Matthew Graham
(EAW intro plays.)
(A recap of last week’s Dynasty episode is shown as it starts with StarrStan kicking off the show. He announces the Extreme Elimination Chamber participants as before he could go any farther than Xander Payne, MITSUBACHI and Komatsu Ogawa interrupt. They annoy him so much that Starr throws him into the Chamber for his own sake anyway. In a hard fought match, Cash Coleman gets a win over ULTIMO putting the Dynasty roster on notice. It then goes on to Sofia Clarke trying to give an update on SEBAS after House of Glass before being interrupted by Limmy Monaghan and Mason Massacre. Both of them say that SEBAS was just the start and namedrop their team, Goldheart. Mason Massacre, with the help of Limmy Monaghan, gets a needed win off of Nina Bravo which is momentous for him. Serena Bennett goes to have a sitdown interview with Anna Flowers talking about being a two-time Universal Women’s Champion and talking about her win at House of Glass and how the Women’s Division has never seen brighter days. Adam Lucas gets a major win over the New Breed Champion, Andre Walker in a hard fought match. Meanwhile Dray Fontana holds an open challenge for his PURE Championship which is accepted by Adam Lucas and Limmy Monaghan which ends with a huge brawl in which Goldheart comes out on top. And in the main event, Lethal Consequences gets a win over MITSUBACHI after a failed attempt at help by Komatsu Ogawa to end the show)
(Before long the recap ends as the camera pans up to the World 1 Theatre as the crowd begins to cheer in response as the pyro from the stage bursts out into a pattern of red and white before the camera cuts over to the broadcasting team. The familiar faces of Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer are seen as they have bright smiles on their faces as they speak)
Stew-O: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE ARE IN FULL SWING TONIGHT AS WE WELCOME YOU TO FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY!!!
Flannery McCoy: Indeed we are as we have a stacked show for you tonight. Main evented by a Round Two Grand Prix matchup with high stakes as The House of Leaders and The Blicky Boyz face one another in a battle that has just been incited just a short week ago.
Jake Mercer: Of course but we’ll speak more on that when we get there, we can’t forget the matchup of Xander Payne and MITSUBACHI in an Extreme Elimination Chamber preview matchup and Andre Walker facing Harper Lee as well, with such a stacked card I just can’t wait!
Stew-O: Then why wait any longer?! As expected, let’s get right on with the show-
(Before long, interrupting the commentators speaking ‘ME’ by Taylor Swift ft. Brendon Urie blasts through the arena speakers of the World 1 Theatre as Veena Adams makes her way out to the stage. She makes her way down the ramp as she keeps a surprising smirk on her face despite what happened to her the prior week as she stops at the bottom of the ramp as her smirk turns to a smug look as he nods and makes her way around the ring. She steps onto the steel steps and goes onto the apron as she enters into the ring and stands at the center of the ring. She spreads her arms out in a cocky mannerism before yelling for a mic as she snatches it from the ringside area as ‘ME’ fades out and she stands in the ring and begins to speak)
Veena Adams: What a glorious day to be on The Veena Adams Show! Yes yes of course it’s me, your esteemed General Manager of Friday Night Dynasty standing before you today starting off the show! And why should you be complaining?! This prevalent time should be none more than an honor for the people at home and you should be blessed, you should be honored! :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:
(The virtual crowd boos as Veena closes her eyes and takes a deep breath as she gives a smile before continuing to speak)
Veena Adams: Now what a tragedy it was last weekend. Yes I should be here, but I shouldn’t be alone, I should be holding the Specialists Championship. I should’ve managed to bring home the Specialists Championship to Dynasty… but really… I DON’T GIVE A FUCK! I mean? Does it damage my rep? Not at all, because what matters is that I still stand above the sluts, hoes, and low self-esteemed failures on the hierarchy, because I’m just, y’know, really good. Really REALLY good. And if you want me to show it in action? Then gladly, motherfucking gladly.
You want me to show why I’m so damn good, why me being the goat executive is not just a benefit for you but the entirety of Elite Answers Wrestling, then gladly! Because I have managed to score Dynasty its BIGGEST acquisition this season, other than my Uncle Ryan of course thank you very much. Ladies and gentlemen please welcome… a former World Champion… part of the EAW Hall of Fame Class of 2018!!!
(Before long ‘Glock In My Lap’ by 21 Savage suddenly plays up to complete confusion before it turns to shocked cheers of the crowd as Veena looks to the stage with a shiteating grin. None other than Vic Vendetta makes his way out to the stage with a stern look on his face. He stops at the stage and looks around giving a slow nod before making his way down the ramp and towards the ring. The crowd is in total shock as he makes his way around the ring and jumps up onto the apron. He takes a deep breath before entering into the ring and takes a mic from ringside as ‘Glock In My Lap’ fades out and the crowd quiets down as Vic speaks)
Vic Vendetta: Now I’m goddamn sure you missed me.
(Vic brings the mic down for a moment as the virtual crowd cheers loudly in response as his nod grows more evident as he continues to speak)
Vic Vendetta: Of course, given, you didn’t expect this either. I didn’t either, but you could piece together at this point that when the offer was put out there, I just couldn’t refuse. And to clear the mirror, I’m not doing this for the money, I’m not doing this to find some sort of “completion” in my life, I think the answer is pretty simple. The wrestling business was something that was, and still is, pristine to me. Just coming in there, kicking the ass of whatever sorry fellow had the unfortunate opportunity of stepping in my way, you know, all of that. That passion still lives in my body, given, for the past four years it’s only been somewhat of something in the rear view window for me. I had absolutely no problem rekindling that fire, no hesitation needed. Because when you’re truly set on something, you already know the rest.
This isn’t the resurrection of Vic Vendetta like it was all those years back, there isn’t a once was, at this point? It’s been an always type of situation. I set off on this journey long ago and I have no problem with continuing where I left off. I’d like to say I haven’t missed a step, but that would just be a lie to hide behind to give you all false hope, it’s been a bit I can say that. But perfecting the craft is nothing new to me, and when it’s perfected, you’re set for life. It’s always going to take a bit when you’re just getting back into it, but there’s one prime thing I’ve kept in my head, it’s something I remember vividly, and that’s kicking the head off of whoever the hell stands in my way-
(Before Vic can finish his sentence, ‘War’ by Grandson plays up to deafening boos, louder than ever considering the situation. Jake Smith would make his way out to the stage as he would have a very confused look on his face. He would point at the ring and shake his head as he would hold a mic up in his hands as he made his way down the ramp. Before long ‘War’ would fade out as Jake would shake his head in disapproval before speaking)
Jake Smith: Veena, I know you’ve been passed around quite a bit, but I didn’t know that would affect your brain, or whatever’s left of it.
(Veena’s eyes would widen as she would hear what he had to say)
Veena Adams: WHATTHEFUCKDIDYOUJUSTSAY-
Jake Smith: But I digress. I thought you knew better, esteemed General Manager of The Jake Smith Show, by the way don’t steal that, fucking bitch. I thought you knew better because the Dynasty roster had me on their brand. You mean to tell me that this senial fuckface is supposed to be Dynasty’s biggest acquisition of the SZN? Like you didn’t just trade for me, the right decision by the way. I was being generous to the Dynasty brand, because believe me, I prided myself on getting out of that hellhole of a place that they called Saturday Night Showdown, hell I’m less than a day away from taking their World Title and bringing it over here too. Who the hell do you think you are-
Vic Vendetta: Ehm…
(Vic would clear his throat as he would look at Jake as Jake would stand there bewildered)
Vic Vendetta: I think the question is, who do you think you are? The audacity to even interrupt me in the first place.
Jake Smith: Oh you’re out of the loop. Well let me be the one to introduce you to the future of not just this brand, but this entire company. My name is Jake Smith, sole owner of The Jake Smith Show, which is not just the ring you’re standing in right now, but the roof you’re standing under as well. Let’s not forget that I am a future Answers World Champion as well, hell I’m becoming it tomorrow. And I’ll be damned if I’m going to have some hasbeen who’s going to try to say he hasn’t missed a beat, take my spotlight, that I so graciously gave to this brand by the way.
(Jake would hop onto the apron and enter into the ring as he would get eye to eye with Vic, Vic not caring about his presence as he would speak)
Vic Vendetta: I wouldn’t need the longed out introduction if you were someone with value around here. So desperate to try to prove a point, just like any other person around here, just another face I suppose. If somebody else were to take your place, it genuinely would not make a difference. I’m sure you’ve heard this before, I don’t need to know you to know that, but I’m sure you’ve heard countless times that you’re an interchangeable dude. Someone who can come and go and nothing would change, nobody would make a peep to begin with. And I think the conclusion I came up with is self explanatory enough. So your 15 minutes of fame just being in the ring with me, is over.
Jake Smith: No no, your 15 minutes of fame with being in the ring with me are over. Because people like you, with high respect in this place of business, can be easily taken out and replaced by another former World Champion who swears that they still have that fire and passion, but watch right before their eyes when it’s shown it’s completely otherwise. Because there’s one thing that stays in common for all of you under that umbrella, and you know what it is? Solely nostalgia fumes. So if you dare even talk back to me, then you were better off staying at home. Because I’ll be the Jamie O’Hara to your Tyler Parker, the Prince of Phenomenal to your Captain Charisma, the start of your end, because unlike anyone else? I have the power to end your career right now, where you stand.
Vic Vendetta: Imagine being that naive enough to believe that. It’s stupid to think that the new blood that EAW tries so desperately to inject without seeing the same old Mr. DEDEDE or Y2Impact are this lightheaded, wouldn’t you think? This god complex you have already makes me sick to my stomach, if I were you I’d step back, because you have absolutely no idea who you’d be getting into the ring with if you challenged me right now.
(Jake would close his eyes for a moment and scrunch up his face before…)
Stew-O: JAKE SLAMS THE MICROPHONE INTO THE FACE OF VIC VENDETTA!
Flannery McCoy: NO WAIT! VIC DUCKS UNDER! JAKE TURNS AROUND!
Jake Mercer: RAGING BULL! SUPERKICK TO THE CHIN OF JAKE SMITH TAKING HIM BACKWARDS AS VIC PULLS HIM IN BEFORE HE CAN FALL DOWN! HOV! OMEGA DRIVER TIME!
Stew-O: BUT NOT BEFORE JAKE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AND ESCAPES!
(Jake holds up his hands as he yells at Vic from inside of the ring. Vic shakes his head as he spreads his arms out as the crowd cheers loudly for Vic, but the disapproval is still heard for Jake. Jake looks frustrated as Vic has got the last laugh in this situation as he shakes his head before ‘Glock In My Lap’ plays up and the last shot seen is Vic standing in the ring with a smug look on his face as Dynasty fades out to commercial break)
(A commercial for post-it notes featuring Xander Payne, where he sticks one onto his wall every so often and writes down his family’s birthdays since apparently he doesn’t know that.)
(To Hell or the Hangman by Primordial plays in the arena. Cash comes out, looks at the crowd for a brief moment as he absorbs the fans’ boos before smirking and walking down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 233 pounds… from Cork, Ireland… He is the Rebel City Reject!! CASH…. COLEMAN!!!
Stew-O: Out comes Cash Coleman… and we saw our first glimpse of Cash last Sunday on Voltage when we saw him in action against Eddie Magnum. And then last week on Dynasty, we saw Cash pick up another victory as he put away ULTIMO – one of the three men in tonight’s triple threat
Jake Mercer: Here’s the thing, the guy clearly has grit and is ready for a fight. He looks tough as nails but what impresses me most about him, his attitude and loyalty towards GAWD. This man has a bright future
Stew-O: I don’t think Coleman was talking about Mr. DEDEDE.
(When Cash gets to ringside, he gets down onto both knees, says a prayer, and quickly rolls into the ring.)
Jake Mercer: Look at how respectful this guy is, I think he’s gonna get on just fine in Dynasty. :drakelike:
(The Wicked Side of Me by Cold Driven plays as ULTIMO comes out to cheering noises from the crowd. Cash Coleman looks up at the entrance stage to see his familiar foe.)
Flannery McCoy: Things are about to get interesting, ULTIMO’s here and he wants payback.
Jake Mercer: Well Cash convincingly beat this guy from Alabama, fair and square. What else is there to dispute?
Flannery McCoy: Actually, he’s from Mexico not Alabama.
Jake Mercer: Look, why do you have to assume that every lucha libre talent belongs to Mexico?
Stephie Love: NEXT… Weighing in at 79kg.. making his way to the ring from GUADALAJARA, MEXICO… “The Titan”… ULTIMOOO!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Guadalajara, Schmadalajara. It sounds like a Latino play-on of O’Hara. You watch, this is probably his pet project Jalyn Garcia undercover.
(ULTIMO rolls into the ring, eyeing up Coleman who backs up into the corner of the ring. The referee has to stand in the middle of both men as ULTIMO is antsy and The Titan is raring to go in this triple threat.)
Jake Mercer: Not yet boys, there’s a third man in this triple threat and am I excited to see the debut of this young man.
(The sound of the crowd dies as suddenly pyro hits from the top corners of the entrance ramp as ‘Fight Song’ by Marilyn Manson blares through the PA system. The camera pans the crowd and on return to the ramp standing with a scarf draped over his shoulders, head down, he slowly lifts his head looking out into the crowd panning left to right. With a swagger, Allen Hunter begins walking down the ramp as he mouths inaudible words to the crowd.)
Stephie Love: And their opponent… Weighing in at 310lbs… from Denver, Colorado… ALLEN… HUNTER!!!
Jake Mercer: Stew, I know you like to do your thing and introduce new talent and pull play-by-play rank on us but I can’t keep quiet. If you’ve been keeping up with the video packages on the EAW Network, you’ll see that this big man is full of charisma and focused on victory. He’s in EAW… to win matches… He’s just really good.
Flannery McCoy: Stew, can you take it from here?
Stew-O: The third and final competitor, Allen Hunter, is making his debut tonight against two men who know each other and may need to put their differences aside. Hunter weighs in at around 300lbs.
Jake Mercer: That’s what I meant!
(Allen Hunter steps up onto the apron and enters the ring as he continues to trash talk, aiming his comments at ULTIMO and Cash Coleman. The three men settle down as Hunter’s entrance music dies down and we are ready to get underway.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: This match is underway and now we see all three men close on in the ring. The larger man Allen Hunter is extending his hands out for a test of strength. Cash Coleman reaches his right hand and grasps the closest hand of Hunter’s-
Jake Mercer: ULTIMO just did a cartwheel!
Stew-O: ULTIMO randomly performed a cartwheel and that acrobatic distraction is enough for Coleman to kick at the calf of Hunter! The latter drops to a knee to see an onrushing ULTIMO- who misses Allen to perform another cartwheel?
Jake Mercer: This time he follows up through the ropes as he’s pushed out of the ring by Cash Coleman! What the frick is ULTIMO doing?
Flannery McCoy: Look back in the ring, Allen Hunter’s back up to his feet and he’s now toe-to-toe with Cash Coleman as the pair square up, talking trash.
Jake Mercer: Allen just levelled Cash with a stiff right hand and he has sent the Coleman to the mat. Hunter goes to Coleman to continue on the offensive- BUT IS INTERCEPTED BY A HEADBUTT. Allen nurses his skull as he recoils back into the western ropes- knocking the returning ULTIMO off of the apron.
Flannery McCoy: ULTIMO has crashed back out to ringside- but Allen rebounds toward Cash Coleman and eats a clothesline! Coleman grabs the well-maintained brown locks of Hunter’s hair and bounces the latter’s head off the mat. Cash gets back up onto his feet and drops a leg drop across the larynx of Allen Hunter, and that must’ve hurt!
Jake Mercer: Well ULTIMO must think too- THAT SNEAK IS GOING FOR THE COVER-
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! T-
Flannery McCoy: Allen gets the shoulder up and just sends ULTIMO into the air with that response! Cash Coleman isn’t going to wait and goes back on the offensive, taking ULTIMO down with a White Russian Legsweep onto the luchador’s neck! Coleman’s back up to his feet and is stopped in his tracks by an eyerake from Allen Hunter!
Stew-O: Cash Coleman’s blinded as the Rebel City Reject covers his eyes momentarily before he is plucked up into mid-air and dropped – spinebuster from Allen Hunter! And now it’s Allen’s time as he hooks Coleman’s legs:
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! TT-
Stew-O: Cash kicks out as Hunter moves off of him – but the former Is struck by a late axe-handle chop from ULTIMO. ULTIMO has Cash covered-
Jake Mercer: Allen’s not gonna let that happen, he’s immediately dragged ULTIMO off of Cash. And now here we have both men stood toe-to-toe for the first time in the match. And look at the clear size advantage, Allen must be loving this as he remarks with a smarmy grin:
Allen Hunter: Are you lost here, little dude?
Flannery McCoy: Ultimo is not impressed! He darts at Allen Hunter but the latter anticipates this with a clothesline…
Stew-O: Cartwheel from Ultimo… Effective as he dodges Allen’s bulging forearm and both men stop in their tracks as they return to the center of the ring, and it appears the debutante has realized that ULTIMO isn’t going to be put away that easily. “The Titan” is going to start things off as he levels the chest of Hunter with a series of shoot kicks! The first few don’t register any impact but the last of the series slightly winds Allen. ULTIMO dashes towards the eastern ropes, rebounding to attack Hunter but is once again intercepted!
Jake Mercer: -BY CASH COLEMAN! POP-UP POWERBOMB AS HE SENDS ULTIMO CRASHING ONTO HIS NECK! AND HE’S STILL GOT THE LEGS HOOKED FOR THE PIN.
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!-
Jake Mercer: A stomp to the spine of Coleman from Allen! Hunter retorts to the opposite side of the ring as Cash Coleman returns to a vertical base, before connecting with a running flying knee to the latter’s noggin! Cash is sent rolling out of the ring as Allen has a wry smile and this is looking good for Hunter. He’s stood in the center of the ring, ULTIMO looks done for, all he needs to do is cover which is what Allen Hunter exactly does.
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEE-
Flannery McCoy: What!? Allen just broke up the count and it doesn’t appear as if he’s happy with winning this right now. He’s trying to reason with the referee who is understandably confused with this poor show of sportsmanship.
Allen Hunter: Come on now, it’s my debut. Don’t you think I deserve a better finish?
Jake Mercer: I love it! And now Hunter is clubbing the back of ULTIMO’s head repeatedly and it appears as if he just wants to senselessly beat The Titan to sleep- OR SUBMISSION- ALLEN HUNTER APPLIES THE CROSSFACE!
Stew-O: That’s his finishing move! Allen ensnares the left arm of ULTIMO before torqueing back the neck of the luchador. LOOK AT THE IMPACT OF THIS, ULTIMO IS SHRIEKING THROUGH HIS MASK AS HUNTER BEARS A SICKENING SMILE. AND ULTIMO’S GOING TO TAP. HE REPEATEDLY SLAPS THE MAT TO GIVE UP.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: THE BELL REPEATEDLY RINGS AS ALLEN MAINTAINS THE HOLD- ULTIMO IS FRANTICALLY SLASHING THE MAT WITH HIS FREE-ARM AND EVENTUALLY- EVENTUALLY HUNTER LETS GO AT THE BEHEST OF THE REFEREE.
(“Fight Song” by Marilyn Manson hits the speakers as Allen Hunter returns to his feet.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER BY SUBMISSION- ALLEN…. HUNTER!!!!!
Jake Mercer: What a resounding victory for Dynasty’s newest star! He must have just torn ULTIMO in half!
Flannery McCoy: If tonight has anything to show for this newcomer, it’s that he’s ruthless and will do what it takes to win. Cash Coleman was unlucky, blindsided by that flying knee from Allen-
Jake Mercer: But nothing! Take nothing away from the winner Allen Hunter as he took both men out and got the win, convincingly.
(Allen has his arm hoisted in victory as he beams, looking outside at the agitated Cash Coleman – cradling his jaw following Hunter’s strike – and the two exchange a fierce look. “Not tonight” mouths Allen who is the final image of this segment as he mockingly waves off the man standing across him at ringside.)
(A commercial for an autobiography starring Ronan Malosi, where he talks about his love for professional wrestling at a young age, doing collar-and-elbow tie ups with random children as they walk down the halls innocently)
(Dynasty would come back as ‘Jazz’ by The Fumes hits, as Colt Hendrix steps out onto the stage. He hops up and down in preparation of this match while maintaining a serious look on his face. He continues down to the ring)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for One fall! Introducing first.. from North East, Huston, Texas!!! Weighing in at 290lbs!!!! OUTLAW!!! Colt Hendrix!!!!
Stew-O: Former cop turned wrestler is exactly what this massive being is! 290lbs of pure muscle!!
Jake Mercer: They say that Colt never needed to use handcuffs. He’d just grip the criminals wrists together and that would be enough to keep them restrained. Strong man indeed.
Flannery McCoy: I doubt that ever happened…
(‘The Invisible Wall’ by The GazettE hits, as Komatsu Ogawa steps out onto the stage with MITSUBACHI standing right behind him. Bachi grabs Ogawa by the shoulders and massages him as a type of warmup before the match. The two walk down the entrance ramp and towards the ring)
Stephie Love: And his opponent!! Being accompanied by MITSUBACHI!! From Kabukicho, Tokyo, Japan!! Weighing in at 251lbs!!! STARDUST DEVIL!! KOMATSU OGAWA!!!
Stew-O: Komatsu Ogawa looks ready to take on the much larger opponent that he’s facing tonight. He seems unfazed by the size difference between the two!
Jake Mercer: You need confidence to make big in Elite Answers Wrestling Stew, and Ogawa radiates confidence. You’ll see the same with MITSUBACHI later on tonight against Xander Payne.
Flannery McCoy: MITSUBACHI is helping Ogawa into the ring, then drops down to the ringside floor as this match is almost set to behind!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: Here we go! The bell has rung and this match is underway! Look at the size of Colt Hendrix! He takes a couple steps towards Ogawa and it is quite evident that he has the size and strength advantage in this match! Ogawa looks down at MITSUBACHI who stands in his corner, smirks, and begins to walk towards his much larger opponent! The two stare each other down… UNTIL KOMATSU OGAWA SPITS RIGHT INTO COLT HENDRIX FACE!!!
Flannery McCoy: Hendrix immediately clutches at his face as he attempts to wipe off the saliva, but Ogawa with a quick forearm shot to the head of Hendrix! He then follows that up with a discuss forearm smash!!
Stew-O: That shot sends Hendrix back against the ring ropes! BUT HENDRIX REBOUNDS AND CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING LARIAT!!
Jake Mercer: NO! Ogawa manages to duck underneath the arm as he gets from behind Colt! He wraps his arms around him… Belly to back suplex!! Wait a sec.. Colt Hendrix lowers his hips and presses his upper back up against Ogawa, making it much harder to lift the 290lbs cop in the air!!
Stew-O: Ogawa continues to attempt the suplex, but eventually Colt Hendrix breaks the grip of Ogawa and catches him in the face with a back elbow! Another shot by Hendrix as Ogawa grabs his jaw in pain! Hendrix quickly turns around and grabs Ogawa by the wrist and whips him hard towards the far ropes! Ogawa bounces back as Hendrix bends over in preparation of a back body drop!! NO!! Komatsu Ogawa with a kick to the chest that pops Hendrix up into a standing position! DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER BY OGAWA AND THAT SENDS COLT HENDRIX DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!!
Flannery McCoy: MITSUBACHI looks very pleased at the sight of Ogawa taking down the much larger Colt Hendrix. Now that he’s taken this match to the ground, it will give him a much better advantage. Ogawa quickly grabs Hendrix’s arm.. and locks him up in a cross face submission hold!!! Hendrix is flailing his arms right now, trying to find a way out, but he’s nowhere near the ropes. Meanwhile, Ogawa is doing all he can to rip the former cop’s face off of his head!! We can hear the screams of pain coming from Hendrix!!
Jake Mercer: That’s not screams of pain! That’s roid rage!! Look! Hendrix is using his tremendous strength and forces Ogawa into a different position… He’s on his back!! Ogawa has his shoulder blades pinned to the mat by Colt Hendrix!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE
TW-
Stew-O: Kickout at one and a half by Ogawa! MITSUBACHI is clutching his head in frustration after witnessing Ogawa nearly lose this match right there, but between Hendrix and Ogawa, it’s Ogawa who makes it up to his feet first! Hendrix quickly follows, but is hit with a running lariat by Ogawa!! Hendrix staggers back, but doesn’t fall to the mat! Ogawa takes a few steps back and charges in at Hendrix… RUNNING LARIAT AGAIN!! And yet Hendrix is still standing after that massive shot by Komatsu!! MITSUBACHI is at ringside pointing at the ropes. Ogawa nods as he charges towards the ropes behind him, he bounces back… RUNNING LARIAT!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! HE RAN RIGHT INTO A BIG BOOT BY COLT HENDRIX!!!
Stew-O: Komatsu Ogawa quickly rolls out of the ring as he rests up against the ring apron at ringside. Colt Hendrix quickly exits the ring as Ogawa lifts his head and sees the much larger Hendrix approaching him! Ogawa quickly runs around the the corner of the ring at ringside as Hendrix is chasing right after him! Ogawa is much faster, as he quickly slides into the ring after cutting the corner!! Meanwhile, Hendrix turns the corner… AND IS MET BY MITSUBACHI STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM!!!
Jake Mercer: Hendrix is stares directly at Bachi then requests for him to move out of his way! However, MITSUBACHI responds by crossing his arms and gesturing that he isn’t allowing any of that! Hendrix has had enough, as he grabs MITSUBACHI by the body and tosses him off to the side and against the thinly padded barricade that surrounds the ring! Hendrix quickly slides into the ring..
Stew-O: NOCTURNAL REAPER BY KOMATSU OGAWA OUT OF NOWHERE JUST AS HENDRIX GOT UP TO HIS FEET! That springboard cutter plants the giants face right into the canvas of the ring!!
Flannery McCoy: Ogawa gets back to his feet and takes a few steps back. He’s watching Hendrix very closely. Hendrix slowly works up to his feet with the assistance of the ring ropes… AND OGAWA CHARGES AT HIM WITH A RUNNING SINGLE LEG HIGH KNEE TO THE FACE!!! That shot sends Hendrix back up against the corner turnbuckles!! Ogawa now makes his way towards the corner and connects with a massive chop to the chest of Hendrix!! Another!! And another!!! Colt Hendrix’s chest is a bright red right now!! He’s clutching at his chest as Ogawa steps back and away from the corner. Hendrix slowly steps towards Ogawa’s direction… AND KOMATSU OGAWA LIFTS HENDRIX UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS IN A FIREMAN’s CARRY POSITION!!! Ogawa walks Hendrix towards the center of the ring as the 290lbs giant rests on his shoulders!! IVORY DIABLO BY OGAWA!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! Hendrix is elbowing and kneeing Ogawa in the face!! He isn’t allowing Komatsu to launch him into the belly to back piledriver position… And Ogawa drops down to his knees!! Hendrix quickly gets off of Komatsu’s shoulders and runs to the far ropes! He bounces back towards Ogawa who is clutching at his head in pain and getting up to his feet!! SPEAR BY COLT HENDRIX!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO, OGAWA DIPPED HIS SHOULDER AND CAUGHT HENDRIX ON HIS BACK!! HE’s GOT THE FIREMAN’s CARRY!! IVORY DIABLO!! Ogawa just hit the piledriver on Colt Hendrix!!! Hendrix is out cold and Ogawa goes for the pin!!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘The Invisible Wall’ by The GazettE hits as Ogawa rises up to his feet. The referee then raises his hand as MITSUBACHI slides into the ring to celebrate with Ogawa)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner!!! KOMATSU OGAWA!!!
Stew-O: Impressive victory by Ogawa! The much larger Colt Hendrix wasn’t enough to take him down!
Flannery McCoy: I was actually quite surprised he was able to hit his Ivory Diablo on such a large opponent!
Jake Mercer: He can hit it on anybody Flannery. That’s what happens when you train with the samurai’s like Ogawa has in the past.
(Komatsu Ogawa is seen celebrating in the ring with MITSUBACHI before the screen fades to black)
(A commercial for a campaign starring Myles with his new trending hashtag #Myles2020, he’s not even American, yet he acts like he’s going to win the election.
(Dynasty returns from commercial break and fades to a shot of the ring. During the break, Lethal Consequences had made his way out to the ring. He is seen pacing back and forth, microphone in hand, and he almost looks… amused. The virtual crowd is quiet, because they are curious to hear what he has to say, and finally LC stops pacing.)
Lethal Consequences: :dave:!
(He sighs.)
Lethal Consequences: I’m pretty pissed off right now. Reasonable Doubt is taking place tomorrow night and I should be getting ready to defend the Answers World Championship against three bum ass bitches. So far, this season hasn’t been what I thought it would be. Failed against that cunt Jamie. Failed against Jame Smith :mjlol: How did I fail against a perennial underachiever like Jake Smith? Things aren’t clicking at the moment and yeah, I’m mad about it. :dave:!
(The amused look that LC was sporting has faded and has been replaced by one of frustration. It’s clear he isn’t happy and expected more of himself this season. LC knows he’s better than his recent results indicate.)
Lethal Consequences: Right now, I am contemplating on what I can do next, thinking about where I go from here. I wanted this season to be different. I wanted to prove something, I have to prove something. So what is next for Lethal Consequences? Do I lower my standards just to have a title around my waist and target the PURE Championship? Do I try and get into the Extreme Elimination Chamber so I can usurp my old friend, Vizzy? It’s time to start piecing things together and remind everyone that I’m not a washed up Hall of Famer. There’s a lot left in my tank, and I’m going to make sure things start to go my way. Lethal Consequences is a household name and what we’re all gunna start doing as of right now is put respect on that name. I’m not the guy who can only beat the MITSUBACHIS of the world. I’m not the guy who’s gunna continue to lose to wonderbread ass muthafuckas like Jamie and Jake.
(“Don Life” by Big Sean featuring Lil Wayne blast through the PA system as the Visual Prophet makes his way towards the ramp with the World Heavyweight Championship around his waist, he has a huge smirk on his face ready to address LC.)
The Visual Prophet: :mjcry: !!! LC man, I feel so bad. I just wish there was something I could do. I hate to see you like this, I truly do. I like you man and I don’t want to see you like this. You are LC! A two-time Hall of Famer! The Inevitable… but it seems like the only thing that’s been inevitable about you is losing free-per-view matches this season.
(Viz gives LC a look of absolute pity before sighing as if LC’s losses have truly hurt him.)
The Visual Prophet: You don’t deserve this, you are better than this. You shouldn’t be out here self loathing. This isn’t you at all and it just pains me to see you like this :noah: so I’m going to throw you a bone. I am not going to give you my title because that’s just stupid. BUT I’ll give you a chance to win it. That’s why I’m really out here. I can honestly give a fuck less about this self pity shit; this woe is me bullshit or whatever reserved for the oppressed bitches of this company. I’m saving you from further embarrassing yourself and reminding us of how inadequate you’ve been as of late. You’re welcome. I know I’m a generous man with a heart of gold :wow:! The holiday season is upon us and you know something, LC? You can just call me Vizzy Claus! I’m going to give you a chance to redeem yourself and salvage the rest of this year, and gift you with a spot in the Extreme Elimination Chamber! I’m sure you’ll come up short yet again because Bae just slayed Gawd and is going to hold this World Heavyweight Championship forever, but I digress. Maybe after this next stumble, you’ll come out here and give us a retirement speech or sumthin’.
(Vizzy shrugs.)
The Visual Prophet: Y’all see me and what I do these clowns, I’m a big dog, I got muthafuckas afraid to leave the porch. Chris Elite not even thinking about using that shit contract on me after what I’ve done to him the last three times. I got one dude who shivers every time my name is said. I got a fellow Hall of Famers of yours going after the Pure Championship and I just smoked his partner. So no matter who’s in this match it isn’t going to matter. I’m magical with this shit. Fuck is MITSUBACHI, Xander Payne and LC and whoever else joins in on this match going to do? Cuck Smith :mjlol: got you out here contemplating life, imagine what The Visual Prophet is gonna do?
Lethal Consequences: I hope you know what you just did. This wasn’t a pity party it was me trying to figure out where to go next and you just gave me a free pass in that elimination chamber and a free pass to take that title off of you. I am nothing like those guys you mentioned. Like you said I am a two time Hall of Famer. I’ve been a dog, you are new to this. You trying to be funny isn’t going to result the way you want. You putting me in this match just means you simply just signed up for the end of your title reign. You already know what it’s like to lose to me anyway.
The Visual Prophet: Oh now you tough again? Just before I came out here it sounded like a goodbye, now you been a dog? :mjlol:. You were just thinking about going after Dray Fontana just in order to have some success this season, now you got what it takes to beat THIS World champion Visual Prophet? So far you the only real competition in this match for me and that’s not saying much considering the other two are MITSUBACHI and Xander Payne. This title is staying with me until I decide I don’t want it anymore and by that time you SHOULD be long gone. Knowing you though you gonna continue to steal the spotlight you don’t deserve because those critics are right. You are a washed up Hall of Famer and if you don’t give it up soon, you are going to taint your own career. This is the last chance for you LC. You should just give it up and I’m giving you that chance. The chance to have your last match being for the World Heavyweight Championship. :troll:
Lethal Consequences: This wasn’t about me not being tough it was about me not being able to piece things together, it was about me finding my purpose and now you gave me an opportunity to do so. Not only to become champion but to shut you up. You getting full of yourself now. The Extreme Elimination Chamber holds six of us in that match and five people all ready to take that belt off of you and I am going to be the one to do it. Before I retire and hang it up I am going to add another world championship to my resume. I originally wanted just another small match to build me up to something like this but since you wanna feel like a big bad wolf and just hand out spots in the match, I will be more than happy to give you multiple reasons that’ll make you regret this. You have to realize this reign has to come to an end sooner than later and it’s going to be when the odds are stacked against you the most. At Road to Redemption you retaining your title after just going through hell would be great for you and if it was anyone else in this match, maybe more bums like Xander and MITSUBACHI. Then maybe it’d be a breeze and the reign would continue, but you wanna come out here and be a comedian and try to mock me. Now I’ll be returning the favor after I take that title off of you.
The Visual Prophet: That sounds good, just like Chris Elite saying the same thing or DDD but look where that got them. Look at who’s the champion still and look at who’s questioning what to do next just like you were. See not only do I sound good, I look good, the things I do look good and what I do is back up the shit I talk on this pretty little microphone. I’m a heavy hitter in every aspect of this shit. Fuck that little dude from Baltimore, I’m a tank! You couldn’t even piece it together against Jake Smith. You think you suddenly gunna do so against me? With my championship on the line? The drugs must be getting to you because that makes no sense, Jake Smith couldn’t even think about fucking with me and that’s the dude you losing too? Yet all the sudden you can beat me? It doesn’t matter that I’ll have two matches one being the Grand Prix finals with my shea butter baby and this chamber match. You and whoever in this match won’t be taking shit from me but I’ll take the one thing all of you guys got left and that’s your pride. Soon enough I am going to have to go to different brands to find challengers. Shit is sad man, but what can you do? After Road to Redemption, maybe Jamie and I can have a title versus title match or sumthin’. This shit needs to be a little more interesting. I’m going to leave it at that, though, because I’ve done what I came out here to do. You got your chance, Lethal Consequences. Can’t wait to see you squander it.
(Viz drops his mic before and smirks at Lethal Consequences as you can see him mouth off a little bit more to him before heading backstage.)
(A commercial advising people not to say unnecessary words, at unnecessary times starring SKA is shown)
(Dynasty fades back from commercial break, a shot of Stephie love in the ring is shown.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A TAG TEAM MATCH, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!
(‘Survival’ by Eminem begins to play as Adam Lucas makes his way onto the stage.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST, WRESTLING OUT OF NEW YORK, USA, WEIGHING IN AT 231 POOOUUNNDDDSSSS!!! ADAMMMMMMMM ‘THEEEEEEEEE NEXTTTTT LEEVELLLLLL’ LUCCCASSSSSSS!!!
(Adam Lucas begins to make his way to the ring as ‘Pure Water’ sounds throughout the arena. “UNRULY X UNRIVALED” flashes across the screen as Dray Fontana appears on stage.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING THE THIRD COMPETITOR IN THIS MATCHUP! WRESTLING OUT OF KINGSTON UPON THAMES, ENGLAND, IN THE UNIIITTTEEEDD KIINNGGGDOOMMM!!!! WEIGHING IN AT 200 POOOUUUNNDDDSSS, DRAYYYYYYYYYYY
“THEEEE PRIIIINNNCCEEEEE” FONNTTTANNNNAAAAA!!!!
Flannery McCoy: These two are certainly a polar opposite duo, but they’ll be forced to work with one another if they want to knock off Goldheart tonight. Dray Fontana looks at his partner and Limmy Monaghan tonight as friend and foe, but soon, he may have to see them as challenger and challenger. Adam Lucas with a huge win last week over Andre Walker, solidifying his status as one of Dynasty’s freshest and brightest young stars! Will that star power combined with Dray’s nasty attitude be enough to best the team of Limmy Monaghan and Mason Massacre? We’re going to find out right now!
(‘King’s Dead’ by Kendrick Lamar, Jay Rock, Future, and James Blake reverberates throughout a chorus of boos as Limmy Monaghan and Mason Massacre make the walk onto the stage.)
Stephie Love: AND THEIR OPPONENTS, WEIGHING IN AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 480 POOOUUUNNDSSSS, MASON MASSACRE, LIMMY MONAGHAN, GOLDDDHHHEEEEARRRRTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: These two aren’t to be messed with. THey’ve been savaegly taking out Dynasty’s superstars and look to add The Pure Champion and Adam Lucas to the list tonight. They’ll do anything to win, including bending the rules to how they see fit. Though they have the toughest challenge of their career’s thus far in front of them tonight, Dray and Adam are fantastic both in their own regard, Mason and Limmy will need to pull out all the stops and them some to defeat them! Both teams are ready to rumble, let’s get this match started!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: Here we go! Limmy Monaghan and Dray Fontana to begin this matchup, Limmy’s said he wants Fontana’s title, tonight is a chance for him to stake his claim at it! Dray looking to lock horns but Limmy able to duck under the grasp of Fontana, getting behind him, and a nasty elbow to the spine from Limmy Monaghan! Driving the tip of that elbow through Dray’s spine, now looking to stop on the knee of Fontana, Dray catching the foot of Limmy, now it’s the Pure Champion attempting a knee bar! Limmy’s able to scramble out of it, nailing Dray with a spinning back kick to the abdomen now. Off the ropes goes Limmy, Dray Fontana ducks under the flying clothesline from Monaghan, now it’s Fontana off the ropes! Flattening Limmy Monaghan with a clothesline! Up to his feet now but Dray drops him with another clothesline! Limmy now throws a wild punch towards Fontana, Dray evades it and stings Limmy Monaghan with a backstabber!
Jake Mercer: The Pure Champion showing us just why he is exactly that, ending that nasty sequence off with a picture-perfect counter backstabber! What moves from Dray Fontana, early on! Dray back to his corner, tagging in Adam Lucas, who’s coming fresh into this match with a big win over the New Breed Champion last week. Limmy trying to make it back to his corner, but Adam Lucas comes off the ropes and takes Limmy’s leg out from under him with a basement dropkick! Limmy chopped down to a knee, Adam Lucas with a modified step up enzeguiri to the skull of Monaghan! Wow! Wasting no time is Adam Lucas, a flurry of offense has Limmy Monaghan stunned! Now Lucas calling for a discus punch! The former tag team champion is able to duck under it, Limmy Monaghan with a pele kick to the skull of Adam Lucas! That pele kick sent Lucas tumbling to the canvas, Limmy manages to tag in Mason Massacre, the big man is in!
Stew-O: Mason charging into the ring, marching towards Adam Lucas! Palm strikes from Mason, and a kick to the face of Lucas, who’s sat down in the corner by Massacre! Mason flies in with a sliding knee strike – But Adam Lucas manages to avoid it, and fire off a standing dropkick to the face of Mason! THE BIG MAN DIDN’T GO DOWN! Mason still on his feet! LUCAS WITH ANOTHER DROPKICK! MASON’S ROCKED AGAINST THE ROPES! LUCAS OUT TO THE APRON, HE’S LOOKING FOR SOMETHING BIG! LUCAS INTO ORBIT WITH A FLYING FOREARM!!!! WAIT, MASON MASSACRE PLUCKED HIM OUT OF MID-AIR AND DROVE HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A URANAGE!
Jake Mercer: What a counter from Mason! He snatched him out of the air like he was a feather, an amazing display of power from Massacre!
Flannery McCoy: Now Mason cranking at the neck of Lucas with a headlock, Adam is reaching out for Dray Fontana, but there’s no saving him right now. Mason prying at the neck of Lucas, snarling at him, shouting in his ear, he relishes in punishing his opponents and spitting in their face while doing it. Adam Lucas trying to fight out now! Mason releases the hold and drills a nasty kick into the spine of Adam Lucas! NOW A RUNNING SENTON TO ADAM! MASON DROPPED ALL HIS WEIGHT ON ADAM LUCAS!! CRUSHING HIM!! What a move from Massacre, who’s up and shouting at Dray Fontana! He’s badmouthing the partner of the man he just destroyed! Mason says how about one more for good measure! DROPPING HIMSELF WITH ANOTHER HUGE RUNING SENTON- BUT ADAM LUCAS ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY! NO WATER IN THE POOL FOR MASON MASSACRE! Mason hit the deck hard! Adam Lucas is back up to his feet, he’s heading up to the top rope! He was going to tag Dray but he wants to stick it to Mason Massacre himself! Limmy Monaghan over to the other side of the ring, trying to distract Lucas! DRAY FONTANA OFF THE APRON WITH A DIVING STOMP TO A STANDING LIMMY MONAGHAN!! DRAY FONTANA JUST PUT HIS BOOTS THROUGH THE CHEST OF LIMMY AND SENT HIM CRASHING TO THE GROUND! ADAM LUCAS NOW OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! STINGGERRRR SPLASSHHHH!!!!! HE HIT THE STINGER SPLASH RIGHT ON THE MARK!!! HE’S GONE FOR THE PIN ON MASON MASSACRE!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT! HE KICKED OUT, MASON KICKED OUT AND GOLDHEART IS STILL IN THIS MATCH!
Jake Mercer: Say what you want about these two, they refuse to quit no matter who’s in front of them, you have to respect that much at least! Lucas now tagging in Fontana, who eyes Mason Massacre, perhaps looking for ‘The Paramount’! DRAY FIRES THE FLYING BICYCLE KNEE! MASON AVOIDS IT, THEN SCOOPING DRAY ONTO HIS SHOULDER, HE’S LOOKING FOR A SAMOAN DROP! Dray out the backdoor as he LAUNCHES MASON WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!! GOOD LORD, HOW DID DRAY LAUNCH THE BEHEMOTH MASON?!?! WHAT A MOVE FROM THE PURE CHAMP! Mason now back in his corner, tagging in Limmy Monaghan, who’s still reeling from that huge stomp by Dray Fontana. Limmy storms in with a bicycle kick to the jaw of Dray, now up to the second rope, LImmy sends Dray crashing down with a blockbuster from the second turnbuckle!! Dray Fontana retreats to the outside of the ring, but Limmy refuses to let him recover!
Stew-O: HE’S GOT SOMETHING DANGEROUS IN MIND! LIMMY OFF THE ROPES LOOKING FOR A – WAIT, ADAM LUCAS BARELLING IN, BREAKS LIMMY IN HALF WITH A NASTY SPINEBUSTER!! WHERE DID HE COME FROM?!? NOW MASON MASSACRE BACK IN THE MIX, A ROLLING ELBOW TO THE JAW OF LUCAS! ADAM STILL NOT OUT OF IT YET, MASON WITH A BIG HEADBUTT, THEN SENDS LUCAS OVER THE TOP ROPE, MASON MASSACRE IS GOING TO FLY…SOMEHOW!! MASON THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE WITH A DIVING FOREARM THAT SENDS THE JAW OF ADAM LUCAS INTO THE NOSEBLEEEEDDDSSSSS!!! HE TOOK OUT ADAM LUCAS WITH THAT HUGE ARIEL FOREARM, BUT DRAY FONTANA WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF MASON’S HEAD!!! MASON DROPPED TO HIS KNEES BY THAT HUGE SUPERKICK FROM DRAY, WHO NOW LIFTS MASON HIGH INTO THE SKIES!!!! OH NO, LORD ALMIGHTY!!!! DRAY FONTANA DROPS MASON ON THE OUTSIDE WITH A HUGE BRAINBUSTERRRRRRRR!!! THAT MIGHT’VE KILLED HIM!!!!
Jake Mercer: THAT BRAINBUSTER ON THE UNPROTECTED FLOOR, MASON ISNT MOVING!!! DRAY FONTANA ON FIRE- LIMMY MONAGHAN OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A TOPE CON HILOOOOOOOOO!!!!! LIMMY OUT OF NOWHERE, BACK IN THIS MATCH, AND HE TOOK OUT DRAY FONTANA!! THESE TWO MEN ARE LEGAL AND LIMMY MONAGHAN HAS VICTORY IN HIS SIGHTS! Limmy rolling Dray back into the ring, he’s got Dray sized up! Perhaps looking for the ‘Armor Breaker’! Limmy shoots the superkick- Dray caught it and GRABS A HOLD OF LIMMY’S FINGERS!!! DRAY GOT THE FINGERS OF LIMMY, WHO’S PLEADING WITH HIM, BUT DRAY WON’T LISTEN!!!\
**SNAP**
Flannery McCoy; OOOOO DRAY SNAPPED THE FINGERS OF LIMMY, WHO’S CRYING OUT IN PAIN! DRAY NOW OFF THE SECOND ROPE, ‘UXU’ DISASTER KICK LANDS ON THE CHIN OF MONAGHAN!!!! HE DROPPED LIMMY WITH THE ‘UXU’ AND IT’S DRAY WITH THE MATCH IN HIS HANDS NOW!! FONTANA LIFTS LIMMY INTO THE AIR FOR A BRAINBUSTER- BUT MASON MASSACRE SOMEHOW BACK IN THE MIX, A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE OF DRAY, WHO’S FORCED TO DROP LIMMY MONAGHAN! NOW MASON MASSACRE LIFTS DRAY FONTANA FOR A URANAGE, AND LIMMY MONAGHAN HITS A BACKSTABBER AT THE VERY SAME TIME!!! WHAT A COMBINATION, THAT BACKSTABBER URANAGE JUST SHOT DOWN ANY PLANS DRAY FONTANA HAD!!
Stew-O: ADAM LUCAS DIVING INTO THE RING TO RESCUE HIS PARTNER, HE WON’T LET HIM BE EATEN ALIVE BY THESE WOLVES! A DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF LIMMY, HWO FALLS TO THE CANVAS, NOW MASON FLIPS ADAM AROUND, BUT ADAM WITH A DISCUS PUNCH TO THE JAW OF MASON, THEN CLOTHESLINING MASON OVER THE TOP ROPE, TO THE OUTSIDE!!! ADAM LUCAS TURNING THINGS AROUND FOR HIS TEAM! He helps Dray back to the corner tagging himself in, Limmy with a thumb to the eye, Limmy with a finger to the eye of Adam Lucas, THEN AN ‘ARMOR BREAKER’ TO THE FACE!!!! THAT SUPERKICK DROPS ADAM TO HIS KNEES, LIMMY GOES BEHIND HIM, UP TO THE TOP ROPE!!! GOOD GOD, LIMMY WITH A DIVING DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF ADAM LUCAS’ HEAD!!! HIS SKULL SNAPPED FORWARD AS LIMMY DROVE HIS BOOTS INTO IT!!!
Jake Mercer: Limmy willing to do anything to keep a chokehold over the chances of Dray and Adam in this match! Now Limmy’s got Lucas in his sights, perhaps looking for the ‘Howitzer Impact! That huge running knee to the jaw, Limmy would surely end the bout right here and now! HE LAUNCHES THE KNEE AT ADAM LUCAS, BUT LUCAS HAD IT SCOUTED, AVOIDING THE KNEE, LIMMY WENT KNEE FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! LUCAS SENDS MONAGHAN FLYING WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! DRAY FONTANA STILL REELING, BUT LUCAS MAKES THE TAG AND DRAY ENTERS THE RING! Dray clutching at his stomach, maybe Adam shouldn’t have tagged him in :lupe:….WAIT, HE WAS PLAYING POSSUM, DRAY FONTANA WITH ‘THE PARAMOUNT TOT HE FACE OF LIMMY MONAGHAN!! LIMMY FALLS BACK INTO HIS CORNER, MASON TAGS HIMSELF IN, MASON’S LEGAL NOW! MASSACRE COLLIDES WITH DRAY FONTANA, TOPPLING DRAY WITH A BIG BOOT! HE GOES FOR THE SENTON AGAIN, DRAY GETS HIS KNEES UP, NOW IT’S MASON WHO GETS A TASTE OF KNEES TO THE SPINE!
Flannery McCoy: DRAY STOMPS ON THE FINGERS OF MASON, NOW GRABBING THEM, HE WANTS TO SNAP THEM LIKE HE DID LIMMY’S!!! DRAY’S GOT THE FINGERS, BUT MASON LIFTS HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, OH NO!! TORTURE RACK BOMB PLANTS THE PURE CHAMPION, MASON DROPPED HIM HARD!! What a counter from Mason Massacre, who’s got Dray on the ropes now! MASON LIFTS DRAY QUICKLY, ‘HELL ON EARTH’ INCOMING!!!! DRAY MANAGES TO FIGHT OUT OF IT, BUT MASON WITH ANOTHER HUGE ELBOW, NOT ALLOWING THE FLURRY FROM DRAY TO LAST! MASON TRIES TO BLACT ADAM LUCAS OFF THE APRON, BUT HE’S MET WITH AN ENZEGUIRI! BAD MOVE FROM MASON, NOW DRAY WITH THE ‘FONTANA 97’ OUT OF ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE!! HE STUCK MASON’S HEAD INTO THE CANVAS FROM OUTTA NOWHERE, AND THIS IS GONNA BE IT!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTHHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
–
Flannery McCoy: …
Stew-O: …
Jake Mercer: LIMMY AT THE VERY LAST SECOND SAVES THE MATCH FOR HIS TEAM!!! LIMMY SAVES THE MATCH, DRAY IS FURIOUS! ADAM LUCAS INTO THE RING, CHARGES LIMMY- WAIT, LIMMY SENDS LUCAS CRASHING INTO THE REFEREE!!! THE REF IS DOWN, LIMMY WITH A HOWITZER IMPACT TO ADAM LUCAS!!! THEN SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE, TO THE OUTSIDE GOES ADAM!!!! LIMMY, WHAT IS HE DOING!?!? LIMMY WITH A LOW-BLOW TO DRAY FONTANA!!!! A LOW-BLOW, RIGHT TO THE GRAPES OF WRATH!!!! LIMMY’S CHEATING HIS TEAM TO VICTORY, PLEASE, NOT THIS WAY!!! MASON UP TO HIS FEET, LIFTING DRAY INTO AN ELECTRIC CHAIR HOLD, GOOD LORD, THIS WILL BE IT!!!! LIMMY ON THE TOP ROPE, GOLDHEART WITH THE “#RIPBOZOOOOOOOOOO’!!!!!! #RIPBOZO PLANTS DRAY, MASON MANAGES TO DRAPE HIS ARM OVER THE PURE CHAMPION, THE REF IS COMING TO!!!! NO, NOT THIS WAY!!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners, Mason Massacre and Limmy Monaghan, Golddddhearrrtttttt!!!!
Flannery McCoy: What a match, what a war, why did it have to end this way!? These two teams laid it all on the line, The Pure Champion and Adam Lucas were screwed out of a sure-fire victory tonight.
Jake Mercer: Goldheart used every resource to their advantage and walked away with a victory, how can you fault them for it?
Stew-O: If we’re calling blatant cheating every resource, sure, but yes, they are leaving with a victory and opportunities will be coming towards this team. If they can work this cohesively, imagine them against The Realm? What a match that would be!
Flannery McCoy: One victory and it wasn’t even clean? Let’s not stretch this, they have to earn their way to the top, and they could’ve done it tonight, but they ruined a perfectly good bout.
Jake Mercer: However you look at it, the history books will only reflect one view, the view of victory, and that’s Goldheart. Thank you for sticking with us, folks, Dynasty will be back with more action soon!
(Camera fades to black as a shot of Dray Fontana shaking his head in disappointment is shown in response to the pin attempt as Adam Lucas is also shown, frustrated in response as well.)
(A commercial for the new Spongebob Squarepants episode where Andre Walker is in it fucking Spongebob’s mom)
(Camera fades into StarrStan’s office. We see him sitting behind his desk at his lap top looking very amused by what he sees on his screen. In the distance we hear the door open; and his eyes almost bulge out of his head, as he quickly exits out of whatever he was looking at.)
StarrStan: Uh come in!
(Nina Bravo walks in with her resting bitch face look, and just looks at StarrStan in disgust)
Nina Bravo: You ordered my presence?
(StarrStan gets out of his char for a second, but then changes his mind remembering what he was just doing, and the after effects. He decides to sit down)
StarrStan: Ah yes Nina of course! I just wanted to congratulate you on a well fought victory at House Of Glass! It was most impressive, and honestly I was a little surprised at how well you did.
(A scowl comes across the face of Nina)
Nina Bravo: Surprised? The disrespects how dare you. I can beat any American I want; the weakness runs through their veins like a radioactive river of shit! Jalyn was never, and will never be on my levels and I am appalled that you would make any allegations disputing that fact.
(StarrStan actually stands up now with his hands in the air as a way to relax Nina)
StarrStan: Whoa whoa, I didn’t mean any disrespect by it; I just meant that Jalyn is an ex Champion, and one of Dynasty’s fiercest competitors. It was a hard task to have to handle; and you passed with flying colors.
Nina Bravo: In Mother Russia I had to travel through 15 inch deep snow; and travel through the forrest fighting grown bears just to get clean water. Midget Jalyn is nothing, but ok… Is that all? Or may I leave this torture chamber.
StarrStan: Well… I also wanted to talk about last week. Now I know it didn’t go the way that you had wanted as Mason did get the victory. But I’m not dumb, or blind, and I saw what happened. Had Limmy not gotten involved I have there is no question as to who would’ve won the match. You were cheated out of victory, and I don’t take too kindly to people being cheated out of fair opportunities. So with that; and the victory over Jalyn; you have impressed me, and I believe you have earned something.
(Nina seems intrigued and a rare smile sneaks upon her face)
Nina Bravo: I’m listening
StarrStan: Well I would like to make up last week by giving you a spot in the Specialists Chamber; a shot at the Specialists Championship. I believe you give us one of the best opportunities to bring the Specialists Championship back to Dynasty; and not have it be wasted away on a sub par show like Voltage. In your short time here you have made huge strides to become one of the hottest rising stars in the company, and I want to take full advantage of that.
Nina Bravo: Sounds as if you’re just trying to use me to get a title back on Dynasty. Well StarrStan I don’t bail Americans out, you have to learn how to do the work yourself. I won’t be used for your propaganda, I won’t be used to help you and your position. I am a proud Russian Woman and I will not be paraded around like some dolled up monkey smoking a cigar at the circus! You have some nerve…
(StarrStan has a confused look on his face)
StarrStan: So you don’t want to participate?
(Nina turns and walks over to the door)
Nina Bravo: No, I’ll do it, sounds fun. I can’t wait to be Specialists Champion; just don’t want you to get too comfortable. Just start knowing who you’re dealing with, ok Starr?
(Nina leaves the office, and StarrStan stands there confused.)
StarrStan: What just happened… Ah well…
(StarrStan rubs his hands and excitedly gets back to his computer. Camera fades to black)
(A commercial for Halloween which is 7 days too late starring Bronson Daniels dressing up as Travis Scott Batman and getting laughed at as he walks down the street)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is a Non-Title Match and it is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(“GATTI” by JACKBOYS, Pop Smoke hits as the virtual crowd monitors begin to produce cheer like noises from the speaker system.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Brooklyn, New York weighing in at 185 pounds he is “Friday Night’s Faith” and he is the EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION OF THE WORLDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!! ANDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!!
(Andre Walker makes his way to the ring woo walking as he goes before sliding in under the ropes. Andre raises up the New Breed Championship high in the air for all to see on the top turnbuckle.)
Flannery McCoy: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! LET’S GO ANDRE!!!!
Stew-O: Andre Walker had the hardest fight in his career at House of Glass I bet he is pleased to not have to defend the title this week. But that doesn’t mean tonight won’t be rough for him as well. The champ is in action up next!
Jake Mercer: Honestly DeMarco was screwed and deserved the title.
Flan & Stew: :usure:
Jake Mercer: Well actually that is a reach even for me. Everything else I say is 100% facts tho.
(“Jet Set Run” by Yuki Hayashi hits to cheers from the crowd.)
Stephie Love: Introducing his opponent from Charlotte, North Carolina weighing in at 118 pounds she is one half of the EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!!!! “The Invincible” HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPER LEEEEE!!!
(Harper Lee comes skipping out to the ring blowing kisses to fans on the monitors. Fans are shown trying to donate money to EAW thru their virtual experience to support their favorite cam girl.)
Flannery McCoy: Harper is so cute omg. We stan!
Jake Mercer: So demeaning. She is a champion. A serious competitor. Grow the hell up.
Flannery McCoy: Women can be cute and competent.
Stew-O: Facts only kween. Harper is unbreakable but we will see if Andre can break her anyway here tonight!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Andre Walker comes rushing in as soon as the bell rings to lock up with Harper Lee. But Harper moves out of the way. Andre whips around but Harper grabs him by the hair and tosses him through the middle ropes to the outside. Walker lands on his feet but Harper throws herself over the top with a Somersault Plancha taking Andre down on the outside! Harper on the outside now yanks up Walker by his hair again and slams him face first into our commentary table right in front of us. Sorry Andre you are on your own for this one! Harper drags Andre around the ring punching him causing him to stagger off as he is caught off guard by the ferocity of his opponent here tonight. He manages to roll back into the ring but Harper follows climbing up to the top rope. Flying Spinning Heel Kick by Harper! Down goes Andre as Harper goes for a cover!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Flannery McCoy: Andre Walker kicks out! Harper Lee is going to have to do a lot more than that to put away the EAW New Breed Champion of the World. Andre back up but Harper connects with a hard forearm. Andre retaliates with a hard back chop! And another from Andre. Andre going all out on Harper’s chest right now as she falls back. No wait! Harper grabs his arm and wrestles him down to the mat with a Cross Armbar. But Andre rolls through! Andre back up with a Clothesline but Harper ducks beneath and grabs him by the head for a Snapmare Takedown. Again Andre rolls through catching Harper off guard as he takes her down with a Running Axe Handle to the face. Andre pulls himself up in the corner but Harper leaps into him with a Running Double Knee Strike to the corner! No! Andre moved out of the way and Harper collided with the turnbuckle padding. But Harper catches her feet on the turnbuckle padding and runs off them! Moonsault off the top rope Harper taking Andre by surprise! Wait no! Andre moved out of the way! High risk but no reward whatsoever for Harper with that impressive feat of agility!
Jake Mercer: Andre Walker now quickly with the cover!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Harper Lee kicks out! But Andre Walker immediately drops his leg across her throat. Leg Drop connects! Harper gasping for air now as Andre immediately goes back in for the cover! Wait no! Andre instead locks her in a Gogoplata! Andre with a vicious hold here as Harper immediately claws her way over to the ropes to force the breakup. It looks like it will take Andre more than that to finish off one half of the Unified EAW Tag Team Champions tonight! Harper pulls herself up in the corner only to get met with a Big Boot to the face from Andre who also kicks her again in the back of the skull as she falls. Damn that looked painfu-
Flannery McCoy: Harper Lee does a handstand spring off the kick back up to her feet! She kicks Andre in the gut… SNAP LEE PLEX!!! CONNECTS! AND HARPER BRIDGING IT INTO THE COVER ON ANDRE WALKER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Another KICKOUT by Andre Walker as the crowd is shook! What fight and determination on display here tonight! Walker looks out of it as he struggles to get back up and even Harper Lee is breathing heavily I think she used a lot of strength to pull off that move right there! Harper back up and meets Andre as they both slug it out. A hard right hand from Andre sends Harper down to the mat as he realizes he has to put her away before she regains her stamina. Andre making his way over to the corner. He climbs he is looking for a high risk maneuver right here! He leaps for it! TOP ROPE DIVING METEORA!!! IT CONNECTS! HARPER IS OUT COLD!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Harper Lee somehow finding the will to survive! Andre Walker thought he had her there. No titles are on the line but both competitors are out here fighting like champions tonight! Walker pulls Harper back up… and a desperate slap across his face. The New Breed Champion is just pissed off now! He reaches down as he returns fire with a kick to the side of her head! Down goes Harper with a this! Andre now loading her up onto his shoulders for a Fireman’s Carry Slam! Harper dead on the mat as Andre runs the ropes and hits a Meteora right into her skull. Andre pulls Harper up but she can barely stand!!! WAIT!!! HARPER WITH THE SMALL PACKAGE! SHE IS LOOKING TO STEAL IT! NO! ANDRE BREAKS FREE! Harper back up now but Andre kicks her in the gut… THE DAWNBREAKER!!! IT CONNECTS WITH AUTHORITY! ANDRE WITH THE COVER!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… ANDRRRRRREEEEE WAAAAAALKKKKKKERRR!!!
(“GATTI” by JACKBOYS, Pop Smoke hits as Andre Walker has his arm raised and he is handed the EAW New Breed Championship to celebrate his victory.)
Flannery McCoy: Congratulations to Andre Walker this week for a hard fought victory. I will always love him for riding EAW of that cac.
Jake Mercer: May his soul rest in peace.
Stew-O: Unfortunately cacs do not have soul.
Flannery McCoy: True true. But Harper Lee certainly does and props to her for putting up a real good fight tonight. However, who could possibly overcome the roll that Andre has been on lately? He seems truly unstoppable.
(The camera cuts to a commercial for the stop the count movement in which EAW referees are shown demanding the count stop until their salaries are increased. Wait what did you think we were talking about?)
(The camera fades in to Stephie Love standing in the middle of the ring as she begins to speak)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Black Honey’ by Thrice would kick in as MITSUBACHI and Komatsu Ogawa would make their way out to the stage. Both of them would come out as Ogawa would look to MITSU with a smirk and him responding with a straight face. MITSU would pose at the center of the stage as from there both of them would make their way down the ramp and to the ring)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, accompanied by Komatsu Ogawa… from Soko, Saitama, Japan… weighing in at 187 pounds… THE SILENT KILLER… MITSUBACHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Last week MITSUBACHI managed to get himself a spot into the Extreme Elimination Chamber and I’m sure he knows the troubles that will come his way. And tonight he’s going to see one, a really big one. But if I can say for certain? It’s nothing he can’t handle.
Flannery McCoy: Well of course, Komatsu Ogawa just got a well needed win earlier in the night and the most that MITSU wants to do is keep the momentum up to the max heading into Road To Redemption, let’s do it!
Jake Mercer: I’m sure MITSU’s extensive training in the dojo will help him tonight, and I’m not even lying I swear! We saw footage!
(Ogawa would stand on the bottom of the ramp hyping MITSU up as he slid into the ring and went to the center of the ring, posing to the crowd in a charismatic way before jumping up to his feet and preparing himself as he made his way to his corner as ‘Black Honey’ would fade out. Before long ‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill would kick in to boos as Xander Payne would come in and head to the center of the stage with intensity as he did so. Breathing heavily he would shake his head and begin to make his way down the ramp and to the ring as always not wasting anytime)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 250 pounds… THE PAYNEKILLER… XANDER PAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: As for Xander Payne the last time we saw him in the ring was at House of Glass when he got a monumental win over Chris Elite which got him into the Extreme Elimination Chamber at Road To Redemption.
Flannery McCoy: And of course he looks to continue that momentum. To take out one of the people in that match? Imagine what that would do to his chances?
Jake Mercer: I believe in him of course. But have you ever wondered when he’s going to snap? Not snap, like pop! You know poor dude is going to pop holding all that weight, saddening.
(Xander makes his way around the ring before jumping up onto the steel steps and onto the apron as he gets into the ring. He would make his way to the center of the ring with a stern face before going to his corner as ‘It Follows’ would fade out and the Ref would signal for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: HERE WE GO AS THIS MATCH IS UNDERWAY! Both Xander and MITSU are beginning to circle around the ring! BUT XANDER ISN’T WASTING ANYTIME STEPPING FORWARD AND SENDING A FOREARM SHOT TOWARDS HIS FACE TAKING HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! Xander grabbing MITSU by the head as he throws him towards the corner, AND RUNS FORWARD AS HE CONNECTS WITH A QUICK RUNNING CLOTHESLINE SENDING MITSU DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION! Xander taking a step back as he runs forward while he has the time, AND GOES FOR A CANNONBALL!
Flannery McCoy: BUT STOPS HIMSELF AS MITSU MANAGES TO RETREAT OUT OF THE RING! Xander rolling out of the ring as MITSU is trying to retreat around the ring, Xander trying to grab ahold of him! BUT KOMATSU OGAWA STEPS FORWARD AND STANDS IN THE WAY OF XANDER AND MITSUBACHI! Xander looking angered as he lets MITSU slip from his grasp, AS HE GRABS OGAWA AND CHUCKS HIM TOWARDS OUR ANNOUNCERS TABLE! Xander not playing any games as he’s making his way around the ring to grab MITSU!
Jake Mercer: BUT MITSU GRABS THE ARMS OF XANDER AND PULLS HIM TOWARDS THE RINGPOST AS XANDER’S SKULL COLLIDES WITH THE STEEL SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! MITSU taking advantage as he brings Xander back up to his feet, AND GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD AS HE SLAMS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE! Xander is absolutely stunned as MITSU rolls him back into the ring as he follows.
Stew-O: BUT XANDER IS BACK UP AS HE KICKS MITSU AND DOUBLES HIM OVER, AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A STUNNER! MITSUBACHI IS ABSOLUTELY LEVELED OUT OF NOWHERE AS XANDER HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWW-
Flannery McCoy: BUT MITSU KICKS OUT QUICKLY! Xander is back up to his feet as MITSU is down on the ground as Xander runs to the ropes, AND CONNECTS WITH A SENTON! BUT WAIT! MITSU MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY AS XANDER IS UP IN A SITTING POSITION AS MITSU RUNS PAST HIM, AND CONNECTS WITH A PENALTY KICK PRIMED TOWARDS HIS FACE!
Jake Mercer: WHICH SENDS XANDER DOWN TO THE GROUND! MITSU bringing Xander back up to his feet as he grabs him by the arm and sends him towards the turnbuckles as he gets a running start, AND SENDS A KNEE TO HIS GUT! Xander trying to double over, BUT MITSU PUSHING HIM BACK AND SENDING ANOTHER KNEE TO HIS GUT FORCING HIM TO SLIDE DOWN TO THE GROUND! MITSU IS STILL ON THE HUNT CONTINUING TO SEND KNEES TO HIS HEAD FORCING XANDER’S HEAD TO WHIP BACK EACH TIME AND THAT HAS TO HURT!
Stew-O: MITSU pulling Xander out of the corner as Xander is back in a sitting position as MITSU runs to the ropes, AND GOES FOR A PENALTY KICK! BUT XANDER ROLLS BACKWARDS AS HE SLIPS THROUGH MITSUBACHI, AND ROLLS HIM UP INTO A SCHOOL BOY PIN ATTEMPT! WAIT! NO! THAT DOESN’T SEEM TO BE THE CASE THOUGH AS XANDER LIFTS HIM UP, AND SLAMS HIM BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: Xander showing off the strength through the fat as he’s grabbing MITSU by the arm and bringing him up to his feet, AS HE GOES FOR A SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE! BUT MITSU DUCKS UNDER AND KEEPS AHOLD OF THE ARM! HE’S GOING FOR THE QUIET LOCK! CROSS ARMBREAKER LOCKED IN!
Jake Mercer: BUT XANDER IS TOO CLOSE TO THE ROPES AS HE GRABS AHOLD OF IT BEFORE MITSU CAN FULLY SYNCH IT IN! MITSU IS RELENTLESS AS HE LOCKS IT IN FOR THE FULL FIVE COUNT BEFORE LETTING GO!
Stew-O: Xander is grabbing his arm in pain as MITSU takes a step back and runs forward, AS HE LOOKS TO SEND A KICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! BUT XANDER GRABS THE MIDDLE ROPE AND GRABS IT DOWN AS MITSU’S LEG IS TRAPPED IN BETWEEN AS XANDER GETS BACK TO HIS FEET! AND CLOBBERS HIM WITH A LARIAT TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! MITSU is taken down to the ground as Xander is bringing him up now and running with him, AS HE THROWS HIM TOWARDS THE RINGPOST!
Flannery McCoy: MITSU falling down to the ground and back into that seated position as Xander is moving forward, AND HE SENDS A STOMP TOWARDS HIS CHEST! AND XANDER IS JUST CONTINUING TO STOMP DOWN NOW CAVING HIS CHEST IN! MITSU managing to bring both of his hands up and block his foot, BUT XANDER PRESSES IT AGAINST HIM ONCE MORE AS THE REF BEGINS TO COUNT!
Jake Mercer: Xander backing off before the 4 count as he holds his hands up as MITSUBACHI is getting up to his feet, AS XANDER STEPS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A ELBOW STRIKE TOWARDS HIS FACE! BUT MITSU SENDS A KNEE TOWARDS HIS GUT! Xander doubling over as MITSU takes a step back, AND SENDS A KNEE TOWARDS HIS SKULL TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! MITSU back in control in this back-and-forth match! MITSU going back to stomping down onto Xander as Xander seems to be helpless in this situation as his instinct is rolling to the ropes and rolling out of the situation. MITSU not wasting anytime though as he isn’t missing a beat running towards him, AND GOING FOR A BASEBALL SLIDE TO KNOCK XANDER PAYNE OUT OF THE RING!
Stew-O: BUT XANDER PULLS ON THE ROPES TO MOVE HIMSELF OUT OF THE WAY LEAVING MITSUBACHI TO SLIDE OUT OF THE RING! Xander rolls out of the ring from his position as he’s grabbing MITSU, AND STEPPING BACKWARDS AS HE SLAMS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE SPINE FIRST! MITSU giving a scream of pain as Xander is grabbing his arm now, AND IRISH WHIPS HIM STRAIGHT FORWARD AS HE COLLIDES WITH THE RINGPOST!
Flannery McCoy: MITSU is absolutely stunned now as Xander is grabbing him and rolling him back into the ring letting the match continue on in the squared circle! Xander back into the ring as MITSU is up on all fours, AS XANDER RUNS FORWARD AND SENDS A KICK TO HIS GUT FORCING HIM TO FALL ONTO HIS BACK! But Xander isn’t done as he grabs MITSU by the head, AND LOCKS HIM IN AN HEADLOCK!
Jake Mercer: Xander wrenching at the arm as MITSU is trying to find a way out of it as Xander has cut off all room to breathe right now. MITSU slowly getting up to his feet as Xander is trying to keep the hold locked in as much as possible to gain some sort of leeway right now, BUT MITSU SENDING BACK ELBOWS TO HIS GUT AS HE’S FORCED TO LET GO! Xander stumbling back as MITSU runs forward!
Stew-O: OVERDOSE! DISCUS PALM STRIKE TOWARDS THE SKULL OF MITSUBACHI SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND AS XANDER IS DROPPING DOWN AND HOOKING THE LEG, PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHH-
Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S MITSUBACHI THAT KICKS OUT! Xander looking in frustration but not letting that faze him as he’s back up to his feet and waiting for MITSU to get up to his feet. It’s clear at this rate that Xander is looking to put an early cap on this matchup. MITSU slowly back up to his feet as he’s falling right into Xander as he’s setting him up! HE’S GOING FOR LAST SEDATION!
Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S MITSUBACHI THAT COUNTERS THE POP-UP POWERBOMB INTO A JUMPING DDT PLANTING XANDER DOWN TO THE GROUND! HE’S PUSHING AWAY FROM XANDER AS BOTH OF THEM ARE UP TO THEIR FEET, AS MITSU CONNECTS WITH A QUICK ENZUIGIRI TO KNOCK XANDER DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: MITSU setting Xander up on a knee, AS HE GRABS HIS ARMS AND GOES FOR A KNEE THAT’S PRIMED TOWARDS HIS SKULL! BUT XANDER SLIPS THROUGH AND SLAMS MITSUBACHI DOWN ON THE GROUND AS HE TRIPS THE LEGS AND USES THE PALM OF HIS HAND! AND TRANSITIONS INTO A SIDE HEADLOCK! XANDER SLAMMING PUNCHES INTO THE FACE OF MITSUBACHI RELENTLESSLY AS HE’S ON THE ATTACK NOW!
Flannery McCoy: BUT MITSU ROLLS BACK AS HE GRABS THE HEAD OF XANDER BY HIS LEGS AND LOCKS IN AN HEADSCISSORS! MITSU rolling his body to the side forcing Xander to follow with him, AS HE RAINS ELBOWS DOWN ONTO THE TOP OF XANDER’S HEAD TRYING TO SUBDUE HIM IN THE PROCESS! BUT XANDER ROLLING ONTO HIS STOMACH AS LOOK AT THE STRENGTH HE’S SHOWING! HE’S MANAGED TO BRING MITSU UP TO AN ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION!
Jake Mercer: MITSU ALREADY ON INSTINCT SENDING PUNCHES DOWN TO HIS HEAD TRYING TO GET HIS FEET BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND BUT I DON’T THINK THAT XANDER IS GOING TO GIVE UP TO EASILY! LOOK AT XANDER SPIN HIM AROUND ON HIS SHOULDERS, BUT IT’S MITSUBACHI THAT SWINGS FORWARD AND TURNS THE TIDES AS HE TAKES XANDER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH AN HURRICANRANA! Xander down but MITSU grabs him by the legs as he gets up, AND SENDS HIM TOWARDS A DROP TOE HOLD TOWARDS THE ROPES! MITSU running to the ropes and back as he goes through, AND GOES FOR A TIGER FEINT KICK!
Stew-O: BUT XANDER GRABS THE LEGS OF MITSU AND COMPLETELY SHOVES HIM AWAY SENDING HIM TUMBLING DOWN TO RINGSIDE! Xander back up to his feet now, AS MITSU GRABS THE LEGS OF XANDER TRYING TO PULL HIM OUT OF THE RING! BUT XANDER KICKS HIM TOWARDS THE FACE AS HE RETREATS TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING! Xander turns towards MITSU who’s jumping onto the apron as he runs forward, BUT MITSU GOES FOR A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZUIGIRI!
Flannery McCoy: BUT XANDER DIPS HIS HEAD DOWN AS HE COMPLETELY PRIES MITSU BACK INTO THE RING! MITSU slowly bringing himself up to a knee, AS XANDER GRABS HIM AND PLANTS HIM DOWN INTO A DDT! MITSU up to a sitting position now, AS XANDER STEPS FORWARD AND STOMPS DOWN ONTO HIS HEAD IN THE PROCESS! Xander running to the ropes and back now as MITSU is grounded, AS HE JUMPS INTO THE AIR ATTEMPTING ANOTHER SENTON!
Jake Mercer: BUT MITSU GETS THE KNEES UP! I COULD JUST FEEL XANDER’S SPINE CRUSH AS HE’S GETTING UP TO HIS FEET! BUT MITSUBACHI OUT OF NOWHERE DECAPITATING XANDER PAYNE AS HE HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT IN WHAT COULD BE THE BIGGEST WIN OF HIS CAREER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Stew-O: BUT IT’S XANDER THAT MANAGES TO GET HIS SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST SECOND! MITSU looking on in anger as he’s bringing Xander up to his feet as he grabs him, HE’S ALREADY GOING FOR THE GTFO! EXPLODER SUPLEX TIME!
Flannery McCoy: BUT XANDER SENDING A BARRAGE OF ELBOWS TOWARDS HIS FACE BEFORE THE EXPLORER SUPLEX CAN CONNECT GETTING HIM OUT OF THE POSITION! Xander back down on the ground as MITSU turns over to him, AND GOES FOR A STUNNER! BUT MITSU PUSHES AWAY AND TURNS HIM AROUND! MITSU GOES FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! BUT XANDER DUCKS UNDER AND SHOVES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND AS MITSUBACHI IS FORCED TO RECOVER! BUT IS MET WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF HIS HEAD BY XANDER PAYNE TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND ONCE MORE!
Jake Mercer: MITSU is trying to recover as he’s back up to his feet, HE’S GOING FOR HAPPY PILL! HEADBUTT! BUT MITSU DUCKS UNDER AS HE SHOVES XANDER TO THE ROPES, BUT XANDER GRABS THE ROPES AND STOPS HIMSELF IN PLACE! MITSU RUNNING FORWARD, BUT XANDER WITH A KICK TO HIS GUT DOUBLING HIM FORWARD AS HE THROWS MITSU TO THE ROPES AND BACK, HE’S SETTING HIM UP! LAST SEDATION TIME!
Stew-O: POP-UP POWERBOMB SENDS MITSUBACHI DOWN TO THE GROUND! XANDER PAYNE GOING FOR THE PIN! THIS MATCH IS OVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT! THE REF STOPS! IT’S A ROPE BREAK!
Jake Mercer: NO IT ISN’T! KOMATSU OGAWA IS IN THE FRAY! XANDER SAW IT BEFORE HIS VERY EYES! OGAWA JUST DRAGGED MITSUBACHI’S FOOT TO THE ROPES!
Stew-O: XANDER CAN’T BELIEVE IT AS HE’S UP TO HIS FEET AND ALREADY GOING THROUGH THE ROPES AND GRABBING THE HAIR OF KOMATSU OGAWA! HE HAD THIS MATCH WON AND THIS WOULD’VE BEEN DONE AND OVER WITH IF HE DIDN’T GET HIS HANDS INTO THE MATCH AS THE REF IS ABSOLUTELY CONFUSED!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT! MITSUBACHI! HE ROLLS XANDER PAYNE UP! NO NO!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Black Honey’ plays up as MITSUBACHI quickly rolls out of the ring as Xander Payne sits up absolutely frozen. Komatsu Ogawa helps him up to his feet as he raises his hand up in the air as both of them are in shock but are also very excited about this victory)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… MITSUBACHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: HE DID IT! MITSUBACHI JUST GOT THE BIGGEST WIN OF HIS CAREER BEATING XANDER PAYNE!
Stew-O: What a match! Both of them went at it and it was all going up before Komatsu Ogawa just had to cost Xander the match and gain MITSUBACHI a well needed victory and rebound heading into Road To Redemption!
Flannery McCoy: Of course one person that isn’t happy about this is Xander Payne, but it’s nothing he can’t rebound off of. What a match, but despite everything, congratulations MITSUBACHI!
(The last shot is Xander pacing around the ring absolutely furious as he’s arguing with the Ref as MITSUBACHI and Ogawa celebrate their win around the ring as Dynasty fades out to commercial break)
(A commercial for the very underwhelming Avengers game starring Harper Lee where she goes on a 3 hour rant on her YouTube channel complaining about it)
– Liquid Swordz regroup from their “minor setbacks” – TBP ASAP
(A commercial on how to resolve receding hairlines starring Impact as he photoshops hair onto his head)
(Dynasty would come back from its final commercial break of the night as ‘Blixky Gang Freestyle’ by 22Gz hits as Malcolm Jones and Chris Elite step out onto the stage together. They are looking extremely confident and ready for this second round match as Chris begins hopping up and down. Malcolm has his shades on as he smirks out and looks around the arena. The two then make their way down to the ring)
Stephie Love: The following contest is The Main Event of the Evening and it is a second round match in the EAW Tag Team Grand Prix!!! Introducing first, they are the team of Malcolm Jones and Chris Elite!!! THE BLICKY BOYZ!!!
Stew-O: The Blicky Boyz are in the building and they want nothing more than to advance to the semi finals of this tournament to face the Jaded Hearts.
Flannery McCoy: There was quite the back and forth between these two teams, so we know it won’t be an easy task by any means. Both teams want nothing more than to win tonight.
(‘House of Balloons/Glass Table Girls’ by the Weeknd hits, as Drake King and Darcy May Morgan step out onto the stage. Drake has his arms extended off to the side as Darcy has her shades on, turns around, and shakes her hips. She then spins around and walks down the entrance ramp while Drake still extends his arms out and follows behind)
Stephie Love: And their opponents!! The team of Darcy May Morgan and Drake King… THE HOUSE OF LEADERS!!!!
Stew-O: The Leading Lady and Drake The Redeemer advanced to the second round after their impressive win over The Mile-High Club.
Jake Mercer: The question is will they be able to get the same result tonight? These two will be matched up against their former Team Voltage partner as well as the 2020 Hall of Fame inductee, Chris Elite. This will be good! Who is going to see the Jaded Hearts in the next round?
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go! This main event match is underway! Chris Elite starts this match off for the Blicky Boyz as Darcy May Morgan starts this match off for the House of Leaders!! The two circle around in the center of the ring!! The two then lock up and Darcy quickly connects with a knee strike to the abdomen! Another strike by Darcy! This time she follows it up with a forearm shot to the face of Chris Elite!! Chris staggers back, but Darcy quickly gets her arm wrapped around his head as she’s tightening her grip with a standing side headlock!! Chris is trying to break himself free, but Darcy continues to force the pressure as she squeezes even tighter!! Chris now wraps his arms around Darcy and pulls them back towards the ropes, they bounce back, but Darcy drops down to her knee with Chris’ head still locked in tight!! Elite is trying all he can to break free, but Darcy won’t allow it! She stands back up to her feet, as Chris pulls them back towards the ropes once again, they bounce off of the ropes.. AND DARCY MAY MORGAN USES THE MOMENTUM TO CONNECT WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG!!!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT NO!!! Chris Elite pushed Darcy off as she landed flat on her butt in the center of the ring!! She slowly works her way back up to her feet and turns around.. PELE KICK BY CHRIS ELITE!! Darcy is stunned by that kick as she groggily takes a step back! Chris immediately gets up and into her face.. AND SMACKS THE SHIT OUT OF HER!!! Darcy drops down to the canvas of the ring, then backs up into a seated position in a neutral corner. Meanwhile, Chris Elite takes a few steps back.. He then charges at Darcy May Morgan!!!! HAWK EM!!! RUNNING DOUBLE KNEE TO THE FACE OF DARCY!!!
Stew-O: NO!! Darcy moved out of the way at the last second as Chris hit the turnbuckles knee first then smacked his back against the canvas of the ring. Darcy quickly pops up to her feet and reaches down to grab Chris Elite! She brings him up to his feet then smacks his head up against the top turnbuckle! Again!! And again!! I don’t think she liked the disrespectful slap from Chris moments ago and now she’s letting it out on the 2020 Hall of Famer! Darcy now grabs Chris Elite by the wrist and whips him towards the far ropes! He bounces off of the ropes and back towards Morgan!!! AND DARCY TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SITOUT SPINEBUSTER!!
Jake Mercer: The impact of that spinebuster was insane! Darcy works up to her feet as Chris slowly rolls towards the side of the ring and towards the ropes. The Dropkick Darling quickly gets back on the attack and begins stomping away at Chris! Chris continues to roll towards the ropes until he goes under them and onto the ring apron! Darcy now backs up as Chris slowly reaches his arm up in order to use the ropes to help him to his feet. The Leading Lady runs to the ropes behind her.. She bounces back as Chris stands up on the ring apron… SUICIDE SPEAR BY DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!!
Stew-O: NO!! MALCOLM JONES SHOVED CHRIS ELITE OUT OF THE WAY AS CHRIS FALLS FLAT ON HIS BUTT ON THE RING APRON!!! MEANWHILE, DARCY MAY MORGAN WENT FLYING THROUGH THE ROPES AND LANDED HARD ON THE THINLY PADDED RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! What teammwork by The Blicky Boyz!!
Flannery McCoy: Darcy is taking quite some time to get up to her feet, and that has allowed Chris to catch his breath and figure things out! Chris Elite looks over his shoulder and sees Darcy May Morgan on the ground! He gets up to his feet, grabs the ring ropes.. Darcy slowly works up to her hands and knees.. BUT CHRIS ELITE SHOVES HER BACK DOWN INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT DOUBLE FOOT STOMP THAT DRILLS HER IN THE CENTER OF THE BACK!!! Chris quickly reaches down and grabs Darcy, before sliding her into the ring!! Chris then follows as he hooks the legs!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stew-O: Kickout right after the count of two! Chris quickly pops up to his feet and makes his way over to Malcolm Jones where he makes the tag!
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Jake Mercer: Here comes Big 092MLBOA! Him and Darcy had an intense back and forth this week and I’m sure he wants to take advantage of her while she’s down right now! Malcolm with a stomp down onto Darcy! Another! Darcy clutches at her stomach as Malcolm makes his way over to Drake King and smirks!! Drake looks annoyed, but look!! Darcy is slowly rising up to her feet from behind Malcolm! Darcy stands.. BUT MALCOLM JONES TURNS AROUND AND DRILLS HER WITH THE C-NOTE!!! THE SPEAR TAKES DARCY MAY MORGAN BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!
Stew-O: Ever since that failed Suicide Spear attempt by Darcy, it has been all Blicky Boyz! Malcolm steps off to the side of Darcy.. STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS! WHAT ATHLETICI-
Flannery McCoy: DARCY GETS HER KNEES UP AS JONES CRASHES CHEST FIRST ONTO HER KNEES!!! Malcolm quickly rolls off, as Darcy slowly works herself up to her feet. Malcolm is definitely feeling pain in his ribs.. AND DARCY WITH A STANDING KNEE DROP MOONSAULT ONTO MALCOLM AS SHE PIERCES HER KNEES INTO THE BODY OF JONES ONCE MORE!!! Malcolm has found himself on the wrong end of two different flipping maneuvers just now as Darcy hooks the legs!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!
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Jake Mercer: Quick kickout by Jones!! Darcy gets up to her feet, then grabs Malcolm off the ground before shoving him into The House of Leaders’ corner!! Darcy with a knee strike to the abdomen of Malcolm Jones!! She then tags in Drake King!!
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Stew-O: Drake has just entered the ring as Malcolm clutches at his stomach. He slowly steps out of the corner, as Drake kicks him in the stomach, then slams him down to the canvas of the ring with a snap suplex!! Drake is back to his feet as Malcolm arches his back in pain! He slowly gets back up to his feet as well, but Drake is there to kick him in the midsection and lift him up into the air in a powerbomb position!! Drake turns towards his team’s corner!!! He charges at it and goes for a.. A BUCKLE BOMB!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! MALCOLM JONES REVERSED IT INTO A HURRICANRANA AS DRAKE KING BASHES HIS HEAD FACE FIRST AGAINS THE TURNBUCKLES!!! Malcolm quickly to his hands and knees as he turns his head to see Drake King slowly getting himself out of the corner. Malcolm quickly pops to his feet then runs to the far ropes! He bounces back towards Drake King… AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A RUNNING SWINGING NECKBREAKER!! Drake bashes his head against the ring hard and clutches at the back of his neck! The pain forces Drake to turn over onto his stomach.. BUT THAT LEAVES HIM OPEN TO GET HIT WITH THE WOO WALK BY MALCOLM JONES!!! Jones looks back after stomping Drake’s face into the mat and makes a gesture with his foot as if he’s wiping the poop off of his shoes! He then walks over to Chris Elite and makes the tag!
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Jake Mercer: Detective SKabler is back in this match and he quickly gets on the attack as he turns Drake King onto his back, then connects with vicious forearm strikes to his face!! Drake tries to fight them off, but Chris Elite is connecting with every shot!! Chris now gets up and runs to the ropes!! SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT BY CHRIS ELITE BACK ONTO DRAKE KING!!
Stew-O: NO!!! Drake rolled out of the way!! BUT CHRIS STILL LANDED ON HIS FEET JUST PAST HIM!! Drake stands up and turns around!!! RIGHT HOOK BY CHRIS ELITE!!! NOW A LEFT THAT CATCHES DRAKE ACROSS THE FACE!!! Chris then follows that up with a quick shoot kick!! BACKFIST LARIAT BY ELITE!!! That’s the 5 Borough Combo and it sends Drake King down to the mat!! Chris Elite goes for the pin!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHRR-
Flannery McCoy: And there’s the kickout by Drake King! Chris Elite quickly back up to his feet. He does a quick stomp down onto the midsection of Drake before making his way to the corner! What is he thinking? He springs himself up onto the top turnbuckle and looks down at the Redeemer! AIMIN FOR THE MOON!!! 630 SENTON!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! DRAKE KING ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY AS CHRIS ELITE SMACKS HIS BACK UP AGAINST THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! He arches his back in pain to the point where he gets into a seated position! Meanwhile, Drake King rises up to his feet.. AND DRILLS CHRIS ELITE IN THE FACE!!! RUNNING SHOOT KICK SENDS CHRIS DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS!!
Jake Mercer: That was a massive shot by Drake King! Chris Elite slowly works up to his hands a knees, but before he is able to, Drake King gets behind him and locks in a cobra clutch! He positions Chris in a seated position while still holding the submission hold! He’s cutting the air circulation for Elite as Chris’ skin is changing in color!!
Stew-O: His face has turned red!! He’s trying to find some air! If he taps out or passes out, this will be the end of the road for The Blicky Boyz! Chris slowly works his way up to his feet with Drake still wrapped onto him! Back Elbow to the abdomen by Chris!! Another!! And another!! But Drake still holds on tight! Chris looks as if he’s losing consciousness right now, as he drops down to his knee!! He then drops down to the other as his arms flail in the air, then slowly drop down to the side!! Chris Elite may be out cold!! The referee is checking on him!!!
Flannery McCoy: The referee raises Chris’ arm in the air and it drops down to the side!! He lifts it again… AND AGAIN IT DROPS DOWN TO THE SIDE!!! One more time and the Blicky Boyz are eliminated from the Grand Prix and the House of Leaders Advance on to the next round!!! The referee grabs Chris’ arm and raises it for the third time!!!
Stew-O: BUT CHRIS ELITE MANAGES TO STOP HIS ARM FROM FALLING!! He’s showing some strength now as he clenches his fists and fights his way up to his feet!! It’s as if he’s gotten a second wind in this match!!! We thought he was done for, but he’s back showing tremendous strength!!
Jake Mercer: That’s some Madaara Uchiha type of stuff for you anime fans out there!
Stew-O: Drake is still squeezing tight, but Chris Elite connects with a hard hitting back elbow!! He then grabs Drake head… SITOUT JAWBREAKER BY CHRIS ELITE!! Drake King is stunned as Chris runs to the ropes in front of him! He bounces back.. OPEN YA MATA BY CHRIS ELITE!!! HE CATCHES DRAKE KING RIGHT IN THE FACE AS BOTH MEN FALL TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Both Darcy May Morgan and Malcolm Jones are seen in their team’s corners! They are trying to hype up their teammates in a way to make the tag! They know how important this match is and how beaten up their partners are right now! Chris lifts his head up, then drops it instantly as he was deprived of oxygen for so long. He’s taking deep breaths while laying face down on the canvas while Malcolm is ready to get back into the ring!! Meanwhile, Drake King is clutching at his face, but slowly crawling his way over to Darcy May Morgan!! Malcolm is yelling at Chris! He’s telling him to get moving!! Chris turns his head and realizes what’s going on! He crawls his way over to Malcolm as Drake King is getting closer to Darcy May Morgan!!!
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Jake Mercer: THE DROPKICK DARLING HAS ENTERED THE MATCH!!!
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Flannery McCoy: And at the other end, Chris Elite leaps up to tag in his Blicky Boyz partner, Malcolm Jones!!
Jake Mercer: Right hook by Malcolm!!
Flannery McCoy: Right uppercut to the jaw by Darcy!!!
Stew-O: Darcy with a left jab! Malcolm with a forearm shot to the head! Darcy goes for a kick to the legs, but Malcolm Jones leaps up into the air to avoid the attack! JUMPING ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY MALCOLM!!! BUT DARCY DUCKS UNDERNEATH THE LEG AS MALCOLM JONES LANDS FACING THE OTHER DIRECTION!! Malcolm quickly runs to the ropes! He bounces back…
Jake Mercer: KAPOWWWWWWWW!!!!! SUPERMAN PUNCH BY MALCOLM JONES!!!
Flannery McCoy: TTYN!! LEFT HAND KNOCKOUT PUNCH BY DARCY MAY MORGAN!!! THEY CONNECTED AT THE SAME TIME AND BOTH ELITISTS FALL TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING RIGHT BESIDE EACH OTHER!!!
Stew-O: Wow!! What a shot by both of those Elitists! Malcolm and Darcy are on the canvas of the ring, breathing heavily, and staring at the ceiling as if they just got hit by a truck. Those two connected with powerful blows at the same time and the effects are showing!
Flannery McCoy: Malcolm Jones slowly works his way up onto his hands and knees as Darcy May Morgan does the exact same. Malcolm looks over at Darcy then instantly pops up to his feet! Darcy isn’t that far behind as she stands as well.. AND SHE GOES FOR A STEP UP KNEE STRIKE!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! MALCOLM JONES CATCHES HER AND POPS HER UP INTO THE SPIN THE BLOC-
Flannery McCoy: DARCY CATCHES MALCOLM’S HEAD WITH HER LEGS AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A HURICANRANNA!!! Quick offense by Darcy May Morgan!! She pops back up to her feet as Malcolm does the same! She charges in!!! FACE ACHE!!! BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE BY DARCY MAY MORGAN CONNECTS!!!! She drops down and hooks the legs!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: NO!!! MALCOLM JONES KICKS OUT AT THE VERY LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT!!! Darcy May Morgan looks down at Malcolm Jones. She’s frustrated as she realizes how close she was to sending her and Drake to the next round! She makes her way up to her feet as Malcolm is still down. She grabs him, and lifts him up onto his feet, then onto her shoulders in an inverted fireman’s carry position!!! SHE’S LOOKING FOR THE CURTAIN CALL!!! INVERTED GO T-
Jake Mercer: BACK ELBOW BY MALCOLM!! ANOTHER!! AND ANOTHER!!! EACH SHOT IS BASHING INTO THE SIDE OF DARCY’S HEAD!! She eventually drops down onto her knees as Malcolm manages to get off of her!! He shoves her from behind as she falls forward and he leaps over to Chris Elite to make the tag!!
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Flannery McCoy: Darcy May Morgan slowly gets back up to her feet, then she turns around… BOX OFFICE SMASH BY CHRIS ELITE SENDS DARCY DOWN TO THE CANVAS INSTANTLY!!! Drake King quickly runs into the ring.. BOX OFFICE SMASH ONCE AGAIN BY CHRIS ELITE AND THAT DROPS DRAKE KING!!! Drake rolls under the bottom rope and down to the ringside floor, as Chris Elite hooks the legs!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Blixky Gang Freestyle’ by 22Gz hits as Chris Elite rises up to his feet. Malcolm Jones enters the ring and joins him as the referee raises their arms up into the air)
Stephie Love: Here are your winners! The team of Chris Elite and Malcolm Jones… THE BLICKY BOYZ!!!!
Stew-O: They did it! They won their second round match and have advance to the semi finals! The Blicky Boyz definitely showed out tonight against one of the better teams in this tournament. There were a lot of question about who the better team would be tonight, but the Blicky Boyz made sure the answer was them!
Flannery McCoy: That’s true Stew! In these later rounds, it’s hard to predict who the better team is. Each team has their own strengths and weaknesses and only on the ones that can show up on the big stage are the ones that will last with the big dogs in this tournament. Tonight, the Blicky Boyz proved just that!!
(The screen shows Darcy May Morgan and Drake King next to each other at ringside. They are exhausted and upset about the loss that they have taken tonight. We then see the other side of the story, with Chris Elite and Malcolm Jones celebrating with one another. The screen then fades to black.)
