Fight Grid
(EAW Intro Plays.)
(The highlight package of the previous week’s episode of Friday Night Dynasty rolls. We see Serena Bennett confronted by Sienna Jade as it’s clear both former Universal Women’s champions have a lot of animosity towards one another and that their rivalry is far from over. Next, our first match is displayed as newcomer JJ Moon joins Archimedes J. Manson in a tag team arch against Lindsey Kingsley and The National EXTREME Champion Lethal Consequences. Following a huge win for the champ and his manager, LC shocked the world by caving in Kingsely’s head with his infamous guitar as the crowd was left stunned at his actions. Following this, we watch Kassidy Heart try and speak on her post House of Glass options before being ambushed and dissed by her HOG foe The Visual Prophet.)
(Next, the number one contender’s match up between Ronan Malosi and Justin Windgate is fought. Ronan fights hard and tries his best but The Xtreme Classic manages to snag the win and the chance for a title opportunity following his failure to dethrone Lethal Consequences at House of Glass. After this, Osamu Arcichida takes on Angel De Plata Jr. one on one in a match up that was hotly contested. We watch as Osamu tries to remove his opponent’s mask but then hits his finisher on him as Angel tries to keep his mask from being removed. Arcichida snags the win and Angel is left distraught and angry at how things went down. Afterwards, we see Impact in an in-depth interview where he doesn’t take kindly to those assuming EAW was passing him by. We see Impact expound on how he is disturbed at the lack of credit he gets and lets everyone know that he will be looking to get his tenth reign as World Champion.)
(Next, an incredible matchup between Sienna Jade and Jenny Cien goes down as Sienna takes the fight to the New Breed champion. Before Sienna can put her foe away, video footage of Serena Bennett’s big win at Pain for Pride XII over Jenny is shown and out comes Serena to help Jenny defeat Sienna Jade following her 450 splash. Following this, Sienna Jade storms StarrStan’s office and chastises him for allowing Serena to harass her over and over. Starrstan defends Serena a bit and retorts that the revenge plot was initiated by Jade taking Serena out of action for a month. StarrStan devises a fair scenario for both Serena and Sienna; a pick your poison match for both women and they choose their rivals opponent. Sienna quickly picks Jenny Cien to face Serena. Turns out, Sienna would be facing a person close to her…Impact!)
(Footage is shown of Darcy May Morgan conducting an interview as she is proudly boasting about her win over Osamu Arcichida at House of Glass. DMM then reveals that the title opportunity she earns will be for a one on one Specialist Championship match with Andrea Valentine next week on Dynasty. Following this, DMM has an incredible match up with The Visual Prophet that ends with Viz picking up the win. Afterwards, a beautiful video package is shown and the last segment of the show is dedicated to the newly crowned World Heavyweight Champion TLA as he is embraced by the crowd and celebrates his biggest accomplishment in wrestling. TLA spreads love to everyone that happened to have watched him from his humble beginnings and even the rocky times in his career before laying down the gauntlet and making it clear he wasn’t running or ducking any challenger that may try to take his belt. The final shot is the new champion posing with his belt as the package fades out.)
(Fireworks erupt inside the Golden 1 Center in Sacramento, California as Friday Night Dynasty begins. The theme song to the show plays as we see a crowd shot featuring all the EAW fans and their hand made signs. One sign stands out as a frantic young lady waves it and it reads “TLA: The Latino Angel“ with a picture of TLA under a halo with his tongue out his mouth. We cut from this shot to the ringside area as we see our trio of announcers.)
Flannery McCoy: It’s going to be a great show tonight, I can feel it!
Stew-O: I’m inclined to agree! Welcome everybody to Friday Night Dynasty! We are here live from inside the Golden 1 Center in Sac-Town and we are here to bring you the best professional wrestling and live entertainment product going today! Stew-O here and beside me sits the wonderful Flannery McCoy…
Flannery McCoy: That would be me!
Stew-O: And our partner in crime, Jake Mercer.
Jake Mercer: Don’t say crime, I got in trouble for illegally downloading streams of EAW shows back in the day and making tapes that I would trade with people I met on the internet when I was like 12.
Flannery McCoy: Aren’t you almost thirty? The statue of limitations of that have been up and besides, that’s a stupid crime to brag about on live television.
Jake Mercer: I mean, I could admit that I also stole underwear in the great Empire locker-room panty raid from last season and managed to pay off my student debt with some of Kassidy Heart’s g-strings.
Flannery McCoy: And you don’t get to talk for ten minutes.
Jake Mercer: :wow:
Stew-O: I know that was inappropriate and distracting but what won’t be inappropriate and distracting is the show we have lined up tonight! TLA vs Drake King headlines our show, Ronan Malosi vs newbie Ezio De Luca, and so much more in coming up as well!
Flannery McCoy: Sienna Jade vs the love of her life Impact?! Is that actually going to happen?! Jenny Cien and Serena Bennett just might steal the show. Can’t forget Kassidy Heart vs National Elite champion Lethal Consequences and The Visual Prophet vs Osamu Arcichida in Elimination Chamber qualifiers. We also will see Cage go one on one with Justin Windgate tonight also!
(“Smells like Teen Spirit” plays. Fans in the building go wild as out comes the one and only Cage as he sports his signature scowl and stares intently at all of the audience.)
Stew-O: Looks like you spoke him up, Flan.
Flannery McCoy: I sure did! Hall of famer, former Answers World Champion, current elitist of the year for his work last year, Diamond Cage is here!
(DC walks down the ramp, avoiding the fan slapping and high fives that people attempt to get from him. Cage rolls under the bottom rope as his music plays and he surveys the building a bit before standing firm in the middle of the ring. Cage screams at Stephie Love and she tosses a microphone to him from outside the ring and he catches it one handed before pointing to the back and signaling them to cut his theme music.)
Cage: 2018 wasn’t a bad year for me. I can’t front, I think part of me wishes we could turn back the hands of time and revisit those moments and relive those days. The highest of highs I ever felt in this sport, in this ring, in my career came last year and I was rewarded. I was a champion, I was THE champion here in EAW. I was EAW World Champion and I was voted Elitist of the year over all of my peers and it ended last season when I was defeated inside that extreme elimination chamber. Ever since then? It hasn’t be the most pleasant of rides being me. Ups and a lot of downs have been the theme of my career this year. Part of it was on me, my desire here morphed a bit at times. Losses against guys we all know I could destroy if I had an ounce of give-a-fuck-about-em in me maybe has tainted the views of my legacy. I say to that; suck my dick. My legacy is my legacy and with which it will be written by me and not some scrawny saps who would cross the street if they saw me outside of this realm. Not by some fans who expect something out of me that they couldn’t replicate themselves in a thousand years. I can’t go back and redo this year or relive 2018. Not in a video game, in a movie where I’m played by Tom Hardy in lift boots, or in some cheap broadway play. I can do what I always do when shit gets hectic and the business tries to tell me to step down; fight.
(The crowd roars at Cage’s rhetoric as DC looks unimpressed at himself.)
Cage: They can kick dirt on my name and spit on my grave but I’m not fucking dead yet. I am the most hardcore man in professional wrestling history. A fighter is all I know how to be. No catchy catch phrases, no gimmicky goofball bull shit. That ain’t who I am and if that’s what I got to do be champion then I will never be champion again. But, If fighting and winning nag the extreme elimination chamber will get me back to where I belong than you can bet your ass that that’s what I am going to do. Drake King, TLA, and whoever else thinks they can find their way in…just know…I will be in that match as well. I am the fiercest fucking man in EAW. I fight and I will always fight until these knuckles turn to mush and my knees finally give out. And I will be fighting everybody in my way at the extreme elimination chamber until that World championship is mine.
Stew-O: Huge announcement by DC! He is letting everybody know that he is going to be in that extreme elimination chamber match!
Cage: One last thing… hey Karl, keep my name out of your fucking mouth. I heard what you had to say about me last week and trust me when I tell you these aren’t the kind of problems you want. When I win the world championship, I promise you all that I will not run around talking about “The Diamond Cage Experience” or begging for my woman to help me keep my belt unlike that scumbag that previously held that title. That senile bitch Impact just showed you guys that witho his GAWD contract or his wife literally handing him a win, he just a frail ass boy pretending to be the man around here. Unlike Impact, I’m getting better and aging like wine and if he speaks on me one more time, I’ll spill his blood like a glass of wine all over this fucking ring. Tell Justin Windgate to bring it or else he is going to be subjected to a beating worse than anyone has ever had to deal with.
(Microphone drop. Cage stares intensely into the camera as his theme song plays again. DC exits the ring and slowly walks up the ramp as the commentary trio begins to speak.)
Stew-O: Cage just made a hell of an announcement; he is telling us all that he will be in this years extreme elimination chamber match! DC also had some choice words for Impact and I promise you that Impact won’t like what he heard just now.
Flannery McCoy: Cage, Drake King, and TLA in the Extreme Elimination chamber with spots still open? This could be insane!
Jake Mercer: Can I talk again?
Flannery McCoy: No.
Jake Mercer: :wow:
(Broadfast feed transitions from ringside to Stephie Love in the center of the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…
Fans: ONE FALL!!
( Our Waking Hour by The Secret plays over the sound system as suddenly the crowd gathers in a chorus of boos when Ronan Malosi makes his way to the ring sided by his manager. )
Stephie Love: Stephie Love: Introducing first from Cape Town, South Africa, weighing in at 275 pounds and being accompanied to the ring by Sylas Sandars! He is the “Cape Town Cripper” ROOOOOOOOOOOOONAN MALOSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Ronan decided to get help on his road to destruction, he is now with a new manager: Sylas!
Jake Mercer: Can you believe it’s the old man who went to Ronan wanting to manage him? I’m shocked!
Flannery McCoy: Wouldn’t be the first pair of the sort in EAW, won’t be the last either.
Stephie Love: Aaaaand his opponent! From Providence, Rhode Island, weighing in at 244 lbs… EZIO DE LUCA!
( Movin’ On Up by Primal Scream hits and Ezio DeLuca dances out onto the stage. He makes his way to ring and he looks more focused than ever before as he looks straight at The Cape Town Crippler looking ready to go. )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew-O: And here we go! Both men goes from their respective corners and advances to face each other in a head butting stare down! Ronan by just an inch is higher than Ezio who stares into the depths of his eyes while The White Lion is mouthing off obscenities and promises of pain like he norm-WOAH!!! DeLuca JUST PLANTED A SLOPPY KISS ON MALOSI’S LIPS AFTER HE GRABBED HIS HEAD WITH BOTH HANDS!!
Jake Mercer: He just Bugs Bunny’ed The Cape Town Crippler!
Flannery McCoy: What’s Up Doc??
Stew-O: Roman is repulsed and shoves Ezio away with force looking disgusted and angry, DeLuca attempts to take advantage of the situation by rearing into the ropes behind him and try for a clothesline but is greeted by a big boot from Malosi sending the Rhode Islander down on the mat! Like a beast Malosi leaps on his opponent and begins unloading heymakers on the laid body on the floor while Ezio tries to cover himself as best he can! Suddenly Ezio grabs a hold of one of Malosi’s arms trying to go for an MMA style submission move but flaring the danger Ronan gets back up and off of DeLuca!
Jake Mercer: That oughta teach him to play around!
Flannery McCoy: Oh c’mon lighten up it was hilarious!
Stew-O: Still looking angry, Ronan stares at his opponent who is daring him with a come at me bro hand gesture. Ronan responds by moving forward as Ezio backs into a corner but then spins Malosi around forcing his back against the turnbuckle and begins to rile him with punches, and then a few forearm smashes for good measure! Ronan slides down on the mat in the corner after Ezio leans down and drills his shoulder stiffly against his stomach a few times he is not messing around which is followed by a series of foot stomps which the fans are counting each strikes!
Fans: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10!!!
Stew-O: Ezio moves to the center of the ring raising his arms gloriously and parading a bit under the cheers of the crowd while Ronan tries to get back to his feet but he is quickly met by DeLuca who gets him into a side headlock! What? No way he is rubbing the hair of Ronan like he is ribbing on him! He rubs his knuckles into Malosi’s hair as if to haze him!
Jake Mercer: Why for??
Flannery McCoy: Go Ezio!
Stew-O: DeLuca presses on by shoving Malosi into the ropes, he rears into it himself on the opposite side going for a leaping clothesline BUT RONAN CATCHES HIM IN MIDAIR AND SLAMS HIM DOWN WITH A POWERFUL THRUSTING SPINEBUSTER!! He follows it quickly by towering over Ezio and grabbing at his legs positioning him for a Cloverleaf submission manoeuver!! Ronan wants to end this by making DeLuca tap!! But will he? The man is screaming in pain but the match is still rather early on so he has quite a lot of strength left in the tank! It doesn’t take too long before he uses his own power to drag Malosi close to the ropes enough for Eric to save himself and grab hold while the referee is ordering Ronan to let go! He does but not before keeping the hold on a few seconds longer for good measure!
Jake Mercer: And outside of the ring goes Ezio! Smart move he needs to recover after a submission like this.
Flannery McCoy: Ronan won’t give him much though look out!!!
Stew-O: Malosi doesn’t waste any time sliding out of the ring to reach out to Ezio grabbing him by the shorts and drive him hard into a corner post! The Providence native is stumbling looking dazed AND RONAN SHOULDER TACKLES HIM RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE BEHIND DELUCA!!! WHAT FORCE THE BARRICADE MOVED BACK AT LEAST A GOOD TWO FEET!! Ezio crumbles on the floor on his ass as he gets stomped by a series of vicious foot stomps from Ronan a good series of 10 matching those he received by DeLuca in the ring a little while ago. The ref is starting to count the two men but Ronan don’t care for now as he provokes the live crowd by raising his arms in the air! He then measures up Ezio who is slowly getting up to his feet he is signaling for a punt BUT HE GETS COLLECTED BY EZIO AS HE CHARGED FORTH AND IS BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEXED OVER THE BARRICADE AND OVER THE CROWD THAT GOES BUZZING SUDDENLY!! But the referee doesn’t stop his count! Will both men be counted out? Is this how this match is going to end? Ezio looks like he wants to go back into the ring and hope that Malosi doesn’t come back in time but then he shakes his head and quickly goes over the rail and grabs onto Malosi moving him throwing him over the barricade again! Jumping over the rail himself he moves to shove Malosi into the ring following right behind and follows with a series of knee drops to Malosi’s kidney!! Quickly moving he gets behind Ronan and engages into a sleeper hold!! He will try to end the match right then and there how humiliating would it be for Malosi to sleep in the arms of Ezio!
Jake Mercer: … Dude…
Flannery McCoy: (Flannery giggles very much amused) Ezio wouldn’t mind I’m sure!
Stew-O: Oh you guys! Back to the action Malosi looks to be fading quickly but as much as he is flailing his arms he seems to be losing it slowly under the watchful eye of the referee! Ezio suddenly moves to ram Malosi’s head into the mat a few times before the referee calls for him to stop! He goes for the cover!!
OOONE!!!
TWOOOO!!!
Stew-O: MALOSI LIFTS HIS SHOULDER UP and keeps his chances of winning alive though it’s not looking good. Ezio punches a few good solid ones across the face of Malosi and goes to the nearest corner climbing on the second corner and delivers a beautiful executed middle rope elbow drop!! He hooks the leg for the pin!!
ONNE!!!
Stew-O: Malosi gets his shoulder up once more he is not going to let a move like that be his demise tonight!! Ezio gets up backing himself into a corner looking to Ronan with intensity, Malosi is getting up his back turned to Ezio who charges forth when Malosi turns AND SPEAR!!! SPEAR!! Beautifully executed!! The crowd goes wild and DeLuca gets back up and sizes up Ronan while Sylas is banging his fists on the ring apron! Ronan gets up slowly. WOAH THE PVDOP!! THE PVDOP!! PERFECTLY EXECUTED!! DeLUCA WITH THE COVER… BUT THE REFEREE IS STUCK WITH SYLAS WHO IS ARGUING WITH HIM ON THE RING APRON!!! DeLuca gets up and behind the referee telling Sylas off BUT LOOK OUT!!!! BEHIND HIM A LOW BLOW!! A LOW BLOW BY RONAN BEHIND THE REFEREE’S BACK!!! Ezio is reeling and holds his family jewels in pain and Ronan zones in not wanting to miss this opportunity! He scoops DeLuca up!! DEATH-RO!! DEATH-RO!!! THE WIDOW MAKER MANOEUVRER FROM MALOSI TO DELUCA! RONAN GOES FOR THE COVER!!
OOONNEEE!!!!
TWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
(Our Waking Hour by The Secret blasts through the arena’s sound system as the referee goes to raise Malosi’s arm to declare him the winner but he is shoved by Ronan’s new manager Sylas who screams at the official to get loss under the boos of the crowd. Sylas proudly raises the arm of Ronan pointing at him with the other as he mouths off to the crowd. )
Stew-O: What a match between those two behemoths!
Jake Mercer: True but only one could get away with the win, this round it’s Ronan Malosi! The effect of a new manager seems to have bared immediate results!!
Flannery McCoy: Dynasty will return shortly after these messages.
(Commercial break including an ad for Postmates delivery service featuring the Visual Prophet. To lazy to get up off your ass and trek outside in the cold for your mono medication? Postmates has got you covered.)
(Dynasty returns from commercial break where the camera pans over the fans in the Golden 1 Center as ‘Roll with Me’ by Charlie XCX starts up and smoke fills the entrance ramp. The crowd in Sacramento immediately pops loud for Andrea Valentine. With the Specialist title wrapped around her waist, Andrea poses on the ramp with a smile on her face and begins confidently strutting to the ring.)
Stew-O: The crowd here in Sacramento are huge Andrea Valentine fans. This woman has had a hell of a year and as it comes to a close, she’s looking to maintain her dominance as Specialist Champion.
Flannery McCoy: You’ve got that right. Andrea has been quite successful — winning War Games alongside Ms. Extreme and Raven Roberts as well as her dominance as champion — and on free-per-view, she’ll be going one on one against Veena Adams over in San Francisco at Wicked Games.
(Andrea grabs a microphone and steps in the ring, the music dies down and the crowd gives her a big round of applause.)
Andrea Valentine: We all know what’s going to happen at Wicked Games. But quite frankly, I’m not out here to address Veena Adams. She’s going to get what she deserves. No, tonight, here on DYNASTY! I’m here to talk about… THIS.
(Andrea raises her championship in the air and the crowd cheers once again.)
Andrea Valentine: When I won this title back in May, I knew what it meant. The lineage behind it. The history it had. For 190 days, my best friend… Brody Sparks —
Crowd: BRODY! BRODY! BRODY!
Andrea Valentine: Yes. My—
(The crowd continues to chant Brody’s name over Andrea, making her smile and putting a tear in her eye as she pauses to appreciate the crowds respect for Brody. She nods her head and puts the microphone back to her lips.)
Andrea Valentine: My best friend, the late great Brody Sparks, held this title and tore through competitor after competitor to keep it around her waist. She set a record, holding the title longer than anyone else was able to. Longer than any other woman in history. And I knew she’d be cheering me on to do the same. And next week, I know I will become the longest reigning Specialist Champion in the history of this company. Hell or high water. Back when I was on the independent scene, people relegated me to being a ‘backstage correspondent.’ They didn’t think I had what it takes to be in this ring, week after week, putting my body on the line in order to fight for the right to hold championship gold like this. They thought I was another pretty face, not a warrior in this squared circle. Yet over and over again… I’VE PROVED THEM WRONG!
(The crowd pops again, standing on their feet for Andrea’s intensity.)
Andrea Valentine: I’ve faced anyone who has come my way and each and every time, I’ve put everything I have into making sure I remain the champion. To keep the legacy of this title intact, to be respected and honored as it should be — for Brody, for the women of this company who have revolutionized and brought forward a new era of professional wrestling. And I’ve prided myself on making sure I never rest on my laurels. To make sure I always remain diligent and on my toes so I never lose track of what this all really means. Next week, when I tie Brody’s record, I will be cemented as the greatest Specialist’s champion of all time. And that means everything to me. It will never be lost on me how much this means to me. But I will also never forget how hard I’ve worked to get here. The injuries and the pain I’ve had to endure to ensure I remain champion. And the blood, sweat, and tears I’ve spilled in the middle of this ring to always come RIGHT BACK and do it all over again.
(Andrea pauses and the crowd claps for her statement.)
Andrea Valentine: So… that brings me to my challenger next week. Darcy May Morgan. I know Darcy is going to be out here next, live on Dynasty, in action. I’ve watched Darcy compete over time and I’ve seen what she can do. At House of Glass, Darcy stepped into the ring with Osamu Arcichida and went to war. At the end of it, she still stood tall on her own two feet despite being torn up by shards of glass and she walked right the hell out of the ring with her head held high — defeating him and earning her right to face me for this title next week. And I applaud her for that because I know it takes grit. It takes determination. And it takes guts. I’ll be honest and say it outright, Darcy might be my toughest challenger to date for this title. She’s been on a roll on Dynasty and she has proven herself to be a legitimate contender. I’m not taking anything away from her. On the other hand, I’d like to make it clear, I’m not out here tonight to scout Darcy or try and find any lingering weaknesses. I’m not out here to see if she’s not at 100% or if I can find any holes in her mat technique. Not at all. I’m out here tonight to give her an up close look at the Specialist Championship. So she can see it clear as day. Because tonight… IS THE CLOSEST SHE’S GOING TO EVER GET TO IT!!!
(The crowd pops huge at that statement and Andrea strips the title off her waist and holds it high in the air, pointing to her chest and saying ‘I’m the champion’ off mic.)
Jake Mercer: Tough words from such a softy. CRY ME A RIVER, ANDREA!
Flannery McCoy: :usure: Andrea Valentine out here tonight making it clear she isn’t interested in scouting, but rather giving Darcy Morgan an up close and personal look at the Specialist Championship — and making it clear it’s the closest she’ll ever come to it. Some strong words, for sure, and an emotional statement made by Andrea Valentine tonight on Dynasty.
Stew-O: You’ve got to respect the emotion and drive Andrea puts into her career and this amazing reign as Specialist Champion. But ladies and gentleman, coming up next — the challenger for Andrea’s Specialist Championship, Darcy May Morgan, will be in tag-team action. STAY WITH US, DON’T GO ANYWHERE!
(Commercial break featuring an advertisement for EAW 2k20.)
(The broadfast feed opens to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is a tag team match and it is scheduled for one fall!!!
(“Me Muero” by La 5a Estación hits to cheers from the crowd.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first they are the tag team of ANGEL DE PLATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and ARCHIMEDES J MANSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Angel de Plata and Archimedes J. Manson come out to the ring together clapping hands with the fans on their way down to the ring.)
Flannery McCoy: This is an interesting tag team and it seems like they get along real well!
Stew-O: They seem to get along with the fans, that is for sure.
Jake Mercer: What a great team! Angel de Plata Jr. has had a great and inspiring rivalry with Osamu Arcichida but tonight instead he is teaming up with this Archimedes who is also a great wrestler who works hard every week and never slacks off. I’m so pumped!
(“Spotlight Saviour” by Iggy Azalea hits to jeers and boos from the crowd.)
Stephie Love: And their opponents they are the tag team of JOY CHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND DARCY MAY MORGANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: I truly enjoy this type of tag team. Very strong, bold, and beautiful women who are fantastic role models for children. I would never consider saying anything disrespectful towards them. :wow:
Flannery McCoy: I respectfully disagree. Their arrogance upsets me quite severely and I would not lose any sleep if they were to be defeated in this contest by fellow worthy opponents.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Flannery McCoy: And this match is underway as it looks like Angel de Plata and Darcy May Morgan are starting things out in this tag team bout here tonight. Darcy standing across from Angel looking down on him with a look of intensity and passion. This fine wrestling talent truly believes she has what it takes to overcome her opponent tonight, and I can’t blame her for having all of the confidence that she is exuding here tonight!
Stew-O: But Angel isn’t going to take that lying down! A hard slap across the face of Darcy! Darcy looks absolutely appalled that he would do such a thing to her. She spits down at the mat in disgust as she raises her fists about to throw hands at him! She is ready to go–but she begins backing up into her corner–is she baiting Angel?
Jake Mercer: HAHAHAHA! Darcy just tagged in her partner Joy Cheree! Darcy doesn’t have to lower herself to face this fine Mexican gentleman! If we could see beneath that mask I bet Angel de Plata is staring at her with a look of determination and intensity.
Flannery McCoy: You are absolutely right!
Jake Mercer: Oh wait what is this….
(The crowd in the arena erupts into cheers as Andrea Valentine begins walking down to the ring, eyes glued directly onto Darcy May Morgan. Darcy watches as Andrea Valentine takes a seat at ringside to watch the match.)
Jake Mercer: Well I hope that this strong and bold woman does not see fit to interfere in this match. One may suggest that she is out here to distract Darcy from getting the W we all know she deserves!
Flannery McCoy: She’s just watching, Jake. I suggest you calm down and have a Snickers. You’re not you when you’re hungry.
Stew-O: Well as long as she just sits there and keeps her distance, I have no problem with it. A competitor should be able to focus on their match no matter what kind of pressure they are under.
Flannery McCoy: I agree but we will see what happens. This is a serious contest as you can see by Angel and Joy locking up in the ring. Looks like Angel is shoving Joy back with all his strength. Joy bounces off her chest on the turnbuckle and is sent flying back in the ring. Angel with a rollup from behind!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Kickout by Joy Cheree! Angel de Plata nearly stealing it right there! What an upset that would be!
Stew-O: Not really because Angel is a talented luchador who can beat anyone he sets his mind to including Joy Cheree! Angel wrenching the arm of Joy as he kicks the arm hard. A big uppercut to the face of Joy as she falls over in the ring right on her back. Angel immediately drives his elbow down hard onto the top of her head. Joy may be out! The cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! TH-
Flannery McCoy: Darcy May Morgan in the ring as she kicks Angel de Plata hard in the back! Angel up as he swings at Darcy! But Darcy rolls out of the ring to avoid it! Darcy dodging things here.
(Darcy May Morgan turns around to see Andrea Valentine sitting on a chair behind her and points at her menacingly just daring her to fight.)
Stew-O: Wow what was that?
Jake Mercer: That was the war cry of a strong woman warning Andrea not to interfere! But if she does know that Darcy is ready and not willing to run from anyone!
Stew-O: Back in the ring Angel has tagged in Archimedes J. Manson who has entered the ring and grabbed Joy along with de Plata. Double Suplex! Angel rolls out of the ring as Archimedes dives into the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kickout! Joy taking a lot of punishment here as you have to believe that Darcy really wants to get in on the action here tonight.
Jake Mercer: Agreed Flannery, that’s just that competitive spirit that Darcy has become known for. However, she isn’t going to rush it. She is waiting for that perfect opportunity to strike and capitalize for her team!
Stew-O: Archimedes grabs the arm of Joy kicking her hard in the gut. Joy backs up into the corner as Archimedes adopts a brawling style taking hard shots right in her gut. He backs up… Running Dropkick into the corner by Archimedes! Joy spins out of the corner falling down in the ring. She tries to pull herself back up… RUNNING KICK TO THE HEAD BY ARCHIMEDES! HE GOES FOR THE COVER NOW TOO!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: THE KICKOUT! Joy Cheree somehow still fighting here! Darcy May Morgan up on the top rope! Don’t tell me she was planning to interfere!
Jake Mercer: Perhaps she is just showing off for the crowd? I know I would if I was as talented and brave. WAIT WHAT IS SHE DOING!
Stew-O: It looked like Darcy May Morgan was going to leap off the top into the ring to break up that cover by Archimedes J. Manson. Archimedes has Joy in a headlock but Darcy off the top!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN CRASHES DOWN ON ARCHIMEDES AND JOY WITH A FLYING SENTON BOMB!!! HOLY SHIT WHAT IMPACT!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Angel de Plata springboards into the ring… but Darcy with a Superkick to his face taking him out! Darcy rolls out of the ring now what does she have planned.
(Darcy May Morgan shoves Andrea Valentine out of her chair at ringside and grabs the chair. She slams it shut as she climbs back into the ring!)
Stew-O: WAIT DARCY DON’T DO THIS!
(The referee is shown begging Darcy to stop!)
Darcy May Morgan: DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I DO WHAT I WANT!!
Jake Mercer: DARCY MAY MORGAN JUST SMASHED THAT STEEL CHAIR OVER THAT RESPECTED OFFICIAL’S HEAD! HE SHOULDN’T HAVE GOTTEN IN HER WAY!
Flannery McCoy: AND SHE’S NOT DONE! DARCY TAKES THE CHAIR OVER THE HEAD OF ARCHIMEDES! AND ANGEL! AND JOY AS WELL! SHE JUST BETRAYED HER PARTNER!
Stew-O: WAIT WHAT IS THIS?!?!? OFF THE TOP ROPE! ANDREA VALENTINE WITH A FLYING AXEHANDLE! DARCY GOES FLYING OUT OF THE RING AS THE CHAIR FLIPS OUT OF HER HANDS! ANDREA RUNS THE ROPES…
Jake Mercer: SUICIDE DIVE! WHAT IS ANDREA THINKING! COME ON REF! CALL FOR THE DQ!!!
Flannery McCoy: Andrea Valentine beating the hell out of Darcy May Morgan up the ramp as Darcy desperately tries to escape! AND NOW ANDREA GRABS THE CHAIR!!!
(Darcy May Morgan is shown running to the backstage area as Andrea chases after her.)
Stew-O: Andrea Valentine has snapped! But wait an ambush by Darcy! She assaults Andrea as soon as she steps through the curtain! And they are brawling now in the backstage ramp area leading up to ringside! Someone call security! They are going to hurt someone!
Jake Mercer: LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!!
Flannery McCoy: Meanwhile back in the ring the referee is recovering and he has absolutely no idea what just occurred. He looks over to the timekeeper and shrugs.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: The referee has called off this match… it has been declared a NO CONTEST!!!
Stew-O: You hate to see it.
Jake Mercer: What a disgrace. I really thought that Angel de Plata should be disqualified for his actions. However, I recognize that these things are complicated and my instincts are not necessarily correct. Angel de Plata really did a great job here tonight and despite my lack of trust for his character I must respect the referee’s decision.
Flannery McCoy: Well this thing fell apart with great speed. One may even compare the speed at which this fell apart to the likes of an automobile speeding down the highway only to collide into another. However, it is clear that there is some unresolved bad blood between Darcy May Morgan and Andrea Valentine. They will have no choice but to settle things between them if we ever want to get ahold of this chaos!
Stew-O: I am being informed that security is breaking up the brawl backstage. We will continue to follow the action here tonight and make sure that you stay up to date on any further chaos that may occur.
(The camera cuts to a commercial promoting the many achievements that women have made in EAW in 2019. Join the revolution today!)
(Dynasty returns from commercial break and the camera pans to Stephie Love standing inside the ring)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for one fall!! AND IT IS AN EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER QUALIFYING MATCH!!!
(“Sensei” By Datsik hits as Osamu Arcichida makes his entrance through the curtain and down the ramp)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Osaka, Japan! Weighing in at 235 Pounds!! “The Orchestrator” OSAAAAAMUUUUUU ARCICHIDDAAAAAAA..!!
(“Another One Bites The Dust” By Queen hits as Visual Prophet has purple lighting and begins to make his entrance to a big Mixed Reaction from the audience as he continues to make his entrance)
Stephie Love: Introducing his opponent, from Detroit, Michigan! Weighing in at 230 Pounds..!!! VISSSUAAAAALLLLLLL PRROPPHHETTTTTTT…!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: This is a big time match up and it’s that time of the year where one of the biggest events in EAW history is coming up and these two men certainly want to be apart of one of the marquee matches as we start off, with a strong collar and elbow tie up! Both men jocking for position! Both men testing the waters out, Osamu quickly slaps on a headlock out of the tie up! He begins tightening his hold on the Visual Prophet! Squeezing down on the headlock! Osamu quickly switches out of the headlock and applies a hammerlock with Visual Prophet’s arm behind him and he begins working over on that arm! Visual Prophet though calm as he spins out of the hammerlock! AND FLOATS OVER WITH AN ARM DRAG! Osamu quickly popping up to his feet and runs at Visual Prophet! BUT VISUAL PROPHET CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER ARM DRAG!!! OSAMU AND VISUAL PROPHET RISE UP QUICKLY AND VISUAL PROPHET CONNECTS WITH A BEAUTIFUL STANDING DROPKICK! Osamu rocked after that beautiful dropkick but staggers up to his feet as Visual connects with a BIG OPEN HANDED CHOP TO THE CHEST OF OSAMU! Osamu responds with a forearm smash to the face of Visual Prophet! Visual coming back with A BIG EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Osamu though COMES BACK WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT OF HIS OWN!
Jake Mercer: Visual Prophet staggered after that shot but Osamu continues to deliver the offense with a big forearm smash! Osamu grabbing the arm of Visual Prophet and sends him off with an irish-whip! Visual Prophet coming forward off the whip! Osamu bends for the back body drop! Visual Prophet with a boot to the face! Osamu pops his head up holding his face as Visual Prophet runs! BUT OSAMU SIDE-STEPS HIM AND SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! Visual Prophet catching himself on the apron and begins making his way to the top turnbuckle! Osamu doesn’t know that Prophet caught himself but Prophet is perched high! Waiting, Osamu finally notices! AND VISUAL PROPHET CONNECTS WITH A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE DROPPING OSAMU DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Osamu rising up to his feet, Visual Prophet grabbing him and places him between his legs! He could be setting up for a powerbomb! Osamu blocking though! And he sends Visual Prophet overhead! Visual lands on his feet though! Osamu turns as Visual SWINGS FOR A CLOTHESLINE! Osamu ducks and catches Visual Prophet from behind! AND HE PLANTS HIM ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! He’s rising with Visual Prophet still in his grasp as he rises up once again with his lands still wrapped around his waist, AND HE PLANTS HIM WITH ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX! Visual Prophet still in the grasp of Osamu who is relentless with hold on him as he rises up once again for the hat trick german suplex! BUT VISUAL THROWS HIS ELBOW BACK INTO THE FACE OF OSAMU! Breaking his grasp! Visual Prophet begins to run off the ropes, BUT OSAMU TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT WITH A LARIAT!!! Beautiful move by Osamu as he quickly drops down to the canvas and slaps on a headlock! And he begins working over Visual Prophet trying to wear him down!
Flannery McCoy: He’s punishing Visual Prophet with this more than a means to beating him in this match! He transitions into a chin lock pulling back on the head of Visual Prophet and placing his knee in the back of Visual Prophet! The crowd trying to get behind Visual Prophet and get him back into the offensive but Osamu is punishing him! Visual rising up to his feet with the crowd on his side and half of this crowd rooting against him! He is a polarizing figure and he’s up to his feet but the chin lock is still locked in! Visual Prophet, WITH AN ELBOW TO THE MID-SECTION! AND ANOTHER BIG ELBOW! Osamu breaking the hold as Visual Prophet, connects with a big right hand over the top to the face of Osamu! And he follows it up with another big right hand! And another big right hand! Osamu knocked into the ropes! AND VISUAL PROPHET CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE SENDING OSAMU CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR! Visual Prophet making his way to the top turnbuckle as he is waiting for Osamu to get himself up to his feet! Visual Prophet is taking a high risk with Osamu on the outside floor but this is the time of the year to take these kinds of risk, Osamu up! AND VISUAL PROPHET DIVES WITH A DIVING HIGH CROSSBODY CRASHING INTO OSAMU ONTO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!!! What a move that could of went completely wrong from Visual Prophet as he holds his mid-section as well! Osamu trying to rise up to his feet, Visual Prophet helping him up as he aggressively grabs him up to his feet! And he slams his face into the ring apron! Before sending him back inside the ring! Visual Prophet climbs onto the apron! And he begins making his way to the top turnbuckle again!!!
Stew-O: Osamu scrambling up to his feet! Visual Prophet is perched high looking for more high octane offense! Visual JUMPS! But OSAMA CATCHES HIM IN THE AIR WITH A BEAUTIFUL STANDING DROPKICK IN MID-AIR!!! He catches Visual Prophet right in the mid-section! Visual Prophet holding his mid-section as Osamu looks on as the referee checks on Visual Prophet! Osamu grabbing Visual Prophet up to his feet though and places him on his shoulders in a fireman’s carry! AND HE TURNS IT INTO A FLAPJACK!! FIREMAN’S CARRY FLAPJACK PLACING VISUAL PROPHET INTO THE CANVAS!!! And Osamu now making his way to the top turnbuckle! Osamu perched as Visual Prophet is down! OSAMU LOOKING AROUND THIS AUDIENCE BEFORE HE TAKES THE LEAP!! AND DIVES FOR A DIVING ELBOW DROP CRASHING INTO THE MID-SECTION OF THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!! HE CONNECTS!!! AND HE LOOKS THE LEG FOR THE FIRST COVER OF THIS MATCH UP!!
Referee: ONNNEEEEEEEE…TWOOOOOOOOO….
Jake Mercer: HE KICKS OUT!!! Visual Prophet keeping his Road To Redemption hopes and dreams present! Osamu rising up to his feet as he grabs Visual Prophet up to his feet, AND HE CONNECTS WITH A BIG FOREARM SMASH! Visual Prophet woken up by that shot, AS HE CONNECTS WITH A BIG FOREARM TO THE FACE OF HIS OWN!! And OSAMU WITH A SLAP TO THE FACE OF VISUAL PROPHET!! AND A BOOT TO THE SIDE OF THE FACE OF VISUAL PROPHET! AND HE CONNECTS WITH A BACKHAND SLAP TO THE FAC- NO VISUAL BLOCKS! And he CONNECTS WITH SWIFT BODY SHOTS! AND A BIG UPPERCUT! Osamu knocked in to the ropes! BUT VISUAL PROPHET KICKS HIM IN THE MID-SECTION AS HE COMES FORWARD!!! AND HE LIFTS HIM FOR THE POWERBOMB!!! BUT OSAMU AS HE WAS BEING RISEN UP HE BEGINS RAINING DOWN STRIKES ONTO THE HEAD OF VISUAL PROPHET!!! Prophet drops him! OSAMU SPINS FOR A DISCUS LARIAT!!!! VISUAL DUCKS!!! Osamu by the ropes AS PROPHET RUNS!!!! CROSSBODY SENDING BOTH MEN OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT THEY LAND ON THE APRON!! Prophet grabbing Osamu up! Both men at a dangerous position on the ring apron! Visual Prophet places Osamu between his legs!! AND HE’S LOOKING FOR A PILEDRIVER!!!! OSAMU PUSHES PROPHET AWAY!!! Osamu walking toward Visual Prophet who tries to catch his wind, SUPERKICK!! VISUAL PROPHET CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK AS OSAMA DROPS DOWN ON TO THE APRON!! PROPHET QUICKLY CLIMBS TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! AND HE LEAPS!!! DIVING LEG DROP AS HE CRASHES INTO THE STERNUM OF OSAMU WHO WAS LAYING ON THE RING APRON!!!! BOTH MEN FALL OFF ONTO THE ARENA FLOOR!!
Flannery McCoy: WHAT A MOVE BY VISUAL PROPHET!!! THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING PLUS THE IMPACT OF VISUAL PROPHET CRASHING DOWN ONTO YOU!! OSAMU MAYBE DEAD TO RIGHTS IN THIS MATCH!!! Both men down as the referee is waiting patiently! Wouldn’t be surprised if this match ends in a countout, but this crowd sure as hell doesn’t want to see that! The referee hesitant to start his count! The referee has to do his job though! He begins to count!
Referee: ONNEEEEE!!!!!!…….TWOOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: THE REFEREE STARTS HIS COUNT!!! BOTH MEN HAVEN’T MOVED AT ALL!!!
Referee: THRREEEE…..FOURRRRRRR!!!
Stew-O: VISUAL PROPHET!!! GRABS ONTO THE RING!!! APRON!!!! STRUGGLING THOUGH!!! BUT HE’S PUSHING HIMSELF!!
Referee: FIVEEEEEEE….!!!!! SIXXX!!!!
Stew-O: AND HE THROWS HIMSELF INSIDE OF THE RING!!! VISUAL PROPHET LAYING INSIDE OF THE RING! OSAMU STILL DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE!!
Referee: SEVEN……EIGHTTTTT!!!!
Flannery McCoy: OSAMU BEGINNING TO SHOW SIGNS OF LIFE IN THIS CONTEST!!!! HE HAS TO GET INSIDE THE RING!!
Referee: NINE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: HE’S UP TO HIS FEET!!!
Referee: TEN!!
Jake Mercer: OSAMU THROWS HIMSELF INSIDE THE RING BEFORE THE REFEREE CAN FINISH THAT TEN COUNT!!!! HE SAVES HIMSELF AND HIS ROAD TO REDEMPTION DREAMS!! BOTH MEN SHOWING YOU HOW BAD THEY WANT THIS OPPORTUNITY BECAUSE IT ONLY COMES ONCE A YEAR AND THE OPPORTUNITY CAN COME ONCE IN A LIFETIME! Visual Prophet is using the ropes to pull himself up! Osamu is on all floors, Osamu pushing himself up! Prophet turns to his downed opponent, and he pulls him up to his feet! VISUAL PROPHET LIFTS OSAMU ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! HE’S GOING FOR THE PROPHET DRIVER!!! BUT OSAMU!!! HE BEGINS DRIVING HIS ELBOW TO THE JAW OF PROPHET!!! HE’S SENDING VICIOUS ELBOWS TO THE FACE OF PROPHET!! PROPHET MIGHT BE UNCONSCIOUS!!! Osamu drops down, Visual Prophet swings, BUT OSAMU USING HIS OWN HEAD AS A WEAPON!! HEADBUTT!!! INTO THE NOSE OF VISUAL PROPHET!!! OSAMU GRABS VISUAL PROPHET!!! ELEVATED DDT!!!! HE PLANTS HIM INTO THE CANVAS!!! HE HOOKS THE LEGG!!!
Referee: ONNNEEEEEE…TWOOOOOO……
Stew-O: VISUAL PROPHET POPS HIS SHOULDER UP OFF THE CANVAS ONCE AGAIN!!! Osamu can’t believe it! He thought he had the match won right there! Osamu isn’t wasting time as he grabs Visual Prophet up to his feet, and he throws him into the nearest corner! Before lifting him onto the top turnbuckle! HE’S SETTING UP FOR THE MUSCLE BUSTER!!! BUT VISUAL PROPHET IS BLOCKING!! HE SENDS A PUNCH TO THE THROAT OF OSAMU!! Osamu backed up as Visual Prophet sits on the top rope! Osamu holding his throat! Visual Prophet!!! DIVES WITH A MISSLE DROPKICK!!!!! CONNECTING TO OSAMU!! Prophet pops up to his feet!!! The crowd fully invested into this match as Visual Prophet grabs Osamu up and places him on his shoulders!!! AND VISUAL PROPHET!!!! CONNECTS WITH THE PROPHET DRIVER!!!!!!!! That might be it!! Visual Prophet isn’t done, he scales to the top turnbuckle!! HE’S GOING TO END THIS MATCH WITH A BOW TO THE HEAD!! He’s climbing up to the top turnbuckle slowly after all the punishment that has been dished out in this match! OSAMU! POPS UP TO HIS FEET!! AND HE RUNS UP THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, HOOKING A SHOCKED VISUAL PROPHET!!! AND SENDS HIM OVERHEAD WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! SHADES OF DYNASTY GENERAL MANAGER STARR STAN ON THAT ONE!!!! OH MY GOD!!! Visual Prophet is writhing around on the canvas in pain! He hit the mat hard as Osamu pops up to his feet! OSAMU APPLIES A SINGLE LEG BOSTON CRAB!! AND HE BEGINS PULLING BACK ON THE LEG AND TORTURING THE BACK OF VISUAL PROPHET!!! HE JUST MIGHT HAVE TO TAP OUT!!! I DON’T THINK THAT’S AN OPTION CONSIDERING HOW MUCH IS AT STAKE!!!
Flannery McCoy: HE’S PULLING BACK!!! VISUAL PROPHET IS INCHING CLOSER!!! HE’S COMING TO THE ROPES WHICH IS HIS ONLY SALVATION!!! OSAMU!!! HE TRANSITIONS THIS SINGLE LEG BOSTON CRAB!! INTO A STF!!! STF SUBMISSION APPLIED!!! HE’S PULLING BACK ON THE NECK OF VISUAL PROPHET!!! THIS HOLD IS APPLIED AND THE ROPES ARE LITERALLY STARING VISUAL PROPHET IN THE FACE!!! HE DOESN’T WANT TO QUIT!!! VISUAL PROPHET DIGGING HIS NAILS INTO THE CANVAS!! PULLING HIMSELF TO THE ROPES!!! HE’S PULLING HIMSELF! INCHING!! OSAMU BREAKS THE HOLD AND TRIES TO PULL HIM BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! VISUAL TURNS ON HIS BACK AND BEGINS APPLYING A BOOT TO THE SKULL OF OSAMU!! REPEATED KICKS TO THE SKULL OF OSAMU!!! Osamu backing up as Visual Prophet rises up to his feet, AND HE LIFTS OSAMU ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! PROPHET DRIVER!!!! THE SECOND ONE CONNECTING AS VISUAL PROPHET HOOKS THE LEG!!
Referee: ONNNNNEEEEEE…TWOOOOOOOOOOOO…….
Stew-O: OSAMU KICKS OUT!!!! VISUAL PROPHET PUSHING THE REFEREE OUT OF HIS WAY AS HE QUICKLY HOPS TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! BOW TO THE HEART!!! DIVING ELBOW DROP CONNECTS!!!! PROPHET DOESN’T ELECT FOR THE COVER, HE MANAGES TO CLIMB TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AGAIN!!!! AND A SECOND BOW TO THE HEART CONNECTS!!!! VISUAL PROPHET HOOKING THE LEG!!!
Referee: ONNNNNEEEEEEEE…TWWWWOOOOOOOO……THHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEE…!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Another One Bites The Dust” By Queen hits as Visual Prophet is helped up to his feet by the referee and has his hand raised)
Stephie Love: HEEEERREEEEE ISSS YOUR WINNNER…… VISSUAAALLLLLL PROPHEEEEEETTTTTTT…!!!
Stew-O: WHAT A MATCH!!! THE TYPE OF PERFORMANCES YOU EXPECT FROM MEN FIGHTING FOR THE HONOR OF BEING INSIDE THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER!!
Flannery McCoy: Osamu showed us something here tonight against one of the best in EAW! Visual Prophet is heading to Road To Redemption!
Jake Mercer: Must suck to suck for Osamu, fight so hard just to lose! Eh, better luck next year!
(Camera shows Visual Prophet celebrating his victory as the camera pans elsewhere)
(Camera pans backstage to the interview area as Michael Belfort is standing in his black suit holding the microphone)
Michael Belfort: Ladies and Gentlemen it’s been quite the night already and with still more to come but joining me now. Current reigning National Elite Champion, Lethal Consequences !
(An annoyed Lethal Consequences steps into the frame holding his championship around his shoulder donning a floral button up shirt and shades on his face with a look of annoyance on his face)
Lethal Consequences: You lucky I ain’t even worried about you calling this the National “Elite” Championship, whatever the hell that is, you and everyone else got this championship mistaken, out of y’all goddamn minds with this “Elite” business
Michael Belfort: That’s what the championship has been called for almost five years now.
Lethal Consequences: You think I give a fuck? Don’t matter how many years this is the National EXTREME championship and that is what you will refer to me as if you want this interview. So run it back, dumbass.
(Lethal Consequences steps out of the frame as Michael Belfort looks on confused)
Michael Belfort: Uh, Ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome, the current reigning Nationa-
(Lethal Consequences steps in the scene)
Lethal Consequences: Alright I don’t have all damn day for you to rehearse your lines, why am I giving you valuable time of mine?
Michael Belfort: I just want to know why did you attack your partner Lindsey Kingsley last week?
(Lethal Consequences laughs hysterically as Michael looks on confused)
Lethal Consequences: Why aren’t you laughing? I thought you were telling a joke with this “partner” shit. Do you know who you are talking to? I ain’t ever need no partner, don’t ask for a partner and I damn sure don’t care to rely on anyone to help me. I never needed anyone to help me get anything in my career and that’s a fact, I operate alone because I am the blue moon. I am the National EXTREME champion and I don’t need Lindsey getting my spotlight. Anymore stupid questions Shawn?
Michael Belfort: Its Michael.
Lethal Consequences: Shawn
Michael Belfort: Michael
Lethal Consequences: Whatever, you get what the fuck I’m saying? I don’t need anyone and I’ve shown that. So fuck off,
(Lethal Consequences storms off as Michael Belfort looks on, and the broadcast transitions back to the ring.)
(“Put Em Up” by Lupe Fiasco hits, as Kassidy Heart steps out on to the stage and makes her way down to the ring. The crowd gives her a mixed reaction. Most fans boo her, but her strong fan base evens things out)
Stephie Love: Ladies and Gentlemen!!! The following match is scheduled for!!!!!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: And it is for a spot in the Dynasty Extreme Elimination Chamber Match at Road to Redemption!!! Making her way to the ring, from Sydney Australia, weighing in at 125lbs… SHE IS THE MAULER!!!!! KASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIDDDDDDDDDYYYYYY HEAAAAAAAAAAAARTTTTT!!!!!!
Stew-O: Last week in an interview with Michael Belfort, Kassidy made it clear that her next goal was to win the EAW World Heavyweight Championship. She has proven time and time again that she is amongst one of the greatest Elitists in this company, and ever since she lost the Universal Women’s Championship to Raven Roberts, she’s chosen to take matters into her own hands in order to win the big one and show to everyone what it means to be a true World Champion here in EAW.
Flannery McCoy: Last week, Starrstan announced that she could get her opportunity at TLA’s World Title if she could win her qualifying match here tonight.
Jake Mercer: But that’s easier said than done.. Especially against the man she’ll be up against shortly.
(“Friend vs Friend” by Company Flow hits, as Lethal Consequences makes his way out to the stage and walks down to the ring. The crowd erupts into boos after the recent actions from the National Elite Champion over the past few weeks)
Stephie Love: And her opponent!!! Making his way to the ring.. FROM OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA!!!! Weighing in at 230lbs!!! HE IS THE EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONNNNNN!!!! LETHALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! CONSEQUENCESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Last week, Lethal Consequences not only won a match in what most people would consider a handicap match, but he also blasted his former ringside eye candy, Lindsey Kingsley.
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences is the type of guy that beats to his own drum and makes things happen. He felt like he got all that he could out of Lindsey Kingsley, and has his eyes set on bigger and better things.. For example, a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship at Road to Redemption if he manages to win here.
Flannery McCoy: For those of you that don’t know, Lethal Consequences was banned from competing for the world title ever again as long as Impact was the reigning champion.. Well, Impact is no longer Le Champion.. Instead TLA has won the belt and is now our El Campeón, so by technicality, Lethal Consequences can now compete for the World Heavyweight Championship again!! A win right here will bring Lethal Consequences back to the world title picture after months of being kept away from it!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: The bell has just went off and we are under way as both Lethal Consequences and Kassidy Heart walk out of their corners and begin to circle around in the middle of the ring! Lethal Consequences quickly goes for the first move as he goes for a strong right handed punch onto Kassidy Heart! But Kassidy ducks underneath Lethal Consequences’ arm, gets behind him. Lethal Consequences turns around AND KASSIDY CONNECTS WITH THE SPINNING HEEL KICK!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! Lethal Consequences was able to drop down to the mat and avoided the kick entirely, as Kassidy Hearts spins around! Lethal Consequences dropkicks Kassidy He art in the back as she falls forward into the middle rope with her arms and head hanging over the ropes! Lethal Consequences sees his opening as he charges over to the ropes!! 619 BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!! NO!! Kassidy Heart manages to duck her head as Lethal Consequences’ legs go swinging right over her! Lethal Consequences lands on his feet and stumbles back for a second due to the speed and force that he put into that move!!
Jake Mercer: But look!! Kassidy Heart quickly gets up and connects with a hard kick to the side of Lethal Consequences’ abdomen as he bends forward, clutching at his side in pain! Lethal Consequences stands straight up again, but Kassidy again connects with a hard strike to the side of LC’s body!! Lethal Consequences is really feeling the full force of those impressive kicks by Kassidy Heart as you can hear the leather of her boots smack against his human flesh! AND ANOTHER KICK BY KASSIDY HEART!!!! NO!!!! Lethal Consequences was able to catch the leg of Kassidy Heart, as he holds her right leg right by his left hip!! And LC drives his right elbow directly into the quad of Kassidy Heart as she screams in pain!!
Stew-O: And it looks like LC is going to keep the leg, as he connects with another hard elbow strike into Heart’s right quad before letting go of her leg!! Kassidy drops down onto her right knee, as she is feeling the temporary numbness in her right leg from those elbow shots! She slowly gets back up to her feet before getting hit by a strong knife-edged chop by the National Elite Champion! LC quickly backs himself up into the corner, as he gets himself set up onto the middle rope. LC leaps in the air, AND LC GOES FOR THE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT ONTO KASSIDY HEART FROM THE MIDDLE ROPE!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!! Kassidy was able to move out of the way just in time, as Lethal Consequences crashes back first onto the mat. LC gets up fairly quick, but Kassidy Heart is there to grab Lethal Consequences, and raises him up onto her shoulders in a fireman’s carry position!! It looks like she’s setting up for the Death Valley Driver!!!
Flannery McCoy: Wait a second Jake!! Look at this!! LC is on top of Kassidy Heart’s shoulders, but he’s holding onto the side ropes!! He’s preventing Kassidy Heart from bringing him into the center of the ring!! That’s great ring awareness on display by Lethal Consequences!!!
Stew-O: Kassidy tries to pull Lethal Consequences towards the middle of the ring, but LC is hanging onto the side ropes for dear life!! He isn’t letting her have it!! Kassidy notices there’s no use in trying to break his grip on the rope, as instead she tosses LC over the top rope and down to ringside!!! WAIT NO!!! LC KEPT HOLD OF THAT TOP ROPE AS HE LANDS ON THE RING APRON!!!! Kassidy has no idea that LC is right behind her as she turned around right after letting go of his body!! She thinks he’s down at ringside!!
Jake Mercer: And LC is able to grab Kassidy by the neck and pulls her back up against the ring ropes as he stands out onto the Apron! AND LC LOCKS IN A SLEEPER HOLD ONTO KASSIDY HEART AS HE PULLS BACK ON HER HEAD AND NECK!!! HE’S USING THE ROPES BETWEEN THEIR TWO BODIES AS EXTRA LEVERAGE!!! The referee quickly begins to count!!!
Referee: ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR…
Flannery McCoy: And Lethal Consequences lets go of Kassidy’s head to prevent himself from getting disqualified here, as Kassidy falls down to the mat in front of him. Kassidy gets back up onto her knees, then onto her feet. LC grabs the top rope, and launches himself up onto it as he leaps in mid air!!! FLYING CROSSBODY ONTO KASSIDY HEART!!!!! AND KASSIDY COUNTERS WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE DIVING LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! THIS TIME IT CONNECTS AS KASSIDY LANDS HER BOOT RIGHT AT THE JAW OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!! What a move by Kassidy Heart, as both competitors are down on the ground! Kassidy is able to lift her arm up and cover Lethal Consequences!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOO!!!!!! THRE-
Stew-O: And a kickout by the National Elite Champion right there!! Great back and forth action so far by two of the most talented Elitists on the Dynasty roster. Kassidy gets up to her feet, as he she helps bring LC up to his. She kicks Lethal Consequences in the gut, as she then pulls him in!! And Kassidy goes for a German Suplex!!! It connects!! She keeps hold of LC’s body as she goes for another!!! It connects as well!! And Kassidy Heart looks to go for a third German Suplex!!! And once again it connects!! That’s the Kassploder Plex on full display right there by Kassidy Heart!!
Flannery McCoy: And Kassidy simply looks down at the body of Lethal Consequences. She smirks for a second before connecting with a hard fist drop to LC’s face!! LC clutches at his face, as he turns his body around and gets onto his hands and knee! Kassidy now walks around towards the head of LC, as she charges at him!! PENALTY KICK BY KASSIDY HEART!!!! NO!!! LC avoids it, as he gets out of the way, and rolls under the bottom rope and makes his way out to the ringside floor! Kassidy quickly runs over to the top rope. She sets herself up as she has her back towards Lethal Consequences! LC notices this, as Kassidy leaps in the air and goes for a moonsault from the tope rope onto LC at ringside!!! ACID REIGN!!!!!!! ACID REIGN BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!! HE JUST CAUGHT KASSIDY HEART MID AIR AND PLANTED HER SKULL RIGHT INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! SHE MIGHT BE DONE!!!
Referee: ONE… TWO… THREE.. FOUR…
Jake Mercer: What a move by LC!! He noticed Kassidy was going for something big and he came back firing with something even bigger!! There’s a reason why Lethal Consequences is the National Extreme Champion, and if you needed an example of why he is the champ, then there it is!! This is for a slot in the Dynasty Extreme Elimination Chamber Match and Lethal Consequences is doing everything he can to take down Kassidy Heart for that spot!!!
Stew-O: There’s a lot at stake that’s for sure!! But back to the action at ringside! Kassidy Heart is still out could on the floor, as Lethal Consequences manages to get back up onto his feet. LC grabs Kassidy Heart and quickly rolls her back into the ring. He slides in as well, as he goes for the pin!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: NO WAY!!! KASSIDY KICKS OUT RIGHT BEFORE THE THREE COUNT!! Lethal Consequences may have been just a second too late on that one. Lethal Consequences is furious about the call, as he hits the mat hard with the palm of his hand and gets back up to his feet. LC grabs Kassidy Heart and brings her up to her feet. He wraps his arms around her, as he goes for A SWINGING REVERSE STO!!!! NO!!!! Kassidy is fighting it, as she’s able to maneuver her body around and into a different position!! She drops down!! DROP TOE HOLD BY KASSIDY HEART AS SHE SEND LC FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT!!
Flannery McCoy: And it looks like Kassidy is going to keep LC’s leg hooked, as she grabs at his other leg and pulls back !! GAWD’S GIFT!!!! THE BANANA SPLITS ARE LOCKED IN ON LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!! KASSIDY HEART IS SPREADING LC’S LEGS WIDE OPEN!!
Jake Mercer: Woah, woah, woah now Flannery, watch the wording right there. She’s simply stretching the lower limbs apart, forcing separation between both adductor muscles..
Flannery McCoy: When did you get so smart?
Jake Mercer: Funny you asked. You see, I’ve spread over thousands of legs wide open in my lifetime. When you get to that point, you need to spice it up a bit with the wording in order to keep things interesting.
Flannery McCoy: :bronfoh:
Stew-O: Enough of Jake’s late-night fantasies, and let’s get back to this match!! LC is in so much pain right now trying to find a way out of the humiliating move by Kassidy Heart, but Kassidy continues to wrench those limbs apart. LC is looking over at the bottom rope that is right behind him. He extends his arms out to grab the ropes, but he’s too far in the middle of the ring to break the hold with a rope break!! LC is clenching at his head and face in frustration, as he knows that if he doesn’t get out soon, this will all be over!!! Kassidy continues adding more pressure, as she stretches the groin even more!!!
Jake Mercer: But look!! Lethal Consequences is able to get his hands up under him like he’s doing a crab walk, and has himself in a better position as the amount of leverage in the move is depleted drastically. LC using only his hands, crab walks over towards his lower body and Kassidy Heart, as he’s able to turn Kassidy onto her back as he’s basically sitting on top of her now!!! He hooks Kassidy’s legs, as Kassidy is forced to let go now that she’s being pinned!!
Referee: ONEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! THREEEE-
Flannery McCoy: BUT KASSIDY KICKS OUT!! What a counter by Lethal Consequences. Thinking outside of the box in order to break free from that Banana Splits. LC gets up to his feet, and stumbles for a second due to the prolonged stretching of his groin. Kassidy makes her way up to her feet as well. NORVINA LIGHTS!!!!! SPIKED HURRICARANA BY KASSIDY HEART AS SHE SNAPS LC’S HEAD UP AGAINST THE MAT!!! Kassidy Heart covers!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! THREEEE-
Stew-O: And LC kicks out!!! Neither competitor wants to quit. They keep firing back and forth, but neither competitor backing down! Kassidy Heart and Lethal Consequences both lay flat on their backs in the middle of the ring, trying to think of a way to finish their opponent. Kassidy slowly gets back up to her feet and grabs at LC’s legs! She hooks her legs in with his and falls back down to the mat, before bridging back onto her hands. THE XoXo KASS!!! FIGURE 8 IS LOCKED IN BY KASSIDY HEART!!!
Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences is screaming in pain as his legs are still in pain from the banana splits from earlier! I don’t know how Lethal Consequences intends on getting out of this one!!
Stew-O: He needs to find a way out of this fast, that’s for sure! Kassidy continues to arch her back even further, as her bridge adds even more tension onto Lethal Consequences’ leg! She may just tear his MCL with this move right here!!
Kassidy Heart (Off Mic): TAP OUT!!!!! TAP OUT!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: The referee goes down to LC and asks if he wishes to quit!!!
Lethal Consequences (Off Mic): NO MOTHERFUCKER!!! :dave:
Flannery McCoy: AND LOOK!!! LC SITS UP AND DRIVES A HARD ELBOW STRIKE INTO THE ABDOMEN OF THE BRIDGING KASSIDY HEART!!!! Kassidy falls flat onto her back and out of the bridge, as the hold is loosened!!! LC quickly turns his hips as he forces both him and Kassidy to lay flat on their stomachs!! AND LC ARCHES HIS BACK AS HE REVERSES THE PRESSURE OF THAT FIGURE 8!!! KASSIDY IS NOW SCREAMING IN PAIN!!!! THE ROLES HAVE REVERSED AND KASSIDY IS FEELING THE EXACT SAME PAIN THAT SHE PUT LC THROUGH!!!!!
Lethal Consequences (Off Mic): YOU TAP OUT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Jake Mercer: And Kassidy Heart shakes her head!! She won’t quit! She wont give up!! But LC Continues to arch his back even further, as Kassidy is trying to fight out of it!! But it’s no use!! Lethal Consequences is enjoying every second of this right now!! Kassidy Heart may just tap out right here!!!
Stew-O: But Kassidy is able to get up onto her forearms!! She’s taking some of the pressure away by elevating her chest off of the mat! And now Kassidy is using all of her strength to army crawl both her and the locked in LC over to the bottom ropes!! She’s crawling!! Inch by inch!! She’s almost there!! She’s going to grab the bottom rope!!!
Jake Mercer: But Lethal Consequences releases the hold before she can get to the rope!! He quickly gets up and pulls Kassidy Heart back to the center of the ring!!! He hooks her legs again and locks in the SHARPSHOOTER!!!! He reaches back and hooks her head as well!! BLACKOUT SUBMISSION BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!! KASSIDY HEART IS NOW TRAPPED IN THE BLACKOUT!!! THERE’S NOWHERE FOR HER TO GO AS BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DEAD CENTER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!! LC CONTINUES TO FOLD THE BODY OF KASSIDY HEART AS HEART’S BOOT IS NEARLY TOUCHING THE BACK OF HER HEAD!!! KASSIDY IS SCREAMING IN PAIN BUT SHE WILL NOT TAP!!!
Flannery McCoy: AND THE REFEREE GETS PULLED OUT OF THE RING!!!! IT’S SOSA HENDERSON!!!! SOSA ENTERS THE RING AS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES HAS NO IDEA SINCE HIS BACK WAS TURNED THE ENTIRE TIME!! AND SOSA RUNS TO THE FAR ROPES AND IS NOW IN LC’S SIGHT!! LC QUICKLY LET’S GO OF KASSIDY HEART, BUT SOSA CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING SUPERKICK THAT CONNECTS RIGHT AT LC’S JAW!!! LC IS DAZED AND CONFUSED!! AND SOSA FOLLOWS UP WITH A JUMPING DDT ONTO LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!! THE DEADSHOT CONNECTS!!!!!!
Stew-O: What the hell is going on!?!?!?!
Jake Mercer: I wish I had an answer for you, but this time I don’t!! SOSA Henderson is just staring down at the unconscious Lethal Consequences before he rolls out of the ring.
(Sosa Henderson walks back up the ramp backwards as he keeps his eyes on Lethal Consequences. The referee slides back into the ring still groggy after his landing on the ringside floor moments ago)
Flannery McCoy: And Kassidy Heart crawls over to Lethal Consequences and places her right arm on top of him for the pin!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Put Em Up” by Lupe Fiasco hits, as the crowd gives a mixed reaction, but mostly boos)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!!!! KASSSSSSSSSIDYYYYYYYY HEARRRRRRRRT!!!!!!!
(Kassidy Heart slowly gets up to her feet, as the referee raises her hand in the air)
Flannery McCoy: What an incredible match spoiled by the likes of SOSA Henderson! Kassidy must be glad that Sosa Henderson popped up when he did.
Jake Mercer: You know what they say, Flannery.. These Bitches Love SOSA… :troll:
Flannery McCoy: :wow:
Stew-O: Whether Kassidy Heart needed the help of Sosa Henderson or not, she is now the fourth member of the Dynasty Extreme Elimination Chamber Match at Road to Redemption!
Jake Mercer: You’ve got that right. Both Lethal Consequences and Kassidy Heart proved that they are both worthy to compete in such a match, but at the end of the day it was Kassidy Heart that came out on top!
Stew-O: We’ll soon find out the reasoning behind Sosa Henderson’s attack, but right now, this is only the beginning of the next chapter for The Mauler and her career.
(Commercial break featuring an ad for Planters peanuts.)
(We open backstage as Michael Belfort is shown trying to get the attention of someone.)
Michael Belfort: Um…would this be a good time or maybe later we could…
(We pan the camera to see The New Breed Baddie Jenny Cien shining her championship and blowing warm air in the gold before wiping it down with a towel.)
Jenny Cien: Excuse me?
Michael Belfort: Hello, Jenny, it’s me Mike and I was wondering if we could get a few words from you on your victory last week over Sienna Jade, your match up tonight with Serena Bennett, and possibly what you think of your new number one contender.
Jenny Cien: Last week…oh shit! You mean when I beat that overrated, over the hill, walking cum rag Sienna Jade? Didn’t I told y’all what I was going to do? I’m pretty sure I did. I said I was going to beat her overrated ass and I did. Plain and simple. Shout out to Serena Bennett on the assist but let’s reserve that for after I beat her tonight and keep this little winning streak thing I have going on, going on. Sienna is supposed to be one of the best Elitist ever and she fell for the distraction by Bennett like a newbie. Serena and me aren’t besties but we are not bitter rivals like her and Jade. Regardless, inside that ring…it’s go time for the Baddie. Sienna Jade got a taste of me and now she chooses me as a Pick your Poison opponent for Serena? Sounds like even Sienna Jade knows now how good this Baddie is!
Michael Belfort: That all sounds exciting but, how about we talk about your next challenger to that New Breed Championship. Justin Windgate won an opportunity to face you for that title when he defeated Ronan Malosi last week and-
Jenny Cien: Excuse me? Ronan Malosi sucks and didn’t even have a shot at this belt if we are keeping it a thousand. But, even if we just keep it 100…Justin Windgate ain’t a threat to me, MikeY. In fact, all those old joke Aniyah tried to swing my way could apply to Justin. Wasn’t he here like ten years ago? How he comes back and he considered eligible for the New Breed Championship? Ain’t nothing NEW about that dude. He couldn’t hang with Lethal Consequences but we ‘sposed to believe that boy can run with men? With me?! Baby boy better call Sienna Jade and ask about me.
???: How about I ask about you right now?
(In walks Justin Windgate himself time a loud pop by the fans. Justin blows a cloud of smoke in the air before taking the weed pen in his hand and putting it behind his ear.)
Jenny Cien: Let me guess, your old ass going to try and pick a fight with me back here like you did LC last month? I ain’t forgot how you try to fight champions backstage, papi. I don’t need Lindsey Kingsley to fuck you up so you better watch your fucking mouth, bozo.
Justin Windgate: All this hostility, relax! If I wanted to attack you, I would have done it already. I would have punted that little head clean across the backstage area. Maybe I would have gone Myles Garrett on you and smacked you in the head with a helmet like he did Mason Rudolph last night. That’s not my style though and I can’t let anybody cause me to get suspended for the remainder of this EAW season. Besides, you may not remember but LC started that fight and I was finishing it until his ex-manager/girlfriend snuck me from behind with that National Elite championship belt. I just couldn’t help but overhear you back here shitting in me and calling me old?
Jenny Cien: Yeah, was I wrong? You were here ten years ago right?! In what world should I give a fuck about a guy who got here ten years ago and ain’t been shit from then to now?
Justin Windgate: Look, yes I joined back then and maybe people are right when saying my peak was back then. I was National Elite champion back then and now I’m fighting for the New Breed championship. People think I’m just a pothead and I shouldn’t be taken seriously yet I’m here and I am the next challenger to that belt of yours. You can do like everybody else and doubt me, that’s cool. You can not take me seriously and believe this is going to be a walk in the park for you. A guy like me who lost to Lethal Consequences in a glass tables match at House of Glass clearly isn’t one you feel is a threat. That’s fine, that’s fantastic…but here is the thing you should understand. Understand that underestimating me will get you nothing but knocked out, defeated, and upset when it’s over. You take me for a non threat and watch how quickly you go from New Breed Baddie to back to being nothing. I’ll see about you and that championship real soon, Jenny!
(Justin kisses his hand and rubs it right on the belt Jenny was just polishing as she looks disgusted at his antics.)
Jenny Cien: That piece of shit! Disrespecting me? Nobody wants to see a has been in this division, no one! What would they even call? New Breed Cheech and Chong? New Breed Wiz Khalifa? Nah…New Breed Oldhead! Eww! Nah, I’m not letting that happen. Not on my watch!
Stew-O: A little bit of a heated exchange between the Champ and her newly crowned challenger. The number one contender for the New Breed championship seems ready to defy all the logic on what makes someone even worthy of being New Breed champion.
Flannery McCoy: Justin Windgate is not a new member but he is someone that has never won the New Breed Championship. New Breed Classic could be a name we need to get familiar soon.
Jake Mercer: Please don’t count out The Baddie. The only woman to ever win the New Breed title in the Divide and Conquer match, she isn’t going anywhere anytime soon.
(The camera feed transitions to the inside of the arena.)
(‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ by Nirvana plays and the crowd gives a mixed reaction. Cage steps out, making his entrance, his eyes lingering around the arena. Cage shakes his head and begins to slowly walk to the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, weighing in at 227 pounds, he is from Edmonton, Alberta Canada. HE IS… CAAAAAAGGGEEEEE!!!
Stew-O: Well, Flannery, this is the first we’re seeing of Cage since House of Glass and his brutal Red Wallz match with Drake King where he unfortunately came up short. What do you think is going through his mind?
Flannery McCoy: I believe the two-time world champion is looking to secure the bag tonight, so-to-speak. Since returning he hasn’t been the same and tonight he has an opportunity to turn that around.
(‘El Diablo’ by Machine Gun Kelly begins to play and the crowd hops to their feet cheering at the sound of the music alone. Justin Windgate energetically comes out the entrance ramp with a gas mask on his face with a bong attached to it. Windgate fills the gas mask with smoke before tearing the bong off and throwing it into the crowd. Before entering the ring, Windgate offers the gas mask to a young fan at ringside, putting it on his head.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT! Weighing in at 225 pounds, from Detroit, Michiigan, THE XTREME CLASSIC! JUSTINNNNNNNN WINNNNNNDDDDDDDDDGATE!
Jake Mercer: This is ridiculous! This man should be fined and jailed just as the many drug users across this country are. How come he gets special treatment?! This is a miscarriage of justice!
Flannery McCoy: Call it what you want, but last week Justin Windgate came out here and earned an opportunity to face Jenny Cien for the New Breed Championship after he defeated Ronan Malosi. Despite his loss in the Glass Tables match at HoG, Windgate has proven to be a contender through and through.
Stew-O: The man is popular with the people, especially here in California, there is no denying the veteran has come back strong and with a lot of momentum.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Jake Mercer: OH! Right out of the gate, Cage takes down Windgate with a shoulder tackle. Windgate hops right back to his feet, and Cage takes him down again with another shoulder tackle. Windgate once again gets back to his feet… BUT IS MET WITH A HUGE LARIAT FROM CAGE WHICH TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT! Cage takes a moment to smile at his handy work. And I say good! Take this stoner and teach him a goddamn lesson!
Stew-O: Try and be at least a little bit unbiased here. Cage picks Windgate up off of his feet and Irish whips him off the ropes. He goes for another lariat, but Windgate ducks! Windgate bounces back off the ropes and Cage looks for an overhand right, but Windgate slides underneath him. Cage turns around, WINDGATE LOOKS FOR A SUPERKICK! But Cage moves out of the way just in time. Windgate turns around to face Cage… AND CAGE POKES HIM RIGHT IN THE EYE!
Flannery McCoy: This crowd isn’t pleased with that and Cage quickly takes advantage of the predicament he put Windgate in with several rights and lefts which send Windgate down to the mat. Cage follows him there and begins raking the eyes of Windgate! HE’S GOUGING AT THE EYES OF WINDGATE! The referee is admonishing Cage, but he doesn’t care, as he rakes the back of Windgate and stands back to his feet. Cage once again looking at the crowd and simply shaking his head. He doesn’t care!
Jake Mercer: I hope he breaks Windgate’s fingers so he can never roll another joint again! That’ll teach him to mess with the devils lettuce!
Stew-O: Jesus Christ, give it a rest. Cage is back on his feet now and he grabs the arm of Windgate, pulling him back to his feet. Cage transitions into a wrist-lock and wrenches on the arm of Windgate. BUT WINDGATE FLIPS OUT OF THE WRIST-LOCK AND TAKES CONTROL OF THE ARM OF CAGE! Wow, what agility! But the hall-of-famer has it scouted and once again takes control of Windgate’s arm, once again transitioning into a wrist-lock…
*SLAP*
Jake Mercer: BITCHMAKER!
Flannery McCoy: Cage just bitch slapped Windgate to the mat and he doesn’t care about the feelings of this crowd nor the people at home as he’s toying with Windgate, almost as if he doesn’t take him seriously at all here. Cage lifts Windgate to his feet. HE BRINGS HIM UP FOR A SUPLEX!!! Cage walking around with Justin Windgate in the suplex position, the blood rushing to his head. MY GOD!!!! CAGE JUST THREW JUSTIN WINDGATE OUT OF THE RING AND HE LANDED RIGHT ON HIS STERNUM! THE IMPACT OF THAT WAS BRUTAL!
Stew-O: Cage had Windgate up for a suplex but ended up just tossing Windgate out of the ring and down onto the concrete.
(A replay is shown of Windgate hitting the mat hard.)
Referee: ONE!
Cage: (off mic) Don’t you count another number, you son of a bitch.
Jake Mercer: Cage threatening the referee and for good reason, he doesn’t want this match to end in a count out, he wants to teach this POTHEAD a lesson! Cage is measuring up Windgate, who is slowly reaching his feet again. CAGE CHARGES!!! SUICIDE DIVE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: SUICIDE DIVE MISSES ITS MARK AS WINDGATE SAW IT COMING AND HE DIRECTED THE HEAD OF CAGE RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE! The referee is on the outside directing both men to get into the ring and Windgate complies, standing up on the apron. But no… he isn’t entering the ring! He’s climbing that top turnbuckle! What’s he thinking here?! CAGE IS ON THE GROUND ON THE OUTSIDE! THIS COULD BE…….
Stew-O: X FACTORRRR! THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON CAGE, ON THE OUTSIDE, CONNECTS! JUSTIN WINDGATE JUST RISKED IT ALL BUT HE CAN’T TAKE ADVANTAGE UNLESS HE GETS CAGE INSIDE THE RING! Windgate is clutching his ribs, using the ring curtain to get back to his feet. Windgate grabs Cage — who is dead weight right now — and slowly rolls him into the middle of the ring. Windgate crawls… HE HOOKS THE LEG! IT COULD BE OVER!!!
ONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
THHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: YES! YES! CAGE KICKS OUT! IT ISN’T OVER!
Flannery McCoy: Justin Windgate looks disappointed as hell as Cage gets the shoulder up. I think the fact that Windgate wasn’t able to take advantage of hitting the X-Factor right away, due to it being on the outside, played a big part in Cage getting the shoulder up here. It looks like Windgate isn’t going to rest for long as he struggles back to his feet. Cage has rolled to the corner turnbuckle and is using the ropes to also leverage himself to his feet. Both men lock eyes… AND WINDGATE CHARGES CAGE IN THE CORNER! AND CONNECTS WITH A HUGE KNEE TO THE JAW! Windgate runs with Cage’s head… and connects with a bulldog! Windgate kips up to his feet and this capacity crowd is going nuts. WiNDGATE WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT! HE HOOKS BOTH THE LEGS OF CAGE!!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Jake Mercer: CAGE KICKS OUT AGAIN! YES! Come on, Windgate, it’s going to take more than that to bring down the Judas! Windgate hurries back to his feet, though. GET UP, CAGE!
Stew-O: Windgate back on his feet and Cage is on all fours. WINDGATE FLIPS CAGE OFF, BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES… RUNNING SENTON! BUT NO! CAGE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND HOPS BACK TO HIS FEET. CAGE PICKS WINDGATE UP AND LOOKS DIRECTLY DOWN THE CAMERA WITH A SADISTIC SMILE ON HIS FACE.
Flannery McCoy: OH MY GOD! Cage lifts Windgate up on his shoulders — could he be looking for the GTR?!? Windgate is struggling on the shoulders of Cage, trying to wiggle out. Cage is forced to put Windgate down. BUT HE KICKS HIM RIGHT IN THE GUT! CAGE LOCKS HIM IN DDT POSITION! HE WANTS DEATH ROW!!! HE ELEVATES WINDGATE IN THE AIR……
Jake Mercer: WHAT?!? WINDGATE FLIPS OUT…. AND HITS LIGHTS OUT! THE REVERSED CUTTER CONNECTS!!!!!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TTHHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner, The Xtreme Classic, JUSTINNNNNNN WINNNNNNDDDDDDGATE!
Stew-O: What a tenacious performance by Justin Windgate who struggled early in this match but regained momentum and hit some high impact moves.
(A replay is shown of Windgate hitting the shooting star press on Cage to the outside, the standing moonsault, and finally Lights Out.)
Flannery McCoy: Indeed, tonight marks another huge win for Windgate over a former two time World Champion as he marches into his match with Jenny Cien. What does this mean for Cage, though? Where does he go from here?
Jake Mercer: Don’t disrespect the hall-of-famer like that. He will continue to make his mark. But the fact this bad influence is running around EAW, using drugs and acting like an all around charlatan, just disgusts me. SCREW YOU, WINDGATE!
(Justin Windgate grabs a blunt from the ring announcer, flips off Jake Mercer, and lights it up as the crowd goes crazy for him.)
(Commercial break featuring an ad for Coca-Cola’s seasonal flavor: Kola Nut! Can you guess the secret ingredient?!)
(The scene fades from a shot of the victorious Justin Windgate to the backstage area where Michael Belfort is waiting. The sharply dressed interviewer is being joined by a special guest.)
Michael Belfort: Ladies and gentlemen, in mere moments we will have the first of our Pick Your Poison matches tonight when the 2019 Women’s Grand Rampage winner, Serena Bennett, takes on the reigning New Breed Champion, Jenny Cien. Joining me at this time… Serena Bennett!
(The camera shot widens to show Serena standing next to Michael. She’s dressed in gear and one of her flawless ring jackets, and she flashes her jewelry at the camera, including what appears to be a brand new bracelet made of sapphires and diamonds, a gift from her beau, the sexy Cam Newton. She wears an unmistakable grin on her face.)
Serena Bennett: Hey, Michael. How’s it going? I know you ain’t about to waste Serena Bennett’s time by asking her how she’s doing because you know that I’m always doing just fine. Dynasty better be thanking they lucky stars I’m back here, ready to shine once again, and all these pretenders and second rate wannabe Serenas can get to steppin’. Funny how quiet these mouthy little bitches got the second they heard whispers that I was on the mend. It ain’t like I’m hard to find. Motherfuckin’ paparazzi splashing my picture all around they papers with QB1, in hopes that they sell a few more issues than usual. That’s iight though. I’m used to padding the wallets of the undeserving. Shit gets old but what can I really expect when I’m the only person that gets people talking?
Michael Belfort: Serena, you held nothing back this week when it came to speaking your mind about the ‘New Breed Baddie.’
Serena Bennett: When do I ever hold back, Michael? When I got shit to say, I say it. I go hard, regardless of the opponent, because once you step into the ring with me, you just another face to me; another person for me to defeat. I go for the ‘dub, and you best believe Ima get that ‘dub tonight. Fuck a Jenny Cien, because we all know that Sienna thought she was pullin’ the wool over my eyes by picking an opponent she thought I’d be apprehensive over facing. That’s not how Serena Bennett operates. She thought she was real kewt picking Jenny from the so-called block, thinking we got some kind of deal goin’ on because I helped her old ass last week. Jokes on Sienna, I guess. The joke is always on Sienna because we all know I got that bih’s number. Even in something like a ‘Pick Your Poison’ match, I still got the better of Sienna because I know she’s a little salty about facing her sugar daddy tonight. But that’s the nature of the game and when you try and step up to me, you gunna get dropped real fuckin’ quick whether it’s by my fists or by my beautiful mind. The bih wanna be petty, we gunna see how she fares inside that ring against the love of her life.
???: We GuNnA sEe HoW sHe FaReS. Shut the fuck up you uneducated street urchin.
(A sneer crosses Serena’s face and she turns around, finding herself face to face with her rival, Sienna Jade.)
Serena Bennett: The fuck you just say to me?
Sienna Jade: Der… der… der I didn’t stutter! I said shut the fuck up. I don’t know what you think you’re actually accomplishing by pitting Impact and myself against one another, but I’ll be damned if you get away with it. You and your fucking eight head are going to end up on the shelf for another month if you keep trying to play these stupid games with me. You want to say that I’m petty? You’re the one who got involved in something back at House of Glass that had NOTHING to do with you.
Serena Bennett: You made it my business when you came at me, sis. The fuck you expect? How many times I gotta knock your skinny ass silly before you realize you ain’t shit compared to me?
Sienna Jade: You really are retarded, aren’t you? Do you really think that just because you got lucky at Pain for Pride, you’d get lucky a second time?
Serena Bennett: And you really are just a racist, aren’t you? Still talking about a black woman’s hairline like I didn’t teach you a lesson. That wasn’t luck that beat you at Pain for Pride. That was talent and skill, proving without a doubt that you can’t hurt me.
(Needless to say, Michael has gotten out of the way at this point, and both former champions are in one another’s face. Sienna goes to slap the shit out of Serena, but Serena grabs her by the hand.)
Serena Bennett: That’s the wrong thing to do, fam. I’ll break ya hand if you put it on me.
???: Enough.
(Sienna jerks her arm away from Serena and manages to shove her back. Serena is ready to pounce, but it’s StarrStan who steps between the two women.)
StarrStan: I said, enough.
Sienna Jade: And I don’t give a fuck what you said, Stan! Why the fuck didn’t you return any of my calls this week?!
(StarrStan turns a little red as Sienna folds her arms across her chest and shoots him an accusatory look.)
StarrStan: I’ve been busy.
Sienna Jade: Busy. That’s interesting. I bet if rat face called your phone you’d be real quick to answer. This brand is so fucked. Like seriously, it’s fucked. Since day one you have done nothing but coddle that dumb bitch and show fucking favortism towards her just like they did back on Empire. It’s pathetic. An undeserved rematch for the Universal Women’s Championship. Letting her lead Dynasty to a fucking loss back at War Games, picking the absolute worst team you could ever think of. Allowing her to take a fucking vacation after getting hurt despite the fact the rest of the roster had to go right back to work after House of Glass, an event that did way more damage to people than I did to her. But because it’s Serena, we gotta protect her. We gotta make sure we cater to her overblown ego. It’s getting to be fucking ridiculous and this ‘Pick Your Posion’ bullshit is the last straw.
(Serena goes to reply, but StarrStan holds his hand up, not wanting the situation to escalate any further.)
StarrStan: Now Sienna, you could have picked any opponent for Serena to face. You had the same opportunity she did.
Sienna Jade: :skip: SHE PICKED MY FUCKING HUSBAND YOU IMBECILE! And you allowed her to do that. StarrStan, you of all people should know that fucking with Impact is the wrong thing to do. He might not have a Gawd contract anymore, but he’s still best friends with our Chairman. All Imp has to do is pick up the phone and it’s your ass that’s on the line.
StarrStan: :whoa: Now hold on…
Sienna Jade: FURTHERMORE… the Chairman’s perfect, flawless, and incredibly amazing wife is MY best friend, and we all know that Kassi-Poo has NEVER hidden her disdain for you. Don’t you think that if I’m even a little bit upset that Kassidy won’t get herself involved and sweet talk her honey into getting rid of you?!
StarrStan: :whoa:! :whoa:!
Sienna Jade: DON’T MAKE ME USE MY CONNECTIONS STARR!!!
Serena Bennett (mimicking): Don’t make me use my connections Starr.
Sienna Jade: I’ll have your job and I’m not fucking joking.
StarrStan: ALRIGHT! ENOUGH! Fine. FINE! Kassidy threatens me enough on a weekly basis, I don’t need it from you too, If you suck it up and face Impact, I’ll make it worth your while.
(Sienna and Serena glare at one another but they’re both curious.)
Sienna Jade: This better be good or I’ll go find Kassidy right now.
(StarrStan sighs.)
StarrStan: It’s clear that both of you have unresolved issues with one another, so how about the two of you finally put them to bed at Road to Redemption? In fact, let’s make the match for contendership to the Universal Women’s Championship.
(Sienna takes a moment to think that over.)
Sienna Jade: Oh that’s perfectly fine with me.
(Serena shrugs.)
Serena Bennett: Fine by me because we all know who’s about to win and get her championship back. But Stanley, shame on you for takin’ the pussy road. Caving to this bitch’s idle threats. That’s a damn shame but it’s a good thing I’m game. Ima go beat the snot out of the “Baddie” now and start planning my celebration party. My title coming home, and can’t nobody stop my reign this time.
(Serena spins on her heels and heads out, leaving Sienna and StarrStan. Sienna practically spits at StarrStan.)
Sienna Jade: You make sick.
(She also stalks off, leaving a red faced StarrStan shaking his head. Dynasty fades to commercial break.)
(Commercial break featuring an ad for People magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive” edition, starring an emotional Xander Payne. “I wasn’t even top three…”)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the middle of the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!
(“Surfin’” by Kid Cudi ft. Pharrell Williams plays to loud cheers as Serena Bennett comes out to the stage. She has a bright smile on her face as she shows off her jewelry before going to the ring high fiving fans as she skips down the ramp)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Compton California, weighing in at 114 pounds… SERENA… BENNETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: :whew: Serena Bennett is back in in-ring action tonight!
Flannery McCoy: Indeed as it has a pick your poison stipulation along with it as later tonight Sienna Jade will be forced to face Impact. Serena has a bone to pick with Sienna but tonight she has to go through someone that she’s respected throughout her time here, Jenny Cien. Yet minus all of that, there is no respect with what Serena has had to say heading into this match, let’s just see how this goes.
Jake Mercer: It looks like Serena used that hair stylist coupon I gave her a few weeks ago! I’m such an inspiration to everyone.
(Serena enters the ring and jumps on the middle turnbuckle to pose before jumping off and getting ready in her corner as “Surfin’” fades out. “Jenny From The Block (Track Masters Remix)” by Jennifer Lopez, Jadakiss, and Styles P. plays to cheers as the New Breed Champion Jenny Cien makes her way to the stage. She holds her title up with a smile looking to the ring before making her way to the ring)
Stephie Love: And her opponent, from Philadelphia Pennsylvania, weighing in at 145 pounds… SHE IS THE NEW BREED CHAMPION! THE BADDIE, JENNY…CIEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Last week The New Breed Baddie got a major win over Sienna Jade with the help of Serena Bennett.
Flannery McCoy: Yes, that’s the important part: with the help of Serena Bennett, and Serena was not afraid to point that out. Jenny is sure out to prove her wrong with that statement as she plans to beat Serena tonight! Either way I’m sure this is gonna be a anticipating match that we’ve all been waiting for for a long time!
Jake Mercer: What about the time they faced in that alleyway for Underground Back Alley Wrestling?
Stew-O: :skip:
(Jenny enters the ring and raises her New Breed Championship in the air before taking a glance at Serena and going to her corner to warm up as “Jenny From The Block (Track Masters Remix)” fades out and the Ref signals for the bell)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Flannery McCoy: Here we go as this match is underway. Both of them jumping straight into action as both of them look to make a point to one another tonight! They look to lock up- BUT SERENA KICKS JENNY RIGHT IN THE GUT! Serena clearly wants to get straight to the action as Jenny nods in approval. SERENA GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE! BUT JENNY DUCKS UNDER! SHE TURNS AND TAKES SERENA DOWN! JENNY WITH MULTIPLE PUNCHES STRAIGHT TO THE HEAD OF SERENA BENNETT BEFORE SHE MANAGES TO SHOVE HER BACK! Both of them quickly get up as Serena looks for another attempt on a clothesline! SHE CONNECTS!!!
Jake Mercer: Jenny sits up as she cranks her neck and gets to her feet. Jenny gets to her feet as both of them start to circle around calculating their next move. JENNY SLIDES UNDER SERENA! SERENA QUICKLY TURNING AROUND AS JENNY PULLS HER TO THE GROUND! Jenny quickly running over to the side of Serena as she leaps! STANDING MOONSAULT! Serena quickly stumbling up as Jenny grabs her! BUT SERENA PUSHES JENNY TO THE ROPES! Serena irish whipping Jenny as she rebounds off the ropes and runs at her! SERENA JUMPS! MONKEY FLIP-
Stew-O: NO! JENNY KEEPS HER UP IN THE AIR AND SLAMS HER TO THE GROUND! Jenny with strength as she waits it out in the corner for Serena to get up to her feet. Jenny runs! SERENA WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! Serena trying to grab a hold of Jenny but she quickly slips away and kicks Serena right in the gut! Serena quickly recovers but Jenny is running at her at full speed! SHINING WIZARD! SERENA IS KNOCKED OFF HER FEET AS JENNY IS GOING FOR A PIN!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: QUICK KICK OUT BY SERENA BENNETT!!! Jenny brings Serena up as she lands a punch! Serena turning around though quickly! SNAPMARE AS SHE RUNS TO THE ROPES! BASEBALL SLIDE! Serena looks with a smirk as Jenny is in pain on the ground right now! Jenny staggers up to her feet as Serena quickly pulls her into her grasp! JENNY! JENNY WITH A QUICK SCHOOL GIRL DISTRACTING SERENA AS SHE QUICKLY PUSHES AWAY AND RUNS! SPINNING FACEBUSTER!
Jake Mercer: Serena grabs her face as Jenny quickly brings her up! Jenny sending her into the ropes with a irish whip! BUT SERENA GRABS ONTO THE ROPES! Nobody home for Jenny as she attempted a dropkick but she quickly runs to Serena! BUT SERENA THROWS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE! Serena lands face first at ringside as Jenny quickly goes to the apron and runs! SENTON OFF THE APRON- NO! SERENA ROLLS AWAY! JENNY DOWN! SERENA QUICKLY STOMPING DOWN ON THE HEAD OF JENNY CIEN AS SHE GOES UP TO THE TOP ROPE! FLY OR DIE- NO! SERENA WAS GONNA ATTEMPT THE SOMERSAULT PLANCHA BUT JENNY PUSHES HER RIGHT IN TIME STUNNING HER!!!
Stew-O: Jenny quickly going into the ring and joining Serena up on the top rope what is she thinking! SHE’S GOING FOR SOMETHING BIG! REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER RIGHT TO THE CANVAS FROM THE TOP ROPE! SERENA IS DEFINITELY OUT COLD AS JENNY GOES FOR THE PIN! THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY CALL FOR THE END OF THIS MATCH!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO-
Flannery McCoy: NO! SERENA POWERS OUT!!! Jenny sits up in pure shock as she attempts to argue with the Ref and it’s no use and she knows that! Serena is starting to gain some feeling as she rolls over onto her back and grabbing the ropes. Jenny pulling Serena up quickly though as she lifts him up! SUPLEX- NO! SERENA DROPPING HER WEIGHT AND PUSHING JENNY AWAY! JENNY QUICKLY RUNNING AT SERENA! SERENA BRINGING JENNY DOWN! CROSSFACE!!!
Jake Mercer: SERENA HAS THAT CROSSFACE LOCKED IN AS JENNY SCREAMS TRYING TO REACH OUT TO THE ROPES! JENNY QUICKLY TRYING TO GRAB THE ARM OF SERENA AS SHE TRIES TO PRY IT OFF! JENNY SCRATCHING AND CLAWING USING ALL HER STRENGTH TO TRY AND GET OUT! WAIT JENNY GRABS THE LEG OF SERENA! JENNY USING THAT AS LEVERAGE AS SHE SLOWLY STARTS TO SLIP OUT! SHE’S OUT! SERENA IS IN SHOCK AS JENNY PULLS HER UP! HURRICANRANA!!!
Stew-O: Serena is down as Jenny quickly gets to her feet and yells at Serena to get up! Serena stumbling up as Jenny runs! JENNY CUTTER- NO! SERENA PUSHES AWAY THE ATTEMPT AT THE RUNNING CUTTER!!! Jenny quickly turns but Serena quickly kicks her in the gut giving her some time! Serena quickly kicking at her head as Jenny tries to shake it off but it’s quickly overwhelming her as Serena isn’t planning to stop! BUT JENNY GRABS THE LEG OF SERENA AND STUMBLES UP! JENNY DROPS HER LEG! JENNY CUTTER!!! RUNNING CUTTER CONNECTS AS JENNY HOOKS THE LEG!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
Flannery McCoy: SERENA KICKS OUT!!! Jenny in shock as she didn’t expect that! Jenny grabs her by the head and nails a few quick punches on her before pulling her up to her feet! JENNY WITH A STRAIGHT FOREARM SENDING SERENA TO A KNEE! Serena trying to fight back punching Jenny in the gut but Jenny is quickly getting right back into it responding to each of Serena’s attacks with some of her own! BUT SERENA TACKLING JENNY AND SLAMMING HER HEAD RIGHT TO THE GROUND! Jenny quickly rolling out of the ring to catch a breath as Serena gets to her feet and runs! SUICIDE DIVE TO JENNY ON THE OUTSIDE!!!
Jake Mercer: Jenny’s back slams onto the barricade as she screams in pain! Serena grabbing her and rolling her into the ring as Jenny rolls to the center of the ring as Serena enters and goes right for Jenny wasting no time! Serena quickly pulling her up by one arm and shoving her into the ropes! JENNY THOUGH THROWING SERENA THROUGH THE ROPES! Yet Serena holds on as she gets on the apron! JENNY WITH A SOLID PUNCH BEFORE GRABBING SERENA! SUPLEX SENDING SERENA RIGHT BACK INTO THE RING!!!
Stew-O: Both of them are down as Jenny is the one getting up first! Jenny stumbles up to her feet as Serena is slowly starting to crawl to hers as well. Serena shakes her head and turns but Jenny was waiting for her! ANOTHER JENNY CUTTER! THE RUNNING CUTTER QUICKLY SWEEPS SERENA OFF HER FEET AS JENNY GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRR-
Flannery McCoy: SERENA KICKS OUT ONCE MORE!!! Serena slowly getting to her feet as Jenny is up on her feet trying to think of what she can do to take Serena Bennett down! Serena is up as Jenny irish whips her into the corner! Jenny quickly nailing Serena with a clothesline sending her to a sitting position! Jenny taking a step back and breaking into a run as Serena is helpless! DOUBLE KNEES- NO! SERENA SLIDES OUT OF THE RING! SERENA GRABS JENNY BY THE LEGS AND PULLS HER DOWN AS SHE QUICKLY GETS INTO THE RING! SERENA PULLS JENNY UP! RUNNING BULLDOG!!!
Jake Mercer: Jenny knocked to the ground but she’s quickly getting to a knee but Serena is ready! RUNNING NECKBREAKER! BUT JENNY WITH THE HEART TO GET BACK UP! SERENA RUNNING AGAIN! ANOTHER ONE! JENNY GETTING KNOCKED DOWN WITH MOONLIGHT BY SERENA BENNETT AS SHE’S NOT DONE! SHE RUNS TO THE ROPES! BACKFLIP! SERENITY!!! THE INVERTED INDIAN DEATHLOCK FACE LOCK IS LOCKED IN! JENNY SCREAMS AS SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO! JENNY IS STUCK SQUARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND CRAWLING ISN’T A OPTION WHEN SERENITY IS LOCKED IN! BUT WAIT! SHE HOLDS HER ARM UP! THE WILLPOWER OF JENNY CIEN! IT MIGHT BE TOO LATE THOUGH AS SHE LOOKS TO BE AT HER BREAKING POINT! SHE TAPS-
Stew-O: NO! JENNY KEEPING HERSELF UP! SHE WRAPS HER ARM AROUND THE NECK OF SERENA AS SHE LOOKS TO COUNTER IT WITH A CHOKEHOLD! ONE OF THEM HAS TO LET GO! SERENA LETS GO!!! JENNY GETS TO HER FEET AND JUMPS OVER SERENA! STANDING MOONSAULT! Jenny on her knees as she sees opportunity! She quickly jumps up to the top rope! SHE LOOKS TO BE GOING FOR THE 100% SPLASH!!! SHE LEAPS! BUT SERENA GETS HER KNEES UP! SERENA GRABS JENNY! SHE’S GOING FOR THE TRAP QUEEN! BUT JENNY PUSHES AWAY AND GETS TO HER FEET AS SERENA CLOSELY FOLLOWS! Jenny clutches her gut as Serena runs at her! SOMERSAULT CLOTHESLINE!!! SERENA QUICKLY ROLLS IT INTO A PIN ATTEMPT!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
Flannery McCoy: JENNY KICKS OUT! Serena shakes her head as she gets to her feet and pulls Jenny up along with her! Jenny trying to fight back with an assortment of punches but Serena is landing more on her as she pushes her to the ropes! SERENA WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT OF JENNY AS SHE DRAGS HER TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! BUT JENNY QUICKLY STANDING STRAIGHT UP AND NAILING A PUNCH TO SERENA FORCING HER BACK! Serena breaking into a run as Jenny seems ready for her! STANDING CROSSBODY KNOCKING HER DOWN! JENNY LANDING SOME GROUNDED PUNCHES RIGHT ON THE HEAD OF SERENA BEFORE STEPPING BACK! SENTON!!!
Jake Mercer: Jenny sits up and is getting to her feet as it looks like Serena is in a lot of pain! Jenny stumbles over to the corner as Serena gets to her feet! SERENA RUNNING AT JENNY! BUT JENNY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND THROWS SERENA INTO THE CORNER! Serena quickly getting out as Jenny runs at her! SERENA WITH SNAKE EYES! Jenny moves back as Serena grabs her! JENNY PUSHES AWAY! JENNY KICKS SERENA TO A KNEE! SHE’S GOING FOR!!! DAME MAS-
Stew-O: NO SERENA DUCKS AS JENNY FLIES TO THE GROUND! SERENA QUICKLY GRABBING JENNY! TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN!!! REEL IT IN CONNECTS AS SERENA RUNS TO THE ROPES! SERENITY!!! THE HOLD IS LOCKED IN AS JENNY SCREAMS IN PAIN! SHE WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD AS SHE TRIES TO REACH FOR THE ROPES BUT SHE’S TOO FAR! SHE’S PUSHING ON AS SHE DOESN’T WANT TO TAP! WAIT! SHE TAPS!!! JENNY CIEN TAPS!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Surfin'” plays up to cheers as Serena Bennett sits up with a smirk and gets to her feet raising her hands in victory! She takes a look down on Jenny Cien as she gets checked on the Ref before going to the top rope and continuing her celebration)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner, SERENA BENNETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Major win by Serena Bennett as she knocks down the New Breed Champion! This must’ve struck a nerve for Sienna Jade as her plan of putting Jenny Cien against her as backfired! Now we’ll just have to see where the chips fall when she faces Impact later tonight!
Jake Mercer: Both of them showed incredible talent tonight. Now all they need to do is hug it out :mjcry:
(Commercial break featuring an ad for Disney+.)
(‘Unf*ckwithable’ by Deez Nutz hits and the crowd begins booing very heavily as Sienna Jade makes her way out to the stage. She has a tough match ahead of her so of course she’s focused, especially making sure Serena Bennett isn’t around.)
Stephie Love: Making her way to the ring… Residing in San Diego, California… Weighing in at 135 pounds… SSSIIIIIEEEENNNNAAAA JJAAAAAAADDEEE!!!!
Stew-O: Serena Bennett was forced to compete against Jenny Cien by Sienna Jade here, but I gotta say Serena may have picked an even more difficult opponent for Sienna, both physically and mentally as Sienna has to face Impact!
Jake Mercer: Yeah it’s definitely not going to be easy. Sienna being forced to wrestle her man? That’s insane. Not just because of them being in a relationship, but because of who Impact is. He has more World title reigns than anyone in EAW history!
Flannery McCoy: They’re both former World Champions, so that’s going to make this an interesting match. Both competitors are nothing short of amazing, and with the added element that they HAVE to wrestle each other, this will be good.
(‘Can I Live’ by Jay Z follows and the boos are as loud as ever as Impact steps out to the stage. He begins walking down the ramp, clearly having no care in the world for the fans’ opinions on him, only on the match at hand.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent… From Seattle, Washington… Weighing in at 240 pounds…. IIIIMMMMPAAAACCTTT!!!!
Flannery McCoy: I think you guys are forgetting just how hard this match will be on Impact as well. Facing a loved one is never easy for either competitor, and the fact that both are extremely talented is sure going to make this match, probably fairly even.
Stew-O: You may be right about that Flannery. Sienna and Impact, this is a match I’m sure will deliver despite not many people expecting it to ever happen. The question is? Who’s going to actually come out with the win?
Jake Mercer: Great question. On one hand, Impact is more experienced and has the strength advantage. But Sienna is definitely faster and more agile than Impact. I guess we just have to see.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: And this match is now underway, but of course as expected the two competitors are hesitant to start the match. The former World Heavyweight Champion and final Women’s World Champion both circling the ring, and I don’t know if the two are stalling or waiting to see who’ll make the first move, but if I had to guess I’d say it’s a mix of both. Neither competitor are coming too close to each other yet though, obviously it’ll be tough for the two to have to actually fight each other. The two now coming close to each other, AND NOW THEY LOCK UP-
Jake Mercer: NOPE! Both Impact and Sienna stopped just before locking up, and now they’re just circling the ring once again! Man I gotta say, this is like a classic love story right now. Neither competitor wants to hurt the other!
Flannery McCoy: What love stories have you been reading?
Jake Mercer: Don’t worry about it. Anyways, the two aren’t even moving anymore. Just waiting in their respective corners now. The fans clearly want to see the two wrestle each other, but I don’t know if we’re gonna get that at this rate!
Flannery McCoy: No, these two HAVE to wrestle! You already know what happens if they don’t! These two obviously know as well, what are they thinking? They can’t just keep stalling or we’ll be here all night, and we still have a main event to get through you know.
Jake Mercer: Well yeah but I don’t think these two could care less about TLA or Drake King. Anyways, it looks like Sienna Jade has just rolled out of the ring, and I think she’s just finding another way to stall as she’s just walking around the ring, despite all the fans clearly frustrated with what’s going on.
Referee: One!… Two!… Three!…
Stew-O: Sienna Jade just soaking up all the hatred from the crowd here, but she’s still not getting back into the ring just yet. Is she going to let Impact win the match by countout? Surely that counts as not complying right?
Referee: Four!… Five!… Six!..
Jake Mercer: I think so? She can’t just let Impact win like this! Please Sienna don’t rob us all of such a huge match like this! Come on! The referee yelling at Sienna trying to tell her to get back inside but I don’t know if she’s going to listen!
Referee: Seven!…. Eight!… Nine!…
Flannery McCoy: AND SIENNA GETS BACK INSIDE THE RING! It looks like Sienna just played all the fans, and even us here as she gets back into the ring just before the count of ten! We all thought she was going to let Impact get the count out win, but instead she’s just stalling some more! The two are circling the ring once again, and both competitors are clearly smiling right now- AND YES! ROLL UP BY SIENNA JADE!! SIENNA WITH A ROLL UP JUST AS IMPACT APPROACHED HER!
ONE!
TWO!!
TH-
Flannery McCoy: KICK OUT BY IMPACT! Impact doesn’t seen to frustrated though, if the two don’t want to hurt each other that’s one way to get the win- AND THIS IS WHAT I MEAN AS IMPACT IMMEDIATELY PULLS SIENNA INTO A SMALL PACKAGE ROLL UP!
ONE!
TWO!!
T-
Flannery McCoy: BUT THERE’S ANOTHER KICK OUT! It seems these two are gonna try to limit the amount of damage they do to each other in this match, and I have to say I can see why. It’s pretty obvious why Serena Bennett would put these two against each other.
Stew-O: The two now back to their feet, and now they’re circling the ring once again! The two seem to be talking to each other but I can’t really make out what they’re saying! Even so, I think the two may actually be ready to compete! YES! The two now are finally locking up after the confusion at the start of the match! It looks like the fans are getting exactly what they wanted as Impact now has Sienna Jade in a headlock!
Jake Mercer: But no! Sienna is able to push Impact into the ropes to release the headlock! Sienna now sliding under Impact as he bounces off the ropes- BUT IMPACT WITH A HEADLOCK TAKEDOWN! That experience is coming into play as Impact has Sienna in a grounded headlock! You can tell the two aren’t giving everything they’ve got with each other yet, but so far this looks like it could be quite the match up as Impact is in control! Sienna trying to fight out of the headlock, but I think Impact has got this!
Flannery McCoy: NO! SIENNA PULLS IMPACT IN FOR A PIN!
ONE!
TWO-
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT KICKS OUT, CAUSING HIM TO RELEASE THE HEADLOCK! Both competitors are back on their feet, but there’s a snapmare by Sienna Jade as Impact charged towards her! Sienna now running the ropes- AND IMPACT MANAGES TO DUCK WHAT WOULD’VE BEEN A HUGE KICK TO THE FACE! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE BACK UP ONCE AGAIN, BUT THERE’S A HEADLOCK TAKEDOWN, THIS TIME BY SIENNA!
Stew-O: Sienna now transitioning into a rear chinlock on the former World Heavyweight Champion! Impact now is struggling as Sienna has that hold locked in tightly, and finally it looks like things are starting to heat up as these two are bringing out more from each other as this match progresses! Impact has a huge power advantage over Sienna, so it’s no wonder that he has already managed to get to one foot, but Sienna is still trying to keep that chinlock in! No! Impact is back on both feet, and he manages to irish whip Sienna into the corner!
Jake Mercer: Impact charging in- AND SIENNA AVOIDS A CORNER CLOTHESLINE! SIENNA NOW RUNNING TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER, AND NOW SHE CHARGES IN AS IMPACT IS IN THE CORNER! HUGE CORNER DROPKICK BY SIENNA JADE! IMPACT WAS CAUGHT BY SURPRISE BY THAT DROPKICK BUT NOW SIENNA LOOKS LIKE SHE’S NOT FINISHED AS SHE CHARGES TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER ONCE AGAIN! SIENNA NOW CHARGING IN! RUNNING FOREARM IN THE CORNER BY SIENNA! IMPACT IS DOWN, AND THERE’S ANOTHER COVER!
ONE!
T-
Flannery McCoy: KICK OUT! Due to their relationship both personal and business wise I’m sure Sienna knew that wasn’t going to get the job done, but there’s no harm in trying anyway. I’m sure these two would want to end this match as quick as possible. Impact now slowly starting to get to his feet, but there’s an irish whip by Sienna! IMPACT RESPONDS WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK! SIENNA IS BACK UP BUT NOW IMPACT RUNS THE ROPES ON HIS OWN, AND THERE’S A LARIAT, TURNING SIENNA JADE NEARLY INSIDE OUT!
Stew-O: It looks like Impact is feeling motivated as he now picks Sienna up- BUT SIENNA MANAGES TO SLIP OUT OF HIS GRASP, AND NOW SHE GRABS IMPACT FROM BEHIND! WITCHES HAMME- NO! IMPACT MANAGED TO DUCK IT, AND HE JUST TOSSED SIENNA OVER HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT LUCKY ENOUGH SIENNA MANAGES TO LAND ON THE APRON! THIS MATCH IS FINALLY HEATING UP NOW AS IMPACT BEGINS RUNNING THE ROPES-
Jake Mercer: RIGHT INTO A FOREARM FROM SIENNA! SIENNA NOW RUNNING TO THE TOP ROPE, AND THERE’S A DIVING MISSILE DROPKICK! ONCE AGAIN SIENNA MANAGES TO DROP THE FORMER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S FAIRING PRETTY WELL IN THIS MATCH, EVEN IF IT’S SERENA BENNETT THAT CHOSE IT! IMPACT NOW ROLLING OUT OF THE RING, AND NOW SIENNA JADE IS RUNNING THE ROPES! BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKI-
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT JUST PULLED SIENNA RIGHT OUT OF THE RING! JUST BEFORE SIENNA COULD CONNECT WITH THE DROPKICK IMPACT PULLED HER OUT OF THE RING BY HER LEG! WHAT A ROUGH LANDING THAT WAS FOR SIENNA JADE, SHE DEFINITELY SEEMS HURT AFTER SHE HIT HER HEAD RIGHT ON THE GROUND AFTER THAT FALL! EVEN SO SHE’S TRYING TO GET BACK TO HER FEET, BUT THAT MIGHT NOT BE THE BEST IDEA AS IMPACT SLIDES INTO THE RING AND BEGINS TO RUN THE ROPES!
Stew-O: BUT SIENNA WITH A SHOULDER TO THE MIDSECTION! JUST AS IMPACT APPROACHED THE ROPES SIENNA MANAGED TO RUSH ONTO THE APRON AND RAM HER SHOULDER INTO IMPACT’S STOMACH! SIENNA NOW TO THE TOP ROPE ONCE AGAIN, ONLY THIS TIME THERE’S A SUNSET FLIP INTO THE PIN- BUT IMPACT GETS OUT OF IT IMMEDIATELY, AND THERE’S A BOOT TO THE FACE BY THE MOST WATCHED CHAMPION IN HISTORY! SIENNA TRIED TO GO FOR SOMETHING SIMILAR EARLY ON IN THIS MATCH BUT THIS TIME IMPACT CONNECTED WITH IT, AND NOW THERE’S THE COVER!
ONE!
TWO-
Jake Mercer: SIENNA IS STILL IN THIS! This has been a highly competitive match thus far and right now it looks like Impact has regained control! Impact knows that he needs to find a way to put this match to rest, but I’m sure he’s struggling to do so for obvious reasons. A very clever idea it was for Serena to make these two face each other. Impact now picking Sienna Jade up, and it looks like Impact is going to finish this! Goodnight Sienna, EVISCERATION!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! SIENNA JADE WITH THE SCHOOL BOY!! IMPACT ATTEMPTED THE EVISCERATION BUT SOMEHOW SIENNA REVERSED IT AND INSTEAD CAUGHT IMPACT WITH A SCHOOL BOY ROLL UP! SIENNA JADE IS GONNA STEAL THIS ONE!
ONE!
TWO!!
THR-
Flannery McCoy: NO! IMPACT KICKS OUT, BUT NOW SIENNA LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE AS SHE GRABS IMPACT WITH A FRONT FACELOCK! SNAP DDT BY SIENNA JADE!! IMPACT IS BARELY ROLLING INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND NOW SIENNA JADE IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE!! ARE WE GONNA SEE IT HERE TONIGHT!? STARSTRUCK!!!-
Stew-O: IMPACT GOT THE KNEES UP!! NEITHER COMPETITOR IS GETTING UP, BUT IMPACT MANAGED TO SAVE HIS CHANCES IN THE MATCH WITH THAT COUNTER!! ONCE AGAIN THAT EXPERIENCE IS COMING INTO PLAY HERE, EVEN IF IMPACT CAN’T EXACTLY CAPITALIZE JUST YET! EVEN SO, IMPACT IS TRYING TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET, CAN IMPACT FIND HIS WAY BACK INTO THIS MATCH!?
Jake Mercer: Impact has managed to get back to his feet, but Sienna isn’t too far behind! Impact now running the ropes- RIGHT INTO A ROLLING ELBOW BY SIENNA- WAIT NO! IMPACT DUCKED IT, AND NOW HE GRABS HER FROM BEHIND! HAIL MARY!!! THE HAIL MARY CONNECTS, THAT FULL NELSON FACEBUSTER CONNECTS, AND I’M SURE THAT’S NOT A MOVE IMPACT WOULD HAVE WANTED TO DO TO SIENNA JADE, BUT IN TIMES LIKE THIS HE DID WHAT HE HAD TO DO!
Flannery McCoy: AND I DON’T THINK IMPACT IS FINISHED!! IMPACT PICKING SIENNA JADE UP, AND THERE’S THE ABSOLUTION!! THE ABSOLUTION CONNECTS, BUT IMPACT ONCE AGAIN NEEDS TO FIND A WAY TO CAPITALIZE!! IMPACT CRAWLING TOWARDS SIENNA’S SEEMINGLY LIFELESS BODY, AND THERE’S THE COVER! HONESTLY I THINK THIS IS IT! THIS MATCH HAS GOT TO BE OVER!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE-
Stew-O: NO! IT’S NOT OVER YET! SIENNA JADE IS STILL IN THIS! SOMEHOW SIENNA JADE IS STILL IN THIS MATCH DESPITE GETTING HIT WITH BOTH THE HAIL MARY AND THE ABSOLUTION! IMPACT LOOKS LIKE HE’S TORN! ON ONE HAND HE COULDN’T PUT SIENNA JADE AWAY TO WIN THIS MATCH, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND YOU CAN TELL HE’S PROUD AT HOW HARD SHE’S FIGHTING HERE!
Jake Mercer: Yeah, you can see Impact is frustrated, but not as mad as probably anyone else would be in his situation. Even so, you can tell Impact has no idea what he needs to do to put Sienna Jade away, but it looks like the shackles are finally off. These two are finally competing the way everyone wanted them to and the crowd is eating it up! What a match this has turned out to be, even with the shenanigans at the very beginning! I guess this was bound to happen when you pit two of the best EAW has to offer against each other.
Flannery McCoy: Impact now dragging Sienna Jade up to the top rope, and now this is where we should start fearing for the two. Impact making his climb up to the top rope where Sienna is, and man if Impact does this I think this match will be over for sure- BUT SIENNA WON’T LET IT! IT LOOKS LIKE IMPACT WAS SETTING UP FOR A SUPERPLEX, BUT SIENNA JUST HIT IMPACT WITH A FOREARM! SIENNA NOW SLIDING OFF THE TOP ROPE FROM UNDER IMPACT, AND SHE JUST PULLED HIS LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM, CAUSING HIM TO FALL FACE FIRST ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE! SIENNA NOW RUNNING THE ROPES AS IMPACT GETS OUT OF THE CORNER, AND THERE’S A DROPKICK SENDING IMPACT OUT OF THE RING!
Stew-O: But I think Sienna may have exhausted herself in the process! Impact is down outside of the ring, but Sienna isn’t getting up either! The referee seems like he’s beginning to count, and I think at this rate this match is coming to an end! If neither competitor can get back to their feet with Impact on the outside, surely Sienna Jade will win by default, right?
Referee: One!… Two!… Three!…
Jake Mercer: I saw something like this back in the Ultra Wrestling Federation back in the 90’s, man! Impact needs to get back into that ring or Sienna Jade will win by count out! Sienna is beginning to stir too! Surely she’ll be up by the count of ten!
Referee: Four!… Five!… Six!…
Flannery McCoy: Impact is moving! Impact is trying to grab onto the apron, I think he’s going to make it!
Referee: Seven!… Eight!… Nine!… TEN-
Flannery McCoy: HE DOES! IMPACT MAKES IT BACK INTO THE RING JUST BEFORE THE TEN COUNT! SIENNA JADE IS JUST NOW MANAGING TO GET TO HER FEET, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S NOT AIMING TO CAPITALIZE AS IMPACT HAS JUST MANAGED TO GET INTO THE RING!
Stew-O: Impact pulling himself into the corner as Sienna Jade seems to be taking a minute to try and catch her breath. Obviously these two are going to want this, I’d be surprised if we saw any cheap shots or big brawls or anything go down with anyone as close as these two. Instead, with something we don’t see very often, Sienna and Impact are getting a chance to recover after everything that’s happen-
(“Surfin’ [ft. Pharrell Williams]” by Kid Cudi hits and the crowd explodes, mostly in shock as Sienna Jade, the referee, and Impact who’s down in the corner look at the ramp in confusion.)
Jake Mercer: IT’S SERENA BENNETT!! SERENA BENNETT IS HERE!! SERENA BENNETT IS HERE AND SIENNA HAS NO IDEA!! SIENNA TURNS AROUND, AND SERENA IS GOING RIGHT AFTER SIENNA!! SERENA IS TAKING THE FIGHT TO SIENNA JADE, JUST AS SHE AND IMPACT TOOK A QUICK BREAK IN THIS MATCH! AND LOOK, THE REFEREE HAS NOTICED, AND HE’S CALLING FOR THE BELL, THIS MATCH IS OFF!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Flannery McCoy: WAIT, LOOK! IMPACT IS ATTACKING SERENA!! IMPACT PUSHING SERENA AWAY FROM SIENNA, AND THERE’S A LARIAT TO SERENA BENNETT! SIENNA JADE PICKING SRRENA UP NOW, AND THERE’S THE WITCHES HAMMER!! THE WITCHES HAMMER CONNECTS AND NOW SERENA IS STUNNED, EVISCERATION!!!
Jake Mercer: IMPACT JUST NAILED SERENA BENNETT WITH THE EVISCERATION!! SERENA IS DOWN AND OUT, AND WHILE SHE DID RUIN THE MATCH, HER PLAN SEEMS TO HAVE FAILED AS SIENNA AND IMPACT WORKED TOGETHER TO TAKE HER OUT! SERENA FORCED TO ROLL OUT OF THE RING, BUT WHAT NOW!? THIS MATCH HAS BEEN RUINED!
Flannery McCoy: What now? That’s it, Jake. This match is over thanks to Serena Bennett. Unfortunately for her, Impact and Sienna’s teamwork ruined her chances of getting one up over Sienna. Now she’s the one laid out as Impact and Sienna stand tall.
(Impact and Sienna Jade both look out of the ring with frustrated faces as Serena Bennett is down and out. The two go from looking at Serena, to smiling at each other as Dynasty fades into a commercial break.)
(Commercial break featuring an ad for Trojan condoms. Be safe out there, bozos.)
(We return back to ringside as Stephie Love can be seen inside the squared circle preparing to speak.)
Stephie Love: This next contest is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Stephie Love: And is tonight’s MAIN EVENT!!!
(Adelita’s Way plays as “Ready for War” is heard and fans begin to instantly boo. Out walks Drake King who is not pleased at the reaction he is getting.)
Stephie Love: ONE HIS WAY TO THE RING… FROM CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA… WEIGHING IN AT 220 POUNDS… DRAAAAAAAKEEEEE KIIIINNNNGGGG!
Jake Mercer: :blessed: DRAKE KANG LIVE IN THE FLESH!
Stew-O: One of the six competitors of this years extreme elimination chamber match, Drake is riding high following a big win over Cage at House of Glass and winning a qualifying match last week to enter the chamber.
Flannery McCoy: He is facing the current World Champion tonight and seems to be focused on upsetting TLA before the chamber match.
(Drake King enters the ring and poses regally to the disgust of the Sacramento fans in attendance. As his music fades, “Ambitionz Az a Ridah” by Tupac hits to a massive explosion of cheers. Nothing happens for a moment but the crowd doesn’t calm down and after a few seconds TLA rides out in his low rider with Steroid Dawg riding with him, bouncing on the hydraulics. TLA raises his championship high as he parks on the stage and hops out of the whip.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT…From Tlaxcala, Mexico by way of Miami, Florida… weighing in at 210 pounds…HE IS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…LA PANTERA SEXUAL!!! T! L! A!
Stew-O: The man to bring an end to not only Impact’s record breaking ninth championship reign but his GAWD contract is finally gone as well.
Jake Mercer: The greatest cheat code he had is gone and so is the belt he dominated and we are now in the era of poon as it has been dubbed by me after editing TLA’s Wikipedia page.
Flannery McCoy: TLA has been celebrating since winning but let’s hope he isn’t taking this match lightly. Drake pulling off the upset would be very bad for our new champion.
(TLA quickly enters the ring and climbs the turnbuckle and poses for all the fans in the building.)
Crowd: TLA!!! TLA!!! TLA!!! TLA!!! TLA!!!
(TLA hops off the turnbuckle and hands his belt to the referee as his music begins to fade out. The referee checks on both men before preparing to get things started.)
(Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: Looks like Drake King is going to take the fight to TLA quickly as he charges the champion but TLA barrel rolls away from him towards the center of the ring. Drake turns to see TLA on his feet begging him to try again. King obliges as he throws a clothesline only for TLA to duck it. TLA grabs King’s wrist and spins him around before pushing him towards the ring ropes for an Irish whip. Drake runs and bounces off the ropes as TLA drops down and allows King to hop over him and head to the opposite ropes. TLA hops up as Drake returns and the champ leaps high above King’s head as Drake runs under NO! DRAKE CATCHES TLA ON HIS SHOULDERS!
Flannery McCoy: SAMOAN DROP BY DRAKE PLANTS THE CHAMPION FLAT ON THE MAT! TLA ROLLS OFF HIS BACK AND GETS TO ONE KNEE AS DRAKE ROLLS TO HIS FEET. Dropkick by King rocks TLA’s skull. TLA is back on the ground and he rolls to his stomach as King slides on the ground to the ring ropes. Drake is measuring the distance as TLA is on his stomach pushing off the ground and is now on his hands and knees.
Stew-O: DRAKE IS LOOKING TO END THIS EARLY AS HE STANDS CROUCHING DEMANDING TLA GET IN POSITION! Drake sees his chance and he charges…DRAKE LEAPS HIGH AND IS GOING FOR THE CURB STOMP! FALLEN KINGDOM
Jake Mercer:…FAILS! TLA CATCHES DRAKE’S FOOT BEFORE HE CAN PUT IT BEHIND HIS HEAD AND STANDS TALL! Drake is hopping on one leg as TLA holds that right foot with both of his hands. TLA looks at the fans who begin cheering him on as Drake struggles to try to free himself. TLA swings Drake’s foot all the way around as now Drake has his back to the champion.
Flannery McCoy: King is waffle’d with a mean Dropkick to the back of the head by TLA and King falls forward. Drake is on one knee now and TLA Is back up and running towards the ring ropes. TLA bounces off and quickly charges Drake as Drake is getting back to his feet. THE CHAMP LEAPS HIGH IN THE AIR…
Stew-O: HURRICANRANA BY TLA! TLA FLIPS DRAKE INSIDE OUT AND HOOKS HIS OPPONENTS LEGS IN THE PROCESS! COVER!
Ref: OOOOOONNNNEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWW-
NO!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kick our before Twitter by Drake. TLA pops out of the pin as Drake tries to get up as well. TLA is watching Drake and grabs Drake’s arm and pulls him to his feet. TLA grabs his foe’s wrist and twists it around and gets King in a hammerlock as Drake tries to fight it off. TLA stands behind one of the elitists looking to end his World championship reign when he puts that belt he won on the line inside that Extreme Elimination chamber match and he looks to shut the mouths of anyone thinking this run will be cut short soon.
Stew-O: Drake reaches behind his back but can’t get ahold of the lucha legend. Wait…LOOK! Drake is pulling at TLA’s ear and the champ begins to scream. TLA keeps the hold in place but Drake begins tanking over and over and finally he manages to slip out of the hammerlock hold. Drake turns around and TLA throws a wild punch but misses. Drake slips behind TLA and PUNCH RIGHT TO THAT SAME EAR HE JUST YANKED ON! TLA grabs that ear and screams and Drake sees his chance. King stands behind the champion and GERMAN SUPLEX DROPS TLA ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!
Flannery McCoy: King gets to his knees and sees TLA on his side clutching his entire head and Drake doesn’t waste any time. Drake lays his opponent flat and goes for the pin.
Ref: OOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEE!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kick out by TLA as Drake pulls the champion off the ground quickly by his hair. King stands TLA up right before stepping back and SUPERKICK TO THE MIDSECTION! The champ bends forward as Drake sprints off the ropes and goes for that curb stomp again but TLA spins around Drake as he charges and pulls him to the mat with a school boy!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEE!!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: Kick out by King! Drake fights to get up and is standing in front of TLA as both men locked up in the middle of the ring. Drake manages to get TLA in a headlock. TLA lifts Drake off the ground but Drake forced him to bring him back down as he squeezes tighter. Drake delivers a stiff jab to TLA’s face as TLA squirms and slides out of the headlock. Drake turns and does a small hop and arm drags TLA who rolls forward and back to his feet. Drake throws a roundhouse kick and it’s blocked by the champion. TLA responds.
Jake Mercer: SWAG SHOT TO THE CHIN OF DRAKE! The pimp slap is delivered with ferocity as Drake is rocked where he stands!
Flannery McCoy: King is scooped up and positioned by TLA. Tiger suplex by the champ floors Drake as the crowd cheers.
Crowd: TLA!!! TLA!!! TLA!!! TLA!!! TLA!!!
Stew-O: King is brought back up by TLA as begins chopping away at King. KNIFE EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST OF DRAKE!
Crowd: WOOOO!!!
Stew-O: Drake’s eyes light up as he retaliates. KNIFE EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST OF TLA!
Crowd: BOOO!!!
Jake Mercer: TLA responds CHOP RIGHT BACK TO DRAKE!
Crowd: WOOO!!!
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE WITH ANOTHER CHOP TO THE CHAMP!
Crowd: BOOO!!!
Stew-O: Both men size each other up. Drake throws a swing but TLA avoids it and slaps the gut of King with an open palm strike. Drake swings his leg and ROUNDHOUSE KICK to TLA’s chest as TLA staggers back. TLA strikes back VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT! The European uppercut snaps Drake head backwards. TLA begins firing off on Drake. Quick right jab, left leg kick, left hand jab, right leg kick, another strong jab, another quick kick, TLA IS LIGHTING HIM UP! TLA turns around and hits a backflip…
Flannery McCoy: CARTEL KICK-NO! The PELE KICK FAILS! DRAKE CATCHES THE FOOT OF THE CHAMPION IN MID-AIR! KNEE BAR! Drake turns the Pele kick into a knee bar. TLA is clawing, fighting, trying his best to escape. Drake has him down in the ring as TLA seems stuck with not much room to escape. Drake has the champion locked in as TLA claws on the ground and is fighting to be free. TLA pushes off the ground as Drake pulls him even more. TLA pushes off again and begins rocking his and Drake’s body in the center of the ring. The referee is checking on the champ as a carnal scream escapes TLA’s mouth as King begs him to give up.
Stew-O: TLA ESCAPES! HE FIGHTS OUT AND BREAKS FREE! Drake climbs the ring ropes as TLA hobbles to stand. Drake leaps over the top rope and lands on the ring apron. TLA stands and turns around as Drake jumps and springboards off the top rope and flies in the air…BLOCKBUSTER CONNECTS AS DRAKE HITS THE FLIPPING CUTTER ON TLA! Drake pops off the ground and covers the downed champ as the referee slide over.
Ref: OOOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!
TWWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: TLA fights out and survives! TLA miraculously avoids being pinned following that sick springboard blockbuster by Drake King! Drake slaps the mat as he was assured that move could have secured a big win for him ahead of the Extreme Elimination chamber.
Jake Mercer: TLA rolls around the mat as Drake is on his hands and knees arguing with the referee on his count. Drake slowly gets up and looks down as TLA begins crawling to the ring ropes. Drake stalks him and shakes his head as TLA reaches for the middle rope. TLA has both hands on the middle rope as Drake begins clobbering him with elbow shots to the side of the head. Drake measures the distance and throws a kick to the gut as TLA is forced to his feet. Drake grabs the back of TLA’s head and turns him
Flannery McCoy: SWAG SHOT! TLA catches him with a quick pimp slap! TLA stuns Drake and drops down and hits a drop toe hold as Drake goes neck first into the middle rope. TLA quickly gets up and runs to the ropes and charges back…
Stew-O: 305! Tiger front kick connects! Drake goes flying backwards! TLA is in the ring apron waiting for Drake to get to his feet. The crowd is going nuts as TLA is back in control staring down his tough as nails opponent. Drake slowly begins to stand, TLA holds on to the top rope. TLA springboards and soars are Drake…
Flannery McCoy: DROPKICK BY DRAKE TAKES THE CHAMPION DOWN AS BOTH MEN HIT THE RING MAT AS…WAIT!!! BOTTOM ROPE!!! ITS
Stew-O: KASSIDY HEART JUST HOPPED THE BARRICADE AND ENTERED THE RING! KASSIDY IS IN THE RING AS THE REFEREE TURNS TO SEE HER…in her hand…
Buzz! BUZZ! Buzz! Buzz!
Jake Mercer: THE REFEREE IS ATTACKED BY KASSIDY HEART AND HER CATTLE PROD! KASSIDY SHOCKS THE REFEREE AS HE FLAILS, FALLS, AND CONVULSES ON THE GROUND! TLA AND DRAKE BOTH BEGIN TO GET UP AS KASSIDY CHECKS THEM BOTH…KASSIDY STABS THE PROD AT TLA AND SHOCKS THE HELL OUT OF THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! DRAKE SEES THIS AS TLA DROPS DOWN AND BEGINS SHAKING LIKE THE REFEREE! KASSIDY TURNS TO DRAKE AND GOES TO SHOCK HIM BUT
Stew-O: SUPERKICK BY DRAKE TO KASS’S MIDSECTION FORCES HER TO DROP THE PROD AS DRAKE LUNGES FOR IT…KNEE TO THE TEMPLE ROCKS DRAKE KING! Drake drops to a seated position as Kassidy has that evil look in her eyes. Kassidy looks at Drake as…oh my…that knee to the head cut him and a drop of blood begins to pour. Kassidy isn’t Kassidy now…The Mauler has taken over! Kass stares at her wreckage, the woman looking to become World Heavyweight Champion stares at two men she has to defeat in order to make history and
Flannery McCoy: LOOK! THE RAMP! WITH BLINDING SPEED! SLIDING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE! KASS TURNS AND SPEAR! SPEAR FROM THE VISUAL PROPHET! VIZ IS ALL OVER KASSIDY HEART AS KASSIDY IS ON THE GROUND TRYING TO BLOCK ALL THE PUNCHES VIZ IS THROWING!
Stew-O: Kassidy kicks Viz off as Viz goes flying back. Kassidy slowly gets up and goes after Viz…NO! FALLEN KINGDOM BY DRAKE! KASSIDY IS PLANTED BY DRAKE KING WHO WIPES THE BLOOD OFF HIS BROW AND GETS UP! Drake stands and turns…KISS TO THE HEAD BY THE VISUAL PROPHET DROPS DRAKE KING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING MY GOD! BAETHOVEN PUTS KING FLAT ON HIS BACK! VIZ BLOWS A KISS AT KING AND TURNS…
Flannery McCoy: KICK TO THE GUT BY TLA TO VIZ! TLA STANDS AS VIZ BENDS OVER…TLA HOOKS HIM AND HOPS…MEXICAN DESTROYER TO VIZ! MEXICAN DESTROYER BY TLA! CARNAGE ALL AROUND AS VIZ IS LAID OUT! DRAKE IS DOWN! KASSIDY HEART IS FLAT ON HER BACK! TLA…TLA IS STANDING TALL AS THE FANS ARE GOING INSANE!
Crowd: TLA!!! TLA!!! TLA!!! TLA!!! TLA!!!
Jake Mercer: TLA could very much be the most loved elitist alive!
Stew-O: But will he still be World Heavyweight Champion when he has to be locked in that Extreme Elimination Chamber with five of the best and most violent wrestlers in Elite Answer Wrestling history? Things look good for the champ tonight but with the talent he has to face…this reign could be in jeopardy!
Flannery McCoy: With the support of the fans, Steroid Dawg, and the fighting spirit cultivated from years of grinding to get here…TLA will be a champion I wouldn’t count out even with Road to Redemption being a night where anybody can become champion.
Stew-O: That’s it for tonight’s show as we say goodbye to you all from Sacramento as we look forward to next week’s Specialist Championship match between Andrea Valentine and Darcy May Morgan. From Friday Night Dynasty, Jake Mercer, Flannery McCoy, and myself…we will see you next week!
(We end the show with a shot TLA on the turnbuckle celebrating as he is handed his championship belt by Stephie Love. Inside the ring, three of his challengers are laid out and the crowd is cheering the champion proudly before everything fades to black.)
(EAW Logo Buzzes.)
