John Helms
(EAW intro plays.)
(As per, the camera opens to a recap being shown of last week’s episode of Friday Night Dynasty: The Extreme Elimination Chamber roundtable for the World Heavyweight Championship is held by Dr. Angelo D’Angelo, where everyone gets a chance to state their claims and make themselves known to open the show with tension building between the competition. The show then goes to the first match of the night where the debuting Mariyah Prince goes up against the debuting Kristen Myers, where Mariyah comes out with the victory in the end. It then goes to Ximena Velasquez absolutely laying waste to Black Shamrock, making sure that he never steps foot in EAW again. Johnny Andrews then speaks his mind in the ring afterward, saying that he’s going to find himself on the Road To Redemption card and it doesn’t matter how he does it. Sierra then has a match going up against Serenity Valdez, where Sierra comes out with the victory in the end. StarrStan then comes out to address the issue between Andrea Valentine and Dr. Bethany Blue. He invites both of them out and while he tries to reason with them, both of them get into a huge argument which is split up before they can spark a brawl. Harlow Reichert then goes against Domino Stone, where after a gruesome injury by Domino which she tries to persevere through, Harlow finishes her off and gets the victory. Andre Walker then comes out and talks about his disappointment when it comes to facing Solomon Stane, especially considering everything he’s done for EAW. It prompts Solomon to come out and state his case, holding his ground and being a firm believer in what he preaches before getting the last word. Solomon Stane and Ryan Wilson are then in a match with one another, where after a bit of outside interference by Andre, Ryan comes out with the win. Andre tried to showboat, but Solomon attacks him afterward forcing Andre to retreat away. Dr. Bethany Blue then goes up against Lisa Wren, where Lisa ends up falling short in the end. Kensi goes to check on her, but Lisa shoves her away and storms off. Both of them then argue backstage, before Serenity Valdez comes in and instigates the situation, challenging Lisa to put her Extreme Elimination Chamber spot on the line, which Lisa accepts. Xavier Williams and Harlow Reichert then cut a promo responding to Jake Smith and Chris Elite’s comments from Voltage the previous week, promising that they’re not going to get the satisfaction of beating them and they’re going to meet a result that they know all too well, and that’s tasting bitter defeat. Xander Payne and SOSA Henderson then go up against Terry Chambers and Xavier Williams, where Terry manages to get the pin on SOSA to the disappointment of Xander to cap the recap off.)
(Following the Friday Night Dynasty intro video, the scene opens up in the arena with fireworks going off around the stage and the sound of the roaring crowd is just barely muted by the sound of the explosions going off. But the volume of the crowd eventually wins out as cameras circle around the venue, capturing their excited faces and signs before cutting down to ringside at the commentary table where viewers are greeted by Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer!)
Stew-O: Welcome everyone to another exciting edition of Friday Night Dynasty! I’m Stew-O, and alongside me are Flannery McCoy and Jake Mercer-
Jake Mercer: The best commentator going today! It’s no competition! I’m carrying this brand single-handedly and I want my Hall of Fame credit for that!
Flannery McCoy: :mjpls: Anyway! We’ve got an amazing show lined up, with plenty of action to look forward to: Lisa Wren puts her spot in the Extreme Elimination Chamber for the Universal Women’s Championship on the line against Serenity Valdez; I hear we’ve got the Haircare Kings coming over to Dynasty, as well as Holly Arrow from Sunday Night Voltage; and an Extreme Elimination Chamber preview match between Terry Chambers and World Heavyweight Champion The Visual Prophet in the main event! And that’s not even everything we’ve got in store!
Jake Mercer: Damn girl, take a breath.
Flannery McCoy: I’m hyping the show!
Stew-O: And everyone watching on is going to understand why it’s deserving of such a reaction, as it surely won’t disappoint! There’s so much to anticipate and be excited for as we get closer to EAW’s tri-branded FPV, Road to Redemption, and it’s only just a few weeks away!
Jake Mercer: Just a few more weeks until I get to call Viz retaining the World Heavyweight Championship :drakelike:!!!!
Flannery McCoy: There’s definitely going to be some people who are willing to argue that, Jake, but that should come as no surprise, as everyone in the Extreme Elimination Chamber Match for the World Heavyweight Championship are highly opinionated themselves! As a matter of fact, here comes one of them now!
(Just at the tailend of Flannery speaking, ‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill had begun to play and the crowd lights up into resounding boos for the former World Heavyweight Champion and as Xander makes his way out onto the stage, it’s obvious that he has nothing but disdain for this Boston audience. But while his demeanor gives the impression that he doesn’t want a damn thing to do with them, he starts down the ramp shaking his head as he focuses on going to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the ring at this time…. XAAAAANNNNNDDDDDEEEEERRRRR PAAAAAYYYYYYNNNNNEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: As we know from last week’s, uh… interesting roundtable discussion among the Extreme Elimination Chamber’s participants for the World Heavyweight Title, Xander Payne isn’t at all happy to be getting his shot in this manner.
Flannery McCoy: And perhaps, understandably so. His chances of winning and becoming a two-time World Champion decrease considerably in dealing with that many opponents; it’s no surprise at all to hear that Xander would rather be getting his one-on-one shot.
Jake Mercer: He can forget about wanting that preferential treatment; if Big Viz has to have his first defense be in the Chamber then Xander’s going to have to shut up and put up with getting his shot the same way!
(Xander enters the ring and demands a microphone as he crosses the canvas until he’s on the side closest to the commentary and timekeeper’s area, where he’s handed a microphone that he snatches away from ringside attendants. As ‘It Follows’ begins to fade out on his way back to the middle of the ring, Xander looks around with a glare, an expression of hate visible on his face.)
Xander Payne: Ever since last week, I’ve had the time to process and consider what all of my so-called “opponents” or “adversaries” for the Extreme Elimination Chamber had to say… and the more that I sit back and ponder on the trivial threats, the exaggerated claims to something they won’t have, the superficial boasting to make themselves sound good in the face of the Heavyweight God, the more I come to realize that it’s all just like whatever hopes they have of winning at Road to Redemption: pointless. Now with the hindsight I have about the situation, it just all only proved to me that I was right to say that I don’t care about any of them. Between SOSA, Terry, Jack, and Xavier, I’ve seen such a group of non-essential frauds in my life. Terry and Xavier in the match because StarrStan decided to reward them for not being able to finish a match against each other? It’s pathetic! Jack Ripley didn’t have much to say for himself and it’s not like he should anyway since all he’s done is be irrelevant; the last time Jack was doing anything of note, he was picking up all the scraps of potential teammates that Viz wanted nothing to with for Territorial Invasion. And SOSA? StarrStan proved how unnecessary he was in the grand scheme of things when he didn’t even bother to reward him for his efforts after Territorial Invasion; SOSA was completely forgotten about and that’s the way things should’ve stayed!
Xander Payne: Because now? Now I’m made to deal with utter crap like being told that after carrying this brand on my back from April to October – making this THE brand that everyone’s paid attention to for so long – that I won’t be getting my deserved one-on-one rematch. Frankly, it’s decisions like this that absolutely tick me the hell off, because no one gives a damn about the four men that I just spent giving more attention to that they also didn’t deserve, when everyone knows that it should be me versus The Visual Prophet in a match where I reclaim what’s mine. The four of them? As far as I’m concerned, StarrStan just threw them in the way to be obstacles on my path to dethroning Jeffery hoping that deep down they’ll prove to slow or diminish my efforts to mangle the fraud with my Championship. They’re obstacles that I have to go through and leap over just to get my hands on him, disposable pieces in all of this that won’t mean shit once they’re eliminated from the match, but I fully intend on putting The Visual Prophet through absolute hell for having the goddamn balls to act like he’s doing anything for this brand except tarnishing its reputation that I built up. That’s why in the Extreme Elimination Chamber, I’ll be exacting some much needed revenge over my good ol’ pal, Jeffery, and there’s not going to be a single person that’s going to stand in the way of that. All Viz has done is be a disservice to not only this brand but EAW as a whole – making promises that he already hasn’t lived up to, not living up to the expectations by facing off against apathetic opponents and leaving everyone entirely unmoved through every performance – and it’s all done nothing for the benefit for the World Heavyweight Championship ever since he ran away with it at House of Glass.
(Xander shakes his head both in disappointment and frustration, an amused laugh almost escaping from him that’s picked up by the microphone as he looks down. The former World Heavyweight Champion gives an audible scoff before he’s raising his head back up to continue addressing the audience.)
Xander Payne: But does anyone say anything? Does anyone call that out? No, because each and every one of you in those seats in this arena mindlessly eat it up. You don’t care that he fizzled out and had one of the most inept endings to a World Championship the first time he got his hands on my World Heavyweight Title or that he didn’t return any sooner to try to salvage the mess that he made – it just proves to me just how much of a fraud he is. Jeffery is nothing but a poser undeserving of the hype that surrounds him now, and that’s why if he’s not going to bother to even try to do any of the stuff he said he apparently did during his first World Title reign, then I’ll happily rip it away from him so that it can be bestowed upon its rightful owner. And that man is going to be-
(‘Faneto’ by Chief Keef picks up and the crowd roars with cheers for SOSA Henderson as he makes his way out, a microphone already in hand!)
Jake Mercer: I was hoping for Viz to come out and shut him up, but SOSA will do :notbad:
Stew-O: Well, someone was certainly going to have come out here and put an end to this ranting; I don’t know how much more this crowd was willing to take!
Flannery McCoy: Not much by the sound of things. Xander should already expect to not be able to come out here and run down some of the names that he did without facing some backlash from the EAW Universe. And SOSA is absolutely one of those people that people aren’t going to stand for being disrespected like this; besides, SOSA and Xander have plenty of history from this season alone for Xander to know better than to go running his mouth like this. SOSA’s surely going to make him regret trying to open up the show like this!
(SOSA enters the ring after coming down the ramp and he stands across from Xander, looking Payne up and down before bringing the microphone up to his lips. OSA waits a moment, the crowd quieting down and Xander waiting expectantly for Henderson to say something.)
SOSA Henderson: Man, shut the fuck up.
(Xander turns away, shaking his head as the audience comes back to life with cheers for SOSA. SOSA laughing into his microphone before calling on Xander to face him as he starts up again.)
SOSA Henderson: Everyone’s so damn tired of you talking and talking and talking, all mad and upset because Viz did what everyone knew what he was gonna do and that was beat your ass at House of Glass! You can’t be mad at anyone but yourself for failing to get the job done and it’s gonna be the same story come Road to Redemption – except it won’t be The Visual Prophet who crushes your dreams of reigning, it’s gonna be me. See, much like everyone else these days, I really don’t believe a damn when it comes to what you have to say, and I got tired of just standing by and letting you say whatever the hell you want completely unchecked. I mean, this is what you got reduced to? Taking up as much airtime as you do space and leaving everyone just as disgusted listening to you as they are when it comes to seeing you?! StarrStan really gotta do better with who he allows to come down to this ring and get on the mic! Because what you have to understand is that we all got tired of seeing you as World Champion – you come out here talking about what Viz has done or what he hasn’t done, when all you ever did was just look down on everyone that you faced and it was the same thing every time. You didn’t take anyone seriously, and when that same bullshit attitude of yours finally caught up with you, what happened? Because now here you stand, and it just don’t sound the same when you don’t have the World Heavyweight Championship to prop you up.
(Xander stands in the same spot, unmoving as he glares at SOSA who’s about as impressed with Xander as Xander is with him.)
SOSA Henderson: But do you think anyone around here or in this Extreme Elimination Chamber Match is gonna stand to be made to endure the same shit from you? We know what to expect and we’re not gonna put up with it, we’re not gonna go through that a second time. I heard what everyone had to say last week and nobody said anything that made me think twice, no one said anything that made me think that I’m the one that’s gonna have to step it up – y’all are gonna be the ones having to meet me on MY level. Everyone knows that I deserved this shot and that I shouldn’t have had to go “proving” myself or whatever the hell anyone tried to make all that out to be after Territorial Invasion; StarrStan neglecting to give me anything post-Territorial Invasion was fucked up, and everyone knew it, but now that that’s been rectified I’m gonna make sure that I get what I’ve been saying I should’ve already had.
Xander Payne: I already defeated you once, SOSA, and it’s no problem for me to stand in your way again. You want everyone to “meet you on your level”? I showed you already that I’m leagues above you, that you weren’t ready to step up to MY level of competition and now you want to try to convince everyone that you’re ready this time but I really can’t wait to remind you that you weren’t then and you aren’t now.
SOSA Henderson: You’re really gonna act like I didn’t give you your best match during your reign? That I wasn’t the one who actually pushed you to do more? Like I said, with or without the World Heavyweight Championship, it’s always gonna be the same shit from you but you have to realize that we’re moving past that. You can either get with the rest of the program or you can delude yourself into thinking you’re gonna get anywhere near that second World Title reign with all of us – more importantly, me – in the Chamber. The way you talk, the way you act, I can tell you’re not ready to deal with that reality and have to face the truth that the world’s moved on from whatever the era of Xander Payne finally getting his World Championship reign was supposed to bring. It wasn’t much, but hey, for you, the guy who had chance after chance after chance after chance, it had to happen at some point – but your time’s been up since House of Glass and now you’re about to get sent to the back of the line. I know things didn’t pan out for me the last time you and me faced off, but you clearly still think shit hasn’t changed and I know I’ve come a long way since then; I’ve got no problem proving that by beating you as the first step to me finally becoming the World Heavyweight Champion.
(Xander’s harsh glare finally breaks as he laughs into his microphone, and SOSA shakes his head knowing that he can expect to be on the receiving end of a whole lot more shit-talking from the former World Heavyweight Champion.)
Xander Payne: That’s funny, SOSA, really. You think you’ve come a long way? Yeah, you sure did. You went all the way from losing to me, being the forgotten one in Dynasty’s team for the Stadium Stampede Match, not being able to finish a match against Andrea Valentine who I defeated with ease – but yeah, you sure did show up and show out over the last few months! Give me a fucking break, SOSA, you haven’t done a damn thing to prove what strides you’ve made on your own since I dropped your ass back at Operation: Doomsday; every last one of you that I defeated were nothing but steppingstones that were hoping you’d all be able to recapture that feeling of being a World Champion. It’s the same situation in the Chamber, but I ran through all the other former World Champions that the universe wanted to hype up and throw at me – it’s going to be the same outcome again.
SOSA Henderson: The only way that happens is if the Chamber comes crashing down on all of us and you’re the only one left standing. Otherwise? You’re in for one hell of a wake-up call. You aren’t gonna like it but you’re gonna have to deal with it, because I’ll be damned if I let you of all people walk away from that Extreme Elimination Chamber with a second World Title reign before I get mine, knowing damn well that I deserve it more than everyone else.
Xander Payne: Oh, you deserve it more? Tell us, oh wise one, what the hell you’ve done to warrant that over me because I don’t see a damn thing that says that. You’re hyping yourself up just to fail.
SOSA Henderson: And what the hell do you think you’re out here doing? If that’s what you think I’m doing and not putting every last one of you motherfuckers on notice like I’m not the one that all of you need to stay focused on, then I don’t know why you waddled your fat ass out here to begin with except to bore everyone to death. All you are is mad that everyone’s trying to move the hell on from you and everything you did because there’s more capable people ready to step up; you just want the attention.
Xander Payne: It’s not like any of you should be in this position anyway. You’re all lacklustre and the same could be said for how the season’s gone for all of you; I’m the only one that’s actually achieved anything!
SOSA Henderson: More big bitch tears from the big bitch himself; tell it to someone who cares, Xander, because I’m in this Chamber and I’m not backing out – not when I’m the biggest threat. You wanna talk about lacklustre? That’s your entire thing right now since you don’t have a title. You used to be annoying and fat with the Championship. But now? …Well, now you’re just fat and annoying, and that’s probably the worst possible combination-
Stew-O: XANDER JUST BLASTED SOSA OVER THE HEAD WITH THE MICROPHONE!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA’s down on the mat holding his head and Xander roughly picks him up off the canvas, backing him against the ropes as he batters him over the head with his fist now! Xander is letting SOSA have it as he swings and SOSA tries to cover up but he can barely stay on his feet! Xander now throwing a knee up into his stomach before he whips him across the ring-
Jake Mercer: AND SOSA COMES RUNNING OFF THE ROPES INTO A THESZ PRESS!! SOSA TAKES XANDER DOWN AND NOW HE’S TRYING TO CAVE HIS FACE IN WITH THOSE MOUNTED PUNCHES!!! THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET AS THEY WATCH SOSA RETALIATE AGAINST XANDER’S SURPRISE ATTACK!!!
Stew-O: SOSA is refusing to let up as he smashes his fist into Xander’s face! Xander’s legs flailing as he tries to dodge the punches but SOSA is in perfect position to make that difficult; he’s got Xander Payne right where he wants him! SOSA drops a knee down into the gut and he holds onto Xander’s head as he brings him to his feet, BUT XANDER STARTS FIGHTING HIS WAY OUT!! XANDER THROWING PUNCHES AT THE RIBS TO TRY TO BREAK FREE AND HE DOES! XANDER WITH A KICK-
Jake Mercer: NO! SOSA catches the foot and throws the leg down! SOSA JUMPS FOR STOLE YO BITCH-
Flannery McCoy: Xander shoves him away from behind- A KICK BETWEEN THE LEGS! XANDER JUST KICKED SOSA BELOW THE BELT FROM BEHIND AND SOSA CRUMPLES TO THE MAT AFTER THAT BRUTAL KICK! SOSA GOES DOWN AND THE CROWD IS LIVID WITH XANDER’S UNDERHANDED TACTICS!!!
Stew-O: And now Xander just starts stomping the hell out of SOSA Henderson now that he’s down the mat, not moving at all! SOSA makes futile attempts to try to cover up as Xander kicks and stomps on his head, landing stiff kicks to the back, but that kick by Xander just took a whole lot out of him and he’s got nowhere to go! Xander’s taking full advantage as he continues the assault, getting in one last kick to the back of the head before GETTING SOSA UP AND THROWING HIM OUT THE RING! SOSA CRASHING TO THE FLOOR AT RINGSIDE!
(SOSA is down on the ground and while he’s just barely moving, he’s still trying to recover from the low blow by Xander. He’s been caught off guard and Xander is now following him out, casually making his way through the ropes and down off the apron until he’s standing beside the down SOSA.)
Flannery McCoy: SOSA’s gotten to all fours and he’s trying to get himself up knowing that Xander’s attack is just going to continue if he doesn’t get up and fight back- AND XANDER KICKS HIM IN THE RIBS TO SEND HIM RIGHT BACK TO THE FLOOR! SOSA ROLLS OVER BUT XANDER GETS HIM UP AND LAUNCHES HIM INTO THE BARRICADE! SOSA collapses in a heap on the ground and tries to sit himself up, AND XANDER CHARGES AND CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING KNEE RIGHT TO THE HEAD! SOSA FALLS OVER WITH HIS ARMS UP AROUND HIS HEAD AND HE SEEMS JUST BARELY CONSCIOUS!
Jake Mercer: The crowd is booing the hell out of Xander right now but I fear for SOSA right now if it’s just proving to be an incentive for this attack to continue :lupe:. Xander looks around at the audience’s faces with a deep hatred, looking absolutely repulsed by their opinions of his actions here tonight, before he reaches down to grab SOSA once again!
Stew-O: Xander gets SOSA up to his feet and SOSA can barely stand; I doubt he even knows where he’s at right now! AND NOW XANDER GETS A RUNNING START WITH SOSA BEFORE LAUNCHING HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS AT RINGSIDE! SOSA DROPS DOWN BESIDE THE STEPS BUT XANDER JUST STARTS STOMPING DOWN ON HIM, KNOWING THAT HE WON’T BE ABLE TO PROPERLY DEFEND HIMSELF! XANDER’S GOING ALL OUT ON SOSA AND SOSA’S OUT! HE’S OUT!
Flannery McCoy: Xander’s shouting at SOSA that he won’t stand for being disrespected, that he expects to be acknowledged as everyone’s superior but this definitely won’t be the way he gets that. Xander’s stomped him down onto his back and now he’s literally standing on his head, using the bottom rope as leverage to press his boot harder down into SOSA’s face! SOSA’s hand limply brushes at Xander’s foot in an ineffective effort, AND NOW XANDER JUMPS WITH A STOMP ON THE FACE!
(Xander stalks away from SOSA for a moment, hands on his head as he continues to look infuriated with the words SOSA had spoken and the reaction from the crowd doesn’t do anything to help. Xander walks back past the commentary table, slapping the top of it and Jake Mercer can be heard yelping into his headset as he tries to get up to duck behind Flannery’s chair, only to get tangled up in the cords and fall to the floor! Xander makes his way back over to SOSA, panting as he snatches SOSA up off the ground and throws him ribs-first into the ring apron!)
Jake Mercer: Xander pushes SOSA’s upper body onto the apron as he ducks down to lift SOSA up onto his shoulders, SOSA hanging upside down over Xander’s back while Xander faces ahead and moves to the steps! INVERTED ALABAMA SLAM INTO THE FRONT OF THE STEPS! XANDER SENDS SOSA FLYING FACE FIRST INTO THE STEPS AND SOSA ENDS UP PLANTED ONTO THE STEEL! SOSA HASN’T BUDGED SINCE HE COLLIDED WITH THE STEPS!!
Flannery McCoy: AND NOW XANDER RIPS AWAY FROM THE STAIRS AND THROWS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! XANDER IS BACK TO STOMPING ON SOSA WHILE HE’S DOWN AND SOSA HASN’T MOVED AT ALL! I’M SURE SOSA ISN’T GETTING UP NOW!
Stew-O: FINALLY, HERE COME SOME OFFICIALS TO TRY TO CONTROL THIS THING! They hurry down the ramp and to ringside where Xander’s continued to kick and stomp on SOSA, who hasn’t fought back, who hasn’t moved, who hasn’t so much as even tried to get away at this point and Xander’s getting pulled away from the fallen Elitist that he’s just taken out!
(Xander tries to force his way past the officials to try to get back to SOSA to continue the attack, but the officials prove to be too many and Xander’s pushed back as they yell at him to leave from the scene. Xander is shouting in response to them, saying that he wants to get his hands on SOSA, but they just simply don’t allow it. Xander backpedals from the scene as he heads up the ramp, staring down at where SOSA is being helped by numerous other officials that had come to get him. A camera shot shows SOSA down on the ground, a bloody face as it runs from his nose and spills from his mouth; a gorey sight as one side of his face is already looking visibly swollen. EMTs are called over to help and continue to assess the situation and how to get SOSA from the ground and to the back, while Xander gets to the stage and looks around at the booing crowd with a smirk slowly beginning to form on his face. Officials continue to guide Xander to the back, not wanting to take any chances, and as Xander eventually disappears backstage, the scene fades out.)
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(Dynasty comes back from commercial break as Stephie Love is seen standing at the center of the ring with a smile on her face ready to announce the next match at hand tonight!)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…..
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
( “The Triumph of King Freak (A Crypt of Preservation and Superstition)” by Rob Zombie is played all over the TD Garden in Boston tonight while the roar of boos begin to pour down in response to this the stoic and menacing Solomon Stane who walks out amped up and ferociously. He continues walking down the ramp and with a fierce look on his face, warming up his limbs while he reaches the bottom of the ramp. He runs forward and slides into the ring in front of him, before he immediately gets up and raises his fist to the sky.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM LAS VEGAS, NEVADA.. WEIGHING IN 300 POUNDS.. HE IS THE SOLDIER OF SANITY… SOLOMOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN… STANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: Solomon Stane has been someone who has been dead set on making a statement, especially considering everything that he’s fighting for heading into this match. He has a huge Interwire Championship match coming up at Road To Redemption against Andre Walker, and it’s clear he finds himself in an underdog scenario in the whole grand scheme of things.
Flannery McCoy: Yet to be on the level that he seeks to be, he needs to continue to raise his stock beyond and prove himself to be one of the best with the most potential. Andre Walker doesn’t take him very seriously, but Solomon is on a mission to make sure that he changes that.
Jake Mercer: While people would say that certain wrestlers look like they’ve wrestled giants and bears in their time to harden themselves, Solomon looks like he’s eaten all of them. So if you ask me, I think he’s more than ready.
( “Flying On My Own (Dave Audé Remix)” by Céline Dion then begins to hit to a chorus of thunderous cheers in response as soon as Kristen Myers walks out and circles around the stage beginning to hype up the crowd with a smile on her face. She has her arms spread out while she seems to be very excited while she looks around at the EAW Universe. She then begins to set her sights on the ring, taking a few deep breath before she begins to make her way down the ramp and to the ring from there.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT, FROM AURORA, COLORADO.. WEIGHING IN 95 POUNDS.. AIRBORNE.. KRISTEN MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Stew-O: As for Kristen she made an emphatic return to EAW going up against Mariyah Prince on Dynasty last week. While she didn’t exactly come out on top, that seems to not have deterred her in the slightest.
Flannery McCoy: She’s looking to step up to the plate once again against some tough competition, and despite the task at hand it seems that Kristen is more confident than ever making her way to the ring tonight. Let’s see if that can translate to any sort of success tonight.
Jake Mercer: Well it’s going to take a lot more than that, Flannery. You know what she needs? Drive! Power! She needs to stay hungry! She needs to devour!
(DING DING DING!!!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this matchup is officially underway! AND IMMEDIATELY SOLOMON RUNS FORWARD LOOKING TO TAKE DOWN KRISTEN BEFORE SHE CAN EVEN COLLECT HERSELF! But before that can happen Kristen manages to leapfrog over him just barely, seeing exactly the situation that she finds herself in at the moment! Solomon caught by surprise while he collides with the corner, BEFORE TURNING AROUND AND ATTEMPTING A CLOTHESLINE TOWARDS HER HEAD! But Kristen ducks under that and jumps up to the top rope, LEAPING OFF AND CONNECTING WITH A DIVING DROPKICK TO THE CHEST OF SOLOMON!
Flannery McCoy: Kristen knows that she needs to keep the momentum in her favor, knowing the disadvantage that she’s at, she needs to use the speed to her advantage right now if she wants to get the better of Solomon. Solomon is still stunned while Kristen grabs ahold of him, going to town with knee strikes towards his abdomen in hopes of weakening him! She’s got to do whatever it takes to make sure that she keeps Solomon down!
Jake Mercer: Solomon is now forced to drop down to a knee, clutching his abdomen and trying to shake off the weariness that she’s feeling at the moment. BUT KRISTEN RUNNING TO THE ROPES AND BACK LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF SOLOMON STANE!
Stew-O: BUT IT’S SOLOMON THAT CONNECTS WITH A BRUTAL HEADBUTT TO THE SKULL OF KRISTEN USING THE MOMENTUM THAT SHE GARNERED! SOLOMON OUT OF NOWHERE DROPPING KRISTEN DOWN TO THE GROUND! Kristen is slowly trying to roll out of the ring and onto the apron, looking to be smart and keep her distance away from Solomon while she takes the time to recover. But Solomon at the moment has absolutely no hesitation, making his way forward and grabbing her by her head before beginning to bring her up on the edge of the apron!
Flannery McCoy: But before he can do that it’s Kristen that manages to fight back with a handful of elbow smashes towards his jaw! Solomon is attempting to fight back with some shots of her own but it’s apparent that Kristen took him too much by surprise already! Solomon is forced to shove away and retreat towards the center of the ring, but it’s Kristen that turns and begins to make her way up to the top rope! KRISTEN LEAPING OFF THE TOP AND GOING FOR AN EARLY ATTEMPT AT A CORKSCREW CROSSBODY!
Jake Mercer: But before that can happen it’s Solomon that manages to catch her in mid-air! Kristen didn’t connect with all of that as Solomon manages to swoop in and use his size to his advantage! SOLOMON NOW LIFTING KRISTEN UP IN THE AIR AND SLAMMING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BRUTAL FALLAWAY SLAM! AND I THINK THAT IT’S EVIDENT RIGHT NOW THAT THE CARDS ARE IN SOLOMON’S FAVOR BY THE LOOKS OF THINGS!
Stew-O: Kristen tumbles down hard, so much so that she’s sent out of the ring! Solomon is making her way out of the ring immediately and grabbing ahold of Kristen by her hair, wasting no time rolling her right into the ring while Solomon jumps up onto the apron and enters into the ring as well to follow her. Kristen slowly trying to crawl towards a corner right now, trying to escape Solomon as much as she can while she recovers so she can get back into this match! BUT IT’S SOLOMON THAT GRABS HER BY HER HEAD BEFORE LIFTING HER UP OFF THE GROUND AND DROPPING HER DOWN WITH A BRUTAL SNAKE EYES MANEUVER!
Flannery McCoy: Solomon isn’t done though, as he mounts onto Kristen and begins to unload with punch after punch towards the face of Kristen in hopes of absolutely brutalizing her right now! Solomon isn’t looking to give up but the referee doesn’t seem to want this match to get out of hand, doing his job and officiating.
Referee: Hey! That’s enough, let her go-
Jake Mercer: Solomon doesn’t let the referee finish, grabbing Kristen by her neck, BEFORE THROWING HER ACROSS THE RING! BUT WHILE SHE DOES THAT KRISTEN’S LEGS FLAIL AROUND AND HIT THE REFEREE RIGHT AGAINST THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD KNOCKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! SOLOMON JUST INADVERTENTLY KNOCKED DOWN THE REFEREE!
Stew-O: SOLOMON DIDN’T NOTICE THAT BUT KRISTEN IS ON HIS SHOULDER RIGHT NOW AND HE IS GOING FOR KEY FOR SOLOMO-
Flannery McCoy: SATELLITE DDT COUNTER FROM HIS SHOULDER!!! SHE HIT HIM!!! KRISTEN STEPPING AWAY FROM HIM AND BEGINNING TO MAKE HER ASCENSION UP TO THE TOP ROPE WHILE SOLOMON IS DOWN, THIS DAMN WELL MIGHT BE HER CHANCE TO WIN RIGHT HERE!….
Jake Mercer: SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON HIS CHEST!!! SHE CONNECTED!! THAT SHOULD BE IT!! SHE GOES FOR A PIN!!
Crowd: ONE!! TWO!! THREE!!!
Stew-O: The Referee is still down! Wake up dammit! This is her chance!
Flannery McCoy: Kristen is slowly crawling towards the referee in absolute shock, shaking the referee and trying to get him to wake up right now, which seems to be what’s happening. Kristen is now slowly beginning to make her way up to the top rope once again. While the referee might’ve not been there to witness it, this is Kristen’s chance and she might not get another chance to replicate an opportunity like this! KRISTEN IS SET UP! BEFORE SHE LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND GOES FOR A 630 SENTON ONTO SOLOMON!
Stew-O: WAIT A SECOND!! SOLOMON WAS PLAYING POSSUM AS HE IMMEDIATELY POPS UP TO HIS FEET AND CATCHES HER BY HIS HAND AND SLAMMED HER DOWN WITH TRIUMPH OF TRUTH!!! ONE-HANDED SIT OUT CHOKESLAM!!! HE PROCEEDED FOR A…
Flannery McCoy: DRAG!! YOU!! TO!! HELL!! HEEL HOOK!! KRISTEN IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AT THE CENTER OF THE RING, BUT SOLOMON HAS HER DEAD TO RIGHTS AT THE MOMENT RIGHT HERE! AND FINALLY KRISTEN HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP OUT RIGHT HERE!
(DING DING DING!!!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!!.. SOLOMOOOONNNNNNNNNN.. STANEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(“The Triumph of King Freak (A Crypt of Preservation and Superstition)” begins to once again play up as Solomon Stane stands up and raised his fists to the sky as a roar of a mixed reaction from the crowd comes towards him at the center of the ring while he celebrates.)
Stew-O: Another win tonight for Solomon Stane. Tonight, Kristen put up a great effort and she almost took Solomon down, but in the end she it wasn’t enough as Solomon was the better man in this match right here.
Jake Mercer: I think you should blame the referee, he was the one that didn’t finish his job while Kristen was going for the pin!
Flannery McCoy: :roman: Whatever you want to believe Jake. Anyways guys! Congrats to Solomon Stane tonight for a win against Kristen Myers here on Dynasty!
(Friday Night Dynasty transitions from the arena as from there the camera fades to show the backstage area of TD Garden. From there, the crowd practically erupts into a chorus of cheers upon seeing none other than Jack Ripley make his way into the scene. He’s walking through the hallways of the arena, heading to an unknown destination seemingly in deep thought. Before he can go any further or reach where he’s intending to go though, he’s stopped abruptly by Michael Belfort, the Head Interviewer for Friday Night Dynasty.)
Michael Belfort: Jack, if you don’t mind I’d love to ask you some questions regarding your Extreme Elimination Chamber match at Road To Redemption.
Jack Ripley: Well, you already stopped me, might as well fire away.
Michael Belfort: Well now that we’ve had more time to let it set in, I’d like to take the time to talk about the Extreme Elimination Chamber roundtable that took place. What are your thoughts about it after further evaluation?
Jack Ripley: I mean, what do you want me to say? It was a chance to speak our case for the first time amongst the masses and we did just that, and believe me, I still stand by every single word that I said. I’m walking in there on a mission and that’s to make sure that I do exactly what I did last year. Last year at Road To Redemption 2020 I did something that I sought for years for, and that was finally capturing a World Championship and solidifying myself as a Triple Crown Champion. It was a satisfying moment and gave me the affirmation I desired to know that I can be at the top of the food chain here in Elite Answers Wrestling, and I’m looking to prove that it’s not just a flash in the pan moment. We haven’t even reached the cusp of what I’m capable of, the Answers World Championship, scaringly, is just the beginning. I’m looking to become a two-time World Champion, going beyond that ceiling that everyone placed for me and stepping up to a challenge that everyone said it was impossible for me to contend with. My entire mantra at this point is proving people wrong, so let’s keep that trend going, shall we?
Michael Belfort: Let’s move onto what we saw earlier in the night to kick off the show, where Xander Payne laid waste to SOSA Henderson and brutalized him to the point where his spot in the Extreme Elimination Chamber match could be in limbo. Of course, this happens to be very concerning for many, but I just wanted to get your thoughts on the matter.
Jack Ripley: Yeah, that’s something, wasn’t it? I’m glad to see Xander Payne is still his usual self after losing the World Heavyweight Championship, doing everything in his power to desperately keep the spotlight fixated on himself for as long as possible. It’s really humiliating in hindsight, isn’t it? A “oh how the mighty fall” moment, though that fall wasn’t very far to begin with. It’s disappointing to see how he has to cope with the bitter taste of defeat, hoping to atone for it by doing what? Complaining? Sweeping it under the rug and pretending it was nothing more than a speck in the windshield? It makes it all the more pleasing to know that when I kicked his teeth down his throat with one swift Superkick, it was justified; and guess what Xander, I’m not going to be afraid to do it again. You may think that this is your time to shine, you may think that this is going to be your time to become the World Heavyweight Champion once again and drag down this brand alongside you. But you’ll soon come to learn that there’s only one person that’ll stand in your way, and that’s not The Visual Prophet, that person just so happens to be Jack Ripley.
Michael Belfort: Fighting words being spoken by you right now which I’m sure you’ll be ready to back up at any given moment if you need to. Do you have any final words to say to the people at home or even the people in this match?
Jack Ripley: All I have to really say, is watch and learn when Road To Redemption comes around. I’ve had my fair share of doubters before, people looking down and wagging their finger at me when they see an insurmountable challenge brought in my way. But that’s never stopped me before, and I don’t think that’s going to stop me now. I’m a man on a mission, and I’m not going to be stopped by overly-egotistical idiots who couldn’t give a damn about anyone else but themselves. When I say I’m going to do something, I am going to stop at nothing to make sure that one way or another it is achieved. I will not be looked at as a pushover, I will not be a stepping stone to the other person; because in case you didn’t realize, I think I’ve had enough of doing that in my career up to this point. I’m coming for blood in the Extreme Elimination Chamber and one way or another, I’m going to repeat exactly what happened last year, because I know I’m capable of doing that. I’ve faced the best, I’ve beaten the best, most people haven’t been through the type of adversity I’ve been through on a week-to-week basis. I’m going to turn that struggle into success, and I don’t care how it happens. One way or another, Michael. One way or another.
Michael Belfort: Wow, what an emphatic statement being made by Jack Ripley tonight, sending a warning to the members of the Extreme Elimination Chamber match for the World Heavyweight Championship at Road To Redemption and putting them on notice! Jack, as per, thank you for joining us.
(Jack nods his head before turning away and walking off into the distance, leaving Michael Belfort by himself while he looks towards the camera with a smile on his face. After a while, Friday Night Dynasty begins to fade to commercial break from there.)
( Dynasty fades back into the arena and cuts down to the ringside area. ‘Her’ by Poppy is playing through the speakers and EAW rookie, Mariyah Price, is already in the ring. Once her music fades, Dynasty ring announcer, Stephie Love, steps forward. )
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: ALREADY IN THE RING… FROM NEW YORK, NEW YORK… WEIGHING IN AT 130 POUNDS… SHE IS MARIYAH PRICE!!!
( The crowd doesn’t really react to Mariyah, and she doesn’t care about that at all. However, once ‘Hey Superstar’ by Madina Lake begins to play, the crowd comes alive with a mixture of boos and some cheers. )
Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT… FROM SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA… WEIGHING IN AT 121 POUNDS… SHE IS ‘THE KILLJOY’ SIERRA BRADFORD!!!
( Sierra steps onto the stage and looks right down the ramp towards her opponent. The look is kinda of mean but what else can you expect from a girl who got cheated on by her virgin boyfriend last week? )
Stew-O: :lupe: I’m not sure if we really need to be talking about what went down on Dynasty between Drake and Ms. Extreme. I’m sure Sierra isn’t at her best tonight…
Flannery McCoy: Personal life aside, Sierra has a lot going on in her professional life that she needs to think about focusing on. Road to Redemption is right around the corner and as of right now, Sierra finds herself off the card and with nothing to do. You know she wants to get a win here tonight and get herself a free-per-view match in the process, but she is gunna have to do it at the expense of the woman who defeated a returning Kristen Myers in her debut last week.
Jake Mercer: That’s right, Flan. Mariyah Prince made her debut during the commercial break, but she looks just as focused as she did last week. This match is gunna be straight fire, I’m sure.
( With Sierra in the ring, the referee checks with both women to see if they are ready. Once they signal yes, they get set, and the referee calls for the bell! )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew-O: And this match is underway with a fired up Sierra going right for the rookie! Mariyah Prince ducks under a lariat, but Sierra quickly whirls around and catches her across the jaw with a spinning heel kick! Mariyah falls back against the ropes but manages to get her feet up as Sierra looks to clothes her over the top! Sierra stumbles back and Mariyah pushes herself off the ropes and connects with a clothesline!
Flannery McCoy: Sierra goes down and Mariyah doesn’t waste any time putting the boots to her! If Mariyah is going to win this match against the former Unified Tag Team Champion, she is going to have to stay on Sierra and not let up for anything! Sierra is crawling towards the ropes, but Mariyah grabs her by the ankle and jerks her back to the center of the ring! Mariyah has both feet now but Sierra manages to kick her away. Sierra gets to her knees and dives at Mariyah, tackling her down to the mat! Both women are fighting for the dominant position, and it’s the more experienced of the two, Sierra, who finds herself in the driver’s seat! Sierra pummels Mariyah with a series of forearms before grabbing her by the hair and slamming her head into the mat!
Jake Mercer: Sierra is quick to drape Mariyah throat first across the ropes and she’s choking her! The referee steps in and Sierra breaks at five! Sierra just came dangerously close to getting disqualified and we are in the opening moments of this match. With everything Sierra has going on right now, it’s not surprising that she’s come out here tonight full of piss and vinegar. She’s looking to prove a big-time point tonight and score her second victory in a row.
Stew-O: Sierra grabs Mariyah from the ropes and helps her up. She punches Mariyah in the face a couple of times before tossing her into the corner. Sierra sprints around the ring and comes at Mariyah! Running face wash style kick! Sierra with a jumping knee strike to the jaw! Sierra wrapping her hands in Mariyah’s hair and pulling her out of the corner! ‘The Killjoy’ spikes Mariyah’s head into the mat with a DDT, wipes her feet, and shows off her athleticism with a beautiful back handspring followed by a moonsault! She calls that combination ‘Stupid Bitch’ and she goes for the cover!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: MARIYAH KICKS OUT!
Jake Mercer: :whew: That was one hell of an opening by a rejuvenated Sierra, but it wasn’t enough to put someone like Mariyah Prince away.
Stew-O: Mariyah showed a lot of promise last week in her victory over the returning Kristen Melody Myers. I really believe she’s got a ton of potential and the talent goes without saying. I won’t take anything away from Sierra, but she will have to do more if she wants to keep this hungry rookie down.
Flannery McCoy: Sierra decides to keep Mariyah grounded and she rolls her onto her stomach. Sierra gets behind her and locks her in a camel clutch! Mariyah reaches for the ropes, but Sierra has them positioned right in the center of the ring at the moment. The only thing Mariyah can do at the moment is hang on.
Jake Mercer: That’s exactly what she’s doing, Flan! Did you know that Mariyah once stayed in a crossface for damn near 20 minutes without passing out? She’s THAT stubborn. She’s THAT determined to be successful.
Flannery McCoy: There’s not a single bone in my body that believes Mariyah Prince stayed in a crossface for up to 20 minutes, but I will agree that she’s stubborn. Sierra looks extremely frustrated that Mariyah seems content to hang on and not panic. Sierra finally lets go of the camel clutch and she drags Mariyah to her feet. Mariyah retaliates with a rake of the face, and she’s able to take Sierra down with a clothesline!
Stew-O: Mariyah wisely rolls to the outside and takes a walk around the ring. I can’t say that I blame her, because for all intents and purposes, Sierra came out here tonight with a plan to fuck Mariyah Prince up.
Jake Mercer: Uhhh guys…
Flannery McCoy: TOPE CON HILO!!! MARIYAH TOOK HER EYES OFF SIERRA AND SIERRA GOES AIRBORNE!!!!
Stew-O: SUPERKICK!!!! MARIYAH PRINCE JUST SUPERKICKED SIERRA OUT OF THE AIR! SIERRA CRASHES AND BURNS! MARIYAH GRABS HER BY THE TIGHTS AND RAMS HER HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL RING STEPS!!!!
Jake Mercer: MARIYAH HAULS SIERRA UP AND PRESSES HER ABOVE HER HEAD! MARIYAH PRINCE IS SHOWING OFF HER STRENGTH HERE AS SHE HOLDS SIERRA HIGH IN THE AIR AND DROPS HER FACE FIRST ACROSS THE TOP OF THE STEPS!!!!
Flannery McCoy: MARIYAH DRAGS SIERRA TO HER FEET, SLAMS HER FACE INTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING, AND ROLLS HER BACK INSIDE! MARIYAH CLIMBS INTO THE RING AFTER HER OPPONENT AND SHE LOCKS SIERRA IN A CROSSFACE SUBMISSION!!! SIERRA FINDS HERSELF IN A PRECARIOUS POSITION AND SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!
Stew-O: SIERRA IS REACHING FOR THE ROPES AND KICKING OUT HER FEET! SHE IS TRYING TO SOMEHOW SHIFT HER POSITION SO SHE’S CLOSER TO THE ROPES, BUT MARIYAH SEEMS TO HAVE A PRETTY GOOD HANDLE ON THE SITUATION RIGHT NOW!
Jake Mercer: THAT DOESN’T MEAN SIERRA IS GOING TO QUIT, THOUGH! SIERRA CONTINUES TO FIGHT HER WAY TOWARDS THE ROPES AND SHE IS JUST INCHES FOR GETTING HER FOOT ON THAT BOTTOM ROPE! SIERRA CLAWS AT MARIYAH’S HANDS AND MARIYAH’S GRIP SLIPS! SIERRA IS ABLE TO PUSH HERSELF CLOSER TO THE ROPES AND SHE HOOKS THE TOE OF HER BOOT ON THE BOTTOM ONE! SIERRA HAS THE ROPES AND MARIYAH HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO BREAK!
Referee: ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR… FI-
Flannery McCoy: Mariyah lets go at the last possible second and Sierra rolls onto the apron and drops down to the floor! That was a great effort from Mariyah Prince, as she certainly did everything she could to end the match early. She faced a flurry of offense from Sierra to start this match and has somehow gotten herself right back into the thick of things.
Stew-O: Sierra is taking a walk but here comes Mariyah! Mariyah grabs Sierra by the shoulder and whirls her around! She connects with a massive right hand that nearly knocks Sierra to the ground, but ‘The Killjoy’ regains her balance and fires off a shot of her own! Mariyah blocks and pummels Sierra with a forearm! Sierra stumbles and Mariyah with a flurry of follow up shots! She backs Sierra against the ring post and goes for another forearm, but Sierra kicks her in the stomach, grabs her by the hair, and slams Mariyah’s face into the post!!!
Jake Mercer: Sierra rolls into the ring to break up the count, but she’s back outside now. She has Mariyah by the arm and she whips her into the barricades! Mariyah’s back slams against the steel and judging from the look on her face, that had to hurt like hell! Sierra races around the ring and looks to connect with a running bicycle knee strike! Mariyah moves out of the way and Sierra flies over the barricades and into the crowd!
Flannery McCoy: MARIYAH PRINCE LEAPS ONTO THE BARRICADES AND SHE TAKES A STANDING SIERRA DOWN WITH A FLYING CROSSBODY! SECURITY IS PUSHING THE CROWD BACK BECAUSE MARIYAH IS PULLING SIERRA UP! SHE HOOKS HER AND LIFTS HER UP AND THERE’S ‘GASOLINE’!!! MARIYAH JUST LAID OUT SIERRA WITH A GOURDBUSTER ON TOP OF THE BARRICADE!!!!
Stew-O: SIERRA TUMBLES TO THE GROUND, CLUTCHING HER MIDSECTION, AND MARIYAH IS BACK ON TOP OF THE STEEL BARRICADES! DOUBLE FOOT STOMP CONNECTS TO SIERRA’S STOMACH AND MARIYAH GRABS TWO HANDFULS OF HAIR AND DRAGS SIERRA BACK TO THE RING! SHE TOSSES HER TO THE INSIDE AND QUICKLY SCRAMBLES IN AFTER SIERRA AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHH-
Jake Mercer: SIERRA GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Flannery McCoy: A little bit of frustration settles across the face of the rookie and Mariyah jerks Sierra up. She Irish whips the former tag team champion into the corner and nearly takes her head off with a beautiful running corner clothesline!!! Sierra’s head snaps back but Mariyah grabs her, runs to the center of the ring, and plants Sierra with a running bulldog! She doesn’t go for the cover, though! She deadlifts Sierra up, grips her around the waist, and she sends Sierra into the corner with a release German suplex! The back of Sierra’s head hits the turnbuckles and Mariyah slips to the outside of the ring! I wonder what she’s got in mind? :lupe:
Stew-O: Nothing that’s going to end well for Sierra! Mariyah grabs an arm and a leg, and she pulls Sierra into the ring post! Mariyah plants her foot on the post and pulls Sierra towards her! Jesus. This looks pretty fucking painful. The referee is trying to make sure that Mariyah knows she has to bring the fight back to the ring, but Mariyah’s not interested. She continues to bend and torture Sierra against the ring post!
Jake Mercer: Sierra somehow starts kicking the shit out of Mariyah though! Sierra is working her way back into this match! She forces Mariyah back and removes herself from the ring post, clearly favoring her ribs. Sierra isn’t gunna let anything come between her and the victory though, and she is reaching through the ropes! She snatches Mariyah by the hair and pulls her into the ring post! Sierra slips out of the ring as Mariyah tumbles to the ground, and she immediately begins to stomp away on the back and the head of Mariyah! If Sierra was feeling anything from being bent like a pretzel she is using it to fuel her motivation!
Flannery McCoy: Sierra drags Mariyah over to the ring steps and spikes her on top of them with a DDT! She rolls her dead weight into the ring but elects not to go for the cover! Sierra with an evil look across her face and there’s ‘Mariposa Death’!!! The Koji Clutch is locked in and what choice does Mariyah have right now? Tonight is just not her night despite giving it a good effort and she taps out!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER… SIERRA!
( ‘Hey Superstar’ by Madina Lake begins to play as the referee has to force Sierra to release the submission on Mariyah. )
Jake Mercer: YAASS GURL! THAT’S FIERCE! KEEP YOUR FOOT ON HER NECK!
Stew-O: Wow, what an exhibition that we were able to witness courtesy of Sierra tonight. She came, dead set, and went to work, making one hell of a statement at the expense of Mariyah Prince as a result.
Flannery McCoy: Sierra is a girl on a mission and she is going to stop at nothing to make sure that she makes herself known one way or another. Fueled by the pain of others, Sierra is better than ever and that was only solidified tonight, congratulations to Sierra on her victory!
(A commercial is shown for SOSA Henderson’s Side”Person” Services Inc. Tired of your boyfriend? Babydaddy still ain’t shit? Husband gotta mistress? Order a Side”Person” now! Totally coincidental commercial with a totally coincidental placement as well.)
(Friday Night Dynasty comes back from commercial break to show Stephie Love standing at the center of the ring with a smile on her face, holding a microphone and ready to announce the next match!)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: With a spot in the EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER on the line!!!
(‘Dolla Sign Slime’ by Lil Nas X & Megan Thee Stallion begins to blast through the speakers of the arena to a loud mixed reaction from the EAW Universe in attendance tonight. It isn’t long after that Serenity Valdez elegantly makes her way out to the stage, with a grin on her face and her arms spread out wide in a pompous manner. She takes a twirl around at the center of the stage before making her way down the ramp and to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Tijuana, Mexico… weighing in at 126 pounds… THE SUCCESS FROM TIJUANA… SERENITY VALDEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well last week Serenity came up short in a match against Sierra, and while I’m sure she’s very unhappy about a result like that, she’s looking towards greener pastures tonight with the shot of a lifetime!
Flannery McCoy: Imagine a scenario where your first Free-Per-View is fighting for a World Championship, I think that’s pretty surreal if you ask me. Serenity has the opportunity to do something that a whole lot of people dream of accomplishing, the question is, can she make those dreams a reality for herself???
Jake Mercer: Serenity has done what she needed to do to succeed, which in her case, was doing the classic Jake Mercer and being a good ole’ instigator! She’s just doing what she needs to do to win, and she’s got the key to success by imitating me!
Flannery McCoy: :francis: I don’t think anyone wants to imitate you, but alright then.
(‘Flawless’ by Mega Drive then begins to play up to an equally loud mixed reaction from the crowd upon seeing Lisa Wren make her way out to the stage. She has an absolutely determined look on her face while she looks towards the ring, having her arms crossed and not letting her gaze off of her opponent inside of the ring. She stands at the center of the stage for a longer period of time before she begins to make her way down the ramp and to the ring from there.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent… from British Columbia, Canada… weighing in at 130 pounds… LISA WREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Lisa has always been someone that’s very opportunistic. But in order to be opportunistic, you have to have an opportunity first! Which is the type of situation that she finds herself in right now, with her spot in the Extreme Elimination Chamber on the line tonight!
Flannery McCoy: If I was Lisa I’d be dead set on making sure that doesn’t happen, I’m sure the last thing she wants to do is let a Universal Women’s Championship opportunity slip from her hands. This match is a must for success, let’s hope Lisa can fulfill that.
Jake Mercer: Imagine having that opportunity and blowing it even before you get to the PPV. Could never be me!
Flannery McCoy: Right… because you would never be wrestling in the first place…
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: Well here we go as this match is officially underway! Both Serenity and Lisa Wren beginning to circle around, taking their time while they scout the competition that they’ll be up against tonight. Both of them lock up into a collar-and-elbow job, and look at that aggressiveness being shown by Lisa right off the bat here, and I think we know why. She is fighting here tonight to keep her spot in the Extreme Elimination Chamber, she has to be at the top of her game in order to stay on top right now. But Serenity isn’t going quietly, she’s not going to fight any less than Lisa tonight and she’s going to make sure of it. Serenity with a cheap shot to the face of Lisa sending some hard strikes to keep Lisa at bay! Serenity staggers Lisa up against the ropes, WHILE SERENITY RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP ROPE! But Lisa manages to drop her weight down and stay inside of the ring, but that doesn’t mean she isn’t stunned!
Stew-O: Serenity is basking in the crowd’s reaction towards her at the moment, the EAW Universe seem to be indecisive on who to choose. Serenity slaps the taste out of Lisa’s mouth for good measure, before she grabs ahold of the arm of Lisa and sends her towards the ropes with a swift Irish whip! Lisa rebounds off the ropes trying tonieep her ground, BUT BEFORE SHE CAN DO ANYTHING ITS SERENITY THAT CONNECTS WITH A BACK ELBOW DRIVING THE VERY POINT OF HER ELBOW INTO THE FACE OF LISA SENDING HER DOWN! Lisa is grabbing the bridge of her nose in great pain now while Serenity connects to toy with the crowd while she can. Serenity grabs Lisa and drags her back up to her feet with viciousness, BEFORE SENDING HER TO THE ROPES AGAIN AND GOING FOR A TANDEM BACK ELBOW!
Jake Mercer: Not today though, Lisa manages to duck under the back elbow! Lisa uses the momentum to run to the ropes and back on the other side, BUT SERENITY SEES IT COMING GOING FOR A LARIAT TO HER HEAD! But Lisa manages to duck under that too, once again running to the ropes and back, BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND DROPPING SERENITY DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BIG FLYING CROSSBODY! Lisa comes crashing down hard upon Serenity and transitions into beginning to unload punches on her while Serenity struggles to escape out of the situation that she finds herself in at the moment! Serenity flailing for all her might, but Lisa stays on her and is beating the holy hell out of her tonight!
Flannery McCoy: Lisa is now beginning to choke the everliving hell out of Serenity right now on the mat, while she desperately gasps for air trying to escape out of the situation that she’s in! The referee is having none of that though, approaching Lisa quickly and beginning to count!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! GET OFF HER I SAID FIVE!
Jake Mercer: But Lisa Wren just let’s go and goes back to punching on Serenity Valdez instead! She’s aggravated as fuck! She real mad but now Serenity is using that chaotic anger against Lisa and her disorganized assault as she begins to counter and block the easily scouted strikes from Lisa! Serenity now getting back up to her feet as Lisa grabs her arm and whips her into the corner. But Serenity forces herself up and away from the corner and comes charging back as she turns Lisa inside out with a Running Lariat!!!
Stew-O: Just like that Serenity Valdez is back in control as she seeks to capture Lisa Wren’s spot in that Extreme Elimination Chamber! But Lisa won’t give it up easily! Serenity wipes the sweat from her brow as she gets back to work stalking Lisa to do that damage on her. Serenity stomping away at the fallen Lisa targeting the leg and making it difficult for Lisa to get back up. Once Lisa is back on her feet a hard Axe Handle to the face sends her right back down once again.
Jake Mercer: Serenity Valdez yanks Lisa Wren back up by the hair and drives her throat first into the bottom rope choking her out as the referee counts to five once more to break it up.
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! THAT’S ENOUGH!
Stew-O: The damage is done on Lisa Wren who is coughing and heaving after having the life nearly choked out from her. Serenity Valdez drags Lisa back into the ring and slaps her hard across the face! Such disrespect! And a slap with the other hand! Serenity does a dance in the ring to the boos of the crowd as Lisa looks to fall over. Serenity ends her dance throwing a hard knife edge shot to the face to finally knock Lisa on her ass!
Flannery McCoy: No! Lisa Wren with the counter! Lisa fires back with a series of hard shots of her own as Serenity Valdez desperately shoves Lisa away from her into the ropes. Lisa comes charging back… but Serenity catches her and throws her back to drop her hard in the middle of the ring with a lightning quick Samoan Drop! Serenity with the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: NO! LISA WREN KICKS OUT! Serenity Valdez thought she had it there but Lisa is still in this thing. Serenity is pissed but trying to calm herself as Lisa recovers and both women are back up in the ring. Serenity pulls Lisa in… no! Lisa hooks the arm and throws Serenity back into a Small Package! LISA STEALING ONE HERE!!! COUNT REF COUNT!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Serenity Valdez with the kickout!!! Lisa Wren almost had her there!!! Lisa yanks Serenity back up and bashes her head repeatedly off the top turnbuckle pad clearly dizzying Serenity. She looks to be in trouble as Lisa is really going off before kicking and stomping her into the corner. Lisa whips Serenity across the ring and charges in with a Running Dropkick nailing Serenity hard right in the gut. Serenity may have just had her internal organs readjusted here tonight!
Flannery McCoy: Lisa Wren yanks Serenity Valdez back up yanking the shit out of her. Lisa looking to finish things off here! The crowd is on their feet as Lisa signals her intentions and them intentions are mad cruel. LISA WREN WITH THE SWINGING RELEASE FISHERMAN’S SUPLEX!!! SHE GOT ALL OF IT!!! LISA FOR THE WIN! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: WAIT! WAIT! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW?!
(Abruptly, before the count can finish, the referee is dragged out of the ring. It’s clear Serenity was finished right there, but Lisa looks absolutely shocked as she looks around, before her face absolutely flushes seeing who it is.)
Jake Mercer: IT’S KENSI! KENSI JUST PULLED THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING AND FACEPLANTED HIM TO THE GROUND! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! I THOUGHT KENSI AND LISA WERE GOING TO BE CAPABLE OF RECONCILATION, BUT KENSI MIGHT’VE JUST COSTED LISA HER CHANCES RIGHT NOW!
(The referee slowly gets back up and begins to yell at Kensi, but she’s completely ignoring him, instead looking at Lisa in the ring who is completely speechless. Her look of shock and anguish, after a moment, slowly turns to anger, her superstitions couldn’t be more correct especially in this moment. She takes a deep breath while the referee rolls into the ring, realizing that the match is still going…)
Flannery McCoy: WAIT FROM BEHIND! SERENITY VALDEZ!!! HOW THE HELL IS SHE BACK ON HER FEET?!?!? HIT THE LIGHTS!!!! SERENITY JUST TOOK OUT LISA!!! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner…. SERRRRRRRENITYYYYY VALDEZZZZZZ!!!!!!
(“Dolla Sign Slime” by Lil Nas X and Megan Thee Stallion hits while Serenity Valdez immediately pops up to her feet and gets her hand raised high in the air by the referee. She has an excited look on her face while she spreads her arms arrogantly, wallowing in her victory while the crowd is absolutely loud in negativity.)
Stew-O: Serenity Valdez did it! She won Lisa Wren’s spot in the chamber!!!
Jake Mercer: I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! MY INSIDERS AND THE DOMINO STONE AND SERENITY VALDEZ STANS WERE RIGHT, EBONY & IVORY HAVE JUST IMPLODED!
Flannery McCoy: While that may be the case, why Kensi why?! Kensi just costed her own partner a spot in the Extreme Elimination Chamber, and I don’t think Kensi regrets a thing! We know the two of them have been building tension week in and week out, and this week it seems to have reached its boiling point. Serenity was just in the right place to take advantage of that, so regardless of the scenario, congratulations to her!
(The camera cuts to a commercial featuring an unknown large muscular black man wearing a Limmy Monaghan mask and saying the n-word. It is unknown why Limmy would do such a thing.)
(Friday Night Dynasty begins to pan the camera towards the arena of TD Garden while the EAW Universe is met with ‘Shake It’ by Metro Station which blasts through the speakers to a loud mixed reaction that resounds throughout the atmosphere. It isn’t long after that the collective team of Jake Smith and Chris Elite begin to make their way out to the stage, better known as The Haircare Kings. Both of them stand at the center of the stage, Chris with a casual look on his face while Jake has a shit-eatting grin which is plastered on his face while he spreads his arms out to his sides. Both of them look towards one another before beginning to make their way down the ramp and to the ring from there.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing at this time… the team of Jake Smith and Chris Elite… THE HAIRCARE KINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well guess who’s decided to take a visit to the Dynasty brand, and I’m sure we know exactly why they’re here. Last week on Voltage we saw Xavier Williams and Harlow Reichert make an appearance on the brand after Jake and Chris called them out, and well, we all know how it went for The Haircare Kings.
Flannery McCoy: And if you ask me? They look to be eager to return the favor with their unceremonious arrival to the Dynasty brand. Who knows what they might have up their sleeve, but all we know for certain, is that they have a lot on their mind at the moment and they’re looking to preach it right now!
Jake Mercer: Before they can “preach” anything, someone needs to throw Chris a wig. They can’t be called The Haircare Kings if only one of them has beautiful, luscious hair; the logic just doesn’t make sense right now! They need to get themselves together, or else they’ll never win the Unified Tag Team Championships!
(Jake circles around the ringside area, jumping up onto the apron while Chris goes up the opposite side and jumps into the ring before he poses at the center of the ring. Jake turns to look at Chris as both look at one another with confident looks of assurance while Jake enters into the ring. Both of them take microphones for themselves while ‘Shake It’ begins to come to a close and both of the Number One Contenders for the Unified Tag Team Championships begin to make their way towards the center of the ring and begin to speak from there.)
Jake Smith: I feel like it was only fitting to come to the Dynasty brand after the level of disrespect that Chris and I were given on our home brand last week. The audacity of Xavier Williams and Harlow Reichert, as much as they believe otherwise like their Championship reign, has not fallen on deaf ears. Them making the absolutely repulsive decision to attack us after only telling them the truth, it speaks volumes about the type of Champions that they are. An undeserving duo that has only reigned as long as they have purely on luck, with nothing in between to compensate for it. They made us look like FOOLS because we “slighted” them, and that is something that will not go unnoticed from the two of us.
Chris Elite: If they think we’re just going to sit silently and let it pass, then they got a whole other thing coming for them twin. Because I assure you there will be consequences for what they did, because I’ll be damned if we allow ourselves to get our asses kicked by two glorified vanilla midgets, no offense of course.
Jake Smith: None taken.
Chris Elite: Y’all stepped on our brand last week, now we return the favor and take a visit to the brand that we put on the map, Friday Night Dynasty. So I’ll be damned if you two don’t come out here and speak for yourselves, because it’s apparent that you got the two of us twisted right now. The Haircare Kings are done warming up, done with playing nice, we’re here for business and we don’t plan to start tomorrow or any other day after that, we’re starting tonight.
(Chris brings his microphone down to the ground while he turns himself towards the stage, which is what Jake does as well as he leans against the ropes with a nonchalant expression on his face. It isn’t long after that their request is fulfilled, as ‘Witches Burn’ by The Pretty Reckless begins to play up through the speakers of the arena to a solid mixed reaction in response from the crowd in attendance. Xavier Williams and Harlow Reichert are then see making their way out to the stage, with a mixed expression of seriousness and an unimpressed gesture plastered over the both of them. They have their respective Unified Tag Team Championships resting on their shoulders along with a microphone in both of their hands which is seen while they begin to make their way down the ramp and to the ring.)
(Xavier makes his way up the steel steps and onto the apron; letting himself go first so he can hold down the ropes for Harlow to come over and enter into the ring with a light smile in response. Both of them then find themselves inside the squared circle, finally shifting towards The Haircare Kings who are looking towards the two of them with very unpleasant and serious expressions on their face. ‘Witches Burn’ begins to come to a close from there while Jake begins to open his mouth, but Xavier speaks over him before he can even start.)
Xavier Williams: You know, it’s quite disappointing to hear your account of what happened last week on Voltage, because if time serves us well, what you tried to recount didn’t exactly happen. What you two are trying to say is a reality sounds more like a handful of excuses to cup in your hand and throw in the way of the deniers if they question an attack that you two provoked between the two of us. One that you instigated based on irrational anger and bitterness, why? Because we just so happened to strike a nerve with what the two of us had to say towards you two, humbling, isn’t it?
Harlow Reichert: It does tell alot about the type of competition that we’re going to be facing for our titles, especially Jake seeing as though he’s trying to brand himself as a new person, but showing why he’s been nothing but the same. Every week the mediocre Haircare Kings have managed to disappoint us further and further and nothing has ever differed about it. It doesn’t really benefit us in the slightest contrary to belief, it just further declines our anticipation and dwindles the lingering hope of having worthy challengers that we’ve desired for months on end.
Xavier Williams: But we’re used to being met with disappointment even when you’d assume we have a good thing going for us, that’s what people like StarrStan thrive off of doing to us. So don’t feel so bad about yourselves, because I assure you, you’re one of many reasons why this tag team division isn’t taken as seriously as anticipated. As much as I’d love for Harlow and I to be the sole elevators of the tag division, it’s a job that requires cooperation from people like you that is simply not given to us. So I wouldn’t recommend feeling-
Jake Smith: Shut your damn mouth.
(Jake steps forward and looks at the two of them, a pissed off look beginning to build on his face just like what happened last week, but at the same time, he has a bit of control while he looks at the two of them. He simply scrunches his face off before he looks at the two of them.)
Jake Smith: Do you expect me to take any of your words seriously? Then clearly, you must be speaking to the wrong people, because that’s not what the two of us are here to do. In case you didn’t realize, the only thing that we planned to do was save the tag team division, save it from people like YOU who have been holding it captive due to your own incompetence. YOU have been the ones pulling off all this bullshittery trying to say that you’re not to blame for any of the redundancy and stagnation going on with this division, but the reality is that couldn’t be further from the truth. But that’s expected, because that’s the mantra of the two of you idiots, and that’s lies and deceit, nothing more, nothing less.
Harlow Reichert: Excuse you? I find that quite riveting, especially coming from someone that hasn’t even held a Championship in recent memory. You AND Chris are in NO POSITION to tell us what we’re doing “wrong” with our Unified Tag Team Championship reign. Both of you have been, in your words, pulling off bullshittery ever since this match was announced between the four of us and it has done absolutely no good for the two of you. Because I can speak for many when I say that we’ve had enough of it.
Jake Smith: Then do something about it and we’ll see how that goes, come on- Chris…?
(Jake looks around and sees that Chris is absolutely nowhere to be seen, having disappeared leaving Jake in the ring with only Harlow and Xavier. Harlow and Xavier look to one another, before they begin to approach the tall and powerful man. Jake’s face of confidence begins to flush away while he raises his hands in the air.)
Jake Smith: :whoa: Let’s calm down now… I assure you I did absolutely nothing wrong… we can talk about this, I hear catering is serving some Thanksgiving food tonight! It doesn’t need to be like this-
SMACK!
Stew-O: CHRIS FROM BEHIND WITH A STEEL CHAIR SLAMMING IT INTO THE BACK OF XAVIER! XAVIER COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE GROUND WHILE HARLOW TURNS ON HER HEELS IN AN INSTANT, BUT IS MET WITH A SUPERKICK TO HER JAW WHICH DROPS HER DOWN TO THE MAT COURTESY OF JAKE!
Flannery McCoy: IT WAS A ROUSE BY THE HAIRCARE KINGS, AS BOTH OF THEM BEGIN TO TENDERIZE THE CHAMPIONS WITH STOMPS AND REPEATED CHAIR SHOTS TOWARDS THEM WHILE THEY’RE DOWN ON THE CANVAS! CHRIS AND JAKE BRINGING UP XAVIER WHILE THEY THROW HIM TO THE ROPES, BEFORE JAKE CONNECTS WITH A BICYCLE KICK! THROWING XAVIER INTO A RIPCORD JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TO THE SKULL BY CHRIS TO DROP HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! MATA MATA CONNECTS!
Jake Mercer: BUT BEFORE THEY CAN EVEN DO ANYTHING ELSE, HARLOW FROM BEHIND TAKES THE CHAIR AND RAMS IT INTO THE ABDOMEN OF CHRIS! CHRIS STUMBLES BACK WHILE JAKE RUNS FORWARD, BUT HARLOW SENDS A BRUTAL ROLLING ELBOW TOWARDS HIS FACE TO DROP HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! JAKE ATTEMPTS TO STUMBLE BACK, WHILE HARLOW LOOKS TO SET JAKE UP INTO LES MISERABLES!
Stew-O: BUT IT’S JAKE THAT MANAGES TO SIDESTEP AND THROW HARLOW INTO A BOX OFFICE SMASH BY CHRIS WHICH BARELY CONNECTS AND DROPS HARLOW DOWN TO THE GROUND! LIKE IT OR NOT, THE HAIRCARE KINGS STAND TALL ON ENEMY TERRITORY!
(Jake drops down to a knee trying to catch his breath while Chris looks down with a smirk on his face. Both of them look at one another, before looking down at the Unified Tag Team Championships that were dropped on the ground by Xavier and Harlow in response to the sudden attack by both of them. Both of them scoop up the Championships, looking at one another while they turn around and look towards the hard camera, raising the Unified Tag Team Championships high in the air over the battered corpse of Xavier Williams and Harlow Reichert. Them standing ceremoniously tall is the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty fades to elsewhere from there.)
(A commercial is shown for TikTok starring everyone’s favorite content creator, Supes. Spider-Man: No Way Home.)
(Friday Night Dynasty comes back from commercial break as the camera shows Stephie Love standing in the ring ready to announce the next match of the night!)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(The camera would then go to the entrance ramp from there as ‘Another Way To Die’ by Alicia Keys begins to blast through the speakers. The EAW Universe would begin to erupt into boos upon seeing Holly Arrow making her way out from the backstage area. She has a smile on her face, scanning the crowd in attendance tonight as confident as ever, before she begins to make her way to the ring from there.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM CHRISTCHURCH, NEW ZEALAND…..WEIGHING AT 149 POUNDS….”THE MIDAS TOUCH”…HOOOOOOLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ARRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And here comes Sunday Night Voltage’s own, Holly Arrow! We all know how well Holly excels on the yellow brand and the types of strides that she’s taken during this Season, and I have absolutely no doubt that it won’t be any different even when she steps into enemy territory tonight.
Flannery McCoy: But that doesn’t mean she’s up for a challenge though, but then again, what the hell is new? The challenge is part of the thrill, and sometimes you need to face it head on to be a better Elitist at the end of the day, and that’s everything that Holly has been doing and more.
Jake Mercer: Even though we’re done with Territorial Invasion, I for one am still a firm believer in brand supremacy! Which is why… FUCK HOLLY ARROW! WOOOOOO!!!!! DYNASTY! DYNASTY! DYNASTY!
(‘Can’t Tell Me Nothing’ by Kanye West then begins to blast through the speakers of the arena while the audience begins to respond in a resounding mixed reaction filled to the brim with cheers and boos. Johnny Andrews would then walk through the backstage curtain and onto the stage, a big smirk on his face while he has his arms spread out. He then takes a spin around, confidently posing while he soaks in the reaction he’s given. From there, he then focuses on the ring, beginning to make his way down the ramp with an arrogant expression as always.
Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT…FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA…WEIGHTING IN AT 215 POUNDS…HE IS “THE FACE OF ELITE”…..JOHNNY…ANNNNNNNDDDDDDREWSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: AND HERE’S JOHNNY ANDREWS!
Stew-O: Recently Johnny has seemed to have more of a change of attitude, refreshing his mindset and getting his head into the game. He couldn’t be more ready for the days to come and that means the road to Road To Redemption as well along with it.
Flannery McCoy: Well this match might be a way to solidify just that amongst the masses tonight and he looks to be ready to prove that more than anything else. That comes with getting a victory tonight, and I’m sure he has no problem doing.
Jake Mercer: Just like Johnny, I for one am a very big Kanye West enthusiast. w3…++^ 0uT 1n^^!! th3s3 s1r33tS..!!+++^^ 😈😈😈
Stew-O: :comeagain:
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: AND HERE WE GO! Holly and Johnny pace around the ring, before locking up! Andrews would take control, grabbing Holly into a headlock, but Holly escapes from it, rolling out of it! Holly rebounds off the ropes, going for a clothesline but Andrews moves out of the way, CATCHING HOLLY WITH A NECKBREAKER! Now taking advantage, Andrews picks Holly up, before driving her back down with a huge powerslam!..and now he drops the knees right into her face-
Flannery McCoy: BUT HOLLY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! Holly quickly staggers up, and catches Andrews with a Dropkick as Andrews goes down! Holly now drags Andrews back up, hitting him with a forearm, before testing her luck again, rebounding off the ropes…BUT ANDREWS FOLLOWS HOLLY THIS TIME- BUT HOLLY SEES IT COMING, DODGING ANDREWS AND CATCHING HIM WITH AN ARM DRAG! ANOTHER ONE! HOLLY KEEPS CATCHING ANDREWS WITH ARM DRAGS…AND NOW A SLINGBLADE! ANDREWS IS DOWN, BUT HOLLY ISN’T DONE! HOLLY PICKS ANDREWS BACK UP, HITTING A DRAGON SUPLEX! HOLLY IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOW!!
Jake Mercer: As always. :blessed: And now Holly looks to climb the top rope, but Andrews drags himself back up, stopping her! Hey! Get off her!
Stew-O: ANDREWS CLIMBS UP ONTO THE TOP ROPE WITH HOLLY…AND HE GOES FOR A SUNSET POWERBOMB- BUT AS THEY BOTH GO DOWN, ANDREWS LANDS SEATED IN THE CORNER..AND HOLLY LANDS ON HER FEET ROLLS THROUGH! SHE’S BACK ON HER FEET AS SHE RUNS FULL FORCE AT ANDREWS WITH A BASEBALL DROPKICK! HOLLY RUNS BACK AGAIN..ANOTHER BASEBALL DROPKICK! HOLLY DRAGS ANDREWS OUT OF THE CORNER, AND DRAPES HERSELF OVER HIM! COVER!
OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Flannery McCoy: AND ANDREWS KICKS OUT! Holly however stays calm, standing up and going to grab Andrews..but Andrews kicks Holly away! Andrews stands up while Holly runs at him..but he catches her with a superkick! Holly falls to a knee, as Andrews hits her with another superkick! And he drags Holly back up to her feet, before hitting a Tornado DDT! Now this is confusing, Andrews is kicking Holly out of the ring, as she falls to the ground down below. Holly slowly begins to get up to her feet as Andrews starts to get hyped up before rebounding off the ropes…SUICIDE DIVE-
Jake Mercer: NO! HOLLY DODGES AS ANDREWS LANDS STOMACH FIRST INTO THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE! AND NOW HOLLY GRABS ANDREWS, RAMMING HIM RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE AS THE REF BEGINS A COUNT!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Holly is dragging Andrews back up to his feet, trying to carry his dead weight back to the ring as the ref is continuing the count..
FOUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Holly throws Andrews into the ring, before taking a quick breather..BUT ANDREWS CATCH HOLLY WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK! THE REF IS STILL COUNTING!
FIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Andrews falls back down inside the ring from exhaustion as Holly slowly gets back to her feet…AND SHE’S BACK IN! As the ref stops counting, Andrews and Holly both slowly get back up as they are at a stalemate! AND NOW IT’S A WAR! FOREARM BY ANDREWS! FOREARM BY HOLLY! FOREARM BY ANDREWS! STIFF ELBOW BY HOLLY! ANOTHER ONE! ANOTHER ONE- NO! ANDREWS DODGES AND CATCHES HOLLY WITH A SNAP SUPLEX! HOLLY IS DOWN AS ANDREWS HITS A STANDING MOONSAULT! ANDREWS WITH A COVER!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Flannery McCoy: WAIT! HOLLY GRABS ANDREWS BY THE HAIR, AND PULLS HIM OFF HER AND INTO A ROLLUP! COVER NOW BY HOLLY!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Jake Mercer: BUT ANDREWS KICKS OUT! ANDREWS QUICKLY GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND SO DOES HOLLY, BUT ANDREWS CATCHES HOLLY WITH A CALF KICK!
Johnny Andrews (Off-Mic): FUCK.
Jake Mercer: Andrews seems angered, as Holly slowly gets back up to her feet..BUT ANDREWS GRABS HER AND HITS A FRANKENSTEINER! HOLLY LANDS ON HER FEET FROM THE MOVE, BUT FALLS RIGHT DOWN! AND ANDREWS NOW JUMPS RIGHT ONTO HOLLY AND BEGINS BATTERING HER WITH FOREARMS! AND NOW ANDREWS DRAGS HOLLY BACK UP, THROWING HER INTO THE CORNER AND CLIMBING THE ROPE, AS HE BEGINS TO THROW PUNCHES AS THE CROWD COUNTS!
Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! ELEVE-
Flannery McCoy: But now Holly pushes Andrews off!..BUT ANDREWS FLIPS AND LANDS ON HIS FEET!
Jake Mercer: FLIPS! :blessed:
Stew-O: ANDREWS NOW RUNS AT HOLLY, BUT HOLLY CATCHES ANDREWS WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! HOLLY CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE AND GRABS ANDREWS..TORNADO DDT! Holly gets up to her feet, and rebounds off the ropes as Andrews slowly gets back up..BUT HOLLY STOPS RIGHT IN HER TRACKS AS SHE GETS FACE TO FACE WITH ANDREWS..HEADBUTT BY HOLLY! AND NOW HOLLY TURNS ANDREWS AROUND, SINGLE-KNEE BACKSTABBER!
Jake Mercer: :damn: Holly takes a breather in the corner as the ref checks on Andrews, seeing if he’s able to continue! Andrews slowly gets back up to his feet as Holly confidently walks over to him..but Andrews catches her with a right jab, but Holly isn’t fazed as she goes for one of her own-
Flannery McCoy: BUT ANDREWS DROPS TO HIS KNEES BEFORE SHE COULD, AND HE SWEEPS HER FEET OUT FROM UNDER HER! HOLLY FALLS DOWN AS ANDREWS HITS A STIFF ROUNDHOUSE KICK RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF HOLLY. Andrews now drags Holly back up to her feet, and pushes her away before..
Stew-O: MARSHAL OF MAGNIFICENCE! THE CARTWHEEL PELE KICK-
Jake Mercer: NO!! HOLLY CATCHES HIM IN MIDAIR WITH KIDS SEE GHOSTS! THE SUPERKICK CONNECTS RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF ANDREWS! ANDREWS IS OUT AS HOLLY GOES FOR THE COVER! THIS COULD BE IT! HOLLY IS GONNA WIN!
OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: ANDREWS IS ABLE TO JUST BARELY KICK OUT! AFTER ALL OF THIS DAMAGE, ANDREWS IS STILL ABLE TO KICK OUT! HOLLY PICKS ANDREWS UP..
Stew-O: WELCOME TO ELITE ANDREWS WRESTLING! ANDREWS CONNECTS WITH THE MOONLIGHT DRIVE! ANDREWS NOW WITH A STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS! ANDREWS PICKS HOLLY UP AND HITS A PELE KICK! I THINK THAT CATCHING MIDAIR KIDS SEE GHOSTS BY HOLLY ACTUALLY ANGERED ANDREWS, AS ANDREWS IS NOW PULLING OUT EVERYTHING AGAINST HOLLY!
Flannery McCoy: Andrews drags Holly up to her feet..AND SLAPS THE SHIT OUT OF HER! Holly falls back down as Andrews connects with another roundhouse kick to Holly! Andrews now drags Holly up, as he starts to back away from her…MARSHAL OF MAGNIFICENCE! THE CARTWHEEL PELE KICK ACTUALLY CONNECTS THIS TIME! HOLLY IS DOWN! HOLLY IS DOWN! ANDREWS GOES INTO THE COVER! THIS COULD BE IT!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jake Mercer: IT’S NOT OVER! HOLLY GETS A SHOULDER UP AS ANDREWS IS IN ANOTHER WORLD! ANDREWS CAN’T BELIEVE HOLLY KICKED OUT! Andrews slowly gets up, an emotionless expression on his face as he slowly backs up into a corner. He starts to yell for Holly to get up, and she does…Andrews runs full force at Holly…
Stew-O: HOLLY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND ANDREWS RUNS SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST! HOLLY DRAGS ANDREWS BACK IN..GERMAN SUPLEX!..BUT SHE DOESN’T LET GO! SHE ROLLS THROUGH AND HITS ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX, THIS TIME RELEASING IT AS ANDREWS IS OUT OF IT! HOLLY DRAGS ANDREWS BACK UP TO HIS FEET..LOVE LOCKDOWN! THE BELLY-TO-BACK GTS CONNECTS! HOLLY GOES TO COVER..BUT SHE CAN’T DUE TO EXHAUSTION!
Flannery McCoy: WHAT A MATCH THIS HAS BEEN! Holly and Andrews have been giving it their all in this Match, and now look at them! They are both down, and they are both out. None of them are moving as the ref double checks to see if they are even conscious, as they are knocked the fuck out. The ref goes to start a count, but suddenly Holly slowly starts to crawl up to her feet! Holly, with the help of the ropes, starts to slowly climb back up to her feet. Meanwhile, Johnny Andrews is slowly beginning to wake up! Andrews slowly gets to all fours, as Holly walks over to Andrews, and straight up hitting him with an axe kick and Andrews goes back down! Holly again backs into the corner, as again Andrews slowly gets up to his knees. Holly this time runs at Andrews..
Jake Mercer: ANDREWS POPS UP FROM ADRENALINE AND HITS A SUDDEN SPEAR ON HOLLY! ANDREWS STAGGERS AROUND BEFORE CATCHING HIS FOOTING, AND HE SLOWLY CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE! ANDREWS GETS HIS STANCE BEFORE..
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(CRASH!)
Stew-O: HOLY SHIT! HOLLY LEGIT PUSHES ANDREWS BACKWARDS, AS ANDREWS FALLS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND LANDS RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE OUTSIDE! ANDREWS IS OUT! HOLLY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AND RUNS RIGHT TOWARDS JOHNNY, GRABBING HIM BY THE HAIR BEFORE THROWING HIM BACK INTO THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: ANDREWS IS OUT OF IT AS HOLLY BEGINS TO SET HIM UP..THE ULTRALIGHT BEAM! THE OMOPLATA CROSSFACE IS LOCKED IN AS ANDREWS IS BARELY MOVING! HIS HAND IS SLOWLY WAVING BACK AND FORTH IN AND OUT OF CONCIOUSNESS! BEFORE HE GROGILY TAPS OUT! JOHNNY TAPS!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(As ‘Another Way To Die’ begins to blast through the speakers, Holly would let go of the Submission Move, leaving an unconscious Johnny Andrews in the middle of the ring. The boos would erupt from the fans as Holly breathes in the reactions.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER BY SUBMISSION…HOOOOOOLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ARRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: WHAT A MATCH THAT WAS! Andrews brought it his all, but at the end of the night it wasn’t enough as Holly was able to put him out with the Ultralight Beam!
Flannery McCoy: Johnny Andrews has nothing to be ashamed of! He might’ve lost, but he proved here tonight exactly why he has a very bright future here in Elite Answers Wrestling!..I’m sorry, Elite Andrews Wrestling!
Jake Mercer: Yeah, yeah, Holly Arrow won!
Stew-O: Jake, you know Holly is representing Voltage?
Flannery McCoy: :mjpls:
(Holly Arrow would slowly roll out of the ring, walking backwards up the ramp while celebrating her victory as the camera fades to black.)
(A commercial is shown for the Cowboy Bebop live action Netflix series starring Holly Arrow.)
(Friday Night Dynasty comes back to the arena while ‘Recreant’ by Chelsea Grin begins to blast through the speakers of TD Garden to the absolutely thunderous boos from the EAW Universe in attendance as a result. It isn’t long after that the imposing Ximena Velasquez begins to make her way out to the stage, with a stern look on her face while she keeps her eyes focused dead on the squared circle that stands in front of her. She pays no mind to the crowd’s negative reaction at the moment, having her mind set as she begins to make her way down the ramp and towards the ring with a microphone in her hand.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing at this time… XIMENA VELASQUEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well the last time we saw ‘La Diosa’ inside the squared circle it was one hell of a horrifying sight. Ximena went up against Black Shamrock where she absolutely brutalized him and left him broken beyond repair. She didn’t stop at just the finish of the match though, making sure that he suffered throughout and left no doubt that he wasn’t going to return to an Elite Answers Wrestling ring ever again.
Flannery McCoy: While I’m not going to give my opinion on whether or not that was deserved, Ximena is out here tonight to speak her mind and I think we have a clue on what she’s going to say. Of course, she has the Extreme Elimination Chamber to anticipate along with her problems when it comes to Sierra, it’s apparent that Ximena has a lot of bases to cover tonight and she’s going to make sure that she does that.
Jake Mercer: Black Shamrock is, according to the dirt sheets of course, amongst a number of releases that have occurred here in EAW, and honestly, I think it’s deserved. I think Ximena did him justice by giving him the proper sendoff that he deserved, it’s very fitting, for no reason in particular of course :mjgrin:.
(Ximena stands at the bottom of the ramp, taking a moment while she breathes in and out calmly, closing her eyes and letting the atmosphere of the arena soak in. She then begins to make her way up the steel steps, stepping onto the apron and entering into the ring from there. Ximena then begins to make her way towards the center of the ring, slowly bringing her microphone up to her face while she looks towards the hard camera. ‘Recreant’ begins to come to a close while Ximena begins to speak from there.)
Ximena Velasquez: Standing on my own, the road of conquest for ‘La Diosa’ couldn’t be more smoother. And let me just say right now, finally. Because I have been waiting for so long to finally spread my wings, to reach my fullest potential and be the Ximena Velasquez that I told each and every person here that I could be. That statement couldn’t have been more evident than what I did last week. I’ve held my premise and goals above my head ever since I stepped through these doors, and that was the fact that I was going to obliterate and eviscerate the competition by any means necessary, and I did just that with my first match since turning a new leaf. I laid waste to my opponent and made him feel my wrath, standing tall over his carcass and furthermore, ending his career indefinitely. As sadistic as it may sound, it brings a great level of satisfaction to myself, because regardless of an “unfortunate” scenario, Ximena Velasquez thrives.
Ximena Velasquez: But the job isn’t done there, obviously, there is still so much more work left to attend to. I look towards the future and see greener pastures in my view, one that will see me accomplish everything that I’ve arrived for without any dead weight holding me back and restricting me. I still have the Extreme Elimination Chamber to fixate my attention towards, I still have a Universal Women’s Championship reign to seize into my hands. But before all of that, there is still matters that I need to attend to. Last week I ended one career. Now, I end another. Which is what brings me to this Sierra situation at hand, which is honestly really unfortunate seeing her immaturity and how she handled the situation two weeks ago. I gave her the utmost respect and wished her well in her future endeavors, and the only thing she could do to pay me back was give me a slap in the face. Just like she said towards me, don’t think that’s going to go unnoticed, don’t think you’re going to leave unscathed. Everything could’ve gone perfectly if you just minded your business and left me be, but now, you face the consequences that you’ve handed yourself-
(Ximena’s sentence is interrupted by ‘Hey Superstar’ by Madina Lake which begins to play up to a mixed reaction being resounded by the crowd. The camera then shows Sierra methodically making her way out to the stage, a straight and deadpan expression on her face while she grips a microphone in her hand. Ximena is obviously not very pleased about this interruption, even more so knowing who it is that did it. Sierra stays at the stage, a scowl slowly growing on her face while she looks at Ximena in the ring. ‘Hey Superstar’ then begins to come to a close from there while Sierra begins to speak.)
Sierra: Just like everyone else I’m sure, I’m getting real sick and tired of being forced to sit back and listen to your bullshittery. You trying to paint yourself as a rational person and make yourself seem like you did nothing wrong, YOU DID EVERYTHING WRONG! I only ever gave my best when I was partnered with you, the only thing I ever desired to do was help you… but you pushed that away. Because you couldn’t get the results that you desired, you vented out that anger on the people around you when they did absolutely nothing wrong, that includes me. You know why? Because you just couldn’t admit that you were WRONG, it was about damn time that someone said that.
Ximena Velasquez: Me? Doing something wrong? That’s what it always is with you Sierra, a partner cuts you away and removes the crutch from right beneath you, and you go on to victimize yourself and believe that you did nothing wrong. You were no help Sierra, and I think it’s time both of us admitted that. The more I thought about it, the more I realized that I was better off without you, that I didn’t need you. But here’s the one-sided truth, you needed me. There’s no sense to be had when you speak those words Sierra, calling it bullshittery when I was only doing what was proper for my career. Maybe you’ll understand sooner or later, but there was just no point in sticking around and watching you flounder at my expense.
Sierra: I don’t care what you think about me anymore, I could not give a single damn. I’m going to make sure that you get what you deserve, something harder than karma could ever hand you. I’m going to make sure you suffer by my hand, when I tear you apart limb for limb and make sure you meet your penance. You will feel the same pain that I’ve felt, the same hell that I’ve been forced to walk through time and time again… you’ll be down in those depths with me. If dragging you down is what I did to you, that’s fine, I’ll make sure to do it again when I finally get my hands on you in that ring. Enjoy that Universal Women’s Championship opportunity all you want, run from the inevitable result that you’ll fail to meet the quota that is desired just like you did at Territorial Invasion. When it’s all said and done? Don’t think I won’t be waiting Ximena, don’t think I won’t be fucking waiting. Because I’ll make sure I am, I’ll make sure you get the first dose of everything that I’ve been building up to at this point.
Ximena Velasquez: And that’s fine, puta, that’s absolutely fine. Say what you want to say and rest easily knowing that you can hide behind those words till the end. Hypothetically, if the time comes for us to face inside the ring, it’ll pan out just like it did last time when you were in the ring against me, with me standing over your broken heap of a body and continuing the path of carnage that I always promised to prosper. You are no problem to me, I pay no mind to you seeing as though there is so much more to look forward to in my career. You? You’re simply a roadblock in the way of ‘La Diosa,’ and I have no problem pushing you away just like I did the rest. You can say what you want Sierra, but you did this to yourself. And when your reality comes crashing down and you find yourself lower than rock bottom when I’m done with you, the only person that you can really blame is yourself.
Sierra: You can envision that all you want, ALL YOU FUCKING WANT, I could not give a damn. I’m not here for the victory, you can pin me to the mat for the three count and I wouldn’t feel morally defeated in the slightest. All I have to do is exactly what I strive for in order to feel satisfied with myself, and that’s make sure you feel pain that will leave an unbearable and lasting mark that you will never forget. I will do anything to make sure that it happens, Ximena, I promise you that. I’ll leave you bruised, I’ll make you bleed, I’ll break every single fucking bone in your body, and I will enjoy every single second of it. Then when it’s all said and done, your dreams will be absolutely crushed. Which is why, fuck beating around the bush. I know you’re backed up for the Road To Redemption show, fighting for a… title opportunity. So I’m challenging you to a match at the Christmas show, how does that sound?
(The crowd erupts into cheers while Sierra stares a hole into Ximena. Ximena, just simply glares at Sierra with a stern expression on her face.)
Ximena Velasquez: You got your match, pendejo.
Sierra: Glad to hear, I hope you’re ready for what’s about to come for you, because I am going to make sure you don’t walk out the same person that you walked in. I will make sure that you remember my name, and remember the mistake that you made, and I couldn’t give a damn how that fucking happens.
(Sierra drops down her microphone and makes her leave while ‘Hey Superstar’ begins to play up once again. Ximena is seen inside the ring looking absolutely furious while she watches Sierra disappear through the backstage area, The irate ‘La Diosa’ is the last shot seen before Dynasty fades to elsewhere from there.)
(A commercial is shown for Chuck E Cheese starring The Haircare Kings.)
(As Dynasty returns to ringside, the cameras come down to the commentary table where taking a seat is Andrea Valentine, sitting beside Flannery at the end of the table. Andrea puts on a headset as she’s greeted and introduced by the other commentators!)
Stew-O: Welcome to the commentary booth, Andrea! Thanks for joining us!
Andrea Valentine: It’s no problem! This is one of the best ways to get an up close and personal look at the action, and considering all the mess that’s gone down over the past two weeks or so, I’d say I’m set to learn why neither of us were put into a Chamber Match for Road to Redemption since StarrStan can’t open up his damn mouth to give either of us a reason! 🙂
Flannery McCoy: :lupe:
Andrea Valentine: I’m joking, duh. 🙄 Bethany’s undeniably talented, I’m sure Kensi’s going to put up a fight and want to show something for herself after what she had to deal with the other week – I’m ready to get this one started!
(‘Somebody Get Me A Doctor’ by Van Halen begins to play and the crowd lights up for Bethany as she makes her way out into view on the stage!)
Stephie Love: The following singles match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Miami, Florida… weighing 125 pounds…. DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!
Stew-O: This is the woman that you’ve gotten into a few verbal fights with since she interrupted you when you were in the ring wanting an answer as to why you weren’t in the World Heavyweight Championship or Universal Women’s Championship Extreme Elimination Chambers.
Andrea Valentine: Which was a valid question – the same question that Bethany should’ve been demanding an answer to also, but instead she decided to make an issue with me as if StarrStan isn’t the one I called out.
Flannery McCoy: There’s also the fact that you two have had some drama surrounding the matches you’ve had against each other, where things definitely didn’t end in definitive fashion on either occasion.
Andrea Valentine: I’m well aware of that and if she wanted to settle that, she should’ve just said so. I know I’m one of the people she said she wanted to get into the ring with after she got traded, but to come at me over an issue that we should be on the same side of as far as it goes concerning the obvious StarrStan bullshit? Oh well, I guess! 🤷♀️
(Bethany enters the ring and takes her time walking around it, stopping at a spot where she’s in Andrea’s direct line of vision. Valentine flashes a mock smile, waving even before shaking her head and Bethany does the same as she turns her back to Andrea, focusing on the stage as ‘Sacrifice’ by Bebeb Rexha starts up! Kensi makes her way out onto the stage, looking around at the crowd and taking in the reception before going down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent, from Savannah, Georgia… weighing 139 pounds…. “THE ULTIMATE TEMPTATION” KENSI!!!!
Jake Mercer: I’m definitely tempted :mjlit:!!!!
Stew-O: :lupe:
Flannery McCoy: In more pressing news, Lisa and Kensi recently had their falling out where Lisa made it quite clear that she felt that their partnership wasn’t going anywhere; it’s been quite some time Kensi was truly flying solo but now we can see where things go for her from here, and I have to say, I’m quite interested!
Andrea Valentine: This is definitely an opportunity for her to show what she’s made of now that what she had going on with Lisa has dissolved. Bethany’s no easy opponent, but Kensi could still show that she can bring something to the table; all that drama could end up proving to be motivation to truly stand out on her own.
(Kensi makes her way into the ring and stands across from Bethany, eyeing her down knowing that Bethany is a competitor that no one should think to let their guard down around in the ring. Settling herself into a spot in the ring, Kensi is in position as the referee calls for the bell!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And we’re off with Bethany and Kensi locking up here in the middle of the ring! The two of them seem just above evenly matched, BUT BETHANY SWEEPS THE LEGS OUT FROM UNDER KENSI AND KENSI GOES DOWN! Bethany stomps down on Kensi’s chest and immediately goes for the hair to get her up, running Kensi over to the corner and bouncing her face off the top turnbuckle! Bethany doing this a second time before transitioning into shoulder thrusts in the corner, keeping Kensi trapped against the turnbuckles and completely taking this fight to her right out the gate!
Flannery McCoy: Bethany has come into Dynasty seemingly ready to make the first move at any time, just like here and just as we saw when she went after Terry; Andrea, is something that you think you’re ready to combat?
Andrea Valentine: Bethany definitely has to be watched out for but she knows for damn sure that she needs to do the same with me; I might not be attacking people from out of nowhere but I don’t need to to make that statement.
Stew-O: Bethany flips Kensi to the mat by her hair in a snapmare before looking to go taking off into the ropes and she comes back with intentions of a low dropkick but Kensi rolls out the way, avoiding it! Kensi is quick to get to her feet but so is Bethany with Kensi having to dodge the clothesline attempt from Bethany and Kensi whirls her around before going for a kick! BLOCKED! Bethany catches the foot and she takes Kensi down with a big time lariat that has her floored for the moment!
Jake Mercer: Bethany snatches Kensi off the mat and launches at her with forearms to the face, battering her over and over again – not what a proclaimed Perfect 10 like her needs but does it look like Bethany cares?! The former Specialists Champion strikes with an uppercut that has Kensi stumbling before connecting with a kick to the gut and Kensi gets taken down with a short-arm clothesline! Kensi is yanked back up and then struck down again with the same move before Blue pulls her up, pulling her into a knee to the gut before sweeping her off her feet in a snap suplex! Bethan floating over into the pin!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Stew-O: Kensi with the shoulder up! As desperate as she is to make her way up the ladder here on Dynasty, that quick and striking offense from Bethany is going to be a critical factor whenever the two of you meet in the ring again.
Andrea Valentine: And the thing about me is, Stew, I know I’d have an answer for a lot of her shit. I’m not the one who decided to make a problem between the two of us, but it goes without question that if it comes to a fight that I’d be just as ready if that’s what it came to.
Flannery McCoy: Bethany clubs Kensi over the head as she brings her up to her feet and now there’s a knee strike to the face! That forces Kensi to stand up right and Bethany whips her across the ring, Kensi running off the ropes and sliding to the mat between the legs to come up behind Bethany! Kensi catches her in a waistlock and runs her forward into the ropes, Kensi pulling her back into a roll-up- A ROLL-UP INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX! KENSI DROPS THE FORMER SPECIALISTS CHAMPION RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD!
Jake Mercer: Bethany turns over with her hand placed on her head but Kensi is quick to take advantage as she lands a shoot kick to the chest as Bethany sits up! Kensi comes down with a knee drop to the face just after putting the multi-time Champion down on the mat and that’s a well-placed knee as Bethany covers up without getting off the mat, giving Kensi the perfect chance to grab Bethany by her hair and whip her across the ring! Bethany rolls to the corner for a reprieve but Kensi knows she can’t give her time to breathe or recover, opting to run over and hit a running facewash kick! The bottom of Kensi’s boot blasts Dr. Blue in the face and her head snaps to the side on impact! Kensi rips her out from the bottom of the corner and to her feet, falling backward to the mat in a side suplex on their way back to the middle of the ring! And now the pin!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Stew-O: But it’s no good as Bethany kicks out at one!
Andrea Valentine: I honestly think she made a really great point this week that Bethany’s got her attention directed at the wrong person in this situation; StarrStan’s the one who snubbed her but she insisted on starting this shit with me for whatever reason.
Flannery McCoy: Well, the last two times that the two of you faced off ended in controversy as we all know.
Andrea Valentine: But somehow me wanting an explanation for why I wasn’t in either Extreme Elimination Chamber called for her to kick that shit up again, when she was mad about the same thing as me in the first place? A lot of her frustration about this is completely misplaced; the real issue is with StarrStan but she seems set on refusing to acknowledge that for her own agenda.
Jake Mercer: And the agenda right now is trying to find a way to deal with this sudden shift in momentum by Kensi, who takes Bethany over to the ropes and flings her down neck-first over the middle rope! Bethany nearly springs back off the ropes but Kensi ensures she ends up choking as she presses her knee into the back of Bethany’s neck, pushing her harder against the tightly pulled ring rope! The referee hurries over and warns Kensi for a moment before getting into a five count! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI- Kensi breaks, her hands raised BEFORE BREAKING OFF TO THE OPPOSITE ROPES AND RUNNING BACK TO LEAP, DRIVING TWO KNEES INTO THE BACK!!!
Stew-O: Kensi ends up bouncing off Bethany after that menacing double knee strike and onto her feet, Bethany collapsing away from the rope and to the mat before Kensi forces her to the outside with a baseball slide dropkick! Dr. Bethany Blue hits the floor and while the referee reprimands Kensi for taking the action to the outside, Kensi simply rolls out after her and gets her off the ground-
Flannery McCoy: AND BETHANY RAMS HER BACK INTO THE APRON! Bethan with a timely counter, as who knows what Kensi could’ve had planned for her! Bethany rams her into the hardest part of the ring once again before whirling her around and smashing her face into the apron! Bethany now dragging her down ringside while keeping Kensi’s face to the apron and now they come around the steps, coming around just in front of us here :lupe:
Andrea Valentine: I mean, I am here with the front row seat; but if she was worried that she wasn’t getting paid any attention then she’s got the wrong one, I’m not StarrStan. 🙄
Jake Mercer: Bethany now taking Kensi AND RUNNING HER SHOULDER-FIRST INTO THE RING POST! BETHANY RUNS DOWN RINGSIDE WITH A HANDFUL OF KENSI’S HAIR AND WHIPS HER INTO THE RING POST! KENSI GOES DOWN TO THE FLOOR HOLDING HER ARM, WRITHING ON THE GROUND IN ABSOLUTE AGONY!
Stew-O: Bethany certainly looks proud of herself as she watches Kensi continue to toss and turn on the ground, the referee coming out to check on her! Kensi turns over with the other hand to the ground to help push herself up as the referee kneels down beside her BUT BETHANY COMES AND SWEEPS THE ARM WITH HER FOOT, STOMPING ON THE ARM NOW! BETHANY WRANGLES KENSI UP FROM THE GROUND AND ROLLS HER INTO THE RING WHERE SHE MAKES THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kensi kicks out but I wouldn’t have blamed her if she didn’t; those shots to the arm just now looked absolutely brutal!
Jake Mercer: You aren’t worried at all that Bethany could end up doing the same thing to you, Andrea? She could end up dislocating your arm if you aren’t careful :lupe:!!
Andrea Valentine: Bethany’s not the only one with a few tricks up her sleeve, Jake, but hearing you doubting me isn’t anything new – you were doing the same thing before I beat your guy, Viz. 😌
Jake Mercer: 😐
Stew-O: Bethany still has Kensi down on the mat and with an arm pinned down to the canvas, Bethany follows on a knee drop to the arm! Kensi shouts out at as she’s made to take the full weight of Bethany right onto her limb, and Bethany refuses to come off the arm as Kensi tries to pull away! Bethany comes off of Kensi with a hold on her to bring her up just behind her, slamming her elbow into the shoulder of Kensi repeatedly before launching that same elbow into the side of her head while she’s got a hold on the arm! Kensi trying to reach behind herself or turn herself around somehow but Bethany’s moving with her every time before she twists into an arm wringer, forcing Kensi’s arm to turn uncomfortably before using it to whip her to the mat!
Flannery McCoy: Kensi gets a nasty soccer kick to the back THAT GETS FOLLOWED UP WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! Kensi slumps over on the mat and Bethany scoops her up into a sitting position, her knee pressed right into Kensi’s spine while applying a chinlock! Bethany knows a plethora of ways to break down the body and force an outcome from it, and sometimes, her opponents don’t even see it coming!
Jake Mercer: Bethany wrenches on the hold while Kensi’s back and neck are contorted, Kensi reaching out for the ropes in an effort to try to find some way out of this, and you’d have to think that if she can make her way out of this and back into the match to win that she’d be sending one hell of a message after her breakup with Lisa! …I haven’t felt this sad since Impact left Dynasty :mjcry:!!!
Andrea Valentine: :mjlol:!!
Stew-O: Kensi tries shifting on the mat but Bethany is sure to land strikes over the head to try to further debilitate her efforts! Bethany wants her to know that if she’s going to try to do that then she’s going to have to think again, because it’s not happening! Kensi struggles in the hold while the referee comes over to check on her, but Kensi refuses to tap and instead looks to raise herself up off the mat while Bethany’s still got her in the hold! Kensi on her feet-
Flannery McCoy: BETHANY LIFTS HER UP AND THROWS HER DOWN, HER ARM TRAPPED UNDER HER BACK!! Kensi crashes down on her own arm in some modified hammerlock drop, and Kensi turns over cradling her arm in pain but Bethany isn’t letting up! Bethany kicks her in the side of the head before getting her up with the arms hooked in a double chickenwing- TIGER SUPLEX!! KENSI GETS THROWN OVERHEAD AND DROPPED! BETHANY HOLDING THE BRIDGE FOR THE PIN!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTTTTHHHH-
Stew-O: Kensi manages to kick out and Bethany sits up shaking her head, then turning to find Kensi already rolling to the ropes closest to our commentary table. Bethany gets to her feet and comes up to Kensi while she’s down, stomping her against the ropes and letting her absolutely have it! Bethany looking to continue this beatdown while she’s in control of the match until the referee backs her away, arguing that she was pushing boundaries of his discretion! But as soon as she spots Kensi moving, Bethany goes after her-
Flannery McCoy: But Kensi sends her out over the middle rope! Bethany nearly falls off the apron but manages to keep herself on it by grabbing the rope in time! Bethany slow to pull herself as she tries to regain her ground- KENSI GRABS HER HEAD THROUGH THE ROPES AND PULLS HER DOWN OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE! BETHANY’S HEAD SNAPS BACK AFTER HER NECK HITS THAT ROPE AND SHE FALLS OVER ONTO THE APRON!!!
Jake Mercer: Bethany remains down on the apron with her hand clutching at her throat AND KENSI SLINGSHOTS OVER THE TOP ROPE INTO A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE CHEST! KENSI IS SET ON KNOCKING ALL THE WIND OUT OF DR. BLUE HERE RIGHT NOW! Kensi still on the apron as she comes off of Bethany before she starts stomping down on her chest repeatedly, the referee having to come over and try to control the situation but Bethany catches the foot on one of the stomps! Bethany manages to pull herself up while holding the leg, Kensi on one foot as Bethany gets to her feet and then kicks her in the gut! Bethany pulling her in for a suplex-
Andrea Valentine: You sure about that? :mjgrin:
Stew-O: Kensi blocks it by getting a leg hooked around the rope! Bethany tries to pull her off of them but Kensi blocks it again and this time strikes Bethany in the gut! Kensi getting her with a second hit and Bethany doubles over! “HUSH YOUR MOUTH” ON THE APRON!!! KENSI DRIVES HER FOOT RIGHT INTO BETHANY’S FACE AND BETHANY GOES FLYING OFF THE APRON AFTER THAT HIT!!! BETHANY TAKES A FALL RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF THE COMMENTARY TABLE AND SHE APPEARS TO BE OUT!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kensi sees this as her chance to gain some of the momentum back in the match, getting herself off the apron and making her way over to Dr. Blue, cautiously eyeing Andrea here for a moment as Andrea’s up on her feet and trying to get a look over the commentary table for a better view of the action it seems.
Andrea Valentine: I’m not gonna interfere if that’s what she or anyone else is worried about; it seems like Kensi’s got things going her way just fine without me. 🤷♀️
Jake Mercer: And now Kensi gets her up off the ground and rolls her into the ring, BETHANY FACE DOWN AS KENSI CONNECTS WITH A STANDING SOMERSAULT LEG DROP ACROSS THE BACK OF THE NECK! BETHANY GETS DRIVEN FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT AND NOW KENSI TURNS HER OVER FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRREEE-
Stew-O: Another kickout by Dr. Blue! Kensi looks to hold herself together as she knows this could prove to be a huge victory for her if she can follow through, and Kensi makes it up to her feet with a handful of hair. Kensi holding her in a headlock as she connects with knee strikes while working her over across the ring until they’re on the ropes, where she connects with a slingshot suplex to drive Bethany into the canvas!
Flannery McCoy: Bethany turns over with a hand pressed to her back after taking that blow and Kensi comes through with a low-angled dropkick to the head, doing anything she can to maintain this as she’s got things seemingly going her way! Bethany ends up rolling to the ropes and pulling her way up but obviously trying to get her composure back, AND KENSI DOES NOTHING TO HELP THAT SHE TAKES BETHANY UP INTO THE AIR FOR A BACK SUPLEX! KENSI DROPS BETHANY TO THE MAT AND THE BACK OF BETHANY’S HEAD COLLIDES WITH THE CANVAS!
Jake Mercer: Kensi drags Bethany across the mat and to a corner of the ring, where she picks Bethany off the canvas and hangs her up in the corner upside down! Dr. Bethany Blue is hung up in the turnbuckles and Kensi backs off to the opposite corner before rushing forward! KENSI CHARGES FORWARD AND SHE GOES IN FOR THE KNEE STRIKE! NO! KENSI MISSES IT AS BETHANY LIFTS HERSELF UP OUT THE WAY AND KENSI STRIKES THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! Kensi backs away grabbing at her knee- BETHANY FLIPS BACKWARD OUT THE CORNER WITH THE HELP OF THE TOP ROPE, TWO BOOTS KNOCKING KENSI IN THE HEAD TO SEND HER FALLING OVER!!
Stew-O: Kensi turns over on her hands and knees to get up, but her comes Bethany from behind with the bulldog to plant her to the mat! Kensi still in a rush though to get up and she runs head-on into a series of forearms! Bethany rattles her all the way back to the ropes and whips her across, Kensi countering though and Bethany hits off the ropes to come back to Kensi who tries to catch her in a tilt-a-whirl but Bethany ends up slipping down behind her!
Flannery McCoy: GRADE C2!!! THE INVERTED DDT CONNECTS!!! BETHANY NOW GOING FOR THE COVER AFTER PLANTING KENSI ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD!!!!!
Andrea Valentine: :notbad:
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHHRRRREEEE!!!!
Jake Mercer: The kickout by Kensi just in time!
Stew-O: Bethany turns things around out of nowhere!
Flannery McCoy: But she thought she might’ve had it after definitely getting Kensi with her guard down, though they’re both still in this! Bethany is up on her feet with Kensi in her grasp, tossing her into the corner of the ring closest to Andrea where she goes in and strikes with a meteora, driving her knees into Kensi’ face at full speed! Bethany kicks her just out in front of the corner and starts up the turnbuckles, her eyes coming upon Andrea and the two of them engage in a staredown-
Stew-O: KENSI PULLS BETHANY DOWN OFF THE ROPES INTO A ROLL-UP! KENSI TRYING TO HOLD HER FOR THE PIN!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRREEE!!!!
Jake Mercer: No! Bethany gets out of it but rolls over onto her knees, Kensi already up on her feet and she goes in for a bicycle kick- BETHANY WITH THE SCHOOLBOY!!! BETHANY DUCKS AND NOW SHE ROLLS UP KENSI!!! KENSI’S SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRREEEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: Another kickout! They rush up to their feet and Bethany ducks under a spinning kick to go to the ropes, running off of them as she looks for a charging big boot but Kensi sidesteps her and ends up behind her! Kensi gets her around the waist and tries for another roll-up but Bethany holds onto the top rope! Kensi lifting her legs to get her off the mat before ripping her way from the ropes to turn toward the middle of the ring- BETHANY COUNTERS WITH A WHEELBARROW FACEBUSTER!!! BETHANY ROLLS THROUGH THE WHEELBARROW AND KENSI GETS PLANTED FACE-FIRST!!!
Andrea Valentine: Bethany’s good, I’ll give her credit, and she’s shown that since coming to Dynasty, which is why I’m just as confused as to why StarrStan wouldn’t want her in either Chamber either when we’ve both got legit reasons for a position. 🤷♀️
Stew-O: Bethany rolls herself out from under Kensi’s legs as Kensi tries to pick herself up off the mat, her hand to her face as she checks for blood with Bethany stalking behind her! Blue coming up from behind to get her around and Kensi gets taken down with a shoulder breaker, Bethany going back to the arm! Kensi immediately grabs at her shoulder and Bethany gets her up off the mat, trying to pull her in but Kensi’s still got some fight left in her as she throws a forearm at Bethany just as Bethany yanked her forward! Kensi with another strike to the face and now she whips Bethany across the ring to the corner where Bethany springs off the bottom rope expecting Kensi to have given chase but there’s no follow up!
Jake Mercer: Kensi charges at her from behind and tackles her into the corner, trying to beat her down while she’s got the chance! But there’s a back elbow by Bethany just in time before she kicks Kensi away and turns around after creating that distance, Kensi’s still determined though as she charges in-
Flannery McCoy: KENSI GOES SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST! BETHANY RAISES UP OUT THE WAY WITH THE HELP OF THE TOP ROPE AND KENSI HITS THE POST! Bethany comes back down to the mat and plucks Kensi from the corner! “WHIPLASH”!!! THE VOODOO DROP CONNECTS AND BETHANY’S GOT HER DOWN AND OUT AS SHE COVERS!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRREEE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Somebody Get Me A Doctor’ by Van Halen begins to play and the crowd buzzes at the sound of the bell as Bethany is declared the winner!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… DR. BETTTHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNYYYYYY BLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: Bethany gets another win here on her journey as a part of Friday Night Dynasty, and depending on wherever things go, she could be in your future, Andrea!
Andrea Valentine: And whenever that day comes, I’ll be looking forward to it!
Flannery McCoy: It’d be a clash between two of the most prominent women we have here on Dynasty and I think it could be well on its way! Bethany definitely sent a message here to you tonight – and possibly to StarrStan as well – but things have been a wild journey for the both of you, so who knows where things go from here!
(Inside the ring, Bethany makes her way over to the side of the ring where Andrea is still seated and the two of them back to staring each other down, and Bethany wears a smirk feeling elated about her win. Waving to Andrea before turning her back to the woman guest commentating for the match, Bethany goes to celebrate her victory with Andrea watching on as the scene fades out.)
(A commercial is shown for PNC Bank starring Ronan Malosi, where he tries to deposit “Ro-Bucks” into his bank account but the attendees simply refuse to do it. He’s practically begging at this point since he paid $15 to get it made for him.)
(Friday Night Dynasty comes back from commercial break to show Stephie Love standing at the center of the ring with a smile on her face and a microphone in her hand getting ready to announce the next match of the night!)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following singles match is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Rockstar’ by N.E.R.D begins to blast through the speakers of the arena to loud boos in response to who’s making their way out from the backstage area. It isn’t long before Andre Walker, accompanied by Albert Hitchman, make their way out to the stage. Albert is holding the Interwire Championship, which he hands to Andre before heading towards the backstage area once again. Andre then raises his Championship in the air before heading to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from The Isle of Samoa… weighing in at 245 pounds… he is the EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!! THE LAST KAISER… ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well here comes Andre Walker who doesn’t seem to be in the happiest mood tonight after the set of events that transpired on Dynasty last week. His promo in the ring was interrupted by Solomon Stane, who wasn’t short on holding his ground against Andre in a war of words. Then after Solomon lost his match against Ryan, Solomon attacked Andre who was at ringside forcing Andre to retreat from the scene.
Flannery McCoy: It leaves a bad taste in Andre’s mouth and I’m sure he’s going to use that accumulated anger and vent it out on his opponent tonight. We know what Andre can do in the ring, but I’m sure we’re going to see a whole different beast when Andre is mad.
Jake Mercer: Who do you think he is, Flan? The Hulk? Actually, don’t answer that, he probably heard that and is looking to take his anger out on me now, I’ll pass.
(‘Witches Burn’ by The Pretty Reckless then begins to play up to a loud mixed reaction in response to seeing Harlow Reichert make her way out to the stage. She has the Unified Tag Team Championship resting on her shoulder which she looks at for a moment before bringing it into her hands, and raising it in the air while pyro shoots out behind him. She then slings it over her shoulder again while she makes her way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Christchurch, New Zealand… weighing in at 135 pounds… she is one-half of the EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!! MISS NO FUCKS GIVEN… HARLOW REICHERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And here comes Harlow Reichert, who seems to be very unhappy as well after what happened earlier in the night. After her and Xavier came out to the ring to interrupt The Haircare Kings during their invasion of Dynasty, they blindsided Harlow and Xavier and left them down on the ground while they stood tall with the Tag Championships in their hands.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, it had to be an unfortunate sight for someone like Harlow and she’s someone who isn’t going to be so content on letting that go so lightly, but she has something else to focus on tonight, and that’s getting a victory.
Jake Mercer: Oh come on, just because they were beat up by Goldilocks who just happens to share the same first name and haircare routine as me and a bald person, doesn’t mean they have to be so deterred. Harlow will be fine, I swear.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this singles match is underway, and it seems like both Andre and Harlow are ready to get this show on the road! Both of them seem to be scanning the competition right now, methodical in their approach of this match knowing the skills and abilities of their respective opposition. They have advantages over one another, but that’s something they’re going to have to find out for themselves as time goes on. Both Andre and Harlow approach one another before engaging in a collar-and-elbow tie up! They’re jockeying for position, which is something Andre seems to be proficient in having the strength advantage over Harlow beginning to push her towards the ropes!
Flannery McCoy: But before Andre can engage the rope break, Harlow quickly turns the lockup into a headlock in her favor! Harlow dropS her weight and tries to bring Andre down with him! But it appears that’s not going to be such an easy task, WITH ANDRE LIFTING HER OFF THE GROUND AND LOOKING TO TRANSITION INTO A BACK SUPLEX! But that’s not something that Harlow is favoring right now, managing to flip over and land on her feet before Andre can fully execute! Andre turns around, WHILE HARLOW LEAPS UP INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A SOLID DROPKICK TO HIS CHEST!
Jake Mercer: Andre stumbles back but manages to stay upward by falling against the ropes, BUT THIS TIME HARLOW LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TO FOLLOW UP! Harlow grabbing Andre by his arm and sending him towards the opposite pair of ropes with an Irish whip, WHILE ANDRE REELS HIS ARM BACK AND GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE IN HOPES OF COUNTERING! But Harlow ducks under and finds herself behind Andre, USING THAT MOMENTUM TO GRAB ANDRE BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH AN EMPHATIC SLEEPER SLAM!
Stew-O: Harlow has managed to get the better of Andre so far, if she can keep this going, she might just be able to get a victory over the Interwire Champion tonight. Harlow grabbing the hair of Andre and tugging him up to his feet, Harlow looking to engage with a forearm strike! But Andre slips through and sends a brutal European Uppercut to the jaw of Harlow to stun her! Harlow stumbles back but makes her way forward, BUT ANDRE PULLING HER IN AND GRABBING HER BEFORE DROPPING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BRUTAL URANAGE!
Flannery McCoy: Harlow bouncing off the canvas, instantly rolling towards the ropes knowing the type of trouble that she finds herself in right now and not looking to give Andre the benefit of continuing the assault. But Andre seems to be doing so to his own accord regardless, RUNNING TOWARDS HARLOW AND GOING FOR A BASEBALL SLIDE TO KNOCK HARLOW OUT OF THE RING! But Harlow manages to roll out of the ring to avoid it, grabbing the legs of Andre before pulling him out as well! Andre barely manages to keep himself up, being taken by surprise while Harlow jumps up to the apron and begins to measure him up! RUNNING FORWARD BEFORE CONNECTING WITH AN APRON KICK TO THE FACE OF ANDRE DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH AUTHORITY!
Jake Mercer: Harlow doesn’t seem to be done though, staying on the apron while Andre is down on the canvas! HARLOW LEAPING OFF THE APRON AND CONNECTING WITH A BRUTAL DOUBLE FOOT STOMP THAT CAVES ANDRE’S CHEST IN! The Interwire Champion isn’t in a good position against one-half of the Unified Tag Team Champions right now as Harlow grabs him with all of his might and rolls him into the ring! Harlow sliding in herself and hooking the leg of Andre, going for an early pin attempt!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!
Stew-O: BUT IT’S ANDRE THAT QUICKLY GETS THE SHOULDER UP BEFORE THREE!
Flannery McCoy: Harlow nodding her head in acceptance, she knows damn well that she has the advantage over Andre and is striving to keep that going. Harlow is getting back up to her feet while grabbing ahold of Andre, but it looks like Andre is attempting to fight back with multiple shots towards her abdomen in hopes of weakening the grip that she has on him! BUT HARLOW PULLS ANDRE IN AND SENDS A KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE OF ANDRE DROPPING HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! Andre is stunned while Harlow turns around and runs to the ropes and back, CONNECTING WITH A SOLID KICK TO THE FACE DROPPING ANDRE DOWN TO THE MAT WITH AUTHORITY! Harlow isn’t done though, once again running to the ropes, BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A KNEE DROP TO HIS HEAD FOR GOOD MEASURE!
Jake Mercer: Andre is clearly in a rough spot here, but all he needs is one slight leeway and I’m sure he’ll be able to get himself back into this, but Harlow is making sure that’s not going to happen. Harlow has ahold of Andre by his head while she brings him up, grabbing ahold of his arm and sending him towards a corner with an Irish whip! Andre is backed up now, trying to recover to the best of his ability; BUT BEFORE HE CAN FULLY COLLECT HIMSELF ITS HARLOW THAT RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO HIS JAW TO DROP HIM DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION IN THE CORNER! Harlow stomping down on his chest to make sure that he stays there, moving back and beginning to set him up while the crowd rallies behind her! HARLOW RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A RUNNING CANNONBALL SENTON TO CRUSH ANDRE BETWEEN HERSELF AND THE TURNBUCKLE PADDING!
Stew-O: But before she can connect it’s Andre that manages to move out of the way, leaving Harlow to collide with the turnbuckles, nobody home to connect with! Harlow slowly crawling out of the corner and trying to get up to her feet, we said that it only takes a little bit for Andre to get the upper ground, and I think Harlow realizes that might be the case right here! Harlow is up, BUT SHE’S MET WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE COURTESY OF ANDRE WALKER WHICH DROPS HER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH AUTHORITY!
Flannery McCoy: Andre has the advantage now, pulling Harlow up with one arm before sending her to the ropes with an Irish whip, LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE TO DROP HARLOW DOWN TO THE GROUND! Andre isn’t done though, bringing her back up to her feet, BEFORE HE SENDS HER FLYING INTO THE AIR WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! WHAT A SHOW OF DOMINANCE BEING SHOWN BY ANDRE WALKER RIGHT NOW!
Jake Mercer: Harlow tumbles down to the ground while Andre pulls her back up, BEFORE LIFTING HER UP INTO THE AIR AND DROPPING HER DOWN WITH A BRUTAL POWERBOMB! Harlow winces in pain while she tries to flail her arms out of it, BUT ANDRE LIFTS HER UP ONCE AGAIN AND DROPS HER DOWN WITH ANOTHER ONE FOR GOOD MEASURE! Andre isn’t done though, looking for a trifecta to keep Harlow down for good! ANDRE LIFTING HARLOW UP AND GOING FOR A THIRD POWERBOMB!
Stew-O: But not today! Harlow begins to rain down fists before Andre can fully execute it, keeping Andre upwards while he tries to maintain stability and get control back! Harlow is relentless while Andre attempts to keep her up, but ultimately he’s forced to give in and drop her down to the ground! ANDRE ATTEMPTS TO COUNTERACT HARLOW’S ATTACK WITH A ELBOW SMASH TO HER FACE! But Harlow manages to duck under that, TURNING AROUND AND SENDING A SPINNING HEEL KICK TOWARDS THE SIDE OF ANDRE’S FACE TO DROP HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! Harlow stepping back now while Andre is in a world of hurt, BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A SHINING WIZARD TO HIS HEAD TO DROP HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!
Flannery McCoy: Harlow once again has the advantage and now, I don’t think she plans to let go of it. Andre is trying to get back up to her feet, WHILE HARLOW LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND GOES FOR A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TOWARDS HIS HEAD! But Andre manages to duck under that, SPINNING AROUND AND GOING FOR A LARIAT! But this time it’s Harlow that manages to evade that, HARLOW SLIDING DOWN AND GOING FOR A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF ANDRE’S KNEE! But Andre manages to barely avoid that by side-stepping, BEFORE DROPPING DOWN AND GOING FOR AN ELBOW DROP! But it’s Harlow that manages to roll out of the way, RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO HIS JAW WHILE HE SITS UP!
Jake Mercer: But Andre manages to roll out of the way of that, BEFORE HE RIPS HARLOW OFF OF THE GROUND AND DROPS HER DOWN WITH A BRUTAL POWERSLAM! Andre drops down as well though, it’s apparent that he’s out of breath right now and is trying to keep himself upright, but Harlow has taken a lot out of him and it’s apparent that he’s just going to have to keep pushing forward as much as he can. Andre is back up to his feet now, gripping onto his head while he waits for Harlow to get up as well, RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A JUMPING SHOULDER TACKLE!
Stew-O: But Harlow manages to move out of the way of that and throw Andre towards the ropes! HARLOW RUNNING FORWARD AND LOOKING TO SEND ANDRE OUT OF THE RING WITH A CLOTHESLINE! But it’s Andre that sends a knee shot towards the abdomen of Harlow that sends her backward! Harlow runs forward once again, but it’s Andre that grabs her by her head before sending her out through the middle rope! But Harlow manages to hold on and grab hold of the ropes to keep herself on the apron, before going through the ropes and sending a shoulder thrust towards the abdomen of Andre! HARLOW LEAPING OVER THE TOP ROPE NOW GOING FOR A SUNSET FLIP WHICH POSSIBLY TRANSITIONS RIGHT INTO A PIN ATTEMPT BY HARLOW!
Flannery McCoy: BUT ANDRE SENDS A UPPERCUT ONCE AGAIN THAT SENDS HARLOW TUMBLING DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE! Andre sees Harlow down on the outside, gritting his teeth trying to fight through all the pain that he’s been through in this match and patiently waits for Harlow to get back up to her feet. ANDRE RUNNING TO THE ROPES AND BACK, LEAPING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND EXECUTING A BEAUTIFUL VAULTING PLANCHA TO DROP HARLOW DOWN TO THE GROUND ON THE OUTSIDE ONCE MORE AS SOON AS SHE GETS UP!
Jake Mercer: But before he can connect Harlow manages to move out of the way forcing Andre to collide with the matting on the outside, and you know that just had to be absolutely brutal for him! Harlow grabbing Andre, BEFORE USING ALL OF HER MIGHT TO THROW HIM INTO THE BARRICADE FOR GOOD MEASURE! Harlow then keeping a hold of him by his hair, before rolling him into the ring and having him right in her sights!
Stew-O: Andre is down, while Harlow begins to make her way up to the top rope. Harlow has herself positioned and could have Andre right where she wants him! HARLOW GOING FOR A WUTHERING HEIGHTS ATTEMPT! THE CORKSCREW MOONSAULT TO FINISH THE JOB AND SECURE THE VICTORY FOR MS. NO FUCKS GIVEN!
Flannery McCoy: BUT BEFORE SHE CAN DO THAT IT’S ANDRE THAT STUMBLES UP AND FALLS AGAINST THE ROPES! Harlow drops down to a seated position on the top realizing that she could lose her balance and have one deadly drop to the floor beneath her! Harlow bracing herself knowing the type of situation that she finds herself in right now, BUT ANDRE ISN’T LOOKING TO GO FOR ANYTHING HIGH-RISK! ANDRE GRABBING HARLOW AND TOSSING HER OFF THE TOP ROPE AND SENDING HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH BRUTALITY!
(Andre falls backward and leans against the corner for a moment, blinking his eyes repeatedly and trying to find a way to get back into this match. Harlow is slowly trying to get back up to her feet, in an equal amount of pain while the crowd has bated breath in response to the situation. Andre stomps his feet down to the canvas, trying to get feeling back while he waits for Harlow to get back up to her feet…)
Jake Mercer: ANDRE GOING FOR HUNGER ON HILLSIDE! THE FINISHING SPEAR THAT COULD DAMN NEAR RIP HARLOW IN HALF!
Stew-O: WAIT! Harlow trapping Andre between her legs as a counter, hooking the arms, BEFORE LIFTING ANDRE UP AND DROPPING HIM DOWN WITH ALL OF HER MIGHT INTO THE DIVINE COMEDY! BUTTERFLY PILEDRIVER CONNECTS WHILE HARLOW ROLLS ANDRE OVER ONTO HIS BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG! FOR THE WIN! FOR THE WIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT ANDRE MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP IN TIME! BUT DESPITE ALL OF THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE HARLOW MIGHT HAVE HIM WHERE SHE WANTS HIM!
Jake Mercer: Harlow slowly dragging herself up and clutching onto the turnbuckles, the fatigue on her face tells all, but she still continues to push through in hopes that this match favors her. Harlow beginning to make her way up to the top while Andre is laid out on the ground, setting him up while Andre is down on the ground! Harlow might just have him dead to rights, this might be Harlow’s night for victory right here!
Stew-O: HARLOW LEAPING OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND GOING FOR WUTHERING HEIGHTS! THE CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO FINISH EVERYTHING OFF AND SECURE HERSELF THE VICTORY IN THIS MATCH!
Flannery McCoy: But before that can happen Andre manages to roll out of the way! Harlow meets a rough landing while she grabs her back in pain, meanwhile Andre sees the position that he’s in and realizes that it’s essential that he gets up before she does! Both of them are fighting for longevity and preservation in this match, but who will manage to get themselves up first!
Jake Mercer: IT’S HARLOW! HARLOW RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR LES MISÉRABLES! THE FLYING KNEE TO THE JAW OF ANDRE WHICH FOLLOWS RIGHT INTO THE TWISTER!
Stew-O: HUNGER ON HILLSIDE!
Flannery McCoy: THE SPEAR CONNECTS COMPLETELY RIPPING HARLOW REICHERT IN HALF! THIS IS EXACTLY THE TYPE OF OPPORTUNITY THAT ANDRE WAS WAITING FOR, AND HE MIGHT AS WELL HAVE FOUND IT RIGHT NOW! ANDRE ROLLING BACKWARD AND HOOKING THE LEG, PINNING HARLOW’S SHOULDERS TO THE MAT AND GOING FOR THE PIN! FOR THE THREE COUNT! COULD THIS BE IT?!
OOOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Rockstar’ begins to play up once again while Andre Walker slowly rolls off of the body of Harlow Reichert. He has a pained expression on his face which he tries to shake off while he slowly rises back up to his feet. He moves towards the center of the ring, where the referee meets him and raises his hand in the air. Meanwhile, Albert Hitchman has once again made an appearance, rolling in and handing Andre the Interwire Championship which he raises ceremoniously in the air with a smirk.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner… the EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!!!!! ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: What a match that we’ve been able to witness tonight against some of Friday Night Dynasty’s best! Both Andre and Harlow laid it all on the line to get the upper hand on one another, but in the end, only one could have the benefit of standing tall, and that came through to be the Interwire Champion himself.
Flannery McCoy: And you just have to wonder how Solomon Stane feels about the type of warning that Andre has put out there right now. It’s a mission statement for Andre, to help everyone understand the result that he’s conjured in his head heading toward Road To Redemption, he’s here to win and he’ll make sure of it. Congratulations to Andre!
(A final commercial is shown for EAW Road To Redemption starring Drake King, The Visual Prophet, Kassidy Heart, & Ms. Extreme.)
(Dynasty then goes from commercial to the backstage area where the camera is seen fixated on Gorilla Position. The Interwire Champion, Andre Walker along with Albert Hitchman is seen entering the scene through the curtain that leads to the arena. Andre is exasperated and disheveled, but still has a stoic expression that oozes importance from the Champion, while Albert follows looking very prideful in Andre’s victory tonight against one-half of the Unified Tag Team Champions. Andre doesn’t immediately walk past though, he turns his head before looking towards the camera with a scowl on his face, beginning to speak.)
Andre Walker: Did you see what I did out there? A prime example of dismantling and dominating and I still don’t get the appreciation that I deserve, still. It’s disgusting, isn’t it Albert? Where is that appreciation, where is that acknowledgement that I know I deserved, been deserved from the get go. Sure I get that from all that know better for the sake of their careers, but it’s insufficient seeing as though I don’t get that from the General Manager around these parts, isn’t that right, StarrStan?
(Andre grabs the camera and brings it closer to him, it’s clear that he’s a very unhappy person right now and he’s going to make it known that everyone is going to need to listen closely when he speaks.)
Andre Walker: I’ve been fighting minor leaguers for weeks now, weeks. I’ve given them that limelight, those 15 seconds of fame that will be the concrete ceiling that describes their lackluster career. There is no challenge to be had with the run of the mill, and that’s why I’ve been so disappointed when it comes to people like Solomon Stane, it’s despicable. So I don’t give a damn who needs to hear this, or what the hell I need to do to get my point across, but I demand a challenge. Next week, I’m going to come out to Friday Night Dynasty and if StarrStan knows what’s good for him, he’s going to listen to every single demand I have given him and respect my abilities as an Elitist. He better find me somebody, somebody worth my time, before I take it out on him and give him a reason not to waste my time. I will not be denied anymore, I am your Interwire Champion, and it’s time that people embed that into their heads, starting next week.
(Andre then turns around, fitting the Interwire Championship cozily over his shoulder before he disappears from the scene. Albert stays behind for a moment, looking towards the camera and shaking his head in disappointment after hearing Andre’s troubles before he turns around and follows him eagerly, it’s the last shot seen before Dynasty goes back to the arena from there.)
(‘Natural’ by Imagine Dragons hits, as the crowd erupts into cheers. After a moment, Terry Chambers steps out onto the stage wearing a long black coat. He looks determined for this match as it showcases two of Detroits talented natives.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Stephie Love: And it is your Main event of the evening!!! Introducing first.. From Detroit, Michigan!! Weighing in at 257lbs!! THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE!! TERRY CHAMBERS!!!
Stew-O: Here comes Terry Chambers who looks to win his second world title here in Elite Answers Wrestling!! Tonight he gets to take on the man himself, the world heavyweight champion, in tonights Extreme Elimination Chamber Preview Match.
Flannery McCoy: This is a one on one I’ve been looking forward to to be honest.
Jake Mercer: Two Big Meaty Men.
(‘Voodoo Chile (Slight Return)’ by Jimi Hendrix hits, as The Visual Prophet steps out onto the stage. The crowd remains loud, as he looks around the TD Garden with his World Heavyweight Championship wrapped around his waist. He unstraps it, as he walks down the entrance ramp, and taunts Terry with it, by raising it high in the air as he steps towards him.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent.. Also from Detroit, Michigan.. Weighing in at 280lbs.. HE IS THE FOUNDER OF THE VISUAL PROPHET LEADERSHIP ACADEMY!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET!!
Stew-O: Prophet didn’t have the best performance at Road to Redemption last year when he lost his world title in the chamber. This year, he plans on having things go differently, and this match against Terry could really set the tone for him heading into the event.
Flannery McCoy: Chambers is no pushover. He’s a former world champion so this is definitely the type of competition Prophet needs.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: There’s the bell, and this main event is underway! The two natives of Detroit look to bring this Boston crowd a great match here tonight. I mean, listen to this crowd erupt for these two fan favorites here tonight. How could you not give them a great performance?
Flannery McCoy: The energy is here, Stew, and it looks like these two men are about to go at it, as they circle with one another here in the center of the ring! They tie up, and it’s The Visual Prophet who quickly puts Terry Chambers in a standing side headlock! Viz sticks his tongue out, as the fans get a kick out of it, but soon enough it’s Chambers who shoves The Visual Prophet off, and sends him towards the side ropes!! Viz hits the ropes, and rebounds back towards Terry.. SHOULDER BLOCK BY VIZ AND IT SENDS TERRY RIGHT DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet isn’t done just yet. He looks to the side and quickly heads towards the ropes once again, as Terry slowly works his way back up to his feet. Viz back on the rebound.. BUT TERRY CATCHES THE VISUAL PROPHET WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE!!! Viz drops down too his knees, clutches out his nose and mouth in pain, then stares directly at Terry Chambers.
Jake Mercer: This is more than just Detroit vs Everybody tonight. This is Detroit vs Detroit. The best way you could describe the type of energy these guys are going to deliver towards one another would be if you were to watch a Michigan vs Michigan State Game.
Stew-O: You’ve got that right, because Viz has just worked his way up to his feet and is now charging towards Terry Chambers at full speed!! RUNNING LARIAT BY VIZ!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! Chambers ducks underneath the arm!! He turns around, as Viz does the same.. UPPERCUT BY TERRY CHAMBERS!! Wow!! That uppercut snapped Viz’s head back, and now he’s falling back towards the corner! Viz hits the corner turnbuckles, but quickly gets out of the corner and steps towards Terry Chambers while still groggy after that nasty uppercut from earlier.. BUT I DON’T THINK THAT WAS A GREAT IDEA, BECAUSE CHAMBERS JUST WRAPPED HIS ARMS AROUND VIZ AND SENT HIM FLYING WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet just went crashing down to the canvas of the ring, and it’s crazy to think, because we don’t normally see The Visual Prophet get tossed around like this.
Jake Mercer: You have got that right. Right now Terry is making Big Viz look like his name is really Lil V.
Flannery McCoy: I think that just shows how powerful and strong Chambers is as well. Chambers wants to regain world championship gold, and this preview match may be what gets him there. It’s not every day you get a shot at the champion, and tonight, Chambers is taking it to the Visual Prophet!
Stew-O: Prophet is now up to his hands and knees and clutching at his back, as Chambers makes his way over to him. Chambers grabs Viz by the head and shoulders, then lifts him up to his feet. KICK TO THE STOMACH BY CHAMBERS!!! HE THEN FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A SNAP SUPLEX!!! The impact from Viz’s landing has him arching his back in pain, as he slowly rolls over to his stomach. Chambers rises up to his feet, walks around towards the head of The Visual Prophet, reaches down, and grabs him once more. Chambers now has Viz up to his feet, as he lowers his shoulders and lifts him up!!
Flannery McCoy: IT LOOKS LIKE TERRY IS GETTING READY TO CONNECT WITH HIS SAMOAN DROP ON THE VISUAL PROPHET!!! PROPHET IS TRYING TO BREAK FREE!! BUT TERRY SLAMS VIZ DOWN INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING WITH THE SAMOAN DROP!!! VIZ IS FLATTENED, AND NOW TERRY COVERS VIZ FOR THE PIN!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: KICKOUT BEFORE THE ONE!!
Stew-O: Terry Chambers gets on his knee, stares down at Viz, then begins to look frustrated. I’m guessing he understands that our World Heavyweight Champion isn’t going out easily based on the quick kickout. This is going to be an absolute war tonight, because Terry is bringing the energy, but Viz is too stubborn to lose!
Flannery McCoy: Chambers gets back up to his feet, then stomps down onto Visual Prophet! His boot lands right in the midsection, and it is there where Viz grips his abdomen in pain! Viz slowly turns over to cover his stomach, then begins to work up to his hands and knees. Viz then progresses up to his feet.. BUT CHAMBERS TURNS HIM AROUND, AND PULLS HIM IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS!!! Chambers is going for his sitout powerbomb!! CHAMBERS LIFTS-
Stew-O: NO!! VIZ WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!! BEFORE CHAMBERS COULD LIFT VIZ UP INTO THE POWERBOMB POSITION, VIZ BACK BODY DROPPED HIM AND NOW CHAMBERS IS DOWN ON THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!!
Jake Mercer: Terry is clutching at his back, as he slowly works his way up to his hands and knees, then up to his feet.. BUT IT’S VIZ WHO IS CHARGING AT HIM WITH A RUNNING LARIAT!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! TERRY CHAMBERS EVADES THE ATTACK BY DROPPING DOWN TO DUCK THE ARM!!! BUT NOT ONLY THAT, BUT HE MANAGED TO PULL DOWN ON THE TOP ROPE, AND VIZ JUST WENT FLYING RIGHT OVER!!! PROPHET LANDS HARD HERE AT RINGSIDE!!!
Flannery McCoy: Look at the face of Terry Chambers right now! He nearly lost control of this match, but kept up with the pace that Viz was trying to work with on his counter, and now he’s got Prophet down at ringside! Chambers rises up to his feet, and runs to the far ropes!! He hits the ropes and rebounds back, as Viz slowly gets to his feet on the outside!!! SUICIDE DIVE BY TERRY CHAMBERS!!!
Stew-O: NO!!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET CAUGHT CHAMBERS IN MID AIR, AND SLAMMED HIM DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A SPINE BUSTER!!!! THIS BOSTON CROWD IS GOING ABSOLUTELY WILD!!! WHAT A MOVE!! WHAT A COUNTER!!! WHAT A CHAMPION!!!!
(The Visual Prophet does a front double bicep flex towards Terry Chambers, as the crowd goes wild behind him!! The Visual Prophet then turns around and starts telling the crowd to get loud, as they begin to get even louder. Viz has a smirk on his face, as he looks down at Chambers who is still on the ground.)
The Visual Prophet (Off-Mic): GO GREEN!!!!
Crowd: GO WHITE!!!!
The Visual Prophet (Off-Mic): GO GREEN!!!!
Crowd: GO WHITE!!!!!!
Stew-O: Prophet has started the iconic Michigan State Spartans chant here in the TD Garden!! You know, earlier this week, there were comments about U of M and Michigan State, and seeing how Chambers is a U of M fan, you have to believe he hates hearing this chant here in the TD Garden!!
(The Visual Prophet walks over to a nearby fan who is wearing a Paul Pierce Boston Celtics Jersey. Prophet Points at the green colors on the jersey.)
The Visual Prophet (Off-Mic): GO GREEN!!!!!
(Prophet then points at the white colors on the Boston jersey.)
Crowd: GO WHITE!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well, the fans in the TD Garden are definitely familiar with the color combination, as green and white are the colors of their beloved Boston Celtics. Viz definitely has a way with these fans and you have to wonder what’s going through Terry’s head right now.
Flannery McCoy: Well, it looks like the referee is at a count of 7 now! Viz stops the Green and white chant, as he makes his way over to Chambers who is slowly getting up onto one knee. Viz tries to grab Chambers.. But Chambers with a massive bodyshot to the midsection of Viz!! Viz clutches his abdomen, then fires away with a right hook of his own that catches Chambers right across the face!! Chambers responds by shoving Viz back a few feet.. Viz steps towards Chambers as Chambers gets to his feet…
Stew-O: UPPERCUT!!!! TERRY JUST CAUGHT VIZ WITH A NASTY UPPERCUT ONCE AGAIN!! THIS TIME AS HE WAS COMING UP TO HIS FEET!! Chambers grabs a hold of Viz, then slides Prophet back into the ring. Chambers quickly slides back in as well, but quickly pops up to his feet! Chambers runs towards the far ropes, rebounds back towards Viz who is just now getting to his feet, and..
Jake Mercer: VIZ CATCHES HIM WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE MIDSECTION!!! Chambers bends over and grabs at his stomach. He definitely got the wind knocked out of him right there.
Flannery McCoy: And it looks like The Visual Prophet is going to take advantage of the position Chambers is in, as he grabs him by the head and snapmares him down into a seated position in the center of the ring. Viz stands up behind Chambers.. DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD BY VIZ!! AND THAT SENDS CHAMBERS FLAT AGAINST THE CANVAS, AS VIZ COVERS FOR THE PIN!
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Flannery McCoy: And there’s the kickout by Terry Chambers!!
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet almost had that one right there, but it looks like Terry has more fight left in him. Prophet turns his head now and looks up at those corner turnbuckles. Viz may not look like the type of Elitist that would take flight, because of how much damage he can deal with his strength and power alone, but he can make things happen with aerial moves as well! Viz scales up to the top rope, and gets himself set!! Down below, it’s Chambers who is just now getting to his feet from his knees!! He looks up!!
Jake Mercer: AND VIZ LEAPS INTO THE AIR WITH A DIVING CLOTHESLINE!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT CHAMBERS DUCKS UNDERNEATH THE ARM, AS VIZ JUMPS RIGHT PAST HIM!! Prophets stumbles on the landing, and from behind, it’s Chambers who turns him around!!! KICK TO THE ABDOMEN BY TERRY!!! CHAMBERS OF PAIN!! FUTURE SHOCK DDT BY TERRY CHAMBERS CONNECTS!!!! HE TURNS VIZ OVER AND GOES FOR THE PIN!! THIS ONE MAY BE OVER!!!
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Stew-O: KICKOUT BY VIZ ONCE AGAIN!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET HAS NOT FALLEN HERE TONIGHT!!
Flannery McCoy: Terry Chambers can’t believe it!! He thought he had it won!! He thought it was a checkmate!! Chambers gets back to his feet and.. HE LIFTS VIZ UP BY THE LEG AND WRAPS IT AROUND THE BACK OF HIS NECK!!! TORTURE CHAMBER!!! THE BROCK LOCK IS LOCKED IN!!!
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet is screaming out in pain!! As you all know, over the past two year, Viz has gained quite a bit of weight. Mostly muscle, but weight is weight, and so for him to be in this Torture Chamber is painful, because that’s more weight and stress on the knee!! Viz is making it evident that he is in excruciating pain, but the World Heavyweight Champion isn’t tapping out!!
Flannery McCoy: But he just might have to!! Terry Chambers is bouncing up and down, forcing a lot of strain on that knee joint, and putting Viz through absolute hell right now!! If Chambers keeps this up, The Visual Prophet may not even make it to Road to Redemption!!
Stew-O: Chambers continues to swing Viz around, twisting his knee in the process. Viz clutches at his knee with his left hand, then begins to reach out for the ropes with his right! The two are in the center of the ring, and it seems like Viz won’t be able to grab the ropes due to his positioning!! He’s definitely hurting right now, and the best option for him may be to tap ou-
Flannery McCoy: VIZ REACHES, AND HOOKS TERRY’S ANKLE WITH HIS ARM! HE TWISTS IT, THEN TRIPS TERRY TO THE MAT.. WHAT’S THIS!?! THE VIZ LOCK!!! THE VIZ LOCK IS LOCKED IN!!! VIZ IS WRENCHING AT THE ANKLE OF TERRY CHAMBERS RIGHT NOW!!! CHAMBERS BEGINS TO TRY AND SCOOT HIMSELF TOWARDS THE ROPES!! HE’S ALMOST THERE!!! HE’S REACHING!! REACHING!!! HE’S FINGERTIPS AWAY!!!!
Stew-O: BUT VIZ WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND TERRY’S!!!! TERRY CAN’T GET ANY CLOSER TO THE ROPES, AND NOW THIS SUBMISSION IS NEARLY UNBREAKABLE!! CHAMBERS IS SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN!! HE MAY NEED TO TAP RIGHT HERE!! HE MAY NEED TO DO IT!!!
Jake Mercer: Tap the ankle?
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! TAP OUT!!! VIZ MIGHT JUST BREAK TERRY’S ANKLE IF THIS CONTINUES ANY LONGER!!!
Stew-O: BUT LOOK AT THE EYES OF TERRY CHAMBERS!! THEY LOOK DETERMINED AND FOCUSED AS HE BITES HIS LIP TO RID HIS MIND OF THE PAIN HE IS FEELING IN HIS ANKLE!!! TERRY LETS OUT A LOUD SCREAM AND REACHES OUT AS FAR AS HE CAN!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT HE MISSES THE ROPES!!! VIZ STILL HAS IT LOCKED IN!!!! AND TERRY.. TERRY TA-
Stew-O: TERRY REACHES OUT ONCE AGAIN, AND SCREAMS OUT AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AS HIS ANKLE GETS STRETCHED FULLY DUE TO HIM REACHING FOR THE ROPES!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT HE GRABS IT!!! HE MANAGES TO GRAB THE BOTTOM ROPES!
Stew-O: NO WAY!!! Terry Chambers just forced the rope break, and now Viz is releasing the Viz lock!! Viz covers his face in disappointment, as he thought he had the match won right there. Meanwhile, Terry is clutching at his right ankle in pain.
Flannery McCoy: These two warriors have been going at it with each other all night, and the damages can be seen very well right now. Viz slowly tries to work up to his feet, as Terry Chambers uses the side ropes to assist himself up to his feet. Viz stands first, and makes his way over to Terry who is still holding onto the ropes to support himself on his way up.
Stew-O: Terry just now gets to his feet.. Barely able to stand.. Barely able to put weight on that right ankle.. And here comes Prophet!! Viz steps up to Terry Chambers, kisses his own hand, then presses it up against the forehead of Terry Chambers!!! Viz takes a step back..
Jake Mercer: KISS TO THE HEAD!!!!! BULLHAMMER ELBOW STRIKE BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!! TERRY CHAMBERS COULDN’T MOVE OUT OF THE WAY DUE TO HIS ANKLE, AND INSTANTLY DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!! VIZ GRABS HIM BY THE WRISTS, AND DRAGS HIM TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING.. AND NOW HE GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Voodoo Chile (Slight Return)’ by Jimi Hendrix hits, as The Visual Prophet rises up to his feet. The crowd erupts into cheers for Viz, as the referee raises his hand in the air.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner.. THE FOUNDER OF THE VISUAL PROPHET LEADERSHIP ACADEMY!! THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!
Stew-O: What a match between these two world champion level Elitists. They definitely put on a show here in Boston and gave us a preview that has me excited for Road to Redemption.
Flannery McCoy: It looks like Viz is more than ready this time around, and he wants to keep it that way. This was a tough opponent in Terry Chambers, someone he will see again inside of the chamber with his title on the line, so a victory here must feel great for him.
Stew-O: But that’s all we have for you all here tonight. Thanks for watching, and we’ll see you all next time on Friday Night Dynasty!!
(The screen shows The Visual Prophet flexing out to the crowd and raising his EAW World Heavyweight Championship in the air, as they cheer him on. The screen then fades out.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
