Matthew Graham
(EAW intro plays.)
(A recap of the Dynasty side for the latest EAW Free-Per-View, King of Elite, is shown: The pre-show starts off with a bang with Jonny Airhart getting a big victory in his Free-Per-View debut over Mary S. Atlas. Later, Charlie Marr then goes on to get a victory over The Fallen Angel, given, with some dirty tactics in play. It then goes onto the main show where Insurgency, Limmy Monaghan, Donovan Duke, and Maxwell, get a victory over the team of MITSUBACHI, Adam Lucas, and James Ranger. Afterwards Limmy goes on to confront Adam in which Adam advises Limmy to stay weary because he knows he’s scared to give him his well-deserved PURE Title match that was taken away from him. Dr. Angelo D’Angelo then goes to meet Serena Bennett in her locker room as he preaches to her about how she deserves more in this company just as Angelo was looking out for Viz in the same way, in which Serena takes it in deep consideration before continuing to get ready for her match. Andre Walker goes on to get the biggest win of his career and get a victory over Mr. DEDEDE to retain his New Breed Championship in glorious fashion. And the final match for Night 1, Serena Bennett defends against Eris LeCava in a Straightjacket match for the Universal Women’s Championship in which neither woman wins as none other than Darcy May Morgan cashes in her Cash In The Vault briefcase to win the Universal Women’s Championship. The Visual Prophet then makes his in-ring return as he defeats Impact with the help of Dr. Angelo D’Angelo to lead him to victory. Charlie Marr then meets with Veena Adams as both of them discuss for a little before toasting to their new found alliance on Dynasty. In a triple threat match of big proportions, Drake King gets the win over Consuela Rose Ava and Jake Smith despite an Insurgency interference that led Jake inches away from the victory. Lethal Consequences then retains his EAW World Heavyweight Championship against Dray Fontana in a big match for the ages as both of them put on a spectacle. And lastly, in the main event, Xander Payne competes for the King of Elite crown but is ultimately, along with TLA, thwarted by the new King of Elite, Kassidy Heart, to end the show, and the recap)
(The camera transitions to the World 1 Theatre as the hyped virtual crowd cheers in anticipation as an array of red pyro bursts out of the stage and the camera pans around for a good moment. After a while it then transitions over to the commentary booth as from there, Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer are seen all smiling before Stew begins to speak)
Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen we are officially on the road to RECKLESS WIRING! WELCOMING EVERYONE TO FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY!
Flannery McCoy: I’m definitely excited for what’s in store tonight as we’re hot off the heels of EAW’s latest Free-Per-View, King of Elite and right back on our journey to Pain For Pride as we have an absolutely STACKED card for you tonight with our main Championships on the line as well!
Jake Mercer: To my shock and many BOTH the PURE Championship and the EAW World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line tonight. As Limmy Monaghan defends against Charlie Marr and Lethal Consequences retains against Harper Lee in our main event! IT’S LIT!
Stew-O: Retains? :dahell:
Jake Mercer: Let’s not try to kid ourselves here. :wow:
Stew-O: Well it could go either way.
Jake Mercer: Not when Big Man LC is involved in the decision Stew damn. ONTO THE SHOW!
(‘Don Life’ By Big Sean featuring Lil Wayne hits, and at first the virtual crowd begins to cheer, but the cheers are extremely short lived as the Beloved Brother Dr. Angelo D’Angelo begins walking down the stage. He doesn’t look happy at all, and clearly doesn’t care about the negative crowd reaction as he makes his way towards the ring.)
Jake Mercer: :blessed:
Stew-O: Dr. Angelo D’Angelo definitely doesn’t look happy. :lupe:
(Dr. Angelo D’Angelo paces around the ring for a few seconds, and he then begins to speak.)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: This is a TRAVESTY! King of Elite was meant to be a night for all of my brothas and sistas to shine and it was taken away from us. Each and every one of you should be just as enraged as myself, but I know damn well why you’re not. You all support a corrupt company and see no issue with racism. You should all be ashamed of yourselves, but I’m not at all surprised the KKK members are supporting each other. Look at all of the important Championship matches at King of Elite, and just tell me what they all have in common. Andre Walker versus Mr. DEDEDE, Serena Bennett versus Eris LeCava, Bronson Daniels versus Jack Ripley, SOSA Henderson versus Terry Chambers. These matches only existed because my people were talented enough to find success for themselves. My BROTHAS and SISTAS earned their spots, and everyone but Andre Walker lost their Championship matches thanks to a racist system clearly favoring the colonizers. The only black people to win any matches at King of Elite were Andre and my own client, the Visual Prophet. This is disgusting. These sort of results are unacceptable, and it’s all because you people refuse to listen that we continue to suffer.
(The virtual crowd boos the Beloved Brother, and Dr. Angelo D’Angelo simply shakes his head before continuing to speak.)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Of course the truth hurts for the sons and daughters of slave owners, but now more than ever it’s time ears are opened and our voices are heard. Serena Bennett could have been added to the disgustingly small list of black individuals to win at King of Elite, but she chose not to listen to my advice. If she merely accepted my offer then the result of her match could have changed, but instead she was cashed in on and lost her Universal Women’s Championship, becoming one of many black people to come up short against WHITE PRIVILEGE! Serena did not lose her Championship fairly, but because of a briefcase that was won in a match featuring only ONE African American, ANOTHER white devil was allowed to prosper at the expense of our kind! EAW’s future should not be filled with white tyranny, but this business is CORRUPT! The goddamn EAW is suspect! They don’t value us and will continue trying to push us down as much as they can, and if they got their way both Andre Walker AND the Visual Prophet would have fallen short at King of Elite to the two men who are as accomplished as they are due to the color of their ski-
(Before the Beloved Brother could finish speaking, ‘ME’ by Taylor Swift featuring Brendon Urie begins to play. Dr. Angelo D’Angelo doesn’t look amused as Veena Adams walks out to the stage along with Charlie Marr, but the two of them don’t look very happy either. Veena has clearly heard enough of the Beloved Brother, as she soon begins to speak while walking down the ramp.)
Veena Adams: We’ve heard eno-
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Look. At. That. Just when I try to bring change to a clearly corrupt company two descendants of white supremacy arrive to silence me. You two are no longer hiding your racism, and now are shoving it into the faces of all of these ungrateful fans who were BLESSED by the Visual Prophet’s appearance merely one week ago. You can’t silence the truth no matter how hard you try. Now that I’m here EAW’s corrupt nature will be exposed and racists like you won’t be allowed to thrive any longer-
Charlie Marr: You can shut the fuck up now.
Veena Adams: Look, Angelo, I couldn’t give less of a fuck about you or any of your “BrOtHaS aNd SiStAs” that lost at King of Elite, okay? Serena Bennett was a fucking idiot and didn’t see Darcy May Morgan coming, that’s her problem. Because she was such a useless dumbass Voltage has the Universal Women’s Championship. Stop putting whatever your stupid problems are on us, we don’t fucking decide who wins and who loses. That’s why Charlie Marr actually won at King of Elite, and all of the people you named lost. This isn’t some stupid fucking conspiracy, be grateful that Viz actually won his match and shut your goddamn mouth.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Are you asking me to be content with the bare minimum? The Visual Prophet was always going to be victorious at King of Elite, but the same can’t be said for the rest of my brothas and sistas because of people like you.
Veena Adams: :skip: If you’re just gonna keep this bullshit up, you can go ahead and get out of my ring. This is MY show whether you like it or not, and if you’re gonna be Viz’s manager or client or whatever the fuck, you still need to follow MY orders and do what I say or I’ll have you gone. Taking out all of your weird ass problems with King of Elite’s results on US is a crazy fucking choice but it’s not gonna do you any favors. Now I’m gonna give you a warning. Get out of the ring, and either go backstage and stay with Viz or go the fuck home, I don’t give a shit. Just get out of my ring and leave. Now.
Charlie Marr: If I were you I’d listen to her. You don’t want to cross Veena Adams and you definitely don’t want to get on my bad side. Veena’s just doing her job, and that’s gotta be pretty fucking difficult with dickheads like you running around. This conspiracy theory shit isn’t working, just give it a fucking break and actually worry about Viz. Serena Bennett and whoever the fuck you’re trying to stick up for don’t care about you. None of them want you here, so stop wasting everyone’s time.
(As Veena and Charlie speak they make their way down the ramp, and at this point they’ve made their way into the ring. Dr. Angelo D’Angelo doesn’t back down though, and instead stands his ground.)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: I can’t leave until you Yakubian demons admit to your wrong doings and start treating my people with respect. WE should be on the center of posters, not sacrilegious Christ-cosplaying CACs. WE should be holding Cash in the Vault briefcases, not the white women. Serena Bennett worked for her Universal Women’s Championship much like her other black colleagues, and it was stolen from her just like the whites steal everything else from us.
Veena Adams: You’ll leave whenever I tell you to leave.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Addressing me like a slave is not how you get me to listen to you. I won’t follow your orders, not when I’m demanding change-
(Before Dr. Angelo D’Angelo could finish his sentence, Charlie Marr grabs him by the collar and forces him into the corner of the ring.)
Charlie Marr: You really have a fucking listening problem, huh? I thought she told you to leave. We don’t care what you want or what you’re demanding. If you want better for anyone over here on Dynasty they’re gonna have to fucking work for it, just like I did. All those motherfuckers lost at King of Elite. Not because of some stupid fucking conspiracy or because this company is against them, but because they fucking suck and were too shitty to get the job done. I’m not about to become PURE Champion because I fucking cried about some conspiracy, I’m about to become PURE Champion because I actually win matches and I’m good enough to warrant opportunities like that. Now for the last time, get out of the ring.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: I’m not surprised that a racist like you would resort to this kind of violence. Your kind has done this for years.
Charlie Marr: That’s it-
(Before Charlie could do anything, ‘Don Life’ begins playing again. The virtual crowd begins cheering loudly, especially once they see the Visual Prophet running out to the stage and down the ramp. They didn’t expect to see him here right now, but luckily for Dr. Angelo D’Angelo, Viz was here to make the save.)
Stew-O: AND HERE COMES THE VISUAL PROPHET, THE MAN WHO DEFEATED IMPACT IN HIS RETURN MATCH AT KING OF ELITE!!
Jake Mercer: YES!! VIZZY IS HERE TO MAKE THE SAVE JUST AS CHARLIE TRIED TO ATTACK OUR BELOVED BROTHER!!
(The Visual Prophet slides into the ring, but as soon as he does both Veena Adams and Charlie Marr roll out of the ring and begin making their way up the ramp. Neither of them look happy to see the Visual Prophet here, but they make their way back regardless as Dr. Angelo D’Angelo brushes off his jacket.)
Stew-O: That was really close. I think things would’ve gotten real ugly there if Viz didn’t come make the save!
Flannery McCoy: I gotta agree. You could say Dr. Angelo D’Angelo sort of antagonized them, but nothing he said prompted that sort of response. They tried to take things way too far but in the end it backfired.
Jake Mercer: ANTAGONIZED?? Dr. Angelo D’Angelo said nothing wrong! This company is clearly holding back our people and this needs to stop! I’m with our Beloved Brother, Charlie took things way too far.
Flannery McCoy: Why do you keep saying “our” people? You’re not..
Jake Mercer: You know what I mean! The brothas and sistas! Our people!
Flannery McCoy: Okay.. Anyways, I’m just glad Viz was able to diffuse the situation.
(‘Don Life’ continues to play as Viz and Dr. Angelo D’Angelo share some words with each other inside of the ring. Veena and Charlie are at the stage, but they make their way backstage. As Viz and the Beloved Brother remain inside of the ring, Dynasty fades away from ringside.)
(A commercial for ice cream featuring Impact, watch that vanilla flavor melt faster than his gut at 50 years old)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(“Akatsuki” by Babymetal hits to cheers from the crowd.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Soka, Saitama, Japan weighing in at 187 pounds he is “The Reborn” MITSUUUUUUUUUBACHIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
(MITSUBACHI comes out to the ring playing to the crowd pointing at them and flashing his merch.)
Flannery McCoy: MITSUBACHI is looking to make himself a star here tonight! He sure looks like one!
Stew-O: That’s because he is one Flan! He doesn’t need to make himself a star he is going to make The Fallen Angel a star just by being in the ring with him!
Jake Mercer: How are either of these guys stars? I’m pretty sure I am more famous than both of them combined! :blessed: !!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Demi Gods” by Lab Rats & Slim Jim hits to cheers from the crowd.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent from Detroit, Michigan weighing in at 240 pounds he is “The Fallen One” THE FALLEN ANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The Fallen Angel comes out to the ring looking pumped for his upcoming match.)
Flannery McCoy: Things may not have gone the way The Fallen Angel wanted at King of Elite but he is looking to make up for it tonight.
Stew-O: Facts. He has remained positive in spite of everything and has expressed how much he is looking forward to this match with MITSUBACHI!
Jake Mercer: Oh god. Oh my god. These guys are such goody two shoes. Where the fuck is Charlie Marr when you need him?
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: We are underway as The Fallen Angel immediately charges in kicking MITSUBACHI hard in the leg. MITSUBACHI staggers down to the mat but Fallen catches him pulling him back up forcefully. Fallen lifts MITSUBACHI up above him head and slams him back down with a Scoop Slam. No! MITSUBACHI leaped over Fallen and shoves him from behind into the corner! But Fallen stops himself with his foot as MITSUBACHI charges in and catches him with a back elbow. Fallen charges back at MITSUBACHI with a Clothesline but MITSUBACHI ducks beneath! MITSUBACHI from behind! A big DDT connects on Fallen! MITSUBACHI rolls over into the first cover of this match!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Kick Out by The Fallen Angel! Fallen shakes his head as MITSUBACHI rolls over to his knees and slaps the shit out of Fallen! If this kid wants to be a star he is going to have to work harder than that! MITSUBACHI refusing to show respect as he pulls Fallen up by the hair and grabs him by the head before twisting around. Neckbreaker connects! But MITSUBACHI keeps the hold locked in with a Reverse Headlock on Fallen! Bending his opponent backwards with all his strength as MITSUBACHI falls down onto one knee to apply even further leverage on this painful move! But Fallen fighting out of it! He pulls forward pulling MITSUBACHI up to his feet once again before twisting around. He keeps on twisting eventually getting himself free! MITSUBACHI releases the hold! But The Fallen Angel with a rollup from behind!
Jake Mercer: No! MITSUBACHI rolled through it! But The Fallen Angel catches him from behind into a Hammerlock around the arms! But MITSUBACHI slithers out of it down beneath the legs of Fallen! The Sunset Flip! No! Fallen counters it and rolls through into a pin of his own! But MITSUBACHI breaks out of it! Fallen back up as he charges in and takes MITSUBACHI down with a leaping Cutter out of nowhere! The cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: MITSUBACHI kicks out with authority! He gets right back up swinging at the Fallen Angel! But Fallen ducks beneath and catches MITSUBACHI flipping him over up above his head… Scoop Slam connects! MITSUBACHI unable to slither off and instead gets driven down with authority with that slam! Fallen not done! He runs the ropes and drops a knee over the face of MITSUBACHI! Another cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: But MITSUBACHI immediately kicks out! The Fallen Angel thrown off MITSUBACHI and rolls across the mat as he attempts to leave the ring to safety but is followed by MITSUBACHI who catches him on the apron. MITSUBACHI punches him pushing him away from the apron before driving his shoulder through the middle ropes! Fallen with a painful looking shot right to the gut as MITSUBACHI grabs him by the head and runs across the apron ramming him face first into the top turnbuckle! Fallen falls back holding his forehead in pain as MITSUBACHI climbs up to the top rope. Flying Clothesline off the top from MITSUBACHI! No Fallen ducked underneath! Fallen with a Running Lariat as MITSUBACHI recovers sending him up over the top rope and too the outside! Fallen not letting up!
Jake Mercer: The Fallen Angel looking to sour all the way back to heaven as he leaps over the ropes! Tope con Hilo to the outside connects on MITSUBACHI as both men crash and burn on the outside of the ring! The Fallen Angel is wilding and his fans are loving it as he showboats around ringside! Fallen don’t need no MITSUBACHI to make him a star he is showing the world that he already is one here tonight!
Flannery McCoy: The Fallen Angel pulls MITSUBACHI back up and bashes his brains in over the commentary table. He then tosses his opponent back into the ring before sliding in to make the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr-
Stew-O: But MITSUBACHI kicks out just in time! The Fallen Angel not able to put him away just yet! Angel pulls up MITSUBACHI… who catches him with a picture perfect Dropkick out of nowhere! Fallen falls down to his back on the mat as MITSUBACHI climbs on top of him mounting him and dealing out damage with a variety of hard strikes and chops! Fallen unable to block as MITSUBACHI has him pinned down and he just may knock him the fuck out here tonight! But Fallen gets his foot on the ropes as the referee forces MITSUBACHI to get off of his opponent.
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! OFF! OFF! OFF!
Jake Mercer: MITSUBACHI reluctantly pulls himself off the Fallen Angel who is allowed to get back up to his feet but is clearly woozy. MITSUBACHI goes in for the attack… TYRANT REVENGE!!!
Flannery McCoy: No! The Fallen Angel dodges the Kinshasa attack as MITSUBACHI crashes and burns into the corner. Fallen rolls to the side grabbing MITSUBACHI! COLLAPSING STAR!!! THE CUTTER OUT OF NOWHERE AS HE PUTS MITSUBACHI AWAY!!! THE FALLEN ANGEL WITH THE COVER!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Stew-O: THE KICKOUT BY MITSUBACHI! HE SURVIVES HE IS STILL IN THIS! The Fallen Angel cannot believe it! He thought he had defeated MITSUBACHI and made himself a star here tonight but there is still work to be done! Fallen pulls MITSUBACHI back up as he grabs him by the arm. MITSUBACHI staggers nearly falling over but Fallen prevents him from losing his footing. Fallen pulls MITSUBACHI in lifting him up over his head and getting him into position… I don’t think I like where this is headed…
Flannery McCoy: The Fallen Angel looking for the Roaring Cannon! If the Burning Hammer connects this match is definitely over! He flips MITSUBACHI over driving him down to the mat in a devastating and career ending manner! THIS IS IT!!! IT CONNECTS!!
Jake Mercer: IT DOESN’T CONNECT!!! MITSUBACHI FLIPS OVER TO LAND ON HIS FEET! MITSUBACHI with a Roundhouse Kick to the face of the Fallen Angel who staggers falling to his knees! But MITSUBACHI not done! He runs the ropes… TYRANT REVENGE!!! It connects!!! MITSUBACHI WITH THE COVER HERE ON AN UNCONSCIOUS FALLEN ANGEL! THIS IS THE END FOR SURE!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… MITSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBACHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Akatsuki” by Babymetal hits to cheers from the crowd.)
Flannery McCoy: He did it! MITSUBACHI won a match! He has shown that he is a true superstar in the making here in EAW!
Stew-O: No Flannery! He has shown that he has already become a superstar! All the cameras all the lights should be on him!
Jake Mercer: No! They should be on me! They should always be on-
(Jake Mercer’s mic is briefly shut off by production as he is not helping ratings.)
Flannery McCoy: We should shut him off all night to be honest.
Stew-O: Well what will not be shut off is the drive and determination of The Fallen Angel who just like at King of Elite proved that his heart is in the right place and he certainly has the passion to succeed here in EAW! It is only a matter of time until that drive to win finally gives him actual wins. MITSUBACHI said he would make him a star but in the end that will all be on himself!
Flannery McCoy: Hopefully looking back from the future we will see matches like tonight as just one of many stepping stones these men had to endure to their future superstardom here on Dynasty or EAW as a whole! Stay tuned for more of our great superstars here on Dynasty!
(The camera cuts to a commercial for Good Bunny, the forgotten member of the bunny family.)
(Dynasty fades to Michael Belfort in a backstage locker room, holding a microphone in his hand. The locker room is decorated with money, expensive clothes, and a lot of pics of Jonny Airhart.)
Michael Belfort: King of Elite has been truly an eventful night, with so many great matches all over the two nights that it aired in. But right now, we’re not focusing on the established, no, we’re focusing on the future, and so I’ll be joined by a man who gained his first FPV win, the Rich Pretty Boy, Jonny Airhart!!!
(Nothing is heard as Michael Belfort sits there awkwardly waiting for Jonny Airhart to arrive in time for his scheduled interview. A few more seconds pass until Michael has to help the situation from getting any weirder.)
Michael Belfort: Well… I don’t know where Jonny is right n–
???: Oh yeah!! You know I have a bit of stuff to do tonight…
(Jonny Airhart walks into the locker room, being on facetime with who can be assumed to be a woman that Jonny’s been hanging around with, her voice is inaudible.)
Jonny Airhart: Well I got his interview to do, and you know, I also got some Hall of Famer to beat. Pretty exciting night.
Michael Belfort: Um, Jonny? I’m afraid you’re a bit late for the interview….
Jonny Airhart: :krabs: I am?? Alright, alright, babe, I’ll catch you later, seems like I didn’t get the time for this interview well.
(Jonny Airhart closes the call, and then goes next to Michael Belfort for his interview.)
Jonny Airhart: Sup?
Michael Belfort: Well, we’re kind of late with this… but yeah, I’m here to ask you a few questions, I’m sure you’re used to these.
Jonny Airhart: Oh, of course, I’ve been doing this ever since I learned how to speak. Hit me with the hard-hitting questions.
Michael Belfort: Well, is that woman you were conversing with your new girlfriend? You know… after Mary rejected you?
Jonny Airhart: Probably not honestly. I mean I speak with a new woman every week, I just meet them once, then I never hear from them… or they never hear from me, I don’t know, they don’t please me enough, to be honest.
Michael Belfort: Interesting. Well, you of course picked up an impressive win last week, you managed to beat Mary S. Atlas on the King of Elite pre-show! How do you feel about that?
Jonny Airhart: Well honestly was it really a win that was so impressive? It’s not like anyone expected Mary to beat the most handsome man in all of wrestling. But, it’s still a win that I appreciate. To win my first FPV match is something that I, of course, knew would happen, but I am still pretty happy about it myself. From the pre-show, my stock will only move up. Next, I’ll be on the main show and sooner than you expect it, I’ll be main eventing show after show and showing all the 44 that’s been World Heavyweight Champion before me how a good champion is. Can you believe it? There’s been 44 World Heavyweight Champions yet they all sucked. I cannot believe that, but it’s honestly fine because I’ll be the savior of Dynasty and all these years later I’ll show to these fans that I’m the only good wrestler to ever step foot in this company. But back to King of Elite, I’ll be honest to you, Mary buried her own grave once she rejected me. She brought it upon herself, and she had to suffer through the best of the Rich Pretty Boy. But if Mary’s proven me anything, is that I won’t find any love in wrestling, it’s full of backstabbers here honestly. I can just get so many other women that have no association with wrestling and then never speak to them after that I’ve found a new purpose in EAW. So instead, I’m gonna look towards my success from now on. I’ll become the greatest wrestler in EAW– wait, I am already… uhh… Oh, yeah like I said, I’ll win the World Heavyweight Championship and be the champ that these chumps only wished they could be, because really, Mary S. Atlas was just a preview of how amazing I am. The bigger picture is about to be revealed soon, and I am very excited about it.
Michael Belfort: Interesting, so how do you feel about what’s next towards your path to “glory”? You’re going to be facing Impact in a few minutes, what’s your gameplan?
Jonny Airhart: Oh come on, Mikey! I’m not going to tell you how I plan to put down Impact… I know he’s watching. Hello, old man! So, Mikey, I’ll tell you something that’s in my plan, and that’s obviously winning! Come on, Impact is so out of touch, it’s about time I retire him. No one wants to see men full of wrinkles and… whatever you call that body of his… Ew… It makes me puke. I’m so beautiful, my body, my face, I’m literally perfect, and then there’s Impact… I remember I had to watch his promo and I honestly couldn’t look away from how ugly he is. Like I just look in the mirror, and then wonder… how can anyone be this ugly??? Some women really don’t have taste. And well, besides how fucking ugly he is, he can’t even do a proper flip! Did you see that one video circulating around social media? He nearly broke his neck doing a backflip, and if it was me doing that, then you’d know I’d flawlessly land it, no dou–
???: I honestly think that I have heard enough of your rambling, Jonny.
Jonny Airhart: Wait a minute… who are you?
???: It’s The Living Highlight to you.
Jonny Airhart: Ohhh. I think I’ve heard that name before.
The Living Highlight: Yeah you fucking did. You screwed me over against Mary S. Atlas, you thought I’d forget about that? That you cost me a match just to be a white knight to her?
Jonny Airhart: Meh, to me it sounds like someone’s making up excuses as to why you couldn’t beat Mary, something which yours truly has done. If you need some advice? Just be better.
The Living Highlight: Oh you sure think you’re cool as fuck. I never forget Jonny, I’ll beat the fuck out of you after that shit you pulled.
Jonny Airhart: Meh, I’m not in the mood to fight honestly. I have a Hall of Famer to beat, you can go keep wrestling the garbage of Dynasty, you know, people who are just like you. So beat it.
The Living Highlight: Huh, I see. You really want a beating now, don’t you? Since it seems you’re busy right now, how about I beat you next week on Dynasty? You got the balls for that, or nah?
Jonny Airhart: Well you know what, I’m fine with having another win in my record. It’s not like I’m afraid of you, I just got bigger fish to fry right now. See you next week I guess.
The Living Highlight: Exactly what I want, to shut you up. Get out of my face.
Jonny Airhart: I was leaving anyway. I don’t wanna take orders from YOU.
(Jonny Airhart walks out of the locker room cool, calm, and collected as TLH looks on to him doing so, seemingly mad, but also excited, excited to punch Jonny’s shit-eating grin off his face as Dynasty fades elsewhere.)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(“The Lifestyles of the Rich & Hated” by G Eazy ft. Rick Ross hits as The Living Highlight comes out to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Montreal, Quebec, Canada weighing in at 245 pounds… THE LIVING HIGHLIGHT!!!
Flannery McCoy: Well we did not hear anything from The Living Highlight this week. I am sure that disappointed his fans.
Jake Mercer: It disappointed me as his words are one of the few highlights of my life. :mjcry:
(“I Fought the Law” by The Clash hits as Mike Murphy makes his way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent from Boston, Massachusetts weighing in at 247 pounds he is “You Don’t Fuck With” MIKE MURRRRRRRRRRRRPHY!!!!
Stew-O: Mike Murphy also had nothing to say this week. But since his nickname is “You Don’t Fuck With” maybe the cameraman just was unable to fuck with him even enough to get a word in.
(“Pure Water” by Skepta hits to boos from the crowd.)
Stephie Love: And last but not least from Kingston Upon Thames, England, United Kingdom weighing in at 200 pounds he is “Unruly x Unrivaled” DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrraY FONTANAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Dray Fontana comes to the ring getting warmed up by his trainer Andre Hall as he marches to the ring with a death glare on his face looking forward to murdering his opponents.)
Stew-O: Well unlike the other two we actually did hear from Dray this week. Not sure if that is a good thing or not.
Flannery McCoy: Well as much as some may dislike him it is always good to hear from these Elitists and see them keep in touch with our great fans. Dray is clearly in a bad mood after leaving King of Elite empty handed and I would not like to be in his line of sight here tonight!
Jake Mercer: Well I feel bad for him after all he has been through and these losers deserve to suffer in the same way! Nobody should be happy until Dray is!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: We are underway as The Living Highlight charges in! But Dray Fontana kicks him in the face with a Superkick! Mike Murphy charges in too and gets hit with a Superkick as well! Dray immediately dropping both of his opponents as he grabs TLH pulling him up above his head! Dray drops TLH with a Brainbuster! But Murphy up now with a Clothesline! But Dray ducks beneath that and catches Murphy with a Pele Kick that sends him flying over the top rope and tumbling to the outside. Dray grabs TLH pulling him up and grabbing him from behind tossing him back with a German Suplex. Dray up to the top rope and comes down with a Diving Double Foot Stomp to TLH! Dray rolling here as he covers TLH looking to end the match early!
Flannery McCoy: But Mike Murphy back into the ring to break up the cover and saving The Living Highlight from defeat at Dray Fontana’s hands! That may have been a bad move however, as Dray stomps on his feet and then maneuvers back behind Murphy and takes him down with a Backstabber! TLH slowly back up as Dray turns around and knocks him the hell out with the “UXU” DISASTER KICK! TLH just got his lights turned out! But Murphy no! Dray takes Murphy down with a kick as well! THE CORKSCREW KICK!!!! Dray up to the top rope as he comes down on both opponents with the Moonstomp! Dray not giving a single fuck tonight as he lays waste to both of his opponents in the ring with absolute savagery!
Flannery McCoy: Dray Fontana pulls up The Living Highlight only to knock him right back down with a Shining Wizard. Another Shining Wizard to Mike Murphy as well as Dray isn’t even going for a cover just enjoying watching the pain and suffering of his opponents here tonight. Dray up to the middle rope… Diving High Knee right to the back of TLH’s head! Dray repeatedly drives his forearm into the back of TLH’s head clearly looking to put him under and out permanently here tonight! TLH is motionless but Murphy is stirring! He shouldn’t have however as Dray is now taking notice! Dray charges in… FONTANA 97!!! Murphy absolutely destroyed as Dray turns his attention back on the unconscious TLH! Dray pulls TLH up.. What is he going to do now?
Stew-O: THE RAPTURE KILLER! DRAY FONTANA ABSOLUTELY ENDING THE LIVING HIGHLIGHT TONIGHT! NO HIGHLIGHTS FOR HIM TONIGHT!!! THE COVER FROM DRAY ON TLH!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAY FONTANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Pure Water” by Skepta hits to boos from the crowd. Andre Hall enters the ring to raise Dray Fontana’s hand in victory instead of the referee.)
Flannery McCoy: Dray Fontana making short work of his opponents here tonight on Dynasty! What an absolutely incredible and dominating performance! After tonight I think that he can truly claim to be Unruly x Unrivalled!
Jake Mercer: This is why you should listen to me more often Flannery. I have been singing Dray Fontana’s praises for so long and now you are seeing exactly what I always knew. Ever since he was brawling and defeating armored knights back in the UK’s medieval era I knew that he would be a force to reckoned with in the pro wrestling scene! Even King Henry VIII knew which is why he chose not to behead the wife he stole from Dray! It was because he feared him!
Stew-O: Well that is probably not true but what is true is that Dray is putting the locker room on notice. With an absolutely monstrous performance like that he showed he is a force to be reckoned with and he may not have gotten the gold at King of Elite but at this rate there will be much more gold in the near future!
(The camera cuts to a commercial for the new Pyrite collection on the EAW Network. He stole his promos. He stole his matches. Now watch his greatest moments as once again he steals all our hearts. :wow:)
(The camera fades into an undisclosed area of the World 1 Theatre backstage as a hooded figure is seen sitting on a production crate. He has his hands on his head as he breathes heavily, seething in anger as the camera pans closer. After a while, he takes off his hood, as it’s shown to be Xander Payne as he looks up to the camera with a completely blank face. His breathing slows as he grabs at his hair slowly, it takes a bit, but afterwards, he begins to speak)
Xander Payne: I was so close, yet so far. I had the King of Elite crown right at my fingertips in that fucking match but then it was gone. I had all the pieces in place, but what happens? It all crumbles. All these possible outcomes, but I didn’t expect the one that did happen to happen, and that was to lose. I’ve told you all what I’ve had to go through in order to reach King of Elite, and I have done everything to prove that by beating every single fucking person that stood in my way. And know? Now what happened? Look what Elite Answers Wrestling has got on their hands now? Kassidy Heart is the King of Elite, KASSIDY HEART IS THE KING OF ELITE! Do you know how much that phrase just pisses me off? I hear that, it’s the talk of the town, with every single step I take entering into this arena, it aggravates me. It should’ve been mine, I should’ve been the King of Elite and I should’ve been destined for greatness exactly as I said I was, but what now huh? This is just like every single time I’ve delved into madness, thinking about what could’ve been. But it never happened did it? Because now I’m back to square one, I’m back to homebase because I lost. So yeah that’s the question, what’s next for me?
Xander Payne: I don’t know, I don’t fucking know, but I know what it should be. I should be out there advising Lethal Consequences to stay weary because now his World Heavyweight Championship reign is under question, but that’s not possible now is it? That’s not possible because I don’t have the power to do so, now the chance to fight for that title goes to some undeserving mongrel who doesn’t deserve shit. I should be Answers World Champion, I should be fulfilling that prophecy that I am bred to be a WORLD CHAMPION! But that never happens does it? Fate always turns in their favor and not mine, it turns its back on me. You can rewind the tape, constantly I’ve failed to capture World Championship gold and I wasn’t ashamed of that. Because it drove me to do more to make sure that it happened, but now look.. NOW FUCKING LOOK!
(Xander clenches his hands into a fist in anger as he slowly calms himself down before looking back up to the camera)
Xander Payne: It nauseates me. It tires me to hear everyone say that my ceiling is everything but a World Championship. So many times in the past I was close, but it never seemed to happen. And here I am, after every single Free-Per-View, in this same exact place, yelling the same exact words, why wasn’t it me? It pisses me off, there needs to be change. If I want to be more than just some middle tier guy and be the person I know I am, and that’s the best athlete in Elite Answers Wrestling today, then something has to change. Something has to fucking happen. If this is my last chance to get it? Then I swear to god I will kill every motherfucker in my way to make sure I get it. Playtime’s over, I have finally found my goal and it is to fucking make sure that at the end of the day, I do walk out as your new World Champion. One way or another, ONE WAY OR A FUCKING NOTHER!
(Xander breathes heavily once more as he slams the production crate he’s seated on in pure anger before looking back up to the camera again)
Xander Payne: There will be vengeance.
(Xander stands up and shoves the camera away as he puts his hood back on and walks off as from there, Dynasty fades back to the World 1 Theatre)
(‘You Know My Name’ by Chris Cornell plays throughout the arena as Adam Lucas walks out onto the stage. You can tell that he’s not in the best mood based on the look on his face. He’s all business as he makes his way down the ramp)
Stephie Love: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome to the ring, Adam Lucas!
Jake Mercer: I don’t know what the hype is about him, HE LOST!
Flannery McCoy: Will you shut up? Adam put on an excellent showing at King of Elite, and just came up short. I still have all the faith in the world that he’ll be able to come back even stronger.
Jake Mercer: He was facing a bunch of LOSERS! Maybe if he beat my name-twin there would’ve been a little bit more credit, but he LOST! I don’t know what’s so hard to see about that-
(A slap can be heard off screen, and a headset falling down)
Stew-O: Say what you will but the team of Adam Lucas, MITSUBACHI, and James Ranger gave it all they had last week. They just came up a little short against Insurgency. Nothing wrong with it, but now’s when we find out what Adam is really made of. We saw a little spat between Adam and Limmy Monaghan in the trainers room, and we saw that Adam Lucas still has that fire inside, and he seemed to make his intentions known.
Flannery McCoy: I’m eager to see what he has to say!
Jake Mercer: Help.. I’m dying..
Flannery McCoy: No one cares…
(Adam Lucas gets into the ring, is handed a microphone and turns to the hard camera with intensity in his eyes)
Adam Lucas: I’m not going to come out here and bullshit you, what happened at King of Elite sucked. We let Insurgency get the better of us, and at the end of the match they were in the ring with their hands raised and not us. MITSUBACHI, James, and I we all left it out in the ring, but at the end.. Of course… Insurgency got the better of us. Now I’m not going to make any excuses, we lost. But I’m not done just yet. I’m not done with Insurgency, I’m not done with Limmy Monaghan, and I’m not done with that PURE Championship. Flashback to Road To Redemption when my opportunity was taken away from me because how much of a coward our PURE Champion really is. The truth is, he doesn’t want to face me. He’s afraid to put his gold on the line because he knows once he does, I’ll snatch it right out of his clutches, and there will be nothing he or Insurgency can do about it. He won’t be getting it back, regardless if he or his buddies attempt to do their worst to me. I don’t care, I want what I’m owed.
(The virtual crowd shows their support for Adam as he takes a pause for a moment before continuing to speak)
Adam Lucas: This isn’t over, King of Elite is not where this story ends. As much as you want it to be the final chapter of our story Limmy, it’s only halftime. You got one up on me at King of Elite, but never again. I am going to get my retribution on Limmy, and I will be the one to take down Insurgency once and for all.
(‘Akatsuki’ by BABYMETAL begins to blare through the speakers to the surprise of Adam Lucas. MITSUBACHI along with Ogawa strut out onto the stage with smug looks on their faces. Ogawa gets into the ring followed by MITSUBACHI, and gets a mic)
Komatsu Ogawa: Adam, shut up, you don’t deserve anything. It’s your fault that the team lost, and you should own up to that fact. If it wasn’t for you Insurgency wouldn’t even be a thing anymore. But of course you had to drag everyone down with your lack of talent, and entitlement. We already know that you think you deserve the PURE Championship, and you always carry that around in the back of your mind. You carry that around like it’s a damn CITV briefcase; but let me be clear, just because you believe you are owed it, doesn’t mean you are. There is no contract, shit happens, and you deal with it. Just because you got your ass kicked before a match begins, doesn’t mean that you’re still owed that match. It doesn’t mean you should stop trying to earn it again, and again. And that’s what you’ve done, you’ve stopped actually trying and putting all your eggs into one basket. You are the reason the match was lost, and with that, any hope of you becoming PURE Champion should be lost as well.
(Adam has a dumbfounded look on his face, and glances over at MITSUBACHI who’s just staring back at Adam. Adam then looks back at Ogawa)
Adam Lucas: What the actual fuck are you talking about?
Komatsu Ogawa: You know what I’m talking about! Your lack of drive, determination, and utter fallacy of a leader. That’s what you envisioned yourself as right? A leader to that team? Well you’re not, and honestly if MITSUBACHI wasn’t such a kind soul, he would’ve taken the reins on this, as he should’ve. It’s clear to me, and I’m sure it’s clear to MITSUBACHI that you let us all down. And now Insurgency is going to keep doing what Insurgency does, and it’s all your fault. But sure, let’s neglect that fact, and just keep thinking about how you got taken out before a championship match. A match you would’ve lost anyway! You are just wasting everyone’s time, for something we already know the outcome to. You’re not going to stop Insurgency, everyone knows that. We have seen your attempt and it was futile. You couldn’t get on the same page as your partners, because of your own shitty ego, and you let everyone down. You trash.
(Adam scratches his chin, still very confused)
Adam Lucas: You weren’t even in the match jackass; and it’s clear that you didn’t even watch it. Hell it’s clear to me that you haven’t watched anything that I’ve ever done, and you’re just trying to get under my skin for whatever reason. MITSU do you agree with him? You gonna just let your lackey speak for you? You know what I’m capable of, and you know that the loss had nothing to do with me. Whatever.. Ogawa, you’re a dumbass. And I have no idea where you get off trying to tell me some bullshit like that. But let me make something perfectly clear; I don’t phone shit in. I work every single day to get better, and to stay at the top of my game. I do think I’m owed a PURE Championship match because I never got the one that I already earned. But I’m not afraid to keep earning it every single week. It’s clear to me that the current PURE Champion is just scared to actually let me get my hands on him, because he knows once I do, he’s finished. That’s why he has to go to underhanded tactics in order to actually make sure he keeps me as far away from him as possible. And I find it odd that you Ogawa are the one talking to me right now, when you really don’t have a dog in this fight anyway. What does it even matter to you if I get a PURE Championship shot anyway, you’re just MITSU’s cheerleader. You just hold the bags, and act like MITSU is the greatest thing on Earth, but don’t actually do anything that would benefit yourself.
Komatsu Ogawa: You’re so dumb; a fruitful career for MITSUBACHI is a fruitful career for me. Not everything is about me, me, me all the time you stupid dumb idiot. Unlike you that can’t see past his own nose. You live in your own world where no one else matters except you; which is why you aren’t able to actually take responsibility for what happened this past weekend. Maybe if you could actually take accountability then Limmy would be more than happy to give you a shot at this PURE Championship, but no, just come out here and cry and whine like a little baby. That’s why Charlie Marr is getting a shot tonight, and you aren’t. Because he’s a doer, and you’re a loser.
Adam Lucas: Or maybe that shows how Limmy will give a title shot to just about anyone just so he can say he’s giving effort. When in reality he’s just dodging me because he knows I’m the one that can put an end to him and Insurgency..
(Adam looks over at MITSUBACHI again, who is just crossing his arms in silence listening to everything)
Adam Lucas: And you’re just going to stand there and say nothing? You condone this behaviour? Do you agree with him? Whatever man; you know the truth.. You both know the truth; and sooner or later when Limmy stops hiding from me; I’ll let it shine through. But I don’t have time for this basic petty arguing, I’m out of here..
(Adam leaves the ring, shoulder bumping Ogawa on the way out as ‘You Know My Name’ plays up once more as he does so.)
Stew-O: Strong words from Ogawa, though I’m not sure why MITSUBACHI didn’t have anything to say positively or negatively regarding the situation. Honestly we don’t know how he feels, he just stood there with a blank expression on his face.
Jake Mercer: MITSU knows the truth, Adam knows the truth; the reason that match isn’t happening is because it would be a snoozefest that would be over in an instant. There’s no reason to have that match, might as well have dead air! And Flannery I’m going to get you back one of these days, how dare you attack me for no reason..
Flannery: Jake you’re a dumbass, Adam has more than proved himself, and I for one think that would be a great match. You just have biased opinions and don’t like nice things because you’re incapable of having anything nice in your life. And if you try something, I would hesitate to smack the shit out of you yet again.. So go ahead, try something..
Jake Mercer: *gulp*
Stew-O: Anyway, we’ll be right back!
(A commercial for Twitch featuring Harper Lee which is abruptly interrupted by Miku Sakai and her simps as they advocate to be unbanned by the platform)
(As Dynasty fades back to ringside, ‘Pretty Boy Swag’ by Soulja Boy hits to a virtual crowd full of boos. Jonny Airhart makes his way out to the stage, and he has a huge grin on his face following his victory at King of Elite. His confidence has clearly skyrocketed, and the fans aren’t having any of it as they continue booing while he makes his way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: Introducing first… From Atherton, California….. Weighing in at 205 pounds… JOOOOOOONNNYYYYYY AAAIIIRRRRHAARRTTT!!!!
Stew-O: And here comes Jonny Airhart! Jonny may be one of Dynasty’s newer talents making his in ring debut this year, but he’s definitely shown that he has a lot of potential. At King of Elite just one week ago Jonny captured his first free-per-view victory, defeating Mary S. Atlas!
Jake Mercer: :wow: I’ve been following Jonny throughout his entire career, and I’ll tell you. That man is definitely talented. I remember back in 2011 when-
Flannery McCoy: Uh… I’m pretty sure Jonny didn’t start wrestling until he joined EAW.
Jake Mercer: That’s what he wants you to think.
(As Jonny waits in his corner, ‘M3tamorphosis’ by Playboi Carti featuring Kid Cudi begins to play. The crowd reaction doesn’t really change as the boos continue, but nonetheless Impact begins walking to the stage. Jonny Airhart doesn’t look intimidated, but it’s clear that Impact isn’t in the mood to play any games following his loss to the Visual Prophet at King of Elite. He doesn’t waste any time, immediately making his way down the ramp and towards the ring as Stephie Love begins to speak.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… From Seattle, Washington…. Weighing in at 221 pounds…. IIIIIIIIMMMMMMPPPAAAAACCCCTTT!!!!!
Stew-O: Impact suffered a loss to the Visual Prophet at King of Elite with some help from Dr. Angelo D’Angelo, and you can tell just by the look on his face that he wants to rectify that loss tonight. Jonny Airhart might just be in over his head, look at the smile on his face.
Jake Mercer: That caucazoid demon got exactly what he deserves! Impact better watch his back tonight or this match is gonna go exactly how King of Elite did.
Flannery McCoy: Right… I’m sure the legendary Impact has what it takes to win this match, but who knows? Maybe Jonny Airhart has what it takes to surprise us.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: And here we go! This match is underway, and Jonny locks up with Impact! Jonny really doesn’t seem
to be taking this match seriously enough- AND BECAUSE OF THAT IMPACT IS ABLE TO POWER JONNY INTO THE CORNER! That didn’t take long at all, but the referee is beginning his count! The referee making it to a count of three- BUT BEFORE HE COULD CONTINUE IMPACT KICKS JONNY IN THE MIDSECTION! Impact backing away from the corner, and I think Jonny is beginning to realize how serious this match is now! He’s not facing Mary S. Atlas tonight!
Jake Mercer: Impact charges in, AND HE CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE TO JONNY AIRHART IN THE CORNER! Impact now grabs Jonny and puts him in a headlock, BEFORE GOING FOR A RUNNING BULLDOG- WAIT! NO!! IT DOESN’T CONNECT, JONNY PUSHES IMPACT OFF OF HIM! That’s what I’m talking about, this is exactly what I like to see from Jonny Airhart! Jonny quickly putting Impact in a grounded headlock, and this is why Jonny is the only person in this match to actually win at King of Elite! He’s clearly the superior athlete.
Flannery McCoy: Impact is already getting back up though! He’s back to one knee, and now he’s trying to get back to both feet but as soon as he does Jonny sends him towards the ropes! HURRICANRAN- NO!! SIT-OUT POWERBOMB BY IMPACT!! THE POWERBOMB CONNECTS AND NOW THERE’S THE PIN BY IMPACT!
ONE!
TW-
Flannery McCoy: Quick kickout as Jonny Airhart is still fresh in this match, but that was an excellent counter! Jonny managed to crawl towards the ropes and he’s trying to use them to get back up, but Impact delivers a huge knee to the midsection! If Jonny isn’t careful, this match could end very quickly!
Stew-O: THE ABSOLUTION- WAIT NO! JONNY SLIPS BEHIND IMPACT, AND HE PUSHES IMPACT RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! Impact bounces off of them and stumbles back, right into a German suplex by Jonny Airhart! Impact slowly starts to get back to his feet, and Jonny gets Impact into another headlock! That doesn’t last too long as Impact runs to the ropes and bounces Jonny off of them, and as Jonny bounces off of the opposite pair and runs towards Impact the 9 time World Champion slides under his legs!
Jake Mercer: JONNY AVOIDS THE DROPKICK BY IMPACT! JONNY RUNS THE OTHER PAIR OF ROPES, AND THIS TIME HE HITS THE HURRICANRANA! Impact had to roll out of the ring after that, and I don’t think Impact expected that one! Jonny gets back to his feet, and he just brushes off his hands like that was no big deal. He’s clearly still confident in his chances after all that, AND NOW HE BEGINS RUNNING THE ROPES WHILE IMPACT COMES TO HIS SENSES! TOPE CON HILO TAKES OUT IMPACT, AND THE VIRTUAL FANS GO WILD! You love to see it, I told you Jonny had this!
Flannery McCoy: Jonny Airhart is no fan favorite but everyone loves seeing moves like that. Jonny sends Impact back into the ring before heading up to the top rope, and I think he’s waiting for Impact to get back up to his feet! Impact slowly begins to do so, AND NOW JONNY GOES FOR A DIVING FRONT DROPKICK- BUT WAIT A SECOND! IMPACT CATCHES JONNY’S FEET AND DROPS HIM TO THE MAT! IMPACT IS TRYING TO SET UP FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT ON JONNY AIRHART! THIS COULD BE IT FOR JONNY IF HE LOCKS THIS IN!
Stew-O: Jonny quickly managed to grab onto the ropes and pull himself out to the apron before Impact could apply the submission hold! Impact is forced to let go, but he begins pulling Jonny up while Jonny’s on the apron- AND THERE’S A THUMB TO THE EYE! JONNY GRABBED IMPACT TO SHIELD HIS OTHER ARM FROM THE REFEREE, AND HE POKED IMPACT IN THE EYE WITH THE FREE HAND! What a move by Jonny Airhart, AND NOW THERE’S A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK BY JONNY! Impact is down, and now Jonny rushes down for the cover!
ONE!
TW-
Jake Mercer: Impact kicks out! I still have faith in Jonny, but that was never gonna be enough to end this match. Jonny pulls Impact back up to his feet from behind, AND NOW HE GOES FOR THE RIPCORD LARIAT BUT IMPACT DUCKS UNDER IT! JONNY TURNS TOWARDS IMPACT, AND IMPACT DROPS JONNY WITH A HUGE KNIFE EDGE CHOP! Jonny quickly makes his way to the ropes and pulls himself up, and now Impact runs off the opposite pair of ropes before charging in- RIGHT INTO A BOOT TO THE FACE BY JONNY! Impact stumbling back, AND NOW JONNY HITS A STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI!
Flannery McCoy: Impact is still on a knee, and now Jonny begins running the ropes- BEFORE BEING HIT WITH A SNAP POWERSLAM BY IMPACT! Jonny is down, but you’ve gotta give him his props! So far he hasn’t done bad at all, but let’s not forget he’s facing Impact! Impact pulls Jonny back up to his feet before approaching the corner, and he slams Jonny’s face into the top turnbuckle! Jonny stumbling out of the corner, but he immediately grabs onto the ropes while Impact tries to pull him away! Impact turning towards Jonny- and he eats a back elbow to the face!
Stew-O: Impact didn’t expect that back elbow, AND NOW JONNY TAKES THE OPPORTUNITY TO CAPITALIZE AS HE GRABS IMPACT FROM BEHIND! RIPCORD LARIAT BY JONNY AIRHART!! THE RIPCORD LARIAT CONNECTS THIS TIME AND IMPACT IS DOWN AND OUT! Jonny thinks he has this match won, and he actually might! Jonny just puts his foot on top of Impact, and that’s how confident he is! Is this how the match ends!?
ONE!
TWO!!
THRE-
Stew-O: IMPACT GETS THE SHOULDER UP BEFORE THREE!! This one isn’t over yet, and Jonny can’t believe it! He’s arguing with the referee telling him that the match should be over, but it’s not! That wasn’t three just yet!
Flannery McCoy: Jonny shaking his head in disbelief, but now he makes his way up to the top rope! There’s still a good chance that Jonny may be able to win this match, all he has to do is connect with this move! MAKING THE MONEY!!!! THE MODIFIED 630 SENTON- DOES NOT CONNECT!!! THE MOVE DOESN’T CONNECT AT ALL, IMPACT MANAGED TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! JONNY CRASHED BACK FIRST ONTO THE MAT, AND NOW THAT ALLOWS IMPACT TO CAPITALIZE AS HE LIFTS JONNY UP AND DROPS HIM WITH ANOTHER POWERBOMB!
Jake Mercer: Why isn’t Impact going for the cover yet?
Stew-O: I think Impact wants to make sure Jonny is down for good! IMPACT DEADLIFTS JONNY BACK UP INTO THE POWERBOMB POSITION- BUT JONNY BEGINS LAYING INTO IMPACT WITH PUNCHES TO THE TOP OF THE HEAD! JONNY PUNCHING IMPACT OVER AND OVER- BUT IT DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING AS IMPACT MANAGES TO CONNECT WITH THE SECOND POWERBOMB ANYWAY! IMPACT LETS GO OF JONNY AND NOW THERE’S THE COVER! THIS MATCH IS OVER, JONNY AIRHART IS DEFINITELY DONE FOR!
ONE!
TWO!!
T-
Jake Mercer: NOPE!!! IT’S NOT DONE, NOT JUST YET! Jonny Airhart somehow managed to get the shoulder up! You guys continue to underestimate him, but he got the victory over Mary at King of Elite for a reason! Impact is on top of Jonny though, and he starts punching the newcomer in the face! Jonny does his best to defend himself but clearly he’s having trouble as Impact is just laying into him! Jonny tries pulling himself towards the ropes, but as he realizes that won’t work he punches Impact back! Both men going back and forth, and Jonny manages to push Impact off of him!
Flannery McCoy: Jonny rolls out of the ring, and I think he’s had enough for right now. He clearly wants nothing to do with this match for right now, but clearly that doesn’t matter to Impact, who immediately rolls out of the ring in pursuit of him- just for Jonny to roll back into the ring! Impact looks annoyed, meanwhile Jonny has a grin on his face as he just lured Impact out of the ring just to get back inside! Impact slides into the ring- JUST FOR JONNY TO PULL HIM DOWN INTO A SMALL PACKAGE ROLL UP!
ONE!
TWO-
Stew-O: IMPACT KICKS OUT, AND HE’S THE FIRST MAN BACK TO HIS FEET, ALLOWING HIM TO IMMEDIATELY BOUNCE OFF THE ROPES AND GO FOR THE FLIGHT SIGHTS- JUST FOR JONNY TO GET HIS KNEES UP!! A lot just happened! Jonny is clearly still hurt from the powerbombs so Impact was able to get up instead of him, but as he went for Flight Sights Jonny managed to get the knees up to avoid it! Extremely smart move by Jonny, and that may have just saved his chances in this match! I think Jonny understands how close he may have been to the end of this match, and that smile has completely vanished!
Jake Mercer: Jonny getting back up to his feet, as does Impact, AND NOW JONNY GOES FOR THE CASH MAKER BUT IMPACT MANAGES TO GRAB ONTO THE ROPES AND FORCE JONNY OFF OF HIM! Jonny nearly connected with the jumping reverse bulldog but Impact manages to stop it! Jonny quickly gets back up though, AND HE HITS IMPACT WITH A JUMPING KNEE! Impact stumbles into the corner, and now Jonny just begins stomping away at the man who LOST at King of Elite! Jonny is clearly the future of this industry, Impact just needs to get with the times already!
Flannery McCoy: I didn’t know you were such a big Jonny Airhart fan. Jonny is all over Impact right now, and now he bounces Impact off of the ropes BEFORE TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A LARIAT! JONNY RUNNING TOWARDS THE ROPES NOW, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT OF HIS OWN! JONNY NOW GOING FOR THE COVER ONCE AGAIN, AND THIS TIME THAT MAY BE IT!
ONE!
TWO!!
T-
Flannery McCoy: No! Impact kicks out once again, but this time it’s Jonny Airhart that gets on top of Impact and begins punching away at him!
Stew-O: Impact manages to push Jonny off of him, BUT AS BOTH MEN GET UP JONNY NAILS IMPACT WITH A PELE KICK! Impact stumbles into the corner, meanwhile Jonny is slow to get back to his feet! This has been a great performance by Jonny Airhart, but he needs to quickly get back up and finish the job if he wants to capture the biggest win in his career right now! Jonny finally making it back up to his feet, AND NOW HE CHARGES TOWARDS IMPACT BEFORE GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE!
Jake Mercer: NO!! IMPACT WITH AN ELBOW TO JONNY, AND NOW IMPACT SMASHES JONNY’S FACE INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Jonny stumbles out of the corner, and now Impact waits for him to turn around! EVISCERATION!! EVISCERATION CONNECTS ON JONNY AIRHART, AND NOW IMPACT QUICKLY DRAGS JONNY TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING BEFORE GOING FOR THE COVER! Please don’t let that be the end of the match, Jonny has so much more to offer!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner….. IIIIIIMMMPPAAACCTTTT!!!!
Jake Mercer: IMPACT WINS!! I never had any doubts in him.
Flannery McCoy: :skip: But you just..
Stew-O: Jonny Airhart put up a great fight, but in the end Impact was just too much for him! I’m sure Jonny Airhart has what it takes to get better and better and maybe one day he’ll be able to rectify this loss, but tonight is Impact’s night!
Flannery McCoy: That’s right. Impact is back on the winning team after his loss at King of Elite, so congratulations!
(‘M3tamorphosis’ hits, and once again the virtual crowd begins to boo despite Jonny Airhart not being liked by them either. Impact gets back to his feet and has his arm raised by the referee, meanwhile Jonny rolls out of the ring, still hurt and exhausted after that match. This leaves Impact alone in the ring to celebrate his victory, and as he does this Dynasty begins to fade away from ringside.)
(A commercial for high heels starring Jake Smith. Making 6’0” look like 6’5”. :whew:)
(Dynasty fades back in from break and cuts to Stephie Love, who has a large smile on her face. It’s been a great night for the red brand, and things seem to be picking up even more. The virtual crowd is buzzing with high anticipation as “Value” by A$AP Ferg begins to blast across the public address system. They erupt in cheers because despite Mr. DEDEDE being one of worst human beings alive, they know he is the greatest professional wrestler of all time and every single time he steps foot on stage or in the ring is an absolute treat for them.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… please welcome Mahatma Gawdhi himself… MR. DEDEDE!!!!
(The fans shower Mr. DEDEDE with adoration as he steps on stage looking like a snack. He wears The Gawdzilla Pro© ‘Black Mass’ Tracksuit, along with custom-made, black Jordans. He takes a moment to glare at the crowd, who don’t seem to care, and he begins to make his way down to the ring.)
Jake Mercer: :blessed: Welcome back to Dynasty! As you see, we are being blessed with the presence of Gawd himself :blessed:!!!
Stew-O: King of Elite was an up and down night for Mr. DEDEDE. He came up short in his bid to become the New Breed Champion, when Andre Walker defeated him for what is arguably the biggest victory of Andre’s career so far. But you know the bitterness of that loss was softened when he watched his own wife, Kassidy Heart, make history by becoming the first ever female King of Elite winner.
Flannery McCoy: Indeed. Kassidy Heart did make history, and congratulations to her. However, we all know Mr. DEDEDE. Something tells me that he is not out here tonight to give a speech about being a proud husband. Mr. DEDEDE is going to be looking for blood because something we can all agree on is the fact he went into King of Elite looking to become the New Breed Champion, something that would have been a first for him, and he came up short.
Jake Mercer: I agree with you on this, actually, Flan. Mr. DEDEDE has won nearly everything a person can possibly win in this sport, but that New Breed Championship isn’t one of them.
(Those words hang in the air so to speak as Mr. DEDEDE gets into the ring and takes the microphone from Stephie. As his music fades out, the Chairman rakes a hand through his long, blonde hair and looks up into the camera.)
Mr. DEDEDE: Before I get into what I came out here to talk about tonight, I want to shout out my wife and acknowledge her efforts last weekend. She made history and took another impressive step towards achieving her goals, and I’m proud of her. Long live King Kass.
(A hint of a smile crosses Mr. DEDEDE’s face at the mention of his wife. It’s obvious he is really happy for Kassidy and what she was able to do, despite suffering his own setback.)
Mr. DEDEDE: It’s funny because despite making history and deserving a celebration in her honor, the only thing my wife wanted to do after King of Elite was fuss over me and celebrate Valentine’s Day. I obliged her, of course, because that’s what a devoted husband does. But there was something that crossed my mind, albeit rather briefly. Was I being pitied? Of course, not. Like I said, it was a brief, fleeting thought. Kassidy makes a fuss over me regardless of what happens inside this ring because she takes her role as my wife very seriously. She’s proud to serve and service me. The fact my mind went there is telling, though. I’ve been carrying this business on my back for two decades and when people think of the name Mr. DEDEDE, they think of greatness. The mass of wealth I have accumulated and the accomplishments I have racked up due to my own hard work are unparalleled. I have set the bar so incredibly high that when I take a few losses, people start to whisper. They start to question whether or not Gawd is losing some of his lustre. It’s actually incredibly humorous, all things considering, because the people who have managed to overachieve in recent months are those who have not even come close to bringing what I have brought to the ring for the entirety of my career.
Mr. DEDEDE: I get it, though. Those who find themselves placed against me are already in a losing situation. Regardless of the outcome of the actual match itself, Gawd reigns supreme no matter what and I’m always in control. It doesn’t matter what the situation is, or how bleak it looks to those less informed looking on from the outside. I have nothing to prove to anyone, least of all to myself. If people want to gossip and speculate that my best days have passed me by, then they are free to do just that. The world is full of ignorant people who have no other choice but to cling to false hope, especially those who find themselves across the ring from me. That’s why I have decided to willingly take a step back and retrace my own steps. If you are curious as to the deeper meaning of that, I will put it in simple terms so even simple people can understand. I’m going to right my wrongs. I know, I know. Someone at the level I’m at can truly do no wrong, but at this stage of my career, when I have seen it all and done it all, the only thing I’m looking to do is continue building my kingdom. Going back in time is a necessary evil at the best of times, and this seems to be one of those situations. Make no mistake about who the true Master Builder of this business is, and there are a few people who need to be reminded of what their actual place in the world is.
(Mr. DEDEDE has started to pace around the ring a bit.)
Mr. DEDEDE: A few weeks ago, I found myself in a bit of a pickle. I was invited to attend an exclusive Bugatti event, where I found myself to be the guest of honor. It was a thrilling night, where once again I was reminded of just how well off I truly am, however I was forced to place some other, less important things on the backburner. One of those things was a throwaway match I was scheduled to compete in here on Dynasty against Jake Smith, someone, who quite frankly, doesn’t really mean a great deal to me. I have tasted more flavors of pussy than Jake is even capable of counting, and I just didn’t feel it was worth my time to address him when I had more important things to focus on. Apparently, that didn’t settle well with Jake, who believes that his reputation of being someone who surrounds himself with perennial ‘yes men’, places him on some sort of pedestal and gives him the right to talk out of turn. Think about. You’re a man, all of five foot six, about a buck fifty soaking wet, running around the kingdom that Gawd built with his bare hands with your chest puffed out, spewing all kinds of babbling nonsense, often in broken sentences, mind you, and believing you can get away with that kind of behavior. Couple that with Jake believing that Limmy Monaghan, Donovan Duke, and Maxwell :mjlol:, are actually capable of ever amounting to anything worth a damn in this business, and you have someone who truly needs to be taken down a notch or two. As pointed out several times over the course of the last few weeks by yet another pretender, hijacking my shtick and trying to do it better than the OG, Jake Smith is a fellow who never learns his lesson. He doesn’t evolve. He doesn’t grow, mentally or physically, for that matter, and he continues to find himself falling into the same mundane, repetitive patterns that will continue to lead him exactly where he belongs.
(Mr. DEDEDE stops pacing, pauses, and smirks.)
Mr. DEDEDE: Nowhere.
???: Wow.
(The virtual crowd starts to heavily boo as Jake Smith walks out from the back with a microphone in hand, unannounced. He is followed by his fellow Insurgency members, Limmy Monaghan, Donovan Duke, and Maxwell, and none of them look particularly thrilled at the moment. All four men focus on Mr. DEDEDE, who looks completely amused that his words prompted them to all walk out. Insurgency begin to make their way to the ring as Jake starts to address Mr. DEDEDE.)
Jake Smith: You really just said ‘I’m rich and I don’t care about you’, didn’t you? :unamused:
(Jake shakes his head as Limmy, Donovan, and Maxwell pass him up and start sliding into the ring. Mr. DEDEDE doesn’t budge, even as the three members of Insurgency stand in front of him as a united force and stare him down.)
Jake Smith: That’s such a bullshit attitude, and quite frankly, a pretty unrealistic one that you are carrying yourself with these days. I think it’s obvious that you are not the same Mr. DEDEDE that won the Answers World Championship last season. As much as it pains me to admit this, but Andre had a pretty good point when he said that your loss to Jamie has changed you. Jamie broke you, Ryan, and you HAVE lost some of your lustre. I won’t go as far as calling you washed up, but are certainly becoming a shell of your former self. You have failed to win all of your big matches this season with the exception of War Games. However, you had a team around you, helping you to that win, and you only got that because the Showdown team fucking sucked and Drake King cost his own team the victory. Your losses to the likes of Viz and Andre speak volumes, and let’s not forget how you lost not once, but TWICE, back at Road to Redemption.
Mr. DEDEDE:
Jake Smith: :lupe:
(Despite the obvious shift in Mr. DEDEDE’s demeanor and Jake knowing that he has struck a nerve, he continues on, even getting into the ring now to stand beside his Insurgency brothers.)
Jake Smith: I’m not telling you anything but the truth, Ryan, and I know that has to hurt you to some extent. For the longest time, you have defied Father Time. You have consistently done things that people half your age aren’t capable of doing. It’s been impressive and you’ve had a good run, but it’s clear that things are changing in EAW. When you were injured back at Fighting Spirit: Omaha last year thanks to Andrea, you were forced to face your own mortality really for the first time in your career. You found yourself flat on your back, having been pinned cleanly by a woman. It was pathetic, and you didn’t have anything left for Jamie at Pain for Pride. You came back with even less after taking some time off to heal and tend to your bitch wife, and it’s been downhill ever since. Face it, old man, your time is ticking. Younger, hungrier talents such as myself are passing you up left and right. You may think you want to have another crack at me, but what good is that going to do you? I know that I’m capable of beating you for a second time, but I’m going to allow you the chance to save face and get that idea out of your head right now.
(Mr. DEDEDE can’t help but laugh at Jake’s audacity, especially when he’s not even convinced Jake believes what he’s saying. Insurgency don’t really appreciate the fact Mr. DEDEDE is laughing at Jake, and Jake kind of takes exception to that. After Mr. DEDEDE finishes laughing, his hazel eyes flash with aggravation and he zeros in on Jake. It’s like the rest of Insurgency don’t even exist, and to Jake’s credit, he doesn’t flinch or even take a step back.)
Mr. DEDEDE: If I were you, Jake Smith, I would tread lightly and sleep with one eye open. It’s fine and good to talk your shit and boast about a win in a match that I didn’t give one iota of a fuck about, but it’s an entirely different ballgame when I direct all my energy into what goes on inside this ring and the particular opponent I’m facing. For as cutthroat and dominant as I am in my current form, there is another level that even I can go too, and something tells me that’s not something you want to deal with. AT ALL.
(Jake goes to say something but Mr. DEDEDE slaps the microphone out of his hands. Insurgency look unsure of what to do, and Mr. DEDEDE steps right up to Jake. He stretches out to his full height, towering over Jake and looks down at him.)
Mr. DEDEDE: Congratulations. You now have Gawd’s undivided attention.
(Jake takes a deep breath as Mr. DEDEDE bumps into his shoulder and exits the ring. Limmy, Donovan, and Maxwell start to go after the Chairman, who keeps his back to them as he makes his way up the ramp. Jake, clearly pissed off, holds back his brothers-in-arms, reminding them of the fact they have a match next.)
(The camera cuts to Mr. DEDEDE, who continues to ignore what’s going on inside the ring. The slightest hint of a smirk touches the corner of his lips, and once he disappears behind the guerilla curtain, Dynasty fades to a quick commercial break.)
(A commercial for Disney+ starring literally the entirety of EAW at this point as they get invested into the MCU)
(‘Morning Glory’ by Oasis hits, as the crowd boos heavily. Insurgency’s Jake Smith, Donovan Duke, and Maxwell step out onto the stage. They look at one another then march their way down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is a 6 man tag team match set for one fall! Introducing first, they are the team of Jake Smith, Donovan Duke, and Maxwell.. INSURGENCY!!!
Stew-O: Insurgencies Limmy Monaghan, Donovan Duke, and Maxwell managed to take out MITSUBACHI, James Ranger, and Adam Lucas at King of Elite, however, their efforts to help Jake overcome Consuela Rose Ava and Drake King didn’t get the job done. They look to bounce back and pick up the big win here tonight.
(‘Don Life’ by Big Sean featuring Lil Wayne hits, as the crowd erupts into cheers. Out steps The Visual Prophet as he smiles out to the crowd and makes his way down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And their opponent.. From Detroit, Michigan… Weighing in at 265lbs.. BIG VIZ!! THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!
Flannery McCoy: The Visual Prophet managed to pick up the victory over Impact at King of Elite, following the distraction from Dr. Angelo D’Angelo. We’ll see what happens to Viz tonight, as he teams up with two other victors from King of Elite this past weekend.
(‘GATTI’ by JACKBOYS and Pop Smoke hits, as Andre Walker steps out onto the stage with his New Breed Championship wrapped around his waist. The crowd continues to cheer heavily, as he makes his way down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his tag team partner, from Brooklyn, New York.. Weighing in at 185lbs.. He is the EAW New Breed Champion.. ANDRE WALKER!!!
Stew-O: Andre picked up one of, if not, the biggest victory of his career last week over Mr. DEDEDE. His New Breed title was on the line in a personal battle that will be remembered for years to come, and he managed to walk out victorious, adding more prestige to the already prestigious belt. Andre is definitely proving to be one of the best New Breed Champions we have ever seen. Let’s see if he can keep this momentum rolling here tonight.
(‘Where’s my Wonderland’ by Blood on the Dancefloor hits, as Mary S. Atlas steps out onto the stage. The crowd shifts over to boos, but Mary doesn’t care as she continues to make her way down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And their partner.. From St. Louis, Missouri.. Weighing in at 125lbs.. She is the most wanted.. MARY S. ATLAS!!!
Jake Mercer: After speaking to my buddy Gavin Kirkland from Showdown… I can assure you that she is definitely wanted. :mjlol:
Stew-O: I wouldn’t be surprised. But yeah, Mary picked up a big victory on the pre-show against Johnnny Airhart. She’s been really impressive as of late, and tonight we’ll see if she continues to impress as she teams with two of EAW’s best talents!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: There’s the bell, and this six person tag team match is underway! It looks like Andre Walker and Donovan Duke are starting it out for their teams! These two men both fought against one another with Andre’s New Breed Championship on the line at Road to Redemption a few months ago, so this should be good! Duke starts this one off with a running forearm to the face that catches Walker off guard! The New Breed Champion staggers back, but then fires back with his own forearm strike to the head of Duke! But no! Duke ducks underneath the arm, then kicks Andre in the stomach! SITOUT FACEBUSTER BY DONOVAN DUKE!! He just slammed the New Breed Champion’s face right into the canvas of the ring just now!! Donovan Duke gets back up to his feet, as Andre Walker clutches at his face and tries to roll away.. But look! Duke doesn’t want to give Andre any time to recover, as he reaches down and grabs Andre by the right ankle!! Andre tries to break free from Duke’s grip, but it’s no use! The New Breed champion is attempting to kick away, and manages to get up, and hop on his free leg!! ENZIGUIRI KICK BY ANDRE WALKER WITH HIS LEFT LEG WHILE DUKE WAS HOLDING ONTO HIS RIGHT!! Duke instantly drops down to the mat, as Andre gets back up to his feet! Andre runs over to the side ropes.. SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!!! IT CONNECTS!!! AND ANDRE WALKER ATTEMPTS TO PUT THIS ONE AWAY WITH A PIN!!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TH-
Flannery McCoy: And there’s the kickout by Donovan Duke! Andre springs back up to his feet, as he makes his way over to his team’s corner, and tags in the former world champion!!
(TAG)
Flannery McCoy: Andre exits the ring, as The Visual Prophet enters. Donovan Duke is down on his hands and knees, then slowly works up to his feet.. RUNNING CLOTHESLINE BY VIZ!! IT CONNECTS, AND DUKE DROPS DOWN INSTANTLY!! Viz continues his momentum, as he runs towards the ropes! Duke pops back up to his feet, as Viz spring back.. RUNNING SHOULDER BLOCK BY VIZ CATCHES DUKE RIGHT IN THE FACE!! Viz towers over Donovan Duke, as Duke slowly works his way up to his feet once more!! Viz grabs Duke, and now he whips him hard towards the side ropes! Viz sets up for a back body drop.. BUT DUKE GRABS A HOLD OF THE ROPES AND DOESN’T REBOUND BACK TOWARDS THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION!! Viz notices this as he lifts his head up, and now charges at Duke!! BUT IT’S A BOOT TO THE FACE BY DUKE THAT STUNS THE VISUAL PROPHET!! Viz grabs at his jaw, and backs away.. Meanwhile, Donovan Duke dives over and tags in Jake Smith!!
(TAG)
Jake Mercer: Here comes my name twin!!
Stew-O: Jake enters into the ring, and charges at Viz.. BUT HE RUNS RIGHT INTO A SPINEBUSTER BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!! That spinebuster just drove Jake Smith right into the canvas of the ring! Viz pops back up to his feet and begins to do a couple pec pops for the camera! Look at those bitties dance as he sticks his tongue out to the camera while doing it!! Viz reaches down and grabs Jake from off of the mat. He lifts the Insurgency leader up to his feet, kicks him in the stomach, then pulls his head between his legs!! Viz now lifts Jake up in the air in a powerbomb position and walks over to the center of the ring!! SITOUT POWERBOMB!!! IT CONNECTS!! The Visual Prophet now gets back up to his feet, as he looks down at Jake Smith! Jake is slowly working up as he has just gotten up to his hands and knees! Jake now gets up to his feet.. SPINNING BACK FIST BY VIZ!! THAT’S THE IKE TURNER SPECIAL!!! NO!! Jake ducks underneath the arm and manages to grab a hold of Viz’s head!! HUMILITY!!! THE ROLLING CUTTER BY JAKE SMITH CONNECTS!! Jake hooks the legs of Viz!!
ONNNNNNN-
Jake Mercer: BIG VIZ KICKS OUT!! That was fast, but not as fast as Eric Havoc’s kickout in DM PRO Wrestling back in the day!!
Stew-O: That quick kickout has pissed Jake Smith off. Jake begins smacking his hand against the mat out of frustration, then gets up and grabs Viz by the hands!! What’s this!?! CRUSHCRUSHCRUSH!!! JAKE SMITH IS NOW STOMPING DOWN ONTO THE HEAD AND FACE OF THE VISUAL PROPHET WHILE HOLDING ONTO HIS WRISTS!! VIZ HAS NO WAY OF DEFENDING AGAINST THIS MOVE, AS JAKE CONTINUES TO STOMP DOWN ONTO HIS SKULL!! That was brutal to watch, but the stomping is now finally over! Jake Smith now grabs Viz, and uses all of his strength to lift the much larger opponent back up to his feet. He pulls him in.. BROKEN WINGS!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! Viz spins out of it… BULLHAMMER ELBOW STRIKE!!! THAT’S THE KISS TO THE HEAD, BUT BOTH MEN ARE DOWN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! I think those past few moves by Jake really rattled Viz, and now Viz isn’t capable of finishing this match off! Both men are down, as Mary S. Atlas, and Maxwell are reaching out to try and get a tag!! Viz looks like he’s the first one to move as he shakes the cobwebs out of his head. He begins to crawl his way over to the corner, as Jake Smith looks nearly lifeless!! Viz continues to crawl, but after a moment, Jake Smith starts to make his move towards the opposite corner and towards Maxwell!! This is a race to the tag, and both men are so close!! Luckily for Jake, that bullhammer happened closer to the Insurgency corner than the other team’s. They both reach out.. AND..
(TAG)
Jake Mercer: MARY IS IN THIS MATCH!!
(TAG)
Flannery McCoy: And so is Maxwell!! They both rush each other!! LARIAT BY MAXWELL!! NO!! Mary ducks underneath the arm and continues to run towards the ropes!! She rebounds back towards Maxwell.. SLINGBLADE!!! IT CONNECTS AND TAKES HIM DOWN!! Mary pops back up to her feet, as Maxwell isn’t too far behind! He gets up to his feet too.. HEADSHOT!! SUPERKICK BY MARY!! IT CONNECTS AND CATCHES MAXWELL RIGHT IN THE JAW!! Maxwell instantly drops down to the canvas of the ring and rolls out under the ropes!! He steps out to ringside, where his Insurgency Teammates are. They drop down from the ring apron, and begins to speak with Maxwell. I’m guessing Jake has some sort of plan as he clutches at his head, still in pain from Viz’s Bullhammer Elbow striker from earlier. All three of them are huddled up, but inside the ring, it’s Mary S. Atlas who runs to the far ropes! She rebounds back… TOP CON HILO OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!! BUT THE THREE INSURGENCY MEMBERS SPLIT APART AND MARY LANDS FLAT ON HER BACK IN BETWEEN EACH ONE OF THEM!!!
Stew-O: That was a very painful fall to watch, but it looks like it gave Maxwell enough time to get on the offense. I believe that was Jake’s plan all along. I believe that he knew that Mary would try something big just then. Maxwell reaches down and grabs Mary by arm! He brings her to her feet, and instantly whips her right into the steel steps, as she tumbles over and lands on her back on the other side once again!! Maxwell walks his way over to Mary, and grabs her once more. This time he lifts her up off of the ground.. DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX RIGHT INTO THE EDGE OF THE RING!! Mary drops to the floor and her back arches in pain!! Maxwell grabs her, then slides her back into the ring. He slides in as well, and goes for the pin!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Flannery McCoy: Kickout by Mary S. Atlas at the last moment! Maxwell rises up to his feet and grabs Mary by the head and hair. He brings her up to her feet as well and pulls her head between his legs! He lifts her up into a powerbomb position.. Oh no.. He’s charging towards the turnbuckles.. BUCKLE BOMB!! HE JUST POWERBOMBED MARY RIGHT INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES AND SHE MIGHT HAVE JUST BROKEN IN HALF!!! Mary is leaned up against the corner, as Maxwell grabs her by the wrist, and whips her hard across the ring and into the opposing corner!! Mary slams up against that corner with tremendous force, as she yelps out in pain on impact! Maxwell now charges in.. RUNNING KNEE IN THE CORNER BY MAXWELL!!!! NO!!! MARY SIDE STEPS, AS MAXWELL BRACES HIMSELF AND STOMPS HIS FOOT ONTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE TO PREVENT HIMSELF FROM COLLIDING WITH IT!! He turns around.. HEADSHOT!! ANOTHER SUPERKICK TO THE FACE BY MARY S. ATLAS!! That kicks backs Maxwell into the corner as he is now groggy against the turnbuckles!! Mary backs up towards the other end of the ring.. She charges in.. HELLUVA KICK!!! THAT’S THE 9 MILES!! Mary backs away now, as Maxwell groggily steps towards her.. WELCOME TO MARYLAND!!! DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER CONNECTS!!!! Mary drops down for the pin!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Jake Mercer: JAKE SMITH AND DONOVAN DUKE RUSH INTO THE RING!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT SO DOES ANDRE WALKER AND THE VISUAL PROPHET, AS VIZ KNOCKS BOTH JAKE AND DONOVAN DOWN WITH A RUNNING SHOULDER BLOCK ONTO BOTH OF THEM!! Jake and Donovan roll out of the ring and stand at ringside!!! But ANDRE FOLLOWS UP WITH A TOP CON HILO THAT LANDS ONTO BOTH JAKE AND DUKE!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Where’s my Wonderland,’ by Blood on the Dancefloor hits, as the crowd gives a mixed reaction for the winners of this match. Some boo, while other cheer, but overall the winners get a loud reaction from this crowd. Andre slides into the ring and joins The Visual Prophet and Mary S. Atlas in the center of the ring, where they all hold hands and raise them up in the air.)
Stephie Love: Here are your winners.. The team of Mary S. Atlas, The Visual Prophet, and Andre Walker!!!
Stew-O: What a match between these six Elitists! Each one of them performed well tonight, but in the end, it was the sudden teamwork shown by Viz and Andre to help Mary secure the pin that won them the match!
Flannery McCoy: Insurgency definitely won’t be happy about the result of this one, so I’m sure we are going to hear a lot about it. They will definitely be regrouping after this one!
Jake Mercer: You got that right! My name twin won’t be settling for this! Expect something big in the near future from these guys!
(The screen shows Insurgency at ringside. They look frustrated as they stare back at the three Elitists standing in the center of the ring, celebrating their recent victory. The screen then fades to black.)
(A commercial for the same therapy that Team Dynasty went through at Territorial Invasion, featuring Chained Fury)
(The camera fades into Stephie Love standing at the center of the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: And it is for… THE EAW PURE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Bad Guy’ by Morrison plays up to deafening boos as Charlie Marr makes his way out to the stage. Veena Adams follows close behind as she looks up at him and Charlie directs his attention to her as well. Both of them nod to one another as Charlie steps forward and makes his way down the ramp and headed towards the ring)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… the challenger… accompanied by Veena Adams… from Tower Hamlets, London, United Kingdom… weighing in at 240 pounds… THE CONSCIENCE OF EAW… CHARLIE MARR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: The last time we saw Charlie Marr was at King of Elite when he got a victory over The Fallen Angel in unceremonious fashion as he slammed a Jack Daniels bottle over his head while the ref was distracted and ultimately got a victory out of it. Now I can’t lie that is a dirty tactic, but what can you expect from someone like Charlie?
Flannery McCoy: And look where it’s got him, a PURE Championship match. Charlie believes he deserves this opportunity despite everything and this title is only fitting to be around his waist considering that he is someone of “pure” nature. And who knows, from his past he has won a shitton of Championship gold, so the PURE Championship is definitely in reach for someone like him.
Jake Mercer: I can’t believe what I’m seeing! He’s… he’s… HE’S BALD! OH MY GOD!
Stew-O: He’s been on this brand for literal months how have you just noticed that-
Jake Mercer: Naw he’s losing, finito.
(Charlie makes his way up the steel steps and enters into the ring as Veena follows by his side. He makes his way over to the center of the ring and spreads his arms out with a smirk on his face before making his way over to his corner, getting ready as from there, ‘Bad Guy’ fades out. ‘attack ON titan’ – Hiroyuki Sawano then plays up to boos once more as from there Limmy Monaghan makes his way out to the stage. He has a cocky grin on his face as he opens his jacket to show the PURE Championship wrapped around his waist. He unbuckles it before raising it in the air as he focuses on the ring and makes his way down the ramp)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Glasgow, Scotland… weighing in at 211 pounds… he is the PURE CHAMPION… THE PURE KING… LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Now how about Limmy Monaghan? He had an eventful King of Elite weekend as after beating the team of MITSUBACHI, Adam Lucas, and James Ranger he set out to confront Adam Lucas who gave him a warning and put himself in the running for the PURE Title scene as well. And while Adam has his focus on elsewhere at the moment Limmy walks into possibly one of the biggest matches of his singles career.
Flannery McCoy: His first PURE Championship defense against a noteworthy opponent. Imagine if Limmy wins this? He’d be on the fast track to become one of the best PURE Champions known to man and he gets one step closer to that tonight.
Jake Mercer: Now this is a man I can respect, look at that hair. Long luscious hair. I understand he’s a weeb but he might just be following that Jake Mercer formula ladies and gents! That’s what I’m talking about.
Flannery McCoy: Why are you making such a big deal about hair if you idolize Lethal Consequences and he’s bald?
Jake Mercer: I don’t know what you mean, full head of hair.
(Limmy makes his way around the ring before he jumps up onto the apron and enters in. He immediately climbs up to the top rope and takes the PURE Championship and once again raises it in the air before jumping down and looking towards it before handing it to the ref. He makes his way over to his corner as from there ‘attack ON titan’ fades out and the ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this PURE Championship match is underway!
Flannery McCoy: AND LOOK AT CHARLIE ALREADY ATTACKING LIMMY WITH A CLOTHESLINE THAT TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: And now Charlie sliding down and slamming punches into the face of Limmy, Charlie is not playing any games in this matchup but Limmy already shoving away! Both of them are getting back up to their feet but Charlie is keeping the momentum he’s had so far as he runs towards Limmy! BUT LIMMY SLIPS THROUGH AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A NECKBREAKER!
Stew-O: Charlie is down on the ground but is right back up to his feet as Limmy grabs his arm and sends him into an Irish whip, BUT CHARLIE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND CATCHES HIM WITH A JUMPING KNEE IN THE FACE TO SEND HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! But it’s Limmy that manages to roll out of the way as he drops down and rolls out of the ring just in time!
Flannery McCoy: Look at Charlie just patiently waiting for him in the ring as Limmy circles around trying to catch a breath! It looks to be more than what he bargained for as he jumps onto the apron! BUT IT’S CHARLIE THAT RUNS FORWARD AND LOOKS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF IT! But Limmy narrowly moves out of the way! Charlie rebounding off of the ropes in recover but it’s Limmy that quickly enters into the ring, AND CLOBBERS CHARLIE FROM BEHIND WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!
Jake Mercer: Limmy is playing it smart as now he’s just stomping down on him making sure he stays down! Charlie is evasively rolling away towards the ropes but Limmy just isn’t stopping his assault to make sure he weakens him as much as possible! But the Ref is already making his way over as he’s forced to split the two of them away as Limmy holds his hands up in innocence! Charlie up to a knee but Limmy is already running towards him, BUT CHARLIE CATCHES HIM WITH A STIFF HEADBUTT ACROSS HIS SKULL BEFORE THE ATTACK WHICH SENDS LIMMY DOWN TO THE GROUND! AS CHARLIE TRANSITIONS INTO A QUICK PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO-
Stew-O: BUT THE PURE CHAMPION QUICKLY KICKS OUT!
Flannery McCoy: It’s going to take a lot more to keep Limmy down, but Charlie knows that as he brings him up to his feet! AND PULLS HIM IN AS HE TAKES HIM BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE! Limmy falling flat to the ground as Charlie brings him back up, but Limmy kicking him in the gut to force him to loosen his grip! Limmy transitions it into an Irish whip as it’s Charlie that rebounds off the ropes! AND LIMMY RUNS FORWARD BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A SLING BLADE!
Jake Mercer: Charlie taken down to the ground in a seated position as he sits up, BUT LIMMY SENDS HIM BACK DOWN WITH A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! Limmy keeping on the offense as he grabs him by his head and brings him up to his feet, AS HE PULLS HIM IN AND DROPS HIM BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A SNAP DDT!
Stew-O: Charlie is hurting now as it’s Limmy that is yelling at him to get back up to his feet! But it looks like someone is yelling back to him but it’s not Charlie!
Veena Adams: (Off-Mic) “OI”! HEY YOU FUCKING CUNT!
(Limmy groans as he turns around to look at Veena at ringside)
Limmy Monaghan: (Off-Mic) What the fuck do you want damn-
Flannery McCoy: LOOK! CHARLIE FROM BEHIND! HE ROLLS LIMMY UP INTO A SCHOOLBOY PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTT-
Jake Mercer: LIMMY KICKS OUT!
Stew-O: BUT CHARLIE ALREADY TRANSITIONING AS HE LIFTS HIM UP INTO THE AIR AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO THE HEADMASTER RITUAL! SPINEBUSTER TAKES LIMMY DOWN AS CHARLIE QUICKLY DROPS BACK DOWN AND ONCE MORE GOES FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHRRR-
Flannery McCoy: BUT LIMMY KICKS OUT ONCE MORE!
Jake Mercer: Charlie’s getting a bit aggravated at Limmy’s continued persistence but it’s not stopping him as he’s right back up to his feet! Limmy is staggering up as Charlie is just waiting for him to get up nonchalantly! AS CHARLIE RUNS FORWARD! CHARING CROSS! CHARLIE GOING FOR THE DISCUS LARIAT!
Stew-O: But Limmy is two steps ahead as he manages to duck under it and turn on his heels as Charlie is caught by surprise! AS LIMMY GRABS HIM AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX! Charlie grabbing his neck but he’s already quickly getting back up to his feet, BUT IT’S LIMMY THAT TAKES HIM DOWN AS HE RUNS FORWARD AND LEAPS INTO THE AIR TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A BLOCKBUSTER!
Flannery McCoy: Limmy continuing the assault now as he begins to climb up to the top rope while Charlie is down on the ground! Limmy is setting him up, AS HE LEAPS THROUGH THE AIR AND GOES FOR A MOONSAULT!
Jake Mercer: BUT CHARLIE GETS THE KNEES UP BEFORE THAT HAPPENS!
Stew-O: Limmy shoots up in the air in pain as Charlie slowly begins to get up to his feet! Limmy is in a world of hurt as he might just turn around to an unpleasant sight, AS CHARLIE POPS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A FALLING POWERBOMB! Limmy bouncing off of the canvas as he once again is rolling out of the ring and out of harms way as he tumbles down gripping onto the apron!
Flannery McCoy: But this time Charlie isn’t waiting for him as he’s already rolling out of the ring and grabbing him by his hair, AS HE THROWS HIM SPINEFIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! Limmy already crumbling down to the ground but Charlie isn’t letting him get a second in to breathe, AS HE PULLS HIM BACK AND THROWS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE AGAIN!
OONNEE!!
TTWWOO!!
Jake Mercer: And the Ref is starting the count on the outside as Limmy is attempting to crawl away but Charlie is grabbing him once more and bringing him up to his feet! But it’s Limmy that fights back with multiple elbows to his gut! Charlie is struggling to keep ahold of him as Limmy is persistent in his attacks! As Charlie separates away from him and lets go! But that doesn’t mean he’s going to let up as Charlie runs towards him, BUT IT’S LIMMY THAT MANAGES TO SLIP THROUGH ONCE MORE AND DROPS HIM DOWN ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH ANOTHER NECKBREAKER!
TTHHRRRREEEE!!
FFOOUURR!!!
Stew-O: No matter how you look at it, it has had to leave a mark as Limmy is grabbing him and rolling him right back into the ring to take advantage! Charlie attempting to get up but he’s not quick enough to combat Limmy as Limmy already has him by his head and turns him around, as he throws him to the ropes! AND LIMMY LEAPS UP TO CATCH HIM WITH A BICYCLE KICK TO HIS FACE! But it’s Charlie that manages to grab onto the ropes just in time to stabilize himself!
Flannery McCoy: If there was one thing that Limmy didn’t expect it’s that Charlie would be able to fight back so soon as Limmy runs towards him, but Charlie with a quick back elbow to the bridge of his nose which causes some separation for now! Limmy turning around now as he attempts to recover, BUT CHARLIE IS ALREADY ON THE ATTACK AS HE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A RUNNING KNEE LIFT!
Jake Mercer: Limmy falling flat on his back but is already right back up to his feet, AS CHARLIE LIFTS HIM UP INTO THE AIR AND ONCE MORE ATTEMPTS TO GO FOR THE HEADMASTER RITUAL! SPINEBUSTER! But Limmy with an elbow to the side of his head! Limmy grabbing ahold of the arm of Charlie now, SOUL FOOD! SOUL FOOD DROPS CHARLIE DOWN TO THE GROUND AS LIMMY GOES FOR THE PIN! CAN HE RETAIN?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEE-
Stew-O: CHARLIE KICKS OUT! THIS MATCH CONTINUES!
(Limmy sits up in pure confusion before slamming the mat repeatedly, looking over to the ref who holds up a two sign with his fingers as Limmy is completely dumbfounded. Veena is seen laughing her ass off at ringside as she shakes her head)
Flannery McCoy: Limmy is back up to his feet as now he’s once again going back on the attack just stomping down on Charlie! He knows exactly what to do for sure but it’s a matter if the tables will turn in his favor or Charlie will find a way to get out of it! Charlie is completely stunned as Limmy stops and allows him to get back up to his feet, Charlie is up! LIMMY IS MOVING FORWARD AS HE’S GOING FOR DEATH NOTE! SPIKE SWINGING COMPLETE SHOT IN MOTION!
Jake Mercer: HOLY SHIT! CHARING CROSS! CHARLIE MANAGES TO TAKE THE CHAMPION DOWN WITH HIS PATENTED DISCUS LARIAT! CHARLIE’S GOING FOR THE PIN! NEW CHAMPION! NEW CHAMPION!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Stew-O: WAIT!
(The ref immediately stops as he points over as Charlie turns around in complete confusion. His eyes widen as he realizes that Limmy as his hand on the bottom rope. Veena Adams’ hysterical laughter turns to complete shock as Charlie is absolutely irate)
Flannery McCoy: How the hell was Limmy Monaghan able to fight out of that?!
Jake Mercer: Well that doesn’t matter because the match continues on and it’s clear that Charlie isn’t such a happy person because of it! Charlie is back up to his feet as he grabs onto Limmy and brings him up as well before sending him into an Irish whip towards the ropes and back, AS HE’S GOING FOR ANOTHER CHARING CROSS! IF HE CONNECTS THIS HE’S DONE FOR!
Stew-O: BUT LIMMY DUCKS UNDER AND LIFTS CHARLIE IN THE AIR! HE’S GOING FOR KING’S THRONE! LIFTING INVERTED SITOUT SIDE POWERSLAM IS GOING TO DRILL CHARLIE TO THE FLOOR!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S CHARLIE THAT DRIVES A KNEE INTO THE FACE OF LIMMY FORCING HIM TO LET GO OF THE HOLD AS THEY TUMBLE DOWN TO THE GROUND! Both of them are in a world of pain but they’re continuing to fight! All for the PURE Championship tonight!
Jake Mercer: Limmy is slowly crawling up as Charlie is following, grabbing him by his hair as now both of them are beginning to tee off on one another! Charlie is sending a barrage of forearms towards the face of Limmy as Limmy is making an effort to fight back as both of them are just going off! Limmy! Charlie! Limmy! Charlie! Limmy! Charlie! But it’s Limmy that catches Charlie off guard with an uppercut! Limmy drags a stunned Charlie up to his feet as he runs to the ropes and back taking advantage of the opportunity! AS LIMMY ONCE AGAIN LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND GOES FOR ANOTHER SLING BLADE!
Stew-O: BUT CHARLIE TURNS IT AROUND BEFORE IT CAN CONNECT AS HE DUMPS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! Limmy tumbling down off of the apron but is staggering to recover as he quickly slides back into the ring, as I don’t think he’s going to let Charie get the best of him especially in this caliber of a match right here!
Flannery McCoy: BUT WAIT! HE FALLS RIGHT INTO CHARLIE’S TRAP AS HE PULLS HIM IN AND HOOKS BOTH OF HIS ARMS! HE’S GOING FOR THE QUEEN IS DEAD! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT COMMENCES!
Jake Mercer: BUT LIMMY PUSHES HIM TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE SET OF ROPES AS BOTH OF THEM TUMBLE THROUGH THEM! Limmy landing on the apron as Charlie manages to barely grab onto the ropes to keep himself on the apron as well! I can’t believe both of them are still fighting at this point as they both manage to balance themselves on the apron and get back up to their feet! Both of them are fighting in a precarious position now as they’re beginning to trade punches with one another! Both of them know the stakes and if someone gets the advantage right here, then consider this the end of the match!
Stew-O: But Limmy with a knee to the gut of Charlie forcing him to stumble backwards as Limmy grabs ahold of him! AS HE PUSHES HIM SPINEFIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! Limmy isn’t done now as he grabs him into a headlock, NO! NO! DDT ONTO THE APRON! THAT HAS HAD TO INJURE CHARLIE IN SOME WAY SHAPE OR FORM!
Flannery McCoy: But that is definitely not a concern for the PURE Champion at this moment as he’s already rolling him into the ring and sliding in himself as he hooks the leg, HE’S GOING FOR THE PIN! COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE IT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREE-
Jake Mercer: CHARLIE! MARR! KICKOUT!
Stew-O: And look at Limmy! He’s absolutely furious! It lingers through his head, what’s it going to take?! He has hit every move possible to make sure Charlie stays down and yet that just hasn’t happened yet?! Who’s going to win?! How much is it going to take out of them to do so!?
Flannery McCoy: This is a title match mind you, of course it’s going to be like that what do you expect? Limmy falling flat down to the ground but mind you this isn’t the time to take a breather and he knows that as he grabs onto the ropes and begins to climb up to his feet, Charlie is still down on the ground as if there was a chance to take advantage and possibly get the victory, then this is the chance to do so as Limmy lurks! Charlie is up now as he staggers, I don’t think he even knows where he is! LIMMY IS RUNNING FORWARD!
Jake Mercer: BLADE OF SACRIFICE CONNECTS! RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO THE BACK OF CHARLIE’S HEAD TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! And I think we know what’s coming up as Limmy grabs him! And by the look on Veena’s face this does not look good whatsoever! HE’S GOING FOR DECODE! ELEVATED SINGLE UNDERHOOK DDT!
Stew-O: CHARLIE! CHARLIE! THE QUEEN IS DEAD! THE QUEEN IS DEAD! CHARLIE MANAGES TO TURN DECODE INTO THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT! LIMMY IS DOWN! CHARLIE IS DOWN!
(Charlie’s eyes flash as Veena is yelling at Charlie to go for the pin. Charlie sees the opportunity as he crawls slowly towards the downed body of Limmy Monaghan. So close yet so far, inches away…)
???: Oh beloved…
(Charlie completely freezes as he hears that. The lights turn to a purple hue as a spotlight shines down on the stage. The virtual crowd begins to cheer as the camera pans over to none other than The Visual Prophet. Extravagantly seen on a red sequin couch he looks over to the ring as Charlie looks in complete anger and frustration as he begins to get back up to his feet)
The Visual Prophet: What’s wrong? Greatness is blinding I know, but Viz is just watching.
Charlie Marr: (Off-Mic) GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE-
Flannery McCoy: LIMMY FROM BEHIND! SPIKE SWINGING COMPLETE SHOT! DEATH NOTE CONNECTS! CHARLIE IS DOWN! LIMMY IS GOING FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
The Visual Prophet: Yikes, what a letdown.
(‘attack ON titan’ plays up as the lights come back to normal and Limmy Monaghan gets back up to his feet. Not caring about the interference he has a big smirk on his face as the ref makes his way over and hands him the PURE Championship. He looks down at it as the ref raises his hand in victory as he raises the PURE Championship up as well, making a cut throat gesture before climbing up to the top rope. The boos sounding through the arena as he raises the PURE Championship high in the air as he looks up to it)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… AND STILL, YOUR EAW PURE CHAMPION… LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: THAT’S WHAT YOU GET! THE CONSEQUENCES OF BEING BALD! IT COSTS YOU A LIFETIME!
Stew-O: What a match that we’ve just seen! Both Limmy and Charlie laid it on the line for everyone to see, but unfortunately karma came the way of Charlie Marr as the consequences for interrupting Dr. Angelo D’Angelo came and The Visual Prophet got his hands involved in the decision of this match as well. And in the end, Limmy came out with the victory and the PURE Championship.
Flannery McCoy: No matter how it happened, this has got to be one of the biggest wins Limmy has under his belt to date! Limmy comes out with the victory and a defense under his belt and that has to make him satisfied. A great match, and congratulations to Limmy Monaghan!
(Veena is seen helping Charlie out of the ring as Charlie’s eyes flicker and immediately look towards the stage. But like he was never there, Viz has disappeared. Charlie in pure anger slams the apron as Veena helps him to the backstage area)
(Limmy is seen jumping off of the top rope as…)
Jake Mercer: BOX OFFICE SMASH!
(None other than Chris Elite is seen as he nails Limmy in the jaw with a Superkick, sending him down to the mat. He looks down at Limmy before looking over at the PURE Title)
Stew-O: We haven’t seen him since Insurgency put him on the shelf and I think that’s the motive that he has for what he just did! He’s after Limmy! He’s after the PURE Championship!
(Elite rolls out of the ring in anger as he shakes his head, immediately making his way up the ramp and headed over to the backstage area as from there, Dynasty fades out to commercial break)
(A commercial for Andre Walker’s new mixtape, I can guarantee it’s shit but you can at least stream it on Soundcloud now)
(Dynasty’s broadcast brings our viewing audience to the backstage area of the World 1 Theatre, where Dynasty’s head interviewer, Michael Belfort, stands proudly in front of his red Dynasty backdrop and smiles cheerily into the camera.)
Michael Belfort: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest for the evening…SERENA BENNETT!
(Dynasty’s virtual audience can be heard bursting into a series of cheers as the former two-time, two-time Universal Women’s Champion, Serena Bennett, slowly struts into the frame, the bright smile we’ve come to expect from Serena noticeably absent from her ensemble this evening, as is the championship title belt we’ve grown used to seeing over her shoulder. She wears one of the latest pieces from the newest Icy Park collection, a ½ zip baby blue latex dress, paired with a large diamond “ICY” chain. Atop her head is a Sherpa Trapper Hat from the Icy Park collection as well. She slowly pulls her sunglasses down from her eyes, revealing the cold and withdrawn expression she wears behind the shades, and the virtual audience calms down, allowing for Michael to address her.)
Michael Belfort: Serena, it’s great to see you! Thanks for finding the time to join me this evening.
Serena Bennett: Aye, Mikey. I’d say the same, but uh, to keep it a stack witchu, I’m not at all happy to be standing right here in front of you, broseph.
Michael Belfort: Why’s that, Serena? What’s on your mind?
(Serena can’t help but to release a bemused chuckle, cackling straight into the microphone just before she raises her eyebrows at Michael, who simply stares back at her with her lips pursued. Serena lets out a condescending sigh and shakes her head before speaking into the microphone Michael holds up to her lips.)
Serena Bennett: Nah, ain’t no way you serious, son, you must be– (She blinks and sighs once more as she turns back to Michael’s face.) You know what? Alright. Fine. I’ll elaborate for you, Mikey. I’ll try to calm down just so we can make it absolutely clear where it is I’m coming from, what it is I’m going through, how it is I’m feeling these days. Thought you had eyes of your own, but apparently, I was wrong, so I gotta lay it all out for y’all, hm? No problem. King of Elite, two-thousand twenty one, the tri-branded Free-Per-View where Serena Bennett’s Universal Women’s Title reign came to a screeching halt by none other than Ms. Cash in the Vault, Darcy May Morgan. I knew it was coming. I certainly did. Not at King of Elite necessarily, but she been plottin’ on me eventually, it was only a matter of time she tried it, forreal. But the last thing I expected was for me to be, uh, tied up the way I was at King of Elite when Darcy cashed in. Leave it to me to be the woman, out of all people, that would set myself up in a match–a first EVER for Elite Answers Wrestling, mind you–with a stipulation that would render me entirely incapable of effectively defending myself at the moment I most needed to. The irony of it all. Y’all could say I have myself to blame for this bullshit–I guess it is partially my fault for elevating this title to unprecedented heights–but here we go, another white bitch pullin’ up to steal my shine. Nah, I’m angry, Michael. I’m irritable. I’m pissed the fuck off, and no, I don’t want to be here. Not with you. I don’t wanna be wasting my goddamn time fuckin’ around with your fruity tooty ass, no offense, ‘cause I have other plans in mind. I got shit to do. I gotta bring my Universal Women’s Title back where it belongs and I gotta get to that ASAP, you hear me? Don’t ask me no stupid questions, Michael, you know exactly what the fuck is on my mind right now. And shit, Reckless Wiring is a mere month and a half away, so why should I waste ANY more time than I already have standing here talkin’ witchu? StarrStan don’t wanna give me the authority to go straight into Voltage territory and make a whole mess out of that ugly lil’ shark-faced bitch in time for Shock Value, so might as well do it on the Free-Per-View belonging to the REAL Universal Women’s Champ anyways, hm? That’s right, Reckless Wiring. I’m tryna get my damn rematch, Michael. And one way or another, I’ma get it. And we gon’ act like this entire ordeal at King of Elite never fuckin’ happened and I can continue on my merry way, fuckin’ shit up as the two-time, two-time Universal Women’s Champion, as per usual. Talk to m–
???: Pardon the interruption, my dear Serena.
(Rolling her eyes, Serena turns her attention to the source of the familiar voice, the camera following along with her as the broadcast feed reveals the Beloved Brother, Dr. Angelo D’angelo slowly inserting himself against the red interview backdrop, rubbing his bearded chin with one hand as he slips his second into his pocket.)
Dr. Angelo D’angelo: You’re a difficult woman to keep track of. I’ve been looking for you all night, Queen.
Serena Bennett: (She scoffs.) Great, now I got ANOTHER motherfucker stalkin’ me and shit, y’all can’t let my clit breathe for just one week? Y’all lucky Veena won’t let me keep the strap on me, otherwise, I’d have been caught a body or ten in this bitch, keep fuckin’ playing with me, son, I’m not in the mood.
Dr. Angelo D’angelo: :woah: I can assure you, there’s no need for any of that here. What’s wrong, Beloved? What’s got you all hot and bothered? All I want is to talk a little more about the proposition I offered you at King of Elite.
Serena Bennett: You motherfuckers hard of hearing or some shit?
Dr. Angelo D’angelo: Correct me if I’m wrong, Serena. But at King of Elite, you and I had an eye-opening, heart-warming, wholesome and productive and loving conversation about the future of this business, about the future of YOUR career. I saw what those Anglosaxons did to you, my sister, and I’m just as upset about it as you are–
Serena Bennett: Nah, Angelo. You don’t understand a fragment of what it is I’m feeling, about exactly how irritated I am that these cacs keep throwing dirt on my name, keep fuckin’ around each and every week and King of Elite was just another damn good example of exactly that–
Dr. Angelo D’angelo: EXACTLY, SERENA! That’s exactly what I mean! I know just how you feel, and Viz does, too. To be shortsighted. To be undermined. To not receive the full appreciative wealth of the value you bring to this industry, especially as a Black woman. You ARE the culture, Serena. Universal Women’s Championship or not, you are the glue holding the ENTIRE EAW Women’s Division–hell, this ENTIRE COMPANY together. You deserve more than what you’re getting, Serena, and I am committed to helping you achieve all that and more. You and I, we’re practically family already, Serena. Besides. You promised me that you and I would talk after you handled your business with Eris LeCava. And you’ve done that. All I need are a few more moments of your time and I know we can work something out that will be profitable for us all and generations of Black Elitists to come.
Serena Bennett: First of all, babe, I ain’t promise you a damn thing. And my agreement to have a lil’ chit chat with you was contingent upon me defeating Eris LeCava and retaining at KoE, but newsflash: I did no such thing at King of Elite and I got myself fucked over by a blindsighted cash-in for the SECOND time in my career. How I’m s’posed to just let that go? I’m focused on ONE thing right now, and that’s taking back exactly what’s mine from Darcy May Morgan, and regaining my damn title. Then, and MAYBE then, we might have sumn to talk about, D’angelo.
Dr. Angelo D’angelo: Come now, Serena. Use your head. You’re being far too emotional. How can you possibly expect to keep a level head on straight enough to tackle the new Universal Women’s Champion and reclaim your throne if you can’t even think logically?
Serena Bennett: You sayin’ I’m stupid?
Dr. Angelo D’angelo: :woah: !!! Nothing of the sort. Quite the opposite, actually. I know you for what you are. I’ve seen what you can do when you’re laser focused, Serena. When you’re motivated. When there is nothing that’s stopping you or clouding your judgement. No distractions. No frustrations. What your body needs, Serena, is some euphoric release.
Serena Bennett: …alright, you SURE you not a pimp? :mjpls:
Dr. Angelo D’angelo: GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER! I’m talking stress relief, blowing off some steam, getting the endorphins going from the only thing you love more than yourself in this world: smashing Neanderthal skulls inside of an EAW ring.
Serena Bennett: I’m afraid I still don’t follow, D’angelo.
Dr. Angelo D’angelo: Before you so much as entertain the idea of taking your shot at Darcy…pursue another outlet to release your frustrations. Some might say your reign as Universal Women’s Champion was at its PEAK when you and Viz were at one another’s side. You and Viz were only a few short weeks away from becoming double champions and inserting yourselves at the top of BOTH of your respective divisions and then some, but Yakubians got in the way of your success. And they only continue to do so, every opportunity they get. Towards EVERY Black Elitist in this company. The latest and most blatant offenders on Dynasty taking shape in the form of Charlie Marr and Veena Adams.
Serena Bennett: And what that got to do with me?
Dr. Angelo D’angelo: Give the culture what it wants: a Shea Butter Babies reunion. Join forces with Viz once again to take down those Neanderthals, put them back into their place, and re-assert your dominance alongside the Visual Prophet and work towards getting yourself back up from where you belong. I see no downside, Serena. It’s a win-win-win for you. A chance to release your frustrations. A chance to work alongside your favorite male Elitist. And a guaranteed win against a pair of caucasoid devils. Maybe once you see exactly how profitable a partnership with me could be for you, and then, we finally have reason to talk.
(Serena nods slowly as the virtual audience begins buzzing at D’angelo’s offer.)
Serena Bennett: Hm.
Dr. Angelo D’angelo: //64.media.tumblr.com/640264614a9dfe63e9cba8eefca7fdf7/d20be3dd6722f4f4-38/s1280x1920/f7ebfb4e2d98265e6483f1ddb710c276e7b870b4.gifv
Serena Bennett: Alright, stop lookin’ at me like that…and MAYBE I’ll think about it. But as of right now, I got nothin’ to say to you. I got my hands full right now, and it’s startin’ to look Viz might, too–
Dr. Angelo D’angelo: But just think of the possibilities should you carry the load TOGETHER!
Serena Bennett: Like I said, cuz, all I can do for you right now…is think about it. Cool? Cool.
(Serena gives Dr. Angelo a quick glance up and down before she slips her glasses back over her eyes and flashes him a syrupy smile. Just as Serena steps out of the frame, Dynasty’s broadcast fades elsewhere.)
(“Sweet Dreams” by Eurythmics, Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart plays as the virtual crowd pops for Harper Lee. Despite losing the Unified Tag Team Championships, she remains her smiley self as she has the biggest opportunity of her career tonight.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS YOUR MAIN EVENT AND IT’S FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA…THE ‘GAMECHANGER’… HARPER LEE!!!!!
Stew-O: Harper Lee has the biggest opportunity of her career a week after losing the Unified Tag Team Championships with her partner, Sierra Bradford. It’s not time to think about that, but to focus on her goals as a singles’ wrestler. To be given a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship is something huge for this young woman!
Flannery McCoy: I gotta wonder what’s running through the mind of Harper Lee! This seemed like a title match that’s happening out of nowhere, but Harper is going to make the most out of this opportunity! The World Heavyweight Champion is going to be a challenging one to put down, but it’s not impossible to do!
Jake Mercer: I’m all up for upsets, but is Harper Lee experienced in these types of matches? We’ve seen her battle for the Universal Women’s Championship, but Lethal Consequences is a veteran. He’s ruthless, cunning and unpredictable at times. She needs to be ready for whatever LC throws at her!
(“Tougher Colder Killer” by El-P, Killer Mike, and Despot replaces “Sweet Dreams” as Lethal Consequences comes out with the World Heavyweight Championship around his waist. He has a focused look on his face.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING HER OPPONENT…FROM OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA…WEIGHING IN 230 POUNDS… HE IS THE CURRENT EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… ‘THE INEVITABLE’…LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!
Jake Mercer: Here is our wonderful World Heavyweight Champion who overcame Dray Fontana at King of Elite! It’s such a shame that he needs to defend the World Heavyweight Championship for the second week in a row! Do you really think that LC is at 100% and prepared for this match?
Stew-O: The same question could be said for Harper! But, if you were to look at this match on paper, LC has the advantage of size and experience! Harper has her speed to rely on! Both are probably in pain from their matches last weekend, so I can see anything happening in this match!
Flannery McCoy: This is an interesting match up, but I could see Harper Lee surprising a lot of people in this match! Lethal Consequences is going to have a difficult time with putting her down! Although, I do think that LC is going to look for any opportunity to assert his dominance, so I’m interested to see how all of this goes down!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: HARPER LEE RUSHES TOWARDS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH A DROPKICK THAT SENDS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION TO THE ROPES!
Flannery McCoy: Harper Lee begins to pummel Lethal Consequences with left and right punches as that manages to take him down to a seated position! HARPER BEGINS TO STOMP ON THE BODY OF LC, MAKING SURE THAT HE HAS NO WAY OF GETTING UP! THE REFEREE IS NEEDING TO PULL HARPER AWAY FROM LC, MAKING SURE THAT HE IS PROVIDED WITH A WAY TO GET HIMSELF TO HIS FEET! Harper is bringing the fight to the World Heavyweight Champion so early into this match! Harper is gesturing for LC to get back to his feet! LC uses the ropes as a way to help him up his feet, but Harper manages to pouce on Lethal Consequences, but LC manages to apply a bear hug on the challenger!
Jake Mercer: BUT, HARPER LEE MANAGES TO USE ONE OF HER ARMS AND WRAPS IT AROUND THE BACK OF THE NECK OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AS SHE MANAGES TO COUNTER WITH A SNAP DDT ON LC! HARPER GOES FOR THE COVER! SHE’S LOOKING TO END THIS MATCH AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences manages to shove Harper Lee off of him like she was nothing at all! You gotta remember, but Harper Lee isn’t the tallest woman in the locker room. She stands at 5’2” and Lethal Consequences TOWERS this young woman, but Harper is going to need to rely on her speed to help wear the World Heavyweight Champion down! Harper manages to rush towards LC, nailing him with a basement dropkick to the side of his skull! THAT MANAGES TO TAKE HIM DOWN ONCE AGAIN AS HARPER BEGINS TO NAIL SOME PUNCHES TO LETHAL CONSEQUENCES’ FACE! HARPER MANAGES TO RISE BACK TO HER FEET AS SHE’S GESTURING FOR LC TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET! SLOWLY, WE SEE LC RISING BACK TO HIS FEET AS HARPER RUNS TOWARDS HIM! TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS —
Flannery McCoy: Not quite, Stew! Lethal Consequences manages to use Harper Lee’s momentum against her as he counters with a tilt-a-whirl sidewalk slam on his challenger! This was the one opening that LC needed to get himself rolling in this contest!
Jake Mercer: Lethal Consequences had me worried for a slight moment! Honestly, I don’t see this contest lasting as long as it should! Like you said, Stew — LC TOWERS over Harper Lee! Harper is going to be so mismatched in this contest! She has no experience on what it feels to go up against someone as legendary and talented as Lethal Consequences! This woman is hot off losing the Unified Tag Team Championships, what reason would she have for being part of this match, Flannery and Stew? Is someone going to explain this to me? I’m open to ANY explanation!
Stew-O: In EAW’s defense, this isn’t the most mismatched intergender match that we’ve seen in EAW. We’ve seen Cameron Ella Ava versus Scott Diamond. The most recent one happens to be Andrea Valentine versus Terry Chambers, where Terry had the size and strength advantage over Andrea. Now, someone like Harper Lee pulling off an upset and defeating Lethal Consequences isn’t impossible, but it’s going to be difficult. LC is a veteran and a two-time Hall of Famer. He can be quite unpredictable at times, so you really don’t know what you’re going to get out of the champion.
Flannery McCoy: I do kinda see it from Jake’s perspective as well. Harper Lee and Lethal Consequences are on total opposite ends of the food chain. You have Harper who hasn’t had many opportunities at World Championships. You have Lethal Consequences who busted his ass off at Road to Redemption to get his moment. Harper doesn’t have the experience that LC has and I do believe that is going to be something that hurts her in this match.
Jake Mercer: That’s what I was going to say, Flannery. Harper Lee has no chance going up against Lethal Consequences! LC MANAGES TO PICK UP HARPER BY HER HAIR BEFORE HOISTING HER UP IN THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A BODY SLAM! HARPER WIGGLES LIKE A FISH A PAIN! DID ANY OF YOU SEE THE HEIGHT THAT HARPER WENT? LC’S LIKE SIX-FEET, SO THAT WAS PROBABLY LIKE SEVEN OR EIGHT-FEET FOR HARPER! THAT LOOKED AMAZING! LC manages to get Harper by her feet by her wrist before delivering a giant irish whip to one of the corners! Harper tries to catch herself from colliding harshly at the corner! LC charges towards his challenger at the corner!
Stew-O: HARPER LEE MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES CRASHES TO THE CORNER AS HARPER MANAGES TO CONNECT WITH A SPRINGBOARD ROCKET KICK ON THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! SHE NAILS LC ON THE FACE AS SHE CONNECTS WITH SOME AGGRESSIVE RIGHT PUNCHES TO LC! HARPER TAKES A COUPLE OF STEPS BACK BEFORE RUSHING TO LC AT THE CORNER AND CONNECTS WITH A HESITATION DROPKICK AS THAT SENDS THE CHAMPION FORWARD! HARPER MANAGES TO FOLLOW THAT UP WITH A TORNADO DDT ON LC! HARPER GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWW—
Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences manages to kick out! Harper Lee manages to get one of LC’s arms before applying a standing armbar on the champion! She begins to elbow the side of LC’s face as she maintains the standing armbar! She manages to get the champion up to his feet before delivering a nasty forearm, BUT THAT DOESN’T MAKE LC GO DOWN! HARPER CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER FOREARM, BUT THAT ONLY SEEMS TO MAKE LC WANT HER TO PUNCH HIM HARDER! SHE DECIDES TO THROW ANOTHER FOREARM TO LC, BUT LC MANAGES TO DELIVER A HEADBUTT TO HARPER! HARPER STAGGERS BACK AS LC MANAGES TO FOLLOW THAT UP WITH AN UPPERCUT AS THAT SENDS HER HEAD BACK AND TUMBLING BACK TOWARDS THE ROPES!
Jake Mercer: Lethal Consequences takes Harper Lee and begins to knee her in the ribs! LC is not going easy on this young woman at all! He knows what’s on the line and he knows that he is not going to let this reign end and especially, to Harper Lee out of all people! LC would love nothing more than for this reign to go towards Reckless Wiring! You really think that Harper Lee as World Heavyweight Champion is going to sell tickets? I asked my friends in my discord side server and they told me that they wouldn’t buy tickets with Harper Lee as the World Heavyweight Champion!
Stew-O: And, why do we care? Lethal Consequences sends Harper Lee shoulder first against the ring post! That seemed to look quite painful as LC managed to hoist Harper Lee up before connecting with a delayed vertical suplex! Harper is sent crashing down! It makes me think about how much Harper will be able to handle going up against an opponent of someone of Lethal Consequences stature? He’s 6’3” and 230 pounds. Harper Lee looks like a doll in comparison to him and if LC wants too, he can throw her like one! He manages to get up to his feet as Harper is clutching to her lower back as she finds herself in a crawling position, BUT LC MANAGES TO RUSH TOWARDS HER, KICKING HER IN THE RIBS, WHICH CAUSES HER TO ROLL TO HER BACK AGAIN!
Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences gets Harper Lee’s right arm before bending it back! This is one move that always leaves me quite concerned about the wellbeing of our Elitists — LC STEPS ON THE BENDED ARM OF HARPER! HARPER BEGINS TO CRY OUT IN PAIN AS SHE CLUTCHES TO THAT RIGHT ARM, BUT LC HAS NO SYMPATHY TOWARDS HIS CHALLENGER! HE MANAGES TO GET HARPER’S RIGHT ARM AGAIN, BENDS IT BACK AND WAITS FOR THE VIRTUAL CROWD TO SILENCE THEMSELVES AND THEN…HE STOMPS ON IT AGAIN! HARPER LEE WIGGLES AROUND AS SHE’S CLUTCHING TO THAT ARM OF HER’S! LC MANAGES TO GET HARPER’S ARM BEFORE BENDING IT AGAINST THE BOTTOM ROPE BEFORE STOMPING ON IT AGAIN! Once again, Harper cries out in pain as the referee decides to get in between Harper and LC! LC just hates having his time wasted. If he wanted to end the match now, that’s exactly what he could have done.
Jake Mercer: Lethal Consequences is a man who really thinks about what is worth his time and I’m not sure he’s too sure on whether Harper Lee is worth his time! At this moment, Harper isn’t giving him much of a fight! Harper isn’t really giving anything for LC to work with, so LC is going to need to find something to work on and in this case, it’s going to be Harper Lee’s arm! Harper gets herself in a seated position as LC is tapping his wrist like there’s a watch there, almost like he’s trying to say that ‘time’s ticking’ and what not. He is letting someone like Harper Lee know that her time with the World Heavyweight Champion is running out!
Stew-O: Just look at the facial expression of the challenger, Jake and Flannery. You can tell that she’s feeling a bit disrespected with Lethal Consequences. She doesn’t think that LC is seeing her as any challenge going into this match! Harper gets to her feet, but LC manages to take her down with a clothesline before throwing her head first against the corner! HARPER MANAGES TO TURN HERSELF AROUND BEFORE LC BEGINS TO CONNECT WITH SOME MUDHOLE STOMPS TO HARPER’S RIBS AT THE CORNER! HE IS MAKING SURE THAT HE STOMPS ON HARPER’S RIGHT ARM THAT HE WAS TARGETING JUST MOMENTS AGO IN THIS MATCH! HE WANTS TO MAKE SURE THAT HARPER HAS SOME PROBLEM WITH THAT ARM! Anything to slow down Harper would benefit LC in the long run! LC manages to press his boot against the face of the former Unified Tag Team Champion!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! GET YOUR FOOT OFF, LC!
Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences delivers one last mean stop to Harper Lee’s face before allowing the referee to back him away! The referee has a brief lecture with LC before LC just moves past him! He manages to get Harper Lee up to her feet, BUT HARPER MANAGES TO USE HER LEFT SIDE TO CONNECT WITH A PUNCH TO THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION’S FACE! HARPER IS TRYING TO KEEP THAT FIGHTING SPIRIT ALIVE AS SHE MANAGES TO THROW ANOTHER LEFT HANDED PUNCH TO LC, BUT LC MANAGES TO USE HIS FOOT TO SWEEP HARPER OFF HER FEET! HARPER FALLS TO ONE OF HER KNEES AS LC FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A KNEE STRIKE! HARPER COLLAPSES FORWARD AS LC MANAGES TO GRAB HER BY THE HAIR AND FORCE HER UP HER FEET! LC IS FORCING HARPER TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE EYE!
Lethal Consequences: (off-mic) No bitch is going to take this championship off of me. :dave:
Jake Mercer: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES DELIVERS A NASTY PIMP SLAP ACROSS THE FACE OF HARPER LEE!!!! :damn: :damn: :damn: HARPER GOES FLYING ACROSS THE RING DUE TO THAT SLAP!!!!
Stew-O: How powerful was that slap?
Jake Mercer: So hard, I think my African American ancestors felt it. :wow:
Flannery McCoy: I find that hard to believe, Jake. Lethal Consequences is doing what he can to put Harper Lee in her place! I think that Harper landed on her right arm, that LC made an issue earlier in the match! Harper is trying to muster the strength to get back to her feet, BUT LC RUSHES TOWARDS HIS CHALLENGER, NAILING HER WITH A NASTY BIG BOOT THAT SENDS HER TO HER BACK! LC GOES TO COVER HER! IS HE GOING TO PUT AN END TO THIS MATCH RIGHT HERE?!?!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: HARPER LEE KICKS OUT! :noah:
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences begins to apply basement abdominal stretch on the challenger! He is managing to get a good grasp of Harper Lee’s injured right arm as he applies the strength! Harper has a look of pain on her face! Look at her other fist, everyone; it seems like she’s quite conflicted on what she should do! It’s not in her idea to quit! She would never quit when the going gets tough for her! She’s trying to reach for the ropes! She’s trying to look for a way to get out of this hold by the World Heavyweight Champion! She’s clutching to her fist! It’s almost like she’s trying to rally the virtual EAW Universe to help her out of this situation!
(The virtual EAW Universe sees Harper Lee clutching her fist over and over again. It makes them clap and stomp in hopes to rally her and help her out of the grasps of Lethal Consequences.)
Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences is shaking his head no as he begins to feel like Harper Lee is getting the strength to get out of his basement abdominal stretch! Harper is shaking, but she manages to throw an elbow to LC’s face! SHE MANAGES TO THROW ANOTHER ELBOW SHOT TO LC’S FACE! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! HARPER USES ALL OF HER STRENGTH TO COUNTER WITH A ROLLING SNAPMARE AS SHE MANAGES TO GET THE CHAMPION INTO A SEATED POSITION! HARPER TAKES A STEP BACK AS SHE FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A PENALTY KICK TO LC’S BACK! HARPER IS CLUTCHING ONTO HER RIGHT ARM AS SHE GETS IN FRONT OF LC BEFORE FOLLOWING THAT UP WITH ANOTHER PENALTY KICK, BUT LC MANAGES TO DUCK THE PENALTY KICK AT THE LAST SECOND BEFORE GETTING HARPER AND ROLLING HER UP! IS LC GOING TO STEAL THE VICTORY HERE?!?! HE HAS HER BY HER TIGHTS!!!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: HARPER LEE MANAGES TO ROLL UP BACK TO HER FEET! Lethal Consequences rolls back to his feet, but he is stopped mid-way with a superkick by Harper! The superkick doesn’t get LC to fall to his back, so Harper goes for another superkick, but it only causes LC to stagger a bit more! Harper goes for a third superkick, but LC manages to grab her foot before she can connect with a superkick for the third time! LC manages to rise back to her feet, still maintaining hold of Harper Lee’s leg before connecting with a dragon screw leg whip! Harper is taken down as Big Daddy LC manages to take this match back into his control!
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences manages to get Harper Lee before applying a Texas Cloverleaf on his challenger! Harper finds herself in a bit of trouble at the moment as she’s trying to clutch to the bottom rope! LC is basically trying to tell Harper to throw in the towel and call it a day! He would love nothing more than to end this match right here, but are we really going to see Harper Lee give up at this point in the match? It does not seem like Harper to give up and call it a day! She is going to go into this match and despite the pain, she is going to look for a way to end the match!
Flannery McCoy: He has the Texas Cloverleaf locked in the middle of the ring! Harper Lee is trying to muster for some strength to reach for that bottom rope and have this match continue on! Harper is trying to reach for the bottom rope, but it’s just too far for her to reach! Harper needs to fight through this pain and figure out another way to get out of this submission hold! LC looks like he can keep this submission hold locked in all night! He could care less about how long it takes for Harper to figure out some way to get out of the hold!
Jake Mercer: WHAT IN THE HELL? LOOK AT THIS, FLANNERY AND STEW! HARPER LEE IS TRYING TO ROLL HERSELF OUT OF THE TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! SHE’S TRYING TO ROLL HERSELF TO HER BACK BEFORE LETHAL CONSEQUENCES REALIZES WHAT HARPER WAS TRYING TO DO BEFORE SWINGING HER IN FRONT OF HIM AND CONNECTING WITH A WHEELBARROW FACEBUSTER!
Stew-O: NO! HARPER LEE MANAGES TO COUNTER WITH A BULLDOG! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES CRUSHES FACE FIRST AGAINST THE MAT! HARPER TAKES A COUPLE OF STEPS BACK BEFORE NAILING LC WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE! SHE MANAGES TO GET ON TOP OF HIS SHOULDERS AND FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER! HARPER MANAGES TO ROLL UP LC! IS SHE GOING TO GET AN UPSET VICTORY RIGHT HERE?!?!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES MANAGES TO COUNTER UP WITH A ROLL UP OF HIS OWN!!!! HE HAS HARPER LEE BY HER TIGHTS AGAIN!!!!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: HARPER LEE MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY!!! Harper with a knee strike, but Lethal Consequences manages to block the knee strike! He charges towards her with a clothesline, but Harper manages to duck the clothesline! Harper Lee springboards herself off the ropes before connecting with a forearm smash! LC staggers back a bit as Harper rebounds herself off the horizontal set of ropes again before connecting with another forearm smash! That sends LC back towards the horizontal set of ropes as Harper rushes towards LC with a clothesline, but LC manages to lift Harper over his head as she falls out of the ring!
Stew-O: NO! HARPER LEE MANAGES TO CATCH HERSELF ON THE APRON! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES TURNS HIMSELF AROUND AS HARPER LEE HITS HIM WITH A ‘DRAGON FIST’ — THE RIGHT HOOK ON THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! That sends him back a couple of steps as Harper quickly situates herself on the top rope! She’s waiting for LC to realize where in the world she is before she flies off the top rope! Harper with a diving meteora to LC! Harper begins to throw a series of left and rights to the champion! At that moment, it seems like her arm isn’t bugging her as she manages to get to her feet! She waits for LC to get back to his feet as she dropkicks him to the corner! LC collapses to the ground as Harper realizes that LC is in perfect position for one of her finishers, ‘Peace Sign!’
Flannery McCoy: HARPER LEE WITH HER VARIATION OF THE RUNNING FACEWASH WHICH SHE CALLS ‘PEACE SIGN!’ SHE CHARGES AT LC AT THE CORNER!
Jake Mercer: Lethal Consequences rolls himself out of the ring! It’s that veteran instinct that he has over Harper Lee! Harper was just seconds away from capitalizing and LC knew that! He rolled himself out of the ring to save his championship reign! This is the intelligence that you will only find on Friday Night Dynasty! The crowd may not be too happy, but just ignore them, LC! You were doing what you could to save your reign!
Stew-O: HARPER LEE DOESN’T LIKE HER TIME WASTED AS WELL AS SHE RACES AND LAUNCHES HERSELF THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH A SUICIDE DIVE ON LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! THE CHAMPION AND CHALLENGER MANAGE TO COLLIDE IN THE FRONT OF OUR TABLE! Harper may have been the one delivering the move, but it seemed like she didn’t land in the best way possible! If anything, it seems like she reignited that right arm injury that had been bugging her throughout the match! I think that the referee may have to begin his count!
Referee: ONE!…TWO!…
(Both Lethal Consequences and Harper Lee are not able to move. Both of them are affected by the suicide dive, so it’s truly a race to see who can get to their feet. The referee’s counting continues and by the count of six, we see both the champion and challenger rising back to their feet. Both of them are still aching, but manage to slide back into the ring before the ten count is said.)
Flannery McCoy: Just barely! Lethal Consequences didn’t need to get back to the ring! He would still be champion regardless of whether he made the count or not! That’s the beauty of being champion for LC, but for Harper, she would have been screwed if LC was unable to get back to the ring! She may have won the match by countout, but LC would still remain as champion! I don’t think that Harper intends to win the match by count out! She wants to make sure that she walks out as the World Heavyweight Champion! Harper is the first one to get to her feet as she manages to try to get LC up to his feet, but LC manages to shove Harper away from him! He wants to be able to get back to his feet on his own terms! Harper rushes towards him before nailing him with a step up enzuigiri! That makes LC stumble to his side, but it seems like Harper is not done here! She manages to get to the top rope! I wonder what move she’s planning on hitting now?
Jake Mercer: It doesn’t matter what move Harper Lee is planning to hit because I am praying to the wrestling gods that Lethal Consequences manages to get the hell out of his way! He needs to keep his championship, Flannery. I need it for my sanity. :mjcry: Harper is positioning herself on the top rope! Harper is looking at LC, who is not moving as she connects with a double foot stomp from the top rope!
Stew-O: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!!!
Jake Mercer: THANK YOU WRESTLING GODS! :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:
Flannery McCoy: Harper Lee manages to roll herself back to her feet! I thought that this was going to be a situation with Harper possibly tweaking her ankle, but she managed to roll herself back to her feet! Lethal Consequences manages to connect with a rolling wheel kick to Harper, but Harper ends up ducking at the last second! LC staggers forward, but manages to keep his balance! QUEEN OF THE FALL!!!!!! THE BACKSTABBER ON LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!! HARPER GOES FOR THE PINFALL!!!! NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!
Jake Mercer: NOOOOOOOOO!!! LC KICK OUT!!!!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRR–
Jake Mercer: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES KICKS OUT!!!!! :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences kicks out of ‘Queen of the Fall’ and Harper Lee has a baffled look on her face! From just looking at how Harper connected with that move, it didn’t seem like that wasn’t with the full impact that she normally hits the move in! She still had that right arm that was bugging her and perhaps, she didn’t want to stress it out anymore than it needed to be!
Flannery McCoy: I agree with you, Stew! It didn’t seem like Harper Lee hit ‘Queen of the Fall’ the best way she could! Whenever she hits the move, it’s a lot more impactful, but she, her arm and body have been through a lot in this match! I don’t understand how she’s still going in this match, but it just shows how much she believes that she could be a World Champion one day! It shows that she has a ton of heart and that it’s difficult to keep someone like her down! Harper has another move that she could use to put down Lethal Consequences! She’s going for the top rope! It seems like we’re going to see her hit her ultimate finisher ‘Beautiful Rain,’ it’s a 450 Splash, but this is supposed to be the one move that she WILL win the title with!
Jake Mercer: COME ON, LC! GET OUT OF THE WAY! YOU’RE IN TROUBLE, MAN!
Stew-O: Harper Lee is seconds away from winning the World Heavyweight Champion! ‘BEAUTIFUL RAIN!!!!!!!!!!!’
Flannery McCoy: LC MOVES OUT OF THE WAY, BUT HARPER LEE MANAGES TO ROLL HERSELF TO HER FEET AGAIN! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH THE LCR– THE SPINNING BACKFIST!!!!!
Jake Mercer: HARPER LEE DUCKS THE SPINNING BACKFIST!!!!! LC HITS THE REFEREE!!!!!! :damn: :damn: :damn: REF DOWN! REF DOWN!
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences realizes what he did wrong, but Harper Lee with ‘Queen of the Fall!’ Another backstabber on LC! She goes for the cover!
Virtual Crowd: OOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!! TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!! TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!! FFFFFOOOOOOUUUUUURRRRRRRRR!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Harper Lee realizes that the referee is down! She’s trying to wake up the referee not realizing who is behind her! :lupe:
Jake Mercer: OVERDOSE — THE DISCUSS PALM STRIKE ON HARPER LEE! HE KICKS HER UP BEFORE ‘LAST SEDATION’ — THE POP UP POWERBOMB! XANDER PAYNE MANAGES TO GET LETHAL CONSEQUENCES UP BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A ‘LAST SEDATION!’ XANDER HAS LAID OUT BOTH THE CHAMPION AND CHALLENGER! HE IS FEELING QUITE PROUD OF HIMSELF, BUT HE GRABS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES BEFORE PLACING HIM ON TOP OF HARPER LEE! XANDER MANAGES TO SLAP THE REFEREE AWAKE WHO SEES LC ON TOP OF HARPER!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Tougher Colder Killer” plays again as Xander Payne rolls out of the ring and stands at ringside. Lethal Consequences is still totally out of it. Not sure what just happens, but when the referee hands him the World Heavyweight Champion, he doesn’t care. He’s still the champion.)
Stephie Love: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND STILL EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!
Jake Mercer: Lethal Consequences survives his second title defense in about a week! That was a highly competitive match with Harper Lee, but I’m mostly happy about the result of the match!
Stew-O: Xander Payne is the reason why Lethal Consequences is still the World Heavyweight Champion! Harper Lee would have been champion if the referee didn’t go out cold thanks to LC’s LCR! Harper put on a fantastic performance and it’s such a shame that this match is tainted thanks to Xander!
Flannery McCoy: Harper Lee proved that she is going to be World Champion one day, but Lethal Consequences was the man at the right place and time! Xander Payne steps inside the ring and sarcastically claps at LC and his ‘successful’ title defense! LC is starting to put two and two together as he somehow makes it back to his feet!
Jake Mercer: OVERDOSE TO LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!! THIS IS WRONG!!! HE IS ATTACKING A MAN WHO HAD JUST WENT THROUGH A BRUTAL TITLE DEFENSE!!! XANDER FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A SUPERKICK AS THAT SENDS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION TO HIS KNEES!!!! NOW, XANDER PICKS UP LC AND PAYNEKILLER!!!! THE PACKAGE PILEDRIVER ON THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
Stew-O: Xander Payne lays out Lethal Consequences as he looks towards the World Heavyweight Championship next to LC! He gets the World Heavyweight Championship before hoisting it up in the air! His foot on LC’s chest! Xander sends a message to the champion and it’s that he has plans to take his title!
Flannery McCoy: That was an interesting way to end this edition of Dynasty! Signing off for Jake Mercer and Stew-O, I am Flannery McCoy: Goodnight from East Rutherford!
(The last shot is of the virtual crowd booing at the sight of Xander Payne raising the World Heavyweight Championship.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
