(EAW Intro plays.)
(The Battle of Egypt video package plays as a recap starts up. The multi brand FPV showcases lots of stars past and new as did the Fight Grid episode that preceded it did as well. Ronan Malosi, Eric Havoc, Justin Windgate, Aniyah Mitchell, Lethal Consequences, Jenny Cien, Aniyah Mitchell, and many more stars competed in match ups before BOE commenced. Drake King, Diamond Cage, Kassidy Heart, TLA, Darkane, and Impact all fought hard with only two members of the Dynasty participants actually pulling off a victory. Kassidy Heart defended her title against The OG Kendra Shamez but was seen dethroned by Cash in the Vault Winner Raven Roberts moments after making the returning hall of famer tap out. We also saw Drake King, following his loss in the triple threat match of his featuring Rex McAllister and Chris Elite, cost the returning Cage a match against The Visual Prophet. Drake had bad blood and was the catalyst as to why Cage was put on the shelf for months and it looks like he wasn’t going to let him return without his stamp of approval.)
(Our recap focuses on one of the most controversial endings in EAW history. A match that had been slowly built since the season began, TLA and Darkane’s blood feud brought its way into the EAW World Heavyweight Championship spotlight as both men entered a triple threat match with Impact in what could have been a classic match up. TLA looked poisoned to finally become world champ until…Impact used his GAWD contract to void the match. Impact then uses a distraction from Sienna Jade to low blow TLA, restart the match, and screw him out of the title he essentially won.)
(The show opens after this as we see the crowd inside the Jose Miguel Agrelot Coliseum in San Juan, Puerto Rico as the fans lose their minds and chant soccer style chants throughout the arena. The fans watch as a family theme begins to play and the show starts.)
Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen all across the gullible I am Stew-O here to welcome you to FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY! We are coming to you live this wonderful Friday night from San Juan, Puerto Rico and it looks like we have a lot in store for you tonight as out walks general manager StarrStan right now!
Jake Mercer: StarrStan is coming and I bet he has a lot to address in the early parts of this show!
Flannery McCoy: But where should he start? The fact Kassidy Heart defended her Universal Women’s Championship successful against Kendra Shamez only to have Raven Roberts do to her what she did to Serena Bennett at Pain for Pride XII and that’s cash in her title opportunity and take the belt off of the Mauler! Maybe it’s to welcome back Cage after his hiatus and speak on Drake King costing him his return match?
Jake Mercer: Id bet my last EAW E-Card from EAW’S COLLECTIBLE CARD GAME AVAILABLE ON ALL DIGITAL PLATFORMS THAT ITS ABOUT STEW-O APPROPRIATING BLACK CULTURE DURING THE TAG TEAM MATCH BETWEEN HEAVENLY HELL AND THE EXTREME VALENTINES!
Stew-O: First off, why are you yelling? Second off, no. Third, I’ve already been given a heads up on what his subject matter will be and it will be squarely on the controversial ending to an incredible match at Battle of Egypt.
Jake Mercer: Dedede vs Charlie Marr? Those guys aren’t on Dynasty and neither is Amber Keys.
Stew-O: :facepalm: just pay attention, Mercer!
(StarrStan enters the ring as the crowd is excited to hear from the gm of Friday night Dynasty.)
Crowd: SEN-OR STARR-STAN!! SEN-OR STARR-STAN!! SEN-OR STARR-STAN!!
StarrStan: Thank you, thank you. Beautiful crowd here tonight with a very warm reception. I appreciate the greetings but I am here to address and speak on a few things following, what may be our very last Battle of Egypt event ever. Thanks to Amber Keys, that 300 million dollar deal she costs us could have really helped with EAW promising to send all Provençal’s children to the college of their choice but…we can figure that out when that time comes. Battle of Egypt was a huge event for EAW but Dynasty seems to have seen a lot of negatives from it. Our representatives look to have all lost minus Kassidy Heart and another individual. Sadly, even after winning her initial match…Kassidy Heart was soon defeated by Raven Roberts in a subsequent second match that was granted by her win at Pain for Pride where she won the Cash in the Vault briefcase.
Crowd: RAVEN ROBERTS!!! RAVEN ROBERTS!!! RAVEN ROBERTS!!! RAVEN ROBERTS!!!
StarrStan: Indeed. She earned the right to do that and she took the title from out Kassidy Heart and I guess we can say only one member of Dynasty left with a win and even his win was a very…controversial win. So, let’s cut to the chase and join me and welcoming out at this time…The EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…Impact.
(“Can I Live” by Jay-Z plays as out steps the White Mamba himself wearing a gorgeous scarf and a muscle hugging shirt and a pair of denim jeans as Impact has his World Championship wrapped around his waist. Impact looks smugly at everyone as the crowd is mixed with cheers but heavy boos at his antics at Battle of Egypt.)
Impact: Cut my music! I know it’s blasphemy to interrupt the god emcee, Jay-Hova, but I need to stop right here and acknowledge that…I don’t give a shit about how anyone feels about what I did to TLA at Battle of Egypt. In fact, we should just bury that entire event in the sands like I buried TLA and DARKANE’S overhyped careers in the sands back at the Battle of Egypt and just move on. The fact that StarrStan is starting the show with me, well, I think it’s grossly inappropriate. Maybe any other week, sure. The white mamba is the only star in this company and I have carried this entire promotion on my shoulders for year after year. But, I’d be remiss to not acknowledge the return of the only elitist that could rival my fame. The only elitist as hot and as talented as me. The only elitist that has been at the top and been nearly as dominant as moi…no, you stupid idiots…not Diamond Cage! I’m talking about the gorgeous, stunning, insatiable, breathtaking, infallible, the queen of professional wrestling! The woman that gives me the air beneath my wings to fly and fly higher than a jet plane above these peons on Dynasty…ladies and gentlemen, SIENNA JADE BAYBAY!
(“Unfuckwithable” by Deez Nutz blasts as out walks Sienna Jade as the crowd pops. Sienna has on jeans, a tight fitted shirt, and high heels as she meets and kisses Impact as they meet up in the middle of the ramp.)
Stew-O: Though she came back to help ensure the screw job finish in TLA and Darkane, Sienna Jade’s return was indeed one to remember.
Flannery McCoy: Sienna lo st her title at PFPXII and had seemingly taken a long sabbatical but her return at Battle of Egypt to help secure the EAW World Heavyweight Championship defense for her hubby Imp was one many couldn’t have foreseen coming!
(Sienna and Impact walk hand and hand down the ramp before entering the ring and laughing in StarrStan’s face as Jade is handed a microphone.)
Sienna Jade: What’s with the long face, baldy? You not happy to see me? The return of the unfuckwithable, the last REAL and dominant EAW Universal Women’s champion? Got this droopy look on your face and all. You having a stroke?
Impact: Speaking of a stroke, we could have used tonight as a celebration for my latest GAWDLY title defense but instead of popping the bubbly and stroking Sienna, you out here interrupting my plans. Starr, what the hell do you want?
StarrStan: Well…
Sienna Jade: Is it that you want us to find you a wig to wear to cover up that chrome dome head of yours?
Impact: Nah, I know what his gripe is! You still salty as cashews with Sienna and me about that little TLA situation, huh? Is that it?
Sienna Jade: Yeah, I think that’s it!
Impact: You think so, babe?
Sienna Jade: I can see it in his eyes he is mad about us screwing his Mexican favorite.
Impact: Fuck TLA! Fuck Darkane, also. I told them they were never getting this belt off me and everyone thought that was just me blowing smoke and boosting. I mean it, StarrStan. This reign is never ending, you idiot. No matter who you pluck from the mid card and send my way, I’m not losing this belt ever again. You had LC sent my way, I sent him packing. You hyped up Drake King and I played with him like a pawn. You thought Darkane and TLA could rock with me but they both ended up with two fat losses combined at the hands of Sienna Jade and the white mamba and there is not a damn thing you can do about that!
StarrStan: I, I guess you are right about that. I can’t reverse your decision, I can’t change what happened at the Battle of Egypt and I can not undo you and your girl here taking away TLA’s greatest career defining moment. You are the World Heavyweight Champion and we all have to deal with it.
Impact: Look at you! Making sense and sounding like a sane person!
StarrStan: But, what I can do is…give TLA a title shot against you at House of Glass!
Sienna Jade: Say what?
Impact: Come again?
StarrStan: …in a Glass Waltz match!
Impact: Jigga what?
Stew-O: MY GOD! A GLASS WALTZ MATCH BETWEEN TLA AND IMPACT FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP?
Jake Mercer: How could StarrStan say that so calmly? That’s one of the most barbaric matches ever created!
StarrStan: You ok with that, Mr. GAWD contract?
Sienna Jade: You sick son of a
(Impact puts his hand on Sienna’s shoulders and laughs at StarrStan as he interrupts his girl from.)
StarrStan: That’s it? This is your ace in the hole? This is your next idea on how to give these jokers a fair chance against me? Newsflash for you, TLA, and any imbecile that stil rates that jackass as anything other then cannon fodder; TLA has never and will never win the big one!
(The crowd begins booing heavily as Impact shrugs his shoulders at everybody.)
Impact: No matter how many times he gets a shot or how many tries he gets at the top, TLA will always stumble at the goal line. I’m like Russell Wilson, son. I’m the fucking MVP of this season and nobody is taking away this spotlight. Especially not that bum TLA. I’m going to embarrass TLA even more than I did at the Battle of Egypt, believe that! I’m going to punk him so bad that him and that mutt both will be tucking their tails between their legs and getting himself blacklisted from the whole company like he did back in 2017! Remember that? Remember when he bitched because he couldn’t win the big gold belt back then and he ran away? Impact remembers. Do you remember Sienna?
Sienna Jade: I remember that time vividly, baby!
Impact: Do you remember the time, Starr-
(“Ambitionz az a ridah” by Tupac plays as TLA pops up on stage to a thunderous reaction from the fans.)
Crowd: T-L-A!!! T-L-A!!! T-L-A!!! T-L-A!!!
Stew-O: I think TLA has had enough slander.
Flannery McCoy: Can you blame them? Bringing up 2017 like TLA hasn’t gotten past it! TLA this season may be at his best and even with basically winning the World Title, people still hold his 2017 run against him.
Jake Mercer: I mean, I love TLA like everybody but we just can’t forget what he did. Impact has a point there!
(TLA rolls into the ring and is handed a microphone before walking pass Imp and Sienna and standing between them and StarrStan.)
TLA: Ay! Lot of noise being spewed by these two, huh? Well good, because I’m fired up and I want all the hate and excuses you two pussies can muster!
Sienna Jade: Excuse me?!
TLA: No jokes, all facts. Yes, 2017 wasn’t how I wanted things to go. Yes, things weren’t perfect at The Poon Palace and I regret how things went down back then. But, it’s 2019. You two bitches can eat my dick with a side of rice and pinto beans if you think I’m the same man I was in 2017. I’ve been busting my ass week in and week out since I came back to EAW and I’m not afraid to say it; I should be EAW World Heavyweight Champion right now but…once again, TLA comes up short. Or did I? I had Darkane bested. I had the Grave Worm pinned and defeated and that belt was mine but this coward had to invoke that shitty piece of paper of a GAWD contract and cost me the championship and like Starr said, there is no changing that. But, at House of Glass…I am going to take that belt from you and when I do beat you, I’m going to shred that GAWD contract and feed it to Steroid Dawg so that you can’t cheat me out of my destiny again, puto!
StarrStan: TLA, I made the rematch for the title but even I can’t control that GAWD contract. I do not have the authority to veto it and end this madness.
Impact: …But I do…
(Impact gets serious as he and TLA come face to face.)
Impact: You want to claim this is a different TLA? I think it’s the same crybaby that left in 2017 and is just waiting to choke one last time before he flees for the border! I’m willing to bet my GAWD contract on you not being able to take this title off of me. I couldn’t care less what type of match it is. But, if I’m putting this GAWD contract on the line, I have to flex it one last time on this bitch ass boy here.
TLA: What you got for me now, vato?
Impact: My baby Sienna Jade is the guest referee.
TLA: I don’t care who the special referee is, Imp. That’s the part you seem to forget. I’m not Lethal Consequences and I’m not going to be stopped from finally getting that World Heavyweight Championship. You and your girl are on borrowed time. House of Glass will be the end of this charade of a championship reign!
Impact: Whatever you say, TLA. I’ll make sure we bring some Kleenex for you and anybody willing to bet on you in a match with me again. This time, you won’t have a Darkane to try and sneak a win on me.
(“Can I Live?” plays once again as Sienna and Impact make their exit leaving StarrStan and TLA left staring at them.)
Stew-O: The rematch everyone anticipated just got more extreme then many may have thought it would get. At House of Glass, TLA challenges Impact for the EAW World’s Heavyweight Championship in a GLASS WALTZ MATCH!
Flannery McCoy: I’ve seen some sadistic matches as a commentator and wrestling fan but this could be the most carnage filled match in EAW.
Jake Mercer: TLA also has convinced Imp to put his GAWD contract on the line and that he’s going to make up for his exit of EAW in 2017 by finally vindicating himself once and for all.
Stew-O: Impact did happen to have Sienna Jade help him by distracting TLA and low blowing him, now she is the guest referee for this match. We saw what happened the last time Impact chose a special referee and it’s hard to believe that this referee will try to be as impartial as HRDO tried to be at Operation: Doomsday!
Flannery McCoy: Also, this ain’t be in Egypt so inter gender combat will not be outlawed and Sienna Jade could get involved in this match to help ensure Imp’s win.
(The scene transitions to a commercial break as an ad for Miho-Li Kimchi is shown before we return to the show.)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: La siguiente lucha está programada para una caída!
Crowd: UNA CAIDA!
(Here comes the boom’ by DMX ft Sean Paul and Alexa Vegas hits as the Puerto Rican crowd loses their shit.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from San Jose, California weighing in at 160 pounds he is “The Ultimate Underdog” ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDERSONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
(El Landerson makes his way out to the ring crowd surfing through the audience as he realizes he forgot his mask so he steals one from a 5 year old child before entering the ring.)
Flannery McCoy: The true actions of a hero :wow:
Jake Mercer: This is the greatest luchador of all time Flannery! No other has impacted the business the way this man has! I’m marking out! We are back here in his home turf of Puerto Rico! The country where lucha libre began! The roots of Landerson’s legend! Landerson unmasked the legendary undefeated luchador El Diablo in this ring and shaved his head!
Stew-O: Wait what? Are you sure you have the right country? Also is this even a country I thought we were still in the United States…
Flannery McCoy: *facepalms*
(Karl Siggurdsson – Exponential Decay hits as Ronan Malosi comes out to the stage to loud boos.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent from Cape Town, South Africa weighing in at 275 pounds he is “The Cape Town Crippler” ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAN MALOSIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
(Ronan Malosi comes out to the stage with a shit eating grin on his face as he tosses rolls of paper towels into the Puerto Rican crowd.)
Flannery McCoy: How disrespectful!
Jake Mercer: HERE COMES HURRICANE RONAN! BETTER FIND SHELTER OR HE’S GONNA FUCK YOU UP!!!
Stew-O: I guess that’s another country we are gonna get banned from huh?
Flannery McCoy: Wait so it is a country?
Jake Mercer: It can be whatever you need it to be baby. There’s only one cuntry that I care about if you feel me.
Flannery McCoy: I won’t be feeling you any time soon thanks.
Jake Mercer: :noah:
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: We are underway as El Landerson has accidentally put his mask on backwards and is wandering the ring blindly trying to find his opponent. Ronan is shown laughing at Landerson as he walks over and slaps him across the face! The force of the slap sends Landerson’s mask spinning around his head allowing him to see again! Landerson staggers back against the ropes from the slap of Ronan… but he rebounds off the ropes!!!
Flannery McCoy: Landerson off the ropes… SPRINGBOARD HEADSCIZZORS TAKEDOWN! RONAN MALOSI GOES FLYING ACROSS THE RING! THE CROWD ON THEIR FEET FOR LANDERSON!
Jake Mercer: LANDERMANIA IS RUNNING WILD JUST AS STRONG AS IT DID WHEN HE DEFEATED EL GIGANTE IN THE SILVERDOME BROTHER! Landerson going all out! Landerson pulls himself up to the top rope rung by rung as the crowd can’t wait to see what sort of high flying maneuver he pulls off next!
El Landerson: JAKE SMITH I CHALLENGE YOU FOR EAW VIXEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP AT OPERATION: DOOMSDAY FPV.
Stew-O: I’m not sure about all that but Landerson now leaping into the air! Ronan back up… He grabs the legs of Landerson before they connect with him and drops him hard back first on the mat! Ronan stomps hard onto the back of Landerson and flips him over into a Boston Crab! Landerson screaming in pain as he pulls himself towards the ropes!
Jake Mercer: He made it! But Ronan with a stomp to the back of Landerson’s head before pulling him up by the mask. And he throws Landerson shoulder first into the turnbuckle! So brutal! Ronan grabbing Landerson once more and pulls him up into a Power Bomb position this could be devastating! WHAT POWER!
Flannery McCoy: NO! LANDERSON COUNTERS INTO A ROLLUP!
Referee: ONEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRR-
Flannery McCoy: Kickout by Ronan Malosi! El Landerson nearly stealing an upset victory there! Ronan looks pissed! Both men back up! Landerson with a Dropkick sends Ronan back up against the ropes… but Ronan fires back with a thunderous Spear!
Stew-O: SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!
Jake Mercer: But Ronan just mounts Landerson and begins hitting him with a series of right hands in the face! Ronan doing some serious damage with his bare knuckles! Ronan tearing the skin of his knuckles with those hard shots to the face of Landerson! The referee will not allow this!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! BASTA BREAK IT UP!
Stew-O: Ronan Malosi breaks up the assault but Landerson is in a bad way here. He might have suffered severe brain damage here tonight. I can only imagine what he will be like after this.
(Suddenly Landerson kips up with an energized look on his face.)
El Landerson: Where… where am I? Ah it would appear that I am currently in a bout of fisticuffs with quite a ruffian. Oh dear. I suppose I must end this endeavor before I retire to my study tonight. I am afraid that I have some important research to do in terms of locating the cure to cancer you see. Truly a terrible affliction that harms many within this world. Ah I truly do lament such atrocities! If onl-
Flannery McCoy: BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF EL LANDERSON FROM RONAN MALOSI!!! LANDERSON HAVING A SEIZURE ON THE MAT FROM THE FORCE OF THAT KICK!
(The camera zooms in on Landerson’s face as blood drips from his nose and drool leaks from his mouth.)
El Landerson: And Jake Smith scared of me and should apologize to my son El Jr. for what he did months ago on Battleground show.
Jake Mercer: Looks like he is back to normal. I was worried there for a minute. The crowd booing Ronan Malosi here tonight for what he is doing to this man Landerson!
Ronan Malosi: Are you not entertained? No? DEAL WITH IT.
(Ronan Malosi gives the finger to the crowd before turning back to El Landerson.)
Flannery McCoy: Well you heard him earlier this week. Ronan Malosi is a fighter not an entertainer. He couldn’t give a damn what these people want!
Jake Mercer: RONAN KICKS LANDERSON HARD IN THE GUT! HE FLIPS HIM UP OVER HIS HEAD! HERE IT COMES!!!
Stew-O: MALOSI BOMB CONNECTS! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAN MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALOSIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Karl Siggurdsson – Exponential Decay hits as the crowd boos. Some diehard Landerson fans are shown crying at ringside as Ronan Malosi mocks them from the ring.)
Jake Mercer: What an upset! Ronan Malosi just defeated the greatest luchador of all time here tonight and I guess you could say now he is the greatest luchador of all time!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think that this man cares about anything like that Jake! He just cares about hurting and dominating anyone and everyone who steps in the ring with him!
Stew-O: Ronan Malosi definitely has the chance to be a huge factor here on Dynasty if his rampage of dominance continues after tonight!
(We open up backstage as we New Breed Champion Jenny Cien strolling backstage wearing a pair of jeans, a “New Breed Baddie” shirt, and some high heel boots before she shoulder bumps a familiar face.)
Jenny Cien: Well, look at who the cat dragged on over!
TLA: Orale. Gato dragged me in but the pussy keeps me in business.
Jenny Cien: I guess, but I’m glad I ran into you, TLA. I’m deeply sorry with our Impact and Sienna Jade screwed you out of your chance of being EAW World Heavyweight champion at Battle of Egypt. You had that match won fair and square and Impact’s GAWD contract cheating ass took that moment away from you. It was bullshit to the tenth degree and I was right along with that live audience booing his ass!
TLA: It is what it is but it isn’t the end for me, ay. I’m going to get that World Title off that cac ass pendejo and get my revenge. I was finally vindicated after being screwed by Darkane months ago just to be screwed by another smelly little cac once again. Impact and his inadequate ability knew it was over and that’s why he used his last resort button to cheat me and steal a title I had basically won. Impact talked heavy shit about me and ‘Kane but in the end, he was the one blowing his wad and losing his composure while I rose to the occasion.
Jenny Cien: Yea, it sucks big time how he played you and all of us from a fan standpoint.
TLA: You can only starve a dawg for so long before it bites. You can only starve a biting dawg for so long before it turns rabid. Impact ain’t stopping me from living out my dream of being World Heavyweight Champion. Him and his smoking hot wife gonna get slapped like bitches if they try to block la destino again.
Jenny Cien: Impact has been abusing that GAWD contract ever since the season started to gain mental advantages of even guaranteeing his championship isn’t taken from him. You will be the next champion, TLA. No matter how much cheating Imp uses, you got next!
TLA: Ay! That’s beautiful. Good shit, Jenny! Thanks! But, ‘nuff about me…congratulations to you, chick! You survived a 14 man and woman Divide and Conquer and become New Breed Champion. You got the juice, the sauce, THE HOT SAUCE MAMI. La Pantera sexual and The Baddie both gonna be holding gold simultaneously and we gonna have the wildest fiesta the Poon Palace ever seen!
Jenny Cien: Sounds like a fucking plan!
TLA: Yea, but keep your kids at home. We don’t want no R-Kelly, Jeffery Epstein shit going down. We strictly Cuba Gooding Jr with our debauchery.
Jenny Cien: Alright, cool.
TLA: Welcome to Dynasty, by the way! Good to get more hot dog buns and less weiners like Jake Smith around here.
Jenny Cien: I know that’s right! Speaking of welcoming me to Dynasty, I’m about to welcome myself and head to that ring right now!
TLA: Ole!
(Jenny gives TLA a pat on the shoulder and begins to walk away. TLA quickly gives her a tap on the cheek as her short frame hops from the contact as TLA gives a head nod and walks away to leave Jenny shocked at TLA’s gesture.)
Jake Mercer: Such good sportsmanship by TLA at the end there.
Flannery McCoy: If anybody else tried that, that’s clear sexual harassment. But, I guess him and Jenny are friendly in a way someone like Gavin and say Cleo ever could be.
Stew-O: Good and respectful chat from two of EAW’s biggest stars as the New Breed Baddie is heading out to the ring!
(We cut back to the ringside as the crowd waits patiently and quietly until Jenny From The Block (Track Masters Remix)’ by Jennifer Lopez, Jadakiss, and Styles P plays. Fans get to their feet as Jenny Cien suddenly appears on stage with her championship high in the air for all to see.)
Stew-O: The woman that was traded for current Pure Champion Jake Smith, Jenny Cien has been making huge waves since joint EAW.
Flannery McCoy:She won this year’s Divide and Conquer match and was rewarded with the New Breed title following a vacancy of the title after Archimedes J. Manson, Kai Zolomon, and former champ Felix Hartley went to a chaotic no contest at Territorial Invasion.
Jake Mercer: Everybody should be buying stock in The Baddie as her star begins to rise here on Dynasty. She stands as the new champion and could possibly be the one to anchor a division that has seen the last two champions basically fall off the face of the earth.
(Jenny enters the ring and is handed a microphone by Stephie Love before her music fades out.)
Jenny Cien: Wow, looks like The Baddie has found her new home here in Elite Answers Wrestling, huh?! The Baddie is on Dynasty, huh?
Crowd: JEN-NY CI-EN!!! JEN-NY CI-EN!!! JEN-NY CI-EN!!!
Jenny Cien: Oh yeah, so we are just about a few weeks removed from the night that changed EAW. The night that I became not only the winner of that Divide & Conquer match, but also the night I became the New Breed Baddie. I mean I’d love to say that I would have never thought that I would have become a champion so soon in EAW, but honestly I’d be lying to every single one of you if I did.
(Jenny giggles as she adjusts her championship on her shoulder and continues.)
Jenny Cien: I said since day one, The Baddie spoke out about this since day one, this ain’t just hype with Jenny Cien. This 100% bad bitch season and I’m the baddest of them all! This championship win came out of nowhere considering walking into Territorial Invasion, I wasn’t even slated for a title shot at the New Breed championship. But, life changes quickly and I did what I had to do to be who the fuck I am right now. Then, things changed again for me as I found out that I was traded for that pale boy frail hoe Jake Smith and now I’m the New Breed Baddie changing the game every Friday night here on Dynasty!
(Jenny points to the ring as the fans went wild.)
Jenny Cien: Yea, I know it’s some spooky shit surrounding the last two people to hold this gold. All the conspiracy threads on the internet, the creepy Instagram accounts dedicated to professional wrestling, the rumors that run rampant about EAW and the biggest one involves this New Breed Championship. SOSA Henderson couldn’t make it last and he dropped out of the public eye quickly after losing this title and the very hoe that took it from him, Felix Hartley, disappears and has the title vacated as well. I promise I’m not going to let this fake New Breed curse you online nerds perpetuate ruin my career. This ain’t NFL Madden, I’m not Antonio Brown and my career ain’t getting derailed no time soon by no bitch ass man or manly ass bitch. Speaking of manly bitches…Aniyah Mitchell…
(Jenny’s tone gets very serious as she looks into the hard camera.)
Jenny Cien: Been a lot of noise coming from that side, right? You started way back at Territorial Invasio when you were salty as fuck on social media trying to call me old and ok, I heard you loud and clear. I knew off top we couldn’t be besties or BFFs and The Baddie ain’t lose no sleep over your hot breath having ass. Then, fight grid comes and we supposed to team up and do work and close the show and what not. Dusty ass hood booger bitch dissed me going in to our match and I ain’t even shoot a shot back via no promo. Nope! I just took over and won the match and left her looking stupid like she always looks and she was mad or somethig. We got in brawl, I was whooping her ass, they all was holding me back…I mean, y’all saw it. So, if Aniyah REALLY got a problem with me and my “expired cracker” or whatever her ugly lipstick wearing ass said then why don’t you come do something about it. The Baddie ain’t running from
(“LLC” by Nicki Minaj blasts as the fans turn from the ring and stares at the stage. Out walks Aniyah Mitchell, pissed off and angry as can be as she walks down the ramp.)
Jake Mercer: The Baddie calls out The Hood Princess and here comes Aniyah Mitchell!
Flannery McCoy: A lot of tension boiled over after that Fight Grid main event and both these women let their hands fly following their tag team win.
(Aniyah stands ringside and reveals she has her on microphone as she raises her eyebrow at Jenny.)
Aniyah Mitchell: Really? This dry twat puerto ri-can’t hoe chirping like a bird about some shit I said weeks ago? Excuse me, grandma! I spoke truth to these falsehoods I saw at Territorial Invasion. I thought the New Breed title had an age limit because I never heard of a 40 year old New Breed champion. Usually that belt is reserved for new comers and rookies but I guess cause you perform like one, they thought you got what it takes for it and that’s fine with me. It’s fine because I have no problem being the one to fuck up your little gifted title reign and show the world that you just a trash bucket with tight shorts that came along at the right time and had one good performance!
Jenny Cien: Oh yeah?
(Aniyah climbs the apron and enters the ring.)
Aniyah Mitchell: You won Divide and Conquer but you ain’t conquer me! Melanin Monroe looks better then you and easily wrestled better than you. I’m the reason why we won at Fight Grid and your bald headed ass knows that too! You fronting like Pharrell for these Dynasty fans cause you fresh on the show but you about as fresh as spoiled milk and your title reign is already expired as well! Why don’t you pop out those dentures, oil up that c-section scar, and throw hands with me and we can see who REALLY is going to break that New Breed championship curse!
(Both women come face to face as tensions rise again and it looks like another brawl is going to happen until.)
???:HAHAHAHAHAH!!! YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT A CURSE?!?
Jake Mercer: LOOK! IN THE SKY! ZIP LINING DOWN FROM THE RAFTERS!!!
Flannery McCoy: It’s..THE ANIMANIAC! ARCHIMEDES J. MANSON IS USING A ZIPLINE TO SLIDE FROM THE TOP OF THE BUILDING INTO THE RING!
Stew-O: Aniyah and Jenny quickly step back as Archimedes lands right in the spot they were standing, holding a microphone, and still strapped to that harness that allowed him to make such a sudden and grand entrance!
Archimedes J. Manson: I am the one that clearly has been cursed! Considering the fact that the New Breed title was vacated in a match where I took out my two opponents. Considering those two same opponents disappeared and basically left EAW that night. Considering I was overlooked as the person to be handed the New Breed title and considering I was and arguably still the rightful number one contender to that belt this old lady with the funky monkey is currently holding.
Jenny Cien: Funky monkey?!
Aniyah Mitchell: See! Even the cartoon geek knows you got stank pussy!
Archimedes J. Manson: Yea, but you and that camel toe between your legs also gives me a trifle and trout smell. The aroma emanating from both of you is a mixture of fish markets and barbershop seats.
Aniyah Mitchell: You better watch your mouth when you talk about me, nerd!
Archimedes J. Manson: You can throw nerd and geek jokes all you want but I know I deserve a title shot against this girl and you are just a bitter bimbo with an inferiority complex!
Jenny Cien: You may be a cartoon clown but…you have a point! I’m not scared to defend this belt against nobody! So, if either of you want a shot then I’m down for whatever. BUT! Aniyah, your ass ain’t did shit in EAW but talk shit about me while I continued to be successful and you continued to be stressful. So, maybe you should focus on beating Justin Windgate before you shoot a shot at me. K, bitch?
(“Jenny from the block” blasts as Cien flicks her hair at Aniyah and rolls her eyes at Archimedes. Cien exits the ring as Aniyah bad mouths her the entire way and Archimedes stands stuck in his harness and waves for some help getting loose.)
Stew-O: We may have two viable contenders here for our New Breed champion!
Flannery McCoy: Jenny is confident and has proven herself so far but Aniyah and Archimedes could be serious threats for this reign of hers!
Jake Mercer: I think Manson is stuck! Should I go to the ring and help him?
Flannery McCoy: Let him be. Nobody told him to strap himself to that contraption and fly on down to the ring.
(The scene fades and transitions away as we see a few ring hands helping Archimedes as best as they can.)
(Commercial Break)
(Dynasty comes back on air as ‘Avalanche’ by Bring Me the Horizon begins playing and the crowd immediately begins booing heavily as Eric Havoc comes to the entrance ramp. Standing at the top of the ramp, Eric motions to his waist to signify he will someday become an EAW champion.)
Stephanie Love: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and making his way down to the ring, he is from Jacksonville, Florida, weighing in at 220 pounds, ‘THE ONE’ …. ERIC HAVOC!
Flannery McCoy: Last time we saw Eric Havoc on Dynasty, he was being promised a shot at becoming a contender for the coveted National Elite Championship held by Lethal Consequences. It seems he hasn’t forgotten that promise.
Stew-O: Eric Havoc has been preoccupied with his ‘revolution’ and it seems like he’s finally focused on getting some gold around his waist to add some credibility to his claims that he is the future of this company.
(“Me Muero” by La 5a Estación starts to play and Angel de Plata Jr. begins making his way to the ring, slapping the hands of some fans along the way.)
Stephanie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT! He is from Mexico City, Mexico, weighing in tonight at 205 pounds, he is ANGELLLLL DE PLATAAAAAA JUNIORRRRRRR!!!
Jake Mercer: This is such an honor! I was there, live, when Angel’s grandfather — Rey Diablo — debuted in Mexico City. And now I’m witnessing the birth of another great luchdaaaaaaaadoooorrrrrr! Right here in EAW! WOW!
Stew-O: Wasn’t that in the early 1970s? :mjpls:
Flannery McCoy: Nonetheless, these two men are sure to put on a barn burner tonight as Angel de Plata Jr. is sure to want to make a name for himself in his debut match here on Dynasty.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Jake Mercer: We start this match off hot as Eric Havoc charges toward Angel…. AND RUNS RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK FROM THE BLUE EYED BANDIT! OH MY GOD, COULD THIS BE OVER ALREADY?!?!
ONEEEE!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! Havoc is able to have the wherewithal to put his foot on the rope which saves him from sure defeat very, very early on in this match. Angel wastes absolutely no time — SPRINGBOARD! AND HE CONNECTS WITH A HUGE LEGDROP ONTO THE CHEST OF ERIC HAVOC! Angel climbs to the top rope in quick succession and he’s now egging Havoc to get to his feet.
Stew-O: Yes, Flannery, and Eric is now stumbling up to his feet. ANGEL DIVES OFF THE TOP ROPE-
Jake Mercer: A crossbody attempt, but no dice! Havoc caught him. But what’s this!? ANGEL REVERSES, HE’S ABLE TO GET HAVOC INTO A CRUCIFIX PINNING POSITION!
ONEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: HAVOC KICKS OUT! For a second time, that was almost it for the new upstart to get his first win here in EAW. Angel de Plata Jr. is already back on his feet, he whips off the ropes. A ducker under from Havoc, Angel comes right back —
Jake Mercer: An attempted lariat from Havoc misses! Angel SPRINGBOARDS AND CONNECTS WITH A BACK ELBOW TO THE JAW OF ERIC HAVOC! Angel de Plata Jr. immediately climbs to that turnbuckle again, Eric once again stumbles back up…. AND ANGEL FLIES!
Stew-O: HE’S CAUGHT! Angel went for a hurricanrana, but Eric Havoc caught him in power bomb position. This could be bad, real bad, for Angel de Plata Jr! Havoc is struggling, Angel is still on his shoulders—
Flannery McCoy: FRANKENSTEINER CONNECTS ONTO HAVOC! WHAT A MANUEVER!
Jake Mercer: Angel just planted the head of Havoc onto the mat. And he’s again, already, back on his feet! This man has incredible agility. His grandfather actually once raced a cheetah in the zoo of Rio De Janeiro and won in the mid-80s. It’s clear his amazing genetics have found their way to this young man!
Stew-O: I-
Flannery McCoy: Angel de Plata is signaling for the dazed Eric Havoc to turn around… this could be something big here! ERIC TURNS AROUND AND HE DUCKS A HUGE BICYCLE KICK ATTEMPT FROM ANGEL! AND HAVOC TAKES OUT THE KNEE OF ANGEL DE PLATA JR AS HIS LEG CAME DOWN FROM THE KICK ATTEMPT!
Stew-O: Yeah, the first bit of offense Eric Havoc has gotten in this match and it’s a smart move, get those legs out from under Angel. He’s clearly lightning fast and deadly on his feet, Eric’s going to want to move this to the ground if he can.
Jake Mercer: ‘THE ONE’ is using the ropes for leverage to get back up to his feet and meanwhile Angel is clasping that knee, it looks like Havoc clipped it pretty good. And oh, look at this, Havoc wants to take advantage! HE’S STOMPING ON THAT KNEE OVER AND OVER AGAIN MERCILESSLY!
Flannery McCoy: Havoc is now fully in control here thanks to that single bit of offense and he’s dragging Angel over toward the ropes. Havoc sets up Angel’s leg on the bottom rope… AND HE DRIVES HIS ELBOW INTO THAT KNEE! Havoc sets it up once more and DRIVES ANOTHER SHARP ELBOW INTO THE KNEE OF DE PLATA JR!
Stew-O: Smart, smart offense from this kid. A lot of potential being shown here from Havoc, it seems like he’s definitely learning from his mistakes early on in this match.
Flannery McCoy: Havoc drags Angel back into the middle of the ring. He grabs ahold of that leg and he’s now got him in a one-legged Boston crab! ANGEL IS CLEARLY IN AGONY HERE!
Eric Havoc: (off mic) GIVE UP! I AM THE FUTURE! I HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO BE GREAT — NO! — REVOLUTIONARY!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Eric Havoc is applying all the pressure he can here! This isn’t looking good!
(Angel de Plata Jr. crawls a few inches toward the ropes, but Havoc drags him right back to the middle. The crowd boos loudly.)
Stew-O: This could be it, I think Angel de Plata Jr. might be forced to tap in his debut here! This is insane!
Flannery McCoy: Angel is squirming here, he’s turning back and forth. LOOK OUT! HE JUST FLIPPED OVER AND HE SENT ERIC HAVOC TO THE OUTSIDE! What amazing talent, Angel de Plata Jr. just used all of his momentum to turn his body and get out of the boston crab, sending Havoc tumbling over the top rope to the outside.
Stew-O: And these fans here in Puerto Rico are firmly behind Angel! They’re on their feet cheering for this man, they want him to defeat the ever-so-arrogant Eric Havoc.
Jake Mercer: Angel is hopping back to his foot, it looks like the damage has been done to that left knee. But nonetheless—
Flannery McCoy: ANGEL CHARGES — BULLET TOPE SUICIDA TO ERIC HAVOC ON THE OUTSIDE! MY GOD! Despite the damage being done to that leg, Angel de Plata Jr. has found it in him to continue full force here. He’s immediately back to his feet, grabbing Eric by the hair and tossing his ass right back into the ring where this match belongs.
Stew-O: This crowd is absolutely going crazy right now. ANGEL SLICES AT HIS THROAT, HE’S SIGNALING FOR THE END! HE HOISTS HAVOC UP!!!!
Jake Mercer: CRAINTONOMY! PACKAGE PILE DRIVER CONNECTS AND ERIC HAVOC’S NECK COULD BE BROKEN! RIGHT INTO A PINNING PREDICAMENT!
ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
THRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephanie Love: AND HERE IS YOUR WINNER!!! ANGELLLLLL DEEEE PLATTAAAAAAA JUNIOOOOORR-
Flannery McCoy: What the hell is going on here?! Sorry to interrupt, Stephanie, but it appears that Angel de Plata Jr. just pulled a ladder out from under the ring… and the match is over already, he’s won the damn thing!
Jake Mercer: :eek:h:
Stew-O: Angel is clearing off the Spanish announce desk. What is he thinking here? I mean, he had a great debut match. But I think he wants something more….
Flannery McCoy: Angel has that ladder setup right next to our announce desks and he’s now dragging Havoc to the outside. What is this?!
Angel de Plata Jr.: (off mic) Me cago en tus muertos, perra!
Stew-O: Boys, we might want to move out of here… Angel de Plata Jr. is bringing Eric Havoc’s lifeless body up that ladder with him. And if this is what I think it is-
Flannery McCoy: OH MY GOD! OH MY. GOD. ANGEL DE PLATA JUNIOR HAS ERIC HAVOC ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER IN PACKAGE PILEDRIVER POSITION! DON’T DO THIS!
Jake Mercer: JESUS CHRISSSTTTTT!!!!
Flannery McCoy: :damn: ANGEL de PLATA JUST DROVE ERIC HAVOC INTO THE ANNOUNCE DESK FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER! I THINK HE…. OH MY GOD!!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Stew-O: EMTs and our trainers are rushing out from the back as security is holding Angel back from doing something even more reckless and insane. Havoc is absolutely motionless, lifeless, here next to us in the announce position. I’m absolutely incredulous! If I wasn’t right here, I’d tell you his spine was driven right through his anus from that package pile driver from the top of that ladder.
(A replay is shown of Havoc being driven head first into the announce desk from the pile driver on top of the ladder by Angel de Plata Jr. as a stretcher is brought out.)
Flannery McCoy: Well, ladies, and gentlemen, I’m as shocked as you are… and… we are going to have to bring you an update here on Eric Havoc’s condition later on tonight. But… we can only hope it isn’t serious.
Stew-O: That fall was head first from at least fifteen feet in the air. I don’t think we should get anyone’s hopes up. We’re going to take a quick commercial break here and be back with even more insanity RIGHT HERE and ONLY on Dynasty.
Jake Mercer: The Revolution…….. is dead.
(A final shot is taken of the victorious newcomer Angel de Plata Jr. and Dynasty fades backstage.)
(The show reopens and EAW backstage correspondent and Fight Grid host, Molly Waters, is standing by with Darcy May Morgan. The Leading Lady has an annoyed look on her face, while Molly flashes the camera her most professional smile.)
Molly Waters: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, Darcy May Morgan.
(Darcy does not smile as Molly turns to her.)
Molly Waters: Darcy, earlier tonight a match was booked between Jenny Cien, Archimedes and Aniyah Mitchell for the New Breed Championship at House of Glass. Last week on Fight Grid, you issued your own challenge to Jenny for her championship only to be interrupted by a man who’s become somewhat of a thorn in your side in Osamu Arcichida. I know the two of you have been going back and forth in recent weeks, and there’s obviously some history there, but there’s no denying your desire to be a champion here in EAW. You can’t be happy that Aniyah Mitchell is getting a crack at the New Breed Championship.
Darcy May Morgan: Trust me, I’m far from happy. This will be the second time I’ve had to watch someone else take a championship shot that I feel belongs to me. Say what you want about Remi and perhaps her drunken episode at TI is a blessing in disguise for me, but we were the most dominant tag team in this company and we were completely screwed out of a chance to compete for the Unified Tag Team Championships back at Territorial Invasion. Fatal Destiny getting the opportunity to face Heavenly Hell is perhaps the biggest miscarriage of justice I have ever seen, and look at where the two of them are now, Molly. Karina-Ann is somewhere licking her wounds and her mangled hand, probably shoveling antidepressants down her throat while her cross-dressing boyfriend Daryl Kinkade cries every time he turns on EAW television and sees Charlie Marr with the EAW World Championship. I’m sure that absolute complete nutbag Miho Li is locked away in an insane asylum somewhere, having had all her electronic devices taken away because reading her social posts and watching her promo videos were so completely excruciating and exhausting and mind numbingly dull that they threatened the sanity of the rest of the free world. I try not to be such a mean and bitter person… well perhaps not mean because there are most certainly some people out there who deserve my meanness, and then some, but I definitely don’t like to come across as bitter. But when someone like Aniyah Mitchell who has been here for two seconds, and has done absolutely NOTHING but clout chase and impersonate Serena Bennett gets a championship shot that should go to me… I have a huge problem with that. I have done nothing but work my butt off this season to climb the ladder the right way, and I’m sorry. I should be the woman facing Jenny Cien at House of Glass, not Serena-Lite.
Molly Waters: So where do you go from here, Darcy?
Darcy May Morgan: Well, later on tonight I go out to the ring and beat the tar out of Lethal Consequences for being such a disrespectful piece of trash all week. After my hand gets raised and I add a win over the reigning and defending National Elite Champion to my resume, I’m going to keep making my case as to why it should be me fighting for the New Breed Championship and no one else.
???: There’s no need to concern yourself with Jenny, my friend.
(Osamu Arcichida steps into the frame and almost immediately the air starts to thicken. Darcy’s posture immediately shifts, putting her in a defensive position and full-blown scowl crosses her pretty face.)
Osamu Arcichida: Jenny Cien isn’t going to survive tonight’s massacre courtesy of yours truly, so the “Baddie” defending that belt you want oh so badly against Aniyah Mitchell isn’t going to happen. What StarrStan and the rest of the board do with the New Breed Championship after it’s vacated remains to be seen, but as far as you and I go? We need to settle this once and for all.
Darcy May Morgan: What’s there to settle? When it comes to who is more valuable to this brand going forward there’s only one clear answer and that’s me, ‘The Leading Lady.’ I might not have my chance at the New Breed Championship right now, but I’m going to get it because I have NEVER been the type to just sit back and wait for things to happen. This company isn’t going to deny me or treat me like they have so many others in the past. Darcy May Morgan doesn’t play those kind of games, and I will get what I deserve… a championship shot.
Osamu Arcichida: That’s an opinion and opinions are subjective. You can make the argument that everyone who laces up a pair of boots is deserving of a championship shot of some kind, however we both know it just doesn’t work that way. We both lost at Territorial Invasion and while it might not seem fair, that put both of us right back down at the bottom. However, unlike you, I have tasted championship gold and I’m hungry for more. This company knows that I have what it takes to be a champion, and when I defeat Jenny later on tonight, they’re going to see that the Osamu Arcichida who won the National Elite Championship AND who has ended careers is back and ready to call himself champ once again.
(Darcy rolls her eyes to the back of her head.)
Darcy May Morgan: You realize that I’m not exactly a slouch, right?
Osamu Arcichida: Because you went hard against Kassidy Heart and Drake King? A glorified Barbie who keeps the Chairman’s dick in her mouth to keep her job and a guy who crumbled at Pain for Pride against one of the biggest punchlines to ever walk into this company? Because you allowed Remi to carry you for months, scoring the pinfalls in your tag team matches? Your head is in the clouds, Darcy, and you need to be brought back down to reality.
Darcy May Morgan: And you think you have the actual ability to do that?! You really want to stand here and list shortcomings? Look at your entire career, Osamu. You may be a former National Elite Champion, but you sure are a disgraced one. You got yourself completely destroyed by a man who could barely string together like 700 words worth of dialogue to get a point across! For crying out loud, Jackson Blayde literally believed he was the president of his own country. He nearly ended your career and you haven’t been the same since returning. Your drive isn’t there. Your skills aren’t as sharp. You get in the ring and you go through the motions, but you don’t truly want to win, do you? That’s the biggest difference between you and I, Osamu. No matter what setback I suffer, I continue to work and give this place my full effort. Win or lose, no one will ever question whether or not Darcy May Morgan wants to be here and that will always set me apart from people like you.
Osamu Arcichida: People like me?
Darcy May Morgan: Yes, the people who believe they are entitled simply because of their name. People who work half as hard as I do and expect to have things handed to them. You are no better than those Fatal Destiny freaks and if you want to settle something with me, then lets do it right now. We both have matches later on, big ones at that, but that’s never stopped me from a fight before..
(A nervous, yet slightly excited look crosses Molly’s face as she steps back. Darcy and Osamu both look ready to jump at each other, but the sound of someone clearing their throat grabs both of their attention.)
(Dynasty General Manager, StarrStan, steps into the scene.)
StarrStan: Alright, enough.
(He steps between Osamu and Darcy and gives them both a stern look.)
StarrStan: I’m well aware that both of you want to compete for and win championship gold here on Dynasty, but who doesn’t? That’s what makes this sport so great and what sets Dynasty apart from the other two brands. Everyone on this roster is hungry, and in a way, that makes all of your deserving, however there are only so many championship shots to go around. That being said, the two of you definitely need a match against one another and we’re going to set that up for House of Glass. You two have been at each other’s throats for weeks now, so lets go ahead and get this beef between the two of you handled, and I’ll even throw in a little incentive for the winner.
(Both Darcy and Osamu exchange weary looks with one another, but it’s easy to see that both are interested in what StarrStan is saying.)
StarrStan: Whoever wins between the two of you at House of Glass has a future championship shot coming their way.
Darcy May Morgan: So what you’re telling me is the only thing standing between me and championship gold is him?
(Osamu smirks.)
Osamu Arcichida: I guess you’ll just have to find another way to claw your back into relevancy because once I’m done with you at House of Glass, I’m going on to bigger and better things.
Darcy May Morgan: That’s what you think. Watch what I do to Lethal Consequences later.
Osamu Arcichida: Won’t be anything impressive when compared to what I do to Jenny Cien.
(StarrStan shakes his head at two of his most talented Elitists and excuses himself. Osamu and Darcy stare one another down before Darcy tosses her hair and walks off. Dynasty fades to commercial break.)
(The camera cuts to a commercial for Eric Havoc’s new career as a social media influencer on 8chan. Eric is shown holding an AR-15 as he looks into the camera and states “Your life may only be ***¾.” Eric is shown loading the AR-15 before saying “Let’s make it *****” as the camera fades to black.)
(“El Diablo” by Machine Gun Kelly hits as Justin Windgate steps out onto the stage and makes his way down to the ring, as the crowd erupts into cheers.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and Gentleman, this next match is set for!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: Making his way to the ring, from Detroit, Michigan, Weighing in at 225lbs.. THE XTREME CLASSIC!!! JUSSSTINNNNN WINNNNDGATEEEEEE!!!!!!
Stew-O: Last week on Fight Grid, Justin Windgate defeated Eric Havoc to become the number one contender for the National Elite Championship! He will face Lethal Consequences for the belt at House of Glass!
Flannery McCoy: After what happened a few weeks ago between Lethal Consequences and Justin Windgate backstage, you can bet that he can’t wait to get his opportunity against the champ in two weeks!
Jake Mercer: Yeah, but before that, he has to go up against one of the most dominating rising stars here in EAW.
(“LLC” by Nicki Minaj hits as Aniyah steps out onto the stage and makes her way down to the ring. The crowd transitions into boos as Aniyah embraces the heat from the crowd)
Stephie Love: And his opponent! Making her way to the ring, from Brooklyn, New York!! Weighing in at 155lbs!! THE HOOD PRINCESS!!!! ANIYAH!!!!!! MITCHELLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: If you want the definition of strength, power, dominance, and someone looking to make a statement here in EAW, you are looking right at it when you see Aniyah Mitchell!
Stew-O: She has definitely made her presence known already in her short time here, and a win over the number one contender tonight will definitely draw more attention towards her!
Jake Mercer: And I believe she will do just that. Last week on Fight Grid, she managed to get the victory over Lethal Consequences and Lindsey Kingsley, but it was her partner for the night, Jenny Cien, that stole the pinfall away from her.
Stew-O: Both Jenny and Aniyah went at it right after the match concluded. There’s probably a lot of frustration going on in Aniyah’s head, so she’ll look to use that here tonight against Justin Windgate.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And here we go! Both Justin Windgate and Aniyah Mitchell begin by circling around in the middle of the ring. Justin Windgate makes the first strike as he connects with a hard kick to the side of Aniyah Mitchell’s right leg! She stumbles forward as Windgate connects with another hard kick to her leg! Justin Windgate turns around and rebounds off the ropes! He charges at Aniyah Mitchell with a clothesline! But Aniyah is able to duck it! Justin Windgate turns around, but is met with a kick to the gut by Aniyah Mitchell! Aniyah pulls Windgate in and connects with a suplex!!!
Jake Mercer: That’s that strength and power I was telling you about! Windgate is able to get back up to his feet, as Aniyah Mitchell is back on the attack and hits him with a hard right handed. Aniyah whips Windgate over to the turnbuckle as he crashes against the corner! Aniyah now charges at Windgate and goes for a running forearm into Justin Windgate in the corner!!! But Justin Windgate is able to get his boot up as he catches Aniyah’s face with the heel of his boot! Aniyah Mitchell staggers back, while Justin Windgate begins to make his way up to the top rope! He gets to the top and sets himself up! But look! Aniyah Mitchell walks over to the corner and begins throwing strong jabs at the top of Justin Windgate’s head! Windgate is unable to fully get set up, as Aniyah now grabs Windgate… AND SHE LIFTS HIM OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND HAS HIM PRESSED UP IN THE AIR!! Aniyah Mitchell is now walking around the ring with Windgate pressed up high!!! That’s a 225lbs overhead press by Mitchell! Incredible strength on display!! Aniyah walks over to the side of the ring with Windgate still raised up high! AND SHE TOSSES WINDATE OUT OF THE RING AND DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH THE GORILLA PRESS SLAM!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Windgate is down on the ground after that rough landing! Aniyah is doing an incredible job by slowing down the pace of this match by not allowing Justin Windgate to get his fast paced offense going!
Stew-O: And now Aniyah Mitchell exits out of the ring as she walks over to Justin Windgate, who just managed to get up onto his hands and knees! Aniyah grabs Justin by the head and neck as she helps him up onto his feet. She now takes a few steps while still having a tight hold of Justin’s head and neck!!! AND ANIYAH MITCHELL BIEL TOSSES JUSTIN WINDGATE INTO THE BARRICADE!!!!
Referee: ONE…. TWO…..
Flannery McCoy: Justin Windgate definitely felt that one in his back and Aniyah Mitchell is loving every single second of it! Aniyah now raises both her arms up and flexes her arms at the downed Justin Windgate!!! Aniyah now grabs Windgate and brings him up to his feet! She walks him over to the steel steps and slams Windgate’s head up against it! Windgate stumbles back as he leans up against the ring apron on the side of the ring!
Referee: THREE…. FOUR…
Jake Mercer: And Aniyah drives her knee into Windgate’s stomach as he falls down onto one knee!! Windgate stands back up, but Aniyah lifts Windgate up and drives him back first into the side of the ring!! Aniyah lets go of Justin as he falls back down to the ringside floor!!
Referee: FIVE…. SIX…..
Flannery McCoy: Aniyah Mitchell grabs Justin Windgate and rolls him back into the ring as she follows right behind him and goes for the pin!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Stew-O: But Justin Windgate is able to kick out! Aniyah Mitchell stands right back up as she brings Justin Windgate back up to his feet. She kicks him in the stomach as he bends forward! She pulls him in and hooks his arms!!! And Aniyah Mitchell goes for the Butterfly Suplex!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! Windgate is fighting it as he manages to get the inside arm free!! Aniyah still has the other arm hooked, but Windgate begins throwing punches to Aniyah’s stomach!! It’s loosening her hold on him, as he spins out of it and breaks free!!! But Aniyah Mitchell comes right back with a running clothesline!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! Justin Windgate ducks it!!! Aniyah Mitchell turns around AND IS HIT WITH A SUPERKICK BY JUSTIN WINDGATE!!!! Aniyah still stands on her feet, but is very groggy! Justin Windgate charges at her with a spear!!! But Aniyah is able to lower her shoulder as she goes for a back body drop onto Justin Windgate!!!
Jake Mercer: Wait look!!! Windgate flips in mid air as he lands on his feet! Aniyah Mitchell has no idea! She turns around and is met by a kick to the midsection by Justin Windgate!! Justin grabs Aniyah Mitchell’s head, AND CONNECTS WITH A SITOUT JAW BREAKER!! Aniyah is stunned, but still standing! Windgate quickly gets up and whips Aniyah Mitchell into the corner turnbuckle! Aniyah Mitchell crashes hard! And here’s Justin Windgate!!! He charges right at her and CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK TO ANIYAH’S CHEST AS SHE FALLS DOWN TO THE MAT FROM OUT OF THE CORNER!!!! Windgate hooks the legs!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And Aniyah manages to kick out! Windgate gets back up onto his feet!! He points his finger to the sky and reloads it like its a rifle! He points at Aniyah who is just now getting up onto her knees as he gestures for the killshot! The crowd is going wild!! Windgate now runs up to Aniyah, and WINDGATE CONNECTS WITH THE GROUNDED SUPERKICK!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!!! ANIYAH CATCHES HIS FOOT!!! She stands up with his boot in her hands! Windgate is balancing on one leg!!! ENZIGURI KICK!!! WINDGATE CONNECTS WITH AN ENZIGURI KICK TO THE SIDE OF ANIYAH’S HEAD USING THE LEG HE WAS JUST BALANCING ON!!! Aniyah stumbles back as she leans up against the ring ropes! Justin Windgate charges at Aniyah Mitchell with a clothesline!!! BUT ANIYAH MITCHELL COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!!
Flannery McCoy: But Windgate was able to grab a hold of the ropes as he lands on the ring apron!! Aniyah turns around!! And Windgate dips his shoulder between the middle rope and drives it into Aniyah’s gut!! Aniyah takes a few steps back!! Windgate now leaps up as he springs off of the top rope and goes for a CROSSBODY!!!!! NO!!!! ANIYAH MITCHELL CATCHES HIM IN MID AIR!!! Aniyah tosses Justin onto her shoulder!! AND ANIYAH MITCHELL CONNECTS WITH THE RUNNING POWERSLAM ONTO JUSTIN WINDGATE!!!!! ANIYAH MITCHELL GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! THREEE-
Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT BY JUSTIN WINDGATE!!!!! Great back and forth action by these Dynasty Elitists!! Both competitors are down, but Aniyah is able to slowly get herself onto one knee. She stands right up and grabs Justin Windgate. Aniyah brings Windgate up to his feet as she lifts him up onto her shoulders!!! It looks like she’s going for her signature!!! GOOD NIGHT POOH!!!!!! F-5!!!!
Stew-O: But Windgate is fighting it!!! He’s hitting Aniyah with quick elbow and knee strikes to the side of her head!!! She lets go of Justin as she can’t hold onto him any longer!! Windgate kicks Aniyah in the stomach!!! SWINGING NECK BREAKER!!!! IT CONNECTS ONTO ANIYAH MITCHELL!!!! Justin Windgate quickly gets up as he climbs up onto the top rope!!!! He sets himself up!!! X-FACTOR!!!!! JUSTIN WINDGATE GOES FOR THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT ANIYAH MITCHELL ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS JUSTIN BELLY FLOPS ONTO THE MAT!!!! WHAT A MATCH THIS HAS BEEN SO FAR!!!
Stew-O: Both competitors are trying to put this one away, but neither are giving up!!! Aniyah Mitchell slowly makes her way up to her feet, as Justin Windgate manages to get onto one knee while clutching at his abdomen after that landing moments ago! Windgate now gets up to his feet, as he walks over to Aniyah Mitchel. AND ANIYAH MITCHELL SPITS IN THE FACE OF JUSTIN WINDGATE!!!! She kicks him in the gut and pulls Windgate in while hooking his arms!!! PEDIGREEE!!!! PEDIGREEE!!!!! ANIYAH HITS THE PEDIGREE ONTO JUSTIN WINDGATE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Aniyah Mitchell gets up and starts walking over to the corner!! She climbs up to the top turnbuckle and gets herself set up!!! Aniyah leaps into the air!!! CORKSCREW SENTON BOMB!!!! IT CONNECTS!!!! WINDGATE IS OUT COLD!!!!! ANIYAH COVERS!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!!! LOOK!!! WINDGATE HAS HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!! HE MANAGES TO BREAK THE COUNT!!!
Flannery McCoy: What is it going to take for one of these two to come out with the victory??
Jake Mercer: I have no idea Flannery, but what I do know is that you can’t take too many of Corkscrew Sentons like Justin did and expect to walk out with the W. He caught a lucky break by getting his foot on the bottom ropes!
Flannery McCoy: Lucky? That’s great ring awareness by the number one contender! But I do agree, if he gets hit with another move like that, it’ll be close to impossible to win this match!!
Stew-O: Focusing back onto the match, Aniyah Mitchell is frustrated with the rope break! She stands right up and grabs Justin and brings him up to his feet!! Aniyah Mitchell lifts Justin Windgate onto her shoulders as she runs him into the turnbuckle!!! Aniyah now turns Justin’s body around as his chest faces the turnbuckle! She connects with a quick forearm strike to Windgate’s lower back!! She now climbs up onto the top rope and hooks her legs around Windgate’s head!!! It looks like she’s looking for the REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! Windgate is able to break free before she got set up! Aniyah Mitchell is seated on the top rope facing away from the ring!! Windgate charges at he from behind and dropkicks her directly in the back!!! AND ANIYAH MITCHELL LANDS SHOULDER FIRST ONTO THE RING APRON!! Both Windgate and Aniyah Mitchell are down!!!
Jake Mercer: Justin Windgate is trying to get up to his feet as Aniyah Mitchell is using the ropes to help her up on the ring apron! Both competitors finally get up to their feet, as Windgate makes his way over to Aniyah Mitchell!! Windgate grabs Aniyah by the head as she stands on the other side of the ropes on the ring apron!!! Windgate leaps up and.. HAIL MARY DDT!!! HAIL MARY DDT FROM INSIDE OF THE RING DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR BY JUSTIN WINDGATE!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!!!! ANIYAH MITCHELL COUNTERS IT BY USING WINDGATE’S MOMENTUM TO TOSS HIM DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!!!! WINDGATE IS DOWN!!!
Flannery McCoy: Aniyah Mitchell slowly gets down off of the ring apron and walks over to the broken Justin Windgate! She grabs Justin and brings him up to his feet. She clutches at the back of his neck as she tosses him over to the steel steps!! Windgate bashes his knee onto the steel steps as he somersaults over them and lands flat onto his back!
Referee: ONE…… TWO…… THREE……
Jake Mercer: And Aniyah Mitchell again walks over to Justin Windgate. Aniyah grabs Windgate once more and brings him up to his feet. Aniyah now slams Justin’s head against the ring apron!! NO!!! Justin Windgate was able to get his hands out in front of him to prevent his head from hitting the apron!! He elbows Aniyah in the stomach!! And Again!! Aniyah takes a step back!!! SUPERKICK BY JUSTIN WINDGATE!!!!! ANIYAH STAGGERS BACK!!!
Stew-O: And Justin slides into the ring! He runs to the far ropes, he rebounds.. AND JUSTIN CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING SENTON OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO ANIYAH MITCHELL AS BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN AGAIN AT RINGSIDE!!!! The Referee restarts the count!!
Referee: ONE….. TWO…. THREE… FOUR…. FIVE….. SIX…
Jake Mercer: Windgate is the first one up, as he grabs Aniyah Mitchell and slides her into the ring!! Justin Windgate slides in as well and covers!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THREEEEE-
Flannery McCoy: ANIYAH KICKS OUT!!!!! ANIYAH KICKS OUT!!!! Windgate can’t believe it!!! Justin Windgate gets back up onto his feet!! He grabs Aniyah and brings her up as well! Justin hooks her head and looks over to the turnbuckle! RUN IT UP!!!! SLICED BREAD #2!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!!! ANIYAH MITCHELL PUSHES JUSTIN WINDGATE FORWARD AS HE RUNS INTO THE TURNBUCKLE CHEST FIRST!!! Windgate clutches at his chest in pain as he turns around!! Aniyah Kicks him in the gut and pulls him in !!! BLACK GIRL MAGICC!!!! BLACK GIRL MAGIC!!!!! THE TIGER BOMB BRIDGE!!!
Stew-O: NO LOOK!!! WINDGATE’S DRIVING HARD RIGHTS AND LEFTS TO THE TOP OF ANIYAH MITCHELL’S SKULL BEFORE SHE IS ABLE TO SLAM HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!! Windgate breaks free and lands behind Aniyah Mitchell!! LIGHTS OUT!!!! LIGHTS OUT!!!!!! THE REVERSE CUTTER CONNECTS ONTO THE ANIYAH MITCHELL!!! WINDGATE COVERS!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“El Diablo” by Machine Gun Kelly hits, as the referee raises Justin Windgate’s hand. The crowd erupts into cheers)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner….. JUSSSSSTINNNNNNN WINNNNNDGATTTEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: Impressive win by the number one contender for the National Elite Championship!! Both competitors brought the fight, but in the end, it was the EAW veteran that came out with the victory!
Jake Mercer: Aniyah Mitchell has to be on everybody’s radar after this match though. She really brought it against Justin Windgate, but tonight just wasn’t her night.
(Dynasty fades into another part of the backstage area. The former Universal Women’s Champion, Kassidy Heart, is shown in the middle of a photoshoot. It appears she is doing promotional photos for House of Glass because she’s currently surrounded by several large panes of glass, among other sinister looking things such as glass covered weapons. Or perhaps she is just shooting some fetish photos for her man, Mr. DEDEDE. With the weird shit that both seem to enjoy, it’s anyone’s guess as to why Kassidy is having pictures taken in this kind of setting. The blonde is dressed in black leather gear, with her hair and makeup expertly done thanks to her own personal glam squad. Kassidy continues to pose, while the photographer takes one last round of shots.)
Photographer: And that’s a wrap. Thanks, Kassidy. As always, it’s a pleasure.
(Kassidy runs her perfectly manicured fingers through her fluffy blonde hair and shrugs.)
Kassidy Heart: It’s whatever.
(Kassidy walks off set, her green eyes catching sight of EAW backstage reporter, Michael Belfort. The blonde can’t help but roll her eyes as Belfort walks up to her.)
Michael Belfort: Excuse me, Kassidy. I was wondering if I could steal a few minutes of your time.
(A bored sounding sigh escapes from her lips, but Kassidy nods.)
Kassidy Heart: What do you want?
Michael Belfort: Well I was hoping to get your thoughts about what went down at Battle of Egypt.
(The Queen of the Ultraviolent scoffs.)
Kassidy Heart: My thoughts? I think they’re pretty self explanatory, Belfort. I did exactly what I said I was going to do and that was retain my Universal Women’s Championship against Kendra Shamez. The so-called greatest female Elitist of all time came for my head and I basically ripped her in half. You saw the match, right? You saw me systematically do what I do best and that is pick apart every inferior being who steps across from me and has the nerve to look me in the eyes. Kendra Shamez will never be the same and quite frankly, I hope she never walks again either. As far as I’m concerned, that basically cements me as the greatest female Elitist of all-time and I beg a bitch to try and tell me differently.
Michael Belfort: You might have retained against Kendra, but you didn’t leave Egypt as a champion. Raven Roberts crashed the party and became the fourth person in this company to defeat you in singles competition.
Kassidy Heart: And in doing so, she also became the second person to pin my shoulders to the mat fairly in competition, but do I honestly look fucked about it? Raven did what she felt she needed to do, and seized an opportunity. It means nothing to me, because at the end of the day, when the two of us squared off under fair circumstances a few months ago at Terminus, she was verbally submitting to me like the glorified little bitch she actually is. Raven has done nothing to prove that she is superior to me, or that she’s even a better competitor. In a real match, I’ve already proven she can’t fuck with me.
Michael Belfort: Be that as it may, some people are saying this is karma for what went down between yourself and Serena Bennett at Pain for Pride.
Kassidy: KaRmA. Sure, Jan. When I cashed in on Serena and took the championship from her, she was immediately placed right back in the hunt and given a chance to regain the belt at Operation: Doomsday. We all know how that match ended, and how I more than backed up the fact that I am the greatest Elitist on the roster today, male or female. Period. However do you think StarrStan has been blowing up my phone and giving me a chance to have a rematch with Raven? Do you think anyone has spoken to me this week about what’s next for me? I haven’t been given a clear path to regain my title because I’m not a favorite, or some shitty little cunt that’s the new flavor of the week. Trust me, I could snap my fingers and bat my eyes at my man, and turn this fucking brand on its head, and get whatever the hell I want, but I want to see if StarrStan does the right thing and actually acknowledges the fact that I am the fucking face of Dynasty, and not anyone else. I have my doubts because even when I did have the championship in my possession, it was never about me. It didn’t matter how fucking dominant my victories were, someone else has always been placed ahead of me. It’s the same bullshit I’ve been dealing with since day one, but I’ll tell you this in regards to the Universal Women’s Championship. Raven needs another match against me a hell of a lot more than I need one against her. I have NOTHING to prove, because I’ve already proven my superiority against her when I defeated her cleanly. The only thing Battle of Egypt showed us about Raven Roberts is that even she can’t fuck up a cash in.
(Kassidy giggles.)
Kassidy Heart: Believe me, I had my doubts. Like I said, unless Raven forces the issue and demands the right to face me in a real match where she’s going to quit again like a weak little cunt, or StarrStan does the right thing gives me a rematch like he’s supposed too, Raven’s title reign will forever be underneath the shadow of Kassidy Heart. I’m not fucked either way because at this point, I’m used to shit like this. I want to see what this brand actually does with me now that I’m no longer a champion. I wanna see if StarrStan and this company have the balls to keep pulling the same shit with me they always have, or if they finally start treating me like the standout talent and GOAT that I am. Time will tell and it’s gunna be real fucking interesting.
Michael Belfort: So what you’re telling me and the rest of the EAW Universe is that there is no rematch between yourself and Raven scheduled for House of Glass?
Kassidy Heart: They wanna use my face to help sell the show, but as of right now, I’m going to be sitting my ass in skybox watching the show like everyone else. I don’t even remotely know why you seem so surprised, Belfort. What did you think was going to happen?
(Belfort truly seems a little stunned to find out that Kassidy is not currently scheduled at compete at House of Glass. The Mauler just rolls her eyes once again and folds her arms across her chest.)
Michael Belfort: I’m not sure what to say.
Kassidy Heart: Welcome to my EAW li-
(Before Kassidy can finish that sentence, she is attacked from behind! Michael Belfort quickly flees the scene as this attacker begins putting the boots to Kassidy! The camera zooms up and outside in the arena the fans are heard screaming as The Visual Prophet jerks Kassidy up by the hair and throws her against the wall. He quickly places his hand around her throat and presses his face close to hers as Kassidy struggles for breath.)
The Visual Prophet: My, my, my said the spider to the fly, what do we have here? A plastic, yet pretty little puppet just waiting to be broken. Kassidy Heart, it was inevitable that the two of us would cross paths.
(Viz flashes the choking Kassidy his million dollar smile and tightens his grip on her throat.)
The Visual Prophet: I’ll admit, I’ve been waiting for my opportunity to strike. The sins your husband committed against me and my precious assistant, Nina, were always going to have consequences. I would have preferred to punish Ryan by taking the Answers World Championship from him at TI, however things didn’t go my way on that particular night.
(Kassidy struggles and claws at Viz’s arm, but he slams his fist into her stomach.)
The Visual Prophet: However, you might actually be the even bigger prize. Low and behold, you’ve managed to bewitch the Chairman with your charm and grace, the way you originally drew the EAW Universe to your side before they saw right through you. If I can’t have the Answers World Championship, I might as well just take you instead. Of course, I don’t want you wrapped around my waist. I want your head on a swivel to serve as a reminder that The Visual Prophet isn’t someone to be taken lightly. My Nina did what she felt was best back at Territorial Invasion, but in doing so, something inside of me changed, and now that I’m officially on Dynasty, I plan on using you to send my message to Ryan Adams and the rest of this company.
(Viz punches Kassidy a few more times in the stomach before letting her go. She slumps to the ground, choking and coughing, trying her best to get air back into her lungs. Viz seizes her by the hair once again and drags her towards the photoshoot set. He forces Kassidy back up to her feet and slaps a kiss on her forehead before hitting her with his bullhammer elbow strike! Kassidy goes crashing through a pane of glass, which prompts the glass shards to rain down on top of her fallen body. Viz drops down and scoops up a handful of glass, forcing Kassidy’s mouth open, and shoving the glass inside of it. Kassidy’s face, lips, and mouth are bleeding now and Viz can’t help but laugh at his handiwork.)
The Visual Prophet: That message is simple. The Visual Prophet plans on making everyone say his name. Have fun kissing your husband with that mouth once he gets off that cruise in a couple of days, and consider this an official challenge for House of Glass.
(The Visual Prophet stands up, looks down at a bleeding and choking Kassidy once again, before chuckling to himself and walking off.)
(Dynasty fades to commercial break.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!
( “Sensi” by Datsik starts up.)
Stephie Love: introducing first, from Osaka, Japan, weighing in at 235 pounds, THE ORCHESTRATOR… OOOOOSSSSSAAAAAMMMMMUUUU AAAAARRRRCCCCHHHHHIIIICCCCHHHHIIIDDDDDAAAA!!!!
( The crowd boos as Arcichida steps through the curtain. He manages to block them out as he makes his way to the ring.)
Stew-O: Last week we saw Osamu Arcichida pull out an impressive victory against a former New Breed Champion In Sosa Henderson, This week he’ll take on the reigning champion, Jenny Cien, and if he can manage to string together two back to back victories against opponents of this caliber, then you have to think the Former National Elite Champion will be on a short list of potential challengers in line for a title shot!
Jake: And Osamu would love nothing better as he has been chasing after gold since he lost the National Elite Championship! He will stop at nothing until he is once again a champion like he should be!
Flannery McCoy: Let’s not count any chicken’s before they hatch, Jenny Cien is nothing if not a fighter, and she will battle tooth and nail each and every time out!
( Osamu steps through the ropes, he takes a few seconds to get in a few quick stretches against the ropes. As he does his music fades out and is replaced by “Jenny from the block (track masters remix) by Jennifer Lopez.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 145 pounds, she is the EAW New Breed Champion, THE BADIE… JJJJJJJEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY CCCCCIIIIIIEEEEENNNNN!!!!
( The crowd cheers loudly as Jenny makes her way into the stage with the New Breed title in hand held high in the air.)
Stew: This capacity crowd here tonight backing the New Breed Champion! And Jenny is still riding high after her big win at Territorial Invasion, but with our next huge Event House Of Glass and her title defense on that show fast approaching the time for celebration may be over and the time to work even harder to keep that Championship have just begun, because who knows what kind of environment she will have to make that first defense in or who she’ll have to even defend against?!
Jake Mercer: For sure my dude, Jenny Cien shocked the world not just by being the sole survivor in the Divide and conquer match, but in winning that title along with it. But now pressure will be on because every up and comer wanting to make a name for themselves will be looking at Jenny as a target!
Flannery McCoy: Well I don’t think that would shake up Jenny Cien one bit! She’s as tough as they come and whatever challenges or challengers step up, I think she’ll find the way to battle through them!
( Jenny enters the ring, and after nodding she’s ready the referee calls for the bell.)
DING DING DING!
Stew-O: This contest underway with both competitors locking up, Arcichida using his weight to his advantage here as drives Cien back and into the corner, the official forcing a break, oh! And Arcichida with a shove after he let go. Arcichida trying to get into the head of Jenny Cien here, trying to bully her around in this match as they once again lock up in the center of the ring! Arcichida again forcing Cien back, but Jenny uses his own momentum against him and reverses putting Arcichida into the corner this time, AND NOW JENNY UNLOADING WITH A FLURRY OF FOREARMS! ARCICHIDA TRYING TO COVER UP TO PROTECT HIMSELF BUT SOME OF THOSE STRIKES ARE STILL SLIPPING THROUGH! THE REFEREE STEPPING IN ORDERING JENNY TO BACK OFF!
Jake Mercer: Arcichida shaking off those strikes as he moves forward, Jenny catches him coming in with an arm drag! Jenny Keeping him grounded now with an armbar, Osamu trying to fight back to his feet, Jenny working that hold applying as much torque as possible, Arcichida back up to his feet, OH AND LANDS A NASTY ELBOW STRIKE ACROSS THE FACE OF JENNY CIEN! Osamu with an Irish whip, Jenny off the rebound, Arcichida with a sidewalk slam!
Flannery McCoy: BUT JENNY COUNTERS WITH A FLYING HEAD SCISSORS TAKEDOWN!! Great counter from the New Breed Champion! But Osamu Arcichida back up to his feet quickly, Jenny waiting for him and takes him back down with a double leg takedown, and following it up with rapid fire right hands to the head! Jenny Cien like a House Of Fire here in the early going! Cien gets back to her feet, she allows Osamu to do the same, Jenny off the ropes, And she lands a dropkick to the chest that sends Arcichida through the middle rope and out to the floor!
Ref: 1! 2! 3!
Stew-O: Osamu here in front of our announce table trying to gather himself, you can see the frustration on his face as this match isn’t going exactly to plan. Arcichida climbing up
Onto the apron, and steps back into the ring. Jenny Cien charges at him, OH BUT ARCICHIDA CATCHES HER WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK TO THE KNEE! And the reigning New Breed Champion slow to get up from that one! Osamu stalking her from behind as she reaches her feet-
Jake Mercer: YIKES! ARCICHIDA WITH A CHOP BLOCK!!! That one would have cost Osamu 15 yards if we were playing football! I mean the way he put all 235 pounds behind that chop block, makes me glad I’m just watching instead of wrestling!
Flannery McCoy: Jenny limping a bit as she gets back to her feet, Osamu keeping her pinned up against the ropes with several stiff uppercuts to the ribs! Jenny trying to fight back with a right hands to the face! OH BUT OSAMU ANSWERS WITH A HARD KNEE STRIKE TO THE GUT!
Stew-O: Jenny trying to get some separation after that one, Arcichida following right behind and traps her in the corner! Arcichida going right after that same leg he attacked and now grapevines it around the middle rope! Jenny screaming in pain as he wrenches on that leg! I cannot imagine the pressure and pain she must be feeling as Osamu tries to take the knee right out of socket!
Ref: 1! 2! 3! 4! BREAK IT UP!
Jake Mercer: Arcichida letting go before getting himself disqualified! Jenny getting her leg untangled from that rope, Arcichida right back on her with several shoot kicks to the knee! Jenny looking like she’s almost hobbled here with the ropes being the only thing keeping her standing upright! And Arcichida smirking as he takes a few steps back, Osamu now charges at Jenny, CORNER CLOTHESLINE CRUSHING JENNY CIEN!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO WAIT, JENNY COUNTERS WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE!!! OSAMU RAN FULL SPEED AHEAD RIGHT INTO THE FOOT OF THE NEW BREED BADDIE!!! Arcichida stunned and staggering from that one, Jenny hops up onto the second rope and launches herself… AND THE DIVING CROSSBODY LANDS! JENNY ON TOP, ARCICHIDA’S SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: Arcichida kicking out at two! Jenny Dragging Arcichida back to his feet, OH OSAMU WITH A KICK TO THAT BAD LEG! Arcichida again taking control as he sends Cien off the ropes with an Irish Whip, Jenny off the rebound, Arcichida with the back body drop! BUT JENNY COUNTERS WITH THE FACEBUSTER!!! OSAMU DRIVEN RIGHT INTO THE MAT! JENNY WITH ANOTHER COVER! LEG IS HOOKED THIS TIME!!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!! KICKOUT!!!
Jake Mercer: Arcichida still too strong to put away, Cien setting him up for the DDT, Osamu fighting back with shots to the ribs! Jenny’s grip loosening enough for Arcichida to slip out, Jenny a bit shaken up but fighting back, Osamu hooking her by the arms, TIGER SUPLEX!!! Jenny crashing hard to the mat! Osamu not going for the cover, instead he waits anxiously as Jenny gets back up, Arcichida quickly gets a waistlock, AND LANDS A HUGE GERMAN SUPLEX! JENNY LANDING RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HER NECK! Osamu not letting up as he drags Jenny back to her feet, Arcichida setting up that belly to belly Suplex, But Cien Lands a right hand before breaking out of his grip! Jenny with a kick to the gut, but Arcichida catches it, AND COUNTERS WITH FISHERMAN’S SUPLEX!!! OSAMU BRIDGING FOR THE PIN!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!! KICKOUT!!!
Flannery McCoy: Jenny able to kick out, but That one seems to have knocked a bit of the fight out of Jenny, You can see how slow she is in dragging herself towards the ropes! Osamu right on her not giving Jenny any room to breathe, Arcichida now setting Cien’s leg on the bottom rope, Arcichida bouncing off the middle rope, AND DROPS THE POINT OF HIS ELBOW RIGHT TO THAT SOFT SPOT ON THE INSIDE OF JENNY’S KNEE!!! You can almost hear a sickening crack when that elbow drop connected! Arcichida with a sick smile as he rises back to his feet with control of Jenny Cien’s leg! Osamu with the figure four, JENNY COUNTERS WOTH THE SMALL PACKAGE!!!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!! TTTTWWWWOOOOOOOO!!! TTTTTHHHHHRRRRR-
Stew-O: That one nearly caught Osamu for the three count! Arcichida back to his feet, Jenny still limping on that bad leg, Arcichida catches her as she stands, AND PLANTS HER WITH THE BEST NORTHERN LIGHT SUPLEX IN THE BUSINESS!! Osamu with the cover!!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!! TTTTHHHHRRRREEEEEE!!!!
Jake Mercer: HOW DID JENNY KICK OUT BEFORE THE THREE?!? Arcichida in about as much disbelief as I am right now arguing that the ref counted to three! It’s to no avail as the referee stands by his call of a two count! Arcichida picking Cien up, HERE WE GO AGAIN, ANOTHER BEST NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! NO! JENNY TRYING TO COUNTER OUT BY SHIFTING HER WEIGHT! Jenny has a front face lock, AND TRANSITIONS INTO A TWISTING JENNYCUTTER THAT DRIVES OSAMU FACE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS! THE COVER!!!!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTWWWWOOOOOOOO!!! TTTTHHHHHRRRRREE-
Flannery McCoy: ARCICHIDA GETTING A FOOT ON THE ROPE TO BREAK THE COUNT!! Jenny Cien slowly back up to her feet, you can tell she wants to put this one away! Arcichida getting up to his knees, Jenny charged at him, A HITS A SHINING WIZARD THAT ECHOES THROUGHOUT THE ARENA!!! Osamu on all four, he may be out on his hands and knees after Jenny landed with that kick! Osamu trying to gather himself, Jenny back to her feet and waiting, Osamu again back to his knees, DDDDDAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEE MMMMMMAAAASSSSSSS!!!!! WAIT NO! OSAMU CATCHES HER COMING IN AND COUNTERS WITH THE OSAMU LOCK!!! ARCICHIDA HAS THAT INVERTED KNEEBAR CINCHED IN TIGHT! JENNY SCREAMING IN PAIN AS SHE REACHES OUT HER HAND TO TRY AND GRAB THE ROPES!!! CIEN REACHING, ARCICHIDA WRENCHING EVEN MORE ON THAT HOLD! JENNY DESPERATELY STRETCHES OUT FOR THAT BOTTOM ROPE…BUT SHE CANNOT REACH IT AND IS FORCED TO TAP OUT!!!
DING DING DING!!!
(“Sensi” by Datsik starts up over the arena speakers.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. OOOOOOSSSSSAAAAMMMMMUUUUU AAAAARRRRRCCCIIIIIIICCCHHHHIIIDDDDAAAAAA!!!!
(Arcichida raises his hands in victory, meanwhile Jenny Cien is helped to the back by several referees.)
Stew-O: What a back and forth match here tonight, it seemed to be a toss up here and was anybody’s match for the taking! In fact Jenny Cien looked to have this one all wrapped up, but Arcichida able to snatch a victory here tonight.
Jake Mercer: That’s right Stewie, he fought and clawed and got that win! And with a huge victory over the reigning New Breed Champion, you have to figure that Osamu just put himself right into the conversation to challenge for any of the Dynasty championships!
Flannery McCoy: He May well have, but if he should challenge Jenny Cien whi knows how it might turn out the second time around? Stew said it himself that Jenny seemed to have this one in the bag, and you got to believe that Jenny Cien will come back more determined to get a victory whenever her title is on the line!
Stew-O: We’ll just have to keep watching, speaking of which don’t go anywhere folks we still have plenty of action to come here on Dynasty!
(A recap of Battle of Egypt airs displaying the Cage vs Visual Prophet match which saw Drake King insert himself into the match and attack Cage, reigniting their beef from a few months back.)
( Camera opens up to Diamond Cage in a custom leather jacket inside the ring with a steel chair in his hands before receiving a microphone as this intense crowd begins chanting “CAGE” before he unfolds the chair and sits down and begins tapping the microphone before he begins to speak)
Crowd: CAGE! CAGE! CAGE! CAGE!
(Cage is hesitant as he looks around this entire building as the ovation is deafening)
Cage: So. I get a phone call. It’s “we need a favor” I’m listening, “we are offering you a return match to take on Visual Prophet in Our Battle Of Egy-“ and then I hang up the phone. And then they call again, so I answer. “The people allowing us to have this event specially request-“ then I hang up the phone again. Then I get the call and they finally say “it’s on you, if you want to do it or not” and I decided to do it, why? Cause I got tired of sitting my ass at the house and hearing “Cage once again took his ball and went home”. I show up and this happens.
(Cage looks up at the titantron as we see a rewind of Drake King hitting Cage with the pedigree)
Cage: Now what you all see is a man who sent a message, I see a scared boy right there. I see a boy who realizes that since I’m here and I’m back that eventually he’s going to have to answer to me. I’m not going to say it was a bitch move, I’m not even going to yell and scream that I am going to shit down your throat. But what I’m going to say is that the attempt to “hurt” me didn’t work, when you “took me out” that attempt didn’t hurt me, nobody in this company or this business punishes Cage but Cage. You want an example of that?
(Cage rises from his seat in the chair and folds his chair up turning it facing him)
Jake Mercer: What the hell is he doing?
Stew-O: CAGE IS SMASHING HIMSELF IN THE FACE WITH THAT CHAIR, REPEATEDLY HITTING HIMSELF IN THE HEAD!!
Flannery McCoy: This is.. Bizzare! He’s deranged!
Stew-O: What does any of this prove!
(The audience doesn’t know what to make of what they are witnessing)
Cage*after each shot*: YOU-THINK-THIS-HURTS-
(Cage finally stops as blood begins to trickle down the forehead of Cage as he looks up to the ceiling as the fans begin to cheer)
Jake Mercer: These fans condone this?
Stew-O: I guess they got the message.
(Cage drops the chair as he grabs the microphone and begins to speak once more)
Cage: Borrowed time. You are on borrowed time, nobody tells me when my story ends, I end my story. And what you did to me may have opened some eyes, but what I’m going to do to you is going to make heads roll. Because House Of Glass is coming and you are stepping inside the most dangerous match in this companies history, against the most dangerous man in the world. I will see you in RED WALLZ!!! Be prepared to shed your fair share of blood, be prepared to come into this ring and take a beating.
(Cage drops the microphone and leaves through the audience as the crowd erupts at the announcement of Diamond Cage versus Drake King inside the Red Wallz structure)
Jake Mercer: There’s some worry for concern here, we know how deep and how violent this match can get and putting CAGE in it is damn near nuts!
Stew-O: House OF Glass already shaping up to be a night we won’t ever forget, the violence of previous House of Glass matches is surely about to be tested when this age of Dynasty makes it’s way to Pay Per View!
Flannery McCoy: The guy just busted himself open with a steel chair, this is not going to be one for the faint hearted!
(Commercial Break)
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(Dynasty comes back on air as a replay of what just transpired with Cage as he challenged Drake King to a Red Wallz match at House of Glass. As the clip fades out it shows Drake King backstage staring at the monitor in disgust as he’s approached by Max A. Million.)
Max A. Million: Drake, any words on what you just witnessed out there?
Drake King: I’ve seen a lot of fake edgy things in my lifetime Max, but that right there takes the cake. We get it Cage, you’re crazy, you’re angry, deranged even. You’ll do anything for a cheap thrill and have no problem putting your body on the line or yourself through immense pain to prove your point. But what happens when you have no point to prove? What is your angle here, revenge? You and I both know that you won’t be able to get revenge on me and that’s why you stayed in hiding until the big wigs came flashing a dollar bill at you and you crawled out like the pawn you are. Well I’m here to put you back in your place. There’s no room for people like you in this company anymore. You’re a relic of the past, you’re stuck in the past and are probably the most insecure egomaniac I have ever run into in my entire career. Quite frankly Cage, I’m tired of it. We’re all tired of it.. you’re the reigning Elitist of the Year for crying out loud and even though it wasn’t deserved, you still managed to do it. And yet that wasn’t enough you still carried yourself like a victim and instead of capitalizing on that momentum, you faltered. That’s all you ever do, you come back for a cheap pop and then proceed to let everybody down and blame everyone but yourself for simply not being good enough. For once I’ll do the world a favor and get rid of you once and for all. Then you can join the rest of those old names you love bringing up that nobody cares about…. in obscurity. I’ll see you at House of Glass Cage, you’ll be better off continuing to harm yourself, because if I do it for you.. you won’t be able to get up and walk yourself out of the arena, you know, just like the last two times.
(Drake King brushes past Max as Max looks on)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the middle of the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Spotlight Savior” by Iggy Azalea plays as Darcy May Morgan comes out to the stage. She looks confidently around at the sea of people in the crowd before pointing at herself and making her way to the ring)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Kent United Kingdom, weighing in at 130 pounds… She is THE LEADING LADY, DARCY…MAY…MORGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Darcy is certainly the wildcard going into this match, because I can definitely say for sure that she’s going to pull out all the stops to win tonight.
Flannery McCoy: She has a lot to prove to not just the crowd members but to her opponent, Lethal Consequences. And I’m sure that she plans to do exactly that tonight!
(Darcy enters the ring and stands on the top rope. With a grin she looks around before trash talking to the camera as “Spotlight Savior” fades out. “Friend Vs Friend” by Company Flow plays as Lethal Consequences struts out with Lindsey Kingsley following close behind him. LC looks with a sigh at the ring as the crowd goes off on him. He makes his way to the ring with a focused demeanor)
Stephie Love: And her opponent, accompanied by LINDSEY KINGSLEY! From Oakland California, weighing in at 230 pounds… HE IS THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION, LETHAL… CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Ew, dinosaur…
Stew-O: :skip:
Flannery McCoy: Well it seems LC is unphased by all of Darcy’s threat tonight. In fact I think he seems a bit annoyed that hes even in this match. Even if I’m sure LC is out to win and just get this night over with, I don’t know about you guys but we’ll see about that.
(LC enters the ring completely ignoring Darcy and goes holds the National Elite Title up to a sea of boos from the crowd. He goes to his corner as “Friend Vs Friend” fades out and the Ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Jake Mercer: Here we go as my Dropkick Darling is looking to lock up with LC at this time! BUT LC KNOCKING HER DOWN WITH A FOREARM! Darcy is persisting as she quickly gets up and stares down LC! DARCY GOING OFF ON LC LANDING PUNCH AFTER PUNCH DOWN ON HIM! DARCY GOING RIGHT FOR THE LEGS AS LC IS TRYING TO FIGHT BACK! LC finally pushes back as he leans against the ropes! DARCY WITH A CLOTHESLINE SENDING HIM OVER! LC barely hanging onto the apron as he quickly wastes no time jumping off it and trying to regroup.
Stew-O: LC trying to play it safe as Lindsey is quickly running over to check on him. Darcy is looking over with frustration as what is she thinking of doing!?!? SUICIDE DIVE- NO! LC PUSHING LINDSEY INTO THE LINE OF FIRE! Darcy looks confused AS LC STRIKES HER WITH A KNEE! LC throws Darcy right into the ring as he rolls in as well. Darcy sits up as LC runs over! LC STOMPING RIGHT DOWN ON DARCY! LC brings her up! SNAP SUPLEX- NO DARCY DROPS HER WEIGHT AS SHE COUNTERS! FACEBUSTER!!! LC DOESN’T KNOW WHERE HE IS AS DARCY GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: KICK OUT AT ONE BY LC! Darcy wasting no time pulling LC right up to his feet and grabbing a hold of him! BUT LC SHOVING DARCY AWAY! Darcy running at LC! BUT LC WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO THE JAW FORCING DARCY BACK AGAIN! Darcy reeling back as she goes for a hook- BUT LC DUCKS UNDER AND PULLS HER DOWN BY THE LEGS! LC WITH A QUICK ELBOW DROP! NO! DARCY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! LC RUNNING- BUT DARCY WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! DARCY LUNGING AT LC! BUT LC MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! Darcy stepping back! FACE ACHE- NO! LC MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OF THE SUPERKICK! STEP-UP ENZIGURI BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!
Jake Mercer: The Dropkick Darling is certainly bringing the best out of Abraham Lincoln so far in this match! LC dragging Darcy up as he runs at her! CLOTHESLINE! LC dragging her back up! ANOTHER ONE- NO DARCY SLIDES UNDER! DARCY KICKING LC ON THE BACK OF HIS LEG FORCING HIM ONTO HIS KNEES! Darcy going for another Face Ache! BUT LC ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND GETS ONTO HIS FEET AS HE PULLS DARCY IN! ROWS PEDAL! THE SWINGING REVERSE STO CONNECTS AS LC GOES FOR THE PIN WITH A COCKY GRIN!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO-
Stew-O: KICK OUT BY DARCY! LC’s face turns into shock as he immediately gets up and grabs the Ref by his collar! LC beginning to argue with the Ref leaving time for Darcy to get up! NOT A GOOD CHOICE BY LC! HAIR PULL TAKEDOWN QUICKLY TAKING DOWN LC! LC slowly getting up in confusion as Darcy is ready! DROPKICK! LC rebounds off the ropes as he spins! DISCUS LARIAT!!! DARCY’S HEAD WHIPS AGAINST THE CANVAS AS SHE FALLS TO THE GROUND! LC taking his time as he leans in the corner waiting for Darcy to get up! LC scaling the ropes as he goes to the top rope- DARCY SHOVING LC STUNNING HIM! Darcy wastes no time joining LC up there as both of them quickly lock into an intense back and forth! LC BARELY MANAGING TO SHOVE DARCY OFF THE TOP ROPE! LC LOOKING TO FLY!!! CROSSBODY-
Flannery McCoy: FACE ACHE! DARCY CATCHING LC IN MID AIR WITH THE SUPERKICK!!! LC knocked out cold as Darcy pulls him up! DON’T, DISS, DARCY!!! THE BICYCLE KNEE CONNECTS RIGHT ON THE FACE OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AS DARCY GOES RIGHT FOR THE PIN! WE MIGHT SEE THE END OF THIS MATCH RIGHT HERE!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHHRRRE-
Jake Mercer: WAIT! IT’S THE DINOSAUR’S WIFE!
Stew-O: No… IT’S LINDSEY KINGSLEY! LINDSEY ON THE APRON DISTRACTING THE REF AS DARCY IS LEFT IN SHOCK! Darcy getting up shoving the Ref out of the way! DARCY PUNCHING LINDSEY OFF THE APRON! Darcy looks absolutely frustrated as she turns to LC! BUT LC! SLEEPER SLAM BACKBREAKER- NO DARCY WITH AN ELBOW TO THE GUT OF LC FORCING HIM BACK! Darcy taking a run- BUT LC THROWING DARCY TO THE GROUND! LC dragging Darcy and putting her in between the ropes! HE RUNS! TIGER FEINT KICK!
Jake Mercer: Darcy stumbling back as she’s barely standing and LC gets back into the ring! DARCY WITH A FOREARM BARELY! LC landing a forearm back! BUT DARCY LANDS ONE AS WELL! DARCY LANDING ANOTHER ONE AS SHE BACKS LC UP INTO THE CORNER! Darcy going back to the opposite corner as LC just realizing where he is! DARCY RAMMING HER SHOULDER RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF LC! Darcy throwing LC to the center of the ring as she runs! DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO LC! LC sits right back up as Darcy turns! KICK- NO LC GRABS HER LEGS! LC STANDS UP! BUT DARCY! ENZIGURI!!!
Stew-O: LC is still up though as he refuses to stay down. Darcy going for another one! BUT LC DUCKS UNDER! LC WITH AN ENZIGURI OF HIS OWN! DARCY STUMBLING RIGHT INTO LC! KNIFE EDGE CHOP! LC rebounding off the ropes! ROLLING WHEEL KICK SENDING DARCY DOWN!!! LC bringing her up and pulling her in I think he’s looking Rows Pedal- BUT DARCY REVERSING OUT OF THE SWINGING REVERSE STO! ROLLUP! DARCY QUICKLY ROLLING LC UP!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRR-
Flannery McCoy: LC KICKS OUT!!! BUT DARCY IS TWO STEPS AHEAD AS SHE GRABS HIM! SITOUT SPINE BUSTER!!! DARCY FALLING RIGHT INTO THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRREEE-
Jake Mercer: LC KICKS OUT AGAIN! THE PERSISTENCY OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS ON DISPLAY TONIGHT AS DARCY SHAKES HER HEAD! Darcy is still clearly frustrated as she gets up to her feet pulling LC up along with her. Darcy going for another Sitout Spinebuster- BUT LC WITH AN ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF DARCY’S FACE FORCING HER TO LET GO!!! LC grabbing Darcy as he pulls her in! BACK SUPLEX! Darcy rolling to the ground as LC yells at her to get up! DARCY TACKLING LC! DARCY LANDING PUNCH AFTER PUNCH DOWN ON HIM WITH QUICKNESS AS THE REF IS FORCED TO INTERVENE! LC looks with shock as he sits up but Darcy runs! FACE ACHE! SUPERKICK!!! DARCY GRABBING HIM! SHE’S GOING FOR CURTAIN CALL! FIREMAN’S CARRY KNEE STRIME CONNECTS!!! DARCY GOING FOR THE PIN!!! WILL SHE MANAGE TO PULL OFF A WIN AGAINST THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRREEE-
Stew-O: WHAT?!?! LINDSEY PULLING THE REF OUT OF THE RING! LINDSEY YELLING AT THE REF AS THE REF HAS HAD ENOUGH! LINDSEY’S OUT! LINDSEY LOOKS FURIOUS AS DARCY LAUGHS ON FROM INSIDE THE RING- BUT SHE SHOULD WATCH OUT AS LC IS BEHIND HER!!! ACID REIGN!!! JUMPING CUTTER OUT OF NOWHERE AS LC QUICKLY GOES FOR THE PIN AND THE REF SLIDES IN!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRREEE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Friend Vs Friend” plays to loud boos as LC gets to his feet. He’s handed the National Elite Title as the Ref raises his hand in victory. LC mocks the crowd as Darcy May Morgan is at ringside just realizing what just happened as she looks angered)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner, THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION! LETHAL CONSEQUEN-
Flannery McCoy: SOMEONE JUST BLASTED LC FROM BEHIND! IT’S JUSTIN WINDGATE!!! LC quickly getting up realizing what just happened in anger! LC GOING STRAIGHT FOR JUSTIN! IT’S AN ALL OUT BRAWL!!!
Jake Mercer: THIS HAS FINALLY BOILED OVER AFTER ALL THIS HEAT FROM ONE ANOTHER! BOTH OF THEM NOT GIVING AN INCH AS WE KNOW THAT JUSTIN WINDGATE IS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE NATIONAL ELITE TITLE!!!
(More Referees quickly slide into the ring breaking Justin and LC up. LC clutches his National Elite Title as Justin yells at him from a distance. Both of them are escorted out of the ring as the camera fades to black)
(EAW Logo Buzzes)