(EAW intro plays)
(A recap for last week’s episode of Dynasty where Ms. Extreme kicks off the show with the “Orange Carpet Treatment” where she takes shots at Serena Bennett before the Universal Women’s Championship comes out. Both of them engage in an argument but before Serena can attack her, she dips out of the ring and leaves the scene. The New Breed Champion, Andre Walker, beats Allen Walker in a quick fashion as Donovan Duke watches from commentary. Nina Bravo calls out each member of the Specialists Championship match backstage before a sticky substance pours down on her as she runs away in fear to the cackling of a female figure. Jake Smith gets a quick win over Cash Coleman using Vic Vendetta’s own finisher to get a message out to him. Dray Fontana cuts a promo in the center of the ring about his RTR opponents before he’s interrupted by the two members of Goldheart as they jump him before Adam Lucas gets the save and fends them off, but before it can end Dray plants Adam down to send a message to him. Xander Payne gets a win over Komatsu Ogawa to the disdain of MITSUBACHI as they attempt to attack Xander but he manages to lay them both out on the ground. In a great win Adam Lucas gets a huge win over Chris Elite to further increase his stock. Before long Lethal Consequences cuts a promo in the center of the ring but is interrupted by apparently all the confirmed members of the Extreme Elimination Chamber as they argue before The Visual Prophet creates a brawl as he leaves them to their own time as he watches from the ramp. Shea Butter Babies get a win over Goldheart, after the match MITSUBACHI and Komatsu Ogawa lay out The Visual Prophet while Ms. Extreme takes out Serena in the process. Vic Vendetta has a sit down interview with Molly Waters which is interrupted by Jake Smith as both of them get into a heated argument before Vic accepts a match against him at Road To Redemption. And in the main event of the night, The Liquid Swordz get a monumental win over The Mint Lads as they advance on to the Grand Prix Semi Finals to end the recap)
(Before long the camera pans over to the World 1 Theatre as red and white pyro blasts onto the stage as the virtual crowd begins to cheer loudly in response as the camera pans around to the bustling crowd as it does so. Before long the pyro begins to cease leaving only the theme playing as the virtual crowd continues to cheer loudly as the camera pans over to the announcers desk as the team of Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer are seen as they speak to the camera)
Jake Mercer: WELCOME TO THE IMPACT ZONE! IT’S FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY!
Stew-O: Yes… well you get the point, WELCOME TO FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY!
Jake Mercer: I already said that.
Stew-O: Shut the fuck up damn. Anyways we have a jam packed show for you tonight as most importantly in our main event, a match that we’ve waiting for a long bit for, it’s The Shea Butter Babies going up against The Liquid Swordz to determine who will be going to the finals at Road To Redemption for The Grand Prix!
Flannery McCoy: And we can’t forget the other semifinals match to determine their opponents at Road To Redemption as The Blicky Boyz will be going up against The Jaded Hearts tonight as it’s going to be a highly anticipated night for sure, I just can’t wait!
Jake Mercer: ThEn WhY WAiT LeTs CuT RiGhT To ThE AcTiOn!
Flannery McCoy: ARE YOU MOCKING ME-
(Just as the commentary team finishes their introductory statements, “Surfin’ [ft. Pharrel Williams]” by Kid Cudi begins to play throughout the World 1 Theatre PA system, the intro to the song accompanied by a change in lighting around the arena as blue and white dancing spotlights fill the ring, ramp, and stage.)
Flannery McCoy: And tonight, we’ll be kicking off Dynasty with an appearance from the Universal Women’s Champion!
Stew-O: After BOTH of her encounters with the number one contender to the title, Ms. Extreme, on Dynasty last week, I’m certain Serena will have a whoooolleeee lot to say regarding her upcoming title defense against one of her least favorite women on the roster. And if you know ANYTHING about Serena Bennett and her opinions regarding her co-workers, that’s saying a lot! :wow:
Jake Mercer: TBH, Serena just needs to let all this go! Accept defeat and keep it moving! The Red Queen told her more than once already, that Serena’s jealousy is going to end up being the worst thing that’s happened to her. I always knew picking fights with these Ava women was going to bite her back hard, and it looks like that time is finally coming for the Champ!
Flannery McCoy: I’m going to have to disagree with you, Jake. Serena isn’t “jealous” of anybody. If anything, she had only been looking to expose to anyone watching just how lopsided her record against Ms. Extreme ACTUALLY is, despite Camille coming out here to insist that she had dominated Serena on more than one occasion.
Jake Mercer: Oh, boohoo! If she’s a champion, she should act like it, and learn to take her L’s like a grown woman and move on instead of taking pot shots and throwing subs at her former opponents any chance she gets!
Stew-O: Hate to say it, but Jake might be right here, Flan. Serena isn’t one to ever let bad blood dry. If she takes it too far, she can slip up on it, and I would hate to see Serena fall flat after all the progress she’s made so far this season.
(At this point, Serena has now made it to the inside of the ring. She’s handed a microphone from a stagehand, the camera spotting a glimpse of the scorn worn on Serena’s face. With her head down, she positions herself in the center of the ring in her full Adidas x IVY PARK Black Pack sweatsuit and matching bucket hat with a pair of IVY PARK Forum Mid sneakers. The Universal Women’s Title glistens under the lights surrounding the World 1 Theatre as Serena stands patiently, head still down, as “Surfin’” slowly fades out.)
(The virtual fans in the area still cheer Serena, despite her standing perfectly still. A few seconds pass until she lifts her head, jaw clenched, and points her microphone at the screen atop the stage.)
(Dynasty’s broadcast transitions to a recap of Serena’s encounter with Ms. Extreme last week.)
(Right after their victory against the team of Goldheart, both members of the Shea Butter Babies turn to the stage as suddenly, MITSUBACHI and Komatsu Ogawa are seen making their way down the ramp. Both of them look at one another before–)
“Stew-O: OGAWA JUST SPIT RED MIST INTO THE FACE OF THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!”
(Serena makes her way over to tend to Viz, helping her tag team partner up to his feet. A flash of bright orange hair is seen sliding into the ring behind Viz and Serena, the distraction from Ogawa being enough for Serena not to notice at all as Ms. Extreme lines herself up to hit Serena with a–)
“Jake Mercer: TWIST OF FURY!”
“Stew-O: IT’S MS. EXTREME! SHE CONNECTS WITH THE SPINNING NECKBREAKER TAKING SERENA BENNETT DOWN TO THE GROUND! Ms. Extreme looks with fiery intention in her eyes down at her Road To Redemption opponent as now she’s making her way up to the top rope and positions herself as she looks to fly!”
“Flannery McCoy: A BLIND FURY!”
(The Diving Double Foot Stomp connects onto the chest of Serena Bennett completely taking the air out of her as Ms. Extreme is already back up to her feet, looking up to the crowd with a smirk on her face. She exaggeratingly dusts her shoulders before dropping down and rolling out of the ring as she makes her way up the ramp. The recap ends and we transition back to Serena in the center of the World 1 Theatre, shaking her head slowly with a slight smile now growing across her face as she raises her microphone to her dick-sucking lips.)
Serena Bennett: There it is. Right there. Proof, as if I ever needed any more, of exactly how fucking terrified Ms. Extreme is of Serena M. Bennett. Sneak attacks. Distractions. Ambushes and shock tactics and petty warfare while I’m caught off guard–all to shake and rattle me, right, let me know who it is I’m dealing with, huh? Gotta find some way to make me feel afraid, hm, let me know who I’m dealing with, I get it. But all you’ve done so far is prove exactly how much of a pussy you are.
(The virtual audience is taken aback by this statement, as they are about as fond of Ms. Extreme as they are of Serena. Conflicted, half the audience splits into cheers while the other half begins to boo. Serena listens to their reactions for a few moments before she continues.)
Serena Bennett: What, are y’all surprised? You shouldn’t be. Y’all live for this. Y’all think it’s bold of her, right, think that sneaky snake shit is kewt, huh? That bitch has been ducking me for over a year now, cuz, I’m not at all surprised took her sweet ass time, waited until my back was turned to try sumn with me. Not like I gave you the perfect opportunity to swing at me when I was right up in your face to start off the show. Not like I have been calling you by name for MONTHS and it took me needing to show up on Voltage and FORCE you to deal with me up front, after all this time. After all this hiding. After all this pretending that Serena don’t bother you none. Nobody cares about Serena, I thought, yet Camille is for some reason obsessed as as hell with getting under my skin, inconveniencing me, showing up every time I turn ‘round a corner just to try and prove a point about how dique “superior” the Avas are to me as if this bitch could ever hold a candle to me and my unrivaled level of superstardom in the business. Like you wasn’t spouting some bullshit about some “board favoritism” conspiracy a year ago, long before your culture vulture of a sister ever decided to credit my success to fraternization, it’s pandemonium. As if the reason the Avas have ever experienced a smidgen of success in this business is not for that same clout-chasing, dick-hopping, blatant partisanship your sister benefitted from, fuck outta here with all that. We know who it is out here that’s really jealous. We know which one of us is real life salty, real life threatened. I see you for what you are, Camille, I always have, and that’s why I never been shy about calling you out as often as I’ve been. And I know why the fuck it is you was running scared for so long just to follow up with some cowardly lame shit like you did last week. Sneak attacks don’t phase me, pussy. And imitation is the highest form of flattery. Try harder next time. Do something other than deploy your corny, lame ass “Orange Carpet Treatment” set up that sounds more like a marketing strategy for the release of your sex tape than it ever was a fucking talkshow.
(As she goes on, Serena begins to pace back and forth slowly in the center of the ring, eyes set on the hard camera in front of her as she lowers the mic for a moment to inhale and pause before continuing.)
Serena Bennett: You know, I’m insulted, but not in the way that you think. I’m insulted that you really thought you was doing something with ya lil’ tacky ass set up last week, Camille. Even more outraged that you think you can get away with touting “marquee wins against me” when you have one. ONE. O N E. A victory that is just as little of yours to claim as much as the ending was my damn fault. A War Games victory where you ain’t even so much as look my way inside that cage, bitch, and ignored me for the entire week leading into the event. Tell me where it is you EVER once dominated Serena Bennett under legitimate circumstances. Point me straight to a SINGLE instance where you got one over on ME, directly, and not through someone else with their direct assistance or involvement. That’s right, bitch, you CAN’T. And you KNOW this. You know you never been able to compete at my level, you could never fucking keep up with me. That’s why you spent two straight weeks skimming over me completely in both matches where you somehow came out on top by simply attacking Ahren to guarantee yaself a psychological victory ‘cause you knew damn well you wasn’t gon’ come close to defeating me if you took me head on. That’s why you do anything and everything to stand out and garner a reaction, anything to get some attention, anything to deny others the satisfaction of knowing that we have every right to look past you. Don’t mistake my concentration on all the fuckshit you managed to get away with at my sake as some sort of fascination with your name and your in-ring ability. Bum ass bitch, I’ll mop the floor with you. You as starved for attention as you wanna pretend that I am ‘cause you could never live up to the standards that were set before you, or after you, as low as they are within the Ava domain. And that’s why I’m the Elitist, you the Extremist, and time has already shown which one between the both of us will stand the test of time. Talk to me nice, bitch, I’m waiting right here for–
(Serena, thinking quickly, turns over her shoulder as she hears some sort of commotion coming from behind the barricade. She drops her microphone with a pop and tosses the UWC belt in a turnbuckle corner as she braces herself for–)
Stew-O: What the–IT’S MS. EXTREME!!! Ms. Extreme is back here on Dynasty, having navigated through the monitors making up our virtual crowd and is at the barricade here at ringside! This crowd can’t believe it!
Flannery McCoy: And she would have reached the ring had it not been for those members of security catching up with her and holding her back! And, LOOK, even MORE officials and security are pouring out here at ringside and in the virtual stands rom backstage, Ms. Extreme is surrounded–but she’s not letting up! She has one leg over the barricade now and it’s taking multiple security officers to keep her from charging straight at Serena inside the ring!
(Sure enough, in a flurry of bright orange, Ms. Extreme is struggling to cross over the barricade, as she’s being held back by at least five or six members of theatre security. The broadcast cuts to a quick shot of Serena shown laughing and egging Camille on, which only frustrates her even more.)
Ms. Extreme: (off-mic) LET ME AT THE CUNT!
Serena Bennett: (off-mic) Come get you some, bitch, I’m ready for you!
Jake Mercer: Serena is going to regret that sort of over-confident talk! Now she’s gesturing for Ms. Extreme to get inside the ring with her, and this security will NOT budge!
Flannery McCoy: It’s clear they’re trying to avoid some catastrophe here resultant from this feud–WAIT! SERENA LINING HERSELF UP! She bounces off the ropes to get a running start–
Stew-O: SOMERSAULT PLANCHA FROM SERENA BENNETT ONTO MS. EXTREME, AND ONTO THE SECURITY! Serena making a mess of scattered bodies on the floor of the World 1 Theatre here at ringside! And she’s not done! She grabs hold of Ms. Extreme, now on the floor, and starts firing punch after punch after punch right to the skull!
Jake Mercer: BUT MS. EXTREME FIGHTS BACK! KICK TO SERENA’S STOMACH! AND A RIGHT HAND TO MS. EXTREME’S SKULL! SERENA HEADFIRST INTO THE BARRICADE–BUT SHE FOLLOWS UP WITH AN UPPERCUT TO CAMILLE’S JAW! BACK AND FORTH! THEY WON’T STOP! THERE IS NO SLOWING DOWN EITHER ONE OF THESE WOMEN!
Flannery McCoy: MS. EXTREME WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO SERENA, SENDING HER OVER THE BARRICADE! And Serena, pulling herself up, and now using the monitors for some support–Ms. Extreme not letting her breathe, however, and seems to be looking for a spinning heel kick aimed straight at Serena’s head–BUT SERENA DUCKS! MS. EXTREME WITH A HEEL KICK STRAIGHT TO THE MONITOR THAT’S NOW CRACKED DOWN THE MIDDLE! Ms. Extreme’s boot is stuck inside of that monitor, right where Serena wants her! She grabs Ms. Extreme by the hair, and–
Jake Mercer: NO! CAMILLE COUNTERS! AN ELBOW BETWEEN THE EYES, SENDING SERENA BACK A FEW STEPS! AND NOW, FINALLY, BEFORE SERENA CAN RETALIATE, MORE SECURITY COMING TO TRY AND BREAK THIS FIGHT UP! It takes ALL their effort to separate these two women, Serena has been grabbed by the waist as she’s being pulled away from Camille, who’s leg is now free, and as much as she wants to chase after the champion, security will NOT let her!
Stew-O: My god! My heart has nearly pounded right out of my chest! This was a brawl if I ever did see one! What the hell is it going to take to contain these two women?!
(The camera cuts to an angle of Ms. Extreme’s back being forced against the barricade by one official, attempting to lunge towards Serena while both her arms are being restrained by two other security officers. As “Surfin’” begins to play throughout the World 1 Theatre speakers, Serena is shown being carried up the ramp, hoisted in mid-air by her waist as several other security officers follow her up the ramp, kicking and wailing to be released.)
Flannery McCoy: It had always been a little personal between these two, but I didn’t think I’d ever see this feud climb to heights like this in such a short amount of time!
Jake Mercer: Things are getting heated, that’s for certain. The disdain these two women have for one another is for sure to boil over by the time Road To Redemption rolls around–and we’re still THREE weeks away!
Stew-O: Three weeks can certainly fly by when you have THIS level of passion, fury, and excitement coming from both of these competitors. I’m sure they’re itching to get a hand on one another already, even after all this! No doubt in my mind that their bout will be one for the ages.
(The camera cuts to a close-up angle of the Universal Women’s Title laying at the edge of the ring where Serena can be seen in the background, still kicking and fussing as security carries her further away from the ring–and her title–as the broadcast fades to commercial break.)
(A commercial for L’Oreal featuring Jake Smith as he talks about proper haircare for his luscious locks are shown)
(Dynasty comes back from commercial break as the camera fades in to show Stephie Love standing in the center of the ring as she begins to speak)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is the SEMIFINALS FOR THE GRAND PRIX!!! And it is a contest scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(Before long ‘Blixky Gang Freestyle’ by 22Gz plays up to cheers as Chris Elite makes his way out to the stage followed by Malcolm Jones. Both look hyped and have been anticipating this moment for a long while as they both pose at the center of the stage before making their way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… at a combined weight of 440 pounds… THE TEAM OF MALCOLM JONES AND CHRIS ELITE… THE BLICKY BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: The Blicky Boyz seem hella confident heading into this matchup as they know very well what they’ve done, they got a win over The House of Leaders, two people which Malcolm knows personally. An added touch to that was the two of them betraying one another while The Blicky Boyz watched the fire burn even brighter. And now they’re on the fast track to win The Grand Prix and possibly secure the Unified Tag Team Championships.
Flannery McCoy: I definitely believe they can do it considering the accolades that both members of this team have under their belts. They’ve both been through hell and back and I’m sure they’re ready to show exactly why they’re not going to let this opportunity go to waste and tonight will be the prime example of that when they set out to beat the “The Tag Team Of The Decade” here tonight, the question is, could we be seeing a repeat from Fighting Spirit: Omaha?
Jake Mercer: After listening to their theme song multiple times throughout this tournament I can confirm one thing… and that is the fact that I am IN WITH THE HOOD!
Jake Mercer: IN WITH THE HOOD!
Flannery McCoy: Stop.
(Chris slides into the ring as Malcolm jumps up the steel steps and enters into the ring as well. Chris jumps up to the top rope and poses for the crowd as Malcolm stands at the center of the ring and poses once more as well as both of them meet in their corners as ‘Blixky Gang Freestyle’ fades out. Afterwards ‘Kings & Queens’ by Ava Max plays up to cheers as The Jaded Hearts make their way out to the stage. Sienna obviously is cocky and has an expression of calm composure as Kassidy Heart stands by her side, her body still showing wounds from her last bout at Reasonable Doubt but that doesn’t faze her one bit. Sienna poses at the stage as Kassidy does for a little bit as well as they make their way to the ring)
Stephie Love: And their opponents… at a combined weight of 263 pounds… THE TEAM OF KASSIDY HEART AND SIENNA JADE… THE JADED HEARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: The last time we saw Sienna Jade in the ring was last week on Voltage where she beat Sierra Bradford. She seems to be on the right track after losing the National Elite Championship at Wicked Games and seems to be in a comfortable position. She’s at the semifinals of the Grand Prix and we know very well if you win what it entails for you, that’s why if you ask me? You should know exactly the mindset that Sienna has heading into this match.
Flannery McCoy: As for Kassidy Heart we know her situation. She’s suffering from second degree burns along with a concussion after Reasonable Doubt from a few weeks back after a update that we got on Showdown and it’s evident that she isn’t 100% headed into this match as of course recovery time should’ve been much longer, but as it was stated it has not stopped The Mauler before and I’m sure it won’t tonight.
Jake Mercer: Ok since you didn’t like my previous comment how about this. Totally official sources on my subreddit… *cough* r/jakemercer *cough*… have confirmed that I am now an honorary member of The Jaded Hearts! I was thinking like The Jaded Wolfe Hearts, nobody has used that name before, I think that’s pretty creative if you ask me.
(Kassidy makes her way up the steel steps as Sienna jumps up onto the apron. Both of them enter into the ring as Kassidy climbs up to the top rope and looks around as Sienna steps up onto the middle rope and taunts the crowd before both of them meet in their corner as ‘Kings & Queens’ fades out and the Ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: GRAND PRIX SEMI FINALS UNDERWAY! SIENNA JADE FOR THE JADED HEARTS! CHRIS ELITE FOR THE BLICKY BOYZ!
Flannery McCoy: Sienna and Chris circling around the ring as they begin to move towards the center of the ring as Sienna is trying to initiate a lock-up, BUT CHRIS GRABS HER BY THE ARM AND SENDS HER TO THE ROPES WITH AN IRISH WHIP! Sienna rebounding as she’s completely caught by surprise, AS CHRIS REELS BACK AND SENDS A KNEE TOWARDS HER GUT FORCING HER DOWN TO A KNEE!
Jake Mercer: Sienna recovering as she gets back up to her feet, AS CHRIS STEPS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A BICYCLE KICK! BUT SIENNA SLIPS FROM BEHIND AND KICKS HIS LEG SWEEPING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Sienna drops down and goes for a headlock but Chris quickly rolls to his feet as he runs towards her, AND GOES FOR A PENALTY KICK!
Stew-O: BUT SIENNA ROLLS BACKWARDS AS SHE GRABS THE LEGS OF CHRIS AND PULLS THEM DOWN TO THE GROUND, AS SHE LOCKS IN A HEEL HOOK! CHRIS SCREAMING BUT HE QUICKLY GRABS THE ROPES BEFORE SHE CAN FULLY CINCH IT IN! Both of them are getting back to their feet as Chris is leaning against the ropes, BUT SIENNA WITH A CLOTHESLINE SENDING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Flannery McCoy: Chris lands on the apron as Sienna steps forward, AND ATTEMPTS TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE! BUT CHRIS DUCKS UNDER AND RAMS HIS SHOULDER INTO HER GUT! Chris positioning himself, AS HE LAUNCHES OVER THE ROPES AND ROLLS UP SIENNA WITH A SUNSET FLIP PIN!
Jake Mercer: BUT SIENNA PUSHING AWAY BEFORE TWO! Sienna sits up as Chris is up, AND CONNECTS WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK TO HER FACE TAKING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! Sienna rolling away to the ropes as Chris runs to the ropes and back, AS HE GOES FOR A BASEBALL SLIDE! BUT SIENNA GRABBING ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPES TO PULL HERSELF UP FORCING CHRIS TO SLIDE OUT OF THE RING AND TO RINGSIDE! Sienna quickly running to the corner as she climbs up to the top rope as Chris is stumbling back up to his feet, AS SHE LAUNCHES OFF!
Stew-O: AND TAKES CHRIS ELITE DOWN WITH A CROSSBODY!
Flannery McCoy: Chris stumbling up to his feet but Sienna is already grabbing him and rolling him back into the ring. Sienna jumping up onto the apron now as she enters into the ring, BUT CHRIS WITH A BICYCLE KICK TO THE HEAD OF SIENNA JADE AS SHE TRIES TO ENTER IN WITH A BURST OF ENERGY AS HE DOES SO!
Jake Mercer: Chris pulling Sienna back into the ring as he sends her towards an Irish whip to his corner as Malcolm Jones is awaiting the tag!
Stew-O: AND THE TAG IS MADE TO MALCOLM JONES! Chris grabbing Sienna by the arm and sending him into an Irish whip, STRAIGHT TOWARDS MALCOLM JONES WHO CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK TO HER HEAD TAKING SIENNA DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Sienna trying to get to her feet, BUT MALCOLM GOES FOR ANOTHER DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD THIS TIME IN A SEATED POSITION!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SIENNA MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY AND GET BACK UP TO HER FEET! Both of them are up as Malcolm runs over, BUT SIENNA TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! Sienna quickly grabbing him by his legs and turning him over, BUT MALCOLM SENDS A BOOT TOWARDS HER FACE FORCING HER BACKWARDS!
Jake Mercer: Malcolm is back up to his feet now as he runs towards her, BUT SIENNA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS SHE GRABS HIM BY THE ARM AND SENDS HIM TO AN IRISH WHIP HEADED TOWARDS THE CORNER! Malcolm backed up against the turnbuckles as he attempts to recover, BUT SIENNA RUNS FORWARD AND SENDS A RUNNING FOREARM TOWARDS HIS FACE TO SEND HIM DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION!
Stew-O: Now Sienna just grabbing the turnbuckles as she’s sending rapid fire stomps down onto his chest forcing him down before she backs up! Malcolm grabbing the bottom rope as he leans against it, AS SIENNA RUNS FORWARD AND SENDS A KNEE TOWARDS HIS HEAD!
Flannery McCoy: Sienna transitioning now as she grabs Malcolm by the arm and brings him up to his feet as she sends him towards the ropes and back, SIENNA GOING FOR A KICK TO MALCOLM’S FACE! BUT MALCOLM MANAGES TO SLIDE UNDER SIENNA AS HE GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET! AS MALCOLM GRABS HER FROM BEHIND AND THROWS HER INTO THE AIR WITH A BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: Sienna grabbing her gut as she slowly brings herself up onto a knee, BUT MALCOLM TRANSITIONS AS HE STEPS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI TO HER HEAD! Malcolm grabbing Sienna by the head as he’s bringing her back up to a knee, AS HE SENDS A KNEE STRIKE TOWARDS HER HEAD!
Stew-O: BUT SIENNA MANAGES TO WEAVE HER HEAD TO THE SIDE AS SHE PUSHES MALCOLM FORWARD! Sienna grabbing Malcolm by the arm as she turns him around, AND NOW TRANSITIONS SMOOTHLY AS SHE SENDS A KICK TOWARDS HIS FACE BEFORE IRISH WHIPPING HIM TOWARDS HER CORNER! I think we know what’s coming now, Sienna is moving forward as she’s heading up!
Flannery McCoy: KASSIDY HEART IS TAGGED IN!
Jake Mercer: IT’S MAULER TIME!
Stew-O & Flannery McCoy: :wtf:
Jake Mercer: What?
Stew-O: KASSIDY IS IN AS SHE’S NOT WASTING ANY TIME GOING AFTER MALCOLM! Malcolm making his way out of the corner as Sienna let’s go of him, BUT KASS CLOCKS MALCOLM FROM BEHIND WITH A STIFF ELBOW TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! Malcolm sent down to a knee as Kass takes a step back, AND SENDS A KNEE TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AS WELL!
Flannery McCoy: NOW KASS IS DOWN ON THE GROUND SENDING RAPID FIRE PUNCHES TO THE BACK OF MALCOLM’S HEAD AS HE TRIES TO ROLL AWAY AS HE KEEPS A HOLD OF THE ROPES AS THE REF IS FORCED TO INTERJECT HIMSELF INTO THE ACTION! Malcolm using the ropes to quickly get up to his feet, AS KASS ATTEMPTS A SPINNING HEEL KICK!
Jake Mercer: BUT MALCOLM DUCKS UNDER! Malcolm keeping a hold of the legs of Kassidy as he brings her to the center of the ring, AND GOES FOR A DRAGON SCREW TO TAKE KASS DOWN TO THE GROUND! Malcolm lifting his knee up now, AS HE SLAMS IT INTO THE BACK OF KASS’ LEG! BUT KASS IN RETURN USING HER OTHER LEG AND CONNECTING WITH HIS GUT FORCING MALCOLM TO LET GO AS BOTH OF THEM ARE BACK UP TO THEIR FEET NOW!
Stew-O: Both of them circling around one another as the intensity begins to rise by the second, KASSIDY STEPS FORWARD AND LOCKS MALCOLM IN A HEADLOCK! Kass trying to plant a knee down but Malcolm is keeping his feet planted to the ground as it allows him to push towards the ropes. Kassidy switching over to a front headlock, but that allows Malcolm to grab Kass and send her into an Irish whip as she rebounds, BUT KASS STEPS FORWARD AND TAKES MALCOLM DOWN WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S MALCOLM INSTEAD THAT STEPS FORWARD AND LEAPS INTO THE AIR AS HE CONNECTS WITH A PELE KICK! Kassidy falls down to a seated position as Malcolm grabs her into a headlock, AND LIFTS HER UP IN THE AIR TAKING HER DOWN WITH A BIG SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: Kassidy grabbing her back as she would sit up as Malcolm would grab her again and lift her in the air, AS HE WOULD ATTEMPT TO GO FOR ANOTHER SUPLEX! But Kass would begin to drop down multiple knees towards the top of his head as Malcolm can already feel himself losing balance as he was forced to put Kass back down on the ground! Malcolm would stumble back but focus his attention back on her, But Kass would step forward and send a forearm towards his face! Malcolm would step back as he would step forward, as Malcolm would respond with a quick European Uppercut to her jaw forcing her back!
Stew-O: Both Kass and Malcolm would recover on their feet as Malcolm would step forward, AS KASSIDY WOULD ATTEMPT A BICYCLE KICK TO HIS FACE! WHICH WOULD CONNECT! Malcolm was sent down to the ground as Kassidy would grab him by the arms, and begin to stomp down on his chest as she would elevate him just enough to where his spine was whipping against the canvas every single time!
Flannery McCoy: But Malcolm begins to send multiple kicks to her knee cap as Kass is forced to let go as she grabs her leg in pain. Kass turns around as Malcolm awaits her, HE’S GOING FOR C-NOTE! SPEAR INCOMING!
Jake Mercer: BUT KASSIDY DODGES OUT OF THE WAY AS MALCOLM FALLS TO THE GROUND! Kassidy waits for Malcolm to get up now as Kass is trying to catch her breath as Malcolm turns to him. Malcolm runs forward, BUT KASSIDY GRABS MALCOLM AND GOES FOR THE BRIGHTON FLY! SPANISH FLY!
Stew-O: BUT MALCOLM WITH AN ELBOW AS HE TURNS KASS AROUND, SHAPOWWWW!!! SUPERMAN PUNCH TO THE FACE OF KASS TAKES HER DOWN TO THE GROUND AS MALCOLM HOOKS THE LEG! IMAGINE AFTER REASONABLE DOUBT HOW KASS FEELS CONCUSSION WISE! A PUNCH TO HER FACE AIN’T ALL THE BEST!
Flannery McCoy: BUT NOW IT’S KASSIDY WHO GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Jake Mercer: Kassidy is slowly getting up as Malcolm gets up to his feet and makes his way towards the corner as he looks to tag to his Blicky Boyz partner!
Stew-O: AND CHRIS ELITE IS TAGGED IN! Chris positioning himself staying on the apron as he leaps off the ropes, AND CONNECTS WITH A SPRINGBOARD KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE OF KASSIDY HEART! Kass falling down to all fours now as Chris is grabbing her by the head and throwing her towards the corner, as he sends a running uppercut aimed straight for her jaw! Chris throwing Kassidy down to the ground as he jumps up to the top rope and straightens himself, looking to fly! AS HE LEAPS THROUGH THE AIR AND TAKES KASS DOWN WITH A METEORA!
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy rolling up to a knee as Chris is back up to his feet, AS HE LIFTS HIS LEG UP AND GOES FOR AN AXE KICK! But it’s Kass that drops down to her back and trips Chris taking him down to the ground! This allowing Kass to get back up to her feet as Chris is back up as well, AS KASSIDY RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A SHINING WIZARD TO THE HEAD OF CHRIS ELITE!
Jake Mercer: Kass falls down to a sitting position as she’s back up to her feet as she drags Chris by the arm to the center of the ring as she keeps a hold of his arm as this does not look good. Kass bending his arm, AS SHE STOMPS DOWN ONTO IT AS IT BENDS IN A WICKED WAY!
Stew-O: Chris grabbing his arm in pain as that’s not stopping Kass from bringing him back up to his feet, but Chris with a knee strike to the gut of Kass trying to send him backward! Chris is still stunned but he runs over to Kass, but it’s Kass that side steps and throws him towards the corner as he’s backed up! Kass runs forward while Chris is up against the corner, AS SHE ATTEMPTS A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE!
Flannery McCoy: Which is stopped as Chris puts out his legs and kicks Kass straight towards her face, taking her down to the ground as Chris plants his feet back down to the ground and brings Kass up, as he sets her up! HE’S GOING FOR FUSION DANCE! ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER! But Kass stops him with punches down onto his head! Elite trying to keep Kass up as he stumbles back, AS KASS JUMPS OFF HIS SHOULDERS AND CONNECTS WITH A APRON HOTSHOT AS SHE FALLS TO THE RINGSIDE AREA!
Jake Mercer: Kassidy putting caution to the wind tonight as she’s rolling back into the ring and getting back up to her feet. Chris is down on the ground as Kass is up to the top rope as he leaps off, TOP ROPE KNEE DROP ONTO THE FACE OF CHRIS ELITE!
Stew-O: Chris grabbing his face in pain as Kassidy lifts her leg up again, and connects with another knee drop towards his head! Kass is relentless in her attacks as she’s not hesitating on tearing him apart as she brings him up to his feet and sends him into an Irish whip to the ropes and back, KASS GOING FOR A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!
Flannery McCoy: BUT CHRIS LANDS ON HIS FEET! Kass turning around as she runs towards him, HEAD SHOT! PELE KICK TO THE HEAD OF KASS SENDING HER DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION! Chris running to the ropes…
Jake Mercer: But Kass is back up as she connects with a clubbing blow to the back of Chris’s head as he runs to the ropes! Chris is stopped in his tracks as Kass grabs him! CHANEL N°5! STRAITJACKET GERMAN SUPLEX SENDS CHRIS DOWN TO THE GROUND AS KASSIDY HOOKS THE LEG!
Stew-O: BUT MALCOLM LEAPS INTO THE RING AS HE BREAKS UP THE PIN! Sienna entering into the ring as well as she runs towards Malcolm while he isn’t looking, and connects with a stiff running knee to his back sending him down to the ground as he retreats by rolling out of the ring! Kassidy up to her feet as she’s shaking her head before getting back up to her feet. She sees Chris down and the situation that she’s in as she makes her way over to her corner as Sienna is holding out for the tag!
Flannery McCoy: AS SIENNA JADE TAGS HERSELF IN AND ENTERS INTO THE RING!
Jake Mercer: Chris crawling as he’s getting back up to his feet, but Sienna intercepts as she kicks him dead in his face forcing him back down to the ground! Chris trying to retreat away but Sienna is grabbing him by the arms and pulling him up to his feet as she ripcords him, and sends a forearm shot reeling towards his face!
Stew-O: But Chris ducks under it as he releases himself from the grip and turns Sienna around, AS HE TAKES HER DOWN WITH A QUICK GERMAN SUPLEX! Sienna rolling onto a knee as Chris runs towards him, but Sienna with a quick knife edge chop to the chest of Chris though which turns him inside out! Chris turns around as Sienna is grabbing the ropes to get back up to her feet, as she connects with a stiff kick to the back of Chris’ head taking him down to the ground!
Flannery McCoy: Sienna falling down to a knee as she’s connecting with forearm shot after forearm shot down to the head of Chris as the Ref comes in and splits them apart as it’s clear that Sienna is absolutely merciless in her attack, as she stomps down onto his gut for good measure!
Jake Mercer: Chris retreating forward as he reaches out for his corner as Sienna grabs him and brings him back up to his feet, BUT CHRIS GRABS HER BY THE ARM AND TAKES HER DOWN WITH AN ARM DRAG! Chris keeping ahold of the arm…
Chris Elite: (Off-Mic) Gotta wake up Chris Breezy. :troll:
Stew-O: AS CHRIS BEGINS TO JUST STOMP DOWN ON THE HEAD OF SIENNA! THE REF QUICKLY MOVING FORWARD AND CHECKING ON SIENNA BEFORE PUSHING CHRIS AWAY! Sienna retreats away from the scene as Chris shakes his head and grabs Sienna before pulling her up to her feet, as Sienna strikes him with a forearm! Chris taken by surprise as he’s sent backwards but attempts to move forward again! As Sienna catches him with a side kick to the gut forcing him down to a knee! Sienna now running to the ropes and back as Chris is still planted down to a knee.
Flannery McCoy: OPEN YA MATA! THE JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TO THE HEAD CONNECTS WHICH TAKES SIENNA DOWN TO THE GROUND! Chris dropping down and hooking the leg now!
Jake Mercer: BUT SIENNA POWERS OUT OF THE PIN ATTEMPT! Chris is back up to his feet as he shakes his head and pulls himself up as he falls into the corner, he’s waiting for Sienna to get up as he’s not going to waste anytime! Sienna up to her feet as Chris steps towards her! HE’S GOING FOR BOX OFFICE SMASH!
Stew-O: NO! SIENNA INVADES THE SUPERKICK AS SHE GRABS AHOLD OF HIM! WITCHES HAMMER! RIPCORD ROLLING ELBOW SENDS THE BOTH OF THEM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: The crowd is popping off as both of them are back up to their feet now! Both of them are crawling to their separate tag team partners as both of them are holding out their hands just anxious for the tag! Sienna going to Kassidy, Chris going to Malcolm! Hot tag!
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY HEART IS IN! MALCOLM JONES IS IN!
Stew-O: AND THEY’RE OFF! Both of them running towards each other, AS KASSIDY WITH A JUMPING KNEE TO THE NOSE OF MALCOLM SENDS HIM TOWARDS HIS CORNER! Kass runs forward as Malcolm doesn’t know what’s coming, as she sends a shoulder thrust! BUT MALCOLM MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS HE THROWS HER SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!
Flannery McCoy: Malcolm pulling Kass out of the corner as he grabs her, AS HE GOES FOR A SWINGING NECKBREAKER! But Kass turns it around and pushes Malcolm away! Malcolm stumbling forward as he turns his head around, BUT A BICYCLE KICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD SENDS HIM DOWN BY KASSIDY HEART!
Jake Mercer: Kass bringing Malcolm up now, as she sends an elbow strike to his face! Which Malcolm grabs and pushes away as he kicks her in the gut forcing her to double over as he runs to the ropes, AND ONCE AGAIN ATTEMPTS A RUNNING SWINGING NECKBREAKER! WHICH CONNECTS!
Stew-O: Malcolm waiting for Kassidy to get up now as he sets her up, AND GOES FOR A WOO WALK! CURB STOMP!
Flannery McCoy: But Kass rolls out of the way of that as she grabs him by the legs and slips him down to the ground. Malcolm up on all fours now, PAINFULLY EVER AFTER! CURB STOMP AS KASS ABSOLUTELY STOMPS DOWN ONTO THE SPINE OF MALCOLM JONES TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: Kass bringing Malcolm up as she’s bringing him towards her corner.
(Both Jaded Hearts members eye one another and give a nod as Malcolm is barely stirring)
Jake Mercer: TAG TO SIENNA JADE! Both of them are setting Malcolm up, THEY’RE GOING FOR IT! SIENNA RUNNING WITH MALCOLM AS KASS HAS HER KNEE OUT! SICK KNEE FROM SYDNEY!
Stew-O: BOX OFFICE SMASH! SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF KASSIDY’S HEAD TAKES HER OUT AS MALCOLM IS DROPPED DOWN TO THE GROUND! CHRIS ELITE IS HERE AS SIENNA RUNS FORWARD AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!
Flannery McCoy: Sienna sees Kass down as a part of her doesn’t even know what’s happened, WAIT! MALCOLM! C-NOTE! SPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE TAKES SIENNA DOWN TO THE GROUND! Malcolm sees opportunity as he jumps onto the apron and now he’s climbing up to the top rope, he’s positioning himself as he’s ready to fly!
Jake Mercer: FIVE STAR SWAG SPLASH! SPLIT-LEGGED FROG SPLASH CONNECTS AS MALCOLM HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN!
(Kassidy begins to stir as she looks at the scene, with Sienna and her shoulders down on the mat as Malcolm is going for the pin)
(With all of her strength she begins to crawl as she tries to make her way over in hopes that she could break up the pin just in time)
(As she takes a leap…)
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Blixky Gang Freestyle’ plays up once more as Malcolm Jones gets up to his feet quickly, absolutely exhausted. Chris Elite is in a sitting position trying to regain consciousness as Malcolm grabs him by the hand and helps him up to his feet as the Referee raises their hands in victory as they start their celebration around the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here are your winners and advancing to the finals of the GRAND PRIX TOURNAMENT… THE BLICKY BOYZ!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: What a match that we’ve seen! All four competitors laid their heart out in that ring and in turn put out a superb match that everyone will be remembering all throughout the show tonight.
Flannery McCoy: What a great way to start the show as we’re starting it off with a bang! The Blicky Boyz getting the victory tonight as they face whoever wins in our main event against The Liquid Swordz and the Shea Butter Babies, and well? We just have to see for ourselves.
Jake Mercer: DA BLICKY DA BLICKY DA BLICKY!
Flannery McCoy: :wtf:
Jake Mercer: ???
(At ringside Kassidy Heart is seen consoling Sienna Jade as she begins to regain her consciousness as well as both of them sit at ringside, absolutely frustrated at the outcome of this as The Blicky Boyz are seen taunting the losers of this match as that’s the last shot seen as Dynasty fades out to commercial break)
(A commercial advising people to get things done in time and manage your time, featuring SKA)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALLL!!!!!!IOHAOFA!!!
(“Survival” by Eminem hits as the virtual crowd erupts into cheers.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from New York weighing in at 231 pounds he is “The Next Level” ADAMMMMMMMMMMMMM LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Adam Lucas comes running out to the ring fist bumping the fans thru their virtual screens as he enters the ring.)
Stew-O: Adam Lucas is here and he is looking to take things to the next level!
Jake Mercer: Too bad for someone like him the next level is still bottom tier! This guy is a loser and has no chance of making it in this business! I have seen them all come and go and this guy is definitely one who is going to go! OUT! OUT! OUT!
Flannery McCoy: Shut up Jake. You don’t realize how hard Adam Lucas has been working. Sure in the past he might not have done himself justice but he is looking to turn around his life and I find that to be impressive on its own. I believe he has what it takes to win this match too! :pray:
(“The Invisible Wall” by The GazettE hits!!!)
Stephie Love: And his opponent from Kabukicho, Tokyo, Japan weighing in at 251 pounds he is “The Ungovernable” KOMATSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU OGAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(Komatsu Ogawa comes out ignoring the boos of the crowd as he points and laughs at his opponent in the ring for even daring to face him.)
Jake Mercer: Now this guy is truly next level. Japanese society is in many ways superior to ours. Their women for example know exactly how…
Flannery McCoy: I am going to stop you right there Jake for the sake of Dynasty not having to replace you. As much as I sometimes wish they would. But I do agree at least that Komatsu could easily be considered next level but if he wants to reach that level he will have to go thru Adam Lucas to get there!
Stew-O: MITSUBACHI does not appear to be out here right now so I guess Komatsu Ogawa decided he was going to take this one on all by himself. That is respectable at the very least but we will see if it pays off for him.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: This match has started as both men circle around each other in the ring with their fists raised in a fighting stance. Eventually after some time of posturing they begin to go in at each other and the fight commences. The sudden lockup in the middle of the ring indicates the looming threat of pure wrestling being displayed on EAW television. But wait! Komatsu Ogawa transitions Adam Lucas into a headlock from the lockup capturing his prey inside his arms. Ogawa wrenching hard as Lucas bounces back into the ropes to break free of the headlock. Ogawa pushes Lucas away who falls to the mat as Ogawa leaps over him avoiding the trip trap on the ground. But Lucas right back up and charges in at Ogawa with a vicious Clothesline. But Ogawa ducks! Ogawa runs across the ring off the ropes as Lucas whips around but Ogawa met with a Running Spear out of nowhere! Down goes Ogawa! The cover!
Flannery McCoy: NO! Komatsu Ogawa quickly rolls out of the ring to regain his composure. Adam Lucas celebrating his early success in the ring. Ogawa holding his midsection outside the ring as Lucas takes notice charging towards the outside. Baseball Slide to the outside sending Ogawa into the barricade! NO! Ogawa moved out of the way and Lucas went sliding all the way out of the ring into the barricade at ringside slamming his leg hard against it! Ogawa reaches down pulling up Lucas as he grabs his skull and bashes it repeatedly into the barricade and then the ring steps. Ogawa picks up Lucas and drops him with a Piledriver on the mats outside the ring. Ogawa stomps down hard on the face of Lucas before tossing him back into the ring and goes for the cover.
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! THR-
Jake Mercer: Komatsu Ogawa is left disappointed as Adam Lucas kicks out. He begins slapping the shit out of his opponent but Lucas is fed up with the disrespect and powers back up. But Ogawa’s strikes are relentless and keeping him down. Lucas caught with an Enzuigiri taking him down to the mat. Ogawa grabs the leg of Lucas wrenching it back but Lucas kicks him back against the ropes! Lucas back up as Ogawa comes charging in catching Lucas with a kick to the gut. Ogawa grabs Lucas by the shoulders and tosses him out of the ring. But Lucas lands on the apron! Ogawa charges in with a Running Shoulder Thrust looking to knock Lucas off the apron to the outside! But Lucas moves out of the way and Ogawa goes through the middle ropes! But Ogawa lands face first on the ring apron on the hardest part of the ring. Ogawa left laying diagonally down from the middle rope onto the apron as Lucas climbs up to the top rope.
Stew-O: FLYING KNEE STRIKE OFF THE TOP ROPE TO KOMATSU OGAWA RIGHT INTO THE APRON! ADAM LUCAS CRUSHING THE SKULL OF OGAWA HERE TONIGHT! Lucas shoves Ogawa back into the ring and goes for the cover.
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: I thought that was it but somehow Komatsu Ogawa is still alive! Adam Lucas frustrated as he goes up to the top rope but Ogawa is there to meet him with his fist. Ogawa tosses Lucas off the top rope! Lucas crashes down on his back as Ogawa stalks over to him lifting him up and taking him down with a big Power Slam to the mat. But the stamina needed to pull off those series of moves is too much for Ogawa who also collapses to the mat. Both men on the ground for several moments as they slowly begin to get back up trading punches as they go. KOMATSU! LUCAS! KOMATSU! LUCAS! KOMATSU! LUCAS! Spinning Kick to the lower sternum by Lucas! Lucas runs off the ropes but Ogawa catches him lifting him up into a Military Press Slam! The cover by Ogawa! No wait it looks like Ogawa thought better of it instead grabbing the hair of Lucas yanking him back up looking to do some more damage.
Jake Mercer: ADAM LUCAS WITH A SMALL PACKAGE OUT OF NOWHERE!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: But Komatsu Ogawa kicks out at the last millisecond! Adam Lucas nearly stealing one right there. Ogawa back up but Lucas is waiting for him and hits a picture perfect Standing Dropkick staggering Ogawa back who somehow remains on his feet. But not for long! Ogawa collapses as Lucas climbs the top rope. Flying Guillotine Leg Drop from the top rope right down across the neck of Ogawa! That has to be it! The cover by Lucas!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: But Komatsu Ogawa kicks out yet again! Adam Lucas can’t believe it and is literally pacing around the ring wondering what he has to do to put this man away. He reaches down pulling Komatsu back up and tosses him across the ring. He comes back charging in with a Clothesline from hell. But Komatsu ducks beneath it rolling around Lucas pulling him down into a School Boy rollup.
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Adam Lucas kicks out! Komatsu Ogawa almost got him there but Lucas breaks free grabbing hold of Ogawa by the arm yanking him down into an armbar. Lucas snaps the arm back of Ogawa with a painful yank nearly dislocating his shoulder. Ogawa grabs the ropes focing Lucas to break it up. Lucas backs away letting Ogawa slowly get back up to his feet. Lucas ducks down beneath Ogawa lifting him up and dropping him down with a Spinebuster. He grabs Ogawa once again by the hair yanking him up to his feet. He shoves Ogawa back. Ogawa falls back against the ropes as he suddenly charges forward at Lucas. But Lucas was waiting for him. Lucas ducks down beneath pulling Ogawa up and tosses him up high into the air for a Pop Up Powerbomb! OGAWA’S SKULL THUNDERS DOWN TO THE MAT WITH AUTHORITY! LUCAS WITH THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… ADAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Survival” by Eminem comes across the speakers as the virtual fans are shown cheering and celebrating. One particular young fan is shown jumping for joy around his room and hopping up on his bed bouncing until his mother enters the room to scold him for such an irresponsible action. However, after realizing what has happened and Adam Lucas has won the match she climbs up on the bed and begins to bounce as well.)
Jake Mercer: Adam Lucas with a huge upset! Honestly I don’t get how he was able to win but good for him I guess!
Stew-O: It’s called he dropped his opponent on his head with a devastating Pop Up Powerbomb and Komatsu was out for the night! It’s not that hard to understand Jake.
Flannery McCoy: Well Jake has trouble understanding things but these people here tonight seem to all respect and acknowledge what Adam Lucas has accomplished. Tonight MURICA reigns supreme over Japan! USA! USA! USA!
(The camera cuts to a commercial for Thanksgiving dinner. Enjoy that dry ass chicken as yo fam gives you covid around the table.)
(Dynasty fades back from commercial break, a shot of Stephie love in the ring is shown.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A SINGLES MATCH, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
(‘Demi Gods’ by Lab Rats and Slim-Jim begins to ring throughout the Performance Center as The Fallen Angel makes the walk to the Dynasty ring for the very first time.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST, WRESTLING OUT OF DETROIT, MICHIGAAANNNNNNNN! WEIGHING IN AT 240 POOOUUUNNDDSSSSSS! THEEEEEE FALLLLLLLLLLLLEEENNNNNNNNN ANNNGGGEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
Flannery McCoy: Introducing for the very first time, The Fallen Angel! This young man certainly made his intentions clear in the buildup to this match, and now, he’s presented with the opportunity to stake his claim at being the next face of Dynasty’s young talent! He’s standing in front of a very tough opponent tonight, however. A man who will also be making his very first appearance in EAW, Dirk Kane! The Fallen Angel is a combination of classic and hard hitting wrestling, to the beauty of aerial onslaught! He’s a treat to watch and he’s got the stage and lights to dance on tonight!
(The Fallen Angel enters the ring as ‘Brotherhood of Man’ by Motorhead begins to reverberate throughout the arena. A very brash and confident Dirk Kane makes his way onto the stage.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT! WEIGHING IN AT 255 POUNDSSSSSSSSSSS! FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, PRESENTING DIRKKKKKKKKKKKKK “THE GAMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE” KANNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Jake Mercer: How can you not believe this guy’s got a bright future here on Dynasty?!? He made it apparent that he’s not here to make friends, or show anyone anything resembling kindness. He’s here to kick ass and look good whilst doing it! He wants to put Fallen Angel in the dirt and collect a fat check for it! He’ll have this opportunity in front of him tonight, but The Fallen Angel won’t be a pushover, this is going to be a dog fight! There’s nothing like two young bulls who want to be the next to sit at the table!
(Dirk Kane enters the ring and taunts The Fallen Angel.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: And here we go! Both men meet in the middle, a collar and elbow tie up to begin the action in this match. The Fallen Angel was able to pressure Dirk back into his corner, taking all of the referee’s five count to his advantage. Fallen Angel releases his hold- But Dirk Kane slaps him in the face! Dirk Kane with the ultimate disrespect! Now the two men lock horns once more, Dirk slips behind him, looking for a backbreaker! The Fallen Angel rolls through, bringing both men to the canvas, and now looks for a step-up knee on Kane! Dirk caught the attempt and drops Fallen Angel with a clothesline! He was trying to take his head off early with that one, evil intent from Dirk Kane!
Jake Mercer: Dirk Kane immediately looking for an Indian Deathlokc, wasting no time at all giving his opponent room to recover. The Fallen Angel not allowing the submission attempt, Dirk Kane with a nasty stomp to the gut of The Fallen Angel! Dirk Kane displaying his violent and nasty nature in full effect during his debut match. Off the ropes goes Kane, looking for a jumping knee drop! The Fallen Angle rolls out of the way, no water in the pool for Dirk Kane! NOW THE FALLEN ANGEL, LOOKING FOR THE SHARPSHOOTER! Dirk Kane is able to scramble to the ropes, but The Fallen One won’t offer him mercy neither! Lifting Dirk up from the canvas, hopsiting him by his side, and dropping him back down with force! What a side slam from The Fallen Angel!
Stew-O: Dirk Kane wisely rolling out of the ring to avoid any further assault, but for how long?!? THE FALLEN ONE COMES OFF THE ROPES, LOOKING TO FLY! A SUICIDE DI- NO, HE RAN RIGH TINTO THE KNEE OF DIRK KANE! WHO GOT ON THE APRON JUST IN TIME TO INTERCEPT THE FALLEN ANGEL! Dirk Kane with excellent wherewithal to halt the aerial attack of The Fallen One, now Dirk launches himself over the ropes, and drives down The Fallen One with a diving neckbreaker! Snarling at the Fallen Angel is Dirk Kane, full mount now, unloading punches on The Fallen Angle is Dirk Kane! Punishing him with each blow, Dirk Kane not only means business,, he’s out to cut short the career of his opponent!
Flannery McCoy: Dirk now dragging The Fallen One to his feet by the hair, but The Fallen Angel fights back with a nasty chop to the chest of Dirk! And again! Two thunderous chops to Kane’s chest, and a punch to the face! This flurry of offence from the fan favorite in this match, off the ropes goes The Fallen Angle! But Dirk goes off the ropes as well, ducking under Angel’s attempted flying chop, NOW TAKING OUT THE KNEE OF THE FALLEN ANGEL WITH A RUNNING CHOP BLOCK! How nasty! Dirk first targeting the body, then the neck, now the knee! He’s trying to pick apart The Fallen Angel, both men in their debut match here tonight, one will show he could very well be EAW’s next youngest lion on the scene!
Jake Mercer: Right now, it looks like Dirk Kane is going to be that lion! He’s coming off the ropes, looking for one more high knee drop! The Fallen Angel can’t get out of the way, this one hits its mark! Dirk dropping a knee on the back of The Fallen Angel, and now he’ll go for the pin! Dirk Kane looking to cover The Fallen Angel for the victory!
Jake Mercer: The Fallen Angel kicks out! The Fallen Angel still in this match, Dirk Kane frustrated that his theme isn’t now ringing throughout this arena right now, but he’ll have to put the nail in the coffin if he wants to win this one! Wait, he looks to be targeting just that! He’s got the finish in his sights, he’s hooked the arms of The Fallen Angel, he’s looking for The ‘Animus’! That double underhook facebuster could finish this match off! HE’S GOT HIM HOOKED- NO, THE FALLEN ANGEL WITH A NASTY HEADBUTT TO THE CHIN OF DIRK KANE! OH, MY! THAT BUSTED DIRK KANE’S FACE WIDE OPEN! DIRK BACK INTO THE CORNER, THE FALLEN ANGEL WITH A STEP-UP KNEE TO THE FACE!
Flannery McCoy: Just like that, The Fallen Angel has turned the tides in this match! NOW LIFTING DIRK FOR THE ‘ROARING CANON’! THAT BURNING HAMMER IS GOING TO PLANT DIRK KANE ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! NO, KANE IS FIGHTING OUT WITH KNEES TO THE SKULL, THE FALLEN ONE IS FORCED TO DROP HIM TO THE CANVAS! DIRK KANE WITH AN INVERTED ATOMIC DROP TO THE FALLEN ANGEL, DIRK KANE COMES OFF THE ROPES, ‘REALIGNEERRRRRRR’!!!! THE FALLEN ONE WITH A JAW CRUSHING SUPER KICK TO THE FACE! HE SENT THE TEETH OF DIRK KANE FLYING INTO THE FRONT ROW! DIRK KANE SENT TUMBLING THROUGH THE ROPES AND OUT TO THE FLOOR, WHAT A COUNTER FROM THE FALLEN ONE!
Stew-O: Dirk Kane is coming to, but The Fallen Angel is on him like glue! The Fallen Angel calling out to the socially distanced crowd, telling them to get to their feet! This place is electric! The Fallen Angel sizing up Dirk Kane…HEADING OFF THE ROPES, THE FALLEN ANGEL FLIES WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!!! TAKING OUT DIRK KANE!!! WHAT A MOVE FROM THE FALLEN ANGEL! WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT IS HE DOING?!? HE’S HEADING UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, WHAT THE HELL IS THE FALLEN ONE THINKING?!? FLYYYIINNNG CROSSSSBODDDYYY OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, ALL THE WAY OUT TO THE FLOOR! IF DIRK WASN’T OUT THEN, HE IS NOW!
Jake Mercer: The Fallen Angel rolls him back into the ring, this could be his window of opportunity to put Dirk Kane out for good! Dirk Kane trying to get back to his feet, but The Fallen Angel is signaling for the end! THE FALLEN ANGEL GOES FOR THE ‘COLLAPSING STAR’! BUT DIRK KANE CAUGHT HIM MIN H MID-AIR AND SLAMS HIM DOWN WITH A NASTY BACKBREAKER! A DEVASTATING BACKBREAKER FROM DIRK KANE! WHAT A COUNTER, WE THOUGHT HE WAS OUT, THE FALLEN ANGEL’S HIT HIM WITH EVERYTHING BUT THE KITCHEN SINK!
Flannery McCoy: Now it’s Dirk Kane with the momentum in his hands! Bringing The Fallen Angel back to his feet, pacing a nasty boot in his midsection! NOW A DDT TO THE FALLEN ONE! PLANTING HIS HEAD ON THE CANVAS! DIRK KANE SHOUTING AT THE FALLEN ANGEL, DIRK SAYS THIS IS HIS TIME, THIS COULD BE THE END FOR THE FALLEN ANGEL! SENDING THE FALLEN ANGEL OFF THE ROPES, LOOKING FOR SPIEBUSTER! THE FALLEN ANGEL WITH ANOTHER HEADBUTT TO DIRK, WHO’S STILL BLEEDING ON THE CANVAS! KANE IS STUNNED, THE FALLEN ANGEL UP TO THE SECOND ROPE, HE WANTS TO FLY AGAIN! A FLYING CROSSB-NO!!! DIRK KANE DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A SPINEBUSTER! A SPINEBUSTER FROM DIRK KANE! WHAT A COUNTER!
Jake Mercer: DIRK KANE NOW LOKCING IN THE FIGURE FOUR LOCK! THAT FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK! THE FALLEN ONE IS IN A WORLD OF TROUBLE! DIRK KANE’S GOT THAT SUBMISSION IN DEEP, KANE’S FIRST VICTORY EVER COULD COME BY WAY OF SUBMISSION IF THE FALLEN ANGEL DOESN’T FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS HOLD! THE FALLEN ONE TRYING TO CLAW HIS WAY TO THE ROPES, THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SAVE HIM RIGHT NOW! HE’S FIGHTING FOR EVERY INCH, HE’S NEARLY THERE!!! HE’S ALMOST GOT THE BOTTOM ROPE- WAIT, DIRK KANE DRAGS HIM BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING, THAT’S GONNA BE IT! THE FALLEN ANGEL IS GONNA BE FORCED TO TAP! NOBODY WANTS TO LOSE THEIR DEBUT MATCH, BUT FOR THE SAKE OF HIS CAREER, HE NEEDS TO TAP!!!
Stew-O: HE’S STILL FIGHTING, HE DOESN’T WANT TO GIVE IT UP NOW! HE’S BEATING HIS HANDS ON THE CANVAS, TRYING TO USE WHATEVER STRENGTH HE’S GOT LEFT TO MAKE IT TO THE ROPES! HE’S ALM- NO, NOT AGAIN! DIRK KANE DRAGS HIM TO THE CENTER AGAIN, WAIT, BUT THE FALLEN ANGEL WITH A BIG UP-KICK TO THE FACE OF DIRK KANE! NOW UP TO HIS FEET, A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE BACK OF DIRK’S SKULL! THE FALLEN ANGEL’S GONNA STRIKE! ‘COLLAPPPPSSSINNNGGG STARRRRRRR!!!!’!!!!! THE ‘COLLAPSING STAR’ CUTTER LANDS TO PERFECTION, DIRK KANE IS OUT! THIS IS GONNA BE THE END!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT, HE ISN’T GOING FOR THE COVER! HE WANTS TO PUT AN EXCLAMATION POINT ON THIS MATCH! HE’S GOT THE SHARPSHOOTER IN, DIRK KANE TRYING TO FIGHT OUT, BUT THE FALLEN ANGEL HAS THE SUBMISSION IN DEEP! HE JUST ABSORBED A MASSIVE ‘COLLAPSING STAR’, HE CAN’T HOLD ON FOR LONG!!! DIRK KANE IS TRYING TO GET TO THE ROPES! HE’S FIGHTING AND FIGHTING! BUT HE CAN’T DO IT, HE TAPS OUT, DIRK TAPS, THAT’S IT!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, HERE IS YOUR WINNER, THE FALLENNNNNNNN ANGGELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
Flannery McCoy: What a showing from both men, but tonight, The Fallen Angel wins in his debut! What a young talent he’s proven to be tonight, he can only go upwards! His future is in only his hands, and could be very, very bright! He submits a very tough opponent tonight after questioning if he could overcome the nasty tendencies of Dirk Kane.
Jake Mercer: Dirk has absolutely no reason to hang his head, he fought valiantly tonight. A thriller of a match and will surely put Dynasty’s stars on alert that there are two new dogs in the yard! But for now, it’s The Fallen Angel who will sit at the table of the victors, and will now watch the opportunities come his way!
Stew-O: That was a surefire classic and these two’s efforts won’t go unnoticed! Both men will certainly have a new set of eyes on them after tonight’s fireworks! Thanks for sticking with us folks, Dynasty will return with more action momentarily!
(A shot of Dirk Kane walking up the ramp is shown as The Fallen Angel celebrates his win in the ring. Dynasty fades to commercial break.)
(A commercial for American flag facemasks for Ronan Malosi as he attempts to hide to big American Flag he has hanging from his room, but you can’t escape the patriotism :wow:)
(Dynasty comes back from commercial break to fade into an undisclosed area backstage. Adam Lucas is seen as leans against a wall as the crowd begins to cheer for “The Next Level” as he takes off the wrist tape he’s got on from his victory earlier in the night against Komatsu Ogawa as he looks to the camera and begins to speak)
Adam Lucas: I haven’t got the chance to talk about Dray Fontana yet have I? Last week I came out there to help him, I saw that he was backed up in a corner and felt it to be my duty to help and in turn, give my respect for him. I saw he needed it and of course I hoped that we were going to be on mutual ground, but that wasn’t the case. Apparently he felt the need to take me down from behind after we both fended Goldheart off, and show his cowardice. Dray is that what you want to be known for? A PURE Champion who doesn’t even have the decency to look me in the eyes before stabbing me through my back, that just makes you a shitbag doesn’t it? There’s a reason I haven’t spoken much about you because why not save my words till Road To Redemption when it really counts, but now I feel the need to come through to you and what better to do so than on a televised show.
Adam Lucas: Dray I’ve given you nothing but respect but it’s clear that’s not what you want, that’s not what you desire, and you know what that’s completely understandable. You’re a Champion that’s driven off success, any means necessary right? To get the final laugh and in turn, walk out on your own two feet with the Championship that you came in with. You may have had your first defense at House of Glass and I commend you on that, but let me be the one to say despite you having faced a EAW Hall of Famer, you haven’t faced anyone like Adam Lucas just yet.
Adam Lucas: I’m not the favorable one to win in this matchup, to be fair the umbrella that I’ve been placed under is to be an underdog, and that’s fine, I have no problem with that. Because in the end it doesn’t hinder my chances in the slightest, it just makes it oh the more shocking once it’s all said and done. Because as much as you start to flap your gums and yell at me and try to say otherwise, I do believe that I’m a better wrestler than Dray Fontana & Limmy Monaghan, ambitious right?
Adam Lucas: If that wasn’t so then I wouldn’t have gone this far, I wouldn’t have jumped through all the hurdles, I wouldn’t have gotten to this point if I didn’t believe that’s true. I’ve fought and I’ve scratched and I’ve clawed, and now it’s time to get that due that I desired. That’s why the idiocy of Dray Fontana? That’ll cost him, I don’t plan to be taken lightly, like some pushover of sorts, so I hope you’re listening to this Dray. I hope you’ve got me in the backspace of your mind because that’s the most that you want to do headed into Road To Redemption. Because I don’t want to be just known as The Next Level, but The Next PURE Champion.
(Adam stands up from his position as he leaves the scene as that’s the last shot seen as the camera fades out and Dynasty transitions back to the World 1 Theatre.
(The camera fades in to Stephie Love standing in the middle of the ring with a smile on her face as she begins to speak)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Jet Set Run’ by Yuki Hiyashi plays up to loud cheers as Harper Lee makes her way out to the stage with one-half of the Unified Tag Team Championships around her waist as she hypes up the crowd and raises her arms in the air before making her way down to the ring)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Charlotte, North Carolina… weighing in at 118 pounds… SHE IS ONE-HALF OF THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… THE INVINCIBLE… HARPER LEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: The last time we saw Harper Lee in the ring was on Voltage when she fought a valiant fight to a losing effort to EAW World Champion SOSA Henderson, and now she moves back to the Dynasty brand where she fights a formidable opponent in his own right.
Flannery McCoy: Of course and she’s coming into that ring with straight fire because there’s nothing more that she’d want to do then to rebound from her previous losses and get back on track so she can properly show the team of Chained Fury at Road To Redemption what she’s made of along with The Realm, so let’s see it!
Jake Mercer: Of course! What can’t the new star of the Ironman movie do? I mean she’s ‘The Invincible’ for a reason right??? Yeah something like that…
(Harper makes her way around the ring before sliding in as she jumps up to the top rope and poses for the crowd as they cheer and she points around at them before jumping off and making her way over to her corner as she gets prepared for the matchup as ‘Jet Set Run’ fades out. Before long ‘The Purge’ by ScHoolboy Q plays up to loud boos as Mason Massacre nonchalantly makes his way out to the stage. He has a stern look on his face and as always is as motivated as ever as he makes his way down the ramp and headed towards the ring)
Stephie Love: And her opponent… from Eastside, Long Beach, California… weighing in at 282 pounds… THE SO-CAL SUBMISSION SPECIALIST… MASON MASSACRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: As for Mason Massacre last week he and his partner Limmy fought a losing effort to the Shea Butter Babies. I know very well that this has hurt him but of course just as always he’s going to continue fighting.
Flannery McCoy: Imagine what beating one half of the Unified Tag Team Champions would do not just for him, but Goldheart in general as they continue to take over Dynasty one way or another, and we’ll just see how Mason fares tonight!
(Mason slides into the ring as he poses for the crowd to see as they continue to boo him as he shrugs it off and makes his way out his corner as he begins to shadow box as ‘The Purge’ fades out and the Ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: HERE WE GO AS THIS MATCHUP IS UNDERWAY! Both Harper and Mason are circling around as both of them lock up with one another, but Mason easily shoves Harper away! Harper falls to the ground and responds with a nod as both of them are back up to their feet again, as Mason attempts to run forward at Harper!
Flannery McCoy: As Harper catches him with a knife edged chop sending Mason backwards! Mason takes a step forward again, BUT HARPER LEAPS INTO THE AIR AS SHE CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK TO THE CHEST OF MASON AS HE STAYS UPRIGHT BUT STUMBLES BACK!
Jake Mercer: Mason running forward as he attempts to go for a Shoulder Block! But Harper is already on the offense as she begins to kick his legs to weaken him once more! Mason retreating away to the ropes, BUT HARPER WITH A KICK TO THE FACE OF MASON SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! Mason stumbles up to his feet as he grabs the barricade and tries to recover as Harper is beginning to run to the ropes and back, AS SHE FLIES!
Stew-O: SUICIDE DIVE TORNADO DDT TO MASON TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: Harper grabbing Mason as she’s rolling him into the ring, but Mason with an elbow strike to her gut forcing her to let go! Mason grabbing Harper by the head, as he slams her into the edge of the apron face first as Harper drops down to her knees! Mason grabbing Harper and exchanging places with her as he rolls her into the ring as he enters as well…
Jake Mercer: BUT HARPER WITH A BICYCLE KNEE OUT OF NOWHERE TAKING MASON DOWN TO THE GROUND! Harper looking around now as she runs to the ropes while Mason is down as she leaps off of them! AND CONNECTS WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT AS SHE HOOKS THE LEGS AND THE REF SLIDES DOWN FOR THE COUNT!
Stew-O: BUT MASON KICKS OUT! Harper is right back at it as she’s climbing up to the top rope and ready to fly as Mason gets up to his feet, AS HARPER LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND TAKES MASON DOWN WITH A CROSSBODY!
Flannery McCoy: BUT MASON MANAGES TO CATCH HARPER IN HIS ARMS! Mason keeping her up in the air as he lifts her up and looks to slam her to the ground! BUT HARPER LEAPING UP AND TAKING MASON DOWN WITH A JUMPING DDT!
Jake Mercer: Harper is on absolute fire tonight as she’s waiting for the big man to get up to his feet as Harper runs to the ropes, and kicks Mason dead in his skull sending him down to a knee! Harper isn’t done as she runs to the ropes again, and kicks him again for extra measure as he falls down to the ground! Mason grabbing onto the ropes as he uses it to get himself onto the apron as Harper is running towards him, but Mason responds with an elbow towards her head sending her backward! Mason entering into the ring as Harper is beginning to recover!
Stew-O: DRAGON FIST! RIGHT HOOK LEAVES MASON DANGLING OVER THE MIDDLE ROPES! Harper sees this as she runs around the ring hyping up the crowd before running towards Mason!
Flannery McCoy: DUALSHOCK TO A DANGLING MASON MASSACRE SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Harper taking her time now as she drops down and hooks the leg on Mason as the Ref slides down and begins to count the pin! This can’t be it can it?!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Jet Set Run’ plays up as Harper Lee bursts up to her feet to the cheers of the crowd. She seems pumped up and excited as the Ref raises her hand in victory as she circles around the ring. She looks down at Mason for a moment with an unamused look before jumping up to the top rope and throwing her arms in the air with a smile on her face as she did so)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… HARPER LEE!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: I am absolutely shocked. Harper absolutely manhandled Mason like he was paper, AND THAT’S FALSE! HE’S NOWHERE NEAR THAT WHATSOEVER!
Stew-O: Wow I’m speechless. Harper Lee just made quick work of a rising star here on the Dynasty brand and she did it with swiftness. The Unified Tag Team Champion gets that rebound she desperately needed tonight though more than anything else and I feel that it was her goal from the start no matter how this match was going to go.
Flannery McCoy: Indeed, and as for Mason Massacre, I just don’t know what’s next after this really. What could be next for him? If anything he needs a rebound and fast cause this isn’t going so well for him. But I digress, congratulations to Harper!
(Mason is seen in the ring as he’s completely frozen. He doesn’t know what happened as he runs his hands through his hair absolutely frustrated at himself, before…)
Jake Mercer: WHAT?! DRAY FONTANA IS HERE!
Stew-O: Dray just absolutely blindsides Mason from behind as he grabs him and lifts him up to his feet was ease, he sets him up! FONTANA 97! HALF NELSON SOMERSAULT REVERSE DDT CONNECTS!
(Dray with a stern look on his face grabs a mic from ringside as he makes his way to the center of the ring as he puts a foot over Mason as he looks dead to the camera and begins to speak)
Dray Fontana: Adam Lucas I know you hear me loud and clear and now that The Prince has got your attention it’s time to speak of your sins. You’re calling me a coward? I did what I had to do to raise this PURE Championship in the air in the end and you need to accept that this business ain’t all that kind to people like you who think they can just trolley on by without a concern, it’s a bunch of bullshit. So I hope not just you, but the other idiot in our match gets this message as I lay waste to this meat chunk.
(Mason begins to slowly push away from Dray and get up to his feet as he’s absolutely stunned)
Flannery McCoy: BUT DRAY SLAMMING THE MIC ONTO HIS HEAD! Dray rolling out of the ring now as he pulls open the ring apron and begins to seek for more weapons which should only spell more trouble for the man that is on his last legs in that squared circle.
Jake Mercer: AS HE HAS TWO STEEL CHAIRS IN HIS HANDS!
(Dray rolls into the ring as he drops one of them down to the ground and places Mason’s head over it. He keeps his eyes to the camera as he holds the other chair in his hand and looks at it before raising it up in the air)
Stew-O: NO! THIS IS WHAT GOLDHEART DID TO SEBAS AT HOUSE OF GLASS!
Flannery McCoy: CON-CHAIR-TO!
(Mason’s head is absolutely crushed by the two steel chairs as Dray isn’t done there. Before long he begins to unfold one of the chairs and place it around the neck of Mason. Immediately the medical crew is running down to stop him but Dray is already climbing up to the top rope as they’re yelling at him to get down)
Jake Mercer: RAPTURE KILLER! DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP BUT HE LANDS STRAIGHT ONTO THE CHAIR-TRAPPED HEAD OF MASON MASSACRE!
(Dray is back up to his feet as security separates the two competitors as immediately they begin to check on Mason Massacre as they do so. Dray is holding up his hands as he yells “I HOPE YOU GOT THAT!” As he rolls out of the ring with a smirk on his face as that’s the last thing seen as Dynasty fades out to commercial break)
(A commercial for Myles’ archery practice where he uses pictures of Nami as a target to replace the bullseye cause she doesn’t love Sanji back :mjcry:)
(“War” by Grandson begins to play as the fans instantaneously begin booing. Suddenly, out steps Jake Smith wearing his signature shirt and a pair of jeans but not with his usual confidence. The sometimes off putting signature cocky charm is absent as Smith stands on stage while frustration is painted over his facial expression.)
Stew-O: You talk about a guy who clearly isn’t in the best of moods, that would sum up the current state of Jake.
Jake Mercer: My name twin was violated and I don’t blame him with being upset right now. Vic Vendetta came back and has upstaged him when all signed pointed out Jake turning the rest of 2020 and this season into his to take.
Flannery McCoy: Anything is possible but I must say with Vic Vendetta back in Elite Answers Wrestling, the road to championship glory and the top of the professional wrestling world got a little harder depending on the effort he displays and the talent we all know he can possess is shown.
(Jake Smith enters the ring and begins pacing before being given a microphone and waiting for his music to fade out to speak.)
Jake Smith: In a different world, I would come out here and announce that I, Jake Smith, was the next named competitor of this year’ Extreme Elimination Chamber match for the World Heavyweight Championship. In a different universe, I could break the news that I would be challenging for the Pure Championship and add a third title run with that belt to my legacy. In an even slightly better world, I would be able to come out here and not have to see the pathetic and worthless faces of this crowd here in East Rutherford, New Jersey.
(Crowd begins booing even harder as Jake shakes his head.)
Flannery McCoy: Wait, doesn’t Jake live in New Jersey?
Jake Mercer: Atlantic City, Flan. He would never be caught dead living in East Rutherford. Yucky yuck yuck!
Jake Smith: But instead I have to address the literal stain to the industry of professional wrestling. I have to address the forgotten nobody that crawled from under a rock of nothingness just to waste my precious, precious, precious and valuable time. I have to walk out here and elevate the ratings to this show just to have them immediately drop and plummet to the depths of hell the second I mention the name…Vic Vendetta.
(The crowd pops incredibly as Jake snarls at their reaction.)
Jake Smith: This is the type of disrespect that has made my stomach turn over and over and over since his return to EAW. You people grovel and kiss the ass of a coward who fled and left you behind but show nothing but disdain to a guy like me who has done nothing but elevate this entire sport since the day I arrived. You prop up Vic Vendetta because he was a two time Interwire Champion in an era that happened 6 fucking years ago? A guy who choked away a meaningless National Elite championship reign? Between him, Alex Anderson, and Eddie Mack you saw the title’s prestige drop tremendously and the viewership on this very show decline immediately. You lick the boots of a dusty dreadlock having degenerate who lucked his way into an EAW Championship run 4 years ago? In 2016? Arguably the worst runs ever? Over me? You people give him the warm reception that I have deserved and I will demand after I crush this has been hack at Road to Redemption. You all are so fucking stupid to expect a scab of a scrub can waltz back into this company and take me and play me for a fool. At his peak Vic Vendetta couldn’t lace my boots or sniff my jock strap and at Road to Redemption, after I humiliate him in front of each and every single one of you stuck in the past EAW overhyping losers…I’ll probably just make him sniff my jock strap and lace my boots because he isn’t going to use me to leap frog from obscurity right back to the top like he did the trash competition he thrived against.
(The crowd heckles Jake more and more as his confidence slowly returns.)
Jake Smith: If I had the luxury and privilege of going against such “stiff” competition like Aren Mstislav’s overrated ass, I too would have a watered down reign as EAW Champion under my belt. A title he dropped to him on just a regular episode of Saturday Night Showdown down the line. It was as momentous as a bowel movement and that’s exactly what sums up what Vic Vendetta’s entire career means to me. An overrated, overhyped, over the hill elitist who’s career ended up just being about as memorable as a pile of sh-
(“Glock on my Lap” by 21 Savage beings to pump out of the public announcement speakers as the crowd pops loudly. Out walks Vic Vendetta as Jake gets more mad than he was before.)
Stew-O: You talk enough trash and somebody is going to respond. That somebody is the returned and rejuvenated Vic Vendetta and Vic is walking down the ramp wearing a rather nice suit as a smile is emerging on his face.
Jake Mercer: Maybe he’s smiling because he understands the fair and balance points Jake Smith has made and is coming down to the ring and shake his hand. I’m sure a guy as smart as Vic Vendetta agrees with a guy way more intelligent with him and they can bury this beef right now before we end up 15 years down the line having to set up a Verzus battle between them to end this potential blood feud!
(Vic stands ring side as he reveals a microphone from his back pocket. Vendetta nods to the fans as they cheer him on and he begins to speak.
Vic Vendetta: I appreciate the love from everybody tonight here in Dirty Jersey. From the people in the back to the fans out here, Vic Vendetta is not going to let you folks down. I also wanna give thanks for management on setting the table for my official return to the big stage here in Elite Answers Wrestling and I wanna give them extra love for that return being at a huge marquee event such as Road to Redemption. I sit back and reflect on my already established career and appreciate my time in and time away from this sport and judging by the reception I’ve been receiving from these fans, you all disagree with Jake Smith and welcome Vic Vendetta back loud and clear You all are happy I’m back yet if I sense anger inside the ring right now. I’m not a psychologist but I can read body language pretty well and judging by how angry this little emotionally fragile female stuck in a man’s body has been behaving, I must say, Jake Smith you have been acting…well, like a bitch.
Jake Smith: :russwtf: Who are you calling a bitch?
(Vic rolls in the ring, rises to his feet, towers over Jake Smith, and gets in his face.)
Vic Vendetta: I’m calling you a little bitch, Jake. You let other men call you Cake Smith and you got the nerve to get upset for me saying you are a little bitch? Nah, you don’t have the right to get upset with my return. You don’t get the right to be angry at how I came back. You don’t have the authority to even speak on my past run in this company and you don’t know a damn thing about the era of professional wrestling I thrived in a few years ago. It’s real easy for newer elitist like you and the rest of the arrogance riddle runts that came to EAW around and after the time you did. Yet, I look around and still see guys who were wrestling in what should have been their prime years back in my era still dominating in the era you claim as your own. Jamie O’Hara still runs circles around most of you, Mr. DEDEDE and Impact just won War Games and might win the entire Grand Prix, and meanwhile you have the audacity to disrespect my era and especially me?
Jake Smith: You aren’t half the elitist those guys are.
Vic Vendetta: And you aren’t half the elitist as Drake King is. Difference is, Drake, Jamie, Ryan, Impact, and Vic Vendetta all have a World Championship reign to our names while you are just one more Pure title run by Dray Fontana away from being on par with an even newer runt like him. You’re most known for having two chicks no man would sleep with fawning over you and having the hottest milf every man would love to have sex within Lindsey Kingsley flirt with you and intimate your weak minded ass in front of everyone before she got with Lethal Consequences and helped make him National Elite Champion. Kingsley scared the manhood out of you yet you think you’re man enough to compete with me? You can’t even handle women yet you think you can handle me? That’s why I call you a bitch, Jake Smith. You criticize my run as EAW Champion yet you haven’t even sniffed a title run like that and have never been seriously looked at as even a World Champ contender at any point in your entire career.
Jake Smith: You don’t like me criticizing your career yet you come out here and do the exact same thing? What sense does that make? Also, seems like you are a big fan of me! Jake Smith = Ratings and clearly you have been watching!
Vic Vendetta: Actually, I’m not. I’ll go a step further, I literally didn’t start hearing or knowing about you until about 2 weeks ago or so. You are as relevant as bell bottoms and floppy disks. You just have this smugness and this mannerism that makes me think that you think anybody and everybody should automatically know who you are.
Jake Smith: Yet you know about all the women that have thrown themselves at me hoping to be ever so lucky to stand next to The Godsend of EAW. You claim I’m not relevant yet you are familiar with my magnificent reigns as Pure Champion. You claim you don’t know about me but clearly you speaking on my history speaks volumes to my status as The Industry Ruler.
Vic Vendetta: :mjlol2: Boy stop. Industry Ruler, Measuring Ruler, Ja Rule, Slick Rick the Ruler, none of that matters. I did maybe an half an hour research on you and found nothing impressive about you other than your ability to overinflate your own ego. But don’t worry, I’ll pop that hot air ballon ego at Road to Redemption and give you the humbling you’ve been needing for a very long time!
Jake Smith: That’s funny because I think…
Stew-O JAKE JUST ATTACKED VIC WITH THAT MICROPHONE! JAKE SMACKS IT OVER HIS RTR OPPONENT’S HEAD AND STAGGERS HIM BACKWARDS! JAKE DROPS THE MIC AND CHARGES THE DAZED VIC AS-
Flannery McCoy: WAIT! NO! VIC DUCKS THE SUPERKICK ATTEMPT BY JAKE! VIC DUCKS IT AND WRAPS HIMSELF IN A REVERSE AS HE SCOOPS JAKE SMITH QUICKLY!
Stew-O: H-O-V!!!! HOUSE OF VENDETTA! THE OMEGA DRIVER CONNECTS BY VIC VENDETTA!!! VINTAGE VIC VENDETTA MOVE AS HE LAYS OUT JAKE SMITH! JAKE IS OUT COLD AS VIC RISES TO HIS FEET TO THE SHOWER OF APPLAUSE FROM THE FANS!
(“Glock in my Lap” plays again as Vic stands over the downed Jake Smith and adjusts his expensive suit.)
Flannery McCoy: Jake went for the cheap shot but once again we see another glimpse of the Vic Vendetta that once stood on top of Elite Answer Wrestling years ago!
Jake Mercer: CMON NAME TWIN! NOT THIS WAY! NOT LIKE THIS! DAMN IT!
Stew-O: While Jake Mercer gets his man bun in a bunch, Jake Smith is on his bun after getting twisted up by that man named Vic Vendetta!
Jake Mercer: I hate it here! It’ll be okay. Jake will win at RTR and all order will be restored! It’s not over!
(Scene ends with Vic walking over Jake Smith’s body and rolling out the ring as his music continues to play on with Smith on his side holding his body in pain.)
(A guide on “How To Talk To Dolls” featuring Shane Gates is shown)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!
Virtual Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
(“Lounge Act” by Nirvana hits to boos from the crowd as Limmy Monaghan appears at the top of the stage.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Glasgow, Scotland weighing in at 201 pounds he is “The SEBAS Slicer” LIMMMMMMY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAGHANNNNNN!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Leave SEBAS alone! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!
Jake Mercer: Calm down Flan. Limmy isn’t even facing SEBAS tonight. So he is safe somewhere on a beach in DR surrounded by fine ass Dominican bitches.
(Limmy Monaghan looks behind him longingly but nobody else comes out with him. Limmy is forced to make his way to the ring completely and utterly alone.)
Stew-O: It looks like the beast himself is not accompanying Limmy to the ring tonight. As you all saw the big intimidating Mason Massacre was taken out after his match earlier by the PURE Champion, Dray Fontana. It would have certainly been an advantage to have someone like Mason Massacre in his corner. That is for sure.
(“Black Honey” by Thrice echoes throughout the arena.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent being accompanied by Komatsu Ogawa he is from Soka, Saitama, Japan weighing in at 187 pounds “The Silent Killer” MIIIIIIIITTTTTSUUUUUUBACHHHHIIIIIII!!!!!
(MITSUBACHI appears on stage carrying a massive cage of murder hornets and forcing Komatsu Ogawa to carry another containing bullet ants he collected in Latin America just for this very match.)
Jake Mercer: *leaves desk*
Flannery McCoy: Damn we lost Jake. I guess that means I have more room to spread out. Really relax out here. Kick off my shoes, maybe take my shirt off for a bit.
Jake Mercer: *returns to desk*
Stew-O: Well the strange insects aside it looks like MITSUBACHI is being accompanied by his tag team partner Komatsu Ogawa who still has to be hurting from his match earlier. But I feel that MITSUBACHI has brought in more than enough backup to counter the presence of Mason Massacre had he actually been out here. But he was taken out backstage so now honestly MITSUBACHI may even be overly prepared!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: We are underway now as MITSUBACHI and Limmy Monaghan begin trading punches in the ring. Limmy grabs Bachi by the hair and tosses him across the ring but Bachi is stopped from rolling out by Komatsu Ogawa who shoves him back into the ring. I guess we didn’t have to wait long for the interference. Limmy is enraged as he grabs Bachi and throws him across the ring in the opposite direction. But this time Bachi lands on his feet! Impressive agility turning like that in midair by MITSUBACHI who catches Limmy with a Superkick to the face. This match has been back and forth so far which is fitting for these two who had an impressive back and forth all week.
Stew-O: MITSUBACHI quickly picks Limmy Monaghan back up shoving him hard back into one of the corners and lighting his chest up with chops. Limmy’s chest turning red now before Bachi grabs Limmy by the neck and tosses him all the way across the ring!
Komatsu Ogawa: Yes my brother! Make him your plaything! Avenge me!
Jake Mercer: MITSUBACHI stalks Limmy Monaghan across the ring reaching down to pull him up. But Limmy with a Roundhouse Kick knocking Bachi’s hand away! Limmy back up with a vicious kick to the gut of Bachi follower up by an Axe Handle to the back of his opponent! Limmy now the one tossing Bachi across the ring! But Bachi holds on to Limmy’s toss and both men go flying across the ring crashing down to the mat. Both men looking irritated after that ugly and somewhat primitive maneuver there. Bachi suddenly up as he takes off Limmy’s head with a Running Bicycle Kick!!!! MITSUBACHI with the cover! Komatsu Ogawa thinks it is over!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! THRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: And Limmy Monaghan kicks out at the last moment. I think he may have even been unconscious briefly for a second there! Limmy showing some tenacity here tonight as MITSUBACHI shrugs to Komatsu Ogawa in his corner that this match is not going to be over in just a snap of the fingers. Limmy back up quickly as Bachi takes him down with a quick Dropkick sending him all the way across the ring hitting his head on the bottom rope. Limmy’s neck being shook from the impact into that rope. Bachi now climbing all the way up to the top rope looking to go high risk here tonight! But Limmy hits the ropes knocking Bachi down on his nuts on the top turnbuckle. Bachi flips over the turnbuckle hanging upside down in the corner. Now is Limmy’s chance! Limmy charges in with repeated Shoulder Thrusts into the corner weakening the trapped MITSUBACHI! But Bachi grabs onto the ropes as the referee forces the break allowing him to escape as Limmy briefly backs off.
Flannery McCoy: MITSUBACHI falls off the top rope to the ground. Limmy Monaghan charges in looking to take advantage. But Bachi outta nowhere with a Small Package!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! THRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Limmy Monaghan kicks out! MITSUBACHI immediately kicks him hard in the head with force and now a flurry of knee strikes to the back of his head as Komatsu Ogawa is getting even more excited outside the ring from this brutality. Bachi climbs onto the back of Limmy as he locks in a Camel Clutch! No! It looks like Limmy got his foot on the ropes! But Komatsu knocked it off! The referee didn’t notice! Bachi drives his elbow down hard on the top of Limmy’s skull as he breaks the hold. Bachi places his boot down over the face of Limmy who is clearly at a disadvantage being out here alone tonight. I doubt that will be the last time we see Ogawa getting involved in this thing!
Flannery McCoy: Limmy Monaghan pulls himself up in the corner as MITSUBACHI charges in. But Limmy gets a boot up kicking him hard in the face. Limmy jumps up to the middle ropes and flies off with a Springboard Moonsault onto his opponent into a cover! Limmy has it won!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THRR-
Stew-O: But Komatsu Ogawa is up on the apron and distracting the referee!!! Limmy Monaghan has had enough of this shit! He knocks Ogawa to the outside with a Superkick! Wait! MITSUBACHI with the rollup from behind!
Referee: ONEEEE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!
Jake Mercer: How the hell? Limmy Monaghan kicks out! What tenacity being shown here tonight! MITSUBACHI picks up Limmy by the neck and tosses him across the ring with a modified Chokeslam. Limmy is in serious pain here and his chances of winning the match are in serious jeopardy! He may be done done! Bachi grabs Limmy and drops him with a Pop Up Powerbomb! That is the same move we saw from Adam Lucas earlier! Could it be enough to put Limmy away for good?
Referee: ONEEEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THRRRR-
(“It Follows” by Cane Hill blasts across the speakers!!!)
Stew-O: What the… what the hell is he doing out here?!?!?
Flannery McCoy: Could it be? IT IS! XANDER PAYNE IS RUSHING THE RING!!!
(Xander Payne is shown sprinting down to the ring at an incredible speed. He storms ringside grabbing Komatsu Ogawa and SLAMMING him face first into the ring post!!!)
MITSUBACHI: Get the hell away from him you son of a bitch! I’m getting the hornets!!!
Jake Mercer: But Xander Payne with his incredible speed is already escaping through the virtual crowd! MITSUBACHI turns around… and Limmy Monaghan is waiting!!! THE CROWNING CONNECTS!!! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOO!!!! THRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner LIMMMMMMYYYY MONAGHANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
(“Lounge Act” by Nirvana hits as the entire crowd is transported back into time into the 90s.)
Jake Mercer: What the hell? This match was ruined by Xander! The Japanese have been screwed tonight!
Flannery McCoy: Well it looks to me like Limmy overcame the odds. His corner man was missing but it looks like Xander was willing to be a more than suitable replacement!!!
Jake Mercer: Both Komatsu Ogawa and MITSUBACHI were defeated tonight. This is truly the saddest day in all of Japanese history.
Stew-O: What about the time when we bo-
Flannery McCoy: Shhh no no. Let him wallow in his sadness. You know how he gets.
Stew-O: That is true. But Xander is messing with a truly skilled tag team here tonight and he better know what he is doing. Or there may be hell to pay!!!!
(The camera cuts to a commercial featuring ElitistEra’s Twitter takes in which he has vowed never to watch Dynasty again for ruining all his favorite wrestlers from NEO. Reports of cyberbullying by EAW’s own Drake King have been confirmed.)
(Dynasty returns from commercial as we see Stephie Love standing in the center of the ring, holding an EAW-branded microphone.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…
Virtual Crowd: ONE FALL!
Stephie Love: ONE FALL!!
(“Pure Water” by Skepta hits the speakers, as the lights dim slightly, with the rest of the lights going red. Dray Fontana walks through the speakers to a mass amount of boos from the virtual audience.)
Stew-O: And here comes the PURE Champion, Dray Fontana, who earlier tonight could have just paralyzed Mason Massacre, the tag team partner of one of his Road To Redemption opponents, Limmy Monaghan. So to say he’s walking into this match with confidence is an understatement.
Flannery McCoy: Those actions were disgusting, but I should say that it only shows how dangerous Dray can be in the wrestling ring. He’s nothing to be messed with, that’s for sure.
Jake Mercer: Neither is his opponent, damn.
Flannery McCoy: Well…
Stephie Love: Introducing first, hailing from Kingston Upon Thames, England. Weighing in at 200 pounds… THE PRINCE… DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY FOOOOOONTANAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(Dray climbs onto the apron, before stepping into the ring. He stares down the hardcam and poses with his title, before his theme cuts out, only to be replaced by ‘War’ by Grandson. Jake Smith walks out onto the stage with his arms raised by his sides. He too gets a large boo from the virtual crowd.)
Jake Mercer: As I was saying, here comes Jake Smith! Undoubtedly a future world champion, who came so close to taking Jamie’s title multiple times.
Flannery McCoy: I can’t deny Jake’s raw talent, but there’s a lot of aspects where Dray is simply better. Ground game, strikes. If Jake makes one mistake, it’ll cost him.
Jake Mercer: He doesn’t fucking make mistakes, though, does he?
Stew-O: Regardless of whether he makes mistakes or not, he still is one of the best there is, and he’ll try to show that tonight.
Stephie Love: Introducing his opponent. Residing from Atlantic City, New Jersey. Weighing in at 210 pounds… ‘THE GODSEND’ JAAAAAAAAAKE SMIIIIIIIIITH!!!
(Jake Smith climbs onto the apron, before staring down the hardcam with one finger in the air. He then enters the ring, and walks to his corner, as his theme fades out.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And we are underway, as the current and former PURE champions square off together in the center of the ring! They approach, before locking up. Jake Smith is the first to take control as he locks in a wristlock, but Dray doesn’t allow Jake to stay in control for long, as he counters the hold by spinning out, then into a headlock! He wrenches the head, before Jake Smith pushes him towards the ropes. Dray bounces off, but fastens the headlock, and both men drop to the floor! Dray remains in control, as Jake waves his arms towards the head of his opponent! He hits multiple palm strikes, without much force behind them, until he takes a grip of his hair! Jake tugs at it, hoping it’ll get him to release the hold, and it does! Dray’s attention turns to his head, as Jake slithers his way out of the grounded headlock.
Flannery McCoy: Jake doesn’t seem to be done either. After using that cheap tactic to escape, he locks in a grounded headlock of his own – but Dray had him scouted – kick to Jake’s back! Jake lets go a lot quicker than Dray did, which is probably telling him not to engage in ground work with Dray, at least for now. Jake scatters towards the ropes, and Dray begins to climb to his feet. Jake leans against the ropes, and Dray tries to take advantage, sprinting over and attempting a clothesline- but Jake ducks and pulls the top rope down! Dray tumbles to the outside!
Jake Mercer: Fantastic play by The Trendsetter, with a mind like no other! Shocked he became a wrestler to be honest, he could’ve graduated Harvard and become the next Steve Jobs if he truly wanted to. Smith then eyes Dray, and it seems he has something planned! Jake begins to run the ropes, bouncing off one side, then the other, and back again… OUT ONTO THE APRON! OH MY GOD! HE DROPS DOWN! SLAP TO DRAY’S FACE! :damn: WHAT A DIVE!
Flannery McCoy: A disrespectful move from Jake Smith, especially since he showboats it, raising his arms and turning his back to Dray. A smug grin plastered on his face along with it. I’m sure he believes what he did was great.
Jake Mercer: It was.
Flannery McCoy: I won’t even entertain that idea, if I’m being honest with you. Jake Smith turns back to face Dray and- OH! A HUGE FOREARM SMASH FROM DRAY FONTANA, DRIVING HIS ARM INTO JAKE’S JAW! DRAY KNOCKS JAKE BACKWARDS ONTO THE APRON, BEFORE HE ROLLS HIM INTO THE RING! SOMETIMES THERE’S NO BETTER TACTIC THAN JUST STRIKING SOMEONE IN THE FACE!
Stew-O: Jake Smith gets to his feet in the ring, but he doesn’t notice Dray entering behind him. As he recovers, holding his jaw, Dray spins him around and hits a lariat, but Jake ducks! Thinking quickly on his feet, he goes to superkick Dray, but Dray gets his hands up to block! Wait no, Jake pulled it back… superkick to the knee! Dray drops to both knees, before Jake follows up with that second superkic- No! Dray gets his arms up, and transitions into a kneebar! Jake could be forced to tap here early on perhaps! Dray Fontana is able to get it fully locked in, as he wraps his legs around the thigh- Nevermind! Jake uses his left leg to kick Dray right in the nose, using the sole of his boot to strike Dray’s head and make his grip loose! He hits a second, then a third, which releases the hold, and Jake is free without any damage!
Flannery McCoy: Jake slips away from the ground control once again, this time leaving Dray down as well! He could capitalize right here, after he uses the ropes to stand back up! He approaches Dray and looks to hit those three stomps! ‘crush’- NO! DRAY COUNTERS AGAIN WITH THAT KNEEBAR ATTEMPT! JAKE ACTS SMARTER THIS TIME THOUGH, AND FALLS FORWARD INTO THE ROPES WHERE HE’S ABLE TO CATCH HIMSELF, CAUSING A ROPE BREAK IN THE PROCESS! Dray lets go and leaps into the air, stomping his foot into the back of Jake’s knee- But he dodges, AND COUNTERS WITH A BICYCLE KICK! DRAY FALLS STRAIGHT TO THE FLOOR, AND JAKE TAKES THE FIRST COVER OF THE MATCH!
Jake Mercer: Dray Fontana kicks out of the pinfall as it reaches two! I could’ve sworn Jake had him out there, but Dray somehow managed to kick out of that devastating kick to the skull! Jake Smith begins to climb the ropes, to stand up, as Dray rolls to the center. Jake quickly pulls him back up, before laying into him with a couple of forearms, pushing him back to the corner. Jake chops his chest, before irish whipping him to the other side! Dray inverts the pressure, doing a 180 which sends Jake crashing into the corner instead! Dray runs forward, but Jake gets the elbow up, which knocks him back. Jake leaps to the middle rope- OH! DRAY FONTANA WITH ‘UXU’! THE SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE TO JAKE, SENDS HIM BACKWARDS ONTO THE APRON! HE’S BARELY HANGING ON WITH HIS LEGS, BUT THIS ISN’T A SAFE PLACE FOR HIM TO BE! DRAY CLIMBS THE TURNBUCKLES WITH JAKE IN HIS SIGHTS!
Stew-O: DRAY FONTANA STANDS UP STRAIGHT ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, AS JAKE IS STUCK BELOW HIM… DRAY LEAPS… TREE OF WOE DOUBLE FOOT STOM- JAKE WAS PLAYING POSSUM! HE MANAGES TO ROLL TO THE OUTSIDE, AS DRAY LANDS ON THE APRON! SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF DRAY’S LEG, FORCING HIM TO BUMP HARD ON THE APRON! JAKE THEN PUSHES HIM BACK INSIDE THE RING, AS HE ROLLS IN BEHIND HIM! HE ONCE AGAIN CLIMBS TO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLES AS DRAY IS ONLY JUST RECOVERING… HE LEAPS OFF… ‘SEE YOU NEVER’!!!!! THE MIDDLE ROPE FLIP PILEDRIVER SPIKES DRAY FONTANA ON HIS HEAD, IT COULD BE OVER RIGHT HERE! JAKE ROLLS INTO A COVER!
Jake Mercer: DRAY FONTANA GETS THE SHOULDER UP! HE KICKED OUT OF THE FLIP PILEDRIVER THAT HAS PUT SO MANY AWAY IN THE PAST, MOST NOTABLY THAT ONE TIME IN BANGLADESH A FEW YEARS BACK!
Stew-O: I uh… I don’t think that ever happened.
Jake Mercer: Course it fucking did, I was there.
Flannery McCoy: Jake Smith sits up, and grabs Dray by his jaw! He then starts to lay in strikes, just trying to wear him down! Dray Fontana begins to strike back, however, returning the jabs as these two engage in a good ol’ fashioned slugfest! Forearm from Fontana! Forearm from Smith! Fontana! Smith! Fontana! Smith! Smith! Smith! Smit- FONTANA! HE CATCHES A SLAP, AND WRENCHES JAKE’S FINGERS IN THE WRONG DIRECTION! SOON HIS FINGERNAILS WILL BE TOUCHING HIS KNUCKLES! DRAY IS ABOUT TO BREAK JAKE’S FINGERS! OH GOD! FINGER SNAP! JAKE SMITH IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!
Stew-O: DRAY TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK… BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE! ‘THE PARAMOUNT’!!! JAKE SMITH IS OUT OF IT! HE’S OUT OF IT! DRAW FONTANA CRAWLS INTO THE COVER, AND HOOKS THE LEG!
Stew-O: BUT JAKE SMITH POWERS OUT! HE MANAGED TO FIND A WAY TO REMAIN IN THIS MATCH, AND KEEP FIGHTING!
Flannery McCoy: Dray Fontana grabs Jake Smith’s hair, before hitting him with some more forearm strikes to the head! He lays into him heavily, now switching to his exposed elbow to hit him straight in the head! He then delivers the final strike, which knocks Jake Smith down entirely. He doesn’t stop there though. Dray Fontana drags Jake Smith over to the corner, before placing him against the bottom turnbuckle, and laying in a few stomps to keep him there. He then turns around, runs the ropes, before delivering-
Jake Mercer: JAKE SMITH BOUNCES OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A HUGE LARIAT, TAKING DRAY FONTANA INSIDE OUT! JAKE SMITH APPEARS TO BE MORE FIRED UP THAN EVER, AS HE RAISES DRAY TO HIS FEET, BEFORE IRISH WHIPPING HIM! HE SUPERKICKS HIM AS HE REBOUNDS, WHICH TAKES HIM DOWN, BUT NOT FOR LONG! DRAY SCURRIES BACK TO HIS FEET, ONLY TO BE HIT WITH ANOTHER BICYCLE KICK WHICH PUSHES HIM INTO THE ROPES! JAKE THEN THROWS HIM TO THE APRON, BEFORE PULLING HIS UPPER HALF BACK IN… ‘GODSEND’!! ROLLING CUTTER, WHILST DRAY IS HUNG FROM THE ROP-
Stew-O: NO! DRAY SLIPS OUT OF IT AND LANDS ON HIS FEET, BEFORE CRACKING JAKE SMITH WITH A HUGE HEADBUTT! HE JUST TOOK HIS HEAD OFF! JAKE FALLS TO HIS KNEES IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, AS DRAY FONTANA STEPS BACK… ‘THE PARAMOUN-
Jake Mercer: JAKE SPITS IN DRAY’S FACE!
Jake Smith: (off-mic) Suck my dick, Dray!
Jake Mercer: DRAY FONTANA BEGINS TO GET MORE AND MORE MAD IN THE CORNER, BEFORE HE QUICKLY GRABS ONTO JAKE’S HAIR AND-
Stew-O: JAKE LIFTS DRAY FONTANA INTO THE AIR, OH MY GOD! ‘FALL FROM GRACE’!!!! KNEECAP BRAINBUSTER TAKES DRAY FONTANA OUT COMPLETELY! JAKE SMITH ROLLS INTO THE COVER HERE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… ‘THE GODSEND’… JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE SMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH!!!
(‘War’ by Grandson hits the speakers as Jake Smith rises to his feet, wearing a smug grin on his face. The referee raises his arm before he goes to celebrate.)
Jake Mercer: I knew he could do it! One of the greatest talents to ever step foot in the ring prevails once again. I didn’t doubt one second of it.
Stew-O: A fantastic showing here tonight for Jake Smith, picking up a victory against the PURE Champion, solidifying himself as beyond that title itself!
Jake Mercer: He solidifies himself as just that every single week, win or lose. Don’t make a fucking mistake about it.
(As Jake celebrates on the top rope, Dynasty cuts to commercial break.)
(A commercial for MITSUBACHI and Komatsu Ogawa is shown for running classes. Ever wanted to know how to run from New Jersey all the way to China in an hour? Well you can find out their Japanese traditional secrets with ease!)
(‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill plays throughout the arena as Xander Payne makes his way to the ring with a scowl. He walks down the ramp walking past all the socially distanced fans who hope to be acknowledged.. He doesn’t. He is a man with a purpose as he makes his way into the ring)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring…
Xander Payne: Nope, Nope, Nope.. Shut up, stop talking; I can’t bare to hear your voice right now, just stop.
(Xander Payne took a microphone out of his back pocket just in case the pesky ring announcer tried doing her job. He has rectified the situation by cutting her job short, and interrupting)
Xander Payne: No one talk, no one say anything this is me time, this is Xander Payne time; and I am going to say exactly what it is I want to say..
(Xander walks up the steps, and signals for Stephie to open the ropes for him)
Xander Payne: Come along I don’t have all day, kind of have a match about to start..
(Stephie rolls her eyes and obliges as Xander struggles his way into the ring)
Xander Payne: You roll your eyes?
(Stephie shakes her head)
Xander Payne: A liar in our midst? Well that is not a very good look on EAW hiring liars.. But you know what Stephie? Which is a ridiculous name for a grown Woman to go by.. I will let it go because I have things that I need to say.. So go on, get out, it’s Xander time..
(Stephie seems upset, but shrugs her shoulders and makes her way back to her chair at ringside)
Xander Payne: That’s right, sit on down, and watch the show. Xander Payne “The Paynekiller: Is going to do just that; heal all the pain that you the people at home have had to suffer through. All the lies, all the bullshit, finally you get a voice of reason. People will say anything to get noticed I guess; but not me, I just keep it real. I’ve given all the people that have been announced for the Extreme Elimination Chamber enough time to flap their gums and make complete jackasses out of themselves out of the generosity of my heart, and now this time is allocated for myself to tear into my opponents. As we all know, the people consisting of Dynasty’s Extreme Elimination Chamber are nothing but mongrels. Fools that think that there is even a sliver of belief there is to be had that they’ll win this match. No one, and I mean no one stacks up to me in this match. I have been given the keys to the car, but for some reason or another the damn car just won’t stop. So I am getting the jumper cables and I’m starting this damn thing up. Misfortune after misfortune, and is it my fault? No, obviously not. But through all the adversity, through all the shit, I have come out the better man; and who could say that? Much lesser men have quit the company after all the adversity that I”ve been through. I am taking it all in stride, and letting my talent speak for itself! Now I’ve hit minor roadblocks on the way, but that isn’t a true indication of who I am; it’s not a true indication of my talent. All the transgressions of my past, it’s time to rectify every single one; and it’s for that reason I am going to rid the demons of my past, and get over that hump and FINALLY win the World Championship. I mean look who we have in this thing? MITSUBACHI? His biggest win was a fluke! Nothing more. And if you want any proof of that just look at his entire career, and that will show you the full picture. He is someone that is not capable of performing at the level necessary of being the World Champion. I mean a roll up? That’s what we’re going to be looking at as formidable wins now? Nah, I don’t think so.. And who else? Lethal Consequences? I thought he was dead! I damn sure know that his career is. An old man just trying to recapture that glory that he barely had in the first place.. And as for the Champion of Dynasty, Visual Prophet.. It took a drugged out fever dream for him to win the damn thing, and what’s he going to do? Drug us all? The man resurrected a career that didn’t even need resurrecting in the first place.. So what did he really prove? He can make everyone around him better? Cool, so I’ll be taking that title at Road to…
Xander Payne: sigh. Redemption..
(‘Tougher Colder Killer’ by El-P plays up to boos as Lethal Consequences comes out, walking with a purpose down the ramp, and gets right into the ring and into the face of Xander Payne he eyes him for a moment before shaking his head as ‘Tougher Colder Killer’ fades out)
Lethal Consequences: YAWN!
(Xander takes a step back)
Xander Payne: What? Is it past your bedtime old man? Are you tired?
Lethal Consequences: Nah, but that little drawn out speech of yours was sure putting me to sleep. I don’t think anyone is trying to hear that shit, and honestly, no one was believing it anyway; you’re not very convincing. See I know what you’re doing out here..
Xander Payne: Yeah.. I said it in the beginning.. It was my turn to talk.
Lethal Consequences: Nah that ain’t it. You’re out here killing time because you know that the more time you waste, the longer it will take for me to come out here and kick your ass. But it would appear to me that that plan has backfired, because I’m here, I’m listening to you flap your gums, and it’s making me just want to kick your ass even worse now. So congratulations you just dug yourself a grave you can’t get out of.
Xander Payne: Look here ol–
Lethal Consequences: *AHEM* *AHEM* No, see I wasn’t done yet. You don’t interrupt the two time Hall of Famer, you fat fuck. I want to tell you something; some important news that I think you should know.. See, between you and I? And literally everyone else on planet Earth; you’re really not that interesting. You’re a lackluster talent that has wasted the TV time of many around EAW. Instead of hearing Xander Payne loudly breath into a mic for 10 minutes, we could actually have someone worth a damn doing something productive with that time. Someone like LC :dave:
Xander Payne: Listen to m-
Lethal Consequences: The time for listening is over! You’ve taken enough time up that should be used for me kicking your ass around the ring!
Xander Payne: Listen you circus clown, you’re a joke, you know that? A fucking joke :DaVe: :dAvE: :DaVe: What the fuck even is that? You’re a loser, you’re not a hasbeen, you’re an overrated never was that someone seems to like for whatever reason so you continue to get undeserved shit. You’re not a comedian, you’re a bad comedian, and EAW has become the biggest joke of them all because of it. You’re an old ass man out here still acting like he’s in his 20’s, why are you still here? WHy do you continue to steal spots of younger talent that actually deserve the spot? That actually try harder than you on a weekly basis, only to have that spot stolen by an irrelevant fuck that this company is forcing down everyones throats. The LC experiment is a failure. You are a failure. Sure you won the National Elite Championship, so I’m told, but does anyone actually remember it? When was the last time you actually earned anything around here? When was the last time you didn’t anything anyone actually remembered? You’re as memorable as brushing your teeth, you’re as memorable as what you ate for breakfast, you’re as memorable as any mundane task that we complete throughout the day. Do you understand that you fucking loser? You’re a nobody. Surviving off an era that literally no one even remembers. You have yet to impress anyone, and yet you find yourself in another match where you will be outperformed. Maybe this will be your wake up call LC. Maybe this match will finally be the tipping point, and EAW can finally rid themselves of the unsightly growth that keeps popping up, LC. Just consider me EAW’s surgeon, because I’m cutting the growth off myself..
Lethal Consequences: Hmm, well at least I didn’t lose to MITSUBACHI last week..
(Xander, out of pure anger for the person across from him, takes a swing at LC, but LC ducks. Before LC and retaliate and they can get into it more, the referee for the match steps in and separates the two; and signals for the bell to start the match)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: There’s the bell and the match starts off with a thunderous knife-edge chop from Lethal Consequences that sends Xander back. Now LC looks to continue the attack as he throws Payne off the ropes and ducks his head down for a back body drop but that was his mistake as Xander delivers a stiff kick to the face of LC! And now Xander looks to take advantage by bouncing off the ropes- only to be caught with a rolling wheel kick from LC! Which sends Xander Payne down to the mat where he’s clutching at his face. Meanwhile, LC hooks the leg of Xander. Looking to end this one early here as the referee gets into position.
Referee: ONNNNNEEEEEEEEE! TWWOOOO-
Flannery McCoy: Kick out by Xander Payne who quickly looks to create some seperation from LC as he heads to the corner but Lethal Consequences is short in tow as he hammers Xander Payne with punches in the corner. Now LC looks to Irish whip Xander to the corner across but Xander manages to counter and LC goes into the corner instead. Where Xander runs into Consequences with a stiff back elbow that has LC reeling! Xander looks to take advantage of this as he brings LC to the center of the ring and seemingly looks to be hooking him up for a Suplex of sorts but LC is showing resistance when Xander tries to get up. Lethal Consequences now begins delivering some sick strikes to the midsection of Xander Payne. Who’s grip has loosened on the Suplex and Consequences looks to escape but Xander is still able to hoist Consequences up and drop him down with a nice twisting brainbuster! And Xander transitions into a cover of his own.
Referee: ONE! TW-
Jake Mercer: LC manages a kickout but Xander wastes no time in transitioning the pin into a crossface! And Xander is really wrenching on it, really pulling the head of Lethal Consequences back. Who is waving his arms around and looking for some sort of rope break. Thankfully for LC, he’s not too far off from the ropes but he may fade or pass out before he can even get there as Xander pulls back on the hold even more! And it looks like Lethal Consequences is fading a bit- BUT WAIT! LC able to get his hand on the rope, but Xander doesn’t look to have any intention of letting go of the hold as the referee has to intervene.
Referee: Cmon, Xander! Break the hold! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI-
Stew-O: Xander finally releases the hold but the damage might already be done as he drags Lethal Consequences over to the center of the ring. And Xander bounces off the ropes to land a running senton that looks like it almost crushes LC. If he didn’t know what an earthquake felt like before, he certainly does now. But Xander doesn’t seem to be satisfied with that as he bounces off the ropes for another senton- BUT THIS TIME LC GETS THE KNEES UP! And Xander holds his back in clear pain as both men make it back to their feet. LC is the first to draw as he connects with an enziguri that hits the back of Xander’s head! And that enziguri has caused Xander to stagger all the way over to the middle rope where he is now draped. It seems like Lethal Consequences has a devious look in his eye as he bounces off the ropes for the 619- BUT XANDER HAS IT SCOUTED AND QUICKLY MOVES OUTSIDE THE RING! Lethal Consequences is not happy by this and he follows Xander to the outside who manages to ram LC back first into the ring apron. Hardest part of the ring and that can’t feel good for LC! But I imagine he’s about to experience some more pain as Xander whips him into the steel steps! WAIT! Lethal Consequences is able to stop himself at the last minute before hitting those steps and Xander rushes at Lethal Consequences but ends up regretting it as LC catches him with a drop toe hold that sends Xander face first into the steel steps! LC wastes no time to roll Xander into the ring and he begins ascending the top turnbuckle. He’s stalking his prey, Xander has no idea what’s in store for him when he turns around.
Flannery McCoy: FLYING DROPKICK FROM LETHAL CONSEQUENCES THAT CONNECTS FLUSH! LC may have the match well in hand now as he kicks Xander in the gut and looks to hit…DEAD EXECUTIVE…NO! XANDER PUSHES LC OFF OF HIM AND XANDER CONNECTS WITH A STUNNER OF HIS OWN! THAT STUNS LC LONG ENOUGH FOR XANDER TO HOOK HIM UP AND PLANT HIM DOWN WITH THE X-PLEX!! But before Xander could even go for the cover, LC managed to roll over to the ring apron, smart move by Lethal Consequences as that could’ve ended it right there and Xander Payne is pissed as he pulls LC up from inside the ring- BUT GETS DRIVEN DOWN THROAT FIRST ON THE TOP ROPE! LC rushes back into the ring and this time connects with DEAD EXECUTIVE!! THE STUNNER BRINGS XANDER DOWN!!! AND LC HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE PINFALL!
Referee: ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!! TWWWOOOOOOOOOO!! THRREE-
Jake Mercer: Xander just barely managed to kick out there! And it looks like LC is gonna finish Xander off once and for all as he’s signaling for the LCR. And if Xander gets hit with this, he ain’t kicking out.
Stew-O: BUT LOOK!
Flannery McCoy: MITSUBACHI AND KOMATSU OGAWA HAVE JUST JUMPED IN THE RING AND THEY ARE ATTACKING XANDER PAYNE AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! THE REFEREE IS GONNA HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO CALL FOR THE BELL!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: BUT I DONT THINK ANY OF THESE COMPETITORS CARE AS LC AND XANDER PAYNE ARE NOW BRAWLING WITH MITSUBACHI AND OGAWA!! ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE!
(The fight between Xander and Mitsubachi has spilled to the outside where the two are trading strikes with each other while LC and Ogawa are doing the same inside the ring.)
Flannery McCoy: Somebody needs to come out here and stop this as these four are showing no signs of ending the fight anytime soon! But this match is turning out to be exactly as advertised and that’s an Extreme Elimination Chamber preview because just like this, the EEC will be just as chaotic, maybe even more chaotic!
(The scene ends with both parties still trading strikes with each other, back and forth as we fade to black.)
(A commercial for Harper Lee Gamer Girl Bathwater is shown (not authentic))
(‘We Major’ by Kanye West and Nas hits as the crowd boos heavily. Mr. DEDEDE and Impact step out onto the stage. The two Hall of Famers look at one another then down to the ring. They then make their way down the entrance ramp.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is a tag team match set for ONE FALL!! And it is a Grand Prix Semi Finals Match!!! Introducing first, they are the Team of Mr. DEDEDE and Impact.. LIQUID SWORDZ!!!!
Stew-O: Here they are! The Liquid Swordz! These two put on a great match against the Mint Lads in the quarterfinals, but now they are set to face a team that can be favored just as much as this dynamic duo.
Jake Mercer: Most definitely. When you are up against two reigning world champions, a victory isn’t going to come easy.
Flannery McCoy: That’s one of the most logical things you’ve said :wow:
Jake Mercer: I have my moments.
(‘Collard Greens’ by Schoolboy Q ft. Kendrick Lamar hits, as The Visual Prophet and Serena Bennett step out onto the stage with their championships wrapped around their waists. The virtual crowd erupts into cheers as the two world champions make their way down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And their opponents.. The Team of The Visual Prophet and Serena Bennett!!! SHEA BUTTER BABIES!!!
Stew-O: These two have been fantastic all Grand Prix and have a shot at the finals. All they have to do is take down The Liquid Swordz tonight!
Flannery McCoy: This is a matchup featuring the best on Dynasty. We have three members of the Winning team in War Games along with the World Heavyweight Champion who’s held that title tight since Pain for Pride! This match should be a good one! I have no idea who’s going to come out on top!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: This match starts off with Serena Bennett and Impact who make their way to the center of the ring. Impact goes for a tie up, but Serena Bennett quickly avoids contacts by ducking underneath the arms! Impact turns around as he is hit by a spinning heel kick to the abdomen!! Bennett faces Impact and now delivers numerous high step kicks that land up onto the chest and abdomen of Impact!! The Seattle native is clutching at his chest in pain as the current Universal Women’s Champion quickly turns around and runs to the ropes! She bounces back.. SOMMERSAULT CLOTHESLINE BY SERENA BENNETT!
Flannery McCoy: Not so fast Stew! Impact managed to get out of the way at the last second by side stepping!! As a result, Serena crashes down onto the ring back first!! Bennett clutches at her back as she slowly works her way up to her feet. FOREARM TO THE HEAD BY IMPACT!! Another one!! And that second shot sends Serena back against the ring ropes!! Impact makes his way over to her and holds her against the ring ropes.. KNIFE EDGED CHOP BY IMPACT AS HE SMACKS HIS HAND UP AGAINST THE CHEST OF BENNETT! She instantly clutches at her chest as she has to feeling a stinging sensation after that brutal chop!! Impact continues to hold her back against the ring ropes, then connects with another knife edged chop!! He then transitions into a standing side headlock as he has his arms wrapped around the Universal Womens Champion’s head!! Impact runs towards the center of the ring with Serena Bennett still trapped in the headlock!!! RUNNING BULLDOG!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!! Serena Bennett managed to shove Impact off as he landed flat on his butt!! Impact is in a seated position in the center of the ring, but it’s Bennett who runs to the ropes in front of him! She rebounds back towards him… AND CATCHES HIM IN THE FACE WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK AS HE FALLS BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS FROM THAT SEATED POSITION!! Bennett gets back up to her feet and begins to make her way over to a neutral corner. She scales up to the top rope as Impact is slowly working his way up to his hands and knees. The Universal Womens Champion is staring down at Impact and watching his every move.. He’s up to his feet.. AND SERENA BENNETT LEAPS OFF OF THE TOP ROPE FOR A DIVING CROSSBODY!!! IT CONNECTS!!!
Flannery McCoy: Serena quickly gets back up to her feet as she makes her way over to The Visual Prophet and makes the tag!
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet is now in this match, but that doesn’t mean that Serena Bennett has left the ring. No, instead Viz grabs Serena Bennett, lifts her up, and walks over to Impact who is down on the canvas of the ring!! DOUBLE OR NOTHING!! 420 DOUBLE LEG DROP BY THE SHEA BUTTER BABIES!! Bennett quickly rolls herself out of the ring as The Visual Prophet drops down for the pin!!
Stew-O: And there’s the kickout by Impact! The Visual Prophet gets back up to his feet and walks around the head of Impact before reaching down to grab him. The Visual Prophet then lifts Impact up in the air as he presses him above his head! Tremendous strength on display by Big Viz! The World Heavyweight Champion now walks over to a neutral corner, then releases and drops Impact face first onto the top turnbuckle!! Impact is stunned as Viz runs to the far ropes! He bounces back… RUNNING SHOULDER BLOCK BY THE VISUAL PROPHET SENDS IMPACT FLYING ACROSS THE RING!! Impact hits the canvas hard then rolls out to ringside!! That looked like he just got hit by a truck!
Jake Mercer: Impact is clutching at his shoulder at ringside now, as the Visual Prophet is exiting the ring. Impact with his back turned away from his opponent, gets grabbed and irish whipped right into the barricade that surrounds us at ringside! Big Viz charges in at Impact who is leaned up against the barricade.. AND DRILLS HIS KNEE RIGHT INTO THE STERNUM WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE!! Viz has Impact’s body pierced against the barricade with his knee. He pulls his leg back, then grabs Impact by the head and takes him down with a snapmare takedown that sends Impact into a seated position!
Referee: One.. Two.. Three.. Four.. Five..
Flannery McCoy: Big Viz now walks around to the other side of Impact. He charges in.. BIG BOOT TO THE FACE BY THE VISUAL PROPHET AS HE SENDS IMPACT BACK FIRST AGAINST THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! The Visual Prophet begins hyping himself up as he claps loudly and gets the attention of this virtual crowd!! He reaches down, grabs Impact, and slides him back into the ring before going for the pin!!
Stew-O: Another kickout by Impact! The Visual Prophet quickly gets back up to his feet. He reaches down and grabs Impact before Irish Whipping him towards the far ropes! Impact hits the ropes and bounces back as Viz sets up for a back body drop!!! NO!! Impact kicks Viz in the chest and pops him up!! Impact turns around and runs to the ropes again!! He bounces back.. BUT IT’S THE VISUAL PROPHET WHO TAKES HIM DOWN ONCE AGAIN WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!
Flannery McCoy: Impact hits the canvas hard but pops back up to his feet!! ANOTHER MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!! Impact is once again quick to his feet, but Viz manages to grab him by the arm and whips him towards the ropes! Impact hits the ropes then bounces back.. SPINEBUSTER BY VIZ!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!! IMPACT BLASTED VIZ IN THE STERNUM WITH A HEADBUTT!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET WASN’T ABLE TO GET A GOOD GRIP ON IMPACT AND GETS SENT DOWN TO THE CANVAS AFTER THAT INSANE HEADBUTT BY IMPACT!!
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet is down and grabbing at his chest in pain.. Meanwhile.. MEANWHILE, IT’S IMPACT WHO HITS THE FLIGHT SIGHTS!! LIONSAULT BY IMPACT!! Impact drops down for the pin!
Stew-O: Kickout at one and a half by Viz! Impact gets back up to his feet and makes his way over to Mr. DEDEDE to make the tag!!
Flannery McCoy: Mr. DEDEDE is now in this match as he makes his way over to The Visual Prophet and stomps down onto his stomach!! Again!! And again!! Mr. DEDEDE now reaches down and grabs Viz, but it seems like Viz isn’t allowing it as he shoves Mr. DEDEDE back! Viz gets back up to his feet, but Mr. DEDEDE is there to strike him with a forearm shot! Another by Mr. DEDEDE!! Viz takes a few steps back after those shots, but is immediately met by a right hook by Mr. DEDEDE!! Another!! And another!!
Stew-O: These are boxing power punches that are getting thrown by DEDEDE, but none of them seem to send The Visual Prophet down!! I think Mr. DEDEDE realizes this as he switches it up and lands a strong kick to the midsection of Viz that bends him over!! DEDEDE then follows up with.. A REVERSE ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!! The Visual Prophet falls back towards the side ropes and leans up against them.. Mr. DEDEDE quickly grabs his wrist and whips Viz to the ropes! Viz bounces back.. AND TAKES MR. DEDEDE DOWN WITH A RUNNING SHOULDER BLOCK!!!
Jake Mercer: Viz is grabbing at the ring ropes and catching his breath now that the Shae Butter Babies are back in control of this match..
Flannery McCoy: Wait a second Jake!! Mr. DEDEDE has risen up to his feet! Viz has no idea, as he turns around.. AND MR. DEDEDE CHARGES IN AND KNOCKS VIZ DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A JUMPING SHOULDER BLOCK!!! Viz hits the canvas hard then pops back up to his feet! Meanwhile, Mr. DEDEDE is running towards the ropes! He bounces back.. AND TAKES VIZ DOWN AGAIN!! THIS TIME WITH A JUMPING FOREARM SMASH!! Mr. DEDEDE is extremely hyped up right now as he is yelling out to The Visual Prophet to get up!! Viz slowly gets up to his feet..
Stew-O: DEMOLITION!!! DIAMOND CUTTER BY MR. DEDEDE CONNECTS AND HE GOES DOWN FOR THE PIN!!!
Stew-O: KICKOUT BY THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
Flannery McCoy: Mr. DEDEDE quickly smacks the mat as he thought he had it won right there. He gets up to his feet and grabs Viz as he brings him up to his feet as well. Mr. DEDEDE holds Viz’s head in place with his left hand.. THEN DELIVERS A POWERFUL RIGHT HOOK WITH HIS RIGHT!! AGAIN!!! AND AGAIN!!! Mr. DEDEDE with multiple strikes down onto Viz’s head!! Mr. DEDEDE takes a step back.. THEN GOES FOR A SPINNING BACK FIST ACROSS THE FACE OF THE VISUAL PROPHET!!
Stew-O: NO!!! Viz ducks underneath the arm, wraps his own arms around the body of Mr. DEDEDE, THEN SENDS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A SUPLEX!!! The Visual Prophet quickly rolls his way over to his corner and tags in Serena Bennett!!
Jake Mercer: Here comes Bennett!! She climbs her way up onto the top rope as Mr. DEDEDE slowly makes his way up to his feet.. DIVING HURRICARANA BY SERENA BENNETT!! IT CONNECTS AS DEDEDE FALLS TO HIS FACE ON THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! Serena works herself back up to her feet as Mr. DEDEDE is behind her doing the same while holding his face in pain!! He turns around.. TIP TOE!!! PELE KICK BY SERENA BENNETT CONNECTS!!! That shot ends Mr. DEDEDE down to his knee!! Bennett runs to the ropes!! She bounces back.. MOONLIGHT!! RUNNING NECKBREAKER BY BENNETT CONNECTS!!!
Stew-O: That shot snaps DEDEDE’s head up against the ring! He slowly works his way back up onto his knee as Serena runs the ropes again! She bounces back.. ANOTHER MOONLIGHT!!! Again, DEDEDE gets back up to his knee, BUT SERENA IS THERE TO CONNECT WITH A 3RD RUNNING NECKBREAKER!!!
Flannery McCoy: Mr. DEDEDE is in tremendous pain right now! He’s clutching at the back of his head as he slowly gets himself up onto his knee!! Serena Bennett runs to the ropes for a fourth time!! She bounces back!!! MOONLI-
Stew-O: SPEAR!!! SPEAR BY MR. DEDEDE CONNECTS!!! Serena Bennett rolls off to the side as Mr. DEDEDE lays right beside her on the canvas of the ring!! He’s staring up at the ceiling! He knows that a victory here is a ticket to the Grand Prix Finals!! The Liquid Swordz are right there!! Mr. DEDEDE turns his attention towards Serena Bennett.. He slowly reaches his arm out.. AND DROPS IT DOWN ONTO BENNETT’S BODY FOR THE PIN!!!
Jake Mercer: IT’S OVER!!!
Stew-O: NO LOOK!! SERENA BENNETT GOT HER FOOT ON THE ROPES!! SHE MANAGED TO GET HER FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! THIS MATCH CONTINUES!!!
Flannery McCoy: AND MR. DEDEDE ISN’T TAKING A LIKING TO THAT AS HE GRABS SERENA BENNETT BY THE HEAD AND CONTINUOUSLY BASHES IT BACK AGAINST THE RING!!
Stew-O: LOOK!!! IT’S THE VISUAL PROPHET!! Viz just shoved Mr. DEDEDE back!! He’s stepping up to DEDEDE and telling him to step up!! The tension is rising here in the semi finals of the Grand Prix, as Mr. DEDEDE and The Visual Prophet stand face to face! They are staring each other in the eyes..
Jake Mercer: FIST OF FURY BY IMPACT WHO JUST RAN INTO THE RING ONTO THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! Viz side steps as he grabs a hold of Impact’s head and tosses him out of the ring!! Mr. DEDEDE now charges at Viz.. BUT HE TOO GETS THROWN OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! Viz reaches down and helps Serena Bennett up to her feet. She clutches at her abdomen in pain after that spear by Mr. DEDEDE. She looks over at Viz, then back down to The Liquid Swordz who are slowly making their way to their feet at ringside.. Viz grabs Bennett by the wrist.. AND HE WHIPS HER HARD ACROSS THE RING AND TOWARDS THE FAR ROPES!! Serena Bennett bounces back towards Viz.. AND HE LAUNCHES HER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND INTO THE LIQUID SWORDZ!!! THEY JUST ADDED MORE INTENSITY TO HER SUICIDE DIVE AS IMPACT AND MR. DEDEDE ARE DOWN AT RINGSIDE!!! THIS IS THE SEMI FINALS OF THE GRAND PRIX!!!
Flannery McCoy: Serena Bennett gets back up to her feet and reaches down to grab Mr. DEDEDE. She then leans him up against the ring apron!! SHOOT KICK BY BENNETT!! ANOTHER ONE!!! AND SHE FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A JUMPING BACK KICK!! WITH THE SHITS CONNECTS!!! Mr. DEDEDE nearly drops to the floor after that intense kicking combination by the Universal Women’s Champion, however, she grabs him and rolls him into the ring!! Bennett now goes for the pin!!
Stew-O: KICKOUT BY MR. DEDEDE!!! Serena quickly rises back up to her feet and makes her way over to Viz for the tag!
Stew-O: Viz is back in this match now as he runs into the ring and makes his way over to Mr. DEDEDE. He lifts him up into a powerbomb position!! THEN SLAMS MR. DEDEDE DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A SITOUT POWER BOMB!! Viz pops up to his feet and brings Mr. DEDEDE up with him! He lifts the GAWD up onto his shoulders in a fireman’s carry position! AND HE’S SPINNING!!! AIR BAE!!! AIR BAE!!! 10 Total rotations for the Visual Prophet before he sets Mr. DEDEDE down!! DEDEDE is barely able to stand as he’s dizzy and lost all balance!! The Visual Prophet kisses Mr. DEDEDE on the forehead, then pats his elbow as he stares out to the virtual crowd!! He’s going to send the Shea Butter Babies to the Grand Prix Finals to take on The Blicky Boyz!!! KISS TO THE HEAD!!!! BULLHAMMER ELBOW STRIKE BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!! FROM RINGSIDE, IMPACT GRABS AT VIZ’S ANKLE AS IT CAUSES VIZ TO MISS COMPLETELY!! The referee didn’t see it!!! Viz turns around and faces towards Impact..
Flannery McCoy: BUT SERENA BENNETT CHARGES INTO THE RING AND CONNECTS WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK ONTO IMPACT!! Impact is sent straight to the ground as Serena pelts him with numerous strikes!!
Stew-O: Meanwhile, in the ring.. The Visual Prophet goes for it!!! KISS TO HEAD!!! BULLHAMMER ELBOW STRIKE BY VIZ!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!! MR. DEDEDE ducks underneath the arm!! Viz turns around.. SPEAR!!! SPEAR BY MR. DEDEDE!!! DEDEDE COVERS!!!
Stew-O: SERENA BENNETT TRIES TO SLIDE INTO THE RING!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IMPACT HOLDS HER BACK!!!
Stew-O: KICKOUT BY THE VISUAL PROPHET AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT!!! THIS MATCH CONTINUES!!! The Shea Butter Babies are showing a tremendous amount of fight right now! They want to be in that final at Road to Redemption and haven’t given up just yet!! This is what we wanted here in the Semi Finals!! A match where every person is giving it their all to win!! Neither side is slowing down or lacking heart tonight!
Flannery McCoy: And at ringside, BENNETT TAKES IMPACT DOWN WITH THE CAPTAIN HOOK UPPERCUT!! Bennett looks down at Impact.. But wait!?!?! Who’s that!?! It’s.. IT’S MS. EXTREME ON THE ENTRANCE RAMP!!! Serena Bennett’s opponent at Road to Redemption is here!!! Serena takes a few steps towards Ms. Extreme as the two begin to stare the other down from a distance.. The tension is rising between these two!!
Jake Mercer: Look in the ring!! It’s Mr. DEDEDE!! He’s gotten himself back up to his feet and is crouched down in the corner!! He’s waiting for Viz to get up!! Big Viz is using the ring ropes to assist himself up to his feet.. Viz makes it up to his feet and steps towards the center of the ring.. SPEAR!!! ANOTHER SPEAR BY MR. DEDEDE!!!! Mr. DEDEDE drops down for the pin!!
Stew-O: That spear caught Serena Bennett’s attention, as she turns around and heads towards the ring to break up the pin!! She slides into th-
Flannery McCoy: NO!! IMPACT GRABS BENNETT BEFORE SHE COULD SLIDE INTO THE RING!!! EVISCERATION!!!!!! DOUBLE KNEE FACE BUSTER ONTO SERENA BENNETT CONNECTS!!! Meanwhile, the referee starts his count inside the ring!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘We Major’ by Kanye West and Nas hits, as Impact slides into the ring. Mr. DEDEDE rises up to his feet as both Liquid Swordz members give each other a hug before getting their hands raised up into the air by the referee.)
Stephie Love: Here are your winners and advancing to the Grand Prix Finals.. The Team of Mr. DEDEDE and Impact… LIQUID SWORDZ!!!!!!
Stew-O: Incredible victory by the Liquid Swordz in this Grand Prix Semi Final!!
Flannery McCoy: I think it’s safe to say that they had a little assistance from Ms. Extreme.
Jake Mercer: I don’t think she played a role in this Liquid Swordz victory.
Stew-O: Well whether you think she does or doesn’t, nothing changes the fact that she’s now in the head of Serena Bennett as they are weeks away from their title match. This was definitely A statement made by Ms. Extreme tonight. A statement that Serena Bennett heard loud and clear tonight as Extreme took away a huge opportunity for Serena Bennett to potentially be a double champion along with Viz.
Flannery McCoy: So it’s set! Blicky Boyz vs Liquid Swordz is our Grand Prix Final!! Both of these teams have gone through so much to make it this far. Whether it’s Chris Elite needing to put on the herroics for the Blicky Boyz, or how we saw just now with Impact saving his team enough time to distract The Visual Prophet.. These two teams find ways to win and I’m sure we will be in for a treat during this Grand Prix Final at Road to Redemption!!
Stew-O: That is for sure! Anyways, that’s all for tonight. Stay tuned as we get closer and close to Road to Redemption!!
(The screen shows Mr. DEDEDE and Impact celebrating in the center of the ring. The camera then pans over to Serena Bennett who is down on the ringside floor, clutching at her head, in pain.. The camera then pans over to Ms. Extreme who is watching Bennett from a distance on the ramp.)
(Meanwhile though through the virtual crowd the spotlight begins to shine down on two figures. ‘We Major’ completely cuts out and transitions to ‘Blixky Gang Freestyle’ by 22Gz to the cheers from the virtual crowd as Malcolm Jones and Chris Elite are seen as both of them smirk as they look towards the two members of the Liquid Swordz in the ring. The Blicky Boyz begin to taunt Mr. DEDEDE and Impact as before The Liquid Swordz begin to taunt them back as a back and forth begins from a distance as that’s the last shot seen as finally, Dynasty comes to a close)
(EAW Logo Buzzes)