Matthew Graham
(EAW intro plays.)
(A recap for last week’s Dynasty, as always, is shown: The World Heavyweight Championship contract signing kicks off the show as both Lethal Consequences and Xander Payne argue after signing the contract before it ends with Xander attacking LC and slamming him through the contract signing table at the end. Andre Walker and Jonny Airhart get a tough fought win over Mary S. Atlas and Holly Arrow as it ends with Andre and Jonny staring off with one another to end it. Serena Bennett comes out and talks about the offer that Dr. Angelo D’Angelo but before she can give her answer, she’s interrupted by Charlie Marr and Veena Adams who trash talk her before attacking. Viz slides in for the save as Serena accepts D’Angelo’s offer, Veena, furious, makes a match between The Shea Butter Babies versus her and Charlie at Reckless Wiring. MITSUBACHI gets a surprisingly quick win over Dray Fontana making a statement heading into Reckless Wiring. After that StarrStan comes out and announces the choices for stipulations for the currently announced matches for Reckless Wiring, to the anticipation of the virtual crowd as a result. Impact once again holds a open challenge which is accepted by Adam Lucas, Impact from there gets the victory as MITSUBACHI and Komatsu Ogawa interfere to the dismay of Adam. It then goes to EAW HQ where Insurgency trash not only the building, but specifically Mr. DEDEDE’s office. They leave it absolutely trashed, burning everything as in the end, Jake leaves with DEDEDE’s Hall of Fame ring as a result. Lethal Consequences sits at ringside as Xander Payne goes up against archirival Jordan Payne, LC tries to interfere but is held back by security placed by StarrStan as Xander finishes off Jordan and gets the win. Universal Women’s Champion, Darcy May Morgan, makes her return to Dynasty to spin the wheel and choose the stipulation at Shock Value. Harper Lee comes out before she can so she can see it herself as well before the wheel lands on the Shock Collar match, which she freaks out in excitement for. Darcy pisses her off as Harper attacks her, before Wallace holds Harper back, and she’s taken out by a brutal knockout punch by the Champion as a result. And in the main event, The Visual Prophet goes up against Chris Elite, but before the match can finish Charlie and Veena strike and attack, before Serena comes out for the save. The show ends as security splits them all up before the brawl can go on any longer, and the recap ends as well)
(Suddenly, we begin to open the show up to showcase the World 1 Theatre in East Rutherford, New Jersey. The virtual crowd is live and hype minus a glitch where one of the fans, wearing an Insurgency shirt, keeps freezing in and out. Besides that, the atmosphere is electric as pyrotechnics explode to begin this night’s show. As the pyro ends, we cut to Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer as the commentator trio begins to speak.)
Stew-O: LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND EVERYONE WATCHING…WELCOME TO FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY!
Flannery McCoy: Yes sir! This should be another fantastic showcase here in the world famous World 1 Theatre as we inch closer and closer to Reckless Wiring! With a main event like Impact vs Jack Ripley, how could you NOT be excited for tonight?!
Jake Mercer: Impact Invitational here in the IMPACT ZONE? OMG WTF FTW ESSSSSKETTTTTIT! INSERT GUN NOISES!
Stew-O: That and so much more! Mitsubachi and Ogawa take on The Insurgency and third member of Insurgency teams with Chris Elite to take on World Heavyweight Champion Lethal Consequences and Xander Payne as well as this week’s show is-
(‘Value’ by ASAP Ferg begins to blast out the speakers as everyone pops as out walks MR. DEDEDE himself. Mr. DEDEDE is seen wearing a GAWDZILLA PRO tracksuit as he side eyes the virtual audience before making his way down the entrance ramp and towards the ring.)
Stew-O: Speaking of the Insurgency, this is a man that’s had his own issues with Jake Smith, Limmy Monaghan, Donovan Duke, and Maxwell. Mr. DEDEDE’s office was utterly destroyed by Insurgency and to add fuel to the fire they started…they stole one of DEDEDE’s Hall of Fame rings!
Jake Merced: Are we SURE they did it? I mean, maybe they were having a bad day? Maybe it was all digital forgery? DEEP FAKE footage created by Mr. DEDEDE to frame these poor young kids? We have all seen what happens when a few young white kids have a bad day, yeah? Just a case of the Mondays…AM I RIGHT?
Flannery McCoy: Yes we are sure. Nobody cares if they had a bad day. It was not a digital forgery. It certainly wasn’t a deep fake. You are sick for making this reference and lastly…it wasn’t on a Monday you goofy goober doofus.
Jake Mercer: Meh. Ring looks better on Jake’s finger anyway. :mjpls:
(As Flannery and Jake finish bickering, we see Mr. DEDEDE standing in the ring with a microphone as he turns to the crowd and allows his theme to fade out.)
Mr. DEDEDE: My uncle Fred gifted me many things. Many jewels, gems, and priceless advice. One that sticks out in this very moment is one I feel obligated to share with you all tonight. Fred once told me that you should never pull out a weapon unless you plan on using it. Lesson there. One that Jake Smith and his brethren aren’t too keen or wiser of. I’ve seen the messages and don’t think they have gone unnoticed. Don’t think your cries for attention will go unattended. For the EAW headquarters debacle, for the mess you made in my office, for the thievery in general…please know everything has been reviewed and will be handled accordingly. No need for anymore messages because my inbox is full. Especially from you, Jake Smith. The tricks are unnecessary but I get why you would deem them so. But, please understand that all that trivial and tribal enthusiasm will be ended swiftly soon enough. I’ve been focused on you lot for a bit and I’ve concocted something that should stop all the talking. All the nonsense. All of “this” urgency. Limmy Monaghan made an astute point referencing Chris Elite and what he tried in 2017. You know, destroying my office and what not. First off…HOW ORIGINAL! Secondly, how stupid can you guys be? Destroying my office and defacing the headquarters of EAW is all surface level destruction. Funnily enough, thanks to GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS, all that shit is insured. With such lunatics and try hard employees under my thumbs, it was inevitable that someone would try and retread what Chris Elite did previously. So, the corporate staff working in those offices will enjoy the comfiest chairs, ergonomically adjustable desks, and finest in electronic hardware soon enough as we replace everything that The Insurgency wrecked with even better state of the art equipment. Isn’t that just neat? :mjlol:
Stew-O: Three steps ahead every time.
Flannery McCoy: Master Builder rebuilding what Insurgency ruined. Chess not checkers, fellas.
Mr. DEDEDE: Even without insurance, I could have refurbished everything out of pocket. I don’t know if you guys have heard. While Jake Smith and his team’s dwindling fame were swindling my possessions, I was raping the stock market for everything they have and more. Big brain moves. Chase the money, chase the money. Cheese, Swiss, fondue fountains. GAWDCOIN hitting like crack in the 80’s. Jake Smith running through my office like a tepid hurricane had him all giddy and what not. Meanwhile, I’m checking my phone watching spectacular plays ring off on Wall Street every day. $GWD might fuck around and make Sportscenter top ten. I’m blasting unreleased Wu Tang albums that I bought off Super Rare. Had to outbid Elon Musk and Kanye but you know I had to have it. Anyway, as far as The Insurgency and their messages…I think now is the time to reply to those retards.
(Mr. DEDEDE smirks as he looks into the camera.)
Mr. DEDEDE: :adpeek: You guys ready for the fun parts? You destroyed a bunch of shit that can easily be replaced including that Hall of Fame ring. I have more than one, you idiots. But, with that destruction you will learn that you can take all those items and pieces away but you can’t take away the most important aspect of my life and yours; my endless POWER. That’s permanent. That’s forever. An endless reach of influence that can make your lives shorter and the existence you have comically morbid. I don’t give a fuck, shit, or damn about what Jake Smith thinks he wants. He exists in a reality that is morphed by my own genius and ingenuity. Reckless Wiring, I plan to get reckless and re-wire your jaw. At Reckless Wiring, Jacob…you will have yourself a match with GAWD himself. In what match you wonder? This is where the consequences for your actions begin to seep through.
(Mr. DEDEDE gives a suspenseful pause before he continues.)
Mr. DEDEDE: Never flash a gun if you don’t plan on using it. Time for me to show you Chekhov’s gun. Bang, bang. How about I just bury him once and for all in a Bodybag match? That’s one. Or maybe I’ll keep shit simple and beat the soul out of this peon in a Last man standing match? That’s two. But three? What stipulation should our contest be waged in? That’s where the fun comes in. for the third, I decide the fate of what your night will be. I decide exactly how I will punish you. I decide just how I will enact you and The Insurgency’s downfall. Could Jake Smith find himself locked in a Steel Cage with GAWD?! Perhaps I’ll mangle that man-child in an Inferno match? What about an exploding carousel of doom match? A Fiesta de la Muerte hasn’t been done since 2003 but I could bring that attraction back for the Jake Mercer smart marks. That’s the magic of a Mr. DEDEDE’s choice match; you are helpless to whatever I decide to do. Just as you are always helpless to whatever I decide to do, Jake. You may think the deeds you and your coalition of cunts have done will have mattered in the grand scheme of things but know that when I get my hands on your scrawny neck and squeeze every little bit of confidence out of you until brain pops out of your skull like toothpaste begin ran over by a steam roller…will see what all that Insurgency bull shit ultimately got you. Spoiler alert; It’s gonna get you nowhere but under my foot. Buy GAWDCOIN and Insurgency can swallow a boat load of dicks. That’s GAWD.
(Ryan Adams’ tosses the microphone as he begins to step away from the center of the ring. The fans go wild digitally as the lone Insurgency fan is finally visible and has a shook look on his face.)
Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE has spoken and I’m 100% sure Jake Smith is not going to like what he had to say.
Flannery McCoy: Despite having three choices I think we know what entices the fans the most! DEDEDE’s choice could spell a horrific night for The Insurgency and especially Jake Smith. So many options but even then, that Bodybag and Last Man Standing matches could also spell doom for him if they’re chosen over DEDEDE’s choice!
Jake Mercer: Ye of lil’ faith. Jake Smith is the GOAT Pure Champion, the leader of the hottest movement in professional wrestling, and a Hall of Famer.
Flannery McCoy: Just because he stole Mr. DEDEDE’s ring does not mean he’s a hall of famer.
Jake Mercer: My bad. FUTURE hall of famer. The Chris Webber of EAW. The head honcho of the most impactful team in the sport. The man that will overcome the underdog tropes and defeat GAWD. Jake Smith, my name twin, ain’t scared of the circumstances at all!
Flannery McCoy: :usure: We gon’ see about that, aren’t we?
Jake Mercer: :lupe: Um, oh yeah we are…aren’t we.
(The segment ends with Mr. DEDEDE on the top of the ramp hitting his signature pose before the scene fades out.)
(A commercial for the new Disney+ series: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier; featuring Andre Walker as he rips into the show talking about how a solo Captain America Disney+ series would be 10x better)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(‘Where’s My Wonderland’ by Blood on the Dance Floor hits as Mary S. Atlas comes out to the ring looking to be filled with determination.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from St. Louis, Missouri weighing in at 125 pounds she is “Most Wanted” MARY S. ATLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: We stan our female wrestlers. These people need to put some respect on her name for Women’s History Month.
Stew-O: I for one believe that all sexes and genders matter. Not just women like Flannery. So therefore I will not stan simply because she is a woman.
Jake Mercer: I believe you. However, your simping on Social Stream has not gone unnoticed Stew. Therefore I do not actually believe you.
Stew-O: :lupe:
(“Happy Song” by Bring Me The Horizon hits as Jordan Payne comes out to the ring yelling at the referee for calling him such a name.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent from Coventry, England weighing in at 200 pounds he is “The Certified Asshole” JORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDAN PAYNE!
Flannery McCoy: I mean maybe he shouldn’t put the nickname on his contract if he doesn’t want to be called that. The referee is just doing his job!
Jake Mercer: The referee should know better Flan. That is the whole point.
Stew-O: Well it is not the whole point and is entirely irrelevant to this upcoming match at hand. So lets focus on that alright.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: We are underway as Mary S. Atlas locks up in the ring with Jordan Payne. Payne overpowers Atlas going around behind her with a waist lock as he tosses her down to the mat pinning on top of her keeping her down. This is that pure wrestling as Payne transitions into an armbar but Atlas now powering up. Payne keeps hold of the arm hooking it up into a Suplex position. Payne lifts Atlas up far above his head but she drops down behind him! The rollup!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: Kickout by Jordan Payne as that was almost a very short night for him! Mary S. Atlas nearly stole one! Both competitors back up as Mary charges in… but Jordan stands his ground tossing Mary sky high. He hits an uppercut as she comes back down and pulls her in close. Jordan lifts Mary up going for another Suplex! This time he gets it! Mary crashes down on her back which she holds in pain as Jordan exits the ropes and begins to make his way up to the top rope. Jordan going high risk here! Jordan up on his perch… what does he have in mind? Mary slowly back up to her feet as Jordan is measuring her precisely. He leaps!!! CURB STOMP OFF THE TOP ROPE!
Jake Mercer: But Mary S. Atlas rolls out of the way! Jordan Payne lands on his feet but Mary quickly knocks him down with a Running Clothesline! Mary pulls him back up hooking the arm and the leg. She lifts him up… and twists him in midair for a devastating Backbreaker across the knee! The cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kickout by Jordan Payne! Mary S. Atlas immediately back on the attack punching into the back of Jordan. She grabs him by the tights pulling him back up between her legs. Looks like she has him up in Powerbomb position. But Jordan is fighting out of it! He hits her legs and breaks out. Thumb to the eye! But Mary fires back with an elbow to the face! Jordan staggered back but he suddenly charges in at Mary with a Running Spear taking her down. He grabs her by the hair repeatedly slamming her head into the mat until the referee forces the break. Jordan back up as Mary rests on the ropes slowly preparing to return the fight and get back into the action. Jordan stalks Mary as he reaches down to grab her. But Mary with a Small Package!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: Kickout by Jordan Payne! He nearly fell for that slick move there by Mary S. Atlas! Both competitors back up as they lock up in the ring but it is swiftly broken up with a kick to the gut by Atlas! Payne fires back with a hard right hand to the face as they begin to trade blows in the ring! Atlas! Payne! Atlas! Payne! Atlas! Payne! Payne grabs Atlas by the neck! She’s going for a ride! Payne with a Chokeslam driving her down into the mat as he stuffs his hand down her throat! The Mandible Claw! But Atlas gets her foot on the rope and the referee forces the break! After the break Jordan grabs her and pulls her off the ropes but she lands on her feet. Enzuigiri connects! But Jordan stays on his feet! Atlas picks Jordan up in Fireman’s Carry Position! But he falls off and grabs her from behind. He hooks the arms… Dragon Suplex sends Atlas rolling across the ring with authority! She rolls under the bottom rope to the outside as Payne runs the ropes.
Jake Mercer: TOPE CON HILO!!! JORDAN PAYNE TAKING TO THE SKY! IT CONNECTS AS HE CRASHES INTO MARY S. ATLAS ON THE OUTSIDE!!! ATLAS HAS BEEN FLATTENED! Jordan back up as he grabs Atlas and rams her head into the ring apron. The hardest part of the ring! He throws her into the ring now as he is looking to capitalize. He pulls her up stretched out over his head and shoulders… HAMMER OF TROY! WHAT A DEVASTATING MANEUVER! Jordan Payne to the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kickout at the last millisecond by Mary S. Atlas! I thought that was it! Nobody kicks out of the Burning Hammer! Nobody! However, Jordan Payne has just found out that Mary S. Atlas is not nobody! Payne pulls Mary up… he is stretching her out up above his head again! Going for a second Hammer of Troy! No way she can kick out of it a second time! But Mary kicks out! She kicks Jordan in the head and breaks free of his arms! Mary falls down behind Jordan… BACKSTABBER CONNECTS!!! Mary dropping Jordan with that backstabber as he holds his back in pain. But she is not done yet! Atlas with an Enzuigiri but Jordan remains standing! Discus Elbow strike sends Jordan back up against the ropes! He bounces off but is somehow still standing! Atlas charges in… Slingblade! She finally takes Jordan down!
Stew-O: Jordan Payne slowly back up… HEADSHOT connects from Mary S. Atlas as she measures her opponent. Waiting for him to get back up again… She’s going for it… WELCOME TO MARYLAND!!!
Jake Mercer: But Jordan Payne rolls out of the way! The rollup!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Mary S. Atlas kicks out just before three. Both competitors back up… 9 MILES CONNECTS! THAT HELLUVA KICK FROM MARY JUST TOOK JORDAN PAYNE’S HEAD RIGHT OFF!!! Jordan recovering as he holds his jaw… WELCOME TO MARYLAND!!! This time she got all of it! Mary with the cover!!! No wait she isn’t going for the pin just yet!!! Mary Atlas climbing to the top rope. Going high risk! Looking to end this thing one way or another! Mary takes flight!!! 1995 AIRLINE OFF THE TOP!!! Mary S. Atlas soaring through the air with that 630 Senton!!! CAN SHE HIT IT?!?!?!?
Stew-O: IT CONNECTS! MARY S. ATLAS WITH THE COVER!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY S. ATLAS!!!!
(‘Where’s My Wonderlan ‘ by Blood on the Dance Floor hits as Mary S. Atlas has her arm raised in victory.)
Flannery McCoy: She did it! You go gurl! Women’s history month FTW!
Stew-O: A big win here tonight for Mary S. Atlas who should be damn proud of it.
Jake Mercer: Jordan Payne giving it his all but it was not enough. Sadly Xander will not be letting him attend the Payne family reunion this year. You hate to see it.
(The camera cuts to a commercial featuring Mr. DEDEDE rejecting the Falcon’s request for a loan in Gawdcoin.)
(Dynasty comes back from commercial break to the commentary booth. Stew-O and Flannery McCoy are seen conversing with one another as the camera focuses specifically on one Jake Mercer, with a smile on his face before he speaks to the EAW Universe)
Jake Mercer: Welcome back to Dynasty! With my hefty investment of 2 whole dollars into Gawdcoin, I’ve managed to convince StarrStan to host this sitdown interview for the New Breed Championship at Reckless Wiring! Let me introduce the two participants now, via split screen. Introducing first, the challenger, Jonny Airhart.
(The camera pans over to the titantron as Jonny Airhart is seen getting himself set up. He takes a seat and dusts off his suit as he leans back in a sequin chair which seems to be in his personal locker room. He snaps his fingers as what seems to be a personal butler brings him over a glass of water, as he takes it and sips before adjusting the microphone on his collar)
Jonny Airhart: Time is precious for a Rich Pretty Boy like me, haven’t heard about you paying me a dime, so let’s get this over with.
Jake Mercer: I only have so much money :will:. But moving on, introducing next, none other than the New Breed Champion himself, Andre Walker.
(The crowd goes from boos to cheers as Andre Walker is seen taking a seat in an interview setting. Not going with anything fancy instead just wearing a Killmonger t-shirt along with a pair of jeans, the only thing that truly matters when it comes to what he’s wearing, is the New Breed Championship resting on his shoulder. He, as Jonny has, adjusts his microphone as well)
Andre Walker: I find it particularly amusing that someone like you is talking like that, but go on.
Jonny Airhart: What the hell did you just say to me?
Jake Mercer: Now now boys, let’s calm down. Let’s talk about the matchup going on at Reckless Wiring, what are your mindsets heading into this title match? I’m sure you both have to be oozing confidence. We’ll go to Jonny first then Andre.
Jonny Airhart: I don’t know what else I can say other than the blunt truth, and that’s the fact that the New Breed Championship is coming into better hands at Reckless Wiring. When have I ever cared about Andre? Let me rephrase that, when has anyone cared about Andre? That’s what confuses me, everyone hypes him up to be the future of this company. But he’s nothing more than chicken shit to me, meanwhile? I consider myself chicken salad, greatness incarnate. There has been no one, and I mean no one, who is able to surpass me at the level that I’m at right now, and it’s only been 3 months hasn’t it? I am just on another fucking level, but some people can’t come to acceptance with it. That this Rich Pretty Boy has more talent in his left finger than Andre Walker has his whole career! Well get used to it, because there will be no denying it once the curtain closes and I become your new New Breed Champion.
Andre Walker: :mjlol: Iight then, if that’s how we want to play this, I highly recommend getting off your high horse for this. It’s not worth a battle with you especially considering, you have been here for 3 months, and I’ve been defending this New Breed Championship for longer than you’ve been here with the only thing I know best, which is pride and honor. I’ve elevated this title to heights that your pinky finger or whatever the fuck you’re on about could never reach. But you can keep trying I insist, just know it ain’t going to be worth the effort on your part to keep going since the only thing you can speak is bullshit. Go on.
(Jonny clearly has an aggravated look on his face for a good moment before calming himself down. Before he can respond Jake speaks up)
Jake Mercer: Let’s continue onto the next question actually before this gets out of hand. Both of you have had a war of words so far, my next question is for Andre, what are your thoughts about what Jonny has had to say towards you?
Andre Walker: Shouldn’t it be obvious? It’s just a bunch of bullshit. He’s talked his shit, but he can’t back it up. Let me ask you this, other than winning a match against two other nomads to get this, what has he actually done to earn this opportunity? What has he done to deserve to be the one to take away the New Breed Championship from me, let me tell you, nothing at all. I could’ve given you a chance, but I heard what I needed to hear out of you.
Jonny Airhart: My talent must haunt you huh? You know what? You continue to underestimate me, for some fucking reason. You keep trying to run away from the truth and that’s the fact that I am the biggest challenge for your title in a long fucking time, and you just can’t accept this Rich Pretty Boy for who he truly is, and that is one amazing competitor if you ask me.
Jake Mercer: :whoa: Let’s keep going-
Andre Walker: Sure I’ll give you that, maybe you are. But it is a fact that I am above you in ways that you could never imagine. Say all you want, but my track record tells the whole story of it, don’t try and kid yourself now. We both know the truth and that’s that this match isn’t even worth questioning who’s going to come out on top, no question, it’s going to be me. I will continue my groundbreaking New Breed Championship reign and while going from Ryan Adams to Jonny Airhart isn’t the most likeable impression, it’s something I have no problem with. Just another victory, and another title defense, under my belt.
Jonny Airhart: If you wanna prove that we can fight it out right now and you can get your ass beat before Reckless Wiring.
Andre Walker: :mjlol: Who the hell do you think I am.
Jonny Airhart: A fucking pussy that’s who.
Jake Mercer: Can we please calm down I can’t handle this. :mjcry:
Andre Walker: You heard the man.
Jonny Airhart: Oh so you’re not going to face me like the FiGhtInG cHamPiOn like you claim to me.
Andre Walker: I prefer settling it in the ring.
Jonny Airhart: And I can’t fucking wait for that time to come. When I pry that New Breed Championship off of you and bring it into my rightful arms, raising it high in the air over your limp body. It’ll feel pretty damn good because I know well that I can do that any given day of the week. Don’t get your hopes up on expecting the result that you got out of King of Elite.
Andre Walker: You tryna say you better than Mr. DEDEDE. :mjlol: I beat the man but even I know that’s cap. Let’s not try grasping for straws and trying to make yourself more important than who you actually are, let’s tell it as it is. And that’s the fact that you could never level with me even if you try. Sure they may come a time and place when you might be, dare I say, worthy of challenging for this title again, but it’s not at Reckless Wiring, especially when the best thing you’ve done at a Free-Per-View is beat Mary S. Atlas, no offense to the woman of course.
Jonny Airhart: So? That bitch got what she deserved and you’re going to get exactly what you deserve as well. I know my worth and I know what I can do in that ring and someone like you isn’t in the position to dictate otherwise when I’ve already got myself rent free in your head. You’re in for the ass kicking of a lifetime and I’ll make sure of it, I don’t have time for this bullshit. This stupid back and forth thats going to get nowhere because you fear what’s going to happen at Reckless Wiring. No matter the stipulation, I will get that win, and you can do absolutely nothing about it.
(Jonny takes a remote next to him on a small coffee table as he presses it which turns his camera completely off. Andre laughs for a quick moment before shaking his head)
Jake Mercer: Does that mean we’re done. :lupe:
Andre Walker: I said what I needed to say, thanks for having me.
(Andre stands up and tosses his mic away, walking away from the scene as the camera transitions back to a frightened Jake Mercer at the commentary booth as that’s the last shot seen before Dynasty transitions to commercial)
(The camera cuts to a commercial featuring Ronan Malosi learning what lean is.)
(‘Don Life’ By Big Sean feat. Lil Wayne plays up as the crowd cheers in anticipation for what’s to come. The camera pans to the ring for a short second to show the ring which is set up like a game show of sorts which excites the person who’s coming out now. The Visual Prophet struts out with Dr. Angelo D’Angelo following behind as the both of them as they make their way into the ring. Viz slides in as D’Angelo makes his way up the steel steps and into the ring as well. Viz stands at the center as he checks the watch on his wrist before looking to the stage as ‘Don Life’ fades out and a voice abruptly cuts it off)
???: You idiots.
(The sound blasts through the speakers as the World 1 Theatre already knows that familiar tone as the crowd boos loudly. On the tron it shows Veena Adams who has a big smirk on her face as she looks towards the camera. Making his way into the frame, is Charlie Marr who is dusting himself off for some reason as the crowd boos even louder)
Veena Adams: When I first saw this on the card I was laughing my ass off, so do you honestly believe that me and Charlie would play this shitty game show with you? Who do you take us to be? A bunch of idiots?!
Charlie Marr: They wouldn’t understand, we just couldn’t care less about whatever bullshit you two want to do leading into Reckless Wiring. We’re just not doing it. We’ll be seeing you two, very very soon.
Veena Adams: Oh and by the way, you left some trash backstage. You should probably pick it up if I were you.
(Charlie and Veena both laugh as they leave the frame. The camera pans down to see Serena Bennett completely laid out backstage. Viz’s big smile turns cold as he seems to be absolutely furious)
The Visual Prophet: (Off-Mic) Fucking bitch….
(Viz immediately slides out of the ring and begins to run to the backstage area, D’Angelo following close behind as, after a bit, the camera transitions over to the backstage area. The medical team have already found Serena as they seem to be checking on her as Viz and D’Angelo look around for the culprits. But unfortunately, the duo have disappeared. The last shot seen is an absolutely livid Visual Prophet and a fearful Beloved Brother as the camera fades out to commercial break)
(A commercial for Banana Republic starring ‘The Last Messiah’ Drake King, gotta get your drip somewhere :whew:)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!LP!!P!P{!K
(“Morning Glory” by Oasis hits as Maxwell and Donovan Duke come out looking arrogant and ready to beat some ass. They come out by themselves as they look bored like this match is beneath them.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first representing Insurgency… they are the tag team of MAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXWELL AND DONOVAN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: The insults have been intense this week. With Donovan Duke calling MITSUBACHI “Ogawa’s handler” and Maxwell barely even motivating himself to deign to respond to his opponents. You have to imagine that these guys are not winning themselves any fans this week.
Jake Mercer: I’m a big fan. I mean at least Maxwell actually showed up unlike Komatsu Ogawa who let his handler do all the work for him this week. INSURGENCY WILL PREVAIL!
Stew-O: Well that remains to be seen Jake. You have to imagine that with the disrespect shown their opponents have to be extra motivated tonight to prove them wrong! Prove they ain’t as good as they say they are!
(‘il vento d’oro’ by Yugo Kanno hits MITSUBACHI and Komatsu Ogawa make their way to the ring looking angry at their opponents as they have to be held back by the referee from jumping them. Ogawa in particular looks extremely angry like he can barely contain himself as he repeatedly lunges at his opponents. However, Insurgency just smirk at them from across the ring as the referee keeps them separated.)
Stephie Love: And their opponents from Japan they are the tag team of MITSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBACHI AND KOMATSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU OGAWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Well we may not have heard from him at all this week but Komatsu Ogawa is clearly here to fight! He heard what Insurgency had to say and is not at all pleased about it!
Stew-O: I wouldn’t be either Flan. Of course MITSUBACHI was fulling willing to reply but I can’t say I was that impressed with some of his attitude talking about how he doesn’t even care about this match and stuff like that because he is facing bench players. I guess you could say he replied with an equal level of arrogance to Insurgency but you have to wonder how much of it is mindgames and how much is actual underestimating of your opponents.
Jake Mercer: I guess we will find out. If you are dumb enough to underestimate your opponents here on Dynasty then you deserve the loss. We take winners and hard workers only here on the red brand!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: We are underway as MITSUBACHI is starting things off here against Donovan Duke. MITSUBACHI laying into Donovan hard here with a series of rapid and varied strikes but Donovan manages to grab the arm of MITSUBACHI and wrench him down to the mat into a Crossface position. But MITSUBACHI rolls out of it back up to his feet. Donovan with a Roundhouse Kick catching MITSUBACHI on the jaw staggering him back. Donovan charges in… and takes MITSUBACHI down with a Headscizzors!
Stew-O: MITSUBACHI sent flying across the ring as Donovan Duke stalks him across the ring. He reaches down but MITSUBACHI pulls Donovan by the tights and he goes shoulder first into the steel ring post! Donovan cries out in pain as MITSUBACHI looks to take advantage here! However’ Donovan quickly rolls back into his corner making the tag in to Maxwell. Donovan escaping at a lucky time here as Maxwell comes in the ring like a charging bull. Clothesline takes MITSUBACHI’s head right off!!! No! MITSUBACHI with a Matrix Move to dodge that Clothesline and connects with a Superkick to the face of Maxwell!
Jake Mercer: Maxwell falls backwards as MITSUBACHI makes the tag to Komatsu Ogawa! Komatsu up to the top rope as he flies into the ring! But Maxwell counters with a Cutter in midair! Komatsu immediately shut down by that violent and vicious Cutter! Maxwell slaps the back of Komatsu’s head repeatedly before dragging him up to his feet by the hair. He grabs Komatsu by the neck and tosses him across the ring so he lands hard. Komatsu painfully makes it up to the feet in his corner and tags MITSUBACHI back into the match.
Flannery McCoy: Komatsu Ogawa not lasting very long in this match before needing to call upon the help of his partner MITSUBACHI once again. MITSUBACHI clearly still hurting himself as he makes his way back into the ring. Only for Maxwell to kick him in the ankle. Maxwell hooks the neck and drops MITSUBACHI with a Snap DDT. MITSUBACHI’s head bounces off the mat as Maxwell goes in for the cover.
Referee: ONE! TWO! THR-
Stew-O: Kickout by MITSUBACHI! Maxwell grabs MITSUBACHI by the hair and drags him back over to his corner where he makes the tag in to Donovan Duke. Donovan in the ring as they both hook the arms of MITSUBACHI and toss him across the ring with a thunderous Double Team Suplex. The referee demands that Maxwell leave the ring as Donovan returns to the assault on MITSUBACHI. He picks up MITSUBACHI up over his head and drops him with a Spike Piledriver. MITSUBACHI lands right on the top of his head! The cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEE!!!!!!! TWOOOOOO!!!!!! THRRRRR-
Jake Mercer: Kickout by MITSUBACHI who begins crawling towards his corner. He is stopped however when Donovan Duke grabs him by the ankle yanking him back in. And the elbow drop to the ankle for good measure. MITSUBACHI yells out in pain as he reaches out towards his corner trying to escape. But Donovan applies the ankle lock! MITSUBACHI uses all his strength to force Donovan up and over him before lunging to reach Komatsu Ogawa in the corner!
Flannery McCoy: HE MAKES IT TO HIM! KOMATSU OGAWA COMING INTO THE RING NOW AN-
Stew-O: DONOVAN DUKE WITH THE DEALER’S CHOICE! THE SPINNING BACK FIST CATCHES KOMATSU OGAWA ON THE SIDE OF HEAD AND DOWN HE GOES! Komatsu just falls with a thud as Donovan tags in Maxwell who enters the ring. Both men lift him up before dropping him down with a Double Powerbomb. Excellent teamwork here tonight by Donovan and Maxwell. Maxwell picks up Komatsu before dropping him with the Ferrari Overdrive! Maxwell into the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEE!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! THRRRRR-
Jake Mercer: But Maxwell cockily lifts up Komatsu Ogawa’s shoulder! He could have ended this match right then and there but he wants to do some more damage! Maxwell picks up Komatsu and drives him down into the mat with a Powerbomb! But he holds on! Another Powerbomb! And another! And another! The crowd counting to 10 as Maxwell shows his incredible strength and fitness hitting ten consecutive power bombs in a row on Komatsu Ogawa who looks to be completely unconscious!
Stew-O: Enough already! Just end it!
Flannery McCoy: Maxwell yanks up Komatsu Ogawa by the hair and look at that bloody gouge pouring out of the back of his skull! He may have suffered serious injury here tonight! And Maxwell is just smirking arrogantly! He’s having too much fun toying with Komatsu here tonight!
Jake Mercer: Wait here comes MITSUBACHI! The illegal man entering the ring to save his partner! But Donovan Duke enters the ring and takes him down with a Superkick! Donovan cutting him off real quick right there!!! MITSUBACHI rolls out of the ring as Maxwell pulls Komatsu Ogawa up into Fireman’s Carry position!!!
Flannery McCoy: MISSING FRAGMENT CONNECTS!!! MAXWELL OBLITERATES KOMATSU OGAWA WITH THAT MANEUVER STRAIGHT OUT OF HELL! The cover by Maxwell!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! TWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRERRREEEEEERRREEEREEEEEEE!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here are your winners… the team of Donovan Duke and Maxwell… INSURRRRRRRRGENCY!!!
(“Morning Glory” by Oasis hits to boos from the crowd.)
Jake Mercer: Absolutely dominant win here tonight from Insurgency! I would not want to fuck with them if I was anyone else on the Dynasty roster.
Flannery McCoy: Unfortunately their competition did not put up much of a fight. However, I must give a shoutout to MITSUBACHI who I personally believe put up a great fight. His partner was incapacitated early on in the match and he never gave up fighting on his part. That much at least is commendable.
Stew-O: MITSUBACHI was referred to in a derogatory way by Insurgency as “Ogawa’s handler” this week and sadly I think that proved to be the case. However maybe not in the sense they were referring to as MITSUBACHI was handling much of this match for Ogawa and his team. He wasn’t even technically defeated either but a tag team loss is of course a loss for all participants.
Jake Mercer: Yeah nobody cares. Just like in history you don’t get participant awards. A win is a win and a loss is a loss. Insurgency? They are winners here tonight! :blessed:
(A commercial for Payne For Pride IV is shown with a sold out crowd)
(Dynasty comes back from commercial break as the camera fades into the backstage area of the World 1 Theatre where we see Adam Lucas standing in front of a designated EAW interview area as the virtual crowd pops into cheers as a response. He has a pretty calm look on his face, as he addresses the camera)
Adam Lucas: For a few weeks now, I’ve had a certain little problem with two grown adult men that act like children. Let’s just put it out on the table, King of Elite is not how any one of us wanted it to go. Insurgency deserved to lose that match; and when they got their hand raised in victory it was disheartening to all of us. See the truth is, we all felt the same way; but after that, that’s where our similarities fall apart. As I know I gave it my all, James gave it his all, and MITSU I even know you gave it your all. We lost. Clearly neither one of us were able to give enough to pull out the victory. Whether we lost unfairly or not, it was still a loss. I do take it to heart, and want to learn, and grow from that moment. But this constant finger pointing, and name calling is just outright pathetic. At the end of the day does it even matter whose fault it is? Nothing can be said or done to change the outcome of that match, so we’re just going to have to deal with it. But apparently I can’t get through to you with just words, because your little friend Ogawa just continues to gas you up, and lets you hear what you want to hear. You want to surround yourself with a yes man, because no one else tells you God’s honest truth. You want to hear nothing but what makes you feel good inside, and I get that, because if you didn’t you wouldn’t have any positive news in your life at all.
(Adam lets out a sigh after he’s finished his sentence, you can tell he’s genuinely tired of, as he said, the finger pointing when it comes to who put in the most work at King of Elite and just wants to move on with it as he continues on)
Adam Lucas: Ogawa continues to say that you carried the match, while I didn’t pull my weight. But I must ask the question, what did you carry us to? If someone was carrying a match wouldn’t we been able to win? No, see the truth is neither of us carried the other; otherwise we would’ve won. But what I will say, between you, and I? The person that gave us the best chance to win that day was me. You made more mistakes, you were the one that faltered at the end. That match is history though, and won’t even be a blip on my radar when my career is all said and done. If that’s the match you’re trying to hang your hat on then so be it, but I have more aspirations than some tag team match with random people. Sure it was soul crushing. I thought that match would’ve been something to be proud of, but it’s not the end all be all that you’re making it out to be. So come Reckless Wiring, no matter what stipulation is chosen for us; if it’s a Last Man Standing match, a Hard Ten match, or a Lion’s Den match. I’m using you as a stepping stone for what truly matters, and it’s not settling what happened at King of Elite, it’s the PURE Championship. All you are is a roadblock, or more apropos, a speed bump in the road. And just like a speed bump, I drive over you, and continue on my way to my destination. And no matter who stands at the end of that road with the PURE Championship, it doesn’t matter. I’m going to do what Limmy told me to do at King of Elite, and that’s earn it.
(Adam turns around as he makes his way out of the interviewer area, he has a match next that he needs to continue getting ready for as Dynasty transitions from the backstage area to the World 1 Theatre from there. Stephie Love is standing inside the ring holding a microphone as we prepare for our next contest on Dynasty)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: The following contest, is set FOR ONE FALL..!!
(“You Know My Name” By Chris Cornell begins to blast throughout the speakers of the arena as Adam Lucas begins to make his entrance through the curtain and down the ramp to a warm response from the virtual audience)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, weighing in at 231 Pounds!! From New York City, New York! ADDDAAAAMMMMMMMMMM.. LUCAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
(“Pretty Boy Swag” By Soulja Boy blast throughout the speakers as Jonny Airhart confidently begins to make his entrance down the ramp to an opposite reaction of boos from the virtual audience)
Stephie Love: Introducing the opponent, weighing in at 205 Pounds! From Atherton, California! HE IS RICH, PRETTY BOY! JOOOONNNNYYYYYYY AIIRRRRRRHARRTTTTTTT!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And there’s the bell to get us underway for this match, Lucas with the weight advantage as both competitors begin circling each other, not rushing to converge! Airhart begins sending short inside leg kicks! Lucas reaching but Airhart delivers the short kick so fast that Lucas can’t catch his leg! Airhart with another shoot kick to the back of the leg of Adam Lucas! Lucas swings for a clothesline! Airhart ducking before he slaps on a headlock!
Flannery McCoy: Lucas spinning out of the side headlock pushing Airhart off before delivering a big open-handed chop to the chest of Airhart! Followed by another huge open-handed chop to the chest! Airhart stunned from the chops before Lucas immediately snatches him by the arm for an Irish-whip to the opposite side of the ring as Airhart’s momentum sends him off the ropes back into Lucas, LUCAS BENDS FOR A BACK BODY DROP! Airhart with a short punt kick to the shoulder of Lucas! Lucas pops up immediately before backing up! As Airhart goes for a clothesline to send Lucas over the top rope!
Jake Mercer: Lucas side steps him! Sending Airhart over the top rope! But Airhart landing on the apron! Lucas turns for a right hand! But Airhart with a shoulder thrust to the mid-section! Lucas backing up as Airhart begins making his way to the top turnbuckle, perched high on the top waiting for his opponent to get up just enough! Lucas rising up, AS AIRHART JUMPS FOR A HURRICANRANA! Lucas catching Airhart on his shoulders! Showcasing his strength here! As he muscles up Airhart before he can deliver the hurricanrana!
Stew-O: Airhart begins raining down swift right hands to the top of the head! As Lucas drops him! Airhart with a boot to the mid-section! Front facelock applied! Airhart trying for a snap suplex! But Lucas blocks with his inside leg to avoid the incoming suplex! Lucas with a punch to the body! And follows it up with another shot to the body! And Lucas with a forearm smash to the face of Airhart! Lucas pushing Airhart backward as he falls into the corner! And Lucas driving his shoulder into the body of Airhart with a shoulder thrust into the corner! And then begins lifting Jonny Airhart onto the top turnbuckle! Lucas hooking Airhart by the head before delivering a EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO AIRHART! He’s dazed on that top turnbuckle!
Flannery McCoy: Adam Lucas begins climbing the top turnbuckle! As he begins double under hooking the arms of Jonny Airhart! Could be going for a butterfly suplex off the top! As he stands up! WAIT NO!! HE’S HOOKING HIM FOR AN AVALANCHE SPANISH FLY! BOTH MEN ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! Airhart sensing disaster as he uses his elbow that’s hooked to send a strike right to the jaw of Lucas! And repeated strikes with the elbow as Lucas drops off the top turnbuckle back to the canvas! Lucas stirring up to his feet, BEFORE HE’S CAUGHT WITH A BEAUTIFUL MISSILE DROPKICK FROM THE TOP ROPE RIGHT TO THE FACE BY JONNY AIRHART!! Airhart connecting with the aerial offense with grace! Flooring Adam Lucas!
Jake Mercer: Lucas holding his jaw before Airhart begins making his way over to Lucas and applies a rear chin lock! Pulling on the chin of his opponent and begins to start the process of trying to wear his opponent down! Airhart with a smirk on his face knowing he’s on the offensive and he has both hands clasped around the chin of his opponent! Airhart doesn’t see anything getting in his way! Lucas! Trying to get himself back into this match after getting caught in the grasp of his opponent! He begins trying to pull at the hands of his opponent! He’s pulling at the hands! But Airhart quickly releases the chin lock and DRIVES HIS KNEE TO THE SPINE OF AIRHART! AND THEN REAPPLIES THE CHIN LOCK PULLING BACK ON HIS CHIN AND THIS TIME THE KNEE IN HIS SPINE FOR ADDED LEVERAGE!!
Stew-O: Lucas being tortured in this position and needs to get away from it! The referee in his face asking him if he wants to quit but Lucas waving his finger no to the referee! Lucas begins spinning to his side. Looking to get out of this chin lock! The hands of Airhart still locked around the chin! Lucas! He’s rising up to his feet! He’s still in the hold of Airhart! Lucas immediately switches for a waist lock! AND LUCAS BEGINS TRYING FOR THE GERMAN SUPLEX! Airhart firing an elbow shot to the back of the face of Lucas! Airhart now runs off the ropes! BUT HE’S CAUGHT WITH A BEAUTIFUL STANDING DROPKICK!!! Lucas showcasing his athletic ability on the standing dropkick! Lucas immediately grabbing Jonny Airhart up to his feet, before going underneath his opponent and hooking him by his legs! BEFORE SLAMMING HIM DOWN WITH AN ALABAMA SLAM!!! SLAMMING THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF JONNY AIRHART CRASHING DOWN TO THE MAT!!! Adam Lucas isn’t done! AS HE RUNS!! SPRINGBOARD OFF THE ROPES AND CRASHES DOWN FOR A MOONSAULT!!! SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT AND ADAM LUCAS HOOKS THE LEG!!
Refere: ONNNEEEEEEEE…..TWWWOOOOOOOOOO
Flannery McCoy: Jonny Airhart pops his shoulder up off the canvas! Adam Lucas now having to follow up this attack with something else now, grabs the opponent up to his feet, Lucas with an Irish-whip sending Jonny Airhart into the corner! Airhart rocked and dazed in the corner! Adam Lucas running, AND HE’S RUNNING FOR A STINGER SPLASH!! AIRHART MOVES!! But Adam Lucas manages to stop himself before he crashes into the corner! Lucas turns! AND HE GOES FOR A DISCUS PUNCH! Airhart with a kick to the incoming strike knocking it away! AND HE CONNECTS WITH A JAWBREAKER ON ADAM LUCAS!! Lucas holding his jaw again, as Lucas is backed into the ropes, BUT JONNY AIRHART RUNS WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK KNOCKING ADAM LUCAS OUT OF THE RING!! Lucas out of the ring as he crashes down to the ground! Lucas on the outside of the ring!
Jake Mercer: Lucas rising up, as JONNY AIRHART RUNS AND FLIES FOR A SUICIDE DIVE INTO ADAM LUCAS!! Jonny Airhart smirking, before grabbing Adam Lucas! And he applies the front facelock! Both men outside the ring! AND JONNY AIRHART CONNECTS WITH A SNAP SUPLEX TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!!! Lucas hit the floor really hard! Airhart feeling the effects from that as well as he holds his lower back but Adam Lucas got the brunt of that suplex to the outside floor! Airhart rising up to his feet before he slides inside of the ring to quickly break the referee’s count! Before he slides right back out of the ring! Lucas laying prone on the outside floor before Jonny Airhart quickly begins to go underneath the apron and he slides out a table! This isn’t a tables match? Did I get my notes wrong? Airhart setting that table up on the outside of the ring!
Stew-O: Table set up and the referee looks beyond confused! As Airhart begins grabbing Adam Lucas up to his feet, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! Before placing Adam Lucas on the table! Lucas prone on the table before Airhart adding further insult to injury begins raining down swift strikes to the top of the head of Adam Lucas! Airhart climbing inside of the ring! Before climbing to the top turnbuckle! He’s at the top! Looking straight down at Adam Lucas! This is an obvious weapon being used in this match but it’s not being used to be struck! This is perfectly legal! JONNY AIRHART IS PERCHED ON THE TOP!! AND HE FLIES!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS FROM THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR CRASHING ADAM LUCAS THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! What a risky! RISKY! MOVE DELIVERED BY JONNY AIRHART!!! AND THIS MATCH HAS GOT TO BE ACADEMIC HERE FOLKS! Jonny Airhart is holding his mid-section! He’s pulling the damage Lucas up! And he sends him inside of the ring!
Jake Mercer: Adam Lucas is down completely in the ring! As Jonny Airhart, he isn’t done, climbing up to the apron and quickly begins making it to the top turnbuckle! He’s up at the top turnbuckle! AND HE FLIES!! CORKSCREW 450 SPLASH CRASHING INTO ADAM LUCAS!!!! THIS HAS GOT TO BE IT!! JONNY AIRHART QUICKLY HOOKING THE LEG!
Referee: ONNNEEEEEEEEE…..TWOOOOOOOOOO……
Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT!!! ADAM LUCAS SHOWCASING MORE FIGHTING SPIRIT AS HE CONTINUES TO FIGHT ON IN THIS MATCH DESPITE THE HIGH-RISK OFFENSE BY JONNY AIRHART! AIRHART IS SHOCKED AND ARGUING WITH THE REFEREE! HE THOUGHT THAT WAS COMPLETELY IT! Airhart, immediately focusing back on his opponent ignoring the referee trying to state her case! Airhart patiently waiting, setting up behind Adam Lucas who is rising, before he hooks him from behind! AND HE’S GOING FOR THE RIPCORD LARIAT! AS HE LOOKS TO CONNECT WITH THE LARIAT! LUCAS DUCKS THE INCOMING LARIAT! AND HE HOOKS AIRHART FROM BEHIND! AND HE PLANTS HIM ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! LUCAS STILL HAS HIM HOOKED!!!
Stew-O: AND HE RISES UP ONCE AGAIN!!! AND HE PLANTS JONNY AIRHART ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!!!! A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! ADAM LUCAS COULD BE GOING FOR THE HAT TRICK!! RELENTLESS AS HE ONCE AGAIN RISES UP TO HIS FEET WITH HIS HANDS WRAPPED AROUND THE WAIST OF JONNY AIRHART!!! AND HE PLANTS HIM FOR A THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX AND RELEASES!!! Adam Lucas fighting his way back into this match after being put through a table and then getting hit with a corkscrew 450 once again! Adam Lucas holding his mid-section! Lifting Jonny Airhart must have been a pain in the ass with those ribs that obviously have to be crushed from this offense! Adam Lucas making his way out of the ring and on the apron! Before he’s set! He’s waiting on the apron! As Jonny Airhart begins stirring up to his feet!
Jake Mercer: Jonny Airhart, turns! AS ADAM LUCAS! SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES!!! GOING FOR A SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE!!! AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE!! Lucas fired up as he kips-up to his feet! Airhart up to his feet as well but he’s dazed! He turns into Lucas AND HE GETS CAUGHT WITH A SPINEBUSTER! And he begins to APPLY THE SHARPSHOOTER!!! SHARPSHOOTER APPLIED AND HE TURNS AROUND!! AND SITS ON THE LOWER BACK OF JONNY AIRHART!!! IT’S LOCKED IN!!! HE’S REARING BACK AND THIS COULD BE THE END OF THIS MATCH!!! JONNY AIRHART!!! HE’S CLAWING!! CLAWING AT THE MAT!! HE’S NOT TRYING TO TAP OUT!!!
Flannery McCoy: JONNY AIRHART!!! HE’S INCHING!!! TRYING TO GET CLOSER TO THE ROPES!! LUCAS THOUGH DETERMINED TO FORCE HIS OPPONENT TO QUIT!!! Lucas with the most intense look in his eyes demanding that his opponent gives up here tonight! Airhart though, he’s clawing, he’s clawing! Inching and trying to get closer to the ropes! Pulling! Refusing to quit! AND NOW HE GRABS THE ROPES!! HE MANAGES TO GRAB THE ROPES AND DOESN’T TAP OUT!!! THE REFEREE GETTING IN THE FACE OF ADAM LUCAS AND DEMANDING HIM TO RELEASE THE HOLD AND HE DOES SO! Lucas releasing the hold, Lucas sending a boot to the back of Airhart! Before he grabs him up to his feet! AND HE SENDS HIM OFF THE ROPES!! POPS HIM UP!!!
Stew-O: BUT AIRHART AS HE’S POPPED UP DROPS BEHIND ADAM LUCAS!! And HE GOES FOR THE RIPCORD LARIAT AGAIN!!! HE SPINS HIM OUT FOR THE LARIAT!! AND HE COMES IN ONLY TO BE POPPED UP BY ADAM LUCAS!! AND PLANTED INTO THE CANVAS FOR THE POP-UP POWERBOMB!!! ADAM LUCAS FALLS TO THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONNNEEEEEEEEE…TWOOOOOOOOOO…THRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE..!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“You Know My Name” By Chris Cornell blast throughout the speakers once more as Adam Lucas is helped up to his feet before having his hand raised)
Stephie Love: ANDDDD HERE IS YOUR WINNNER……… AADAAAAMMMMMMM LUCCCASSSSSSSS…!!!!
Flannery McCoy: What a match! Both of them gave it their all but in the end Adam managed to outsmart Jonny and get the win!
Stew-O: Adam showing that he truly is not playing any games headed into Reckless Wiring and he’s set out to prove that. Take nothing away from Jonny either as he’s also setting out to prove that it is going to take a lot to take him down as shown tonight, but no matter that, congratulations to Adam Lucas on the victory!
(A commercial for Cricket Wireless Meet & Greets, only for United States residences though, international fans can get World 1 Theatre virtual crowd spots :drakelike:)
(Dynasty comes back from commercial break as the crowd pops into cheers as they see Harper Lee backstage in the World 1 Theatre. Considering she doesn’t have a match, she’s seated on a production crate minding her business on her phone. But not long after that…)
???: Hey bitch.
(Harper looks absolutely bewildered as she hears that before Mary S. Atlas makes her way into the frame with a half serious, half cocky look on her face)
Harper Lee: :comeagain:
Mary S. Atlas: I heard you have a match this weekend at Shock Value, so I just wanted to give you some words of encouragement, if you don’t mind?
(Harper is confused for a good moment mostly because of the rude greeting by Mary, before shrugging in response)
Harper Lee: You know what, let’s hear it.
Mary S. Atlas: Well congrats on the title shot, although it’s just a bit obvious that a certain someone is retaining…
Harper Lee: Excuse me?
Mary S. Atlas: No no I’m not done! Don’t get so “kewt” because you have this title shot though, because just like everyone else, I can see right through you. This whole goodie two shoes persona, you’re not fooling anyone. Because we all know who the true Harper Lee is, and that’s a self-centered bitch, just like I said you were.
Harper Lee: I’m sorry, I must’ve missed your explanation on why you suddenly have a problem with me? The one time when I don’t have a match on Dynasty a problem arises. But I’m not surprised when it’s coming like someone like you Mary, don’t think I forgot the time when you disrespected Sierra on Voltage too for literally no reason when she tried to compliment you. Just saying, if you’re attacking people like this at random, it’s going to get you nowhere.
Mary S. Atlas: What’s wrong with saying something? I’m sorry your opinion is the only thing that matters in the world, but someone’s gotta speak up and expose the frauds around here. If you don’t like lil ole me perking up and calling you out for being more than meets the eye, then by all means, say something, but I don’t care.
(Harper sighs as she tucks her phone away before standing up, Mary is calm and composed, just as Harper is as Harper responds)
Harper Lee: I’ve heard this same thing over and over again about me and frankly, The Realm in its entirety. And it’s the fact that we’re apparently not playing nice like we claim to be, like we’re still trying to be motivational role models, butttttttt… that wasn’t who we truly are. We do things on our own terms now and if it means being mean? Then I don’t see a problem with it, so maybe, just maybe, if you’re going to try and come at me, at least keep yourself informed.
Mary S. Atlas: Everything you say goes in your little world isn’t that right? If you believe that you’re going to win, then you’re going to win! It’s clear you’re not taking my shots at your pride so kindly, and that certainly does tell alot about you doesn’t it? But hey, if “haters” gonna “hate”, then of course you have to stand up for what’s right! Of course you have to do the right thing! I’m just saying though, don’t get your hopes up and suddenly feel like a god because you have this Universal Women’s Championship match, remember who you truly are will you?
Harper Lee: Well I don’t know who you are trying to tell me who I am, that logic doesn’t make much sense. But you know what? You do you. You continue to be senseless and act like you know a person inside out, and I’ll keep doing what I do best, and that’s wrestle.
Mary S. Atlas: You go do that, and don’t come back crying to me when it all goes wrong, just like I said it would.
Harper Lee: :francis:
(Mary shoulder bumps Harper as she walks away as Harper only shakes her head, not bothering to retaliate back. She takes a seat back down on the production crate and goes back to minding her own business once more as Dynasty transitions back over to the World 1 Theatre from there)
(‘Tougher, Colder, Killer’ by El-P, Killer Mike, and Despot hits, as Lethal Consequences steps out onto the stage to boos. He confidently marches his way over to the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is a tag team bout set for ONE FALL!! Introducing first, from Oakland, California.. Weighing in at 230lbs.. YOUR EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.. THE INEVITABLE.. LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!
Stew-O: Here he is! Tonight, the champ will be teaming up with his number one contender, Xander Payne. The two will get a good look at each other before their match at Reckless Wiring!
(‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill hits, as Xander Payne steps out onto the stage. He looks directly at Lethal Consequences and doesn’t release his stare the entire time he walks down ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his partner.. From NEW JERSEY!! WEIGHING IN AT 263lbs.. PAYNEKILLER!! XANDER PAYNE!!!
Flannery McCoy: Dome of Death, I Quit, and Crazy 8. Those are the three matches that could be the potential World Heavyweight Championship Match that they fight in at Reckless Wiring! I know that’s all these two have been thinking of ever since the matches were announced last week.
(‘Invincible’ by Pop Smoke hits, as Chris Elite pops up onto the stage. He hops around a bit, before marching his way down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And their opponent.. From Brooklyn, New York.. Weighing in at 210lbs!! He is GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS.. CHRIS ELITE!!!
Stew-O: Chris Elite had a tremendous showing last week against The Visual Propget last week before Charlie Marr and Veena Adams got themselves involved.
Flannery McCoy: I bet Chris wants to put on another showing like that tonight.
(‘I am Above’ by In Flames hits, as Jake Smith steps out onto the stage to boos. Smith smiles out and walks down the entrance ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his partner.. From Venice, California.. Weighing in at 210lbs.. THE GAWDSEND!! JAKE SMITH!!
Stew-O: Tons of harsh words by Insurgency’s leader towards Mr. DEDEDE last week. Him and Insurgency are trying to rid EAW of Mr. DEDEDE, but before he does that.. He has to team up with an enemy of one of his partners.. This should be fun!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: There’s the bell and it looks like we’ll have Chris Elite starting up this matchup for his corner. At the other end it seems like both Lethal Consequences and Xander Payne are struggling to determine who will start it off for them. They both want in, but it seems neither will budge! Look at Chris Elite! He’s walking right up to them.. AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES HOLDS HIS FINGER UP AND TELLS CHRIS ELITE TO HOLD ON FOR ONE MOMENT AS BOTH HIM AND XANDER PAYNE FIGURE OUT WHO’S STARTING THIS MATCH! Elite feels disrespected.. AND HE CHARGES IN AT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! NO!! LETHAL SIDE STEPS OUT OF THE WAY AND TOSSES CHRIS ELITE RIGHT INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE!! Lethal Consequences then begins striking away at the body of Chris Elite with multiple right and left handed shots! Chris is taking a lot of damage here, as Lethal Consequences switches to a knife edge chop across the chest of Chris Elite!! Chris Elite clutching at his chest in pain before getting irish whipped to the far ropes!! Elite rebounds back towards Lethal Consequences.. FOREARM SMASH TO THE FACE BY LETHAL!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! Chris Elite combat rolls right past Lethal, and pops right up to his feet! He sprints towards the side ropes, leaps, and springs off of them as he does a backflip over the body of Lethal Consequences and lands behind him!! Lethal Consequences turns around.. THE DICKEATERY STOPPER!! MIKE TYSON UPPERCUT BY CHRIS ELITE CONNECTS AS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IMMEDIATELY DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! Lethal Consequences now works his way up to his hands and knees, then up to his feet. That shot by Chris Elite definitely caught the World Heavyweight Champion off guard.
Jake Mercer: I think Chris Elite knows this too, Flannery. Look at the smirk forming on his face after knocking down the World Heavyweight Champion like that.
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences signals Chris Elite to come at him, as Chris charges at Lethal Consequences with a running forearm smash! No! Lethal Consequences ducks underneath the arm, as Chris Elite continues running towards the ropes! Elite springs back.. AND GETS TAKEN DOWN BY THE LOWDOWN!! SPINEBUSTER FROM LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! Chris Elite is definitely in pain after that shot, as he rolls to his stomach, and holds his lower back in pain. Lethal Consequences proudly steps his way over to his corner, as he tags in Xander Payne.
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Flannery McCoy: It looks like Xander Payne isn’t too impressed by our world heavyweight champion, as he shakes his head at the confident strut from Lethal Consequences. Xander Payne makes his way over to Chris Elite, and grabs him by the head! He lifts Chris Elite up, keeps a firm grip on him, and walks him towards the center of the ring.. What’s this!?! SCOOP LIFT SWUNG INTO AN EXPLODER SUPLEX!! XANDER PAYNE JUST SLAMMED CHRIS ELITE RIGHT INTO THE RING!!! Chris Elite is definitely feeling that right now!! Elite slowly working his way back up to his feet, as Xander Payne quickly gets right in his face and connects with a strong headbutt that drops Chris Elite back down to the canvas of the ring! Chris Elite pops back up, but once again, it’s a headbutt that sends him back down!! Xander Payne now grabs Chris Elite, and brings him up to his feet! Strong Irish whip to the ropes by Payne! Chris Elite hits the ropes hard and bounces back.. OPEN YA MATA!! RUNNING JUMPING KNEE STRIKE BY CHRIS!! Xander Payne is stunned, as Chris Elite shoves him back! Xander Payne hits the ring ropes! Elite charges at the ropes at the far end, and bounces back.. DIRECTLY INTO XANDER PAYNE!! ALMIGHTY PUSH!! THE POUNCE CONNECTS AND DROPS PAYNE!! CHRIS ELITE HOOKING THE LEGS!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: There’s the kickout by Xander Payne!! Chris Elite thought he had it there, but he slowly works his way over to Jake Smith and tags him in!!
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Flannery McCoy: Jake Smith is in action, and he walks over to the downed Xander Payne!!! He double wrist clutches his hands and goes in for a stomp.. WAIT NO!! XANDER PAYNE EXPECTED THE CRUSHCRUSHCRUSH, AND PULLS JAKE SMITH DOWN HARD, AS JAKE FALLS TO THE RING MAT! Xander gets to his feet and puts his head between Jake’s legs from behind, then lifts him up into an electric chair position! Oh no!! What’s this!?! AMNESIA!! THE ONE HANDED ELECTRIC CHAIR USHIGOROSHI!! HE JUST SNAPPED JAKE’S SPINE WITH HIS KNEE JUST THERE!!! Jake is in tremendous pain, but I can’t help but acknowledge how good this match is going for the world heavyweight champion and number one contender!
Jake Mercer: I knew this duo would work out perfectly Flannery. You need to keep your friends close and enemies closer, and these two are doing just that.
Flannery McCoy: I don’t even know what that means, Jake..
Stew-O: Jake is still down, but Xander Payne isn’t allowing him to improve his positioning, as he stomps down onto the body of Smith. Payne now grabs at Jake’s head, and deadlifts him into the air.. RIPTIDE!! DEADLIFTING TWISTING BRAINBUSTER BY XANDER PAYNE CONNECTS!! WHAT A MOVE!! HE KEEPS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRR-
Flannery McCoy: And there’s the kickout by Jake Smith!! Xander quickly rises up to his feet, and stomps away at the body of Smith. Jake tries to retreat as he finds himself backed into a seated position in the corner! Smith is really hurting right now, as Xander Payne stands at the opposite end! This isn’t looking too good for Jake. Payne charges in at him!! CANNON BALL!!! INTO THE FIRE!!! NO!! JAKE SMITH GETS OUT OF THE WAY, AS XANDER PAYNE CRASHES AND BURNS WITH HIS INTO THE FIRE CANNONBALL!! Payne was flipped upside down and landed on his head, so he’s definitely not in the best condition right now. Jake Smith is still down on the mat, as he’s using the side ropes to work himself back up to his feet! Xander Payne is slowly crawling his way over to his corner, as he’s in pain from his missed cannonball. Payne leaps.. AND HE TAGS IN LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!
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Jake Mercer: Let’s go! Lethal Consequences is back in this one!
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences charges in at Jake Smith.. BUT JAKE WITH A SUPERKICK!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES RAN RIGHT INTO JAKE’S BOOT!! What a beautiful kick by Smith! Lethal was stunned, turns around.. AND GETS TAKEN DOWN BY A RUNNING LARIAT!! Lethal Consequences pops back up to his feet, and gets taken down by another!! The World Heavyweight Champion, gets back up once more, but this time Jake has a hold of Lethal Consequences’ head!! HUMILITY!! ROLLING CUTTER CONNECTS BY JAKE SMITH!! IT CONNECTS!! Jake gets back up to his feet, and stomps down onto the body of Lethal Consequences as Consequences turns onto his back. Jake grabs a hold of his legs and locks them in with his own.. Wait no! Lethal Consequences is fighting back with kicks to the midsection of Jake Smith, as Jake releases his legs!! Jake backs away, as Lethal Consequences works up to his feet. KICK TO THE STOMACH OF JAKE SMITH!! DEAD EXECUTIVE!!! STUNNER BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! Jake pops up and is standing groggy!! Lethal Consequences back to his feet and turns to face Jake.. STEP UP ENZUIGIRI!! It connects as Jake gets kicked right across the face!! Jake Smith falls to his knees, but is quickly grabbed by Lethal Consequences. Lethal grabs Jake by the wrist and irish whips him towards the ropes! Jake bounces back.. LOWDOWN!!! INTO THE CORNER!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES JUST SPINEBUSTERED JAKE SMITH INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES, AND THAT KNOCKS XANDER PAYNE OFF OF THE RING APRON!! Payne quickly scurries his way back up and tags himself in, as Lethal Consequences was delivering knife edge chops onto the chest of Jake Smith!!
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Flannery McCoy: Uh oh, it doesn’t look like Lethal Consequences liked that very much, as he wanted to continue attacking Smith in the corner!! Xander Payne is now in the ring, as Lethal Consequences doesn’t move. Both men are staring each other down now!! They are weeks away from one of the biggest matches in their careers, and the tension begins to rise in the ring!! Payne and Consequences!!!
Stew-O: WAIT LOOK!! IT’S JAKE SMITH!! HE GETS FROM OUT OF THE CORNER AND TURNS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AND XANDER PAYNE TOWARDS HIM!! HE KICKS THEM BOTH IN THE STOMACH AND GRABS AT THEIR HEAD!! FAMOUS LAST WORDS!!! MODIFIED SNAP UNDERHOOK DDT ONTO THE BOTH OF THEM!! Lethal Consequences rolls under the bottom rope and out to ringside, as Jake Smith goes for the pin on Payne!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘In Flames’ by I am Above hits, as Jake Smith rises up to his feet. Chris Elite enters the ring, as the referee raises their hands in the air. Chris looks over at Jake in an angry way.)
Stephie Love: Here are your winners, the team of Chris Elite and Jake Smith!!
Stew-O: What a match! It seemed like Lethal Consequences and Xander Payne were able to coexist up until it mattered most. Jake seized the opportunity and won it for hi-
Flannery McCoy: And Chris Elite strikes at Jake Smith! He hasn’t forgotten what was said last week by Insurgency, and he’s going after Jake!! Jake is firing back as well with rights and lefts as he takes on Limmy Monaghan’s opponent for Reckless Wiring!! These two are trading blows, but.. IT’S CHRIS ELITE WHO LANDS THE BOX OFFICE SMASH!! SUPERKICK BY CHRIS ELITE AS HE DROPS JAKE SMITH!! Chris now stands over Jake Smith, as he stares down at him! Wait.. is that!?! It’s Insurgency!!
(Insurgency members, Donovan Duke, Maxwell, and Limmy Monaghan are seen entering through the top of the stage. They run down the entrance ramp, and towards the ring.)
Stew-O: Insurgency slides into the ring, as Chris Elite has no clue.. AND THEY TAKE HIM DOWN WITH FOREARM SHOTS!! Chris Elite drops down to his knees as he takes the shots from behind! Eventually, Duke and Maxwell begin to stomp down at Elite’s legs, then that’s followed by Monaghan shoving Elite from behind, forcing Elite’s face right into the canvas of the ring!! Smith gets back up to his feet, as him and the other members of Insurgency begin stomping away at Chris Elite’s body!! They’re breaking him down right before our eyes!!
(‘Value’ by A$AP Ferg hits, as Mr DEDEDE steps out onto the stage and charges towards the ring. Donovan Duke, Limmy Monaghan, Maxwell, and Jake Smith stop stomping at Chris Elite as they are in shock of DEDEDE’s presence.)
Flannery McCoy: It’s MR. DEDEDE!!! THE CHAIRMAN IS HERE!!! He slides into the ring.. SPEAR BY DEDEDE ONTO DUKE!!! He gets back up.. SPEAR ONTO MAXWELL!! Jake Smith and Limmy now gang up on Mr. DEDEDE while they have the chance, as they begin pelting him with rights and lefts! Mr. DEDEDE covers his body to block some of these punches!! But look! It’s Chris Elite who stands back up.. BOX OFFICE SMASH ONTO JAKE SMITH!!! AND ANOTHER ONTO LIMMY MONAGHAN AS BOTH MEN DROP TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!! All of Insurgency rolls out of the ring, as Mr. DEDEDE and Chris Elite are seen with their arms in the air after cleaning house!!
Stew-O: Insurgency might have picked a fight with the wrong chairman, because Mr. DEDEDE isn’t letting them get off the hook that easily!! Luckily for Chris Elite, he was there to make the save!!
(The screen shows Mr. DEDEDE and Chris Elite staring down at Insurgency before the screen fades to black.)
(A commercial for Instagram which recently went down because of the new Jake Smith pics that were released, I know, amazing)
[EARLIER IN THE DAY]
(The feed fades to Dr. Parker with Big Mike behind him in a backstage hall. Dr. Parker seems to hold some sort of paper in his hand, which he reads off of. He then focuses his attention to the camera in front of him then begins to speak.)
Dr. Parker: The progress has been good. Mister Elite has gotten better as time has gone by, and has managed to tone down his anger week by week. It’s been some great progress, and I truly am proud of Mister Elite, just like how Big Mike is.
Big Mike: :drakelike:
Dr. Parker: How about we check out what Mister Elite is doing? Follow us, cameraman.
(Dr. Parker and Big Mike walk a little distance to Chris Elite’s locker room as the cameraman follows them. Some distant noise is coming from the locker room, but it’s inaudible until Dr. Parker opens the door.)
Chris Elite: SHIT!! FUCK!! BITCH!! DI–
Dr. Parker: :skip: !!!!
Chris Elite: Oh.
Dr. Parker: Mister Elite! Why the hell are you screaming those words??? I thought we had a talk about this!!
Chris Elite: Hi.
Dr. Parker: Come on Mister Elite! I was just praising your progress a few minutes ago.
Chris Elite: I- I can explain.
(Dr. Parker finally walks into the locker room, as so do Big Mike and the cameraman. Dr. Parker takes a seat and invites Chris to do so too.)
Dr. Parker: What can you explain?
Chris Elite: Well, I was just preparing.
Dr. Parker: Preparing for what, exactly, sir?
Chris Elite: I don’t know man for some promo, why you gotta always ask the difficult questions??
Dr. Parker: Alright. Since it seems you have some stuff to get off your chest and Reckless Wiring is coming soon. Can you speak to me about Limmy Monaghan?
Chris Elite: Bitch ass–
Dr. Parker: :mjgrin: !!!
Chris Elite: Yeah. That’s what he is. He’s a pussy. He thought he could get in the middle of mine – and quite frankly also Malc’s business and get away with it. Too bad unlike everyone he’s managed to put to the ground he couldn’t put me to the ground because I’m different and I come back like nothing’s happened. I could be shot in the head and I’d come back 5 minutes after and fuck your mother and your sister then kill your whole family, speaking from experience.
Dr. Parker: What the…
Chris Elite: Hi.
Big Mike: I was with him.
Chris Elite: Stop damn.
Dr. Parker: Interesting.
(Said Dr. Parker as he starts writing down on the paper he had on him. Chris Elite would continue talking.)
Chris Elite: Aight look, these fuckers in Insurgency tellin me “Chris Elite ain’t ‘bout this, Chris Elite ain’t ‘bout that”, ya boy a big bad blood on fucking Dynasty and them. They say I don’t be putting in no work? SHUT THE FUCK UP. Y’all ain’t know shit. All y’all motherfuckers talking about about “Chris Elite ain’t no hitter, Chris Elite ain’t this, Chris Elite a fake”. SHUT THE FUCK UP. Y’all don’t live with me, y’all know I got caught with a ratchet *whispering: Serena*, was punching at them elitists and shit, I been on the shelf with a injury since fucking… I don’t know when. Motherfucker, stop fucking playing me like that. They savages like that, if I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about me I’m fucking beating they ass. I’m not fucking playing no more. Y’all know I roll with Big Mike and them.
Dr. Parker: I like Chief Keef too.
Chris Elite: Stop being a pussy damn. Look, Limmy obviously copied me! Difference is, he’s a dickeater, I’m great. Okay? Fuck I care about this stipulation shit? Submissions Count Anywhere? :mjlol: Come on, ya boy the best technician there is, quite frankly I’m the best at any type of wrestling. Limmy? Oh brother, this guy stinks. Fight Pit? I’ll pull out my blicky and leave him more than knocked out, and the same shit goes for that battle royal type of stipulation. They don’t mean shit to me! I’ve been through worse in my career than a dickeater who got lucky and won another title that just like the first, he didn’t deserve. Limmy thinks he’s so sick along with his squad full of garbage ass bozos but by the end of Reckless Wiring we gon’ all be wiping their nose and I’ma get my reward. These hoes didn’t let me get with my boy Malc to the Tag Titles and now they’re gonna have to see what the consequences to those trash ass stunts are. Limmy Monaghan’s PURE Title reign has been the most garbage PURE Title reign I’ve seen next to Xander Payne who was more busy eating mukbangs rather than caring about his title. Nah, you see this poor championship has had all its prestige lost a long time ago but thankfully I’m here to save the championship just like how I was saving Dynasty this whole season.
Chris Elite: But okay, yeah, maybe Limmy might’ve gotten the upper hand that one time but if we’re being honest I’ve been running through Insurgency in and out of the ring, verbally or physically because I’m just so handsome. Oh, and I got the background too. :mjgrin: Jake Smith is out here angry at DEDEDE cuz he’s younger than the boss and is losing his hairline already. He might wanna hit up his side chick Limmy and ask for tonics since he came in EAW bald as an egg, with a head shinier than Ronan Malosi and now he thinks he looks all cool and shit now that he grew hair. But I shouldn’t be talking. :mjgrin: Limmy’s first title reign was a bigger flop than the idea of Shaker Jones joining BVU and if we’re being totally honest this one won’t be any better. While Limmy was probably sucking some other dick out of wrestling I was out here walking into Pain For Pride main events. In 2018 I walked into their World Heavyweight Champion and the next year I was competing for the same title back to back against Malc. Limmy’s been born a bitch while I’ve been born a star.
Chris Elite: And just in the last calendar year I’ve gotten so much better, you have no idea. The progress I’ve put in with Dr. Parker in the last couple of weeks has been enormous and now I’m more calculated instead of always being an angry whore, and he can weigh in on that.
Dr. Parker: Well, there’s progress, sure.
Chris Elite: Yup, thanks doc. Keeping it a hunnid, what made Chris Elite the “Suicide Kid” ain’t a part of me no more, I’m better than I ever was before and despite all the mishaps and fuckery that was going on, I’ll walk out of Reckless Wiring with the PURE Championship whether Insurgency likes it or not, cuz I don’t give a fuck what they think. They’re all trash, frankly and this is the first time in his life Limmy Monaghan is gonna walk into a real challenge and he’ll prove my points right because he’s fucking garbage.
Dr. Parker: Okay. I think this was more than I wanted to hear. I got what you said, and we’ll be back for another session soon.
(Dr. Parker walks out of the locker room, as the camera fades away back to the World 1 Theatre as Stephie Love is shown inside the ring Preparing to introduce the main event’s competitors.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL, AND IT IS THE FIRST MATCH IN THE IMPACTTTTT INVITATIONALLLLL!!!!
(Virtual crowd cheers.)
(‘M3tamorphosis’ by Playboi Carti, Kid Cudi begins to play as Impact, with an odd smile on his face, walks onto the stage.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST, WRESTLING OUT OF SEATTLE, WASHINGTON, WEIGHING AT 221 POUNDSSSSS, HE IS ‘THE MOST WATCHED CHAMPION IN HISTORY’, IMPAACTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
(Impact walks through a blistering white light on the ramp as he makes his way to the ring, the smile turns to a stoic expression.)
Flannery McCoy: Boy, I can’t wait for this one! Our main event! The first ever Impact Invitational, and who other than our Answers World Champion from Showdown, Jack Ripley to be the first! This match is going to be a big test for Impact, he’s stated for months that he’s not ceding an inch of ground to today’s champions, and he’s still as good as he ever was. That he’s still a staple of EAW’s main event scene and has been proving it for some time.
Stew-O: That’s all true, but he’s also said that the competition is only getting easier with age, so tonight, he’ll have more than a challenge to prove that to. One of EAW’s greatest competitors of today, Jack Ripley, will serve as either Impact’s stepping stone to regaining his position on top, or the one to prove Impact’s no longer the man he once was.
(‘BxMxC’ by BABYMETAL replaces the sound as Jack Ripley eagerly walks ontot he stage, firmly strapped to his waist is the EAW Answers World Championship.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT, WRESTLING OUT OF LAS VEGAS, NEVADAAAAAA!!! WEIGHING AT 202 POOOUUNNDDDDSSSSS, THE EAW ANSWERS WORLDDDDDD CHAMPIONNNNNNN!!!! JACKKKKKKKKK ‘STRAIGHT SHOOTER’ RIPLEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: You said it best, Stew, Jack is easily one of EAW’s most talented and skilled competitors to date, and he’s got the Answers title to show for it. Defeating one of EAW’s most elite talents ever, Jamie O’Hara to claim the title. He’s ventured from his home brand of Showdown to compete in this Impact Invitational, and seeks to affirm that he’s the best no matter the brand!
Flannery McCoy: That’s not even a question at this point, but to come to Dynasty and defeat Impact, that’s feather in anyone’s cap. Ripley’s been as special as ever over on Showdown and he’s hoping to bring that magic with him against Impact, tonight, in our main event!
(Ripley rolls into the ring, hands his belt to the ringside officials, and the referee calls for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: And the first ever Impact Invitational is underway! Impact and Ripley both take the center of the ring, engaging in a collar and elbow tie-up! Jack Ripley with a boot to the midsection, now taking over with a side headlock on Impact. Impact takes them both off the ropes, but Jack holds the position, and drags Impact down to the canvas. Jack now releases the hold, he snaps a boot off the spine of Impact! Ouch! Jack Ripley with a nasty boot to the back of Imp’s body! Impact still sitting on the canvas, wincing in pain. Jack with a chop to the spine! NOW A CHOP TO THE BACK OF THE NECK!
Stew-O: Jack with two stinging chops to the back of Impact, picking him apart already! The youthful athleticism of Ripley already in full affect! He’s sharper than ever tonight! Impact getting back to his feet, both men tie up once more! Jack goes for another boot, but Impact had this one forecasted! He catches the foot of Jack- CHOP! Impact with a chop of his own! Returning fire, yet another chop to the chest of Ripley! Impact stares straight into the camera, blows a kiss, and then delivers one last scathing chop to the chest of Jack! A trifecta of chops from Impact!
Jake Mercer: Jack Ripley taken aback by these chops, but he looks to have regained his focus now! Impact off the ropes as Ripley whips him to the canvas with an arm drag! A lightning quick arm drag! Impact charges again, he gets thrown to the canvas again! Two arm drags from Jack Ripley! Now Jack with a side kick to the midsection of Impact! He shoves Imp off the ropes and LAUNCHES HIM WITH A BIG BACK BODY DROP! Huge body drop from Jack Ripley! Impact’s body reverberating off the canvas! He rolls out of the ring, avoiding the Ripley onslaught! Wait, Jack won’t offer him any room to breathe! Jack out to the apron- OH NO! JACK RUNS OFF THE APRON! GRABS IMPACT AND SPINS AROUND!!! HE PLANTS IMPACT WITH A TORNADO DDT OFF THE APRON!!!
Stew-O: IMPACT PLANTED WITH A TORNADO DDT ON THE FLOOR! His head rattled off the floor!! Jack Ripley on fire from the early going in this match! He throws Impact back into the ring, and calls for a slingshot ddt! Jack Ripley looking to end it early! He springs off the rope- Impact hit him with an enziguri! He connected on the side of Ripley’s skull! Jack dropped out to the apron, he hit hard! Now it’s Impact taking this match back to the outside, both he and Jack on the apron, Impact shouting at Jack Ripley inaudibly. IMPACT GETS JACK IN SIDE HEADLOCK POSITION AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME HE DELIVERS A RUNNING BULLDOG ON THE APRON!!
Flannery McCoy: WHAT A BULLDOG, THAT ONE FELLED RIPLEY ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR! BUT LIKE THE WHITE, OLD, AND DRIP-LESS STEPH CURRY, IMPACT TOOK A BAD BLOW TO HIS TAILBONE AREA!
Stew-O: PAUSE.
Flannery McCoy: I MEANT THE APRON, STEW!
Stew-O: PAUSE, AGAIN!
Flannery McCoy: Either way, Impact’s still the fresher of the two, rolling Ripley back into the ring. Impact pointing at Jack, what’s he thinking?!? IMPACT OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE! LIONSAULT! WAIT, RIPLEY ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY, IMPACT HIT THE CANVAS HARD! NO WATER IN THE POOL! Impact clutching at his ribs, Jack struggling to his feet, and position! Impact in suplex position! Jack Ripley trying for a snap suplex on Impact! He gets him off his feet- but Impact keeps fighting, and gets back to the ground! Now Impact is trying to suplex Jack! Trying to turn this around- No! Jack with a kick to the calf of Impact! Followed up by a chop to the chest! Now Jack’s got him! RIPLEY WITH A SNAP SUPLEX! HE SENDS IMPACT CRASHING TO THE CANVAS! What power from Jack!
Stew-O: Jack now tries to climb to the second rope- Impact manages to surge off the ground, grabbing the trunks of Ripley. He chops Jack’s feet out from under him, sending Ripley face first into the turnbuckles! Impact turns him around, gets the double underhooks in! Jack turns it around, but he’s met with a big headbutt from Impact! Impact with a brilliant counter to the quick moving Ripley! Now Impact once again with the underhooks, he lifts Jack in the air!!! AND DROPS HIM DOWN WITH A NASTY BACKBREAKER!! Impact with that double underhook backbreaker! That’ll halt Ripley’s momentum!
Jake Mercer: Impact once again showing us that he’s as good as he’s ever been, ‘The Remix’ is still in full effect here on Dynasty! Impact laughing at Ripley, and stomping on his back. The always ruthless Impact intends to punish the first competitor of the Impact Invitational! Jack manages to use the ropes to assist him to his feet, but Impact’s waiting for him! Don’t turn around, Jack! IMPACT WITH AN ENZEGUIRI- WAIT, JACK AVOIDS IT! Impact hit the ground hard, Jack now bounds off the ropes, ducking under a clothesline attempt from Impact! Off the other side now, Jack sends Impact tumbling through the ropes with a hurricanrana! What a resurgence from Ripley!
Stew-O: Impact rushes right back into the ring though, a running forearm to the face! NO! JACK EVADES IT, SIDESTEPPING IMPACT, NOW HE GRABS IMPACT FOR A DDT! IMPACT FIGHTING WITH ELBOWS TO THE SIDE OF RIPLEY! JACK WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION, NOW TURNS THIS AROUND! WHAT IN THE, JACK DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH AN INVERTED DDT! Jack sticks Impact with that filthy reverse ddt, he’s turned the tides! Now he’s heading back to the top! JACK RIPLEY ON THE TOP ROPE, GOING FOR A MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP, IMPACT’S A SITTING DUCK! WHAT THE, NO, HE’S NOT! IMPACT GETS TO HIS FEET, SOARS OFF THE SECOND ROPE WITH A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK THAT SENDS JACK RIPLEY FLYING ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR!!
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT TOOK JACK OUT OF THE SKIES WITH THAT DROPKICK, WOW! Impact’s got a vengeful look on his face! He rolls to the outside and drives a knee through the jaw of Jack Ripley! Now grabbing his head and throwing it against the barricade! Impact’s not done yet! He positions Jack for a powerbomb, don’t Impact, not on the outside!!! IMPACT LIFTS JACK INTO THE AIR AND DRILLS HIM THROUGH THE RING APRON WITH A POWERBOMB! NOW LIFTING HIM AGAIN AND POWERBOMBING RIPLEY ON THE FLOOR! HIS HEAD CRACKED OFF THE BARE FLOOR!!! GOOD LORD!!
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT WASTING NO TIME AT ALL, ROLLING JACK BACK INTO THE RING, PEELING HIS BODY FROM THE FLOOR! FULL NELSON LOCK, IMPACT’S GOT HIM!!! ‘THE HAIL MARY’!!!! HE DROPS RIPLEY WITH ‘THE HOLY MARY’, HE GO ALL OF IT!! NOW COVERING JACk, THIS IS GONNA BE THE END OF OUR MAIN EVENT!!
(ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!)
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Stew-O: KICKOUT! JACK POWERED OUT! AFTER THOSE TWO HORRIFIC POWERBOMBS AND THAT FACEBUSTER, JACK’S STILL IN THIS! THAT”S THE HEART OF A WARRIOR, RIGHT THERE!!! Jack Ripley somehow shot the shoulder off the canvas before that three count, Impact can’t believe it! LOOK AT IMPACT, HE’S TRYING TO LOCK IN THE ‘MILLENNIAL INCARCERATION’!!! HE WASTED NO TIME AT ALL QUESTINION JACK, IMPACT’S GOT HIS SIGHTS SET ON VICTORY TONIGHT! THE SUBMISSION IS IN! THIS COBRA CLUTCH HOLD, JACK IS FIGHTING ANY WAY HE CAN, BUT IMPACT’S GOT THIS HOLD DEEP!
Flannery McCoy: HE’S TRYING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM ROPE, BUT IMPACT SPINS AROUND AND PUTS HIMSELF BETWEEN THE ROPES AND JACK! ABSOLUTE WRESTLING GENIUS! JACK IS FADING! IMPACT’S ABOUT TO PUT THE RESILIENCE OF JACK RIPLEY TO BED, LITERALLY! JACK’S FADING! HE’S MAKING ONE LAST ATTEMPT TO GET TO A BOTTOM ROPE! IMPACT TRIES TO CUT HIM OFF AT THE PASS ONCE AGAIN- BUT JACK RIPLEY ROLLED THE OTHER DIRECTION AND BROKE THE HOLD! GETTING HIMSELF AWAY FROM IMPACt, AND OUT OF DANGER! BUT FOR HOW LONG!?
Jake Mercer: IMPACT STILL ON THE OFFENSIVE, HE’S GOING FOR THE ‘EVISCERATION’! OUT OF NOWHERE, IMPACT LAUNCHES HIMSELF AT RIPLEY, BUT JACK CAUGHT HIM IN MIDAIR, WHAT STRENGTH FROM JACK RIPLEY! JACK RIPLEY WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! HE DUMPED IMPACT INTO THE TURNBUCKLES, THAT ONE PUT IMPACT DOWN! BUT JACK RIPLEY KNOWS IF HE’S TO CAPITALIZE, IT’S GONNA HAVE TO BE NOW! JACK LIFTS IMPACT TO HI FEET AGAIN, NOW ONTO HIS SHOULDER! YOU KNOW WHAT HE’S THINKING! CHARGING ACROSS THE RING AND THROWING IMPACT FACE FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES WITH A LAWN DART THROW!!!!
Stew-O: IMPACT CRUMBLING TO THE CANVAS! NOW IT’S JACK RIPLEY WHO’S- WAIT! NO! HE DIDN’T GO FOR THE PIN! HE WANTS TO PUT IMPACT DOWN FOR GOOD! JACK ASCENDS TO THE TOP ROPE! HE KNOWS IMPACT ISN’T GETTING UP THIS TIME AROUND! HE’S IN THE HIGH-RED ZONE!!! JACK RIPLEY FLIES OFF THE TOP WITH A MOONSAULT FROM THE SKY!!!!! HE LANDS FLUSH ON THE MIDSECTION OF IMPACT, CRUSHING HIS RIBS, AND PERHAPS HIS LAST WIND IN THIS MATCH! JACK SCRAMBLES INTO THE COVER, BOTH LEGS GRABBED!!! IMPACT’S OUT!
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Jake Mercer: KICKOUT!!!! IAJMFOFIIROLL!!!! IMPACT KICKED OUT! TALKING ABOUT WARRIOR SPIRIT, YOU CAN’T FORGET IMPACT IN THAT CONVERSATION! THESE ARE TWO COMPETITORS AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL THIS COMPANY KNOWS, AND THEY’RE PUTTING IT ON DISPLAY RIGHT NOW!! BOTH MEN FIGHTING THROUGH THE UNIMAGINABLE, AND STILL GETTING BACK UP! IF WE’RE IN FOR MATCHES LIKE THIS EVERY WEEk, THE IMPACT INVITATIONAL HAS A BRIGHTER THAN BRIGHT FUTURE!
Stew-O: Jack Ripley up to his feet first, Impact using the ropes, just trying to get to a knee. UH OH, YOU KNOW WHAT RIPLEY’S THINKING! HE JUST PULLED DOWN HIS KNEE-PAD, IT’S ‘DAYLIGHT SLAYING TIME’!!!! JACK OFF THE ROPES, FIRES THE KNEE! IMPACT SIDESTEPS IT, SENDING JACK INTO THE ROPES, IMPACT WITH A FOREARM TO THE SPINE OF JACK AS HE BOUNCED BACK OFF THE ROPES RAN RIGHT INTO IT! NOW TURNING JACK AROUND, LOOKING FOR ‘THE ABSOLUTION’!!! HE LIFTS JACK INTO THE AIR- BANG! JACK DROPS THAT BARE KNEE ONTO THE SKULL OF IMPACT, HE HAD PULLED THE PAD DOWN, AND JACK’S KNEE JUST COLLIDED WITH IMPACT’S SKULL!
Flannery McCoy: NOW IT’S REALLY ‘DAYLIGHT SLAYING TIME’!! JACK GOING FOR THE KNEE AGAIN! IMPACT CAUGHT JACK IN MIDAIR, SPINS HIM AROUND AND BREAKS HIS BACK OVER HIS KNEE!!! TILT-A WHIRL BACKBREAKER! ANOTHER COUNTER FROM IMP, MAYBE IT’S IMPACT TIME! IMPACT LIFTS JACK OFF THE CANVAS, A CLEAN CONNECTION WITH THE ‘FIRST OF FURY’!!!!!! IMPACT WITH THAT HUGE RIGHT HOOK, MIKE TYSON WOULD BE PROUD! RIPLE LIFELESSLY FALLS TO THE CANVAS AS IMPACT GOES FOR WHAT HAS TO BE THE LAST COVER OF THE NIGHT!! IMPACT IS GONNA WIN IT HERE!!!!
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Jake Mercer: HE KICKED!!!! HOW IN THE BLUE HELL DID HE POWER OUT, JUST HOW!!!
Stew-O: HOW WAS THAT NOT 3?!!!!?!??!
Flannery McCoy: HOW?!?!?
Jake Mercer: JACK RIPLEY KICKED OUT AGAIN, IF HIS MISSION WAS TO SHOW THE WORLD THAT HE BELONGS IN THERE WITH THE ABSOLUTE BEST, HE HASN’T DONE IT. HE’S PROVEN HE BELONGS IN THEIR WITH BETTER THAN THE ABSOLUTE BEST. LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, JACK FUCKING RIPLEY.
Stew-O: Impact shouting at Jack Ripley, scuffing his boots against Ripley’s head. Absolute disrespect from a furious Impact! IMPACT CALLING FOR ONE FINAL ‘EVISCERATION’! IMPACT PULLS BOTH HIS KNEE PADS DOWN, GIVING RIPLEY A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE! IMPACT LIKE A SNAKE, READY TO STRIKE! AND HE STRIKES ONE FINAL TIME WITH AN ‘EVISCERATION’- NO! POWERBOMB! JACK RIPLEY COUNTERED THAT DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER INTO A POWERBOMB! THAT ONE SNAPPED IMPACT”S HEAD OFF THE CANVAS!!! HE PROPS IMPACT UP TO HIS KNEES, ‘YOU’LL FLOAT TOO’!!!!! ‘YOU’LL FLOAT TOO’!!!!! HE SUPERKICKED IMPACT TO HELL, JACK RIPLEY JUST PULLED THE WIN OUT FROM ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE!!!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT, BUT HE CAN’T COVER IMPACT, HE’S TAKEN SO MUCH DAMAGE!!! RIPLEY FALLS TO THE CANVAS, HE CAN’T COVER IMPACT!!! WAIT, HE’S NOT DOWN AND OUT, HE’S LOOKING TO PUT A STAMP ON THIS MATCH! HE WANTS A DEFINITIVE STATEMENT TO HIS NAME, AND HE’S GONNA GET IT!!! HE GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AND TRIES TO LIFT IMPACT ONE MORE TIME, HE’S EYEING A ‘RIPPLE EFFECT’!!!!
Jake Mercer: AND HE’S GONNA DO IT!!! HE MAY ACTUALLY HIT IT, IMPACT IS OUT!!! JACK RIPLEY LIFTS IMPACT ON HIS BACK, HE’S GONNA- WHAT THE HELL!!?!? WHO IN THE…KASSIDY HEART!!! KASSIDY HEART!!! SHE’S HERE, KASSIDY HEART IS ON DYNASTY!!! ‘KING KASS’ SLIDES IN THE RING AND SMASHES RIPLEY IN THE BACK WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!! WHAT IN THE WORLD!?!?!?
Stew-O: THE REFEREE JUST WAIVED THIS MATCH OFF, THIS IS OVER!!! RIPLEY WAS ON THE CUSP OF A HUGE VICTORY TONIGHT, KASSIDY HEART JUST CRUSHED HIM WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!! THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER JUST ATTACKED THE CHAMPION, THESE TWO WILL HAVE A MATCH AT UNDER SIEGE FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD TITLE, BUT THE KING WON’T WAIT UNTIL THEN!!!
Flannery McCoy: KASSIDY RUNNING OFF THE ROPES AND SPIKING RIPLEY OFF THE STEEL CHAIR WITH ‘NORVINA LIGHTS’!!!! SHE DROVE HIS HEAD INTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!
(Kassidy Heart rolls outside and grabs the Answers World Title.)
Flannery McCoy: LOOK AT THIS!! KASSIDY HEAT IS RAISING THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP ABOVE HER HEAD< A BOOT ON RIPLEY’S NECK FOR GOOD MEASURE!!!! COULD THIS BE THE FUTURE OF EAW!!! THE FUTURE OF THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! KASSIDY HEART SAYS IT BELONGS TO HER!!! AND TONIGHT, IT DOES!
(The final shot shows Kassidy Heart raising the Answers World Championship above her head, Jack RIpley on the canvas. The shot fades to black)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
