John Helms
(EAW Intro plays.)
(As the usual recap that opens Friday Night Dynasty begins to play, we see brief highlights of last week’s jam-packed post House of Glass event. We’re shown Johnny Andrews, Domino Stone, Andrew Valentine, and Xander Payne victorious while also showcasing an improbable but sometimes possible double pin in the Terry Chambers vs Xavier Williams bout. We also saw Dr. Bethany Blue manage to stand tall over Jack Ripley in a potential Friday Night Dynasty Match of the Year classic as various other portions of the show are shown prior to this. The Road to Redemption logo flashes before we see a faded image of the infamous Extreme Elimination Chamber structure that highlights the FPV annually before we are shown several potential entrants as the intro fades out.)
(Liacouras Center is lively as ever as fans pack the building from the roof to the floor seats. Raucous is an understatement as we get a good glimpse of the crowd with many wearing The Visual Prophet merchandise and VPLA school related items as well. Many signs in the building show love and hate for various EAW elitists, one in particular of Xander Payne with his face photoshopped onto the poop emoji. We also can see a few girls with “Andre Walker is Bae” sweaters that seem unlicensed before we see the normal pyrotechnics and music fade and get a close up shot of Stew-O and his partners Flannery McCoy and Jake Mercer.)
Stew-O: We are back in Pennsylvania and we are as proud as ever to welcome you all to this week’s edition of…FRIDAY…NIGHT…
Jake Mercer: DY-NAAASSSSTYYY!!!!
(Jake sticks his tongue out and makes the rockstar hand gesture before taking his hair out of the man bun and shaking it like a wild man.)
Flannery McCoy: Oh ok….what’s got into you?
Jake Mercer: About a dangerous level of Molly, a Perc 30, and just my excitement for some WRASSLIN’! WHO DON’T LOVE WRASSLIN’? LET’S GET THIS SHIT! LET’S GET THIS SHIT! LET’S GET THIS SHIT! LET’S
Stew-O: Anywho…let’s hope this boy doesn’t have himself a heart attack.
Jake Mercer: Wait…nvm. The molly must have been fake and that perc might have just been a M&M. My bad guys.
(Jake, embarrassed, begins putting his hair back in a man bun.)
Jake Mercer: Sorry, my bad. Sorry. Continue. Sorry. Mhm…ye.
Stew-O: Well, this show will be even more exciting than a drug bender at your job and you can enjoy it with a cold beer in your hand or even sober like us three clearly are. We got a main event that features Two Time World Heavyweight Champion The Visual Prophet taking on one of the few elitists he’s never met in the squared circle…The one and only Xavier Williams!
Flannery McCoy: We have even more in store besides that, Stew! Serenity Valdez takes on Abel Itami in what could be a preview of the future of EAW, Domino Stone fresh off her win last week goes one on one with Sierra as Sierra looks to turn her bittersweet defeat and betrayal from last week into success! So much to see tonight and-
(‘Second Sucks’ by A Day To Remember blasts as the fans pop at the appearance of the one and only StarrStan. Starr stands on stage wearing a dapper suit with his bald head shining as the lights hit it. StarrStan walks down the ramp, into the ring, and is given a microphone by Stephie Love.)
StarrStan: Now, I normally don’t love interrupting the start of Dynasty especially when I know that our commentators are usually the best at getting things up to speed and letting everyone know what’s going down this evening. But…this is information I know you all are dying to know. December is one month away and you know what that means…
Crowd: CHRISTMAS!!! CHRISTMAS!!! CHRISTMAS!!! CHRISTMAS!!! CHRISTMAS!!! CHRISTMAS!!!
StarrStan: Well, besides Christmas of course…Road to REDEMPTION IS IN A FEW WEEKS, FOLKS! While I am not 100 percent sure what Voltage or Showdown has planned, I have an idea of what to do with your favorite and not so favorite elitists here on Dynasty. Let’s just confirm this right now…The Universal Women’s Champion will be defending her title in the Extreme Elimination Chamber. Ms. Extreme will face two Dynasty representatives and they are Lisa Wren and Ximena Velasquez!
(The crowd pops as the news excites them all.)
Stew-O: Lisa and Ximena potentially bringing the Universal Women’s Championship back to Friday Nights? That’s huge news by itself!
StarrStan: But wait! There’s more! As for our newly crowned World Heavyweight Champion, the Visual Prophet also will be sent into the Extreme Elimination Chamber to defend his title for the second year in a row. We all know how last year turned out but I believe Viz will put up a valiant effort against the entrants this season. One being…SOSA Henderson! Yes, I know…last week I told SOSA that he would indeed have to earn a spot via a qualification match up but I have rethought that decision. SOSA has done more than enough and I’ve decided that based on his past performances and of course him winning Stadium Stampede alongside Viz that SOSA will also be allowed entry into the EEC at Road to Redemption! He might not be the biggest fan favorite around the world but I know some people in Philly are excited about that news. Last week, I saw fire in both Terry and Xavier Williams as they fought to an impressive draw in their match. So, as a reward for their efforts…they both will be entered into the Extreme Elimination Chamber as well!
Jake Mercer: Terry, SOSA, and Xavier in the chamber with Viz? Maybe this molly is kicking in because that’s got my nips up like 12:00PM!
StarrStan: Next man in…I mean…I think it’s obvious. A Former World Champion himself who has experience in these sorts of matches. One of Dynasty’s biggest names…Jack Ripley! Jack has earned a spot in this match and like SOSA, is beyond a simple qualification entry. Last but not least I think that-
(“It Follows” by Cane Hill blasts out the speakers as the entire building begins booing. Out steps Xander Payne with the biggest scowl on his face. Payne storms the ramp and stomps up the ring steps before entering the ring.)
Jake Mercer: The FORMER champ is…here!
Stew-O: I know Xander Payne has not been in the best of moods since House of Glass but the way he approached StarrStan looks like he’s as angry as ever.
(Xander Payne snatches a microphone from Stephie before his music fades out.)
Xander Payne: What are you doing?
StarrStan: I believe I was just about to announce the final entrant into the World Heavyweight Championship Extreme Elimination Chamber.
Xander Payne: Maybe you misheard me. Let me say it another way…What do you THINK you are doing?
StarrStan: Do you really need me to repeat myself? I’m announcing-
Xander Payne: Wrong. What it is that you are out here doing is diminishing the integrity of this very business in front of millions upon millions of people. What it is you are doing is diluting the division that I spent nearly 200 some odd days carrying on my damn back. StarrStan…you are as incompetant as I’ve ever seen you and I will not allow you to railroad me tonight, you hear me? You better and I mean better be seconds away from announcing to the world that Xander Payne is the last entrant into this Extreme Elimination Chamber match or so help me GOD I will burn this entire building into ashes with you locked in the basement. I deserve compensation for my historic World Championship reign and seeing as because of whatever illogical booking decisions you are too stupidly stuck on to bypass…I will not be getting a one on one rematch with that idiot JEFFERY will I?
StarrStan: Well, of course not. We fully expect The Visual Prophet to walk into Road to Redemption with that title belt as advertised. I mean, cards are subject to change but…
Xander Payne: But…nothing. You owe me. This company owes me. I deserve compensation and if I don’t get it I will-
???: You will what?
(Slowly behind the curtain appears the one and only Jack Ripley. The crowd pops like crazy as Jack smirks and saunters to the ring with a microphone in his hand.)
Jack Ripley: You’re going to stumble into catering and eat your feelings away? Are you going to make an UberEats order that costs just a hair shy of 5 figures? Are you going to do anything besides stomping your chubby feet and cry about how you didn’t get what you deserved? Which is the opposite of what Viz ended up doing. He lost his title and he didn’t get a World title shot until he got one at House of Glass. Where…I don’t know if you remember but…he beat you. Clean.
Xander Payne: Nobody and I mean nobody asked for your opinion.
(Jack slides in the ring and stands opposite Xander with StarrStan in between them.)
Jack Ripley: Maybe they didn’t but I do know nobody feels sorry for you, Payne. If there is anybody in this company that deserves a shot in this chamber it isn’t you, Xander. It’s Jack Ripley. So, how about you go right along back into the locker room and think long and hard how you can maybe try for 2022 as a timetable of when and how you can maybe sneak back into the World Heavyweight Championship picture. Better yet, just wait for me to win the title at Road to Redemption and I’ll gladly give your fat ass a shot at my belt. Capiche?
Xander Payne: Who do you think you’re talking to right now? Belt or no belt I am still your WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT GOD and you need to put more respect on my name, Jack. Title or no title I am the one that puts food on your table by being the best World Champion of all time. Jeffery can never fill the hole I left as champion.
Jack Ripley: The only thing fill a hole you leave is maybe another planet you fat-
BAM!
Stew-O: XANDER SNEAK ATTACKS JACK RIPLEY WITH A SUCKERPUNCH! PAYNE GRABS RIPLEY BY THE BACK OF THE NECK HOCKEY STYLE AND LAYS INTO HIM WITH STIFF UPPERCUTS! PAYNE IRISH WHIPS JACK INTO THE RING CORNER AND RUSHES HIM AS-
Flannery McCoy: NO ONE HOME! PAYNE SMACKED THE TURNBUCKLE CHEST FIRST AS JACK ROLLS OUT THE WAY…XANDER TURNS AROUND AND…
Jake Mercer: YOU’LL FLOAT TOO! THE SUPERKICK NEARLY TAKES PAYNE’S HEAD CLEAN OFF AS XANDER CRASHES BACKWARDS AND STUMBLES OUT THE RING!
Stew-O: Jack holds his mouth as those uppercuts landed clean and his lip is already swelling up beyond normal size. He took a quick lump but delivered a bigger attack as Payne is on the arena floor slowly pushing up as he clearly is still dazed from that lightning-quick superkick by Jack Ripley!
(A replay shows just how fast Payne ate that kick before we cut back to the ring. We see Ripley holding his lip as he leans against a turnbuckle and Payne outside on one knee trying to shake off the effect of that beautiful SUPERKICK by Jack.)
Stew-O: Things escalated very quickly right now but best believe we have even bigger business tonight as Dynasty is JUST GETTING STARTED!
(The scene fades out with the image of Payne ringside staring angrily into the ring as StarrStan shrugs his shoulders as Jack dares him to get back in the ring.)
(A commercial is shown for EAW Road To Redemption 2021.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen! THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Madness’ by KSI plays through the Liacouras Center to loud boos from the crowd while Abel Atami makes his way out to the ring with a towel hanging over his neck and a serious expression on his face. He’s determined and ready to go while he makes his way down to the ring without any theatrics, looking to kill.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM UPOLU, SAMOA… WEIGHING IN 247 POUNDS… HE IS THE SAMOAN MAMBA… ABELLLLL!!!! AAAAAATAAAAAAAMIIIII!!!!
Stew-O: Let’s take the time to talk about this new generation that EAW has going for them at the moment! If there’s one person that’s a prime example of that, it’s none other than Abel Atami. He’s someone that has persisted through all the shortcomings that he’s been through since his arrival and has made the best out of the situation that he’s in.
Jake Mercer: I like Atami. He has potential but not for winning. In my opinion, I think his “expertise” is better suited to waiting in the buffet line.
Flannery McCoy: Hey don’t say like that, Jake, Stew is right; This man will be the star of the Saturday Night Showdown brand that he’s coming from with continuous progression and that process continues with a victory tonight!
(‘Dolla Sign Slime’ by Lil Nas X & Megan Thee Stallion starts to play through the speakers as the crowd responds with a solid mixed reaction in response to show Serenity Valdez making her way out from the backstage area. She has an arrogant smirk on her face along with a crown to accompany her beautiful red attire this week. Serenity smirks while she puts her hands on her hips, beginning to make her way down the ramp from there.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING HER OPPONENT… FROM TIJUANA, MEXICO.. WEIGHING IN 126 POUNDS… LA REINA.. SERENITYYYYYYYYYYY!!.. VALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDEZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: ¡Fabuloso! ¡Esto es magnífico! ¡Otra nueva estrella de la marca y una maravillosa incorporación a la división femenina! ¡EAW es genial!
Stew-O: Ummm.. When did you learn Spanish?
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, how did we not know that?
Jake Mercer: Oh nah, I typed them up on Google Translate 10 seconds ago to show my appreciation to the hottest signing star in Dynasty of all time
Stew-O: Simp.
Flannery McCoy: Simp.
Jake Mercer: Shut the hell up!
(DING DING DING!!!)
Stew-O: Here we go, the match is underway. The two newest members of the roster are in the same ring at the moment. As the bell rang, Abel, who had been humiliated by Serenity this week, rushed towards his opponent in the corner, ready to fight as well, but Serenity was able to sense Abel’s weakness. With ease, which caused her to quickly stoop out of the corner, Abel unexpectedly ran towards the turnbuckle in pain. While Abel was stunned by his mistake, Serenity rushed back to Abel’s body and rolled under between his legs out of a corner before pushing him to his knees and making a cheap attack with a running uppercut.
Flannery McCoy: But Abel wasn’t dazed in the slightest before looking at Serenity with an angry look, and Serenity, who had just sent an uppercut on Abel, didn’t even bother before Abel hurriedly picked her up from behind and sent her into the air with a German suplex, causing the back of Serenity’s neck to violently hit the canvas of the ring!
Jake Mercer: Looks like my wrestler of the year can win tonight thanks to the momentum he’s creating right now. Abel got up and walked towards Serenity lying on the ring’s canvas after taking Abel’s German Suplex; Abel doesn’t care how Serenity feels and how painful she is now. Still, Abel pulls up Serenity’s arm before connecting his move by pulling Serenity in, lifting her in the air, and HITTING THE MAT AGAIN WITH A SCOOP POWERSLAM ON HER. Abel looks to get his first win already as he is going for a pin!
ONE!!!!
TWOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: It wasn’t enough when she kicked out before the referee counted to three! Looks like your favorite wrestler won’t be able to get her down in the slightest, Jake.
Jake Mercer: This is just the beginning of the match, Flan. I believed that Abel was going to win tonight! My favourite wrestler has a bright future If you know what I am talking about.
Stew-O: You mean dark?
Jake Mercer: Hey! Stop slandering him, or I’ll slap you.
Flannery McCoy: Aaaaaanyway! Abel was now choking her neck, and the referee had to stop Abel because this wasn’t murder but wrestling, which caused Abel to back down a bit. Serenity was in a lot of pain right now. It seemed like she couldn’t take Abel down, but Abel looked down at her slightly, waiting for her to get up in earnest to fight from far away.
Jake Mercer: Yes! Kill her, Abel! Let’s go! You got this!
Stew-O: You need to stop; this is not a tragedy. Serenity coughed slightly and grabbed her neck, which had just been squeezed by Abel Atami. Abel, seeing signs of Serenity’s survival, rushed to attack Serenity, but this was yet another time. Abel had missed when Serenity rolled behind Abel and recklessly got up to DROPKICKING Abel into the corner of the ring. Smart move by her.
Flannery McCoy: As Abel stunned again, Serenity ran onto the rope in front of Abel and hurriedly jumped down with a knee strike to whack it over Abel’s chin, but Abel secured her midair by snatching her with a clothesline to her neck instead! Abel looks for his second attempt of pinning her again by putting his foot over her body!
OOOONEEEEEE!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Stew-O: Not so close, Kick out by Serenity again!
Jake Mercer: It’s just that close, Abel! You just have to hit your special move! Talamakatatihashita!
Stew-O: :mjwhat: I don’t think Abel knows what that is, Jake.
Flannery McCoy: Abel looked at her in disappointment as he couldn’t believe his opponent could be so weak. Abel grabbed her by pulling her hair before carrying her close to Abel’s rope. She turned her back on the rope before tossing herself onto the rope so her neck could be pressed against the rope, but Serenity held on to it before jumping out of the rope and taking down him by dragging his arm and SWINGING HIM BODY TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH A SPRINGBOARD ARMDRAG!
Stew-O: Abel, who was tossed into the middle of the ring, was suddenly stunned when Serenity recovered her faster than he had calculated, and Serenity ran up onto Abel’s back before hooking up with Abel with her legs and QUICKLY LANDED HIM WITH A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMBBBB, AND SHE PROCEEDED TO GO FOR A PIN!
ONNEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEE-
Stew-O: Nope! Kicking out by Abel Atami this time!
Jake Mercer: See? He can do it, guys!
Stew-O: This is the first time he kicked out in this match, Jake.
Jake Mercer: Well, at least he did something that showed the EAW universe that he’s going to be the Wrestler of the year!
Stew-O: Jesus Christ, Jake, Are you on crack?
Flannery McCoy: While these two people are arguing, Serenity, who seemed unsatisfied at not being able to get Abel down, slowly rose up tired after taking Abel’s attack for a while. Abel tried to get back up as well. She was now above Abel, who rushed over to attack Abel’s legs quickly, which caused Abel to kneel and look at her hopelessly. Serenity continuously gets back on her feet and attacks by jumping on his shoulder and her other leg kicked into his ear like an Enzuigiri Kick!
Stew-O: Abel looking exhausted as he knelt in front of her, looking almost exhausted. Serenity gave Abel a slight gaze before pointing his head and running towards the rope and bouncing back to him. Abel rose with all his might and extracted Serenity’s chin with Superkick, stopping her action right there!
Flannery McCoy: Abel didn’t stop there as he hoisted Serenity onto the shoulder once more, ready to take the victory by throwing her to his side to put on the Samoan Spike AKA GTS but when he threw her body down to his side, Serenity took Abel’s face planted instead with both her knees smacking into Abel’s face. SHE REVERSED HIS FINISHER WITH HER SIGNATURE, EL ULTIMO BAILE!!! RECOIL!!
Jake Mercer: NOOOOOO!! GET UP ABEL!! YOU CAN’T LET ME DOWN LIKE THIS!!
Stew-O: Serenity dragged Abel into the middle of the ring. Abel was now out of strength and Serenity retreated to the rope. Abel looked back at Lek first. She quickly ran towards him, but Abel, seeing that she was about to end her match, turned aside slightly. Abel quickly lifted her with one arm and was about to slam her to his knees with the Backbreaker, but Serenity refused before standing and impatiently took Abel down with a Spanish Fly instead!!!
Flannery McCoy: Serenity, now that she saw the chance of a real ending. She grabbed Abel at the same spot again before rushing to the rope. She bounced back and BANGED at the back of Abel’s neck, HIT THE LIGHT!! Causing the sound of her finisher to sound like a gunshot. SHE IS GOING FOR A PIN! THIS SHOULD BE IT!!
ONEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEE!!!!
(DING DING DING!!!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!!!… SERENITY!!.. VALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDEZZZ!!!!
Jake Mercer: Goddammit! But don’t worry guys, he is still my favourite wrestler!
Stew-O: My god, Jake. :mjcry:
Flannery McCoy: It was a victory as beautiful as the wrestling brilliance being showcased tonight. Congratulations to Serenity and we welcome you to Elite Answer Wrestling!
(‘Dolla Sign Slime’ once again plays up while the referee raises Serenity’s hand before checking on Abel on the ground. Serenity smirks while she takes a bow before making her way out of the ring from there. It’s the last shot seen before Dynasty fades to commercial from there.)
(A commercial is shown for the EAW Performance Center featuring all the recent recruits that have signed onto the company and have blossomed in the process.)
(Friday Night Dynasty comes back from commercial break to the arena as the sounds of ‘Recreant’ by Chelsea Grin begin to play through the speakers of the arena to absolutely thunderous boos from the crowd in response. It isn’t long after that Ximena Velasquez makes his way out from the backstage area and towards the center of the stage. She has a scowl on her face while she places her hands on her hips and looks around. She is plain and simply cold and sadistic while she fixates her attention on the ring. She pops the collar of the leather jacket she has on before beginning to make her way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen introducing at this time… XIMENA VELASQUEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well, we all saw the scene that unfolded last week when it came to the person that’s making their way down to the ring right now. After what should’ve been a disappointing loss for her thanks to the backfiring of an interference in her favor, Ximena absolutely snapped and laid out her partner Sierra, betraying her and standing tall in the end in a fit of rage.
Flannery McCoy: It’s clear that Ximena was not having it, and now La Diosa finds herself standing alone in the Land of Elite. What will she have to say about it? Who knows, all we know for certain is the fact that she must have more pressing matters to tend to when it comes to what happened earlier in the night with her being revealed as one of the two Dynasty competitors entering into the Universal Women’s Championship Extreme Elimination Chamber.
Jake Mercer: Pfftt, Sierra not in the Chamber and Ximena in it? That tells a lot about the decision that Ximena made, say it with me guys, XIMENA’S IN THE RIGHT!
(Ximena makes her way up the steel steps and onto the apron, wasting zero time entering into the ring while she goes to take a microphone from the timekeeper’s area. She clutches it in her hand while she makes her way back towards the center of the ring, ‘Recreant’ coming to a close from there while she slowly begins to bring her microphone up to her mouth.)
Ximena Velasquez: To clear up any speculations that any of you might have about the situation that unfolded last week, Sierra is an excellent competitor, without a shadow of a doubt. As someone that has been adamant about watching her development and growth, it’s something I can say for certain and one of the contributing factors that I aligned with her in the first place. But her Achilles’ heel was the matter of reliability. While I succeeded, and propped her up in the process, she weighed me down like an anchor. She held me back from my true potential and as much as I held a sliver of hope for her, it was affecting my career more than it was affecting hers. Which is why I did what I did, and left her in the mud. Because if she’s not looking to improve, if she’s not looking to put her 100%, then simply, La Diosa is better off without her. So that’s the step I took, might I add, the step I took in the right direction when I pummeled the ever living shit out of her after my match. I cut the dead weight, and I moved freely on my own. Which is what brings me to have to explain myself to all of you.
(It’s clear the fans are not sympathetic in the slightest for XV, continuing to boo her while she stares right into the camera. Ximena, though, simply shuts it out of her system, ignoring all of them before continuing to speak after a long pause.)
Ximena Velasquez: I hope Sierra finds the success that she desires out of her career… but that will not be at my own detriment. Because finally, without her, Season XV can start off properly. I can finally do what I’ve been waiting to do this entire time, and show the EAW Universe everything that my ancestors have told me, with absolutely no restrictions. If being etched into the Universal Women’s Championship Chamber and getting another shot at that basura Camille Jane Ava’s Championship doesn’t prove that, then I don’t know what does. Just know each and everyone of you in this match? The five people that are going to be forced into a cage and locked inside with La Diosa, are not going to make it out alive until I say so. And when I say so, is when Ximena Velasquez is standing tall exactly as promised, your new Universal Women’s Championship-
CRACK!
Stew-O: LOOK WHO IT IS! SIERRA FROM BEHIND WITH A KENDO STICK SLAMMING AGAINST THE BACK OF XIMENA! SHE’S HEARD ENOUGH!
Flannery McCoy: XIMENA IS SWIFTLY TURNING AROUND TRYING TO ACCESS THE SITUATION; BUT SIERRA ISN’T LETTING HER BREATHE, GOING ABSOLUTELY HAM WITH THE KENDO STICK HITTING HER REPEATEDLY TOWARDS HER MIDSECTION! SIERRA TAKING A WILD SWING, BUT XIMENA MANAGES TO GRAB AHOLD OF HER WEAPON AND RIP IT AWAY BEFORE DROPPING IT DOWN TO THE GROUND! BOTH OF THEM ARE ON EQUAL GROUND NOW, LUNGING TOWARDS ONE ANOTHER AND ABSOLUTELY GOING HAM WITH PUNCH AFTER PUNCH TOWARDS HER HEAD!
Jake Mercer: BOTH OF THEM ARE FUELED BY RAGE AND ANGER FOR THEIR RESPECTIVE REASONS, AND NOW THEY SEEM TO BE ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED RIGHT NOW! XIMENA GOING FOR A SWING, BUT SIERRA GOES UNDER AND TACKLES HER DOWN TO THE MAT! BOTH OF THEM LOOK TO WANT TO KILL EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW! I DON’T THINK THEY’RE GOING TO STOP!
Stew-O: NOT UNLESS THEY HAVE A CHOICE! HERE COMES SECURITY, RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP AT THE ORDER OF STARRSTAN LOOKING TO SPLIT THE TWO OF THEM APART BEFORE THIS GETS ANY WORSE!
(In an instant Security grabs Sierra’s legs from one side of the ring and pulls her out, while they do the same for Ximena on another. Both of them are shouting and yelling at one another while they’re desperately being separated and split apart before this can get any worse.)
Sierra: (Off-Mic) I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU!
Ximena Velasquez: (Off-Mic) YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’VE DONE!
Sierra: (Off-Mic) SHOW ME YOU WHOR-
Flannery McCoy: XIMENA JUST BROKE HERSELF FREE OF SECURITY! NOW SHE’S RUNNING AT SIERRA FULL SPEED WHILE SIERRA BARGES THROUGH AS WELL! BOTH OF THEM LUNGE AT ONE ANOTHER ONCE AGAIN SLAMMING FISTS TOWARDS THEM AS SECURITY IS FINDING IT HARD TO CONTAIN THEM! THEY’RE LIKE RABID ANIMALS RIGHT NOW, WHO THE HELL CAN STOP THEM?!
(Finally, both of them manage to be contained as they’re backed up and separated away from one another before anything can get drastically worse. Both of them are once again back to absolutely screaming at one another in pure rage while they’re being escorted away towards separate parts of the backstage area. This chaotic scene is the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty ultimately, fades to commercial.)
(A commercial is shown for the new movie “Gawd,” a action film based on the EAW Chairman: Mr. DEDEDE, who is voiced by Chris Pratt.)
(Friday Night Dynasty fades in from commercial break to ‘Sacrifice’ by Babe Rexha blasting through the speakers of the arena to a solid mixed reaction from the crowd in response. It isn’t long after that Kensi begins to make her way out from the backstage area with a smirk on her face while she spreads her arms out energetically. She stands at the center of the stage while ‘Flawless’ by Mega Drive overlays Kensi’s theme, with Lisa Wren making her way out as well with a scowl on her face and her arms crossed as per usual. Both of them look to one another, both of them intent with microphones in their hands as they begin to make their way down the ramp and towards the ring from there.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen introducing at this time… KENSI AND LISA WREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Both Lisa and Kensi make their way into the ring, Kensi by heading up the steel steps and onto the apron while Lisa jumps up onto the apron on the opposite side. Both of them enter into the ring and meet each other at the center of the ring, ‘Flawless’ beginning to come to a close while both of them face the hard camera, beginning to speak from there.)
Kensi: Now to start, I think a lot of you have some speculations as to why we’re out here. Especially after what happened last week when it came to what unfolded backstage before Lisa’s triple threat match that ended in an unceremonious fashion. But let me tell you right now, everything is completely fine.
Lisa Wren: Y’all would love to say something’s wrong between the two of us, praying on the downfall of the melanated woman and saying that Stripperella and I are going to explode. While I can admit, something arose between the two of us last week that, for a second, made me question what the fuck I was even doing alongside her. The situation was calmed down, which is all that matters right now and all I really care about seeing as though I don’t want to deal with this shit escalating any further than it has.
Kensi: It’s been rough, right. Obviously there was a bump in the road last week and I’m sure a lot of people have a few questions concerning that, what’s our status? Well, we couldn’t be better right now. We’re trying to make things work, and so far I think it’s worked out pretty well for the two of us. So let me just say now, anyone who wants to instigate and say that this team isn’t going to last, better be ready to be told differently by the two of us. Because if anything? These losses that have happened, have only made us stronger, and that makes us dangerous.
Lisa Wren: I’m sure y’all heard everything Starr Saltine had to say at the start of the show, and how I’ve found myself in the Extreme Elimination Chamber for the Universal Women’s Championship. It’s interesting, ain’t it? Now I don’t really know who could be in it other than La Cabrona Grande and the Champion, but all I can say for certain, is that they’ll get this work. I know I’ve faced a string of losses these past few weeks, but I’ll be damned if I let that define my chances at Road To Redemption. I assure you, there will only be one result certain at the end of the day, and that will be me coming out on top as the Universal Women’s Champion over the rest of the bitches that are going to make the mistake of crossing me.
Kensi: Exactly, this is yours to win. I don’t know what’s in store for me at Road to Redemption, but all I can tell you? Is that it’s going to end with both of us standing tall separately-
(Before Kensi can even finish her sentence, ‘She’s a Bitch’ by Missy Elliot begins to blast through the speakers of the arena to a solid mixed reaction upon Domino Stone being seen making her way out to the stage. She has a smile on her face along with her shoulders raised up in a shrug while she looks at the two people inside the ring. She has a microphone in her hand, nodding her head slowly while her smile turns to a grin. It isn’t long before she slowly begins to make her way down the ramp and to the ring, ‘She’s a Bitch’ fading out while she speaks making her way to the ring as well.)
Domino Stone: Now excuse me, but I couldn’t help to overhear the conversation that you two were talking about. You know, this whole act that you’re doing trying to show some sort of unity where there ain’t any. I’m just here to speak my peace, and maybe you’ll understand me when I get to it seeing as I don’t really lie. Now I’m not going to beat around the bush any longer, imma tell you how it is. Take it from me, considering that I’m somebody who played a big part in breaking up one of Dynasty’s tag teams a week ago… I can see the writing on the wall with y’all. This whole forced act between you two, it ain’t gonna last much longer.
Kensi: Is that really the only reason you’re out here? Lorrddddddd isn’t that something? Look, now I don’t know what the two of us have done to deserve this little stern talking to and a wag of the finger from someone like you, Domino, but that’s not going to fly. I know you’re so used to getting everything that you want, but that’s not something that’s going to fly right now. Because you don’t understand in the slightest the situation that the two of us have, you’re just here to create some sort of tension between the two of us. Now let me tell you right now, you continue this little act? I won’t be afraid to roll up my sleeves and handle you myself.
(Domino’s expression turns cold while she steps onto the apron after stepping up the steel steps and entering into the ring.)
Domino Stone: Alright then, it’s like I didn’t just pin Lisa a week ago in the aforementioned triple threat match I was talking about. Tell me if I’m wrong Kensi, tell me if I’m fucking wrong. Because I don’t see what type of chance you happen to stand against me when I already whooped the shit out of your partner and another bitch alongside her. That’s what I don’t get, so I’m politely asking you to elaborate because I don’t think you know what you’re talking about at this point either.
Kensi: You know what, maybe I will give that to you Domino. You did beat Lisa on the last episode of Dynasty, it’d be un-ladylike for me to try and push away the obvious. But while you may have done that, I’m not her. Don’t expect that to be such a walk in the park for you like you expect, because you’re not going to be able to do that to me I’ll tell you right now. Because one swift right and you’re out for the night.
(As soon as Kensi says that, Lisa turns her head. She raises an eyebrow at Kensi while Kensi keeps her gaze on Domino. Lisa is clearly taking the comment directed towards her as a slight as she scrunches her face for a moment before grabbing her and turning her around to face her. Domino obviously, looks happily shocked in the process seeing herself be proven right.)
Lisa Wren: Now you know I don’t give a damn about whatever business you two might have with one another, but what I won’t stand for is you running your mouth saying you ain’t me. We just got done patching up another one of our little arguments, Stripperella. I don’t recommend trying to spark an old flame and getting into business that you know you can’t back up.
Kensi: My my! Let’s take it down a notch, Lisa. You know I’d neverrrrr purposely make an attempt to hurt you. How dare I, especially considering how far the two of us have gone with one another. It’s taken a lot of cooperation and work to finally be able to coincide with one another, and who would I be to break that into tiny pieces because one person wasn’t playing their part? The struggle outweighs the price here, darling.
Lisa Wren: Mhm, sure then.
(Lisa shakes her head while her arms are crossed, stepping back and leaning against the ropes while she lets Kensi continue her business with Domino, as it’s become apparent that this argument is going to worsen if she says anything else, so she took the easy way out of it.)
Domino Stone: Now look at this, what would you say, Kensi? “Oh my goodness!” Now look, I’m not going to take the time to continue on, because we got a show to go on with and besides, you already prove me right anyways so it ain’t like I gotta say much more to begin with. All I gotta say is, don’t keep trying to argue with me the way you just tried to do, that isn’t the right thing to do whatsoever. Just gots to see it through, then you’ll see exactly what I’m talking about. Then at that point, who’s going to be in the wrong? Not Domino Stone, no no no, Kensi.
(Domino simply shrugs her shoulders while ‘She’s a Bitch’ once again begins to play again. She drops her microphone down to the ground before making her way out of the ring, patting the shoulder of Kensi while she does so. Kensi, is simply dead silent, turning her head and looking towards Domino making her way up the ramp with a serious and pissed off expression on her face. Lisa in the meantime, is leaning against the corner, an unphased look on her face while she rolls her eyes in response to all of this. This is the last shot seen before Dynasty ultimately begins to fade to commercial break from there.)
(A commercial is shown for the new Hawkeye video game starring the only supporters of the entire thing, Jake Smith & Ronan Malosi.)
(Dynasty comes back from commercial break to ‘She’s a Bitch’ by Missy Elliot playing up. The crowd is donning a mixed reaction while Domino Stone is seen already in the ring from the previous segment getting ready for her match.
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR-
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: ALREADY IN THE RING….FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA….WEIGHING IN AT 157 POUNDS……DOOOMMMINNNOOO STTOONNNNEEE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Well as we saw before the commercial break, Domino wasn’t short on saying that Kensi and Lisa Wren was a team that was inevitably going to break. While that struck a nerve with Kensi specifically, I’m sure Domino would love nothing more than to send a message to both of them tonight.
(She’s a Bitch” fades away as Domino taunts on the top rope, before warming up in the corner awaiting her opponent.)
(“Hey Superstar” by Madine Lake hits as yet again the crowd gives a mixed response to Sierra. She doesn’t pay any attention to it as she heads straight to the ring.)
Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT….FROM SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA…..WEIGHING IN AT 121 POUNDS……SIIIEERRRAAA!!!!
Stew-O: This should be quite interesting. Two people who can build their stick with a win. They have faced in the past before, let’s see if that plays a factor here.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: This matchup is underway, and both competitors circle the ring waiting for the other to make the first move. Now both raise their hands to test each others strength…a kick to the midsection from Sierra! Sierra now hammers away at the back of Domino. Sierra looks away for a second before running off the ropes….But Domino leaps off the mat in the air connecting with a clothesline! Sierra rolls out of the ring in response looking to regroup early….BUT IN COMES DOMINO TAKING SIERRA OUT WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SIERRA CATCHES DOMINO! A BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX RIGHT ON THE STEEL STEPS BESIDE THEM!
Jake Mercer: Sierra had that look of determination on her face as she begins to throw several elbow shots to the face of Domino, before throwing her back in the ring. Sierra climbs up the apron and goes up top, waiting for Domino to turn around…CROSSBODY!! SIERRA FOLLOW IT UP WITH THE COVER!!
OOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: Domino reverses it into a pin of her own!!
OOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Stew-O: Sierra kicks out of it, and now both women race to their feet, and Sierra goes for the clothesline, but Domino ducks it and runs off the ropes, Sierra ducks looking for the back body drop…but Domino connects with a soccer style kick to the face…and a stiff elbow from Domino knocks Sierra backwards into the corner!
Flannery McCoy: Domino runs looking to drive the knees into the chest…and it connects! SHE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG FROM THE CORNER!
Domino Stone (no mic): Getcha ass up!
Stew-O: The confidence building up inside Domini, as she grabs the head of Sierra pulling her up off the mat, but a shot to the midsection from Sierra! Another one! AND SIERRA MANAGES TO CREATE SEPERATION CONNECTING WITH AN UPPERCUT TO THE JAW, STUNNING DOMINO! Sierra sees a window opening as she charges…but Domino reverses connecting with a back body drop over the top rope!
Jake Mercer: Oh damn, Sierra held on to the APRON which Domino isn’t aware of! ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! SIERRA NOW LEAPS THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH THE SPINNING TORNADO DDT!! SHE HOOKS THE LEG!
OOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Stew-O: And the kickout! And Sierra mounts on top of Domino and begins unloading several elbow shots down to the face! Domino is trying to cover up, but it isn’t having much effect. Sierra is on a damn mission to get back on track and be part of the Road to Redemption show.
Jake Mercer: For sure, now she goes in the corner and begins stalking Domino. Domino is up to her feet as Sierra charges…..DOMINO SIDESTEPS IT AND SENDS SIERRA SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL RING POST THROUGH THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE!DOMINO PULLS HER OUT AND ROLLS HER UP!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: SIERRA GETS OUT OF IT! Domino is back up to her feet first though…..and connects with a boot to the face..BUT SIERRA CATCHES THE FOOT! SIERRA FLIPS DOMINO BACK…BUT DOMINO LANDS ON HER FEET! ENZIGURI KICK TO THE SIDE IF THE HEAD THAT DROPS SIERRA DOWN TO A KNEE!!
Stew-O: DOMINO RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND SPIKES SIERRA’S HEAD INTO THE MAT WITH THE HURRICANRANA!! THE COVER AGAIN!!
OOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: AND SIERRA GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Now its Domino thinking on her next move in trying to put this match away. Domino stands and lifts up Sierra in the firemans carry…BUT SIERRA SLIPS OUT FROM BEHIND..AND REVERSE DDT CONNECTS! Both women are down as they crawl to opposite corners and begin stirring.
Jake Mercer: Sierra is up first…AND SHE CHARGES…AND HITS A LEAPING FOREARM TO THE FACE OF DOMINO! SHE RUNS TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER AGAIN….AND HITS THE LEAPING FOREARM AGAIN…..AND SHE RUNS AND DOES IT A THIRD TIME! DOMINO STONE MIGHT BE IN DEEP WATERS HERE!
Stew-O: SIERRA GOES FOR THE BACKSTABBER!A BUT DOMINO HOLDS ON TO THE ROPE AS SIERRA CRASHES BACK FIRST TO THE MAT! DOMINO KEEPS THE MOMENTUM GOING AS SHE GOES FOR THE LEAPING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP–BUT SIERRA ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!! I think Domino tweaked her ankle on that landing….
Stew-O: Sierra is like a shark who smells blood now….”EELLLLECCTRRRIIICC FEEELLLL!!!!” THE ROLLING KOPPU KICK AS SIERRA HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: DOMINO KICKS OUT!! SHE FINDS A WAY TO STAY ALIVE, AND SIERRA IS A BIT SHOCKED.
Jake Mercer: She knows she can’t let up though, as she picks her up off the mat…BUT DOMINO PUSHES OFF AND THEN SIERRA WALKS RIGHT INTO A FOREARM! DOMINO SETS UP FOR THE BIIG 6!!!! BUT ITS SIERRA THIS TIME WHO TWIRLS OUT OF IT…KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, AND A SNAP DDT SPIKING DOMINO’S HEAD INTO THE MAT!!
Stew-O: Now what? Sierra can sense that victory is near, as she crawls under the ropes and up the top rope in the corner. This is very risky as she measures up Domino down below!
Stew-O: DOMINO LIKE A BAT OUT IF HELL CHARGES UP THE TOP ROPE OFF THE MAT, AND……A BELLY TO BELLY AUPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE!! DOMINO STIRS TO HER FEET MEASURING UP SIERRA….SHE’S GOT SIERRA IN POSITION….BIIIG 6!!!!!! THE CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB AS DOMINO HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE WIN!!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘She’s a Bitch’ by Missy Elliott hits as Domino Stone stands up and has her hand raised, as the crowd applauds.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…….DOOMMIINNNNOOOOO STTTOONNNNEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: Wow! Hard fought victory by Domino as she gets a huge win to gain some momentum for herself.
Flannery McCoy: The skid continues for Sierra though, but I think it’s only a matter of time until she breaks out of it, but tonight was Domino’s night. Congratulations to her on the win tonight!
(The camera fades as it sees Domino celebrating on the top rope, as Sierra sits in the corner, sporting an unusual grin while she rolls out of the ring and begins to make her way backstage.)
(A commercial is shown for One Piece starring Myles, the only person in the entirety of EAW who has the patience to watch through all of it.)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(Ser Real- Oscar Cortez Ft. T3R Elemento hits!!!)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Hidalgo, Mexico weighing in at 245 pounds he is “El Padrastro” ROBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTO DE LA ROSAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: We stan a strong independent Latino who don’t need no Terry. Fatboy about to get rekt.
Stew-O: Terry isn’t fat but Roberto may indeed be a force to be reckoned with!!!
Jake Mercer: That is the Terry of old Flan. Get with the times!!!
(Natural’ by Imagine Dragons hits as the crowd explodes into cheers.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent from Detroit, Michigan weighing in at 257 pounds he is “The Barbaric Carnivore” TERRRRRRRRYYYYYYY CHAMMMMMMMMMBERRRRSSSS!!!
Flannery McCoy: Here comes Terreth! I gotta get me a Chamburger fr.
Stew-O: I think you eat enough Flan. Maybe you should go vegan and stop being a carnivore unlike Terry.
Jake Mercer: Terry is here to kick ass and take names and not let some Showdown motherfucker invade he turf.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: We are underway now as Roberto De La Rosa takes a moment to stretch and tighten up his boots as his opponent Terry Chambers looks extra hungry. He looks hangry af. Eventually Roberto makes his way out into the ring to start the match as he locks up with Terry and both men grapple for position. Big man Terry appears to have the advantage knocking Roberto down to one knee but Roberto fires back up rolling off the ropes and shoving Terry hard into the corner. Terry ducks under the ropes as the referee forces the break from Roberto who slaps Terry hard across the face before breaking in a true act of disrespect! The audacity!
Crowd: TERRY’S GONNA KILL YOU! TERRY’S GONNA KILL YOU! TERRY’S GONNA KILL YOU!
Stew-O: Terry Chambers is riled up now as he charges at Roberto De La Rosa who ducks behind him grabbing him from behind but Terry stays on his feet. Roberto unable to toss him back with a German Suplex or something as Terry back elbows him repeatedly but Roberto will not break the hold! Roberto transitions into a headlock as Terry bounces off the ropes back into the ring. Terry fading now as he almost goes down to one knee but Roberto won’t wait as he throws Terry to the mat with a Snapmare Takedown. Roberto showing excellent mat wrestling when suddenly Terry grabs the ropes and rolls out of it. Terry even looks impressed as he gives Roberto props for what he’s been able to pull off so far in this match.
Jake Mercer: Both men back away before charging in to lock up once again with this shit looking like a Fire Pro Wrestling match. Foh. Here comes Terry and you know he hustlin’. Terry can’t hustle quite too much as Roberto De La Rosa takes him down into a headlock but Terry with the tenacity to power out! But Roberto leaps over Terry as he is down on the mat grabbing him by the arms and rolling over into a Crucifix Pinning Combination!!! Here comes the referee to make the count!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: But Terry Chambers will not be kept down! He powers out throwing Roberto De La Rosa off him with force. Both men back up as Terry catches Roberto and throws him back with a Belly to Belly Suplex! But Roberto flips through and lands on his feet in an incredible feat of athleticism. Did you see what I did there Stew? I said feet and feat and they sound alike.
Stew-O: The cringe is too strong for me to ever talk to you outside of work again but that is irrelevant to the match! What is relevant is that Roberto now catches Terry off guard kicking him hard in the gut as he turns around. SNAP SUPLEX!!! NO! Terry won’t let himself be lifted that easily! Terry counters the Suplex!!! No! Roberto brings himself back down but Terry slips beneath the legs as he drops down and twists Roberto into an Ankle Lock! But Roberto uses the momentum to flip Terry overhead nearly tossing him out of the ring!
Jake Mercer: Both men back on their feet as Roberto De La Rosa runs towards the ropes… but Terry Chambers catches Roberto and takes him down with the Moment of Silence!!!! Terry falls on top of Roberto for the cover and possibly the win!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Roberto De La Rosa kicks out!!! He’s still in this thing despite that self harming headbutt that Terry Chambers just used in an attempt to knock him the fuck out!!! It was not enough as now Terry has more work to do but even he appears to be impressed by Roberto’s tenacity. He pulls Roberto back up and runs him head first into the top turnbuckle at high speed! Terry savagely slams him head first repeatedly into the turnbuckle until Roberto collapses to his knees barely able to stand. But Terry yanks him back up by the arm nearly tearing it out the socket and whips him across the ring. TERRY TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A BIG ASS LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Stew-O: NO! ROBERTO DE LA ROSA DUCKS BENEATH!!! Roberto runs the ropes and leaps off the middle rope! He comes flying back towards Terry Chambers and drops him face first with a Springboard Cutter. Terry just got dropped and Roberto now standing up and getting his bearings as he realizes that he has just taken control of this match here tonight!!! Roberto now stalking Terry as he gets back up and grabs him by the legs dropping him and twisting him over into a Half Boston Crab! Roberto really wrenching on it but will Terry tap out?!?!?! Terry may have no choice! He reaches out…
Jake Mercer: Terry Chambers gets his hand on the bottom rope! Roberto De La Rosa is forced to relinquish the hold!!! Both men back up now…
Flannery McCoy: RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE OUTTA NOWHERE!!! TERRY JUST KICKED THIS MAN’S HEAD OFF! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… TERRRRRRRRY CHAMMMMMMMMMMMBERRRRSSS!!!!
(Natural’ by Imagine Dragons hits to cheers from the crowd as Terry has his arm raised by the referee.)
Flannery McCoy: HOLY SHIT TERRY WON! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! OMG!!!
Stew-O: A huge win for Terry here tonight! I hope he enjoys this moment.
Jake Mercer: History has been made tonight as it is always made on Dynasty the greatest brand. Terry sending this Showdown invader back where he comes from with his tail between his legs!!!
(The camera cuts to a commercial for the latest round of EAW releases that dirtsheets around the world describe as “literally crippling” and “how can we ever invest ourselves in stars again when they are ruined like this?” as well as “I didn’t even know who they were”.)
(The crowd is quiet until “Roll With Me” by Charli XCX blasts out the speakers. Out steps the normally cheerful but clearly less enthusiastic Andrea Valentine as the fans rejoice.)
StarrStan: The fan-favorite Andrea Valentine has stepped onto the stage and she looks like she has something on her mind.
Jake Mercer: Maybe she caught the Rey De La Lucha Libre show last week. It’s only the biggest event in Mexican wrestling. Rumor has it that TLA showed up and performed under one of his old masks as he took El Landerson to a 69 minute time limit iron man match. TLA even came out under his old theme song “Boss Ni-”
Flannery McCoy: Stop before you get fired, Jon Gruden.
Jake Mercer: My bad got a little spicy for a second. Might be the fake molly actually kicking in now!
(Andre enters the ring and is given a microphone as her music fades out.)
Andrea Valentine: I’m not going to lie to you guys. I’m not happy right now and I’m here to explain exactly why.
Flannery McCoy: :lupe: Is she about to quit?!?
Andrea Valentine: I have been as good as any other elitist on this show in my eyes and yet look what it’s gotten me. Look how I’ve been positioned. I came into this night expecting good news but nope. I get ignored. Pushed aside. Treated like I’m not as advertised. I’m no quitter by any means but listening to StarrStan early and watching him ignore me and not pick me as an entrant into the Extreme Elimination Chamber really bothers me. Not just the World Heavyweight Championship EEC where the guy I beat months ago is the current champion…but I wasn’t even selected for the Universal Women’s Chamber either? So in StarrStan’s eyes, out of multiple potential spots…I wasn’t worthy of one? Me…not deserving of a title shot against Ms. Extreme or Viz? I’m confused. I’m baffled. I’m kind of pissed off the more I stand here and think about it. I’ve been labeled one of Friday Night Dynasty’s main event talents yet I won’t even be in one of the potential main event matches? I’ve worked pretty damn hard to get my name and reputation back into the limelight in EAW. I started this season with goals in my mind and I’m still here reaching for them but with decisions like today being made I can’t help but think that I might have to hurt a person or two just to get the respect and opportunities I rightfully feel I deserve.
(“Somebody Get Me A Doctor” by Van Halen blasts as the fans give a huge but mixed reaction to the arrival of Dr. Bethany Blue. Bethany slowly walks to the ring as she laughs into her own microphone.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Deserve? You…deserve a spot in one of those chambers? You think you are the one that has any right coming out here claiming they deserve anything. All you deserve is a prescription to extra strength Tylenol because clearly, you’ve bumped your head one too many times, Andrea. The only one in this company that deserves anything is The Good Doctor herself.
(Bethany enters the ring as Andrea rolls her eyes.)
Andrea Valentine: Is there anything I can do to help you find your way back to the clinic to help cure STDS that you likely helped spread, Beth? I’ve got enough annoyances in my life now and I’d prefer if you went away immediately. Or Else.
Dr. Bethany Blue: Or Else what? You and those crocodile tears are not going to do, say, or prove to anyone that you could possibly deserve a title shot over me. You are better suited sitting on the sidelines and being grateful for the title opportunity you already wasted months ago against Xander Payne. You and Payne both can stay in the bleachers that go around as Dr. Bethany Blue prescribes nothing but pain for anybody thinking they deserve a title shot over her. It’s nobody’s time but mine, Andrea. Especially not yours. I’m the one being overlooked right now. I’m the one that deserves an opportunity at Viz or little Miss Extreme. I’d love nothing more than to make the Visual Prophet a transitional champion or even end Camille’s reign myself. You go ahead and pipe down before I make you pipe down, Andrea!
Andrea Valentine: Look…
Dr. Bethany Blue: Look? Your eyes and vision fading? Need me to get a licensed optometrist out here to check and make sure you and those slightly wonky eyes can see straight?
(Andrea rolls her eyes and takes a deep breath.)
Andrea Valentine: You can come out here with your stethoscope and your hospital garments and believe whatever you want to believe. That’s your prerogative and it’s clear you are too stubborn and self-centered to accept my truth as the definitive truth. Believe what you want to believe, Beth. But understand that regardless of whether you think you deserve a title shot more than me or anyone else…understand that I’ve proven my talents to be near or even higher than the top elitists this company has ever employed. I’ve been fighting to position myself back in the title picture and I’ll be damned if you and your medical degree having ass gets in the way of that. I’m not taking no for an answer this time around. If you have a problem with that…suck it up and deal with it on your own time. Stay in your lane and focus on your own success instead of trying to bring others down or hijack others’ momentum. How’s that for a prescription?
*MIC DROP*
(Andrea flicks her hair at Bethany Blue as The DR shakes her head and mouths something to Valentine who clearly ignores it and exits the ring.)
Stew-O: Quite the stand-off from two of EAW’s most talented women’s wrestlers of all time.
Flannery McCoy: Don’t just label them WOMEN’S wrestlers. Dr. Bethany Blue and Andrea Valentine are two of the best WRESTLERS in the world beyond gender. Period.
Jake Mercer: Period, SIS! YASSSS! I don’t know if it’s the molly or the female aggression but my nips…guys…my nips. They nippin’!
(Flannery rolls her eyes as we end with a shot of Valentine walking backward up the ramp with Bethany Blue wagging a finger at her from inside the ring.)
(A commercial is shown for Taco Bell, starring TLA who has been told this is a commercial for something else.)
(‘Faneto’ by Chief Keef hits, as the crowd instantly erupts into boos. SOSA Henderson then steps out onto the stage wearing a SOSA Chain around his neck. He kisses the chain and looks out to the crowd as he makes his way down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is a triple threat match set for ONE FALL! Introducing first.. From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.. Weighing in at 191lbs.. BULLETPROOF!!! SOSA HENDERSON!!!!
Stew-O: Here comes SOSA Henderson who wants to make a statement here tonight for StarrStan. He believes that he doesn’t need to fight in a qualifying match for the Extreme Elimination Chamber, and that he’s the top guy and most worthy guy to be champion here on this brand.
Flannery McCoy: He said he was the one that gave Xander his toughest title defense before losing the belt, and while that is definitely a possibility, he surely wants to win this match here tonight.
(‘Written in Hellfire’ Mashup theme song hits, as Black Shamrock steps out onto the stage. The crowd continues to boo heavily, as he spreads his arms out wide off to the side. He yells out and makes his way down to the ring as he confidently stares at SOSA Henderson.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent.. From Dublin, Ireland.. Weighing 267lbs.. THE BAD LAD!! BLACK SHAMROCK!!!!
Stew-O: And now here’s Black Shamrock who stated this week that doesn’t fear SOSA Henderson. He acknowledges his awards and accolades, but that defeating Henderson tonight will feel even greater than just being in the ring with someone as accomplished as him. Someone with that type of mindset will surely be a tough opponent even if he is a younger face on the roster.
Jake Mercer: He’s a young Bad Lad!! I pick him to come out on top here tonight.
(‘Can’t Tell Me Nothing’ by Kanye West hits, as Johnny Andrews steps out onto the stage in some diamond bedazzled shades! He poses out at the top of the stage and continues down the entrance and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: And their opponent.. From Los Angeles, California.. Weighing in at 215lbs.. He is the Face of Elite!!! JOHNNY ANDREWS!!!
Stew-O: And here comes Andrews who has had quite the history with Henderson in the past. He feels that his previous match with Henderson finished the way that it did due to Andre Walker’s outside interference. Tonight he looks to prove that he had that match won.
Flannery McCoy: All three of these men are ready to give this a great fight! They have their reasons to, but only one will come out on top!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: There’s the bell and this one is underway! Johnny Andrews charges in at Sosa Henderson with a lariat, but Henderson is able to duck underneath the arm! He continues his stride.. AND RUNS INTO A LARIAT BY BLACK SHAMROCK!!! NO!! HENDERSON DUCKS THAT ONE TOO, AND INSTEAD IT TAKES DOWN JOHNNY ANDREWS!!!
Flannery McCoy: Shamrock turns around.. SUPERKICK BY SOSA HENDERSON!! Black Shamrock was stunned right there, and now he’s barely able to stand on his feet! However, it’s SOSA Henderson who grabs him by the head, and takes him down to the mat with a snapmare! Shamrock is down in a seated position right now, as Henderson runs to the ropes ahead of him! He rebounds back.. AND CONNECTS A SINGLE LEG DROP RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF BLACK SHAMROCK AND NOW HE’S FLAT AGAINST THE RING MAT!!!
Stew-O: SOSA Henderson has stated that he deserves to be in the Extreme Elimination Chamber without question and without needing to prove himself. He knows that tonight he needs to shut down any questions about how deserving he is to be in that chamber.
Flannery McCoy: Henderson gets to his feet then reaches down to grab Black Shamrock. He brings Shamrock up to his knees, but Shamrock shoves Henderson back! Henderson responds with a knee to the side of the head!! Henderson now with an elbow to the head!! And another knee that sends Shamrock down onto his hands and knees!! SOSA Henderson backs away from Black Shamrock. Shamrock slowly works his way up to his feet, as Henderson bounces off of the ropes and rebounds back towards The Bad Lad!!! RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE TO THE FACE BY SOSA HENDERSON!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!! HENDERSON RAN RIGHT INTO A ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY JOHNNY ANDREWS!!! ANDREWS CAME OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THAT ONE!!
Stew-O: Andrews has a lot to prove here tonight. He believes he had his match won against SOSA Henderson last time they fought against one another, and now he’s making his point! SOSA is down on the canvas right now and clutching at his face.. Andrews walks up to SOSA Henderson and stands beside him.. STANDING CORKSCREW SENTON BY JOHNNY ANDREWS ONTO SOSA HENDERSON!!! HE JUST CRASHED RIGHT DOWN ONTO HIM!!
Flannery McCoy: That one definitely knocked the wind out of Henderson just now! He turns over and lays on his stomach as he begins to curl into a ball! Johnny Andrews gets back to his feet.. AND WAIT!! IT’S BLACK SHAMROCK STANDING BEHIND ANDREWS!!!
Stew-O: PELE KICK!!! ANDREWS WITH A PELE KICK THAT HAS SHAMROCK STUMBLING BACK!!! Andrews sensed Shamrock behind him and connected with that pele kick perfectly, and now he’s back to his feet and charging at Shamrock with.. A RUNNING DROPKICK TO THE CHEST!!! SHAMROCK GETS BLASTED AND CRASHES BACK AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLES!!! SPEAR!!! SPEAR BY JOHNNY ANDREWS!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Incredible athleticism on display by Johnny Andrews! He instantly kipped himself back up to his feet after hitting that dropkick, and sprinted right into Black Shamrock, flattening him against the corner!! Andrews now shoves Shamrock out of the corner, as Shamrock drops down to his knee a few feet away from the turnbuckles. Meanwhile, Andrews begins to scale up to the top rope! He gets set and looks directly at Shamrock who slowly gets to his feet, and turns around.. DIVING CROSSBODY BY JOHNNY ANDREWS!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!! NO!! NO!!! SHAMMY SAID NO!!! SHAMROCK JUST CAUGHT JOHNNY ANDREWS IN MID-AIR!! HE TOSSES HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! ROLLING FIREMANS CARRY BY BLACK SHAMROCK!!! HE JUST CRUSHED ANDREWS UNDERNEATH HIM AND NOW ANDREWS IS DOWN!!!
Stew-O: Johnny Andrews just had 267lbs pressed into his body with that rolling fireman’s carry, and now he’s clutching at his abdomen in pain. Black Shamrock rises to his feet, and he goes over to SOSA Henderson who has just gotten up to his feet.. BUT IT’S HENDERSON WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION!! Shamrock clutches at his midsection in pain, but instantly responds with a forearm shot that catches SOSA right in the head!! SOSA staggers back, but delivers a right hook!! Shamrock stumbles off to the side, but responds with a powerful uppercut onto SOSA Henderson!! That one popped his jaw up and snapped his head back!! Shamrock now with a kick to the midsection!! He pulls SOSA Henderson in.. SNAP SUPLEX BY BLACK SHAMROCK!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Henderson is down and clutching at his back in pain after slamming against the canvas of the ring. Meanwhile, Shamrock rises up to his feet, and HE GRABS SOSA HENDERSON BY THE DREADS!!! HE PULLS HENDERSON UP TO HIS FEET AND.. HAIR PULL MAT SLAM!!! HE JUST WHIPPED SOSA BACK DOWN INTO THE MAT BY HIS HAIR!!!
Stew-O: Henderson just had his head snapped back right there, and it looks like Shamrock has his focus on Johnny Andrews as well, as he begins to step over his way.. Andrews is up to his knee.. BUT FROM BEHIND, IT’S BLACK SHAMROCK WHO GRABS ANDREWS BY THE HAIR AND WHIPS HIM BACK DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A HAIR PULL MAT SLAM AS WELL!!!!!! ANDREWS CLUTCHES AT THE BACK OF HIS HEAD IN PAIN, AS THE BAD LAD SPREADS HIS ARMS OUT AND TAUNTS OUT TOWARDS THIS BOOING CROWD!!!!
Jake Mercer: It’s Sad how they are mad at The Bad Lad might I add.. This is what the future of EAW needs!! Someone as ruthless and powerful as Black Shamrock!! He said he didn’t fear SOSA and that his previous match against Andrews meant nothing.. And right now he’s proving that!! Look at those two on the ground while Shamrock is on top of the world right now in this match!!!
Flannery McCoy: Shamrock now turns his attention back towards his opponents!! He grabs Andrews by the head and hair, and pulls him up to his feet.. Shamrock still has a hold of Andrews.. AND TOSSES HIM AGAINST THE CORNER WITH TREMENDOUS FORCE! Shamrock now makes his way over to SOSA Henderson, and grabs him by the head and hair. He brings Henderson to his feet.. AND HE TOSSES HIM INTO JOHNNY ANDREWS IN THE CORNER!! Shamrock now backs away from the corner, as SOSA is leaned up against Johnny Andrews and has him sandwiched against the corner turnbuckles. Shamrock backs away from them both and gets himself set.. AND NOW HE CHARGES IN AT THEM BOTH WITH A CORNER BODY SPLASH!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! SOSA HENDERSON CATCHES HIM IN THE FACE WITH AN ELBOW!!! Black Shamrock stumbles back, and grabs at his nose as that’s where the elbow clipped him! Henderson now begins to step towards Black Shamrock.. BUT SHAMROCK WITH THE BSK!!!! THE BROUGE KICK BY BLACK SHAMROCK!!
Jake Mercer: NO!! SOSA HENDERSON DUCKS UNDERNEATH THE LEG AND HOOKS IT TO PULL SHAMROCK DOWN AND ROLL HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!! THE REFEREE GETS DOWN TO CALL THE PIN!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: KICKOUT BY BLACK SHAMROCK!!! SOSA Henderson gets back up to his feet, and turns around to face Johnny Andrews in the corner…
Flannery McCoy: BUT ANDREWS WAS ALREADY OUT OF THE CORNER AND KICKED SOSA IN THE MIDSECTION!!! HE PULLS HIM IN!!! FUTURE SHOCK DDT!!!! THAT’S THE SKULL CRACKER, AND HE JUST DRILLED SOSA’S HEAD RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!! SOSA IS DOWN!!! HE IS OUT!!! AND ANDREWS COVERS FOR THE PIN!!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: IT’S OVER!!! IT’S OVER!!! ANDREWS WINS!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!!! SOSA’S FOOT WAS ON THE BOTTOM ROPE, AND THE REFEREE ACKNOWLEDGES THAT!!! THIS MATCH CONTINUES!!!
Stew-O: Johnny Andrews can’t believe it.. He’s down on both knees and looking up at the ceiling in disbelief. He once again had an opportunity to put away the highly established SOSA Henderson, but this time it was SOSA’s foot that prevented him from winning it right there!! Andrews is smacking his fist up against the ring mat, and gets to his feet.. He turns towards Black Shamrock.. AND IT’S BLACK SHAMROCK WITH THE BSK!!! ANOTHER BROUGE KICK BY BLACK SHAMROCK!!! THIS TIME ON JOHNNY ANDREWS!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! ANDREWS DODGES THE LEG, AS SHAMROCK GOES RIGHT PAST HIM!!! Andrews runs to the ropes ahead of him then rebounds back towards Shamrock who turns around.. MARSHALL OF MAGNIFICENCE!!! JOHNNY ANDREWS WITH THE CARTWHEEL PELE KICK THAT CATCHES SHAMROCK RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE AND DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!!
Stew-O: Andrews is looking down at Shamrock, then back over to the corner turnbuckles!! This is a huge match for Andrews, and he knows he needs something to keep these guys down! Andrews makes his way over to the corner and grabs onto the corner ropes!! He looks over his shoulder and looks at Shamrock before springing himself up!! MAGIC OF ANDREWS!! STARSHIP PAIN BY JOHNNY ANDREWS!!!! IT CONNECTS AS JOHNNY ANDREWS CRASHES DOWN ONTO BLACK SHAMROCK!!! HE HOOKS THE LEGS FOR THE PIN!!!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: CURB STOMP BY SOSA HENDERSON!!! HENDERSON JUST STOMPED DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF ANDREW’S HEAD TO BREAK THE PIN!!! ANOTHER ONE!!! THAT’S THE PAID IN FULL, AND NOW ANDREWS ROLLS OFF OF SHAMROCK’S BODY!!! SOSA looks down at Andrews who is lifeless on the mat right now.. THEN CURB STOMPS THE FACE OF BLACK SHAMROCK!!!! ANOTHER!!! THAT’S THE PAID IN FULL!!!!! SOSA SHOVES ANDREWS OUT OF THE RING BY KICKING HIM WITH HIS BOOT! Andrews drops down to the ringside floor after being shoved under the bottom ropes, and now SOSA drops down onto Shamrock for the pin!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Faneto’ by Chief Keef hits, as the crowd boos SOSA Henderson heavily. SOSA Henderson rises up to his feet, then whips his dreadlocks back and stares out to this booing crowd. He feels good about putting his two opponents away and leaving them both broken by his own boot. He then stares at both Shamrock and Andrews before raising both arms in the air.)
Stew-O: What a victory by SOSA Henderson. This match had three individuals that had a point to prove, but it looks like SOSA had the strongest motive going into this one.
Flannery McCoy: SOSA is simply a man on a mission and no matter how hard either of his opponents tried to win tonight, he just wasn’t having it. He knows Starr had his eyes set on this match, and he needed to show exactly what he can do out there in the ring..
Stew-O: And what he does.. Is win when he needs to. And tonight he needed to. But anyways, congratulations to SOSA Henderson who picked up the victory here tonight!!
(The screen shows SOSA Henderson on the standing on the top turnbuckle looking out to the arena. He stares right into the camera and gives an expression that tells the world that he knows he is one of, if not, THE best on this entire brand. He then hops down, and rolls out of the ring to grab his SOSA Chain. He puts it on, then proceeds to head towards the entrance ramp as the screen fades to black.)
(A commercial is shown for Christmas starring Mariah Carey, yes we’re starting a month earlier, do you have a problem with that?)
(As Dynasty returns to ringside, ‘Invincible’ by Pop Smoke begins to play and the crowd ignites into a mixed reaction for the former World Champion, who’s accompanied by Jake Smith! The two of them make their way out onto the stage looking cool and cocky, showing up in enemy territory!)
Stephie Love: Please welcome at this time, Sunday Night Voltage’s own Jake Smith and Chris Elite!
Stew-O: These two are showing up tonight after their Wicked Games fiasco where they initially lost to Drake and Ms. Extreme in the finals of Voltage’s Tag Team Turmoil Tournament, but Chris would use the Gawd Contract to restart the match and after Justin Windgate and Donovan Duke got involved, Chris and Jake took advantage to win!
Flannery McCoy: A very chaotic scene playing out at Wicked Games there, and while there’s sure to be an argument about who should actually be challenging for the Unified Tag Team Championships, what we’ve got officially is Jake and Chris next in line for a shot!
Jake Mercer: What there’s certainly no argument about though is how I’m the best looking Jake out here :drakelike:!!!!
(Chris and Jake make their way into the ring with microphones in hand, and they meet up in the middle of the ring where Chris’ entrance music fades out. The two of them take a moment to allow the crowd to settle down, their loud reaction lingering for a while before Chris begins to speak once he’s ready.)
Chris Elite: Judging from what I’ve been hearing lately, there’s a lot of people who are pissed off and upset about what went down at Wicked Games. They’re crying because I used my Gawd Contract, they’re crying because that clown Ms. Extreme and Drake King – Dramille or whatever lame name people feel like calling them – didn’t get to win like they all thought they would’ve. They can’t believe I restarted the match and took something from them, and you know what we’ve got to say to that?
(Chris takes the time to look around, as if expecting anyone in the audience to offer up an answer worth entertaining.)
Chris Elite:
Jake Smith: :mjlol:!!!!!!
(Jake stands beside him laughing as the crowd offers a mixed reception – some of them don’t like how he and Jake won the match, but so many of them hate Drake King a whole hell of a lot more and would no doubt pay to see him suffer another loss like that again.)
Chris Elite: Clearly, there’s some lame Ms. Extreme fans in the crowd tonight upset with the fact that she took the loss, but y’all need to worry about what the hell’s going on with her head and why she’d hand control of Voltage over to those New Eden bums! All of you can be as mad as y’all want at me and Jake, but don’t forget who gave Minerva, Myles, and Drake a free pass to have the position of Voltage’s GM. Ms. Extreme getting all huffy and angry because one damn thing didn’t go her way would be hilarious if it wasn’t so pathetic. A whole Universal Women’s Title to hang on to and she’s mad about a loss in a tournament she definitely didn’t need to win – very much like one of them entitled Ava broads to go crazy the second they don’t get what they want. I hope she’s happy knowing everyone hates her now, because the next month of New Eden being in charge is HER fault; it’s why I don’t feel a single bit of remorse for what I did at Wicked Games! Just look at what they got planned for Jake because they’re already out of control: a 3-on-1 Handicap Match! Does anyone think he needs to be put through that when we’ve got bigger things to focus on?!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Jake Smith: 🧍
Chris Elite: No! No! No! Absolutely not! But while New Eden wants to play games, me and him are here to take care of business exactly like we planned to as the WINNERS of the Tag Turmoil Tournament!
Jake Smith: One way or another, we were going to fulfill our goal of getting that much closer to Championship gold. The two of us had been working way too hard for far too long just for everything to come up short with nothing to show for it. People can say whatever they want but we came through like we needed to for us to secure this opportunity and we played our parts like teammates in that situation needed to. But that was just part of the bigger picture because while winning that match over Drake and Camille was one thing, we know that going for the Unified Tag Team Championships is another – and I know it especially given who the current temporary Champions are. It’s no secret that I’ve got history with the both of them: me and Harlow had a string of matches where, let’s be honest, I ended up coming out on top in the end before the whole thing ended with a returning Xavier Williams trying to kill me in a tag team match at Odyssey in 2020. He would’ve used that railroad spike on Alexis and me if he’d been given the chance to – and maybe then I wouldn’t even be standing here.
Chris Elite: :lupe:
Jake Smith: But that’s a match I wouldn’t have lost if I’d had a better partner other than the dumpster fire that’s Alexis Chambers – and now I’ve got that better partner in Chris. He might’ve not started out the whole tournament with me but we’re gonna finish it, and get what we deserve. The results that Harlow and Xavier have seen against me aren’t anything that’ll happen again, not when Chris and I are this close to accomplishing what we’ve set out to do together. Chris and I aren’t going to let each other down when this is something that we’re determined to see through to the very end in victory; this is absolutely something that we can do as a team and anyone doubting us is only going to see that we never should’ve been counted out. We’ve both been through a lot worse though than anything Harlow and Xavier could throw at us and we’re more than capable of working through it when we finally meet them in the ring. Being opportunistic is the name of the game and we’ve shown that we know how to play it – winning those Tag Team Championships is the only thing left to do.
(Chris nods his head in agreement and it’s obvious that they’re both on the same page. They may not have started the tournament out as partners but they’ve made the most of the situation they found themselves in, and while other people are busy speculating about the legitimacy of their win, they’re focused on the next portion of the goal. Just as Chris gets ready to speak, ‘It Has Begun’ by Starset begins to play and the crowd erupts for the Unified Tag Team Champions who are on their way out. With the Championships slung over their shoulders, Xavier Williams and Harlow Reichert make their way out!)
Flannery McCoy: Our Tag Team Champs definitely weren’t going to sit back and let this continue to go on uninterrupted; it’s basically been Chris and Jake patting themselves on the back, and we’ve all heard enough!
Stew-O: And from the looks on Harlow and Xavier’s faces, so have they. After everything that they’ve seen at Wicked Games and had to sit through hearing tonight, neither of them appear to be impressed!
(The Tag Team Champions remain on the stage, neither of them showing any excitement or enthusiasm about what or who they’re seeing in the ring, and they don’t appear at all engaged with what’s been said. After a moment, Harlow signs heavily into her microphone, shaking her head in disappointment.)
Harlow Reichert: We really could’ve just let the two of you go on and on and on like you clearly planned to do, as if anyone really has the patience just listen to either of you ramble your ways through trying to make a point about something you wouldn’t even have the chance for had it not been for the Gawd Contract Chris has – so it was better to shut you up before this crap managed to get any worse than it already was.
Chris Elite: We don’t remember calling you out here for starters, because this was meant to be all about us!
(Chris seems amused with the fact that the Tag Team Champions actually showed up for a confrontation of any kind, and certainly doesn’t appreciate them showing up on his time with Jake. Harlow rolls her eyes, not at all surprised with Chris being so arrogant and full of himself that he’d somehow expect to have this time all to himself and Jake.)
Harlow Reichert: And you’re here on our show, out in our ring talking about how you’ve managed to convince yourselves that you’re somehow going to just waltz on into a match and take what’s ours in the form of these Unified Tag Team Championships. You couldn’t have really thought we wouldn’t have something to say about that, especially after you two basically did nothing to deserve this opportunity at all except benefit from New Eden’s drama – but it’s just as much of a problem that Jake wants to hint at us having unfinished business of any kind. Truthfully, I don’t want anything to do with you and just because you have Chris using his Gawd Contract to carry you instead of having to rely on someone like Alexis doesn’t mean anything is going to change for you. Gawd Contract or no Gawd Contract, you’re not safe from losing to Xavier and I again, Jake, and now you’re just going to be bringing down Chris with you instead of whatever easily manipulated waste of space you could’ve sunk your claws in.
Xavier Williams: We knew that whoever won the tournament would end up wanting to come over and attempt to try to put us on notice, but we also didn’t think the winning team would have left everyone so unconvinced of whether they should be getting this shot at us. The use of the Gawd Contract was hardly some stroke of genius when it was just to save yourselves from having to put in the work toward another opportunity, and some would call it pretty pathetic with how you came over to Dynasty talking like you proved yourselves as legit threats to our reign – but all it really was was a viewing as to what shenanigans we can expect from guys like you who know you wouldn’t be here with that Contract.
Chris Elite: And what about it at this point? “YoU uSeD tHe GaWd CoNtRaCt!!!” What was I supposed to do, not make sure we won by any means necessary after I had my original partner taken away from me as if that was ever fair for me at all? I shouldn’t have to miss out on an opportunity because something New Eden did to screw me over in the first place. The way I see it because of that? I did what I had to do for myself and Jake, and instead of whining about who’s legit and who isn’t, Xavier, you need to be worried about how you’ve got no room to underestimate us. You and Thicclow have had it easy as far as anyone else is concerned – the so-called competition you’ve been facing off against has hardly been bringing the challenge that me and Jake could. Me using the Gawd Contract just showed how far I’m willing to go to ensure success out of this whole thing, and that should have you sweating bullets instead of treating us like we’ve barely got a grasp on this like we’re Lisa Wren and Kensi.
Xavier Williams: No, what it really showed, Chris, was how you’re desperate to just be relevant, to be in the spotlight and get some buzz of any kind, because when was the last time you were even a Champion? I think a lot of people would have a bit more respect for you if you were just straight-up and honest about why you had to use that Contract; Jamie being out isn’t your fault, no, but you and your replacement partner weren’t in a position to salvage what chances you had of winning until you broke out the Gawd Contract. We’ve all been in a spot where we’ve had to make some desperate choices and decisions, and we saw that desperation on full display at Wicked Games – but Harlow and I aren’t going to be like those other teams who let crap like that fly while you go unchecked. You’re facing off against the best tag team in the division – a division that Harlow and I have been fighting to bring respect to, trying to uplift through our work that’s been nothing but disrespected time and again, and the idea that you’d whip that Gawd Contract out anytime you damn well please because the going gets tough isn’t going to have the Tag Team Division on the pedestal it deserves. That’s why the only thing winning the Tag Team Turmoil Tournament meant for you two, was losing to the two of us just like everyone else who tried to step up before you.
(Inside the ring, Jake and Chris can only laugh despite the way that Harlow and Xavier aren’t in any sort of joking mood. They know there’s sure to be more disrespect to follow up whatever their challengers seem to find so funny, and Jake is the one to start delivering it as he raises his microphone.)
Jake Smith: Ooooh, so threatening! Not! Why in the world would anyone take those words from you as anything to actually think on is beyond me, because who the hell have you even been facing? Danny and Candice? Lisa and Kensi? Ximena and The Help? All this confidence from beating teams like that? Nothing but scraps and shreds that you two were allowed to face off against because that Championships had to be featured in some way or another, otherwise it’d just be one more thing for you guys to go complaining about if you weren’t. You guys have had it easy and seeing as how we’re the most accomplished team that you’re going to be facing, we’re going to be the team that finally ends that trend right along with ending this sorry reign.
Chris Elite: We aren’t about to need a Gawd Contract to beat the two of you when it comes time for us to step into the ring for those Tag Team Titles, especially now when all we’ve been doing is excelling and showing that we’re ready to take the next step. If you feel like wanting to treat us as anything less than the next Unified Tag Team Champions, then go right ahead because it’s just gonna make the embarrassment on your faces just that much better for us when you realize you’ve lost!
Xavier Williams: It’s undeniable you’re one of the more accomplished teams that we’ll have faced – and defeated – which might make a case for getting the benefit of the doubt, but that doesn’t mean we think we’ll be better just because of who we’ve defended against and defeated already. Really, they’re not a whole lot to be fond of and try to brag about – we still did what he had to do like we always would but we’ve been the ones knowing the only challenge in those matches were going to be the one we provided. We’ve never had to wonder if what we were going to do would be enough or if we’d have our limits pushed beyond what we expected – but we’ve always said we’d push ourselves to keep putting up our own fight to show we wouldn’t let up no matter what.
Harlow Reichert: That’s why it’s not solely about our defenses – I’d go as far as to say that it’s got nothing to do with them at all when it comes to proof of us being the best team, but rather what we bring to the table not only on our own but as a team just as much. I’m a former PURE Champion that’s beaten you twice clean, Jake, and then there’s Xavier whose accomplishments speak for themselves. That’s why I don’t understand what the intended effect of you two coming here tonight was supposed to be – seeking our attention, trying to intimidate us, or trying to save face after that abysmal Wicked Games match by trying to get out in front of the rightful criticism you’re getting for it – but what I can say is that all you’re doing is digging yourselves a deeper hole. Coming out here to trash us for our defenses or our reign so far when everyone knows how Xavier and I feel about the way we’ve been treated wasn’t surprising, but it truly should’ve been able to go without saying that Xavier and I have been wanting any sort of the challenge we’re deserving of for the longest. If you think that’s going to be you two? Then you two can actually try to step up and actually try to make an effort instead of being disappointments, because the path you went and put yourselves on when it comes to that hole you’ve dug leads to you two striking gold on the one thing you’re trying to so adamantly prevent yet have somehow always met because of your guys’ own detriment: failure.
(Harlow drops her microphone at her feet and Xavier does the same, the two microphones hitting the stage with thuds as they shake their heads. Inside the ring, Jake and Chris are the ropes mouthing off about the last bit that Harlow had to say, but they’re unable to be heard over the music playing. Even after having seemingly touched a nerve, Harlow and Xavier don’t appear moved at all after their encounter with their future challengers, but only time would tell where things would go from here! The scene would then fade out.)
(A commercial is shown for Spider-Man starring Walter Bivens.)
(Dynasty comes back from commercial break to the sounds of ‘The Triumph of King Freak (A Crypt of Preservation and Superstition)’ by Rob Zombie beginning to blare through the speakers to the loud boos of the crowd. It isn’t long before Solomon Stane is revealed to be making his way out from the backstage area with a sinister smirk on his face. He has a leather jacket fitted over him alongside a EAW Shop branded Solomon Stane shirt, while he rubs his hands in anticipation before hysterically laughing while fire shoots out from behind him. He then, from there, begins to make his way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen introducing at this time… SOLOMON STANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well last week was a very eventful episode of Dynasty for Solomon. After demanding compensation for his House of Glass win a week prior, Solomon then proceeded to cost Andre Walker his match against Andrea Valentine, why? That’s something that we don’t know for certain, but something that Solomon looks to be eager to explain right now.
Flannery McCoy: Well, I assume judging by his context clues, he has his sights set on the Interwire Championship. Solomon was gunning for more after House of Glass and this seems to be his trajectory at the moment, besides, I don’t think Andre is going to let him go scot free. He’s too far gone, and now he has to stand his ground and fight for where he stands.
Jake Mercer: You know, I thought we has this match before. My expert level knowledge remembers this happening at the start of the Season when Solomon was Worls Heavyweight Champion- oh wait… my bad, they’re just both fat it’s hard to differentiate.
(Solomon makes his way past the bottom of the ramp while he stomps up the steel steps with a straight forward expression on his face. He then steps onto the apron while he enters the ring, looking around at the EAW Universe in attendance before making his way over to the edge of the ring and snatching a microphone from the timekeeper’s desk. ‘The Triumph of King Freak (A Crypt of Preservation and Superstition)’ then begins to come to a close from there while Solomon makes his way towards the center of the ring, beginning to pace around while he brings the microphone up to his mouth.)
Solomon Stane: Now to clear the air before we begin this, I’m someone who is level-headed when it comes to the topic of self-worth. I know where I stand when it comes to the metaphoric totem pole that towers over this company, and I know my capabilities inside the ring. So when I say that I have no problem doing what I did last week, I say it. I’m sure my conversation with StartStan in his office arises a lot of questions, lingering up in the air regarding the details of said closed-door meeting. But hey, cats out of the bag now, guess you found your answer. See if there was one thing that was swirling around in my head when I demanded compensation for my victory, it was a Championship opportunity. Didn’t matter which one to me, I’m not very picky when it comes down to it. But lucky for me, Starr was able to come to an agreement when it came down to it. Which led me to do what I did, because it couldn’t be more of a proper introduction to your new opponent than that.
Solomon Stane: Andre, I’m sure, will not be short on saying that I made a mistake. He will not waste any time once he gets the chance to say that I’m a naive individual who’s way over his head, which is the repercussions of having an immense God complex like he does. And to that I say, go ahead. But that’s not stopping the inevitable matchup the two of us are going to have very, very soon. You can tell me just like you did Johnny Andrews that I made a mistake, that this is simply a means of signing my will and forcing myself into a situation that I won’t be able to get out of. But once again, I already have enough validation I need to assure myself that there will be absolutely no mishap that will hinder my chances leading into my Interwire Championship bout. So I’m speaking to you personally when I say this Andre, tread carefully. I speak from the heart when I say that knowing damn well exactly what I’m capable of at the top of my game. This might as well be the biggest match of my career to this point, and I’m going to make sure that I make the most of it one way or another. So the only thing I can finalize with right now, is-
???: Way over his head indeed…
(The crowd begins to erupt into boos upon hearing the low tone of the Interwire Champion: Andre Walker speaks through the speakers of the arena. It then goes to the titantron where the Dynasty graphic turns to a view of a backstage lounge area. Andre is seen sitting on a plush couch, the Interwire Championship in front of him on a coffee table, while Albert Hitchman is seen seated next to him, with his arms crossed and a shit eating grin on his face.)
Andre Walker: I don’t know why it’s a trend to come after the bigger person knowing that there’s not a chance to be had against them, but here we are right? It started off with Johnny Andrews, and now the trend continues with you, Solomon. This isn’t a facade that I put on every week in hopes of alluring you into believing there’s more to be had with someone like myself, that’s something that’s self-explanatory. My star-power exceeds your favorite Elitist here and that has only become more evident every single week that I step into that ring. So to think people can so willingly sell their soul in hopes of somehow slithering away ever so slightly with a victory at my expense? It’s… riveting to say the very least. But hey, not my problem. Kids get their hopes up and watch them get inevitably shattered, that’s on them, and that’s on you. So Solomon, you embrace the moments of salvation that you have left in this company. Seeing as though there is no way to tell you to give up while you’re ahead, given Starr “granted” you an opportunity, all you can really do is brace yourself for a fight that you will remember for a lifetime. Maybe then you’ll see just how far down on the hierarchy that you are compared to me, and why you shouldn’t have considered for a second to even try and make a case for yourself. How about you tread carefully, little man.
(Andre simply shakes his head while taking his remote and completely shutting off the screen. Solomon is seen staring a hole into the titantron with an angered expression on his face. It’s the last shot seen while the crowd continues to boo loudly, before Dynasty fades to elsewhere.)
(The last commercial of the night is shown for the Showdown exclusive Free-Per-View: Reasonable Doubt.)
(Inside the ring stands Stephie Love as the camera comes upon her in the ring, a smile on her face as she’s ready to announce the main event!)
Stephie Love: The following non-title singles match is scheduled for-
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
(‘It Has Begun’ by Starset begins to play and Xavier comes walking out with Harlow at this side, the both of them carrying one of the Unified Tag Team Championships over their shoulders as they come out on stage!)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Harlow Reichert, from Pensacola, Florida…. weighing in as 220 pounds… he is one-half of the Unified Tag Team Champions…. “BEST IN THE WORLD” XAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEERRRRR WIIIIIIILLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAMMMMMMMSSSSSS!!!!
Stew-O: Xavier and Harlow know that they’ll be meeting Jake Smith and Chris Elite at some point for the Unified Tag Team Championships, and their confrontation with them earlier tonight certainly had to leave people wondering what they can expect out of those four!
Flannery McCoy: Chris and Jake are some of the more bigger competition that Harlow and Xavier are going to be defending against, and quite possibly could be their biggest competition!
Jake Mercer: Why worry about Chris and Jake when he’s taking on Viz tonight?! That’s the biggest competition that Xavier is gonna have!
(Xavier enters the ring after passing his Championship off to Harlow, and he takes his place in the ring. ‘Voodoo Chile (Slight Return)’ by Jimi Hendrix begins to play and the crowd roars with cheers for Viz as he comes out onto the stage, Championship raised as he takes a moment to take in the reception!)
Stephie Love: And his opponent, from Engadine, Michigan…. weighing in at 280 pounds…. “The Founder of the Visual Prophet Leadership Academy”…. the World Heavyweight Champion…. THE VISSSSSUUUUUAAAAAAALLLLLLL PRRRRRROOOOOOOPPPPPPPHHHHHHEEEEEETTTTTTTT!!!!
Stew-O: With talk of the Extreme Elimination Chamber for Road to Redemption already underway, Viz surely has to be thinking of how he could send a message to anyone who’s trying to find themselves up against him! He lost the World Heavyweight Title in the match last year-
Jake Mercer: WE DON’T TALK ABOUT IT!
Stew-O: I’m just saying-
Jake Mercer: AND I’M SAYING THAT WE DON’T TALK ABOUT IT!
Stew-O:
Flannery McCoy: :lupe:
Jake Mercer:
Flannery McCoy: Anyway, tonight Viz takes on Xavier Williams, and defeating someone like would be a surefire way to kick this reign off properly. Viz undoubtedly has what it takes and that’s no question after he won at House of Glass, but Xavier isn’t going to make anything about this easy after what him and Harlow put up with earlier.
(Viz enters the ring with the World Heavyweight Championship to pose with before the referee takes it and hands it off, calling for the bell!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Xavier finds himself tonight with a huge match in front of him, taking on The Visual Prophet! Two reigning Champions here on Dynasty, two men who’ve got World Titles to their names – it’s a collision of epic proportions when you consider their individual histories!
Flannery McCoy: AND VIZ LOOKS TO ENFORCE UPON XAVIER WHAT IT’S LIKE TO LIVE UNDER HIS ERA AS A WORLD CHAMPION AS HE RUSHES HIM BACK INTO THE CORNER! VIZ TAKING OFF SUDDENLY WITH THOSE SHOULDER THRUSTS IN THE CORNER! VIZ WASTING NO TIME GOING AFTER XAVIER RIGHT OUT THE GATE!
Jake Mercer: The World Heavyweight Champion backs off Xavier and the Tag Champ has to quickly get himself together- VIZ RUNS BACK IN BUT GETS A BOOT TO THE FACE! Viz stumbles back holding his jaw after Xavier’s timely counter but now Xavier uses the ropes to lift himself up and send the bottoms of his boots right into Viz’s chest to completely knock him off his feet! The Visual Prophet goes down and Xavier hoists himself up onto the middle turnbuckle, now going completely up top as Viz works to get back up to a vertical base! VIZ LOOK OUT! VIZ! DON’T TURN AROUND- A DIVING MISSILE DROPKICK TO THE BACK SENDS VIZ BARRELLING FORWARD UNTIL HE CAN’T KEEP HIMSELF UP ANYMORE, FALLING TO THE MAT!!
Stew-O: And now Xavier follows up with a running bulldog as Viz tried to get himself up off the mat, smashing Viz’s face into the canvas! Xavier grabs The Visual Prophet by the head and drags him over the corner, Harlow looking on pleased with how things are going and encouraging Xavier to stay on him; Xavier now slamming Viz’s face into the middle turnbuckle! He does it again and now a third time, before pulling him back and then hurling him face first into the bottom turnbuckle! The competing one-half of the Tag Team Champions places Viz’s face against the bottom turnbuckle before grabbing both sides of the top rope coming from the corner then springing off the bottom rope into a pendulum dropkick to the back of the head! Viz gets his face drilled into the turnbuckle before Xavier pulls him away into the cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Jake Mercer: Viz with the kick out at one! How many Elitists have you seen do that?! That’s a king right there :whew:!!
Flannery McCoy: Xavier turns Viz over and pulls him into a front headlock while beating him over the back, blocking Viz’s sense of direction while maintaining the quick control of the match he’d gotten for himself; a wise move on the veteran’s part! Xavier throws up a knee strike into the face before whipping Viz across the ring and into the corner, Xavier charging in and landing a leaping clothesline! Viz nearly gets decapitated and now Xavier pulls him away from the corner by the wrist- VIZ CONNECTS WITH A SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!!
Jake Mercer: :blessed:!!!
Stew-O: Viz quickly takes Xavier down just when Xavier thought that he could keep his surge of momentum going after taking Viz down, but Viz is able to take advantage of the situation! Viz showing that he can turn the tables at any point in the match and that there’s no one who should think to get comfortable against him; Viz is someone that the men and women on our roster are going to have to find ways to anticipate if they plan to defeat him!
Jake Mercer: Viz gets up to his feet and Xavier is already hurrying to his, Viz bounding off the ropes and then leaping into a shoulder block to knock Xavier down! Viz rushing off the ropes once again upon getting back to this feet and this time connects with a shoulder tackle that knocks Xavier back into the corner! Viz wastes no time going after Xavier, rushing in and laying into him with a series of kicks and stomps intended to wear him down in the corner! Viz blasts him with an unexpected and HUGE forearm smash BEFORE TOSSING HIM OUT THE CORNER WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX! VIZ TAKES HIM RIGHT OFF HIS FEET AND TO THE MAT WITH A THUNDEROUS SUPLEX!
Flannery McCoy: Harlow doesn’t appear too concerned, obviously sure that Xavier can get back into this, but Viz being in control of the match can be a problem for anyone if he’s allowed to go on for too long! Xavier moves to get up to his feet but The Visual Prophet isn’t giving the chance to try to mount some offense as he gets him from behind into a massive german suplex, rolling over with a hold still on Xavier and he lifts him up into the air, stalling to show off his strength before letting Xavier fall unceremoniously to the mat over his shoulder in a heap! Viz runs off the ropes and leaps off the canvas, falling onto Xavier into a 280-pound splash for the cover!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
Stew-O: Xavier with the shoulder up but The Visual Prophet isn’t fazed, isn’t concerned, isn’t worried – he expects there to be a fight from someone of Xavier’s caliber and Viz is going to give it right back!
Jake Mercer: Viz comes up to his feet while Xavier is still down and repeatedly stomps on the Tag Team Champion’s chest, looking to wear down the former World Champion while he’s got him in prime position to just beat down on him! Keeping Xavier off his feet and from striking with that quickness that we’ve seen take out plenty of Elitists is crucial; I would know, I saw it with my own eyes when he was – get this – training to become a wrestler by wrestling crocodiles in Ecuador!
Flannery McCoy: :mjpls: ANYWAY, Viz grabs him by the hair and drags him up to his feet, throwing punches to the gut before having Xavier’s head popping like a rock ‘em sock ‘em robot with an uppercut heard ‘round the arena! And how the reigning World Heavyweight Champion completely takes Xavier off his feet as he throws him into the corner with a biel throw, sending Xavier Williams crashing into the turnbuckles! Williams slowly getting up to his feet- THE VISUAL PROPHET THROWS ALL THIS WEIGHT INTO A RUNNING BODY AVALANCHE, CRUSHING XAVIER IN THE CORNER!!! Viz keeps him on his feet and lifts him up into position for a suplex, then drops him across the top rope before taking off into the ropes and connecting with a dropkick on the way back that sends Xavier falling onto his head as he lands back in the ring!
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet makes his way up to his feet and takes the time to taunt Xavier while Xavier’s got his back to him on his way up off the mat, and then charges forward into a chop block! Xavier grabs at his knee as he unexpectedly finds himself back on the mat, Viz already moving to make his next attack though as he flings Xavier back to the mat and pulls up on the legs as he stands over him into a deadlift wheelbarrow suplex! Xavier gets dropped on the back of his head and Viz immediately turns himself over into a cover!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: But the kick out by Xavier isn’t about to deter Viz, instead he’s focused on continuing the match as he gets Xavier off the mat and starts chopping him across the chest! Xavier stumbles back as he takes chop after chop until he’s against the ropes and Viz reels back, waving his hand as he shows off for the crowd- A KICK TO THE FACE! VIZ GETS KICKED IN THE FACE BY XAVIER AND VIZ GETS DROPPED WITH A CLOTHESLINE AS A FOLLOW UP! VIZ GOES DOWN AND XAVIER IS RETURNING THE STOMPS FROM EARLIER!
Jake Mercer: The referee comes over instructing him to let go of the top rope that he was using for leverage, but Xavier breezes right past him and throws himself into a senton on Viz’s chest! Viz turns over clearly feeling that as he’s got a hand to his chest but Xavier turns him right back over and lands a knee drop to the face, keeping Viz trapped under him while he’s got that knee pressing right into his eye!
Stew-O: Viz is kicking his feet as the pain and pressure on his eye is starting to become too much, Xavier being sure to grind his knee into the socket before grabbing a leg and rolling down the length of Viz’s body and up to his feet, before kicking at the knee of the World Heavyweight Champion! Viz shouts as Xavier stomps and kicks at it again, now directing a toe kick to the back of it before coming down with a series of elbow drops on the joint! One after the other doing damage to the knee, intending to leave Viz with only one leg to stand on!
Flannery McCoy: Xavier back up on his feet now and he steps one leg over the one that he has of Viz’s, and now he drops down onto it with the leg taking a knee drop! Viz sits up going to console his knee but Xavier just strikes with a forearm to put him back down! Xavier knows what kind of opportunity this is for him to be taking on the World Heavyweight Champion, and what kind of statement it would make toward Jake Smith and Chris Elite after their confrontation with them earlier tonight!
Jake Mercer: Xavier takes Viz by the leg and drags him across the ring, getting the leg over the bottom rope before slingshotting over and grabbing the leg on the way down to the arena floor, snapping it over the tightly pulled ring rope! Viz shouts as he goes to try to pull his leg back into the ring and away from Xavier, but Xavier quickly grabs the foot and drags Viz further down the ring now to the corner, SLAMMING THE LEG INTO THE POST!! He finally lets Viz get his leg away from him and Xavier goes up tono the apron, climbing the turnbuckles from the outside!
Stew-O: A SHOOTING STAR PRESS BY XAVIER WILLIAMS!!! XAVIER SOARS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND COMES CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! XAVIER HOOKS THE LEG AND THE REFEREE GOES INTO POSITION TO COUNT THE PIN!!!
OOONNNNEEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOOO!!!!!
Jake Mercer :blessed:!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Viz kicks out and Xavier immediately gets right to work on him, unloading with mounted forearms as he hopes to take advantage of the opportunity that he’s got tonight in this huge match-up! Xavier doesn’t want to let this one get by him and understandably so; Harlow just as much wants to see him win this match and he could be well on his way if he keeps this up!
Stew-O: Xavier comes off The Visual Prophet at the ring official’s discretion, seeing that he was getting a bit too carried away with those closed-fist punches that were being directed right into Viz’s face!
Jake Mercer: Not the face :mjcry:!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Xavier now sending Viz into the corner and grabbing the leg that he’s been targeting, now pulling it over the middle rope and forcing it to contort around the ring rope! Viz shouts in pain as Xavier keeps himself out of reach so that Viz isn’t able to punch him away and the Unified Tag Team Champion is set on exploiting the 5 count of the official, not letting up until just after 4! Xavier backs away with his hands raised and then starts beating down on Viz, forcing him to turn away and with his leg still propped up on the middle rope as he’s turning out of how Xavier had abused his leg, XAVIER SPRINGS OFF THE BOTTOM ROPE AND STOMPS RIGHT DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF THE KNEE ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE MAT!
Stew-O: Viz turns over clutching at his knee but Xavier isn’t giving him any time to rest, landing a kick to the ribs that puts Viz onto his back! Xavier looking ruthless as he comes in with a double knee drop to the spine and then rolls back onto his feet, taking Viz for a ride in a german suplex! Viz ends up turning over into a seated position and Xavier comes charging off the ropes with a low clothesline to knock The Visual Prophet to the mat, and now he’s got the leg hooked!
OOONNNEEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOOO!!!
Jake Mercer: Viz kicks out once again! Xavier shakes his head and brings Viz to stand, Viz noticeably hobbling until Xavier kicks that leg out from under him, putting Viz down to a knee! Xavier wraps him up in a headlock and forces him back up, walking him to the nearest corner of the ring and climbing up onto the middle turnbuckle where he kicks off with Viz still trapped in the headlock!
Flannery McCoy: But no! Viz stalls him mid-air and tries to throw him out over the top rope! Xavier manages to keep himself on the apron and Viz struggles to stand for a moment on that hurt leg, Xavier trying to capitalize on that as he goes to swing- Viz gets an arm up to block and the other catches Xavier in the face! A huge right hand striking for a second time before he grabs Xavier and then bashes his head off the top of the top turnbuckle! Xavier hangs onto the top rope to keep himself standing perhaps a second away from falling, and now Viz starts climbing up the ropes! Viz going up the turnbuckles while Xavier’s stunned on the outside!
Stew-O: VIZ PULLS XAVIER FROM THE APRON AND BACK INTO THE RING FROM THE TURNBUCKLES, INTO A SUPERPLEX FROM THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!!! XAVIER GETS SLAMMED TO THE RING MAT AND THE VISUAL PROPHET FINDS HIMSELF WITH A MOMENT TO BREATHE, AS HE GRABS AS THE KNEE ONCE AGAIN!!!
Jake Mercer: Viz crawls over to the ropes and gets himself up, Xavier only just beginning to stir as he turns over onto his hands and knees, and now Viz kicks him in the face! Not enough to take Xavier down though as he grabs onto Viz’s leg to keep himself up! He uses Viz to pull himself up while taking shots over the head from the World Heavyweight Champion, and now Xavier’s up on his feet for Viz to try to level him with a huge clothesline-
Flannery McCoy: XAVIER DUCKS UNDER IT AND ENDS UP BEHIND VIZ! HE TAKES VIZ OFF HIS FEET FROM BEHIND- A VICTORY ROLL?! VIZ GOES RIGHT UNDER XAVIER AND INTO A PIN! VIZ IS GOING OUT OF THE BOX FOR THIS WIN!
OOONNNNEEEE!!!
TTTTWWWOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHH-
Stew-O: A kick out! Viz’s knee might be bothering him more than we thought it would to resort to that, and Xavier’s looking to stay in this! Viz going up to his feet as fast as he can as Xavier does the same, Xavier looking for a superkick- Viz catches the foot and yanks him forward into a clothesline! Xavier rushes to get up as Harlow watches on while Viz continues this comeback, striking with consecutive clotheslines before he whips Xavier off into the corner and then goes in for the clothesline!
Flannery McCoy: Xavier ducks out the way and around Viz, getting behind him before looking for a bicycle kick- “THE IKE TURNER SPECIAL”!!! JUST AS XAVIER WENT TO GET THAT OTHER FOOT OFF THE MAT, VIZ WHIPPED AROUND INTO A SPINNING BACK FIST! XAVIER GOES DOWN TO HIS KNEES, HOLDING THE ROPES TO KEEP HIMSELF UP UNTIL VIZ DRAGS HIM AWAY TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!
Jake Mercer: “VDT”!!!! THE STO INTO THE DDT CONNECTS AND XAVIER GETS PLANTED ON THE MAT! VIZ NOW WITH THE COVER!!!
OOONNNNEEEE!!!
TTTWWWWOOOO!!!
TTTTHHHHHRRRREEEEE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: XAVIER WITH THE SHOULDER UP IN TIME!
Stew-O: Harlow just got a look of relief on her face as Xavier kicked out before three and now she’s trying to talk Xavier back into the fight, knowing that he can do this! And we know he does, he’s got the moments and highlights to prove it – and Viz shakes his head in frustration knowing that Xavier could get back in this the longer it’s drawn out!
Jake Mercer: C’MON, VIZ! DO IT FOR THE PEOPLE! FOR THE CULTURE! YOU CAN DO IT! BEAT THIS CAC!!!
Stew-O:
Flannery McCoy: Viz gets up and heads for the corner and steps out onto the apron before he begins to climb, seemingly ready to put this one away! Viz taking his time because of that knee but he’s determined to finish this one off as Xavier is still down on the mat. Viz goes all the way up top and puts himself into position-
Jake Mercer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: XAVIER WILLIAMS TAKES THE VISUAL PROPHET RIGHT OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH A DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP THAT SENDS VIZ PLUMMETING RIGHT DOWN TO THE MAT! VIZ CRASHES ONTO HIS BACK UPON GETTING WHIPPED DOWN AND XAVIER SEES THIS AS HIS MOMENT TO CAPITALIZE!!!
Flannery McCoy: Xavier keeps hold of the leg and steps over it, rolling forward so that Viz gets flipped over and Xavier’s got him trapped in a heel hook! Xavier twists on the ankle while he’s got that leg wrapped up with his own, and Viz is shouting as Xavier applies as much pressure as he can! Viz immediately looking for the ropes to see how far they are away from them and Xavier wrenches on the hold to try to distract him from looking for a way out!
Jake Mercer: Viz shakes his head as the referee demands an answer for a submission and Viz can’t tap out! Not like this! Xavier turns further into the hold on the ankle and that’s putting pressure on the ankle and the knee, and Viz is valiantly trying to fight through this but I’m not sure what the way out of this is!
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet sits up to try to take a swing at Xavier and even punches at the leg but Xavier just shoots his foot out to kick Viz in the face and knock him to the mat! Viz grabbing at his jaw as he looks to the ropes, starting to try to trudge over to them while Xavier keeps a hold on the leg!
Flannery McCoy: Viz is incredibly powerful and an ambitious athlete, seeing him trying to fight his way through this doesn’t come as a surprise but you still can’t help but feel he’s pushing his luck with this! What damage could be happening to his leg right now the longer he’s trapped in this?!
Jake Mercer: Xavier’s trying to force a submission here but Viz isn’t going to tap out or give up, he’s dragging both of them across the ring! Viz is going for the ropes and now he’s gotten himself fingertips away-
Stew-O: A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Xavier let go of the heel hook and immediately went to strike on Viz before he could even get the ropes, making all that fighting Viz just did all for nothing! Viz turns over on the mat covering his head and Xavier nails him with a snap suplex toward the middle of the ring! Xavier floating over and pulling Viz up as well, hoisting him into a brainbuster!
Flannery McCoy: Viz is down and seemingly out on the mat as Xavier gets to his feet and gets his hands on Viz once again! THIS TIME FOR A LIFTING SPINNING REVERSE DDT!!!! VIZ TAKES THOSE CONSECUTIVE BLOWS TO THE HEAD AND XAVIER FINISHES IT OFF WITH A REVERSE DDT, DROPPING VIZ IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!! AND NOW THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNNEEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!
TTTTHHHHHHRRRREEEE!!!
Jake Mercer: VIZ KICKS OUT :blessed:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Xavier slaps the mat and sits himself up, looking more frustrated with Viz’s resilience! Harlow’s there to remind him to hold it together and he merely nods back after taking a moment to himself, and then turns back to Viz. Xavier rolls to the ropes and out onto the apron while Viz is beginning to move on the mat, Xavier holding onto the top rope in anticipation of Viz’s next move! Viz gets to his feet and THAT’S WHEN XAVIER SLINGSHOTS HIS WAY UP ONTO THE TOP ROPE! A SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SMASH!
Flannery McCoy: MISSES AS VIZ DUCKED DOWN! XAVIER ROLLS THROUGH THE MOMENTUM AFTER LANDING ON HIS FEET AND GETS UP, TURNING AROUND INTO A RIGHT HAND- NO! XAVIER DUCKS AND VIZ GETS SPUN AROUND, XAVIER TRYING TO STRIKE FROM BEHIND BUT VIZ EVADES IT BY FLIPPING XAVIER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SNAPMARE! XAVIER FALLS SEATED AND VIZ GOES TO KICK- NO! XAVIER WITH THE ROLL-UP!!!
OOONNNNEEEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRREEEEEE!!!
Jake Mercer: VIZ KICKS OUT AND THEY RACE UP TO THEIR FEET! A KICK TO THE KNEE BY XAVIER! VIZ GOES DOWN, AND NOW “KING’S FALL”!!!
Stew-O: VIZ DUCKS OUT THE WAY OF THE SUPERKICK AND TRIES FOR A ROLL-UP OF HIS OWN! BUT XAVIER ROLLS OUT OF THE SCHOOLBOY AND THEY GO TO GET UP AGAIN!
Flannery McCoy: “ASHES OF THE PHOENIX”!! XAVIER JUMPS FOR THE CUTTER!!!
Jake Mercer: “KISS TO THE HEAD”!!! VIZ LEANED BACK OUT OF THE WAY AS XAVIER REACHED BACK TO GRAB HIM AND VIZ DRIVES THE BULLHAMMER STRIKE RIGHT INTO XAVIER’S FACE AS SOON AS HE TURNED AROUND!!!! VIZ DROPS INTO THE COVER!!!!
OOOONNNNNNEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Voodoo Chile (Slight Return)’ by Jimi Hendrix begins to play and the crowd erupts into cheers as the match is officially over, the referee signalling that Viz is the winner!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…. THE VISSSSUUUUUUAAAAALLLLLLL PRRRRROOOOOOPPPPPPHHHHHEEEEEETTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Viz comes out on top against a game Xavier Williams, nearly losing in this match-up as Xavier found a target in the leg and wasn’t going to let up!
Jake Mercer: Viz pulled through just like I knew he would because he would never think to let me down! Viz continued to show just how resilient and driven he can be, and to have been in the position that he was with his leg, he found another way to win; a creative genius :wow:!!!
Flannery McCoy: Xavier definitely looked to be in control of things with the way he was attacking Viz’s leg and had it not been for that final sequence, he just might’ve been able to get away with it! But Viz comes out in the end with the win and it’s awareness like Viz’s that’s going to be hard to stop; where others might have fallen in this match, Viz fought and fought hard for this win!
(The Visual Prophet gets to his feet with some help from the ring official and he’s handed the World Heavyweight Championship to celebrate with, a grin on his face as the crowd continues to cheer. Xavier is helped from the ring by Harlow while Viz takes a lap around the ring, Championship raised as the people continue to cheer and applaud him on for his effort shown in the ring tonight. Now on the middle turnbuckle as he shouts out at the audience and raises the World Heavyweight Championship once more, the scene fades out on the victorious Viz.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
