(EAW Logo Buzzes.)
(The recap begins. We start with Cage speaking fire to the rest of EAW crowd and namely Impact on his career and where he plans on going. Where exactly? The Extreme Elimination Chamber with a chance to become the new EAW World Heavyweight Champion. We see our first match of the night with Ronan Malosi taking on Ezio De Luca. Ronan hands the newbie a loss as Ronan looks to keep building up his name and climb the ranks in EAW. Afterwards, Specialist Champion Andrea Valentine from Voltage arrives and addresses everyone. Andrea paid tribute to her deceased best friend and former champion Brody Sparks and speaks on not just her own record breaking run as champ but the significance of being Specialist champion. Andrea addresses the number one contender to her title, Darcy May Morgan, assuring everyone that The Leading Lady would not be the one to stop her title reign when they meet up tonight in the main event of the show.)
(After this segment, we watch as Darcy May Morgan and Joy Cheree have a tag team match with Archimedes J. Manson and his partner Angel De Plata Jr. The promising match full of elitist ended with controversy as DMM snaps and attacked the referee with a steel chair that was being used by Andrea Valentine who happened to be ringside watching the match go down. Darcy proceeded to beat down Manson, Plata, and even her own partner Joy before Andrea intervenes and takes DMM out with a high flying maneuver. Darcy high tails it before Andrea can really hurt her more than she already had as the match ends in a no contest. Afterwards, an extreme elimination chamber qualifier is decided as The Visual Prophet soundly defeats Osamu Arcichida in a competitive match up. Following this, we witness National Extreme/Elite Champion Lethal Consequences chatting with Michael Belfort on why he decided to cut the proverbial dead weight and drop the most valuable milf Lindsey Kingsley despite her unwavering efforts to help him become and remain champion. LC does some mocking of Michael “Shawn” Belfort before reminding everyone that he doesn’t need anyone.)
(Following his interview, LC would step in the ring for the second time with The Mauler that is former Universal Women’s World Champion Kassidy Heart. The two EAW stars would be going at it with a chance to enter the extreme elimination chamber on the line. In what was one of the best matches of the week and more compelling even then their first encounter, the assist by SOSA Henderson for Kassidy helped bring her big win to fruition. SOSA superkicked LC right on the button while the referee was out of the picture before landing a jumping DDT on him and allowing Kass to pick up the win right after. Following this huge match we see The New Breed Champion, The Baddie Jenny Cien with Michael Belfort before being interrupted by Justin Windgate. Justin and Jenny argue a bit about him even qualifying to be number one contender for the New Breed championship despite joining EAW ten years prior. Justin rebuffs her diss and makes it clear that he will be the one to end her championship reign. Afterwards, we witness Cage battle Justin Windgate in a match that saw Windgate come out victorious and gain even more steam before his big title match.)
(We cut to some more moments of the entire show as we watch Sienna Jade and Sasha Banks have a heated exchange before StarrStan decides to step in. Both women trade more bars against one another until StarrStan decides to settle their feud at Road to Redemption with the winner receiving an EAW Universal Women’s World Championship title match. Following this, The Baddie and Serena go at it in a heated one on one match. The two seemingly friendly elitist wrestle as apart of Sienna Jade’s decision to pit them against each other under the “Pick Your Poison” stipulation her and Serena were given by StarrStan. Serena manages to pick up the win over the New Breed champion but Jenny seemingly isn’t squashed in this affair. Finally, the wildest matchup Serena could come up with happens. Sienna Jade and her husband Impact wrestle in a competitive match where both show that they have a strong desire to win until…Serena Bennett arrive a again and attacks Sienna Jade before the match is called for DQ. Impact and Sienna devour Serena in the ring by attacking her back leaving Jade’s rival out cold outside the ring. Very ill advised decision by Bennett as the husband/wife combo beat her very badly following their matches. Lastly, we watch the main event match between TLA and Drake King as they have an extreme elimination chamber preview match that ends following Kassidy Heart’s interference. Kass arrives with a cattle prod and attacks everyone in sight including the referee. As Kassidy goes wild, The Visual Prophet runs down and takes her down with a violent spear and pummels her in the middle of the ring. Kassidy kicks Viz off her but runs into a curb stomp by Drake King as he gets revenge from the woman that spoiled his chance to pin the World Champion. As Drake turns, he meets Viz and eats a KISS TO THE HEAD elbow to the jaw and is knocked out. Viz stands tall briefly before turning around and catching a beautiful Mexican Destroyer from TLA that leaves him out cold as well. Our show finally ends with TLA standing tall with his belt in his possession.)
(Fireworks go off as we see the inside of The Moda Center in Portland, Oregon. We see a few Carmelo Anthony Trailblazer jerseys and a lot of EAW merchandise as the camera pans the crowd. The fans are turnt up and so is the commentary team as we cut to all three members at their announcers table.)
Stew-O: We are here and we are live once again with Friday Night Dynasty! Hello everyone watching from home, the bar, their smartphones, and any device that can stream our show as I am proud to present another jam-packed episode of Friday Night Dynasty for you all tonight! We are coming from The Moda Center and I expect another classic showcase for some of the most talented Elitist in all of EAW. I’m Stew-O, this lovely woman is my partner Flannery McCoy, Flannery!
Flannery McCoy: Hello Stew! Always a pleasure to be here with the voice of EAW’s strongest and most loved wrestling brand.
Jake Mercer: That doesn’t look like DeadPrez to me… :troll:
Stew-O: With us once again, the voice of the tweeters and social media speakers…Jake Mercer.
Flannery McCoy: You mean the voice of the geekers and the social media scumbags!
Jake Mercer: HEY YOU DON’T SAY THAT!
Stew-O: Settle down, guys! Can’t have any more rivals and feuds going on when we have so many going on by the wrestlers, can we? Besides, I’d hate to imagine StarrStan allowing you two to have Pick Your Poison matches like Sienna Jade and Serena Bennett had to engage in!
Flannery McCoy: You’re right, Stew! Besides, I’d drop Jake like HRDO did LC at Operation: Doomsday if he comes my way.
Jake Mercer: Look, sis! I’m too excited for the matches we have tonight to engage in such childish banter. We have a show where TLA and El Landerson are tag team wrestling with each other and you expect me to not be excited? I can’t sit still until this thrill ride of a team steps out here for us all to see! Plus, The Dropkick Darling Darcy May Morgan battles Andrea Valentine for the Specialist championship?!? I might pee myself at this desk!
(“Love Sosa” by Chief Keef blasts out the speakers as everyone gets off their asses and go insane.)
Stew-O: Look who is starting off this show tonight?
Flannery McCoy: ITS SOSA HENDERSON EVERYBODY!
(Indeed, SOSA Henderson steps from behind the black curtain wearing an all black hoodie, a pair of denim jeans, and a pair of Concord Jordan 11’s as Sosa swings his locks back and forth before posing on top of the stage. SOSA begins to head to the ring as the fans are becoming unglued.)
Jake Mercer: SOSA is fresh out and he says it ain’t nothing to go back! The Philly Flyer made headlines when he attacked and cost Lethal Consequences a chance to enter the extreme elimination chamber last week and LC was not at all happy about that!
Flannery McCoy: LC won the national Elite championship only after being banned from challenging for the World Heavyweight Championship by Impact under his GAWD contract stipulation. Imp had a loophole that LC would never get a shot while Imp was currently champion and this could have been his chance to get another title shot AND possibly become a double champion but SOSA had a different idea about it all it seems.
(We watch as SOSA enters the ring and is handed a microphone by Stephie Love before Henderson slides his finger over his throat to cue to the sound guys that he was ready to speak. His music fades out and SOSA raises the microphone up.)
SOSA Henderson: I won’t even lie to ya’ll. I was being a weak little boy after disappearing countless times when my name was called on. The people that had my back were even trying to speak into my ear about my poor decisions. It’s clear that I did not cherish the good moments that were already there for me. Those good moments quickly vanished after I gave up on my own community and fans. Then the bad reentered my life and I had to go through some hard times away from EAW. I had to learn to grow through what you go through. And those bad moments made me appreciate all the good ones. The laughter, the excitement and the joyful feeling of being a competitor that made me even stronger outside of the ring were the moments that I put down the drain. However, right now… I’m not only speaking into the universe but I’m declaring that KING “HUNCHO” SOSA HENDERSON HAS REENTERED THE BUILDING AS A MAN!
(The crowd roars for SOSA making it clear that he officially is back.)
SOSA Henderson: Yeah. But, I almost need to address this issue I created for myself. You see, I was gone doing what I was doing for a few months but…I was keeping tabs on everything back here. Back in my professional wrestling home. See, EAW is my domain and despite not even having half as much time in this company as a guy like the National Elite Champion…I was sick watching that lame ass cac Lethal Consequences running around with his entitlement and his constant title chances. I mean, how can a guy get his ass destroyed by Impact and banished from getting a World Heavyweight Championship shot again just simply attack Jack Ripley and walk into another title shot in the process? This big goofy clown games the system and games it and is rewarded. He is the current National Elite…my fucking bad y’all! The National EXTREME champion! Look at the privilege on this son of a bitch?
(SOSA shakes his head as his locks fly back and forth.)
SOSA Henderson: This Robert Downey Jr with Down Syndrome dickhead can just beat up a champ and get handed a title shot so easily…so bam. That sums up why I did him how I did him. He got a problem clearly with my logic and that’s why that clown was chirping like a beakless bird all week when he should have been focused on his match up. It’s cool. I’ll make sure to pin that pussy tonight after our match. Me and my boy that big ugly badass Ronan Malosi are gonna smoke him and Mike Gambino in this ring!
(The crowd goes wild before SOSA lifts his finger high.)
SOSA Henderson: BUT! After this tag shit all done and dead…I want that one on one match that he thinks he can handle. I want Lethal CACsequences one on one…for that National Elite championship! I’m back and I’m already ready to add more gold to my majestic name, feel me? After I kick that coke head and get that belt up off him…everybody will be reminded exactly why these BITCHES LOVE SOSA!
(Microphone drop. Sosa’s music plays again as he smirks and poses before hopping out the ring. SOSA begins to walk up the ramp talking shit with some of the few LC fans ringside before brushing them off and heading backstage.)
Stew-O: What a way to start the show! SOSA Henderson wants that National Elite championship!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA might be picking the perfect time to go after LC. Lethal tossed the woman that helped make and keep him champion to the side and SOSA showed him how vulnerable he can look without Lindsey Kingsley helping him along.
Jake Mercer: Look, I’m no bitch but I do love me some SOSA. But, come on guys! This guy is the biggest choke artist in EAW! He is afraid of the big moments! Many say his crown achievement as New Breed champion was luck and his reign was one of the weakest of the past few years! I highly doubt he is ready for the Lethal Consequences that has taken the National EXTREME, ITS THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP NOW AND LC AND I ARE SICK OF CORRECTING PEOPLE ON THIS…AND HE HAS MADE IT THE MOST COVETED TITLE OUTSIDE OF THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BELTS IN THIS COMPANY! Hey, I’m just saying…I trust LC to show the fuck up and compete more than SOSA. Especially with all this music dropping, he’s probably only back so he can make money to pay for a Meek Mill or Tyler The Creator feature on his next mixtape. Which, they aren’t bad…if we talking wrasslin! Not raps! Not dating Serena Bennett! WRESTLING!
Flannery McCoy: Ok! We get it! We just think at his peak, when he tries, when he is committed…SOSA is potentially one of the best going in this industry!
(We watch SOSA head to the back as a commercial comes on revealing Popeyes new sandwich is adding a Hawaiian roll bun and we see Serena Bennet holding it and giving a wink to the camera.)
(“Bolt Thrower” by Mercenary hits, as Mike Gambino make his way down to the ring. The fans shower him with boos as he walks down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen! The following match is a tag team match that’s set for!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: Introducing first, making his way to the ring, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 236lbs, HE IS THE MERCENARY!!! MIKE GAMBINO!!!
Stew-O: It’s been a while since Mike Gambino has competed here on Friday Nights, but these fans are still not giving the mercenary a warm welcome as these boos are heard throughout the entire arena!
Jake Mercer: Mike Gambino doesn’t care about these people. He wants to win. And that’s how it should be. They could boo him or cheer him, and I could guarantee he wouldn’t care as long as he gets the W.
(“Friend vs Friend” by Company Flow hits, as Lethal Consequences steps out onto the stage. The crowd begins to boo the champion, as he raises his championship belt in the air and flaunts it in response to the fans booing him.)
Stephie Love: And his partner!! From Oakland California, weighing in at 230lbs!!! HE IS THE EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!!!! LETHALLLLLL CONSEQUENCESSSSSSS!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Last week, Lethal Consequences lost an opportunity to compete in the Extreme Elimination Chamber Match at Road to Redemption, when Sosa Henderson interfered in his qualifying match against Kassidy Heart.
Stew-O: You’d have to think Lethal Consequences wants to get a piece of Sosa Henderson after his actions from last week. LC has been on a roll as of late, and for someone like Sosa to take away his shot at the world title, it has to get to quite a bit.
Jake Mercer: No kidding! I expect LC to take it right to Sosa Henderson here tonight!
(“The Secret” by Our Walking Hour hits, as Ronan Malosi makes his way down to the ring. The fans boo him as he makes his way down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And their opponents! First, from Cape Town South Africa, weighing in at 275lbs!!! He is the CAPETOWN CRIPPLER!!!! RONANNNNNNNN!! MALOSIIIIIIII!!!!
Stew-O: And here is the Capetown Crippler! Ronan Malosi has been very eye opening as of late. He may have lost to Justin Windgate for the number 1 contenders spot for the New Breed Title a few weeks ago, but he bounced right back with another victory against Ezio De Luca the following week. This guy is definitely on the right path, and I’m sure he will show it here tonight!!
(“100 Shots” by Young Dolph hits, as SOSA Henderson makes his way onto the stage, and begins walking down the stage. The fans boo him as he makes his way to the ring)
Stephie Love: And his partner!! From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 191lbs!! BULLETPROOFFFFFFFFF!!!! SOSA!!!! HENDERSONNNNNNNN!!!!!
Jake Mercer: SOSA makes his way back out after opening up the show. This man cost Lethal Consequences a spot in the chamber, and now the two meet here tonight. Lethal Consequences isn’t one to mess with, but SOSA is scared of no man!
Flannery McCoy: That’s for sure! Let’s see how SOSA does against a heated Lethal Consequences though. This will be a tough task for him tonight, that’s for sure!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(Mike Gambino steps out of the ring and stands onto the ring apron as Lethal Consequences walks to the center of the ring and points at SOSA Henderson and signals him to meet him at the center of the ring)
Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences wants to get his hands on SOSA Henderson right here and now! He does not want to wait any longer to get his revenge!!
(SOSA Henderson smirks back at Lethal Consequences as he steps out of the ring and stands on the apron)
Stew-O: I guess SOSA Henderson doesn’t want to go one on one with Lethal Consequences just yet.
Flannery McCoy: CLOTHESLINE BY RONAN MALOSI ONTO LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!
Jake Mercer: That came out of nowhere! Ronan Malosi stomps down hard onto Lethal Consequences’ chest! And now he drops down to one knee and starts throwing powerful right handed punches to the head of Lethal Consequences! Lethal Consequences tries to defend the punches by shielding his face with his forearms! But Ronan Malosi grabs LC by the head lifts it up, and then slams his head right back down onto the mat with tremendous force!!! Ronan Malosi steps up and raises his arms in the arm as he taunts to the crowd!!
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences slowly back up to one knee. Ronan Malosi drops his arms, turns his attention back to the Champion. Malosi grabs Lethal Consequences and runs him over to one of the neutral corners AND BIEL TOSSES LC INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! LC is caught leaning up against the middle turnbuckle! Ronan Malosi grabs LC and brings him out of the corner! He wraps his arms around LC, and GOES FOR THE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!!! NO!!!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES LANDS ON HIS FEET!! Ronan Malosi turns around! STEP UP ENZIGURI BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!! Ronan Malosi falls down to one knee.
Flannery McCoy: That was tremendous athleticism by Lethal Consequences to be able to land on his feet after being flipped in the air by the larger Ronan Malosi. And now Lethal Consequences grabs Ronan Malosi and brings him up to his feet! He tries to whip Malosi over to the ring ropes, but the bigger Ronan Malosi fights it with all of his strength and irish whips Lethal Consequences in the other direction! LC runs to the ropes, bounces back!! Clothesline by Ronan Malosi!! No!! LC ducks it and continues running to the ropes! He bounces back!! SPEAR!!! SPEAR BY RONAN MALOSI!!! NO!!!! LC LEAPS OVER RONAN MALOSI AS MALOSI FALLS FORWARD! Ronan Malosi stands back up! DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF RONAN MALOSI AS HE FALLS FORWARD AND HANGS HIS HEAD AND ARMS OVER THE MIDDLE ROPES!!! Lethal Consequences runs toward Ronan Malosi!! 619!!!!!!! IT HITS!!!! AS RONAN MALOSI GETS LAUNCHED BACK AFTER THE KICK TO THE FACE! Malosi still manages to stay on his feet however! But he’s definitely groggy and confused after that 619!!!
Stew-O: And wait look!! LC is standing on the apron about to springboard himself back into the ring, but Sosa Henderson walks down the apron, out of his corner, towards LC! LC notices this, as he is just about to go after Henderson, until the Referee signals Henderson to go back into his corner. Henderson follows the officials orders. SPEARR!!!!!! SPEAR BY RONAN MALOSI ONTO LETHAL CONSEQUENCES THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!!! WHAT A MOVE BY RONAN MALOSI!!!
(Video replay of Ronan Malosi running full speed, leaping through the ropes, and taking Lethal Consequences down from the apron onto the ringside floor is played on the screen.)
Flannery McCoy: Ronan Malosi manages to get to his feet, as Lethal Consequences is laying down in pain at ringside. Malosi grabs LC by the head and brings him up to his feet. Malosi then lifts LC up onto his shoulders!! And Ronan Malosi drives LC’s back right into the corner ring post!! Ronan Malosi now rolls LC into the ring, and slides in right behind him and goes for the pin!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: But Lethal Consequences kicks out! Ronan Malosi now gets up and grabs LC and brings him up to his feet! Knife edged chop by Lethal Consequences!! And another! Both shots echoing throughout the arena!! Ronan Malosi staggers back, but comes back with a right hand punch!! LC ducks it! Ronan turns around! Dropkick by LC! Ronan Malosi gets pushed back up against the ring ropes, bounces back, and LC WITH A RUNNING ROLLING WHEEL KICK THAT CATCHES RONAN MALOSI AT THE TOP OF THE HEAD! RONAN MALOSI GOES DOWN!!
Stew-O: And LC tags in Mike Gambino! Mike enters the ring, as both LC and Mike Gambino go over to the downed Ronan Malosi. They bring him up to his feet and whip him to the far ropes! Malosi bounces back!! HEADBUTT BY MIKE GAMBINO!!! HE CONNECTS RIGHT AT THE SKULL OF THE RUNNING RONAN MALOSI WITH FULL FORCE, MAKING MALOSI TURN ALL THE WAY AROUND!! DROPKICK BY LC TO THE BACK OF RONAN MALOS! RONAN MALOSI FALLS FORWARD WITH HIS HEAD AND ARMS HANGING OVER THE SECOND ROPE!!! IT LOOKS LIKE LC MAY BE GOING FOR THE 619!!! LC runs over to the far ropes, he rebounds, WAIT NO!! SOSA HENDERSON IS STANDING DOWN AT RINGSIDE AND GRABS LC BY THE FEET FROM UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE JUST AS LC WAS COMING BACK ON THE REBOUND!!
Flannery McCoy: And look!! The referee is walking over to LC, telling him to get back into his corner since he is no longer the legal man. Sosa Henderson may have just saved Ronan Malosi from getting hip by that 619 again!! LC makes his way to his corner, as Sosa Henderson climbs back up onto the apron and stands in his own team’s corner.
Jake Mercer: Back to the two legal men in this match. Mike Gambino walks over to Ronan Malosi who is still hanging over that middle rope. AND GAMBINO STOMPS DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF RONAN MALOSI, AS THE MIDDLE ROPE DRIVES INTO MALOSI’S THROAT!!
Stew-O: That move forces Ronan Malosi off of the middle rope, as he falls down to the mat and lays at the edge of the ring. Mike Gambino grabs Ronan Malosi and brings him back to his feet. CHOP TO THE CHEST BY GAMBINO!! ANOTHER!!! And Gambino whips Ronan Malosi to the far ropes, Malosi Rebounds, SPEAR!!!! SPEAR BY RONAN MALOSI!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!!
Flannery McCoy: This may be the break that Ronan Malosi was looking for. He’s been in this match for quite some time and now has to deal with a fresher Mike Gambino. Malosi knows he needs to make a tag to Sosa, as he’s reaching his arm out. He’s crawling! Inching his way over to Sosa Henderson!! Mike Gambino makes it up to his knees!! AND RONAN MALOSI TAGS IN SOSA HENDERSON!!
Jake Mercer: AND SOSA HENDERSON RUNS OVER TO MIKE GAMBINO!!! ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY HENDERSON!!! IT FLIES RIGHT OVER THE KNEELING BODY OF MIKE GAMBINO!!! BUT CONNECTS ONTO LC WHO’S STANDING IN THE CORNER RIGHT NEXT TO HIM!!! LC Falls down to the apron then rolls off as he lands on the ringside floor.
Stew-O: I don’t think Sosa’s target was Mike Gambino right there. That was definitely meant to hit Lethal Consequences!! Nobody saw it coming!
Flannery McCoy: And Sosa Henderson grabs Mike Gambino and gets him up to his feet. Sosa Henderson whips Mike Gambino over to the ropes, Gambino bounces back, DROPKICK BY SOSA HENDERSON!!! Gambino falls straight down to the mat, but quickly gets up! DROPKICK AGAIN!!! This time Gambino falls back as he bounces back off the ropes!! HURICANRANA BY SOSA HENDERSON!! Gambino flips in the air, lands on his back, but the forward momentum forces Gambino back up to a running position as he bounces back off of the ropes!! HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN BY SOSA HENDERSON WHO WAS RUNNING FROM THE OTHER DIRECTION!!!! SOSA HENDERSON HOOKS THE LEGS!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEE-
Stew-O: And Mike Gambino kicks out!! Fast offense by Sosa Henderson here tonight!
Jake Mercer: Fast? This isn’t anything close to what Sosa is capable of. I read somewhere that Sosa once won a match before the bell even rang. That’s how fast he is.
Flannery McCoy: How is that even possible?? :usure:
Jake Mercer: You wouldn’t understand because you’re slow :mjlol:
Flannery McCoy: You can’t say that when you’re the one that believes that nonsense :bronfoh:
Stew-O: Sosa Henderson now gets up to his feet. He helps Gambino get up to his. And Sosa connects with a spinning kick that connects right into the stomach of Mike Gambino!! And Sosa strike with a hard forearm to the face of Gambino! Sosa runs to the far ropes, rebounds, BIG BOOT!! BIG BOOT BY MIKE GAMBINO!! Sosa Henderson plants right down to the mat as Mike Gambino walks over to his teams corner! Mike Climbs the turnbuckle!! Mike tags in Lethal Consequences!!! METEORITE BY MIKE GAMBINO!!! ELBOW DROP FROM THE TOP ROPE ONTO SOSA HENDERSON CONNECTS!! Mike Gambino rolls out of the ring and onto the apron. LC comes running in now as he is the legal man in this match and connects with a running dropkick onto Ronan Malosi!!! Malosi falls out of the corner down to the ringside floor!!! LC now turns his attention to Sosa Henderson!! He’s about to get his revenge right here and right now!!!
Flannery McCoy: Sosa Henderson slowly gets up to his feet. LC’s right there! ACID REIGNNNNNNNNNN!!!! IT CONNECTS!!!!! LC drops down on top of Sosa Henderson and goes for the pin!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(Friend vs Friend by Company Flow hits, as LC is handed his National Elite Championship. Mike Gambino makes his way into the ring as both LC and Gambino get their hands raised by the referee)
Stephie Love: Here are your winners!!! The Team of MIKE GAMBINO!!!!! ANDDDD THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONNNN!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!
Stew-O: We all said that LC was going to look for his revenge. Tonight he was able to score the pinfall over SOSA Henderson, but I don’t think this will be the end of these two Elitist going back and forth. Both guys look to make a statement towards one another, but tonight it was Lethal Consequences who came out on top!!
(Dynasty cuts to the backstage area, more specifically to what appears to be the lockerroom of the New Breed Champion, Jenny Cien. Considering the nameplate on the door reads ‘New Breed Baddie’ it’s a safe assumption to make that it’s her lockerroom. Standing outside the door is none other than EAW Network host, Molly Waters. Molly smiles into the camera and starts speaking.)
Molly Waters: Welcome back to Dynasty. Right now, I’m standing outside the lockerroom of the reigning and defending New Breed Champion, Jenny Cien. A couple of weeks ago, Justin Windgate defeated Ronan Malosi to become the number one contender to the New Breed championship. As of right now, there’s been no date announced for that defense and I’m hoping Jenny can shed some light on it for the EAW Universe.
(Molly knocks on the door and takes a step back. A few seconds pass and no one answers or replies to the knock. Molly knocks again, and the same thing happens.)
???: Can I help you with something?
(Jenny’s voice comes from off camera and she walks into the picture. She gives Molly a WTF look, and the network host grins.)
Molly Waters: Jenny! I was trying to see if I could get a few minutes of your time?
(The champ shrugs her shoulders, but she does roll her eyes.)
Jenny Cien: Damn. I’m always in demand these days it seems. Well, I guess so. You’re here aren’t ya? Whatcha wanna talk about, Molly?
Molly Waters: So Jenny, a couple of weeks ago a challenger was crowned for the New Breed Champio-
Jenny Cien: Yeah, yeah. I am well aware that crack ass oldhead Justin Windgate beat a complete fool in Ronan Malosi to get a crack at my championship in a match that absolutely no one cared about at all. I couldn’t care less and I’m damn sure not about to sweat that future match with Justin and actually stand here and act like he is some kind of threat to this New Breed Championship. He’s been in this business for a thousand years, and honestly has no business being considered ‘new breed’, but when you have absolutely no competition in the division, you gotta find someway to spice things up, I guess. May as well throw the man who can’t pass a drug test into the fray. You know, I’ve had about a week to think about this upcoming match, and what that little bih had the nerve to say to me when he somehow found the balls to step up to me. This shit is fucked, and lemme tell you why. There ain’t a single person in this place who is capable of dethroning me for this belt. The so-called new talent in this place done flamed out or has already proven they can’t hold a candle to the ‘New Breed Baddie.’ I’m above all these bitches and y’all know it. I know that Serena got the better of me last week during our match, and good on her, but that’s a one in a million chance, and the next time we step into the ring, the outcome gunna be a lot different. I’ll be ready for that rematch, and you can bank on that.
Molly Waters: So when can we expect to see you defend the championship against Justin?
(Jenny shrugs and flips her long, dark locks off her shoulder.)
Jenny Cien: How the fuck should I know? StarrStan can make that match whenever he wants for all I care. It’s just a given that Ima win and it’s the last thing on my mind right now.
(The comment piques Molly’s curiosity. She gives Jenny a puzzled look.)
Molly Waters: Would you mind elaborating on that?
Jenny Cien: I refuse to let this New Breed Championship be my ‘be all, end all’. This is not about to be the belt that defines me and my time here in Elite Answers Wrestling. I strive for MUCH more than this, and as far as I’m concerned, I’m about to reach even greater heights. ‘The Baddie’ bout to be at the top of the food chain, looking down her nose at all the haters who have been waiting for her to fail and or flame out. I be hearin’ all the whispers about me being a ‘flash in the pan’ or someone who won’t last. I worked my damn ass off to get here and I’m not goin’ anywhere. I think I have proven myself inside the ring thus far, and those rare times when things don’t go my way, I learn from it and keep it moving. I won that Divide and Conquer match back at Territorial Invasion in impressive fashion, and pretty much cemented myself as the next big thing, and that’s why I’m looking to make a big move.
(Molly raises a perfectly arched eyebrow.)
Molly Waters: A big move?!
(A smug smile crosses Jenny’s face.)
Jenny Cien: I’m scaling that mountain, Molly, and ascending to someplace no one ever gave me a chance to get too. I’ll throw you this little caution though. Don’t blink, you might miss it. :wow:
Molly Waters: What does that mean?
Jenny Cien: Ima leave it open for interpretation, but you and the rest of the EAW Universe won’t have to wait long to find out. I’m about to make my presence felt and shake this company to its core. Never sleep on Jenny Cien, Ima keep it real. A small setback like last week isn’t going to deter me or discourage me. If anything, it made me even hungrier and is why I spent the whole week thinking about how the new breed division and damn Justin Windgate is below me. He ain’t shit, but you know something? I am the shit. I’m the baddest bitch. Just wait and see. I’m the greatest and that’s about to be on full damn display.
(Jenny’s smile turns into a self-satisfying grin and she dismisses Molly, and heads into her lockerroom. The door slams shut in the network host’s face, and Molly stands there for a few seconds, trying to process the information she was just given by Jenny.)
Molly Waters: :wow:
(Dynasty fades elsewhere backstage as we see Osamu Arcichida speaking time Michael Belfort.)
Osamu Arcichida: I’m just saying, I think I deserve an interview over some of these other fools you get assigned to talk to all the time! You spent so much time asking Provençal a bunch of stupid questions, maybe you should come speak to The Conductor and listen to me muse on and on about things that matter and things that are relevant here in EAW!
Michael Belfort: Im sorry, Osamu! I’d love to chat with you but I have some other things to attend to and
Osamu Arcichida: What’s more important than talking to the Orchestrator of Violence? I am one of the few people in this company currently that has held that coveted National Elite championship for crying out loud! I’m sick of not being respected as one of the most talented and intelligent members of this roster. Do you think I’m not as good as I claim? Huh?
Michael Belfort: Wait! That’s not what I said at all, Osamu, I-I…
Osamu Arcichida: So I have to go all SOSA Henderson and start blindsiding people and hitting a bunch of superkicks on champions to start getting more respect around here? Maybe I should do like Kassidy freakin’ Heart and marry the chairman so I won’t be ignored and taken for a joke? Maybe I can bring out a cattle prod and tear into a few losers before The Orchestrator can be looked at as a key member like I should be on this Dynasty brand. How about I knock you out back here and see if that gets people to show me some more respect around here?
(Osamu grabs Michael by the collar as Belfort flinches until.)
???: Or how about you give me the rematch I deserve?!
(A hand reaches in and whips Osamu around. As Osamu turns, he lets go of Michael Belfort who flees the scene quickly and we see Osamu staring back at Angel De Plata Jr. as the fans cheer him on. Angel has on his ring gear and a mask similar to the Portland Trail Blazers colors as he sizes up the man that beat him previously.)
Angel De Plata Jr.: You talk a lot of trash for a guy that was lucky to beat me.
Osamu Arcichida: Luck? Listen, besting you in a contest is not luck. It’s just what is supposed to happen. I am a better man than you and a way better competitor than you can ever be. You mask wearing, daddy’s boy…I beat you before and I could easily beat you again!
Angel De Plata Je.: You sound so tough here but this ain’t the ring. You look real big and bad trying to punk interviewers but he not paid to fight. I’m paid to fight and I would love to go one on one with you in that ring out there one more time to prove that you getting a win off me can’t happen again without you cheating!
Osamu Archida: Welcome to EAW, how mad are you? Listen, JUNIOR…you want a rematch?
Angel De Plata Jr.: I don’t just want a rematch, I deserve a rematch! You cheated and fought without honor in our match and the only thing you proved is that you could only win by trying to rip my mask off like a coward. I can hang in the ring with anyone they put across from me, including you and you know like I know that if you hadn’t cheated that you would have been the one on your back as the referee counted to three and I would be the one declared victorious in our match!
Osamu Arcichida: Is that so?
Angel De Plata Jr.: Oh yes! You talk all this tough guy stuff but you still are just the same guy we watched choke in a match at House of Glass against Darcy May Morgan and get knocked out by The Visual Prophet last week. All this big man noise coming from a guy who has to cheat to win and when he loses, he’s either knocked out or stretchered out of the building!
(The crowd gives a loud OOH as small Angel chants start in the arena. Osamu looks very annoyed now as he can even hear the fans reactions backstage.)
Osamu Arcichida: You think I NEEDED to cheat against a nobody, nothing, rookie like you? Angel…maybe your dad didn’t teach you this lesson but I’ll teach it to you right now. You could have a bright career in EAW, but you will never outshine Osamu Arcichida. I am the conductor and as for a rematch…you aren’t worth another second of my damn time.
(The crowd begins to boo Arcichida intensely as Angel looks back with a “wtf” body expression.)
Osamu Arcichida: You and your little Halloween costume can kick rocks far as I’m concerned. Rematch? Not a damn chance…now excuse me, rook…I got an interview to conduct!
(A shoulder bump by Osamu to Angel is shown as Osamu leaves the scene with Plata Jr. looking very annoyed at the lack of competitive spirit from Arcichida.)
Stew-O: Got to give Angel credit, he wants a fight and isn’t afraid to ask for one.
Flannery McCoy: No credit to Osamu by me. He is the Conductor, The Orchestrator of Violence yet he won’t go after a kid looking for violence with him?
Jake Mercer: Hold on now, let’s think this out. Put yourself in his shoes. Osamu feels overlooked, feels like he should be in bigger matches and going against bigger name opponents. Career wise, Angel is a newbie and Osamu is a veteran here that has been apart of big FPV matches and won gold. Wouldn’t this be a downgrade to face someone he’s beating already that isn’t yet a huge name?
Flannery McCoy: Maybe pinning a guy like Angel WITHOUT cheating can help catapult him back into prominence? I just hate guys hiding from competition. At Least he isn’t claiming LOAD MANAGEMENT like Kassidy Heart’s husband…
(A commercial for Chris Elite’s new karaoke CD plays, buy now and blurt out random lyrics at the click of a button!)
(The scene opens backstage as we see Sienna Jade rubbing oil all over her hands as it splashes right near her supple chest. Every male fan quickly woos and catcalls as giant signs of images of hand lotion floats in the crowd and the fans stare at the screen. The male fan base watches as Sienna lets out a meek but sensual grunt as she eyes her lubed up hands and looks down below the camera’s view.)
Sienna Jade: You ready, baby?
(The camera pans down as we see The White Mamba laying clearly naked under a white towel that only covers his ass and some of his lower back. Impact is on a massaging table as we see Sienna clothed from the chest to her feet and covered up besides some semblance of cleavage as the entire male fan base begins booing harshly.)
Impact: Yeah, gone get in all those knots and crooks babe! That hellacious, five star, career defining classic we had last week was so stress inducing I feel like I almost pulled a muscle afterwards!
Sienna Jade: You sure it wasn’t the iconic and pornstar level love making we had before and afterwards that almost threw out your back, baby?
Impact: Nah, you know for a fact I’m the king of passionate sex. I give out 10 orgasms to you in one day. Fuck Big Sean and Jhene Aiko and their measly 9. Only thing I’m nine times at is being nine time World Champion and being nine times smarter than each and every imbecile in this god forsaken company.
Sienna Jade: *clears her throat*
Impact: I don’t mean you, turtle dove! I mean this mortals trying to test our stamina and might. That stupid idiot StarrStan tried to give Serena Bennett a chance to tear our love apart but we didn’t budge. In fact, that slut couldn’t resist trying to have hot lesbian action with you and got our match invalid by interfering. Therefore, we clearly are undefeated against each other and both found a way to win when we beat the ever loving shit out of that bimbo right afterwards.
Sienna Jade: I mean, I technically won because she hit me…
(Sienna is pushing the stress right out his back as Imp lifts his head off that massage table and gives his girl a side eye. )
Sienna Jade: I mean…YAY, we beat that bitch ass!
Impact: Exactly! We played that Compton cunt like a fiddle and I’m betting the house you will beat her and become the number one contender to that Universal Women’s Championship and regain the throne you never should have lost!
Sienna Jade: Oh my god, baby you are so right! Serena has had my clit on the tip of her ugly lips and she has to be dealt with. Last week was a taste but at Road to Redemption, I’m going to end this foolishness once and for all!
Impact: Yes you fucking will! Same way you will regain your belt, I will make history and become the man of TEN REIGNZ! Yes! You see, you know I’m the smartest and most handsome elitist of all time, right?
Sienna Jade: Without question! You are the king and I am the queen! Drake can eat a dildo on a stick if he even thinks he can hang with you!
Impact: You also know that, when that cowardly and pathetic piece of crap TLA stole that EAW World Heavyweight Championship from me, he also stole my GAWD contract in the process.
Sienna Jade: Yeah, I know! It’s probably why we didn’t get that bottle of BUBBLAY that normally is waiting at every arena for us tonight! I feel poor without your GAWD contract making EAW bend down and follow all of your requests! I don’t even think the heat is on here! Your dick only looked about 7 inches when it normally is easily 12!
Impact: Anywho, TLA and StarrStan probably thought they were done with my GAWD contract requests but I had a back up plan in the unlikely chance TLA pulled off a miracle like he did at House of Glass. A request that has been approved by management and can’t be stopped by StarrStan’s meddling or anyone else’s bitching. You see…OOOOH THAT IS THE SPOT RIGHT THERE! GET IT SIENNA!
Sienna Jade: I got it, I got it!
(A loud CRACK sound is heard as Impact rolls over and off the table and begins to stretch as his skimpy towel barely hangs around his waist. Impact looks rejuvenated as Sienna is elated at him moving around with oil all over him.)
Impact: Fuck yeah, that was perfect! Anyway…I made one last GAWD contract move before House of Glass. At Road to Redemption, inside that Extreme Elimination Chamber match…I am getting a spot in regardless of qualifying matches and bullshit like that!
Sienna Jade: Wow, you damn genius!
Impact: AND…fuck what TLA or StarrStan thinks…I get to enter last in the match. I will be the final entrant into that chamber match and everyone that’s fighting now to even have a spot, has to deal with a rejuvenated and motivated Impact looking to make history like I always do at Road to Redemption!
Sienna Jade: You and mean, baby! Going right back on top! Now, your turn to massage my back! Lemme get naked right quick and…
Impact: WAIT…hey! Camera man! Get the FUCK out of here before I dick smack you with this White Mamba!
(Impact rushes the camera man as his towel drops and the camera feed immediately shuts off before any of the hornier fans can catch a peek at a naked Sienna Jade.)
Stew-O: Hate them or love them, Dynasty’s power couple is almost always steps ahead of their competition!
Jake Mercer: BRILLIANT BY IMP! To have a clause in place Incase he lost to TLA that guaranteed he would not only get a rematch at the next FPV but be given one last favorable position in said rematch while his completion has to compete to even qualify for a chance at that same championship belt!
Flannery McCoy: That and Sienna Jade looking to get back towards being a champion herself as she will battle Serena Bennett that same night? Can’t say these two aren’t primed to climb right back on top of the pyramid here in EAW!
[[JUSTIN WINDGATE VS CAGE – CAGE WINS TBP ASAP]]
(Dynasty returns from break and cuts to an unmarked location of the backstage area. Nothing is in the area but a ton of crates and unused equipment, and sitting on top of one of those discarded equipment boxes is ‘The Mauler’. Kassidy Heart is resting her head against the wall and she’s banging her heels against the side of the box. Her green eyes focus on the camera and her ruby red lips twists into a little sneer.)
Kassidy Heart: I don’t think I’ve ever hidden the fact that I take this job very seriously. My career is my life, and professional wrestling is my livelihood. It fills me with complete and utter joy that in less than a month, I will have free reign to hurt people and make them suffer inside of an Extreme Elimination Chamber. The magnitude of a match like this is not lost on me. In fact, this is the biggest match I’ve ever had. Despite my status as a former world champion, this is legitimately the first world title opportunity I’ve actually been given, and this is the moment I’ve been waiting for. At this point, Kassidy Heart is someone who should not be doubted, but for whatever reason the EAW Universe still wants to look down their noses at me and assume that I’m not tough enough. They refuse to see me as someone who constantly rises to the occasion and deserves these big time matches and opportunities. At Road to Redemption, I finally get to show the world that I belong; that I’m the overwhelming favorite regardless of the match and the opponent. I’m true to my word when I say that I’m the best. None of these motherfuckers can hold a candle to me on their best day, and that’s the truth. I don’t have to sit here and continue to put myself over, but I’m going too until it registers in the thick skulls of absolutely every fucking person on this planet. To call me a pussy is the dumbest fucking thing you could ever do, because we all know that I’m game for whatever challenge comes my way that I deem worthy of my time. To question where the fuck I’ve been this week and why I didn’t participate in some stupid Elimination Chamber preview match is reaching for something that’s not even there. I might have spent the week lounging around on the beaches of Santo Domingo, and frockling around the Ryan Adams’ Estate naked, but I heard every dumb ass thing TLA, Viz, and the Virgin Mary had to say about me.
(Kassidy rolls her eyes and sits up.)
Kassidy Heart: Why would I subject myself to teaming with any of you? My only tag team partner is Sienna Jade. There is no Kassidy Heart in a tag team match unless Sienna is there with me or my baby wants to team, and there’s not a damn thing any of you can do about that unless I wake up one morning and decide to be a team player. I’m married to the Chairman. If I don’t like a situation StarrStan is trying to force on me, I’m damn sure going to pull rank and make sure he knows that bullshit isn’t going to fly with me. The Mauler doesn’t like to have her time wasted and neither do I, for that matter. I’m on a collision course with history, and to rain on the parade of TLA. When a career loser gets his hands on a world championship that he’s not deserving of, I’m making it my mission to take that championship and give it a worthy champion. I want to make history. I want to be the first female to win a male dominated chamber and I want to be the first female to hold the World Heavyweight Championship. I have ALWAYS said that I am destined for greatness, and Road to Redemption starts my path to immortality. Imagine being someone of my talent and stature and having to listen to all these undeserving females brag about being the first woman to do whatever. First female New Breed Champion. First female Cash in the Vault holder. First female to win the 24/7 contract. First female to win a Grand Rampage event. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Imagine watching people get all these opportunities knowing that I have more talent in my pinkie finger than they do period. But I digress. My path isn’t going to be muddied anymore with bullshit. It’s all up and up now, and I’m going to finally have everything I’ve ever desired in this business.
(Kassidy runs her fingers through her long, blonde ponytail and drops to the ground. She folds her arms across her chest and clenches her jaw.)
Kassidy Heart: At Road to Redemption, I’m walking into that chamber prepared to bleed and feel unimaginable pain. Regardless of who I’m in there with, I am going to be viewed as the weak link. I’ll be the smallest person to step inside that match, but I’ve never let my lack of size deter me from doing anything. I’m used to being the smallest dog in the yard, the underdog. I know that people will expect me to crumble and crack, and disappear altogether when I fail to back up my shittalk. That’s one of the biggest things, though. One of those intangible qualities that set me apart from everyone else. I have the Gawd given ability to back up everything I say and then some. When I say that I’m going to put on a show inside that chamber, I will absolutely put on a show inside of that chamber. I will do anything to get my hands on another world championship and make history. Inside of the Extreme Elimination Chamber, I can do whatever the fuck I want. I’ll more than leave a lasting impression on my opponents, and when all is said and done, and I get my hand raised, I’ll go ahead and start my historic first World Heavyweight Championship reign.
(A hint of a smile touches the corners of Kassidy’s lips and she walks off. The camera swings around to watch her go, but eventually she disappears. Dynasty fades elsewhere.)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the middle of the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a TAG TEAM MATCH! And it is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Another One Bites The Dust” by Queen hits to a mixed reaction as the Visual Prophet makes his way to the stage. He has a grin on his face as he spins around raising his arms in the air before making his way to the ring)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Detroit Michigan, weighing in at 230 pounds… THE VISUAL.. PROPHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Last week Viz won a Extreme Elimination Chamber qualification match against Osamu Arcichida. Putting emphasis on the fact that 2 of the people in that chamber are in this match tonight I’m sure Viz wants to make himself known to the other competitors as someone not to cross in the chamber!
Flannery McCoy: But then again TLA and Drake King are great competitors. Yet it’s nothing Viz can’t handle if he has a good day. When the time comes maybe we’ll have a win by the Sovereign not just tonight but at Road to Redemption!
Jake Mercer: Pavement to Restitution :mjgrin:
(The Visual Prophet gets to the steel steps as he raises up his hands once more but to the shock of himself “Another One Bites The Dust” gets interrupted by orange pyro. “Ready For War” by Adelitas Way plays to cheers as Drake King makes his way out to the stage with a smirk focused on The Visual Prophet. Viz shakes it off as he enters the ring and Drake makes his way down to the ramp)
Stephie Love: And his partner, from Charlotte North Carolina, weighing in at 220 pounds… THE KING, DRAKE… KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Not far off from the fate of another elitist in this match last week Drake King’s match against TLA got abruptly interrupted by The Mauler Kassidy Heart!
Flannery McCoy: This is Drake’s chance to jump back as not only is TLA in this match but another person in the Extreme Elimination Chamber is in this match. And I’m sure Drake would like nothing more than to do exactly what.
Jake Mercer: I dont know about you guys but I have to level with you. #DrakeKingIsNotCool.
(Drake enters the ring and goes to the top rope spreading his arms up before jumping off and nodding to Viz as he begins to warm up as “Ready For War” fades out. “Here Comes The Boom” by DMX ft. Sean Paul and Alexa Vega plays to very loud cheers as El Landerson comes out to the stage. He throws one arm in the air as pyro bursts out of the stage once more. Landerson stops on the ramp as “Here Comes The Boom” is replaced by “Ambitionz Az A Ridah” by Tupac plays to louder cheers as TLA makes his way to the ring. He stands beside Landerson and raises the EAW Championship in the air as he makes his way to the ring)
Stephie Love: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 370 pounds… THE TEAM OF tHE EAW CHAMPION TLA! AND EL… LANDERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: El Landerson returning to the ring! It’s a early Christmas miracle folks :blessed:
Flannery McCoy: On to TLA now as the pressure builds for the EAW Champion heading into this match. Not only could this be a preview of what’s to come at Road To Redemption but the fact that the only option he has here is to come out with a win. It’s a big fight feel tonigjt!
Jake Mercer: TLA GOATed but is he GOATed enough?!
(TLA and Landerson enter opposite sides of the ring as both of them go on the top rope and show off to the crowd. They jump off giving each other a fist bump as “Ambitionz Az A Ridah” fades out as the Ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this match is underway. Drake and Landerson starts this off as they lock up! DRAKE EASILY SHOVING LANDERSON AWAY! It looks like Drake is laughing off Landerson after the words he said this week. Drake looking to pick Landerson up! BUT LANDERSON TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! Landerson jumps onto the apron as Drake stumbles to his feet breaking into a run! SPRINGBOARD SIT OUT FACEBUSTER BY EL LANDERSON! Drake falls right into a corner as Landerson looks proud of what he did.
El Landerson (Off-Mic]: HERE COMES THE BOOM-
Flannery McCoy: VIZ IS IN! HE WASTES NO TIME AS HE KNOCKS LANDERSON DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Landerson shaking his head as he gets to a knee but Viz doesnt want to wait as he brings him to his feet and sends him to the ropes! DROPKICK! Landerson is down as he rolls out of the ring. Viz on the apron as Landerson is up to his feet! WAIT! DRAKE LEAPS OFF THE APRON AND HITS LANDERSON WITH A KNEE RIGHT TO HIS FACE! Drake drags him up to his feet- TLA! VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT TO THE BACK OF DRAKE KING’S HEAD!!! Drake is down but not Viz as he rolls Landerson into the ring and goes for the pin!!!
Jake Mercer: The Los Mexico United Wrestling Federation 10x champion kicks out quickly!!! Viz gets up but Landerson is following in pursuit! Viz with a axe handle keeping him on his knees! VIZ PUTS HIM INTO POWERBOMB POSITION- BUT LANDERSON FIGHTS BACK AS HE PUNCHES DOWN ON VIZ FORCING HIM TO BRING HIM DOWN! ENZIGURI SENDING VIZ TO A KNEE! Landerson takes a step back and runs to the ropes! HURRICANRANA! Viz rolls up to his feet and looks stunned as Landerson jumps to the apron!
Stew-O: TLA IS IN!!! LANDERSON WITH A SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY! VIZ GETS TO HIS KNEES AS TLA RUNS TO HIM! VIZ MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! TLA FALLS RIGHT INTO THE MIDDLE ROPES LAYING DOWN ON IT!!! Viz looks confused as he runs at TLA! TLA slips off the ropes as Viz gets his leg trapped in between them. TLA hops up to the top rope! MISSILE DROPKICK! Viz is down as he rolls out of the ring! TLA RUNS! SUICIDE DIVE- NO! DRAKE PUSHES VIZ OUT OF THE WAY AND TAKES THE FALL FOR HIM! TLA lands on Drake as he’s confused and Viz instantly goes to attack him! Viz slowly rolls him into the ring as he follows and waits for TLA to get up! SPINEBUSTER!!! TLA is down as Viz drags him to his corner!
Flannery McCoy: Drake gets tagged! Drake quickly gets into the ring and stomps down on TLA looking to keep the EAW Champion down! Drake sends TLA into the ropes! CLOTHESLINE! TLA is sent back down as he reaches for the ropes but Drake is refusing to let him go!
Drake King (Off-Mic): YOU REALLY WANT TO TAG HIM IN?! HOW DUMB ARE YOU TRULY?!
Jake Mercer: Drake brings TLA up by the hair after his decisive choice of words and what?! Drake throws him into his own corner. TLA is considering tagging in El Landerson! BUT TLA RUNS AT DRAKE! SPINNING BACK ELBOW TAKES HIM DOWN! Drake stumbles to his feet as TLA runs at him again! DRAKE WITH A LARIAT- TLA DUCKS UNDER AND RUNS TO THE ROPES! GERMAN SUPLEX- DRAKE LANDS ON HIS FEET! DRAKE STEPS BACK! SUPERKICK- NO! TLA COUNTERS! LEG SWEEP BY TLA- NO DRAKE JUMPS OVER! BUT TLA PULLS DRAKE DOWN AS HE RUNS! RUNNING ELBOW DROP TO THE BACK OF DRAKE KING!!!
Stew-O: Drake grabs his back in pain as TLA scales the top rope! VIZ DISTRACTING TLA AS HE ATTACKS HIM! Drake trying his best to crawl up his fastest to grab a hold of TLA to take advantage but TLA shoves Viz away and turns around! TLA! DOUBLE FOOT STOMP RIGHT TO THE BACK OF DRAKE’S HEAD! TLA stumbles to the ground as he brings Drake to his feet and throws him to his corner
Flannery McCoy: LANDERSON IS TAGGED IN! Landerson hops in and gives a solid left kick to the chest of Drake King! Drake stumbles out of the corner once more trying to tag into Viz but Landerson is on the hunt! LANDERSON WITH A RUNNING STANDING MOONSAULT TO DRAKE STOPPING HIM RIGHT IN HIS PATH! Drake rolls to the ropes and grabs it to pull himself up as Landerson runs to him! DRAKE PULLS DOWN THE ROPES AS LANDERSON FLIES OVER IT! Drake walks over to his corner looking to make the tag!!!
Jake Mercer: THE VISUAL PROPHET IS TAGGED IN! Viz quickly jumping off the apron as he’s gunning for Landerson right now! Viz stomping on Landerson keeping him stunned before rolling him into the ring. Viz jumps on the apron as Landerson. Landerson dodging Viz as he tries to stomp down on him just barely! Landerson kips up as Viz goes for a clothesline! BUT LANDERSON SLIDES UNDER AND GRABS VIZ BY THE LEGS PULLING HIM DOWN! LANDERSON WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT TO VIZ! Viz in pain as Landerson rolls him into the ring!
Stew-O: Landerson slides into the ring as he takes a moment to breath waiting for Viz to get up! Landerson quickly hops onto the middle rope! DIVING BULLDOG- NO! VIZ KEEPS LANDERSON IN THE AIR! BUT LANDERSON DROPS HIS WEIGHT AND SENDS HIM DOWN! Viz is shook as he stumbles to his feet and runs to Landerson! BUT LANDERSON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS VIZ FALLS IN BETWEEN THE ROPES! LANDERSON SEES AN OPPORTUNITY FOR THE LANDERSON 619!!! TIGER FEINT KICK-
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE! DRAKE WITH A SUPERKICK TAKING LANDERSON DOWN AS HE SWINGS THROUGH THE ROPES CLOSE TO IMPACT WITH THE VISUAL PROPHET! Drake grabbing Viz by the hand through the ropes and dragging him to their corner!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE KING IS TAGGED IN! Viz rolls out of the ring as Landerson crawls to TLA! DRAKE RUNS AT LANDERSON! FALLEN KINGDOM- NO! LANDERSON ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY OF THE STOMP! Landerson grabbing Drake and pulling himself up as Drake responds with a laugh as I think it’s clear Drake has zero respect for El Landerson. Drake with a axe handle keeping Landerson on his knees! LANDERSON FIRES BACK WITH A PUNCH TO THE GUT OF DRAKE KING! Landerson gets to his feet as Drake runs at Landerson! DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! BOTH OF THEM ARE DOWN!!!
Stew-O: Landerson gets up a little bit faster than Drake but Drake fires at him! BICYCLE KICK CAVING THE MASK OF EL LANDERSON IN! Landerson falls flat to the ground but Drake is wasting no time dragging him back to his feet! BUT LANDERSON SLAMS HIM INTO A CORNER! Landerson with a multitude of punches aiming for the gut of Drake King but Drake fights back shoving him away! Landerson rolls up to the center of the ring as Drake runs at him! LANDERSON WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF HIS FACE! DRAKE IS STUNNED AS LANDERSON IS SETTING HIM UP! HURRICANRANA!!! IT CONNECTS BJT LANDERSON ISN’T GOING FOR THE PIN!
Flannery McCoy: TLA IS TAGGED IN! TLA enters as Drake doesn’t know where he is! SWAG SHOT! DRAKE FALLS TO HIS KNEES AS TLA BRINGS HIM UP! VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT! TLA wastes no time going to the top rope as he looks to end this match right here- THE VISUAL PROPHET! HE SHOVES TLA TO THE FLOOR! Viz giving Drake a moment to breath as Drake grabs the ropes and begins to get to his feet! Drake runs to the ropes as he sees an opportunity in sight! SUICIDE DIVE!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT WAIT HE ISN’T DONE AS HE ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING AND RUNS TO THE ROPES AGAIN! ANOTHER ONE!R ONE! Drake slides into the ring as TLA gets to his feet and begins to roll into the ring yet Drake isn’t wasting a moment as he drags TLA and brings him to the middle of the ring! DRAKE LANDS A SOLID PUNCH TO THE HEAD OF TLA AS IT SNAPS HIS HEAD BACK! But TLA lands one back! TLA punches Drake into the ropes before sending him into a irish whip! BUT DRAKE SLIDES UNDER! DRAKE SHOVES TLA INTO A CORNER! WAIT!
Stew-O: LANDERSON TAGS HIMSELF IN! Drake is confused as Landerson goes to the top rope! CROSSBODY- OH MY GOD! DRAKE HITS LANDERSON WITH A SUPERKICK IN MID AIR! Landerson is on all fours as Drake runs to the ropes! FALLEN KINGDOM!!! STOMP CONNECTS AS DRAKE ISN’T DONE! THE VISUAL PROPHET IS ON THE TOP ROPE!!!
Flannery McCoy: VIZ IS TAGGED IN! BOW TO THE HEART! ELBOW DROP RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF LANDERSON AS VIZ GOES FOR THE PIN!!! DRAKE WITH A SUICIDE DIVE TAKING DOWN TLA!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Another One Bites The Dust” plays to a mixed reaction as The Visual Prophet gets to his feet as he’s met by Drake King as the Ref raises their hands in victory. Drake looks at Viz with an accepting look as he goes to the top rope)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here are your winners, the team of-
Jake Mercer: WHAT?! IT’S KASSIDY HEART! WITH THAT SICK CATTLE PROD! SHE’S LAID TLA OUT AS SHE CRACKS IT AGAINST THE BACK OF DRAKE KING!!! DRAKE STUMBLES TO THE GROUND AS VIZ REALIZES AND RUNS AT KASS! KASS SHOCKS VIZ RIGHT IN THE GUT AS HE FALLS OVER IN PAIN!!! THIS ISN’T FAR FROM LAST WEEK WITH KASS ATTACKING THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER CONTENDERS WITH HER!
Stew-O: This beckons the question could this be the fate of the Extreme Elimination Chamber?! Kassidy Heart is pulling out all the stops to get into the heads of her opponents. Could we be seeing a new EAW World Heavyweight Champion at Road to Redemption?!
(Kassidy Heart rolls out of the ring and gets the EAW World Heavyweight Championship and pries it off TLA’s unconscious body. She rolls into the ring and puts a foot on Drake King and raises the EAW World Heavyweight Championship in the air with a look of pride on her face as she raises her cattle prod up as well)
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(Commercial break featuring an ad for Crip-A-Cola starring Serena Bennett. Now in a zero sugar variety! In stores now!)
(Dynasty returns from commercial break, where “Surfin’ [ft. Pharrel Williams]” by Kid Cudi has just begun to blare through the speakers at the Moda Center where the fans in attendance have jumped up to their feet to welcome Serena Bennett to the arena. Serena steps out onto the stage full of her usual energy, smiling widely as she begins her descent to the ring down the velvet Blue Carpet laid out before her.)
Stew-O: Welcome back to Dynasty, ladies and gentlemen, and as you can see, we’re being joined here in the Moda Center by The red brand’s number one draft pick of the season, Serena Bennett!
Flannery McCoy: And tonight, she’ll be hosting another edition of her hit talk show segment, the Blue Carpet Treatment–fellas, tonight, Serena has announced that she will be bringing out the woman who was announced as her opponent just last week for Road to Redemption: Sienna Jade!
Jake Mercer: That’s a power move if I ever saw one, Flan. Even if I don’t like her much, I have to respect Serena for her unabashed attitude and statements like this one–the amount of fearless spirit it takes to offer to share your ring time with your assailant, it’s moving, really.
Flannery McCoy: Right…anyway, I personally am looking forward to hear what both Serena and Sienna have to say to each other tonight. And since it is on an episode of the Blue Carpet Treatment, I can assure you fans watching from home that it’ll be something you won’t want to miss!
(“Surfin’” begins to die down as Serena stands at the center of her blue carpeted ring, the crowd watching ever so intently as they patiently wait for her address. Serena slowly turns to her left, glances at one of her two of her velvet blue chairs in the ring with her, and walks towards it. She places her free hand on the arm of the chair and massages it slowly, a small smile growing across her face as she raises the microphone to her lips.)
Serena Bennett: …you know, y’all…we comin’ up on a year now. (She pauses, looking up from her blue chair and looks straight out into the audience.) Last year, about four wigs ago, on December 22, 2018, I made my in-ring debut at Road to Redemption, in the Extreme Elimination Chamber where I competed for the Specialists Championship while also puttin’ my FOX contract on the line. I’ll never forget what the week leadin’ up to that match felt like, man. Nor will I forget the reception that came from y’all–it was like I seemingly popped up outta nowhere, wasn’t it? Had y’all shook. Made y’all realize there was so much more to that skinny lil’ yellow bitch with the clipboard and glasses and made you all understand who I was and what I came here to do. Who I came here to be. Nah, I know, I didn’t win that match–matter fact, I lost in quite a similar fashion as I did to Kassidy Heart when Andrea Valentine–hey, Andrea, how you doin’, princess, welcome to Dynasty if I don’t get to see you later–yeh, when Andrea choked me out with that chain and I passed out in the center of the ring, but still managed to capture the hearts and gain the support of the fans not only in the Olympic Stadium, but around the EAW Universe. I lost in that chamber. But that same night, I won somethin’ a little more valuable, somthin’ that’ll keep me and mines fed for much longer than I initially ever could have hoped for. It started with an EAW contract signed, sealed, and delivered from Empire’s GM herself. And y’all pretty much know what happened after that.
(Serena raises her free hand and gestures to the blue velvet, Bratz dolls, Fenty Beauty, and Crip-A-Cola setup surrounding her. The fans in the arena applaud briefly, showing their understanding and respect for Serena’s success both in and outside of the ring.)
Serena Bennett: To this day, there’s people that wanna call me a fluke. That I just got lucky. That look me dead in the face and claim that I get shit handed to me, that I don’t deserve to be here, that that Chamber match never should have happened and I have yet to earn my place in this industry. But look at me, look at me, look at me! I set them wrong time and time again. That won’t be no different when I come face to face with the women I beat so bad at Pain for Pride, I made her ass up and leave, talmbout how her mental health is important, that she was too damn good for EAW–like EAW ain’t the place to be right now, thanks to me. Thanks to my energy, my effortless charisma, my connection with my audience, and my influence on the cultu–
(“Unfuckwithable” by Deez Nuts cuts Serena off mid sentence. Serena immediately turns her attention to the stage, as do the fans who begin a chorus of boos and jeers as Sienna Jade steps out at the top of the blue carpeted ramp.)
Jake Mercer: :blessed: SIENNA JADE HAS ARRIVED! And for some reason, Serena doesn’t seem very happy about it. Wish that girl would learn to recognize talent whenever she saw it.
Flannery McCoy: Would you be? Serena was smack dab in the middle of a sentimental address to the EAW Universe here tonight, and Sienna took it upon herself to interrupt.
Jake Mercer: I guarantee that Sienna Jade has far better things to do than sit here and listen to this drabble. She left Impact waiting backstage, all oiled up, to participate in this segment here tonight–and Serena’s being very inconsiderate by wasting her guests time!
Stew-O: Not to mention Serena had no issue with interrupting Sienna and Impact’s match last week on Dynasty–
Flannery McCoy: Not even remotely the same thing. But I see your point.
(As Sienna finally steps between the ring ropes, her music dies down as she is handed a blue microphone by Serena. She gives Serena and the microphone a scowl before snatching it from Serena’s hands.)
Sienna Jade: D’awww–Serena, dat was soooooo vewry touching. (She sniffs.) But you and these pea-brained fans can do your little nostalgic story time bullshit later, you’re running on my time. I’m doing you a favor. You think I want to be here right now? That I care at all to be a guest on your stupid little show that has done so little for EAW ratings since its inception? You should be thanking me.
Serena Bennett: Girl, please. Watch your tone with me, I’m not the one. Not today, not ever. You gon’ fuck around and get your ass knocked the fuck out.
Sienna Jade: I thought that was your job, skank.
Serena Bennett: Yawn. Impatient ass, couldn’t even wait ‘til I was finished before you came out here and riled me up? Damn. You owe me an apology, I put some effort into this since I know your boring ass would have so little to contribute. I had games lined up for us and shit, we had a hashtag ready to go, you can’t just do that shit, bitch.
Sienna Jade: Quite the contrary, you cum-guzzling whore, I do what I want, and I’ll be damned if I let you stop me. Need I remind you what happened when you tried to stop me last week? No, think again, because I’m not gonna let you make a fool out of me, Serena.
Serena Bennett: Yeah, you right, you do that just fine on your own, don’t you?
Sienna Jade: (She chuckles.) Yeah, you know what, you’re absolutely right, Serena, come to think of it! We might actually have some signs of life up in that vermin ridden noodle you call a brain. I do everything on my own–and I do it fucking flawlessly. Since day one, I’ve been known as the bread and butter of this industry. It’s little no-nothing cunts like yourself that are the ones looking up to me. Wipe that ugly little look off your face, you know I’m telling the truth and nothing but it. I know for a damn fact that these little ring rats have a deep-rooted admiration for me. The way they talk, the way they walk, even the way they wrestle has Sienna Jade written all over it. Even those who claim that they hate me, even you would give anything to be me for just a day. God, it’s great being a trendsetter–bet you wish you knew how that feels, don’t you, you little cumrag?
Serena Bennett: Kiss my ass, trick.
Sienna Jade: I will knock all this shit over.
Serena Bennett: Go for it, pussy. I’d love to see you try.
(Serena and Sienna lock eyes in the center of the ring, both women dropping their microphones to the mat with a pop. You could cut the tension between these two and inside of the Moda Center with a knife.)
Flannery McCoy: Sienna Jade with a slap to the face of Serena Bennett–and that was all Serena needed to charge straight after Sienna Jade, forcing her into the turnbuckle corner! Serena with a series of swift kicks to Sienna’s midsection–followed up with–there it is–WITH THE SHITS! THE SPINNING BACK KICK CONNEC–
Stew-O: NOT QUITE, FLANNERY, SIENNA CATCHES THE LEG BEFORE SERENA’S SIGNATURE MOVE CAN CONNECT–Serena falls backwards–Sienna with a rake to the eyes! :damn: And Sienna, moving quickly here, runs the other way, onto the ropes, looking for the momentum needed to go for–
Jake Mercer: RRAAAAWWWW SIEEENNNNAAAAAAAAA!
Stew-O: NO! NO! SERENA DODGES OUT OF THE WAY! SIENNA LANDS FLAT ON HER BACK, THE DROPKICK DOES NOT CONNECT! Sienna Jade, stunned, rolls herself onto her stomach, crawling towards that blue armchair–BUT SERENA BENNETT GETS TO HER BEFORE SIENNA CAN PULL HERSELF UP! SERENA PULLS JADE BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND SHE–SHE LOCKS IT IN! TRAP QUEEN! TRAP QUEEN!
Flannery McCoy: THE VERY SAME MOVE THAT COST SIENNA JADE A VICTORY AGAINST SERENA BENNETT AT PAIN FOR PRIDE! SIENNA CLAWING AT SERENA’S HANDS AS THE GRIP FROM THAT TRAP QUEEN ONLY TIGHTENS AROUND SIENNA’S JAW–Sienna has not tapped, but Serena–Serena breaks the hold! Or is it Sienna who breaks free from the hold–I can’t tell, they’re moving so quickly–
Jake Mercer: And Sienna Jade hops up to her feet–she stumbles but knocks over a bucket of soda bottles, preventing Serena from chasing after her, and she manages to dart out of the ring! :whew:
(“Surfin’’ starts back up and plays throughout the arena speakers as Sienna, now at the base of the ramp, begins to lift the Blue Carpet that lines the ramp as Serena watches on from the center of the ring. The crowd begins to boo as Sienna tears right through the velvet carpet with her bare hands. She shrugs and mouths “oops” insincerely as she spits on the carpet beneath her. The rivals lock eyes as Serena leans over the ropes to talk shit to Sienna who has now begun to argue back with a few fans booing her at the barricade.)
Sienna Jade (off-mic): IT’S CHEAP! FAKE VELVET! CHEAP CARPETING! ALL FAKE, I TELL YOU! Knock-offs. Poorly made. Unoriginal. Just like her. (She points directly at Serena, grinning.)
(As Sienna’s heckling continues, Serena’s music continues to play as Dynasty fades elsewhere.)
(Recap of former EAW Elitist Scott Diamond’s trip to the Camp Flog Gnaw festival where him and a bunch of other bozos booed Drake off stage because they thought Frank Ocean would be the surprise guest)
(Dynasty cuts to the ringside area where Stephie Love is standing in the ring. She beams as “Spotlight Savior” by Iggy Azalea begins to blast across the public address system. The crowd begins to boo as Darcy May Morgan steps onto the stage.)
Flannery McCoy: I am PUMPED for this main event. As of tonight, Andrea Valentine ties Brody Sparks’ record as the longest reigning Specialists Champion in this company’s storied history.
Jake Mercer: The fire and passion these two have displayed this week has been exciting! Obviously I am #TeamDarcy, but yes. I want to see these two women tear one another to pieces and all over the Specialists Championship. This match has big fight feel and as we watch Darcy make her way to the ring right now, it looks like she’s more than ready for this match.
Stew-O: ‘The Leading Lady’ has not hidden her want and need for championship gold, nor has she shied away from telling all of us how deserving she is. Love Darcy or hate her, from day one she has shown the tenacity and willingness to go the extra mile in order to win her matches. She’s taken every challenge that’s come her way head on, and taken each loss and lesson she’s been dealt with a grain of salt. Tonight could very well be the turning point in Darcy May Morgan’s career, and I’m ready to see how she fares in her first ever championship match.
Jake Mercer: ‘The Dropkick Darling’ is poised, confident, and ready to keep Andrea from becoming the sole holder of the record.
(Darcy slips into the ring and takes a corner, and she has her game face on. Every win and loss this season has prepared her for this moment. For months, Darcy has spoken passionately about winning championship gold and how deserving she is of an opportunity. There’s no doubt she is ready for the match and ready to show the EAW Universe why she is championship material.)
(Darcy’s music fades out and ‘Roll With Me’ by Charli XCX begins to play. The boos for Darcy erupt into massive and enthusiastic cheers for Andrea Valentine. The Specialists Champion steps on stage, and there’s no denying how seriously she’s taking this moment. Andrea is smiling like always, but her eyes are focused on Darcy. The Heart of EAW begins to make her way to the ring.)
Flannery McCoy: It goes without saying what’s at stake for Andrea tonight. If she retains her title tonight, she will break Brody’s historic record. As much as I love and enjoy Darcy, I have a special place in my heart for Andrea. I spent a lot of time with Andrea when I was the general manager of Empire, and I know how much this sport and this company means to her. Andrea is the heart and soul of this place. She’s one of the classiest, most gracious women we have ever had in this company. Andrea is also one of the most skilled and versatile Elitists ever. Tonight’s match is going to be special.
Stew-O: No one can deny that Andrea’s more than made up for her first go around as Specialists Champion. After winning last year’s Specialists Chamber at Road to Redemption, Andrea would go on to King of Elite and lose to Serena Bennett. After another failed attempt at beating Serena, Andrea would be banned from competing for the championship as long as Serena was champion. To say Andrea has come a long way since last season would be an understatement.
Jake Mercer: #ForeverTeamDarcy. It’s lit.
(Andrea gets inside the ring and poses with the championship. There is a sparkle in her blue eyes, and as she hops down from the turnbuckles, she takes the belt in her hands and gives it a look. There’s a mixture of emotions on Andrea’s face. She takes a deep breath, briefly glances up at the heavens and touches her heart, and then passes the belt to the referee. Stephie has joined the official in the center of the ring and she raises the microphone to her mouth.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Stephie Love: AND IT’S FOR THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP!
(The referee holds the belt up and both competitors stare up at it.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM KENT, UNITED KINGDOM… WEIGHING IN AT 130 POUNDS… SHE IS ‘THE LEADING LADY’ DARCY MAY MORGAN!
(There is no reaction from Darcy, not even a smirk. She’s ready for the biggest match of her career and she just wants the bell to ring.)
Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT… FROM ORLANDO, FLORIDA… WEIGHING IN AT 110 POUNDS… SHE IS THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING SPECIALISTS CHAMPION… ANDREA VALENTINE!
(Andrea acknowledges the crowd, who are no doubt solidly behind her. It doesn’t matter what brand she’s on, Andrea is going to be the favorite no matter who she competes against.)
(The referee passes the belt to Stephie, who steps out of the ring. The referee checks with both women, and then signals for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Flannery McCoy: Here we go! Andrea Valentine versus Darcy May Morgan… with the Specialists Championship on the line!
Stew-O: Both women lock up immediately and neither one wants to give the other the advantage! They tussle back and forth before breaking apart. Darcy with an aggressive shove to Andrea, and the longest reigning Specialists Champ in history shoves Darcy back! The ‘Leading Lady’ is not impressed and she fires back with a slap that nearly takes Andrea to the mat! Andrea checks for blood AND SHE CHARGES DARCY! ANDREA DRIVES HER SHOULDER IN DARCY’S GUT AND FORCES HER BACK INTO THE CORNER! Andrea with shoulder thrust after shoulder thrust to Darcy’s midsection and she nails her in the jaw with a strong European uppercut! Darcy’s head snaps back and Andrea kicks her in the gut and drives her into the mat with a DDT! She hops on the ropes and brings her knees crashing down across Darcy’s lower back! Andrea pulls Darcy out of the corner and goes for a cover!
Jake Mercer: The Dropkick Darling gets her shoulder up! All season long I have been talking about Darcy’s incredible accomplishments prior to her career here in EAW, and I may have uncovered a fact that none of you even know about.
Stew-O: :skip: None of your ‘facts’ are anything people have known about!
Jake Mercer: Did you know that back in 1998, a young Darcy May Morgan was a world record holder in rock climbing?
Flannery McCoy: :skip: No she wasn’t! She would have barely been four, and no one is going to let a 4-year old climb rocks!
Jake Mercer: They were Fisher Price foam rocks :wow:.
Stew-O: Andrea has Darcy back up and she whips her across the ring. Darcy’s momentum takes her right back to Andrea who grabs her on the rebound and plants her into the mat with a spinebuster! Andrea runs the ropes, launches herself into a handstand, and twists it into a legdrop that lands across Darcy’s throat! That was amazing and so innovative from our champ! Andrea maintains that position and grabs Darcy’s leg for another pin!
Flannery McCoy: Another kickout from Darcy! It doesn’t surprise anyone to see Andrea come out here on fire! She loves carrying that championship and is determined to defend it here tonight. She pulls Darcy off and looks to whip her across the ring once again, but Darcy catches Andrea in the jaw with a forearm and follows it up with a second one! Andrea is staggered and that allows Darcy to grab Andrea by the hair and whip her down to the mat! Darcy mounts Andrea and is peppering her with rights and lefts! Andrea fights back and kicks Darcy off, and both women scramble to their feet! Andrea lunges at Darcy, looking for a clothesline, but Darcy ducks and slips behind Andrea, grabbing her in a waistlock! Andrea pries Darcy’s arms apart, takes her left arm, and transitions into a wristlock! Darcy boots Andrea in the stomach, reverses the wristlock into a modified armbar and brings Andrea down to her knees! Darcy wrenches that arm back and bends it, placing Andrea’s palm flat on the mat! Darcy carefully places one of her feet on Andrea’s fingers and gets up… AND SHE STOMPS ON THE EXPOSED AREA OF ANDREA’S ARM! DAMN!
Jake Mercer: Darcy immediately starts stomping away on the arm before reaching down and pulling Andrea over to the ropes. She drapes the arm across the middle rope, steps between the ropes, and jumps to the ground! Andrea’s arm just snapped across the rope and the champ is in trouble! She’s clutching her arm and tries to roll back to the center of the ring, but Darcy grabs Andrea and pulls her out of the ring! Andrea hits the ground and Darcy puts the boots to her, making sure to get more stomps in on that arm!
Stew-O: Darcy is pulling Andrea back to a vertical base now and she whips her into the barricades! Andrea’s back collides with the steel and she slumps down into a sitting position! Darcy backs up just a bit and flies forward…. RUNNING KNEE CONNECTS WITH ANDREA’S FACE!
Flannery McCoy: Darcy backs up and crouches down, screaming at Andrea to get up! The champ forces herself back up and DARCY WITH DDD!!!! THE BICYCLE KNEE CONNECTS WITH ANDREA AND SHE’S DOWN! DARCY GRABS HER UP AND ROLLS HER BACK INTO THE RING BEFORE FOLLOWING SUIT! SHE MAKES THE COVER! THIS MATCH COULD BE OVER ALREADY!
Jake Mercer: ANDREA KICKS OUT!
Stew-O: Darcy grabs Andrea by the hair and begins punching her in the face! Man! Darcy May Morgan has come out on fire tonight and I don’t know if Andrea expected this at all! I know she said that Darcy might be her greatest challenger to date, but Darcy has dominated this match so far. She is certainly showing the fight and passion that’s gotten her this far, and in Darcy’s opinion she had to wait long enough to get this title shot.
Flannery McCoy: I have seen people wait longer for an opportunity but I won’t argue with how talented Darcy is and how hard she works. She’s certainly showing that she can hang with someone of Andrea Valentine’s caliber right now. Darcy takes Andrea and pulls her back up! She tries to throw her into the corner, but Andrea plants her feet and is able to hit Darcy in the stomach with a punch! Darcy grabs Andrea’s wrist and forces that injured limb across Andrea’s opposite shoulder while using her own arm to apply pressure to Andrea’s neck! Andrea swings her free arm and grabs Darcy by the hair, but Darcy answers by snapping Andrea’s arm across the champ’s own shoulder!
Jake Mercer: Andrea drops to her knees and she’s cradling that arm, and Darcy rushes the ropes! She flies back at Andrea and nails her in the back of the head with a dropkick! Darcy goes for another cover!
Stew-O: Andrea kicks out!
Flannery McCoy: Darcy gets right back to her feet and pulls Andrea up as well. Andrea somehow manages to nail Darcy with a forearm, but it’s the injured arm that she used! Darcy is momentarily stunned, and Andrea shakes out that limb and rushes the ropes. She flies at Darcy but Darcy… DARCY WITH FACE ACHE! THAT SUPERKICK JUST CONNECTED RIGHT ON ANDREA’S JAW AND THE CHAMP IS DOWN! DARCY QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
Jake Mercer: NEW CH-
Stew-O: NO! ANDREA GOT HER SHOULDER UP!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t like the frustrated look like that just crossed Darcy’s face. She needs to stay focused right now. Andrea has proven time and time again she’s one of the hardest Elitists to put away. Her experience in deathmatch scenarios have certainly turned her into one tough cookie, and I think Darcy underestimates that a little bit. Jake’s beloved ‘Dropkick Darling’ can’t expect to end this match this early just on a superkick.
Jake Mercer: I hate to admit it, but are right, Flan. Darcy needs to continue attacking that arm and she needs to wear down Andrea.
Stew-O: Darcy is back to her feet and she is dragging Andrea over to the corner. She stomps on the arm a few times before getting herself set on the second rope. Darcy jumps in the air and plants both feet firmly on Andrea’s injured arm! The champion just let out a cry of pain and Darcy is grabbing the arm! She’s grabbing Andrea’s wrist and pulling it behind the champ’s head! Darcy is applying a figure four armlock! Darcy has Andrea in a figure four armlock! Andrea kicks her feet out and wraps them around the bottom rope and the referee quickly slides in to start the count!
Referee: ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR…
Flannery McCoy: Darcy makes the clean break and she pulls Andrea to the center of the ring by the hair. She unloads a series of kicks to Andrea’s back and pulls her up. Darcy tries to whip Andrea across the ring, but Andrea gets her feet set and fires off another forearm shot that connects with Darcy’s jaw! Andrea shakes out her injured limb and hits another foreman… and another! She grabs Darcy and whips her across the ring, looking for a clothesline! Darcy ducks BUT ANDREA WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK ON THE REBOUND! DARCY IS DOWN!
Jake Mercer: Andrea takes a moment to regroup, which allows Darcy to get herself into a kneeling position! Andrea sees Darcy getting up and she kicks herself up into another handstand and grabs Darcy in a headscissors! Andrea drives Darcy’s face into the mat and she calls that move Valentine’s Massacre! She’s going for the cov- no! She’s heading right for the top rope and she’s going to try and finish this match off right now! Andrea quickly gets to the top rope and the fans are urging her on! They want to see her retain the championship tonight and break the record! ANDREA WITH V-DAY! SOMERSAULT SEATED SEN- NO! DARCY MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND ANDREA LANDS FLAT ON HER BACKSIDE! Darcy rolls to the ropes and hoists herself up, turning around to see Andrea favoring her backside now. Darcy darts forward and nails Andrea in the back with a basement style dropkick!
Stew-O: I don’t fault Andrea for trying to put the match away right then. Darcy’s been strong tonight, and Andrea needs to look at the bigger picture. She wants to escape this match with as little damage to that arm as possible, and she wants to make sure she brings the Specialists Championship back to Voltage. Unfortunately the risk didn’t pay off and Darcy has wrapped Andrea up in a modified version of the camel clutch. The only arm she’s hooked is the injured one and she’s got her hands locked across Andrea’s chin. Darcy is using all her strength to pull back on the head and neck, and that’s forcing Andrea’s back to bend. She’s in a really precarious spot right now, guys. :lupe: Darcy is really stretching that back out now, and the referee is down on the mat, asking Andrea if she wants to quit. Andrea is refusing to give in, which doesn’t surprise me at all. There is no quit in Andrea!
Flannery McCoy: There’s also a lot of fight left in Andrea. She’s using her free arm to latch onto Darcy’s hand, and she’s attempting to pull apart Darcy’s fingers! Darcy is not about to let go of that chinlock and she wrenches Andrea’s neck back even further! Andrea tries a different approach and goes for Darcy’s leg! She wraps her arm around Darcy’s ankle and pulls Darcy’s ankle towards her! This knocks ‘The Leading Lady’ off balance, and Andrea is able to force her way out of the camel clutch! She’s still favoring her arm and back, and she’s got no other choice but to continue in this match,
Stew-O: Both women return to their feet at the same time and it’s Darcy who makes the first move! She swings wildly at Andrea, looking to connect with her ‘TTYN’ knockout punch, but Andrea throws her arm up to block the shot! Andrea fires back with a kick to Darcy’s gut, which sends her doubled over! SCISSORS KICK! Darcy eats a face full of mat! Andrea down on the mat now and she is attempting lock Darcy in a guillotine choke! Darcy manages to scoot over to the ropes and place her foot down across the middle, which prompts the referee to start the count.
Referee: ONE… TWO…. THRE-
Jake Merce: Andrea breaks early without any arguing with the referee.
Flannery McCoy: Andrea forces herself back to her feet and she nails Darcy with a snap suplex! Andrea floats over into a pin.
Stew-O: Darcy kicks out!!
Jake Mercer: Nice resilience shown by Darcy.
Flannery McCoy: Andrea seems to have her second wind now and she’s mounted Darcy, and is unloading on her! Darcy is eating those stiff rights and lefts and Andrea brings them both back to a vertical base! She sends Dacry into the corner and runs forward… HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW! ANDREA FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A SPINNING BACKFIST THAT CONNECTS WITH DARCY’S FACE! ANDREA GRABS DARCY AND FLIES FORWARD…. RUNNING BULLDOG!!! DARCY IS DOWN!! ANDREA WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT ONTO DARCY! WOW! THAT WHOLE SEQUENCE!!! COVER BY ANDREA!!!
Jake Mercer: ANDREA ISN’T LETTING UP THOUGH! SHE GRABS DARCY AND RAMS HER SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST! SHE PULLS DARCY BACK TOWARDS HER AND LOCKS HER IN AN OCTOPUS STRETCH!!! DARCY IS CRYING OUT NOW AND ANDREA IS HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE! DARCY DROPS TO HER KNEES AND ANDREA ROLLS HER BACKWARDS INTO A PIN!!!
Flannery McCoy: DARCY ROLLS THROUGH AND GRABS THE TIGHTS!!!
Jake Mercer: LAST MINUTE KICKOUT BY ANDREA!! BOTH WOMEN ARE UP NOW AND BOTH LUNGE AT ONE ANOTHER!! DARCY MANAGES TO OUTMUSCLE ANDREA AND SHE PUSHES HER BACK AGAINST THE ROPES! THE REFEREE FORCES DARCY TO BREAK AND SHE IMMEDIATELY FIRES OFF A VICIOUS CHOP TO ANDREA’S CHEST! ANDREA FIRES BACK WITH A CHOP! NOW DARCY! NOW ANDREA! BOTH WOMEN ARE CHOPPING THE HELL OUT OF ONE ANOTHER AND IT’S DARCY WHO UNLOADS A HUGE OPEN-HANDED STRIKE TO ANDREA’S FACE! ANDREA HITS THE MAT AND DARCY GOES TO KICK THE ARM! ANDREA ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND PULLS HERSELF ONTO THE APRON! DARCY DUCKS BETWEEN THE ROPES BUT ANDREA CATCHES HER WITH A RIGHT HAND! DARCY LANDS ACROSS THE MIDDLE ROPE AND ANDREA SLIPS OFF THE APRON, GRABS DARCY’S HEAD, AND SHE DDTS HER ONTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING! ANDREA BACK INSIDE THE RING NOW! SHE PULLS DARCY OUT OF THE ROPES AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
Stew-O: THE REFEREE IS CALLING FOR THE BE-
Jake Mercer: NO! HE SEES DARCY’S FOOT ON THE ROPES! ANDREA DIDN’T PULL HER FAR ENOUGH!! DARCY IS STILL ALIVE AFTER GETTING KNOCKED SILLY BY THAT DDT!!!
Flannery McCoy: Andrea realizes her mistake and she hooks both legs this time!!
Jake Mercer: DARCY GETS HER SHOULDER UP!!
Stew-O: Frustration has crossed Andrea’s face now! She knows she had this match won if only she had hooked both legs! She grabs Darcy up and places her against the ropes! Andrea grabs Darcy and starts to ruN! LOVE HA-
Flannery McCoy: DARCY PUSHES HER OFF! ANDREA WAS ABOUT TO HIT THE CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER TO FINISH THE MATCH BUT DARCY WAS ABLE TO SHOVE HER OFF!! DARCY QUICKLY GRABS ANDREA BY THE WAIST AND LOOKS TO HIT A GERMAN BUT ANDREA NAILS HER WITH AN ELBOW! DARCY STAGGERS BACK AND ANDREA WHIPS AROUND! SHE NAILS DARCY WITH A CLOTHESLINE THAT SENDS THE CHALLENGER TO THE FLOOR!! ANDREA QUICKLY RUNS AND LEAPS UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLES! SHE WAITS FOR DARCY TO SIT UP… DIVING METEORA!!! ANDREA TAKES DARCY OUT!!!
Jake Mercer: Both of our competitors are down on the outside! The referee slides out of the ring to check on both of them but Andrea is getting back up to her feet right now. The referee orders the action back into the ring but Andrea ignores him and she grabs Darcy! Andrea takes Darcy and tosses her into the steel ring steps! Darcy hits shoulder first and it seems like Andrea is going to take her time picking apart Darcy’s shoulder! Smart! Darcy took the arm, so Andrea is going to go for the shoulder! She pulls Darcy into a sitting position and holds her in place by the hair! Andrea is now striking Darcy in the shoulder with her knee! Those knee strikes are devastating and Darcy is using her good arm to punch Andrea in the gut! The punch only temporarily derails the champ and she grabs Darcy up, rolling her back inside the ring.
Stew-O: Andrea is back inside now and she’s dropping knees to the shoulder! Darcy is in a lot of trouble right now and the tables have turned in this match. Andrea pulls Darcy up and gets her hooked. She’s stalling, letting all the blood rush to Darcy’s head! Andrea drops down to one knee and drops Darcy shoulder first across her opposite knee! That was a clever shoulder breaker right there! ANDREA WITH A CROSS ARMBREAKER NOW! ANDREA LOOKING FOR THE SUBMISSION VICTORY! DARCY’S GOT TO TAP!
Flannery McCoy: ANDREA HAS THAT CROSS ARMBREAKER LOCKED IN AND DARCY IS CRYING OUT! SHE HAS NOWHERE TO GO AND I’M SURE ANDREA WON’T HESITATE TO RIP DARCY’S ARM RIGHT OUT OF THE SOCKET! DARCY IS TWISTING AND TURNING HER BODY AT ALL ANGLES, TRYING TO FIND SOMEWAY TO GET FREE! SHE’S SLAMMING HER FIST INTO ANDREA AND CONNECTING WITH THAT ARM SHE WORKED OVER EARLIER! ANDREA IS TRYING TO FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN LONG ENOUGH TO GET THE SUBMISSION BUT DARCY IS JUST HAMMERING AWAY, TRYING TO SAVE HER DREAM OF BECOMING THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!
Jake Mercer: ANDREA LETS GO OF THE CROSS ARMBREAKER AND SHE ROLLS TO THE SIDE! SHE’S GRABBING HER OWN ARM, WHILE DARCY ROLLS TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER GRABBING HER SHOULDER! Both women are in opposite corners and they are both breathing heavily. They have punished one another tonight, and rightfully so. The Specialists Championship is on the line and both of these women want that title. Andrea wants to retain and break the record, and become the sole holder of the title of longest reigning Specialists Champion. Darcy wants to win the belt and gain her first championship here in Elite Answers Wrestling. The fact of the matter is, only one of these women is going to walk out of here with that belt.
Stew-O: Both of them are climbing back to their feet. I think we’re about to find out who’s leaving Dynasty as the Specialists Champion. :lupe:
Flannery McCoy: Darcy and Andrea meet in the center of the ring and this entire crowd is on their feet. They are cheering for both women at this point and my Gawd. I have goosebumps. They are both beaten, injured, and ready for more.
Jake Mercer: IT’S ‘THE DROPKICK DARLING ‘ WHO THROWS THE FIRST PUNCH! ANDREA ANSWERS BACK WITH A RIGHT HAND! DARCY WITH ANOTHER PUNCH! ANDREA ANSWERS! DARCY! ANDREA! DARCY! ANDREA! THEY ARE SIMULTANEOUSLY STRIKING ONE ANOTHER RIGHT NOW! NEITHER WOMAN IS WILLING TO STOP! NEITHER IS WILLING TO BACK DOWN!
Stew-O: IT’S DARCY WHO DRIVES HER KNEE INTO ANDREA’S GUT! SHE RAINS BLOW AFTER BLOW DOWN ON ANDREA’S HEAD AND NECK! ANDREA IS DROPPED TO HER KNEES AND DARCY IS GOING FOR BROKE! SHE CONTINUES TO POUND ON ANDREA BUT ANDREA IS FIGHTING THROUGH THE PAIN! SHE HOOKS HER ARMS AROUND DARCY’S LEGS AND SHE STARTS FORCING HERSELF BACK UP TO HER FEET! ANDREA IS LIFTING DARCY ONTO HER SHOULDERS! SHE HAS DARCY UP IN THE AIR! ANDREA STAGGERS BACK, WHILE DARCY CONTINUES TO PUNCH ANDREA. ANDREA GETS HER POSITIONED…. AND OH MY GAWD! ANDREA FALLS BACK AND THE BACK OF DARCY’S HEAD SLAMS INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!
Flannery McCoy: :lupe:!!!! I think Darcy may be out and if that’s the case, then that’s a sad ending to this match.
Jake Mercer: Andrea isn’t able to cover, though! She is still feeling the effects of Darcy’s beatdown just moments ago! Andrea is trying to find her way back into the match, and this crowd is stomping their feet and rallying behind her! Darcy has not moved, and the referee is checking on her, and it doesn’t look good for Darcy. It really doesn’t.
Stew-O: Andrea is on her feet now and she hangs back for a moment. The Specialists Champion begins to make her way over to Darcy, and I think Andrea is about to finish this match off! She leans down and gra-
Flannery McCoy: TTYN! TTYN! DARCY WITH THE LEFT-HANDED KNOCKOUT PUNCH! SHE WAS PLAYING POSSUM THE WHOLE FREAKING TIME! ANDREA IS KNOCKED SLAP OUT! DARCY SPRINGS TO HER FEET AND SHE PULLS ANDREA UP!
Jake Mercer: THE CURTAIN CALL! THE CURTAIN CALL! GO TO SLEEP CONNECTS ON ANDREA! ‘THE LEADING LADY’ LETS OUT A SHRIEK AND GOES FOR THE COVER! NEW CHAMP! NEW CHAMP! NEW CHAMP!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(Darcy covers her mouth and sits up.)
FLANNERY MCCOY: OH MY GOD SHE DID IT! DARCY MAY MORGAN JUST DETHRONED ANDREA VALENTINE!!!!
(“Spotlight Savior” by Iggy Azalea begins to blast throughout the arena.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE NEW ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING SPECIALISTS CHAMPION… ‘THE LEADING LADY’ DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!
(The crowd, who are a little stunned, slowly start applauding as Darcy is handed the championship by the referee. She stays sitting as she looks down at the belt that now belongs to her. The Specialists Championship has been held by some of the best female Elitists to ever grace the ring, and many of those former champions have gone on to become world champions. As it sinks in, Darcy gets to her feet. The referee attempts to raise her hand but she pulls away from him and raises the title in the air.)
Darcy May Morgan (Off Mic): I did it.
Jake Mercer: YOU DAMN SURE DID DARCY!
Stew-O: What a match from these two Elitists! They both gave it everything they had and in the end, Darcy used a trick to pull off the victory! It was smart, it was gutsy, and now she’s exactly where she wants to be.
Flannery McCoy: Darcy has gold around her waist, but let’s all take a moment to applaud the effort and talent of Andrea Valentine. She has walked through literal fire in order to defend this championship, and her future is nothing but bright. There’s no doubt in my mind that Andrea will be moving on to other things, but none of us will ever forget this historic reign and the battles she went through for the Specialists Championship.
(Darcy has rolled out of the ring and is making her way up the ramp. Her smile lights up the entire arena, and she can’t stop staring at the title she more than earned with her hard work, effort, and never say die attitude. She stops on stage and holds the belt up.)
Jake Mercer: But tonight… tonight belongs to ‘The Leading Lady.’ On a roster that features strong female personalities and big, big names, Darcy has gotten people talking since day one. Great things happen to those who wait, and who trust the process, and I can’t wait to see what Darcy does with her championship reign. Congratulations to you, ‘Dropkick Darling.’ Well played!
Stew-O: That’s it, folks. We’ll see back here next week.
Flannery McCoy: Goodnight, everyone.
(The camera takes a final shot of the new Specialists Champion, Darcy May Morgan, and then slowly fades to black.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)