John Helms
(Fight Grid intro plays.)
(The scene fades into the EAW Performance Center, the first thing that is seen is the ring crew getting ready as they set up the ring and get ready for the shows that will be in the Performance Center this week. Molly Waters is seen with a smile as the camera pans over to a disgusted Persephone Tsitpitas who is looking at Molly)
Molly Waters: Ladies and gentlemen I am here with Persephone Tsitpatas-
Persephone: It’s the almighty Persephone to you, get it right! SAY IT AGAIN!
Molly Waters: Anyways I am here with Persephone and we’re here to discuss the major showing in the Grand Rampage match by Voltage elitist, Rex McAllister. Could you possibly elaborate on how excited that win must feel for you? Especially since ever since you joined the commentary team you’ve expressed avid admiration for Rex.
Persephone: Oh my gawd of course! Did you guys truly expect anything else other than a win for Sexy Rexy?! Did you see him absolutely tear through that match like the king he is?! He eliminated the homeless nobody in Cage and absolutely crushed his dreams like the soul crushing king he is! Of course I’m excited for this win! Of course I’m excited to see him absolutely tear through whatever the hell is in his way like he did at Grand Rampage and finally win another world championship at Pain for Pride like the king he is meant to be :blessed:. It doesn’t matter who he faces! Everyone will die at the hands of Sexy Rexy :D!!!!
Molly Waters: Speaking of, what about who Rex wants to challenge at Pain for Pride? I know it’s tough to choose. Since you are such a Rex superfan, do you have a preference?
Persephone: :mjlol: Like no. As if anyone will be able to beat Rex this year! This is literally his time to shine, oh my god. I am so fucking ready for it!!! That’s why on Voltage, I am personally going make sure we celebrate Rex’s victory at Grand Rexpage!!! Everyone is invited to come witness the greatest man alive talk about how much better he is than these other fucking losers and I really can’t wait to see what title he decides to go after!!!
Molly Waters: Did you just invite everyone to come to Voltage to celebrate??
Persephone: :mjgrin: Well not that one dumb cunt who thinks they’re married… or whatever. Fuck her.
Molly Waters: Are you talking about his actual wife, Raven Roberts?!
Persephone:
Molly Waters: :skip:
Persephone: I don’t know her, she isn’t on the list anyways, such a ugly name by the way. Here hear me out, Persephone McAllister, god damn that sounds sexy-
Molly Waters: ANYWAYS! Thank you for joining me Persephone on this edition of Fight Grid, I’m Molly Waters, signing out.
Persephone: WAIT I NEVER GOT TO WHAT WE’D DO IN THE HOTEL-
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