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Dynasty 10/1/21

(EAW intro plays.)

(A recap begins showcasing the fall outs of Territorial Invasion and Clash of Kingdoms 2. The theme of TI is played as we see clips of various Dynasty elitists performing at a high level capping off with Team Dynasty winning the Stadium Stampede brand battle over Voltage and Showdown. The video sequence ends as we see Xander Payne standing triumphantly following his World Heavyweight Championship title defense over Andrea Valentine. The music and footage transitions to Clash of Kingdoms 2 as Dynasty’s participation in this event is also notable. We watch as Andre Walker continues his amazing run following his TI Stadium Stampede victory with a huge championship win over Bronson Daniels. The clip highlights the new Interwire Champion Andre Walker before fading to black.)

(We return to the live broadcast as fireworks and pyrotechnics blow away the crowd at Motorpoint Arena in Cardiff, Wales as Friday Night Dynasty begins. In the audience we see several elitist’s merchandise such as a “Be my Valentine” hooded sweatshirt worn by a young lady in the front row, a heavy set young man wearing a “Bulletproof” tee shirt with a cartoon depiction of SOSA Henderson holding two pistols dressed like 50 Cent on his Get Rich or Die Tryin’ album cover, and even a “Game Changer” headband in support of Bronson Daniels on the head of several kids scattered across the crowd. We hear the Dynasty theme play as our normal commentary team begins to speak.)

Stew-O: helo pawb! Ydych chi’n barod am ychydig o WRESTLING?

Jake Mercer: Uh oh, Stewart Owens is back off the wagon. We got a drunk Remi situation going on guys. 

Flannery McCoy: He’s not drunk, he’s speaking Welsh you stupid man.

Jake Mercer: Oh. 

Stew-O: Yes indeed, Flannery! We are here live in Wales as Elite Answers Wrestling proudly presents FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY to you all! This promotion is a global federation and it’s a great feeling to be back here in Wales as we bring you the fall out of Territorial Invasion AND Clash of Kingdoms!

Jake Mercer: …It’s still a global pandemic and we out here just going around the globe again. No masks, vaccines waning efficiency, billionaires running to space, they taxing your Cash App transactions, and most of all…I’ve lost my Insurgency commemorative jean jacket that I wear on flights for good luck. BUT OTHER THAN ALL THAT WE BYKE IN THE IMPACT ZONE EVEN THOUGH IMPACT AINT ON THIS SHOW NO MORE!!! 

Flannery McCoy: Yikes. Anyway, this is sure to be a good show isn’t it Stew?

Stew-O: We have Johnny Andrews taking on SOSA Henderson, Seth Osiris vs Solomon Stane, and of course a main event between Xander Payne and Terry Chambers!

Flannery McCoy: I don’t want to seem biased but I might be extremely excited to see how this main event turns out seeing as The Visual Prophet is said to be gracing us during it for some guest commentary!

Jake Mercer: He’s tryna take my job!!!!

Stew-O: I doubt that highly, Jake. 

Flannery McCoy: But I’d highly recommend he does. We could use someone that’s funny, handsome, talented, smart, intelligent, knowledgeable, and entertaining to sit in that chair with Stew-O and myself!

Jake Mercer: Hey…wait…are you…trying to say I’m not handsome?!? Look at my man bun! Viz don’t got no man bun. He just got manly buns. 

Flannery McCoy: Ayo.

(“It Follows” by Cane Hill plays as the entire building instantly turns from joyful and excited to pure anger as out steps World Heavyweight Champion Xander Payne. Payne is wearing a nice suit, a pair of athletic shoes, and his World Heavyweight title on his left shoulder. Xander smugly smirks and mocks the crowd that vehemently boos him as he takes his time walking down the ramp.)

Stew-O: He did it again. He managed to retain his championship as Xander Payne is approaching historic territory as he hits 182 days as World Heavyweight Champion. SOSA Henderson tried to dethrone Xander and failed at Operation Doomsday. Andrea Valentine tried to upset Xander at Territorial Invasion and failed as well. Some of the most talented and gifted elitists in the world have tried to take down Xander Payne and for 182 days nobody has been successful.

Jake Mercer: They tried to pry that motherfucker off Payne but he ain’t going for it, Stew. It reminds me of the historic reign of “Tub Love” Talon Lucas over in the Famous Athletic Grappling Society. Talon was an overwhelmingly hated guy who held their World title for a strong 180 days and nobody saw an end in sight. That is until it actually did…

Flannery McCoy: Never heard of that fed. Who beat Talon for his title?

Jake Mercer: Nobody. Talon was extremely overweight and vacated the title due to what is known in the medical community as “Rolling heart attacks”. He died on the toilet. RIP the legend!

(Xander Payne enters the ring as he hushes the crowd with his hand before grabbing a microphone.)

Xander Payne: Hush…

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Xander Payne: Silence I say.

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Xander Payne: You will shut your Welsh mouths and show your REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNSTOPPABLE, WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT GOD…some goddamn respect.

Crowd: FUCK YOU XAN-DER!!! FUCK YOU XAN-DER!!! FUCK YOU XAN-DER!!! FUCK YOU XAN-DER!!!

Xander Payne: I have put my life on the line not just for this gold belt on my shoulder, not just for the livelihood of myself and family, and not just for the greater good of this company…but for YOU stupid, moronic, failures of fans. You should be on your knees thanking me for what I’ve done this year. You all should be praising me for what I’ve accomplished this season. You all should be crying tear drops of unrelenting JOY for the outstanding performances I’ve displayed on this show. You could be sitting here with SOSA Henderson holding this title right now had I not put my foot down and shut that door in his face. You could be here wasting your time, money, and energy watching boring Andrea Valentine with this title but I would not allow it. I could not allow it to happen. I could not sleep at night knowing that my talent was suppressed by fluke elitists like SOSA. Phony stars like Andrea Valentine. Imagine a world where that over the hill LOSER Impact defeated me at Pain for Pride? Imagine such a thing! The same choke artist that led Theron Nikolas and the man I destroyed to win this title in the first place, Lethal Consequences, to an EMBARRASSING performance in that Stadium Stampede match at Territorial Invasion. I am becoming…no. Let me take a step back. I have BECOME the most accomplished athlete in the world. I’d argue EVER because I truly believe I can make a case for being the best athlete in any sport EVER…but let’s not get egotistical here. I mean, we COULD but let’s temper it a bit. At the very least I’m clearly the best World Champion going today. Kass sucks, Drake sucks, The Milwaukee Bucks suck. Tyson Fury sucks, Tom Brady sucks, and anyone else in any sport is just a lesser champion than me. I am the very best performer in the world. The best part of all of this?

(Xander waves at the camera man.)

Xander Payne: Come here. You…camera man. C’mere.

(The camera man gets closer.)

Xander Payne: Come closer…

(Xander waves at the camera man as he motions even more.)

Xander Payne: Come on, a little closer…

(The camera man gets even closer.)

Xander Payne: There stay right there…

(The camera man has zoomed in to the point all you can see is Xander Payne’s face and nothing else.)

Xander Payne: I told you so.

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Xander Payne: I…TOLD…YOU…SO!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Xander Payne: I told you so. I am the best to ever do this. Many have come and many will go the same way as the past opponents that tried. My goals are so high that Justin Windgate tried to smoke them. My eyes are fixated on unwavered history. The longest reigning World Heavyweight Champion of all time. ALL…TIME! All you elitists that sit in the back and judge me for how I love, hate on me for how I perform, mock me and use my name to gain clout and attention…continue to do that. Just know that you will be hating me for the rest of your life because I will be World Heavyweight Champion for however long I see fit. I’m never losing this title. Nobody exists that can make me even FLINCH. NOBODY! NO-

(“Voodoo Chile” by Jimi Hendrix blasts as the entire crowd erupts in glorious cheers. Xander stops mid sentence for a second…a shocked look appears on his face. Xander quickly shakes his head and turns from shocked to anger as out steps Dr. Angelo D’angelo waving his hands in the air. Finally out steps The Visual Prophet with a smile on his face as he tilts his head and stares at Xander Payne from the stage.)

Stew-O: Team Dynasty captain, The Visual Prophet is here!

Flannery McCoy: I think Xander Payne just awoke a sleeping giant. Literally.

Jake Mercer: This is a very interesting situation now!

Stew-O: The founder of The Visual Prophet Leadership Academy in Detroit, Michigan proved his leadership qualities to be among the best ever as he helped guide and lead Interwire Champion Andre Walker and SOSA Henderson to a huge win over Team Voltage’s New Eden and an Impact led Team Showdown that featured Lethal Consequences and Theron Nikolas!

(Viz and D’Angelo enter the ring after walking briskly down the ramp. The fans are going nuts as Viz and Angelo are given microphones. Xander is unamused as he stares a hole in both men as Viz’s music fades out.)

The Visual Prophet: Sup, fat ass.

Crowd: :mjlol:

Xander Payne: …No.

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: No? No, what?

Xander Payne: …NO.

The Visual Prophet: Yes no? No, yes?

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: No No? Yes yes?

Xander Payne: …NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: I know this chunky albino monkey white boy is not yelling at us…

The Visual Prophet: I think he is, Angelo.

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: We might have to stomp this CAUCASOID crustacean into the earth, my beloved brother Viz.

The Visual Prophet: You might be right my beloved brother Gelo. Ball up that fist Xander and get ready to fight back because we fin-

Xander Payne: You people touch me and I’ll have you thrown in the closet Welsh jail to this damn arena!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: YOU PEOPLE!?!? YOU PEEEEEEPOOOLLLL!!!???? Are you out your rabbit munching, phallic loving mind?!

The Visual Prophet: See. Now you done got him started, Xanny. 

Xander Payne: Wait, what?

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: YOU PEOPLE!? You pickle finger, vienna sausage penis having Canadian CAC! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SAY THAT TO TWO ETHNICALLY EXTRAORDINARY ELONGATED ELITISTS! YOU ABOUT TO MAKE ME GO JESSE JACKSON ON YOUR FAT ASS, SON!

Xander Payne: Woah, now. First off…you are not an elitist. You are just this goofy idiot’s manager…or friend…or butt buddy. I frankly have no clue or idea what you actually do, Angelo. I don’t believe you are an actual doctor, I don’t think you are remotely intelligent, and I am SHOCKED to the fact that you have managed to be on EAW’s payroll this year. You are a waste of space and are clearly a leech to this faded star that is Jeffrey Michael Rogers.

The Visual Prophet: Faded star, huh?

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Welp. Now you done got him started, Xannu.

Xander Payne: Xannu? Wha-

The Visual Prophet: Look, I’m not going to act like you haven’t been doing your thing, Xantrex. You are a big star now. You got the belt that I held AMAZINGLY during a global pandemic in 2020 and you have held the title for a good amount of time. You are truly a big star, Xander Payne. No matter what I, Angelo, these fans, television ratings, crowd sizes, merch sales, or any actual metric that exists says to contrast that. Xander Payne is a very big star.

Xander Payne: Oh. You came out here to acknowledge my greatness and help celebrate my title defense? 182 days is cool, right? Call me a big star again, Jeffrey.

The Visual Prophet: Wait, let me clarify. You aren’t like…a BIG star. Me? I’m a big star. Belt or no belt. Big time star. SOSA? Big star. Andre Walker post Territorial Invasion? Big Star. Even a post TI Andrea Valentine? She’s a pretty big star. You are like a literal BIG star. Like when circuses used to travel the country and put on display “The World’s FATTEST man”. You like that kind of star. Like a BIG big star. Like huge. Weight wise. Like metric tons or pounds or 

Xander Payne: Jesus Christ…you came out here just to make more TIRED fat jokes, Jeffrey? REALLY? I should strike you and your funky hype man down right now but…the champ has bigger tasks tonight to deal with. Namely Terry Chambers. I can’t go around wasting my time beating up comedians like you. 

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Comedian? Wanna know something funny? You. You are funny, Xander. Wanna hear a joke? Your claim to being the best. That’s hilarious to us. I know it’s hilarious to these fans. Wanna know WHY we came out here? Huh? It’s because while you were parading like a true paper weight champion in my opinion, THIS man was showing you and everyone else what a REAL STAR looks like as he headlined Territorial Invasion as Team Captain for Dynasty and he DEFEATED 4 former World Champions and one current one. This comedian was also PROMISED a favor from your general manager StarrStan based on how well he performed as Team Captain. That promise was coming whether he won the match or not but he won it CONVINCINGLY! Wanna know what the promise was? Did you forget that episode of Dynasty? Probably did but here’s a quick reminder. Hey cameraman. Come zoom in on me like you did chubbsy wubbsy!

(The camera zooms in on Angelo as he smiles ear to ear.)

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: HE WAS GUARANTEED A WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP SHOT!

(The crowd goes wild as the cameraman backs up. Xander rolls his eyes as he takes a step back and leans against the ring ropes.)

The Visual Prophet: Litty 2 Titty. :mjlol: StarrStan wanted that effort? I gave him and this show EVERYTHING I had. They wanted that “Old” Viz and I don’t really get what that bull shit means but…they got whatever it is they needed from me at TI. Now, I’m no big city lawyer…but I’m 1000% sure that me and StarrStan got ourselves a verbal contract. One that I’ll do the honors and put a date to right here and right now. House of Glass, folks. Xander Payne aka The World Heaviest GOD…puts that belt on his shoulder on the line…against…

(Dr. Angelo smiles as Viz gets right in Xander Payne’s face.)

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: THE FOUNDER OF THE VISUAL PROPHET LEADERSHIP ACADEMY…HOME OF HUNDRED BEAUTIFUL, SMART, AND AMAZING AFRICAN AMERICAN CHILDREN…TEAM CAPTAIN OF TEAM DYNASTY…THE 2020 KING OF ELITE…YOUR FORMER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP-YUNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAH! 

Dr. Angelo D’angelo: …The Visual Prophet. 

The Visual Prophet: Sincerely yours…XOXO

Xander Payne: Cute. that’s all I hear. Jokes. That’s all I see. Fine. you want to be next up? Go right ahead. Embark on this fruitless journey and see what happens. Spoiler Alert; You are GOING to lose. Another casualty to the World Heavyweight GOD! Another one bites the dust I guest. Ha!

(Viz gets right into the side of Xander Payne’s ear as Payne tenses up)

The Visual Prophet: You aren’t funny and you are very fat. GG tho.

(Viz blows air in Xander’s ear like Lance Stephanson did Lebron James many years ago as “Voodoo Chile” plays again and the arena erupts once more.)

Stew-O: You wanna make history? You got to go through The Visual Prophet! Xander Payne looks to shatter the glass ceiling above him but it could be unbreakable glass if Viz has anything to say about it!

Flannery McCoy: I’m shocked but not really. I think we all knew in the back of our minds that Viz was lurking and waiting for a moment to strike and he’s taking his chance at House of Glass.

Jake Mercer: I think Xander’s fine. He’s good. He’s great, even. But…Viz IS Viz. Like, that’s Viz, man. Like…he is The Visual Prophet. V to the Izzo! If Viz is who Viz is, Viz is well…VIZ! You understand?

(The scene ends as Viz and Angelo slowly leave the ring as Xander Payne is seen snarling and staring daggers into his future opponent.)

(The camera fades into a commercial for the new Netflix original film “Escape Prophetic Visions,” starring The Visual Prophet & Drake King.)

(Dynasty comes back from commercial break to the ring where Stephie Love is seen at the center of the ring with a smile on her face, holding a microphone in her hand before she begins to speak from there.)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

(‘Written in The Hellfire’ blasts through the speakers of the arena to the loud boos of the crowd upon seeing Black Shamrock making his way out to the stage with a serious expression on his face and a cold look. He spreads his arms out while the crowd continues to boo louder for him, he closes his eyes, completely blocking them out, before he makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring, seemingly ready for the battle at hand tonight.)

Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Dublin, Ireland… weighing in at 267 pounds… THE BAD LAD… BLACK SHAMROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Two weeks ago at Territorial Invasion, Black Shamrock fell in defeat in the male’s Divide & Conquer match. Since then, he’s changed his attitude and developed himself from there, improving his game and coming in with a whole different mentality since then. We’ll see how that translates into a match situation.

Jake Mercer: :roman: I don’t know if you’ve been living under a rock or not, Stew. But this man hasn’t gotten a single win since his debut, I don’t think he can do it, I don’t think he’s ready for Elite Answers Wrestling. But you know what? Whatever the hell you say, whatever the hell you say man…

(‘Everywhere’ by Chloe X Halle then blasts through the speakers of the arena where Khorri Daniels is seen with a smirk on her face and a mixed reaction that follows. She poses at the center of the stage before taking a twirl around, focusing her attention on the ring with a cold expression on her face immediately. She nods her head slowly, beginning to make her way down the ramp and towards the ring with a fierce expression on her face, looking ready to get down to business immediately.)

Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Chicago, Illinois… weighing in at 115 pounds… THE MOMENT… KHORRI DANIELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Well as for Khorri, it’s been one rocky start for her here in the Land of Elite. She got off to a great start getting a victory over Seth Osiris, but in the end, everything went south from there. Though she’s coming out ready for a battle tonight, who knows how this match will turn out for her :lupe:. If I was her, I’d be ready than ever and putting her best foot forward in order to make sure that she gets back on track here on Friday Night Dynasty.

Jake Mercer: You know, now that I’m looking at the competition, I don’t think I’m going to count Black Shamrock out of winning this match :yikes:.

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: And here we go, this match is underway- WOAH! BLACK SHAMROCK IMMEDIATELY RUNNING FORWARD AND CAVING KHORRI’S SKULL IN! DROPPING HIM DOWN WITH HIS FINISHING ‘BSK!’ THE BICYCLE KICK DROPS KHORRI DOWN TO THE GROUND AS BLACK SHAMROCK DOESN’T SEEM SO CONTENT ON WAITING FOR KHORRI TO EVEN GET BRACED FOR WHAT WAS TO COME! 

Flannery McCoy: But wait! Black Shamrock went for the ‘BSK,’ but Khorri managed to duck under that and dodge out of the way before he could finish her! Black Shamrock definitely was not expecting that, falling against the corner and turning around on his heels trying to get back into this match! But Khorri is immediately beginning to unload punch after punch towards his face! Black Shamrock is trying to block as best as he can, but Khorri is firing on all cylinders, beginning to send boots towards his abdomen now!

Jake Mercer: Khorri stopping her assault for the moment, grabbing him by his arm before sending him towards the opposite pairs of turnbuckle padding with an Irish whip! KHORRI RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A RUNNING UPPERCUT TOWARDS HIM IN THE CORNER! BUT BLACK SHAMROCK POPS OUT OF IT AND CONNECTS WITH A BRUTAL LARIAT TO TAKE KHORRI DOWN TO THE GROUND! Black Shamrock looks absolutely furious now, GRABBING HER BY HER HEAD BEFORE LIFTING HER UP AND DROPPING HER DOWN WITH A QUICK SNAP SUPLEX!

Stew-O: Khorri is down on the ground in a world of hurt while Black Shamrock is pacing around, looking like he’s absolutely fuming at the moment. Black Shamrock grabbing Khorri by her hair before yanking her up to her feet, ONCE AGAIN POPPING HER OFF THE GROUND AND DROPPING HER ONTO HER HEAD WITH A BRAINBUSTER! BLACK SHAMROCK DROPPING DOWN TO THE GROUND AND HOOKING THE LEG FOR A PIN ATTEMPT! COULD THIS BE IT?!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

Flannery McCoy: BUT KHORRI MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO!

Jake Mercer: Khorri surely had to be a tougher challenge than Black Shamrock anticipated, but that seems to be fine by him. Black Shamrock is slowly beginning to rise up to his feet, shaking off the anguish from the early attack courtesy of Khorri Daniels. Black Shamrock grabbing Khorri once again by her hair before bringing her back up to her feet looking to continue the onslaught, BLACK SHAMROCK LIFTING KHORRI OFF THE GROUND GOING FOR A PENDULUM BACKBREAKER TO COMPLETELY SNAP HER IN HALF!

Stew-O: But Khorri manages to surprisingly escape out of that and land on her feet behind him, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A HARD FOREARM SMASH TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! Black Shamrock is stunned for the moment, gripping his head while he falls against the ropes, meanwhile Khorri sees this as an opportunity to capitalize! KHORRI RUNNING FORWARD LOOKING TO SEND BLACK SHAMROCK OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE!

Flannery McCoy: Black Shamrock is down on the outside as he falls against the barricade, he’s definitely feeling the hurt at the moment and Khorri is looking to keep it up as she rolls out of the ring. KHORRI GRABBING BLACK SHAMROCK BY THE HEAD BEFORE LEAPING OFF THE APRON AND DROPPING HER DOWN ONTO HER HEAD WITH A TORNADO DDT! WHAT A MOVE BY KHORRI TO GET THE MOMENTUM BACK IN HER CORNER!

Jake Mercer: Khorri is getting up to her feet now, grabbing Black Shamrock by his head and wasting zero time rolling him back into the ring. Khorri jumping up onto the apron now, running towards the turnbuckles and beginning to climb up to the top rope, BEFORE LAUNCHING OFF THE TOP AND CONNECTING WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK TOWARDS THE CHEST OF BLACK SHAMROCK TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND ONCE MORE! KHORRI GOING FOR A PIN ATTEMPT THIS TIME!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

Stew-O: BUT THIS TIME IT’S BLACK SHAMROCK THAT KICKS OUT AT TWO! SO CLOSE! BUT NOT CLOSE ENOUGH TO KEEP THE BAD LAD DOWN!

Flannery McCoy: Khorri is stumbling back up to her feet, grabbing her gut in pain while trying to shake off the pain that has been inflicted on her courtesy of Black Shamrock while she falls into the corner. Khorri is patiently waiting for Black Shamrock to get back up to his feet, which he slowly does, trying to get up and fight through all the agony. KHORRI RUNNING FORWARD AND LOOKING TO LEAP INTO THE AIR AND TAKE BLACK SHAMROCK DOWN WITH A SWIFT FLATLINER!

Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S BLACK SHAMROCK THAT MANAGES TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HER RUNNING RIGHT TOWARDS HIM! BLACK SHAMROCK LIFTING KHORRI UP BEFORE DROPPING HER DOWN WITH HIGH CROSS! THE RAZOR EDGE POWERBOMB CONNECTS AS BLACK SHAMROCK HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!

TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE-

Stew-O: BUT KHORRI MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP JUST IN TIME! CONTRARY TO BELIEF, THIS MATCH IS STILL ON!

Flannery McCoy: Black Shamrock is right back up to his feet, a shot of adrenaline coursing through his veins while he falls into the corner. Black Shamrock beating his chest with a pissed off look on his face, while Khorri stumbles up to her feet not even knowing where she is at the moment! Black Shamrock lies in wait, BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD GOING FOR ANOTHER ATTEMPT AT THE BSK! BICYCLE KICK TO THE FACE OF KHORRI DANIELS!

Jake Mercer: BUT KHORRI MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER IT AND GRAB BLACK SHAMROCK BY HIS ARM BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN WITH A SWIFT ARM DRAG! Black Shamrock is dropped down but it’s Khorri that manages to grab Black Shamrock by his arm, BEFORE LOOKING TO DROP HIM DOWN INTO KONCLUSIONS! THE FISHERMAN DRIVER!

Stew-O: BUT BLACK SHAMROCK ESCAPES IT! FINDING HIMSELF BEHIND KHORRI, BEFORE DROPPING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH GUNSLINGER! THE SWINGING SIDE SLAM DROPS KHORRI DANIELS DOWN TO THE GROUND! BLACK SHAMROCK COULD GO FOR THE PIN RIGHT NOW! BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HE ISN’T DONE!

Flannery McCoy: PINT SPIKE! BLACK SHAMROCK DRIVES HIS THUMB AGAINST THE WINDPIPE OF KHORRI DANIELS AS SHE COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE GROUND! BLACK SHAMROCK DROPPING DOWN AND HOOKING THE LEG! COULD THIS BE THE END OF THE MATCH RIGHT HERE?!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(‘Written in The Hellfire’ plays up to thunderous boos while Black Shamrock pops up to his feet and gets his hand raised in victory with a big smirk on his face while he basks in the negative reaction that the crowd is giving him. He makes his way up to the top rope, slamming the ringpost, before spreading his arms out with an arrogant mannerism to it.)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner… BLACK SHAMROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: THE BOYHOOD DREAM! THE BOYHOOD DREAM HAS COME TRUE! BLACK SHAMROCK JUST GOT HIS FIRST VICTORY IN EAW!


Rich Russillo: What a match that we’ve just seen! Both of these competitors laid it all on the line for this match, but in the end, it was Black Shamrock that managed to pull through and get the victory. Absolutely commendable effort by Khorri, but in the end it just wasn’t enough to escape the wrath of The Bad Lad! Congratulations to Black Shamrock!

(A commercial is shown for the Dynasty exclusive Free-Per-View: House of Glass, live in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania on October 23rd!)

(Friday Night Dynasty’s broadcast continues with the scene heading over into the backstage interview area, where the camera comes upon Michael Belfort, who holds a microphone as he stands in front of a monitor that sports the Dynasty logo!)

Michael Belfort: We’re coming off the heels of an amazing Territorial Invasion FPV and a second Clash of Kingdoms event, where neither show left fans disappointed as the action was astounding! But as always, things must go on and while there’s so much to look forward to, such as Dynasty’s next FPV House of Glass, we’re still going to take the moment to reflect on these past two weeks. There’s plenty to be said about how both events turned out, but here with me now to give me their thoughts on what went down at Territorial Invasion: the Unified Tag Team Champions, Xavier Williams and Harlow Reichert!

(Stepping into the frame to be seen are, in fact, the Unified Tag Team Champions with the both of them standing on the same side of the screen. The Championships that they hold are over their shoulders, and both Harlow and Xavier both look at Michael with him wearing a much more welcoming smile.)

Michael Belfort: At Territorial Invasion, we saw the two of you defend those Championships in a match against Candice Blair and Danny Tanner that some people might’ve thought to be unpredictable at one point-

(Xavier puts his hand up to silence Michael, not needing him to continue any further and from the expressions on Xavier’s and Harlow’s faces, they didn’t need him to speak anymore on the subject.)

Xavier Williams: I’m sorry, did you say unpredictable?

Harlow Reichert: Don’t get me wrong, we’re always looking forward to defending our Tag Team Championships and proving why we’re the best tag team, but what happened at Territorial Invasion was hardly unpredictable. I mean, how else could anyone have expected that match to go? Candice Blair, she tried, sure, and I’m sure it’s appreciated that she’d try to do some charity work in trying to drag Danny Tanner to Championship gold here in EAW as if that’s what she should really be spending her time doing – but Xavier and I were always going to successfully defend these titles.

Xavier Williams: To try to spin it any other way would be a slap in our faces; they weren’t going to be the challenge that Candice’s fans or anyone else would try to make them out to be. That team? Hardly a team considering how they ended up together compared to the two of us, who’ve been doing everything possible to raise the prestige and the prominence of these Championships after all we went through last season to get them. Territorial Invasion? It went exactly as planned – easy come, easy go – and to no surprise whatsoever, your reigning Tag Team Champions came out on top.

Michael Belfort: Well, to be fair to Danny and Candice, some people might’ve thought that they would have a chance after Danny pinned Harlow in Voltage in that impromptu match-up.

(Harlow has to take a moment, stopping and taking a breath before rolling her eyes in annoyance before looking frustrated upon finding that the microphone was thrust in her face by Michael who was looking for a response.)

Harlow Reichert: But look at what happened, Michael, because what really happened was that they went and got their hopes up, setting Danny up to truthfully go on continuing to be the disappointment that so many people know him as. On one hand, I guess no one can really blame them for thinking that maybe they’d somehow pull off that kind of miracle on a bigger scale, but on the other, Candice Blair has been around long enough and experienced plenty in this business to know better. As if I would ever let myself make the same mistake against someone like Danny twice, and with our Championships on the line? No way was that happening, and she had to have known that, too. I honestly believe that even she knew that she was going to go into Territorial Invasion fighting a losing battle – everyone else knew it was going to be like that and that was just from the outside looking in. Neither of them wanted to face the reality of the situation for whatever reason, and in the end, they didn’t get their hands on our Championships – not that they were ever going to.

Xavier Williams: That said, they’re in our rearview now and we’re focused on facing off against some actual competition as our reign continues. We can’t be out here continuously dealing with the likes of Danny Tanner, as if that should be representative of who we are as Champions or competitors. We’re far better than that, way better than having to go walking into situations like that against a team like that – sure we went ahead with the match but we weren’t going to be left to rot on the sidelines, even if StarrStan would’ve been perfectly with that it seems. Not only do we deserve better than that but so do these Tag Team Championships, so does our Tag Team Division – but it’s still going to be us at the top and continuing to raise the bar for anyone that wants to think of coming our way and trying to take what belongs to us.

Michael Belfort: With that said then, what’s next for the two of you? There’s got to be some other team out there looking for their shot or considering wanting to step up to the plate.

(Michael leans the microphone back out in the duo’s direction, but doesn’t get an immediate response. Harlow and Xavier instead look to one another, shrugging before looking back to the interviewer.)

Xavier Williams: Honestly, we can’t even be sure. I mean, who the hell knows what StarrStan could have planned for us next? The two of us know he doesn’t give a damn about the Tag Team Division unless he’s forced to and even then, he’ll just go pulling the first idea he gets out his ass and calling it one of the best decisions he could’ve made in regards to us and our Championships as we go forward. Sure, he’ll boast here and there about housing the Tag Team Champions on his brand among all his other Champions, but can anyone honestly say it’s a priority for him? It’s not a situation we’d like to be in, but that’s also why we have no problem seeking out the competition ourselves and putting them in the position of putting them to the test against the best there is. Whether we’re seeking them out or they’re coming to us, Harlow and I are always ready to remind everyone why our team is made up of two individuals who aren’t afraid of embracing how good we are and then taking that out on the people we get into the ring with to make our statements to the world.

Harlow Reichert: It might sound like we have to find ourselves back at square one in dealing with Starr, having to push and demand for our voices to be heard in order to get a challenge for us – and while what we got for Territorial Invasion wasn’t something for either of us to all that thrilled about, we still dealt with them as needed. Danny wasn’t ready for the spotlight that comes with being a Champion or being in EAW and because of that, Candice might as well have been fighting with one arm tied behind her back. But the thing about that even, was the question of what was next and to come after that? There’s no denying that the Tag Team Division is bare and there’s no telling who’s going to want to step up next. But what I can say is that we know no matter how much we rightfully make our demands, it just seems like what’s waiting is disappointment in waiting to see if StarrStan is going to do anything about who we’re supposed to be up against after everything.

(Harlow shakes her head and the frustration on her face is evident, with Xavier standing beside her looking just as unenthused with the situation.)

Xavier Williams: It’s beyond frustrating to even be standing here discussing things like this – knowing StarrStan is so lackadaisical about the Tag Team Division and its Champions – but that’s the way things are, Michael. But make no mistake about it, even if StarrStan doesn’t find a challenge for us, then we most certainly will and we’ll be seen defending our Tag Team Championships at House of Glass. One way or another, that’ll be what happens and we’ll make our own way onto the card if we’ve got to; fighting for what we’ve got isn’t anything new to us and we’ll keep fighting for everything we know that the two of us deserve.

(Michael pulls the microphone back and thanks them for joining him for the interview, the two of them turning away from Michael only to come face to face with Ximena Velasquez and Sierra! The four Elitists stare each other down, with Xavier and Harlow clearly expecting for Ximena and Sierra to do or say something, but the two women merely look from the Champions and then to each other with unimpressed expressions.)

Harlow Reichet: Uh, can we help you two with something?

(Ximena looks to the Tag Team Champions and scoffs before she and Sierra budge right past them, knocking their shoulders as they push their way through the two Champions to continue on their way! Xavier and Harlow shake their heads at the blatant disrespect as Sierra and Ximena don’t even bother to look back, the Champions left to head in the opposite direction with Harlow rolling her eyes as she and Xavier walk off from the scene as it fades out.)

(Friday Night Dynasty then fades back into the Motorpoint Arena as Stephie Love is seen with a smile on her face and a microphone in her hand as she begins to speak.)

Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

(‘Flawless’ by Mega Drive starts playing through the speakers, as the crowd reacts with a mixed reaction. Lisa Wren immediately makes her way out to the stage with a serious expression on her face, crossing her arms while behind her, Kensi makes her way out as well with a smile on her face.  Both of them look at one another before Lisa makes her way down the ramp and towards the ring from there.)

Stephie Love: Making her way to the ring, accompanied by KENSI!!!!!!!!!! From British Columbia, Canada, weighing in at one hundred and thirty pounds… LISSSAAAAAAA!!!! WRRRREEEEEENNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Here comes Lisa Wren who just three weeks prior to her appearance tonight, was injured at the hands of the Voltage team for the Women’s Divide & Conquer match at Clash of Kingdoms 2. That injury forced her to sit on the shelves for Kuwait, but now she’s back, and I think she’s back with a vengeance. 

Stew-O: I don’t think she’s going to be so light tonight against a certain Maxamillion Maxwell who she is up against tonight. She’s looking to make a statement and show, even off of injury, that she is not someone to be messed with whatsoever. 

(Life’s On The Line’ by 50 Cent replaces ‘Flawless,’ as Maxamillion Maxwell steps into the stage, gaining the loud boos from the crowd. He spreads his arms out with an arrogant smirk on his face as he takes a spin around on the stage, embracing the negative reaction that he’s getting. He takes a moment, before ultimately, he continues his way down to the ring.)

Stephie Love: And her opponent, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at two hundred and sixty five pounds… ‘BIG MONEY,’ MAXAAAMILLLLIIOOOONNNN!!!! MAAAXXXWELLLLLLL!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: Well Maxamillion Maxwell was in action during the go-home show for Territorial Invasion and Clash of Kingdoms, and seeing as this week and that week are two long gaps between one another, you’d assume that he’d be amped up to get back into the ring. But unfortunately he didn’t say anything this week. Why? Who knows. 

(DING! DING! DING!) 

Stew-O: Here is the bell! We are now underway- MAXAMILLION MAXWELL WASTES NOT TIME, RUNNING AT LISA WREN CONNECTING WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE! Lisa Wren gets up, leaning on the corner, before Maxamillion punches her in the face! Punch! Punch! Punch! Punch! Punch-

Flannery McCoy: But Lisa Wren ducks underneath, as she clotheslines Maxamillion into the corner! She lifts him up on her shoulders, putting him on the corner in a Tree of Woe position, as she kicks him hard in the face!

Jake Mercer: Maxamillion falls off the corner. Lisa Wren gets him back up to his feet, connecting with a Butterfly Suplex! Though, she’s not done yet! She starts climbing the top rope… LISA WREN WITH THE ELBOW DROP TO MAXAMILLION MAXWELL! LISA WITH THE EARLY COVER!! 

ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! 

TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 

Stew-O: And Maxamillion with the kick out! Lisa Wren starts picking him up- But Maxamillion chops her in the chest! Chop by Lisa! Chop by Maxwell! Chop by Lisa? Chop by Maxwell! Chop by Lisa! Chop by Maxwell! Chop by Lisa- Maxamillion ducks underneath, running off the ropes! Maxamillion connects with a Big Boot! 

Flannery McCoy: Maxamillion gets up Lisa, lifting her up in a Powerslam position, BEFORE SHE CAN LAND BEHIND HIM! LISA WREN WITH THE SCHOOL BOY ROLL-UP!!!

ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! 

TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

THHHRRRRR-

Jake Mercer: Maxamillion kicks out! Both competitors get back up to their feet fast, Lisa Wren lifts Maxamillion up in an Electric Chair position… LISA WITH THE SPINNING SEATED POWERBOMB!!! Lisa gets up, as she runs towards the ropes, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A HANDSPRING MOONSAULT TO MAXWELL! 

Stew-O: Lisa hoists Maxamillion to his feet, Lisa with the Pumphandle Rib Breaker! She immediately gets him up again, as she throws him out of the ring. Lisa runs off the ropes, LISA WITH THE SUICIDE DIVE- BUT MAXWELL MOVES LEFTWARDS, MAKING LISA HIT THE BARRICADE! MAXAMILLION SLIDES BACK INSIDE THE RING, AS HE IMMEDIATELY RUNS OFF THE ROPES, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SUICIDE TORNADO DDT TO LISA!

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! 

Flannery McCoy: Maxamillion gets back up to his feet, as he picks up Lisa. He throws her inside the ring, he then slides in the ring- but Lisa Wren stomps his hand before he could even roll his body inside the ring! Lisa grabs him in the middle of the ring, as she picks him up, LISA WITH THE NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! She immediately stands beside him… BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!! 

Jake Mercer: Lisa starts climbing the top rope, LISA CONNECTS WITH A FROG SPLASH- NO!! MAXAMILLION GETS THE KNEES UP!!! Maxamillion gets back up to his feet, as Lisa starts getting up holding her stomach in pain, Maxamillion hits a High Dropkick to Lisa! Maxamillion starts climbing the top rope, MAXWELL CONNECTS WITH A ELBOW DROP! MAXWELL IS LOOKING FOR FOR THE WIN, PINNING LISA! 

ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! 

TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! 

THHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEE-

Stew-O: And Lisa gets the shoulder up! Maxwell starts getting up looking at her with an angry face, as he picks her up, getting her in a Brainbuster position. MAXAMILLION WITH THE KNEECAP BRAINBUSTER- BUT LISA REFUSES TO TAKE THE SHOT! SHE LANDS BEHIND MAXWELL, AS SHE PUSHES HIM TOWARDS THE ROPES! Maxamillion rebounds running at Lisa, before Lisa can connect with a Flapjack! 

Flannery McCoy: Lisa jumps on the second rope springboarding… SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT TO MAXWELL!!!!! She ain’t done yet, as she rolls onto the apron, BUT MAXAMILLION SUDDENLY GETS UP FAST, AS HE GETS ON THE APRON IN FRONT OF LISA! Lisa punches him- No! Maxwell dodges! MAXAMILLION MAXWELL WITH THE APRON DDT TO LISA WREN!!!!!

Jake Mercer: Lisa Wren falls outside the ring, as Maxamillion is still standing on the apron. He connects with a Splash to Lisa on the ringside! Maxamillion gets up as he turns, taunting the crowd, having a smirk on his face. Maxamillion Maxwell gains the loud boos from the crowd- BUT LISA JUMPS ON HIS SHOULDERS SUDDENLY FROM BEHIND… REVERSE HURRICANRANA!!!! 

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! 

Stew-O: Lisa gets up, as she slides back inside the ring. She is waiting for Maxamillion to roll back inside the ring. Maxamillion starts getting up with the help of the barricade, but he wisely doesn’t seem to do so. The mad expression is clear on Lisa Wren’s face. She nods, as she starts running off the ropes rebounding, SUICIDE DIVE TO MAXAMILLION MAXWELL- No! Maxamillion forearms her head hard before she could even manage to fly outside the ring! Lisa Wren fails to connect the Suicide Dive for the second time! Lisa backs off in the ring, as Maxamillion gets on the apron. HE SLINGSHOTS INTO THE RING, CONNECTING WITH A SUN-SET FLIP POWERBOMB TO LISA WREN!!!! MAXAMILLION WITH THE COVER!! COULD THIS BE IT? 

ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! 

TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! 

THHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE-

Flannery McCoy: LISA KICKS OUT!!! Maxamillion looks shocked, as he pins Lisa again!

ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! 

TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO-

Flannery McCoy: Lisa with the fast kick out! Maxamillion goes for the third pin- BUT LISA ROLLS HIM UP! SHE GETS HIM IN A CROSSFACE POSITION BEFORE THE REFEREE COULD EVEN START THE COUNT!!! MAXAMILLION IS IN PAIN! HE TRIES TO CRAWL TO THE ROPES BUT FAILS, AS LISA ROLLS HIM BACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, WHILE SHE STILL HAS IT IN! WILL MAXAMILLION TAP OUT? 

Jake Mercer: No, Flannery, Maxamillion frees up himself, as he throws Lisa off! Both competitors get back up to their feet, BUT LISA RUNS AT MAXAMILLION WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE- Maxamillion ducks underneath, as Lisa turns, while Maxamillion springboards off the ropes, BEFORE HE COULD CONNECT WITH ‘THE PICKPOCKET!!!!!!’ THE SPRINGBOARD PELÉ KICK TO LISA CONNECTS!!! MAXAMILLION HOOKS THE LEG!!

ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! 

TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! 

THHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! 

Flannery McCoy: LISA WREN KICKS OUT!!!! SHE GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!! Maxamillion hits the mat looking mad, as he can’t believe what just happened. Maxamillion Maxwell backs off to the corner, waiting for Lisa to get up. Lisa starts getting up to her knees in pain, BEFORE MAXAMILLION COULD RUN AND CONNECT WITH A ‘PAYDAY!!’ THE RUNNING KNEE TO LISA!!!! 

Stew-O: He is not done yet, as he picks her up, lifting her up. What is he looking for? MAXAMILLION MAXWELL WITH THE ‘MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE’ TO LISA WREN!!!!!!! THE BRAINBUSTER DDT CONNECTS- 

Jake Mercer: NO! LISA LANDS BEHIND MAXAMILLION!! SHE PUSHES HIM FORWARDS, AS HE TURNS TO HER… LISA WREN WITH THE SWINGING RELEASE FISHERMAN SUPLEX!!!! LISA FALLS ONTO THE COVER!!!! WILL LISA WREN BE ABLE TO PIN MAXAMILLION MAXWELL AND WIN THIS ONE?!?!

ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! 

TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! 

THHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! 

(DING! DING! DING!) 

(‘Flawless’ by Mega Drive starts playing again through the speakers, as Lisa Wren rolls off Maxamillion Maxwell and gets her hand raised in victory by the referee.)

Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… LISSSAAAAAAA!!!!!! WRRRREEEEENNNNNNN!!!!!!!

Stew-O: What a victory for Lisa Wren here tonight! What a match we were able to witness!

Flannery McCoy: Maxamillion Maxwell did give some offense too, but it wasn’t enough to take down a solid Lisa Wren!

Jake Mercer: A win is a win, and a loss is a loss. And tonight, Lisa Wren was just the better individual. Congratulations to Lisa Wren.

(Lisa Wren is seen celebrating. From there, Dynasty fades to elsewhere.)

(A commercial is seen for Sky Zone, starring Andre Walker.)

(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)

Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for….

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

(‘Bow Down’ by I Prevail hits as Seth Osiris makes his way out to the stage with a nonchalant expression on his face. He doesn’t waste time with any theatrics as the crowd showers him in a negative reaction, he then begins to make his way down the ramp and to the ring.)

Stephie Love: Introducing first from the Swamps of Louisiana weighing in at 212 pounds he is SETH OSIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIS!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: This guy is so quiet all the time. I just don’t know what to think about him.

Stew-O: He is very mysterious. He hasn’t said a word in EAW for over a month so it is a mystery what he may or may not be up to.

Jake Mercer: I expect great things from him. The silent types are always the most violent types.

(‘The Triumph of King Freak (A Crypt of Preservation and Superstition’) by Rob Zombie hits as Solomon Stane makes his way out to the stage with fire shooting out from the stage behind him. He’s sinisterly laughing while the fire continues to shoot out, a wicked smirk on his face while he makes his way down the ramp and headed towards the ring.)

Stephie Love: And his opponent from Las Vegas, Nevada weighing in at 300 pounds he is The Soldier of Sanity… SOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMON STANEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!11

Flannery McCoy: Holy shit this guy is insane. I don’t feel safe.

Jake Mercer: I will protect you.

Flannery McCoy: NO! I FEEL LESS SAFE NOW!

Stew-O: This guy is on a rampage and I would not want to be Seth Osiris right now because I would be scurred of getting my shit rocked up in here.

(DING! DING! DING!)

Flannery McCoy: We are underway as the big man Solomon Stane immediately drops Seth Osiris with a running Clothesline causing him to flip out of control and land on the back of his neck in the ring. RIP in peace. But Stane is not done yet. He runs off the ropes and leaps landing on top of Osiris with a Running Splash to the back. Stane is one bad motherfucker as he waits for Osiris to get back up and extends his hand as a show of respect. Well maybe he isn’t so bad after all… No actually he is! Stane yanks the arm of Osiris pulling him in for a Swinging Side Slam! The cover! No actually it looks like Stane wants to do more damage. Stane yanks Osiris back up and tosses him into the corner, bullying him as he chokes him out but the referee forces him away. Osiris looks like his life just flashed before his eyes there as he slowly makes his way back into the ring to lock up with Stane once more.

Stew-O: But Solomon Stane just shoves Seth Osiris away from him as Osiris goes flying, landing on his back and rolling back up to his feet. Gotta give Osiris credit as he is back up to lock up with Stane once more. He tries to get Stane into a headlock but Stane easily shoves him off towards the ropes. Osiris runs back but Stane knocks him down with a hard Shoulder Block which nearly tossed him up and out of the ring. What a madman. Stane yells at Osiris if that is all he’s got as Osiris gets back up to lock up once more. But this time Stane is the one who puts Osiris in the headlock and I don’t think that Osiris has the same strength to shove him away. Or wait! Maybe I was wrong! Maybe this kid is stronger than he looks! He manages to shove Stane away from him with the big man staggering back up against the ropes.

Jake Mercer: But Solomon Stane comes charging back in like a motherfucker knocking down Seth Osiris with a leaping Big Boot taking his head off! No! Seth Osiris ducks under it! Solomon lands on his feet but Osiris grabs him and takes him down with an arm drag. Stane rolls through back up to his feet against the ropes. Osiris comes charging in… But Stane grabs him by the neck!! HE THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A DEVASTATING CHOKESLAM!!! Stane then goes out to the apron and leaps off with a thunderous splash crushing his opponent on the outside mat! Stane tosses his deceased opponent back into the ring and pulls him up… SNAP DDT drops him on his head!!! The cover!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Flannery McCoy: Somehow someway Seth Osiris gets the shoulder up! The match shall continue! Solomon Stane hits Seth Osiris with a hard uppercut to the neck as Osiris runs off the ropes flooring him. Then he drops an elbow for good measure. That was a real heavy elbow there. Possibly popped a lung or some shit. Now it looks like Stane is pissed off as he makes his way over to the corner and with his teeth rips the top turnbuckle pad off. Come on Stane, this is too far! You are going to hurt poor Osiris with that! Osiris back up as Stane connects with a series of punches in the opposite corner to the one that he just exposed with certainly devious intentions. The referee has yet to notice such is Stane’s level of sneakiness. Osiris now asks for a time out but Stane just laughs at him as he approaches looking down upon his prey. Stane slaps the shit out of Osiris and then whips him towards the exposed turnbuckle pad in the corner! But Stane stops in time! He turns around as Osiris goes in for a leaping Dropkick! Stane is shoved back against the ropes but he bounces back and jumps into the air taking down Osiris with a Spinning DDT! Damn I didn’t know Stane could jump that high!!!

Stew-O: Solomon Stane puts his hand around the neck of Seth Osiris and begins to choke the life out of him. Osiris is coughing and hacking as the referee warns Stane to follow the rules. Stane yanks Osiris up while palming his head and begins hammering away at him in the corner. Stane just toying with his opponent now as he whips him hard into the opposite turnbuckle! But Osiris reverses!! Stane goes back first into the exposed turnbuckle! Stane yells out in pain holding his back as he steps forward. Seth Osiris rolls Stane up into a Small Package!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!1

Jake Mercer: Solomon Stane powers out of it! Seth Osiris nearly stole one there! Osiris looks to pull Stane back up but Stane shoves him back taking out the referee who goes flying out of the ring. Stane powers back to his feet and grabs Osiris by the skull! He bashes his head repeatedly into the exposed turnbuckle! Osiris is busted wide open and that red is just flowing out of his skull like a river! There is no referee at all to witness this savagery! Stane has lost control as he bashes Osiris’ head into the mat repeatedly while choking him out. He one hand lifts Osiris up and then slams him back down with an aggressive Chokeslam shaking the entire ring like a motherfucker. Stane has lost control! We need another referee out here to call this thing off before Osiris gets seriously injured!!! Stane grabs the referee and throws him across the ring before going to put a boot on the chest of Osiris! But the referee is unresponsive! Stane roars in anger as he wants to end this match but ain’t no way boi.

Flannery McCoy: Solomon Stane lifts Seth Osiris up over his head as he notices another referee charging down to the ring. He smiles before dropping Osiris. KEY OF SOLOMON CONNECTS!!! THE COVER AS THE REFEREE HAULS ASS TO MAKE IT IN THE RING FOR THAT COUNT!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stephie Love: Here is your winner… SOLOMONNNNNNNNNNNNN STANEEEEEEE!!!!

(The Triumph of King Freak (A Crypt of Preservation and Superstition) hits as Solomon Stane has his arm raised by the new referee in victory.)

Flannery McCoy: A dominant win for Solomon Stane! Seth Osiris stood zero chance!

Stew-O: Who can stop this beast of a man?!?!? What a fucking monster!!!

Jake Mercer: I could stop him but am built different. :100:

Flannery McCoy: :usure:

(The camera cuts to a commercial featuring SKA watching Squid Game. He is confused why everyone is a clone and hopes that by the end of the series they will answer all his questions.)

(Dynasty comes back from commercial break as the camera opens up to the backstage area of the arena, more specifically, the office of the Dynasty General Manager: StarrStan. Inside, Starr is sitting in front of his desk, clasping his hands together while he leans back in his seat. It’s pretty evident that he’s in a great mood, for reasons that are questionable at the moment. He has a beaming smile on his face while he rubs his hands together in anticipation. The camera continues to keep his focus on the more than satisfied Dynasty General Manager as he begins to speak towards the EAW Universe from there.)

StarrStan: Let’s get the obvious out of the way first, mostly because I am very excited to talk about it with all of you guys tonight. And yes, that’s right… The title of being the inaugural winners of the Stadium Stampede match at Territorial Invasion belongs to none other than Team Dynasty, for all intents and purposes, for the third year in a row. It was such a special moment to see what my roster members were willing to do in the main event against some tough competition, that being the rest of the brands, Showdown and Voltage. I could name a lot of moments in the match that took my breath away when it came to the collective team of Team Captain: The Visual Prophet, Andre Walker, & SOSA Henderson. If it be the triple powerbomb through the announcers table, to SOSA risking his life with the tremendous Corkscrew Senton off of the scaffolding. To the one that stands out to me the most, The Visual Prophet putting it away with the pin attempt. 

StarrStan: I don’t think that anyone can doubt it, but I’ll state the obvious right here and now, Team Dynasty did incredible, and it doesn’t stop with just the Stadium Stampede team that The Visual Prophet assembled. The individuals that I chose to represent Dynasty in any of the brand-on-brand-on-brand matches all gave it their all and put their best foot forward to make sure that they brought it home for the obviously superior brand. All together, the Dynasty brand may not have come out these past few weeks with the most victories as a brand, which, while it’s a heavy blow for me, is completely fine. But the fact that everyone did as incredible as they did, gives me a feeling of success regardless of the outcome as a whole. I am more than proud of how my roster performed, and I know for sure that there will be brighter futures ahead for everyone on this brand… especially the newest member to the Dynasty roster.

(Starr takes a moment to let it all soak in, beginning to nod his head as the smile on his face, seemingly impossibly, grows even wider. The General Manager seems to be even more excited for the next announcement that he has up his sleeve like it’s his ace. He leans forward, positioning himself closer to the screen to give an aura of importance behind it, and looks ready to give some important news regarding the Friday Night Dynasty brand.)

StarrStan: I’m sure you’re all going to love to hear this… You see, I was talking to Saturday Night Showdown’s General Manager: Hurricane Hawk; and after Clash of Kingdoms, being the excellent and sound General Manager that I am, I managed to pull a few strings to elevate this Dynasty brand for Season 15 to its fullest potential. One thing led to another, and we orchestrated a major trade between both Dynasty and Showdown. And it goes like this… effective immediately, Jonny Airhart is no longer a member of the Dynasty roster, and instead…

(Seemingly on que, the door to Starr’s office creaks open. Starr gives a beaming smile as he turns to the door and the camera cuts to a pair of high heels walking into the office. It isn’t long after that the camera shoves it to be none other than…)

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(It’s shown to be none other than the former EAW Specialists Champion herself, Dr. Bethany Blue! Starr gets out of his seat and walks over to Bethany to greet her.

StarrStan: Just in time. I was just announcing you as Dynasty’s newest edition. It’s a pleasure to have you on the roster, Bethany.

(StarrStan has a bright smile on his face, as he extends his hand out to Dr. Bethany Blue. Bethany however, reaches into her pocket, grabs a medical glove, puts it on her right hand, then shakes StarrStan’s hand afterwards. StarrStan has a weird look on his face, but eventually Dr. Bethany Blue shoos him away, as he backs away from the frame. Bethany takes her glove off, tosses it in a nearby trash bin, pulls out her pocket hand sanitizer, then begins to lather it into her hands.)

Dr. Bethany Blue: The Doctor has finally arrived to Friday Night Dynasty! I’m thankful to be here and excited for what’s to come here on the red brand. I needed a breath of fresh air, and being traded to Dynasty gives me exactly that. I’ve made it pretty clear in the past that my run on Showdown, especially season 14, wasn’t the best for me. The treatment I and Alexis Chambers went through early on last season by the then General Manager, Ryan Wilson, after we helped him secure his job.. To bringing the Specialists Championship to Showdown from Voltage, being a prideful champion by waiving the Showdown Banner around, and still not getting featured on television for my troubles.. However, while it was all for intents and purposes, troubling, I still managed to pull through.. 

Dr. Bethany Blue: Now I’m on Dynasty and even with the Specialists Championship behind me, I am not done yet. I have a few errands that I need to take care of here on Dynasty.. From making sure Elite Answers Wrestling is the healthiest promotion to becoming the first ever Doctor to win world championship gold. I have some errands, but none of them come before this certain someone.. It’s a person that I’d rather not name just yet.. But for now? To all of the Dynasty roster.. Get ready for an appointment with the Doctor.. The Doctor will see you now.

(Dr. Bethany Blue then exits the frame and walks out of StarrStan’s office with a bright smile on her face feeling a statement has been made as the screen fades elsewhere.)

(Dynasty fades back into the arena to ‘BxMxC’ by BABYMETAL blasting through the speakers of the arena to loud cheers from the Wales crowd in attendance tonight. It isn’t long after that Jack Ripley makes his way out to the stage, a smile on his face along with a leather jacket suited onto him, which he pops the collar of while he looks around at the hyped up crowd. He raises a hand in the air while pyro shoots out in a beautiful array behind him, before Jack begins to make his way down the ramp and towards the ring afterward.)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing at this time… JACK RIPLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Well it looks like Jack Ripley is in high spirits despite what happened the last time we saw him in the ring. We know he was fighting an uphill battle at Territorial Invasion, walking in as the Team Captain to Friday Night Dynasty and commanding an army to success. And while they didn’t exactly come out on top, Jack, regardless, managed to arise out of the carnage as the sole survivor of his team. Which, despite the defeat, is certainly something to think highly of.

Flannery McCoy: Well if you ask me, I don’t think that’s Jack’s main focus as of now. Territorial Invasion is said and done and Jack can continue to push through Season 15 continuing to make a statement time after time again. Jack is far from done on the Dynasty brand and I think we’re about to get some insight on what seems to be next for Jack tonight! 

Jake Mercer: 🔫🔫🔫 Straight Shooter! Here he comes! Doing what he does best, shooting from the cuff! Let’s not sugarcoat this shit in the slightest, his team was holding him down, we all know that! And now that he’s been released from those chains, Jacky boi can continue doing what he’s been doing best for the longest time now, putting in dat work! Yessuh!

(Jack circles around the ring for a moment, getting a microphone from the timekeeper’s area before he begins to make his way up the steel steps. He looks out for a moment, before stepping onto the apron and entering into the ring. He then turns around and makes his way up to the top rope, rallying up the crowd for a moment while he cups his ear, hyping them up and telling them to get louder. He then jumps off the top turnbuckle and begins to make his way towards the center of the ring, ‘BxMxC’ fades out from there while Jack brings the microphone up to his mouth and begins to speak.)

Jack Ripley: Well, who would I be if I didn’t get the elephant in the room out of the way. It happened, what the hell can I do about it? I’ll be the better man and say it, Team Dynasty’s efforts in the Brand Warfare match turned out to be insufficient, I think we all know that. In the end, this team that I built from the ground up ended up being completely demolished. It’s a bitter pill to swallow, but then again, as is every defeat that you sustain in your career. But you know what? That’s fine, it doesn’t take away from the fact that I can add another feather to my cap saying that I led a team and was the sole survivor of one as well, I can rest somewhat easily knowing that. But in the whole grand scheme of things, talking about defeat isn’t exactly what I’m out here for. I’m out here to focus on the next step, because believe me, I am far from done. I have sustained much worse shortcomings in my career and the whole reality is, despite what happens, I always manage to pull myself up and get back up to my feet. I continue to push and fight on, and when I do that, that always garners results. Which is why now? I’m dead set on making sure that I get a match at House of Glass, I don’t care what the hell that match happens to be, all you need to know for certain? Is that, just as always, you’re going to see me at my best. I’m going to give you a reason to keep your eyes on me and I’m going to make sure that I’m given the just due that I know I deserved, even if it means I have to start from the bottom-

(Before Jack can finish his speech, he’s interrupted by ‘Runnin” by 21 Savage & Metro Boomin which blasts through the speakers to the cheers of the crowd as well. Jack’s confusion is told on his face as he sees Bronson Daniels make his way out to the stage with a microphone in his hand. Obviously, something is missing from him, the Interwire Championship, but nonetheless he’s here. Bronson has a confused look on his face while he makes his way down the ramp, pointing towards Jack while looking at the crowd before shaking his head. He slides slides the ring while ‘Runnin” fades out and from there, Bronson begins to speak.)

Bronson Daniels: You can only hear bullshit for so long before you have enough, and Jack, I think that’s me to you. I couldn’t help but come out here and correct you on what you said wrong, mostly about the entire Territorial Invasion situation that the two of us found ourselves in. Quite frankly, the only person you should be putting the blame on when it comes down to it, is yourself. You were an excellent Team Captain, for about a week or so. You knew exactly where the success would lie and that was by putting me on your team. But from there, everything went downhill. You put your trust into people that couldn’t be trusted and look where that got you. The mighty former World Champion managed to once again fumble the ball. Hats off to you. So enough about these shitty excuses and trying to sweep under the rug what you did, let’s address this thoroughly and admit that what Jack Ripley did was the byproduct to his own failures.

(The crowd goes silent while Bronson brings his microphone down, Jack raises an eyebrow in confusion before shaking his head, taking a step back before beginning to respond to Bronson.)

Jack Ripley: Speaking of dropping the ball, absolutely commendable effort in Kuwait huh? Now, you can add another lackluster Championship reign to your trophy case along with your disappointing New Breed Championship reign that was overshadowed by the same person that took your Interwire Championship. But if you wanted me to respond to the little old gripe that you had to get off your chest because you just couldn’t bear losing two weeks in a row, then by all means. The team that I built was built off the basis that they were hungry individuals. Sure, they weren’t the most known competitors in that ring compared to a team like Voltage, but nonetheless, they had the it factor that I was looking for. That drive to succeed that few people possess and that’s why I kept such an eye on them, because they needed a victory more than anyone else and that’s what made us stand out. Was my hypothesis wrong? Not exactly, they fought like warriors, but it wasn’t enough. And I could say the same thing for you. I told it as it is, I wouldn’t be afraid to fight the battle alone if push came to shove, and I did, you were no help. The mighty Interwire Champion, reduced to nothing more than a casualty in battle. What does that tell about Bronson Daniels?

Bronson Daniels: What that tells about Bronson Daniels is the fact that he had no help in a team full of incompetency. Why are you acting like you’re the big winner in this situation when the reality is you were eliminated just as I was. Not just the rest of our team wasn’t enough, YOU weren’t enough, and while I was just going to move onto the next day, I got real sick and tired of you running your mouth trying to proclaim that you did absolutely nothing wrong. We both lost in some capacity these past two weeks, shit some more than others, but that doesn’t mean you have to single yourself out as an outlier. What happened at Territorial Invasion makes you just like what you described me as, a casualty, and it’s about time the perfect Jack Ripley admits that he did something wrong in that regard. And I won’t be afraid to beat that into your skull if I have to.

(Jack chuckles while the crowd cheers, pondering on the possibility of a Jack Ripley versus Bronson Daniels rematch in the works. Jack shakes his head before beginning to respond.)

Jack Ripley: We both know how those threats turned out the last time that we faced, don’t think it turned out really well for you. I was able to put my grudges aside leading into Territorial Invasion but now? I will be more than happy to once again put you in your place. If you want a match against me so bad, which is what I presume you to be doing, seeing as though you happen to be out here. Then so be it, just know it’ll be the worst mistake of your life. 

Bronson Daniels: Mhm, we’ll see about that. 

Jack Ripley: Talk all you want, you haven’t given me a reason since Showdown why I should take you seriously as someone who has a legitimate chance of beating me, nothing changes. I wish you all the luck Bronson, but House of Glass will be your undoing. 

(‘BxMxC’ blasts through the speakers once again as Jack turns around and begins to make his way out of the ring. The crowd cheers while Bronson looks in the ring, slightly infuriated while he watches him leave. Jack turns around, mocking Bronson by pointing at him before continuing to make his way up the ramp, it’s the last shot seen before Dynasty ultimately begins to fade out from there.)

(A commercial is shown for fire extinguishers starring Jake Smith, perfect to stop a house fire after cooking gone wrong or a flaming boot.)

(Dynasty comes back from commercial break to the backstage area of the Motorpoint Arena, where Dynasty Backstage Interviewer, Michael Belfort is seen making his way through the halls. He greets people as he passes by with a smile on his face, before his eyes catch someone. Immediately he snatches his microphone into his hand, grabbing the cameraman that follows him by the collar and immediately starts dashing through the halls dragging the poor cameraman behind him.)

Michael Belfort: ANDREA! ANDREA! CAN- CAN I ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS???

(Michael is noticeably tired, having to chase after none other than Andrea Valentine after she turns the corner from the parking lot and walks farther away from Michael in the process. Andrea stops in her tracks and turns around, for a moment, she’s shocked, but she nods her head with a nonchalant look on her face before turning in place.)

Michael Belfort: Thank you… thank you… well, Andrea, you suffered two devastating losses these past two weeks. One against Xander Payne at Territorial Invasion, and while you were a hair away, the Divide & Conquer match at Clash of Kingdoms 2. How are you feeling? Can you tell me anything about those matches or presumably your outlook on them?

Andrea Valentine: Well I mean, you didn’t need to put it like that 😐. But yeah, that did turn out to be the case, didn’t it? I’m one of the many people who fell victim two weeks in a row, but all I have to say about the matter is… so? Yeah, it hurts, but I’m not going to be out here like certain people making a big deal over it, nothing you can really do about it. Believe me, I’ve been through much… MUCH worse in my career; but the fact is I’ve always pulled myself back up to my feet and continued pushing through all the troubles that stepped in front of me. So to ask how I feel about the defeats that I sustained? Fine, could be better, but for the most part, just fine. 🙂

Michael Belfort: Well I’m sure we can get the obvious out of the way while we have the chance, do you know what’s next for you? 

Andrea Valentine: Absolutely not, that’s the mystique behind it. All I know for certain, is that the weeks leading up to the next Free-Pee-View we have? Nothing is going to change about my mindset or attitude, I’m still going to be pushing for what I know I deserve. Just because I lost at Territorial Invasion, doesn’t mean I’m going to be content waiting in line for another World Heavyweight Championship shot and letting everyone else pass me by. I’m going to continue working my ass off to make sure that I don’t make the same mistake I made again. Mostly, getting on that stupid tank that should’ve gotten Xander disqualified 🤐. So whoever the hell happens to be facing me at House of Glass? Which is something I’m sure I’ll find out sooner rather than later, there is one thing that’ll happen that will not change regardless of the scenario. Andrea Valentine walking out of whatever carnage ensues at the Free-Per-View with her hand raised high in the air in victory 😊.

???: Well if that’s the case, you better get ready to take some notes from a true winner when I step into the ring in a few minutes.

(Andrea turns her head in confusion while the crowd cheers for SOSA Henderson making his way into the scene. He’s in his entrance gear, seemingly making his way towards Gorilla Position, but at the same time, he couldn’t help but hear the conversation that Andrea and Michael were having. Andrea tilts her head while raising an eyebrow while SOSA has a smirk on his face, clearly still high on his Territorial Invasion win at Stadium Stampede.)

SOSA Henderson: I respect the confidence, but if there’s one person that deserves another shot at the World Heavyweight Championship after Vizzy gets his at House of Glass? Shit, it better be SOSA Henderson. There’s no doubt I’ve bettered myself since my defeat to Xander at Operation: Doomsday, and I’ve grown since that day and more than proved myself as a mainstay Dynasty main eventer. I stood at the very peak of the mountain alongside my two brothers-in-arms just two weeks ago and I’m not looking to slow down from there. So if anything, the only thing you can really do in that situation Andrea, is unfortunately, get your ass back into line. Because once again, I do believe you can no doubt be a World Champion just like you did two Seasons ago, that doesn’t mean you should get an opportunity before me, doesn’t work like that. 

Andrea Valentine: Not another person believing they deserve a World Championship match before me 😩. Look, I don’t know what made you decide to take such a quick offense to what I said when it didn’t even involve you in the first place, but I can say for certain that you are 100% wrong. While you think I can so patiently wait in line while you can walk into the line of fire, I’ve done enough of that throughout my career. I am going to continue to climb and get to the position that I know, and have, been at in the past, and I’m not going to stop for anyone. If you have a problem with that? Maybe you should do something about it against me in that ring?

SOSA Henderson: :mjgrin: We’ll see about that. I’ll handle you some other time, Andrea. Just know you and I are far from done when it comes to this conversation. Because I know for certain if there’s one person that deserves to be the next World Heavyweight Champion, I’m not going to be saying Andrea Valentine, I’m going to be betting all my money on who actually won these past two weeks, SOSA Henderson. But nonetheless, you have fun believing otherwise. I’ll be happy to take you up on that offer.

(SOSA salutes Andrea sarcastically before continuing to make his way towards Gorilla Position. Michael Belfort looks on in confusion while Andrea just looks in his general direction, a smirk growing on her face before she turns around and walks the other way. It’s the last shot seen before Dynasty ultimately fades out to elsewhere afterwards.)

(Dynasty fades back to ringside, where Stephie Love is seen standing in the middle of the ring with a microphone.)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!! 

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!

(‘Can’t Tell Me Nothing’ by Kanye West hits, and the crowd begins booing loudly as Johnny Andrews begins making his way out to the stage. Johnny has a very confident smirk on his face, not just because he favors his chances tonight, but because of his altercation with Andre Walker earlier in the night. Johnny doesn’t pay attention to the boos in the slightest, and instead continues making his way to the ring at a quick pace as Stephie Love begins to speak.)

Stephie Love: Introducing first…. From Los Angeles, California… Weighing in at 215 pounds…. JOOOHHHNNYYYYY AAANNDDRRREWWSSS!!!!!

Stew-O: And here comes Johnny Andrews! Johnny didn’t have a successful night at Territorial Invasion, but judging by what happened earlier tonight, I think that that Brand Warfare match is far behind him already! 

Jake Mercer: That’s right! On top of what happened earlier, Johnny Andrews also has a big match ahead of him right now as he takes on SOSA Henderson! 

Flannery McCoy: That’s right. That’s a big challenge for Johnny, but this is also sure to be an awesome match! 

(As Johnny Andrews’ theme fades, ‘Faneto’ by Chief Keef begins to play. The crowd actually cheers for the most part with just a few boos as SOSA Henderson begins making his way out to the stage, and SOSA Henderson is in a pretty good mood following his victory at Territorial Invasion. He has a smirk on his face walking out to the stage, but he’s able to show a far more focused look as he walks down the ramp, turning his attention towards Johnny Andrews who’s waiting in his corner of the ring.)

Stephie Love: And his opponent…. From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania… Weighing in at 191 pounds…. SSOOOOOOSSSSAAAAA HHHEEENNDDEERRRSSONNNN!!!!!

Stew-O: And here’s SOSA Henderson, one of the three winners of the first ever Stadium Stampede match! That was a huge achievement for SOSA, but now it’s time for him to move on to even bigger and better things. Right now, that starts with picking up yet another victory.

Jake Mercer: I’m not surprised team Dynasty won at TI. Have any of you even seen SOSA’s performance in the last Mission Impossible movie? That wasn’t cgi or a stunt double, it was all him! 

Flannery McCoy: :skip: I don’t remember him being in any of those movies. Anyways, I’m looking forward to seeing how this match will go. Will SOSA continue to build momentum, or will Johnny Andrews get the huge upset win? 

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stew-O: And here we go! SOSA Henderson is taking on Johnny Andrews on the first Dynasty following Territorial Invasion and Clash of Kingdoms, and I’m sure both men are wanting a victory more than anything tonight! SOSA wants to keep his momentum going following his Territorial Invasion win, meanwhile Johnny wants to get back on the winning path after losing in Brand Warfare! Both men begin to circle the ring, and it looks like they’re looking to lock up- BUT JOHNNY QUICKLY GRABS SOSA AND PUTS HIM IN A HEADLOCK! Johnny taking advantage early on, but it looks like SOSA has an answer to it!

Jake Mercer: That’s right! SOSA quickly rushes into the ropes and uses them to push Johnny off of him, forcing Johnny to bounce off the ropes! SOSA jumps over Johnny as Johnny runs into the opposite pair of ropes, AND NOW SOSA TAKES JOHNNY DOWN WITH AN ARM DRAG! SOSA now backing up as Johnny sits up, AND THERE’S A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF JOHNNY’S HEAD! Johnny holds the back of his head as he slowly finds his way to his feet, meanwhile this crowd seems to like what they’re seeing from SOSA! 

Flannery McCoy: SOSA now grabs Johnny before sending him to the ropes, BUT JOHNNY JUMPS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT ONTO THE APRON! SOSA charges towards Johnny, BUT JOHNNY DELIVERS A ROPE ASSISTED ENZUIGIRI! That enzuigiri causes SOSA to stumble back, AND NOW JOHNNY DELIVERS A SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE! The crowd isn’t on Johnny’s side, but it’s hard to deny how talented he is when he’s pulling off moves like that and landing on his feet in the process! Johnny’s still holding the back of his head, but just like that he managed to turn this match towards his favor!

Stew-O: SOSA Henderson tries to get back up, BUT JOHNNY KICKS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION! Johnny Andrews now attacking SOSA with these lefts and rights, taking SOSA to the corner! Johnny now beginning to kick and stomp at SOSA, and that forces the referee to begin his count!

Referee: (off-mic) ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! F-

Stew-O: JOHNNY ANDREWS LETS GO! Johnny backing away from the corner as SOSA Henderson slowly gets back up, AND NOW JOHNNY CHARGES IN BEFORE- NO! SOSA JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY AND JOHNNY RUNS RIGHT INTO THE CORNER! Johnny Andrews turns around, AND HE’S MET WITH A JUMPING FOREARM SMASH!

Jake Mercer: Johnny Andrews stumbles out of the corner as SOSA Henderson runs the ropes, AND JOHNNY LIFTS SOSA OVER HIM FOR A BACK BODY DROP, BUT SOSA LANDS ON HIS FEET! Johnny Andrews turns around, AND SOSA GOES FOR AN ENZUIGIRI- BUT JOHNNY DUCKS UNDER IT! JOHNNY NOW GOING FOR AN ENZUIGIRI OF HIS OWN, BUT SOSA MANAGES TO BLOCK THE KICK USING HIS ARM! SOSA NOW LOOKING FOR A JUMPING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE BACK, BUT JOHNNY ANDREWS MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY! This match is getting very competitive now! 

Flannery McCoy: Johnny Andrews rushes back up to his feet, AND HE ATTEMPTS A JUMPING KNEE BUT SOSA HENDERSON AVOIDS IT AND GRABS JOHNNY FROM BEHIND! SOSA LIFTS JOHNNY FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX, BUT JOHNNY MANAGES TO FLIP ONTO HIS FEET! SOSA quickly gets back up, BUT AS SOON AS HE TURNS AROUND HE’S MET WITH A DROPKICK BY JOHNNY ANDREWS! Johnny seems proud of what he just did, but the crowd isn’t liking this at all! Johnny Andrews now backing up, and it looks like he wants SOSA Henderson to get back up to his feet! Johnny clearly has something in mind!

Stew-O: SOSA Henderson gets back up… AND JOHNNY GOES FOR THE CARTWHEEL PELE KICK, BUT SOSA JUST BARELY MANAGES TO AVOID IT! SOSA AVOIDS THE MARSHALL OF MAGNIFICENCE, AND NOW SOSA DELIVERS A HUGE DISCUS LARIAT THAT NEARLY TURNS JOHNNY COMPLETELY INSIDE OUT! Johnny quickly goes rolling out of the ring following that lariat, and you can tell that it did a lot of damage as Johnny quickly backs up and tries to recover! I don’t think SOSA’s going to give Johnny that time to recover though, he has a match to win right now!

Jake Mercer: SOSA jumps out onto the apron, AND HE RUNS THE APRON BEFORE DELIVERING A RUNNING PENALTY KICK TO JOHNNY’S FACE! JOHNNY IS SLOWLY GETTING BACK UP AS HE HOLDS HIS FACE, SO SOSA BEGINS CLIMBING UP TOWARDS THE TOP ROPE, BEFORE JUMPING OFF OF IT AND DELIVERING A MOONSAULT TO JOHNNY ANDREWS AT RINGSIDE! THE CROWD IS GOING WILD FOR SOSA HENDERSON RIGHT NOW, AND I DON’T BLAME THEM! Did you know that SOSA Henderson was nearly casted in the newest James Bond movie as he could do his own stunts, but he turned down the role because he was so committed to EAW?

Flannery McCoy: No I didn’t, probably because you just made that up. SOSA Henderson now rolls Johnny Andrews back into the ring before following behind- WAIT NO! JOHNNY QUICKLY RUSHES OVER TO SOSA AND GRABS HIS HEAD AS SOSA WAS STEPPING THROUGH THE ROPES, AND JOHNNY DROPS SOSA HEAD FIRST ONTO THE MAT WITH A SNAP DDT! JOHNNY NOW QUICKLY PULLING SOSA AWAY FROM THE ROPES, AND HE HOOKS THE LEGS FOR POSSIBLY THE BIGGEST WIN IN HIS ENTIRE CAREER! 

ONE!

TWO-

Flannery McCoy: AND SOSA KICKS OUT OF THE FIRST COVER OF THE MATCH! 

Stew-O: Johnny Andrews now quickly locking SOSA in a grounded headlock, and I don’t blame him for taking a different approach! After what happened in Brand Warfare I’m sure Johnny wants to pick up a win, and who better to win against than one of the winners of the Stadium Stampede match? Johnny has this grounded headlock locked in, and this was definitely a smart move to roll with after dropping SOSA on his head with that DDT! Johnny clearly knows what he’s doing, but he has to in a match like this. He can’t afford to make a mistake against a former World Champion like SOSA!

Jake Mercer: Johnny hasn’t made a mistake but it looks like that’s not gonna matter right now, because SOSA Henderson is powering his way back up to his feet! Johnny has SOSA in a regular headlock, BUT SOSA LIFTS JOHNNY UP FOR A BACK SUPLEX, FORCING JOHNNY TO LEG GO OF THE SUBMISSION AND FLIP OUT ONTO HIS FEET! SOSA EXPECTED HIM TO LAND IT THOUGH, AND HE TURNS AROUND BEFORE DELIVERING AN ENZUIGIRI! SOSA quickly gets back to his feet as Johnny Andrews is on spaghetti legs, and it looks like the former World Champion isn’t done yet!

Flannery McCoy: BICYCLE KNEE BY SOSA HENDERSON!!! SOSA HITS JOHNNY SQUARE IN THE JAW WITH THAT BICYCLE KNEE, AND THAT KNEE SENDS JOHNNY FALLING THROUGH THE ROPES AND OUT ONTO THE APRON! SOSA wasn’t able to go for the cover, but I don’t think he cares right now as he’s still in control of the match! Johnny Andrews grabs onto the ropes and starts to pull himself up to his feet as SOSA approaches him- AND JOHNNY GRABS SOSA BEFORE PULLING HIS THROAT DOWN INTO THE TOP ROPE! THAT ROPE STUNNER JUST CAUGHT SOSA OFF GUARD!

Stew-O: SOSA Henderson just stumbled backwards thanks to that rope assisted stunner, and now that allows Johnny Andrews to head up to the top rope, JUST FOR SOSA HENDERSON TO RUSH TO THE CORNER AND PUSH JOHNNY’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM! SOSA Henderson now beginning to make his way up top- BUT JOHNNY DELIVERS A PUNCH TO THE MIDSECTION! Johnny Andrews clearly has fight in him still despite having his legs pushed out from under him and dropping onto the top turnbuckle, and these two men are now in a dangerous position as they’re both up top! 

Jake Mercer: SOSA WITH A FOREARM TO JOHNNY! JOHNNY WITH A FOREARM TO SOSA! BOTH MEN ARE GOING BACK AND FORTH, AND THIS IS VERY REMINISCENT TO SOSA’S DELETED SCENE FROM AVENGERS: ENDGAME WHERE HE WAS MEANT TO GO TOE TO TOE WITH THANOS!

Flannery McCoy: Are you just gonna keep naming action movies? I’m pretty sure SOSA was never in that either.

Jake Mercer: EVERYONE knows that SOSA Henderson was meant to have a leading role in the film but chose not to accept the role because he knew he was too good for it! SOSA knows what he’s worth, you gotta respect that.

Flannery McCoy: 🙄 Right.. Anyways, SOSA’s getting the better of Johnny right now, AND HE MANAGES TO HIT A HUGE ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF JOHNNY’S HEAD! Johnny was rocked by that elbow, and now SOSA completely climbs up to the top turnbuckle! I’m not sure what SOSA has in mind, but it can’t be anything good for Johnny! The crowd is cheering SOSA on, so it looks like they’re in full support of whatever move SOSA plans to make, AND NOW SOSA JUMPS ONTO JOHNNY’S SHOULDERS BEFORE DELIVERING A HURRICANRANA OFF OF THE TOP ROPE! 

Jake Mercer: :oh: BUT JOHNNY ANDREWS MANAGES TO LAND ON HIS FEET!!!

Flannery McCoy: AND SO DOES SOSA HENDERSON!!!

Stew-O: BOTH MEN QUICKLY RUN TOWARDS EACH OTHER, BUT IT’S SOSA THAT QUICKLY GETS THE ADVANTAGE AS HE ONCE AGAIN JUMPS ONTO JOHNNY, THIS TIME DELIVERING A NORMAL RUNNING HURRICANRANA! Johnny Andrews stumbling into the corner now, AND SOSA HENDERSON CHARGES IN BEFORE DELIVERING A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE! SOSA HENDERSON NOW IRISH WHIPPING JOHNNY ANDREWS INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER, AND I THINK SOSA’S REALLY FEELING IT! HE SEES THE END OF THE MATCH IN HIS SIGHTS, AND NOW HE CHARGES IN BEFORE DELIVERING A SUPERKICK-

Jake Mercer: THAT DOESN’T CONNECT!! JOHNNY ANDREWS JUST BARELY GETS OUT OF THE WAY, AND HE PULLS SOSA HENDERSON DOWN INTO A SCHOOL BOY PIN! JOHNNY ANDREWS MIGHT JUST STEAL THE WIN HERE!!

ONE!

TWO-

Jake Mercer: SOSA HENDERSON KICKS OUT- BUT JOHNNY ANDREWS MANAGES TO CAPITALIZE WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!! JOHNNY NOW QUICKLY BACKING UP AS HE WAITS FOR SOSA HENDERSON TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET, AND THIS COULD BE IT!!! JOHNNY ANDREWS MIGHT BE GETTING READY FOR HIS BIGGEST VICTORY IN EAW TO DATE!! HE MIGHT HAVE COME UP SHORT BACK AT TERRITORIAL INVASION, BUT IF HE CAN WIN TONIGHT THEN THAT’S NOT GONNA MEAN A SINGLE THING TO HIM!

Flannery McCoy: SOSA Henderson is slowly managing to find his way back to his feet, and the crowd is booing as loud as they can right now! I don’t think they want to see someone like Johnny Andrews get the upset, but they might not have an option here tonight! SOSA was rocked by that kick, and he’s only just now starting to reach his feet, AND NOW JOHNNY ANDREWS LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE WITH THE SAME MOVE HE TRIED TO HIT EARLIER! JOHNNY WITH THE MARSHALL OF MAGNIFICE- WOAH!!! WHAT DID SOSA JUST DO!?!?

Stew-O: SOSA JUST SPEARED JOHNNY ANDREWS MID-CARTWHEEL!!! JOHNNY WAS LOOKING FOR THAT CARTWHEEL PELE KICK, AND HE JUST RECEIVED A SPEAR INSTEAD!! JOHNNY’S HOPES OF GETTING THE VICTORY MIGHT HAVE BEEN CUT IN HALF ALONG WITH HIS OWN BODY, AS SOSA HENDERSON NOW GOES FOR THE COVER HIMSELF AFTER ONE OF THE MOST UNIQUE SPEARS I’VE EVER SEEN!

ONE!

TWO!!

THR-

Stew-O: JOHNNY ANDREWS MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP!!! JOHNNY ANDREWS IS SOMEHOW STILL IN THIS MATCH AFTER THE SPEAR, SOSA CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! HOW IS THIS MATCH STILL ON!?!?

Jake Mercer: SOSA clearly isn’t happy to see that Johnny Andrews survived the spear, but it looks like he has something else on his mind to make up for it! There was no way that he’d ever give Johnny Andrews a chance to get back into this match, and it looks like right now SOSA’s about to put this match away completely! SOSA Henderson is heading up to the top rope, and having seen so many of his matches by now, I can tell you this! Usually when SOSA’s up top this late into the match it could only mean two things! The Paid in Full, or a double rotation corkscrew shooting star press!

Flannery McCoy: :comeagain: I don’t think SOSA’s ever done that second one… Or if that’s even possible. What IS possible is Johnny Andrews losing this match, and that’s actually looking extremely likely right now as SOSA is perched up on the top rope! SOSA now, DIVING OFF OF THE TOP ROPE FOR THE PAID IN FULL!!!!!

Jake Mercer: JOHNNY ANDREWS ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!!

Flannery McCoy: AND SOSA HENDERSON MANAGES TO ROLL UP TO HIS FEET, JUST FOR JOHNNY ANDREWS TO ROLL OUT OF THE RING!

Stew-O: SOSA notices Johnny Andrews making it back to his feet, AND NOW HE CHARGES IN BEFORE GOING FOR A SUICIDE DIVE- WAIT NO! JOHNNY ANDREWS MOVED OUT OF THE WAY, BUT AT THE LAST SECOND SOSA GRABBED ONTO THE ROPES AND USED THEM TO LAND ON HIS FEET! SOSA NOW GOING FOR A SUPERKICK, BUT JOHNNY CATCHES THE LEG BEFORE SWINGING SOSA’S SHIN INTO THE RING APRON! SOSA holds his leg, BUT NOT FOR LONG AS JOHNNY ANDREWS QUICKLY JUMPS ONTO THE APRON BEFORE DIVING OFF OF IT WITH A CROSSBODY! What a move from Johnny Andrews!

Jake Mercer: Johnny Andrews now rolls SOSA Henderson back into the ring before following behind, but SOSA is smart enough to roll to the other side of the ring! Johnny Andrews heading towards SOSA now before pulling him up- AND SOSA HENDERSON NOW GRABS JOHNNY BEFORE PULLING HIM INTO A REVERSE STO INTO THE MIDDLE ROPE! JOHNNY CLEARLY WASN’T EXPECTING THAT MOVE, AND NOW IT’S SOSA HENDERSON THAT BACKS INTO THE CORNER, POSSIBLY LOOKING TO FINISH JOHNNY OFF FOR GOOD! SOSA HENDERSON IS IN CONTROL, AND I THINK THIS MATCH WON’T BE GOING ON MUCH LONGER!

Flannery McCoy: Johnny Andrews pulls himself back up to his feet, AND NOW SOSA HENDERSON CHARGES IN FOR A SPEAR- JUST FOR JOHNNY ANDREWS TO LEAP OVER HIM! JOHNNY JUST LEAPED OVER THE SPEAR, AND NOW HE HITS SOSA HENDERSON WITH A HUGE SUPERKICK AS SOON AS SOSA TURNED TOWARDS HIM!!! SOSA FALLS BACK INTO THE ROPES, AND AS SOON AS HE REBOUNDS BACK JOHNNY KICKS SOSA IN THE MIDSECTION!! WELCOME TO ELITE ANDREWS WRESTLING!!!! THE “WELCOME TO ELITE ANDREWS WRESTLING” CONNECTS ON SOSA HENDERSON, AND THAT’S GOTTA BE IT! THIS MATCH HAS TO BE OVER WITH NOW! JOHNNY WITH THE COVER!!!

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE-

Stew-O: SOSA GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!! How are these two doing this!? SOSA Henderson somehow just survived “Welcome to Elite Andrews Wrestling”! SOSA Henderson became a World Champion just last year because of stuff like this! The fight of SOSA Henderson is unbelievable, and Johnny Andrews is being forced to figure that out as one of his best moves just wasn’t enough to get the job done!

Jake Mercer: We have to give Johnny credit though, he’s definitely hanging in there with SOSA! He just needs to hit one more big move, he can’t let SOSA get back into this if he actually wants to win.

Flannery McCoy: Yeah, and I think Johnny Andrews heard you loud and clear! SOSA Henderson’s pretty much just dead weight after getting taken down moments ago, and now Johnny is pulling SOSA up into his grasp! JOHNNY BEGINS TO LOCK IN A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FRONT FACELOCK ON SOSA HENDERSON, AND I THINK I KNOW WHAT JOHNNY IS SETTING UP FOR! JOHNNY NOW GOING FOR THE SKULL CRACKE-

(Before Flannery could finish her sentence, ‘Rockstar’ by N.E.R.D hits, causing the crowd to burst into loud boos. Johnny Andrews looks confused, and he lets go SOSA Henderson, looking around him as the music begins to play.)

Stew-O: Oh no.. We should’ve known that we’d see this man again tonight after what Johnny Andrews did earlier! That entrance music belongs to the Interwire Champion, and right now Johnny Andrews is looking around him to make sure that he’s not caught off guard with a surprise attack! I think Johnny might already understand that he struck a nerve! 

Jake Mercer: I don’t know if we’re on the same page there, Stew. I think striking a nerve is putting it lightly after what happened earlier tonight… 

(Johnny looks back at the stage after making sure Andre wasn’t going to try and attack him from behind, and sure enough, the Interwire Champion himself begins to make his way out to the stage. Andre is by himself, and he just stops at the stage, not bothering to make his way down towards the ring.)

Flannery McCoy: Well, there’s the Interwire Champion! It looks like Andre’s here, and Johnny Andrews isn’t a fan of this at all! Johnny Andrews was this close to hitting SOSA Henderson with the Skull Cracker, but now Johnny has his sights set on Andre!

Johnny Andrews: (off-mic) WHAT DO YOU WANT?? Can’t you see I’m in the middle of something!?

(Andre doesn’t say anything, instead just staring Johnny down from the stage. Andre is clearly not happy with what happened between these two earlier in the night, and there’s a but of commotion coming from the fans, who are clearly a bit worried seeing the menacing look on Andre’s face. After a few more seconds of Johnny trying to call Andre out to no real response, Johnny just brushes him off, turning around to his opponent..)

Stew-O: SUPERKICK!!! SOSA HENDERSON JUST HIT JOHNNY ANDREWS WITH A SUPERKICK!!!! JOHNNY ANDREWS WAS DISTRACTED BY ANDRE WALKER, AND THAT GAVE SOSA HENDERSON ENOUGH TIME TO RECOVER FROM THE MOVES JOHNNY PULLED OFF EARLIER!! JOHNNY ANDREWS MIGHT’VE BEEN ON THE VERGE OF VICTORY RIGHT THERE, BUT NOW WE’LL NEVER ACTUALLY KNOW!

Jake Mercer: YOU’RE RIGHT, BECAUSE NOW SOSA HENDERSON IS MAKING HIS WAY UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND AFTER THAT SUPERKICK I DON’T THINK JOHNNY ANDREWS IS GOING ANYWHERE! ANDRE WALKER MIGHT HAVE JUST COST JOHNNY ANDREWS THE BIGGEST WIN OF HIS CAREER! SOSA HENDERSON NOW ON THE TOP ROPE… PAID IN FULL!!!

Flannery McCoy: IT CONNECTS!!!! PAID IN FULL CONNECTS, AND NOW SOSA HENDERSON GOES FOR THE COVER!!!

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stephie Love: Here is your winner….. SSSOOOSSSSAAAAAAA HHEEEEENNNDDEERRRSSOOONNNN!!!!!!

Stew-O: SOSA HENDERSON PICKS UP THE WIN!!!! SOSA keeping up the momentum following Territorial Invasion, but you have to wonder what could’ve happened had Andre Walker not interfered! Unfortunately I don’t even think SOSA himself is gonna know that Andre distracted Johnny until he watches this match back, but we could’ve seen a very different result tonight!

Jake Mercer: That’s Johnny’s fault. He should’ve not been worried about Andre. Something like that would never happen to SOSA, have you heard about his SOSA sense? It’s what nearly got him casted as Spider-Man back in 2016. He could’ve done all of his own stunts! 

Flannery McCoy: I’m just gonna start ignoring you. Anyways, congratulations to SOSA Henderson! I don’t think things are over between Andre and Johnny though. Not even close after what just happened.

(‘Faneto’ begins playing again, and the crowd cheers as SOSA Henderson slowly gets back up to his feet. He has his arm raised by the referee, and in the process he looks over at the stage. Andre Walker is still there looking down at Johnny Andrews, but after a few seconds, Andre finally walks back to the backstage area. SOSA watches for a moment, before turning his attention back to his own celebration. In the meantime, Johnny has rolled out of the ring in pain. As SOSA continues to celebrate his win, Dynasty fades away from the area.) 

(A commercial is shown for L’Oreal starring Johnny Andrews, because you’re worth it.)

(Dynasty comes back from commercial break to the Motorpoint Crowd where the Wales crowd is still absolutely hyped up for the show at hand. But that positive reaction turns sour in a heartbeat upon hearing the already telling sound of ‘Rockstar’ by N.E.R.D blast through the speakers of the arena. It isn’t long after that the intimidating stature of Andre Walker makes his way out to the stage, a nonchalant look while he makes his way towards the center of the stage, looking around with a cold expression on his face, like the crowd isn’t there. Behind him, is Albert Hitchman, clutching something new while he follows Andre, the Interwire Championship. Andre looks down at Albert, who is raising the Championship high in the air with a prideful look on his face. Andre holds out his hand, while Albert wastes zero time bestowing the Championship in his hand. Andre takes the Championship before raising it high in the air, pyro shooting out of the stage while the crowd continues to roar in absolute anger. Andre takes a moment to relish in the moment, before bringing the Championship down and slinging it over his shoulder. He stands at the center of the stage, before he makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring from there.)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing at this time… YOUR EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!! ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: The scene that we see before us is self explanatory. Last week Andre Walker walked into battle, hot off a historic Stadium Stampede victory the previous week, looking to add another strap of gold to his already record-breaking collection. It was essentially a tall task in Kuwait and one that wouldn’t be so easy to plow through when it came to the tribulations that stood in his way. Regardless, Andre came out on top, standing tall as your new Interwire Champion.

Flannery McCoy: Indeed, it was a great sight to witness and even more, an interesting prospect to speculate how Andre would fare with the Championship around his waist. The last piece of gold that he had on his hands was the New Breed Championship, and he went onto be the longest reigning holder of the belt; the question is, could we possibly see him repeat that same exact reign? That is a question that we’ll find out sooner rather than later.

Jake Mercer: I for one acknowledge our Notorious Kaiser. We the ones! ☝☝☝

Stew-O: :comeagain:

Jake Mercer: You would never understand, secret lingo between your Interwire Champ and I.

(Andre makes his way up the steel steps, while Albert follows him with a shiteating grin on his face. Andre steps onto the apron and looks out to the sea of people in attendance tonight for Friday Night Dynasty, who continue to rain down relentless boos towards him. Andre shakes his head with a smirk on his face while he enters into the ring, he takes his Championship, raising it high in the air with the biggest smirk on his face while he stands there for a moment. Pyro once again continues to rain down on the stage while Andre stands there as still as a statue, Albert behind him looking very pleased with himself. Andre then slings the Interwire Championship over his shoulder while Albert walks over and snatches a microphone from ringside. He then slides back into the ring and stands behind Andre as ‘Rockstar’ fades out, Albert beginning to speak towards the hard camera from there.)

Albert Hitchman: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to give you some food for thought. 187, 244, 120, & 302. Why are these numbers so significant? Why are these numbers that I’ve listed truly worth talking about? Allow me to elaborate for all of you uncultured simpletons… 120, the amount of days it took between Andre Walker’s historical signing to Elite Answers Wrestling to the start of the specific day he blessed our eyes with his first Championship reign. Right out of the gate we knew that Andre was a prospect; that betting on him and putting the time, money, and effort into his growth was more than worth it. He was an extraordinary figure in the ring, and had a way with words that put him up there with Socrates; there was absolutely no doubt in anyone’s minds that he would reach the pinnacle of this very company. I know this because I myself kept a watchful eye over him, even if I wasn’t the advocate of his success, I knew that there was a future for this bright young man. And one way or another, him and I were going to cross paths, and that’d make for one deadly mix. Nonetheless, I find myself deviating from the point at hand. Andre was set for big things and that was only solidified at Territorial Invasion 2020, when he plucked the irresponsible and naive narcissist by the name of Bronson Daniels from his undeserving throne and took the crown of being your New Breed Champion, kickstarting a year of dominance and excellence that everyone will remember for a lifetime. 

Albert Hitchman: 244, the amount of time that Andre Walker held the New Breed Championship pridefully and absolutely prolifically. A number that will be remembered for a long time, embedded in the record books as the one that completely eviscerated Jamie O’Hara’s “legendary” New Breed Championship reign that disappointedly precedented yours truly’s. Andre’s reign not only surpassed the number of days desired in order to be remembered for a lifetime, but also completely shattered the bar when it came to absolute quality. Who can say they stooped the legendary, Hall of Fame, former World Champion, EAW Chairman, Mr. DEDEDE, down to the presumed dumps of the New Breed division… all to face The Notorious Kaiser? Most importantly, who can say that they joined the miniscule list of the ones that have slain the apparently everlasting Gawd? Who can say they ran the gauntlet, figuratively and literally, in order to be at the position that was always desired and deserved of him? Nobody can do it like Andre, and it’s about time we stop the debate of whether or not Andre is ready for World Championship gold or not; and accept the fact that he is. Believe it or not though, that New Breed Championship reign was only the start, of a fruitful career, especially under my all-seeing arms. Which leads me to…

Albert Hitchman: 120, the time between Andre vacating the New Breed Championship to just six days ago. There was no doubt that the skies were the limit for Andre Walker. Even while he reigned as the best Champion of our generation, we knew that he could do so… so much more than what he was producing at the moment. Which is why he did what he did, he dropped the Championship and moved forward to greener pastures. From there, win or lose, he produced nothing but star quality. Cash in The Vault was, admittingly, a minor discrepancy. But nonetheless, Season 15 was nothing more than complete dominance. Conquering two former World Champions in order to get a Championship shot, then singlehandedly carrying a brand on his back and conquerring the historic Stadium Stampede Match. He was set for a lot, and it only got better in Kuwait. Where he once again conjured poetic justice, and slayed the unrighteous Bronson Daniels once more to capture his second Championship, the one that is around his shoulder. Which leads me to my final point-

???: 28 DAYS! THE AMOUNT OF DAYS THAT ANDRE WALKER WILL REIGN AS INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE FACE OF ELITE BEATS HIS ASS IN PHILADELPHIA, PENNSLYVANIA! 

(The crowd absolutely erupts into boos upon hearing ‘Can’t Tell Me Nothing’ by Kanye West erupt Albert Hitchman’s train of thought. Sure they’re pleased Albert’s tangent has stopped, they can’t help but shower Johnny Andrews in a negative reaction while he makes his way out to the stage with an arrogant smirk on his face and a microphone in his hand. He begins to make his way down the ring, looking at an aggravated Andre Walker with a smirk still plastered on his face. ‘Can’t Tell Me Nothing’ then fades out while Johnny slides into the ring while he wastes zero time speaking.)

Johnny Andrews: That’s right! Fuck waiting in line, if nobody is going to shut your fat ass up, it’s going to be me! 

Albert Hitchman: :picard: How dare you. Who even are you???

Johnny Andrews: The names Johnny Andrews! And you better get to remembering that because it’s going to be embedded on the front plate of that very belt sooner rather than later! Because I don’t need your permission to tell you exactly how this is going to turn out. House of Glass is around the corner right?! So let’s do it like this, at House of Glass, it’ll be ME! JOHNNY ANDREWS! Versus… Andre Walker. FOR JOHNNY ANDREW’S FUTURE CHAMPIONSHIP! THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP! LET’S FUCKING GO!

(The crowd erupts into cheers while Johnny hypes them up even more. Albert looks absolutely perplexed while Andre looks on with a :roman: expression on his face. Andre holds out his hand, Albert swiftly handing him the microphone while Andre trades over the Interwire Championship. The crowd begins to quiet down while Andre steps forward.)

Andre Walker: You didn’t let Albert finish, but I’m going to give you the warning that he was going to send to the entire locker room, the final number. 302, the amount of days that consisted in the longest reigning Interwire Championship run. I am planning to completely shatter that just like I did with Jamie’s little pathetic reign. That means nobody is going to stop me from getting there, and even if they try? They’re not going to walk out the same man that they did walking in against Andre Walker. Consider this a warning, little man. It’s better for you to step back and consider your choices now, or learn to regret it when the time comes for you and I to step into the ring with one another.

(An eerie silence creeps in for a moment while Andre gives a cold stare to a nonchalant Johnny. Johnny’s face slowly grows into a smirk, to the confusion of Andre in the process. Johnny then holds up his microphone, taking a deep breath before he begins to speak.)

Johnny Andrews: Ok.

Stew-O: JOHNNY JUST SIDESTEPPED AND SLAMMED HIS MICROPHONE AGAINST THE HEAD OF ALBERT HITCHMAN! ALBERT IS TAKEN DOWN TO THE GROUND WHILE ANDRE TAKES NOTICE, DROPPING DOWN HIS MICROPH8NE AND RUNNING FORWARD GOING FOR HUNGER ON HILLSIDE! THE SPEAR COMPLETELY CRUSHES JOHNNY!

Flannery McCoy: BUT JOHNNY LEAPFROGS OVER IT! JOHNNY DROPS DOWN AND QUICKLY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING WHILE A FURIOUS ANDRE WALKER MISSES AND TUMBLES DOWN TO THE GROUND! JOHNNY JUST MADE A MOCKERY OF THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION AND FURTHERMORE, OUTSMARTED HIM! HE MIGHT’VE JUST MADE A GRAVEMISTAKE, BUT I THINK THE ONE THING HES FOCUSED ON, HE MOST DEFINITELY HAS A MATCH AT HOUSE OF GLASS NOW!

Johnny Andrews: (Off-Mic) I’LL SEE YOU AT HOUSE OF GLASS YOU FUCKING LOSER!

(‘Can’t Tell Me Nothing’ once again blasts through the speakers of the arena as Johnny Andrews raises his hand in victory to the surprising cheers of the crowd. Andre makes his way over to Albert, checking in on him while gazing back at Johnny every so often, with rage in his eyes. The last shot seen is Andre mumbling words to himself, staring a hole into the surefire future challenger for the Interwire Championship as that’s the last shot seen before Dynasty fades to elsewhere.)

(A commercial is shown for liposuction starring Xander Payne and Terry Chambers.)

(After a pan around the ring that reveals The Visual Prophet sitting in a chair at ringside, the shot finally comes inside the ring where Stephie Love stands, the ring announcer prepared to call the main event of the evening!)

Stephie Love: The following main event is a non-title singles match scheduled for one fall!

(‘Natural’ by Imagine Dragons begins to play and Terry Chambers comes walking out, clearly ready to get this one started!)

Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Detroit, Michigan… weighing in at 257 pounds… THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE… TERRY CHAMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: It was big news for Terry Chambers to be a part of Team Dynasty for the Brand Warfare Match at Territorial Invasion, and now he’s here on Dynasty to kickoff the season for himself with one hell of a match ahead of him!

Flannery McCoy: Xander’s coming off a big win, and while Team Dynasty didn’t win at Territorial Invasion in the Brand Warfare Match, Terry has the opportunity tonight to show he’s only just getting started!

Jake Mercer: And with Viz here at ringside to spectate, I can only wonder how he could impact this match! I’m glad to see him, but these situations almost always involve some shenanigans going down!

(Terry rolls into the ring and takes his spot on the far side of it, pacing as he stares down the stage when ‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill begins to play to the sound of boos, Xander coming out with the World Heavyweight Title raised!)

Stephie Love: And his opponent, weighing 253 pounds… he is the World Heavyweight Champion…. XAAAANNNNNDDDDEEEEEERRRR PAAAAYYYYYNNNNNNEEEE!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Xander’s coming off a successful defense over Andrea Valentine at Territorial Invasion and this is going to be a big opportunity for Xander to defeat another World Champion! There may be no title on the line, but Xander’s reign has seen him defeat former World Champion after former World Champion in singles competition – could Terry be next?!

Jake Mercer: Could never be Viz! That’s why he’s the next World Heavyweight Champion!

Stew-O: That remains to be seen, but Xander definitely has the chance to make a statement with Viz having the best seat in the house!

(Xander makes his way into the ring and raises the World Heavyweight Championship with a glare being cast to Terry and Viz from the Champion, the referee taking it from Xander before calling for the bell!)

(DING! DING! DING)

Stew-O: Xander and Terry look to square off here, but I really have to wonder how Viz is going to factor into all this being at ringside!

Jake Mercer: I’m just glad we have this king blessing us with his presence at ringside :blessed:!!!

Flannery McCoy: Because that’s totally not biased :mjpls:

Jake Mercer: I won’t apologize for knowing us brothers have to stick together in the face of white tyranny ✊😤

Flannery McCoy: :skip:

Stew-O: :skip: You’re not even… never mind. Xander and Terry circle the ring twice before locking up at the middle of it, the shorter Xander Payne refusing to back down as the 6’7 Terry Chambers forces him back into the corner! The referee calling for them to bring things back from out of the corner-

Flannery McCoy: AND TERRY RESPONDS WITH A HUGE TOSS OUT THE CORNER! XANDER PAYNE GOES FLYING THROUGH THE AIR AND CRASHES ON THE MAT! WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME WE SAW SOMEONE OVERPOWER XANDER LIKE THAT?! XANDER QUICKLY TRYING TO GET UP BUT TERRY IS ALREADY AFTER HIM WITH AN UPPERCUT AND XANDER GETS ROCKED, STUMBLING BACKWARD BEFORE TERRY HITS HIM AGAIN AND THIS TIME XANDER FALLS BACK INTO THE ROPES!

Stew-O: TERRY CHOPS XANDER ACROSS THE CHEST AND PROCEEDS TO SNAPMARE HIM TO THE MAT, THEN RUNNING ACROSS THE RING TO THE OPPOSITE ROPES AND COMING BACK WITH A LOW DROPKICK TO THE SEATED XANDER PAYNE! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION ROLLS FROM THE RING AND TO THE OUTSIDE, NOT HAVING EXPECTED THAT FLURRY OF OFFENSE FROM TERRY THIS EARLY IN THE MATCH!

Jake Mercer: Xander is clutching at his jaw and glaring at Terry, probably upset with knowing he’ll never have it in him to drop all that weight like Terry did. Not only that though, he catches Viz staring in his direction after rolling out here in front of us and Viz, and Viz doesn’t look impressed at all.

The Visual Prophet: (off-mic) You think this is a good look for you right now? :mjpls:

Flannery McCoy: Xander waves dismissively at Viz and then goes to roll back into the ring, Terry rushing him only for Xander to quickly roll back out and demands that the referee gets Terry back! Terry laughs and raises his hands to show he’ll oblige, Xander looking frustrated as he climbs up onto the apron and cautiously eyes Terry before stepping through the ropes-

Jake Mercer: TERRY RUSHES XANDER WITH A KNEE LIFT AS XANDER GETS ONE LEG THROUGH AND XANDER IS STUNNED OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE! Terry yanks him away from the ropes before he can even be reprimanded by the ring official and now goes to lift Friday Night Dynasty’s blimp for a suplex- NO! SNORLAX LANDS ON HIS FEET BEHIND TERRY AND HE LANDS A DROPKICK TO THE BACK THAT SENDS TERRY BARRELLING INTO THE CORNER! BUT MY GOD, DID YOU SEE THE RING NEARLY CAVE IN AS XANDER FELL TO THE MAT OFF THAT DROPKICK?!

Stew-O: TERRY TURNS AROUND INTO A LEAPING CLOTHESLINE FROM XANDER AND THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION GRABS ONE OF TERRY’S LEGS, POSITIONING THE CALF OVER HIS SHOULDER TO KEEP IT STRAIGHTENED OUT- XANDER DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S TRYING TO HYPEREXTEND TERRY’S LEG! THE LEG IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BEND THAT WAY AND HE COULD END UP DOING SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE TO TERRY’S KNEE AS HE DOES ANOTHER TIME! Xander lets go of the leg and you can see Terry limping away- XANDER WITH A CHOP BLOCK TO THE SAME LEG HE JUST TARGETED AND TERRY GOES DOWN!!

Flannery McCoy: That’s the left leg Terry’s grabbing at and to be in this much pain this early in the match could mean trouble as Xander quickly puts a halt on Terry’s offense! But near the ropes, Xander pulls that left leg out over the bottom rope and then back under it from the outside, forcing Terry’s leg to bend over the tightly pulled rope and twisting at the knee! The ring official is warning Xander that he could cause himself to get disqualified if he keeps it up but that seemingly pushes Xander to pull harder on the leg! The referee warning now that he’ll have to start a five count- XANDER JUMPS UP AND SPRINGS OFF THE BOTTOM ROPE INTO A STOMP TO THE KNEE! AND NOW A STOMP TO THE STOMACH BEFORE PULLING TERRY AWAY FROM THE ROPES FOR A PIN!

ONE!

Jake Mercer: The presumption had to be that if Terry is seriously hurt then he wouldn’t risk continuing the match, but the former EAW World Champion is determined to stay in this!

Stew-O: Xander gets to his feet and that’s when Viz begins to clap and cheer Xander on!

The Visual Prophet: WOW! WHAT A MATCH! I’M IN AWE! YOU’RE DOING AMAZING, XANDER! I MEAN IT!

Jake Mercer: So motivational :wow:!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Xander apparently doesn’t agree with you, Jake, as he looks annoyed as he shakes his head before he brings Terry off of the canvas, taking him over to the corner and bashing his forehead head off the top turnbuckle! Xander now stomping away on Terry in the corner and I don’t doubt that that leg is still bothering Terry, as Xander lands a kick right to it! Xander takes the leg over the middle rope and just like before, pulls it under it to bring the leg to torque into that unnatural position, Terry trying to push him away but Xander is kneeling out of reach!

Stew-O: The ring official backs Xander away and Xander looks quite annoyed that the referee is getting in his way with how he’s got Terry right where he wants him. Xander back on his feet gives a look to Viz.

The Visual Prophet: 😁👍

Stew-O: Xander can only roll his eyes and goes back after Terry, turning away from Viz

The Visual Prophet: 🤢👎

Flannery McCoy: Xander gets to the corner but Terry clocks him with a back elbow before the World Heavyweight Champion can land a hit! Terry back on both feet now as he starts battling his way out of the corner, landing forearm after forearm shot to the head of Xander! He’s got the World Heavyweight Champion rattled- A LOW DROPKICK TO THE FRONT OF THE LEG BY XANDER! TERRY DROPS TO A KNEE AND XANDER QUICKLY HURRIES TO GET UP, XANDER RUNNING THE ROPES AND COMING BACK AT FULL SPEED TOWARD TERRY! BUT TERRY LAUNCHES HIM UP INTO THE AIR AND THAT’S A BACK BODY DROP COUNTER FROM THE FORMER WORLD CHAMP, LEAVING XANDER FREE FALLING TO THE CANVAS!

Jake Mercer: HOW DID XANDER NOT LEAVE A CRATER IN THE RING? HOW DID HE NOT GO THROUGH THE MAT?! HE GETS UP JUST TO GET STRUCK DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE AND TERRY GETS HIM ON HIS WAY BACK TO HIS FEET, KICKING HIM IN THE GUT AND THEN TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SNAP SUPLEX! TERRY KEEPS A HOLD OF HIM THOUGH AND CHAMBERS ROLLS THEM OVER, BRINGING XANDER UP TO HIS FEET WITH HIM BEFORE TURNING IN THE DIRECTION OF THE TURNBUCKLES AND RECKLESSLY LAUNCHING XANDER INTO THEM SO THAT HE LANDS IN A HEAP ON THE MAT AFTER COLLIDING WITH THEM!

The Visual Prophet: (off-mic) What a performance! Keep up the great work, Xander! You’ve honestly never looked better!

Stew-O: Xander turns himself over and grabs the bottom rope to sit himself up AND TERRY COMES CHARGING WITH THE INTENT TO KICK XANDER’S FACE CLEAN OFF WITH A RUNNING FACEWASH! TERRY BLASTS HIS BOOT RIGHT INTO XANDER’S FACE! TERRY NOW PULLING THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OUT THE CORNER AND HE PINS XANDER TO THE MAT!

OOONNNEEE!!

TTTWWWOOO!!

Stew-O: Xander with the kickout but Terry is wise to stay on Xander, mounting him with repeated punches to the face knowing that he can’t allow this opportunity to slip away! This is first match on Dynasty and only the second of his since returning to be a part of Team Dynasty in the Brand Warfare Match at Territorial Invasion, and this is a huge chance for Terry to establish himself quickly in the Dynasty rankings if he’s able to win! Terry comes off of Xander Payne and drags Xander up, whipping him across the ring- Xander holds onto the hand and twists under the arm, pulling Terry forward into a back elbow with the opposite arm! Xander clubbing Terry over the back as Terry turned away after the elbow shot, before then stomping on the back of the leg to bring him to a knee and then throws Terry face first into the mat!

Flannery McCoy: Xander brings Terry’s torso off the mat as he grabs two fistfuls of hair and slams Terry’s face against the canvas for a second time! The referee advisees Xander to let up on the hair pulling but it’s Terry who understands that he’s got to get himself back up and tries to force his way back up onto his knees, throwing elbows backward at Xander and managing to catch him a number of times on the way up! Terry coming off his knees but Xander lifts Terry up off his feet from behind into an inverted atomic drop AND XANDER THROWS TERRY OVERHEAD AND TO THE MAT WITH A MASSIVE GERMAN SUPLEX! WHAT A SHOW OF STRENGTH FROM THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

Jake Mercer: He’s really showing out for my brother Viz right now

Stew-O: You’re not even related. :wtf:

Jake Mercer: Don’t be such a cac, Stew 🙄

Flannery McCoy: :mjlol:!!!

Jake Mercer: Xander grabs Terry from off of the mat and sends him out through the ropes, letting Terry take an unceremonious fall to the floor out at ringside! Xander steps out onto the apron and hops down to follow after him, Xander getting Terry up AND SENDING TERRY INTO THE BARRICADE TO THE SOUND OF BOOS FROM THE CROWD! TERRY GOES DOWN AND XANDER RUNS OVER TO STOMP ON TERRY’S FALLEN BODY! BUT XANDER STOPS AS HE SEES VIZ SITTING ON THE STEPS NOW, WATCHING THE ACTION UNFOLD!

Xander Payne: (off-mic) You stay the hell back! I’ll kick your ass, too!

The Visual Prophet: (off-mic) :usure:

Xander Payne: (off-mic) Yes, I’m sure!

The Visual Prophet: (off-mic) :usure:

Flannery McCoy: XANDER SEEMS INTENT ON LETTING VIZ KNOW THAT HE IS SURE AS HE PEELS TERRY OFF THE GROUND AND THEN SENDS HIM INTO THE STEPS THAT VIZ IS SITTING ON! XANDER MARCHING OVER AND STOMPING ON TERRY AS VIZ REMAINS SEATED ON THE STEPS, ARMS CROSSED OVER HIS CHEST WHILE XANDER BEATS DOWN ON TERRY! XANDER NOW YELLING AT VIZ!

Xander Payne: (off-mic) GET THE FUCK OUT THE WAY!

The Visual Prophet: (off-mic) :picard:

Stew-O: Viz makes his way off the steps and Xander places the left leg on the bottom step as he goes backward up onto the highest part of the stairs, BEFORE JUMPING DOWN ONTO TERRY’S LEG THAT HE’S PLACED ON THE BOTTOM STEP! TERRY SHOUTS AS HE HAS ALL OF XANDER’S WEIGHT COME PLUMMETING DOWN ON HIS LOWER LEG AND TERRY IS DOWN ON THE GROUND IN ABSOLUTE PAIN!

Xander Payne: (off-mic) That’s gonna be you next if you don’t sit your ass back down!

The Visual Prophet: :mjpls:

Flannery McCoy: Xander grabs Terry after threatening Viz and rolls Terry back into the ring, Terry pulling himself up with the ropes as Xander takes his time getting back into the ring himself from behind Terry and a kick to the leg takes Terry’s out from under him! Terry falls to the mat and Xander picks him up, tossing him with an exploder suplex that drives him down and Xander makes the cover! The referee going to count!

The Visual Prophet: OOOONNNNEEEE!!

The Visual Prophet: TTTTTWWWWOOOO!!!

(Terry Chambers kicks out but Xander sits up out of the pin in confusion as he sees The Visual Prophet standing on the chair he’d been sitting in and now holding a microphone as he’d counted along with the referee’s count! Xander gets up to his feet and goes to the ropes to question Viz!)

Xander Payne: :wtf:

Jake Mercer: Viz has a live microphone :wow:!!

The Visual Prophet: Now is not the time to be getting distracted, Xander, when you’ve got a match going on! And from what I’ve seen out of you so far, I can’t say I’m impressed; you better do something about that!

Xander Payne: (off-mic) Shut up!

The Visual Prophet: What was that?

Xander Payne: (off-mic) I SAID SHUT UP!

Stew-O: TERRY CHAMBERS WITH THE ROLL-UP ON XANDER! TERRY’S GONNA STEAL IT!!!

OOOONNNNEEEE!!!

TTTTTWWWWOOOO!!!

TTTTHHHH-

Flannery McCoy: Xander kicks out and hurries to get up but Terry gets in a wicked forearm shot while he’s got up to a knee! Xander nearly gets knocked over but plants his hands on the mat to keep himself up, and Terry keeps hammering away as he starts to get himself up! Terry is looking to make the most of this and he’s got Xander up to his feet now, whipping him across the ring and TERRY DROPS XANDER WITH A POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! XANDER GETS PLANTED ON THE CANVAS AND THIS IS THE OPENING THAT TERRY’S GOING TO HAVE TO CAPITALIZE ON TO MAKE HIS RETURN TO WEEKLY COMPETITION ONE TO REMEMBER!

Jake Mercer: Terry Chambers gets himself to his feet and begins to stomp down over Xander’s head! Terry makes sure he can get full advantage of this moment and holds nothing back as it seems like he’s trying to stomp Xander’s head through the mat! The former EAW World Champion has Xander in his grasp after reaching down to get him and Xander finds himself being pulled into a forearm before getting ran into the corner, where Terry tries to further wear Xander down with shoulder thrusts in the corner! How effective they’ll be considering Xander’s stomach might as well be an illegal cushion that softens the blow, I’m not sure!

Stew-O: I’d say from the look on Xander’s face that Terry’s making sure to get the full impact and now there’s an uppercut to end the multitude of brutal blows to the stomach! Terry drives his knee now into Xander’s gut before lifting him up onto the top turnbuckle, looking to go for a huge power move here in a moment as he goes to climb up after Xander!

The Visual Prophet: Big Terry going up high after finding the strength to lift a fuck-ton of lard!

Flannery McCoy: Viz is still on that mic here in front of us, watching on as Terry pummels Xander over the top of the head- XANDER PULLS HIMSELF DOWN AND TO THE MAT UNDERNEATH TERRY! XANDER GRABS TERRY’S LEGS TO GET HIM OFF THE TURNBUCKLES AND ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, AND XANDER TRIES TO GET A RUNNING START OUT THE CORNER- TERRY COUNTERS INTO A HURRICANRANA PIN ON XANDER!! ANOTHER SURPRISE PIN ON THE REIGNING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!

OOOONNNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHR-

Jake Mercer: Xander kicks out and I don’t think he was expecting this kind of quickness from Terry, but from my understanding, Terry was training in the Himalayas during his time away from EAW to build up his endurance, so it’s easy for me to connect the dots on where this reinvigorated energy is coming from!

Flannery McCoy: You didn’t connect shit :mjpls:

Stew-O: Xander hurries to his feet and has to duck under a big boot attempt from Terry, only to turn right back around into a side kick from the former World Champ! Terry comes down over his back with a clubbing blow and then a knee to the face before he goes looking for discus clothesline but Xander somehow has the wherewithal to duck under it! Terry continuing the spin back around- “OVERDOSE”!!! XANDER STRIKES WITH A SPINNING MOVE HIS OWN AND IT’S THE DISCUS PALM STRIKE THAT CATCHES TERRY RIGHT ON THE FACE! TERRY NEARLY GETS TAKEN OFF HIS FEET FROM THAT BUT XANDER GRABS THE HAIR TO KEEP HIM FROM GOING ANYWHERE! AND NOW THERE’S A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SPINNING NECKBREAKER FROM XANDER TO TERRY!!!

The Visual Prophet: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Xander Payne: (off-mic) Why are you still here?!

The Visual Prophet: One of us has to make this entertaining, and it’s sure as hell not gonna be you :mjpls:

Jake Mercer: :wow:!!! Xander can only shake his head and casts an ugly glare at Viz, but I’m pretty sure that’s how Xander’s face always looks, so who can really be sure?! Xander focuses back on Terry and gets him up on his feet while keeping a wristlock while landing forearms and kicks before sending Terry into the corner off an irish whip, Xander looking to follow- XANDER CATCHES THE LEG AS TERRY WENT FOR A SURPRISE KICK! XANDER QUICKLY TWISTING AROUND WITH THE LEG OVER HIS SHOULDER AND HE GRABS THE OTHER ONE INTO THE SAME POSITION OVER THE OTHER, XANDER RIPPING TERRY FROM OUT THE CORNER WITH TERRY HANGING UPSIDE DOWN BEHIND HIM! A SITOUT INVERTED ALABAMA SLAM!!! TERRY GETS DRIVEN FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT AND XANDER’S QUICKLY MOVING TO GET BACK TO THIS FEE, HIS EYES ON TERRY!!

Flannery McCoy: “RIPTIDE”!!! THE SPINNING BRAINBUSTER CONNECTS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND TERRY GETS DROPPED RIGHT ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! TERRY LOOKS TO BE OUT OF IT AS XANDER TURNS HIMSELF OVER INTO THE COVER, HOOKING THE LEG AND THE REFEREE GOES TO COUNT!

OOONNNNEEEE!!!

TTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTHHHHHRRRREEE-

The Visual Prophet: Is this the best our World Heavyweight God can do?! You’re not gonna win this match with that kind of effort! Stop thinking about cheesecake and get your head in the game!

Jake Mercer: Cheesecake 🤤

Stew-O: Xander slaps the mat with a huff as he looks over at Viz and shakes his head before complaining to the referee, wanting to know if there’s anything he can do to shut off Viz’s mic.

Referee: (off-mic) It’s not up to me 🤷‍♂️

Stew-O: Xander huffs before he spots Terry stirring on the mat just in front of him and Xander takes his frustrations out on Terry with a shot over the back of the head! Terry just being conscious enough to try to cover up but by then Xander’s already up on his feet, stomping on Terry’s back! Xander kicks Terry in the ribs and Terry ends up near the ropes, Xander coming over and forcing Terry’s upper half out over the bottom rope while Xander remains inside the ring! Xander grabbing the top rope and XANDER SLINGSHOTS OVER INTO A LEG DROP-

The Visual Prophet: DUMBASS!!!!

Flannery McCoy: XANDER MISSES AS TERRY PULLS HIMSELF OUT THE WAY AND XANDER COMES CRASHING DOWN ON THE APRON! THAT’S THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING AND XANDER SLIDES OFF THE APRON, STUMBLING AWAY BUT DOESN’T MAKE IT FAR AS TERRY SENDS HIM INTO THE FRONT OF OUR COMMENTARY TABLE WITH A DIVING DROPKICK OFF THE APRON AND TO XANDER’S BACK!!! XANDER COLLIDES WITH THE COMMENTARY TABLE AND TRIES TO PUSH AWAY BUT TERRY SLAMS HIS FACE OFF THE TOP OF IT, AND THEN WHIRLS HIM AROUND TO SEND HIM FRONT FIRST INTO THE APRON!!

Jake Mercer: Xander falls over to the ground and Viz continues to hype up Terry, even if only to further embarrass the World Heavyweight Champion, WHO GETS SENT INTO THE STEPS WHICH IS NO DOUBT PAYBACK FOR EARLIER! XANDER COLLIDES WITH THE STEPS AND GOES DOWN, BUT HE’S NOT OUT AS HE TRIES TO CRAWL AWAY BUT TERRY ISN’T LETTING GO ANYWHERE, WALKING CAREFULLY ON HIS LEG BUT HE GETS XANDER NONETHELESS AND HE DRIVES XANDER HEAD FIRST INTO THE RING POST! XANDER SPIRALS OUT TO THE GROUND AND TERRY MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO GRAB XANDER AND SENDS HIM INTO THE RING! TERRY WITH THE COVER!

OOONNNNNEEEE!!!!

TTTTWWWWWWOOOO!!!

TTTTHHHHHHHRRRREEEE-

The Visual Prophet: :notbad:

Stew-O: Xander kicks out after that quick flurry from Terry and Terry sits up, looking sure that victory could be on its way!

Flannery McCoy: After a moment, Terry grabs Xander and goes to get him up but Xander begins to try to fight his way out of Terry’s grasp, throwing shots as he starts to get to his feet! Xander managing to knock Terry’s hands off of him and he reels back for another punch but Terry sidesteps a right hand that would’ve absolutely knocked him out, managing to hook the arm and Terry hooks the other to lift Xander up into an elevated double chickenwing! Terry walking with Xander overhead to the middle of the ring-

Jake Mercer: XANDER GETS HIS ARMS FREE AND DROPS DOWN, TAKING TERRY TO THE MAT IN A VICTORY ROLL!!!

OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRREEEE!!!

The Visual Prophet: Are you trying to win at all, Xander?! What the hell is this?!

Stew-O: I’m sure Xander is trying to win but Terry’s proving to be just as resilient! The two of them rush to get up and Xander misses a kick, Terry avoiding the oncoming strike as he wasn’t able to get to a vertical base yet and rolled on the mat to dodge it! Xander spins around to see Terry up and moving, the two of them meeting in the middle of the ring to exchange blows! These two powerhouses landing shot after shot on each other, and I wouldn’t wanna be either of these men as neither of them is gonna each other a moment to breathe!

Flannery McCoy: Those punches have got to feel like absolute with the way they’re launching them at each other but Xander puts a stop to this bare-knuckle brawl with a kick to the stomach! Xander grabbing a doubled over Terry and running toward the corner but Terry counters and sends Xander into the turnbuckles instead! Terry unleashes on Xander with a series of kicks and punches over the head, elbows to the face that all come in a whirlwind of a barrage! Terry grabs Xander and looks to bring him out- XANDER WITH A DROPKICK TO THE FRONT OF THE KNEE! XANDER GOES BACK TO THE LEFT LEG AND TERRY GOES DOWN!

Jake Mercer: XANDER RUSHES TO GET UP AND GRABS TERRY WHILE HE’S DOWN! XANDER GETTING TERRY AND HOISTING HIM UP INTO THE “PAYNEKILLER”-

Stew-O: TERRY WRIGGLES OUT AND BACK ONTO HIS FEET! BUT HIS KNEE GIVES OUT AND HE DROPS DOWN! XANDER FINDS HIMSELF WITH A SECOND CHANCE AS HE TRIES TO LIFT TERRY A SECOND TIME BUT TERRY’S GOT A HOLD OF XANDER’S LEG TO BLOCK IT! XANDER LETS GO TO STRIKE TERRY OVER THE BACK BUT TERRY CAPITALIZES BY THROWING XANDER OVER HIS BACK IN ANOTHER BACK BODY DROP- NO! XANDER LANDS ON HIS FEET THIS TIME AND TURNS AROUND-

Flannery McCoy: “MOMENT OF SILENCE”!!! THE GLASGOW KISS HEADBUTT STRIKES XANDER AS INTENDED AND THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS STUNNED ON HIS FEET! “CHAMBERS OF PAIN”!!! TERRY CONNECTS WITH THE FUTURE SHOCK DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT AFTER A KICK TO XANDER’S STOMACH AND XANDER IS LAID OUT ON THE MAT!!! TERRY NOW WITH THE COVER!!!!

OOOONNNNNNEEEE!!!

TTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEE!!!!

Jake Mercer: XANDER KICKS OUT!!!!

Stew-O: What a succession of moves from Terry just now, nearly making good on this chance to defeat the World Heavyweight Champion! Terry sitting up with a look, questioning what to do next and Viz is on the outside leading a rally of applause in support of Terry!

The Visual Prophet: This former fat boy could do it, Terry could get it done and be the inspiration that Weight Watchers only thinks it is! But can he?! Will he?! Don’t send these people home disappointed, Terry!

Terry Chambers: 😐

Flannery McCoy: It looks like Terry could do without the, uh, questionable encouragement from Viz, but he’s certainly handling it a lot better than Xander has been by otherwise paying Viz no attention and focusing on the match at hand. Terry hurls Xander across the ring to send him rolling into the corner, AND NOW TERRY TAKES OFF AT A SEATED XANDER- Xander avoids whatever was coming his way by rolling out of the ring! Terry senses that he’s well on his way to a win and doesn’t want to let up, going to step out on the apron, BUT XANDER COMES BACK UP ON THE APRON AND GRABS THE LEG, YANKING TERRY FORWARD INTO THE TURNBUCKLES AND THEN SLAMS THE LEG OFF THE RING POST! XANDER DOES IT AGAIN AND TERRY SHOUTS, CAUGHT IN THE TURNBUCKLES AND LEFT ON ONE LEG!

Jake Mercer: AND NOW A HANGING HEEL HOOK FROM XANDER! TERRY IS TRYING TO GET HIS LEG BACK INTO THE RING BUT XANDER HAS HIMSELF PRACTICALLY TIED AROUND TERRY’S LEFT LEG! TERRY SHOUTING OUT AS XANDER’S ILLEGAL SUBMISSION PUTS PRESSURE ON THE ANKLE, AS WELL AS AFFECTING THE KNEE! THAT’S LIKE AN ANCHOR ON HIS LEG AND A MASSIVE ONE THAT BECAUSE THERE’S WAY HE’S SHAKING XANDER OFF OF HIM!

Stew-O: Xander finally lets go at the referee’s count of four and Terry’s able to get his leg back into the ring, but there’s no doubt he’s hurting! Terry leans into the ropes with a hand clutching his knee while Xander is climbing back up onto the apron- AND TERRY KNOCKS HIM DOWN WITH A FOREARM! Terry wasn’t about to let Xander capitalize so suddenly, but that leg is still bothering him as he hasn’t even tried to make a move out to get Xander; a desperation attack by Terry to give himself some time to recover but it won’t be much as Xander is already back up on and on the move!

Flannery McCoy: Xander rolls into the ring now just a bit away from Terry so that he’s out of range of an immediate attack and Xander comes hustling over, kicking at the leg! Terry falls back into the corner and Xander pummels him down until he’s seated against the bottom turnbuckle! Xander now picking Terry back up and sitting him up high, Xander climbing the ropes up after him! Terry gets his head rattled with punches as Xander starts to get him up, Xander and Terry on the top turnbuckle with Xander hoisting Terry into position!

Jake Mercer: A SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE! XANDER TAKES TERRY DOWN TO THE MAT FROM ALL THE WAY UP TOP AND THE TWO OF THEM SHAKE THE RING AS THEY COME DOWN! XANDER AND TERRY ARE BOTH LAID OUT AFTER A HUGE POWER MOVE FROM XANDER!!!

Stew-O: XANDER CLEARLY WANTS TO PUT THIS AWAY AND IS DOING EVERYTHING TO WEAR TERRY DOWN, KNOWING THAT HE COULD STILL HAVE SOME FIGHT LEFT IN HIM! BUT XANDER IS THE FIRST TO STIR AND NOW HE TURNS OVER TO FIND TERRY, THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION TRUDGING OVER TO HIM AND DRAPING HIS ARM OVER TERRY FOR THE COVER!!!

OOOONNNNNNEEEE!!!

TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEE!!!

The Visual Prophet: :mjlol:!!!!

Flannery McCoy: TERRY KICKS OUT AND XANDER ROLLS OVER, SLAPPING THE CANVAS!

The Visual Prophet: :umad:!!!!!

Stew-O: Xander gets himself up and then Terry, blasting away with forearms and wanting to beat the fight out of Terry, not understanding how Terry could still be going! Xander pulls him into a short-arm clothesline and Terry goes down, only to be pulled up into another one before Xander finally lets him lay there! Xander throwing himself back into the ropes to come down with a knee drop onto the stomach, and turning his attention to the leg as he pops back up into a double foot stomp! The World Heavyweight Champion takes Terry off the mat and whips him over into the corner, Xander running in-

Jake Mercer: A KICK FROM TERRY! XANDER RUNS INTO A BOOT FROM TERRY AND THEN TAKES A FOREARM TO THE FACE! TERRY USES THE ROPES TO SEND TWO BOOTS TO XANDER AND XANDER FALLS BACKWARD TO THE MAT, XANDER TURNING TO GET UP-

Flannery McCoy: “RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE”- NO! XANDER DUCKS BACK DOWN AND TERRY MISSES THE CLAYMORE KICK! TERRY’S DOWN AND XANDER RUSHES OVER WITH A PUNT KICK TO THE HEAD! TERRY COLLAPSES TO THE MAT AND XANDER DRAGS TERRY UP TO HIS FEET!

Stew-O: “LAST SEDATION”!!! XANDER GETS TERRY WITH THE POP-UP POWERBOMB AND HE THROWS TERRY TO THE MAT! TERRY IS DOWN AND OUT AND XANDER HOOKS THE LEGS FOR THE COVER!!!!

OOOONNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!

TTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“It Follows” by Cane Hill begins to play and Xander shoves himself off of Terry, getting to his feet to receive the World Heavyweight Championship from the referee as he gets his hand raised!)

Stephie Love: Here is your winner… the World Heavyweight Champion…. XANDER PAYNE!!!

Stew-O: A great back and forth match from Terry and Xander here tonight, but Xander comes out on top and continues to win!

Flannery McCoy: This is just the kind of thing that Xander needed to keep his momentum from Territorial Invasion going, defeating yet another former World Champion!

(Xander makes his way over to the ropes, the World Heavyweight Championship raised as he trash talks Viz from the ring while Viz mouths off right back, a grin on his face as Xander talks himself up into a fury over how Viz proved to be annoying throughout the match!)

Jake Mercer: Xander’s definitely feeling some type of way about Viz having had some of the spotlight here in this match, but there’s not much he can do about it now!

(Cutting to Terry as he makes his way out the ring, he limps from ringside and clutches at his knee on the way toward the ramp, nearly falling over but managing to keep himself up. Terry bends down to check his knee and the referee comes out to assist him, the two of them discussing his leg before they go to start up the ramp together…)

Stew-O: BETHANY BLUE JUST FLOORED TERRY CHAMBERS!!! DR. BLUE IS STOMPING THE HELL OUT OF TERRY CHAMBERS RIGHT NOW AND DYNASTY’S NEWEST ADDITION IS ABSOLUTELY TAKING IT TO THIS FORMER WORLD CHAMPION!!! THE REFEREE TRIES TO GET HER BACK BUT BETHANY IS RELENTLESS IN EHR ATTACK, STOMPING ON THE LEG AND TERRY CAN’T DO ANYTHING TO FIGHT BACK AS BETHANY REFUSES TO LET UP!!!

Flannery McCoy: BETHANY JUST CAME FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AND DROPPED TERRY BEFORE HE COULD MAKE IT BEYOND THE RINGSIDE FLOOR, AND NOW BETHANY IS KICKING THE HELL OUT OF TERRY AND UNLEASHING AN ATTACK THAT NOBODY EXPECTED TO COME FROM HER IN THIS MOMENT!!!

Jake Mercer: Bethany did say that she had her eyes on a few of the people populating Dynasty’s roster, and it looks like Terry’s one of those people! Bethany kicks Terry over onto his stomach, Chambers helpless as he can’t even stand up-

Stew-O: “SAY AHHHHHHHHH: THE SECOND DOSE”!!! BETHANY HAS HIM IN THAT PATENTED MANDIBLE SUBMISSION OF HERS AND SHE’S GOT HIM FLAILING HIS LEGS, DESPERATELY WANTING TO GET OUT OF THE SUBMISSION BUT BETHANY WON’T LET GO! TERRY IS TRYING TO GET FREE BUT BETHANY HAS HIM TRAPPED AND RIGHT WHERE SHE WANTS HIM, HOLDING HIM THERE AND IGNORING THE OFFICIALS THAT HAVE COME DOWN TO THE END OF THE RAMP! TERRY TRYING TO FIGHT THROUGH THIS- HE’S OUT! TERRY PASSES OUT AND ONLY THEN DOES BETHANY FINALLY LET GO!

(Bethany gets to her feet, landing one final kick to Terry while the referees finally come around to back her away from the scene and trying to start her up the ramp! Bethany stares down Terry past the officials as she backpedals up the ramp, taking her time though to watch the other referees tend to Terry, and as the final shot comes upon Terry being turned over to reveal he’s been left unconscious, the scene fades out.)

(EAW logo buzzes.)

Written by John Helms

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