Matthew Graham
(EAW intro plays.)
(As always, a recap of last week’s episode of Dynasty is shown: Lethal Consequences kicks off the show as LC takes the time to talk about Xander Payne and the problems both of them had with one another. Xander then comes out as both of them have a back and forth before LC puts out the challenge for Reckless Wiring, which Xander accepts. But LC isn’t done as he welcomes back Jordan Payne to the dismay of Xander. Mary S. Atlas gets a win in the first match of the night over Lucas Johnson to get herself back on track. Mr. DEDEDE later on then invites both Adam Lucas and MITSUBACHi to sign the contract for Reckless Wiring which is confirmed to be a Number One Contenders’ match for the PURE Championship. Insurgency then storms the ring as they attempt to attack all three of them before DEDEDE, Adam, and MITSU lay them out. A Number One Contendership match for the New Breed Championship is up next as Jonny Airhart manages to get through Komatsu Ogawa and Maxwell to get a shot at the title at Reckless Wiring. Impact then gets a win over MITSUBACHI in which afterwards, Impact puts out an open challenge which will be each and every week as a reminder to the roster. Charlie Marr & Veena Adams get a shocking win over the former Unified Tag Team Champions, The Realm afterwards as Charlie grabs Sierra’s tights to secure the victory, to the dismay of Dr Angelo D’Angelo. Charlie and Veena are close to assaulting him before Serena Bennett comes out for the save. The New Breed Champion Andre Walker from there gets a big victory over Xander Payne after Lethal Consequences’ theme played through the arena, distracting Xander, and securing Andre the victory. Insurgency then come out to talk about their recent shortcomings, before they’re interrupted by Chris Elite. Both Chris and Limmy get heated before Jake splits them up, saying he needs Chris fresh for their match. The match between Jake, Chris, and Dray Fontana happens but before anything can happen and Jake can get the win thanks to Insurgency, due to too much outside interference from them, Adam, and DEDEDE, the match is called off. It then leads right into DEDEDE and Adam getting a big victory over the PURE Champion, Limmy Monaghan and Adam Lucas to send a message once more to Insurgency. And finally, in the main event, the World Heavyweight Champion, Lethal Consequences gets the best over the previous holder, The Visual Prophet to get the victory, and to end the recap)
(From there the camera transitions over to the World 1 Theatre as it pans around to show the virtual crowd’s hype for tonight’s Dynasty. Pyro begins to blast on the stage before after the array is done, it pans over to the commentary booth. Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer are seen as always with smiles on their faces as Stew begins to speak)
Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: And what a show we have for you tonight as focusing on our main event for the evening it’ll be Chris Elite going up against The Visual Prophet in a rematch for the ages.
Jake Mercer: I’m sure Chris still hasn’t gotten over the fact he was blown up that one time, but moving on we also have a battle of the Payne’s as Xander Payne will be going up against Jordan Payne as this bout is sure to be PAYNEFUL! Heh heh…
Stew-O & Flannery McCoy: …
Jake Mercer: What?! Fine damn, just get on with the show.
(Dynasty from there transitions from the commentary booth to the ring where the Dynasty General Manager, StarrStan, is seen with a smile on his face as the crowd cheers in response. He’s dressed in a sleek black suit with a red tie as in front of him, is a usual setting for a contract signing like this. A black satin table along with a red carpet that overlays the canvas. After a while, letting the virtual crowd ease down, he from there would begin to speak)
StarrStan: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the World Heavyweight Championship contract signing for RECKLESS WIRING! Both of the competitors in this match have staked their claim as to why they deserve the title over the other. And tonight they get to sign on the dotted line to set the stage for a match of great proportions!
(The crowd continues to cheer as Starr gives a pause before continuing to speak)
StarrStan: Introducing first, the challenger. Having dominated these past few months on the red brand, he finally gets what he’s been looking for his whole career, and that’s one more shot for a World Championship. Despite having multiple shortcomings, could this possibly be his chance to win the big one? The magnum opus? Ladies and gentlemen please welcome, XANDER PAYNE!!!!!!!!!!
(From there ‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill plays up to deafening boos as Xander Payne makes his way out from Gorilla Position. He stands at the center of the ring simply scanning the crowd, letting the boos soak in as he basks in it for a good moment. Focusing in on the ring he cracks his knuckles before making his way down the ramp. He circles around the ring as he eyes StarrStan multiple times before nodding as he makes his way up the steel steps and enters into the ring. Starr holds out his hand for a proper greeting, but Xander simply slaps it away in which Starr responds with a respectful nod. Xander takes a seat as he brings his legs up onto the table and takes a mic as ‘It Follows’ fades out)
StarrStan: Thank you for joining us tonight Xander. But now, onto the Champion-
Xander Payne: No no, don’t leave me out in the cold like that Starr. If you’re not going to introduce me properly, then allow me to take the reins just for this moment. Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you’ve been waiting for, the grand arrival… from the beautiful city of Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at the size of a greek god… UNSAINTED… THE WRESTLING GENIUS… and most importantly of them all… YOUR NEXT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… XANDER PAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The crowd boos as Xander stands up and spreads his arms out and takes a moment to completely piss them off. Starr looks a little annoyed but allows Xander to have his moment as he takes a seat back down at the table)
Xander Payne: Bring that mongrel out here.
StarrStan: Well then… introducing the Champion. Having been on a mean streak as of late ever since winning the World Heavyweight Championship in the intimidating Extreme Elimination Chamber at Road To Redemption! This man has solidified his status quo of one of the best on Dynasty to date and deserving of being your World Heavyweight Champion. Having beaten everyone in his way so far, could Reckless Wiring be another example of that? Please welcome, LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Tougher Colder Killer’ by El-P ft. Killer Mike & Despot plays up to a solid mixed reaction from the crowd as Lethal Consequences makes his way out to the stage dragging the World Heavyweight Championship with him. He doesn’t waste any time doing any sort of theatrics and whatnot as he immediately begins to make his way down the ramp and towards the ring, raising the World Heavyweight Championship in the air as he did so. He makes his way up the steel steps and enters into the ring before making his way over to the turnbuckles and raising his Championship high in the air, and that’s what he continued to do till he reached all four turnbuckles. He put his Championship over his shoulder as from there he took a seat across from the challenger and ‘Tougher Colder Killer’ from there faded out)
StarrStan: Once again, thank you for the both of you for joining us tonight. Now, before you sign the contract, if you have anything to say to one another, now’s the chance.
Lethal Consequences: :dave:
Xander Payne: Stop with that stupid face.
Lethal Consequences: Is someone pissed? Is someone mad? I don’t expect anything less from someone like you, Xander Payne. You’re just like the rest of the cats around here, stuck with their unwavering opinions and weaknesses to others’ success. Seeing Lethal Consequences with the World Heavyweight Championship just ticks you off doesn’t it? Seeing Lethal Consequences, someone who has been pushed away for the longest time because the cats around here haven’t respected me, at the top of the mountain while you’re in the dumps, it must make you sick right? Personally you can do whatever you want Xander, it’s your body after all, but contrary to what people believe, just as you do, I do not waver. I stand my ground with only one thought in my mind, and that’s being the best. And if I am? Well that’s good, I can continue to be better than who i was yesterday. Unfortunately things have to get in the way of that, mentally or physically, and you, Xander Payne, you’re in the way of that. And while any other day you’re not a concern to me just like the rest of them, considering you’re the one across from me right now, I’d say you’re my problem.
(Xander has his eyes shut as he leans his head back in his chair, probably not listening to what LC has to say before he opens his eyes and looks towards him, tapping his mic for a moment before beginning to speak)
Xander Payne: Are you done yet? I’m being honest here. I’m going to be real honest with you, I’ve been tired of sifting through mediocrity these past few moments. StarrStan so generously bringing out lamb to the slaughter for me to take down, acting like I can’t do it? Let me appease you for a moment and agree with your cries, your rebuttals, your attempts to water me down. And it’s a simple yes, yes I have failed to capture World Championship gold before, and yes it absolutely is bullshit. But here’s the difference between those times and this time, because there seems to be a lot of questions with that, and that’s the fact I see the faults in my actions. I see the mistakes that I’ve made and it hasn’t humanized me as people love to say it has, it hasn’t knocked me off of any high horse, it has simply made me better. I call myself a Wrestling God for a good reason and that’s not just a moniker that I wear on my sleeve, no, I mean it. I am serious when I say it and I can assure you that with every fiber of my being. There are alot of people on the totem pole that people would consider above me on this brand, but in seconds, that can all change. What happens when, despite what everyone has to say, I do beat Lethal Consequences. What happens then? Does the world go bad? I damn sure hope it does, because it proves one simple thing. And that’s the fact that I do deserve this opportunity, and most importantly, after all this time? I do deserve that title.
(Xander pulls the leather binder towards him as he sits up in his seat and opens it up. He takes a good look at the contract before picking up the golden pen next to it. He looks at the Champion one more time, before clicking the pen, and signing on the dotted line. Afterwards he simply puts the pen onto the contract, and pushes it over to LC)
Xander Payne: Sign it.
Lethal Consequences: What’s the rush? I have all the time in the world for this. Your beliefs, I’ll say it, are admirable. How despite all of these shortcomings you stand your ground, but despite how much you boast, how far will that get you? Rewind the tape if you have to, you’ll see it. You and the other cats in the Chamber, how far did that get you? What is a two month time gap going to do for you any different? I don’t see it, if you couldn’t beat Lethal Consequences then, well, I just don’t see you beating Lethal Consequences now. Because we were both in the same Chamber, there’s no special privilege when it comes to that. I’m not surprised you keep this mindset that I’m not who I proclaim to be, no no, I’ve always stood my ground on my belief that now? 2020? 2019? 2018? 2017? 2016? Same LC, different day. The cats around here love to jump to conclusions and say that Lethal Consequences is “washed,” think differently.
(LC takes the contract and clicks the pen, as he signs the contract as well, making the match official. Xander simply smirks as he leans forward over the table and looks towards him)
Xander Payne: Good, now that it’s official.
Stew-O: OH MY GOD! XANDER JUST FLIPPED THE TABLE TOWARDS LC!
Flannery McCoy: XANDER HAS SOMETHING UNDER THE TABLE AS HE JUST TOOK OUT A KENDO STICK! LC ATTEMPTING TO GET BACK UP TO HIS FEET, BUT XANDER IS JUST WAILING AWAY WITH THE KENDO STICK! STARRSTAN IS CALLING FOR SECURITY BUT XANDER HAS JUST KICKED THE TABLE BACK UPWARDS! HE’S DRAGGING LC UP TO HIS FEET!
Jake Mercer: LAST SEDATION THROUGH THE TABLE!
(Security quickly runs out and holds Xander back as he holds up his arms with a look of satisfaction on his face. LC is down on the ground in pain as they also take the time to check on him as well. The last shot seen is Xander leaving the ring per Security’s orders, looking back to the carnage in the ring as from there, Dynasty fades out to commercial break)
(A commercial for Nickelback starring Limmy Monaghan with their new re release of Smells Like Teen Spirit :whew:)
(The camera fades into Stephie Love standing at the center of the ring, ready to call the next match as she begins to speak)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a TAG TEAM MATCH!!! And it is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Where’s My Wonderland’ by Blood on the Dance Floor plays up to a mixed reaction of the crowd as Mary S. Atlas makes her way out to the stage. She spreads her arms out before turning her attention back to the stage as she stops at the middle of the ramp. From there, ‘Misery Business’ by Paramore plays up to loud cheers as Holly Arrow makes her way out as well. She meets Mary at the stage as the both of them look to one another, sharing looks of confidence as they both make their way to the ring)
Stephie Love: And their opponents… at a combined weight of 276 pounds… THE TEAM OF MARY S. ATLAS!!!!!!!!!! AND HOLLY ARROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well this is an interesting team right here, Mary and Holly! Both of them have interacted with each other just a little bit but it seems the both of them have the chemistry with one another considering the circumstances! Holly stood up for Mary when IDOL-GUN came and attempted to talk down to her, I’d consider it a surprisingly perfect fit.
Flannery McCoy: Well that’s something that we’ll have to see to behold I see. Who knows? The both of them might lead one another to a win tonight, that’s something we have to wait and see if it’ll happen, because they’re up against some tight competition.
Jake Mercer: You know, this team seems really familiar, like I know them from somewhere. Might just be a coincidence, maybe I need to investigate the VHS tapes some more.
(Both Mary and Holly roll into the ring from opposite sides of the ring before the both of them climb up to separate top turnbuckles. Mary spreads her arms out once more as Holly raises an arm in the air. Both of them jump off and meet at the center of the ring before finding themselves in their corner before ‘Misery Business from there fades out. ‘GATTI’ by JACKBOYS ft. Pop Smoke from there plays up to loud cheers as Andre Walker struts out to the stage with the New Breed Championship around his waist. He takes his title and throws it over his shoulder as he makes his way down the ramp and to the ring. Before he even gets to the ringside area though, ‘GATTI’ is replaced by ‘Pretty Boy Swag’ by Soulja Boy which plays up to loud boos. Jonny Airhart from there would confidently make his way out to the stage as he looked towards Andre and simply shrugged with a cocky expression on his face as he made his way to the ring)
Stephie Love: introducing first… at a combined weight of 390 pounds… THE TEAM OF JONNY AIRHART!!!!!!!! AND THE NEW BREED CHAMPION ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well as for the two of them judging by their entrance, I’m sure the situation is tense at the moment.
Flannery McCoy: I’ll admit that teaming the Champion up with the Number One Contender for said title isn’t such a good look. But who knows, maybe they’ll pull through because if there’s one thing I know they’re both motivated for, is a victory under their belt.
Jake Mercer: You’re forgetting about the indy circuit my friends. Andre and Jonny did team up, it was at a rough time though, Andre was known as Andrew Walker, I wonder why?
(Andre makes his way up the steps and enters into the ring as Jonny rolls in as well. Andre finds himself at the center of the ring as he takes his New Breed Championship and raises it up in the air, but it isn’t long before Jonny steps in front of him as he spreads his arms out making sure to block Andre. Andre simply nudges him away as the both of them reluctantly make their way to their corner as ‘Pretty Boy Swag’ fades out and the ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this tag team match is underway! Mary starting it off for her corner, and Andre for his! Both of them are right out of the gate pacing around the ring as they look ready to strike at any given moment!
Flannery McCoy: AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT MARY’S DOING HERE AS SHE RUNS FORWARD AND TAKES ANDRE DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A SLING BLADE! Andre definitely didn’t expect that as he sits up in shock but is right back up to his feet, BUT AS SOON AS HE TURNS AROUND MARY CATCHES HIM ACROSS HIS JAW WITH A DISCUS ELBOW!
Jake Mercer: Imagine beating the New Breed Champion? I think that’s the mentality Mary has right here as she is not wasting any time kicking the shit out of him! Andre is quickly trying to roll away to the ropes, BUT MARY RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A BASEBALL SLIDE! But it’s Andre that manages to push himself out of the ring just in the nick of time! Mary is back up to her feet now, as Andre quickly jumps up onto the apron and sends a forearm towards her face! Andre now scaling the top rope as Mary focuses her attention back on him, BUT ANDRE ALREADY LEAPING THROUGH THE AIR AS HE TAKES HER DOWN WITH A METEORA!
Stew-O: Andre managing to turn the tables for the moment as Mary is down on the ground but it won’t be for long as she’s beginning to recover! AS ANDRE QUICKLY GRABS HER AND GOES FOR A DDT! But it’s Mary that manages to keep herself up as she pushes Andre towards the ropes, forcing a break! Andre backed up against the ropes now, AS MARY GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE TO SEND HIM OVER THE TOP!
Flannery McCoy: But Andre with a kick towards her face sending her back! Andre grabbing her by her head as he turns her around and brings her over to his corner, but it’s Mary that sends a stiff knee towards his gut! Not letting him get away so easily as Mary grabs him and sends him into an Irish whip towards the ropes, BEFORE CATCHING HIM WITH A CALF KICK TOWARDS HIS FACE!
Jake Mercer: But Andre grabs the ropes just in time! Mary falling flat down onto the ground but she’s right back up to her feet, BUT IT’S ANDRE THAT RUNS FORWARD AND LEAPS INTO THE AIR SENDING A FOREARM TOWARDS HER FACE TO QUICKLY TAKE HER DOWN TO THE MAT! Andre kipping right back up as Mary staggers up as well, AS HE TURNS HER AROUND AND LIFTS HER INTO THE AIR DROPPING HER DOWN WITH A BACK SUPLEX!
Stew-O: Andre grabbing Mary and with an Irish whip sends her towards a corner! Andre immediately running forward as Mary attempts to recover, BUT ANDRE WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP TO STOP HER BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE! Mary definitely felt that one as Andre grabs her and throws her down to the center of the ring as he waits for her to get back up!
TAG!
Flannery McCoy: BUT JONNY TAGS HIMSELF IN!
(Andre is in utter disbelief as Jonny tags himself into the match. He closes his eyes to calm himself down as the ref makes his way over and yells at him to get onto the apron. Andre, holding his hands up, reluctantly makes his way out of the ring)
Jake Mercer: I don’t know if that’s the smartest thing to do but the Rich Pretty Boy seems confident as he enters into the ring! And now look at Jonny, just absolutely pushing around Mary as she attempts to recover! A sign of disrespect as that certainly tells his confidence in this match!
Jonny Airhart: (Off-Mic) What’s wrong Mary? Huh? Your inferiority complex finally getting the best of you? You will absolutely NEVER be on my level-
Stew-O: But Mary has heard enough as she connects with a swift uppercut towards his jaw and is beginning to strike away with rapid fire strikes and kicks towards Jonny! Jonny pushed up against the ropes as Mary is absolutely not stopping, you can see the anger in her eyes! She is absolutely sick and tired of Jonny and it shows! Mary grabbing him and launching him across the ring with an Irish whip, AS HE COMES BACK AROUND AND GETS CAUGHT WITH A DROPKICK BY MARY!
Flannery McCoy: If there was one thing that Jonny didn’t expect, it was that! Jonny rolling out of the ring already as it was probably his best choice if he didn’t want to get anymore punishment inflicted onto him! But I don’t think Mary is going to let him go quietly at this point, AS SHE RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK AND LEAPS UP GOING FOR A TOPE CON HILO TO TAKE HIM BACK DOWN TO THE MAT!
Jake Mercer: Wait! Nobody home! Jonny barely manages to escape out of the way of it as Mary crashes and burns on the outside! This definitely doesn’t look like a good position for Mary as Jonny grabs her by her hair and brings her up, BEFORE SENDING HER CRASHING INTO THE STEEL STEPS SHOULDER FIRST! Jonny is absolutely relentless as any chance he gets, he’s out there to take advantage of the situation!
OONNEE!!
TTWWOO!!
Stew-O: The ref starting the count on the outside now as Jonny is taking the chance to use the environment to his advantage bringing Mary right back up! AS HE SENDS HER RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE! No! Mary with a quick back elbow to his face before he can fully set it up! Jonny backs up against the edge of the apron as Mary turns around, AND GRABS HIM AROUND HIS WAIST AS SHE SLAMS HIM SPINEFIRST INTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON! Now that had to hurt Jonny for sure!
TTHHRRRREEEE!!
FFOOUURR!!
Flannery McCoy: Mary now grabbing Jonny, AND GIVING HIM A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE AS SHE TURNS AROUND AND SENDS HIM SPINE FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE NOW! Mary managing to turn it around once more as she grabs Jonny and brings him up before rolling him back into the ring, Mary taking the fight back to the inside stopping the count before she can risk anything else! AS SHE RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR ANOTHER SLINGBLADE TO TAKE JONNY DOWN TO THE MAT!
Jake Mercer: BUT WAIT! JONNY LEAPS INTO THE AIR WHILE MARY’S RUNNING AND TAKES HER DOWN WITH A FRANKENSTEINER! JONNY JUST DROPPED MARY RIGHT ONTO HER HEAD AS HE TRANSITIONS IT SEAMLESSLY INTO A PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: BUT MARY KICKS OUT!
Flannery McCoy: That might’ve just completely shifted this match into Jonny’s favor as he knows this is the turning point that he needed to get back into this! Jonny is back up to his feet as Mary is attempting to get back up, BUT IT’S JONNY THAT RUNS FORWARD AND LEAPS INTO THE AIR DROPPING DOWN ONTO MARY WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT!
Jake Mercer: Mary felt that as Jonny is feeling it right now! Jonny is back up as he runs forward again, AND CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER STANDING MOONSAULT FOR GOOD MEASURE! Mary shoving Jonny right off of him as she slowly staggers up to her feet, but Jonny is much faster in that regard as he brings her up himself! AND GRABS HER AS HE LIFTS HER UP INTO THE AIR AND GOES FOR A SUPLEX!
Stew-O: WAIT! HOW DID MARY MANAGE TO LAND ON HER FEET!
TAG!
Flannery McCoy: OH MY! MARY USED THAT TO LEAP TOWARDS HER CORNER AND TAG OUT TO HOLLY ARROW!
Jake Mercer: Mary knew that the situation she was in was looking grim for her as she took whatever chance she could to escape and take a breather! AS HOLLY IS IN THIS MATCH AND TAKES DOWN JONNY WHO RUNS TOWARDS HER WITH A KITCHEN SINK! Jonny sitting back up as he attempts to get back up to his feet, BUT HOLLY RUNS RIGHT TOWARDS HIM AS SHE TAKES HER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BIG RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT ACROSS HIS JAW TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!
Stew-O: Holly coming in at full speed as she’s completely laid out Jonny so far! Jonny is completely dazed but is managing to drag himself back up to a knee, AS HOLLY GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD AND GOES FOR A NECKBREAKER TO DROP HIM BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS! But Jonny manages to turn it around as he slips through and shoves Holly away before the Neckbreaker is able to connect! Holly turning around not letting that cost her in this match, BUT JONNY IS ALREADY RUNNING TOWARDS HER AS HE TAKES HER DOWN WITH A HURRICANRANA!
Flannery McCoy: Holly taken down to the ground but she’s right back up to her feet, but Jonny grabs her by her head and takes her back down to the ground with a quick Snapmare! Holly down in a seated position trying to get back up, BUT IT’S JONNY THAT RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK AND CONNECTS WITH A STIFF PENALTY KICK ACROSS THE FACE OF HOLLY!
Jake Mercer: Jonny has managed to get himself back into this match just for the moment but will this be enough for him to get his team the win?
TAG!
Stew-O: WELL THAT’S SOMETHING THAT’S QUESTIONABLE AS ANDRE JUST RETURNED THE FAVOR TO JONNY AND TAGGED HIMSELF IN!
(As soon as Jonny connected with the Penalty Kick, he fell back into a corner, allowing Andre the perfect opportunity to tag himself back in. Contrary to Andre’s frustration from earlier, Jonny nods, mouthing “We’re going to play that game huh?” As he leaves the ring with a smirk)
Flannery McCoy: Holly getting back up slowly, AS ANDRE LEAPS OFF THE ROPES AND GOES FOR A SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE! But Holly managing to roll out of the way of that! Holly turning around now, AS SHE GOES FOR AN ENZUIGIRI! But it’s Andre that ducks under that and grabs Holly by her leg as she hobbles up, AND TAKES HER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A DRAGON SCREW!
Jake Mercer: Andre keeping a hold of the leg, but Holly is kicking away towards the face of Andre! Andre attempting to block as many as he can but Holly sends one straight to his kneecaps that forces him to let go! Andre continues to make his way over as he’s not going to let Holly recover for much longer, BUT IT’S HOLLY THAT MANAGES TO CATCH HIM JUST IN TIME TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A DROP TOE HOLD!
Stew-O: Andre taken by surprise as he uses the ropes to pull himself up while Holly is getting back up as well! LOOK! SHE’S GOING FOR NATIVE TONGUE! BICYCLE PUMP KICK TO THE FACE OF ANDRE TO KNOCK HIM OUT COLD!
Flannery McCoy: BUT ANDRE SLIDES UNDER AND CONNECTS WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE TO CONNECT HOLLY TO THE MAT! Andre sees what he needs to do right now as he waits for Holly to get back up to her feet! AND GOES FOR GRIMSEVER! BICYCLE KNEE TO THE HEAD OF HOLLY TO TAKE HER DOWN!
Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S HOLLY THAT SWEEPS THE LEG! Andre sitting up now, WAIT! CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM! RUNNING METEORA CONNECTS ONTO THE NEW BREED CHAMPION AS HOLLY HOOKS THE LEG AND QUICKLY GOES FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRR-
Stew-O: BUT ANDRE GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Flannery McCoy: Curb Your Enthusiasm wasn’t enough to put Andre away but Holly knows that the advantage is in her corner! She grabs Andre and brings him back up as I think we know where she’s going with this!
TAG!
Jake Mercer: AS SHE TAGS MARY BACK INTO THE MATCH!
Stew-O: AND MARY DOESN’T WASTE ANY TIME CONNECTING WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZUIGIRI ACROSS HIS SKULL! Andre stumbling backwards and falling down to a knee at the center of the ring but he’s still making an attempt to keep his focus on Mary, BUT MARY IS ALREADY ON THE TOP ROPE AS SHE LEAPS OFF OF THEM AND TAKES ANDRE DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A CROSSBODY!
Flannery McCoy: Mary once again just like at the beginning of the match going full speed ahead as it’s clear she’s not letting up at the moment! Andre attempting to get back up to his feet before anything else can happen, BUT MARY IS FASTER AS SHE TAKES ANDRE BACK DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A QUICK KNEE DROP TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! Mary isn’t done though as she’s not going to let Andre take a break, BRINGING HIM BACK UP AND TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A BIG GERMAN SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: The fatigue is beginning to kick in for the New Breed Champion as Andre is attempting to drag himself back up before Mary can do anything else! BUT MARY WAS WAITING FOR THE OPPORTUNITY AS SHE GRABS HER AND RUNS TOWARDS THE CORNER BEFORE LAUNCHING OFF INTO A TORNADO DDT!
Stew-O: BUT ANDRE KNOWS BETTER AS SHE KEEPS MARY IN THE AIR BEFORE DROPPING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND BEFORE THE TORNADO DDT CAN CONNECT! Mary falls down to the mat as she slowly gets back up, BUT ANDRE ALREADY HAS HER AS HE DROPS HER DOWN INTO THUNDERBOLT TEMPO! BRAINBUSTER CONNECTS AS ANDRE IS CAPITALIZING AND GOING FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRR-
Flannery McCoy: MARY POWERS OUT JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME!
Jake Mercer: Andre acknowledging it as he’s back up to his feet and waiting for Mary to do the same, taking his time as he knows he has to pick his spots carefully or they could cost him dearly! Mary stumbling up, as she goes for a fist to the face of Andre! But Andre quickly ducks under as he sends a spinning gut kick towards her! Mary continuing to fight despite the fatigue as she’s backed up against the corner, AS ANDRE RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A CORNER FOREARM TOWARDS HER FACE!
Stew-O: But Mary manages to move out of the way as Andre collides with the turnbuckles! Andre bouncing off of it as he attempts to recover, AND SPINS AROUND GOING FOR A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! But Mary manages to duck under! Mary grabbing the arm of Andre now and sending him towards the ropes and back, AS MARY LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A STRAIGHT KNEE TO THE BRIDGE OF ANDRE’S NOSE!
Flannery McCoy: Andre sent down to the mat as he staggers up and turns around, BUT MARY WITH A DROPKICK THIS TIME TO TAKE HIM DOWN! Mary getting the momentum back as Andre definitely did not want this to happen especially this late into the match! Mary isn’t stopping for a second as she grabs Andre and brings him back up, BEFORE GOING FOR A RIPCORD KNEE TOWARDS HIS FACE!
Jake Mercer: BUT ANDRE RESPONDS WITH A KNEE OF HIS OWN BEFORE MARY CAN CONNECT! Andre keeping ahold of Mary now as he pulls her in! HE’S GOING FOR THE DRE WALKER 3000! ARM TRAPPED BELLY TO BACK SLAM INCOMING!
Stew-O: WAIT! WAIT! MARY ESCAPES OUT OF IT! WELCOME TO MARYLAND! DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER TAKES ANDRE DOWN TO THE GROUND AS MARY HOOKS THE LEG! SHE’S GOING FOR THE PIN! COULD SHE POSSIBLY PULL OFF THE WIN?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: JONNY! JONNY LEAPS THROUGH THE AIR WITH A FROG SPLASH AND BREAKS UP THE PIN!
(Jonny completely grabs Mary and tosses her away as he grabs Andre and drags him over to their corner, quickly looking to tag himself back in before this can get any worse for the two of them. Despite hating one another, it’s clear a common goal is the fact that they’re both in it for the win)
TAG!
Jake Mercer: ANDRE MANAGES TO REACH HIS ARM OUT AND SHOW A SIGN OF LIFE TO TAG JONNY IN!
TAG!
Stew-O: BUT THAT ISN’T IT THOUGH AS JONNY THREW MARY RIGHT TOWARDS HER CORNER ALLOWING MARY TO TAG IN HOLLY!
Flannery McCoy: Both of them are running into the ring now, AS HOLLY WITH A KICK TO THE KNEECAP OF JONNY SENDING HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! Holly quickly turning Jonny around now, AS SHE GRABS HIM AND DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A DDT! Jonny quickly getting back up now as he runs back towards her! BUT IT’S HOLLY WITH A DROP TOE HOLD THAT LEAVES JONNY DRAPED ON THE MIDDLE ROPE! Holly now running to the ropes and back, AS SHE GOES FOR A TIGER FEINT KICK TO HIS SKULL!
Jake Mercer: But Jonny manages to push himself away! Jonny rolling towards the ropes and bringing himself back up as Holly lands on the apron, AND JONNY CONNECTS WITH A FOREARM SENDING HER OFF OF IT AND ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! Jonny isn’t done though as he waits for Holly to get up and rebounds off the ropes and back! AS HE LAUNCHES HIMSELF AND CONNECTS WITH A SUICIDE DIVE TO THE OUTSIDE!
Stew-O: Jonny not wasting anytime this time around as he grabs Holly and rolls her right back into the ring! Jonny jumps onto the apron as he runs up to the top rope, AND GOES FOR A METEORA TO THE FACE OF HOLLY!
Flannery McCoy: But Holly manages to avoid it as Jonny slides down onto a knee! Jonny turing around and quickly getting back up, BUT HOLLY CATCHES HIM WITH A BACKSTABBER BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING ELSE! Jonny falling down to the ground but is quickly getting right back up as I think he’s going to fall right into whatever Holly has planned for him right here! AS HOLLY IS GOING FOR PART II! SPINNING BACK ELBOW TO TAKE JONNY DOWN!
Jake Mercer: JONNY DUCKS UNDER! DOUBLE HAMMERLOCK INVERTED BELLY-TO-BACK MAT SLAM! Jonny drops Holly down to the ground as now he looks to climb to the top rope, I think we know what he’s going for right now!
TAG!
Stew-O: WAIT! ANDRE JUST TAGGED HIMSELF IN FOR THE TEAM!
(Now Jonny is absolutely pissed in response to this. Perfectly capable of getting the win for himself, it was evident Andre tagged himself in for the spotlight, but there’s nothing he can do unless he costs his team the match, which is something he’ll never hear the end of)
Flannery McCoy: ANDRE JUMPS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE! THE DAWNBREAKER! FLIP PILEDRIVER DROPS HOLLY DOWN TO THE GROUND! HOLLY IS DOWN AS ANDRE GOES FOR THE PIN RIGHT HERE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
Jake Mercer: LOOK! MARY IS RUNNING INTO THE RING! SHE’S ABOUT TO BREAK UP THE PIN!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: JONNY! SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF MARY TO SEND HER DOWN TO THE MAT!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘GATTI’ plays up to the cheers of the crowd as Andre Walker drags himself up to his feet. Jonny Airhart is seen leaning against the ropes, slowly shaking his head as he reluctantly makes his way over to him. The ref comes in between them before the both of them can do anything as he hands Andre the New Breed Championship before raising both of their hands in the air)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here are your winners… THE TEAM OF THE NEW BREED CHAMPION ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!! AND JONNY AIRHART!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: What a match! Despite the obvious bad blood between both Andre and Jonny, they managed to pull through and get the win against some tight competition! Both Mary and Holly were close on multiple occasions to getting the biggest win of both of their collective careers, but in the end, both of them just weren’t enough to secure the victory against them!
Jake Mercer: :wtf: That’s the most defective team of all time and they still managed to win. WHERE’S THE MAGIC POWERS HOLLY!
Stew-O: But I don’t think we’re done here…
(Both Andre and Jonny look at one another, finally face to face. Both of them taunt one another, Jonny boasting and bragging about himself as Andre looks at his title before simply raising it in the air. Both of them show their own signs of pride as that’s the last shot seen before Dynasty fades out to commercial break from there)
(A commercial for Fruity Pebbles starring Drake King is shown)
(Dynasty’s broadcast brings the viewing audience back to ringside at the World 1 Theatre as the camera pans over the empty ring just before “Surfin’ [ft. Pharrel Williams]” by Kid Cudi begins to play throughout the PA system. The virtual audience’s deafening cheers begin just as Serena Bennett steps out onto the stage at the top of the ramp, a bright and playful smile shown on her face as the camera zooms in just before she begins her descent to the ring.)
Jake Mercer: All week long, I’ve been curious to see just what Serena Bennett would have to say regarding the offer that’s been laid out on the table for her from our Beloved Brother, Dr. Angelo D’angelo.
Stew-O: You and me both, Jake. I thought for certain that Serena would be more focused on the Universal Women’s Championship above everything else, but last week, it did seem that her goals were a little more closely aligned with her Shea Butter Babies partner after initiating an onslaught on Charlie Marr and Veena Adams after their victory last week!
Flannery McCoy: The world is Serena’s oyster, she has all the options in the world right now! While I know she misses the UWC over her shoulder and while I’m sure she wants a little payback after Darcy’s cash-in, she might be able to find something of substance to seek her teeth into if she aligned herself with a man as influential as Dr. Angelo D’angelo is becoming in the industry!
(Serena, now in the ring, lazily leans over the edge of the ropes with a microphone in hand as she stares out into the virtual audience inside of the World 1 Theatre, the hard camera capturing the playful smirk worn on her face as she waits for her music to die down.)
Serena Bennett: It’s been a looooong last few weeks, man. Like, I’ve yet to take advantage of an opportunity to discuss my feelings about the Universal Women’s Championship match that’s taking place at Shock Value this weekend. C’mon, Harper Lee just LOST a fucking championship at the last FPV, FAILED to secure one just three weeks ago on Dynasty, and y’all throwing her at ANOTHER championship when Lisa Wren is RIGHT THE FUCK THERE? 🤨 But iight. Nah, I’ve no real interest in investing any more time on Voltage free-per-views this season, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t feel some type of way about not getting the rematch I know I damn well deserve. I’m salty. A tad bitter. But I’ma be nice, regardless of my own personal feelings about my match at King of Elite and the new “leader” of EAW’s Women’s Division as if we don’t know good and well that bitch is just another placeholder ‘til it’s time for me to reclaim my place. It’s amazing just how quick some of these motherfuckers are to quickly write off the hard work and tremendous effort of the only Black woman in recent history to have electrified these audiences and this industry the way I have, damn near three times over now. Some other inbred white bitch strolls onto EAW territory and I GUESS ‘cause she’s a bit more coherent than the rest and talks a helluva lot, y’all figure that’s enough to hype that bitch up to the point that she think she can roll up in here and undo ALL of the hard work EYE been doing from the jump, from scratch, home grown, instead of capitalizing off someone ELSE’s work and effort, it makes me sick. But that’s what this industry’s all about, isn’t it? Mhm. Has been since day one. And it’s hilarious, y’all thought you was tired of me highlighting the importance of a Black woman at the forefront of a Women’s division in an industry that had never once catered to the interests of or the equal representation of fifty percent of the fucking human population before, well, shiiiiiidddd. I promise you, we only just getting started out here.
(Serena leans up from the ropes, taking a few steps backwards to reset herself at the center of the ring. She allows the audience a moment to applaud just before raising the microphone back to her lips, her playful smile subsiding as she continues.)
Serena Bennett: I made a promise to the world, to communities all over the globe that I was finna represent them. Lead us into a brand new era of professional wrestling where a Black female stood at the top of her division, slowly making her way to the top of the entire industry. It was obvious from the get go that Serena was a stand out talent, that I was already next in line to be a role model, the leader of the women’s division. I changed the EAW culture for the better, in every which way imaginable, cuz. Black women needed respectable representation, and they got it now, thanks to me. While it started off as a pandering scheme at first, I turned it into something far greater, I took it and ran with it and changed the game forever. This company needed more women of color after the few Black women that we did have weren’t worth shit–and I’ve already set myself apart from the rest of them, I already let you all know loud and clear that Serena Bennett ain’t gon’ be the type to dip off and follow a crowd, ‘cause I think independently. My excitement when it comes to my accomplishments and career-changing matches has never been about how many times I lost, or won. I steal the fuckin’ show every single time, had memorable moments, made heads turn, captivated audiences around the world, and have only used that to further enhance myself and my career and my mission. Everything I do is for the betterment of this division. And I dedicated so much of myself to EAW and for what? To be disregarded? To be insulted? To be spoken ill of? To become the poster child for bad luck in an EAW ring, the only woman to have EVER been cashed-in on, TWICE, and my career ain’t even three years old? Yup. Uhuh. It is what it is, man. They’ll do any and everything to silence an outspoken Black woman like me, and I’ve had it up to HERE with the bullshit, I been dealing widdit for far too long, son. These motherfuckers got me heated now, and I’m not cooling off or simmering down until I make it PERFECTLY clear how prominent I am in this business.
(Taking a moment to gather her thoughts, Serena lowers the mic and runs a hand through her hair, biting her lip as the virtual audience gives her an encouraging pop. Doing her best to keep her tone even and to keep her frustration under control, she continues after a brief moment.)
Serena Bennett: To think at some point, I almost let you insecure and dumbass fucking cacs convince me I was doin’ a little too much when it came to placing the race card every opportunity I could get–’cause, really, man, what ISN’T fucking racist at this point? Fuck allat. I’ll be damned if I ever let another one of y’all try to silence me or make a joke out of me and my mission ever again. Shit ain’t sweet. You motherfuckers CLEARLY have a lot more to learn. Or I was s’posed to forgive y’all for making me the face of your bullshit Black History Month marketing material ‘cause Elite Answers Wrestling FINALLY decided–in it’s thirteen year history–that it was time to show some appreciation to your Black Elitists? As if y’all motherfuckers would have ever done such a thing if it weren’t for ME and ALL that I’ve done to call you dickheads out on your shit. But we’ll talk about that later. I’ve had a LOT on my mind the past few days regarding my last conversation with the Beloved Brother and about the truth he been spittin’ lately. And after last week, seems like the whole goddamn world been waiting to hear what my, uh, decision is gonna be regarding he and Vizzy’s offer. Doubt a single one of you ‘bout to be surprised about what I’m finna say in the next few seconds, but just so it’s clear, D’angelo, I–
(“Bad Guy” by Morrison begins to play throughout the World 1 Theatre PA system. Accompanied onto the stage with a thunderous chorus of boos from the virtual audience, come Charlie Marr and Veena Adams, each with a microphone in their hand. Wasting little to no time, Veena begins screeching into her microphone over the music that eventually cuts off as they make their way down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Veena Adams: Look, Serena, I hate to be that guy, not really, but nobody gives a fuck. I’ve had my fill of you taking up precious time slots on MY show and wasting literally EVERYONE’S time with your garbage takes and race baiting and trying to make us all feel sorry for you as if we could ever sympathize with a dummy as intellectually and athletically challenged as you are. Get the fuck over it and MOVE ON.
Charlie Marr: Let me guess what the next few words out of your mouth were about to be something along the lines of “Hey, D’angelo, I’m turning down your offer so I can take another several month long hiatus so I can make peace with my inadequacy, only to be handed another undeserved title shot when I pull another momentous and useless return stunt as if anybody wants me around to begin with?” Exactly. Save your breath, and us all the trouble. We don’t need to go through another moment of this pathetic fucking Serena Bennett sob story. We’ve had over two years worth of this nonsense, and there are much more valuable things Dynasty could be spending its time on. Quit your desperate grasps for relevancy and make yourself useful, definitely not in the field of professional wrestling. These people are in need of tasteful entertainment, and you certainly aren’t capable of delivering an ounce of what Veena and I can give them.
Serena Bennett: You mean the way the two of you blatantly racist, obviouslly sexist, casually prejudiced dickheads critiquing and targeting Black Elitists for no fucking reason at all? The fuck is so entertaining about that, exactly? I ain’t even say shit to or about either one of you, and here y’all go, inserting yourself right into my goddamn business AGAIN. C’mon, now, it’s getting to be a lot. Trust, if anyone’s desperate for relevancy out here, it sure as hell ain’t me. Sick of the both of you, and that’s exactly why y’all got your asses handed to you just last week. Y’all next in line for another one at the hands of yours truly the way y’all insist on carrying on.
(As Serena continues to speak, Charlie and Veena have begun their way up the steel steps and onto the apron. As Charlie holds the ropes open so that Veena may enter, Serena finishes her last few words, waiting for them to enter the ring fully so she may continue.)
Serena Bennett: Exactly. Y’all swear up and down these locker room hallways that nobody gives a fuck about what Serena has to say, that my thoughts and my experience don’t matter at all, and yet, week after week, y’all stay using my name for clout, to cause some controversy, to piss a bitch off and get a lil’ bit of buzz surrounding ya name as if the last thing you should want is attention from lil’ ol’ me. It’s obvious why the two of you needed each other to begin with. This the most relevant Charlie Marr has been in a goddamn year, who’s the one that’s reaching, bro?
Charlie Marr: Shut up, bitch. You don’t even know what the fuck you’re talking about. Charlie Marr has always been relevant and will continue to remain relevant in this business regardless of whether or not your delusional ass agrees. I don’t need Veena and she doesn’t need me. However, if we make each other better, then why would we not come together? It seems obvious, but clearly it went over your miniscule brain. And unlike you, I don’t have a raging ego that won’t let me give praise when it is due. In fact, I have no problem acknowledging the space you’ve etched out for yourself in this business. But I also have no problem acknowledging that that space has since eroded, and you don’t have anything left going for you if not the classic racially-based arguments to fall back on when there’s nothing else you can do. If you did anything noteworthy of late, I might have something nice to say about you, Serena. Veena on the other hand…
(Charlie slowly turns his attention to Veena Adams who crosses her arms over her chest. She smiles sweetly at him as he runs his tongue across his bottom lip.)
Charlie Marr: Veena deserves praise and adulation because she brings the best out of me and enables me to become the best possible Elitist I can be. That’s a win for me as an Elitist, and it’s a win for her as a member of Dynasty management. A confident and on-form Charlie Marr is the best wrestler in this company and is a global superstar, why wouldn’t she want that?
Serena Bennett: Uh, I dunno, maybe ‘cause Charlie Marr is a corny ass, cringe-worthy, ugly and irritable goblin? Smelly ass bitch, wash ya goddamn ass before you come for me, again, bitch, don’t make me have to hand you and your bitch another L, lord only knows Veena can hardly afford another after suffering the way she been all season, got all that Adams money and it went straight to waste on this talentless, insufferable wretch.
Veena Adams: HILARIOUS, Serena. Real funny. So charming. It’s no wonder why you took the wrestling industry by storm. 🙄 I don’t care how you look at it, Sere-re, but there’s at least ONE other person you can thank for your success on Dynasty this season, and it’s the woman who had at least fifty-percent of control over your career on Dynasty: ME! You’d have never found yourself in War Games if I didn’t sign off and ALLOW you to work alongside Uncle Ryan and Impact. You’d have never even received an opportunity at the Universal Women’s Title after Pain for Pride if it weren’t for myself and StarrStan for drafting YOUR useless ass and allowing you the shot in the first place. I’m the one who REALLY runs shit around here. Dynasty is my show, don’t you ever forget that. This is my ring, and you’re only able to be here and compete in it because I allow you to. Fuck you for trying to look down your nose at me and my career. I don’t have to prove myself to YOU at all. Especially since it’s no question whether or not I can hang in the ring with a lost cause like you–
Serena Bennett: Yawn.
Veena Adams: Yawn all you want. But it’s the truth, Serena. And I promise you, you’re going to find out exactly how well I can hold my own sooner than you think–
Flannery McCoy: OH MY GOD! CHARLIE MARR WITH A KICK STRAIGHT TO SERENA BENNETT’S GUT! THAT’S ENOUGH TO CAUSE HER TO BUCKLE HER OVER AND–HOLY SHIT, VEENA FOLLOWING UP WITH A THUMBS UP! A THUMB STRAIGHT TO BENNETT’S WINDPIPE!
Stew-O: FUCK, THAT’S GOT TO HURT! Serena falls down to her knees! Now, Veena and Charlie circling Serena, both grinning wildly, they have her exactly where they want her, and Serena is HELPLESS out here–she has barely caught her breath, she’s grabbing at her throat, gasping for air–
Jake Mercer: AND CHARLIE MARR LOOKING TO CAPITALIZE ON THAT–A REAR NAKED CHOKE TO BENNETT! SERENA CAN DO NOTHING BUT SCRATCH AND CLAW ON THE FOREARM OF CHARLIE MARR, AS SHE CAN’T EVEN BREATHE OUT HERE! HE’S GOING TO END HER, RIGHT HERE! THIS IS A GODDAMN HATE CRIME! Veena is absolutely bursting at the seams at the sight of Charlie Marr as he squeezes the LIFE out of Serena Bennett and–WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD ON!
(Charlie Marr is quick to release the hold, forcefully pushing Serena onto the ground face first before he and Veena quickly dart out of the ring. The Visual Prophet, with Dr. Angelo D’angelo close behind, has come storming down the ramp with a steel chair in hand. He slides under the ring rope just as Charlie and Veena manage to escape.)
Flannery McCoy: HERE COMES VIZ! The Visual Prophet and Dr. Angelo D’angelo comes to Serena’s aid here, and Viz is fully armed with a steel chair that he’s now thrown straight at Charlie’s head, while Veena and Charlie look for cover at the timekeeper’s station!
Stew-O: D’angelo checking on Serena as she grabs hold of her throat again, and my GOD is she angry! D’angelo and Viz now helping Bennett to her feet as she reaches for a microphone–Serena, how the hell are you even able to speak after that blow to the windpipe?!
Serena Bennett: (in a weak, scratchy, hoarse voice) Charlie and Veena…I want you both to know…that I’ve ACCEPTED Dr. Angelo’s offer…
(The virtual audience cheers wildly for Serena, still leaning onto the Visual Prophet for support as Dr. Angelo D’angelo carefully watches onward. She swallows hard into the microphone before starting up again, Veena shown grabbing tightly onto Charlie’s arm in the timekeeper’s area.)
Serena Bennett: (still hoarse) And with Viz at my side…I’m not standing down…from taking on…either one of you…
(The virtual audience cheers again as Serena pulls away from Viz, standing on her own two feet while Viz and D’angelo egg the crowd on. Veena frees herself from Charlie’s arms and quickly tears the microphone out of Stephie Love’s lap.)
Veena Adams: To hell with this! I’ve had it up to here with your shit, and if you won’t listen to reason, then Charlie and I will just have to take the trash out ourselves. You want to get it on with us so badly? Then fine. At Reckless Wiring, Charlie and I are going to give The Shea Butter Babies EXACTLY what they want, and I’m getting my hands on the both of you. Maybe then, you’ll understand just how important it is to keep your fucking place on MY brand.
(Veena drops the mic and grabs hold of Charlie’s hand, leading him away from the timekeeper’s station, around the ring, and back up the ramp as “Don Life” begins to play throughout the World 1 Theatre speakers.)
Stew-O: Another INCREDIBLE match announced for Reckless Wiring! The Shea Butter Babies against the team of Charlie Marr and Veena Adams!
Jake Mercer: SCREW THE MATCH–THE SHEA BUTTER BABIES ARE OFFICIALLY BACK TOGETHER! THE BELOVED BROTHER HAS DONE IT AGAIN! ANOTHER WIN FOR THE CULTURE! OUR BLACK KINGS AND QUEENS STAY WINNING! ✊🏿
Flannery McCoy: The team of Charlie Marr and Veena Adams, Ad Infinitum, has certainly become a force to be reckoned with. We all know exactly what the Shea Butter Babies are capable of, but I can only hope they haven’t bitten off more than they can chew for this match, that I am INCREDIBLY excited to see!
Stew-O: More Dynasty after this commercial break ladies and gentlemen, stay tuned!
(As Charlie and Veena watch onward at the top of the stage, the Visual Prophet and Serena Bennett each take a turnbuckle facing the ramp to pose in, standing tall as they talk their shit off-mic directed at Ad Infinitum. Dr. Angelo D’angelo is applauding proudly at the center of the ring, hardly able to contain his own excitement regarding Serena’s decision just before Dynasty fades to commercial break.)
(A commercial for HBO Max and their new movie, “Andrea Valentine vs. Serena Riot: The Kai Cut” which will most likely be underwhelming and anticlimactic)
(Camera transitions back to the Dynasty arena as we are shown Stephie Love in the ring awaiting the next contest)
(DING!! DING!! DING!!)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALLLLL!!!
(“Il vento d’oro” by Yugo Kanno blast throughout the speakers to a huge positive response as MITSUBACHI makes his entrance down to the ring)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, From Soka, Saitama Japan! Weighing in at 187 Pounds!! “The Reborn” MITSUUUUUBAAAAACHIIIIIII
(“Pure Water” By Skepta blast throughout the World 1 Theater as Dray Fontana intensely makes his way through the curtain with all black gear and a black fur cut sleeve jacket and down the ramp as he enters the ring to an adamant display of displeasure from the crowd)
Stephie Love: Introducing his opponent, From Kingston Upon Thames, England, United Kingdom! Weighing in at 200 Pounds!! “The Prince” DRAAAAYYYYYYYY FONTANAAAAAAA!!!!
(DING!! DING!! DING!!)
Stew: There’s the bell as we start this contest off. Dray Fontana from the jump swings for a clothesline. MITSUBACHI CATCHES HIM WITH A WAIST LOCK GO BEHIND AND IMMEDIATELY PLANTS DRAY ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! FOLDING HIS OPPONENT LIKE AN ACCORDION! Fontana trying to stir up to his feet.. TYRANT REVENGE. KNEE RIGHT TO THE FACE BEFORE FONTANA CAN RISE TO HIS FEET! MITSUBACHI COVERS!!!
Referee: ONNNEEEEEE….TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO…THRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
(DING!! DING!! DING!!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….. MITSUUUUUUUBAAAAACHIIIII!!!!
(“Il vento d’oro” by Yugo Kanno blast throughout the speakers as MITSUBACHI quickly rises up and raises his hand and begins to celebrate his dominant victory)
Jake Mercer: That was great wasn’t it? A competitive match here on Dynasty, who needs a Mr. DEDEDE or a Visual Prophet when we have Dray Fontana and MITSUBACHI putting on six star classics like this!
Stew: Dray didn’t seem in the game here tonight, this is weird considering he’s challenged for the World Heavyweight title, he’s definitely not a scrub in the ring!
Flannery McCoy: MITSUBACHI was just the better man racking up the victory tonight in dominant fashion and I think it’s time we watch a guy like this closely, you don’t beat some of the best in the world within thirty seconds and we turn a blind eye!
(One last shot of MITSUBACHI celebrating airs before camera pans elsewhere)
(A commercial for Caillou featuring Xander Payne as he hits Last Sedation on Caillou, no matter the age, race, or gender, you’re getting the Payne :ufdup:)
(“2nd Sucks” by A Day To Remember begins to play in the World 1 Theatre as the fan-favorite Dynasty General Manager, StarrStan comes out with a standing ovation as expected. The authority figure is in his usual suit and holds a microphone in his hand as he walks down the ramp.)
Jake Mercer: These fans chanting obviously don’t know what’s going on behind the scenes. I asked him for a bigger paycheck, and Starr straight up told “you’re the worst out of the 3, be grateful you have an equal paycheck”! I AM OFFENDED! How dare he hold down a beautiful young black man like me???
Stew-O: I mean… he right. What do you think, Flan?
Flannery McCoy: I don’t like being rude but… no comment.
Jake Mercer: Y’all just tryna see a black fella like me fail.
Stew-O: But you…
Jake Mercer: Shhh!!!
(Meanwhile, StarrStan’s got into the ring. “2nd Sucks” fades away as so do the noises of the crowd, getting focused on what the General Manager is about to say.)
StarrStan: Alright, so as you all heard, Reckless Wiring has been moved a week back, which means we’ll see it take place on April 3rd. This is for sure exciting for all of us as you can all witness the amazing events that will take place a week earlier!
**Crowd cheers**
StarrStan: And well, along with that, I have a HUGE announcement to make regarding the near future of Dynasty!
Jake Mercer: Oh my god, is he gonna give me that stimmy stimmy? The salary I deserve? I put in so much work, I deserve it damn. :noah:
Stew-O: I’m sure you getting money wouldn’t be a huge announcement.
**Crowd cheers louder**
StarrStan: Alright! There’s going to be a GOLD RUSH TOURNAMENT in the near future, featuring eight of Dynasty’s TOP ELITISTS, a tournament which will all culminate at GRAND RAMPAGE!!!!
**Crowd explodes in cheers, so loud that some screens literally break**
Stew-O: And oh my god, quite the announcement we just got from our beloved GM!! :damn: :damn:
Flannery McCoy: :wow: I’m truly excited to see who the 8 elitists will be and who will come out the winner.
StarrStan: BUT! I’m not only here for that, because as you all know Reckless Wiring is approaching us soon, and as it’s been the case every year, it’s time we announce the stipulation which YOU, the FANS supporting EAW will get to vote on!!! First! Adam Lucas vs MITSUBACHI, a contest of two of the top rising stars over on Dynasty. The first stipulation is…
StarrStan: LAST MAN STANDING!!! The two will fight until one of them is knocked out, as the referee will count to ten, and the person to be on their feet by the count of 10, will be declared the winner. Next, is the HARD TEN MATCH! This match is contested on a points system, where the points are earned for the use of weapons. The first person to earn ten points — and be up by at least two points — wins. Regular strikes with a weapon are worth one point, while putting an opponent through a table is worth five. It should be noted that, unlike the tables match, a wrestler simply moving out of the way and letting an opponent put themselves through a table does count in this match type. And to the last match type, the LION’S DEN MATCH!! The Lion’s Den match is a match where a wrestler must knock out their opponent unconscious or make them submit inside an octagonal cage. The rules are made to mimic mixed martial arts matches, with the octagonal cage meant to mimic the cage used of course, in mixed martial arts.
Stew-O: Well, if these are the first set of stipulations revealed, I can only imagine how much crazier it’s gonna get.
Jake Mercer: Reckless Wiring will see one huge genocide!!
Stew-O: Bro what…
Flannery McCoy: Do you even know what that word means?
Jake Mercer: Hi.
StarrStan: NEXT!! Shea Butter Babies, the team of the former World Heavyweight Champion The Visual Prophet and the former two-time Universal Women’s Champion Serena Bennett, taking on my second in command Veena Adams and Charlie Marr. To start off, these are all Tornado Tag Team matches, so without further ado, FIRST, STEEL CAGE MATCH! All 4 wrestlers will be locked into a Steel Cage, where the only way to escape is by both members of a team escaping the cage or by pinning or submitting their opponents. SECOND, THE DOUBLE HELL MATCH! In these matches exploding (or non-exploding) barbed wire is put up at two sides of the ring, and the other two are left with nothing. However, at ringside on the empty sides, there are huge boards laden with barbed wire and landmines/explosives – and sometimes glass. Which makes it a lot easier for a participant to fall out of the ring. And last but not least, BAREFOOT THUMBTACK MATCH!
*Crowd cheers loud as hell*
StarrStan: :wtf: Well, I can say that’s not the reaction I expected. In this match, both teams have bare feet, and there’s a large container in the middle of the ring containing thousands of thumbtacks in the middle of the ring that are legal to use.
Flannery McCoy: Wow. Whichever one of these stipulations is chosen, this is for sure about to be a very brutal contest we’ll have on our hands.
Jake Mercer: Of course, but you all know kang and kween gonna walk out with the win! Stan Shea Butter Babies for ✨clear skin.✨
StarrStan: Up next is the New Breed Championship match between the champion Andre Walker who’s done amazing things with that title and the newcomer Jonny Airhart. FIRST, TABLES, LADDERS & CHAIRS!! This is a ladder match variation, which if modified to co-emphasize two other weapons – tables and chairs. The New Breed Championship is suspended above the ring, and the person who climbs up the ladder and unhooks the title walks out the winner. NEXT, THE DOOMSDAY CHAMBER OF BLOOD!!! This match is a variation of the Sadistic Madness match, used back at Bloodsport. It takes place inside of a barbed wire topped cage, in which an opponent must be bleeding before a wrestler can legally pin them – and LAST, THE TAIPEI DEATHMATCH!!!!! Used back at last year’s Reckless Wiring where Kassidy Heart would successfully defend her National Elite Championship, it is a variation of a “hardcore-style” professional wrestling match where the combatants’ fists are taped and dipped into glue and crushed glass, allowing shards to stick to their fists. New environments for both the competitors in this match, but the New Breed division never disappoints and Andre and Jonny will steal the show.
Jake Mercer: I hope the Taipei Deathmatch wins just so Andre can punch Jonny’s face and he can shut up about being so beautiful when I’m clearly the most beautiful person in the world.
Flannery McCoy: Self-proclaimed…
StarrStan: Now, here’s the stipulations for the PURE Championship match between Limmy Monaghan and Chris Elite, a match which will be purely amazing. Starting off, SUBMISSIONS COUNT ANYWHERE!! This is a variation of the Falls Count Anywhere match, which we’ve recently seen at King of Elite between Jack Ripley and Bronson Daniels, but with the twist of the only way to win by submission, either making your opponent tap out or pass out, ANYWHERE IN THE ARENA! Second, the FIGHT PIT!! The champion and his challenger fight inside of a ring bereft of ropes and turnbuckles, but instead the canvas will be surrounded by steel. Unlike the traditional cage matches, there will be no doors – and instead, the cage is going to be surrounded by raised platforms. The only way to win is by submission or knock out. And of course, the third stipulation is the CATCH-AS-CATCH CAN MATCH!!!! In this match there’s allowed any hold given that is not intended to inflict injury thus typically contained mostly submission amateur-style wrestling. This match is altered to stipulate that a wrestler may lose by going to or being forced to the arena floor, like in a battle royal.
Stew-O: Wow. Seems like both of these two will have to bring in their technical sides. What a match we’re about to see.
Flannery McCoy: The PURE division is amazing, and this match will show exactly why.
StarrStan: And of course, the match you’ve all been waiting for. LETHAL CONSEQUENCES VS XANDER PAYNE FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!! STARTING OFF STRONG – “I QUIT” – is what one of these two will need to say for the other to walk out World Heavyweight Champion! Anything goes and they have to inflict enough brutality on each other for one to give up and yell “I quit”. Then, THE CRAZY 8 MATCH!!! This involves placing the World Heavyweight Championship belt at the top of a scaffold with the first wrestler to retrieve it being declared the winner. Placed in and around the ring for the wrestlers to utilize during the match are one side of a steel cage, two trampolines, and four rope swings. And of course, the LAST stipulation which you, the people, can vote on – THE DOME OF DEATH!!! This match was introduced at last year’s Reckless Wiring where Drake King retained his World Heavyweight Championship against Osamu Archichida and TLA – considering it a staple stipulation for Dynasty just as Showdown has the Armageddon Hell in a Cell and Voltage has Barbed Wire Massacre, in the Dome of Death anything goes and as the name suggests, it’s one huge dome with steel bars engulfing the ring, with the sides curved in. The only way of winning is by escaping the dome via the hole at the top center.
StarrStan: And with that being said – that’s all. An exciting set of stipulations that will all showcase why Dynasty is the best brand. I can’t wait to see what you, the people watching at home pick for all of these and how great the landscape of Dynasty will be from now onto the road to Pain For Pride.
(“2nd Sucks” plays once again as StarrStan leaves the microphone on the ground and then proceeds to walk out to the cheers from the crowd.)
Flannery McCoy: Reckless Wiring is looking very exciting and you gotta wonder, who will even walk out retired out of the event with these stipulations?
Jake Mercer: Oh come on Flannery, our elitists are built different, they’ll come back the next week like nothing happened. They’re all great – especially the black ones. :blessed:
Stew-O: Not one bad stipulation has been said by StarrStan, and Reckless Wiring will be one event to for sure look forward to, like always!
(One last shot of StarrStan leaving down the ramp is shown as the feed fades to black)
(A commercial for Texas starring Ronan Malosi, being a role model and showing you how to properly wear your MAGA hat and burn down the Capitol)
(‘M3tamorphosis’ by Playboi Carti and Kid Cudi hits, as Impact steps out onto the stage with boos from the virtual crowd. Impact walks down the ramp with confidence as he makes his way down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for.. ONE FALL!! Making his way to the ring.. From Seattle, Washington.. Weighing in at 221lbs.. He is The Most Watched Champion in History… IMPACT!!!
Stew-O: Last week Impact informed us all that he would be taking on any and every challenge that comes his way. He’ll be hosting open matches against himself for anyone that wants their shot at one of the most decorated Elitists in the history of this company.
Flannery McCoy: This is definitely something that opens up opportunities for any Elitist that wants to make a name for themselves.
(‘You Know My Name’ By Chris Cornell hits, as Adam Lucas steps out onto the stage. The crowd shifts into cheers as he smiles out and waves to the virtual crowd. Adam continues his way down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent.. From New York!! Weighing in at 231lbs.. ADAM LUCAS!!
Stew-O: Speaking of opportunities, Adam Lucas has a big opportunity at Reckless Wiring where he’ll face MITSUBACHI in a number one contenders match for the PURE Championship. Imagine if he were able to knock off Impact here tonight, THEN earn himself a shot at championship gold. This could be a huge few weeks for the young Elitist!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: There’s the bell and this match is underway! Impact and Adam Lucas circle around the center of the ring before tying up with one another! A standing side headlock is applied by Impact, as he squeezes tightly on Adam’s head! Lucas wraps his arms around the waist of the former world champion, and pulls both of their bodies towards the side ropes behind him! They bounce off of the ropes, as Lucas goes to shove Impact off, but instead Impact drops down to a knee to keep hold of Lucas while applying more pressure. The veteran is playing it smart here as he begins to wear down Adam Lucas! Lucas tries to get back up to his feet, but once again, Impact wrenches down and puts his weight into this headlock and forces Lucas back down to a knee!! You can get a good feel for the amount of pressure and struggle that Lucas is going through based on his facial expressions. However, even with the amount of pressure that Impact is applying, Adam Lucas manages to fight his way back up to his feet. Lucas keeps his arms wrapped around Impact.. AND ADAM LUCAS CONNECTS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX THAT SENDS IMPACT CRASHING DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!
Flannery McCoy: Impact pops back up to his feet, but is instantly met by quick clothesline by Adam Lucas!! Impact hits the canvas once more, then gets back up. Lucas with an irish whip to the ropes! NO!! Impact reverses it with his own irish whip! Adam hits the ropes, and rebounds back towards Impact!! SPINNING WHEEL KICK BY IMPACT!! NO!! ADAM SLIDES UNDERNEATH THE LEG AND GETS FROM BEHIND IMPACT! Impact quickly turns around.. SPINEBUSTER BY ADAM LUCAS!!! He hit that move with tremendous force, and now he has this virtual crowd going wild!! They are cheering loudly, as the New Yorker makes his way over to the side ropes. He steps his way out onto the ring apron and grabs a hold of the top rope. What is he thinking here? Impact slowly works his way up to his hands and knees, then up to his feet.. AND IT’S ADAM LUCAS WITH A SPRINGBOARD FLYING FOREARM THAT CATCHES IMPACT RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!! Impact hits the ring mat hard, then instantly rolls himself under the bottom rope and out to the ringside floor!!!
Stew-O: That was a smart move by Impact to get himself away from danger just then and there. Adam started to build up some momentum, but it seems like the much older Impact wants to slow him down a bit by finding time to re-strategize this match. Impact is clutching at his head in pain as he slowly begins to walk away from the ring.. But wait!! It’s Adam Lucas!! Lucas isn’t having any of this as he doesn’t want Impact to catch a breather at all! Lucas exits out of the ring through the ropes, and heads towards Impact. Impact notices Adam Lucas behind him, and begins to sprint around the corner of the ring, then slides back inside through the ropes! Adam quickly charges behind Impact, and slides back in as well.. BUT AS ADAM SLID BACK INTO THE RING, IMPACT WAS RIGHT THERE TO DELIVER MASSIVE STOMPS DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF LUCAS!!! Over and over again it’s Impact who continues to pelt Lucas down with these vicious stomps. Adam Lucas slowly works his way up to his hands and knees, but Impact grabs him by his hair and delivers a strong headbutt that drops Adam back down to the canvas of the ring!
Jake Mercer: There’s been a whole lot of Impact in this match!!
Flannery McCoy: Way to be punny.
Jake Mercer: Can’t resist when we find ourselves inside the Impact Zone!!
Flannery McCoy: :francis:
Stew-O: Adam Lucas scoots himself over to the corner turnbuckles where he gets himself into a seated position. Meanwhile, we can hear this virtual crowd boo loudly at Impact for his recent actions in this match against one of their Dynasty favorites. Impact simply just smiles out to all of the boos and makes his way over to the other end of the ring, as Adam Lucas works his way up to a standing position in the corner.. Impact charges in.. RUNNING BODY SPLASH INTO THE CORNER AS IMPACT COLLIDES WITH ADAM LUCAS!! Impact now grabs a hold of Adam’s head.. RUNNING BULLDOG CONNECTS BY THE FORMER WORLD CHAMP AS HE PLANTS ADAM’S FACE RIGHT INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!! Adam Lucas quickly turns onto his back as he lays down facing the ceiling of the World 1 Theatre. Impact quickly pops up to his feet and runs to the side ropes.. FLIGHT SIGHTS!!! THE LIONSAULT BY IMPACT CONNECTS AS HE CRASHES DOWN ONTO THE BODY OF ADAM LUCAS AND HOOKS THE LEG!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: And there’s the kickout by George Lucas’ nephew!!
Flannery McCoy: Nephew?
Jake Mercer: Yep, back during the creation of the original Star Wars movies, Adam Lucas was a stunt double for George’s movies because of how quick and agile he was.
Flannery McCoy: You do realize that Adam Lucas wasn’t even born yet during the making of the originals right?
Jake Mercer: There’s no time to answer that. We’ve got a match to call!
Stew-O: Yes we do, and this is where Impact is the most dangerous. He has Adam Lucas down, and turns him onto his stomach. Impact now gets on top of Adam and grabs him by the head and neck.. What does he intend on doing here? It looks like.. IT’S THE COBRA CLUTCH! THE MILLENNIAL INCARCERATION HAS BEEN APPLIED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING BY IMPACT!! Adam Lucas is in tremendous pain right now, as Impact pulls back on his head and neck. This is putting so much pressing on Lucas’ spine as well as his abdomen. Impact is stretching Adam far more than his body is supposed to be stretched and we can see the pain in Adam’s facial expressions right now! Adam is going through so much right now, but it seems like this crowd isn’t letting him quit! Impact has a tight grip, but this crowd continues to cheer on Adam Lucas, and it’s giving him the strength to fight back!! Lucas gets one of his knees from under him, then gets the other.. Lucas now works himself up to his feet, as he has Impact in a piggy back position.. AND ADAM LUCAS RUNS BACKWARDS INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!! HE JUST BLASTED IMPACT RIGHT INTO THOSE TURNBUCKLES, AS IMPACT RELEASES HIS GRIP ON ADAM!!! Adam now sprints his way over to the far ropes, as Impact slowly steps his way from out of the corner.. Adam bounces back.. BASEMENT DROPKICK TO THE KNEE BY LUAS!!! IT CONNECTS AS IMPACT DROPS DOWN TO ONE KNEE!! Adam stays right in front of Impact.. AND BLASTS HIM RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE WITH A BEAUTIFUL KICK!!! Impact falls to his side in the center of the ring!!
Flannery McCoy: Adam is definitely showing us some fight, and I don’t think he’s done, because now he has a hold of Impact’s legs. He locks them in with his own, and turns the hall of famer over.. SHARPSHOOTER THE SHARPSHOOTER IS LOCKED IN!!! Now it’s Adam’s turn in the driver’s seat of the submission hold as he leans back and wrenches at the legs of Impact, forcing his lower back to compress. This is not a position that Impact wants to be in, and he’s trying whatever he can to grab some ring ropes!! However, Adam is keeping constant pressure on his opponent!! This crowd is cheering heavily and getting behind Lucas!! He’s feeding off of this energy and screaming at the top of his lungs as he tries to put this one away!! Impact is clutching at his head and hair. He’s freaking out and nearly about to tap out!!!
Stew-O: LOOK!! It’s Komatsu Ogawa and MITSUBACHI!! They stand at the top of the stage!! Ogawa begins to charge down the ramp and towards the ring!! Adam Lucas notices this, and we all know that Lucas is going to have one hell of a match against MITSUBACHI at Reckless Wiring for a shot at the PURE Championship later on. There is no doubt in my mind that MITSUBACHI and Ogawa are trying to get in the head of Lucas right now!! Ogawa continues down the ramp and makes it to ringside, and Lucas releases Impact and begins to walk towards the side ropes. The two EAW Elitists begin going back and forth with words regarding Reckless Wiring. Obviously Ogawa is hyping up MITSUBACHI while Lucas is letting Ogawa know that he’s ready for whatever comes his way at Reckless Wiring! Lucas is now pointing at MITSUBACHI at the top of the stage and telling him to come down to the ring, but MITSUBACHI responds by telling Lucas to turn around!! Adam Lucas turns around.. EVISCERATION!!! DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER BY IMPACT CONNECTS!!! ADAM IS OUT COLD!!! IMPACT HOOKS THE LEGS!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘M3tamorphosis’ by Playboi Carti featuring Kid Cudi hits, as the crowd boos heavily. Impact rises to his feet, and gets his hand raised by the referee.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner.. IMPACT!!!
Stew-O: Incredible match in this Impact invitational. Impact will challenge anyone, and he came out on top today.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, with the help of Ogawa and MITSUBACHI. If Adam never released that sharpshooter, Impact might have tapped.
Jake Mercer: But that’s not what happened Flannery. Lucas was too focused on dealing with Ogawa that he completely forgot about the match at hand. Impact did what he needed to do and got the victory. Things like that are what’s going to hold Adam Lucas back from becoming the number one contender for the PURE Championship.
Stew-O: Overall this was a great match that could have gone either way from my point of view, but in the end it was Impact that came away victorious.
(The screen shows Adam Lucas knocked out in the center of the ring, then focuses on MITSUBACHI who stares down at his Reckless Wiring opponent from the top of the stage. The screen then fades to black.)
(A commercial for McDonalds starring Andre Walker, the official spokesperson for the fast food chain)
(The scene opens up onto a mad scene inside of EAW Headquarters in Newark, New Jersey. Bodies are sprawled amongst the floor, trash thrown everywhere, desks broken in half. The camera follows the path of broken bodies, needing to step over some just to make his way to his current destination. He has no idea what’s going on, but surely this needs to be documented)
Cameraman: Oh my God, what happened here…
(The cameraman goes to try and wake some people to see if he can get answers, and maybe ask if they’re ok. But no responses are ushered, as he continues down the path. Posters that once hung upon the wall of huge moments in EAW history are broken on the floor, desecrated with spray paint.)
Cameraman: Where the hell is security? How could this happen?
(The cameraman continues down the hall, and gets the answer that he was seeking. On the floor lie the entire security team of EAW Headquarters rendered incapcitated, and utterly useless. The cameraman goes to check on the wellbeing of the security guards, but he’s distracted by a sound not far from where they lay. The door to Mr. DEDEDE’s office is wide open, and a commotion can be heard. As he gets closer he can see spray paint all over it, with different words, and phrases; but what stands out most of all, in bold red letters “INSURGENCY” reads across the door. It’s right over DEDEDE’s nameplate seemingly sending a message. The cameraman steps through the doorway to see all four Insurgency members destroying Mr. DEDEDE’s office.)
Jake Smith: Limmy take his computer, and throw that shit out the window.
(A smirk comes across Limmy’s face as he unplugs the computer, before picking it up, and throwing DEDEDE’s computer through the glass window, shattering the window into a million pieces. The computer falling stories upon stories down to the concrete below, smashed into pieces as well.)
(Limmy takes out a knife and starts stabbing Mr. DeDeDe’s chair, and carving into the desk before flipping it over. Donovan is spray painting the word Insurgency all over the room, making sure everyone knows who was here. Maxwell has a bunch of toilet paper that he’s throwing all over the lights, and furniture in the office. Jake sits back and watches with a beaming grin on his face. Maxwell notices a giant case holding all of DeDeDe’s championship title that he’s won over the years)
Maxwell: Donovan help me with his title case!
(Donovan walks over to the other side of the case holding the titles that DeDeDe has accumulated over the years, and tips it over, smashing the glass that protected the titles inside. They then pick the case back up, and collect the titles off the ground)
Donovan Duke: Holy shit how old is this crap? Looks like something my grandpa would wear to hold his slacks up.
Maxwell: You think they’re worth anything?
Jake Smith: Just fucking burn them..
(Jake takes out a match, and a bottle of gasoline and hands it over to Maxwell. Maxwell then pours a ton of gasoline into the trash can and puts a lit match to it setting the inside ablaze. Then one by one Donovan starts handing Maxwell each title.)
Donovan Duke: Interwire.. A title he should never have had..
(Maxwell takes it and throws it into the fire)
Donovan Duke: All of his shitty Tag Team Championships that he manipulated to get
(Maxwell takes each, and throws every one of them into the fire)
Donovan Duke: World Heavyweight..
(The Cameraman has seen enough and feels as though he needs to say something)
Cameraman: HEY! You can’t do that..
(All of Insurgency look over to the cameraman as they didn’t notice him before his outburst)
Jake Smith: What the fuck you think you’re doing lurking around perv? No no, you know what? I’m glad you’re here, because everyone needs to see this. This right here is exactly what Insurgency is capable of. We infiltrated EAW Headquarters as if it was nothing. Trained security couldn’t do anything to stop us; and we made our way to such a sacred place, here in DEDEDE’s office. It doesn’t matter who it is that tries to get in our way, we take what we want. Yet people don’t want to see us as a threat? Our distinguished Chairman is no different than one of those brainless morons. If you don’t pay attention to us, you might wind up battered, and bruised, and maybe worse. I mean look at what we’ve done to your legacy DEDEDE. All your titles, gone in the blink of an eye, because we wanted it to happen. Doesn’t matter where you’re here or not, the same outcome would have occurred. As a matter of fact I think I speak for all of us, when I say that we actually would’ve preferred if you were here. It would have been so funny to watch you try and stop us, and fail miserably. So Mr Chairman.. You’re going to start paying attention to us, respecting us, and fearing us. Because this? This is only a taste of what you can expect out of our Land of Elite. Because this isn’t a land of elite, you’re looking at the only elite in this company, the four of us. Once we get this idiiotc thought that everyone here is worthy of that title, the faster we can see who truly belongs. Based on our barometer of what is Elite and what is not. We’re not messing around here ok? We’ve only just begun, and Mr. DEDEDE the destruction you see before you; the trail of blood that this here cameraman followed to your office, well that blood is on your hands. This is your fault, and I hope you can live with it, because what a sad existence you would lead if you couldn’t.
Limmy Monaghan: If you don’t mind, I’d like to get in on this..
Jake Smith: By all means
(Limmy steps in front of the camera, as Jake directions to Limmy to step on up)
Limmy Monaghan: I just want to personally thank my opponent for Reckless Wiring, Chris Elite. See I was going back rewatching some classic Suicide Kid moments during his “illustrious”.. Not going to lie, there was much to sift through.. But something did catch my eye. This moment, that’s happening right now was due to some inspiration from a moment back in 2017 when the Suicide Kid did the same thing we’re doing right now. Destroying DEDEDE’s office. So I would like you to keep an eye on what’s happening here. As you can see, what you can do? I can do better. You might have caused a bit of chaos.. But we’re causing all out panic. People are hiding under desks, fearing what might come next. We don’t fuck around; we’re not some fucking clown that does shit for laughts to get noticed. People actually fear us, and if they don’t they soon will. We will never fall into the same scenario that you find yourself; never taken seriously to the point we have to do something ridiculous to get noticed. So Chris, I really do hope you’re watching. And just like with everything else in your life, I hope you feel as inadequate as you should. Being embarrassed, put to shame, yet again.
(Insurgency looks around the room looking quite pleased with the work they did. Jake directions to the group that it’s time to go. But as they start walking out, Jake stops, and points at something)
Jake Smith: Whoa whoa whoa, what do we have here?
(Jake points to a box on one of DEDEDE’s shelves that hasn’t been touched. He grabs it, and opens it. He pulls DEDEDE’s Hall of Fame ring, and holds it up)
Jake Smith: What do you say boys?
(He puts it on his finger)
Jake Smith: Like looking into the future am I right? Might as well take this, it’s just a formality. And when we rid EAW of DEDEDE, I don’t he’ll even think he’s worthy of it. Win win!
(Smiles all around are shared as the four of them get out of Mr. DEDEDE’s office. And from there, the camera fades to black)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Stephie Love: Introducing first…
(“Tougher Colder Killer” by El-P, Killer Mike, and Despot hits to boos from the crowd. Lethal Consequences comes out with the World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder without wasting any time. Obviously he’s nursing the wounds of what happened during the contract signing, but it’s not much of a concern to him at this moment as he takes a seat on a chair at ringside.)
Stew-O: Well it looks like we are being joined by the World Heavyweight Champion. He doesn’t look so happy considering Xander put him through the contract signing table earlier in the night, so you just gotta think that this situation between the two of them has to be tense especially with him watching this match!
Jake Mercer: You think LC would actually join you peasants? He’s sitting next to me of course.
Flannery McCoy: Welp looks like he won’t be joining us at all. Get rekt Jake!
Jake Mercer: :mjcry: !!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Happy Song” by Bring Me The Horizon hits to further boos from the audience. Jordan Payne comes out to the ring attempting to punch Stephie Love in the face for her derogatory introduction.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Coventry, England weighing in at 200 pounds he is “The Bona Fide Dickhead” JOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDAN PAYNE!!!)
Flannery McCoy: Oh we got a womanbeater up in here!
Jake Mercer: He’s just trying to give her a taste of the Payne!
Stew-O: Well Jordan is about to get a taste of the Payne himself. Xander Payne that is and there is a whole lot of him to taste!
Flannery McCoy: :dame:
(“It Follows” by Cane Hill hits as Xander Payne makes his way out to the ring like a boulder rolling down a tall hill as he crashes into the ring and begins to assault Jordan Payne immediately upon entering the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent from the fabled exotic land known as Canada weighing in at 263 pounds he is “Paynekiller” XANDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PAYNE!!!
Stew-O: We won’t have long to wait for this one! LEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Lethal Consequences: :dave:
Flannery McCoy: Xander Payne is on a crusade to become the World Heavyweight Champion and he is not going to let this guy steal or slander the name Payne! He wants the name Payne on those golden nameplates on the title!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: We are underway as Xander Payne tackles Jordan Payne in the ring and he is about to unleash all kinds of Payne here tonight!
Flannery McCoy: Nah we not doing this pun the entire match.
Jake Mercer: Yes we are.
Flannery McCoy: :noah:
Stew-O: The massive Xander Payne is unmovable as he has Jordan Payne trapped and pinned down beneath him. He begins unloading with right hands beating the shit out of Jordan who seemingly cannot escape from his onslaught! The referee forces Xander off of Jordan as both men return to their feet. Jordan with a hard right but Xander fires back with a right forearm. Both men now trading strikes in the middle of the ring before it looks like Jordan gets the better of Xander with that speed advantage. But Xander with a big knee to the gut staggering Jordan back. Xander charges in but Jordan side steps tossing Xander out of the ring. Jordan now launching himself up and over the top rope as he crashes down with a Tope Con Hilo to Xander on the outside! Jordan throws his arms up in the air in excitement at the move he just hit but our fans just react with boos seemingly disliking the young star.
Flannery McCoy: They certainly agree with the nickname the ring announcer gave him. That is all I will say. Now Jordan Payne looking to capitalize as he grabs the recovering Xander Payne and tosses him back first into the barricade. Xander keels over in pain over the ring steps but Jordan just stomps on his hand on the steel causing Xander to yell out in pain. Now Jordan grabbing Xander and whips him into the ring steps. No Xander reverses! No! Jordan reverses the whip and sends Xander into the ring steps at close range! The ring steps go flying everywhere as Xander hit those things head on! Absolutely carnage at ringside tonight as Jordan is unrelenting and stalks his prey as Xander slowly tries to roll back into the ring. Lethal Consequences shown watching this at ringside clearly enjoying the suffering that Xander is taking.
Jake Mercer: Jordan Payne slams Xander Payne’s head into the ring apron which is the hardest part of the ring. Xander manages to roll up and into the ring and all the way across to the other side. Jordan stalks him as Xander pulls himself up on the apron. THUMB TO THE EYE! Xander grabs the neck of Jordan and falls pulling him down over the top rope sending him flying back in the ring. Xander back through the ropes into the ring now as Jordan suddenly back on his feet taking him down with a Dropsault! Jordan with the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Quick kickout by Xander Payne who is not going down from a simple Dropsault. Xander slowly recovers in the ring but Jordan Payne is waiting for him looking to dish out some more damage. Xander pulls himself up on the ropes. Xander weakly tries to shove Jordan away from him but Jordan just follows up with a hard shot to the face. Jordan really trying to show who the hell he is here tonight! Jordan pummeling away at Xander as he tries to return to his feet an-
Flannery McCoy: OVERDOSE! Xander Payne connects with that brutal Spinning Discus Palm Strike to the nose of Jordan! Down goes Jordan who is now bleeding heavily from the nose. Xander off the ropes and he connects with a Guillotine Leg Drop across the back of the head of Jordan! Just like that Xander has turned the tide.
Lethal Consequences: :dave:
Jake Mercer: Jordan Payne pulls himself up in the corner… but Xander Payne comes charging in! A Stinger Splash! No! Jordan moves out of the way! He charges Xander in the corner this time! But Xander ducks beneath and tosses Jordan outside! Jordan lands on the apron. The hardest part of the ring!
Stew-O: But he landed on his feet so that probably didn’t really hurt… Jordan Payne slaps the shit out of Xander Payne! Shoulder Thrust through the middle rope! NO! Xander with a Running Knee Strike to the head of Jordan! Jordan nearly falls off the apron! Xander grabs Jordan as he rolls out of the ring from beneath! PAYNEKILLER OUTSIDE THE RING! XANDER PICKS UP JORDAN… LAST SEDATION! THE POWERBOMB RIGHT ON TOP OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IN HIS CHAIR AT RINGSIDE!
Flannery McCoy: The World Heavyweight Champion just got crushed by that devastating powerbomb from Xander Payne right on top of him! His title belt just went flying! Xander now picking up the championship and staring at it intensely before tossing it back to Lethal. Xander tosses Jordan back into the ring. Xander makes his way up to the top rope… FLYING SPLASH OFF THE TOP CONNECTS ONTO THE BACK OF JORDAN PAYNE!!! XANDER CRUSHING JORDAN AS HIS ENTIRE WEIGHT COMES DOWN NEARLY BREAKING THE RING!
Jake Mercer: Xander now mockingly kicks Jordan Payne on the ground as he lifts up his limp opponent… WAIT JORDAN WITH A SMALL PACKAGE OUTTA NOWHERE!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Xander Payne kicks out just in time! Jordan Payne was playing possum! Jordan back up… but Xander with another Running Knee Strike to the head! Xander pulls Jordan up… PAYNEKILLER CONNECTS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!! Xander stomps down hard on Jordan’s nose causing even more blood to flow out of it.
(Lethal Consequences is up at ringside as he storms into the ring!!!)
Flannery McCoy: But StarrStan saw this coming after what happened earlier in the night! He’s not going to fall for it! We have security sent in by the GM to restrain him! Xander Payne laughing as Lethal Consequences is dragged out of the arena.
Lethal Consequences: :dave: !!!!!
Jake Mercer: Xander Payne now turns back on Jordan Payne in the ring. XANDER PULLS JORDAN UP… HE HITS YET ANOTHER PAYNEKILLER!!! JORDAN SPIKED ON TOP OF HIS HEAD AND HE IS OUT!!! THE COVAH!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… XXXANDERRR PPPAYNEEE!!!
(“It Follows” by Cane Hill hits as Xander Payne points to his voluptuous waist as if to signal the arrival of a belt upon it in the near future.)
Jake Mercer: Big win for a big man here tonight as Xander proves that he is the most dominant Payne in EAW! Xander is the head of the table and the rest of the family needs to fall in line!!!
Flannery McCoy: The Tribal Chief Xander Payne laying down the law here tonight and you have to imagine that Lethal Consequences is not looking forward to getting into the ring with this man anytime soon.
Stew-O: But will he not have the cojones to face him? That is the question! Don’t count Lethal Consequences out! He is the Champion after all!
(The camera cuts to a commercial for Xander Payne vs The Hood Rats a new action adventure series premiering soon on the EAW Network!!!)
(As Dynasty fades back to ringside, ‘Spotlight Saviour’ by Iggy Azalea hits for the first time in months on the red brand, and the virtual crowd gives a huge mixed reaction. The pyro in the World 1 Theatre goes off, shooting out fireworks to celebrate her return, and after a few moments Darcy May Morgan finally begins walking out to the stage with a smirk on her face, wearing the Universal Women’s Championship around her waist and carrying a microphone in her hand. She continues walking down the ramp, finally entering the ring before allowing the fans to continue both cheering and booing. Darcy soaks in the crowd’s reaction for a moment before finally beginning to speak.)
Darcy May Morgan: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION! DARCY MAY MORGAN!!
(The crowd’s reaction grows even louder as Darcy keeps the same smile on her face. Even though Darcy’s not loved by everyone, she still hasn’t appeared on Dynasty in months and this return is clearly a big deal to them.)
Darcy May Morgan: I know, I know. You all just couldn’t be happier to see me, and trust me I understand. There really is no one like me, and I’ve been away from this brand so long you guys clearly missed me. It’s been a long time since I had to appear on Dynasty for any reason and I knew you all just couldn’t wait for me to make my grand return, so here I am! Finally Darcy May Morgan is back on the red brand, the brand I became Specialists Champion on! The brand I won the Cash in the Vault briefcase on! Darcy May Morgan is back and I know you all just love to see it! Dynasty’s ratings are going to skyrocket. The product is better than ever right now and it’s all because your Universal Women’s Champion has finally returned! This is the best thing that could’ve ever happened to you guys, but don’t worry. This isn’t the last time you’ll be seeing me here, because after I defeat Harper Lee and retain my Championship I’m going to go on and beat every single challenger across any given brand, just because I can. That’s for the broader spectrum though. I’m not here tonight just to talk about what I’ll do in the future, because Shock Value still hasn’t arrived and I still have yet to even face Harper. So with that said.. WALLACE! Please get out here!
(After a few moments of waiting, Wallace slowly begins making his way out to the stage, but not without bringing down the special wheel that’s been used to determine the Shock Value stipulations over on Voltage. The virtual crowd begins cheering as they see the wheel, and as Wallace makes his way down the ramp and to the ring Darcy continues to speak.)
Darcy May Morgan: That’s right! I decided to give Dynasty a treat tonight, by spinning the wheel and giving you all the stipulation for Shock Value’s Universal Women’s Championship match!
(Wallace brings the wheel inside of the ring as the virtual crowd cheers, and Darcy walks up to the wheel as it’s placed in the center of the ring.)
Darcy May Morgan: Are you all ready?
(The crowd cheers even louder as if to answer Darcy’s question, but just before Darcy could go to spin the wheel, ‘Sweet Dreams’ by Eurythmics, Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart hits. The cheering continues, but Darcy May Morgan doesn’t look too amused as Harper Lee begins walking down the stage and towards the ting with a microphone of her own. Harper has a smile on her face now, especially seeing Darcy’s annoyance. Finally, Harper begins to speak while she’s at the bottom of the ramp.)
Harper Lee: What? You didn’t think I’d miss this did you?
(Harper walks up the steel steps, entering the ring as she continues to speak.)
Harper Lee: I wanna know the stipulation for our Shock Value match too! Pretty rude of you to try and leave me out like that Darcy. I’m your challenger and the next Universal Women’s Champion, you can’t leave me out of things like this.
Darcy May Morgan: …
Harper Lee: Go on. Spin the wheel so we can see our match stipulation! I’ll just stand over here and watch.
(Harper backs up towards the corner of the ring still with a smile on her face, as Darcy just sighs and shakes her head before turning her attention back towards the wheel. Finally, Darcy spins the wheel. The wheel keeps spinning for a while, scrolling through all of the dangerous electricity-themed stipulations, before finally the wheel starts to slow down. The spinning lasts for a few more seconds as it gets slower and slower, and both the fans’ and Harper’s anticipation grows higher and higher. Finally, the wheel stops, and the crowd begins cheering as they see the stipulation it stopped on, leaving both Harper Lee and Darcy May Morgan surprised.)
Darcy May Morgan: Shock Collar match..
Harper Lee: :krabs: WOAH, WHAT!?!?!?! A SHOCK COLLAR MATCH!?!? YES!! OH MY GOD THAT’S AWESOME!! YES YES YES!! I’ve never been in a Shock Collar match before! This is perfect! Oh my God this is gonna be the best match ever! WE’RE HAVING A SHOCK COLLAR MATCH! That’s so cool!
(Darcy just rolls her eyes seeing Harper pretty much fangirl over the match stipulation, before finally beginning to speak herself.)
Darcy May Morgan: I don’t know why you’re so excited Harper. What does it matter what stipulation our match is when you’re just going to lose anyway? Harper, I’m the face of women’s wrestling and it’s not just because I cashed in the Cash in the Vault briefcase. It’s because I actually have what it takes to hold this Championship and carry this entire division, something you’ll NEVER know anything about.
(The smiling and the celebrating stops from Harper as Darcy takes off the Universal Women’s Championship and holds it up in front of her.)
Darcy May Morgan: This Universal Women’s Championship is not leaving my side. Not at Shock Value, and not anytime soon. You’re in over your damn head if you think you have any chance of dethroning me in that Shock Collar match. You’re lucky you’re even getting the opportunity to face someone like me. I’m the one that makes all of my opponents look good, Harper. I’m the one that proves every single week that I deserve to be Champion. I’m the woman holding this Universal Women’s Championship, and that’s not because of luck. It’s not because I had an easy road to becoming Champion, it’s because I was actually good enough to be here. You can have your hopes and dreams, but at Shock Value they’re going to be crushed because you’re just not on my level. You’re not ready to be Universal Women’s Champion, so you might as well go back to the tag division with Sierra where you belong, because as long as I’m holding it you’ll never be good enough to hold this Championship-
Stew-O: AND HARPER’S HEARD ENOUGH! HARPER JUST WENT RIGHT AFTER DARCY MAY MORGAN WITH A KICK TO THE STOMACH AND NOW SHE’S PUNCHING AWAY AT THE CHAMPION! Harper Lee’s clearly gone tired of hearing Darcy May Morgan’s voice, and now she’s on the attack!
Jake Mercer: Darcy May Morgan is starting to fight back, but Harper still has the upper hand as Darcy clearly wasn’t expecting her to attack like this! Harper’s clearly fed up with everything these past few weeks though, and now she’s looking to take out the Champion!
Flannery McCoy: But there’s Wallace! Harper Lee was all over Darcy May Morgan just now but Wallace is holding her back to stop her from attacking! Harper’s trying to fight out of Wallace’s grasp but she’s clearly struggling right now! Wallace may have just saved Darcy May Morgan-
Stew-O: TTYN!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN HITS HARPER LEE WITH THE TTYN WHILE WALLACE WAS HOLDING HER! Harper had the Champion in trouble as she started a fight, but thanks to Wallace holding her back Darcy was able to knock her out with the TTYN! The fans didn’t seem to like that one, but Darcy clearly doesn’t care. Once again she’s gotten the better of her challenger, and I think that’s all that matters!
Flannery McCoy: Wow, and these two are going to face each other in a Shock Collar match? This is going to be good.
(‘Spotlight Saviour’ hits once again to a mixed reaction, this time with a bit more boos than before. Darcy looks down at Harper with a smirk on her face before finally holding up her Universal Women’s Championship, standing tall over Harper Lee alongside Wallace while Dynasty finally begins to fade from ringside.)
(A commercial for Wildest Dreams (Taylor’s Version) by Taylor Swift starring Jake Smith)
(Dynasty returns from commercial break as ‘Invincible’ by Pop Smoke begins to sound throughout the arena.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS YOUR MAIN EVENT, AND IT IS SCHEDULED FOR ONEEEE FALLLLL!!!!!
(Chris Elite confidently walks onto the stage, stoically staring down the ring, he’s all business tonight.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST, WRESTLING OUT OF BROOKLYN, NEW YORRKKKKK!!!!!!! WEIGHING IN AT 210 POOOUUUNNDDDSSSS, CHRISSSSSSSS ‘GAWD GIVEN GREATNESSSS’ ELITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: One of EAW’s most prolific competitors over the past few years, Chris Elite is still going, and he’s better than ever. 2021 hasn’t been kind to Chris Elite, he was sidelined with an injury that destroyed the Blicky Boyz’ chance of competing at King of Elite, derailing all of Chris Elite’s momentum. But he’s back on Dynasty, and looking to once again take over the singles scene!
Flannery McCoy: That’s easier said than done, especially against his opponent tonight. But if there’s any one guy whose speciality is overcoming the odds, it’s Chris Elite. He was on a hot streak before that injury, and since coming back he hasn’t missed a step yet! In fact he’s made the necks of his opponents every single week his steps! Chris Elite’s back with a new attitude, looking to compete, and become the best. He’s as focused as ever, and could very well get the job done tonight!
(‘Don Life’ by Big Sean, Lil Wayne, reverberates throughout the arena as Dr. Angelo D’Angelo walks out onto the stage, pointing to the curtain as Viz follows.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT, WEIGHING IN AT 265 POOOUUUNNNDDSSS, WRESTLING OUT OF DETROIT, MICHIGANNNNNN!!!! ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY HIS MANAGER, DR. ANGELO D’ANGELO, THE VISUALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL “MR. BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS” PROPHETTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
Stew-O: Viz suffered a defeat last week to EAW’s World Heavyweight Champion, but he won’t let that sway him. Just two weeks ago he defeated EAW’s New Breed and Pure Champion in a triple threat match. Clearly Viz is as sharp as ever, and he’s on a mission tonight to prove that against a man who he’s got a deeply rooted history with!
Flannery McCoy: Viz has looked phenomenal recently, this match is such a grand opportunity for both guys to give EAW backstage a gauge on just where the rank amongst EAW’s top dogs! They’re both main event talent, but only one man between these two will settle for being THE main event talent on Dynasty. This match is promised to be absolute fireworks, and they’re both ready for war!
(Viz throws his coat to his manager and readies himself.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: HERE WE GO! The main event is underway, the always entertaining Chris Elite soars out of the corner with a clothesline to Viz! Viz hadn’t even gotten out of the turnbuckles yet, Chris Elite’s on go tonight! Trying to get Viz in the side headlock position, but Viz shoves Chris Elite back, and the two engage in a collar and elbow tie-up in the center!
Stew-O: Viz is clearly the more powerful of these two, muscling Chris Elite back to the corner. Whispering something in the ear of Elite, it’s not a Visual Prophet match if you don’t see some of that signature Viz showboating! Now looking for a belly-to-belly suplex on Chris Elite, who’s desperately hanging onto the middle rope, he knows Viz can send him flying! Chris with an elbow to the skull of Viz, now ducking under a clothesline attempt from Viz, Chris with a ‘dickeatery stopper’! That big uppercut landed flush on Viz’ chin!
Jake Mercer: Chris needs to do just that if he’s going to topple the much bigger Visual Prophet tonight. Pick Viz apart from the outside. Now firing off another uppercut- but Viz ate that one! Rushing forward and gaining underhooks on Chris Elite! Here he goes! Viz launching Chris Elite with an underhook suplex! Chris Elite’s body rattled off the canvas! Uh oh, Viz lifting Chris off the canvas, and throwing him into the air! HE’S GOT CHRIS ELITE IN A MILITARY PRESS POSITION! Wait! Chris Elite escapes out the backdoor, landing on his feet! What athleticism! Chris fires off the pele kick-VIZ CAUGHT HIM MID KICK!
Flannery McCoy: Viz has Chris Elite in the air again! Turning Chris around, he’s got him in position for a spinebuster! Chris Elite with a headbutt, Viz is forced to drop him back to the ground! These guys are already emptying the gas tank! Chris Elite now with a punch to the jaw of Viz! Looking for another one- Viz avoided that one as he clotheslines Chris over the top rope! Chris Elite tumbling to the floor, trying to get back to the apron- BANG! Viz with a baseball slide dropkick to the teeth of Chris Elite! That one sent him flying backwards to the floor!
Stew-O: Big Viz is on fire right now! He’s heading to the outside- looking for a running shoulder block to Chris! Chris evades that one and sends Viz hurdling into the barricade! Now turning him around and stunning him with another uppercut! Thuds to the chin of Viz! Chris Elite trying for a vertical suplex, no way he gets Viz up?!?
Jake Mercer: NEVER DOUBT ‘MONEY MAKIN’ BHRIS’!!! CHRIS ELITE LIFTS BIG VIZ HIGH INTO THE AIR AND DROPS HIM TO THE FLOOR WITH A VERTICAL SUPLEX! WOW! WHAT POWER FROM ELITE! Where is he going?! CHRIS ELITE UP TO THE BARRICADE, HE’S GOING TO FLY! CHRIS ELITE LAUNCHES HIMSELF OFF THE BARRICADE WITH A FROGSPLASH!!!! A FROGSPLASH ON THE FLOOR! WOW! WHAT A MOVE FROM CHRIS, WHO’S JUST BARELY STIRRING AFTER DELIVERING THAT EPIC FROGSPLASH OFF THAT BARRICADE!! Chris Elite’s high-flying offense never disappoints!
Stew-O: Viz now being rolled back in the ring by Chris Elite, who’s still got the dials on 11! Chris now attempting to deadlift Viz off the ground, no way! He’s shown us some incredible power already, but this is crazy! CHRIS IS LIFTING VIZ UP IN POWERBOMB POSITION- But Viz with a powerful forearm to the face as Chris drops him back to the canvas! Viz up to his feet, he bodies Chris back against the turnbuckles, NOW SENDS HIM INTO THE STRATOSPHERE WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! VIZ JUST THREW ELITE INTO ORBIT!! THE VISUAL PROPHET SENDING CHRIS ELITE ACROSS THE RING, TURNING THE TIDES WITH ONE DEVASTATING SUPLEX!
Flannery McCoy: BUT CHRIS BACK TO HIS FEET, HE MEETS VIZ WITH A BOOT TO THE MIDSECTION! CHRIS OFF THE ROPES, NO! VIZ CATCHES HIM AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A SPINEBUSTER! VIZ TRYING TO PUT CHRIS ELITE THROUGH THE CANVAS WITH THAT ONE!! What a counter from Viz, who’s now heading up to the second rope! VIZ CALLING FOR SOMETHING BIG!
Stew-O: PAUSE.
Flannery McCoy: VIZ SMILING AT CHRIS ELITE, HERE HE GOES! CHRIS BACK TO HIS FEET AS VIZ FLIES OFF THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE WITH A DIVING CLOTHESLINE! HE TOOK ELITE’S HEAD OFF!! VIZ HAD DEVILISH INTENT WITH THAT CLOTHESLINE, HE GETS BACK TO HIS FEET, AND HE’S FEELING THE ENERGY! HE GOES TO THE OTHERSIDE OF THE RING, LOOKING FOR ANOTHER DIVING CLOTHESLINE! HE’S ON THE SECOND ROP- BOOM! CHRIS ELITE HITS HIM WITH A ‘HEADSHOT’! WHAT A PELE KICK FROM CHRIS! THAT ONE SENT VIZ TUMBLING OUT TO THE APRON!! What a counter from Chris Elite!
Stew-O: Dr. Angelo D’Angelo calling for Viz to get back to his feet! Chris heading out to the apron, this can’t be good! VIZ WITH A DROPKICK TO THE CHRIS ELITE, SENDING HIM INTO THE RING POST! Viz got back to his feet and managed to stun Chris with that dropkick! Now Chris stumbles towards Viz, who back body drops Chris on the apron!!!!-WAIT, CHRIS ELITE LANDS ON HIS FEET! HE LANDED ON HIS FEET, NOW RUNS BACK TOWARDS VIZ, ‘I’LL SMACK THE SHIT OUTTA YOU’!!!! HE SMACKED THE SNOT OUT OF VIZ, ROCKING HIM ON THE APRON! NOW CHRIS ELITE WITH ‘DREAMING’!!!!! AN AXE KICK TO THE BACK OF VIZ’ SKULL! THAT ONE DROPPED HIM!
Jake Mercer: CHRIS IS HEADING UP TO THE TOP ROPE, WHAT THE HELL?!??! CHRIS, NO!!!!! CHRIS ELITE WITH A 450 SPLASH TO THE VISUAL PROPHET ON THE APRONNNNNNN!!!!!!!! CHRIS ELITE LAYING IT ALL ON THE LINE TODAY, WHAT A FEAT OF ATHLETICISM! CHRIS ELITE IS ON THE FLOOR, WRITHING IN PAIN, VIZ IS DOWN AND OUT ON THE APRON STILL!! YOU COULD FEEL THE IMPACT IN THE SOLES OF YOUR FEET!! Chris is clutching at his ribs as he tries to get to his feet, that impact really hurt him. Dragging Viz back into the ring, he positions him in the corner. You know what Chris has in mind! RUNNING TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING, ‘HAWK EM’!!!!!!!! CHRIS ELITE WITH A ‘HAWK EM’!!!! RUNNING DOUBLE KNEES TO THE FACE OF VIZ!!!!
Stew-O: HE’S BRINGING VIZ BACK TO HIS FEET, CHRIS ELITE’S EYEING A FINISH RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!!!! WASTING NO TIME AT ALL, CHRIS ELITE DRIVES THE SKULL OF VIZ INTO THE CANVAS WITH ‘FACE VALUE’!!!!! THE HAMMERLOCK DDT, HE GOT ALL OF IT! CHRIS ELITE FALLS INTO THE COVER, BOTH LEGS! THIS IS GONNA BE IT!!!!
(ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!)
(TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!)
(THHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-)
Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT! VIZ POWERED OUT! VIZ SOMEHOW SHOT HIS SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS BEFORE THREE! Chris can’t believe it, but he’s not oging to let it stop him! Back to his feet, grabbing his ribs again, he’s heading to the outside! Ascending the turnbuckles, he wants to fly one more time! A big move here would surely finish this match for Viz! CHRIS ABOUT TO FL- NO! HOW IN THE WORLD?!? VIZ POPS UP TO HIS FEET, JUMPS UP THE TURNBUCKLES, AND MEETS CHRIS ON THE TOP ROPE! CHRIS IS TRYING TO GRAB THE ROPE, BUT VIZ IS A MAN ON A MISSION!
Jake Mercer: Chris Elite able to slip to the second rope, trying to powerbomb Viz from the top! Viz with hard punches to the face of Chris Elite, now Viz follows him to the second rope! WHAT THE HELL!?! VIZ SCOOPING ELITE ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, HE MADE THAT LOOK EASY! WHAT POWER FROM VIZ! OH MY GOD, WAIT A MINUTE! VIZ NOW TURNING AROUND, HE’S MANEUVERING WITH CHRIS ELITE ON HIS SHOULDERS, BARELY TEETERING ON THE SECOND ROPE! HE’S GOT HIM NOW!!!! VIZ OFF THE SECOND ROPE WITH A ‘PROPHET DRIVVVEERRRRRRRRRRRR’!!!!! A ‘PROPHET DRIVER’!!!!! HE BRINGS CHRIS ELITE CRASHING TO THE CANVAS, AND GOES FOR THE COVER, THIS COULD BE ANOTHER BIG WIN DOWN FOR THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!
(ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!)
(TWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!)
(THRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!)
Stew-O: KICKOUT! KICKCOITUTIOTKAl!!!!!!! HOW DID CHRIS ELITE POWER OUT, VIZ HIT HIM WITH A ‘PROPHET DRIVER’ ALL THE WAY FROM THE SECOND ROPE, AND CHRIS ELITE STILL KICKED OUT!!!! WHAT A MATCH THIS HAS BEEN, BUT NEITHER MAN IS WILLING TO CEDE VICTORY TO THE OTHER! THIS IS A DOGFIGHT! Chris Elite just barely conscious, Viz on wobbly legs, but he’s the standing man. Oh no, Viz dragging Chris to his feet, he just faced Chris and planted a kiss on his forehead! You know what that means! He’s preluding that devastating elbow! VIZ NOW OFF THE ROPES, HERE IT IS- CHRIS ELITE DUCKS UNDER, SHOOTS ANOTHER ‘HEAD SHOT’!!!! THAT ONE ROCKED VIZZY!! VIZ OFF THE ROPES NOW WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE THAT FLOORS CHRIS ELITE! WHAT THE, HE KIPS UP TO HIS FEET, SCREAMS IN THE FACE OF VIZ, AND CALLS FOR ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE!!!! WHAT IN GOD’S NAME IS COURSING THROUGH CHRIS ELITE’S VEINS TONIGHT?!?! VIZ WITH ANOTHER LARIAT, THAT ONE BARELY MOVED CHRIS! NOW VIZ ONE MORE TIME, CHRIS AVOIDS IT, DELIVERS A PUNCH, ANOTHER PUNCH TO THE JAW, A KICK TO THE CALF, HERE IT COMES! A SPINNING BACKFIST, FINALLY A NASTY LARIAT THAT DROPS VIZ!!! THE ‘5 BOROUGH COMBINATION’!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Chris Elite is back to his feet and he’s turned this match around! This could be his time! Viz getting to his feet, using the ropes, but he’s still wobbling! CHRIS TRACKING HIM DOWN, ‘OPEN YA MATA’!!! A BIG JUMPING KNEE TO THE FACE OF VIZ, CHRIS ELITE JUST REALIGNED THE JAW OF VIZ, AGAIN!!!!! VIZ FALLS ONTO ELITE, WHO PICKS HIM UP ON ONE SHOULDER, THE STRENGTH OF CHRIS ELITE IS SOMETHING ELSE!!!!! BLOWING A KISS TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLES, HE DRILLS THE BODY OF VIZ INTO THE CORNER WITH THE ‘44 BULLDOG’!!!! CHRIS ELITE WITH THAT RUNNING LAWN DART THROW!!!!
Jake Mercer: Viz is down! He’s down in the center of the ring, and Chris sees his chance! He’s heading to the top! THE NO FLY ZONE, THE HIGH RED ZONE, THE CHRIS ELITE ZONE! HE’S GOT THE FINISH ON HIS MIND, AND HE’S AIMING FOR MORE THAN VICTORY, HE’S ‘AIMIN FOR THE MOON’! CHRIS ELITE SOARS WITH A SPIRAL TAPPPPPPP- NO, BIG VIZ ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST MOMENT, CHRIS ELITE SHATTERED AGAINST THE CANVAS!!! NO WATER IN THE POOL!!! THAT WAS HIS LAST GASP, AND HE CRASHED AND BURNED!!!! VIZ PEELS HIS BODY OFF THE CANVAS, ANOTHER ‘PROPHET DRIVER!!!!’ ANOTHER ONE, VIZ JUST DESTROYED HIM WITH ANOTHER PROPHET DRIVER, PICKING HIM UP AGAIN NOW IS VIZ!!!! POSITIONING CHRIS AGAINST THE ROPES, ANOTHER KISS TO THE FOREHEAD!!! VIZ WITH A ‘KISS TO THE HEAD’ ELBOW THAT CRUSHES THE JAW OF CHRIS!!!!! THAT ONE SENT HIM SPLATTERING TO THE CANVAS IN A HEAP, THIS MATCH IS OVER!! VIZ WITH THE COVER ON CHRIS ELITE!!!!
(ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!)
(THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!)
Flannery McCoy: CHRIS WITH A FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!! HOWWWWWW???? HOW IN GOD’S NAME DID HE GET HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE, HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE?!?! VIZ CAN’T BELIEVE IT, NEITHER CAN WE!! BIG VIZ IS ENRAGED, HE KNOWS THAT SHOULD’VE KEPT CHRIS ELITE DOWN!!! HE PRIES CHRIS BACK UP TO HIS FEET, NOW VIZ LOOKING FOR THE ‘IKE TURNER SPECIAL’!!!! HE SWINGS THE BACK FIST!!! CHRIS ELITE DUCKS UNDER IT, LIFTING VIZ ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, HE’S GOT HIM IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION!!! VIZ ESCAPES OUT THE BACK DOOR, AND GOES FOR ANOTHER ELBOW TO CHRIS!!! CHRIS ELITE EVADES THE ATTEMPT, LANDS A ‘BOX OFFICE SMASH’ RIGHT TO THE CHIN OF VIZ!!!! THE SUPERKICK, HE HIT IT!!!! VIZ BOUNCING OFF THE ROPES, STILL ON HIS FEET SOMEHOW!!!!
Stew-O: CHRIS WITH ANOTHER ‘BOX OFFICE SMASH’, THAT ONE DROPPED VIZ TO HIS KNEES! HOW IS VIZ NOT UNCONSCIOUS YET!?!?! CHRIS FIRING ONE LAST SUPERKICK- VIZ SIDE STEPS THAT ONE, AND DELIVERS A SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN TO THE FACE OF CHRIS!!! VIZ JUST USED CHRIS’ SUPERKICK AGAINST HIM!!! CHRIS IS WOOZY, AND VIZ ROARS OFF THE ROPES WITH A LARIAT THAT SENDS CHRIS ELITE’S TEETH INTO THE NOSEBLEEDS!!! GOOD LORD, WHEN WILL THIS CHAOS E-
(The lights begin to flash red and pan towards the main stage.)
Stew-O: WHAT IN THE HELL?!?? THAT THEME….OH GOD, IT’S CHARLIE MARR!!! CHARLIE MARR AND VEENA ADAMS ARE RUSHING TO THE RING!!! THEY JUST SLID IN THE RING, NOW THEY’RE ASSAULTING VIZ!!!! ABSOLUTELY OUT TO KILL THE VISUAL PROPHET, CHARLIE AND VEENA ARE STOMPING HIM TO HELL!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?! THE REFEREE CALLS FOR THE BELL, THIS MATCH IS OVER!
Jake Mercer: DR. D’ANGELO TRIES TO GET CHARLIE OF VIZ, BUT CHARLIE DELIVERS A NASTY ELBOW TO THE SKULL OF D’ANGELO, AND THROWS HIM TO THE OUTSIDE! HE’S GONE TOO FAR NOW!!!!
Flannery McCoy: A CLASSIC MATCH ENDED BY CHARLIE AND VEENA, CHARLIE JUST KICKED CHRIS ELITE OUT TO THE FLOOR, AND NOW HE’S RAINING DOWN SHOTS ON VIZ! AN UNPROTECTED AND BADLY HURT VIZ, HE’S HELPLESS!!!
Jake Mercer: SOMEONE GET SOME OFFICIALS DOWN HERE TO GET CHARLIE AND VEENA THE HELL OUT OF HERE-
(‘Surfin’ by Kid Cudi, Pharell Williams, begins to play as the virtual crowd erupts in cheers.)
Jake Mercer: WAIT A MINUTE! IT’S SERENA BENNETT!!!! SERENA RUSHING TO THE RING AS CHARLIE AND VEENA ARE IN SHOCK!!!! VEENA MEETS SERENA ON THE RAMP, AND THE BRAWL ENSUES!!! THESE TWO WOMEN ARE AT EACH OTHER’S THROATS!!! SERENA SENDS HER INTO THE BARRICADE!!! NOW CHARLIE’S ATTENTION DRAWN AWAY FROM VIZ, HE GETS BACK TO HIS FEET, AND CHARGES CHARLIE MARR INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! SHOULDERS TO THE ABDOMEN OF CHARLIE MARR!!!!
Flannery McCoy: CHARLIE BATTLING BACK, TAKING VIZ DOWN TO THE GROUND!!! VIZ WITH PUNCHES TO THE RECEDING HAIRLINE OF MARR!!!
Jake Mercer: SERENA STILL ENTRENCHED IN A BRAWL WITH VEENA ADAMS ON THE OUTSIDE!! SECURITY FINALLY RUSHING TO THE RINGSIDE AREA, SEPARATING THESE TWO WOMEN!!! MORE SECURITY POURING OUT OF THE CURTAIN TRYING TO GET TO VIZ AND CHARLIE!!! THEY DRAG THE TWO MEN APART, BUT VIZ WANTS EVERY BIT OF THE SMOKE TONIGHT! HE WANTS TO KILL CHARLIE FOR THIS ATTACK!!! THE EUCIRTY JUST BARELY RESTARTING BOTH MEN!!!
Stew-O: Viz’s face is busted wide open, Charlie’s got blood all over him! Serena Bennett is still the ringside area, Veena’s been escorted back up the ramp by security! Now getting Marr out of the ring and back up the ramp as well, these two sinister forces are finally being controlled. What in the hell provoked Charlie to do this? And what in God’s name does Viz have in store for him next week?
(The shot focuses on the seething face of Viz, before fading to black)
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