John Helms
(EAW intro plays.)
(Friday Night Dynasty then goes from the intro right to the Mohegan Sun Arena in Uncasville, Connecticut. Instead of the usual festivities that kick off the show which consists of deafening music and copious amounts of pyro, the sounds of ‘Rockstar’ by N.E.R.D is heard. Immediately the cheers of the crowd go sour in favor of thunderous boos and a negative reaction that sweeps through the entire arena. Before long, the intimidating stature of Andre Walker is seen moving through the backstage curtain with a stoic mannerism. He makes his way towards the stage, with Albert Hitchman being shown following close behind with the Interwire Championship tucked in his safe keeping. Andre has a cold and stern look on his face, one more prominent than the ones that he usually dawns, which is a very fearful sight. Andre wipes away loose strands of hair that didn’t make it into his tightly fitted manbun while he looks around at the EAW Universe in attendance. He then holds out his arm which triggers Albert to promptly run forward and hand him his Interwire Championship, which Andre then raises in the air to a beautiful array of pyro that follows. After a long moment, he then slings his Championship over his shoulder, before making his way down the ramp and to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome… THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!! ‘THE LAST KAISER’… ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: What a way to kick off the show tonight as we find ourselves with quite the scenario on our hands. For the past couple of weeks Andre Walker has found himself quite unsatisfied with the level of competition that’s been handed to him ever since winning the Interwire Championship. He himself believes that he’s much more than that and values himself at a higher level than the people that he’s been facing. We know that he’s had some issues with Solomon Stane leading into Road To Redemption and one thing that we can take away from that is the fact that Andre does not believe that he stands an iota of a chance, just like he believed that to be the case with Johnny Andrews leading into House of Glass.
Flannery McCoy: Well with that, words turn to threats. Last week Andre promised he’d be out here and *demanded* that StarrStan responds to his wishes and gives him a challenge that is worth even laying his eyes on, and if he didn’t, there would be dire consequences. We know exactly the type of damage that Andre can do, knowing that he possesses an unmatched level of brute strength and aggression that he’s put to good use, if Starr doesn’t comply God knows what the Interwire Champion will do to him. There’s a lot of choices for a worthy challenger to step up to the plate, but the question is who is the one that Starr has chosen?
Jake Mercer: Have no fear everyone, because I have the answer that you’ve been dying to find out! Who will be the one that gives ‘The Last Kaiser’ Andre Walker the fight of his life??? Well fellas, my insiders have told me the answer and that person is revealed to be none other than… JAKE MERCER! Ah yessir, the multiple time World Champion and EAW Hall of Famer, he has come out of a lengthy retirement to put this greasy haired bozo in his place!
Flannery McCoy: Ok for starters, just as always, I don’t think that information backs up. But even if it did, Andre would chew you up and spit you out and you know it.
Jake Mercer: Does doth have no faith?! No worries, Flannery, you’ll see it when everyone else sees it. You know how great I would look with the Interwire Championship??? Ah, that’s a rhetorical question, I’d look AMAZING!
(Andre stops himself at the bottom of the ramp, taking a pause for a good moment and letting the atmosphere of the situation soak in for him, in his eyes, justice was about to be served. He made his way around the ring before stepping up the steel steps, stepping onto the apron before beginning to make his way into the ring. Albert follows him inside of the ring while both of them walk in cohesion towards the center of the ring. Andre, taking his Interwire Championship off his shoulders, grips it in his hand before raising it high in the air pridefully. Andre then brings his Championship back down, once again residing it to rest on his shoulder while he makes his way over and snatches a microphone from the Timekeeper’s area. From there, ‘Rockstar’ slowly begins to come to a close while Andre makes his way towards the center of the ring while he twirls the microphone in his hand. After a while, letting the crowd continue to shower him in disrespect, he brings his microphone up and begins to speak with a straight forward expression.)
Andre Walker: The type of impact that I’ve made since arriving to the land of Elite Answers Wrestling is something that has never eluded me. I’m a self-aware, level-headed person that will always value self worth over everything else. It’s something that has been a mantra for me and will continue to be the case. So to say that the past few months have been a mission to go against that towards me, trying to forcefully drag my name through the mud, is something of an understatement. Ever since winning this Interwire Championship, ever since I dragged this Championship out of the depths of hell and back into the limelight… the reception that I’ve gotten, some more than others, has been lukewarm. StarrStan, the Dynasty General Manager that I’ve stuck by and entrusted my career with ever since I signed on to paper with EAW, is no exception to the rule.
Andre Walker: He knows me, he knows exactly what I can do and my capabilities inside the squared circle. He’s seen firsthand the ceiling that I’m never going to reach, the glory that knows no bounds, the success that makes Andre Walker, Andre Walker… but he doesn’t want to give me the appreciation that I deserve despite that. In my eyes, that just doesn’t add up. He gives me these run-of-the-mill rookies and expects them to fare up with me when the only thing they’re doing is building them up for massive disappointment. Even with that, even with these victories that I could care less about, it doesn’t satisfy me. Wins that could’ve been obtained any given day of the week, doesn’t fill the quota that I aspire for. I promised to elevate the Interwire Championship just like I did with the New Breed before, but right now that is not the case due to Starr’s inability to produce noteworthy talent to go up against me, so that leads me to take matters into my own hands…
Andre Walker: I told Starr exactly how it is going to go, I told him what’s going to happen. I said I’m going to be out here tonight, and I’m going to await an answer to my demand. That’s the fact that I want someone that is worthy of facing me, someone who deserves the work that they’re going to get at my hand. The deadline has elapsed, and now Starr, I request you come out here and give me what I want. Or I won’t be afraid to go back there and make sure that I give you a reason to, you have been warned.
(Andre brings his microphone down as he turns towards the stage, with Albert being seen pridefully standing behind him while he nods his head in approval. Andre is of course unhappy, crossing his arms and keeping his eyes fixed on the stage, patiently waiting for God knows how long he’s able to. Even through everything it’s safe to say, the silence is deafening. His prayers are then, somewhat, answered upon hearing ‘Second Sucks’ by A Day To Remember blasting through the speakers to thunderous cheers. The camera then goes to the stage where Dynasty General Manager, StarrStan is seen making his way out from the backstage area. He has a concerned look on his face which could stem from a multitude of reasons while he continues to stand at the stage. Andre keeps his stare focused on the stage, with nothing really differing while he looks towards Starr. ‘Second Sucks’ then begins to fade from there while Starr brings a microphone up to his mouth and begins to speak.)
StarrStan: I see where you’re coming from, Andre. Your requests haven’t been left unheard from me, I heard you loud and clear. You’ve been unhappy, very unhappy, and you made sure to set out to change that. Of course, I’m someone that took this very seriously. I went out of my way to go through the old phone book and see who I could give a call to come on down and give the Interwire Champion the fight that he very obviously deserves, and it was tough. But lucky for you, someone answered my call, and agreed to come down and give you a match that I’m sure you’re not going to forget. So Andre Walker, you want your challenge? Well you got it!
(Starr then turns his head to the stage while Andre looks with his interests peaked. The crowd’s anticipation begins to peak as well, with their noises deafening down with everyone waiting with bated breath in anticipation for who this mystery opponent could possibly be…)
(Before ‘Shock The World’ by Lloyd Banks begins to blast through the speakers of the arena to the absolutely thunderous cheers from the crowd which ensues leaving everyone in complete disbelief at what they’re seeing.)
Stew-O: No… no it can’t be…
Flannery McCoy: For the first time since Pain For Pride, Ronn Banks is back! After helping Adam Lucas to victory against Mr. DEDEDE for the Hardcore Championship and before that being newly restated as a board member of Elite Answers Wrestling, we haven’t seen Banks on television in months! But here he is, and it looks like he’s the one that’s answered the call! He’s going after Andre Walker!
Jake Mercer: 🤤🤤🤤
(After letting the crowd have their pop, Ronn Banks is then seen making his way out to the stage with a grin on his face while he looks towards the ring. He takes a moment to look around at the EAW Universe in attendance tonight, who absolutely adore him right now. He nods his head slowly before looking towards StarrStan who proudly looks at him with his hands clasped together. He jokingly mouths some indescribable words towards him before shaking his hand, leaving Starr to take his leave and disappear through to the backstage area from there. Ronn then once again focuses on the ring before making his way down the ramp, while he outstretches his hands for the people in the front row to high five him with an excited look on his face.)
(Meanwhile, inside of the ring, Andre Walker is just seen standing there. He is not happy in the slightest, but not the type of displeasure where he’s challenger hungry once more, but the fact that an old timer has the gall, the audacity, to step up to him and expect a fair match. Albert Hitchman is seen trying to talk to him and keep him calm, while Andre’s face flushes to an emotionless stare, staring a hole into the EAW Hall of Famer without moving a single muscle in his body.)
(Banks then makes his way around the ring, going up the steel steps before stepping onto the apron, looking at Andre with an amused look on his face seeing his reaction. Banks then enters into the ring and begins to make his way towards the two of them, clasping his hands while both Andre and Banks engage in a tense stare off. ‘Shock The World’ comes to a close while Andre is still as cold as ever, as still as a statue while he glares at the smug Ronn Banks. For a moment, it’s dead silent, even with a crowd of thousands in the arena, a chill could be sent down your spine if you were there and heard how quiet it was yourself. But finally, the silence between the two of them is broken.)
Andre Walker: Go on, say something. You were the one that had the balls to challenge me in the first place, so I’d love to hear your oh so “important” thoughts on who Andre Walker is that will only be believed purely off of nostalgia fumes.
(Banks chuckles after hearing that, making his way over and taking a microphone while the crowd chants his name. He then continues to approach Andre from there, looking at him with a very usual confident expression radiating off of him.)
Ronn Banks: Nostalgia fumes? Actually, no, let’s back it up… challenging you? Bud, the only thing I did was answer the phone, but whatever narrative plays into your favor I guess. Now I’m sure you, as well as so many other people, have a lot of questions that are on their mind regarding why I’m out here tonight. And my explanation could not be more simpler than looking back to my initial return. 2017, where for the first time in a long time, I signed pen to paper with Elite Answers Wrestling. It was an enticing opportunity to show that someone like myself, who was only remembered as a history book memory, could hang with the new crop of Elitists that practically claim flooding in by droves. And let me just say, oh boy did I show that. I showed that then, and I don’t consider things to be much different this time around as well, look no further than Grand Rampage 2021 last Season where I aired out some dirty laundry and also made my return to the ring for the first time in three years. I’m sure you could look to Pain For Pride XIV as well, but of course that wasn’t about me, that was more about Adam Lucas.
Ronn Banks: But my point is, I showed that no matter what generation, what time of year, what time of month, what time of day… I could give anyone the fight of their life. No matter… how highly they thought of themselves. Which leads me to you Andre, which leads me to you and don’t think that I haven’t been paying attention to what you’ve been doing. These delusions of grandeur, this whole perception of being more than what you actually are, it felt like it was practically my obligation to put that to the test at some point. So when Starr did give me that call, fearing what you’d do, I didn’t even second guess. Because no matter who you are, what you’ve done, or where you stand, there’s always something to learn. Which is why this little challenge, I’ll be happy to accept. I get your calendar is booked for Road To Redemption, but a little birdy also told me that right after that is an event called “An Aussie Summer Christmas Spectacular.” So what do you think EAW, do you think I should beat Andre Walker’s ass in Australia?
(Banks holds his microphone up in the air leaving the crowd to absolutely erupt into hyped up cheers at this dream match that is ready to unfold. Banks shrugs his shoulders with a smirk on his face, the answer is clear.)
Andre Walker: Every man has something to learn, you’re right. But here’s the scenario that you find yourself in when it comes to this tough bravado that you hold, you’re not facing a man. You my friend, you’re facing a God. If this is really what you want to do, if leading yourself like a lamb to the slaughter is how you want to be remembered, your *legacy,* then so be it. You’ve got your match, but don’t come crying to me when such a momentous moment in Ronn Banks’ career becomes a nightmare that he will regret.
(Banks jokingly gasps in fear before snickering while taking a step back, letting Andre’s words simmer graciously before continuing to speak from there.)
Ronn Banks: So scared, but more power to you. You’re going to learn a lot of lessons these next few weeks, but the first lesson starts tonight… and that’s to be aware of your surroundings at all times.
Andre Walker: What-
CRACK!
Stew-O: ON QUEUE! IT’S SOLOMON STANE! BANKS TOLD ANDRE TO ALWAYS BE AWARE, AND THAT IS THE CASE RIGHT HOW AS SOLOMON JUST TOOK A LEAD PIPE AND CRACKED IT AGAINST THE SKULL OF ANDRE DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!
Flannery McCoy: SOLOMON THREATENS ALBERT WITH THE PIPE BUT HE JUST SCRAMBLED AWAY IN RETREAT HOPING TO AVOID BEING ON THE RECEIVING END! ANDRE IS DOWN WITH BLOOD RUSHING FROM THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, BUT SOLOMON GRABS AHOLD OF ANDRE AND SCOOPS HIM UP…
Jake Mercer: BEFORE DROPPING ANDRE DOWN TO THE MAT WITH ‘KEY OF SOLOMON!’ SOLOMON STANE HAS JUST MADE ONE HELL OF A STATEMENT TONIGHT TOWARDS THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION LEADING INTO ROAD TO REDEMPTION!
(‘The Triumph of King Freak (A Crypt of Preservation and Superstition)’ by Rob Zombie begins to play up while Solomon takes the Interwire Championship, looking at it for a good moment before looking over at Andre and dropping it down onto his body. He then yells in hysterical laughter while he stands over the body of Andre Walker. Ronn Banks is then seen on the outside, a smirk on his face while he claps his hands together, slowly backing up the ramp and letting Solomon have his moment standing tall. This chaotic opening scene for Friday Night Dynasty is the last shot seen before the camera then begins to fade to commercial from there.)
(A commercial is shown for EAW presenting ‘An Aussie Summer Christmas Spectacular’ live from the Qudos Bank Arena in Sydney, Australia.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(The lights go out and a red light shines in the middle of the stage as ‘Her’ by Poppy plays through the Mohegan Sun Arena. Mariyah Prince then walks out with a mask covering her face which shields what should be a no nonsense look on her face. She stands in the midst of the red light that is shining down on her before she begins to walk down the stage with a look that is focused on handling her opponents tonight. She rolls into the ring and she immediately stands up, spreading her arms and posing towards the camera while boos are rained down from above.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM NEW YORK, WEIGHING IN 130 POUNDS, SHE IS THE ANTAGONIST… MARIYAHHHHHHHHHHHHH… PRINCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Stew-O: On last week’s episode of Friday Night Dynasty, Mariyah Prince fought against Sierra in hopes of keeping the momentum going from the previous week. Of course, that wasn’t the case with her falling short in the end to a dead set Sierra who was looking to maul her to bits.
Flannery McCoy: Indeed, but this is a chance to prove herself and come back from a loss that must’ve hurt her last week. I know she has what it takes, but we can only see how this match goes tonight.
Jake Mercer: Well… SHE’S THE ANTAGONIST! In case you haven’t read fairy tales, antagonists never win, so her not winning is quite fitting.
(‘Lamar’ by YN Jay begins to play all over the Mohegan Sun Arena, before Angelo Carter makes his way out from the backstage area with a serious expression on his face while he does so. He circles around the stage, scanning around for a moment while a smirk begins to grow, looking towards the ring and nodding his head before he begins to make his way down the ramp and towards the ring from there like a man on a mission who is hellbent on getting his way.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING HER OPPONENT, MAKING HIS EAW DEBUT, FROM EAST NEW YORK, WEIGHING IN 205 POUNDS… PROLIFIC.. ANGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!… CARTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Stew-O: Another fresh new star in EAW this Season making his way down to the ring. This Season seems to be the one where new talent comes to this company in droves, which also proves why EAW is one of the most engaging wrestling businesses globally. No explanation needed.
Jake Mercer: Of course, Stew. We got two rising stars tonight in the same ring, and this is going to be interesting to see how this brand builds every fresh talent in this company. You see, from a wrestling perspective, you can’t ignore the fact that these two will be the top competitors in the game anytime soon.
Flannery McCoy: Angelo seems like a tough startup that you shouldn’t mess with, like Mariyah. Both of them have similar personalities, but there is also a slight disparity between them. Mariyah prefers to be an emotionless woman, but Angelo doesn’t like people who try to mess up with him. Interesting dynamics will surely make for one hell of a match.
(DING DING DING!!!)
Stew-O: Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. The bell has rung and both competitors have stepped right out of their corners, beginning to lock up in a test of strength. Now Angelo looks like he’s trying to push with his strength to get ahead of Mariah, but he tricked Mariyah out and instead connected with a forearm strike right across her face!
Flannery McCoy: At this moment, it seemed like when she was hit, there was no surprise coming from her. Mariyah turned to look at Angelo with a cold look on her face, practically begging for Angelo to try again with whatever he has up his sleeves. Angelo shrugs his shoulders, BEFORE STEPPING FORWARD AND SENDING A BIG BOOT AGAINST THE FACE OF MARIYAH!
Jake Mercer: Uh oh, seems like Mariyah isn’t the happiest camper after that shot right across her jaw? Mariyah stepping back to collect herself, BEFORE SENDING A BIG BOOT OF HER OWN TOWARDS THE FACE OF ANGELO WHICH SENDS HIM STUMBLING BACK!
Flannery McCoy: ANGELO ISN’T PLAYING ANY GAMES NOW INSTEAD GOING FOR A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF MARIYAH! BUT MARIYAH SLIPS UNDER AND SWEEPS THE LEG OF ANGELO TO DROP HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH EASE! Mariyah is trying to make sure that this stays in her favor, AS SHE RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE TO THE SIDE OF ANGELO’S FACE!
Jake Mercer: It appears that Angelo is losing control of this match right now, down on the ground while he tries to collect himself but it looks like he might not have long to do that. Mariyah is patiently waiting in the corner while Angelo pulls himself up to a crawling position, BEFORE SHE RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A PUNT KICK TO HIS SKULL TO KNOCK HIM OUT!
Stew-O: BUT IT’S ANGELO THAT LIFTS MARIYAH UP IN THE AIR AND DROPS HER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BRUTAL FLAPJACK! Mariyah is taken down but quickly rolls onto the apron and tries to get herself up to her feet, BUT IT’S ANGELO THAT RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A FOREARM SMASH SENDING MARIYAH FLYING OFF THE APRON AND TO THE OUTSIDE FROM THERE!
Jake Mercer: Mariyah falls against the barricade surely in a world of hurt, as she tries to collect herself and focus on the goal at hand while she can. BUT IT’S ANGELO THAT RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK BEFORE LEAPING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND COMPLETELY FLOORING MARIYAH WITH A TOPE CON HILO!
Stew-O: Angelo grabbing Mariyah and rolling her into the ring, while Mariyah stumbles up to her feet in an attempt to recollect herself! BUT ANGELO LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND DROPS MARIYAH DOWN TO THE MAT WITH FALSIFIED! DOUBLE KNEES TO THE HEAD OF MARIYAH WITH AN EARLY FINISHER ATTEMPT AS ANGELO DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE PIN!
ONEEEE!!!
TWO!!!!
THREEEEEEE!!!
(“Lamar” by YN Jay It rang through the arena as Angelo Carter pops up to his feet and gets his hand raised in victory by the referee, before he celebrates his victory from there.)
Stew-O: Congratulations to Angelo Carter tonight for his first win, which is a great welcome for the future here.
Flannery McCoy: And we all know that he has a great future too and that’s why this is the place where new stars keep coming.
Jake Mercer: Abbbbbsolutely! He is going to replace Abel Atami for me!
Stew-O: You should’ve done that months ago.
(Angelo Carter sits upright in the middle of the ring before the camera begins to fade to elsewhere from there.)
(Friday Night Dynasty transitions from the arena to backstage where the camera shows Michael Belfort standing by with a smile on his face. He has a backdrop behind him with the EAW logo primarily in focus while he grips a microphone in his hand, clearly ready for an interview to take place right now. After a long moment, he then begins to speak towards the camera.)
Michael Belfort: Good evening everyone, I hope you’re having a wonderful day. Friday Night Dynasty so far has been grand, with moments that I’m sure we’re not going to forget. But of course, how can we keep the ball rolling if we don’t have a refresher of the previous week? Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome at this time… Kensi.
(The crowd begins to boo loudly upon seeing Kensi make her way into the scene, looking at Michael with a smirk on her face while nodding her head towards him in a form of greeting. Michael lets the EAW Universe quiet down for a moment, before continuing to speak.)
Michael Belfort: Now we all saw what happened on the last episode of Dynasty just as vividly as you did. Lisa Wren put her spot in the Universal Women’s Championship Extreme Elimination Chamber on the line against Serenity Valdez. Lisa was on the brink of victory and was looking to keep her position at Road To Redemption solidified, but you swooped in and cost her the match in turn interchanging her with Serenity in the Chamber. I’m sure we can start off with the obvious question that we all have right now, why?
(Kensi looks down at her feet for a moment, seemingly in deep thought before sarcastically shrugging her shoulders while she looks back up at Michael.)
Kensi: Well I don’t know what you expected, it was bound to happen at some point. This business is one that’s quite simply a dog eat dog world, you have to do what you have to do to get ahead, and that was just me playing smarter, not harder. I’ll admit, as much as I tried to resolve issues and patch up anything that arose between the two of us, Lisa & I were inevitably going to lead to self destruction. But to hear people say that it’s been my fault? That I’m the reason that poor little Lisa has watched her career crumble in every sense of the word? They just don’t see it through my lens… I was just cutting the deadweight like anyone else would.
Michael Belfort: Well there is indeed some controversy surrounding that but at the end of the day, I’m sure you’re satisfied with what you did. Moving onto the next question, now that you presumably got what you wanted, what’s next for Kensi?
Kensi: What’s next for me? Well, wherever the road takes me I guess. There are a lot of doors that are opened now that I don’t have to worry about someone else and I can finally shine as the singles competitor in a scenario where I thrive. So who knows what I might have up my sleeve? I just might have to think on it and make my move, but I assure you one thing and one thing only, my luck is going to turn around for the better. I feel better than ever now that I can finally spread my wings instead of them being restrained, and now I can finally focus on the only thing that matters in my eyes… that’s my career-
???: I’ll be damned if I let someone like Stripperella get away with what she’s done.
Kensi: Speak of the devil…
(Kensi turns her head to show the camera panning over to put Lisa Wren in focus while she walks into the camera frame. She is clearly very unhappy and makes it known with the absolutely despicable glare that she has directed towards Kensi, who seems to be nothing but arrogant while she looks towards her.)
Lisa Wren: The audacity, the fucking AUDACITY. Do you know what the fuck you just got yourself into? Not only have you had the gall to badmouth me these past few weeks and belittle me while trying to play it off as nothing more than play talk, but now you go on and cost me an opportunity that I’ve been fighting for MONTHS for. You think you could just move on with your life and not give a damn about the repercussions? Well here’s your fucking karma bitch.
Kensi: My my, not even a hello? Look, I’m sorry that had to happen to you, but you would’ve done the same thing if you were in my position. I understand the amount of effort that we put into this little partnership of ours to make it work, it took a lot of persuading on my part and it worked out in the end. But we both know that it just wasn’t built to last, we were never going to acquire what we had sought because there was always going to be that one outlier. And honey, you’re that outlier that cost us direly. So I for no reason have evil intentions on my mind, I wouldn’t hurt a fly, but to say I was doing it to hurt Lisa Wren? Impossible.
Lisa Wren: That’s what you want us to believe, but I ain’t stupid. I’ve learned the truth now, after I realized how stupid it was to even put any sort of trust in you in the first place I looked deep inside of me to see the reality of this whole situation that I’ve had for you. You were never looking out for me like you desperately tried to persuade me to believe, you were only in it for personal gain like the two-faced bitch you are. Then when things didn’t go our way? You didn’t hesitate a moment to shift blame on anyone that wasn’t named Stripperella.
Kensi: How dare you, in what world would that even be close to true? The only thing that I could ever do was help the misfortunate, and no matter how stubborn you were, that’s what I was set on making you realize. This whole tag team? Was made off of the basis of the faith that I put into you. But no matter what, nothing would change even under my guidance, Lisa. We know that the only truth in this ENTIRE scenario is saying that I was your meal ticket! Now you want to try and twist and bend the story in your favor to vilify me? It seems like you really need to be put in your place, and I’ll gladly be the person that does it for you. You want a match with me that badly?! You got it!
Lisa Wren: I’ll see you at Road To Redemption then, bitch.
(Lisa walks away with a scowl on her face while Kensi has a hand on her heart, waving her other like a fan while she shrugged her shoulders and turned around and walked off, leaving a fearful Michael Belfort to his own leisure as its the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty then begins to fade to commercial from there.)
(A commercial is shown for Hawkeye on Disney+ starring the show’s biggest fan, Drake King.)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(On and On” by Missy Elliott [instrumental] hits to cheers from the crowd.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from British Columbia, Canada weighing in at 130 pounds she is the “Grown Ass Woman” LISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Lisa Wren comes out to heavy cheers as she looks pissed off and not feeling like messing around.)
Flannery McCoy: Well Lisa Wren has to be pissed this week after losing her spot in the chamber. I wouldn’t want to be her opponent because she is sure to be taking out some of those frustrations here tonight!
Jake Mercer: ROFL! She only has herself to blame! Maybe try taking out the frustrations on herself instead!
Stew-O: It’s called taking responsibility Jake. Lisa Wren knows that she deserved that spot and now she has something to prove!!!
(“Flying On My Own (Dave Audé Remix)” by Céline Dion hits!!!)
Stephie Love: And her opponent fro-
(But Lisa Wren charges up the ramp and tackles Kristen Melody Myers as she makes her way through the curtain!!! Lisa Wren just took her head off!!!)
Stew-O: Lisa Wren has Kristen Myers by the hair as she drags her to the ring! She’s not gonna wait for her entrance! Lisa wants to fight and she wants to fight NOW!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: We are underway as Lisa Wren immediately is on the attack assaulting Kristen Myers who appears unable to defend herself from Lisa’s onslaught. Lisa going in hammering away on Kristen who falls down to her knees and Lisa yanks her back up and bashes her head repeatedly off the turnbuckle. Kristen turns around trying to fight back but Lisa easily dodges and begins ramming her into the corner with repeated Shoulder Thrusts. Kristen is being destroyed as she can barely stand up but Lisa is just going in even more as she can’t stop won’t stop. Lisa whips Kristen hard across the ring as she nearly goes flying over the top rope to the outside from the impact. Lisa seems to think that she has something to prove as she bashes forearms into the back of the neck of Kristen in the corner until Kristen is barely able to stand and rests on the middle rope looking to be in pain.
Stew-O: Lisa Wren whips Kristen Myers across the ring with authority but Kristen leaps up to the top rope! Kristen flies back with a Flying Bodypress!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT LISA WREN CATCHES HER!!! LISA THROWS KRISTEN MYERS INTO A SPINNING FIREMAN’S CARRY TAKEDOWN SMASHING KRISTEN’S BACK!!! Kristen writhing in pain but Lisa is not done as she pulls Kristen back up and bashes her head off the top turnbuckle before dragging her back up. She positions Kristen upside down and drops her down on her head with a Spike Piledriver! That may be all she wrote there as Kristen is now motionless and just as silent as she has been all week.
Flannery McCoy: Lisa Wren yanks Kristen Myers back up and whips her across the ring before throwing her up with a Back Body Drop. Kristen lands on her back as Lisa goes down on her and locks her into a tight Bear Hug dragging her back up and throwing her back and forth before slamming Kristen down who ragdolls to the mat. Lisa stomps down hard repeatedly on the knees of Kristen to keep her down on the mat. She grabs her hair and slams her head repeatedly down into the mat causing a red blood stain as it looks like Kristen’s nose has been busted wide open! Lisa now just slapping the shit out of Kristen who desperately tries to cover up but Lisa climbs around onto her back and begins to deliver hard palm strikes to the back of the head just slapping the shit out of Kristen who is taking hard blows to the back of the head and may be suffering intense cranial damage here tonight!
Stew-O: Lisa Wren laughs at her opponent’s weakness as she drags her back up and connects with an STO Backbreaker!!! GOD DAMN THAT LOOKED BRUTAL!!! LISA WITH THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… LISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREN!!!!!!!!!!
(On and On” by Missy Elliott [instrumental] hits to cheers from the crowd.)
Flannery McCoy: GOD DAMN! What an absolutely dominant performance by Lisa Wren here tonight! Lisa is back on track in a big way!
Stew-O: Lisa Wren showed that she is not down and out here tonight and that when she has something to prove she is not one to be messed with.
Jake Mercer: Kristen Myers is deceased but hopefully she will take a look at the determination that Lisa Wren showed here tonight and maybe she too can bounce back like this in the future!!!
(A commercial is shown for Crypto.com starring Andrea Valentine.)
(Dynasty opens up inside StarrStan’s office where he is seen sitting back in the seat behind his desk. He doesn’t look happy. In fact, the way that he has his hand pressed up against his forehead indicates that he’s moreso concerned than anything. He shakes his head in disapproval.)
KNOCK! KNOCK!
(Suddenly, StarrStan raises his head up, as he hears the knocking on his office door.)
StarrStan: Come in!!
(After a moment, the door opens up where we see none other than Sierra step into the office. Sierra has a serious look on her face, as she steps closer to StarrStan.)
Sierra: You wanted to see me?
StarrStan: :francis:
(StarrStan instantly gets up from his seat. His face showing an expression that shows that he is clearly upset with Sierra.)
StarrStan: What was that all about? Why in the world was I watching Saturday Night Showdown, and witnessing one of MY Dynasty Elitists invading their show, and harming two of THEIR Elitists? The actions that you made last weekend were irresponsible.. Do you realize the type of justification that’s going to be in my explanation as to why one of my roster members invaded another show unwarrented?
(Sierra shrugs her shoulders)
Sierra: Yeah.. Yeah..
(StarrStan’s raises his eyebrow after realizing that Sierra doesn’t regret a single thing that she did on Showdown last weekend.)
Sierra: You see Starr.. You look at me and you speak to me as if I should feel ashamed for what I did to Limmy Monaghan and Lethal Consequences on Showdown last weekend, but that’s something that I simply won’t do. I am not ashamed.. I don’t regret a single thing.. Everything that I did was done with a purpose. I didn’t go to Showdown without reason. You see, when Ximena came to me and shoved the fact that she’s got a shot at the Universal Women’s Championship in my face, I heared that statement loud and clear especially since I was stepping into Road to Redemption empty handed. It just flipped a switch in my head, and at that moment, I knew that things needed to change. I couldn’t remain sitting on the sidelines, because I know that I am better than that. The simple fact that I was on the outside looking in made me feel a type of way.. I’ll admit.. I’m a scorned and unhappy person.. And because of that, it makes me hungry and longing for something to sink my teeth into. I want to brutalize and eviscerate my competition, so what better way than to go the Hardcore Route? Lethal Consequences isn’t the guy that can truly test Limmy as Hardcore Champion. Just look at the tape and you can see that there’s nothing from that match that should make you believe that Lethal Consequences can live up to the status of Hardcore that he thinks he has. He’s trying to tell Limmy that Monaghan isn’t even Hardcore, yet the shoe fits him more than anyone else.. And because of that, Hurricane Hawk should be glad that someone like me is stepping up and willing to bring Monaghan a challenge, because we all know allowing Lethal Consequences to get a shot just isn’t it. My pressence on Showdown should be enough to show that I’m more than deserving to be an alternative as number one contender for that belt.. I understand the risks that I’m going to need to take and if I need to take myself to a point that I’ve never witnessed before.. No matter how far I need to take myself mentally and physically I will do it if it means being Hardcore Champion when all is said and done..
(Sierra says these words with absolute seriousness. She truly wants to show what she can do as a hardcore Elitist, and feels that she’s the best opponent Limmy Monaghan could have. In her eyes, Lethal Consequences could never bring the type of fight that she hopes to bring to Limmy Monaghan. StarrStan looks off to the side, sighs, and shrugs his shoulders knowing there isn’t much he can do now.)
StarrStan: Well, it’s too late to go back now.. I can’t flatout deny something that you’re adamant on.. You’ve already put the steps towards it, and must finish what you started.. Just know, however, that whatever happens next is on you..
Sierra: And I’ll be ready for whenever it is..
(Sierra nods to StarrStan as he nods back at her. Sierra then turns around, and exits out of StarrStan’s office. Starr then sits back into his seat behind his desk as the screen fades elsewhere.)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘The Triumph of King Freak (A Crypt of Preservation and Superstition)’ by Rob Zombie hits as Solomon Stane comes out to the ring wearing a Mojave Madman t-shirt as he intimidates fans on the way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Las Vegas, Nevada weighing in at a whopping 300 pounds he is “The Mojave Madman” SOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMON STAAAAAAAAAAANNNNEEEEEEEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: Well we saw earlier in the night what happened regarding Solomon and that was after Ronn Banks confirmed that he would be facing Andre Walker at An Aussie Summer Christmas Spectacular, Solomon attacked Andre from behind with a lead pipe and completely laid him out standing tall. Now you just have to wonder how highly Solomon is feeling about himself right now.
Stew-O: He’s looking to follow this up with one hell of a win tonight against a former Champion and I’m sure that he has no problem with doing so tonight. He’s going to put in the work, but is he going to get the results he desires?
Jake Mercer: Of course! He’s Solomon Stane. I don’t know what you expect. The terrorizer of catering knows no bounds and I think that stays the same tonight.
(‘Hey Superstar’ by Madina Lake hits as Sierra makes her way out with a serious expression on her face. Dead focused and ready to go to the extreme, she makes her way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent from San Jose, California weighing in at 121 pounds she is “The Visionaire” SIERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAA!!!
Flannery McCoy: Well we all know the deal with Sierra who last week popped her head up on Showdown and attacked Limmy Monaghan staking her claim for the Hardcore Championship. It’s clear that she’s out for blood and that she was going to stop at nothing to get it.
Stew-O: Could it possibly be something to spite Ximena Velasquez after everything that she said to her? Possibly, but all we know is that Sierra is in title contention now and a loss is something that she just can’t afford tonight.
Jake Mercer: She couldn’t afford her boyfriend as well clearly! HAH! GOOD! #Dramille
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: Here we go as this match is officially underway, with both Solomon and Sierra beginning to circle around the ring before engaging in a collar-and-elbow tie up! Of course we know that Solomon has the obvious advantage, but Sierra is fearless in her attempts so who the hell knows. Stane looks pissed as he quickly positions himself around back behind Sierra and tosses her with the quickness throwing her back with a vicious German Suplex! Sierra goes flying across the ring as Stane stays on her grabbing her from behind and yanking her back up for another German Suplex. He pulls her up again with a Belly to Belly Suplex this time as he is going Suplex crazy and just hitting all kinds of suplexes up in here like a madman.
Stew-O: Solomon Stane is unleased as Sierra suddenly gets back up and kicks him in the face with a lightning fast Superkick! Holy shit how did Sierra get up so fast after taking three brutal suplexes in a row? Looks like Sierra is tougher than she looks! Sierra now goes in as she grabs Solomon looking vicious and waiting for him to get back up. She charges in and kicks him hard in the face with a Bicycle Kick kicking him over the top rope and out of the ring. Stane goes tumbling over the top rope causing an earthquake as he flies over the top and smashes down upon the floor. But Sierra rolls out of the ring as well, stalking the big man as she runs around the ring at full speed.
Jake Mercer: SIERRA SPEARS SOLOMON STANE RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE AT RINGSIDE!!! HOLY SHIT SIERRA WITH THAT RUTHLESS AGGRESSION AND SHE JUST ISN’T GOING TO BE STOPPED WHEN SHE’S LIKE THIS! SHE MIGHT BE SMALLER THAN SOLOMON STANE BUT YOU KNOW SHE PACKS A PUNCH REGARDLESS. Stane is completely leveled but Sierra also took herself out with that move and now is crawling through the wreckage and pulling Stane back up with all her strength to toss the big man back into the ring where he is now at her mercy. Sierra goes for the first cover of this match and perhaps the last!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe-
Flannery McCoy: No! SOLOMON STANE POWERS OUT WITH AUTHORITY!!! He kicks out so hard he sends Sierra flying through the air as she does a backflip in midair and lands flat on her head in the ring jolting her spine painfully. Stane slams his fists on the ground and lets out an almighty roar as he stomps back to his feet with teeth clenched looking extremely murderous. Stane gives zero fucks whatsoever as he grabs Sierra and rams his knee repeatedly into her chest causing her to lose all the breathe she has stored up in her lungs.
Stew-O: Solomon Stane out here literally taking Sierra’s breathe away and you love to see it. Stane yanks Sierra back up and signals that he is about to drop her on her head. He hooks the arm and lifts her up… BRAINBUSTER INCOMING!!!! No! Sierra falls off and she falls behind!
Jake Mercer: Sierra lands behind Solomon Stane and grabs him. German Suplex! No! Sierra can’t quite get Stane back up! Stane breaks free of Sierra’s grasp and lifts her up overhead!!! He begins to spin around as he goes around and around getting Sierra extremely dizzy! Sierra falls off… but she manages to somehow land on her feet! She grabs Stane from behind hooking her arms around his neck… But Stane breaks free! Sierra shoves him forward as he bounces off the ropes and comes stampeding back towards her… RUNNING TACKLE FROM STANE!!! NO! SIERRA COUNTERS IN MIDAIR AND HOOKS THE HEAD DROPPING HIM WITH A LEAPING DDT AND DRIVING STANE’S HEAD DOWN ONTO THE MAT!!! STANE JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT AND SIERRA GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Solomon Stane kicks out!!! Sierra nearly had it there but not quite!!! Sierra slowly wearing the big man down and he just might not last much longer! Stane back up as Sierra waits for him… she charges in… SIERRA WITH A RUNNING SPEAR AT FULL SPEED!!! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR!!!!
Stew-O: NO! SOLOMON STANE CATCHES HER AND TAKES HER DOWN WITH A SPINEBUSTER NEARLY BREAKING THE RING AND SENDING HER STRAIGHT TO HELL!!! Stane back up as he gives a cutthroat gesture before lifting up Sierra and dropping her back down with a thunderous Brainbuster!!! Sierra just got her spine broken!!! Solomon Stane not done yet!!! He lifts her back up… ANOTHER BRAINBUSTER!!! STOP! STOP! YOU ARE GOING TO KILL HER! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! SIERRA JUST GOT HER BRAIN BUSTED!!! STANE WITH THE COVER ON THE DEAD AF SIERRA!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Jake Mercer: Sierra somehow kicks out!!! That may not have been a good idea as Solomon Stane has a sick smile on his face! Just stay down Sierra!!! Stane smiling as he backs into the corner and waits for his prey to get back up. Sierra slowly recovering as Stane is no doubt going to take her head off the moment she gets back up. Stay down Sierra! You don’t want none of this smoke! But the will to fight is too strong as Sierra is up and Stane is charging in! Stane is going to destroy Sierra!! HE CHARGES IN WITH A THUNDEROUS TACKLE!!!
Flannery McCoy: But Sierra leaps up and over!!! Solomon Stane crashes at full speed into the corner and bounces off!!! Sierra with the rollup from behind!!! Sierra finna steal it!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: BUT SOLOMON GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Both of them are scrambling up to their feet now, AS SOLOMON REELS HIS ARM BACK AND GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE TO THE HEAD OF SIERRA! But Sierra manages to duck that running the ropes and back, BEFORE SPRINGING OFF THE ROPES AND CONNECTING WITH A SPRINGBOARD BACK ELBOW TO DROP HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!
Jake Mercer: Sierra isn’t done though, popping right back up to her feet and seizing the opportunity while she can, running to the ropes while Solomon is down! SIERRA GOING FOR STUPID BITCH! THE HANDSPRING MOONSAULT TO COMPLETELY TAKE OUT SOLOMON RIGHT HERE!
Flannery McCoy: But Solomon manages to move out of the way just before it can connect leaving nobody home for Sierra to connect with! Sierra grabbing her gut while she slowly gets up to her feet, BUT IS PROMPTLY MAULED DOWN TO THE CANVAS BY SOLOMON! Solomon now with a pissed off expression grabbing Sierra by her hair before bringing her up to her feet, BEFORE SOLOMON GOES FOR THE KEY OF SOLOMON! THE SITOUT FORWARD FIREMAN’S SLAM INCOMING!
Stew-O: But Sierra manages to slip off of the shoulders and fall behind Solomon, BEFORE STEPPING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF SOLOMON’S HEAD WHICH DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Sierra grabbing hold of Solomon, and I think she’s about to go for it right here! SIERRA GOING FOR PRIMA DONNA! THE SLICED BREAD #2 INCOMING!
Jake Mercer: WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE! SOMEONE JUST ATTACKED SIERRA FROM BEHIND, IT’S XIMENA VELASQUEZ! XIMENA HAS ARRIVED!
(DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: SIERRA IS DOWN WHILE XIMENA KICKS SOLOMON IN THE SIDE BEFORE GRABBING HIM AND THROWING HIM OUT OF THE RING, HE DOESN’T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT HIM IN THE SLIGHTEST. XIMENA IS BEGINNING TO PUMMEL DOWN ON SIERRA RELENTLESSLY AND THANKS TO HER, THIS MATCH IS A NO CONTEST!
Stew-O: SIERRA CAN’T DEFEND HERSELF DUE TO ALL THE WEARINESS AND AGONY THAT SHE’S BEEN THROUGH AND XIMENA IS SIMPLY LOOKING TO CAP IT OFF RIGHT HERE, XV! ONE ARMED POWERBOMB SCOOPS SIERRA UP AND DROPS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! XIMENA VELASQUEZ STANDS TALL IN A DOMINANT FASHION!
(‘Recreant’ by Chelsea Grin begins to play through the speakers of the arena while Ximena immediately begins to make her way out of the ring, not bothering to bask in her moment while security makes their way out and for extra measure, begin to escort her to the backstage area. Sierra is down and out while she’s checked in on by an official who tries to wake her up as it’s the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty fades to commercial from there.)
(The camera cuts to a commercial for the EAW logo NFT on sale now for only $50,000. You won’t own the EAW logo graphics but you will own the NFT and destroy the environment and in the end isn’t that what really matters?)
(Friday Night Dynasty fades to the backstage area where Dynasty’s Head Backstage Interviewer, Michael Belfort is seen speed walking through the backstage area. He seems to be in a rush, possibly catching up to someone before he yells out as the camera shows none other than Ximena Velasquez walking through the halls of the backstage area.)
Michael Belfort: Ximena, if you don’t mind we’d like to ask you why you did what you just did out there attacking Sierra-
Ximena Velasquez: Sierra got EVERYTHING that was coming for her. I noticed how her jealousy of La Diosa got the better of her and she decided to take a visit to Showdown and challenge for the Hardcore Championship, good on her. I’m glad that she felt left out and lower than someone like myself who already had a Championship opportunity going for her from the get go. But the difference between both of us is that I’m actually going to pry the Universal Women’s Championship off the corpse of Ms. Extreme, something that I should’ve done long ago. Meanwhile Sierra will meet the same fate that she always had before, and that’s defeat. If you have the guts to do it, you’ll face me at An Aussie Summer Christmas Spectacular one-on-one and watch me wipe the floor with you exactly what was expected of me to do. Then, and only then, will you get a first class ticket to see what REAL Championship gold looks like.
(Ximena then takes her palm and shoves Michael away, signifying that she’s done talking before she storms away from the scene with blood still continuing to course through her veins. Michael has a timid look on her face but shakes his head while Friday Night Dynasty begins to fade to elsewhere from there.)
(Friday Night Dynasty comes back to the arena as the sounds of ‘Witches Burn’ by The Pretty Reckless blasting through the speakers of the arena to a solid mixed reaction being reverberated from the EAW Universe in response. Harlow Reichert is then seen making her way out to the stage, holding her respective half of the Unified Tag Team Championship while standing at the center of the stage. After a while, ‘Witches Burn’ then transitions into ‘It Has Begun’ by Starset which plays up allowing Xavier Williams to follow behind her with his half of the Unified Tag Team Championship resting on his shoulder. Both of them look at one another before raising their Championships in the air, before making their way down the ramp and to the ring side by side.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing at this time… the EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS & HARLOW REICHERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well last week Xavier & Harlow definitely had their hands full with their challengers heading into their Unified Tag Team Championship defense. On Dynasty The Haircare Kings took a visit to talk down to Harlow & Xavier, where after they responded, Chris Elite launched a surprise attack towards two of them leading him and Jake Smith to stand tall in the end.
Flannery McCoy: That didn’t stop both Xavier & Harlow from taking a visit to Sunday Night Voltage, where Xavier managed to get a victory against Chris and make one hell of a statement in the process. It’s something that they have to be holding their heads high with, but now they look to once again speak their mind as the December festivities grow closer and closer.
Jake Mercer: Xavlow is my favorite couple… couple of LOSERS. #Dramille #Dramille #Dramille #Dramille #Dramille
(Xavier and Harlow begin to make their way around the ring, with Xavier jumping up onto the apron and holding the ropes down for Harlow to enter in as both meet at the center of the ring. They once again take their Unified Tag Team Championships and raise it pridefully in the air before bringing it back down onto their shoulders. They take microphones for themselves before making their way towards the center of the ring, with ‘It Has Begun’ beginning to come to a close after a while.)
Harlow Reichert: I’m sure all of you would love to hear our response to what occurred this past weekend, and we’ll be happy to tell you because unlike Jake Smith & Chris Elite, we don’t need excuses to explain what happened. But if there’s one thing that I take out of it, for the most part, I’m glad that our challengers were smart enough to comprehend what gets our attention, because it’s something that hasn’t really dawned over the heads of our previous defenses. Sure they did exactly what has defined them their entire careers, and that’s take the cowardly route out of every situation that they find themselves in. But I’d be a fool to say that it wasn’t a step up from everyone else that we’ve faced.
Xavier Williams: Despite our doubts due to severe incompetency which stems from the both of them, I don’t doubt that they won’t go down without a fight. But barring their cowardice, I hope they realize after last week on Sunday Night Voltage that you can say the same thing for the two of us. There’s only one thing that keeps me in this business, and that’s these Unified Tag Team Championships, for Harlow. It’s an obligation that I feel that I need to keep to the fullest extent, which means that absolutely nobody will take this away from us. No matter what this company will continue to throw at us constantly, time after time again.
Harlow Reichert: And they’ve thrown a lot, mostly consisting of bullshit and disrespect towards the two of us. But the one thing that we’ve done regardless is rise to the occasion, not letting those saddening moments define us. We have fought for a lot, worked our asses off more than anyone else can really say they have, so it should’ve been self-explanatory from the get go why we weren’t going to let Jake & Chris even come close to consideration for victory against the two of us. Our goal is to elevate the Unified Tag Team Championships, out of the depths that it resided in and to new heights that have never been fathomed before. Evidently, after all we talked about during our reign, our work isn’t done. It will never be done as long as we have something to say about it.
Xavier Williams: I beat Chris Elite last week and now, we go on to beat the both of them in three weeks time. There’s a lot on the line for the two of us but we wouldn’t have it any other way, because quite frankly, that’s when we thrive. They can say whatever they want to us, they can say that they’re going to throw their best at us and give it their all. While we believe that, it’s the same song and dance that we’ve heard on a swivel since we won the titles from people that want a shot at us and the same result has happened every single time, failure. The Haircare Kings will reach, might even stretch far enough to touch the stars, but no matter how much they’ll try, they’ll never be able to touch us.
(‘It Has Begun’ once again begins to blast through the speakers of the arena as both Xavier and Harlow drop their microphones down to the canvas. They take their Unified Tag Team Championships and both raise it high in the air while the crowd cheer in support for the two of them. From there, both Xavier and Harlow begin to make their leave, with serious expressions being presented by the camera while they make their way up the ramp and to the backstage area. From there, both of them make their leave as it’s the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty fades to elsewhere from there.)
(A commercial is shown for the EAW YouTube channel where official titantrons are shown for all your favorite Elitists… minus Ronan Malosi, he still has to pay for it.)
(‘Zombie’ by Bad Wolves begins to blast through the speakers of the arena to the loud cheers of the crowd upon seeing the Universal Women’s Champion, Ms. Extreme make her way out to the stage. She’s wearing casual clothing while she makes her way down the ramp and towards the ring from there.)
Stew-O: Well look who decided to take a visit to our next match of the night. Ms. Extreme of course has to be doing some scouting of the competition for her Extreme Elimination Chamber, and what better than taking a visit to a preview match on Dynasty tonight?
(Ms. Extreme takes a seat at ringside and crosses her legs with a smirk on her face before ‘Zombie’ transitions to “Recreant” by Chelsea Grin plays as Ximena Velasquez walks out to a chorus of boos, to which she doesn’t pay any attention to as she makes her way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR….
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST….FROM EL PASO, TEXAS….WEIGHING IN AT 180 POUNDS….XIIIMEEENNNNAAA VEEELLLASSSSQUUUEEZZZZ!!!!!
Stew-O: Ximena has been someone that has been juggling a lot these past few weeks and that has been made evident with the situation that she finds herself in right now and the one that was seen earlier in the night as well. While participating in the Universal Women’s Championship Extreme Elimination Chamber, she also finds herself nearing the Christmas show that we have afterward facing a revenge-set Sierra.
Flannery McCoy: But I’m sure the one thing that Ximena welcomes regardless is a challenge. She’s dead set on redeeming herself and doing what she couldn’t do previously and that was claim the Universal Women’s Champion and in the process, make herself look like one hell of a threat now that she turned the next page in the book of her career. ‘La Diosa’ is looking to make herself known, and that doesn’t come so easy.
Jake Mercer: Exactly! Don’t doubt Ximena! The power of her ancestors will help her through just like mine do for me and believe me, they can really do no wrong.
Flannery McCoy: Did your ancestors motivate you to whatever you call a Thanksgiving dinner that you unfortunately posted on Social Stream?
Jake Mercer: :roman: Next entrance please.
(‘Dolla Sign Slime’ by Lil Nas X, Megan Thee Stallion hits as Serenity Valdez walks out to a mixed reaction from the crowd. She soaks in the reaction as she struts down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT …..FROM TIJUANA, MEXICO….WEIGHING IN AT 126 POUNDS….SEERREENNIITTYYY VAALLLDDEEEZZZZZ!!!!
Stew-O: Well I’m sure Serenity has to be sky high right now for a logical reason. Last week she managed to get a huge win, bar the shenanigans, over Lisa Wren to get herself a spot in the Universal Women’s Championship Extreme Elimination Chamber match, and you have to wonder just how much of a morale booster that must’ve been for her knowing that she gets the opportunity of a lifetime heading into Road To Redemption.
Flannery McCoy: But now she gets to prove that she deserves this opportunity even more by facing someone else in the match alongside her. Serenity is going to have to throw her best towards one of the best on the Friday Night Dynasty roster, the question is, can she manage to pull through and come out on top when it counts?
Jake Mercer: I mean, I’m sure she’d want to. DUH FLANNERY, goddamn, do I have to be the only smart and logistical person at this commentary table. Why aren’t any of you free thinkers?!
(Both ladies stare across the ring from one another in opposite corners as the referee calls for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: Here we go, this Universal Women’s Championship Extreme Elimination Chamber preview match is officially underway! Both Ximena and Serenity are bursting out of their corners, beginning to circle around the ring and scavenge the competition, just waiting to see who’s going to make the first move in this scenario. Both of them meet towards the center of the ring, looking to engage in a collar-and-elbow tie up to kick this match off!
Stew-O: But it’s Ximena that sends a boot to the midsection of Serenity that sends her backwards! The cheap shot from Ximena Velasquez definitely does not make Serenity such a happy camper, AS SERENITY LAUNCHES FORWARD AND BEGINS TO ABSOLUTELY UNLOAD WITH PUNCHES TOWARDS THE FACE OF XIMENA! Ximena didn’t expect that, taken off guard while she tries to block, finding herself slowly being backed up against the ropes in the process! Serenity grabs hold of the arm of Ximena before sending her towards the ropes and back with an Irish whip, RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE!
Jake Mercer: But it misses as Ximena ducks under it, both of them swiftly turn around, BEFORE XIMENA RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A CLOTHESLINE OF HER OWN TO DROP SERENITY DOWN TO THE CANVAS AS A RESULT! Serenity realizes the danger she’s in, immediately beginning to roll out of the ring and create some distance between the two of them before the situation can worsen, but Ximena is hot on her tail beginning to roll out of the ring and grab ahold of Serenity! BEFORE TAKING SERENITY AND THROWING HER SPINE FIRST AGAINST THE BARRICADE WITH BRUTALITY!
Flannery McCoy: Ximena is looking to keep the momentum going, THIS TIME GRABBING THE HEAD OF SERENITY AND LOOKING TO THROW HER INTO THE STEEL STEPS! BUT SERENITY PREVENTS IT AND INSTEAD TURNS IT AROUND AND THROWS XIMENA INTO THE STEPS AS A COUNTER! Serenity dips down to a knee for a moment, trying to catch her breath while she grabs hold of Ximena and begins to slowly roll her into the ring.
(Serenity’s line of view catches Ms. Extreme who is watching amused at the match so far, with her arms crossed looking back at her. She mouths a few words towards her before focusing in back on the competition from there.)
Flannery McCoy: Serenity climbing up onto the apron and then beginning to scale up to the top turnbuckle! SERENITY LEAPING OFF THE TOP ROPE AND COMPLETELY NAILING XIMENA WITH A DIVING METEORA! FOLLOWED UP WITH A COVER!
OOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Stew-O: XIMENA REVERSES THE PIN INTO ONE OF HER OWN!!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT SERENITY MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP JUST IN TIME! Both competitors realize the severity of the situation that they find themselves in and quickly race to their feet. XIMENA RUSHING TOWARDS SERENITY LOOKING TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE MAT! But Serenity manages to sidestep and send Ximena into the corner, WITH SERENITY RUNNING FORWARD AND SENDING A SHOULDER THRUST TOWARDS HER ABDOMEN! Serenity has Ximena backed up as she begins to deliver several body shots and right hands, before slowly beginning to lift Ximena up with all of her might to the top rope! Serenity is beginning to climb up there as well, and it’s clear that we know that Serenity might have in mind for this match!
Flannery McCoy: Both of them are trading punch after punch towards one another, with a warrior mentality that continues to push them forward! They’re teetering on the edge now, BUT IT’S SERENITY THAT SENDS A KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE OF XIMENA! Ximena is stunned while Serenity begins to set her up, BEFORE LIFTING HER OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND GOING FOR A SUPERPLEX!
Stew-O: But before that can happen Ximena manages to drop her weight before sending a stiff elbow shot to her face! Ximena muscling out the strength to keep going before beginning to pick Serenity up, showing some massive strength right now! BEFORE TAKING HER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BEAUTIFUL AVALANCHE POWERBOMB! SERENITY DROPPED IMMEDIATELY ONTO HER NECK AND YOU KNOW THAT JUST HAD TO HURT!
Jake Mercer: Ximena doesn’t go for the cover though, perhaps she’s looking to do something more to make sure she ends this match with the utmost efficiency. She picks Serenity off of the mat, BEFORE GOING FOR XV! THE ONE HANDED POWERBOMB TO DRIVE SERENITY DOWN INTO THE CANVAS LOOKING TO CONNECT LIKE A HEAT SEEKING MISSILE!
Flannery McCoy: But Serenity manages to fight out of it as she twirls around and connects with a kick to the midsection, BEFORE DROPPING XIMENA DOWN TO THE MAT WITH EL ULTIMO BAILE! THE RECOIL CONNECTS COMPLETELY DROPPING XIMENA DOWN TO THE GROUND AS SHE ROLLS XIMENA OVER ONTO HER BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG GOING FOR A PIN ATTEMPT! COULD THIS BE IT?!
ONNNNNNNNEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Stew-O: BUT IT’S XIMENA THAT MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP JUST IN TIME! Serenity is right back up to her feet, grabbing Ximena by her head while she brings her up too, before she drives the knee into the face of Ximena repeatedly! Ximena is hurt and it’s clear that Serenity is the one that has the upperhand now, Serenity taking a step back, BEFORE RUNNING TOWARDS XIMENA!
Jake Mercer: BUT XIMENA WITH A BACKHAND THAT DROPS SERENITY DOWN TO THE GROUND! Serenity is down but Ximena brings her up, placing her between her legs now and looking to set something up! But Serenity once again manages to twirl out of it, BEFORE PULLING THE ARM OF XIMENA IN AND CONNECTING WITH A HIGH KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE OF XIMENA THAT DROPS HER DOWN TO A SINGULAR KNEE!
Flannery McCoy: Serenity running to the ropes, LOOKING TO DELIVER A BRUTAL KICK TO THE SIDE OF XIMENA’S HEAD! But it’s Ximena that moves out of the way, RUNNING TOWARDS THE ROPES AND BACK BEFORE HOPING TO GO FOR A RUNNING KNEE THIS TIME TO TAKE SERENITY DOWN! BUT IT’S SERENITY THAT MANAGES TO POP UP BEFORE LOOKING TO TAKE XIMENA DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A SWINGING NECKBREAKER!
Stew-O: But Ximena manages to push off of Serenity before that can connect! Serenity looks very unhappy as she turns around and charges back at Ximena, GOING FOR A RUNNING BOOT TO THE FACE OF XIMENA! But it’s Ximena that manages to avoid it before pushing Serenity up against the ropes and sending her towards the opposite pair with an Irish whip! SERENITY BEING CAUGHT WITH A BACK BODY DROP BY XIMENA WHICH CONNECTS!
Jake Mercer: CLOTHESLINE FROM XIMENA, AND THEN ANOTHER ONE! AND XIMENA CONNECTS WITH AN ENZIGURI KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! XIMENA WALKS OVER TO THE CORNER AND GOES UP THE TOP ROPE….THE FLYING ELBOW DROP RIGHT TO THE HEART OF SERENITY!!
Stew-O: BUT SERENITY MOVES AT THE LAST SECOND!! Ximena is in perfect position now as Serenity runs off the ropes….HITTT THHEE LIIGHTTSS!!! THE KNEE TO THE BACK OF XIMENA’S HEAD! AND SERENITY HOOKS THE INSIDE LEG!!
OOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: THE REFEREE SPOTS XIMENA’S FOOT UNDERNEATH THE ROPE! GREAT RING AWARENESS THERE FROM XIMENA AS SERENITY CAN’T BELIEVE IT!
Stew-O: Serenity slowly gets up to her feet and she measures her going for Hit The Lights again…..AND….XIMENA POPS UP AND THROWS AN ELBOW TO THE FACE OF SERENITY STUNNING HER FOR A FEW SECONDS!
Jake Mercer: XIMENA RUNS AND GOES FOR THE SPEAR!!! BUT NOT SO FAST AS SERENITY SIDESTEPS AND SENDS XIMENA SHOULDER FIRST THROUGH THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE HITTING THE RING POST! SERENITY PULLS XIMENA OUT AND THEN GOES FOR THE ROLLUP!!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: XIMERA KICKS OUT ONCE MORE! AND NOW SERENITY RUNS FULL SPEED AT XIMENA ONCE MORE–
Jake Mercer: BUT SHE SIDESTEPS AND RUNS OFF THE OPPOSITE ROPES OF SERENITY….THE SPEAR!!! THE SPEAR LITERALLY CAUGHT SERENITY OUT OF NOWHERE! THE COVER FROM XIMENA AS SHE HOOKS THE LEG!
OOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Recreant’ begins to play up once again as Ximena Velasquez slowly pulls herself off of Serenity Valdez and sits up. She takes a moment to collect herself and catch her breath before she begins to pull herself up to her feet. The referee then begins to make their way over as well, taking Ximena’s hand and raising it high in the air in victory before Ximena begins her celebration of her victory tonight.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…….XIIIIMEEENNNAAA VEEELLASSSQUUUEEZZZZ!!!!
Flannery McCoy: A great win was accumulated here tonight for Ximena against a very game Serenity. This for sure has to make ‘La Diosa’ someone that is put on the map for this Extreme Elimination Chamber match, she is not someone to be looking over and she is going to be taking no prisoners heading into Road To Redemption.
Stew-O: Serenity put up the fight of her life and made sure that she made herself known, and while in the end it wasn’t exactly up to snuff, it proved that she could hang with the best and rise to the occasion. But nonetheless, congratulations to Ximena!
(Ximena looks at Ms. Extreme on the outside, a cold expression while she stares her down while Ms. Extreme’s face flushes in the process. Both of them look at one another for a long moment before Ximena leaves the ring, once again raising her hands in victory while she makes her way up the ramp from there. Serenity is then seen sitting against the corner, holding her ribs with an annoyed expression on her face that she unfortunately came up short tonight. It’s the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty begins to fade to elsewhere from there.)
(A commercial is shown for Spider-Man: No Way Home which has seen increased marketing because at this point, why the fuck not.)
(As Friday Night Dynasty returns from its scheduled break, the cameras get a few shots of the crowd before ‘Somebody Get Me a Doctor’ by Van Halen begins to play and the crowd lights up for Bethany Blue as she makes her way out! Dr. Blue takes a moment to stand on the stage, nodding her head before starting down the aisle!)
Stephie Love: Please welcome to the ring at this time…. DOCTOR BETHANY BLUE!!!!
Stew-O: We’ve seen Dr. Blue show up to Dynasty and make waves for herself almost immediately, so it’s no surprise in that getting success here upon being traded, she expected to find herself in position to be in an Extreme Elimination Chamber Match! It definitely seemed to have her confused as to why the man she beat at House of Glass, Terry Chambers, was getting spot in a Chamber while she was left with nothing.
Flannery McCoy: It’s hard to argue that and I don’t think anyone’s going to be convinced it was necessarily the right call considering that, most of all Dr. Blue!
Jake Mercer: It was an interesting decision… however, StarrStan couldn’t even explain himself when he had both her and Andrea in the ring because they were so determined to shout over each other! I don’t think there’s any pleasing either of them in this situation, really!
(Bethany enters the ring with a microphone that’d been left at the steps for her to retrieve and she eventually makes her way to the middle of the canvas, dressed in ring gear as she’s all prepared for her main event match against Xander Payne later on. Once her music fades out, she raises the microphone to speak.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: As I’m sure you all have come to know over the past few weeks of my interacting with Andrea Valentine, that her and I have been having our… disagreements about which one of us should’ve been put into an Extreme Elimination Chamber Match for a shot at a World Title. But really, there shouldn’t be any “disagreements” or “arguing” about who deserves what in this situation when the truth about it is obvious to everyone with a brain: me! The only thing that I’ve come to learn about Andrea over these few weeks is that she’s proven herself to be inconsiderate of others, especially me when I’ve so quickly shown that I should have an opportunity like that. Have I not proven myself from when I defeated Terry at House of Glass? Was that not enough for her? I defeated that man and now instead of having his spot in the Extreme Elimination Chamber, I’m having to watch him compete for it despite the fact that he didn’t do anything for it. But in seeing him get that opportunity and then having to hear Andrea say that she thinks she should’ve had an opportunity like that, I couldn’t simply continue to stand by and let someone else get something that I know that I should’ve had, something that I know I deserved.
Dr. Bethany Blue: I explained that as clear as I could to Andrea, and yet I’ve been vilified and spit on by a woman who only wanted a World Title shot for nothing more than her own personal gain. But me? A World Title shot is something that I’ve rarely been afforded and competing inside of an Extreme Elimination Chamber Match would’ve been an opportunity for me to prove that I’m ready for that kind of thing – a World Title, more main events, if not more consistently big matches like the one that I’ll have tonight and I say that with no pun intended – but I simply want to prove that I’m ready to take my career to that next level. It’s something that we as competitors strive to do – but Andrea’s selfishness is standing in the way of me accomplishing that, something that she’s already done. While I’m trying to prove myself, Andrea only wants a shot for own ego and it’s repulsive to me. Andrea’s gotten her opportunities time and time again but somehow I’m the one at fault for wanting to speak up and stand up for myself, so that people know that I simply won’t take being left on the sidelines? I’m not going to apologize for that and I’m certainly not going to feel bad, when the only one in the wrong here is her!
(Bethany nods her head reassuringly as she looks around at the crowd, wanting them to know that she was absolutely prepared to stand by her statements and back them up.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Andrea’s been the one caught up in her own personal image, wanting to make it seem like it could only be anyone else’s fault whenever she doesn’t get her way or what she wants so that she can keep up the image that she could never be in the wrong. She’s got every last one of you convinced that she can’t do anything wrong these days or that she’s going to be this perfect saint after some of the things that she did last season to her own friends, that she couldn’t possibly hurt a fly or any crap like that, but the way she’s decided to go about things with me have proven that that’s far from the truth. Andrea’s shown who she is and that’s nothing but a greedy, selfish, and quite frankly, jealous individual – and so apparently, that must mean that the rest of us must suffer in silence so that she can get what she wants not matter how long it’s going to take her. But not me, I won’t do it – I refuse to do it.
(Dr. Blue looks to the camera as she speaks with certainty, with determination that’s undeniable on her part.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Honestly, it’s sick to even think to consider it – no, Andrea’s the one that’s sick and now I’m about to set to make sure that she gets the antidote she deserves to cure the self-inflicted blindness she’s caused herself. She’s blind to the fact that she needs to simply step aside now, let other people have their chance – let ME have my chance so that I can get the opportunities and moments that I know I can earn and should have. Andrea might desire taking away opportunities from those who are less fortunate for her own personal gain, but I’m going to show her eventually that I’m the wrong bitch to try and take it from.
(Dr. Bethany Blue drops her microphone to the mat and makes her way to the ropes just after so that she can make her exit. ‘Somebody Get Me a Doctor’ by Van Halen begins to play again and Bethany hops down from the apron, making her way up the ramp.)
Flannery McCoy: I can see this going only one way, guys, and these two are going to have to have a match at some point! There’s no other way they can settle this!
Stew-O: They’re both so sure of themselves when it comes to who should’ve been taking a spot in the Chamber, that I have to agree with you, Flannery! Neither of them are going to back down from each other until then!
(By now, Bethany has reached the top of the stage and takes a moment to look at out the crowd before heading to the back, the scene fading out on the former Specialists Champion disappearing behind the curtain.)
(A commercial is shown for Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings starring Xander Payne.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR…-
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(“Can’t Tell Me Nothing” by Kanye West began to blast through the speakers as the Audience in attendance would erupt in a mixed reaction of cheers and boos as Johnny Andrews would walk through the curtain and onto the rampway. He would confidently pose, soaking in the reactions before making his way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA…WEIGHING IN AT 215 POUNDS…HE IS “THE FACE OF ELITE”…..JOHNNY…ANNNNNNNDDDDDDREWSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And here comes Johnny Andrews! Last week he came up just short against Voltage’s Holly Arrow, and now this week he looks to avenge his loss by beating Terry Chambers!
Flannery McCoy: Johnny must be still hurting from the Match last week, but he’s still coming down with confidence!
Jake Mercer: Ye. 😤😤
Stew-O: :francis:
(‘Natural’ by Imagine Dragons hits, as the crowd erupts into cheers. After a while, Terry Chambers would walk out onto the ramp, wearing a long black coat and looking as confident as ever.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT…FROM DETROIT MICHIGAN…WEIGHING IN AT 275 POUNDS…THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE…TERRRYYYYYYYY CHAMBERSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And out comes Terry Chambers! Last week, Chambers would also come up short when he lost to the current EAW World Heavyweight Champion in The Visual Prophet!
Flannery McCoy: Terry gave a good effort last week, but it wasn’t enough to beat our current EAW World Heavyweight Champion! But now, he has a chance to beat one of the rising stars on Dynasty in Johnny Andrews!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: AND HERE WE GO! The self proclaimed Face of Elite Johnny Andrews going up against The Barbaric Carnivore Terry Chambers! ANDREWS IS RUNNING FULL FORCE AT TERRY TO START AND CATCHES HIM WITH A CALF KICK! ANDREWS BEGINS TO BEAT DOWN ON TERRY, ANGER STARTS TO SHOW ON JOHNNY FROM HIS LOSS AGAINST HOLLY LAST WEEK! Andrews picks Terry back up, and throws him straight into the corner! He runs in with a forearm smash! And now drags him back out, catching him with an arm drag! Johnny is starting off hot right now as he picks Terry back up, hitting a snap suplex! Andrews is now taunting to the crowd, as Terry slowly gets up to his knees..but Johnny runs at him and catches him with a stiff kick right to the back! Andrews drags Terry back up to his feet, and now rebounding off the ropes-
Flannery McCoy: TERRY CATCHES HIM WITH A BIG BOOT! Andrews had a hot start, but now immediately gets shot down! Chambers picks him back up, and hits a snap suplex of his own! Chambers takes Johnny’s momentum for his own, and now he has the match in his hands! Chambers now catches Johnny with a side headlock right when he gets up, dropping him back down as he wrenches it tighter! But now, Andrews is slowly fighting out of it, climbing back up to his feet as he gets Chambers to the ropes, and pushes him off! Chambers rebounds off the ropes at full speed and Andrews goes to connect, BUT CHAMBERS STOPS IT AND HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX! ANDREWS IS OUT! Andrews now rolls out of the ring, BUT CHAMBERS REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AGAIN..GOING FOR A SUICIDE DIVE-
Jake Mercer: ANDREWS CATCHES HIM WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK AS CHAMBERS SLOWLY FALLS ONTO THE OUTSIDE THROUGH THE ROPES! Wow, was that a sight! Andrews is rolling Chambers back into the ring, and now rolls inside himself..and hits a Tilt-A-Whirl DDT! Andrews goes to a Cover, but Chambers rolls out of bounds on the other side of the ring! Chamber climbs back up with the help of the ropes, as Andrews runs over there, now going for a springboard..the Flying Chuck Kick connects! Damn, do I love kicks! 🤩 Anyway..Andrews pulls Chamber to the middle of the ring, and he’s going for the first cover of the match!
OOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TT-
Flannery McCoy: AND CHAMBERS WITH A POWERFUL KICK OUT! Andrews knew that wasn’t going to be it, so he picks Chambers back up right away and connects with a Superkick right to the jaw! Terry drops down to a knee, and Andrews hits another Superkick, knocking Terry down to both his knees as one last Superkick takes him down! Now, Andrews goes to climb the top rope, AND HE LOOKS FOR A CORKSCREW MOONSAULT- AND IT CONNECTS! ANDREWS GOES FOR A COVER, BUT HE CAN’T CAPITALIZE! This match has started off hot, and hasn’t seemed to lose its pacing at all! Andrews gets back up to his feet, and now goes for a Standing Shooting Star Press- BUT CHAMBERS MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! JOHNNY STAGGERS RIGHT BACK UP HOLDING HIS STOMACH IN PAIN- AS TERRY CATCHES HIM WITH AN UPPERCUT! Terry also showing the anger from his loss against The Visual Prophet in this match, and that’s awesome! They are both out here to prove themselves tonight, and they are out to give us a treat!
Jake Mercer: Yeah! A workrate treat! Chambers now dragging Andrews back up to his feet, AND HITS A BIG DISCUS CLOTHESLINE RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF ANDREWS! THE IMPACT ON THAT MOVE WAS INSANE! And Andrews is out cold! Chambers is pulling Andrews to the middle of the ring, but he doesn’t stop there! He drags Andrews back up to his feet…MOMENT OF SILENCE! THE GLASGOW KISS HEADBUTT CONNECTS! CHAMBERS STAGGERS TO THE COVER! JOHNNY IS OUT! THIS COULD BE IT!
OOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Stew-O: JOHNNY KICKS OUT! AND THE ADRENALINE IS KICKING IN! ANDREWS GOT RIGHT BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND SWUNG AT CHAMBERS BEFORE FALLING RIGHT BACK DOWN! Chambers is also exhausted, but he slowly drags Andrews up back to his feet..ANDREWS WITH A DESPERATE FOREARM SMASH! ANOTHER ONE! HOLY SHIT- ANDREWS JUST SOCKED CHAMBERS RIGHT IN THE JAW! TERRY IS HOLDING HIS JAW AS ANDREWS HITS THE FOURTH SUPERKICK IN THE MATCH, AND NOW A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE! ANDREWS IS TRYING HIS HARDEST TO FIGHT BACK INTO THIS MATCH, AS HE NOW DROPS CHAMBERS WITH A HUGE FLAPJACK! Andrews is bringing it his all into this match, even after that match against Holly Arrow Last Week, he still has fight left in him! Andrews runs at Chamber who is on all fours with another knee! Andrews is giving it all in this match!
Flannery McCoy: But will it be enough?! Andrews now throws Chambers out of the ring, and Chambers lands on his feet! BUT ANDREWS REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND HITS THE TOP CON HILO! IT CONNECTS! ANDREWS CAN DO IT! ANDREWS THROWS CHAMBERS BACK INTO THE RING AND RUNS RIGHT AT HIM-
Stew-O: HOLY SHIT- CHAMBERS WENT FOR THE RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE BUT ANDREWS MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! TERRY GETS BACK UP, BUT AS HE TURNS AROUND…BUT HE TURNS RIGHT INTO THE MARSHAL OF MAGNIFICENCE! ANDREWS FALS INTO THE COVER! CAN THIS BE IT?!
OOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jake Mercer: IT’S NOT OVER! CHAMBERS IS ABLE TO GET OUT OF IT! BUT ANDREWS IS NOT STOPPING!, HE PICKS TERRY UP AND HITS A BRAINBUSTER! Andrews stands up..BUT FALLS BACK DOWN IN EXHAUSTION! This has been a fast paced hard hitting Match since the beginning bell, and it’s only getting faster as the match goes on!! Andrews and Chambers both slowly get up, and Andrews goes for a forearm smash..BUT CHAMBERS DUCKS IT, AND HITS A BRUTAL UPPERCUT! Andrews falls right down to his knees, as Terry picks Andrews back up…SAMOAN DROP! CHAMBERS PICKS ANDREWS BACK UP, AND NOW IS GOING FOR THE “CHAMBERS OF PAIN”, THE FUTURE SHOCK DDT IS GONNA CONNECT…- BUT ANDREWS PUSHES THEM RIGHT ONTO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING AND OUT OF THE HOLD! They both landed hard there, as now the ref is about to count!
OOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Andrews gets back up to his feet, AND DRIVES TERRY RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE! Andrews now grabbing Terry by the hair…REVERSE HURRICANRANA RIGHT ONTO THE FLOOR OUTSIDE! CHAMBERS IS OUT AS ANDREWS WANTS TO CLIMB INTO THE RING, BUT HE JUST CAN’T!
FOUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
FIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Andrews tries to pick Chambers back up as the Ref is now at a count of six..BUT CHAMBERS WITH A SPINEBUSTER ONTO THE FLOOR NOW! CHAMBERS QUICKLY PICKS ANDREWS BACKS UP AND THROWS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!
SEEEEEEEVENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: THE REF IS AT EIGHT NOW! CHAMBERS THROWS ANDREWS BACK INTO THE RING, BACK ANDREWS GETS RIGHT BACK UP AND KICKS CHAMBERS OFF THE APRON!!
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NOT THIS WAY!
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: OH MY GOD! ANDREWS FLEW BACK OUT, LOOKING FOR ANOTHER TOP CON HILO BUT HE LANDED HARD, MISSING CHAMBERS AS CHAMBERS MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! THE REFEREE’S COUNT WAS BROKEN AS CHAMBERS THROWS ANDREWS INTO THE RING, AND HE FOLLOWS SUIT! Johnny staggers up, holding his back in pain as- TERRY WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! ANDREWS LANDED RIGHT ON HIS HEAD RIGHT THERE! Andrews is out cold! Terry slowly picks Andrews up- WAIT- ANDREWS ON INSTINCT GRABS CHAMBERS AND HITS THE “WELCOME TO ELITE ANDREWS WRESTLING”! THE MOONLIGHT DRIVE CONNECTS! ANDREWS GOES FOR A COVER, BUT CHAMBERS AGAIN ROLLS OUT OF BOUNDS! BUT ANDREWS DOESN’T LET IT SLIDE THIS TIME, HE RUNS AT CHAMBERS WITH FULL FORCE AND HITS A STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS!
Jake Mercer: WOW! WHAT A MOVE! ANDREWS HAS GOT THIS AS HE DRAGS TERRY BACK UP TO HIS FEET..AND HE GOES FOR THE SKULL CRACKER, A FUTURE SHOCK DDT OF HIS OWN BUT THIS TIME TERRY DROPS DOWN AND ESCAPES IT JUST ON TIME! TERRY NOW GETS RIGHT BACK UP AND RUNS FULL FORCE AT JOHNNY-
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Flannery McCoiy: JOHNNY CATCHES TERRY MIDRUN WITH THE PARKOUR SPLASH! THE SPANISH FLY CONNECTS! ANDREWS ROLLS TERRY ONTO HIS BACK, AND HE GETS THE SHOULDER OVER HIM! COVER!! THIS IS IT!
OOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: WOW!
(As “Can’t Tell Me Nothing” would blast through the speakers, the fans in attendance would jump up and scream in mixed reactions! Johnny Andrews staggers back up to his feet, shocked about the win as the ref raises his arm!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…”THE FACE OF ELITE”….JOHNNNNNYYYYYYYY ANDREEEEEEWSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: WHAT A MATCH THAT WAS!
Stew-O: YEAH! THESE TWO BROUGHT IT THEIR ALL, BUT AT THE END OF THE NIGHT ANDREWS WAS ABLE TO PICK UP THE MUST NEEDED WIN! CHAMBERS CAME UP JUST SHORT IN THIS MATCH!
Jake Mercer: THE KAYNE STAN WINS! :blessed:
(Andrews would roll out of the ring, backing up the Ramp in the victory as the Camera would fade to black, cutting to commercial.)
(The camera cuts to a commercial featuring the unseasoned food the majority of the EAW roster ate for Thanksgiving.)
(Friday Night Dynasty comes back from commercial break to cut to the backstage area. It then goes to the office of Friday Night Dynasty General Manager, StarrStan who is standing in front of the camera with a smile on his face. He’s leaning against his desk with his arms clasped together, letting the crowd die down before he begins to speak from there.)
StarrStan: Good evening good folks of the EAW Universe, I hope all of you are enjoying the show. I’m sorry for interrupting the fun, but I’ll only take a short minute of your time… As you know, last week on Dynasty Xander Payne came out to kick off the show and he had a lot to get off his chest. He spoke his mind and when he did, SOSA Henderson came out to interrupt him, and rightfully so if he wanted to speak his case. Both of them got into a back and forth which ended with a huge brawl that immediately got out of hand, which ultimately led to Xander getting the upper hand in that scenario. While you could interpret it as any regular brawl, unfortunately, we have learned that because of it, SOSA sustained an undisclosed injury. Which leads me to make the announcement that SOSA Henderson will be out of action indefinitely, which means that there is no timeframe for his return. It leads me to have to unfortunately say… that he will be unable to compete in the World Heavyweight Championship Extreme Elimination Chamber at Road To Redemption. It’s saddening for me to say, and it brings me deep sorrow that it had to get to this point. We wish SOSA all the luck in his recovery, but regardless, you know that the show must go on. Of course, it can’t be an Extreme Elimination Chamber match with five people… so a replacement is in order. Luckily, I have just the person for it and they are just as eager as I am to get an opportunity at this once in a lifetime deal. So let’s stop beating around the bush-
???: STARRSTAN!!! :adpeek: :adpeek: :adpeek:
(Starr’s saddening announcement is, from there, abruptly interrupted by an absolutely booming voice that overlaps it. The door is then kicked open as the camera quickly pans over to show Johnny Andrews walking into the Dynasty General Manager’s office with a smirk on his face. He’s still hurt from his matchup barely even a few minutes ago, but regardless of what happened in it, it’s none of his concern right now, his focus is on Starr and nothing else.)
StarrStan: Johnny, what a surprise. Can whatever you have on your mind wait? I have important matters to attend to right now and I’m already holding up the show enough as is.
Johnny Andrews: Then Stanley, it’s your lucky day. Because what I have to say also pertains to the Dynasty Extreme Elimination Chamber because a little birdy told me… that you have a free slot in that Chamber. Now I understand that you very obviously don’t have anything in mind as a replacement for SOSA Henderson, so allow me to give you a suggestion. Look no further than, most definitely unbiasedly, Johnny Andrews.
StarrStan: Well you wouldn’t know if I had a replacement in mind because you interrupted me before I could continue. But I assure you, there is one I have in mind-
Johnny Andrews: Johnny Andrews.
StarrStan: Can you stop interrupting me? Anyway, it’s not you. I’m really sorry for the inconvenience, but you were too late to the punch, because I already have someone in mind that is more than sufficient to fill the void that SOSA left.
Johnny Andrews: I see, I understand…
StarrStan: Thank you-
Johnny Andrews: You’re fighting against me, you don’t think I can put up a fighting chance in the Extreme Elimination Chamber. No need to finish what you say because I can see it as bright as day, my own General Manager doesn’t have faith in my capabilities especially after *everything* that I’ve done in Elite Andrews Wrestling.
StarrStan: :francis: I don’t know where you’re getting that from Johnny, but that is not the case. I’m someone that has always thought very highly of you. I think you’re the future of not just this brand, but the entire company itself if you keep working at it and there has never been any sort of ill will towards you. It’s just the fact that there’s a more suitable replacement that I’ve already set my mind on, so please respect that.
Johnny Andrews: No, I’m not going to fucking respect that. I’m ‘The Face of Elite’ and thus I shall be treated as such. You had no problem putting the scapegoats of this brand into the Universal Women’s Championship Extreme Elimination Chamber, all of a sudden I can’t be put into the World Heavyweight Championship counterpart especially when I know damn well that I’m above them? I’m sorry if this is a bit too hostile for you, I’ve just been fighting for way too long and I’m tired of being told no. I’m tired of being overlooked and I’m tired of being unappreciated, I will get exactly what I know I deserve and if that blows up in my face? Then I’ll take the blame for it, I just want you to give me a chance. *One chance*, and I’ll show you just how well I can thrive under pressure. Is that too much to ask for?
(A long pause is heard while Starr turns his head away from Johnny. A sigh escapes his mouth while he thinks deeply for a moment, taking a glance at Johnny who is still as serious as ever staring a hole at him. He knows he doesn’t have any ill will, he just saw an opportunity and seized it for himself. After a while, he turns back to Johnny.)
StarrStan: I appreciate your eagerness, I really do. But you’re right, it’s wrong for me to hinder someone’s eagerness and excitement, something that I realized earlier in the night as well. If you’re ready, if you’re motivated, then the floor is yours. Johnny Andrews you are officially the last entrant in the Extreme Elimination Chamber, don’t let me down.
(Johnny’s face begins to light up, forming a smile which clearly beams with excitement. He nods his head slowly, before beginning to back up as he makes his leave.)
Johnny Andrews: You know I won’t, I’m Johnny Andrews.
(Johnny then leaves the office while the camera once again focuses on Starr. He takes a step back and begins to make his way towards his chair, rubbing his temple in weariness before continuing his work from there. It’s the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty ultimately begins to fade to elsewhere from there.)
(Inside the ring stands Stephie Love prepared to announce the next match!)
Stephie Love: The following singles match is scheduled for one fall!!!
(‘Somebody Get Me a Doctor’ by Van Halen begins to play and Dr. Blue makes her way out with a grin on her face as she takes in the reception for a moment on the stage, before starting down the ramp!)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Miami, Florida…. weighing in at 125 pounds… she is DOCTOR BETHANY BLUE!!!!!
Stew-O: Bethany and Andrea have had some choice words for each other over the past few weeks, with the both of them feeling that one of them should’ve had a spot in the Extreme Elimination Chamber Matches for either the World Heavyweight Championship or the Universal Women’s Championship!
Flannery McCoy: Both of them have a really good case for themselves, but of course, there’s going to be arguing about it and StarrStan wasn’t able to really delve into the details a few weeks ago as things nearly broke out into a fight between Andrea and Bethany!
Jake Mercer: As long as Viz’s World Heavyweight Title reign is safe, I’m not mad :drakelike:!!!
(Bethany enters the ring and ‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill takes over, the crowing switching from cheers to boos almost instantly as Xander begins to make his way out!)
Stephie Love: And her opponent… from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 253 pounds…. “PAYNEKILLER” XANDER PAYNE!!!!
Stew-O: Not surprised to hear this reaction becoming intensified as Xander continues to make his way to the ring, as the EAW Universe hasn’t forgotten at all what he did to SOSA Henderson the other week! It was a brutal assault and he didn’t seem at all remorseful!
Flannery McCoy: Did you really expect anything less? Xander was already upset with the circumstances in which he’s getting his shot at the World Heavyweight Title and SOSA was also one of his biggest critics; anything to shut SOSA up and put him down and out, Xander was going to do it!
Jake Mercer: All I’m hearing is that Xander was looking to ensure one less threat to Viz’s reign and I’m all for it if that’s the case :drakelike:!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Tell us you wanna see Viz retain the title without telling us you want to see Viz retain the title.
Jake Mercer: I’m his #1 fan! 🙂
Stew-O: But someone who’s not a fan of Viz is Xander Payne, and what he did to SOSA was a message sent to Viz and everyone else in the Chamber! What he does here tonight against Bethany could become about sending a message to them as well, and in that case, Bethany’s going to want to keep her guard up!
(Xander enters the ring and gets into position across from Bethany, the two of them engaged in a staredown before the referee calls for the bell!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: XANDER COMES RIGHT OUT THE GATE, STRIKING DR. BLUE DOWN WITH A HUGE LARIAT! Bethany trying to hurry to get up after getting flipped around off that massive hit, BUT XANDER GETS HER FROM BEHIND AND LAUNCHES HER THROUGH THE AIR WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! XANDER LIFTS HER OFF HER FEET AND SLAMS HER ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD WITH THAT GERMAN SUPLEX, AND THIS LOOKS LIKE IT’S GOING TO BE XANDER DOMINATING HERE FROM THE GET-GO!
Flannery McCoy: After his attack on SOSA Henderson to open the show last week, part of me isn’t surprised at all to see Xander looking to make yet another statement – only this time in an official capacity!
Jake Mercer: Xander is back on his feet while Bethany is just turning over and he launches a kick right to her ribs to send her back down! Xander following up with stomps to the stomach and chest after knocking Blue onto her back, and now he grabs her by her hair and tosses her across the ring! Bethany gets flung through the air and hits the mat hard coming down, and she crawls her way to the corner- XANDER PAYNE HITS WITH A MASSIVE SPLASH IN THE CORNER AS SOON AS SHE’S ON HER FEET! AND I SAY MASSIVE, THAT’S NO EXAGGERATION! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIM!
Stew-O: But Xander doesn’t stop there as he grabs Bethany up into an overhead belly to belly suplex and once again Bethany goes soaring through the air! Bethany’s a bit slower to try to get to her feet this time and understandably so, as Xander has just been right on her from the start! Payne stomps the back of her knee as she was on the rise and that allows him to hit another german suplex, this time going for the pin after slamming Bethany to the mat!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWW-
Flannery McCoy: Bethany kicks out and Xander just turns over to start striking her over the head! Bethany is face down as she tries to cover up from the attack, but Xander switches into grabbing her hair and slamming her face against the mat! The former World Heavyweight Champion does this repeatedly and the referee eventually steps in to tell him to get off the hair as he was getting excessive with it! Bethany rolls to the ropes while Xander is arguing with the referee, and I honestly fear for the ring official if Xander’s patience is as thin as it was when he was in the ring on the mic with SOSA last week.
Jake Mercer: Xander Payne and the word “thin” in the same sentence; that’s a good one, Flan :mjlol:!!!
Flannery McCoy: But…. I wasn’t making a joke? :lupe:
Jake Mercer: Right, sure you weren’t :mjlol:!!!
Stew-O: It really is something to be concerned about; this match could go right off the rails if Xander gets pushed far enough and I wouldn’t want to be the referee OR Bethany should it come to that. Xander gets past the referee and makes his way to over to Dr. Blue while she’s gotten herself to a knee at the ropes, Xander reaching to grab her but there’s a back elbow to the midsection! Xander doubles over but clubs Bethany over the head with a forearm, though she strikes again with another elbow to the stomach! Bethany shifts over to start punching Xander in the gut, fighting her way up to her feet!
Flannery McCoy: Bethany starts firing away on Xander with punches and forearms, and now a chop across the chest! Bethany unleashing on Xander with a series of strikes until she gets his back against the ropes before shooting him across the ring- no! Xander turns on the whip and chops Bethany’s hold on the wrist before hitting an uppercut! Bethany falls back into the ropes before Xander whips her across the ring and Bethany comes running back into a big boot!
Jake Mercer: Bethany goes down and her hands go right for her face to shield it after taking that hit, and I don’t think anyone can blame her when Xander looks the way that he does!
Flannery McCoy: You’re a menace.
Jake Mercer: I aim to please :drakelike:! But Xander looks like a force to be reckoned with right now as he puts a foot to the back of Bethany’s head while putting at her hair at the sides of it, Bethany shouting as her torso gets lifted off the mat from the strength of Xander pulling on her hair! The referee shouts at Xander to let go before getting right into a five count! One! Two! Three! Four Fi- XANDER STOMPS BETHANY’S FACE RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS!!
Stew-O: Xander waves dismissively at the booing crowd as well as the referee who’s trying to reprimand him for his actions, though Xander isn’t looking to hear it right now as he’s got a goal in mind and he aims to execute! Xander grabs a struggling Bethany by her hair again and pulls her up-
Flannery McCoy: A SMALL PACKAGE PIN BY BETHANY!!! SHE’S GOT HIM ROLLED UP!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
Flannery McCoy: Not so fast! Xander kicks out before three! Xander breaks free and goes to hustle to his feet, Bethany just a second or so behind him on the get up and that leaves Xander with the opening to kick her in the stomach! Xander stalls what could’ve been a huge momentum change for Bethany just now and he strikes her over the back before launching her to the mat with a snap suplex!
Stew-O: Xander’s just putting on a show of strength right now, knowing that his Extreme Elimination Chamber opponents have got to be watching. He gets Dr. Blue off the mat and whips her into the corner, following up by charging in- BETHANY SIDESTEPS HIM AND HE MISSES THE SPLASH THIS TIME AROUND! XANDER LEAPS AND GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND NOW BETHANY FROM BEHIND WITH THE ROLL-UP!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
Jake Mercer: Xander kicks out and he hurries to his feet- BETHANY WITH A FOREARM SMASH! She catches him right in the face with that one and Xander’s stunned as she goes for a kick to the gut! Bethany striking with an uppercut to return the one she got from earlier and she snapmares him to the mat, before running off the ropes and hitting a low dropkick to the head! Xander nearly goes rolling away but Bethany stops him as she stomps down on his head before wrangling him into a headlock, coming down with elbows across the neck and hits a knee lift right into the face!
Flannery McCoy: Xander turns away out of the hold covering his face but Bethany doesn’t allow him to get far as she takes him down with a leaping leg drop across the back of the neck! Xander goes down and Bethany works on kicking him over into the corner, the Doctor kicking the hell out of Xander’s head to get him there before Xander’s sat up against the bottom turnbuckle where Bethany Blue just starts stomping Xander until the ring official has to come over, her foot then placed up under his chin and she shoves her leg forward with her boot on his neck! Bethany holding it until the referee gets to four!
Stew-O: Bethany backs away with her hands raised to show she’ll comply before circling around the referee’s back to go at Xander with a running facewash kick! Blue damn near takes his face off before grabbing the either side of the top rope and springing off the bottom into a pendulum dropkick to the chest! Bethany driving two boots right into Xander’s chest to knock the wind out of him and she then pulls him away from the corner to go for the pin!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
Jake Mercer: Xander with the shoulder up! Bethany gets up to grab Xander by the legs but before she can really start dragging him, Xander starts kicking his legs to try to wriggle out of Blue’s grasp and he manages to free himself! Xander quickly trudges across the mat and into a fast crawl to get to the ropes, Bethany trailing him until he tries to kick her away upon getting to the ropes. She lands a well placed kick to stun him before getting the legs once again, Xander grabbing the top rope before Bethany yanks up on the legs to try to slam Xander down but he comes down on his feet first, and launches a huge forearm at Bethany! Bethany stumbles back before going after Xander, who pops her up over the top rope!
Stew-O: But Bethany lands on her feet and pulls Xander backward neck-first into the top rope while dropping down to her knees on the apron! Xander’s head snaps forward and the momentum sends him stumbling until he collapses to a knee, holding the back of his neck as Bethany comes back into the ring off a slingshot into a bulldog! Xander’s face gets planted into the mat and Bethany is already up on her feet to go running the ropes, bounding off of them into a running blockbuster to slam the back of his down now against the canvas! Bethany’s quick offense is sure to keep Xander trying to figure out how to get back on his feet!
Flannery McCoy: It’s just the kind of thing that’s going to keep Bethany in this and that’s just what she needs after the opening start to this match, where Xander looked set to dominate much more of the match if she hadn’t made the comeback!
Jake Mercer: Xander is slow to try to bring himself off the mat and Bethany knows she has to stay in control as she gets Xander into her grasp, taking him into the corner to hit his head off the top turnbuckle! Bethany looks to get him up on the top turnbuckle and climb up after him, but he starts to fight back and with a few kicks aimed at the head, he’s able to knock Bethany away! Bethany manages to stay on her feet as she goes back into the corner only for Xander to grab her head and pull it right into his knee, Bethany stumbling back as Xander stands up on the middle rope-
Flannery McCoy: BETHANY WITH THE DROPKICK TO THE LEG! XANDER FALLS DOWN FROM THE TURNBUCKLES AND TO THE MAT!!! BETHANY SAVES HERSELF FROM A POTENTIALLY AWFUL OUTCOME OF XANDER BEING UP SO HIGH! And now Xander’s having to push himself up off the mat but Bethany has him by the leg, lifting it up and then slamming his knee into the canvas! Xander shouts coming down on his knee and turns over clutching at it but Bethany grabs it again, kicking his hands away before coming down with repeated elbow drops to the joint! Bethany comes off the leg and slams it down, pinning it to the mat by standing on the ankle before COMING DROP INTO A KNEE DROP WITH THE OTHER LEG RIGHT ONTO XANDER’S!!!
Stew-O: Xander is grabbing his knee in evident pain while Bethany steps back at the behest of the ring official, who checks on Xander to ask if he thinks he’ll be able to continue. Xander merely grabs him by his hair to help himself up before rudely shoving him away and Bethany sees that as her chance to attack, kicking the leg right out from under him and then planting him with a DDT! Bethany spikes his head off the mat and Xander goes rolling away, dropping to the outside!
Jake Mercer: Bethany shakes her head in annoyance as she knows that she was gaining further ground to a win and she goes after Xander, WHO PULLS BETHANY’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HER AS SHE REACHES THE ROPES AND THEN YANKS HER OUT TO THE FLOOR! The back of Bethany’s head hits the ground as Xander holds onto the legs AND THEN SWINGS BETHANY BY HER LEGS INTO THE BARRICADE! XANDER PULLS HER AWAY BUT ENDS UP SWINGING HER INTO THE GUARDRAIL ONCE AGAIN BEFORE LETTING HER DROP TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!
Stew-O: This is something that Bethany likely wanted to avoid, as what happened the last time Xander was brutalizing someone out at ringside, SOSA Henderson ended up needing to receive medical attention! Bethany gets dropped from Xander’s grasp unceremoniously and he gets her to her feet by her hair, slamming her head into the nearby ringpost! The referee is calling for Xander to get the action back into the ring but Xander’s taking matters into his own hands, coming around the post and then slamming Bethany’s face into the apron! The referee needs to do something about this, otherwise Xander’s just going to keep pushing his luck until he just lets loose on Bethany like he did to SOSA!
Flannery McCoy: I have to agree with you there, Stew, as Bethany’s struggled to show any sign of fight since getting swung into the barricade. Xander now slamming her face off the apron again before kneeing in the gut and lifting her onto the apron in a prone position, her head hanging off the apron AND XANDER HITS A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE WHILE BETHANY’S HEAD IS HANGING OVER THE APRON! We know Bethany’s a fighter but the way she’s just laying there right now is beyond concerning.
Jake Mercer: BUT NOT FOR XANDER AS HE COMES BACK FROM THE OTHER SIDE WITH ANOTHER KNEE STRIKE! The referee is at a count of six after having started a ten count and Xander keeps pushing the referee’s patience, as he hooks his arm around Bethany’s head- A DDT FROM THE ARPON DOWN TO THE FLOOR! FUCK! BETHANY GETS DROPPED HEAD FIRST ONTO THE FLOOR! Xander grabs Bethany and rolls her into the ring with the referee looking concerned, but Xander shouts at him to get into position to count just as he hooks Bethany’s leg for the cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHHRRR-
Stew-O: Bethany gets her shoulder up but I’m wondering at what cost as a smirk just came across Xander’s face, and it appears that making an example out of Bethany is the main objective here! Xander takes Bethany across the ring and he sets her over the middle rope with her neck and arms over it, now he starts pressing his knee into her back while pulling on the middle rope for leverage! Xander shouts at Bethany to stay down while the referee comes over to warn Xander that he’s only got a count of five to let go, and he does at five before kicking Bethany in the side of the head to knock her off the rope and toward the corner!
Flannery McCoy: Bethany finds the bottom turnbuckle in the attempt to try to get herself somewhere, assuming she even knows where she’s at. Bethany grabbing the middle rope to sit herself up and turn around, AND XANDER COMES THROWING HIMSELF INTO THE CORNER FOR THE “HEATWAVE”!!! THE CANNONBALL THROWING ALL OF XANDER’S WEIGHT INTO BETHANY AND SHE SLUMPS OVER AFTER XANDER COMES OFF OF HER! Xander getting her out of the corner and he pins her again!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRREEE-
Flannery McCoy: Bethany kicks out but at this point, I don’t think there’s anyone that wouldn’t have been understanding of her if she would’ve stayed down; Xander is ruthless!
Stew-O: Xander gets Bethany up and tosses her toward the corner, Bethany collapsing before she can even hit the turnbuckles and Xander merely picks her up to get her onto the top turnbuckle. Payne climbs up the turnbuckles in front of her and he goes to the top rope ready to pull Bethany up with him- BETHANY SHOVES HIM DOWN FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND TO THE MAT! BETHANY PUTS A STOP TO WHATEVER XANDER HAD PLANNED BY PUSHING HIM DOWN, AND XANDER CRASHES AND BURNS!!!!
Jake Mercer: Xander is struggling to get up but does get to his feet, stumbling after his fall and he turns around RIGHT INTO A DIVING MISSILE DROPKICK FROM BETHANY!!! BETHANY GETS TO HER FEET AND XANDER GETS TO A VERTICAL BASE, GETTING STRUCK DOWN BY A SERIES OF CLOTHESLINES AS BETHANY REPEATEDLY HITS HIM WHEN HE GETS UP EVERY TIME! Bethany grabs him from off the mat and looks to whip him across the ring, Xander countering to send Bethany AND BETHANY COMES WITH A CROSSBODY TAKEDOWN!!!
Flannery McCoy: The former Specialists Champion gets to her feet while Xander’s turning over to try to make it up, Bethany pulling him into a side headlock before taking off into the ropes looking for a springboard bulldog- XANDER DUMPS HER BACKWARD OVER HIS SHOULDER AS SOON AS SHE GETS HER FEET UP ON THE TOP ROPE! BUT BETHANY LANDS ON HER FEET JUST BEHIND HIM! BETHANY RUNS HIM FORWARD FROM BEHIND INTO THE ROPES AND SHE USES THE MOMENTUM TO TAKE HIM DOWN WITH A TIGER SUPLEX!! BETHANY SHOWING OFF IMPRESSIVE STRENGTH AS SHE THROWS XANDER PAYNE TO THE MAT!!! AND NOW THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTTHHHHRRR-
Stew-O: Xander with the shoulder up and Bethany’s looking anxious after that, wondering what it’s going to take to keep him down! Bethany grabs Xander on her way up to her feet and starts firing off forearm shots, ultimately backing him against the ropes and then trying to shoot him across the ring only to find that Xander’s got his arm hooked around the top rope to keep himself from going anywhere! A smart move by the former World Heavyweight Champion! Xander with a kick to the gut before clobbering Bethany with a right hand, and now he lifts her up into a suplex position before dropping her over the top rope, leaving her hanging there!
Jake Mercer: Xander takes off running to the ropes and looks to come back with a dropkick- BETHANY LIFTS HERSELF UP OUT THE WAY AND ENDS UP ON THE APRON! Xander scrambles to get up to his feet but from out the apron, Bethany grabs him from behind by stepping up onto the bottom rope! Bethany getting him in a headlock and she finishes climbing up the ropes, getting to the top and then kicking off! “GRADE C2”!!! BETHANY HITS THE REVERSE DDT FROM A UNIQUE POSITION AND BETHANY PLANTS HIM ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!! BETHANY GETTING ON XANDER FOR THE PIN!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRREEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: XANDER GETS HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!
Stew-O: Bethany looks like she can’t believe it and she shakes her head, holding up three fingers at the referee as she clearly thinks that should’ve been a three count but the referee assures her and everyone else that Xander was able to stop the count in time!
Jake Mercer: Dr. Blue grabs Xander drags him to the middle of the ring, getting him to his feet and pulling him up into the “WHIPLASH”- NO! XANDER WRIGGLES HIS WAY OUT OF THE HOLD BEFORE IT CAN CONNECT AND HE RUNS BETHANY BACKWARD INTO THE CORNER! XANDER FIGHTING WITH EVERYTHING TO LAY IN THE SHOULDER THRUSTS WHILE BETHANY PUNCHES DOWN ON HIS BACK! THE TWO OF THEM FIGHTING TO TRY GET THE MATCH IN THEIR FAVOR!
Flannery McCoy: Xander raises up off Bethany and gets a punch right to the face! Xander stumbles back and Bethany goes for the “TJD”!! BUT XANDER CATCHES THE FOOT AND THERE’S THE “RIPTIDE” FROM XANDER!!! PAYNE NOW WITH THE COVER ON BETHANY!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRREEE!!!
Stew-O: BETHANY WITH THE KICK OUT!!! Xander sits up looking infuriated with Bethany and then looks to the official, who is quick to try to calm Xander down but I’m not so sure that’s going to do anything! Xander shouts at him to start counting “correctly” but Bethany surely kicked out before the count of three!
Flannery McCoy: Xander gets Bethany up and whips her across the ring! Bethany coming off the ropes AND THERE’S THE POP-UP- BETHANY GOES OVER XANDER AND SHE STUMBLES INTO THE TURNBUCKLES, THE ONLY THING KEEPING HER UP! Xander running into the corner but there’s a sidestep from Bethany who gets him with a step-up knee strike and she grabs him for a running bulldog- XANDER SHOVES HER AWAY BEFORE SHE CAN CONNECT! “OVERDOSE”! BUT BETHANY DUCKS AND THE REFEREE GOES DOWN!!! XANDER PAYNE JUST STRUCK THE OFFICIAL!!!
Jake Mercer: XANDER IS IN SHOCK THAT HE JUST HIT THE REFEREE!! The referee is down and Bethany tackles Xander to the mat trying to capitalize on the moment; if she can be in control by the time the referee comes to, then she knows she’ll have it! Xander manages to shover her away though and he gets off the mat, meeting Bethany at a vertical base in their race up before he gets her with a push kick, sending her to the mat after getting her on the chest!
Stew-O: Bethany falls to the ropes and Xander stalks over, trashing talking Bethany on his way to her- BETHANY GRABS THE BOTTOM OF XANDER’S SHIRT AND PULLS HIM DOWN TO SEND HIM OUT OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE! XANDER HITS THE GROUND ON THE OUTSIDE WITH A THUD!!! Bethany crawls away from the ropes for a moment while Xander’s down on the ground, and Bethany goes to the referee for a moment trying to shake him awake knowing this is her chance!
Flannery McCoy: If she’s planning to do something then she better do it now! Xander’s starting to move and he’s getting up with the help of the apron to get to his feet- WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! LOOK! LOOK! IT’S JACK RIPLEY! JACK RIPLEY IS COMING DOWN TO RINGSIDE!!!
Stew-O: Xander sees just before he could get back into the ring and shouts at him to leave from ringside, that Jack has no business here- “YOU’LL FLOAT TOO”!!!! JACK JUST STRUCK XANDER WITH A SUPERKICK AS XANDER STARTED TO APPROACH HIM AND SHOUT AT RIPLEY!! XANDER FALLS OVER AND HE’S GOT TO BE OUT!!! AND IT WASN’T EVEN SEEN BY BETHANY OR THE REFEREE AS SHE WAS ASSISTING HIM WHILE THE REFEREE WAS STILL DOWN!!!
Jake Mercer: Jack Ripley starts backpedaling up the ramp before anything else can be done, merely watching as Xander lays there lifeless! BUT LOOK AT BETHANY! She hurries over to Xander and picks him up off the ground, rolling him into the ring where she forces him to his feet! “WHIPLASH”!!!! BETHANY CONNECTS WITH THE WHIPLASH AND THE REFEREE IS JUST BARELY CONSCIOUS, HAVING TURNED OVER WHILE STILL ON THE MAT AND HE GOES TO MAKE THE COUNT!!!
OOOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Somebody Get Me a Doctor’ by Van Halen begins to play and the crowd rises to their feet in cheers as Bethany gets up from the mat!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… DOCTOR BETHANY BLUE!!!
Stew-O: Dr. Bethany Blue gets the win here tonight in the main event, but certainly not without some help as Jack Ripley made his presence felt when he struck Xander to put him out, and Bethany gets the win off the assist!
Jake Mercer: With the referee having been knocked out, it was hard to tell who was going to end up with the advantage as it was a complete back and forth; they both looked to be in a bit of trouble there! But Xander getting put down after throwing dirt on Viz’s name? I’m not gonna complain :drakelike:!!!
Flannery McCoy: It’s definitely going to make the last week before Road to Redemption something interesting when we’ll have to wait to see how Xander responds to this; I don’t think he’ll take what Jack just did to him lightly!
(Jack makes his way back up the ramp, not looking sorry at all for his actions, while Bethany is up in the corner celebrating getting the victory.)
Stew-O: This was certainly becoming quite the main event here up until that point, and afterward, it became obvious that there was only one outcome following Jack’s appearance! Xander and Bethany were giving each other hell in the ring, but Bethany survives it and comes out on top; she’s otherwise been unstoppable since coming to Dynasty!
Flannery McCoy: Bethany’s future has surely got to be getting even brighter as things continue to roll on; she’s definitely been a great addition to Friday Night Dynasty!
(As Xander is conscious on the outside and leaning into the apron for support, he’s glaring at Jack Ripley who’s on the stage looking proud of himself for what he’s done. Xander shakes his head, an intense glare on his face as he’s forgotten about the match and now his sole focus is on Ripley. As the two continue to stare each other down, a smirk appears on Jack’s face as the scene eventually fades out.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
