EAW
(EAW Intro Plays)
(The footage begins to play showing a montage of arenas from the Roman Coliseum to the fighting dojos of the Kumite. It transitions to a circle in the middle of the desert with stone seating around it, an English countryside where the ruins of what was once a castle stood which hosted the famous Jousting tournaments for the right to champion a Knight and finally the Royal Arena in Copenhagen, Denmark.)
Narrator: The Blood Sport. A contest involving bloodshed. Originating in the 16th Century, are still popular and being contested today. It started off involving animals, whether it was bullfighting or dogs, the barbaric nature was practiced even in the BC era. The Christians being fed to the lions for mere entertainment and the Gladiator games which saw slaves kill each other off in the name of sport. But in years it has evolved, a more controlled environment even if it could end up being to the death.
(Old grindhouse footage of a Kumite is shown with its most famous entrant, Frank Dux applying his craft. It then fades into tribal warfare between two leaders to see who is the ultimate chief. It even then shows the early days of the UFC when fighters were bludgeoned with no restrictions.)
Narrator: There is a fascination for the Blood Sport, a hunger and thirst to watch such horrendous violence that has been turned into a game for the spectator to witness, where fighters, warriors and in this case Elitists will enter their battleground and fight not to the death…. But for many, survival. Is spilling blood worth the chance at an Ultimate Opportunity? For six, they would say…. Yes.
(It switches to footage of Bea Valentine talking and then wrestling, Valerie Hellstorm in action as well, then to Ayu Megumi who is flying off the top rope, Korey Gaines posing, then to Major Michael Scott Connor saluting the camera finally to Mr. Wrestling XIX on the mic pointing to the ring.)
Narrator: But is Ultimate opportunity all that is at stake? In Bloodsport, the search for Gold can sometimes ease the pain of brutality and sadism experienced by the competitors. Can they, will they, could they outlasts the rigors of their own battles and the thirst for pain defending what is theirs, while those that oppose look to take it?
(Milli Banks is shown raising the Specialist Championship up with one arm smiling, then it has Jamie Cross pointing up to the sky, she then turns to look right into the camera. The Off-Brand Amphetamines are shown next, Kirk Redwood and Solomon Stane are seen when they were Champions and now in action destroying another tag team before it fades into POTARA, Harper Lee and Holly Arrow together as Unified Tag Team Champion stand together thumping the belts to one another.)
Narrator: But in bloodshed, comes the admiration of those that have been doing it for so long. They continue to fight, to get right back up after a war looking for new challenges and opportunities. But these grizzled veterans know the ropes, there is nothing they haven’t seen before, no matter what is put in front of them…. They will spill the blood for the sport.
(Jamie O’Hara slowly walks out for his next match and looks around at a packed arena. Jack Ripley is standing up on the ropes in the ring ready for his next match. Jack then wins the Answers World Championship from Jamie. The footage then fades to TLA holding the EAW Hardcore Championship, bloodied, and beating with a smile on his face, it then switches Champagne Charlie Marr glaring TLA in the face with their storied pasts.)
Narrator: In Bloodsport, there doesn’t need to be a reason or a motive. The cause could be symbolic, a fallen warrior looking to get back to their feet, another long established star searching for the turning point to reach back what they had lost. Two gladiators want the chance to elevate and become more than just what the spectacle brings, to be remembered when they are handed the tools of destruction.
(It opens with Camera Ella Ava breaking Dr. Bethany Blue’s hand, then it fades into Bethany hitting her over the head with a hammer, the two are then brawling all over the arena looking for some advantage or edge. It transitions to Mei Sasaki flying through the skies, but Roberto De La Rosa standing tall as the 24/7 Contract winner is the last shot we see.)
Narrator: In battle though, it isn’t always about the gold, or even some prize, the bloodiest of contests are the personal ones. The ones where two combatants simply do not like each other, and the sins of the past have come back to haunt them. The fight never escapes, no matter how long they have gone away, but the climate, the landscape always changes and one stand in their way. All that is between them is razor wire.
(Minerva is seen taunting Raven Roberts while on her knees, then showing her choke Rex McAllister with the Razor Wire, then it transitions to Rex and Minerva brawling, but fades into her being struck with a razor wire wrapped bat. Both are then shown gritting at each other before another melee breaks out.)
Narrator: And then there is the top prize of them all. Why do so many put their bodies at risk for the reward? The few who are able to get that one shot at immortality. But there is always one holding the chalice, not willing to share its nectar and instead keep it to himself, waiting to destroy those hopes and dreams, leaving them behind in a pile of broken bodies.
(Alex Myers poses in front of the camera before he leaps over the top rope on top of an opponent. Ruler sits in the ring, before he is seen kicking someone in the face with his boot. He then smiles in front of the camera. Donovan Duke flashes next, his athleticism is second to none, doing incredible moves and then posing. Finally, Drake King, the EAW World Champion wearing the title around his waist wearing elaborate outfits, then standing in the middle of the ring still champion.)
Narrator: What will we see? Can you predict what will happen here tonight in one of the most violent showings in all of the EAW. This is Blood Sport…. And let’s watch it all Spill.
(The scene slowly fades from the Royal Arena, flashing the various Voltage wrestlers all bleeding at some point in their career.)
???: EAW AND 7-11 NOW PRESENTS…… STREAMING EXCLUSIVELY ON DISNEY + ….. BLOODSPORT!
(The pyro goes off in the Royal Arena as “When the Bomb Goes” by Grandson, the Bloodsport theme plays. The camera pans around the sold out crowd in Copenhagen, Denmark as it slowly moves toward the Voltage announce team of James Peters, Rich Russillo, and Persephone.)
James Peters: EAW UNIVERSE! WELCOME TO BLOODSPORT! THE VOLTAGE BRAND EXCLUSIVE MARQUEE EVENT! IA M JAMES PETERS AND JOINED BY MY COLLEAGUES, RICH RUSSILLO, AND PERSEPHONE! WHAT AN INCREDIBLE NIGHT OF ACTION WE HAVE TODAY AND IT IS ALL CAPPED WITH THE CAGE OF DEATH FOR THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP IN FATAL FOUR-WAY!
Rich Russillo: THAT IS RIGHT! DRAKE KING MAKES HIS FIRST TITLE DEFENSE OF SEASON 17 AND HE WILL TAKE ON THREE OF THE HUNGRIEST COMPETITORS TONIGHT, BUT THAT IS NOT ALL! WE HAVE THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM TITLE, THE SPECIALIST AND THE HARDORE CHAMPIONSHIP ALL DEFENDED HERE TONIGHT AND THE CHAMPIONS HAVE SOME TOUGH CHALLENGERS LOOKING TO TAKE THEIR GOLD!
James Peters: THEY REALLY DO! WE ALSO HAVE AN ULTIMATE OPPORTUNITY MATCH, TALK ABOUT GRUDGES BETWEEN DR. BETHANY BLUE AND CAMERON ELLA AVA! JAMIE O’HARA AND JACK RIPLEY! ALSO ….
Persephone: …. OH, JUST GET TO IT ALREADY! SEXY REXY!!!!! HE IS HERE NOW FULL TIME AND HE IS GOING TO RIP THAT SKANK, MINERVA APART HERE TONIGHT AND IT IS GOING TO BE SO AWESOME! I LOVE YOU REXY!!!!!
(Persephone starts to do the Rex McAllister dance which no one knows what it is but looks plain vanilla.)
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James Peters: WELP…. WE ALSO HAVE THE 24/7 CONTRACT WINNER AGAINST MEI SASAKI AND SO MUCH MORE BIT LET’S NOT WASTE ANYTIME AND GET IT STARTED WITH OUR FIRST MATCH! TAKE IT AWAY BELLA BRAXTON!
(The camera shifts to Bella Braxton as the first match graphic to kick off Bloodsport is shown)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING IS A CAGE OF DEATH MATCH! AND IT IS FOR THE EAW WORRLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!
( The Copenhagen crowd exploded in cheers to the announcement of this match. The Cage of Death is already on the floor, surrounding the ring. It is illuminated with flashing blue and red lights, showcasing the sixteen feet high steel bars, with it being topped off with a barbed wire net. There is plenty of room at ringside for these competitors to fight, with access to customary weapons, along with an open tank of piranhas attached to the western side of the cage. )
( “The Perfect Girl” by Mareux echoes throughout the Royal Arena as Ruler makes his entrance first. Ruler makes his way down the ramp, and slowly, but surely inspects the Cage of Death. He gradually walks around, pointing and whispering threats at the piranhas and continues to stroll around the ring. )
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING THE CHALLENGERS! FIRST! From The Reserved in Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 220 pounds.. HE IS ‘THE REVOLUTIONIZER,’ RUUUUULLEERRR!!
Rich Russillo: We are here tonight, shockingly in the opening match of Bloodsport to see who will rage into the Fall as the EAW World Champion. We have The Revolutionizer, Ruler! We have the Guardian Angel, Alex Myers. We have the Oklahoma Storm, Donovan Duke.. and we have the reigning and defending champion, the God himself, Drake King! This is going to be an incredibly competitive match, and Drake definitely has his hands full.
James Peters: Drake King is up against three hungry competitors who undoubtedly represent the new era of Elite Answers Wrestling. Drake has been in these competitors’ position before.. and when it comes to Ruler. Ruler is cold and calculated. He is sadistic and malicious. He is incredibly unpredictable, and he provides a very interesting aspect into this match! Ruler has stated many times that this season, he will not stop at any point for anybody. He will make sure he takes advantage of every opportunity that comes to him, and this opportunity tonight is one that he will put everything on the table to take advantage of.
( Ruler sits in the middle of the ring as his theme song is overlapped with “Soundtrack 2 My Life” by Kid Cudi. The Royal Arena becomes unglued to the appearance of Alex Myers as they begin to march down the ramp and into the Cage of Death. )
Bella Braxton: AND FROM AUCKLAND, NEW ZEALAND… WEIGHING IN AT 180 POUNDS.. THEY ARE THE ‘GUARDIAN ANGEL,’ ALEEEXXXX MYYYYERRRRSSSSS!!
James Peters: Drake King might have emerged victorious for the dangerous Methuselah at Pain For Pride 16, but now nothing is in his favour tonight. He does not have to be pinned or submitted to lose the EAW World Championship, and that is worsened by the fact that anything goes inside this Cage of Death! He has nowhere to go, but to face his demons and go against three hungry sharks!
Rich Russillo: What makes this match incredibly unpredictable and impossible to tell where it goes, is that we really can’t tell. All four elitists have shown so much heart and soul in the weeks leading up to this match, it’s hard to tell who wants the EAW World Championship more. Alex Myers has shouted the same sentiments as Ruler. He has no intention of stopping. He has every intention in the world to be the hardest worker in the worker, to just be simply better than everyone else, and he is going to put everything into this match to prove that.
( After starting a laser into the piranhas in the tank, Alex Myers rolls in and has a staredown with Ruler in the middle of the ring as their theme song dies out and is replaced with “I Rise” by Cory Marks. Donovan Duke comes out to a hugely positive reception from the Copenhagen crowd as he looks more determined and focused than ever. )
Bella Braxton: FROM STILLWATER, OKLAHOMA.. WEIGHING IN AT 212 POUNDS… HE IS ‘THE OKLAHOMA STORM,’ DONOOOVANNN DUUUKKE!!
Persephone: For a man who calls himself ‘The Oklahoma Storm,’ you would think they would look intimidating and personify a state full of thunderstorm and tornadoes, and whatnot, but take one look and whiff at Donovan Duke and all you see is a generic white dude with a gambling addiction!
Rich Russillo: This is Donovan Duke’s first world championship opportunity since Fighting Spirit, to where he was unable to dethrone Jake Smith at the time for the EAW Answers World Championship. Since then, he competed inside the Cash in The Vault match, and has worked on himself against the very best on Voltage.. and now he has yet another opportunity to become the face of EAW.. and what better way to do that at the expense of someone like Drake King! However, he isn’t in a singles match this time around. He is up against many other colleagues, and you bet that Alex Myers and Ruler want that championship just as much, maybe even more than him.
( Donovan Duke enters the cage, looks around the structure, and slightly smirks at the piranha tank before getting into the ring and momentarily facing off against Alex Myers and Ruler before wandering over into his designated corner. His theme song comes to a silence as everyone in the Royal Arena buzzes in anticipation for the EAW World Champion. “Footsteps of Doom” by KOHTA YAMAMOTA begins to play to an ear-deafening reaction as Drake King approaches the entranceway. He arrives and spreads his arms with the EAW World Championship around the waist before walking down the aisle and towards the cage. )
Bella Braxton: AND.. FROM THE DEAD SEA, ISRAEL.. WEIGHING IN AT 220 POUNDS.. HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING EAW WORLD CHAMPION.. ‘THE GOD,’ DRAAAAAKEEEE KIIIIIIIIIINGGG!!
Rich Russillo: In the past couple of months, there was this perception of Drake King where he couldn’t accomplish his goals by himself. At Pain For Pride 16, in Nashville, he put that perception to rest and proved that he can transcend above all things in this industry by himself when he defeated Methuselah and walked out as the EAW World Champion.
Persephone: Drake King has managed to get many of the people here behind his back, but people seem to forget that scumbags will never stop being scumbags.. and I won’t be surprised if Drake King just decided to grab a gun from under the ring and shoot someone in the head! I wouldn’t be surprised, nor would I object to it because that type of action is what Sunday nights has been missing ever since I was dumped onto this brand as the main commentator here!
James Peters: Main commentator?!?! I mean, it is true that Drake King has won the support of many of the EAW Universe despite his reputation, but Drake is at a point in his career where his dominance cannot be ignored. He slew Methuselah in the main event of Pain For Pride for christ sakes. He stopped the world from having that man hold this industry in a vice grip, and for that, we all thank him for it. But of course, we can’t forget everything, but that’s just the type of person Drake is.
Rich Russillo: Drake King is here with a newly-found version of his plan, and he will continue to use the EAW World Championship as a platform to push that envelope and bring Elite Answers Wrestling into his vision. What is that vision exactly? Just watch this match!
( Drake King jollies into the Cage of Death, prances around the ringside, waving to the piranhas before he enters the ring and raises his EAW World Championship. He takes off his entrance attire in his designated corner before the referee motions for the bell. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
James Peters: Ladies and gentlemen, the bell has rung and that could only mean one thing.. This fatal four way is officially underway AND NOW ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!! ALEX MYERS IMMEDIATELY MAKES A BREAK FOR DRAKE KING… WHEREAS RULER AND DUKE CHARGE INTO EACH OTHER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING! THIS MATCH WILL DEFINITELY BE MEDLAM PERSONIFIED.. Alex Myers and Drake King refuse to cede to each other in their exchange of strikes, and Ruler has now thrown Donovan Duke through the ropes and into the ringside.
Rich Russillo: All of these elitists need to make sure they watch where they’re going as those pools of piranhas are wide open and they can be easily thrown in! We now see Ruler who leans Donovan Duke against the bars and plants him with a roundhouse kick to the pectoral area. He then begins to press his foot into his face, while inside the ring Drake King peppers Myers with jabs and chops. The Irish whip them off into the ropes, and Myers ducks under King’s attack.. and THEY GO FOR A SLINGBLADE! DRAKE HOLDS ONTO MYERS! AND HE DROPS HIM ONTO HIS FEET AND HOOKS BOTH ARMS! AND HE GOES FOR THE ASCENSION!! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FACEBUSTE–
Persephone: Alex Myers counters the world champion and kicks the midsection to hook both shoulders for a double underhook facebuster of their own! Drake King reverses it and carries them on his shoulders… and he turns it into a powerbomb position and runs with them towards the corner! PERHAPS, FOR A BUCKLE BOMB!! ALEX MYERS RAINS DOWN ON HIS SHOULDERS WITH STRIKES!! KING STARTS TO LOSE HIS BALANCE, SOFTENING THE CLUTCH AND ALLOWING MYERS TO NOW DRILL HIM WITH QUICK HEADBUTTS TO THE DOME!
James Peters: Alex Myers is able to escape the powerbomb and they now run into and bounce off the ropes! Drake goes for a clothesline, Myers ducks under it, and CLOBBERS HIM WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Drake falters into the corner turnbuckles, presenting the opportunity for Myers to land a second european uppercut into the corner. They push Drake into the center of the ring and sit themselves on the top turnbuckle! AND MYERS HAS HIM IN THEIR SIGHTS! AND SETS INTO THE SKIES–
Rich Russillo: RULER NOW ON THE APRON, BURIES HIS FOOT INTO THE SIDE OF ALEX MYERS’ HEAD.. AND MYERS LOSES CONTROL AND TUMBLES OFF THE TURNBUCKLES AND SPLATTERS ONTO THE FLOOR! Ruler with a smirk written all over his face as Drake King emerges to his feet and tries to blindside him! Ruler blocks his punch, and smashes him with his forearm… and THE WORLD CHAMPION IMMEDIATELY PIPES BACK WITH A JUMPING ENZUIGIRI TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! Ruler falls and lands onto the ringside floor, as this now prompts Drake to run the ropes… AND THE DEFENDING CHAMPION GOES FOR A TOPE SUICIDA!
Persephone: DONOVAN DUKE PULLS DRAKE KING OUT FROM UNDER HIM FROM RINGSIDE AND PULLS HIM OUT TO RINGSIDE!! AND KING TRIES TO FIGHT BACK! BUT HE WALKS RIGHT INTO THE ARMS OF DUKE!! AND DUKE LAUNCHES HIM INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY!! DID YOU SEE THE WAY DRAKE SLID OFF THE WALL AND DRILLED HIS HEAD AGAINST THE CONCRETE FLOOR!! THAT THUD WAS MUSIC TO MY EARS–
James Peters: AND DONOVAN DUKE IS GIVEN NO TIME TO PAT HIMSELF ON HIS BACK AS RULER LEAPS OFF THE STEEL STEPS!! AND HE GOES FOR A FLYING FOREARM SMASH!! BUT DONOVAN DUKE GOES AROUND THE WAIST AND RULER JUMPED RIGHT INTO THE CLUTCHES OF A SLEEPER HOLD!! RULER MIGHT BE PUT TO SLEEP RIGHT HERE!
Rich Russillo: AND ALEX MYERS SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING!! AND THEY RUN THE ROPES.. AND MYERS NOW LAUNCHES THEMSELVES UNDER THE MIDDLE ROPE.. AND THEY PENETRATE RIGHT INTO DONOVAN DUKE AND RULER SIMULTANEOUSLY WITH A RAPID-FIRE TOPE SUICIDA!! RULER AND DONOVAN COLLIDE AGAINST THE CAGE WALL.. AND NOW ALEX MYERS PUSHES DONOVAN DUKE INTO THE RING! HOPEFULLY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS WHOLE FIASCO!
James Peters: Alex Myers slides into the ring and clutches him from behind for a GERMAN SUPLEX! A standing switch with Duke on the rear! Myers tries to block it, but is unable to, but Duke pushes them into the corner turnbuckles and pulls them down with a O’CONNOR ROLL!! AND LOOKS TO TRANSITION IT INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX! MYERS STUFFS HIM WITH A BACK ELBOW! Duke backs up and clutches his jaw.. and Myers jumps over his shoulders…
Rich Russillo: AND MYERS LANDS A PERFECTLY-PLACED SUPERKICK TO THE JAW.. AND MYERS SPINS AROUND FOR A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE.. BUT IT IS INTERCEPTED WITH A SAVATE KICK TO THE JAW!! MYERS NEARLY LEFT THEIR BOOTS FROM THAT SHOT.. AND NOW DUKE GOES AROUND THE WAIST.. AND HE PLANTS THE GUARDIAN ANGEL WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLE–
Persephone: SOMEONE NEEDS TO CHECK THEIR BLOOD BECAUSE ALEX MYERS HAS IMMEDIATELY SPRUNG UP TO THEIR FEET!! AND DONOVAN DUKE IS OBLIVIOUS, BUT HE FINALLY NOTICES WHEN MYERS WRAPS THEIR ARMS AROUND HIS WAIST!! AND DUKE GETS DROPPED ON HIS HEAD WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX.. AND MYERS ISN’T DONE YET.. AS THEY NOW MAINTAIN THE WAIST HOLD AND LOOKS TO GO FOR A DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX! AGAIN, CHECK THEIR BLOOD CELLS!
Rich Russillo: The deadlift german suplex is blocked as Duke hooks the leg and rolls them down! AND HE NOW ADMINISTERS THE ANKLE LOCK ONTO ALEX MYERS! AND RULER SLIDES INTO THE RING AND TRIES TO JUMP DUKE FROM BEHIND! DUKE SAW IT COMING AND TRIPS RULER UP!! AND HE NOW GRABS BOTH MYERS’ AND RULER’S ANKLES!
Persephone: AND DONOVAN DUKE NOW HAS BOTH RULER AND ALEX MYERS TRAPPED IN THE ANKLE LOCK!! WHAT TYPE OF FUNNY BUSINESS IS THIS!! THIS IS EMBARRASSING FOR BOTH COMPETITORS!
Rich Russillo: WE MIGHT BE ON THE CUSP OF A DOUBLE TAP-OUT HERE.. BUT NOT FOR LONG.. AS DRAKE KING LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE!! AND HE DRILLS DUKE IN THE CHIN WITH A SPRINGBOARD KNEE STRIKE! Donovan Duke lets go of the ankle lock and reels out of the ring!
James Peters: Both Ruler and Alex Myers hop up to their feet, slightly favouring their other leg as Drake King now looks to deal with both of them! Myers goes first, King ducks under, rebounds off the ropes! AND HE DRIVES HIM DOWN EMPHATICALLY WITH A SLING BLADE! Myers reels into the corner meanwhile RULER QUICKLY PEPPERS THE CHAMPION WITH QUICK JABS!! BEFORE GOING FOR A FOREARM SMASH! NO! KING DUCKS UNDER! HOOKS BOTH ARMS!! AND SPIKES HIM DOWN WITH A SIT-OUT CHICKENWING FACEBUSTER!
Rich Russillo: The self-proclaimed God immediately rolls up to his feet and sets his sights on Alex Myers in the corner! AND DRAKE SPRINTS TOWARDS HIM! MYERS GET THEIR FEET UP AND CLOCKS THE CHAMPION! DRAKE IS STUNNED AS MYERS NOW CLIMBS TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! LOOKING TO GO AIRBOUND HERE!
James Peters: BUT DRAKE KING IMMEDIATELY FLIES ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND HE IS GOING FOR THE SUPERPLEX HERE!!
Persephone: DONOVAN DUKE COMES FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AND KICKS THE BACK OF HIS LEG! AND DRAKE KING LOSES HIS BALANCE AND IS NOW SUSPENDED FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! ALEX MYERS QUICKLY HOPS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! AND HE DIVES ONTO DONOVAN DUKE–
Rich Russillo: DONOVAN DUKE CATCHES THEM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! AND HE NOW LIFTS THEM UP INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY!! AND HE COULD POTENTIALLY LOOK TO DRIVE ALEX MYERS’ BODY INTO DRAKE KING, WHO IS DANGLING IN THE TREE-OF-WOE POSITION!!
Persephone: Alex Myers trickles down his back and clocks him with a roundhouse kick.. followed by a discus forearm smash… and they now rebound off the ropes! AND THEY GO FOR THE SUDDEN TRAUMA SLING BLADE! BUT RULER STEPS IN AND DRILLS MYERS DOWN WITH A BACKSTABBER AS THEY WERE ABOUT TO ROTATE AROUND FOR THE SLING BLADE!
James Peters: Donovan Duke was surprised by that Ruler save, but he now quickly grabs his waist! GERMAN SUPLEX! Ruler reaches down under and yanks him down by the leg! He turns around and Duke tries to thrust kick him away! Ruler grabs his foot, pulls him down forcing Duke to bring his upper body up! AND RULER SLIDES DOWN AND DRILLS HIM WITH A SLIDING KNEE STRIKE!
Persephone: What a totally devastating knee strike from Ruler that I have never seen in EAW before as he now brings Donovan Duke up to his feet! AND HE NOW GOES FOR THE DDT HE CALLS THE WILL OF NICHOLAS!!
James Peters: DUKE REVERSES IT AND SCOOPS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! AND HE NOW CARRIES HIM UNTIL WHERE THEY ARE BOTH HOVERING OVER THE RECOVERING BODY OF ALEX MYERS!! AND DUKE DROPS HIM DOWN AND DRIVES HIS UPPER BODY INTO THE MIDSECTION OF MYERS WITH A SIT-OUT MICHINOKU DRIVER! DRAWING DEAD CONNECTS AS HE HOVERS OVER MYERS FOR THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING FLIES DOWN AND LANDS A BEAUTIFUL FROG SPLASH INTO THE HEART OF DONOVAN DUKE!! AND KING NOW QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONEEEEE!
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James Peters: KICK-OUT! Drake King immediately emerges to his feet and picks Donovan Duke. He leans him up against the corner, puts him on blast with a knife-edge chop and forearm smash before IRISH WHIPPING HIM INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER! Donovan Duke explodes into the opposite corner! What an ugly collision as King now turns his focus over onto Ruler with a clothesline, sending him tumbling over the top rope! He then goes over and sweeps Alex Myers, who was resting under the bottom rope, forcing them off the apron and onto the ringside floor.
Rich Russillo: Drake King clearing the field here as he wants no distraction as he now slides out of the ring! He looks around, making sure he is safe before he throws up the apron curtains and begins to pull a BARBED WIRE TABLE out from under the ring! Everyone here in the Royal Arena becomes unglued to the sighting of a table as King slides it into the ring! He then begins to bring out multiple steel chairs from the side of the cage and chucks them into the ring, accumulating into a huge pile of em’ in the middle of the ring!
Persephone: This looks incredible! The world champion looks satisfied with what he’s introduced to this match as he now enters the ring–BUT RULER CLOCKS HIM WITH A BIG KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD THROUGH THE ROPES! King falls to the ground at ringside as Ruler turns around and sees Alex Myers coming in! Ruler tries to strike first with a kick! Myers ducks under it, and Ruler steps around to get hit with a PELE KICK! NO! RULER GRABS THEIR FOOT! ROLLS THEM THEIR TO KNEES! AND HE DROPS DOWN!! AND SPIKES MYERS DOWN WITH THE SPACE CADET! A SPIKING FRANKENSTEINER TO THE KNEELING FOE AS RULER TURNS AROUND!
Rich Russillo: DONOVAN DUKE GOES FOR THE SPINNING BACK HAND! RULER BLOCKS THE DEALER’S CHOICE WITH HIS INNER FOREARMS! PEPPERS HIM WITH JABS AND STRIKES! AND THEN AN ELBOW STRIKE TO THE HEAD! Duke drops down to a knee! HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND FOLLOWS IT UP…
Persephone: RULER LEAPS UP TO DRILL HIM DOWN WITH A METEORA!
James Peters: BUT DUKE MEETS HIM UP IN THE AIR! AND REVERSES THE METEORA BY HOLDING HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!!
Rich Russillo: AND DONOVAN DUKE DEPOSITS RULER ONTO THE PILE OF STEEL CHAIRS WITH A RELEASE POWERBOMB!
James Peters: NO!! RULER IS ABLE TO FIGHT OUT IF IT WITH QUICK ELBOWS TO THE CROWN OF THE HEAD!!! DUKE IS STARTING TO LOSE BALANCE HERE, AND RULER TRIES TO BRING HIS ENTIRE UPPER BODY DOWN AND SWING DUKE INTO THE SPACE CADET DRIVER! BUT DUKE STILL HOLDS ONTO RULER!! AND LIFTS HIM BACK UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!!
Persephone: AND DONOVAN DUKE LETS GO OF RULER!! AND RULER GETS SPIKED ONTO THE PILE OF STEEL CHAIRS WITH A RELEASE POWERBOMB! THAT WAS VERY UGLY, YET VERY BEAUTIFUL! AND NOW DUKE GETS UP TO HIS FEET! AND HE GETS SHOT WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW!
Rich Russillo: Drake King goes around the waist and hooks his left arm! AND HOISTS HIM UP FOR THE HALF-NELSON BACKBREAKER! THE CROWN OF THORNS!
James Peters: DUKE MANEUVERS AROUND HIM AND HOOKS BOTH ARMS! AND HE ELEVATES HIM VIA DOUBLE CHICKENWING!! AND LOOKS TO SPIN HIM AROUND INTO THE FACEBUSTER! PLACE YOUR BET!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING MANAGES TO LAND ON HIS FEET AND PULLS HIM IN FOR BOTH ARMS HOOKED!! AND HE GOES FOR THE ASCENSION DOUBLE KNEE FACEBUSTER!
James Peters: DONOVAN DUKE BLOCKS THE FACEBUSTER AND JUST THRUSTS KING INTO THE CORNER! AND NOW DUKE LIGHTS UP THE WORLD CHAMPION WITH STRIKES! AND KING FINALLY LOOKS FOR AN OPENING AND PUSHES DUKE AWAY! Duke is taken a back and retracts! King gets his foot up, Duke blocks the foot, and reels right into the champion! AND HE STUFFS KING WITH THE SPINNING BACK FIST INTO THE CORNER! DEALER’S CHOICE CONNECTS!
Rich Russillo: Donovan Duke looks behind him and sees the pile of steel chairs, and then looks back to the subconscious world champion. He gets a lightbulb illuminated over the top of his head as he now quickly brings Drake King up with him to the top turnbuckle! Duke is thinking of something very deadly and devastating right now, something that might win him the EAW World Championship tonight here in Copenhagen!
James Peters: Donovan Duke scoops him up onto his shoulders onto the top turnbuckle! HE COULD BE LOOKING FOR A SUPER MICHINOKU DRIVER ONTO THE PILE OF STEEL CHAIRS–
James Peters: BUT RULER THROWING A WRENCH IN PLANS YET AGAIN! HE HAS GRABBED A CACTI INFESTED KENDO STICK FROM THE SIDE OF THE CAGE! AS HE SMACKS A KENDO STICK ONTO THE BACK OF DONOVAN DUKE! AND THEN HITTING DRAKE AS WELL AFTERWARDS!! Drake is now back in the tree-of-woe position from before as RULER NOW CLIMBS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! AND HE FORCEFULLY DRIVES THE CACTI AGAINST DUKE’S LARYNX!! POTENTIALLY TAKING HIS BREATH AWAY AND NEUTRALISING HIM FOR THE TIME BEING!
Rich Russillo: AND RULER LOOKS TO SMASH THE CACTI NTO THE SKULL OF DUKE!! BUT ALEX MYERS JUMPS ONTO THE APRON AND TAKES THE STICK FROM OUT OF HIS HANDS!! AND THEY SMASH IT INTO THE LOWER ABDOMEN OF RULER! RULER DROPS DOWN TO THE APRON TO TRY AND RECTIFY HIS MISTAKE, BUT HE IS MET WITH EVEN MORE CRUSHING HITS TO THE CHEST FROM THE CACTI COURTESY OF MYERS!
James Peters: Alex Myers with consecutive kendo stick shots to the midsection before Ruler tucks in his shoulder and blocks one! He drives the side of his elbow into the face of Myers, stunning them! and now Ruler recaptures the kendo stick and chokes Myers with one hand! **AND HE NOW LOOKS TO PUSH MYERS INTO THE POOL OF PIRANHAS JUST A COUPLE OF STEPS AWAY FROM THEM ON THE APRON!!**
Rich Russillo: BUT MYERS IS ABLE TO BREAK THE CHOKE! AND HEADBUTTS HIM!! RULER IS STUNNED! AND NOW MYERS SLIDES ACROSS THE APRON!! AND DRIVES RULER DOWN ONTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING WITH A SLING BLADE! SUDDEN TRAUMA CONNECTS AS RULER SMACKS THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AGAINST THE EDGE OF THE APRON! Myers also took a hard fall onto the ringside floor, luckily missing the pool of piranhas as they noticed it and started to crawl to a safer part of the Cage of Death!
Rich Russilo: Drake King brings his entire upper body up onto the top turnbuckle! Impressive showcase of core as he now hooks Donovan Duke on the ropes for a POTENTIAL SUPERPLEX! WE KNOW WHAT HE IS GOING FOR HERE!! AND HE NOW HOISTS HIM UP INTO THE VERTICAL POSITION!! BUT DUKE FIGHTS OUT OF THE PREDICAMENT!
James Peters: AND DUKE NOW APPLIES A FUJIWARA ARMBAR ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! THE TECHNICAL PROWESS OF THE OKLAHOMA STORM! HE MANIPULATES HIS LEFT ARM, AND HERE COMES ALEX MYERS AS HE CHUCKS A GARBAGE CAN RIGHT AT THE FACE OF DUKE!! DUKE LETS GO OF THE ARM BAR AND IS NOW STUNNED!
Persephone: AND NOW ALEX MYERS TRAPS DONOVAN DUKE’S UPPER BODY INSIDE OF THE GARBAGE CAN! WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE THEY THINKING! AND MYERS BLASTS HIM WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZUIGIRI BEFORE HE COULD GET OUT! AND DUKE DROPS DOWN AND CRASHES DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WHILE INSIDE THE GARBAGE CAN! UNORTHODOX OFFENCE FROM THE UNORTHODOX HUMAN BEING AS THEY NOW FOCUS THEIR ATTENTION ONTO DRAKE KING ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
James Peters: Drake King tries to fight out of the predicament he has found himself in, but Myers quickly chops him down with multiple headbutts! Myers now stands on the ringpost and hooks both arms of the champion! AND MYERS IS LOOKING TO GO VIRAL HERE AS THEY ARE AIMING FOR AN AVALANCHE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBUSTER!! HE MIGHT NOT EVEN BE SPACE BOUND! THE WORLD CHAMPION IS ABOUT TO BE UNIVERSALLY BOUND!
Persephone: BUT DRAKE KING FIGHTS OUT OF THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK AND PLANTS THEM WITH A FOREARM SMASH!! AND NOW KING HAS RETURNED BACK INTO HAVING HIS OPPONENT IN FOR THE SUPERPLEX POSITION!!
James Peters: AND DRAKE KING HOISTS AND DRIVES ALEX MYERS INTO THE PILE OF STEEL CHAIRS WITH A SUPERPLEX! HE USUALLY FOLLOWS THIS UP WITH THE FALCON ARROW–
James Peters: ALEX MYERS COUNTERS IT AND DROPS KING ALONE ONTO THE PILE OF STEEL CHAIRS WITH A GOURDBUSTER!! MYERS REMAINS SAFE ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AS KING FELL FLAT ONTO HIS STEEL CHAIRS FROM EARLIER!!
James Peters: AND NOW ALEX MYERS LOOKS TO GO AIRBOUND HERE ONCE AGAIN!! DRAKE KING IS NEUTRALISED ON TOP OF THE STEEL STEPS.. PROVIDING THE GUARDIAN ANGEL WITH AN AMPLE OPPORTUNITY TO HIT THE DOCTOR SLEEP KNEE DROP OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! ALEX MYERS MAKES THE DIVE!
Rich Russillo: AND AS ALEX MYERS WAS IN MID-FLIGHT! DONOVAN DUKE, WHO JUST ESCAPED OUT OF THE TRASH CAN, HOLDS IT IN HIS HAND AND USES IT TO BULLDOZE MYERS IN MID-AIR!! MYERS GOES FLYING THREE-THIRDS ACROSS THE RING, AS DUKE HOLDS A SMIRK ON HIS FACE, GETTING THE REVENGE FOR GETTING HUMILIATED IN THAT TRASH CAN FROM EARLIER!
James Peters: MYERS IS SLUMPED, PERHAPS UNCONSCIOUS UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AS DONOVAN DUKE STOPS SOAKING IN THE BITTER SWEET REVENGE AND TURNS AROUND! AND THAT MIGHT HAVE DISTRACTED HIM AND GIVEN DRAKE KING ENOUGH TIME TO RECUPERATE! AS DRAKE SHOOTS THE HALF! HOOKS THE ARMS!! AND DROPS DUKE ONTO THE STEEL CHAIRS WITH THE ASCENSION! THE ASCENSION CONNECTS! COVER!
ONEEEE!
TWOOOOO!
TH-
James Peters: RULER PULLS THE WORLD CHAMPION OUT OF THE RING!! AND HE THROWS HIM OVER AND INTO THE POOL OF PIRANHAS!!!! WHAAT!!
James Peters: DRAKE KING PRESSES HIS FOOT AGAINST THE GLASS AND STOPS HIMSELF FROM GOING OVERBOARD! AND RULER’S ATTEMPT TO PICK KING OFF WHEN HE WASN’T EXPECTING IT FAILED! AND NOW KING FIGHTS RULER OFF WITH PUNCHES! AND RULER GOES FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! BUT KING SNATCHES THE INCOMING LEG! AND FLOORS RULER WITH A DRAGON SCREW!
Rich Russillo: Drake King just evaded being chewed to pieces inside that piranha tank as he now steps onto the apron! AND RULER SOMEHOW IS ABLE TO GET UP QUICKLY! AND HE KICKS THE LEG! KING FALLS ONTO HIS BACK, AND HE SITS BACK UP! BUT RULER SITS HIM BACK DOWN WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE CHEST!
Persephone: YES!! RULER NOW SCOOPS DRAKE KING OFF THE APRON!! AND HE NOW AIMS HIM TOWARDS THE PIRANHA TANK!! AND HE DUNKS HIM RIGHT INTO THE DEADLY WATERS!!! YES!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING MANAGES TO STEP OFF THE EDGE OF THE GLASS, AND LEAPS OVER ONTO THE CAGE WALL!! RULER CAN’T BELIEVE IT AS DRAKE KING QUICKLY ASCENDS THE MESH OF THE CAGE OF DEATH! AND RULER IS APOPLECTIC! DRAKE KING JUST EVADED IT YET AGAIN, AS HE NOW STANDS ON THE WALL AND SPREADS HIS ARMS!
Drake King: (off-mic) GAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA! YOU THOUGH-
( As Drake King was spreading his arms while draping off the side of the Cage of Death, a piranha jumps out of the tank and latches onto the right thigh of Drake King. )
James Peters: A PIRANHA HAS JUST SHOT RIGHT OUT OF THE TANK AND LANDED ITSELF RIGHT ONTO THE THIGH OF THE WORLD CHAMPION!
Drake King: (off-mic) OH.. MAN…
James Peters: AND IT BITES DOWN ONTO THE FLESH OF THE WORLD CHAMPION!!! AND DRAKE SCREAMS IN PAIN AS HE SIMULTANEOUSLY TIRES TO SHAKE OFF THE PIRANHA WHILE RETREATING TO SAFETY!!
Rich Russillo: AND MEANWHILE, RULER IS NOT WAITING FOR DRAKE TO COME DOWN AS HE CLIMBS UP THE WALL AND LOOKS TO COMPLETELY DUNK HIM INTO THE TANK! DRAKE DEALING WITH TWO ENEMIES RIGHT HERE AS HE IS IN DEEP, DEEP, TROUBLE!
Persephone: DRAKE IS ABLE TO PULL THE PIRANHA OUT OF HIS FLESH! AND YOU CAN SEE THE BEAUTY OF THE BLOOD TRICKLING DOWN HIS LEG!! AND DRAKE HOLDS THE FISH IN HIS HAND WITH A CERTAIN HATE IN HIS EYES!
Drake King: (off-mic) WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
Rich Russillo: DRAKE IS TALKING DOWN TO THE PIRANHA!! AND HE NOW CHUCKS IT DOWN!
James Peters: AND THE PIRANHA LANDS RIGHT ONTO THE TOP OF RULER’S HEAD! AND NOW THE PIRANHA SINKS ITS TEETH INTO RULER!
Rich Russillo: RULER QUICKLY PULLS THE PIRANHA OUT OF HIS HEAD!! AND HE DROPS IT TO THE GROUND! THE PIRANHA MOMENTARILY FLOPS AROUND BEFORE RULER VIOLENTLY STOMPS DOWN ONTO IT AND SWEEPS IT AWAY!
Ruler: (off-mic) Not today-
James Peters: AND DRAKE KING SOARS OFF THE SIDE OF THE CAGE!! AND DESCENDS ONTO THE CHALLENGER BELOW!! DRAKE TAKES RULER DOWN!
Rich Russillo: AND LOOK! AFTER ALL OF THAT PANDEMONIUM! We can see inside of the ring as Donovan Duke has gotten up to a vertical base and has now set up the barbed wire table in the middle of the ring! He has cleared the steel chair contraption and seems to be adamant on putting fellow contender ALEX MYERS THROUGH THAT TABLE! He sets his sights on Myers and picks them up to their feet… and HE PLACES MYERS INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION!
Persephone: BUT ALEX MYERS GETS AWAY FROM HIS SHOULDERS!! AND MYERS DROPS DUKE TO BOTH KNEES WITH A BIG HEADBUTT! AND HE NOW TRAPS HIS ARM INTO SOME SORT OF A HAMMERLOCK AND BENDS HIM OVER!!
Rich Russillo: AND MYERS HAS HIM TRAPPED! AND PROCEEDS TO DRILL THEIR KNEE INTO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! REAL EXISTENCE CONNECTS AS DONOVAN DUKE MIGHT BE OUT!! AND NOW MYERS GRABS ONE OF THE STEEL CHAIRS AND SLIDES IT UNDER DONOVAN DUKE’S FACE! THIS MIGHT NOT END WELL FOR DUKE!
Persephone: AND ALEX MYERS QUICKLY HUSTLES TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND THEY LEAP OFF FOR THE DOCTOR SLEEP KNEE STRIKE TO THE HEA–
James Peters: DRAKE KING LEAPS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE FROM OUT OF NOWHERE…. AND HOOKS MYERS UP INTO THE AIR!!! ..AND HE SLAMS HIM OFF THE TOP WITH A SUPERPLEX!! AND HE IS NOT DONE YET!
Rich Russillo: THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION IS NOT DONE YET AS HE NOW ROLLS ALEX MYERS.. AND DRIVES THEM DOWN INTO THE PINFALL WITH THE FALCON ARROW! HE SITS OUT!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THR-
James Peters: DONOVAN DUKE WITH THE REAR NAKED CHOKE ON THE WORLD CHAMPION!! DRAKE KING HAD ALEX MYERS PINNED, BUT DONOVAN DUKE WAS LAID DOWN, RIGHT BEHIND HIM AND THAT WAS A HUGE MISTAKE THAT HE DID NOT TAKE INTO ACCOUNT! AND DUKE WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND THE CHAMPION’S WAIST AND WE MIGHT SEE A NEW ERA OF A CHAMPION USHERED IN THROUGH THE BANKRUPT SUBMISSION HOLD!
Rich Russillo: ALEX MYERS REMAINS LAID OUT FROM THAT FALCON ARROW.. AND WE HAVE NO IDEA WHERE RULER IS! AND DRAKE KING IS STRUGGLING TO MAKE ANY ADVANCEMENTS OUT OF THE BANKRUPT CHOKE HOLD… AND WE MIGHT BE SECONDS AWAY FROM CROWNING A NEW CHAMPION! BUT DRAKE SAYS NO! DRAKE REFUSES TO LOSE HIS TITLE LIKE THIS!!
James Peters: AND NOW DRAKE KING IS ABLE TO ROLL AROUND! AND HE GETS ONE OF HIS FEET PLANTED.. BUT DONOVAN DUKE IS STILL LATCHED ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, EFFECTIVELY LIMITING HIS OXYGEN SUPPLY TO THE BRAIN.. BUT DRAKE DOESN’T CARE! DRAKE IS USING ALL OF HIS STRENGTH TO LIFT HIM UP!!!
Persephone: AND DRAKE WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET TO A FULL VERTICAL BASE!! BUT HE DROPS BACK DOWN TO BOTH KNEES! AND DONOVAN DUKE CONTINUES TO APPLY THE REAR NAKED CHOKE HOLD WHILE ON HIS BACK! COME ON! CHOKE HIM TO DEATH!! SNAP HIS NECK!! GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!
James Peters: I DON’T THINK COPENHAGEN WANTS TO SEE DRAKE KING DIE! BUT WE MIGHT ACTUALLY SEE THAT IF HE CONTINUES TO FIGHT THROUGH THIS REAR NAKED CHOKE HOL-
Rich Russillo: RULER DROPS DOWN FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND HE DRILLS BOTH THE SKULLS OF DONOVAN DUKE AND DRAKE KING SIMULTANEOUSLY WITH A HUMONGOUS LEG DROP!! IMAGINARY COLOURS HITS BOTH COMPETITORS AND ENDS THE REAR NAKED CHOKE HOLD!
James Peters: AND NOW RULER CHUCKS THE WORLD CHAMPION OUT OF THE RING!! AND HE FOCUSES HIS ATTENTION ONTO DONOVAN DUKE, WHO HOLDS THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AS HE DEFINITELY GOT RATTLED BY THE IMAGINARY COLOURS!
Rich Russillo: AND NOW RULER PULLS HIM BY ONE HAND!! AND REELS HIM IN FOR THE SWINGING REVERSE STO!! THEE BLOOODRAYYNEEE MAKAAAAHH–
James Peters: DONOVAN DUKE FLOATS OVER HIS ENTIRE UPPER BODY!! AND PULLS HIM IN!! AND HOISTS HIM UP IN POSITION FOR THE ROYAL FLUSH!!!! IT CONNECTS!
Rich Russillo: RULER IS SOMEHOW ABLE TO WRAP HIS LEFT ARM AROUND THE HEAD OF DUKE WHILST IN THE GORY CLUTCH.. AND HE DROPS DOWN AND SWINGS HIM OVER!!
Persephone: AND RULER SPIKES DONOVAN DUKE DOWN WITH THE BLOODRAYNE MAKER!! WHAT A COUNTER AS HE HOOKS THE LEG! WE MIGHT HAVE A NEW CHAMPION HERE IN COPENHAGEN!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Persephone: NOPE! ALEX MYERS SLIDES INTO THE RING AND GRABS THE REFEREE’S HAND BEFORE IT COULD REACH THE MAT FOR THE THREE!!!
Rich Russillo: RULER CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! MYERS HAS A HUGE SMIRK ON THEIR FACE AS THEY HOLD UP THE REFEREE’S HAND! RULER IS INCENSED! HE IS APOPLECTIC!! AND BOTH ELITISTS ARE ON THEIR KNEES ARE THEY STARE EACH OTHER! WE KNOW THERE IS SOME COMPETITIVE HISTORY BETWEEN THESE TWO!
Persephone: BUT WHO CARES!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS ON THE LINE! IT IS THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!! WINNING IT COULD DO IMMENSE WONDERS FOR THE THREE CHALLENGERS!! THEY WILL HAVE TO SET EVERYTHING ASIDE, AND THAT IS WHAT ALEX MYERS IS DOING!
James Peters: RULER SCRUNCHES HIS NOSE, CLENCHES HIS TEETH MEANWHILE ALEX MYERS, WITH ALL THE REMAINING ENERGY IN THEIR BODY GESTURES HIM TO GIVE EVERYTHING THAT RULER HAS IN HIM! AND NOW RULER AND ALEX MYERS CHARGE INTO EACH OTHER! AND THEY EXPLODE INTO AN ALL-OUT BRAWL IN THE CENTRE OF THE RING! EVERYONE HERE IN COPENHAGEN IS ON THEIR FEET AS THESE TWO GIVE EVERYTHING THAT THEY GOT!
Rich Russillo: RULER! ALEX! RULER! ALEX! RULER! ALEX! RULER! ALEX! RULER! ALEX! AND NOT ONE OF THEM IS LETTING THE OTHER ONE WIN THIS! AS THEY CONTINUE TO UNLOAD STRIKES UNTIL BOTH OF THEM DROP DOWN TO BOTH OF THEIR KNEES… but they gain second wind and fight on their knees! Forearm smashes after another, and they now hold onto each other to get up to their feet! Myers and Ruler’s foreheads are pressed up against each other before they engage into another senseless brawl!
James Peters: AND RULER SUDDENLY SWINGS MYERS OVER FOR THE BLOODRAYNE MAKER!! BUT ALEX MYERS USES THE MOMENTUM TO PULL RULER DOWN INTO THE ELEVATED FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! KEY TO CELESTIAL CITY IS LOCKED IN!
Persephone: BUT RULER TILTS OVER AND ROLLS MYERS OVER! HE BREAKS FREE OF THE KEY TO CELESTIAL CITY AS BOTH ELITISTS GET UP TO THEIR FEET!!
Rich Russillo: AND RULER SPINS AROUND FOR THE REVOLUTIONIZER SPINNING HEEL KICK!
James Peters: BUT ALEX MYERS DUCKS DOWN! AND HITS A SPINNING HEEL KICK OF THEIR OWN!! RULER FALTERS INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES AS MYERS QUICKLY RUNS INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER AND BACK TOWARDS HIM–
Rich Russillo: RULER PULLS HIMSELF UP WITH THE ROPES OUT OF NOWHERE! AND HE LEAPS UP! AND DEVASTATES MYERS WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW! MYERS IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS! AS NOW RULER PLACES THEIR HEAD IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS! AS HE NOW HOISTS THEM UP FOR THE SPIKE PILEDRIVER!
James Peters: BUT MYERS FLIPS UPWARDS AND NOW RULER IS IN POSITION!! MYERS HOOKS BOTH ARMS! AND LOOKS FOR THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FACEBUSTER!
Persephone: BUT RULER IS ABLE TO ESCAPE AND GO AROUND THE WAIST! AND RULER LOOKS FOR A MONSTER GERMAN SUPLE–
Rich Russillo: DONOVAN DUKE STEPS IN FROM BEHIND AND WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND THE WAIST OF RULER!! AND BOTH RULER AND DUKE HOIST UPWARDS FOR THE GERMAN SUPLEX… **AND DONOVAN DUKE LANDS A DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEX ON RULER AND ALEX MYERS!** WHAT A DISPLAY OF UNPARALLELED STRENGTH FROM DONOVAN DUKE AS HE GETS UP TO HIS FEET AND LETS OUT A HUGE WARCRY ROAR!!
Persephone: AND DONOVAN DUKE HAS EVERYONE HERE IN COPENHAGEN ON THEIR DANISH FEET! AS NOW DUKE BRINGS RULER UP TO HIS FEET! HE STRUGGLES TO DO IT AFTER THE BIG GERMAN SUPLEX AND STILL RECOVERING AFTER GETTING HIT WITH THE BLOODRAYNE MAKER! BUT DUKE POWERS THROUGH AND PICKS RULER UP INTO THE FIREMAN’S CARRY!
Rich Russillo: AND DONOVAN DUKE HITS THE DUKE OF HAZARD–NO! RULER REVERSES HIS MOVE YET AGAIN AND GOES FOR A SECOND BLOODRAYNE MAKER! COULD IT BE SECOND TIMES, THE CHARM!
James Peters: BUT DONOVAN DUKE SWINGS FORWARD! AND STUNS RULER WITH THE OLE’ RELIABLE! A CLEAN RIGHT HOOK TO THE JAW, ROCKS THE REVOLUTIONIZER! AS HE NOW REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES! AND LATCHES ONTO HIM!
Persephone: OH! DONOVAN DUKE MOUNTS ONTO THE FRONT OF RULER! AND LOCKS IN THE GUILLOTINE CHOKE HOLD!! THE BANKRUPT IS CINCHED IN YET AGAIN!! COME ON! CHOKE HIM UNTIL HE CANNOT BREATHE ANYMORE!
James Peters: RULER IS WIGGLING HIS FINGER! AS HE NOW DIGS HIS FOOT INTO THE CANVAS AND BEGINS TO POWER UP AND CARRY DUKE WHILST UP TO HIS FEE–
Persephone: BUT DONOVAN DUKE TIGHTENS THE GUILLOTINE AND RULER GETS DIZY AND DROPS BACK DOWN TO ONE KNEE!!
James Peters: RULER HAS LOST THE FIGHT WITHIN HIM! AND WE COULD BE SECONDS AWAY FROM CROWNING A NEW CHAMPION VIA SUBMISSION THROUGH DONOVAN DUKE! COULD WE SEE IT HAPPE–
Persephone: DRAKE KING LEAPS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! AND HITS DONOVAN DUKE WITH A BIG BLOCKBUSTER TO RELEASE RULER FROM THE BANKRUPT GUILLOTINE CHOKE HOLD!! THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A COOL COUNTER, BUT HE STILL STINKS!
James Peters: DRAKE JUST SAVED HIS CHAMPIONSHIP FROM CEDING OVER TO THE HANDS OF DONOVAN DUKE! AND DUKE ROLLS AWAY TO THE SIDE OF THE RING AS THE WORLD CHAMPION NOW SHIFTS HIS ATTENTION ONTO RULER–WHO IS COUGHING AND HOLDING ONTO HIS LARYNX AFTER BEING UNDER SUCH STRAINING PRESSURE OF THE GUILLOTINE CHOKE HOLD FOR SEVERAL MINUTES!
James Peters: AND NOW DRAKE IS IN THE CORNER! AND EVERYONE HERE IN COPENHAGEN KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT THE WORLD CHAMPION IS GOING FOR HERE! AS HE RUNS THE CORNERS!! AND LOOKS TO STOMP RULER’S HEAD INTO THE CANVAS!
Persephone: RULER STEPS OUT OF THE WAY AND DRAKE DOESN’T LAND THE JUDGEMENT DAY!! AND NOW DRAKE TURNS AROUND! AND RULER SPINS AROUND FOR THE REVOLUTIONIZER!!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE DUCKS UNDER WHILE ALSO BRINGING RULER DOWN WITH HIM WITH A SCHOOL BOY! AND THEIR CLOSE PROXIMITY TO THE ROPES.. IT WORKED TOWARDS THE CHAMPION’S FAVOUR AS THE SCHOOL BOY ROLLED RULER RIGHT INTO A POSITION WHERE HE IS HANGING OFF THE SECOND ROPE!
Persephone: AND DRAKE LEAPS UP AND ATTEMPTS THE JUDGEMENT DAY FOR A SECOND TIME!! AND HE DRILLS RULAHHH!!
Rich Russillo: ALEX MYERS PLANTS DRAKE KING WITH THE SLING BLADE! THEY INTERCEPTED THE CURB STOMP ATTEMPT WITH THE SUDDEN TRAUMA SLING BLADE AS THEY NOW QUICKLY CLIMBS THE ROPES!
Persephone: AND IT LOOKS LIKE MYERS MIGHT BE GOING FOR THAT STUPID ANGELIC BLESSING! THE DOUBLE ROTATION SENTON THINGAMAJIG!!
Rich Russillo: BUT RULER WAKES UP ON THE APRON AND STEPS UP THE TURNBUCKLES! AND STRIKES MYERS RIGHT ON THE BUTTON WITH A KNEE STRIKE! AND MYERS IS STAGGERED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE YET AGAIN! AS NOW RULER STEPS THROUGH THE ROPES AND LOOKS TO FINISH OFF THE WORLD CHAMPION HIMSELF!
James Peters: AND RULER HAS HIS ARMS SPREAD! AS HE WAITS FOR DRAKE KING TO GET UP TO HIS FEET!! HE IS SETTING HIM UP FOR THE REVOLUTIONIZER! AND DRAKE TURNS AROUND! AND RULER DRILLS HIM WITH IT!!
Rich Russillo: NO!! DRAKE KING STRUCK FIRST WITH AN ENZUIGIRI!! RULER GOT HIS BELL RANG AS DRAKE NOW KICKS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION! AND GOES FOR THE STOMP! WILL THIS ONE CONNECT?!?!
James Peters: RULER REVERSES THE JUDGEMENT DAY INTO AN ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION!!
Rich Russillo: AND ALEX MYERS SOARS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND THEY HIT A DOOMSDAY DEVICE ONTO THE WORLD CHAMPION! DRAKE KING JUST GOT OBLITERATED AS BOTH MYERS AND RULER UNINTENTIONALLY TOOK HIM OUT! AND NOW MYERS GETS UP TO THEIR FEET! AND HITS A SUPERKICK ONTO RULER!! AND THEN FOLLOWS IT UP!! AND TANKS RIGHT THROUGH RULER WITH A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! THIS HAS GOT TO BE IT FOR MYERS!
Persephone: AND ALEX MYERS IS GOING FOR THE ANGELIC BLESSING LEAP OF FAITH!!!
James Peters: DONOVAN DUKE SMASHES A FLUORESCENT LIGHT TUBE ONTO THE SKULL OF ALEX MYERS! MYERS IS BLOCKED FROM HITTING THE ANGELIC BLESSING YET AGAIN AS DUKE NOW STEPS INTO THE RING AND CARRIES MYERS WITH A GORILLA PRESS POSITION!!!!
Persephone: YES!! DONOVAN DUKE IS ADAMANT OF DUMPING MYERS INTO THE PIRANHA TANK TO THE SIDE! ALEX MYERS GAINS CONSCIOUSNESS AND SEES WHAT THEIR DESTINATION MIGHT BE AND STARTS TO FIGHT OUT! BUT IT IS TO NO AVAIL AS DONOVAN DUKE HAS NO INTENTIONS ON NOT GOING THROUGH WITH THIS!
James Peters: AND DONOVAN DUKE NOW HAS ALEX MYERS TIPPING OVER THE TOP ROPE! AND HE CHUCKS HIM OVER AND MYERS SPLASHES INTO THE POOL OF PIRANHAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Rich Russillo: WAIT! NO! DRAKE KING LANDS A FLUSH SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF DUKE.. AND DUKE LETS GO OF ALEX MYERS TO WHERE THEY SCURRY OFF TO SAFETY!
James Peters: AND DONOVAN DUKE DROPS DOWN TO BOTH KNEES! AND NOW DRAKE KING RUNS THE ROPES!! AND HE LOOKS TO LAND THE JUDGEMENT DAY STOMP ONTO DUKE!!
James Peters: …AND IT CONNECTS!!!
Rich Russillo: NO!! DRAKE KING SLIPS OFF THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! AND ENDS UP ON THE SHOULDERS OF DUKE! **AND DUKE HAS HIM IN POSITION!! AND SPIKES HIM DOWN WITH THE ROYAL FLUSH WIDOW’S PEAK!!!**
Persephone: NO! HOW! DRAKE KING MANAGES TO COUNTER IT INTO A SUNSET FLIP AND NOW PLUCKS THE CHALLENGER OFF THE CANVAS.. INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!! AND HE RUNS WITH DUKE ON HIS SHOULDERS!
James Peters: AND DRAKE KING DUMPS DONOVAN DUKE THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE WITH A RELEASE POWERBOMB!!! DONOVAN DUKE SCREAMS IN PAIN AS PLENTY STRANDS OF BARBED WIRE DIG INTO HIS FLESH!! DUKE MIGHT BE STUCK IN THE TABLE DEBRIS AS DRAKE KING STRUGGLES TO PULL HIM OUT!
Persephone: ALEX MYERS SMASHES THE BACK OF A SKATEBOARD INTO THE BACK OF DRAKE KING’S HEAD! AND THIS IS NO NORMAL SKATEBOARD!! THUMBTACKS AND GLASS SHARDS ARE SCATTERED ALL OVER THE BACK.. AND THAT IS WHAT JUST WENT AGAINST THE SKULL OF THE WORLD CHAMPION! ALEX MYERS JUST LAID OUT THE CHAMPION… AND THIS COULD BE THE MOMENT FOR THEM!
James Peters: AND RULER JUMPS ONTO THE APRON! AND MYERS IMMEDIATELY SMASHES THE SKATEBOARD AS WELL ONTO THE DOME OF THE REVOLUTIONIZER! RULER DROPS DEAD ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR.. AS NOW MYERS SEES DRAKE SOMEHOW GETTING UP TO THEIR FEET!
Rich Russillo: THERE IS A REASON WHY DRAKE IS CALLED THE BARBED WIRE MASSACRE GOD! HE’S BEEN THROUGH IT ALL! BUT ALEX GRABS THE SKATEBOARD! AND SMASHES IT AGAIN TO THE HEAD OF THE CHAMPION! AND DRAKE KING IS DOWN..
Persephone: AND THE SADISTIC MYERS NOW LAYS DRAKE DOWN! AND PLACES THE SKATEBOARD ON TOP OF HIM! AND MYERS LOOKS TOWARDS THE ROPES AND BEGINS TO ASCEND THE TURNBUCKLES! CAN THEY FINALLY HIT THE ANGELIC BLESSING THIS TIME AROUND!
Rich Russillo: AND NOW ALEX MYERS IS PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! DONOVAN DUKE IS STILL STUCK IN THE BARBED WIRE TABLE.. MEANWHILE RULER IS STILL KNOCKED OUT FROM THE SKATEBOARD.. MYERS IS IN PERFECT POSITION! IT IS NOW OR NEVER, KID!!
Persephone: ALEX MYERS MAKES THE DOUBLE ROTATION… AND LANDS THE ANGELIC BLESSING SENTON ONTO THE WORLD CHAMPION ON THE SKATEBOARD! THAT HAS TO BE IT!
( Drake King rolls out of the way and leaves the skateboard for Alex Myers to land back and shoulder first onto. )
Rich Russillo: OH NO!! NOBODY IS HOME!! ALEX MYERS CRASHES ONTO THE TOP OF HIS SHOULDERS ONTO THE SKATEBOARD AS DRAKE KING CREEPS UP TO HIS FEET!! AND MYERS IS FOLDED LIKE AN ACCORDION.. BUT THEY ARE AT A PERFECT POSITION FOR THE GOD AS THEY ARE LEANING RIGHT OVER THE SKATEBOARD!
Persephone: ALEX MYERS COULD NOT HIT THE ANGELIC BLESSING AGAIN.. AND NOW DRAKE COMES OFF THE ROPES! AND STOMPS MYERS’ SKULL INTO THE SKATEBOARD! DRAKE KING RETAINS!! HE HOOKS THE LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
**SPRAY**
Rich Russillo: HUH?!
James Peters: WHAT THE?!?
Persephone: HAHAA! YES!!
( Ruler peaks through the ropes and sprays black mist into the eyes of Drake King as he was about to retain the championship. )
Rich Russillo: BLACK MIST TO THE EYES OF THE WORLD CHAMPION! AND WE WERE A MILLISECOND AWAY FROM DRAKE KING WALKING OUT OF HERE AND STILL THE CHAMPION, BUT RULER HAS DIFFERENT PLANS! RULER SLIDES INTO THE RING, AND LIKE THE OPPORTUNITY HE IS! HE TURNS DRAKE KING AROUND!
James Peters: AND RULER DECIMATES THE WORLD CHAMPION WITH THE REVOLUTIONIZER!!! THE SPINNING HEEL KICK IS DELIVERED TO THE WORLD CHAMPION AS HE IS OUT!! COME ON! THIS HAS TO BE IT!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Persephone: DING! DONG! DING!
James Peters: DRAKE KING POPS HIS SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS! HOW!!?!?!
Rich Russillo: HOW IN THE HELL DID DRAKE KING KICK OUT OF THAT?!?! DRAKE KING JUST SURVIVED A BLACK MIST DIRECTLY TOWARDS THE EYES AND THEN THE REVOLUTIONIZER!! THAT KICK HAS WON RULER SO MANY CHAMPIONSHIPS IN HIS WRESTLING CAREER, BUT IT IS NOT THE KICK THAT WINS HIM THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION HERE TONIGHT IN COPENHAGEN!
Ruler: (off-mic) You gotta be kidding me.
James Peters: AND NOW RULER, WHO HAS HIS JAW DROPPED TO THE FLOOR AS MUCH AS US.. NOW ROLLS OUT OF THE RING.. AND PULLS THE APRON SHEETS BACK UP!
Persephone: AND RULER NOW PULLS OUT A HUGE COCONUT.. BUT THIS IS NO NORMAL COCONUT! THIS COCONUT HAS SPIKES AND BARBED WIRE WRAPPED AROUND IT!! AND RULER HOLDS IT BY ITS SMOOTH AND UNOCCUPIED SIDES.. AND HE LOOKS AT IT WITH SUCH MALICE AND SATISFACTION.. AND WE MIGHT BE TWINS BECAUSE SO AM I! THAT LOOKS AMAZING!
James Peters: Drake King is still trying to get his eyes back into shape.. wiping the black mist out of his eyes, but that might honestly be making it worse! Ruler slowly climbs back into the ring with a sadistic smirk written on his face as he carries the spiked coconut. Drake King is oblivious as Ruler now presses down onto his midsection!
( Ruler, with his foot pressed down on the stomach of the squirming world champion, holds the spiked coconut over his head and looks to drop it down onto the skull of Drake King. )
Persephone: YES! RULER IS ABOUT TO CRUSH HIS SKULL WITH THAT COCONUT! IT IS SAID THAT 150 TIMES A YEAR, A HUMAN BEING FALLS VICTIM TO A FALLING COCONUT! AND DRAKE KING IS ABOUT TO BE APART OF THAT STATISTIC!
James Peters: OH NO! HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT STATISTIC?! AND NOW RULER DROPS THE COCONUT ONTO DRAKE KI–
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING WITH AN UPKICK TO THE GROIN OF THE CHALLENGER!! I DON’T KNOW IF DRAKE WAS AIMING FOR THE GROIN, BUT RULER JUST FROZE IN PAIN! AND THAT MIGHT HAVE STOPPED HIM FROM BEING IMPALED FROM THE COCONUT!
( Ruler drops the coconut anyways. )
James Peters: NO! THE COCONUT FALLS!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING LUCKILY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME.. AND RULER, WHO IS STILL NEUTRALISED BY HAVING HIS JINGLE BELLED.. IS NOW INCREDIBLY VULNERABLE AS DRAKE KING NOW RUNS THE ROPES!
James Peters: AND DRAKE KING BEHEADS THE CHALLENGER WITH THE GUILLOTINE!! THE SICK KICK CONNECTS AGAINST THE SKULL AS HE GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Rich Russillo: DONOVAN DUKE WITH A PHOENIX SPLASH TO BREAK UP THE COVER!! AND HE PUT A STEEL CHAIR IN FRONT OF HIS CHEST DURING THE PHOENIX SPLASH FOR ADDED DAMAGE UPON IMPACT! AND HE JUST SQUASHED BOTH DRAKE KING AND RULER. AND WE MIGHT BE ON THE PRECIPICE OF DONOVAN DUKE BECOMING A WORLD CHAMPION HERE ON VOLTAGE!
James Peters: DONOVAN DUKE NOW MAKES THE STRANGE DECISION OF NOT GOING FOR THE COVER.. AND DECIDES TO SLIDE OUT OF THE RING! Drake King and Ruler are nearly knocked unconscious for having the air driven out of their bodies from that steel chair aided phoenix splash.. as Donovan Duke looks to introduce a new weapon into this Cage of Death!
Persephone: AND DONOVAN DUKE PULLS OUT A FOLDABLE POKER TABLE!! WHAT THE HELL!! I DIDN’T KNOW THOSE EXISTED!! BUT LOOK! NOTHING IS NORMAL IN THIS MATCH! THERE ARE THUMBTACKS AND GLASS RED SHARDS GLUED ONTO THE SURFACE OF THE POKER TABLE!!
James Peters: AND DONOVAN DUKE SETS UP THE TABLE AT RINGSIDE.. AND PONDERS ON WHO HE SHALL PUT THROUGH IT.. AND HE SLIDES INTO THE RING TO MAKE A DECISION BETWEEN RULER AND DRAKE KING!
Rich Russillo: Donovan Duke picks up the weaponized skateboard and sees Drake King on the apron! AND HE DRIVES THE SKATEBOARD INTO KING.. AND KING GOES FLYING ONTO THE APRON AND COLLIDES INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE OF DEATH!! DRAKE KING SPLATTERS ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR.. AND IT SEEMS DUKE HAS SELECTED RULER AS HIS CHOICE OF VICTIM!
James Peters: Donovan Duke drags Ruler towards the ropes and brings him up to his feet.. and DUKE TAKES A HUGE BREATH IN AND HOISTS RULER INTO A MILITARY PRESS! AS HE LOOKS TO DROP HIM INTO THE WEAPONIZED POKER TABLE!
Rich Russillo: BUT ALEX MYERS SMASHES THE BACK OF THE SKATEBOARD AGAINST THE LOWER BACK OF DUKE! DUKE LETS GO OF RULER AND ALEX MYERS NOW RUNS THE ROPES WITH THE SKATEBOARD!!
James Peters: AND MYERS DRIVES THE SKATEBOARD INTO DUKE.. AND DUKE GOES FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND THROUGH THE POKER TABLE!
Rich Russillo: NO! MYERS MISSES AND THROWS THE SKATEBOARD TOWARDS THE TABLE! AND DUKE DELIVERS A DEALER’S CHOICE TO MYERS! SPINNING BACK FIST SENDS MYERS RETRACING HIS STEPS INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES..
James Peters: AND NOW DUKE HAS CHANGED HIS MIND! AND LOOKS TO PUT MYERS THROUGH THE POKER TABLE! AS HE NOW GRABS HIM IN THE CORNER!
Rich Russillo: RULER COMES FROM BEHIND! AND HE HAS THE WEAPONIZED COCONUT IN HAND!!
James Peters: DONOVAN DUKE JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY! AND RULER BLASTS THE COCONUT INTO THE HEAD OF MYERS! RULER GOES OVER AND WHIPS IT TOWARDS DONOVAN DUKE!
Rich Russillo: DONOVAN DUKE DUCKS UNDER IT.. GRABS HIM BY THE WAIST! AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!
**CRASH**
James Peters: AND DONOVAN DUKE DEPOSITS RULER ONTO THE WEAPONIZED POKER TABLE WITH AN OVERHEAD RELEASE BELLY-TO-BELLY!! OH! MAH!! GOD!! THAT HAS TO BE IT FOR RULER!
Rich Russillo: DONOVAN DUKE MIGHT HAVE JUST NEUTRALISED RULER! AND RULER HAS NOT MOVED SINCE HE WENT THROUGH THE TABLE! DUKE WITH A SATISFIED SMILE AS HE LOOKS OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Persephone: Donovan Duke now refocuses his attention onto Alex Myers, who is still stunned by getting hit with the weaponized coconut. Duke hits a big forearm smash to the temple, before pulling Myers onto the top turnbuckle!
Rich Russillo: Donovan Duke now has Myers on his shoulder in a fireman’s carry.. AND DUKE IS GOING FOR THE DUKE OF HAZARD OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! IF HE HITS THIS, THIS WILL SURELY SECURE HIM THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
Persephone: BUT ALEX MYERS GAINS SECOND WIND! AND THEY START DRIVING DOWN THE BOTTOM OF HIS ELBOWS REPEATEDLY INTO THE SHOULDER OF DUKE!! AND THEY NOW APPLY A SLEEPER HOLD ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!
Rich Russillo: BOTH ELITISTS IN A VERY PRECARIOUS POSITION, AND MYERS MIGHT BE ABLE TO PUT DUKE TO SLEEP IN THAT POSITION!! THIS IS A FIGHT FOR THE DEATH HERE! THE LAST STAND IN A VERY PHYSICAL MATCH.. BUT DUKE IS NOT GIVING INTO THE GUARDIAN ANGEL!
Persephone: AND NOW ALEX MYERS IS STARTING TO PUT WEATHER THE OKLAHOMA STORM HERE AS DUKE IS STARTING TO LOSE ENERGY HERE! ALL ALEX NEEDS TO DO IS PUSH HIM OFF TO THE MAT AND THEY CAN CONNECT WITH THE ANGELIC BLESSING!!
Rich Russillo: AND ALEX MYERS CONTINUES TO ADMINISTER THE SLEEPER HOLD! AND THEY NOTICE THAT DONOVAN IS NEARLY ASLEEP! AND MYERS REPEATEDLY BASHES HIS HEAD IN! BEFORE PUSHING HIM OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE TO PUT HIM IN POSITION FOR THE ANGELIC BLESSING!
Persephone: NO!! DONOVAN DUKE ABRUPTLY CARRIES MYERS ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! AND HAS THEM IN THE FIREMAN’S CARRY!!
Rich Russillo: AND DONOVAN DUKE LANDS THE SUPER DUKE OF HAZARD!! THE FIREMAN’S CARRY BACK-TO-BELLY PILEDRIVER OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE CONNECTS AS HE HOOKS THE LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
…………
…….
..
Persephone: BOOK OF DRISTIANITY!!!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING JUST SCRAMBLED THE BRAINS OF THE CHALLENGER WITH THE PUNT KICK.. AS DRAKE NOW GRABS DONOVAN DUKE! AND THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING!!
James Peters: AND DRAKE KING NOW DROPS DOWN AND ROLLS ALEX MYERS OVER! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “Footsteps of Doom” by KOHTA YAMAMOTA echoes throughout the Royal Arena to an ear-deafening reaction as Drake King lets go of Alex Myers’ legs. A face of worry turns into a face of relief as King gets up to his feet and gingerly celebrates. )
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER.. AND STILL EAW WORLD CHAMPION.. DRAKE! KIIIIINGG!!
Rich Russillo: What a fantastic opener here at Bloodsport here for the EAW World Championship! All four competitors with a career-defining performance tonight, with Drake King proving yet again why he is a God in his mind, outlasting three other hungry elitists inside the Cage of Death!
James Peters: Drake King has done it again! He has gone through hell and high water to keep the EAW World Championship in his possession.. and he has stuck it to anyone who has doubted his God status. You may not agree with everything he says and does, but Drake King is STILL your EAW World Champion.
Persephone: Everything good must come to an end sadly, and I am disappointed we didn’t see any amputations or deaths, but we gladly have the rest of the night for those to happen plenty of times!
( Drake King is handed the EAW World Championship to where he celebrates in the roar of pyro and cheers. He goes around the ring, bragging to his subconscious opponents that he is still the champion before jumping onto the top turnbuckle and swinging the EAW World Championship around. )
Rich Russillo: Congratulations to Drake King on a successful defence here at the Royal Arena in Copenhagen, Denmark at Bloodsport! What an open–
( “Tupac Back” by Meek Mill feat. Rick Ross hits to a thunderous reaction from the Copenhagen crowd as Drake King looks slightly confused at the titantron. )
James Peters: WHAAAT!! ITS CY HENDERSON!?!? CY HENDERSON IS HERE AT BLOODSPORT!!!!
Rich Russillo: CY HENDERSON IS FRESH OFF THE HEELS OF BATTLING CHEF VIZ INSIDE THE STEEL CAGE AT MIDSUMMER MASSACRE.. AND IT SEEMS LIKE HIS MOTIVES HAS CHANGED! WE SAW CY MAKE AN APPEARANCE BACK ON VOLTAGE, AND HE MIGHT WANT A PIECE OF THE GOD HIMSELF, DRAKE KING!
( Cy Henderson continues to hype up the Copenhagen crowd on the stage. He produces a microphone as his theme song dies. He holds the microphone to his face, cracks a grin, and stares a bullet into the puzzled world champion. )
Cy Henderson: YOU… and ME! TERRITORIAL INVASION! WITH THAT EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE!
Crowd: :damn: :damn: :damn: :damn: :damn: :damn: !!!!!!!
Drake King: https://media.tenor.com/asHasDPP0NgAAAAM/no-samueljackson.gif
Rich Russillo: CY HENDERSON HAS JUST THROWN THE GAUNTLET! HE WANTS DRAKE KING AT TERRITORIAL INVASION FOR THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! DRAKE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF IT!
( Drake King still looks at the stage in a mix of confusion and anger, as CY simply walks away after the short words to the back. )
(Bloodsport fades backstage where Cameron Ella Ava is seen stretching her arms out. She is more than ready for the ‘Four Corners of Pain’ match against Dr. Bethany Blue. She seems laser-focused and mentally prepared for the torture that she will be putting herself through later tonight.)
???: Cameron Ella Ava, just the woman that we wanted to see!
(Cameron Ella Ava looks at the direction that the voice came from before…POTARA – Harper Lee and Holly Arrow, Unified Tag Team Champions, who are dressed in their ring gear, prepared for their Lighttube Deathmatch with the titles on the line against the Off-Brand Amphetamines. The two women shifted themselves into the camera shot, almost with a sway, looking as confident as ever. Cameron stopped her stretching to look at the two women, who she was quite familiar with since the three of them helped out Milli Banks against the Queen Bees earlier this year on Dynasty, so there’s a bit of respectful vibe with the three of them.)
Cameron Ella Ava: Harper, Holly, what’s up?
Holly Arrow: Now, I know that you’re a busy woman, but you aren’t busy for the Unified Tag Team Champions, right? We’re important people after all. 😌
Cameron Ella Ava: As a POTARA girl myself, I think that I can make some time for the two of you. 😉 What do you need?
Harper Lee: Well, obviously, Holly and I are REALLY confident that we’re going to defeat the Off-Brand Amphetamines tonight. We have this match in the bag. I mean, come on, we defeated them, DOMINION and what was left of the Queen Bees at Pain for Pride. So…
(Harper Lee looks at Holly Arrow who steps in front of her to finish Harper’s sentence. They’re confident with whatever they are going to say next. It’s going to be something that Cameron won’t be able to deny.)
Holly Arrow: …so, we’re interested in joining you and being part of Team Voltage for Brand Warfare. Your sister already has Theron Nikolas and Chris Elite as part of her team, so why not go bigger and better? Why not get the Unified Tag Team Champions on your side and really make a statement?
(With that, Cameron Ella Ava interest has piqued. Like she’s shocked, but not really shocked at the same time. POTARA aligning with Cameron to represent the Voltage brand at Territorial Invasion is a huge gain for Cameron, who wants to fill her team with the best of the best on the brand.)
Harper Lee: Until new challengers gain the courage to step up to POTARA, we want to make sure that we keep taking part in important matches. Holly and I agree that you putting the Unified Tag Team Champions on your team is the best decision that you can possibly make. After all, we got chemistry. I mean, remember that night that you showed yourself on Dynasty? When it was you, Milli and POTARA that fended off the Queen Bees. We were able to be a unified force, so we shouldn’t have any issues with each other. I mean, that’s most likely what’s going to separate Showdown and Dynasty. They’re going to want big names for Brand Warfare, but with all of those egos in a group? :yikes:. POTARA has working together as a team down pat, and you are no stranger to tag teams either being a former tag team champion in your own right. Besides, just to be a little selfish for a moment, I have unfinished business with this match. It wasn’t that long ago, Team Showdown failed me and couldn’t pull their way so I could get a win I no doubt deserved. I want this match, Cameron, and I will do whatever it takes to get this win.
Holly Arrow: Like Harper said, all those egos on one team won’t go over well. But, you don’t have to worry much because three people who are united to make sure that Voltage’s Brand Warfare winning streak remains intact are going to be three more people united and not butting heads. I mean, you’ve heard of #POTARASweep, right? How about #CAMARASweep? :drakelike:
Harper Lee: I LOVE the sound of that, Holly. :drakelike: #CAMARASweep. Maybe we can even capitalize on that and get a tee-shirt made :notbad:
Cameron Ella Ava: :oh: I’m not going to lie. I’m interested in the idea. I’m even interested in the fact that the two of you approached *me* first about joining the team. I was thinking about who I wanted on the team, but with my match with Bethany, I haven’t chosen anyone just yet, so it was surprising to see you ladies choose to step up before your own match. I know that I am going to defeat Bethany tonight and once I do, I want to head into Territorial Invasion and win once again. Voltage has consistently won Brand Warfare for years. They have managed to have the best captain and team possible to make sure the other brands don’t stand a chance. With me as the captain and…the Unified Tag Team Champions on my team, I plan to keep the streak going. Welcome to the team, POTARA. With the two of you working alongside me and whoever else I choose, there’s no doubt in my mind that we’ll be standing tall when Territorial Invasion is said and done.
(The crowd in the arena is heard cheering for POTARA, who happen to be two of the members who will be joining Cameron Ella Ava in representing Voltage at Territorial Invasion in Brand Warfare. Cameron extends a hand out to shake as Harper Lee accepts the handshake and then, Holly Arrow shortly after. The three of them are with smiles on their faces as POTARA escorts themselves out of the locker room, leaving Cameron with a smirk on her face, knowing that she already filled two slots for her Brand Warfare team.)
Cameron Ella Ava: Take that, Camille.
(With a smile on her face, the Hall of Famer continues preparing her match later on.)
(The scene fades into a promotional ad for Territorial Invasion.)
(After the showing of the match graphic, the camera returns to the ring where we see numerous light tubes all over the ringside area. The camera then focuses on the center of the ring where Bella Braxton is standing, ready to start the introductions for the next match.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen! This contest is the special LIGHTTUBE DEATHMATCH FOR THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!
(The crowd starts to cheer even louder in anticipation for this title match.)
Bella Braxton: In this match, the only way to win is by PINFALL OR SUBMISSION! INTRODUCING FIRST!
(A&D by YNL Jordan starts to play as Solomon and Trixie Stane walk onto the stage and get down on their knees to pray. Kirk Redwood walks out behind them with Holly and Harper’s names on his knuckles. Kirk walks right past them and heads down to the ring alone. Afterwards, Solomon comes to the ring with Trixie going to the back for her safety.)
Bella Braxton: Making their way to the ring are the CHALLENGERS! Accompanied to the ring by Trixie Stane. At a total combined weight of 476 pounds. Here are SOLOMON STANE AND KIRK REDWOOD! THE OFF-BRAND AMPHETAMINES!
James Peters: Here come the challengers heading to the ring and they have boldly claimed that the Unified Tag Team Championships are coming back to Showdown.
Persephone: Oh goodie. Demon and the drunk are here. Keep them away from open flames unless we wanna turn this into a damn inferno match. Actually… yes. Put them around the fire.
Rich Russillo: Calm down, my darling. But this Lighttube Deathmatch might be up OBA’s alley as they look to become two-time Tag Team Champions here tonight. The question is can they do what many teams have not been able to do and that is defeat POTARA? They certainly could pull it off tonight.
(Kirk is already in the ring as Solomon enters and their music fades off. Seconds later, ‘Tot Musica‘ by Ado starts playing as the Tag Team Champions Holly Arrow and Harper Lee, known as POTARA, enter the arena. When the spotlight focuses on the Champions, we can see that Harper Lee’s gear is designed like Donquixote Doflamingo as she wears a pink feather styled cape . Holly’s gear is designed like Donquixote Rosinante with a black feather style cape. Both are based off the characters from the One Piece Anime as they wear their titles around their waist and head to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing their opponents! At a total combined weight of 267 pounds. Here are the reigning and defending ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! Here are HOLLY ARROW AND HARPER LEE… POTARA!
Persephone: OH YAY! Batbitch is back and she brought along her best friend SuperSkank. Now Voltage is surrounded by even boredom with these two running around with those titles. This night gets worse and worse by the second. What in the hell are these two wearing? They look like a couple of skanky birds.
Rich Russillo: You need to watch more anime, my darling.
Persephone: No I don’t.
James Peters: Either way, their gear is based off two characters from the One Piece anime. One team. Two different personalities. Harper is based on the more chaotic and evil side while Holly is the more lawful and good side of the team.
Persephone: Sounds like something that would make me wanna bash my head against the wall. So stupid. I hope these dumb birdbrains lose their titles tonight. Hate them so much!
Rich Russillo: How can you doubt the #POTARASweep of Season 17? The champions have reigned for 125 days since they won the titles back at the Grand Rampage in April and these two have not looked back. They are on an amazing roll as a team.
James Peters: If memory serves me correctly, POTARA have NOT lost a tag team match since forming. They had a draw a month ago on Dynasty to DOMINION, but no team has been able to keep the Champions down. Kirk and Solomon want to be the first, but POTARA wants to keep their roll going. Who is going to leave this deathmatch as the Unified Tag Team Champions? We are about to find out.
(Holly and Harper take off their capes before entering the ring and look ready to fight as they take their corner and their entrance music fades off. The referee keeps both teams apart as the referee presents the Tag Team Championships to Champions and Challengers before holding them in the air for the crowd to see. The ref hands the belts to Bella Braxton before calling for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: Here we go! This match is underway! Tag Team Titles are on the line AND POTARA IMMEDIATELY GO AFTER THE CHALLENGERS WITH LIGHT TUBES, BUT OBA GET OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE COUNTERING WITH SIMULTANEOUS CLOTHESLINES KNOCKING THE CHAMPIONS DOWN!
Rich Russillo: Remember that in this match that it’s contested under tornado style rules. That means all four competitors will be legal at the same time. The first rule of this match is that there are no rules. They can do whatever they want or need to do to win the match.
Persephone: Oh no rules is like music to my ears. I hope my Rexy feels the same way on our wedding night. Oh. You mean this match. The less rules there are, the shorter this match is going to be.
James Peters: It’s too early in the match for this, but now OBA have light tubes of their own as POTARA are back to their feet. Now everybody has light tubes AND BOTH TEAMS ARE GEARING UP TO GO–
(BOOM!)
James Peters: AND EVERYBODY SWINGS LEADING TO AN EXPLOSION IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Everyone in the ring including the referee have to turn their heads so they don’t get the shards in their eyes or anything like that. Remember a pinfall or submission wins this.
Persephone: What if I get lucky and one of these stupid losers die in the middle of the ring? Will this put me out of my misery and end the match?
Rich Russillo: Well, my darling, if the referee deems somebody unable to continue, then I guess the match could end this way. But I think we have a long way to go before someone could get remotely close to death.
Persephone: Never call me Darling again, you geek. I’m not sure what I hate more. This match or you sweet talking me. Just go back to calling the match so it can end sooner. Look at Boozy and the Demon thing with those right hands.
James Peters: BUT POTARA IS FIGHTING BACK AND WE HAVE A BRAWL GOING ON EARLY IN THE MATCH! THE CHAMPS ARE STARTING TO GET THE ADVANTAGE BEFORE SOLOMON STANE WITH A HEADBUTT THAT DAZES AND STAGGERS HARPER LEE!
Rich Russillo: Holly and Kirk are still throwing forearms and punches as Kirk is backed against the ropes. Holly goes to whip Kirk, but Kirk reverses and Holly goes for the ride. Holly comes back and Kirk goes for a backbreaker, BUT HOLLY MANAGES TO MANEUVER ENOUGH TO TRY FOR A HEADSCISSOR COUNTER–
(BOOM!)
James Peters: SOLOMON STANE OUT OF NOWHERE CRACKS A LIGHT TUBE RIGHT ACROSS HOLLY’S HEAD! Holly was stopped in her tracks as Kirk grabs Holly AND THROWS HER WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Rich Russillo: Holly is down and the challengers grab more tubes and they go back to Holly BEFORE KIRK CRACKS HOLLY IN THE BACK WITH ANOTHER TUBE! LOOK AT THOSE SHARDS STARTING TO STICK IN HOLLY’S FLESH!
Persephone: OHHHHHHH YESSSSSSS! THIS IS STARTING TO GET BRUTAL! But where’s the blood? Where’s my damn bloodshed? What the hell is Holly’s skin made out of? Leather or something.
James Peters: Will you calm down? There will be blood. You just need to be patient. Now Solomon Stane brings his tube back ready to strike Holly again. SOLOMON WINDS UP—
Persephone: WHY? HARPER LEE COMES UP FROM BEHIND AND GRABS THE TUBE OUT OF SOLOMON’S GRASP! WHY DID YOU RUIN THIS, SUPER SKANK? Now that delusional Harper has the light tube.
Rich Russillo: AND SHE SWINGS THE TUBE AS SOLOMON TURNS AROUND AND HE GETS CRACKED IT THE TEMPLE WITH IT! IT MIGHT HAVE GOT HIM IN THE EYE TOO! SOLOMON COULD BE BLINDED IN HIS LEFT EYE!
Persephone: YAY!! I mean that’s horrible and dangerous. At least now we know that if his eye is blinded, his cases of seeing double won’t be as bad. It might have helped him.
James Peters: You are so sadistic right now, but Harper kicks Solomon in the gut BEFORE TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A SNAP DDT! SOLOMON SPIKED ON HIS HEAD AS HARPER GOES FOR A QUICK COVER!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWOOO—–
(CRACK!)
Rich Russillo: KIRK REDWOOD BREAKS THE PIN BY HITTING HARPER IN THE BACK WITH A LIGHT TUBE! Unlimited light tubes in this match, ladies and gentlemen. Don’t worry about us running out of anything.
James Peters: Harper was stunned after that shot to the back and Kirk picks up Harper like a wet cat and brings her back to her feet. Kirk wraps his arms around Harper–
Rich Russillo: BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ONTO LIGHT TUBES! HARPER’S BACK TAKING A POUNDING WITH ALL THAT GLASS SLOWLY TURNING INTO A LIGHT TUBE MENAGERIE!
Persephone: Probably not the first time Harper has taken a pounding like that. Pure and wholesome my ass. But Drunky is rolling out of the ring and grabs a whole armload of light tubes and brings them back to the ring. Whoever said less is more is full of crap. More is definitely better with weapons or Rex McAllister.
James Peters: Can we turn on the air condition because Persephone is looking a little flushed? But Harper is looking to be in big trouble as Kirk brings Harper back to her feet, BUT HERE COMES HOLLY ARROW WITH A LIGHT TUBE TO THE GUT AND THAT FORCES KIRK TO LET GO OF HARPER!
Persephone: COME ON, STUPID! Don’t let the Mini Mini Duo build any momentum. If they do, how can I watch them die?
Rich Russillo: Somehow Kirk is on his feet before Holly delivers a low dropkick that takes Kirk down to his knees. Holly helps Harper back to her feet before they hit the ropes AND DELIVER A DOUBLE BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE THAT TAKES KIRK DOWN AND OUT OF THE RING!
Persephone: Don’t let them win again!! It’ll be like a shitty sequel that nobody wants to pay money to see. I want blood and violence!! I WANT IT NOW!!
James Peters: It’s obvious to see that you don’t support the #POTARASweep movement. But the challengers are outside the ring AS HOLLY AND HARPER GO OUT ONTO THE APRON AND HIT THE ROPES BEFORE THEY EACH TAKE DOWN ONE CHALLENGER WITH STEREO TRIANGLE MOONSAULTS!
Rich Russillo: The champions are in firm control of this title match as they bring both of the OBA’s back to their feet AND WHIP THEM TO OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE RING AND THEY BOTH CRASH AGAINST RING STEPS!
James Peters: Now the Champions grab more light tubes and go back to Kirk and Solomon AND SWING THEIR LIGHT TUBES RIGHT AT THEIR HEADS, BUT AT THE VERY LAST SECOND BOTH MEN DUCK OUT OF THE WAY AND THE LIGHT TUBES SHATTER ON IMPACT WITH THE RING STEPS!
Rich Russillo: That could have been very dangerous right there, but OBA had enough awareness to get out of the way. Harper and Holly go back to double teaming Kirk just putting the boots to him.
Persephone: He’d probably try to get out of the way, but he sees duplicates of those two blonde bimbos so he doesn’t know which ones to avoid. He needs to lay off the drinks. Booze and wrestling don’t mix unless it’s me, Rexy, and a bottle of champagne after we say I do.
James Peters: He isn’t the only one who needs to lay off the booze, but be that as it may, both Holly and Harper have a facelock on Kirk AND MANAGE TO TAKE HIM DOWN WITH A DOUBLE SUPLEX! MORE DAMAGE BEING DONE TO KIRK’S BACK!
Persephone: I am going to let that crack go because I am feeling kind and the fact that blood is coming is starting to put me in a halfway decent mood. So don’t you two dumbfucks ruin it for me. That goes for the match too. Don’t you end this match before I see some blood! YOU HEAR ME! I WANT BLOOD!
Harper Lee: (off-mic) SHUT UP! NOBODY LIKES YOU!!
Rich Russillo: Well they certainly told you, Persephone. The champions had enough time to tell you like it is. Now POTARA has more light tubes in their possession as they go back to Kirk. They drag Kirk back over to the ring steps before putting Kirk’s neck over a light tube on the steps.
Persephone: SCREW THE MATCH RIGHT NOW! WHERE THE HELL DOES SUPER SKANK HARPER LEE GET OFF TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT? SHORT GIRL WITH A SHORT TEMPER! I HOPE YOU LOSE THOSE TITLES! THAT’S WHAT YOU DESERVE AFTER TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT… BITCH!
James Peters: Persephone, you are going to have a heart attack before the match even gets to the good part. You need to calm down and drink more of your water bottle filled with Vodka and help call the match.
Rich Russillo: Kirk is in trouble right now as the Champions look to double team Kirk again as Harper grabs another light tube to cause more damage to Kirk–
James Peters: SOLOMON STANE IS BACK TO HIS FEET AS HE GRABS HARPER FROM BEHIND AND GETS HER ONTO HIS SHOULDERS BEFORE DROPPING HARPER ON THE FLOOR WITH A SAMOAN DROP!
Rich Russillo: NOT ONLY THAT, HE GOT A LIGHT TUBE BEHIND HER AND IT BROKE ON THE BACK OF HER NECK! Now here comes Holly Arrow running in to try and help her partner-
Persephone: AND BATBITCH GETS A BIG BOOT INTO HER FACE! HAHAHAHA! Where’s the Dynamic Duo now? Come on, Demon boy. Send her soul to another dimension and don’t you screw this up!
James Peters: Solomon Stane is the only man standing at the moment as he places a whole bunch of light tubes next to each other on the floor as he brings Harper back to her feet and HOISTS HER IN THE AIR WITH THE MILITARY PRESS!!
Persephone: LOOK EVERYONE! SUPER SKANK CAN FLY! AND SHE FEELS TALL FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HER LIFE!! MIRACLES DO HAPPEN! Good for her! At least after the match regardless of who wins, she accomplished something.
Rich Russillo: No prisoners today, huh, Persephone? But Harper Lee has got to be at least ten feet in the air with the Military Press as he walks Harper over to that pile of light tubes. Harper is in a huge mess of trouble because there’s only one way for Harper Lee to go!
Persephone: DOWN! SHE CAN ONLY GO DOWN AS DEMON BOY SOLOMON JUST DROPS HARPER AND SHE JUST CRASHES AND BURNS ON THOSE LIGHT TUBES! NO CUSHION! NO BLOCKING! HER ENTIRE BODY TOOK THE IMPACT AND I LOVE IT! Did it knock her out? Is she dead? I hope so as Solomon goes for the cover.
ONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE—
James Peters: HOLLY ARROW BREAKS UP THE COUNT! Solomon was about half a second away from winning the Tag Team Titles from the OBA. Remember that there are no rules. Falls can count anywhere in this match. Look at Holly just pounding on Solomon’s back.
Rich Russillo: I think all that is doing is getting Solomon even more annoyed as he gets back to his feet AND HOLLY IS ON HIS BACK TRYING TO CHOKE HIM OUT! BUT HERE COMES KIRK REDWOOD WITH A LIGHT TUBE TO THE BACK AND HOLLY SLOWLY FALLS OFF HIS BACK!
James Peters: Kirk rolls Holly back into the ring and Solomon quickly follows. Kirk is now sitting on the top turnbuckle and he has a light tube in his hand as he yells to Solomon to bring Holly over to him.
Rich Russillo: Solomon tosses Holly into the corner where a waiting Kirk sits. Kirk has the light tube around her neck. KIRK PULL BACK AND HE IS CHOKING HOLLY WITH THE LIGHT TUBE IN THE CORNER! HOLLY’S FEET ARE KICKING AND DANGLING IN THE CORNER TRYING TO GET FREE!
Persephone: CHOKE HER OUT, DRUNKY! CHOKE THE BITCH OUT AND STICK IT TO THIS TEAM! Why the hell do they call themselves POTATO in the first place? That a stupid team name if you ask me.
James Peters: Their team name is POTARA!!
Persephone: POTARA! POTATO! It doesn’t really matter to me, especially when her eyes are starting to bug out of her head. Make her pass out and end this match. COME ON, STORE BRAND AMPHETAMINES!
Rich Russillo: Off Brand Amphetamines!
Persephone: IT DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER! STOP TRYING TO CORRECT ME, ASSHOLES! I KNOW WHAT I SAID! NOW ALL I WANNA HEAR IS BATBITCH SAY “I QUIT’!
James Peters: You know that isn’t going to happen. Right now Holly is still trying to get free but she is slowing. She might be ready to pass out—
(BOOM!)
Rich Russillo: SOLOMON STANE WITH A LIGHT TUBE TO HOLLY’S FACE! KIRK GRABS THE LIGHT TUBE HE WAS USING TO CHOKE HOLLY WITH AND LETS HOLLY FALL TO THE MAT BEFORE CRACKING HER IN THE TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS LIGHT TUBE!
James Peters: Now Solomon grabs Holly’s ankle and drags her to the middle of the ring and rolls her over before hooking the leg.
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEE–
Rich Russillo: HOLLY ARROW GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO!! THAT WAS VERY CLOSE! Now that Solomon is off of Holly, we can see that Holly Arrow is bleeding from her forehead. We have our first victim of this match.
Persephone: Blood? Did I hear blood? GET AWAY FROM THAT DAMN MONITOR AND LET ME SEE! YES! WE HAVE BLOOD! FINALLY! NOW THIS MATCH FINALLY HAS MY ATTENTION! NOW I WANT MORE!
James Peters: Good gawd! Are you like this on dates? Damn, you sound needy. But Holly is certainly feeling it after that assault from OBA! Kirk and Solomon are bringing Holly back to her feet to continue their assault.
Persephone: ASSHOLE! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME NEEDY! If this match didn’t have blood, I would kick your ass right now. But if I am lucky, Batbitch will bleed some more. Come on, people. Let’s see more of the crimson good stuff… WAIT A SECOND!!
Rich Russillo: HARPER LEE COMES OFF THE TOP ROPE AND TAKES KIRK DOWN WITH A BULLDOG FROM THE TOP ROPE! HARPER HAD A LIGHT TUBE AND USED IT TO TAKE KIRK DOWN! KIRK’S FACE HITS THE MAT, BUT THE FORCE OF THE MOVE BREAKS THE LIGHT TUBE ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK!
Persephone: Did it make him look any better? Yeah… probably not, but this could have been beneficial for him. Ehh. Guess you can’t always get what you want.
James Peters: Kirk isn’t ugly, Persephone. But he is in some trouble right now as Harper gets on the second rope once again as Kirk slowly gets back to his feet. Kirk turns around AND HARPER FLIES OFF THE SECOND ROPE AND SMASHES THOSE LIGHT TUBES IN KIRK’S FACE!
Rich Russillo: Not just his face, HIS EYES! THE LIGHT TUBES SHATTERED IN HIS EYES AND HE COULD BE BLINDED! NOW KIRK IS TRYING TO GET THE GLASS OUT OF HIS EYES WHILE ALSO SWINGING WILDLY!
James Peters: Here comes Solomon Stane AND HARPER THROWS ANOTHER LIGHT TUBE LIKE A JAVELIN! FULL SPEED AHEAD AND IT HITS SOLOMON IN THE HEAD LIKE A SPEAR!
Rich Russillo: The light tube just breaks in half as Solomon holds his forehead as Harper grabs both halves of the light tube. Two jagged ends as she kicks Solomon in the knee and brings him down to a knee BEFORE SHE JABS SOLOMON RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREHEAD WITH THE BROKEN LIGHT TUBE!
Persephone: BAHAHAHA! THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER! THE TALL DEMON THING LOOKS LIKE AN AWKWARD UNICORN! OH MY GAWD! I CAN’T BREATHE! I CAN’T BREATHE!
James Peters: Solomon Stane is trying his damndest to get that broken light tube out of his forehead, but WHAT DOES HARPER THINK SHE’S DOING? SHE PULLS SOLOMON TO HER… BY THE FRONT OF THE TIGHTS?
Persephone: What a sick bitch! Now is not the time to be giving handjobs, you slut. It’s only ok if I do it to Rex McAllister.
Rich Russillo: That is disturbing, my love. But back to the match. Harper has the light tube in one hand and Solomon’s tights in the other BEFORE SHE SENDS THE BROKEN LIGHT TUBE JAGGED END FIRST RIGHT DOWN HIS PANTS!
Persephone: BAHAHAHAHA! THE UNICORN HAS A BROKEN HORN NOW! I hope his wife didn’t want children because it ain’t gonna happen right now. :mjlol:! WAIT! LOOK! THE UNICORN IS BLEEDING FROM HIS FOREHEAD! OH YES! MORE BLOOD! PERSEPHONE DEMANDS IT NOW!!
James Peters: Alright then. Right now, Harper shoves the light tube down his pants BEFORE KICKING THE LIGHT TUBE AND BREAKING IT INSIDE HIS TIGHTS! AND ALSO GOT A LOW BLOW AS WELL AND SOLOMON GOES DOWN!
Rich Russillo: Now Holly has made it back to her feet and now POTARA turns their attention to Kirk, who manages to find the corner to get the sight back in his eyes. Holly and Harper grab more light tubes and stalk Kirk in the corner.
James Peters: I still don’t think Kirk can see because if he could, he would be fighting back right now, but Harper and Holly rear back AND JUST START CRACKING THE LIGHT TUBES RIGHT ACROSS KIRK’S HEAD!
Rich Russillo: NOT JUST ONE! IT’S JUST ONE AFTER ANOTHER AND WE CAN SEE THAT KIRK HAS THE INFAMOUS CRIMSON MASK! KIRK REDWOOD IS BLEEDING AND BLEEDING HEAVILY!
Persephone: Ohhh the sight of blood and violence is only second to sex with my Rex McAllister. A very distant second, but still second. Come on, you two skanks! MORE BLOOD RIGHT NOW!!
James Peters: Persephone lost in her fantasies again as Harper helps muscle Kirk onto Holly’s shoulders BEFORE HOLLY SPIKES KIRK DOWN WITH A BURNING HAMMER! “SECTUMSEMPRA” CONNECTS AND NOW HARPER GRABS MORE LIGHT TUBES AND CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE ONCE MORE!
Persephone: NOW THE SUPER SKANK FLIES AND LANDS ON TOP OF THE DRUNK WITH A SENTON! The light tubes break but Harper took some damage from that as well. HAHAHAHAHAHA! STUPID BITCH!
Rich Russillo: Call it stupid. Call it whatever you want, but that is called the “Accel Dance” AND POTARA GOT ALL OF IT! HARPER HOLDS HER BACK AS HOLLY SCRAMBLES INTO THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEE!
Persephone: NOOOOOOOOOO! THIS MATCH COULD HAVE BEEN OVER BUT THE DEMON THING RUINED EVERYTHING! WHY DO THESE MATCHES HAVE TO CONTINUE? THIS IS SUCH TORTURE!!
James Peters: That just means more blood for you to see, but be that as it may, Solomon Stane even in all the pain he is in, leaps at the last possible second to save Kirk and the match for OBA!
Rich Russillo: Solomon was able to strike Holly in the back to stop the pin, but it’s Holly who brings Solomon back to his feet. Holly tries to whip Solomon, but Solomon reverses sending Holly in for the ride. Holly comes back AS HARPER COMES FROM BEHIND TO HOLD SOLOMON IN PLACE!
James Peters: BUT SOLOMON IS STILL TOO STRONG AND HE GETS OUT OF THE WAY! HARPER AND HOLLY END UP CRASHING INTO EACH OTHER! MISCUE BY THE CHAMPIONS! Harper turns around AND SOLOMON CRACKS A LIGHT TUBE ACROSS HER HEAD!
Rich Russillo: NOW WE SEE THAT HARPER LEE HAS BEEN BUSTED OPEN BY THAT SHOT! ALL FOUR COMPETITORS IN THIS MATCH ARE OFFICIALLY BLEEDING AND PERSEPHONE IS BOUNCING IN EXCITEMENT IN HER SEAT!
Persephone: YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT I AM! I don’t like Batbitch, but I hate SuperSkank Harper. Always great to see that bitch bleed or get cut down to size. Not that there’s much size left to cut. She’s very short.
James Peters: WILL YOU STOP!? Right now, Harper is dazed for the moment and BEFORE KIRK REDWOOD COMES FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AND JUST CLOBBERS HARPER WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE!
Persephone: Oh great! Here comes BatBitch to save her superhero pal, BUT SHE IS MET WITH A BIG BOOT TO HER BATBITCH FACE AND KIRK COMES FROM BEHIND WITH A SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX! THE BACK OF HOLLY’S HEAD BREAKS ANOTHER LIGHT TUBE! YES! MORE BLOOD COMING!
Rich Russillo: Nice combo by the challengers as Holly rolls out of the ring and now they focus on Harper Lee. Kirk attacks first AND PULLS HARPER INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND HE APPLIES THE COLLINS LOCK! FIGURE FOUR SHARPSHOOTER BY KIRK REDWOOD!
Persephone: NOW THE DEMON THING GRABS A LIGHT TUBE AND PUTS IT ALONG HIS ELBOW BEFORE HE JUMPS UP AND HITS HARPER WITH THE LIGHT TUBE AND AN ELBOW DROP!! HAHAHAHA! BREAK HER SCRAWNY NECK!
James Peters: THAT’S THE MISERY’S END ELBOW DROP! THAT COMBO IS CALLED “THE DUNCAN PRINCIPLE” AND THEY GOT ALL OF IT! HARPER LOOKS TO BE OUT AS KIRK ROLLS HER OVER FOR THE COVER!!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHHRRRREEEEEEE!
Rich Russillo: HOLLY ARROW COMES OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A FROG SPLASH! SHE LANDED ON TOP OF KIRK TO BREAK UP THE PIN! WHAT A MATCH THIS HAS BEEN BETWEEN THESE TWO TEAMS!
James Peters: These four competitors have literally put each other through hell. Right now, Solomon is right there throwing those forearms in Holly’s face AND HOLLY IS COMING BACK WITH FOREARMS AND PALM STRIKES OF HIS OWN!
Rich Russillo: Holly is doing whatever she can to stagger the bigger Solomon Stane, but SOLOMON COMES BACK AND PICKS HOLLY UP AND DRIVES HER DOWN ONTO MORE LIGHT TUBES WITH A POWERFUL SPINEBUSTER!
Persephone: Does anybody else notice how beautiful the ring looks all covered in blood and glass and carnage? Can we make that the permanent surface of the Voltage ring mat? That would be amazing to see. Or Rex McAllister’s face. That would make commentary so much more satisfying for me.
James Peters: You have serious issues, don’t you? This match isn’t a Christmas present to you! You know that, right?
Persephone: I don’t see why it couldn’t be with all the heart filled devotion I have given towards Voltage… and all the blood and guts I got to watch. Ohhhhh yes!
Rich Russillo: That’s not the point. Right now, Solomon is getting the advantage on Holly as she is brought back to her feet and HERE COMES KIRK REDWOOD! THEY PICK UP HOLLY AND SIT HER ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Persephone: COME ON! THAT IS SO BORING! KEEP KILLING EACH OTHER WITH THE LIGHT TUBES! WHERE’S THE FRESH BLOOD! NOW YOU ALL LOOK LIKE CRIMSON CRUSTY BITCHES!
James Peters: Will you give it a second, Persephone? This match is not over yet! Give it time and you will get your fresh blood. So will you calm your ass down and continue calling the match?
Rich Russillo: Kirk and Solomon look to double team Holly, BUT HERE COMES HARPER WITH A LIGHT TUBE AS SHE JUMPS ON KIRK’S BACK AND HOLDS A LIGHT TUBE ACROSS HIS NECK! HARPER IS TRYING TO CHOKE KIRK OUT!
James Peters: WAIT! SHE JUST BROKE THE LIGHT TUBE ACROSS KIRK’S NECK AND SHE IS HOLDING ANOTHER JAGGED END! NOT AGAIN! IS HARPER GONNA JAB THAT LIGHT TUBE DOWN KIRK’S PANTS?
Rich Russillo: NO SHE ISN’T! SHE IS DRAGGING THE JAGGED END ACROSS KIRK’S THROAT! SHE IS SLITTING HIS THROAT AND THAT TAKES KIRK OUT OF COMMISSION AS SOLOMON STILL HAS TWO LIGHT TUBES IN HIS HANDS AS HE DOES A MODIFIED BELL CLAP WITH THE LIGHT TUBES AGAINST HOLLY’S SKULL!
Persephone: Fitting move for a dumbbell like Holly Arrow AND NOW WE HAVE FRESH BLOOD FLOWING FROM HOLLY’S HEAD! YES!! DOES THE BLOOD TASTE GOOD, BATBITCH? HOW DOES IT TASTE?
James Peters: You are so demented? What’s the matter, Persephone? Raven Roberts still at home with Rex or something?
Persephone: First, shut up and never mention her name again. Second, it’s an oversight that I am ignoring right now because of the blood and glass in the ring right now SO DO NOT RUIN IT FOR ME!
Rich Russillo: Solomon looks at a fresh pile of light tubes on the opposite side of the ring AND HE GRABS HOLLY BY THE THROAT AND WALKS HER OVER TO THE PILE OF TUBES! HOLLY IS IN THE AIR WITH NOWHERE TO GO BUT DOWN–
Persephone: AND THE DEMON DROPS BATBITCH INTO THE LIGHT TUBES WITH “TRIUMPH OF TRUTH”! SITOUT ONE HANDED CHOKESLAM PUTS THAT BITCH DOWN AND SHE ISN’T MOVING! HURRY UP AND FINISH THE MATCH, YOU IDIOT!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!
James Peters: AND HARPER LEE ONCE AGAIN BREAKS UP THE COVER RIGHT BEFORE THREE!! OHH THAT WAS SO CLOSE! OBA A SECOND AWAY FROM BECOMING TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS AGAIN IN THIS HARD FOUGHT MATCH!
Rich Russillo: Harper has now mounted Solomon AND SHE IS TRYING TO SLICE SOLOMON’S THROAT NOW! SHE IS TRYING TO INJURE SOLOMON TOO—
James Peters: BUT IT DOESN’T WORK AS SOLOMON GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AND SNAPS HARPER OVER AND INTO THE PILE OF BROKEN LIGHT TUBES! HE MADE SURE TO THROW HER INTO THE SHARPEST PARTS!
Rich Russillo: All these competitors are just covered in the blood that they all have shed as Solomon gets Harper back to her feet before sitting her on the top turnbuckle. SOLOMON WITH A BIG BOOT THAT KNOCKS HARPER RIGHT OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND TO THE FLOOR!
Persephone: We aren’t that lucky. Mini Lee grabbed onto the ropes at the last second and managed to land on the apron. Aren’t we just lucky that she is such a smart competitor?
James Peters: Yes we are. All of these competitors have given their all in this match and it is not over yet, BUT HERE COMES KIRK REDWOOD WITH A PALM STRIKE TO THE THROAT THAT KNOCKS HARPER OFF THE APRON AND TO THE FLOOR!
Persephone: Here we go! Another counter from another member of this glorious match. Where’s the death! I expect DEATH in this match, so let’s get with the program and cause major agony!
Rich Russillo: Calm down, my love, and they will give you all the gore you want.
Persephone: SHUT THE HELL UP, SICKO! Look at the drunk picking up a light tube and just throwing it at Harper hitting her right in the face! I’m surprised that he managed to hit the target with all the booze he drinks. BUT THAT WAS FUNNY! DO THAT AGAIN!!
James Peters: Even after being hit in the face, Harper is getting back to her feet AS SOLOMON DIVES THROUGH THE ROPES AND HITS HARPER WITH “STAR SNIPER” SUICIDE DIVE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT AND THAT TAKES BOTH DOWN FOR THE MOMENT!
Rich Russillo: Right now that leaves Holly and Solomon in the ring for the time being AS HOLLY OUT OF NOWHERE HITS A NECKBREAKER ON SOLOMON STANE! HOLLY IS NOW JUST THROWING STRAIGHT LEFTS AND RIGHTS INTO SOLOMON’S FACE!
Persephone: Now that dumb bimbo is trying to bring Solomon back to his feet. Yeah, like that’s really gonna work. She’s Batbitch. Not some Super Woman with super strength. Delusional bitch.
Rich Russillo: Solomon is back up AND SOLOMON STANE WITH A HEADBUTT THAT DAZES HOLLY ARROW! SOLOMON WITH A FACELOCK AND HE BRINGS HOLLY RIGHT UP IN THE AIR!!
Persephone: STOP STALLING, STUPID, AND JUST FINISH HER OFF! GAWD! NOW HE FINALLY LISTENS AND BRINGS BATBITCH DOWN–
James Peters: ODIN’S EYE BY SOLOMON STANE! GOURDBUSTER GTS CATCHES HOLLY RIGHT IN THE FACE AND SHE IS OUT COLD! SOLOMON PULLS HOLLY TOWARDS THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER! NEW CHAMPIONS HERE!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWWOOOO!
THHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEE!
Rich Russillo: AND HARPER LEE IS BACK AND BREAKS UP THE COUNT AGAIN! NOW HERE COMES KIRK AT FULL SPEED AS HARPER PULLS DOWN THE TOP ROPE AND KIRK GOES TUMBLING OUT OF THE RING BUT HE LANDS ON HIS FEET! HARPER ON THE APRON AS SHE LEAPS AND TAKES DOWN KIRK WITH THE CROSSBODY!
Persephone: Finally we have two of these stupid idiots out of the equation right now. Maybe this will finally end the match and we are left with BatBitch and the Demon thing left in the ring.
James Peters: Solomon gets back to his feet and brings up Holly as well. Solomon picks up Holly AND HAS HER UP IN THE CANADIAN BACKBREAKER POSITION! SOLOMON LIKES TO USE THE “SANITY’S SAKE” FACEBUSTER IN THIS POSITION!
Persephone: Who cares if he LIKES to use that move? How about he actually uses the damn move so he can win the titles? Why are people so STUPID? Makes me wanna just scream!
Rich Russillo: As Persephone starts to throw a temper tantrum, HOLLY FLIPS BACK AND COUNTERS WITH A JAWBREAKER! SOLOMON STAGGERED AS HE IS WHIPPED TO THE TURNBUCKLE!
James Peters: HOLLY WITH A KICK TO THE NECK AS SHE GRABS A LIGHTTUBE AND SITS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! SHE ALSO HAS HOLD OF SOLOMON STANE!
Persephone: For the love of all that is Rexy, can this match just freaking end?!? I am so sick of all this crap!
James Peters: HOLLY STILL HAS HOLD OF SOLOMON AS SHE SHOVES THE LIGHT TUBE IN SOLOMON’S MOUTH! GOOD GRIEF DOWN HIS THROAT! ALL BEFORE SHE COMES OFF THE TOP ROPE TAKING SOLOMON DOWN WITH THE BULLDOG FROM THE TOP ROPE!!
Rich Russillo: OH MY GAWD! THAT LIGHTTUBE JUST BROKE INSIDE SOLOMON’S MOUTH ON IMPACT FROM THE BULLDOG AND HE COULD BE CHOKING ON THE GLASS! HE IS BLEEDING FROM HIS MOUTH AND HOLDING HIS THROAT!
James Peters: SOLOMON IS ON HIS KNEES IN PAIN BUT THAT DOESN’T STOP HOLLY FROM USING SOLOMON STANE AS A STEPPING STONE AND HITTING HIM WITH “PISTOL KISS”! STEP UP AXE KICK CAUGHT SOLOMON RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD AS HOLLY ROLLS HIM OVER FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!
Rich Russillo: HOLD ON A SECOND! KIRK REDWOOD JUST SLID BACK INTO THE RING TO BREAK UP THE PIN!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!
James Peters: BUT HERE COMES HARPER LEE WITH THE SLINGBLADE THAT INTERCEPTS KIRK AND TAKES HIM DOWN!
THHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
( ‘Tot Musica‘ starts playing again as Holly SLOWLY rolls off of Solomon as Bella Braxton starts to announce the final decision of the match.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen! The winners of this match…
Bella Braxton: AND STILL THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! HOLLY ARROW! HARPER LEE! POTARA!!
(Harper is helping Holly back to her feet as the medical team rushes to the ring to check on Solomon Stane.)
James Peters: What a match!! Two amazing teams in EAW gave it their all in this match all for those Tag Team Championships.
Persephone: Is this match finally over? It is? OH THANK GAWD!!
(Holly is back to her feet as the referee hands POTARA their Tag Team Titles before raising their arms in victory before going back to help check on Solomon. POTARA raises their titles one more time in the ring before leaving the ring and heading back up the entrance ramp.)
Rich Russillo: Yes the match is over, but I could have watched this match go on even longer. This was a violent match, but a very great match between two determined teams.
James Peters: You can’t doubt the power of the #POTARASweep movement. Ever since winning the Tag Titles, Holly and Harper have almost been unstoppable. Is there a team in EAW that can even possibly dethrone POTARA as champs.
Persephone: How about a “You must be this tall to ride this ride” match? Then we definitely see new champions after that match.
Rich Russillo: Oh come on, Persephone. This was a great match. You got all the blood and violence that makes your heart skip a beat.
Persephone: Now the match is over and I think they all suck now.
Rich Russillo: But you have got to give Solomon and Kirk credit. They gave as good as they got and they were dangerously close to winning the titles on a few occasions. But it just wasn’t enough to get them the win tonight. Maybe we will see OBA fighting for the Tag Titles again in the future.
James Peters: Whether you like them or you hate them, you can’t deny their success as a team. Off Brand Amphetamines fought hard, but it is POTARA who survive the Lighttube Deathmatch and leave Bloodsport as the Unified Tag Team Champions. Congratulations once again to Harper and Holly for another successful title defense.
(The final shot shows Harper and Holly holding their titles in the air at the top of the entrance ramp as Kirk has rolled back in the ring to check on Solomon as the medical team is still working on him as the camera fades elsewhere.)
(The camera cuts backstage where Sofia Clarke is standing in front of Bloodsport banner with a microphone in hand.)
Sofia Clarke: Ladies and gentlemen, Bloodsport is already off to an amazing start tonight. Like our opening contest. What a hard hitting Cage of Death match. Four competitors left it on the line, but at the end of the day, it was Drake King that left the match still the EAW World Champion.
(Sofia stops for a brief second to hear the crowd reaction about Drake retaining his title.)
Sofia Clarke: But what happened after the match was a complete shocker. Cy Henderson comes out to ringside and declares that he will be the next challenger for Drake King and the EAW World Championship.
(The crowd started cheering again at the thought of the Cy vs. Drake match.)
Sofia Clarke: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome at this time the man who will be facing Drake King for the EAW World Championship. He is EAW Hall of Famer. The one and only CY HENDERSON!
(Cy appears next to Sofia and the crowd is loudly cheering for the Hall of Famer. Cy has a content look on his face as Sofia starts talking.)
Sofia Clarke: Thank you for your time, Cy. My first question is why did you choose to come out tonight to make your announcement that you are Drake King’s next challenger. He didn’t look too happy after hearing that announcement.
Cy Henderson: As I see it, then was as good a time as any because it wouldn’t have mattered when I sprung the news to Drake, he would have had the same reaction regardless. Now he just has a little more time to accept the fact that he’s facing me next.
Sofia Clarke: Now we know that you are technically considered a free agent, Cy. So my next question is out of all the World Champions in EAW, why did you choose to challenge Drake King?
Cy Henderson: Well that answer is quite simple. I chose to challenge Drake King because—
(Before Cy could answer the question, he quickly gets cut off by somebody screaming.)
??????: HOLD IT! HOLD IT! WAIT A SECOND!
(Seconds later, Drake King appears still bloody from his match earlier on and tightly holding onto the EAW World Championship like it was his best… and only… friend.)
Drake King: Now wait just a second there, Cy. I know you were about to answer a very important question, but I am just a little confused. There is something that just doesn’t sit right with me. OH WAIT! I know! I don’t understand who in the world you think you are to just come up and approach me… approach GOD, on His own appreciation day, and demand a title match.
(Cy rolls his eyes at the thought of this delusional nutcase talking the way he is, but he decides to answer the question anyway.)
Cy Henderson: First off, I am Cy Henderson. EAW Hall of Famer. Nice to meet you. No need to introduce yourself. I know who you are, crazy man.
(Cy couldn’t help the smirk on his face as he watches Drake King slowly lose more of his temper by the second.)
Cy Henderson: Second off, God? Really? Come on, I don’t know who in the hell you have fooled with the “I’m God” crap. It’s obvious that you have fooled yourself with the deity facade, but I’m not one of them. You’re no good in my eyes, Drake.
(Now it’s obvious to see that Drake is beyond offended with what Cy Henderson just said to him and he is about to make sure that Cy… and the world… know it too.)
Drake King: Who in the world do you think you are, oldhead? You know I really… REALLY don’t appreciate the fact that you are acting some sort of non-believer towards something like my being God.
(Drake makes a disgusted face.)
Drake King: I mean you are an old, washed up, has been, pathetic joke of a Hall of Famer with nothing going for him, so maybe you should believe in your God.
Cy Henderson: I don’t know who in the hell you think you’re talking to, but I—
(Cy is cut off once again and this time Drake holds a finger in Cy’s face to silence him and Cy looks to be about five seconds away from ripping that finger off.)
Drake King: Hush up, relic. Don’t you know that God is speaking and God isn’t done yet. So know your place and wait until I am done. Then you can have your turn to talk.
(Drake takes a moment to close his eyes and compose himself.)
Drake King: You know something, Cy? It’s just sad how you think you can waltz onto my brand. GOD’S BRAND and go right to the front of the line to demand a title match. I mean look at you, Cy. You’re so old, fat, and stupid that no brand in Elite Answers Wrestling was willing to take the gamble and even consider drafting you.
(Cy looks to be annoyed, but he is keeping his composure because he knows that he will get his hands on Drake in the future.)
Drake King: So what exactly do they do to appease you? They want you to feel good about yourself after being away for so long that management covers up the fact that none of the brands wanted you by calling you a Free Agent. This whole “Free Agent” fiasco is just a bunch of nonsense to make the lower life forms feel like they have a purpose in this company because they aren’t good enough to be on the same level as God.
(We can hear in the background that the crowd is booing that remark. There are plenty of good Elitists who are Free Agents.)
Sofia Clarke: Wait a second! Isn’t one of the free agents–
Drake King: Not now, Sloan. God is still talking and it is very rude to interrupt God when he is saying something very important.
Sofia Clarke: It’s Sofia.
Drake King: Doesn’t matter right now. God is still talking to this relic that might actually be older than Methuselah himself. But then again, I am an all giving and benevolent God, so I have no issue in defending the title against you. But if you ask me, defending the EAW World Championship against you is just setting you up for failure. Being the God that I am, at the end of our match, I will make sure you become a believer of God. Think about it. I just survived a Cage of Death match against three other competitors. What chance does an old loser like you ha–
(Cy snatches the microphone away from Drake, much to the delight of the crowd. We can see that Cy has had enough of Drake’s talking.)
Cy Henderson: ALRIGHT THAT’S ENOUGH! I have put up with all of your high and mighty God bullshit for long enough. Now you are going to shut the hell up and listen to what I have to say.
(Drake gets another offended look on his face wondering how in the world someone like Cy could talk to God like that as Cy continues talking.)
Cy Henderson: Listen closely, Pretender. I have more than earned the right to go anywhere I damn well please. I EARNED the right to go from brand to brand and pick what I want to involve myself in and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it.
Cy Henderson: What do I want to involve myself in now? It’s obvious. I want…
(Cy reaches out and touches the EAW World Championship before Drake quickly turns away that Cy can’t touch HIS title again. That just makes Drake even more offended and annoyed.)
Cy Henderson: I want the EAW World Championship.
Cy Henderson: You see I want to win the EAW World Championship so I can continue my own legacy… and I want to make sure that it comes at YOUR EXPENSE, Drake.
Cy Henderson: Your time is running out, Drake. “GoD” better come to terms with the fact that his days as EAW World Champion are numbered.
(Cy has a big smirk on his face as he looks at Drake and the EAW World Championship belt before walking away. Drake is looking in the same direction that Cy walked away towards and he is completely beside himself. He has an almost psychotic look in his eyes as he is also trying to reign in a scream as he storms off in the other direction leaving Sofia Clarke by herself.)
Sofia Clarke: This is going to be a very interesting match. Drake King defending the title against Cy Henderson. But that match will be in the future. For right now, this is Sofia Clarke backstage at Bloodsport. Let’s send it back to the ring for the start of our next match.
(The final shot is Sofia Clarke smiling as the camera cuts back to ringside for the next match on Bloodsport.)
(The camera cuts to Bella Braxton in the ring.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Bella Braxton: And it is a “Fans Bring the Weapons Match”!!!!!
Crowd: https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/498/696/c09.png
( ‘Hikarunara’ by Goose House hits! Mei Sasaki makes her way out to the ring as she takes note of all the weapons that have been placed all around ringside. She is shown looking at several of them including more simple items such as a steel chair and some things that come as more of a surprise. Mei doesn’t look too bothered by any of the weapons though, as she is ready for this match and her opportunity to defeat the 24/7 Contract Holder.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first from Albuquerque, New Mexico weighing in at 125 pounds she is “The Dark Kitsune” MEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SASAKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
Rich Russillo: Our fans definitely seem excited for this match. They are ready to get involved!
James Peters: They sure are. These fans have been bringing all kinds of shit into the arena. Security has already had to confiscate all sorts of things that would probably be a bit too deadly for this match.
Persephone: Our fans are insane and should be locked up.
(“El Gavilan” by Luis R Conriquez, Peso Pluma, y Tony Aguirre hits, and this receives more of s negative reaction. Roberto De La Rosa makes his way to the ring accompanied by La Familia. However he stops at the top of the stage and motions for them to go backstage. Once they head to the back, Roberto turns towards Mei Sasaki, clearly focused on nothing but taking her down and living up to what he said he would do. Before long, Roberto begins heading down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Bella Braxton: And her opponent from Hidalgo, Mexico weighing in at 225 pounds he is “El Padrastro” ROBERRRRRRRRRRTO DE LA ROOOOOOOOOSAAAA!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: I am surprised to see it but it looks like Roberto De La Rosa intends to go it alone here tonight!!
James Peters: This beef between him and Mei Sasaki has gotten very personal. It looks like he fully intends to handle her all by himself!
Rich Russillo: He might regret not using everything he has at his disposal! But like you said it is personal.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: We are underway and while the fans might be bringing the weapons it is up to Roberto De La Rosa and Mei Sasaki to bring you all the action! Let’s goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
James Peters: LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Persephone: Let’s not go.
Rich Russillo: Roberto De La Rosa immediately slides out of the ring as a fan hands him a long piece of wood. Roberto is going to beat the hell out of Mei Sasaki with that wooden plank! But Mei rolls out of the ring and a fan hands her a long plank of wood as well! She slides back into the ring with it to meet Roberto! They both swing the wood at each other at the same time!
(*SMACK*)
James Peters: The wooden planks smack against each other as they parry the attack from their opponent! They are swordfighting in the ring to start this match and who will gain the advantage? They continue swinging parrying the attacks and eventually both of them drop the wooden boards at the same time! Roberto immediately with a Running Knee to the gut of Mei catching her off guard and causing her to keel over! Roberto going on the offensive now on Mei pummeling her out of the ring! I am not sure it is much safer out there! The entire ringside area is littered with various pieces of objects, weapons, and just general trash that our fans have brought with the intention of these competitors to use to beat the hell out of each other here tonight!
Rich Russillo: Roberto De La Rosa attacking Mei Sasaki on the outside of the ring now… but Mei grabs something and hurls it towards the head of Roberto!
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Rich Russillo: Mei Sasaki just bashed that monitor right over the head of Roberto De La Rosa! Roberto is stunned as the glass shatters over his face and he pulls his hands to his face trying to prevent any glass from getting into his eyes! Mei approaching Roberto now but he throws something at her as well!
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James Peters: Oh nah that old school computer just smashed right into the skull of Mei Sasaki and she is down and out! That thing looked pretty heavy. Roberto going old school here tonight against Mei and it paid off as our fans are clearly using this match as an opportunity to recycle all their old basement junk from the 80s.
Persephone: If I knew that was what this match was going to be about I would’ve done some house cleaning. I wonder if Raven will be used as a weapon in this match as I suspect Rex will be throwing her out with the rest of the trash any day now!
Rich Russillo: Roberto De La Rosa goes to pick Mei Sasaki back up and tosses her back in the ring! No! Mei retaliates with a series of hard back chops across the chest staggering Roberto across the ringside area. Roberto falls back up against the apron and Mei continues to light him up with chops to the chest! But now Roberto retaliating with chops of his own! And a straight right hand to the face! Roberto reaches down and tosses a steel chair towards Mei before sliding back into the ring. But Mei caught the chair! Mei slides into the ring with the chair and swings it at Roberto with speed!-
James Peters: But Roberto De La Rosa ducks beneath! Roberto off the ropes running back and he dropkicks the chair right out of the hands of Mei Sasaki! The chair goes flying out of the ring as now Roberto is punching Mei back up against the ropes. The violence is continuing as Roberto reaches down and grabs a can of soup and bashes it across the head of Mei. I’m very glad our fans decided to bring their food here to be destroyed in this match rather than donate it to a local homeless shelter. You can definitely tell where their priorities lie.
Rich Russillo: There are no greater priorities than Voltage James! :blessed: Mei staggers back up against the roppes… Roberto charges in with a Running Clothesline! Roberto sends Mei flipping over the top rope to the outside with himself falling over the top ropes alongside her! Mei goes collapsing to the ground but Roberto may have sacrificed himself in order to do it! Mei and Roberto slowly back up as Mei trips Roberto sending him face first into the steel ring steps! Roberto grabs a steel trash can on the floor and throws it towards Mei! But Mei dodges it and it nearly goes into the audience hitting a fan! Let’s try to avoid lawsuits tonight guys!
James Peters: Mei Sasaki runs towards Roberto De La Rosa with a Flying Crossbody! She sends herself and him hurling into the audience as they continue the fight amidst our fans! Now the fans no longer need to bring the weapons! The fans can bring the weapons to the match itself! Mei launches herself on top of Roberto and begins punching him as they begin brawling through the crowd with security trying to usher them away from the action! This rivalry is so heated they don’t even give a damn about the match they only care about beating the living hell out of each other!
Persephone: Is this a Falls Count Anywhere match? I don’t get why the referee isn’t counting them out. They are literally heading backstage… that doesn’t bode well for the runtime of this match. I might have to walk out halfway through like I did with Endgame and The Batman.
Rich Russillo: The fight is continuing now in the backstage area! Producers are seen running for cover as Mei Sasaki and Roberto De La Rosa come flying through the curtains and into the hallway of the arena!
(Man: What the… I’m an accountant, I didn’t sign up for this!)
Rich Russillo: Everyone better get out of the way because these two are out of control! Roberto De La Rosa shoving a file cabinet towards Mei Sasaki as she leaps on top of it and lunges towards him! But Roberto catches her in midair and slams her back first on the cold hard hallway concrete floor! Roberto catches a breather for a second before going for a cover!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-
James Peters: Kickout by Mei Sasaki! Roberto De La Rosa now taking a quick breather as Mei begins to get back up! Roberto flings open a wall cabinet and pulls out a fire extinguisher! A fan didn’t bring that I’m not sure you are allowed to use that!
Rich Russillo: It’s alright James. I’m sure the fire department who makes sure this arena is up to code are big fans of EAW. Roberto bashes the fire extinguisher off the head of Mei!
(*CLANK*)
Rich Russillo: No! Mei Sasaki moved out of the way just in time and it hit the wall! Mei now pushing her way back through the curtains trying to get out of this dangerous backstage environment. She makes her way back through the off limits area back into the crowd before Roberto bursts out of the curtains with a spear! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!!!
James Peters: Roberto De La Rosa goring Mei Sasaki right through the curtains back into the ringside area and her head just bashed off against the unprotected floor! Roberto going for another pin!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Referee: TTHHHHRRRE-
James Peters: But suddenly there is smoke everywhere!
Persephone: What the…
James Peters: Mei Sasaki has the fire extinguisher that bounced off the wall! Conveniently it landed near where she was pinned and she is spraying it into the face of Roberto De La Rosa! Roberto falls back up against the barricade and he is reeling. Mei chucks the empty extinguisher at her blinded opponent catching him in the chest! Mei then grabs Roberto and pulls him up onto the barricade! Mei with a Jumping DDT off the barricade to the floor! Mei gets all of it as Roberto is planted head first into the padded ringside area which is probably an improvement to if she had hit it on the other side! Mei jumps down and goes for the cover!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-
Rich Russillo: Roberto De La Rosa kicks out! I thought he would have been knocked out for sure or gotten a concussion from that! But it looks like the match will carry on! Mei now shoving Roberto back up into the ring as it looks like we are back where we started. This match has just been a hardcore brawl so far I suppose we shouldn’t be expecting much chain wrestling here at Bloodsport. That’s not what we about.
James Peters: Mei Sasaki looking to show Roberto De La Rosa what we are about as she shoves a section of barbed wire fence out of the corner and grabs Roberto by the hair. Mei rams Roberto face first into the top of the turnbuckle! Nice of Mei to give him a softer landing than if she had rammed him into the barbed wire instead. But Mei whips Roberto across the ring with force right into the barbed wire on the other side of the ring instead! But Roberto stops himself before he hits the barbed wire fence but is unable to stop the momentum as he instead redirects himself towards the ropes and tosses himself up and over! Roberto goes tumbling to the outside of the ring crashing into a bin of silverware that goes tumbling all over the floor. I sure hope there are no knives in there.
Persephone: Did someone say knives? :mjlit:
Rich Russillo: I am pretty sure that we told the fans not to bring guns or stabby things right?
James Peters: We did?
Rich Russillo: :lupe: !!!
James Peters: Roberto De La Rosa crawling across the floor on the outside as Mei Sasaki throws a steel trash can towards him from inside the ring! But Roberto manages to roll out of the way! Roberto dodging projectiles as he tries to survive this unhinged assault from Mei! Roberto grabs the trash can that Mei threw at him! But Mei slides through the bottom rope with a Baseball Slide kicking it right into Roberto!-
Rich Russillo: No! Roberto De La Rosa moves out of the way!! Roberto dodges as Mei Sasaki slides out in front of him! Roberto bashes the trash can over her head causing her to collapse! Roberto then picks Mei up and power slams her right into the trash can, completely crushing it under her weight!
James Peters: Roberto De La Rosa with the survival instinct to turn things around here tonight as Mei Sasaki is back up slowly. Roberto shoves her hard into the steel ring steps causing them to tumble over as she sprawls out on the floor in pain. Both competitors down on the outside as Roberto slowly recovers realizing that he can’t afford to take a breather here and shoves Mei back into the ring.
Persephone: Come on at least go for a pin…
(Fan: Hey! This ring is absolutely filthy with this mess everywhere… and it smells. How about you clean it up???)
Roberto De La Rosa: (off-mic) :wtf:
James Peters: It appears one of our ringside fans is addressing Roberto De La Rosa…
(Roberto De La Rosa turns towards the fan who is demanding that he clean up the ringside area. The fan is being very belligerent and disrespectful as they shove a mop into his hands.)
Roberto De La Rosa: (off-mic) Chupa mis huevos cabrón!
(Roberto De La Rosa turns around but the fan throws the mop at him. Security is shown escorting the enraged fan out as Roberto taunts him!)
James Peters: Wait look out! Mei is leaping from inside the ring! Mei Sasaki comes flying out of the ring with a Tope Con Hilo!-
Rich Russillo: But Roberto De La Rosa swings the mop and catches her right in the neck as she comes flying out towards him!
(*CRACK*)
James Peters: The mop handle cracks in half across the neck of Mei Sasaki who has wooden splinters sticking out of her bleeding throat! This is hard to look at! Roberto tosses Mei back into the ring and begins to beat her with the broken mop as Mei is lying in a bloody heap in the middle of the ring! Roberto pounding away at Mei as even the referee looks uncomfortable by this… but Mei is getting back up! How does she do it? Mei gets back up only to eat more punches to the face from Roberto sending her into the corner. Roberto begins to choke Mei out on the middle rope but she manages to step through them onto the apron. But Roberto with a Swinging Neckbreaker from inside the ring dropping Mei across the ropes and guillotining her before she falls to the outside of the ring once more.
Rich Russillo: But Mei Sasaki is still getting back up on the outside! She climbs back up onto the apron as Roberto De La Rosa grabs her by the hair and flips her over the top rope back into the ring. Roberto grabs a steel chair in the ring and rams it into the gut of Mei but she doesn’t even fall over from the impact! Mei makes her way to the apron once again with Roberto following her and driving the chair into her gut once again. Mei staggering on the apron before Roberto grabs her by the head and repeatedly bashes her head into the steel turnbuckle pole. Roberto now looking to drive Mei off the apro-
James Peters: But Mei Sasaki suddenly with a back kick to the balls of Roberto De La Rosa! Roberto keels over and falls off the apron from the impact of the low blow! Mei runs off the apron and flips over Roberto as he gets back up and connects with a Sunset Flip Powerbomb off the apron driving him neck first into the ringside floor! Roberto is deceased as Mei slides into the cover!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-
Persephone: THRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: No! The kickout from Roberto De La Rosa! I thought Mei Sasaki had it there as well Persephone! Both competitors somehow getting back up as Mei charges in at Roberto who sidesteps her and throws her into the barricade. Roberto now retreating to safety in the ring as he searches for another weapon to use. Roberto rolls out of the ring and he is rifling through all that silverware! It looks like he has found something!
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James Peters: Oh nah what the hell is that??? That does not look safe at all.
Rich Russillo: Roberto De La Rosa charges in and stabs Mei Sasaki in the chest! :lupe: !!!!
James Peters: No! Mei Sasaki dodges it and ducks under Roberto De La Rosa before tossing him backwards with a Back Toss onto the steel ramp! Roberto yells out in pain as he drops his weapon!
Persephone: I wanted to see the stabbing. :mjcry: !
Rich Russillo: Mei Sasaki not allowing there to be any such stabbing here tonight as she grabs a wooden stool at ringside and chucks it at Roberto De La Rosa on the ramp! A direct hit! Mei then runs up the ramp and hits a Flying Elbow Drop! A fan hands her a can of beer and she bashes it across the head of Roberto! The beer goes flying splashing into the camera as Mei is now rallying the crowd behind her as she continues to go in on Roberto. The crowd divided between these two hardcore competitors as Roberto slowly gets back up and begins exchanging right hands with Mei and they battle up the ramp to the stage! Mei hooks Roberto in… SPIKE PILEDRIVER ON THE TOP OF THE STAGE!!! MEI WITH THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Kickout by Roberto De La Rosa! Roberto now crawling across the stage but Mei grabs him and picks him up. An elderly woman from the audience is shown handing her purse to Roberto who suddenly swings it around and it cracks into the head of Mei Sasaki! What the..
(Roberto De La Rosa opens up the purse to find a brick inside. The old woman is shown smiling at the unconscious and bloody corpse of Mei Sasaki lying motionless on the stage.)
James Peters: Damn our fans are straight insane for real. Roberto De La Rosa now returning the purse to the kindly old lady before falling to the cover on Mei!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Mei Sasaki kicks out! I thought she was out cold! How do you kick out after being hit with a brick in the head? Roberto then grabs Mei and takes her over to the side of the stage and tosses her off-
James Peters: No! Mei Sasaki stops it just in time and begins throwing hard right hands to the gut of Roberto De La Rosa. Mei then rams Roberto hard back first into the LED screens on the stage causing them to malfunction and flicker.
Persephone: How do they malfunction just from getting bumped into? What kind of cheap hardware are we buying around here?
Rich Russillo: Let’s not insult our great production staff now… Mei grabs a trash can from behind the curtain and drags it out to the stage before dumping it on Roberto De La Rosa. I’m not sure that is a weapon brought by the fans either but we will allow it. Mei slams the trash bin down over Roberto!
James Peters: Mei Sasaki now climbing on top of Roberto De La Rosa and pounding his face in repeatedly with her fists. A fan reaches out to her and hands her a snow shovel! I suppose they do get a lot of snow here in Denmark but I am not sure about this time of year. Either way it isn’t going to be used for snow. It is going to be used to bash Roberto’s brains in which is exactly what Mei is doing here and now!
Rich Russillo: Mei Sasaki slams the back of the metal shovel down hard across the shoulders of Roberto De La Rosa who screams out and rolls across the stage! Roberto turns over and looks up just as Mei drives the sharp edge of the shovel down across his throat! Bah gawd almighty she decapitated him!
James Peters: No! Roberto De La Rosa stopped the shovel just in time and he kicks Mei Sasaki hard in the legs causing her to stagger backwards! Roberto back up as Mei charges in with the shovel at full swing to his head! But Roberto with a spinning heel kick and deflects the shovel right into the face of Mei! Mei staggers backwards nearly falling off the stage as she drops the shovel!
Persephone: I feel like this match would be greatly improved if there was a decapitation. Can we do a guillotine match next year at Bloodsport?
Rich Russillo: Somehow I don’t think Disney will allow that. We are lucky they are allowing what we are already seeing here tonight.
James Peters: Roberto De La Rosa suddenly walks backstage through the curtain. I guess he is giving up on the match.
Rich Russillo: I’m not so sure about that James. Mei Sasaki makes her way back through the curtai-
James Peters: Roberto De La Rosa smashes Mei Sasaki across the skull with a laptop! Roberto must have taken that from the production crew sitting right behind the curtain and is now bashing Mei over the head with it! Take their headsets too Roberto. I’m tired of being yelled at by my boss through my headset all night. :mjcry: !!!
Rich Russillo: Roberto De La Rosa beating on Mei Sasaki after having laid the trap for her. That laptop is completely destroyed and the owner is not going to be happy. Meanwhile we have fans offering up their phones to Roberto who takes them and bashes them into the face of Mei as well! These fans giving up everything they have to see Roberto get his revenge in on Mei!
Roberto De La Rosa: (off-mic) No deberías haberme enfurecido puta!
Persephone: Roberto De La Rosa displaying great sportsmanship here tonight. Now hit her again!!!
Rich Russillo: Roberto De La Rosa grabs Mei Sasaki by the hair and whips her backwards with force slamming her head into the stage floor! Roberto grabs Mei by the head and is slamming the back of her head into the stage! That looks real painful for real. Mei has snapped as she takes notice of what a fan is doing. A fan is handing an object towards her!
James Peters: A FAN IS HANDING A PORTABLE TABLE TO MEI SASAKI AND SHE IS UNFOLDING IT! Mei setting the table up at the top of the stage and this could spell bad things in the immediate future for Roberto De La Rosa! Mei grabs Roberto and she’s pulling him up on top of the table! She climbs up there with him! The table somehow supporting both of their weight! Mei grabs Roberto and she’s going to drive him straight on through the table. MEI WITH THE KITSUNE CRUSHER THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!
Persephone: AOPJSOPFJSAFPOJSAPOFJSAPOFSAPFSJAPFOA-
Rich Russillo: No! Roberto De La Rosa counters it! ROBERTO WITH THE CALLING CARD THROUGH THE TABLE!!! ROBERTO PILEDRIVES MEI THROUGH THE TABLE AND SHE LANDS HEAD FIRST ON THE STAGE!!!
James Peters: Bah gawd he killed her! Mei is dead! But Roberto De La Rosa hurt himself too performing that maneuver and both of them are laid out! Roberto crawling to the cover but can he make it in time???
Rich Russillo: Roberto De La Rosa gets an arm over the chest of Mei Sasaki as the referee lunges in dramatically to make the count!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: THHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Referee: …
Referee: . . .
Referee: . . .
James Peters: I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! SOMEHOW MEI SASAKI KICKS OUT!!!
Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Persephone: What? The match is still not over? This is an outrage.
Rich Russillo: Mei Sasaki cannot even. She grabs Roberto De La Rosa and picks him up from the wreckage of that table and tosses him down the ramp. Roberto rolls down the map barely moving as Mei walks behind him kicking him repeatedly. It is taking entirely too long so Mei grabs the snow shovel from earlier and begins using it to shovel Roberto down the ramp to the ringside area.
James Peters: Roberto De La Rosa in a bad way here as Mei Sasaki is just toying with him and now she throws him back into the ring. A fan in the audience hands her something.
( Fan: (off-mic) Teach that thug a lesson! )
Rich Russillo: Mei Sasaki now reluctantly taking the device from the fan as she looks at it in confusion.
James Peters: Is that a police baton???
Rich Russillo: Mei Sasaki smiling now as she enters the ring with that police baton! She is going to beat the living hell out of Roberto! Roberto back up… Mei swings… and nails him right in the gut! Roberto crumples over onto his knees in the middle of the ring! Mei with another hard shot across the back as Roberto keels over! Mei flips him over and goes for the cover!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
James Peters: Roberto De La Rosa gets the shoulder up! Mei Sasaki wondering what she has to do now. She rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair. She’s going to bash Roberto’s brains in until he can no longer move!
Persephone: Works for me.
Rich Russillo: Mei Sasaki in the ring as she slams the chair down across the fallen Roberto!-
James Peters: No! Roberto moved out of the way and Mei hit the floor with the chair! Roberto back up to his feet staggering a bit from the punishment he has taken so far. Mei swings the chair at his head! But Roberto ducks it! Mei swings around wildly… SPINNING HEEL KICK FROM ROBERTO! ROBERTO KICKS THE CHAIR RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF MEI! MEI IS DOWN AND ROBERTO FALLS INTO THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Rich Russillo: Mei Sasaki gets the shoulder up!!! Roberto rolls out of the ring as a fan suddenly slides a large slab of wood across the barricade and props it up as a bridge to the apron! How the hell… Did they carry that all the way into the arena?
James Peters: I am sure they did Rich. Unless you think that they harvested the wood in the arena here itself. Roberto looking confused as he definitely intends to use that to put the hurt on Mei. But Mei is getting up now and Roberto slides back into the ring to cut her off.
Persephone: Can’t they just leave the ring and go away?
Rich Russillo: Roberto De La Rosa exchanging punches with Mei Sasaki who is battling back up to her feet. Roberto on the apron as he attempts to Suplex Mei over the top rope onto that wooden board! But Mei is sandbagging and won’t allow Roberto to lift her! Mei throwing hard shots to the gut of Roberto before hitting a Spinning Heel Kick! Mei runs off the ropes!!!
James Peters: Running Dropkick from Mei Sasaki! Roberto De La Rosa goes flying off the apron! Roberto trying not to land on that wooden board-
Rich Russillo: But he can’t completely dodge it! Roberto bashes his head off the side of the board before falling to the ground unconscious from the cranial impact!!! Roberto has been busted wide open and blood is pouring down his face!!!
Crowd: :blessed: !!!!
James Peters: The crowd is hyped as both competitors are bloody here tonight at Bloodsport. That’s what we all about here. Voltage is all about that violence and we are going to be getting it all night long.
Persephone: Don’t say it like that…
Rich Russillo: Well this match may not go all night long at least as Roberto De La Rosa is motionless on the floor. Mei Sasaki climbing out of the ring as Roberto slowly pulls himself back up using the wooden board for leverage. But Mei comes flying in with a Running Spear! Roberto sent into the barricade as he leans over it. Mei climbing on top of that wooden board! She leaps off it and hits a Flying Guillotine Leg Drop to the back of Roberto’s head as he is on the barricade! Roberto collapses to the ground as Mei slides into the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Roberto De La Rosa kicks out yet again! At this point Mei Sasaki has to be wondering just what the hell it is going to take. This match keeps going on and on and they are bleeding profusely. One of them is just going to straight up pass out before the pinfall happens. Possibly even both of them. It would be a shame if the match ended in a draw.
Persephone: As long as it does end.
Rich Russillo: Mei Sasaki shoves Roberto De La Rosa back into the ring before grabbing a kendo stick and bashing it into him repeatedly in the ring. Wait what the hell…
James Peters: A fan just hurled a basketball into the ring! Roberto De La Rosa getting back up as he grabs the ball. But Mei Sasaki didn’t see it! Mei readies herself with the kendo stick as Roberto slowly gets back up-
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Rich Russillo: Mei Sasaki hit right in the face with the basketball and she goes flying backwards from the impact! Roberto is ballin’ now and he has a chance to capitalize! Roberto up to the top rope now as he sets a steel chair on top of Mei! Roberto off the top!!! FLYING MOONSAULT CONNECTS ONTO MEI RIGHT INTO THE CHAIR!!! Roberto now holding his midsection in pain as he picks up Mei back up… NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!!! Roberto with the bridge as he makes the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Roberto De La Rosa isn’t even surprised that Mei Sasaki kicked out anymore! He’s just rolling with it! Roberto throws Mei shoulder first through the turnbuckle into the metal pole! He then drags her out onto the apron! Roberto is guiding Mei over to that wooden board! Roberto looking to drive Mei through the board with the Calling Card! He’s going to snap her neck in two if he does that!
Rich Russillo: Please Roberto! Show mercy!
Persephone: Please Roberto! End the match!!!
James Peters: ROBERTO DE LA ROSA WITH THE CALLING CARD-
Rich Russillo: No! Mei Sasaki reverses it! Mei with the Kitsune Crusher through the table instead!!!-
James Peters: No! Roberto De La Rosa counters it and flips off the board to the ground below! But Mei leaps off the board with a Flying Crossbody into a cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: The kickout by Roberto De La Rosa at two! Mei grabs Roberto and tosses him back up to the apron! She throws him over the top rope and into the ring! No! Roberto bounces off the top rope and falls backwards onto the wooden board! Mei now looking to go to the top rope! Oh lawd what does she have in mind???
James Peters: MEI SASAKI WITH A 450 SPLASH OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! MEI DRIVING RIGHT THROUGH ROBERTO AS THAT WOODEN BOARD CRACKS IN HALF AND BOTH OF THEM SLAM TO THE FLOOR!!! WOOD SPLINTERS HAVE SHATTERED EVERYWHERE HITTING BOTH THE WRESTLERS AND THE FANS IN THE FRONT ROW!!! IT’S ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE!
(Roberto De La Rosa and Mei Sasaki are both shown lying motionless in the shattered broken wood on the floor at ringside as the referee checks on them and calls for medical officials.)
Rich Russillo: We might have to call this match off. I’m not sure they can continue after all that.
(Persephone is shown standing up at the table and pumping her fist as she chants excitedly.)
James Peters: :francis:
Rich Russillo: Wait what the… Mei Sasaki is moving somehow! Mei is somehow moving as she crawls to the cover ignoring the officials who are trying to check on her! Mei to the cover!!!
James Peters: It’s over af.
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: …
Referee: . _ .
Referee: /\_/\
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James Peters: Roberto De La Rosa kicks out!!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
(Persephone is shown slinking back into her chair at the commentary table and folding her arms across her chest pouting.)
Rich Russillo: The match somehow continues!!!
James Peters: Mei Sasaki now slowly rolling Roberto De La Rosa back into the ring. She grabs a shard of broken wood as she slides into the ring with devious intentions-
Rich Russillo: Now this might be going a little too far…
Persephone: I suppose there was a good reason for the match to continue after all.
Rich Russillo: Mei Sasaki charges in with the wooden stake and drives it right into the heart of Roberto!!!-
James Peters: No! Roberto kicks the wooden shard back at Mei and it becomes lodged impaling her shoulder! Mei screams out in pain as she falls over and rips the shard out!
Rich Russillo: Blood now gushing out of her shoulder as Mei Sasaki is screaming in pain! That wound has to be covered in tiny pieces of wood! The medical officials are definitely going to have to take a look at that.
Rich Russillo: Roberto De La Rosa pulls Mei Sasaki in towards him… THE CALLING CARD CONNECTS ONTO A STEEL CHAIR IN THE RING!!! ROBERTO WITH THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… ROBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DE LA ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“El Gavilan” by Luis R Conriquez, Peso Pluma, y Tony Aguirre hits as the crowd erupts into cheers.)
James Peters: He did it! Roberto De La Rosa got payback here tonight for Mei Sasaki’s disrespect against him!
Rich Russillo: I have no idea how he survived as much as he did in this match. Or how much Mei survived for that matter. But now here comes La Familia down the ramp to celebrate with their leader!!!
(La Familia is shown helping Roberto up to his feet as he is helped out of the ring. Medical officials are shown looking at Mei Sasaki as well as she is not moving at all.)
Rich Russillo: Big win for the 24/7 Battle Royale winner who just keeps on racking up them Ws on Ws on Ws.
James Peters: Can he even be stopped???
(The camera cuts to a commercial for Jordan Peterson’s book tour featuring Serenity Valdez.)
(The camera fades to the next match graphic.)
(The camera cuts to Bella Braxton in the ring, which has been altered. For this Four Corners match, there are no turnbuckles, and in one corner, there’s explosives. In another, there’s a giant human sized cheese grater. In the other, there’s glass panes, and in the last one, there’s nail boards..)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A FOUR CORNERS OF PAIN MATCH! IN THIS CONTEST, BOTH COMPETITORS WILL BE TIED TOGETHER BY A CHAIN, AND A WINNER WILL ONLY BE DECLARED ONCE ONE COMPETITOR TOUCHES ALL FOUR CORNERS!
(‘I Wish A Bitch Would’ by Delilah Bon plays to a mixed reaction from fans, and after smoke fills the stage area, Cameron Ella Ava steps out of it, wearing a flashy black and gray attire ahead of her match tonight with Bethany Blue, which she appears to be laser focused on as she marches down to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first! Hailing out of Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 140 pounds…SHE IS THE SERPENT…CAMERON ELLA AVA!
James Peters: Look at that ring, it’s decked out with all sorts of things.
Rich Russillo: Dangerous things, which can be used to hurt the opponent. As if that’s not enough, these two will be tied together with a steel chain, which is a weapon within itself.
Persephone: Sounds like my kind of match. :mjlit:
James Peters: I’m sure it is. It’s also the kind of match stars of this caliber needed to hopefully end their rivalry.
(“Somebody Get Me A Doctor” by Van Halen plays as Dr. Bethany Blue comes out to a more negative reaction from fans, but still somewhat mixed, showing that fans are having a hard time deciding who they want to root for tonight. But Bethany walks down to the ring, not taking her eyes off Cameron, and sporting a heavily taped hand, which Cameron takes notice of.)
Bella Braxton: And her opponent! Residing out of Boca Raton, Florida, weighing in at 125 pounds… DOCTOR BETHANY BLUE!!
Rich Russillo: Tonight, Bethany and Cameron are going to leave it all in the ring, but speaking of Bethany, you have to think she’s a little limited with that hand injury.
James Peters: Of course, that hand is going to be a problem for Bethany, and possibly a target for Cameron.
Rich Russillo: You could see that Cameron took notice of the hand, wonder what cruel intentions she could have in mind down the line.
(Bethany and Cameron stare each other down from opposing corners as they’re each tied to the end of a steel chain, and the referee signals for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: The bell has rung, meaning: the time for talk is over, Cameron Ella Ava and Dr. Bethany Blue are about to go at it.
Rich Russillo: I have a feeling this isn’t going to be pretty.
Persephone: Really? What gave it away? The exposed turnbuckles? The glass? Oh, how about the giant human sized cheese grater? :cmon:
Rich Russillo: Alrighty then… allow me to correct myself. I KNOW this match isn’t going to be pretty, as both women meet in the center of the ring, butting heads, and exchanging trash talk with one another.
James Peters: It’s only a matter of time before- OOH! THERE IT IS! CAMERON ELLA AVA UNCORKS WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP! BETHANY BLUE RESPONDS WITH ONE OF HER OWN! EARLY ON, CAMERON SWITCHES GAMEPLAN, AND CATCHES BETHANY OFF GUARD WITH A FOREARM! BLUE BATTLES BACK WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP!
Rich Russillo: AVA DELIVERS A CHOP BACK TO BETHANY BLUE, AND BLUE DOES THE SAME TO HER OPPOSITION! THESE TWO ARE EXCHANGING BLOWS, THOSE CHOPS TO THE CHEST ECHOING THROUGHOUT THE ARENA! BETHANY! CAM! BETHANY! CAM! BETHANY WITH A FOREARM! CAM WITH A FOREARM! BETHANY! CAM! BETHANY! CAM! BETHANY! CAM!
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James Peters: WHOA! BOTH BETHANY AND CAM HAVE UPPED THE INTENSITY, ENGAGING IN AN ALMOST HOCKEY FIGHT NOW! WHICH CAMERON ELLA AVA APPEARS TO GET THE BETTER OFF, BACKING BETHANY AGAINST THE ROPES WITH RIGHT HANDS, AND BOUNCING HER OFF WITH AN IRISH WHIP!
Rich Russillo: NO! BLUE REVERSES THE IRISH WHIP, SENDING CAMERON TOWARDS THE ROPES INSTEAD, AND AVA REBOUNDS OFF INTO A CLOTHESLI- NO! CAMERON DUCKS UNDERNEATH, AND RUNS OFF THE ROPES FOR A SECOND TIME! BETHANY SPINS AROUND- AND GETS DROPPED WITH A CALF KICK! CALF KICK CATCHES BETHANY ON THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE!
Persephone: Why all the shouting? It’s JUST a calf kick. :russwtf:
Rich Russillo: Sorry.
James Peters: I’m not! Things are exciting early on, as these two women show no signs of stopping! Bethany looks to create some slight separation from Ava, crawling away, and pulling herself up in the corner, which is currently host to the human sized cheese grater. Cameron wastes no time in closing the distance between herself and Blue, then peppers her with right hands! Bethany tries to cover up, but Cameron delivers some shots to the body as well, targeting the ribcage of Blue.
Rich Russillo: Cameron lands a BIG forearm in the corner that appears to ring Bethany’s bell slightly, and stuns her long enough for an irish whip into the EXPLOSIVES!
James Peters: WHOA! THANK GOD, BETHANY HALTS HER MOMENTUM SHORT! Cameron marches over, BUT WANDERS INTO A BACK ELBOW BY BETHANY BLUE, STAGGERING AVA BACK A BIT! Cameron doubles over, favoring her mouth and nose area, and like a shark who smells blood, Bethany begins to close in- BUT CAMERON EXPLODES WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP!
Rich Russillo: Bethany is stunned momentarily, and Caneron runs off the ropes in front of her! AVA DIVES FOR A JUMPING CROSSBODY- BUT SHES CAUGHT! SHES CAUGHT BY BETHANY OUT OF MID AIR, AND BETHANY GETS TO SHOWCASE HER POWER GAME, LAUNCHING CAM FOR A FALLAWAY SLAM!
Persephone: Finally… Bethany Blue’s been getting dogwalked. At least TRY, and make this interesting.
James Peters: Well, I wouldn’t say she’s been getting dogwalked, but she has struggled to get in the driver seat a bit, unlike Cam, who was there briefly following that calf kick.
Rich Russillo: Speaking of, Cam’s writhing on the canvas in pain, favoring her back as a result of the fallaway slam, and with that, Bethany Blue is given a rare window of opportunity to think, think up what her next move is going to be.
James Peters: Well, I think she’s figured something out, and exits the ring! Bethany Blue storms the timekeepers area, and rips the ring bell away from them, but most importantly, has the hammer in hand too, the same hammer which she used on Cameron during the build to this match!
Rich Russillo: Blue slides the bell in first, keeping hold of that hammer as she slides in herself. BUT CAMERON ELLA AVA GRABS HOLD OF THE RING BELL, AND CHARGES TOWARD BETHANY BLUE, CRUEL INTENTIONS IN THE MIND- OOH! BETHANY BLUE DELIVERS A WELL-PLACED SHOT TO THE MIDSECTION WITH THAT HAMMER, DROPPING CAMERON TO BOTH KNEES!
James Peters: Bethany drops the hammer, and grabs hold of a kneeling Ava’s head from behind, STARTING TO DELIVER RIGHT HAND SHOTS BETWEEN THE EYES! The back of Cameron’s head bounces off the mat, as Bethany sends her down with a mat slam! Bethany starts eyeing that ring bell now, and places it down in the center of the ring. Bethany grabs a handful of Cameron’s hair as she begins to stir, and drags her towards the ring bell.
Rich Russillo: Cameron is on all fours, and her head hovers above that ring bell as BETHANY RUNS OFF THE ROPES, PRESUMABLY FOR THE CURB STO- SPEAR! THERE’S A SPEAR BY CAMERON, SPEARING BETHANY OUT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! BOTH COMPETITORS GO TUMBLING TO THE RINGSIDE AREA!
Persephone: Cameron is first to begin stirring… hooray.
James Peters: Cameron is the first back to her feet, but Bethany manages to rise to all fours, shaking the cobwebs out of her head. Ava notices this, and begins to think fast, sliding inside the ring, and back out underneath the bottom rope, finding herself on the opposite side to the ringpost as Bethany Blue, who has made it to a knee.
Rich Russillo: Well, remember that chain, which is wrapped around their wrists. Cameron is turning what can be a disadvantage to her advantage, using that chain to pull Bethany Blue FACE FIRST into the ringpost- WAIT NO! BETHANY STOPPED HERSELF BEFORE PULLING THE CHAIN, AND IT’S CAMERON THAT CRASHES INTO THE POST!!!!!
James Peters: BETHANY NOW GRABBING CAMERON BEFORE SENDING HER INTO THE BARRICADE, AND SHE FOLLOWS IT UP BY RUNNING INTO HER WITH AN UPPERCUT!!! BETHANY NOW, SENDING CAMERON ELLA AVA INTO THE STEEL STEPS WITH FULL FORCE!!!!
Rich Russillo: Cameron crashes into the steps, AND NOW BETHANY BEGINS TO REPEATEDLY SMASH CAMERON’S FACE INTO THE STEPS!!!! BETHANY WITH SHOT AFTER SHOT-
James Peters: BUT CAMERON LANDS AN ELBOW TO THE MIDSECTION, BEFORE PULLING BETHANY FACE FIRST ONTO THE STEPS!!!! What a counter by Cameron Ella Ava!
Rich Russillo: Cameron climbs up and over herself, proceeding to grab the back of Bethany’s head, and send her FACE FIRST into the inner barricade! Bethany Blue falls to all fours, and Cameron grabs hold of a security guard’s chair, using it to SMASH Bethany Blue across the back before tossing it to the side!
James Peters: Bethany gets brought back to her feet, and leaned against the inner barricade for a KNIFE EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST! Cameron follows that up by wrapping the chain around Bethany’s neck, and whipping her INTO THE GARBAGE CAN OUT THERE, KNOCKING IT OVER, ALMOST LETTING LOOSE ALL THAT TRASH INSIDE THERE!
Persephone: No surprise these fans have been loading up off things like hamburgers, and nachos. I mean… look at them.
Rich Russillo: Cameron picks the garbage can up in her hands, and dumps it all out onto a downed Bethany Blue, who just debuted that gear tonight, so I imagine isn’t happy about it already getting dirty to this degree!
James Peters: Bethany has bigger fish to fry, AS CAMERON SLAMS THAT GARBAGE CAN DOWN ONTO HER MIDSECTION, NO DOUBT TAKING THE WIND OUT OF BETHANY BLUE’S SAILS, AS SHE COUGHS UP, AND GASPS FOR AIR!
Rich Russillo: Cameron has Bethany right where she wants her, pulling Blue back to her feet, and directs Bethany to a corner of the barricade, sending her up and over once again! Bethany Blue is stirring, and Cameron climbs up on the barricade, perching herself there on top of it- OOH! BETHANY BLUE! BETHANY BLUE PUSHED CAMERON’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDERNEATH HER, CAUSING CAMERON TO DROP GUT FIRST ON TOP OF THE BARRICADE!
James Peters: CAMERON CONTINUES TO HANG ON THE BARRICADE GUT FIRST, AND BETHANY RUSHES INTO THE OFFENSIVE, GRABBING AVA IN A FRONT FACELOCK, AND CLUBBING HER REPEATEDLY ACROSS THE BACK! YOU CAN SEE MALICE IN THE EYES OF BETHANY BLUE, AS EACH OF THESE CLUBS CONNECT WITH RAPID FIRE!
Rich Russillo: SEE, THAT’S ALL IT TAKES FOR SOMEONE LIKE BETHANY BLUE OR CAMERON ELLA AVA TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SOMETHING OF SOMEONE! THAT SLIGHT SLIVER OF OPPORTUNITY! BETHANY PULLS CAMERON OFF THE BARRICADE IN THE FRONT FACELOCK, AND HOOKS HER UP FOR A SNAP SUPLEX ON THE OUTSIDE!
James Peters: That took some out of both competitors, as Bethany Blue favors her back a little as well. But she beats Cameron in the race back to her feet, and rolls her inside the ring. Cameron slowly gets to her feet, and BETHANY BLUE WHIPS HER ACROSS THE ABDOMEN WITH THAT CHAIN, DOUBLING HER OVER FOR THAT CHAIN TO BE BROUGHT DOWN ON HER BACK NOW!
Persephone: DAMMIT! CAMERON ELBOWS BETHANY IN THE GUT BEFORE SHE COULD BE WHIPPED ACROSS THE BACK WITH THAT STEEL CHAIN!
Rich Russillo: BETHANY GOES TO RUN OFF THE ROPES- BUT GETS WHIPPED ACROSS THE BACK WITH THAT CHAIN ONCE SHE TURNED AROUND! CAMERON COLLAPSES DOWN TO BOTH KNEES, BUT BETHANY PICKS HER BACK UP, AND BODY SLAMS CAMERON DOWN ONTO THE CHAIN TYING THEM TOGETHER!
James Peters: CAMERON SITS UP, WINCING IN PAIN! BETHANY BLUE BRINGS HER BACK TO HER FEET- BUT CAMERON STARTS TO FIGHT BACK WITH KNIFE EDGE CHOPS TO THE CHEST! BETHANY GETS IRISH WHIPPED OFF THE ROPES- NO! BETHANY COUNTERS, SENDING AVA TO THE ROPES INSTEAD!
Rich Russillo: BETHANY GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE, BUT CAMERON DUCKS UNDERNEATH, AND SLIPS BEHIND HER FOR A REAR WAISTLOCK! CAMERON TRIES FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX, BUT BEFORE SHE CAN FULLY GET BETHANY OFF THE GROUND, BLUE CAUGHT HER WITH A BACK ELBOW, FORCING AVA TO RELEASE THE GERMAN ATTEMPT!
James Peters: Bethany staggers away from Cameron slightly, and collects herself before walking into-
( **DING!** )
James Peters: AVA! AVA CAUGHT BETHANY IN THE SKULL WITH THAT RING BELL!
Rich Russillo: BETHANY BLUE CAN BARELY STAND, AND IS ON WOBBLY LEGS, STUMBLING AROUND BEFORE FINDING HERSELF BACK IN CAMERON’S GRASP FOR A SPIKE DDT ON THE RING BELL!
James Peters: BLOOD BEGINS TO POUR OUT THE FOREHEAD OF BETHANY BLUE, WHO IS GLOSSED OVER ON THE CANVAS, AS YOU WOULD EXPECT! NO WAY BETHANY KNOWS WHERES SHES AT RIGHT NOW, AND CAMERON LOOKS TO WRAP THINGS UP, TOUCHING HER FIRST CORNER IN THIS MATCHUP! THERE’S ONE!
Rich Russillo: CAMERON TOUCHES CORNER NUMBER TWO, AND GOES FOR CORNER NUMBER THREE! NOW, WEVE SEEN THE CHAIN BE USED TO THE COMPETITORS ADVANTAGE, BUT HERES WHERE IT BECOMES A DISADVANTAGE AS CAMERON IS UNABLE TO GET TO CORNER NUMBER THREE TO TOUCH IT!
James Peters: NOPE, NOT WHEN BETHANY BLUE IS TUGGING ON THE CHAIN WITH WHATEVER STRENGTH SHE HAS LEFT!
Persephone: I’m surprised she’s even able to remember she’s in a match right now. I thought Cameron scrambled her brains with that ring bell. Not that she has much, but I mean-
James Peters: Bethany has to be working off pure instinct right now! Either that, or we severely underestimate her resilience. Bethany rises to a knee, still pulling on that chain with all her might, keeping Cameron JUST out of reach of touching corner number three! REALIZING THIS, CAMERON CHARGES BETHANY, AND STRIKES HER DOWN WITH AVACADABRA! THE RUNNING SHINING WIZARD!
Rich Russillo: Cameron exits the ring, and digs underneath the apron, finding a TABLE! Which she sets up against barricade, keeping it leaned against there before turning around- OOH! OH MY GOD! BETHANY BLUE JUST CHUCKED ONE OF THOSE GLASS PANES TO THE OUTSIDE, AND IT BROKE OVER THE HEAD OF CAMERON ELLA AVA!
James Peters: CAMERON IS ON WOBBLY LEGS BEFORE DROPPING TO A KNEE, AND CHECKING FOR A BLOOD, WHICH SHE FINDS IS TRICKLING DOWN HER FOREHEAD NOW! BUT LOOK AT HER PLACEMENT, ALBEIT UNINTENTIONAL, CAMERON IS LEANED UP AGAINST THAT TABLE, AND BETHANY BLUE HAS EVIL INTENTIONS IN THE MIND, RUNNING OFF THE ROPES FOR A SUICIDE DIVE!
Rich Russillo: WONDER WOMAN PUNCH! BEFORE SHE COULD DIVE OUT THERE, CAMERON INTERCEPTED HER WITH A WONDER WOMAN PUNCH, THAT BIG FOREARM! CAMERON TAKES A MOMENT TO COLLECT HERSELF, STILL REELING FROM THAT GLASS SHATTERING OVER HER HEAD!
James Peters: BUT FINALLY, CAMERON MANAGES TO ENTER THE RING AS BETHANY BLUE IS ON ALL FOURS, AND CAMERON GRABS A BOARD OF NAILS FROM ONE CORNER, PLACING IT DOWN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! BETHANY GETS IRISH WHIPPED INTO THE ROPES, AND GETS A DROP TOE HOLD FACE FIRST INTO THE NAILS!
Rich Russillo: BETHANY WRITHES IN PAIN, AND I THINK THE NAILS CAUGHT HER IN THE FOREHEAD AS OPPOSED TO THE EYES, WHICH COULD EASILY BE POKED OUT BY THOSE THINGS!
James Peters: UH OH, AS IF IT WASNT ALREADY BAD FOR BETHANY BLUE, CAMERON HOOKS HER LEGS, AND SLINGSHOTS HER FACE FIRST INTO THE CHEESE GRATER! LASSO OF TRUTH CONNECTS! BETHANY GOES DOWN, AND CAMERON ELLA AVA SLOWLY GETS BACK TO HER FEET! CAM MAKES HER WAY OVER TO A CORNER, AND TRIES TO GRAB A GLASS PANE OUT OF IT!
Rich Russillo: BUT BETHANY TURNS HER AROUND, AND DELIVERS A FOREARM! CAM RESPONDS BACK WITH A FOREARM OF HER OWN! FOREARM BY BETHANY! HUGE PUNCH BY CAMERON! BUT BETHANY ANSWERS BACK WITH FOREARM AFTER FOREARM AFTER FOREARM, HITTING RAPID FIRE STYLE ON CAMERON, WHO IS STUNNED AS BETHANY RUNS OFF THE ROPES!
James Peters: BETHANY RUNS INTO A KNIFE EDGE CHOP, HALTING HER MOMENTUM, BUT SHRUGS IT OFF, GRITTING THROUGH THE PAIN AS SHE SPINS AROUND FOR A ROLLING ELBOW! BEFORE IT CAN LAND, CAMERON CATCHES HER WITH A STEP-UP ENZIGURI! CAMERON SCRAMBLES BACK TO HER FEET, AND A SUPERKICK TURNS BETHANY AROUND!
Rich Russillo: BETHANY IS OUT ON HER FEET, AND CAMERON REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES BEHIND HER- OOH! ROLLING ELBOW! BETHANY CATCHES HER WITH THE ROLLING ELBOW, AND BOTH COMPETITORS GO DOWN! MEANING: NEITHER IS ABLE TO CAPITALIZE AT THIS VERY MOMENT!
Persephone: CMON, ONE OF YOU, GET UP!
James Peters: BETHANY BLUE RISES TO HER FEET FIRST, BUT NOTICES THAT CAMERON IS STARTING TO STIR HERSELF! BETHANY REALIZES THAT MORE DAMAGE WILL NEED TO BE INFLICTED ON THE OPPOSITION, AND GRABS A GLASS PANE OUT OF THE CORNER, WHICH CAMERON ATTEMPTED TO DO, BUT WAS UNSUCCESSFUL IN THAT REGARD!
Rich Russillo: Bethany lays it down flat in the ring, and pulls Cameron back to her feet. BETHANY A SUPLEX THROUGH THE GLASS PANE!
Persephone: YES, CMON!
Rich Russillo: NO! CAMERON ELLA AVA BLOCKS IT, HAVING ENOUGH WHEREWITHAL TO HOLD HER WEIGHT DOWN! CAMERON BATTLES BACK WITH A FEW SHOTS TO THE RIBCAGE, AND GOES TO HOIST BETHANY UP FOR A SUPLEX! BUT BETHANY FLOATS OVER, LANDING BEHIND AVA, WHO SHE SPINS AROUND, AND LIFTS ONTO HER SHOULDERS FOR A RUNNING AIR RAID CRASH THROUGH THE GLASS!
James Peters: ONCE AGAIN, THE GLASS IS NOT CAMERON’S FRIEND AS SHE ROLLS IN AGONY ON THE CANVAS, PAIN COURSING THROUGH THE BODY!
(Bethany starts using her boot to stomp down on the broken glass shards, crushing them.)
Rich Russillo: Bethany Blue is now crushing down the broken glass shards, and this cannot spell out good news for Cameron Ella Ava!
James Peters: You almost have to admire the creativity being shown by Bethany Blue, really going the extra mile to inflict damage on her opponent, which I feel has really overtaken winning the match at times.
Rich Russillo: I mean, look at the heavily taped hand of Bethany Blue. It’s broken, and that’s thanks to Cameron, so I can’t blame her for wanting to enact that little extra revenge besides having her hand raised in victory tonight.
James Peters: Speaking of, you mention Bethany Blue’s broken hand, and it should be noted how she’s been very ginger with it throughout this match, using it very selectively for things like strikes, not wanting to do further damage. She’s lucky Cameron hasn’t made it a focus of her attacks just yet, but it’s only a matter of time, maybe The Serpent is just waiting for that perfect opportunity to strike.
Persephone: Only you two can help make this match boring with your commentary.
Rich Russillo: :wtf:
James Peters: :wow: Well, CONTINUING my commentary… Bethany pulls Cameron to her feet, and hoists her up for a FALLAWAY SLAM ON THE BROKEN PILE OF GLASS!
Rich Russillo; OUCH! WERE STARTING TO SEE BLOOD POUR OUT THE BACK OF CAMERON, WHO WRITHES IN PAIN ON THE CANVAS! WITH CAMERON DOWNED, BETHANY STARTS TOUCHING THE FOUR CORNERS! THERE’S ONE!
James Peters: TWO AFTER GETTING TO THE CHEESE GRATER, NOW THAT ALL REMAINS IS THE NAIL BOARDS, AND EXPLOSIVES! EXPLOSIVES IS THE ONLY CORNER TO HAVE NOT BEEN USED IN ANY MANNER! BOTH COMPETITORS HAVE SHOWN CAUTION TO THAT ONE CORNER THROUGHOUT THIS MATCH, AND I DONT BLAME EM FOR IT ONE BIT!
Rich Russillo: WELL, ALL THAT’S LEFT FOR BETHANY NOW IS THAT CORNER WITH EXPLOSIVES- BUT CAMERON PREVENTS HER FROM GETTING THERE, ROLLING OUT UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE, AND PULLING BETHANY BLUE TOWARDS HER!
James Peters: BETHANY BLUE STARTS TO PULL ON THE CHAIN AS WELL, AND CAMERON IS FORCED TO SLIDE IN THE RING! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE PULLING TOWARDS ONE ANOTHER, AND BETHANY FIRES THE FIRST SHOT WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION BEFORE SLAMMING THE BACK OF CAMERON’S HEAD AND NECK DOWN ON THE CHAIN WITH A FISHERMAN’S NECKBREAKER!
Rich Russillo: Cameron tries to crawl away from Bethany, and create some separation between the two, but given her state, Cameron isn’t exactly moving fast, so catching up isn’t hard for Bethany to do, and she once again uses that chain tying them together to her advantage, wrapping it around Cameron Ella Ava’s FACE in a camel clutch!
Dr. Bethany Blue: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/608723487502237723/1142428673237069874/image0.gif
James Peters: NOW, THIS IS SMART STRATEGY BY BETHANY BLUE, ESPECIALLY IF SHE CAN MAKE CAMERON ELLA AVA PASS OUT HERE, BECAUSE THAT WOULD LEAVE HER INCAPACITATED, PROBABLY LONG ENOUGH WHILE BETHANY GOES AROUND! THE RING, AND TOUCHES ALL FOUR CORNERS!
Rich Russillo: I DON’T IMAGINE IT’LL BE LONG BEFORE THERE IS NOBODY HOME UP THERE FOR CAMERON ELLA AVA! I’M AN OUTSIDER, BUT EVEN I CAN TELL YOU THAT MANEUVER LOOKS PAINFUL AS ALL HELL, SO IMAGINE WHAT CAMERON IS GOING THROUGH RIGHT NOW, AS BETHANY PULLS BACK WITH ALL HER MIGHT!
James Peters: BUT THERE IT IS! HERES WHERE THE INJURED HAND COMES INTO PLAY AS BETHANY HAD TO RELEASE THE HOLD BEFORE SHE COULD FULLY PUT CAMERON TO SLEEP! BETHANY FAVORS THAT HAND, WHICH MORE THAN LIKELY IS LACKING IN TERMS OF ITS GRIP STRENGTH! BETHANY HAS BEEN WORKING VERY GINGERLY WITH THAT HAND, BUT EVEN WITH THAT BEING THE CASE, DOESNT NEGATE THE FACT ITS BROKEN, AND THERE’LL BE LIMITATIONS FOR HER REGARDLESS!
Persephone: Cameron is starting to show signs of life, Bethany! DESTROY HER! 😈
Rich Russillo: Persephone’s right! Cameron is starting to stir a bit, as a result of not being put out all the way, and Bethany Blue looks to change that, ROLLING CAMERON ONTO HER SIDE FOR A REAR NAKED CHOKE!
James Peters: AH, REAR NAKED CHOKE! SMART BY THE DOCTOR TO EMPLOY THIS MANEUVER, AS IT’LL BE FAR EASIER TO KEEP APPLIED ON CAMERON, NOT REQUIRING AS MUCH STRENGTH IN THE OBVIOUSLY WEAKENED HAND! CAMERON STARTS TO FLAIL HER ARMS, APPEARING TO REACH FOR THE ROPES, BUT IM NOT SURE SHE UNDERSTANDS THAT THE ROPES ARE FUTILE AT THIS POINT! THE REFEREE CANT FORCE BETHANY TO RELEASE THE HOLD!
Persephone: No, you idiot. LOOK!
Rich Russillo: OH! CAMERON ISNT REACHING FOR THE ROPES, SHES REACHING FOR THAT NEARBY RING HAMMER, WHICH WAS LEFT LAYING AROUND! CAMERON IS TRYING TO GRAB IT, BUT SHES STRUGGLING, AS IT CONSTANTLY SLIPS OUT OF HER FINGERTIPS, HER GRASP BECOMING WEAKER AND WEAKER AS A RESULT OF THE REAR NAKED CHOKE!
James Peters: IF CAMERON DOESNT GET THAT HAMMER, OR FIND A WAY TO ESCAPE THIS HOLD, AND ESCAPE FAST, SHE MIGHT AS WELL SAY BYE BYE TO THIS MATCH! CMON, FINGERTIPS AWAY… SHE JUST HAS TO GET A FIRM GRASP THE HAMMER! …NO! ONCE AGAIN, IT SLIDES OUT OF HER FINGERTIPS, AND CAMERON IS STARTING TO FADE, HER FLAILING BEGINNING TO DIE DOWN!
Rich Russillo: THAT’S IT! THIS HAS GOTTA BE GAME OVER FOR CAM- NO! I SPOKE TOO SOON! CAMERON MANAGED TO GET HOLD OF THAT HAMMER, AND CRACKS BETHANY IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH IT, FORCING HER TO RELEASE THE HOLD! BETHANY ROLLS IN AGONY ON THE CANVAS! CAMERON DIDNT HIT WITH ENOUGH TO KNOCK OUT BETHANY, BUT CERTAINLY HIT WITH ENOUGH TO BREAK THE HOLD!
James Peters: AND YOU CAN TELL CAMERON WAS DESPERATE FOR THAT TOWARDS THE END, AS SHE WAS STARTING TO FADE, AND WOULD HAVE IF NOT FOR THAT HAMMER! Cameron tosses the hammer aside, and crawls over toward Bethany, grabbing a handful of hair, and pulling her up as she rises to a vertical base. OOH! BETHANY STARTS TO FIGHT BACK AS SHE GETS TO A KNEE WITH SHOTS TO THE MIDSECTION!
Rich Russillo: BETHANY GRABS CAMERON’S WRIST, AND IRISH WHIPS HER TOWARDS THE CHEESE GRATER! BUT CAMERON HALTS HER MOMENTUM COMPLETELY BEFORE CONTACT CAN BE MADE! BETHANY BLUE CHARGES IN AS A RESULT, AND CAMERON ELLA AVA SIDESTEPS WHATEVER SHE HAD PLANNED!
James Peters: BETHANY ALMOST COLLIDES WITH THE GIANT GRATER, BUT HALTS HER MOMENTUM SHORT BEFORE THAT CAN HAPPEN, AND FROM BEHIND, CAMERON PULLS BETHANY IN BY THE REAR BAND OF HER TRUNKS FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! BUT A STANDING SWITCH TAKES PLACE, AND BETHANY MANAGES TO PLANT CAMERON ONTO THE CRUSHED SHARDS OF GLASS!
Rich Russillo: MY GOD, CAMERON LANDED HIGH ON HER NECK AND SHOULDERS!
Persephone: Wow, they’re putting each other through hell!
Rich Russillo: Four corners of pain is living up to the name, as these two are in a lot of it right now. Although, something tells me that Cameron Ella Ava is about to go through worse, as Bethany Blue wraps that chain around her neck!
James Peters: With that chained wrapped around her neck, Bethany pulls Cameron back to her feet, and goes to whip her up and over the top rope! BUT CAMERON STANDS HER GROUND, PLANTING HERSELF INTO THE CANVAS, AND MAKING BETHANY’S JOB TEN TIMES HARDER AS A RESULT! THERE’S A KICK TO THE GUT BY CAMERON TO BETHANY, DOUBLING HER OVER, AND BREAKING BETHANY’S HOLD OVER HER!
Rich Russillo: Cameron removes the chain from around her neck, and wrings Bethany’s arm before placing her bad hand down on top of the crushed glass, AND SHE STOMPS ON IT! BETHANY’S HAND JUST GOT CRUSHED BETWEEN CAMERON’S FOOT AND THAT GLASS! BETHANY SCRAMBLES TO HER FEET, AND SCREAMS IN PAIN, FAVORING THAT HAND, WHICH NOW HAS TINY PIECES GLASS STICKING INTO IT!
Persephone: It’s almost as if coming into this match with a broken hand was a bad idea!
James Peters: Bethany Blue tries gritting through the pain, AND TAKING A WILD SWING AT CAMERON, BUT SHE SAW IT COMING, AND EASILY DUCKS UNDERNEATH! GERMAN SUPLEX BY CAMERON ELLA AVA FINALLY CONNECTS, BUT SHE ISN’T DONE, NOT BREAKING HER GRIP AS SHE PULLS BETHANY BACK TO HER FEET FOR A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX!
Rich Russillo: BUT STILL THE GRIP ISN’T BROKEN, AND BETHANY BLUE IS BROUGHT BACK TO HER FEET FOR A THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX! CAMERON’S GRIP REMAINS INTACT AS BETHANY BLUE PULLS HERSELF UP USING THE ROPES! CAMERON TRIES GOING FOR A FOURTH GERMAN SUPLEX, BUT BETHANY HAS A TIGHT HOLD ON THE TOP ROPE, AND MANAGES TO FLING CAMERON OFF!
James Peters: AVA ROLLS THROUGH TO HER FEET, AND BETHANY CHARGES IN- SPINEBUSTER! TWISTING SPINEBUSTER BY CAMERON ONTO THE BOARD OF NAILS INTRODUCED EARLIER! CAMERON STANDS OVER BETHANY, AND WRAPS THAT CHAIN AROUND HER NECK NOW, USING IT TO PULL BETHANY BACK TO HER FEET, AND BLUE GETS LAUNCHED OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Cameron Ella Ava: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/608723487502237723/1142490373600591882/image0.gif
Persephone: SHES LITERALLY HANGING BETHANY BLUE! :mjlol2: THIS IS GREAT!
Rich Russillo: REMEMBER WHEN BETHANY WAS USING THAT CHAIN TO HER ADVANTAGE EARLIER ON, AND AS A RESULT, HAD CAMERON LOCKED IN A CAMEL CLUTCH OF SORTS! IF YOU ASK ME, THIS IS AVA’S REVENGE! I THINK BETHANY BLUE TRIED THIS EARLIER TOO, BUT THAT DIDNT WORK OUT FOR HER! HOWEVER, ITS WORKING OUT FOR CAMERON AS SHE PULLS BACK ON THE CHAIN, PUTTING HER FOOT ON THE ROPE FOR EXTRA LEVERAGE!
James Peters: BETHANY IS TRYING TO SLIP HER FINGERS IN BETWEEN THE CHAIN, SO SHE CAN MANAGE TO GET IT FROM AROUND HER NECK! BUT THERE IS ZERO SPACE FOR HER FINGERS TO FIT INTO, AND ADD THAT ON TOP OF THE FACT SHES MOSTLY WORKING WITH ONE HAND!
Rich Russillo: YEAH, EVERYTIME BETHANY TRIES TO USE THAT INJURED HAND TO HELP OUT, SHE WINDS UP HAVING TO SHAKE IT OFF! AND IF BETHANY CANT GET FREE HERSELF FROM THAT CHAIN AROUND HER NECK, THEN SHE FINDS HERSELF IN A SIMILAR POSITION TO THAT OF CAMERON ELLA AVA FROM EARLIER ON, WITH HER OPPONENT TRYING TO INCAPACITATE HER!
James Peters: TOO MUCH OF THIS, AND BETHANY GOES OUT LIKE A LIGHT! YOU CAN SEE THE SIGNS STARTING TO SHOW, AS BETHANY’S EYES BEGIN TO FLICKER ON AND OFF, SHOWING THAT SHE IS FADING! GOD, BETHANY BLUE IS A BLOODY MESS RIGHT NOW, AND ILL TELL YOU, THIS IS A HORRIFIC SIGHT! I KNOW HE CANT, BUT I ALMOST WISH THE REFEREE COULD STEP IN, AND PUT A STOP TO THIS!
Persephone: WHY PUT A STOP TO THE FUN?!
James Peters: THIS is your idea of fun??? :comeagain:
Persephone: Absolutely!
James Peters: You are a sick individual.
Persephone: Hey, this is what Voltage is all about remember?
James Peters: Oh, I remember, but that doesn’t mean I take pleasure in seeing either competitor go through hell.
Rich Russillo: I think half the crowd is oddly enough, as they’ve cheered these competitors on throughout this graphic match! They’re even cheering Cameron Ella Ava on as we speak!
James Peters: Cameron is on the verge of putting Bethany out- oh, she lets go of the chain!
Persephone: Why would she do that?
James Peters: Honestly, I’m a little confused myself! Bethany was extremely close to being put out here, but upon being released, collapses to all fours, beginning to cough up, and gasp for air, showing that the situation was dire for her when being hanged over that top rope! Bethany uses the table for assistance in getting back to her feet, the same table which Cameron propped up against the barricade earlier. Speaking of, Cameron begins running off the ropes….
Rich Russillo: TOPE CON HILO! CAMERON LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A TOPE CON HILO, CRASHING DOWN ONTO BETHANY BLUE, AND BOTH COMPETITORS GO THROUGH THE TABLE! CAMERON BEGINS TO STIR, FAVORING HER BACK, BUT MEANWHILE, BETHANY IS DOWN AND OUT, LYING IN THAT RUBBLE!
James Peters: BETHANY BLUE GETS ROLLED BACK INSIDE THE RING BY CAMERON, WHO SLIDES IN HERSELF! Cameron lifts Bethany up to a kneel, and wraps that chain around her neck again, keeping her leashed like a dog as she goes to start touching all four corners!
Rich Russillo: There’s one!
James Peters: There’s two!
Rich Russillo: And there’s three for Cameron Ella Ava! Cam goes to touch the exploding corner, but she’s unable to reach as Bethany drops to a knee, and pulls on the chain. CAMERON IS STILL REACHING OUT, FINGERTIPS AWAY, BUT REALIZES THAT SHE NEEDS TO PACIFY BETHANY A LITTLE MORE, AND HITS HER WITH A FEW RIGHT HAND SHOTS TO THE TEMPLE! AGAIN, CAMERON TRIES TOUCHING THAT LAST CORNER, BUT BETHANY BLOCKS HER FROM DOING SO, CONTINUING TO PULL ON THAT CHAIN!
James Peters: CAMERON MARCHES BACK TO BETHANY, AND HAMMERS HER WITH MORE RIGHT HANDS BEFORE GOING OVER TO THAT PILE OF GLASS SHARDS! CAMERON PICKS UP MULTIPLE IN HER HAND, AND FORCES BETHANY’S MOUTH OPEN, BEGINNING TO POUR THE GLASS INTO HER MOUTH!
Persephone: That’s gonna be hard shitting out for those that did get down her throat!
Rich Russillo: Cameron backs away slightly, lining Bethany up for a SUPERKIC- NO! BETHANY BLUE CATCHES THE BOOT, AND RISES TO HER FEET BEFORE SPINNING CAMERON AROUND! WHOA! BETHANY BLUE JUST SPIT THOSE GLASS SHARDS THAT WERE IN HER MOUTH DIRECTLY IN CAMERON’S FACE, DISORIENTING HER MOMENTARILY, AND THERE IT IS! THERE’S THE TJD BY BETHANY BLUE!
James Peters: THE SUPERKICK SENDS CAMERON STAGGERING BACK INTO THE ROPES, AND SHE REBOUNDS OFF, CHARGING INTO BETHANY WITH A WONDER WOMAN PUNCH! THAT HUGE FOREARM SMASH SENDS BETHANY TUMBLING OUT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! Cameron collapses to a knee, and slowly exits through the middle rope as well, wincing in pain through every step she takes, showing the wear and tear these two have gone through thus far!
Rich Russillo: Bethany Blue can be seen crawling up the ramp, trying to get away from Cameron Ella Ava, trying to create a little space, so she can recover, and possibly shake the cobwebs out of her head.
James Peters: Finally, Cameron catches up to Bethany Blue, and grabs a handful of hair, dragging her towards the edge of the stage area. Cameron pulls Bethany back to her feet, and lifts her up in an ALABAMA SLAM! BUT BETHANY STARTS TO KICK HER LEGS, LOOKING TO FIGHT OUT OF THIS THING, AND SLIPS OFF THE SHOULDERS OF CAMERON ELLA AVA, LANDING ON HER FEET! CAMERON TURNS AROUND, BUT GETS LIFTED UP IN A FIREMANS CARRY!
Rich Russillo: BETHANY BRINGS CAMERON TO THE EDGE, AND GOES TO THROW HER OFF INTO THOSE TABLES AND ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT! BUT CAMERON BEGINS HAMMERING BETHANY WITH SHARP ELBOWS TO THE JAW, AND SLIPS OFF HER SHOULDERS BEHIND HER! HOOK KICK BY CAMERON!
James Peters: CAMERON WITH THE HOOK KICK, AND GOES TO CAP OFF SERPENTS KISS WITH A SPINNING BACKFIST! BUT BETHANY BLUE DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT, AND LANDS A KICK TO THE GUT! NOW, BETHANY GRABS HOLD OF CAMERON IN A FRONT FACELOCK, AND DELIVERS A STALLING SUPLEX OFF THE STAGE, AND THROUGH THE TABLES!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Persephone: THESE FANS CHANT HOLY SHIT FOR JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, BUT I MIGHT AGREE WITH THEM AT THIS POINT IN TIME!
Rich Russillo: SPARKS FLY AROUND CAMERON AND BETHANY, WHO LIE IN THAT RUBBLE, NEITHER COMPETITOR MOVING! BUT THEY’RE STILL BREATHING, WHICH TELLS ME THAT THEY WONT STAY DOWN!
James Peters: BUT WHILE AWESOME, WAS IT PRACTICAL?! DID BETHANY BLUE JUST DOOM HERSELF BY SUPLEXING CAMERON OFF THAT STAGE?! BECAUSE KEEP IN MIND, THEY’RE TIED TOGETHER, AND WITH THE STATE CAMERON ELLA AVA IS IN RIGHT NOW, THATS 140 POUNDS OF DEAD WEIGHT THAT BETHANY BLUE HAS TO DRAG TO THE RING, AND POSSIBLY AROUND THE RING IN ORDER TO WIN THIS MATCH!
Rich Russillo: WHOS TO SAY THAT BETHANY BLUE WILL BE ANY CONDITION TO DO THAT?! SHE DOESN’T EXACTLY LOOK TO BE IN A GREAT WAY HERSELF AFTER CRASHING THROUGH THOSE TABLES!
James Peters: WELL, WERE ABOUT TO FIND OUT AS BETHANY BEGINS SLOWLY CRAWLING OUT OF THE RUBBLE! BETHANY IS STILL SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY IN THIS FIGHT! ALTHOUGH, THE SAME CANNOT BE SAID FOR CAMERON! SHES OUT OF IT, AND SHOWS ALMOST NO SIGNS OF LIFE PAST BREATHING! BETHANY GRABS ONTO THE CHAIN, AND TRIES PULLING CAMERON OUT OF THE RUBBLE, BUT ITS NO USE AS BETHANY COLLAPSES TO A KNEE!
Rich Russillo: Bethany hobbles over to Cameron, and grabs her by the arm, dragging her out of the rubble! But again, collapses down to a knee, putting all her might into trying to drag Ava. Bethany Blue pulls Cameron back to her feet, and lifts her up onto her shoulders for a fireman’s carry. Bethany begins walking through the crowd area, having Cameron on her shoulders, and dumps her over a corner of the barricade!
James Peters: Bethany climbs over the barricade, re-entering the ringside area, and Cameron is still barely moving. Ava gets rolled back inside the ring, and Bethany sluggishly slides in afterward. Wait! Cameron rolls out on the opposite side of the ring, just as Bethany slid in herself.
Rich Russillo: Do you think that was an accident, or Cameron’s ring awareness shining through?
James Peters: I don’t know, I can’t tell you, as Cameron doesn’t look to be all there, despite the smart move on her end. I guess you can leave it up to interpretation. But Bethany rolls out of the ring, and goes to retrieve Cameron, who gets rolled back inside! Cameron rises to all fours, and Bethany positions her for a powerbomb, eyeing the remaining glass panes in the corner!
Rich Russillo: It’s possible that Bethany wants a buckle bomb of sorts, BUT CAMERON ELLA AVA BLOCKS IT, SHOWING SIGNS OF LIFE HERE, ONLY ALLOWING BETHANY TO GET HER UP HALFWAY! BETHANY CLUBS DOWN ON THE BACK REPEATEDLY OF CAMERON, TRYING TO SOFTEN HER UP!
James Peters: ANOTHER POWERBOMB ATTEMPT IS MADE, BUT AGAIN, CAMERON BLOCKS IT, AND COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP, TOSSING BETHANY BLUE OVERHEAD! BLUE RISES TO A KNEE, USING THE GLASS PANED CORNER FOR ASSISTANCE! Cameron creates a bit of space, AND CHARGES IN!
Persephone: DAMN, BETHANY AVOIDS GOING THROUGH THE REMAINING GLASS AS SHE SLIPS BEHIND CAMERON FOR A REAR WAISTLOCK!
Rich Russillo: BETHANY SPINS CAMERON AROUND, AND GOES FOR SAY AHHH! THE MANDIBLE CLAW WITH THAT INJURED HAND, SHOWING THAT BETHANY BLUE IS GETTING DESPERATE, AND LOOKING TO WRAP THINGS UP! BUT CAMERON CATCHES THE HAND, KEEPING IT FROM ENTERING HER MOUTH-
James Peters: NEVERMIND! CAMERON LETS THE FINGERS OF BETHANY BLUE ENTER HER MOUTH, BUT ON HER OWN ACCORD AS SHE BEGINS BITING THE DOCTOR’S FINGERS! BETHANY BLUE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN, AND I’M SURE REGRETS GOING FOR THE SAY AHHH RIGHT ABOUT NOW!
Rich Russillo: CAMERON’S TEETH CONTINUE CHOMPING DOWN ON BETHANY’S FINGERS, AND BETHANY NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING, AND DO SOMETHING FAST!
James Peters: WELL, BETHANY MUSTVE BEEN THINKING THE SAME THING AS SHE GRITS THROUGH THE PAIN, AND USES THAT HAND IN CAMERON’S MOUTH TO DRIVE HER BACK FIRST INTO THE CHEESE GRATER! BUT CAMERON KEEPS HER TEETH CHOMPED DOWN ON BETHANY’S FINGERS REGARDLESS!
Rich Russillo: THE SCREAMS OF BETHANY GROW LOUDER AND LOUDER, AND IN AN ACT OF DESPERATION, SHE DRIVES CAMERON BACK FIRST INTO THE CORNER OF NAIL BOARDS NOW! FINALLY, THAT MAKES CAMERON RELEASE, AND SHE COLLAPSES DOWN TO BOTH KNEES! BUT KEEPS HOLD ON BETHANY’S ARM WITH BOTH HANDS!
James Peters: BETHANY IS TRYING TO WRESTLE THAT ARM AWAY FROM CAMERON, BUT CANT AS CAMERON ONCE AGAIN STICKS THE FINGERS OF BETHANY IN HER MOUTH, RISING BACK TO A VERTICAL BASE! BETHANY’S SCREAMS OF PAIN HAVE RETURNED, BUT FOLLOWS HER SAME STRATEGY, AND DRIVES CAMERON BACK FIRST THROUGH THE REMAINING GLASS PANES IN THE CORNER!
Rich Russillo: AVA HAS GONE COMPLETELY LIMP, AND BETHANY STARTS TAGGING ALL FOUR CORNERS, SAVING THE EXPLOSIVES FOR LAST…
James Peters: BUT CAMERON! CAMERON IS STILL SHOWING SIGNS OF LIFE, RISING TO A KNEE, AND DESPERATELY PULLING THAT CHAIN TO STOP BETHANY FROM TOUCHING THE LAST CORNER, AND WINNING THIS MATCH! CAMERON IS SUCCESSFUL, PULLING BETHANY INTO HER!
Rich Russillo: CURB STOMP! CONCUSSION PROTOCOL PLANTS CAMERON ELLA AVA, AND BETHANY BLUE DIVES FOR THE FINAL CORNER!
**BOOM!!**
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… DOCTOR BETHANY BLUE!
(The explosion takes place in the corner, leaving both Bethany Blue and Cameron Ella Ava downed as “Somebody Get Me A Doctor” by Van Halen blares throughout the arena to almost no reaction at first, the left in silence at the explosive ending, but a mixed reaction is followed, some cheers being thrown both competitors way, but boos being thrown Bethany’s way as well.)
James Peters: WHA- WOW! I- BETHANY WON THAT MATCH, BUT TRIGGERED THE EXPLOSION TO DO SO, WHICH ALMOST PUT THIS CROWD IN A HUSH!
Rich Russillo: I ALMOST FORGOT THAT BETHANY BLUE WON THERE WITH THE EXPLOSION THAT TOOK PLACE, BUT YEAH, CONGRATS TO BETHANY! SHE IS YOUR WINNER!
James Peters: But… she doesn’t look like it, lying in the ring downed, just like her opposition!
Persephone: These two went to war with each other.
Rich Russillo: And you can tell by the blood, along with the fact that neither woman is able to stand after the fact.
(Medics storm the ring, and check on both competitors as they remove the chain connecting them to each other. Bethany is down and out, and is helped into the corner of the ring to be checked on. Meanwhile, Cameron Ella Ava is sprawled in the center, bloodied, battered, and bruised.)
James Peters: Hopefully, these two are okay, and at least ONE can leave on their own accord tonight, but I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s unlikely.
Rich Russillo: I think you’re more bothered about that prospect than Bethany is, who is kinda starting to come too, and realize what’s just went down. I think… liking what she sees.
(A small smirk creeps on Bethany Blue’s face while being checked out by medics, as she notices Cameron Ella Ava down, and can hear her music playing, meaning she’s secured the victory, that being all that matters to Bethany in this moment as the camera fades elsewhere.)
(Commercial for the new Twisted Metal series featuring former World Champion Terry Chambers.)
(Bloodsport comes back from a brief intermission as the next match graphic flashes across the screen. The crowd is in an uproar, hyped about what is to come.)
(The camera then goes over to show Bella Braxton inside the ring, microphone in hand as she begins to speak.)
Bella Braxton: The following is a TAIPEI DEATHMATCH!!! And it is for… the EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( As the crowd was out of their seats, already knowing EXACTLY which match was up next, ‘Anti-Hero’ by Taylor Swift blasted through the speakers to a HUGE waves of cheers; as Jamie Cross began to make her way out of the Titan tron’s opening, heading towards the ring with a HUGE grin on her face as she adorned; yellow, red, and blue colors in homage to Captain Marvel, a slight bit of nerves being shown across Jamie’s demeanor, though she quickly shook it off as she continued her way down to the ring, sliding inside as she turned to the hard-cam, lifting up her hands that were already taped down with glass; Jamie hesitating as she made sure she didn’t fling glass at herself whilst lifting her hands, as she put them down rather quickly; shifting to her corner, as her theme slowly faded out; awaiting her opponent. )
Bella Braxton: AND INTRODUCING FIRST, THE CHALLENGER… FROM CHICAGO, ILLINOIS… SHE IS, ‘THE IRONWOMAN’… JAMMIEEEEE CROSSSSSS!!!
James Peters: And Jamie Cross has gone through her wave of emotions going into this match up, but honestly; even whilst seeing her needing to shake off some of those pre match jitters? She doesn’t seem as scared of this stipulation as previously predicted!
Persephone: She better not be, if she even FLINCHES in a match like this? Consider it DONE. Jamie needs to find some comic book villain to synergize, or a hero that doesn’t have an apparent fear of sharp objects; and ZONE into this match, or else she’ll not only leave without a title — but with PERMANENT scars due to her hesitancy!
Rich Russillo: Agreed, but that fact has been drilled into her head for the last few weeks, Jamie Cross is new, but she is smart! She knows what needs to be done, she knows how to do it, and now? She just needs the opportunity to prove herself.
( As Jamie’s theme faded, ‘More Than a Woman’ by Aaliyah began to blast through the speakers; a rather louder pop than usual from the fans BLASTED out from the stands in homage to Aaliyah, as this marked the entrance of none other than the Specialist’s Champion, Milli Banks! As every eye in the stadium looked to the titan-tron, a camera film was shown directly outside of the stadium, pre-recorded of course, showcasing a a group of bikers taking over the streets of Copenhagen; one bike amassing them all, one that had the Specialist’s Championship smugly secured at the front; revealing the driver to be none other. . . Than Milli Banks. )
( Slowly, the drone camera begins to fly away into the sky, the biker’s driving closer and closer to the Royal Arena; as the titan-tron faded out, dancers beginning to come from either side of the titan tron, lining the stage; as none other than Milli Banks began making her way out from Gorilla Position; adorning an all-white Chanel bodysuit, alongside her BEAUTIFUL Specialist’s Championship, ready for the competitive bout ahead of her. )
Bella Braxton: AND HER OPPONENT… HAILING FROM BROOKLYN, NEW YORK, SHE IS ‘THE SUPERNOVA’ AS WELL AS THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION… MILLIIIIII BANKKSSSSSSSS!!!!
( Milli took a moment to shimmy alongside the dancers, before getting down to business. Coming down the ramp as she made a beeline towards the ring; sliding inside as she stared down Jamie Cross with a smirk heavy on her face, confidence oozing down her demeanor as Milli quickly unstrapped her title and raised it high for the hard-cam, before lowering it slowly; handing it to the referee as she got into her corner, Milli’s team beginning to now wrap Milli’s hands with the gloves that had glass taped over it; as Milli’s theme faded out, the bout ready to begin shortly. )
Rich Russillo: Well then… Wow. What a BEAUTIFUL entrance for a very dominant and special Champion, as Milli Banks makes herself a presence in the ring now!
James Peters: Jamie Cross is going to have her work cut out for her tonight, Milli Banks is showing no fear, holding no cards back; and isn’t looking to keep things out of the norm – a flashy entrance, followed by a hopefully flashy win!
Persephone: Hopefully, the key word there. We’ll see what happens; and whilst I admire EVERYTHING about this entrance… Doesn’t change the fact that the likeliness of a title change tonight? Is pretty large.
James Peters: Aliyah Aliyahhhh, She remind me of a West Side Story… :singing:
Persephone: Isn’t that, ‘Maria, Maria’? :comeagain:
James Peters: . . . ANYWAYS We have some GREAT action ahead of us, and the Specialists Champion Milli Banks looks ready to go!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
James Peters: And it’s Specialist’s Championship action time now, –
Persephone: Sssshhhhh.
James Peters: . . . What?
Persephone: We’re about to witness a match where there will be blood. Lots of blood. An unimaginable amount of blood. Give me just a moment of peace so I can truly appreciate the greatness that comes with a Taipei Deathmatch.
Rich Russillo: As a glorified hater of all things , ‘everything’; it’s so fitting that you heavily indulge into the suffering of others. :mjpls:
Persephone: What? I’m a connoisseur of the unique parts of this industry that sometimes heavily include the possibility of a glass shard slicing someone’s face to permanently scar them… Besides, if people like Gavin Kirkland can literally FAWN over any women who breathes oxygen on our roster, LET ME HAVE MY GUILTY PLEASURES TOO!
James Peters: Right… Well despite a therapy session just WAITING to happen for Persephone being opened into on commentary to begin this match, we see both competitors between Milli Banks and Jamie Cross beginning to circle the ring now!
Persephone: And it seems as if Milli Banks is pushing the pace, making her way to the middle of the ring first as Jamie continues to circle the outside.
Milil Banks (off-mic): What are you waiting for, Jamie? Don’t tell me you’re shying out now when the chips are down! C’mon over here, let’s get to it.
Rich Russillo: And Milli Banks firing words to Jamie now, looking to make her meet her in the center of the ring to begin the brawl; but it seems as if Jamie might possibly be regretting taking this match in the first place!
Persephone: BOOOOOO!!!! DON’T COWARD OUT, GET TO IT; I WANNA SEE BLOOD!!!!
James Peters: It seems like Milli might be slightly less irritated than Persephone; though still heavily annoyed that fist hasn’t flown yet, as Banks stares down Jamie!
Milli Banks (off-mic): That’s how you wanna run this? Alright, bet.
Rich Russillo: AND MILLI DOESN’T WAIT FOR JAMIE; ZERO PATIENCE FOR THE LACK OF ACTION AS SHE RUNS FORWARD TO JAMIE CROSS –
James Peters: AND JAMIE DUCKING AS SHE LEVERAGES MILLI’S BODY ABOVE HER OWN, LAUNCHING HER INTO THE AIR AND OVER THE TOP ROPE; SPILLING TO THE OUTSIDE EARLY!
Persephone: Hold on.. Is that this girl’s plan?! To avoid all possible contact with the glass taped fist? THE ENTIRE CONCEPT OF THIS MATCH?
Rich Russillo: Well I mean . . .Can you blame her? Even if she WASN’T scared of throwing punches, if she knows Milli is FIENDING to make things bloody early? It’s smart from her as a competitor to lean into that and force Milli to make bad decisions like that!
Persephone: I guess… Whatever. Well Jamie doesn’t seem to waste time off that early offense; rolling out of the ring to get hold of Milli –
James Peters: OH, AND JUST AS JAMIE IS ABOUT TO GRAB MILLI, A SWING FROM BANKS NEARLY COLLIDES WITH CROSS’S FACE; JAMIE JOLTING AWAY AS MILLI SCRAMBLES TO HER FEET, LOOKING TO CONTINUE HER ATTACK TOWARDS THE CHALLENGER OF THIS MATCH…
Rich Russillo: AND JAMIE EVEN WHEN SHE’S ON HER BACK FOOT STILL MANAGING TO FIRE AT THE LOOSE CANNON THAT CURRENTLY IS THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION; REELING HER IN BEFORE DROPPING MILLI WITH A URANAGE AFTER ANOTHER FAILED SWING ATTEMPT!!!
Persephone: I guess her plan is… Working. Milli being downed yet again by Jamie Cross here… BUT WAIT, JAMIE’S LOOKING AT HER TAPED FIST – DO IT JAMIE; PUNCH HER, AIM FOR THE EYES!!!
James Peters: Jamie contemplating here if she goes for the first shot in this match; with Milli slowly getting up, Cross NEEDS to decide what she wants to do here; hesitation from Jamie Cross… THOUGH FINALLY A DECISION IS MADE, JAMIE REELING HER FIST BACK; BEFORE LAUNCHING IT TOWARDS MILLI’S FACE, LOOKING TO BLAST HER WITH THE GLASS TAPED FIST!!!!
Persephone: … BUT THE HESITATION WAS ENOUGH FOR MILLI TO GET HER WITTS BACK, AS SHE GRABS JAMIE’S HAND BEFORE IT CONNECTS AGAINST HER FACE!!!!
Rich Russillo: Milli just shaking her head, almost unimpressed with how long that took Jamie to do; evidently the time she wasted coming to the aid of Milli, as Jamie is just FROZEN – BEFORE MILLI SENDS A SHOT TO THE GUT OF JAMIE; A SHRIEK EXITING CROSS!
Persephone: YES! YES! YES!
James Peters: And Milli just DRAGGING her fist along the core of Jamie; DIGGING the glass into the bare midsection of Cross, and you can tell that those glass shards are UNFORGIVING!
Persephone: Mmmph… The initial scarring of those glass shards being shown as Milli lets go of Jamie who stumbles backward, grabbing at her stomach; checking for any severe punctures via the blow to the gut!
Milli Banks (off-mic): I told you, Jamie. Come with your best, or go home.
Jamie Cross: …
James Peters: Tension begins to build here in the arena, as a slight amount of blood begins to drip from Jamie Cross, Jamie simply staring at it as Milli Banks watches on; almost studying her opponent here!
Persephone: Hold on, what is this bitch . . .
( As the blood begins to trickle down, Jamie reaches a hand to it, dragging her digits through the red substance, bringing it to her face; before . . .)
( Rubbing it directly under her eyes; like some sort of war paint. )
James Peters: Hold on – did seeing her own blood IGNITE a fire within Jamie Cross? The demeanor of Jamie has entirely changed, she seems MORE than ready to keep this match going!
Jamie Cross (off-mic): Game on.
( A smirk begins to appear on Milli’s face. )
Milli Banks (off-mic): There she is.
Persephone: SAJKDFNBDJAKVHBASFHJKASBFHJKASFBHJKFBfkhbfkhjbfkjhbJBKHJBHJ!!!
James Peters: QUICK TRANSLATION, MILLI BANKS AND JAMIE CROSS ARE NOW EXCHANGING BLOWS ON THE OUTSIDE; SHOT AFTER SHOT TO ONE ANOTHER ACROSS EACH OTHERS MID SECTION, THE PAIN IS CLEAR, BUT THE ADRENALINE BETWEEN BOTH WOMEN STOPS THEM FROM REACTING TO THE BLOWS THEY ARE TAKING!!!
Persephone: LEFTS, RIGHTS; DOWNS, UPS – IT DOESN’T MATTER; THESE TWO AREN’T HOLDING BACK, THIS IS WRESTLING! THIS IS VOLTAGE!!!!
Rich Russillo: THOUGH THE FURTHER IT GETS DOWN THE WIRE, THE MORE THESE TWO ARE BEGINNING TO SHOW THE AFTER EFFECTS OF EACH SHOT; THE TWO BEGINNING TO WINCE MORE AND MORE… BEFORE JAMIE FINALLY PUSHES MILLI OFF, BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD TO BLAST MILLI IN THE FACE WITH HER FIST!!!
James Peters: BUT MILLI EVADES! Ducking under the shot by Jamie, turning around towards Cross again to hopefully catch her off guard… BUT CROSS WAS READY; TURNED TOWARDS MILLI AS SHE SENDS A QUICK ELBOW TO HER JAW!!!
Persephone: And Milli is sent backwards, staggering away from Jamie who takes a moment to hold her side; scratch marks and scarrings beginning to grow on both competitors; as Cross shakes it off and pushes forward, acknowledging that EVIDENTLY as a common part of this match!
Rich Russillo: Now with Jamie beginning to push the pace and the initial nerves worn off, Cross looks to go further with her offense; grabbing Milli by her hair before she could get far, spinning Banks around to face her; BEFORE BLASTING HER IN THE GUT WITH A KICK!
James Peters: And that effectively hunched down Milli; vulnerability from the Champion here as Jamie sees such – BEFORE BLASTING MILLI IN THE BACK WITH A CLUBBING BLOW!!!
Rich Russillo: And that’s the shot that brings Milli down to a knee! Banks prone for the moment – AND JAMIE HOOKING THE HEAD OF MILLI QUICKLY, BEFORE SPIKING HER HEAD WITH A DDT!
Persephone: And Milli Banks is OUT for the moment; as Jamie looks to bring her to the… Wait, what is she doing?
James Peters: Is she… Going under the ring?
Rich Russillo: I suppose Jamie Cross might’ve prepped more than we thought for this match; as she lifts the cloth shrouding the apron, reaching in…
James Peters: SORRY, IS THAT A GLASS TABLE!?!
Persephone: JFHSJIFBSJFBSNFJHSBFJHFBJFB!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: JAMIE CROSS IS SHOWING EVERYONE SHE ISN’T AN UNDERDOG – SHE CAN BE THE DEFINITION OF VOLTAGE, THE DEFINITION OF EXTREME!!! The crowd cheering on Cross as she begins to set up the table on the outside, feeling the energy early on from the fans here; as she gets the table up, turning back to Milli to set her up onto it –
James Peters: BUT MILLI HAD TIME TO RECOVER, MILLI’S UP; MILLI’S TO HER FEET AND JAMIE DOESN’T REALIZE IT – BIG BOOT! BIG BOOT TO JAMIE CROSS FROM MILLI AS THE CHAMPION GETS THE UPPER HAND NOW!!!
Persephone: BOOO!!!! WE WANT TABLES, WE WANT TABLES!!!!!
Rich Russillo: We are NOT getting tables! Milli Banks looks to take this fight AWAY from the set structure on the outside; as she grabs and CHUCKS Jamie into the ring; following right behind!
Persephone: Boring. I thought Milli was going to be the one to take things to the limits. If anything, she seems like a fraud to me. :mjpls:
Rich Russillo: Innocent until proven GUILTY. As now, Milli looks to slow this match down from its early fast pace; grabbing onto Jamie to pull her up to her feet, and this time it doesn’t look like a counter is available for Jamie; as Milli just SLINGS her into the corner!
James Peters: And Jamie is finding herself in a bad position here, as Milli wastes little time getting offense out; as she quickly elevates a knee into the jaw of Jamie; STUNNING the Challenger!
Persephone: And with Jamie further disoriented; Milli grabs a handful of her face, staring down Cross for a moment… BEFORE RELEASING A VARIATION OF HER BITCHMAKER SLAP DIRECTLY INTO THE FACE OF JAMIE CROSS!!!
Rich Russillo: And as ticked off as Jamie seems to be, some glass shards managed to scraped against the cheek of Jamie, clearly inflicting further pain on that slap; as Milli doesn’t allow Jamie rest time, TWIRLING her out of the corner, though not providing the power provided to launch her across the ring; Jamie being halted the moment she hits the middle of the ring as she turns to Milli –
James Peters: AND MILLI WITH A QUICK MANEUVER HERE, JUMPING TO THE MIDDLE ROPE AS SHE SPRINGBOARDS OFF; LURCHING HER FEET ONTO THE NECK OF JAMIE, BEFORE SPIKING HER DOWN WITH A MAKESHIFT POISONRANA!!!
Persephone: AND WITH JAMIE HITTING THE MAT, MILLI TESTS A COVER HERE ON THE CHALLENGER; DON’T LOSE, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE – THERE IS SO MUCH DAMAGE TO BE DONE!!!
OOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—
Persephone: YESSSS!!!!
James Peters: A kick out from Jamie Cross here, and as much as Milli is a little surprised at how fast it came; she won’t let it deter her spirit, getting up to her feet almost immediately; as she rolls out of the ring, leaving Jamie Cross to her lonesome.. What is Milli planning?
( Milli quickly shifts from the ring towards the ring apron, lifting up the other flap; as it seems she as well has brought some to this match-up . . .)
Persephone: Is that… A baggie? What in the world did Milli bring to this fight?
James Peters: It’s not just a baggie, Persephone! She also has some sort of taped creation?
Rich Russillo: IS that… IT IS! MILLI HAS SOME SORT OF TAPING SUBSTANCE THAT SHE’S STICKING TO THE BOTTOM OF HER BOOT; WITH GLASS SHARDS STICKING OUT OF THE OTHER SIDE!!!
Persephone: … Maybe she isn’t so bad after all.
Rich Russillo: Jamie is still getting her witts together in the ring, as Milli gets her boot stuck up with the glass; SLIDING back into the ring with the bag filled with unknown contents still in hand; as Jamie rises to her feet, looking to get back in this match…
James Peters: AND DOWN GOES JAMIE, THE MOMENT SHE REACHED HER FEET MILLI JUST DROPPING HER TO THE MAT WITH A ‘NO FAKE BILLS HERE!!!’ THE RUNNING SINGLE-LEG HIGH KNEE CONNECTING AS JAMIE IS BLASTED BACK TO THE MAT!!!
Persephone: And this is giving Milli ample time to set up, with Cross down for the COUNT here; Milli begins to walk over to the center of the ring, fiddling with the baggie she has as she loosens the tie; shaking the contents before dumping it out…
James Peters: What a surprise.. Milli just dumped a BAG filled with more glass INTO the ring; glass shards spraying EVERYWHERE as Milli sprawls them out to cover more ground!
Rich Russillo: And this spells DISASTER here for Jamie, with the RING not even being a safe space anymore; the crowd heating up seeing this match get even more insane; as Milli turns back to Jamie; KICKING over the body of Cross to lay over the amount of glass, Jamie resting on her stomach as she is simply too disoriented to fight back; getting directly into the position Milli wants her to be…
Persephone: Hold on, I know I’m a genius but; I didn’t know I was THIS much of an intellectual… I’m connecting all the dots here, guys…
James Peters: And? :lupe:
Persephone: Well if I’m not mistaken, with the taped boot and the positioning of Jamie’s head next to the glass; I think Milli is about to stomp the every living [REDACTED] OUT OF JAMIE CROSS INTO THE GLASS!!
Rich Russillo: You know, I think Persephone might be right! With Milli Banks waiting in the corner for the right moment as Jamie slowly raises herself up; JAMIE MIGHT BE GETTING CLASHED BY GLASS ON BOTH SIDES; MAKING HER HEAD THE BLOODY PART OF THIS SINISTER SANDWICHING; AS MILLI BANKS FINALLY RUNS OUT OF THE CORNER, LEAPING INTO THE AIR AS SHE SOARS HER BOOT DOWN, LOOKING TO SMASH THE HEAD OF JAMIE INTO THE GLASS WITH THE MODIFIED BOOT SHE MADE!!!!!
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James Peters: BUT JAMIE BARELY EVADED THE ATTACK! TAKING HER HEAD OUT OF THE WAY AS MILLI STOMPED INTO THE GLASS! Thankfully protected by the extra padding she already had on her boot; not taking any damage via the glass shards –
Persephone: YOU MIGHT’VE SPOKE TOO SOON, JAMES! JAMIE IS RUNNING OFF ADRENALINE; REACHING HER FEET QUICKLY AS MILLI IS STAGGERED, WRAPPING TWO HANDS AROUND HER WAIST… AS JAMIE LIFTS MILLI UP FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX…
Rich Russillo: AND MILLI JUST GOT SUPLEXED INTO THE GLASS SHE LAID OUT!!! A SHRIEK OF AGONY FROM THE CHAMPION AS GLASS IS JUST STICKING INTO HER BODY, MILLI BANKS ROLLING OUT OF THE SHARDS; AND YOU CAN JUST SEE THEM LINING HER SKIN!
James Peters: Jamie Cross providing some sort of KARMA to the plan of Milli Banks, as the Specialist’s Champion’s body is ARCHING away in recoil to the glass shards; as Milli just FALLS to the mat, agony stretched across her face!
Persephone: And Jamie Cross with a chance here to do something BIG here; as she looks at where Milli is in the ring, coming towards her as she drags Banks up to her feet; Milli extremely vulnerable here as Jamie begins to lift her up, dragging her above her shoulders as she holds her high in the air…
Rich Russillo: Hold on, Hold on; this looks like she’s going to go for a ‘Jamie Special’…
James Peters: Yeah it does but… She’s not aiming for the corner, Rich…
Persephone: YOU’RE RIGHT, SHE ISN’T!!! JAMIE IS LOOKING STRAIGHT AT THAT GLASS WITH MILLI IN TOW; SHE CAN’T BE, SHE WOULDN’T….
James Peters: OH MY GOD, JAMIE CROSS RUNS FORWARD — “ JAMIE SPECIAL “!!!!!! JAMIE SPECIAL DIRECTLY INTO THE GLASS AS MILLI IS SLAMMED DOWN YET AGAIN INTO THE SHARDS; SQUEALING AS SHE POPS BACK UP TO HER FEET FROM THE PAIN, CLAWING AT HER BACK WHICH IS BEGINNING TO SPILL OUT BLOOD FROM THE SHARDS!!!
Rich Russillo: And Jamie isn’t done yet; going out to the apron quickly as Milli is just PULLING shard by shard out in the center of the ring, completely oblivious to anything and everything else as Cross lines herself herself on the apron; grabbing the middle rope as she readies herself for something big!!!!
Persephone: OH MY GOD, AND JAMIE LURCHING THE ROPES FOR A SLINGSHOT SPEAR… AND IT CONNECTS! JAMIE’S SLINGSHOT SPEAR CRASHING THROUGH MILLI BANKS; AS FOR THE THIRD TIME SHE’S IMPALED BY THE GLASS, THIS TIME MILLI BANKS DOESN’T EVEN HAVE THE ENERGY TO MOVE; AS JAMIE HOOKS THE LEG, LOOKING FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
TTTHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRR—
James Peters: AND MILLI KICKS OUT!!! But how CLOSE was that?! For that to be Jamie’s FIRST pinfall and it to reach almost a full three count? This is HUGE for Jamie Cross’s mental here!
Rich Russillo: It seems as much! Jamie Cross is grinning ear to ear as this crowd is CHEERING her on; rallying on Jamie here as she begins to sit up, wiping off her core from her AND Milil’s blood; as she begins to slowly get up to her feet!
Persephone: It’s decision time now for Jamie, wondering WHAT she has to do in order to steal this match AND the Specialist’s Championship from Milli here, as Jamie leans onto the ropes; garnering her energy after using quite a lot of it in such a short time, but it seems that she’s looking at the ropes for her next move!
James Peters: That’s a good enough assumption, one that was correct as Jamie is beginning to scale them; getting up all the way as she reaches the top, slowly beginning to turn back to the ring as she could POSSIBLY be looking to bury Milli into the glass for a FOURTH time..
Rich Russillo: What the –
Persephone: HOW IS SHE STANDING?! MILLI BANKS JUST SHOT UP TO HER FEET AND RAN TO THE ROPES, JUMPING UP THEM; AS MILLI IS LOOKING TO SUPER-PLEX JAMIE INTO THE GLASS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING; HOW IS SHE DOING THIS?!
James Peters: MILLI IS GOING FOR IT, WILLING UP JAMIE, AS CROSS’S FEET ARE IN THE AIR; THIS COULD BE IT; A HUGE BREAKTHROUGH FOR THE CHAMPION!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO!!! JAMIE MANAGES TO STABILIZE HERSELF AS SHE THROWS SOME PUNCHES TO THE GUT OF MILLI; STOPPING HER QUICK MOMENTUM BOOST!
Persephone: Though as Milli works through the pain, she still manages to get to the top rope aside of Jamie; with the two now SLOWLY exchanging blows!
James Peters: Neither one looking to let up here, as Milli slowly looks like she’s going to wobble here!!!!
Persephone: You’re right, and Jamie notices it as well; reeling her fist far backwards, BEFORE LAUNCHING IT FORWARD TO SEND MILLI DOWN…
Rich Russillo: BUT MILLI DUCKS IT; MILLI DUCKS THE FIST AS JAMIE IS WOBBLING, TOO MUCH MOMENTUM ON THE BLOW SHE WANTED TO INFLICT AS SHE ALMOST FALLS OFF; STAGGERING – THOUGH MILLI KEEPS HER ON THE TOP ROPE!
Persephone: Awww, she doesn’t want Jamie to get seriously hurt! :pleading_face:
Rich Russillo: OH, AND MILLI BANKS WITH A HEADBUTT TO JAMIE CROSS!!!
Persephone: Nevermind.
Rich Russillo: Milli still however keeping Jamie up on the top rope, not letting her slip off as Jamie Cross is staggered from the head butt; Milli Banks looking to make this HER moment as she looks towards the glass in the ring, hooking her hand around the neck of Jamie; AND IT LOOKS LIKE MILLI BANKS IS ABOUT TO SPANISH FLY HERSELF AND JAMIE INTO THE GLASS IN THE RING!!!!
Persephone: YES YES YES, DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
( Milli preps herself and Jamie to LAUNCH into the glass in the ring; readying herself mentally as she is MOMENTS away from launching herself and her challenger to their inevitable demise!!! )
Rich Russillo: HERE SHE GOES, MILLI BANKS OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A MASSIVE SPANISH FLY INTO THE GLASS –
( . . . And then she stops. )
James Peters: . . . Or not?
Persephone: Is she pussying out too now? THIS IS NOT MY EAW. THIS MATCH SUCKS 0/10; FIRE THEM BOTH!
Rich Russillo: Hold on, hold on, hold; I don’t think it’s a case of Milli becoming a coward; is she… SHE IS – SHE’S TURNING JAMIE TO FACED THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, WHAT IS SHE THINKING?!
James Peters: THERE IS NO WAY MILLI IS TRYING TO SEND BOTH HERSELF AND JAMIE TO CRASH ONTO THE OUTSIDE, WHAT’S INHABITING HER TO DO THIS? WHAT IS THE REASON – HOLD ON…
Persephone: OH MY GOD, SHE ISN’T SERIOUSLY GOING TO… SHE IS; SHE’S A MANIAC –
( CRASH!!!! )
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Rich Russillo: SAJDHBSDAJFKIAFJKAHFJAKHFKJFH
James Peters: FJSDHFJKSDFGHBVDSJFBGAKHJFBVASFJHBFJH
Persephone: jfhnsdjkfbfhjBKJHBFSKHJFBkhjbKJHFBkjhbfkjhb
Rich Russillo: MILLI BANKS JUST TURNED TO LAUNCH HERSELF AND JAMIE CROSS INTO THE GLASS TABLE THAT JAMIE CROSS SET UP EARLIER IN THIS MATCH; THE TWO SHATTERING IT’S SURFACE AS NEITHER COMPETITOR ARE MOVING; WHAT DID WE JUST WITNESS?!
Persephone: STUPIDITY. SHEER, UTTER STUPIDITY… I LOVE IT!
James Peters: THESE ELITIST ARE NOT MOVING OFF THE FLOOR, SURELY THEY AREN’T OKAY???
( Jamie and Milli are entirely immobile; limp in the wreckage of the table as blood begins to spill from the back of the head of Jamie, whilst blood drizzles from the front of Milli’s own. )
Persephone: Well, it was fun commentating this match; I’ll be at concessions if anyone needs me, there is zero way these two are getting up to their feet!
James Peters: Not so fast Persephone; I think… I think I see a hand reaching for the apron!
Persephone: :oh:
( Slowly, the crowd began to ramp up in their cheers; zero-ing in on whomever was getting up as ONE of the Elitist was making their way to their feet, reaching up onto the apron as it was none other than . . .)
( . . . Milli Banks. )
Rich Russillo: MILLI’S UP! MILLI’S ONTO HER FEET; AND THIS WHOLE CROWD IS OUT OF THEIR SEATS FOR HER! Banks somehow managing to rise, slowly wobbling over to Jamie Cross as she gets FLUNG into the ring; Milli following directly behind as Banks rolls into the corner; using the ropes to help her get vertical again; with Jamie Cross beginning to rise to her hands and knees in the center of the ring –
James Peters: STOMP!!!! STOMP FROM MILLI BANKS WITH THE MODIFIED BOOT INTO THE GLASS LIKE SHE WAS TRYING TO DO EARLIER IN THIS MATCH, JAMIE CROSS’S HEAD JUST GOT SQUISHED INTO THE GLASS; AND MILLI INSTANTLY TRANSITIONS INTO THE COVER; THIS IS IT!!!!
OOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEE—
Persephone: AND A KICKOUT FROM JAMIE CROSS, HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE JUST DO THAT?!
James Peters: If Milli wasn’t worn out; I am sure she’d be just as stunned as us, with Jamie Cross rolling over and – oh my…
Rich Russillo: Look at that, a complete crimson mask on Jamie Cross; that glass doing a number on her as blood is POOLING from her head; covering her face entirely, Jamie simply being MASKED in her own crimson! :lupe:
Persephone: :blessed:
James Peters:But she hasn’t given up yet; she hasn’t stopped fighting yet, and if she can outlast THAT? She can outlast anything!
Persephone: AND SHE MIGHT HAVE TO GO THROUGH EVERYTHING HERE; AS MILLI BANKS DRAGS HERSELF TO HER FEET, SIGNALING TO THE CROWD SHE’S GOING FOR SOMETHING BIG HERE; AS SLOWLY, THE SPECIALIST’S CHAMPION DRAGS JAMIE TO HER FEET; POSITIONING HERSELF IN FRONT OF THE CHALLENGER; AS MILLI SHOOTS UPWARD…. “BANKKRUPPTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Rich Russillo: IS DENIEDDDD!!!!!!
James Peters: JAMIE SOMEHOW STRUGGLING OUT OF THE SALIDA DEL SOL MANEUVER BEFORE MILLI COULD GET OFF THE GROUND;PUSHING MILLI FORWARD – BEFORE GRABBING HER WAIST AND ROLLING UP MILLI BANKS!!!
OOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE–
Persephone: KICKOUT!!! Milli kicking out; BUT BANKS WISELY GRABBING THE LEGS OF JAMIE AS SHE TRANSITIONS IT INTO A PIN ATTEMPT OF HER OWN!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: AND A KICKOUT FROM JAMIE, AS SHE JUST ROLLS OVER… AND TRANSTIONS IT AGAIN INTO ANOTHER COVER; THESE TWO ARE JUST ROLLING THROUGH THE GLASS!!!
OOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—
Persephone: REVERSAL!
OOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN—
James Peters: AND A COUNTER AGAIN!!!
OOOOONNNNNN–
Rich Russillo: AND MILLI SPRINGING OUT ; AS THE TWO FINALLY ROLL AWAY FROM ONE ANOTHER, GLASS STICKING FROM EACH OF THEIR BACKS!
Persephone: Has a match ever ended in a roll-up with stakes like this on the line? I don’t know why they thought it would be here, so that might be on Persephone’s 2023, Top 5 Dumbest Decisions in a match!
James Peters: Didn’t know you had a list for that in the first place…
Persephone: This match has cultivated me to innovate, what can I say?
Rich Russillo: Turning back to the ring past Persephone’s snarky comments… Both Elitists are squirming to some sort of better positioning; Jamie taking a knee whilst Milil manages to reach her feet, looking over to Cross as she begins to make her way towards her!
Milli Banks (off-mic): Step it up, Jamie; STAND UP.
Persephone: Milli begins to call for her opponent now, almost DARING Jamie to keep fighting in this match!
Milli Banks (off-mic): You want my title? You want MY Specialist’s Championship? Sorry hun, but you’re going to have to KILL me for it –
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOODNESS, THE MOMENT MILLI GOT CLOSE; JAMIE WENT TO SLASH AT HER WITH A GLASS SHARD!!!
Persephone: AND THAT WAS TOWARDS MILLI’S THROAT – WAS JAMIE ACTUALLY TRYING TO KILL HER? DO DEATHMATCHES ALLOW THAT?!!?
( Both Elitists seem a bit caught off guard; the two staring each other down after what NEARLY just happened, shaken being an understatement… Though Jamie Cross seemed the most affected by it. )
Rich Russillo: I don’t even think Jamie realized what she was trying to do there, almost befuddled in the moment as she drops the glass from her hand; stumbling up as she leans against the ropes, trying to gather her thoughts…
Persephone: And as much as Milli Banks ASKED for Jamie to kill her? She seems PISSED Jamie actually made some sort of attempt, knowing or unknowingly; AS MILLI BANKS SPRINTS FORWARD, LOOKING TO LOU THESZ PRESS JAMIE BACK TO THE GROUND –
James Peters: “SILLVERR KNEEEEE!!!!” A MODIFICATION OF JAMIE’S SIGNATURE MANEUVER HERE; AS JAMIE CATCHES MILLI OUT OF THE AIR WITH THE KNEE! JAMIE EVEN WITH THAT SHOCK SHROUDING HER, STILL MANAGING TO PULL OUT SOME OFFENSE IN THIS MATCH AS MILLI IS FLOORED!
Rich Russillo: AND JAMIE LOOKING AT MILLI, BEFORE FALLING INTO THE COVER ON THE CHAMPION; HERE WE GO!!!!
OOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
THHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Persephone: AND A KICKOUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
James Peters: Milli is a WARRIOR! Kicking out once more as Jamie is just laying in SHOCK, feeling this match begin to possibly slip from her grasp; and wondering WHAT exactly she has to do in order to pull this match away from Milli here!
Rich Russillo: First things first, she CAN’T let this KICKOUT get to her; she has to keep moving, and she’s starting to now as Jamie slowly trudges over to Milli, mounting atop her —
Persephone: Oh my, Jamie is just STRIKING Milli’s face with her gloves! Raining down blow after blow as Milli is just taking them, the cuts on Banks’s face opening further each time as Jamie is giving her ZERO mercy here!
James Peters: Milli asked for this, so Milli is going to get it, as Jamie CONTINUES to rain down upon her with shot after shot, blow after blow!
Rich Russillo: All of this to be called Specialist’s Champion, this pain, torment, struggle; all for the sake of BEING Champion; as Jamie finally dismounts Milli, pulling Banks up to her feet, as it seems like Cross is beginning to pull her over to the ropes!
Persephone: Not much fight back from Milli here, who is losing a LOT of blood fast here; as Jamie begins to set them up to climb the top rope , helping Milli up as she follows right behind; and I think we might see something HUGE on the horizon here!
James Peters: I couldn’t phrase that any better, as Jamie now has Milli along the top rope; the two standing on top of a VERY small turnbuckle where anything and everything CAN go wrong, but Jamie is dead set on her plan… AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE MIGHT BE SETTING UP FOR SOMETHING HUGE!!!
Rich Russillo: SHE SAID SHE’D BE DOING WHATEVER IT TAKES, DOES THAT INVOLVE AN AVALANCHE ‘ARC REACTOR’ OFF THE TOP ROPE????
Persephone; I THINK IT DOES, AND JAMIE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE SHE’S IN THE SPACE TO RECONSIDER HER IDEA; HOOKING AROUND MILLI, GETTING HER IN PLACE — BEFORE LAUNCHING OFF THE TOP ROPE…
James Peters: “AVALANCHE ARRRCCCCCC REACCCTOOOORRRRRR!!!! “
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Rich Russillo: NADA, IT’S A ‘AVALANCHE NEW BODYYYYY!!! THE COUNTER — RIGHT INTO THE GLASS!!!!! ‘
Persephone: AND BOTH ELITIST FALL INTO THE SHARDS; NEITHER ONE OF THEM MOVING AND INCH AS MILLI LANDS HER FINISHING MANEUVER…
James Peters: But it seems like with how they landed…
Rich Russillo: JAMIE’S HAND IS ATOP OF MILLI!!! JAMIE HAS HER HAND ON TOP OF MILLI, WITH BOTH OF THEM INCAPACITATED; THE REF HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO COUNT, COVER!!!!!
OOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEE!!!!
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Persephone: OH MY GOD, MILLI KICKED OUT!!!
James Peters: AND WITH A PURPOSE, HER BODY FLAILING ATOP OF JAMIE’S OWN, CROSS ALMOST GOT LUCKY AT FIRST; BUT HER EYES ARENT OPEN — THIS COULD BE IT!!!
OOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Persephone: Ding! Ding! Ding!
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( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘Changed It’ blasted through the speakers as the crowd ERUPTED with cheers; with Milli Banks and Jamie Cross still unmoving, both shrouded in blood and sweat; all energy depleted, with neither one of them being fully conscious to feel the result of this match. )
Persephone; Alright, Alright, ALRIGHT! I’ll be the first one to say it… This was, a decent match.
James Peters: DECENT?? Did they have to kill each other to get a 5/5, Persephone Meltzer? Don’t answer that. :ufdup:
Rich Russillo: Regardless of what people say, or how they want to frame tonight; no matter what? Jamie Cross versus Milli Banks didn’t live up to the hype. It EXCEEDED the hype! And we end this match with an #ANDSTILL, as Milli Banks NARROWLY beats a very game challenger in Jamie Cross, who I believe shocked a lot of people tonight!
James Peters: Shocked? No , no — if you didn’t know Jamie Cross and the Elitist she is by now? You simply don’t know EAW. Jamie could have done this any day if the week, she just had the opportunity to put that shine on a pedestal – and she did! Tonight might not have been her night, but for the performance she had? I doubt her night won’t come soon enough.
Persephone: Nevertheless, there we only one winner tonight, Milli Banks. Congratulations to her, I guess — hopefully neither of them die from blood loss, that’d suck. :mjgrin;
( Slowly, Milli is helped to her feet by the referee, with Jamie being rolled out and attended to by EMTs; as Milli slightly regains her witts, realizing she won as she slowly began to raise her hands in the air; before falling down to a knee, a smile along her crimson mask; as she takes a moment to regain herself, the Specialist Champion continuing her ride, defeating odds, silencing doubters, and letting the world know this was MILLI BANKS’S EAW… As the scene would slowly fade out, from there. )
( As Bloodsport returned, we cut to a glimpse inside the office of Eden Sinclair, an Eden Sinclair who all things considered has had a very good couple of weeks. Plans coming into fruition successfully, pests being knocked out of her way; it seemed as if life as usual was finally returning to normal. Eden sighed, relieved and relaxed; the paperwork she had was non-existent, having finished all of her duties so she could comfortably watch the show from the confines of her office for once. She was finally getting the ability to be entirely untroubled, and Eden was ready to bask in this serene feeling, for an entire lifetime’s worth. As Eden rested back in her chair, closing her eyes; as a simple power nap would suffice for her – )
( **KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!** )
Eden Sinclair: JESUS CHRIST!
( Three OVERLY powerful knocks blasted against the door, ones that startled Eden Sinclair; who at the moment thought that the arena was under siege and she was next to be taken, as she sat up in her chair; peering over to the door as it swung open, revealing it to be nothing more . . . )
( . . . Than Ronan Malosi. )
Ronan Malosi: Eden, baby! Where my hug at?!
( Ronan strutted into the room, wearing regular Ronan attire for an occasion like this. . . A black shirt that read out ‘’SECOND TO NONE, THE KAISER; ANDRE WALKER.” All in what seemed to be white sharpie; clearly being an arts and crafts project that Ronan made himself, more than likely to be pitched to the actual EAWShop.Com website by Ronan himself; though following his… Beautiful, artsy shirt; was a backwards baseball cap Ronan adorned, with the front facing part of it saying, ‘World’s Best Dad’ onto it – a beautiful tag line, that matched perfectly with the HUGE smile that Ronan wore on his face. )
Ronan Malosi: Y’know, sorry about the loud knocking; I just wanted you to know as the mother of my child, that you don’t have to worry about our baby having any bad genes! Because as a Malosi? They’re built to be as strong as an Ox’!
( Ronan said, though when looking back at Eden; it seemed like she had a voided gaze, almost looking through him; as her former smile turned into a deadpan frown; not a single word seeping out of her mouth. )
Ronan Malosi: You all good babycakes? Has this surprise entrance from the Ronan-ator gotten you all flustered?
( Hearing Ronan call her ‘babycakes’ was the final straw to bring her back to reality, and removing her from the zoned out state she was in; as she stared at Ronan, simply not able to produce the energy to yell at him just yet; it was all too much, as she looked down to the water on her desk; picking it up as she sighed. )
Eden Sinclair: I was just searching in my soul questioning God why he makes bad things happen to good people.
Ronan Malosi: Ahh, you’re doing some of that meditation I told you do to, ehh’? I’m glad you’re listening to me more and more each day; because you clearly are a woman who needs an Alpha to guide her when she doesn’t know where to go! Guess Hubby knows best, right? :troll:
( Hearing the word ‘Hubby’ made Eden nearly spit take; choking on the water she TRIED to drink as she raised an eyebrow to Ronan. )
Eden Sinclair: HUBBY?!
Ronan Malosi: Well I mean look, doll; I know you are clearly scared to pop the question, and I’ll wait until you’re ready to ask ME to marry YOU; but until then? We can indulge in some of the nicknames and fancy talk all good, married couples do!
Eden Sinclair: . . .
( Eden didn’t say a word, being rather silent the entire time as she quickly looked down at the drawers beneath her desk; DESPERATELY trying to search for something as if Eden needed it as bad as he needed air. )
Ronan Malosi: Woah woah woah, I know I said that we should get married; but no need to rush and find a ring! That is what you’re looking for, right . . .?
( With that, Eden finally had enough; looking up from beneath her desk as fury once again ignited in her eyes towards Ronan. )
Eden Sinclair: ADVIL, RONAN. I’M LOOKING FOR ADVIL – THE ADVIL I USUALLY PREP AS A CONTINGENCY PLAN IF YOU’D EVER DECIDE TO MAKE YOUR WAY RANDOMLY INTO MY OFFICE, BUT CLEARLY, I MADE A MISTAKE AND ASSUMED THAT I COULD HAVE A DAY OF PEACE, WITHOUT YOU RUINING IT!
Ronan Malosi: Hey, hey, hey! Easy, Eden! You’re going to have to do that meditation more than you currently are because it is NOT working . . . Awkwardddddd….
Eden Sinclair: Ronan, you have five seconds to tell me why you’re here; or I am buzzing in security to carry you out.
Ronan Malosi: Woah woah, let’s relax on the threats Eden! :whoa:
Eden Sinclair: :mjpls:
Ronan Malosi: Listen, I just wanted to come here; and be a responsible parent. I wanted to be someone who can step up; who can manage a work life balance and show up for his baby mother when she’s clearly been very stressed lately! I am here for you, Eden – and I want you to know that.
( And to that . . . Eden didn’t hate Ronan’s response. Simmering down slowly, as she actually was willing to hear him out. )
Eden SInclair: Well that… Isn’t an idiotic response. At least I know you’re steadily improvin–
Ronan Malosi: Well hold on, I haven’t even gotten to the best part! I’m also here so we can indulge in my HUGE breakthrough on Dynasty these past few weeks… AS PART OF THE WALKER FAMILY!
Eden Sinclair: . . . .
Ronan Malosi: Stunned speechless, I know! I mean, after all the work i’ve put in for my family; to know that I have been doing right by Andre Walker for so long – spreading the good news of my Kaiser who now has a GAWD Contract in his clutches; to be getting the REPAYMENT of my hard work in a Interwire Championship match that was bestowed upon me BY Andre Walker, it just…
( Ronan says, slowly lifting his finger into the air; teary-eyed. )
Ronan Malosi: It just feels nice, y’know?
( Eden just frantically shook her head, almost disgusted with herself that she even THOUGHT about entertaining Ronan and his antics. )
Eden Sinclair: Seriously? That’s what you REALLY came here to say? Ronan, I have had a LOT on my plate; and if you think that catering to a man child who would rather spend his time in the craft section of the arena we set up for kids making merchandise, rather than focusing in on SELF-IMPROVEMENT; not just for him, but for his CHILD? The worst part is, it just makes me even more STUPID for entrusting you to have this baby with me! I should have aborted this damn thing!
( Ronan gives a confused look to Eden, almost lost at this reaction from Sinclair. )
Ronan Malosi: Self-Improvement? Didn’t you hear me, Eden baby? I am a part of the KAISER family now. Me and Albert Hitchman? Practically best buds! And on top of that, INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP. RONAN MALOSI. I mean – do you not see the writing on the walls? This is SO much improvement on my behalf; that honestly? It’d be great if you stepped it up a little bit, sweet cheeks…
Eden Sinclair: ME?! ME IMPROVE?! IS THIS A JOKE??
Ronan Malosi: LOOK, I can tell you’re on your period right now; I have a SERIOUS question I need to ask.
Eden Sinclair: Period . . . ? P-Period – I’m just… Wow. You know what? Ask away. If it gets you out of here sooner, GO AHEAD!
Ronan Malosi: I get it, you want some me time; and I respect that! So all I need from you to get out of your hair, is very simple . . .
( Ronan says, a grin forming on his face. )
Ronan Malosi: Boy or girl?
Ronan: https://tenor.com/view/shannon-sharpe-gif-25530022
Eden Sinclair: … What?
Ronan Malosi: The gender of our child, silly! I mean, you said you knew it, right? I need to know if we’re having an Andre Malosi Walker Jr. ORRRR, an Andre Marie Malosi Walker! I had work-shopped a third option; being just Andre Walker, but I wanted to talk to my Kaiser more about that on Friday to make sure that sort of thing is cool with him.
( Eden is entirely taken aback, past Ronan asking for the gender of their baby; but rather the fact that no matter what, he wanted to name their child ANDRE. )
Eden Sinclair: If you think that I am going to name this kid Andre, anything? You’re sorely mistaken, Ronan.
( Hearing that from Eden, Ronan’s eyebrows furrow; emotion rushing to his face as she points a finger out to Sinclair, anger beginning to SURGE through him instinctively. )
Ronan Malosi: DON’T YOU EVER DISRESPECT THE KAISER LIKE THAT –
( Ronan stops himself amidst the end of his passionate statement; running a hand through this… Bald, as he collects himself for a moment. )
Ronan Malosi: Sorry about that, hun – I just… I just can’t stand to see you sit here and not acknowledge how big of an opportunity we have here to set our child up for GREATNESS!
( Ronan’s sudden rage causing a collateral effect, as Eden finds herself EXTREMELY offended that Ronan woul flash out at her so hard, simply because she didn’t favor the name Andre. )
Eden Sinclair: Ahh, so when it’s HIS honor you will do anything and everything to hold it on a pedestal? WHAT ABOUT ME, RONAN? EVERYTIME I SEE YOU, I AM LEFT IN A WAVE OF DISAPPOINTMENT BECAUSE YOU SOMEHOW FIND A WAY TO LOWER THE BAR EACH TIME!
Ronan Malosi: Lower the bar?? ME?? Eden, I’ve RAISED the bar! I’m the parent of the year right now, and you’re telling me I’ve LOWERED the bar?? I have sacrificed . . . So much. I went to war with Joso at Reckless Wiring… For you. For Andre Walker – but also for you. I got this title shot for you… Gifted by Andre Walker; And I am a part of Andre Walker’s inner circle, for YOU! Okay so mostly all of this is for me, but for you by extension! Don’t you get it? I do so much; and honestly? I don’t think I’m getting my credit for that fact.
Eden Sinclair: Do you understand how INSANE you sound right now?
( Ronan sighs, spreading his arms out to the side for a moment. )
Ronan Malosi: If this is wrong… I don’t wanna be right.
( Eden laughs, purely out of disbelief as she stares at Ronan who finds himself so passionate over something she finds so stupid. )
Eden Sinclair: Right… You know what? Go ahead. Go have fun with your Kaiser. IN FACT? Why don’t you and him have a baby, name THAT one Andre; AND YOU TWO CAN INDULGE IN THAT, WHILST YOU GET FARTHER AND FARTHER AWAY FROM ME – AND MY OFFICE.
( As Eden barks at Ronan, he stops; thinking. Pondering . . .)
Ronan Malosi: . . .
Eden Sinclair: . . .
Ronan Malosi: . . .
Eden Sinclair: . . .
Ronan Malosi: . . .
Eden Sinclair: . . .
Ronan Malosi: . . .
Eden Sinclair: RONAN!??!
Ronan Malosi: NO, NO – I WASN’T THINKING ABOUT THAT; I JUST REMEMBERED THERE WAS ONE LAST TUNA SUB IN CATERING, AND I TOLD MYSELF I WASN’T GOING TO BUT… I WAS HAVING A MENTAL DILEMMA IF SOMEONE WAS GOING TO EAT IT OR NOT – YOU KNOW I HATE WASTE!!
( Eden throws her hands in the air, leaning back in her chair as she lets out a LARGE exhale. )
Ronan Malosi: Look… Why are things so tense? Lets, calm down, okay? Breathe! :whoa:
( Eden continues to look up, far far away from Ronan; hoping he’ll disappear if she doesn’t turn back. )
Eden Sinclair: Ronan Malosi I am PREGNANT. I DON’T HAVE TO CALM DOWN, DON’T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!
Ronan Malosi: OKAY, OKAY! Fair enough . . .
( Ronan says, giving up; knowing that was a fight nobody could prepare him for, not even his Kaiser; as he stared at Eden who was trying to do her breathing exercises, not wanting to drain herself out over this fuss he brought in. )
Ronan Malosi: Look.. I get it. You think I’m a loser, but I want to prove to you; that I am more than that. That Ronan Malosi and his Bloodline can be greater than your expectations… ‘Uce.
( Eden slowly tilts her head towards Ronan, raising an eyebrow as she decides to bite. )
Eden Sinclair: And how exactly do you plan on proving yourself, hmm? Becoming a graphic designer because you clearly have SUCH an artistic touch?
Ronan Malosi: No, no – those are talents of mine I’ll indulge in when I retire, but for now? I want to prove to you that I can BE something… When I win the Interwire Championship. But, in return? We name this kid of ours Andre; just as the prophecy said.
( A chuckle once again leaves Eden’s mouth, shrugging; as she stares at Ronan. )
Eden Sinclair: You know what? Sure! If you win the Interwire Championship, we can name our kid whatever you want! Name it Roberta, Name it Andre, Name it the last Subway worker to feed you a Tuna Sub; I DON’T CARE. Because since you’re never winning that title? Silly deals like that don’t matter to me – but if you’re getting that? Then in return, YOU have to get out of my office; how about that?
( And to that? Ronan jumps for joy! )
Ronan Malosi: YIPEE!
Eden Sinclair: You can’t be serious.
Ronan Malosi: What? I can’t CELEBRATE knowing that my child is going to adorn the Andre name? This is the greatest news I’ve heard all week! Seriously Eden, thank you for giving this to me… For giving this to us! I’LL GO CALL ALBERT RIGHT AWAY, THE KAISER BLOODLINE IS GOING TO CONTINUE!
( Ronan says, walking forward for a hug; though he hesitates. )
Ronan Malosi: Ahh, we can do that later!
( Ronan says; before BOLTING out of the office, his cheers ringing through the halls as he left the door wide open; a sudden relief followed by the current abundant wave of mental stress weighing on Eden, as she side; almost dumping her head onto her desk as she looked down to her stomach, rubbing her growing belly. )
Eden Sinclair: Oh, baby girl… You have really have a fucking loser for a father.
( Eden said, sighing; as the camera slowly cut away from her office, as it cut back towards the ring, with the show getting set back up for some Bloodsport action. )
( Bloodsport has made a return to the mainstream with the crowd seated, ready to witness more thrilling action unfolding here tonight. As the graphic fades across the screen, the resounding roars of cheers and excitement fill the air. )
( The camera then slowly fades back and unveils Bella Braxton standing at the center of the barbed wire-ringed arena. On the ringside, there are a few ladders, some of which are exploding with barbed wires, while others remain normal, all tossed into a chaotic mix. With Bella’s presence, the camera captures the striking beauty she possesses. She then begins announcing this electrifying match. )
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE EXPLODING BARBED WIRE LADDER MATCH FOR THE ULTIMATE OPPORTUNITY!
Crowd: HEGBRUIGNJIOERGJNRIOBG*$)(GNRI)HGIORJBGUOBHGU$BU*)BU(B%*(BGUP%B)IB%GNIOGH(IRGNIP(%RGJORIGH*_(RIGNI:RGH(ORGIHRGJ{(ORNHPG(RINGIORGIUNGIOBRHGIRNVIURBHRIUBGPIUROUORBHIUPRBIBRIUPNIPGIHP
Bella Braxton: All 6 competitors will engage in fierce competition within this ring, with some of those barbed wire ladders even including explosive elements. These 6 elitists will be wrestling inside the confines of the barbed wire ring, and the sole pathway to victory in this competition lies in seizing the correct ladder and ascending to the top to secure the **__one and only__** Ultimate Opportunity!
( ‘Imma Be’ by the Black Eyed Peas resonates through the PA system as Bea Valentine makes her deliberate entrance, met with a substantial chorus of boos that could easily have been deafening. Bea maintains her composure despite the harsh reactions from the crowd, her gaze fixed upwards. It becomes apparent to her that the match isn’t entirely what she anticipated – as there’s only one opportunity, not the expected three. Although surprised momentarily, Bea regains her focus. She directs her attention back to the competition at hand, striding purposefully toward the ring with unwavering confidence in her ability to triumph in the match tonight, even in light of this unexpected shift in circumstances. )
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST!… FROM BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS!… WEIGHING IN AT 143 POUNDS!…. ‘QUEEN-BEA’ !!!!!!!!!!… BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…. VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: BEA-lieve it or not! A shred of BEA-lief is about to come all true! Bea Valentine has entered this competition with the determination to fight for the Ultimate Opportunity suspended high above us all! Will Bea emerge victorious tonight, or will this opportunity slip through her grasp? We’re about to discover the answers very shortly!
Persephone: God, I hate this fucking bitch so much. The fact that she and Valerie are both in this match is unbelievable. They literally do the exact same thing, how can anyone tolerate them.
James Peters: Well I don’t think they care how you feel about them. They care about winning, and we will be watching to see if Bea could work some miracle for her EAW career today.
( Bea carefully steps through those barbed wire ropes and enters the ring with a shelf standing tall at the center of the setting. Looking around, she smirks a little, then positions herself by the corner and waits for others to make their entrance. ‘The World Is Mine’ by Mikey Rykus starts playing as Korey Gaines walks out and spreads both arms out to embrace the reaction. Korey surveys the surroundings and then locks eyes with the camera, pointing and winking before he moves toward the ring without much hesitation. Korey, who stops and limbers up, notices that there’s only one opportunity here as well. He nods, then carefully rolls into the ring and comes face to face with Bea Valentine. )
Bella Braxton: NEXT!… FROM OKLAHOMA CITY, OKLAHOMA!…. WEIGHING IN AT 170 POUNDS!… ‘THE EXTREME’ !!!!!!!!…. KOREYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY……. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Rich Russillo: The Extreme is in a very extreme match, so this is going to be a hell of a run for Korey Gaines tonight! Perhaps, he could gain a lot of advantage in this position against the rest of the competition here!
Persephone: Nothing has ever been extreme about this fucking plumber who pretends to be a professional wrestler. I’m even surprised this dude got himself a spot on a marquee event alongside all the other names we have on the roster. But anyhow, it’s Korey Gaines’ match, so I think I should take a nap throughout this match.
( Korey looks back to Bea one last time and slowly steps back away from her, just a little. Korey stands across from her, and then ‘Good 4 U’ by Olivia Rodrigo plays as Valerie Hellstorm makes her way out to the ring. Valerie looks absolutely gorgeous tonight as the camera comes close to her. She smirks and does a gun finger at the camera while heading down towards the ring. Valerie looks up and goes ‘oh,’ a little surprised because she thought, as well, that there is only one briefcase. Regardless, Valerie doesn’t care much and carefully goes inside the ring, looking around and seeing those barbed wires added alongside normal ladders, all thrown in a mix. Valerie then glances at Korey and Bea, laughing at them, and steps back a bit. )
Bella Braxton: NEXT!… FROM HUNTINGTON BEACH, CALIFORNIA!… WEIGHING IN AT 135 POUNDS!… ‘THE INEVITABLE FUTURE’ !!!!… VALERIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!… HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSTORMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: A week before heading into this competition, Valerie had beaten Mia Satnaro to bolster her confidence and everything else for this match. Throughout this whole week, Valerie has been sending a couple of images to every competitor in this contest, just like how every other has been doing. Her statement has been made time and again that she will become the winner of this competition, regardless of what these people may have to say. Tonight, Valerie is up to fight for the Ultimate Opportunity, and surely she is going to make the best out of her opportunity.
Persephone: She’s still fucking terrible as ever, so I doubt she’ll be holding any victories. Frankly, I’ve never really felt like putting my bets on any of the women in this competition, except for me, of course. I’m someone who should be standing shoulder-to-shoulder with Rex so I’m pretty confident she’s just going to end up as another casualty here for me.
( ‘Won’t Back Down’ by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers then takes over Valerie’s theme music as Michael S. Connor makes his way out to the ring, greeted by a loud cheer from the crowd. Michael raises his hands in acknowledgment to the fans and then gazes up at the ring. He notices that there’s only one briefcase, which isn’t like what he had been throwing out throughout this week like some others might have done. Regardless, Scotty nods; as someone who has been in the army, he’s used to unexpected situations, so this isn’t the newest challenge for him. Scotty warms up and starts moving down towards the ring, carefully navigating through the barbed wire ropes, glancing around and spotting those ladders along with the barbed wires ladder. He steps back and prepares for the match while eyeing those who have already been training in the ring. )
Bella Braxton: NEXT!… FROM LONDON, OHIO!… WEIGHING IN AT 210 POUNDS!…. MAJOR MICHAEL SCOTT!… COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: :salute:
Rich Russillo: :salute:
Persephone: Meh, fuck this guy.
Rich Russillo: Scotty has been around here for quite some time, and he has made his way to another FPV event tonight for the Ultimate Opportunity. Scotty has been doing well and dandy, always finding his space to seize the best opportunities for himself. Tonight, he’s here to fight for another shot, and he has to make sure he could win this!
( While Connor has already been in the ring, ‘LIKE IT! LOVE IT!’ by Setsuna Yuki then starts playing, and the cheer continues to grow louder as Ayu Megumi makes her entrance. Except, this time, she doesn’t even smile; it’s all about confidence and bravery in this forthcoming confrontation. Ayu slowly looks up at all the competitors in this match and strides confidently towards the ring, brimming with determination and a fierce desire to win this bout. Ayu comes to a halt and takes a deep breath, noticing that there’s only one briefcase, which only fuels the fire within her determination for this competition. With careful steps, Ayu enters the ring and quickly removes her entrance gear, preparing herself to fight in this match. )
Bella Braxton: NEXT!… FROM OKINAWA, JAPAN!… WEIGHING IN AT 115 POUNDS!… ‘THE AMAZING GIRL’ !!!!!!!!!… AYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!…. MMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Ayu fought at the Midsummer Massacre earlier this year alongside Usagi Senshi against Devolution. Unfortunately, that didn’t make her FPV journey go well so far. However, tonight, she’s not only looking to secure the Ultimate Opportunity back home but also to redeem the FPV loss she experienced earlier at Midsummer Massacre.
Persephone: She was at Midsummer Massacre? And what the fuck is a Devolution?
James Peters: Don’t forget that Ayu also had quite some problems with Bea Valentine. Bea was trying to accuse Ayu over the assault of Dray Fontana. But right here, it’s about to be settled. If she wins, she may still be winning her case against Bea. However, it depends on how much Bea will try to stop Ayu from winning the match.
( Ayu comes face to face with Bea immediately, only her, and they’re already glaring at each other once Ayu arrives. While the two women are arguing, everybody then turns their attention towards the theme song that pounds hard as “Aerials” by System of a Down plays, and a chorus of boos echoes, threatening to bring off the arena roof. Mr. Wrestling XIX steps out, slowly walking straight to the ring while he gazes up at everybody in the ring who are watching his entrance. Mr. Wrestling XIX halts in front of the ring, then eyes the lone briefcase that hangs above. He cautiously enters the ring, and now everybody has finally arrived. )
Bella Braxton: LAST!… FROM NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE!… WEIGHING IN AT 233 POUNDS!… MR. WRESTLINGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!… X!… I!!!!…. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Mr. Wrestling XIX has been the loudest in the room throughout his week, but his confidence might not be holding the same tune now because it shows that Mr. Wrestling XIX has never been afraid of anyone. Mr. Wrestling XIX has barely been defeated ever since his arrival here on Voltage, so he stands a big chance to win this match here tonight by unhooking the briefcase above him up there.
Persephone: The loudest pest in the room because he really has zero life and doesn’t know what grass exactly looks like, which is why there have been a couple of promos being posted throughout this week. This man probably doesn’t even know how to tactfully talk to women as well.
Rich Russillo: I think Mr. Wrestling XIX tends to make his statement as clear as possible before plunging into the mayhem, which is why their were quite a few reminders for everybody in this section of his true essence. Now that he’s here, we’re going to see if the statement is clearly ready for him to confront everybody.
( DING DING DING! )
James Peters: Exploding Barbed Wire Ladder Match for the one and only ultimate opportunity hanging above six competitors up there has officially begun, and it’s time to go all ballistic! Mr. Wrestling XIX and Korey Gaines going right at each other. Valerie Hellstorm charges at Ayu Megumi and immediately takes her down to the ground, pummeling her right away, while Scotty is now fighting off against Bea Valentine at the center of the ring. Everybody has their own targets and things to focus on at the moment, with dangerous explosive barbed wires surrounding them, so everybody has to be careful in this competition as well, to be aware of what will come into their life sooner here tonight at Bloodsport!
Rich Russillo: Korey Gaines manages to take advantage of Mr. Wrestling XIX for a second, but that doesn’t really last for long. Mr. Wrestling flips the script and starts mercilessly stomping Korey Gaines instead, not even letting him have a few seconds of control around here and managing to turn the tables against him so far! Valerie, after taking down Ayu, now carefully rolls under the barbed wire ropes down to the outside of the ring and starts folding some steel ladders down there, and gets them back beside the ring as soon as possible. Bea and Scotty are still going right at each other at the moment, everybody still trying to take one another down so far to create a space to step up to the top and claim the prize in this competition.
Persephone: Alright, I’m a bit lost here. There’s just too much happening for me to keep track of. I feel like the match has become a bit of a distraction; change the channel if you guys want to.
James Peters: Valerie tries to slide the ladder back inside the ring, but here comes Ayu Megumi, carefully sliding under the bottom rope, almost getting caught by those barbed wires…. EXECUTING THE BASEBALL SLIDE TO THE LADDER, CONNECTING WITH THE BARBED WIRE ROPES, AND IT GOES RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF VALERIE HELLSTORM, LEAVING HIM STRUGGLING AND STUMBLING RIGHT BACK INTO THE CROWD’S BARRIER! AYU GETS BACK TO HER FEET AND LOOKS TOWARD VALERIE, WHO’S ALREADY BEEN STUNNED BY THE IMPACT OF THE BASEBALL SLIDE COMBINED WITH THE LADDER ITSELF… WAIT, WHAT’S AYU THINKING OF DOING HERE?
Rich Russillo: NO WAY SHE JUST DID THAT!!! AYU JUMPS ACROSS THE BARBED WIRE ROPES PERFECTLY AND SHE DROPS VALERIE ON THE OUTSIDE WITH AN OVER-THE-TOP ROPE MOONSAULT PLANCHA! AMAZING GIRL WITH AN AMAZING SHOWCASE OF SKILL IN THIS HARDCORE COMPETITION! I’VE KNOWN FOR A LONG TIME AYU HAS TO BE ONE OF THE CRAZIEST ELITISTS WHEN IT COMES TO SPECIAL KINDS OF MATCHES THAT INVOLVE DANGEROUS ELEMENTS, AND AYU HASN’T DISAPPOINTED US YET!
Persephone: Well I don’t care about that. I want to see people DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL EACH OTHER! MURDER! COME ON, I NEED TO SEE BLOOD! BWAAHHAHAHAHAHAH!
James Peters: It comes down to Bea Valentine and Scotty throwing hands at each other while both competitors are still inside that ring. The two are still going head-to-head, while Mr. Wrestling XIX starts beating up Korey on his own there. Korey, now having recovered, throws Mr. Wrestling XIX outside of the ring. Bea suddenly drops Scotty by kicking one of his legs and sending him through the barbed wire ropes to the outside of the ring. Inside the ring, there’s a ladder resting on the side of the apron. Mr. Wrestling XIX and Bea Valentine come face to face with each other, both elites looking down at the lone ladder in the ring at the moment….
Bea Valentine: (Off-Mic) HI!
Mr. Wrestling XIX: 😐
Persephone: That stupid bitch is going to die.
James Peters: MR. WRESTLING XIX AND BEA START RACING TO THE LADDER TO SEIZE THE UPPER HAND AND CLAIM THE LADDER FOR THEMSELVES. BEA GETS ON ONE SIDE OF THE LADDER WHILE MR. WRESTLING XIX TAKES THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LADDER! THEY’RE BOTH FIGHTING TOOTH AND NAIL TO SEIZE THE LADDER AND MAKE IT THEIR OWN IN THIS INTENSE COMPETITION!
Bea Valentine: (Off-Mic) LET IT GO, MORON!
Persephone: YOOOOOO HE JUST JAMMED THE LADDER RIGHT INTO HER GUT LIKE THAT! NOW BREAK HER TEETH WITH THAT LADDER! ANYTHING! SNAP HER NECK IN HALF RIGHT THERE IF POSSIBLE!
James Peters: WITH THE LADDER BEING CONNECTED, BEA IMMEDIATELY FALLING RIGHT TO THE GROUND IMMEDIATELY! AND THE LADDER IS NOW IN THE HANDS OF MR. WRESTLING XIX! MR. WRESTLING NOW HAS THE LADDER IN HIS HANDS, BUT HE DOESN’T SEEM LIKE HE WANTS TO THROW THAT LADDER UP JUST YET. WALKING TOWARDS BEA AND JUST SENDS THAT LADDER FLYING RIGHT INTO THE GROUND, TOPPLING BEA’S BODY!
Rich Russillo: KOREY GAINES FLYING FROM THE TOP OF THE CORNER, JUST LANDING ON BEA AS WELL, FROG SPLASH ON THE LADDER SANDWICHING BEA WITH THE LADDER. EVEN CREATING MORE DAMAGE ON BEA! I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHEN THE HELL KOREY EVEN GOT ON THAT BUT AHT SURELY LEAVING EVERYBODY ON A SURPRISED AT HIS SUDDEN ACTION ON BEA IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT! MR. WRESTLING XIX, WHO CAUGHT KOREY BACK, PICKING HIM FROM THE GROUND AND SEIZING HIM, SENDING HIM ON SHOULDER…. DRIVING HIM RIGHT ONTO THE LADDER, HAVING THE LADDER SQUEEZE BEA AGAIN BY POWERBOMBING KOREY GAINES TO THE LADDER!
James Peters: The advantage of the ladder could have accomplished this much, Mr. Wrestling XIX could be contemplating something even more powerful and sinister, aiming to gain an even greater upper hand in this competition. And surely, that ultimate opportunity briefcase is here tonight! Mr. Wrestling XIX himself takes Bea and Korey down, all by himself. He now has the ladder in his hands and begins setting everything up at the center of the ring. On the outside, Ayu continues to battle Valerie, controlling the situation at the moment. Ayu throws a right hand at Valeir once again, ultimately sending her over the barricade. Scotty is now slowly recovering from the attack that Bea had initiated on him earlier. He quietly sneaks back inside with something in his hand. What exactly does he have in his hands?
Rich Russillo: IS THAT A SCREWDRIVER IN HIS HAND? WHAT COULD THIS SICK FREAK HAVE BEEN THINKING?!
Persephone: FUCK YEAH! WE ARE ABOUT TO SEE SOME EYEBALL POPPING OUT AND STICK ON A SCREWDRIVER LIKE MARSHMALLOW!
Rich Russillo: HE CHARGES IN, AND HE’S JUST ABOUT TO THRUST IT TOWARDS MR. WRESTLING XIX’S EYES! WATCH OUT, SIR!
James Peters: HE CATCHES HIM WITH A KICK TO THE GUT, AND THE SCREWDRIVER DROPS FROM SCOTTY’S HAND! HE JUST SAVED HIMSELF FROM BEING STABBED IN THE EYES! MR. WRESTLING SEIZES MAJOR AND QUICKLY PUTS HIM IN A PROBLEMATIC POSITION AGAIN…. BUT MR. WRESTLING XIX ISN’T AIMING FOR THE LADDER THIS TIME! OH NO, HE CHARGES TOWARD THE ROPES, SEEMINGLY INTENT ON TRIGGERING THE EXPLOSION!
( BOOM! )
James Peters: :damn: MR. WRESTLING XIX DIDN’T EVEN GET THE CHANCE TO THROW HIM TO THE ROPES! SCOTTY JUST REVERSED THE POWERBOMB INTO A FRANKENSTEINER, SENDING MR. WRESTLING XIX SOARING INTO THOSE ROPES INSTEAD! RESULTING IN HIM COLLIDING WITH AN EXPLOSIVE THAT IGNITES AS SOON AS HE HITS THE ROPES!
Persephone: DO IT AGAIN! I LOVE IT!
Rich Russillo: MR. WRESTLING XIX IS ALREADY BEING PUT IN A NASTY SPOT LIKE THAT, LEAVING SCOTTY A CHANCE TO MAKE ADVANCEMENT IN THIS EXTREME COMPETITION, CROUCHING BESIDE THE LADDER THAT’S NOT SO FAR AWAY FROM HIM. SCOTTY LOOKS AROUND, AND NOW HE SLOWLY PICKS THE LADDER OFF THE GROUND AND STARTS SETTING IT UP! HE’S LOOKING TO MAKE HIS WAY IMMEDIATELY TO THE TOP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, TAKING ADVANTAGE OF EVERYBODY STILL BUSY FIGHTING EACH OTHER! NOT MANY PEOPLE MIGHT BE COMING BACK SOONER!
James Peters: AYU IS HERE! AYU IS BACK! SHE ROLLS BACK INSIDE THE RING AND HALTS SCOTTY FROM MAKING HIS WAY TO THE TOP TO WIN THE ULTIMATE OPPORTUNITY CONTRACT! AYU THROWS A RIGHT HAND, STRIKING ACROSS SCOTTY’S FACE! RIGHT NOW, AYU IS KEEPING SCOTTY AWAY FROM THE LADDER, BUT HERE COMES VALERIE, STORMING BACK INTO THE RING AS THE CROWD’S REACTION SHIFTS FROM CHEERS TO BOOS! VALERIE SHOVES SCOTTY ASIDE, AND WITH A SUDDEN BURST OF ENERGY, SHE BEGINS STOMPING AND KICKING AYU ON HER OWN, WHILE SCOTTY SLOWLY PUSHES HIMSELF UP FROM THE MAT AND RISES BACK TO HIS FEET!
Rich Russillo: VALERIE STARTS YANKING AYU BY HER HAIR, PULLING HER BACK UP ONTO HER FEET. IMMEDIATELY, SHE DRIVES AYU’S FACE RIGHT BACK INTO THE RING’S GROUND! MEANWHILE, SCOTTY, FINALLY BACK ON HIS FEET, NOW STARTS CLIMBING THE LADDER ONCE AGAIN. HE HEADS ALL THE WAY UP TO THE TOP, BUT VALERIE NOTICES THAT SOMETHING’S GONE WRONG. SHE SEES THAT SCOTTY IS JUST ABOUT TO GRAB THE CONTRACT! SCOTTY COULD BE WINNING THIS MATCH WITHOUT GOING THROUGH ABSOLUTE HELL RIGHT NOW!
James Peters: BUT THE CHANGE DOESN’T SIT WELL WITH SCOTTY, VALERIE QUICKLY CLIMBING UP THE LADDER, TAKING A POSITION WHERE SCOTTY IS STANDING THERE ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE! SHE PUNCHES HIM WITH A RIGHT HAND ACROSS HIS FACE AND IMMEDIATELY CHOPS HIM JUST IN FRONT, FORMING A DIZZYING SEQUENCE! VALERIE AND SCOTTY COME DOWN TO FACE EACH OTHER AT THE MOMENT ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER, VALERIE GRABS SCOTTY’S HEAD AND DRIVES HIS FACE RIGHT INTO THE TOP OF THE LADDER! VALERIE REACHES HER HAND OUT, AND NOW SHE ATTEMPTS TO GRASP THE CONTRACT UP THERE!
Rich Russillo: OUCH! SCOTTY WITH A NASTY SLAP, STOPPING HER FROM SEIZING THE CONTRACT! AND NOW SCOTTY GOES FOR HIS OWN TO GRAB THE CONTRACT AGAIN, BUT VALERIE QUICKLY CHOPS RIGHT INTO HIS THROAT, AND NOW SHE TRIES TO SEND SCOTTY OFF THE LADDER! THIS IS A RISKY SPOT FOR BOTH COMPETITORS HERE, WITH THE POTENTIAL OF ONE OF THEM FALLING OFF!
James Peters: BEA! BEA IS MAKING A STRONG COMEBACK IN THIS MATCH! AFTER BEING CRUSHED BY THE LADDER EARLIER, BEA HAS RECOVERED AND NOW SHE’S GRABBED HOLD OF THE LADDER WITH BOTH ENDS STILL ON THE TOP! HOLD ON, SHE’S SHOVING THE LADDER TOWARDS THEM; IT LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE ABOUT TO TUMBLE DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE LIKE A LINE OF DOMINOES!
( CRASH! )
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD! BOTH JUST FELL RIGHT THROUGH THOSE BARBED WIRE BOARDS ON THE OUTSIDE! BEA SWIFTLY PUSHED THE LADDER OFF, CAUSING BOTH VALERIE AND SCOTTY TO CRASH DOWN THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE BOARDS ON THE SIDE OF THE RING! BEA HAS JUST TAKEN TWO COMPETITORS DOWN IN THIS COMPETITION ON HER OWN, AND NOW SHE IS ALL ALONE WITH THE LADDER IN HER HANDS!
Persephone: THEY DIE!
James Peters: BEA MIGHT JUST BE PUNCHING THE GOLDEN TICKET IN THIS MATCH, WITH BOTH ENDS LAID DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE AS THEY JUST WENT THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE BOARDS! THIS IS A GOOD CHANCE FOR BEA TO CLIMB UP THE LADDER THERE! COULD QUEEN BEA BEA-COME THE ULTIMATE OPPORTUNITY HOLDER TONIGHT IN THE BEST FASHION POSSIBLE?
Persephone: NO! I WANT THIS SHIT TO CONTINUE! THIS WILL NOT END UNTIL I SEE A DEAD BODY!
Rich Russillo: BESIDES THE REST OF THE STATEMENT, THAT FIRST WORD INDEED ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS I HAVE EVER TO AGREE WITH PERSEPHONE, BECAUSE KOREY GAINES IS STILL UP IN THIS COMPETITION, AND HE IS TRYING TO STOP BEA FROM CLIMBING UP THE TOP OF THE LADDER!
James Peters: BEA IS GETTING PUSHED BACK BY KOREY, WHO THROWS PUNCHES AND DELIVERS A SHARP KICK TO HER GUT. HE FOLLOWS UP WITH A SPINNING KICK TO HER JAW. BEA STUMBLES AND DROPS TO BOTH KNEES! KOREY TAKES A STEP BACK AND THEN CHARGES AT BEA FOR ANOTHER STRIKING MOVE. BUT BEA CATCHES KOREY INSTANTLY AND PUTS HIM IN A HOLD! SHE BEGINS TAKING A STEP BACKWARD TOWARDS THOSE BARBED WIRE ROPES! THIS WOMAN HAS A FEW TRICKS UP HER SLEEVE!… AND HERE IT COMESSSSSSSSSSSSS!…..
( BOOM! )
Rich Russillo: GERMAN SUPLEX DRIVES KOREY TO THOSE BARBED-WIRE ROPES! THAT’S ANOTHER EXPLOSION FROM TONIGHT SO FAR. THERE HAVE BEEN A LOT OF EXPLOSIONS GOING AROUND TODAY, BUT WE ARE SURE GOING TO SEE MORE FROM HERE! BEA JUST TOOK DOWN KOREY WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX THAT DRIVES HIM HIGH AND HURLS HIM FLYING TOWARDS THEM! KOREY ENDS UP LYING ON THE GROUND AFTER THE EXPLOSIVE IMPACT, AND NOW HE FALLS DOWN TO THE GROUND AFTER A MASSIVE GERMAN SUPLEX! KOREY’S EARS MIGHT HAVE BEEN HEARING TOTALLY NOTHING DUE TO THE EXPLOSION THAT BROUGHT HIM SO MUCH CLOSER WHEN BEA DROVE HIM TOWARDS THOSE ROPES!
( Bea takes a look around, seeing that nobody is getting up sooner. Scotty and Valerie are still lying down there. Korey Gaines was just taken down by the German Suplex that connected with those massive ropes. Ayu and Mr. Wrestling are still recovering. But as Bea sees the turns unfolding, she quickly approaches the ropes and looks up at the contract, a smile forming on her own face, and even more excitement building about this. )
James Peters: BEA IS JUST ABOUT TO CLIMB THE LADDER, BUT MR. WRESTLING XIX BARELY GRABS HER LEG. BEA TRIES TO KICK HIM AWAY TO FREE HER LEG! SHE ATTEMPTS TO WREST HER WAY THROUGH MR. WRESTLING’S GRIP, BUT HE REMAINS STOPPING HER FROM GOING UP THERE! BEA NOTICES THAT MR. WRESTLING XIX’S BACK HAS BEEN COVERED IN A LITTLE BLOOD FROM THE EXPLOSION EARLIER THAT NOW BEA PIVOTS HERSELF AWAY FROM THE LADDER AND STARTS STOMPING ON THE BACK OF MR. WRESTLING XIX! HE CAN BARELY MOVE NOW, LET ALONE BEA BEATING HIM UP!
James Peters: AYU HITS BEA WITH A DISCUS LARIAT WHILE BEA WAS DISTRACTED BY MR. WRESTLING XIX, LEAVING BEA STUMBLING BACK RIGHT TO THE LADDER AND BANGING HER ELBOW AS IT HITS THERE! AYU STEPS BACK A BIT AND THEN LOOKS BACK AT BEA, WHO’S LEANING AGAINST THE LADDER! AYU QUICKLY GRABS BEA AND DRAGS HER OUT AWAY FROM THE LADDER, POSITIONING HERSELF IN FRONT OF THE CORNER!…
( CRASH! )
James Peters: EXPLODER SUPLEX DRIVES BEA INTO THE CORNER THROUGH ONE OF THE BARBED WIRE BOARDS!
Rich Russillo: NOW AYU- WOAH! MR. WRESTLING IS ALMOST STABBING HER WITH A SCREWDRIVER, BUT IT GETS STUCK ON THE TOP OF THE CORNER INSTEAD AS AYU MANAGES TO EVADE THE ATTACK! MR. WRESTLING XIX NOW HAS THE SCREWDRIVER STUCK ON THE TOP OF THE CORNER! HE TURNS BACK AROUND AND MAKES A HASTY MOVE TO TAKE AYU DOWN IN HIS OWN STYLE, BUT AYU READS HIS INTENTIONS, AND MR. WRESTLING JUST WALKS RIGHT INTO A LADDER! AYU CATCHES THE LADDER, COLLAPSES IT, THEN DROPS IT TO THE GROUND, MOVING IN TO SNATCH MR. WRESTLING XIX! SHE GOES FOR ANOTHER EXPLODER SUPLEX, SENDING MR. WRESTLING XIX CRASHING INTO THE LADDER!
Persephone: Stop with these boring wrestling movies! I don’t give a shit how many moves you have to use, just do something that fits the tone of this match! Blood! Explosion! Kill! Die! Burn in hell! This is an exploding barbed-wire ladder match for a reason, idiots!
James Peters: AYU IS ALL ALONE IN THAT RING, AND SHE HAS THIS ONE LUCKY CHANCE OF WIN THIS COMPETITION WITH HERSELF, JUST TAKING EVERYBODY OUT ON HER OWN! BEA IS DOWN, MR. WRESTLING XI IS DOWN AGAIN! KROEY IS DOWN AS WELL! WAIT, WHAT ABOUT THOSE TWO?! OH WAIT, AYU LOOKS! BEHIND YOU! VALERIE IS THERE AND SHE HAS SOMETHING IN HER HAND! AYU HAS BEEN SET IN THE DANGEROUS SPOT AGAIN! WATCH OUT!
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Persephone: THAT BITCH IS FUCKED!
Rich Russillo: A BARBED-WIRE STEEL CHAIR IS JUST BASHING THE HEAD OF AYU MEGUMI, IMMEDIATELY DROPPING AYU TO THE GROUND RIGHT AWAY! VALERIE IS BACK WITH A WEAPON IN HER HANDS AND GIVING HERSELF AN EVEN MORE ADVANTAGEOUS POSITION IN THIS COMBAT WITH A NASTY SHOT FOR THE STEEL CHAIR, CONNECTING TO THE TOP OF AYU’S HEAD LIMB! VALERIE DROPS THE CHAIR AND SHE’S STILL FAR FROM FINISHING HER JOB WITH AYU THERE YET! VALERIE HAS AYU OFF THE GROUND BY PICKING HER UP AND SETTING HER AND AYU RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE BARBED-WIRE CHAIR THAT SHE DROPPED TO THE GROUND!….
James Peters: ‘BLOODY SUNDAY’ ON THE BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR! BOTH WOMEN ARE DEFINITELY HURT FROM THAT, BUT THE ONE WHO SEEMS TO BE HURT MORE IS AYU, WHO GOT HER HEAD DRIVEN INTO THOSE SHARP BARBED WIRES ATTACHED TO THE STEEL CHAIR TWICE FOR DAMN SURE! AYU… OH MY GOD, THAT LOOK IS ABSOLUTELY HORRIFYING!
( The camera slowly cuts close and focuses on Ayu, revealing the top of Ayu’s forehead that has been cut and brutalized by the barbed-wire steel chair that Valerie used twice to set Ayu out. It even shows close, displaying a flesh gash on Ayu’s forehead and how thick blood is leaking out of her head before slowly panning up to Valerie who is sitting there, holding down her shoulder at the hit points of those barbed wires as well when she executed the Bloody Sunday on it. Valerie looks back down to Ayu who is lying down there in absolute pain, smiling and just feeling satisfied with what she has just done to one of her opponents. )
Persephone: :weary: :heart_eyes: :hot_face: YEAH SEE, LOOK AT BLOOD! THAT FLESH! PAIN! CRY! TEARS! :weary: :heart_eyes: :hot_face:
Rich Russillo: :dame:
James Peters: It’s fine; this isn’t the first time anyway.
Rich Russillo: Valerie must be really happy there, as she just bloodbathed her opponent with a barbed-wire steel chair at the center of the ring, leaving her audience in quite amazement by the action that has been unfolding in front of their eyes there. Valerie sets her target once again, and her eyes are locked on the ultimate opportunity briefcase like it’s her first love. Valerie now lifts the ladder off the ground as she starts setting it up, NOW SHE HAS IT PLACED AT THE CENTER OF THE RING AND SHE MAKES SURE IT’S SECURELY PROPPED UP THE TOP OF THE LADDER!
James Peters: SCOTTY! HE IS BACK IN THE RING AND SHE JUST PICKED THE BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR ON THE GROUND, LASHING VALERIE’S BACK WITH IT WHILE SHE’S JUST ABOUT TO REACH THE TOP! SCOTY STEPS BACK AND HE HITS HER WITH THAT BARBED-WIRE STEEL CHAIR ONCE AGAIN! V SCOTTY NOW DROPS THE CHAIR TO THE GROUND AND GRABS VALERIE BY HER THROAT, TURNING HER FACE TOWARDS THE LADDER AND RAMS HER FACE HARD INTO ONE OF THOSE STEPS OF THE LADDER!
Rich Russillo: SCOTTY GRABS THE BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR FROM THE GROUND AND DELIVERS A VICIOUS SMASH TO HER BACK! VALERIE CRIES OUT IN AGONY, SINKING DOWN TO HER KNEES WITH PAIN. SEIZING THE OPPORTUNITY, SCOTTY TAKES THE REINS. HE PRESSES THE STEEL CHAIR AGAINST HER BACK, AND STARTS RAKING VALERIE’S BACK WITH THE BARBED WIRES ENTWINED AROUND THE CHAIR! WHAT’S HIS INTENTION HERE? I THOUGHT HE WAS THE GENTLE ONE IN THIS MATCH!
Persephone: He’s been channeling those Vietnam war soldiers’ inner… BUT I LOVE IT! YEAH! MORE MORE MORE! NOW STABBING HER FACE WITH IT!
James Peters: With Valerie being set down on the ground by Scotty’s extreme strategy, he now retargets the ladder once again, and he takes time to head up to the top of the ladder to snatch the ultimate opportunity in his hands but ALL THAT IS STOPPED BY BEA VALENTINE, WHO BARELY RECOVERS FROM THE EXPLODER SUPLEX AYU HAD APPLIED EARLIER! BEA IS ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE LADDER; THIS FEELS LIKE DÉJÀ VU ONCE AGAIN! BEA JUST RECOVERED TO FINALLY CLIMB THAT LADDER, BUT NOW SHE HAS TO FIGHT SOMEONE STANDING ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF HER ONCE AGAIN! SCOTTY TRIES TO FIGHT BACK WHILE BEA AS WELL FIGHTS HER ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER! BEA GRABS THE BRIEFCASE AND TRIES TO GET IT AS SOON AND AS SECURELY AS POSSIBLE, BUT SHE MANAGES TO STUN SCOTTY WITH A HARD SHOT FROM HER RIGHT HAND! BEA IS ABOUT TO GRAB IT BUT SCOTTY LEANS FORWARD WITH ELBOW, CONNECTING RIGHT TO HER GUT!
Rich Russillo: BEA ISN’T GOING TO BACK AWAY FROM THE COMPETITION JUST YET AND DRIVES THE ELBOW ACROSS THE FACE OF SCOTTY THIS TIME AS WELL! SCOTTY IS STUNNED BY THE BLOW COMING ACROSS HIS FACE, AND BEA HAS MADE IT TO THE TOP OF THE LADDER SO FAST AND AS SECURELY AS POSSIBLE! BEA ISN’T GOING TO SNATCH THE BRIEFCASE JUST YET AND LOOKS DOWN AT SCOTTY WHO IS STILL TRYING TO CLIMB UP, BUT HE ONLY REACHES BEA’S FEET. WHAT IS BEA THINKING THERE? WHAT’S HER PLAN-BEA?
Persephone: WHAT THE FUCK?????
Rich Russillo: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! ‘BEA STING’ LEAPS OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER AND LANDS SQUARELY ON THE FACE AND JAW OF SCOTTY, SENDING BOTH ELITISTS CRASHING DOWN TO THE CANVAS! THAT MUSHROOM STOMP FROM THE LADDER IN A TREE OF WOE STYLE HAS TAKEN TWO COMPETITORS OUT OF ACTION! NOW EVERYONE IS LYING DOWN IN THE RING, THIS MATCH HAS BEEN FULLY INTENSE!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: THIS IS AWESOME! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: THIS IS AWESOME! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: THIS IS AWESOME! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Persephone: This isn’t just awesome or impressive, that’s downright unrealistic and supernatural! How on earth did she even pull that off without having both knees clipped?
Rich Russillo: She BEA-uilt different.
Persephone: I hope someone BEA-t your lame ass up tonight, you cringelord fuck.
Rich Russillo: :wtf:
James Peters: This has been a tremendous battle between these six voltage competitors so far. To win one thing that’s been up there and that’s the ultimate opportunity that everyone in this company has been yearning for. Bea now slowly rises back upon her feet, Ayu has some hard time struggling back to her feet here, and Mr. Wrestling finally comes back as well, as Korey Gaines slowly, sluggishly has his back stretching and all, with pain and stiffness thrown in from explosive that he took earlier. Everybody has their eyes locked in with each other around the ring, even Ayu, who could barely stable herself standing on both feet!
Rich Russillo: LIKE WEEKND’S ABEL TESFAYE HAS SAID, HERE WE GO AGAIN! AYU AND BEA ARE GOING TOE-TO-TOE, WHILE MR. WRESTLING XIX IS LOCKING HORNS WITH KOREY ONCE MORE! MR. WRESTLING THROWS A RIGHT HAND, AND KOREY RETALIATES WITH HIS OWN RIGHT HAND. AYU, THE BLOODIED WARRIOR, BATTLES AGAINST BEA THERE AND PUTS UP A VALIANT FIGHT AGAINST THE ONSLAUGHT COMING FROM ALL ANGLES!
James Peters: KOREY SPRINGS UP SUDDENLY, LEAPING TOWARD ONE OF MR. WRESTLING’S KNEES. HIS KNEE STRIKE SLAMS INTO MR. WRESTLING XIX’S CHIN, SENDING HIM REELING BACK TO THE GROUND! BOTH WRESTLERS ARE BROUGHT DOWN BY KOREY’S ATTACK! KOREY RECOVERS AND ADVANCES ONCE AGAIN, ATTEMPTING ANOTHER KNEE STRIKE!, MR. WRESTLING XIX READS THE MOVE AND EVADES, CAUSING KOREY TO HURTLE ONTO THE BARBED WIRE-ADORNED STEEL CHAIR THAT HAS LANDED NEARBY, DUE TO A BACKDROP SUPLEX!
Persephone: WOOOOOOOOOOOO! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE!
Rich Russillo: BEA HAS THE OPPORTUNITY LEFT OPEN WITH AYU COVERED IN BLOOD, DROPPING TO BOTH KNEES WITH EXHAUSTION, SHE COULDN’T RESIST WELL. BEA RUSHES RIGHT TO MR. WRESTLING, AND SHE’S LOOKING TO DRIVE HER KNEE ACROSS HIS JAW AS WELL! BEA WITH ‘BEA TRIGGER’ BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE AT AYU! AYU AVOIDS THE ATTACK BY LYING TO HER SIDE AND BEA NEARLY TUMBLES STRAIGHT INTO THOSE EXPLODING BARBED-WIRE ROPES! MR. WRESTLING, COMING FROM BEHIND, RUSHES IN AND THROWS BEA INTO THOSE ROPES!
( BOOM! )
Persephone: OPPENHEIMER!
James Peters: MR. WRESTLING EXECUTES A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF BEA’S HEAD, CAUSING HER TO LUNGE INTO THOSE ROPES! HER FACE COLLIDES WITH THE EXPLOSION EMANATING FROM THEM! OH MY LORD, THE EXPLOSION IS INTENSE, AND IT IMMEDIATELY BLINDS HER! EXPLOSIVE SPARKS HIT HER FACE TRULY A PAINFUL SIGHT TO BEHOLD!
( Mr. Wrestling XIX kneels and looks back to Bea, seeing her lying down on the ground and grimacing in pain. Mr. Wrestling XIX is watching and quickly shifts his focus back to the match, looking up at the ladder that’s barely been set up… but Mr. Wrestling’s face doesn’t seem like a plain ladder like this dawns on him. With Mr. Wrestling XIX looking around, he could see that there are a few unused exploding barbed wire ladders that have been placed throughout this match that are yet to be used. )
James Peters: We have this match called Exploding Barbed Wire ladder match and, to my surprise, none of the exploding barbed wire ladders has been used. But Mr. Wrestling is looking to make a big move with the concept of this match here.
Rich Russillo: I have to agree with you as well! I mean, there are a few out there that haven’t been used, and they all have been there, ready for everybody to pick up. But most people have just been using anything else to win this match. Despite the fact that he seems to hate stipulations like these, it looks like Mr. Wrestling XIX seems to have thought of something really dangeroud here!
( Mr. Wrestling XIX slowly rolls under the barbed wire ropes down to the outside and now starts grabbing one of those barbed wires ladders carefully, closing it and slowly placing it on top of the apron and crowd’s barricade like a bridge. Mr. Wrestling then grabs another one.)
Persephone: :lupe:
James Peters: :lupe:
Rich Russillo: :lupe:
( Mr. Wrestling XIX then folds the second exploding barbed wire ladder that he spotted, then slides back into the ring. With Mr. Wrestling XIX having everything set up, he heads back inside slowly and looking forward to continuing this competition, walking closer to Ayu Megumi and picking her up off the ground. )
James Peters: Ayu is still grounded with her will and motivation, not even going to back away even though her body is entirely covered in blood, that moment that she could barely punch Mr. Wrestling XIX that’s standing right in front of her here! This is really sad to watch!
Persephone: Haha, what a fucking loser. The biggest loser of all 3 in mid aces.
( Mr. Wrestling XIX stands right in front of Ayu, watching her desperate attempts to fight by punching his gut, even though it doesn’t do much damage. Thanks to all the punishment she’s taken Ayu has nothing left and Mr. Wrestling knows this, so he just shakes his head.)
Mr. Wrestling XIX: (Off-Mic) Useless.
James Peters: MR. WRESTLING XIX IMMEDIATELY GRABS AYU, LIFTING HER UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!!! MR. WRESTLING LOOKS TO SEND AYU DOWN TO THAT BARBED WIRE LADDER AND DROP HER ONTO THE EXPLOSIVE BARBED WIRE LADDER!
Persephone: TIME TO DIE!
Rich Russillo: WAIT NO! AYU ESCAPES BEHIND MR. WRESTLING XIX’S BACK! SHE SLIPS OUT! AYU BOLTS FREE, LANDS ON THE GROUND SAFELY! AND MR. WRESTLING’S TIDE DIDN’T TURN IN HIS FAVOR, AND HE JUST FINDS HIMSELF CARRYING NOBODY! HE TURNS AROUND AND AYU SPRINGS RIGHT AT HIM!… ‘ISEKAI’ HIDDEN BLADE SWINGING BACK ELBOW CONNECTS BY AYU RIGHT INTO MR. WRESTLING XIX’S FACE!
James Peters: AYU JUST GOES FROM BARELY FIGHTING BACK HER OPPONENT, AND NOW SHE SUDDENLY ALL HYPED UP AND TAKES DOWN ONE OF HER OPPONENTS LIKE A BAT! AYU KIPS UP FROM THE GROUND AND SHE PICKS MR. WRESTLING XIX BACK TO HIS FEET AS IF HE’S A POSEABLE ACTION FIGURE, AND SHE EFFORTLESSLY THROWS MR. WRESTLING XIX OVER HER SHOULDERS! AYU GRABS MR. WRESTLING XIX BY HIS HAIR AND SHE AIMS FOR THE EXPLODING BARBED-WIRE LADDER THAT DROPPED ONTO THE GROUND EARLIER!…
( BOOM! )
James Peters: AYU DIVES AND PUTS MR. WRESTLING THROUGH THE LADDER WITH A CUTTER!!!! AYU DRIVES MR. WRESTLING XIX’S FACE RIGHT INTO THE EXPLODING BARBED-WIRE LADDER ON THE GROUND! MY GOODNESS, THAT’S A HUGE EXPLOSION!
Persephone: God is good. God is great. :pray:
Rich Russillo: MR. WRESTLING GOES FACE ONTO THE LADDER, LEAVING BOTH COMPETITORS IN THE SPARKS OF THE EXPLOSION THAT COMES OUT OF THE LADDER AS BOTH WRESTLERS JUST ENTANGLE THEMSELVES IN IT. LUCKILY, AYU WAS ONLY HURT ON ONE OF HER LEGS AND A LITTLE ON HER GUT, WHILE THE WHOLE FACE OF MR. WRESTLING XIX HAS BEEN BLISTERED AND BURNED BY THE ENERGY OF THE SPARKS THAT SHOT OUT FROM THE BARBED WIRE LADDER ITSELF! COMBINING THE FORCE OF THE EXPLOSION AND THE BARBED-WIRE LADDER ATTACHED TO THE LADDER ITSELF, REALLY PUTS MR. WRESTLING XIX IN THE NASTIEST SPOT POSSIBLE!
Persephone: It’s kinda disappointing because I wish it didn’t burn his face or whatever. I just wish the skin is going to come off and we’re going to start seeing some flesh beneath the skin of his face and something brutal that’s actually entertaining around here.
Rich Russillo: :dahell:
James Peters: AYU, NOW KNEELING THERE WITH THE CROWD BACKING HER UP, THEY ALL ARE READY TO SUPPORT HER AT THE FULLEST IN THIS CRUCIAL MOMENT, EVEN SHE DOESN’T REALLY LOOK GOOD AT THE MOMENT, BUT EVERYBODY IS READY TO PUSH THEIR SUPPORT FOR HER! THE WHOLE ROYAL ARENA IS ON THEIR FEET, AND NOW AYU GRABS THE LADDER THAT ISN’T HELPFUL FOR HER TO CLIMB HERE, MAKING HER WAY SLOWLY UP TO THE TOP, AND SHE’S ASCENDING HIGHER TO THE TOP! GO GET ‘EM, AYU!
Rich Russillo: KOREY MAKES A RETURN, FIGHTING HIS WAY BACK TO HIS FEET AND FINDING HIS GROOVE ONCE AGAIN IN THIS COMPETITION! GAINES HAS AYU HUNCHED DOWN OFF THE LADDER AND ONTO THE RING’S FLOOR! KOREY DELIVERS A POWERFUL KICK DIRECTLY INTO HER MIDSECTION, AIMING TO SEND HER REELING TOWARDS THE ROPES! AYU TURNS THE TABLES, SPINNING AROUND AND FORCEFULLY GUIDING KOREY STRAIGHT INTO THE UNFORGIVING EMBRACE OF THE BARBED WIRE ROPES!
Persephone: YEAH GET STABBED! STABBY, STABBY!
James Peters: KOREY HITS THE BRAKES TOO, TURNING BACK AROUND AND LAUNCHING A DISCUS ELBOW SMASH AIMED SQUARELY AT AYU! AYU WAVERS ON HER FEET BUT QUICKLY REGAINS HER FOOTING, RUSHING BACK IN WITH A RAPID COUNTER—A POWERFUL BICYCLE KICK THAT SPINS KOREY AROUND! THE IMPACT LEAVES KOREY STUMBLING BACKWARD! IN A QUICK RETALIATION, KOREY RESPONDS WITH A SPINNING KICK THAT NEARLY CAUSES AYU TO LOSE HER BALANCE!
Rich Russillo: IT’S SCOTTY! HE’S BACK IN THE FRAY ONCE MORE! SCOTTY CREEPS UP FROM BEHIND SLOWLY AND COMES UP WITH A SURPRISE MOVE — HE SENDS KOREY FLYING OVER HIS HEAD WITH A TEXTBOOK GERMAN SUPLEX! KOREY LUCKILY LANDS ON BOTH FEET AND RETREATS TO THE SIDE, HITTING A SPINNING KICK AT SCOTT! KOREY RUNS FROM THE SIDE!… CONNECTS WITH AYU AND SCOTTY’S FACES, DELIVERING AN ENZUIGIRI KICK!
James Peters: BOTH COMPETITORS ARE LEFT DUMBFOUNDED, BUT KOREY SEIZES THE OPPORTUNITY TO CAPITALIZE ON THE CHAOS. ONCE AGAIN, HE LOCKS HIS TARGETS ON AYU AND SCOTTY. KOREY GATHERS MOMENTUM AND MAKES AN ADVANCE, DIRECTING HIS ENERGY TOWARD SCOTTY FULL SPEED AHEAD!
Persephone: WAIT! HE GETS CAUGHT! THAT MARINE BASTARD HAS A HOLD OF A GOBLIN AND HE HEADS TOWARDS THAT ONE EXPLODING BARBED WIRE LADDER THAT FUCKING HAG HAS BEEN SETTING UP EARLIER WHEN HE WAS PLAYING SOMETHING DEVIOUS!
Rich Russillo: SCOTTY HOISTS KOREY OFF HIS FEET AND MAKES A BEELINE TOWARD THE SIDE WHERE THE LADDER AWAITS ITS FATE…
( CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! )
James Peters: SCOTTY HEAVES HIM THROUGH THE EXPLOSIVE BARBED WIRE LADDER OUTSIDE THE RING USING A MILITARY PRESS! THIS COULD VERY WELL BE THE END FOR KOREY ALREADY! HE COLLIDES FORCEFULLY WITH THE EXPLOSIVE BARBED WIRE LADDER, LEAVING NO CHANCE FOR HIM TO RECOVER FROM THAT!
Persephone: https://media.tenor.com/DeIsfuhe2UEAAAAC/drake-cheering.gif
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
( A few referees rush in to assess Korey’s condition as the cameraman zooms in for a close-up of Korey Gaines being on the receiving end of Major Michael Scott Connor’s wrath. The shot captures Kroey, not stirring or giving any sign of regaining consciousness. He’s still breathing, but he’s unconscious while the referee examines him. )
Rich Russillo: We have no idea if Korey is even going to be able to compete in this match at that moment! Scotty and Ayu just watching what has just happened there, but THEY’RE CAUGHT UNAWARE! BEA AND VALERIE JOIN BACK SIMULTANEOUSLY, BLINDSIDING SCOTTY AND AYU! BEA TARGETS AYU THIS ROUND, WHILE VALERIE SETS HER SIGHTS ON SCOTTY OVER THERE!
James Peters: BEA GETS RIGHT DOWN TO BUSINESS WITH HER OPPONENT AND SNATCHES THE LADDER THAT’S NOT A HEAVYWEIGHT TO HANDLE, RACING UP TO THE LADDER’S SUMMIT! VALERIE ABANDONS SCOTTY AND CHARGES STRAIGHT FOR BEA, YANKING HER OFF THE LADDER! BEA TOUCHES DOWN ON BOTH FEET, AND VALERIE COMES CHARGING IN WITH A ‘V-TRIGGER’ BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE!
Rich Russillo: BEA SWINGS BACK WITH A KNEE OF HER OWN! ‘BEA-TRIGGER’ LANDS ON VALERIE’S JAW! QUICK AS A FLASH, BEA SEIZES VALERIE TO HOLD HER AND THEN PROPELS VALERIE INTO THE AIR… AN ALABAMA SLAM PLANTS VALERIE ONTO THE CANVAS!
James Peters: BEA GRABS THE LADDER AGAIN AND SHE RESETS THE POSITION! BUT HERE COMES AYU, SHE LAYS INTO BEA WITH A SERIES OF PUNCHES AND KICKS, TRYING TO KEEP HER FROM CLIMBING UP THE LADDER! SCOTTY JOINS THE FRAY, TEAMING UP WITH AYU TO GIVE BEA A HARD TIME. AYU HALTS HER ATTACK BRIEFLY AND THEN UNLEASHES A DEVASTATING RIGHT HAND ON SCOTTY, SENDING HIM REELING BACKWARDS TOWARDS THE ROPES! AYU TAKES A STEP BACK AND THEN DARTS FORWARD TO CONFRONT SCOTTY ONCE AGAIN!
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Rich Russillo: OH NO!
Persephone: YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
Rich Russillo: AYU FINDS HERSELF FORCEFULLY DIRECTED INTO THE CORNER, WHERE A BARBED WIRE BOARD HAS BEEN POSITIONED, ADDING TO THE TORMENT! ANOTHER BARBED WIRE BOARD COMES CRASHING DOWN, AYU ESSENTIALLY BEING DRIVEN INTO THE CORNER WHERE ANOTHER ONE WAS ALREADY SET UP! BEA IS STRUGGLING TO STAY ON HER FEET, BUT SCOTTY REMAINS RELENTLESS, SEIZING BEA! HE SETS UP FOR THE ‘TAPS’ DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT!
James Peters: BEA INTERCEPTS, NOT LETTING HERSELF FALL VICTIM TO SCOTTY’S MOVE! BEA TURNS THE TABLES AGAINST HIM! BEA ESCAPES FROM THE DDT ATTEMPT, DELIVERING A KICK TO THE GUT AND SEIZING THE OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE CONTROL OVER SCOTTY!…
Rich Russillo: ‘BEA-MY-VALENTINE’ !!!!!!!!!!! BEA HITS THE UNPRETTIER ON SCOTTY, PLANTING HIM RIGHT NEXT TO THE LADDER! SCOTTY IS DOWN! BEA STANDS ALONE IN THE RING, POISED TO REACH THE PINNACLE OF THE LADDER AND SEIZE THE REWARD!
James Peters: WAIT! MR. WRESTLING IS HERE AS WELL! HE CLIMBS ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE AND JUST ABOUT TO WIN THE RACE, SEIZING THE ULTIMATE OPPORTUNITY BACK HOME! BEA FIGHTS HER WAY UP TO THE TOP AND TRIES TO STOP MR. WRESTLING FROM DOING IT SO AS WELL!
Rich Russillo: BEA SEIZES MR. WRESTLING XIX’S HEAD AND FORCEFULLY INTRODUCES HIS FACE TO THE COLD, HARD REALITY OF THE METAL PLATE ATOP THE LADDER. MR. WRESTLING TUMBLES OFF THE LADDER, LEFT IN DISARRAY! BEA STANDS SOLITARY AT THE SUMMIT, MERELY A FINGERTIP AWAY FROM CLINCHING VICTORY WITH THE COVETED BRIEFCASE! SHE’S ON THE CUSP OF CLAIMING VICTORY IN THIS EXHILARATING EXPLODING BARBED WIRE LADDER MATCH! UN-BEA-LIEVABLE ABOUT TO BE BEA-LIEVEABLE!
Persephone: Wait, why the fuck would she stop?
James Peters: SHE ISN’T THE ONE TO BE BLAMED! VALERIE HELLSTORM TAKES BOTH OF BEA’S LEGS AND ABRUPTLY YANKS HER OFF THE LADDER!
Rich Russillo: VALERIE TRIES TO RAIN ON BEA’S VICTORY PARADE AT THE END! MR. WRESTLING XIX’S HEAD IS IN THE GAME FULL TILT! BEA IS TAKEN DOWN A NOTCH OFF THE LADDER, AND SHE DESCENDS TO DUKE IT OUT WITH VALERIE! MR. WRESTLING XIX HOLDS THE GOLDEN TICKET IN HIS HANDS TO CLINCH THE MATCH; HE’S ON THE BRINK OF TURNING THE TABLES!
James Peters: OH NO!
Persephone: :mjlol2: !!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: VALERIE SENDS BEA CRASHING INTO THE LADDER’S SIDE, AND IT CAUSES MR. WRESTLING XIX TO TOPPLE OFF THE LADDER! I DON’T THINK VALERIE EVEN REALIZED HE’S UP THERE, AND SHE INADVERTENTLY CAUSES MR. WRESTLING XIX TO FALL OFF THE LADDER! BEA QUICKLY BREAKS OUT OF HER PRECARIOUS POSITION!….
Rich Russillo: BIRDS AND THE BEA !!!!!!!!! SHE DELIVERS A KINSHASA KNEE BASH RIGHT TO HER OPPONENT’S FACE!!!!!!!!!! VALERIE’S DOWN! BEA GRABS THE LADDER AND SHE HEADS TO THE TOP AGAIN!
James Peters: MR. WRESTLING XIX IS DOWN AND OUT THANKS TO VALERIE HELLSTORM, AND NOW BEA IS ALREADY HEADING ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP! BEA VALENTINE HAS IT!!!!
Rich Russillo: BEA UNHOOKS THE BRIEFCASE! SHE DOES IT! BEA HAS BECOME THE HOLDER OF THE ULTIMATE OPPORTUNITY BRIEFCASE!
( DING DING DING! )
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!…. BEA VALENTINE!
James Peters: YOU COULD BE ANYTHING, YOU COULD DOUBT, YOU COULD EVEN DOUBT HER ABILITIES, YOU COULD SAY THAT SHE ISN’T BEA-ING GOOD ENOUGH TO WIN THIS COMPETITION! BUT TONIGHT, BEA HAS DONE IT, AND SHE HAS JUST WON THE ULTIMATE OPPORTUNITY!
Persephone: Well I don’t care about that. Korey’s death is the best part of this match.
Rich Russillo: Valerie was pulling out all the stops to put a damper on Bea’s victory parade, but her efforts went down the drain eventually, leaving Mr. Wrestling XIX in a pickle and caught up in the mix! Bea seized the golden opportunity presented to her and clinched a fortunate win under the lights on Bloodsport! Hats off to Bea Valentine!
( ‘Imma Be’ by the Black Eyed Peas hits the PA system as Bea slowly ascends from the ladder slowly rolling underneath the bottom rope down to the ringside area. A smile on Bea’s face showing that she’s pretty much happy about her victory there while the camera cuts back to Valerie, looking down at Bea and visibly totally pissed that Bea was able to steal a victory from her. Bea throws an L at Valerie while walking backwardly up to the stage before heading to the back and leaving Valerie throwing a tantrum in the ring while Mr. Wrestling XIX seems disappointed about the outcome that he failed to comprehend before the scene fades away from ringside. )
(Bloodsport fades to commercial the events of Friday night Dynasty, where Ronan Malosi EARNED an Interwire Championship opportunity!)
(Bloodsport fades in from a brief intermission, as the next match graphic flashes across the screen, causing the Denmark crowd to absolutely erupt in excitement!)
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(The lights flicker as there’s a shot of the Chamber of Blood lingering in the air. Its features are shown off, with it being a steel cage with no door to escape out of, along with the wall of the cage having razorblades alongside them. It makes for a very tense scene as the camera heads over to the ringside area where Bella Braxton is seen with a microphone in hand, ready to announce the next match!)
Bella Braxton: The following is a CHAMBER OF BLOOD MATCH! Where the only way to win is by escaping the steel cage with both feet touching the floor! And it is for… THE EAW HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
(‘Bubbly’ by Young Thug begins to play through the PA system, with the crowd responding with thunderous boos upon the camera going over to reveal Champagne Charlie, who is seen making his way out to the stage. The former Hardcore Champion seems to be coming out tonight prepared, with a trash can holding a couple of weapons inside of them, whether they’re going to be used or not tonight is anyone’s guess. He has a smirk on his face as he looks around, maintaining the same confidence he always has, as he begins to make his way down the ramp and toward the ring from there.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, the challenger… residing in Las Vegas, Nevada… weighing in at 240 pounds… CHAMPAGNE CHARLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Well it seems like Charlie came prepared here tonight, knowing that despite the environment around him being a weapon, it’s good to have more in hand just in case if it gets to a point of need. We know his mindset heading into this already, and with his belief that he is the greatest Hardcore Champion that EAW has ever seen, subjective or not, he’s looking to recapture what he believes he should have never lost.
James Peters: It’s not going to be easy at all, but ultimately he knows what he’s signed up for heading into this. He’s fighting an uphill battle, especially considering the history that he has with his opponent across the ring. Tonight he’s looking to rewrite history and make sure that when it’s all said and done, he’s the one that comes out on top with his title in tow.
Persephone: Boring, who really cares honestly? Maybe you shouldn’t have let Theron Nikolas’ bum ass injure you, then we wouldn’t be put in this position where you have to go through all these hoops to win something that you apparently should have never lost. This is ridiculous, why does this match have to take place? This is no fun at all…
(‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’ by Tupac is then heard following that, with the crowd in a frenzy upon seeing none other than the Hardcore Champion himself, TLA, begin to make his way out from the backstage area. He has a big smile on his face as he raises his title in the air, hyping up the crowd here tonight. Seeing what Charlie has in store for him, he’s come prepared as well, but not exactly with a handful of weapons, but instead a bag with a number of things that we could assume to be in it. He’s not going to be one to reveal what it is though, instead focusing completely on the ring and beginning to make his way down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent… residing in The Poon Palace… weighing in at 210 pounds… he is the EAW HARDCORE CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!! ‘LA PANTERA SEXUAL’… T… L… A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: As for TLA he believes that the Hardcore Championship is going to stay around his waist regardless of who he’s up against. He has made it known that he does not intend to lose his title tonight, and while Charlie may believe that he’s one of the best Hardcore Champions out there, he was living in an era of EAW that allowed him to bend the rules to his favor and reign comfortably as Champion without the cost of doing so.
James Peters: Now he’s stepping into TLA’s environment, an environment where there will no doubt be bloodshed and violence once that cage closes on the two of them. This is going to be a war, a culmination of these two’s journeys leading up to this point. And at the end of the day, only one can walk out Hardcore Champion.
Persephone: Whatever… it doesn’t really matter who walks out as Hardcore Champion honestly, shit, maybe it could be more convenient if they both ended up killing themselves in this match, that would be nice…
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: The Chamber of Blood has now closed on our two participants inside the ring, and you can see them eyeing their surroundings and getting a feeling of what they’re getting themselves into. A razorblade steel cage, no pinfall, no submission, the only way you’re able to win this match is by escaping out of the cage to the outside, which is a problem in itself. While it would’ve been okay to head into this match ready to wrestle, it seems these two have come into this one prepared. Charlie has a trash can with weapons inside which will be a huge help to whoever can get their hands on them, and TLA has that suspicious looking duffle bag which I doubt we’ll take very long to find out what’s inside. Either way, I’m sure we’re in for a match and a half the way things are going.
Persephone: And Persephone is in for something that she is going to find utterly disgusting about five minutes in. Can one of you just take the leap and climb out of there?
James Peters: That would ruin the fun. Both of them are now beginning to make their way out of their corners- WAIT! CHARLIE JUST SPRINTED FORWARD OUT OF NOWHERE AND WRAPPED HIS ARMS AROUND TLA’S WAIST, HE’S ABOUT TO LIFT HIM UP AND TRY TO RAM HIM INTO THE WALLS OF THE RAZORBLADE STEEL CAGE!
Rich Russillo: BUT TLA PREVENTS THAT, BEFORE CHARLIE CAN GO VERY FAR HE WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND HIM AND TRIPS HIM, TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! CHARLIE’S GRIP IS BROKEN AND NOW TLA IS BEGINNING TO HAMMER INTO HIM WITH CLOSED-FIST PUNCHES TO THE FACE! TLA is not looking to let Charlie get the upper hand and shed first blood, he’s been ready for this! Charlie takes his hand and shoves TLA away, as the two of them reset and get back up to their feet. AN ANGERED CHARLIE SWINGS FOR THE FENCES WITH A CLOTHESLINE- But TLA manages to duck under that! He runs to the ropes and back… BEFORE LEAPING UP AND TAKING CHAMPAGNE CHARLIE DOWN WITH A HURRICANRANA!
James Peters: Charlie is taken down but quickly attempts to get back up to his feet, but TLA already has him by the head as he drags him back up, BEFORE LIFTING HIM OFF OF THE GROUND AND CONNECTING WITH A BACK SUPLEX! The Champion is bringing the fight to him early, he wants to make sure that Charlie has no room to breathe. Charlie tries to roll away, creating some sort of distance between the two of them so he can get back into this match, but TLA is making sure that doesn’t happen as he quickly approaches him and stays on his tail. Charlie grabs a hold of the ropes and uses them to get back up to his feet, but TLA once again manages to get his hands on him, before he can do anything though it’s Charlie that connects with a back elbow that manages to create some separation between them again. TLA stumbles back, BUT IMMEDIATELY RUSHES FORWARD, TRYING TO CONNECT WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO THE HEAD OF CHARLIE!
Rich Russillo: BUT CHARLIE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND SENDS TLA INTO THE RAZORBLADE STEEL CAGE INSTEAD!
James Peters: BUT TLA STOPS HIMSELF! Close call there as he almost met some trouble at his front door step which he would not want this early into the match. He turns around and tries to get back into this… BUT CHARLIE TAKES ADVANTAGE AND SPINS AROUND…
Rich Russillo: HE JUST TRIED FOR ‘CHARING CROSS’ THE DISCUS LARIAT TO THE HARDCORE CHAMPION!
Persephone: BUT TLA DUCKS UNDER THAT JUST IN TIME! Seriously, why don’t they just get the weapons out now and just get all bloody already so I can at least be somewhat entertained with what’s going on…
Rich Russillo: You can’t show all the cards in your hand early. It’s a methodical pace and it’s clear that they’re not just rushing head on into a match like this especially with the Hardcore Championship on the line.
Persephone: How about you shut the fuck up.
Rich Russillo: :mjcry: My apologies.
James Peters: Charlie stumbles forward but gets back up, connecting with a back elbow to the face that manages to stop TLA for the time being. Both of them are eyeing one another, and you can tell that right now they’re on high alert. Charlie grabs TLA by the arm before sending him to the ropes with an Irish whip- But TLA sees it coming as he manages to turn it around and send Charlie to the ropes instead… BEFORE LEAPING UP AND CONNECTING WITH A DROPKICK TO THE CHEST OF CHARLIE- But Charlie manages to prevent that by grabbing a hold of the ropes and stopping himself while TLA drops down to the floor! TLA gets himself up to a seated position, ONLY FOR CHARLIE TO RUSH FORWARD AT LIGHTNING FAST SPEED AND CONNECT WITH A HARD KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE THAT COMPLETELY LAYS HIM OUT!
Persephone: Oh good, this bozo is finally heading over to that trash bin to look inside for some weapons. I hope it’s a good one, like a gun…
Rich Russillo: WELL WHILE THAT MAY NOT BE ALLOWED, CHARLIE HAS SOMETHING THAT’LL BE ENOUGH TO SERVE HIS PURPOSE, A BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR! Charlie smacks it against the ground, yelling at TLA to get back up to his feet, hoping that he can strike it against his skull and get the first hint of bloodshed to come through. TLA has no clue what’s coming his way right now as the crowd is in an uproar! He turns around to look at Charlie…
(CRACK!)
James Peters: CHARLIE SWINGS AT TLA BUT HE MISSES, STRIKING THE CAGE INSTEAD! The barbed wire gets tangled with the razorblades and Charlie tries to pull it out and get free! He gives up and lets go of the weapon before turning around…
Rich Russillo: JUST FOR TLA TO CONNECT WITH A DROPKICK TO THE BACK WHICH SENDS HIM FACE FIRST AGAINST THE BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR!
James Peters: CHARLIE GIVES A CRY OF PAIN AS HE RIPS HIMSELF OUT, CUTS AND SCRATCHES WITH BLOOD POURING OUT BEGINNING TO REVEAL ITSELF ON HIS FACE! CHARLIE TRIES TO GO FOR A CLOTHESLINE IN HOPES OF FIGHTING BACK- BUT TLA DUCKS UNDER THAT, TURNING AROUND AND LEAPING INTO THE AIR BEFORE CONNECTING WITH THE ‘CARTEL KICK’! PELE KICK AGAINST THE FACE TAKES CHARLIE DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Rich Russillo: Remember that the only way you can win this is by escaping out from over the steel cage, and that is going to take a whole lot more if you want to make sure that your opposition is out so that it allows you the opportunity to win. TLA takes a moment to catch his breath before pushing himself back up to his feet, Champagne Charlie on the other hand is covering his face with his hands, still hurt by the attack courtesy of the Hardcore Champion.
Rich Russillo: TLA makes his way around and grabs a hold of the barbed wire steel chair that’s still sticking on the steel cage, ripping it out himself and bringing it into his possession. He turns around and begins to make his way over again, BUT THAT HE DOESN’T REALIZE WAS THAT CHARLIE WAS PLAYING POSSUM! CHARLIE USES THE SOLE OF HIS FOOT TO PUSH THE STEEL CHAIR AND TLA TOWARD THE RAZORBLADE STEEL CAGE WALL!
James Peters: BUT TLA USES THE ROPES TO BOUNCE HIMSELF OFF BEFORE SWINGING THE CHAIR- BUT CHARLIE GRABS IT WITH HIS BARE HANDS AND SLAMS IT INTO THE FACE OF TLA INSTEAD! TLA releases the weapon as it grazes his face, blood beginning to pour from the forehead area, as Charlie then goes under and grabs him around the waist…
Rich Russillo: LIFTING HIM UP AND DRIVING HIM BACKFIRST INTO THE RAZORBLADE STEEL WALL! BEFORE PULLING HIM OFF AND SPINNING HIM AROUND FOR ‘THE HEADMASTER RITUAL’! SPINEBUSTER CONNECTS!
(TLA upon contact with the cage is immediately bleeding, blood drips from the razor blade attached to the wall, as it makes a trail to where Charlie dropped him onto the canvas. Charlie, despite being in immense pain himself, has a huge smirk on his face as he grabs a hold of the barbed wire steel chair and uses it to himself back up to his feet. He positions it in his hands, knowing that it’s too early to try and do anything in hopes of escaping, so his best bet is inflicting as much pain as possible.)
James Peters: CHARLIE TAKES THE CHAIR AND DRIVES THE EDGE OF IT AGAINST THE THROAT OF TLA!
Rich Russillo: BUT TLA ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME! The chair meets the canvas and Charlie looks over in shock at what he just witnessed! He dragged TLA through all that and despite that he still managed to get himself out of harm’s way! TLA is struggling to recover as he manages to get himself up on all fours…
(CRACK!)
James Peters: BEFORE CHARLIE RAISES THE BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR UP IN THE AIR AND SLAMS IT DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF TLA! THE BARBED WIRE DIGGING INTO HIS ALREADY OPEN WOUNDS HAS TO BE SCATHING PAIN AS CHARLIE LIFTS THE CHAIR UP AGAIN!
(CRACK!)
Rich Russillo: BEFORE DRIVING IT DOWN A SECOND TIME FOR GOOD MEASURE!
Persephone: JUST TWO?! CMON MAN! MORE! MORE!
James Peters: Charlie drops the weapon down to the ground, and it seems that he happens to be eyeing some of the other weapons that he may or may not have inside that trash can. He begins to make his way over… but before he can it’s TLA that manages to grab a hold of his foot before he can leave! He’s using Charlie to get himself back up to his feet and immediately you can see the disgust written on his face while that happens. Blood smears the skin of Champagne Charlie as he grabs a hold of the head of TLA and brings him back up to his feet, grabbing him around the waist… HE’S ABOUT TO SEND HIM INTO THE RAZORBLADE STEEL CAGE A SECOND TIME!
Rich Russillo: BUT TLA RAINS DOWN SOME WELL PLACED ELBOWS ONTO THE BACK OF CHARLIE BEFORE HE CAN! TLA saw the attack coming and willed his way back into this match, as the two of them fell against the ropes, TLA continuing to rain down punches toward his head in hopes of loosening his grip! Charlie ultimately is forced to let go, AS HE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND GOES FOR A HIGH KNEE STRIKE AS A COUNTER- BUT TLA PUSHES IT AWAY! Charlie lands on a knee, AS TLA STEPS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A BOOT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WHICH TAKES CHAMPAGNE CHARLIE DOWN TO THE RING CANVAS!
James Peters: TLA now is beginning to make his way back over to the trash can, looking to get a weapon that can help him shift the offense completely in his favor. But Charlie isn’t going to let him do that either, as he staggers up to his feet with the last bit of energy that he has left in his body. He makes his way over to TLA who is leaning himself against the ropes to try and conserve some energy. Charlie makes his way over with a pissed off expression on his face as he grabs a hold of him trying to attack him…
Rich Russillo: BUT TLA JUST WRAPPED A CHAIN AROUND HIS HAND AND STRUCK IT AGAINST THE FACE OF CHARLIE! Charlie crumbles down to the ground like a piece of paper, WITH TLA MOUNTING ON TOP OF HIM BEFORE BEGINNING TO UNLOAD ON HIM WITH SHOTS TO THE FACE WITH THE CHAIN WRAPPED AROUND HIS HAND! THE HARDCORE CHAMPION IS RELENTLESS RIGHT NOW AND CHARLIE IS DEFENSELESS WITH NOWHERE TO GO!
James Peters: TLA backs off as blood starts to drip down that chain, the face of Charlie as bloody as it seems. TLA loosens the chain around his hand, letting it drag across the floor while Charlie aches in pain, trying his best to get back up but it won’t be enough to escape whatever TLA has in mind right now. TLA takes the chain…
(CRACK!)
Rich Russillo: BEFORE SLAMMING IT AGAINST THE BACK OF CHARLIE AND FORCING HIM BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND! TLA takes the chain again while Charlie gives a cry of pain…
(CRACK!)
James Peters: BEFORE CONNECTING WITH ANOTHER CHAIN TO THE BACK WHICH SENDS SHOCKWAVES THROUGH THE BODY OF THE FORMER HARDCORE CHAMPION! Charlie is trying to get himself out of there, but TLA is relentless as he drops the chain on the ground before then grabbing Charlie by the head and heaving him back up. He then begins to set him up, lifting him off of the ground… BEFORE SPINNING AROUND AND LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH A SCOOP DROP ONTO THE CHAIN-
Rich Russillo: BUT CHARLIE MANAGES TO SLIP OUT AND ESCAPE BEHIND TLA! TLA turns around and tries to swing a punch to his face- But Charlie manages to duck under that before grabbing his arm and sending him to the ropes… GRABBING A HOLD OF HIM BEFORE LIFTING HIM IN THE AIR AND ATTEMPTING A SNAP POWERSLAM ONTO THE CHAIN!
James Peters: BUT THAT DOESN’T CONNECT EITHER! TLA MANAGES TO SLIP OUT AND GRAB THE ARM BEFORE CONNECTING WITH AN ARMBREAKER! TLA ROLLS THROUGH AND KEEPS A HOLD OF THE ARM…
Rich Russillo: HE’S GOING FOR ‘CROSSED PATHS’! THE CROSS ARMBREAKER TO CHARLIE WHILE HE’S DOWN ON THE CANVAS!
Persephone: THIS IDIOT! DOESN’T HE REALIZE THAT HE CAN’T WIN THIS MATCH BY SUBMISSION! HE’S JUST WASTING ALL OF OUR TIME!
James Peters: Don’t you realize that locking in the submission wears down Charlie and inflicts damage that will be necessary if he wants to win? :mjpls:
Persephone: SHUT UP!!!
Rich Russillo: TLA IS TRYING TO LOCK IN THE CROSS ARMBREAKER, BUT CHARLIE HAS ROLLED OVER AND IS DOING WHAT HE CAN TO SLIP OUT OF IT! He’s still in a world of agony right now and anything that’ll help him escape will do him good! TLA is continuing to keep his grip on Charlie, because both of them know just what would happen if he managed to get a move like this locked in!
James Peters: BUT CHARLIE MAKES SURE THAT DOESN’T HAPPEN! HE TAKES THE CHAIN FROM THE CANVAS AND DRIVES IT AGAINST THE ARM OF TLA! TLA GIVES A CRY OF PAIN AND IS FORCED TO LET GO, BEFORE CHARLIE TAKES THE CHAIN AND WRAPS IT AROUND TLA’S NECK! HE’S STRANGLING THE CHAMPION!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE IS PULLING BACK ON THE CHAIN FOR DEAR LIFE, TLA GASPING FOR AIR AND REACHING OUT, REALIZING HOW THE SITUATION JUST TURNED ON A DIME AND QUICKLY NOTICING THAT HE NEEDS A WAY TO GET OUT! TLA MANAGES TO GET HIMSELF UP TO A KNEE, BUT CHARLIE IS ALREADY UP TO HIS FEET, HAVING MORE LEVERAGE ON THE SITUATION! TLA MANAGES TO GET UP AS WELL, BUT CHARLIE IS PRESSING DOWN ON THE BACK OF HIS KNEECAP WITH HIS FOOT TRYING TO TAKE HIM BACK DOWN! THE HARDCORE CHAMPION IS TRYING HIS BEST RIGHT NOW, BUT CHARLIE MIGHT JUST HAVE HIM NUMBERED!
James Peters: CHARLIE IS FINDING IT HARD TO CONTAIN HIM THOUGH, AS TLA BEGINS TO SEND HARD ELBOWS TO HIS CHEST TO TRY AND GET HIM TO RELEASE THE GRIP THAT HE HAS ON HIM! CHARLIE IS HOLDING HIS GROUND, STILL TRYING TO MAINTAIN HIS GRIP ON TLA! BUT BEFORE THINGS CAN GET ANY WORSE, TLA MANAGES TO PIVOT HIS BODY AND CONNECT WITH A KICK TO THE ABDOMEN! HE SLIPS OUT AND TURNS AROUND TO FACE CHARLIE-
Rich Russillo: NO! NO! CHARLIE RAMS TLA INTO THE WALL OF THE RAZORBLADE STEEL CAGE AGAIN! TLA IS HALTED IN HIS TRACKS AS CHARLIE TURNS HIM AROUND…
(THUD!)
James Peters: BEFORE DRIVING HIM FACE FIRST AGAINST THE WALL OF THE CAGE! OH MY GOD!
(At this point, TLA’s face is a mask of crimson red as he crumbles down to the ground, completely out of it. Charlie is breathing heavily, circling around him and yelling as he smears his blood on his chest to rid his hands of it. He realizes now is the only chance that he could get if he wants to climb out of this cage, so alas, that’s a risk he must take.)
Persephone: Oh are these idiots finally going to climb the cage? It took them long enough, ruin your hands climbing that shit!
Rich Russillo: Well it’s exactly why they didn’t want to take the risk in the first place! If they were going to climb up the cage it was going to be when they knew for absolute certain that victory was in view, and that seems to be the circumstance for Champagne Charlie right now, but that also means that he has to work quickly before TLA can recover.
(Charlie stops in front of the wall of the razorblade steel cage, taking a moment as he hesitates, before taking a deep breath and pressing his hand against the wall. He grits his teeth in pain, blood quickly beginning to pour out, but he ignores it as he places his other hand on it as well, slowly beginning to scale up the steel cage as the crowd looks on with bated breath.)
James Peters: I could only imagine the pain that Charlie is fighting through right now, but that;s what it’s going to have to take if he wants to even consider escaping the cage and reclaiming his Hardcore Championship. Slowly but surely he’s beginning to make his way up, and you can see the damage that is being done to his hands while he does, and I wouldn’t be surprised if the razorblades were digging into his boots as well. If TLA manages to catch him before he can get over the cage, then all of this will be for nothing, so he’s making sure that absolutely zero time is wasted as he makes his grand escape here right now!
(TLA’s eyes flutter as he looks up to see Charlie making his grand escape. With blood dripping down the walls of the steel cage, despite the world of pain that he’s guaranteed to be in having been put through all of this, the only thing that is seen on Champagne Charlie’s face is the devilish grin that he usually sports. TLA staggers back up, realizing the trouble that he’s in, as he appears to be grabbing a hold of something…)
Persephone: Please TLA stay down. I’m hungry and I need a lunch break…
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE IS GRABBING ONTO THE TOP OF THE STEEL CAGE, BLEEDING PROFUSELY, BUT HE KNOWS HOW CLOSE HE IS TO VICTORY RIGHT NOW! ALL HE HAS TO DO IS CLIMB OVER AND HE’S THE CHAMPION! BUT I DON’T THINK TLA IS GOING TO LET HIM GO SO EASILY! HE’S THINKING OF WHAT HE CAN DO NEXT! BUT HE KNOWS THAT HE MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO CATCH UP TO CHARLIE AT THIS RATE!
(Charlie is just about over, the crowd starting to boo loudly, not willing to believe that he’s going to win over the fan favorite TLA. He has a smirk as he makes his way over, but all of a sudden, something catches his attention…)
TLA: (Off-Mic) HEY!
(Charlie turns around to see TLA on the canvas, having not moved an inch from where he was, not in any rush to grab a hold of him. In his hands… is the bag he brought out to the ring during his entrance.)
TLA: (Off-Mic) CATCH!
James Peters: TLA JUST TOSSED THE BAG INTO CHARLIE’S HANDS!
Charlie Marr: :comeagain:
(Beep… beep… beep.)
Charlie Marr: https://media.tenor.com/EyxflLmdwhcAAAAd/huh-jr-smith.gif
(**BOOM!**)
Rich Russillo: THE BAG JUST BLEW UP IN HIS FACE!
Persephone: YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
(Before Charlie can inch himself over the top of the Steel Cage, the bag that TLA threw in his face explodes, causing him to fall and make him plummet to his demise back down to the canvas. The crowd can’t believe what they’re seeing right now, as the camera focuses on the bits and pieces on the ground… of TLA’s signature exploding chancla.)
TLA: :lick:
James Peters: TLA’S EXPLODING CHANCLA JUST TOOK ANOTHER VICTIM, AND IT MIGHT’VE JUST SAVED CHARLIE’S CHANCES IN THIS MATCH! AND TLA KNOWS THAT THIS IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR HIM TO TAKE A SWING AT ESCAPING OUT OF THE CHAMBER OF BLOOD!
(TLA looks down at Champagne Charlie one more time, seeing him completely unresponsive after the hard landing. From there the Hardcore Champion then looks upwards at where he needs to be if he wants to get out, and doesn’t waste any time breaking into a full sprint and jumping onto the ropes, immediately digging his hands into the razorblades and beginning to make the painful climb upward.)
Rich Russillo: TLA knows that time is of the essence, and if he stands around twiddling his thumbs for too long then it’s going to end up costing him the match. Charlie is just beginning to stir, and he realizes the situation that he’s in, and if he stays down there for long then this match will be over before he knows it! In a heartbeat, TLA is reaching the top of the cage, and it seems like it’s time to make the grand escape away from the Chamber once and for all and retain his Hardcore Championship!
James Peters: BUT CHARLIE JUST SPRANG UP TO HIS FEET AND LAUNCHED HIMSELF ONTO THE WALL OF THE CAGE AS WELL! IT’S LIKE HE JUST GOT SHOT WITH A BURST OF ADRENALINE, AND NOW HE’S QUICKLY MAKING HIS WAY UP IN PURSUIT OF TLA! TLA LOOKS DOWN AS HE TRIES TO MAKE HIS WAY OVER AND SEES CHARLIE BEGINNING TO MAKE HIS WAY OUT, THE CAGE WALL BEING CONTINUOUSLY STAINED WITH BLOOD AS THE TWO OF THEM HAVE A RACE FOR SUPREMACY IN THIS MATCH!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE HAS A HOLD OF HIS LEG AS HE TUGS ON IT, TRYING HIS BEST TO MAKE SURE THAT THERE IS NOWHERE FOR TLA TO GO BUT DOWN! TLA TRIES TO FEND HIM OFF USING HIS OTHER LEG, BUT HE CAN’T HELP BUT SLIDE DOWN THE WALL OF THE CAGE CONSIDERING THE PAIN THAT HE’S ALREADY GONE THROUGH AND THE PAIN THAT HE’S GOING THROUGH RIGHT NOW WITH THOSE RAZORBLADES JUST DIGGING INTO HIM! CHARLIE IS SLAMMING PUNCHES AGAINST HIS BACK, TRYING TO WEAKEN HIM ENOUGH THAT HE CAN LET GO OF HIS GRIP ON THE CAGE!
James Peters: BUT TLA IS SENDING STRIKES BACK, AS THE TWO OF THEM ARE HITTING ONE ANOTHER WITH THEIR BEST SHOT IN A PRECARIOUS POSITION AGAINST THE WALL OF THE CAGE! BOTH OF THEM HAVE NOWHERE TO GO, AND IT’S A MATTER OF WHO CAN SUCCUMB TO THE PAIN FIRST! TLA GRABS CHARLIE BY THE HEAD…
(CRACK!)
Rich Russillo: SLAMMING HIS FACE AGAINST THE RAZORBLADE STEEL CAGE! CHARLIE BOUNCES OFF, BUT SEEMINGLY ABSORBS THE ATTACK AS HE GRABS TLA…
(CRACK!)
James Peters: BEFORE SENDING TLA INTO THE RAZORBLADE STEEL CAGE AGAIN! BOTH OF THEM ARE BEATEN BLOODY RIGHT NOW BUT IT SEEMS DESPITE THAT THEY HAVE NO INTENTION OF LETTING UP!
(CRACK!)
Rich Russillo: TLA SLAMS CHARLIE INTO THE CAGE! AND IT SEEMS THAT HAS ONLY ENRAGED CHARLIE FURTHER AS THE TWO OF THEM ARE RELENTLESSLY SLAMMING EACHOTHER AGAINST THE RAZORBLADES! DIGGING INTO THE CUTS AND WOUNDS THAT THEY’VE ALREADY SUSTAINED THROUGHOUT THE COURSE OF THIS MATCH!
(CRACK!)
(CRACK!)
(CRACK!)
(CRACK!)
(CRACK!)
James Peters: TLA’S HEAD BOUNCES OFF OF THE CAGE AND IT SEEMS LIKE HE’S HAD ENOUGH, BUT CHARLIE IS FAR FROM DONE! HE GRABS TLA BY THE HEAD…
(CRACK!)
(CRACK!)
(CRACK!)
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE JUST CONTINUING TO SLAM TLA’S FACE AGAINST THE CAGE WITH BLOOD FLYING EVERYWHERE AS HE DOES! TLA IS NEARLY UNCONSCIOUS AT THIS POINT, AND IT SEEMS LIKE CHARLIE DOESN’T HAVE ANY INTENTIONS OF GOING UPWARD, RATHER MAKING SURE THAT TLA STAYS DOWN! HE LOOKS TO SET HIM UP… NO!
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James Peters: CHARLIE LAUNCHES OFF OF THE CAGE AND GRABS A HOLD OF TLA BEFORE SPIKING HIM DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A BRUTAL POWERBOMB! The two of them bounce off and while TLA is completely down and out, Charlie isn’t very responding either, as it seems like that either back and forth that the two of them had on the side of the cage took a whole lot out of him as well.
(The crowd is on their feet, and rightfully so for a match like this one has been so far. It’s clear that both of them have already given so much, and that we are reaching the final stretch of this match, but it’s going to take even more out of them if they’re going to come out the winners. After a while, Charlie finally sits up, squinting his eyes as he looks around at the electric crowd here tonight, blood obscuring his vision as he then begins to make his way back up to his feet. TLA on the other hand has rolled to his side, trying to regain some sort of feeling in his body as he, after sometime, then begins to make his way back up as well. The two bitter rivals meet face-to-face with one another, and despite everything that they’ve already put each other through, bloodshed, violence, pain, agony, the only thing that they have on their minds right now are tearing eachother apart and escaping the Chamber of Blood.)
Persephone: *yawn*
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE AND TLA RUSH ONE ANOTHER AND BEGIN TO UNLOAD WITH A BARRAGE OF STRIKES! BOTH OF THEM HAVE A HOLD OF EACH OTHER’S HEADS AND ARE JUST EXCHANGING BLOWS TO NO END WITH BLOOD FLYING EVERYWHERE! CHARLIE BEGINS TO GET THE BETTER OF TLA AS HE USES BOTH OF HIS FISTS TO SEND THEM CRASHING AGAINST HIS SKULL, THE CHAMPION BEING FORCED TO BRING HIS ARMS UP SO THAT HE CAN BLOCK THEM! TLA IS FORCED TO BACK UP AND HE SEES HIMSELF GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THAT RAZORBLADE STEEL CAGE AND IS QUICKLY FORCED TO CONNECT WITH A BOOT TO THE ABDOMEN IN ORDER TO STOP THE ATTACK AND CREATE SOME DISTANCE BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IN A HURRY!
James Peters: TLA RUSHES FORWARD AND TRIES TO ATTACK CHARLIE, BUT BEFORE HE CAN CHARLIE MANAGES TO SIDESTEP OUT OF THE WAY AND INSTEAD SEND TLA TO THE ROPES INSTEAD… AS HE RUSHES FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A KNEE TO THE ABDOMEN WHICH KEEPS TLA PRESSED AGAINST THE ROPES! CHARLIE THEN GRABS HIM, BEFORE SLAMMING THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AGAINST THE RAZORBLADE STEEL CAGE! BUT TLA ABSORBS IT BEFORE GRABBING CHARLIE AND IN RETURN SLAMMING HIS FACE INTO IT INSTEAD!
Rich Russillo: Charlie bounces off of the cage and stumbles down to a knee, grabbing his head in pain as we know what continuous damage to that area can do especially in a match like the one that they’re in right now. TLA makes his way over and seizes Charlie by the head, beginning to drive his fist into his face, on the other hand Charlie trying to fight his way back into this match by gingerly sending punches in return! There’s no doubt that they don’t have much left in the exhaust tank, but are still giving it their all in spite of that! Charlie connects with a well-placed strike to the abdomen, which forces TLA to stumble back and allows Charlie to get back up. TLA approaches again, BEFORE CHARLIE GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD AND DRIVES HIS KNEE STRAIGHT INTO HIS STOMACH FORCING HIM TO DOUBLE OVER AND STOP WHATEVER HE HAD IN MIND!
James Peters: That attack gives Charlie the opportunity to stumble back as he falls against one of the turnbuckle pads, taking a moment to recuperate while TLA tries his best to shake off the damage that he has sustained in this brawl that the two of them are having right now. TLA makes his way over, BREAKING INTO A SPRINT AND TRYING TO CATCH CHARLIE OFF GUARD WITH A RUNNING FOREARM STRIKE- JUST FOR CHARLIE TO MANAGE TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! TLA collides with the corner and turns around, WHILE CHARLIE CONNECTS WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO THE FACE WHICH SENDS TLA DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION! Charlie from there stumbles backward before then beginning to set him up… RUSHING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE-
Rich Russillo: BUT TLA BRINGS HIS FOOT UP AND BOOTS HIM IN THE FACE! Charlie is forced to take a step back while TLA uses the ropes to get himself back up to his feet. Charlie rushes forward as TLA manages to keep a vertical base… POPPING CHARLIE UP INTO THE AIR AND TURNING HIM AROUND, BOUNCING HIM OFF OF THE ROPES BEFORE SPINNING AND CONNECTING WITH A SIT OUT POWERBOMB! ‘DESMADRE’ CONNECTS!
(TLA falls down to a seated position in exhaustion, looking around and hyping himself up as he uses the ropes to get back up. Charlie is completely out and TLA knows that this is his chance to strike, he makes his way up to the top rope and positions himself…)
James Peters: TLA IS GOING FOR ‘BURNOUT’! CORKSCREW 360 SENTON-
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Rich Russillo: CHARLIE GETS UP AND CATCHES HIM WITH A HUGE BICYCLE KNEE TO THE FACE! CHARLIE GRABS A HOLD OF TLA AND BRINGS HIM UP TO HIS FEET…
James Peters: ‘THE QUEEN IS DEAD’! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT CHARLIE NEEDED RIGHT NOW!
(TLA’s head bounces off of the canvas upon impact, and Charlie immediately looks up at the top of the steel cage. The fatigue takes him a minute to get back up to his feet, but as soon as he gets his footing, he goes right to work. Charlie is beginning to make his way up to the steel cage at a lightning quick pace, like he’s impervious to the pain that is coursing through his body while he does so. Champagne Charlie is a bloody mess right now, but even then he knows that it’ll all be worth it when he wins this match. He begins to make it up to the top, crawling up and sitting himself down, as he looks around at the Denmark crowd, making a Championship gesture on his waist.)
(…)
(That is until… he looks inside the ring.)
Rich Russillo: TLA! THE HARDCORE CHAMPION IS BALANCING HIMSELF ON THE ROPES, WHAT IS HE THINKING?!
James Peters: TLA LAUNCHES HIMSELF AGAINST THE SIDE OF THE RAZORBLADE STEEL CAGE! TLA JUST LAUNCHED HIMSELF ABOUT HALFWAY UP THE CAGE AND YOU CAN SEE THE LOOK OF URGENCY ON THE FACE OF CHARLIE MARR!
Persephone: BUT ALL THIS IDIOT NEEDS TO DO IS CLIMB OVER AND HE’S HOME FREE! DON’T BE STUPID CHARLIE!
(…)
(…)
(…)
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE CLIMBS OVER! CHARLIE IS OUT OF THE CAGE! CHAMPAGNE CHARLIE IS A TWO-TIME HARDCORE CHAMPION!
James Peters: BUT WAIT! TLA GRABS A HOLD OF THE ARM OF CHARLIE BEFORE HE CAN COMPLETELY GO OVER! HE PULLS HIM BACK… BEFORE LOCKING IN ‘CROSSED PATHS’! TLA IS LITERALLY DANGLING OFF OF THE SIDE OF THE CAGE AND HE HAS THAT CROSS ARMBREAKER LOCKED IN!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE KNOWS HOW CLOSE HE IS RIGHT NOW, IF HE CAN JUST DROP OFF OF THE CAGE THEN HE HAS THIS MATCH WON! BUT TLA IS LOOKING TO TEAR HIS ARM OFF AND THE ONLY THING THAT CHARLIE CAN DO IF HE WANTS TO DEFEND IT IS CLIMB BACK OVER AND FORCE HIM OFF!
James Peters: CHARLIE DOESN’T WANT THAT! HE’S RISKING TOO MUCH, BUT HE KNOWS THAT HE DOESN’T HAVE MUCH OF A CHOICE! HE’S CLIMBING BACK OVER AND IS BEGINNING TO SEND PUNCHES DOWNWARD TO TLA TO FORCE HIM TO LET GO OF HIS GRIP!
Rich Russillo: WAIT! TLA CURLS HIS BODY UP AND GRABS A HOLD OF CHARLIE…
James Peters: LAUNCHING HIM OFF OF THE TOP OF THE CAGE AS BOTH OF THEM GO PLUMMETING DOWN TO THE GROUND BACK INSIDE!
(…)
(…)
(…)
Rich Russillo: NO! THAT’S NOT WHAT HAPPENED! TLA DIGS HIS BOOTS INTO THE RAZORBLADE STEEL CAGE AND USES THEM AS LEVERAGE TO KEEP HIMSELF UP THERE! TLA FEELS NOTHING BUT PAIN RIGHT NOW BUT IT’S BETTER THAN CHARLIE WHO’S COMPLETELY OUT OF IT ON THE CANVAS! THIS IS HIS MOMENT! THIS IS HIS CHANCE!
James Peters: TLA CLIMBS OVER THE TOP OF THE CAGE! SLIDING DOWN OFF OF THE SIDE OF IT WHILE AN UNCONSCIOUS CHAMPAGNE CHARLIE CAN DO NOTHING ABOUT IT! AND STILL! AND STILL!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’ begins to play up once again as TLA completely collapses down to the ground at ringside. Officials immediately swarm around the Champion trying to check on him, the other half are trying to signal for the cage to open so they can check on the status of the challenger as well. TLA, does not want to be checked on though, he instead gets back up to his feet slowly, asking for his Hardcore Championship, which he is granted. TLA raises his title high up in the air while leaning against the cage, the crowd roaring in approval as he does.)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… AND STILL!!! EAW HARDCORE CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!! T… L… A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: Well… I have nothing to say. I really don’t care who would’ve won this match… it wasn’t interesting though I’d give it like… 2 ½ stars even though you idiots will give it something-
Rich Russillo: 5 STARS! 5 STARS!!!
Persephone: See?
Rich Russillo: :mjgrin: But you can’t deny that we just witnessed an amazing match for the Hardcore Championship! Both of these Elitists had their own motives heading into this match, and they were willing to die if it meant getting what they wanted and coming out on top. In a stipulation that literally put their bodies through hell if they wanted to win, one of them certainly succeeded and is walking home with the Hardcore Championship.
James Peters: There was no question whether or not Champagne Charlie was ready for this match or not, but at the end of the day it was TLA who’s resolve was stronger and even though I’m sure he’s going to be feeling this when he wakes up tomorrow, he is STILL the Hardcore Championship! Congratulations to ‘La Pantera Sexual’ on the victory!
(TLA begins to make his way up the ramp, being helped by officials while he does. Meanwhile, the Chamber of Blood has opened and medical personnel have swarmed in to check on Champagne Charlie who is still unconscious on the canvas. The last shot seen is TLA raising his title up into the air while Bloodsport begins to fade from there.)
(Bloodsport fades back into show the backstage area of the Royal Arena, where the show is taking place, and a shot of Voltage Commissioner Captain Charisma. The crowd cheers loudly as the EAW Hall of Famer is seen seated in his office, doing some paperwork as he has a TV mounted on the wall which is showing replays of the show so far. He is extremely happy with how everything has gone, and hopes that the momentum can continue throughout the night and create a show to remember for the ages. He has a smile on his face as he’s just minding his business, that is until…)
(Knock knock…)
(Captain Charisma perks up, seeing that there’s someone waiting for him outside. He takes a small prayer before clearing his throat and raising his voice.)
Captain Charisma: COME IN-
(BANG!)
(The door kicks open, as he’s startled by the loud noise, jolting out of his chair and looking toward the entrance to his office. He sighs but tries to maintain some composure as the person in question is seen walking in.)
Bea Valentine: I DID IT! I DID IT! I DID IT! IMMA BEA! IMMA BEA! IMMA BEA! IMMA BEA! IMMA BEA! IMMA BEA! IMMA BEA! IMMA BEA! IMMA BEA! IMMA BEA!
Captain Charisma: :wow: Congratulations Bea. All of you in the Unique Opportunity match have been working very hard, and I’m glad to see someone reap the benefits of such an amazing match. You deserve it and I feel like this will only be the start-
Bea Valentine: YES! IT’LL ONLY BE THE START OF A LEGENDARY CAREER FOR BEA VALENTINE! WOO! But c’mon Cap, you know what I’m here for…
(Bea taps on the briefcase, Captain Charisma smiles as he nods his head.)
Captain Charisma: Yes, you want to know what your Unique Opportunity is. Well I’ll be happy to oblige…
Bea Valentine: And it better not be no damn turkey sandwich…
Captain Charisma: :mjlol: Relax, I wouldn’t do that to you after everything that you went through in that match.
Bea Valentine: What do you mean? I feel PERFECTLY FINE- Ow… ow… ow…
(Bea grabs her abdomen as she stops herself and takes a few deep breaths, before straightening up and slamming her briefcase onto the desk in front of her.)
Bea Valentine: TELL ME!!!
Captain Charisma: Of course, I don’t want to keep you waiting long. Bea Valentine, your Unique Opportunity is…
(…)
(…)
(…)
(BANG!)
(The door that has already been kicked open gets kicked open again, and both Bea and Captain Charisma are startled, and what they see in front of the entrance… is an absolutely incensed Mr. Wrestling XIX.)
Mr. Wrestling XIX: Now I don’t know what kinda circus you’re running around here Capstain Shitrisma, but I don’t appreciate the ABSOLUTE DISRESPECT that I’ve been treated with after BREAKING MY BACK participating in that stupid little Unique Opportunity match of yours and getting NOTHING in return. I don’t know what made you think that I was just going to take this lying down, but I WON’T. This is unacceptable, you should be disappointed in yourself, Voltage should be disappointed, and EAW should be disappointed as well. Give me a break…
Captain Charisma: Look…
Bea Valentine: No no, I got this under control…
(Bea steps forward and stares upward at Mr. Wrestling XIX, neither of them looking unphased at the other.)
Bea Valentine: I don’t know what made you think you could come in here while MY Unique Opportunity was being revealed, but me and the Cap are not to blame. If anything, you should be blaming Valerie Hellstorm for taking you out instead of me. Ain’t that just one big inconvenience for you?
???: ME???
(BANG!)
(The door opens once again, this time startling all three of them, as Valerie Hellstorm is seen storming into Captain Charisma’s office. Four is a crowd, and it’s clear that the tension here is thick.)
Valerie Hellstorm: I HAD NO INTENTION OF COSTING MR. WRESTLING THAT OPPORTUNITY, IF ANYTHING I WAS AIMING FOR BEA!
Bea Valentine: WHY ARE YOU YELLING BITCH CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!
Valerie Hellstorm: YOU DON’T DESERVE THAT OPPORTUNITY ANYMORE THAN ME!
Bea Valentine: WELL YOU CERTAINLY DIDN’T THINK THAT WHEN YOU CHOSE ME TO WIN THE MATCH!
Valerie Hellstorm: LOOK, JUST BECAUSE WE’RE BLONDE AND WE SPEAK THE SAME WAY DOESN’T MEAN THAT I’D STICK MY HEAD OUT FOR YOU!
Bea Valentine: YOU’RE NOT BLONDE!!! YOU’RE NOT FUCKING BLONDE!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS!!!
Captain Charisma: She looks kinda blonde to me…
Bea Valentine & Valerie Hellstorm: SHUT UP!
Captain Charisma: :lupe:!!!
Mr. Wrestling XIX: This is nonsensical, both of you are rambling on about NOTHING. It’s not a matter of who deserves what, because if anything I DESERVE this after having to entertain whatever gross concoction Voltage happens to cook up week by week. The main issue is that BARBARIC match that man just had us go through for that briefcase-
Captain Charisma: Alright… EVERYONE SHUT UP!!!
(The room goes completely silent as the three of them look toward the Voltage Commissioner, who’s patience is really being tested right now with what is going on.)
Captain Charisma: Look, I understand the problems that you three might have, but I promised to reveal Bea’s opportunity to her and I plan to go through with it regardless of what you may think…
(Captain Charisma takes the briefcase, unlocking it and opening it up. Bea rubs her hands together as he pulls something out of the briefcase.)
Captain Charisma: A contract… for a future title shot. For you that title shot will be for the EAW Specialists Championship!
(Bea’s eyes widen as a devilish grin begins to show.)
Bea Valentine: YESSSSSS! LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!! MILLI BANKS YOUR ASS IS FINISHED! IT’S OVER! I’M A CHAMPION LET’S GOOOOO!!!
(Valerie, on the other hand, cannot believe what she is hearing right now.)
Valerie Hellstorm: HELL NO!!!
(Valerie storms up to Captain Charisma’s desk, completely ignoring Bea.)
Valerie Hellstorm: NO! NO! NO! SHE DOESN’T DESERVE THIS OPPORTUNITY! I DESERVE IT! SHE HAS DONE NOTHING WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT SHE CAN GET A SHOT AT THAT TITLE?!
Bea Valentine: NUH UH, I EARNED IT FAIR AND SQUARE! READ IT AND WEEP LOSER! MAYBE YOU SHOULD’VE COST BOTH OF US IF YOU WANTED THAT OPPORTUNITY SO BAD!
Valerie Hellstorm: I WANT A SHOT! I’LL BEAT YOUR ASS FOR THAT OPPORTUNITY, NAME A TIME AND PLACE!
(Bea stops herself and has to think about it for a moment. It would be fun to defend her shot against Valerie Hellstorm, but after sometime…)
Bea Valentine: Nah bitch, see ya!
(Bea turns around and skips away, while Valerie is absolutely flabbergasted. She takes a moment to breathe before…)
Valerie Hellstorm: FUCK!
(Valerie then turns around and takes her exit from the office as well. Captain Charisma shakes his head, before realizing that there is still someone else in the room… Mr. Wrestling XIX, arms crossed and still furious.)
Mr. Wrestling XIX: Well, I at least deserve to know what you’re going to do about all of this.
Captain Charisma: ???
Mr. Wrestling XIX: I just put my life on the line for Sunday Night Viletage, all for some spoiled brat to cost me a title opportunity. I want to know how you’re going to fix this.
(Captain Charisma knows he doesn’t really need to do anything… but all of a sudden, a lightbulb clicks on in his head.)
Captain Charisma: You want a title opportunity that bad…?
(Mr. Wrestling raises an eyebrow, intrigued at what he’s going to say.)
Captain Charisma: You can face TLA at Territorial Invasion for the Hardcore Championship.
(Mr. Wrestling is frozen in shock, he can’t believe that things somehow could have gone from bad or worse with that title opportunity.)
Mr. Wrestling XIX: …
Captain Charisma: Bye now, they’re serving turkey sandwiches at catering, I can’t wait…
(Captain Charisma makes his way out of his own office, leaving Mr. Wrestling to think for himself what he has done. Mr. Wrestling hasn’t moved an inch, he’s still frozen in complete shock. It’s the last shot seen before Bloodsport then begins to fade back to ringside.)
(Slowly, the Bloodsport broadcast would begin to fade back into view, as we cut to a long shot of the Royal Arena, in Copenhagen, Denmark. The crowd would begin to rise back to their feet, as the following match graphic begins to display.)
(Eventually, we begin to fade down to the ringside area, as we cut to Bella Braxton standing in the center of the ring, holding an EAW-branded microphone.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL…
Crowd: ET FALD
Bella Braxton: …With the winner becoming the Team Captain for Voltage’s War Games team… AND IT IS CONTESTED UNDER ‘SADISTIC MADNESS RULES’!!!
Crowd: :blessed:!!!
Bella Braxton: The rules are as follows. No countouts. No disqualifications. Anything goes. However, in order to pin or submit your opponent, you must first cause them to DRAW BLOOD!!!
Crowd: 🔥 🧑🍳 🔪
(The camera pans backwards, before ‘Bounce Back’ by Big Sean begins to play through the speakers. The crowd would immediately burst into cheers, as the red-and-black graphics on the titantron begin to display, reading “Straight Shooter” first and foremost. Eventually, though, it begins to fade into Jack Ripley’s name, at the same time as his entrance through the curtains. He makes his way onto the stage, a kendo stick in hand prepared for the warfare that this match is going to be, his eyes fixated on the ring. He takes a deep breath. He knows what this match means to him. He knows what this VICTORY means to him.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… hailing from ‘Las Vegas, Nevada’… weighing in at 205 pounds… HE IS THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER…. JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKK RIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
(Jack would begin to walk down the ramp, as he twirls the kendo stick around in his hand. He practically psyches himself up for this. Not because it wasn’t something he wasn’t used to. Not because this was some sort of match type that he wasn’t experienced with. Not even because he wasn’t prepared for his opponent. But because the stakes that this match holds, combined with the anger he has felt over the past few weeks, are all things he needs to keep under control. Especially considering who his opponent is. Especially considering who he will be up against. Jack Ripley climbs up the ring steps and enters the ring, before he poses on the top turnbuckle.)
Crowd: :blessed:!!!
(Eventually, though, Jack comes down as he starts to remove his vest jacket. Throwing it out to the crowd, his theme song fades out, and before long… it is replaced by ‘Kashmir’ by Led Zeppelin (Paratus Intro.) The lights fade. The arena goes dark, as the crowd look around. This is the first time in years this music has been heard at a marquee. This is the first time in a long time this persona has been seen at a marquee. This is the frist time in a long time that “The Ace” has been read on that titantron on a marquee. The crowd go ballistic. Eventually, as the one minute-eighteen intro fades out, and Kashmir fades through, Jamie O’Hara would make his way out through the curtains. Dressed in all white – trunks, boots, pads, jacket, and a black armband – Jamie pops the collar, as he looks down at Jack. No weapon in hand for The Ace.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent… weighing in at 190 pounds… HE IS THE ACE OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING… JAMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOO’HAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
(The crowd gets even louder. No matter how much they begin to support Jack Ripley, the presence the Ace has to him is undeniable. It is so hard not to pop, as this is a living legend. A man who has slain Gawds. A three-time World Champion. The longest reigning overall World Championship run ever. To deny Jamie O’Hara is to deny yourself from the truth. This is a battle between the right and the righteous. There are no evils to hate. Just devastating consequences. Jamie O’Hara would climb up onto the turnbuckle, as he stares down at Jack Ripley. The two’s eyes would never leave one another. Jamie climbs down, as his theme eventually fades out. He removes his jacket. The bell rings.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: AND HERE WE GO! JACK RIPLEY! JAMIE O’HARA! TWO HALL OF FAMERS! TWO FORMER ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONS! THE FINAL TWO STANDING IN THE 2020 SHOWDOWN EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER! TWO ICONS OF THIS INDUSTRY WITH A GRUDGE AGAINST ONE ANOTHER – JAMIE NOT SEEING JACK FOR THE MAN THAT HE IS… AND JACK DESPERATELY TRYING TO FIND HIS FOOTING ONCE MORE! COULD THIS BE THE MOMENT OF SOLACE FOR THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER? OR WILL THE ACE PREVAIL ONCE MORE, AT THE COST OF JACK RIPLEY’S PRIDE??? WE WILL FIND OUT, AS SADISTIC MADNESS… BEGINS!!!
(The camera slowly begins to pan out as it displays both Jack Ripley and Jamie O’Hara in shot, before fading to a close shot of the two of them. We see Jack Ripley, twirling his Kendo Stick around on the bend of his index finger, whereas Jamie O’Hara? Weaponless. “The might of the Ace” is all he needs to begin this. The way he envisions himself, compared to Jack Ripley? He stands valiantly against his opponent, no weapon of destruction to be found in his hands.)
Rich Russillo: And the two come to a staredown in the center of the ring…
(Jack notices this. He notices Jamie is weaponless, approaching him without a care in the world. It’d be a disservice to himself if he allowed ANY excuse to be prevalent for his victory… He raises his arm.)
Rich Russillo: What’s this?
(Jack drops the weapon.)
Persephone: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Rich Russillo: What a statement made by Jack Ripley! This whole conquest is about HIS worth! This whole thing is about how HE matters! So valiant, I might just do the same thing next time Persephone asks me out on a date. God, I’d look so cool.
Persephone: Zip it jackass before I make your skull look like a whoppie cushion.
James Peters: No no, Rich Russillo is RIGHT. Well not about the latter. THIS. This is about Jack Ripley. This has all been about his psyche, and the perception of Jack Ripley – both how he views himself and how Jamie views himself. Sure, Jack could have got the win easier – not easy – easier with that weapon, but this is about sending a message, proving a point. If Jack Ripley cannot do THIS, the rest of his season will be increasingly more difficult. If Jack Ripley cannot overcome these odds, he’s going to have to work 10x harder than ever before to prove his own worth once again.
(Jack Ripley and Jamie O’Hara staredown. Jack doesn’t even look at the weapon he dropped, however he notices that Jamie hasn’t even flinched. If anything? He’s even less impressed than before, not that he ever was. Jamie likely considered him more dangerous with the weapon. That look in his eyes, he can just hear Jamie’s words in his head. After all of the weeks acutely similar to this, after all of the weeks that mirror this very moment, Jack Ripley knew what he had to do right here…)
James Peters: AND NOW IT TRULY BEGINS! JACK RIPLEY THROWS A RIGHT HOOK STRAIGHT TO JAMIE’S HEAD, AND JAMIE FIRES BACK WITH A FOREARM! THE TWO OF THEM ARE NOW TRADING OFF, ONE AFTER AFTER ANOTHER! NO WEAPONS, NO KENDO STICKS, JUST PURE HUMAN VIOLENCE AS THEY KNOCK CLOUDS OF SWEAT AND WATER OFF OF ONE ANOTHER’S HEADS! AND, LET ME TELL YOU, THIS HASN’T EVEN BEGUN! IF THAT’S HOW HARD THEY’RE HITTING ONE ANOTHER NOW, IMAGINE HOW THOSE STRIKES ARE GOING TO LOOK WHEN THEY’RE GASSED OUT! IT’S NOT GOING TO BE PRETTY, BUT REALISTICALLY, NOTHING WILL TONIGHT!
Rich Russillo: JACK RIPLEY’S PUNCHES BEGIN TO BE BENEFITED BY THE DISTANCE BETWEEN THE TWO, THOUGH, AS JACK CLOSES IN AND BEGINS TO HAIL DOWN STRONGER STRIKES! JAMIE’S FOREARMS DON’T WORK, WAY TOO CLOSE UP, AND BECAUSE OF THIS HE ATTEMPTS TO BACK OUT TO CREATE SOME DISTANCE! JACK RIPLEY FOLLOWS HIM THOUGH, AND JAMIE IS BACKED OFF IN THE CORNER! JACK IS NOW IN CONTROL, AS THE STOMPS BEGIN!
James Peters: STOMP, AFTER STOMP, AFTER STOMP TO THE GUT, HE STARTS TO FORCE JAMIE O’HARA INTO A KNEELING BASE, AND THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT FOR JACK! THERE’S NOT A LOT OF DEFENSE JAMIE CAN GIVE THERE!
Rich Russillo: OF COURSE NOT! AND NOW, JACK TAKES CONTROL OF THAT! HE GRABS JAMIE BY THE HAIR, BEFORE SLAMMING THE BACK OF HIS HEAD INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! THE CROWD GOES WILD AS IT’S JACK RIPLEY WHO STARTS THIS OFF WELL! JAMIE GRABS THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, AS JACK NOW LIFTS HIM UP AND PLACES HIM ON HIS SHOULDER… HE RUNS ACROSS THE RING…
James Peters: LAWNDART!!! THE RUNNING SNAKE EYES, AND JAMIE GOES HEAD-FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! BUT KEEP IN MIND, JACK **CANNOT** PIN HERE! HE **CANNOT** PIN UNTIL JAMIE O’HARA IS OOZING BLOOD, AND KNOWING THE ACE, THAT WILL NOT BE ANY TIME SOON!
(The crowd starts to cheer, as it’s Jack Ripley’s pent up emotions that allow him to take control this early on, beating out Jamie O’Hara to the punch, literally and metaphorically. As Jamie begins to recover on the floor, Jack returns to his feet…)
James Peters: AS HE HITS THE ROPES… FOR DAYLIGHT SLAYING TIME! RUNNING KNEE TO THE SIDE OF JAMIE O’HARA’S HEAD, STILL NO BLOOD… BUT IT SENDS HIM ROLLING TO THE OUTSIDE! JAMIE BLINKS TO RECOVER FROM WHAT I PRESUME IS BLURRY EYESIGHT… BUT HERE COMES JACK ON THE OFFENSE! HE HITS THE ROPES… WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!!!
(THUMP!)
James Peters: SENDING JAMIE O’HARA HEAD FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! IF THAT BROKE A NOSE RIGHT THERE, WE COULD BE SEEING BLOOD! KEEP IN MIND, IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A CRIMSON MASK! BLOOD ANYWHERE WILL DO, EVEN A SLIGHT PRICK ON THE FINGER! BUT UNTIL THEN, NO PINFALLS!
(The camera zooms in on Jamie O’Hara. Jack Ripley does too, as he looks at his nose…)
(…)
(…)
(To see zero blood.)
Rich Russillo: Jack is gonna need more than that! He grabs Jamie by the head, and rolls him into the ring!
(As Jack Ripley throws Jamie inside, and bends down to look for a weapon, we cut to a replay.)
(REPLAY: https://viewsfromthehawkesnest.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/nigek.gif )
Crowd: :lupe: :lupe:
James Peters: Not a great start for Jamie O’Hara, but when you’re in the ring with JACK RIPLEY, and he’s enraged, bloodlusted? You can’t be surprised!
(Jack Ripley seemingly finds something underneath the ring. A smirk comes across his face, as he pulls out…)
(…)
(…)
(…)
(Scissors.)
Rich Russillo: Well that is certainly not going to bode well for Jamie, with Jack pulling out a weapon that is bound to do some damage-
Persephone: SHUSH. SHUSH. SHHHH… I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE DOES!
James Peters: Most of us do too, Persephone, as Jack Ripley now begins to roll back into the ring, where he goes after Jamie O’Hara-
Rich Russillo: BUT JAMIE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A HUGE SLINGBLADE! THE SCISSORS GO SLIDING AWAY FROM JACK, AS JACK ATTEMPTS TO RECOVER!
James Peters: BUT NOT A VERY FRUITFUL EFFORT, AS HE IS QUICKLY TAKEN DOWN BY ANOTHER SLINGBLADE! JACK HOLDS ONTO HIS NECK AS HE GETS UP… AND JAMIE GOES FOR A THIRD!
Rich Russillo: BUT IT WAS A FAKE OUT! HE CAUSES JACK TO BEND DOWN AS HE LANDS BEHIND HIM… BEFORE HE JABS HIM IN THE HEAD WITH THE SCISSORS!!!! JESUS!!!!
(Jack Ripley drops down to a knee as he covers his forehead. He kicks his feet, obviously in immense pain, as the camera and referee move down to his face.)
(…)
(…)
(…)
(No blood.)
James Peters: But STILL. It’s going to take SO MUCH MORE if it means either one of these men are forced to be pinned! Jamie O’Hara looks down at the scissors, and looks down at Jack… OH GOD HE HAS MORE IN MIND!
Rich Russillo: AND THE REFEREE CAN’T STOP HIM! HE HAS TO STAND BACK AND WATCH IT UNFOLD, AS JAMIE MOUNTS JACK’S BACK! HE GRABS HIM BY THE HAIR, BEFORE HE CONTINUES TO JAB THE END OF THE SCISSORS INTO JACK’S FOREHEAD! THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE GOOD, NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST, AS HE COULD VERY WELL BE BLEEDING HERE!
Persephone: YES. YES. YES. YES.
James Peters: AND…
Persephone: YES YES YES YES EYS.ESYEYS.
James Peters:…STILL. NO. BLOOD.
Persephone: THIS IS A SCAM.
(Jack Ripley is able to kick Jamie off of him, as the scissors slide down towards the corner. Jack holds onto his head, a purple bump forming there, but luckily for him, no cut. Bruised, swollen, but absolutely not bleeding just yet. He makes his way to the corner, where he tries to use it to his advantage as he slowly recovers to his feet…)
(At the other end, Jamie is once more holding the scissors.)
James Peters: NO, NO, NO! LOOK OUT JACK! THIS ISN’T GOOD! JAMIE SPRINTS FORWARD AND RAISES THEM…
Rich Russillo: HE DRILLS THEM RIGHT INTO JACK’S HEAD!!!!!
Crowd: :damn: :damn: :damn:!!!!
Persephone: BLOOOOO-
James Peters:- BEFORE JACK DUCKS! THE SCISSORS GO STRAIGHT INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, JAMIE MISSES COMPLETELY! JACK STUMBLES FORWARD, AND TURNS AROUND… DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER!! ANOTHER SIGNATURE MANEUVER FROM JACK RIPLEY, AS JAMIE O’HARA ROLLS OUT ONTO THE APRON! JAMIE ROLLS OUT AT RINGSIDE, AS JACK ROLLS OUT AT THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE RING!
Rich Russillo: Jack approaches Jamie and grabs a hold of him by the head, SLAMMING HIM DOWN ONTO THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE FACE FIRST! Jamie’s head bounces off as he stumbles back, before Jack then proceeds to grab a hold of him… LIFTING HIM UP OFF THE GROUND AND DROPPING HIM SPINE FIRST ONTO THE FRONT OF OUR TABLE! THE TABLE DOESN’T BREAK BUT JAMIE IS CERTAINLY FEELING BENT OUT OF SHAPE AFTER THAT!
(Jamie rolls himself off of the announcers table, grabbing his spine as he circles around the side of it, trying to crawl away. Jack approaches him, grabbing all the steel chairs that Bella Braxton and the timekeeper would usually sit at and chucking them at Jamie and forcing him to stay down. Jamie uses the barricade to get back up to his feet, while on the other hand Jack is taking a few steps back, eyeing his target.)
Persephone: He-hey! Stop! What are you doing with that?
Rich Russillo: AND NOW JACK RIPLEY CHARGES! HE MAKES HIS WAY AROUND, AS HE LOOKS TO DROPKICK JAMIE-
Jamie O’Hara: https://media.tenor.com/JsmNMvdGPKMAAAAC/braun-wwe.gif
Rich Russillo: AS HE THROWS SOMEBODY’S CHAIR AT JACK RIPLEY!!
Persephone: SOMEBODIES???
Rich Russillo: AS HE THROWS PERSEPHONE’S CHAIR AT JACK RIPLEY!!
(Jack Ripley hits the ground, luckily having got his hands up to block it hitting his head.)
James Peters: JACK RIPLEY MAY BE REGRETTING DROPPING THAT KENDO STICK NOW, AS ALL OF THE WEAPON ACTION HAS BELONGED TO JAMIE RIGHT NOW! ACTION THAT WILL CONTINUE HEREON, AS JAMIE NOW LOOKS FOR A WEAPON!
(Jamie O’Hara looks underneath the ring. He scavenges for a weapon, before he finds something that catches his eye.)
(…)
(…)
(A barbed wire metal baseball bat, which he twirls around before eyeing his opponent once again.)
Rich Russillo: :lupe: That doesn’t look good, if it does what I think it does…
Persephone: PERSEPHONE WILL LOVE IT!!!
(Jamie O’Hara slides into the ring, as he takes a deep breath. He looks over at Jack. He knows what he has to do in order to reaffirm his position as The Ace on a brand like this.)
James Peters: JAMIE RAISES THE BAT UP INTO THE AIR…
Rich Russillo: BUT JACK IS FIGHTING BACK! HE KICKS HIS KNEECAP OUT FROM UNDER HIM AND LEAVES THE HALL OF FAMER HOBBLING! Jack gets back up to his feet as Jamie is forced to let the bat go, and immediately he is just wailing off on him with closed fist punches to the face! ‘The Straight Shooter’ knows the position that he’s in, and what he’s going to need to do if he wants to get out of it! He pushes Jamie against the ropes and sends him across the ring… LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A DROPKICK TO THE FACE WHICH TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
James Peters: Jack then brings Jamie back up to his feet, and he looks to be bringing him up onto his shoulders, he has his eye on the target as he rushes forward… HE’S GOING FOR A LAWN DART INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE-
Rich Russillo: BUT JAMIE MANAGES TO SLIP OUT! JACK TURNS AROUND BEFORE HE’S MET WITH A FRONT DROPKICK THAT SENDS HIM BACK INTO THE CORNER! Jack perks up, ONLY TO BE MET WITH A RUNNING FOREARM TO THE FACE BY JAMIE- BUT JACK DUCKS UNDER! JACK GRABS HIM AND LIFTS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!
(RIP!)
James Peters: BUT JAMIE RIPS THE TOP TURNBUCKLE OFF ITS HINGES AND SLAMS IT AGAINST THE BACK OF JACK TO FORCE HIM DOWN! JAMIE THEN RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK… BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A SLING BLADE!
(Jamie takes Jack down to the ground, and looks to pick up where he left off as he brings the barbed wire baseball bat back into his possession. He waits for Jack to get back up to his feet…)
James Peters: JAMIE SWINGS!
Rich Russillo: BUT JACK DUCKS UNDER! HE TURNS JAMIE AROUND AND GRABS THE BASE OF THE BAT FROM HIS HANDS AND RIPS IT AWAY! JAMIE STUMBLES BACK WHILE JACK TAKES A SWING AT JAMIE!
(BOOM!)
Persephone: YES! I KNEW IT! THE BASEBALL BAT JUST EXPLODED!
(Both Elitists are down, but…)
(…)
(…)
(…)
(Jack Ripley is the one that is starting to trickle blood from his forehead.)
(REPLAY: The barbed wire baseball bat strikes Jamie O’Hara straight, and while it was ‘The Ace’ that took the brunt of the damage, he withstood the blow with his forearms as he brought them up just in time. While there is significant bruising around his arm… no blood. Instead, the impact of the hit causes Jack to stumble backward… colliding face first with the exposed turnbuckle that Jamie ripped off earlier. That means one thing…)
(…Jack Ripley can be pinned.)
(Jack is clutching his face in pain, staggering back up to his feet as he grunts, on the other hand Jamie seems to be hurt in his own right. He’s clutching his head in pain as he slams the mat with his fists. After sometime both of them manage to get back up.)
James Peters: JACK GOES FOR A DESPERATION LARIAT TO THE HEAD- BUT JAMIE DUCKS UNDER THAT! JAMIE HITS THE ROPES, BEFORE…
(***INNNNNN EEEEEEEXXXXCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***)
Rich Russillo: AND-
(***YOUUUUUUUUU’LLL FLOOOOOOAAAAAAAATTTT TTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!***)
James Peters: JACK RIPLEY CATCHES HIM WITH A SUPERKICK OUT OF MID-AIR! HE CAUGHT THE BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE WITH THAT YOU’LL FLOAT TOO, AS JAMIE HITS THE GROUND – MUCH LIKE JACK DOES! THE ONLY DOWNSIDE IS… JAMIE IS NOT BLEEDING! JACK CANNOT CAPITALIZE!
(Jack Ripley looks down. His breathing is heavy, his movements are slow, the pain from the impact still being shown, as he crawls forward. He grabs onto the apron, and slowly pulls himself out of the ring. Hitting the mat, Jack looks to go under the ring for a weapon…)
James Peters: Jack Ripley may have just saved this entire matchup for himself with that superkick! Jack Ripley could have been out cold. We know what that bicycle knee strike has done for people. We know that that bicycle knee strike has done to put people away. We know how brutal it truly has been. He may have taken Jamie O’Hara out temporarily, but God, if that was not something he needed right now. Jack is frantic. He is practically scrambling for something, anything it takes to be able to draw blood…
Rich Russillo: And that’s the thing in these situations, you don’t know what WILL. Sure, it needs to be something sharp, but it’s not often you find something crazy under there. Most of it is going to be chairs, ladders, tables. Anything useful for the ring crew when they need it. While a lot of that can and will do damage, when you’re thinking about the short term, when you’re thinking about something you need to do RIGHT NOW, RIGHT THIS SECOND, because you KNOW you’re in danger, you KNOW you’re at a disadvantage? Your mind looks for anything…
James Peters: And that’s what Jack Ripley needs to find. That one thing in his mind that’ll be CERTAIN to draw blood! That one thing that’ll be CERTAIN to be used as a weapon, that’ll draw blood, and give Jack Ripley his even playing field BACK. If not? Jamie O’Hara can win this so much easier than Jack. Because if not for Jamie drawing blood, Jamie cannot be pinned right now. No matter the moves you hit on him. Jack could bust out the strongest move in his entire arsenal, and as long as Jamie can get back up, victory is impossible for Jack unless he finds what he’s looking for…
(Jack begins to throw in numerous items. Thumbtacks. Glass cups. He can’t find anything, until…)
Persephone: 🤤
Crowd: :lupe:!!!
(He finds a razor blade.)
James Peters: Oh GOD. That… That is very simple, but jesus, if that isn’t scary! I have no idea what Jack is going to do with that, but I can tell that it isn’t going to be too good!
(Jack Ripley slides into the ring. Jamie, at the opposite side, is still recovering. Jack Ripley, places the razor blade in his hand, as he runs up to Jamie…)
James Peters: JACK RIPLEY SWINGS THE RAZOR BLADE AT JAMIE’S HEAD-
Rich Russillo: JAMIE GETS HIS HANDS UP! HE GRABS ONTO HIS WRISTS, AND PUSHES UPWARDS! HE’S MAKING SURE THAT JACK CANNOT DRILL THAT INTO HIS HEAD, AS THE STRUGGLE BEGINS!
James Peters: THE TWO GO BACK AND FORTH OVER THAT RAZOR BLADE… BEFORE A KNEE TO THE GUT CAUSES JACK TO DROP IT! JACK TURNS AROUND-
Rich Russillo: ‘INTO THE DREAMSCAPE’!!! THE BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX TRANSITIONING INTO A PILEDRIVER, DRILLS JACK RIPLEY DOWN ONTO HIS HEAD INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!! JAMIE COVERS AS HE MAKES THE FIRST ONE OF THIS MATCH!
OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEE-
James Peters: KICK OUT FROM JACK RIPLEY! JACK REMAINS IN THIS MATCH!
(Jamie rolls off of Jack, as he takes a deep breath, remaining composed. He nods, as he stands back up. A shoot boot to the side of Jack’s head, practically scraping it across his face, forces him onto his back.)
James Peters: Jamie O’Hara is practically mocking Jack here. He’s reminding him of the danger that he’s in, reminding him that Jamie can toy with Jack – Jack can’t toy with Jamie. That’s the difference in this match. Jamie can get these pinfalls.
Rich Russillo: And, perhaps, the next one might be the end… as he notices something in the corner!
James Peters: Oh… OH NO. Jamie, you don’t have to do this! You don’t have to make him bleed anymore! He already is! Just finish it, Jamie! Finish it!
(Jamie O’Hara bends down at the opposite side of the ring. He grabs the velvet pouch. Thumbtacks.)
Rich Russillo: He’s going to inflict more pain onto Jack. Perhaps to put him into a panic. Jamie is EXTREMELY calculated. If not? He’s just doing this to show that he CAN. And he WILL. He could make Jack Ripley bleed twice here, he could make Jack Ripley bleed even more before even a drop leaves his body! That’s what Jamie is going to do here!
(Jamie O’Hara opens up the thumbtacks, before he sprays them all over in the corner of the ring. They scatter, everywhere, making this regular wrestling ring a hellscape for anyone that gets hit with a move. Jamie throws away the pouch as he looks back over at Jack Ripley.)
James Peters: Jamie grabs Jack by the head, as he lifts him up once more! Jamie could end this right here, as he lifts him up for a powerbomb! He moves him over to the thumbtacks…
(**CRASH!**)
Crowd: :damn:!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: JACK RIPLEY SLIDES OFF AND LANDS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! HE TURNS JAMIE AROUND, AS HE NAILS PUNCHES TO HIS HEAD! OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER! HE FIGHTS BACK, AS HE TURNS AND HITS THE ROPES-
James Peters: JAMIE BOOTS HIM! Jack is on spaghetti legs as he kicks him down to a knee! Jamie O’Hara has both of his hands, as he looks to end it… WITH ‘HATHAWAY’S DREAMS’!!!!
Rich Russillo: ‘YOU’LL FLOAT TOO’!!!!!!!!
(**SLASH!**)
Rich Russillo: YOU’LL FLOAT TOO CONNECTS, AS JAMIE FALLS OUT OF THE RING!!! JACK RIPLEY DROPS DOWN TOO, AS HE HOLDS ONTO HIS BOOT… IS THAT… IS THAT BLOOD IN HIS HAND?
James Peters: BUT HE WAS NEVER BLEEDING FROM THE FEET? WHAT IS THIS?
(Jack Ripley grabs something from his boot, pulling it out… it was the razor blade, driven right into the sole of his shoe. The same shoe that connected with the superkick.)
James Peters: WAIT A MINUTE… IF THAT ISN’T JACK’S BLOOD…
(The camera slowly fades outside, as we see Jamie O’Hara lying face-down. The referee slides out, and bends down, as he checks on Jamie O’Hara…)
James Peters: Oh, God…
Rich Russillo: That’s a pool of blood underneath his head…
Persephone: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(The crowd goes ballistic as they see the blood besides Jamie’s head. Jack Ripley appears to be satisfied. Eventually, we fade out to the crowd where we once more see Kassidy Heart and Limmy Monaghan. Kassidy has an EXTREMELY similar reaction to Jack. Satisfaction on her face. Limmy, on the other hand, is standing in investment. Forcibly holding himself back from any support, rooting for neither Elitist.)
James Peters: And look who we have in the crowd; there we have the Dynasty members of the War Games roster, as keep in mind, both Jack and Jamie are competing to decide not only their personal grudges, but who will walk into Territorial Invasion as the captain! However, considering what just happened to Jamie, there might not be any surprise soon, as Jack escapes the ring, looking to slide him back in!
Rich Russillo: Jack Ripley is sliding Jamie back into the ring here, as he slowly slides in after him! He’s looking for the end here, as he covers The Ace!
OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRR-
James Peters: BUT JAMIE O’HARA ESCAPES THE ‘YOU’LL FLOAT TOO’!!! A MANEUVER THAT VERY WELL COULD HAVE ENDED ALL OF THIS RIGHT HERE, JAMIE O’HARA IS ABLE TO ESCAPE IT! JACK RIPLEY ROLLS AWAY FROM JAMIE WITH HIS JAW DROPPED AND HIS PALMS AT THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! HE WENT THROUGH ALL OF THIS, JUST FOR A KICK OUT!
Rich Russillo: BUT JACK ISN’T DONE! HE CRAWLS OVER TO THE THUMBTACKS, AND BEGINS TO SCOOP SOME INTO HIS HANDS! HE’S LOOKING FOR SOMETHING DANGEROUS HERE, AS HE MAKES HIS WAY BACK OVER TO JAMIE O’HARA, WHO IS BARELY CONSCIOUS RIGHT NOW! JACK GRABS HIM BY THE JAW… AS HE STARTS TO POUR THE THUMBTACKS INTO JAMIE’S MOUTH! JESUS CHRIST! THIS ISN’T GOING TO END GOOD, THEY HAVE GOT TO BE STICKING TO JAMIE’S TONGUE RIGHT NOW!
James Peters: MEANWHILE, JACK RIPLEY BEGINS TO RECOVER TO HIS FEET, AS HE HITS THE ROPES… ‘DAYLIGHT SLAYING TIME’!!! THE KNEE TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD CAUSING JAMIE TO SPEW THUMBTACKS OUT OF HIS MOUTH, ALL OVER THE RING!!! HE’S OUT OF IT! BLOOD DRIPS OUT OF JAMIE’S MOUTH, AS JACK IS DOING SO MUCH MORE DAMAGE THAN BEFORE! JACK BENDS DOWN FOR THE COVE-
Rich Russillo: NO! HE’S NOT GOING FOR THE COVER JUST YET, IF ANYTHING, HE ISN’T DONE WITH JAMIE! HE SLOWLY BEGINS TO LIFT JAMIE INTO A STANDING BASE, AS JACK DRAGS HIM OVER TOWARDS THE THUMBTACKS! THIS ISN’T GOING TO BE GOOD! NOT AT ALL! JACK LIFTS JAMIE UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS…
James Peters: BUT JAMIE TRIES TO FIGHT BACK! HE SQUIRMS AND WIGGLES, TRYING TO GET OFF OF JACK’S SHOULDERS, BUT IT’S NO USE! THERE’S NOTHING AVAILABLE FOR HIM TO DO! JACK RIPLEY GETS HIS WAY, AS HE POWERBOMBS JAMIE INTO THE THUMBTACKS!!!
(THUD!)
(Jamie gives a cry of pain upon impact, rolling over to his side, the painful scene being shown as thumbtacks cover his entire back. Jack falls down to a kneeling position, a smirk on his face, but not being satisfied despite that. He gets back up to his feet and makes his way over to Jamie, booting him to make sure that he stays on his back before then beginning to make his way up to the top turnbuckle. Jack positions himself…)
Rich Russillo: JACK LEAPS OFF! ‘BELIEVE IT OR NOT’! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!
James Peters: NO! JAMIE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! JACK LANDS RIGHT ON THE THUMBTACKS! JACK’S EYES WIDEN IN PAIN AS HE STUMBLES BACK UP TO HIS FEET…
Rich Russillo: BEFORE JAMIE TAKES THE SCISSORS AND STABS IT AGAINST THE FOREHEAD OF JACK! DIGGING INTO THE WOUNDS EVEN MORE! JAMIE NOT ONLY AVOIDS THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS, BUT HE DRAWS EVEN MORE BLOOD FROM JACK, AS IT STARTS TO COAT HIS NECK!
Rich Russillo: THIS WOULD BE THE GOOD MOMENT TO COVER, JAMIE! THIS WOULD BE THE GOOD MOMENT TO END THIS! JAMIE DRAGS JACK OVER ONTO THE THUMBTACKS, AS HE BEGINS TO SPRAY SOME ONTO HIS STOMACH! JAMIE CLIMBS THE TURNBUCKLES… WITH HELL IN MIND! HE IS LOOKING TO COMPLETELY FINISH JACK RIPLEY HERE, AS JAMIE LEAPS FOR THE DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! ‘WELCOME BACK, O’ SLUMBERING ACE’!!!! TWO FEET STRAIGHT INTO THE TACK-COVERED ABDOMEN OF JACK RIPLEY! JACK ROLLS AWAY, AS JAMIE IS LEFT LYING IN THE THUMBTACKS!
(Jamie flinches his back, as he looks over at the barely conscious Jack Ripley. He has no choice but to crawl. He scratches his nails into the mat, even through the thumbtacks, before throwing a single arm over Jack’s chest…)
OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! JACK RIPLEY STILL KICKS OUT OF IT! JACK RIPLEY ESCAPES ANOTHER FINISHER OF JAMIE O’HARA’S!!!! THERE’S NO WAY THAT HE’S STILL IN THIS, THERE IS NO WAY! HE HAS GOT TO BE SUPERHUMAN! HE HAS GOT TO BE MADE OF SOMETHING DIFFERENT! HE’S *STILL* IN IT!
Rich Russillo: Jamie O’Hara’s moveset is slowly limiting down to just a few moves that can put Jack away here, and Jamie is starting to feel that. He looks down at Jack, and he knows what it has to be in order to come out on top! Jamie slowly rolls to the outside, trying his hardest to avoid more thumbtacks, as they practically are STUCK into his body. All of this just to inflict more damage. Jamie isn’t letting up here. Jamie isn’t going to let Jack get away with any of this that easily. Jamie is going to punish him.
(Jamie slowly bends down in order to look underneath the apron, as the pain from the thumbtacks begin to overtake the adrenaline. His teeth grit as he winces, but it doesn’t stop him from his continuous scavenging for a weapon that could be the finale of his opponent.)
James Peters: Is that… ???
Rich Russillo: That’s a GOLF CLUB. Jamie found a GOLF CLUB under there!
(The crowd looks on in intrigue as even Jamie does. A rather unexpected weapon to find underneath the ring, but alas, a weapon that he is going to use regardless. Weighing heavy, and completely steel, there’s no way he WOULDN’T use it. He’s not trying to make Jack bleed anymore. He’s trying to knock him unconscious for a three count.)
James Peters: Jamie O’Hara takes that golf club into the ring, as he uses it to help himself back into a standing base! Jack Ripley, on the other hand, is on the floor, he’s barely recovering! Jamie has him scouted, there’s no way that this CAN’T be it right now! Jamie uses the driver to lift Jack Ripley up by his chin, as he raises it above his head… SWINGING DOWN-
Rich Russillo: THUMBTACKS TO THE FACE! JACK THROWS THUMBTACKS RIGHT INTO JAMIE’S FACE, AS HE DROPS THE DRIVER! HE COVERS HIS EYES, MAKING SURE HE ISN’T BLINDED BY THEM, AS JACK NOW TAKES ADVANTAGE…
James Peters: AS HE SWINGS THE GOLF CLUB STRAIGHT INTO JAMIE’S RIBS! JAMIE IMMEDIATELY DROPS DOWN TO A KNEELING BASE, STILL TRYING TO GET UP, AS JACK TAKES HIM DOWN AGAIN! HE SWINGS IT RIGHT INTO THE BACK! THIS IS BRUTAL, BUT JACK ISN’T STOPPING! HE SWINGS AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! TEN TOTAL TIMES! TEN SWINGS TO THE BACK, AS THE GOLF CLUB BENDS OVER JAMIE’S BODY SHAPE!
(Jamie lies down in the thumbtacks, the golf club having bent over the shape of his back. He is writhing in pain, but he doesn’t back down. He slowly pulls himself up, his limbs weak and wobbling, the pain telling him not to push himself to the extent of which he is – but ‘The Ace’ far transcends his own mortal body. He has full control over his own will. Not even fight or flight, not even the natural reaction to blunt force trauma, is going to stop Jamie O’Hara. It won’t stop The Ace.)
Rich Russillo: And Jack seems CONFUSED at this! Why isn’t Jamie staying down? His body is actively refusing this, and he’s STILL getting up! His body is quite possibly yelling NO at him, and here he is! Still rising! Jack Ripley looks him dead in the eye…
James Peters: BEFORE DRILLING THE DRIVER STRAIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF JAMIE’S HEAD! JAMIE IS DOWN AND OUT, THIS ONE IS GOING TO BE OVER SOON! JACK SCURRIES BACK TO THE CORNER; WE ALL KNOW WHAT HE HAS IN MIND HERE! HE CALLS JAMIE UP, BEFORE MOVING FORWARD…
(**YOUUUUUUULLLL FLOAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT TTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-**)
Rich Russillo: PAYBACK FOR JAMIE! THUMBTACKS STRAIGHT INTO JACK’S FACE, AS HE TOPPLES OVER AND SLIPS OUT OF THE RING! HE COMPLETELY IGNORED JAMIE’S POSITIONING, AS HE GRABS WHAT COULD VERY WELL JUST BE THE LAST OF THE THUMBTACKS THAT HAVEN’T ALREADY BEEN STUCK INTO SOMETHING, THEIR BODIES COVERED IN BLOOD, AND THROWS ALL OF THOSE TACKS STRAIGHT INTO JACK’S HEAD! JAMIE ISN’T LETTING JACK GET AWAY WITH THIS! JAMIE ISN’T MAKING IT EASY FOR HIM! THERE IS NOBODY TECHNICALLY SUPERIOR TO JAMIE O’HARA, BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO SHEER BRUTALITY, NO ONE HAS THAT DRIVING FORCE THAT JAMIE DOES! JACK IS GOING TO **HAVE** TO PUSH HIMSELF!
James Peters: BUT WHO KNOWS IF HE CAN? HE’S LYING DOWN, UNDERNEATH THE APRON, AS JAMIE O’HARA RECOVERS TO HIS FEET! HE LOOKS ACROSS AT JACK, AS HE HAS A MANEUVER IN MIND! HE HAS SOMETHING THAT’LL TAKE OUT JACK FOR GOOD, AS HE CALLS HIM UP! STANDING IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, JAMIE FACES AWAY… AS HE HITS THE ROPES! HE’S GOING TO DO IT! JAMIE IS GOING TO GO FOR THE TOPE CON HILO, THROWING ALL OF HIS BODY WEIGHT STRAIGHT INTO JACK RIPLEY TO TAKE HIM OUT COMPLETELY!!!
(**POP!**)
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD! JACK RIPLEY JUST LAUNCHED FIREWORKS AT JAMIE O’HARA!
(**BANG!**)
(**POP!**)
Rich Russilo: THEY JUST KEEP GOING AND GOING AND GOING! THESE TWO ARE COVERED IN BLOOD, THEY COULD BE USING THEIR REGULAR MOVES RIGHT NOW, BUT THEY REFUSE THAT! WITH EACH WEAPON THAT IS USED ON THEM, THEY’RE MAKING SURE THEY STEP IT UP TIME AFTER TIME AFTER TIME, ALMOST AS IF THEIR COMPETITION WAS BLEEDING INTO THE BRUTALITY OF THIS MATCH, NEVERTHELESS WHO WANTS TO FEASIBLY WIN IT! THIS IS A TRUE BATTLE OF PEOPLE TRYING TO BE MORE THAN JUST NECK AND NECK!
(The red fireworks continue to launch at Jamie, however, before long, and perhaps luckily for Jamie, they stop. The scorching hot fireworks, popping the minute they make contact with his skin, all come to an end, as he is left lying in the centre of the ring tending to what could very well be numerous burn wounds. Jack Ripley looks on from the outside. A sadistic smile on his face… a smile that has absolutely zero hint of satisfaction alongside it. Jack has even more in mind, as he goes back underneath the ring for yet another weapon.)
James Peters: Oh GOD. I have absolutely zero clue what is going to come next. And quite frankly… I’m not sure if I want to know. The two of these Elitists have truly brought “sadistic” into Sadistic Madness, and I know that neither one of them are going to stop this unrelenting nature until the other has to legitimately give up. I know that neither one of these Elitists are going to give up until their opponent has. I know that neither one of these Elitists are going to get even a shred of rest until their opponent has been down for a three count!
Rich Russillo: And would we have it any other way? Look at who we’re talking about here, this isn’t any random rookie that is here to make a name for themselves, these are some of the best Elitists we have ever seen int his company and as it stands they are setting an example, a precedence for many to follow. This is the level of brutality they’re going to over a grudge, in order to become team captain of the Voltage War Games squad. There’s no title, no legacy-defining victory that’ll grant them a physical reward. This is ALL mental!
(Jack Ripley continues to scavenge, until the rustling under the ring comes to a sudden halt. It’s very clear by the mere sounds alone, that Jack Ripley has found something that he has been waiting for. He has found something that has always caught his eye. A weapon that has been extremely useful to him numerous times in the past. A weapon that helped him become the Elite Answers Wrestling Answers World Champion. Jack Ripley slides out from underneath the apron, as he pulls himself up to a standing base. In his hand resides a…)
James Peters: Oh my God.
Rich Russillo: Oh no, not again.
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(A Railroad Spike.)
James Peters: THIS. THIS IS A JACK RIPLEY TRADEMARK. THIS IS HIS VICTORY WEAPON RIGHT HERE. THIS IS WHAT GRANTS HIM THE WIN!
(Jack Ripley slides in, nothing but violence on the mind, no time being wasted.)
Rich Russillo: THIS COULD BE IT FOR JAMIE! THIS COULD BE ALL IT, AS HE MOVES OVER AND GRABS HIM BY THE JAW! THIS IS ALL OVER FOR THE FORMER YHWACH, THIS IS ALL OVER FOR THE ACE! JACK RIPLEY RAISES THE RAILROAD SPIKE, BEFORE SLAMMING IT INTO JAMIE’S FOREHEAD!
James Peters:…BUT ONCE AGAIN, IT’S BLOCKED! THIS TIME IT’S JAMIE GRABBING ONTO JACK’S WRISTS AS HE PUSHES UPWARDS, JUST TRYING NOT TO GET STABBED BY THE RAILROAD SPIKE! JACK IS USING ALL OF HIS MIGHT, BUT IT MIGHT NOT BE ENOUGH! JAMIE O’HARA SLOWLY BEGINS TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET, AS THE TWO CLASH IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! THE RAILROAD SPIKE HANGING IN THE BALANCE, JAMIE AND JACK START TO FIGHT OVER IT! ONE FOOT FORWARD, ONE BACK, THEY START TO PUSH FORWARD IN ORDER TO DO SO!
(The two scramble in their weakened state for the railroad spike. Jack’s face starts to grimace, however…)
Rich Russillo: JACK SHOWING A SLIGHT SIGN OF PAIN, AS JAMIE IMMEDIATELY PICKS UP ON THIS! A HUGE KNEE TO THE CHEST, AND JACK IS DAZED! HE’S WINDED, AND JAMIE IS IMMEDIATELY ABLE TO GET A HOLD OF THE RAILROAD SPIKE! JAMIE HAS IT IN HANDS, AS…
(**STAB!**)
Rich Russillo: HE DRIVES IT STRAIGHT INTO JACK RIPLEY’S LEG! BLOOD RUSHES OUT OF JACK’S BODY, AS JACK SCREAMS IN AGONY – THE FORMER ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION IMMEDIATELY STUMBLING TO A KNEELING BASE! HE DOESN’T HAVE ANYTHING LEFT IN HIS BODY TO LET HIM STAND! HE’S IN A KNEELING POSITION! THIS ISN’T GOOD!
James Peters: EXACTLY NOT, RICH, AS JAMIE NOW HAS EASY ACCESS TO HIS FINISHING MOVE! JACK LOOKS UP AT HIM IN HORROR, AS JAMIE GRABS ONE OF HIS WRISTS…
(Jamie looks down at Jack Ripley, a Jack Ripley who is just as shocked as ever. Jamie then reaches down to grab the other wrist.)
James Peters: OH MY GOD. THIS IS ALL COMING TO AN END HERE! THE DOUBLE WRIST-LOCK APPLIED, AS HE SHOOTS STRAIGHT INTO A KNEE TO THE JAW! HATHAWAY’S DREAMSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S OVER!
(Jack Ripley collapses… except for one part of his body. An arm. An arm that Jamie O’Hara kept ahold of.)
James Peters: WHAT??? IS JAMIE NOT DONE? HE KEEPS AHOLD OF ONE OF JACK’S WRISTS, AS HE TURNS BEHIND HIM! THIS ISN’T JUST HATHAWAY’S DREAMS! WE’RE GETTING AN ENDLESS BARAGE OF THEM… AS JAMIE O’HARA GOES FOR KNEE! AFTER KNEE! AFTER KNEE! AFTER KNEE! HE DRILLS THAT KNEE INTO THE BACK OF JACK RIPLEY’S HEAD, OVER AND OVER AND OVER! THERE’S NO WAY THAT THIS CAN CONTINUE! THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NO WAY!
(Jamie O’Hara continues his patented ‘APOTHOESIS’ as the knee is driven into the back of Jack’s head over. And over. And over. And over. And over. Endless knees, endless pain. The referee gets to his knees, as he evaluates Jack Ripley, the knees still concurring…)
James Peters: WHAT’S GOING ON? WHAT’S HAPPENED? JAMIE O’HARA IS BRUTALISING HIS OPPONENT RIGHT HERE, BUT LOOK AT THE REF! HE’S LOOKING STRAIGHT AT JACK RIPLEY… BEFORE HE LOOKS TO THE RING CREW!
Rich Russillo: THE REFEREE CALLS IT OFF! JACK RIPLEY HAS PASSED OUT TO THE NUMEROUS REPEATED KNEES TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! JACK RIPLEY IS OUT COLD! WE HAVE OUR WINNER!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… AND THE VOLTAGE TEAM CAPTAIN FOR WAR GAMES… “THE ACE” JAMIEEEEE OOOOO’HAAARRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
(‘Kashmir’ by Led Zeppelin begins to blare through the speaker system, as the entire crowd goes ballistic. Jamie, eventually, lets go. Jack falls face-first into the mat, blood trickles everywhere, as Jamie stumbles back into the ropes, needing some assistance to stand. He looks down at his fallen opponent. He got the result he was fighting for this entire time. He won. He backed up every word he uttered. Much to Jack’s dismay. The referee tends to Jack for just a few moments, until he is stable, and following this, he walks over to Jamie and grabs him by his blood-soaked, wrist-tape covered arm. He raises Jamie’s hand up high.)
James Peters: What. A. Match. These two… these two BRUTALISED each other. These two are going to be feeling that FOREVER. There’s no recovering from this. There’s no recovering from a match like THIS. There just isn’t. They’re going to feel this forever.
Rich Russillo: And that’s what they’ve earned. Not a title, but battle scars. Scars to remember this night. Jack Ripley is going to wake up in immense pain for the rest of his life and remember this loss. Jamie O’Hara is going to wake up in immense paint or the rest of his life and remember this *win.* That’s the tradeoff. Something personal, something permanent, that will stick with them for the rest of time. Physical proof of their entire battle tonight. A battle only one of them have the jurisdiction of being able to say they won.
James Peters: That man being The Ace. That man being Jamie O’Hara. That man being… the War Games Team Captain. And as one door closes, another one opens. That door? They are out in the crowd. Standing side-by-side. The Universal Women’s Championship on one shoulder, and the spirit of the former World Heavyweight Championship on another. Kassidy Heart and Limmy Monaghan. Two Elitists Jamie O’Hara now has in his line of sight. A King and a Czar for the Ace to square off against. And as the reality settles in… he knows this too.
(The camera cuts to Jamie O’Hara on the top rope, as he focuses on nothing but the two future opponents he has in the crowd. He stares them down, his stare that could burn holes through lesser. The two stare back. Three of the best in Elite Answers Wrestling look to the future, look towards Territorial Invasion, with this exact matchup in mind. Jamie’s partners will be found out soon. But for now? These three personalities, these three former and CURRENT World Champions, are all they can focus on. That staredown continues, before we begin to fade elsewhere.)
(A commercial for ‘Sanjay’s Turkey Sandwiches’ plays through the broadcast. “Why go elsewhere when these spicy, loudmouth turkey sandwiches are utterly irreplaceable?”)
(The scene starts with a burst of orange, red and blue colors sending shockwaves throughout the screen. A fast-paced, eclectic montage then plays, covering many memorable events and matches that took place in EAW throughout the past year. From the peak of Andre Walker’s run, to Road to Redemption and the new champions crowned at that event; the King and Empress of Elite tournaments won by Adam Lucas and Serenity Valdez, the re-emergence of Methuselah, and everything else in between is seen amidst the kaleidoscope of flashy colors.)
Narrator: It’s safe to say that many elite moments were created in the past season. New highs. New stars. New champions.
(Joso, ARIA, Milli Banks, and PJ Hendrx are seen next, with their respective title wins being shown.)
Narrator: Destinies were realized. Dreams became reality. The Land of Elite brought forth many exhilarating moments.
(Kassidy Heart is seen winning the Grand Rampage. Sheridan Muller raises her Cash in the Vault briefcase.)
Narrator: … but why stop with us?
(Towards the end of it, three Elitists are specifically highlighted: Minerva’s EAW Championship win at Pain for Pride 15, Limmy Monaghan’s EAW World Heavyweight Championship win at Road to Redemption 2022, and Jake Smith securing the EAW Answers World Championship himself at the same event.)
Narrator: Why not give *you* the chance to create new moments for yourself?
(The montage ends, and the shot cuts to Jake Smith, Limmy Monaghan, and Minerva stepping out through an explosion of colors. If one were to look close enough, within the burst of colors, many more moments from their careers can be seen, from their debuts, to their own stables and partnerships, to their ascent within the promotion, all topped with the remaining firmly ahead of the competition.)
(‘FE!N’ by Travis Scott featuring Playboi Carti plays.)
(At that point, the three of them take over.)
Jake Smith: Why not create a moment for yourself to bank on every promise that you made?
(An in-game model of Jake Smith is seen, replicating how he went about capturing the Answers World Championship at Road to Redemption. New, updated models of Adam Lucas, Serenity Valdez, Kassidy Heart, and Sheridan Muller can then be seen making their respective entrances, highlighting the 2023 King of Elite, Grand Rampage, and Pain for Pride arenas. Drake King’s model is next, displaying his new look as he laughs. Next, is the Visual Prophet, or Chef Viz, taking a deep breath in the ring as he taunts before saying, “COOK CHEF VIZ COOK”!)
Limmy Monaghan: Why not control every aspect of your destiny and shape who you are as an Elitist?
(Milli Banks’ in-game model is shown off as she does her entrance. However, as she heads down the ramp, three different attires can be seen along with her default: Road to Redemption ‘22, Grand Rampage ‘23, and Pain for Pride 16.)
(The shot then cuts over to the updated MyCareer mode being teased, showcasing a custom-made Elitist and all of the new, in-depth elements that are set to be in it, from customizing special attires, to roaming backstage and being able to start different storylines with a vast array of EAW Elitists.)
Minerva: Why not prove yourself against the best, and show what it takes to be elite?
(In-game models for Roberto De La Rosa, Bronson Daniels, Daryl Kinkade, TLA, and Sienna Jade are seen, facing off against Hans Grayson, Andre Walker, Charlie Marr, Hikari Kanno, and Dr. Bethany Blue.)
(A quick shot is also shown, seeing various Elitists compete in stipulation-based matches such as War Games, Dome of Death, Barbed Wire Massacre, and more.)
(Jay Jerry Johnson, Harper Lee and Holly Arrow are then seen, showing off their new attires as well as updated animations for their entrances, including ones for their championships.)
Jake Smith: I controlled my narrative.
(Jake’s in-game model is seen posing on the stage.)
Limmy Monaghan: I controlled my fate.
(Limmy’s model can be seen in a flash montage, in the ring with Cameron Ella Ava, Scott Diamond, Joso, and Myles.)
Minerva: I controlled my moment. How about you do the same?
(Minerva’s model scales the turnbuckle to celebrate winning a match.)
(All three Elitists do their trademark pose. The shot seamlessly transitions from them posing right into the cover.)
(‘FE!N’ hits its climax, and text can be seen on the screen.)
(**EAW 2K24: COMING SOON!**)
(The EAW and 2K logos show up before the commercial ends. Then, Bloodsport goes back live.)
(For the final time, a match graphic flashes across the screen.)
(Bloodsport returns to ringside, where the ring has been slightly altered. While the setup is mostly the same, both the ropes and the turnbuckles are covered in razorwire, fitting the theme of this upcoming match. The camera pans over to Bella Braxton, who is holding a microphone in her hand.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Bella Braxton: AND IT IS RAZORWIRE HELL!!!!!
(The crowd explodes with cheers hearing this, yet somehow they grow louder as ‘Stronger (salü remix)’ by The Score hits. Rex McAllister begins to walk out as the music plays, and he has an extremely focused look on his face, even more than usual. Rex knows how important this match is to him both personally and professionally, and he stares directly at the ring, where he can see the razorwire covering the ropes and turnbuckles. This doesn’t bother him though, as he immediately begins walking down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… Residing in Atlanta, Georgia… Weighing in at 238 pounds… RREEEEEEEXX MMCCCAAAALLLLISSSSSSTTEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: WOOOOOOOOO!!!!! LET’S GO REXY!!!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING ALL NIGHT FOR THIS!!! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE MY HUSBAND KILL MINERVA :blessed: !!!!!
James Peters: Rex McAllister is out here for a match that has some very personal history behind it. We know Rex isn’t here just for revenge and is competing for reasons far beyond that, but last week’s Voltage proved that he can absolutely be pushed to that level. Knowing the history Rex and his *actual* wife Raven Roberts have with Minerva, you have to wonder if that will happen tonight.
Rich Russillo: I’m not sure, but I can say that this match is definitely one I’ve been looking forward to. After all, this is a match between two all-time greats. You can’t get much better than that, especially with this stipulation.
Persephone: What are you talking about? There’s only one all-time great in this match, and his name is Rex McAllister. Minerva isn’t even a modern day great. She’s barely above average.
(‘Blood, Milk & Sky’ by White Zombie hits, and this causes more cheers to come from the crowd. It doesn’t take long for Minerva to begin walking out to the stage, and once she’s there, she and Rex immediately stare at each other. Minerva begins to walk down the ramp, and much like Rex, Minerva seems to be thinking about this match and what it means to the two of them. Minerva takes a second to glance at the razorwire that has altered the ring, and like Rex the look on her face doesn’t change at all because of it. Instead, she just turns her attention back to her opponent, ready for this upcoming match.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent… Residing in the Florida Everglades… Weighing in at 122 pounds… MMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNEEEEERRRRRVVVVVVAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Here comes Minerva, and we know how much has changed since things originally went down between Raven and Minerva. Both Elitists have made that very clear, but if there’s one thing that hasn’t changed it’s that Minerva can be an almost scary Elitist to go up against in this environment. We know Rex isn’t exactly at a disadvantage, but I’m sure Minerva’s not worried about this stipulation whatsoever.
Rich Russillo: It’ll be interesting seeing how these two use this stipulation to their advantage, because even without weapons or razorwire they could definitely have an incredible match. This is the Bloodsport main event though, so I expect these two to tear each other apart.
Persephone: And I just expect Rex to tear Minerva apart.
James Peters: We get it. Are you going to be like this all match?
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Persephone: YESSSSSS!!! KILL HER!!!!!
James Peters: THE MATCH IS UNDERWAY, AND REX MCALLISTER IMMEDIATELY CHARGES AT MINERVA!!!! REX CHARGES INTO HER AND CAUSES MINERVA TO BE RAMMED BACK FIRST INTO THE RAZORWIRE COVERED TURNBUCKLES, AND NOW REX BEGINS STOMING AWAY AT HER!!!! WE SAW RED GET SOME PAYBACK BACK ON VOLTAGE LAST WEEK, BUT THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!! THIS IS THE MATCH THESE TWO HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR, AND REX JUST STARTED THE MATCH IN A WAY I DON’T THINK ANYONE WAS EXPECTING AS HE’S THE FIRST TO STRIKE!!!! MINERVA DROPS TO A SEATED POSITION AND REX DELIVERS SOME HUGE STOMPS TO THE FACE, BEFORE FINALLY BACKING FROM THE CORNER!
Rich Russillo: REX MCALLISTER CHARGES IN- BUT MINERVA JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY, CAUSING REX TO NEARLY CRASH RIGHT INTO THE RAZORWIRE!!! REX WAS ABLE TO STOP HIMSELF- BUT MINERVA USES THE OPPORTUNITY TO JUMP AT REX AND TAKE HIM TO THE MAT WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN!!! THAT CLEARLY CAUGHT REX OFF GUARD, AND NOW MINERVA IS LOOKING TO GET THE UPPER HAND AS SHE BEGINS DROPPING HUGE PUNCHES RIGHT ONTO REX MCALLISTER’S FACE!!!! MINERVA CONNECTING WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE PUNCHES AS REX WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD, AND NOW MINERVA GETS UP BEFORE PULLING REX TO THE BOTTOM ROPE, TRYING TO CHOKE HIM WITH THE RAZORWIRE THAT’S WRAPPED AROUND IT!!!!
Persephone: HAHAHAHA, OBVIOUSLY THAT DIDN’T WORK!!!! REX CONNECTED WITH A BACK ELBOW TO KNOCK MINERVA OFF OF HIM, AND NOW HE JUST ROLLED OUT OF THE RING BEFORE PULLING MINERVA OUT TO RINGSIDE!!!! REX JUST THREW MINERVA INTO THE BARRICADE, AND NOW HE RUNS IN BEFORE HITTING HER WITH A BIG BOOT!!! That’s my Rexy! I KNOW I told you all what was going to happen if these two met in the ring, you guys should’ve believed me!
James Peters: Minerva’s back is already looking a bit torn up thanks to the razorwire, so she’s really lucky that she wasn’t trapped in that corner for too long or things would’ve gotten very bloody almost immediately! Rex is looking to try and make sure that “luck” runs out right now though as he gets Minerva up, POSSIBLY IN POSITION FOR A SUPLEX RIGHT INTO THE RAZORWIRE WRAPPED ROPES-
Rich Russillo: BUT MINERVA SLIPS OUT OF REX’S GRASP, LANDING ON THE APRON BEFORE KICKING REX AWAY!!! Minerva had to grab onto all that razorwire to escape that, but I’m sure that pain doesn’t compare to what would’ve happened if she didn’t do that! Minerva now turning around, AND SHE DIVES ONTO REX, TAKING HIM OUT WITH A METEORA FROM THE APRON!!!!
Persephone: … She just got lucky. That’s all.
James Peters: Minerva now digging under the ring, AND SHE’S THE FIRST TO BRING OUT A WEAPON AS SHE TAKES OUT A RAZORWIRE WRAPPED 2X4!!! ALL OF THE WEAPONS IN THIS MATCH ARE WRAPPED WITH RAZORWIRE JUST LIKE THE ROPES AND TURNBUCKLES, AND NOW MINERVA LOOKS TO MAKE USE OF THAT AS SHE SWINGS AT REX, DELIVERING A SHOT TO THE MIDSECTION WITH THE 2X4!!!! MINERVA NOW WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!
Rich Russillo: Minerva now sending Rex back into the ring before digging for yet another weapon, AND MINERVA PULLS OUT A RAZORWIRE WRAPPED LEAD PIPE!!! This one must bring back memories from Pain for Pride, AND NOW MINERVA SLIDES INTO THE RING WITH BOTH WEAPONS, QUICKLY HITTING REX IN THE FACE WITH THE LEAD PIPE JUST AS HE GOT UP TO TRY AND STRIKE!!! Minerva was the first to bring the weapons into this match and already Rex McAllister is starting to bleed thanks to the razorwire constantly slicing into his body with every hit!
Persephone: NO NO NO NO- YES!!!!! REXY MANAGED TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY!!! MINERVA TRIED HITTING REX AGAIN BUT REX ROLLED AWAY FROM IT, I KNEW HE WAS THE BEST WRESTLER ON THE PLANET!!!! REXY GRABS THE RAZORWIRE COVERED ROPES TO GET UP AND MINERVA QUICKLY RUSHES IN- BUT REX CATCHES THE LEAD PIPE BEFORE MINERVA COULD HIT HIM WITH IT!!!! REX CONNECTS WITH A BACK ELBOW NOW AND PULLS THE LEAD PIPE FROM MINERVA! I wish he didn’t have to get himself hurt like that, but I trust Rex! I’m sure he’ll be ending this match before Minerva even has the chance to do any real damage, not that she’d be able to hurt him anyway.
James Peters: Minerva swings the 2×4 at the back of McAllister’s head, BUT REX IS ABLE TO DUCK UNDER IT BEFORE SWINGING THE LEAD PIPE INTO MINERVA’S MIDSECTION!!!! JUST LIKE THAT MINERVA TAKES A NASTY SHOT WITH THE RAZORWIRE, AND NOW REX GRABS MINERVA BY THE NECK BEFORE SLAMMING HER FACE FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, CAUSING MINERVA TO GO FACE FIRST INTO EVEN MORE RAZORWIRE!!!! REX DOESN’T LET MINERVA PULL HER FACE OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLE YET EITHER, AS HE INSTEAD KEEPS HER IN PLACE AND BEGINS HITTING FOREARMS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!
Rich Russillo: REX PULLS MINERVA’S HEAD UP, BUT ONLY TO BEGIN REPEATEDLY SMASHING HER FACE DOWN INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!! WE KNOW THIS HAS BECOME AN EXTREMELY HEATED MATCH AND THESE TWO WERE BOUND TO TEAR EACH OTHER APART BECAUSE OF IT, BUT I DIDN’T EXPECT THESE TWO TO COME RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE SWINGING!!!! REX CONTINUES TO SMASH MINERVA’S FACE INTO THE TURNBUCKLE- BEFORE FINALLY HE APPLIES A WAISTLOCK AND THROWS MINERVA OVER HIS HEAD WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!
Persephone: :blessed: YESSS THAT’S MY GOAT!!!!!! THAT’S THE BEST WRESTLER EVER!!! THAT’S MY-
James Peters: BUT MINERVA ISN’T DONE YET!!!! SHE ROLLS TO HER FEET AND IMMEDIATELY RUNS IN, CONNECTING WITH A BIG BOOT TO REX’S HEAD!!!!! MINERVA NOW SWINGING THAT 2X4 RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF REX MCALLISTER’S HEAD!!!!! MINERVA NOW DROPPING THE 2X4 BEFORE GRABBING REX AND PUSHING HIM INTO THE ROPES, AND BEGINNING TO CHOKE HIM OUT USING THE MIDDLE ROPE THIS TIME!!!! MINERVA WAS UNSUCCESSFUL BEFORE, BUT THIS TIME REX IS IN TROUBLE AS THAT RAZORWIRE IS BEING PUSHED AGAINST HIS THROAT!!!!
Rich Russillo: REX BEGINS DELIVERING BACK ELBOWS TO THE MIDSECTION, SLOWLY FORCING MINERVA OFF OF HIM, BUT AS SOON AS MINERVA LETS GO SHE DELIVERS A LEG SWEEP, BEFORE GRABBING THE LEAD PIPE AND SMASHING IT OVER REX’S HEAD!!!!
Persephone: SHUT UP, REX GOT OUT OF THE WAY!!!! DON’T EVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN! REX JUST SWEPT MINERVA’S LEGS AND GRABBED THE 2X4, AND NOW HE BASHES MINERVA’S HEAD OPEN!!!!! :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:
James Peters: NO HE DOESN’T, MINERVA WAS ABLE TO USE THE LEAD PIPE TO BLOCK THE SHOT WITH THE 2X4!!!!
Persephone: :comeagain: WHY!?
Rich Russillo: MINERVA NOW PUSHING THE 2X4 AWAY BEFORE HITTING REX IN THE LEGS THE LEAD PIPE, ONCE AGAIN DROPPING HIM TO THE MAT, AND NOW MINERVA QUICKLY RETURNS TO HER FEET BEFORE DELIVERING A KNEE DROP TO THE HEAD OF REX MCALLISTER!!! That should be enough to keep Rex out of action just long enough for Minerva to make a move, and it looks like she’s not wasting any time! Minerva quickly pulls Rex up before pulling him into the front facelock! Minerva lifts Rex up, AND I THINK SHE’S LOOKING FOR ATLAS FALLS!!! MINERVA WITH ATLAS FALLS!!!!
James Peters: NO!!! REX IS ABLE TO SLIP BEHIND MINERVA AND LAND ON HIS FEET!!!!!! REX LANDS ON HIS FEET BEFORE SCOOPING MINERVA UP, DELIVERING A BACK SUPLEX RIGHT ONTO THAT RAZORWIRE WRAPPED 2X4!!!!! MINERVA LANDED BACK FIRST ONTO IT, AND NOW THAT 2X4 IS STUCK TO MINERVA’S BACK!!!! MINERVA IS FORCED TO ROLL OUT OF THE RING, AND NOW IT’S REX THAT LEAVES THE RING BEFORE DIGGING FOR A WEAPON!!!!! It looks like Rex has gotten his hands on a razorwire wrapped baseball bat, which is exactly what he used on Minerva back on Sunday night! Minerva is resting against the barricade at ringside, AND NOW REX RUNS IN BEFORE-
Rich Russillo: MINERVA KICKS THE BASEBALL BAT AWAY!!! MINERVA SAW REX COMING AND WAS ABLE TO MAKE A MOVE, AND NOW SHE RUNS IN BEFORE RAMMING REX BACK FIRST INTO THE APRON!!!! Both Elitists drop to the ground, and now Minerva grabs onto the 2×4 that’s stuck to her back before finally managing to pull it off of her! She tosses it to the side before grabbing that baseball bat that Rex dropped, AND NOW SHE HITS REX RIGHT IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH IT!!!! REX DROPS TO THE GROUND, AND NOW MINERVA BEGINS TO JUST REPEATEDLY SWING THE BASEBALL BAT AT REX, THE SAME BAT THAT WAS USED TO LAY HER OUT LAST WEEK!!!!
Persephons: :lupe: Rex will be fine… I’m sure he’ll be fine…
James Peters: Minerva smashes that bat across Rex’s head one more time, and this is a really familiar sight right now as Rex is just in a pool of his own blood! Minerva now looking under the ring for something, but I’m honestly not too sure what these two could want after already introducing so many weapons into the match! Rex is already down and out- AND NOW MINERVA JUST PULLED OUT A RAZORWIRE WRAPPED TABLE!!!
Rich Russillo: Minerva now setting that table up at ringside before digging under the ring, where she takes out a roll of razorwire as well as a toolbox! Minerva clearly had something in mind here as she heads back over to Rex, BEFORE BEGINNING TO TIE HIS HANDS TOGETHER WITH THE RAZORWIRE!!!! MINERVA IS TYING REX’S HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK WITH THE RAZORWIRE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S SUCCESSFUL!!!! SHE TAKES A WIRE CUTTER OUT OF THE TOOLBOX BEFORE CUTTING THE PIECE OFF OF THE REST OF THE ROLL, AND NOW REX HAS NOTHING HE CAN DO! REX WAS STILL FEELING THE EFFECTS OF THE BASEBALL BAT, AND NOW REX BASICALLY IS UNABLE TO FIGHT BACK AS MINERVA SENDS HIM BACK INTO THE RING!
Persephone: …
James Peters: Minerva now taking that baseball bat as she slowly slides into the ring with both the toolbox and the bat, and Rex is slowly making it back up to his feet, BUT MINERVA JUST SWINGS THE BAT RIGHT INTO HIS MIDSECTION!!!! There’s no avoiding a shot like that when your arms are tied up and Minerva knows this! She’s just picking Rex apart right now, and Rex can’t do anything as long as his hands are tied! Minerva now opening up that toolbox, but she doesn’t take anything out of it! What is she planning!?
Rich Russillo: Minerva now pulling Rex into a front facelock once again, and she can’t get Rex’s arm over her head like you usually would do for suplex set ups, BUT SHE’S ABLE TO POWER REX UP IN THE AIR ANYWAY!!!! MINERVA IS LOOKING TO DROP REX HEADFIRST ONTO EVERYTHING IN THE TOOL BOX WITH ATLAS FALLS!!!!
Persephone: REX JUST KNEED MINERVA IN THE HEAD!!!!!! MY REXY ISN’T DEAD, I TOLD YOU IDIOTS THAT HE’D BE FINE!!!!!
James Peters: REX CONNECTS WITH A BOOT TO THE JAW OF MINERVA, AND NOW REX USES HIS OTHER LEG TO KICK MINERVA’S LEG OUT FROM UNDER HER!!!! MINERVA DROPS TO A KNEE AND NOW REX LOOKS FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO DROP MINERVA TO THE MAT!!!!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA DUCKS UNDER IT THOUGH- BEFORE GRABBING A SCREWDRIVER FROM THE TOOLBOX AND WHACKING REX ACROSS THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH THE HANDLE!!! That’s probably not what Minerva had in mind, but she clearly didn’t have the time to check what was in the toolbox! Rex dropped down to a knee anyway, AND MINERVA NOW LIFTS HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION BEFORE APPROACHING THE SIDE OF THE RING WHERE THE TABLE WAS SET UP! IS MINERVA ABOUT TO POWERBOMB REX RIGHT INTO THE RAZORWIRE TABLE AT RINGSIDE!?
Persephone: NO NO NO, SHE CAN’T DO IT!!!! I WON’T LET HER!!!! I’LL FIGHT HER MYSELF IF I HAVE TO!
James Peters: :usure:
Persephone: I’ll try. :lupe:
Rich Russillo: WAIT, BUT LOOK AT REX!!!! REX MANAGING TO PULL HIMSELF OVER THE TOP ROPE, TAKING MINERVA WITH HIM AS BOTH LAND ON THE APRON WITH THAT HURRICANRANA!!!! REX HAD A ROUGH LANDING THANKS TO HIM BEING UNABLE TO USE HIS ARMS, BUT IT’S BETTER THAN WHAT THE ALTERNATIVE WAS!!!!
Persephone: :blessed: I NEVER DOUBTED REXY FOR A SECOND!!!! I KNEW HE’D BE FINE!!!!!
James Peters: Rex slowly manages to get to a knee before getting back up, but knowing he can’t use his arms, things are a whole lot worse for him right now! Minerva is back up as well, AND REX WASTES NO TIME AS HE RUNS DIRECTLY INTO HER, CAUSING MINERVA TO GO BACK FIRST INTO THE RING POST!!!! Rex quickly taking advantage of the situation, but Minerva is able to remain on the apron by holding onto the top rope!
Rich Russillo: Rex stumbles backwards as Minerva is in a bit of trouble, AND NOW REX CHARGES IN BEFORE-
James Peters: BACK BODY DROP BY MINERVA!!!!! REX MCALLISTER WAS JUST THROWN OFF THE APRON RIGHT ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR, AND REX COULDN’T PROTECT HIMSELF FROM THAT FALL THANKS TO HIM BEING UNABLE TO USE HIS ARMS!!!! REX IS DOWN AND OUT, AND IT LOOKS LIKE MINERVA NOW HAS SOMETHING ON HER MIND AS SHE ONCE AGAIN BEGINS TO DIG UNDER THE RING! I don’t know what she could possibly be looking for, but she’s basically had control over this match for the past few minutes! Rex has slowly begun to crawl away from the area, but what can he do in this situation?
Persephone: He’ll think of something, trust me. Rexy is the best wrestler alive, and the only reason he’s in this situation is because he obviously likes a challenge! Otherwise, this match would already be over!
Rich Russillo: Well Minerva just pulled a razorwide wrapped sledgehammer out from under the ring, and I have to say this is exactly what Minerva’s been warning Rex about! We all know how talented Minerva is inside of the ring, but another thing that makes her so special is just how dangerous she can be. Minerva is walking over to Rex McAllister, who seems to be struggling with something on the ringside floor, AND NOW SHE JUST HITS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER!!!!
James Peters: REX IMMEDIATELY SITS UP, SCREAMING IN PAIN, BUT HE DOESN’T EVEN TRY TO LEAVE THE AREA OR FIGHT BACK!!!! I’M NOT SURE WHAT IT IS REX IS DOING, BUT MINERVA HITS REX IN THE MIDSECTION ONCE AGAIN!!!! THESE TWO BOTH HAVE BLOOD POURING OUT BASICALLY ALL OVER THEIR BODIES, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE MINERVA IS READY TO DO EVEN MORE DAMAGE AS SHE RAISES THE SLEDGEHAMMER IN THE AIR!!!
Persephone: :lupe: !!!!
James Peters: MINERVA SWINGS THE SLEDGEHAMMER DOWN ON REX MCALLISTER’S SKULL!!!!!
(*SNAP!*)
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE HELL!?!? REX CAUGHT THE SLEDGEHAMMER- AND LOOK!!!! THAT’S THE WIRE CUTTER!!!!! THAT’S THE WIRE CUTTER MINERVA USED EARLIER!!!! MINERVA LEFT IT AT RINGSIDE AFTER SHE ORIGINALLY USED IT, AND IT LOOKS LIKE REX WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO LAND CLOSE TO IT AFTER THAT BACK BODY DROP AND CUT THE RAZORWIRE TYING HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK!!!! REX SHOVES THE HANDLE OF THE SLEDGEHAMMER INTO MINERVA’S MIDSECTION BEFORE KICKING HER AWAY, AND NOW HE FINALLY GRABS ONTO THE BARRICADE TO PULL HIMSELF UP!!!!
Persephone: YESSS!!!!!! I KNEW REXY COULD DO IT!!!!!! REX TOOK THE SLEDGEHAMMER FROM MINERVA, AND HE JUST HIT HER IN THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!!! I TOLD YOU ALL HE WAS THINKING OF SOMETHING!!!
James Peters: :wow: That explains why he didn’t move away when Minerva had the sledgehammer, he didn’t want her to notice he had the wire cutter in his hands! Minerva fell onto the ring apron after that shot with the sledgehammer, and I think Rex is about to make Minerva pay for all that damage she inflicted while Rex was barely able to fight back! Rex climbs onto the apron before lifting Minerva up… WAIT A SECOND! REX IS BEGINNING TO CLIMB UP TOP FROM THE APRON, ALL WHILE HOLDING MINERVA ON HIS SHOULDERS! WHAT IS REX ABOUT TO DO!?
Rich Russillo: REX DIVES OFF THE TOP ROPE, TAKING MINERVA THROUGH THE RAZORWIRE TABLE WITH AN OLYMPIC SLAM!!!!!!
James Peters: BOTH ELITISTS CRASH THROUGH THE TABLE, AND NOW THEY’RE BOTH DOWN AND OUT AT RINGSIDE!!!!! Rex McAllister with a huge move right there, one that definitely turned this match around completely!
Rich Russillo: Rex slowly frees himself from the table rubble, and now he sends Minerva back into the ring! Rex now heading over to that roll of razorwire, taking both that and the wire cutter with him as he slides back into the ring! Both Elitists were already in pretty bad shape after everything they put each other through, but by this point I don’t even see how Minerva could possibly fight back! Rex has something on his mind right now, and it looks like that “something” may be a bit of payback!
Persephone: :mjlol2: REXY IS USING THE RAZORWIRE TO TIE MINERVA’S HAND TO THE TOP ROPE!!!!!
James Peters: THAT’S RIGHT, AND BECAUSE MINERVA JUST TOOK SO MUCH PUNISHMENT SHE DOESN’T EVEN MAKE AN ATTEMPT TO FIGHT BACK, SHE DOESN’T HAVE THE ENERGY TO!!!! REX IS ABLE TO TIE MINERVA’S HAND TO THE TOP ROPE WITH THE RAZORWIRE, AND IN CASE ANYONE HAS FORGOTTEN, THOSE ROPES ARE ALSO WRAPPED WITH RAZORWIRE THEMSELVES!!!! REX NOW GRABBING MINERVA’S OTHER ARM AND PREPARING TO TIE IT-
Rich Russillo: BUT MINERVA IS ABLE TO DUCK DOWN AND USE HER FREE ARM TO LIFT REX UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!
James Peters: REX LANDS ON THE APRON THOUGH, AND HE WRAPS THE RAZORWIRE AROUND MINERVA’S THROAT BEFORE BEGINNING TO PULL BACK!!!!! REX IS CHOKING MINERVA OUT WITH THE RAZORWIRE, JUST LIKE MINERVA DID TO REX WEEKS AGO, AND IF THIS CONTINUES WE MIGHT JUST SEE THE END OF THIS MATCH!!!! THERE ARE NO ROPE BREAKS, AND WITH MINERVA IN THE RING, IF SHE PASSES OUT THIS ONE IS OVER! MINERVA NEEDS TO FIGHT OUT OF THIS, BUT HOW CAN SHE DO THAT WITH ONE OF HER HANDS TIED UP!?
Rich Russillo: MINERVA ONLY HAS HER LEGS AND A SINGLE ARM SHE CAN USE IN HER ATTEMPT TO FIGHT OUT OF THIS, AND I HAVE TO ADMIT I’M NOT SO SURE IF THAT’S GOING TO WORK OUT FOR HER!!! MINERVA HAS TO DO SOMETHING THOUGH, BECAUSE WHILE THIS RAZORWIRE IS CHOKING HER, IT’S ALSO CUTTING UP HER THROAT!!!! THIS IS VERY DANGEROUS AND MINERVA KNOWS IT, WHICH IS WHY IT’S VERY IMPORTANT THAT SHE FINDS A WAY OUT OF THIS BEFORE THINGS COULD GET ANY WORSE! MINERVA ISN’T THE TYPE TO GIVE UP, BUT SHE MAY NOT HAVE A CHOICE HERE!
Persephone: OF COURSE SHE DOESN’T HAVE A CHOICE!!!! EITHER SHE GIVES UP RIGHT NOW, OR HER BODY GIVES OUT ON HER IN JUST A FEW MORE SECONDS!!!! EITHER WAY MY REXY IS GONNA WIN, BECAUSE HE IS THE BEST WRESTLER THE PLANET HAS TO OFFER!!! THAT IDIOT MINERVA THOUGHT SHE COULD JUST CHALLENGE MY REXY AND GET AWAY WITH IT, AND NOW SHE’S BEING EMBARRASSED!!! I HOPE REXY PULLS THE RAZORWIRE AS HARD AS HE CAN AND JUST SLICES HER HEAD OFF COMPLETELY, I KNOW HE’S STRONG ENOUGH TO!
James Peters: :skip: Well I don’t think Rex plans to go that far, but he DOES plan to AT LEAST take Minerva out for tonight! If he can choke Minerva out this match will be over, and it’d be a good form of payback for him to win by doing exactly what Minerva did to him weeks ago! Minerva looks like she may be fading!
Rich Russillo: WAIT A MINUTE, NO SHE’S NOT! MINERVA GRABS THE RAZORWIRE THAT’S AROUND HER THROAT USING HER FREE HAND, AND NOW SHE’S SEEMINGLY TRYING TO PULL IT AWAY FROM HER THROAT! SHE CAN’T GET VERY FAR WITH REX USING BOTH HANDS TO PULL THE RAZORWIRE, BUT IN DOING THIS SHE’S STOPPING HERSELF FROM BEING CHOKED! MINERVA NOW TURNING HERSELF AS FAR TO THE SIDE AS SHE CAN- BEFORE BEGINNING TO DELIVER SOME KICKS TO THE MIDSECTION!
James Peters: REX LETS GO OF THE RAZORWIRE WITH ONE OF HIS HANDS, AND NOW MINERVA USES ALL OF HER STRENGTH TO PULL IT OUT OF HIS GRASP BEFORE QUICKLY CONNECTING WITH A BACK ELBOW! Rex drops to a knee, and now Minerva quickly drops down and grabs the wire cutter! Minerva now quickly turning her attention to her tied up hand, and she-
Rich Russillo: NO! REX JUST GRABBED MINERVA AND PULLED HER RIGHT INTO AN UPPERCUT!!! REX PREVENTING MINERVA FROM USING THE WIRE CUTTER, AND NOW HE QUICKLY ENTERS THE RING BEFORE KICKING MINERVA IN THE MIDSECTION!!!!
Persephone: :blessed:
James Peters: Rex McAllister now grabbing that lead pipe as Minerva quickly tries to cut the razorwire that’s tying her hand to the rope, BUT BEFORE SHE GETS THE CHANCE REX DELIVERS ANOTHER SHOT TO THE MIDSECTION, THIS TIME USING THE RAZORWIRE WRAPPED LEAD PIPE!!! REX NOW LOOKING FOR A SHOT TO THE HEAD-
Rich Russillo: BUT MINERVA DUCKED UNDER IT BEFORE CONNECTING WITH THE DEVIL’S TOUCH!!!!!
James Peters: MINERVA JUST KICKED REX MCALLISTER’S HEAD OF OF HIS SHOULDERS, AND NOW SHE FINALLY USES THE WIRE CUTTER TO FREE HERSELF AS REX MCALLISTER DROPPED TO A KNEE!!!!! MINERVA NOW GRABBING REX MCALLISTER AND LIFTING HIM UP FROM BEHIND, AND IT LOOKS LIKE MINERVA HAS SOMETHING ELSE PLANNED!!!! MINERVA WASN’T FINISHED AFTER ALREADY CONNECTING WITH THE DEVIL’S TOUCH!!!!!
Rich Russillo: PARADISE LOST!!!!!! PARADISE LOST CONNECTS, AND IF MY MEMORY SERVES ME CORRECTLY, THAT’S THE SAME MOVE THAT TOOK RAVEN ROBERTS OUT, ALLOWING MINERVA TO WIN THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP THREE YEARS AGO!!!!! MINERVA USING TWO OF THE BIGGEST MOVES IN HER ARSENAL BACK TO BACK, AND IT MIGHT JUST BE ENOUGH TO PUT DOWN REX MCALLISTER!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Persephone: YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! REXY KICKED OUTTTT!!!!! I KNEW HE COULD DO IT!!!!
James Peters: FIRST COVER OF THE MATCH, AND IT’S NOT THE LAST AS REX MCALLISTER IS ABLE TO KICK OUT!!!!! MINERVA UTILIZED TWO OF HER BIGGEST MOVES AND ONE OF THEM HAPPENED TO BE THE SAME MOVE THAT GOT HER THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP, BUT JUST AS SHE’S SAID BEFORE, THINGS HAVE CHANGED IN THE PAST THREE YEARS! THE FACT THAT THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER, IT MIGHT JUST BE PROOF OF IT!
Rich Russillo: Minerva doesn’t even look shocked, she’s just in pain after everything she’s been through in this match! These two are covered in blood and we haven’t even pointed it out much, simply because more and more blood begins pouring out of them as soon as they come in contact with the turnbuckles, the ropes, AND every weapon this match has to offer! They’re not safe anywhere, and I think the damage is really starting to take a toll on Minerva now that she actually has time to breathe and think about all the damage she’s taken.
James Peters: Minerva now sliding under the bottom rope before digging under the ring, and Minerva pulls out a bunch of razorwire wrapped steel chairs, and Minerva is able to just slide these into the ring knowing that Rex is still down and out. Minerva now throwing a few of the chairs into the ring from over the top rope, and it looks like she’s created a bit of a pile! All of those chairs are covered in razorwire, so that has to be dangerous!
Persephone: :francis: I really don’t like her.
Rich Russillo: Minerva takes one more steel chair with her before entering the ring, AND NOW SHE JUST SMASHES THAT CHAIR OVER REX MCALLISTER’S HEAD!!!! IF REX WASN’T UNCONSCIOUS BEFORE HE DEFINITELY IS NOW, AND THERE’S A SECOND CHAIR SHOT!!!! A THIRD NOW, AND MINERVA DOESN’T EVEN ALLOW THE REFEREE TO CHECK ON HIM, INSTEAD QUICKLY PULLING REX BACK UP! Minerva is taking Rex to the top rope, and whatever it is she’s going for, it-
Persephone: SHUT UP, WE GET IT!!! IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT MINERVA IS DOING, REX IS GONNA FIND A WAY TO WIN ANYWAY! She already should’ve lost by now, she’s just getting lucky!
James Peters: Rex is stuck on the top rope and now Minerva is beginning to climb up, clearly with some bad intentions! I’m not sure what it is Minerva is planning, but it can’t be good after everything Rex has gone through in this match! He’s been hit with so many different weapons and has had to suffer so much punishment, just like Minerva! Minerva now with the front face lock, and… WAIT, IS MINERVA ABOUT TO GO FOR A SUPERPLEX!? OR, WAIT A SECOND… SHE MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR AN AVALANCHE ATLAS FALLS!!!!
Rich Russillo: REX DOESN’T LET IT HAPPEN, THOUGH!!!! REX BEGINS DELIVERING SOME PUNCHES TO MINERVA’S RIBS, AND WITH ALL THE WOUNDS FROM THE RAZORWIRE THAT’S DOING EVEN MORE DAMAGE THAN USUAL!!!! REX IS SOMEHOW ABLE TO KEEP FIGHTING BACK, AS HE NOW MANAGES TO CONNECT WITH AN UPPERCUT, ONE THAT NEARLY TAKES MINERVA DOWN ENTIRELY AS SHE’S FORCED TO GRAB ONTO THE TOP ROPE, RAZORWIRE AND ALL! THIS HAS BECOME A VERY DANGEROUS SITUATION FOR BOTH COMPETITORS, WHO ARE BOTH AT RISK OF TAKING A VERY NASTY SPILL EITHER ONTO THE PILE OF RAZORWIRE WRAPPED CHAIRS OR OUT TO RINGSIDE!
Persephone: 🙏 PleasekillMinervapleasekillMinervapleasekill-
James Peters: Could you stop that??? Anyways, Minerva has started fighting back as she just kneed Rex in the face, and I think that alone may have been enough to knock him out at this point! Minerva knows the fight it’ll take to keep a competitor like that down though, which is why she continues to deliver more and more forearms and elbows before FINALLY going back to that front facelock! REX CAN’T FIGHT BACK AT THIS POINT, WE MAY BE LOOKING AT THE END OF THIS MATCH IN JUST A FEW SECONDS! MINERVA NOW LOOKING TO TAKE REX OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!
Rich Russillo: WAIT A SECOND!!! REX MANAGED TO SLIP DOWN UNDER MINERVA AND LAND IN THE RING, AND NOW HE HAS MINERVA UP ON HIS SHOULDERS IN A POWERBOMB POSITION!!!!! MINERVA IS TRYING TO HOLD ONTO THE TOP ROPE TO STOP WHATEVER REX HAS PLANNED, BUT WHEN THAT TOP ROPE IS COVERED IN RAZORWIRE, YOU CAN ONLY ENDURE THE PAIN FOR SO LONG BEFORE IT’S TOO MUCH TO HANDLE, ESPECIALLY WITH REX TRYING TO PULL HER AWAY!!!!
Persephone: LOOK, SHE’S LOSING HER GRIP ON THE ROPES, THOUGH! OF COURSE IT’S TOO MUCH FOR HER! DO IT REXY, KILL HER!!!!
James Peters: REX CARRIES MINERVA OUT FROM THE CORNER OF THE RING, AND HE POWERBOMBS HER RIGHT ONTO THE RAZORWIRE WRAPPED CHAIRS!!!!!! MINERVA WAS JUST POWERBOMBED INTO THE CHAIRS, BUT REX DOESN’T STOP THERE!!! HE BACKPEDALS INTO THE FURTHEST CORNER FROM MINERVA, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS SOMETHING IN MIND! WHAT COULD HE HAVE IN MIND AFTER THAT, THOUGH!?
Rich Russillo: Minerva is SOMEHOW on all fours, desperately trying to push herself to her feet despite having chairs and razorwire stuck to her! Minerva slowly getting back up, and-
James Peters: WAIT, WAIT A SECOND!!!! “TALON”!!!! TALON BY REX MCALLISTER!!!!!!
Persephone: ….🙂
Rich Russillo: THAT’S THE FINISHING MOVE OF RAVEN ROBERTS!!!!! THAT’S THE SAME MOVE REX’S OWN WIFE RAVEN ROBERTS USED TO CRAFT AN INCREDIBLE LEGACY FOR HERSELF!!!! WE ALL KNOW WHAT MINERVA PUT RAVEN THROUGH, AND ALL THROUGHOUT THIS FEUD REX MADE IT CLEAR THAT HE HASN’T FORGOTTEN ABOUT ANY OF THAT!!!! REX NOW HOOKING THE LEGS, AND AFTER ALL THAT I DON’T THINK THERE’S ANY QUESTIONING WHETHER OR NOT THIS IS OVER!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: WHAT!?!? NO WAY!!!!!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! MINERVA IS ABLE TO SURVIVE THE TALON, THIS MATCH IS NOT OVER JUST YET!!!!
Persephone: I didn’t think Minerva would be able to kick out of Rexy’s COMPLETELY ORIGINAL move that has never belonged to anybody else.
James Peters: :mjlol: You can pretend Raven doesn’t exist as much as you want, Rex is still a married man. Right now, he’s also a man looking for a victory over Minerva, and from the looks of it that’s not going to be an easy feat. These two have pushed each other extremely far, yet they somehow STILL have more to offer! Minerva is slowly pulling herself to the ropes, and I think she’s trying to pull herself out to the apron to recover after all the punishment she’s taken!
Rich Russillo: Rex needs some time to recover himself with the way this match has played out, but he’s slowly able to push himself to his feet! Rex notices Minerva slowly finding the strength to stir, and I think he has something in mind! He’s allowing Minerva to slowly get back up, and whatever the reason, it must be good for him but terrible for Minerva! Minerva now on a knee, AND REX RUNS IN AS SHE PUSHES HERSELF UP!!!
Persephone: REX SPEARED HER OFF THE APRON!!!!! HE SPEARED HER OFF THE APRON!!!!!
James Peters: BOTH ELITISTS ARE DOWN AFTER THAT SPEAR, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THAT WAS THE PLAN AS… Wait a second.
(Rex McAllister is seen holding the top of his head, which is bleeding even more than before. He rolls away from Minerva, meanwhile Minerva slowly begins pushing herself up.)
James Peters: Wait a second, MINERVA HAD ONE OF THE STEEL CHAIRS!!!! MINERVA IS HOLDING ONE OF THE RAZORWIRE WRAPPED STEEL CHAIRS, AND I THINK SHE JUST USED IT TO PROTECT HERSELF FROM THE SPEAR!!!!
Rich Russillo: She clearly took it with her when she crawled to the apron, but she must’ve picked it up just before Rex jumped for the spear! That was an excellent way out of that situation by Minerva, as that one counter may have turned this match around for her! In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if that counter was enough to win this for her, especially after everything these two have done to each other!
Persephone: Stop, don’t even joke about something like that.
James Peters: I don’t think he was joking. Rex ran head first into a razorwire wrapped chair, he’s not in good condition right now.
Persephone: He’s fine. He’ll be fine. 🥲
James Peters: Well Minerva has made it back to her feet, AND NOW SHE SLAMS THAT CHAIR DOWN ON REX MCALLISTER’S BACK!!!!! MINERVA REPEATEDLY HITTING REX IN THE BACK WITH THAT CHAIR, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S SETTING SOMETHING UP AS SHE BEGINS TO SET THAT CHAIR UP AROUND REX’S HEAD!!!! Minerva now sliding into the ring just to grab another chair… Oh no, don’t tell me Minerva’s going to do what I think she’s going to do!
(*CRACK!*)
Rich Russillo: CON-CHAIR-TO BY MINERVA!!!!!! MINERVA JUST SMASHED THAT RAZORWIRE WRAPPED STEEL CHAIR DOWN ON REX’S HEAD, WHICH ALREADY HAD ANOTHER CHAIR WRAPPED AROUND IT!!!!! MINERVA WITH A SECOND CON-CHAIR-TO NOW, AND THAT MIGHT BE ENOUGH TO END THIS MATCH ENTIRELY! MINERVA DOESN’T TAKE ANY CHANCES THOUGH, AS SHE CONNECTS WITH A THIRD CON-CHAIR-TO IN A ROW!!!! MINERVA FINALLY TOSSING THAT CHAIR TO THE SIDE BEFORE REMOVING THE ONE THAT’S AROUND REX’S HEAD, AND NOW MINERVA SENDS REX BACK INTO THE RING!!!!
Persephone: Come on, this just isn’t fair. Why hasn’t Minerva been disqualified or something yet!? She’s OBVIOUSLY cheating, she literally just used a weapon!
James Peters: ???
Rich Russillo: Anyways, Rex has crawled into the corner and pulled himself to a seated position, not even caring about the razorwire wrapped there anymore, and honestly I’m surprised he’s even able to move! Minerva now grabbing that razorwire wrapped lead pipe before walking over to Rex, AND NOW IT’S MINERVA’S TURN TO TRY CHOKING REX OUT, AS SHE PUSHES THE LEAD PIPE AGAINST REX’S THROAT!!!! MINERVA ALREADY HAD TO DEAL WITH THIS EARLIER IN THE MATCH, AND NOW IT’S REX THAT’S SUFFERING THROUGH THE PAIN, KNOWING THAT IF HE CAN’T GET OUT OF THIS MINERVA WILL WIN!
James Peters: AND THAT’S EXACTLY THE PROBLEM, HOW IS REX SUPPOSED TO FIGHT OUT OF ANYTHING WHEN HE WAS JUST HIT WITH THREE CON-CHAIR-TO’S!?!? THE FACT THAT HE ISN’T ALREADY UNCONSCIOUS IS A MIRACLE, BUT HIS LUCK WILL BE RUNNING OUT VERY SOON IF HE’S NOT ABLE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!!! THESE TWO HAVE PUSHED EACH OTHER TO HELL AND BACK AND NOW MINERVA LOOKS LIKE SHE’S JUST TRYING TO FINISH THIS MATCH UP FOR GOOD, BUT REX IS SOMEHOW STILL TRYING TO FIGHT BACK! HE’S STILL TRYING TO KEEP HIMSELF IN THIS MATCH SO HE STILL HAS A CHANCE OF DEFEATING MINERVA!!!!
Rich Russillo: REX GRABS THE LEAD PIPE, AND HE USES HIS STRENGTH ADVANTAGE TO BEGIN SLOWLY PUSHING IT AWAY FROM HIS THROAT!!!! REX IS THE LARGER ELITIST HERE AND HE’S MAKING USE OF THAT- BEFORE KICKING MINERVA IN THE MIDSECTION, FORCING HER TO BACK OFF!!!!! MINERVA STUMBLES BACKWARDS, AND THIS FINALLY ALLOWS REX TO BREATHE BEFORE PUSHING HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET!!!!
James Peters: MINERVA STILL HAS THE LEAD PIPE THOUGH, AND AS SOON AS REX GETS UP SHE SWINGS IT AT HIS HEAD!!!
Persephone: BUT MINERVA SUCKS SO REX EASILY DUCKED UNDER IT!!! :blessed:
Rich Russillo: REX GRABS MINERVA FROM BEHIND, AND NOW HE CONNECTS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX, RIGHT ONTO THE REMAINING CHAIRS IN THE RING!!!! REX MCALLISTER GETTING BACK INTO THIS IN A HUGE WAY, AND IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE HE’S FINISHED YET!!!! REX GETS BACK UP WHILE HOLDING ONTO MINERVA, AND HE DELIVERS A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX IN A ROW!!!! TWO GERMAN SUPLEXES, AND BOTH FOUND THEIR WAY ONTO THOSE RAZORWIRE WRAPPED STEEL CHAIRS!!!!
James Peters: IT LOOKS LIKE REX ISN’T STOPPING AT TWO, EITHER!!!! REX GETS BACK TO HIS FEET WHILE HOLDING ONTO MINERVA, AND HE GOES FOR A THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: WAIT, NO!!!! MINERVA FLIPS OUT OF IT AND LANDS ON HER FEET!!!! MINERVA NOW QUICKLY GRABBING REX AND LIFTING HIM UP INTO AN INVERTED FACELOCK, AND SHE SPINS AROUND TO DROP HIM ONTO THOSE CHAIRS WITH TWILIGHT!!!!!! TWILIGHT CONNECTS, AND NOW BOTH ELITISTS ARE DOWN AND OUT AS MINERVA IS UNABLE TO CAPITALIZE AFTER ALREADY GETTING HIT WITH TWO OF THOSE SUPLEXES ONTO THE CHAIRS!!!! Both Elitists seem to be at their limit, as they are both laid out on the mat! The match can’t end like this, one of them will have to get up eventually!
James Peters: This really just goes to show that these two have pushed each other as far as possible tonight. For them to be unable to capitalize at this point, it means there’s no telling how much more they still have left! If Minerva was able to go for the cover I honestly think this match would be over, but there’s no telling right now. It was already hard enough having to guess who’d win this match, but at this point? It could absolutely go either way. Neither Elitist has anything even close to an advantage right now!
Rich Russillo: Both Elitists slowly push themselves to a knee, AND NOW MINERVA HITS REX WITH A RIGHT HAND!!!! REX NEARLY FALLS BACK ONTO THE MAT, BUT HE’S ABLE TO HIT MINERVA WITH A RIGHT HAND OF HIS OWN!!!!! BOTH ELITISTS ARE LOOKING WORSE AND WORSE AS TIME GOES ON, BUT MINERVA TO ONCE AGAIN PUNCH REX IN THE JAW!!!! MINERVA GOES FOR A SECOND STRIKE- BUT REX CATCHES IT BEFORE HITTING HER WITH A FOREARM!!! REX NOW LOOKING FOR ANOTHER- BUT THIS TIME IT’S MINERVA BLOCKING IT BEFORE ELBOWING REX!!! MINERVA NOW WITH A-
Persephone: WITH NOTHING! REXY DUCKED UNDER WHATEVER MINERVA HAD PLANNED, AND HE JUST HIT HER WITH THE BEST UPPERCUT I’VE SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!
James Peters: BOTH ELITISTS GET BACK UP, AND REX BEGINS HITTING MINERVA WITH FOREARM AFTER FOREARM!!! IT LOOKS LIKE REX IS GETTING THE BETTER OF MINERVA RIGHT NOW AS MINERVA DOESN’T HAVE ANYWHERE TO GO!!! REX CONTINUES TO DELIVER FOREARM AFTER FOREARM, AND-
Rich Russillo: MINERVA FINALLY PUSHES REX AWAY BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A BICYCLE KICK!!! WHAT A MOVE BY MINERVA AS REX STUMBLES INTO THE ROPES, BOUNCING OFF OF THEM DESPITE THE RAZORWIRE-
James Peters: REX CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING HIGH KNEE!!!! THAT KNEE STRIKE IS ONE OF REX’S SIGNATURE MANEUVERS, AND NOW IT’S MINERVA THAT HAS TO BE OUT OF IT AS SHE STUMBLES BACKWARDS-
Rich Russillo: BEFORE IMMEDIATELY JUMPING BACK TOWARDS REX AND CONNECTING WITH THE DEVIL’S TOUCH!!!!! MINERVA WITH ONE OF HER OWN SIGNATURE MOVES, AND NOW SHE QUICKLY RUNS THE ROPES BEFORE LOOKING FOR A-
James Peters: SPINEBUSTER BY REX!!!!! REX MCALLISTER JUST PLANTED MINERVA WITH A SPINEBUSTER, AND HE DOESN’T STOP THERE!!!!! REX LIFTS MINERVA UP BEFORE PUSHING HER INTO THE ROPES, BEFORE RUNNING OFF THE OPPOSITE PAIR!!!! I THINK REX IS GOING FOR THE-
Rich Russillo: RUNNING STO BY MINERVA!!!!! MINERVA WITH A RUNNING STO ONTO THE CHAIRS, AND ONCE AGAIN BOTH ELITISTS IN THIS MATCH ARE DOWN ON THE MAT, HAVING THROWN EVERYTHING THEY POSSIBLY CAN AT EACH OTHER!!!! THINK ABOUT WHAT IT MUST HAVE TAKEN FOR THEM TO EVEN REMAIN ON THEIR FEET AFTER THE MOVES THEY RECEIVED!!!! THESE TWO ARE ON ANOTHER LEVEL TONIGHT, AND IT’S CLEAR THAT THIS MATCH MAY JUST COME DOWN TO WHOEVER IS ABLE TO CAPITALIZE FIRST! WHOEVER IS FINALLY ABLE TO CONNECT WITH THAT FINISHING MOVE MAY JUST WIN!
Persephone: And you know exactly who that’s going to be, right??? It’ll OBVIOUSLY be Rex! I don’t want to hear any of you surprised when Rexy wins this match, because I’ve been telling you guys all this time what would happen if these two entered the ring with each other. Rex will win every time no matter what, because REX IS THE BEST WRESTLER IN EAW HISTORY!
James Peters: Minerva is looking back at the roll of razorwire and that wire cutter, and I think she has some sort of plan. Minerva now slowly going to reach for it-
Rich Russillo: BUT REX STILL HAS SOME FIGHT IN HIM, AND HE’S ABLE TO HIT MINERVA IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH AN ELBOW, STOPPING HER FROM MAKING IT TO THE ROLL OF RAZORWIRE!!! WE’VE SEEN WHAT THESE TWO COULD DO WITH THAT ALL THROUGHOUT THE MATCH, SO I DON’T BLAME REX ONE BIT FOR STOPPING HER IN HER TRACKS!
James Peters: REX DELIVERS A SECOND ELBOW NOW, AND NOW THERE’S A THIRD ONE!!! REX NOW GRABBING ONE OF THE STEEL CHAIRS, AND HE SMASHES IT OVER THE BACK OF MINERVA’S HEAD!!!! Rex McAllister has been pushed far beyond what we’re used to seeing from him, but throughout the years we’ve seen Rex in this kind of environment! We know what he’s capable of, and it looks like Minerva may have made a mistake doing what she did one month ago!
(Minerva remains down on the mat, holding onto the wire cutter and razorwire, as Rex goes to drop the steel chair, Minerva is seen cutting off a piece of it.)
Rich Russillo: Rex McAllister now slowly lifting Minerva up, but Minerva does her best to stay down on a knee, trying to stop Rex from picking her up and going for whatever it is he has planned! MINERVA CONNECTS WITH A PUNCH TO THE MIDSECTION, BUT SHE DOESN’T GET BACK TO HER FEET!
James Peters: YEAH, AND THANKS TO THAT REX IS ABLE TO RESPOND WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE!!!! REX NOW PULLING MINERVA INTO A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK, AND HE CONNECTS WITH A BUTTERFLY SUPLEX ONTO THE CHAIRS!!!! I THINK THAT JUST TOOK ALL THE FIGHT MINERVA HAD LEFT OUT OF HER, AND ALL THAT’S LEFT NOW IS FOR REX TO FINISH THIS MATCH!!! MINERVA ISN’T EVEN MOVING AFTER THAT SUPLEX, SHE’S TAKEN FAR TOO MUCH DAMAGE!!!!
Persephone: I’m so happy. This is why I love Rexy, I knew he could beat Minerva. I never had any doubts!
Rich Russillo: Rex slowly pulls Minerva back up to her feet, and he just stares at her for a second, clearly frustrated by everything that’s happened. Not just over the course of this past month, but for as long as they’ve known each other! We all know Minerva has done some awful things to Rex and his wife Raven years ago, and these past few weeks have only caused these old issues between the two to return! Rex McAllister now running the ropes, willingly bouncing off of the razorwire as he leaves Minerva in the middle of the ring, barely able to stand!!
Persephone: YES!!!! THE REX EFFECT!!! THE BEST MOVE IN ALL OF WRESTLING!!!!
James Peters: DOES NOT CONNECT!!!!
Persephone: :krabs:
James Peters: MINERVA JUST SHOVED REX AWAY BEFORE THE MOVE COULD CONNECT- AND NOW THERE’S THE DEVIL’S TOUCH!!!! THAT KICK JUST DROPPED REX, AND… WAIT A SECOND!!! LOOK AT MINERVA’S BOOT!!!!!
Rich Russillo: IT’S THE RAZORWIRE!!!! MINERVA CUT OFF SOME OF THE RAZORWIRE WHILE SHE HAD THE CHANCE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE MANAGED TO TIE IT TO HER BOOT!!!! THAT MUST HAVE BEEN WHY SHE DID HER BEST TO AVOID GETTING TO HER FEET, AS REX DIDN’T SEE IT COMING ONE BIT!
James Peters: REX MCALLISTER IS DOWN AND OUT, AND NOW MINERVA WASTES NO TIME AS SHE GRABS THE ROLL OF RAZORWIRE, THE WIRE CUTTER, AND PULLS REX TOWARDS THE ROPES!!!!!
Persephone: No… No no no no no. This isn’t supposed to happen.
Rich Russillo: MINERVA TIES REX’S LEFT ARM TO THE ROPES BEFORE CUTTING OFF THE PIECE OF RAZORWIRE!!!!! MINERVA NOW DOING THE SAME TO REX’S RIGHT ARM, BEFORE TYING TOGETHER REX’S LEGS!!!!!! REX CAN’T MOVE, HE’S STUCK TO THE ROPES, BUT MINERVA DOESN’T SEEM TO BE DONE WITH THE ROLL OF RAZORWIRE!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA NOW IS WRAPPING THE RAZORWIRE AROUND… What!?
James Peters: SHE’S WRAPPING THE RAZORWIRE AROUND HER OWN HAND!!! MINERVA CUTS OFF THE REST OF THE RAZORWIRE, AND HER HAND IS COVERED IN IT AS SHE QUICKLY RUNS OVER TO REX!!!!
Rich Russillo: WAIT A SECOND, THAT’S WHY!!! NO WAY!!!!
Persephone: NO NO NO NO!!! STOP!!!!!
James Peters: THE STIR OF ECHOES!!!!!! MINERVA HAS THE STIR OF ECHOES LOCKED IN, UTILIZING THE RAZORWIRE TO MAKE THINGS EVEN WORSE FOR REX!!!! THAT MOVE ALREADY PUT DOWN JAMIE O’HARA AT PAIN FOR PRIDE, AND NOW THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING REX CAN DO!!!! THERE’S NO WAY REX CAN FIGHT OUT OF THIS, MINERVA HAS HIM TRAPPED AND THINGS WILL STAY LIKE THIS UNTIL HE’S EITHER UNCONSCIOUS OR GIVES UP!!!!!
Persephone: :lupe:….
Rich Russillo: MINERVA AND REX HAVE GONE THROUGH HELL AGAINST EACH OTHER, BUT THIS IS JUST A HORRIFIC SIGHT!!!! THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING REX CAN DO, AND NOW HE’S JUST BEING TORTURED UNTIL-
(Suddenly, the sound of a headset being removed is heard, which confuses both Rich Russillo and James Peters.)
James Peters: Wait, where are you going? What are you doing!?
Rich Russillo: PERSEPHONE IS RUNNING OVER TO RINGSIDE WITH SOMETHING IN HER HAND, AND SHE JUST-
(All of a sudden, the crowd erupts in shock.)
James Peters: SHE JUST THREW IN THE TOWEL!??!!??
Rich Russillo: PERSEPHONE JUST THREW IN THE TOWEL FOR REX, SHE COULDN’T WATCH THIS ANYMORE!!!!!! THAT’S IT, THIS MATCH IS OVER!!!! MINERVA WINS!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. MMMIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNEEEEERRRRRVVVAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Blood, Milk & Sky’ hits as Minerva simply rolls away from Rex, unable to even remove the razorwire from her hand, let alone return to her feet. Even more Blood is pouring from the face of Rex McAllister, and Persephone is at ringside, in tears after having to give Minerva the victory just so she could let go of the submission. Minerva remains at the mat for a while, and the fans in attendance are all cheering following that match.)
James Peters: That’s not the ending I expected, but with a match like this, I’m not sure what I SHOULD’VE expected. This was a blood bath from start to finish, one that Minerva managed to leave victorious after forcing Rex into a position where he could literally do nothing but have that razorwire digging into his face!
Rich Russillo: This was an incredible match between two of EAW’s very best. We knew how great this match would be, and I think it’s safe to say these two absolutely delivered. After tonight there’s no telling where either Elitist goes next, but there’s definitely nothing for anyone to be ashamed of… Even if Persephone is crying right now.
James Peters: I didn’t expect Persephone to run in and throw in the towel, but that really says enough about how brutal Minerva’s actions were there! Even Persephone knew that nothing else could be done!
Rich Russillo: Tonight was definitely Minerva’s night, and what an incredible night this was. Bloodsport was an incredible show and an amazing first marquee event of the season by Voltage! Goodnight everyone, we’ll see you all again on Sunday night Voltage!
(As Minerva’s entrance music continues to play, she’s slowly able to push herself back to her feet. She’s finally able to remove the razorwire from her hand, and afterwards the referee raises her hand. Both Minerva and Rex are covered in blood, but as officials run down the ramp to check on both Elitists, Minerva is able to celebrate her victory. From there, Bloodsport fades to black.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
