(EAW Intro Plays.)
(The Friday Night Dynasty theme song begins playing as we watch several shots of the crowd going wild inside The ScotiaBank Saddledome. We see signs such as “Cage IS MY CHAMPION!!!”, “#10Reignz”, “Free Crip-A-Cola Right Here”, and more as well as merchandise of all kinds can be seen. A few kids can be seen wearing the same masks that Angel De Plata Jr and El Landerson wear. We see a pair of Latina twins wearing “New Breed Baddie” sweaters, a scrawny young man with a “:dave:” shirt with LC on it as we pan from the crowd to the ringside booth.)
Stew-O: Live from Calgary, Alberta, Canada! We have almost a residency here in Canada as we bring you your weekly dose of Friday Night Dynasty!
Flannery McCoy: That’s right Stew-O! Flannery McCoy, Stew-O, our partner Jake Mercer…we are here as always to help speak life to all the action that EAW’s premier professional wrestling brand has to offer!
Jake Mercer: Yea! Big Stew-O in the place to be! Flannery McCoy in the place to be! Jake Mercer aka Jizzle Murda on the ones and twos ready to get this party jumping and this building rocking! Yes sir! Woo!
Stew-O: Very spirited intro from Jake Mercer but I can’t help but agree! With so much talent on tonight’s card, how can we not be excited? New and upcoming talent will start off our show when SKA, Ronan Malosi, Nathan Von Liebert, and Mr. Christopher Cool in a fatal fourway! Should be a good one.
Jake Mercer: I wonder if SKA and SK are related?!
Flannery McCoy: National Elite Champion Lethal Consequences vs Angel De Plata Jr. with SOSA Henderson ringside! Osamu Arcichida and Mike Gambino one on one! A champion vs champion match between New Breed champion Jenny Cien and Specialist champion Darcy May Morgan!
Jake Mercer: Don’t forget! All six participants in this year’s Extreme Elimination Chamber match will go at it as Visual Prophet and Drake King will take on Cage and Impact while Kassidy Heart will face World Heavyweight Championship holder TLA in tonight’s main event match!
Stew-O: Speaking of our six members of this season’s EEC match, we have an exclusive video package to roll featuring our backstage interviewer Sophia Clarke who managed to sit down with all six of these World Heavyweight Championship contenders and the champion himself hours before tonight’s episode! Let’s play the footage of this interview right now!
(The attention is taken to the titantron screen as we cut to a pre recorded segment and open up to see Sophia Clarke seated holding a few note cards while wearing a very form fitting dress as she looks into the camera.)
Sophia Clarke: Hello everyone, my name is Sophia Clarke. I have conducted many interviews in my time as an employee of Elite Answers Wrestling, none with as many talented and hungry competitors as the one I am about to conduct. Tonight, I am seated with all six of the entrants to this year’s Extreme Elimination Chamber match in what I hope gives us all some insight into the mindset, the preparation, and the aspirations of all six of these individuals!
(We get a camera cut to the other side of the interview area as we see all six Elitist seated in two rows with three seated a little higher and the other three in front seated a little lower so all six can be seen.)
Sophia Clarke: Let’s start with the top row. First, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada…former 2x EAW World Champion, the man who last held World championship gold at Road to Redemption last year before losing it that night…Cage is here. Hello Cage and thank you for joining us.
(We see Cage looking slightly annoyed as he looks at Clark.)
Sophia Clarke: Next to him on his right, former Undisputed Women’s Champion, last season’s Iconic Cup winner, The Mauler…Kassidy Heart.
(Kassidy gives a slight wave to Sophia as we see her sitting next to Cage in the front row.)
Sophia Clarke: Making his Road to Redemption debut, former New Breed champion, The Visual Prophet.
(We see Viz sniffing at Kassidy’s hair before Kass slaps him on the cheek and he gives a devilish grin before he sits back down and gets on his best behavior.)
Sophia Clarke: Next, in the second row, we have the former 9 time World champion, the man who lost his championship to TLA at last month’s House of Glass event in Mexico…Impact is here.
Impact: I didn’t lose my title; I was robbed of my title. Get it right.
Sophia Clarke: Next to Impact, the man making his second entry into the extreme elimination chamber in a row…former Interwire Champion…Drake King is here!
(Drake looks annoyed to be next to Impact as we pan back to Sophia one last time.)
Sophia Clarke: Finally…last but certainly not least…he is currently the World Heavyweight Champion looking to defend his title inside that chamber against these five elitist with all odds against him…La Pantera Sexual…TLA.
(TLA is shown being the only one smiling without any signs of worry or negativity in his eyes as he holds his belt in his lap.)
Sophia Clarke: Let’s start with…
The Visual Prophet: Uh! Excuse me! Stephanie Clarke! Who chose these seating arrangements? Why would they sit me next to the woman I nearly killed at House of Glass? Whose idea was this?
Kassidy Heart: Who the hell are you to complain about seating arrangements? I should be the one mad. I’m seated next to this deviant trying to sniff my hair and he keeps whispering me about my damn husband.
Cage: Here these two sensitive ass bitches go…
Kassidy Heart: Who are you calling sensitive?
The Visual Prophet: And who are you calling bitches?
Cage: You two…and Impact…and Drake. TLA is cool tho…
TLA: Thanks amigo!
Cage: That might be the last compliment I give your ass, so soak it in.
Impact: What type of interview is this? Would you imbeciles please shut the hell up? I am missing immaculate sex with my hard body perfect ten wife for this nonsense? Come on with the questions before I storm off this fucking set.
Sophia Clarke: Well, ok! So…
The Visual Prophet: Wait!
Kassidy Heart: My fucking GAWD…
Drake King: What does he want now?
The Visual Prophet: Hey, TLA!
The Visual Prophet: Switch seats with me.
(Drake’s eyes perked up.)
(TLA and Viz begin swapping seats as TLA is front row next to Kassidy and Viz sits right next to Drake King.)
Drake King: Wait, wha-what? Why I got to sit next to him?
The Visual Prophet: Relax, Drizzy! We partners, remember? We whooped on TLA and Landerson last week and tonight we get to fuck up Imp and DC and go 2-0 as a tag team!
Drake King: Oh, yeah. I mean, that is true. We definitely are going to stomp both of these losers out all over that squared circle. But, I have one question.
The Visual Prophet: Sure, darling! Ask away!
Drake King: Can you get your hand off my thigh?!
(We see Viz with his hand rubbing on Drake’s thigh before he quickly pulls it away.)
The Visual Prophet: Oh! I didn’t even notice! :mjgrin:
Sophia Clarke: Ok, everybody got their seats? Let’s start with Impact. Imp, you have gone from Champion to challenger several times in your career. During you last title reign, you dominated this division and even used that GAWD contract in various ways to also secure wins and mental advantages over everyone that challenged you. Now that you are one of five challengers looking to knock off TLA, GAWD contracting gone, what can we expect from you in this chamber?
Impact: You can expect what everyone always expects from me; sustained greatness. Historic and legendary moments that not a single person seated here or in any locker-room in EAW can offer. GAWD contract or no GAWD contract, I am the air that these peasants breath when they enter an EAW ring. I am the standard that all men and women must strive to measure up to ultimately to learn that it is far too impossible to do. 9 reigns as World Champion is a feat that will not be duplicated. It was the record breaking number that is imbedded in the minds of casual fans and diehards alike. The same way people like to talk up all the talented athletes but always have to bow down to the ones who continue to win at the highest level every single time. Lebron and Steph Curry are nice, three championships a piece…certainly are great in their own ways.
(Imp looks around at all of his rivals around him.)
Impact: But they aren’t Michael Jordan. Same way you can look at all five of these opponents of mine; all special in some shape or form. All talented, all have held gold and half have won World championships myself not included. You look at everyone’s resume in this damn match…I stand alone. I have more World championship runs then all five of them COMBINED and when I enter that chamber LAST…compliments of one final GAWD contract decision…I will hit the double digits and begin my 10th World Championship reign. I crushed Drake King months ago, I kicked Viz’s ass last season on Voltage, Cage is and will always be my bitch, Kassidy can not stop me, and TLA knows…it’s going to be a short fall back down to that sorry ass hole he barely crawled out of when I end this inconvenience of a championship run quickly at Road to Redemption.
Sophia Clarke: Strong words from Impact, Cage what do you think about Impact’s logic and line of thinking? Do you think he has an advantage entering last in that elimination chamber?
Cage: Imp is right on a few things. Yes, he has won all the belts everytime and all that shit. Yes he has more reigns than all of us combined. Yea, TLA’s championship run will be a short one…but, it won’t be cut short by him. I don’t give a shit what order I enter, just know I’m entering that chamber with the intentions of putting blood in everybody’s mouths. This half wit is out of line and I intend on putting his ass back in line when I enter that chamber and run through each and everybody sitting here and get the same championship I’ve been waiting to get back this entire year. Impact has been talking a lot of shit about me as if I’m not the man that has ended careers, put men in the hospital, and taken this sport to a darker, more destructive place then anybody ever could have.
(Impact laughs as Cage leans forward and points at Sophia.)
Cage: I’m not about to spout a bunch of catchphrases or silly quotes, I’m not into the marketing aspect and what not. Save that for the guys in the suits and collared shirts trying to churn out more money for this conglomerate. I’m here to fight, I’m here to fight any and everybody they throw in that ring with me and regardless of whatever my record looks like, I just need one shot to remind everybody just what I’m capable of. One chance to show everyone that I’m not some fallen off has been looking to grab a quick buck. I’m going to bring some unspeakable levels of destruction into that chamber and I promise you, if Imp keeps speaking on my fucking name…I’m going to throw his fucking head through that chain link fence until I knock his eyeballs out of his skull and shoot them into the front row!
Impact: Didn’t you get beat by Osamu Arcichida? He should be in this spot, not you. Fucking chump.
(The Visual Prophet and Drake King laugh as Cage turns his head.)
Cage: What the hell are you two laughing at?
The Visual Prophet: Sorry, we were just laughing at how easy this win will be tonight over you two clowns!
Drake King: We beat Landerson and TLA but I expect making you two look stupid will be the easiest thing Viz and I ever have to do!
Impact: Keep talking tough, Drake. I single handedly beat both of you overhyped pieces of shit this year and I don’t need Cage or a GAWD contract to do it again tonight.
Drake King: Look who’s talking tough after being quiet all week? Good to see Impact joining us finally.
The Visual Prophet: Facts! Cage, you are in for another loss to the millions upon millions of losses you have had this year! That’s two wins against DC for both of us Drake, right?
Drake King: Yeah…but, once again…get your hand off me!
The Visual Prophet: What hand?
Drake King: The one you just placed on my lower back!
Kassidy Heart: Be careful, Viz can get weird with those fingers. Ask Chris Elite…
The Visual Prophet: Dont judge me, sis! I heard rumors about you tossing DEDEDE’s salad and then kissing Sienna Jade on the cheek without brushing your teeth!
Kassidy Heart: You wish you could be in the bedroom with Ryan and me.
The Visual Prophet: Maybe :mjgrin:
Drake King: Look, Viz…let’s get something straight.
TLA: Is Viz even straight?
Cage: Hell no.
Impact: Clearly a power bottom.
Kassidy Heart: He is a pervert no matter what.
The Visual Prophet: Whatever.
Drake King: Look, we worked well last week. We will win this week. But, I’m not sure you understand that this partnership thing isn’t official. I’m a solo star and will continue to be ever since the ending of The Round Table and I plan on staying solo when I win that EAW World Heavyweight Championship at Road to Redemption. Also, I’m not a homosexual and I do not want to partake in all these advances.
The Visual Prophet: Excuse me? What advances?
Sophia Clarke: Yes, Drake! Expound on all of this? What advances?
Drake Cage: I mean, he texts me very weird pictures in the middle of the night. He has sent flowers to my hotel room soon as I arrive. Viz has even given me a stuffed Teddy Bear with very weird looking red eyes on it that he insists I keep with me on the road.
TLA: Does it sometimes make noises and have a USB port?
Drake King: Yea.
TLA: Oh, yeah. Vizzy a sick boy. Very sick. Wild wild guy, man. Pretty sure that’s a hidden camera, mane. Vizzy been spying on you, bro.
Drake King: WHAT?!
The Visual Prophet: …
Drake King: Hey! Have you been spying on me?
The Visual Prophet: I wasn’t spying…I was scouting.
Drake King: That’s the same thing! That is exactly the same thing you weirdo creepy man!
Sophia Clarke: Do you feel as though people aren’t taking you seriously Drake, Viz included?
The Visual Prophet: Look, that’s not fair!
Kassidy Heart: Let him answer it.
Drake King: I mean, nobody takes me seriously until I remind them just how ruthless and brilliant I can be. I have received three world title chances since joining EAW and haven’t completed my mission yet. I’ve been calling myself the best for a long time but now it’s time for me to stop just saying how good I am and just show everyone how great I really am. All these guys like to talk of accolades and past accomplishments and it all sounds good until I get my chance against all five of these people inside that chamber. Then we can stop talking and see what each other really is made of. Then we can put all the trash talk away and just fight it out. All out chaos and war waged by all six of us until only one person stands holding that belt in TLA’s lap high for all to see. That will be me, the last man standing. The new World Heavyweight Champion and the man that will reign as King of everything here in EAW; Drake King is the biggest threat in this match.
The Visual Prophet: Well, wasn’t that adorable! Isn’t he funny?
Sophia Clarke: Care to chime in, Viz?
The Visual Prophet: Gladly! People whispering and chanting who is the favorite, who has the most experience, who has the most reigns…none of that matters when I come into the picture. I have only held the New Breed championship in my time in EAW but I hold my own with every single name they bring up when they talk about greatness here. Not just now, since day fucking one. Especially at FPV events. I never have been pinned or submitted at an FPV and if you check my past, I’ve been on damn near every single one this past nearly 12 months. I have never been pinned or submitted on FPV and Road to Redemption is an FPV and the only way to win that championship is to eliminate everybody in your way via pinfall or submission.
(Viz kicks his lips as he looks at Clarke.)
The Visual Prophet: It’s elementary my dear Watson; I’m the favorite to win this chamber match. I’m the best looking, the biggest draw, the best body, the most athletic, I’ve knocked out and beaten up more opponents then all of these people these past twelve months and have main evented shows on every brand including dead ass Empire. I was the man to be a true pioneer and even defended a championship on an all woman branded FPV! I have done more for Women’s rights than this heifer Kassidy ever could! It’s time Viz takes that World Championship spot and gets back to Thy Sovereign level shit around here as I rule over Dynasty as the best wrestler to ever live. :kiss:
Sophia Clarke: Speaking of Kassidy, what’s your thoughts on being the only woman in this match with a chance to become a World Champion in a predominantly male driven division?
Kassidy Heart: It’s funny how much can change in a few months. The damsel in distress that people saw in me is dead. The Mauler was unleashed, uncaged, and set free to run loose and hurt, maim, and destroy everybody in my pathway to a level reserved to legends like my husband. I’m on that tier, nobody here can claim such a thing. Ryan has done nothing but encourage me to be every bit as good as I always could have been. Now? I can’t even be mad at anybody trying to cast doubt on if I will be even competitive in this environment. Clearly EAW and it’s audience is full of mentally challenged people.
(Kass shakes her head as she leans back.)
Kassidy Heart: People all predicted I’d lose to Serena Bennett and I nearly ended her career. People prayed Cam and Kendra could knock me off and I beat them both. Raven had to use her Cash in the Vault prize to sneak me and take me out of The Undisputed Women’s championship hunt but what has that got me? I’ve proven every time my ability to beat anybody and I will continue to do so. Whether it’s a man like the current National Elite champion Lethal Consequences or a woman like the current Specialist Champion in Darcy May Morgan that I am not only the best in this business but I am unquestionably the most vicious. The queen of ultraviolence inside an extreme elimination chamber with five helpless, weak minded, men? I don’t even see these five men as a threat to me. I see five victims. People think I’m overlooked and it’s true. I am overlooked. But, you all had to watch and look at me raise that very belt at the end of Friday Night Dynasty and you all will have to do the exact same thing at the end of Road to Redemption after I maul all of these men and become your next World Heavyweight Champion.
(Kassidy laughs as she looks at TLA.)
Kassidy Heart: Your little celebration was nice. But, just wait until everyone has to watch Ryan and I raise both the Answers World Championship and the EAW World heavyweight championship on the very next Friday Night Dynasty after RTR.
(TLA begins laughing as Sophia sees this.)
Sophia Clarke: Speaking of our champion, once again congratulations on finally winning the belt that has eluded you for so long. TLA, you have heard all of the chatter from these five and spectators who agree that your House of Glass title win was satisfying but that it maybe just a fluke reign for you. How do you feel being the World Heavyweight Champion but still being looked at as an underdog?
TLA: Look, everybody can say what they want. All that matters is I’m walking into Road to Redemption with a new goal that I promise I will achieve. My whole career I have chased opportunities and chances just to fight for belts like this. Now? My goal is to keep this belt around my waist. It’s no secret; I lost a lot of big matches but…House of Glass was my night. A night for all the people, Mexican especially, but everybody that supports and rocks with my ways. This poon game can be a rocky business but this wrestling industry can be even rockier. I went from not even having a job here with all likelihood of never being allowed back to not only coming back, not only working my ass off, not only pushing everybody I wrestled to their limits…INCLUDING many of the people sitting around me…but I overcame Impact, Sienna Jade, a GAWD contract, Glass, scissors, EVERYTHING THEY COULD THROW AT ME…and I got this to show for it.
(TLA raises his belt to the camera.)
TLA: I don’t blame all these people for thinking they can beat me, what else are they supposed to think? Thing is, they can think anything they want the only thing that matters is what we do. It’s not just about what we’re say now or later…it’s about what we do when those doors close and we are stuck surrounded by a fence longer than the one on the US border, si. I’m happy, I’m in a great space, and regardless of what these putos and gringos say…I know the work ethic I put in will help me regain this championship. It’s been said over and over how long it took me to get it and how short of a reign it can be. All I ask is, what does everyone here have to say when I win at RTR and this reign continues? Probably a lot of silence especially from Impact. Cause ain’t no GAWD contract gonna save him from me at Road to Redemption. Viz and Drake can’t both win this belt regardless of them winning last week against me. Serena and Kendra aren’t in Kassidy’s way and Cage isn’t going to rewind us all back to last fall when he was in my position. All that I can say is, I’ll be bringing this belt and the same intensity and determination that brought it to me and I want to see which one of you can exceed me and prove me wrong.
(Cage snatches off his microphone and tosses it aside.)
Cage off mic: Man, fuck all this talking shit…
Impact: Watch where you throw that crap, you bitch.
(Imp gives Cage a shove as Cage bumps into Viz and Drake.)
Drake King: Both of you better be careful!
The Visual Prophet: Oops!
Drake King: Don’t touch me there, man!
The Visual Prophet: I was catching you!
Kassidy Heart: I’m out too, this shit is a disaster.
TLA: Yea, all of you bickering? Si te sientes bien con mis posibilidades…
(The Visual Prophet, Drake, Imp, and Cage begin to start shoving as Kass leaves and TLA stands on the sidelines with his belt I. His hand. Security rushes in as Cage and Imp begin swinging and Sophia runs away as a melee almost ensues. The camera cuts back to the announcers as the interview ends.)
Flannery McCoy: I learned a lot from that about all six of those elitist but I’m sure we will learn even more about these six tonight!
Stew-O: Vizzy and Drizzy vs Imp and Cage with our main event being Kassidy Heart going against TLA? This has the makings of a classic episode of Friday night Dynasty! Stay tuned because we are just getting started!
(“Pharmacie” by SCH hits, as SKA steps out onto the stage. The crowd gives him a mixed reaction, as he makes his way down to the ring)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS SET FOR!!!
CROWD: ONE FALL!!!!!
Stephie Love: Making his way to the ring, from Paris, France, weighing in at 256lbs!!! COLD BLOODED!!!! S!!!!! K!!!!!! A!!!!!!
Stew-O: This is a man I have been really looking forward to watch compete. This upcoming match has a lot of fresh new faces making their debut, SKA being one of them.
Flannery McCoy: For those of you that don’t know, SKA was actually born in Finland.
Stew-O: Yep! I heard he’s also an incredible business owner.
Jake Mercer: It’s that money drive that he’s got!! He wants the big stacks like me, and EAW is the perfect place to earn it!
Flannery McCoy: Big stacks like you huh?
Jake Mercer: :smugcena:
(“The Secret” by Our Walking Hour hits, as Ronan Malosi steps out onto the stage with his manager, Sylas Sandars. The crowd showers them with boos as they walk down the ramp towards the ring. Sylas is seen giving Ronan Malosi a gameplan/strategy heading into the match)
Stephie Love: And his opponent!! Being accompanied by Sylas Sandars, From Capetown, South Africa!!!! Weighing in at 275lbs!!! He is the Capetown Crippler!!! RONANNNNNN!!!! MALOSIIIIIIII!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Now this is a guy that we know can bring a fight! Ronan Malosi is one of the toughest men on this Dynasty roster, and I don’t see how any of these debuting Elitist could stand a chance against the Capetown Crippler.
Stew-O: Last week, Ronan Malosi took a loss along with Sosa Henderson against the National Extreme Champion, Lethal Consequences, and Mike Gambino.. But Ronan Malosi definitely put up a fight against the champ when both men were squaring off in the ring.
Flannery McCoy: And this week he has his new manager, Sylas accompanying him, from what I remember, Sylas was a wrestling legend, who competed back in the 80s!! It’s awesome to see someone as strong and powerful as Ronan Malosi having such a great mentor and manager in Sylas!!
(“Redshift” by Audiomachine hits, as Nathan Von Liebert steps out onto the stage wearing a black leather jacket. The fans begin to boo Nathan Von Liebert, as he makes his way down to the ring)
Stephie Love: And their opponent!! From Richmond, Virginia!!! Weighting in at 215lbs!!!! THE DEVIL’S RIGHT HAND!!!! NATHAN!!!! VON!!!! LIEBERT!!!!!!
Stew-O: Nathan Von Liebert is also making his debut here on Friday nights. He competed in other promotions and did fairly well. He took a 4 year hiatus, but is now back and ready to show that he’s still go it!!
Jake Mercer: With a nickname as tough as the Devil’s Right Hand, I hope he does! Nathan definitely looks like he still has it, but we’ll find out for sure once that bell rings!!!
(“Bring Em Out” by TI hits, as Mr. Christopher Cool steps out onto the stage. The fans give him a mixed reaction, but mostly cheers are heard through this mixed crowd due to the amount of people dancing along to the classic song)
Stephie Love: And last!! But definitely not least!! From Ontario, Canada!!! Weighing in at 211lbs!! MR!!!!! CHRISTOPHERRRRRRRRRR COOOOOOOOOOLLLLL!!!!
Stew-O: Wow! This man just radiates coolness!!
Flannery McCoy: He sure does!! I’ve never seen him compete before, but I don’t need to in order to tell you that he is one cool dude!!
Jake Mercer: I’ve seen cooler.
Flannery McCoy: No one asked you. Stop being mad at the fact that you will never be even half as cool as Mr. Christopher Cool!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: All four competitors look around at the competition, waiting for the first strike to be made! KICK TO THE STOMACH OF SKA BY RONAN MALOSI!! And on the other side of the ring, we have Mr. Christopher Cool connecting with a forearm to the face of Nathan Von Liebert! Malosi continues his attack on SKA, as he connects with a hard right hand to the top of his head! Malosi now grabs SKA and biel tosses him into the corner turnbuckle!!
Jake Mercer: And at the other end of the ring, Nathan Von Liebert and Mr. Christopher Cool are trading punches! Right hand by Christopher Cool! Right hand by Nathan Von Liebert! Another right by Mr. Christopher Cool! And Nathan Von Liebert goes for another as well!! No!! Mr. Christopher Cool ducks under it and gets behind Nathan Von Liebert!! Von Liebert turns around! Kick to the stomach by Christopher Cool!! DDT!!! Mr. Christopher Cool connects with the DDT onto NVL, as Nathan Von Liebert is slow to get up!
Flannery McCoy: And back over to Ronan Malosi and SKA in the corner! Malosi connects with vicious back elbow strike to the face of SKA! He connects with another!! And now Ronan Malosi backs up over to the opposite side of the ring. Ronan Malosi charges at SKA in the corner!! SPEAR BY MR. CHRISTOPHER COOL ONTO THE RUNNING RONAN MALOSI!!! HE JUST BLASTED HIM AT FULL SPEED!!!! Mr. Christopher Cool gets right back up. CLOTHESLINE BY SKA FROM OUT OF THE CORNER ONTO MR. CHRISTOPHER COOL!!
Jake Mercer: And now it’s Nathan Von Liebert back up to his feet as he charges at SKA with a forearm to the back of the head! SKA falls down to one knee, then quickly gets back up. SKA goes for a strong right hand! But Nathan Von Liebert ducks it!! ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY NATHAN VON LIEBERT!! IT CONNECTS ONTO SKA!!
Stew-O: But look! SKA is still standing! He’s pretty groggy, but he’s still standing!! Nathan Von Liebert sees this, as he begins stomping down hard onto the side of SKA’s leg!! SKA falls back down to one knee, as Nathan Von Liebert stomps down on the quad of SKA, putting a lot of force onto the legs of the larger, stronger opponent!!
Flannery McCoy: This is a great strategy by Nathan Von Liebert, but SKA still doesn’t seem to want to go down to the mat! Nathan Von Liebert now takes a step back. AND HE CONNECTS WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF SKA as SKA falls straight down to the mat!! SPEAR!!!!! SPEAR BY RONAN MALOSI ONTO NATHAN VON LIEBERT!!! 80s legend, Syslas, is getting hyped up after that powerful strike by Ronan Malosi!!
Jake Mercer: Malosi gets back up to his feet and walks over to the head of the downed Nathan Von Liebert!! Malosi lifts his foot AND DRIVES IT INTO THE NECK OF NATHAN VON LIEBERT, AS HE HOLDS ONTO THE ROPES TO ADD MORE PRESSURE ONTO THE CHOKE HOLD!! There are no disqualifications in these types of matches and Ronan Malosi is taking full advantage of that.. I LOVE IT!!
Stew-O: Wait look! It’s Mr. Christopher Cool! He’s managed to make his way to the top turnbuckle! Mr. Christopher Cool stands up in the corner! Ronan Malosi notices this, as he lets go of the choke hold on Nathan Von Liebert! MR. CHRISTOPHER COOL GOES FOR A DIVING CLOTHESLINE ONTO RONAN MALOSI!!!! THE POUNCE!!! RONAN MALOSI COUNTERS THE DIVING CLOTHESLINE WITH THE POUNCE!!! HE JUST RAN AND BLASTED HIS HEAD INTO THE STERNUM OF THE DIVING CHRISTOPHER COOL!! WHAT A MOVE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Ronan Malosi definitely felt that one, as he gets up and shakes his head. Malosi turns around, and it’s SKA!! SKA grabs Ronan Malosi by the shoulder!! STO!!! No!! Malosi Elbows his way out with strikes to the side of SKA’s head!! SKA backs up! And Ronan Malosi charges at SKA with a running forearm!! No! SKA ducks it! He lifts Ronan Malosi onto his shoulders in a fireman’s carry position!! SKA is walking around the ring with Ronan Malosi on his shoulders!! SKA now makes his way over to Sylas, as he looks down at Sylas who stands at ringside!
Sylas (Off-Mic): GET OUT OF THERE RONAN MALOSI!! FIGHT OUT OF IT!!!!
SKA (Off-Mic): He’s not getting out of jackshit oldy!!!
Stew-O: ROLLING FIREMAN’S CARRY SLAM BY SKA ONTO RONAN MALOSI!!! SKA JUST DROVE ALL OF HIS BODYWEIGHT INTO THE CHEST AND ABDOMEN OF RONAN MALOSI!! INCREDIBLE MOVE BY SKA!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT LOOK!!! IT’S NATHAN VON LIEBERT! HE GOUGES THE EYES OF SKA!! SKA IS BLINDED!!! DDT!!! NATHAN VON LIEBERT CONNECTS WITH THE DDT!!! AND NOW NATHAN VON LIEBERT GOES FOR THE PIN ON SKA!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! KICKOUT BY SKA!!! Nathan Von Liebert now crawls over to the downed Ronan Malosi and hooks his legs for the pin!!
Flannery McCoy: CORKSCREW 630 SENTON!!!! MR. CHRISTOPHER COOL JUST CLIMBED TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND CONNECTED WITH THE COOL TRAIN ON TOP OF NATHAN VON LIEBERT AND RONAN MALOSI AS IT BREAKS UP THE PIN COUNT!!! Mr. Christopher now rolls Nathan’s body off of Ronan Malosi, as he goes for the pin!!!
Jake Mercer: But SKA Is there to break the count as he leaps and drives his forearms into the back of Mr. Christopher Cool!!
Stew-O: What a match by all 4 of these guys! None of these men are willing to quit! So much action has taken place so far, and there is only more to come!!
Flannery McCoy: SKA and Mr. Christopher Cool make their way up to their feet. Mr. Christopher Cool connects with a hard kick that smacks SKA right in the chest! He connects with another!! And another!!! Each Kick being heard around the entire arena!! Mr. Christopher Cool goes for another kick to the chest of SKA!!! But SKA catches his leg!! SKA throws Mr. Cool’s leg back down to the mat, as Cool stumbles forward from the force!! And SKA kicks Cool in the chest, as Cool falls back up against the ropes!! SKA charges at Cool!! AND HE CLOTHESLINE MR. CHRISTOPHER COOL RIGHT OUT OF THE RING AND DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!
Stew-O: What a vicious clothesline by SKA! He’s really showing out here tonight!
Flannery McCoy: They all are!! Who would have known that these rookies would be able to put on such a great match?
Jake Mercer: Me. You see, I have an eye for talent. I’m actually the man that scouted these guys back before they really knew how to lace their boots. I can find the Tom Brady in any draft.
Flannery McCoy: :usure:
Stew-O: Mr. Christopher Cool is slow to get up, but he manages to make his way up to his feet! In the inside of the ring, SKA is up against the ring ropes. AND SKA CONNECTS WITH A SLINGSHOT CORKSCREW SPLASH ONTO THE STANDING MR. CHRISTOPHER COOL ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!
Flannery McCoy: Focusing back to the inside of the ring, we have Nathan Von Liebert and Ronan Malosi who slowly get up to their feet after that impressive move by Mr. Cool moments ago!! Nathan Von Liebert connects with a hard forearm to the top of Ronan Malosi’s head! He connects with another!! And Malosi responds with a powerful right hook!! And now an even stronger back elbow, as Nathan Von Liebert stumbles back!! Ronan Malosi has shown time and time again that he has incredible strength, and if Nathan Von Liebert didn’t know that coming into this match, then he knows it now!!!
Jake Mercer: And Von Liebert charges back at Ronan Malosi and connects with a strong kick to the side of Malosi’s knee!! Malosi drops down to one knee, but Nathan Von Liebert quickly runs up to him and gets two double under hooks!! Von Liebert brings Ronan up to a standing position with both arms still hooked!! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX BY NATHAN VON LIEBERT!!! RONAN MALOSI CRASHES HARD UP AGAINST THE MAT!!!!!
Stew-O: And Von Liebert gets up and begins stomping down on the chest and abdomen of Ronan Malosi!! But focusing back on the outside of the ring, we have SKA bringing Mr. Cool back up to his feet! SKA grabs Mr. Cool by the head and walks him over to the ring apron. AND SKA SLAMS MR. COOL’S HEAD UP AGAINST THE EDGE OF THE RING!!!! SKA keeps hold of Christopher Cool’s head, as he walks him over and slams it up against the ring post!! NO!!! Mr. Christopher Cool brings his foot up against the ring post, as he uses it to prevent his head from slamming into the steel ringpost!!! And Mr. Cool elbows SKA in the gut, and grabs his head!!! AND MR. CHRISTOPHER COOL CRACKS SKA’S HEAD UP AGAINST THE RING POST!!! SKA backs away groggy, as Mr. Christopher Cool runs up to the top of the steel steps!! DIVING SWINGING NECKBREAKER BY CHRISTOPHER COOL ONTO SKA!!! AS BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AT RINGSIDE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: And back in the ring! Ronan Malosi is making his way up to his feet. Nathan Von Liebert is still on the attack as he continues to attack Ronan Malosi, this time with hard forearm strikes and kicks to the torso!! Ronan Malosi is still working his way up, as he shoves Nathan Von Liebert back! Nathan now charges back at Ronan Malosi! Kick to the gut by Malosi! Ronan Malosi now hooks the head and arm of Nathan Von Liebert and lifts him up into the air! Malosi walks around the ring with Nathan Von Liebert raised in the air in a suplex position!!
Stew-O: Look Flannery!! It’s Mr. Christopher Cool on the top turnbuckle! He just made his way up there from ringside moments ago! Ronan Malosi still has Von Liebert raised up high in the air!! Malosi rotates his body as he now faces Christopher Cool on the top rope!!! SPEAR!!!! ANOTHER SPEAR BY CHRISTOPHER COOL!! THIS TIME ITS FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE ONTO BOTH RONAN MALOSI AND THE LIFTED UP NATHAN VON LIEBERT AS ALL THREE MEN SLAM HARD UP AGAINST THE MAT!!!! NATHAN TAKING IN A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF DAMAGE THERE AFTER SUCH A HIGH DROP TO THE MAT!!! And now Christopher Cool hooks the legs of Ronan Malosi!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT RONAN MALOSI KICKS OUT!!!! Mr. Christopher Cool gets back up to his feet. He’s slow to do so, but manages to get up. He walks over to the corner turnbuckle and climbs up to the top rope! He’s getting set up! But it’s Nathan Von Liebert who gets up in the middle of the ring, and charges at Mr. Christopher Cool in the corner!! Nathan Von Liebert hops up onto the middle rope and connect with a hard right hand to the top of Mr. Christopher Cool’s head in the corner as Mr. Christopher Cool loses his footing on the top rope and crashes his groin into the top turnbuckle!! That has got to hurt!!
Flannery McCoy: And what’s this!?! Nathan Von Liebert wraps his arms around the body of Mr. Christopher Cool. GUTWRENCH POWER BOMB OFF OF THE TOP ROPE BY NATHAN VON LIEBERT ONTO MR. CHRISTOPHER COOL!!!! WHAT A MOVE!!!!!! NATHAN VON LIEBERT COVERS!!!!
Stew-O: BUT SKA SLIDES INTO THE RING AND BREAKS THE COUNT!!!! Nathan Von Liebert quickly gets up as both him and SKA collide heads in the middle of the ring! These New Elitists want nothing but to show the world what they can do in their debut, and emotions are rising up right here tonight!!!
Flannery McCoy: That’s for sure! SKA and Nathan Von Liebert standing toe to toe in the middle of the ring. Staring Each other Down!! Forehead to Forehead!!!! DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE BY RONAN MALOSI!!!! MALOSI CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!!! Both SKA and Nathan Von Liebert get up slowly!! But Ronan Malosi is right there!! He slaps both of his hands up against their throats!!! DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!!!!! IT CONNECTS!!!!! And look at Sylas at ringside!!!
Sylas: GO FOR THE PIN!!! NOW’S YOUR CHANCE!!! FINISH IT!!!!
Jake Mercer: But it’s Mr. Christopher Cool from behind Ronan Malosi!!! He turns Malosi around!! KICK TO THE GUT BY COOL!!! COUNTING STARS!!!!! MODIFIED SWINGING NECKBREAKER BY CHRISTOPHER COOL!!!! NO!!!!! RONAN MALOSI SPINS OUT OF IT!!!! CODE RED!!!! THE DEATHRIDER DDT CONNECTS ONTO MR. CHRISTOPHER COOL!!!! RONAN MALOSI COVERS!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!!! NATHAN VON LIEBERT PULLS ON THE LEG OF RONAN MALOSI AS HE PULLS HIM OFF OF MR. CHRISTOPHER COOL’S BODY!!
(Sylas reaches under the bottom rope from ringside and tugs on the leg of Nathan Von Liebert as he’s getting up in the ring)
Stew-O: Nathan Von Liebert walks over to Sylas and starts yelling at him from inside the ring as Sylas stands on the outside!! Ronan Malosi now gets up to his feet!! RUNNING BIG BOOT BY RONAN MALOSI ONTO NATHAN VON LIEBERT!!!! NO!!!! NATHAN DUCKS IT AND PULLS DOWN ON THE TOP ROPE, AS RONAN MALOSI GOES FLYING OVER AND LANDS DIRECTLY ONTO SILAS!!!! BOTH RONAN AND HIS MANAGER ARE DOWN AT RINGSIDE!!
Jake Mercer: And back in the ring we have SKA who is just now getting up to his feet, Nathan Von Liebert who’s using the ring ropes to get up, and Mr. Christopher Cool who is showing barely any movement on the ground in the ring. SKA walks over to Nathan Von Liebert and connects with a hard kick to the gut!! Liebert fights back with a forearm smash to the face of SKA as SKA staggers back. Nathan Von Liebert grabs SKA by the arm and whips him into the corner!! SKA crashes hard up against the turnbuckle!! Nathan Von Liebert now charges at SKA!!! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE BY NATHAN VON LIEBERT ONTO SKA!!! NO!!!!! SKA GETS OUT OF THE WAY AS NATHAN VON LIEBERT CRASHES UP AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE!
Flannery McCoy: And SKA grabs Nathan Von Liebert by the back of the head and pulls him out of the corner!! AND SKA tosses Nathan Von Liebert over the top rope as he falls down to the ringside floor!!
(SKA turns his head over to Mr. Christopher Cool, as we see Cool slowly getting up to his feet, using the ring ropes to assist him.)
Stew-O: SKA has this look in his eyes!! He’s stalking Christopher Cool!! Cool finally getting up to both feet!! SKA grabs Christopher Cool and lifts him onto his shoulders in a fireman’s carry!!! FINISH 2 KILL!!!! THE FIREMAN’S CARRY DROP INTO A KNEE LIFT FROM SKA CONNECTS!!!!!! SKA DROPS DOWN FOR THE PIN ON MR. CHRISTOPHER COOL!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Pharmacie” by SCH hits, as the fans give a mixed reaction. Mostly cheers are heard through this mixed crowd, as these fans got to witness a tough showing and victory by SKA, as he gets to his feet and gets his hand raised by the referee)
Stephie Love: AND YOUR WINNERRRRR!!!! COLD!!! BLOODED!!! S!!!!!!! K!!!!!!!! A!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: What an impressive victory by SKA here tonight! Overall, every person in this match gave it everything they had! This was more than a great match to start up Friday Night Dynasty!!!
Stew-O: That is true Flannery. Each person in this match should feel proud of themselves for being able to put on such an incredible match! If this is a glimpse of what Friday nights are going to look like, then I’m all for it!!!
(The scene shifts to a video package as we hear traditional latina american music playing. The camera opens to a busy city street in the heart of Mexico City, Mexico. We see kids running, women dancing, men playing instruments, and a stray dog sits politely with its tongue hanging out as if it was smiling. We see a man with a white mask and a tan suit step into frame as he tilts his head around and looks around at the scenery. The masked figure turns to the camera a bit as he spreads his arms.)
???: Legacy…honor…respect. My father became a legend in the lucha libre realm by holding these three things close to his heart. Tecnico was what he and athletes like him were referred to as. Heroic wrestlers who’s legend was crafted compliments to them fighting within the rules and surpassing their rivals by being the best inside that ring. My father, Angel De Plata Sr. was a superstar and his career was one that will live on forever and be retold for generations to children all over Mexico.
(Images of Angel De Plata are shown, hitting incredible luchadores from his era with incredible moves and fantastic aerial assaults. We see Angel slam a gringo in a cowboy hat and a cast on his head with a sick hurricanrana, we are shown him leaping high in the air and cracking another masked man with a dropkick, and we are then shown Plata flying off the top rope for a frog splash before we see the images fade and are shown his son, Angel De Plata Jr. looking off into the distance.)
Angel De Plata Jr.: My grandfather also was a legendary luchadore. Not for the same lifestyle as my father, however. He was far from honorable, the opposite of respectful, and though his legacy lives on…it was not one many people cheered on. In fact, he was the complete opposite of the Technico style wrestler my dad would become. My grandfather, Rey Diablo, was a rudo. A bad guy that would make a bank robber look like a girl scout. Rey Diablo was the other side of the coin in my family but his dna is in my father and myself as well. Rey would cheat anyway he could, he was as shifty and cunning as a fox, and he hated abiding by the rules of professional wrestling. To say he was evil would be an understatement…
(We then see darking footage, Rey Diablo is shown cracking a man in the head with a steel chair as fans ringside toss glass bottles and trash at him. Rey Diablo is then shown stomping on an opponents fingers, delivering a blinding eye poke to another, and finally show him lifting a midget luchador above his head and hurling them into the crowd. We watch Rey Diablo laugh under his dark mask before we fade back to Angel De Plata Jr.)
Angel De Plata Jr.: I have spent my career chasing my family’s legacy. Mainly my fathers, I am the one who abides by the rules and aims to be as honorable and respected as he was. I can feel the pulls towards the darkside, however. My grandfather’s blood still courses through my veins as I try to stay positive and be as great as I can be. But, when Osamu Arcichida tried to pull the greatest disrespect one could ever pull on a masked luchador like myself in our fight weeks ago…I could feel the evil rudo ways of my grandfather slowly come to the surface. Osamu tried to unmask me and used that distraction as a way to cheat and beat me in our match and I can’t deny my desire to get revenge on that man. As I chase my father’s legacy, hoping to one day live up to and surpass is greatness, I can hear the evil thoughts of my grandfather telling me to stray off my path and enact a malicious amount of pain to Arcichida and make all that condones what he did bend down on their knees and beg for mercy. But, the goodness in my heart still outweighs the evil. I am still Angel De Plata JUNIOR! I fight with the goal of leaving my own legacy that can be respected for generations to come. To become a coward like Osamu could send me down a dark path like my grandfather ended up going down. When Arcichida denied me my rematch, I could sense the anger rising. I know EAW is nothing like the lucha libre style promotions my family and I are accustomed to. But, I have seen Mexican and Latin professional wrestlers become stars during their time here and I know I can become the next one on that list. El Landerson, Jenny Cien, World Heavyweight Champion TLA…I see myself one day being as good as them. Hell, I can see myself being better than them all as long as I take everything my father taught me and put my abilities together with those hard lessons he gave me…and I know I’ll become a legend here.
(Angel is shown folding his arms as he stares at the camera.)
Angel De Plata Jr.: Osamu Arcihcida can brag about stealing a win from me…but, when I do get my hands on him, I’ll show him just how talented I am without having to cheat to win. It will be just one win added to the legacy of Angel De Plata Jr and someday, many years from now…both my father and myself will be looked at equally as the greatest luchadores to ever step foot inside a wrestling ring!
(The video ends as we cut back to the ringside crew.)
Stew-O: Powerful words from a fresh face in EAW. Angel De Plata Jr is clearly not over Osamu’s disrespect and even compared his cheating tactics to Angel’s own grandfather!
Jake Mercer: Yes, Angel’s grandfather was one of the most diabolical wrestlers in Mexican wrestling history! Rey Diablo once tied an opponent to a donkey and had them dragged through an entire town in a falls count anywhere match JUST to become a number one contender to the Mexican Athletic Wrestling Intercontinental Championship decades ago! I used to watch a VHS copy of that weekly with my friend Pablo Juan Angelo Santos.
Flannery McCoy: I feel like you are lying again but I just don’t have proof.
Jake Mercer: If i’m lying, then im frying. And you all know I hate fried foods!
(“Bolt Thrower” by Mercenary hits, as Mike Gambino makes his way down to the ring. The fans shower him with boos as he walks down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen! The following match is a tag team match that’s set for!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: Introducing first, making his way to the ring, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 236lbs, HE IS THE MERCENARY!!! MIKE GAMBINO!!!
Stew-O: First solo match for the Mercenary and it’s been a while! Is he ready?
(Sensei – Datsik hits to loud boos from the crowd.)
Stephie Love: Annnnnnnd his opponent! From Osaka Japan, weighing in at 235 pounds. He is “The Orchestrator of Violence” OSAMUUUUUUUUUU ARCICHIDA!!!!
(Osamu Arcichida makes his way down the ramp with a confident look on his face.)
Stew-O: This should be an interesting match-up between the two men tonight.
( Ding Ding Ding! )
Stew-O: And here we go! Both men are circling each other around the center of the ring. Gambino is smirking while Osamu doesn’t seem to give two bits about the arrogance of the returning performer who is at his first solo match back! After a few moments, Gambino raises an arm in the air, suggesting a contest of strength between the two opponents which makes Osamu ponder before moving in to accept the challenge but Gambino suddenly kicks him in the gut followed by a series of fists to the face! Osamu is reeling but then is grabbed by his opponent who whips him to the ropes! Gambino looks to be going for a swing blade but wraps his forearm around Osamu’s neck for a headlock and begins to squeeze! Osamu goes to a knee trying to pry his opponent’s arm from around his neck while the referee checks upon him.
Stew-O: Suddenly the Osaka native moves backing up and uses the momentum to crush Mike’s back into the corner behind him! Gambino doesn’t let go of the hold just yet trying to maintain control but Osamu rams him again into the corner and a third time before The Mercenary finally lets go of his hold freeing Arcichida who feels his neck. Gambino doesn’t waste any time recovering from the back and throws in a stiff kick to the back of Osamu’s knee making the man stumbles forward and when he turns around, he is met by a well-applied dropkick to the back shoving Arcichida to the ground! Gambino has the upper hand early in this match what a good way for him to start on his return match!
Jake Mercer: Strong start from the returning Mercenary! I was expecting nothing less really!
Flannery McCoy: You think someone is paying him to have such a strong start?
Jake Mercer: Of course not! This is what we call product placement baby! Putting himself out there to show potential clients what he can do.
Stew-O: Osamu is holding the back of his neck still on the ground while Gambino taunts the crowd who returns it in kind with a chorus of loud boos to which Mike responds by smirking before delivering a few kicks to the side of Arcichida who winces in pain!
Gambino: C’mon son! Get up! Get up you piece of shit!
Stew-O: Mike humiliates Osamu with a few slaps behind the head cursing him a storm with a few Italian words.
Jake Mercer: Wait you know Italian?
Flannery McCoy: We thought we knew you Stew!
Stew-O: I took night classes okay! Focus on the action folks. Gambino continues the offensive with a stiff elbow drop on Arcichida’s spine keeping him on the ground and repeats the manoeuver a few times! He then goes for a few knee strikes on the spine of Osamu as well! Christ this is a rather dominating performance from the Brooklyn native and he doesn’t seem to be anywhere near done just yet! Running to the ropes he jumps after he signaled for a Lionsault BUT OSAMU CATCHES HIM WITH A SET OF KNEES AS HE LANDED!! GAMBINO WRITHES IN PAIN ON THE FLOOR AND ARCICHIDA QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER!!
TWOOO!!!!! KICK OUT BY GAMBINOOO!!!
Jake Mercer: Just like that all Osamu needed was one faint opening!
Flannery McCoy: In a flash! That is how good the man is!
Rubbing his back a little Osamu is not out of the woods yet his back and ribs seems to hurt him but it doesn’t seem to stop him as he gets to his knees and attempts to gather some momentum and goes to grab Gambino lifting him to his feet by the arms, he hooks him up for a fisherman suplex followed by a pin but he doesn’t go for the count just yet! He moves up, forcing Mike to follow and apply the move once more!! Hell, he is going for a third attempt which connects!! Three Fisherman Suplexes In A Row!! Osamu with the cover this time!!
THR-KICK OUT BY GAMBINOOO!!!
Stew-O: Close but no cigar for Arcichida following three stiff looking suplexes!! Osamu tries to keep on the momentum and throws Mike into the ropes clipping him with a clothesline or tries at least because Mike ducked and goes to bounce off the ropes behind Osamu who turns around ducking Gambino who tried to go for a shoulder block! He goes to his knees and misses being struck by a heel kick from Osamu! Gambino tries a side leg sweep which is blocked by Arcichida! Osamu proceeds with a few karate kicks to the chest of Mike who blocks every one of them until he catches to third strike with both arms and pushes Osamu’s leg away as he gets up! Kick to the midsection on Mike to Osamu followed with a powerful DDT!! Arcichida’s head is rammed hard into the ring he is laid out flat on his belly! Gambino looks to the nearest turnbuckle and quickly makes his way on top of it! He is calling for a flying elbow drop!! He goes flying and it connects!! Perfectly executed by the New York born brawler who attempts a after turning Osamu over!!
ARCICHIDA KICKS OUT!!!
Stew-O: This aggravates Mike who slams a fist to the mat after berating the referee on how fast he was counting! Shrugging the official off he moves to a corner of the ring yelling at Osamu to get up calling him names while the Osaka native is getting up slowly. Gambino is buying his time he will go for a spear! He charges in BUT GETS CAUGHT ON THE JAW BY A SUDDEN SUPERKICK BY OSAMU!!! THE SUPERKICK CONNECTS!! GAMBINO DROPS TO THE FLOOR LIKE A HEAVY BAG OF POTATOES THUDDING ON THE MAT!! OSAMU GOES FOR THE COVER!!
THR-KICK OUT!! Gambino kicked out!!
Stew-O: This match is not over yet folks! Gambino trashes on the floor at the center of the ring while Osamu ponders what to do next. Arcichida rolls over Gambino and positions himself for THE OSAMU LOCK!!! THE OSAMU LOCK IS IN!!! GAMBINO TRIES TO RESIST SCREAMING IN PAIN!! WILL HE TAP?? HE DOES!!!!!
( Ding Ding Ding! Sensei by Datsyk hits under the boos of the crowd while Osamu gets off his opponent and gets to his feet to have his arm raised by the referee. )
Stephie Love: Here is your winner…OSAMU ARCICHIDA!!!
Stew-O: And just like that The Conductor adds another win to his record! Gambino gave it a good try but his first solo win back will have to wait.
(A recap plays from two weeks ago showing SOSA Henderson make his presence felt with LC and declaring his intentions of going after the NE Championship.)
(The camera pans to the ring as “Love SOSA” by Chief Keef plays, showing SOSA Henderson at ringside. The camera then pans to Stephie Love standing in the middle of the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL… introducing first!
(“Me Muero” by La 5a Estación begins to play and Angel de Plata Jr. comes out confidently, shaking his fist to a positive reaction to the crowd. He poses on the top of the ramp for a moment before confidently strutting to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Weighing in at 205 pounds, from Mexico City, Mexico… ANGEL DE PLATA JUNIORRRRRRRRRRR!
Flannery McCoy: Angel was in a confrontation with Osamu Arcichida last week, who said Angel wasn’t worthy of his time. This week, he’s looking to prove his momentum isn’t just luck as he faces Lethal Consequences.
Jake Mercer: LC isn’t going to let someone so new to the scene get the upper hand on him.
(“Friend va Friend” by Company Flow hits and the crowd boos loudly. Particles of trash hit the entrance ramp as Lethal Consequences steps out. In one hand, he holds the National Elite Championship and in the other he hands his patented guitar. He raises both in the air as the crowd shows their disapproval for the champion.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent, weighing in at 230 pounds, from Oakland, California — he is the National Eli.. EXTREME CHAMPION — LETHALLLLL CONSEQUENCESSSSSS!
Flannery McCoy: Well, ladies and gentleman, there’s a reason SOSA Henderson is at ringside tonight and it is this man and that title around his waist. SOSA has declared he is officially back in EAW and ready to take on LC for that championship anytime and anywhere.
Jake Mercer: SOSA tried and failed against LC last week in tag team action and this idiot has already meddled in his affairs when he interfered in his match two weeks ago. This man should start at the very bottom of the ladder, he has no business being in the same LEAGUE as LC, and it’s an embarrassment to the company that it’s even being considered! Lethal Consequences is truly a fighting champion but he deserves better and more honorable competition.
(LC sets his championship in the corner and puts his guitar next to the ring announcer. He points at SOSA and says some words before entering the ring.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: Here we go! LC is scouting out Angel as the two circle one another, looking for an opening. LC puts his hand up, signaling for a collar-and-elbow tie up and Angel reciprocates. But LC kicks Angel right in the midsection and throws a right hand instead! LC whips Angel into the ropes, Angel flies back, and LC puts up a knee which Angel runs RIGHT INTO, flipping over and landing right on his back.
Jake Mercer: That’s how it’s done, champ! Teach this idiot at ringside a lesson!
Flannery McCoy: The champion picks Angel up by grabbing his mask now, sending him into the corner. LC quickly follows and begins delivering a series of kicks to the midsection of Angel, causing him to fall to the mat. LC is really proud of himself here, posing for the crowd, who are NOT pleased with the cheap tactic used by LC early on to get the upper hand here.
Jake Mercer: What the hell is SOSA doing? Get away from the ring, you fool! This is a serious match with serious implications!
(SOSA is sing mocking LC at ringside, infuriating him.)
Lethal Consequences: (off mic) Get the hell out of here, you son of a bitch! This is my damn ring! My damn house!
Flannery McCoy: Look out! ANGEL COMES FLYING AT LC AND HITS HIM WITH A DROP KICK TO THE BACK! LC goes flying to the outside, to the feet of SOSA Henderson, who just smiles and steps back with his hands in the air. LC looks to get back to his feet, but Angel flies off the ropes…. SUICIDE DIVE TO THE OUTSIDE KNOCKS LC INTO THE BARRICADE! And this crowd is heating up as Angel de Plata Jr. gets the upper hand on the champion her. Angel picks LC up and rolls him into the ring as Angel steps up to the apron and climbs the top rope. Angel waits for LC to get back to his feet… HE FLIES! BUT NO! LC catches him in midair! LC has Angel in bodyslam position but he takes him over to the turnbuckle… HE PUTS HIM IN A TREE OF WOE! Angel is now hanging from the turnbuckle!
Jake Mercer: Guess that backfired, huh?! This rookie should learn that you don’t try and fly because Lethal Consequences will cut your wings every damn time!
Flannery McCoy: Would you shut up, you kiss ass…
Stew-O: LC backs up to the opposite turnbuckle, he charges! AND HE KICKS ANGEL RIGHT IN THE HEAD! That might’ve knocked him out. LC unties Angel from the turnbuckle and he lands right on his head. LC rolls him into the middle of the ring, he pins him and hooks the leg!
Flannery McCoy: No, Angel kicks out before three. LC picks Angel up once again and whips him into the ropes. LC looks for a quick lariat, but Angel ducks. Angel bounces off the ropes AND FLIPS ONTO LC’S SHOULDERS! ANGEL HITS A HURRICANRANA ON THE CHAMPION! LC bounces right back to his feet, however, and so does Angel. LC charges Angel but Angel once again ducks out of the way. Angel with an arm toss on LC. LC comes right back and Angel executes ANOTHER arm toss. LC pauses and waits, Angel charges the champ, and LC POKES HIM RIGHT IN THE EYES! Blatant cheating from Lethal Consequences.
Stew-O: Yeah, the referee admonishing LC but he doesn’t care. LC kicks Angel in the midsection and lifts him into a fireman’s carry. LC steps over to the ropes and FLINGS ANGEL, RIBS FIRST, ONTO THE ROPES! Angel hanging from those ropes and LC shakes them up and down until Angel falls back into the ring. Angel’s ribs are clearly in pain here as LC has been targeting them throughout this match.
Jake Mercer: It’s because he’s smart! Versatile! Tenacious! A strategist! Brilliant! Undeniable! The bes-
Flannery McCoy: LC grabs ahold of the mask of Angel and begins tearing at it! But look, SOSA Henderson is near the ring again and looking to have some words about his actions. LC takes his focus off of Angel once again and is arguing with SOSA.
SOSA Henderson: (off mic) Hey you ugly cac, better not be pulling some lame shit like that!
Stew-O: Angel is almost back on his feet but LC turns around before he can get there and GIVES HIM A BOOT RIGHT TO THE FACE! LC pulls him up and locks him into a suplex position. HE GOES UP! But LC waits…. And waits… and waits some more! AND HE GOES DOWN! A long, long, delayed vertical suplex there. LC looks for the pin once again. This actually might be it here!
Jake Mercer: What?! Angel kicks out. That was a slow count by the referee, in my opinion. But look, LC isn’t done. LC picks Angel up and gets ahold of Angel. He looks him in suplex position, he hooks the leg, AND CONNECTS! A huge fisherman suplex! OH! HE BRIDGES IT! IT’S OVER!
Flannery McCoy: Another kickoff by Angel and this young man is showing some tenacity here as LC drives the control of this match. LC bends down and locks Angel in an abdominal stretch. Angel is clearly in pain here as those ribs and his abdomen has been targeted by the champion again and again. LC is stretching him out as Angel screams out in pain. LC continues to wrench on it. Angel needs to get to the ropes and he needs to do it quick if he wants to stay in this match. Angel seems to be fading, though. It looks like he might pass out from the pain.
Crowd: ANGEL! ANGEL! ANGEL!
Stew-O: I think you’re wrong, Flannery! Angel is just going limp, he grabs ahold of LC’s arm… ANGEL REVERSES INTO A WRIST LOCK! And he whips LC into the ropes. LC comes flying back and ANGEL HITS LC WITH A VICIOUS SUPER-KICK WHICH SENDS HIM STUMBLING INTO THE CORNER HOLDING HIS JAW! Angel quickly follows him into the corner. A knife-edge chop to the chest! And another one! And another one! Angel is absolutely lighting up the chest of the champion. Angel spins LC out of the turnbuckle, gets him into DDT position, and sits on the top turnbuckle. A TORNADO DDT FROM THE TOP ROPE CONNECTS ONTO LC! ANGEL PINS THE CHAMPION!!!
Jake Mercer: A QUICK! QUICK! QUICK! Kickout from LC. This man, this ROOKIE, should know better. That isn’t going to put away the National EXTREME Champion! Get right in your head, kid! This isn’t Mexico!
Flannery McCoy: Angel climbs back to his feet and LC is clearly dizzied from that DDT. Angel looks to take advantage here, picking LC up. Angel measures up LC and charges him… WAIT! NO! ROWS PEDAL! LC HITS ROWS PEDAL, THE REVERSE STO, AND SLAMS ANGEL FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT! LC slowly crawls over and pins Angel!
Stew-O: NO! NO! ANGEL KICKS OUT! The newcomer from Mexico is able to use his legs to kick out of that move at the very last millisecond and stay in this match. Angel is taking LC to his limit tonight on Dynasty and the crowd here in Canada are loving absolutely every minute of it.
Flannery McCoy: No doubt about it. But LC is frustrated. He’s pounding his hands on the mat and yelling at the referee for not finishing the count. LC quickly gets back to his feet here and picks Angel up violently by his mask. LC slaps Angel right in the face, causing Angel to fall to one knee. LC bounces off the ropes… AND DRIVES A KNEE RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF ANGEL! Now LC is simply stomping on the head of Angel over and over again. LC looks over to SOSA Henderson.
Lethal Consequences: (off mic) This is a sight into your future! Look closely!
Jake Mercer: LC picks Angel up. He hooks his head!!! ACCCCIIIDDDD-
Flannery McCoy: NO! ANGEL PUSHES LC AND HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES! BACK CRACKER! BACK CRACKER! Angel avoided Acid Reign and hit the champion with a back cracker. Angel slowly climbs toward the apron. It looks like Angel is going to climb to the top! He climbs slowly, clearly affected from the punishment he’s taken in this match. Angel finds his balance, standing on the top rope! He poses for the crowd — don’t waste time kid! — AND HE FLIES!! A FROG SPLASH…. BUT LC ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! Damnit! Every time it looks like Angel might get the upper-hand, every time he starts getting some momentum, LC stops him right in his tracks.
Stew-O: Yeah and Angel landed right on his stomach and nobody was home. His ribs and abdomen have to be killing him as he rolls around the mat in pain. Look at LC, though. His face says it all; he’s angry, he wanted to hit the Acid Reign and end this bout but Angel has been vigilant and he has been tenacious, kicking out again and again no matter the punishment dished out. Wait, what’s LC doing? He’s going over to the corner… but SOSA Henderson meets him there. SOSA on the outside staring down LC who is in the ring. LC grabs the National Elite Championship belt… but SOSA GETS A HOLD OF IT TOO FROM THE OUTSIDE! The referee is yelling at LC to drop the belt but SOSA won’t let go of it either.
Jake Mercer: THIS IS BULLSHIT! OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE! CALL FOR THE BELL, REF! LC HAS WON THIS MATCH!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA and LC are in a tug of war for that championship belt… but LC wanted to use it to hit Angel with, no doubt, quite probably disqualifying himself and putting an end to this match…… WAIT!!! ANGEL FROM BEHIND! ANGEL ROLLS LC UP!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: My, oh, my! Angel de Plata Jr. just got the win!
Stephie Love: Here is your winner….. ANGEL DE PLATA JUNIOOOORRRRRRRRRR!!!
Jake Mercer: This is bullshit! This is outrageous! This is blasphemy! A complete and utter disgrace!
Flannery McCoy: Angel de Plata Junior wins and LC is completely outraged. You can see SOSA Henderson on the outside smiling to the crowd. He’s really enjoying this, pumping his arms and encouraging the crowd to cheer for Angel. LC sees this and is furious.
Stew-O: Yeah but look at Angel. He couldn’t be happier with this result as he walks to the back with his head held high. Osamu Arcichida said he wasn’t worth the time of day last week and tonight on Dynasty he’s walking out with a win over the National Elite Champio-
Jake Mercer: OH GOD LOOK OUT! LC just took out SOSA Henderson who was pumping up the crowd for the win from behind on the outside. He just hit him right on the top of the head with the National EXTREME Championship. LC is laying down fists of fury onto SOSA on the outside.
Stew-O: A vicious hit from LC with that title belt. It appears SOSA Henderson has been busted clean open as blood is spilling from the top of his head. LC is now tearing apart our announce table here… what’s he doing…
Flannery McCoy: LC picks up SOSA and oh god, blood is just pouring down the face of SOSA Henderson. This is disgusting. LC brings SOSA on top of the announce table and he climbs up to… what’s he doing here… LOOK OUT!
Jake Mercer: ACCCIDDDDD REIIIIGGNNNNN!!! AN ACID REIGN RIGHT THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! Lethal Consequences has absolutely destroyed SOSA Henderson for costing him the match against Angel de Plata Jr. and who can blame the man?! Two times he’s been screwed by this reject and it is about damn time he got what was coming to him.
(The camera shows SOSA Henderson bleeding profusely, laying in a pile of rubble in the announce table.)
Stew-O: We better get some help out here. SOSA Henderson is not in good shape, folks. Stay tuned and we’ll be right back as we get some things under control here on Dynasty.
(Fathead sticker commercial starring Jenny Cien)
(The program returns from commercial break and pans to StarrStan and Angel de Plata Jr. having a conversation. It moves closer so the crowd can hear what is being said.)
StarrStan: —and it was quite impressive. You’ve shown yourself to be a real contender here on Dynasty and ever since you essentially ended the career of Eric Havoc, well, it’s hard to say I haven’t been a fan. With a win now over the National Elite Champion, there just might be a title shot coming in your near future.
Angel de Plata: I appreciate that. But honestly, now that I already beat the champion, I think it would be hard to deny me such an opportunity. Carrying on the legacy of my family is important to me and winning a championship here in EAW is one of the prime ways I’m going to do that. I know I have to start somewhere and I believe the National Elite Championship is the perfect place to do that. After all, if I’ve done it once, I can surely do it again.
???: You got lucky and now you think you deserve everything handed to you on a silver platter? This isn’t Mexico and your daddy isn’t around to get you favors, VATO.
(The camera pans over to reveal Osamu Arcichida who walks into the frame, getting into the face of Angel.)
Osamu Arcichida: I’m already a FORMER National Elite Champion. I’ve been up and down the road with this company for the past two and a half years, putting my body on the line. I’ve beaten champions, like Jenny Cien, and have I been awarded a title shot, StarrStan? Have I been given anything on a silver platter? Nope. I’ve been shunned, given nothing, and put into matches with pricks like Mike fucking Gambino. If anyone deserves a shot at Lethal Consequence and MY former title, it’s me. And only me.
StarrStan: I understand your frustra-
Angel de Plata: Last week you didn’t even want to acknowledge me. But now that I’m in title contention, suddenly you want to come into my business, interrupt my conversation with the General Manager, and put your nose where it doesn’t belong? Well guess what… too late, Osamu. Go to the back of the line where you belong and take your concerns and complaints and shove them right up your ass.
Angel de Plata: I asked you for a rematch and you denied me. So you have no business coming here and talking to me about what you deserve. You’re a coward, nothing more, and I’m too good for you to even breathe the same air that I do. Try and stay consistent and have a career worth something before you step to me again. In the meantime, I’ll be winning championships and cementing my legacy in this business.
(Angel goes to walk away… but Osamu hits him from behind.)
Stew-O: My GOD! Osamu is hammering Angel de Plata Jr. Osamu picks Angel up… and he flings him into that background sign which comes crashing down! Osamu picks Angel up again…. CLASSIVE AGGRESSIVE! Osamu Arcichida just hit the muscle buster on Angel right onto the cement in the backstage area, and right at the feet of our General Manager!
Flannery McCoy: Osamu spitting on Angel, adding insult to injury here, and staring down StarrStan before walking away from the scene of the crime. This was an absolute cheap attack and a disgusting display on behalf of Osamu tonight, just because he didn’t get something many say he doesn’t even deserve.
Jake Mercer: Osamu is a world class athlete and former National Extreme Champion. Besides, this is exactly what this idiot gets for taking advantage of Lethal Consequences when he was vulnerable and stealing the win.
(The camera pans to StarrStan checking on Angel de Plata Jr. before fading away.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… the following is a Champion versus Champion match, and it is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first..
(‘Jenny From The Block (Track Masters Remix)’ by Jennifer Lopez, Jadakiss, and Styles P. hits and the crowd begins cheering as Jenny Cien makes her way out to the stage. She has the New Breed Championship around her waist and a smile on her face as she begins making her way down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Making her way to the ring… From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.. Weighing in at 145 pounds.. SHE IS THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION, JJJJEENNNNYYYY CCIIIIEEEENNN!!!!
Stew-O: Jenny Cien made her presence felt in a major way this past Voltage essentially snatching contendership for the Unified Womens World Championship while at the same time being New Breed Champ. A page out of Raven Roberts’ book! She has had a few ups and downs, but all in all she’s made a great New Breed Champion and looks to add even more to her resume. By now I’m sure she already understands the pressure of being a Champion, something she definitely has over her opponent.
Jake Mercer: Well you may be right seeing as Darcy May Morgan only just beat Andrea Valentine for the Specialists Championship, but what does it matter who has more experience being Champion? Darcy May Morgan is just as impressive as Jenny Cien, and let’s not forget Darcy started wrestling in EAW before Jenny did.
Flannery McCoy: Well that may be true, but I think experience isn’t an argument we should use at all. I think we should just wait and see what happens, both competitors here are great in their own right.
(‘Spotlight Savior’ by Iggy Azalea follows, and the crowd begins booing as Darcy May Morgan comes out to the stage. She has her new Specialists Championship around her waist, and she has a cocky grin as she looks at Jenny Cien, who’s waiting by ringside, before finally walking down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent… From London, England… Weighing in at 133 pounds… SHE IS THE EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION, DAAAARRCCYYY MAAYYY MOOOOORRGAANNN!!!!
Jake Mercer: Well, you could be right Flan, but the Dropkick Darling is no one to mess with! Outside of EAW she’s done so much! Don’t forget that one match she won back in 1993 where she managed to win with her hands tied behind her back!
Flannery McCoy: Darcy wasn’t even born in 1993..
Jake Mercer: My bad, I meant 2003.
Flannery McCoy: She was 9..
Stew-O: Anyways, both competitors have been through a lot already to be Champion. We’ve seen Jenny’s most recent performance at House of Glass, retaining the New Breed Championship against Aniyah Mitchell and Archimedes J. Manson. Darcy May Morgan won the Specialists Championship defeating without a doubt one of the best EAW has to offer in Andrea Valentine. Let’s give this one a go, I’m sure this will be a match nobody wants to miss!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: And this champion versus champion match is now underway! Darcy May Morgan, the new Specialists Champion, and Jenny Cien, the New Breed Champion! Darcy and Jenny quickly engaging in a collar and elbow tie up, and it looks like the two are struggling to see who’ll get the upper hand! It looks like Darcy is quickly able to gain control as she gets Jenny into a headlock, but that doesn’t last too long as Jenny picks Darcy up- BUT DARCY LANDS ON HER FEET! Jenny charging towards Darcy but Darcy grabs her arm, and now she has Jenny in a hammerlock! Jenny is able to fight out of it though as she uses her free arm to hit elbows towards Darcy, and now there’s a drop toe hold by Jenny! Jenny now with a grounded headlock!
Jake Mercer: The Dropkick Darling is seemingly in trouble now as Jenny has that headlock applied, but even that doesn’t last too long as Darcy has found her way to one foot! Jenny is trying to keep the submission applied, but Darcy is back on both feet, and she brings Jenny to the ropes, causing the New Breed Champ to bounce off and release the submission! DARCY WITH A DROPKICK! That dropkick dropped Jenny, but she’s able to roll back to her feet as neither competitor took too much damage yet! Darcy is able to capitalize though as she irish whips Jenny into the corner and charges in- BUT JENNY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! JENNY NOW ROLLING DARCY UP!
Flannery McCoy: Immediate kick out by Darcy but Jenny is able to capitalize off of the roll up as she grabs the Specialists Champion, AND THERE’S A SNAP SUPLEX! Darcy rolling out of the ring, seemingly trying to either stall or recover, but Jenny isn’t going to allow that as she follows behind! Jenny grabbing Darcy by the neck, and she throws- NO! DARCY TURNED IT AROUND AND SENT JENNY INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! DARCY ROLLING JENNY BACK INTO THE RING, AND THERE’S A SMILE ON HER FACE AS SHE GOES FOR A COVER OF HER OWN!
Stew-O: Jenny kicks out! Darcy lifting Jenny up now, and it looks like she’s already setting up for the IMprettier- BUT JENNY MANAGES TO PUSH DARCY INTO THE ROPES! HURRICANRANA BY JENNY! DARCY IS ABLE TO QUICKLY GET TO A KNEE, BUT THERE’S A DROPKICK DIRECTLY TO DARCY’S FACE, CAUSING HER TO FALL THROUGH THE ROPES! JENNY CIEN NOW RUNNING THE ROPES- BUT DARCY STOPS HER WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK AS SHE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO MAKE IT BACK UP TO THE APRON IN TIME! DARCY NOW MAKING HER WAY TO THE TOP ROPE, AND YOU’VE GOT TO WONDER WHAT SHE’S LOOKING TO GO FOR!
Jake Mercer: NO! JENNY STOPS DARCY RIGHT IN HER TRACKS AS SHE PUSHED HER FEET OUT FROM UNDER HER! DARCY IS STUCK ON THE TOP ROPE AND NOW JENNY IS LOOKING TO FOLLOW HER UP TO THE TOP! JENNY WITH THE FRONT FACELOCK ON DARCY ON THE TOP ROPE! DON’T TELL ME WE’RE GOING THIS BIG SO EARLY ON!! SUPERPLEX- NO! DARCY MANAGED TO SLIDE DOWN THE TURNBUCKLES AT THE LAST SECOND, AND SHE PULLS JENNY OFF THE TOP ROPE!! SIT OUT POWERBOMB BY THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!! THAT WAS A HUGE POWERBOMB, BUT DARCY ISN’T GOING FOR THE COVER!
Flannery McCoy: NO, INSTEAD IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S AIMING TO CAPITALIZE! DARCY THROWING JENNY INTO THE ROPES, AND THERE’S A SIT-OUT SPINEBUSTER THIS TIME!! AND LOOK AT THIS, DARCY IS GOING FOR THE COVER! CAN SHE PUT AWAY THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!?
Flannery McCoy: JENNY KICKS OUT ONCE AGAIN! Darcy looks frustrated that she couldn’t get the job done there but you’ve got to remember that Jenny is the New Breed Champion for a reason. Both competitors here were in the divide and conquer match together but it’s Jenny who came out on top with the Championship.
Stew-O: That is true, but remember it’s PURE Champion Jake Smith who eliminated Darcy and lost to Jenny. This is the first time these two actually are getting the chance to face each other. Darcy now picking Jenny up, and I think Darcy is looking to finish this as she has her up in a fireman’s carry! WAIT, NO! JENNY ELBOWING DARCY’S HEAD, AND I THINK SHE’S TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF HER HOLD! YES! JENNY MANAGES TO GET OFF OF DARCY’S SHOULDERS, AND NOW SHE CHARGES TOWARDS HER- JUST TO GET CAUGHT AGAIN!! THE CURTAIN CALL!!!
Jake Mercer: NO! JENNY LANDED ON HER FEET AND CAUGHT DARCY’S LEG! DRAGON SCREW BY JENNY! JENNY NOW SPRINTING UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S READY TO DIVE, SHE’S GOT DARCY IN POSITION!! JENNY-SAULT!!! THE JENNY-SAULT CONNECTS, AND I THINK THIS MAY BE IT! JENNY MAY BEAT THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION HERE! THE COVER NOW BY JENNY CIEN!!
Flannery McCoy: DARCY GETS THE SHOULDER UP!! NOW IT’S JENNY WHO’S IN SHOCK AS DARCY MANAGED TO SURVIVE THAT JENNY-SAULT! The fight of these two competitors here can’t go unappreciated here. They’re both giving it their all in order to prove that they’re the best champion between the two. Jenny now slowly climbing back up to the top rope, and this time it looks like it’s the New Breed Champion closing in on a victory! THE 100% SPLASH!!!
Stew-O: IT DOESN’T CONNECT!!! DARCY MANAGED TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND, AND JENNY CRASHED ONTO THE MAT! DARCY IS PULLING HERSELF TOWARDS THE CORNER, MEANWHILE JENNY IS DOWN! DARCY IS SLOWLY MAKING IT BACK UP TO HER FEET, AND SHE’S YELLING FOR JENNY TO GET UP! JENNY IS SLOWLY MANAGING TO DO SO BUT SHE DOESN’T SEEM TO KNOW WHERE SHE IS! DARCY JUST MIGHT WIN THIS! FACE ACHE!!!
Jake Mercer: NO! JENNY DUCKED THE SUPERKICK, AND THERE’S THE JENNY CUTTER!!! JENNY IS UNABLE TO CAPITALIZE THOUGH, SHE’S STILL WORN OUT AFTER MISSING THAT IMPLODING 450 SPLASH! JENNY NOW SLOWLY TRYING TO CRAWL OVER TO DARCY, BUT LOOK AT THAT RING AWARENESS! DARCY MANAGED TO ROLL OUT ONTO THE APRON BEFORE JENNY COULD COVER HER! JENNY IS IN PURE DISBELIEF, BUT SHE KNOWS THAT SHE HAS TO KEEP GOING IF SHE WANTS TO BEAT DARCY MAY MORGAN!
Flannery McCoy: Jenny now slowly getting back to her feet, and now it looks like she’s gonna try and bring Darcy back into the ring! Jenny pulling Darcy back up- BUT THERE’S A FOREARM BY DARCY! That forearm caused Jenny to stumble back a bit, and it looks like Darcy has something in mind! Darcy running up to the top- NO! NO WAY!! JENNY CIEN JUST SHOVED DARCY OFF THE TOP ROPE, AND DARCY JUST FELL OUT OF THE RING, HITTING THE APRON ON THE WAY DOWN! THAT DIDN’T LOOK TOO GOOD BUT JENNY IS WASTING NO TIME IN TRYING TO CAPITALIZE AS SHE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!
Stew-O: JENNY GRABBING DARCY, AND NOW SHE SENDS THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE! JENNY PICKING DARCY UP AGAIN, AND NOW SHE SENDS HER INTO THE BARRICADE ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE RING! DARCY IS IN A LOT OF TROUBLE AS SHE CAN’T EVEN SEEM TO DEFEND HERSELF FROM THIS ASSAULT BY JENNY! JENNY NOW, THROWING DARCY INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!
Jake Mercer: NO! DARCY JUMPED ONTO THE STEEL STEPS, AND NOW SHE’S RUNNING ON THE APRON TOWARDS JENNY! DIVING CLOTHESLINE OFF THE APRON BY DARCY MAY MORGAN!! WHAT A WAY TO BRING HERSELF BACK INTO THIS MATCH! DARCY NOW GRABBING JENNY, AND SHE SLAMS HER FACE FIRST ONTO THE APRON!! DARCY NOT FINISHED YET THOUGH, AS SHE SENDS JENNY FACE FIRST INTO THE RING POST!! DARCY NOW ROLLING JENNY BACK INTO THE RING, BEFORE FINALLY FOLLOWING BEHIND!
Flannery McCoy: Darcy is taking a while to get to her feet, seemingly taking time to recover knowing that Jenny isn’t getting back up yet herself. Darcy now pulling herself into the corner once again, and now that we’re this far into the match, I have a feeling we may actually be seeing the end this time! Jenny is slowly getting back up as Darcy gets ready! DARCY MAY MORGAN NOW CHARGING IN!!! DON’T DISS DARCY-
Stew-O: DROP TOE HOLD BY JENNY!! JENNY AVOIDED THE BICYCLE KNEE BY DARCY, AND NOW SHE’S FOUND A WAY TO GET BACK INTO THIS! DARCY IS HUNG UP ON THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND JENNY LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS SOMETHING IN MIND RIGHT ABOUT NOW! JENNY NOW RUNNING THE ROPES- BUT SHE JUST RAN RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK!! DARCY JUST HIT A SUPERKICK OUT OF NOWHERE, AND THAT’S WHAT SHE CALLS THE FACE ACHE!! DARCY NOW DROPPING ONTO JENNY FOR THE COVER, I THINK THIS MAY BE IT!!
Jake Mercer: WHAT!? NO, NO WAY! THE REFEREE STOPPING JUST BEFORE THREE, JENNY GOT HER FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!! DARCY YELLING AT THE REFEREE, AND IT’S REASONABLE FOR HER TO BE UPSET RIGHT NOW, SHE HAD THE MATCH WON JUST NOW! THERE’S NO WAY JENNY WOULD’VE KICKED OUT OF THAT FACE ACHE, BUT SOMEHOW THE ROPES MANAGED TO SAVE THE MATCH FOR THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!
Flannery McCoy: Darcy made a mistake that could cost her the match by not watching out for her surroundings. Darcy now pulling Jenny into the center of the ring, and there’s another cover, can she get the job done this time!?
Flannery McCoy: JENNY KICKS OUT! This match is still on and at the moment there’s nobody but Darcy to blame! Darcy now slowly pulling Jenny up by her hair, and she doesn’t look happy! CUTTER BY DARCY- NO! JENNY PULLS DARCY INTO A SCHOOL BOY!! JENNY’S GONNA STEAL THE MATCH!!
Stew-O: KICK OUT BY DARCY!! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE BACK ON THEIR FEET BUT NOW IT’S DARCY ROLLING JENNY UP, AND LOOK AT THAT! DARCY HAS HER FEET ON THE ROPES FOR LEVERAGE AND THE REFEREE DOESN’T EVEN NOTICE!!
Stew-O: JENNY STILL MANAGES TO KICK OUT!! DARCY ATTEMPTING ANOTHER SUPERKICK BUT IT’S DUCKED BY JENNY! JENNY NOW ATTEMPTING ANOTHER JENNY CUTTER BUT DARCY PUSHES HER AWAY! TTYN- NO! JENNY JUST BARELY DODGES THAT LEFT HANDED PUNCH, AND THERE’S A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! JENNY NOW RUNNING THE ROPES, AND THERE’S A SHINING WIZARD TO DARCY!!
Jake Mercer: Darcy looks completely stunned by that shining wizard! Jenny now grabbing Darcy, AND SHE SENDS HER SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST!! DARCY HOLDING HER SHOULDER AFTER GETTING OUT OF THE CORNER, BUT THERE’S AN ARM DRAG BY JENNY!! DARCY MANAGES TO QUICKLY GET BACK TO HER FEET AND CHARGE TOWARDS JENNY, BUT JENNY DUCKS A LARIAT BEFORE DELIVERING A SECOND ARM DRAG, FOLLOWED BY AN ARMBAR!!
Flannery McCoy: JENNY HAS THAT ARMBAR LOCKED IN, AND I DON’T THINK DARCY HAS ANYWHERE TO GO! DARCY TRYING TO LOCK HER ARMS TOGETHER BUT I DON’T KNOW HOW LONG THAT’LL LAST! JENNY IS TRYING TO PULL ON THAT SAME ARM THAT WAS SENT CRASHING INTO THAT RINGPOST- BUT LOOK AT THAT!! DARCY MANAGES TO GET TO HER KNEES AND GET JENNY’S SHOULDERS DOWN! THE REFEREE BEGINNING TO COUNT!
Stew-O: NO! JENNY KICKS OUT, CAUSING HER TO RELEASE THE SUBMISSION! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE BACK UP, AND DARCY RUNS AT JENNY! DON’T DISS DARCY- NO! JENNY SIDESTEPS DARCY, AND THERE’S THE JENNY CUTTER!! JENNY ISN’T GOING FOR THE COVER THOUGH, INSTEAD I THINK SHE’S AIMING TO GO UP TOP! JENNY CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND THE CROWD IS GETTING LOUDER AS DARCY IS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! JENNY-SAUUUULLT- WAIT WHAT!?
Jake Mercer: TALON!!! WHAT ON EARTH?!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME, SHE SHOULDN’T BE HERE RIGHT NOW! JUST AS JENNY WENT FOR THE DIVE, RAVEN ROBERTS JUST NAILED HER WITH THE TALON!! THE REFEREE NOW CALLING FOR THE BELL, THIS MATCH IS OVER!! JENNY CIEN IS DOWN AND OUT, WHAT A STATEMENT MADE BY THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION AS DARCY TAKES THE OPPORTUNITY TO ROLL OUT OF THE RING!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: IT’S PRETTY OBVIOUS THAT THIS MATCH HAS ENDED IN A NO CONTEST, BUT WHAT IS RAVEN DOING!? SHE JUST HIT THAT HUGE TALON IN THE MIDDLE OF A DIVING MOONSAULT FROM JENNY, AND NOW SHE’S JUST LOOKING DOWN AT THE NEW BREED CHAMPION! Wait, oh no! IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S NOT DONE JUST YET!
Jake Mercer: RAVEN IS BACKING UP INTO THE CORNER, AND SHE LOOKS FIRED UP AS SHE’S WAITING FOR JENNY TO GET BACK TO HER FEET! DARCY TOOK THIS TIME TO MAKE HER WAY BACKSTAGE, AND JENNY PROBABLY WISHES SHE COULD DO THE SAME RIGHT NOW, BUT AT THIS POINT I DON’T THINK SHE EVEN KNOWS WHAT’S COMING! JENNY IS SLOWLY USING THE ROPES TO PULL HERSELF TO HER FEET, WATCH OUT JENNY!!
Flannery McCoy: TALON!!!!!! A SECOND TALON CONNECTS BY THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!! JENNY IS OUT, AND RAVEN LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS A SMILE ON HER FACE AFTER LAYING OUT THE NEW BREED CHAMPION! THE CROWD HERE DOESN’T SEEM TO EVEN KNOW HOW TO REACT, WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE!?
Stew-O: I wish I could sit here and talk about that excellent performance by the two women in this match, but now we’ll never know how it was going to end! Raven cost us all that match and I don’t think she really cares, as stated before, she just sent a message to the New Breed Champion.
(Raven Roberts slowly begins walking out of the ring, before picking up her Universal Women’s Championship she left at ringside. She then makes her way back into the ring, and stands over Jenny Cien holding up the Championship, before Dynasty slowly transitions into another segment.)
(Screenbar — “FIGHT GRID EXCLUSIVE: EARLIER TODAY IN CALGARY”)
(The camera feed transitions to the outside of a Louis Vuitton store in Alberta, Canada, where Serena Bennett is seen tapping away vigorously on her gold iPhone 11 Pro Max. She is being trailed by several of her assistants who are each carrying half a dozen Louis Vuitton shopping bags full.)
Serena Bennett: Let’s go, y’all, keep up. This was only the first stop–we got several other stores to cover before the day ends, brehs. Not to mention we gotta sort through this shit, pack it up, and ship it back to California–oh, what the fuck? An EAW crew? Maaaan. Fuck y’all want? Damn.
(Anna C. Flowers enters the shot, beckoning the camera to move closer to Serena Bennett and her entourage, an annoyed look reading on Serena’s face as she was completely unprepared for an interview at the given moment.)
Anna C. Flowers: Serena Bennett, so good to see you again, and I’m sorry to interrupt your Black Friday shopping spree, but us at Fight Grid–myself especially–wanted to get some insight from you regarding your Universal Women’s Title Contendership match scheduled at Road to Redemption against Sienna Jade! Anything you think you’d like to share regarding your feelings for the match?
(Anna raises the microphone to Serena’s lips, enthusiastically awaiting a response. Serena raises her eyebrows at Anna before opening her mouth to speak.)
Serena Bennett: Hold up. “Black Friday shopping?”
(Serena looks once over her shoulder towards the Louis Vuitton store, and turns back to Anna. Serena flips her hair out of her face before clapping her hands together and pursing her lips.)
Serena Bennett: Bitch, do this look like a outlet store to you or somethin’? Comin’ in here talmbout “Black Friday” sales. I’m Black every Friday, sis. And I hop in a car, get my chauffeur to drive my Black ass to the store, and I pay full retail price for whatever it is I want, whatever my lil’ sister wants, whatever my dad wants, hell, what do you want Anna? Anything, you name it, it’s yours. Need a new pair of shoes? A handbag? Some sunglasses? What you want, girl?
Anna C. Flowers: Um–n-no, Serena, I–that won’t be necessary.
Serena Bennett: Nah. I know it ain’t. But don’t try to look shy now, I bet you’d love that I buy you a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ from in there. But I don’t care about you like that, no offense, so you not gettin’ nothin’ for free from me. I just needed you to know, sis, that I got it like that. I don’t give a damn about you, but I’ma still flex on a hoe and throw some money at you ‘cause I can. Like I’m worried about a sale. Who do you think I am? Chris Elite? Jenny Cien?! Yawn. Nah, beloved, that’s that broke hoe shit, and I know nothin’ about that–not anymore. That’s the kind of behaviors and lifestyles I work to avoid–waitin’ for prices to drop, hoping to get a good deal on some shit that’s on sale, that’s shit I can’t afford to stress about anymore, no pun intended. If I want it, I’m buyin’ it, no questions asked. I don’t even check the price tags anymore. Look at me now–yes, I’m wearing Prada, but I fuck with Louis too, don’t get me wrong. And y’all “iNfLuEnCeRs” still gettin’ off on Fashion Nova, Forever 21, broke girl shit. Yawn. Them deals ain’t nothing but a quick check. Y’all see the changes, don’t you? See, I’m a different person than I was the last time we met back in February, sis. My mind is on cloud nine. I’m more booked and far more busy than I used to be. Since that Specialists chamber at last year’s Road to Redemption, and my title match at King of Elite, Serena Bennett has evolved into a whole new breed of competitor, a whole different kind of Elitist, ya digg? Ain’t nobody doing the shit that I’m doin’. Not a single person Got yet another opportunity to steal a free-per-view in a couple weeks and you wanna approach me talmbout Black Friday sales, I can’t deal with you right now, Sofia. How the fuck you think I feel about Sienna Jade? You think I’m surprised that I ended up facin’ her again so soon already? That bitch got nothin’ on me, truthfully. It’s why that sneak attack was her best bet to bring herself a sense of relevancy, to make it so that she could fuck around on Dynasty doin’ all that fuck shit she’s known for and wouldn’t have me to put an end to it, ‘cause you already know I would have–like I did the day I became medically cleared and stopped that bitch and her bumass, good for nothin’ sugar daddy from fuckin’ TLA over. No way, bitch, that’s the kind of shit I don’t tolerate. She knows what’s up, tho. Bitch ain’t tryna fuck with me anymore, no ma’am, she know it’s not in her best interest to get too close to me, to be all up in my face, or to dare lay a hand on me now that I’m fully aware. No better than her silicon injected friend Kassidy. Birds of a feather. I’m tired of both them sneaky bitches, but it is what it is. I’m more than ready to take her on and put her annoyin’ ass up on the shelf again. I ain’t worried.
Anna C. Flowers: Well. Um. Thanks, Serena!
Serena Bennett: You got it, boo.
Anna C. Flowers: I just have one last question–how gosh dang big is your closet back home that you can really fit all of these clothes?!
(Serena lets out a light chuckle.)
Serena Bennett: Nah, Anna, all this stuff–this ain’t for me. This was supposed to be a surprise, but I guess EAW just had to be all in my business today now I gotta spoil it. I’m buyin’ designer bags, shoes, suits, skirts, shirts, belts, bras, dresses, makeup, various other personal hygiene products, and I’m donating it all to women’s shelters in Compton. Tryna motivate these women to look the part when it comes to lookin’ for a job, killin’ that interview, makin’ a statement, feelin’ good about yourself, gettIn’ your life back on track. To play the part, you gotta look the part, you feel me?
Anna C. Flowers: Wow, Serena! That’s…actually kind of amazing. Absolutely inspiring. I love everything about that.
Serena Bennett: Yeah, your second favorite Elitist could never. But that’s fine. And no need to tell me, Anna. Y’all know I love to cater to myself and buy whatever I want, spend as much as possible on my friends and family, and the holiday season just kicked off, ain’t it? The season of giving and thankfulness and new beginnings and alladat. It makes perfect sense for me to start at home. I know my city and its struggle all too well. Shit that goes on in that city is enough to turn a good kid into a menace, a tragedy, a statistic. That deep rooted trauma is gon’ end with me. I’ma show all y’all that there’s more for us than life on the streets, then spending your time wondering whether you and your kids gon’ be safe at night no matter who’s neighborhood they walkin’ through. My stupid, reckless, naive ass, I’m lucky to have made it out alive, lucky to have been able to push myself and motivate myself to keep wanting more and never settling for what white America decided I was destined for. Even after all I’ve managed to do for myself, that ain’t enough. I’m not gon’ stop ‘til all of Compton, all my people, are doing just as well, if not, better than I am right now. And that’s a fact. That’s a promise. Plenty else has changed, but not that. It’s always gon’ be about providing for Black people everywhere, about bein’ a role model, about changing lives, one day at a time. I told y’all from the jump, from the very beginning that I was going to make a difference in this industry. Look where I’m at already, not even a full year later. I’m damn proud of it, too. Took a dollar and turned it into a million, make my whole city rich. Get on my level. Yeah, sis, I built this. This all me. Brick by brick, this legacy, this career, this future Hall-of-Fame inductee status, this influence–and to think I have mostly myself to thank for it. It’s mind blowing. Wouldn’t you say so?
Anna C. Flowers: You’re right, Serena. It definitely is. Thank you.
(Serena smiles at Anna and then at the camera before turning to her entourage and making their way to their next destination. The camera fades elsewhere.)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the middle of the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a TAG TEAM MATCH! And it is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(“Can I Live” by Jay-Z plays to boos as Impact comes out to the stage. He stands at the ramp for a moment before walking straight to the ring with a big smirk on his face)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Seattle Washington, weighing in at 240 pounds… IMPACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: The last time we saw Impact in the ring he faced his own girlfriend Sienna Jade-
Jake Mercer: Yeah and it was all for nothing! Serena Bennett came out and interfered attacking both of them resulting in a disqualification!
Flannery McCoy: It was a bit harsh sure. But that’s not Impact’s main priority tonight. Impact used his GAWD Contract to make sure he was in the Extreme Elimination Chamber and now he has to face the backlash that is the others in this match. Whilst Impact might not care he is in for a fight tonight!
(Impact walks up the steel steps and goes to the apron. But before he can finish “Can I Live” fades out. It’s silent for a few moments as Impact clearly looks angered before “Shitlist” by L7 plays to loud cheers as Cage makes his way out to the ring. He looks extremely pumped up as he goes down to the ring warming up along the way)
Stephie Love: And his partner, residing in Edmonton Alberta Canada, weighing in at 227 pounds… THIS, IS, CAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Last week Cage moved onto qualify for the Extreme Elimination Chamber after beating a very talented performer in Justin Windgate.
Flannery McCoy: And with that he now gets a taste of his opponents tonight. We also have to factor in the fact that his opponents also have pinfall victories over him. With the combined help of Impact will that help him in any way to pull out the win?
Jake Mercer: Of course it will because Impact is the GOAT! Both of his opponents are talented sure but Impact and Cage have the long term advantage being in EAW since the 1940s! Sure they might hate each other, but time is on their side tonight for sure.
(Cage enters the ring and circles around before going to the ropes and yelling in the air. He goes over to his corner and crouches as Impact is forced to move out of the way for him as “Shitlist” fades out. “Another One Bites The Dust” by Queen plays to cheers as the Visual Prophet comes down to the stage. He spins around raising his arms in the air before making his way to the ring. He gets to the ramp and quickly “Another One Bites The Dust” gets replaced by “Ready For War” by Adelitas Way as Drake King comes out to the stage. He raises his arms in the air before making his way to the ring)
Stephie Love: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 450 pounds… THE TEAM OF, DRAKE KING, AND THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Drake King and Viz are back in action tonight! Last week they got a win over the World Heavyweight Champion TLA and El Landerson, could they possibly replicate that tonight?
Flannery McCoy: Remember the opposing possibility of Kassidy Heart interfering in this match. But I’m sure Drake and Viz have a chance for sure!
Jake Mercer: You guys are uncultured swines! They’re a makeshift tag team who are in the same match together for a championship! They’re bound to betray each other at some point right?
Flannery McCoy: Impact and Cage are too.
Jake Mercer: :oh:
(Drake enters the ring and goes to his corner before going to the top rope and raising his arms in the air again. He hops off and takes a look at The Visual Prophet, both exchange a nod to each other as “Ready For War” fades out and the Ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this match is underway Drake and Impact starting it off. Drake and Impact have a fabled history has Impact beat Drake to retain his World Heavyweight Championship at Territorial Invasion! Could we possibly see a repeat tonight? Drake and Impact don’t need to lock up as they burst out of the gate! Drake slowly walking up to Impact! BUT IMPACT SLAPS HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE! Drake shoves him away as Impact runs to him! DROP TOE HOLD TAKING THE HALL OF FAMER DOWN!!!
Flannery McCoy: Impact quickly crawls up to his feet as Drake looks for another one! BUT IMPACT JUMPS OVER DRAKE AND RUNS TO THE ROPES AS HE GETS TO A KNEE! RUNNING DOUBLE KNEES RIGHT TO DRAKE KING! Drake falls flat to the ground but he’s already quickly getting to his feet as Impact is waiting for him! CLOTHESLINE- NO! Drake ducks under and rebounds off the ropes! SLINGBLADE TO IMPACT!!!
Jake Mercer: Impact sits up quickly as Drake runs to the ropes once more! PENALTY KICK- NO! IMPACT ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND GETS TO HIS FEET! ATOMIC DROP STUNNING DRAKE! ENZIGURI! Impact grabs Drake and launches him into his corner as as Impact runs to him-
Stew-O: CAGE TAGS HIMSELF IN! Impact clearly looks confused but he’s not in the mood of arguing as he pulls Drake out of the corner! Impact holds Drake up as Cage steps back! PUNCH TO THE GUT- NO! DRAKE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS CAGE HITS IMPACT IN THE GUT! Impact looks angered as could we possibly be seeing dissention in this team? Drake wasting no time crawling to his feet but Cage quickly grabs him! HOOK AND LADDER! Drake slammed face first to the ground as Cage steps back! ELBOW DROP RIGHT TO THE BACK OF DRAKE KING! Drake yells in pain as he reaches out to his corner! Cage lifting him up quickly as Drake is helpless! CAGE YANKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND BY THE HAIR!!!
Flannery McCoy: Drake is in immense pain as Cage brings him back up! DRAKE PUSHES HIM INTO HIS CORNER! He looks to tag in Viz but Cage pushes him away before he can do so! Cage runs at Drake! DRAKE WITH A MIDSECTION SUPERKICK AS CAGE FALLS TO A KNEE! SUPERKICK AGAIN! Cage is barely up by a limb as Drake grabs him! SNAP SUPLEX!!!
Jake Mercer: Cage grabs his back in pain as Drake still has more pain he wants to inflict on the Hall of Famer! Cage reaches out for the ropes as Drake runs to the ropes! DRAKE KICKING CAGE RIGHT IN THE GUT FLIPPING HIM OVER TO HIS BACK! Drake stumbles to a corner to catch his breath!
Stew-O: VIZ TAGS HIMSELF IN! Viz enters this match at full force as Cage gets to his feet! CLOTHESLINE! Cage is down but he isn’t staying down for long as he quickly gets to his feet! ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE! Cage stumbles off to the ropes as Viz runs! BUT CAGE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND THROWS VIZ OUT OF THE RING! But Viz hangs on as Cage leans against the ropes! KICK RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF CAGE’S HEAD! I think Viz is looking to end this match early as he goes to the top rope!
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT! IMPACT PUSHING VIZ OFF THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE CANVAS! Viz is stunned as he diverts his attention to Impact who I think is proud of himself as he has a smirk on his face! BUT CAGE! OLD SCHOOL EXPULSION!!! CAGE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE DISTRACTION AS HE GOES FOR A PIN ATTEMPT HERE!!!
Jake Mercer: VIZ KICKS OUT! Cage is shaking his head as he gets to his feet practically yelling at Viz to get to is! CAGE GOING FOR THE COQUINA CLUTCH- BUT VIZ DUCKS UNDER AS CAGE FALLS INTO THE ROPES BOUNCING OFF IT! BACK SUPLEX BY VIZ! Cage stands straight up as he stumbles for his corner aimlessly! BUT VIZ WITH AN AXE HANDLE TAKING HIM TO A KNEE! SNAPMARE TAKING CAGE DOWN!!!
Stew-O: Cage grabs his face as he grabs a hold of the ropes. Viz bringing him up and sending him into a irish whip to the ropes! Cage grabs a hold of the ropes as Viz runs at him! CAGE WITH AN ELBOW RIGHT TO HIS FACE SENDING THE VISUAL PROPHET BACK! Viz runs at him as he shakes it off! CAGE THROWING VIZ RIGHT OUT OF THE RING! Viz is stunned as he grabs a hold of the barricade not realizing what Cage has in store for him! SUICIDE DIVE BY CAGE TAKING THE VISUAL PROPHET DOWN!!!
Flannery McCoy: Cage grabbing Viz and rolling him into the ring as he goes up to the apron and scales the turnbuckle! CROSSBODY TO VIZ TAKING HIM DOWN- BUT VIZ HE ROLLS THROUGH! BACKBREAKER RIGHT TO CAGE! Drake practically begging for the tag as Viz drags Cage over to him!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE IS TAGGED IN! Drake enters the ring quickly and wastes no time hammering punches down on Cage! Cage shoves him away as he quickly gets to his feet! BUT DRAKE RUNS! SUPERKICK! Cage sent into the corner as Drake runs at him! CORNER CLOTHESLINE TAKING HIM DOWN! Cage falls into a sitting position as Drake runs! DOUBLE KNEES- NO! CAGE PULLS HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING AS DRAKE’S KNEE COLLIDES WITH THE TURNBUCKLE! Drake stumbles up to his feet as Cage slides in through the opposite side! DIAMOND CUTTER!!! CAGE GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
Stew-O: DRAKE KICKS OUT! Cage rolls up to his feet and pulls Drake up with him! Cage irish whips Drake into his corner!
Flannery McCoy: Impact gets tagged in as he slowly enters the ring. It seems he was enjoying the moments he had where he wasn’t in this match.
Stew-O:: IMPACT TAGS CAGE BACK IN! Cage looks confused but also frustrated at the same time as he enters the ring again!
Flannery McCoy: CAGE WITH A CHOP RIGHT TO THE GUT OF IMPACT AS HE SLIDES OUT OF THE RING! Cage clearly looks angered now as Impact is forced to enter this match! Impact lands a few punches to Drake before throwing him to the center of the ring! Impact goes to the middle ropes as Drake gets to his feet! AXE HANDLE TAKING DRAKE DOWN! Impact with a smirk as he walks around practically toying with Drake at the moment! Impact brings him up! SUPLEX!!!
Jake Mercer: Drake grabs his back as he slowly gets up to his feet! Impact landing a punch on his back keeping him down but not for long as he gets to his feet! DRAKE WITH A FOREARM TO IMPACT! Impact quickly hitting him with a gut kick but Drake stands straight up again! ANOTHER ONE! Drake isn’t going down so easily as he lands down multiple punches right down to the face of the 9 time World Champion! Impact falls against the ropes but bounces up and lands a punch on Drake creating some distance between the two! DRAKE RUNS! IMPACT WITH A DROPKICK- NO! DRAKE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! KICK! SNAP DDT TAKING DOWN IMPACT!!!
Stew-O: Impact rolls over trying to grab the ropes but Drake grabs him before he can do so! Drake brings him up by one arm! SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE- NO! Impact ducks under and grabs Drake before he can do anything! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK BACKBREAKER! Impact has the advantage now as Drake rolls around in pain! Impact running to the ropes and leaping off! FLIGHT SIGHTS! IMPACT LANDS RIGHT ON DRAKE AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE KICKS OUT!!! Impact sits up and rolls to his feet. He brings Drake up as Drake goes for a punch! IMPACT BLOCKS! Drake pushes him away but Impact runs! RUNNING BULLDOG TAKING DRAKE DOWN! Drake grabs his face as Impact brings him up by the hair! DROPKICK- NO! DRAKE DROPS DOWN! Impact grabbing his legs! BUT DRAKE PUSHES AWAY! Impact stumbles back as Drake gets to his feet! Impact runs at him! SUPERKICK! Impact spins around as Drake grabs him! RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE! Impact stunned but he’s still standing as Drake spins! DISCUS CLOTHESLINE TAKING IMPACT DOWN!!!
Jake Mercer: The Carolina Wrestling Coalition Super G1 Tournament winner truly has a heart of gold tonight!
Stew-O: Seriously what is with you at that made up tournament.
Jake Mercer: It’s not made up! I saw it with my own eyes on a VHS recording that caught on fire as soon as I finished it. Guess not even the VHS player could handle the smoke from Drake King :wow:. Drake brings Impact up! Drake with a knee doubling Impact over! FALCON ARROW!!! KING’S WASTELAND CONNECTS ONTO IMPACT! DRAKE GOES TO THE TOP ROPE! PHOENIX SPLASH!!! IMPACT IS DOWN AND OUT AS DRAKE GOES FOR THE PIN POSSIBLY SECURING THE WIN FOR HIS TEAM!!!
Stew-O: CAGE! CAGE BREAKS UP THE PIN! VIZ ENTERS THE RING AND MAKES A RUN FOR CAGE! CAGE THROWS VIZ OUT OF THE RING! Cage climbs up to the top rope what does he have in store! AXE HANDLE TO THE OUTSIDE TAKING OUT VIZ! Drake is trying to take in all of this as he’s confused! IMPACT! IMPACT PULLING DRAKE DOWN INTO A JACKKNIFE PIN BUT PUSHES HIM AWAY AS HE SETS HIM UP! FIST OF FURY-
Flannery McCoy: NO! DRAKE BLOCKS THE RIGHT HOOK! DRAKE LANDS ONE OF THIS OWN! But Impact fights back with a flurry of punches pushing Drake away before sending him into the ropes with a irish whip! IMPACT WITH A BOOT RIGHT TO DRAKE’S FACE! BUT DRAKE STAYS UP! BICYCLE KICK SENDING IMPACT BACK! DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! BOTH DRAKE AND IMPACT ARE TAKEN DOWN!!!
Jake Mercer: Both Drake and Impact are rocked but are still managing to crawl themselves up. Cage is on the apron begging for the tag as the Visual Prophet is grabbing onto the ropes looking ready for the tag as well! Both of the legal competitors aren’t focused on each other rather focused on tagging their partner in! BOTH OF THEM LEAP!!!
Stew-O: CAGE IS TAGGED IN! VIZ IS TAGGED IN! They both quickly enter the ring! CAGE WITH THE FIRST SHOT AS HE HITS A CLOTHESLINE- NO! VIZ DUCKS UNDER AND GRABS CAGE FROM BEHIND! BACK SUPLEX! BUT CAGE QUICKLY ROLLS UP AS VIZ IS ON A KNEE! FOREARM- NO! VIZ ROLLS BACK AND LANDS A PUNCH ON CAGE! Cage falls backwards into the ropes! ROPE HUNG LUNATIC LARIAT!!! VIZ IS TAKEN DOWN!!!
Flannery McCoy: Viz stumbles out to the center of the ring as Cage falls into a corner! He points his finger to him I think he looks to finish Viz off here-
Jake Mercer: WHAT?! IMPACT TAGS HIMSELF IN!
Impact (Off-Mic): THIS IS MY MATCH! MY WIN FUCKFACE!
Stew-O: Cage is fuming as Impact slowly brings Viz up looking to finish him off! FIST OF FURY- NO! VIZ DUCKS UNDER! IMPACT TURNS! VIZ CATCHES HIM WITH THE IKE TURNER SPECIAL!!! VIZ GOES TO THE TOP ROPE!!! BOW TO THE HEART!!! ELBOW RIGHT TO THE CHEST AS VIZ GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Another One Bites The Dust” plays up as the Visual Prophet quickly rolls out of the ring. Drake stumbles to his side as both of them raise each others hands in victory)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here are your winners, THE TEAM OF, DRAKE KING, AND THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: That was certainly an interesting way to secure a win for this tag team for sure.
Jake Mercer: What do you mean?! This is absolute genius! It’s obvious Cage and Impact were dysfunctional as a team and Drake and Viz clearly took advantage of that in this matchup! It’s safe to say that this is a win well deserved Flannery.
Stew-O: Indeed but we don’t know how long these teams can last. With all of them in the same match together for a world championship tensions are brewing and I’m sure it’s not long till we see them burst!
(Cage is seen sitting on the apron with his head buried in his hands. Impact sits up and is clearly confused trying to look around for answers. Meanwhile Viz and Drake celebrate their win on the stage as the camera fades away)
(Hostess coffee cake commercial starring Sienna Jade)
(Dynasty returns from break and fades into a highlight package. The package is set to the song “Ashes” by the GOAT herself Celine Dion. The video is nothing more than a stunning, loving, and very well put together tribute to the future Hall of Famer, the flawless Sienna Jade. The package highlights Sienna’s trials and tribulations, her triumphs and her struggles. Sienna is seen capturing the Freeweight Championship at REVOLT 1, having engaged in a bitter war with Ms. Extreme. It transitions into the final REVOLT show, REVOLT 2 where Sienna defeated Lexi Sheckler in a match no one gave her a chance in Hell to win. The package continues on and showcases Sienna’s beginning in EAW. It’s not the smoothest of rides; full of speed bumps and obstacles, with some sprinkling of success mixed in. Sienna and her tag team partner, Kassidy Heart, are shown capturing the Empire Tag Team Championships at Pain for Pride. That event is the same event where Sienna would lose her Freeweight Championship to a disgusting, glorified legacy manufacturer whose face is blurred from the video.)
(The Empress of Elite tournament is highlighted, including Sienna’s loss to Kassidy in the semi-finals. Along the way Sienna would suffer upset losses to Daisy Thrash and Tyler Wolfe. The Empire Tag Team Championship reign of the Jaded Hearts would come to an end at Bloodletter when Cleopatra and Amber Keys would take their titles. Success would follow in the form of the Grand Prix tournament when the Jaded Hearts would win the entire thing and go on to King of Elite 2019 and defeat MarrKade for the Unified Tag Team Championships. They would make history by becoming the first team to hold both sets of titles. At the same event Sienna would win the Unified Tag Team Championships at, she would also win the biggest singles championship of her career. In a triple threat match for the Unified Women’s World Championship, Sienna would defeat the defending champion, Madison Kaline and old rival Astraea Jordan.)
(Sienna’s reign as the Women’s World Champion would last until Pain for Pride. Even after losing the Unified Tag Team Championships at Grand Rampage, Sienna couldn’t be knocked off her pedestal. She would have successful defenses against Cleopatra and Raven Roberts, and then would all but put the final nail in Tyler Wolfe’s EAW coffin. For the second straight year, Sienna Jade would walk into Pain for Pride as a defending champion and this time she would square off against Serena Bennett, who earned her spot in the main event by winning the first ever Women’s Grand Rampage. A bitter rivalry would brew between these two women and it would culminate in an incredible match that ended with Serena tapping out Sienna to capture the newly minted Universal Women’s Championship.)
(The package would fade out and cut to an unknown section of the arena. Sienna Jade is seen leaning against a wall. She’s wearing black jeans, a fitted white shirt, and black leather jacket. Her blonde locks are pulled back from her perfectly made up face, and she takes a deep breath before she starts speaking.)
Sienna Jade: It’s been one hell of a ride, and as you see, it hasn’t always been sunshine and rainbows. People have a tendency to forget that I have struggled in this business. For as good as I am, and as great as I will become, I have faced my fair share of ups and downs. I haven’t always embraced the negative, but every single experience has gone into making me the most unfuckwithable Elitist this company has ever seen. Lesser people have been broken by what I’ve gone through backstage. Fragile fucking snowflakes like my former ‘friend’ Judas Wolfe, and all these other cunts who come in and immediately flame out when things don’t go their way have done nothing but make a mockery out of a division I have literally bled for. They have tarnished the history of the belts I’ve held, as well as the Specialists Championship, and have been completely ungrateful for the opportunities they’ve been handed. When I got here, I wasn’t handed anything. In fact, I was mistreated, jerked around, and humiliated to the point where people were taking bets on when I would call it quits. At times, I struggled to come to work. If not for my Kassi-Poo and my White Mamba I probably would have walked away. But every single fucking time I lowered my head in defeat, they were there to lift my chin, look me in my eyes, and tell me to keep going. They are the reason I lived to fight another day, and they are two of the reasons I still stand here today.
Sienna Jade: I have accomplished more in two years than some of my peers have accomplished in five, and I don’t feel like stopping now. After losing at Pain for Pride, I took my time to reflect on what I’ve done and went about my business. I spent some time by myself and had some fun playing house with my king. However, my drive to compete never left me, and one night I decided to sit down and make a list. Once I was done, I came to the realization that there is so much more left for me, and I was ready to come back and make an impact. Targeting that disgusting bitch Serena Bennett was a no-brainer. Beating the fuck out of her and shelving her for a month is one of the most satisfying things I have ever done. That bitch runs her mouth and has a lot to say. She’s always the first person to throw out these dumb ass threats, and act like she’s some kind of bad bitch, but not even Serena is untouchable. For a bitch who constantly talks about scalping people only to NOT follow through on it, she sure did crumble the second she met her maker.
Sienna Jade: What happened at Pain for Pride left a bitter taste in my mouth, and one of the things on my list that I want to accomplish is to become the Universal Women’s Champion. I’m a history maker, and being the only woman to hold the Freeweight Championship, Women’s World Championship, and Universal Women’s Championship sounds like a good edition to my Hall of Fame resume. At Road to Redemption, Serena and I are going to meet once again and I promise that this time the match is going to go much differently. I’m going to wipe the floor with that dumb bitch and then I’m going to move on face whichever whore holds the belt after Road to Redemption is over. I don’t give a fuck who I face, because the only goal is to win that championship and have another incredible title reign. Watching from a distance while Serena crumbled against Kassidy and failed to do anything of significance in War Games wasn’t nearly as satisfying knowing that I should be one inside the ring killing her desire to compete. For all the shit she talks, she got shut up real quick. We love a bitch who really isn’t as good as she thinks she is, and we love her even more when she’s forced to swallow her words like the load of cum she’s used to taking and get humbled by it.
Sienna Jade: Getting humbled is part of this sport and no one is immune to it. It’s how you react to your situation that either makes you or breaks you. I have taken everything that’s happened to me in stride and have grown because of it. I’m still standing, holding my head up high, and looking towards my next championship victory. I’m unfuckwithable because what doesn’t kill me, helps me. I’ve grown so much, learned a lot, and at Road to Redemption, and I’m finally going to silence Serena Bennett for good. What I did to her after Territorial Invasion is nothing compared to what I have waiting for her come Road to Redemption and Serena, I promise you that.
(Sienna raises an eyebrow and smirks, her voice radiating a quiet type of confidence on this particular night. She pushes herself off the wall and begins to walk off, her expensive heels clicking across the floor. The scene fades to black.)
(The show resumes with Stephie Love standing inside the ring.)
Stephie Love: Our next match is scheduled for
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Stephie Love: IT IS A SINGLES MATCH AND IT IS OUR MAIN EVENT!
“Put Em’ Up” by Lupe Fiasco plays from the speakers as everyone turns to the stage. Out walks Kassidy Heart as she unzips her hoodie and displays her golden tanned abs for all to see. Kass raises a fist in the air before stomping down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: On their way to the ring, from Melbourne, Australia…weighing 125 pounds!!! “THE MAAAAAULER”, KASSIIIDDDYYYYYYYYYY HHEEEAAAAAAAAAAARTTT!!!!
Stew-O: Kassidy has been on a hot streak heading to Road to Redemtpion and is looking to become the favorite with that Extreme Elimination Chamber match coming up.
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy is the only woman challenging for her opponent’s World Heavyweight Championship and her chances are comparable to everyone of the five entrants and maybe even more due to her being a former Universal Women’s champion.
Jake Mercer: I can’t lie, watching Kassidy raise that World title high was a stimulating sight. I wouldn’t mind seeing what the Dynasty main event scene be anchored by The Mauler.
(Kassidy enters the ring and enters. Heart poses for the hard camera until her music fades out. “Ambitionz az a Ridah” by 2Pac hits, the loud speakers are barely able to keep up after being drowned out by the cheers of the crowd.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 210 pounds…he is THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…LA PANTERA SEXUAL… TTTTTTTT! LLLLLLLLLLL!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
(The crowd continues to go wild as TLA’s 69 Chevy lowrider pulls out past the curtain. TLA raises his belt high as he nods over and over again to the beat before hopping out of the car and standing on stage.)
Flannery McCoy: He ended Impact’s historic 9th reign and finally captured the big gold he has been hunting for over the years. Things aren’t getting any easier for the champion, however. His first title defense being inside that barbaric structure, weapons in everyone’s possession l, and five hungry opponents salivating at the mouth in hopes of taking him down.
Stew-O: I think TLA understands the weight of the situation but I promise from what I know of TLA, he will be ready and fighting his heart out to remain World Heavyweight Champion.
(TLA enters the ring and climbs to turnbuckle and raises his belt high. The fans went wild as Kassidy rolls her eyes in the background. TLA hops down and hands his belt to the referee whom stores it ringside before checking both wrestlers to see if they are ready. TLA’s music fades out.)
Stew-O: Kassidy approaches TLA as he does the same. They lock up dead center in the middle of the ring but TLA quickly overpowering his opponent and drives her spine first into the turnbuckle. TLA pushes Heart deep into the middle turnbuckle before Kassidy clutches the middle rope and the referee demands TLA break things up. Heart has both arms wrapped around that rope as TLA backs up and steps back to the center of the ring.
Jake Mercer: Kassidy is one of the most dominate women’s wrestlers in the world but being in the ring with a man with over 90 pounds on her like TLA shows the difference men and women typically face in EAW. TLA is one of the smaller guys on the roster but next to Heart, he looks huge.
Flannery McCoy: Big boy. Kassidy stands straight up and watches TLA lower down to her level and beg her to try again. Kassidy obliges as she walks back to him and face to face they met and…KICK TO THE SHIN! Kassidy tricks TLA like she was going to lock up again but swiftly kicks his shin as TLA hops on one leg and grabs his leg. Kassidy charges and double leg takes down the champion! Smart move by Kass as she wrestles with TLA in the mat. Kassidy is on top but TLA is squirming. Kassidy is at half guard as TLA begins to turn.
Jake Mercer: Kassidy is looking more likeKhabib Heart could be her new name the way she is clawing and climbing all over the champion. TLA has to be careful not to turn over because if he does Kassidy can lock in a rear naked choke she could end this very quickly.
(Kass throws jabs at TLA’s ribs as he tries to roll over and ends up on his stomach with her on his back.)
Jake Mercer: Kassidy has his back. She wraps her legs around his waist as TLA has made a grave mistake early on in this fight. Heart sits up and starts raining elbows down on the champs skull as TLA tries to cover the back of his head. Kassidy is slamming her elbow through his skull as TLA’s head bounces on the ring mat. TLA is pushing off the mat but LOOK! Kassidy wraps her arms around his head! Rear naked choke! Off rip! Kassidy has TLA in the middle of the ring! TLA is being choked by a raging Heart who looks to make the champion tap out tonight!
Stew-O: Kassidy is ringing the champ’s neck with all her leverage as TLA is clawing on the mat. The referee is checking on him but it’s looking like this could be one of the quickest upsets in Dynasty history!
Flannery McCoy: TLA begins dragging his body towards the ropes! Kassidy is being carried on his back but she refuses to let that chokehold go. Heart is piling and tugging at his neck as TLA is desperately trying to save himself without having to tap out! Heart is choking him vigorously as she notices both of them being dragged closer and closer to the ring ropes. Heart sees this and tightens her grip around his neck and waist and-
Stew-O: KASSIDY ROLLS HERSELF AND TLA ON THE RING MAT AWAY FROM THE ROPES! Kassidy is rolling TLA back to the center of the ring as Kassidy is on her side now still choking the hell out of TLA!
Flannery McCoy: TLA is teaching for anything that can help as he begins using his hands and feet to rock back and forth with Kassidy strapped to him like an angry blond backpack! Rocking back and forth, back and forth, back and…LOOK! TLA rolls on top of Heart as she continues choking him! Her shoulders are on the mat! Cover!
Stew-O: Kassidy rolls TLA back onto his stomach but continues choking him out! TLA almost snuck in a pin but he is back in a terrible position with no way out in sight! TLA is fading as he is barely clawing for freedom. Kassidy has started this match with a smartly timed kick and now has TLA barely able to breath and may have a chance to submit the champion right now! TLA is beginning to drool, his eyes are fading! Kassidy’s veins are popping in her biceps as she chokes La Pantera Sexual with all he strength.
Flannery McCoy: TLA puts both hands on the ring mat…is he tapping?!?
Jake Mercer: No! TLA is pushing himself and Kassidy off the ground! The power! TLA gets to his hands and knees as his face is turning bright red! Kassidy continues the choke as TLA gets to one knee. Now both knees. Kassidy is pulling him but TLA slowly and…yes! TLA is standing with Kassidy on his back! TLA looks out of it! His mouth is open as he clearly has been losing more and more oxygen. TLA is teetering…leaning…TLA FALLS BACKWARDS!
Stew-O: BAM! THE ENTIRE WEIGHT OF TLA SLAMS BACKWARDS AND CRUSHES KASSIDY! KASSIDY IS FORCED TO RELEASE THE CHOKE HOLD AS TLA ROLLS OFF HER BODY!
TLA off mic: Dios mios, bitch!
(TLA is gasping for air as Kassidy clutches her spine.)
Stew-O: TLA gets back to one knee as the color slowly returns to his face. Kassidy rolls off the ground clutching her spine but she isn’t slowing down. Kassidy watches TLA begin to get up. Heart shakes off her pain and attacks. Kick planted at the side of TLA’s thigh. Another kick thrown right to the gut. Kassidy is tiring off kicks to the champion but wait…TLA grabs her leg and pulls her close quickly…STRONG ARM LARIAT levels Heart! Kassidy pancakes flat on the mat as TLA runs to the ropes and bounces off. Kassidy gets to her feet as he approaches…HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN BY TLA
Flannery McCoy: NO! Kassidy pushes his legs off her shoulders as TLA cartwheels on the mat. Kassidy attacks and leaps…HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN OF HER OWN BUT TLA FLIPS THROUGH AND BACK TO HIS FEET! Kassidy gets on her hands and knees and springs up chasing after TLA who catches her! ZIG ZAG! TLA leaps in the air, grabs the back of Kassidy’s head, and SLAMS her hard back down to the mat! TLA gets back up as Kassidy clutches the back of her skull, laying in her spine in the middle of the ring.
Stew-O: Kassidy is rolling off the ground holding her head…TLA rushes in and snatched her to her feet! TLA turns her body around, has her arms hooked, he lifts her off her feet as she flips in the air…TIGER SUPLEX! TLA SLAMS HER ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD AND BRIDGES THE MANEUVER INTO A PIN!
Jake Mercer: Kick out by Kassidy but what a SUPLEX by TLA! Kassidy sustained more damage to the back of the head with that move! Heart is on her hands and knees as TLA is back up on his feet. Kassidy turns and QUICK REFLEXES! She catches TLA’s foot as he goes for a kick to the gut. HEART PUNCH! Kassidy jabs TLA right in his chest as TLA feels every bit of that punch. Kassidy is right back on the champ! She spins TLA around and goes to lift him for a German SUPLEX…but she can’t! TLA throws his butt right into her stomach and breaks the hold…
Flannery McCoy: TLA LEAPS AND DOES A BACKFLIP…CARTEL KICK! CARTEL KICK! PELE KICK! PELE KICK TO KASS’S SKULL AS KASSIDY IS DAZED! ANOTHER MOVE TARGETING HER HEAD!! Kassidy is on her feet but clearly out of it as TLA rises up again!
Stew-O: TLA puts Kassidy’s head between his legs. TLA is signaling for the crowd! MEXICAN DESTROY-NO! KASSIDY DOESN’T FLIP AS TLA GOES FLYING! KASSIDY HITS A BACK BODY DROP THAT DROPS TLA SPINE FIRST ON THE GROUND! TLA rolls on the mat, holding his spine as Kassidy shakes her head to regain some focus. She turns as TLA is getting up. She sees him and attacks again…STEP UP ENZIGURI HIT PERFECTLY! She kicks the champ in the back of the head as TLA is now out on his feet! Kassidy quickly gets up and runs to the ropes.
Jake Mercer: SHE SPRINGS AT TLA BUT NO! SWAG SHOT! He catches her with a pimp slap! Her jaw tilted from the force of that strike as TLA grabs the back of her head. VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT! The European inspired uppercut snaps his opponent’s head again as TLA continues targeting Kassidy’s skull!
Stew-O: TLA hits with a flurry of strikes! Jabs to the gut! Kicks to the thigh! Chop to the chest! Right hook to the chin! Spinning back-NO! KASSIDY THROWS A THRUSTING SIDEKICK TO THE STOMACH OF TLA! Kassidy watches TLA bend forward and sees her chance. HIGH KNEE TO THE CHIN OF TLA! KASSIDY KEEPS MOVING! RUSSIN LEGSWEEP SENDS TLA CRASHING TO THE MAT!
Flannery McCoy: Beautiful counter into that solid russin leg sweep by Kassidy as she takes down TLA again! TLA is on his back as Kassidy uses all her night to push him over to his side. Kassidy steps back and PENALTY KICK RIGHT TO THE SPINE OF THE CHAMPION AS TLA LETS OUT A LOUD SCREAM AFTER THAT!
Stew-O: Kassidy lays her opponent’s body flat as TLA is still reeling from that kick to the back. Kassidy grabs his arm and bends it on the ground and she steps back again…BAM! A HUGE STOMP TO THAT BENT ARM AS TLA ROLLS ON THE GROUND HOLDING THAT LIMB! KASSIDY OUT ALL HER WEIGHT ON THAT ONE AS TLA’S ARM BENT IN A WAY IT WAS NEVER INTENDED TO FOLLOWING THAT STOMP!
Flannery McCoy: Look at her eyes guys! That’s not Kassidy, that’s The Mauler peeking through and we are starting to see that sick personality that has made her one of the most dangerous elitists in EAW history! TLA is in a bad place as Kassidy stalks TLA who is clutching his arm as he gets up. TLA has this monster behind him biding her time as he isn’t privy to her watching his every move. Like a caged animal, Kassidy is feverishly waiting for her foe to get all the way up, he does as she keeps circling him. TLA is up and turns clutching his arm as Kassidy sprints…P.C.S. KICK! HELLUVA KICK DROPS TLA DOWN! KASSIDY GOES FOR THE COVER!
(TLA powers out and sends Kassidy flying off him as she gets some air.)
Stew-O: NO! KASSIDY IS TOSSED OFF OF TLA AND LANDS RIGHT ON TOP OF THE REFEREE’S HEAD! THE REFEREE’S HEAD IS SMASHED INTO THE RING AND HE IS FLAT ON HIS STOMACH AND CLEARLY KNOCKED OUT COLD! TLA ate the Post Concussion Syndrome Kick and managed to fight out of it but Kassidy has inadvertently taken out our official!
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy pushes off the ref but she is moving as if she doesn’t even care as she climbs off his lifeless body and continues going after TLA. TLA sits on his knees as Kassidy has bloody rage in her eyes. She winds up and strikes! KICK RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF TLA AS TLA REMAINS ON BOTH KNEES! KASSIDY WINDS UP AGAIN…ANOTHER KICK DELIVERED TO THE CHEST OF TLA! KASSIDY BACK UP EVEN UP EVEN FURTHER…ANOTHER KICK RIGHT TO THE CHEST AS TLA’S PECS ARE LOOKING AS RED AS THE DEVIL’S SKIN! Kassidy steps back even further… SHE RUSHES AND LEAPS…
Jake Mercer: SHINING WIZ-NO!
Stew-O: TLA DUCKS!
Flannery McCoy: KASSIDY GOES FLYING OVER TLA BUT LANDS ON HER FEET! TLA gets to his feet as Kassidy runs to the ropes and bounces off. TLA is up and he turns…SPEAR! KASSIDY WITH A SPEAR TO TLA DROPS HIM FLAT ON THE MAT! Kassidy flattens TLA and looks over at the referee still out.
Jake Mercer: Kassidy has to get that referee up if she wants to win this match! She held that championship title last week and now she can pin the man it belongs to. Kassidy has to snap out of this brutal mode and go for the damn win!
Stew-O: Kassidy looks at the referee…she looks at TLA…back at the referee…she slowly gets to her feet. She glances at both. She turns to the apron…she walks to the ropes…Kassidy goes to the outside and stands on the apron. Heart has both hands on the top rope as she looks at TLA still down. Kassidy is stomping her feet as the crowd begins booing the former Universal Women’s Champion. Kassidy leaps and bounces off the top rope from the apron into the ring! She soars high across the ring! SPRINGBOARD ELBOW RIGHT INTO THE SKULL OF TLA! TLA IS OUT COLD NOW AS KASSIDY SLAMS THE ENTIRE WEIGHT OF HER ELBOW ON THE CHAMPION MY GOD! KASSIDY RUBS HER ELBOW AS SHE WENT BONE TO BONE WITH THAT MOVE AS
Flannery McCoy: WHAT THE HELL? THE STAGE! LOOK! LOOK, EVERYBODY! Is that…Drake King? Drake King is stepping on stage as Kassidy starts to get up inside the ring! Drake is quickly making his way down the ramp as Kassidy stands and holds her elbow inside the ring! Kassidy turns to see Drake approaching! Kassidy sees Drake hop on the apron and charges! Jab by Drake! NO! BLOCKED! KASSIDY CATCHES HIS FIST AND HEADBUTT! HEADBUTT TO DRAKE KING CRACKS HIM ON THE BRIDGE OF HIS NOSE! Heart watches Drake fall off the apron and stumble ringside! Heart sees Drake wiping his face and she grabs the top rope from inside the ring!
Stew-O: One of the six man in the extreme elimination chamber has come out here and inserted himself into this match as the referee is still down! Kassidy leaps and SPRINGBOARDS ONTO THE TOP ROPE! SHE LEAPS AND SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY DIVES AND CRASHES ONTO DRAKE KING! KASSIDY LANDS ON TOP OF THE FORMER INTERWIRE CHAMPION AS WE SEE HER STAND OUTSIDE THE RING! BLOOD! BLOOD POURS FROM KASSIDY’S FOREHEAD AFTER THAT HEADBUTT!
Jake Mercer: The Mauler, or as she is known in Mongolian, buuruulagch, is in rare form as she stares down at Drake still holding his nose. Kassidy looks in the ring and sees TLA barely moving on the ground with the referee out cold. Kassidy slowly climbs the apron and begins to enter the ring. Kassidy walks over to WAIT! Sliding in the ring! Drake! He’s pulling at Kassidy’s leg from the bottom rope as Kassidy tugs away to get free!
Flannery McCoy: LOOK! Other side of the ring! Sliding in! Kassidy stomps at Drake who backs away! Kassidy shouts at Drake as Drake begins to back away from the ring and up the ramp! BEHIND KASSIDY! THE VISUAL PROPHET! WITH THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP IN HIS HANDS! HE CHARGES WITH KASSIDY’S BACK TO HIM! BAM!!
Stew-O: VIZ SMASHES THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP INTO THE BACK OF KASSIDY’S HEAD! KASSIDY IS DOWN! Drake sprints back to the ring as Viz grabs TLA and drags the champion towards Kass! Viz rolls Kassidy over, Drake slides in and begins reviving the referee! Viz drags and drags TLA’s arm over Kassidy’s chest! Drake shakes the referee as Viz grabs the belt and slides out! Drake wakes up the ref and points him to TLA and Kassidy! Kassidy is out cold as the referee starts coming to! TLA looks distraught and confused as the referee slowly counts!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…TLA!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Dastardly what we just saw! Kassidy just got screwed by not just Drake King but The Visual Prophet as well!
Stew-O: The unlikeliest of tandems just worked together to get some revenge on Kassidy Heart as the referee and TLA struggle to get up!
(“Ambitionz az a Ridah” plays as The referee barely gets up along with TLA. Drake and Viz both circle the ring as TLA looks very confused.)
Flannery McCoy: TLA looks around as he starts realizing what happened but look! Drake and Viz slide back in the ring! THEY POUNCE AND BEGIN BATTERING TLA! Raining punches and kicks and stomps onto the champion as Viz manages to grab TLA by the back of the head and so does Drake. Both men lift the champion high…DOUBLE SUPLEX TO TLA AS HE LANDS RIGHT NEXT TO KASSIDY HEART!
Stew-O: What a mess! TLA is down and Kassidy is down as Drake and Viz stand in the ring!
Flannery McCoy: Viz raises his hand as Drake shakes his head but…High five by Drake to Viz as both men stand tall tonight! Viz looks over to the corner and sees the World Heavyweight championship on the ground. Viz goes over and begins dragging it in the ring as Drake yells at the out cold Kass and the very badly hurt TLA. Drake watches Viz begin to lift that World a championship off the ground and stared deeply at it. Drake is watching Viz as Viz almost looks to be in a trance as he stares at the World Championship! Viz is facing the turnbuckle as King runs his fingers through his hair and stares at his partner from the past two weeks as Viz turns and
Stew-O: SUPERKICK!!!! DRAKE JUST TOOK VIZ’S HEAD OFF WITH A SUPERKICK AS VIZ DROPS THAT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE GROUND GOLD SIDE UP! MY GOD!
Flannery McCoy: Looks like that partnership just came crashing down!
Jake Mercer: Drake definitely isn’t forgetting that The Visual Prophet also wants to win at Road to Redemption! Drake watches Viz rolls on the ground as he stares down at him!
Stew-O: Drake drags Prophet over to the center of the ring and grabs the back of his head and presses it right into that championship belt as Viz squirms unable to get free!
Drake King off mic: AT ROAD TO REDEMPTION…NOBODY IS GETTING IN MY WAY! NOBODY!
Stew-O: Drake smashes Viz’s head onto that belt before popping up and backing away. Viz begins to slowly push off the ground, on his hands and knees, almost teary eyed!
The Visual Prophet off mic: You…son…of a bi-
Flannery McCoy: FALLEN KINGDOM! DRAKE CURBSTOMPS VIZ HEADFIRST INTO THAT DAMN CHAMPIONSHIP AS VIZ BOUNCES OFF AND LANDS BACK FIRST LAID NEXT TO KASSIDY AND TLA! Drake and Viz managed to work together these past two weeks but Drake just reminded everybody including Prophet that, on the Road to Redemption…sometimes you have to ride solo!
Stew-O: What a way to cap off another episode of Dynasty! Drake reaches down and grabs that belt and looks at the three bodies spread out and about inside that ring as he lifts that World Heavyweight Championship high in the air!
Jake Mercer: As the leader of the Drake King Clan, I LOVE THIS!!!
Stew-O: I know the five people looking to keep that belt from ever being Drake’s aren’t loving this sight one bit! Looks like it’s about that time as we bid farewell to each and everyone of you! I’m Stew-O and we will see you again next week!
(The show sees Drake leaning against the ropes staring at the disgusted crowd with the belt in his hands as the show begins to fade to black.)
(EAW Logo Buzzes.)