( EAW Intro plays )
(Dynasty Intro Plays; featuring “Revolution” by The Score.)
( The show opens up to the Spark Arena, where the sold out audience is cheering and holding up signs as red and white pyro fires from the stage and “Revolution” continues to play over the sound system. )
Stew-O: We are just a short couple of weeks away from the Dynasty exclusive Marquee event, OPERATION: DOOMSDAY! It is a contentious time for the Dynasty Elitists, welcome everybody to Friday Night Dynasty: where we fight on Friday Nights! The Voice of EAW Stew-O here alongside Talib Bari, how big is this night Bari?
Talib Bari: It’s enormous! We got the Openweight Champion and the New Breed Champion in the house, both looking to scout some competition. This Auckland, New Zealand crowd has kept up the energy from an amazing episode of Empire yesterday, and we got FOUR big tournament matches to give these wonderful folks here down in the “down under”!
Stew: It is a consequential evening to say the least Bari, as we look to find out who will go on to face Jack Ripley for the EAW PURE Championship in a PURE Rules Match! And it may very well be this man:
(The lights dim as “Indestructible” by Disturbed hits. A spotlight follows Erebus Jennings as he walks to the ring with a purpose)
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Approaching the ring first, Weighing in at 240 pounds… EREEEEEBBBUUUSSSSSS JEEEENNNNNNNINNNGGGGSSSS!!
Bari: Erebus Jennings looks like a man on a mission here tonight… I certainly wouldn’t want to be Ben Black!
( We cut to Ben Black who is already in the ring, having made his entrance before the show intro. )
Stephie Love: His opponent, already in the ring from Melbourne, Australia… weighing in at 196 pounds… BEEENNNNNNN BLLLAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKK!!
Stew: Ben Black not getting all too kind of a reception despite growing up in close proximity from here. Perhaps there’s a little Aussie/NZ rivalry, similar to how Texans hate Georgians in the state!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: THERE’S THE BELL… AND HERE COMES BEN BLACK… OH BUT HE’S CAUGHT!! CAUGHT WITH A STRAIGHT RIGHT HAND TO THE GUT!!… EREBUS NOW GRABBING THE HEAD OF BEN BLACK AND TURNING HIM AROUND… PITCH BLACK!! IT CONNECTS!! AND THERE’S THE COVER!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!! ON A MISSION IS RIGHT, WOW!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Indestructible picks back up as Erebus Jennings gets to his feet and looks down at his opponent)
Stephie Love: Your winner… EREEEBBUSSS JEEENNNINGGGSSS!!
Stew: An EMPHATIC victory here tonight for Erebus Jennings!
Bari: I told you Stew, he just had a different look in his eyes tonight! And look, he didn’t even have time to take off his coat! Making extremely quick work of Ben Black tonight!
( Camera opens up backstage to Starr Stan’s office where he is seen leaning against his desk enjoying a nice cup of espresso. A knock is heard on his door. )
Starr Stan: Come in!
( The door opens, and the crowd gives a big response as both Raven Roberts and Lars Grier walk into the room holding their respective New Breed and Openweight Championships. )
Lars Grier: What’s up, Starr.
Raven Roberts: How’s it going?
Starr: Good to see you two! Welcome to Dynasty! How do you guys like it around here?
Lars: It’s a bit less hectic around here than on Voltage, but I like it.
Raven: It’s a bit boring for my taste. Has The 1% really got everyone here scared shitless?
Starr: Not necessarily! You should have seen this place six months ago, it was out of control man. If I still had any hair at the time I probably would have pulled it all out. Ever since the draft people on Dy aren’t really focused on the drama that much, they’re more focused on winning championships. Speaking of which, I settled a deal with CC and Flannery McCoy and I am pleased to announce that at the October 20th Marquee Event Operation Doomsday, both the New Breed and the Openweight Championships will both be on the line!
( Crowd cheers. Raven and Lars nod. )
Raven: By the looks of this brand it’ll be a cakewalk for me. So who am I facing?
( Kevin Hunter enters the office, still fuming about the loss from earlier. )
Kevin Hunter: Starr, I flew all this way to New Zealand just to find that not only am I pulled from the PURE Title tournament, but I don’t even have a match down here at all?? What is my job here, to be a wrestler or sign autographs for a bunch of morons at airports at 5 in the morning!?
Starr: I understand your frustration Kevin, but hear me out.
Kevin: Hear WHAT out Starr? I took the freaking Answers World Championship to his limit and gave him more of a fight than two Hall of Famers did at Territorial Invasion, and you have the nerve to still overlook me while SCRUBS get to contend for titles?
( Lars starts laughing. )
Kevin: What the hell is so funny, asshole?
Lars: Nothing my guy. Just sense a lot of effeminate energy coming from you is all.
Kevin: Effeminate? I will kick your ass.
Starr: Kevin listen —
Lars: Nah let him think what he wants to think. There’s a reason why he’s out here demanding credit for falling short in the big match.
Kevin: Oh you mean like what you did for two years?
( Raven almost spits out her water. Lars gets in Kevin’s face, and Starr gets in between the two while Raven stands by with a look of amusement. )
Starr: Guys we’re not doing this, not right here!
Kevin: Nah this guy wants to come on my show and be a smartass? Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is and meet me in the ring and put that title on the line?
Lars: I’ll meet you in the ring right now tough guy.
Starr: I’m sorry, that is NOT happening tonight.
( Crowd boos. )
Starr: Look Kevin I understand your frustrations but believe it or not I see you as one of the most valuable assets here on Dynasty. You’re a guy who can represent this brand and you’ve proven that you’re able to rise to the occasion and defy expectations. It’s clear that there’s some ‘chemistry’ between you two, so let’s make this thing official: Lars Grier vs. Kevin Hunter at OPERATION: DOOMSDAY!
( Kevin and Lars nod their heads at the prospect. )
Lars: Works for me. I get to embarrass this dude on his own show.
Kevin: I like it. I think it’s perfect actually, because that title on your shoulder, that’s my ticket to the top of the mountain. Hope you don’t take the loss too hard, bum.
( Kevin Hunter walks out of the room, and Lars shakes his head before exiting through a different direction. )
Raven: Well that was fun, so now what about me?
Starr: Well as far as the New Breed title is concerned I kind of had two people in mind. One of them was Ryan Wilson–
Raven: Ew. Pass.
Starr: Well, Wilson’s a really hard worker and he’s super competitive and has expressed his interest in competing for the New Breed title before.
Raven: I have no interest in facing losers like Ryan Wilson.
Starr: I wouldn’t necessarily consider him that, you’ll be surprised how much of a fight he can put on. Plus like I said he’s lobbied for a shot at your title before–
Raven: Like I said, pass.
Starr: I see. Well my second option is kind of a wildcard, but I was also considering Erebus Jennings.
Raven: Now that’s much better!
Starr: Maybe, but he’s still active in the PURE Championship tournament and he’s advancing to the semi-finals next week. Plus he’s never openly expressed interest in competing for the New Breed title, so I don’t know.
Raven: Well I want to face him. He just killed his opponent earlier, and it’s clear he’s above most of the competition on this brand. Besides, I’ve seen his work up close and personally back in the CITV match, I think he would be an excellent first defense for me.
Starr: I don’t know, it’s kind of a stretch.
Raven: Make it happen, Starr. I’ll be back next week to watch his 2nd round match but make sure you talk to Erebus for me.
Starr: I will.
( Raven nods and exits the room as the camera cuts back to the arena.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentleman the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a first-round match in the Pure Championship contender tournament!
“Now You’re a Man” by DVDA plays over the speakers and Andy Lush appears on the stage, brushing his abs and jawing with the crowd as he heads down to the ring.
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada weighing in at 6’1 232 pounds… he is The Luscious………. ANNNNNNNNNNNDYYYYYYYYYY LUSH!!!!!!
“Year Zero” by Ghost plays as ZERO emerges from the back, his eyes glued on Andy Lush. He ignores the high five attempts from the fans as he continues down the ramp.
Stephie Love: Introducing his opponent, from Guadalajara, Mexico weighing in at 6’1″ 190 pounds… he is… ZERRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew: A tale of two opposites here, you have Andy Lush who is enamored with himself and ZERO who is about as mysterious as it gets. The two lock up in the center of the ring, Andy quickly pulls ZERO for a side headlock and follows through with a quick takedown, Andy arrogantly counts his abs in front of ZERO who remains unphased. The two quickly lock horns again and ZERO slings Andy over himself with an arm drag which sends Andy back onto his feet all in one motion, the two bolt towards each other but ZERO gets the advantage as he drills Andy’s midsection with a scintillating spin kick which keels Andy over… PELE KICK TO THE BACK OF ANDY’S SKULL!
Talib: Amazing athleticism and precision by ZERO, who methodically stomps on the poor limbs of Andy Lush! ZERO slowly lifts Andy up and measures him… GAMENGIRI KICK! NO! ANDY BACK PEDDLES AND THEN SUDDENLY THRUSTS HIMSELF FORWARD AND SLINGSHOTS ZERO ACROSS THE RING WITH A RUNNING HURRICANRANA! ZERO attempts to get to his feet in the corner but is rocked with a running knee strike! Andy sits ZERO on the top turnbuckle and climbs up himself! This could be bad…
Stew: I think he’s going for a superplex here Talib! BUT WAIT! ZERO SUNSET FLIPS FORWARD OVER ANDY! ZERO QUICKLY TURNS AROUND AND HOOKS THE WAIST FROM BEHIND!!!!!!! TOP ROPE GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANDY JUST CRASHED AND BURNED ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD, OH MY! HE’S OUT! HE’S OUT! ZERO QUICKLY TURNS ANDY OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG!!!
Talib: HOW THE HELL DID ANDY KICKOUT?!?! Somehow, some ungodly way Andy kicked out at two and three fourths! ZERO again, seems unphased as he bolts towards Andy who is on his hands and knees! YEAAAAAAAAR ZERRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOO… MISSES! AGAIN, ANDY BACK PEDDLES OUT OF A LESS THAN OPTIMAL PREDICAMENT! ZERO TURNS AROUND AND IS NEARLY DECAPITATED BY A RUNNING LARIAT FROM ANDY! ZERO GETS BACK UP BUT ANDY SCOOPS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS WITH A SMIRK ON HIS FACE! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!!!!!!! ZERO LANDS ON HIS FEET BESIDE ANDY AND DAZES ANDY WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! He picks Andy up and drops him with a scoop slam, ZERO mounts Andy and starts drilling him with jaw jacking forearms, one after another! I think he just busted open Andy’s lip, ZERO drags Andy up but Andy sweeps ZERO’s hands out from under him, he drives a knee into the mid-section of ZERO and spikes him down with a DDT!
Stew: ZERO’s skull bounces off of the mat and Andy quickly covers!
Talib: KICKOUT! ZERO with the shoulder up! Andy grits his teeth and grabs both legs of ZERO BUT ZERO PULLS HIM IN! TRIANGLE CHOKE!!! ANDY IS KICKING WILDLY! HE COULD BE IN DEEP TROUBLE HERE! ANDY LATCHES HIS HAND ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE, FORTUNATELY FOR ANDY THEY WERE CLOSE ENOUGH!
Ref: BREAK! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
Stew: ZERO finally relents but the damage has already been done! Andy is coughing up a storm! ZERO aims to inflict as much punishment as he can onto his opponent and with the stakes being so high, it’s hard to argue with the methods to his madness! Andy gets to his feet but not for long as ZERO snaps off a step up enziguri! Down goes Andy who is on all fours!! ZERO sizes him up and punts him in the ribs! Ugh, you can feel that from here! ZERO is showing no mercy! Another punt to the ribs!
Talib: He’s rearranging the abs of Andy Lush! He backs up again, a third pun–
Stew: ANDY CATCHES HIM! HE TRIPS HIM DOWN, FACE-ARRANGER!!!!!!!!!! A MODIFIED STF IS FIRMLY LOCKED IN! ZERO HAS NOWHERE TO GO!!!! IS HE GOING TO TAP HERE!!!
Ref: What do you say ZERO?
Talib: ZERO is shaking his head no, he’s trying to inch closer to the ropes but damn that STF is sinched in good! Andy is screaming at him to tap! ZERO is crawling on his forearms somehow, someway and he…. YES! He’s got the rope!
Ref: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
Stew: A taste of ZERO’s own medicine perhaps by utilizing the ref’s count! Andy lets go but drags ZERO on his stomach by his leg, he’s going to reapply the face arranger, but ZERO flips onto his back and pushes Andy off with both of his legs. ANDY DARTS RIGHT BACK AND INTO THE ZERO HOUR! ZERO JUST SCRAMBLED HIS BRAINS WITH THAT SICK KICK! HE’S NOT DONE EITHER! HE GRABS THE ARM OF ANDY AND STRETCHES IT OUT, DUCKING UNDER IT, HE HOOKS THE HEAD OF ANDY AND FLIPS BACKWARDS…. ABBBBBBBBBBBBBSOOOOOOOLUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ZEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLANTS HIM! THE PIN!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
“Year Zero” by Ghost replays over the speakers as ZERO rises to his feet, quickly dropping down and rolling out of the ring.
Stephie Love: YOUR WINNER…………….. ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talib: He’s all business! I love it! He knows this is only step one!
Stew: A wonderful back and forth affair between these two bright young superstars, but it is ZERO who prevails!
( COMMERCIAL BREAK. )
( Recap of last night’s episode of Empire. )
( Camera heads backstage to a locker room door that reads “Mr. DEDEDE” on the sign. )
( Molly Waters approaches his locker room door with a microphone in hand and knocks on the door. )
( After a moment, Molly knocks again, and a frustrated Mr. DEDEDE swings open the door. )
Mr. DEDEDE: YO I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU MOTHERFU-
( DDD looks down at Molly. )
DDD: Oh, well hello.
Molly Waters: Apologies DEDEDE, I just wanted to get a word from you regarding how you’ve prepared for this match tonight in the main event against Cameron Ella Ava?
( DDD looks Molly up and down, undressing her with his eyes. )
DDD: Yeah, I’m prepared alright. But not gonna lie seeing you in that little dress has me prepared to ask you about your plans tonight.
( DDD closes in on Molly, and Molly begins to blush and back away. )
Molly: Oh, um, thanks. Did you have anything specific as far as you being ready for this match? Any sort of strategy, if you will?
DDD: Yeah… I specifically plan on being warmed up for my match against Cameron. I’m still having a little bit of trouble getting loose, though.
( DDD gets closer to Molly. )
DDD: Maybe if you want you can come inside and help me, “loosen up.”
Molly: (stammering) I’m sorry DDD but I’m a taken woman, I’m just here to do my job.
( DDD gets paper-close to Molly, backing her into a wall and physically cornering her. )
DDD: So you come and knock on my door all dressed up and looking pretty, didn’t care if I was busy, didn’t care about what I was doing… just so you can waste my fucking time? Is that what I’m getting out of this?
( Molly struggles to get an answer out. DDD gets in Molly’s face, and he’s pressing his body up against hers while she’s backed against a wall. )
DDD: I’m sorry what was that? You’re sure good at sticking the mic in peoples faces, but you can’t handle being asked the questions for a change? I thought I made it clear to you stupid ass females that unless we’re at EAW Headquarters, you don’t waste none of my fucking time even speaking to me unless you plan on putting out.
Molly: I’m — I’m sorry. I just–
DDD: Yeah whatever. If you’re so goddamn curious about what I’m going to do to Cameron Ella Ava, I’ll tell you my plans and I’ll tell you only, since you really want to know so damn bad.
( DDD whispers something unspeakable into Molly’s ear, causing her to gulp in fear. )
DDD: Is that enough for you?
Molly: Yes it is.
DDD: Good. Hmm you know..
( DDD smiles and before he pulls away he starts smelling Molly, pressing his nose up and down the side of her neck. He starts smelling her shoulders as well as the side of one of her breasts, deeply taking in her scent. Molly physically shrinks while this occurs. )
DDD: Wow you even smell nice too, who you smelling good for? :shaq: What kind of scent are you wearing?
Molly: It’s… Victoria’s Secret…
( DDD chuckles; he then turns around to walk back in into his locker room and slams the door shut behind him. Molly walks away looking visibly shaken by what just happened. )
( Camera transitions back to ringside. )
(“The Devil in I” by Slipknot hits as Jason McKormick makes his way to the ring)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Approaching the ring first, from Jackson, Michigan… weighing in at 235 pounds… JASSSOOOONNNN MCCCKOOOORRRRMMMICCCCKKKK!!
(“Psyched Out” by The Supersuckers hits as Ryan Wilson steps out from behind the curtain and briskly makes his way to the ring)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Montreal, Quebec, Canada… weighing in at 200 pounds… RYAAANNNNN WILLLLSSSSSOOOOONNNN!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: And Ryan Wilson is hot out of the gate! Rushing towards McKormick… LOOKING FOR A CLOTHESLINE, NO!! IT’S FAKE OUT!!… HE STOPS AND CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK!! MCKORMICK TAKEN DOWN BUT QUICKLY BACK TO HIS FEET… RYAN WILSON TRIES FOR A SECOND… THIS ONE LANDS AS WELL, BUT AGAIN MCKORMICK RIGHT BACK UP!! WILSON LOOKING TO COMPLETE THE TRIFECTA HERE… BUT NO!! ONE TOO MANY!! MCKORMICK GRABS WILSON’S LEGS, TAKING HIM DOWN… AND LOOKING FOR A SUBMISSION, POSSIBLY A BOSTON CRAB BUT WILSON ISN’T HAVING ANY OF IT!! HE THRUSTS HIS FEET FORWARD, FORCING MCKORMICK INTO THE CORNER!!
Bari: WILSON QUICKLY BACK TO HIS FEET… HE COMES CHARGING AGAIN… BUT MCKORMICK EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER AS WELL… AND MCKORMICK HITS FIRST!! A FOREARM RIGHT TO THE JAW, LEVELING RYAN WILSON!! WOW!! MCKORMICK QUICKLY INTO THE COVER, HE MAY HAVE HIM HERE!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO RYAN WILSON GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!
Stew: Ryan Wilson starting this one off quick, with a head of steam… but that forearm has cooled him off in a big way! McKormick grabs a fist full of hair as he pulls Wilson to his feet… HE HOOKS HIM, LOOKING FOR A SUPLEX AND IT CONNECTS!! Not the most exciting of moves, but certainly an effective one as Wilson pops up off the mat, on his knees… holding his lower back as he tries to crawl away from McKormick… WHO COMES CHARGING… WILSON UNAWARE OF THE DANGER BEHIND HIM!!… AND A JUMPING KNEE SMASH!! RIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! WILSON IS DOWN AGAIN, MCKORMICK IS IN COMPLETE CONTROL HERE!!
Bari: Ryan Wilson reaches out towards the ropes and I’ll tell you… there isn’t much life behind those eyes, he has absolutely no idea where he is! McKormick is allowing him to get to his feet… Wilson using the help of the ropes… AND HERE COMES MCKORMICK!!… BUT WILSON PULLS DOWN THE ROPES, MCKORMICK GOES FLYING OVER THEM, LANDING ON THE OUTSIDE!! AND I’LL TELL YOU… I’M NOT SURE HOW MUCH OF THAT WAS VOLUNTARY!! IT ALMOST LOOKS AS IF RYAN WILSON COLLAPSED AND BROUGHT THE ROPES DOWN WITH HIM!! BUT NOW RYAN WILSON IS FULLY BACK TO HIS FEET… TRYING TO GET HIS WITS ABOUT HIM HERE!!..
Stew: AND HE’S GONNA TRY FOR SOMETHING!! CATAPULTING HIMSELF OVER THE ROPES… LANDING ON MCKORMICK AND BOTH MEN GO CRASHING TO THE FLOOR!! BUT RYAN WILSON IS BACK TO HIS FEET… HE GRABS MCKORMICK… ROLLS HIM INTO THE RING, NOW WILSON HOPS UP ONTO THE APRON, GLANCING OVER TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLE… HE MAKES HIS WAY AND BEGINS TO CLIMB!! MCKORMICK IS STILL DOWN AS RYAN WILSON’S FEET LEAVE THE TURNBUCKLE… SWANTON BOMB!! IT CONNECTS!! NOW OFF THAT COMBINATION, WILSON INTO THE PIN HOOKING BOTH LEGS!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… AND NO!! NOT ENOUGH!!
Bari: McKormick able to kick out just in time and Wilson seems unfazed, he gets McKormick right back to his feet and meets him with a right hand! McKormick however doesn’t go down… INSTEAD HE UNLOADS ON WILSON WITH A RIGHT HAND OF HIS OWN… FOLLOWED BY A SECOND… BUT WILSON FIRES BACK!! OH WHAT A SHOT!! MCKORMICK GOES STUMBLING INTO THE CORNER!!… But that isn’t where Wilson wants him… he pulls him away from the corner… AND A KNEE INTO THE MID-SECTION before tossing him down to the canvas… AND NOW WILSON THINKING OF FLYING AGAIN!!… SPRINGBOARDING OFF THE ROPES… LOOKING FOR A LIONSAULT!!…
Stew: NO!! MCKORMICK GETS HIS KNEES UP!!… BUT WILSON HAD IT SCOUTED!! BOTH MEN ABLE TO PREDICT EACH OTHER HERE!! WILSON LANDS ON HIS FEET AND GRABS THE LEGS OF MCKORMICK, LOOKING TO LOCK IN THE FOURTH WALL BREAK!!… THIS WON’T BE GOOD FOR MCKORMICK, NOT IF WILSON CAN LOCK IT IN… BUT MCKORMICK IS FIGHTING… NOT ALLOWING IT TO BE APPLIED!!… AND MCKORMICK IS ABLE TO USE HIS LOWER BODY STRENGTH TO FLIP WILSON OFF HIM!! WILSON LANDING SPINE FIRST ON THE CANVAS, AN IMPRESSIVE DISPLAY OF POWER THERE!!
Bari: Both men try to scramble back to their feet… they do it simultaneously and meet eyes… WHO’S GONNA MAKE THE FIRST MOVE?! OH!! IT’S MCKORMICK!! THE LEGACY!! OHH!! IT CONNECTS FLUSH!! RYAN WILSON COLLAPSES, JASON MCKORMICK INTO THE PIN!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!! JUST LIKE THAT!! MCKORMICK ADVANCES!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“The Devil in I” begins to play as Jason McKormick rises to his feet and begins celebrating his victory)
Stephie Love: Your winner… JAASSSOOONNNN MCCCKKKKORRRRMMMICCCKKKK!!
Stew: TALK ABOUT OUT OF NOWHERE!!
Bari: McKormick delivered that kick lightning quick and put Wilson’s lights out… but Wilson looked impressive tonight too, not to take anything away from him… McKormick was just quicker on the draw!
Stew: Well I have a lot of respect for Ryan Wislon, as does General Manager Starr Stan. This young man certainly deserves opportunities, but Jason McCormick was just the better man on this particular evening. Dynasty returns in 90 seconds!
( COMMERCIAL BREAK. )
( Ad for the upcoming Voltage invitational Marquee Event, “Wicked Games”, taking place LIVE! on November 17th at the Smoothe King Arena in New Orleans, Louisiana! )
(The camera fades to black as the voice of a narrator speaks one sentence.)
Narrator: A Champion against the King.
(The camera cuts to a shot of Theron connecting with a Diving Double Footstomp to Darkane to win the King of Elite tournament back in January. The video next cuts to a shot of Darkane winning the Gold Rush tournament, and eventually going onto Pain for Pride to win the Answers World Championship against Scott Diamond.)
Narrator: Two men that walked through the doors of this company at the same time, breaking through every obstacle in their way to reach the top of this business. They’re journeys are different to each other; one is filled is success, and the other clouded by a war raged against those who created this company. But, now none of that matters. The King has come for the championship that he feels he is owed.
(A camera cuts to Theron beating CM Banks at Pain for Pride, Andrei Sokolova at Revolution, and being apart of the winning team inside War Games at Territorial Invasion.)
Narrator: Darkane is the Answers World Champion – but, he has never been able to find the answer needs to the riddle that is Theron Nikolas. It was Theron who Darkane pinned to win that crown. Darkane was involved in the contest when Theron won the 24/7 Battle Royal. Darkane Times has reigned supreme here on Dynasty, and all challengers alike have fallen so far. But, that may all change in two weeks.
(The camera cuts to Darkane defeating Jack Ripley, Kevin Hunter, Impact and Cameron Ella Ava.)
Narrator: Or, the King may very well be the one to lose his head.
(The shot is shown of both Darkane and Theron.)
Narrator: By the time this one is over – Dynasty will have the person who truly deserves to lead the brand at its champion. The question is; which man is that man? There’s one thing that we do know – you’re not going to want to miss it.
(The camera cuts to a shot of the Operation: Doomsday poster before cutting to commercial.)
( COMMERCIAL BREAK. )
( Ad for tomorrow’s Showdown! )
( Return to the ring, where we see Stephie Love standing by with a smile on her face. )
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentleman the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a first-round match in the Pure Championship contender tournament!
( “Timebomb (Train, Train Intro)” by Blackfoot and Rancid plays throughout the arena to a large ovation, Shaker Jones emerges from the back with a smirk on his face and proceeds down the ramp. )
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Inglis, Manitoba, Canada weighing in at 6’0″ 250 pounds.. he is The PUNK ROCK COUNTRY BOYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! SHAKKKKKKKKKERRRRRRRRRRR JONESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
( “Young and Bitter” by Hot Tag Media plays throughout the arena to a chorus of boos, Lucas Johnson alongside Albert Hitchman storm out of the back and head directly towards the ring, Lucas pointing at Shaker. )
Stephie Love: And introducing his opponent accompanied to the ring by Albert Hitchman from Atlanta, Georgia weighing in at 6’1″ 205 pounds he is THE WRESSSSSSSTLING MACHINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE LUUUUUUUUUUCASSSSSSSSSSS JOHNNNNNNNNNNNSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew: You can hear Hitchman screaming at Lucas to tear Shaker apart from ringside and it doesn’t take long for that message to sink in as Lucas aggressively approaches The Punk Rock Country Boy with a wild right hand but Shaker dodges it! He drives a forearm into the bridge of Johnson’s nose and another! Shaker backs Lucas into the ropes and whips him across but back comes Lucas with a huge clothesline that twists Shaker like a pretzel in mid-air!
Talib: Shaker could be out right here but Lucas isn’t done yet, he drills Shaker with repeated stomps to the sternum! He then grabs Shaker up by the hair and whips him into the corner! Lucas dashes straight towards Shaker looking for a corner splash but nobody’s home! Shaker locks the staggering Lucas from behind in a dragon sleeper!
Stew: However Lucas uncorks himself and drives a cheap thumb into the eye of Shaker, he then plants a boot into the mid-section and spikes him down with a DDT! He scrambles for the cover!
Talib: Shaker manages to power out at the count of two! Lucas is wasting little time here as he drives a few clubbing blows into the small of Shaker’s back! He wrenches Shaker forward with a snapmare takedown which seats Shaker in the middle of the ring! Lucas charges towards the ropes and bounces back… SHINING WIZARD TO THE SKULL! Shaker is on dream street! Hitchman claps with approval on the outside. Lucas shakes his head and glances towards the turnbuckle! What does he have in mind here?! He climbs the turnbuckle front first and takes a quick look back to make sure Shaker is still down and out! He leaps back! MOOOOOOOOONSAULT!!!
Stew: COMPLETELY MISSES ITS MARK! Shaker still has the wherewithal and the ring awareness to realize the situation that he was in! Lucas holds his stomach while Shaker grabs Lucas’ midsection, he heaves him up in the air in one motion… SIDEWINDER! A beautiful gutwrench powerbomb that shook the ring! Now it’s Shaker who is eyeing the turnbuckle, he ascends the top rope slowly! He wants to inflict some serious damage here! Shaker looks around and leaps high in the air! THE ROMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPER–
Talib: MISSES AS LUCAS ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!!! BUT SHAKER LANDS CRISPLY ON HIS FEET! HE TURNS AROUND AND DARTS TOWARDS LUCAS! CANADIAN CLOTHESLINE DROPS LUCAS TO THE MAT! HE GRABS THE LEGS OF LUCAS BUT LUCAS KICKS HIM OFF! Lucas is back up to his feet again! Shaker barrels towards him! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX BY LUCAS JOHNSON! HE CAUGHT SHAKER! LUCAS TURNS SHAKER OVER WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE AND YES! HE’S GOT IT SINCHED IN! THE ANKLE LOCK! DEAD CENTER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! SHAKER IS RIVING IN PAIN! LUCAS AND ALBERT ARE BOTH SCREAMING AT HIM TO TAP! SHAKER IS GRABBING AT AIR, TRYING DESPERATELY TO INCH HIMSELF CLOSER TO THE ROPES! SHAKER BALLS HIS FISTS AND CRAWLS FORWARD, IGNORING THE PAIN, BUT HOW MUCH LONGER CAN HE ENDURE SUCH ANGUISH STEW?
Stew: I have no idea! Shaker powers himself up and suddenly flips forward which sends Lucas careening into the middle ring post! Shaker with the roll up!
Talib: KICKOUT BY LUCAS! That was a nearfall if I ever saw one! Shaker isn’t finished yet, he backs up, measuring Lucas who has gotten to his feet, but with his back turned to Shaker!
Albert: LOOK OUT LUCAS! HE’S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
Stew: Lucas turns around… GIVE ‘EM THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!! NO! LUCAS SIDESTEPS HIM! SHAKER TURNS TO GET UP!!! FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talib: BUT SHAKER PUSHES HIM OFF AT THE LAST SECOND! LUCAS TURNS BACK AROUND THE ’87!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IT CONNECTS! A BEAUTIFUL JUMPING CUTTER! SHAKER HOOKS THE LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!
Talib: NO WAY!
Stew: KICKOUT BY LUCAS! THE LOOK ON ALBERT HITCHMAN’S FACE SAYS IT ALL; A MIXTURE OF SHOCK AND RELIEF, HE JUST BARELY KICKED OUT! Shaker shakes his head and pulls Lucas up… ANOTHER ’87!!!!!!!! WAIT NO! LUCAS DROPS DOWN AND STARTS PUMMELLING THE RIBS OF SHAKER WITH VICIOUS LEFTS AND RIGHTS! HE SUDDENLY LAUNCHES HIMSELF UP IN THE AIR! FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL THE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DRILLS SHAKER! Lucas’ own version of the jumping cutter connects! Lucas scrambles to the top rope… he stands there poised and ready to fly to which he does…. REEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW; A CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO PERFECTION!!! THE COVER!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Young and Bitter” by Hot Tag Media replays over the speakers as Lucas Johnson gets to his feet with Albert Hitchman standing by his side, raising Lucas’ hand.)
Stephie Love: YOUR WINNER… LUUUUUUUUUUUCASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS JOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
Talib: I thought for sure Shaker had this a few times but Lucas Johnson was not to be denied!
Stew: He was certainly a man on a mission and now he’s advanced into the next round of the PURE championship contender tournament!
( FINAL COMMMERCIAL BREAK. );
( Ad for Dynasty’s Operation: Doomsday! LIVE on October 20th at the Toyota Center in Houston, Texas!)
( The broadcast opens back up to the Spark Arena. )
“ILLEST MUTHAFUCKA ALIVE!!”
( “Illest Motherfucker Alive” by Jay-Z and Kanye West comes on, and Mr. DEDEDE walks slowly through the curtain dressed to compete. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stephie Love: The following contest is our MAIN EVENT match scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, residing in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic, weighing in at 230 POUNDS… MMMMISTEEEEEEEEEERRRR DEEEEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
( A replay of events comes on the screen narrated by Stew-O. )
Stew: Last week Mr. DEDEDE laid out the challenge to Cameron Ella Ava to face him one on one this week on Dynasty in order to resolve their unsettled conflict, but I want to take you back to June 30th at the EAW draft where this rivalry truly began. DDD, Theron and Ripley, fresh off of the formation of The 1% had initially offered a position in the group to Cameron Ella Ava — an offer that she would emphatically turn down much to the chagrin of The 1%. After an attempted 3-on-1 assault, Cameron’s husband-to-be Jamie O’Hara made the save and allowed Cameron to get out of dodge, but not before taking a shot with DEDEDE’s “Equalizer” weapon, a guitar stuffed with thumbtacks and shards of glass, right over the head.
Talib: Cameron wasn’t going to let DDD live that down though Stew, because two weeks later on the July 14th edition of Showdown following their failed title defense against Drillmatic, Cam pretty much gave The Gawd a taste of his own medicine and took him out with a shot over the head by the very same weapon.
Stew: And according to DDD that moment has been etched in his mind ever since.
( The replay ends, and we see DDD pacing around in the ring as his music slowly comes to a fade. )
Talib: No kidding, he hasn’t got any closure from that attack whatsoever, and considering the way he’s been as of late Cam may be in more dangerous now than ever.
( “ULTRAnumb” by Blue Stahli hits, and Cameron Ella Ava saunters out to the ring maintaining unbreaking eye contact with DDD. )
Stephie Love: His opponent, from Los Angeles, California weighing in at 130 POUNDS… “THE GODDESS”, CAMERROOOOOOON ELLAAAAAAAA AVAAAAAAA!!!
Talib: Well uh let’s just address the elephant in the room Stew, what on god’s green earth do you think Cam is thinking in regards to DDD’s threats that were made earlier?
Stew: I know this much, she is not in fear. Ava has stated she will not be intimidated, she refuses to back down from DDD the same way she refused to back down against Impact, and it is in my personal belief that Cameron is one of the greatest EAW Elitists to ever do it. She’s been through perilous situations before, and as fired up and sadistic as DDD has been as of late there is no question she is still up to the challenge.
( DING! DING! DING! )
Talib: DDD GOES CHARGING AFTER CAMERON ELLA AVA WITH A WILD RUNNING RIGHT HAND! Cam ducks under that however and begins lighting DDD up with shoot kicks, a couple hitting the thigh, and the opposite hip, and a knee lift to the midsection! Cam has DDD hooked already perhaps looking for a VERTICAL SUPLEX! But DDD does a nice standing switch, gets behind Cameron and hoists her up off of her feet and down to the mat with a mat slam! Cam almost landed right on her face, and DDD hoists her up yet again — but this time it’s Cam with the standing switch, and she delivers a LOUD kick to the back of the knee taking DDD down! Cam rushes across the ring, rebounds off the ropes looking for a running boot to the face — BUT DDD FIRES OFF WITH A CORKSCREW EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!
Stew: Cam hits the deck but recovers as quickly as she can. DDD lifts both hands for the double devil horns to the crowd, showing off for this passionate Auckland audience. Cam recovers now and DDD rushes right back at her with a running lariat only for Cam to duck under that and run straight to the corner and jump up to the second rope! DDD rushes after her, Cam does a rope-assisted spring over and behind him and rolls him up from behind for the WHEELBARROW PIN!
Talib: DDD quickly rolls through and counters with his own, but this time he turns his body and — WHOA — performs a dry humping style pin on Cameron! Stacking her on her shoulders!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWWWW-
Stew: Kick out by Cam, after a disgusting and repulsive display from the Chairman! Cam’s getting back up, and DDD blows a kiss to Cam with a sinister smile plastered on his face. An offended Cam exchanges words with the referee, and now she and DDD close in on each other… DDD going for a collar & elbow lock up, but CAM STRAIGHT UP GRABS DDD BY THE NUTSACK AND BEGINS TWISTING!!! DDD SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN, CAM HAS HIM BY THE BALLS LITERALLY!
Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Stew: CAM RELEASES THE VICE GRIP, AND DDD DROPS TO HIS KNEES IN PAIN!
Talib: YEEZUS! That didn’t look too good, but it serves him right!
Stew: The referee of course admonishing Cam for that. That may have been grounds for disqualification in some cases, but I don’t think the ref blames Cam too much for that one. DDD wants to fight dirty, well two can play at that game. A recovering DDD is seated out on the apron ‘polishing his jewels’ so to speak, and Cam delivers a hard dropkick to knock DDD off the apron and send him down to the ringside mat with a thud! DDD recovers at a moderate pace, still holding his loins, and CAM SHOOTS THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!!! DDD is sent into the barricade, he’s somehow still standing, and Cam sprints into the rings to run the ropes again and come DIVING BACK YET AGAIN WITH MORE MOMENTUM! AND WHAT A RECKLESS SUICIDE DIVE, SENDING DDD CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE, BUT CAM MAKING A PRETTY HARD COLLISION AS WELL!
Talib: That might have took as much out of Cameron as it did DDD, Cam’s shoulder hit the barricade pretty hard but she’s still clinging to her spot in the driver’s seat as much as she can. Cam assists DDD back up to his feet, and after a moment she takes him over to the ring post by the arm to SWING THE LEFT ARM AGAINST THE LED POST! DDD walks away holding the arm in pain, but Cam goes after him and tucks the arm behind DDD’s back with a wrist lock, and drives her shoulder into DDD’s midsection to SEND HIM ARM FIRST INTO THE SHARP RING APRON! DDD rolls into the ring looking for a reprieve, but Cam is offering him none at all, instead she follows him in and delivers a STINGING KICK TO HIS LEFT ARM! BUT DDD RESPONDS WITH A STIFF RIGHT TO THE RIBS! Cam fires back with a forearm to the face! Another! A third! A vicious headbutt this time! Knee to the lower abdomen! DDD backpedals to the corner now, and Cam charges at him — DDD LIFTS THE BOOT!
Stew: Cam side steps the boot however, and props the leg over her shoulder and BEGINS LIFTING DDD OFF THE GROUND!!! THE INCREDIBLE SHOWING OF STRENGTH FOR CAMERON, SHE IS LIFTING A MAN 100 POUNDS OF MUSCLE HEAVIER THAN HER OFF OF HIS FEET AND IS LOOKING FOR THE ALABAMA SLAM!!!! AND SHE GOT IT!!! DDD SENT HARD INTO THE CANVAS, AND CAM LEAPS OVER HIM FOR THE LATERAL PRESS!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOO-
Talib: DDD POWERS CAMERON OFF OF HIM! DDD retreats over to a corner, and he seems to be having more of a rough go than he might have expected knowing his views on women, but if there’s any woman you don’t want to underestimate it’s Cameron Ella Ava!
Stew: DDD is up at the corner and Cameron climbs up to the second rope, mounted over him and delivers a SERIES OF MOUNTED CORNER PUNCHES TO THE TEMPLE! THE AUDIENCE COUNTING ALONG AS WELL!
Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE–
Talib: DDD AT THE LAST SECOND SHOVES CAMERON OFF HIM AND SENDS HER FLYING ACROSS THE RING WITH ALL HE’S GOT! DDD stumbles for a little bit, seemingly knocked aloop after eating those shots, but Cameron is coming right back at him with a RUNNING KNOCK BITCHES OUT!!!! FOREARM TO THE FACE CONNECTS– NO, DDD SPINS OUT OF THE WAY!!! AND ANOTHER SPIN MOVE, LOOKING FOR THE SPINNING BACKFIST, BUT CAM COUNTERS THAT WITH A BICYCLE KNEE TO THE ONCOMING LEFT BICEP! NOW CAM BACKS OFF THE ROPES AND IS GOING FOR THE IN EXCELSIS!!!! JAMIE O’HARA’S FAMOUS RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE!!! But somehow DDD catches the leg and hoists her up looking for perhaps a POWERBOMB!!!
Stew: CAM TAKES DDD OVER WITH A LEG-SCISSORS! BUT DDD MANAGES TO CARTWHEEL OFF OF ONE GOOD ARM AND LAND PROPERLY ON HIS FEET! Cameron charges right at DDD but DDD TAKES CAM DOWN WITH A CALF CRUSHER — TRANSITIONED INTO THE MK LOCK!!!! CAMERON FINDING HERSELF IN PERIL, BEING CAUGHT IN A VERTICAL MUTA LOCK, A SUBMISSION THAT HAS ENDED MANY MR. DEDEDE MATCHES HERE IN EAW!
Talib: Cam looks like she’s fighting out of it as desperately as she can! She’s hammering fists away at the skull, trying to soften up the hold but DDD is WRENCHING CAM BACK AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE WITH THE MK LOCK! …. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS THOUGH, CAM MANAGES TO TURN HER BODY JUST ENOUGH AND SNATCH THE SORE LEFT ARM, AND CAM TRANSITIONS HERSELF OUT OF THE VERTICAL MUTA LOCK AND MANAGES TO YANK DDD TO THE MAT BY THE SORE ARM, AND COUNTER WITH A KIMURA!!! DDD KNOWS HE HAS TO ADJUST HIS WEIGHT, HE CAN’T ALLOW CAM TO GET THE WHOLE ARM AND THE LEVERAGE, AND AS A RESULT HE ROLLS CAM ONTO HER SHOULDERS TO TRAP HER IN A PIN!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWWWWWWWOOOO-
Stew: Kick out by Ava! The two Hall of Famers, both holders of the Hall of Fame championships and former tag team partners rush up to a vertical base! BICYCLE KICK INTO THE JAW OF MR. DEDEDE BY CAMERON!!! DDD BACKS INTO THE ROPES, AND REBOUNDS OFF OF THEM WITH A BICYCLE KICK OF HIS OWN!!! THAT KNOCKS CAMERON CLEAR ACROSS THE RING AND OVER TO THE CORNER…. CAM TRYING HER BEST TO PULL HERSELF UP AS QUICKLY AS SHE CAN…. AND DDD EXPLODES INTO THE CORNER WITH THE RRRRRRAPTURREEEEEEEEE!!!!
Talib: HELLUVA KICK DOESN’T HIT ITS MARK! CAM SIDE STEPS IT, AND COUNTERS FROM BEHIND WITH A CRUCIFIX BACKSLIDE PIN!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Stew: DDD rolls back out of it, and counters by flipping Cam onto her own back and hooking the legs delivering a harsh stomp into the midsection! DDD, with both of her legs still hooked under his arms, swings Cam’s body underneath the bottom rope and the ref begins a count… only for DDD to CUT THE REF OFF AT FOUR, BREAKING THE COUNT BY HITTING THE SLINGSHOT AND SENDING CAM THROAT FIRST INTO THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! Cameron is coughing up a storm right now, retreating over to the corner, just for DDD to press his knee into the side of Cam’s head and force the official to count again!
Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Talib: DDD relents, and now he pulls Cameron up to a standing base at the corner just to take her by the wrist and send her ACROSS THE RING WITH A HARD IRISH WHIP!!!! CAMERON HITS THAT OPPOSITE CORNER HARD, COLLIDING KIDNEYS FIRST INTO THE RELATIVELY UNFORGIVING PAD BEFORE COLLAPSING BACK DOWN TO HER FACE! Cam rolls around holding the small of her back in agony. It looks like DDD ain’t done with her either, he’s got Cam by the legs yet again and he sets her up in proper position with his back turned to the turnbuckle… and he sends CAMERON UP AND OVER WITH A BIG TIME SLINGSHOT!!!!!
Stew: OHHH MY! CAM WENT FLYING OVER THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND ENDED UP SMACKING FACE FIRST INTO THE RING POST! THAT WAS AN UGLY COLLISION, AND SHE LANDS RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH AN UGLY THUD! LOOK AT THE WAY HER SKULL BOUNCED RIGHT OFF OF THE LED POST, WE NEED TO SEE THAT AGAIN!
( REPLAY: A slow motion version of Cameron Ella Ava being slingshot into the corner, showing her temple smacking against the top of the LED ring post and showing her tumble back down to the mat. )
( RETURN TO THE RING: Cameron is laid out, and the referee is checking on her wellbeing. )
Talib: She might be out cold from that one, Stew! I’m surprised she’s not busted open by that headshot, but nevertheless the official is trying to evaluate Cam… DDD however pulls a barely responsive Cameron away from the official and starts hammering away with closed fist punches to the skull! The official begins counting away!
Ref: LET UP WITH THE CLOSED FISTS COME ON! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
( DDD gets in the refs face to intimidate him, and the official goes back to checking on Cameron. )
Talib: DDD seemed to abide by the refs demands for a moment, but now he jumps in yet again and pulls Cameron away from the official before leaning over her and…HEY!…WHAT THE HELL? IS HE, IS HE RIPPING HER TOP OFF???
( Mr. DEDEDE loosens the strings of Cam’s ring top, and pulls it up to reveal her bra underneath the attire. )
Stew: What on earth is this sick man doing.
Talib: DDD flashes a cheshire cat-like smile to the audience, even the referee doesn’t know what to make of this! AND LOOK, NOW DDD GOES FOR ONE OF CAM’S FEET, AND SHE’S RIPPING OFF ONE OF HER SNEAKERS! What the hell am I seeing?!
( DDD holds up Cam’s shoe to the crowd. )
Stew: IT’S LIKE HE’S TRYING TO UNDRESS CAM ARTICLE OF CLOTHING BY ARTICLE OF CLOTHING! THIS PERVERTED, SICK BASTARD!
( DEDEDE flips Cam over, and begins trying to force Cam’s bottoms off of her. )
Talib: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA, DEDEDE TRYING TO YANK DOWN CAM’S BOTTOMS NOW!!! MY MAN MY MAN STOP THIS!!!
( The referee jumps in the way and forcefully drags DDD off of Cam just before he can pull Cameron’s tights down. )
Stew: ….. I — I don’t even know what to say! I have never seen anything like this!
Talib: I’ve seen this movie before Stew, and it sure as hell isn’t a PG one! DDD is trying to go back after Cameron and TRIES TO YANK DOWN HER BOTTOMS AGAIN!!! OH LORD THE FCC IS GOING TO HAVE A FIELD DAY IF IT TURNS OUT SHE’S GOING COMMANDO — BUT THE REFEREE PULLS DDD OFF OF HER AGAIN!
Stew: HAYMAKER!!! DDD TAKES OUT THE REFEREE WITH ONE SHOT, SHADES OF LAST WEEK! THIS MAN IS TRULY BECOMING UNHINGED, AND SOME OF THE PERVERTS IN THE CROWD ARE ACTUALLY HAPPY ABOUT THAT! DDD HAS NOW BEEN LEFT TO HIS OWN DEVICES, AND HE’S GOING RIGHT BACK AFTER CAMERON AGAIN…. CAM IS TRYING TO CRAWL AWAY, BUT NOW HE’S GOT A HOLD OF HER BOTTOMS FROM BEHIND AND WANTS TO HUMILIATE HER IN FRONT OF THE WORLD —
Talib: LOW BLOW!!! CAM SWINGS HER FOOT BACK INTO THE GROIN!!! DDD COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR AGAIN, FACE RED AS A TOMATO, AND CAM TURNS AROUND JUST TO SMACK THE TASTE OUT OF DDD’S MOUTH! SHE SLAPS HIM AGAIN! NOW SHE’S TALKING TRASH! TALK THAT TALK CAM!
Stew: The sad part is I can’t even tell whether DDD is still enjoying this or not. Cam gets a chance to fix her top, and puts her shoe back on before walking over to a recovering DDD and DELIVERS VICIOUS MUD HOLE STOMPS INTO THE FACE! CAMERON TRYING TO CRACK THE JAW BONE OF THE EAW CHAIRMAN, AND DDD SCRAMBLES UNDER THE ROPES AND BAILS FROM THE RING! Cameron looks completely fed up, and DDD is attempting to use our table to recover now after getting his just deserts served to him. AND LOOK AT CAM! LOOK AT CAM! SHE’S GOT A STEEL CHAIR SNATCHED UP FROM THE TIMEKEEPERS BOOTH, AND SHE WHACKS THE CHAIR HARD OVER THE SPINE OF THE 6 TIME WORLD CHAMPION AND EAW CHAIRMAN!!! AND ANOTHER SHOT AGAINST THE BACK OF DDD HITTING HIM AS HARD AS SHE CAN!!! DDD LEANED OVER THE APRON, AND NOW A BIG SHOT TO THE SIDE, POSSIBLY SHATTERING THE RIBS OF MR. DEDEDE, AS DDD RETREATS INTO THE RING FOLLOWING THOSE BLOWS!
Talib: This audience is primarily cheering Cameron on, and now she tosses the chair over the ropes and into the ring before returning to the timekeepers booth and grabbing yet another chair. Visible welts begin to form all over the body of Chairman Adams, but he’s still recovering … NOT FOR LONG HOWEVER, CAM IS BACK IN THE RING AND IS JUST WAITING FOR DDD TO STRAIGHTEN UP …. AND WHAMMMMM!!! SHE WHACKS MR. DEDEDE CLEAN OVER THE SKULL WITH A CLEAN CHAIR SHOT!!! THAT MAY HAVE VERY WELL PUT HIM OUT!!!
Stew: I don’t know if Cam is done just yet Bari! Cameron grabs a fist full of DDD’s locks and drags him over to that mangled chair that warped around the body of her opponent… DDD lays their with his face planted in cold hard steel, and now Cam goes back to her more fresh steel chir and IS HOSTING IT OVER HER HEAD!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!! CAMERON LOOKING FOR ONE OF DDD’S PATENTED MOVES, THE CONCHAIRTO!!! AND BANG!!!!!! SHE DELIVERS IT RIGHT OVER THE HEAD, FLATTENING DDD’S SKULL!!!!
( A new official rushes through the curtain and sprints to the ring just as Cameron gets the cover and hook of DDD’s leg. )
Talib: CAM MIGHT HAVE IT HERE! NEW OFFICIAL IS ON HIS WAY!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THRRRRRRRR–
Stew: KICK OUT!!! CAMERON ELLA AVA WAS CLOSE, BUT CLOSE JUST WASN’T ENOUGH! DDD is one of the most resilient men in the history of the business, but he had a ton of time on that pin, and it was those extra ten seconds that allowed enough room for DDD to breathe! But it doesn’t look like Cam plans on giving him too much more air! Cam is going back over to the steel chair and is WAITING, STALKING, DEMANDING THAT DDD HURRY BACK UP TO HIS FEET! A SLUGGISH MR. DEDEDE, BARELY IN CAHOOTS WITH WHERE HE EVEN IS RIGHT NOW, IS JUST DRAGGING HIMSELF UP WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS… THE NEW OFFICIAL IN THE RING NOW IS BEGGING CAM NOT TO USE THE WEAPON, WARNING HER THAT SHE’LL GET DISQUALIFIED, BUT AT THIS POINT I DON’T THINK SHE COULD GIVE A DAMN! DDD IS UP……..
Talib: DDD’S UP……. CAM SWINGS FOR THE FENCES!!!! NOBODY HOME, DDD DUCKS UNDER IT, RUNS THE ROPES, AND BY THE TIME CAM CAN GO FOR ANOTHER SWING, DDD CATCHES HER MID-SWING WITH A SPEEEEEEEEARRRRRRRRRR!!!! CAMERON ELLA AVA WAS JUST RIPPED IN HALF, AND IT’S CLEAR DDD DID THAT ALL OFF OF INSTINCT, BECAUSE HE CAN BARELY EVEN MOVE A MUSCLE AFTER THAT ONE!
Stew: It would behoove DDD to get to the cover and capitalize off of that thunderous spear, but that’s just way easier said than done at this point! DDD is crawling, dragging his way over to the Ava as quickly as he can… and he finally manages to get an arm over her! Could he have it here?
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Talib: SHOULDER UP FROM THE GODDESS!!! THE VETERAN CAMERON ELLA AVA IS STILL IN THIS SOMEHOW, AND DDD REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT! HE SITS UP, PULLING HIS HAIR, TELLING THE REF “THAT WAS THREE” BUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM IT WASN’T! DDD COVERS CAM AGAIN!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!–
Stew: Yet another kick out! DDD drags himself up, holding his head in frustration after that near-fall. AND DDD SLAPS THE OFFICIAL!!! THE REFEREE FALLS TO THE FLOOR, AND DDD IS PUNCHING HIM OVER AND OVER AGAIN ,TAKING OUT HIS AGGRESSION ON THE INNOCENT REFEREE WHO WAS JUST DOING HIS DAMN JOB!
Talib: It’s an obvious abuse of his power, but DDD has got a lot of it, so I guess it comes with the territory! DEDEDE pulls Cameron up from the mat, dips his shoulder into her midsection and drives her as hard as she can spine first into the corner! DDD lifts Cameron up to a seated position on the top turnbuckle now, and he begins to make the climb up to the high rent district with her! UH OH… THIS AIN’T GOOD STEW, DDD HAS THE HOOK OF BOTH ARMS!!! THE AUDIENCE SEEMS TO COLLECTIVELY UNDERSTAND NOW WHAT HE’S LOOKING FOR, HE MIGHT WANT TO DELIVER THE MK DRIVER FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!! DDD WANTS TO CRUSH CAMERON COMPLETELY!!!
Stew: BUT SOMEHOW, CAM SNATCHES BOTH ANKLES AND LEG TRIPS DDD OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!! DDD FALLS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND LANDS RIGHT ON HIS NECK!!!! HOLY COW THAT WAS AN UGLY LANDING, AND SOMEHOW DDD IS ALREADY CLIMBING BACK UP, BUT I’M SURPRISED THAT FALL DIDN’T PARALYZE HIM! DDD BACK UP TO HIS FEET CLUTCHING HIS NECK IN PAIN — MISSILE DROPKICK!!!! DDD TURNED INSIDE OUT AS CAM DIVES FROM THE TOP WITH THAT PERFECTLY EXECUTED COUPLE OF BOOTS TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!!! AND NOW CAMERON HAS THE MOMENTUM ON HER SIDE, SHE’S AT THE CORNER AND SIGNALING THE END TO THIS MATCH PERHAPS, AS DDD PULLS HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET ONCE AGAIN ……. GODDESS’ TOUCH!!!!! BANG!!!!! LOUD ENZUIGIRI ACROSS THE TEMPLE, AND DDD STUMBLES INTO THE ROPES, REBOUNDING OFF OF THEM AND STAGGERING OVER TO CAM — WHO FLOORS HIM!!!!! CAM FLOORS HIM, WITH THE ‘IN EXCELSIS’!!!!! BICYCLE KNEE TO THE JAW, A SPIT-KNOCKING BICYCLE KNEE THAT MAY HAVE KNOCKED THE BICUSPIDS RIGHT OUT OF HIS MOUTH!!!! THAT WAS FOR JAMIE!!!!
Talib: NOW THE FIRST OFFICIAL WHO WAS KNOCKED OUT EARLIER SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING, AND CAMERON DESPERATELY CRAWLS OVER TO DDD SLOWLY BUT SURELY, PAINSTAKINGLY MAKING THE COVER! THIS THING IS OVER!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Stew: IMPACT!!! IMPACT!!! IMPACT FROM OUT OF NOWHERE YANKS CAMERON OFF OF DDD, AND BEGINS RUTHLESS STOMPS INTO THE BODY OF CAMERON ELLA AVA!!!
( The referee calls for the bell. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Talib: WHERE THE HECK DID HE COME FROM?!
Stew: Imp grabbing his bitter rival by her face and telling her “I’m not finished with you!” As he’s hammering away at a fatigued and defenseless Cameron Ella Ava after going through an all out war with Mr. DEDEDE! Impact drags Cam up from the mat and sends her ACROSS THE RING WITH A HAIR PULLING BEAL! I
Talib: There is no love loss between Impact and Cameron Ella Ava! Impact just screaming abuse at Cam now, demanding that she gets back up… and IMP GOING FOR THE EVISCERATION!!!!!!! BUT NO!!!!! SOMEHOW CAM COUNTERING THE CODEBREAKER WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN, AND IS SENDING A FEROCIOUS ASSAULT OF PUNCHES AT IMPACT, HAMMERING AWAY WITH RIGHTS AND LEFTS!!!
Stew: Imp manages to use his legs and shove Cameron off of him! The two quickly recover to their feet — KNOCK BITCHES OUT!!!! MASSIVE FOREARM CRACKS IMP RIGHT ACROSS THE BRIDGE OF HIS NOSE!!!! IMPACT SENT STUMBLING INTO THE ROPES — BUT HE FIRES BACK AGAIN, WITH THE EVISCERATION!!!! LEVELING CAMERON ELLA AVA!!!
( Impact stands over Cameron Ella Ava, receiving boos from the EAW Audience. )
Stew: Impact is clearly proud of his blindsiding assault, and he doesn’t give a damn what anybody thinks about it! To him it’s all about gaining retribution!
( Impact turns to Mr. DEDEDE…. AND EXTENDS A HAND! )
Talib: WAIT A MINUTE, STEW…
( DDD looks up at Imp, and Imp brings DDD back up to his feet as the two begin to smile now and look back at Cam. )
Stew: ARE YOU KIDDING ME…
( DEDEDE and Impact both start double teaming Cameron, delivering stomps on any open part of her body that’s available while the crowd gives a HUGE mixed response to the occurrence. )
Talib: I THINK THIS WHOLE AUCKLAND CROWD REALIZES WHAT WE’RE WITNESSING! THE LIQUID SWORDS ARE OFFICIALLY BACK!!!
Stew: SOMEBODY NEEDS TO STOP THIS! SHE’S COMPLETELY DEFENSELESS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Talib: IMPACT AND MR. DEDEDE REUNITE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE REVOLT PRO COMBAT, AND THEY ARE STOMPING THE HOLY HELL OUT OF CAMERON ELLA AVA!
Stew: I WASN’T THERE TO SEE IT PERSONALLY BUT UNLESS YOU LIVED UNDER A ROCK, THERE WAS NO DENYING THE KIND OF THREAT THE LIQUID SWORDS HAVE POSED TOGETHER AS A UNIT! MY GOSH THEY JUST AREN’T LETTING UP ON THOSE BLOWS! THIS IS DISGUSTING TO WATCH, AND I’LL ADMIT, WHILE I NEVER LIKE TO COUNT CAMERON ELLA AVA OUT WHEN THE TIMES GET ROUGH, I DON’T THINK I CAN REMEMBER A SITUATION BEING MORE BLEAK THAN IT IS RIGHT NOW! HOW THE HELL CAN IT GET ANY WORSE THAN THIS?
( Impact holds Cameron in a half-nelson, and DEDEDE exits the ring in order to lift up the apron and pull out: The Equalizer. )
Talib: OH DEAR GOD… STEW, I THINK YOU JUST GOT YOUR ANSWER… I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN WATCH THIS STEW.
Stew: DEDEDE ENTERS THE RING WITH THE EQUALIZER, HIS GUITAR STUFFED TO THE BRIM WITH THUMBTACKS AND SHARDS OF GLASS INSIDE OF IT… IMPACT WITH A WICKED SMILE ON HIS FACE, AND DEDEDE WITH EVIL IN HIS EYES AND THE INTENT TO KILL! CAM HAS NO HOPE FOR ESCAPE, HER FATE IS JUST ABOUT SEALED, WE COULD BE WITNESSING THE END OF CAMERON ELLA AVA!
( Impact hoists Cameron up, and DEDEDE cocks back with the guitar…….. )
Talib: WAIT A SECOND!!! LOOK WHO’S ENTERING THE RING!!!! IT’S MS. EXTREME!!!!
Stew: MS. EXTREME WITH A KENDO STICK IN HAND, SWATTING THE GUITAR OUT OF MR. DEDEDE’S HANDS WITH A PRECISE SHOT! IMPACT GOES AFTER HER NOW, AND MS. EXTREME SWATS HIM OVER THE MIDSECTION! AND AGAIN OVER THE SHOULDER! NOW SHE’S GOING AFTER DDD, AND SWATS HIM OVER THE BACK, FORCING DDD AND IMPACT TO BAIL OUT OF THE RING AND LEAVE THE EQUALIZER BEHIND!
( Impact and DEDEDE back up on the ramp, and Ms. Extreme kneels by her fallen sister. )
Stew: CAMILLE JANE AVA COMING TO THE AID OF HER SISTER JUST MOMENTS AWAY FROM WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HER DEMISE! MS. EXTREME HAS EMERGED FROM THE SHADOWS, AND IN HER LAST DITCH EFFORTS SHE AS WARDED OFF THE LIQUID SWORDS!
( “Gangsta” — New Years Day hits, and Ms. Extreme tends to a bruised and battered Cameron Ella Ava. )
Talib: The Goddess of Dynasty lives to see another day after receiving an assist from an unexpected guardian angel! Ms. Extreme knows all about having to deal with Liquid Swords, she’s even managed to get a victory over them in Revolt in the past!
Stew: It’s always good to have friends in high places, but it’s even better to have family covering your back!
Talib: You can see it on DDD and Imp’s faces Stew; they may not have won the battle tonight, but this war is still FAR from over!
( Cameron is coming back to her senses, and Ms. Extreme engages in an intense staredown with Impact and DEDEDE as the closed captioning comes on the screen and Dynasty eventually goes off the air. )
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