John Helms
(EAW intro plays.)
(Friday Night Dynasty opens up to a recap of last week’s show: Serenity Valdez has a coronation ceremony alongside the rest of The Queen Bees, but she’s interrupted by Milli Banks who promises that after King of Elite Serenity is next. They have a back and forth before Milli gets the last word and leaves the ring, leaving the Bees unhappy in response. Axel Graves beats Nick Hart. Sienna Jade has an interview before bumping into Madison Kaline, who tells her to back up her words instead of complaining before leaving. Jay Jerry Johnson gets a win over Shane Gates and Tristan Carter, and after the match Nick Hart attacks Shane and starts a brawl. Soul Food Sunday talks about Xander Payne and Ryan Wilson and promises another successful defense against them when the time comes for their match. Milli Banks cost Serenity Valdez and Mei Sasaki their match against the Off-Brand Amphetamines. Caroline cuts a promo after winning the New Breed Championship and welcomes all challengers. Joso gets a win over Lethal Angel. Bronson Daniels comes out to the ring before being interrupted by Ruler who gives him a proposal to join forces, but Bronson declines. The Queen Bees confront Sienna Jade asking what she meant when she verbally attacked Serenity, Sienna holds her ground and says she can beat all three of them, but they respond saying Sienna is outnumbered. Sienna tries to get Madison on her side, but Madison agrees with The Queen Bees and leaves with them, leaving Sienna by herself. Madison Kaline then gets a victory against Milli Banks thanks to an interference by The Queen Bees. Limmy Monaghan meets his next challenger in Cameron Ella Ava. Then in the main event, Joso costs Amir Yusuf his match against a returning Scott Diamond, before Scott attacks Joso as well, laying him out and standing tall to end the show and the recap.)
(A clean version of ‘P.A.T.’ by Denzel Curry is heard blasting through the speakers while Friday Night Dynasty goes to show the Scotiabank Saddledome in Calgary, Alberta Canada. The crowd cheers loudly while the camera pans around to show the hyped up crowd here tonight. The camera then transitions over to the commentary area while red pyro bursts out of the stage with Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer standing by.)
Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen we are LIVE from Calgary tonight, welcoming you to another jam packed episode… OF FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY!!!
Flannery McCoy: And what a show we have for you tonight, headlined by Limmy Monaghan and Cameron Ella Ava going head to head with the Unified Tag Team Champions Soul Food Sunday!
Jake Mercer: We also have Jay Jerry Johnson versus Scott Diamond. The despicable Bronson Daniels facing Sierra Bradford. Along with Serenity Valdez and Madison Kaline facing the Off-Brand Amphetamines! Let’s get right into it!
(‘Good For Her’ by MOTHICA featuring emlyn begins to blast through the speakers of the Scotiabank Saddledome in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. The crowd gives a standing ovation to Cameron Ella Ava, who dons a giant smile on her face, loving the shining lights as she makes her way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…PLEASE WELCOME AT THIS TIME…CAMERON ELLA AVA!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Last week, World Heavyweight Champion Limmy Monaghan demanded for competition to step up and challenge him for the World Heavyweight Champion and Cameron Ella Ava answered that call.
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think that many people were expecting for Cameron Ella Ava to be the one to answer the call —
Jake Mercer: Cameron Ella Ava stated what her intentions were after King of Elite and she was setting her sights on Limmy Monaghan and the World Heavyweight Championship. We understand that Cameron developed a bit of snake behavior, but this was something that she was real forward with. When Limmy demands for competition, Cameron answers and it seems like Limmy isn’t complaining about it.
Stew-O: Cameron Ella Ava respects Limmy Monaghan more than a lot of people in this company. She is proud of Limmy and what he has been able to accomplish. I’m interested to see what she has to say about the whole thing.
(Cameron Ella Ava takes the microphone from Stephie Love and gently shoos her out of the ring, so that she can have the ring for herself. ‘Good For Her’ dies down as the crowd begins to calm down enough, letting Cameron speak.)
Cameron Ella Ava: Last week, I announced my goal to become World Heavyweight Champion, becoming the first woman to hold the World Heavyweight Championship. In 2019, I became the first female to hold the Answers World Championship when I won the Extreme Elimination Chamber. I reigned for four months until I had the rug pulled from underneath me thanks to a brutalizing flaming Equalizer. I had to watch my dream of headlining Pain for Pride as World Champion being taken away from me.
Cameron Ella Ava: At that Pain for Pride, I had gotten the privilege to watch many up and coming talents — one of them being the Grand Athletes with Mark Micias and Limmy Monaghan. While they were successful, I could see the effort that Limmy was putting into the match and I felt like he had a lot more to offer. At the following Dynasty FPV, Operation: Doomsday, I had witnessed the Grand Athletes achieving the moment of becoming Unified Tag Team Champions and while the reign was short-lived, it placed a spotlight on the team and most specifically, Limmy. At the following Road to Redemption, he would win the PURE Championship from Dray Fontana and I began to see that he began to come to his own. There was zero buzz on his name, but he came to work everyday, made the most of his opportunities and had such a great work ethic. I didn’t look at him and see someone who was thrown into the spotlight, given all of these opportunities and being propped as the next big thing, but I saw someone who could be something great if he placed his mind to it. He had the tools to succeed and he wanted to get better.
Cameron Ella Ava: Now, going into Pain for Pride 14, my husband and I were talking. We were talking about Cash in the Vault and who we wanted to win. Forgive me, Limmy, but I said Andre Walker.
(The crowd boos as Cameron Ella Ava knew that was going to get that reaction, but she keeps that big smile on her face.)
Cameron Ella Ava: Jamie, on the other hand, predicted Limmy.
(The crowd cheers as Cameron Ella Ava continues.)
Cameron Ella Ava: It was one of those moments where I don’t think that Limmy Monaghan was ever in a discussion with us, but for my husband to call you a “good kid,” you know that you’re doing something right because he doesn’t like a lot of people. Fast forward, Limmy and I found ourselves on Showdown. I began to get myself into a little roll after defeating Rex McAllister at Pain for Pride. I already had a victory over New Eden, won a tag team match with two enhancement talents, defeated Amir Yusuf, caused Ahren Fournier to fall from the face of the earth, but just like all good winning streaks, they came to an end and it did against Limmy Monaghan.
Cameron Ella Ava: Since then, I have seen Limmy mention ending my winning streak last season. I am not going to come out here and discount that. I could blame Walter Bivens all I want, but on paper, Limmy Monaghan defeated Cameron Ella Ava. Limmy was the better Elitist that night and has proven since then, he doesn’t need to rely on anyone to hold his hand and give him a victory on a silver platter. That right there, is going to make him a more dangerous opponent walking into this World Heavyweight Championship match. We’ve both grown so much since our last encounter and that’s what should make this match compelling for everyone because while we do have the utmost respect for one another, I can turn that switch and have that serpent within me come out to play. And knowing, Limmy, I know that he is ready to duck everything that I am going to throw at him. Limmy is not going to see any of this as a game, but a battle that he can’t lose and will do anything to make sure that the World Heavyweight Championship stays around his waist.
Cameron Ella Ava: If anything, that should mean that I should be more vigilant heading into this match. But, make no mistake about it, I’m not going to make that same mistake again.
(‘Limit Break x Survivor’ by Kiyoshi Hikawa begins to blast from the speakers. The crowd in the Scotiabank Saddledome rises up to her feet as World Heavyweight Champion, Limmy Monaghan, who is more than prepared to wrestle in the main event tonight, walks out with the World Heavyweight Championship on his shoulder.)
Stew-O: Here comes the World Heavyweight Champion, who may have a thing or two to say about Cameron Ella Ava’s aspirations to pursue the World Heavyweight Champion. Now, Limmy demands for competition and he has one in Cameron.
Flannery McCoy: Cameron Ella Ava is the first woman to hold the Answers World Championship, one out of two only women to hold two out of the three women’s exclusive World Champions in the Vixens Championship and Women’s World Championship. She would love nothing more than to add the World Heavyweight Championship to her resume and give herself a bigger legacy.
Jake Mercer: This is the spotlight that Cameron Ella Ava craves and I think that Limmy Monaghan will be in for a challenge if this match comes to be.
(Limmy Monaghan is seen with a microphone in his possession. ‘Limit Break x Survivor’ fades as the crowd begins to applaud at the vision of the two Elitists in the same ring. Limmy adjusts the championship on his shoulder before placing the microphone close to his lips —)
Crowd: LIMMY MONAGHAN 👏👏👏 LIMMY MONAGHAN 👏👏👏 LIMMY MONAGHAN 👏👏👏 LIMMY MONAGHAN 👏👏👏 LIMMY MONAGHAN 👏👏👏 LIMMY MONAGHAN 👏👏👏 LIMMY MONAGHAN 👏👏👏 LIMMY MONAGHAN 👏👏👏 LIMMY MONAGHAN 👏👏👏
(Limmy Monaghan takes a moment to listen to the crowd’s reception. Cameron Ella Ava notices as well as takes in Limmy’s reception. After a moment, Limmy begins to speak.)
Limmy Monaghan: Now, Cameron, that was a cute story that you told. It gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling on the inside. It’s truly amazing to see where I started and where I am today.
(Limmy Monaghan looks over to his shoulder where the World Heavyweight Championship is shining underneath all the lights.)
Limmy Monaghan: It was truly a nostalgic feeling to go down memory lane, but I’m glad that you brought up that one little detail — me defeating you, ending that winning streak that you were one because if anything, that should serve as a prelude to what’s coming. You do have a point — we’ve both grown as wrestlers. But, I’m not just a different man, Cameron. I’m a different animal. I am a different animal with this World Championship reign and because of that, I don’t expect much different than what I anticipate.
Cameron Ella Ava: That may be true, Limmy, but I’m also a different animal. I’m a ‘serpent’ after all and I am not going to be afraid to go the distance with one of the best that Dynasty has to offer just as I have done consistently for years now against the very best. Ryan Adams, Jamie O’Hara, Xander Payne, TLA; there are more names I failed to mention, but it really doesn’t matter who I step into the ring against, I have knocked them all down. At Operation: Doomsday, I am not just facing Limmy Monaghan, Limmy Monaghan is facing Cameron Ella Ava and that’s going to be one of the toughest challenges that this reign is going to offer you, which is exactly what you want. You’re not going to get Maxwell energy from me. I don’t have a personal animosity towards you. I am not focused on defeating you. I am focused on becoming World Heavyweight Champion and to do the one thing I wanted to do back in Season 14 and that is to head to Pain for Pride as World Champion.
Limmy Monaghan: It’s admirable that you got huge aspirations for yourself. I expected nothing less from you, but it’s been truly a blast, sitting on my throne, waiting for the contenders to step up to the plate, thinking that they’ll be the one to take me down. I’m aware that there is going to be a day where someone takes this championship from, but it’s not going to be now and it’s not going to be against you, Cameron. It’s great that you got your aspirations to go to Pain for Pride as World Champion, but that seems to be on the agenda to me — have the reign that the Dynasty fans deserve, give them a champion that they can be proud of, defend this title as much as I can and walk into Pain for Pride, a year after the prophecy was made that I would be a World Champion. I walked into Pain for Pride this year, knowing that I am truly a man of my word. I asked — no— I demanded that the best from that locker room come out and challenge me for that title and Cameron, you were exactly what I had in mind. I demanded competition. I demanded for someone to come out from the back and be that competition that I desired. While Maxwell served his purpose of capping off a huge milestone in being the first title defense, you, Cameron, will serve your purpose as the woman who thought she wanted this World Championship more than me, but my want to keep this title trumped all of that. Another piece in a title reign that will leave a lasting legacy for ‘The Leader.’
Cameron Ella Ava: That’s where you’re wrong, Limmy. Being World Champion is embedded in my blood. It was something that was taken away from me a few years ago and I’ll be damned if someone takes it away from me again. It’s admirable that you want nothing more than for the best of the Dynasty brand. You want to be the man who molds Dynasty into a different vision than someone like Andre Walker had. To you, this match is nothing more than two Elitists changing the way that this brand is shaped for the remainder of the season. That’s what Operation: Doomsday is all about. It’s not about drama or heated rivalries. It’s not about personal animosity outshining one of the most prestigious championships in professional wrestling. It’s about Limmy Monaghan versus Cameron Ella Ava for the World Heavyweight Championship. A match truly for the ages. A match consisting of two main attractions of the Dynasty brand.
Limmy Monaghan: A match where we’ll see who the better Elitist is and that’s going to be me. :mjgrin:
Cameron Ella Ava: :mjgrin: It’s adorable that you don’t have the slightest clue about where this next encounter is headed because you’re going to see first hand that this is a different woman that you’re going to be stepping into the ring against.
Limmy Monaghan: And, I’m looking forward to that day, but first, let’s handle Soul Food Sunday and then, we turn our sights on Operation: Doomsday.
Cameron Ella Ava: That is fair, so we’re on for Operation: Doomsday?
(Cameron Ella Ava extends her hand out for Limmy Monaghan to shake.)
Limmy Monaghan: You’re on.
(Limmy Monaghan accepts the handshake as the two Elitists stare down each other. ‘Good for Her’ begins to play through the speakers again as Cameron Ella Ava. Cameron rolls underneath the bottom rope and leaves.)
Stew-O: Limmy Monaghan is going to put up the title against Cameron Ella Ava at Operation: Doomsday? :damn:
Flannery McCoy: Now, this is truly an interesting main event. Cameron Ella Ava always shines in these circumstances, but Limmy Monaghan has been looking for competition and there’s no way that he is going to make this easy for himself. This is going to be a true match up between two work horses and I’m excited for it.
(Friday Night Dynasty returns to show the backstage area of the Scotiabank Saddledome, specifically the locker room area. The camera focuses on Nick Hart, who the crowd responds positively toward, seated in a chair. He’s already in his ring gear, lacing up his boots in preparation for his opener match against Jamie Cross coming up next. He gets up out of his chair, closing his eyes and taking a deep breath, preparing himself mentally for the task at hand, before then beginning to make his way out of the locker room. He opens the door to exit, but he’s stopped in his tracks by a looming presence standing in front of him. He looks up, and Nick can only sigh at who he’s met with.)
Nick Hart: Are you finally ready to talk, Shane?
(The crowd boos while the shot pans up to show a serious looking Shane Gates standing across from him, arms crossed and no nonsense while he gives his uncomfortable presence as a greeting to his former tag team partner.)
Shane Gates: I could very well pummel you to a bloody pulp right here for what you did last week, but I’m here for another reason. I want to talk to you man to man because I for one am not interested in this back and forth cat and mouse chase that seems to be building between the two of us. I want to settle this, and I want to do it sooner rather than later.
(Nick gives off a small smirk, being reminded of the brawl that he started between Shane and himself after Shane’s match last week.)
Nick Hart: Is that so? Well Shane, I’m sorry to break it to you, but it’s not going to be as easy as you think. On the outside, I may look like a loser, hell, I might as well be one if that’s the narrative you want to push. I’ve lost a lot, not many wins to compensate for it either. But one thing I am not, and that’s where you have me mistaken, is a pushover. I am far from a pushover, and I’m not going to let you do that to me. That’s why I ran out there and gave you a piece of my mind last week, because it’s what you deserve for what you did to me at King of Elite. I understand that we lost that Unified Tag Team Championship match, Shane, and it very well could have been my fault depending on how you look at it, but there was still hope. We still had a chance and I believed that you and I could still very well win those titles in the near future. But you pushed that all out of the way because your ego just couldn’t take the hit. That hurt you more than it could ever hurt me Shane.
(Shane is quite interested in what Nick has to say, and slightly twitches once he’s done.)
Shane Gates: It hurt me because I got rid of dead weight? I don’t think that’s how it works. I know we had something going Nick, we were going to win those titles, but do you know why we didn’t? Exactly as you said, it was your fault. Such a crucial moment, and you threw it, so what reason do I have to trust you after that? To believe that even if there was an opportunity somewhere down the line, that you wouldn’t screw it up again? I can’t trust you Nick, that’s why I did what I did. I did what I had to do, and I just don’t understand why people are treating you like the victim. If anything I’m the victim, I was the one that had to be in a tag team with Nick Hart for months, I don’t deserve that more than anyone else. At first, I was just going to let bygones be bygones, and go about my business, because people like to forget that I beat the New Breed Champion at the time Ruler, I’m a competent singles competitor and I’ve done that for years. But then you attacked me, and you reminded me that this Nick Hart problem isn’t done.
Nick Hart: I told you, I’m no pushover.
Shane Gates: I don’t care, you were better off going about your own business just like I was going to do. But now I’m going to force you to do that, and that’s by making sure I never see you again.
Nick Hart: That’s a challenge isn’t it? Once and for all, Nick Hart versus Shane Gates?
Shane Gates: That doesn’t satisfy me enough though, Nick. I want to end your career, I want to make sure you learn from your mistakes, and I also want you to know that it’s too late to reprimand them. I want more than just a match, I want a match where the loser… is gone from Elite Answers Wrestling.
(Nick is about to respond, but pauses before he does so. He’s built up so much in his EAW career, worked so hard to get to the point that he’s at. His entire point from here on out was that he was going to make sure that he never was a loser again and never wanted to put himself down the way that he has for the past couple of months. This was going to be his redemption period, but now he has to get past a former friend in order to do it, he has to get past Shane Gates. It’s a challenge with a lot of high stakes for both Elitists, and while Shane was confident in his chances, Nick was on the edge about it. He thought long and hard about it before stepping up.)
Nick Hart: You want it? You got it. Loser leaves EAW… forever.
(Shane doesn’t respond after that, he takes a step back and allows Nick to leave, which he does, heading to Gorilla Position to enter for his match. Shane watches from a distance, still a serious look on his face before he turns around and walks the opposite direction, with that being the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty fades to elsewhere.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for… ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(‘Came Out Swinging’ by The Wonder Years begins to play throughout the arena to a loud reaction of cheers, as Nick Hart would enter onto the stage. He of course doesn’t look happy, but just shakes his head after the rough couple of weeks. He walks down the rampway, before rolling into the ring and backing into his corner, his theme fading out from there.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first! From Portland, Oregon, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is the ‘MAN OF 1000 PINS!!!!’ NICK HART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(From there, ‘Come As You Are’ by Nirvana would then begin to blast through the speakers, the cheers only getting even louder as for the first time in her career, Jamie Cross steps onto an EAW stage! She is holding a wave of emotions right now, as she walks down the rampway, climbing up onto the apron and entering into the ring as she backs into her corner, the theme fading out from there.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent! From Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 115 pounds, she is the ‘IRONWOMEN!!!!’ JAMIE CROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And this match is underway, and right away both the debuting Jamie Cross and Nick Hart meet in the center of the ring, and they get into a lockup! They are both looking to fight for the early control right here, and it seems like it is going to be Nick who wins it as he pulls Jamie over into a side headlock, and he takes her down with a takeover, but Jamie kips up and is able to escape out of it! She runs the ropes, catching Nick with a huge clothesline knocking him down!
Flannery McCoy: Jamie looks down at Nick with a smile on her face, before looking to go run off the ropes once more, but Nick grabs her by her attire, pulling her backwards, down and over into a schoolboy pin, but Jamie gets out of it before the count can even be made, propping herself up to her feet as Nick gets up as well, and he catches her with an armdrag! But Jamie is able to roll through it, and she pulls him over into a quick crucifix pin, but Nick doesn’t let it happen, shifting his weight and he catches Jamie with a crucifix pin instead!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: But Jamie Cross is able to kickout right away, getting to her feet as Nick looks to meet her up, but Jamie drops him with a dropkick! Nick stumbles into the ropes, as Jamie runs straight towards him, clotheslining him over the top rope and dropping him down onto the apron on the other side! Nick quickly gets his standing, before pushing Jamie back with a forearm smash. He looks to enter back into the ring, but Jamie knees him in the skull, before catching him with a big neckbreaker, pulling him into the ring in the process!
Stew-O: Jamie quickly gets back to her feet, before running at the ropes, jumping onto them and springboarding off, and she catches Nick with a springboard moonsault! Jamie has Nick reeling here in her debut match, and she quickly hooks the leg, and she is looking for her first win here in Elite Answers Wrestling!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: But Nick Hart kicks out! Jamie pushes herself up into a seated position, clearly unsatisfied as she gets up once again, pulling Nick up to his feet, before dropping him right back down to his knees with a forearm smash! Jamie takes a deep breath in, running off the ropes, but Nick quickly gets up and catches Jamie with an uppercut, before grabbing her by the hair and throwing her to the center of the ring recklessly! Nick probably isn’t happy after what has gone down in recent weeks, and he’s taking that frustration out as he boots Jamie in the face!
Jake Mercer: Jamie crumbles flat to the mat as she holds her face, trying to get away from Nick but Nick picks her back up to her feet, locking her wrist as he irish whips her into the ropes, before catching her with a hip toss, but Jamie lands on her feet on the other side! Nick swings at her, but Jamie ducks it, and she catches Nick with a huge high knee! And then an enziguri! Nick is still standing on his feet, as Jamie stumbles up to her feet, running off the ropes and running straight for Nick Hart, looking to possibly end it here!
Stew-O: But Nick Hart catches her with a huge lariat and Jamie Cross flips inside out, before planting down on the mat! But Nick isn’t done, as he grabs Jamie, pulling her right back up to her feet, before running off the ropes, and he goes for the spear… JAMIE LEAPFROGS OVER IT! Nick goes running into the ropes, forcing him to rebound off of them, and Jamie grabs a hold of Nick, and it looks like she is going for something huge! AND SHE FLIPS OVER NICK DROPPING HIM WITH THE CODE RED! SHE CALLS THAT ‘THE LAST STONE’ AND SHE HOLDS HIM DOWN FOR A COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Nick Hart finds a way to stay in this match as he kicks out with force! Jamie is wondering what she has to do to put Nick away, scrambling back up to her feet as she takes a deep breath in, a deep breath out, before leaning up against the ropes, and it looks like she is going to finish the match off this time around, as Nick is getting up to his feet… AND JAMIE RUNS STRAIGHT FOR HIM, LOOKING TO TAKE A RISK FOR THE REWARD AS SHE JUMPS INTO THE AIR, AND SHE JUMPS RIGHT AT NICK HART-
Jake Mercer: NICK CATCHES JAMIE IN MIDAIR AND DROPS HER WITH A HUGE SPEAR CUTTING HER RIGHT IN HALF! JAMIE IS GRASPING AT HER GUT, AND YOU CAN TELL THAT SHE IS IN A BAD POSITION RIGHT HERE AS NICK GRABS HER AND GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TTT-
Stew-O: JAMIE CROSS KICKS OUT!!! WOW! Nick Hart is not only shocked by this, but he’s also very frustrated as he begins to pound the mat! He quickly gets back up to his feet, grabbing Jamie and pulling her up, before throwing her into the corner like she’s nothing! Nick quickly runs over there and catches her with a forearm smash! He sets her up onto the top rope, and he joins her, and I don’t know what Nick is going for here, but it seems dangerous…
Flannery McCoy: But I don’t think that he is going to be able to do anything as Jamie is fighting back! She grabs Nick, and Nick has nowhere to go! JAMIE LEAPS OFF OF THE TOP ROPE WITH NICK HART IN HER GRASP, AND THEY GO CRASHING DOWN FROM THE AVALANCHE SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!! JAMIE CALLS THAT ‘JAMIE SPECIAL!!!’ JAMIE COVERS, THIS IS IT! JAMIE’S GONNA WIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner of this match; JAMIE CROSS!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Come As You Are’ begins to play once more to a loud reaction of cheers, as Jamie scaggers off of Nick and drops into a seated position. She is overwhelmed by emotion, almost look like she is in tears as she gets up to her feet, her arm being raised by the referee, as she has won her first ever match in EAW!)
Jake Mercer: SHE DID IT!!! THAT’S MY GOAT! :blessed:
Stew-O: Jamie Cross has just won her first match here in Elite Answers Wrestling, and what a way to do so! You can tell just how much she wanted to win here tonight, and she was able to do exactly that, and at the expense of Nick Hart in the process! Congratulations to Jamie Cross!
(Nick Hart can be seen getting back up to his feet, as Jamie extends her hand out to him. He accepts the offer, before exiting the ring as Jamie continues to celebrate her victory, the camera fading elsewhere.)
(Slowly, the Dynasty broadcast would return to form, as we have a long shot of the arena. The camera would pan back and forth, displaying the red lights and the crowd sitting underneath them, before it cuts to a shot of the titantron. The crowd would begin to murmur, as we see a video begin to play on screen. The murmuring would suddenly transition into a chorus of cheers, blended in with subsequent boos, as Caroline would be seen walking backstage with the EAW New Breed Championship dangling from her hand beside her. She’d look as empty as usual, fitted in an all-black outfit that in no way shape or form reflects the woman that she once was before. She would be walking backstage, however, before long, her eyes would be seen drifting away from her general focus – which is in front of her – to the side of the screen. Almost immediately, a look of raw confusion would transition into her expression, as she has seemingly seen something that is either abhorrently unusual, or bafflingly strange. Caroline would slow down her walking screen, as she drifts off camera, placing the EAW New Breed Championship over her shoulder.)
Caroline: What the…????
(Caroline would let out just two words of confusion, that really don’t get louder than just underneath her breath. She would scratch her head, as the camera swings around behind her. At first, it doesn’t seem unusual, just showing the “Caroline” nametag on the door, showing that this is her locker room, however, as it continues panning, we would eventually meet what caught Caroline’s eye. Resting on the ground would be a bouquet of flowers, and candy, strangely all black just like the outfit she’s wearing – clearly somebody has gone out of their way to make this as appealing as possible.)
Caroline: Is this serious? :comeagain:
(Caroline would slowly kneel down, as she grabs one of the flowers…)
Caroline: Is this… a tulip? And do I smell spray paint???
(Caroline would hold the tulip in her hand, a little disgusted by the metallic smell of spray paint, somebody clearly having spray painted the tulip black. Nonetheless, Caroline scrunches it up, and throws it away, to which it scatters on the ground.)
Caroline: And to think I expected this Valentines stuff to be over. :francis:
(Caroline once again kneels down, and amidst the flowers is a pink valentines day card, a black heart painted in the center of it, alongside a black bar underneath it, text written in pink over it. Caroline, confused, would begin to read it…)
Caroline: This may be late, but all is swell… no matter the day, love rings like a bell… ????
(Caroline would be visibly disgusted having to read something as sappy as that. Perhaps if this were a year ago, the reaction would be a little more… nice. She looks as if she’s going to throw it away, however, something catches her eye right in the corner of the note, thus keeping it in her hand.)
Caroline: Happy Valentine’s Day… Korey Gaines.
(Caroline would look visibly perplexed as she reads Korey Gaines’ name on the card. Shortly, she powers through, as she opens the card and immediately sees a photo in the corner.)
Caroline: What the…
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Caroline: I…
(Caroline stops her train of thought, and continues reading the note. Korey, obviously unapologetically happy with how he looks in his body, has personalized this card, though, the photo wouldn’t be the only thing contained inside of this card. Caroline looks down, and would read another note left by Korey here.)
Caroline: Oh boy… “Greets, my dear New Breed Champion; while I know you must be stunned at the body of a greek god, do not fret, as my offer must intrigue a once-in-a-lifetime beauty like yourself…”
(Caroline sighs, and clears her voice, clearly not interested in reading any of what has been written on the card, however, each sentence she reads entices her more, perhaps not for the intended reason… if the reasoning behind the card is as presented of course. Caroline would rub her eyes, before she continued spreading the note out loud to herself.)
Caroline: Alright… “You may be a busy bee, but I know you are generous. Come take time out of your Sunday, enjoy the atmosphere of Sunday Night Voltage, and meet me this Sunday. I have quite the offer you will NOT turn down. XoXo.”
(Caroline, having finished reading, flips the card onto it’s back to check if there is anything on that side, to which she is met by nothing. Caroline drops the card on the ground, as she looks off into the air, who knows what she’s thinking. Obviously, she doesn’t seem impressed, however the offer to meet him over on Voltage does intrigue her in a sense.)
Caroline: Oh boy… I… I’m bewildered. Is this really an offer I’m being presented with?
(Caroline would question this to herself, as she slides the bouquet of flowers away from her door with her foot.)
Caroline: I really hope I’m not being invited out on a date… because this…? :francis: :francis: :francis:
(Caroline would sigh, as she closes her eyes and thinks to herself for a moment, a lot clearly running through her mind in reaction to what she has just read. She doesn’t appear to be entirely sure of what she’s just read, nor the validity of the card. Is this a genuine confession? Is this more? Caroline can’t exactly figure it out. But for what it’s worth, she shakes her head at the idea of having received a “romantic” Valentines card, especially since it is three days late. Caroline sighs. The EAW New Breed Champion opens the door to her locker room, and steps inside, slamming it shut as the camera lingers in her nameplate. Eventually, it would pan down to show the flowers, chocolates, and card that had slid onto the marble floor, with that being the last image of this video package; the card on the ground, and the words “Sunday Night Voltage.” Eventually, the camera would face elsewhere.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for… ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(‘Outlaws and Outsiders’ by Cory Marks begins to play throughout the loud speaker to a mixed reaction of cheers and boos, as Axel Graves walks out onto the stage with Nash Haynes by his side. He breathes in the reaction, before walking down the rampway, climbing up onto the apron and entering into the ring as he backs into his corner, his theme fading out from there.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first! From Bearcreek, Montana, weighing in at 265 pounds, ‘BIG COUNTRY!!!!’ AXEL GRAVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: After a huge win for Axel Graves, beating Nick Hart who was just in a Unified Tag Team Championships match the week prior, Axel has yet another huge challenge in front of him, this time around being the former New Breed Champion; Ruler!
Flannery McCoy: We all already know how Ruler is feeling this week. After losing the New Breed Championship, he is looking to make a mission statement, and Axel Graves is only just going to be someone who is getting in his way.
(From there, ‘Prices’ by Lil Uzi Vert begins to blast throughout the speakers to a loud reaction of boos, little cheers being there, as Ruler makes his way out onto the stage. He doesn’t pay any attention to the crowd, his eyes only set on the ring as he rushes his way down the ramp. He climbs up the steps before entering into the ring, dropping seated in his corner as his theme fades from there.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent! Hailing from The Reserved in Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 220 pounds, he is the ‘MONARCH OF AGONY!!!!’ RULER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: And guys, I’m sure that Ruler is going to be even more frustrated after what transpired last week on Dynasty, with Bronson Daniels who had denied his offer to join him. Ruler is definitely looking to make a statement after everything that has gone down for him in recent weeks.
Stew-O: Will Axel Graves pull up the upset? Or will Ruler prove to not have missed a step even after his loss of the New Breed Championship? We find that out, right now!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And here we go, as Axel Graves looks to immediately make a statement as he rushes at the former New Breed Champion, but Ruler catches him with a huge knee right to the gut, stopping him in his tracks in the middle of the ring. He grabs Axel by the hair, before whipping him into the ropes, and a huge bicycle pump kick already, forcing Axel to roll out of the ring, and Ruler is not going to look to stop right now.
Flannery McCoy: We all know how he must be feeling right now, and he is going to take all of that out on Axel as he runs the ropes, before leaping over them and dropping down onto Axel with a huge tope con hilo! Axel goes down as Ruler gets right back up, grabbing him by the hair before slamming him right into the steel steps! And then the barricade! And the ring apron for good measures! Ruler is absolutely furious and he is not letting off of this newcomer!
Jake Mercer: He throws him back into the ring, climbing up on top of the apron as he looks down at Nash Haynes who is getting close to him, and Nash immediately backs away because of it, you can see the fear that is on his face! Ruler just shakes his head, entering back into the ring as he turns towards Axel and goes to pick him back up, but Axel catches him with a kick right to the knee, forcing him to drop down to a knee, and it looks like Axel is going to try to get back into this match.
Stew-O: Axel quickly gets back up to his feet, before running off the ropes as Ruler tries to push himself back up, but Axel catches Ruler with a huge clothesline, dropping Ruler right back down! Axel is finally getting into this match, as he runs off the ropes once more before dropping his knee right down into his chest, and Ruler has lost his breath! Axel holds him down and shoves his forearm into his face, before going for a cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: But Ruler powers out of the pin at a singular one count! It is going to take a whole lot more than that to be able to keep Ruler down, and that is going to be clear on display here as Axel gets back up to his feet, grabbing Ruler by the hair as he begins to pull him up to his feet, and a forearm smash to the former New Breed Champion! That forces Ruler into the ropes, as Ruler rebounds off of them, and he catches Axel with a stiff forearm of his own, and that drops Axel right down to the mat to a knee.
Jake Mercer: Axel crawls away into the corner, but Ruler follows him, throwing him back up to his feet and placing him into the corner, as he nails Axel right into the face, holding him there as he drops down, grabbing him by the hair, as he runs out of the corner dropping him down with a running bulldog! Axel gets planted down to the mat, as Ruler gets right back up before running off the ropes, shoving his boots into the side of Axel’s face! Ruler into the cover, and he is looking to put it away right here!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: But Axel Graves is able to kickout! Ruler looks pretty shocked by this, shaking his head with a frustrated look as he quickly gets back to his feet, and he backs into the corner, and he might be climbing up to the top rope to put an end to this match with that diving meteora, but Nash Haynes climbs up onto the apron and he starts to distract Ruler, only for Ruler to kick him right back off! Ruler sets his focus back on Axel, BUT AXEL RUNS UP TO THE TOP ROPE JOINING RULER, BEFORE GRABBING HIM AND LIFTING HIM INTO THE AIR!!! MAJOR SUPERPLEX!
Flannery McCoy: Axel Graves took the moment of open opportunity given to him by Nash Haynes, and he capitalized in a huge way! You can tell that Ruler is hurting right now, and Axel is finding a way to make it back up to his feet, and with the help of the ropes he gets his standing. If Axel keeps this up, we may see a huge upset! Axel walks back towards Ruler, dragging him up to his feet, only to lift him in the air and drop him with another vertical suplex! Cover by Axel!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Ruler is able to kickout once more, but Axel Graves isn’t done at all, quickly getting back up as he pulls Ruler up as well, and Ruler swings wildly at Axel, but Axel ducks it, before catching Ruler with a huge slap right across the face! This stumbles Ruler, as Axel grabs a hold of him, BEFORE HE CONNECTS WITH ‘TOUR OF THE BOONIES!!’ THE SWINGING SIDE SLAM! Ruler is down and Axel might actually be able to pull the upset here as he hooks the leg, and he holds Ruler down for the count, the referee jumping into the pin!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Another kickout by Ruler! AND HE PULLS AXEL GRAVES RIGHT ON OVER INTO A CRUCIFIX PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Axel Graves kicks out once again! They both get back up to their feet, as Axel swings right at Ruler, but Ruler ducks, swinging at Axel, but this time Axel ducks! Both men run off opposite side of the ropes, AS AXEL GRAVES LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND HE JUMPS AT RULER, BUT RULER CATCHES HIM!!! ‘BLOODRAYNE MAKER!!!’ THE REVERSE SWINGING STO! AXEL GRAVES IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT, AND THIS MATCH HAS GOT TO BE OVER! Ruler slithers over into the cover, and he hooks the leg deep for good measures, looking directly into the hard camera!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner of this match; RULER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Prices’ begins to blast throughout the speakers once more as Ruler pushes himself off of Axel Graves, as Nash Haynes would pull Axel out of the ring. Ruler gets up to his feet, shaking dust off of his shoulder as he gets up to his feet, getting his arm raised by the referee as he continues to look into the hard camera with the same eerie and stern look.)
Stew-O: Statement made by the former New Breed Champion tonight! We all knew that Axel Graves was going to try and do whatever it took to pull off the upset, but in the end it was The Monarch Of Agony who reigned with the victory, and I’m sure that Bronson Daniels had to be watching that match go down. Congratulations to Ruler!
(Ruler just shrugs it off, walking out of the ring as he drops down to the ringside floor, making sure to get one more kick at Axel who is down on the floor before walking up the rampway, the camera fading elsewhere.)
(Friday Night Dynasty comes back from a brief commercial break to show the backstage
area of the Scotiabank Saddledome. The camera goes over to show former New Breed Champion Ruler making his way out of Gorilla Position and beginning to head to his locker room after a grueling match against Axel Graves just before the break. He’s tired and exhausted while he makes his way through the halls, but stops himself as he eyes a familiar face. The shot pans over to show Bronson Daniels making his way out of his personal locker room, with the crowd responding with thunderous cheers in response to the former Champion. He’s getting ready for his match against Sierra Bradford later in the night, but right now seems to have another problem on his hands with Ruler quickly approaching.)
Ruler: Bronson Daniels…
(Bronson closes his eyes and takes a deep breath while he closes the door to his locker room shut, already knowing the voice that greets him while he makes his exit. He turns around and is eye-to-eye with Ruler, and it is made apparent from the get go that Bronson isn’t really interested in what Ruler has to say. This could go a number of ways, but Bronson is assuming that Ruler is going to give this recruitment agenda another shot, even though he’s already made it crystal clear what he thinks about it already.)
Bronson Daniels: What do you want man?
Ruler: Nothing to be alarmed about of course, even though I very well could’ve given you a reason to. Your response last week was disappointing, I don’t think you understand the type of opportunity that you declined, the one that I so generously put out. I don’t usually do that, I don’t usually give that to people, but I saw something in you Bronson that could benefit the both of us. What I assume to be the case is that you were under the assumption that I was trying to manipulate you, use you and your frustration for my own personal benefit, and let me tell you right now that is not the case. You and I, we have failed quite a few times, King of Elite especially being an example of that. If there is one thing we can agree on it’s that losing is not good for the soul, it’s not good for our emotions, thus forth we do everything that we can to make sure that it does not happen again. That’s where I resonated with you Bronson, and I don’t want you to work for me… I want us to work together, see how hard that was? Just a simple explanation to clear the air. If that wasn’t made clear before, then my friend I deeply apologize. I typically don’t give second chances, but I will right now. I will give you one more chance, think very carefully if you know what’s best for you.
(Bronson lets Ruler speak, before nodding his head in response.)
Bronson Daniels: Ok cool I’ll take some time to think.
(Bronson walks away and stands in a corner, looking away from Ruler and presumably thinking of his options. Ruler is confused while he watches Bronson debrief with himself, not knowing a clue about what he might have in mind right now. After a long moment, Bronson turns around and makes his way back toward Ruler with a smile on his face.)
Bronson Daniels: Ok I made my decision.
Ruler: Great, glad to be in business with you-
(SLAP!)
(Bronson slaps Ruler across his face! Ruler, with wide eyes stumbles back, looking up at Bronson absolutely pissed. Bronson just smiles at him before turning and walking off.)
Stew-O: OH MY! HERE WE GO! RULER RUSHES FORWARD AND TURNS BRONSON AROUND, CLOCKING HIM AGAINST THE FACE! BRONSON IS TAKEN ABACK BEFORE A BRAWL LOOKS TO BE STARTED BETWEEN THE TWO!
Flannery McCoy: OH THANK GOD! SECURITY ARE ALREADY THE SCENE AND RUSH OVER TO SPLIT THE TWO OF THEM UP! BRONSON HAS MADE HIS DECISION AND RULER DOES NOT SEEM HAPPY ABOUT IT!
(Ruler is yelling at Bronson, telling him how much of a mistake he’s made, while Bronson yells at him back, repeating a word that rhymes with “witch” multiple times. The two of them are split up and escorted to different areas of the backstage area while Friday Night Dynasty transitions elsewhere.)
( Suddenly, ‘DNA’ by Kendrick Lamar began blasting through the speakers to a fairly well reaction from the crowd, as P.J Hendrx began making his way down to the ring, seeping courage and swagger out of his demeanor as he made his strut down the ramp, not stressing the very clear fact that Amir Yusuf, The Interwire Champion, was sitting present on commentary for this match-up, as PJ made his way all the down the ramp, swinging himself onto the apron by using the middle rope, dragging himself along it before separating himself between it and entering the ring, turning his back towards Amir as he looked at the titan-tron, awaiting his opponent.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST… WEIGHING IN AT 195 POUNDS… HAILING FROM CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA…. HE IS, ‘THE PHANTOM’…. P.J HEEEENNDRXXXXX!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Well Amir, I feel it’s only right as the guest on commentary you get the fair say on both Elitist’s in this match before any of us – how do YOU feel about PJ Hendrx’s odds coming into tonight?
Amir Yusuf: I mean… does it really matter about his odds? Or even Kylie Grace’s odds? When you really get into the theatrics of it all – they both are equal in skill, or better suited, they both are mid tier Elitists – and with that being said; either of these chumps could make quick work of the other, it’s like giving two amateurs a spot to shine in the bright lights that I AIM onto them; because to be real, the eyes on this match are only coming for THE Interwire Champion.
Jake Mercer: My Interwire Champion, that is. :blessed
Flannery McCoy: Jake please stop simping over Amir just because he’s on commentary, it’s un character like.
Jake Mercer: I don’t know what you could be alluding too!
Flannery McCoy: Oh? I’m sure we could find some clips of you saying some not so flattering things about Amir if given the proper time-
Jake Mercer: WOOO, GO PJ HENDRX! PUT ON A BARN BURNER!!!
Amir Yusuf: :mjpls:
( As ‘DNA’ faded out, ‘Unbreakable’ by Fireflight began blasting through the speakers to a way more rounded out amount of cheers, as none other than Kylie Grace made her way out to the ring with a grin on her face; entirely happy to be given this opportunity to perform, as she started to put a more serious demeanor on the moment she made eye contact with PJ Hendrx, forcing her to get ready for the upcoming match as Kylie skipped over to the steel steps, climbing onto them before transferring onto the apron and getting in the ring; sliding into her corner as both Elitist’s waited for the bell, ‘Unbreakable’ beginning to fade out. )
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT…WEIGHING IN AT 125 POUNDS….FROM SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA…. SHE IS, KG…. KYLIIEEEEE GRACCEEEEEEE!!!!
Amir Yusuf: But you know what? If I had a favorite to win this match, It’d have to be Kylie Grace, because at-least with her? She’s honest. She said it herself that the eyes of this match are because of Interwire Champ-Champ over here, and with knowledge and humility comes the rewards to reap off of your own understanding.
Stew-O: An interesting take to say the least, though I think if we come to account the actual in-ring abilities for both these competitors it might not be as black and white as you made it seem –
Jake Mercer: Are we REALLY doubting the champions logic here?! Insanity. I couldn’t agree more Amir, with knowledge comes power – the power to WIN matches; and Kylie Grace might just have that power tonight, that is a seed of intelligence this world needed, have you ever considered writing a book?
Amir Yusuf: Not until now- but the idea sounds more intriguing by the second. :lupe:
Stew-O & Flannery McCoy: https://twitter.com/exe_files_/status/1515152444963147780/photo/1
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew-O: And now we’re underway in this singles action, as Kylie Grace instantly goes towards the center of the ring, PJ Hendrx following her pace as well – AS THE TWO NOW QUICKLY LOCK UP!
Flannery McCoy: These two getting right down to business, attacking each other out of the gun; and PJ with the clear weight advantage seems to be making easy work of Kylie grace in these early moments, pushing her out to the corner –
Jake Mercer: OH, but Kylie with quick intuition begins going with the momentum PJ created, shifting her body around as well and forcing PJ to go in the corner instead! Smart move by Kylie Grace, as she quickly takes advantage and sends a knee to the gut of PJ!
Stew-O: Kylie working fast, knowing she needs to maintain some power quick in this match as she continues piling on the knees and stomps to the gut of Hendrx, forcing her will onto him as he begins shrinking more and more into the corner – BUT PJ CATCHING ONE OF KYLIE’S LEGS!
Flannery McCoy: Kylie simply getting too greedy with the maneuver as she now is hopping on one leg trying to not fall over – AND PJ JUST USING HIS ADVANTAGE OF HAVING GRACE’S LEG IN HIS GRASP, RAISING IT UP AND FLIPPING KYLIE UP AND DOWN IN THE AIR, MAKING HER LAND RIGHT ONTO HER FACE!
Jake Mercer: Simple small mistakes costing heavily for Kylie Grace, as PJ now takes himself down to a knee, going quick and early with a pin onto Kylie who just face planted!
OOOONN-
Stew-O: And not even a full one count there before Kylie levies her shoulder up, showing she has more grit in this match left; and Amir, would you rate that decision to go for a cover so early here in this match-up?
Amir Yusuf: Not at all. Who really thinks they can put their opponent way with one faceplant onto the mat? Really? PJ is idiotic if he thinks going for a pinfall there is doing him ANY favors.
Jake Mercer: Harsh but true words from the Interwire Champion, as PJ Hendrx looks to continue his path to victory here as she grabs Kylie Grace up to her knees, BEFORE LOCKING IN A REAR CHOKE ONTO HER WITH ONE HAND; BEFORE LATCHING IT IN PLACE WITH THE OTHER!
Flannery McCoy: A clear tactic to wear down Kylie early in this match, if she doesn’t have energy she simply can’t fight! Good movies from PJ, as Kylie begins to struggle, trying her best to get to the ropes and force a break; thankfully for her having great positioning towards the side of the ring as she pushes herself with her feet closer and closer – BEFORE PJ ROLLS AWAY FROM THE SIDE, AWAY FROM THE ROPES!
Stew-O: BUT ALSO GIVING KYLIE GRACE THE ABILITY TO FLIP HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS INSIDE THE SUBMISSION, AND THIS”ll BE A MAKESHIFT COVER FROM KYLIE GRACE!!!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWW-
Jake Mercer: And PJ forced to let go of the hold in order to kick out! Credit where credits due, a smart idea all around from Kylie to keep her chance sin this match in good favor; as PJ begins scrambling up to his feet, turning towards Kylie –
Flannery McCoy: AND KYLIE CATCHING PJ FIRST, GOING UP AND DOWN WITH A RECOIL ONTO THE FACE OF PJ HENDRX — HOW DID SHE SPRING UP SO QUICKLY?!?!
Stew-O: No clue, but that’s EXACTLY what she needed! Kylie Grace trying to move like a locomotive as she quickly shifts back up to her feet, looking back to where PJ was laying on the mat, as now Kylie sprints to the opposing ropes; rebounding off of them – AND KYLIE GRACE USING HER MOMENTUM TO JUMP ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE NEAREST TO PJ, FLIPPING OFF OF IT AND MOONSAULTING RIGHT INTO THE CORE OF PJ!!!
Amir Yusuf: And notice how Kylie SMARTLY doesn’t go for the cover here, knowing that a simple fickle moonsault doesn’t give her a win; she’s actually using her brain and realizing there is more work to be done.
Jake Mercer: Goat talk. :blessed:
Flannery McCoy: :mjpls:
Stew-O: As now Kylie Grace wants to look for something a little more high reward in her offense, as she begins picking PJ up to a vertical position; Grace dragging PJ all the way into the corner as she plants him against the top turnbuckle, before attempting to lift him up on top of it, and even with the weight advantage… SHE PREVAILS!
Jake Mercer: Kylie Grace is using all 125 pounds of her with PEAK ability, and she has for a while; as now PJ Hendrx is in a TERRIBLE position on the top rope, with Kylie Grace following right behind him to get all the way up – PJ though sending some shots into the gut of Kylie, trying to halt her momentum!
Flannery McCoy: BUT KYLIE HEADBUTTING PJ TO STOP HIS ASSAULT, YIKES! I didn’t expect Kylie to go for something so brute to stop PJ’s attack, but there she goes surprising us all yet again!
Stew-O: And now Kylie Grace with that headbutt has kept PJ prone as the two sit on the top rope, with Kylie now doing more heavy lifting work with lifting both her and PJ up to their feet, in an EXTREMELY precarious position where one slip could cause SERIOUS damage; as Kylie finally gets herself and PJ vertical –
Jake Mercer: BUT PJ IS SHOWING FIGHT! PJ THROWING MORE RIGHT HANDS INTO THE FACE OF KYLIE GRACE!!
Stew-O: And look at the wobble that Kylie Grace is doing now, Kylie isn’t sure footed and could EASILY fall to the outside!
Flannery McCoy: BUT PJ HENDRX GRABBING HER BY AROUND HER THROAT — AND PJ HENDRX WITH A HUGE CHOKESLAM FROM THE TOP ROPE TO SEND KYLIE GRACE DOWN… BUT PJ STAYS ON THE TOP ROPE!!! SENDING KYLIE DOWN BY KEEPING HIMSELF IN A PERFECT POSITION TO DEAL SOME DAMAGE… AND NOW PJ LOOKING TO FLY – OR BETTER WORDED, SOAR INTO THE SKY ABOVE THE LIMP BODY OF KYLIE GRACE WHO IS RECOVERING FROM THE CHOKESLAM – AND PJ LANDING A HUGE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP INTO THE CORE OF PJ HENDRX, AND NOW PJ SCRAMBLING BACK TO KYLIE’S BODY, LOOKING FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHRE-
Amir Yusuf: AND KYLIE KICKS OUT IJSHAJDHNJKLDNBHAKJSDBJCKBSJCBACKJBCAJKSBJIKCB!JSAKLDADJ!!!!!
Entire Commentary Team: :dame:
Amir Yusuf: What? Is that now what you guys do – overreact to everything?
Jake Mercer: Well I mean… Sure, I guess – you right.
Flannery McCoy: That just felt odd, is that just for me?
Stew-O: Agreed.
Amir Yusuf: Whatever, keep doing your jobs. :ufdup:
Stew-O: Right… We shouldn’t take away from that amazing amount of athleticism from both PJ AND Kylie Grace who managed to kick out! An early three count from the ref was enough to knock some sense into Kylie just before the bells tolled on her in this match, PJ though with a gateway to success here now; as both these superstars are finding themselves getting up at the same time, but WHO will get up first?!
Flannery McCoy:It’s close, PJ though with a slight advantage… AND YES! PJ up to his feet first, though a tad bit wobbly as Kylie Grace finally perks up — SUPERKICKKKK!!!! PJ ELEVATING HIS FOOT TO CONNECT WITH KYLIE’S JAW AND A SUPERKICK TO ROCK HER JAW!!!
Jake Mercer: Though that iron chin keeping Kylie with enough witts to stay on her feet, not toppling over yet; but maybe that’s for her WORST as now PJ has the ability to connect yet again – AND THAT’S WHAT HE DOES! PJ SEEING KYLIE GRACE UP STILL DECIDES TO SEND A HIGH KNEE TO THE JAW OF KYLIE… AND SHE’S STILL UP!!!
Stew-O: Just go DOWN Kylie! Nevertheless, I’m sure even PJ is shocked Kylie Grace hasn’t hit the mat yet, as now he looks to see what is going to seal the deal for him now; Kylie Grace’s eyes glazing over now as she slouches towards PJ now, trotting over –
Flannery McCoy: AND OH MY GOD – PJ HENDRX GOING AIRBORNE, JUMPING IN POSITION ABOUT 4 FEET INTO THE AIR, GETTING SERIOUS HEIGHT AS HE CURLS HIS LEGS TOWARDS THE NECK OF KYLIE GRACE, LATCHING ONTO IT QUICKLY – BEFORE SPIKING HER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A POISON RANA, A SUREFIRE WAY TO GET KYLIE GRACE TO THE FLOOR, THAT’S FOR SURE!!
Amir Yusuf: It was aight.
Jake Mercer: Well Amir I don’t think he’s done just yet, with PJ taking your advice and NOT going for the cover here;he seems to be setting up for something big here –
Amir Yusuf: Hey, hey! PJ, I KNOW YOU HEAR ME!
Stew-O: Uh-oh…
( PJ turns towards commentary as Amir stands up from his seat, raising his title back onto his shoulder comfortably as he rubs it with one hand, polishing it almost as he looks back with a macho bravado to his demeanor. )
Amir Yusuf: You want this? You want my title? Well guess what… YOU AIN’T GETTING IT! You will NEVER be me, and you will NEVER be CLOSE to being me!
PJ Hendrx (off-mic): Oh word? That’s easy to say from all the way over there, why don’t you come a little closer and say it to my face, eh’?
Amir Yusuf: Yeah yeah, I’m sure thats what you want… Nah. On the CHAMPS time. Now go focus on your match there bud!
PJ Hendrx (off-mic): :mjpls:
Jake Mercer: Amir Yusuf getting PJ to take his eye of the ball with that altercation, but PJ now turning back to the action with Kylie Grace in the ring –
Flannery McCoy: OH MY, THANKS TO THE INTERACTION AMIR HAD WITH PJ TO DISTRACT HIM, KYLIE GRACE IS UP AND READY, PJ NOT ABLE TO ADJUST IN TIME — “KY KICK!!!!!”” THE SPIN INTO SUPERKICK CONNECTION CONNECTS BEAUTIFULLY ONTO PJ’S JAW, WHICH CLEARLY WASN’T EXPECTING THAT WEIGHT AS PJ’S BACK HITS THE MAT, AND KYLIE GRACE SCRAMBLES TO THE COVER!
Amir Yusuf (off-mic): Count to 100, we have our winner folks! :shannon:
OOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—-
Jake Mercer: NO!!!! PJ HENDRX KICKS OUT! I REPEAT, PJ HENDRX KICKS OUT!!!
Amir Yusuf: :stopitslime:
Flannery McCoy: And even Kylie is extremely shocked here! She doesn’t know HOW PJ kicked out, but neither does anyone else really! It makes it all more special, as Kylie needs to move fast – AND she does! Kylie Grace scrambling to the ropes, nearly falling over trying to make her route over, steel clearly disoriented from the offense to her head moments ago; but now she looks to see if one maneuver doesn’t work, why not go to her OTHER go-to?!
Jake Mercer: You’re exactly right Flannery, as Kylie now scales the ropes; I think we’re in store for her SIGNATURE shooting star press to put this match away for good, and PJ hasn’t moved an INCH; this is perfect for Kylie, she’s about to steal a win here – SHE’S GOING TO DO IT!
Stew-O: Kylie Grace now to the top rope, looming over PJ Hendrx, Grace extending herself into a full vertical position; getting her launch spot confirmed… BEFORE KYLIE GRACE MAKES HERSELF AIRBORNE IN THIS MATCH FOR ONE OF THE FIRST TIMES, LOOKING OT LAND A HUGE SHOOTING STAR PRESS, ‘FALL FROM GRRACCEEEEE!!!!’ – BUT WAIT, PJ HENDRX SHOOTING UP TO HIS FEET, KYLIE GRACE NOTICING AND TRYING TO ADJUST HER LANDING MID-AIR TO GO ONTO HER FEET –
Jake Mercer: “ PIERCEE OF AFFLICITIOONNN!!!!! “ SURE, IT WASN’T A SPRINGBOARD, BUT THAT SPEAR DEFINITELY PIERCED KYLIE GRACE, AS PJ CAUGHT HER MID-AIR AND LANDED A HUGE SPEAR, PJ HENDRX SOMEHOW MAKING HIS WAY OUT OF OBSCURITY, AS NOW WE SEE AN INSTANT COVER FROM PJ ONTO KYLIE, PJ LOOKING FOR THE WIN!!!!!!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!~
TWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. PJ HENDRXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!
( ‘DNA ‘ by Kendrick began blasting through the arena speakers, as PJ Hendrx stayed floored over the body of Kylie Grace, favoring his own jaw as he managed a win tonight, the crowd cheering him on as he managed to live through the match; Amir Yusuf clearly not pleased as he took of his headset, not leaving for a final word. )
Jake Mercer: Wait Amir! Where are you going?! This is where you give your post match comments!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think he has any comments that would be able to be televised on live TV without breaking our Disney contract, Jake.
Jake Mercer: :mjcry:
Stew-O: Regardless of Amir, this was a HUGE momentum win for PJ Hendrx, a great showing for both Elitist’s overall but it’s PJ who comes out on top with an EARTH shattering spear to level Kylie and make her quit on her hopes of a successful outcome tonight.
Flannery McCoy: It comes down to drive, and clearly PJ just had more of that to overcome more adversity than he’s been acknowledged for, and tonight? He put Amir Yusuf on notice, and with the way things are going? He has a real shot of making the Amir Yusuf experience? A very short one.
( The camera pans to Amir Yusuf walking up the ramp without looking back, as PJ looks over with a HUGE grin on his face as he begins making his way to his feet, the referee raising his hand high in the air as the crowd cheered on, the scene slowly fading to black as Dynasty went to a short commercial break. )
(A commercial is shown for EAW 2K23 featuring Ronan Malosi who showcases it on his TikTok account.)
(As the commercial break following the previous match comes to a close, the dark screen that follows it would eventually fade back, the darkness preceding Dynasty’s broadcast returning to air, as we cut to a wide shot of the arena. From the far corner inside the Scotia Bank Saddledome, the camera screening down on the Calgary, Alberta Canada residents awaiting more action on the edge of the seats, we would pan across the ribbon graphics before slowly fading back to the ringside area. We hear Stephie Love through the broadcasting system, as she announces the following segment on the show…)
Stephie Love: Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to introduce… RYAN WILSON AND XANDER PAAAAAAAAAYNEEEEE!!!!
(Immediately the crowd would burst into a fit of cheers upon hearing those two names. Despite them usually being perceived as bad people, never hearing the glorious satisfaction of world-wide appreciation on a week-to-week basis, the crowd would have no choice but to enter an uproar for the two Canada natives. Eventually, ‘The Only Thing They Fear is YOU’ by Mick Gordon would blare through the speakers, as “The Ryan Wilson Show” would appear on the titantron, as Ryan Wilson’s green-colored graphics would play throughout the LED’s in the arena; the titantron, mini tron, walls, ribbon, and the ring itself. Ryan Wilson would walk through the curtains with a smirk on his face. He would pose at the top of the ramp, however, his theme song would start to fade out. Eventually, it would be replaced by ‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill, as the Dynasty crowd erupts just as they did with Ryan. Xander Payne’s red graphics would replace Ryan’s, as Xander walks out behind him. The two would stand on the stage, basking in the crowd reaction, before the two start to walk down the ramp side-by-side, for the first time in a long time, actually embracing the audience. It really does hit different when it’s home.)
Flannery McCoy: Listen to that crowd! When wrestling is this loud, you know you’ve done something right. This company is never not an energy you cannot feel anywhere else, this company never has a moment where it isn’t electric, but when you get THIS level reaction in your home country, you know you’ve made someone proud. There’s tribalism, there’s cheering because your country is mentioned, then there’s this; your two representitives doing a job like no other!
Stew-O: Ryan Wilson has not been on the Dynasty brand in quite some time, it is a very unfamiliar feeling for a man like that, however, he does not feel out of place. Ryan has clearly grown into an elite competitor, there is no doubt, this shows it. Xander, on the other hand? The last time he was on this brand, it was World Championship season, he was holding the belt currently held by Limmy Monaghan, and now he comes back with a Canadian crowd cheering him on! Both men have one thing in mind, however, and that is gold.
(Ryan Wilson and Xander Payne, both with a mic in hand, would reach the bottom of the ramp, before one by one walking up the steel steps. They enter the ring, before heading to the middle turnbuckles. They pose, then step down, heading to the center of the ring, in which they look down the hardcam and raise their microphones, while Xander Payne’s theme song fades out…)
Ryan Wilson: Mesdames et Messieurs… XANDER PAYNE ET RYAN WILSON SONT ARRIVÉS SUR DYNASTY !
(The crowd would immediately burst into a fit of cheers once more, as Ryan Wilson smirks, before resuming his speech.)
Ryan Wilson: You know, while it does feel absolutely amazing to be standing out here in front of my home country crowd, and I am sure Xander feels the same; it’s not like we’re here without reason. We’re not just looking to play hometown hero, and get reactions on every show imaginable!!! We mean business. That’s REALLY why we’re here, right Xander?
Xander Payne: That’s correct, Ryan, if it wasn’t, there’s no way we could fathom being the best tag team in the world, not in the slightest. But, that of which we are, and instead of playing it safe, we’re here to address the problem… DIRECTLY.
Ryan Wilson: That problem being…
Xander Payne: None other than the FRAUDULENT WANNABE “best tag team in the world” Soul Food Sunday.
(The crowd would boo at the mention of Soul Food Sunday’s name, and the camera would focus on Ryan laughing at it.)
Ryan Wilson: It was just last week where Soul Food Sunday did what Soul Food Sunday does best. No, that isn’t being a great tag team, no, that isn’t being Unified Tag Team Champions, it isn’t even being “entertaining.” It’s having no other personality besides demeaning their opponents because that’s what gets the talk for a few days! It’s the only way they could ever remain in people’s mouths. Truly depressing. But, honestly, we’re not fazed. We’re not worried. It doesn’t affect us in the slightest, because why would it? “Ryan Wilson won’t become Champion this season!!! Nowhere near it!” “Xander is the better of the two, but I made him run off to Showdown!” And people said I was delusional! Like, what does this really accomplish here? What are we really supposed to take away from this besides the fact that they believe they have pull that they don’t? We don’t take much, that’s for certain. But that’s okay. It’s not like it wasn’t to be expected, it’s not like it’s anything new. They do this weekly, only this time, they’re going to pay hard for it, when we become Unified Tag Team Champions, and they’re left directionless.
Xander Payne: Exactly, Ryan, I mean who even says “made Xander run off to Showdown” and DOESN’T laugh? They’re supposed to be the peak of the industry, yet don’t even know how drafts work! What frauds! They are so clearly trying to get into our heads, the heads that are filled up with nothing but 300 IQ plays of pure tag team wrestling prowess, but they’re failing. They’re exposing themselves. They aren’t convincing the world that this run will do anything more than transition those belts over to us, and their wildest dreams will be confirmed as to never come to fruition. They won’t get in our heads, if anything, they’re way in over theirs, because myself and Ryan know better than to play into that. We don’t just believe we KNOW, 110%, that we are the best this tag team has to offer, and no one will tell us otherwise. POTARNerds??? Nope. The PrescRIPtion??? Nope. Off-Brand… whatever? No. Not even the Snoozecare Kings. That’s us. We’re the best. We’re going to beat Soul Food Sunday, and run Dominion over that entire division. Nobody is going to stop us, not even the falsified best-in-the-world, no matter how many times they say they will.
Ryan Wilson: Exactly, and it’s not like we’re some inexperienced losers saying this either! We may be long-time enemies with those former partners of ours, but Xander is a former Unified Tag Team Champion himself as a part of the Wildcards, with that “mongrel” Myles as he’d put it, and not only did I lead Team Ryan to victory, but I also teamed with that big baby Ronan Malosi, whom would have helped me become Unified Tag Team Champion had he pulled his own weight… luckily, I have a partner now more than content with doing his own work. That combined with my level-headed nature, it makes our team one that is unbreakable.
Xander Payne: We aren’t like Nick and Shane, easily broken apart, the barrel of their gun easily bent back towards their faces, yet still pulling the trigger; we aren’t those two nobodies. Soul Food Sunday very quickly broke those two, but not us. We’re different, we’re smarter. We’re faster, stronger, more adept with the industry of which I am a titan of, and I’d say, way more so than Soul Food Sunday ever could be. Viz and SOSA aren’t Xander Payne and Ryan Wilson, especially not in a tag team conquest. The tale of the tape will go as such: Soul Food Sunday lose their Unified Tag Team Championships to us, undoubtedly proving we’re the best tag team in the world. We are SOON to be recognized as the Unified Tag Team Champions, STILL to be recognized as the undisputed upper echelon of this division, and they can’t do a damn thing about it…
(The crowd would cheer as Xander makes that statement, however, they quickly would be cut off as ‘Come Eat Wit Us’ by EST Gee and Young Scooter blares through the speakers. The crowd immediately bursts into a wave of boos, as SOSA Henderson, The Visual Prophet and Dr. Angelo D’Angelo walk out onto the stage as a trio, chuckling to themselves about Xander and Ryan’s comments. Their theme song would quickly fade out as they stand on the stage, as Angelo grabs the mic.)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: What’s wrong, Ryan? We touch a nerve? :mjlol: You got no backbone. Were you touched too much or not enough to be this insecure about yourself???
(Soul Food Sunday would chuckle once more.)
Dr Angelo D’Angelo: I digress though! It’s real cute that you guys are coming out here all touchy feely, spending your Black History Month hailing praise about a country covered in white. If it ain’t snowing you ain’t going, huh? :mjpls:
(Ryan and Xander roll their eyes, as they sigh and look to speak on the microphone. However, The Visual Prophet cuts them off.)
The Visual Prophet: Relax, we’re not done yet, beauty and the beast… I mean, I’m not too sure which one of you is supposed to be beauty, but I’m sure Stephie Love can fill that roll! Listen up, we ain’t gonna say this twice, so get the hair and grease out of your ears. As long as we’re a team – which will be forever :wigginssmile: – and living and breathing, then Xander and Ryan bum ass will ALWAYS be second place to them. Maybe we can call you Maple Syrup Monday, you not as good as Sunday. You guys beat a bunch of bums like The Ace Aces, which is top 3 least impressive victories in this company only behind beating Ryan Wilson and fraud leader Limmy Monaghan’s World Heavyweight Championship run, but you ain’t going to beat us. Never in a million years, Ryan got enough wrinkles to prove he’s lived double that.
SOSA Henderson: Need we mention the fact we done that before you two, by any chance? When they were at their strongest? We could run laps around them any day, hell, if we beat them they wouldn’t just be broken up as a team right now, they’d be broken up period, lil [CENSORED]. We’re generational talents, we always have been, furthermore given Vizzy and I both have victories over you Xander – and, who doesn’t over Ryan? – you ain’t fooling anyone with this lame ass ramble. We deserve respect for what we’ve done, not just as a team, but individually as well; that means respect from you two boys too. Because, allow us to reiterate, only HALF of your team can say they deserve that, and it really don’t compare to us. So, let’s be real here; do you really see yourselves beating Soul Food Sunday, the peak of the division?
(Ryan and Xander smirk.)
Xander Payne: What do you think, Ryan?
Ryan Wilson: It’s kinda obvious… you’re damn right we can.
(Soul Food Sunday look at the camera beside them, clearly unimpressed.)
SOSA Henderson: Aight, bet.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: They ain’t ready. :mjlol:
The Visual Prophet: Absolutely not! But, I got no problem handing them another L and sending them packing…
SOSA Henderson: Does Operation: Doomsday sound like a bet to you two punching bags?
(Ryan and Xander lean against the ropes.)
Xander Payne: You’re on.
Ryan Wilson: And those belts… are coming to us.
(Soul Food Sunday shake their heads, and raise the titles, as Xander and Ryan gesture around their waists that the titles are coming to them. The crowd would explode into a fit of cheers, as the two teams would stare down, before Soul Food Sunday turn to leave. Xander and Ryan would pose once more for the audience in their home country, before the camera fades elsewhere…)
(A commercial is shown for Spotify featuring Drake King, find a new wrestling theme today!)
(Friday Night Dynasty fades back into the arena with Stephie Love being seen at the center of the ring with a microphone in hand ready to announce the next match!)
Stephie Love: The following is a TAG TEAM MATCH!!! And it is a bout scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘O Fortuna’ by Carl Orff begins to blast through the speakers while the crowd begins to boo for Madison Kaline begins to make her way out from the backstage area. She has a serious look on her face while she scans the arena who doesn’t react all that greatly for her. Before long ‘Run This Town’ by Jay Z ft. Rihanna begins to play up for Serenity Valdez who makes her way out with the Empress of Elite crown over her head. The crowd boo louder than ever while Serenity and Madison stand side by side, looking at one another with looks of great confidence before then beginning to make their way down the ramp and to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… the team of MADISON KALINE!!!!!!!!! AND THE 2023 EMPRESS OF ELITE… SERENITY VALDEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘People Are Strange’ by The Dead South then begins to play up while the crowd respond loudly to Solomon Stane and Kirk Redwood who both make their way out from the backstage area. The Off-Brand Amphetamines are on a mission here tonight, no nonsense and ready to make a statement against two great opponents in tag team action. They don’t waste time with any sort of theatrics, just heading down to the ring determined as ever.)
Stephie Love: And their opponents… the team of Kirk Redwood and Solomon Stane… OFF-BRAND AMPHETAMINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: The bell has rung, making this tag match between four very talented Elitists officially underway! Madison Kaline is starting off for her team, while we have Solomon Stane starting off for the Off-Brand Amphetamines. Obvious size difference between the two of them, and knowing Madison she’s going to try and find a way around that especially at the beginning of the match. Both of them make their way out of their respective corners, circling around the ring, and it looks like the two of them are going to start this off with a collar-and-elbow. They engage- But Madison goes under before turning around and sending a barrage of punches toward the head of Solomon!
Flannery McCoy: It’s not just finding a way around Solomon through offense, it’s through smarts and Madison knows that. She continues to send strikes to the face, but it looks like Solomon has had enough, grabbing Madison by the head and sending a sharp knee to her abdomen! That doubles the Hall of Famer over, before Solomon then grabs her by the arm and sends her into OBA’s corner… BEFORE RUSHING FORWARD AND LEAPING INTO THE AIR LOOKING TO CRUSH MADISON WITH A SPLASH- But Madison manages to move out of the way before Solomon can collect as he collides with the corner! He clutches his chest while turning around, before Madison grabs him by the arm and sends him toward the opposite corner… RUNNING FORWARD AND LEAPING INTO THE AIR FOR A KNEE SMASH TO SOLOMON’S FACE!
(TAG!)
Jake Mercer: BEFORE TAGGING IN SERENITY! The Empress of Elite enters the ring and immediately begins to send stomps toward the abdomen of Solomon, who absorbs the blows to the best of his ability! Serenity grabs him by the head before then throwing him down to the center of the ring, turning around and beginning to make her way up to the middle turnbuckle. She positions herself while Solomon leaps up to her feet… FLYING INTO THE AIR FOR DOUBLE KNEES TO THE FACE! BUT SOLOMON MANAGES TO GRAB A HOLD OF HER! He keeps her up, BEFORE LAUNCHING HER INTO THE AIR WITH A FALLAWAY SLAM! Serenity tumbles down to the ground but quickly rolls out of the ring before she can get herself into any trouble.
(The crowd boos while Serenity holds her hands up, not wanting any part of what Solomon has in mind for her. She mocks the Canadian crowd with a smirk on her face, taunting them before turning around to focus back in on the action.)
Stew-O: SERENITY MUST’VE GOTTEN TOO AHEAD OF HERSELF! BECAUSE SOLOMON ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AND CLOBBERS HER WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO THE HEAD! She’s dropped down to the mat and Solomon wastes no time getting her back into the ring before entering in himself, Serenity tries to pull herself up to a kneeling position in hopes of getting herself back up to her feet, ONLY FOR SOLOMON TO SLIDE BACK IN AND CONNECT WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! Serenity crumbles back down and Solomon looks to pick up the pieces once again, grabbing her by the head and tugging her up to her feet before dragging her over to a corner, reaching his hand out and finally looking to tag Kirk Redwood into this match!
(TAG!)
Flannery McCoy: KIRK IS IN! Solomon grabs Serenity by the head and brings her out of the corner, before Kirk enters the ring, SLAMMING A PUNCH AGAINST THE ABDOMEN OF SERENITY! She drops down to a kneeling position while he makes his way over, GRABBING HER BY THE HEAD AND LIFTING HER OFF THE GROUND INTO AN EMPHATIC SUPLEX! Kirk isn’t done as he gets back up to his feet and immediately grabs Serenity before picking her back up, LIFTING HER UP AND CONNECTING WITH A BACK SUPLEX THIS TIME WHICH DROPS HER DOWN ONTO HER HEAD!
Jake Mercer: Serenity should not and does not like how this match is going so far and immediately begins to drag herself away from Kirk to get some possible breathing room in this matchup. She grabs a hold of the ropes and pulls herself toward them before propping herself against the bottom turnbuckle, AND THAT GIVES KIRK THE CHANCE TO RUN FORWARD AND CONNECT WITH A HUGE KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE- BUT SERENITY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! Kirk’s knee collides with the bottom turnbuckle padding at high velocity while he hobbles out of the corner, ONLY FOR SERENITY TO RUSH FORWARD AND CONNECT WITH A DROPKICK TO THE CHEST! This sends Kirk back into the corner while Serenity runs forward, CONNECTING WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO THE HEAD WHICH DROPS KIRK DOWN!
Stew-O: Serenity continues to lay down punches to the face, trying to get as much offense as she can right now so she can get her team ahead in this match! Kirk shoves her away though, trying to create distance between the two of them, BUT SERENITY LOOKS TO CONNECT WITH A SECOND CLOTHESLINE- ONLY FOR KIRK TO SEND A KICK TO THE FACE! Kirk makes his way out of the corner, nailing Serenity with a punch to the face before turning her around, LIFTING HER INTO A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX- NO! Serenity lands on her feet just in time! She rushes over to Kirk… ONLY FOR HIM TO GRAB HER AND TWIST HER AROUND BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND LEAPING INTO THE AIR FOR A BRUTAL TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! ‘DOWN TO HELL’ CONNECTS AND KIRK HOOKS THE LEG!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHRRR-
Flannery McCoy: BUT SERENITY KICKS OUT! That’s not going to be enough, but Serenity knows if she takes anymore of those big moves from either member of OBA then her team is going to be in a lot of trouble going forward. In my eyes, she needs to tag out to Madison now and even she knows it! Kirk is looking to do the same though, grabbing Serenity by the head and bringing her back up to her feet, but before he can send her toward the corner it’s Serenity that immediately begins to send elbows toward the abdomen! She’s not completely down just yet, continuing to show some fight, BUT KIRK STOPS IT WITH A KNEE TO THE ABDOMEN WHICH DOUBLES HER OVER ONCE AGAIN! Kirk then sends Serenity into the corner before approaching…
(TAG!)
Jake Mercer: AND TAGGING OUT TO SOLOMON! He enters the ring while Kirk tosses her to him, setting her up… WITH SOLOMON CONNECTING WITH A HUGE BACK SUPLEX! WHILE KIRK RUNS TO THE ROPES FOR A LEAPING KNEE! ‘NATURAL TWENTY’!
Stew-O: WAIT! MADISON JUST RAN THE APRON AND GRABBED A HOLD OF SOLOMON TO STOP HIM! Kirk has already rolled out with the expectation that the signature move would be a success, but Solomon manages to break himself free and turn around, BUT MADISON CONNECTS WITH A HOT SHOT WHICH BOUNCES SOLOMON OFF OF THE ROPES AND SENDS HIM STUMBLING BACKWARD! Solomon grabs his head while turning himself around, AND THAT LEADS INTO SERENITY GETTING A BOOST OF ADRENALINE AND LAUNCHING HERSELF OFF OF THE ROPES BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SPRINGBOARD ARM DRAG! Solomon is taken down momentarily while Serenity turns to her corner and stumbles forward before leaping…
(TAG!)
Flannery McCoy: GETTING THE TAG OUT TO MADISON! Madison enters the ring while Solomon pushes himself back up to his feet, RUSHING TOWARD HIM AND LANDING A FOREARM SMASH WHICH DROPS HIM BACK DOWN! He continues to persist though getting back up to his feet, ONLY FOR MADISON TO CONNECT WITH A HIGH KICK WHICH SENDS HIM BACK AGAINST THE ROPES! Solomon rebounds though, LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH A BIG BOOT- BUT MADISON DUCKS UNDER! Solomon loses his balance and stumbles forward, ALLOWING MADISON TO LEAP INTO THE AIR AND CONNECT WITH ‘M.O.D.’! THE FAMOUSER CONNECTS DROPPING SOLOMON DOWN TO THE GROUND WHILE MADISON HOOKS THE LEG AND ATTEMPTS THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRR-
Jake Mercer: BUT SOLOMON MANAGES TO KICK OUT OF IT! Once again the quickness of the former Women’s Champion gives her the edge at this point in the match, and Madison is not going to waste any time crying about the kick out, getting back up to her feet before beginning to stomp down on Solomon repeatedly! She’s going to make sure that he does not get a moment to breathe, before taking a step back before the referee can intervene with the attack. Solomon continues to try and get back up to his feet, realizing the situation that he’s in right now and hoping to find a way out of it, BUT MADISON WASTES NO TIME STEPPING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WHICH TAKES HIM BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Pummeling offense by Madison right now, while she grabs at his head and brings him back up to his feet, before grabbing him by the arm and going for an Irish whip toward the ropes- Only for Solomon to drop his weight and stop her from sending him to the ropes! Solomon then pulls her in, STRAIGHT INTO A KNEE TO THE ABDOMEN WHICH DROPS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! Madison is down on the canvas while Solomon grabs a hold of her from the waist and brings her back up to her feet, BEFORE RUNNING HER INTO THE TURNBUCKLE PADDING! Solomon then turns her around…
(TAG!)
Flannery McCoy: BEFORE TAGGING OUT TO KIRK! He gets into the ring while Solomon sets Madison up, throwing her into… ‘PAROLE VIOLATION’! SOMERSAULT INTO A SPEAR! ‘FIFTEEN TO LIFE’!
Jake Mercer: SERENITY JUST GRABBED MADISON AND PULLED HER OUT OF THE RING! LEAVING NOBODY HOME FOR KIRK! The former Specialists Champion barely manages to save her tag team partner and her chances in this match while the both of them take a breather. OBA looks on from inside the ring while the referee is telling Madison to get back into the ring before she’s counted out!
(Kirk and Solomon look toward one another, before shrugging their shoulders.)
Stew-O: KIRK AND SOLOMON ROLL OUT OF OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE RING! BUT BEFORE THEY CAN DO ANYTHING SERENITY AND MADISON SLIDE BACK INTO THE RING IN THEIR PLACE! I don’t know if this is an act of cowardice or smarts but it’s really grinding at the gears of the former Unified Tag Team Champions right now. Solomon and Kirk try to get back into the ring, BUT SERENITY JUST DOVE OUT OF THE RING WITH A SUICIDE DIVE TO SOLOMON! Meanwhile Kirk slides into the ring, ONLY FOR MADISON TO HIT HER WITH A KICK TO THE SIDE! Serenity and Solomon are trading blows on the outside while Madison has Kirk down on the ground, and right now it’s just total chaos!
Flannery McCoy: Kirk tries to get back up to his feet, but Madison continues to lay into him. She grabs him and brings him back up to his feet, before pushing him against the ropes and sending him to the opposite side… CONNECTING WITH A BACK ELBOW TO THE FACE! Madison drops him down to the mat before grabbing him by both of his wrists and bringing him up, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE- BUT KIRK MANAGES TO MOVE HIS HEAD OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE TAKING MADISON DOWN TO THE GROUND AND ROLLING HER UP INTO A QUICK PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREE-
Jake Mercer: KIRK NEARLY GOT HER BUT MADISON KICKS OUT! Madison tries to get back up to her feet, ONLY FOR KIRK TO LAUNCH HIMSELF FORWARD AND CONNECT WITH A HEADBUTT WHICH CRACKS AGAINST HER SKULL! Madison is down on the canvas before Kirk brings her back up to her feet, BEFORE BRINGING HER IN AND CONNECTING WITH A SNAP SUPLEX THIS TIME! Kirk is back in this match and is going to make sure that it stays that way, waiting for Madison to get back up to her feet, running the ropes… BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO CONNECT WITH A KNEE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! ‘BLITZKRIEG BOP’!
Stew-O: BUT MADISON MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER IT JUST IN TIME TO AVOID IT! Kirk stumbles forward while Madison gets back up to her feet, Kirk turning around, JUST FOR MADISON TO CONNECT WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE HEAD WHICH SENDS KIRK OVER THE TOP ROPE! Kirk lands on the apron but quickly gets back up to his feet, while Madison throws a punch- Only for Kirk to block it and send one back! He enters into the ring, ONLY FOR MADISON TO STEP FORWARD AND CONNECT WITH A KNEE TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Flannery McCoy: Madison pulls him back into the ring before grabbing him by the head, only for Kirk sending punches to her head! Madison responds with some back though, and now the two of them are just beginning to tee off on one another! Madison! Kirk! Madison! Kirk! Madison! Kirk! Madison! Kirk! Madison! But Kirk stops Madison with a knee to the gut! He grabs her into a front facelock before reaching out…
(TAG!)
Jake Mercer: And bringing in Solomon! Solomon enters into the ring and grabs the head of Madison as well, BEFORE LIFTING HER OFF OF THE GROUND AND THE TWO OF THEM DROP HER WITH A DOUBLE SUPLEX! Madison is hurt and Solomon knows it, grabbing her by the head and bringing her up to her feet, sending her to a corner with an Irish whip! Madison bounces off of it, CONNECTING WITH A CLOTHESLINE! But Solomon absorbs it, BEFORE LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH A LARIAT- Only for Madison to duck under it while Solomon turns around, AND SHE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING KNEE!
Stew-O: Solomon is hurt but is still kept onto his feet, GRABBING A HOLD OF MADISON AND LIFTING HER OFF OF THE GROUND AND CONNECTING WITH A SCOOP SLAM! Solomon would then run to the ropes… BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND ATTEMPT A CORKSCREW ELBOW DROP- ONLY FOR MADISON TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY! Solomon gets up to a kneeling position, ONLY FOR MADISON TO CONNECT WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD TO TAKE HIM DOWN! Solomon continues to attempt to get back up to her feet, RUSHING FORWARD AND LOOKING TO TAKE MADISON DOWN WITH BRUTE FORCE!
Flannery McCoy: ONLY FOR MADISON TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE SOLOMON GETS UP AND IS MET BY ‘AFTERLIFE’! CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! MADISON GRABS SOLOMON AND TOSSES HIM TOWARD HER CORNER!
TAG!
Jake Mercer: TAG TO SERENITY! SERENITY ENTERS THE RING WHILE MADISON THROWS SOLOMON DOWN! CONNECTING WITH ‘HIT THE LIGHTS’! KNEE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD TAKES DOWN SOLOMON! KIRK ENTERS THE RING BUT MADISON LAUNCHES TOWARD HIM AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS WHILE SERENITY HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Run This Town’ begins to play through the speakers while the camera goes over to Serenity Valdez getting back up to her feet, Madison Kaline recovers as well and makes her way over, raising Serenity’s hand in the air while the two share confident grins while the crowd boos loudly. The referee allows them to celebrate their victory with their heads held high.)
Stephie Love: Here are your winners… the team of SERENITY VALDEZ AND MADISON KALINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: OH C’MON!
(The crowd boos loudly while the shot quickly goes over to the stage to show the rest of The Queen Bees, Sierra Bradford and Mei Sasaki, rushing down to the ring. They slide in and have their eyes set right on the Off-Brand Amphetamines.)
Flannery McCoy: HAVEN’T YOU DONE ENOUGH! HASN’T THE DAMAGE ALREADY BEEN DONE! SIERRA AND MEI ARE GOING AFTER BOTH SOLOMON AND KIRK! BEATING THEM WHILE THEY’RE DOWN WHILE MADISON AND SERENITY WATCH IN DELIGHT! THIS IS INHUMANE! THERE’S NO NEED FOR THIS!
Jake Mercer: THE QUEEN BEES WILL NOT TAKE ANY PRISONERS! THEY’RE GOING TO MAKE A STATEMENT AND IT’S GOING TO BE AGAINST FORMER UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! BUT SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO KNOW WHEN YOU’RE GOING TOO FAR! C’MON ALREADY!
(The crowd continue to show their negativity while The Queen Bees lay into the two of them. Before… ‘Changed It’ by Nicki Minaj ft. Lil Wayne hits the speakers! They erupt into cheers while the camera goes over to Milli Banks rushing out to the stage with a steel chair in hand!)
Stew-O: MILLI SLIDES INTO THE RING BEFORE HITTING SIERRA WITH A CHAIR TO THE ABDOMEN! BEFORE MEI CAN TURN AROUND MILLI QUICKLY TAKES THE WEAPON AND SLAMS IT AGAINST THE BACK OF MEI AS WELL! SHE MAKES A BEELINE STRAIGHT TOWARD MADISON AND SERENITY! BUT BOTH OF THEM ROLL OUT OF THE RING BEFORE MILLI CAN GET THEIR HANDS ON THEM!
(Milli yells at them to bring it while Serenity and Madison circle around the ring, shaking their heads and saying that it’s just not worth it for them. Sierra rolls out of the ring as well, grabbing the leg of Mei and pulling her out while the four female Elitists quickly leave the area in retreat. Milli checks on both Solomon and Kirk who she helps back up to their feet, while the crowd cheers in support for the three of them. The last shot seen is The Queen Bees and Madison yelling at the ring saying that she’s going to pay for this, before Friday Night Dynasty then begins to fade to elsewhere from there.)
(Backstage, Milli Banks is seen sitting in the aftermath of her encounter with the Queen Bees. As she checks out her nails, a slight frown is present on her face. She has her phone pressed her against her ear, seemingly on a call with someone.)
Milli Banks: Dang Kenny, you’re gonna have to re-do my whole set once I get back. Chiiiiile, the girls done made me lose a diamond on my cute lil pinky nail! Also… ewwwwwww. Whose fake tan is this?
(Milli scoffs in disgust.)
Milli Banks: Maybe I do need to start charging these girls to do my nails and hair. I can’t keep coming out and whooping them, ruining my little fly self in the process! If I gotta mother these girls, then they better make it up to me, and that is on what?
(Milli does her ‘period!’ hand gesture as the fans can be heard saying it. As she turns her head, she catches a glimpse of two people approaching her.)
???: Hey, you aren’t busy, are you?
Milli Banks: Oh, nah, nah, y’all two are good! My bro and I have had plenty to talk about anyways.
(Milli smiles and grabs hold of her phone.)
Milli Banks: Imma call you back at the hotel. Oh, and tell Gen to not eat off them oxtails! I ain’t even know Calgary got some kewt Jamaican shops, and I’ll be damned if her wit her long belly self nam off mi tingz them, alright? Chu. Oxtails getting pricer than them bundles of yours. Alright, bye.
(Milli hangs up and stands, greeting Solomon Stane and Kirk Redwood with a smile.)
Milli Banks: What’s up, boos?
Kirk Redwood: We just wanted to swing by and thank you for your help. Those Queen Bees do live up to their names… always buzzing around and causing problems. It was getting annoying.
Solomon Stane: They really are a piece of work who can’t quit. Even when we already beat them last time, they’ve got to keep coming for us. You really did us a solid by stepping in again.
Kirk Redwood: Yeah. You sure did save my pasty ass. Would’ve been laid out way worse than a night binge of drinks.
(Milli laughs.)
Milli Banks: At least you can take my little jokey-joke in stride. But for real guys, it’s no problem. Those girls, as much as I’ve despised them for so long now, are tenacious as can be. Stupidly so. They’ll push around people’s weight and bully them with no remorse. Not to mention that they like getting their hands dirty when it suits them. I just did what i had to do and make sure that they weren’t going to harass people on this roster any longer.
Kirk Redwood: Yeah, no kidding. Don’t know where those chicks get their boldness from, but I have a sneaking suspicion that all of that is going to go away soon.
Milli Banks: Hopefully. Still, after all this time, it’s going to be a lot of work. Especially with Madison joining their ranks. Bad enough the Serenity, Mei and Sierra can piss us all off, but with her on their side now? Jeez. Dem girls are gonna be even more extra and do everything in their power to torment us and everyone else on Dynasty.
(Mill rubs her head, shaking it at the thought of the Queen Bees.)
Solomon Stane: Well, as far as I can tell, their power is beginning to fade. They’re just insecure girls who are stuck in the high school phase, wanting to be at the top when they’re far from being that. It’s going to be satisfying when we knock them down a few good pegs and swipe their imaginary crowns.
Kirk Redwood: All but one, of course. And we’re gonna grab that Empress by the throat, get her in the guillotine, and then break that precious crown of hers.
Milli Banks: Very tempting stuff. I just can’t wait to humiliate them again. And this time, it’s going to be the end of them.
Solomon Stane: We’re right on you with that. In fact, Kirk and I were having a chat and think it may be for the best that we have each other’s backs.
(Milli crosses her arms, raising a brow out of interest.)
Milli Banks: Oh?
Kirk Redwood: Yep. We may be the furthest things apart when it comes to a lot of things, but one thing we have in common are the Queen Bees. They keep flying on by and trying to pick at us. Now, Solomon and myself ain’t the most… righteous of gentlemen, but you came out to our side twice now. Most of the folks here would just laugh and don’t do anything worth a damn, but you actually stuck your neck out for us. That’s something we can’t ignore.
Solomon Stane: Not to mention that up until King of Elite, you’ve been having a one-woman war against them. Think it’s high time that you start having other people watch your back.
Milli Banks: Well… neither of you have said a single lie. If we’re gonna end their little power trip, then we’re gonna have to do so together. So, boys, I don’t mind the help at all. Likewise, if you ever get caught in a situation by them, I’ll be there. I can never get bored of taking a few swings at them.
(Off-Brand Amphetamines smile.)
Kirk Redwood: Good stuff, Milli. Good stuff. Those royal rejects won’t know what’ll hit ‘em.
Solomon Stane: Can’t wait to humble them. Make sure you take care of yourself, Milli.
Milli Banks: Same to you, guys.
(With the three vowing to have each other’s backs, they all depart.)
(The camera fades to the middle of the ring, and Stephie Love is seen with a microphone in her hand.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
(‘Figure 8’ by Paramore hits, and the fans in the arena begin booing loudly as Sierra Bradford walks out, with Mei Sasaki not too far behind. The fans in attendance clearly aren’t fans of the Queen Bees after all they’ve done as a group, but this does not bother Mei or Sierra, who seem more focused on the match instead. They share a few words on the stage, before turning their attention towards the ring and beginning to walk down the ramp, not caring at all about how the fans feel about them right now.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… Accompanied by Mei Sasaki… From San Jose, California… Weighing in at 121 pounds… SSSSIIIIEEEEERRRRRAAAAAA BBBBRRRAAAADDDFFFOOORRRDDDD!!!!!!!
Stew-O: The “Killer Queen” is here along with one of her Queen Bees partners, and tonight Sierra Bradford has a very interesting match ahead of her. She’s up against Bronson Daniels, and if you ask me this could turn out to be a very entertaining match as these two are very talented and have proven this multiple times.
Jake Mercer: Personally…. I got Sierra winning! Bronson’s just off his game tonight, you know? He hasn’t had enough time to recover from King of Elite, no way he’s winning!
Stew-O: Right.. I’m sure that’s why you don’t think he has a chance.
(‘Runnin’ by 21 Savage & Metro Boomin follows, and the crowd explodes with cheers as soon as the song hits. Bronson Daniels walks out, and while he looks confident and energetic, it’s clear that he is focused on the upcoming match, as he doesn’t spend too long at the stage before turning his attention to Sierra Bradford, who’s standing in her corner inside of the ring. Bronson high fives some of the fans on his way down the ramp, and once he makes it to ringside it’s clear just how ready he is for tonight’s match.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent… Residing in Los Angeles, California… Weighing in at 210 pounds…. BBBRROOONNNSSOONNNN DDDDAAA NNIIEEELLSS!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Don’t even entertain Jake, we all know how he feels about Bronson. Fact is, both of these competitors are very talented, and I could see why the fans seem to be behind Bronson tonight. The only question is whether or not he’ll get the win he’s looking for, or if Sierra will add another win to the Queen Bees’ record.
Stew-O: Both of these Elitists are former Champions. Both of them have been very important parts of Dynasty this season. The “Heart and Soul of Dynasty” looks ready, but will he be able to defeat Sierra Bradford tonight?
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: And here we go! This match is underway as Bronson Daniels and Sierra Bradford immediately begin to circle the ring as they wait to see who’ll strike first, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THAT’S GONNA BE SIERRA AS SHE RUNS IN WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION BEFORE BEGINNING TO PUNCH AWAY AT BRONSON, SEEMINGLY TAKING THE MORE AGGRESSIVE ROUTE TONIGHT TO MAKE UP FOR HER LOSS AT KING OF ELITE! Both of these Elitists lost at that event, but I’m sure Sierra wants a good showing for the Queen Bees’ sake, especially with Mei Sasaki out there!
Jake Mercer: Sierra has Bronson backed up against the ropes, AND SHE GOES FOR ONE MORE BIG STRIKE BUT BRONSON DUCKS UNDER IT BEFORE GRABBING SIERRA FROM BEHIND AND DELIVERING A GERMAN SUPLEX- NO! SIERRA FLIPPED OUT OF IT AND LANDED ON HER FEET, BUT BRONSON JUST KIPPED UP AND CONNECTED WITH AN ENZUIGIRI, STOPPING SIERRA IN HER TRACKS JUST AS SHE STARTED CHARGING IN! Just like that Bronson managed to cut Sierra’s momentum short and get back into this, AND IT SEEMS LIKE BRONSON ISN’T DONE YET! BRONSON NOW TAKING SIERRA DOWN WITH A DROP TOE HOLD, AND HE RUNS THE ROPES-
Flannery McCoy: BUT MEI SASAKI GETS INVOLVED AS SHE GRABS BRONSON’S BOOT! Bronson turns and argues with Mei as the referee goes over to see what just happened, BUT THERE’S NO TIME FOR THAT AS SIERRA BRADFORD RUNS IN, HITTING BRONSON FROM BEHIND WITH AN ELBOW SMASH TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! BRONSON IS DOWN, AND SIERRA STARTS STOMPING AWAY AT HIM UNTIL BRONSON IS FORCED TO ROLL OUT TO THE APRON! Stuff like that, while it’s underhanded it’s exactly why the Queen Bees are such a threat here on Dynasty. They do whatever it takes to get the job done!
Stew-O: Bronson Daniels starts getting up, so Sierra grabs him by the head before pulling him back to his feet- JUST FOR BRONSON TO COME TO HIS SENSES AND HIT SIERRA WITH A FOREARM! That caught Sierra off guard and forced her to stumble back, AND NOW BRONSON JUMPS ONTO THE TOP ROPE BEFORE IMMEDIATELY BOUNCING OFF OF IT, DROPPING SIERRA WITH A BEAUTIFUL SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK! SIERRA ROLLS OVER AND STUMBLES TO THE ROPES ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE RING, AND BRINSON DANIELS RUNS IN BEFORE SENDING HER OUT OF THE RING WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
Jake Mercer: Bronson Daniels rushes up to the top rope as Mei Sasaki rushes over to Sierra’s side to help her up… And I’ll be honest, I don’t think this is where Mei wants to be right now! BRONSON DANIELS WITH A DIVING TRUST FALL, TAKING OUT BOTH SIERRA BRADFORD AND MEI SASAKI AS THE FANS CHEER BRONSON ON!!! Bronson Daniels is clearly feeling the energy of the fans here tonight as he looks to overcome the numbers advantage the Queen Bees have presented for him! Bronson sends Sierra into the ring before following behind, AND AS SIERRA GETS BACK UP, BRONSON GOES FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!
Flannery McCoy: SIERRA FALLS FORWARD BEFORE IT COULD CONNECT THOUGH, HITTING BRONSON WITH A SCORPION KICK! BRONSON WAS ROCKED BY THAT KICK, AND NOW SIERRA GRABS BRONSON AND PULLS HIM INTO A FRONT FACELOCK BEFORE RUNNING ACROSS THE TURNBUCKLES! TORNADO DDT BY SIERRA BRADFORD, DROPPING BRONSON DANIELS ONTO HIS HEAD!!! SIERRA NOW WITH THE FIRST COVER OF THE MATCH AS SHE HOOKS THE LEGS!
ONE!
TWO-
Flannery McCoy: IT’S NOT OVER YET, THOUGH! BRONSON JUST GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!! Bronson is still in this match!
Stew-O: You’re right about that one, and I don’t think Sierra’s much of a fan of that as she just applied a rear chinlock, hoping to keep Bronson down on the mat as an attempt to stomp him from getting back into this! Holds like this usually don’t get the job done, but it’ll give Sierra time to think of her next move, all while Bronson is unable to recover and instead has to try and fight out of the hold! The fans are clapping and cheering Bronson on though, and we’ve see in the past just how far he’s willing to go in order to send all the people who’ve supported him home happy!
Jake Mercer: Bronson Daniels is slowly powering himself back up to his feet! Bronson is on his knees, and now he plants one foot down on the mat before getting back to his feet, AND THERE’S A PUNCH TO SIERRA’S MIDSECTION! SIERRA IS QUICKLY ABLE TO ADAPT THOUGH, PUSHING BRONSON INTO THE ROPES BEFORE GOING FOR A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE- WAIT NO! BRONSON AVOIDS IT BEFORE GRABBING SIERRA FROM BEHIND AND DELIVERING A HALF AND HALF SUPLEX! SIERRA ROLLS AWAY AND PULLS HERSELF INTO THE CORNER, BUT I DON’T THINK SHE’S SAFE JUST YET!
Flannery McCoy: BRONSON RUNS IN, AND HE QUICKLY HITS SIERRA WITH A PUMP KICK, CAUSING HER TO STUMBLE OUT OF THE CORNER! Bronson now lifting Sierra up into a fireman’s carry as he makes an attempt to put this match away, AND THERE IT IS! NIGHT NIGHT- WAIT NO! SIERRA CAUGHT THE KNEE BEFORE SWEEPING BRONSON’S OTHER LEG, AND NOW SHE GOES FOR A JUMPING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP, BUT BRONSON JUST BARELY MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY! Both Elitists get back to their feet before charging at each other, AND THERE’S THE BATMAN PUNCH!!!
Stew-O: NO! THE BATMAN PUNCH NEARLY CONNECTED BUT SIERRA WAS JUST BARELY ABLE TO AVOID IT BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES!!! ELECTRIC FEEL- NO!! BRONSON AVOIDS THE ELECTRIC FEEL AND NOW IT’S HIS TURN TO RUN THE ROPES AS SIERRA IS TOO BUSY GETTING BACK TO HER FEET! WOW, WHAT A LEAPING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP BY BRONSON DANIELS, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THAT’S NOT ALL, EITHER! BRONSON QUICKLY RUNS THE ROPES ONE MORE TIME AS SIERRA IS DOWN ON THE MAT, AND HE GOES FOR THE FLYING BRONSONS!!
Jake Mercer: WAIT, NO!! SIERRA JUST ROLLED OUT OF THE RING, JUST BARELY AVOIDING THE MOVE!
Flannery McCoy: Mei Sasaki is helping Sierra back up as Bronson gets back to his feet, and he just shakes his head. Bronson now rolling out of the ring, and it looks like Mei Sasaki is getting in Bronson’s way so he can’t get to Sierra! Bronson knows that he needs to be careful here as he’d rather get the chance to defeat Sierra decisively than have things break out between him and Mei, BUT SIERRA CAPITALIZES OFF OF THIS DISTRACTION AND HITTING BRONSON WITH A BICYCLE KICK! Sierra grabs Bronson, AND SHE USES ALL HER STRENGTH TO SEND HIM CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE!
Stew-O: Sierra sends Bronson back into the ring now, and she heads all the way up to the top turnbuckle as she seems to have something planned! SIERRA NOW DIVING OFF THE TOP ROPE AS SHE LOOKS FOR MURDER IN COLOR- NO!!! BRONSON IS ABLE TO GET THE KNEES UP, STOPPING HER FROM GETTING THE CONNECTION SHE WANTED AS INSTEAD OF LANDING ON BRONSON’S MIDSECTION SHE LANDED RIGHT ON HIS KNEES!! SIERRA ROLLS OFF OF BRONSON AS BOTH ELITISTS GET BACK UP, BUT I THINK IT’S OBVIOUS WHO MANAGED TO GET UP FIRST AFTER THAT!
Jake Mercer: CHROME HEART TAGS!!!! CHROME HEART TAGS CONNECTS AND THIS DROPS SIERRA BRADFORD ONTO THE MAT!!! BRONSON DANIELS NOW HOOKING THE LEGS, AND THAT MIGHT JUST BE ALL FOR THIS ONE AS MEI SASAKI IS FORCED TO WATCH HER QUEEN BEES PARTNER TAKE A LOSS!!!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE-
Jake Mercer: WAIT A SECOND, NO! IT’S STILL NOT OVER, SIERRA BRADFORD IS NOT OUT OF THIS ONE!!! SIERRA MANAGED TO GET THE SHOULDER UP JUST BEFORE THREE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE BRONSON STILL HAS MORE WORK TO DO IF HE WANTS THE VICTORY TONIGHT! Sierra’s been in EAW since 2019, and in the past few years since her debut she’s had a lot of great performances! She’s definitely a threat, and Bronson needs another major move fast if he wants to keep her down!
Flannery McCoy: It’s not often that you say something that actually makes sense, but you’re completely right. Bronson Daniels has just backed up into the corner, and it looks like he’s setting up for something as he waits for Sierra to get back up! I don’t even think Sierra knows where she is after getting kicked in the head like that, but she’s able to get to all fours before slowly starting to push herself back up- AND NOW BRONSON CHARGES IN! MICKEY I KNOCKED YOUR HEAD OFF-
Stew-O: SIERRA JUST AVOIDED IT, TURNING AND RUNNING TO THE CORNER AS BRONSON GETS BACK UP!!! SIERRA STEPS OFF THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE AS BRONSON GETS BACK UP AND RUSHES TOWARDS HER- JUST TO GET HIT IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH AN ENZUIGIRI!!! THAT’S SEROTONIN, THE CORNER SPRINGBOARD ENZUIGIRI!!!! IT CONNECTS, AND SIERRA QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER AS SHE LOOKS FOR A WIN OVER THE KING OF ELITE FINALIST!! IS THAT ALL FOR BRONSON DANIELS TONIGHT!?
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE-
Jake Mercer: OH COME ON!! BRONSON DANIELS KICKS OUT JUST BEFORE THREE, HOW IS THIS MATCH STILL ON!?!?? BRONSON DANIELS STILL ISN’T DOWN, WHICH MEANS THAT SIERRA STILL DOESN’T HAVE THIS MATCH WON!!! Sierra Bradford is clearly getting frustrated with how things have gone, and I don’t blame her. Bronson Daniels has been super resilient tonight, but I think the reason why is obvious. Back when he first started wrestling it was speculated that Bronson might not even be human, because he just wouldn’t stay down no matter what he was hit with! Some say that he actually came from outer space and landed on Earth as a child. At first I didn’t want to believe it, but it looks like it’s true after all. :francis:
Flannery McCoy: That sounds… I won’t question it. All that matters right now is that this match is still on, AND NOW SIERRA JUST BEGINS PUNCHING AWAY AT BRONSON, LOOKING TO MAKE HIM PAY FOR GETTING THE SHOULDERS UP RATHER THAN JUST STAYING DOWN!! Sierra delivering elbows and forearms now as Bronson is too exhausted to fully block these attacks, BUT BRONSON FINALLY PUSHES SIERRA OFF OF HIM! Bronson rolls to the ropes, slowly starting to use them to get back to his feet, AND NOW SIERRA TAKES THAT AS HER OPPORTUNITY TO STRIKE! PRIMA DONNA-
Stew-O: BRONSON PULLS HIMSELF OUT OF THE WAY! SIERRA GETS HER BOOT STUCK ON THE TOP ROPE, AND NOW BRONSON SPRINGBOARDS HIMSELF OFF OF THE MIDDLE ROPE, DROPPING SIERRA WITH A LEG DROP!!!! Bronson Daniels slamming the mat as he’s clearly pumping himself up and forcing himself to get back to his feet after that enzuigiri he took moments ago! Sierra Bradford uses the ropes to get back up, BUT BRONSON DELIVERS A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION BEFORE SENDING SIERRA TO THE OPPOSITE PAIR OF ROPES! SIERRA HOLDS ONTO THE ROPES THOUGH, AND NOW BRONSON CHARGES IN!
Jake Mercer: SIERRA GETS A BOOT UP THOUGH, CAUSING BRONSON TO STUMBLE BACKWARDS A BIT! SIERRA NOW RUNNING INTO BRONSON THOUGH, RAMMING HIM BACK FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES AS BRONSON DROPS DOWN INTO A SEATED POSITION! SIERRA BRADFORD NOW BEGINNING TO RELENTLESSLY STOMP AWAY AT THE FORMER INTERWIRE CHAMPION, AND THE REFEREE IS FORCED TO BEGIN A COUNT- BUT BEFORE HE COULD GET VERY FAR SIERRA PULLS BRONSON OUT OF THE CORNER! It looks like Sierra has something planned as she’s starting to pull Bronson back to his feet- BUT BRONSON DELIVERS A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT, CATCHING THE FORMER UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPION OFF GUARD!
Flannery McCoy: Sierra now swinging at Bronson, BUT BRONSON DUCKS UNDER IT BEFORE HITTING SIERRA WITH A FOREARM! THERE’S A SECOND FOREARM NOW! AND A THIRD! BRONSON WITH FOREARM AFTER FOREARM, DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO TAKE SIERRA DOWN AS SIERRA IS BACKED UP INTO THE ROPES! Bronson is forced to back off as the referee started the rope break count, AND SIERRA LOOKED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE WITH A RIGHT HAND BUT BRONSON BLOCKED IT! BRONSON SWINGING AT SIERRA NOW- BUT THIS TIME IT’S SIERRA THAT AVOIDS IT, DUCKING THE CLOTHESLINE BEFORE SWEEPING BRONSON’S LEGS!
Stew-O: Sierra now running the ropes, AND SHE GOES FOR A SHINING WIZARD TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD- BUT BRONSON IS ABLE TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AND GET BACK TO A KNEE! Sierra is able to get back up and go after Bronson, BUT BRONSON HITS SIERRA WITH A FOREARM AND CAUSES HER TO STUMBLE BACK! This time Sierra is able to respond though, hitting Bronson with an elbow! Bronson manages to stand his ground though, HITTING SIERRA WITH ANOTHER UPPERCUT, ONCE AGAIN CAUSING HER TO BACKPEDAL AS HE CHARGES IN LOOKING FOR A BATMAN PUNCH!
Jake Mercer: WOAH, WHAT A COUNTER FROM SIERRA!!! WITH ONLY A SECOND TO REACT SIERRA WAS ABLE TO CONNECT WITH A BICYCLE KICK, AND THAT TOOK BRONSON OUT OF THE AIR BEFORE DROPPING HIM TO A KNEE!!! SIERRA RUNS THE ROPES NOW, AND SHE CONNECTS WITH A SHINING WIZARD TO THE FACE, TAKING BRONSON DOWN ONTO THE MAT!!!! Things are going Sierra Bradford’s way right now, and Mei Sasaki seems to love what she is seeing! The Queen Bees already got a huge win with the Empress of Elite tournament, but a victory against an Elitist like Bronson Daniels would be a great thing to add to the resume!
Flannery McCoy: Mei is cheering Sierra on and telling her to finish it, and it looks like Sierra is planning to do exactly that! Sierra Bradford is pulling Bronson Daniels up, AND SHE KICKS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION FOR GOOD MEASURE, BEFORE FINALLY BEGINNING TO SCOOP HIM UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS USING ALL THE STRENGTH SHE HAS LEFT! SIERRA IS SETTING UP FOR THE MESSAGES FROM THE STARS!!! SHE HAS BRONSON IN THE BACKBREAKER RACK, AND NOW SHE TOSSES HIM OVER ONTO HIS FEET AND GOES FOR THE KNEE STRIKE-
Stew-O: NO! BRONSON CAUGHT THE KNEE BEFORE PUSHING IT AWAY!!! BRONSON NOW GRABBING SIERRA BY THE ARM BEFORE PULLING HER IN, RIGHT INTO A RANHEI!!!! THE RANHEI CONNECTS AS SIERRA WAS DROPPED RIGHT ONTO HER BACK, BUT FOR SOME REASON BRONSON DANIELS ISN’T GOING FOR THE COVER, EVEN AFTER AVOIDING MESSAGES FROM THE STARS AND CATCHING HER OFF GUARD WITH THAT RANHEI!! It seems like Bronson Daniels has even more planned for Sierra, and it doesn’t look like he’s wasting any time showcasing this as he begins running the ropes before Sierra could even begin to stir!
Jake Mercer: MEI SASAKI CALLS SIERRA’S NAME OUT AND TRIES TO WARN HER, BUT IT’S NOT ENOUGH AS BRONSON IS ABLE TO CONNECT WITH “FLYING BRONSONS” THE SAME MOVE SIERRA MANAGED TO AVOID EARLIER IN THE MATCH!!! Bronson Daniels with a second major move in a row, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE STILL ISN’T DONE AS HE ROLLS BACKWARDS ONTO HIS FEET BEFORE GRABBING SIERRA AND PULLING HER UP INTO A FRONT FACELOCK! BRONSON NOW WITH THE UNDERHOOK AS HE LIFTS HER UP… SAVAGE MODE!!!! SAVAGE MODE CONNECTS AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE COMBINATION OF MOVES TO THE BACK AND MIDSECTION DID TOO MUCH DAMAGE FOR SIERRA TO FIGHT OUT OF IT! BRONSON WITH THE COVER!!!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner…. BBBBRRRRROOOOONNNNSSOOOONNNNN DDDDAAAAAANNNNNIIIEEELLSSS!!!!!!
Stew-O: BRONSON DOES IT! Bronson Daniels picks up the victory, but it was by no means easy! Sierra had Bronson in position to put this one away, but once Bronson found the counter he was able to hit a devastating combination with the Ranhei, Flying Bronsons and Savage Mode all back to back, not giving Sierra any time to breathe!
Jake Mercer: Not many people would be able to get up after a combination like that, as much as I hate to say it! Unfortunately the Queen Bees take a loss tonight with this, and I’m sure none of them will be too happy that Bronson managed to defeat Sierra, although I’m sure that’s the least of Bronson’s concerns at this point.
Flannery McCoy: Bronson just did a great job of bouncing back from his loss at King of Elite. I’m looking forward to seeing what’s next for him. Congratulations to Bronson Daniels!
(‘Runnin’ is heard playing as all of the fans in the arena cheer. Mei Sasaki pulls Sierra Bradford out of the ring to check on her, meanwhile Bronson Daniels slowly finds the strength to push himself back up to his feet, having his hand raised by the referee with a smile on his face. Bronson Daniels climbs to the middle rope and looks at the crowd, and from there Bronson Daniels celebrates his victory while Dynasty fades away from ringside.)
( Returning from a brief commercial break, we’re situated backstage in the Scotiabank Saddledome, where the camera settles on Michael Belfort, focusing on the man behind the camera as he cleared his throat, awaiting his sign to begin the segment. Michael Belfort was dressed in his usual three-piece suit and a microphone rests in the palm of his hand. A true backstage correspondent of CLASS and a man very determined to do his job to perfection, as , Michael raises the microphone to his lips and begins to address the millions watching at home as well as the hundreds inside of the arena. )
Michael Belfort: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome at this time, Joso.
( The crowd would be able to muster some of their cheers backstage, which was remarkable for how far away the site was to where the interview was being taken. But at that moment, the former Interwire Champion, Joso, made his way into the view of the camera; wearing a black tee with white letters sprawled in the middle spelling, ‘Himso’, a new piece of Joso merch no available in the EAWShop.Com Store; go get yours now! Joso stood next to Michael, who nodded towards Joso with a grin . )
Michael Belfort: Thank you so much for your time tonight Joso, I am sure you’re an extremely busy person; but there is a couple questions the EAW Universe is looking to ask you following the events that conspired after last week’s airing of Friday Night Dynasty.
Joso: Last friday, huh? You know what, Michael? I like you, you direct wit iit and I respect that because when you talk Joso? You talk money. Because my TIME is money, and I don’t mess with my bag. So let’s get down to it, last week was a busy week for Himothy, Himmy Turner, Himzel Washington, Himso – me. Because I was stuck running around the arena all night, getting a nice lil’ victory over Lethal Angel earlier in the night and showing that I really DO this… Before getting myself an up close and person look at the Main Event of Dynasty with Amir Yusuf and Scotty Diamonds’.
Joso: And look – before I say anything else? Yeah, there might have been SOME narrative for me to come out there and make the night a lil’ choppy for Amir Yusuf, I mean with an opportunity like that… The story writes itself, don’t it? If you know me, you know that I’m about my business; and my business is getting my Interwire Championship back from Amir Yusuf who stole it from me at King of Elite, and last week? Last week was going to propel me to the spot I needed to be at to get my rematch and my GET BACK against Amir, to regain my prestigious, beautiful Interwire Championship back. That was the plan, that’s all it ever had to be. Now Michael, you think things are still going to plan?
Michael Belfort: Well based on your tone, I don’t necessarily think so. :lupe:
Joso: Intuition at it’s finest, you smart too? Love to see it. No Michael, things aren’t going to plan right now; because whilst I’m trying to go about my business? Scott Diamond went and crossed the line. See, I set the distraction for him personally – sure, did I make a small mistake that might’ve left his jaw sore in the morning? Maybe. But where did that land him in the end? WIth a distracted Amir that he easily took an advantage of to get the win, that’s all it ever needed to be. I addressed the mistake, I wasn’t looking for no smoke – but the smoke came to me. And do you wanna know something, Michael? I’m a GBG baby, so [CENSORED] I’ma click till it’s done.
Michael Belfort: …. What? :tripleh:
Joso: Kay Flock, Michael; gotta put you on. But in other words, I’m gonna have to dish Amir to the side for now and focus on dishing out a little bit of vengeance on the old-timer who thinks he can put hands on Joso and walk away clean like it never even happened. I ain’t ever in my career gonna be a victim to someone else’s onslaught, and little does Scott Diamond know he made the biggest mistake he could’ve in this return he tryna amount for himself. I don’t blame him for being out of the loop on how thing’s be running here now, don’t know if he owns a TV to watch the product; so I’ma do him the favor and give him a slice of reality, up close and REAL personal – ya get me? I’ll just be damned if I left a big old bozo try and walk over people here, more specifically – walk over ME.
Joso: And besides, beating yet another washed up, Hall of Fame bum to come back and resurface onto the EAW scene to try and run up on me? Sure does look good for the highlight reel don’t it? And if Scotty Boy is tryna run away from the smoke now? That’s all cool with me, because now he gave me am mission that I have no problem going out of my way to find him MYSELF just to complete it. Because when Joso shoots?
( Joso says, leaning into the microphone before looking at Michael Belfort, raising an eyebrow to him as if he was waiting for him to finish the quote… )
Michael Belfrot: You don’t mis –
Joso: I don’t miss, it’s my quote; you don’t get to do that.
Michael Belfort: Oh well no I just thought –
Joso: You think too much, too smart for ya own good; c’mon now. :ufdup:
( Joso said, giving a very perplexed look towards Michael who was purely just confused in the matter as he tried to explain himself, as Joso began backing himself off of the set away from Michael as Belfort turned back to the camera, the interview finishing up. )
Michael Belfort: Back to you guys in the studio.
( And with that, the camera panned back towards the arena as the ring was already set up for upcoming match. )
(Friday Night Dynasty fades back into show Stephie Love with a smile on her face and a microphone in her hand, ready to announce the next match!)
Stephie Love: The following singles match is a contest set for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Toad’ by Justin Hurwitz is heard playing up with the camera going to show Scott Diamond make his way out from the backstage area. He has a serious look on his face while he paces around the stage, the crowd showing their support for the EAW Hall of Famer. He takes a deep breath while pyro shoots out behind him, before beginning to make his way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Long Island, New York… weighing in at 262 pounds… ‘THE MAD TITAN’… SCOTT DIAMOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘first death’ by TK from Ling Tosite Sigure is heard playing up with the crowd giving a loud reaction for Jay Jerry Johnson who makes his way out from the backstage area. He knows that this is an important match for him and he’s going to have to take it seriously if he’s going to get a victory. He pops his neck before making his way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Bridgeport, Connecticut… weighing 206 pounds… ‘CHARISMATIC ARTIST’… JAY JERRY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Flannery McCoy: This match is underway AND JAY JERRY JOHNSON COMES SPRINTING OUT OF THE CORNER! HE’S LOOKING TO END THIS MATCH RIGHT AWAY AND HE KNOCKS SCOTT DOWN WITH THE ‘FLAMBAGE SHOT’! THAT IMPACTFUL CLAYMORE KICK TOOK DOWN THE HALL OF FAMER AND JAY JUMPS ON SCOTT FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWW-
Jake Mercer: SCOTT DIAMOND BASICALLY BENCH PRESSES TRIPLE J OFF OF HIM AND HE LOOKS PISSED! JAY IS BACK TO HIS FEET RATHER QUICKLY BUT HE CAN’T CATCH SCOTT OFF GUARD TWICE! SCOTT DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE BUT JAY HITS THE ROPES AND TRIES FOR ANOTHER ‘FLAMBAGE SHOT’!
Stew-O: SCOTT CATCHES THE LEG AND SNAPS JERRY TO THE MAT! Scott is all over Jay Jerry Johnson now, pummeling him with those massive forearm shots! Jay tries to defend himself but Scott pulls him up by the hair and rocks Jay with a brutal knee to the jaw! Jay is thrown into the ropes and Scott turns him inside out with a huge lariat!
Flannery McCoy: I doubt that Scott Diamond expected Jay Jerry Johnson to go for a big move right after the bell rang, but I can’t say I blame him for that. Scott Diamond may be the most intimidating opponent Jay has faced since his arrival in this company and he has to go big here tonight and pull out all the stops.
Jake Mercer: But if anyone can handle it, it’s Triple J! Did you know that when Jay was the tender age of 12, he competed in Australia’s Outback Wrestling Federation and defeated The Krazy Kangaroo to become the OWF World Lightweight Intercontinental National Champion?
Flannery McCoy: So you’re telling me a 12-year old boy beat someone named Krazy Kangaroo for a title with multiple names? Sounds made up :francis:.
Jake Mercer: I swear, and the best part of this is that Krazy Kangaroo wasn’t a person, Flan. He was a literal kangaroo. Not to say any names, but there are two Hall of Famers in this company who got the snot beat out of them not too long ago by a kangaroo, and Jay defeated one… AT THE AGE OF 12!
Stew-O: Be that as it may, Scott Diamond is putting the boots to Triple J right now. He finally reaches down to pull him up, and Scott lifts Jay into the air for a vertical suplex! He holds him there for several, long agonizing seconds as all the blood rushes to Jay’s head. Scott finally slams him down and hooks the leg for the cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: Jay gets the shoulder up but Scott doesn’t seem bothered. He elects to keep the match on the mat, looking to wear down his opponent. He has Jay wrapped in a side headlock, but Jay is a great competitor. He’s taken a lot of tough losses this season but imagine how much he could benefit from a win here tonight!
Flannery McCoy: It would certainly be an upset and it seems like that’s on Jay’s mind too. He’s trying to get up, but Scott just slams his head into the mat. He peppers the side of Jay’s skull with some heavy right hands, and transitions into a triangle choke!
Stew-O: Jay is aware of where they’re at, gets his foot on the bottom rope, and Scott releases the choke before the referee can start the count. He pulls Jay to his feet and Irish whips him into the corner! Scott runs towards Jay, but Jay gets his feet up! He catches Scott in the jaw, but Scott shakes it off and nearly decapitates Jay with a corner clothesline! He drags Jay out of the corner, grips him by the waist, and takes him down with a bridging German suplex!
Flannery McCoy: :comeagain: Well who knew Scott Diamond was flexible?
Stew-O: The referee starts to count!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: Jay gets the shoulder up!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think Scott’s done with the German suplexes though! He maintains control of Jay, deadlifts him up, and emphatically slams him down with another text book German! Scott is back to his feet and it looks like he’s trying to end the match now! HE PULLS TRIPLE J UP INTO ‘THE VORTEX’!
Stew-O: BUT JAY FIGHTS BACK! He elbows Scott in the head multiple times before he’s sat back on his feet! Scott goes for a wild lariat, but Jay dodges it and pulls Scott down into a roll-up! He’s going to steal the match!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: Scott kicks out and both men are up! Jay goes for the arm, but Scott catches him in the gut with a knee! An elbow to the back of the head drops Jay to his knees and Scott sends him sprawling back onto the mat with a running big boot! He decides not to go for the cover and kicks Jay onto his stomach! Scott with a front facelock now and he is lifting Triple J up! ‘DEAD LEVEL DDT’! Jay has been spiked on his head with that front facelock DDT combination! Now he’s got the cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRR-
Flannery McCoy: JAY KICKS OUT!
Stew-O: Gotta admire Jay’s fighting spirit, but Scott doesn’t look impressed. He scoops Jay off the mat by the hair and whips him into the ropes!
Jake Mercer: Jay manages to duck the clothesline and hooks his arms on the ropes! Scott whirls around and charges towards Jay, but Jay wisely drags the ropes down and Scott goes spilling to the outside!
Flannery McCoy: This could be a slight opening for Jay, but he’s got to take advantage of it. Scott’s already pushing himself off the ground.
Stew-O: RUNNING BASEBALL SLIDE! Scott goes flying back into the barricades! Jay’s on the ground now and he hits a big boot on Scott! Jay with a series of punches and kicks to the head, chest, and gut, and he follows up by whipping Scott into the ring post! Scott is sprawled out on the floor and Jay puts the boots to him!
Jake Mercer: Extremely smart of Jay to make sure Scott doesn’t get a breather at this juncture. Jay now has Scott by the hair and he slams him face first off the hardest part of the ring! Scott staggers back and Jay with a violent chop right across the chest! He catches Scott with a solid right hand to the jaw and lands another chop! Scott is kicked in the stomach and Jay bounces his face off the ring apron again! Jay lifts Scott up and rolls him into the ring!
Flannery McCoy: Jay’s up on the apron AND THERE’S A SPRINGBOARD 450 SPLASH!!! JAY LANDS ON TOP OF SCOTT AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTT-
Stew-O: SCOTT KICKS OUT AND TRIES TO GET UP, BUT LOOK AT JAY! JAY SCRAMBLES TO KEEP SCOTT GROUNDED AND HE LOCKS IN THE NOGI NINJA CHOKE! JAY IS GOING TO TRY FOR THE CHOKE OUT BUT SCOTT IS REACHING FOR JAY’S LEGS! HE IS TRYING TO FREE HIMSELF FROM THIS HOLD BUT JAY HAS HIS OWN ARMS AND LEGS WRAPPED TIGHTLY AROUND SCOTT!!!
Flannery McCoy: JAY IS SCREAMING AT THE REFEREE TO ASK SCOTT IF HE QUITS, BUT SCOTT GOT HIS ARM FREE! HE’S SLAMMING HIS FIST INTO JAY’S ANKLE AND YOU KNOW THAT HAS TO HURT! JAY’S TRYING TO HANG ON BUT HE FINALLY RELINQUISHED THE CHOKE, AND SCOTT MAKES A GRAB FOR THE ROPES!
Jake Mercer: HE DOESN’T GET THEM! JAY GRABBED HIM BY THE ANKLE AND IS PULLING HIM TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING! HE IS LOOKING FOR A HEEL HOOK BUT SCOTT CATCHES HIM IN THE ANKLE WITH HIS FREE LEG! HE KICKS THE HELL OUT OF JAY UNTIL JAY LETS GO AND SCOTT SWEEPS THE OTHER MAN’S FEET OUT FROM UNDER HIM!
Stew-O: Jay is down on the mat now and Scott seizes the chance to do some damage to the ankle! He is absolutely brutalizing Jay’s ankle with those stiff elbows and Scott’s back up now! He grabs the foot and there’s THE ANKLE LOCK! SCOTT HAS THE ANK-
Flannery McCoy: JAY KICKS SCOTT AWAY, TAKES HIM DOWN, AND ROLLS HIM OVER INTO A CRUCIFIX STYLE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRR-
Stew-O: SCOTT KICKS OUT AND BOTH MEN HURRY TO GET UP! JAY IS FIRST BUT SCOTT DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE! HE GETS JERRY FROM BEHIND AND ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS HIM WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! JAY SLAMS INTO THE CORNER!
Flannery McCoy: :lupe: The back of Jay’s head struck the turnbuckles and Scott is zeroing in on that now. He stomps Jay in the head a couple of times before hauling him back and throwing him across the ring with another release German suplex!
Jake Mercer: The Hall of Famer has a smirk on his face and that’s not good news for Jay. Jay’s trying to push himself up, but Scott stomps on his lower back. He stomps on Jay a few more times before dragging him to the center of the ring and forcing him into a camel clutch!
Stew-O: I don’t think Scott Diamond is even looking for a submission right here. He just wants to soften up Jay’s lower back. To give Jay some credit, he’s trying for the ropes, but Scott just releases the hold and Jay’s face hits the mat. Jay is pulled back to his feet and Scott looks for a forearm, but Jay manages to block! Jay blocked the forearm and hit one of his own! Scott fires back, but Jay blocks it again! Scott eats several more elbows to the jaw before Jay is able to gain control! He Irish whips Scott across the ring and takes off running!
Flannery McCoy: Face wash style kick connects and so does a huge European uppercut! Jay is now going to town with kicks and punches, striking Scott all over! Scott tries to defend himself, but Jay catches him in the face with a palm strike. That fires up Scott and he decks Jay with a massive right hand! Jay is forced back, which puts some distance between the two men, and Scott pushes out of the corner to take Jay down with a huge shoulder block style tackle!
Jake Mercer: Scott is lighting Jay up right now and there’s very little Jay can do to stop his opponent. He created a small window of opportunity for himself earlier in the match, but it’s plain as day that the momentum is back on Scott Diamond’s side. Jay is tossed into the ropes but he manages to hook his arms once again. This time, Scott is able to dump Jay over the top rope but look! JAY JERRY JOHNSON LANDED ON HIS FEET!
Stew-O: Scott turns around and sees Jay on the apron, and that prompts him to charge at Jay! Jay catches him with a massive forearm shot but Scott shrugs it off! He comes barreling towards Jay again BUT JAY WITH A PELE KICK! SCOTT STUMBLES AROUND AND JAY LEAPS ON THE ROPES, TAKING SCOTT DOWN WITH A SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SHOT!
Jake Mercer: RUNNING JUMPING FOREARM NEARLY TAKES SCOTT OFF HIS FEET, BUT THE RUNNING BASEMENT STYLE DROPKICK THAT FOLLOWS GETS SCOTT INTO THE CORNER! SCOTT SHAKES THE COBWEBS OUT AND HEADS BACK TOWARDS JAY! JAY GOES FOR ANOTHER JUMPING FOREARM, BUT SCOTT CATCHES HIM IN A BEAR HUG AND SLAMS HIM DOWN WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!
Flannery McCoy: The momentum takes Triple J out of the ring, but Scott isn’t about to let up now. He climbs out after Jay, who’s back up, and greets him with a kick to the gut! Jay is forced back into the barricades but Scott grabs him and hurls him back first into the ring apron!
Stew-O: Scott pulls Jay towards him and he tosses him overhead with a nasty T-bone suplex! Jay is in a lot of trouble right now and Scott’s rolling him back into the ring. Jay tries to head for the corner, but Scott is quick to put a stop to that. He lifts Jay onto his shoulder and heads for the turnbuckles but Jay with a quick elbow! He slips down, drives Scott chest first into the corner, AND HE ROLLS HIM UP! JAY WITH A ROLL-UP FOR THE WIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRR-
Jake Mercer: SCOTT KICKS OUT!
Flannery McCoy: BOTH MEN ARE BACK TO THEIR FEET AND THEY COLLIDE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! THAT NEAR FALL HAS INJECTED SOME LIFE BACK INTO JAY JERRY JOHNSON AND HAS FIRED UP SCOTT DIAMOND! THEY ARE EXCHANGING RIGHTS AND LEFTS NOW! SCOTT CLEARLY HAS THE SIZE ADVANTAGE AND IS ABLE TO FORCE JAY BACK AGAINST THE ROPES!
Jake Mercer: JAY DEFENDS HIMSELF BY JABBING HIS KNEE INTO SCOTT’S STOMACH! HE FOLLOWS UP WITH A KNEE TO THE JAW, AND FENDS SCOTT OFF WITH A SERIES OF MACHINE-GUN STYLE CHOPS! JAY BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND LOOKS FOR THE LARIAT, BUT SCOTT DUCKS AND GRABS JAY BY THE WAIST! JAY KNOCKS HIM IN THE TEMPLE WITH AN ELBOW AND MANAGES TO BRING SCOTT DOWN WITH HIS OWN GERMAN SUPLEX! JAY FLOATS OVER SCOTT AND DROPS A KNEE ACROSS SCOTT’S FACE! JAY RUNS THE ROPES, LEAPS IN THE AIR, AND LANDS A LEG DROP RIGHT ACROSS SCOTT’S THROAT!
Stew-O: HE DOESN’T GO FOR THE COVER! INSTEAD, JAY JERRY JOHNSON FORCES SCOTT TO HIS FEET AND HE’S TRYING TO LIFT HIM UP! WHAT AN IMPRESSIVE SHOW OF STRENGTH FOR JAY JERRY JOHNSON AS HE GETS SCOTT INTO POSITION FOR HIS VARIATION OF THE BURNING HAMMER!
Flannery McCoy: BUT HE CAN’T HIT IT! SCOTT WAS ABLE TO FREE HIMSELF AND JAY IS TAKEN DOWN WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! SCOTT LOOKS FOR A CROSSFACE STYLE SUBMISSION, BUT JAY SNAGS THE ROPES AND PULLS HIMSELF ONTO THE APRON! SCOTT LUNGES TOWARDS HIM, BUT JAY DARTS BETWEEN THE ROPES AND CATCHES SCOTT WITH A SHOULDER! ANOTHER PELE KICK FROM THE APRON SENDS SCOTT TO THE MAT, AND JAY SLIPS BACK INSIDE THE RING TO GO FOR A QUICK PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWW-
Jake Mercer: SHOULDER UP!
Stew-O: JAY DOESN’T WASTE ANY TIME ROLLING SCOTT ONTO HIS STOMACH AND GOING FOR THE ARM! JAY FLIPS OVER SCOTT… THAT’S A BRIDGING FUJIWARA ARMBAR!
Flannery McCoy: BUT LOOK AT HOW EASILY SCOTT IS ABLE TO TWIST HIS BODY! HE LITERALLY JUST GOT OUT FROM UNDER JAY, TURNED THE HOLD AROUND, AND IS NOW ON TOP OF JAY WITH THE COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTT-
Jake Mercer: TRIPLE J KICKS OUT BUT LOOK AT SCOTT DIAMOND! HE FORCES JAY INTO A SITTING POSITION AND HOOKS HIM INTO A FULL NELSON! SCOTT LIFTS JAY UP, LETS HIS ARMS GO, AND DROPS HIM DOWN RIGHT ON HIS FACE! SCOTT FLIPS HIM OVER AND GOES FOR A COVER, BUT JAY IS ALREADY KICKING OUT!
Stew-O: THAT’S A PRETTY DEVIOUS SMIRK SCOTT IS WEARING ON HIS FACE AND HE HOISTS JAY UP INTO A POWERBOMB!
Flannery McCoy: SCOTT WHIRLS AROUND, LOOKING TO POWERBOMB JAY ONTO THE TURNBUCKLES, BUT JAY WITH ELBOWS! HE RAINS ELBOWS DOWN ON SCOTT’S HEAD UNTIL HE IS ABLE TO SLITHER OUT OF THE HOLD! JAY RUNS TO THE CORNER, SCRAMBLES TO THE TOP ROPE, AND CLUBS SCOTT WITH A DIVING DOUBLE AX-HANDLE! SCOTT IS ON HIS KNEES AND JAY DECIDES TO RUN THE ROPES TO GET HIMSELF SOME MORE MOMENTUM!
Jake Mercer: RUNNING BICYCLE KICK TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL! SCOTT’S DOWN! JAY GOING FOR THE WIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: NO! SCOTT KICKED OUT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!
Flannery McCoy: The blow to the back of the head seems to have rattled him and Jay can see that! He feels like victory is his right now and he is set to finish off the match!
Jake Mercer: HE’S GOING FOR ‘PROJECT ZEPERION’ BUT SCOTT’S NOT HAVING IT! HE GETS HIS ARMS FREE, LIFTS JAY UP, AND THERE’S A BACK BODY DROP! JAY CRASHES TO THE MAT AND SCOTT QUICKLY POUNCES! KICKS AND STOMPS HIT THEIR MARKS AND NOW JAY IS PULLED BACK UP! SCOTT IS LOOKING FOR ‘THE VORTEX’ BUT JAY RAKES HIM ACROSS THE FACE! JAY SHOVES SCOTT INTO THE ROPES AND LOOKS FOR ANOTHER ROLL-UP, BUT THIS TIME SCOTT ROLLS THROUGH! BOTH MEN ARE UP AND THEY CLOTHESLINE EACH OTHER!
Stew-O: All the credit in the world to Jay Jerry Johnson tonight. He’s been hanging in there with the legendary Scott Diamond and this match isn’t over. In fact, Jay is the first man up and he throws himself over Scott for the pin!
Flannery McCoy: SCOTT KICKS OUT BEFORE THE REFEREE IS IN POSITION AND JAY ATTEMPTS TO PULL HIM UP! SCOTT HITS JAY WITH A SERIES OF FOREARMS AND HE’S LOOKING FOR ‘THE VORTEX’ ONCE AGAIN! JAY ANTICIPATES IT AND IS ABLE TO CATCH SCOTT WITH AN UPPERCUT! JAY GRABS SCOTT BY THE ARM AND ATTEMPTS TO WHIP HIM INTO THE CORNER, BUT SCOTT PLANTS HIS FEET, REVERSES THE MOVE, AND IT’S JAY WHO FINDS HIMSELF VAULTED INTO THE CORNER! SCOTT RUNS TOWARDS HIM, BUT JAY LEAPS UP AND OVER SCOTT! SCOTT MANAGES TO CATCH HIMSELF BEFORE HE CRASHES INTO THE CORNER AND JAY LEAPS UP, CATCHING SCOTT AROUND THE NECK, AND HE ATTEMPTS A BACKSTABBER!
Jake Mercer: SCOTT HAS A HOLD OF THE ROPES AND JAY CAN’T BRING HIM DOWN! SCOTT REACHES BEHIND HIM TO HOOK JAY’S LEGS AND HE WHIRLS AROUND, SQUASHING JAY INTO THE CORNER! SCOTT WALKS THEM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING, GRIPS JAY AROUND THE NECK, AND SNAP MARES HIM OVER INTO A SITTING POSITION! ‘POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK’ CONNECTS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND ONCE AGAIN, SCOTT GOES FOR ‘THE VORTEX’!!!
Stew-O: THE F-5 CONNECTS! SCOTT DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER… SCOTT DIAMOND!!!
( The weirdly named song, ‘Toad’, by Justin Hurwitz begins to play over the PA system and a weary but victorious Scott Diamond lumbers to his feet. The referee raises his hand in victory and Scott seems pretty satisfied to have gotten the win tonight. )
Flannery McCoy: That was a hell of an effort put forth by Jay Jerry Johnson, who always brings his best to the ring, but Scott Diamond just proved to be a little too much for him tonight.
Jake Mercer: Scott’s looked great in the two matches we’ve seen since he returned and I have to wonder wha-
Stew-O: JOSO JUST BLASTED SCOTT DIAMOND FROM BEHIND WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
Flannery McCoy: THIS CROWD IS GOING CRAZY AS THE FORMER INTERWIRE CHAMPION HAS COME OUT AND IS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF SCOTT! SCOTT IS PRACTICALLY UNCONSCIOUS AS JOSO TAKES THE CHAIR TO THE LONG ISLAND NATIVE’S HEAD, AND JOSO IS FIRED UP!
Stew-O: THE REFEREE IS TRYING TO GET A HOLD OF JOSO BUT HE SWINGS THE CHAIR TOWARDS THE REFEREE! HE’S GETTING HIS PAYBACK ON SCOTT FOR WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK!
Jake Mercer: WITH THE FINAL SHOT LANDING ON SCOTT’S BACK, THAT STEEL CHAIR HAS BEEN BENT IN HALF! JOSO TOSSES IT DOWN AND HE’S LAUGHING! HE’S PROUD OF WHAT HE JUST DID TO A HALL OF FAMER!
( Joso looks down at Scott, clearly feeling some type of way over the events that transpired last week. )
Joso: (off-mic) I told you I would hit you back, gang. Old ass [CENSORED]!
( With a final show of disrespect, Joso spits on the fallen Scott Diamond before exiting the ring. )
Jake Mercer: Well. That certainly escalated.
Flannery McCoy: It sure did!
( The camera takes a final shot of the ring, where the referee is now checking on Scott, and Dynasty fades to commercial break. )
( A commercial break for clown school featuring Ronn Banks. Just call him ‘Bozo’ from now on. )
(‘Unf*ckwithable’ by Deez Nuts begin to play through the speakers. The crowd responds to boos as the former Universal Women’s Champion, Sienna Jade, walks out from the back. Sienna looks to be as calm as she can be. Despite how last week panned out during her whole argument with the Empress of Elite tournament, she is trying to keep her head up.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…PLEASE WELCOME AT THIS TIME… SIENNA JADE!!!!!!
Stew-O: Here comes the former Universal Women’s Champion, who lost her title at King of Elite to Dr. Bethany Blue. By the looks of things, she is looking ahead to the future and it seems like she’s set her sights on the…Empress of Elite tournament.
Flannery McCoy: Sienna Jade, last week, mentioned about how the whole Empress of Elite crown is pointless and that the tournament was better left dead and that rubbed a few women in the back the wrong way, most notably the CURRENT Empress of Elite, Serenity Valdez and the former Empress of Elite, Madison Kaline.
Jake Mercer: Now, this is a pretty bold stance to take. It’s not something that people are so passionate talking about. From the looks on social media, there are people who don’t agree with Sienna Jade. They think that she might have gone far with some of her statements, but she looks to address her statements from last week. Now, let’s see what she has to say.
(‘Unf*ckwithable’ dies down as the crowd is still heard booing at Sienna Jade, who clearly just wants to get this promo over with.)
Sienna Jade: Now, whenever I hold this microphone, I expect for people to have some sort of reaction. I expect for a bunch of salty [censored] to be sending me death threats on social media because they’re so triggered about what I got to say. Do you know what I have to say about that? Let them be triggered. Let these snowflakes try to tell me that I’m wrong with expressing my opinion like there’s the slightest chance of me changing my mind. No, when Sienna Jade has her opinion, it’s difficult to change her mind. In regards to last week, people were pressed all around the backstage locker room and on social media about what I had to say about the whole Empress of Elite concept. “Sienna, you can’t say that!” “Sienna, how dare you tear down an opportunity that has showcased so many women!” And, do you think that if I didn’t have my reasons, I would tear it down? Oh no, I have my reasons for my opinions regarding the whole Empress of Elite concept and I am going to indulge you salty [censored] and especially, the [censored] in the back, so I recommend that you stop whatever it is you’re doing and pay attention.
(Sienna Jade pauses and looks for what to say next.)
Sienna Jade: Since the start of my whole beef with Dr. Bethany Blue, I see the Empress of Elite crown as pointless and that the whole existence of the tournament was better off dead.
(The crowd begins to boo Sienna Jade, who rolls her eyes. Clearly, she’s not amused by the reception that she’s getting, but it doesn’t phase her.)
Sienna Jade: Yes, it was better off dead considering the controversial history that it came upon its return. Every Empress of Elite is no longer in the company. Every Empress of Elite was promised to be the next big thing and yet, they floundered their opportunity. They took everything that they had for granted. They thought that they were too big for this company and decided not to waste their time here anymore. I could go on about what each of those Empress of Elites did, but — you know what? [Censored] it.
Stew-O: Oh god… 🤦🏻
Flannery McCoy: This isn’t going to be good.
Jake Mercer: Let’s hear her out first though.
(The crowd begins a mixed reception, knowing that the next part is going to be controversial.)
Sienna Jade: Let’s start off with the first Empress of Elite. The first [censored] was hailed as the ‘golden girl’ of the division. She ran rampant on everyone. She was favored by a lot of people behind the scenes. She was unbeatable in most people’s eyes and when it came to face Madison Kaline for the Vixens Championship? She lost. I’d mention her by name, but she’s not relevant for that. The only thing that you need to know is that yours truly ran her off. 😌
Sienna Jade: As for Cailin Dillon, the second Empress of Elite she had herself in the limelight for a cup of coffee. She defeated Madison Kaline in the finals before knocking off Sheridan Muller to capture the Women’s World Championship. She had an amazing opportunity to be the first woman to set the bar for the women’s revolution and yet, she lost motivation or something. We haven’t seen her since, but it’s probably best that she doesn’t show herself around here.
Sienna Jade: Third time’s the charm for Madison Kaline. After two years of failing to become Empress of Elite, she defeated her Sanatorium butt-buddy, Alexis Diemos. No one even remembers her championship match because she got injured and left the company soon after. And then, there was Astraea Jordan, who robbed my queen, Kassidy of the Empress of Elite accomplishment. Now, happily, yours truly was on top of the women’s division and when Astraea faced Madison, it wasn’t the typical one-on-one that she believed she was entitled to. It’s sad because EAW knew that those two couldn’t sell, so they put me to save the match and most importantly, save the women’s division. In the process, Astraea lost and left the company.
Sienna Jade: Fifth Empress was Dr. Bethany Blue, but she spent eleven months ducking the competition around her. She claimed that the other women weren’t interesting to face, but it wasn’t until she saw me with the title that sparked enough interest in her. If she could have waited twenty years, she would have happily. Now, Bethany is the only exception to the rule — at the moment, but each of those Empress of Elites thought that they were the exception to the curse. But, everyone will succumb to the curse, especially —
(‘Run This Town’ by Rihanna featuring Jay-Z cuts off Sienna Jade as the CURRENT Empress of Elite, Serenity Valdez walks out with the crown on top of her head. She looks quite smug about herself as she makes her way down the ramp.)
Jake Mercer: It seems like Sienna Jade’s time for talking has ended. The current Empress of Elite, Serenity Valdez, might have a word or two to say. From last week, it seems like these two are on opposite ends of that whole situation.
Stew-O: Well, do you blame her? She is the current Empress of Elite. Of course, she’s not going to see things from Sienna Jade’s perspective.
Flannery McCoy: Do you see things from Sienna’s perspective, Stew?
Stew-O: Kind of, but I’m not going deep into that rabbit hole.
(Serenity Valdez is inside the ring as she snatches a microphone from the timekeeper. ‘Run This Town’ dies down as she stares Sienna Jade down across the ring.)
Serenity Valdez: You want to talk about how people are salty, but the only salty person I see around is you.
(That right there receives a pop from the crowd as Sienna Jade folds her arms across her chest, clearly not amused by Serenity Valdez’ presence.)
Serenity Valdez: I look at you and I see nothing more than a bitter person. You’re just bitter that. Bethany Blue was the Empress of Elite and that gave her the opportunity to take the Universal Women’s Championship from you. Not only that, but you’re pressed that Madison Kaline did not see things your way last week when she agreed with the Queen Bees on the whole Empress of Elite situation. As she should off because the Queen Bees are never wrong when it comes to these topics. I mean, what did you expect her to do after you called her a “failure of an Empress of Elite?” To me, it’s another example of Sienna Jade being delusional, as per.
Sienna Jade: Are you [censored] stupid? You know? My title loss is something that can be reprimanded with another one because I’m Sienna Jade — someone that you wish to be, Serenity. I know that I’m not the only one that thinks that way about Empress of Elite and the only reason that you disagree is that you’re the current Empress of Elite. Not only that, but you’re young, naive, you don’t know anything about the dark side of this business —
(Serenity Valdez gets close to Sienna Jade’s face, feeling quite irritated.)
Sienna Jade: I’m not in the mood for this and if I were you, I’d get out of my face.
(Serenity Valdez does not get away from Sienna Jade’s face. Instead, she decides to talk closer to Sienna’s face as she tries to be as patient as she possibly can; however, you can see the mad look on her face.)
Serenity Valdez: Or what? Or what, Sienna? You’ll do what? If anything, it should be me that is giving you the warning to get out of my face because you won’t like what I’d do to you if you don’t. There is no one backstage that agrees with your sentiments with Empress of Elite. I got people who have my back. Who do you have to rely on here? No one because you’re nothing more than a delusional —
(Sienna Jade shoves Serenity Valdez away from her as the crowd gets antsy.)
Jake Mercer: Serenity Valdez launches at Sienna Jade, throwing punches at the former Universal Women’s Champion, BUT SIENNA JADE IS FIGHTING BACK. THE TWO WOMEN ARE THROWING PUNCHES AT EACH OTHER AS SERENITY BEGINS TO GET THE UPPER HAND ON THE SITUATION! SHE FINDS HERSELF ON TOP OF SIENNA AS SHE BEGINS TO THROW HER PUNCHES! But, Sienna has her hands on Serenity’s Empress of Elite crown, giving it a tug as she SHOVES Serenity off of her! Sienna finds her way up to her feet as she delivers a nasty boot to the Empress of Elite that takes her down!
Stew-O: NOW, SIENNA JADE GETS SERENITY VALDEZ BY HER WRIST AND LOOKS TO TAKE HER DOWN WITH THE ‘WITCHES HAMMER’ — THE ROLLING RIPCORD ELBOW, BUT SERENITY DUCKS AS THAT CAUSES THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION TO STUMBLE FORWARD! SERENITY CONNECTS WITH A ‘EL ULTIMO BAILE’ — THE RECOIL THAT POPS UP SIENNA AS SHE STUMBLES BACK! SIENNA FALLS BACK TO THE HORIZONTAL SET OF ROPES AS SERENITY LOOKS TO GO FOR A ‘FALL FROM GRACE — THE SPRINGBOARD FLATLINER, BUT SIENNA MANAGES TO CATCH THE ROPE, KEEPING HERSELF THERE AS SERENITY FALLS BACK!
Flannery McCoy: Serenity Valdez finds herself to the ground as Sienna Jade hops over the top rope! She demands for Serenity to get back right up as she springboards herself up ‘— ‘Raw Sienna’ — the springboard dropkick —
(The crowd begins to boo at the sight of Serenity Valdez rolling herself out of the ring before Sienna Jade could connect with her finisher. Serenity’s hair is completely messed up. The Empress of Elite crown is dangling off the side of her head as Serenity goes to adjust it.)
Serenity Valdez: (off-mic) THIS ISN’T WORTH MY TIME! I’LL DEAL WITH YOU SOMETIME ELSE!
Crowd: YOU’RE A COWARD! 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 YOU’RE A COWARD! 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 YOU’RE A COWARD! 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 YOU’RE A COWARD! 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 YOU’RE A COWARD! 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 YOU’RE A COWARD! 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
(The crowd boos louder as Serenity Valdez storms off from ringside. Meanwhile, Sienna Jade is inside the ring, yelling at Serenity.)
Sienna Jade: (off-mic) GET BACK, SO WE CAN FINISH THIS OFF, YOU [CENSORED] [CENSORED]!
(The yelling is no use as Serenity Valdez finally makes her way behind the curtain and into backstage.)
(A commercial is shown for next week’s episode of Sunday Night Voltage featuring Myles going up against a returning Methuselah.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(‘Good for Her’ by MOTHICA featuring emlyn hits. Cameron Ella Ava steps out on the stage and poses, having her arms out to either side of her. A smirk graces her face. Then, her theme fades into ‘Limit Break x Survivor’ by Kiyoshi Hikawa. The EAW Heavyweight champion emerges, and the fans cheer wildly. Both he and Cameron exchange nods before they make their way down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, the team of ‘The Serpent’, EAW Hall of Famer Cameron Ella Ava… and ‘The Leader’, the current EAW World Heavyweight Championship, Limmy Monaghan!
Stew-O: A talented consisting of a woman who has shown she can hang with the new age of EAW and a man seeking to lead that new age into greatness. Cameron and Limmy let it be known last Dynasty that they are willing to challenge each other and fight for the world heavyweight championship. All paths lead to a clash to determine the top Elitist on this brand, but tonight, they’re going to be partners.
Jake Mercer: So far, nothing intense has gone on between these two. There’s mutual respect here. Cam is a team player and so is Limmy. I’m sure that at least for Limommy, having a partner who won’t do everything they can to sabotage him is a breath of fresh air.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, but we know how ambitious Cameron can be. Who knows what can truly happen? Hopefully though, things will remain smooth between these two.
(Limmy and Cameron are in the ring. They warm up as ‘Come Eat With Us’ by EST Gee and Young Scooter plays. The fans boo.)
Jake Mercer: And here come my kings! Oh, it’s a shame I have to call this match between my favorite people! It’s torture!
(SOSA Henderson and the Visual Prophet step out with the Unified Tag Team Championships in hand. The two men walk down, pointing at Limmy in particular and mocking him with a re-enactment of their finishing move on him. Limmy rolls his eyes. However, Viz bats his eyes and waves at Cameron who simply stands there, stone-faced.)
Stephie Love: And the opponents! They are the EAW Unified Tag Team Champions… Visual Prophet and SOSA Henderson…. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUL FOOOOOOOOOOOD SUUUUUUNDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
Stew-O: Of course, SFS are rubbing in the fact that they were able to defeat Limmy in recent tag team contest as he teamed with his arch rival Maxwell. However, he doesn’t seem to be thrown off by the antagonistic taunts. At least this time, he has a partner that he can be more relaxed around.
Jake Mercer: Yeah, but you can never be too relaxed around Soul Food Sunday. They’re beating the best of the best every week, and seeing as how they did get Limmy’s number once already, I’m sure they’re looking to do everything they can to beat him AND pick up a win over a legend in Cameron Ella Ava.
Flannery McCoy: This match is anyone’s game, honestly. We have four of the most skilled and adept Elitists right here in the main event. All Elitists are no stranger to tag team competition either. It’s going to be amazing to see how things go here tonight!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: And ths man event is officially underway! Limmy and the Visual Prophet are starting off for their respective teams. The current heavyweight champion locks up with the former as the two men jockey for position. Viz, having strength and size on his side, is able to push Monaghan away. He shakes his head and flexes his arms. Limmy doesn’t look all that impressed! They meet up again in the center. A bit of a struggle is happening as the champ looks to float over into a different standing hold… OH! Viz grabs him by the hair and throws him onto his back! Limmy rolls backwards onto his knees, placing a hand on the back of his neck. Viz looks on and continues to mock him!
Visual Prophet: (off-mic) Uh-oh. Still hurting from when we laid you out? :mjlol:
Jake Mercer: Viz is feeling mighty as SOSA Henderson gets a good laugh from that out on the apron! They were able to beat Limmy and Maxwell the last time they faced off, so there’s no wonder why Soul Food Sunday are confident as ever! Still, Limmy doesn’t seem to be bothered by the antics. Gonna take a whole lot more to ruffle his feathers!
Flannery McCoy: Limmy understands that letting his emotions come out to play wouldn’t be wise, from a match standpoint and from giving Soul Food Sunday the satisfaction that they’re getting underneath his skin. The champion stands back up, maintaining a calm and focused demeanor before meeting Viz again. Another lock-up–
Stew-O: No! Limmy ducks underneath the arms and sends a stiff shoot kick to the leg of the Visual Prophet! Another one lands! Viz turns, looking to clock him with a punch, but Monaghan blocks it with his forearms and grabs onto the wrist! He steps over with his leg wrapping around the arm and pulls Viz down for a quick pin attempt here!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE–
Jake Mercer: Kickout! Viz is able to get to his knees– BASEMENT DROPKICK! Oh boy, I fear that he’s going to get humbled fast here as Limmy is seeking control! He has him wrapped around the head as he gets him to stand! Viz is fighting him off! He pulls away from Limmy and goes for a discus punch! That gets scouted out! Limmy catches him with a forearm to the face! Now, he hits the ropes, closing in on him with the rebound—
Flannery McCoy: AND VIZ CATCHES HIM! HE GETS HIM UP! Looks like he’s going for a scoop slam… No! Limmy squirms out of it and lands right behind the Visual Prophet! He grabs his head before dropping and sitting down, slamming him into the mat! Another quick cover here from Limmy!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE–
Stew-O: Shoulder up! Limmy doesn’t waste any time though; he’s right back to grabbing Viz and getting him up. The Prophet manages to land a punch to the midsection! Another punch! Another! Viz is fighting back, and he’s able to make Limmy let go of him! He grabs him by the arm and pulls him in for the short-arm clothesline!
Jake Mercer: LIMMY USES THE MOMENTUM TO FLIP BACK OVER THE ARM, LANDING ON HIS FEET! The champion catches him with a spinning backfist! DDT! Once again, Viz goes down! Short and sweet! Limmy goes for another pin here!
ONEEEEEEEEEEE!
T–
Flannery McCoy: Shoulder up! Still, Viz looks like he got a good smack of reality as Limmy was able to humble him fast! The fans are cheering, and Limmy gives a sarcastic flex of the muscles! Cameron laughs while SOSA shakes his head in disgust! That serves Viz right!
Stew-O: The arrogance did seem to make Viz not anticipate the quick comeback from Limmy in the opening moments of the match. Monaghan gets him up and starts to light him up with a series of backhand chops! You can just hear the impact with each and every smack being made against Viz’s chest! He goes stumbling into the corner where Limmy keeps the attack up with a few shoulder thrusts to the gut! Viz hits back though, bringing his fist down onto his back. Limmy backs up and KICKS him right in the face!
Jake Mercer: Oh God, that DEFINITELY had to hurt! Viz is trying to shake back some sense after the blow, but Limmy’s backing up with him right in his scope! There’s not going to be anytime to recuperate here. Monaghan is setting the pace, and when he goes fast, it’s hard to shift the match’s tempo to something advantageous for the opponent. Here he comes, leaping into the air! He’s gonna hit a jumping corner clothesline–
Flannery McCoy: NO! Viz uses that momentum against him and sends Limmy up and over the ropes! He lands on the apron! That was a close call! Limmy is able to stand as Viz turns and notices him! He goes for a punch! It gets blocked! Limmy strikes him with a punch of his own and that gets him to stumble! Limmy holds on to the top rope, looking for something big–
Stew-O: BUT SOSA HENDERSON IS ON HIS SIDE, LOOKING FOR AN ATTACK! HE COMES IN WITH THE PUMP-UP BICYCLE KICK– BUT LIMMY GRABS THE FOOT! He grabs it in the nick of time! He swings the leg and pushes it back, causing SOSA to land face-first onto the hard apron! Ouch! At least Monaghan was able to avert disaster there!
Jake Mercer: NOT SO FAST, STEW! VIZ IS BACK AND HE GOES TO SWING AT LIMMY! HE DUCKS TO THE OPPOSITE END! LIMMY COMES BACK FOWARD, BUT HE GETS CLOBBERED DOWN WITH A STIFF LARIAT, FALLING BACK-FIRST ONTO THE APRON! VIZ JUST LAID HIM OUT IN A SPLIT-SECOND, JUST LIKE THAT!
Flannery McCoy: Oh, yeah, having to take a hit on that part of the ring is never a fun thing to endure! However, Viz was able to mow him down off of the distraction his partner gave, catching the champ off guard! He pulls him back in and gets a good hold of him. He gets him up and SLAMS him down with the belly to back suplex! Limmy rolls closer to the corner, and Viz stalks him down. He hits the middle ropes… and VISUAL PROPHET CRASHES DOWN ONTO HIM WITH THE BODY SPLASH! We get a cover here!
ONEEEEEEEEEE!
TW–
Stew-O: Kickout by Limmy, who is now going to have to try and play defense. Viz rises, and Monaghan goes to kick at his leg, but it gets grabbed! Now, he’s dragged right into Soul Food Sunday’s corner where SOSA is up, checking on himself. Viz reaches for a tag and he gets it!
Jake Mercer: Viz keeps Limmy down as SOSA leaps on over and NAILS THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! What a way to get into this match! Now, Henderson mounts Limmy and starts nailing him with a series of rights and lefts! SOSA is a heavy hitter too, so when he strikes, it hurts!
Flannery McCoy: Limmy is covering up, but some of those blows are able to slip past his guard and pepper him. SOSA forces him up and gets to work! A jab! Another jab! A quick kick to the leg! A spinning back heel kick to the gut! Limmy is hunched over, and SOSA hits the ropes! A swinging one-armed neckbreaker drops the champion back to the mat! A former world champion in his own right, Henderson is starting to overwhelm the current champ here with a slew of offense!
Stew-O: That’s what makes Soul Food Sunday dangerous: they can team up or hurt opponents by themselves, and right now, it looks like SOSA is itching to do a lot of damage to Limmy! Monaghan stands to a knee, but he JUST got mowed down with a running knee! SOSA pops up and taunts at him, much to the displeasure of the fans here! Now, he circles around and starts to STOMP down on every possible limb. SOSA is looking to break Limmy down here.
Jake Mercer: SOSA is just too versatile, man. He can be fast, he can box and strike with the best of them, and he can be methodical, too. He takes Limmy up and throws him into the corner. He comes rushing in and nails the enzuigiri! Limmy stumbles out, but he gets captured by the waiting arms of “BULLETPROOF” SOSA and goes down from the Northern Lights suplex! SOSA bridges and gets the cover!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWO–
Flannery McCoy: Kickout! SOSA just scoffs and stands, giving a kick to the rib of Limmy Monaghan. Oh, and he just disrespects him by scrapping his boot along the face! The fans are booing here! The ref admonishes him but he waves them off. Now, he gets Limmy in a seated position and DECKS him on the top of the head with some closed fists! He gets him again and again until he stops – and now he’s just digging his knuckles into his head! The ref is telling SOSA to let up, and he finally does. He’s laughing, once again mocking Limmy. And just to add some further disrespect, he gives a slap to the back of the head!
Stew-O: SOSA has no shame in his game. With him in control, his confidence, or ego, is at a high. Grabbing Limmy, he forces him up. He whips him into the ropes! He’s looking for something… but Limmy hangs on! He doesn’t come back from the rebound! SOSA looks annoyed as he rushes forth! Kick to the face from Monaghan! He’s starting to fight back!
Jake Mercer: And he’s right by Cameron Ella Ava who comes on over and discreetly tags herself in! Smart move there! SOSA is just now getting up, so he couldn’t see she made herself legal! He’s running right back at Limmy as the latter steps forward! SOSA with a punch–
Flannery McCoy: Evaded by Limmy as he rolls forward, and HERE COMES CAMERON WHO SPRINGS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND CATCHES HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Now THAT’S another great way of getting into this match! The Serpent is making her presence known, and with the well-timed tag, Limmy is able to avoid any further damage. This match is still young, after all!
Stew-O: Good point there, Flannery. There has been some serious offense and moves being made already, but Soul Food Sunday were starting to get the better of The Leader. Now, he’s standing on the apron, rooting on Cameron as she just takes down SOSA who got up and ran for her! Double forearms to the chest! SOSA pops back up, but again, the double forearms send him down! He gets to his knees, slamming his hands against the mat out of frustrations! Viz is trying to will his partner on to get on the move! SOSA is up and goes for a kick, but Cameron ducks underneath it! Stiff punch to the face! SOSA gets ROCKED! And now, she hooks his arms as she slips through, and moves to grab him by the head! Neckbreaker slam!
Jake Mercer: Cameron is strating to get her own train of offense going on! She’s pacing back and forth, telling SOSA to get up! He manages to do that, but he isn’t given a moment to breathe! She kicks him in the gut, causing him to bend forward. She pops up on his back… SUNSET BOULEVARD! She gets the pin with the sunset flip bomb!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOO–
Flannery McCoy: And a kickout from SOSA. Cameron takes it upon herself to yank him up by the arm and– OH! SOSA catches her with a heavy right across the face! She staggers, but she’s still holding on to the wrist. She pushes on forward, aiming for a big boot-esque to the face! SOSA ducks it! He steps through, traps her arm beneath her legs and goes behind! PUMPHANDLE SLAM! Wow! Quick recovery from Henderson as he’s able to take her down. She sits up, but SOSA sees and makes a run for the ropes! SLIDING BASEMENT CLOTHESLINE–
Stew-O: ARM CAUGHT! ARM CAUGHT! SHE TRAPS THE ARM AND PULLS HIM DOWN, GETTING HIM WITH AN IMPROVISED CRUCIFEX PIN!
ONEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOO–
Jake Mercer: No dice; he’s able to kick out! She sits up, but SOSA is up and NAILS HER DOWN WITH A RUNNING KICK TO THE FACE! She’s down now, holding on to her face! SOSA goes on over to his corner as she tries to recover. He climbs the middle ropes, scoping her out! He gets in the air and comes back down, looking for another diving double foot stomp here tonight–
Stew-O: BUT HE GETS MET WITH NOTHING BUT THE MAT AS CAMERON WAS ABLE TO MOVE AWAY AT THE LAST SECOND! SOSA rolls through, avoiding crashing and burning! Cameron scrambles up to the corner and Henderson rushes forth! She slips out of the way! SOSA lands in his corner, and… Viz tags himself in!
Flannery McCoy: Looks like he’s going to use the same play she made against them!
Jake Mercer: And he sure is! Cameron gets a jumping snapmare takedown on SOSA who rolls through and out of the ring! He stands, shaking his finger at her and laughing! Cameron looks confused!
Flannery McCoy: But that look is instantly wiped away as Viz comes in and grabs her from behind!
Visual Prophet: (off-mic) Hey. (with extra Chef Viz rizz) 😏
Stew-O: Viz hoists her up, looking for a NASTY German Suplex – BUT CAMERON FLIPS BACK, LANDING ON HER FEET! Viz grabs her and whips her right into the corner, but she’s able to land her foot on the middle rope and hop off it to avoid crashing into the turnbuckle. Ava runs in and Viz looks to get her again. She slips underneath and in between his legs. The Serpent is able to slther away from the Visual Prophet’s grasp!
Jake Mercer: She’s up and Viz meets up with her. He goes to grab her again, but she takes hold of his hands up in the air! She uses her foot to push an arm away as she traps the other one between her legs. She spins over behind him and leapfrogs over his back! Viz tries to get her, but she just crawls back, once again slipping away from right underneath him! She stands as he goes to grab her leg! She moves quickly, looking to take him down with a schoolboy pin… but she doesn’t! He isn’t going down at all! Cameron struggles as Viz places his hands on his hips and shakes his head at her. A great sequence from Ava no doubt, but now she just opened herself up to some serious trouble! He grabs her and YANKS HER UP INTO THE AIR–
Flannery McCoy: VICTORY ROLL! CAMERON USES THE MOMENTUM AGAINST VIZ AND NOW SHE’S ABLE TO TAKE HIM DOWN INTO A PINNING SITUATION!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOO–
Stew-O: Kickout! Still, what a turnaround! Cameron gets up and runs to the ropes as Viz stands. She leaps from the ropes and CONNECTS WITH THE SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK! What a maneuver! Viz holds on to his nose and Cameron walks on over, hands on her hips and a smile on her face.
Cameron Ella Ava: (off-mic) Hey.
Jake Mercer: Oh, now she’s just rubbing it in!
Flannery McCoy: Well, hey, if your boys can do a bit of banter then so can everyone else! At any rate, Cameron’s grabbing his arm and digging her knee into the inner crook of his elbow. She takes hold of his hand and wrist and turques the joint as much as she can! Viz yells and punches at her, but she reciporates with a quick punch of her own! She transitions on over and locks in the Fujiwara armbar! She’s looking to wear him down, if she doesn’t make him tap!
Stew-O: But Visual Prophet is fighting! He’s trying to move! He gets to his knees and works his way up to his feet… and HE IS LIFTING HER UP ONTO HIS SHOULDER! HE HAS CAMERON ELLA AVA UP!! I THINK SOME OF THE FANS HERE JUST GASPED!
Jake Mercer: Because this isn’t going to end well for her! Viz is once again showing off his ingenuity AND strength, getting out of this hold! He’s gonna SLAM HER DOWN INTO THE MAT–
Flannery McCoy: NO! AGAIN, CAMERON IS ABLE TO SHIFT MOMENTUM ON HER SIDE AND ROLLS THROUGH, LOCKING IN A CROSS ARMBREAKER!! NOW VIZ IS BACK TO BEING THE ONE IN TROUBLE AS SHE TIGHTENS HER HOLD ON THE ARM! CAMERON ISN’T GOING TO STOP–
Stew-O: AND SOSA HENDERSON COMES IN, LANDING A STOMP ON HER! SHE LETS GO AS THE REFEREE FORCES HIM BACK TO THE APRON! SOSA seemed to realize that things were about to go quickly south for his team, so he intervened as soon as possible!
Jake Mercer: Now that’s how you operate as a team. Then again, these are the Unified Tag Team Champions we’re talking about here! Oh, and poor Limmy – he almost looks annoyed! Sorry king, but that’s the kind of game that’s being played here!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA made the save, and now Viz is up, feeling out his arm. Doesn’t seem like it’s too bad, but Cameron did get a tight hold in. The more she and Limmy can focus on wearing him down, the better.
Stew-O: Doesn’t look like they’re going to continue with that opportunity though as the Visual Prophet walks over and tags SOSA! He comes in and both men pick Cameron up! Double suplex! Viz steps out as SOSA heads over to the feet and rolls forward, picking her up on his back with him! He gets a running start! And he just slams her down with the over the shoulder back-to-belly piledriver! What a huge move that was! He goes over and gets the cover!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
TH–
Jake Mercer: Kickout! The air raid crash has her down, but not out! Still, with an explosive move like that, Cam could be hurting!
Flannery McCoy: No doubt about it, as Limmy is calling out to her to get up and possibly tag him back in! Cameron looks up and sees him reaching his hand out. She starts to crawl over to him… NO! SOSA grabs her by the leg and STOMPS her knee down onto the mat! She screams! He gets her up, still grabbing that leg, and whips her down with the dragon screw! Now, he gets in a knee lock!
Stew-O: Cameron quickly looks for the ropes as she reaches out to them, but she can’t get to them! Limmy moves on in, looking to break the hold up! However, the referee stops him! He argues with the official! The fans seem to be on his side as they boo! However, Viz just snuck back in and starts stomping down on Cameron over and over, aiming for that leg! They’re trying to hurt her!
Jake Mercer: And Viz slips out like a thief in the night as Limmy realizes that he isn’t going to get anywhere by arguing. Still, you can see just how annoyed he is with Soul Food Sunday and their antics! He backs off as Cameron continues to struggle, trying to find her way out!
Flannery McCoy: Cameron knows she can’t get to those ropes so she looks to roll over to either of her sides! Looks like she’s trying to shift things and possibly reverse the hold onto SOSA! However, he lets go before she has a chance to do so! He gets up and walks on over to his corner, yelling at her to get up! She’s slow, but she’s up on her knees. She’s checking out that leg that was attacked before rising up. And SOSA has her in his sights! He runs in! He’s gonna hit the spear–
Stew-O: NO! SHE MOVES AT THE LAST SECOND, SENDING HIM TO THE OUTSIDE! HE GOES THROUGH THE ROPES AND CRASHES HARD TO THE GROUND! CAMERON’S WHEREWITHAL HAS BEEN ABLE TO SAVE HER!
Jake Mercer: And she checks her leg again, making sure that everything is all good! She steps out onto the apron as she waits for SOSA to get up! He eventually comes to and wobbles back to a standing positon. Cameron gets some running steps in a leaps off! OH MY GOD! DIVING WONDER WOMAN PUNCH FROM THE APRON–
Flannery McCoy: NO!! SHE’S CAUGHT BY THE VISUAL PROPHET! HE CATCHES HER IN MID-AIR, PREVENTING HER FROM TAKING SOSA OUT! HE HAS HER IN HIS GRASP–
Stew-O: AND LIMMY MONAGHAN RUNS IN, HITTING A DROPKICK TO HIS KNEES! VIZ FALLS BACK AS CAMERON LANDS ON TOP WITH THE CROSSBODY! THE VISUAL PROPHET IS DOWN! AND SOSA HENDERSON COMES IN, AIMING STRAIGHT FOR LIMMY MONAGHAN!! SPEAR!! SPEAR!! SPEAR!! LIMMY NEARLY GETS FOLDED IN HALF!! NOW, SOSA IS BACK TO BEING THE ONLY PERSON STANDING IN THIS THING!
Jake Mercer: And Limmy took ALL of that!! A killshot right in the midsection! He was able to thwart disaster for his partner, but in the process, might’ve brought on one to himself! He’s hurting on the outside as SOSA yanks Camero up and SLAMS her face onto the apron! He rolls her back into the ring!
Flannery McCoy: Both legal competitors are back in the ring, and SOSA Henderson is the one with all of the control in his hands! He picks her up and drops her down with a vertical suplex! Now, he takes her up to the turnbuckle and… uh-oh. What is planning on doing here!?
Stew-O: Whatever it is, it can’t be good! He has her all the way up and starts teeing off with punches after punches! Cameron is in trouble here! Once he feels as if he has weakened her enough, he goes to grab her, setting himself up!
Jake Mercer: OH, NO WAY! HE’S GONNA TRY AND HIT THAT ‘S.Y.B’ FROM ALL THE WAY UP THERE! IF IT LANDS, THEN IT COULD BE OVER! CAMERON IS OUT–
Flannery McCoy: WAIT, SHE’S FIGHTING! SHE’S FIGHTING BACK! I THINK SHE REALIZED WHAT’S GOING ON AND IS NOW FENDING HIM OFF! SOSA COULD LOSE HIS GRIP HERE!
Stew-O: AND HE DOES, BUT HE DOESN’T FALL! HE’S ABLE TO BREAK IT BY ROLLING FORWARD! HE’S STANDING, BUT HE WALKS RIGHT IN TO A FLYING CAMERON ELLA AVA! ‘WONDER WOMAN PUNCH’–
Jake Mercer: ‘S.Y.B’!!!! OH MY GOD!!! FROM OUT OF NOWHERE HE HIT THAT CUTTER AND SPIKES HER HEAD INTO THE MAT FOR GOOD BOOT!! WHAT A NASTY RKO THAT WAS!! THE FANS ARE ABSOLUTELY FLOORED!!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA HAS HER DOWN! HE COVERS, HOOKING THE LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE–
Stew-O: SHE KICKS OUT!! WOW!! CAMERON ELLA AVA IS STILL IN THIS MATCH! BUT SOSA ISN’T GOING TO STOP! HE LOOKS OVER TO HIS CORNER AND SEES THAT THE VISUAL PROPHET IS BACK ON THE APRON! HE MOTIONS FOR THE TAG AND GETS IT! SOUL FOOD SUNDAY COULD END THINGS HERE AND NOW!
Jake Mercer: AND THAT’S WHAT THEY LOOK TO DO! SOSA! VIZ! CAMERON IS WITHIN VIZ’S GRASP! WE ALREADY KNOW WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN HERE–
Flannery McCoy: WAIT! THE FANS ARE CHEERING! WHAT’S GOING ON?!?!
Stew-O: LOOK!! THEY’RE HERE!!
(The cameras pick up on Ryan Wilson and Xander Payne making their way down the ramp. SOSA and Viz look over, displeased with their sudden appearance.)
SOSA Henderson: (off-mic) Oh, HELL nah! What are these chalky Canucks doing here?! Aye yo, you need to leave! You ain’t finna come sliding on here and mess things up for us!!
Jake Mercer: This is why no one likes Canadians. All they do is eat poutine, ride moose, say sorry, act like they’re better than Americans, and lie.
Flannery McCoy: SOSA and Viz are yelling at them to leave! However, Cameron is able to crawl towards her corner where Limmy has ALSO recovered! She tags him in, and the fans go wild!
Stew-O: AND LIMMY COMES IN AS CAMERON STANDS UP, BOTH OF THEM NODDING TOWARDS EACH OTHER BEFORE THEY RUN AT SOUL FOOD SUNDAY FROM BEHIND!! OH MY GOD!! DOUBLE ‘DIABLE JAMBE’ TO THE BACK OF SOSA HENDERSON AND THE VISUAL PROPHET’S HEADS! SOSA TUMBLES FORWARD AND OUT OF THE RING! XANDER AND RYAN BACK UP, ALMOST GLEEFUL THAT THEY WERE ABLE TO CATCH THEM OFF GUARD!!
Jake Mercer: NOOOOOOOO! I MEAN, I-I LOVE LIMMY, BUT NOT LIKE THIS! NOT AGAINST MY KINGS! THESE PROUD, UPSTANDING BLACK MEN!! CURSE RYAN AND XANDER! THAT’S WHY THEY’RE WHITER THAN THE SNOW UP IN THEIR NECK OF THE WOODS!!
Flannery McCoy: CAMERON LEAVES AND VIZ CRUMBLES DOWN TO HIS KNEES! LIMMY REVS UP THE MOTORS… ‘GEAR 5’!! THE BACK ELBOW CONNECTS!! THE REFEREE RESTORES ORDER AND COUNTS THE PIN ATTEMPT!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Jake Mercer: Bro……..
(‘Limit Break x Survivor’ hits as Limmy holds on to his ribs, raising his arm in victory. Cameron comes back and joins him, checking out her knee before celebrating with him. Limmy gets his title from the referee. Ryan and Xander make their way up the ramp and towards the stage, proud of themselves.)
Stephie Love: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS, CAMERON ELLA AVA AND THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…. LIMMY MONAAAAAGHAAAAAAAAN!
Stew-O: An incredible contest from both teams! Cameron and Limmy were able to quickly turn things into their favor and secure the win tonight.
Jake Mercer: Yeah, after dumb and dumber decided to be petty and come out here! They just RUINED everything!
Flannery McCoy: Careful, your bias is showing…
Jake Mercer: I–WHAT?! How DARE you! I love Limmy more than anyone in the entire universe and I respect Cameron! She is a legend while Limmy is on his way to reaching her status! However, Soul Food Sunday got ROBBED! This wasn’t the way for them to beat them!
Flannery McCoy: But Xander and Ryan didn’t get themselves physically involved; SOSA and Viz could’ve ignored them, especially seeing as how they were just a second away from putting Cameron away! I’m sorry, but you can argue they let the ball drop from their grasp.
Jake Mercer: And yet you want to talk about bias? Wow. Never commentate a black person’s match ever again.
(Limmy hoists the championship on his shoulder as she acknowledges Cameron with a nod and smile. She smirks, giving a few playful smacks to the title. She points at it and nods before she makes her way out of the ring. Limmy stands in the ring, mulling some things over before chuckling to himself. He exits. On the outside, SOSA and Viz are up and recovering. Anger colors their faces and they storm back towards the stage after getting their titles from the ringside crew.)
Stew-O: Operation Doomsday is shaping up to be an interesting event. This match alone has a lot of fallouts and implications. I’m sure everyone involved will have more to say this week into the next one.
(EAW logo buzzes.)
