(A recap video begins to play, showing highlights of the Grand Rampage from the Voltage side of things and each Voltage leading up toDefiance)
Narrator: On the last major road block to Pain for Pride ..
Narrator: Limits will be defied …
(Clips of the Kawajai vs. Y2Impact feud plays, highlighting their GR match with Impact throwing Kawajai off the stage)
Narrator: Blood will be spilled ..
(Clips of the Heart Break Boy vs. Chris Hessian vs. Devan Dubian feud play on the screen)
Narrator: Integrity will be restored …
(Clips of the Enterprise vs. Eddie Mack and Ashten Cross feud play on the screen as clips of the Hell in a Cell are also shown)
Narrator: Sins will be punished for …
(Clips of the Generation Next breaking Austin Lonewolfs neck and feud of the Gen Next vs. James Johnson/Dorin feud play)
Narrator: A legacy will be defied …
(Clips of the Heart Break Gal vs. Christine Lee feud play along with showing clips of Cameron Ella Avas seven month title reign)
Narrator: Pride will be established …
(Ren Smyth vs. Zack Crash feud plays on the screen)
Narrator: And there shall be nowhere to run …no where to hide from it.
(Clips of the Moonlight Predator vs. Hades the Hellraiser feud play, show-casing the times when Moonlight either got DQ’d or counouted facing Hades)
Narrator: Tonight will a night like none ever, tonight will defy everything you thought was possible …
(Camera fades into the 02 Arena as ‘Run this Town’ by Jay-Z, Rihanna and Kanye West plays while a parade of red, black and blue pyro shoots up the stage and down the ramp as golden pyro shoots up from the turnbuckles into the ceiling, the camera pans to ETR and Deadprez)
ETR: WELCOME TO THE FIRST EVER DEFIANCE FPV!! …WE ARE LIVE HERE IN THE 02 ARENA, IN DUBLIN IRELAND!! I’m Edge and TNA Rocks and joined by my wonderful partner Deadprez for what is one of the most stacked and anitcaptied events in EAW history tonight!
Deadprez: Tables, Ladders and Chairs, Hell in a Cell, a HUGE three-way match and a lot more on offer tonight as this is the ENDING for everything that has transpired over the past couple of months on Voltage. Blood will be spilled, legacys will be created and limites will be surely be defied tonight, I can’t wait ETR!
..(Suddenly, the lights in the arena turn off aside from the titan tron as the arena fades into pitch darkness)
(A white fog begins to appear throughout the arena as the noise of a bomb going off can be heard along with a voice)
Voice: Everything shall be at peace, because there is nowhere to escape. Like a phoenix, I shall rise from the ashes and wreck destruction on all of you …the wait is now over, are you ready?
(A rumble can be heard throughout the arena as the white fog begins to fade away)
( //www.youtube.com/watch?v=en9iNTLVKX0 plays on the titantron)
(Kevin Devastations theme hits as he walks out, wearing shades as the entire arena erupts into boos)
(Kevin snatches the microphone from the ring announcer as the arena continues to fill in with boos, trash even gets thrown into the ring)
Kevin: Finally …GOD HAS COME BACK TO EXTREME ANWERZ WRESTLING!! And you don’t gotta love it but you better learn to accept it because I am here to stay and there isn’t a single thing any of you little sheep can do about it.
(Arena continues to fill in with boos)
Kevin: I couldn’t give a damn if you boo me, if you throw you trash at me or whatever else you wanna do to me. I’m back here solely for business and nothing more. I am back here to reclaim what is rightfully mine and that is the EAW championship. And I mean, lets be honest ..EAW could do with a champion like me. EAW needs me. Ever since I left at Mid-Summer Masscare last summer, EAW has been going down on a downward spiral and I think I can speak for you all, whether you wanna admit it or not when I say EAW SUCKS.
Kevin: EAW used to be THE place, THE promotion, now …Now, you have any crappy wrestler as the champion. I mean, Kawajai is the EAW champion?! REALLY?! If memory serves me correct, he was losing to Jon Kelton and Justin Windgate on a regular basis when I was around and you can’t tell me anybody who loses to those losers can ever be seriously taken as an EAW champion. And than we have Dark Demon, who parades around here as the World Heavyweight Champion. Yeah, I heard your little victory speech; the very same guy who was BEGGING to carry my bags in 2010 actually has the nerve to say ‘fuck you’ to me?
Kevin: Demon, if you’re in the back right now and have any balls in you …why don’t you come out here and I can whip your ungrateful little ass all over this arena. But I always knew Mr.Blood had more of a set than you …anyway, I also heard CM Banks and Alexander Da Vinci call themselves ‘Team Burial’ when they team together, well that might be nice and all but I am MR.INSTANT BURIAL. I AM YOUR GOD AND YOUR GOING TO SHOW ME SOME RESPECT BECAUSE I’M BEAT AND I’M GONNA BURY EVERY ONE OF YOUR LITTLE FAVORITES IN THE BACK AND THERE AIN’T A DAMN THING ANY OF YO—
(Reverend James Johnsons theme as he walks out to the ring with a digusted look on his face)
Johnson: Excuse my French but …how dare you fucking use my lords name in vain to describe yourself. Honestly KD, I couldn’t care in the least that you are back in EAW but I swear to everything that is holy, if you EVER refer to yourself as ‘god’ again, I’ll kick your ass back to wherever you were rotting for the past few months.
KD: Please ‘James’ if that’s what you are calling yourself now, you don’t seem to understand who rules this yard. But incase you need a little reminder, it’s ME. You do not want to mess with James or Montell or whatever your name is, because trust me, you’ll live to regret it.
Johnson: Regret it? Who do you think you are? That’s something that’s always amazed me KD about you, you always to seem to think that you are some great wrestler and everybody is below you but let me lay some hard truth on you …you ain’t shit. You aren’t ANYWHERE as good you like to think you are. You are as good as say, a Turbo main eventer and that isn’t me talking out of my ass, that’s just stone old fact.
Johnson: You know why these people are booing you right now? Why EVERYBODY was just so happy that you left just July? It’s because you suck and you are just so god-damn annoying with your god complex. You might think you run this ‘yard’ but the fact is, I’ll kick your ass and still have enough in me to retain my Unified Tag Team Championship later on tonight.
KD: Nice little speech, although you really have no room to talk about sucking, considering it’s you were talking about. The EXACT same guy who was riding the coattails of Mak and Captain Charisma for months on end, did you ever see me ride anybody’s cotails? No, you didn’t. Because I’m my own man and I’m telling you this right now, get out of the ring before I take you of here in a damn stretcher.
Johnson: Bring it, bitch.
ETR: KD AND JAMES JOHNSON ARE TRADING BLOWS!! RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! THIS WHOLE THING HAS ERUPTED INTO A BRAWL BUT OFFICALS ARE TRYING TO STOP THIS!! A PARADE OF REFEREES, SECURITY AND TURBO STARS ARE RUSHING DOWN HERE TO HOLD THESE TWO BACK!! BOTH MEN ARE STILL TRADING INSUTLS AS SECURITY HOLD THEM BACK!!
Deadprez: Well KD and James Johnson are getting taken out of here, but coming up next is the Unified Tag team titles match, what kind of impact is that going to have James Johnson will have to come back out here in a few moments to defend his title?
ETR: Good question Prez but first here is the second Pain for Pride preview video!
( //www.youtube.com/watch?v=WouXJEFZHQk plays )
(Camera pans to the crowd as Straight Edge Suicide is shown sitting in the front row, still covered in a ton of bandages)
(Highlights of the Generation Next vs. James Johnson/Dorin feud plays)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall and it is for the UNIFFFFFFFFFFFFIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAM CHAMPPPPPPIOOOOOOONSHIPP!!!!
(Generation Nexts theme hits)
Ring Announcer: First making their way to the ring, the team of Moonlight Predator and Pyrite …..THE GENNNNNNNNNNNNNERATIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIONNNN NEEXXXXTTTTT!!!
ETR: The Generation Next have been looking for this chance ever since after King of Extreme but have been snubbed time after time but the sheer ruthlessness of
the Generation Next to get it has been nothing but disgusting, they have terrorized EAW with sneak attacks, post match attacks and even went as far as breaking Austin Lonewolfs neck just to get this.
Deadprez: Yeah but they only broke Loneowolf’s neck because Lockdown was such an idiot that he wouldn’t grant them a shot at the titles and lets be honest, James Johnson crufixing SES was worse than SES breaking somebody as irrelevant as Austin Lonewolf’s neck ..
(Reverend James Johnsons theme hits as he and Dorin walk out to the ring)
Ring Announcer: And their opponents, they are the EAW UNIFIIIIIEEDDDDD TAGGG TEAMMMM CHAMPPPPIIIOOONNS …..DOOOOOOOOORINNNNNNNNNN AND JAAAAAAMESSSSSSSSS JOHNNNNNNNSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
ETR: And look at this Prez! Moonlight and Pyrite quickly slide out of the ring and start taking it to the Unified Tag Team Champions! This feud has been boiling for a long time and it’s boiled all over now as both teams exchange strikes on the outside, Moonlight whips Dorin into the barricade spine first as Johnson and Pyrite exchange fists on the outside, Moonlight rolls Dorin into the ring as this match can officially start …
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: Dorin is getting to his feet as Moonlight strikes at him with roundhouse kicks to the chest! Moonlight whips Dorin off the ropes and connects with a missile dropkick into his face! Dorin is trying to get back up as he unstraps his title off him but Moonlight strikes with a roundhouse kick to the side of his head! Dorin is lying on the mat as Moonlight lifts him back up and looks for a snap suplex, trying to ground the dangerous high-flyer but Dorin lands on his feet as Moonlight turns around and Dorin fires at him with right forearms into the jaw of Moonlight!
ETR: Dorin kicks Moonlight in the mid-section and pulls him in but Moonlight easily slips out and whips Dorin into the turnbuckle, Moonlight now charges with a RUNNING KNEE STRIKE INTO THE CORNER!! Moonlight now tags in Pyrite as Pyrite quickly rams his shoulder into the ribs of Dorin, each one harder than the last as Dorin falls into a sitting position on the mat as Pyrite begins stomping Dorin the chest and the head, Dorin is getting the crap beaten out of him here by the Generation Next to a loud chorus of boo’s by this anti-GeNext crowd as Johnson is trying to cheer Dorin on …Pyrite now lifts Dorin up and sends him back down into the mat with a vertical suplex into the mat!
Deadprez: Pyrite is taunting Johnson as Dorin is in a world of pain, Pyrite tries lifting Dorin up but Dorin on his knees, fights back with right hands and left hands into Pyrite …Dorin is not going down without a fight as he smacks Pyrite with more fists and Dorin connects with a jawbreaker on Pyrite! Pyrite hits the mat as Dorin begins to crawl towards Johnson as the crowd wills him on but Moonlight runs into the ring and knocks Johnson off the apron! Moonlight steps back to his corner as the Generation Next are once again in complete control of this match as Dorin and Pyrite are getting up and Pyrite grabs Dorin, connecting with a OVERHEAD BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!!
ETR: Dorin is clutching his back in pain as Pyrite is smirking and lifts Dorin back up, connecting with a SECOND belly to back suplex on Dorin! Dorin is writing in pain on the mat as Pyrite looks over at SES who nods at him as Pyrite lifts up Dorin, looking for a third belly to back suplex but Dorin hits him with elbows to the side of the head, Dorin’s fighting back with forearms, punches, head-butts and even open-palmed strikes! Dorin is throwing anything and everything he can at Pyrite now as Pyrite is wobbly and Dorin goes to kick him in the mid-section but Pyrite grabs the foot …But Dorin with an ENZURGI WITH HIS OTHER LEG!! THAT CONNECTS RIGHT INTO PYRITE’S SKULL!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!! DORIN NOW DRAPES AN ARM OVER PYRITE!!
ONE!!! ….TWO!!! ….NO!!! PYRITE KICKS OUT!!
Deadprez: Dorin is now crawling again to Johnson, Dorin is slowly making it there as his body has been beaten tonight and Johnson is trying to get this crowd to will Dorin on as Dorin continues to crawl slowly over …But Moonlight again runs into the ring and grabs Dorin by the legs, but Dorin kicks him away! Dorin trying to crawl faster and JUMPS AT JOHNSON!! But Moonlight grabs his leg in mid-air, pulling Dorin back down and away from Johnson! Dorin is on one foot as Moonlight is trying to hold onto Moonlight but Dorin with a one-legged dropkick into Moonlight! Dorin now crawls towards Johnson and makes the TAG! James Johnson is now in the ring as Pyrite is getting up and Johnson takes him down with a running clothesline!
ETR: Moonlight is getting up and swings at Johnson but Johnson ducks underneath it and runs off the ropes, connecting with a running clothesline on Moonlight! Johnson is like a house on fire as Pyrite is trying to get up but Johnson grabs him, pulling him in for a DDT! That connects as Pyrite is driven into the mat as Moonlight is again trying to get up but Johnson scoops him onto his shoulder and connects with a RUNNING POWERSLAM ON MOONLIGHT!! Moonlight gets flattened into the mat in the canvas as this crowd is cheering on in approval, Johnson taunts Moonlight as Johnson turns his attention to Pyrite who is struggling to make it to his feet as Johnson hits off the ropes with a running shoulder block into Pyrite – but no! Pyrite kicks Johnson right in the face and pulls him in for a PUMP HANDLE SLAM!!
Deadprez: Everybody is down! Moonlight rolls back out to the apron and lifts himself up, clutching his back in pain as Pyrite is regaining himself on the mat, trying to recollect his thoughts as he crawls back over and tags in Moonlight Predator now! The Elite champion climbs up the turnbuckle …waiting for Johnson to make it to his feet as Moonlight leaps off with a DIVING CLOTHESLINE INTO JOHNSON! BUT JOHNSON GRABS HIM IN HIS ARMS AND SWINGS FOR A SWINGING SIDE SLAM!! BUT MOONLIGHT SWINGS FULL-WAYS AROUND, HOOKING HIS LEGS INTO JOHNSONS ARMS …CRUFIX DRIVER!! JOHNSON GETS PLANTED INTO THE MAT!! MOONLIGHT HOLDS ON FOR A COVER!
ONE!! ….TWO!! …NO!! JOHNSON KICKS OUT!!
ETR: Johnson starts crawling to the ropes as he manages to tag in Dorin as Moonlight is getting to his feet, Dorin charges in as he quickly clotheslines Moonlight down to the mat, the challengers have gotten caught now as Dorin hooks both legs of Moonlight open and connects with a double leg drop to the mid-section of Moonlight! That’s gotta hurt as Dorin now gets back to his feet, Dorin is still a bit staggered from early but I believe the adrenaline is keeping him going as Moonlight rolls over onto his stomach and Dorin is looking to finish Moonlight off as Dorin is seizing him up …
Deadprez: Moonlight is getting up as Dorin kicks him in the mid-section …TWIST OF HATE!! NO!! Moonlight shoves Dorin into the turnbuckle, but Dorin runs up the turnbuckle and off with a WHISPER IN THE DARK!! BUT MOONLIGHT MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! DORIN CRASHES AND BURNS INTO THE MAT!! Moonlight now stomps on the back of Dorin, several stomps as Moonlight grabs both legs of Dorin and looks for the MOONLIGHT MASSACRE!! BUT DORIN KICKS MOONLIGHT INTO THE CORNER …MOONLIGHT COMES CHARGING BACK AT HIM BUT DORIN KICKS MOONLIGHT IN THE GUT!! DORIN PULLS MOONLIGHT IN!! TWIST OF HATE!! HE GOT IT!! DORIN CONNECTS!! COVER!!!
ETR: BUT WAIT! The referee is telling Dorin that when Moonlight was in the corner, Pyrite made the tag unknown to Dorin, Pyrite is the legal man! Pyrite gets into the ring as Dorin is getting up but Pyrite knocks him down with a big boot that almost knocks Dorin’s head off his shoulders as Pyrite pounds on his chest, Pyrite is pumping himself up as Pyrite lifts Dorin up ..SPINEBUSTER CONNECTS! Dorin gets driven into the mat as Pyrite makes his way to the corner, dropping to a knee as he begins to wait for Dorin to make it to his feet, Dorin may have a concussion from that spinebuster as Pyrite is like a shark smelling blood in the water now ..
Deadprez: Dorin is getting up as he slowly turns …SPEAR!! SPEAR BY PYRITE!! LEAPFROG!! DORIN LEAPFROG’D IT!! OH MY!! PYRITE COLLIDES INTO MOONLIGHT WHO WAS GETTING UP!! PYRITE JUST SPEARED HIS OWN PARTNER!! PYRITE JUST REALIZED WHAT HE DID BUT HE CAN’T REACT AS DORIN ROLLS HIM UP FROM BEHIND!!
ONE!! …TWO!! ….NO!!! PYRITE KICKS OUT!!!
ETR: Dorin almost caught Pyrite off guard and Dorin tags in Johnson as Johnson gets into the ring as Pyrite is trying to get up but Johnson not taking any chances as he quickly hits Pyrite with a LOU THESZ PRESS!! JOHNSON SWINGING INTO THE FACE OF PYRITE!! HUGE RIGHTS AND LEFTS INTO PYRITES MOUTH AS PYRITES MOUTH IS BLEEDING!! JOHNSON HAS SNAPPED ON PYRITE!! BUT LOOK!! LOOK PREZ!! IT’S KEVIN DEVASTATION!! KD RUNS DOWN INTO THE RING AND PULLS JOHNSON OFF PYRITE!! JOHNSON FIRES AT KD WITH RIGHT HANDS AS KD FIRES BACK AT HIM!! THIS IS JUST LIKE EARLIER AS BOTH MEN ARE EXCHANGING BLOWS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!
Deadprez: AND KD TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THE MORE EXHUASTED JOHNSON AS KD KICKS JOHNSON IN THE MID-SECTION AND LIFTS HIM UP …DIVINE INTERVENTION!! THE JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB!!! KD JUST PLANTED JOHNSON INTO THE MAT WITH FULL FORCE AS JOHNSON IS MOTIONLESS ON THE MAT AS KD SPITS ON JOHNSON AND WALKS OUT OF THE RING, KD IS LAUGHING TO HIMSELF AS JOHNSON IS LAID OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! PYRITE IS STARTING TO CRAWL OVER TO JOHNSON AS DORIN TRIES TO GET INTO THE RING TO STOP HIM!!
ETR: BUT MOONLIGHT DRAGS HIM OFF THE APRON AND PULLS DORIN IN!! PREDATORY INSTINCT!! THE DR DRIVER ON THE FLOOR!! OH MY GOD!!! PYRITE NOW CRAWLS OVER TO JOHNSON AND HOOKS A LEG!!! YES!!! NEW CHAMPIONS!!! SURELY!!!
ONE!!! …..TWOOO!!!!! ……THREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: Here are your winners and the NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW EAW UNIFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED TAG TEAMS CHAMPIONS
…..THE GGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNERATIIIIION NEEEEEEEXTTTTT!!!!!
Deadprez: OH MY GOD!! THE GENERATION NEXT HAVE DONE IT!! MOONLIGHT AND PYRITE HAVE WON THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM TITLES!! THE LONG WAIT FOR THE GENERATION NEXT HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED!! THEY NOW HOLD THE ELITE AND UNIFIED TAG TEAM TITLES IN THEIR RANKS!!
ETR: An unbelievable match, it could have gone either way but Kevin Devastation interfering and hitting Johnson with the divine intervention was just enough to seal the victory for the Generation Next as Straight Edge Suicide gets helped into the ring as both Pyrite and Moonlight are handed their new Unified Tag Team championships, all three Generation Next members hug in the ring and you don’t gotta like the Generation Next but this is such a great moment for these three young men!
(Camera pans to Y2Impact’s office. A knock is heard on the door).
Y2Impact: Come in.
(Smyth walks in, still in his street clothes).
Y2Impact: You’re match is in like.. 5 minutes.. what the hell are you still doing in your clothes and not if you’re ring gear?
Smyth: Well, I want to speak to you before I go out there.
Y2Impact: About what?
Smyth: Well, I was thinking.. why should I got out there? It’s just an ordinary singles match. Why should I got out there, put my body on the line.. waste my time.. if it’s just Zack Crash. I want you to give me a good reason to go out there a win.. a reason why I should waste my time on this silly, dilly-dally match with Zack Crash because beating him alone doesn’t give me the urge to go out there.
Smyth: Give me something, it can be anything.. maybe even a _#1 contendership for the elite championship? (A)
Y2Impact: No.. but, Voltage does have a CITV qualifier to spare and yourself and Zack have been impressive over the past few weeks. Would a CITV qualifier make little Smyth a tad bit happier?
Smyth: Yes! At least that’ll be worth while! Thank you! I’ll go change.
(Smyth leaves Y2Impact’s office).
Y2Impact: What a little bitch.
(Camera pans back to ring)
( Clips of the Zack Crash vs. Ren Smyth feud play on the screen)
Announcer: This match is a SINGLES match scheduled for ONE FALL by way of SUBMISSION or PINFALL! And now..
(Zack Crash’s theme hits)
Announcer: ..introducing first.. he is from CHARLESTON, WEST VIRGINA.. “THE ULITMATE THRILL SEEEEKER”.. ZAAAAAAAAAAACK CRAAAAAAASH!
ETR: Last week on Voltage, this man issued an open challenge to Smyth after being the victim of verbal and physical abuse for no other reason that Smyth’s obvious jealousy of Zack Crash..
(Smyth’s theme hits).
Announcer: And his opponent.. he is from DUBLIN, IREEEEEELAND.. SMYYYYYYYTTTTTH!
Deadprez: ..Smyth declined the open challenge on Voltage as he had been competing earlier in that night, but he gave Zack this match with him at Defiance to prove that he is better than him and deserves to be treated better so than Zack does!
(DING! DING! DING!)
ETR: Both men meet in the centre of the ring, staring each other down! Zack is challenging Smyth to come at him, to prove why he’s better. Smyth stands there smirking as he turns his head to the audience and laughs.. as he turns back to face Zack he SLAPS HIM ACROSS THE FACE! The emotion in Zack’s face suddenly changes to an obvious anger as Zack JUMPS ON SMYTH! THE LOU THESZ PRESS! ZACK NOW SENDING FISTS RIGHT IN TO THE SKULL OF SMYTH! Smyth pushes Zack off of him and rolls away from Zack getting back up on to his feet. Smyth surprised by the sudden outburst from Zack who is usually so calm!
Deadprez: Both men now circle around the ring. Zack goes for the lockup but Smyth falls down on to one knee, ducks under Zack’s arm and wraps his arms around his waist! Smyth with a vertical suplex to Zack! Smyth keeps his grip on Zack’s waist as he rolls on to his stomach and stands back up with his arms still locked around Zack’s waist! Another vertical suplex from Smyth to Zack! Smyth looks for the final suplex of the sequence as he rolls on to his stomach and stands back up.. RELEASE VERTICAL SUPLEX AS CRASH GOES CRASHING IN TO THE MAT! NO! ZACK LANDS IT! BEFORE SMYTH CAN TURN AROUND ZACK HITS THE FULL NELSON BULLDOG! SMYTH’S FACE SMASHING IN TO THE CANVAS!
ETR: Zack Crash props Smyth up in to a suited position as he runs of against the ropes opposite Smyth! SHINING WIZARD! NO! Smyth lies flat on his back merely dodging the shining wizard! Smyth is up as Zack comes flying back of the ropes after missing the shining wizard.. SMYTH PICKS ZACK UP AS HE COMES BACK.. TILT-A-WORLD BACKBREAKER RIGHT ON TO THE RIGHT KNEE OF SMYTH! Smyth rolls Zack of of his knee on to his back and covers him!
ONEEEEEEE! TWOOOO – KICKOUT!
Deadprez: A nice, quick kickout from Zack there! Smyth picks up Zack and whips him in the direction of the corner! Zack with a reversal of the Irish-whip sending Smyth flying in to the turnbuckle! Zack now approaches Smyth who is resting against the turnbuckle! Zack sends a knee in to the gut of Smyth as he picks him up and sets him up on the top turnbuckle! Zack now steps up on to the second rope! HE’S GOING FROM A TOP ROPE SUPLEX! NO! Smyth sending jabs in to the skull of Zack.. this disorientates him as he falls from the second rope on to his feet on the mat! Smyth still on the top rope as he latches his legs of Zack’s arms and drapes himself over the ropes! Smyth then uses his arms to pick up Zack’s legs and wrap them around the ropes! ROPE HUNG BOSTON CRAB!! SMYTH’S GOT THE ROPE HUNG BOSTON CRAB LOCKED IN ON ZACK CRASH!
ETR: Zack’s in pain! He’s got no arms or legs to fight his way out! He’s basically screwed.. but still, he’s not tapping! Smyth applying as much pressure possible, but Zack is fighting through! Smyth running out of energy, as his grip is losing strength! LOOK! CRASH RIPS A HAND FREE FROM SMYTH’S LEG! AND HE RIPS THE OTHER FREE! Smyth lets go of the hold now, realizing there’s no point in holding on! Smyth flips forward on to the outside mat of the ring.. MY GOD! ZACK’S CHARGING AT SMYTH WHO’S OUTSIDE THE RING AFTER BOUNCING OFF THE ROPES! DIVING CROSSBODY OVER THE TOP ROPE ON TO SMYTH SENDING SMYTH HURTLING BACK CRASHING IN TO THE SECURITY BARRIER!
Deadprez: The tables have turned as Zack takes control! Both men lying on the floor, recovering from the move. Zack Crash is the first up of the men as he picks up Smyth along with him! SNAP SUPLEX! SNAP SUPLEX FROM ZACK CRASH TO SMYTH RIGHT IN TO THE BARRIER! Smyth grabs his back yelping out in pain. Zack walks towards the ring and looks under it, he pulls out a steel chair! Smyth is in a suited position resting up agains that barrier! Zack pulls the steel chair out from under the ring AND CHARGES AT SMYTH AS HE LOOKS TO SMASH IT OVER HIS SKULL! NO! SMYTH ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS ZACK HITS THE BARRIER WITH THE STEEL CHAIR! Smyth crawling away trying to avoid the steel chair as he wants nothing to do with weapons! Smyth now stands up backing away from Zack who is approaching him with the steel chair! ZACK CHARGES AT SMYTH ONCE MORE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!
ETR: SMYTH DUCKS UNDER IT! ZACK SMASHES THE RINGPOST WITH THE STEEL CHAIR AND DROPS THE CHAIR! SMYTH FROM BEHIND WITH THE BACKSTABBER TO ZACK! THE BACKBREAKER! Smyth picks up Zack and rolls him in to the ring, throwing the steel chair in to the audience in the process.. and he covers Zack!
ONEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOO! TH – KICKOUT!
Deadprez: Smyth picks up Zack and whips him against the ropes! Zack comes flying back as Smyth picks him up for a tilt-a-world backbreaker! NO! REVERSAL FROM ZACK AS HE JUMPS UP AND HITS SMYTH WITH A HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN! Smyth flips forward and lands on his stomach. Smyth now makes his way up to his knees! Zack now comes of the ropes in front of Smyth looking for the shining wizard! IT CONNECTS! YES! Smyth slumps forward on to the mat on to his stomach! Zach now comes up behind Smyth and locks in the DRAGON SLEEPER! THE DRAGON SLEEPER LOCKED IN ON SMYTH! ZACK PULLING BACK ON SMYTH’S CHIN SCREAMING AT HIM TO TAP! SMYTH’S TRYING TO REACH FOR THE ROPES BUT IT JUST ISN’T HAPPENING! SMYTH SENDS AN ELBOW IN TO THE JAW OF ZACK CRASH WITH HIS FREE ELBOW! Zack loosens the grip as Smyth sends another elbow! Smyth now uses his free arm to flip Zack over his shoulder!
ETR: Zack lands in the suited position as Smyth sends a knee in to his back and picks him up.. HE’S GOING FOR THE AROUND THE WORLD! THE RANHEI! NO! ZACK SENDING ELBOWS IN TO SMYTH’S SKULL GETTING OUT OF THE MOVE! SMYTH IS NOW DAZED FROM THE ELBOWS! ZACK KICKS HIM IN THE GUT! HE PUTS SMYTH IN THE POSITION FOR THE CRASH TEST! THE KILLSWITCH! YES! IT CONNECTS! IT’S OVER! IT’S OVER!! ZACK COVERS SMYTH..
ONEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOO! THREEEEEEE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: And Zack has done it! He’s going to Pain for Pride V in the Cash in the Vault match! And he’s finally shut Smyth up! What a night for Crash!
(The camera pans to the locker room of the Heart Break Band where the Heart Break Boy is seen standing in front of a whiteboard with a pointer in his hand with words written around a picture of the Heart Break Gal which is the centre of the words. Christine Lee is sitting down on a bench, looking at the board).
Heart Break Boy: Alright, Christine.. I’m here to give your some pointers on your match with the Heart Break Gal tonight. Now, I can’t help you out too much with Cameron Ella Ava but I know the Heart Break Gal like the back of my hand.
Christine: I’m listening with open ears..
(The Heart Break Boy begins pacing back and forth in front of the whiteboard with the pointer in his hand as he then stops and points to the words ”Devan Dubian” on the whiteboard with his pointer).
Heart Break Boy: As we all know, the Heart Break Gal is nothing more than a coniving little bitch who can do nothing on her own without a little help from her ”man candy” Devan Dubian. The good thing about tonight is that Dubian will be too busy preparing for his own match to be able to help the Heart Break Gal out in her match. Nonetheless, he probably wouldn’t even come out to help her regardless because as it’s been proven countless times he’s nothing more than a cocky son of a bitch so don’t be worrying about him.
Christine Lee: And what happens if he actually grows a pair and decides to interfere in our match?
Heart Break Boy: Don’t worry, I’ll be somewhere nearby if he decides to come out.
(The Heart Break Boy begins to pace back and forth once more as he stops, and then points at the words ”the sweet chin music” with his pointer).
Heart Break Boy: The sweet chin music.. the infamous move of the Heart Break Gal. The good thing about the Heart Break Gal’s sweet chin music is that I myself have the move as my finisher and know how to reverse it in nearly every scenario possible. Now, I won’t tell you all these scenarios live on free-per-view for my opponents to see but here’s a tip; WATCH YOUR BACK. If you ever have your back turned ALWAYS be aware that the Heart Break Gal may be behind you waiting to superkick you in the face or even possibly Cameron Ella Ava may be behind you waiting to hit you with the bitch camp. Be prepared to either turn around and duck or roll out of the ring out of harms way.
(The Heart Break Boy once more paces back and forth, stops, and points at the final words on the board ”the vixen’s championship” with his pointer).
Heart Break Boy: And finally.. the vixen’s championship. Now, the Heart Break Gal is always at her best when the vixen’s championship is at stake. It’s the actual time she only shows some speck of talent. Also, if she wins this match she will be tied for the most vixen championship reigns with Sabina..
Christine Lee: Wow.. wouldn’t it be so sweet if we could rip away that from her? Have her tied down at two time reign?
Heart Break Boy: EXACTLY. It would CRUSH her. Especially if you won.
(Christine Lee gets up off the bench and walks towards the Heart Break Boy).
Christine Lee: Thanks so much for the advice. I’ve beaten her once.. and I’m sure I can beat her again.
Heart Break Boy: Good, but don’t focus 100% of the Heart Break Gal.. after all, Cameron is the vixen’s champion and you’ve got your streak to consider. Just be careful out there, Christine.
(Camera fades to black as Christine’s name can be heard over the intercom to make her way to ring).
Announcer: This match is a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH.. for the VIXEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP.. scheduled by ONE FALL by way of SUBMISSION OR PINFALL!
(Christine Lee’s theme hits).
Announcer: Introducing the first challenger for the title.. she is from PITTSBURGH, PHILADELPHIA.. CHRISTINEEEEEEE LEEEEEEEEE!
ETR: Christine Lee has been on fire since coming to EAW! She is currently 10-0 after defeating three different vixen’s last week on Voltage to qualify to this match! Can she make it 11-0 tonight by winning the Vixen’s championship?
(Heart Break Gal’s theme hits).
Announcer: Introducing the second challenger.. she is from DALLAS, TEXAS.. the HEART BREAK GAAAAAAAL!
Deadprez: The last time the Heart Break Gal took on Cameron Ella Ava she beat her on Dynasty, but the last time she faced her for the vixen’s championship.. she lost! Also, the Heart Break Gal may have some bad blood with Christine Lee as Christine is the new member of the Heart Break Band!
(Cameron Ella Ava’s theme hits).
Announcer: And finally.. she is from LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA.. she is your VIXEN’S CHAMPION.. CAMERON ELLA AVAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
ETR: Cameron Ella Ava hasn’t had the best of times in the past 6 weeks as vixen’s champion. She’s suffered loses from both two of these vixen’s in the past 6 weeks.. but Cameron is known to be a fighting champion so there is still a strong possibility that she’ll still be champion coming out of Defiance!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: All three women are circling around the ring, looking from side to side making sure they know where both their opponents are. The Heart Break Gal edges towards Cameron Ella Ava and yells ”LET’S GET RID OF HER FIRST” pointing at Christine. Cameron Ella Ava nods in agreement as both vixens approach Christine Lee corning her. BOTH WOMEN NOW UNLEASHING ON CHRISTINE LEE! CAMERON ELLA AVA SENDING JABS IN TO THE JAW OF CHRISTINE LEE AS THE HEART BREAK GAL SENDS BOOTS RIGHT IN TO THE GUT OF CHRISTINE LEE! CHRISTINE LEE IS NOW ON THE MAT AS BOTH WOMEN ARE STOMPING ON HER! The Heart Break Gal picks Christine Lee up by her hair, spins her around and sends her SHOULDER FIRST IN TO THE RING POST!
ETR: Christine Lee’s shoulder bounces off the steel ring post as she stumbles backwards. Cameron Ella Ava is behind her as she sneaks up behind her.. REVERSE BULLDOG! CHRISTINE LEE IS PLANTED IN TO THE MAT! SHE SPRAWLS OUT ACROSS HER BODY AND HOOKS HER LEG!
ONEEEEEEE! T – THE HEART BREAK GAL BREAKS THE PINFALL CLUBBING CAMERON OVER THE HEAD!
Deadprez: The Heart Break Gal is screaming at Cameron Ella Ava! They were supposed to team for this time and take out Christine Lee but Cameron Ella Ava tried to get a quick one with the cover! The Heart Break Gal not happy about this as she picks up Cameron Ella Ava and tosses her in to the corner. The Heart Break Gal now sending kicks in to the stomach of the midsection of the vixen’s champion! Cameron Ella Ava slumps down on to the floor, leaning against the bottom turnbuckle! The Heart Break Gal now places her high-heeled boots on to the throat of Cameron Ella Ava and pushes down on her throat! THE HEART BREAK GAL IS CHOKING CAMERON ELLA AVA WITH HER BOOT! CAMERON ELLA AVA KICKING HER LEGS DESPERATELY.. GASPING FOR AIR!
ETR: The referee pushes the Heart Break Gal off of Cameron Ella Ava. Cameron is panting on the floor, as she rolls out of the ring getting away from the Heart Break Gal. The Heart Break Gal laughs at Cameron as she walks towards Christine Lee who is on all fours. She picks her up by her hair and Irish-whips her. Christine Lee bounces off the ropes and comes flying back at the Heart Break Gal.. the HEART BREAK GAL LANDING A DROPKICK TO CHRISTINE LEE’S CHEST! Both women are up quickly as the Heart Break Gal goes for a SECOND DROPKICK! NO! CHRISTINE LEE DUCKS UNDER THE DROPKICK AS THE HEART BREAK GAL LANDS ON HER STOMACH! The Heart Break Gal begins to rise as Christine Lee comes up behind her AND HITS AN INVERTED DDT ON THE HEART BREAK GAL! The back of the Heart Break Gal’s skull smashing in to the canvas! Christine Lee picks the Heart Break Gal up and kicks her in the gut!
Deadprez: The Heart Break Gal leans forward clenching her stomach as Christine Lee bounces of the ropes and comes back.. SCISSORS KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEART BREAK GAL’S SKULL! THE HEART BREAK GAL’S FACE SMASHING IN TO THE MAT! LOOK AT THIS! CAMERON ELLA AVA IS CLIMBING UP THE TURNBUCKLE BEHIND CHRISTINE FROM THE OUTSIDE! SHE’S STANDING ON TOP OF IT! CHRISTINE LEE GETS UP AFTER DELIVERING THE SCISSORS KICK AND TURNS AROUND! CAMERON ELLA AVA LEAPS FROM THE TOP ROPE LANDING A DIVING CROSSBODY ON CHRISTINE LEE FROM THE TOP ROPE! SHE HOOKS THE LEG OF CHRISTINE LEE!
ONEEEEEEEE! TWOOO – A QUICK KICKOUT FROM CHRISTINE LEE!
ETR: Christine Lee is now dead centre in the ring as Cameron Ella Ava steps through the ropes on to the apron. The Heart Break Gal is in the corner right beside her resting against it in a suited position after receiving the scissors kick. Cameron Ella Ava grabs the ropes with her hands and lifts her self up! SPRINGBOARD ELBOW DROP TO CHRISTINE LEE! NO! THE HEART BREAK GAL LEAPS FORWARD AND HITS THE ROPES CAUSING CAMERON ELLA AVA TO COMPLETELY MISS CHRISTINE LEE AND CRASH AND BURN IN TO THE MAT! Christine Lee is now crawling towards the turnbuckle. The Heart Break Gal is in the corner diagonally opposite Christine Lee!
Deadprez: SHE’S TUNING UP THE BAND!! ONE! TWO! CHRISTINE LEE IS NOW RISING! THREE! FOUR! SHE’S ABOUT TO TURN AROUND! FIVE! WAIT, LOOK! Christine is about to turn around but she stops her place! She drops to the mat and rolls out the ring! How clever of her! She’s taking the Heart Break Boy’s advice from earlier tonight of rolling out of the ring if she sensed the Heart Break Gal was going for the sweet chin music and it saved her from getting her head knocked off! Christine Lee laughing at the Heart Break Gal as she stays outside the ring to take a breather. The Heart Break Gal is pissed off that Christine didn’t fall victim to her sweet chin music but she moves on to Cameron who is leaning against the ropes! THE HEART BREAK GAL CHARGES AT THE VIXEN’S CHAMPION LOOKING TO CLOTHESLINE HER OVER THE ROPES! CAMERON DUCKS UNDER THE CLOTHESLINE AND FLIPS THE HEART BREAK GAL OVER HER SHOULDER!
ETR: THE HEART BREAK GAL LANDS ON THE APRON! CAMERON TURNS AROUND AND TRIES TO BITCH SLAP THE HEART BREAK GAL BUT THE HEART BREAK GAL DUCKS UNDER THE SLAP! THE HEART BREAK GAL KICKS CAMERON IN THE GUT AND FLIPS OVER THE ROPES GRABBING HER WAIST.. SUNSET FLIP PIN! THE REFEREE COUNTS!
ONEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOO! THR – KICKOUT FROM CAMERON!
Deadprez: Christine Lee slides back in to the ring with the Heart Break Gal and Cameron Ella Ava unaware. The Heart Break Gal picks up Cameron Ella Ava by the hair.. CAMERON RAKING THE EYES WITH HER SHARP FINGERNAILS! CAMERON IRISH-WHIPS THE HEART BREAK GAL IN THE DIRECTION OF THE ROPES! THE HEART BREAK GAL REVERSES THE IRISH-WHIP SENDING CAMERON OFF OF THE ROPES! CAMERON COMES FLYING BACK AS THE HEART BREAK GAL LEANS FORWARD LOOKING TO FLIP HER OVER HER HEAD! NO! CAMERON JUMPS OVER THE HEART BREAK GAL! OH MY GOD! CHRISTINE WAS THERE WAITING AS SHE HITS A SPEAR! CAMERON ELLA AVA SMASHES IN TO THE CANVAS! CHRISTINE COVERS!
ONEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOO! THRE – THE HEART BREAK GAL BREAKS THE HOLD!!
ETR: The Heart Break Gal picks up Christine and puts Christine in a headlock hold as Cameron rolls out of the ring! The Heart Break Gal runs towards the ropes and jumps off of them with Christine still locked in the headlock! SPRINGBOARD BULLDOG! CHRISTINE PLANTED IN TO THE MAT FACE FIRST! WHAT A MOVE! CHRISTINE ROLLS AROUND IN PAIN! THE HEART BREAK GAL IS NOW CLIMBING THE ROPES! SHE’S ON TOP! OH MY GOD!! HYSTERIA DRIVE FROM THE TOP ROPE! RIGHT ON TO CHRISTINE! PHENOMENAL!! THE HEART BREAK GAL COVERS CHRISTINE!!
(The Heart Break Boy theme hits as he emerges from behind the curtain).
(The Heart Break Boy is running down the ramp and slides in to the ring)
(DING! DING! DING!)
(The Heart Break Gal quickly rolls out of the ring before the Heart Break Boy can get anywhere near her. She grabs the title from the announcer and laughing at the Heart Break Boy).
Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER.. AND NEW VIXEN’S CHAMPION.. THE HEART BREAK GAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!
ETR: SHE’S DONE IT! SHE ENDED CAMERON ELLA AVA’S 7 MONTH REIGN! WOW! The Heart Break Boy came to late! What a MASSIVE win for the Heart Break Gal as she goes in to Pain for Pride V as VIXEN’S CHAMPION!
(Camera pans backstage to Reverend James Johnson and Dorin in their locker rooms)
James: Yo Dorin …I’m still sorry about what happened out there earlier, I know how much those titles meant to you.
Dorin: Yeah, it’s cool, shit happens I guess …though what are you gonna do about Kevin?
James: What about him?
Dorin: Well he did just like ya know …cost us the Unified Tag Team titles, we can’t very well let him get away with that.
James: Oh yeah, sorry my head is still pounding ..anyway, you know I’m not going to let KD get away with this, he crossed a very fine line when he kept referring himself to my savior but now he costs us the titles, to the goddamn Generation Next as well ..
Dorin: Yeah, we may as finish off the job Cyclone did last year with him …(A knock is heard on the door)
James: Come in …
(WWEFan is shown walking into the room)
James: Oh, brother …
Fan: How’s it going Father and Dorin? Anyway, I’ll keep this short and sweet because I have a Hell in a Cell match coming up pretty soon but I’d just like to talk to you about KD for a second.
James: What about him?
Fan: Well I saw what went down between you and since I feel a little bit at fault considering I signed KD to a contract last month and I have been talking to both Impact and Maria, we are going to allow you to appear on Voltage more regularly now. You will still be a Dynasty extremist of course, but you will be appearing on Voltage as well.
James: Sweet, Dorin come on …we got to plan our revenge on Kevin ..
Fan: We? I think you mis-understood what I said James …I said YOU would be appearing on Voltage, not Dorin. As far as I’m concerned, he’s sololy a Dynasty extremist and nothing more.
James: What? But he screwed Dorin as well! C’mon Andy …
Fan *shrugs*: Not my problem ..
James: You son of a bitch, I certainly do hope karma decides to bite you back in the ass tonight in that Hell in a Cell when Eddie and Ashten destroy you and your Enterprise jerk-offs.
Fan *smirking*: Language now Father …but anyway, you should know by now that the Enterprise is the most lethal and dangerous force in the history of EAW and not only will we win tonight, but will also rid EAW of the disease known as Eddie Mack and Ashten Cross …*in a mockingly voice* AND THAT’S THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO WWEFAN! (Cool)
(Dorin has to hold James back as WWEFan walks out of the room laughing)
Announcer: This match is for the ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP.. and is scheduled for ONE FALL by way of SUBMISSION OR PINFALL! And now..
(Hade’s the Hellraiser’s theme hits).
Announcer: Introducing the challenger for the title.. he is from DEVIL TOWN.. NORTH CAROLINA.. HADES THE HELLRAAAAAAAISER!
ETR: Tonight Hades the Hellraiser takes on Moonlight Predator for the elite championship. Hades has had chances to win this title on a few occasions but to no avail. Tonight, he looks to put an end to their feud which has been going on for quite some time by winning the championship.
(Moonlight Predator’s theme hits).
Announcer: And now.. he is from OTTAWA, ONTARIO, CANADA.. he is your ELITE CHAMPION.. and ONE HALF OF YOUR UNIFIED TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS.. MOOOOONLIGHT PREDATOR!
Deadprez: Hades has a slight advantage going in to this as Moonlight Predator competed in match earlier on in the night for the unified tag-team championships but I’m sure Moonlight Predator will give it his all to keep his championship which he’s had since King of Extreme IV!
(DING! DING! DING!)
ETR: And this match is underway! Both men circle around the ring as Hades the Hellraiser has his fists up in a boxer stance. Hades moves quickly towards Moonlight Predator sending quick punches towards him! Moonlight Predator ducks under the fists and backs away in to the corner! Hades moves towards him once more quickly sending swift punches again! As last time, Moonlight Predator ducks under the punches, moving away from the corner. Hades turns around and his met with a dropkick that causes him to stumble back in to the corner!
Deadprez: Moonlight Predator is quickly back up on his feet after delivering the dropkick to Hades the Hellraiser. He now approaches Hades who is resting against the turnbuckle. Moonlight Predator now sending a nice combination of european uppercuts right to Hades! Moonlight Predator now grabs Hades by his arm and looks to whip him in to the corner diagonally opposite him! IRISH-WHIP! NO! HADES REVERSES IT SENDING MOONLIGHT RIGHT IN TO THE CORNER! HADES NOW CHARGES AT MOONLIGHT PREDATOR LOOKING FOR THE BIG BOOT!
ETR: NO! MOONLIGHT PREDATOR DUCKS UNDER THE BIG BOOT! HADES FOOT GETS CAUGHT ON THE TOP ROPE! MOONLIGHT PREDATOR COMES UP BEHIND.. GERMAN SUPLEX!! GERMAN SUPLEX TO THE BIG MAN! HADES COMES DOWN CRASHING AND BURNING ON HIS NECK! MOONLIGHT ROLLS HIM OVER AND COVERS HIM!
ONEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOO – KICKOUT!
Deadprez: Moonlight hasn’t done enough to get the 3 count! Moonlight Predator picks Hades the Hellraiser and places him on his shoulders! He’s going for the GTS! NO! HADES SENDING ELBOWS RIGHT IN TO THE JAW OF MOONLIGHT PREDATOR! HADES JUMPS DOWN OFF HIS SHOULDERS AND KICKS MOONLIGHT PREDATOR IN THE GUT! HE NOW WHIPS HIM AGAINST THE ROPES! MOONLIGHT PREDATOR COMES FLYING BACK AS HADES THE HELLRAISER LIFTS HIM UP ON TO HIS SHOULDERS.. SAMOAN DROP! Hades the Hellraiser planting Moonlight Predator in to the canvas! Hades not waisting anytime as he picks up Moonlight Predator and Irish-whips him towards the ropes again!
ETR: Moonlight Predator running at the ropes! LOOK AT THIS! MOONLIGHT PREDATOR JUMPS ON THE SECOND ROPE! SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY TO HADES THE HELLRAISER! NO!! HADES CATCHES HIM! HADES NOW WITH A HUGE SWINGING SIDE SLAM TO MOONLIGHT PREDATOR! WOW! Hades now picks up Moonlight Predator and places him on his shoulder! He charges towards the turnbuckle and drops Moonlight’s face on to the top turnbuckle! HE’S GOING FOR THE SNAKE EYES! Moonlight stumbles back and turns around as Hades comes flying off the ropes looking for the big boot! NO! MOONLIGHT DUCKS UNDER THE BIG BOOT YET AGAIN!
Deadprez: Hades turns around and is met by a STEP-UP ENZUGIRI! Hades stumbles back and leans up against the ropes! MOONLIGHT PREDATOR CHARGES AT HIM AND HITS HIM WITH A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE SENDING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE ON TO THE OUTSIDE! Great momentum here from Moonlight Predator! Hades the Hellraiser lands on the outside of the ring as Moonlight begins to climb the turnbuckle! Hades the Hellraiser rises to his feet BUT IS KNOCKED DOWN AGAIN BY A MOONSAULT PLANCA TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING FROM MOONLIGHT PREDATOR! What a great move!
ETR: Indeed! Moonlight Predator is quickly up.. and look at this! He’s ripping up the padding surrounding the ring exposing the concrete! Moonlight Predator tosses the soft padding to the side and picks up Hades and hooks him in for the DDT! OH MY GOD! HADES FACE SMASHES IN TO THE CONCRETE! HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S OUT COLD FOLKS! WHAT RUTHLESS AGGRESSION SEEN FROM MOONLIGHT PREDATOR! Moonlight now picks up the motionless Hades and tosses him in to the ring and he covers him!
ONEEEEE! TWOOOOO! THREEE – KICKOUT!
Deadprez: HOW?! HIS FACE WAS JUST SMASHED IN TO CONCRETE! MOONLIGHT PREDATOR IS IN DISBELIEF! HE SCREAMS AT THE REFEREE TO COUNT ONCE MORE AS HE COVERS HIM ONCE MORE!
ONEEEEE! TWOOOOO! THREEEEE – KICKOUT!
ETR: ANOTHER KICKOUT! WOAH! HOW?! Moonlight Predator becoming frustrated as he stands up and waits for Hades to get up! Hades is on all fours.. Moonlight is creeping up behind him! Hades stands up on his feet as Moonlight Predator quickly wraps his arms around his waist! GERMAN SUPLEX! NO! HADES SENDS A WILD ELBOW IN TO THE JAW OF MOONLIGHT PREDATOR! Moonlight stumbles back as Hades runs forward and bounces of the ropes charging back at Moonlight! FLYING LARIAT FROM HADES KNOCKING MOONLIGHT PREDATOR DOWN TO THE MAT! Moonlight Predator is lying flat on his back as Hades makes his way back up on to his feet and bounces of the ropes once more.. ATOMIC LEG DROP RIGHT ON TO THE CHEST OF MOONLIGHT PREDATOR!
Deadprez: What a comeback from Hades! Hades now picks up Moonlight Predator and kicks him in the midsection! Moonlight Predator leans over as Hades tucks his head between his legs and picks him up! HE’S GOING FOR THE LAST CALL! THE LAST RIDE! NO! MOONLIGHT PREDATOR IS SENDING SHOTS IN TO THE SKULL OF HADES! MOONLIGHT PREDATOR DESPERATELY TRYING TO AVOID BEING PLANTED IN TO THE MAT! Moonlight Predator jumps down of Hades should as Hades is groggy on his feet.. Moonlight runs and jumps of the ropes.. SPRINGBOARD KICK TO THE SKULL! HADES FALLS TO MAT FLAT ON HIS BACK!
ETR: Moonlight Predator now stumbles towards Hades as he goes to pick him up by the ha– NO! HADES PULLS MOONLIGHT PREDATOR IN AS HE LEANED OVER! HE’S GOT THE HELL’S GATES LOCKED IN! OH GOD! MOONLIGHT PREDATOR DOESN’T STAND A CHANCE! THIS MOVE IS SO BRUTAL! MOONLIGHT PREDATOR IS STRUGGLING TRYING TO GET OUT! BUT HE’S FADING AWAY! HIS MOVEMENTS ARE LESSENING! THE REFEREE APPROACHES MOONLIGHT PREDATOR! He lifts up his hands and drops it as it hits the mat! If this happens three times, he’ll lose via KO, folks! He lifts it again.. and drops it.. IT HITS THE MAT AGAIN! The referee raises the hand one last time and drops it.. IT HITS THE MAT! HADES HAS WON! HE’S THE ELITE CHAMPION!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Announcer: Your winner.. and NEW ELITE CHAMPIOOON.. HADES THE HELLRAAAAAAAAISER!
Deadprez: What an ending, the best match of their rivalry so far! Congratulations to Hades, a well deserved win!
ETR: At least Moonlight has still got that new, shiny unified tag-team championship title around his waist!
(Camera fades backstage to the Enterprise’s locker room)
(WWEFan is seen practicing his jabs before stopping and then begins to walk)
(The camera pans over to Fan pacing back and forth before Lethal Consequences and Johnny Nova)
Fan: Well gentlemen, tonight is our night. The name “Defiance” certainly rings very true tonight. But tonight that ringing ends. The annoying ringing in the ears of Extreme Answers wrestling is silenced once and for all!
(LC and Nova nod in approval)
Fan: Tonight, we see the chair swinging, high flying maniac! Tonight is about Johnny Nova taking the biggest step in his career!
(Crowd gives a mixed reaction)
Fan: Oh can you feel it?! The electricity that rides on this match! What this match can do for you is unimaginable! Tonight you play a vital role in the breakdown; tonight you usher in a new attitude, a new perception of the New Breed. And after tonight, it’s only higher and higher for you my good friend…..
(Fan looks over to LC as the crowd boos)
Fan: And you, my fellow EAW Hall of Famer, often overlooked, but a very smart man with a very good senses of what’s right for this company, Lethal Consequences! Tonight our mission comes to a completion…and after last Dynasty, we showed that fool Mr. DEDEDE to try to intrude with his authority. But you, you’re the counter that we need. You’ve been with this cause since day 1! And you’ll be damned if you forget about what that man personally did to you at the Grand Rampage! And now he wants to put us inside Hell in a Cell….
Fan: That was a smart move but the solid fact is that no matter what kind of hurdle that man wants to impose, Ashten Cross and Eddie Mack are ours! I know it, you two know it, and these people will finally witness it right in front of their very eyes! Men, I urge you, hell, I beg you not to hold anything back tonight. They have nowhere to run, the battle ends tonight. Our objectives will be accomplished, and our association will finally…..finally reap the reward with the rest of Extreme Answers Wrestling.
(Nova and LC show fierce looks as all three men shake hands)
(Camera fades back to the ringside arena as it shows the Hell in a Cell hanging from the arena)
ETR: Coming up tonight, that cell will lower and 5 men will enter! I cannot wait to see what transpires there! You can feel the tension, Prez!
(Camera fades to the ring announcer)
(The lights in the arena go off as the crowd begins cheering)
(Suddenly, the lights in the middle of the arena begin to flash as the Hell in a Cell begins to lower)
Deadprez: Look at this sight. What an amazing night we’ve had so far ladies and gentlemen, but right now, Defiance is about to take yet another turn as we take a look at how this Hell in a Cell match came about….
(Promo hype video is shown)
(Camera fades back to a long spotlight looking down at the cell)
(WWEFan’s theme hits as he comes out dancing with his custom made yellow and white Defiance jersey)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is the 3-on-2 Handicap HEEEELLLLL IN A CEEELLLLLLLL MATCCHH!! And it is scheduled for one fall!
RA: Introducing THHHEEE ENNTTERRRPPPRRIISSEEEE, first from Los Angeles, California, he is the EAW Vice President, WWWWWEEEFFFAANNNNNNNNN!!!!
(Fan begins to slow his dancing as he gets closer to the ring, staring down the cell as he walks in)
ETR: This Hell in a Cell is going to signify the end of an organization or the beginning of the 2nd Reich if you will, and quite frankly that frightens me.
(Fan steps into the ring slowly as he looks around)
Deadprez: I don’t think any of these men have any idea of what’s about to happen inside the cell, ETR, and we certainly can’t imagine it.
(Lethal Consequence’s theme hits)
Ring Announcer: Introducing next, from Oakland, California, weighing in at 230 pounds, LLLLEETTTHHHAAAALLLL CONNNNNSEEQQQUUENNNNCCESSSSSS!!!!!
(LC walks down the ring with a confident look as he enters the cell area)
ETR: This man was so close to winning the Grand Rampage this year, but that was stopped at the hands of the now owner of EAW, Mr. DEDEDE.
Deadprez: Certainly our thoughts go out to Mr. DEDEDE who we’ve heard is recovering at his home from that assault on Dynasty. His feud with these men has escalated even further.
(Johnny Nova’ theme hits as we walks out holding his championship)
Ring Announcer: And finally their partner, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 211 pounds, he is the EAW NNNNEEEEWWWW BREEEEDDD CHAMPPPPIIOOOONNN, JOOOHNNNYYY NOVVVVVAAAAA!!!!
ETR: This man could still be called a rookie! And tonight he faces one of the most vicious matches EAW has to offer, I hope his career isn’t cut short after tonight.
Deadprez: He took up this mission to align himself with the Enterprise and now he has to go through this match! Can these men fair up against their opponents?
(Eddie Mack’s theme hits as he walks out to cheers)
Ring Announcer: Introducing their opponents, first from Melbourne, Australlia, weighing in at 237 pounds, EDDDDDDDIIIIIEEEEEEE MMMAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!
(Mack walks down the aisle high-fiving the crowd but keeping his eyes on the cell)
ETR: This match is about Mack and his partner looking for their source of revenge! Enterprise has absolutely nowhere to go, and I think Mack can inflict a lot of damage in this one!
Deadprez: You can only imagine how hungry Mack is to get into this cell, but he’s smart for not running in alone…
(Ashten Cross’ theme hits as he walks down to the ring)
Ring Announcer: And his partner, from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing in at—
ETR: Lookout! Both men give each other one quick look and dash into the cell! Here we go!
Deadprez: Fan commands both of his partners to attack the oncoming force! The official locks the cell door and we are live! Nova and LC quickly go after and begin nailing Cross and Mack with right hands! Cross blocks Nova’s right hand and shoves him into the corner! LC with rights rocking Mack to the ropes—HUGE CLOTHESLINE! NO! LC GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE DOWN TO THE FLOOR!
ETR: And now both men staring down at our Vice President, standing dead center in the ring! Oh man do they want a piece of him! Both men charge—but Fan dashes out of the other side of the ring! And I don’t blame him for dodging this double team assault! Look out Cross! Nova with a hurricanrana from the second rope! Where did that come from!? Now dashes under Mack’s clothesline—-dashes off the ropes again! Stoops under a second clothesline attempt as he comes off one again—-TILT A WHIRL BAKCBREAKER FROM EDDIE MACK!
Deadprez: Fan cringing on the outside! But he’s creeping over to the side of the ringside area where Cross rolls out to! He’s stalking Cross here! Look out! Clothesline by Fan taking down Cross on the floor again! Mack walking over to Fan—but LC from behind! The numbers game is already coming into play here! LC with a huge axe handle to the back of Mack, followed by a stomp to the ribs! Mack gets grounded and LC begins delivering right hands to the back of the head!
ETR: Fan grabbing Cross on the outside here—LOOKING FOR AN IRISH WHIP—-BUT CROSS COUNTERED IT AND FAN GETS SENT INTO THE CAGE WALL! The VP has been scarred here! LC grabbing Mack to his feet—off the ropes—-back body drop to the outside! No! Mack lands on the apron! He turns LC around! Hooks him for a suplex to the outside! NO! LC with gut shots, breaking away! And Cross just hopped onto that apron and reaches over to LC now! Both men hook him! Oh no! Oh no!
Deadprez: DOUBLE TEAMED SUPLEX DUMPS LC TO THE FLOOR BELOW! Oh man what a landing ETR! LOOK OUT! NOVA SPRINGBOARD INSIDE IN THE RING—DROPKICK SENDING EDDIE MACK INTO THE CAGE WALL! Jesus what impact, he almost broke the wall! Mack collapses! Nova scrambles to his feet and trades with Cross here! Back and forth rights! Cross teeters! But there’s a huge haymaker sending Nova down in the ring! Cross looking to fly here off the ropes perhaps!
ETR: But here comes Fan! Here comes the VP crawling up to the apron, surprise Cross with a right hand to the back of the temple! What the hell is Fan doing!? He seems to be hooking his leg over Cross’ here on the apron—-OH MAN A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP OFF THE APRON INTO THE CAGE WALL! WHAT A RISK! FAN TOOK HIMSELF OUT ON THAT ONE BUT WHAT A MOVE! What destruction we’ve seen thus far! And Nova is the only man standing in the ring!
Deadprez: Take this opportunity kid! Do something! Oh there he goes, exiting the other side of the ring, reaching under the apron—-here comes the weaponry! Johnny Nova throwing in some chairs and a few trash cans! Now he walks over a few steps and reaches—-for a table! Now sliding that in, this should get interesting! Eddie Mack rolling into the ring here, charging at Nova! Nova gets backed into the corner after some right hands by Mack! Relentless shots here! Mack now walking over for one of those chairs! Nova might pay for bringing those in!
ETR: Mack has the steel chair, walking back—-Fan has rolled back into the ring and grabbed a hold of Mack’s steel chair! He’s trying to yank it away! Mack struggling with him here! It’s a tug of war! Gut kick by Mack! Fan staggers away—-HUGE CHAIR—–but NOVA WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK! MACK AND THE CHAIR GO FLYING! Fan was cowering in fear but what a save by Nova! Cross is crawling back into the ring now—-but gets pulled back out to ringside by LC! Both men exchanging rights, back and forth here—LC reaches for the head of Cross—INTO THE CELL! Raking his skin good God! Cross is getting graded here!
Deadprez: But Cross trying to elbow himself free! LC finally releases and backs away, Cross staggering around, Nova reaches out from the middle rope, trying to grab Ashten into the ring—-HUGE RIGHT BY CROSS! And LC chargers at him—-HIP TOSS INTO THE STEEL STEPS! OH MAN LC MIGHT BE BROKEN HERE! And Cross collapses! Mack trying to recover in the corner here as Fan notices he’s weak! Running clothesline into the corner by the VP! Now delivering those quick jabs!
ETR: And now he’s shuffling in his face! This is great! And—MACK WITH A RIGHT HAND! Another shot, another! Fan staggering into the middle of the ring, he’s dazed here! Mack scrambles over for a trash can and places it over his upper body! Deadprez, I don’t like this! Mack—-off the ropes! RUNNING BIG BOOT INTO THE TRASH CAN! I can’t watch this! Our VP is getting ruined! Nova charges at Mack—but gets sent over the top rope! NO! Nova hung on! What athleticism!
Deadprez: Mack turns around and gets met with a shot by Nova! Now grabbing Mack by the head—running across the apron driving his head into the turnbuckle! And Mack goes down! Fan sliding the trash can off himself, he looks like a mess, ETR! Nova hops back into the ring, runs over to check on Fan who seems to have a small cut on his head. But he notices Cross getting to his feet on the outside—dashes off the ropes on the other side of the ring—-DASHES BACK AND HOPS RIGHT ON THAT TOP ROPE—-NOVASAULT ONTO ASHTEN CROSS ON THE OUTSIDE!
ETR: I can’t believe he just pulled that off! Ashten has been getting pummeled thus far on the outside! Fan is squirming on the ring floor as Mack checks for blood, both men struggling! Mack has a chance to obliterate the man who has been in command of making his career a living hell as of late! Fan has a chair—Fan reached over for a lone steel chair in the ring, both men getting on their feet, they turn around——HOLY SHIT WHAT A FLYING CHAIR SHOT! OH MY GOD EDDIE MACK’S SKULL HAS BEEN CRUSHED AS BOTH MEN GO DOWN! THE FANS IN THE O2 GASPED IN COMPLETE SHOCK!
Deadprez: Lethal! Lethal rolling into the ring—runs over for the cover! Oh man not this way! The regime continues!
NO HE KICKED OUT! MACK KICKED OUT WITH AUTHORITY! Fan rolls out of the ring in disbelief! And LC looks livid! Fan kicking the cage in rage! LC walks over to grab the steel chair once again—and begins to ram it into Mack’s legs! Fan calling the shots on the outside while rubbing his injured back. Now he reaches under the apron and retrieves yet another table! He places that one reclining against the cage wall here, I don’t like this.
ETR: Meanwhile LC is reclining the in-ring table against one of the corners! And Fan rushes over to help Johnny Nova to his feet on the other side of the ring, and he whispers something in his ear as he points to one of the corners of this cell structure! Nova reaches under the apron—–another table! 3 tables in play so far here! And Fan rolls in back into the ring to grab one of the unused trash cans and exits the ring again. LC is patrolling the arena, ensuring that Mack is no threat at all.
Deadprez: But I’m wondering what the hell these guys are doing here! Nova has reclined this solid wood table again the corner of this cell, Cross is still dazed on the floor, he’s been completely out of it this whole entire contest, you have to think that it’s irked Eddie Mack who’s putting up an amazing fight here tonight in Dublin! Both men grabbing Cross to his feet and now laying him across the table. I don’t like this, I don’t like this once bit!
ETR: Fan with the trash can—putting it over Ashten Cross! Cross is defenseless! He’s reclining against that table here, LC is keeping Mack grounded here! He needs to save his partner here! WWEFan is looking around at this crowd, some of them might know what’s coming here! But there’s no way—-Fan hopping onto the apron…..he backs up completely up the corner completely opposite! Nova holding this man down. What is our Vice President thinking?!?
Deadprez: RUNS DOWN THE APRON—-COAST TO COAST THROUGH ASHTEN CROSS THROUGH THAT WOODEN TABLE! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! THE FANS CANT BELIEVE IT! What kind of EAW board member who do this to his own employees?!?! That was unbelievable! And Nova is ecstatic!
(Replay is shown)
Deadprez: Unbelievable air on that leap! Fan and Cross are in a pile or wreckage in the corner of the confines of this demonic structure! LC in the ring looking over at the carnage—EDDIE MACK SNEAKS TO THE TOP ROPE—HUGE FLYING SHOULDERBLOCK TO LC! HE GETS ROCKED DOWN! Nova hops on the apron—gets taken down to the floor with a huge clothesline!
ETR: LC trying to escape by rolling out to the apron on the other side of the ring—but here comes Mack! Grabbing him by the hair as you can see the despair and pain in LC’s face! Mack walks out to the apron—-HE HOOKS ONE OF LC’S ARMS! NO WAY! EDDIE MACK LOOKING DOWN AT THAT TABLE FROM EARLIER—-HOLY SHIT EDDICTION OFF THE APRON THROUGH THE TABLE! BOTH MEN! OH THE HUMANITY! An Eddiction off the apron through the table!
Deadprez: Johnny Nova rolls into the ring slowly and looks around at all the carnage! Fan and Cross down, Mack and LC down! He’s trying to catch his breath here, what a fight this has been!
(”So Appalled” – Kanye West hits)
(Mr. DEDEDE walks out to the surprise of the crowd)
Deadprez: HE’S HERE! DEDEDE IS HERE! THE OWNER IS AT DEFIANCE! WE THOUGHT HE WAS AT HOME RECOVERING FROM THE ASSAULT LAST WEEK!
(Mr. DEDEDE yells at a stage hand at the tech desk and signals a thumbs up)
(Mr. DEDEDE walks down the ramp staring down Johnny Nova)
(Suddenly, the cell begins to raise)
ETR: Oh man! This is about to take another turn! Mr. DEDEDE is waiting to enter this cell! He’s the owner, he can do whatever he wants at this point! Look at his hungry look! The cell has been raised to the point where he can duck under and run in! HERE WE GO! DDD TAKING DOWN NOVA AND DELIVERING SOME RIGHTS! Oh man he is a loose cannon! Who would have expected this Prez!
Deadprez: DEDEDE has just ran though Nova—and Mack rolling LC into the ring! Mack idling at ringside, he’s enjoying the hell out of this here! LC is dazed in the ring, getting to his feet—–locking eyes with Mr. DEDEDE! Oh man what a story here! These men have had a small war so speak since his return! It all began at the Grand Rampage! LC is frozen, DDD with a sinister smile!
ETR: Get him! OH GOD A CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD BY FAN! DDD HAS BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO HIS KNEES—-HE STAGGERS BACK—-ACID REIGN BY LC! LC’s Cutter has just implanted DEDEDE down! Here comes Mack! HUGE BIG BOOT SENDING LC OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR! He turns back around—-BIG BOOT TO FAN—NO HE DUCKED IT—- PAY CUT! RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! NOW THIS TIME IT’S FAN’S CUTTER WHO DOES SOME DAMAGE!
Deadprez: Mack rolls onto his back and he’s down and out in the middle of the ring! Everyone except Fan is down! What the hell? Fan doing the Swaggin’ Elbow taunts! Fan about to Con Mack! Fan off the ropes—SWAGGIN ELBOW! And now he turns Mack over—-ANOTHER CON! SWAGGAJACKA! HE JUST LOCKED IN THE SWAGGAJACKA! THAT MODIFIED CROSSFACE! OH NOT THIS WAY!
ETR: Mack could be on the verge of tapping! He’s got nowhere to go! You can see the pain in his eyes! Mack’s lifting his hand up, desperately trying to do SOMETHING! It’s trembling, could he be seconds away from tapping?!? DEDEDE WITH A HUGE BOOT TO THE SKULL OF THE VP! WHAT A SAVE! MACK IS FREE! Both men roll away here! LC using the cell door to help himself up here! Now he turns around and climbs the apron—but there’s DEDEDE! And LC immediately drops down from the apron! He wants nothing to do with DEDEDE at this point!
Deadprez: Whoa! Lookout! Mack rolled to the apron and charged at LC here—-HUGE SHOULDER BLOCK!!!!—-OH MAN HE BROKE THROUGH THE CELL DOOR! THE CELL DOOR SNAPPED OFF FROM THE IMPACT AND LC LAYS MOTIONLESS! I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT JUST HAPPENED! You have to think about the force behind that move! And DEDEDE is nodding in approval! Shame those two didn’t lock up then! Check out Nova! He turns DDD around—–DETROIT MUSCLE!
ETR: NO! NO! DEDEDE FIGHTS HIM OFF! HE PUSHES NOVA OFF INTO THE CORNER! LOOK AT THIS—-HE’S MOTIONING FOR THE SPEAR! WWEFAN GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING—– THIS COULD BE ALL SHE WROTE! FAN TURNS AROUND——–SPEAR! SPEAR! FAN MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND EDDIE MACK GETS SPEARED THROUGH THE TABLE! NO!!!! THIS CAN’T BE!
Deadprez: Johnny Nova just charged at DEDEDE and sends him over the top rope! WWEFan is inching toward Mack! He’s in a pile of rubble and broken wood here! He drags Mack closer to the middle of the ring—the cover!!
THRRRR—– MACK KICKS OUT! MACK GOT THE SHOULDER UP! THERE IS NO WAY WE JUST WITNESSED THAT! Fan cannot believe this! Nova got back in the ring and can’t believe it either!
ETR: Look! Ashten Cross is climing the top rope! Fan with the order to get him off! Nova charges—–GOOD GOD ASHTEN FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE CAGE AND INTO THAT RUBBLE AGAIN! And now Nova going to the top rope, Fan dragging Mack to the middle of the ring again, holding him down! COULD WE SEE A SUPERNOVA?! DEDEDE runs over to that apron and—–Nova trying to fight him off! And Mack breaks loose from Fan’s hold! Now those men trying to square off!
Deadprez: DDD gets a huge kick in the face! NO! DDD held Nova’s boot and yanks it so that Nova falls groin first into that top turnbuckle! Mack backs Fan up to the opposite corner! HUGE IRISH WHIP WITH ALL OF HIS POWER—-CONNECTS AND NOVA GETS TOSSED OFF THE CORNER FROM THAT IMPACT! Eddie Mack falls to his knees in exhaustion! Fan staggers away, holding his back in pain, his face covered with some blood! DEDEDE is in the ring! NO WAY! DON’T TURN AROUND! SPEAR FROM THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE VICE PRESIDENT! OH MY GOD! DEDEDE HAS JUST CLEARED THEENTERPRISE, MACK CRAWLS OVER, ARM OVER FAN!
(Mr. DEDEDE helps Eddie Mack to his feet as they celebrate)
Ring Announcer: Here are your winners……ASSHHTEEN CROSSS AND EDDDDDDIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE MAAACCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
Deadprez: Eddie Mack gets the job done! Mr. DEDEDE however played a vital role and it seems that for now, The Enterprise is over! Lethal Consequences is getting to his feet and quietly rolls into the ring here! But Mr. DEDEDE saw him! And LC bails out of the ring! He’s pointing at Mr. DEDEDE though. I don’t think either men sought the revenge they were hoping for! And LC is exiting the cell and leaving through the crowd!
ETR: DEDEDE is telling him to bring it but LC wants nothing of it! The only time LC and DEDEDE really met is when from behind LC hit an Acid Reign when the man was a victim of a chairshot!
LC (without a mic): On my time, you have no reason to be here you bastard! You’ve made a big mistake! I will get you back!
(LC continues to walk up the stairs through the crowd in the 02 Arena)
ETR: OH MAN A SPEAR TO JOHNNY NOVA WHO WAS CHARGING AT DEDEDE! THE NEW OWNER OF EAW HAS CLEANED HOUSE! BUT LOOK AT THE DESTRCUTION CAUSED IN THIS MATCH! All 5 men went through hell and back!
(The cell gets raised as medical personnel check on the injured)
(Eddie Mack and Mr. DEDEDE walk out in celebration)
Deadprez: Amazing….these men put on a spectacular war….but is it over? I would think it is, but you can’t count things out in EAW…
(Camera pans to the Heart Break Gal and Devan Dubian walking backstage as HBG is beaming with joy as she admires her Vixens title)
HBG: Oh my god, I still can’t believe I won! I always knew I was better than that Cameron slut, watch her go running to some other guy now although to be fair, I really don’t know how she could get any worse after she dated that ugly, hippie superhero, demon …And I always knew Christine was overated, this is what happens when you join up with HBB, he makes you lose.
Dubian: Yeah but who cares? You’re the vixens champion and I am about to end the Heart Break Boy for good!
HBG: Yeah and when you win, we can celebrate …although we’ll probably have to get out of this country, god knows the Irish wouldn’t know how to have a proper A+ list club for the likes of ourselves (roll) anyway, lets get that final thing for you before your match.
Dubian: Yeah, c’mon. (They continue to walk until stopped by a security guard)
HBG: Who the hell are you?
Security: I wouldn’t come in here if I were you ..
Dubian: Why the hell not?
Security: Uh, look its best if you didn’t come in here, okay?
HBG: Fuck off, let me in (HBG shoves past the security and into the locker room)
HBG: WHAT. THE. HELL.
(Camera zooms in to see the locker room turned upside down, with clothes burned and jeweelly, tv and other materials broken)
Dubian: Who did this??
Security: I—I—I don’t know .. I only left to get a cup of coffee and when I came back, it was like this.
(HBG picks up a note from the crowd which reads ‘’Just a pre-match present for you, one team starr member from another, _#KillChrisKill)
Dubian: SON OF A BITCH. I’M GONNA KILL HIM :@
(Camera pans back to the ring)
(Clips of the Heart Break Boy/Chris Hessian/Dubian feud play on the screen)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is a triple threat match and it is set for one fall!
(Chris Hessians theme hits)
Ring Announcer: First making his way to the ring, from Brooklyn New York, he is the 2012 Grand Rampage winner …CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HESSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIANNNNNNN!!!!
(The Heart Break Boys theme hits)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, making his way to the ring from Chicago, IL, he is the ‘Greatest of all time’ …THE HEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT BREAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKK BOOOOOOOOOOO—
ETR: DEVAN DUBIAN FROM BEHIND WITH A LEAD PIPE SMACKS IT INTO THE SPINE OF HBB!! DEVAN IS SWINGING WILDLY INTO THE SPINE OF HBB ON THE RAMP!! HESSIAN IS LOOKING ON IN ASTONISHMENT AS DUBIAN LIFTS HBB UP TO HIS FEET AND THROWS HIM OFF THE SIDE OF THE RAMP!! HBB CRASHES INTO AND THROUGH THE BARRICADE!! OH MY GOD!! DUBIAN MAY HAVE SERIOUSLY INJURED HBB THERE!!
Deadprez: Dubian now charges down to this ring, I guess it’s one on one now?!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
ETR: Well nonetheless, we are off as Hessian charges at Dubian but Dubian ducks under it and hits off the ropes …SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY!! BUT HESSIAN CATCHES HIM! SPINEBUSTER!! NO!!! DUBIAN COUNTERS IT INTO AN TORNADO DDT!! HESSIAN GETS SENT HEAD FIRST INTO THE MAT!! Hessian rolls out of the ring, Hessian is trying to regain himself as he gets up but Dubian springs to the top rope …SPRINGBOARD SUICIDE SENTON INTO HESSIAN!! Hessian crashes into the barricade as Dubian is sending rights and lefts into Hessian by the barricade now.
Deadprez: And you can see Christine Lee out here, checking on HBB as EMTs are rushing out here, HBB hasn’t moved at all and they slowly and carefully place HBB onto a stretcher, HBB is getting carried out of here, what a damn shame this is! Back to ringside, Dubian lifts Hessian up and WHIPS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! HESSIAN THOUGH COUNTERS WITH ONE OF HIS OWN AS DUBIAN CHARGES INTO THE STEPS!! BUT DUBIAN LEAPS UP TO THE TOP OF THE STEPS AND HITS A CORKSCREW CROSSBODY INTO HESSIAN!! Dubain is going all out tonight as he rolls Hessian back into the ring and makes the cover!
ONE!! ….TWO!! ….NO!! HESSIAN KICKS OUT!!
ETR: Dubian slides out of the ring, quickly grabbing a steel chair as he slides back in, Hessian is getting up as Dubian SWINGS THE STEEL CHAIR INTO HESSIAN!! BUT HESSIAN KICKS DUBIAN IN THE GROIN!! OHH THAT’S GOTTA HURT!! HESSIAN GRABS THE CHAIR FROM DUBIAN AND SWINGS IT INTO HIS SPINE!! DUBIAN HITS THE MAT AS HESSIAN SWINGS THE CHAIR WILDLY OVER AND OVER AGAIN INTO THE SPINE OF DUBIAN!! DUBIAN IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS HESSIAN MUST HAVE HIT HIM AT LEAST SIX OR SEVEN TIMES WITH THE CHAIR!!
Deadprez: Dubian slides out of the ring, looking for safety but he won’t find it as Hessian follows out after him, Hessian has a wild look in his eye as he grabs Dubian and RAMS DUBIAN HEAD FIRST INTO OUR TABLE!! OVER AND OVER AGAIN INTO OUR TABLE!! Hessian now pulls something out of his boots, is that a cord?! Hessian wraps the cord around Dubians neck and STARTS CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF DUBIAN WITH THE CORD!! HESSIAN REARS BACK AS DUBIANS FACE IS QUICKLY TURNING PURPLE!! DUBIAN IS LOSING HIS AIR SUPPLY!
ETR: BUT DUBIAN GRABS A HOLD OF ONE OF THE MONITORS AND RIPS IT OFF AND HE THROWS IT BACK, SMASHING IT INTO THE SKULL OF HESSIAN!! THE GLASS SHATTERS INTO HESSIANS FACE!! Hessian falls to the floor, clutching his face which maybe bleeding as Dubian is trying to get back his oxygen, Dubian now reaches under the ring, looking for something …and he pulls out a barbed wire board, a glass table and a barbed wire baseball bat, Dubian slides the board and glass table into the ring and keeps hold of the barbed wire baseball bat, this can’t be good …
Deadprez: Hessian is getting to his knees as Dubian GRINDS THAT BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT INTO HESSIANS SKULL!! DUBIAN IS GRINDING AND RUBBING THE BARBED WIRE INTO THAT CUT THAT FORMED WHEN THE MONITOR SMASHED INTO HESSIANS FACE!! BLOOD IS POURING DOWN HESSIANS FACE NOW AS DUBIAN IS GRINDING IT FURTHER INTO HESSIANS SKULL! Dubian stops as Hessian is back down again on the floor, lying a puddle of his own blood, can Dubian actually slay this monster?! Dubian rolls Hessian into the ring and rolls in himself, Dubian leans that glass table up by the turnbuckle as Dubian grabs Hessian up …
ETR: Dubian looking to WHIP HESSIAN INTO THE GLASS TABLE!! BUT HESSIAN BLOCKS THE MOVE AND PULLS DUBIAN IN!!! OVERHEAD BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!! DUBIAN GOES CRASHING THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE IN THE CORNER!! DUBIAN CRASHED SPINE FIRST INTO THE GLASS AND LAID RIGHT ON HIS HEAD IN THE BROKEN GLASS SHREDS!! IN THE WORDS OF MR.DEDEDE, BAH GAWD KANG! HESSIAN NOW CRAWLS OVER AND MAKES THE COVER!! YES!!
ONE!! ….TWO!!! ….NO!!!! NO!!! DUBIAN GOT A FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!
Deadprez: Hessian is getting to his feet, his face is like a crimson mask as blood is dripping onto the mat, Hessian stumbles forward to the barbed wire board and rests it down in the middle of the ring as Hessian lifts up Dubian and CONNECTS WITH A MILITARY PRESS SLAM!! RIGHT INTO THE BARBED WIRE BOARD!! OH MY GOD!! THE BARBED WIRE SLICES INTO DUBIANS CHEST!!! HIS RIBS, HIS STOMACH, HIS FACE AND HIS ARMS!!! HESSIAN MAY HAVE SERIOUSLY HURT DUBIAN THERE!! HESSSIAN NOW WITH THE COVER!!
ONE!! …TWO!! ..NO!! DUBIAN KICKS OUT!!
ETR: Hessian pulls Dubian up, Hessian is looking to put Dubian away now as Dubian is bleeding from his stomach and chest now …Hessian lifts him up in the air …HARSH KARMA!!! INTO THE BARBED WIRE BOARD!! BUT DUBIAN HAMMERS HESSIAN WITH DESPERATE FISTS!! DUBIAN NOW COUNTERS IN MID-AIR …HURRICARANA!! HESSIAN GOES FLYING INTO THE BARBED WIRE BOARD!! OH MY GOD!! Dubian is slowly pulling himself to his feet, his body is bloody already as he hits off the ropes AND CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING AIR BOURNE!! RUNNING SHOOTING STAR PRESS INTO THE BARBED WIRE BOARD!! THE BARBED WIRE GETS FORCED FURTHER INTO HESSIAN!!
Deadprez: DUBIAN LYES ON TOP OF HIM FOR THE COVER!!
ONE!! ….TWO!! …NO!! HESSIAN MANAGES TO GET A SHOULDER UP!!
Deadprez: Both men are down, I honestly don’t see how either is going to continue for much longer, Dubian is trying to pull himself up as Hessian is barely moving, Dubian is drenched in blood from his chest downwards as —WHAT?! NO WAY!!! THE HEART BREAK BOY IS LIMPING DOWN TO THE RING!! THE MEDICAL STAFF IS TRYING TO STOP HIM BUT HBB SLIDES INTO THE RING AND QUICKLY HAMMERS DUBIAN WITH RIGHTS AND LEFTS!! I GUESS WE ARE BACK TO OUR ORIGINAL TRIPLE THREAT MATCH NOW!! HBB WITH FURIOUS LOOKING RIGHT HANDS INTO DUBIAN!! DUBIAN IS TRYING TO FIGHT BACK!!
ETR: HBB THOUGH KICKS HIM IN THE MID-SECTION AND CLOTHESLINES DUBIAN OVER THE TOP ROPE!! HBB NOW SLIDES OUT AFTER HIM, LIFTING DUBIAN UP AND THROWING HIM HEAD-FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! THE STEPS COME OFF AS DUBIAN IS MOTIONLESS ON THE FLOOR!! HBB NOW LIFTS UP THE STEPS ..NO…DON’T GO THIS FAR HBB!! HBB CRUSHES THE STEPS DOWN ONTO THE CHEST OF DUBIAN!! OVER AND OVER AGAIN BY HBB!! DUBIAN HAS GOTTA BE DEAD NOW! HBB slides the steps into the ring, along with looking under the ring, HBB maybe hurting from earlier but he’s gonna fight through it as he pulls out a lighter fluid and a lighter! Uh-oh..
Deadprez: HBB now gets back into the ring, pouring the lighter fluid on the barbed wire board! Hessian is starting to get up as he grabs HBB from behind …GERMAN SUPLEX!! HESSIAN JUST GERMAN SUPLEXED HBB INTO THE CORNER WITH THE BROKEN GLASS SHREADS FROM EARLIER!! OH MY GOD!! HBB IS LYING IN THE GLASS NOW THAT IS PIERCING INTO HIS BODY!! Hessian now slides out of the ring, Hessian said he wanted to finish HBB off forever tonight and he’s gonna do that as he pulls out a bag of thumbtacks from under the ring, Hessian slides the bag of thumbtacks into the ring and he picks up the barbed wire bat now too, throwing that into the ring …
ETR: Hessian re-enters the ring as he opens the bag of tacks, pouring literally THOUSANDS of tacks into the mat, this is going to end nasty for sure as Hessian rips the barbed wire off the bat and wraps it …around his boot?! What’s he doing here as he grabs HBB and lifts him up for a SPINEBUSTER!! SPINEBUSTER ON THE THOUSANDS OF TACKS!! HBB IS YELLING IN PAIN AS HBB OPENS THE LEGS OF HBB, OHMY GOD NO!! HESSIAN STOMPS STARTING ON HBB’S NUTS WITH THE BARBED WIRE BOOT!! I SEE WHY HE DID THAT NOW!! HBB IS HAVING HIS NUTS GET SQUASHED AND DESTORYED WITH HESSIANS BARBED WIRE BOOT!! EIGHT STOMPS! NINE STOMPS!! TEN STOMPS WITH THE BARBED WIRE BOOT INTO HBB’S NUTS!!
Deadprez: AND LOOK NOW PREZ!! THE HEART BREAK GAL IS COMING DOWN TO RINGSIDE, HESSIAN NOTICES HER AS HE STOMPS DESTORYING THE GENITALS OF HBB AND HBG JUMPS UP ONTO THE APRON ..IS SHE INSANE?! HESSIAN WALKS OVER TO HER AND GRABS HER, HESSIAN IS GONNA KILL HBG!! BUT HBG JUST SPRAYED SOMETHING INTO HESSIANS EYES!! WHAT WAS THAT? I THINK IT WAS PERFUME, I DON’T KNOW BUT HESSIAN IS BLINDED NOW, HE’S BLINDED BY THOSE ROPES AS DUBIAN IS GETTING UP ON THE APRON, WILLING HIMSELF UP AS HE SMASHES A LIGHTTUBE OVER HESSIANS FACE!! OH MY GOD!! GLASS SHATTERS OVER HESSIANS FACE AGAIN, THIS TIME THE GLASS IS STUCK IN HESSIAN’S CUTS!!
ETR: HESSIAN STUMBLES BACKWARDS AS DUBIAN LEAPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE …SPRINGBAORD TORNADO DDT!! HESSIAN GOES FLYING HEAD FIRST INTO THE THUMBTACKS!! HESSIAN HAS BROKEN GLASS AND TACKS STUCK IN HIS HEAD, HE’S COVERED ALREADY IN BLOOD AS DUBIAN IS DOWN!! DUBIAN CAUGHT SOME OF THOSE TACKS IN HIS SIDE BUT HBG STEPS INTO THE RING AND DRAPES DUBIANS BODY OVER HESSIAN!! COVER!!!
ONE!! …TWO!!! …NO!!!!!!! HBB BROKE IT UP!!!!
Deadprez: HOW IS HBB MOVING?! HOW IS ANY OF THESE MEN MOVING RIGHT NOW?! HBB IS TRYING TO GET UP AS HBG IS SMIRKING AT HIM, HBG IS ENJOYING HBB WRITING IN PAIN AND HBG WALKS OVER TO THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT, UH-OH!! DON’T DO IT HBG!!! BUT WAITTT!!! CHRISTINE LEE IS RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP, HBG DOESN’T SEE HER AT ALL AS CHRISTINE LEE HAS A STEEL CHAIN AROUND HER FIST AND SHE SMASHES IT INTO THE BACK OF HBG’S HEAD!! HBG FALLS FLAT FACE ONTO THE TACKS!! OH MY GOD!! HBG’S FACE IS COVERED IN TACKS AS CHRISTINE IS POUNDING HBGS FACE FURTHER INTO THE THUMBTACKS!!
ETR: HBB is fully up now, Dubians getting up and HBB STRIKES FOR A SUPERKICK!! DUCKED BY DUBIAN AS HBB TURNS – FACE OF DUBAI!! IT CONNECTS!! THE PELE KICK CONNECTS!! Dubian now stumbles towards that lighter and he flicks it on, Dubian throws the lighter on the barbed wire board …WHICH ERUPTS INTO FLAMES SINCE HBB POURED LIGHTER FLUID ON IT EARLIER!! OH MY GOD!! DUBIANS GETTING TO HIS FEET AS HE TRIES TO GRAB HBB, LOOKING TO POSSIBLY PUT HIM AWAY HERE BUT HESSIAN GRABS DUBIAN FROM BEHIND …SWINGING HIM AROUND AND LIFTS DUBIAN UP …GFY!! GO FUCK YOURSELF! PACKAGE PILEDRIVER!!
Deadprez: BAH GAWD KANG!!! THE GFY THROUGH THE FLAMING BARBED WIRE BOARD!!!!!! OH MY GOOOOODDD!!!! DUBIAN IS DEAD!!! HE WENT HEAD FIRST THROUGH A FLAMING BARBED WIRE BOARD!!! DUBIAN IS CAUGHT IN THE BURNING BARBED WIRE!! HESSIAN IS LAUGHING SADASTICLY AS THE REFEREE IS TRYING TO PUT THE FLAMES OUT, HESSIAN HAS A BLOOD, TWISTED, SICK SMILE ALL OVER HIS FACE BUT WAIT!!! HBB SWINGS HESSIAN AROUND AND BAM!!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC INTO HESSIAN!! IT CONNECTS!! HBB JUST SUPERKICKED THE GLASS/TACKS FURTHER INTO HESSIAN!! HBB FALLS ON TOP OF DUBIAN THOUGH!!
ONE!!! ….TWO!!!!! ….THREE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner ….THE HEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT BREEAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY!!!
ETR: HBB DOES IT!! HBB HAS WON THE WAR!! OH MY SWEET JESUS THAT WAS BRUTAL!!
Deadprez: What a match, HBB continues to prove why he is the greatest of all time but neither man is going to be the same after this ..
( EMTS are shown placing Dubian onto a stretcher and medical checking on Hessian)
( Pain for Pride ad plays)
(Clips of the Y2Impact/Kawajai feud play)
Ring Announcer: The following is a TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS MATCH FOR THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!
( Y2Impacts theme hits)
Ring Announcer: First, making his way to the ring, the challenger, he is the Voltage General Manager …Y2IIIIIIIMPACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCT!!!!!!!!!
(Kawajais theme hits)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, he is the EAW CHAMPION ….KAWAAJAAAAAAAAAIIIIII!!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
ETR: Both Kawajai and Impact stand in the middle of the ring, staring at that EAW championship hanging above the air, both men know what is on the line tonight as winning will allow to walk into Pain for Pride the EAW champion, this will confirm just who is the best in the world for once and for all …and both look at each-other and they EXPLODE! LIGHTENING LIKE RIGHT AND LEFT HANDS FROM BOTH IMPACT AND KAWAJAI!! NEITHER MAN LETTING UP AS KAWAJAI TACKLES IMPACT TO THE MAT AND QUICKLY MOUNTS ON HIM, SMASHING IMPACT WITH FOREARMS!! Impact covers up but Kawajai smashes those forearms into his ribs, Kawajai not letting up but Impact shoves him away as Impact tries getting up to his feet ..
Deadprez: But Kawajai swings for a roundhouse kick into Impacts chest, Kawajai backs Impact up into the turnbuckle and now charges at Impact but Impact with a DROP TOE HOLD INTO THE CORNER!! KAWAJAI’S FACE SMASHES INTO THE TURNBUCKLE PAD! Kawajai is clutching his face while in a sitting position in the corner as Impact now charges again at him with a running low dropkick to the face! Kawajai falls to the mat and Impact slides out of the ring, Impact already going for the furniture as he grabs a ladder as Kawajai is getting to his feet as Impact tries to slide the ladder into the ring but Kawajai with a BASEBALL SLIDE INTO THE LADDER!! THE LADDER BOUNCES INTO IMPACTS FACE!! Impact stumbles backwards as Kawajai runs off the ropes …SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE!!
ETR: KAWAJAI CRASHES RIGHT INTO IMPACT!! BUT WAIT!! IMPACT THREW THE LADDER RIGHT IN THE FACE OF KAWAJAI!! OH MY GOD!! Kawajai is laid out on the mat as Impact remains standing, what a clever move by Y2Impact as he picks up the ladder and slides it into the ring, Kawajai is barely moving now on the ringside floor as Impact gets into the ring, Impact sets that 15ft ladder up in the middle of the ring as Impact may have this match won already! Kawajai is starting to stir on the floor, he’s cut just above the eye from when his face collided with that ladder, Impact is starting to climb that ladder as Kawajai is crawling towards the ring ..
Deadprez: Kawajai gets onto the apron as Impact notices and drops down, Impact not taking any chances here tonight as Impact charges at Kawajai but Kawajai ducks down and BACK-DROPS IMPACT OVER THE TOP ROPE AND IMPACT CRASHES ONTO THE FLOOR!! Kawajai may have a good chance at retaining now as he stumbles into the ring, Kawajai stumbles to the ladder and tries climbing the ladder now, Kawajai may just steal the victory here! But Impact is pulling himself up as Impact slides back in and I think Impact grabbed a chair from one of those tables as he SWINGS THE STEEL CHAIR INTO THE SPINE OF KAWAJAI!!
ETR: Kawajai is down on the mat as Impact SMASHES THAT CHAIR INTO THE SPINE OF KAWAJAI!! IMPACT SWINGS WILDLY INTO THE SPINE OF KAWAJAI!! FIVE, SIX, SEVEN SHOTS INTO THE SPINE OF KAWAJAI!! Impact is going to rip Kawajai apart tonight, Impact grabs the ladder, folding it up and leaning it by the turnbuckle, I guess Impact wants to inflict more pain on Kawajai as he lifts Kawajai up and starts screaming abuse at him and now grabs Kawajai and CONNECTS WITH A HIP TOSS INTO THE LEANED LADDER!! KAWAJAI COLLIDED INTO THE LADDER SPINE FIRST!! Impact now grabs Kawajai out of the heap and lifts him back up to his feet …SNAP SUPLEX BY IMPACT INTO THE LADDER!!
Deadprez: KAWAJAI AGAIN COLLIDES INTO THE LADDER SPINE FIRST!! Kawajai is screaming in pain as Impact is enjoying this, he WANTS to punish Kawajai and make Kawajai learn just who is the boss tonight, Impact grabs Kawajai up again and connects with a SECOND SUPLEX INTO THE LADDER!! That ladder is almost broke as Impact grabs the ladder and places it down on the canvas as Impact lifts Kawajai up and looks to finish Kawajai off with a BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX ONTO THE LADDER!! OH MY GOD!! IMPACT DRIVES KAWAJAI INTO THAT LADDER WITH THE BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!!
ETR: Kawajai rolls off the ladder, he’s barely moving as Impact lifts the ladder back-up and sets it up in the middle of the ring, Impact is again climbing up the ladder! Impact is climbing up that ladder as Kawajai is trying to stop him but I don’t see how, Kawajai is lying on the mat as he crawls to the ladder, Impact is already half-way up as Kawajai pushes the ladder …AND IT WOBBLES AND SHAKES!! KAWAJAI KEEPS PUSHING UNTIL THE LADDER TIPS OVER!! IMPACT FALLS OFF THE LADDER!! But he manages to land on his feet, he wasn’t THAT high up as Kawajai is getting onto all fours and Impact grabs the steel chair and AGAIN SMASHES IT INTO THE SPINE OF KAWAJAI!! IMPACT OVER AND OVER AGAIN SMASHING THE CHAIR WITH NO REMORSE AT ALL INTO KAWAJAI’S SPINE!!
Deadprez: Kawajai’s screams tell the entire story as Impact now grabs the ladder, again throwing it down on the mat as he grabs Kawajai, placing him on the ladder and Impact bounces off the ropes to the opposite ones …LIONSAULT!! LIONSAULT INTO KAWAJAI WHO IS LYING ON THE LADDER!! BUT KAWAJAI ROLLS OFF!! KAWAJAI ROLLED OFF THE LADDER AT THE VERY LAST MOMENT AS IMPACT CRASHES INTO THE LADDER GUT FIRST!! OH MY GAWD! Impact is lying on the ladder, Kawajai is clutching his spine in horrific pain as he gradually tries getting to his feet, he staggers over to the steel chair and picks it up as Impact hasn’t moved …AND KAWAJAI NOW SWINGS THE CHAIR INTO IMPACT!!
ETR: KAWAJAI SWINGING INTO IMPACTS RIBS!! ONE SIDE GETTING POUNDED BY THE CHAIR AND THE OTHER SIDE OF IMPACT GETTING SQUASHED INTO THE LADDER!! KAWAJAI IS TAKING THIS ADVANTAGE AS HE SWINGS THE HELL OUT OF THE CHAIR INTO IMPACT!! Kawajai now drops the chair and stumbles to the ropes, slowly rolling out of the ring as he grabs a table, Kawajai is still clenching onto his back which is going to be a huge disadvantage for him but he slides the table into the ring as he re-enters the ring …Impact is barely moving as Kawajai rests the table by the turnbuckle, Kawajai’s back is making him lose time but he slowly pulls Impact up to his feet …
Deadprez: AND KAWAJAI TRIES PICKING IMPACT UP FOR A POWERBOMB, POSSIBLY THROUGH THE TABLE!! BUT IMPACT BLOCKS IT, IMPACT IS HANGING ON AND HE COUNTERS WITH A BACKBODY DROP!! IMPACT BACK-BODY DROPS KAWAJAI STRAIGHT INTO THE LADDER!! KAWAJAI FLEW OVER AT LEAST 6FT IN THE FEET AND HE CRASHED RIGHT INTO THE LADDER!! Kawajai lets out a huge scream as Impact drops to his knees in pain, clutching onto those ribs as Impact is willing himself up and Impact opens up that chair, Kawajai is starting to stir as Impact tries to grab him up, Impact looking for a BACK SUPLEX THROUGH THE OPENED CHAIR!!
ETR: BUT KAWAJAI FIGHTING BACK WITH ELBOWS!! ELBOWS RIGHT TO THE MOUTH OF IMPACT AS KAWAJAI MANAGES TO HIT A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!! THE BACK OF IMPACTS HEAD COLLIDES INTO THE OPENED PART OF THE STEEL CHAIR! Both men are down and out, but that was smart thinking on the part of Kawajai, if Impact hit that, Kawajai’s back was a goner …Kawajai turns onto his stomach, using his hands to push himself up as he grabs the ladder, Impact is still on the mat as Kawajai RAMS THE LADDER INTO THE RIBS OF IMPACT!! That was just brutal Prez! Kawajai now opens up the ladder and starts climbing it again, Kawajai going slowly step by step as his back is taking away his speed…
Deadprez: Kawajai is climbing up the ladder, Kawajai is ½ WAY THERE!! KAWAJAI IS GONNA DO I—NO! IMPACT IS LYING ON THE MAT BUT KICKING AT THE LADDER!! IMPACT KEEPS KICKING THE LADDER UNTIL IT TIPS OVER!! KAWAJAI GOES FLYING AND LANDS GROIN FIRST ON THE TOP ROPE!! AHH MAN, EVERY MAN IN THE BUILDING KNOWS WHAT PAIN KAWAJAI IS GOING THROUGH AFTER THAT!! Impact is getting up to his feet slowly as he connects with a dropkick that sends Kawajai out to the floor, Impact now has the advantage once more!
ETR: Impact is re-positioning that ladder that tipped over, he’s slowly starting to climb up the ladder, he’s clenching onto his ribs as he takes his first steps as Kawajai is starting to stir, Kawajai grabs hold of another ladder and slides it in, Impact is slowly climbing up still, his back is turned to Kawajai and Impact is now half-way up the ladder as Kawajai is in the ring, on his knees and KAWAJAI THROWS THE LADDER LIKE A DART INTO THE RIBS OF IMPACT!! IMPACT FALLS HALF-WAY OFF THE LADDER AND STRAIGHT DOWN INTO THE MAT!! Kawajai is crawling towards the steel chair, he lifts himself up as he picks up the chair and Kawajai now places the chair between the top and bottom turnbuckle ..
Deadprez: Kawajai lifts up Impact and TRIES TO RAM IMPACTS HEAD INTO THAT CHAIR!! BUT IMPACT BLOCKS AND LIFTS KAWAJAI UP …FLAPJACK INTO THE CHAIR!! KAWAJAI’S FACE COLLIDES HARD INTO THE STEEL CHAIR!! Oh my god, Impact may just rearranged Kawajai’s face as Kawajai falls to the mat and Impact walks over, grabbing the ladder on the mat and places Kawajai’s body in-between the ladder, what the hell is Impact doing now? Impact shuts the ladder in as Kawajai is sandwiched inbetween the ladder and Impact now grabs Kawajai’s legs …MILLENIAL INCARCERATION!! THE WALLS OF IMPACT WITH THE LADDER!!
ETR: IMPACT IS REARING BACK ON THE HOLD AS THE LADDER AS KAWAJAI’S BODY CONTINUES TO SNAP IN-BETWEEN THAT LADDER!! KAWAJAI IS TAPPING OUT, HE ONCE AGAIN TAPS TO THE MILLENIAL INCARCERATION BUT HE WON’T DO IMPACT ANY GOOD HERE!! IMPACT IS WEARING KAWAJAI DOWN, HE’S MAKING SURE KAWAJAI WON’T BE ABLE TO CLIMB UP THAT LADDER! Impact finally lets go, he stands back up as Kawajai is still in-between that ladder as Impact runs off the ropes …LIONSAULT!! LIONSAULT INTO THE LADDER WHICH SQUASHES KAWAJAI!!
Deadprez: Perfect by Impact, that actually hurts him too but he won’t care as Kawajai is near motionless on the mat now, Impact is now lifting himself, clenching those hurt ribs as he climbs up the ladder again, IMPACT IS GOING TO WIN IT!! IMPACT IS REACHING UP THE LADDER, ONE STEP AFTER ANOTHER AS KAWAJAI IS BARELY EVEN MOVING! IMPACT IS HALF-WAY UP THE LADDER, CLUCHING HIS RIBS AS KAWAJAI IS STARTING TO SLITER LIKE A SNAKE BUT IT MAY JUST BE TOO LA—NO!! IMPACT LEAPED OFF THE LADDER, IMPACT REALIZED KAWAJAI WAS STILL MOVING SO HE LEAPED OFF AND CONNECTED WITH A FROG SPLASH INTO KAWAJAI FROM HALF-WAY UP THAT LADDER!!
ETR: BUT NO!! KAWAJAI ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST MOMENT, IMPACT CRASHES AND BURNS INTO THE MAT!! THAT WAS A 10FT FALL AS HE LANDED ON HIS RIBS WITH FORCE!! Kawajai is trying to lift himself up, he has a huge advantage now as he places the second ladder by the turnbuckle and Kawajai looking to inflict a ton more damage to Impact as he grabs Impact’s legs and HITS A CATAPULT INTO THE LADDER!! IMPACT SMACKED INTO THE LADDER IN THE CORNER!! KAWAJAI NOW FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A RUNNING MISSILE DROPKICK TO THE RIBS OF IMPACT!! IMPACTS BODY ALSO BOUNCES INTO THE LADDER AGAIN!
Deadprez: Impact falls to the mat along with the ladder in the corner, the ladder is lying on Impact as Kawajai needs to take advantage, Kawajai rolls out to the apron and slowly but surely climbs up the turnbuckle, Kawajai is clutching onto his spine in great pain as this crowd rises to their feet, they know what’s coming up …PHEONIX SPLASH!!! THE CORKSCREW 450 SPLASH INTO THE LADDER WHICH CRUSHES INTO IMPACT!! GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!! Kawajai may have hurted his own ribs though in that move, he’s slowly crawling out of that wreckage and slowly, like a damn snail trying to get to the ladder in the middle of the ring …
ETR: Kawajai is at the ladder, he uses the steps to help him get up as he begins climbing the ladder once again, Kawajai climbing even slower now up the steps as both his ribs AND spine are hurting him as he begins climbing that ladder, KAWAJAI IS MAKING IT UP!! KAWAJAI IS CLIMBING UP THAT LADDER, HE’S ALMOST THERE …BUT IMPACT IS MAKING IT TO HIS FEET!! HOW?! HE MUST BE RUNNING ON PURE INSTINCT NOW!! IMPACT IS CLIMBING UP THAT LADDER, HE’S CLUTCHING HIS RIBS BUT HE’S MOVING AS FAST AS HE CAN!! KAWAJAI IS ¾ OF THE WAY UP!! KAWAJAI IS PUNCHING HIM!! BUT IMPACT IS FIRING BACK!!
Deadprez: BUT KAWAJAI KICKS HIM!! RIGHT IN THE SKULL!! IMPACT FALLS OFF …RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE IN THE CORNER!! KAWAJAI KEEPS CLIMBING!! KAWAJAI HAS HIS FINIGERS ON THE BELT!! HE PULLS IT DOWN! KAWAJAI WON!! KAWAJAI HAS WON!! HE’S HEADING TO PFP!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL EAW CHAMPIONNNNNN ….KAWAAJJJJAAIIII!!!
ETR: HE DID IT!! KAWAJAI HAS FINALLY BEATEN Y2IMPACT HERE TONIGHT!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY KANG!! WHAT A MATCH!!! KAWAJAI HAS RAISEN ABOVE ALL THE ODDS TO WIN HERE TONIGHT!!!
Deadprez: UNBELIEABLE!! KAWAJAI IS HEADING TO PAIN FOR PRIDE V AS THE EAW CHAMPION!!!
(Chris Hessian walks out on the stage, signifying he wants the title)
ETR: And folks, THAT will be the voltage main event at PFP, Chris Hessian vs. Kawajai for the EAW championship! What a match that will be!
Deadprez: Ladies and gentlemen ,tune in next week on Voltage for the fallout to all this and the ROAD TO PAIN FOR PRIDE!!
( Hessian and Kawajai stare each-other down)
(Camera fades to black)
( EAW logo buzzes )