(EAW Intro plays)
(The camera opens to a shot of Stew-O, Talib Bari, and Flannery McCoy at the announce desk, a virtual sea of fans behind them holding up signs ‘I WISH I WAS AMBER’S ICE CREAM CONE’, ‘MAMA’S DON’T LET YOUR BABIES TO GROW UP TO BE PUNK ROCK COWBOYS’, ‘MS. EXTREME-LY ORANGE HAIR’ among others.)
Stew-O: Thank you for joining us here for Dynasty, where we fight on Friday Night, and what a Friday night are we going to have, a street fight with Grand Rampage implications, and a huge title match are in store tonight!
Talib Bari: Yo, not just that! Tonight we’re deciding the number one contender for Ms. Extreme’s Pure title, it don’t matter if it’s gonna be Shaker or Ryan Wilson, ‘cause Ms. Extreme has been on a roll with that title, It’s gonna be a hard thing to take it from her!
Flannery McCoy: Let’s not forget the New Breed division, tonight we have yet another showcase, Giovanni Luciano, Thadd Blazevich, and Frank Grayson will face off tonight, looking to impress the powers that be the next New Breed Champion is right here in our locker room!
???: Ladies and gentlemen…my name is Albert Hitchman.
(THe crowd begins booing as Albert Hitchman walks out on the stage followed, as usual, by Lucas Johnson, but also accompanying him is a mountain of a man with ill intentions on his face.)
Albert Hitchman: I am the advocate for the future Ace of Elite Answers Wrestling, the man who has stood toe to toe with World champions, and legends, Lucas Johnson! Now, ordinarily I would be out here to shout from the rooftops the virtues of my client, Lucas Johnson, and while I certainly do not mean to overshow him, we come before you tonight to present: Feral Khan!
(Khan steps forward and uncrosses his arms. Lucas excitedly claps the much larger man on the shoulder, not moving him at all.)
Flannery McCoy: Feral Khan is a a huge specimen of a man! I mean, this guy has to be North of 300 pounds and none of it is fat!
Talib Bari: Hey! He’s a reverse Chudd!
(Gloating over Khan, Hitchman points to the tron which begins to play a video. Feral Khan is shown at the Arnold Classic lifting the Thomas Inch Dumbbell. Hitchman watches with a grin on his face.)
Albert Hitchman: Now I know no one here in Knoxville Tennessee knows anything about fitness, much less the Thomas Inch Dumbbell, but what you are looking at is a 172 pound weight that has a two inch around handle… it has only been lifted once at the classic, and that is by this man who held the massive weight above his head one handed. This is a man without equal on this planet and he has joined Dynasty as part of my organization! Now, Khan isn’t much for talking big, ladies and gentlemen, he is big…However I know how the small mind of the EAW Universe works and so I have arranged for a special presentation…anyman, or woman, in any locker room here in EAW who wants to try to prove they are stronger than Feral Khan are more than welcome to meet us starting next week! That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, starting next week, in honor of the Grand Rampage, Feral Khan will start the ‘Over The Top Rope’ challenge!
Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen, this is big! Feral Khan has issued a company wide challenge to see who can try to throw him over the top rope!
Talib Bari: Baby, I’m not sure if the whole roster can throw that man out! Feral Khan is a freak of nature!
(Hitchman gives a slimy smile as he drops the microphone in the corner and ‘Hit ‘em High’ by Wu-Tang, feat. Cypress Hill begins to play. The three make their way up the ramp, striding in confidence.)
Flannery McCoy: The Hitch has gone from a sole advocate to the mastermind behind what may well be the strongest competitor in EAW history!
Stew-O: He certainly has and I for one cannot wait to see who answers his challenge, however now we go to Stephie in the ring to call the first match of the night!
Stephie Love: The following triple threat match is scheduled for one fall!
(The opening riff to “Hell’s Bells” by AC/DC begins playing.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Hoboken, New Jersey, Weighing In at 210 pounds, THE DON… GGGGGIIIIIIOOOOOOVVVVVVAAAANNNNNNNNNNIIIII LLLLLLUUUUUUCCCCCCIIIIIAAAAANNNNNNOOOOO!!!
( Giovanni steps out through the curtain with a sly smirk on his face. Cool and confident he strides down the ramp.)
Stew-O: There is no shortage of rumor and innuendo concerning how this man has gotten here in EAW, but whatever the case may in fact be, he currently has a great opportunity and platform to showcase his skills!
Talib: Well while I wouldn’t want to comment on Luciano’s… ahem, history, I will say I believe he has a great set of talents that coupled with a win at all costs attitude can take him far in this company!
Flannery: You got that right Talib, if Giovanni is looking to make a name for himself in professional wrestling, this is his chance to do so, and he along with his competitors better make the best of this opportunity that is before them here tonight!
( Giovanni enters the ring, he soaks in the jeers of the crowd as his music fades out and is replaced with “All my life” by The Foo Fighters.)
Stephie: and his opponents, first from Cambridge, Massachusetts, weighing in at 194 pounds… FFFFFFRRRRRRAAAAANNNNNKKKKKK GGGGGGRRRRRRRAAAAAAYYYYYYSSSSSOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!
( the crowd boos as Grayson walks out on stage. He simply pays them no mind as he continues on to the ring in His no nonsense demeanor.)
Stew: Ladies and Gentlemen tonight we see something of a journeyman who is getting his crack in the major leagues in Frank Grayson! If you’ve never seen him in action he is undeniably talented, but many would question his passion for the sport!
Talib: Hey now, Frank Grayson is a prize fighter, and to him there is no better prize then cold hard cash! Look, everyone needs something to motivate them, and in most any other job money would the biggest reason for someone to perform! And you have to figure that a win here will lead to bigger money matches!
Flannery: yes a lot of what you said was true, but he’s in a locker room filled with some of the most passionate individuals I’ve ever seen! There are countless men and women who have spent years wanting nothing more than to be a member of the EAW roster, because they love the sport Of professional wrestling and they want to be in the place where the best of the best come to compete, and if they are here for the love of the game, then Grayson will find himself in the ring with guys who are just as talented and willing to endure that much more!
( Grayson enters the ring. As soon as he does he finds himself with his guard up as Luciano approaches. The music fades out as Giovanni puts his hands as if to call truce before leaning over and whispering something in Frank’s ear.)
Stew: Giovanni saying something, I can’t make out what he’s saying, can either of you?
Flannery: Me neither.
( Giovanni pulls back, Grayson simply nods once and each man waits in his corner. Suddenly “Gangsters’ paradise” by coolio starts up over the arena speakers sending the crowd into a frenzy. )
Stephie: and from Woodbridge, New Jersey, Weighing In at 220 pounds, TTTTTHHHHHHAAAAADDDDDD BBBBBBBLLLLLLAAAAAZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEVVVVVIIIICCCCHHHHH!!!!
( Thadd steps out onto the stage to the roaring applause of the crowd. He takes a second to acknowledge the positive vibes they’re sending him before heading down the aisle.)
Stew: WILL YOU LISTEN TO THIS CROWD?! They are on their feet, and backing Blazevich!
Talib: Yeah, Yeah, yeah, we all know about the crowd advantage, but if what I think is going on Is going on, that won’t be enough tonight for Thadd 2 Badd to get a win!
Flannery: Well never count out just how having the crowd behind you can help to spur you on! On top of that, we’ve seen the caliber of athlete Thadd Blazevich is, so if I was going to bet on anybody tonight, I’d be betting on him!
( Thadd hops up onto the ring apron and over the ropes much to the crowds delight.)
DING DING DING!
Stew: there’s the bell, each coming out of his corner to the center of the rin-OH! GRAYSON AND LUCIANO ALL OVER THADD BLAZEVICH! Both of them are laying into him with rights and lefts that take Thadd down to the mat! Grayson and Luciano not letting up as they stomp away without mercy at Blazevich! Thadd trying to fight to his feet, Giovanni getting control of his head and takes him over with the snapmare, AND FOLLOWS RIGHT UP WITH A DROPKICK THAT LANDS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!
Talib: Ouch That dropkick hurt just watching it! A blow like that could give a man whiplash! Frank Grayson clearly not giving a fuck however as he lands a hard stomp right to the heart of Thadd Blazevich!
Flannery: Giovanni not giving Thadd a second to breath as he begins stomping at the face of of Blazevich! This looks more like a mugging than a match as these two relentlessly attack Thadd Blazevich while he is down! Grayson heading out to the apron, Luciano holding down Blazevich, Frank springing to the top rope… AND CONNECTS WITH THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP HE CALLS PUKER!!! Grayson came down with incredible force right on to the stomach of Thadd Blazevich! Grayson with a cover!
Stew: Luciano pulling Frank off of Thadd, and now getting into a bit of a heated discussion!
Giovanni ( no mic): What are you doing?! Did you forget the deal?! I pin him, then I pay you you understand?!
Grayson ( no mic ): sorry, it won’t happen again.
Stew: looks like they’ve settled their differences for the moment as both men drag Thadd up to his feet and whip him off the ropes, Thadd rebounding off the far side, DUDE IT’S A SPEAR!!! BLAZEVICH WITH A HUGE SPEAR THAT CUTS BOTH OF HIS OPPONENTS IN HALF! Giovanni rolling out of the ring under the bottom rope from that one!
Talib: Meanwhile Blazevich lands a flurry of elbow drops faster than we could call them! Frank feeling those as he gets back to his knees, Thadd charges at him, and connects with the shining wizard!! Thadd must have been angered by that double team we saw earlier because he’s not going for the cover, instead he’s dragging Frank back to his feet, and whips him into the corner! Blazevich following in close behind, and lands the double knee strike to the chest of Frank Grayson!
Flannery: Grayson stumbling out of the corner, DRAGON SLEEPER!!! THADD BLAZEVICH HAS THAT HOLD CINCHED IN TIGHT! Frank Grayson struggling to break free, but he can’t find a way out! Thadd leaning back as far as he can, Frank looks like he’s gone limp! The ref checking his hand, and it drops once! Twice!!! THE OFFICIAL CHECKING ONE LAST TIME… AND LUCIANO BREAKS IT UP WITH STRIKE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!
Stew: Luciano gets a waistlock, looking for a German Suplex, But Blazevich able to get a standing switch, DUDE I THINK YOU’RE DEAD!!! GIOVANNI CRASHING DOWN ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK FROM THAT DRAGON SUPLEX! Blazevich with a cover, leg is hooked!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!
Talib: Grayson diving to break up the pin before the three! Frank taking Thadd by the hair, Blazevich fighting back with rights and lefts to the rib cage that break Frank’s grip! Thadd with a kick to the gut, but Grayson catches it! THADD COUNTERS WITH THE ENZUIGIRI THAT ECHOES THROUGHOUT THE ARENA!
Flannery: Blazevich back up, But Giovanni sends him down hard to the mat with a German Suplex! Thadd feeling that one as he tries to pick himself back up, but Luciano is laying in wait, OH MY WHAT A CURB STOMP! Giovanni with the cover!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOO!!! KICKOUT!
Stew: Thadd not going down on that one, he’s gonna fight. With every ounce of energy he has in his body! Frank Grayson getting back to his feet now, Giovanni motioning to help pick Thadd back up! Luciano and Grayson have Thadd set up… AND WOW DOUBLE SUPLEX PLANTS THADD INTO THE CANVAS!
Talib: exquisite display of team work here from these two, really top notch stuff! Grayson and Giovanni now kicking Thadd out of the ring under the bottom rope! Giovanni patting Frank on the back… WHAT THE HELL?!?! FUGAZI FUCKER! THAT SOLID RIGHT HAND JUST LANDED ON THE JAW OF FRANK GRAYSON!!!
Flannery: Luciano showing his true colors, Grayson should never have trusted that jackal! Giovanni with a cover!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTWWWWWOOOOOO!!!! TTTTTHHHHRRRRRRR-
Flannery: Grayson getting his foot on the rope, Nice ring awareness! Luciano dragging Grayson up off the mat, Giovanni lifts him up for a back Suplex, and traditions to a double knee backbreaker!!
Stew: Grayson in a world of hurt as Luciano won’t let up with his attack! Giovanni picking Grayson up off the mat, Luciano hooking the head, DDT! No! Frank fighting it and shoves Giovanni back into the corner! Grayson laying in with a series of right hands to the face! Giovanni looks stunned as Frank locks in a cravate! Looking for the Cravate Cutter! But instead releases the hold to attack Thadd Blazevich as he was getting back up on the apron!
Talib: LOOK OUT! THE HIT!!! LUCIANO WITH A HUGE SPEAR! Giovanni steps out to the apron and begins to climb up the turnbuckles! Luciano perched on top… 650 SPLASH!!! MISSES!!! Frank Grayson moving out of the way at the very last second, and Giovanni eats canvas! Luciano slow to get up after crashing and burning, Grayson hooks him by the head as he picks himself up, MACDADDY CUTTER!! LUCIANO GETTING PLANTED FACE FIRST FROM THAT ONE!!! Grayson not done dealing out punishment as he scales the turnbuckles all the way to the top, Frank measuring, Giovanni not moving, Grayson leaps… BOTTOM UP!!! SENTON SPLASH OFF THE TOP LANDS RIGHT ON GIOVANNI LUCIANO!
Flannery: Grayson back up to his feet, in slides Thadd Blazevich, FRANK WITH A SUPER KICK, Thadd is stunned,but he’s not down…PAYDAY! Frank landed that jumping flatliner! He makes the pin!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! TTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! TTTTHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
(DING DING DING!)
(‘All My Life’ begins playing as the official holds Frank Grayson’s arm in victory.)
Stephie Live: Ladies and gentle, your winner…FRRRAAAANNNNKKKKK GGGGRRRRRAAAAYYYYYYSSSSOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!
Stew-O: A hard fought win from Frank Grayson who has set himself apart in the New Breed Division here on Dynasty!
(Commercial plays for Elite Coffee, drink more coffee.)
(Back from commercial we see Stephie Love standing in the center of the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for one fall and is a street fight! If Amber Keys loses the 1% is banned from ringside during the match between Cameron Ava and Theron Nikolas at the Grand Rampage!
(‘I wanna Be Your Sin’ by Children of October plays as Donovan Cross walks out onto the stage carrying a kendo stick.)
Flannery McCoy: This man has quite the bone to pick with the 1%, Donovan was denied his opportunity to challenge Theron at Ides of March, but now he has the opportunity to make sure that the playing field is leveled for Cameron as she faces off against the God Emperor at the Grand Rampage!
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Portland Oregon, weighing at 198 pounds…The Portland Psychopath Donovan Cross!
(The mostly positive crowd gives Cross a warm reception as he, almost absent mindedly, raises the kendo stick in response. His focus is locked on the entrance ramp.)
Stew-O: A hyper focused Donovan Cross, no doubt intends grievous personal harm to Amber Keys tonight!
Talib Bari: Yeah, but you’d be dumb to count out Amber, that chick is crazy man! You also gotta keep in mind, Amber isn’t an idiot, she’s going to have at least two back up plans to deal with Cross!
(‘Easy Target’ by Blink 182 begins to play as Amber Keys makes her entrance carrying a warped and bent steel chair that she holds close to her face and licks. Cackling, the Dirti Diva makes her way to the ring.)
Stew-O: Amber Keys is a special kind of crazy, and that chair she carries has been used all over this company, it’s changed the course of World titles, and careers, ad if Donovan Cross isn’t careful it’s going to completely derail his intentions here tonight!
Flannery McCoy: Remember, ladies and gentlemen, this is a street fight, so there are no count outs and no disqualifications, but the final fall must be counted inside the ring. Apart from that there are no rules, which is an environment both these competitors fav-LOOK OUT!
(Donovan Cross charges at Amber, nearly knocking Stephie over in the process, and cracks her across the head with the kendo stick.)
Talib Bari: WHOA, what a way to start the match! Cross caught Amber right as she entered the ring in an explosive burst! He’s cracking that kendo stick over Amber over and over again!
(Donovan brings the stick over and over again on the head and upper body of Amber who is slumped over the middle rope, half in the ring. Stephie manages to exit the ring as the referee calls for the bell to start the match.)
(DING DING DING!)
Talib Bari: Cross rolls Amber in the ring, and pulls back once again with that Kendo Stick…
Talib Bari: LOOK AT THE WELTS! Forget going to town, Donovan is taking a world tour on Amber with that cane! Amber is trying to cover up, but there is only so much she can do to protect herself from the-
Talib Bari: …Onslaught of Cross! Jesus Christ, he is beating that woman silly! The kendo stick is starting to splinter, but Cross isn’t letting up!
(With the last blow the kendo stick shatters and splinters. Cross tosses it aside and stalks Amber.)
Stew-O: Donovan is stalking Amber, who is pulling herself to her feet with shaking hands. Cross charges at her and drives her into the corner with a brutal forearm strike! Cross with a handful of hair…BRUTAL CROSS TO THE JAW! Amber is being brutalized! He pulls her to the center of the ring…BIG CLOTHESLINE! Amber is back on the mat!
(Amber pulls herself drags herself away from Cross and makes a motion toward the entrance ramp.)
Stew-O: What is Amber doing? Is she calling for help? Cross is delivering a brutal beatdown here tonight, and Amber is goi-HEY!
(The lights in the arena go dark just as Cross was reaching for Amber.)
(A loud gunshot-like retort sounds out as the lights come back on. In the ring stangs Cleopatra holding a ball bat and standing over the prone body of Donovan Cross.)
Flannery McCoy: We should have known! Where one goes the other is never far behind! Cleopatra has laid Cross out! Amber is still pulling herself to her feet, but now a devilish grin is on her face as she does it! Half stumbling she motions for Cleopatra to life Donovan up, it looks like she’s looking to pay Cross back for the assault!
(Amber staggers over, blood trailing from both nostrils and welts rising over her body, and picks up the broken kendo stick. As she does Cleopatra holds Cross, whose head is rolling, up.)
Talib Bari: Man, Cross is about to take a beating of a lifetime…
(Suddenly a cheer rises from the crowd as a figure comes sprinting down the ramp.)
Talib Bari: LOOK OUT, IT’S MS. EXTREME! The Court turn to intercept the Pure champion, but she is just a second quicker and lands a big dropkick on Cleopatra, knocking her to the mat! Amber grabs for Camille, but Ava ducks and fires off a hard forearm! Sis is swinging!
Flannery McCoy: Amber is in rough shape, and those forearms from Ms. Extreme have sent her reeling! FROM BEHIND! Cleopatra is moving to attack Ms. Extreme…NO, CROSS HEADS HER OFF! Cross and Ms. Extreme are in command here! Donovan with piston like fists into the side of Cleopatra’s head, as Ms. Extreme is putting the boots to Amber, things have turned quickly sour for the court!
(Boos run through the crowd as Ryan Wilson starts running down the ramp.)
Stew-O: Ryan Wilson!? He’s made his intention clear, he wants the title of Ms. Extreme, and I guess he wants to make a point by helping the Court fight her off…NOT SO FAST!
(Shaker Jones heads him off to the excitement of the crowd, cracking Wilson with a chair before dropping it and starting a beatdown.)
Stew-O: Shaker Jones! He’s going after Ryan WIlson, who left him on the mat last week! Shaker is peppering Wilson with lefts and rights in the aisleway!
Talib Bari: There still a match goin’ on though! Back in the ring Cleopatra has gotten the upper hand on Donovan, who is reeling from that ball bat attack! LOW BLOW! Cleo got him right in his dick! Cross drops to the mat and now Ms. Extreme is in trouble, she doesn’t see Cleopatra behind her! CLEO LOCK! Cleopatra has the Cleo Lock on Ms. Extreme! Amber slumps in the corner a bloody mess, but Shaker sees and he’s moving to help! LOOK OUT THOUGH, RYAN WILSON WITH A CHOP BLOCK FROM BEHIND! Shaker is down! Wilson grabs that chair and uses the edge to hit shaker in the midsection! These two have a match later tonight!
Flannery McCoy: In the ring Amber is crawling toward Donovan, who is trying to regain his composure on the mat, she manages to rise to her feet, picking up the bat in the process….this is going to be brutal! Cross on his knees..BALL BAT TO THE HEAD, CROSS IS OUT! Amber collapses on him, making the pin!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
(DING DING DING!)
Flannery McCoy: Amber has won, but the Court aren’t finished, Cross is unconscious on the mat, but Camille is trying to still fight out of the Cleo Lock..Ryan slides in the ring! He’s begging Amber and Cleo to let him have a shot at Ms. Extreme!
(Amber nods slowly and hands Ryan the bat. Cleopatra releases the hold and pulls Ms. Extreme to her knees as Ryan prepares to strike.)
Stew-O: Ryan is going to bash Ms. Extreme’s head in with that bat, this is too far, someone needs to stop him..SHAKER JONES! Shaker with the save at the last moment!
(Shaker cracks Ryan across the jaw as the Court roll out of the ring.)
Stew-O: Ryan drops the bat and bails out away from Shaker! Wilson thought he had put Jones away, but Shaker pulled off the rescue in the end! He’s helping Ms. Extreme to her feet, and she grabs the chair that was dropped.
Ms. Extreme (off-mic): Why are ya runnin’? Let’s do this!
(Cleopatra motions to Ryan to help her as the two help Amber Keys back up the ramp. ‘Easy Target’ begins to play as they make their retreat. As Shaker keeps watch on the trio Ms. Extreme checks on Cross in the ring.)
Stew-O: Amber has won tonight in a short, but brutal assault! I think there is a lot of unfinished business between her and Donovan though, I wouldn’t be surprised at all to see more from these two!
Flannery McCoy: Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve gotten word that StarrStan has a statement to make, let’s go to Michael Belfort backstage!
(Michael Belfort stands next to StarrStan who has a bulging vein standing out on his red forehead. Nodding to the camera, michael turns to Starr.)
Michael Belfort: StarrStan, we just witnessed a brutal assault from the Court and Ryan Wilson that resulted in the 1% being allowed at ringside at the Grand Rampage when Theron defends his Answers World title against Cameron Ava, ho-
StarrStan: Look, the 1% are going too far, there is no doubt about it, and I have no idea what Ryan was thinking by interjecting himself into things, it’s a good think Shaker was there or things could have gone very badly for Ms. Extreme, and gone worse for Donovan…I can’t have insanity like this ruining Dynasty, so, to contain it, next week we’re going to see Donovan Cross, Ms. Extreme, and Shaker Jones face the Queen’s Court and Ryan Wilson in a six person tag match!
Michael Belmont: WHOA, that’s a helluva match! Those six competitors obviously have unfinished business and –
(Mark Michaels walks into the frame, cutting off Michael. Starr exhales sharply at Michaels as Public Enemy Number One takes the mic and pushes Belfort out of frame.)
Mark Michaels: Well, Starr…How’d you like me messing up your main event last week? Dynasty had a match of the year contender and it was ruined by me…the Revolution has just begun, Starr. I’ll ruin main events, autograph signings, charity appearances, whatever it takes to reach my goal, and there’s nothing you can do about it, because you won’t do what needs to be done…you’re a coward and Dynasty is going to suffer for it!
StarrStan: Yeah, well how about this: You wanna tear the house down? You want to spread your chaos? Did you see the brutality of the street fight that just happened? I hope so, because next week you’re facing Crosby Carter in one of your own! We’ll see how you handle the chaos when it’s being thrown in your face!
(Mark studies Starr’s face for a moment then gives a smirk.)
Mark Michaels: Starr, you just don’t get it. You’re going to, though, I’ll face Crosby, sure, and after I leave him laying in a pool of his own blood I want you to know that all that happens is your fault, you could stop me, if you weren’t such a coward….but you won’t, and I’m going to break the wheel of Dynasty you’ve put in place.
(Starrstan rubs his brow in annoyance.)
Starrstan: Look, I don’t have the time or patience for you, get out of my arena, and come ready for a fight next week. I’ve got a meeting to get to.
(Starrstan walks out of frame as Mark looks on, cocky grin on his face as the scene fades.)
(Commercial plays for a new EAW Network show: Elite Ink, where EAW Elitists tell the stories become their tattoos. Streaming now on the EAW Network.)
(‘’Better Now’’ by Post Malone hits the PA speakers and outcomes Ryan Savage. He’s all cheers and smiles, but he walks slow and steady.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first from Lexington, Kentucky, weighing in at 210 pounds, RYYYAAAAAAAN SAAAAAAAVAAAAAAAGE!
Stew-O: Here’s Ryan Savage, who quite frankly upset a lot of expectations last week with that win over Lucas Johnson.
Talib Bari: I’d say he was more upset then others after being decimated post match by one Feral Khan.
(Ryan slides into the ring and poses for the crowd, before leaning back in the turnbuckle. “Damage” by Red hits and the crowd start too boo as Ronan Molasi comes out from the back.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent! From Cape Town, South Africa, weighing in at 230 pounds, he is “The Juggernaut”, ROOOOONAAAAAAAAN MALSOIIIIIII!
Stew-O: Talk about scary, talk about height, and talk about strength; you get Ronan Malosi! He’s looking to make a serious dent here in EAW.
(Ronan steps into the ring with a scowl and readies himself.)
DING! DING! DING!
Talib Bari: I still don’t know how Ryan’s gonna pull this one off with that bad neck man. Look at him while they’re stepping in the center, he’s tryin’ too shrug it off.
Stew-O: Well, like a shark smelling the water, Ronan Molasi is staring at his neck while he cracks his knuckles. That’s one scary competitor. Ryan’s offering a handshake, give him credit there.
Talib Bari: BIG BOOT TOO THE FACE INSTEAD! JEEZUS!
Stew-O: The debuting monster’s not making any hesitation! Ryan rolls back into the corner while the big man rushes at him with a back elbow! He holds onto the rope and hits a few more! Look at Ryan’s neck! The damage is being done!
Ref: C’mon! 1! 2! 3! 4! Fi-!
Talib Bari: And he’s off! Putting up his hands like doin’ nothin’! Ryan slumps in the corner while the big man goes over to him. Ryan gets a hold of him by the tights and pulls him face first into the turnbuckle!
Stew-O: Smart strategy! Ronan holds his face as he wobbles back, and the fiery Ryan Savage gets up with a European uppercut too stagger him! It has little effect! Another! No!
Talib Bari: He’s just eating these shots! HANDS ON THE THROAT OF SAVAGE! He’s lifting him up!
Stew-O: ARM DRAG REVERSAL THOUGH! Ryan just barely slides out and leaves Ronan too roll out of the ring. He’s shaking his head of those cobwebs. Ryan now!
Talib Bari: SHOTGUN DROPKICK FROM THE APRON! The impact sent Ronan staggering back first into the barricade! He put away Lucas Johnson last week with this type of momentum!
Stew-O: Lucas is human, but I don’t know about Ronan; he’s still standing! He’s shaking his head and looking like a bull, but Ryan runs at him!
Talib Bari: HE’S CAUGHT BY THE CHEST! ONE HANDED SPINEBUSTER OVER THE BARRICADE INTO THE FANS!
Stew-O: There’s a guaranteed lawsuit! You can hear Ronan shout in adrenaline before rolling into the ring!
Talib Bari: He rolls out too stop the pin! I don’t know if that’s sportsmanship, or just plain cruel. Ryan’s dazed as he’s slumping out over the barricade, and Ronan’s pulling him up by the hair before throwing him in the ring. He doesn’t wanna win this, he just wants too maul him! Look at that grin on his face!
Stew-O: Ryan’s up and he’s quick to run the ropes for Ronan, but he’s taken down a peg with a stiff shot to the gut that puts Ryan on his knees. A slap to the back of the head! The disrespect from Ronan!
Talib Bari: He’s havin’ fun in his debut for sure! Ryan’s getting fired up! Left and rights too back Ronan into the corner! There’s still some fight left! He’s hitting rights to the head, but Ronan shoves him back and runs at him for a big boot!
Stew-O: DUCKED! Ryan runs at the turnbuckle, bounces off the middle rope, and comes back with a DDT! RONAN HOLDS HIM IN PLACE! Ryan shakes his head in a panic and quickly tucks his arm on the throat for the Guillotine! Ronan’s running around the ring, but every time he touches a rope, Ryan’s knocking him in the head with his free elbow!
Talib Bari: He’s like a monkey in there! Ronan’s about to fall-
Ronan Malosi: RUUAAAAAGGHHHH!
Stew-O: RONAN THROWS HIM OFF! Ryan lands face first and scrambles up, HAND TO THE THROAT! He throws the arm over his and lifts him up! CHOKESLAM! The height was insane! You can see Ronan still hopping as if he just got a slam dunk!
Ronan Malosi: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!
Talib Bari: …He didn’t just-
Stew-O: That he did, that he did. And he did with a honest to God smile on his face. He reaches down too pick up Ryan by the back, and look at the strength! He’s trying to hold him up for the Dominator! Who knows, if he hits this, it’s over!
Talib Bari: Ryan’s fighting though! He’s squirming, but Ronan with the pull down on him!
Stew-O: Domi-NO! RYAN ON HIS FEET! KICK TO THE KNEE TO KNEEL RONAN, AND A KNEE TOO THE FACE! He’s back in this! A Ronan’s dazed but on his knees, but Ryan runs the ropes, comes back and spins his body like a tornado with the DISCUS LARIAT! Pin attempt!
Stew-O: My word, what a match! Ryan springs up and holds his neck in pain, you can tell that’s been the spot to go too for Ronan. Last week, Lucas Johnson did a number on it. Not too mention Feral Khan squashed it with his weight! He picks up Ronan and puts his head between his legs, looking for Forgiveness!
Talib Bari: Ranon picks his head up though, but Ryan with a sunset flip!
Stew-O: Ronan rolls back out, BIG BOOT TOO THE FACE OF RYAN! He’s not done as he picks him up and throws him into the ropes. PTSD POP UP POWERBOMB! Ryan’s spiraling out after the impact on his neck! The ref’s going over to check on him, but Ronan reaches past him and lifts him up! He’s thrown for an Irish-Whip, pulled back in, WARPATH! HE CONNECTS!
Stephie Love: Here is your winner, RONAN MALOSIIIIIIIIII!
(Ronan flips his hair out of his face as he looks down at Ryan Savage, smiling at his handy work before rolling out of the ring and heading for the back.)
Talib Bari: What a wild debut for Ronan. He wasn’t easy on Savage one bit.
Stew-O: Give credit where it’s due, the same can be said for Savage. That neck was the deciding factor of it all.
(Backstage we see Malik Kennedy standing in the interview area. He’s pacing back and forth, hands balled into fists.)
Malik Kennedy: So, let me get this straight…in the last few weeks we’ve had several matches that could have been match of the year ruined by outside interference and pettiness. I’m sick of it! All I wanted when I came to EAW was an opportunity to show the world what I can do in the ring, I didn’t want to have to deal with this petty gang warfare mentality, or the sneak attacks, or back stabbing that goes on here. That’s not what I’m about! See, a couple weeks ago I was left laying in the ring by Kevin Hunter and his 1% goons, and as I laid there, looking at the lights, and trying to think where I went wrong, I came to a realization. It’s a realization that lead me to turn down the Score when they asked me to join them against the 1%, and it’s why I’m here right now…
(Malik stops pacing.)
Malik Kennedy: I need to stop looking outward for what I already know is inside me. I will rise above the backstabbing and infighting that plagues this company, I will go out to that ring, and put on the absolute best athletic contest I can and I will do it every night, regardless of what everyone else does. You all deserve the best in ring competition that can be offered and I’m here to deliver it. There’s a catch, though, I need to get the ball rolling on this, and I need someone with a like mind…that’s why I’m drawing a line in the sand. Whoever wants to meet me in the ring, 1 v 1, no outside interference, no distractions, nothing but you and I, all you have to do is step up and meet me next week…
(At that moment Jason McKormick walks into frame holding his hands wide as a peace offering. Suspicious, Malik backs away from him.)
Malik Kennedy: Look, I told you I wasn’t getting into the mess with the Score. I’m sorry Ryan turned out to be a dick, but I don’t wanna involve myself, I just want to put on good matches man, that’s it!
(Jason nods in agreement and drops his hands.)
Jason McKormick: Look, I made a mistake. I thought that Ryan knew what he was talking about and could help get rid of the 1% and…well, it doesn’t matter now. What I’m after now is a chance to showcase myself, that’s all. I think you and I can have an exciting match for the fans, and I wanna answer your challenge. Me and you, that’s all. What do you say?
(Malik eyes him suspiciously and seems to be processing Jason’s statement. Slowly he nods.)
Malik Kennedy: Alright man…you want this? We’ll do it. Next week, you and me, let’s put on a show for the people they won’t forget, and show why wrestling is what matters here.
(Malik extends his hand to Jason who shrugs and takes it.)
Jason McKormick: Sounds like a plan. I’ll meet you next week.
( The two shake hands as the camera fades out to commercial.)
(Commercial plays for the new Jordan Peele movie ‘Us’. Seriously, go see it, it’s great!)
( ‘My Way’ by Limp Bizkit begins to play as Ryan Wilson emerges onto the stage to a negative reaction from the crowd. He makes his way down to the ring with a look of confidence on his face.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is a number 1 contenders match for the PURE Championship! Introducing first, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, weighing 200 pounds…. RYANNNNN WILLLLSOONNNNNN!
(I Love It Loud by Kiss begins to play as the crowd jumps to their feet. Shaker Jones comes out onto the stage and makes his way down the ramp with a slight limp. He then slowly enters the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent, from Inglis, Manitoba, Canada, weighing 250 pounds… THE PUNK ROCK COUNTRY BOY… SHAKKERRR JONNNESSSSS!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew: This match is now underway. The winner will then go on to challenge for the PURE Championship! The pain for Shaker Jones was apparent as he made his way down to the ring after Ryan Wilson attacked him with a chair earlier tonight. Ryan approaches Shaker with a smirk on his face as Shaker is still showing signs of pain. RYAN THROWS A SHOT… BUT SHAKER STRIKES FIRST CATCHING HIM OFF GUARD! Ryan falls back after taking that punch right to the jaw! Shaker kicks him in the gut as Ryan doubles over. Shaker now pushes him against the ropes as he irish whips him across the ring. Ryan bounces off the ropes right back towards Shaker! CLOTHESLINE FROM SHAKER! BUT RYAN DUCKS IT! HE COMES OFF THE OTHER ROPES AS SHAKER TURNS AROUND AND RYAN DELIVERS A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO HIS MIDSECTION!
Bari: Ryan steps back and delivers… A RUNNING BIG BOOT TO THE SKULL OF SHAKER JONES WHO GOES DOWN! Ryan now stands beside the downed Shaker Jones. He looks at his former partner and delivers a jumping elbow drop to his chest! Ryan stands next to Shaker once more… BUT THIS TIME CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING MOONSAULT! HE IMMEDIATELY HOOKS A LEG AFTER HE LANDS ON TOP OF SHAKER!
Stew: Shaker kicks out! Ryan steps back as Shaker begins to get up! Shaker is now pulled up by Ryan! Ryan pulls him in and tries to execute a suplex! Shaker holds his ground though! HE FIRES BACK WITH SEVERAL SHOTS TO THE RIBS OF RYAN WILSON! HE NOW PUSHES RYAN BACK INTO THE CORNER AND PINS HIM BETWEEN HIMSELF AND THE TURNBUCKLES! Shaker jumps back and aggressively delivers an elbow right to the jaw of Ryan! Ryan headbutts Shaker immediately after! BUT SHAKER STRIKES BACK INSTANTLY WITH ANOTHER ELBOW STRIKE! He now lights up Ryan with several shots to the face as Ryan tries to defend himself! The referee is telling Shaker he has to cut it out! BUT INSTEAD SHAKER LAUNCHES RYAN TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE CORNER OF THE RING!
Bari: BUT RYAN REVERSES IT AND SHAKER IS THE ONE SENT INTO THE CORNER! RYAN CHARGES WITH A QUICK RUNNING DROP KICK! Shaker Jones stumbles forward and Ryan catches him! CALF KICK! IT KNOCKS SHAKER DOWN! Ryan now steps back as Shaker tries to shake off the pain but it’s just adding up after that attack from Ryan earlier tonight. Shaker gets up to a knee AND RYAN CHARGES! SWINGING NECK BREAKER… BUT SHAKER ROLLS THROUGH WITH IT! BOTH MEN NOW FACE EACH OTHER AND SHAKER QUICKLY STRIKES WITH A UPPERCUT! RYAN THROWS A PUNCH OF HIS OWN BUT SHAKER DUCKS IT AND TRIES TO GET BEHIND RYAN!
Stew: SHAKER MANAGES TO BUT RYAN HITS AN ELBOW TO SHAKER WHO IS BEHIND HIM! Ryan turns around and pulls in Shaker! He tries to execute a DDT but Shaker breaks free and rocks Ryan with a forearm smash! HE PULLS RYAN IN! HE LIFTS HIM UP… GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB CONNECTS AS RYAN CRASHES DOWN TO THE RING! SHAKER NOW COVERS! THIS COULD BE IT!
Bari: RYAN WILSON MANAGES A KICK OUT! Shaker stands up but is slow to get back to Ryan. He pulls him up as he pulls him in once more! HE’S LOOKING FOR ANOTHER GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB! HE LIFTS HIM UP OFF THE GROUND JUST SLIGHTLY BUT RYAN GROUNDS HIMSELF! HE BREAKS FREE AND KNEES SHAKER IN THE GUT! HE PULLS HIM IN AND CARRIES OUT A POWERFUL SNAP SUPLEX! IT CONNECTS! Ryan steps back after hitting the suplex! He now looks to the ropes and runs towards them! WHAT COULD HE BE DOING… HE SPRINGBOARDS! LIONSAULT! THE LIONSAULT BY RYAN WILSON…. BUT SHAKER GETS HIS KNEES UP! RYAN CRASHES AND BURNS!
Stew: Both men are down in the ring! Ryan went for high risk high rewards just now but it backfired! Great ring awareness by Shaker Jones to get his knees up. Ryan Wilson begins to get up as Shaker pulls himself up with the ropes. Shaker looks back at Ryan… HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW! SHAKER WITH THAT MANEUVER AS IT CONNECTS! RYAN GOES DOWN! SHAKER HAS ENDURED A LOT HERE TONIGHT BUT HE’S FAR FROM DONE! Shaker pulls up Ryan and sets him up… HE’S TRYING TO END IT! THE ROCKANDROLLA! LIFTING SPINNING DDT… BUT RYAN HOLDS HIS POSITION AS SHAKER TRIES TO GO FOR IT! RYAN PUSHES SHAKER AWAY! DROP KICK TO SHAKER! SHAKER LANDS AGAINST THE ROPES TO KEEP HIS BALANCE BUT FALLS FORWARD… SWINGING NECK BREAKER! Ryan hits the neck breaker!
Bari: Ryan steps back as he urges Shaker to get up. Shaker begins to get up but Ryan is waiting to strike. Shaker turns around to face Ryan… SUPER MAN PUNCH! RYAN GOES FOR IT BUT SHAKER SIDE STEPS IT! CANADIAN CLOTHESLINE! SHAKER JONES TAKES RYAN DOWN WITH THE RUNNING LARIAT! Shaker now begins to pull Ryan up… BUT RYAN STRIKES WITH A PUNCH WHILE ON ONE KNEE! Shaker falls back as Ryan stands up. Shaker turns around to Ryan pointing at his jaw!
Stew: What in the world? It’s as if Ryan’s welcoming a free shot from Shaker. Is he really this arrogant. GIVE EM’ THE BOOT! NO WAY! SHAKER SEIZED THAT OPENING FROM RYAN AND HITS THE RUNNING SINGLE LEG DROP KICK! RYAN WILSON SURELY WASN’T EXPECTING THAT! SHAKER JONES MAKES THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(I Love It Loud by Kiss begins to play as Shaker Jones gets to his feet as the crowd begins to cheer. He then begins to celebrate.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… AND THE NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE PURE CHAMPIONSHIP… SHAKKKERRR JONNNESSSSS!
Stew: Did you see that, Bari? Shaker Jones pulls out the win even after being attacked by Ryan earlier in the night.
Bari: Ryan got so cocky to the point that he welcomed a shot from Shaker. He just didn’t expect Shaker to pull out a move like that.
Stew: That just cost him a future PURE Championship shot as Shaker Jones wins and becomes the new number one contender.
(As Dynasty continues, we’re backstage in the women’s locker room, where there sits Cameron Ella Ava on her phone. She chuckles as she looks through her social media, with all of her bags next too here, when there’s a sudden knock on the door.)
Cameron Ella Ava: Uh, privacy please? I’m not on until la-
(There’s a huge thud too the door, and ANOTHER! A leg appears to have kicked the door open!)
Cameron Ella Ava: WHAT THE HELL! SECURITY!
???: Nah-nah-nah, security’s already here.
(In walks Kevin Hunter with a big shit eating grin on his face, a night stick in hand, and the rest of The Task Force storming in, with the last one shutting and locking the door. Cameron stands up, but Kevin points the night stick at her, stopping her in her place.)
Kevin Hunter: Sit, you’re on our time now.
(Cameron looks at him in defiance, but sits anyway, putting her phone away as Kevin Hunter pulls up a chair to sit across from her. One of the Task Force reach over and swipe her bag! She keeps her cool though, eyeing the masked man as he opens the bag, putting it upside down and spilling the contents out.)
Cameron Ella Ava: You’re a reaaaaaaal tough group of guys, yeah. First you’re The 1%’s lapdogs, now you’re just committing petty theft. Is that all you’re good for?
Kevin Hunter: Oh, we’re not taking anything princess, unless you keep runnin’ that mouth of yours. We just wanted to have a chat. I get you’re busy giggling and painting your nails, but you should feel, appreciated, that we chose to drop in on you.
Cameron Ella Ava: What an honor.
(Cameron rolls her eyes as the Task Force casually sweep through her stuff like thugs. One of them picks up some extra lingerie and raises it, leaving the whole group too have a soft chuckle. Kevin looked backed and shaked his head, still having that smile on his face, before leaning back and looking back at Cameron.)
Kevin Hunter: Isn’t it? You say it with sarcasm, but the truth is, you should appreciate this time dollface. Theron, The 1% Percent, The Task Force; three entities that strike fear in the EAW. You’re a big name on Dynasty, I’ll give you that, but we’re much bigger then just this brand.
Cameron Ella Ava: Ruining a pay-per-view main event sounds more like a temper tantrum instead of “running” things.
Kevin Hunter: Ruined? The Task Force made their point, plain and simple. No one was talking about your match, they were talking about what we did.
Cameron Ella Ava: Beating on a black man with night sticks? Yeah, you’re a couple of real stallions.
(Kevin’s smile quickly fades while Cameron crosses her arms, sticking to her guns. A few members of the Task Force take a few close steps in, but she’s not budging.)
Cameron Ella Ava: I get it. You’re with a bunch of guys with weapons, but you’re fooling yourself Kevin if you think you run this place. You’re a tool too the 1% as much as The Task Force is too you. Face it; you’re blind to everything.
(Kevin still lays back, but he’s in a train of thought as Cameron finishes up. The Task Force at this point have gone through everything, and hold up her phone, looking over the case with interest.)
Kevin Hunter: Blind? I can see pretty clear. You were made for kitchens, pumping out babies, and keeping your mouth shut. You’re the one who needs their eyes adjust, you dumb bitch.
(Kevin says that with such a hollow tone, Cameron raises an eyebrow, sighing and shaking her head.)
Kevin Hunter: You and half of this roster wishes you could do what we’re doing. Empire, Showdown, Voltage; they’re all just feeding frenzies. We keep a close eye on everything that goes down, and there’s only imitators in this sea of shit. I serve a greater cause, and in return, I’m rewarded. I get too do whatever I want, be where I feel like, and tell whoever I want how things work around here. That’s power.
Cameron Ella Ava: Having a ragtag crew too cover you while bully people’s power? Theron and the 1% is what’s getting the talk around here, but quite frankly, it’s just that; talk. I do my best, I take names, and I compete. I’m my own greatest weapon, that’s my power. So if you or your 5 musketeers have something too add, now would be the time. I’ve got things to do besides entertain your bigot ass.
(The Task Force turn their attention over, some readying their nightsticks, but Kevin raises a hand too keep them at ease. He stands up and casually kicks the chair over, walking over her extra gear and things on the floor, before taking her phone out of The Task Force’s hand, tossing it up over and over like it’s a pebble.)
Kevin Hunter: Say what you want, you need to know your place as a woman and as member of the Dynasty roster. We don’t accept intolerant pigs in our new world. Take the warning, it’s the last you’re gonna get from me, and more importantly, Theron.
(Kevin suddenly takes his arm, swings it back, and CHUCKS the phone aiming for Cameron’s head! She ducks just in time but the phone smashes into pieces from the impact of the wall, as Kevin chuckles, walking himself out of the door, as The Task Force follow suit, slamming the door. Cameron stands there for a moment, clenched fists and kicks her own chair over in frustration, running her hands through her hair as she curses under her breath, before picking up her things as Dynasty rolls on.)
(Final commercial of the evening featuring this Sunday’s Voltage and a special exhibition match between the King of Elite, Malcolm Jones, and the New Breed Champion, the Visual Prophet. A brief montage of the social media output of the two is shown, hyping the highly anticipated match.)
(“Nightmare” — Avenged Sevenfold blasts through the speakers. The crowd reacts in a positive manner as Black Cabal — Erebus Jennings and Darkane come out with serious and intimidating looks on their faces. The two men look around the crowd before setting their sights to the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following match is a tag team match and it’s for the ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS! Introducing first, weighing in a combined weight of 483 pounds, they are “The Forthcoming of Darkness”, Erebus Jennings and “The Grave Worm”, Darkane. BLACK CAAAAAAAABBBBBAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!
Carsyn Carter: This is one intimidating force, bros! And no, do not adjust your audio! For this lovely main event, you will be provided with the wonderful and always chill commentary of the FloBros! I am Carsyn Carter! The man to my right is the always “Explosive” Crosby Carter and to my left is “Radd” Thadd Blazevich! Now, if we can recall, Black Cabal has been waiting for this championship opportunity for about a month now! They won the opportunity to face Jaded Hearts back at King of Elite and look to be strong favorites in dethroning the champions. I mean, these two are intimidating as hell. :lupe:
Crosby Carter: These two men are both powerful forces! Darkane is a former Answers World Champion and longest reigning Hardcore Champion in EAW History. Erebus is…well Erebus. But, both men plan to add that Tag Team Championships to their resumes and I don’t see why not!
(“True Love” — CFO$ replaces “Nightmare” as Jaded Hearts — the Women’s World Champion, Sienna Jade and the Iconic Cup holder, Kassidy Heart come from the back and pose on top of the ramp. The Dynasty crowd is not very welcoming to these Empire mainstays! The Unified Tag Team Championships are on their waist as they go down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: And introducing their opponents, they are the CURRENT
Elite Answers Wrestling unified tag team champions, “Unfuckwithable” Sienna Jade and “The Uncrowned Queen”, Kassidy Heart, JAAAAAADDDDDDEEEEEEEDDDDDD HEEEAAARRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSS!!
Carsyn Carter: I’m all in for the female empowerment in this match! Like or hate Jaded Hearts, but there is no denying that these two are talented in their own ways! Sienna Jade is the current Women’s World Champion! Kassidy Heart is the proud holder of the Iconic Cup! These two women are swimming in accomplishments!
Thadd Blazevich: Bro, these to set the standard for what best friends should be like in the wrestling scene! Besides Crosby and myself, there is no one that can compare to the friendship that they have! I think Jaded Hearts have more chemistry than Black Cabal and that’s an edge that the two babes have over their competition, but Black Cabal has that strength and intimidating to their advantage! This match is up in the air! This is gonna be sick!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Thadd Blazevich: Bro! This Tag Team Championship Match is underway! The smoking hot babes, Jaded Hearts go up against the dark and scary Black Cabal, Darkane and Erebus Jennings! It’s seems like that Kassidy Heart babe is starting off this match and she’s telling Erebus that he wants nothing to do with that freak. Nah, bro. She wants to big dawg of this match, she wants Darkane! Kassidy is gesturing for Darkane to start out this match with her! Should we be worried? Are we gonna experience death here? :lupe:
(Darkane and Kassidy Heart meet in the middle of the ring. Kassidy is talking some smack before she does the last thing that she should have done — she smacks the shit outta Darkane.)
Crosby Carter: :damn: Why would she do such a thing? It’s her funeral after all! Darkane runs after her before Kassidy Heart ducks her head in between the ropes and demands for the official to get Darkane away from her! Darkane is like every dude in the world, who gets annoyed by a woman taking too long to get ready for something. I know, I do.
Carsyn Carter: Excuse me?
Crosby Carter: Love ya, babe! But, let’s focus on whatever is going on inside the ring! Kassidy Heart gets her head back inside the ring, but Darkane quickly gets Kassidy by her throat! But, Kassidy kicks Darkane in the stomach as he releases whatever hold he has on her throat! Kassidy begins to throw some stiff punches as she manages to back away Darkane to the ropes before throwing some more stiff punches at his face! Kassidy gets Darkane by his right arm as she goes to whip Darkane to the other side of the ropes; however, Darkane is too strong as he manages to counter that whip! KASSIDY REBOUNDS FROM THOSE ROPES AS DARKANE CONNECTS WITH A FOOTBALL-LIKE TACKLE AS HE MANAGES TO TAKE DOWN THE ICONIC CUP HOLDER! DARKANE GETS KASSIDY BY HER HAIR BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A HUGE HEADBUTT AS THAT KNOCKS KASSIDY DOWN TO ONE KNEE! DARKANE FOLLOWS THAT UP BY GETTING KASSIDY HEART UP AND CONNECTING WITH A BACKBREAKER! THAT KNEE LOOKED SICK! KASSIDY IS CLUTCHING HER BACK IN PAIN AS SHE SEEMS TO BE GETTING DOMINATED IN THE EARLY PART OF THE MATCH! THIS DARKANE DUDE IS A BEAST IN THE RING! DARKANE GETS KASSIDY IN POSITION BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A PUMPHANDLE NECKBREAKER! THAT LOOKED PAINFUL, BRO!
Thadd Blazevich: Kassidy Heart gets that right shoulder up! I feel bad for Kassidy! I mean, she’s nothing more than a 5’4 midget! I don’t think that she can ever compare to a 6’2 Darkane and yes, I needed to Google their heights because we’re not like that dweeb Stew-O and have the time to remember all of this stuff! Darkane gets Kassidy up to her feet, but just like Carsyn after a night of fun, she is wobbly on her feet as Darkane gets Kassidy by her arm before whipping her to the Black Cabal corner! At that specific corner, you have Erebus Jennings waiting in the corner so scary and stuff. Not as scary and intimidating as Darkane, but enough to make some members of the audience sh*t on themselves! Erebus tags Darkane’s shoulder to allow himself into the match! Darkane throws Kassidy to Erebus as Erebus connects with a spinning sidewalk slam! Erebus hooks Kassidy’s leg for the cover there!
Carsyn Carter: Kassidy Heart kicks out! There is no stopping this girl! She can take a beating better than most men in the EAW roster! Sienna Jade is extending her hand out for Kassidy to try to take, but Erebus Jennings and Darkane are going to make that quite tough for her to do! Erebus delivers some punches to Kassidy’s back, trying to get her to back down as Erebus takes a few steps back! I am not sure what is going to happen here, but it’s not gonna be pretty! :lupe: KASSIDY IS SLOWLY GETTING BACK TO HER FEET AS EREBUS GOES RUNNING TOWARDS HER BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE, BUT KASSIDY FALLS TO THE GROUND AS EREBUS GOES PAST HER! KASSIDY WITH A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF EREBUS JENNINGS’ LEG! EREBUS ALMOST STUMBLES TO HIS KNEES, BUT KASSIDY DELIVERS ANOTHER CHOP BLOCK TO EREBUS’ LEG LEG AS THAT WAS ENOUGH TO MAKE “THE FORTHCOMING OF DARKNESS” FALL TO HIS KNEES! KASSIDY IS REGAINING SOME OF HER STRENGTH BACK, BUT IT’S NOT BACK COMPLETELY! BUT, SHE’S GONNA RISK IT AS SHE FOLLOWS UP THAT CHOP BLOCK WITH STARGAZING, THE FALLING INVERTED DDT GETS EREBUS TO HIS BACK AS KASSIDY BEGINS TO GO OVER TO THE JADED HEARTS CORNER BEFORE JUMPING IN AND TAGGING IN SIENNA JADE INTO THE MATCH!
Thadd Blazevich: The Women’s World Champ is in this match! First appearance in this match as Sienna Jade has that wicked smirk on her face! Sienna runs over to Erebus Jennings before connecting with a stiff kick to the back of Erebus that makes him yell in pain! Sienna delivers with another stiff kick to the back of Erebus for a second time! For a third! For a fourth! For a fifth! For a sixth! Seven! Eight! Nine! Ten! Eleven! Twelve! Thirteen! Sienna is on the roll with those kicks before taking a few steps back! Her eyes still laser focused on Erebus before running and connecting with a back dropkick! Erebus falls to the side as Sienna begins to unload with a series of fiery fists on Erebus! SIENNA CAN BE KNOWN TO BE QUITE CATTY, BUT I THINK EREBUS IS GOING TO GET AN INTRODUCTION ABOUT HOW CATTY SIENNA CAN GET WHEN SOMETHING THAT MEANS A LOT TO HER IS ONE THE LINE. FOR TONIGHT, IT HAPPENS TO BE THOSE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS! SIENNA GOES FOR THE COVER, BUT EREBUS MANAGES TO GET HIMSELF OUT OF THE PIN BEFORE THE OFFICIAL OF THE MATCH CAN GET IN POSITION FOR HIS COUNT! MEANWHILE, THE BEAUTIFUL KASSIDY HEART IS RECOVERING IN THE APRON! SHE TOOK SOME OF THE BEATING FROM BLACK CABAL IN THIS MATCH SO FAR! THE GOAL SHOULD BE FOR SIENNA TO TRY TO HANDLE THINGS ON HER OWN UNTIL KASSIDY REGAINS SOME OF HER ENERGY BACK! SIENNA GETS EREBUS BACK UP TO HIS FEET BEFORE WHIPPING HIM TO THE CORNER, BUT EREBUS COUNTERS THAT WHIP AS SIENNA GOES CRASHING TO THAT CORNER! EREBUS BACKS UP BEFORE RUNNING TOWARDS SIENNA AND CONNECTING WITH A —
Crosby Carter: Erebus Jennings with a clothesline as he manages to go through Sienna Jade like a train! Sienna goes falling forwards, but Erebus gets Sienna in position before following up that clothesline with a t-bone suplex as Sienna cringes her back in pain! That t-bone suplex looked like a bitch to take! Erebus made it so easy for Sienna to deliver as much punishment as possible! He looked for the perfect opportunity to get the offense! Erebus begins to apply an abdominal stretch on the member of Jaded Hearts! By that look on Sienna’s face, that move does not feel too good! If Erebus can wear down Sienna, that would be good for him, but I like to hope that Sienna still has a bunch of fight inside of her! THIS IS WHAT SIENNA HAS BEEN DOING SINCE THE MOMENT SHE ENTERED THOSE EAW DOORS — FIGHT AND FIGHT FOR EVERYTHING THAT SHE HAS EVER WANTED! KASSIDY HEART IS ROOTING FOR HER PARTNER TO MAKE SOME SORT OF COMEBACK IN THIS MATCH! SIENNA IS REFUSING TO QUIT AND THERE IS NO WAY THAT KASSIDY IS GOING TO LET HER! SIENNA BEGINS TO ELBOW EREBUS IN THE STOMACH! SIENNA IS TRYING TO FIGHT HER WAY OUT OF THE ABDOMINAL STRETCH, BUT EREBUS IS TRYING TO INFLICT MORE PRESSURE ONTO THE STRETCH, BUT SIENNA IS NOT GIVING UP WITHOUT A FIGHT! SIENNA CONTINUES TO ELBOW EREBUS IN THE STOMACH! EVENTUALLY, HE IS GOING TO NEED TO BREAK FREE, RIGHT?
Thadd Blazevich: Damn straight, bro! He just does that! Sienna Jade is free from the abdominal stretch as she rebounds from the ropes! Sienna goes with a crossbody to Erebus Jennings, but Erebus manages to get Sienna as he shows off his strength to the crowd! It was almost like it was effortless to catch her, but Erebus connects with a powerslam on the Women’s World Champion, who is down at the moment! Erebus goes back to Darkane before tagging him back into the match! This is Darkane’s second appearance in this match! It seems like Darkane has full intentions to finish off anything that Erebus has started! Darkane gets Sienna Jade by her hair and gets her back up to her feet before getting her up and connecting with an exploder suplex! Sienna flies across the ring like a ragdoll! It seemed like Darkane had no issue with throwing Sienna for that exploder suplex! The more that this match continues, the more I would think it would fall in Black Cabal’s corner! :lupe: Sienna is holding her lower back in pain as she makes it back to her feet! DESPITE THE ASS BEATING THAT SHE HAS BEEN TAKING IN THIS MATCH, SIENNA STILL HAS THAT FIGHTING SPIRIT! SIENNA IS NOT GOING TO GIVE UP WHATSOEVER! SHE IS GESTURING FOR DARKANE TO COME AT HER AGAIN, WHICH MAY NOT END UP GOOD FOR HER! DARKANE GOES RIGHT AFTER SIENNA WITH A HUGE KNEE TO HER FACE! SIENNA COLLAPSES TO A SEATED POSITION! SIENNA IS DOWN, BRO! DARKANE GETS TURNED AROUND BY SOMEONE —
Crosby Carter: — KASSIDY HEART TURNS AROUND DARKANE! I THINK THAT SHE HAS COMPLETELY LOST IT! DOES SHE WANT TO DIE TONIGHT? NAH, SHE HAS SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR! SHE HASN’T EVEN CASHED IN THAT ICONIC CUP YET! I THINK THE ONE THING THAT IS KEEPING HER FROM COMPLETELY GIVING OUT IS HER LOVE FOR HER BEST FRIEND SIENNA! IT ALMOST REMINDS ME OF US, THADD. :mjcry:
Thadd Blazevich: :mjcry:
Carsyn Carter: :mjcry:
Crosby Carter: But, Kassidy Heart is looking Darkane dead in the eye! She is not going to back down from Darkane! Darkane my be a giant and possibly squash that midget, Kassidy, but the short women are something that men need to look out for! Kassidy takes a step back before going jumping at Darkane, but Darkane has Kassidy by the throat! Sienna Jade goes to her friend’s rescue, but Darkane has Sienna by the throat as well! Sienna and Kassidy look at each other before kicking Darkane in the stomach! Jaded Hearts gets Darkane in position! Are these two gonna try to suplex Darkane? Wow, they must have lost it! These two lift Darkane up, but I’m not sure if they noticed, but Darkane is kinda heavy. :eyes: SIENNA AND KASSIDY GO TO LIFT UP DARKANE AGAIN, BUT IT’S NO USE AS DARKANE MANAGES TO LIFT THE BOTH OF THEM AND CONNECT WITH A SUPLEX ON THE BOTH OF THEM! DARKANE WITH THAT GOAT STRENGTH AS HE MANAGES TO TAKE DOWN BOTH MEMBERS OF JADED HEARTS AT THE SAME TIME! KASSIDY ROLLS UNDERNEATH THE RING. I THINK SIENNA IS THE LEGAL WOMAN IN THIS MATCH UP! SIENNA RISES BACK TO HER FEET AS DARKANE GETS HIMSELF IN POSITION — DEVIL MAY CRY!! THE SPEAR TO THE SPINE AS SIENNA COLLAPSES THE THE GROUND! THIS MAY BE OVER!
….OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Carsyn Carter: Kassidy Heart breaks up the cover! Erebus Jennings races inside the ring to get Kassidy Heart with a clothesline before throwing her out of the ring! Kassidy falls ringside! That may be the last of her for tonight as Sienna Jade holds the power part of her back in pain as she looks at Erebus Jennings, who is more than ready to rip her to shreds! Sienna begins to back away until she bumps into something! Sienna turns around as she is met with the cold glare of Darkane! Sienna Jade is left in the middle of the ring with the two members of Black Cabal! SIENNA HAPPENS TO BE ONE OF THE LEAST LIKED PEOPLE ON THE EMPIRE BRAND! BRO, WE’RE GETTING A “THIS IS AWESOME” CHANT! THAT IS SO SICK! SIENNA SEEMS LIKE SHE ALMOST HAS A PANIC ON HER FACE! KASSIDY IS STILL TRYING TO RECOVER AT RINGSIDE! SIENNA GOES TO RUN AWAY, BUT DARKANE GETS SIENNA BY HER HAIR BEFORE GETTING HER IN POSITION BEFORE CONNECTING WITH ENTER THE GRAVE, THE EVENFLOW DDT AS HE MANAGES TO PLANT SIENNA JADE TO THE MAT! DARKANE TAGS IN EREBUS BACK INTO THE MATCH AS EREBUS FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A RUNNING BODY SPLASH ON SIENNA! EREBUS GOES FOR THE COVER!
…OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Crosby Carter: Kassidy Heart breaks up the pin! Kassidy still finds herself in the match before she gets back to her corner! Kassidy is reaching her hand out for Sienna Jade to tag her into the match! Sienna is trying to drag her body to the Jaded Hearts’ corner! Sienna needs to do that if she wants to win this match! Kassidy seems like there is still life in her as Sienna jumps as she tags in Kassidy Heart into the match! Erebus Jennings gets back to his feet as he goes after the Iconic Cup holder! Erebus goes for a clothesline, but Kassidy ducks that clothesline! As she rebounds from the ropes, Kassidy connects with a dropkick that takes Erebus down to his knees! Kassidy follows that up with a penalty kick that knocks Erebus to his back! Kassidy waits for Erebus to get to an all fours position as she slowly ends up doing that, but Kassidy runs towards Erebus before connecting with Norvina Lights, the spiked hurricanrana as she drives Erebus’ head to the mat! KASSIDY IS GETTING THE CROWD FIRED UP AS IT IS LIT IN KNOXVILLE, TENNESSEE! KASSIDY GETS EREBUS BACK TO HIS FEET AS HE MANAGES TO PUSH KASSIDY AWAY FROM HIM — SIENNA JADE WITH LEG SWEEP AS KASSIDY FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A HEEL KICK! SUBCULTURE CONNECTS AS DARKANE TRIES TO GET HIMSELF INTO THE RING, BUT SIENNA EXITS THE RING AND GETS BEHIND DARKANE BEFORE GETTING HIM BY HIS ANKLES AND USING ALL OF HER STRENGTH TO PULL DARKANE FROM THE APRON! DARKANE FALLS FACE FIRST AGAINST THE APRON BEFORE FALLING TO RINGSIDE!
Thadd Blazevich: SIENNA JADE IS STOMPING ON DARKANE BEFORE GOING OVER TO THE TIMEKEEPER AS SHE GETS HER WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BELT! IT SEEMS LIKE SIENNA IS GONNA MAKE THIS MORE BRUTAL AND I AM LOVING THAT, CROSBY! DARKANE IS ON ALL FOURS AS HE TRIES TO GET HIMSELF UP! SIENNA HAS THE TITLE IN POSITION! THE OFFICIAL DOESN’T NOTICE WHAT IS GOING ON RING SIDE, SINCE HE IS FOCUSED WITH EREBUS JENNINGS AND KASSIDY HEART INSIDE THE RING! DARKANE GETS UP TO HIS FEET BEFORE SIENNA JADE RUNS TOWARDS HIM BEFORE BASHING THE WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST HIS SKULL! :damn:
Crosby Carter: DUDE, DARKANE IS OUT OF IT AS SIENNA JADE THROWS THE WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TO THE SIDE! HIDING HER EVIDENCE, WHICH IS QUITE SMART OF HER TO DO SO! MEANWHILE IN THE RING, EREBUS JENNINGS AND KASSIDY HEART ARE THE TWO LEGAL PEOPLE IN THIS MATCH! EREBUS PUSHES KASSIDY AWAY FROM HIM AS KASSIDY REBOUNDS FROM THE ROPES! BUT, EREBUS HAS KASSIDY IN POSITION! EREBUS JENNINGS WITH THE PITCH BLACK, THE SCORPION DEATH DROP! NO! SIENNA SPRINGS FROM THE APRON, RAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW SIIIEEEENNNNNNAAAAAAAA!! THE SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK AS EREBUS RELEASES WHATEVER HOLD HE HAS ON KASSIDY! EREBUS FALLS TO HIS KNEES AS KASSIDY GETS ON ONE KNEE AS KASSIDY HAS A HOLD OF EREBUS! THE BEAUTY KILLER — THE SICK KNEE FROND SYDNEY CONNECTS AS KASSIDY GOES FOR THE COVER!
…OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“True Love” plays through the arena once again as Kassidy Heart is on her knees in happiness. Sienna Jade rushes over to her best friend before they embrace one another in celebration of a successful title defense. Erebus Jennings rolls himself outside of the ring. The camera also pans to Darkane, who is still out of it after Sienna hit the Women’s World Championship against his skull.)
Stephie Love: THE WINNERS OF THIS MATCH AND STILL ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, SIENNA JADE AND KASSIDY HEART! JAAAAAAAAADDDDDDEEEEEEDDDDDD HEEEAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTSSSSSSSSSS!!
Thadd Blazevich: What a main event! I was on the edge of my seat the entire way! Jaded Hearts pulled everything that they needed to do in order to retain! Love them or hate them, but they went into this match and Black Cabal put them through so much, but they found the determination to keep going and win in the end!
Crosby Carter: Black Cabal went into this match believing that they were going to be the ones to dethrone Jaded Hearts! They have been waiting for this match since King of Elite! It’s gotta be a bummer that they took this L tonight, but there’s always the Grand Rampage around the corner! One of them could get to Pain for Pride by winning the Grand Rampage!
Thadd Blazevich: Well, this was fun to takeover commentary for this main event, but next week, you’ll have Talib Bari, Flannery McCoy and Stew-O return as they deliver the action! In behalf of all those guys and Crosby Carter! I am “Radd” Thadd Blazevich! Goodnight!
(The last scene is of Jaded Hearts raising their Unified Tag Team Championships high in the air as Erebus Jennings helps an unconscious Darkane back up to his feet before it fades to black.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)