Anna C. Flowers
(EAW intro plays.)
(As the Dynasty theme fades out the camera opens to the announce table where Flannery McCoy, Talib Bari, and of course Stew-O are sitting. The audience behind them are going crazy at the opportunity to be on camera as Stew-O leans forward to speak into the camera.)
Stew-O: Good evening everyone and welcome to Dynasty…
Talib: Where we fight on Friday night!
Stew-O:Absolutely and tonight it no different as THe God Emperor himself will defend the Answers World title against Jason McKormick!
Talib Bari: For sure, and we also have the Dynasty Debut of the Queen’s Court in action against the Dark Cabal who will be looking to make a statement against the 1%!
Flannery McCoy: Not only that, but we have a special debut tonight for Frank Grayson, and the FloBros are putting the EAW tag division on notice!
Stew-O: All this, plus loads more are in store tonight as we bring you ano-
(Stew-O is cut off as ‘Wizard in Black’ plays and the Graveworm, Darkane, walks down the ramp, microphone in hand.)
Flannery McCoy: Ever since his return Darkane has done nothing but remind people just why he is a former champion and one of the most terrifying individuals on the roster!
Talib Bari: You know it, Flan, Darkane is one bad dude, and he makes sure everyone knows it!
(In the ring Darkane sits in the corner against the turnbuckle. As his music fades he lifts the microphone to speak.)
Darkane: Dynasty is infested with a bloated, festering parasite in the form of the 1%, a group that is choking the life out of Dynasty whole just gorging themselves on the fruits of everyone else’s labors…well, I’m fucking sick of it.
(The crowd cheers in approval, they too are growing weary of the 1%’s stranglehold on things.)
Talib Bari: Darkane better watch out, he’s committing the equivalent of blasphemy by speaking out against the 1%!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think he cares that much, truth be told!
(Darkane allows the crowd to settle before continuing.)
Darkane: I’m out here tonight to challenge Gawd himself…Dedede! I’m tired of your shit, and it’s time someone done something about it, so I’m stepping up!
Stew-O: OH MY! Darkane has gone straight for the top!
Darkane: So, what’ll it be, Dedede? Do you wanna face me, or did you add the Queen’s COurt to the 1% because you and the whole group are nothing but pussies now?
Flannery McCoy: Damn, Darkane isn’t pulling any punches, I wonder when we will get an answer from Mr. Dedede?
Talib Bari: Flan, Gawd answers on Gawd’s time, not yours or Darkane’s or anyone else’s. He’ll answer when he’s good and ready!
Darkane: Don’t worry boss, I know you’re too busy shitting yourself to answer right away, I can wait…don’t keep me waiting, though, who knows if I won’t get all antsy and come looking for an answer?
(Darkane rolls out of the ring as ‘Wizard in Black’ begins playing again. Having left the microphone behind, Darkane exits over the ring barrier and through the crowd.)
Stew-O: Darkane dropping the gauntlet here tonight, I can’t imagine Mr. DEDEDE will back down, but I wonder when we can expect an answer? Like you said, Talib, he tends to do things his way on his time, so we’ll see what the CHairman has in store for Darkane as a response!
(The camera cuts backstage as Theron sits in his locker room. The Answers World Championship rests in his lap as both arms lay over the top of it as he holds it from the bottom. Theron grits his teeth as DDD approaches.)
DDD: I shouldn’t have to ask if you have everything sorted tonight.
Theron: Someone has to.
(DDD takes a deep sigh as he shakes his head.)
DDD: My hands were forced. I had to make a decision that was going to benefit us, Theron. A decision that isn’t to hurt us in the end; do you really think that I would throw you to the wolves if I didn’t believe that you were going to walk back out still our champion?
Theron: It just seems a little suspect to me. Last week against Hades; this week against Jason McKormick – with Apocalypse as the referee… it’s just asking for this to end badly. I’ll still be the Answers World Champion, but I’m right for the picking. I’m still feeling every piece of last week with every step that I take, and that doesn’t include what I’m going to go through tonight. Those two have proven that they have no second thoughts about trying to cut me down. This is the first time since we came together that there’s nothing definite. Those two combined wouldn’t come close to tearing this away – but, with the positions that I’m being put in… you better hope there’s something left of me heading into this triple threat.
DDD: Like I said last week – we make decisions that will always benefit us. I bit my tongue when we brought in The Queen’s Court because their inclusion was what was best for us. Those two were insurance policies. People there to make sure that things didn’t go pear shaped while I was gone, and I wouldn’t have made the decision if I didn’t think you couldn’t handle it.
(Theron pushes himself up to his feet and throws the Answers World Championship over his shoulder and gets in the face of DDD.)
Theron: Kneel.
(The hint of a smirk crosses the face of Theron as he walks away as DDD shakes his head.)
( “Caterpillar” by Royce da 5’9” and Eminem blares over the speakers and the crowd immediately rains down a chorus of boos upon the 1%’s arrival, the threesome of Madison Kaline, Cleopatra and Amber Keys take center stage, Keys with a noticeable barbed wire baseball bat in her grip as they walk in sync towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Amber Keys, they are The 1%.. MADDDDDDDDDISSSSSSSSONNNNNNNNNN KAAAAAAAAAAALLLLIIIIIIIINEEEEE AND CLEOOOOOOOOOPATRAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Stew: These three have caused quite a ruckus ever since their arrival on Dynasty, no one saw The Queens Court aligning with The 1%, but what a formidable trio they are.
Talib: I notice Amber Keys is dangling Madison’s barbed wire baseball bat around like a toy, they’re not playing games Stew! Before this night’s over, she could end up looking like Giancarlo Stanton, she’ll either hit a home run or she’ll swing and miss.
Stew: Interesting analogy.. Wait.. what’s that smell? HOLY HELL IT’S DARKANE AND EREBUS! THEY JUST HOPPED OVER THE BARRICADE BEHIND US, DARKANE WITH A SHOVEL IN HAND, EREBUS WITH A BLACK BASEBALL BAT!!! THEY BOTH SLIDE INTO THE RING BUT THE 1% QUICKLY ESCAPE TO THE OUTSIDE, KNOWING WHILE THEY OUTNUMBER THE BLACK CABAL, DARKANE EREBUS HAVE TWO EQUALIZERS!
Talib: The crowd is coming unglued!!! Darkane and Erebus are beckoning The 1% to enter the ring, they’re ready for a fight! The 1% look at each other confidently, they seem to have a plan here…
Stew: Yeah Talib! Madison, Amber, and Cleo all climb on an individual side of the ring! Erebus lunges after Cleopatra with his black baseball bat but Cleopatra pulls down the ropes, Erebus goes tumbling over and hits the floor hard! Darkane is on an island in the ring, but he still has his grave shovel! The three members of the 1% close in on him fast, Amber grabs the shovel and throws it over the top rope! MADISON AND CLEO HOLD THE ARMS OF DARKANE… WHILE AMBER HAS THE BARBED WIRE BAT IN HAND! OH NO… NOT AGAIN!!!! HOW MUCH MORE PUNISHMENT CAN HIS HEAD TAKE?!
Amber Keys: Swing batter batter swing!
Talib: LOOK! EREBUS JUST SPEARED AMBER OUT OF THE RING LEAVING MADISON AND CLEO HOLDING BACK DARKANE! GROSS! THE GRAVE WORM JUST SPIT A BOOGERY SLIMEBALL INTO CLEO’S MOUTH, I’M GONNA THROW UP STEW!
Stew: I think I already beat you partner…
Talib: I JUST GOT THOSE SHOES!
Stew: CLEO JUST BLEW CHUNKS ON THE APRON! DARKANE TURNS AROUND.. AFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTERRRRRRRRRRRRRLIIIIIIIIIIIFEEEEEE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! MADISON IS SCREAMING AT THE REF TO RING THE BELL AS SHE PINS DARKANE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Talib: DAMN THAT WAS QUICK!
Stew: DARKANE KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!
Talib: Madison looks like she’s just seen a ghost as this match is now underway!
Madison: That was three you stupid fuck!
Stew: That’s not going to land her any favors as she stomps away at Darkane! Madison yanks Darkane up by the hair and tags in Cleo, they both grab an arm of Darkane and whip him into the ropes.. Double flapjack plants Darkane! Cleo drives a stiff forearm into the jaw of Darkane who tried to get back up. He’s now in a sitting position. Cleo darts towards Darkane and flattens him on his back with a quick basement dropkick!
Talib: Madison gets back in the fold, with a quick tag from Cleo, she isolates Darkane in their corner! Amber Keys is distracting the referee from the outside while Cleopatra holds the arms of Darkane and Madison lands a series of strikes to the abdomen! Cleopatra lets go as the referee turns around. They’re looking like a well-oiled machine Stew!
Stew: I may not agree with their tactics but you can’t argue with the chemistry that they have. Madison grabs the arm of Darkane and whips him into his own corner but Darkane stops himself and turns around! AAAAAAAAAAAFTTTTTTTTERRRRRRLLLL—
Talib: MISSES! Madison turns around, Darkane pulls her in! EXPLODER SUPLEX! Madison bounces off of the mat! He quickly follows her, but she tags Cleopatra back in! Darkane taunts Cleopatra, bowing before her as if to say: The ball is in your court! Cleopatra does not look impressed Stew!
Stew: And so she charges towards Darkane but is met with a drop toe hold.. Darkane keeps it locked in and is within reach of Erebus, the tag is made!
Talib: AND THE CROWD GOES MILD!!
Stew: Shut up Talib.
Talib: What?
Stew: Erebus immediately stomps on the back of Cleopatra’s head, he picks her up and drives her down with an inverted atomic drop! Erebus darts towards the opposite ropes with a head of steam and drills Cleopatra with a discus clothesline!!!
Talib: Wait one second! Cleopatra rolled under the clothesline, she quickly dropkicks the back of Erebus sending him into the corner! He falls backward from the impact and Cleopatra drops him down with a jumping neckbreaker! Beautiful maneuver from The Queen of the Nile! She hooks the leg of Erebus and drops down with a DDT on his foot! Smart strategy from Cleopatra!
Stew: Indeed! Erebus isn’t exactly fun sized at 6’2” as Cleopatra drags him into The 1%’s corner, applying the tag, Madison leaps over the ropes in one motion and drives a double footstomp onto the leg of Erebus! He grimaces in pain! She slowly pulls him up and quickly dropkicks the knee out from under Erebus! She tags Cleopatra back in… DOUBLE BULLDOG! SHE TURNS EREBUS OVER FOR THE QUICK PIN!
ONEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Talib: KICKOUT! Cleopatra throws back her blonde locks in disgust! She looks to go back to that leg but Erebus kicks her off with his good leg and slowly gets to his feet albeit gingerly. Cleopatra is grabbing onto the ref, claiming she has something in her eye! Chop block by Madison! She sneaks back under the rope and to her corner as the ref turns around!
Stew: They’re strategic that’s for sure. Darkane is pacing back and forth on the apron! He looks like a caged animal! Cleopatra blows a kiss to Darkane who responds by poking his tongue against his cheek.
Talib: He wishes.
Stew: For once I agree with you! Erebus approaches Cleopatra but he’s limping noticeably as Cleopatra drives a quick boot… NO! It’s caught by Erebus but just as quickly as he caught her, she snaps off an enziguri that claps throughout the arena! Erebus drops to his knees, Cleopatra bounces off the ropes and decapitates him with a discus cloth—
Talib: SIT OUT SPINEBUSTER!!!! The whole ring just shook!!!! HE HAS HER IN A PINNING POSITION!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THRRRRRRR–
Stew: CLEOPATRA GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Erebus remains focused though and clubs her in the back, he grabs her arm and spins around, wrenching her down! He pulls her back and vines his leg around hers! Russian leg sweep connects! He quickly pulls Cleopatra towards the middle of the ring could it be?
Talib: DARKNESS’ WRATH! THE SCORPION DEATHLOCK! BUT IT’S BLOCKED AS EREBUS LOOKED TO TRANSITION OVER, CLEO WITH THE ROLL UP!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Stew: NOT ENOUGH! Both are back up to their feet! Erebus tries to plant a boot with his bad leg into Cleopatra but she catches him… DRAGON SCREW AND THAT LOOKED BAD!! Cleopatra quickly stumbles over and tags Madison in! She swiftly hops on the second rope with her back turned to Erebus, she jumps up one level! TOP ROPE MADDDDDIE BOMBB CONNECTS!!!!!!!! THE COVER!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Talib: EREBUS BARELY KICKS OUT! HE’S IN DEEP TROUBLE STEW! Madison shakes her head in disbelief, but she must remain diligent!
Stew: She grabs Erebus by the chin and backhands him across the face! I think she’s got some white face paint on her nails after that one! She goes for a forearm but Erebus catches her wrist and cocks his head to the side. She looks at Cleopatra and then at Amber and then back at Erebus! She rakes his face with her other free hand and runs over to drill Darkane off the apron! She bolts back towards Erebus.. TILT A WHIRL BACKBREAKER! MADDIE’S SPINE ARCHES UPWARD!!! Darkane is back up on the apron, he’s reaching out towards Erebus, he’s incensed!!!
Talib: THE TAG IS…
Stew: NOT MADE! CLEOPATRA SNUCK AROUND THE RING AND JUST PULLED DARKANE OFF THE APRON, WHIPPING HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! Amber Keys laughs at the fallen Darkane as she talks trash to him, Maddie is slowly back up to her feet, she charges towards Erebus but is met with a hip toss! But Madison lands on her feet… SPEAR!!! MADISON JUST SPEARED THE GUTS OUT OF EREBUS! SHE SPEEDS TOWARDS THE ROPES AND LEAPS OFF THEM… LIONSAULT!!!!!!!! THE PIN!!!!!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THR–
Talib: SOMEHOW, ANOTHER KICKOUT! Madison pounds the mat in frustration and mouths to Cleopatra: LET’S PUT THESE FREAKS AWAY!
Stew: Easier said than done! Madison attempts to drag Erebus along but Erebus doesn’t budge INSTEAD, HE PULLS HER IN! PITCH BLACK!! BAM!!!
Talib: BUT MADISON TWISTS HER BODY AROUND INTO A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX POSITION! BUT SHE CAN’T QUITE LIFT HIM UP! EREBUS CLUBS HER OVER THE BACK A FEW TIMES AND DRILLS HER WITH A SNAP JAB AND ANOTHER! SHE THUMBS HIS EYE THOUGH IN RETALIATION! THE REFEREE IS LETTING THEM FIGHT TONIGHT! MADISON ZOOMS FORWARD AND PLANTS EREBUS ON HIS ASS WITH A FRONT DROPKICK! SHE THEN QUICKLY TAGS IN CLEOPATRA! THEY HOOK EREBUS’ HEAD; DOUBLE DDT!
Stew: NO!!! LOOK AT THE STRENGTH OF EREBUS, DOUBLE NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! Darkane is back on the apron! Madison is tugging at the referee’s pant leg! LOOK AT AMBER KEYS, SNEAKING BEHIND DARKANE, OH MY GOD!!! POWERBOMB ONTO THE OUTSIDE MAT!! EREBUS SLIDES OUT OF THE RING! HE’S HAD ENOUGH!!! HE’S CHASING AMBER!! LOOK OUT BELOW!! DIVING CROSS BODY BY CLEOPATRA ONTO THE OUTSIDE, INTERCEPTING EREBUS!! SHE GETS TO HER FEET AND DRIVES EREBUS INTO THE STEEL STEPS!
Talib: NOW WHAT IS SHE DOING? SHE’S HOLDING EREBUS BY THE HEAD AS SHE CLIMBS THE STEPS… NO… DON’T DO IT!! BRUTAAAAAAAAAALITYYYYYY!! A CANADIAN DESTROYER OFF THE STEPS… BUT WAIT ONE SECOND! BACK BODY DROP BY EREBUS ONTO CLEOPATRA!!!!!! THAT WAS A SICKENING THUD! WAIT! THERE’S MADISON ON THE TOP ROPE, EREBUS TURNS AROUND!!! MADDDDDDDDDDIEEE BOMB ONTO EREBUS, BUT HE CATCHES HER!!! HE’S RUNNING TOWARDS THE POST!!! BUT MADISON SLIPS OFF AND DRIVES HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE RING POST AS CLEOPATRA IS BACK INSIDE THE RING TO BREAK THE COUNT..
Stew: CLEOPATRA IS SMILING TRIUMPHANTLY AT ALL OF THIS, THESE MIND GAMES AND SHORTCUTS THEY’VE BEEN PLAY…
Amber Keys: LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU CLEO!!
Talib: Cleopatra backs into DARKANE!!! He swings her around…. ENTER THE GRAVE EVENFLOW DDT SPIKES HER OFF OF THE MAT!!!!!!! MADISON CHARGES AT DARKANE WITH EVERYTHING SHE’S GOT! BUT DARKANE DRILLS HER IN THE STOMACH WITH A RUNNING KNEE!!!!
Stew: EREBUS IS SLIDING INTO THE RING!!! HE DRAPES AN ARM OVER CLEOPATRA!! AS DARKANE HOLDS OFF AMBER KEYS!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Talib: SHOULDER UP!!!!!
Stew: DARKANE DOUBLE TAKES! HE DOESN’T BELIEVE IT, HE TURNS AROUND! FLYING TORNADO DDT BY MADISON SENDS DARKANE TO THE MAT AS HE ROLLS OUTSIDE!!! Madison steps through the ropes and reaches out for the tag as Cleopatra… YES! MAKES THE TAG!
Talib: MADISON CHURNS FORWARD, SPEAR TO EREBUS BUT HE FALLS RIGHT INTO DARKANE’S TAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CROWD ROARS IN APPROVAL! HE STORMS INTO THE RING AS MADISON BACK PEDDLES! BIONIC ELBOW TO THE MISTRESS OF DEATH! SHE STUMBLES TO THE CORNER, KNIFE EDGE CHOP TO THE TITS OF MADISON!!! BUT AMBER IS GRABBING HIS ANKLE JUST FOR A MOMENT AS MADISON RAKES THE EYES OF DARKANE!! What a forearm shot by Madison! And another! She drives a knee into the stomach of Darkane.
Stew: M.O.D! THE FAMEASSER!! SHE HOOKS THE LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEE—–
Talib: IT’S DARKANE WHO POWERS OUT NOW! MADISON QUICKLY REACHES HER FEET, SHE BOLTS TOWARDS THE ROPE AND… LIONSAULT!!! BUT DARKANE GETS THE KNEES UP!! MADISON CLUTCHES HER CHEST IN PAIN.. DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER BY DARKANE!!!! HE PINS NOW!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
TH–
Stew: KICK OUT BY MADISON! DARKANE YANKS THE PINK LOCKS OF MADISON UP AND PULLS HER IN! NO! MADISON CRAWLS UNDER THE LEGS OF DARKANE AND TAGS IN CLEOPATRA!!! SHE RUSHES TOWARDS DARKANE!!! BUT HE FLAPJACKS HER ONTO THE TOP ROPE, HE SPEEDS TOWARDS HER!! DEVILLLLLLLLLL MAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CRYYY– NO!
Talib: SHE SPINS OUT OF THE WAY! SHE HOOKS DARKANE UNDER HER!!! BRUTALLLLLLLLLLLITTYYYYYYYYYYYY!! THAT’S GOT TO BE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PIN!!!!!!!!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Stew: RING IT!
Talib: FOOT. ON. THE. ROPE!!! PERHAPS ON INSTINCT ALONE HE GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE!!! CLEO SHOVES THE REFEREE!!! SHE MIGHT GET DQ’D HERE IF SHE’S NOT CAREFUL! MEANWHILE, DARKANE TAGS IN EREBUS! HE’S THE FRESH MAN! EREBUS WITH THE DISCUS CLOTHESLINE TO CLEOPATRA WHICH TURNS HER INSIDE OUT! HE PULLS HER UP AND CHOPS HER ACROSS THE CHEST, BUT CLEO RESPONDS WITH A CHOP OF HER OWN! NOW THEY’RE BOTH EXCHANGING CHOPS IN THE NAME OF AUSTIN POWERS!
Stew: EREBUS’ CHOPS ARE A BIT MORE POWERFUL AS HE BACKS CLEOPATRA INTO THE ROPES! BLIND TAG BY MADISON! EREBUS DOESN’T REALIZE IT! HE WHIPS CLEOPATRA INTO THE ROPES! CLEOPATRA STOPS HERSELF AND POINTS TO MADISON! AFTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOM! BUT EREBUS DUCKS BEHIND! PITCCCCCCCCCCCH BLACKKKKKKKKKKKK!!
Talib: CLEOPATRA LOOKS SHOCKED! SHE GOES TO BREAK UP THE PIN!!!
Stew: DEVIL. MAY. CRY THROUGH THE ROPES AND ONTO THE OUTSIDE HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!! CLEOPATRA AND DARKANE GO CRASHING INTO AMBER KEYS! AS THE REF COUNTS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
“Indestructible” by Disturbed blasts over the speakers as Erebus reaches his feet.
Talib: WHAT A MATCH! LOOK AT ALL THE BODIES SCRAMBLED ON THE OUTSIDE!! THIS IS CHAOS, JUST LIKE DARKANE WAS TALKING ABOUT!
Stew: Indeed, but a huge victory for The Black Cabal nonetheless! WAIT NO! CLEOPATRA FROM BEHIND WITH EREBUS’ BASEBALL BAT! SHE JUST CLOCKED HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD GOD DAMNIT! MADISON IS UP TOO, THEY’RE PISSED! THEY STOMP AWAY AT EREBUS UNTIL HE’S ON THE OUTSIDE MOTIONLESS!!! WAIT! LOOK! DARKANE WITH A SHOVEL IN HAND, HE’S STARING A HOLE THROUGH MADISON AND CLEOPATRA WHO ARE.. LAUGHING?! DARKANE TURNS AROUND! WHAT A SHOT WITH THAT BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT! NOT AGAIN!
Talib: HOLY SHIT DARKANE BLOCKS THE SHOT WITH HIS GRAVE SHOVEL?! THEY’RE DUELING IT OUT NOW! WHAT IS THIS,STAR WARS?!
Stew: IT’S A SWORD FIGHT! BACK AND FORTH THEY GO! CLEO AND MADISON ARE MESMERIZED!
Talib: AMBER GOES FOR THE LEGS BUT DARKANE BLOCKS WITH THE SHOVEL AND SWIPES THE BAT OUT OF HER HANDS!!! HE POINTS THE SHOVEL AT HER AND SHAKES HIS HEAD.
Darkane: Oh Amber, what have you done?
Stew: LOW BLOW BY MADISON ON DARKANE!! AMBER GRABS THE SHOVEL AND SMASHES DARKANE’S HEAD! MY GOD! THIS IS GRUESOME!! WHAT IRONY THIS IS! HE’S BUSTED WIDE OPEN NOW AS HE LOOKS UP AT AMBER!
Darkane (smirking through blood): You hit like a girl.
Talib: LIGHTS OUT! SHE JUST TEED OFF ON DARKANE’S HEAD A SECOND TIME WITH THAT SHOVEL AS HE CRUMBLES DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Amber Keys (Looking at both Madison and Cleopatra): END HIM.
Stew: WHAT THE HELL, ISN’T THIS ENOUGH?! THEY ALL DROP DARKANE’S CARCASS OVER THE TOP ROPE! HE FALLS HAPLESSLY TO THE GROUND! MADISON AND CLEOPATRA SLIDE UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE, THEY SHOVE DARKANE UNDER AMBER KEYS! NO! COME ON! DON’T DO THIS! TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRBOMBBBBBBBBBBBB THROUGH OUR FUCKING ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMNIT TO HELL!
Talib: THIS IS CARNAGE!
Stew: IT’S A DAMN SHAME IS WHAT IT IS, ALL THIS POWER HAS GONE TO THEIR HEADS!
(Amber Keys rests a foot upon the sunken chest of Darkane as Cleopatra and Madison cheer her on.)
Talib: As the saying goes The Black Cabal won the battle, the 1% won the war. At least this week.
(Commercial plays for Hangover Helper, featuring Shaker Jones.)
(‘Young and Bitter’ by Hot Tag Media plays as Lucas Johnson makes his way to the ring accompanied by ALbert Hitchman.)
Flannery McCoy: Lucas made quite the impact last week, assaulting Hades the Hellraiser before his match with Theron in the main event! This week we see he’s moving a little more gingerly than normal, no doubt still recovering from the damage he done to himself crashing Hades’ Harley in the process of damaging the ankle of the Hellraiser.
Stew-O: Speaking of, we’ll have an exclusive update with Hades later tonight, but right now it looks like the Hitch has something to say!
(Lucas stands in the corner, behind Hitchman, as his manager steps forward to address the audience.)
Albert Hitchman: Ladies and gentleman, I would like to take this opportunity to introduce to you the new Ace of EAW, Lucas Johnson!
(The crowd jeers at Lucas who holds both arms up, seemingly oblivious.)
Albert Hitchman: See, to put things simply, Lucas Johnson isn’t the future of this company, no, not at all, he’s not some heir apparent that will be something someday, so long as he keeps grinding…Lucas Johnson is the present! Lucas Johnson IS Dynasty, and Lucas Johnson made his mark last week against Hades the so called Hellraiser in a way that will not soon be forgotten! He took one of the most feared men in the locker room and laid him low, put the man in the hospital! As a matter of fact, let’s take a look at what happened!
(Hitchman gestures to the tron and on screen is show a replay from last week.)
(REPLAY: As Hades sits on his Harley during his entrance Lucas Johnson rushes through the curtain from behind, carrying a shovel, and swings the shovel across Hades’ spine with all of his strength. The camera then cuts to Lucas Johnson driving the Harley Davidson over the left ankle of Hades the Hellraiser as he lays there on the ground. We get multiple angles of it, along with images of fans reacting in shock and turning their heads away before the collision.)
Flannery McCoy: SIckening, absolutely sickening…LOOK AT LUCAS! He’s laughing, what kind of maniac is he?!
(As Lucas wipes tears from his eyes from laughing, Hitchman looks on approvingly at the footage. Once it finishes, he points a finger at the frozen image of Hades holding his ankle on the ramp.)
Albert Hitchman: DO YOU SEE THAT? DO YOU? And you still wonder why Lucas is calling himself the New Ace? It’s not hyperbole, it’s not arrogance, ladies and gentlemen, it’s not even delusion…it’s the truth! Lucas Johnson is here to make a statement, ,and neither Hades the Hellraiser, or anyone else in the locker room can stop him!
(‘All my Life’ by the Foo Fighters begins to play as Frank Grayson walks out onto the stage, microphone of his own in hand.)
Stew-O: Here is the newest member of the Dynasty roster, Frank Grayson! He’s scheduled to make his debut here tonight, and is seemingly not waiting around to make his first impression!
Frank Grayson: Real impressive, Lucas, I’m very impressed that you took out a busted ass has been in Hades last week! Thing is, that was last week….this week, ‘Ace’, you don’t have a busted ass has been in front of you. You’ve got me, Frank Grayson, and I’m gonna kick your ass!
(Frank tosses down the microphone and starts making his way to the ring as Hitchman looks to Lucas and shrugs, exiting the ring. Stephie Loves enters the ring as an official their way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is set for one fall! Introducing first, weighing in at one hundred and ninety pounds and hailing from Cambridge, Massachusetts…Frank Grayson!
(The crowd gives off a chorus of boos as Frank removes his bandana and throws it at Lucas, who bats it away.)
Flannery McCoy: Frank Grayson is looking to make an impact in his debut here tonight, Lucas is a little beat up from last week, if Frank is careful he’s on the verge of a huge momentum booster here!
(Stephie turns to announce Lucas, but Johnson walks over to her and whispers in her ear. After a second she shrugs and makes the announcement.)
Stephie Love: Introducing his opponent, weighing in at two hundred and five pounds and hailing from Atlanta Georgia…The New Ace, Lucas Johnson!
Talib Bari: Lucas doesn’t lack confidence, does he? If he wants to live up to the nickname of the ‘New Ace’ then a win tonight will go along way toward that, he’s gotten a little bit of momentum after last week, now he just needs to capitalize on it!
(Stephie exits the ring as the referee calls for the bell.)
(DING DING DING!)
Stew-O: Frank rushes at Lucas, hoping to catch him off guard, and blasts him into the corner with a body splash! Lucas covers himself up as Frank peppers him with rights and lefts, as the newcomer unleashes! The referee steps between them, though, causing the break as Lucas leaned into the ropes, and Johnson slips out of the corner, putting distance between himself and Grayson. Frank, though, looks to keep the pressure on and rushes Johnson…BELLY TO BELLY! Lucas Johnson used Frank’s momentum to fling him over head, causing Grayson to land hard on the mat! Lucas follows this up with a quick elbow drop, then grabs the arm of Frank, looking for maybe an arm triangle here!
Talib Bari: Nah, not yet! Frank frantically rolls away from Johnson and grabs the bottom rope! He does not want the Ace to lock in a submission, even this early, or things will go south for him very quickly! Hitchman at ringside is screaming directions for Lucas, who nods shortly, and pulls Grayson to his feet, hooking the tights in one fluid motion to deliver a vertical suplex! Frank is now laying in the center of the ring, as Lucas climbs to the middle rope and leaps off, driving his forearm across the sternum of Grayson! He hooks the leg for the quick pin!
Referee: ONE! TWO!
Flannery McCoy: Kick out by Grayson, and Lucas immediately hits the ropes and rebounds with a running stomp…NO! Frank rolls out of the way and to his feet! Lucas is met with a dropkick to the mouth, sending him stumbling back as Frank ragains his feet…ROLLING ELBOW! Lucas was laid flat after that! Frank bounces off the ropes and delivers a running double stomp to the sternum of Lucas, driving his breath out! Frank goes for the pin!
Referee: ONE! TWO!
Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT FROM LUCAS! The self proclaimed Ace is far from done, but Frank is already on the move, hitting the ropes and delivering a running leg drop to Lucas as he was trying to stand! Frank Grayson has showed up here tonight ready to go! Frank goes to pull Lucas to his feet…FEEL THE PAIN! Lucas hit that cutter out of nowhere! He drapes an arm over the chest of Grayson!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREEEEE!!!!!!
Stew-O: NO, LAST SECOND KICKOUT FROM GRAYSON! Hitchman is almost purple from the blood pressure, he’s screaming for Lucas to end the match, but Grayson still has some fight in him! Grayson is dragging himself toward the ropes as Johnson tries to recover his bearings. Both men are worn, remember, Lucas hurt himself last week when he crashed the Harley Davidson of Hades. Grayson has pulled himself up in the corner and manages to regain somewhat of a vertical base as Lucas storms forward…KICK TO THE GUT FROM FRANK AND HE REVERSES THE POSITION! Grayson is setting Lucas up for a superplex here, he climbs to the tops turnbuckle and hooks the tights…BIG SUPERPLEX! NO! LUCAS REVERSED THE IMPACT INTO A MACHINE BREAK! JOHNSON HAS THE KIMURA SUNK IN DEEP, GRAYSON HAS NO CHOICE, HE’S TAPPING OUT!
(DING DING DING!)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner by submission, THE NEW ACE, LUUUUUCCCCCCAAAAAAAASSSSSSS JJJJOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHNNNNNNSSSSSSSOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
(‘Young and Bitter’ begins to play as Lucas rolls out of the ring into the arms of the waiting Hitchman. Raising his arm in victory, Lucas makes his way up the ramp.)
(The camera cuts to backstage where Michael Belfort is standing by with The FloBros (and Sis): Thadd Blazevich, Crosby and Carsyn Carter. As they stand, Carsyn leans on the shoulder of Michael, making him visibly uncomfortable. Nervously, he swallows hard before addressing the camera.)
Michael Belfort: L-ladies and gentlemen I’m here with Thadd Blazevich and the Carters, Crosby and the ever lovely Carsyn…
(Crosby, noticing Carsyn leaning on Michael’s shoulder, feigns annoyance and puts his finger in the face of Belfort.)
Crosby Carter: Bro, what the fuck? You’re making moves on my wife?!
(Color draining from his face, Michael starts to stutter as Thadd and Carsyn stifle laughter.)
Michael Belfort: N-no, not at all, I, uhhh…
(He looks at Crosby hopelessly and hangs his head. Breaking the facade, Crosby gives him a pat on the shoulder and grins.)
Crosby Carter: Nah, bro, you’re good, I was just fucking with ya. You wouldn’t even know what to do with her anyway, Mikey, you don’t learn to fly in a space shuttle! Now, on to important business…last week we put the Unified Tag champions, the Jaded Hearts, on notice! Like it or not, those belts are coming to us, nothing you sises can do to stop it, either. We showed the Legion last week, and next? Well, we’ve got a special treat in store, don’t we Thadd?
(Thadd gives the camera broad, goofy grin, and rubs his hands together.)
Thadd Blazevich: Next week, in Rio De Janerio, BROzil…the FloBros are coming to Empire to face the Crowe’s Nest! See, we were serious last week, we want to face the best of the best, and if they won’t come to us, we’ll go to them! The Sises in the Nest have been through absolute wars, and that’s exactly what Crosby and I wanna face!
(Carsyn, pushes off the shoulder of Michael, who despite himself seems a little let down, and leans forward to the mic.)
Carsyn Carter: People want to overlook us because they think we’re just empty headed idiots or something, btu they don’t get it, the Legion didn’t get it, and in my opinion neither will the Crowe’s We want the best of the best, Empire, Dynasty, Voltage, Showdown, it doesn’t matter who, or where, your house or ours, we’ll be ready for you, no matter what…
(Crosby nods and gives a short laugh.)
Crosby Carter: For sure, we didn’t come to EAW to just fuck off and be comfortable where we are, we’re the best and want to prove it…so to the whole EAW roster, if you think you got what it takes to face off against Thadd, Carsyn, and me, well…
Thadd Blazevich: Come at us, bro.
(The trio walk off camera as Michael wraps things up.)
Michael Belfort: Strong words from the FloBros, I, for one, am looking forward to their match next week against the Crowe’s Nest, but for now, back to the action!
(Commercial plays for EAW Shop, this week a very special offer of a set of Theron Nikolas shot glasses, use code: KNEEL for a special 1% discount on all orders.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A LUMBERJACK MATCH AND IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
( “Timebomb” by Train starts to play.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, being accompanied by Ryan Wilson and Jason McKormic, from Inglis, Manitoba, Canada, weighing in at 250 pounds, THE PUNK ROCK COUNTRY BOY… SSSSSHHHHHAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEERRRR JJJJJJOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEESSS!!!
( Shaker steps out on stage with Ryan and Jason right behind him and is greeted to a crowd that in their corner.)
Stew-O: Well the ban against the Score has been lifted and the fans are more than happy to see them!
Talib: Remind me again just how many Shaker has had tonight!
Stew: Will you cut that out!
Flannery: Well Jones May ending have a few after this one is over because not only will he be taking on Kevin Hunter, but he’ll be doing so with both himself and the rest of the score surrounded by those hired guns of the DDD task force!
( Shaker steps into the ring as McKormic and Wilson take their place at ring side. A moment passes before “DUST” by Tremonti begins to elicit jeers from the capacity crowd. )
Stephie Love: And his opponent, being accompanied by the DDD Task Force, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 235 pounds, THE ALPHA KING… KKKKKKKKEEEEEEEVVVVVVIIIIINNNNN HHHHHHUUUUUNNNNNTTTTTEEERRRRR!!!!
( hunter steps out from the curtain and the boos grow louder. It seems to effect him in no way as he makes his way down the ramp with a dozen DDD Task Force agents in tow.)
Stew: Excuse me for whatever lack of professionalism and unbiased opinion I may have here but I cannot help but to be sickened by just the sight of Kevin Hunter after what he and those mercenaries who follow him around did last week! They may have well ended the career of one of Dynasty’s best future prospects!
Talib: Hey you better pipe down stew because Kevin Hunter and the DDD Task Force are the law around here and with the way things are becoming more and more volatile here on Dynasty, they may the law for a long time to come!
Flannery: Let’s keep in mind the fact that things became as volatile as they are because our chairman abused his authority and then went and hired these hired guns who go around abusing their authority!
( Hunter climbs up the ring steps and Into the ring. As he does the task force surrounds the ring four to a side leaving just one side for both memebers of the score. Sensing a trap Jason McKormic and Ryan Wilson stand back to back each with a steel chair in hand.)
DING DING DING!
Stew: There is the opening bell! Hunter and Jones lock up in the middle of the ring, Hunter gets a standing side headlock, he transitions to hammerlock, Shaker able to find the back door and get a hammer lock of his own! Jones cinches up a bit on that hold, Kevin wants a back elbow but Jones able to keep out of range! Hunter trying now the same counter that Shaker used earlier, but Shaker catches him in the front face lock! RRRRRROOOOOOOCCCCCCKKKKKKKAAAANNN- NO! Hunter dropping to the mat and rolling out of the ring!
Flannery: And right to the waiting arms of the DDD task force who instead of forcing Hunter back into the ring are simply keeping Shaker from pressing on in his attack! Hunter slowly climbing back up onto the apron and into the ring, he locks up with Jones again- OH HUNTER WITH A RAKE TO THE EYES! Hunter with a clothesline, Shaker able to duck underneath, PUNK ROCK DROP! Headlock elbow drop connects! Shaker with a pin!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTWWWWWOOOOOOO!!! KICKOUT!
Talib: Hunter a little slow getting up, Jones already waiting for him shoots off the ropes, Jones looking for the Canadian clothesline, BUT HUNTER COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP THAT SENDS JONES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR!
Stew: Shaker Landing hard but fortunately on the score’s side of the ring! Hey watch out now the Goon squad starts to close in! Wilson and McKormic standing in front of Jones as a line of defense against the Task Force!
Talib: Jason McKormic threatening the members of the DDD task force with that chair, egging them on! He better be careful what he wishes for, especially with that world title match later tonight, because he might just get it!
Flannery: Shaker rolling into the ring under the bottom rope, Hunter on him right away with a flurry of stomps! Hunter with a handful of hair now as he drags Shaker up to his feet, But Jones fighting back with the right hands! Jones with a kick to the mid section… MANITOBA MADNESS!!! HUNTER PLANTED RIGHT ON THE CROWN OF HIS HEAD FRON THAT FRONT FLIP PILEDRIVER!!! SHAKER WITH ANOTHER COVER, HAS THE LEG!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!! KICKOUT!
Stew: Shaker wastes little time and brings Hunter to his feet by the head! Jones with an Irish Whip that sends Kevin hard into the buckle! Hunter favoring his lower back, but look out Jones charging at him with a full head of steam, SUPA DUPA KICK! Incredible athleticism as Shaker lands right on target with that cartwheel kick! Hunter stumbling out of the corner right into Jones’ waiting arms… SLEDGE! O! MATIC!!! The powerbomb elbow drop to the groin connects and Kevin Hunter is gonna be feeling that one for while!
Talib: The referee scolding Shaker Jones as he should! Hunter getting back to his feet, Jones coming after him, And Hunter with a shot right to the throat! Shaker momentarily stunned as Kevin takes him down AND BEGINS TO CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF HIM!!!
Ref: 1! 2! 3! 4!
Flannery: Hunter almost disqualified by that blatant choke! Shaker trying to catch his breath as Hunter begins to pick him apart with the Garvin Stomp! Shaker somehow fighting to his feet, Hunter waiting and scoops him up for a backbreaker! Shaker’s spine coming down right on the point of the knee! Jones looks like he’s in a world of hurt, but Hunter not letting go as turns Shaker over… HORSE COLLAR!!! That modified Boston crab locked In middle of the ring!
Stew: Shaker being stretched in that unnatural position but he’s not done fighting! Shaker trying to free himself! Hunter trying to wrench on that submission with all his might! Jones swings with his free leg and lands a shot to the head! It’s a glancing blow however and Hunter able to keep Shaker from escaping! Shake with another kick, this time lands flush on the head of Kevin Hunter! Hunter still standing somehow, Shaker swinging away with a flurry of kicks, and Hunter has no choice but to let go!
Talib: Hunter on wobbly legs as Jones is up in a flash and Charges at him, OH MY SNAP SCOOP POWERSLAM! HUNTER WITH A RING RATTLING SLAM TO SHAKER JONES AND KEEPS HIM HOOKED FOR THE COVER!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOO!!! TTTTHH- KICKOUT!
Flannery: Shaker using the ropes to get back to his feet! Hunter greets him with a solid kick to the gut! Jones doubled over as Hunter sets him up, Hunter lifts him up, and sends Shaker crashing to the mat with a mighty powerbomb! Jones Down on the mat, as Hunter steps out onto the apron, Hunter springsboards… SUPERMAN!!! Springboard 450 splash lands!!
Stew: Hunter skips going for a cover and instead goes to pick Shaker up-SMALL PACKAGE!!!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!! TTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEE!
KICKOUT!
Stew: Hunter able to kickout before the referee’s hand slapped the mat for the third time! Both men back up, Hunter swings with a wild punch! BUT SHAKER COUNTERS WITH THE JAW DROPPER!!! Hunter stumbling back from that one, Jones Charges at him and leaps for the flying forearm smash! But Hunter drops to the mat and Jones accidentally connects with the referee!
Talib: Jones back up, Hunter with a clothesline, Jones ducks underneath… GIVE ‘EM THE BOOT!!! SHAKER WITH THAT SINGLE LEG DROP KICK AND THIS ONE SHOULD BE OVER! JONES WITH A COVER AND THE LEG IS HOOKED BUT THE REFEREE IS OUT COLD!
Flannery: Jones going over to revive the ref, BUT INSIDE THE RING ONE OF THE DDD TASK FORCE JUST SLID A PAIR OF BRASS KNUCKLES OVER TO KEVIN HUNTER!!! Shaker Turning his attention back to Hunter, Shaker just begging him to get back up! Hunter starting to stir, Shaker gets a front facelock! LOOKIJG FOR THE ROCKANDROLLA AGAIN! BUT WAIT. ONE OF THOSE THUGS GETS UP ONTO THE APRON! JONES DECKS HIM WOTH A RIGHT HAND! CHAOS BREAKING OUT AT RINGSIDE AS THE SCORE BEGINS TO WAYLAY ANYONE IN A TASK FORCE UNIFORM WITH THOSE CHAIRS!!!
Stew: Jones turning back to face Kevin Hunter… SUPERMAN PUNCH!!! KEVIN HUNTER WITH A HUGE SHOT WITH THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES!!! HUNTER WITH THE COVER! THE REFEREE STIRRING! NOT THIS WAY DAMN IT!!!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!! TTTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!! TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!!
DING DING DING!!!
(“Dust” by Tremonti starts to play. )
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HERE IS YOUR WINNER… KKKKKEEEEEVVVVIIIINNNN HHHHHUUUUMNNTTTTTEEERRRR!!!
( Screen Cap: EDISON, NJ / 11:24 AM EST / 2-19-2019 )
( Camera opens up to the outside of a mobile home park on a chilly and cloudy day. We see Dynasty General Manager Starr Stan walking down the sidewalk wearing jeans, a tan sport coat and a black turtleneck sweater underneath. The wind knocks off his Thadd2Badd snapback cap that he wears to cover his bald head from the chilly conditions, and Starr picks it up from the floor before adjusting it back on his head. )
( Starr stops in front of a location and looks down at the GPS from his smartphone, indicating he is at the right place. He looks up and sees a doublewide trailer fully equipped with a porch and a raggedy front lawn. He climbs up the steps and rings the doorbell. )
Starr Stan: *sigh* Fuck have I gotten into myself man..
( Starr knocks on the door, and it immediately bolts open showing Tom Dyrek, a gaunt looking individual with hunched over posture and a thousand yard stare. He is dressed in a crisp button down checkered shirt and well pressed slacks, seeming much more sharp than his living locations may suggest. He is supported by a cane, though he speaks with youthful vigor. )
Starr: Tom?
Tom Dyrek: Oh my, the legendary Starr Stan! Come on in! We’ve been waiting.
( Tom pushes open the storm door with his shaky hand and allows Starr to enter the double wide trailer. )
( TIME ELAPSE. )
( Tom enters a living room, where a man with a goatee wearing a floral blouse with a dress down to his knees and doc martin boots is seated on the couch sipping from a coffee mug. )
Tom: Look who it is, Charly!
Charles Peguy: Oh my, the legendary Starr Stan himself!!!
( Charles shoots up to his feet and extends his limp hand to Starr. Starr hesitantly shakes it. )
Starr: Hi there, Charles —
Charles: No no papi, you can call me Charly. It is an honor to meet an EAW Hall of Famer face to face!
( Starr rests his hat on the coffee table and takes a seat on one side of the empty couch, looking disturbed by the dark aura being given off by both gentlemen. Tom seemingly hovers over him with a toothy smile. )
Tom: Y’want anything? I’ve got coffee boiling in the pot if you’d like.
Starr: No thank you, I’m good.
Charles: You made it up here okay love?
Starr: I…. made it just fine, thank you. So, you guys friends or something?
Tom: Charly and I are just roommates. Sorry I know this place is kind of a dump.
Starr: No no it’s… got a charm?
Tom: Bleh. Truth be told I hate rooming with this fucker anyways.
Charles: Boi you know I’m the only one who’ll tolerate you.
Tom: Believe me I’m much better off being alone, I cannot stand people for the life of me. But with how jacked up the property taxes are in this godforsaken state you can’t even afford to hold down anything halfway decent.
Starr: Haha, it’s gotta be rough. Well I’m not gonna hold up you gentlemen for too too long, I just wanted an opportunity to talk and see how things are going following the – uh – situation that went down a couple of weeks ago.
Tom: (sipping his mug, as he takes his seat) Oh you know… aside from the neverending nightmares and sleepless nights of howling in fear, I’d say I’m holding up fine.
Starr: Right.. that’s.. unfortunate.
Charles: Tommy’s only kiddin’ hun. The screams don’t happen every night. They sho’ did after the terrible night we had last week on Dynasty. :joy:
Starr: Oh :lupe:
Charles: Oh baby I can tell by the tension in yo neck that you’re more nervous than a bail bondsman in a room full of lawyers. It’s fine! You don’t needa talk like there’s attorneys up in this place. Besides, neither of us blame ya at all for what happened. It’s not like you were the one who made the call to have us brutally beaten within an inch of our lives at one of your shows.
Starr: Mhm. Now if only we were able to get my boss to understand.
Tom: The powers that be giving you shit are they?
Starr: Well I told HRDO I’d at least try and have a word with you two personally because, whether it’s believable or not, we at EAW really do care about the experience that our fans have at each of our live events. We don’t…. intend for any accidents like this to happen.
Tom: Mmmmmmm, l I wouldn’t exactly say this were an accident. Surely neither of us want to throw an all time GOAT, an Olympic gold medalist like you under the bus. We’re fans! We truly are! Buuuut an accident? No… what happened to us was definitely on purpose.
Starr: Right, um, well I stand corrected, it definitely isn’t what I’d call a “freak accident.”
Charles: Look baby, I know how dangerous the business can be sometimes. I actually spent a bid down in the Lucha Libre scene as an Exótico after I was discharged from the Navy. My lucha name was El Misionero Con Hombres. Rawr.
Starr: Oh. Wow.
Tom: Charly nobody wants to hear about your failed indy run. Your days in the squared circle are over!
Starr: OK look, I can’t sugarcoat the situation here, and hopefully since you both seem to be… invested into the business, hopefully you can understand how dire things are. The money your attorneys are asking from EAW is a lot. Like, a whole lot. A devastating amount actually. So much so that if things don’t pan out like EAW corporate hopes it will, they’re thinking of putting an entire brand on the chopping block to cut costs. And I’m sure you both can already tell which brand that’ll be :lupe:
Tom: (scoffs) It’s probably not billion dollar Empire on primetime Fox.
Starr: It certainly isn’t. And you know what I put my blood sweat and tears, my fucking heart and soul into this brand to turn it around after all of the crap that it’s have to deal with! We came back from a depleted roster, World Champions defecting, guys getting injured left and right and if I can’t find a way to get you guys to level with me, all of that work will just go straight down the tubes!
Charles: (sigh) Starr papi, we are not unreasonable people, we’re willing to work things out you know.
Starr: You are?
Tom: Of course we are man. We love Dynasty, we watch it every single week! We wouldn’t have put aside money for front row seats if we weren’t rooting for the show to succeed.
Charles: But Starr honey, I can’t sugarcoat the situation neither…
( Charles scooches over on the couch until he’s uncomfortably close to Starr. )
Charles: I really only bothered to go to Dynasty that week to see one person…
( Charles rests his hand on Starr’s leg, causing him to squirm. )
Charles: And that man is a strong, sexy and strapping young stud who happens to have an Olympic gold medal.
( Starr gives a nervous laughter and scooches to the edge of the couch before casually moving Charles’ hand from his thigh. )
Charles: Padrino, we’re willing to drop the charges completely… (brings his lips next to Starr’s ear) as long as you let ol’ Charly take you to the chocolate factory… :shaq:
Starr: :krabs: !!!!!! B-B-B-BUT I’M MARRIED!!!!!!
Tom: Charly knock it off damn it he’s not into you! Sorry Starr I promise he’s not usually like this. And seriously, we actually don’t mind coming to a different agreement. Our lawyers are the ones who are trying to siphon every cent out of you guys, but we’re genuinely EAW fans, the last thing we need to do is jeopardize our favorite sport.
Starr: Thank goodness, I was getting worried I was going to have to sacrifice my morals.
Tom: Look, Charly and I are willing to settle. I think the money that we ask for is more than doable on EAW’s part, but we’re not so much as interested in the money as we are… the opportunity.
Starr: Oh?
Charles: Si papi, we’re willing to settle out of court, however there are a couple of ‘liberties’ if you will that we’d like to take as part of the agreement.
Tom: Yeah, nothing big you know, just some involvement on our part when it relates to the Dynasty program. I think that should more than suffice for getting our attorneys off of your backs.
Starr: Well sure, whatever you gentlemen need that’s within my capabilities, I’m willing to oblige. As long as there’s no chocolate factories involved :krabs: !!!
Charles: (giggles like a school girl with his deep ass voice) No no papi, no chocolate factories involved. Unless you like 😉
( Starr does an excited clap with his hands and then stands up, pleased by these developments. Tom and Charles stand up as well. )
Starr: Beautiful! Exciting stuff then! I’m really grateful for your cooperation on this from you two, I’ll be more than happy to schedule an official meeting between the three of us with the board overseeing and we can finally turn the page from this unfortunate saga.
Tom: Good deal! I’ll let you outta here then! 🙂
Charles: Tanks papi! 😀
( Starr shakes hands with the both of them, and Tom leads Starr to the front door of his mobile home before opening the screen door and allowing Starr to exit. Starr walks down the steps of the porch and begins the short trek to his car, and we can see a shot from behind where Tom is standing by the door and watching Starr leave. )
( As Starr leaves the property, we can see a shot from behind Tom with him pulling out a phone from his pocket and searching a name to call. We quickly see a flash of the name “Mark Michaels” on the screen of Tom’s phone before the transmission eventually fades elsewhere. )
(Commercial plays for Sunday Night Voltage, featuring a special look at the World Heavyweight title match between Noah Reigner and Rex McAllister.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING TAG TEAM CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND A NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH!!!
( “The sky is a neighborhood” by Foo Fighters starts up and instantly the crowd begins to boo.)
Stephie: Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 415 pounds, THE TEAM OF BBBBBOOOOOWWWWWIIIIIEEEEE GGGGGRRRRRAAAAAYYYYY AND DDDDDDEEEEVVVVAAAANNNN DDDDDDDUUUUUBBBBBIIIIIAAAANNNNNNN!!!
( Dubian is the first out from the curtain with a steel chair in his hand. Gray trails closely behind carrying the same Kendo Stick he choked out Jamie O’Hara with.)
Stew-O: folks I am not gonna lie here, this is gonna get ugly, and if I know anything about these four about to do battle, then I dare to say things may very well end up going too far tonight!
Flannery McCoy: I agree with you Stew, this situation between Dubian and Gray against Miss Extreme has already gotten out of hand, let’s not forget what happened at King Of Elite when Bowie Gray seeming tried to ended her Career!
Stew: Let’s not forget last week when Dub nearly punted Jamie’s head off! These two are dangerous together with Dubian’s experience, and Gray’s unrelenting attack, and both with sadistic streak a mile wide!
( Gray and Dubian enter the ring. They fix their gazes upon the entrance ramp as their music fades out and “Gangsta” By New Years Day hits.)
Stephie Love: And their opponents, Introducing first, From Los Angeles, California, Weighing In at 135 pounds, THE RED QUEEN… MMMMMMMIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS EEEEEXXXXXXXTTTTTTRRRRREEEEEMMMMMMEEEE!!!
( Ms. Extreme steps out and stands at the top of the stage, her eyes burning a hole through both Gray and Dubian as she seethes in anger at just the sight of them.)
Stew: after weeks of run ins and abuse at the hands of Bowie Gray and Devan Dubian, Ms. Extreme finally gets to take them both head on in what many would consider HER environment! No count outs, no disqualifications, anything goes and that is just the way Ms. Extreme likes it!
Talib: Yeah but keep in mind that Bowie and Devan are just as comfortable throwing the rule book out and inflicting permanent damage! Just ask Ms. extreme herself because she has been on the wrong end of their attacks for the past several weeks now!
Flannery: But there is a major difference here tonight as it won’t be a two on one situation! Tonight the odds are even and it’s anybody guess who’ll be left standing at the end of this one!
( The crowd continues to cheer as Ms. Extreme waits for a brief moment as her music is replaced with “ULTRAnumb” By Blue Stahli which sends the crowd into a frenzy.)
Stephie: And her tag team partner, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 130 pounds, THE GODESS… CCCCCCAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEERRRRRROOOOONNNNN EEEEELLLLLLLAAAAA AAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
( Cam joins her sister on the stage and together they begin to make their way down the entrance ramp.)
Stew: will you listen to this ovation?! The crowd here tonight fired up to see Cam in action, and you know the only place to do that is on Dynasty!
Flannery: you know Stew she looks fired up tonight as she’s seen the attacks against her sister, and now last week her Husband Jamie O’Hara, Cam is out to settle some family business right here!
Talib: There is an old saying that blood is thicker than water, and I hate to be this guy, but Cameron May just find out exactly how thick, because it we’ll be her blood on the mat tonight. those two she’ll be squaring off with will not hesitate to use all manner of weapons, will show now mercy when trying to injure! Will have no qualms about ending careers if they so chose to!
( The Avas stand at the apron as Dubian and Gray stand ready with their respective weapons! Bowie and Devan each hurl insults at both Cam and Ms. Extreme, daring them to step into the ring.)
Stew: Cameron cautiously entering under the bottom rope- GRAY SWINGS WITH THAT KENDO STICK!!! CAMERON SENSING IT COMING AND BACKS OUT OF THE RING AVOIDING THAT SHOT!
Flannery: Ms. Extreme trying her luck to slide in, BUT DEVAN NOT EVEN WAITING FOR HER TO GET HER HEAD PAST THE BOTTOM ROPE BEFORE HE SWINGS WITH THAT CHAIR! THE BACK OF MS. EXTREME’S HEAD JUST MISSED THE BUSINESS END OF THAT CHAIR!
Talib: Dubian and Gray not allowing the Ava sisters to even enter the ring! Devan has his chair wound up ready to swing at either Cam or Ms. Extreme, Bowie wildly smacking his cane against the mat just begging for a target to waylay!
( Devan and Bowie continue to egg on Cam and Ms. Extreme. Cam thinks things over for a moment then whispers something into Ms. Extreme’s ear.)
Flannery: Cam strategizing here , I have no idea what she’s saying but Ms. Extreme seems to agree
Talib: Hey where are the Avas going?!
Stew: Under the ring apron it seems! And what’s more it seems to have thrown a hitch in the plans of Devan and Bowie! Dubian and Gray now standing back to back circling around the ring, they have no clue where Cameron and Ms. Extreme are!
Bowie ( no mic ): COME OUT HERE!!!
Flannery: Bowie Gray throwing a bit of a temper tantrum, Dubian trying to get him to calm down and stay focused, but neither of them noticed Cam rolling out from under the apron on one side of the ring, and Ms. Extrere doing the same on another! AND THEY DIDN’T COME EMPTY HANDED AS EACH IS HOLDING HER OWN TRADEMARK BASEBALL BAT!
Talib: Devan still trying to cool Bowie’s Jets while keeping an eye out for either of the Ava sisters! Bowie still not able to keep himself in check, AND WATCH OUT CAMERON AMD MISS EXTREME JUST SLID I TO THE RING!
Stew: Both Bowie and Devan realizing they are trapped between the Ava Sisters! Gray and Dubian trying to think of what to do next- LOOK OUT THE AVAS COME OUT SWINGING FOR THE FENCES WITH THOSE BATS!!!
( DING DING DING!)
Talib: DUB USING HIS CHAIR AS A SHIELD AS MISS EXTREME WAILS AWAY UNLEASHING WEEKS OF ANGER!! DUBAIN TRYING TO WITHSTAND THE ONSLAUGHT!! BOWIE NOT SO FORTUNATE AS HE GETS ALL THE DIAMONDS ON THE END OF CAMERON’S BAT CATCHES HIM IN RIGHT IN THE STOMACH!!!
Flannery: Gray Down on his knees from that one, AND CAM WITH A SHOT RIGHT TO THE BACK!!! BOWIE DROPPING THE KENDO STICK AND ROLLING OUT OF THE RING UNDER THE BOTTON ROPE! Meanwhile Dub trapped in A corner trying to deflect the flurry of attacks with that Glass Shard covered bat! WATCH OUT MISS EXTREME WINDING UP BIG! BUT DUB WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE GUT!
Stew: Miss Extreme doubled over… AND DUBIAN WITH A CHAIR SHOT RIGHT TO THE SPINE! Desperation there on the part of Devan there in my estimation as he came down with everything he had on that one!
Talib: Miss Extreme writhing on the in pain, we’re all familiar with her history of back issues, and I’m sure Dubian is well aware of them too!
Flannery: Dubian lifting that chair over head, AND COMES DOWN ACROSS THE BACK OF MISS EXTREME ONCE MORE!!! Look at the pained expression on Miss Extreme’s face! OH NO DUB’S LOOKING FOR A THIRD… BUT CAMERON CATCHES HIM OFF GUARD AS SHE TOSSES HER BAT AT HIM LIKE A JAVELIN THAT NAILS DUBIAN SQUARE IN THE CHEST!!!
Stew: Dubian stunned for a moment as Cameron picking up the kendo stick And charges at Him! Devan rushes at her with that chair still in hand!… DEVAN WITH AN OVERHEAD SWING! BUT CAM COUNTERS WITH A KENDO STICK SHOT TO THE RIBS!!!
Talib: THE NOISE FROM THAT KENDO STICK ECHOING THROUGHOUT THE ARENA! DEVAN OBVIOUSLY FEELING THE STING FROM THAT ONE! OH! CAMERON WITH ONE TO THE BACK! AND ANOTHER THAT SENDS A RED STRIPE RUNNING DOWN DEVAN’S BACK!!!
Flannery: Cameron not letting up as she lands one right to the back of Devan’s Leg! Dubian hobbling around the ring and Cam not giving him any breathing room as she continually strikes at the legs! SHOT AFTER SHOT! CAMERON UNRELENTING IN THE EARLY GOING AND DEVAN’S NOW DOWN ON HIS KNEES!!! DUB PLEADING FOR MERCY!
Cameron ( no mic ): FUCK YOU!!!
Stew: CAMERON CHOKING OUT DEVAN DUBIAN WITH THAT KENDO STICK!!! DUB GASPING FOR AIR AS HE STRUGGLES TO TRY AND GET FREE! Dub trying to get up off his knees as Cameron Ava keeps that kendo stick pressed right up against his Adam’s apple! Hey Miss Extreme is back up, Cam keeping Dub In position… SHNING WIZARD!!! MISS EXTREME LANDING RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE OF DEVAN DUBIAN!!
Talib: Seems like a bit of payback for what happened to Jamie last week! Miss Extreme heading outside and begins to search under the ring for anything she can find to inflict more damage! She tosses in a trash can, a steel chair, a Ladder, AND IS THAT A TIRE IRON?!?!
Crowd: WE WANT TABLES!!! WE WANT TABLES!!!
( Ms. Extreme acknowledges the crowd before reaching underneath the ring and taking out the requested item.)
Flannery: Miss Extreme setting that tables up on the outside, meanwhile Cameron striking Devan with that Kendo stick, and just look at all those welts across Dubian’s body! But slinking up from behind is Bowie Gray with the lid to a trash can! OH! GRAY JUST NAILED CAM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THAT TRASH CAN LID!!!
Stew: Cam down on the mat as Miss Extreme slides back in! She charges at Bowie! BOWIE SWINGS WITH THE LID… BUT MISS EXTREME DUCKS UNDERNEATH! Bowie turns around, and Miss Extreme plants a kick right in his mid-section! Bowie dropping his weapon which Miss Extreme scoops up! OH WHAT A SHOT TO THE HEAD OF GRAY! THAT LID WARPED AND BENT FROM THE IMPACT! AND YET BOWIE IS STILL ON HIS FEET! Miss Extreme with Another shot… AND IT LANDS! BUT BOWIE STILL WON’T GO DOWN! Miss Extreme tosses the trash can lid at Bowie, Gray snatches it in Midair… SPINNING HEEL KICK!!! MISS EXTREME WITH A KICK THAT SMASHES THAT LID RIGHT AGAINST THE FACE OF BOWIE GRAY!!
Talib: Miss Extreme stomping away at Bowie Gray, but On the other side of the ring Devan Dubian firmly in control of Cameron Ella Ava as he brings her down with a swinging neckbreaker! Dubian back up now as he picks up one of those chairs! Dubian standing over Cam … AND HE DRIVES THE EDGE OF THAT CHAIR RIGHT INTO HER CHEST! AND HE DOES IT A SECOND TIME! AND A THIRD!!!
Flannery: Dubian trying to crush the lungs of Cameron right before our very eyes! Miss Extreme picking up a chair of her own and goes after Dub! MISS EXTREME LANDS WITH THE CHAIR TO DEVAN’S BACK!!! Devan rolling in the Mat in pain Miss Extreme winding up for a big shot… BUT BOWIE GRAY TACKLES HER TO THE GROUND!
Stew: Bowie laying in with those mounted punches to the skull! Wait Miss Extreme able turn him over into the full guard position and unleashes a flurry of strikes to the head! Gray able to push her away! Both Bowie and Miss Extreme back to their feet, Gray lands a kick to the stomach and hooks the head of Miss Extreme… FISHERMAN’S SUPLEX! BOWIE HAS THE BRIDGE HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO END IT RIGHT HERE!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE! TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOO!!! KICKOUT!
Talib: Near fall there while Dubian trades shots Cameron Ava! Devan with a clothesline, Cam ducking under it, PELÈ KICK! That kick lands right on the top of Dubian’s skull!
Stew: Gray getting peppered with forearm strikes that have the reaper rocked! Miss Extreme setting up for a northern lights suplex! But Gray with a double ax handle to the back that drops Miss Extreme to her knee! Gray setting her up now,what’s he got planned here?! PPPPPPAAAARRRRRAAAAALLLLLLLYYYYYZZZZZEEEEDDDDD!!! SUNSET FLIP BACK BREAKER CONNECTS!!! GRAY WITH A COVER!!!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE! TTTTWWWWOOOOOO!!! TTTTTHHHHRRR-
Flannery: CAMERON MAKES THE SAVE BEFORE THE THREE!!! Cam picking Bowie up by the head, But Bowie fighting back with rights and lefts to the ribs! Gray lands a kick to the to the gut, now setting Cam up, LOOKING FOR PARALYZED AGAIN!!! ALABAMA SLAM!!!CAMERON COUNTERS WITH A MOVE THAT SENDS BOWIE’S HEAD BOUNCING OFF THE CANVAS!
Talib: Bowie Down but Cameron not taking advantage! Instead she picks up the ladder and begins propping it up against the turnbuckles! Bowie starting to stir, he’s up to his knees, Cam turning her attention back to Gray, AND SHE CONNECTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK THAT LANDS FLUSH AGAINST THE SIDE OF GRAY’S HEAD! HAD HIS CLOCK CLEANED FROM THAT ONE!
Stew: Cameron not finished yet as she hooks both of Bowie’s legs! Looks like Cam is gonna attempt a slingshot! SHE DOES AND SENDS BOWIE FACE FIRST INTO THE LADDER! Gray slumped down on his knees, his face resting against that cold hard steel of that ladder! Cam backing up a few steps about to charge right at Gray! OLYMPIC SLAM!!! DEVAN DUBAIN OUT OF NOWHERE!!!
Flannery: Dubian chose a most opportune moment to deliver that slam! And Devan now grabbing one of those chairs, Miss Extreme using the ropes to try and get back to her feet! AND DUBAIN WITH ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF MISS EXTREME!!! You can see the from the body language on Miss Extreme just how much that one hurt! Dubain trying to revive Bowie Gray!
Devan Dubian ( no mic ): LET’S FINISH THEM OFF!
Talib: Gray starting to pick himself up as Dubian drags Cameron by the hair! Dubian with one hand gripping a steel chair, the other nearly tearing the hair out of the scalp of Cameron Ava! Dubian now forcing Cam’s throat against the middle rope! Cameron being strangled as Devan drives his knee against her back using all his weight to keep her in place! Dub positioning that chair now against Cam’s face!
Stew: Devan calling to Gray, Bowie rushes towards the corner… DIAMANTÉ KICK!!! MY GOD THAT SPRINGBOARD DROP KICK JUST SMASHED THAT CHAIR RIGHT INTO CAMERON AVA’S FACE!!! CAM LAID OUT IN A HEAP! DEVAN WITH AN EVIL LOOK IN HIS EYES AS HE SLITHERS OUT OF THE RING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE! CAMERON MOTIONLESS AS DUBIAN HAS HER HOOKED BY THE HEAD! DEVAN HAS HER STRETCHED OUT, HER LIMP BODY JUST BARLEY HELD IN PLACE BY THE RING APRON…
APRON DDT!!! CAMERON AVA’S HEAD JUST GOT PLANTED ON THE OUTSIDE WITH A DEVASTATING DDT!!!
Flannery: Cam May Be concussed, but Gray and Dubian simply do not give a damn! Bowie now sliding outside, AND LOOK AT THAT SICK DISTURBED SMILE ON HIS FACE! Gray scooping up a lifeless Cameron Ava as Devan Dubian rolls back into the ring! Bowie laying Cam down onto that table that was set up earlier! Inside the ring Devan Dubian has picked up the tire iron! He stalks Miss Extreme as she slowly gets to her knees! Dubian Standing with Miss Extreme as his feet, He raises that tire iron up over his head…
LOW BLOW!!! MISS EXTREME HITTING DUBIAN RIGHT WHERE IT HURTS AND SAVING HERSELF FROM GETTING BLASTED BY THAT TIRE IRON!!!
Talib: Dub collapses to the mat as Bowie Gray re-enters the ring! Gray now taking that ladder out of the corner and sets it up by the ring ropes! Gray scaling the ladder rung by rung! Bowie nearly at the top as Miss Extreme just begins to pick herself up off the mat!
Stew: Bowie perched all the way up on the top of the ladder looking down at Cameron Ella Ava who has not moved since she was DDT’d to the floor! Bowie seems to have the distance but is he having second thoughts?!
Bowie ( no mic, to himself): NO! YES! NO! YES! NO! YES!
Flannery: Bowie at odds with himself about going this far! But look out Miss Extreme is on her feet! She is noticeably favoring her back with every step, but she is still carrying on like the fighter she has always been! Miss Extreme standing besides that ladder, Bowie still arguing with himself and not noticing at she begins to tip over the ladder… OH MY GOD!!! BOWIE GRAY CRASHING OFF THE LADDER AND TO THE FLOOR AT RINGSIDE!!!
Talib: Bowie Down and out but that seems to have taken the last bit of strength that Miss Extreme had left to give as you can see her wincing in pain just standing there! Devan Dubian getting his legs back under him now, Miss Extreme throws a wild punch, BUT DEVAN COUNTERS WITH THE INVERTED HEADLOCK BACKBREAKER!!!
Stew: MISS EXTREME THRASHING ON THE MAT FROM THAT BACKBREAKER!! YOU HAVE TO WONDER IF THOSE OLD INJURIES HAVE BEEN AGGRAVATED FROM ALL THE ABUSE SHE HAS TAKEN TO HER BACK!!! IF IT HASN’T THEN THAT MUST BE THE GOAL OF DEVAN DUBIAN AS HE LANDS A LEAPING KNEE DROP TO THE SPINE!!! DUBIAN DRAGS MISS EXTREME BACK TO HER FEET! SHE CAN BARELY STAND AS HE LIFTS HER UP… AND DELIVERS A BACKBREAKER ACROSS THE KNEE!!
Talib: Oh but it looks like Dubain has something more devilish planned here as he takes one of those steel chairs and unfolds it right in the middle of the ring! Dubian dragging Miss Extreme up by the hair-BACK ELBOW!!! MISS EXTREME POPS DUB RIGHT IN THE MOUTH WITB A BACK ELBOW THAT HAS HIM STUNNED! Miss Extreme with a fire arm! A Second! Miss Extreme hits the ropes and comes charging with everything she has left at Dubian! Miss Extreme looking for a- WAIT DUBIAN CAUGHT HER! DEVAN HAS HER TRAPPED IN HIS GRIP AS HE RAISES MISS EXTREME UP AS HIGH AS HE CAN GET HER… BACKBREAKER ON TBE CHAIR!!! MISS EXTREME BEING PLANTED ON THAT UNFORGIVING STEEL CHAIR WHICH LAYS BENT AND SOMEWHAT TWISTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!
Flannery: AND DEVAN THAT HEARTLESS BASTARD NOT EVEN GOING FOR THE PIN, HE JUST WANTS TO INFLICT PUNISHMENT TO MISS EXTREME, THE SAME AS HE HAS WANTED TO DO FOR THE PAST MONTH!! DUBIAN STOMPING DOWN RIGHT ON THE LOWER BACK, TREATING MISS EXTREME AS IF SHE WAS SOME KIND OF INSECT! ANOTHER STOMP LANDS! A THIRD! DUB TAKING MISS EXTREME BY THE LEGS… BOSTON CRAB!!! ALL THE WEIGHT OF DEVAN DUBIAN ON MISS EXTREME’S BACK!!!
Talib: MISS EXTREME SCREAMING IN AGONY AS DEVAN WRENCHES BACK WITH ALL HIS WEIGHT!! SHE IS TRAPPED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH NOWHERE TO GO! SHE SIMPLY IS GOING TO HAVE TO TAP!!!
Stew: DUBIAN SCREAMING FOR MISS EXTREME TO GIVE UP! SHE DOES ALL SHE CAN TO HOLD ON!! WAIT A MINUTE CAMERON IS BACK UP AND ROLLING INTO THE RING! DUBIAN SPOTS HER AND RELEASES THE SUBMISSION HOLD!!! DUBIAN RUSHES AT CAMERON WITH A CLOTHESLINE… KNOCK BITCHES OUT!!! THAT FOREARM STRIKE LANDS RIGHT ON THE CHIN AND NOBODY DOES IT BETTER THAN CAM!!! DUBIAN KNOCKED DOWN BUT HE GETS BACK UP QUICKLY, AND RIGHT INTO A SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!
Flannery: DUB KNOCKED SILLY FRON THAT KICK AS CAMERON SNATCHES UP THE TIRE IRON! DUB SLOW TO GET BACK UP, BUT HEY BOWIE GRAY ROLLS INTO THE RING BEHIND CAMERON! BOWIE REACHES TO TURN HER AROUND… BUT CAM WAFFLES HIM WITH THAT IRON!!! GRAY KNOCKED OUT FRON THAT ONE!!!
Talib: BLEEDING EDGE!!! JUMPING CUTTER JUST PLANTED CAMERON FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT!!!! DUBAIN WITH THE PIN! HE’S GONNA STEAL ONE!!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!! TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew: WHERE THE HELL DID MISS EXTREME COME FROM TO MAKE THAT SAVE?!?!! COULD YOU IMAGINE HOW FAR SHE HAD TO DIG DOWN TO FIND ENOUGH TO BREAK UP THE PIN?!? DUBAIN LOOKS PISSED OFF AS COULD BE! DUBAIN STALKING MISS EXTREME LIKE A PREDATOR AND HIS PREY! DUB ALMOST SNAKE LIKE AS HE SLITHERS ALONG THE MAT WAITING FOR MISS EXTREME TO GET BACK UP, BUT HE DOESN’T SEEM TO NOTICE THAT MISS EXTREME JUST GRABBED THAT BROKEN GLASS COVERED BASEBALL BAT!!!
Flannery: MISS EXTREME GETTING TONHER FEET… BBBBBBLLLLLEEEEDDDDDIIIINNNNGGG- MISS EXTREME JUST SMACKED DUBIAN IN THE FACE WITH THAT BAT!!!! DEVAN SPRAWLED OUT ON THE MAT WITH BLOOD RUNNING DOWN HIS FACE!!! MISS EXTREME FALLING ON TOP FOR THE COVER!!!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!! TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOO!!!! TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
KICKOUT!!!
Talib: DUBAIN GETTING HIS SHOULDER UP JUST BEFORE THE REF COULD COUNT THE FALL!!! BOTH HE AND MISS EXTREME STRUGGLING TO GET BACK UP!! DUBIAN UP JUST AFTER MISS EXTREME REACHES HER FEET! MISS EXTREME GRABBING THAT TRASH CAN… AND SHE TRAPS DEVAN INSIDE IT!!! SPINNING HEEL KICK!!! DEVAN KNOCKED DOWN TO THE MAT INSIDE THAT TRASH CAN! MISS EXTREME SOMEHOW PUSHING HERSELF UP THE TURNBUCKLES! MISS EXTREME PERCHED ON THE TOP ROPE… A BBBBBBLLLLLLLIIIIIIINNNNNNNDDDDD FFFFFFLLLLLLLUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYY!!!!!
Stew: A BLIND FLURRY CONNECTS AND THAT TRASH CAN COLLAPSES WITH DEVAN DUBIAN INSIDE IT!!!! MISS EXTREME CRAWLING OVER AND MAKES THE COVER WITH DUB STILL TRAPPED INSIDE THAT CAN!!!!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!! TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!! TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
DING DING DING!!!
( “Gangsta” By New Years Day starts up.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS… CAMERON ELLA AVA AND MISS EXTREME!!!!
Flannery: WHAT A DISPLAY HERE TONIGHT! WE KNEW THIS WOULD NOT BE FOR THE WEAK OF HEART BUT THAT MATCH WENT FURTHER THAN EVEN I THOUGHT IT WOULD!
Stew: AND TALK ABOUT THE HEART, DETERMINATION, AND THE WILL TO WIN OF MISS EXTREME AS SHE FOUGHT THROUGH WHAT I THOUGHT WOULD BE INSURMOUNTABLE PAIN TO SOMEHOW GET THE WIN HERE TONIGHT!!!
(Backstage Michael Belfort is seen again, this time standing next to a middle aged man in a doctor’s coat. The man is reading over a clipboard in his hands as Michael addresses the camera.)
Michael Belfort: I’m here with Doctor Leonard Little, one of the physicians who worked to repair the ankle of Hades the Hellraiser after the brutal attack he suffered last week at the hands of Lucas Johnson. Doctor Little, what can you tell us about the status of Hades?
(Doctor Little coughs and looks up from the clipboard.)
Doctor Little: Hades is one of the most determined individuals I’ve ever had the…fortune*He smiles humorlessly* of treating, but that notwithstanding, his ankle is severely broken. It’s a small miracle, medically speaking, that he was able to even compete in the match after the assault. Knowing the man like I know do, I can only attribute that to the burning hatred he has for Lucas Johnson.
(Michael nods, trying to steal a glance at the clipboard.)
Michael Belfort: How long will he be on the shelf?
Doctor Little: Truth be told, I’m not sure. As I said, the ankle is severely damaged, and I’m not even sure how he was able to make it to the ring. As a matter of fact, I-
(They are interrupted by Albert Hitchman and Lucas Johnson as they walk onto camera. Hitchman gives a slimey smile.)
Albert Hitchman: Doc, you should do everyone a favor and just put him down, Hades’ time is over, the New Ace has seen to that! I thought Hades was supposed to be this fearsome monster, but I guess all it took to put him out was a little busted ankle…so sad.
(Hitchman makes an over exaggerated sad expression as Lucas laughs and claps his manager on the shoulder. Doctor Little, clearly annoyed, checks his clipboard, then addresses Hitchman and Lucas.)
Doctor Little: As I said, I’m not sure how long Hades will be out for, there are two bits of information I can provide: First, the entire time we were treating him Hades kept repeating one thing over and over: ‘He should have killed me.’ THe second bit of information, though I’m not sure how ‘medical it is…if you’re asking me to diagnose his current condition, I could only say one word: Pissed.
(The Doctor levels a gaze at Hitchman and Lucas. The Hitch gives a sarcastic smile as the Doctor continues.)
Doctor Little: Now…if you’ll excuse me, please.
(Lucas, Hitch, and the Doctor all exit the camera in different directions as Michael looks to the camera.)
Michael Belfort: That’s all for this very special medical update, now a word from our sponsors!
(Final Commercial for the Evening, advertising tickets going on sale for the Ides of March, LIVE from the Vivint Smart Home Arena in Salt Lake City, Utah, March 15.)
(“The Sound of Silence” — Necroblaspheme plays through the speakers as the crowd gives APOCALYPSE a mixed reaction. APOCALYPSE comes out from the back in a referee shirt, which is obviously too small for his giant frame, but he somehow managed to squeeze into it.)
Stephie Love: Introducing the special guest referee for this match, APOOOCAALLYYYYYPPPPPSSSSSEEEEE!!
Talib Bari: What the hell was StarrStan’s mindset when thinking of a special guest official? APOCALYPSE has no favorites in this match! He hates EVERYONE! I don’t see this match going well!
Flannery McCoy: Hey, he may call this match down the middle! Let’s not doubt APOCALYPSE just yet!
(“The Devil In I” — Slipknot blasts through the speakers as Jason McKormick comes out with a confident look on his face! The crowd is reacting positively to him as he is taking in the reception of the crowd.)
Stephie Love: The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL —
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Stephie Love:…AND, IT’S FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, representing The Score, from Jackson, Michigan, weighing 235 pounds, he is “The Lunatic”, JAAASSSSSSSOOOOOONNNNNNNN MCKKKOOORRRRRMIIIICCCKKKKKK!!
Stew-O: This is probably the biggest match of Jason McKormick’s career! There are probably people in the back that believe Jason is not deserving of this title match! His performance at King of Elite was probably the worst in the match, but I like to give people the benefit in the doubt and hope that Jason does a lot better in this match than he did at King of Elite!
Flannery McCoy: I think King of Elite and the loss lit a fire underneath his ass! I think he is going to go into this match and give everything that he has! To him, he doesn’t look at this victory as a victory for himself, but a victory for The Score! A victory for those that have been underestimated and tossed aside by management! A win for Jason McKormick is like a win for the people!
(“I Hope You Suffer” — AFI blasts through the speakers as Theron Nikolas slowly comes out with confidence, but holding his guard up at the same time. He notices that he will be stepping into the ring with two men that hate his guys. The crowd is BOOING the living hell out this man! The camera gets a shot of the Answers World Championship on his waist.)
Stephie Love: Introducing his opponent, representing the One Percent, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, he is the CURRENT ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION, “God Emperor”, THERRRRROOOOONNNNNNNN NIKKKKOOOOOLLLAAAASSSSSSS!!
Talib Bari: Kneel for the God Emperor, guys!
Flannery McCoy: NO.
Stew-O: Theron Nikolas had a beautiful performance at King of Elite as he managed to defeat one of the best in the business, Jamie O’Hara. He was supposed to face Hades the Hellraiser in a title match last week, but Lucas Johnson kinda made things easier for him by shattering Hades’ ankle to the point where he couldn’t compete! However, I don’t think he has anywhere to hide in this match! He didn’t hide at King of Elite and he won’t be hiding in this match!
APOCALYPSE: RING THE BELL, BITCH!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Talib Bari: APOCALYPSE steps away from the middle as he lets both Theron Nikolas and Jason McKormick wrestle! It is going to be quite interesting to see this monster being a cordial official! I don’t know what was up with StarrStan believing that he can let ANYONE being an official in this match, but this is not going to be your prototypical title defense for Theron! Theron is stretching his limbs by grasping onto the ropes! Jason is more than willing to get this match going! Theron and Jason begin to circle around each other! Each man is trying to look for an opening, so that they could launch in and go for the collar-and-elbow tie up! The two men hold on to that collar-and-elbow for a moment as Jason McKormick manages to push Theron Nikolas to one of the corners! Jason clutches his fist as he throws a punch at Theron to the corner! JASON GETS THERON BY ONE OF HIS ARMS BEFORE WHIPPING HIM TO THE CORNER; HOWEVER, THERON COUNTERS THAT WHIP AS JASON ENDS UP WHIPPING TOWARDS THE ROPES! JASON REBOUNDS FROM THE ROPES TO CONNECT WITH A HIGH KNEE TO THE CHIN OF THERON AS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION STUMBLES BACK! JASON FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH THE LEGACY, BUT THERON DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY! IF JASON MANAGES TO CONNECT WITH THAT SUPERKICK, THIS COULD MEAN THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR THE “GOD EMPEROR”!
Flannery McCoy: Theron Nikolas has Jason McKormick by his leg! Jason shakes his head no as he is hopping in his available foot! THERON DELIVERS AN AWFUL LOOKING DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP AS JASON INSTANTLY CLUTCHES ONTO HIS RIGHT LEG! THERON RISES BACK TO HIS FEET AS IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS FOUND A TARGET POINT TO USE TO HIS ADVANTAGE AS THE MATCH PROGRESSES! THERON TRIES TO GET OVER JASON’S RIGHT LEG, BUT JASON DOES HIS BEST WITH TRYING TO SHOVE THERON AWAY! THERON SOMEHOW MANAGES TO GET TO JASON’S RIGHT LEG BEFORE RAISING IT UP AND SLAMMING IT AGAINST THE MAT! THERON GETS JASON’S LEG UP AND BEGINS TO KICK THE BACK OF THE LEG! THERON IS DELIVERING SOME RAPID AND FIERY KICKS ONTO THE BACK OF THE “THE LUNATIC’S” LEG!
Stew-O: OH MY GOD! APOCALYPSE JUST PULLED THERON NIKOLAS BY HIS HAIR AND AWAY FROM JASON MCKORMICK! THAT LOOKED LIKE IT REQUIRED NO EFFORT AT ALL, FLANNERY AND TALIB! Theron is looking back at APOCALYPSE, who says nothing to Theron! THERON EXCHANGES A GLARE AT “THE MONSTER”, BUT CONTINUES HIS MISSION TO INFLICT AS MUCH PAIN AS POSSIBLE IN JASON’S RIGHT LEG! THERON GETS JASON BY HIS LEG AGAIN AND CONNECTS WITH AN ELBOW DROP ON THE BACK OF THE LEG! THERON DOES THIS ONE MOVE REPEATEDLY AND RAPIDLY AT THE SAME TIME! THE LOOK ON JASON’S FACE TELLS YOU THAT THIS IS A MAN WHO IS IN A LOT OF PAIN AT THIS VERY MOMENT! THERON TRIES TO HOOK THE LEG AS HE GOES FOR THE FIRST COVER IN THIS ENTIRE MATCH! APOCALYPSE IS NOT EVEN GOING IN POSITION FOR THE COUNT! HE IS JUST GOING TO STAND UP AND START COUNTING!
APOCALYPSE: ONE!
Talib Bari: Jay-Mac lifts his right shoulder up as APOCALYPSE stops his counting as he sees Jason McKormick’s shoulder up! Theron Nikolas gets a fistful of Jason’s hair before getting him up to his feet! Theron begins to apply a headlock on the member of The Score! Jason is seen struggling in the headlock as he is trying to shove Theron to the side and get out of the move, but Theron has the headlock applied beautifully! Jason doesn’t need to struggle in the headlock anymore as Theron manages to release the hold and rebound from the ropes to connect with a clothesline as Jason falls to his knees! THERON RACES FOR THE TOP ROPE AS IT SEEMS LIKE THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION IS GOING TO HIGH RISK, PEOPLE! THERON IS LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT MOMENT CONNECT WITH THIS DROPKICK AS HE SLOWLY WAITS FOR JASON TO GET BACK UP TO HIS FEET! JASON SLOWLY RISES TO HIS FEET AS THERON FLIES FROM THE TOP ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF JASON MCKORMICK’S HEAD! JASON COLLAPSES DOWN ONCE AGAIN AS THERON IS ON HIS KNEES WITH A WICKED SMILE ON HIS FACE AS IT SEEMS LIKE HE IS HAVING QUITE A FEW IDEAS POP INTO HIS HEAD AT THE MOMENT! THERON NIKOLAS GETS JASON MCKORMICK BACK TO HIS FEET BEFORE WHIPPING HIM TO THE CORNER! THERON TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK BEFORE RUNNING AND CONNECTING WITH A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO A CORNERED JASON! JASON FELT THAT FOR SURE!
Flannery McCoy: Theron Nikolas follows that up with a Touch of Heroine! The rainmaker lariat on Jason McKormick! That has to be enough! Theron Nikolas with the cover!
APOCALYPSE: ONE….TWO…
Stew-O: Jason McKormick manages to kick out at two! By the look on Theron Nikolas’ face, you can see that he wasn’t too happy about how that pinfall went! The count did kind of seem slow, don’t you think? But, I’m not going to question the official when he looks like APOCALYPSE! Theron gets Jason and begins to throw some stiff elbows directly at the skull of Jason! Theron is throwing those elbows like he’s gone insane! Theron goes for another stiff elbow— WHAT IS APOCALYPSE DOING? APOCALYPSE JUST GOT THERON’S RIGHT ARM RIGHT BEFORE HE WAS GOING TO HIT WITH ANOTHER ELBOW TO JASON’S SKULL! APOCALYPSE MANAGES TO TURN THERON NIKOLAS AROUND! THERON WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH APOCALYPSE AND I DON’T BLAME HIM! THERON HAS HIS HANDS UP IN DEFENSE AND BEGINS TO BACK AWAY, BUT JASON MCKORMICK WAS ABLE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE DISTRACTION AND CONNECTS WITH A INVERTED HEADLOCK BACKBREAKER ON THERON NIKOLAS!
Talib Bari: This may have been the opening that Jason McKormick really needed to get back into this match! Jason is clutching his head in pain! He is for sure feeling those effects of the elbows! Theron Nikolas is clutching his lower back as Jason gets the Answers World Champion back to his feet! Jason follows up that inverted headlock backbreaker with a jumping knee smash as Theron’s head goes bouncing back! THERON BOUNCES AGAINST THE ROPES AS JASON MCKORMICK GOES RIGHT AFTER THERON WITH SOME FOREARM SHOTS OF HIS OWN TO THERON’S SKULL! THIS COULD BE A LITTLE PAYBACK FROM WHAT JASON EXPERIENCED A LITTLE EARLIER IN THE BACK! AFTER IT SEEMS LIKE THERON WOULD BE FIGHTING BACK ANYTIME SOON, JASON TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK BEFORE RUNNING AND CONNECTING WITH A HIGH KNEE ONTO THERON’S CHIN! THERON’S NECK BOUNCES BACK AS JASON FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A RUNNING FOREARM TO THERON’S FACE! JASON PULLS THERON IN BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A FACEBUSTER! JASON GOES FOR THE COVER!
APOCALYPSE: ONE! TWO!
Flannery McCoy: Theron Nikolas kicks out at two! The champion is still in this match! Jason gets Theron by his right arm before whipping him to the corner! Theron is trying his best to hold onto the corner, but Jason goes right after Theron with a bicycle knee strike! JASON MANAGES TO GET ON THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THERON’S SHOULDERS BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER ON THERON NIKOLAS! NO! THERON MANAGES TO CATCH HIMSELF ON HIS FEET! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW HE WAS ABLE TO DO THAT, BUT THERON IS ON HIS FEET AND JASON MCKORMICK HAS NO CLUE WHAT IS GOING TO HIT HIM! JASON MCKORMICK TURNS HIMSELF AROUND AS THERON RUNS AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK, BUT JASON MANAGES TO SLIDE PAST THERON! THERON TURNS AROUND AS JASON CONNECTS WITH A PELE KICK! THERON GOES BACK TO THE ROPES AS JASON FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT OF HIS OWN! Jason gets Theron by his arm before whipping to the ropes again! Theron counters with a whip of his own as Jason rebounds from the ropes, but this seems to backfire on Theron as Jason delivers a giant spear that could split Theron in half if it wanted too! Theron looks like he had the air sucked out of him! He is clutching his stomach in pain as Jason McKormick gets back to his feet! It looks like he is waiting for the perfect moment to rebound from the ropes! Jason with the Dinner Time — curb stomp!
Stew-O: Not exactly, Flann! Theron Nikolas manages to roll himself out of the way as it seemed like Jason McKormick’s right leg is giving him problems again! Not quite the leg, but his ankle! When Theron rolled himself to avoid the Dinner time, Jason landed on his ankle awkwardly! You can see the pain of Jason’s face that the landing was quite painful, but hopefully, he can shake off this the pain enough to end this match!
APOCALYPSE: END THIS MATCH!
Talib Bari: APOCALYPSE just hates everyone! I have to conclude that now! Jason McKormick nods in agreement as she goes to get Theron Nikolas back to his feet! It seems like Jason is going to fight through the pain, which is the smart thing to do! Don’t let Theron see that the right ankle is bugging him! Theron sees that and he will modify his game plan on exploiting that injury more than it is at the moment! THERON THROWS A FOREARM TO JASON AS JASON THROWS A FOREARM TO THERON! THERON THROWS A FOREARM BACK TO JASON AS JASON DOES THE SAME THING TO THERON! THERON! JASON! THERON! JASON! THERON! JASON WITH A FLYING FOREARM AS THAT KNOCKS THERON BACK, BUT THERON DELIVERS A FLYING FOREARM BACK TO JASON! JASON STUMBLES BACK AS HE MANAGES TO CONNECTING WITH A FLYING BICYCLE KNEE TO THERON, BUT THERON HAD THAT KNEE SCOUTED AS HE MANAGES TO DUCK OUT OF THE WAY AND GET JASON BY HIS RIGHT FOOT! This is the same foot that Theron had tried to target around the beginning of the match; however, it seems like Theron has his grip on Jason McKormick’s ankle! Jason is shaking his head now as Theron delivers another dragon screw leg whip, but it seems like Jason’s ankle took more of the whip than his leg! Jason is clutching to his ankle! Theron gets to one knee as he gets Jason in position for a German suplex! Theron lifts Jason over his head and connects with the German— no Jason manages to catch himself on his feet! Jason twists that right ankle! It almost seemed like Theron knew that Jason would end up doing something like this! Theron connects with his own bicycle knee as Jason stumbles back to the corner!
Flannery McCoy: Theron Nikolas runs and connects with another running European uppercut to Jason McKormick! Jason stumbles forward as Theron follows it up with a superkick, but Jason only collapses to his knees! Theron gets Jason by one of his arms before connecting with a Touch of Heroine for the second time in this match! Theron picks up Jason McKormick again! Theron connects with the King’s Requiem! The swinging reverse STO! No! Jason manages to stop himself from having Theron connect with the King’s Requiem! Jason manages to deliver some mean elbows to the back of Theron Nikolas’ neck! Slowly, Theron is releasing the STO as Jason manages to go free! Jason runs and connects with a jumping clothesline on Theron who falls back to the mat! JASON GESTURES FOR THERON TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET AS JASON CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER JUMPING CLOTHESLINE! THERON GETS BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT JASON CONNECTS WITH A BACK KICK AS THERON IS HOLDING HIS STOMACH IN PAIN! JASON FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A SPIKE DDT ON THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! THIS CAN BE IT, BOYS!
APOCALYPSE: ONE! TWO! THR—
Stew-O: Theron Nikolas kicks out barely! Theron landed on his head harshly thanks to the spike DDT, but he is not out of the game for good! Jason McKormick is one his knees wondering what he is going to do in order to put the “God Emperor” down! What is Jason going to do to pin Theron for the three count? Jason has brought everything to his match! Jason notices Theron Nikolas on all fours as Jason begins to back away to a corner! Jason has a sinister grin on his face! That’s the look when these psychopaths on the Dynasty brand have when they’re able to punt someone in the skull! I don’t think Theron notices what is going to happen as Jason McKormick runs! The Punt to the Head! WHAT IN THE HELL? APOCALYPSE JUST CONNECTED WITH A RUNNING AXE HANDLE ON JASON MCKORMICK! HE’S THE OFFICIAL! HE’S NOT SUPPOSED TO GET HIMSELF INVOLVED IN THE MATCH! THERON NIKOLAS IS LOOKING AT WHAT APOCALYPSE JUST DID IN SHOCK! THE RUNNING AXE HANDLE DID NOT LOOK LIKE MUCH, BUT IT KNOCKED JASON TO THE GROUND!
Talib Bari: THERON NIKOLAS DECIDES TO REFOCUS ON THIS MATCH AND PICK UP JASON MCKORMICK WHO SEEMS OUT OF IT AT THIS POINT! THERON HAS HIM IN POSITION FOR THE KING’S REQUIEM! THIS TIME, THE MOVE CONNECTS AS THERON GOES FOR THE COVER, BUT HE LOOKS UNSURE AS APOCALYPSE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE HE IS GOING TO STOP!
APOCALYPSE: ONE! TWO! THREE! RING THE GODDAMN BELL!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“I Hope You Suffer” blasts through the speakers as Theron Nikolas finally has a moment to rest on his knees. The timekeeper hands Theron his Answers World Championship as he clutches the title. APOCALYPSE is standing at the corner with an angry look on his face as Jason McKormick rolls himself out of the ring.)
Stephie Love: The winner of this match and STILL ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION, THERROOOOOONNN —
Flannery McCoy: APOCALYPSE GETS THERON NIKOLAS UP! APOCALYPSE DELIVERS ONE MEAN HEADBUTT TO THERON, WHO STUMBLES TO HIS KNEE! APOCALYPSE GETS THERON ON HIS SHOULDERS! ARE WE ACTUALLY GOING TO SEE THIS? APOCALYPSE WITH THE HELIX NEBULA ON THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! THERON GOES DOWN! I HAVE NEVER SEEN THERON NIKOLAS TAKE THIS MUCH PUNISHMENT!
Stew-O: IT DOESN’T SEEM LIKE APOCALYPSE IS DONE YET! HE GETS THERON NIKOLAS UP TO HIS SHOULDERS AGAIN! A SECOND HELIX NEBULA TO THERON! LOOK AT THIS AGAIN, APOCALYPSE GETS THERON NIKOLAS UP AGAIN! A THIRD HELIX NEBULA! A FOURTH HELIX NEBULA! A FIFTH! A SIX! SIX HELIX NEUBLAS TO THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! THERON NIKOLAS IS DOWN AND OUT FOR THE NIGHT!
(The crowd went ballistic for the six Helix Nebulas Theron Nikolas took, but they are just happy that Theron got his ass beat for as second week in a row. APOCALYPSE looks to the side where the Answers World Championship is resting before “The Monster” picks up the title, places his boot on Theron’s chest before raising the Answers World Championship high in the air.)
Flannery McCoy: This is a little similar to what Theron Nikolas did after his match against Jamie O’Hara at King of Elite! However, it is APOCALYPSE that is the last man standing in the ring! Unfortunately, that is all the time we have this week! Signing off in behalf of Stew-O and Talib Bari, I am Flannery McCoy! Good night!
(Theron Nikolas’ lifeless body is underneath APOCALYPSE’s boot as he is still raising the Answers World Championship high in the air before it fades to black.)
(EAW logo buzzes)
