(In loving memory of Brody Sparks)
(EAW Intro Plays.)
(We open the show with a recap of the previous week. We see Starrstan address the crowd before being joined by EAW World Heavyweight Champion Impact and his mate Sienna Jade. They mock StarrStan, the fans, and especially TLA after robbing him of the World Heavyweight Championship at Battle of Egypt the week prior. Outcomes TLA to stand his ground as StarrStan reveals the two men would be fighting for the World Heavyweight Championship once again in a Glass Wallz match with Sienna Jade as the special guest referee. We see following this exchange, a competitive match between Ronan Malosi and Landerson that ends with Ronan beating the legendary luchadore. Afterwards, we get a brief interaction between TLA and the New Breed champion Jenny Cien where they share encouragement and respect between one another. Jenny immediately heads time the ring and addresses her joining Dynasty, the departure of the previous New Breed champion, and her new rival Aniyah Mitchell…)
(…Who just so happened to walk down to the ring and respond right back to her face. Both women talked heavy trash until out of the sky lands Archimedes J. Manson via a zipline harness to diss both women and insert himself back into the New Breed Championship Hunt. All three seem to be at odds with the only common interest being Jenny Cien’s championship. Next, we see Eric Havoc take one more loss to add to his historic win loss record as he is beaten by newcomer Angel De Plata Jr. Angel made one hell of a statement after the match when he leapt from a ladder and piledriver dropped Eric Havoc through the announce desk. RIP Neo Reality. Afterwards, we hear from Darcy May Morgan as she speaks on her confusion as to how she isn’t in line for a New Breed title shot and goes on to say she will make an example out of Lethal Consequences to prove a point. All is on DMM until Osamu Arcichida interrupts her and downplays everything she has said so far and her entire EAW career. Both get combative until StarrStan arrives and settles them down and reveals they will be facing off in a match at House of Glass to decide who gets a future championship shot.)
(Next, Aniyah Mitchell and Justin Windgate have a solid one on one match that sees Justin Windgate pull off another impressive win with his Lights Out cutter. Following this match is a shot of Kassidy Heart post EAW Women’s Universal Championship loss having a photo shoot and doing a candid interview with Michael Belfort declaring Raven Roberts a false champion despite comparisons to how she won at Pain for Pride and how Raven beat her at Battle of Egypt. Kassidy Heart is as cocky and brash as ever until she is blindsided by The Visual Prophet. Viz is the newest member of Friday Night Dynasty and runs down on Kassidy before explaining how this was partially payback for Mr. DEDEDE attacking Nina months ago and partially him making a challenge to Kassidy for a match at House of Glass. Afterwards, Osamu Archida makes good on his word and beats Jenny Cien after making The New Breed Baddie tap out to The Osamu Lock.)
(Lastly, we see Diamond Cage speak for the first time on FND since returning and he goes in depth on what brought him back and why he is back fully with EAW. Cage sends shots at Drake King who replies right after in his own interview. Drake and Cage will finally settle their bloody feud at House of Glass that’s been months in the making. Finally, our main event was a showcase between National EXTREME champion Lethal Consequences and his partner Lindsey Kingsley against Darcy May Morgan and Drake King where LC pinned the DropKick Darling after a beautiful Acid Reign cutter puts her down for the three count. The show looked to be ready to end with LC celebrating until Justin Windgate appeared out of nowhere and attacks Lethal and ends the show in a heated brawl.)
(“Another One Bites The Dust” by Queen plays.)
(We open up inside the ring as the fans congregating to The American Airlines Arena see this week show open abruptly following the recap as our walks The Visual Prophet and his assistant Nina.)
Stew-O: Welcome to Friday Night Dynasty! I normally get a little bit more of a chance to speak out and introduce the entire commentary team but The Visual Prophet seems primed to speak and get this show going himself. Speaking of my commentary team, I am joined as always by the incredible Flannery McCoy!
Flannery McCoy: Charmed as always to be with you, Stew!
Stew-O: And our third wheel, man bun himself, Jake Mercer.
Jake Mercer: Man Bun of the year 2019, thank you very much!
Flannery McCoy: Who was your competition? Jake Smith and an assistant manager of Guitar Center?
Jake Mercer: He-He-He. Very funny…but ye.
Stew-O: I assumed we would see the newcomer Angel De Plata go one on one with The Animaniac Archimedes J. Manson but Viz and Nina are entering the ring and looking for microphones!
(Viz and Nina walk up the stairs as the fans in the building are going nuts and cheering for the two. Viz enters the ring and helps Nina inside as well before grabbing a microphone and handing it to Nina.)
Nina: Hear ye, Hear ya! Allow me to start this show right now, yes! Bae is here! Bae is hype! BAE IS MR NASTY!!!
(Viz rolls his eyes before demanding the microphone from his assistant.)
The Visual Prophet: I told you to say “Bae is Mr. Dynasty” but…I guess what you said wasn’t that far off. Or a lie!
(Viz giggles as Nina jumps up and down and her massive breasts nearly pop out of her turtleneck. Viz is wearing a sleeveless hoodie, a pair of denim jeans, and a pair of Adidas Pro Model shoes as he looks around the crowd.)
The Visual Prophet: I know…it’s weird, isn’t it? You all getting The Visual Prophet a day early from now on. The Visual Prophet is here, on Dynasty…and I have some business I need to handle. Business that starts with Mr. DEDEDE but ends with his blonde haired bimbo of a wife. Yes! Oooooh yes! Kassidy Heart has been terrorizing and terrifying women and men ever since she beat Serena Bennett for her EAW Universal Women’s Championship at Pain for Pride. Not because of her toughness or her skill, simply because she won The Iconic Cup last season and held the right to challenge for that belt at any time and place she saw fit and that right there…is not what I’m even mad at!
(Viz shakes his head as Nina shakes hers simultaneously.)
The Visual Prophet: Nah. She did what she legally had to do. She bitched and moan about being looked over for months and finally had enough. Some say she stole that belt in the first place and that Raven Roberts using her Cash In the Vault briefcase was karma for how she became champion months ago. I say…I don’t really care about any of that shit. I care about this fake ass, bullshit ass marriage and most importantly, her ties with the man that denied me my Answers World Championship victory. Kassidy Heart has been biting people, stomping on limbs, drawing more blood from Elitists then a phlebotomist ever could, and been lurking around Friday Nights as if she is this Terminator in a lace front killer when really…she is just Ryan Adams trophy wife at the end of the day. Nothing more, nothing less. Ryan Adams took away my AWC chances, he forced my Nina into a compromising position, and he made the biggest mistake of his life…he let me live. Now? He will regret Territorial Invasion almost as much as he will regret contracting all those STDs from all those underage Nike Sweat Factory working boys he used to bang back when he was busy galavanting with Jeffery Epstein and the rest of that sex cult ring he has ties to that we aren’t allowed to talk about on air. Oops. #savetheboys!
(Viz shrugs his shoulders as the crowd goes “OOOH” loudly.)
The Visual Prophet: Oh, please stop me if I’m wrong! What do you think Nina?!
Nina: Kassidy a sick eater! She a hoe’s hoe. In Russia, we call women like her “Dirty Knees”.
The Visual Prophet: You don’t say? Dirty Knees Kass. Fitting. A name that sticks for a woman who’s sticky from Mr.DEDEDE’s precum all down her lower back. A whore who is seemingly the only thing Ryan Adams values more than himself, his money, his power, or his Thai ladyboy massages. So, what better way to get revenge on Ryan Adams for attacking my Nina months ago with that bowl of hot wax then by putting his “wife” in a glass shards match where I can slice and dice that bitch Julienne style? Thin slices of basic bitch everywhere courtesy of The Visual Prophet. Courtesy of Baethoven. Courtesy of Mr. Friday Night Dy-
(“Put Em Up” by Lupe Fiasco plays.)
Jake Mercer: I think Viz has woke up Kassidy Heart!
Flannery McCoy: Or worse…THE MAULER!
(Out walks Kassidy Heart looking stoic but clearly annoyed at the ramblings of Viz and Nina. Prophet and Nina stand in the ring with their hands on their hips as Kassidy walks down the ramp. Heart is wearing tight jeans, a shirt that’s very form fitting, and has her eyes locked on Viz as she approaches the ring. Viz smiles as Kassidy walks past him and grabs a microphone.)
The Visual Prophet: Look what crawled out of that bed bug infested California King sized bed and made it to work? Kassidy Heart, you big tit-!!!
Stew-O: MY GOD! KASSIDY TOSSES THAT MICROPHONE RIGHT AT THE VISUAL PROPHET’S FACE AND CATCHES HIM OFF GUARD! LOU THESZ PRESS TO PROPHET BY KASSIDY AS SHE IS ALL OVER THE VISUAL PROPHET! RAINING SICKENING ELBOWS AND AIMING FOR THAT SAME SPOT RYAN ADAMS OPENED UP AT TERRITORIAL INVASION A MONTH AGO!!
Kassidy Heart (off mic): You…gay…effeminate…pussy…ass…bitch…ass…motherfu-
Flannery McCoy: LOOK! NINA TACKLES KASSIDY OFF VIZ AS PROPHET ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AFTER BEING CAUGHT OFF GUARD! NINA IS BANGING KASSIDY’S HEAD AGAINST THE MAT HARD!
Jaker Mercer: Blonde hair swinging wildly in the middle of the ring! Nina is looking for some revenge as well!
Stew-O: Kassidy kicks Nina off her as Nina flies backwards and lands on her own back. Heart rolls to her feet and checks to see Viz still down ringside before turning back and watching Nina awkwardly get off the ground! Kassidy charges as Viz looks in the ring. THE NEIMAN MARCUS OF WRESTLING MOVES TO NINA! NINA IS FLAT IN THE RING AS KASSIDY BENDS HER ARMS EASILY WITH THAT TORNADO DOUBLE ARM LEG SCISSORS HOLD! HEART LOOKS RIGHT AT VIZ AS VIZ STARES HORRIFIED!
Flannery McCoy: Heart has her hands free as Nina wails and screams in pain! Kassidy claws on the mat and picks up a microphone as Viz slowly tries to get in the ring to save Nina!
Kassidy Heart: Listen to me you failure as a man. You talk so much noise only to routinely leave us all bewildered by the bullshit you say. Week to week, you boast and speak a goblet of nonsense just to come out here and perform inferior to men like my husband and especially women like me. I knew back on Empire that you were just a loudmouth, obnoxious, fake intellectual. But, even I didn’t realize how stupid you were until last week. You think what Ryan Adams did to you was bad? You think pouring hot wax on Nina was torture? The Mauler is going to introduce you to a level of agony and misery that you never could fathom. Not just at House of Glass in that 1000 shardz match, either. How about we start tonight?
The Visual Prophet (off mic): You cunt! Let her go right now!
Kassidy Heart: How about we start…right now?
Stew-O: OHMYGODOHMYGOD!!! KASSIDY HEART!
Flannery McCoy: Jesus Christ!!!
Jake Mercer: I Think!! Sh-She broke her! I-I think I heard a snap! Kass just snapped Nina’s shoulders together! I swear to god I think she broke that women’s shoulder!
Stew-O: Kassidy Heart sees Viz roll in the ring and she quickly rolls out, eyes fixated in a trance like state at her newest victim! Nina is distraught, screaming like somebody died as her right arm is limp and being dragged around as she rolls on the mat! Viz enters the ring and he looks like he’s lost it as well. Horror all over Viz’s face as Kassidy sees him kneel down to check on his girl! Did she break her shoulder?! She might have! Nobody is supposed to bend that way or that violently!
Flannery McCoy: Viz has his back to Kassidy as he tries to console Nina and KASSIDY HAS A CHAIR! KASSIDY IS STILL IN THAT TRANCE AS SHE SLOWLY SNEAKS BACK IN THE RING WITH HER WEAPON! PROPHET IS CHECKING ON NINA AS KASSIDY IS BEHIND HIM! KASSIDY RAISES THE CHAIR HIGH AS!
Jake Mercer: NINA! NINA SHOVES VIZ OUT THE WAY AS KASSIDY SWINGS THE CHAIR! NINA USES HER GOOD ARM TO SAVE VIZ!
Stew-O: KASSIDY HITS NINA WITH THE CHAIR ON THE MAT RIGHT TO THE HEAD AS NINA IS NOW OUT COLD! THE VISUAL PROPHET SEES HER FINALLY AND CHARGES! SPEAR! VIZ WITH THE SPEAR TO HEART AS KASSIDY ROLLS OUT THE RING AGAIN! VIZ ROLLS TO HIS HANDS AND KNEES AS HEART LOOKS TO BE SHAKING HER HEAD AND SNAPPING OUT OF THAT TRANCE! HEART IS LEANING AGAINST THE BARRICADE!
Stew-O: Kass and Viz are locked eye to eye! Heart may have broken Nina’s shoulder and clearly knocked her out with that chair shot. Viz managed to get some action on his House of Glass opponent but it’s obvious both have a lot left in the tank!
Flannery McCoy: Prophet better have a lot left in the tank given the fact that he is facing Drake King tonight! Hopefully Nina isn’t injured because she is a big factor on Viz’s EAW career!
(We end the scene with Kassidy wiping her hands on her thighs and backwards walking up the ramp as her and The Visual Prophet keep their eyes glued on each other. EMTS roll in the ring as they check on Nina and the show goes to a commercial break.)
(Highlights of the life and career of Brody Spark play including winning the Specialists Championship inside of the chamber at Road to Redemption 10 and various miscellaneous pictures and clips of her during her lifetime and backstage interactions with several fellow elitists such as Andrea Valentine, Kendra Shamez, Mr. DEDEDE, Ronn Banks, and many more)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the middle of the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Me Muero” by La 5a Estación plays to cheers as Angel de Plata Jr. comes out pumped up as he looks around at the crowd. He warms up for a moment before making his way to the ring with a confident stride in his step as he interacts with the crowd)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, residing in San Antonio Texas, weighing in at 205 pounds… ANGEL…DE PLATA…JR.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Angel is certainly a wildcard for sure, he has extreme athleticism as shown beating Eric Havoc last week on Dynasty.
Flannery McCoy: He then proceeds to severely injure Eric putting him out of action by slamming him down from the top of a ladder right onto our announce table. If that shows anything his opponent tonight, Archimedes J. Manson should watch out.
Jake Mercer: :wow: That Extreme Lucha Libre shit must’ve gotten to his brain.
(Angel jumps into the ring and goes to the top rope basking in the crowd’s cheers. He then jumps off and prepares as “Me Muero” fades out. “Applause” by Lady Gaga plays as Archimedes J. Manson makes his way to the ring. His trademark smile has been replaced with one way more sinister as he gives off a maniacal laugh as he makes his way to the ring taking a spin as the crowd, once excited to see him, is more creeped out than happy)
Stephie Love: And his opponent, from The Divided States of Hysteria, weighing in at 205 pounds… GOD’S GAG GIFT, ARCHIMEDES…J….MANSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Now if that shows anything about Archimedes’ current state, I think Angel should be the one watching out for him.
Flannery McCoy: Certainly Archimedes is a changed man now as he’s more, for lack of a better word “insane” than he usually is. This match is certainly going to be an interesting one judging by the personality of both of these competitors.
Jake Mercer: HE’S- HE’S AN ACTUAL CLOWN! I KNEW IT! DIDN’T I TELL YOU GUYS HE ACTED IN THE DARK KNIGHT! HE WAS THE JOKER!!!!!!!!!!
(Archimedes enters the ring spinning around alot as he takes a seat in his corner laughing hysterically with seemingly no end as “Applause” fades out and the Ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: Here we go as ANGEL IS RUNNING RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE! HESITATION DROPKICK TO A SEATED ARCHIMEDES IN THE CORNER! But wait! Instead of falling down Archimedes stumbles right up to his feet as Angel grabs him! GERMAN SUPLEX- NO ARCHIMEDES LANDS ON HIS FEET! ANGEL STANDING RIGHT UP AND GOING FOR A SUPERKICK! IT CONNECTS! Archimedes falls right flat on the ground but he quickly gets up in a heartbeat! Angel grabbing him again! BUT ARCHIMEDES SHOVING HIM AWAY! ANGEL! STEP UP ENZIGURI!
Jake Mercer: Angel has the upperhand in this match but the persistence of God’s Gag Gift might turn the tides of this match! Angel mounting him and landing punch after punch down on his face! BUT ARCHIMEDES! ARCHIMEDES SHOVING HIS HAND RIGHT WHERE THE MOUTH IS SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE MASK OF ANGEL DE PLATA JR! Angel falls over as Archimedes locks on a mandible claw. But Angel quickly pushing him away but that’s all the time Archimedes needed! DDT TO A KNEELING ANGEL!
Stew-O: Angel grabs his head as Archimedes slides down locking him into a headlock! Archimedes cranking at the head of Angel as Angel is trying his best to reach for the ropes! ANGEL! HE KIPS UP STILL LOCKED IN THE HOLD! HE TURNS! HE SLIDES RIGHT OUT! Archimedes left in shock as Angel runs the ropes! KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF ARCHIMEDES KNOCKING HIM DOWN! Archimedes quickly rolling up AS HE GOES FOR A PELE KICK! BUT ANGEL MOVES OUT OF THE WAY- ARCHIMEDES TAKING OPPORTUNITY ROLLING ANGEL UP!!!
Flannery McCoy: ANGEL QUICKLY KICKS OUT! ARCHIMEDES RUNNING AT ANGEL! BUT ANGEL MOVING OUT OF THE WAY AND THROWING ARCHIMEDES INTO THE CORNER! ARCHIMEDES TRYING TO SLIDE OUT TO RINGSIDE BUT ANGEL PULLS HIM RIGHT BACK IN AND SHOVING HIM INTO THE CORNER! ANGEL GOING OFF ON HIM WITH REPEATED STOMPS DOWN ON A SEATED ARCHIMEDES! Angel pulling him right back up and irish whipping him to the opposite corner! BUT ARCHIMEDES STOPPING HIMSELF BEFORE IMPACT AND JUMPING UP TO THE TOP ROPE AS ANGEL RUNS TOWARDS HIM! DIVING CROSSBODY BY ARCHIMEDES KNOCKING ANGEL DOWN!
Jake Mercer: Archimedes looking with a smirk as what is he thinking! HE’S GRABBING AT ANGEL’S MASK! ARCHIMEDES LAUGHING AWAY AS THE DISRESPECT THAT IS BEING SHOWN BY ARCHIMEDES J. MANSON! WAIT BUT ANGEL FIGHTING UP TRYING TO KEEP HIS MASK ON SLOWLY! STUNNER TO ARCHIMEDES! Archimedes flips around and down to the ground as Angel fixes his mask while pulling Archimedes up! BUT ARCHIMEDES PUSHING HIM AWAY! ANGEL RUNNING AIMLESSLY AT ARCHIMEDES! CLOTHESLINE-
Stew-O: ARCHIMEDES DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY! ANGEL KNOCKS DOWN THE REF! ANGEL FIXES HIS MASK BUT IT MIGHT BE TOO LATE! LOW BLOW! ARCHIMEDES GOING UNDER THE BELT WITH A CHEAP MOVE! ANGEL ON HIS KNEES AS ARCHIMEDES RUNS! FOOL’S ERRAND! SHINING WIZARD CONNECTS! ARCHIMEDES GOING FOR THE PIN AS THE REF GETS UP! NOT LIKE THIS!!!
Flannery McCoy: ANGEL POWERS OUT! Archimedes sits up quickly in shock as he doesn’t know what just happened! Archimedes slowly crawling up to his feet as Angel grabs a hand on the ropes. Archimedes trying to grab a handful of Angel’s mask but Angel quickly shoving away! RUNNING LARIAT! ANGEL GOING OFF NOW SLAMMING HIS FIST DOWN ON THE FACE OF ARCHIMEDES WITH NO REMORSE!
Jake Mercer: Those violent tendencies of Angel De Plata Jr. are coming into play against Archimedes tonight. Archimedes trying to scramble away but Angel is pulling him up! DRAGON SUPLEX! Archimedes rolling up to his feet as he’s still stunned! ARCHIMEDES TRYING TO GO FOR A ENZIGURI- ANGEL DUCKS UNDER! ANGEL TRYING TO LIFT UP GOING FOR THE SITOUT POWERBOMB! BUT ARCHIMEDES LANDING A FEW PUNCHES ON ANGEL’S HEAD FORCING HIM TO PUT HIM DOWN! Archimedes! DISCUS ELBOW SENDING ANGEL TO A KNEE! HE STEPS BACK! SUPERKICK! JK CONNECTS AS ANGEL FALLS FLAT DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Archimedes moving in on Angel! BUT ANGEL QUICKLY KIPPING UP! Archimedes stepping back but he goes right for a clothesline! BUT ANGEL DROPS DOWN DUCKING UNDER IT AND KIPPING UP AGAIN! HE LEAPS UP! REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER!!! BRAIN SCRAMBLER OUT OF NOWHERE CONNECTS AS ANGEL GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
Flannery McCoy: ARCHIMEDES KICKS OUT! Archimedes quickly getting up as Angel is ready for him! SNAP SUPLEX- NO ARCHIMEDES DROPS HIS WEIGHT! HE LANDS A SUPLEX OF HIS OWN ON ANGEL! Angel clutching at his back as he sits up and Archimedes pulls him up by the head! NECKBREAKER! Archimedes trying to keep Angel down as much as possible catching his breath. He pulls Angel up once more going for another neckbreaker! BUT ANGEL ROLLS OUT OF IT! ANGEL WITH A STIFF FOREARM PUSHING ARCHIMEDES INTO THE CORNER! Angel running! CLOTHESLINE BOUNCING ARCHIMEDES OUT OF THE CORNER! ANGEL PASSING BY ARCHIMEDES REBOUNDING OFF THE ROPES! RUNNING SHOULDER BLOCK! Angel turning the tables on Archimedes quickly! Archimedes slowly getting up as he runs at Angel! HANGMAN’S NECKBREAKER ONTO ARCHIMEDES! Angel looking for something big! WHAT IS HE THINKING! FALLEN ANGEL-
Jake Mercer: NOBODY HOME! ARCHIMEDES ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! HE SETS ANGEL UP! INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER! THE LAST LAUGH CONNECTS AS ARCHIMEDES GOES FOR THE PIN! THIS MIGHT BE LIGHTS OUT FOR ANGEL!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Applause” plays up to cheers as Archimedes sits up onto his knees. The Ref raises his hand in victory as he laughs maniacally again and circles around the ring)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner, ARCHIMEDES J. MANSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Archimedes pulling out a well deserved win tonight. This was a very intense back and forth match against both competitors but again the strength and endurance of Archimedes pulls out the win for him.
Flannery McCoy: And nothing is taken away from Angel as he put up a very intense fight against a rising star in EAW. I’m definitely sure this isnt the end of him, only the start of a long upwards climb to the top.
Jake Mercer: Say, that Angel dude. Isnt he TLA’s brother?
(The last shot is of Archimedes rolling out of the ring and interacting with fans in a foolish way as Angel is being helped up by the Ref and the camera fades)
(We cut to a video package that plays to the tune of “D’Evils” by Jay-Z as the face of EAW World Heavyweight Champion Impact is shown standing in front of a bright light almost Christ like with his arms spread wide.)
“Dear GAWD, I wonder can you save me?”
“Illuminati, want my mind, soul, and my body!”
“Dear GAWD, I wonder can you save me?”
“Secret Society, trying to keep they eye on me!”
“Dear GAWD, I wonder can you save me?”
“Illuminati, want my mind, soul, and my body!”
“I can’t die! I can’t die…”
(The music showcases Impact’s current and infamous EAW World Heavyweight Championship reign. His defeating of Noah Reigner and Rex McAllister af Pain for Pride XII where Impact was crowned the only 9 time World champion in EAW history. As the beat continues, Impact’s voice could be heard over the clips.)
Impact: Some people can get by on luck. Some can survive awhile on talent and skill. Few can be able to last half as long as I have without all three. But, nobody can dictate the history of The EAW World Heavyweight Championship or this entire company close to how I have done it. Nobody…
(The music continues as we fast forward to the bloody feud between Impact and Lethal Consequences as Impact begins to flex the powers of his GAWD contract and adds HRDO as special guest referee of their title match at Operation: Doomsday.)
Impact: They throw anyone at me and I dodge them all and leave them demoralized. Lethal Consequences tried all he could and inevitably he learned as everyone will have to learn that I will never lose this title. This reign will be my magnum opus. This reign will be everlasting. This reign will live forever, long after all my competition is dead and gone…I promise you all this.
(We fast forward following Impact beating LC to him feuding with Drake King as King seems to be just the type of hungry up incoming threat that could knock Impact off his pedestal.)
Impact: They said they were sending a King to knock me off. They claimed he was next in line. But, as you all saw, that bitch just wasn’t close at all. Drake wanted to make headlines until I made him one of the biggest headlines at Territorial Invasion when I hit him with a Fist of Fury and left StarrStan’s next pet project sleeping on the mat.
(Impact is seen celebrating at Territorial Invasion before we fast forward again to see him in the ring with Darkane and TLA.)
Impact: Then there was the War Games sisters. TLA and Darkane. TLA got close, so close…so very fucking close…but…
(We see TLA pin Darkane as the referee counts 1…2…3.)
Impact: Dear GAWD, I wonder can you save me…
(The screen goes black before a flash of Impact holding a microphone ringside is shown. Impact screams that the match is voiced as confusion leaves the entire building and audience distraught.)
Impact: …I can’t die…
(The return of Sienna Jade leads everyone to be even more confused as Impact uses his GAWD contract to restart the match and his wife’s distraction to low blow TLA and screw him out of a title in the most blatantly cheating way in EAW history.)
Impact: Boo hoo! Make like Justin Timberlake with the blonde hair and cry me a goddamn river. Yes, I screwed TLA. I screwed each and everyone of you who believed that stupid idiot ever was leaving Battle of Egypt with my championship. I bent over that Mexican and all his believers and spanked him like a petulant little child and I don’t give a flying fuck, a dirty damn, or an uncredited shit about what you novices think. You all are just morons hoping and wishing I fall off. Praying on my down fall only to cry when I bounce up like Spalding through all the pressure they put around me. At Battle of Egypt, I always knew no matter what Darkane or TLA did that I was not letting either of those failures of elitist leave Africa with my championship. The only people that weren’t shocked were Sienna and me. I think that’s how it was at PFP, at Operation: Doomsday, at Territorial Invasion, and I was not shocked that that was the reaction at Battle of Egypt. I just wonder if you all will be shocked at House of Glass when I leave with my title and my gorgeous girl by my side again?
(All the highlights of Impact destroying opponents and losing with his gold so far in season 13 play before quick flashes to him after winning all 8 other World titles are shown. We see a slow motion clip of Imp with his belt looking around at the sea of haters in the crowd as he poses in his Christ like pose one last time and soaks up all their hate for him.)
Impact: I bathe in your tears and I spit on any notion that this incredible run is going to be stopped by a quitter with a stray dog as a best friend. I laugh at this mockery of a Mexican. At House of Glass, in the Glass Wallz match, the fucking main event, TLA is DOA!
(The video plays as the song’s hook returns.)
“Dear GAWD, I wonder can you save me?”
“Illuminati, want my mind, soul, and my body!”
“Dear GAWD, I wonder can you save me?”
“Secret Society, trying to keep they eye on me!”
“Dear GAWD, I wonder can you save me?”
“Illuminati, want my mind, soul, and my body!”
“I can’t die! I can’t die…”
(The video fades out and ends as we cut back to the commentary booth to gage reactions by our Dynasty trio.)
Flannery McCoy: One of the few people to still hold the championship they walked in to season 13 with, Impact has found pretty much every conceivable way to remain EAW World Heavyweight Champion for months now and with Sienna Jade returning to be special referee, it’s hard to bet against Imp ESPECIALLY with that GAWD contract still existing as his ace in the hole.
Jake Mercer: But! If TLA can beat him,as difficult as that may be, Impact will no longer have that GAWD contract. Maybe his arrogance will be his undoing in this case?
Stew-O: TLA is one of the best to never hold a World title but I don’t know if Impact has any weakness going into House of Glass. TLA has to be at a level higher than everything he has ever done and it still may be for nothing with Sienna Jade’s involvement!
Jake Mercer: Yes I’m hurting, yes I’m jaded! Fun fact, Drake wrote the song “Jaded” about Sienna after he got caught by Impact trying to slide in her DMs and Impact threatened to kill him!
Flannery McCoy: I doubt that it’s true but I would not be surprised.
Jake Mercer: I swear! I saw it on The Shade Room! Drake hit up Sienna Jade asking for a hug whenever she came to Canada and Impact fired back at Aubrey Graham to say, and I’m quoting him verbatim, “Sure you can little buddy, After I nut on her chest tho”! Impact’s next challenger if he survives TLA just might be Baka Not Nice if comments like continue!
Flannery McCoy: I want to speak for all of us when I say, nobody cares! At all! This man robbed TLA and TLA has to be focused on reclaiming a title he rightfully won at Battle of Egypt!
Stew-O: He has a Glass Wallz match and a special guest referee to overcome and a 9 time World Champion to beat if he wants to do that!
(“LLC” by Nicki Minaj hits as Aniyah Mitchell steps out onto the stage and makes her way down to the ring. The crowd erupts into boos)
Stephie Love: Ladies and Gentlemen!! The following contest is set for!!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!
Stephie Love: Making her way to the ring, from Brooklyn, New York.. Weighing in at 155lbs!!!! ANIYAHHHHHHHHH MITCHELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Last week Aniyah Mitchell managed to get herself into the New Breed title picture at House of Glass against both the champion, Jenny Cien, and another top contender in Archimedes J. Manson. Tonight should be a great test for her as her opponent is nearly the size of both of them combined!!
Jake Mercer: Not only that, but the man she faces tonight has an extremely high level background of Mixed Martial Arts.
(“Exponential Decay,” by Kari Sigurdsson hits as the crowd continues to boo. Ronan Malosi steps out onto the stage and makes his way down to the ring)
Stephie Love: And her Opponent!! From Cape Town, South Africa.. Weighing in at 275lbs!!! RONANNNNNNNNNN MALOSIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Last week Ronan Malosi picked up a big win over EAW’s ultimate underdog, El Landerson! He looks to continue impressing the EAW universe with his in ring skills and abilities.
Jake Mercer: Did you see him slap Landerson’s mask all the way around last week?? He literally knocked some sense into Landerson!! Literally!! And illiterately!!! The last time I saw something like that was back in school when my Spanish teacher taught us Spanish. She didn’t slap us, but you know what I mean..
Flannery McCoy: For once I can actually believe that story.
Jake Mercer: Why thank you my Friendo
Flannery McCoy: Friendo?
Jake Mercer: It’s Spanish for Friend.
Flannery McCoy: I spoke too soon…
(DING! DING! DING!)
Jake Mercer: Well whether you believe me or not, I’ve been looking forward to this match all week! In one corner you have the strong and powerful, Aniyah Mitchell.. And in the other, you have the MMA Guru in Ronan Malosi.
Stew-O: This is definitely going to be a good one as both of these young elitists have been turning a lot of heads these past few weeks!
Flannery McCoy: This is definitely a huge match for the both of them, and I think they realize that themselves as they stay in their respective corners staring down one another. And here we go, as they both make their way to the center of the ring and lock up! Ronan Malosi uses his size to his advantage as he uses his weight to help him drive Aniyah Mitchell up against the ring ropes! The referee comes up to the side and tells Ronan Malosi to back off of the ropes as he lets go of Aniyah, puts both hands up, and takes a step back!
Jake Mercer: And Aniyah Mitchell shoves Ronan Malosi hard as we can all hear the sound of her palm bashing up against his chest! The strength and explosive power of this woman is remarkable! Ronan Malosi stumbles back from the shove, then looks down at the mat with a grin on his face, as Aniyah Mitchell steps up to him.. AND RONAN MALOSI SLAPS ANIYAH MITCHELL RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!!!
Stew-O: I’m not sure Aniyah really liked that, as she clutches at the cheek that just got slapped. She looks up at Ronan, He looks back. AND ANIYAH MITCHELL SPITS IN HIS FACE!!!! Ronan tries to wipe off the spit in his eyes, but Aniyah kicks him in the stomach and hooks his arms!! PEDIGREE BY ANIYAH MITCHELL!!! NO!!! Ronan reverses it with a back body drop as Aniyah lands flat on her back! She quickly gets up though, as Ronan runs to the ropes, rebounds, AND RONAN TAKES HER DOWN WITH A TACKLE AND CONNECTS WITH NUMEROUS MMA STRIKES TO HER HEAD!
Jake Mercer: Ronan now stands back up, as stomps down on Aniyah’s stomach! Aniyah Mitchell clutches at her stomach in pain before Ronan Malosi grabs her by the hair and brings her up to her feet. He hooks his arms around her body and connects with a belly to belly suplex!!! Ronan drops down for the pin!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!… TWWWWWOOO-
Flannery McCoy: But Aniyah Mitchell is able to kick out before the two count! Ronan Malosi gets back up to his feet, as Aniyah slowly follows after. Ronan now grabs Aniyah by her head and up body, and Biel Tosses her into the corner as her back slams up against the turnbuckle!! Ronan Malosi makes his way to the other corner. He charges at Aniyah Mitchell and goes for a.. A SPEAR! SPEAR INTO ANIYAH MITCHELL IN THE CORNER!!! NO!! Aniyah Mitchell side steps, as Ronan Malosi crashes shoulder first into the turnbuckle!!!
Stew-O: Ronan Malosi makes his way out of the turnbuckle as he holds onto the shoulder that took the most damage from the missed spear. He turns around and Aniyah Mitchell kicks him in the gut! She pulls him in and connects with release gourdbuster!!! Ronan Malosi’s face and chest crash up against the mat as he turns over and lays on his back in pain!! Aniyah Mitchell looks down at her opponent, walks up beside him, and WHAT’S THIS?! SHE’S TWERKING OVER RONAN MALOSI!!!
Jake Mercer: She’s just making that Booty Pop! Humiliating Ronan Malosi right here! And look!! Aniyah Mitchell leaps up. Standing Moonsault!!! It connects!!! And Aniyah Mitchell quickly goes down for the pin!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! TH-
Flannery McCoy: And Ronan Malosi manages to get his shoulder up! Aniyah Mitchell gets up onto her feet as she walks back over to the corner and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. She’s getting set up, but Ronan Malosi gets to his feet! He walks over to Aniyah Mitchell in the corner, and he leaps up onto the middle rope!! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX BY RONAN MALOSI FROM THE MIDDLE ROPE!! NO!!! Aniyah Mitchell is able to shove Ronan Malosi! He lands flat on his back! Aniyah Mitchell leaps into the air!!! BREAK A BITCH!!! CORKSCREW SENTON BOMB!!!!
Jake Mercer: But Ronan Malosi gets his knees up as Aniyah Mitchell crashes into them!! Both competitors are down, but Ronan Malosi gets to his feet first. Aniyah Mitchell also gets to her feet, AND RONAN MALOSI CONNECTS WITH THE POUNCE!!! HE DRIVES HIS HEAD DIRECTLY INTO THE STERNUM OF ANIYAH MITCHELL AS SHE FLIES ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE RING!!! WHAT A MOVE!!!
Stew-O: And now Ronan Malosi walks over to Aniyah Mitchell. He grabs her by the head and brings Aniyah up to one knee. He hooks her arm, gets behind her, and.. FULL NELSON!!! RONAN MALOSI HAS THE FULL NELSON LOCKED IN!!! ANIYAH MITCHELL HAS NO WHERE TO GO!! SHES YELLING IN PAIN AS RONAN MALOSI CONTINUES TO WRENCH ON THAT NECK!!
Flannery McCoy: I think Aniyah Mitchell needs to tap out!
Stew-O: She just might! Ronan Malosi has this full nelson locked in tight!
Jake Mercer: It’s tighter than this one girl that I-
Flannery McCoy: I don’t really want to hear any fictional stories from you for the rest of this match, Jake.
Jake Mercer: Fictional? When have I ever said something on live TV that wasn’t facts.
Flannery McCoy: :wow:
Stew-O: But anyways back to the match! Aniyah looks like she is fading out there in the ring!! Ronan Malosi may just pick up the victory right here!! The referee walks up to Aniyah Mitchell and checks on her condition! I think he’s going to call it!!
Jake Mercer: Wait a second! Look at this!! Aniyah Mitchell is shaking her head! She’s fighting the pain of this full nelson!! Aniyah Mitchell is now using all of her strength to wrench down on Ronan Malosi’s arms as she breaks his hold! Ronan Malosi is still behind her, but she connects with a strong elbow to his midsection! And another!! And now she has created some separation between both her and Ronan Malosi!!! Aniyah Mitchell now turns and faces Ronan Malosi!! Ronan Malosi shoves Aniyah Mitchell back as she falls back against the ring ropes, she rebounds, and connects with a leaping headbutt that catches Ronan Malosi in the chest!!
Flannery McCoy: And that headbutt forces Ronan Malosi to stagger back! Aniyah Mitchell charges at Ronan Malosi with a clothesline! No! Ronan Malosi ducks it!! Aniyah turns back around, but is met by a kick to the stomach by Ronan Malosi!! He pulls her in.. MALOSI BOMB!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!! Aniyah Mitchell doesn’t let him lift her up!! Ronan Malosi tries to lift her up again!! But Aniyah Mitchell won’t budge! She’s fighting it with all she’s got!! And Aniyah Mitchell breaks her head free from between Ronan Malosi’s legs and lifts him up onto her shoulders!!! That’s 275lbs on her shoulders!! This woman is putting that strength on perfect display right now!! Ronan Malosi is trying to break free!!! BUT ANIYAH MITCHELL CONNECTS WITH THE GOOD NIGHT POOH!!!! F-5!!!!! Ronan Malosi is out cold on the mat!!
Flannery McCoy: And now Aniyah Mitchell walks over to the corner and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. She sets herself up, and.. BREAK A BITCH!!!! CORKSCREW SENTON BOMB!!! THIS TIME IT CONNECTS!!!! Aniyah Mitchell drops down for the pin!!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“LLC” by Nicki Minaj hits as the referee raises Aniyah Mitchells hand)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner!!!! ANIYAHHHHHHHHHH MITCHELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
Stew-O: Great match by both of these incredible athletes! Aniyah Mitchell must be really proud to pick up a victory over such a strong opponent right before her title match at House of Glass!!!
Jake Mercer: Jenny Cien and Archimedes J. Manson better start taking notes, because it’s going to be tough to stop Aniyah Mitchell when all three of them square off for the New Breed Championship next week!
(Kassidy Heart stars in a commercial for Coke Soda because only a bozo would refer to it as “Pop” or call anything not named Coca Cola, “Coke”)
(We come back from commercial break to a video package opening up with Justin Windgate making his triumphant return in 2019. Inspirational music is playing as images of Windgate’s 2019 debut are shown.)
Narrator: After seven long years, Justin Windgate returned to EAW to once again make a name for himself…
(Videos are shown of Justin Windgate recently competing in EAW against more modern faces, such as Eric Havoc and others.)
Narrator: A great inspiration- inspir- insp-
(Suddenly the inspirational music turns to Adobe House music. A video flashes on screen of Justin Windgate walking out of EAW for a final time in 2011. LC is now narrating the video, a black and white video of him sitting in a chair in a studio setting is seen as he talks into the camera and it transitions between him and videos as he speaks.)
Lethal Consequences: Once upon a time in 2011, a little bitch quit and disappeared without a trace. And not a single fucking person cared.
(A video shows Justin Windgate appearing in EAW as the ‘Xtreme Classic’.)
Lethal Consequences: From Xtreme Classic.
(A video then transitions to Windgate as ‘Justin Nitro.)
Lethal Consequences: To Justin Nitro.
(A video once again transitions, now showing the newest reincarnation, Justin Windgate.)
Lethal Consequences: To little Justin Windgate. Boy, I’ve been winning world titles and you haven’t even been able to remember your own name.
(A video flashes on the screen showing LC winning the World Championship at Pain for Pride in 2011. The video then transitions to Windgate batting in the ring with DDD.)
Lethal Consequences: One of your biggest moments to shine in EAW. One on one with the mythical one himself, DDD. Sure. A great win for Justin Xtreme Windgate Nitro. The biggest moment in your life. But where’d it lead you? Where’d you go from there? Did you get to the top? Did you succeed?
(A video transitions to Justin Windgate winning the National Extreme Championship in 2011, the biggest moment of his career. The video goes back to LC in the studio.)
Lethal Consequences: (holding up National Elite Championship) Oh, that’s right. You won this. You finally got your hands on the big one. A rare feat, something to be treasured, the gold is what’s most important. We all know that. I think I’ve taught that lesson enough for any thick skulled SOB should know it by now. But let me ask you something. Did you truly believe you could reach the level of others who were in your rookie class? Did you truly think you could reach the heights of those who stood beside you — those, like me, who would later become Hall of Famers and legends of this business?
(Several former EAW competitors who were in the same rookie class of Windgate are shown accepting Hall of Fame rings, winning World Championships, and having main-event matches at Pain for Pride.)
Lethal Consequences: Nah, you didn’t. That’s exactly why you disappeared like the coward that you’ve always been. You were scared. The heat was too much so you ran out of the kitchen as quick as you could. In the meantime, I’ve continued to rack up wins. I’ve continued to make the name Lethal Consequences mean something. And yet, these people aren’t even sure who you really are. After seven… long… years… these people don’t even remember your face from someone they’d see walking down the street.
(A video of Keke Palmer is shown. ‘I hate to say it, I hope I don’t sound ridiculous… I don’t know who this man is. I mean, he could be walking down the street and I wouldn’t know a thing. Sorry to this man.’)
Lethal Consequences: The last thing I’m going to let happen is for you to get your hands on MY National Elite Championship again and disgrace it, just as you did the last time. The LAST thing I’m going to let happen is for Justin Windgate to crack under pressure and show everyone just how scared he is of failure. Failure has driven me. It’s driven me to become one, if not the, best competitor in this company, in this industry, and on this planet. It’s who I am. I don’t run from it. I embrace it. And that’s what has made the parallels of our career so very different.
(Two videos are shown side by side of Justin Windgate with his head down, walking toward the entrance ramp. And the other showing Lethal Consequences posing on the top rope at Pain for Pride with the World Heavyweight Championship high in the air. The video then transitions to Extreme Enigma, Justin Windgate’s former tag-team partner, turning on him.)
Lethal Consequences: Extreme Enigma was your partner. Then he kicked you to to the curb and became one of the best of all time. Winning titles. Winning praise. Winning. Winning. Winning.
(Images are shown of headlines, such as ‘Where’d Justin Nitro go?’ And ‘Will Windgate stay in EAW after seven year absence?’ are shown over video of Windgate walking down the entrance ramp.)
Lethal Consequences: Justin. You’ll never be anything more than an afterthought, afterthought, afterthought (continues to echo)
(The video transitions back to Lethal Consequences in the studio. The black and white video of him turns to color. He stands up, grabs the camera, and looks directly down the lens.)
Lethal Consequences: So buck up, bitch, because it’s time for Daddy to put you down for good… and maybe we’ll see you in another seven years.
(‘Once upon a time in 2011’ begins to echo as the video rewinds, showing Windgate as Xtreme Classic, then against DDD, winning the National Extreme Championship in 2011, and then finally back to Windgate in 2019.)
Narrator: A great inspiration- inspira- inspi- in- (record scratch, fade to black)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(Sensei – Datsik hits to loud boos from the crowd.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Osaka, Japan weighing in at 235 pounds he is “The Orchestrator of Violence” OSAMUUUUUUUUUU ARCICHIDA!!!!
(Osamu Arcichida makes his way down the ramp with a confident look on his face.)
Stew-O: Osamu Arcichida picked up a big victory over the New Breed Champion last week! Can he continue this roll he is on?
Jake Mercer: I’d say so, I remember seeing Osamu over in Old Japan Pro Combat back in the early 2000s when he defeated Rui Hachimura to become world champion and I knew he was a star then!
Flannery McCoy: Rui Hachimura? Isn’t that a basketball pla– nevermind. Anyways, Osamu is a great athlete but this is a tag team match so it could be a whole other story. However, if he continues to win there may be championship gold in his future very soon!
(“Friend vs. Friend” by Company Flow hits)
Stephie Love: And his partner from Oakland, California weighing in at 230 pounds he is “The Inevitable” LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!
Stew-O: Here comes the National Elite Champion looking more elite than ever! Osamu Arcichida really has a Hall of Fame partner this week and he has to be feeling pretty good about that.
Jake Mercer: It is easy to feel good when you are in the presence of Lethal Consequences.
Flannery McCoy: Isn’t he calling it the National Extreme Championship? Get it right Stew!
(“El Diablo” by Machine Gun Kelly hits to cheers from the crowd.)
Stephie Love: And their opponents first from Detroit, Michigan weighing in at 225 pounds he is “The Xtreme Classic” JUUUUUUUUUUSTIN WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDGATE!!!
(Justin Windgate comes to the ring clapping hands with the great Miami fans who have come out to see him this week.)
Stew-O: Despite that smear campaign aired a few moments ago, Justin remains with his head up looking to silence the doubters. You just have to love the positivity that radiates off Justin Windgate. We stan!
Jake Mercer: Are you joking Stew? Are you aware that Justin Windgate at times partakes in unscrupulous activities such as smoking marijuana? How can you support such a man?
Flannery McCoy: Well if you ever tried some of his shit maybe you would know…
(“Spotlight Saviour” by Iggy Azalea hits as the cheers quickly turn into boos.)
Stephie Love: And his partner from Kent, United Kingdom weighing in at 130 pounds she is “The Leading Lady” DARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCY MAY MORGANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
(Darcy May Morgan comes out to the ring screaming at the fans that she is the lady who is here to lead them.)
Stew-O: These fans don’t seem to want to be led by Darcy but oddly enough they are supporting her this week most likely due to the presence of Justin Windgate.
Jake Mercer: I wouldn’t trust a filthy stoner like Justin to lead anything but his own way into prison! Which is where he should be! For life!
Flannery McCoy: That seems a little extreme. But maybe that is exactly what we need in this match. Lethal Consequences is the National Extreme Champion after all!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: We are underway as Lethal Consequences pats Osamu Arcichida on the head.
Lethal Consequences: Stay out of my way kid. I got this.
Jake Mercer: Looks like Lethal Consequences is out here starting things off against Darcy May Morgan. This will be an interesting match up.
Lethal Consequences: A WOMAN?!?!? HAHAHAHAHA!
Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences slaps Darcy May Morgan hard across the face dropping her down to the mat! But she immediately springs back up and slaps the taste out the champs’ own mouth! Lethal does not look pleased whatsoever! Lethal going in!
Stew-O: BACKHAND BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES SENDS DARCY FLYING ACROSS THE RING INTO THE ROPES! Lethal follows up by running in and ramming his knee hard into her gut as she collapses down onto the mat! Lethal places one foot on her face with a mocking cover.
Jake Mercer: A one count there from the arrogant pinfall by Lethal Consequences! It will take a lot more than that to hold Darcy May Morgan down! Darcy slowly back up as she locks up with Lethal in the ring. Lethal twists her arm around behind her back but Darcy retaliates in kind getting Lethal caught up! Lethal rolls through grabbing hold of Darcy’s arm but she cartwheels over maintaining control of the arm! Lethal rolls backwards tossing Darcy with him but she catches up onto the ropes forcing the referee to break the hold. Lethal with a Superkick! But Darcy quickly rolls back into the corner just missing it by a second! Darcy holding her head now realizing just how close she was to light’s out as she moves back into the ring for another grapple attempt. No! Lethal quickly goes around behind her and easily tosses her over onto her stomach keeping her grounded. Darcy back up… SCHOOL GIRL ROLLUP!
Referee: ONEEEEEE!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kickout by Lethal! Close upset victory there for Darcy! Lethal looks outraged but he realizes he has to keep his cool here or Darcy will find even more opportunities like that one ahead! Lethal tries for a headlock but Darcy kicks off the ropes… Modified Bulldog! No! Lethal caught her back into the headlock but Darcy shoves him off into the ropes… Shoulder Block takes down Darcy! But back up! Lethal charges in! Clothesline! Darcy ducks beneath! A Leaping Clothesline drops Lethal as he rolls out of the ring to the outside! Darcy runs the ropes… LEAPS OVER! NO! She stops just in time as she notices Lethal moving outside the ring! Lethal rolls back in! Darcy charges in with a Leaping Crossbody! But Lethal moves out the way! Darcy lands sideways on the turnbuckle! Lethal kicks her hard in the gut sending her over the top rope crashing on the apron as she falls to the floor! Lethal rolls out of the ring stomping on Darcy on the outside before tossing her into the ring. Lethal mounts Darcy and begins beating the shit outta her with rights and lefts and the crowd is not enjoying this at all!
(Angry feminists are shown storming out of the arena in protest.)
Lethal Consequences: Fuck outta here you bitches ain’t special!
Stew-O: This seems to have only enraged the crowd further! Lethal Consequences is not making many friends here in Miami! Lethal now locking in a headlock as a rest hold as Darcy is fading! She desperately needs to get to the ropes either to break the hold or tag in her partner! Justin Windgate yelling at her to get to the corner and make a tag! Darcy throws a couple fists into the side of Lethal as she tries to escape this predicament that she has found herself in! Darcy back to her feet but Lethal still has the headlock. He shoves her off into the corner! But she stops before her head collides with the post! She leaps up… Springboard Crossbody connects! Darcy has her chance!
Jake Mercer: SHE MAKES THE TAG! DARCY MAY MORGAN TAGGING IN JUSTIN WINDGATE
Lethal Consequences: Nah tho.
Jake Mercer: Lethal Consequences tags in Osamu Arcichida as he rolls out of the ring. Osamu looking confused Lethal had control of this and now he is sending him in to deal with a fresh Justin Windgate?
(Lethal Consequences is shown pulling up a chair and eating popcorn at ringside.)
Lethal Consequences: Go on kiddo you got this!
Stew-O: That’s not what he was saying a few minutes ago…
Flannery McCoy: Guess he changes his mind fast.
Jake Mercer: The champion is entitled to change his mind! Nothing wrong with that!
Stew-O: Osamu Arcichida cautiously enters the ring! He then suddenly tries to take a cheap shot at Justin Windgate but Justin had him scouted! He dodges behind him… BACKSTABBER CONNECTS! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Kickout! Osamu Arcichida nearly defeated five seconds after he enters the match that would have been some kind of record. Both men back up as they trade fists in the ring. OSAMU! JUSTIN! OSAMU! JUSTIN! A SUPERKICK FROM OSAMU! NO! JUSTIN CAUGHT IT! SPINNING HEEL KICK FROM JUSTIN! JUSTIN RUNS THE ROPES! SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY! NO! SUPERKICK IN MID-AIR BY OSAMU! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEE!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: And a kickout there by Justin Windgate! Might have been a bit of a fast count too by the referee he needs to watch that…
Flannery McCoy: Osamu Arcichida drags Justin Windgate back up to his feet… but Justin immediately counters with a hard chop to the chest. Osamu retaliates with a hard chop of his own… BUT IT HAS NO EFFECT! JUSTIN WINDGATR SPITS IN HIS FACE!
Stew-O: Osamu did not like that one bit! He charges in but Justin backhands him hard across the face spinning him around. Justin grabs him from behind… German Suplex connects!!! He climbs to the top rope… what is he looking for here?!?
Jake Mercer: NO GET DOWN! DON’T LET JUSTIN WINDGATE GET SO HIGH! THAT’S THE PROBLEM WITH OUR SOCIETY!
Flannery McCoy: X-FACTOR!!! CONNECTS!!! COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEE!!! TWOOOOO!!!!! THRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“El Diablo” by Machine Gun Kelly hits as the crowd goes wild.)
Stephie Love: Here are your winners the team of JUSTIN WINDGATEEEEE AND DARRRRCY MAY MORRRRGAN!!!
Jake Mercer: Wow Osamu really screwed this one up huh?
Flannery McCoy: Come on Jake he did his best! He really tried his hardest!
Stew-O: Well he does have a W over the New Breed Champion but it is unfortunate he could not keep that momentum going this week. That being said congratulations to Justin Windgate! And would you look at this, Darcy stands over a defeated Osamu just gloating about how he couldn’t get the job done, their match at HOG will certainly be an ugly one. Meanwhile LC has already abandoned his partner and made it down the ramp staring a hole through a celebrating Windgate.
(Justin Windgate is shown standing on the top rope taunting LC who clutches his National Elite Championship looking back in disdain.)
(The camera cuts to a commercial for Munch Munchies the new cereal promoted by EAW’s own Chris Elite. Start munching today as part of a balanced breakfast!)
(Dynasty returns from commercial and cuts to the backstage area. Michael Belfort, Dynasty’s main backstage interviewer, is standing by with Aniyah Mitchell, who was victorious earlier in the evening over Ronan Malosi. Aniyah looks completely refreshed, glowing with her hair, makeup, and fashion on point. She smirks at Belfort while twirling her braid.)
Michael Belfort: Ladies and gentlemen, we are minutes away from seeing the New Breed Champion, Jenny Cien, team up with TLA to take on the reigning EAW Tag Team of the Year, the Jaded Hearts. Next weekend at House of Glass, Jenny will defend her championship in a glass weapons match against Archimedes J. Manson and the woman joining me at this time, Aniyah Mitchell. Aniyah, thank you fo-
Aniyah Mitchell: Aight, hol’ up. You really gunna waste my time by talking about whatever craptastic tag team match is happening next? Boy, you better learn that when you have Aniyah Mitchell in your presence you treat her like the fuckin’ royalty that she is! I already said it once this week, I’m tired of this company wasting my time and little corny peasant bitches like you Michelle Belfort tryna to hold me down and not give me the respect I deserve. Talkin’ about Jenny Cien headass, fuck outta here with that mess. Did you see my match earlier? How about I beat that six foot five fuckin’ goofball and made him my bitch, sendin’ the message I needed to send before House of Glass. I don’t how y’all feel about this little triple threat match that is gunna go down, but I know for a fact that there will be a new champion crowned next weekend.
(Aniyah smiles brightly and does a twirl.)
Aniyah Mitchell: You lookin’ at her. Just call me ‘The New Breed Princess’, haayyy. Gold about to look real good around my tiny waist.
Michael Belfort: Well, you certainly don’t lack for confidence do you?
Aniyah Mitchell: I’m spittin’ pure facts. Yeah I’m confident, but I’m not sayin’ anything that isn’t already known. Who the fuck is gunna stop me next weekend? Archimedes? The ‘champ’ herself? Boy, bye. Since day one, I been sayin’ that I’m the brightest star this company has ever seen, and do you really think those two scrubs can stop the freight train that is coming right for them?! Jenny about to lose her meal ticket next weekend, bet. She better go back to spreading her legs and being the best cum dumpster she knows how to be. She gotta feed them kids, and even I ain’t heartless enough to want them little demons to starve. I hate it for ‘em, though. Their mama about to get busted so bad, she gunna have to wear a bag over her face. Ugly fuckin’ heffer already scarin’ the shit outta people, and it a’int even Halloween yet. I swear, y’all be trippin’ thinking that these people deserve to have their careers boosted by me, because I bring the ratings. These fuckin’ nobodies don’t deserve to piggyback off me.
(The camera cuts to the left and Archimedes J. Manson is seen riding a tricycle into the scene and honking a horn. He pulls up on Aniyah, nearly knocking into her, and stands up.)
Archimedes J. Manson: SO! Speaking of winners this week… pretty sure I came out on the winning side of things too! So this New Breed Championship you already claiming for yourself… weeeeeeeeeell lets just say that I might have something to say about that!
(Aniyah goes to reply but Archimedes snatches the horn off his trike and blows it right in her face. A stream of water spits out of the end, getting Aniyah wet, and if looks could kill, Archimedes J. Manson would like be dead.)
Aniyah Mitchell: You got a lot of fuckin nerve, clown. Do you know who the fuck I am and what you gunna be dealing with come House of Glass?!
Archimedes J. Manson: Yeah, a bitch in my way of claiming the title that should have been mine back at Territorial Invasion.
???: You’ll never know if it should have been yours because you stupidly injured everyone in the original match, including yourself!
(Jenny Cien, dressed to compete and with her championship across her shoulder, steps into the frame. She rolls her eyes at Archimedes and gives Aniyah a look of pure disdain.)
Jenny Cien: Regardless, while you two bitches are out here running your mouths, arguing over MY championship, I’m getting ready to shut two annoying cunts up and show everyone why ‘The New Breed Baddie’ is going to continue to reign supreme after House of Glass and beyond. This ‘New Breed Princess’ bullshit… *Jenny looks over at Archimedes and raises an eyebrow* and whatever the fuck you’d try and call yourself, isn’t about to happen on my watch. Despite what dumb cunts wanna say, I’m not going anywhere. I worked my ass off to get to EAW. Contrary to what people say, this shit didn’t get handed to me. I did the work, and during the Divide & Conquer match, I couldn’t be fucked with.
Archimedes J. Manson: Well, lets call a spade a spade. That title did get gift wrapped to you, and yeah, I’ll cop to the fact it was because of my own actions. I made the impulsive decision to risk it all in order to win it all, and it kind of backfired in my face. I might have taken Felix and Kai out for good, but I cost myself the New Breed Championship in the process which is my bad. However, House of Glass is my chance to rectify that, and that’s exactly what I plan on doing.
(Aniyah lets out a chuckle.)
Aniyah Mitchell: Yall both real kewt, but lets be real fu-
(Another stream of water hits Aniyah in the face and that’s all the incentive she needs to haul off and slap the living shit out of Achimedes J. Manson. A smirk crosses his face as he rubs his cheek.)
Archimedes J. Manson: :mjlit: I don’t mind a good slap, you know.
(Jenny gives him a disgusted look.)
Jenny Cien: Well there’s plenty of that and more come House of Glass and trust me, I don’t think your ass is gunna like what I got in mind.
(The champ looks at both of her opponents and narrows her brown eyes at them.)
Jenny Cien: And that goes for both of you.
(Jenny arrogantly lifts her chin and saunters out of the picture, leaving Achimedes and Aniyah staring after her. Dynasty cuts to the ringside area.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING TAG TEAM CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!!
( “True Love” by CFO$ starts up over the arena speakers.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first at a total combined weight of 260 pounds, THE MAULER KASSIDY HEART AND UNFUCKWITHABLE SIENNA JADE… TTTTHHHHEEE JJJJJAAAAADDDDDDEEEEEEDDDDDDD HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRTTTTSSSSSS!!!!
( The crowd boos loudly as Heart and Jade step out onto the stage.)
Stew-O: With just one week to go before House it glass and that huge World Heavyweight Championship match, you have to believe that the Jaded Hearts have one mission and that is to soften up TLA so Impact can scoop up the pieces!
Jake Mercer: Hey Sienna Jade is just looking out for what’s in her best best interests, and what is in her best interests is making sure that her man walks away from that Glass Wallz match STILL the EAW World Heavyweight Champion! Which at this point is almost a given because not only is TLA a man who has butter fingers every time he tries to grab the brass ring, but in a stroke of pure genius Impact has used his Gawd Contract powers to make Sienna Jade the special guest referee! Hell Impact is so sure of his own victory that he even put his Gawd contract on the line, and there is no way a master tactician like Impact would do that unless he was absolutely certain of his victory!
Flannery McCoy: Unless he was an overconfident egomaniac! You know for all the crap Impact gave TLA about what happened in 2017, wasn’t that the year Impact put his career on the line back at Pain For Pride ten and lost! Impact probably senses the same thing we all do, that TLA simply will not be denied, and the World Heavyweight Champion is doing everything he think of to hang on to that title including naming his girlfriend the referee, it all reeks of desperation here as our Impact is throwing everything he can in TLA’s way to try and slow him down, but there will be nowhere left to run when these two clash inside that Glass Wallz match, and don’t be surprised if TLA simply beats Impact into submission in what is sure to be a most brutal battle at House Of Glass!
( The crowd continues to Jeer as Sienna and Kassidy enter the ring! A long moment passes with the two of them talking some last minute strategy before their music is replaced with “Jenny From The Block (Track masters remix)” by Jennifer Lopez, Jadakiss, and Styles P.)
Stephie Love: And their opponents, introducing first, From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Weighing In at 145 pounds, she is the EAW New Breed Champion, THE BADDIE… JJJJJJEEEENNNNNYYYYYY CCCCCIIIIIIEEEEENNNNN!!!!
( The crowd cheers as Jenny walks out onto the stage holding up the new breed belt all the way down the aisle.)
Stew: Last Week was a tough one for the reigning New Breed Champion as she lost a tough battle against Osamu Arcichida! You have to imagine she wants to bounce back and build some momentum going into House Of Glass, where she will defend her New Breed Championship in a glass weapons match!
Jake Mercer: That will be easier said than done this week as she’s not just facing two of the best women to ever compete in EAW, she’s facing off against one of EAW’s greatest tag teams of all time here in the Jaded Hearts!
Flannery McCoy: Have you ever heard the Expression it’s the size of the fight in the dog? Well last week we saw the size of the fight in Jenny Cien, and I tell you that she will fight with everything she has regardless of who or how many she’s facing! And that will serve her well tonight just as it will at House if Glass!
Jake Mercer: If she manages to make it to House of Glass! Keep in mind that Jenny’s knee was injured in some capacity, and there is no way that Sienna Jade and Kassidy Heart won’t be wanting to test that leg here tonight!
( Jenny stops at the bottom of the ramp, her music fades out giving way to a moment of silence.)
“ I WON’T DENY IT, I’M A STRAIGHT RIDER, YOU DON’T WANNA FUCK WITH ME.”
( “Ambitionz az a Ridah” by 2Pac hits, the loud speakers barely able to keep above being drowned out by the cheers of the crowd.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 210 pounds, LA PANTERA SEXUAL… TTTTTTTT! LLLLLLLLLLL!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
( The crowd continues to go wild as TLA’s 69 Chevy lowrider pulls out past the curtain.)
Stew-O: Can you believe this ovation?! There are few superstars in all of EAW history who Have ever come close to matching the popularity of this man here! All these fans here in his hometown of Miami are firmly in the corner of TLA!
Jake Mercer: I can hardly hear myself think it’s so loud in here! Quite frankly I don’t get why these people are cheering for TLA, Impact said it himself every time TLA has been inches away from the top of the mountain, he has always slipped and came crashing back down earth!
Flannery McCoy: BUT HE HAS ALWAYS GOTTEN BACK UP AND FOUGHT HIS WAY BACK! And in case you don’t remember Jake, TLA had pinned Darkane and was seconds away from being declared Champion until Impact used his GAWD contract powers to veto the result! In my eyes, and the eyes of many other including all these fans here tonight, TLA is the uncrowned EAW World Heavyweight Champion!
( TLA parks the lowrider at the bottom of the ramp, he exits the car and greets Jenny before the two of them enter the ring.)
DING DING DING!
Stew-O: Here we go this one underway! TLA In his corner ready to start things off, Sienna Jade in Her’s, no wait, Jade tagging out now to Kassidy Heart and already the mind games begin. Heart and TLA locking up in the center of the ring, Heart getting the standing side head lock, TLA shoots her off the ropes, Kassidy off the rebound, and TLA takes her Down with a hip toss! Heart back up quickly but TLA ready for Her and lands with a clothesline! Heart up again, and TLA brings her to the mat with the headlock takeover! Look out Sienna Jade entering the ring, She only gets one leg through the ropes before TLA Is up and ready to attack!
Flannery McCoy: Jade putting on the brakes as TLA dares her to step into the ring, Sienna staying out on the apron for now as TLA turns his attention back to-KASSIDY WITH A HUGE STEP UP ENZIGURI! THAT SHOT LANDS TO THE BACK OF TLA’S HEAD! TLA down to his knees from that one as Kassidy comes sprinting off the ropes, sliding forearm! NO! TLA POPS HER UP AND CONNECTS WITH A VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT!!! What a great ability to shake off an attack like that by TLA!!
Jake Mercer: Forget TLA, Our beloved chairman’s significant other may have just had her jaw dislocated by that hoodlum! Look as he drags that innocent and defenseless woman up by the hair and lands several forearms that connect right on the chin before whipping Kassidy off the ropes! Heart comes back looking for a clothesline, but TLA ducks under it, AND DRIVES POOR KASSIDY INTO THE MAT WITH THE TIGER SUPLEX!!! Kassidy down, TLA with the cover!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!! TTTTH-
Stew-O: SIENNA JADE BREAKING UP THE PIN WITH A STOMP TO THE BACK OF TLA’s HEAD! Jade putting the boots now to TLA till the official for EE her back onto the apron! Kassidy heart taking advantage of the opening with a fist drop that lands on the jaw! And Heart the submission specialist now trying to get the heel hook! KASSI! KASSI! KKAS-NO! TLA COUNTERS WITH A KICK THAT SEND HEART STUMBLING BACK INTO HER OWN CORNER!
Jake Mercer: Sienna Jade slyly making a tag just out of TLA’s sight! TLA back to his feet, Kassidy charging out of the corner, but TLA catches her with a back body drop! TLA demanding Kassidy get back up, But he doesn’t notice Sienna sneaking up from behind, OH AND WHAT A WITCHES HAMMER!! THAT RIPCHORD ROLLING ELEBOW SMASHES TLA RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!! TLA stubbed from that one as Kassidy gets back up, SUBCULTURE!!! VINTAGE JADED HEARTS ON DISPLAY WITH THAT LEGSWEEP/SPINNING HEEL KICK COMBO!!
Flannery McCoy: TLA trying time shake off the cobwebs from that double team, he gets up to a sitting position, OH AND SIENNA WITH A KICK TO THE SPINE! That one shooting all the way up and down TLA’s body as Jade picks him up off the canvas and Irish whips him across the ring, Sienna follows right behind sprinting at full speed, TLA off the farside rope and Sienna there to meet him with a knee to the midsection! TLA doubled over as Sienna hits a snapmare takeover and follows right up with a rear chin lock! Sienna rearing back on that hold, but TLA fights to get back to his knees! Sienna trying to slow him down by changing tactics and trying to put whatever weight she has on TLA! TLA however not giving in and makes it back to his feet, Sienna jumps up on his back trying to get a sleeper hold… BUT TLA COUNTERS BY FLAT BACKING AND SPLATING JADE ACROSS THE CANVAS!!
Stew-O: TLA came crashing downright on top of Sienna Jade, who is slow to get back up! She reaches her feet, TLA waiting for her, and he slams her back down with a scoop slam! Sienna clutching her back as TLA steps out onto the apron, you have to keep in mind that she hasn’t been in the ring for several months and that means each bump will be hurting more than usual! TLA now on the apron, AND WOW WHAT A SPRINGBOARD SPLASH!!! HERES THE COVER AND THE HOOK OF THE LEG!!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: Sienna Jade kicking out! TLA taking Sienna up by the head, tag now made to New Breed Champion who scales the ropes, AND NAILS SIENNA JADE WITH A CROSSBODY OFF THE TOP!!! What an incredible move from Jenny Cien! Jenny back up quickly, Sienna dazed but somehow back to hers as well, Jenny sprinting off the rop-PH AND KASSIDY HEART WITH A KICK TO THE BACK FROM THE APRON! Nice teamwork there by Kassidy!
Flannery McCoy: More like a damn cheep shot from where I’m sitting! And look at Kassidy trying to faint innocence! The referee giving Kassidy a warning, BUT JENNY CIEN GIVES HER A RIGHT HAND THAT KNOCKS HER OFF THE APRON!!! Jenny turns just as Sienna charges at her, Jenny catches her coming in with a kick to the gut, and Cien planting Jade with a DDT!
Stew-O: Jenny feeling it right now as she waits for Sienna to get back to her knees, Jenny off the ropes, BUT KASSIDY HEART ON THE OUTSIDE TRIPING HER UP! Jenny getting up quickly but Sienna is there waiting and lands with a knee strike to the abdomen of the New Breed Champion! Jade tagging out to Kassidy Heart, OH AND WHAT A DOUBKE TEAM AS SIENNA LANDS A CLOTHESLINE AS KASSIDY SIMULTANEOUSLY BLASTS JENNY WITH A CHOP BLOCK!!
Flannery McCoy: And you can see Jenny Clutching that leg, that was the same one that was injured last week! And Kassidy Heart like a shark that smells blood going right after it, attacking a flurry of stomps! Kassidy now with a knee drop that lands on that tender spot on the inside of Jenny’s leg! Jenny trying to slip away but Kassidy not giving her any breathing room, Heart grabbing hold of Jenny’s bad leg, AND COMES DOWN WITH ALL HER WEIGHT WITH AN ELBOW DROP TO THE KNEE!!
Jake Mercer: Where you calling the First Lady of EAW fat?!
Flannery McCoy: WHAT?! DON’T BE RIDICULOUS WAS SIMPLY SAYING-
Jake Mercer: Our beloved Chairman should have you shit canned for such a disparaging comment against his wife! Any hoo back to the match where Kassidy Heart is Got the point of her elbow dug into the joint of Jenny Cien’s knee! Heart looking like she wants to dislocate that patella right there!
Flannery McCoy: Say Jake Where is the patella and what does it do?!
Jake Mercer: Umm… Huh it uh… Oh look Kassidy is going for the single leg crab, she turns Jenny over, but Cien immediately reaches down and trips Kassidy up before she can apply any pressure on that hold! Smart move by the rookie I must admit!
Stew-O: Both women back to their feet, Kassidy a step quicker as she lands a knife edge chop that forces Jenny back against the ropes! Heart with an Irish whip, Kassidy with a big back body drop! NO WAIT! JENNY COUNTERS WITH A FACE BUSTER!! Kassidy didn’t know what hit her as she was driven face first into the mat! Jenny back up, and hits a standing moonsault!! Jenny with the lateral press this could be it!!!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!! KICKOUT!!!
Flannery McCoy: Smart move to try and capitalize on that standing moonsault, Kassidy Heart simply too strong to put away just yet! Jenny getting back to her feet what she thinking now?!she takes Kassidy by the leg, IS SHE GONNA USE THE XOXO KASS AGAINST KASSIDY HEART?! JENNY STEPPING OVER, BUT HEART KICKING HER OFF BEFORE SHE COULD LOCK IN THAT SUBMISSION!
Jake Mercer: And Jenny Cien now caught up on the middle rope, her head sticking halfway out of the ring-OH MY WHAT A KNEE LIFT TO THE FACE BY SIENNA JADE!! THAT ONE ECHOES THROUGHOUT THE BUILDING AS KASSIDY HEART ROLLS JENNY UP!!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!! TTTTTHHHHRRRRREEEEEE-
Stew-O: Jenny getting the shoulder up again!! Kassidy with an angry scowl on her face as she drags Jenny up by the hair and sends her into the Jaded Hearts corner! Tag made now with Sienna Jade coming in, Jade Landing a knife edge chop! Now a second! And a third! Jenny answers back with a forearm! OH AND SIENNA WITH A KICK TO THAT BAD LEG! Jenny having to use the ropes to keep herself upright! Sienna quickly sets her up, and what a Northern Lights Suplex she just snapped off! Sienna now placing a foot over the chest of Jenny Punk, a nod to Impact as she stares directly at TLA!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTTWWWWOOOOO!!! KICKOUT!!
( Sienna continues to look TLA’s way as she mockingly slaps her open palm three times as a reminder that she’ll be the acting Referee in the Glass Wallz match.)
Jake Mercer: And that hot head TLA trying to enter the match illegally but the Official stopping him from interfering, TLA really needs to get his emotions under control here!
Flannery McCoy: I hate to agree with you Jake but unfortunately he does or else the Jaded Hearts will continue to use underhanded tactics out of the referee’s sight like that rake across the back of Jenny Cien! Sienna now taking a hold of Jenny’s leg, and pulling out a single leg DDT! That move jamming up the knee and causing further damage, we’ve seen how stepping wrong inside a ring can tear a quadricep, imagine having it slammed into the canvas at that awkward angle with no way to dissipate the impact!
Jake Mercer: Sienna Jade in control and feeling confident as she scoops Jenny up and sends her crashing back down with a body slam! And look at this now Sienna climbing up the turnbuckles,we’ve seen this from her before, Jade perched up on the top… STARSTRUCK!!! WHAT A TOP ROPE MOONSAULT DONE ONLY AS SIENNA JADE CAN!!!
Stew-O: BUT IT MISSES!!! JENNY CIEN ROLLING OUT OF THE WAY AND SIENNA HITS NOTHING BUT CANVAS!!! That high risk gamble did not pay off for Sienna Jade, and now is an opening that Jenny Cien has needed to tag out of this match! Jenny unable to stand on that leg, slowly she crawls towards her corner, Sienna Jade hasn’t moved since missing with the starstruck!
Crowd (no mic): T-L-A!!! T-L-A!!! T-L-A!!!
Flannery McCoy: TLA anxiously wants to make the tag, He reaches his hand as far as he can, Jenny nearly there… OH! Sienna Jade grabbing Jenny by the ankle! Jenny trying to wriggle her way towards those few feet to make a tag, but Sienna drags her all the way back to the Jaded Hearts corner! Sienna Tagging out, Kassidy heart back in and drops an elbow right to the spine of Jenny Cien! Heart now dragging Jenny into positioN, AND LOCKS IN A FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK!!! Jenny screaming in pain, And… oh no! Not this! Sienna Jade climbing through turnbuckles, Sienna leaps… MODERN RENAISSANCE!!! SIENNA JADE LANDING A A DIVING STOMP TO THE EXPOSED LEG OF JENNY CIEN AND KASSIDY HEART RIGHT ON CUE CINCHES IN XOXO KASS!!!
Jake Mercer: Jenny Cien In excruciating pain as she reaches for the ropes! But they are just outside her reach! Kassidy has that figure 8 locked in tight and fight as she might Jenny Cien looks like she might not be able to last much longer, In comes TLA, Sienna Jade reentering the ring ready to stop him from breaking up the submission, TLA charging full speed, AND CATCHES SIENNA WITH A DROPKICK! Sienna Jade stumbling backwards and Trips right over Her tag team partner before falling through the ropes to the floor outside!! The referee forcing TLA back to his corner, meanwhile Kassidy Heart lost her balance and is back down into a figure four after Sienna tripped over her, Kassidy wants to bridge up again, BUT JENNY CIEN ABLE TO TURN THE HOLD OVER! ALL THE PRESSURE NOW ON THE LEG OF KASSIDY HEART WHO IMMEDIATELY RELEASES THAT SUBMISSION!
Stew-O: Kassidy back to her feet, Jenny Cien struggling to get to her’s, Kassidy grabbing Jenny by the hair!
Kassidy Heart (No mic): You stupid bitch, stay down!!
Stew-O: Oh what a slap across the face by Kassidy! Heart winding up for another, but Jenny blocks it, Cien with a kick to the gut… JENNY CUTTER!!! KASSIDY KISSING THE MAT FROM THAT CUTTER! And now Both women trying to making it to their respective corners, Jenny crawling desperately, Kassidy groggily and in a daze trying to tag out! Each partner on the apron reaching out as far as they can! Tag made to Sienna Jade!
Crowd (no mic): T-L-A! T-L-A! T-L-A!
Flannery McCoy: Sienna enters the ring and rushes at Jenny Cien, Jenny about a foot away from TLA, Sienna grabbing Jenny’s ankle, BUT JENNY SLIPS FREE AND LEAPS… AND SHE TAGS IN TLA!!! TLA enters the ring, Sienna Jade rushes at him but eats a clothesline! Jade back up but TLA runs right over her again with another clothesline! Sienna on her backside begging off, and… and TLA nods in agreement?! What’s going on here?!
Jake Mercer: I’ll tell you what, TLA is trying to kiss up to Sienna Jade before House Of Glass to get some kind of unfair favor! Look at that con artist help Sienna to her feet-
Flannery McCoy: SWAG SHOT!!! TLA NOT SUCKING UP AS MY BRODCAST PARTNER SUGGESTS, INSTEAD HE LURED SIENNA JADE INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY BEFORE COMING DOWN WITH THAT PIMP SLAP!!
Jake Mercer: Sienna stunned by that one as literally she was spun in place from that shot, ZIG ZAG! TLA Bouncing the back of Sienna Jade’s head off the canvas! TLA with the cover!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTWWWWOOOOO!!! TTTTHHHHHRRR-
Stew-O: Kassidy breaking up the cover! Heart now putting the boots to TLA, the referee ordering her back to her corner, but Kassidy arguing with him about the order to do so!
Flannery McCoy: One of the many ways one who’s married to the boss can bend the rules!
Stew-O: WOAH! JENNY CIEN OUT IF NOWHERE TACKLING KASSIDY HEART! AND THE BADDIE UNLOADING WITH A FLURRY OF RIGHT HANDS TO THE FACE!!! OH KASSIDY WITH A RAKE OF THE EYES! An unscrupulous tactic but it does give Kassidy some seperation!
Jake Mercer: Kassidy back up and drags Jenny to her feet, meanwhile TLA and Sienna Jade getting their legs back under them! Kassidy connects with forearm, Jenny answers back with a right hand! Sienna lands a chop to the chest, TLA comes right back with a right hand! All four competitors trading blows in the middle of the ring! Sienna connects, TLA replies with of strike of his own that stuns Sienna! Kassidy with right hook, but Jenny blocks and counters with a kick to the gut!
Flannery McCoy: The Jaded Hearts dazed, TLA and Jenny Cien leap up, AND LAND A PAIR OF HURICANRANAS IN STEREO!!! Sienna and Kassidy taken down hard from that incredible double team! And now both members of the Jaded hearts rolling to the outside! I think they might be wanting to retreat here! Lookout inside the ring TLA and Jenny Cien charge towards the ropes, AND CONNECT WITH A DOUBLE SUICIDE DIVE!! BOTH MEMBERS OF THE JADED HEARTS WIPED OUT BY THAT ONE!
Stew-O: TLA stomping away at Sienna Jade against the guard rail totally wearing her out before he drags Sienna up and rolls her back into the ring! On the outside Jenny Punk dragging Kassidy up by the head, Oh Kassidy with a throat thrust! Kassidy that’s Jenny by the hair, AND RAMS HER HEAD FIRST INTO THE GUARD RAILING! Meanwhile TLA UP ON THE TOP ROPE… BBBBBUUUUURRRRRNNNNNNNOOOOOOOUUUUUTTTTTT!!! TLA WOYH THE COVER!!!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTWWWWOOOOO!!! TTTTHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY HEART BREAKING UP THE PIN!!!! TLA back up, OH AND KASSIDY WITH A RAKE OF HIS EYES! The Referee scolding Kassidy, meanwhile TLA nearly blind as Sienna Jade in a daze gets to her knees-AND SIENNA WITH A LOW BLOW!!! TLA GOES DOWN IN A HEAP FROM THAT ONE! AND HERE’S THE COVER BY SIENNA JADE!!!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTTWWWWWWWOOOO!!!! TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: TLA KICKS OUT!!! AMAZING DISPLAY OF HEART RIGHT THERE! Sienna Jade cannot believe that TLA got his shoulder up and begins to argue with the referee! TLA down, but look here Jenny Cien back on the apron and she make a tag! In comes the Baddie, Sienna Jade turns around and is met with a kick to the gut! Sienna falls to her knees from that shot! Jenny sprinting off the ropes, Kassidy Heart back in the ring to cut her off, But Kassidy gets nailed with a clothesline that sends her to the outside! Sienna back to her feet, Jenny turns to face her, Jade lands kick to that bad leg! Jenny down to a knee as Sienna sets her up…RRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDGGGGGFGGGGGG!!!! THE FISHERMAN SUPLEX LANDS WITH SIENNA BRIDGING FOR THE PIN!
REF: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!… TTTTTWWWWWWOOOO….
Jake Mercer: TLA TRYING TO BREAK UP THE PIN….
Jake Mercer: BUT HE’S TOO LATE! JADED HEARTS WIN!!!
DING DING DING!!!
( “True Love” by CFO$ starts up as Sienna Jade quickly slides out of the ring.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS…. THE JJJJJJAAAAAADDDDDEEEEDDDD HHHHHHEEEEAAAARRRRTTTTTSSSS!!!
( TLA looks on angrily as Kassidy and Sienna taunt their way back up the entrance way.)
Jake Mercer: Seems like the old Jaded Hearts Magic is still here! Great return for Sienna Jade!
Flannery McCoy: Magic?! I think you mean bending and breaking every rule they could come across and stealing a victory!
Jake Mercer: Yeah, Magic.
Stew: Whatever you may call it, you know it isn’t gonna sit right with both Jenny Cien and TLA, And you have to wonder how this will effect their mindsets going into House of Glass?! Folks stay tuned more show to come here on Dynasty!
(Commercial for the new limited edition Serena Bennett Bratz Doll)
(Dynasty returns from commercial break and cuts to the backstage area. EAW Fight Grid host and backstage reporter, Molly Waters, is standing by. As always, she looks pretty immaculate in a strapless gold mini-dress and black heels. She smiles into the camera.)
Molly Waters: Ladies and gentlemen, next weekend at House of Glass the dangerous structure known as Red Wallz makes it return to EAW. As we learned last week former EAW World Champion, Cage, will face Drake King in that devastating match that is sure to take years off the careers of both competitors. This budding rivalry between the two of them has turned rather bitter and incredibly personal, and I know the EAW Universe is holding their breath and waiting for the feud between these two Elitits to finally come to a head. Joining me tonight is one of the men who will take part in that match. Please welcome Drake King.
(The camera shot widens to show Drake King, dressed in gear seeing as how his match with The Visual Prophet is next. Standing beside him is his sister and manager, Jessica Miller. Molly smiles up at Drake.)
Molly Waters: Thank you for joining me tonight, Drake.
Drake King: Yeah, sure.
(Molly pauses for a second before asking her first question.)
Molly Waters: So who were you texting in your first promotional video this week? The EAW Universe wants to know if are involved with your tag team partner’s best friend, Sierra Bradford. :mjlit:
Drake King: :skip:!!!
Jessica Miller: :whoa: Now hold on. My brother’s personal life is no one’s business but his. You asked for this interview time so you could ask Drake about Red Wallz, and I suggest you stick with that.
Molly Waters: :mjgrin: Fair enough. Drake, next weekend you’re finally going one on one with Cage after this back and forth with the two of you have has been brewing for months. What are your thoughts heading into what could be the biggest match of your career?
Drake King: Well I don’t really think it’s right to say the match with Cage is the biggest of my career so far. I mean, I have had two world championship matches so far in EAW and they were both pretty important. There’s no championship on the line next Saturday night. But it will be a big match, for Cage that is.
(Molly looks a little surprised by that statement.)
Molly Waters: Care to elaborate on that?
Drake King: I mean, Cage is the one who has something to prove, not me. I’m a consistent member of the Dynasty roster, and week in and week out I am in that ring, busting my butt. Cage is the one who takes his ball and goes home at the first sign of trouble, and as far as I’m concerned I am going to permanently send him back to his house. He has been a thorn in my side this season and even though I have already gotten revenge on him for beating me in my first match on Dynasty, it’s not enough. I just want to end him because I think that would be something fun for me to do. I’ve already sent Heartbreak Boy to the retirement home, so why not Cage? I want him gone and I want it to be because of me. There’s not going to be anymore leaving and then returning, and so on and so forth. I’m tired of it. As far as I’m concerned, this match is a must win for Cage. If he wants to stay on Dynasty and flourish this season, then he is going to have to get through me. I’m pretty sure he’s not capable of doing that, and at House of Glass I will show that to the world. Cage is nothing but a fake edgelord who has overstayed his welcome here in EAW. The novelty act he has going on wore off a long time ago.
(Drake and Jessica exchange looks with one another and smirk, and Molly bites down on her bottom lip.)
Molly Waters: Well, Red Wallz is the type of match that someone like Cage typically thrives in. He’s made his name by competing in and destroying his opponents in the most extreme of situations. He is a hardcore legend, and that’s not really something you can dispute. Are you at all worried about what he might and try do to you inside of a glass cage? You have kind of pissed him off.
Drake King: Good. I want Cage to be angry about this situation because this situation is all his fault. You reap what you sow, and to answer your question, of course I’m not afraid. Why should I be afraid of someone like Cage? I have survived hardcore matches before and something like Red Wallz doesn’t intimidate me at all. Lock us both in it and lets see what happens. I’m happy to beat Cage with weapons. Reinforced glass? Trust me, I’ll find a way to break it with Cage’s face. He should be worried about me, Molly. It’s not the other way around. I have competed in violent matches before. I didn’t hesitate to brand Raven Roberts face and destroy her, now did I? Did you see any hesitation from me when it came to disposing of Josh Nicholls? Jax? I attempted to murder Terry Chambers just because I could and because I wanted to hurt him. Anyone I have stepped inside the ring with has gotten the best version of Drake King and that’s because I don’t fear anything. I had barely gotten my feet wet here in EAW when I stepped into the Extreme Elimination Chamber match for Showdown last year at Road to Redemption. I already mentioned what happened in that match, now didn’t I? The point is, whatever fake edginess Cage brings to Red Wallz is an irrelevant point because I’m happy to do whatever I need to do to win the match and end his career. He can smash himself in the head with a chair however many times he wants. I don’t think he’s amusing or scary, and if that was his attempt at sending me some kind of message then he really failed at that. If anything, he is just stupid but luckily House of Glass will be the last time we ever have to see Cage.
(Drake rakes a hand through his hair.)
Drake King: Did I answer all your questions?
(Molly goes to open her mouth, but Jessica quickly interjects.)
Jessica Miller: That doesn’t mean asking him about his personal life again, F-Y-I.
Molly Waters: :mjgrin:
Jessica Miller: I think we are done here.
Molly Waters: Good luck tonight against The Visual Prophet, Drake.
Drake King: I won’t need it.
(Drake and Jessica walk off, leaving Molly standing there by herself. Dynasty fades into the ringside area.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is your MAIN EVENT and is scheduled for one fall!
(“Ready for War” by Adelitas Way begins to play and Drake King makes his way out to the ring with a look of seriousness on his face. Drake quickly brushes past the crowd as they extend out their hands hoping for reciprocation from the King.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, weighing in at 220 pounds, he is from Brooklyn, New York — THE KING, DRAKEEEEEEE KINNNNGGGGGGGGG!
Flannery McCoy: Last week on Dynasty we saw Drake King accept the challenge laid out by Cage and now, at House of Glass, the two of them will face off in RED WALLZ! A huge, landmark announcement for the upcoming FPV, to be sure.
Stew-O: That match is going to be nothing short of a classic, surely, but Drake King is going to want to remain focused tonight and not look past his opponent and one of Dynasty’s newest acquisitions, The Visual Prophet, who is more deadly and more vengeful than we’ve ever seen him.
(“Another One Bites the Dust” by Queen begins to play and the crowd stands on their feet to see Viz enter. The Visual Prophet makes his way out to the ring as purple pyro blasts off behind him and he does a spin, patting his abs as he smiles with his signature sun glasses covering his face. His assisant, Nina, is by his side and jumps into the ring to hold the ropes for him.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent, weighing in at 231 pounds, he is from Detroit, Michigan, THE ICON, THE PROBLEMATIC ON-
(Nina snatches the microphone from Stephie Love.)
Nina: PRINCE VIZZY, THE SOVEREIGN, BAETHOVEN, VIZZY-BAE — THE BEST WRESTlER IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!!!!! VISUAL POPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Jake Mercer: Stew, let’s not forget what this man did to the wife of DDD last week, a vicious attack which left her with major lacerations on the inside of her mouth from that broken glass and she was coughing up blood. I believe there will be hell to pay for those actions at House of Glass.
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet laid down the gauntlet, attacking Kassidy Heart and challenging her to a match at House of Glass. I believe The Visual Prophet may have bitten off more than he can chew here, no pun intended. But certainly, based on his performance at Territorial Invasion, he’s in better shape than we’ve ever seen him.
Flannery McCoy: The Visual Prophet has remained bitter from the results at Territorial invasion, where he couldn’t capture the Answers World Championship, and he has now refocused that bitter anger toward Kassidy Heart.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Flannery McCoy: But this match is underway and both men cannot overlook the other, despite what may be to come at House of Glass. This is a HUGE main-event, right here on Dynasty!
(The Visual Prophet looks at Drake King and smacks him across the face and then does a spin, mocking him in the process as he ‘bows.’)
Stew-O: Look at Drake’s face! That isn’t going to do Viz any favors, and it’s some shades of what we saw from him at Territorial Invasion. Drake isn’t happy, though, as he begins hammering Viz with rights and lefts, leading him into the corner turnbuckle. Drake King begins stomping away into the abdomen of Viz, pinning him to the ground. Drake King is now on top of Viz in the corner, throwing ground and pound fists onto the Prophet!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIV- COME ON, DRAKE!
Jake Mercer: Drake is going to get himself disqualified due to frustration! He needs to calm down and take this match at his own pace.
(Drake King gets in the referees face and sticks his finger at his chest.)
Drake King: (off mic) I RUN THE SHOW AROUND HERE, DON’T FRICKIN WORRY ABOUT IT, PAL!
Stew-O: Look out! Viz was able to get back to his feet here… Drake turns around! AND VIZ CONNECTS WITH A VICIOUS CLOTHESLINE! Drake King swings right back up to his feet, but Viz knocks him down with another shoulder tackle. Drake pops up again but Viz hits him with a vicious knife-edge chop across the chest. And another one. And another! Viz continues with chop after chop, lighting up the chest of Drake King, sending him wobbling toward the ropes… CLOTHESLINE!
Flannery McCoy: Viz attempted to send Drake to the outside with that clothesline, but the King ducked, and charged toward the other ropes! Drake uses his momentum to bounce off the ropes, and attempts a clothesline of his own, but Viz ducks that one! Drake King once again comes off the ropes AND VIZ CONNECTS WITH A HUGE SPINEBUSTER, WITH SINISTER IMPACT! HE IMMEDIATELY HOOKS THE LEG FOR A COVER!
Jake Mercer: A quick kickout from Drake King is going to save this match from ending early, but that was a sickening spine buster from Viz. Now in control of this match, Viz picks Drake up by the hair and drives him into the corner. A VICIOUS CHOP! Viz is now chopping Drake over and over and Drake’s chest is starting to look redder than Kassidy Heart’s bottom after a session with DDD! Viz looks for another chop but Drake King is able to block it this time, pushing Viz away with his feet. Viz chargers right back at Drake, but Drake connects with a huge forearm to the chin of Viz, which sends him reeling back. Viz charges once again, but Drake connects with a elbow right to the temple of Viz, which causes him to keel over in pain, clutching the side of his head. Drake King hops up to the second rope on the turnbuckle. What’s he got planned here?! DRAKE FLIPS-
Stew-O: CANADIAN DESTROYER! DRAKE KING FLIPS FROM THE SECOND ROPE INTO A CANADIAN DESTROYER ONTO THE VISUAL PROPHET! DRAKE QUICKLY CRAWLS OVER TO MAKE THE PIN! AND HE PUTS AN ARM OVER VIZ!
Flannery McCoy: NO! Viz had his foot on the rope since the count of two, but referee just caught it. I thought Drake King was going to pull it off with that huge Canadian Destroyer, but Viz’s ring awareness has kept him in this match. The man knows how to save himself and this is a prime example of that.
(Drake King pounds his fist on the mat out of frustration, thinking he had the match over with.)
Stew-O: Drake King gets back to his feet, though his back clearly hurting him, he uses the ropes for leverage to get on his vertical base. It appears as though he’s waiting for Viz to also climb back to his feet. What’s he looking for here?! Viz finally makes his way to his feet and turns toward Drake… DRAKE CHARGES AT VIZ! BUT VIZ DODGES AND SENDS DRAKE SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! It looked like Drake was going for the signature spear of DDD, perhaps to send a message, but Viz scouted it and now Drake’s shoulder could be hurt badly from that collision with the turnbuckle. That was a vicious counter from The Visual Prophet.
Jake Mercer: Drake King is still clutching that turnbuckle, perhaps his shoulder is dislocated, but we know a collision like that will only put more hurt on the lower spine area. Viz grabs ahold of both of Drake’s feet… and pulls him out from the turnbuckle sending him face first onto the mat! Viz moves to the corner as Drake uses his hands to prop himself up, trying to get back to his feet. BUT VIZ WASTES NO TIME AND CHARGES AT DRAKE — HE CONNECTS TO THE BACK OF DRAKE KING WITH A DOUBLE-KNEE STRIKE, SENDING DRAKE ROLLING TO THE OUTSIDE IN PAIN! That looked like it could’ve broke the back of Drake. And Viz is in the ring mocking Drake, bowing to the crowd and has a smile on his face. But he is clearly still dazed from that earlier Canadian Destroyer.
Flannery McCoy: Viz shouldn’t waste any time here as Drake King is one tough son of a bitch and he’s shown that throughout his tenure here on Dynasty. In fact, Drake is already using the ring apron to attempt to get back to his feet. Viz sees this. But he doesn’t react immediately, it looks like he’s planning something — always something in the Icon’s arsenal! Drake King’s head peaks over the ring apron. VIZ CHARGES! AND HE CONNECTS WITH A HUGE BASEBALL SLIDE THAT SENDS DRAKE FLYING BACK! There was so much momentum in that baseball slide that Drake just crashed back first into the barricade. Viz wastes no time, however, and picks Drake right back up by his hair. AND HE TOSSES HIM VICIOUSLY INTO THE STEEL STEPS! DRAKE’S BACK JUST CRACKED RIGHT INTO THOSE STEEL STEPS AND HE’S SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN!
The Visual Prophet: (off mic) How’s that taste, Miller?! Huh?
Stew-O: Viz follows it up with a disrespectful kick to the face of Drake King. But once again, he’s not wasting time here — a smart strategy — and he tosses Drake’s carcass back into the ring. Viz climbs on top of the apron and looks to climb to the top rope. What could he be looking for here? VIZ DIVES OFF WITH A CROSSBODY! BUT NO! DRAKE CATCHES THE VISUAL PROPHET! HE CAUGHT HIM!
Jake Mercer: NOPE! Drake collapses like a ton of bricks, clutching that lower back which has been abused by Viz throughout this match. Drake collapsed quicker than Eric Havoc’s attempt at a revolution!
Flannery McCoy: Viz rolls out of the way as Drake King is unable to hold his balance, once again holding that lower back. Viz notices this vulnerability and quickly attacks again, this time connecting with a HUGE dropkick to the back of Drake.
Drake King: (off mic) AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
The Visual Prophet: (off mic) Eat that, bitch!
Stew-O: What’s this?! Viz is deadlifting Drake King off the mat into valley-driver position! The power of Viz is being shown off here, as the weight advantage is only minimal here. Viz successfully deadlifts Drake from the mat! He has him in position, but Drake is struggling to get out here! Drake elbows Viz once, and again, and one more to finally get back to his vertical base and off of the shoulders of Viz. But Drake is unable to keep his balance, he stumbles back toward the ropes, gripping his arms around them for leverage. Viz sees this and quickly charges, looking for a clothesline, but Drake King pulls down the ropes and Viz tumbles over them right to the outside, landing right on his knees.
Jake Mercer: A much needed counter for Drake King to recoup here and get back into this matchup and get some much needed offense in.
Flannery McCoy: Drake King isn’t wasting any time as Viz is already almost back to his feet! Drake King charges off the ropes AND CONNECTS WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! Drake King rolls right back into the ring — he’s holding that lower-back still, clearly in a lot of pain — but he charges once again. AND HE CONNECTS WITH A SECOND SUICIDE DIVE! And the capacity crowd here in the American Airlines Arena are on their feet. Drake King pulls Viz to his feet and rolls him into the ring. Drake climbs to the top rope. A big move coming, but what could it be?!
Jake Mercer: PHOENIX SPLASH CONNECTS! A HUGE PHOENIX SPLASH BY DRAKE KING JUST CRUSHED THE VISUAL PROPHET AND THIS MATCH HAS TO BE OVER! DRAKE TRANSITIONS INTO THE PIN, HE HOOKS THE LEG!
Stew-O: NO! NO! Viz kicks out at the very last second and Drake is stunned. Drake jumps back to his feet, but is once again unable to hold his balance, falling back to one knee as he clutches that lower back. Drake King is in a lot of pain here from that punishment dished out from Viz onto that lower back earlier, starting with that massive spine buster earlier on in this matchup. Drake King leans on the turnbuckle and he’s signaling for Viz to get back to his feet, he wants to preform another high impact move here. Slowly but surely, Viz comes to and makes his way to his vertical. Viz turns around! DRAKE KING WITH A SUPERKICK! NO, VIZ DUCKS THE KICK! DRAKE TURNS AROUND INTO…
Flannery McCoy: IKE TURNER SPECIAL! SPINNING BACKFIST CONNECTS AND BOTH MEN FALL TO THE GROUND! Viz was unable to stay on his feet and Drake King was sent flying from the impact from that spinning backfist. Viz needs to get the pin, but he’s slowly crawling toward Drake…. He’s nearly there!
Jake Mercer: YES! VIZ GOT AN ARM OVER THE CHEST OF DRAKE KING! THIS IS IT! IT’S OVER!
Stew-O: MY GOD! NO. DRAKE KING KICKS OUT OF THE IKE TURNER SPECIAL! WHAT THE HELL! THE CROWD CAN’T BELIEVE IT!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Flannery McCoy: Viz is able to get back to his feet but Drake appears to have gotten his shoulder up out of sheer will to win this match as he’s still laid out on the mat. Viz is now stalking Drake, looking to finally put an end to this match once and for all. Viz grabs the hair of Drake King and picks up his lifeless body — his lip busted open from that Ike Turner Special — and faces it right toward the hard-cam. Viz smiles and kisses Drake’s forehead… BUT WAIT, DRAKE SAW IT COMING AND HE HEADBUTTS VIZ! VIIZ CAN’T KEEP HIS GRIP ON DRAKE AND DRAKE HEADBUTTS HIM ONCE AGAIN, SENDING HIM STUMBLING BACK! I can’t believe this, Drake is making yet another comeback even after all the punishment you can think of has been dealt out by Viz. Viz bounces off the ropes from those headbutts, staying on his feet, and jolts forward toward Drake… KISS TO THE HEADDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: :damn: NO! DRAKE DUCKED! DRAKE SAW IT COMING AND DUCKED! Viz turns back around in disbelief… GUILLITOINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CONNECTS!!!!!!!! DRAKE CAUGHT VIZ WITH THE SICK KICK! THIS MATCH HAS TO BE-
(The lights suddenly go out and ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ by Nirvana begins to play. The lights come back on and Cage is standing on the entrance ramp with a chair in his hand, a sly smile shown across his face. Drake King looks down at Cage on the entrance ramp with a shocked look on his face.)
Jake Mercer: MY GOD, IT’S CAGE! HE’S COMING TO DISH OUT SOME SWEET REVENGE ON DRAKE KING!
(Cage sets the chair up on the entrance ramp and sits on it, spreading his legs out and getting comfortable.)
Stew-O: No, Jake, it looks like Cage is simply here to watch! But Drake King is pointing at Cage.
Drake King: (off mic) GET THE HECK OUTTA’ HERE! I’LL DEAL WITH YOU AT HOUSE OF GLASS!
Flannery McCoy: Drake finally turns his attention back to Viz, who is down on one knee… he looks to capitalize… OH MY GOD! NO! VIZ JUST LOW-BLOWED DRAKE KING! HE JUST LOW-BLOWED THE MAN! DRAKE IS KELT OVER AND THE REFEREE DIDN’T SEE IT BECAUSE HE HAD HIS EYE ON CAGE!
Jake Mercer: Drake AND the referee both got distracted by Cage! I think this is all going exactly according to plan for the Judas.
Stew-O: Viz gets back to his feet, Drake King is now down on one knee… Viz once again kisses Drake King on his head.
The Visual Prophet: (off mic) Kneel before the true King, Drake Miller.
Flannery McCoy: KISS TO THE HEAD! KISS TO THE HEAD CONNECTS AND DRAKE KING IS DOWN ON THE MAT! BOTH LEGS ARE HOOKED!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: The winner of this match… THE ICON, THE VISUALLLLLLLL PROPHET!
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet picks up quite the win here after a hard fought match in our main event tonight, albeit with a bit of help from the distraction by Cage.
(The camera pans back on Cage who folds the steel chair back up and begins slowly walking toward the ring.)
Flannery McCoy: Uh-oh. It looks like Cage is coming down to the ring… and Drake King is extremely vulnerable right now! This can’t be good!
(The Visual Prophet, leaning on Nina, stares at Cage as he walks up the entrance ramp. The two stop and look at one another, but Viz and Nina keep moving up the ramp as Cage walks down, sliding the chair into the ring, and then rolling in himself.)
Jake Mercer: Drake King needs to get the hell out of there! This is going to turn into a savage attack!
Stew-O: The referee is trying to talk some sense into Cage, but I don’t think there’s any sense in trying to talk sense into this man! He better get out of there himself if he wants to save his own ass!
Flannery McCoy: DEATH ROW! CAGE JUST HIT THE REFEREE WITH THE DOUBLE ARM DDT AND HE ROLLS HIM RIGHT OUT OF THE RING! And now his sights are set on the man he will face at House of Glass, Drake King. THIS ISN’T GOOD NEWS FOR DRAKE!
(Cage picks up the steel chair and waits for Drake to get back to his feet.)
Jake Mercer: CAGE CONNECTS TO THE HEAD OF DRAKE KING WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR! AND NOW HE’S GOING TO TOWN, WHACKING DRAKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN! Drake King’s lower back was already hurt early in this match and Cage is striking over and over with that steel chair.
(Cage throws down the chair and looks at the camera, posing for a moment before turning his attention back to Drake.)
Flannery McCoy: Cage picks Drake up…… DEATH ROW ON TO THE STEEL CHAIR! ONE FINAL MESSAGE FOR DRAKE KING BEFORE THESE TWO FACE OFF, IN ONLY SEVEN DAYS, IN RED WALLZ!
Stew-O: Ladies and gentleman, you will have to join us LIVE on free-per-view on the EAW Network to see House of Glass — which is SOLD OUT! — and we will be airing it to you LIVE from Mexico City, Mexico. CAGE. DRAKE KING. IN RED WALLZ!
(‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ by Nirvana begins to play as Cage poses on the top rope and the camera pans to a bloodied and hurt Drake King laying on the mat as Cage stands over him, holding the steel chair over his head victorious.)
(Before Dynasty ends, an image of Brody Sparks appears on the screen, with words that simply say “Thank You Brody”)
(EAW Logo Buzzes)