Fight Grid
(EAW Intro Plays.)
(The image of glass shattering is shown. We see the logo for House of Glass flash as “Back Up” by Siege plays and a recap of Dynasty’s latest FPV rolls on. We start with the National Elite championship match up between Justin Windgate and Lethal Consequences as both men would wage a pot fueled war in a Glass Tables match. With major assistance throughout by Lindsey Kingsley, LC retained his title after power moving Justing through the glass table and ending the match. Next, we see TLA backstage hyping up the Mexican people and all his fans prior to his huge EAW World Heavyweight Championship match. Afterwards, the New Breed title is put on the line in a Glass Weapons Triple Threat match. Aniyah Mitchell and Archimedes J. Manson aimed for the head of the champ but fell short as the New Breed Baddie’s reign lived on. Jenny Cien survives both challengers and looks to continue breaking the curse that has befallen the last two New Breed title holders. Following this, we watched as Darcy May Morgan and Osamu Arcichida went head to head in a glass ropes barn burner. Osamu fought hard but in the end, Darcy defeated the Orchestrator and earned herself a title opportunity after making Osamu tap out to her specialized Dragon Sleeper.)
(We leave the ring once again to watch as Sienna Jade cuts an exclusive interview she had with Molly Waters. Sienna bigs up her in ring return after taking a hiatus following her Pain for Pride Universal Championship loss and vows to be a respectful and unbiased official for the World championship match featuring the love of her life, Impact. Impact appears and they both troll the fans as if they will be fair and clean with this opportunity before Impact raises his belt for all to see. Next, the match that’s been brewing for months finally is realized. Drake King and Cage go at it and destroy each other in their Red Walls. Cage showed once again why he was the reigning Elitist but Drake King was a man possessed and he manages to secure the biggest win of his career following his epic Curb Stomp that pushed DC face first into glass, thumbtacks, and nasty debris. After this match, we see the explosive fight in a 1000 shards match between former Universal Women’s World Champion Kassidy Heart against The Visual Prophet. It was one of the most barbaric wrestling matches in the history of EAW and saw both Viz and Kass take their violence to a new level. Both of them fought until neither could fight anymore as the match was called a no contest and the decision was made that they fought to a draw after both Kass and Viz crashed through the ring and both ended up unresponsive to the referee.)
(Last but not least, the epic showdown between EAW World Heavyweight Champion Impact and number one contender TLA in their Glass Wallz match with Sienna Jade as the special guest referee is shown. A chaotic affair that saw Impact dropping TLA on his head, TLA slamming Impact on to a chair, Imp being hit with a hammer by TLA, Sienna Jade stabbing TLA with scissors, and so much more. Impact showed why he was the most dominant World Champion in recent memory but even with his girl as the special referee and his GAWD contract abilities still in effect, TLA finally slayed the beast and overcame the last hurdle in front of him and the World championship that had eluded him for many years. TLA defeated Impact, nullified his GAWD contract, and became the new World Heavyweight Champion in front of all his fans in Mexico as there was not a dry eye in the building at the end of it all. TLA is shown in the end of the recap with the Mexican flag and the World Championship in the air as he celebrated finally winning the biggest prize in the sport.)
(The recap finally ends as we get a few fireworks and a pan of the crowd to open the show officially. We see the Albuquerque, New Mexico as we see the hype crowd located in the Dreamstyle Arena turning up for this week’s show.)
Stew-O: Welcome to this week’s edition of Friday Night Dynasty everyone! Stew-O here as always and I’m proud to bring you all the post House of Glass edition of our show and along for the ride is my man Jake Mercer. How are you tonight, Jake?
Jake Mercer: Blessed and highly favored. I just got into the credit card scamming business and now all my EAW apparel will be free! Shout out r/illegallifeprotips for this come up!
Flannery McCoy: Someone is trying their best to get indicted. Say hi to Giovanni Luciano for me why don’t you!
Stew-O: That is the lovely Flannery McCoy chiming in to put Jake and his felony acts in place and we look forward to this tightly crafted episode of FND as we are anticipating some great and new match ups following House of Glass. With Impact no longer World Champion and TLA as our new champion, things have a new look now. The New Breed Baddie goes one on one with The Unfuckwitable Sienna Jade, Ronan Malosi and Justin Windgate battle to see who can become the number one contender to Jenny Cien’s championship, and Drake King battles Sosa Henderson for a qualifying spot in this season’s Elimination Chamber match!
Jake Mercer: My money is on SOSA but Drake proved last week when he beat Cage that he isn’t a guy to bet against at all.
Stew-O: Of course, plus we will hear from Kassidy Heart soon and-
(“Surfin’” by Kid Cudi featuring Pharrell Williams plays as everyone gets on their feet and cheers on Serena Bennett. Serena walks on stage, smiling ear to ear, flashing her expensive jewelry and giving energy back to the New Mexico crowd as she walks down the ramp.)
Stew-O: After it was revealed that Sienna Jade was the one to attack Serena Bennett weeks ago, Serena found a chance at revenge when she interfered in Impact and TLA’s match in favor of TLA and speared Sienna Jade in front of all to see. Serena chased Sienna Jade out of the match and inadvertently took away Impact’s ace in the hole. Serena and Siena have been rivals for a long time and it looks like Serena wasn’t going to let Sienna get away with what she did to her previously.
Jake Mercer: You would think that taking her championship away from her at Pain for Pride would be enough to make her leave Bennet alone but nope!
(Serena enters the ring and is handed a microphone by Stephie Love. Bennett adjusts her hair and makes her way to the center of the ring as her theme music begins to fade out.)
Serena Bennett: Yea, we starting with me this week! I have been flooded with thank you letters from all the Mexican folks this past week for helping bring that EAW World Championship home for my hand picked War Games partner La Pantera Sexual TLA and I’m happy with being able to help that hombre make history. I’m proud to be able to say I had a part in getting the belt off that GAWD contract carrying cac and around a man that has fought for years to get to the top and made sure he couldn’t be denied his fair chance at glory. With that said, my reasoning for helping wasn’t just about me helping TLA. It was mainly a selfish one. I wanted a piece of Sienna Jade’s weave wearing ass and by the looks of how fast I had that bitch running to get away from me, I don’t think Impact’s girl didn’t want any smoke with me. Now did she?
Crowd: SE-RE-NA!!! SE-RE-NA!!! SE-RE-NA!!!
Serena Bennett: Fax! At Pain for Pride, I dethroned Sienna Jade and became Universal Women’s Champion and did what nobody else before me could do. At House of Glass, I helped get that belt off her husband, and I can proudly proclaim myself the person responsible for cutting EAW’s most hated couple down a few pegs. At Operation Doomsday, I lost to Kassidy Heart and failed to recapture the very best I beat Sienna Jade for and lost minutes afterwards to Kassidy and her impromptu Iconic Cup cash in. I was hurt emotionally and physically that night and it’s been a bumpy ride since then for me. That loss did lead me to be captain for Team Dynasty at this year’s War Games match. It was a blessing to team up with Darkane and TLA and try to bring a victory home to all you fans and my peers but that wasn’t in the cards for me. Then, I was attacked the next week and was nearly put on the shelf myself. But, once I got wind about who snuck me and found out it was that slut Sienna, I knew I had to come back and fuck up little miss unfuckwitable!
(The crowd roars again for Serena as she nods and begins to point at the fans cheering her on.)
Serena Bennett: Sienna Jade, you crossed the line one too many times and I promise you that I’m not even remotely close to done beating that ass. Jade, me chasing you out of each and every building at each and every event until I feel like relenting is going to be the new normal for you until your ass has to take another long sabbatical to get away from me, you fucking got that?! You think you’ll just be afforded the luxury to walk back into the fold of Dynasty and go along without having to pay for what you did? You thought I wasn’t going to come see about you, sis? Think again, Sienna!
(Our audience lets out another huge pop as Serena begins turning slightly red as her passionate battle cry continues.)
Serena Bennet: You and that cac snake of your husband can thank me for ending your title reigns and find solace in the fact that I-
(“Unfuckwithable” by Deez Nutz rings off as the entire building begins booing. Out steps Sienna Jade, a cocky grin with a dab of annoyance is on her face as she rocks a vintage Jaded Hearts shirt and clutches a microphone in her hand.)
Jake Mercer: Looks like Jade has had about enough of Serena Bennett as the former Universal Women’s champ is here on Dynasty!
Flannery McCoy: Sienna can’t be too happy with this rant from Bennett and it seems she has something to say herself now.
Sienna Jade: Ok, ok we get it! Big bad Bennett wants her revenge on me. You salty little nutty thot, you think by running out and catching me off guard at House of Glass that I will back down to you? Baby girl…I know Compton doesn’t have the best schools in California but it’s clear you lack any level of formal education to think Sienna Jade is scared of you! I have a bigger fear of choking and dying while giving The White Mamba this throat then ever being scared of a vanilla wafer colored chick like you! What do I look like to you? Astraea Jordan?
Serena Bennett: You look like the same ol’, sorry excuse for a bitch I had running for her life at House of Glass!
Sienna Jade: Oh yeah? Well, you still look like the pathetic ass chick that Kassidy Heart mauled at Operation Doomsday! How did it feel when Kassidy was stomping you into a mudhole and ripping into your flesh like a piece of meat? I bet that was a traumatic experience for you, huh? Yea, what Kassidy did to you will be a pillow tap compared to what I’ll put you through if you keep trying me, Serena. I swear this will not go anywhere near what you planned and you better believe that I’m back better than ever now. You test me, I’ll school your dumb ass every chance I get from here on out!
(Serena rolls her eyes as Jade gets a bit more serious.)
Sienna Jade: You may have pulled off the greatest upset like ever at Pain for Pride XII, but that was last season and five months have gone by since then. You were a five minute Universal Women’s Champion at your very best and you have been a raggedy, blue haired bitch since then. A Marge Simpson little slut that hasn’t won an important match since
Serena Bennett: …Since I beat you?
Sienna Jade: :russwtf:
Serena Bennett: :mjgrin: Oh, cat got your tongue now huh? What was that you were saying?
Sienna Jade: Look, you can talk all this shit and yes…you caught me off guard at House of Glass with your sneak attack. That’s cute and I hope your ass is proud. I didn’t even know Crips had Ninjutsu training on the art of stealth or whatever it is what it is. But, keep trying me. I dare you. I double dog, triple tag, quadruple cross dare you to keep trying me. I swear to god that I will remind you ass exactly why I was the greatest Universal Women’s champ and why I am still unfuckwithable.
Serena Bennett: Tough words from a scaredy-cat. I have a promise for you as well. I’m not finished fucking you up and your ass better get used to looking over your shoulder and listening for these foot steps every where you go from now on. Talk to me nice, Sienna…and make sure your husband brings you some warm soup and a nice blanket to you after I put that ass into the hospital and give you another break from EAW!
(“Surfin” by Kid Cudi plays again as Sienna Jade remains on stage staring right into the eyes of Serena Bennet inside the ring. Sienna sticks her tongue out as Serena raises her middle finger at her bitter rival as both women seemingly stand their ground against each other following this verbal exchange.)
Flannery McCoy: I guess Sienna Jade and Serena Bennet are far from over with each other.
Jake Mercer: If anybody knows these two women, they know that they both are some of the more passionate professional wrestlers this sport has ever seen. Since Empire even, Sienna Jade and Serena Bennett are two of the greatest women’s wrestlers of all time and if these two still are at odds with one another…it’s safe to assume they will get back in that ring and go at it once again.
Stew-O: That would be a dream come true for any EAW fans seeing as the first time they went at it was an all time great Pain for Pride classic. Whether they are fighting for the Universal Women’s World Championship or just putting their pride on the line, both of these women are likely to tear the other apart limb from limb in order to gain superiority.
(Commercial Break)
(“Applause” By Lady Gaga hits, as Archimedes J. Manson makes his way down the ring! You can definitely tell he is feeling the effects from his match at House of Glass, but he still manages to keep a smile on his face! The fans give him a mixed reaction)
Stephie Love: Ladies and Gentleman!! THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS A TAG TEAM MATCH THAT IS SET FOR!!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!
Stephie Love: Making his way to the ring, from The Divided States of Hysteria, Weighing in at 205lbs!!!!! HE IS THE ANIMANIAC!!!!!!!! ARCHIMEDESSSSSS J MANSONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Stew-O: Archimedes J. Manson was apart of the New Breed Championship match at House of Glass! He brought a great fight, but unfortunately for him, it was Jenny Cien who picked up the victory after pinning down the other contender for the belt, Aniyah Mitchell.
Flannery McCoy: I feel like Archimedes can definitely bounce back from that loss and make a statement here in this match against The National Elite Champion and Lindsey Kingsley. Somehow he manages to fight through the pain that he is obviously still feeling from his match this past weekend and keeps a great smile on his face!!
(“Dreamer” by Night Tempo hits, as JJ Moon makes his way out onto the stage and dances his way towards the ring! The fans don’t seem to be a fan of his dance moves, as they boo JJ Moon loudly in response. Moon loves it as he hits them with a Michael Jackson moonwalk down the entrance ramp)
Stephie Love: And his tag team partner!!! From Cincinnati, Ohio!!! Weighing in at 252lbs!!!! JJ!!!!!!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: You know what? He actually isn’t that bad at moonwalking. Needs a little work, but its not bad.
Flannery McCoy: You’re right Jake. It isn’t that bad is it?
Jake Mercer: Of course I’m right! One of my best friends was actually the man that taught the great Michael Jackson how to dance! My buddy is actually the one that came up with the thriller dance moves.
Flannery McCoy: Oh is that right??? :usure :
Stew-O: Well anyways, Moon didn’t have that great of a weekend either, as he was pinned by Angel Del Plata in the Dynasty Showcase Triple Threat match on Voltage. He looks to avenge that loss, and pick up the win here with Manson!
(“Friend vs Friend” by Company Flow hits as Lethal Consequences steps out to the stage with Lindsey Kingsley. The Champion has the National Elite Title wrapped around his waist as he carries a guitar with him and raises it high in the sky. The Crowd boos loudly as both Kingsley and Lethal Consequences make their way down to the ring)
Stephie Love: And their opponents!!! At a combined weight of 352lbs!!! LINNNNDSEYYYYY KINGSLEYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! AND THE EAW NATIONALLLLLLL ELITEEEEE CHAMPIONNN!!!!!!! LETHALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!! CONSEQUENCESSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: And here goes the champion! He had a tough match against Justin Windgate, but was able to prove why he is a Hall of Famer in this business by taking care of business.
Flannery McCoy: Don’t forget about Lindsey Kingsley!! She has been by Lethal Consequences for so long, and has been a major reason why he has had such a successful title reign for the beginning until now!
(Lethal Consequences and Lindsey Kingsley make it onto the apron as they then enter into the ring. Lethal Consequences walks up to both of his opponents and raises the guitar high up into the air in front of them. JJ Moon and Archimedes J Manson look at one another then back at Lethal Consequences and beginning strumming an imaginary guitar in front of Lethal Consequences.)
Stew-O: Haha and it looks like these two are mocking the champion as Lethal Consequences has an irritated look on his face, turns around and hands his guitar over to Lindsey Kingsley. Lindsey steps out onto the apron and sets the guitar down beside the ring steps. The bell then rings.
(Ding! Ding! Ding)
Stew-O: And it looks like Archimedes J. Manson will be starting it off for his team, as the champ will start off on the other end! Both competitors walk up to the middle of the ring and lock up! Neither man takes control until Lethal Consequences connects with a hard right knee into the stomach of Manson! Lethal Consequences drives another hard knee strike in at Archimedes, as Archimedes loosens up his grip on Consequences!! Lethal Consequences now shoves Archimedes back as both men separate from each other! AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES STRIKES ARCHIMEDES J MANSON WITH A FIERCE KNIFE EDGED CHOP THAT ECHOES THROUGHOUT THE ARENA!!
Jake Mercer: Archimedes J. Manson takes a step back and clutches at his chest after the hard strike by Lethal Consequences. Lethal Consequences now grabs Archimedes’ arm, and whips him to the ropes! Archimedes rebounds off of the ropes AND IS MET BY A ROLLING WHEELKICK BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! And now Lethal Consequences goes for the cover!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: But JJ Moon is there to break the count as he shoves Lethal Consequences off of Manson!! Lethal Consequences gets right up and runs up to JJ Moon, but JJ moon quickly gets out of the ring and back into his corner on the apron! Lethal Consequences turns around.. AND IS MET WITH A DISCUS ELBOW BY ARCHIMEDES J. MANSON THAT SENDS HIM INTO THE OPPOSING TEAMS CORNER!!!
Stew-O: And Archimedes J Manson tags in JJ Moon!! Manson has Lethal Consequences by the arm and whips him to the ropes! Lethal Consequences rebounds, Archimedes drops to the floor as Lethal Consequences runs right past him!!! AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS TAKEN DOWN BY A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN FROM JJ MOON WHO JUST ENTERED THROUGH THE RING ROPES!!!
Flannery McCoy: Incredible teamwork by both Archimedes J. Manson and JJ Moon! Archimedes rolls out of the ring onto the apron and back to his corner, as JJ Moon begins dancing around the ring as Lethal Consequences is down on the mat!!!! And now JJ Moon walks over to Lethal Consequences and rubs his foot on Lethal Consequences’ chest! He’s trying to embarrass the champion right here!! But Lethal Consequences quickly adjusts, and grabs Moon’s leg as he drives his elbow into Moon’s calf!! Moon quickly backs away from Lethal Consequences in pain, as Lethal Consequences gets up and connects with a hard step up Enziguri that hits Moon right at the side of the head!!
Jake Mercer: And JJ Moon is groggy, as Lethal Consequences turns around and runs to the far ropes! He rebounds, and connects with a running crossbody onto JJ Moon!! Lethal Consequences gets up as Archimedes J Manson enters the ring and connects with a hard forearm to the back of Lethal Consequences head!! Lethal Consequences turns back around and ARCHIMEDES CONNECTS WITH THE SINGLE KNEE FACEBUSTER!!! Lethal Consequences falls back up against the ropes as he is stunned by that facebuster!!! JJ Moon is now back up to his feet, as both Moon and Archimedes grab Lethal Consequences by the arm! They whip him towards the far ropes! He rebounds!! And JJ MOON AND ARCHIMEDES GO FOR A DOUBLE RUNNING CLOTHESLINE ON LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! Lethal Consequences ducks it!! He turns around and connects with a dropkick that hits directly onto both of the backs of his opponents as they both fall forward and hang their arms over the middle rope!! Lethal Consequences runs towards both Moon and Manson!!! 619!!!!!!! It connects as Archimedes J Manson rolls out of the ring and down to the ringside floor!! Lethal Consequences is up onto his feet and stalking his opponent JJ Moon!! Moon is slow to get up, but finally makes it onto one knee. Lethal Consequences is getting set!! Moon now stands right up and turns around!! ACID REIGN BY THE CHAMPION!!!! Lethal Consequences quickly covers JJ Moon!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Friend vs Friend” hits, as Lethal Consequences makes his way up onto his feet. Lindsey Kingsley quickly runs into the ring with Lethal Consequences’ guitar, as she hands it to him. Lethal Consequences grabs it, as the referee raises both of their hands. Lethal Consequences has the guitar raised up in the air as well as the crowd showers this duo with boos)
Stephie Love: Here are your winners!!! The team of LINDSEY KINGSLEYYY!! AND THE EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION, LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Great showing today by the champ. He went out tonight with one purpose. To get these two taken care of quickly, and he happened to do it all by himself. This man means business, and he’s getting it done for sure!!
Flannery McCoy: I have to agree, Lethal Consequences took down two tough opponents and didn’t even have to tag Lindsey Kingsley in for assistance. It doesn’t seem like the damage suffered from his match against Windgate has slowed him down one bit!!
Stew-O: That’s for sure!! It’s going to be tough for anyone to take the champ down if he is able to do this to two talente Elitists like JJ Moon and Arch- AND OH MY GOD!!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES JUST SWINGS HIS GUITAR RIGHT AT THE HEAD OF LINDSEY KINGSLEY AS SHE FALLS UNCONSCIOUS DOWN ONTO THE MAT!!
(Lethal Consequences looks down at the unconscious Lindsey Kingsley, as he points his broken guitar at her. Lethal Consequences then turns back over to the crowd and raises the guitar high up in the air before rolling out of the ring and making his way back up the ramp. Lethal Consequences doesn’t make any eye contact or even look back at Lindsey Kingsley.)
Flannery McCoy: What just happened?!?! Why did he strike Lindsey!?!?! What’s going on!?!?
Jake Mercer: Like any of us know what is going on through the champ’s head right now! Last week, Lindsey and Lethal Consequences proved to be a great duo at House of Glass, and now Lindsey is out cold after that guitar shot by Lethal Consequences.
(Dynasty cuts backstage where Michael Belfort is standing by.)
Michael Belfort: Ladies and gentlemen, last weekend’s House of Glass free-per-view saw two of the top Elitists today go to war in a 1,000 Shards of Glass match. The Visual Prophet and Kassidy Heart took one another to Hell and back in a hardcore classic match that had an inconclusive finish. Joining me right now to talk about that match is ‘The Mauler’ herself. Kassidy, how are you this evening?
(The camera shot widens and Kassidy is seen standing beside Michael. The former Universal Women’s Champion is wearing a brown leather Louis Vuitton miniskirt, long sleeved black turtleneck style top, and black Louboutin studded booties. Kassidy’s wavy blonde locks are pulled back in a half pony with a black ribbon tied in her hair. Whatever superficial scars and battle wounds The Mauler has from House of Glass are hidden thanks to the magic of her Glam Squad. She forces a smile at Michael.)
Kassidy Heart: Well, six days ago I went to Hell with The Visual Prophet and lived to tell about it, so how do you really think I feel? I’ve been in a lot of pain this week, but mentally and emotionally, I have never felt better. You see, Belfort, the entire EAW Universe counted me out of the match against Viz. They just knew he was going to march into House of Glass and do what so many have failed to do before him. They looked down their noses at The Mauler, spit and hissed at her, forced her back against the wall, and made sure she knew that when it came to her chances against someone who is supposedly oh so talented like Vizzy-Boo, she didn’t have a fucking chance. And you know what? That motivated me. That forced me to unleash the caged up beast I have inside of me and put me in another frame of mind to accept and submit to whatever kind of torture came my way. That match was everything to me, and it’s fitting that neither one of us walked out the winner. Viz was in the match for revenge. I was in the match to prove a point. Both of us got what we wanted at the end of the day and I will go right ahead and tip my proverbial cap to Viz. The Mauler went to sleep with a blood soaked mouth and a full stomach, having feasted on the Prophet’s blood, secure in the knowledge that she will NEVER be underestimated again and counted out before that goddamn bell even rings.
(Kassidy runs her tongue across her ruby red lips.)
Kassidy Heart: My sweet new friend Vizzy gave the match everything he had, and it wasn’t enough to bring me down and put me away. I REMAIN the toughest person to put down in this entire company, and I hope every single fucking person has taken notice that. All the hate, the insults, and the sheer jealousy that oozes from the lying mouths of my contemporaries are nothing more than mindless words and inane dribble. I take it all with a grain of salt and keep it moving because I know when it comes to what goes on between the ropes, it doesn’t get any better than me. Vizzy came close. I said it myself on a single given night even he could reach for the stars and come out on top, but he just didn’t have enough. He couldn’t reach that high. He couldn’t finish the job, and in the end The Mauler took us both down and that’s how things were left between us.
Michael Belfort: So what’s next for ‘The Mauler’?
(A serene little smile crosses Kassidy’s angelic face.)
Kassidy Heart: Bigger and better things, Belfort. I’m done entertaining revenge plots and the likes of The Visual Prophet. My focus right now shifts to the world championship picture and I made it a point to let everyone know that I wasn’t going to sit on my hands and wait for this place to do the right thing. When my phone didn’t ring immediately after Battle of Egypt with a rematch for my Universal Women’s Championship, I KNEW that I was going to have to take matters into my own perfectly manicured hands. So many people are licking their lips and holding their breath, waiting to see Kassidy Heart go right for the throat of Raven Roberts and take back the stolen championship. However, as I laid in my beloved’s arms the other night and we talked about my future and the direction I needed to take, Ryan compared my situation to one he faced in 2008 when he became the Undisputed Hardcore Champion. Setbacks happen, and sometimes people get bold and do bold things like Raven did to me, but even being temporarily knocked off your pedestal can sometimes lead to something far greater than even you dared to dream of, which is what happened when Ryan lost that particular title. He came back and won the World Heavyweight Championship, and was one of the most dominant holders of that belt in history. The World Heavyweight Championship is the most prestigious championship in this business… at least it used to be.
(Kassidy shakes her head.)
Kassidy Heart: As my love so eloquently pointed out to me, the second TLA got his hands on it, the value of that championship dropped. His post match celebration was nothing short of sickening, and to see a career underachiever reach the pinnacle of our business and get his hands on a world championship that he did not deserve is an image that we will be forced to watch over and over again. TLA is not a world champion. He does not represent the best this business has to offer. His story isn’t inspiring, and I hope to Gawd that it doesn’t make other perennial losers think they can actually achieve the same sort of status TLA has lucked in too! The last thing we need as a company is for the lower level talent to think they can compete for the grown-up belts, and that’s exactly why I plan to take my babycake’s advice and take that World Heavyweight Championship away from La Pantera Sexual.
Michael Belfort: Wow. So you’re not going to try and get the Universal Women’s Championship back?
Kassidy Heart: My goal is the World Heavyweight Championship.
??: Ahem!
(Kassidy is tapped on the shoulder and she turns around. She comes face to face with a chiseled and slightly scarred up chest, and as her green eyes travel upwards, they come to rest on the smirking, flawless face of The Visual Prophet.)
The Visual Prophet: You know, I just couldn’t help but overhear your little conversation with Michael here, and I must say, I found it utterly fascinating.
(Kassidy narrowed her eyes and Viz removes his trademark shades with the three lenses to look down at her.)
The Visual Prophet: And by fascinating, I mean completely ridiculous. What on Earth besides DEDEneedleDICK makes you think that you are deserving of a World Heavyweight Championship shot? I can somewhat see the argument of why you are owed a rematch against Raven, but the World Heavyweight Championship? :wtf: That pretty head of yours is empty at the best of times, isn’t it Kassidy? The two of us did take one another to the limit, and somehow we’re both still standing. I beat you worse than anyone else has before, even your husband for that matter so you should be calling Bae your daddy, BUT you did the same to me . I respect you for that, but what I have trouble wrapping my beautiful mind around is why you feel entitled to rain on TLA’s parade. If anyone is going to do that, it will be me, because there’s not a single Elitist in this company more deserving of a world championship shot than me.
Kassidy Heart: And how in the world are you justifying that? You couldn’t beat me, and the last time you even got close to sniffing a piece of championship gold, you ended up in a pool of your own delicious blood.
The Visual Prophet: I just justify it by knowing the future is bright for Bae, and that I am the best wrestler in the world. You might be the most perfect representation of a true Ultraviolent Queen, but I am the brightest light.
(Kassidy steps up to Viz, who is all too happy to look down at The Mauler. He touches a piece of her hair, which prompts Kassidy to slap his hand away and Viz can’t help but let out a little chuckle.)
The Visual Prophet: So feisty…
Kassidy Heart: You know, maybe we should finish what we started last weekend.
The Visual Prophet: Are you asking me to dance, Kassidy?
(Viz takes a mocking bow and extends his hand. Kassidy is about to haul off and slap him when StarrStan walks into the picture.)
StarrStan: Enough.
(The Dynasty General Manager steps between Kassidy and Viz, forcing the two apart. He gives them both a stern look and clears his throat.)
StarrStan: Both of you could make a case as to why you’re deserving of a World Heavyweight Championship shot, and that’s why next week I’m going to give you both an opportunity to earn what you both crave. Road to Redemption is right around the corner, and later on tonight, we have our first Extreme Elimination Chamber qualifier featuring SOSA Henderson and Drake King. Next week the two of you will be involved in qualifying matches as well, which means if you both come out victorious, you both will have the chance to face TLA at RTR. Sound good?
(Viz and Kassidy exchange looks with one another, and it’s Viz who nods his head first.)
The Visual Prophet: Alright, Stanley. We can play this your way. I look forward to seeing who you feed to me.
(Kassidy looks a little annoyed over the entire situation but finally she nods her agreement as well.)
Kassidy Heart: Whatever. I’ll just do what I always do… win.
The Visual Prophet: Except against me.
(A smirk settles across Kassidy’s face and she folds her arms across her chest.)
Kassidy Heart: I guess we’ll see since our paths are on a collision course once again.
(The Mauler twirls a strand of blonde hair around her finger and gives Viz another look before she exits the scene. Viz watches her go, a smile on his face. No doubt he’s already dreaming of ways to torture Mrs. Ryan Adams inside of the Extreme Elimination Chamber.)
(Dynasty fades to ringside.)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring who looks pumped for this next match.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Jake Mercer: ¡UNA CAÍDA!
Flannery McCoy: Jake we aren’t in Mexico anymore.
Stew-O: <Audibly facepalms>
Stephie Love: And is is a #1 Contender’s Match for the EAW New Breed Championship!!!!!
Stew-O: I am so pumped for this match I was honestly sleeping on it a bit but I have a feeling it is going to blow people’s expectations out of the water for what these two can really do.
(Karl Siggurdsson – Exponential Decay hits to outraged boos from the audience as well as a foreboding sense of danger silencing the young fans in attendance.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Cape Town, South Africa weighing in at 275 pounds… he is the “Cape Town Cripper” ROOOOOOOOOOOOONAN MALOSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
(Dark lights fall over the arena as the large and intense Ronan Malosi makes his way down to the ring clad in leather with a determined look on his face. Smoke rises from the ramp glowing dark green and blue enveloping the contestant in an aura of mystique as he walks to the ring like death itself has come to collect.)
Flannery McCoy: This is a dangerous man and these fans know that. He isn’t just looking to become the #1 Contender to the New Breed Championship. He is looking to hurt his opponent. It seems to be the only thing he enjoys. He has left devastation in his wake from the likes of JJ Moon and Angel de Plata.
Stew-O: Ronan Malosi has been very outspoken recently about his hatred for Dynasty. He sees himself as the only real man on the roster and intends to capture that New Breed Championship as part of his crusade to crush all these weak little bitches and bring real toughness back to pro wrestling.
Jake Mercer: Ronan Malosi is a former Time Magazine Man of the Year! If anyone can do it it is him!
(El Diablo x Machine Gun Kelly hits as the crowd erupts into cheers. Fans are shown blazing up their joints as they await the arrival of Ronan Malosi’s opponent.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent from Detroit, Michigan weighing in at 225 pounds he is “The Xtreme Classic” JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSTINNN WIIIIIIIIIIIINDGATE!!!
(Justin Windgate comes out blazing his way to the ring full of energy as Ronan Malosi continues to glare an icy stare at his opponent. Justin waves out to the fans before passing his joint to a young fan at ringside.)
Stew-O: This is a man who truly cares about the people!
Jake Mercer: Absolutely disgusting! The last thing EAW needs is a stoner as New Breed Champion! I’m so tired of these people pushing their unhealthy habits onto us moral people! Weed kills and is the first gateway to being entrapped in Satan’s embrace!
Flannery McCoy: Hey I think he’s earned it Jake after what he went through at House of Glass! Speaking of that however, Justin may be at a disadvantage after his brutal match with Lethal Consequences but he has no time to rest! He has to immediately get back on track and earn another opportunity for some gold here tonight.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: We are underway as both men pace around the ring unsure what to do. Suddenly Justin Windgate blows smoke into the face of Ronan Malosi! Ronan shoves him back into the corner as he brushes the smoke out of his face to restore vision! Ronan charges in! But Justin sidesteps out of the corner! Ronan whips around… They lock up… But Ronan shoves Justin right back into the corner again! Ronan raises up his arms in celebration as if to tell the whole world they should be worshipping him… But here comes Justin! Running Dropkick! Ronan staggers back… Justin off the ropes… Running Forearm! Ronan staggers into the corner as Justin charges in! Ronan ducks and throws Justin up into the air! Justin flies up over Ronan landing on the top rope…
Flannery McCoy: FLYING MISSILE DROPKICK OFF THE TOP! BUT RONAN JUST STAGGERS BACK! HE’S STILL ON HIS FEET! JUSTIN CHARGES IN AT RONAN AGAINST THE ROPES! RUNNING CLOTHESLINE! NO! RONAN DUCKED AGAIN! RONAN MALOSI! HE TOSSES JUSTIN WINDGATE UP OVER HIS SHOULDERS! JUSTIN GOES FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND CRASHES AND BURNS ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! DAMN THAT’S GOTTA HURT!
Jake Mercer: But Justin Windgate immediately back into the ring and throws shots right to the face of Ronan Malosi! But Ronan fires back with a Big Boot! Justin swiftly dodges! Ronan throws his massive limb of an arm swinging but Justin ducks that as well! Spinning Heel Kick from Ronan! MISSES THE MARK! Ronan almost lost his balance there from that incredible athletic maneuver! Ronan spins around! BIG BOOT! NO! JUSTIN WITH THAT QUICKNESS KEEPS DODGING ALL OF RONAN’S MOVES! RONAN’S LEG GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE AS HE LANDS ON HIS CROTCH! Justin Windgate runs off the ropes… MISSILE DROPKICK! Ronan goes tumbling over the top landing on the apron before falling to the floor! This crowd getting fired up here now as Justin Windgate lunges up to the top rope. FLYING CROSSBODY OFF THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE! BAH GAWD!
Stew-O: But Ronan Malosi catches him! Justin Windgate caught right in Ronan’s arms what incredible strength! Ronan lifts Justin up to his shoulders! Is he going for some kind of powerbomb here on the outside of the ring! Ronan charges throwing Justin into the turnbuckle! No! Justin slides off behind Ronan and shoves him forward! Ronan goes face first into the steel turnbuckle pole! No! He stops himself in time as he whirls around suddenly… AND GRABS JUSTIN AROUND THE THROAT! HE LIFTS JUSTIN UP! CHOKESLAM! CHOKESLAM RIGHT INTO THE AUDIENCE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT THE CROWD HOLDS JUSTIN WINDGATE UP! THE CROWD COUNTERING THE FORCE FROM THAT CHOKESLAM AS JUSTIN LANDS ON TOP OF THEIR OUTSTRETCHED HANDS! He rolls off them onto the barricade wall as he is passed a blunt from one of them. He blows smoke in Ronan’s eyes yet again as he leaps onto the barricade between the ringside area and the crowd. He leaps off… FLYING CROSSBODY! THIS TIME IT DOES INDEED CONNECT!
Jake Mercer: Justin Windgate rolls into the ring as an enraged Ronan Malosi stomps back up to his feet and rolls back in as well. Ronan immediately charges in with a Running Big Boot! It misses! Justin off the ropes… Running Shoulder Block!!! But Justin is stopped in his tracks as if he just ran into a brick wall! The crowd really hyping Justin up now as he runs off the ropes for another Shoulder Block! Ronan staggers back a little but it is a similar effect from last time! Justin slaps Ronan hard across the face! That may have been a mistake! Ronan grabs Justin around the face with both hands… Double Chokeslam! NO! Justin spits in his face! But Ronan immediately kicks his head off with a Big Boot! The force behind the blow sends Justin flipping in the air and crashing down on his stomach in the ring! Ronan slides into the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Kickout there by Justin Windgate! Ronan picks Justin back up immediately slapping him hard across the face sending him staggering back into the corner. Ronan Malosi charges in… Running Body Splash into the corner! He holds on to Justin and drags him back into the ring… SUPLEX! WITH A DELAYED STALLING EFFECT FOR DRAMA!
Jake Mercer: I’m pretty sure holding your opponent up in the Suplex position actually makes it hurt more.
Flannery McCoy: Oh really I had no idea. Anyway Ronan to the cover!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Justin Windgate kicks out! Ronan Malosi immediately goes to the rest hold locking Justin into a Chinlock. He’s right in the center of the ring and Ronan using those powerful hands has to be causing a great deal of pain to Justin. Justin struggling back up to his feet as he drives his elbow into the gut of Ronan. And he fires back with some forearms to the face! Ronan drives a hard knee into Justin’s gut! But Justin falls back against the ropes… He leaps forward… Running Forearm! Ronan staggers back a little but that brick wall is not going down! Justin off the ropes! RUNNING CLOTHESLINE! BUT RONAN DUCKS IT! JUSTIN OFF THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE RING… HE LEAPS INTO THE AIR OFF THE ROPES!! SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE! IT CONNECTS! AND RONAN GOES DOWN! HOLY SHIT THE FORCE OF THAT BLOW! JUSTIN WINDGATE INTO THE COVER AS WINDGATE HAS TAKEN THE WIND OUT OF MALOSI!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THR-
Flannery McCoy: Ronan Malosi kicks out with authority! Justin Windgate immediately leaps onto his back with a Senton Bomb! Justin runs off the ropes and kicks Ronan hard in the skull! Ronan looks dazed and confused as Justin climbs back to his feet and looks out to the roaring crowd! He turns around… and locks Ronan into a Chinlock! Ronan trying to power his way back up… Justin holding on onto his back as Ronan reaches his feet! Ronan drives Justin into the turnbuckle running back first into the corner! Justin slowly back up… But Ronan runs up jumping onto the second rope of the turnbuckle… He Springboards off with a Flying Clothesline dropping Justin Windgate! Holy shit it’s gotta be over! The cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THR–
Jake Mercer: Justin Windgate somehow kicks out! I can’t believe it! Ronan Malosi can’t believe it! He is pissed off! He reaches down grabbing Justin by the throat… He pulls Justin up over his shoulders! He is going for it! CODE RED! IT’S ALL OVER! NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!
Stew-O: NO! JUSTIN WINDGATE LANDED ON HIS FEET! JUSTIN IMMEDIATELY KICKS RONAN IN THE FACE! SUPERKICK! RONAN GOES DOWN! JUSTIN OFF THE TOP ROPE! WHAT DOES HE HAVE IN STORE?!?!? FLYING ELBOW DROP RIGHT ON THE BACK OF RONAN! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOO! THREEEEEEEEEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: No! Ronan Malosi kicks out! I thought that was it for sure! Justin punches his face trying to keep the big man down but Ronan back up to his knees fires a shot back at Justin in return. Justin has brought Ronan down to his level! Both men down on the mat on their knees throwing shots at each other! Ronan! Justin! Ronan! Justin! Ronan! Justin! Justin! Justin! Justin!
Jake Mercer: Justin Windgate somehow getting the advantage here as he knocks Ronan back onto his back! Justin immediately grabs the leg of Ronan twisting him over into an Ankle Lock! But Ronan throws him forward! Justin Windgate flies over him rolling through onto his feet! Justin off the ropes… RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE GROUNDED MALOSI’S FACE! HE JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT! JUSTIN NOW DOWN ON THE GROUND DRIVING HIS KNEE REPEATEDLY INTO THE FACE OF RONAN! HOLY SHIT!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Stew-O: Ronan Malosi has been busted open right here tonight as Justin Windgate keeps battering the big man! He resisted taking damage for so long but Justin wore him down and is now taking full advantage of this opening! The crowd is going absolutely wild for this as they are all in on Justin Windgate for receiving a future New Breed Title shot!
Flannery McCoy: Justin Windgate looks out to the fans as he points to the top rope! They want to see it! They need to see it! Justin Windgate climbs up to the top rope! We know what is next! Will he hit it?!?! CAN HE DO IT?!?
Jake Mercer: NO HE CAN’T! HE’S JUST HIGH AND THIS IS ALL A DRUG INDUCED EPISODE! THIS ISN’T REALLY HAPPENING! BUT WHY CAN I SEE IT TOO?!?!?
Stew-O: BECAUSE IT’S ALL REAL! JUST LIKE THAT X-FACTOR!!! JUSTIN WINDGATE GOES HIGH!!!!
Flannery McCoy: THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS CONNECTS!!! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… and NEWWWWWWWWW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP… JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSTINNNNNNNNNNNNN WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDDDDDDDGATEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(El Diablo x Machine Gun Kelly hits as the crowd absolutely loses their shit. Justin Windgate has his arm raised by the referee. The referee then calls over to the timekeeper who passes a blunt to be given to Windgate.)
Crowd: You deserve it! <clap clap clap clap clap>
Jake Mercer: NO! HE DOESN’T DESERVE IT! SHIELD YOUR KIDS EYES! THIS IMMORAL MAN IS CORRUPTING THE YOUTHS!
Flannery McCoy: Chill out Jake! This is a great moment for Justin Windgate! He has earned a future match against the EAW New Breed Champion Jenny Cien!
Stew-O: Definitely a shoutout to Ronan Malosi as well. The big man really went all out and I feel that on a different night this could go a different way. However, tonight we have to give a congratulations to Justin Windgate on his big victory! More exciting Dynasty action to come!
(The camera cuts to a commercial featuring all the comedy spots that were cut out of the preceding match by the network.)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the middle of the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Me Muero” by La 5a Estación plays to cheers as Angel de Plata Jr. comes out pumped up as he looks around at the crowd. He warms up for a moment before making his way to the ring with a confident stride in his step as he interacts with the crowd which returns it to him in kind. )
Stephie Love: Introducing first, residing in San Antonio Texas, weighing in at 205 pounds… ANGEL…DE PLATA…JR.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Here we go for De Plata’s second match here in EAW!
Flannery McCoy: He looks pumped!
Jake Mercer: Especially after his loss against Archimedes on his debut match! He will be looking to do better and get his first win! But his opponent tonight is no slouch!
(Sensei – Datsik hits to loud boos from the crowd.)
Stephie Love: Annnnnnnd his opponent! From Osaka Japan, weighing in at 235 pounds. He is “The Orchestrator of Violence” OSAMUUUUUUUUUU ARCICHIDA!!!!
(Osamu Arcichida makes his way down the ramp with a confident look on his face.)
Stew-O: Osamu is coming off a loss at House of Glass against The Leading Lady, for sure he will want to get back some momentum with a win tonight.
Flannery McCoy: Both he and Angel were partners the week prior to the Free-Per-View too remember?
Jake Mercer: Right, and they lost too. One of them will get on the winning path again; Who will it be?
( Ding Ding Ding!! )
Stew-O: And here we go! Both men are sizing each other up but then Angel charges forth but is met with a boot to the face quickly reacted by Osamu which forces his masked opponent to reel back. Arcichida then charges forth himself and is met by an uppercut sending Osamu backwards followed with a wind up punch by Plata Jr sends Osamu in a corner! WOAH!! SUPER KICK TO OSAMU FROM PLATA JR!! Square on the chin of Arcichida what offence right off the bat by the son of the legendary Angel de Plata! Junior goes for an irish whip to the opposite corner of the ring and charges in for a splash but is MET WITH A SUPERKICK BY ARCICHIDA AS WELL!! What a counter! Osamu goes for the cover!!
ONE!!
Stew-O: And a kick out by de Plata Jr!! What a start to this match folks! Osamu grabs Angel by the neck moving him up to his feet before sending him in an Irish whip into the ropes. Junior counters sending Osamu into the ropes instead and attempts a dropkick however he lands on his back as Osamu holds himself onto the ropes! Osamu charges for a kick but Angel ducks and wraps his arms around Osamu’s waist goes for a snapdragon sending Arcichida on his back once again! Osamu struggles making his way up in a corner while Del Plata Jr awaits in the opposite corner poised to strike! The Mexican sprints forward and delivers a beautiful splash much to the pleasure of the capacity crowd! Osamu is dazed in the corner while Junior prompts him on the top turnbuckle and WOAH DROP KICK ON ARCICHIDA SENDING THE JAPANESE TO THE OUTSIDE AND ONTO THE FLOOR!!!
Jake Mercer: Didn’t see that one coming! Osamu looks to be hurting on the outside!
Stew-O: Yes but we can see the resilience in the man as he is moving to get himself back to his feet to go on the offensive against Del Plata Junior BUT HE GETS SLAMMED BY ANGEL WHO HAD CLIMBED ON THE TOP ROPE AND FIVED INTO A CROSSBODY!! Woah if this is what he is willing to do in order to have a chance at winning what could he be trying next against Osamu??? Junior gets up raising his arms in the air under the cheers of the crowd and goes back to work on Arcichida grabbing him by the hair raising him up and throwing him with a strong Irish Whip against the barricades!! Osamu really looks to be hurting as he slams into the barrier and is sitting with a pained expression on his face. Junior moves in with a series of kicks stomping harshly at Osamu who tries to cover himself as best he could!
Jake Mercer: If this keeps up, we might be looking at a quick Angel victory!
Flannery McCoy: Angelique victory.
Jake Mercer: Err uh?
Stew-O: Moving on friends we see Junior raising his arms riling up the crowd before grabbing Osamu by the back of the head and force him to roll into the ring. Del Plata follows closely behind but he clubbed on the back by hammer fists from Arcichida who tries to muster some offense! Angel sits up while Osamu is behind him and wraps his arm around his neck for a perfectly executed headlock! He wrenches his arm around Junior’s neck he who tries to free himself without any success! Suddenly Osamu lets go of his masked rival getting up and goes against the ropes AND DROP KICKS THE BACK OF ANGEL’S HEAD!! Angel is holding his head in pain while Osamu keeps on the attack with a leg drop and a few kicks to the ribs for good measure! Junior keeps on the attack getting his opponent up and sending him into the ropes. He goes for a clothesline but Osamu ducks SWINGBLADE by Del Plata Junior!! Osamu gets up to his feet quickly and is met by a AN ENZUGURI!!! He goes down hard and Junior doesn’t looks like he is done!! The Mexican once more picks Osamu up forcing him to stand wobbly on his feet with his top body learnt forward. Junior with a kick to the mid section followed by an axe handle slam to the back of Osamu who he picks up by the waist and flips him upside down! Uh Oh! Will be be going for a piledriver?? Arcichida tries to fight the move flailing his legs trying to get Junior to lose his balance and he does it! Both men are on their feet now and Osamu uses his momentum to get Junior in a flip and slam hard on the floor behind Arcichida who tries to recover from the attacks he just suffered!
Jack Mercer: This is Osamu’s time to shine he needs to act quickly!
Stew-O: Right! What will Osamu do? He goes to Junior and drops down with a series of knees to the ribs, payback for earlier and then goes for a standing moonsault which connects on Junior! He goes for a pin!!
ONE! TW-
Stew-O: Junior kicks out of that one again! Second pin attempt by Osamu who picks up Del Plata Jr and throws him into the ropes! He goes for a move but Junior counters into a Lou Thez Press and unloads upon Osamu with a slew of fists before quickly moving them both to their feet! Irish whip by Angel! He goes for a move on Osamu who ducks before bouncing off the ropes and gets collected by Angel with an arm trap swinging neckbreaker!! Junior sees an opportunity! He looks towards one one of the corners and seems to think about going high risk while Osamu is down! He makes his way up and then grabs onto his mask adjusting it seems like it’s out of place as he is facing the crowd.
Jack Mercer: Hey look behind him!!
Stew-O: OSAMU IS RIGHT BEHIND ANGEL AND IS TRYING TO UNDO THE LACES OFF HIS MASK!!!! NOT WANTING HIS IDENTITY REVEALED JUNIOR TRIES TO STOP ARCICHIDA WHO THEN PICKS HIM UPON HIS SHOULDERS!! CLASSIVE AGGRESSIVE CONNECTS WITH IMPACT!!! ARCHICIDA GOES FOR THE PIN!
Ref: ONE…TWO…THREE!
(DING! DING! DING! Sensei by Datsyk hits under the boos of the crowd while Osamu gets off his opponent and gets to his feet to have his arm raised by the referee. )
Stephie Love: Here is your winner…OSAMU ARCICHIDA!!!
Stew-O: And just like that The Conductor adds another win to his record! But What a Disgraceful Way To Do It!!
Jake Mercer: A win is a win Stew-O! No matter how one achieves it! Osamu was able to capitalize and it got him the win! Look at Junior all hissy pissy at the referee! Nothing can be done now, but he gave a good show I won’t lie. Something tells me this won’t be the end of things between the two men based on how this match ended..
Stew-O: Switching gears, the EAW Universe is still reeling only one week removed from what was one of the most hellacious events in the history of this company, that of course being House of Glass. One Elitist in particular had a harder night than probably 90% of the other Dynasts on the roster – that being the 9 time World Champion and 2 time Hall of Famer, Impact – who is joining us from his home in Seattle, Washington.
( SPLIT SCREEN: Camera opens up to Impact in his home. He is sitting on a plush leather couch, with his background showing various framed photographs of his championship victories, mixed in with motivational posters featuring his muse athletes such as Muhammad Ali, Kobe Bryant, Russell Wilson, etc. His forehead is wrapped in bandages, and he sits patiently with his fingers interlocked looking dead into the camera. )
Stew-O: Impact we really appreciate you taking the time to join us. I understand you’re badly banged up, as most of the Dynasty roster is, due to the physicality of your match at House of Glass. I’d just like Dynasty to be the first outlet to get your comments. You’ve had about seven days to digest the turnout of your match against TLA at House of Glass, but if you could, give us your first reaction after losing the World Heavyweight Championship that night? What was running through your mind on your way out of the arena?
Impact: That’s a stupid question. Give me another one.
Flannery McCoy: OK granted, you’ve dealt with losing a championship in the past, so the experience may not be anything unique to you. But this time you lost the World Heavyweight Championship in a gruesome match in one of the most brutal events in the history of this company. To top that off, you also lost the coveted Gawd Contract that has been, suffice to say, advantageous to your career over the past year and some change. Can we get your reaction to that?
Impact: Imagine my shock, an even dumber question.
Jake Mercer: Alright Imp none of us are here to kiss your ass so why don’t we cut right to the chase? It’s no secret you have used the Gawd Contract as a crutch to keep your career afloat. You’ve won World Titles a million times, you’ve lost World Titles a million times. You’ve been in and out of contracts. Neither of these things are new to you, but what is new to you is the current crop of talent who lets face it are younger and more athletic than ever. Keeping up with the current generation seems from the outside perspective like you’re chasing the dragon so to speak. Let’s face it there is a very good possibility that EAW as a whole has passed you by. So it is necessary to my journalistic integrity for me to ask you, Mr. Pact, what is in the future for the Quintessential Champion?
Stew-O and Flannery McCoy: :krabs:
( Impact has a sinister smile on his face. )
Impact: You said something there that intrigued me. “EAW has passed me by.” I think you’re close by you didn’t exactly hit the hammer on its head. But there’s credence to that statement, at one point in time EAW actually did pass me by. Or at the very least it had passed me up. Once upon an era not very long ago EAW found itself infatuated with a regressive culture that plagued this company seemingly to its core. And because I rebelled against that culture and every bastion of that culture, I found myself without a seat a the table. Now obviously with as many problems as I still have with this place, like the way it accepts disloyal gassed up ingrates like Stephanie matsuda and Noah Reigner, and molds its culture around them until they leave this place high and dry for the likes of Sienna and I to pick up the pieces. But despite these issues, we’re still a lot more well off than we were before.
Say whatever the hell you want about my Gawd Contract, yes I abused my authority, yes I pushed my weight around, yes I pushed people to the bottom of the barrell. You can’t exactly deny the results, though, can you? That’s right, you can’t. The days of me looking out for anybody other than # 1 are fucking over do you hear me. Gawd Contract or no Gawd Contract, if I have to use any and every advantage that I need to to prevent myself from being thrown under the bus, and have my legs cut out from underneath me in favor of whatever flavor of the month is inserted into this company’s palate, then so be it.
Stew-O: But if I can just follow up-
Impact: No you can’t follow up, Mamba’s still speaking, thank you. Don’t get it twisted, I won seven World Championships, I earned two Hall of Fame rings, I won endless awards and accolades all without a Gawd Contract. I ain’t chasing the dragon, I am the fucking dragon. I’m following my own pathway to success, following the very same trail that I blazed. I’ve won more EAW Championships than your favorite wrestler. There’s not a contractual clause on God’s green earth that can replicate what I’ve accomplished by my own merit. I’ve won more titles than your favorites, and I’ve been fucked out of more opportunities than your favorites. I’ve experienced the very best as well as the worst of the spectrum. All losing that contract means is that I’ll have to reshuffle my deck. Something I’ve done a thousand times over before. Even when life deals me a crap hand I still end up as the ace of spades over you jokers. And there’s not a force in the world that qualifies my capabilities, and there’s not a man alive, especially not TL fucking A that can limit me.
Jake Mercer: So I presume you have your sights set on reign number 10?
Impact: You know Jake even though you are a pretentious smart ass, I will give you credit, you may be the only commentator on Dynasty with a three digit IQ, so there’s that. Yes, genius, I’m eyeing reign number 10, and if you haven’t already been able to tell by now I’m pissed off. I’m not going to sit here like a pseudo intellectual pompous tryhard like the three of you are and attempt to mask my fury with a poker face. I know for a FACT I will be World Heavyweight Champion again but I’m not going to sit here and pretend that I’m content because damn it I’m not. And it doesn’t help that one of the people on this roster receiving the fanfare is somebody like Serena Bennett, who has flown completely under everyone’s radar since the colossal failure that was Team Dynasty’s performance at Territorial Invasion. So let me get this straight. Serena Bennett comes out of the woodwork after tucking her tail between her legs and running from her problems, really what she does best, to get involved in my business. And you applaud her for it???
( The crowd gives a thunderous pop in response to Impact, and Impact sits back, shakes his head in disgust with a grin on his face to match. )
Impact: Of course you do. But I hope I’m being crystal clear when I tell say this, there is nobody on Dynasty who will ever get in my way again. There’s not a man or woman on the roster, I don’t care which one of these unreliable fucksticks you choose, whether it’s Serena Bennett, TLA and SOSA Henderson. Or that laughable excuse for an Elitist in Diamond Cage who seems to have his dick rode every time he bothers to get his ass off the couch and earn an actual living for himself. And even then these days he’s going on his back to the likes of Drake fucking King. SAD! I don’t give a damn if it’s any these other sad sacks that make up this roster. I brought legitimacy to the World Heavyweight Title and that cannot be denied. EAW needs me as champion the same way all of you need air in your lungs to breathe. I’ve provided more breathtaking moments than any other and the best part about it is I ain’t even here to entertain you. What you can expect out of Impact in the future is excellence because I was born produce exactly that, excellence. It’s as easy as breathing for me, and since you small minded heretics are too short sighted to look past your own insecurities and appreciate excellence when it’s staring you in the face, allow the rest of this season to serve as a refresher course. I’ll show you exactly what the hell excellence looks like, when I stand before you all as World Champion for the tenth time. Then times the GOAT. Ten times the king. Love live Impact. Now get the hell out of my house.
( Impact rips off the lavalier mic from his collared shirt, and immediately stands up. He orders the cameraperson to ”get their shit and go” and the interview abruptly comes to an end. )
(Dynasty returns and cuts to Stephie, who is standing by. She flashes the camera a smile and raises the microphone up to her mouth.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… PLEASE WELCOME TO THE RING THE NEW BREED CHAMPION… JENNY CIEN!!!!
(“Jenny From The Block” begins to blast across the sound system and the crowd jumps to their feet to give ‘The Baddie’ a raucous ovation. Jenny walks onto the stage with a smirk on her face and she poses with her championship.)
Stew-O: House of Glass was a hell of a night for Jenny Cien as she retained her championship in a triple threat glass weapons match against Archimedes J. Manson and Aniyah Mitchell.
Flannery McCoy: And it doesn’t appear that Jenny is going to get a reprieve anytime soon. She’s taking on the former Freeweight and Women’s World Champion, Sienna Jade, and earlier tonight, Justin Windgate was crowned as the new number one contender for that belt.
(Jenny climbs inside the ring and takes the microphone from Stephie. Her music fades out and once the crowd quiets down, Jenny begins to speak.)
Jenny Cien: I said it before but I’ll say it again. Nothing could have shattered my spirit last weekend at House of Glass. Not the glass, and certainly not my two opponents. Archie and Aniyah tried their best, but not surprisingly, their best just wasn’t good enough. Now Archie can go back to doing his corny ass comedy routines and Aniyah can go back to whatever gutter she crawled out of cuz after what I did to her at House of Glass you can take a safe bet that you ain’t EVER seeing that bum bitch back in another EAW ring ever again. That’s what happens when you cross me. ‘The Baddie’s’ spirit and will to succeed is second to none, and I’ll never let anything stop me from competing or defending this championship. I knew that when I signed with EAW things weren’t going to be easy, and that I would find myself in situations that I wasn’t accustomed too. However, the pain and anguish I felt every step of the way last Saturday night en route to my title defense is something that I have learned that I actually love. If you ain’t bleeding, you ain’t tryin’ and that’s why I’m stepping into the ring tonight to face my biggest test to date. But before I take care of Sienna Jade, I wanna turn my attention to Justin Windgate.
(Jenny’s dark brown eyes sparkle as she looks into the camera.)
Jenny Cien: Congratulations on defeating a loser of an opponent in Ronan Malosi, a man who couldn’t even win a ‘Not Good Enough To Be at HOG’ match that happened on Voltage! I’m not at all impressed with your victory, and I highly doubt you’ll be able to impress me once we step into the ring against one another, boo. I’m not at all pressed that Justin Windgate is my next opponent, and I say bring it and let’s do the damn thing. You not capable of even lacing up my Jordans, let alone capable of beating me in a match when my livelihood is on the line. I’m not about to let this belt go and take food off my kids’ table, because this title represents every struggle and hardship I have ever had to go through in my life. People want to talk their shit about my win being a fluke, and how I’ve gotten to much to soon, but it ain’t my fault I was in the right place at the right time, and Ima never apologize for that. I won this belt, and I’m going to continue to win and prove that I deserve it. There is no competition for me, and that includes you Justin. The Baddie is here to continue being the New Breed Champion and compete because that’s what a New Breed Baddie do!
(Jenny grins and lowers the microphone, as the crowd begins to chant for her. She takes a moment to soak it in, before passing off her belt and the microphone to the referee and Stephie respectively. Jenny takes a corner and after a few seconds, “Unfuckwithable” by Deez Nutz begins to play.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Stephie Love: ALREADY IN THE RING, FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA, PLEASE WELCOME ONCE AGAIN, THE NEW BREED CHAMPION, JENNY CIEN!
(After Stephie re-introduces Jenny, Sienna Jade steps on the stage. All the cheers for Jenny immediately turn into boos for Sienna. The flawless queen smiles at the reaction she’s getting and begins to make her way down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT, FROM SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA… PLEASE WELCOME, SIENNA ‘UNFUCKWITHABLE’ JADE!
Jake Mercer: To say House of Glass took an ugly turn for Sienna Jade and Impact would be a huge understatement. Things were going great for the couple until it was revealed that Sienna was the woman who took out Serena. As we all know, Serena would show up and take Sienna out of Glass Wallz, getting a little bit of revenge on Sienna for taking her out of action.
Stew-O: The issues between Serena and Sienna are far from resolved, and in my professional opinion, Sienna needs to sleep with one eye open. Serena is not the type to just let things roll right off her back.
Flannery McCoy; There’s no doubt about that, but underestimating the toughness, vindictiveness, and resolve of Sienna Jade is a huge mistake for anyone. I’m excited to watch this match between Sienna and Jenny.
(Sienna gets into the ring and gets set for the match. The referee checks with both women to make sure they’re ready, and then calls for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Flannery McCoy: Sienna Jade wastes no time initiating the collar-and-elbow tie up with the New Breed Champion! Sienna has the size advantage in this match and she immediately backs Jenny into the corner! Sienna immediately going for the illegal choke and the referee is forced to step in already! Sienna breaks right at the five count and she rears back… slapping Jenny right across the face!
Jake Mercer: I don’t know if that was the wisest decision. Jenny Cien hasn’t been here very long but she’s shown us time and time again she’s not going to put up with being disrespected. Jenny is quickly out of the corner and she shoves Sienna, causing Sienna to stumble.
Jenny Cien (Off Mic): Today is not the day and I am not the one you funky smelling bitch.
(A smirk cross the face of Sienna Jade.)
Sienna Jade (Off Mic): Alright New Breed ‘Baddie’ lets see what you got. I’m a former two-time world champ and you’re the shit on the bottom of my sh-
Jake Mercer: JENNY HAS HEARD ENOUGH AND SHE SPEARS SIENNA BACK INTO THE CORNER!! SIENNA IS FOLDED IN HALF LIKE AN ACCORDIAN AND JENNY IS UNLOADING LEFTS AND RIGHTS!!! SIENNA IS COVERING UP BUT JENNY GRABS HER BY THE HAIR AND SLAMS HER FACE FIRST OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! SHE KEEPS IT UP AND THIS CROWD HAS STARTED TO COUNT!!!
Crowd: … five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine! TEN!
Stew-O: Jenny slams Sienna’s face against the turnbuckle one last time and throws her across the ring by her hair! Sienna slams onto her stomach and Jenny is right there! She’s putting the boots to the former Freeweight and Women’s World Champion! Sienna is trying to roll towards the ropes but Jenny stomps on her hand! Jenny pulls Sienna up, nails her with a few stiff right hands, and plants her into the mat with a DDT! Jenny gets set and leaps in the air… STANDING MOONSAULT! SHE ROLLS SIENNA ONTO HER BACK AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: Sienna kicks out!!! I have it on good authority that Sienna Jade once found herself wrestling an Amazon by the name of Sloane McPherson way back in 2013. They were competing for Japanese Backyard Death League Wrestling and McPherson had Sienna’s arm pulled completely out of the socket. How about Sienna with one arm still beat the 8 foot tall Warrior Queen and made her cry like a little baby?? As if a DDT and moonsault would be enough to put away the future Mrs. Impact!
Flannery McCoy: That is not even a real promotion but you’re right about one thing. Jenny Cien is going to have to do a lot more work in order to put away Sienna Jade.
Stew-O: Jenny has Sienna in a headlock, but Sienna is currently bouncing her feet around and trying to find a way out of this. She gets her feet underneath of her and begins to force the issue. Both women return to a vertical base and Sienna begins to elbow her way out of the headlock. Jenny is forced to let go and Sienna decks her right across the jaw with a right! Jenny takes another shot and Sienna grabs her by the arm and whips her across the ring! She catches Jenny on the rebound with a boot to the face and drops down for a quick cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: The champ kicks out!
Jake Mercer: Sienna pulls Jenny up by the hair and tosses her out of the ring! Jenny hits the floor and Sienna slips out. Sienna putting the boots to Jenny now and she drops down, wrapping her arms around Jenny’s neck and choking her on the outside! Sienna isn’t playing around tonight and that’s probably for the best. No doubt Serena Bennett is backstage somewhere watching this match.
Stew-O: Sienna relinquishes the choke and Jenny grabs for the ring skirt to try and pull herself up, but Sienna kicks her hand away and slams her foot right between Jenny’s shoulder blades! The referee has started the count but Sienna smartly slides in and back out of the ring to break it up, and she’s back down on the ground. She grabs Jenny and tosses her into the ringsteps and Jenny slams back first into the steel! This crowd is really unloading on Sienna Jade right now and she mockingly takes a bow.
Flannery McCoy: Jenny is pulling herself up and she returns to her feet right as Sienna turns back around! Jenny catches Sienna with a kick to the stomach and she slams Sienna’s face off the steps! The crowd erupts and Jenny quickly throws Sienna back into the ring! The New Breed Baddie climbs onto the apron and waits for Sienna to get back to her feet! Jenny leaps onto the ropes and catapults herself off catching Sienna with a crossbody! Jenny quickly grabs the legs and makes the cover!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: Sienna powers out!!!
Stew-O: Jenny stays on the attack and mounts Sienna, peppering her with forearm after forearm! Sienna fends her off and Jenny rolls to the side and quickly gets back to her feet! Sienna is up too and she charges at Jenny, looking for a clothesline takedown! Jenny ducks, catches Sienna, and brings her down with an arm drag! Sienna is back up but so is Jenny and she is able to take down the former two-time champ with another arm drag! This time Jenny maintains control of the arm and she’s going for an armbar! Sienna scrambles and is able to flip over, slipping out, and getting back to her feet! Jenny is up but here comes Sienna! WITCHES HAM- NO! JENNY HAD IT SCOUTED! SHE DUCKS! SHE GRABS SIENNA BY THE WAIST AND WRESTLES HER DOWN TO THE MAT! SIENNA TRIES TO GRAB THE ROPES BUT JENNY ROLLS HER BACKWARDS AND GETS SIENNA’S SHOULDERS ON THE MAT!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTT-
Flannery McCoy: SIENNA KICKS OUT!
Jake Mercer: Jenny loses her grip on Sienna, and Sienna slips out of the ring! Jenny rolls out and the chase is on! Jenny chases Sienna around the ring and Sienna slides back inside! Jenny does the same but Sienna is up first and immediately starts stomping on Jenny! Sienna lured her right into that and it goes without saying that Sienna Jade has a Mensa level IQ when it comes to professional wrestling and makeup!
Stew-O: Sienna kicks Jenny in the head a few times before jerking her up by the hair and getting her into position. SIENNA WITH THE BACK-TO-BACK BACKBREAKER SHE CALLS ‘THE CLAPBACK’ BUT SHE’S NOT GOING FOR THE COVER! SIENNA QUICKLY RUSHES THE ROPES AND COMES FLYING BACK AT JENNY WITH A BEAUTIFUL SOMERSAULT LEGDROP ACROSS THE THROAT! SIENNA GRABS THE LEGS FOR THE COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRR-
Flannery McCoy: JENNY GETS HER SHOULDER UP! SIENNA MOUNTS ‘THE BADDIE’ AND BEGINS HAMMERING AWAY! THOSE RIGHTS AND LEFTS HIT THEIR MARK AND SIENNA HAS LEFT THE NEW BREED CHAMP IN A HEAP ON THE MAT! SIENNA IS BACK TO HER FEET NOW AND SHE GOES FOR THE ROPES! SHE CLIMBS UP TOP AND GETS HERSELF SET! ‘STARSTRUCK!’ SIENNA’S MOONSAULT HI- NO! JENNY GOT HER KNEES UP AND SIENNA ROLLS TO THE SIDE, CLUTCHING HER STOMACH! BOTH WOMEN ARE DOWN AND THIS CROWD IS CHEERING AND STOMPING THEIR FEET, TRYING TO WILL JENNY CIEN BACK UP!
(Sienna and Jenny both rolls towards opposite corners and slowly pull themselves up.)
Jake Mercer: Both women have returned to their feet now, and it’s Jenny who screams at Sienna to come at her. Sienna Jade never backs down from anyone and she flies at Jenny! The two women lock horns and both start battling for positioning! Jenny manages to get Sienna up against the ropes, but Sienna reverses! Now Jenny! Now Sienna! Sienna gets Jenny in the corner and looks to hit her with a short-arm clothesline, but Jenny gets her feet up! Sienna eats those feet right to the face and she stumbles back which allows Jenny to scramble to the second turnbuckle! She flies off, looking to hit Sienna with a double axe-handle to the back of the head, but Sienna catches her with an uppercut to the gut! Jenny doubles over and Sienna clubs her in the back of the head, sending Jenny to her knees!
Sienna Jade (Off Mic): That’s a good place for ya!
Stew-O: Sienna goes for a kick, but Jenny catches her foot! Sienna’s eyes just shot wide open! She’s got her hands up and Jenny’s got a smirk on her face! Jenny maintains control of Sienna’s foot as she pushes herself back up! Jenny spins Sienna around and takes her down with a HUGE clothesline! Sienna scrambles back up but Jenny is right there and takes her down again! Sienna is back up and Jenny looks for a third straight clothesline, but Sienna manages to duck this one! She tries to grab Jenny around the waist, but Jenny nails her with an elbow to the side of the head! JENNY GRABS SIENNA AND WHIPS HER ACROSS THE RING! SHE CATCHES SIENNA ON THE REBOUND… JENNY CUTTER! JENNY CUTTER! SIENNA IS DOWN AND JENNY QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: SIENNA GETS HER SHOULDER UP! THE HEART! THE RESILIENCY! SIENNA JADE IS STILL ALIVE IN THIS MATCH!
Flannery McCoy: I like how Jenny isn’t panicking though. She’s right back to work and has wrapped Sienna in a grounded headlock, keeping the former multi-time champion down on the mat. Sienna is twisting and turning her body, reaching for the ropes, but Jenny has that headlock firmly applied. Sienna is clawing at Jenny’s forearms now, and trying her best to pry them apart, but ‘The Baddie’ is using every bit of her strength to hold on right now! Sienna’s face is turning purple, and Jenny shifts a little bit, transitioning that headlock right into a sleeper hold! It’s about to be lights out for Sienna ‘Unfuckwithable’ Jade!
Stew-O: The referee has gotten involved now, and he is checking on Sienna. We all know if her arm drops three consecutive times it’s game over for the only Freeweight Champion in history! Sienna is holding on though, and look! She’s got her feet planted and is trying to force herself AND Jenny up into a standing position! Jenny has no choice but to get up and the height difference doesn’t really allow her to keep that sleeper locked in since both women are standing! Sienna elbows the champ in the stomach, grabs the arm, and whips Jenny into the ropes! Sienna looking for a clothesline, but Jenny ducks! She hits the ropes, and Sienna leapfrogs over her on the rebound! Jenny hits the ropes again but this time she locks her arms, and that sends Sienna running! Jenny lets go of the ropes and is able to catch Sienna in the mid-section and lift her up… sending her over the ropes!
Jake Mercer: BUT THE FORMER LUCHADORA WHO ONCE HELD EL CHAPO HIMSELF HOSTAGE AND MADE HIM BEG FOR HIS LIFE BECAUSE SHE DIDN’T LIKE THE WAY HE LOOKED AT HER LANDED ON THE APRON! SIENNA DUCKS BETWEEN THE ROPES AND NAILS JENNY IN THE KIDNEY AREA WITH A SHOULDER THRUST AND GRABS THE HAIR! SIENNA JUMPS OFF THE APRON AND SNAPS THE BACK OF JENNY’S HEAD OFF THE ROPES! JENNY IS DOWN AND SIENNA CRAWLS BACK INTO THE RING AND GOES FOR A COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: NO! JENNY KICKS OUT! Sienna is far from pleased and she immediately rolls Jenny into the double underhook crossface! SIENNA HAS ‘TEMPTRESS’ LOCKED IN!
Flannery McCoy: BUT LOOK GUYS! JENNY’S FOOT IS ON THE ROPE! Sienna locked that submission hold in right by the ropes and the referee is screaming at her to let go! Sienna gives him no other choice but to start counting and she releases the hold right at the four count! The damage might already be done though, because Jenny appears to be in a lot of pain right now. Sienna smells blood like the shark that she is and she grabs Jenny, dragging her into the center of the ring. She stomps away on Jenny’s head and neck a few times, and she’s rendered the New Breed Champion defenseless! Sienna grabs Jenny and pulls her up…. RDG! BRIDGING FISHERMAN’S SUPLEX CONNECTS! SIENNA WITH THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO WAY! JENNY CIEN JUST KICKED OUT OF RDG! HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE DO THAT?!
Flannery McCoy: I’m honestly shocked! Has anyone ever kicked out of RDG before?!
(Inside the ring, Sienna Jade is in disbelief.)
Stew-O: What’s it going to take for Sienna Jade to put away Jenny Cien?!
Jake Mercer: It looks like Sienna is going for ‘Temptress’ again and this time they’re right in the middle of the ring! There won’t be any ropes for Jenny to use to save her! SIENNA LOCKS IN THE HOLD AND THERE IS NO WHERE FOR JENNY TO GO! SHE’S GOING TO HAVE TO TAP OUT!
Sienna Jade (Off Mic): TAP YOU CUM DUMPSTER! TAP!
(The crowd roars for Jenny to get back into the match, drowning out the rude screams of Sienna Jade. Much to everyone’s shock the lights in the arena go out.)
Flannery McCoy: What the hell?
(The video tron cuts on and footage from Pain for Pride begins to play.)
CJ Hana: The Women’s Grand Rampage winner is in trouble! I think the best thing for her to do is to submit! Look at this, Gavin! SERENA BENNETT IS SHIFTING HER BODY AROUND! SHE’S TURNING HERSELF AROUND AS SHE GETS SIENNA IN POSITION FOR THE TRAP QUEEN! SHE’S GETTING HER HANDS AROUND SIENNA JADE’S NECK! SIENNA’S ARMS ARE TRAPPED! THE WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPION IS STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! THERE’S NO PLACE FOR SIENNA TO SCRAMBLE! THE ROPES ARE SO FAR AWAY FROM HERE!
(The glow from the tron has lit up the ring and Sienna has let go of Jenny and is back to her feet. A furious look has crossed her face as she’s forced to relive what happened to her back at Pain for Pride.)
Gavin Kirkland: DO NOT TAP, SIENNA! YOU’RE SMART! LOOK FOR A WAY TO COUNTER THIS MOVE! COME ON, SIENNA! DO NOT LOSE TO THAT TRAITOR!
CJ Hana: SIENNA JADE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN! SHE KNOWS THE TROUBLE THAT SHE IS IN AT THE MOMENT! SERENA BENNETT HAS THAT TRAP QUEEN LOCKED IN! THERE’S NO WAY FOR SIENNA TO GET TO THE ROPES! SHE IS STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! :lupe:
SHE TAPS OUT!! SIENNA JADE TAPS OUT!! SERENA BENNETT WINS!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding)
(“Surfin’” hits the speakers once again as the crowd EXPLODES in the Mercedes-Benz Stadium! Serena Bennett releases the Trap Queen on Sienna Jade as a wave of emotion hits the young woman’s face. The woman put her body on the line. This feeling was bigger than winning the Women’s Grand Rampage Match. This feeling was nothing that she had ever felt before. Serena Bennett is covering her face in shock as the crowd is applauding her.)
Maria Del Rey: THE WINNER AND THE FIRST EVER ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION … SEEEEEERRRRRRRREEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAA BEEEEENNNNNNNNEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTT!!
(As soon as Serena is announced as the first ever Universal Women’s Champion, the tron cuts off and the lights flash back on. Sienna is holding the ropes and breathing heavily, doing whatever she can to curb her rage. “Surfin’” by Kid Cudi begins to play in real time and crowd inside the Dreamstyle Arena is going absolutely crazy at Serena making her second appearance tonight.)
Sienna Jade (Off Mic): What the fuck do you want?!
Serena Bennett (Off Mic): To watch you lose this match.
(Serena points behind Sienna and ever so slowly, the former champion turns around. Jenny has taken advantage of the distraction, gotten herself back together, and is back to her feet. She smirks right in Sienna’s face and kicks her in the gut, driving her into the mat with a DDT! Jenny follows that up with standing moonsault, flips Sienna onto her back, and hurries to the top rope.)
Jake Mercer: JENNY IS GOING TO STEAL A WIN THANKS TO SERENA BENNETT! SHE’S GOING FOR THE 100% SPLASH AND IF SHE HITS IT… IT’S OVER!
Stew-O: JENNY CIEN WITH THE IMPLODING 450 SPLASH AND IT CONNECTS ON SIENNA JADE! JENNY WITH THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER.. THE NEW BREED CHAMPION, JENNY CIEN!!!
( “Jenny From The Block” begins to blast throughout the arena and slowly Jenny Cien gets to her feet. There’s no doubt that this is her biggest victory to date, even if it did come with a little bit of help. The referee hands her the New Breed Championship and raises her hand in the air, while Serena applauds from the stage. Jenny and Serena lock eyes, and give one another a show of respect, before Serena makes her way to the back. Sienna Jade rolls out of the ring and drops to the outside, clearly angry over the turn of events. The camera takes a final shot of Jenny holding up the New Breed belt before fading to a commercial break.)
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(Excedrin commercial featuring Kassidy Heart)
(Dynasty comes back on air as Sienna Jade is seen rushing into StarrStan’s office in a rage)
Sienna Jade: Hey you bald fuck are you going to just let your animal run wild every week and fuck up every single thing that I’m a part of or are you going to do your job and tame the bitch before I have to do it myself?!
StarrStan: Sienna… you took the girl out of action for over a month and you’re surprised that she’s out for revenge? I should be barking at YOU for cutting my damn roster short!
Sienna Jade: It’s what she deserves. Ever since she entered this company she has been the antithesis to the Jaded Hearts and have tried to overshadow what we do every step of the way and this dates back to Empire. Even when Kassidy beat her, of course she tried to one up her and your enabling ass assisted her by making her team captain of Dynasty, how’d that turn out for you? The chick is a fraud and a piece of trash and the sooner the rest of this company realizes the better. I’m just trying to open everybody’s eyes but the reflection from her forehead seems to be beaming and blocking your views because it’s like you’re all on her jock, and for what? For changing her hair color every month? For acting like an uneducated hoodrat? She sucks! Now do something about her costing me this match against this old run down baby momma Jenny Cien!
StarrStan: There isn’t much I can do Sienna. You two will have to handle this woman to woman eventually.
Sienna Jade: You listen to me Stan. You help me rectify this issue right now or I’m calling my man and he’s going to kick your ass the moment he sees you and you know he’s already angry as it is.
(Starr becomes visibly flustered)
StarrStan: Okay look, I can offer you a shot at getting even with her but I also have to put her in on it too.
Sienna Jade: I’m listening.
StarrStan: Next week, you and her will be in action… and your opponents will be picked by the both of you in a pick your poison scenario!
Sienna Jade: Easy, Jenny Cien. Let’s see how much she kisses her ass now. I’ll see you next week Stan.
(Sienna storms off leaving Stan wiping his forehead in relief)
(We cut from the previous segment to the current one as the camera displays one of Elite Answers Wrestling’s beloved interviewers backstage holding a microphone as he stood in front of a cement backdrop.)
Michael Belfort: Hello everybody! I am Michael Belfort and I’m backstage here tonight ready to bring an exclusive interview for you all! I’m excited to introduce my guest tonight…ladies and gentlemen…THE LEADING LADY HERSELF…DARCY MAY MORGAN!
(Darcy May Morgan appears to a mixed reaction from the crowd as she strikes a dramatic pose before hopping in place and warming up a bit. Darcy walks over and stands next to Belfort as Michael begins to speak once more again.)
Michael Belfort: Hello Darcy! I am
Darcy May Morgan: Hello to you, too! Everything good, Mikey?
Michael Belfort: I’m good, never been better. I must admit, I am very glad to have you here and before I proceed with my questions, congratulations on your huge victory at House of Glass against Osamu Arcichida!
Darcy May Morgan: Thank you, at least someone around here isn’t ego tripping and gritting their teeth to give me a compliment for once.
Michael Belfort: Well, with a win like that you certainly made a statement for yourself but also you earned a title opportunity for your efforts. How does beating Osamu feel and what exactly will that title opportunity lead you?
Darcy May Morgan: Michael, I did it. I fucking did it. I fought against the odds and ended up being the last person laughing for the first time in my EAW career. I fought against the Orchestra of Violence, and walked away after with the W. No Rem, no Vic, just The Leading Lady. No one thought I could do it. Everyone had me down as a tag team competitor, someone who was too codependent on the rest of the world to succeed on her own. A girl who worried too much about cashing in her House of Glass cheque, to go into a match with that much violence, that much danger and that much on the line.. And win. I was labeled as the girl with plastic boobs and long blonde hair, who was going to shy away from blood, sweat and tears. But last weekend, that was my night. It was the defining moment I needed after months of setbacks, months of heartache and months of battling for an opportunity to be the best. The match took me to a place where I needed to go. I was savagely beaten with pieces of glass, and put into a glass kingdom to fight to the death, and I walked away with the win. No cheap shots. No roll ups. I ended that match, winning fair and square and no one.. And I mean NO ONE can take that away from me.
(Darcy takes a deep breath as she fights the smile rising on her face.)
Darcy May Morgan: As for the title shot? I spoke to StarrStan and he has informed me that the title shot I earned for defeating Osamu Archichida will be for the Specialist Championship held by Andrea Valentine. Our match will be two weeks from now on Friday Night Dynasty and I finally get the chance to test myself against the longest reigning Specialist Champion of all time. I beat Osamu without anybody by my side and I promise to do the same with Valentine in two weeks. I don’t have the weight of helping carry other people and am now free to spread my wings and fly as high as the wind can take me. In two weeks, I will take flight and bring that Specialist Championship with me.
Michael Belfort: That’s not an easy task but with how well you have performed this season, In willing to bet you will put a fight up against the champion and make it very competitive! Tonight, however, you are challenging The Visual Prophet in our final match of the night. Any thoughts on him and what can we expect from you tonight?
Darcy May Morgan: The Visual Prophet paid some respect to me a few weeks ago.When facing Cage, Viz commended me for my work ethic and my bright future. He did so again this week but it seems he was a little more disrespectful with his ranting. I didn’t expect anything less from him. With that said, people can look at me as an underdog here like they did at House of Glass but that wouldn’t be wise at all. To be frank, with how badly Viz and Kassidy Heart fought to a draw in their 1000 shards match, I don’t even expect Prophet to be 100%. With that said, a wounded animal is usually when it is the most dangerous so I’m not going to take him lightly at all. I’ll bring the fight to him and I won’t flinch at whatever he has to bring for me. He may have respected me before, but after tonight…he will have to respect not just me but this win I grab against him here in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
Michael Belfort: Darcy, many have looked at you and your six month EAW career and labeled you strictly as a tag team specialist who people expected to slide down the rankings here when Remi Skyfire abruptly left EAW once again. Any words for the people who doubt you or don’t believe you are a capable single’s competitor?
Darcy May Morgan: Look. I see all the hate that comes my way. From the fans to the very elitist who make up this company. If beating Osama Arcichida last week didn’t help show that I’m one of the best in this realm, that I don’t need anybody dragging me down, or that I don’t have to carry anybody to make a name for myself then beating Viz surely will. Then, after both these men fall to me and I show right back up here on Dynasty two weeks from now with a former National Elite champion and former New Breed champion on my defeated list, I’ll be the one to knock of Andrea Valentine and claim myself that Specialist championship! They say my future is bright, well…the future is now, Michael. The future is Darcy May Morgan! The Leading Lady is done leading everybody else and is solely focused on leading myself to championship glory.
Michael Belfort: If you could speak to Vic Venom or Remi Skyfire right now, what would you say to them?
Darcy May Morgan: I’m not sorry about our friendship but I am sorry that I had to watch you two fail in order for me to find my own path and succeed by myself. Hopefully, the more I win and improve, the less I have to field questions and remarks about you two and you both are wherever you are watching me become the most theatrical star this company has ever seen. This is my time and nobody, not Venom or Skyfire, can block me from achieving anything and everything I want in this business.
Michael Belfort: Good luck tonight, Darcy!
Darcy May Morgan: No doubt. You can save that luck for someone in need of it. I got a Prophet to beat and a championship to put around this waist of mine.
(Darcy exits the scene as we return to the commentary booth.)
Stew-O: A challenge has been made as Darcy May Morgan just revealed that the title opportunity she earned at House of Glass will be realized in two weeks on Dynasty! Darcy May Morgan will face Andrea Valentine and the Specialist Championship will be on the line!
Flannery McCoy: Darcy seems very confident in not just her chances of defeating Andrea Valentine and becoming the new Specialist champion but also in beating The Visual Prophet here tonight in our main event match up. Viz is one of the very best in EAW but Darcy wants the world to see that she can fit right in on that same level Prophet and many other top ranked Elitists are seen at. I think she has a great chance tonight given her wave of momentum and Viz potentially being more injured then he let on.
Jake Mercer: The Dropkick Darling dares to dazzle and disprove all the doubters who decided this dame was a dunce without her disgusting partners. No Remi, no Vic, NO PROBLEM! Viz better bring his best against this lass!
Flannery McCoy: Did you prewrite that or did you do all of that on the spot?
Jake Mercer: I don’t write, I’m the Jay-Z of professional wrestling commentary!
(We watch Stew and Flannery cringe at Jake before transitioning to another moment during the show.)
(Stephie Love is shown in the middle of the ring)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and is an EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER QUALIFYING MATCH!
(‘Love SOSA’ by Chief Kief begins blaring throughout the arena and the crowd gives a mixed reaction as SOSA Henderson walks out to the entrance ramp, arms extended and a smile on his face. After doing a full 360 spin, SOSA flips off a member of the crowd in the front row and rolls into the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first! Weighing in at 191 pounds, he’s from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, ‘BULLETPROOF’ … SOSSSSAAAAAA HENDERSONNNNNN!!!!
Jake Mercer: After months of radio silence from SOSA, we finally heard from the man. AND HE’S BACK!
Flannery McCoy: Well, Jake, we’ve seen SOSA compete. And he hasn’t been the same since Pain for Pride. But tonight he’s looking to take down the KING and reclaim his spot here in EAW and on Dynasty. We’ll see if he can do that, with the momentum surely on Drake King’s side side.
(‘Ready for War’ by Adelitas Way begins to play and the crowd also gives a mixed reaction, albeit more boos than cheers. Drake King steps onto the entrance ramp and stops, looking down at SOSA Henderson and shaking his head in disgust. Drake’s ribs are taped up and he’s clearly trying not to show any signs of pain from his battle at House of Glass.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent, weighing in at 220 pounds, from Charlotte, North Carolina… HE IS THE KIIIINNNNGGGGGGG!! DRAKE…. KINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Stew-O: What a war we saw between Cage and Drake King in the Red Wallz match this past Saturday. Those two men laid it all on the line at the end of the night, Drake King came away with the win against Cage who is known as an all time great here in EAW. An impressive victory, to be sure.
Flannery McCoy: Drake King is riding a wave of momentum right now and he’s looking to continue that by entering the Extreme Elimination Chamber as one of the favorites if he can keep it going.
Jake Mercer: He went for broke at House of Glass and his investment paid off. Drake King is on fire right now.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: OH! LOOK OUT! Right off the bat, a fresh SOSA Henderson just tackled Drake to the ground and he’s delivering some vicious shots to the body and it’s clearly having their intended effect. SOSA hops up to his feet and he’s now stomping on those hurt ribs of Drake! This is an all out assault. SOSA bounces off the ropes, hops over the body of Drake King, and comes off the ropes again — AND DELIVERS A HUGE FLYING ELBOW DROP RIGHT TO THOSE RIBS! JESUS!
Jake Mercer: Drake is rolling around, clutching those ribs, clearly in severe pain right now! SOSA didn’t compete at House of Glass, so he’s one of the freshest and healthiest on the roster right now!
SOSA Henderson: (off mic) You bitches love me!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA is gloating now, flipping off fans and relishing in his dirty work, taking advantage of Drake Kin- OH!!! DRAKE ROLLS SOSA UP! DRAKE KING PULLS ON THOSE TIGHTS! THIS COULD BE IT!!!!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: NO! SOSA rolls out of it. SOSA is right back to his feet, whereas Drake remains down on one knee…. And SOSA kicks Drake right in those ribs again! Drake King is back down on the mat and SOSA is relentlessly targeting those ribs, which are taped up and clearly an easy target for someone wanting to take advantage. SOSA follows up, lifting Drake by his hair… he wraps his arms around him! DEADLIFTS HIM! RIGHT INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX! HE BRIDGES THE PIN!!!!
ONNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: A quick kickout by Drake who rolls out of the ring, hoping to get some time to recoup here. Drake’s on the outside holding this ribs, but SOSA is looking at him with evil intentions here. SOSA off the ropes… SUICIDE DIVE TO THE OUTSIDE SENDS DRAKE CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE! And SOSA is once again posing, looking at the crowd as if he already has this match in the bag. DON’T UNDERESTIMATE THE KING!
Flannery McCoy: You’re finally right about something, Mercer. Drake’s already attempting to get back to his feet, but SOSA delivers a quick kick to the face of Drake. SOSA grabs ahold of Drake King… AND THROWS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE AGAIN! SOSA immediately picks Drake up. SOSA lifts Drake in the air… AND DRAKE KING COMES CRASHING DOWN, RIGHT ON THOSE RIBS, ON THE BARRICADE!
Referee: (off mic) COME ON! GET BACK IN THE RING!
SOSA: (off mic) Fuck you, bitch!
Stew-O: Look at this! The referee is in the face of SOSA and he’s yelling at the referee. He could get disqualified here. I don’t think the referee wants to end this match by a double count out — we need one of these men in the elimination chamber — so he’s trying to enforce the rules with some force here. SOSA finally ends the confrontation between him and the referee, turning his focus back to Drake King. Once again, SOSA looks to pick Drake up forcefully with a handful of hair. But Drake … WITH A SHOT TO THE GUT OF SOSA! This backs SOSA up a bit, but he charges Drake. AND DRAKE FOLLOWS UP WITH A HUGE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO THE JAW OF SOSA! Drake King bounces back to his feet, this man is relentless, and starts delivering left and right hands to the face of SOSA Henderson. A comeback by Drake King and this crowd is starting to get fire up here. Drake backs up… AND CHARGES AT SOSA-
*CRASH*
Flannery McCoy: SOSA COUNTERED, THROWING DRAKE KING RIBS FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS WHICH JUST FLEW ABOUT FIVE FEET! Drake King is once again down and SOSA has the upper-hand, using the fact that Drake King just went through a brutal Red Wallz match to his advantage.
Jake Mercer: It’s smart. It’s really smart.
Stew-O: SOSA rolls back in the ring and right back out, as if the referee was counting anyways! SOSA lifts Drake up once again… and slams him right into the ring apron! This is calculated targeting and he knows exactly what he’s doing here. SOSA finally rolls Drake back into the ring. SOSA is up on the apron now, signaling for Drake to get on his feet. Drake is now on his knees, trying to gain awareness of his surroundings here. SOSA SPRINGBOARDS! AND FLIPS! AND CONNECTS WITH A DOUBLE LEG DROP ONTO THE ABDOMEN OF DRAKE KING! MY GOD, WHAT ATHLETICISM! SOSA HOOKS THE LEG OF DRAKE! THIS IS OVER!!!!
ONNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TTTWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
THHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—
Jake Mercer: DRAKE GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE! DRAKE KING IS STILL IN THIS! THIS IS WHY THIS MAN IS A FUTURE WORLD CHAMPION, FLANNERY! HIS RING AWARENESS AND WRESTLING IQ IS OFF THE CHARTS!
Flannery McCoy: Drake survives, but who knows for how long here. SOSA is beside himself, once again yelling at the referee. SOSA is back to his feet and Drake King is clinging on to the ropes, trying to get to his vertical base, but clearly struggling. SOSA pulls Drake back from the ropes, lifting him to his feet, LOOKING FOR A DRAGON SUPLEX! BUT NO! DRAKE FLIPS OUT OF THE SUPLEX AND LANDS SQUARE ON HIS FEET! SOSA LOOKS FOR A SPINNING KICK, BUT DRAKE DUCKS!! DRAKE SPINS, LOOKING FOR A DISCUS ELBOW, BUT SOSA DUCKS THAT ONE! A SUPERKICK ATTEMPT FROM SOSA, BUT DRAKE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! MY. GOD. DRAKE KING LANDS A FOREARM ON SOSA! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! SOSA IS BACKED UP INTO THE ROPES. DRAKE TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK… CHARGES AT SOSA!!!! NOOOO! DRAKE KING GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE! BUT HE HANGS ON, STANDING ON THE APRON! SOSA CLEARLY SCOUTED THE LARIAT ATTEMPT!
Stew-O: SOSA is rattled from those forearms from Drake and he’s clutching his jaw, but Drake King is clearly not 100% right now. SOSA has been able to take advantage of that tonight. In a fit of rage, SOSA charges Drake, grabbing ahold of his hair. What’s he doing here?! Drake King is on the apron and SOSA is on the outside. SOSA has Drake ready for a suplex!! SOSA LIFTS HIM UP AND BRINGS DRAKE DOWN ON THE ROPES, RIGHT ON THE ABDOMEN! Drake King is now hung up on the ropes and SOSA is shaking them up and down as the pain can only be worsening on those ribs. Drake King finally flips back into the ring, landing right on his back. SOSA WASTES NO TIME! HE PICKS DRAKE UP…. SPANISH FLY!!! A STANDING SPANISH FLY!!!
Jake Mercer: That move was created in 1988 when El Goro San de Muerte went-
Flannery McCoy: We ain’t go no time for that! SOSA kips up and immediately begins to climb the top turnbuckle.
SOSA Henderson: (off mic) YOU BITCHES WAS LOOKIN FOR ME?!
Stew-O: SOSA IS ON THE TOP ROPE! DRAKE KING IS LAYING FLAT ON THE MAT — WHAT COULD HE BE THINKING?!?!
Jake Mercer: SOSSSSAAAA BOMMMBBBBB!!!! NOOOOO! NO! WHAT??!?!
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE KING JUST ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY AND SOSA HENDERSON JUST LANDED FLAT ON HIS BACK AFTER THAT FAILED ATTEMPT OF A SWANTON BOMB! IN A HURRY, DRAKE USES THE ROPES TO GET BACK ON HIS FEET. SOSA looks to try and get right back to his feet… DRAKE GRABS AHOLD OF HIM, THOUGH! HEIR TO THE THRONE! HEIR TO THE THRONE CONNECTS, THE ROLLING CUTTER HITS! BUT DRAKE IS SO DRAINED FROM THE ONSLAUGHT HE’S RECEIVED IN THIS MATCH, HE HAS TO CRAWL OVER TO SOSA FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT. DRAKE DRAPES HIMSELF OVER SOSA. THIS IS IT!!!!
ONNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: SOSA KICKS OUT! THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER!!! The look on the King’s face says it all, he wanted to end this match with the Heir to the Throne. Drake King crawls over to the ropes, goes to the apron. He’s climbing the turnbuckle?! What’s he thinking here?!?!?! DRAKE KING FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE… AND HE CONNECTS WITH A FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH BUT WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE THINKING?!?! DRAKE CLEARLY JUST HURT HIS RIBS EVEN MORE WITH THAT MOVE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Drake King is a mad man and he seems to not even care about the pain. Drake is on the mat coughing and trying to maintain a steady breath of air, while SOSA is rolling around on the mat. I’m not sure who got the worse end of that frog splash! Drake King is clutching the ropes again, using them for leverage.
Drake King: (off mic) GET UP! COME ON!
Stew-O: Drake wants SOSA up, but he’s on his hands and knees. OH! DRAKE CHARGES! FALLEN KINGDOM! FALLEN KINGDOM! Drake connects!!! SOSA’S HEAD BOUNCES OFF THE MAT, BUT HE SOMEHOW ALSO BOUNCES TO HIS FEET. DRAKE CHARGES OFF THE ROPES… GUILLOTINNNNEEEE! DRAKE HITS THE GUILLOTINE AND ALMOST TAKES SOSA’S HEAD OFF! AND THIS CROWD IS GOING BALLISTIC!!!! DRAKE KING FALLS ON TOP OF SOSA!!!!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND QUALIFYING FOR THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER, DRAKE KINNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: What an impressive win here tonight by Drake! SOSA had control throughout most of this match, halting any attempt at a comeback Drake tried to make, but at the end it was the slipped up SOSA bomb that cost SOSA the match. Drake King took full advantage, connecting with a series of moves that I’m not sure anyone in EAW could say they’d be able to kick out of.
Jake Mercer: An absolutely undeniable performance by Drake King. Just a week fresh off of a brutal Red Wallz match, being thrown through every glass object known to mankind, Drake pulls off a huge win and qualifies for the Extreme Elimination Chamber. A huge opportunity for the King.
(Commercial Break)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the middle of the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen THIS is the MAIN EVENT! And it is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Another One Bites The Dust” by Queen plays to a mixed reaction as The Visual Prophet comes out to the stage. He has bandages wrapped all around him but still oozes arrogance as he makes his way to the ring)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Detroit Michigan, weighing in at 230 pounds… he is, THE VISUAL…PROPHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: I can say this right now that Viz is not 100%.
Flannery McCoy: After House Of Glass nobody is! But Viz looks to be the worst compared to his opponent. He put his body on the line against Kassidy Heart and got speared through the ring! Its gonna be a challenge not just getting pass his opponent tonight, Darcy May Morgan, but even being able to fight!
(The Visual Prophet enters the ring and goes to the top rope, he brandishes one of the new scars he has as he jumps off the top rope and goes to his corner leaning against it as “Another One Bites The Dust” fades out. “Spotlight Savior” by Iggy Azalea plays as Darcy May Morgan makes her way to the stage. She looks a bit beaten up but she still has a confident smirk on her face as she makes her way to the ring)
Stephie Love: And his opponent, from Kent United Kingdom, weighing in at 130 pounds… THE LEADING LADY, DARCY…MAY…MORGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: :whew: Dropkick Darling, she looks like a battle ready competitor, like that time when she fought in a mexican steel cage flaming table inferno match against the Latin ASSassin.
Stew-O: Ok then, well I can say for certain that Darcy got more of a benefit out of her match compared to Viz, as she now has a chance at a future title opportunity!
Flannery McCoy: We’ll see how that plays into her attitude coming into this match, either way I’m sure this is gonna be a great match!
(Darcy enters the ring and brushes the Ref away going to the top rope and spreading her arms up looking to the crowd before pointing to herself and jumping off the top rope as “Spotlight Savior” fades out and the Ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Jake Mercer: Here we go as this match is underway! Darcy attempting to lock up but Viz hesitating! They lock up! Viz trying to push Darcy into the ropes now but Darcy is fighting back trying to keep her ground. Darcy managing to go behind Viz and around cranking at the arm! Darcy sweeping Viz down and letting go of the arm and going for a headlock! But Viz rolling away and leaping onto Darcy locking in a headlock of his own!
Stew-O: Yet Darcy quickly trying to kip up onto her feet! DARCY ROLLING VIZ OVER! OH! DARCY WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK OF VIZ’S HEAD! Darcy up to her feet with a smirk as Viz gets up holding his head with a nod! DARCY GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE- BUT VIZ DUCKS! DARCY TURNING AND RUNNING LOOKING TO CLOTHESLINE VIZ! BUT VIZ PULLING THE ROPES DOWN AS DARCY LANDS ON THE APRON! Viz trying to take a breather but I’m sure Darcy is trying to prevent that! DARCY WITH A RUNNING KNEE RIGHT TO VIZ’S HEAD AS HE LEANS AGAINST THE ROPES! Darcy not entering the ring as she goes to the top rope and Viz stumbles to the middle of the ring! CROSSBODY-
Flannery McCoy: VIZ CATCHING DARCY MID AIR! Viz collecting himself as he lifts Darcy in the air! BACKBREAKER! Darcy falls straight down clutching her back as Viz wastes no time bringing her back up and sending her to the corner! VIZ WITH A CLOTHESLINE- NO! DARCY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY LEAVING VIZ IN THE CORNER! DARCY WITH A CLOTHESLINE OF HER OWN SENDING VIZ INTO A SITTING POSITION! Darcy standing back and looking to run! DOUBLE KNEES- NOBODY HOME! Darcy clutches her knee as Viz drags her to the center of the ring! VIZ DROPPING HIS KNEE RIGHT TO THE LEG OF DARCY! Darcy trying to crawl away but Viz still has a hold on her leg as he lifts her up! POWERBOMB!!!
Jake Mercer: Darcy in pain as Viz takes a break in the corner basking in the cheers from the crowd. Darcy crawling to her feet as Viz grabs her! DARCY WITH A SOLID EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Viz stumbles into the ropes but breaks into a run! :blessed: Dropkick by Darcy! Viz stumbles to a knee as Darcy grabs him! DARCY FIRING PUNCH AFTER PUNCH DOWN ON THE FACE OF VIZ! Viz is barely able to push back before the Ref is forced to seperate them as Darcy runs! VIZ SIDESTEPPING OUT OF THE WAY! BUT DARCY! HANDSPRING ELBOW- NO! VIZ RUNNING AND HITTING A STRONG KNEE ON THE HEAD OF DARCY KNOCKING HER DOWN AND OUT!!! Viz going for the pin!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO-
Stew-O: DARCY POWERS OUT! Darcy sits up as Viz is already pushing her down! VIZ WITH A BARRAGE OF PUNCHES SLAMMING FIST AFTER FIST DOWN ON DARCY! DARCY TRYING TO ROLL UP VIZ BUT VIZ PUSHES AWAY! BUT DARCY ALREADY TWO STEPS AHEAD AS SHE GETS A HOLD OF VIZ! FACEBUSTER! Darcy quickly getting up and taking a step before running! ELBOW DROP TO THE BACK OF THE VISUAL PROPHET! Darcy keen on keeping the advantage as she nails multiple stomps down on Viz! Viz rolling away but Darcy already pulling him up from behind! VIZ WITH A BACK ELBOW! Darcy stumbling up but she’s still moving to Viz! VIZ WITH A SPINEBUSTER!!!
Flannery McCoy: That took a lot out of both competitors as Viz is taking his time getting up to his feet. Darcy starting to pull himself up but Viz pulling her up and up! MILITARY PRESS- NO! DARCY SLIPS OFF! BUT VIZ QUICKLY WITH A RUNNING SHOULDER BLOCK KNOCKING HER DOWN! VIZ BARGING THROUGH DARCY AS SHE WHIPS HER HEAD AGAINST THE CANVAS! Darcy crawling to the corner as Viz follows slowly! VIZ RAMMING HIS KNEE RIGHT INTO DARCY’S FACE! Viz keeping his knee on the face of Darcy as she struggles to take a breath and escape out! Viz forced to step back but he isnt done! HE RAMS HIS KNEE INTO DARCY! Darcy pulling herself out of the corner as Viz was waiting for her! IKE TURNER SPECIAL-
Jake Mercer: NO! DARCY DUCKS THE SPINNING BACK FIST AND GRABS VIZ! BACK SUPLEX! Viz staggering back as Darcy grabs him by the arm! SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE! Darcy still pulling Viz up though! Irish whip to the ropes! DARCY WITH A DROPKICK- NO! VIZ PUSHES HER AWAY! Darcy falls to her knees as Viz grabs her! SUPLEX! NO! DARCY DROPS HER WEIGHT AND SLIPS OUT! DARCY SLIDING UNDER AND PULLING VIZ DOWN BY THE LEGS! ELBOW DROP! Viz grounded as he rolls around in pain and Darcy yells at him to get up she’s looking for something! SITOUT SPINEBUSTER!!! DARCY TRANSITIONING RIGHT INTO A PIN ATTEMPT!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRR-
Stew-O: KICKOUT! Darcy sits up as she clearly looks frustrated and gets up to her feet. Darcy taking a step back possibly waiting for Viz to get up! Darcy grabs him! VIZ PUSHING HER INTO THE ROPES SENDING HER REBOUNDING OFF IT AND TO THE OPPOSITE ONE! SPINNING BACKFIST- DARCY DODGES THE IKE TURNER SPECIAL BUT VIZ WAS READY! DROPKICK! Darcy falls flat to the ground as Viz sets her up! PROPHET DRIVER! THE DEATH VALLEY DRIVER CONNECTS AS VIZ ISN’T GOING FOR THE PIN! HE’S GOING TO THE TOP ROPE! BOW TO THE HEART-
Flannery McCoy: NOBODY HOME FOR THE DIVING ELBOW DROP!!! DARCY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS VIZ GRABS HIS ELBOW IN PAIN! Darcy grabbing Viz! KNEE RIGHT TO THE FACE! DARCY ISN’T STOPPING AS SHE CONTINUES TO HIT VIZ WITH KNEE STRIKE AFTER KNEE STRIKE AS THE REF INTERFERES CREATING SOME DISTANCE BETWEEN THEM! Darcy running attempting to go for another knee!
Jake Mercer: IT CONNECTS! VIZ SHOOTS UP AND STRAIGHT TO THE GROUND AS DARCY GETS PUMPED UP! Darcy bringing Viz up! BUT VIZ FIRING A FOREARM AT DARCY SENDING HER BACK! Darcy fights back though with multiple punches but it looks like Viz is overwhelming her! Darcy pushed into the ropes as Viz lands some quick hard impact body shots before stepping back! Viz runs- DARCY KICKING VIZ RIGHT IN THE FACE STOPPING HIM! Darcy stepping forward! STIFF FOREARM SMASH RIGHT TO VIZ SENDING HIM BACK! BUT VIZ RETALIATES WITH A KNEE AS DARCY CLUTCHES HER GUT IN PAIN! Viz grabs her! SNAPMARE! Viz not done! KICK RIGHT TO THE BACK! Darcy still sitting up as she grabs her back in pain! She gets up but she falls right into Viz! SWINGING SPIKE DDT-
Stew-O: NO DARCY SLIPS OUT OF THE VDT AND SWEEPS VIZ! Viz quickly gets up but Darcy was ready! TTYN!!! DARCY WITH A BRUTAL LEFT HAND KNOCKOUT PUNCH TO THE VISUAL PROPHET AS SHE GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRRE-
Flannery McCoy: VIZ KICKS OUT! Darcy sits up with anger plastered over her face as she didn’t expect Viz to kick out! Darcy getting up trying to sink in what happened as Viz sits there trying to get his bearings back together. This match has taken a big toll on both of these competitors now let’s see if either of them can make it to the end! Viz staggering up as Darcy was waiting for him! FACE ACHE- NO! VIZ COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND DODGING THE SUPERKICK! Darcy looks straight to the ground with anger on her face as she grabs Viz by the head! DARCY SMUDGING HER BOOT ON THE FACE OF VIZ! VIZ IS HELPLESS AS HE TRIES TO ESCAPE-
Jake Mercer: HE DOES! VIZ GRABBING A HOLD OF DARCY’S LEG AND TWISTING IT! VIZ-LOCK! THE ANKLE LOCK IS LOCKED IN AS DARCY SCREAMS IN PAIN! VIZ LOOKING TO WRAP HIS LEG AROUND DARCY’S LEG BUT SHE PREVENTS THAT AS SHE CONTINUES TO CRAWL TO THE ROPES! Darcy looks inches away as Viz yells!
The Visual Prophet (Off-Mic): TAP!!!
Darcy May Morgan (Off-Mic): SHUT UP B**CH!
Stew-O: Viz looks angered as he wrenches even more! VIZ! HE WRAPS HIS LEGS! BUT IT’S TOO LATE! DARCY HAS A HOLD OF THE ROPES! Viz can’t believe it as he slowly backs off trying to comprehend what’s happened so far! Viz gets to his feet as Darcy is being checked on by the Ref! VIZ NOT WAITING- BUT DARCY TACKING VIZ! DARCY WITH A GROUND AND POUND NAILING VIZ WITH PUNCH AFTER PUNCH KNOCKING THE LIGHTS OUT OF VIZ! Viz is trying to fight back but Darcy already has too much of a lead on him! Viz finally pushing Darcy away as she takes a step back! DARCY WITH A KNEE DROP- NO VIZ MOVING OUT OF THE WAY! Darcy falls to a crawling position as Viz runs the ropes! VIZ WITH A RUNNING ELBOW DROP RIGHT TO THE BACK OF DARCY’S HEAD!!!
Flannery McCoy: Darcy with agony on her face as Viz brings her up! Viz kissing Darcy on the head I think I know what he’s going for! KISS TO THE HEAD! THAT RUNNING ELBOW STRIKE KNOCKS DARCY OUT COLD! VIZ GOING FOR THE PIN!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRREEE-
Jake Mercer: WHAT?! DARCY HAS THE ROPES!!! VIZ THINKS HE HAS THIS MATCH WON BUT THE REF IS INFORMING HIM OF IT! Viz can’t believe it! Viz now grabbing the head of Darcy and knocking her down as soon as she attempts to get up! But Darcy is still attempting to fight back as her eyes flicker on! DARCY ATTEMPTING A FOREARM BUT VIZ BLOCKS IT! VIZ REELS BACK A PUNCH! BUT DARCY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! Viz going onto the apron! BUT DARCY SWEEPS HIM BY THE FOOT!!!
Stew-O: Darcy with an amazing rush of adrenaline as Viz grabs his back in pain on the apron! What is Darcy looking for! SHE’S GOING TO THE TOP ROPE! NO! DARCY WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO VIZ ON THE APRON! VIZ FUMBLES OFF THE APRON BUT DARCY PULLS HIM RIGHT IN! VIZ SLOWLY GETTING UP AS DARCY WAITS! DONT! DISS! DARCY!!! THE BICYCLE KNEE CAVES THE VISUAL PROPHET’S FACE IN AS DARCY GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRREEE-
Flannery McCoy: VIZ GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!! HOW! BOTH OF THEM HAVE ESCAPED EACH OF THEIR BIG MOVES! BOTH OF THEM REALLY DON’T KNOW HOW TO GIVE UP! Viz slowly grabbing the bottom rope as Darcy punches the ground and gets to her feet! It looks like she’s going for another DDD as she yells at Viz to get up once more! DDD- NO! VIZ MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OF THE BICYCLE KNEE!!! Viz leaning against the ropes yet quickly getting up as Darcy is confused! VIZ WITH A QUICK BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Darcy rolls up to her feet but Viz grabs her! PROPHET DRIVER-
Jake Mercer: NO! DARCY SLIPS OUT OF THE DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! DARCY REELING HER ARM BACK! TTYN- NO! VIZ BLOCKS THE LEFT HAND KNOCKOUT PUNCH! VIZ SPINNING! IKE TURNER SPECIAL!!! THE SPINNING BACKFIST CONNECTS AS VIZ QUICKLY GOES TO THE TOP ROPE! DARCY ISN’T EXPECTING THIS BUT WHEN SHE DOES IT’LL BE TOO LATE! BOW TO THE HEART!!! THE DIVING ELBOW DROP CONNECTS AS VIZ GOES FOR THE PIN! THIS MIGHT BE THE END OF THE MATCH!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRREEE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Another One Bites The Dust” plays as the Ref quickly runs over to help The Visual Prophet up, he raises his arms in the air in victory before going to the top rope and celebrating his victory more as the Ref goes to tend to Darcy)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!
Stew-O: A monumental win by The Visual Prophet as he gets a win over the powerhouse that is Darcy May Morgan!
Flannery McCoy: I’m sure this might bum out Darcy but just remember that future title shot she has in her hands. The possibilities are endless for The Leading Lady and let’s see what pathway she goes to. But for now congrats to Viz!
Jake Mercer: As long as there’s some positives to this I’m fine with the Dropkick Darling losing.
(Viz rolls out of the ring as Darcy stands and leans against the ropes. She looks frustrated but sighs as she rolls out of the ring and goes to the back. The last shot is of Viz raising his arms up on the stage as the camera fades)
(A package of TLA’s career from NWF to now airs highlighting his ups and downs, the championship wins and the hardships including several world title losses, being the Grand Rampage runner up, coming up short in Cash in the Vault, and his eventual exit from the company. It then shows his latest run on Dynasty leading up to finally winning the World Heavyweight Championship in his hometown of Mexico.)
(The camera fades in to a shot of the Dreamstyle Arena in Albuquerque, New Mexico where an extravagant setup has been placed in the ring. The ring mat is covered in fluffy red carpet and the turnbuckle posts have been replaced with long sparkling stripper poles reaching all the way up to the ceiling. Half of the corners of the ring are shown flying the American flag while the others are shown flying the Mexican flag. The crowd is shown on their feet in anticipation as bikini clad women are walking throughout the audience handing tacos out to the fans. Suddenly loud honking noises can be heard from backstage as the crowd begins to cheer. Stephie Love steps up into the ring wearing a long red dress that blends in with the ring as she smiles to the crowd before holding up a microphone.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen at this time allow me to welcome the NEWWWWWWWWWWWW EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… T!!!!!!!!!!!! L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Ambitionz az a Ridah” by Tupac blasts across the speakers nearly drowned out by the fans as a lowrider bounces its way out onto the stage. The EAW World Heavyweight Championship is shown glimmering lying on the hood of the vehicle nearly falling off at times but due to TLA’s mad skillz with the bounce it never does. As the roof opens and smoke emerges TLA slowly pops out of the vehicle sliding down the windshield and grabbing the title before rolling into the ring. TLA quickly rolls back out of the ring as he embraces his abuela at ringside. The Poons from the audience slowly begin to make their way back to the ring dancing on the poles as Steroid Dawg is shown emerging from the lowrider and lying on the hood where the championship was just a few moments ago.)
Flannery McCoy: Ladies and gentlemen we witnessed history at House of Glass as we saw the culmination of TLA’s long EAW career finally reaching the top of the mountain here on Dynasty!
Jake Mercer: I am honestly still in shock that it happened I thought that Impact would hold that championship until he retired. Especially with that Gawd Contract!
Stew-O: But it did happen and that Gawd Contract is no more. You have to wonder exactly what that means for Dynasty.
Jake Mercer: Without a Gawd to worship I honestly don’t even feel like I have a purpose anymore! My faith has been shattered by this heathen!
Flannery McCoy: It means that Dynasty has become a level playing field again Jake. TLA could have kept that contract and used it like so many others have before to gain an advantage in this business but instead he burned it. That means to remain champion he is going to have to fight for it using only his talent and skill to keep it around his waist.
(The crowd chants for TLA before eventually quieting down as red, white, and green confetti and balloons fall across the arena onto the audience.)
TLA: Yo yo yo orale Albuquerque!!! Last week I been reppin’ Old Mexico something fierce but tonight the champ all up in here and fixin’ to rep for New Mexico if ya feel me.
(The crowd cheers as a New Mexico chant is heard. Fans are shown showing off their hometown merch.)
TLA: Y’all should be proud of this shit. Cuz we out here and we in the Dreamstyle Arena. Shoutout to the University of New Mexico. Lobos going hard n shit. But I know it’s prolly some corporate ass name from some corporate ass company but we couldn’t be in a more fitting arena tonight. Cuz at House of Glass for yo boi all them dreams came true and this week I’m out here before all y’all and I’m out here before all y’all in style! You ain’t believe me? Check the swag.
(The camera zooms in on the EAW World Heavyweight Championship which has had its nameplate replaced with TLA’s name looking fresh and gleaming like it just got polished.)
TLA: Not only am I in the Dreamstyle Arena living the dream but I am doing it right here on Dynasty. Right where it all began for yo boi all them years ago. Back in 2014. Back when I put my pen to that contract and they gave me that first lucha… Uhhh actually about that… That first lucha. It ain’t never aired. See we had some issues with this guy called Demon. He ain’t never aired that match but yo we ain’t sweat that. That was a long ass time ago but it just goes to show how far y’all can come. I been kept off the show. I been fired time and time again but I keep on hustling and tonight I stand before mi gente as the World Heavyweight Champion and no matter what happens next ain’t nobody taking this moment away from us. Estamos aquí y somos los mejores!
(The crowd cheers as the camera displays a shot of Abuela celebrating by throwing La Chancla into the air. TLA flinches in the ring concerned that it may be heading his way but it just falls straight back down and abuela catches it with a natural reflex and quickness surprising for her age.)
TLA: Yo enjoy the tacos but keep yo hands off the Poons. No Nut November comprende? For real I hope y’all be enjoying them tacos. Cuz that too represents just how far we done came. Back when I was just a lil hoppa struggling to make it on the indies I got saddled with a gimmick called “The Flying Taco”. We ain’t even wanna talk about that shit in 2019 or EAW gonna get taken off the air. And I ain’t wanna bore y’all culos with these old ass stories. But these tacos are for y’all enjoyment but they also a middle finger to all the haters who ever doubted and wanted to hold yo boi back as some sort of Mexican side attraction or comedy gimmick cuz at House of Glass we put all the narratives to rest. All the haters out there on suicide watch cuz they can’t handle seeing a strong independent Latino man succeed in this ring.
(Angry white people are shown getting up and trying to storm out of the arena.)
TLA: Lo siento my bad my bad I meant a strong independent Latinx man. The Latinx Assassin out here to rep for his gringos.
(They seem satisfied as they return to their seats and sip their pumpkin spice lattes.)
TLA: At this point I think that y’all know what I’m all about. Y’all know who La Pantera Sexual be. But in case you new or in case you needed a reminder lemme holla at you. My name is TLA and I am the Baddest Hombre on the Planet and I prove that shit week in and week out in this ring. Yo soy un luchador y yo soy un guerrero. I been fighting all my life and that ain’t gonna stop just cuz I got this strap. Nah this ain’t the end this is a new beginning and that means there’s only going to be new challenges ahead. Imma get out in front because soon we gonna have challengers. They gonna come out and say TLA is a fluke champion. TLA is gonna fail as champion and not even last a month. TLA got lucky he didn’t deserve it. TLA only won because of Serena Bennett. Jajaja the haters can say what they want cuz they was all saying we would never even get this far. Now they just sliding the scale up a bit more and finding new ways to come at me. And you know what? I wouldn’t have it any other way because with this championship around my sexy waist I got a responsibility. I got a responsibility to step out here in this ring and declare myself the best luchador in the whole fucking world. I got that responsibility cuz of the people who will question it. Who will doubt it. Who are going to come after me and say “yo TLA you are basura and imma beat yo ass for that belt”. Cuz that’s how this business works. I’m the champion y’all the challengers and imma take on each and every one of y’all cuz that is what I do. No more Gawd Contracts or other bullshit. We take that shit and we light it up!
(The crowd cheers as they celebrate the destruction of the Gawd Contract at House of Glass.)
TLA: Impact is a legend in this business and truly the greatest of all time. However, I proved at House of Glass that he ain’t no Gawd and we here on Dynasty are done with that mierda. We ain’t got no Gawds to rule over us cuz we out here fighting and we out here as warriors. For too long EAW has been held hostage by so called Gawds and people with other fancy titles claiming they are better than everyone else. Claiming that they are better and know better than all you fans. That shit about to change with the quickness yo. Cuz we bringing in a new era of EAW out here where the fan’s voices actually matter. Where when you tell us who the best wrestlers around are we actually listen to y’all. Where we don’t say “ye I know everyone likes that but they are dumb as fuck and I know this”. Nah we going to establish a new era for the people and we going to give y’all exactly what you want. No more bitch ass cowards who hide behind they privilege and contracts. No more men hiding behind their girlfriends. No more champions who don’t got the cojones to defend they championship unless management literally drags them out to the ring and forces them into it. Nah imma be a fighting champion for the people and give y’all that professional wrestling give y’all that lucha libre that you been demanding for far too long. Cuz I always be saying it. I ain’t even know if I always say it the same but I say it how I say it. Anyone. Anytime. Anywhere. Imma bring y’all to task and imma make sure that if anyone ever grasps this belt from yo boi that they gonna have no choice but to beast stronger and feast longer.
(Steroid Dawg barks loudly recognizing the catchphrase as the crowd cheers and begins a Steroid Dawg chant.)
TLA: Mah dawg that. Mi perra buena es la mejor perra. Tonight ain’t about all that. Tonight is about showing that appreciation and all that love to my TLArmy, my TLAmigos, my TLArmada, or whatever gang y’all wanna rep. You been riders throughout all this and this victory is dedicated to all y’all who been with me from day one. Same goes to those just hopping on the TLA Train. Maybe you on the bandwagon now I got the gold and imma welcome y’all aboard with them open arms. Give you that abrazo ya feel me? Cuz we out here now and we running these streets. El Chapo and the cartel ain’t got shit on us. We running the game and if y’all wanna step to us you best step prepared. We ain’t running. We ain’t hiding. We standing tall standing strong and standing ready to go to war. Real Mexicano Warrior shit up in here y’all want some of us come get it in. We ain’t hard to find. You want to find it? Look around. We ain’t hard to find.
(TLA gestures out to the thousands in attendance and the millions watching at home as they give a standing ovation. More red, white, and green balloons and confetti begin to fall as TLA stands on the turnbuckle to celebrate with the fans before rolling out of the ring bringing the belt into the audience to continue the celebration.)
Jake Mercer: Look everyone! I got a balloon! These Christmas colored balloons really bring out the holiday spirit!
Stew-O: Wait Christmas? I thought it was…
Flannery McCoy: Just let him enjoy the holiday season Stew. It’s the happiest I’ve seen him all night.
Stew-O: :wow:
Flannery McCoy: TLA making a statement here tonight that he intends to be a fighting champion and a champion that represents the great fans of EAW. TLA has declared that the era of Gawds has come to an end here on Dynasty and that he is open to fighting absolutely anyone who comes for that championship. It sure feels like a new era has emerged here on Dynasty but it remains to be seen just how long it will last. Who will step up to challenge for the gold first? Will TLA be able to keep it?
Stew-O: I have a feeling that it is going to take a hell of a lot of effort to take that belt away from TLA. Look at him. Covered in bandages he can barely walk after that Glass Wallz Match with Imapact yet he didn’t even mention the unbelievable pain that he must be in here tonight. Instead he came out acting like he is 100% and is ready at all times to fight for that championship. If this is the kind of intensity and passion we can expect from him at his worst it is going to be one hell of a task to dethrone him when he climbs in the ring to defend that title at his best.
Jake Mercer: We wish you a Merry Christmas! We wish you a Merry Christmas!
Flannery and Stew: <audibly facepalm>
Jake Mercer: What? My bad do you not celebrate? Do you want me to sing a Kwanzaa song next?
Flannery and Stew: :whoa:
Stew-O: Well it is true that EAW is entering the holiday season but there is still two months of great action left to go in 2019 and I have no doubt after tonight that Dynasty will be at the forefront of bringing you the very best EAW has to offer.
Flannery McCoy: That being said make sure to check out Reasonable Doubt!!! Our brothers and sisters on Showdown are no doubt going to raise the bar and try to outdo what we did at House of Glass!
Jake Mercer: Hahaha they have absolutely no chance in hell! Dynasty for life bitches!
Stew-O: That’s the spirit Jake. That’s the spirit.
(TLA and Steroid Dawg are shown crowd surfing, signing autographs, and taking selfies with the New Mexico fans as Ambitionz az a Ridah blares across the speakers for so long the song has to be restarted several times before the camera fades to black as the fiesta is still in full swing. Even after the camera fades to black Jake Mercer can still be heard humming Christmas songs.)
(EAW Logo Buzzes)
