. Adds a little bling to the young Pretty Boy!

Flannery McCoy: Although Airhart does have a nice smile and attractive face, looks alone aren’t what’s going to win him this match. He’s facing two opponents looking to obtain the same thing tonight, but only one of them will come out on top. Airhart is going to need his wrestling to look just as pretty as he is tonight if he wants to seal a shot at the New Breed Championship.

(‘Slide’ by Calvin Harris featuring Frank Ocean and Migos hits, as the crowd continues to boo. Out steps Maxwell who stands mightily at the top of the stage with his hands pressed onto his hips. The much larger Elitist then begins to walk down the entrance ramp and towards the ring.)

Stephie Love: And his opponent.. From Las Vegas, Nevada.. Weighing in at 231lbs.. He is the TOP DOLLAR!!! MAXWELL!!!!

Stew-O: A victory here would be huge for Maxwell. He’s competed in some huge matches and holds the accolade of being the 2020 Extreme Enigma Battle Royal Winner, but now he’s got his eyes set on adding some championship gold onto his resume.

(‘The Invisible Wall’ by GazzettE hits, as Komatsu Ogawa steps out onto the stage. The crowd continues to boo heavily, as Ogawa embraces the boos and continues down the entrance ramp and towards the ring.)

Stephie Love: And their opponent.. From Kabukicho, Tokyo, Japan.. Weighing in at 251lbs… He is the Stardust Destroyer.. KOMATSU OGAWA!!!

Stew-O: And here’s the final participant in this match. Ogawa has made some great strides so far this season with MITSUBACHI by his side, and now he gets his opportunity at some championship gold. This should be fun to watch!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: There’s the bell and this number one contenders match for the EAW New Breed Championship is underway! All three of these New Breed Elitists stare at each other in the center of the ring, waiting for someone to make the first move.. AND IT’S MAXWELL WITH A LARIAT ONTO AIRHART THAT SENDS HIM DOWN! THEN A FOREARM SMASH ONTO OGAWA BY MAXWELL!! Ogawa staggers back, but is immediately grabbed by the wrist, and irish whipped into the corner by Maxwell!! Ogawa crashes into those corner turnbuckles hard and bounces back towards The Top Dollar.. Kick to the stomach by Maxwell! He pulls Ogawa in, then lifts him high into the air!! He’s in a powerbomb position!! AND MAXWELL RUNS AND BUCKLE BOMBS OGAWA RIGHT INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!! Ogawa drops down to his knees, clutches at his back, then falls face first down onto the canvas of the ring!!

Flannery McCoy: But look! It’s Jonny Airhart from behind Maxwell! He grabs Maxwell by the arm, then spins him around! Kick to the stomach by Jonny!! AND HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A SNAP DDT THAT BASHES MAXWELL’S HEAD UP AGAINST THE RING!! The Rich Pretty Boy rises up to his feet as Maxwell turns onto his back, while holding his head in pain!! STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS BY AIRHART!!! IT CONNECTS ONTO MAXWELL!! Airhart slowly rises up to his feet, and begins to make his way over to Ogawa who has just made it back to his hands and knees near the corner. Airhart grabs Ogawa’s hair, but Ogawa instantly fights Airhart off with multiple punches! RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT!! Airhart is definitely feeling these punches to the abdomen, as he grabs at his stomach in pain! Ogawa gets to his feet now, and grabs Jonny by the back of the head, and tosses him back first against the corner turnbuckles!! Hard chop to the chest by Ogawa!! Another one!! And another!! Ogawa now grabs at Airhart’s wrist.. IRISH WHIP TO THE OTHER END-

Stew-O: NO!!! AIRHART RAN RIGHT INTO A LARIAT BY MAXWELL!! The top Dollar had just gotten up to his feet, and was able to connect with that powerful lariat!! Airhart is down on the canvas now, and Maxwell begins to approach Ogawa!! Chop Block by Ogawa!! Forearm smash by Maxwell!! Ogawa now responds with another chop block!! That one has Maxwell taking a few steps back.. AND NOW IT’S OGAWA WITH A DISCUSS ELBOW SMASH!! NO!! Maxwell ducks underneath the arm and gets from behind Ogawa!! He wraps his arms around Komatsu, and lifts him up.. THE TOP DOLLAR THEN ROTATES HIS BODY AND GERMAN SUPLEXES OGAWA BACK INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!!!

Jake Mercer: Did you know, Maxwell’s German Suplexes are so powerful, that they nearly renamed the move the Las Vegas Suplex in honor of him back in BAW.

Flannery McCoy: BAW?

Jake Mercer: Backyard Answers Wrestling. It’s one of those independents. You wouldn’t know about it seeing how you’re just a casual.

Flannery McCoy: I’ll forget that you said that only because we have a competitive number one contenders match to call. It seems like Maxwell has taken control as he has Ogawa leaned up against the corner, and he’s now firing away with left and right handed punches! Ogawa is simply just taking this beating in the corner.. BUT LOOK IT’S AIRHART FROM BEHIND MAXWELL!! KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE LEG BY AIRHART!! Maxwell’s knees buckle for a moment, and Airhart begins to run towards the far ropes! Airhart bounces back.. TWISTING DDT!!! NO!!! MAXWELL COUNTERS IT AND USES AIRHART’S RUNNING START TO SCOOP SLAM HIM RIGHT INTO OGAWA’S BODY IN THE CORNER!!! Maxwell releases Airhart, as Jonny drops straight to the canvas of the ring!

Stew-O: Jonny Airhart is down, while Ogawa is in an enormous amount of pain in the corner. Maxwell definitely has full control of this match right now as he steps towards the Stardust Devil Ogawa. Maxwell grabs Ogawa by the head, and throws him out of the corner and down to the ring mat. Maxwell now begins to climb his way up to the top rope. He stands high in the air, as Airhart and Ogawa slowly work up to their hands and knees, then up to their feet. They both look at Maxwell with shock in their eyes as he leaps into the air!! DIVING CROSSBODY ONTO BOTH MEN BY THE TOP DOLLAR, MAXWELL!!! HE JUST FLATTENED THEM BOTH DOWN TO THE RING WITH JUST ONE MOVE, AND NOW HE’S HOOKING AIRHART’S LEG FOR THE PIN!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHH-

Flannery McCoy: There’s the kickout, but Maxwell immediately leaps over to cover Ogawa now!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

THHHHH-

Stew-O: A kickout once more, this time by Ogawa. Maxwell isn’t too happy as he wanted to walk out the number one contender just then. He’s a member of Insurgency, a group that isn’t foreign to EAW Gold and Championships. For him to get his opportunity to fight for the New Breed Championship would be incredible for him!! I think he realizes this, as he’s analyzing his two opponents. It’s clear that Ogawa has taken a lot of punishment to the body so far in this match, and so Maxwell decides to target him!! The Top Dollar Grabs at Ogawa’s boots.. What is he thinking here?!? He’s turning the Stardust Devil over and.. HE LOCKS IN THE BOSTON CRAB!! OGAWA’S BACK HAS BEEN THROUGH A LOT, AND NOW MAXWELL IS IN THE PERFECT POSITION TO SNAP IT!! Maxwell pulls back on Ogawa’s legs with everything he has!! He’s stretching the hips of Ogawa while also compressing the spine more than it should be!! Ogawa is freaking out and may just tap out!! But he doesn’t!! Ogawa understands what’s at stake tonight, and a shot at the New Breed Championship is enough for Ogawa to fight the pain and begins army crawling his way to the ropes with Maxwell on his back!! Ogawa is almost to the ropes!! He has his fingers stretched out as he’s only inches away.. Centimeters away.. AND MAXWELL STANDS UP AND DRAGS OGAWA BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING, THEN SITS BACK INTO THE BOSTON CRAB!!! OGAWA IS FREAKING OUT IN PAIN!! THIS MAY BE IT!!

Flannery McCoy: NO!! TWISTING DDT BY JONNY AIRHART ONTO MAXWELL OUT OF NOWHERE!! I guess Jonny got up to his feet, and charged in just in time to prevent Ogawa from tapping out! That was a close call, but Airhart made the save for both him and Ogawa, because Maxwell was only seconds away from winning this match just now! Airhart sees Ogawa flat on his stomach, and kicks him over as The Stardust Devil rolls onto his back. Airhart stands right beside him and turns around.. STANDING MOONSAULT!! IT CONNECTS, AND NOW AIRHART GOES FOR THE PIN!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRR-

Jake Mercer: Another kickout by Ogawa!!

Flannery McCoy: Airhart gets back up to his feet. He’s definitely frustrated after that kickout since he thought the damage was done. However, Airhart now turns his attention over to Maxwell who is slowly getting up to his feet. Jonny approaches Maxwell and goes for a right hand to the head! Maxwell staggers back, but immediately responds with a forearm shot to the head that sends Airhart back a few steps!! Airhart again with a right hand!! Another!! And Another!!! Maxwell is cornered now as he leans back against the turnbuckles! Airhart grabs at Maxwell’s wrist.. RIPCORD LARIAT!! NO!! Maxwell ducks underneath the arms and gets from behind Airhart!!! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX BY MAXWELL!!! NO!!! AIRHART WITH TREMENDOUS ATHLETICISM AS HE FLIPS IN MID-AIR AND LANDS ON HIS FEET BEHIND MAXWELL!! The Top Dollar has no idea, as he turns around and.. AIRHART WITH THE SITOUT JAWBREAKER!!! Maxwell instantly drops back first down to the canvas!!! Jonny Airhart now rises up to his feet, as he runs over to the corner turnbuckles! He climbs his way up to the top as he stares down at Maxwell!! Airhart takes flight.. CORKSCREW 450 SPLASH BY JONNY AIRHART ONTO MAXWELL CONNECTS!!! AIRHART GOES FOR THE PIN!!!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE-

Stew-O: NO!! MAXWELL KICKS OUT!! Airhart can’t believe it!! Such a spectacular move, but it’s still not enough to finish this match! Airhart rises back up to his feet, and grabs Maxwell by the head before bringing him up to his feet as well!! Quick kick to the abdomen by Airhart drops Maxwell down to his knee! Airhart now with a shining wizard!! NO!! Maxwell ducks underneath the leg as Airhart falls to his stomach on the mat!! Airhart slowly gets back up to his feet, as Maxwell instantly turns him around and kicks him in the stomach!! Maxwell now pulls Airhart in and lifts him into the air!!! FERRARI OVERDRIVE!! THE SITOUT X-PLEX!!!!! NO!!! Airhart uses the momentum from the lift, and lands on his feet behind Maxwell!! Jonny turns Maxwell around, and locks in a double hammerlock!! He then transitions into.. A BELLY TO BACK MAT SLAM!! Maxwell hits the canvas hard, then instantly rolls out of the ring after being hit by that signature maneuver from Jonny!! Wait a second.. It’s Komatsu Ogawa who is back up to his feet!! He charges in at Jonny Airhart!! RUNNING HIGH KNEE BY OGAWA!!! NO!!! Jonny Airhart side steps, and OGAWA runs knee first into the corner turnbuckles!! Ogawa is clutching at his knee in pain, as he turns around.. RIPCORD LARIAT BY AIRHART WHO GOT A TIGHT GRIP ON OGAWA’S ARM!!! Maxwell is still down at ringside, as Airhart scales up to the top rope!! He looks down at Ogawa.. MAKING THE MONEY!!! THE MODIFIED 630 SENTON CONNECTS!!! AIRHART HAS OGAWA DOWN AND GOES FOR THE PIN!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

(‘Pretty Boy Swag’ by Soulja Boy hits, as Jonny Airhart rises up to his feet and gets his hand raised by the referee. The crowd boos heavily at the Rich Pretty Boy, as Airhartl celebrates his victory.)

Stephie Love: Here is your winner and number one contender for the EAW New Breed Championship!!! RICH PRETTY BOY!!! JONNY AIRHART!!!

Stew-O: What a competitive match by these three Elitists, but in the end it was Jonny Airhart who emerged victorious. Andre Walker will have his hands full against him in the near future, and that’s a match I can’t wait to see!!

Flannery McCoy: Most definitely, Stew. Jonny Airhart showed out tonight in this match, and his efforts are all paying off as he has his chance to finally win his first championship here in EAW.

(The screen shows Jonny Airhart celebrating in the ring before fading out.)

(A commercial for Space Jam 2 starring Andre Walker where he cries about the changes to Lola Bunny)

(Dynasty returns to commercial break as Stephie Love, microphone in hand, is shown in the ring.)

Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS A SINGLES CONTEST, SCHEDULED FOR ONEEEEE FALLLL!!!

(‘M3tamorphosis’ by Playboi Carti, Kid Cudi, sounds throughout the arena as the eyes turn to the main stage. Impact, through a strobe of bright white lights, begins his journey to the ring. Paying zero attention to this virtual crowd, Impact stoically walks up the steps, into the ring.)

Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST, WRESTLING OUT OF SEATTLE, WASHINGTON, WEIGHING AT 221 POUNDSSSSS, HE IS THE ‘REMIIIXXXXXXX’, IMPAACTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: we’ve all been looking forward to this one! It’s always a treat to witness a legend such as Impact, squaring off with a young lion like MITSUBACHI. A win tonight could help get Impact back on track to being one of Dynasty’s main attractions. A crushing blow to his dream occurred at King of Elite, being defeated by The Visual Prophet in an absolute stunner of a match. Impact’s got cold fire in his eyes tonight, getting past him won’t be an easy task!

(‘M3tamorphosis’ fades to a silence, replaced by ‘il vento d’oro’ by Yugo Kanno, MITSUBACHI eagerly makes his way onto the stage.)

Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT, WEIGHING IN AT 187 POUNDS, WRESTLING OUT OF SOKA, SAITAMA, JAPANNNNNNNN!!! ‘THE ARTISTTTTTTT’ MITSUBACHIIIIIIII!!!!!!

Stew-O: Getting past this man will also be more than a tough task! MITSUBACHI’s been a force to reckon with as of late, yet still, he’s out to make his mark as more than just a fireball of potential. He wants to be a mainstay on Dynasty. He wants to be a champion. Beating Impact tonight would surely put him on the fasttrack to a major opportunity! We know he’s got the heart of a fighter, and never gives up easily, but he’ll need more tonight! He’ll need that one final edge to tilt the scales his way, and defeat Impact! This is his chance to seize the day!

(Mitsubachi throws his jacket to the outside, both men are ready to engage.)

(DING! DING DING!)

Flannery McCoy: Here we go! Two of Dynasty’s finest head to head! Impact out of the corner, collar and elbow tie-up, muscling MITSUBACHI back into the corner. Impact now with his forearm pressed against the face of MITSUBACHI, the referee giving Impact five seconds, he uses them all. Perhaps a clean break-, Impact smacked MITSUBACHI! Now smiling at him! Impact with a filthy display of disrespect! MITSUBACHI shoves Impact back to the center of the ring, they lock horns again! 

Stew-O: This time it’s MITSUBACHI who gains the upper hand, pressuring Impact into the turnbuckles! MITSUBACHI with a nasty calf kick! Slicing through the leg of Impact! Now tracking Impact down, MITSUBACHI drills him with yet another calf kick! We know MITSUBACHI is as cerebral as they come, maybe he’s found a target! Impact grabs the hair of MITSUBACHI, now transitioning to a side headlock. MITSUBACHI throws Impact against the ropes- But Impact ducks the kick attempt from MITSUBACHI! Now spinning him around, CRACK! A blistering knife edge chop from Impact! Thunderous from the hall of famer! 

Jake Mercer: Impact follows up with another chop! Cracking those chops off the chest of MITSUBACHI, Impact looks for an irish whip! Throwing MITSUBACHI towards the ropes, but he turns it around, sending Impact hurdling off the ropes! MITSUBACHI meets him in the middle with a strong kick to the midsection! Now a forearm to the jaw of Impact! MITSUBACHI with a snapmare that whips Impact to the canvas, and a kick to the back of Impact’s head! Good lord, that one rang his bell! Impact rolls to the outside, and MITSUBACHI is on a roll! 

Flannery McCoy: Impact trying to avoid this onslaught from a very sharp MITSUBACHI, but he’s giving him no room to rest! MITSUBACHI knows that a big win tonight over Impact could catapult his career to new heights, he can’t squander this chance! MITSUBACHI now drives a knee into the midsection of Impact, and again with a leg kick! Impact’s leg is quickly becoming hamburger meat in this match! Ooooh, Impact fires back with a headbutt that rocks MITSUBACHI! That one put him on wobbly legs, Impact grabs MITSUBACHI- who shoots another debilitating calf kick! That one infuriated Impact! He drives a boot into the stomach of MITSUBACHI! Now throwing him head first into the barricade is Impact, that thud was horrific! 

Jake Mercer: IMPACT, LOOK AT IMPACT! HE’S ON THE BARRICADE, TEETERING ALONG THE NARROW PADDED METAL! MITSUBACHI DOESN’T KNOW WHAT’S COMING TO HIM! IMPACT WITH A MOONSAULT OFF THE BARRICADE! HE TAKES MITSUBACHI DOWN TO THE FLOOR WITH A BANG, WHAT ATHLETICISM FROM IMPACT! 

(Impact looks into the camera and shouts; “SEE, I CAN STILL DO THAT SHIT!”)

Stew-O: HE CERTAINLY CAN! Impact with a moonsault off the barricade, now rolling MITSUBACHI back into the ring, Impact goes for the cover!

(ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!)

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!)

(THHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRR-)

Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT! MITSUBACHI powers out of the pinfall attempt! Impact gets to his feet and starts stomping the head of MITSUBACHI! Absolutely ruthless from Impact! Getting Mitsubachi to his feet, powering him into the corner. Impact with an irish whip, he sends MITSUBACHI back first into the turnbuckles! MITSUBACHI’s body crashing into the turnbuckles! He stumbles back towards Impact, who comes off the ropes with a running bulldog! He plants MITSUBACHI with a running bulldog, facefirst goes ‘The Artist’! Mitsubachi in deep trouble, Impact has found his footing in this match, and he seems to have found it on the back of MITSUBACHI’s neck!

Stew-O: Impact now with a foot on the chest of MITSUBACHI, arms raised in the air, he’s basking in the glory of the- MITSUBACHI WITH AN UPKICK TO THE CHIN! He rattles the jaw of Impact! MITSUBACHI on his feet, Impact goes for one more knife edge chop- MITSUBACHI avoids it! He ducked under it, now nails Impact with another kick to the calf! That one wobbled Impact! MITSUBACHI is still working on that leg of Impact! MITSUBACHI hops to the second turnbuckle, hHE FLIES WITH A TORNADO DDT THAT DRIVES IMPACT INTO THE MAT! WHAT A DDT FROM MITSUBACHI!

Jake Mercer: He’s really expanded his arsenal over these past few months, you’re seeing it here! MITSUBACHI’s not going to tolerate Impact’s disrespect! The sportsmanship is out the window here tonight! Driving knees into the grounded Impact, just crushing his ribcage! Those knees sent Impact rolling outside, under the bottom rope! MITSUBACHI DOESN’T CARE, HE SLIDES WITH A SINGLE LEG DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF IMPACT! SENDING HIM FLYING TO THE FLOOR, MITSUBACHI IS TURNING THE GEAR UP TO 11! Rolling Impact back in the ring, MITSUBACHI sees an opportunity for victory! Going for an enziguri- No! Impact avoids it, sidestepping MITSUBACHI!

Flannery McCoy: IMPACT NOW WITH A STEP-UP ENZIGURI OF HIS OWN! WHAT A KICK! THAT ONE SMACKED OFF THE SIDE OF MITSUBACHI’S SKULL! MITSUBACHI ON WEAR LEG- HE SHOOTS A ROUND KICK! NO, IMPACT DUCKED UNDER IT, WAIT, MITSUBACHI FOLLOWED IT UP WITH A SPINNING WHEEL KICK FROM THE OTHER LEG! WOW! WHAT A CLEVER MOVE FROM MITSUBACHI, OUTSMARTING IMPACT! IMPACT SOMEHOW FIRES BACK WITH A CLOTHESLINE, THAT ONE SENT MITSUBACHI TUMBLING BACK AGAINST THE ROPES! HE COMES BACK AND IMPACT GOES FOR ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE, SWINGING WILDLY! MITSUBACHI EVADES THIS ONE, TAKES THE BACK OF IMPACT, AND DROPS HIM WITH A NASTY SINGLE LEG BACKSTABBER!!!

Stew-O: WHAT A SEQUENCE, THESE TWO MEN WITH AN EXCHANGE OF ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL OFFENSE! BUT IMPACT TOOK THE BRUNT OF IT! MITSUBACHI still on his feet, teetering against the ropes! He drags Impact to the turnbuckles, barely able to breathe, but still fighting. MITSUBACHI places his foot on the chest of Impact, oh boy, you know what he’s got in mind! THE VIBRATING FOOT! MITSUBACHI WITH THAT FOOT BACK AND FORTH INTO THE CHEST OF IMPACT, I THINK I HEARD IMPACTS ORGANS SMACK AGAISNT HIS SPINE, THEN BACK AGAINST HIS RIBCAGE!

Flannery McCoy: MITSUBACHI now rises to his feet like a man possessed, he knows he’s got Impact in serious trouble! Running across the ring and driving his feet through the body of impact with a dropkick in the corner! Impact is being brutalized! He smells blood in the water, up to the second rope goes MITSUBACHI! He’s looking for the diving yakuza kick! MITSUBACHI GOING TO SHATTER THE JAW OF IMPA- NO, IMPACT MAKES A B-LINE UP TO THE SECOND ROPE, SENDING MITSUBACHI CRASHING TO THE CANVAS WITH A ‘TURNING TIDES’ FRANKEINSTER! AS THE NAME WOULD SUGGEST, IMPACT CERTAINLY DID CHANGE THE TIDES WITH ONE SPLIT SECOND MOVE, WOW! 

Jake Mercer: Impact peels MITSUBACHI off the canvas, double underhook hold! IMPACT LIFTS HIM INTO THE AIR AND DROPS HIM SPINE FIRST INTO HIS KNEE! WHAT A BACKBREAKER FROM IMPACT! NOW HE LIFTS MITSUBACHI TO HIS FEET AGAIN! IMPACT SLAMS HIM TO THE CANVAS WITH ‘THE ABSOLUTION’!!!! HE HIT IT! THIS COULD BE IT, IMPACT GOES FOR THE COVER AGAIN!!!! 

(ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!)

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!)

(THHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!)

Stew-O: KICKOUT! HE KICKED OUT! MITSUBACHI KICKS OUT! HE SURVIVES AGAIN! THE TOUGHNESS ON THIS GUY IS SOMETHING ELSE! IMPACT KNOWS HE’S GOT HIM ON THE ROPES, HE NEEDS TO CAPITALIZE NOW! HE GRABS THE LEGS OF MITSUBACHI, HE’S GOT ‘THE WALLS OF IMPACT’ ON MIND, HE’S TRYING TO TURN MITSUBACHI ONTO HIS STOMACH! MITSUBACHI IS FIGHTING DESPERATELY, HE KNOWS THAT IF IMPACT LOCKS IT IN, HE’LL BE DOOMED! MITSUBACHI STILL DESPERATELY FIGHTING, BUT IMPACT WITH A NASTY CHOP TO THE BACK OF MITSUBACHI’S NECK! GOOD LORD, NOW HE LOCKS IN ‘THE WALLS OF IMPACT”!!!

Flannery McCoy: HE’S GOT IT, ‘THE WALLS OF IMPACT’ ARE IN!!!!!

Stew-O: THIS IS GONNA BE IT, MITSUBACHI IS GONNA TAP!!!!

Jake Mercer: HE’S GOTTA TAP, HE’S TRYING TO FIGHT TO THE BOTTOM ROPE, BUT HE CAN’T GET THEIR FAST ENOUGH! WAIT, HE’S ABOUT TO TAP, HE’S GOT HIS HAND IN THE AIR- NO! HE CLAWS TOWARDS THE ROPES ONE MORE TIME! MITSUBACHI IS ALMOST THERE, HE’S ALMOST AT THE ROPES! NO, IMPACT DRAGS HIM BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING, TRYING TO LOCK IN ‘THE WALLS’ ONE MORE TIME! HE CAN’T DO IT, MITSUBACHI GETS TO HIS BACK AND FIGHTS OUT OF IT! NOW MITSUBACHI BACK TO HIS FEET, AN ELBOW TO THE JAW OF IMPACT! MITSUBACHI COMES OFF THE ROPES, IMPACT CATCHES HIM, SPINS HIM AROUND, AND DROPS HIM WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER! TWO BACKBREAKERS NOW FROM IMPACT! 

Stew-O: MITSUBACHI IS DOWN AGAIN, IMPACT NOW EYES THE ROPES, LOOKING FOR ‘FLIGHT SIGHTS’!!!! IMPACT OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE, SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT- NO! MITSUBACHI ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, IMPACT HITS THE CANVAS HARD! NO WATER IN THE POOL FOR IMPACT! NOW MITSUBACHI GRABS IMPACT AND LAUNCHES HIM WITH A REVERSE EXPLODER SUPLEX! MITSUBACHI DROPS IMPACT ON HIS FACE AGAIN! NOW LOOKING FOR ‘TYRANT REVENGE’!!!! HE’S LOOKING FOR THAT RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE!!!! HE GOES FOR IT, BUT IMPACT INTERCEPTS HIM AND MEETS HIM WITH AN ENZIGURI TO THE FACE! 

Flannery McCoy: BANG! MITSUBACHI WITH A SHATTERING KICK TO THE CALF OF IMPACT ONCE AGAIN, THIS ONE DROPS IMPACT TO A KNEE! THOSE CALF KICKS CREATED SUCH EXTENSIVE DAMAGE, WHAT A STRATEGY FROM MITSUBACHI! NOW HE GOES FOR IT AGAIN! ‘TYRANT REVENGE’!!!!!!!!!!! HE NAILED IT, HE SLAMMED HIS KNEE OF THE JAW OF IMPACT, THAT’S IT! THAT’S GOTTA BE ALL SHE WROTE! MITSUBACHI FALLS INTO THE PIN, HERE WE GO! FR THE BIGGEST WIN OF HIS CAREER!!!!

(OOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!)

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Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT!!! ALLALALDO:WPLDPA{KAWPDAKEKSKKEE!!!!! HE KICKED OUT! IMPACT KICKED OUT! HE SHOT THAT SHOULDER OFF THE CANVS AT THE VERY LAST SECOND! HOW DID HE DO IT?!?! MITSUBACHI CAN’T BELIEVE IT, HE THOUGHT HE HAD THIS MATCH WON!!!! WHAT A SHOWING BY BOTH MEN!

Jake Mercer: He very well may have it won! He’s setting up for yet another ‘Tyrant Revenge’ knee strike! HE’S CALLING FOR IMPACT TO GET UP, HERE HE GOES!! HE RUNS AT IMPACT, FULL SPEED AHEAD! NO! IMPACT SCOOPED HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, DROPS MITSUBACHI ONTO HIS FEET AND IMMEDIATELY SHOCKS HIM WITH AN ‘EVISCERATION’!!!! HE GOT HIM, HE CAUGHT MITSUBACHI WITH THAT DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER!!! BUT MITSUBACHI ROLLS OUT OF THE RING, JUST BARELY AVOIDING THE PINFALL ATTEMPT! IMPACT HIT HIM SO HARD IT SENT MITSUBACHI ALL THE WAY TO THE OUTSIDE! 

Stew-O: Impact to the outside, trying to roll MITSUBACHI back into the ring, he had this match won! Impact was so close! He rolls MITSUBACHI back under the bottom rope, and gets back into the ring. Impact knows MITSUBACHI is out of it- WAIT, MAYBE NOT! MITSUBACHI WITH A QUICK PACKAGE PIN! HE’S GOT IMPACT DOWN FOR THE COVER!

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Jake Mercer: KICKOUT!!!! IMPACT SURVIVED, HE KICKED OUT WITH A SPLIT SECOND TO GO, THAT ALMOST LOOKED LIKE A THREE COUNT! IMPACT POPS UP TO HIS FEET AND CRACKS MITSUBACHI WITH A ‘FIRST OF FURY’ RIGHT HAND! THAT ONE FELLED ‘THE REBORN’ MITSUBACHI, NOW IMPACT HOLDING MITSUBACHI UP BY HIS HAIR, FINISHES OFF MITSUBACHI WITH ANOTHER ‘EVISCERATION’!!!! A SECOND ‘EVISCERATION’!!!! THIS IS IT, THIS HAS TO BE IT!!! IMPACT GOES FOR THE COVER ON MITSUBACHI! 

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(DING! DING! DING!)

(‘M3tamorphosis by Playboi Carti, Kid Cudi, begins to play as Impact falls back to the canvas after a grueling contest.)

Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, HERE IS YOUR WINNER, IMPACCCTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: What a match,, what a performance by both men, but wow, Impact was on another level tonight. Sharper than ever. 

Stew-O: Absolutely, MITSUBACHI was surely at his best tonight, but even that couldn’t topple the unyielding, Impact. 

Jake Mercer: If he was out to make a statement, he did it, what a victory for Impact this was. Wait, what is he doing?

(Impact rolls to the outside, snatches a microphone, rolls back into the ring and begins to speak.)

Impact: LIGHT WORK. Absolute light work, much as I prophesied this match would be. Impact with another win on his belt, another scraping og my proverbial boots on the doormat that is Dynasty’s singles competitors. Too fucking easy. I say it week in and week out, give me a real challenge. 

(Virtual crowd boos Impact as he tells them to “shut up”.)

Impact: As a matter of fact, why don’t I, the man himself, afford one of you the chance of a lifetime. The seedling of hope your dying careers have been searching for. From now on, every single week, an open challenge. One of you can step up and challenge this company’s star player. Every single week. And I look forward to the weekly reminders of just why none of you will ever capitalize on the opportunities afforded to you, not like I have, and will continue to do. 

(Impact drops the mic and rolls under the bottom rope. Making his way up the ramp with a blank expression on his face.)

Flannery McCoy: Wow! Did you hear that?! Starting next week, Impact is going to be holding weekly open challenges to whoever wants to face him! What an opportunity! Every week someone new will have the chance to take their shot at one of the most prolific competitors we’ve ever seen!

Jake Mercer: Impact clearly as confident as ever, and I like it! 

Stew-O: Pause.

Jake Mercer: Anyway, a win over Impact will surely put any competitor’s name in a title shot picture, and make them one to watch! You want EAW management to notice you? Beating Impact is the way! 

Stew-O: I can’t wait to see who steps up and challenges him next week! 

(MITSUBACHI leans against the ropes, a disappointed expression on his face as Impact walks through the curtain. Dynasty fades to commercial break.)

(A commercial for a hair shaving kit starring Charlie Marr, somethings are better left unknown, like Charlie Marr with hair)

(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)

Stephie Love: The following contest is a tag team match set for one fall!

Crowd: ONE FALL!!

(‘In Over My Head’ by grandson hits as The Realm makes their way to the ring as Dr. Angelo D’Angelo is shown placing headphones over his ears at the commentary desk.)

Stephie Love: Introducing first they are the team of Harper Lee and Sierra Bradford… THE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREALM!!!!

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Ah yes we are really feeling the ancestors spirits tonight! For once here in EAW we are having black excellence on commentary! Now if you would all remain silent and listen to the words of wisdom the doctor has for you all maybe you would learn something.

Jake Mercer: I have a lot of things to teach you. Remember back in 1855 when…

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: End your ignorance!!!

Flannery McCoy: We should have him out here every week to shut Jake up.

Stew-O: Agreed.

(“ME” by Taylor Swift ft. Brendon Urie hits as Veena Adams makes her way to the ring.)

Stephie Love: And their opponents… first from Greenwich, Connecticut weighing in at 125 pounds she is VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENA ADAMSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: The Yakubian devil is strong within this white witch. I can feel her now attempting to seduce many of my brothers. But they must not be led astray. Oh no they must find their queens! For every man is a king. Every woman is a queen. But this one here cannot be trusted!

Flannery McCoy: Facts only. She a bitch!

Jake Mercer: Flan about to be fired! Hate to see it!

Stew-O: If Flan gets fired I am taking you down with her!

(“Bad Guy” by Morrisson hits to boos from the crowd as Charlie Marr makes his way to the ring talking shit as he goes.)

Stephie Love: And lastly from Tower Hamlets, London, United Kingdom weighing in at 240 pounds… he is “The Conscience of EAW” CHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLIE MARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: This man is the conscience of EAW? Oh no. He is that evil spirit whispering lies into your ears. Trust not! Only trust the words of the good doctor and you too can be saved! Stay woke!

Flannery McCoy: Charlie Marr is here and this team of him and Veena is definitely not popular with our fans.

Jake Mercer: What are you talking about Flannery? I love them!

Stew-O: Well I am sure you do Jake. But does anyone love you?

Jake Mercer: :mjcry: !!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Oh good lord look at all of this caucasity in the ring! Such audacity I have never seen the likes of it in my life!

Flannery McCoy: Great commentary and observations as always from the good doctor as we begin this match with the fair-haired and fair-skinned Harper Lee competing against the well my contract forces me to tell you all that she is fair… Veena Adams.

Stew-O: She is certainly unfair but we only talk about that when she is not listening. Wait is my mic on? Oh well I was planning on retiring anyway. Veena Adams and Harper Lee lock up in the ring! Wait small package by Veena on Harper!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

Jake Mercer: Kickout by Harper Lee as Veena Adams tried and failed to put this one away quickly! Veena back up first and grabs Harper from the back of the head and tosses her over the top. But Harper lands on the apron. Veena charges in but an Enzuigiri over the top rope staggers Harper back! Veena up to the top! Flying Crossbody off the top rope right into yet another pinfall!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Veena Adams this time kicks out reaching deep down and unleashing the hidden powers of the Yakubian devil deep within. You know that you can fight that devil you can beat it deep down inside but everytime you look away even for a second it will claw its way back out. Climb its way back out. It survives in the shadows in the darkness. You may not even know it is there! But let me tell you brothers and sisters! It is always there and you have to keep fighting it back down into the hell from whence it came!

Flannery McCoy: Veena Adams quickly slides across the ring making the tag in to Charlie Marr as she rolls outside catching her breath! She can’t believe that anyone laid hands on her! Well this is a match and she knew she was competing so I… well whatever best not to analyze this crazy bitch too much. Anyway back to the action. Charlie Marr entering the ring and he is being met and stared down by Harper Lee. Harper suddenly takes a three point stance charging in with a Running Shoulder Thrust driving Charlie right into the corner of the ring with force! But Charlie leaps over her and grabs her from behind… TRANQUILITY!!! THE REAR NAKED CHOKE HOLD IS APPLIED!!! Charlie now choking the life out of Harper right here in the ring!

Stew-O: Harper Lee struggling but she may have to tap out! She gets her hand on the ropes but Charlie uses his other leg to kick it off! How dirty!

Jake Mercer: Harper Lee gets her hand on the ropes again forcing the hold to be broken. But Charlie holds on past the five count!

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! BREAK IT UP! NO COME ON CHARLIE! YOU’RE KILLING HER! LET GO! I WILL DISQUALIFY YOU!

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Now for just a second I would like you all to stop focusing on the action. Instead focus on the hairless skull of this cracker Charlie Marr. Look beneath the folds of mutated non-melanated skin to what lies beneath. Now what do you see down there my brothers and sisters? Bone. Skull. That is what lies beneath. But this Charlie oh my he is certainly a fabulous specimen for our purposes. Just look at how his skull is shaped and observe the fact that this is clearly not a human being on the same level as the rest of us. You see him use such evil and demonic tactics in the ring such as only a Yakubian devil could ever produce. It is not his fault. He was created that way and it is in his very blood. You can see my brothers and sisters that this Charlie Marr if that is indeed his real name as of course you cannot trust him. He is indeed truly the most Yakubian peckerwood that my eyes have ever laid eyes upon. Oh lawd have mercy I can feel the hellfire from this demonic creature here at the announce table from many feet away!

Flannery McCoy: Charlie Marr finally relents with the hold as he picks up Harper Lee and punches her right in the face. Harper keels over weakened by the submission but Charlie grabs her with both hands around the throat and tosses her into the corner! But he tosses Harper into her own corner! Sierra Bradford makes the tag! Sierra in over the top rope as she springboards across with a Flying Clothesline to take down Charlie Marr! Marr back up… but a Big Boot right to the face from Sierra takes him down! Charlie back up but Sierra with a Running Shoulder Thrust sending him into the turnbuckle with force. Charlie yells out in pain but Sierra is unrelenting and picks up Charlie slamming him down to the mat. Sierra now making her way up to the top rope… FLYING MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP!

Stew-O: But there is nobody home! Wait Sierra Bradford landed on her feet! Standing Moonsault into the cover!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: But Veena Adams slides into the ring to break it up!

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Witness now the natural attraction of these non-melanated devils as they come to save each other without even thinking. Without even questioning it. As if to preserve each other and thus spread their evil further. They are like a hive-minded swarm and cannot allow others to exist or cease to exist without involving themselves. It is as if to demonstrate that the lack of melanin within them causes a drug addicted state that naturally brings them together. For they do have a small amount but it is not enough to sustain a natural human like you or I brothers and sisters. They are desperate for it and they must all join together as one in order to pretend to reach full sentience. Just as they seek to put us all in chains so do they attempt to chain together themselves into a great chain of oppression!

Flannery McCoy: Sierra Bradford with a Curb Stomp to the bald skull of Charlie Marr!

Jake Mercer: NO! CHARLIE ROLLED THROUGH! HE GRABS THE TIGHTS!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Not this way! Break that cover! Break those chains!

Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stephie Love: Here are your winners… the tag team of VEENA ADAMS… AND CHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRLIE MARR!!!!

(“Bad Guy” by Morrisson hits to boos from the crowd as Dr. Angelo D’Angelo is shown slamming down his headset and storming into the ring. He is outraged.)

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Now Mr. referee sir. You sure about that one? I mean that is just not right! Did you not see the hand full of tights? My man had his hand so far down her crack that I could literally see into Sierra’s hole into her soul! Oh my sister Sierra she don’t got much soul but I saw what was there!

Referee: Damn. I wish I could’ve seen that. I mean… I DIDN’T SEE ANYTHING! MY DECISION STANDS!

Charlie Marr: Haha you dumb idiot! I won the match! Stay mad!

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Oh my I can feel the mayo flowing! Charlie! I will slap the shit out of you! An exorcism must be performed!

(Dr. Angelo D’Angelo throws his kente kufi in Charlie Marr’s face. Charlie just laughs and smiles an evil grin. Dr. D’Angelo suddenly begins to back up as Charlie advances but finds Veena behind him.)

Flannery McCoy: The good doctor has been trapped! Oh I don’t like where this is going!

(Charlie Marr grabs Dr. Angelo D’Angelo by the throat and tosses him across the ring. He and Veena stalk him with demonic grins on their faces as they begin to ball up their hands into fists.)

Stew-O: WAIT WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!? CHARLIE AND VEENA ABOUT TO GO TO TOWN ON THE DOCTOR!!! OH SHIT CAN IT BE?!?!?

Flannery McCoy: IT’S SERENA BENNETT!!! THIS CROWD HAS EXPLODED HERE TONIGHT AS SERENA BENNETT IS MAKING HER WAY TO THE RING! SERENA SLIDING INTO THE RING AS SHE BEGINS TO THROW HANDS WITH VEENA!!!

(Charlie Marr is shown rolling out of the ring as he escapes. Serena tosses Veena over the top rope as she begins to run backstage in retreat as well.)

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: OH YES! MY QUEEN! YOU CAME FOR ME!!! :ahh: !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN FEEL THE SPIRITS OF OUR ANCESTORS SMILING DOWN UPON US THIS DAY!!!

Jake Mercer: It looks like Serena Bennett made the save just in time! Who knows what Charlie Marr and Veena Adams would have done if she had not made her way out to the ring.

(Dr. Angelo D’Angelo is shown with a huge grin on his face as he embraces and wraps himself around the leg of Serena Bennett hugging her in a sign of true love and devotion. Serena tries to pull away but his grasp is too strong so she just rolls her eyes in annoyance.)

(The camera cuts to a commercial for Thor: The Dark World which is officially endorsed by EAW as the greatest Marvel and superhero film ever made!)

(The camera fades into Stephie Love standing at the center of the ring with a smile on her face)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

(‘GATTI’ by JACKBOY ft. Pop Smoke plays up to loud cheers as Andre Walker makes his way out to the stage with the New Breed Championship in hand. He takes the title and raises it in the air before placing it over his shoulder and making his way towards the ring)

Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 185 pounds… he is the NEW BREED CHAMPION… THE NOTORIOUS… ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: And out comes Andre who last week was on the losing side of things on Dynasty with the PURE Champion, Limmy Monaghan against The Visual Prophet as it’s clear if there’s one thing he wants to make sure happens tonight, it’s redemption.

Flannery McCoy: For sure, but it’s not going to be so easy as he expects. But what’s new? Mind you, this is a man who beat Mr. DEDEDE-

Jake Mercer: That is hottest upstart Mr. DEDEDE to you!

Flannery McCoy: Who beat Mr. DEDEDE to defend his New Breed Championship, he’s willing to take on all adversity and he’s going to show that tonight!

(Andre makes his way up the steel steps as he enters into the ring. He makes his way up to the top rope as he holds up his New Breed Championship once more to the cheers of the crowd. He jumps off and makes his way over to his corner as from there ‘GATTI’ fades out. ‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill then blasts through the speakers to loud boos as Xander Payne makes his way out to the stage. He has an obviously frustrated look as he looks to the ring with a straight look. He doesn’t waste any time whatsoever as he makes his way down the ramp from there)

Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 263 pounds… THE PAYNEKILLER… XANDER PAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: As for Xander despite getting a win last week, what happened this week doesn’t make him such the happiest person in the world. Having been met with the abrupt return of his Payne brother, he was taken down by LC as a message was definitely sent by the Champ!

Flannery McCoy: But one thing he should take out of it is that he has a match for the World Heavyweight Championship in his hands. And also using that anger heading into this match might do a good benefit for him, who knows! Let’s see for ourselves!

Jake Mercer: I think he’s just hangry. Being fat means you eat a lot, I can only guess he hasn’t eaten his daily steak yet. But that’s fine, he can get it once he’s done this match. :wow:

(Xander makes his way up the steel steps and into the ring as he takes a big circle around the ring before finding himself at the center of the ring. Spreading his arms out to the boos of the crowd, he makes his way over to his corner and gets ready as ‘It Follows’ fades out and after a while, the ref signals for the bell)

(DING! DING! DING)

Stew-O: Here we go as this highly competitive match is finally underway!

Flannery McCoy: AS ANDRE IS NOT WASTING ANY TIME RUNNING FORWARD AND LEAPING INTO THE AIR AS HE TAKES XANDER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A QUICK HURRICANRANA! Xander falling immediately to the floor as he attempts to roll back up to a knee, BUT ANDRE FROM BEHIND RUNNING FORWARD AS HE SENDS A KNEE TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD TO SEND HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Jake Mercer: Xander collapses down to the ground definitely not expecting this as Andre gets right back up and runs towards him, HE’S GOING FOR A RUNNING MOONSAULT! But it’s Xander that moves out of the way that leaves nobody home for Andre! Xander getting right up to a knee, but it’s Andre that kips up to his feet! AS XANDER RUNS FORWARD AND TAKES HIM BY SURPRISE WITH A RUNNING LARIAT!

Stew-O: The New Breed Champion is taken down to the ground as Xander grabs him by his arm and brings him back up, AS HE STOMPS DOWN ON HIS CHEST TO FORCE HIM BACK TO THE GROUND! Xander approaching this match with pure ruthlessness as he’s bringing Andre back up! But Andre stops him just barely with an elbow strike to the bridge of his nose before he can do anything else! Xander forced back but is running right towards him, as Andre grabs him by the head and sends a knee towards his gut! Xander completely taken by surprise, as Andre waits for him to double over and slams another knee towards his face to send him down to a seated position! AS HE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND GOES FOR A BASEMENT DROPKICK!

Flannery McCoy: Which takes Xander down to the ground! Xander grabbing his face as he’s attempting to roll away to safety but Andre is right back at him as he brings him back up to his feet! Xander forced back up to a vertical base as now he’s sent to the corner via an Irish whip by Andre, AS ANDRE RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A RUNNING FOREARM TO A CORNERED XANDER!

Jake Mercer: BUT XANDER TURNS IT AROUND AS HE LIFTS HIM UP AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A POWERSLAM! XANDER TURNING IT RIGHT INTO A PIN AS THE REF STARTS THE COUNT!

OOONNNEEE!!!

Stew-O: BUT IT’S ANDRE THAT KICKS OUT BEFORE TWO!

Flannery McCoy: And Xander saw that coming as he’s already grabbing Andre and locking in a side headlock! As he hammers away with fists to his face as Andre is completely defenseless! Xander showing an absolutely no-fucks-given mindset right now as the ref is running right in and forcing the both of them to split apart! But Xander isn’t done as he’s right back at the assault and just absolutely stomping away at Andre!

Jake Mercer: Xander is making sure that Andre gets a beating that he remembers as he grabs him and brings him up to his feet! AND IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR A HEADBUTT RIGHT ACROSS HIS SKULL! But it’s Andre that manages to sidestep it! BUT XANDER ATTEMPTS TO MAKE UP FOR IT WITH A SUPERKICK!

Stew-O: But Andre just in time manages to grab the leg before it connects! Andre taking his leg as with all his strength manages to spin Xander around, AS HE CATCHES HIM WITH A ENZUIGIRI TO THE SIDE OF HIS FACE! Xander forced down to a knee as he manages to plant himself down just before he fell to the ground, BUT THAT DIDN’T DO HIM ANY GOOD AS ANDRE TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BIG BICYCLE KICK!

Flannery McCoy: BUT ANDRE ISN’T DONE AS HE RUNS FORWARD AND LEAPS INTO THE AIR TAKING XANDER DOWN WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT! XANDER IS DOWN! ANDRE GOING FOR THE PIN!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTTWWWWWOOOO-

Jake Mercer: BUT XANDER KICKS OUT!

Stew-O: Both of these competitors laying it all on the line in this very physical matchup so far! Andre grabbing Xander by the head as he brings him up to his feet, and now is just attacking him with an assortment of forearms and strikes which is sending Xander back! Xander has nowhere to go much longer though as Andre manages to push him against the ropes which leads him straight into an Irish whip! Xander rebounds, AS ANDRE CONNECTS WITH A SPIN KICK TO HIS GUT TO DROP HIM DOWN TO A KNEE ONCE MORE! Andre isn’t done as he manages to slip through, AND GRAB XANDER AND GO FOR A DRAGON SUPLEX!

Flannery McCoy: But Xander with a big back elbow before Andre is able to hook his left arm forcing him to let go of the hold and saving him just in time! Andre spinning around as he goes for a Discus Forearm! But Xander with a kick to the gut to force him to stop! Xander setting him up now! Scoop Lift, INTO A EXPLODER SUPLEX WHICH DROPS ANDRE DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH EASE!

Jake Mercer: Andre is feeling it now as he’s rolling right over to the bottom rope to get himself back up to his feet, AS XANDER DOESN’T WASTE ANYTIME MAKING HIS WAY TOWARDS HIM TO TAKE HIM OUT WITH A CLOTHESLINE! But Andre manages to duck under as he takes Xander down to the middle rope with a Drop Toe Hold! Andre has him in a perfect position as he rebounds off the ropes and back, AS HE GOES FOR A TIGER FEINT KICK!

Stew-O: BUT XANDER COMPLETELY SHOVES ANDRE AWAY BEFORE IMPACT FORCING HIM TO TUMBLE DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE AREA! Xander once again saving himself from a close call just in time! Xander dropping down and rolling out of the ring as he grabs Andre and lifts him back up, AS HE GRABS HIM AND SLAMS HIM SPINE FIRST AGAINST THE RINGPOST!

Flannery McCoy: That definitely had to hurt as now it’s Xander rolling Andre back into the ring and him following as well! Andre is attempting to get himself back up to a knee but Xander is definitely not going to let him do that as he grabs him, AS XANDER GOES FOR A NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB! OH MY GOD! BUT ANDRE MANAGES TO PLANT HIS FEET TO THE GROUND BEFORE IMPACT AND TURN IT INTO A NECKBREAKER WHICH DROPS XANDER DOWN TO THE GROUND INSTEAD! WHAT A COUNTER!

Jake Mercer: Both of them are on the ground completely out of breath but it isn’t long as both of them are beginning to slowly recover and get back up to their feet! LOOK! ANDRE BRINGS XANDER UP AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A STUNNER! HE’S GOING FOR DARK FANTASY!

Stew-O: But Xander pushing Andre away before it connects! Andre stumbling forward but he’s turning right around, BUT IT’S XANDER THAT GRABS HIM AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A STUNNER OF HIS OWN! 

Flannery McCoy: Andre taken down to the ground as Xander has managed to turn the tables around in his favor just for the moment! Andre attempting to get up quickly, BUT IT’S XANDER THAT RUNS FORWARD AND JUMPS INTO THE AIR WITH A KNEE DROP TOWARDS HIS CHEST! All the air just left the chest of Andre as Xander drags him right up to his feet to follow up! AS XANDER GRABS HIM AND GOES FOR A STO TO TAKE HIM DOWN AGAIN!

Jake Mercer: But Andre managing to fight back! He’s sending elbows to the side of Xander’s head to escape out of it as Xander is forced to shove him away! XANDER GOING FOR A RUNNING BACK ELBOW NOW! But Andre with a side kick to his gut that doubles him over! AS OH MY GOD! ANDRE RUNNING FORWARD AND USING THIS OPPORTUNITY TO GO FOR THE DAWNBREAKER! FLIP PILEDRIVER WHILE XANDER IS TRYING TO RECOVER!

Stew-O: WAIT XANDER KEEPS HIM UP WITH PURE STRENGTH! HE’S GOING FOR THE LAST SEDATION! POP-UP POWERBOMB!

Flannery McCoy: BUT ANDRE TURNS IT INTO A FRANKENSTEINER AS HE DRIVES XANDER’S HEAD STRAIGHT INTO THE CANVAS! XANDER IS DOWN AS ANDRE LUNGES FORWARD AND GOES FOR A PIN ATTEMPT! COUNTER AFTER COUNTER! IS THIS MATCH COMING TO A HEAD?

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!!

Jake Mercer: BUT XANDER GETS THE SHOULDER UP!

Stew-O: Andre accepting that as he’s using the ropes to get back up to his feet and now is beginning to climb up to the top rope now! Xander is still down and out for a good moment which leaves an opening for Andre! AS HE LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND GOES FOR A BIG FROG SPLASH!

Flannery McCoy: BUT XANDER GETS THE KNEES UP! Andre grabbing at his gut as he stumbles up to his feet! OVERDOSE! DISCUS PALM STRIKE OUT OF NOWHERE TO THE NOSE OF ANDRE TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND OUT COLD! XANDER DROPPING DOWN AND GOING FOR THE PIN!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHH-

Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S ANDRE THAT MANAGES TO KICK OUT!

Stew-O: You can see the frustration just beginning to grow on Xander as he’s bringing himself back up and grabbing the arm of Andre and doing the same, AS HE GOES FOR A QUICK RIPCORD CLOTHESLINE! WHICH CONNECTS! Andre taken down to the ground as Xander steps back and runs forward, AS HE LEAPS THROUGH THE AIR AND GOES FOR A JUMPING SEATED SENTON!

Flannery McCoy: WAIT! Andre barely moves out of the way and rolls out of the ring leaving no water in the pool for Xander! Xander in immense pain as Andre slides right back into the ring! AS HE LEAPS THROUGH THE AIR AND TAKES ANDRE DOWN WITH A STANDING METEORA! Andre turning the tides of this match once more!

Jake Mercer: You can just see the agony on Xander’s face but he’s pulling himself up to a knee to keep himself in this match, as Andre waits for him to turn! XANDER IS UP AS ANDRE GOES FOR GRIMSEVER! BICYCLE KNEE TO THE SKULL OF XANDER TO POSSIBLY KNOCK HIM OUT COLD WHILE HE’S AT IT!

Stew-O: But Xander slips past the knee attempt and grabs the arm of Andre, AS HE GOES FOR AFTER HOURS! SAITO SUPLEX LAUNCHES XANDER THROUGH THE AIR!

Flannery McCoy: But it’s Andre with a back elbow to get out of it! Xander lets go but is right back on the hunt, BUT ANDRE ISN’T LETTING HIM! STUNNER! DARK FANTASY CONNECTS AND COMPLETELY TAKES XANDER TO THE GROUND AS ANDRE HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR A PIN ATTEMPT!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRR-

Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S XANDER THAT KICKS OUT OF IT JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME!

Stew-O: Both of these competitors are just laying it all on the line now! Andre is bringing himself back up as Andre is beginning to recover on his own two feet as surprisingly Xander is also beginning to recover as well! It just brings the question into play, what is it going to take to keep either Xander or Andre down?!

Flannery McCoy: Xander is back up as he’s clearly staggering, AS IT’S ANDRE THAT RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR ANOTHER GRIMSEVER! BICYCLE KNEE TO THE SKULL OF XANDER ONCE MORE COULD JUST SEAL THE DEAL FOR HIM!

Jake Mercer: But Xander managing to push the knee away! Xander ends up behind Andre as he grabs him by his head and throws him to the ropes and back! AS HE POPS ANDRE UP! HE’S GOING FOR ONE LAST SHOT AT LAST SEDATION! POP-UP POWERBOMB!

Stew-O: BUT ANDRE CATCHES HIS HEAD AS HE DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A JUMPING DDT! WHAT A COUNTER! BOTH OF THESE COMPETITORS JUST WILL NOT GIVE UP FOR A SECOND!

Flannery McCoy: None of them are back up to their feet as you can just feel the pain on both of their faces! Andre is beginning to slowly recover as Xander is beginning to do the same as well as he follows behind him! Xander leaning against the ropes to try to recover as it’s Andre that’s up, AND RUNS FORWARD LOOKING TO CLOTHESLINE HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! AND HE DOES! Xander sent tumbling down to the ringside area but he manages to keep himself up as he focuses his attention back on Andre! BUT ANDRE IS ALREADY RUNNING TOWARDS HIM AS HE GOES FOR A SUICIDE DIVE!

Jake Mercer: BUT XANDER MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AS HE TOSSES HIM TOWARDS THE BARRICADE! Andre collapsing down to the ground in pain but he uses the barricade to keep him up! WAIT! HEAT SEEKER! XANDER OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE OF ANDRE AS HE’S SEATED ON THE BARRICADE! HE’S ABSOLUTELY OUT!

Stew-O: Xander grabbing Andre and rolling him back into the ring as if there’s one thing he can see right now it’s absolute opportunity in his eyes! HIS CHANCE TO FINISH THIS! BUT CAN HE CAPITALIZE ON IT! HE THROWS HIM TO THE ROPES AND BACK!

Flannery McCoy: LAST SEDATION CONNECTS! OH MY GOD! XANDER IS GOING TO GO FOR THE PIN-

(‘Tougher Colder Killer’ abruptly blasts through the speakers as before Xander can hook the leg he looks up to the stage in shock. The theme of the World Heavyweight Champion is heard, but the Champion himself, Lethal Consequences, is absolutely nowhere to be seen. Xander slams the canvas as he gets back up to his feet and yells at the stage just challenging LC to bring himself out to the stage especially after what happened earlier in the night. But no one is seen)

Jake Mercer: Xander is absolutely livid! BUT FROM BEHIND! ANDRE TURNS XANDER AROUND! DRE WALKER 3000! ARM TRAPPED BELLY TO BACK SLAM DROPS XANDER DOWN TO THE GROUND AS ANDRE QUICKLY ROLLS IT INTO A PIN! IS ANDRE GOING TO GET THE WIN OFF OF THE INTERFERENCE!

OOONNNEEE!!!!

TTTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(‘GATTI’ plays up again as Andre Walker completely collapses down to the ground. Having used every fiber of his being to finish the match, the relief on his face tells it all as finally, the match is finished. The ref makes his way over and hands him the New Breed Championship and makes his way up to his feet slowly. Taking his title in his hands he raises it in the air with a smile on his face before starting his celebration in the ring)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Wow! What a match that we just witnessed between two high caliber competitors! Both of them laid it all on the line tonight but in the end, the World Heavyweight Champion strikes again as he played mind games with him and furthermore, cost Xander the match!

Flannery McCoy: No matter what, Andre adds another big win under his belt to get himself back up on his feet headed towards Reckless Wiring! And I’m sure the Number One Contender for his belt is watching closely as well! The action continues though, and congratulations to Andre Walker!

(Xander looks up to the stage as his hands clenched into fist as he slams the ground, LC still nowhere to be seen. Andre looks at him with a smirk as he raises his title up at the bottom of the ramp one more time before Dynasty fades out to commercial break)

(A commercial for a local dentist near you, starring Myles and Lucas Johnson, jesus christ)

(The camera fades back to the World 1 Theatre as the crowd is clearly anticipated for the action to continue on Friday Night Dynasty! But that is immediately soiled as ‘Morning Glory’ by Oasis blasts through the speakers to the loud boos of the crowd as all four members of Insurgency make their way out to the stage. All four of them are mirroring one another, and that’s frustration that they attempt to hide from earlier in the night as they conceal it with big confident looks on their faces. It’s clear the virtual crowd absolutely hates them and all of them are just absolutely soaking it up with every fiber of their being. All four of them make their way into the ring as Jake Smith makes his way over to the timekeepers area and snatches a mic from them before he enters into the ring. ‘Morning Glory’ fades out as all four of them stand at the center of the ring, except Jake. He’s pacing around for a good moment letting the crowd boo for a long period of time, before speaking)

Jake Smith: I’d like to ignore what happened when you last saw us, quite frankly, it doesn’t matter in my head… instead, I’d like to start things on a positive note, and I’d like to take a moment to congratulate each and every person in this ring for their exposure recently on Friday Night Dynasty. For their success, and for more than just a reason to brag. But to show factual evidence that Insurgency is working. Of course, we already knew that, but people love to interject. People love to say that what we’re doing isn’t working and that Insurgency is being led like a lamb to the slaughter. So let’s talk about it huh? Let’s talk about if what we’re doing is right or wrong? 

Jake Smith: I think that should be an easy answer. I mean, look at Maxwell and Donovan Duke. Do I even need to explain? Donovan, main eventing Dynasty against Mr. DEDEDE. Did he do that before Insurgency? I thought not, because nobody believed in him. He said himself a while back that no matter what he did, he was always treated like a punching bag. Who doesn’t get sick of that? Who doesn’t get tired of being overlooked for your hard work and dedication in the ring? That disgusted me, now look! Look what’s happening, we’re giving him more than Voltage could ever give him in their lifetime. Donovan is thriving!

(Jake looks over to Donovan with a smile as Donovan gives a smug look in response. He crosses his arms as Jake continues to make his way around the ring, continuing to speak)

Jake Smith: And so is Maxwell.He himself, just like each and every person here, has faced roadblocks. Constant doubt that has shoved him down and made him seem worthless. But he knows his worth, and it just screams money. Despite how many people say he’s disposable, he’s interchangeable, no, Maxwell is one of a kind. Having been bred for the spotlight and that is exactly what Insurgency is giving him. We gave him the right choice and that’s exactly why he bought out his contract to be with us, he sees it, we see it. We all see the potential that you can offer. And it’s near astronomical. Let me ask you this, if Insurgency is failing, then why is that the case?

(Jake then goes over to Maxwell, he nods towards him as Maxwell nods back, keeping a smirk on his face as Jake continues)

Jake Smith: I mean, shouldn’t the three of you be faltering under my lead? No! We are absolutely thriving for a good reason and we will continue to do so my friends. Speaking of thriving, Limmy Monaghan, the PURE Champion! What more can I say about him? He has some big wins under his belt and is gaining knowledge from one of the best PURE Champions ever, me. He has a legacy that will continue to be built and will be strengthened under my lead. What more can I say about him? He’s gold! He’s money! And most importantly, he’s the King.

(Jake finally stops at Limmy, he looks at his PURE Championship before up at him as clearly Limmy has a smug look as well. He prides himself on that title and it shows. Jake splits from the three of them as he steps forward more. He gives a deep sigh)

Jake Smith: Then we go onto me. There’s no denying that it’s been a rough patch for me recently, regarding my matches. Regarding the losses, and it absolutely makes me sick. Imagine putting all this work in for what? Scraps? This is what we’re trying to escape from. Every single time I’m close to something there’s always an outside interference that fucks it up. Last week, I should’ve fucking beaten Adam Lucas, but unfortunately, that old retard had to step in and cost me the match! I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t tired of it, I am. I’m tired of his conspiracy against Insurgency, how they prey on our downfall when the only thing we try to do, is for the better of this entire company. To lead it into a prosperous future, but for some reason people don’t want that. Somethings gotta give, there has to be a way to get back on track after losing against that absolute idiot Drake King.

(Jake pauses for a moment as he nods slowly before continuing)

Jake Smith: But I might have the answer for you on that. I know exactly what I have to do, I have to completely slay The Gawd. I have to make sure he packs his bags and gets the fuck out of here, because let’s admit, Elite Answers Wrestling has progressed past the need for Mr. DEDEDE. We need to usher in a new wave, something that nobody has had the balls to do before. And no, not the kind of bullshit that DEDEDE does where he reinovates himself with the newest trend in an attempt to stay cool, fuck this Gawdcoin bullshit. We need to do this right, and we do it one step at a time. I need to show exactly why everything I’ve done, what Insurgency has done might I add, isn’t just a flash in the pan, one hit wonder, and then it all goes to shit from there. So what’s better in this business than proving yourself against DEDEDE? That’s the pinnacle isn’t it? I think I like the sound of that-

(Jake’s sentence from there is abruptly interrupted as ‘Invincible’ by Pop Smoke plays up to loud cheers. Jake groans loudly as he turns his head to the stage to see Chris Elite make his way out. He gives a fake yawn as he makes his way down the ramp and doesn’t waste anytime entering into the ring. Donovan and Maxwell keep their guard up as Limmy just turns his back to him, not bothering to even look at him. Jake steps forward and looks at Chris for a good moment as ‘Invincible’ plays out and Chris takes his own mic and begins to speak)

Chris Elite: Alright beloved that’s where I gotta stop you before you embarrass yourself. I got a lady to be with and you just taking up my time and not in a good way, you boring as fuck. But I’m not surprised, it’s Jake Smith of all people. Now look, I’m going to be completely honest with you, I don’t like the dude, but do you honestly think that you can beat DEDEDE? :mjlol: And you.

(Chris turns his attention over to Limmy who still has his back turned to him)

Chris Elite: You think you can beat me?! :mjlol2: Imma make it straight with the both of you if you think that two people who are just as disposable on this brand as this bozo Maxwell is to this group, can beat two Hall of Famers who have multiple World Championships to their name. Then I just don’t know what to say, it’s impossible. All four of you lack any sort of common sense anyways so I wouldn’t be surprised if you four thought that to begin with. I have a goal myself though, the attention ain’t all on Ryan Adams, and that’s becoming a Triple Crown Champion and Limmy has exactly what I need in that regard. And when I have my mind set for something, I go for it. The four of you made a mistake even targeting me to begin with, how stupid you gotta be? And now I take the only thing that you have to your name, and that’s the PURE Championship.

(Jake’s eyes twitch for a good moment as he looks at Chris. Trying to keep his composure, he’s about to speak before Limmy steps forward. Taking the mic from Jake he steps in front of Chris as both of them are literally inches away from one another)

Limmy Monaghan: You are nothing more than scum to me, I don’t know how many times I need to say it when I speak to get it into your head. You think you can take away this title from me? Especially when I’m not just any other Champion, I am one of the best. And compared to you? You are fucking useless. You don’t deserve this title, hell, you don’t deserve my presence. What makes you think that this is going to be any different from any of the other failures that you’ve met in your career recently when you’ve tried to go after gold. It absolutely pisses me off that someone like you with privilege that he abuses because he can’t do it by himself thinks he can step up to the King.

(Chris laughs for a good moment as Limmy raises an eyebrow. He leans back against a corner and shakes his head)

Chris Elite: Ok Shakespeare let’s calm down before you break a hip. I don’t know if it’s because you haven’t been here long enough to realize or you’re just a stupid fucking bozo, but you clearly don’t know who the fuck I am, and how I got the power I have to begin with. It’s because ain’t nobody shit when they’re in the ring with Chris Elite, because I say the truth and that’s the fact that I am the best elitist bar none. And that ain’t bullshit like whatever the fuck you tryna say to me, that’s facts. And if you want to stop me from becoming a Triple Crown, beloved, it’s not even worth it. 

Limmy Monaghan: Then give me a reason not to injure you again right here and now if you speak the truth.

(Limmy drops his mic as Chris drops his mic too. Both of them look ready to absolutely kill one another but immediately, Jake comes forward and holds out his arm)

Jake Smith: Limmy Limmy, let’s not. He’s not worth our time, besides I personally want the best Chris Elite possible tonight, wouldn’t want the bell ringing and he’s half dead. I want to make sure I beat him clean to the mat, all to prove my point. So let’s do it shall we?

(Jake gestures to the stage as the other three members of Insurgency make their way out and to the backstage area. Jake looks to Chris with a smirk on his face as he takes off his tank top and begins to get ready for the matchup. And which before long “Pure Water” by Skepta plays up as the final competitor in this match, Dray Fontana, makes his entrance with a blank expression.)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for…

Virtual Crowd: (in bad internet) O-E -AL-!!!!!

Stephie Love: Already in the ring from Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 210 pounds… CHRRIIIISSS EEEELLLIIIITTTEEEE!!!

Stew-O: It’s good to have Chris Elite back and I know he is looking for some retribution over how things went before he was out on the shelf!

Jake Mercer: He’s okay I guess. He just talks too much. 

Flannery McCoy: If you were a former world champion, multi-time Pain for Pride headliner, and Hall of Famer, don’t you think you’d talk? You can’t put a dent into everything Chris Elite has done in his career!

Stephie Love: And his opponent from Venice, California… weighing in at 210 pounds… JAAAKKKEEEE SMMMIIITTHHHH!!!

Flannery McCoy: Now if there was one here who I wish would shut up, it’s this guy. 

Jake Mercer: Eh. I love my fellow Jake. But he also spoke too much. He kind of annoyed me this week. 

Stew-O: Jake and the rest of Insurgency have made their share of enemies in recent times. Chris Elite is amongst those names. You have to wonder how that will play into this matchup. 

Stephie Love: And lastly from Kingston Upon Thames, England, United Kingdom… weighing in at 200 pounds… DDDRRRAAAYYYY FOOONNTTAANNNAAAAA!!!

Jake Mercer: NOW HERE IS MY PICK TO WIN THE MATCH!

Flannery McCoy: Really? This guy?

Stew-O: Some began to wonder if Dray was even going to show up this week as no one has heard from him since last Dynasty. 

Jake Mercer: Be ready to witness the power of the STRONG AND SILENT TYPE! HAHAHA! :blessed:

(Dray climbs into the ring and the referee calls for the bell.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Jake Mercer: There’s the bell! Time for the power of Dray Fontana to take this match over!

Stew-O: The three men seem to be circling around each other in the ring, no one breaking pace. They all seem to be looking for one another to make the first move. AND HERE IS JAKE SMITH RUSHING IN TO TAKE ON CHRIS ELITE HEAD TO HEAD! JAKE MOVING IN BUT GETTING SIDE STEPPED BY ELITE WHO PUSHES HIM BACK INTO THE CORNER! ELITE LAYING CHOPS INTO THE CHEST OF THE MAN THAT PUT HIM ON THE SHELF! BUT DRAY FONTANA NOW FROM BEHIND TAKING A SHOT TO THE BACK OF CHRIS’S HEAD! DRAY TRYING TO ROLL CHRIS UP FROM BEHIND NOW! LOOKING TO STEAL AN EASY WIN!

Jake Mercer: :blessed:

Referee: O—

Flannery McCoy: AN ALMOST INSTANT KICK OUT FROM CHRIS ELITE! DRAY LOOKS STUNNED! BUT DON’T LOOK TOO LONG! ELITE WITH AN UPKICK RIGHT TO THE TEMPLE OF DRAY FONTANA! DRAY IS STUNNED! ELITE ROLLING BACKWARDS TO HIS FEET—

Stew-O: BOX OFFICE SMASH!

Flannery McCoy: ELITE HIT THAT SUPERKICK RIGHT ON THE BUTTON AND DRAY NEARLY BREAKS HIS OWN NECK FALLING BACKWARDS AS HE GOES BETWEEN THE BOTTOM AND MIDDLE ROPES! Dray landing hard on the outside and it looks like the lights are just about out behind his eyes— CHRIS ELITE WITH A SPRINGBOARD COUP DE GRACE FROM THE TOP ROPE RIGHT TO THE FACE OF FONTANA! DRAY IS OUT NOW FOR SURE! BUT ELITE STILL LOOKS LIKE HE HAS MORE ON HIS MIND! ELITE GRABS THE TOP LAYER OF THE STEEL STEPS!

Jake Mercer: HEY! HE’S CHEATING!

Stew-O: It’s all legal in a triple threat my friend! Elite had those steps and turns right back towards Dray!

Chris Elite: (off-mic) I don’t got time for bozos like you!

**CRASH**

Flannery McCoy: MY GOD! CHRIS ELITE BRINGS THE STEPS DOWN RIGHT ONTO DRAY’S SKULL!! DRAY FONTANA MAY BE DEAD LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! CHRIS ELITE IS ABSOLUTELY MERCILESS AT THE MOMENT AND IT IS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT LEGAL!

Stew-O: Chris now leaping up— AND A STOMP FOR GOOD MEASURE! Just that much more pressure and damage brought down on Fontana’s head as— BASEBALL SLIDE FROM JAKE SMITH SENDS CHRIS ELITE SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! Smith now stepping out! He grabs Chris by the head and starts to walk him around the ring! AND JAKE RUNS CHRIS FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL POST! WHAT AN OPENING TO THIS MATCHUP! 

Jake Mercer: But… Dray was the strong, silent type… :mjcry:

Flannery McCoy: Smith now has control over a dazed Chris Elite! The Hall of Famer better recover soon or He’s in serious danger here! Smith grabbing Chris by the wrist and pulling him over! OH! JAKE DRIVING A FORCEFUL KNEE INTO THE SIDE OF ELITE’S HEAD! RIGHT IN FRONT OF US NOW! JAKE NOW PULLING HIM UP ONCE MORE AND— JAKE SMITH YANKS ELITE INTO A BACK BODY DROP RIGHT THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE! ELITE IS BENT IN HALF AS HE CRASHES THROUGH! JAKE SMITH NOW RUSHING TO GET ELITE INTO THE RING!! JAKE PULLING THE DEAD WEIGHT OF HIS OPPONENT UP AND HOISTING HIM OVER TOWARDS THE APRON! ROLLING ELITE INTO THE RING!  JAKE LOOKING TO STEAL THIS ONE! HE SLIDES IN AND INSTANTLY HOOKS THE LEG!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—

Stew-O: ELITE GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST INSTANT! HE MUST HAVE COME TO JUST IN TIME TO SURVIVE! Smith does not look happy! He wanted to take advantage of the distraction and sneak out a win but it wasn’t enough to put Chris away! Jake now trying to grab Elite and make something new happen! BUT ELITE SLIDES UNDERNEATH BETWEEN JAKE’S LEGS! ELITE HAS ROOM TO BREATHE! JAKE TURNS AROUND! HEAD SHOT! ELITE WITH THE PELE KICK RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES OF JAKE SMITH! JAKE IS STUNNED AND ELITE IS TRYING TO FIRE UP AND COME BACK IN THIS MATCH! CHRIS HITS THE ROPES AND COM S BACK! BIG CLOTHESLINE DROPS JAKE TO THE MAT! ELITE LEAPING WITH BOTH FEET TO THE TOP ROPE! BACKFLIPS! THE BIONIC STOMP RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF SMITH! 

Flannery McCoy: Smith is in serious trouble now! Chris Elite has turned the tables and now he’s looking to capitalize! Chris is setting up behind Jake! Looking to take advantage and put the exclamation mark on this match! Jake is trying to get to his feet but Elite is stalking him! Jake is up— AND ELITE SCOOPS HIM FROM BEHIND! HE HAS SMITH ON HIS SHOULDERS! LOOKING FOR THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT! 

Stew-O: BUT JAKE COUNTERS OUT INTO A HURRICANRANA! 

Jake Mercer: YES! PROUD OF MY FELLOW JAKE! THAT’S WHY HE IS MY PICK TO WIN THIS MATCH!

Flannery McCoy: I thought you picked Dray?

Jake Mercer: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472199246683045904/817614685801021440/image0.gif

Stew-O: Jake is looking to get on the offensive now! Trying to recover his momentum! Elite bounces back to his feet! But Jake runs in! HUMILITY! THE ROLLING CUTTER CONNECTS! 

Flannery McCoy: Jake manages to drop Chris again but he better put the nail in the coffin soon or he’s going to waste this opportunity! Jake has Chris by the skull! Trying to pull him up! Jake dragging Elite now by a front face lock! OH! JAKE IS CALLING FOR THE ULTIMA! THE IMPALER DDT! TO END THIS CONTEST! JAKE HAS HIM IN POSITION— BUT CHRIS ELITE COUNTERS INTO A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! HE HOLDS THE BRIDGE!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

TH—

Jake Mercer: AND MY JAKEY BROTHER POWERS OUT!

Stew-O: Smith managed to survive but he nearly got caught there! He waited just too long to make his move and Elite capitalized! Both men quick to their feet and now meeting in the middle of the ring! Both locked up but Elite driving his feet and pushing Smith backwards! Chris taking control! He drives Jake back into the corner and— JAKE SMITH WITH A RAKE TO THE EYES! JAKE JUST SCRATCHED AT THE EYES OF CHRIS ELITE AND ACTING LIKE HE DID NOTHING WRONG! THE REFEREE REPRIMANDING SMITH BUT THE DAMAGE WAS DONE! ELITE CLUTCHING AT HIS EYES AS SMITH NOW PUSHES HIMSELF UP ONTO THE SECOND ROPE! ELITE TURNS BACK AROUND—

Flannery McCoy: JAKE TAKES OFF FOR HELL ABOVE!!

Stew-O: BOX OFFICE SMASH!!

Jake Mercer: :lupe:

Stew-O: JAKE SMITH WENT FOR THE PANAMA SUNRISE CANADIAN DESTROYER BIT CHRIS ELITE THREW UP THE SUPERKICK AND CAUGHT SMITH IN MIDAIR!! JAKE IS DOWN!! ELITE HAS THE COVER! THATS IT!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

**CRACK**

Flannery McCoy: LIMMY MONAGHAN JUST SMASHED CHRIS ELITE OVER THE BACK WITH A STEEL CHAIR!! AND DONOVAN DUKE IS THERE AND HE TAKES ELITE BY THE HEAD! DUKE RAINING PUNCHES DOWN INTO THE BACK OF CHRIS’S SKULL! MONAGHAN DRIVING THE END OF THAT CHAIR INTO ELITE’S RIBS NOW!

Stew-O: And now Smith is pressing up to his feet with a sick grin on his face! Looking at what the rest of Insurgency are doing to Chris Elite! Tearing him apart like a pack of rabid dogs! 

Jake Mercer: SO JAKEY! SO BRILLIANT! AND ALL LEGAL BECAUSE OF THE TRIPLE THREAT RULES!!  HAHAHA!

Stew-O: Insurgency now holding Chris up! Jake just staring at his opponent! Jake looks like he’s whispering something to his goons now! AND LIMMY IS PLACING CHRIS’S LEG INSIDE OF THAT CHAIR! WRAPPING IT STEEL! THE PURE CHAMPION AND DUKE HOLDING ELITE IN PLACE AS SMITH NOW ASCENDS THE ROPES! HE’S GOING TO DESTROY ELITE’S LEG!

Virtual Crowd: *gasp*

Flannery McCoy: BUT THERE’S ADAM LUCAS WITH A LEAD PIPE TO THE BACK OF THE KNEE OF DONNOVAN DUKE! DUKE DROPS AND LUCAS SWINGS FOR THE HEAD OF THE PURE CHAMPION! BUT MONAGHAN JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY! LUCAS IS GIVING CHASE AND TRYING TO TAKE OUT INSURGENCY AND CLEAR THE PLAYING FIELD! OH! ADAM HAS LIMMY CORNERED AND DRIVES THE PIPE INTO THE STOMACH OF THE PURE CHAMPION!

Jake Mercer: Yuck. Adam’s are just awful. 

Stew-O: Adam Lucas clearing house right now! No fan of insurgency himself! Adam turning back to seemingly trying and aid Chris Elite and— JAKE SMITH KICKS ADAM RIGHT BETWEEN THE LEGS! JAKE GRABS HIM! AND PLANTS ADAM LUCAS WITH THE FAMOUS LAST WORDS! AND NOW ALL OF INSURGENCY! LAYING A BEATING INTO LUCAS! LUCAS WHO THEY HAVE A MATCH AGAINST LATER TONIGHT! ADAM IS IN A WORLD OF TROUBLE NOW! 

Flannery McCoy: We still have a match going on! And Jake Smith finally turns his attention back towards Chris Elite who is struggling to get that chair off his leg! Chris is bruised and battered and in no shape to be competing at this point! Jake approaches him like a snake approaching an injured prey, just slithering up to him! Insurgency have taken out the cavalry in Adam Lucas! And Elite is back to one on one after taking a brutal attack here!

Jake Mercer: What can we say? Anyone with the name Adam is dumb. This is fact. 

Stew-O: Smith approaching! He places a boot on the leg of that chair! One stomp is all it would take to destroy Chris’s knee! Jake— GETS TURNED INSIDE OUT BY A SPEAR!

Virtual Crowd: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE IS HERE! SEEKING REVENGE FOR LAST WEEK! THE CHAIRMAN JUST TORE JAKE SMITH IN HALF FOR THE SECOND WEEK IN A ROW!

(DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: AND THE REFEREE HAS CALLED THIS MATCH OFF! THERE’S BEEN TOO MUCH OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE! THIS MATCH IS NULLIFIED! BUT THAT IS NOT STOPPING DEDEDE! HE GRABS LIMMY BY THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING! HE TAKES DONOVAN DUKE! GRAND SLAM! DEDEDE PLANTING DONOVAN WITH THE ROCK BOTTOM! 

Flannery McCoy: Hey Mercer, you wanna go tell Ryan Adams that you think the name Adam is dumb?

Jake Mercer: :lupe:

Stew-O: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO CUT TO BREAK AND TRY TO BRING ORDER TO ALL OF THIS BUT WHEN WE RETURN I AM TOLD WE WILL HAVE THE TAG TEAM MATCH OF ADAM LUCAS AND MR. DEDEDE AGAINST INSURGENCY’S LIMMY MONAGHAN AND DONOVAN DUKE!!

(The camera fades as we see Jake Smith clutching his ribs from the spear, Limmy Monaghan trying to get back in the ring, Donovan Duke still out from the Grand Slam, Mr. DEDEDE egging the others on to get in the ring, Adam Lucas grabbing for his lead pipe to continue fighting, and Chris Elite finally freeing himself from the chair.)

(Commercial for the Dray Fontana Travel Agency. When you wanna go away… always call Dray!! Wait wtf where’d he go?)

(The camera returns to find Limmy Monaghan and Donovan Duke on one side of the ring with Mr. DEDEDE and Adam Lucas on the other.)

Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen during the break we had to have officials breaking up fights and several roster members sent to the back for medical treatment but now we are back and ready for tag team action!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: And there’s the bell as we start off with Adam and Limmy, both men meet in the center of the ring for a collar and elbow tie-up! A standard wrestling lock-up is transitioned to a hammerlock by Limmy placing the arm and bending it behind the back of Adam Lucas! Limmy working over, applying pressure but Adam remains calm and goes underneath for a waist lock standing switch! Adam raising Limmy! And he plans him into the canvas with a wrestling amateur takedown! And he quickly goes for a headlock on the mat! Added leverage with both competitors being down and Adam in the dominant position! Working that hold on Limmy! Who begins stirring up to his feet! Limmy rising, Adam still with the headlock applied and it’s almost looking like he’s going for a sleeper hold! Limmy quickly with an elbow to the mid-section of Adam! And another forces him off of him! Limmy quickly swinging for a clothesline! Adam ducks the incoming clothesline! Boot to the mid-section! Adam with a double leg takedown! AND HE QUICKLY TRIES FOR THE SHARPSHOOTER!

Flannery McCoy: Adam trying for the sharpshooter! But Limmy avoiding it, not allowing himself to be put into a detrimental situation early! Limmy using the strength in his legs to push Adam backward! Limmy scrambling to his feet! AND HE’S MET WITH AN OPEN-HANDED CHOP TO THE CHEST!! Limmy’s chest immediately turning purple! As Adam fires another open-handed slap to the chest of Limmy! Limmy responds with a BIG UPPERCUT!! Adam backed up a bit! Limmy following it up with a boot to the mid-section! Before hooking Adam in a front facelock! AND HE CONNECTS WITH A SNAP SUPLEX!! PLANTING ADAM INTO THE MAT! Adam immediately rising up and holding his lower back! Before the Pure Champion decides to put his knee in the spine of Adam! And he pulls back on both arms! Torturing Adam! He then transitions to a chin lock! Both hands wrapped around the chin of Adam Lucas! And he pulls back even more as the referee is right in the middle of it! 

Jake Mercer: Limmy pulling back! Working that chin lock! As Adam begins pulling at the fingers of Limmy! But releasing the chin lock momentarily and comes forward with CROSSFACE SHOT BEFORE RE-APPLYING THE CHIN LOCK!! Limmy is so damn good in the ring, it’s a pleasure to watch! Adam! Managing to twist his weight to where the pressure is alleviated! He begins stirring up to his feet! Limmy still with the chin lock applied! Adam! RISING UP WITH LIMMY! AND HE DROPS HIM WITH A BACK SUPLEX TO BREAK THE CHIN LOCK!! Limmy hitting the canvas hard and showing it as well as he gingerly rises up! Adam up to his feet! AND HE COMES FORWARD WITH A FOREARM SMASH TO THE FACE! Limmy responds with a FOREARM TO THE FACE AS WELL!!  Adam ducks the strike! Waist lock go behind switch! AND HE TRIES FOR THE GERMAN SUPLEX! Limmy blocking! And he runs to the ropes with Adam on his back!! ADAM HOLDS ONTO HIM THOUGH AS ADAM ROLLS THROUGH STILL WITH LIMMY IN HIS GRASP!! AND HE CONNECTS WITH AN O’CONNOR ROLL GERMAN SUPLEX PLANTING THE PURE CHAMPION RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!! Adam quickly grabbing Limmy up and drags him to the corner as Mr. DEDEDE is tagged in! DDD comes into the ring and immediately sends a boot to the mid-section of Limmy while he was in the grasp of Adam! Mr. DEDEDE aggressively grabbing Limmy and connects with a huge right hand! And another right hand to the face! DDD grabbing the Pure King by his arm and sends him into the ropes for a back body drop!

Stew-O: LIMMY WITH A PUNT BOOT TO THE SHOULDER! Mr. DEDEDE popping up immediately! Limmy runs for a BICYCLE KICK! Mr. DEDEDE quickly sidesteps! Scooping Limmy up as he turns for a scoop slam! LIMMY DROPPING BEHIND DDD! AND CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING BACK KICK TO THE MID-SECTION! Limmy placing the head of DDD between his legs! Gutwrenching him! AND LIFTING HIM FOR A POWERBOMB! DDD delivering swift right hands to the top of the head of Limmy! Limmy though! RUNNING TO HIS CORNER!!! RUNNING BUCKLE BOMB!! THE BACK OF THE NECK AND SPINE OF MR. DEDEDE CRASHING INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! Limmy immediately buries his shoulder into the mid-section of DEDEDE as Donovan slaps the back of Limmy to signal a tag as he enters the ring while Limmy is holding DDD! And Donovan backing up, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A RUNNING BOOT TO THE FACE OF MR. DEDEDE!!!

Flannery McCoy: Limmy exiting the ring as Donovan hooks Mr. DEDEDE! AND HE SENDS HIM OVERHEAD FOR A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! Mr. DEDEDE planted into the mat and send crashing hard to the canvas! Duke isn’t done as he pulls Mr. DEDEDE up by the hair before grabbing his arm! And he Irish-Whips Mr. DEDEDE- DEDEDE counters with a reversal whip! AND HE GOES FOR THAT LEAPING REVERSE STO!! Donovan pushes him off! DEDEDE turns, AND DONOVAN DUKE!! CONNECTING WITH A BEAUTIFUL NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!! WITH THE BRIDGE!! PINNING ATTEMPT!!

Referee: ONNNEEEEEEEEE…TWOOOOOOOOO…

Jake Mercer: DDD pops his shoulder off of the canvas! Donovan now working over Mr. DEDEDE as he jumps and brings his boot crashing down over the spine of DDD! Donovan crosses the legs of a downed DDD before dropping down both his knees on the back of DDD! AND HE APPLIES THE BOW AND ARROW!!! PULLING BACK ON THE CHIN OF DDD WHILE HOLDING HIS LEGS!! DDD BEING TORTURED RIGHT NOW!!! DDD!! SOMEHOW MANAGES TO SHIFT HIS WEIGHT IN MID AIR– AND TURNS INTO A CROSSBODY CRASHING DOWN ONTO DONOVAN!! Donovan holding his mid-section! Both men, though rising relatively quickly to their feet! As Donovan! BOOT THE MID-SECTION!! He hooks Mr. DEDEDE by the head as he goes to drop him on his head with a SNAP DDT!!  MR. DEDEDE SPINS OUT OF THE DDT ATTEMPT!! HE HOOKS DONOVAN DUKE BY HIS HEAD!! DEMOLITION!! DIAMOND CUTTER!! BUT IT’S BLOCKED!!!  DONOVAN IMMEDIATELY SNATCHES THE WAIST OF MR. DEDEDE!!! AND HE GOES FOR A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! DEDEDE LANDS ON HIS FEET!!! AND DEDEDE WITH A RUNNING BIG BOOT FLOORING DONOVAN DUKE!!! Duke immediately backed into his corner, AS LIMMY JUST RUNS IN!!! AND HE GOES AFTER DDD!! BUT DDD DUCKS!!! AND HE CATCHES LIMMY FOR THE GRAND SLAM!!! LIMMY WITH AN ELBOW TO THE FACE OF DEDEDE!!! 

Stew-O: ADAM LUCAS QUICKLY RUNS IN WITH A DISCUS PUNCH TO LIMMY!!! LIMMY IMMEDIATELY DROPPED TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!! Duke WITH A SUPERKICK TO ADAM LUCAS!!! AS HE’S DROPPED!! Mr. DEDEDE  WITH A REVERSE ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO DONOVAN DUKE!!! AND DDD FALLS TO THE COVER!!

Referee: ONNNEEEEE…..TWOOOOOOO….

Stew-O: DONOVAN DUKE KICKS OUT!!! DEDEDE going into that intense dark place that we have seen for years! Backing up into the corner opposite Duke! HE’S LOOKING TO END THIS MATCH!! SPEAR INCOMING!! Mr. DEDEDE chomping at the bit, daring Duke to rise up to his feet! Mr. DEDEDE SET!! AS DUKE IS UP!!! AND HE RUNS!!! SPEAR!!! IT CON- DONOVAN WITH A SUPERKICK CATCHING MR. DEDEDE RIGHT ON THE BUTTON!!! Mr. DEDEDE down on the canvas, as Donovan, he immediately begins making his way to the top turnbuckle, Donovan, climbing high with the prone DDD at his disposal! He’s perched high! AND DONOVAN FLIES!!! FOR A SHOOTING STAR PRESS CRASHING BODY TO BODY WITH HIGH IMPACT ON MR. DEDEDE!!! AND DUKE HOOKS THE LEG OF DEDEDE!!

Referee: ONEEEEEE…TWOOOOOOOO

Flannery McCoy: ADAM LUCAS!! RUNNING IN TO BREAK THE COUNT!!! Saving this match for his team! As Mr. DEDEDE was probably down for the count there! The referee trying to restore order as he forces Adam to go back to his corner! Meanwhile, Limmy and Donovan are double-teaming DEDEDE with vicious stomps as the referee is dealing with Adam Lucas who is trying to show the referee what is going on! Donovan dragging DEDEDE to their corner! As the referee turns and Limmy tags himself into this mat! Limmy grabbing Mr. DEDEDE to his feet, and he lifts him on his shoulders! HE’S GOING FOR THE USHIGOROSHI!! FIREMAN’S CARRY NECKBREAKER!!!! LANDS ON HIS FEET AVOIDING THE KNEE!! AND HE IMMEDIATELY TAGS IN ADAM LUCAS! DDD FALLS TO THE FLOOR AS LUCAS JUMPING INTO THE RING!!! CLOTHESLINE TAKING DOWN LIMMY! AND LIMMY POPS UP!!! BUT FLOORED AGAIN WITH ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE!! Limmy up! Adam grabbing Limmy up before he whips him into the corner! ADAM SETS HIMSELF!!! AND RUNS FOR THE STINGERRR SPLASH!!!!! LIMMY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!!! AND HE QUICKLY HOOKS ADAM LUCAS!!! AND HE PLANTS HIM WITH A SHORT BRAINBUSTER!!!! LIMMY SETTING UP FOR THE END!!! Limmy picks up Lucas, AND HE HAS HIM IN POSITION FOR THE DEATH-NOTE!!!

Jake Mercer: LUCAS COUNTERS! AS HE SENDS LIMMY INTO THE ROPES!!! HE LOOKS FOR THE POP-UP POWERBOMB!!! LIMMY JUMPING COMPLETELY OVER LUCAS!! AS DONOVAN DUKE!!!  HE COMES IN!!! BUT HE’S MET WITH A SPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE!! MR. DEDEDE WITH A SPEAR COMPLETELY RIPPING DONOVAN DUKE IN HALF!! Limmy watching on as Mr. DEDEDE rolls out of the ring! AND LIMMY TURNS!! HE’S POPPED UP INTO A VICIOUS POWERBOMB BY ADAM LUCAS!!! AND HE FALLS TO THE COVER!!

Referee: ONNNEEEEEE…TWOOOOOOO….THRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE..!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(‘You Know My Name’ blasts throughout the speakers as Adam Lucas has his hand raised in victory and Mr. DEDEDE soon enters the ring to join him in getting his hand raised)

Stephie Love: HEEEEREEE IS YOUR WINNNERSS!!! THE TEAM OF MR. DEDEDE & ADAMMMMMM LUCASSSS….!!! 

Stew-O: What a match that we’ve just seen tonight! All four of them laid it all on the line to prove a point to one another. Insurgency pulled out all the stops to get ahead in this match but in the end! The expertise of DEDEDE and the skill of Adam Lucas brought them both towards a victory.

Flannery McCoy: And you can predict the displeasure that Insurgency is going to have knowing that two of their biggest rivals have managed to get ahead over them this week. But if we know them well enough? We know that they can rebound one way or another. But nonetheless, congratulations to both Mr. DEDEDE and Adam Lucas!

(Limmy is seen helping Donovan up to their feet as both of them are absolutely furious. Helping one another over to the backstage area the last shot seen is both DEDEDE and Adam at the top rope raising their hands in the air as from there, Dynasty fades out to the last commercial break of the night)

(A commercial for the COVID-19 vaccine starring Kassidy Heart. For the first few weeks everything seems fine, till she starts growing a beard)

(The camera fades into Stephie Love standing in the ring, ready to call the next match)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… the following is the MAIN EVENT!!! And it is a match scheduled for…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

(‘Don Life’ By Big Sean ft. Lil Wayne plays up to loud cheers as The Visual Prophet makes his way out to the stage. He hypes the crowd up before standing at the center of the stage, as always, gyrating his hips around before he focuses on the ring. Making his way down the ring with a charismatic smile from ear to ear as he does so)

Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Detroit, Michigan… weighing in at 265 pounds… he is… THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: For The Visual Prophet he got a victory last week against two Champions, the PURE Champion Limmy Monaghan, and the New Breed Champion Andre Walker, and you know well that just had to put him into good spirits.

Flannery McCoy: Well of course, why wouldn’t it? He’s walking into the main event tonight so clearly he’s doing something right! He’s got the right set of eyes and now he’s got to execute it. And what better than against the World Heavyweight Champion? It could be a great rebound especially since the last holder was Viz himself! It should be a match that Viz is looking to win!

Jake Mercer: Well if he wants to win this he has to take it a bit more serious damn. Look at that cheerful smile, it makes me SICK!

Flannery McCoy: Who are you? Persephone?

Jake Mercer: Nah nah, I’m just saying, do you KNOW who he’s facing?!

(Viz rolls into the ring as he rolls to the center of the ring before getting himself up to a knee. Gyrating his hips once more he brings himself up to his feet before leaning back against his corner casually. Waiting for his opponent to come out as from there, ‘Don Life’ fades out. ‘Tougher Colder Killer’ by El-P, Killer Mike, and Despot then plays up to the boos of the crowd as Lethal Consequences makes his way out to the stage. He has the World Heavyweight Championship around his shoulder as he takes it and raises it in the air. With little to no theatrics, from there he makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring keeping the title raised in the air as he does so)

Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Oakland, California… weighing in at 230 pounds… THE INEVITABLE… LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: As for LC I sure we saw him earlier in the night as he laid out Xander Payne by distracting him with the return of none other than Jordan Payne! And while that infuriates Xander, I’m sure LC can care less!

Flannery McCoy: He has a match to go about, and a big one might I add. This is one that he has to win if he wants to solidify his status as World Heavyweight Champion headed into Reckless Wiring, and beating this man in the ring right now is the chance to do so!

Jake Mercer: OH YEAH! YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE! YEAH BAY BEE! I AM READY FOR THIS! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IN THE FLESH! LET’S DO IT!

(LC makes his way up the steel steps before entering into the ring as he makes his way over to a corner and climbing up it as he raises his fists up in the air along with his title. He jumps off as he does the same on the opposite side, before making his way over to his corner and getting ready as ‘Tougher Colder Killer’ fades out and the ref signals for the bell)

(DING! DING! DING)

Stew-O: Here we go as our main event is set! Both Viz and LC are right out of their corners as they circle out of the ring, and go right into a Collar-and-Elbow tie up! They’re jockeying for position now but that’s not in the best taste for the World Heavyweight Champion as Viz is already pushing him directly towards the corner! LC is backed up as the ref comes in to interfere and split them both up.

The Visual Prophet: (Off-Mic) 💋

Flannery McCoy: And LC didn’t like that, as he punches Viz right in the face! LC not playing any games as he leaps forward and is beginning to unwind on Viz with lefts and rights to force him back towards the center of the ring! Viz quickly pushing away as he forces LC back just a few inches to allow him to recover as he moves backwards to catch his breath. Viz holding his hands up as LC is clearly intent on winning this matchup right now.

Jake Mercer: And he is as he’s not wasting anytime, LC RUNNING TOWARDS VIZ AS HE LOOKS TO TAKE HIM DOWN WITH A RUNNING LARIAT! But Viz ducking under and turning LC around, AS HE GRABS HIM BY THE NECK AND DROPS HIM DOWN WITH A NECKBREAKER ONTO THE CANVAS!

Stew-O: LC falls flat to the ground as he slowly begins to recover, BUT VIZ RUNS FORWARD AND ATTEMPTS A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! But it’s LC that manages to roll out of the way before that’s able to connect! LC grabbing the leg of Viz, AS HE PULLS IT DOWN TO THE GROUND! Viz landing flat on his face but is bringing himself back up to a knee, BUT LC WAITS FOR HIM TO TURN AROUND BEFORE TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A BEAUTIFUL STANDING DROPKICK!

Flannery McCoy: Viz taken down to the ground but he’s still persistent as he grabs onto the ropes and pulls himself closer to it and gets back up to his feet, AS LC IS RUNNING FORWARD LOOKING TO CLOTHESLINE HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! BUT IT’S VIZ THAT MANAGES TO GRAB LC AND SEND HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE RINGSIDE FLOORING! Viz going out onto the apron as a surprised LC is attempting to recover as quick as he can, BUT VIZ ALREADY LAUNCHING OFF THE APRON AS HE TAKES THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION DOWN WITH A BIG AXE HANDLE!

Jake Mercer: LC is down as this is the opportunity Viz needs to get back into this match! He’s immediately grabbing him and rolling him back into the ring as he follows, LC is slowly staggering up but I don’t think he sees the danger that’s coming towards him right now! AS IT’S VIZ THAT GRABS HIM AND LIFTS HIM UP TO HIS FEET GOING FOR A QUICK SPINEBUSTER TO PLANT HIM DOWN ONTO THE GROUND!

Stew-O: But it’s LC that manages to fight back with elbows to the back of his head! LC creating distance between the two as Viz is forced to let go and shove him away! AND VIZ IS RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A BIG CLOTHESLINE! But it’s LC that ducks under, and connects with a big European Uppercut in response! That looks to have stunned Viz long enough as LC runs to the ropes and back, AND GOES FOR A STANDING CROSSBODY! But Viz keeps ahold of him! VIZ LOOKING TO SLAM LC DOWN ON THE GROUND! But LC managing to once again use his elbows to his advantage forcing Viz to bring LC down! But Viz isn’t stopping the momentum as he runs to the ropes and back, BUT IS CAUGHT WITH A KITCHEN SINK COURTESY OF THE INEVITABLE!

Flannery McCoy: Viz lands flat on his back as that opens up more opportunities for LC, AS VIZ ATTEMPTS TO GET UP BUT IS CAUGHT WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE AS LC STOMPS RIGHT BACK DOWN ON HIM! He realizes that this is the best chance he’s got to get offense in as he’s making it count, AND DROPS A ELBOW DROP DOWN ONTO HIS CHEST! That had to take all the air out of Viz as he manages to get a grip on the canvas and begin to arise from his position, BUT LC PULLS HIM IN AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A QUICK DDT!

Jake Mercer: Viz feeling the effects of this match as he’s beginning to drag himself away and towards the turnbuckles as he looks to be resting in the corner! But I don’t think LC is giving him a break as he’s just stomping down on his chest relentlessly! LC stomping a mudhole into The VIsual Prophet as he’s just completely unforgiving! LC stopping the assault as he’s not done here, LC RUNNING FORWARD AS HE LOOKS TO SLAM HIS KNEE DEAD INTO VIZ’S FACE!

Stew-O: But Viz with smart thinking to avoid it as he grabs the bottom rope and evasively retreats out of the ring! LC bangs his knee against the bottom turnbuckle and it’s enough for Viz to slide back into the ring while he’s distracted, AS HE GRABS HIM AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH THE SECOND ATTEMPT AT THE SPINEBUSTER! VIZ GOING FOR THE EARLY PIN!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO-

Flannery McCoy: BUT LC GETS THE SHOULDER UP!

Jake Mercer: Oh come on when will you learn?! It’s going to take much more to take down Big LC! Viz is right back up though as he runs to the ropes and back, AND IMMEDIATELY MAKES SURE LC STAYS DOWN ON THE GROUND WITH A SPLASH WHICH ABSOLUTELY CRUSHES HIM! LC in a world of hurt right now as it must’ve felt like his ribs have absolutely shattered but he’s still managing to show some fight left in him right now! BUT VIZ ISN’T GOING TO WAIT AS HE GRABS HIM AND LAUNCHES HIM THROUGH THE AIR WITH A BIG BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! THAT HAD TO HURT!

Stew-O: LC is not able to catch a break in this match as Viz is grabbing him into a headlock and pulling him up to his feet, AND LIFTING HIM UP INTO A SUPLEX! But it’s LC that slams a knee down on the head of Viz which leaves him stirring and forced to drop LC back down to the ground! VIZ REELING HIS ARM BACK IN AN ATTEMPT TO NOT LOSE THE MOMENTUM AS HE GOES FOR A BIG LARIAT! But LC ducks under and turns him around, as he clocks him with a forearm against the skull! Viz dropping down to a knee, AS LC CONNECTS WITH A BIG KNEE WHICH CONNECTS FLUSH ON HIS TEMPLE! 

Flannery McCoy: Viz falling flat to the ground as LC isn’t done, LC scaling the turnbuckles on the apron as he’s making his way up to the top rope! AND LEAPS THROUGH THE AIR WITH A SIMPLE BUT EFFECTIVE KNEE DROP ONCE MORE TO THE SKULL OF VIZ! Viz definitely felt that as he’s sitting up in pain now, but LC is pushing him down and quickly locking in a Side Headlock to keep him down just for the moment and to get a breather!

Jake Mercer: Viz is trying to get even a gasp of breath right now but LC is not letting him do so! He continues on his assault as he has a vice grip around the head of The Visual Propber right now not letting him go anywhere! But Viz is beginning to flail his arms around, he has a hold of LC’s head! Viz pulling LC’s head back as now he’s using his other arm to slam fists towards the side of his head! Viz innovates to escape as LC is forced to let go of the hold before anymore damage can be inflicted towards him! Smart thinking! LC staggering up to his feet as I don’t think Viz is waiting for him to do so, AS HE GRABS HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BIG POWERSLAM!

Stew-O: LC in pain but he continues to persist through it bringing himself back up, but Viz makes his way towards him with a big Axe Handle! That forces LC to keep himself onto a knee as Viz grabs him and lifts him up, AS HE GOES FOR A IMPACTFUL POWERBOMB TO SLAM HIM DOWN ONTO THE MAT! But LC is managing to fight out of it! LC sending punches downwards onto his head as Viz attempts to keep him up but he’s forced to bring him back down to the ground! 

Flannery McCoy: Viz running forwards him, but it’s LC that side steps! Viz running running the ropes and back, BUT LC FROM BEHIND FOLLOWING UP HIS ATTACK WITH A CHOP BLOCK! Viz forced to fall down to the ground as he keeps ahold of the middle rope to at least have some sort of base, but I don’t think LC is done with his attack! AS HE RUNS FORWARD TOWARDS VIZ AND TAKES HIN DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BIG TIGER FEINT KICK! WHAT A MOVE BY THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

Jake Mercer: Viz stumbles down to the ground as LC enters back into the ring as he manages to get his footing back into the match! Viz slowly getting back up to his feet, but LC steps forward and slams his boot into his face forcing him to keep himself onto a knee! LC making his way forward now as he grabs him, AND GOES FOR A BIG SUPLEX WHICH CONNECTS AS HE DROPS VIZ DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Stew-O: Viz sitting up as LC is quickly getting up now, as he runs forward and goes for an Axe Handle to take him fully down to the ground! But it’s Viz with a back elbow to the bridge of LC’s nose which forces him back before any further harm can be inflicted! LC falls against the ropes which keeps him up as he makes his way back over to Viz, as Viz gets back up and connects with another back elbow which this time drops LC down to a knee! AS VIZ TURNS AROUND WHILE LC IS ATTEMPTING TO GET BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A DROPKICK!

Flannery McCoy: Now it’s Viz that brings LC up, AS HE GOES FOR A SPINEBUSTER! But LC manages to slip out of it, AS HE GOES FOR A SPINEBUSTER OF HIS OWN! LOWDOWN INCOMING!

Jake Mercer: BUT VIZ DROPS HIS WEIGHT AND TURNS THE SPINEBUSTER AROUND! PROPHET DRIVER! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER DROPS LC DOWN TO THE GROUND AS VIZ IS TAKING ADVANTAGE AND GOING FOR THE PIN! CAN VIZ GET A WIN OVER THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION TONIGHT?! 

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

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Stew-O: BUT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES SURVIVES ANOTHER DAY! KICK OUT!

Flannery McCoy: Viz is right back up not letting that get the best of him as he grabs LC by the head and with swiftness is already sending him towards the ropes with an Irish whip as LC rebounds! And Viz meets him with a knee towards his gut! It was like all the air was taken out of him as LC drops down to his knees and Viz grabs him and brings him back up, not letting LC catch a break! AS HE POPS HIM UP TO HIS FEET AND GOES FOR A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!

Jake Mercer: THAT CONNECTS! Viz is bringing the fight as LC is feeling it right now, but it’s not like he’s going to give up that easy! LC slowly pulling himself up to his feet as Viz falls back against the corner, LC making his way towards Viz! AS VIZ! HE’S ABOUT TO CATCH HIM WITH KISS TO THE HEAD! BIG ELBOW STRIKE TO THE HEAD COULD KNOCK LC OUT COLD FOR THE WIN!

Stew-O: But LC makes sure that doesn’t happen as he ducks under the Kiss To The Head attempt just barely! Viz stumbling forward but he’s turning right around to focus his attention back on him, LC! DEAD EXECUTIVE! STUNNER CONNECTS AS VIZ IS DROPPED TO THE GROUND VIA SMART THINKING BY LC! VIZ IS DOWN! LC GOES FOR THE PIN!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEE-

Flannery McCoy: BUT VIZ KICKS OUT JUST BARELY! HE SAVED HIS CHANCES IN THIS MATCH BY A HAIR!

Jake Mercer: LC is clearly exasperated but is pushing forward in this match as he gets back up to his feet and is waiting for Viz to do the same! Viz barely managing to crawl up, but LC grabs him by his head and brings him up himself! I think if there’s one thing LC wants to do right now is finish this match for the better! He pushes Viz up against the ropes and sends him to the opposite side with an Irish whip!

Stew-O: AS VIZ REBOUNDS LC IS READY FOR HIM! LC IS GOING FOR LCR! SPINNING BACK ELBOW COULD TAKE VIZ OUT RIGHT HERE IF HE’S NOT CAREFUL!

Flannery McCoy: BUT VIZ WITH PRECISION MANAGES TO CATCH LC AND SEND HIM INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX! Viz keeping ahold of him as he pushes him back! OH MY GOD!

Jake Mercer: KISS TO THE HEAD! ELBOW STRIKE TO THE SIDE OF LC’S HEAD KNOCKS HIM OUT COLD! VIZ DROPS HIMSELF DOWN TO THE MAT AND HOOKS THE LEG! HE’S GOING FOR THE PIN! COULD HE POSSIBLY PULL OFF A VICTORY AGAINST THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION RIGHT HERE?!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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Stew-O: OH MY GOD! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES JUST GOT THE SHOULDER UP! THIS MATCH CONTINUES!

Flannery McCoy: Viz is in absolute shock, how did LC kick out of that?!

Jake Mercer: DON’T YOU KNOW?! HE’S BIG LC! HE CAN KICK OUT OF ANYTHING HIS HEART DESIRES BAY BEE!

Stew-O: But Viz is not giving in as he’s making his way over to the apron rolling his way over! He’s up to his feet and using the turnbuckles to scale up, and I think we know what he’s going for here! If he connects this, LC might just be done for good! Viz is up on the top as he’s setting himself up! WE KNOW WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN HERE!

Flannery McCoy: BOW TO THE HEART! DIVING ELBOW DROP TO THE CHEST OF LC!

Jake Mercer: IS AVOIDED AS LC ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! Viz in a world of hurt as he stumbles up to his feet and turns around to focus on LC! WAIT! DEAD EXECUTIVE! STUNNER CONNECTS OUT OF NOWHERE!

Stew-O: BUT LC ISN’T DONE! LCR! SPINNING BACK ELBOW TAKES VIZ DOWN TO THE GROUND! LC HOOKING THE LEG! COULD THIS BE THE END OF THE MATCH RIGHT HERE?!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(‘Tougher Colder Killer’ plays up again as Lethal Consequences brings himself up to a seated position. He takes a good moment to catch his breath as he gets back up to his feet. The ref makes his way over and hands his World Heavyweight Championship which LC snatches away as he forces the ref to raise his hand in victory. A face of exasperation turns to a smirk before he climbs up to the top rope and raises both of his hands in the air with the World Heavyweight Championship in hand before he jumps down and continues his celebration)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: WOO! LET’S GO BABY! BIG LC COMES OUT WITH THE VICTORY! AS HE SHOULD! WOO! SPIT FIRE!

Flannery McCoy: Wow! What an ending to a superb match right here! Both of these competitors laid it all on the line as LC gave it his all and Viz did the same making for a match of big proportions. But in the end, LC came out victorious and solidified himself as the definite World Champion.

Stew-O: Viz put up a good fight, but in the end it wasn’t enough. But no doubt that he’s still setting himself up for big things heading into Reckless Wiring. But nonetheless, we give our congrats to LC! And an end to another great Dynasty episode! I’m Stew-O, along with Flannery McCoy and Jake Mercer, signing out!

(Viz is seen stirring as he clearly isn’t so happy as he nurses his head before being helped to his feet by the ref. The last shot seen is LC at the stage as he raises the World Heavyweight Championship in the air one more time, the last thing seen before Dynasty fades out)

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