John Helms
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( The scene opens up to the back parking lot of the NOW Arena. It’s a cloudy afternoon, mild temperature, but overall, it is pleasant. The camera scans around a bit, showing off the full parking lot of rental cars and EAW production trucks. Most of the men and women who are participating in Bloodsport have already arrived. However, the camera settles on two people who weren’t necessarily invited to the show. Dynasty Elitists, Ximena Velasquez and Sierra, are seen walking towards the door. The two are in deep conversation with one another, the camera not really picking up what they are saying, but it’s easy to speculate why they might have an interest in Bloodsport. Last week at Operation: Doomsday, Ximena won a ‘Unique Opportunity Match’ that turned out to be a shot at the Universal Women’s Championship. )
Sierra: … not that it really matters who wins out of Camille and Hikari.
Ximena Velasquez: You are right, it doesn’t. Hikari Kanno is nothing more than a pretender to a throne that doesn’t exist for her, and Camille Jane Ava is a career runner-up. She should consider herself lucky to have won at Pain for Pride, and if she is able to prove that her victory against Darcy wasn’t a fluke tonight, then she will have her entire world ripped away from her come Territorial Invasion.
( Ximena squares her broad shoulders and grins at her friend. Sierra returns the smile, but there is a mischievous glint in her eyes. )
Sierra: Either way, someone’s ego is going to take a massive hit and ‘La Diosa’ is going to rise to the top of the women’s division.
( Ximena doesn’t even have to reply to that. In her heart, she knows that she is an unstoppable force of nature and that there are very few in the world capable of stopping her. As soon as she gets her chance at either Ms. Extreme or Hikari Kanno, it’s game over for the rest of the season. Sierra walks ahead of Ximena to grab the door, but it opens up before she can even grab the handle. )
???: Sierra! What a pleasant surprise!
( Sierra takes a few steps back, startled that the door opened so abruptly. She looks up into the face of the EAW World Champion, a man she knows pretty well, and shakes her head. )
Sierra: You almost hit me with the door.
( Drake, who is dressed in a black leather suit with a red shirt, looking more like the Devil than Jesus for once, flashes his girlfriend a bright smile. )
Drake King: Now, Sierra. That is no way to greet your boyfriend.
( Drake pulls Sierra into a side hug, and she leans up to kiss him on the cheek. )
Drake King: That’s much better. I didn’t expect to see you here today.
( Sierra pulls away from Drake and looks at Ximena, who has her arms folded across her chest and is glaring at Drake. Like most people, she pretty much hates Drake and doesn’t even remotely understand what Sierra sees in this man. )
Sierra: Is it a problem that I’m here?
Drake King: Absolutely not! I’m happy that you came to support me.
( Ximena clears her throat, which finally prompts Drake to look at her. )
Drake King: Can I help you?
Ximena Velasquez: We certainly didn’t come to support you. Sierra and I came to watch the Universal Women’s Championship match.
( Sierra quickly clears her throat and flashes Drake a shy smile. )
Sierra: But I am glad I get to see your match in person.
( Ximena can’t help but roll her eyes. She brushes past Sierra and makes sure she bumps into Drake’s shoulder on her way to the door. )
Ximena Velasquez: Come find me when you’re done speaking to Ms. Extreme’s number one fan.
( Sierra does her best not to react to that comment, but Drake sees the look in his girlfriend’s eyes. )
Drake King: :francis: I really don’t like that woman. What kind of nonsense has she been filling your head with?
Sierra: It doesn’t matter.
Drake King: Of course it matters. You know that I have not been a fan of your association with Ximena since day one. She is not a good influence on you, and if she has been speaking ill of me then I have a right to know.
( Sierra bites down on her bottom lip and debates on what to say next. She knows that she can’t lie to Drake, and finally she lets out a sigh. )
Sierra: She’s just been saying the same dumb shit that everyone else has been saying.
Drake King: And what is that?
Sierra: The stupid crap about ‘Dramille’. Everyone ships them apparently. Even Kassidy Heart posted something on social about whether or not you would still simp for Camille if she was bald. It’s all starting to get really annoying.
( Drake gives Sierra a disappointed look. )
Drake King: It saddens me you are letting internet gossip bother you.
Sierra: Your own teammate wants to see you with Camille!
Drake King: Minerva has a rather vivid imagination, Sierra, and all we can do is pray that Minerva accepts the fact that I have a girlfriend that I love very much.
Sierra: I love you too.
( Sierra lifts her face for a kiss, but Drake places his finger over her lips and shakes his head. )
Drake King: We don’t live in sin, Sierra.
( Sierra has to settle for Drake kissing her forehead. )
Sierra: Can I ask you something, Drake?
( Drake has taken Sierra’s hand and is ready to escort her inside the building. )
Drake King: Of course.
Sierra: I just need to hear it from you. There is nothing between you and that soon-to-be bald bitch Camille, right?
Drake King: Absolutely nothing.
( Before they head inside, Sierra tugs on Drake’s hand and brings them both to a stop. )
Sierra: Then tell Minerva to stay the fuck out of our business.
( Drake sighs, but wanting to avoid an argument, he relents. )
Drake King: I will talk to her, Sierra, but you certainly need to reevaluate your relationship with Ximena. If she were truly your friend, then she wouldn’t be lying to you about things that simply don’t exist.
( Sierra doesn’t respond as Drake opens the door for her. The couple walk into the building and disappear as the door shuts behind them. )
( The scene fades out. )
(EAW intro plays.)
(The camera is pitch black for a moment, nothing to be seen. The only sounds that are heard are the sounds of nature. Before long though, the sounds of a car nearing the scene is heard, the wheels driving through a dirt road, and finally a pair of headlights are seen. The car drives throughout the night, the lights illuminating the scene around it. It’s not long after that the car finally parks, but it’s not alone. In fact, it seems to be in some sort of car park. The camera begins to pan out to show that the setting is a drive-in theater, multiple cars waiting anxiously for the film to begin. It’s not long until a projector begins to shine on the white canvas that’s at the very front of the scene.)
(It starts off by showing Donovan Duke putting out a challenge for his 24/7 Contract, willing to put it on the line at the next Free-Per-View against whoever decides to accept, that person is revealed to be Danny Tanner. Later on Ryan Wilson is seen persuading Lucas Johnson to take what he wants, with Lucas demanding a shot at the Contract along with Shane Gates, ultimately, Donovan ultimately obliges, taking on all three Elitists. They spin the wheel, and the stipulation is revealed to be Persephone’s choice, with Persephone leaving the match type a mystery.)
(It then goes to show the interview that Jake Smith had the first episode of Voltage in Season 15. He talks about the dominant trail that he’s going to blaze, before someone accidentally bumps into them. While Jake demands an apology, that person then pushes him against the wall and reveals to be Raven Roberts, sending a threat towards his way as a result. Jake speaks on it the next week, talking about the disrespect and the audacity that she had to do such a thing. Raven comes out, one thing leads to another, and a match is confirmed between the two of them, with Jake standing tall after a brawl in the end. At the go home show, both of them spin the wheel to determine their stipulation which is revealed to be a Chicago Street Fight. It leads to another brawl which in the end, this time, it’s Raven that comes out on top.)
(After a dastardly betrayal and the implosion of Most Wanted Arrow at Pain For Pride, Holly Arrow believed that she didn’t do anything wrong. She believed that she was carrying the team for the longest time now and was only doing what was best for her career. Ultimately it was Mary S. Atlas who didn’t take so kindly to that, giving her a warning and making sure that she regrets what she’s done. After a brutal few weeks that even featured Holly costing Mary a New Breed Championship match as well as Mary costing Holly a victory at the start of the season, both of them meet together to spin the wheel. It finally lands on Fans Choose The Weapons, getting both of them even more excited for the Free-Per-View.)
(It then goes to an interview that Miku Sakai has post-Pain For Pride. It’s interrupted by Candice Blair who comes in like a supermodel, talking about her aspirations for a music career. Miku snaps, telling her off before nearly throwing a bottle at her head. It then leads to a match between the two of them confirmed at Bloodsport. The tension is so high that Miku even invaded the music studio that Candice was at and attacked her. After they spun the wheel, the match was revealed to be an Extreme Lingerie match. It then ends in a brawl where Candice manages to strip Miku into her bra and panties to come out on top. It then ends with a huge argument at the go home show where both of them end up arguing, the feud at its boiling point heading into the Free-Per-View in front of them.)
(After a challenge isn’t taken too kindly, New Eden’s Myles is confronted by none other than Jamie O’Hara. Jamie doesn’t seem to see Myles as a threat, but before long Myles would push Jamie to the point of violence. After laying him out in the end a match at Bloodsport between the two of them is confirmed, leading to the wheel being spun. Jamie decides that he is going to choose the stipulation, Myles, not agreeing, despite that Jamie doesn’t give him a choice. And it lands on a 30-Minute Hardcore Iron Man Match. On the final Voltage before the show, Myles would lay Jamie out, saying soon nobody will care about the Ace.)
(After a match between Mary S. Atlas, Alex Myers stamped his ticket to the big time, getting a number one contendership opportunity for the New Breed Championship. It’s not long after that both of them are joined backstage by Captain Charisma to win the wheel, where it lands on a Piranha Deathmatch between the two of them. After that, Ryan and Alex have a brawl the following week, ending with the New Breed Champion standing on tall. Both of them end the weeks leading up to their match sending massive warnings to one another, clearly meaning business when it comes to the New Breed Championship )
(After a mishap in the EAW World Championship number one contendership match between Chrie Elite and Justin Windgate. Both competitors settle for middle ground, which leads to Chris facing Minerva for the National Elite Championship. It shows Chris going to church to ask a Priest what he must do to counteract Minerva, and the answer is found when Chris, known as Pastor SK, and Big Mike conduct an exorcism on Minerva. It then leads to Minerva facing Big Mike at the go-home show, where Minerva comes out on top; but in the end, Chris lays out Minerva with a Box Office Smash to stand on top.)
(After a challenge was put out by the challenger at the EAW Draft, it was confirmed that Hikari Kanno was going to challenge for the Universal Women’s Championship against Ms. Extreme. After both of them spin the wheel, the match is revealed to be a Scaffold Match. But of course, the stakes are raised. After Hikari cuts off an inch of Ms. Extreme’s hair, the match is then confirmed to be a Championship versus Hair match at the Free-Per-View. After weeks of brawls and attacks, Hikari Kanno stands on top on the final Voltage before the free-per-view, holding up the Championship.)
(After the aforementioned mishap between Chris Elite and Justin Windgate, the match is confirmed to be Justin vs. Drake King for the EAW World Championship at Bloodsport. Both of them take the time to spin the wheel, before it lands on, shockingly, a Chainsaw Deathmatch. Drake is absolutely baffled and pissed off in the end and won’t be entertaining this. But assures them that regardless he will make sure that he beats up Justin Windgate at Bloodsport and comes out victorious. Justin Windgate has other ideas though, making a vow to end New Eden and light one up for the dead stable. After all of that, the film cuts to black.)
(“And now, our feature presentation”)
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(‘Emergency’ by 21 Savage ft. Young Thug & Gunna blasts through the speakers of the NOW Arena to thunderous cheers from the crowd. Red and orange pyro begin to shoot out from the stage getting the crowd hyped while the camera pans around at the excited EAW Universe in attendance. It’s not long after that it then goes to the commentary booth where Rich Russillo, James Peters, and Persephone are seen.)
James Peters: THE TIME FOR TALK IS OVER, THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE AT SUNDAY NIGHT VOLTAGE WELCOME YOU TONIGHT… TO BLOODSPORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: And let me just tell you what a show that we have for you tonight, no explanation needed. Our Voltage Elitists have been ready for tonight and are absolutely ready to lay it all on the line when it’s said and done. Let me tell you, tonight is absolutely unpredictable, but thats what makes it the most enjoyable.
Persephone: It hasn’t been enjoyable since Rex left :mjcry:. This has to be the worst Voltage Free-Per-View ever and that’s saying something. But you know what? I don’t care? Blood! Violence! Guns! Amputation! That’s one thing to be excited for, let’s do it!
(The crowd shoots to their feet as the first match graphic of the night flashes across the screen.)
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(It then goes to the ring to show Bella Braxton with a smile on her face ready to announce the match right now.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest, IS A EXPLOSIVE BARBED WIRE TABLES LADDERS & CHAIRS MATCH!!! And it is for… THE EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!
(’44 Bulldog’ by Pop Smoke blasts through the speakers of the arena to loud cheers from the crowd in response. Chris Elite then begins to make his way out to the stage, with Big Mike flanking him as well. Chris has a big smirk on his face while he looks around at the crowd in attendance, before focusing his attention on the ring. He has a straight look on his face now full of seriousness. It’s not long after that he takes a deep breath and then begins to make his way down the aisle.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, the challenger… from Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at a total of 210 pounds… GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS… CHRIS ELITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Somewhere out there, there is another realm in the multiverse where Chris Elite could’ve been walking in tonight looking to win the EAW World Championship in a Chainsaw Deathmatch, but unfortunately, things change. For the better? Yeah, I’d say it turned out well for Chris. Because he once again finds another opportunity to become something that he has sought after for a very long time, and that’s getting one step closer to fulfilling his quest of being Grand Slam Champ. It’s something that he was willing to throw a World Championship match away for, you can tell how important this must be for him tonight.
James Peters: I don’t mean to put more pressure on Chris’ shoulder, but he NEEDS to win. He’s been fighting for way too long and he knows damn well that people have been asking for a long time now what’s going to give? When is Chris Elite finally going to do what he’s failed at for so many years now? Well, that’s something that’s going to be answered tonight, which just asks a question in itself. Can Chris Elite become your new National Elite Champion, or will his dreams be shattered once again?
Persephone: God he looks so fucking scared, I hope that means he slips up and costs himself the match as soon as it begins. I mean, come on, can you blame me for thinking that? He looks like a fucking pussy and is two seconds away from pissing his pants even with that large man next to him. He’s fucked, legitimately.
(Chris stops at the bottom of the ramp and once again looks around, before looking towards Big Mike. Both of them nod towards one another before turning and looking at the scene in front of them. Of course are the usual tables, ladders, and chairs; but on each side of the ring are boards of exploding barbed wire. Chris looks determined before looking towards Big Mike once again.)
Chris Elite: (Off-Mic) I got this.
Big Mike: (Off-Mic) :usure:
Chris Elite: (Off-Mic) Bro did you see what happened last year? You bout to fucking die gtfo damn.
Big Mike: (Off-Mic) :krabs:
(Chris makes his way around the ring and heads up the steel steps. He enters in before climbing to the top rope and posing with a smirk on his face while the crowd continues to shower the EAW Hall of Famer in praise. Chris then jumps down and makes his way towards his corner, getting ready with a straight look on his face while ’44 Bulldog’ slowly begins to fade out.)
(‘Blood, Milk & Sky’ by White Zombie plays up to the loud boos of the crowd in response to who is coming out. It’s not long before Minerva begins to make her way out to the stage, with an orange rose in her mouth and a sadistic look on her face. She’s seen without the National Elite Championship this time around, like she cares. But it comes into focus when she eyes it hanging above the ring. She simply looks around at the crowd continuing to show their disapproval before laughing and beginning to make her way down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent… from Bucharest, Romania… weighing in at a total of 122 pounds… she is the EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!! BLACK ROSE… MINERVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: We know what Minerva has been through these past few weeks at the hands of the challenger, and let’s just say it hasn’t been the tamest of things. After being forced into a live exorcism on Sunday Night Voltage a few weeks back, she got a victory over Big Mike at the go home show, only to be met with a brutal Box Office Smash for her troubles. You can tell how much her opponent has aggravated her this time around, and if there’s one thing for certain tonight? It’s going to be one hell of a fight.
James Peters: We’ve seen a spectacle of violence from Minerva on multiple occasions, I’m sure this is no exception. She’s a woman on a mission looking to dish out punishment tonight and I’m sure she’s going to do everything to make sure that at the end of the day what she’s desired is accomplished. Just like her opponent, she’s going to put her body on the line to make sure that she gets her way and I’m sure that’s going to make for one interesting scenario. Both of these competitors are ready to kill each other, for different motives than the other, but only one outcome to come of it, victory.
Persephone: I’m still disappointed that the burning cross from a few weeks back didn’t kill her. It pisses me off knowing that scum still walks around running rampant and Minerva is just another one. Sometimes we’re just better off without people like her, or people like anyone on the active Voltage roster.
(Minerva looks around before making her way up the steel steps and onto the apron. She looks down at one of the exploding boards of barbed wire right in front of her with a smirk before turning around and entering into the ring. She once again looks above at the National Elite Championship before then making her way towards her corner with her face turning to a cold and serious look. ‘Blood, Milk & Sky’ begins to fade out from there before the referee inside of the ring then reluctantly signals for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: Here we go, this National Elite Championship match is underway! I’m going to be honest with you guys here, I don’t know what’s going to happen. :lupe:
Persephone: Stop being such a fucking pussy. You know what’s going to happen. Blood! Explosions! Death! Imma love it.
James Peters: WELL LET’S FOCUS ON THE ACTION HERE, CHRIS LAUNCHING HIMSELF TOWARDS MINERVA AND SENDING A FOREARM STRIKE TO HER TEMPLE! Minerva didn’t expect that, being forced backwards towards the corner. Chris right out of the gate is on the assault, RUNNING FORWARD AND SLAMMING HIS SHOULDER INTO THE ABDOMEN OF MINERVA! Chris grabbing Minerva, BEFORE THROWING HER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TOWARDS THE BOARDS OF EXPLODING BARBED WIRE!
Rich Russillo: But Minerva manages to keep herself hanging on the apron, clutching onto the top rope before she can meet imminent doom! CHRIS RUNNING FORWARD AND LAUNCHING HIMSELF TOWARDS MINERVA ONCE AGAIN LOOKING TO KNOCK HER OFF THE APRON! But Minerva drops down to the ringmat next to the exploding barbed wire! She knows better than to find herself in a situation like that and escaping out of harm’s way was the best scenario. BUT CHRIS ISN’T LOOKING TO SETTLE FOR THAT, JUMPING ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND SPRINGING HIMSELF OFF WITH A SHOOTING STAR PRESS TOWARDS THE OUTSIDE!
James Peters: BUT MINERVA TAKES A CHAIR LEANING AGAINST THE BARRICADE AND THROWS IT AT CHRIS IN MID-AIR! CHRIS TUMBLES TO THE GROUND NARROWLY MISSING THE EXPLODING BARBED WIRE!
Persephone: Damn, just an inch closer and we would’ve been done with this match already! Unfortunately, some things are just too good to be true. :will:
Rich Russillo: Chris is clearly dazed but it’s too early in the match for him to be hurt badly. Minerva is making her way over and bringing him up to his feet, BEFORE HEADING TO A TABLE AND SLAMMING HIS HEAD DOWN ON TOP OF IT! Minerva has control so far, GRABBING CHRIS AND NOW SENDING HIM SPINE FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! Minerva needs to keep this offense as long as she can, especially with the position that she finds herself in, she could be in for some danger if she makes one wrong move. Chris knows that, and somehow he’s going to have to find a way to capitalize on it.
James Peters: Chris grabbing hold of the barricade trying to help himself back to his feet, BUT MINERVA RUNS FORWARD AND SENDS A KNEE DEAD TO HIS FACE! Chris crumbling down to the ground while Minerva grabs him once again, THIS TIME SENDING HIM INTO THE RINGPOST! Minerva is trying to soften him up as best as she can, waiting for the perfect opportunity to use the environment to her advantage. She makes her way towards Chris, who’s barely hanging onto the edge of the apron. But before she can do anything it’s Chris that steps back and sends a back elbow towards her nose! Minerva is stunned while Chris quickly jumps up onto the apron, with a chair in hand as well! CHRIS LEAPING OFF THE APRON INTO A MOONSAULT WITH A STEEL CHAIR ABSOLUTELY CRUSHING THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!
Persephone: I hope that crushed her ribs. Have her GASPING for air while she’s sprawled out on the ringmat, God I’m just imagining it right now. It sounds absolutely beautiful. Come on Chris, do it again, fucking pussy.
Rich Russillo: Chris gripping the steel chair in hand, looking to get more use out of it. SMACKING MINERVA IN THE HEAD WHILE SHE ATTEMPTS TO GET BACK UP TO HER FEET! Minerva gripping her head, WHILE CHRIS LIFTS UP THE CHAIR AND DRIVES THE EDGE OF IT INTO HER GUT! NOW LOOK AT HIM PRESSING IT AGAINST HER THROAT! Chris is choking the everything shit out of Minerva while she desperately tries to pry the steel chair off her throat. BUT CHRIS LIFTS IT UP AND DRIVES THE EDGE OF THE CHAIR DOWN ON HER WINDPIPE!
(Minerva grabs at her throat, rolling around in pain while sputtering out breaths. Chris smirks while folding the chair and taking a seat on it. He leans forward and looks at Minerva in pain.)
Chris Elite: (Off-Mic) You’ll never be me, Minerva. Always imitated, never duplicated.
James Peters: Chris getting back up from his chair, BUT MINERVA WITH A SPURT OF ENERGY ATTEMPTS TO SEND A KICK TOWARDS HIS FACE! But just in time Chris manages to grab the leg of Minerva, leaving her hopping on one leg. CHRIS STEPS THROUGH AND SENDS MINERVA INTO THE STEEL CHAIR WITH A DRAGON SCREW! Chris grabbing Minerva by the head and rolling her back into the ring while she’s dazed.
Rich Russillo: Chris sitting up and getting back up to his feet, grabbing Minerva by the head and dragging her up. Minerva trying to get Chris to let go before sending a forearm towards his face! Minerva still has some fight left in her, BUT IT’S CHRIS THAT PUSHES HER DOWNWARDS AND DROPS HER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A STIFF KNEE TO HER FACE! Chris quickly rolling out of the ring, and you can tell the predicament is not going to look so good for the Champion. Chris is grabbing a table and pushing it into the ring before sliding himself in. Chris grabbing ahold of the table while waiting for Minerva to get back back to her feet, BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND LOOKING TO USE THE TABLE AS A BATTERING RAM TOWARDS MINERVA!
James Peters: But Minerva manages to move out of the way making Chris collide with the turnbuckle. Chris letting go of the table and turning around, BUT IT’S MINERVA THAT RUNS FORWARD WITH DOUBLE KNEES SANDWICHING CHRIS BETWEEN HER AND THE STEEL LEGS OF THE TABLE! Minerva grabbing Chris and throws him down to the center of the ring before tossing the table down as well. MINERVA GOING FOR ‘HELL’S BELLS’! THE ARABIAN PRESS TOWARDS A GROUNDED CHRIS ELITE!
Rich Russillo: BUT CHRIS MANAGES TO MIRACULOUSLY GET THE KNEES UP! Minerva flies high in the air before tumbling down to the ground, grabbing at the ropes immediately to try and help herself up to her feet. BUT CHRIS IS RIGHT BACK UP, RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A CACTUS CLOTHESLINE TAKING BOTH OF THEM OUT OF THE RING-
BOOM!
James Peters: BOTH CHRIS ELITE AND MINERVA JUST FELL INTO THE BOARDS OF EXPLODING BARBED WIRE!
(Both competitors are sprawled out on the ground. Chris rolls off of Minerva finding himself stuck in a field of barbed wire. He scrunches his face in pain while grabbing onto the ringmat to his left, desperately trying to pull himself out. His screams of pain are heard as the barbed wire tears at his flesh and rips away at his skin.)
Persephone: Do you hear his screams of pain?! Hold on a minute, let me save this as my ringtone!
Rich Russillo: Minerva hasn’t moved at all, but the pain on her face tells it all. Minerva trying to pull herself off the barbed wire but it’s apparent that the pain is too unbearable at the moment. But it looks like Chris has grown impatient, grabbing Minerva by her arm and tearing her out of the barbed wire. Minerva is screaming in pain now as the barbed wire rips away from her body, BEFORE CHRIS TAKES HIS FOOT AND STOMPS DOWN ON HER CHEST FOR GOOD MEASURE! Chris grabbing her by her arm, BEFORE TAKING HER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH AN ARM DRAG! If Chris keeps this up, we might just see a new National Elite Champion tonight in Illinois!
James Peters: Minerva trying to roll herself up to her feet while Chris begins to once again scavenge under the ring trying to find something to use against Minerva. If Chris needs to throw the entire kitchen sink at her to win the Championship, then I think he’ll do that. Oh dear, I think I just saw the eyes of Chris Elite light up while looking under the ring. What the…
Persephone: IT’S A FUCKING 2X4 NAIL BOARD! LET’S FUCKING GO! IT’S TIME TO IMPALE A BITCH TONIGHT!
Rich Russillo: Chris looking at it with a seemingly unusual maniacal look in his face, he might’ve found exactly what he needed to keep the offense in his favor. Chris gripping the nail board while Minerva slowly begins to get back up to her feet, I don’t think she knows what’s going on right here. Chris gripping it while approaching Minerva, TAKING A WILD SWING TOWARDS HER HEAD!
THUD!
James Peters: BUT MINERVA MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! The nail board slams into the barricade getting lodged inside while Chris pushes his foot against it desperately trying to pry the board out. Chris giving up and letting go before turning around, BUT MINERVA WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD SENDING HIM DOWN! Chris drops down to a knee trying to recover, BUT GETS UP TO HIS FEET TRYING TO GO FOR A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE TOWARDS THE HEAD OF THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!
CRACK!
Persephone: HEAD GOES KABOOM!
(The camera shows Chris Elite shoving Minerva away crumbling down to the ground. He desperately grabs at the 2×4 nail board that’s rotated 45 degrees covering a good chunk of his forehead and his left eye, one of the nails appearing to be lodged in his eyelid. Minerva simply smirks, slightly wincing in pain every so often, watching Chris suffer while taking a breather while she can.)
Rich Russillo: :krabs: Now that does not look pleasant for the challenger. Chris seems to be trying to pull himself up to his feet, his hands slipping whenever he tries to pull the board off his face. Chris with one eye back up to his feet, BUT MINERVA GOES UNDER AND SENDS A KICK TO THE GROIN OF CHRIS ELITE! Minerva quickly grabs the board and presses her foot against Chris’ chest! BEFORE TEARING THE BOARD OUT OF HIS SKIN! :ohlawd: I think I see a chunk of flesh on the 2×4 nail board.
James Peters: Chris stumbling back, BEFORE BEING NAILED WITH THE BLUNT SIDE OF THE BOARD SENDING HIM DOWN! I think we’re getting a glimpse of what Minerva has planned, she’s looking up at the National Elite Championship! Minerva begins to make her way around the ring precariously before grabbing the ladder and beginning to roll in the ring. Minerva grabbing the ladder and beginning to set it up at the center of the ring, Chris hasn’t even moved an inch! She’s beginning to climb up to the top rope, could we see her unhook the Championship right here and now???
Persephone: Aw, now the more that I think about it, this match can’t end. There’s not enough blood being spilled so my Rex McAllister ritual is ineffective. :noah: There’s probably enough for the voodoo doll though…
CRACK!
Rich Russillo: BUT IT’S CHRIS THAT TAKES THE 2X4 NAILBOARD AND SLAMS IT INTO THE BACK OF MINERVA! Chris is exhausted, dropping the nail board down to the ground while Minerva screams in pain, trying to hold on for dear life while she has the chance!
Persephone: YES! THIS MAN CHRIS JUST GRABBED HER AND SLAMMED HER DOWN INTO THE NAIL BOARD WITH A BRUTAL POWERBOMB! DID SHE GET IMPALED IN HER BACK?! I HOPE SHE GOT IMPALED!
James Peters: That was a horrific fall from Minerva, it appears that Chris just barely saved his chances in this match. Chris begins to set up the table at the center of the ring, you know he’s looking for something right here and if he manages to execute this it will not bode well for Minerva. Chris grabbing Minerva by the head, THROWING HER INTO THE TABLE! You can see the nailboard still stuck in her back and that just has to hurt as well! The sharp end stabs Minerva in the gut before Chris quickly makes his way over and tosses her onto the table. Chris isn’t looking to climb up to the top rope, instead he’s rolling out of the ring :lupe:. What does he have planned now?!
Persephone: IS THAT GASOLINE! THAT’S FUCKING GASOLINE! LET’S BURN THAT BITCH ALIVE!
Rich Russillo: :krabs: Here we go again. Chris will clearly do anything to win the National Elite Championship tonight, rolling himself into the ring while making his way towards Minerva who is still on the table. BEFORE CHRIS TAKES THE GASOLINE CAN AND BEGINS TO DOUSE MINERVA IN GASOLINE! Minerva is beginning to choke and cough away, BEFORE SHE GRABS CHRIS AND DRAGS HIM OVER THE TABLE SENDING BOTH OF THEM DOWN TO THE GROUND! That was clearly the wakeup call that she needed at the moment, getting a second wind and saving herself before she’s burned to a crisp! But who knows if she might return the favor to Chris right now. :lupe:
(Minerva tumbles down to the ground off the table, groaning in pain while shaking her head. She scratches at the canvas looking towards the ropes with a bloodied mask all over her face. She begins to crawl, before her eyes catch the box of matches that Chris Elite rolled into the ring.)
James Peters: Well the entire ring is drenched in gasoline now, I would be shocked if it didn’t happen. Minerva is lunging forward and grabbing the matches while Chris is trying to get back up to his feet, clearly this isn’t a situation that’s going to look so good for him. Minerva desperately grabbing a match and trying to light it, IS SHE GOING TO BURN BOTH OF THEM ALIVE?!
Persephone: SURE!
Rich Russillo: BUT CHRIS JUST CHUCKED THE TABLE AT THE HEAD OF MINERVA! Chris stumbles up to his feet while Minerva is dazed for the moment, BEFORE GRABBING THE LADDER INSIDE OF THE RING AND DROPPING IT ON TOP OF HER AS WELL! Chris quickly rolling out of the ring and taking a chair, BEFORE SLIDING BACK IN AND BEGINNING TO REPEATEDLY STRIKE DOWN ON THE RUBBLE OF WEAPONS THAT IS ON TOP OF MINERVA REPEATEDLY! Chris is trying everything in his power, but it looks like Minerva is trying to get up to her feet! Even through the pain and agony she pushes through the weapons and begins to help herself up, CHRIS TAKING A SWING WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!
James Peters: BUT MINERVA GOES UNDER AND GRABS AHOLD OF HIM BEFORE DUMPING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO RINGSIDE-
BOOM!
Persephone: HE FELL INTO THE EXPLODING BARBED WIRE! BURN BABY BURN! LET’S FUCKING GO!
(Minerva collapses to the ground, her eyes fluttering while looking at the sight of Chris Elite sprawled out on the exploding barbed wire board. The only sign of life from the challenger is his shaky hand in response to the explosion, this is something that he can’t so easily shake off. His entire body is shaking while he attempts to pull himself out, but it’s clear that it’s going to be much more of a struggle than he anticipated.)
Rich Russillo: Chris trying to reach out for something to help, I think he’s grabbing ahold of the edge of the apron. Chris is clutching on to dear life trying to help, but it seems that Minerva is already making her way towards him so there’s not much time to spare. Minerva grabbing ahold of Chris’s arm, BEFORE PRYING HIM OUT OF THE BARBED WIRE WITH A LOOK OF SATISFACTION ON HER FACE WHILE THE BARBED WIRE TEARS AT HIS FLESH! Minerva is loving the thought of watching Chris suffer after everything that she’s done to him these past few weeks. Chris being pulled up to the apron, BEFORE MINERVA SHOVES HIM DOWN AGAIN! CHRIS FREE FALLING DOWN TO THE EXPLODING BARBED WIRE AGAIN!
James Peters: But Chris manages to grab ahold of the top rope just in time, BEFORE SENDING A ROPE ASSISTED ENZUIGIRI TOWARDS THE FACE OF MINERVA! Minerva sent back while Chris turns and begins to instantly make his way up the top rope while the National Elite Champion is stunned. CHRIS LEAPING OFF THE TOP ROPE LOOKING TO TAKE MINERVA DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH AN AERIAL ASSAULT! But before he can do that it’s Minerva that jumps up to the top rope to confront him with a second wind!
Persephone: Sometimes you just have to be faster than that you dumb bald cunt. :francis:
Rich Russillo: Chris realizing the position he’s in, beginning to send punches towards the head of Minerva desperately trying to cling on knowing that the situation isn’t looking so good for him. But Minerva is sending punches back, not accepting Chris’s onslaught so silently either! Both of them are trying to fight their way out of this situation, but which one is going to get the better of the other! CHRIS POPS UP AND SENDS A KNEE TO THE NOSE OF MINERVA! Chris beginning to stand up on the top rope while grabbing Minerva by the head and beginning to drag herself up as well, let me just say that this does not look good.
BOOM!
James Peters: CHRIS LAUNCHING MINERVA OFF THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE WITH BROOKLYN HIGH INTO THE EXPLODING BARBED WIRE! OH MY FUCKING GODIEJEIWBWIWNWIWNWOWN!
Persephone: YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! THOSE SPARKS ALMOST RUINED MY FUCKING MAKEUP, I SPENT FIVE HOURS ON THAT SHIT! I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE DEAD OR ALIVE AT THE END YOU’RE STILL PAYING FOR A NEW KIT BECAUSE OF THIS MAKEUP THAT’S BEING WASTED YELLING ABOUT THIS PATHETIC MATCH!
(Both Chris Elite and Minerva are completely despondent. The silence in the arena is deafening while all the members of the EAW Universe tonight look in anticipation like the sicko they are, trying to see which one gets up first between the two of them.)
Rich Russillo: I think I see a sign of life from Chris Elite. :lupe:
Persephone: No Rich, he’s dead. 😐
Rich Russillo: Chris trying to help himself up to his feet, but he’s been thrown into the exploding barbed wire boards so many times that the pain has to be absolutely unbearable for him at this point. But you can see him pulling through, shaking uncontrollably for dear life trying to drag himself off the boards. Before he’s finally off! Chris is grabbing ahold of the apron trying to drag himself up to his feet, but clearly he’s finding that a struggle as well. Chris finally manages to help himself up before rolling back into the ring with all of his might. You can see him crawling towards the ladder, he’s looking to climb and unhook the National Elite Championship while Minerva is still down and out!
James Peters: Chris is having a hard time though, who knows how much time he might have till Minerva begins to make her way back up to her feet. Chris slowly dragging the ladder towards the center of the ring, setting it up while he tries his best to help himself up to his feet. Chris is heavily relying on that ladder as you can see, he’s fingertips to victory but the question is can he reach it?!
Persephone: No.
Rich Russillo: Well, that’s to be seen. Now Chris is beginning to climb, slowly but surely he’s making his way up there, fighting through all the pain and agony that he must be through in this match in order to succeed. Chris is reaching up as much as he can, coming closer and closer to his long awaited goal of being a Grand Slam Champion! HE’S FINGERTIPS AWAY! COULD WE SEE CHRIS ELITE BECOME YOUR NEW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION TONIGHT!
James Peters: HE UNHOOKS IT! HE UNHOOKS IT! WE HAVE A NEW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION TONIGHT!
Persephone: Are you fucking blind??? Minerva pushed the ladder over, poor bitch is dangling in mid-air trying to hold onto the title.
Rich Russillo: IF YOU DIDN’T SEE WHAT HAPPENED MINERVA JUST RAMMED HERSELF FULL SPEED INTO THE LADDER FORCING IT TO TOPPLE OVER LEAVING CHRIS HANGING! Chris trying to hold on knowing that if he drops down now, he’s not going to be in such a good position for the continuation of this match. Minerva taking this time to recover, you can see that took a lot out of her. That shot of adrenaline that she must’ve had realizing that Chris was going to win this entire thing must’ve taken a huge toll out of her.
James Peters: Chris trying to kick away as much as he can but Minerva has a hold of him. Even if Minerva didn’t come for him it was only a matter of time before his grip on the Championship slipped. Minerva making her way over and grabbing at his legs, tugging him forcing Chris to let go! Minerva makes sure he falls right onto her shoulders, BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND SLAMMING HIM INTO THE CORNER WITH A BRUTAL BUCKLE BOMB!
Persephone: I don’t think it’s that hard for her to honestly do that. Chris Elite is about the size and weight of a small little girl so I doubt manhandling him no matter how tall or strong you are is a challenge in the first place.
Rich Russillo: Chris bouncing out of the corner, BUT HE LEAPS FORWARD AND TAKES MINERVA DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE! Both of them are collapsing down to the ground, but Chris is beginning to get up just a little faster. Chris is trying to shake everything off but this late in the match, it’s not going to be as easy as he anticipated. Chris dragging himself towards the turnbuckles and beginning to climb up to his feet, waiting for Minerva to get back up. BEFORE LEAPING OFF THE TOP ROPE AND TAKING HER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK! Chris tumbling down to the ground and slowly crawling forward, I think he sees something in his sights. Chris grabbing ahold of it and looking at the table from earlier…
Persephone: LET’S FUCKING GO! NOW WE’RE TALKING! HE LIT THAT TABLE ON FIRE!
James Peters: Look at the smirk on the face of Chris Elite while he begins to make his way over and grab ahold of the hair of Minerva and begin to bring her up as well. Minerva trying to fight back with forearm after forearm while she has the chance, but ultimately it’s too weak to do any damage to him at the moment. CHRIS POPPING MINERVA UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND GOING FOR A POWERBOMB INTO THE FLAMING TABLE!
Persephone: SHE’S CHEATING! SHE’S USING SOME SORT OF… BUTTER TO SLIP OUT OF HIS GRASP! REF! DISQUALIFY HER!
Rich Russillo: Well while it’s not exactly that, and you can’t be disqualified in this match. Minerva managed to slip out of the powerbomb position and escape just in time, TURNING AROUND AND SENDING A CHOP BLOCK TOWARDS THE BACK OF CHRIS’ KNEE! Chris stumbles down to the ground but turns around looking absolutely pissed at the sudden counter by Minerva. STEPPING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A BOX OFFICE SMASH! SUPERKICK!
James Peters: BUT MINERVA SIDE STEPS IT AND THROWS CHRIS INTO THE FLAMING TABLE! EVERYTHING COLLAPSES WHILE IT LOOKS LIKE THE PANT LEG OF CHRIS IS ON FIRE! CHRIS STOMPING IT OUT WHILE ROLLING AROUND IN PAIN AROUND THE RING! MINERVA HAS A CHANCE HERE!
Persephone: He should’ve fully caught on fire, would’ve been cool. I also love pain and slow death and that’s exactly what it would’ve been.
Rich Russillo: Minerva grabbing Chris and lifting him up to his feet, looking to possibly set him up for something big and go for something that might lead some leeway to the end of the match. MINERVA GOING FOR ATLAS FALLS! TWISTING BRAINBUSTER TO DROP CHRIS ELITE DOWN ONTO HIS NECK!
James Peters: But Chris manages to slip out of it just in time! CHRIS TURNING AROUND AND RUNNING TO THE ROPES BEFORE LAUNCHING MINERVA ACROSS THE RING WITH THE ALMIGHTY PUSH! POUNCE TAKES HER DOWN! Minerva trying to get back up to her feet, but Chris has her down long enough for him to grab the ladder and begin to set it up. BEFORE TURNING AROUND AND GOING FOR OPEN YA MATA! JUMPING KNEE STRIKE!
Rich Russillo: BUT MINERVA MANAGES TO COUNTER INTO ANOTHER ATTEMPT AT ATLAS FALLS! WHICH CONNECTS! TWISTING BRAINBUSTER TAKES THE STUBBORN CHRIS ELITE DOWN TO THE MAT!
(Minerva begins to set up the ladder, groggily trying her best to grab onto it and make her way up to the top. She reaches out as much as she can, knowing she’s close. She looks down for a millisecond, seeing Chris Elite who’s completely knocked out on the canvas. She grabs ahold of the title, beginning to unbuckle it.)
James Peters: BUT CHRIS WAS PLAYING POSSUM! HE JUST TOOK THE CROSS THAT WE SAW FROM A FEW WEEKS PRIOR AND STABBED IT IN THE BACK OF MINERVA! Minerva screaming in pain, being forced to slowly make her way down the ladder, BEFORE CHRIS SMACKS HER AGAINST THE BACK OF HER HEAD WITH IT!
Persephone: WHACK THE DEMON OUT OF HER BODY BEFORE SHE EATS YOU ALIVE!
(Chris stumbles back, using the staff cross as a crutch to lean on for a moment while slowly shaking his head. He turns his attention towards the box of matches that are still on the floor, slowly reaching down and grabbing them with a smirk on his face.)
Rich Russillo: HE LIT THE STAFF ON FIRE AGAIN! ARE WE ABOUT TO SEE A REPEAT OF WHAT HAPPENED EARLIER! CHRIS TAKES THE FLAMING CROSS AND STABS IT AGAINST THE FOREHEAD OF MINERVA! DIGGING INTO THE WOUNDS THAT SHE ALREADY HAS FROM THIS MATCH!
James Peters: SHE’S SCREAMING IN AGONY TRYING TO PRY IT OFF OF HER, WHICH SHE DOES BEFORE CHRIS TAKES AND SMACKS HER ACROSS THE SIDE OF HER FACE! AND CONNECTING WITH BOX OFFICE SMASH TO FOLLOW IT UP! SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF MINERVA! Minerva collapses down to the ground, and you can see the look on Chris’ face. He’s looking up at the National Elite Championship at the top rope, he’s beginning to climb up!
Rich Russillo: Slowly but surely, you can see it’s a struggle with the blood on his hands not giving him a good grip while he tries to continue to climb up to the very top rope. Chris is at the very top, you can see him practically fingertips away from what he’s desired for MONTHS now, HE’S REACHING FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP!
James Peters: HE HAS IT! HE HAS IT! CHRIS ELITE IS YOUR NEW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!
Rich Russillo: BUT WAIT! MINERVA WITH ALL OF THE STRENGTH LEFT IN HER BODY USES THE FLAMING CROSS THAT CHRIS LEFT ON THE FLOOR AND STABS IT RIGHT INTO HIS LEFT LEG! Chris screaming in pain while Minerva keeps herself up using the cross in hand, BEFORE LEAPING UP INTO THE AIR WITH A GASP OF ENERGY AND PULLING HIM OFF THE LADDER!
James Peters: Chris holds onto the ladder for dear life, but he’s stunned, clearly hitting his leg on one of the rungs of the ladder. This is giving Minerva the chance to climb up the ladder though, joining Chris while he tries to get himself back up to the top of the ladder to reach the title, but that is proving insufficient especially with Minerva hot on his trail!
Persephone: Why is this man still trying to reach for it? Isn’t the logical decision pushing her bitchass off the ladder and THEN going for it? No wonder this man hasn’t won a Championship in God knows how long, I don’t think he even knows how to wrestle.
Rich Russillo: Both of them are beginning to trade punches now, the fate of this match is in the hands of whoever comes out on top in this heated altercation! Through blood, agony, exhaustion; both Minerva and Chris Elite have pulled through to get to this point! Yet only one of them can come out on top at the end of the day, and I think both of them believe it’s going to be one another. I THINK CHRIS HAS GOTTEN THE BETTER OF MINERVA THOUGH SURPRISING HER WITH A OPEN YA MATA KNEE STRIKE TOWARDS HER JAW!
James Peters: Minerva managing to hold on, teetering on the edge. The question is, how far can they possibly go at the end of the day? When will their bodies give out? Because it’s clear after everything that they’ve done, they’re efforts have been remarkable and I think that’s something that they should be proud of, win or lose.
Persephone: No. They should be fucking ashamed of themselves. Stop giving them fucking pity, it’ll make them think doing subpar wrestling is the way to go for the rest of their career.
Rich Russillo: Minerva holding on, BUT CHRIS CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER OPEN YA MATA KNEE STRIKE TOWARDS THE FACE OF MINERVA! This time Minerva loses her grip with one hand, leaving her dangling trying to hold on with the other. Chris is climbing up to the very top of the ladder though, balancing himself while grabbing Minerva by the arm and pulling her up as well, this doesn’t look good. SPANISH FLY POSITION! HE’S GOING TO GO FOR BROOKLYN HIGH OFF THE LADDER AND TO THE EXPLODING BOARDS OF BARBED WIRE!
James Peters: MINERVA JUST SPIT THE DARK TOWARDS THE FACE OF CHRIS ELITE! CHRIS JUST GOT HIT WITH BLACK MIST BEFORE MINERVA GRABS HIM! AND SHOVES HIM OFF THE LADDER-
BOOM!
Rich Russillo: LANDING IN THE EXPLODING BARBED WIRE! CHRIS ELITE IS DOWN AND COMPLETELY OUT AT THIS POINT WHILE MINERVA IS RIGHT AT THE TOP, SHE’S EYE LEVEL WITH THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP AS SHE REACHES OUT!
…
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Blood, Milk & Sky’ plays up while Minerva drops the National Elite Championship off the ladder and down onto the canvas. She completely stumbles downwards, sliding down the ladder in pure exhaustion and collapsing down on the mat. She’s bloodied, battered, exhausted, and brutalized; but one thing for certain even with all of those things, she walks out a winner tonight. An official makes their way over and slides out the ring, checking out a despondent Minerva who’s eyes finally begin to flicker. The official then helps her up to her feet, before raising her hand up in victory. Minerva has a slight smirk on her face, which quickly disappears as she once again nearly collapses back down to the mat.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner… AND STILL EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!!!!!!!!! MINERVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Let me just say, getting the obvious out of the way while we can… wow. What a match that we’ve been able to see by two bona-fide stars of the Sunday Night Voltage brand. Bona-fide stars who were hungry to get a victory over the other, and who can blame them? It’s been a very interesting grudge between Chris Elite and Minerva to say the very least. Minerva puts out the challenge to settle the World Championship debate between Chris and Justin Windgate. Which led to Chris trying to perform a live exorcism on television. Both of them were fighting for a lot, and when I mean a lot, I mean a lot. It is further proved with just how much they laid on the line tonight in a thrilling match that we’ll be sure to remember for some time. So in the end, it’s hard to say that only one of them could come out on top.
Persephone: I’m glad to make this announcement with you guys… THE MATCH IS OVER! LET’S GO! WE’RE ALL ONE STEP CLOSER TO GOING HOME! CHEER WITH ME!
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Persephone: FINE, fuck all of you failed abortions too. I hope you never find your real parents.
Rich Russillo: Chris put his life on the line all for the hopes of finally reaching for what he has fought for so long for, being a Grandslam Champion. It was clear this meant alot to him and what he did in that match is none short of remarkable to show exactly why. He finds himself looking up at the ceiling lights again, but I assure you someday the sight of Chris Elite finally fulfilling the prophecy that he has always dreamt of will come true. But ultimately the willpower of New Eden was too strong for him, in the end Minerva got the better of the Hall of Famer. Like them or hate them, it was a well deserved win in New Eden’s ball court tonight. Congratulations!
(It’s not long after that the medical team begins to rush down to check on both competitors. Chris Elite is carefully pried off the barbed wire and onto a stretcher, unconscious and completely bloody, unknowing of what just happened. Minerva is seated in the ring now, shoving away any medical personnel that try to help while grabbing her head in excruciating pain. She shakes it off and ultimately heaves herself up to her feet in unbearable pain, beginning to make her way out of the ring.)
(Not before ‘Mona Lisa’ by Lil Wayne ft. Kendrick Lamar begins to blast through the speakers to the absolutely shocked crowd in attendance tonight. Minerva quickly turns her head to the stage while leaning against the ropes in alert while the EAW Universe goes absolutely berserk.)
James Peters: No way… NO FUCKING WAY! IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?!
(It’s not long after that CLEOPATRA makes her way out from the backstage area to the stage. She has her eyes set on the ring with a smile on her face while she paces around the stage. She hypes the crowd up for a moment, letting the moment sink in while Minerva keeps eye contact with her the entire time.)
Rich Russillo: WE DON’T NEED TO TELL YOU HER NAME! WE DON’T NEED TO TELL YOU THE IMPACT THAT SHE HAS ON ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING! EVERYTHING IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU… CLEOPATRA IS HERE TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: AND SHE HAS SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF! THE MATCH THAT NEVER HAPPENED! THE MATCH THAT SHOULD’VE HAPPENED! IT’S GOING TO HAPPENEKSNEOWNEOE.
(Cleo brings her hand up, pointing it to the sky while the crowd continues to go berserk for her, before pointing her finger towards the person standing inside of the ring. Cleo simply smirks while Minerva watches trying to catch her breath. The last shot seen is Cleo blowing a kiss towards Minerva.)
( Bloodsport fades away and much to the crowd’s shock, they are treated to a 10-minute intermission that allows the ring crew to set up for the match :lupe: )
( The fans watching from home are lucky enough to be treated to a replay of Candice Blair’s Pain for Pride entrance and her incredible performance. )
( Bloodsport fades back in and all is quiet inside the NOW Arena. Things are completely dark, and the crowd is hype AF. Across the video tron, the next match graphic flashes across the screen. )
( This prompts the crowd to get even louder because that truly explains what the mysterious intermission was for. A single spotlight cuts on and it’s aimed at the broadcast booth, which now has Persephone standing on top of it. She soaks up the fact she is being bathed in the golden light of her own personal spotlight and the gorgeous commentator has a microphone in her hands. )
Persephone: OH MY GOD! THIS IS SO FUCKING EXCITING! I know that absolutely every single one of you have been holding your breath and waiting anxiously to see exactly what ‘Persephone’s Choice’ is going to be. Believe me, I thought long and hard about this entire situation and with absolutely no regard for the four dumb fucks that are going to be competing, I decided that nothing EAW currently offers is good enough. Barbed Wire Massacre? :nah: Chained Fury? :mjlol2: x 10000000000000000000000000000000. Armageddon Hell in a Cell? Kinda boring unless it’s two dumb cunts like Bethany and Kassidy getting set on fire, and of course none of the generic hardcore matches would suffice. So what does that mean?
( Persephone dramatically pauses. )
Persephone: It means… I DECIDED TO INVENT MY OWN MATCH!
Crowd: :oh:
Persephone: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… MEMBERS OF THE EAW UNIVERSE… TONIGHT THE 24/7 CONTRACT WILL BE DEFENDED IN THE FIRST EVER… ‘MCALLISTER MAYHEM MATCH’!!!!
( The arena lights pop on and the crowd cheers seeing a steel cage at the top of the building. The ring ropes have been removed and special turnbuckles have been placed at the corners. As the camera zooms in, all 12 turnbuckles have the same picture printed on them. )
Persephone: Named after the legendary EAW icon, Rex McAllister, ‘McAllister’s Mayhem’ is a special one of a kind that match that gives everyone who participates in it a chance to absolutely fucking kill one another. At the top of this arena is a steel cage that is lace with barbed wire and razor wire. In just a few minutes that cage will lower and cover the ring, which as you can see has several weapons scattered around it. The 24/7 contract is at the top of the cage and the only way you can win the match is to get the contract and climb out of the cage. BUT WAIT…
Crowd: THERE’S MORE!
Persephone: :blessed: YES THERE’S MORE!!!! The beautiful turnbuckles inside the ring have been stuffed with weapons. One corner has turnbuckles that have been stuffed with explosives. Another corner has turnbuckles that have been stuffed with thumbtacks. A third corner has turnbuckles that have been stuffed with nails and glass, and the final one… well it has nothing at all! It’s all random! The competitors are more than welcome to cut the turnbuckles open to see what’s inside but they could very well blow themselves up in the process. I mean, all four suck so it’s not like it would matter, but whatever! This match is going to be great!!!!
( The fans erupt because this could very well end up being one of the most violent matches on the card. )
Persephone: LOWER THE FUCKING CAGE!!!!
( “It’s My Life” by Bon Jovi begins to play, as does Rex’s EAW Hall of Fame video package. )
( Persephone jumps down from the broadcast booth, tears shining in her eyes as her eyes never leave the video tron as Rex’s video package plays. )
( Once the cage is lowered and the video is done, everyone’s attention turns towards Bella Braxton. )
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A MCALLISTER MAYHEM MATCH!! AND IT IS FOR THE 24/7 CONTRACT!
(“Ready To Die” by The Notorious B.I.G. plays to loud boos as Lucas Johnson makes his way down to the ring, clearly laser focused on the task ahead as he makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring. Lucas is the first one making his entrance, which means that he’s the first one that gets to react to the stipulation. He takes a deep breath as he looks at it, but his focus doesn’t fade at all. Finally, he walks through the open door of the cage.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first! Hailing out of Long Island, NY, weighing in at 210 pounds…HE IS THE EMPEROR OF VIOLENCE…LUCAS JOHNSON!!
James Peters: If there’s one thing in this world you can admire, it’s persistence, and when it comes to Lucas, it’s his persistence that has kept around in EAW for so long.
Rich Russillo: He’s never decided to quit, never decided to give up on his EAW journey no matter how hard things can get at times, and tonight, that persistence may pay dividends, because he has the opportunity of a lifetime to climb a new height in his career with that 24/7 Contract.
James Peters: And if he secures said contract, no one can deny that Lucas Johnson isn’t exactly who he says is, and that may just be the best kept secret in EAW.
Persephone: He can be the best kept secret, Sexy Rexy’s just the best. :shaq:
James Peters: :wow:
(Lucas stands in the ring, preparing himself for the battle ahead as ‘Swallowing the Rabbit Whole’ by Code Orange plays to a negative reaction from the EAW crowd as Shane Gates starts to make his way to the ring with flashing lights and pyro on display, and the face of Gates matching the same focus Lucas had in his entrance. Shane Gates clearly wants this match, but beyond that he also has a huge opportunity to destroy every single one of his opponents.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing next! From Huntington Beach, California, weighing in at 213 pounds…HE IS THE NATURAL BORN KILLER..SHANE GATES!!
James Peters: That nickname is not for display, Shane Gates truly is a natural born killer once he steps inside the ring, knowing many ways to inflict pain upon his opponents.
Persephone: And now that you mention that, I guess that makes this the first Shane Gates match I actually look forward to. :mjgrin:
James Peters: I think Gates is certainly gonna feed into that sadism of yours, Persephone, as much as I hate to say it, seeing as you two both thrive off carnage like this.
Rich Russillo: He has no choice if he wants to be the next 24/7 contract holder, you have to be ruthless, you have to be barbaric to survive in a match like this.
(Shane Gates steps inside the cage, leaving distance between both himself and Lucas Johnson as the duo await the next competitor, who turns out to be Danny Tanner as ‘Loser’ by Charles Hamilton plays to a loud reaction. Danny looks directly at Shane Gates as he makes his way towards the ring, obviously still not happy with him after these past few weeks. Danny looks at the McAllister Mayhem structure, and he’s surprised at what he sees, but he finds it in himself to enter the cage anyway.)
Bella Braxton: From Sarasota, Florida, weighing in at 205 pounds…HE IS KING KHV…DANNY TANNER!!
James Peters: There’s, uh, many things you can say about Danny Tanner-
Persephone: None of them being good I think.
James Peters: But I think he has the privilege of being underestimated by the rest of his opponents, hell, even himself, but underestimation has done wonders for many in the past, just look at our own Woogieman, who scored a win over Diamond Cage on Showdown last season.
Rich Russillo: Yeah, and imagine the story if Danny were to win tonight ,I don’t think we’ve ever had a 24/7 Contract winner to be a past EAW custodian.
Persephone: And I’m sure there’s a reason for that. :Roman:
(Danny settles in the ring amongst Gates and Johnson as all three await Duke, who’s music of “The Outsiders” by Eric Church, plays to a mixed yet mostly positive reaction as he looks focused and determined himself heading down to the ring. Donovan Duke gets a good look at the cage as well as all three of his opponents inside of the ring, and he doesn’t look too intimidated. He continues walking down the ramp and towards the cage, clearly perfectly fine with the challenge ahead of him.)
Bella Braxton: And from Stillwater, Oklahoma, weighing in at 212 pounds…HE IS THE CURRENT 24/7 CONTRACT HOLDER…THE OKLAHOMA GENTLEMEN..DONOVAN DUKE!!
James Peters: Tonight, Donovan Duke has to be focused, has to be determined, maybe even more than his other opponents, because he has his back against the wall tonight.
Rich Russillo: Yeah, Donovan Duke has to defend his contract against three other hungry challengers, who have a chance to take his contract, and last year, it only took one man to take said contract away from the then holder, Jon Kelton.
James Peters: And you can see how that turned out for Kelton, who lost a major amount of momentum then, missing out on what could’ve been his Interwire Title run.
Persephone: Perhaps that was for the best, better than losing to Ronan Malosi of all people. :mjlol2:
(Duke settles in with all four competitors who space out, keeping an eye on each as the referee signals for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: THERE’S THE BELL, AND BOTH DANNY TANNER AND LUCAS JOHNSON ARE LOOKING TO WASTE NO TIME, ATTEMPTING TO QUICKLY SCALE THAT STEEL CAGE, BUT SHANE GATES AND DONOVAN DUKE ARE THERE TO YANK THEM OFF, SENDING BOTH MEN INTO THE OPPOSITE STEEL CAGE WALL, CAUSING THEM TO COLLAPSE DOWN TO THE MAT! BUT IT SEEMS LIKE THE BRIEF UNION BETWEEN BOTH GATES AND DUKE IS OVER NOW AS DONAVAN BACKS SHANE INTO THE CORNER WITH A FLURRY OF PUNCHES!
Rich Russillo: AND THANKFULLY FOR SHANE, THAT CORNER SEEMS TO NOT BE STUFFED WITH ANYTHING! BUT SPEAKING OF SHANE, HE JUST SHOVES DONOVAN BACK, SHOWING OFF THAT STRENGTH, BUT DUKE TRIES TO CHARGE AT GATES ONCE MORE, ONLY TO GET A BIG BOOT FOR HIS TROUBLES, WHICH TURNS HIM AROUND LONG ENOUGH FOR GATES TO POP OFF A GERMAN SUPLEX, THE BACK OF DUKE’S HEAD CLIPPING THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!
James Peters: AND SHANE LOOKS TO CONTINUE THE PUNISHMENT WITH A PRESSING STOMP ON A SUNKEN DONOVAN IN THE CORNER BEFORE TURNING HIS ATTENTION OVER TO A STIRRING DANNY TANNER, WHO GETS REBOUNDED OFF THE ROPES BY SHANE! GATES DUCKS DOWN, PERHAPS TELEGRAPHING A BACK BODY DROP, BUT TANNER HAS ENOUGH WHEREWITHAL TO COUNTER WITH A FACEBREAKER KNEE SMASH! GATES IS GROGGY AS TANNER DROPS HIM WITH AN ENZIGURI!
Rich Russillo: BUT FROM BEHIND, A NEWLY STANDING TANNER FALLS TO DOWN TO ONE KNEE AFTER GETTING BLINDSIDED WITH A RUNNING ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD BY LUCAS JOHNSON, WHO DELIVERS SOME PUNCHES TO THE KNEELING OPPONENT! HOWEVER, TANNER FINALLY GETS HIS ARM UP, MANAGING TO BLOCK JOHNSON BEFORE CATCHING HIM WITH A SHOT TO THE MIDSECTION, CAUSING JOHNSON TO STAGGER BACK! BUT UH-OH, HE BACKS INTO SHANE GATES, WHO GRABS AHOLD OF LUCAS’ HEAD, SENDING HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE CAGE WALL NOW, JUST MAKING SURE TO GRATE THAT FACE OF JOHNSON ACROSS THE BARBED WIRE!
Persephone: YES! THIS IS THE USE OF THE STIPULATION I WANTED TO SEE!
James Peters: SHANE FINALLY STOPS GRATING THE FACE OF JOHNSON ON THAT CAGE WALL, REVEALING THERE TO BE A CUT ON LUCAS’ FOREHEAD, WHICH BEGINS TO START GUSHING BLOOD! BUT NO REST FOR LUCAS AS SHANE SENDS A WOUNDED JOHNSON OFF THE ROPES AND INADVERTENTLY INTO TANNER, WHO PUTS HIM DOWN WITH A BEAUTIFUL DROPKICK! AND NOW TANNER LOOKS TO GO AFTER GATES, FIRST DUCKING A CLOTHESLINE FROM THE MUCH LARGER OPPONENT, WHO HE TURNS AROUND TO LAND A SPINEBUSTER ONTO!
Rich Russillo: BUT SHANE HOLDS HIS WEIGHT DOWN BEFORE DROPPING AN ELBOW ON THE BACK OF TANNER’S HEAD, HOISTING HIM UP FOR A POWERBOMB AFTERWARDS! BUT DONOVAN DUKE RETURNS WITH A CHAIR, JABBING SHANE IN THE GUT WITH IT, DOUBLING ‘THE NATURAL BORN KILLER’ OVER, WHICH ALSO ALLOWS HIM TO LAND SAID POWERBOMB HE WAS GOING FOR ON TANNER, WHO ROLLS AWAY WITH BOTH DUKE AND GATES, LOOKING TO GET HIMSELF SOME RECOVERY TIME!
James Peters: BUT FROM THERE, DUKE PLOPS A CHAIR DOWN IN FRONT OF GATES, WHO HE’S GONNA LOOK TO DDT ON SAID CHAIR FROM THE LOOKS OF IT, BUT SHANE GATES SHOVES DUKE BACK INTO THE ROPES, WHICH HE REBOUNDS OFF OF, SLIDING UNDERNEATH THE OPEN LEGS OF SHANE, MAKING SURE TO TRIP HIM UP AS HE DOES SO, AND NOW LOOK AT DUKE, LOCKING IN AN ANKLE LOCK! AND YOU MAY BE CONFUSED AS TO WHY HE’D DO THIS IN A MATCH THAT DOESN’T END WITH PINFALL AND SUBMISSION, BUT YOU HAVE TO THINK THAT IF THE LEG OF GATES IS NEUTRALIZED, THAT’S GONNA DO QUITE A NUMBER ON HIS SCALING UP THE CAGE!
Rich Russillo: AND ALMOST OUT OF INSTINCT, SHANE GATES GRABS ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE BEFORE REALIZING THERE’S NOT GONNA BE A BREAK, AND HE JUST ROLLS THROUGH, SENDING DONOVAN THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE ALMOST, COMING CLOSE TO CRASHING FACE FIRST INTO THAT CAGE WALL, BUT HE GETS HIS FOREARMS UP SLIGHTLY, WHICH MANAGE TO TAKE THE BRUNT OF IT, HOWEVER, THAT BARBED WIRE THANKFULLY DOESN’T LATCH TO THE SKIN OF DUKE, WHO JUST COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE MAT!
James Peters: MEANWHILE, GATES GETS BACK TO HIS FEET, HOBBLING FOR A SPLIT SECOND. SHOWING THE EFFECTS OF THAT ANKLE LOCK BEFORE TURNING AROUND, RIGHT INTO A STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD FROM LUCAS JOHNSON, WHO’S LOOKING TO EXTRACT A MEASURE OF REVENGE FROM EARLIER WITH GATES BUSTING HIM OPEN! BUT LUCAS MIGHT BE GETTING A BIT TOO OVERCONFIDENT, STANDING OVER GATES WHILE TALKING TRASH, I HOPE HE DOESNT FORGET THE OBJECTIVE OF THE MATCH!
Persephone: YEAH, TO KILL EACH OTHER!
James Peters: :roman: I was talking about climbing up the cage and retrieving the contract.
Persephone: Yeah, yeah, I guess that too…
Rich Russillo: Johnson now turns around, NOTICING TANNER LOOKING TO CHARGE AT HIM, BUT JOHNSON SWINGS FOR THE FENCES AT DANNY’S HEAD, BUT HE MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THE CHAIR SHOT, JOHNSON TURNS AROUND TO SEE TANNER GOING FOR A KICK OF SOME SORTS, PUTTING THE CHAIR UP TO HIS FACE IN ORDER TO BLOCK IT! BUT A CAPOEIRA KICK DRIVES THAT CHAIR RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF JOHNSON, WHO’S ON WOBBLY LEGS, AND FROM THERE, DANNY PUTS HIM DOWN WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX!
James Peters: Tanner is back to his feet, looking towards that contract now as he goes to climb up that cage wall, BUT DUKE IS THERE TO QUICKLY RIP HIM OFF, PLANTING TANNER WITH A BACK SUPLEX BEFORE CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE AS SLOWLY ALL HIS OPPONENTS GET BACK TO THEIR FEET! DUKE THROWS CAUTION TO THE WIND AS HE MOONSAULTS ON ALL THREE OF THEM! ..WAIT! EXCEPT FOR SHANE, WHO GOT OUT OF DODGE AT THE LAST MINUTE, AND ATTEMPTED TO CATCH DUKE WITH A RUNNING BIG BOOT ONCE HE GOT BACK TO A VERTICAL BASE!
Rich Russillo: BUT DONOVAN MANAGES TO EVADE IT, PICKING UP A KENDO STICK WHILE GATES TURNS AROUND, AND DONAVAN USES THAT STICK TO REPEATEDLY CRACK SHANE IN THE LEG, THE SAME ONE ATTACKED BY DUKE PREVIOUSLY WITH THAT ANKLE LOCK, BUT SHANE GROWS FED UP WITH THIS ASSAULT BY DUKE, AND JUST PIE FACE SHOVES HIM BACK TO CREATE SOME DISTANCE BETWEEN THE TWO, BUT DUKE IS IMMEDIATELY RIGHT BACK ON THE OFFENSIVE, BUILDING UP A HEAD OF STEAM BEFORE DROPKICKING GATES INTO A CORNER! SHANE FALLS TO BOTH KNEES IN THAT CORNER, FAVORING HIS BACK, SO IT APPEARS AS IF SOMETHING WAS INSIDE THOSE TURNBUCKLE PADS, ESPECIALLY WITH THAT SORTA JANGLY NOISE HEARD INSIDE!
Persephone: Speaking of those turnbuckle pads, they’re starting to make me a bit emotional, forcing me to remember that Sexy Rexy is gone :kellycry:
James Peters: Perhaps Duke’s actions will ease your mind off of that for the time being as he takes the risk of removing that turnbuckle padding to reveal…THUMBTACKS! AND NOW DUKE BEGINS TO SPREAD THEM OUT IN THAT CORNER SECTION OF THE RING WITH HIS FOOT! GATES HAS NO IDEA WHAT’S COMING AS- OKAY, MAYBE I STAND CORRECTED AS SHANE GATES LANDS A KICK TO THE ABDOMINAL REGION OF DUKE BEFORE HOISTING HIM UP FOR A POWERBOMB, BUT HAS A BIT OF TROUBLE WITH THAT LEG ATTACKED BY DUKE, CAUSING HIM TO STAGGER BACK A BIT OFF THE MOMENTUM!
Rich Russillo: AND WITH THAT, DUKE ESCAPES THE POWERBOMB BY LATCHING HIMSELF ONTO THE CAGE WALL! SHANE GRABS DUKE BY THE FOOT TO PULL HIM OFF, BUT DONOVAN SWIFTLY KICKS SHANE RIGHT IN THE FACE TO STAGGER HIM BACK! AND LOOK AT DONOVAN, GONNA GO TO THE WELL AGAIN WITH A MOONSAULT ONTO THE GATES, BUT HE MIGHT’VE WENT TO THE WELL ONE TOO MANY TIMES AS GATES CATCHES HIM IN POSITION FOR A POWERSLAM, WHICH IS THE MOVE THAT DRIVES DONOVAN DOWN INTO THOSE THUMBTACKS, WHICH PIERCE THE BACK ALL OVER, CAUSING BLOOD TO LEAK OUT THE BODY OF DUKE, WHO LOOKS TO BE IN A WORLD OF HURT RIGHT NOW!
James Peters: SHANE GATES WATCHES IN JOY BEFORE HE TURNS AROUND TO SEE DANNY TANNER SIZING HIM UP AT THE OPPOSITE CORNER! DANNY RUNS TOWARDS GATES, GOING FOR A RUNNING CROSSBODY, BUT GATES CATCHES HIM, THROWING TANNER OVERHEAD FOR A STANDING FALLAWAY SLAM OF SORTS! BUT TANNER LANDS ON HIS FEET WITH ALMOST CATLIKE AGILITY, UNBEKNOWNST TO GATES, WHO GETS SHOVED INTO THE ROPES, CAUSING HIM TO REBOUND OFF ALONG WITH DANNY, WHO RUNS OFF THE OPPOSITE SET OF ROPES HIMSELF!
Rich Russillo: BUT NEITHER MAN GET A DEFINITIVE ADVANTAGE AS THEY BOTH WIPE EACH OTHER OUT WITH DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES! BUT LOOK AT THE SNEAKY LUCAS JOHNSON, WHO BOOSTS HIMSELF TO THE TOP ROPE BEFORE LANDING ONTO TANNER WITH A RED ARROW! LUCAS GETS BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT DUKE IS THERE TO MEET HIM, TOSSING SOME OF THOSE THUMBTACKS FROM THE FLOOR AT THE FACE OF LUCAS, DISORIENTING AND LEAVING HIM OPEN FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO THE TACKS, JOHNSON GRABS AT THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND NECK, SOME OF THE TACKS HAVING IMPALED HIM IN THOSE AREAS!
James Peters: DUKE GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET, TURNING ATTENTION TO DANNY TANNER, WHO’S UP TO ONE KNEE, USING THE MIDDLE ROPE AS A SORTA CRUTCH TO LEAN ON! DUKE GRABS AHOLD OF TANNER’S HEAD TO PULL HIM BACK UP, BUT TANNER CATCHES HIM WITH A NICE BACK ELBOW, STAGGERING DUKE BACK! AND LOOK AT TURNER, WHO PICKS UP THAT KENDO STICK USED EARLIER, AND HE BREAKS THAT KENDO STICK OVER THE HEAD OF DUKE, WHO FALLS BACK TO THE MAT! DANNY LOOKS OVER TOWARDS SHANE GATES, WHO’S STIRRING SIMILAR TO HOW HE WAS!
Rich Russillo: AND LOOK AT DANNY, WHO JUST LOOKED TO BLUDGEON GATES IN THE HEAD WITH THAT SEVERED END OF THE KENDO STICK, BUT SHANE GATES GETS HIS HANDS UP TO BLOCK, JOCKEYING FOR POSITION OVER THAT WEAPON WITH DANNY, WHO CATCHES HIM WITH A KICK TO THE GUT, DOUBLING THE BIGGER MAN OVER! AND DANNY TURNER PLACES THAT SEVERED, SHARP END OF THE KENDO STICK IN THE MOUTH OF GATES, USING IT TO BUST HIM OPEN INTERNALLY AS BLOOD STARTS TO SLOWLY FLOW OUT THE MOUTH OF GATES!
James Peters: GATES GRABS AT HIS MOUTH WITH BOTH HANDS, LOOKING TO KEEP SAID BLOOD FROM POURING OUT, BUT LOOK AT DANNY, WHO TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THE OPPONENT WITH HIS GUARD DOWN, SHOWING OFF SOME POWER BY HOISTING GATES UP AND DROPPING THE BACK OF HIS HEAD RIGHT OVER HIS KNEE WITH AN USHIGOROSHI! TANNER GRABS A CHAIR BEFORE SETTING IT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND HE LINES UP A DAZED GATES, WHO USES THE ROPES TO PULL HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET!
Rich Russillo: TANNER HOOKS BOTH ARMS, AND HES GOING TO PAY HOMAGE TO OUR ESTEEMED GENERAL MANAGER IN CAPTAIN CHARISMA WITH THE KILLSWITCH BITCH!! …AND IT CONNECTS! SHANE GATES GETS SPIKED RIGHT ON THE SEAT OF THAT CHAIR! HE MIGHT BE OUT FROM THE TIME BEING AS DANNY TURNS ATTENTION BACK OVER TO THE CONTRACT! BUT DUKE GRABS AHOLD OF HIS LEG WHILE DOWN ON THE MAT WITH ONE HAND, JUST DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO KEEP THAT CONTRACT IN HIS CLUTCHES, BUT TANNER JUST CONTINUES TO TRY AND WALK WITH THE DEAD WEIGHT OF DUKE!
James Peters: HOWEVER, TANNER GROWS TIRED OF THIS AND BEGINS TO STOMP THE DOWNED DONOVAN WITH SAID STOMPS JUST HITTING RAPID YET RANDOM IN SPOTS! THE HEAD AND BODY OF DONOVAN BOTH UNDER FIRE! DANNY PULLS HIM UP AND IS GONNA ATTEMPT THE SAME THING HE PULLED OFF ON GATES WITH THE KILLSWITCH! BUT THIS TIME DONOVAN IS WISE, SHOVING DANNY OFF AND WRAPPING HIS ARMS AROUND THE WAIST OF TANNER BEFORE DRIVING HIM CHEST FIRST IN THE TURNBUCKLE, ALMOST LIKE THE SETUP FOR A CHAOS THEORY!
Persephone: DANNY GRABS AT HIS CHEST OFF OF THAT AS HE COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE MAT! AND YES!! DONOVAN BEGINS TO EYE SAID CORNER HE JUST DROVE DANNY INTO, RIPPING THE PADDING OFF OF ALL TURNBUCKLES TO REVEAL NOTHING BUT STEEL UNDERNEATH! THAT WAS THE EMPTY CORNER, BUT DONOVAN DOESN’T CARE :drakelike:! DUKE HAS EVIL INTENTIONS IN MIND RIGHT ABOUT NOW, AND I HAVE A FEELING WE COULD BE FINDING OUT WHAT THEY ARE VERY SOON! :blessed:
James Peters: Donovan Duke lifts Danny Tanner up, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE REALLY DOES HAVE SOMETHING BIG ON HIS MIND, AS HE QUICKLY CHARGES BACK INTO THE CORNER AND GOES FOR A SNAKE EYES ON DANNY TANNER-
Rich Russillo: WAIT! DANNY JUST BARELY MANAGED TO STOP HIMSELF BY GRABBING ONTO THE CAGE! DANNY TANNER JUST GRABBED ONTO THE CAGE AND NOW HE QUICKLY BEGINS CLIMBING UP! DANNY TANNER IS GONNA STEAL THE CONTRACT!
James Peters: NO! DONOVAN DUKE QUICKLY GRABS ONTO DANNY, BUT DANNY TANNER IS TRYING AS HARD AS HE CAN TO KICK DONOVAN DUKE OFF OF HIM! This match might’ve been some of the most pain Danny’s felt in his entire life as he’s being forced to grab onto razor wire and barbed wire to climb up the cage, and that doesn’t even take into account the punishment everyone else in this match has inflicted!
Rich Russillo: WAIT! DANNY TANNER MANAGES TO KICK DONOVAN DUKE OFF OF HIM! DANNY TANNER IS GONNA GET THE CONTRACT! DANNY TANNER’S GONNA WIN! DANNY’S GOT THE-
Persephone: :mjlol2: NOPE! DONOVAN DUKE JUST GRABBED A LIGHT TUBE AND SMASHED IT ACROSS DANNY’S BACK, AND THERE DANNY GOES FALLING BACK DOWN TO THE MAT! I love this match :blessed:!
James Peters: Donovan Duke had to pick up a weapon in order to deal with Danny Tanner and stop him from getting the contract in an extremely lucky way, BUT NOW LUCAS JOHNSON GETS BACK INTO THE MATCH, SMASHING A STEEL CHAIR OVER DONOVAN DUKE’S HEAD! LUCAS JOHNSON JUST HIT THE 24/7 CONTRACT HOLDER WITH THE CHAIR, BUT LUCAS DOESN’T STOP THERE! HE SENDS DONOVAN DUKE INTO THE BARBED WIRE CAGE BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES, AND LUCAS JOHNSON DELIVERS THE LIGHTSWITCH, CRUSHING DONOVAN’S HEAD IN BETWEEN LUCAS’ BOOT AND THE BARBED WIRE CAGE!
Rich Russillo: Danny Tanner is trying to get back up, AND HE HITS LUCAS JOHNSON WITH A PUNCH TO THE MIDSECTION, BUT LUCAS IS ABLE TO RESPOND WITH A FOREARM! Both of these Elitists are hurt, as is everyone else in this match, BUT THIS IS THEIR OPPORTUNITY AT THE 24/7 CONTRACT AND THEY’RE NOT WILLING TO GIVE IT UP NOW! LUCAS JOHNSON JUST DELIVERED A HEADBUTT TO DANNY, AND NOW LUCAS SLAMS DANNY’S HEAD INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE, THE SAME THING DONOVAN DUKE FAILED TO DO EARLIER WITH THE SNAKE EYES!
Persephone: LUCAS JOHNSON NOW GOES FOR THE KILLSWITCH, BUT DANNY TANNER BACKS UP AND FORCES LUCAS BACK FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLES! Danny Tanner crawls away before grabbing some of the thumbtacks, AND LUCAS JOHNSON TRIES TO GRAB DANNY- BUT DANNY TANNER JUST THREW THE THUMBTACKS AT LUCAS’ FACE! IT LOOKS LIKE HE USED IT AS A DISTRACTION, BECAUSE DANNY TANNER JUST GRABBED THE CHAIR AND HIT LUCAS WITH IT! Lucas Johnson drops down a bit, and now Danny Tanner is able to get back up before approaching Lucas-
James Peters: WHAT THE!?!? WHAT THE HELL!?!? WHY WAS THERE A BRICK LAYING AROUND!?!? LUCAS JOHNSON JUST HIT DANNY TANNER IN THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD WITH A BRICK, AND THAT MIGHT’VE JUST TAKEN HIM OUT FOR GOOD! I can’t even believe I just said that! An actual brick was just used by Lucas Johnson! Danny Tanner has blood coming from the side of his head, and that’s to be expected after getting hit with a brick! Lucas Johnson turns his attention towards that contract, AND NOW HE GETS TO CLIMBING! THIS MIGHT BE IT!
Rich Russillo: LUCAS JOHNSON IS MAKING HIS WAY UP TOWARDS THE TOP OF THE CAGE, AND THIS COULD BE HIS BIGGEST MOMENT YET! LUCAS JOHNSON IS A FORMER NEW BREED CHAMPION, AND IF HE WINS THIS MATCH HE’LL HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO FINALLY ADD ANOTHER CHAMPIONSHIP TO HIS RESUME AFTER YEARS! Lucas Johnson is getting closer and closer to the top of the cage, and this match might be coming to an end in a matter of moments! Lucas is so close to the contract, he has this match won and he knows it! LUCAS JOHNSON GRABS THE CONTRACT!
Persephone: NOPE! THE GIANT JOBBER SHANE GATES JUST PULLED LUCAS ALL THE WAY BACK DOWN ONTO THE MAT! Lucas Johnson managed to land on his feet but he definitely didn’t anticipate being pulled back down right when he had the match won, and now he begins sending forearms Shane’s way! Lucas Johnson is actually really trying here, and I guess that’s to be expected when you’ve spent your entire career a loser and finally have the chance to do something good, BUT SHANE IS STILL BOTH THE BIGGER AND STRONGER ELITIST AND HE GRABS LUCAS BY THE THROAT!
James Peters: SHANE GATES LIFTS LUCAS JOHNSON UP FOR A CHOKESLAM- BUT LUCAS MANAGES TO JUMP OUT OF THE WAY! LUCAS JOHNSON US ON HIS FEET, AND HE IMMEDIATELY KICKS SHANE IN THE MIDSECTION! LUCAS JOHNSON SENDS SHANE GATES INTO THE CORNER BEFORE CHARGING IN- BUT SHANE GATES CATCHES LUCAS JOHNSON IN THE AIR BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE STO, DROPPING LUCAS ONTO THE MAT! Shane Gates is really in this match now, but Donovan Duke is getting back up! The 24/7 Contract holder isn’t willing to lose this match just yet!
Rich Russillo: Donovan Duke pulls himself back into the ring, AND HE IMMEDIATELY GOES AFTER SHANE’S LEFT LEG, THE SAME ONE THAT WAS HURT FROM BEFORE! DONOVAN IS TRYING TO TAKE SHANE DOWN, BUT SHANE GATES MANAGES TO LIFT DONOVAN UP BEFORE- WAIT NO! SHANE GATES WANTED A POWERBOMB ON THE THUMBTACKS, BUT DONOVAN MANAGED TO SEND SHANE FACE FIRST INTO THE BARBED WIRE CAGE WITH A HURRICANRANA INSTEAD!
Persephone: Shane’s not off his feet, but somehow he’s even uglier than he was before :mjlol:. Donovan Duke is starting to fight back against Shane though after Shane managed to take down Lucas Johnson, and Shane Gates is trying as hard as he can to defend himself, but it definitely isn’t easy. They both clearly want that contract, and if they wanted it enough to agree to a stipulation they didn’t even know about then nobody should be surprised. They’re a bunch of idiots killing each other, all for my entertainment!
James Peters: WAIT WHAT!? DANNY TANNER JUST GRABBED A RAILROAD SPIKE AND STABBED SHANE GATES IN THE BACK OF HIS LEFT LEG WITH IT! I THOUGHT DANNY WOULD BE OUT FOR THE REST OF THIS MATCH, BUT WE’VE HEARD DANNY’S OPINIONS ON SHANE GATES THROUGHOUT THE WEEK! DANNY REALLY WANTS TO DESTROY SHANE GATES, AND EVEN IF HE DOESN’T ACCOMPLISH THAT HE MIGHT’VE SUCCEEDED IN DESTROYING HIS LEFT LEG, THE SAME LEG THAT WAS BEING ATTACKED BEFORE!
Rich Russillo: Donovan Duke and Shane Gates were starting to go back and forth when Danny Tanner did what he did, but Danny just made things easier for Donovan! Donovan Duke now backing Shane Gates into one of the two remaining corners with the turnbuckle paddings still on it, and Donovan Duke is punching away at the biggest man of the match! Donovan Duke has Shane backed in the corner, AND NOW DANNY TANNER HELPS DONOVAN DUKE AS HE BEGINS KICKING AWAY AT SHANE GATES!
Persephone: Danny’s insane hatred for Shane Gates really isn’t something I was expecting from a weirdo like him, but as long as it gives us a more sadistic side of him like we’ve been seeing from him this week then I don’t hate it. I want Shane to die too, and I’d say I actually agree with Danny Tanner about something but the thought of that makes me sick.
James Peters: WAIT, LOOK! LUCAS JOHNSON IS BACK UP, AND NOW HE JOINS DONOVAN DUKE AND DANNY TANNER IN GOING AFTER SHANE GATES! SHANE GATES IS PRETTY MUCH DEFENSELESS AS ALL THREE MEN AIM TO TAKE OUT THE BIGGEST, AND POSSIBLY THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN OF THE MATCH- Wait a second. What is Shane doing??
(The camera shows a close up of Shane Gates, who is untying the turnbuckle pad behind him.)
Rich Russillo: We don’t know what’s in that turnbuckle, and neither does he! :lupe:
Persephone: Right, but I know what I want it to be!
James Peters: Lucas, Donovan and Danny are all doing the smart thing here, but it looks like Shane Gates might have an idea! That or he’s gone desperate! Either way he just untied the third turnbuckle, and-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
James Peters: ….
Rich Russillo: …..
Persephone: OH. MY. GOD. THAT WAS AWESOME!!! THEY ALL BLEW UP!!! ALL FOUR OF THEM BLEW UP!!!! SHANE GATES UNTIED THE TURNBUCKLE WITH THE BOMB, AND HE JUST KILLED HIMSELF ALONG WITH EVERYONE IN THE MATCH!!!! HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS GREAT!! THIS MATCH IS AMAZING, WE JUST SAW FOUR MURDERS! FOUR PEOPLE JUST DIED!
(Rich and James are both seen horrified at Persephone’s glee and excitement, but both continue to try and commentate.)
James Peters: NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES WE SEE VIOLENT THINGS LIKE THIS TAKE PLACE ON EITHER VOLTAGE OR EAW EVENTS, YOU JUST NEVER GET USED TO THE BRUTALITY OF IT ALL AS ALL MEN ARE JUST SPRAWLED OUT IN THE RING, ALL TO CALL THEMSELVES THE 24/7 CONTRACT HOLDER, BUT THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE, AND SPEAKING OF, IT SEEMS LIKE DONOVAN DUKE IS THE ONLY ONE STIRRING RIGHT NOW, SLOWLY CRAWLING TO THE CORNER TO ATTEMPT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS SITUATION!
Rich Russillo: BUT LOOK AT THE STATE DUKE IS IN, JUST LIKE THE REST OF THESE MEN, I DON’T KNOW IF HE’S IN POSITION TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS, GETTING UP IS THE EASY PART, CLIMBING THE STEEL CAGE IS A WHOLE NOTHER BALL GAME- BUT LOOK! LUCAS JOHNSON IS SLOWLY PULLING HIMSELF IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER TO DUKE AS BOTH MEN LOCK EYES FROM ACROSS THE RING! DUKE AND LUCAS BOTH STAGGER TO THE MIDDLE, STARING EACH OTHER DOWN AS THE BODIES OF BOTH GATES AND TANNER SURROUND THEM!
James Peters: DONOVAN THROWS A SEMI SLUGGISH PUNCH AT TANNER, WHICH CONNECTS, BUT DOESNT DO MUCH IN TERMS OF DAMAGE! DANNY ANSWERS BACK WITH A SLUGGISH FOREARM SMASH NOW, BUT AGAIN, IT HAS THE SAME EFFECT AS DUKE’S PUNCH DID! BUT SPEAKING OF DUKE, HE THROWS ANOTHER PUNCH AT DANNY! TANNER FIRES BACK WITH ONE OF HIS OWN! AND NOW THIS THING HAS TURNED INTO AN ALL OUT HOCKEY FIGHT FISTICUFFS SLUGFEST, THOSE PUNCHES MAYBE HAVING FIRED BOTH MEN UP!
Rich Russillo: DANNY! DUKE! DANNY! DUKE! DANNY! DUK- DANNY! DANNY! DANNY! HE HAS DONOVAN REELING UP AGAINST THE ROPES, YOU DON’T THINK HE CAN DO THIS, DO YOU? I THINK HE CAN AS DANNY GOES RUN OFF THE OPPOSITE SET OF ROPES, BUT DUKE MIGHT’VE BEEN PLAYING POSSUM AS HE CATCHES DANNY WITH A RUNNING FOREARM JUST AS HE WAS ABOUT TO REBOUND OFF THE ROPES! AND NOW DUKE LOOKS TO DO WHAT DANNY HAD PLANNED, RUNNING OFF THE ROPES HIMSELF!
James Peters: BUT DANNY REPEATS AFTER DUKE, CUTTING HIM OFF WITH A FOREARM JUST AS HE WAS ABOUT TO REBOUND! DANNY GOES TO REBOUND OFF THE OPPOSITE PAIR OF ROPES AGAIN, BUT THE SAME THING HAPPENS! DUKE TURNS AROUND TO RUN OFF THE ROPES FOR A SECOND TI- THE BLUEPRINT! DUKE RAN RIGHT INTO AN RKO FROM JOHNSON, WHO AVOIDS A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT FROM THE NEWLY RECOVERED SHANE GATES, WHO CONTINUES TO TRY AND RUN ON THAT BAD LEG TOWARDS TANNER, WHO’S LEANT UP ON THE SET OF ROPES BEHIND LUCAS!
Rich Russillo: BUT DANNY AVOIDS SHANE AS WELL, ALLOWING HIM TO CATCH GATES WITH A REBOUND TIGER SUPLEX, DROPPING HIM RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! AND MEANWHILE, LUCAS JOHNSON SITS DONOVAN IN THE CORNER, BACK AGAINST THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE AS LUCAS STARTS TO STOMP A MUDHOLE INTO THE GAMBLER!
James Peters: And turning eyes elsewhere, Danny Tanner is heading over to the final turnbuckle, and we all know which one that is now! Danny Tanner unties the turnbuckle padding, and there it is! A bunch of broken glass just fell from the turnbuckle, and Danny Tanner picks up one of the glass shards with a look of disgust before turning his attention back to Shane! Shane Gates’ leg is still bothering him badly, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHANE IS AIMING TO MAKE THINGS WAY WORSE FOR HIM!
Persephone: DANNY TANNER JUST JUMPED ON SHANE GATES AND STABBED HIM IN THE BACK OF HIS SHOULDER WITH THE GLASS SHARD! DANNY TANNER BEGINS REPEATEDLY STABBING AT SHANE, AND THIS IS AMAZING! DANNY TANNER TAKING OUT ALL OF THAT SCHOOL SHOOTER RAGE ON SHANE GATES :blessed:!!!!
Rich Russillo: Shane Gates manages to push Danny Tanner off of him, but he’s holding his shoulder in pain now! Danny Tanner quickly charges back in, BUT SHANE GATES MANAGES TO HIT A HUGE BIG BOOT, DROPPING DANNY! Shane Gates now turns his attention to Donovan Duke and Lucas Johnson!
James Peters: Donovan and Lucas are trading punches, AND NOW DONOVAN JUMPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE AND BEGINS CLIMBING THE CAGE, BUT LUCAS JOHNSON DOES THE SAME BEFORE GRABBING DONOVAN’S HEAD AND SLAMMING HIS FACE INTO THE WALL! DONOVAN DUKE DOESN’T FALL DESPITE THE PAIN THOUGH! HE CLEARLY WANTS TO RETAIN THAT CONTRACT, AND NOW HE SLAMS LUCAS’ FACE INTO THE WALL!
Persephone: Yeah, but Lucas doesn’t let go either! It’s like the enhancement talents are powering up! They wanna win so badly!
Rich Russillo: SHANE GATES GOES TO INTERVENE AS BOTH DONOVAN AND LUCAS SCALE THE CAGE, BUT DANNY TANNER GOES AFTER SHANE GATES WITH THE GLASS SHARDS, SLICING IT ACROSS SHANE’S LEG! Danny Tanner clearly has a vendetta against Shane Gates and that’s been well documented, and tonight we’ve been seeing the effects of that!
James Peters: DONOVAN DUKE AND LUCAS JOHNSON ARE AT THE TOP OF THE CAGE THOUGH! THIS MATCH MIGHT BE ENDING SOON!
Persephone: I almost don’t want it to end. I wanna see them blow up again :mjcry:.
Rich Russillo: Duke and Lucas are trading punches back and forth on top of the cage wall, they know in order to get the Contract and escape they have to get through them as well. Meanwhile the same can be said for both Tanner and Gates! All of them know the severity of this, zero error error be made! Tanner is getting the better of Gates at the moment, but Gates goes under and sends a body shot towards the gut of Tanner! Tanner is sent back, BEFORE GATES SPINS AROUND AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A BIG DISCUS LARIAT!
Persephone: :yikes: Nearly took his head off. “Nearly” isn’t good enough though, should’ve killed him.
James Peters: Meanwhile Duke has been forced to drop down to a knee on top of the steel cage, you can see that he’s close to losing his balance but he manages to stay on! Lucas makes his way towards Duke, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH AN AXE HANDLE TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! Donovan clutching on for dear life while Lucas grabs him, but instead it’s Donovan with a knee towards his gut to take him off guard! Lucas trying to hold his ground, BUT DONOVAN THIS TIME WITH A KICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! Lucas stumbles backwards, BUT DONOVAN JUST THREW HIM OFF THE TOP OF THE CELL!
Rich Russillo: BUT LUCAS HOLDS ON AND GRABS AHOLD OF DONOVAN’S HEAD SLAMMING INTO THE CELL WALL! Lucas barely managing to hold on, sending punch after punch towards the head of Donovan to weaken him, this is definitely not a good situation. Shane makes his way over looking to pull both of them off, BUT DANNY LAUNCHES TOWARDS HIM WITH A FOREARM! But it’s Shane that manages to pop him up onto his shoulders! Danny trying to steer Shane backwards, clutching ahold of Lucas and putting him in an Electric Chair position! This doesn’t look good for any of them. :lupe:
Persephone: But it looks perfect for me :blessed:!!!
(Shane holding all the weight on his shoulders finds it hard to keep all of them up. Donovan is draped over the edge of the steel cage trying to hold on while Lucas could damn near kill him with a Superplex off the top if this works out. Danny has the hold locked in on Shane while his legs begin to shake under all of the weight.)
James Peters: IT’S FINALLY TOO MUCH FOR SHANE TO HANDLE! HIS LEGS GIVE OUT SENDING EVERYONE DOWN TO THE GROUND IN A BRUTAL TOWER OF DOOM! SHANE BARELY MANAGING TO TAKE EVERYONE DOWN AS A LAST RESORT! THIS MATCH CONTINUES!
Rich Russillo: WAIT! LOOK! SOMEONE’S HOLDING ONTO THE STEEL CAGE!
(Donovan is seen dangling from the wall of the steel cage, taking deep breaths trying to climb back up to the top. Shane stumbles back up to his feet, seeing what’s going on and making his way towards Donovan with urgency.)
James Peters: SHANE IS BEGINNING TO CLIMB UP, FINGERTIPS AWAY FROM DONOVAN! BUT DONOVAN IS ALREADY AT THE TOP! DONOVAN SNATCHING THE CONTRACT AWAY WHILE SHANE CLAWS AWAY TRYING TO REACH HIM!
Rich Russillo: BUT DONOVAN BEGINS TO CLIMB DOWN! THERE’S FURY IN THE EYES OF SHANE AS HE STOPS IN HIS TRACKS AND IS EYE LEVEL WITH DONOVAN! BUT DONOVAN BLOWS A KISS AND JUMPS OFF THE CAGE! DONOVAN JUST SURVIVED MCALLISTER MAYHEM!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘The Outsiders’ once again plays up while Donovan collapses to the ground at ringside. He slowly drags himself up, leaning against the apron for a moment before helping himself up using the steel cage. The whole time he’s clutching onto the 24/7 Contract for dear life. The official observing the match makes their way over to Donovan, checking on him before raising his hand in victory to the loud cheers of the crowd.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner… AND STILL 24/7 CONTRACT HOLDER!!!!!!!!!!!! DONOVAN DUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: WHAT A MATCH THAT WE’VE BEEN ABLE TO WITNESS HERE! The efforts of all of these competitors have been none short than remarkable, and they all laid it out on the line despite not knowing what the stipulation was going to be when the show began. They proved that no matter the obstacles, no matter what was going to stand in their way, they were going to make sure that one way or another they walked out with the 24/7 Contract.
Rich Russillo: But unfortunately not all of them could’ve walked out with the Contract, because only one of them can stand tall. And that person was Donovan Duke. He made a statement heading into the week and assured everyone that he was going to walk in exactly how he walked out, and through hellfire and brimstone, he did just that. Donovan stepping up to the plate and proving once again that the Contract was deserved and no matter what’s next he’s not going to be stopped from cashing in that Contract and fulfilling his destiny. Congratulations to Donovan!
Persephone: I don’t know about you guys, but I think McAllister Mayhem needs to be a common thing on a Voltage. Huge success if you ask me.
(Donovan stumbles up to the stage and drops down to a knee. With a smirk on his face, he takes the Contract and raises it up into the air as the crowd pops louder for him. Donovan looks at all the competitors down in the ring for the last time, before turning around and disappearing through the backstage area while Bloodsport fades out to elsewhere.)
(The camera fades backstage where we see interviewer Sofia Clarke standing in front of one of the designated interviewing areas. Sofia has a microphone in her hand as the crowd cheers, and she gives the camera a smile before beginning to speak)
Sofia Clarke: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome my guest at this time, Voltage Commissioner Captain Charisma!
(Captain Charisma walks into camera frame and greets Sofia)
Sofia Clarke: Captain Charisma, you requested this time because you said you had some sort of announcement to make?
Captain Charisma: Yes, I did. You see Sofia with September looming just around the corner, we must look forward. We all know what September brings, back to school, the beginning of fall, and for some the start of Halloween season. But here in EAW it means one thing, and one thing only; the chance to prove that Voltage is the superior brand in all of EAW in an event called Territorial Invasion! Now last year we brought in the match type known as Brand Warfare, do you remember that match Sofia?
Sofia Clarke: Of course I do, it was one of the best matches on the show!
Captain Charisma: That it was! And of course what made it even more exciting is the fact that Voltage was the brand that took that win home! Brand Warfare is just another feather in the cap to whatever show that wins it. It brings the best of the best of each brand together for one common goal. And although they might come from different backgrounds, have different viewpoints, and hell might actually hate each other’s guts. They come together for one reason, and that is to prove that they are on the best brand in EAW. Proving that you’re on the very best brand, competing against the very best that EAW has to offer, and with that comes pride. So why don’t we do that again? Why doesn’t Voltage go out there at Territorial Invasion, with the best wrestlers in EAW, and remind everyone else why we are the superior brand? I am here to announce that Brand Warfare will make it’s return at this year’s Territorial Invasion free-per-view, and I want a repeat performance of last year. I don’t want any other brand to ever win Brand Warfare. I don’t want any other brand to get any ludicrous idea that they might just possibly be a better, more competitive brand than Voltage. I want other brands to dread going into this match because they know Voltage runs it every single year.
Captain Charisma: We need as strong of a team as humanly possible, just like last year. Last year Voltage had a dominating performance, with Ahren Fournier, TLA, and Minerva standing tall at the end. And if we want those same kinds of results we need to put our best foot forward, and I can assure you that we are going to do just that. The team is only as good as the captain leading the ship. We need leadership, we need someone that oozes confidence, we need someone that has been to the very top of this business, and is revered as one of the best. And we got just that.. The absolute perfect person to lead this brand to victory for a second year in a row, and to remain undefeated in Brand Warfare. It is my honor to introduce to you, the captain of Voltage’s Brand Warfare team… Jamie O’Hara!
(Jamie O’Hara walks into frame with a relaxed, almost cocky look on his face. He shakes Captain Charisma’s hand, and turns to the camera)
Jamie O’Hara: Truthfully, I don’t think it mattered where I was at Territorial Invasion. Either way I was going to be successful, just like I’ll be against Myles later tonight, but I’m perfectly fine with leading Voltage to a second Brand Warfare victory in a row. I would like it to be known though, for whomever joins this team, it won’t be a cake walk. I expect the very best out of everyone, and I know that it would be unfair to ask of you to match me in talent; so I will just ask for your best. I don’t care how sore you might be, I don’t care if you’re getting pushed past your limit, just be better. I want better than your best, because I won’t be happy unless we win. No slowing down, no surrender, we will not have quitters on this team. We will have victory, because a team with Jamie O’Hara on it is not a losing team. I want that to be known throughout the entire company. To our competitors.. You may think what you go through on your brand is difficult, but what all of you have been through is nothing compared to what Voltage has to offer, because this brand has something Showdown and Dynasty doesn’t. Me. You will try to stand tall, you will try your absolute best, but when it’s all said and done you will fall, and you will fail.
Sofia Clarke: Congratulations on being named captain of Team Voltage Jamie. Any thoughts on who you might be picking? Or who your competitors might be?
Jamie O’Hara: It doesn’t matter who we’re against, all that needs to be known is that they are from Dynasty and Showdown, which automatically makes them lesser than. Regardless of who they choose, it won’t matter, Voltage has me at the helm. As for who will be chosen to be a part of team Voltage, you will see in due time. Nonetheless, I could pick out the Janitor, the caterers, any front office stooge that EAW wants to provide me, Voltage would remain as victor, because Jamie O’Hara is at the helm. None of the other brands provide the competition needed in order to win a match like this when I stand on the other side of the ring. One year ago Voltage managed to pick up the victory in Brand Warfare, and this year a repeat performance is guaranteed, because Captain Charisma made the smartest decision of his career drafting me to his show. And whoever does have the honor of joining me, let it be known, you can fall in line and be a winner; or be a complete fool and make this whole process a burden… And still win honestly, because I’m not losing due to the likes of someone else. Captain Charisma.. You chose well. I will assemble a team of supporting characters who will know their role, do their job, and bring us a victory.
(Jamie O’Hara and Captain Charisma shake hands)
Captain Charisma: I couldn’t think of a better person for the job, I have nothing but the utmost confidence in you Jamie. Also, let it be known that just like last year if team Voltage wins, you, and your team will be rewarded for your efforts. I know you won’t accept failure as an option, and I appreciate what you bring to the table. I look forward to you and your team going out there, and bringing it home for Team Voltage!
(Jamie O’Hara nods, and walks away. The camera closes in on Captain Charisma, and then fades to black)
( Bloodsport fades back to ringside and shows the next match graphic. )
(The camera fades to Bella Braxton standing in the middle of the ring ready to announce the next match.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Bella Braxton: ONE FALL!! AND IT IS THE SPECIAL “FANS BRING THE WEAPONS” MATCH!! INTRODUCING FIRST…
(“you should see me in a crown” by Billie Eilish starts to play as Holly Arrow enters the arena to loud boos from the crowd. Holly is dressed in her best Batgirl attire, mask, cape, and all as she heads to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: She is from Christchurch, New Zealand. She weighs in at 140 pounds…she is the “DIAMOND DARLING” HOLLY ARROW!
James Peters: Holly Arrow makes her way to the ring for a match that is very, VERY personal tonight. Holly thinks that her opponent tonight, Mary S. Atlas was holding her back and she had enough of Mary at Pain for Pride when she decided to end the Most Wanted Arrow tag team. Tonight, she looks to finish the job.
Persephone: Somebody answer me this? This is an event where bloodshed and injury reign supreme, but why in the hell is she dressed as a fucking superhero? Who is she trying to be? Batbitch or something? I hate this already!
Rich Russillo: Don’t let the costume fool you. In recent weeks, Holly has shown how vicious and demented she can be, especially when it involves Mary S. Atlas. To say the least, this match will not be pretty. They are going to hurt each other.
(Holly enters the ring and tosses her mask out of the ring before she strikes some type of superhero pose to more boos as “you should see me in a crown” stops playing. After a few moments of silence, “Nothing Helps” by ONE OK ROCK starts to play as Mary S. Atlas enters the arena. The loud boos quickly change to loud cheers as Mary heads to the ring not taking her eyes off of Holly.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING HER OPPONENT! She is from St. Louis, Missouri. She weighs in at 125 pounds…she is “MOST WANTED” MARY S. ATLAS!!
James Peters: Listen to the ovation for Mary S. Atlas. I think we know how the crowd favorite is in this match. They want to see Mary get her revenge on Holly in any way she can.
Persephone: Great! Another delusional bitch! This just got so much better.
Rich Russillo: It was because of Holly Arrow that Mary S. Atlas isn’t fighting for the New Breed Championship tonight. Holly must have some kind of chip on her shoulder because she’s the one who challenged Mary to this match. Holly issued the challenge. Mary accepted. They spun the wheel and here we go. This is going to be good.
(Mary rolls into the ring and waves to the crowd. “Nothing Helps” barely stops playing as the ref can’t keep control of Holly and Holly sneaks up from behind and attacks Mary.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: Here we go! This match is underway! Holly didn’t want to wait for the bell to ring before she got on the attack. Mary S. Atlas and Holly Arrow have been wanting to get at each other in the very worst way. To say the very least, these two are going to beat the hell out of each other. With fans bringing the weapons, who knows what will be used before this match is over, and they are not going to wait to get down to business. Holly with clubbing blows to the back of Mary S. Atlas. Mary has somehow made it back to her feet and she is fighting back!! The bell has just rung and these two are already slugging each other right in the center of the ring. These two will not hold back on each other tonight. Mary back to her feet! MARY AND HOLLY ARE NOW JUST PUNCHING EACH OTHER RIGHT IN THE FACE! THEY ARE NOT GOING TO HOLD ANYTHING BACK TONIGHT!
Persephone: Anything they do to each other tonight will only be an improvement to their looks…which won’t be much. How about they bring the chainsaws early?
Rich Russillo: Holly Arrow gets the advantage of the exchange and takes Mary down a clothesline. Now Holly rolls out of the ring to see what she can find in the crowd. She looks out into the fans and grabs the first thing she can find: a broomstick! Before she heads back into the ring, Holly grabs a beer from one of the fans in the front row. Those things aren’t cheap you know!
James Peters: I guess she knows that because she carefully gets back into the ring and doesn’t spill the beer. Holly walks over to Mary, who has made it back to her feet and THROWS THE BEER RIGHT IN HER FACE!! BEER IN THE EYES OF MARY S. ATLAS!! MARY CAUGHT OFF GUARD AS HOLLY WHIPS MARY INTO THE CORNER. Holly Arrow pulls Mary out of the corner before sitting on the top turnbuckle herself. Holly puts the broomstick around Mary’s neck and HOLLY PULLS BACK!! HOLLY IS STRANGLING MARY WITH A BROOMSTICK AS MARY IS KICKING AND DANGLING FROM THE TURNBUCKLE!
Holly Arrow: (off-mic) HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, YOU CHEAP BIMBO?
(BAM!)
Rich Russillo: I’m going to guess that she didn’t like that one bit! The toes of Mary’s boot caught Holly right in the middle of the forehead and she is stunned. Now Mary takes control of the broomstick AND FLIPS HOLLY OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! HOLLY CRASHES BACK TO THE MAT!! Mary S. Atlas is now in control of the match as she walks over to Holly and RIPS THE CAPE RIGHT OFF THE BACK OF HOLLY’S GEAR! MARY TAKES THE CAPE AND WRAPS IT AROUND THE NECK OF HOLLY ARROW! WHAT IS MARY GOING TO DO?
Mary S. Atlas: (off-mic) LET’S GO FOR A LITTLE RIDE!!
James Peters: LOOK AT MARY GO! MARY S. ATLAS IS SPINNING HOLLY AROUND WITH THE CAPE STILL AROUND HER NECK! A REVERSE GIANT SWING! ROUND AND ROUND SHE GOES! HOLLY DRESSED AS A SUPERHERO AND NOW SHE’S FLYING!
Persephone: Great! Now Batbitch is gonna be even more ditsy and dizzy than she usually is. That’s what she gets for wearing a damn cape in a match like this. This isn’t a comic-con or whatever the fuck they are.
Rich Russillo: If it means going out with you, I’ll dress as Rex McAllister.
Persephone: No. You can imitate my Rexy, but you can never duplicate him. I only want the original Rexy. Not some downgraded substitute!
Rich Russillo: :mjcry:
James Peters: While you two are flirting, there is a match going on! MARY IS STILL SPINNING HOLLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! WHO KNOWS HOW MANY REVOLUTIONS HAS SHE DONE? I THINK MARY IS DONE NOW AS SHE SLOWS DOWN AND DROPS HOLLY BACK TO THE FLOOR! MARY THINKS THAT MIGHT BE ENOUGH TO GET THE JOB DONE! MARY WITH THE COVER! SHOULDERS DOWN!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!!
TWWWOOO—-
Persephone: Batbitch kicks out! Damn! Now the match has to keep going!
James Peters: Mary S. Atlas rolls out of the ring really quick to grab the first weapon of the match. The fans are excited to see where Mary goes to grab a weapon. Looks like we have a winner and she grabs… A PADDLE BALL TOY AND A YO-YO!
Persephone: What the fuck? A match where any weapons can be used and she starts off with toys? Which fan did she grab those from? An eight year old kid?
Rich Russillo: Actually…that’s exactly where she got them from. Mary rolls back into the ring as Holly is back to her knees. MARY GOES AROUND THE WORLD WITH THE YO-YO AND SMACKS IT ON THE SMALL OF THE BACK OF HOLLY ARROW! MARY GRABS THE PADDLE BALL AND HITS HER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE PADDLE! HOLLY BACK DOWN AS MARY TURNS HER OVER AND GOES FOR THE COVER! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!
TWWWWWWOOOOO—
Rich Russillo: HOLLY ARROW KICKS OUT! It’s going to take a lot more than that to beat Holly. Mary is staying on top of things as she picks Holly back up and delivers a spinning kick to the gut of Holly Arrow. Holly gets sent back and she tumbles right out of the ring to the floor. The crowd is showing their appreciation for the St. Louis native and she rolls out of the ring. She pulls Holly back to her feet by the hair. They are in front of the announce table and MARY BOUNCES HOLLY’S FACE OFF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE AND SHE’S BACK ON THE FLOOR! NOW MARY IS GOING BACK TO THE CROWD TO GET ANOTHER WEAPON FROM ONE OF THESE EXCITED FANS!
Fan: Get her, Mary! Use my golf club!
Persephone: Really? What the fuck is that? Shit, we have some weird fans.
James Peters: It looks like a 9-Iron and it looks like Mary wants to send Holly’s head onto the 18th Green. MARY REARS BACK TO CLUB HER, BUT…
(DING!)
Rich Russillo: HOLLY ARROW COUNTERS! HOLLY PULLED THE TRUNKS OF MARY AND SENT HER FACE FIRST INTO THE TIMEKEEPER’S TABLE! MARY’S HEAD JUST COLLIDED WITH THE RING BELL!
Persephone: Always knew that Mary’s head had a hollow ring to it. :mjlol:
James Peters: Call it what you want because Holly Arrow has regained control of this match. Holly has grabbed the golf club that Mary was going to use as she drags Mary over to the barricade. Holly sits on the barricade as she maneuvers the golf club on Mary’s neck. Holly wraps her legs around the ends of the club and SHE FALLS BACK OFF THE BARRICADE CHOKING MARY WITH THE GOLF CLUB IN THE PROCESS! HOLLY DANGLING OFF ONE SIDE OF THE BARRICADE AS MARY IS KICKING AND TRYING GET FREE OFF THE OTHER SIDE!! HOLLY IS NOW PULLING HERSELF BACK UP AND SHE HAS ANOTHER WEAPON IN HER HAND! AND IT’S A…REPLICA CAPTAIN AMERICA SHIELD?
Rich Russillo: Why would you bring that kind of collectible to a weapons match? Those things can be expensive.
Persephone: Why am I still here! Damn, this is so stupid! It doesn’t even make any sense.
Rich Russillo: Exactly, my queen! Thor’s Hammer would fit better if you ask me.
Persephone: :comeagain: JUST SHUT UP!! Not sure who I hate more. The two bitches in the match or the simp sitting next to me. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BLOOD?!? WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG FOR THE BLOOD TO FLOW?? HURRY UP ALREADY!!!
James Peters: Will you calm down? HOLD ON!! HOLLY ARROW GRABS THE SHIELD AND CRACKS IT OVER MARY’S HEAD LIKE A TRASH CAN LID!! YOU CAN CERTAINLY HEAR THE THUD OF MARY’S HEAD! HOLLY LOOSENS HER LEGS OFF THE GOLF CLUB AND MARY FALLS TO THE GROUND IN A HEAP. HOLLY PICKS MARY UP AND WHIPS MARY INTO THE STEEL STEPS. MARY CRASHES AND SHE HOLDING HER BACK IN PAIN!! WHAT IS HOLLY DOING NOW? SHE IS COMING OVER TO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!! SHE’S GRABBING PERSEPHONE’S COFFEE CUP!
Persephone: Leave that alone! That’s spiked! How the fuck am I supposed to make it through the night surrounded by these idiots?
James Peters: :comeagain:
(Holly dumps the spiked drink out on the floor in front of Persephone.)
Persephone: DAMN IT, YOU STUPID BITCH!! I HATE YOU!! I HOPE YOU DIE!
Rich Russillo: Well, she just pissed Persephone off and she’s walking over to Mary who is still down on the floor. SHE WINDS UP AND CRACKS THE COFFEE CUP ON THE FOREHEAD OF MARY SHATTERING IT!! MARY HOLDING HER FACE AND HEAD IN PAIN!! HOLLY IS JUST LAUGHING AT HER! SHE IS SO PROUD OF WHAT SHE IS DOING! HOLLY ROLLS MARY IN THE RING! HOLLY GOES FOR THE COVER! SHOULDERS DOWN!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOO!!!
THHHRRRRR——-
James Peters: MARY KICKS OUT AT TWO!! SHE IS STILL SHOWING FIGHT IN THIS MATCH! Holly isn’t happy that Mary just kicked out, but she is staying on the attack. Holly is rolling out of the ring again, but she is looking under the ring instead of going to the fans again. SHE PULLS OUT TWO STEEL CHAIRS OUT AND TOSSES THEM INTO THE RING! WHAT IS SHE PLANNING TO DO?
Persephone: Stand on them so she can reach the top turnbuckle? Stupid drink stealing bitch!
Rich Russillo: Holly back in the ring and she props the chairs open and has the seats facing each other almost like a table. She tries to pick Mary up, but Mary counters with a rake of the eyes. Mary hits the ropes as she ducks a Holly clothesline before rebounding off the other side before…HOLLY GRABS MARY BY THE THROAT! SHE MOVES MARY TOWARDS THE STEEL CHAIR. HOLLY PICKS MARY UP AND CHOKESLAMS HER THROUGH THE CHAIR!! BOTH SEATS BENDING IN THE PROCESS!! MARY TURNED INSIDE OUT BUT HOLLY ISN’T GOING FOR THE COVER! SHE IS STARTING TO ENJOY HERSELF NOW IN THIS MATCH! THEY DON’T CALL HER “HARDCORE HOLLY” FOR NOTHING.
Persephone: Who calls her that? NOBODY! To me, she’s just a drink stealing, buzzkilling bitch.
James Peters: Holly rolls out of the ring and she’s looking in the crowd for another weapon. I think she found her next weapon…A MIRROR!! Holly takes a quick look at herself in the mirror. She just gave herself a wink and a smile before getting back in the ring. She needs to stop falling in love with herself and get back to the match. Mary S. Atlas is just starting to make it to her feet. HOLLY ARROW WINDING UP! MARY UP TO HER FEET…
(CRASH!)
Rich Russillo: HOLLY ARROW JUST SMASHED THE MIRROR IN THE FACE OF MARY S. ATLAS!! HOLLY DIDN’T CRASH IT OVER HEAD LIKE MOST PEOPLE! SHE SWUNG IT LIKE A BAT AND MARY COULD BE BLINDED BY THE BROKEN GLASS!! MARY HOLDING HER FACE ONCE AGAIN IN PAIN!! HOLLY THINKS THIS GOT THE JOB DONE!! SHE GOING FOR THE COVER AND HOOKS THE LEG! SHOULDERS DOWN!!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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James Peters: SHE GOT THE SHOULDER UP! MARY GOT THE SHOULDER UP!! THIS ISN’T OVER YET!! YOU THINK HOLLY WOULD BE PISSED, BUT SHE SEEMS ALMOST EXCITED THAT THE MATCH IS STILL GOING! LOOK AT THE FACE OF MARY S. ATLAS! SHE IS BLEEDING! THE BLOOD STARTING TO TRICKLE DOWN HER FOREHEAD FROM THE GLASS OF THE MIRROR!! THESE TWO ABSOLUTELY HATE EACH OTHER AND YOU CAN TELL THAT THEY WILL DO ANYTHING POSSIBLE TO PUT AN END TO THE OTHER!
Persephone: FINALLY!! This match is starting to get tolerable. I loves me some bloodshed. But Holly is still a drink stealing bitch!
Rich Russillo: Holly could finish this match at any time, but she doesn’t want this to end. Holly Arrow on the outside again and let’s see what she grabs from the crowd this time…OH SHIT!! SHE HAS A WHOLE BUNCH OF FLUORESCENT LIGHT TUBES!! THIS IS GOING TO GET UGLY FAST! SHE SLIDES THEM INTO THE RING! BUT NOW SHE’S LOOKING UNDER THE RING FOR SOMETHING!! OH NO!
(Holly pulls a table out from under the ring.)
Persephone: And Batbitch, the drink stealer pulls a table out and slides it into the ring. FUCK THE TABLE! GO BACK TO THE BLOODSHED, YOU STUPID IDIOT!
James Peters: Holly Arrow setting up the table in the ring. Mary hasn’t moved and Holly is dragging Mary’s almost lifeless body onto the table. SHE WANTS TO OUT MARY THROUGH THE TABLE! Holly is now climbing to the top rope. HOLLY ARROW GEARS UP AND FLIES!! HOLLY LOOKING FOR THE HOLLY-GO-ROUND!!
(CRASH!!)
Rich Russillo: HOW THE FUCK DID SHE DO THAT? MARY S. ATLAS ROLLED OFF THE TABLE AT THE VERY LAST SECOND! HOLLY BARELY FINISHED THE SOMERSAULT OF THE HOLLY GO ROUND BEFORE CRASHING HERSELF ASS FIRST THROUGH THE TABLE!! HOLLY DIDN’T LIKE THAT LANDING!! HOLLY IS GRIMACING IN PAIN AS MARY CRAWLS OVER AND CATCHES HOLLY IN A CRUCIFIX! HOLLY ROLLED UP AND HER SHOULDERS ARE DOWN! MARY IS LOOKING TO STEAL IT!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!
THHHHHHRREEEEEEEE!!!
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James Peters: HOLLY ARROW KICKS OUT!! THAT MISTAKE ALMOST COST HOLLY ARROW THE MATCH! HOLLY ROLLS THROUGH THE PIN AND NOW IS BACK TO HER KNEES, BUT SO IS MARY!! LOOK AT THE FACE OF MARY! SHE IS GLARING A HOLE RIGHT THROUGH HOLLY ARROW!! MARY’S HURT, MARY’S BLEEDING, AND MARY IS PISSED! THE TWO WOMEN ARE LOCKING EYES AND MARY JUST SLAPPED HOLLY ACROSS THE FACE!! MARY JUST FOUND HER SECOND WIND AS SHE JUST LUNGED AT HOLLY ARROW!! MARY IS HAMMERING LEFTS AND RIGHTS INTO THE SKULL OF HOLLY!! LISTEN TO THE CROWD!! THEY ARE CHEERING LOUDLY FOR MARY S. ATLAS!!
Persephone: The crowd is just as dumb as she is! They just relate well to each other.
Rich Russillo: MARY FINALLY STOPS THE PUNCHES AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!! She’s hanging onto the ring apron so she can keep her balance before she walks over to the fans to get herself another weapon. She looks around at all the possibilities before she grabs…A FORK! LOOK AT THE EYES OF MARY! GOOD-NATURED MARY S. ATLAS HAS EVIL INTENTIONS ON HER MIND! SHE ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING STANDING BEHIND HOLLY, BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT! MARY GRABS HOLLY AND USES HER LEGS TO DO A FIGURE FOUR CHOKE AROUND THE NECK OF HOLLY!! HOLLY IS NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS!!
Persephone: YES! YES! DO IT! CAN’T BEAT A CLASSIC! LET THE BLOOD FLOW!! COME ON!!
James Peters: YOU JUST GOT YOUR WISH!! MARY S. ATLAS JUST STABBED HOLLY IN THE FOREHEAD WITH THAT FORK!! THE BLOOD IMMEDIATELY STARTS FLOWING FROM THE HEAD OF HOLLY ARROW!! MARY HAS HAD ENOUGH OF HOLLY! SHE WANTS HOLLY ARROW TO PAY FOR ALL THE CRAP SHE HAS DONE SINCE PAIN FOR PRIDE!! SHE IS STABBING HOLLY MULTIPLE TIMES IN THE HEAD AND NOW HOLLY ARROW IS WEARING THE INFAMOUS CRIMSON MASK!
Persephone: YEAH BABY! KEEP STABBING THAT STUPID BATBITCH, YOU OTHER BITCH! LET THE AIR OUT OF HER HEAD!! MAKE HER PAY FOR STEALING MY DRINK AND MAKING ME HAVE TO REMEMBER THIS ENTIRE HELLHOLE EVENT!
Rich Russillo: MARY TOSSES THE FORK AWAY AND IS NOW DELIVERING CLOSED FIST INTO THE OPEN WOUNDS ON THE HEAD OF HOLLY! SHE’S TRYING TO OPEN THE CUTS EVEN MORE!! LOOK AT THIS SADISTIC SIDE OF MARY S. ATLAS!! NOW SHE PULLS HOLLY UP TO HER FEET AND DELIVERS THE “SECTUMSEMPRA”!! ROLLING ELBOW CATCHES HOLLY RIGHT IN THE FACE!! MARY GOES FOR THE COVER!! SHOULDERS DOWN!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!
TWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!
THRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Persephone: SHIT! Batbitch kicks out again! Why are they doing this to me? Just stay down so we can end this horrible match and I go back to dreaming about my Rexy.
James Peters: You go ahead and think about Rex. The rest of us will think about this amazing match. These two Elitists are putting all on the line here tonight. Their literal blood, sweat, and tears. What is Mary doing? SHE ROLLED OUT OF THE RING AND GOES OUT TO THE CROWD AND GRABS A KENDO STICK!! THAT’S THE SAME WEAPON HOLLY USED TO COST MARY A SHOT AT THE NEW BREED TITLE! SHE ALSO GRABS HOLLY BATGIRL CAPE FROM EARLIER!! MARY ROLLS BACK IN THE RING AND STARTS TEARING THE CAPE INTO STRIPS!! WHAT IS SHE GOING TO DO? SHE GRABS HOLLY AND SHE IS USING THE TORN CAPE AND IS TYING HOLLY’S WRISTS TO THE BOTTOM ROPE!! MARY’S TIED THEM PRETTY TIGHT AND HOLLY CAN’T GET FREE!! MARY LOOKS AT THE PRONE BODY OF HOLLY ARROW BEFORE…
(WHACK!)
Rich Russillo: MARY CRACKING THE KENDO STICK ACROSS THE BACK OF HOLLY ARROW! HOLLY CAN’T DEFEND HERSELF SO SHE’S TAKING ALL THE DAMAGE FROM THAT SHOT! MARY S. ATLAS IS GONNA TAKE HER TIME AND ENJOY THIS MOMENT! HOLLY ARROW HAS GIVEN HER NOTHING BUT HELL, SO THIS IS MARY’S GOLDEN CHANCE TO GET HER REVENGE!!
Mary S. Atlas: (off-mic) YOU ARE A STUPID…
(WHACK!)
Mary S. Atlas: (off-mic) FUCKING…
(WHACK!)
Mary S. Atlas: (off-mic) BITCH!
(WHACK!)
Mary S. Atlas: (off-mic) I HATE YOU!!
(WHACK!)
James Peters: MARY IS PUTTING MORE FORCE BEHIND EACH SHOT AS THE KENDO STICK CONNECTS WITH THE SKIN OF HOLLY ARROW! YOU CAN HEAR THE SCREAMS OF PAIN FROM THE NOSEBLEED SEATS! IT LOOKS LIKE MARY’S DONE WITH THE KENDO STICK AND SHE IS UNTYING HOLLY’S WRIST FROM THE ROPES!! HOLLY IS ON HER KNEES AND MARY DELIVERS A BUZZSAW KICK RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF HOLLY! HOLLY FALLS LIKE A TON OF BRICKS! WILL THE KENDO STICK COME BACK TO HAUNT HOLLY AS MARY DRAGS HOLLY TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!
TWWWOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHRRRRRREEEEE!!!
Rich Russillo: HOLLY ARROW KICKS OUT AGAIN!! THESE TWO ARE TAKING EACH OTHER TO THE LIMIT IN THIS MATCH! NEITHER ONE GIVING AN INCH TO THE OTHER! MARY TRYING TO GET BACK ON THE ATTACK, BUT HOLLY WITH A DROP TOE HOLD, SENDING MARY’S THROAT INTO THE MIDDLE ROPE!! MARY STUMBLES BACK AND HOLLY ROLLS HER UP! SHE’S GOT THE TIGHTS!!
Persephone: It’s Bloodsport! There’s no DQs. Batbitch can do anything she wants as long as it ends the damn match! So shut your whore mouth!
ONNNNNNEEEEEE!
TWWWWOOOOOO!!
THHHHRRREEEEE!!
James Peters: MARY MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP! HOLLY TRIED TO TAKE A SHORTCUT, BUT IT DIDN’T WORK!!
Persephone: Just like Pain for Pride! :mjlol:
James Peters: Holly walks over to that set of light tubes and grabs one from the set and walks back to Mary as she gets back to her. HOLLY SWINGS THE TUBE AT MARY’S HEAD, BUT MARY DUCKS THE SHOT! HOLLY SWINGS FOR THE ANKLES NOW AND MARY JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY! MARY ROLLS OVER TO THE SAME STASH OF LIGHT TUBES AND GRABS ONE OF HER OWN!! BOTH LADIES STOP IN THEIR TRACKS AND WE HAVE A STANDOFF!! ARE WE GOING TO HAVE A SWORD FIGHT WITH LIGHT TUBES? EN GARDE!!
Persephone: Will you shut the fuck up with that shit? I hope to hell it’s not! This is supposed to be a bloodbath, not some stupid play fight at a comic book shop! STOP WITH THE THEATRICS AND JUST KILL EACH OTHER!! GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!!
Rich Russillo: AND HERE WE GO! THE SWINGING COMMENCES!! BOTH WOMEN ARE TRYING LAND A SHOT ON THE OTHER BUT THEY ARE JUST DUCKING AND DODGING EACH OTHERS SHOT! THAT’S ONE DISADVANTAGE OF FACING YOUR FORMER TAG TEAM PARTNER! THEY KNOW EACH OTHER’S MOVES INSIDE AND OUT! YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU WILL BE ABLE TO CATCH THE OTHER OFF GUARD UNTIL…
(CRACK!)
Persephone: Ohhh yes!! About fucking time! What were you saying, dumbass?
Rich Russillo:IT REALLY DOESN’T MATTER NOW BECAUSE THEY BOTH JUST CRACKED EACH OTHER IN THE SKULLS WITH THE LIGHT TUBES AND THEY BOTH COLLAPSE AND MANAGE TO HANG ONTO THE ROPES BUT THEY ARE BOTH STILL ON THEIR FEET, BUT THEY COULD BE OUT ON THEIR FEET!!! IF THEY WEREN’T ALREADY BLEEDING FROM BEFORE, THEY CERTAINLY WOULD BE NOW! FRESH WOUNDS EQUAL FRESH BLOOD FLOWING FROM THE HEADS OF BOTH THESE WOMEN!! LISTEN TO THE CROWD CHEER THIS AWESOME MATCH!! THEY MIGHT NOT LIKE EITHER OF THE TWO OF THEM, BUT THEY RECOGNIZE ALL THEY ARE PUTTING ON THE LINE!
James Peters: WAIT A SECOND!! HOLLY ARROW WAS LOOKING TO CLOTHESLINE MARY OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT MARY DUCKED HER AND SENDS HOLLY OVER THE TOP ROPE AND CRASHING TO THE FLOOR!! MARY LOOKING TO GEAR UP! MARY HITS THE FAR SIDE ROPES BEFORE SHE FLIES!! TOPE CON HILO FROM MARY!! HOLLY DOWN AND MARY’S LOOKING FOR MORE WEAPONRY! SHE FINDS…A PIZZA PAN? I MEAN WHY NOT? THE HOFFMAN ESTATES ARE ONLY ABOUT AN HOUR AWAY FROM CHICAGO!
Persephone:ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? WE JUST HAD MIRRORS AND LIGHT TUBES! NOW WE HAVE A PIZZA PAN? SHIT, THESE BITCHES CAN’T EVEN GET HARDCORE RIGHT!! AND THERE’S STILL A SLICE ON THERE AND IT’S PROBABLY GREASIER THAN SHIT! THAT’S SO DISGUSTING! I HATE THIS PLACE! I THINK I’M GOING TO PUKE!
Rich Russillo: At least she was nice enough to give the slice of pizza back to the fan. How about after the show we go to Chicago and get a deep dish pizza of our own?
Persephone: FUCK OFF, CREEPO!
James Peters: ANYWAYS…HOLLY NOW ON HER KNEES AND MARY CRACKS HER BACK WITH THE PIZZA PAN!! THE SAME PLACE WHERE MARY USED THE KENDO STICK! REPEATED SHOTS TO THE BACK BEFORE DELIVERING A FINAL SHOT TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD FOR GOOD MEASURE! MARY TOSSES THE PAN AWAY LIKE A FRISBEE AND ROLLS HOLLY BACK INTO THE RING! MARY LOOKS UNDER THE RING AND PULLS OUT A TRASH CAN! SHE TOSSES IT INTO THE RING BEFORE ROLLING BACK IN HERSELF! SHE POSITIONS THE TRASH CAN IN THE CORNER BETWEEN THE TOP AND MIDDLE ROPES!
Persephone: Fitting weapon. Time to take out the bitchy trash and go on to the next stupid match. Better yet, how about I go on to wherever my Rexy is!
Rich Russillo: Mary S. Atlas might have taken too much time on the trash can because HERE COMES HOLLY! HOLLY RUNNING FULL SPEED TO MARY, BUT MARY SAW IT COMING AND SIDESTEPPED HER!! HOLLY CRASHED HEAD FIRST INTO THE TRASH CAN!! I THINK THAT THE TRASH CAN WAS A DECOY! WHEN MARY MOVED OUT OF THE WAY, SHE GRABBED ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE LIGHT TUBES FROM EARLIER!! HOLLY STUMBLES BACK AND TURNS INTO MARY…
(CRASH!!)
James Peters: MARY JUST HIT WELCOME TO MARYLAND! BUT SHE MODIFIED IT! BEFORE SHE DROPPED INTO THE FACEBREAKER, MARY PUT THE LIGHT TUBE IN HOLLY’S MOUTH CAUSING EVEN MORE DAMAGE!! WE CAN SEE ALMOST IMMEDIATELY THAT BLOOD IS COMING FROM THE MOUTH OF HOLLY ARROW!! THE SHARDS CUTTING UP THE INSIDE OF HER MOUTH! SHE COULD BE CHOKING ON GLASS FOR ALL WE KNOW!
Persephone: Good! Maybe it will shut her up from now on! :blessed:
Rich Russillo: THAT MOVED CAUSED A LOT OF DAMAGE, BUT IS IT ENOUGH TO FINISH OFF HOLLY ARROW? MARY HOPES SO AND THINKS SO!! SHE IS GOING FOR THE COVER AND SHE HOOKS THE LEG! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
ONNNNNNNEEEE!!!
TWWWWOOOOO!!!!
THHHHRRRREEE!!!
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James Peters: HOLLY KICKS OUT AT JUST THE LAST SECOND!! WHERE THE HELL IS SHE FINDING THIS ENERGY TO KICK OUT?? I DON’T BELIEVE IT! NEITHER DOES MARY! NEITHER DOES THE CROWD!! THE FANS LET OUT A COLLECTIVE GROAN OF SHOCK WHEN HOLLY KICKED OUT! MARY S. ATLAS IS IN SHOCK!! SHE THOUGHT HE HAD THE MATCH WON!! SHE FALLS BACK ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A MIX OF FRUSTRATION AND EXHAUSTION! SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT MARY S. ATLAS, SHE HAS TURNED THE INTENSITY TO AT LEAST FOURTEEN! SHE IS OPENING MANY EYES TONIGHT!!
Persephone: Nobody cares!! It doesn’t matter how high the intensity is turned up, she still hasn’t won the match yet. Stupid bitch!!
Rich Russillo: BOTH THESE WOMEN HAVE GOT TO BE RUNNING ON EMPTY WITH ALL THAT THEY’VE DONE TO EACH OTHER IN THIS MATCH! REFEREE IS CHECKING ON BOTH WOMEN TO SEE IF THEY CAN CONTINUE! I DON’T THINK THAT THE REF WILL COUNT THEM OUT! THERE WILL BE A WINNER! HOLLY INSTINCTIVELY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AND CRAWLS UNDER THE RING! HOLLY LOOKS LIKE SHE WANTS TO GET AWAY FROM MARY! BUT MARY IS IN HOT PURSUIT!! MARY RUNNING TO WHERE HOLLY HID AND IS LOOKING FOR HER!! DID SHE FIND HOLLY? NOPE, BUT SHE FOUND A LADDER!!
James Peters: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? LOOK! MARY PULLED THE ENTIRE LADDER OUT AND LOOKS WHO IS HOLDING ONTO THE OTHER END! IT’S HOLLY ARROW! HOLLY BACK ON HER FEET AND THEY ARE SOMEHOW ARE NOW PLAYING TUG-OF-WAR WITH THE LADDER! WHICH ONE WILL WIN THIS EXCHANGE? IT LOOKS TO BE HOLLY!! INSTEAD OF PULLING, SHE PUSHED THE LADDER SENDING MARY BACKWARDS AND BACK FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST. NOW SHE IS MET WITH THE BOTTOM RUNG OF THE LADDER IN HER MIDSECTION.
Persephone: COME ON!! CRACK IT ACROSS HER SKULL, BATBITCH!! I WANT MORE BLOOD! NOW!
Rich Russillo: WE’VE SURE AS HELL HAD A GOOD AMOUNT OF BLOOD IN THIS MATCH AND IT’S STILL FLOWING FROM THEIR FACES! HOLLY KEEPS HOLD OF THE LADDER AND PUSHES IT IN THE RING! WHAT THE FUCK IS HOLLY DOING NOW? SHE IS POSITIONING THE LADDER ON THE BOTTOM ROPE LIKE A TABLE BEFORE SHE ROLLS BACK OUT OF THE RING! HOLLY DRAGGING MARY BACK INTO THE RING BY THE HAIR! HOLLY FOLLOWS AND SHE SLAMS MARY ONTO THE POSITIONED LADDER!!
James Peters: NOW SHE IS CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE AGAIN!! SHE WASN’T SUCCESSFUL THE LAST TIME, SO HOLLY IS LOOKING FOR BETTER LUCK THIS TIME AROUND! SHE LOOKS AT MARY REAL QUICK BEFORE DOING A QUICK POSE FOR THE CROWD BEFORE FLYING AGAIN! THIS TIME SHE HITS!! VIVA LA ARROW! HER VERSION OF THE SPIRAL TAP SENDS MARY CRASHING THROUGH THE LADDER! HOLY SHIT! HOLLY WENT FOR IT ALL AND IT PAID OFF BIG TIME THIS ROUND!! HOLLY ARROW PULLS MARY OFF THE LADDER AND QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER!! SHOULDERS DOWN!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THHRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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Rich Russillo: MARY GOT THE SHOULDER UP!! BARELY AND I MEAN JUST BARELY GOT THE SHOULDER UP!! MARY S. ATLAS WILL NOT SURRENDER!! SHE WANTS TO WIN AND SHE WANTS IT SO BAD SHE CAN TASTE IT!! HOLLY ARROW CAN NOT BELIEVE IT!! SHE IS STUNNED!! NOT JUST STUNNED, SHE IS PISSED!! HOLLY IS POUNDING THE CANVAS IN FRUSTRATION!
Persephone: That is NOT pounding the canvas! She is throwing a fucking temper tantrum in the ring right now! Come on, Batbitch! Stop being a big fucking baby and finish other bitch off! Anyways, Holly pulled Mary’s head up by the hair and slaps her across the face. What is Batbitch saying to her now?
Holly Arrow: (off-mic) WHY…
(SLAP!)
Holly Arrow: (off-mic) WON’T…
(SLAP!)
Holly Arrow: (off-mic) YOU…
(SLAP!)
Holly Arrow: (off-mic) JUST…
(SLAP!)
Holly Arrow: (off-mic) DIE???
(SLAP!)
James Peters: I don’t know about you, but Holly Arrow looks like she is about to cry in the middle of the ring. She is so frustrated that she can’t put Mary away. Holly pulls Mary back up to her feet and MARY BREAKS FREE WITH A PUNCH TO THE JAW! WHAT A SHOT!! RIGHT ON THE MONEY! MARY S. ATLAS NOW WITH THE APTLY NAMED HEADSHOT!! SUPERKICK RIGHT ON TARGET BUT HOLLY IS STAGGERED BUT STILL STANDING!! THESE TANKS HAVE GOT TO BE RUNNING ON EMPTY FOR BOTH THESE WOMEN!!
Rich Russillo: I AGREE BUT MARY IS GOING TO GIVE IT ONE MORE TRY TO PUT HER AWAY!! SHE IS GOING FOR THE SLEEPING ARROW! HER VERSION OF THE BRAINBUSTER! MARY HAS HOLLY IN THE AIR, BUT NOT FOR LONG AS HOLLY IS STICKING HER THUMB IN MARY’S EYE! THE MOVEMENT FROM HOLLY IS TOO MUCH AND MARY DROPS HOLLY BACK TO TO THE GROUND! HOLLY ARROW BREAKS FREE AND TAKES ADVANTAGE OF MARY’S MISFORTUNE AND GRABS THE FINAL LIGHT TUBE FROM EARLIER AND CRACKS IT RIGHT ACROSS THE BACK OF THE NECK OF MARY!! MARY’S EYES WENT WIDE FROM THAT SUDDEN SHOT!
James Peters: HOLLY ARROW ISN’T FINISHED! HOLLY LIFTS MARY AND HOLLY ARROW WITH A BRAINBUSTER OF HER OWN ON MARY! MARY DROPPED ON THE TOP OF HER HEAD AND SHE IS DOWN!! HOLLY GETS OUT OF THE RING AND LOOKS AROUND THE CROWD ONE MORE TIME TO SEE WHAT ELSE IS LEFT TO TAKE!! ONE OF THE FANS JUST GAVE HOLLY THEIR BLOODSPORT CHAIR!
Persephone: What an idiot! What is he going to do for the rest of the show? Stand the rest of the show? At least now the loser can’t steal it, take it home, get it autographed, and sell it on EBay for a stupid ass amount of money! I hate lazy people like that!
Rich Russillo: I DON’T KNOW WHAT HOLLY IS PLANNING TO DO, BUT IT CAN’T BE GOOD! HOLLY ROLLS BACK IN THE RING AND SHE IS PUTTING THE CHAIR AROUND THE NECK OF MARY S. ATLAS! HOLLY ARROW POSITIONED THE CHAIR JUST THE WAY SHE WANTS IT AND NOW SHE IS BACKING UP AND GETTING READY TO DELIVER WHAT COULD BE THE FATAL BLOW IN THIS MATCH!! HOLLY ARROW FULL SPEED AHEAD AND BAM!!
James Peters: LOOK AT THAT KICK! HOLLY ARROW CALLS THAT THE LAST SONG KILLS THE AUDIENCE!! HOLLY JUST PUNTED THE CHAIR WRAPPED AROUND MARY’S NECK! MARY ISN’T MOVING AFTER THAT KICK!! SHE GOT ALL OF THE THE LAST SONG KILLS THE AUDIENCE AND SHE MIGHT HAVE ALSO JUST KILLED MARY’S CHANCES IN THIS MATCH FOR GOOD! HOLLY COULD HAVE BROKEN MARY’S NECK AND SHE DOESN’T CARE! HOLLY PULLS THE CHAIR OFF HER NECK AND FALLS INTO THE COVER!! HOLLY BARELY MANAGES TO HOOK THE LEG! WILL THIS BE IT?
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!
TWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!
THHHRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
(“you should see me in a crown” starts playing again as Holly Arrow slowly rolls off of Mary to a chorus of boos from the crowd, but the boos aren’t as loud because of the match they just witnessed.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, HERE IS YOUR WINNER….HOLLY ARROW!!
James Peters: What a match we just witnessed between these two! The heart, the fire, and the desire shining brightly from these two women tonight. I could easily say that this was a career making match for both these women.
Persephone: Yeah. Sure. Whatever. It’s over and Batbitch won the match. Whoop-de-do!
Rich Russillo: I agree that Holly Arrow won the match and I will not take anything away from Holly’s victory, but let’s talk about Mary S. Atlas for a second! She should not hold her head in shame for one second! She gave it her all and she was dangerously close to winning the match on multiple occasions and it took a punt kick to a chair around her neck to put her away. I hope she isn’t too injured from the kick because this is just the beginning for the “Most Wanted” one.
(The medical team is rushing to the ring to check on Holly and Mary. Mary still isn’t moving, but Holly pushes away the med team as she slowly rolls out of the ring.)
James Peters: Mary and Holly most definitely lived up to the hype of this match and so much more. Fans were strongly behind Mary S. Atlas, but it was “Hardcore” Holly Arrow who picks up the victory here tonight at Bloodsport.
Persephone: You guys really need to stop calling her that.
(The referee raises Holly’s hand in victory before she pulls her arm away and slowly backing up the ramp looking at the medical team assisting Mary as the camera fades elsewhere.)
(The scene opens up backstage with Woogieman and his women chilling, having a good time enjoying Bloodsport and all the violence that surrounds it. They are all laughing and enjoying themselves when suddenly nearly everyone but Woogieman gets silent. In the distance a group of people in crew shirts are seen, and as the camera zooms in it appears that the shirts say “PETA” on them. Knowing one of the stipulations for tonight this can’t be good, but Woogieman still has yet to notice them.)
Woogieman: Yeah, I’m not going to lie though I’m kind of glad I’m not part of this and instead I just get to enjoy watching these idiots kill themselves and still not get half the money or attention the great Woog does :mjlol2:! I just can’t wait to see the Piranha deathmatch, now that’s going to be something. I mean, PIRANHAS?!
(The women surrounding the Woogieman immediately facepalm, because just on cue the president of PETA, Ingrid Newkirk, and other PETA workers stop right behind Woogie after he made that remark and they can’t be happy to hear him saying that especially with him being their spokesperson. The women are trying to hint to Woogie that he should probably stop but he continues)
Woogieman: Like haven’t they seen the movie? If it was me I’d be worried about taking them down before my opponent cause I’d be damned if one of them bit me and ruined my beautiful face. I mean look at me. Luckily it’s just Ryan Wilson and some midget that wears stupid face paint anyway.
Ingrid Newkirk: AHEM
(Woogie turns around and is shocked to see who is behind him. You can instantly see the look of regret on his face after what he just said, although he should’ve known they’d be here tonight, horrified about that specific stipulation.)
Ingrid Newkirk: So you support this nonsense, huh Woogie? When we chose you to be the spokesperson for PETA we thought we made the right decision. We thought you’d be outraged and fighting for this match to be canceled and replaced with whatever other match this horrid place can come up with, that doesn’t involve the endangerment of animals. Instead you support it, and the only thing you are worried about is your “image” being ruined and after the remarks I just heard that’s something you’ll seriously have to worry about. I mean what’s wrong with this company? Wasn’t Chris Elite making two dogs compete in a tug of war enough abuse? Now we have Piranhas being used as some sick weapon just for entertainment purposes? I’m ready to get on the phone and have this event end before it goes any further.
Woogieman: :whoa: There is no need for that I swear! If anything it’s the Elitist in the match we should worry about, the Piranhas are going to be fine. It’s not like someone is going to pick one of them up and smack their opponent with it or anything of that nature. To be honest I doubt they’ll even be used, the name and the stipulation is just simply for dramatic effect and I assure you what I just said was to mock these idiot fans who would actually want to see something like that!
Ingrid Newkirk: Even if that’s the case they are still going to be used to bite one of those fools and not one of them look like they shower and with all this stuff going around imagine one of those poor things biting one of those disease ridden sickos. Also, this is EAW I wouldn’t put it past any of these sick people to do something like that. Why are you still defending this Woogie? You are supposed to be on our side, why aren’t you helping us storm into your boss’ office!? Maybe we need a new spokesperson. I wonder if that Myles fellow is interested.
Woogieman: Myles literally has a move billed as the “Kangaroo Killer” :wtf:! Look, you can’t replace the Woog. I am natural with this stuff; it’s just second nature to me at this point. Who else do you have in mind to replace me, huh? Is Jake Smith gonna be your mascot? He might as well be since he’s the size of a poodle! You have to think smarter than this, it’s been a while since you’ve gotten bad reviews or whatever the case might be for an ad right? I mean at least since I’ve been the spokesperson. You let someone like Jake do that and you’ll be getting roasted on Twitter again like y’all did for disrespecting Steve Irwin. Have you not seen WatchMojo top ten worst PETA ads? I mean they even had honorable mentions! You put anyone else but this handsome face, they’ll be able to make a sequel of that video!
Ingrid Newkirk: Well they also have a video of times things went too far, those also had honorable mentions :kyrie:
Woogieman: Exactly and plus Piranhas aren’t even that bad. You know movies exaggerate everything and if you don’t believe me I’ll prove it to you. Can one of you fine ladies get that Piranha I stol- I mean, borrowed earlier out of my bag.
Ingrid Newkirk: //media.discordapp.net/attachments/359791071422709761/876168407010127902/image0.gif
(One of Woogies ladies brings him something round that is covered by a towel or something. When she hands it to him he takes it off and reveals it is a fish tank you’d win from a fair or something with a Piranha inside of it. Ingrid and the rest of the workers for PETA seem confused and concerned about how he was able to acquire that and why it’s in a fish bowl)
Ingrid Newkirk: Why… why do you have that? Give it to me right now.
Woogieman: Now hold on a second, Ingrid. The Woogieman didn’t say that you could touch his Piranha. In fact, I took this Piranha because I wanted to see how dangerous these things actually are. I still say this match is for dramatic effect and I don’t think these fish can harm anyone, which means in return, I don’t believe anyone will be able to harm these fish.
Ingrid Newkirk: Now Woogie… I am going to need you to give me that Piranha because I don’t like where this is going at all.
Woogieman: It’s fine. Look, I’ll show that these little fishes aren’t dangerous to the competirors.
Ingrid Newkirk: I am not here because I care about Alex Myers and that dum Ryan Wilson who had the nerve to mention our name in one of his promotion videos.
Woogieman: Well if you are so concerned with the fact piranhas are being used in a deathmatch then we should test them to see if they should be used going forward.
Ingrid Newkirk: THEY SHOULD NOT BE USED GOING FORWARD!
Woogieman: I guess we will find out. I am going to prove to you, and everyone else these things aren’t dangerous by swallowing it! And look on the bright side, once I prove that, I bet EAW will never use them in another match again.
(Everyone’s face turns to shock and confusion meanwhile someone walking behind the camera man lets out an “Ay fucking yo” since they most likely missed part of the conversation. Woogieman then pulls the Piranha out of the fish bowl getting ready to swallow it whole)
Ingrid Newkirk: Woogie I’m telling you this isn’t a great idea you should really think this over. I mean come on swallowing a piranha? That’s insane Woogie? I get it we won’t replace you as the PETA Spokesperson just please don’t do this. It’s not going to be good for the fish or for you…
Woogieman: Nope, I’ve already pulled it out of its bowl and once it’s out it doesn’t go back in until it’s done. My mind is made up and I am going to swallow this Piranha whole those crazy frat kids thought swallowing a goldfish was cool? Well I’m about to change the game with this one! Is everyone ready for the most badass thing that’ll be done on this whole entire show?
Ingrid Newkirk: :lupe: !!!
Cameraman: :adpeek:
Woogies Bitches: 😍😍🤤 what a hero!!!
(Woogieman than proceeds to dangle the Piranha above his mouth before dropping it in and literally swallowing it whole it takes a while but he finally gets it done straight face and everything to assert his dominance one of the PETA workers have fainted from seeing such a thing and everyone else is either confused, shocked and mesmerized by watching Woogie swallow a Piranha he finally finishes and lets out a huge burp)
Woogieman: See nothing to worry about, they’re just for show, just to add some dramatic effect to the match man you’ll be fine. PETA will be fine because they are here to protect our animals at any cost! Donate to PETA now and get half off on the next Vegan meal from any restaurant! See? I even added a little plug.
(The President of PETA and the rest of the reps are not impressed. Indgrid doesn’t even know what to say and just storms off. As they all leave, Woogie feels a sharp pain in his stomach.)
Woogieman: OUCH! Finally they left. I think this little bastard just bit me from the inside. I need to get in contact with Dr.Bethany! I’ll see you guys later!
(The bitches look on concerned for Woogie knowing he was just holding in the pain long enough to get rid of the President of PETA the camera fades as you can see Woogie struggling to walk off.)
(“New World Torture” by While She Sleeps begins to blast through the speakers of Now Arena. The crowd give a mixed reception as ‘The King of Pain,’ Alex Myers comes out with a steel chair in their possession. They know what’s on the line and the opponent that they are dealing with, so why not bring the weapons out?)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS A PIRANHA DEATHMATCH AND IT’S FOR THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP! THE WAY TO WIN THE MATCH IS BY PLACING YOUR OPPONENT’S HEAD UNDERNEATH THE TANK OF PIRANHAS FOR TEN SECONDS!!!! INTRODUCING FIRST…THE CHALLENGER…FROM SEATTLE, WASHINGTON…WEIGHING IN 170 POUNDS…THEY ARE ‘THE KING OF PAIN’… ALEX MYERS!!!!!!!
James Peters: Alex Myers defeated Mary S.Atlas a few weeks ago on Voltage to earn themselves a shot at Ryan Wilson’s New Breed Championship. With these two twisted individuals, is there any type of stipulation that can keep these two grounded?
Rich Russillo: A Piranha Deathmatch?!?! This is a match that we’ve seen once or twice in the independent wrestling scene, but EAW is going to place a couple of twists into the match. One of them is the multiple tanks in this match. There’s one in front of us that’s the normal tank that you would buy for your fish. But, the ones on the sides of the stage?! Twenty-five feet deep aquarium tanks with hungry as hell piranhas! The second twist of the match is going to be instead of just making sure that your opponent is somehow in the tank, it needs to be at least their head. Especially, if you manage to come in contact with those bigger tanks near the sides of the stages!
Persephone: Are those piranhas REALLY hungry? :oh:
James Peters: Alex Myers has created some buzz around these parts, but this is the type of match that interests the fans because these two Elitists who love to inflict pain on their competition. They love to create a little hell, so I’m excited to see what someone like Alex does in this match.
(“They Only Thing They Fear Is You” by Mick Gordon plays as the crowd gives a mixed reception to Ryan Wilson who comes out with the New Breed Championship above his waist. Ryan is uber focused for his first title defense as he has his sets sight on his challenger in the ring with a steel chair, pacing around. In order to compete with Alex’s steel chair, Ryan has his barbed wire hockey stick with him.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT…FROM MONTREAL, QUEBEC, CANADA…WEIGHING IN 220 POUNDS… HE IS THE CURRENT EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION… ‘THE KING OF QUEBEC STRONG STYLE’….RYAN WILSON!!!!!
Rich Russillo: After a few years of being part of EAW, Ryan Wilson finally did it as he won the New Breed Championship at Pain for Pride in a Chained Fury match against Ronan Malosi! Ryan has made promises to be the fighting champion and to take on all competition! I don’t think that he’s shying away from a fight like this.
Persephone: Despite some of his mind games, you can totally expect him to not be a bitch and put up a fight. When it comes to defending that championship, I think that he’s really going to step up his game and not lose it in the first defense.
James Peters: Adding a title defense underneath his belt will provide Ryan Wilson with all the assurance that he was always meant to be New Breed Champion. Alex Myers is going to give the champion a fight of his life. This match isn’t going to be pretty, but that’s how we roll on Voltage! 💯
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: ALEX MYERS SWINGS THE STEEL CHAIR TO RYAN WILSON, BUT RYAN DUCKS AS RYAN SWINGS THE BARBED WIRE HOCKEY STICK TO THE SPINE OF HIS CHALLENGER! THE CHALLENGER DROPS TO THEIR KNEES AS RYAN CONTINUES TO SWING THE HOCKEY STICK TO THEIR SPINE!!! RYAN GETS IN FRONT OF THEIR FACE AND GOES TO SWING THE HOCKEY STICK, BUT ALEX CATCHES THE HOCKEY STICK BEFORE THROWING IT TO THE SIDE, BEFORE GETTING THAT SAME STEEL CHAIR THAT THEY TRIED TO SWING AT RYAN AND THROWING IT AT THE NEW BREED CHAMPION DIRECTLY TO THE FACE!!!
Rich Russillo: This causes the champion to take a step back as Alex Myers finds their way back to their feet! They get that same steel chair as they get begin to swing the steel chair, but Ryan Wilson ducks the steel chair as the steel chair hits the ropes instead! Ryan connects with a shoot kick, nailing Alex in the spine! Alex drops the steel chair as Ryan connects with another shoot kick to Alex’s lower back! Alex turns around as Ryan connects with a giant knee to the ribs of his challenger and Ryan begins to throw punches to the face of Alex, sending them to the horizontal set of ropes before getting a good hold of their wrist and delivering an Irish whip! Alex rebounds off the set of ropes as Ryan hooks Alex by the arm and connects with a hip toss!
Persephone: But, Alex Myers lands on their feet as they manage to counter with an arm drag on the New Breed Champion! Alex rushes towards the champion, following that up with a dropkick, nailing Ryan Wilson in the face! Come on, I’m just waiting for the piranhas to find their way into the match! :noah:
James Peters: Ryan Wilson finds himself backed into the corner as Alex Myers comes at the champion with full force with a flying forearm splash! Alex begins to connect with a series of shoot kicks to Ryan’s face and body! You can see that Ryan is trying to shield himself from the blows, but Alex is nailing the New Breed Champion with each shot! They take a step back before rushing towards Ryan with a clothesline! The clothesline knocks Ryan forward as Alex lifts up Ryan and connects with a ‘Regal Plex.’ They find their way to their feet and normally, it would be a scenario where Alex could go for the cover, but the match has to be one by drawing your opponent underneath the tank for ten seconds! Not to mention that there are piranhas inside that tank. :lupe:
Rich Russillo: The EAW Universe is going to be anxiously waiting to see those piranhas finding contact with one of these Elitists in this match. Alex Myers is on their feet as they get Ryan Wilson by one of his arms before bending it back…and Alex with a stomp to the bent arm of the champion! Ryan is clutching that right arm of his, but Alex looks around and spots the steel chair that they brought to the ring! Oh god, what in the world is he planning to do with that chair? :lupe:
Persephone: The challenger grabs the steel chair as they place Ryan Wilson’s arm through the opened hole! OH MY GOD, ALEX MYERS STOMPS THE CHAIR CLOSED! THE CHAIR HAD RYAN’S ARM INSIDE OF IT! :damn: :damn: :damn:
James Peters: Ryan Wilson is seething in pain, but Alex Myers gives another stomp on the steel chair! Ryan’s arm was still inside that chair as Alex takes a step back as the referee goes to remove the steel chair from the champion’s arm! The referee is asking if Ryan is good to continue this match, but you can see that the New Breed Champion is not going to give up without a fight as he slowly finds his way back to his feet! You can see the intense look on the face of the challenger! Ryan is clutching his arm while looking at Alex. The two men staring down at one another! Both men know exactly what’s on the line and will kill the other if it means to walk away with the New Breed Championship!
Rich Russillo: Ryan Wilson uses his foot arm to ball his hand in a fist and throws a punch at Alex Myers, but Alex throws a punch in return! Ryan throws a punch to Alex, but Alex throws a punch to Ryan! Ryan throws a punch at Alex, but Alex hits a knee to the ribs of Ryan before connecting with a side hand chop to the chest of the champion! Ryan takes a step back as Alex throws another side hand chop to his chest as that knocks him back into the ropes! Alex gets Ryan by his wrist and rebounds him to the other set of ropes, but Ryan pauses midway before countering the whip as Alex gets whipped to the set of ropes! Ryan runs for a clothesline as Alex ducks the clothesline before springboarding off the ropes and nailing Ryan with a springboard roundhouse!
Persephone: YAWN, RYAN WILSON GETS ALEX MYERS BY THEIR LEGS, PREVENTING THE SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE FROM CONNECTING! ALEX GETS SLAMMED FACE-FIRST AGAINST THE CANVAS IN A WHEELBARROW SLAM KIND OF WAY! With Alex in a crawling position now, Ryan gets his challenger by the waist before following that up with a deadlift German suplex, but Alex rolls themselves to their knees as Ryan turns himself around and nails Alex in the face with a running knee strike! Alex is knocked to their back as Ryan Wilson picks him up by the face, muttering a few choice words that could trigger Drake King, before lifting Alex up and flapjacking him to the turnbuckle at the corner! Alex begins to fall back, but Ryan gets Alex in an inverted fireman’s carry position before beginning to spin his challenger around like they’re a fucking top!
Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! ELEVEN!
James Peters: Ryan Wilson gently lets Alex Myers down to his feet! It seems like Alex is quite dizzy at the moment, but Ryan follows that up with a spinning back fist as that takes Alex to the canvas! That right there would be another interesting moment to go for the cover, but it seemed like Ryan is looking around for the nearest fish tank and it seems like he’s going to attempt to stick Alex’s head under the water for ten seconds! From what I could see, I think the nearest tank is going to be near us at ringside!
(James Peters would be correct as there is a perfectly conditioned fish tank filled with piranhas at ringside and in front of their table.)
Rich Russillo: Ryan Wilson throws Alex Myers through the middle rope as he crashes at ringside. Ryan rolls himself underneath the bottom rope, meeting Alex at ringside. Um, are we going to need to make way for these two?
Persephone: I’m trying not to make contact with a piranha, so let’s get the fuck out of the way.
(All three commentators begin to scramble for their papers as quickly as they possibly can and move to the side in order to avoid the potential collision that will most likely happen in a matter of moments.)
James Peters: Ryan Wilson gets Alex Myers to their feet as he gets the challenger by the nape of his neck and approaches the piranha tank. Ryan goes to dunk Alex’s head in the tank, but Alex uses each hand to place on the side of the tanks and stop himself from being drowned! THEY CONNECT WITH A BACK ELBOW TO THE FACE OF RYAN WILSON AS THAT CAUSES HIM TO STUMBLE BACK! RYAN GOES TO GET ALEX, BUT ALEX CONNECTS WITH A DROP TOEHOLD AS RYAN STUMBLES FORWARD, HITTING HIS NOSE ON THE EDGE OF THE TANK! Ryan stumbles down to one knee as Alex gets Ryan and throws him back! From there, I think that we can see that the collision with Ryan’s nose and the edge of the tank may have busted his nose a bit, but I don’t think that Alex really cares!
Rich Russillo: Alex Myers begins to unload on a series of punches to the nose of the New Breed Champion, busting it open even more! OH MY GOD, ALEX IS PULLING BACK ON THE NOSE OF RYAN WILSON! :damn: :damn: :damn: They have Ryan by the nose as they force the champion back to his feet! Alex gets Ryan and throws him headfirst to the glass of the tank! THE HEAD OF THE CHAMPION BOUNCES BACK, BUT ALEX GETS RYAN BY HIS HEAD AND DUNKS RYAN’S HEAD INSIDE THE TANK!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE–
Persephone: The referee is counting too slowly. 🥱 Ryan Wilson manages to get his head from out the tank! His face didn’t look like it was mauled by any of the piranhas, but he looks like a fucking mop at the moment. Ryan shakes the water off his head! Hey! Fucking watch it! I’m trying to look presentable! Rex could be watching the show! 😠
James Peters: I hardly doubt that Rex would be watching the show for —
Rich Russillo: RYAN WILSON SWINGS AND HITS ALEX MYERS WITH SOMETHING? IS THAT A PIRANHA? DID RYAN WILSON JUST HIT ALEX MYERS WITH A PIRANHA? :skip:
Persephone: We really gonna mess up that PETA deal are we? :mjlol:
James Peters: Well, it seems like Ryan Wilson placed the piranha back in its tank as he resumes his punishment on Alex Myers! He gets the challenger by their wrist and whips them as their back collides with the barricade! Ryan rushes towards Alex and nails them with a helluva kick to the face of ‘The King of Pain.’ Ryan gets them by the wrist and whips them towards the edge of the apron! Their lower back must be feeling the pain at the moment as Ryan begins to throw some punches to their face, hoping to weaken them a little bit! RYAN PULLS THEM CLOSER TO HIM BEFORE GETTING THEM IN POSITION AND CONNECTING WITH AN X-PLEX AS ALEX LANDS ON THE APRON! THEY ARE CLUTCHING TO THEIR LOWER BACK AS RYAN FINDS HIMSELF ON THE APRON ALONG WITH THEM! HE TAKES A COUPLE OF STEPS BACK! HIS SIGHTS SET ON ALEX MYERS, BUT I DON’T THINK THAT THEY ARE AWARE OF RYAN HAS IN STORE NEXT?
Rich Russillo: Does anyone? It’s Ryan Wilson! He’ll be as creative and innovative if he feels like it! He gets Alex Myers in a powerbomb position as the champion looks to powerbomb Alex on top of the apron, but Alex is trying to punch themselves out of the move! This causes for Ryan to drop them down as Alex falls to a knee! Ryan goes to pick up Alex, but Alex knocks Ryan back with a headbutt before pushing him spine first against the steel ring post! This knocks the champion to a seated position as Alex rushes forward, nailing Ryan with a boot to the face! Alex jumps from the apron and proceeds to go for the the bed of nails that are more towards the stage. I have no idea what they is going to plan to do with that, but it should be interesting.
Persephone: I hope that whatever it is, they terribly miss and we can end this match as soon as we can. Alex Myers is taking that bed of nails towards Ryan Wilson, where he just fell spine first on the apron! Alex rolls Ryan off the apron as he drops down to ringside! The bed of nails is placed on top of Ryan and what in the hell is Alex doing?!??! :dahell:
James Peters: Alex Myers is approaching someone from the EAW Universe and gesuturing for the weapon. I don’t think this is the correct match, but it should be quite interesting what they were asking for. It’s a … skateboard? Now, they are making their way up to the top turnbuckle and oh my god, is has their aim at Ryan Wilson who is still being covered by the bed of nails. :lupe: Alex is situating themselves on the top rope. Trying to get the right position for this next move! They is on the skateboard as —
Rich Russillo: ALEX MYERS OLLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE ON A SKATEBOARD AND SLAMS ONTO RYAN WILSON BEING COVERED BY THE BED OF NAILS!!!!!! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Persephone: Alex Myers just killed a man as the referee exits the ring to check on Ryan Wilson, but that must have been like eighteen feet up in the air or something??? I’m not good at this math thing! AND, THAT DIDN’T KILL HIM?!??!
(REPLAY: Alex Myers ollies off the top rope on a skateboard and slams onto Ryan Wilson being covered by the bed of nails.)
(It pans back to ringside as the referee manages to pull off the bed of nails from Ryan Wilson. There, you can begin to see the amount of blood begin to pore off his forehead. It pans to Alex Myers, who is shaking off their right ankle after nailing that ollie off the top rope onto Ryan.)
James Peters: I think that Alex Myers may have twisted their ankle after that ollie. Meanwhile, you can see the blood beginning to pour out of the forehead of the New Breed Champion. The referee is trying to get some input from Ryan Wilson as he uses the collar of the referee’s shirt to help him up to his feet! The moment that Alex sees Ryan on his two feet, they rush towards the champion, nailing him with roundhouse kick as that knocks Ryan down to his knees! Now, we see that Alex is looking at that tank that was introduced into the match and they have plans to place Ryan Wilison’s head inside of it!
Rich Russillo: Alex Myers has Ryan Wilson by the nape of his neck before getting Ryan and dunking his head against the piranha tank! The referee is going to begin his count now!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Persephone: FUCK! RYAN WILSON GETS HIS HEAD OUT OF THE TANK! :damn: :damn: HE JUST STABBED SOMETHING IN THE EYE OF ALEX MYERS!!!!!
James Peters: Is that the piranha feeding tube? Ryan Wilson just pulled out the tube that’s used to feed the piranhas and jabbed it into the eye of the challenger! This causes for Alex Myers to stumble back as they try to regain their balance, but Ryan connects with a superkick as that sends Alex down to to their knees! Now, Ryan places the feeding tube into the mouth of the challenger in a vertical position! Ryan is pulling something out of his boot! It’s a small bag! He opens the bag and are those thumbtack?!??! :dahell:
Rich Russillo: It’s a deathmatch, James. What’s a deathmatch without thumbtacks? Ryan Wilson begins to pour the thumbtacks into the feeding tube where it enters the mouth of Alex Myers! Alex is trying to shake out of the grasp of the New Breed Champion, but Ryan literally needs to hold down Alex’s face, so that all of the thumbtacks can get inside his mouth! HONESTLY, I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE RYAN’S GOING WITH ALL OF THIS, BUT HE GETS ALEX IN POSITION FOR A WHEELBARROW SLAM! HE HAS ALEX HOOKED BY THEIR ARMS! WHEELBARROW SLAM ON THE EDGE OF THE APRON AS THE THUMBTACKS FLY OUT OF THEIR MOUTH! :damn: :damn: :damn: Alex drops down!
Persephone: Oh god, blood is pouring out of their mouth at the moment! The move looked quite impactful as Ryan Wilson gets Alex Myers up to their feet and it seems like he is going to approach that same piranha tank to see if he can keep Alex’s head underneath for long enough to win the match! It’s just ten seconds, but it can also be the longest ten seconds that anyone has faced!
James Peters: Ryan Wilson sticks Alex Myers’ head inside the tank and it seems like the referee is going to begin their count now! Is this going to be enough?!?!?
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEV–
Rich Russillo: Alex Myers turns themselves around and JABS THE PIRANHA TO THE BROKEN NOSE OF THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!!!! I CAN’T IMAGINE HOW THAT MUST FEEL?!?!?
Persephone: Why don’t you tell me, Rich? Go and jab a piranha to your nose. :mjgrin:
Rich Russillo: On second thought, no thanks. 😃
James Peters: Ryan Wilson manages to rip the piranha off his nose and there, you can see the bite marks that were left by that piranha. The referee places the piranha back in the tank as Ryan goes over to get Alex Myers back to their feet. But, Alex shoves Ryan away from them as they try to use the barricade to get themselves back to their own feet! THIS CREATED A BIT OF DISTANCE BETWEEN THE CHAMPION AND CHALLENGER, BUT RYAN GOES OVER TO GET ALEX, BUT ALEX THROWS THE SKATEBOARD THAT WAS USED EARLIER IN THE MATCH TO THE FACE OF RYAN WILSON! IF RYAN’S NOSE WASN’T COMPLETELY INJURED THEN, IT SHOULD BE NOW! HIS NOSE CAN’T TAKE A DAMN BREAK IN THIS MATCH UP! Alex gets Ryan and throws him face first on the edge of the apron as Ryan stumbles back, failing to catch and rebalance himself! Alex then gets Ryan and throws him head first against the steel steps!
Rich Russillo: Alex Myers has looked amazing in this match up! They looked at the assignment and did it, but will they get a good grade on it?
Persephone: That analogy was fucking lame and it pisses me off that these two Elitsts can throw everything at each other and still, this match hasn’t ended via death yet. Alex Myers has something in their hands and I think that it’s a crowbar. I think that they may have gotten the crowbar from the underneath the ring. Normally, it’s used to take apart the wooden parts from the under layer of the wrestling ring.
James Peters: Alex Myers swings the crowbar against the edge of the apron, trying to get a good feel of it. They place the hook part of the crowbar inside the mouth of the New Breed Champion. OH MY GOD… THAT HOOK IS PULLING BACK THE TOP ROW OF TEETH OF RYAN WILSON! :yikes: I’M FEELING VERY UNCOMFORTABLE WATCHING THIS MATCH AS ALEX REALLY DOESN’T SEEM TO GIVE A FUCK AT THIS MOMENT. AS LONG AS THEY ARE GIVING RYAN WILSON THE MOST PAIN INFLICTING EXPERIENCE OF HIS CAREER, THAT’S ALL GOOD TO THEM!
Rich Russillo: Alex Myers takes the crowbar out of the mouth of Ryan Wilson. I really wouldn’t be shocked if Ryan walks out with a mouthguard or something of sorts on the next Voltage because Alex has put him through some hell going into this match. If he thought that this title defense was going to be simple, then he thought wrong. That’s the thing with the New Breed Division, they may have some of the greener talent, but they also have some of the hungrier talent who will stop at nothing to make sure that the New Breed Championship is theirs for the taking.
Persephone: It seems like Ryan Wilson is coughing up blood at the moment. I’m guessing some of the crowbar got deep into the gums and roof of his mouth. He is using the edge of the apron to help himself to his feet, but he is probably reminding himself that he’s experienced some of the more brutal matches during his time in the company. That’s more than someone like Alex Myers could say for themselves. Maybe, these two are probably a good match when it comes to the tag team tournament. Both willing to kill if it means to win in a way. :notbad:
James Peters: Good observation there, Persephone. I think that both are enjoying watching the suffering of one another. In about a week from now, these two will be tag team partners in the tag team tournament on Voltage. Who knows? One of these Elitists could end up as a double champion. Alex Myers swings the crowbar at Ryan Wilson as they miss entirely, hitting the edge of the apron instead! Ryan locks in a chokehold on his challenger as Alex drops the crowbar that they introduced into the match! Ryan is swinging Alex around before applying a sleeperhold on them! I think that this is a smart approach from Ryan. Can’t get your head out of the water if you’re unconscious.
Rich Russillo: Alex Myers finds themselves to a knee as Ryan Wilson sees that Alex is fading as the New Breed Champion releases the sleeperhold at the first sign of Alex fading, but Ryan takes a step back before connecting with a running knee, hitting the back of the challenger’s skull as he drops forward! Ryan picks them up as he grabs them by the wrist and whips them towards the steel ring post as Alex hits their forehead! They stumble back, but Ryan manages to catch them before connecting with a German suplex at the ringside floor! ALEX DROPS TO THEIR BACK AS RYAN GETS HIS HAND ON THE CROWBAR THAT ALEX GOT THEIR HANDS ON ORIGINALLY. HE GETS THE OTHER END OF THE CROWBAR AND AN JABS THE CHALLENGER IN THE RIGHT EYE! OH GOD, RYAN IS GAUGING ALEX’S RIGHT EYE WITH THE CROWBAR! THE MORE PRESSURE THAT’S BEING HELD, THE MORE BLOOD BEGINS TO POUR OF OF ALEX’S EYE! ALEX HAD THE FEEDING TUBE JABBED INTO THEIR EYE AND NOW, IT’S THE CROWBAR!
Persephone: These two are determined to kill the other, but I’m determined on this match ending. 🙄
James Peters: The referee finds himself needing to get in the middle of the altercation between Ryan Wilson and Alex Myers. The referee backs away the champion, who seems more than anxious to end this match, but you can see that Alex is shaking their head! Perhaps, the referee asked them if they wanted to throw in the towel, but Alex is aware of what’s on the line and what winning this match could do for their career. Alex begins to wipe the blood from their right eye with their arm as they try to find their way back to their feet, but Ryan knocks Alex down before unloading in a series of punches at the challenger! Ryan gets Alex up to their feet and it seems like Ryan is looking to connect with a powerbomb as he powerbombs Alex on the edge of the apron! Alex is clutching their back in pain!
Rich Russillo: Alex Myers looks for a brief time to recover on the apron, but Ryan Wilson is meeting his challenger up on the apron! He knocks Alex down with a somersault clothesline! Alex drops down to ringside as Ryan finds himself, recovering on the apron! Ryan rolls himself off the apron to retrieve his challenger, but it seems like he is trying to take Alex Myers away from the tank near our table. As you may or may not need to be reminded, but there are tanks on both sides of the stage that you could drown your opponent in. This allows for the match to be a bit more interesting and not limited to just one spot. Ryan has Alex by the nape of their neck and it seems like they are both making their way up the ramp!
Persephone: I hope one of these losers gets thrown off the stage and into the piranha tank.
James Peters: ALEX MYERS SHOVES RYAN WILSON AWAY FROM HIM AS RYAN GOES AFTER THEM! ALEX THROWS A PUNCH AT THE CHAMPION! THE CHAMPION THROWS A PUNCH AT THE CHALLENGER! ALEX THROWS ANOTHER PUNCH TO RYAN, BUT RYAN THROWS A PUNCH TO ALEX! THE TWO OF THEM MAKE THEIR WAY UP THE RAMP AS THEY ARE EXCHANGING PUNCHES AT ONE ANOTHER! RYAN JABS A THUMB TO ALEX’S EYE AS THAT BEGINS TO SLOW THEM DOWN! Ryan kicks Alex in the stomach as he pulls them closer and connects with a suplex on the ramp! Ryan gets to his feet as Alex is clutching their lower back! Ryan spots one of the piranha tanks at the side of the stage and it seems like he’s going to shift his attention to that!
(Ryan Wilson gets Alex Myers by their neck before walking to one of the sides of the stage. There, you can see a giant ass piranha tank that’s about twenty-five feet deep. From the revelation of the tank, the crowd begins to get anxious, wondering which of these men is going to drown here?)
Rich Russillo: My god, did Captain Charisma get an aquarium tank full of piranhas for this match?!?!
Persephone: This is fucking amazing. I want to see a bitch drown.
James Peters: There are referees standing on the outside of the tank as well as medically trained divers who are more than prepared to step in to help any of these Elitists out of the tank if necessary. RYAN WILSON GESTURES THE REFEREES AND DIVERS OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE THROWING ALEX MYERS HEAD FIRST AGAINST THE GLASS OF THE TANK! THE CHALLENGER’S HEAD BOUNCES BACK AS THEY FIND THEMSELVES IN A SITTING POSITION AS RYAN GETS ALEX AND THROWS HEAD FIRST AGAINST THE GLASS OF THE TANK! I THINK THAT RYAN MUST HAVE STARTLED SOME OF THE PIRANHAS! :lupe:
Rich Russillo: That must have gotten the attention of the piranhas, which was something that you did not want to happen. Now, it seems like Ryan Wilson is trying to make his way up the ladder and into the tank, but he is dragging Alex Myers along with him, but Alex drops down as Ryan is unable to support them! Ryan knew that there was going to be some challenge with getting Alex up there! Ryan tries to get Alex on his shoulders in a fireman’s carry position as he looks to climb his way up to the tank! Midway, you can see that Alex is beginning to elbow their way out of the grasp of the New Breed Champion! This causes Ryan to pause as Alex finds their way out of the shoulders of Ryan Wilson! They find themselves on the lower rung of the ladder as Ryan tries to kick them away!
Persephone: Alex Myers gets a good hold of the leg of the champion as they connect with a snap dragon leg screw as Ryan Wilson falls off the ladder! ALEX MYERS CLIMBS A COUPLE OF RUNGS OF THE LADDER AS THEY ARE LOOKING DOWN ON THE CHAMPION, WHO HAS NOT MOVED AN INCH! FROM THE LADDER, ‘DOCTOR SLEEP!’
James Peters: The diving knees to the skull of Ryan Wilson connects as I could almost hear the sound of the skull crashing against the cold pavement! If Ryan doesn’t have a concussion, I would be pleasantly surprised! The challenger looks down at a fallen champion before turning their attention to the giant tank! They need to stick Ryan Wilson’s head underneath there for ten seconds to win the New Breed Championship! They place Ryan Wilson on one of their shoulders and begin to make their way up the ramp! That’s going to be a twenty-feet climb to that tank! Heights should not be an issue for any of these Elitists!
(Alex Myers climbs up the ladder. It’s twenty-five feet, so it does take some time. The crowd is on the edge of their seat wondering if Alex is actually going to get to the top, but they eventually do. The camera pans to the top of the tank with Alex Myers and Ryan Wilson on top of it.)
Rich Russillo: Alex Myers throws Ryan Wilson into the water as he’s floating on his back, but it seems like Alex is not done there! Oh god, what are they looking at??!!?
(Alex Myers looks up to the extension of the ladder which is going to be another fifteen feet from the tank, so basically forty feet over all, but fifteen feet from the top of the tank to the top of the extended ladder.)
Persephone: Are they really going to climb up the ladder? :skip: Just drown the bitch and lets move on from our lives!
James Peters: Oh god, Alex is going to climb up fifteen more feet! They must be out of their mind to think about doing this!
(Alex Myers begins their climb of fifteen more feet. The crowd thinks that they are out of their damn mind, but they gotta give them some props for going the extra mile in this New Breed Championship match. Once Alex gets to the top of the ladder, their back is turned towards Ryan Wilson who is floating on his back in the water.)
Rich Russillo: Alex Myers from top of the ladder — ‘SINNER’S LULLABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ THE REVERSE FACING DIVING SENTON FIFTEEN FEET TO RYAN WILSON IN THE TANK!!!!!!!!! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Persephone: HA! RYAN WILSON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS ALEX MYERS CRASHES INSIDE THE TANK!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Ryan Wilson slams Alex Myers’ skull first against the glass of the tank! And again! And again! But, it seems like he is getting something out of his pockets! Are those handcuffs?!?!?
Rich Russillo: Ryan Wilson is handcuffing Alex Myers’ hands behind their back! Alex is trying to headbutt Ryan in the shoulder, but Ryan uses one of the cuffs to slam into the forehead of the challenger! He manages to handcuff his challengers’ hands behind their back! Alex has no way out getting out of the hold! This creates a lack of balance as Alex isn’t able to make themselves float due to the lack of movability with their hands! Ryan is trying to hold Alex up, but Alex begins to sink down, but trying to jump up for air!
Persephone: ALEX MYERS JUST SPAT SOME WATER ON RYAN WILSON, WHO DIDN’T SEEM TO LIKE THAT WHATSOEVER! 🤣🤣🤣
James Peters: In response to that, Ryan Wilson dunks Alex Myers’ head underneath the water as they are trying to get their head out of the water, but Ryan seems to have a good hold of Alex’s skull! Ryan connects with several elbows to the challenger’s skull, hoping that it stops him from moving, but the referee begins to count!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!…
Rich Russillo: We still see that Alex Myers is scrambling for a way up, but Ryan Wilson begins wrap his arms around the neck of the challenger, keeping them under the water in the process! He wraps his legs around the waist of Alex and it seems like he’s doing that to put on as much weight on the challenger. The more weight Alex has, the more likely they will sink! That’s smart from the New Breed Champion!
Referee: …SIX!…SEVEN!…EIGHT!…
Persephone: Guys, I don’t see any scrambling or moving from Alex Myers. You can see the evil grin on the champions’ face as he notices that Alex is out of it.
Referee: NINE!….TEN!…RING THE BELL!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“The Only Thing They Fear Is You” plays once again as the crowd showers Ryan Wilson with a mixed reception as it takes some time for him to get out of the hold that he had on Alex Myers, but eventually does.)
Bella Braxton: THE WINNER AND STILL EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION…RYAN WILSON!!!!!
James Peters: What the hell did we just witness? This seemed like a brutal war between these two New Breeds! Both of them got their shots in, but it was Ryan Wilson who stands tall and retains his New Breed Championship.
Rich Russillo: Alex Myers had some amazing moments in this match. I really thought the ‘Sinner’s Lullibuy’ onto Ryan Wilson in the tank was going to secure them the New Breed Championship! But, the champion waited for his time to strike and when he did, it was over for the challenger, who delivered in the most amazing way possible!
Persephone: I’m glad that it’s over, but the ending of the match was kind cool with Ryan Wilson applying a sleeperhold with a legscissors on Alex Myers in order to keep them down in the water.
(The piranhas are more than ready to attack, but the medical personal escort both men out of the tank before they are able to do so. The medical personal is helping Alex Myers out as they are still unconscious. Ryan Wilson is sat on the tank. One leg inside and the other leg out as he wears his New Breed Championship on his shoulder.)
James Peters: If this is the quality that we could expect from someone like Ryan Wilson, then I think that his reign is going to be interesting to watch! Congratulations to Ryan Wilson!
(The last shot is of Ryan Wilson raising the New Breed Championship high in the air.)
(Bloodsport fades out to a long shot of the crowd, before displaying the following match graphic on the screen.)
(The show then fades elsewhere…)
[SCREENBAR – Chicago, Illinois.]
(The EAW Broadcast would begin to fade back into view, transitioning to a drone shot of the beautiful skyscrapers of Chicago, panning across the skyline, completely lighting it up. We pan over to a view of the streets, families walking down the sidewalk, minding their own business, or enjoying themselves, either making their way home, to a restaurant, or to work. The camera then transitions one more time, as it fades to a street sign reading “N Wells St” before it pans down to show yellow tape with black strips & text. Construction tape, warning citizens not to cross through.)
James Peters: Beautiful scenery.
(Again, panning elsewhere, the camera is now seen over the tape, with a blurred lens, before coming into focus as we see someone walking towards the tape wearing a jacket, hood up, obscuring their fade. Then place their hand on the tape, before stepping over the top, despite the warning, showing off a hole in the center of the road, along with exposed pipes. The hooded figure looks around, as they lift up their left hand; holding up a piece of paper. A car drives behind them, and the headlight makes their face visible; showing Raven Roberts to be the one underneath the hood. The camera pans down to the note, showing what the writing contains.)
(CONSTRUCTION TAPE, FIRST ALLEYWAY YOU SEE. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE [fucking bitch.])
James Peters: Not-so beautiful message. :lupe:
(Raven sighs at the message, shaking her head, before she continues to walk forward.)
James Peters: Well, it seems that Jake Smith has organized exactly where they’d be meeting, no surprise there given his quest for superiority, and Raven Roberts has arrived at the scene!
Rich Russillo: But where the hell is Jake? What if that dude is making her wait there or something so he can attack her from behind? I’m an intellectual, just like he is, and that seems like a perfectly reasonable explanation!
James Peters: :wow: We’ll see where he is soon enough, I don’t think he’d give her directions to absolutely nowhere, in a match he most likely wants.
(Raven turns into the alleyway, as she begins to slow her footsteps, in case, as Rich predicted, Jake was going to sneak attack her like a bozo. The camera cuts to a shot of her foot stepping into a puddle, before a gust of wind is heard. Raven looks around the alleyway, up and down, until something is thrown into a trash can beside her. Raven turns her head, as a rock rolls towards her feet from the trash can. Bending down, she grabs the rock, noticing ANOTHER note…)
(THIS ROCK HAS NOW TOUCHED TRASH TWICE.)
Raven Roberts: :francis:
James Peters: :dahell: What the hell is this man doing??
???: OVER HERE, YOU PATHETIC WASTE OF SPACE!
(Raven looks up once more, clearly tired of these mindgames, before turning around to where the voice came from…)
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(Jake Smith peeks his head from behind the wall of a building, somewhat hidden by the darkness, before he steps out with a giant shit-eating grin on his face, his ‘Industry Ruler’ Ruler in his hand, and a referee behind him wearing a Jake Smith-inspired referee shirt, probably by force.)
Raven Roberts: Well… are you ready?
Jake Smith: :mjlol2:! Ready? For what?
(Raven slowly pulls off her hoodie, and as she does so Jake Smith’s head tilts, and his eyes show confusion. Raven reveals two Escrima Sticks stuck into her jeans; pulling them out, ready to use on Jake Smith…)
Jake Smith: Now… this looks familiar! :whoa:
Persephone: Great, now he’s nerding out.
(Jake looks down at his ruler, before shaking his head. He then begins to move towards Raven Roberts…)
James Peters: Well it seems Jake Smith was regretting not bringing something a lot more brutal, as he has that wooden meter-ruler in hand, but regardless he charges towards Raven Roberts! Raven charges too, before they swing their weapons at the same time! The Escrima Stick bounces off the ruler, before she goes for the legs- however Jake has it countered, jumping in the air before swinging at Raven’s head! But Raven manages to duck, as she pokes the head of the stick straight into Jake’s stomach! He bends down, and she swings for the head- but he sidesteps!
Rich Russillo: I don’t know why they’re playing Star Wars in a wrestling match, but go ahead! Jake pulls the Ruler over Raven’s neck, before trying to choke her out! Jake almost lifts her completely off the ground, but Raven manages to kick her legs down! She throws her body forward, sending Jake stumbling straight into a wall, featuring street art for the rapper Juice WRLD! Jake’s head bashes against the brick, before Raven swings her sticks at him once more- but he ducks, and they meet the wall too!
James Peters: And now Jake… He swings the Ruler straight at Raven’s head- But SHE ducks… AND THE RULER SNAPS IN HALF!
Jake Smith: :krabs:
James Peters: Jake looks down at his ruler, before back up at Raven; before she swings the Escrima Stick straight into his head! Jake has no choice BUT to take this, he can’t counter it, and he’s sent stumbling backwards! Raven then follows up with another Escrima shot to the back, this is now torture to Jake Smith!
Rich Russillo: Raven Roberts, who is fully trained in using those Escrima Sticks, now continues to wail into Jake Smith, hitting him in the arms, the back, and occasionally the head; until he’s lying down on the ground! She then transitions into drilling them straight into his torso- but somehow Jake manages to roll out of the way! Raven tries to chase after Jake-
James Peters: SUPERKICK! A superkick straight to Raven’s head sends her crashing and burning to her knees! Now Jake bends down…
Jake Smith: I knew this would come in handy…
James Peters: JAKE SMITH HAS THAT ROCK HE THREW EARLIER! HE TOSSES IT INTO THE AIR, CATCHING IT ONCE MORE, BEFORE TURNING BACK TO FACE RAVEN! OH MY GOD, HE SWINGS IT RIGHT INTO HER HEAD-
Rich Russillo: But Raven ducks! She manages to duck the rock, before laying into Jake with punches! He continues to stumble back, before one kick to the chest shoves him way out of the alleyway and into the open view! Jake hits a street light, before Raven charges forward… AND THE KITCHEN SINK CONNECTS! THE KNEE STRAIGHT INTO THE STOMACH MUST’VE DONE DAMAGE TO THE BACK AS WELL, SANDWICHING HIM IN BETWEEN HER KNEE AND THE POLE! JAKE DROPS DOWN, AND RAVEN COVERS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOO-
James Peters: But it’s not enough! As the referee almost hits his hand on the concrete for two, Jake powers out! Not enough damage is done to Jake, and he’s unable to be kept down for even a two! Raven isn’t entirely surprised though, so she looks to find a new method to keep him down! Raven Roberts stands back up, and walks towards the street light…
Rich Russillo: And now Raven… Begins to scale the pole???? Raven uses her arms and legs to stand up on the curve, before she attempts to shimmy up!
Jake Smith: :wtf:
Rich Russillo: But as Jake starts to get back up to his feet, he notices what Raven is doing, and quickly grabs her foot, and pulls her back down! She tries to fight him back, but it’s no use, and he gets her down to the ground! Jake swings that rock- but Raven grabs his arm, and swings him head-first into the street light! Jake stumbles away!
James Peters: And now Raven Roberts begins to walk forward, following Jake’s footsteps, as she looks to deal even more damag-
CRACK!
James Peters: OH GOD! JAKE USES THAT ROCK TO DAMAGE THE PIPES, SPRAYING OUT WATER STRAIGHT INTO RAVEN’S FACE!
Rich Russillo: That’s one way to get a girl wet. :whew:
James Peters: RAVEN IS TEMPORARILY BLINDED HERE, DUE TO THE WATER BEING SPRAYED STRAIGHT INTO HER FACE! I CAN’T TELL IF THAT WAS PLANNED OR NOT SEEING AS HE ORGANIZED THIS MEETING PLACE, BUT REGARDLESS, THAT WAS A NICE TACTIC FROM THE INDUSTRY RULER! JAKE NOW GETS BACK TO HIS FEET, BEFORE BASHING THAT ROCK RIGHT OVER RAVEN’S SKULL! INTO THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT A KICK OUT FROM RAVEN ROBERTS! I DON’T KNOW HOW SHE’S STILL CONSCIOUS, BUT THIS IS ELITE STEROIDS WRESTLING AFTER ALL, AND RAVEN IS NO EXCUSE!!!! SHE POPS THE SHOULDER UP, AND JAKE IS EVEN MORE MAD!
Jake Smith: :francis: You’re supposed to be weak, you little fucker.
James Peters: Jake is shaking his head at the kickout, he wasn’t anticipating that whatsoever, but regardless, he continues with the match! Jake grabs Raven by her damp shirt, before he begins to drag her away from where she was covered! He takes her towards a car… excuse me??? Is that a damn Tesla??? Why is there a Tesla here???
???: muffled BORK! BORK! BORK!
(Translation: Help it’s dark in here.)
Jake Smith: :mjlit:
James Peters: Well… that sounds all too familiar!
Rich Russillo: Jake grabs onto the trunk door, before opening it up… AND THERE’S JOSH! IN THE BACK SEATING ERA… AND WHAT’S THAT NEXT TO HIM??? IS THAT… A DAMN CROWBAR???? WITH GLASS SHARDS STUCK ONTO IT??? JAKE SMITH MUST’VE HAD A LOT OF FUN WITH ARTS AND CRAFTS :roman:!!!!
Josh: BORK!
(Translation: Next time open the windows a bit more so I can run out. :will:.)
Jake Smith: Good boi! pats Josh
James Peters: And now… Jake grabs that crowbar! There’s no way anything good could come out of this! Jake Smith turns around to face Raven Roberts again-
SNAP!
James Peters: WHA-WHAT!??!? WHERE DID SHE GET THAT!??!!? RAVEN ROBERTS WITH A STAPLER GUN STRAIGHT TO THE HEAD! REGARDLESS OF WHERE THAT CAME FROM, EITHER IN HER JEANS LIKE THE ESCRIMA STICKS, OR SOMEWHERE ELSE; JAKE NOW HAS A STAPLE RIGHT IN HIS FOREHEAD! HE YELPS IN PAIN, BEFORE CLOSING HIS TESLA TRUNK DOOR!!
Rich Russillo: AND NOW RAVEN ROBERTS PULLS JAKE UP AGAIN, PLACING THE STAPLER AGAINST HIS HEAD… SNAP! ANOTHER ONE RIGHT IN THE FOREHEAD! JAKE STUMBLES AWAY, AS HE TRIES TO PULL IT OUT- NO! ‘THE FACELIFT’!!! THE SPINNING HEEL KICK FROM RAVEN ROBERTS PUSHES IT IN EVEN MORE! JAKE FALLS TO THE GROUND!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
James Peters: BUT JAKE KICKS OUT! JAKE GETS THE SHOULDER UP ONCE MORE! RAVEN IS SHOCKED AS JAKE MANAGES TO ESCAPE, AND CONTINUES THIS MATCH FOR HIMSELF! RAVEN ROBERTS ROLLS AWAY FROM JAKE, AS SHE CRAWLS OVER TO THE TESLA TO PULL HERSELF BACK UP! AS DOES JAKE! RAVEN IS THE ONE WHO MAKES IT TO HER FEET FIRST, APPROACHING JAKE ONCE MOR- CROWBAR TO THE HEAD-
Rich Russillo: BUT RAVEN MANAGES TO CATCH IT IN HER HAND, AVOIDING ANY DAMAGE FROM THAT METAL THAT WOULD’VE SWUNG RIGHT INTO HER HEA-
SLICE!
James Peters: OH GOD! JAKE SMITH YANKS THE CROWBAR DOWN, AND THE GLASS SHARDS COMPLETELY SLICE RAVEN ROBERTS’ HAND OPEN! BLOOD BEGINS TO POUR OUT AT A FAST RATE, BEFORE JAKE CONTINUES TO DO THE JOB! CROWBAR TO THE HEAD!
Rich Russillo: AND IT CONNECTS! RAVEN ROBERTS INSTANTLY DROPS TO THE CONCRETE, AND JAKE HAS A SMILE ON HIS FACE! A TRICKLE OF BLOOD DRIPS DOWN TO HIS NOSE, BUT ALL IN ALL, THAT DOESN’T SEEM TO BOTHER HIM! HE KNOWS RAVEN IS IN A DANGEROUS POSITION, AND NOW HE CAN TAKE HER OUT EVEN MORE!
Jake Smith: What’s wrong, Raven? Who’s the midget now? You look awfully small down there!
(Jake Smith squats down next to Raven Roberts, as he uses the hook of the crowbar to rest under her jaw, lifting her head up to face him.)
Jake Smith: Don’t worry, wrestling doesn’t like you much anyways; you can be with your husband now.
James Peters: Jake Smith is mocking Raven Roberts, looking down at her barely-conscious body, after smashing that Crowbar into her face…. BEFORE HE DOES IT AGAIN! GOD DAMN, THAT STEEL RIGHT INTO HER HEAD, KNOCKING HER BACK DOWN TO THE FLOOR! JAKE IS BARELY STOOD ON HIS FEET STILL, BUT HE’S MANAGING TO ENSURE THAT HE COMES OUT ON TOP HERE! HE LOOKS DOWN AT RAVEN, LIFTING UP THE CROWBAR… but he… stops?
(Jake Smith looks up, as something appears to have caught his eye… and he smiles. He looks down at Raven, before lowering his weapon to the ground. Jake grabs Raven by her shirt again, and drags her over to what appears to be a window.)
Rich Russillo: What the hell is Jake Smith looking to do here? He approaches a window, lifting up Raven Roberts… OH MY GOD! NO! NO! HE PUTS RAVEN IN THE FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION, AS HE TURNS HIS BODY… MY GOD! FIREMAN’S CARRY SLAM STRAIGHT THROUGH THE WINDOW INTO THAT BUILDING!!!
(Raven Roberts smashes through the window, rolling into the building, as she’s thrown into what appears to be a table leg. A chair falls over, as Jake causes literal property damage. He smiles, before heading in. The camera then pans up…)
Rich Russillo: What the… Lou Malnati’s Pizzeria???
James Peters: :krabs:
(Jake Smith steps through the window, as glass crunches under his boot. He begins to walk over to Raven Roberts once more, before grabbing her by the hair.)
Jake Smith: I’m not done with you just yet. Where’s that L you’re supposed to be handing me?
SLAP!
James Peters: My God! Jake Smith just backhanded Raven Roberts, despite her being barely conscious; he could just pin her right now and get it over with! Put Jake isn’t doing that, as he looks to lift Raven Roberts up once more-
SPIT!
James Peters: OH GOD! RAVEN SPITS BLOOD RIGHT INTO JAKE SMITH’S FACE!
Raven Roberts: Fuck you…
(Jake Smith lets go of Raven’s shirt, clearly maddened by what she’s just done. He wipes the blood off of his face, before grabbing Raven again…)
Jake Smith: YOU BITCH!
PUNCH!
Jake Smith: I’M BETTER THAN YOU!
PUNCH!
Jake Smith: SO TREAT ME LIKE I AM!
PUNCH!
Jake Smith: THIS IS YOUR DOING! NOT MINE!
PUNCH!
(Jake then lets go of Raven Roberts, allowing her to drop to the ground. Jake then sighs, as he moves closer to her head, grabbing a lock of her hair.)
Rich Russillo: And now Jake Smith has evil intentions in mind! Jake lifts her up onto her feet, before resting her on the table! Jake then climbs up onto another table… MY GOD! NO! JAKE NO-
James Peters: BUT RAVEN ROBERTS ROLLS OFF THE OTHER END BEFORE JAKE CAN JUMP! Jake groans, before climbing off the table, and making his way over to Raven- GOD! RAVEN USING THE LAST BIT OF HER ENERGY TO DRIVE THE BACK SUPPORT OF A WOODEN CHAIR RIGHT INTO JAKE’S THROAT! THIS FORCES HIM TO STUMBLE BACK, AS RAVEN STANDS BACK UP, AND DELIVERS WHAT COULD BE A KILLING BLOW! SHE BREAKS THAT WOODEN CHAIR RIGHT OVER HIS BACK, AND JAKE DROPS TO THE FLOOR! RAVEN ROBERTS DROPS TO HER KNEES, BEFORE HOOKING JAKE SMITH’S LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT JAKE SMITH MANAGES TO POWER OUT OF IT! RAVEN’S BLOOD-COVERED FACE LOOKS TO BE CONFUSED AGAIN, BECAUSE JAKE IS SOMEHOW SUPER RESILIENT TONIGHT! PERHAPS BEING CLOSE TO A KITCHEN IS GIVING HIM POWER :mjlit:!!!! REGARDLESS, JAKE KICKS OUT, AND RAVEN DOESN’T BELIEVE IT!
Persephone: :mjlit: This is picking up.
James Peters: Raven Roberts rolls off of Jake, and gets to her knees, before slumping over against the wall! Those crowbar shots have still done some damage to her head, as they would anyone. Perhaps her vision is blurry, maybe a bit distorted, but she UNDOUBTEDLY is feeling a lot of pain! She’s simply resting now, as Jake tries to drag himself away, grabbing onto the ground with one arm, and pulling. He’s making slow progress, but as long as Raven is resting, he’s going to be fine!
Rich Russillo: Jake continues to drag himself away, as he eventually gets himself onto all fours, starting a crawl, albeit slowly! He makes his way over to a door, and tries to push it… but it doesn’t open! I guess it’s pull only! Jake reaches up to grab the door handle- But Raven is there to stop him, grabbing onto his ankle!
James Peters: Jake tries to kick Raven away, performing back kicks straight to her jaw, and it’s clearly effective! Her head is already damaged, and she backs away, allowing Jake to reach the door handle and pull the door open! Jake Smith walks inside… oh no… it’s a fucking kitchen.
Rich Russillo: :roman:
Jake Smith: :mjlit:
Rich Russillo: Welp, I guess I was right, Jake Smith has found himself a kitchen after all! I guess he feels at home! Jake stumbles over to the counter top, as he finds himself face-to-face… with a jar of seasoning!
Jake Smith: ????
James Peters: Jake Smith is either confused at the fact he’s never seen seasoning before… or he’s seen something IN the reflection, as he turns around to see RAVEN ROBERTS CHARGING TOWARDS HIM! JAKE SLIDES THE SEASONING ACROSS THE COUNTER, BEFORE LIFTING RAVEN ROBERTS UP INTO THE AIR, ONTO THE COUNTER! JAKE THEN SWEEPS THE LEG… DROPPING HER INTO THE BACKBREAKER! ‘WIDE AWAKE’ CONNECTS, AS JAKE ENTERS THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Rich Russillo: SOMEHOW RAVEN ROBERTS KICKS OUT!!! RAVEN MANAGES TO POP THE SHOULDER UP, DESPITE LANDING ON JAKE’S KNEE, THEN THE BLACK AND WHITE MARBLE FLOOR; SHE MANAGES TO KICK OUT!
James Peters: More great resilience put on display here, as this Chicago-Style Street Fight continues in a Chicago-Style Pizzeria! This time it’s Jake Smith in control once again, but what is he going to do in order to continue this matchup? He needs to finish off Raven somehow, and I’m not exactly sure how he could do it here, other than cooking her some food with his… notorious cooking skills, to say the least. Other than hitting a big move in here, there’s not much he can really do-
Rich Russillo: Or is there??? Because Jake grabs that glass jar of seasoning, perhaps it’s full of herbs and spices, as he makes his way back over to Raven! Jake kneels down next to her, but she goes to slap him- Jake catches her arm! He drops the seasonings, before laying into her with a huge forearm strike right to the jaw, sending her back down to the floor! Jake Smith remains in control here, as he grabs the seasonings once more, before standing up straight! Jake Smith raises them above his head, as he looks to throw them directly into Raven Roberts’ eyes, along with the damn glass-
James Peters: BUT RAVEN WITH AN INNER-FOREARM STRIKE RIGHT TO JAKE’S GUT, SOMETHING THAT WAS HURT EARLIER, CAUSING HIM TO DROP TO HIS KNEES! RAVEN SNATCHES THE SEASONINGS OUT OF HIS HANDS, BUT JAKE ATTEMPTS TO KEEP THEM! A TUG OF WAR ENSUES, AS THEY TRY TO GET THE JAR FOR THEMSELVES! JAKE TUGS, AND HE ALMOST GETS THEM! RAVEN TUGS, AND THE SAME THING HAPPENS THERE! JAKE! RAVEN! JAKE! RAVEN! JAKE…. JAKE GETS IT-
Rich Russillo: BUT THEY BOTH LOSE CONTROL OF THE JAR, AS IT FLIES OVER THEIR HEADS AND SMASHES ONTO THE GROUND, THE DUST SPRAYING EVERYWHERE, AND THE GLASS SHATTERING ALL OVER THE PLACE! JAKE LOOKS TO BE IN SHOCK, AS HE WAS PLANNING TO USE THAT AS A WEAPON-
James Peters: ‘BUT THIS WAS ALL PART OF RAVEN’S PLAN! SHE WASN’T LOOKING TO USE IT AS SOMETHING TO SMASH OVER JAKE’S HEAD; THIS IS WHAT SHE WANTED! ‘HUNTRESS BOMB’!!!! THE SIT-OUT SPINEBUSTER, DRILLING JAKE’S BACK RIGHT INTO THE GLASS SHARDS AND A BUNCH OF THE SEASONING! JAKE SMITH APPEARS TO BE IN IMMENSE PAIN, AS RAVEN KICKS HER FEET OVER HIS SHOULDERS TO INITIATE HERSELF INTO THE PINFALL! COULD THIS BE IT?
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Persephone: :comeagain:
Rich Russillo: JAKE SMITH MANAGES TO KICK OUT!!! SOMEHOW HE FIGURES OUT A WAY TO POWER OUT, DESPITE THAT BUMP HE JUST TOOK, AND AGAIN, HE’S BACK IN THE MATCH! RAVEN MAY STILL BE IN CONTROL, BUT JAKE SMITH IS STILL FIGHTING, SOMEHOW! PERHAPS IT WAS THE POWER OF THE KITCHEN AFTER ALL! JAKE SMITH CONTINUES IN THIS MATCH, AND I DON’T THINK RAVEN WAS READY FOR IT! RAVEN BELIEVED IT WAS OVER, BUT JAKE DIDN’T, AND JAKE’S WILL AND DETERMINATION TO PROVE THAT HE DOESN’T DESERVE TO BE BUMPED INTO REMAINS STRONG!
James Peters: Raven Roberts pushes Jake Smith away, crawling across the probably-dirty floor just to find something that will pull her up from her feet! She brushes the glass away from her jeans, before using the counter again to pull herself back to her feet! Raven is spent, worn out, due to the constant beating she’s gone through in this brawl, and she’s not looking to end it here! Raven turns around to go back to Jake- but… she sees something instead! Raven Roberts walks forward, as she reaches out to grab something in her hands…
Persephone: :oh:
Rich Russillo: IT’S A DEEP DISH PAN! A PAN THAT THEY MAKE PIZZA OUT OF, AND SHE’S GOING TO USE THAT AS A WEAPON! SHE LOOKS DOWN AT IT WITH A GRIN, BEFORE TURNING BACK TO JAKE! SHE QUICKLY RAISES THE PAN HIGH INTO THE AIR-
SLAP!
Rich Russillo: BUT JAKE SMITH WITH A SUPERKICK RIGHT TO THE JAW! RAVEN ROBERTS FALLS ONTO THE COUNTERTOP, BEFORE JAKE HAS COMPLETE OTHER IDEAS! HE GRABS HER BY THE HAIR, AND DRAGS HER… OVER TO THE OVEN??? WHAT IS THIS MAN GOING TO DO HERE????
(Jake Smith begins to turn the dials on the oven, possibly looking to turn it on and heat it up. After a few seconds of turning and dialing, Jake claps his hands, before grabbing Raven once more.)
James Peters: WHAT IS THIS MAN PREPARING TO DO??? MURDER? MANSLAUGHTER??? BURNING A MAN ALIVE??? I DON’T KNOW, BUT WE’LL SOON FIND OUT, AS JAKE GRABS HER BY THE HAIR, SHOVING HER INTO THE OVEN HEAD-FIRST! SHE’S GOING TO BURN! SHE’S GOING TO BURN ALIVE!
(And then…)
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James Peters: Nothing happens :lupe:!!!
Jake Smith: :comeagain: I thought I did this right!
(Jake Smith lets go of Raven Roberts, before he kicks the oven to try and get it working, to which, it does not. Jake sighs, as he beings to turn over to Raven Roberts…)
Jake Smith: Trust me, Raven, I’m doing you a favor… but first…
(…)
Jake Smith: Why do I smell smoke?
(BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!)
Rich Russillo: OH SHIT, THE FIRE ALARM IS GOING OFF!
POP! BANG!
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD, JAKE SET FIRE TO THE DAMN OVEN! THE OVEN AND THE STOVE IS ABLAZE, AND THERE IS NOTHING EITHER ONE OF THESE TWO CAN DO ABOUT IT! JAKE SMITH PROBABLY IS USED TO IT, BUT RAVEN ROBERTS MAY NOT EVEN UNDERSTAND! OR MAYBE SHE DOES…
Jake Smith: Welp, I guess we’re taking a detour-
BONK!
James Peters: AND NOW RAVEN ROBERTS WITH THE PAN RIGHT OVER THE HEAD OF JAKE SMITH! JAKE DROPS TO THE GROUND, AS SHE NOTICES THE FIRE LITERALLY BREWING INSIDE OF THAT PIZZERIA! LIKE ANY SANE WOMAN, SHE GRABS JAKE BY THE WRIST, BEFORE SHE BEGINS TO DRAG HIM OUT BEFORE THAT SHIT EXPLODES!
Rich Russillo: THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NO WAY THAT IT’S NOT GOING TO EXPLODE, SO I GUESS YOU’RE RIGHT, THIS IS THE SMART DECISION HERE!
Persephone: :nah: shoulda let one of them stay.
James Peters: Um.
(Raven Roberts is seen dragging Jake Smith outside, as the fire inside only grows bigger. She shakes her head, before looking down at Jake. Completely knocked out…)
James Peters: I can’t tell whether or not this is a pity look, or an angry one, or a bit of both; as Raven looks down at Jake with what appears to be a scum-scaring look. Raven shakes her head… BEFORE PLACING JAKE’S UP AGAINST HIS TESLA! OH NO, SHE TAKES A FEW STEPS BACKWARDS… ‘TALON’!!!! THE RUNNING CLAYMORE KICK TO THE SIDE OF JAKE’S HEAD, SANDWICHING HIM AGAINST THE METAL OF THE CAR! SHE SLIPS INTO THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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James Peters: WHAT!?!??! JAKE SMITH MANAGES TO KICK OUT!!!! HOW ON EARTH DID HE KICK OUT???? THE KITCHEN IS FOR REAL GIVING THIS MAN SUPERNATURAL ABILITIES, BECAUSE HE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO KICK OUT!!! THAT’S THE ACTION OF A MAN WHO IS EITHER SO DESPERATE TO WIN, OR TOO SCARED TO LOSE, BUT EITHER WAY JAKE SMITH IS COMPLETELY DETERMINED TO COME OUT ON TOP, AND IT SHOWS! THERE’S NOTHING BETTER THAN UNEARTHLY RESILIENCE!
Rich Russillo: EVEN RAVEN ROBERTS IS SHOCKED, THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NO WAY JAKE SHOULD HAVE KICKED OUT, BUT SOMEHOW HE DID, AND THAT’S GUT WRENCHING FOR HER! SHE SLOWLY ROLLS AWAY FROM JAKE, BEFORE SHE BEGINS TO CRAWL ON THE FLOOR! SHE KEEPS CRAWLING UNTIL… she… SHE RUNS INTO THAT CROWBAR! HER HAND LANDS ON THE END OF THE CROWBAR, BEFORE SHE USES IT TO PUSH HERSELF UP TO HER KNEES! SHE’S GOING TO USE THAT THING ON JAKE!
James Peters: I BET SHE IS, SEEING AS SHE NOW MAKES HER WAY OVER TO JAKE WITH THAT CROWBAR IN HAND! JUST LIKE HE DID EARLIER, SHE PLACES THE HOOK OF THAT CROWBAR UNDERNEATH HIS JAW, AS SHE BEGINS TO LIFT HIM UP OFF HIS FEET! RAVEN ROBERTS IS LOOKING TO END JAKE SMITH’S CAREER HERE, AS HIS HEAD IS AGAIN RESTED UP AGAINST THE CAR! RAVEN PULLS THAT CROWBAR BACK AND SWINGS… BUT JAKE DUCKS! IT SMASHES AGAINST THE CAR!!! THAT’S GOING TO COST HIM SOME MONEY!
Rich Russillo: AND NOW JAKE GETS TO HIS KNEES AND HITS A FOREARM RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF RAVEN! DUE TO THE DAMAGE OF THIS MATCH, THAT’S ENOUGH TO MAKE HER STUMBLE BACK, AND IT GIVES JAKE ENOUGH TIME TO SLOWLY RETREAT BACK TO HIS FEET! HE SLOWLY SWINGS ANOTHER FOREARM, THIS TIME TO HER HEAD, WHICH REALLY ROCKS HER! RAVEN DROPS THE CROWBAR, AND NOW JAKE IS IN CONTROL!
James Peters: JAKE SMITH HOOKS RAVEN ROBERTS’ ARMS AND LEGS, BUT SUDDENLY SHE BEGINS TO FIGHT BACK, WITH HEADBUTTS TO JAKE- HOWEVER IT WASN’T A BRIGHT IDEA, AS BOTH OF THEM GET AFFECTED BY THIS! RAVEN APPEARS TO BE THE FIRST TO RECOVER, THOUGH, BEFORE THROWING A CLOTHESLINE RIGHT TO JAKE SMITHS’ HEAD-
Rich Russillo: NO! JAKE SMITH MANAGES TO DUCK UNDERNEATH IT, BEFORE HITTING A HUGE SUPERKICK RIGHT TO THE JAW OF RAVEN ROBERTS! RAVEN QUICKLY DROPS DOWN TO HER KNEES, AND JAKE TAKES A FEW STEPS BACKWARDS! THE GENERATIONAL KING SPRINTS FORWARD, BEFORE TAKING RAVEN ROBERTS OUT COMPLETELY WITH A HUGE SHINING WIZARD TO THE DOME!!
James Peters: BUT RAVEN DODGES THAT! SHE QUICKLY SCRAMBLES TO FETCH THE CROWBAR, WHICH SHE SUCCEEDS IN, AS JAKE APPROACHES HER! CROWBAR SHOT TO THE STOMACH- JAKE BACKS OFF! SHOT TO THE HEAD- JAKE DUCKS! JAKE GOES FOR A FOREARM- THIS TIME RAVEN DUCKS!
Rich Russillo: AND NOW SHE PUTS HIM IN A CHOKE HOLD, AS SHE LOCKS IN THAT CROSSFACE CHICKENWING HOLD! IN JUST A FEW SECONDS SHE COULD TRANSITION INTO THAT CATTLE MUTILATION! IF THAT IS APPLIED, IT COULD ALL BE OVER!
James Peters: HOWEVER JAKE SMITH GRABS THE CROWBAR AWAY FROM RAVEN, AND GOES TO SWING- BUT SHE DUCKS!
CLANG!
James Peters: WAIT! THE CROWBAR HOOKS ONTO THE LADDER OF A FIRE ESCAPE! RAVEN CHARGES TOWARDS JAKE, SO INSTEAD, HE PULLS THE LADDER DOWN, AND BEGINS TO CLIMB! RAVEN LOOKS CONFUSED, AS SHE TRIES TO FOLLOW!
(Both Jake and Raven slowly begin to climb up to the balcony of a fire escape, as they take step by step, until they eventually reach their destination. Behind them, follows the referee, who appears to be afraid of heights. Jake is the first to recover, but takes a punch to the stomach…)
James Peters: AND NOW JAKE STUMBLES BACK, AND BUMPS INTO A WINDOW! RAVEN HAS HIM BACKED INTO A CORNER, WHAT COULD SHE DO?
Old Man: muffled GET OFF MY PROPERTY, YOU MEDDLING KIDS! snore.
Rich Russillo: RAVEN ROBERTS KNOWS SHE HAS JAKE CORNERED, AND NOW SHE BEGINS TO UNLEASH A FLURRY OF PUNCHES! HOOK AFTER HOOK INTO JAKE’S STOMACH, DAMAGING HIS BODY! THIS COULD BE BRUTAL FOR JAKE, PERHAPS DETRIMENTAL TO HIS END! HE DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE, AS RAVEN TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK…
James Peters: ‘TALON’!!!!
Rich Russillo: DENIED!
James Peters: AS SOON AS RAVEN GOT THE LEG UP, JAKE MANAGES TO DODGE OUT OF THE WAY AND RECOVER TO HIS FEET! HE WAS PLAYING POSSUM! OH GOD, OH NO! HE THEN PULLS HER DOWN INTO POSITION FOR HIS FINAL MANEUVER! RAVEN BEGINS TO FIGHT OUT OF IT, BUT SHE PRETTY MUCH HAS NO CHOICE! JAKE TWISTS HER…
Rich Russillo: ‘STARMAKER’!!!!
James Peters: ‘STARMAKER’!!!!
Rich Russillo: THE ROLLING CUTTER RIGHT ONTO THE METAL GRATING OF THE FIRE ESCAPE, PLANTING HER HEAD INTO THE STEEL! THAT’S IT, RAVEN ROBERTS HAS TO BE OUT! JAKE SMITH HOOKS THE LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Referee: THAT’S IT! IT’S OVER!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(A bell in the arena rings for mere dramatic effect.)
James Peters: Oh my God! Jake Smith… Jake Smith could’ve just murdered Raven Roberts! He spiked her onto the TOP OF HER HEAD, on that Fire Escape grating! The balcony made out of metal, that could be absolutely no good for her head, nor health! But more importantly… Jake Smith has won the Chicago-Style Street Fight, after fighting in an alleyway, in construction work, near car, and in a pizzeria; Jake Smith has come out successful!!!
Rich Russillo: And if the chip on Jake Smith’s shoulder wasn’t big enough, perhaps it’s even bigger, as he picks up another huge win in recent memory! There’s no way Jake Smith isn’t going to move onto bigger and better things this season, after picking up a huge victory at Pain For Pride too! So of course that chip is going to be bigger, because if it wasn’t? What was he even fighting for?
Persephone: For my enjoyment.
(Jake Smith slowly stands up on the balcony of the fire escape, as another drone shot is shown. Jake uses the stairs to hand his head out to the edge, before he raises an arm; metaphorically on top of the world, that world being, well, the side of a building in Chicago. The referee raises his hand, before Jake Smith begins to climb down that ladder, very slowly, until he reaches the bottom. He looks at the glass shard crowbar, before smiling, as he takes it off the ladder, and begins to walk with it; back to his car. Opening the door, Jake gets inside, as Josh is seen in the passenger seat.)
Jake Smith: Now… how about we get you some treats?
Josh: BORK! BORK! BORK BORK BORK! BOOOOOORK!
(Translation: NO! NOT MICROWAVED PIZZAS! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!)
Jake Smith: What a kewt lil’ doggy! pats Josh again.
(Jake Smith pulls out of the parking space in his Tesla, before he begins to drive off; straight through the caution tape, and out of the street. The final shot is a drone shot again, showing Raven Roberts still unconscious, before fading out to darkness…)
(A commercial for EAW Pet Babysitting plays, as Holly Arrow takes care of Josh, and an old clip of Mr. DEDEDE and Kimmy plays…)
( We fade back in to the next match graphic. )
(As the camera fades back to ringside, it appears the upcoming Scaffold Match has been set up. Far above the ring is the scaffold, where the match will start off, and already on top of the scaffold is a referee, who’s holding onto the railing at the end of the scaffold out of fear. Under the scaffold is a barbed wire net which is stretched out across the entire ring, and there’s another referee on top of the net, wearing protective gear as they’ll likely have to count pinfalls on the net.)
(The camera pans over towards a barbers chair by ringside, and the crowd begins cheering even louder as they know that this is the next part of the stipulation. Whoever loses the match has to have their hair shaved off.)
(Finally, the camera fades to Bella Braxton, who’s holding a microphone in her hand.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen…. The following contest is A CHAMPIONSHIP VERSUS HAIR SCAFFOLD MATCH, scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Bella Braxton: And it is for the UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
(“Dream In Drive” by the Oral Cigarettes hits, and the crowd begins booing as Hikari Kanno begins to make her way to the stage. Hikari doesn’t pay attention to the boos at all, and instead immediately looks up at the large scaffold that’s above the ring. She begins making her way to the end of the stage and down the ramp, and she looks at the barber’s chair that has the equipment, likely believing that it’ll be Ms. Extreme seated in the chair by the time the match is over. You can see the confident look on Hikari’s face as she makes her way to the end of the ramp, and finally she looks up at the scaffold, before finally beginning to climb up to the top of it.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first…. From Okinawa, Japan…. Weighing in at 121 pounds….. HHHIIIIIIIIKAAAAARRRIIIIII KKKKKAAAANNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
James Peters: This might just be the most personal match on the entire show. A lot has happened between Hikari Kanno and Ms. Extreme, and it all started at the Draft show where Hikari laid out the Champion right after putting out this challenge!
Rich Russillo: Hikari Kanno clearly isn’t afraid of Ms. Extreme judging by the month leading up to this, and seeing the look on her face I don’t think she’s too afraid of the scaffold either! That, or she completely understands that this is what it takes in order for her to become the Universal Women’s Champion.
James Peters: We know how talented Hikari is and we’ve seen IDOL-GUN accomplish great things in the tag division, but this is something else entirely,
Persephone: Who cares???? It doesn’t matter if it’s Hikari, her partner, or some other loser facing Ms. Extreme tonight. All that matters is that this is a scaffold match and someone is going to die.
(As Hikari waits on the side of the scaffold closest to the commentary table, “Throne” by Saint Mesa hits. The crowd explodes as Ms. Extreme begins to walk out with the Universal Women’s Championship. The Champion’s eyes are focused on Hikari Kanno, clearly not worried about the match stipulation whatsoever. These two knew what they were getting themselves into, and at this point their hatred for each other and their desire to hold the Universal Women’s Championship is more important than anything else. Ms. Extreme doesn’t waste any time as she makes it to the ramp, handing her Championship to an official at ringside before climbing up the ladder.)
Bella Braxton: And her opponent…. From Calabasas, California…. Weighing in at 135 pounds…. SHE IS THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION, MIIISSSSSSSSS EEEXXXTTRREEEEMMEEE!!!!!
James Peters: I can’t even imagine what these two are going to do to each other. A Scaffold match might’ve been the most fitting match possible for these two, but at the same time we know who these two are! We know that they’ll go to great lengths to put their opponent down, and in a personal match like this there’s no telling what will happen.
Rich Russillo: And let’s not forget, at the end of all this someone is going to be humiliated as they have their head shaved in that barber’s chair.
Persephone: I don’t really care who wins this match. The shaving is a bit excessive since the loser will probably be dead, but it’ll be funny watching one of these two go bald so whatever.
(Ms. Extreme makes it to the top of the scaffold, and the officials call for the bell as both competitors stare a hole in each other.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: AND HERE WE GO! THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH IS UNDERWAY AND MS. EXTREME JUST DROPPED HIKARI KANNO WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN AT THE TOP OF THE SCAFFOLD! HIKARI AND MS. EXTREME ARE IMMEDIATELY STARTING TO PUNCH AWAY AT EACH OTHER, ROLLING AROUND ON THE SCAFFOLD TO TRY AND GET THE UPPER HAND, AND IT DIDN’T TAKE LONG AT ALL FOR THIS TO GET GOING! HIKARI KANNO AND MS. EXTREME’S FEUD HAS BEEN BOILING OVER FOR WEEKS, AND THIS IS WHAT WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR! HIKARI KANNO VERSUS MS. EXTREME, WITH THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP AND THEIR HAIR ON THE LINE!
Rich Russillo: HIKARI KANNO GETS THE UPPER HAND AS SHE SLAMS THE BACK OF CAMILLE’S HEAD INTO THE SCAFFOLD! HIKARI KANNO PULLS HER UP, AND SHE GOES FOR THE BRIGHTSTAR, BUT MS. EXTREME MANAGES TO LAND ON HER KNEES AND PULL HIKARI KANNO DOWN WITH AN ARM DRAG! MS. EXTREME NOW PULLS HIKARI KANNO UP, AND SHE GOES FOR THE TWIST OF FATE- BUT HIKARI KANNO IS ABLE TO DROP MS. EXTREME BY PULLING HER LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HER! HIKARI KANNO NOW GRABS MS. EXTREME, AND SHE THROWS HER OFF OF THE SCAFFOLD!!!!!
Persephone: Stop overreacting you idiot. As amusing as it’d be to watch that adopted joke of a Champion fall to her death, Camille actually managed to just barely stop herself before tripping Hikari’s leg. Camille is beating Hikari down now, and I’ll be honest, this match really has yet to get going. I don’t actually care what happens to these two until someone falls to their death or they’re covered in blood, neither of which has happened yet.
James Peters: WAIT, MS. EXTREME IS TRYING TO SEND HIKARI KANNO OFF OF THE EDGE, BUT HIKARI IS JUST BARELY HANGING ONTO THE SCAFFOLD, BUT SHE’S SAFE! HIKARI KANNO MANAGES TO DELIVER A BACK ELBOW TO MS. EXTREME!
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme falls back because of the back elbow, and that gives Hikari Kanno the space to recollect herself and get back up to her feet, all as the Champion does the same! The scaffold’s referee looks worried after both competitors came extremely close to falling off of the platform, BUT NOW THEY’RE BACK TO THEIR FEET AND HIKARI KANNO KICKS MS. EXTREME IN THE MIDSECTION! HIKARI KANNO NOW WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION, AND NOW SHE BEGINS BEATING DOWN THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION, GOING OVER AND ATTEMPTING TO SLAM HER INTO THE BARS AT THE END OF THE SCAFFOLD!
Persephone: Camille managed to stop herself, but only before slamming Hikari’s face into the bars herself :yikes:. What are those made out of, steel?
James Peters: :lupe: Probably. If not that then it’s definitely something similar, and Hikari’s face was just smashed right into it! Hikari’s down on a knee holding her nose, probably to make sure it’s not busted- BUT MS. EXTREME IMMEDIATELY KICKS HIKARI IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD, SLAMMING HER FACE BACK INTO THE BARS! MS. EXTREME NOW BEGINNING TO STOMP AWAY AT THE BACK OF HIKARI’S HEAD, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S GETTING A BIT OF PAYBACK FOR WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK ON VOLTAGE!
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme pulls Hikari’s head off of the bars, and Hikari’s nose is busted open pretty badly! I don’t think that’s enough for Camille though, AS SHE SLAMS HIKARI’S HEAD BACK INTO THE BARS! If I was Camille I’d definitely go for a cover after that, but I don’t think she wants to let Hikari off that easy! Ms. Extreme now dragging Hikari away from the end of the scaffold where the bars for the ladder were, and she puts Hikari up on her shoulders! I think she might have an idea!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME CONNECTS WITH A FIREMAN’S CARRY STUN GUN, DROPPING HIKARI’S THROAT ONTO THE TOP OF RAILING AT THE END OF THE SCAFFOLD, AND SENDING HIKARI OVER THE RAILING!
Persephone: YES, THERE’S NO BARBED WIRE NET BY THE LADDER, SHE’S GONNA DIE!!! :blessed:!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO, SHE DOESN’T DIE! HIKARI KANNO MANAGES TO GRAB THE SIDES OF THE LADDER! HIKARI SLID DOWN THE LADDER A BIT AS SHE FELL, BUT SHE MANAGED TO GET HER FEET ONTO THE RUNGS BEFORE SHE COULD FALL DOWN FAR ENOUGH TO CAUSE AN INJURY!
Persephone: :wtf:
James Peters: Hikari Kanno wipes the blood from her nose before climbing back up the ladder, AND MS. EXTREME GOES TO GRAB HIKARI AS SHE REACHES THE RAILING, BUT HIKARI MANAGED TO PUSH CAMILLE’S ARM AWAY BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A FOREARM! HIKARI KANNO CLIMBS UP ON TOP OF THE RAILING, AND SHE JUMPS AT MS. EXTREME BEFORE DELIVERING A DIVING CLOTHESLINE! It’s such a good thing that Hikari Kanno managed to come to her senses in time there! If she didn’t then she would’ve fell right out to ringside, and I don’t think any of us wants that!… Except Persephone.
Rich Russillo: Hikari Kanno gets back up to her feet, and Ms. Extreme is trying to get back up, BUT HIKARI KANNO STOMPS AT THE SIDE OF MS. EXTREME’S HEAD! Camille rolls onto her stomach after that stomp, AND NOW HIKARI KANNO GRABS ONTO MS. EXTREME’S ARM BEFORE BEGINNING TO REPEATEDLY STOMP AT THE BACK OF HER HEAD! THIS MATCH IS STARTING TO GET REALLY NASTY, AND THESE TWO ARE STILL ON TOP OF THE SCAFFOLD! Clearly these two don’t actually care where it is they’re fighting at, they just want to beat the hell out of each other, become Universal Women’s Champion, and cause their opponent to lose their hair!
Persephone: Ms. Adoption’s probably been knocked out by those stomps, but it doesn’t look like Hikari plans to stop. She must have a chip on her shoulder the size of planet Earth seeing as her last free-per-view appearance was losing a title match to Harlow Reichert and Xavier Williams :mjlol:. Hikari Kanno drags Camille over towards the railing at the end of the scaffold, and she’s choking Camille using the railing :oh:!!!
James Peters: PERSEPHONE’S RIGHT, HIKARI KANNO HAS ONE OF HER ARMS UNDER THE TOP BAR OF THE RAILING AND THE OTHER OVER CAMILLE’S NECK, AND SHE HAS HER ARMS TOGETHER SO SHE COULD PRESS CAMILLE’S THROAT INTO THE BAR! THE REFEREE NOW FORCED TO GET INVOLVED AS THEY ASK IF MS. EXTREME IS GOING TO GIVE UP, BUT I THINK WE ALL KNOW MS. EXTREME WELL ENOUGH TO REALIZE THAT SHE’D NEVER QUIT NO MATTER WHAT! I don’t think she has much of a choice right now though! That’s a metal bar being pressed against her throat, she might end up passing out!
Rich Russillo: Hikari Kanno has quickly proven to be one of the most talented Elitists we have especially when it comes to her work with submissions, BUT MS. EXTREME MANAGES TO HIT HIKARI KANNO WITH THE BACK OF HER FIST! MS. EXTREME STILL HAS FIGHT LEFT IN HER CLEARLY! SHE’S NOT WILLING TO LOSE THIS MATCH JUST YET! MS. EXTREME HAS FIGHT LEFT IN HER, BUT THAT FIGHT IS SLOWLY DETERIORATING AS THIS MATCH PROGRESSES AND CAMILLE STAYS IN THIS SUBMISSION! HIKARI KANNO CLEARLY KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SHE’S DOING, AND THAT’S BAD NEWS FOR THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!
Persephone: But it’s good news to me, because these two still have yet to actually fall off the scaffold and kill each other, and if that’s not happening then this match might as well just end already. On the bright side, at least Camille won’t have to be awake while she gets her head shaved.
James Peters: I don’t know if she’ll be getting a haircut at all though, BECAUSE SHE JUST BARELY MANAGED TO GET HIKARI WITH A BACK ELBOW TO THE MIDSECTION, AND THAT ELBOW HIT HARD ENOUGH TO CAUSE HIKARI TO FINALLY LET GO OF CAMILLE! MS. EXTREME IS FREED, AND SHE QUICKLY TURNS AROUND BEFORE HITTING ONE HALF OF THE FORMER UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS WITH A FOREARM!
Rich Russillo: HIKARI KANNO RESPONDS BY KICKING MS. EXTREME IN THE MIDSECTION AND GRABBING HER IN A FRONT FACELOCK- BUT MS. EXTREME CHARGES INTO THE OPPOSITE END OF THE SCAFFOLD AND RAMS HIKARI INTO THE RAILING ON THAT END OF IT! The entire scaffold just started teetering because of that, and you can see from the look on the referee’s face just how terrifying that must be! Ms. Extreme and Hikari Kanno are clearly too focused on tearing each other apart to care though, as Ms. Extreme starts to back up before charging in!
James Peters: CODE RED INTO THE METAL RAILING!!! MS. EXTREME JUST SENT HIKARI KANNO BACK FIRST INTO THE METAL RAILING, AND THAT MIGHT’VE JUST KNOCKED HIKARI KANNO’S LIGHTS OUT! HIKARI KANNO MIGHT BE OUT, AND NOW THIS IS MS. EXTREME’S TIME TO CAPITALIZE!
Persephone: There’s really only two good options here. Pin Hikari and get the match over with, or toss Hikari off of the scaffold and kill her. I think I’d prefer the second one, but I guess both are fine.
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme pulls Hikari Kanno back up, and Hikari really doesn’t look too good! She still has blood coming from her nose and she barely even looks conscious, AND MS. EXTREME USES THE OPPORTUNITY TO TRY AND DUMP HIKARI KANNO OFF OF THE SCAFFOLD, AND I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE OPEN SIDES WHERE HIKARI WOULD LAND ON THE BARBED WIRE NET! MS. EXTREME IS TRYING TO DUMP HIKARI KANNO OVER THE RAILING WHERE SHE’D FALL ALL THE WAY DOWN TO RINGSIDE WITHOUT ANYTHING TO BREAK HER FALL, AND HIKARI IS BARELY HOLDING ONTO THE RAILING TO STOP HERSELF!
Persephone: COME ON!!! DUMP HER OVER THE RAILING! KILL HER 👏! KILL HER 👏! KILL HER 👏!
James Peters: HIKARI KANNO MANAGES TO HIT CAMILLE WITH A FOREARM AND PULL HERSELF BACK ONTO THE SCAFFOLD, BUT MS. EXTREME KICKS HIKARI IN THE STOMACH! Camille now grabbing onto Hikari’s arm, AND SHE SLAMS IT ONTO THE TOP OF THE METAL RAILING! Hikari Kanno is in a ton of pain, and she’s clearly still feeling the effects of the Code Red as she’s having some trouble actually fighting back! Ms. Extreme promised to tear Hikari apart in the build to Bloodsport, and with Hikadi in this condition she might be able to do whatever she wants to her!
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme grabs Hikari Kanno in a front facelock, AND NOW SHE LIFTS HIKARI UP-
Rich Russillo: NO! HIKARI KANNO PULLS HERSELF DOWN, AND SHE LIFTS CAMILLE UP BEFORE QUICKLY DROPPING HER STOMACH-FIRST ONTO THE RAILING OF THE SCAFFOLD! MS. EXTREME WAS JUST DROPPED ONTO THE RAILING, AND NOW SHE’S PRETTY MUCH HANGING ON THE RAILING! Hikari Kanno backs up, slowly getting back to her feet as she’s still processing the Code Red into the railing, and I think she has something on her mind! This really isn’t looking good for Camille!
James Peters: HIKARI KANNO CHARGES IN, AND SHE KICKS CAMILLE OFF OF THE RAILING WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE!!! CAMILLE FALLS OFF THE EDGE OF THE SCAFFOLD AND THERE’S NO BARBED WIRE NET TO LAND ON!!!!!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME JUST BARELY MANAGES TO GRAB ONTO THE LADDER AS SHE SLIDES DOWN IT, AND FINALLY SHE MANAGES TO STOP HERSELF! Hikari Kanno is taking the time to recover, and I think she’s a bit surprised that Ms. Extreme actually managed to survive that! It’s Ms. Extreme she’s dealing with though, and I don’t think we can really be too surprised knowing the type of competitor she is!
Persephone: I’m not surprised… Just disappointed :will:.
James Peters: Ms. Extreme climbs back up the ladder after that scare, and you have to wonder how Camille feels after that! I get that she’s the fearless type of Elitist, but she could’ve been seriously injured there, or worse! There would’ve been nothing to break that fall, and even if I gave the exact height of that scaffold, it wouldn’t do justice to just how big of a deal a fall from up there really is! Ms. Extreme keeps climbing back up the ladder, and it’s clear that she’s not giving up on this match no matter what! Camille finally makes it to the railing-
Rich Russillo: BUT HIKARI KANNO GRABS CAMILLE’S HEAD AND SMASHES IT ONTO THE TOP OF THE RAILING! CAMILLE NEARLY FALLS OFF OF THE LADDER, BUT SHE HAS JUST ENOUGH AWARENESS TO KEEP ONE OF HER HANDS ON THE LADDER RUNG! Camille is just barely holding on here, and these two clearly don’t care about each other’s well being here! They clearly just want to derail each other’s careers on top of taking the Universal Women’s Championship and their opponents hair!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme grabs onto the railing and continues climbing up, AND CAMILLE HITS HIKARI WITH A FOREARM TO CREATE SPACE BETWEEN THE TWO! Hikari definitely wanted to hit another huge move which likely would’ve taken Camille off of that ladder, but Ms. Extreme managed to save things for herself with that forearm! Hikari Kanno charges back in, but Camille manages to hit her with a second forearm! Ms. Extreme now pulling herself over the railing before quickly rolling back to her feet, and-
Rich Russillo: AND MS. EXTREME JUST ROLLED RIGHT INTO HIKARI KANNO’S GRASP! HIKARI KANNO JUST CAUGHT MS. EXTREME, AND NOW SHE LIFTS HER UP BEFORE DELIVERING THE BRIGHTSTAR!!! THE BRIGHTSTAR CONNECTS ON MS. EXTREME, AND THESE TWO HAVE BEEN FIGHTING ON TOP OF THE SCAFFOLD FOR THIS ENTIRE MATCH SO FAR, BUT THAT MIGHT JUST END UP BEING ENOUGH FOR THEM, BECAUSE I THINK THIS ONE IS OVER! HIKARI KANNO WITH THE FIRST AND QUITE POSSIBLY THE LAST COVER OF THIS MATCH!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHRRRRRRRRR-
Persephone: CAMILLE GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!! I kinda hoped the match ended there, but that actually gave me a bit of hope that these two will finally decide to murder one another :blessed:!
James Peters: Hikari Kanno sits against the railing, and she just shakes her head with a look of disgust following Camille’s kick out! Ms. Extreme has a small cut on her forehead after the way Hikari slammed her head into the railing, and it looks like she’s out of it but somehow she actually managed to keep herself in this match! Ms. Extreme has been known to be able to take a lot of damage though. If anything she’s earned the name “Ms. Extreme” a long time ago, and this scaffold match might not be enough to stop her!
Rich Russillo: I think you’re speaking too soon. Hikari Kanno is still the one in control, and it looks like you might be forgetting that! Ms. Extreme is trying to grab onto something to help her get back to her feet, but Hikari’s gotten back up and is standing in front of the railing! HIKARI KICKS CAMILLE IN THE FACE, DROPPING HER BACK DOWN! The referee is looking on in concern as this match continues, and there really isn’t a whole lot these two could do to each other up there, but they’ve been getting creative and that might not be stopping now!
James Peters: Hikari Kanno pulls Ms. Extreme up in a full nelson submission, and I think she has an idea but at this point I’m honestly kind of scared, because these two are clearly willing to kill each other in order to get this match done! Ms. Extreme has no fight in her at this point, AND THAT ALLOWS HIKARI KANNO TO DELIVER A DRAGON SUPLEX, SENDING THE BACK OF CAMILLE’S HEAD INTO THE TOP OF THE RAILING! HIKARI KANNO JUST SENT THE BACK OF MS. EXTREME’S HEAD INTO THE RAILING, AND IF SHE WASN’T KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS BEFORE THEN SHE SHOULD BE NOW! Hikari Kanno has a slight grin forming on her face, and it looks like that went according to plan!
Rich Russillo: Hikari Kanno grabs Camille by the head, and she immediately locks in a sleeper hold! That chokehold immediately brought Camille back to life as she feels Hikari’s arm being pressed against her throat, and now she has to fight out of this or else she’ll be choked right out of her Universal Women’s Championship reign, and I doubt she has much fight left in her after everything we’ve seen in this match already!
Persephone: :yikes: Camille is really about to lose her title to some talentless OnlyFans whore, and by submission too. I’d say she’s going out sad… But it’s Ms. Extreme. This might be one of the most depressing Universal Women’s Championship matches we’ve ever had and the last one had Darcy May Morgan in it.
James Peters: At this point Ms. Extreme can probably feel the Championship slipping through her fingers, and it’s sad to say but this might already be it! Ms. Extreme might actually be out-
Rich Russillo: NO! MS. EXTREME MANAGES TO POWER HERSELF UP TO HER FEET, BUT HIKARI KANNO STILL HAS THE SUBMISSION LOCKED IN, AND NOW SHE JUMPS ONTO CAMILLE’S BACK TO MAKE THINGS EVEN MORE DIFFICULT FOR HER! MS. EXTREME IS STILL ON HER FEET AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S TRYING AS HARD AS SHE POSSIBLY CAN TO STAY CONSCIOUS, BUT I DON’T KNOW HOW LONG THAT CAN REALLY LAST! WAIT, WHAT IS CAMILLE DOING!?
Persephone: :oh: It looks like Camille’s backpedaling towards the edge of the side of the scaffold. Is she gonna try and sacrifice herself or something just to get out of the submission? Because I’d love to see them both fall off of it right now.
James Peters: WAIT, I THINK HIKARI TOOK NOTICE OF CAMILLE’S PLAN THOUGH, BECAUSE SHE JUST BARELY DROPPED DOWN TO HER FEET BEFORE CAMILLE COULD REACH THE EDGE, AND NOW HIKARI SHOVES CAMILLE TO THE OTHER SIDE! Ms. Extreme just barely manages to stop herself before she could fall off of the scaffold, and now she turns back around to-
Rich Russillo: HIKARI KANNO JUST CHARGED AT MS. EXTREME, AND SHE JUST SPEARED MS. EXTREME OFF OF THE SCAFFOLD!!!! HIKARI KANNO JUST TOOK BOTH HERSELF AND CAMILLE OFF OF THE SCAFFOLD, AND BOTH ELITISTS CRASH INTO THE BARBED WIRE NET!!!
Persephone: :blessed:!!!!!!
James Peters: Both Hikari and Camille are down on the barbed wire net, and I think Hikari might’ve been hoping that she’d land on Camille and get a cover but unfortunately things didn’t work out that way, and instead both Elitists took some huge damage with that fall! Neither woman is moving right now, and I can’t believe what we just saw! That’s a barbed wire net, and both competitors’ exposed skin are now being forced to endure the pain of barbed wire slicing them!
Rich Russillo: I don’t know if these two are in any shape to continue. I don’t even think THEY know if they’re in any shape to continue, but it looks like they’re going to try anyway! Both Hikari Kanno and Ms. Extreme are slowly trying to pull themselves up, and it already looks like things have gone a step further than a cut forehead and a bloody nose, as that barbed wire is already beginning to take effect! Nonetheless both Elitists slowly begin to charge in, AND HIKARI KANNO HITS CAMILLE WITH A FOREARM!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme stumbles back quite a bit, and I think she needed a bit of time to process that forearm! She’s clearly still shaken after that spear into the barbed wire net along with everything else she’s taken in this match, BUT JUST AS HIKARI GOES TO CAPITALIZE MS. EXTREME IS ABLE TO ANSWER BACK! Now it’s Hikari that’s barely able to remain on her feet, AND HIKARI NOW HITS CAMILLE WITH A SECOND FOREARM! NOW MS. EXTREME HITS A SECOND FOREARM! There have been long breaks between these forearms, and I can definitely see why- BUT HIKARI KANNO HAS A DIFFERENT ANSWER NOW AS SHE KICKS CAMILLE’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HER, CAUSING THE CHAMPION TO FALL FACE FIRST INTO THE BARBED WIRE NET!
Persephone: Finally things are getting pretty interesting! Hikari Kanno is holding Camille by the back of her head and she’s scraping her face against the barbed wire net! Camille’s skin is being torn apart as we speak, THIS is what I’ve been waiting for :drakelike:!
Rich Russillo: The Universal Women’s Champion isn’t looking so good right now! You can see her blood dripping through the barbed wire net into the ring, and that cut she had wasn’t that bad so that’s really just a testament to how badly the barbed wire has cut her! Hikari Kanno finally lets up, BUT ONLY BEFORE STOMPING HER FOOT ON CAMILLE’S HEAD, AND PRESSING HER HEAD AGAINST THE BARBED WIRE! Hikari Kanno is really showing just how brutal she could really be, and I think Ms. Extreme really underestimated her coming into this match! She called Hikari Kanno mediocre and all sorts of other harsh things leading up to this match, and that could be coming back to bite her right now! Hikari Kanno is in control, and this might just lead to the end of Camille’s Championship reign!
James Peters: Hikari pulls Ms. Extreme up-
James Peters: BUT CAMILLE PULLS HIKARI DOWN ONTO THE BARBED WIRE NET BEFORE QUICKLY LOCKING IN THE RED HANDED!!! THE RED HANDED IS LOCKED IN ON HIKARI KANNO WHILE ON THE BARBED WIRE NET, AND JUST LOOK AT MS. EXTREME’S FACE! IN A MATTER OF MOMENTS JUST A SMALL CUT WAS TURNED INTO A FULL CRIMSON MASK, AND THAT’S THE EFFECT BARBED WIRE REALLY HAS ON PEOPLE! IT’S EXACTLY WHAT CAMILLE HAS HAD TO DEAL WITH FOR THE PAST FEW MOMENTS, AND NOW HIKARI KANNO IS GOING TO HAVE TO FEEL A SIMILAR PAIN AS SHE’S TRAPPED IN THE RED HANDED SUBMISSION!
Rich Russillo: HIKARI KANNO HAS NOWHERE TO GO! IT’S NOT LIKE THERE’S ANY ROPES FOR HER TO GRAB ONTO, AND EVEN IF THERE WERE IT WOULDN’T DO ANYTHING WHEN THIS MATCH HAS NO DISQUALIFICATIONS! HIKARI KANNO HAS NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO SUFFER THROUGH THIS SUBMISSION UNTIL SHE COULD FIND A WAY OUT! IT’S EITHER THAT, OR HIKARI GIVES UP A UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH ALONG WITH HER HAIR, AND I DON’T THINK HIKARI WANTS TO GO THROUGH THAT! HIKARI HAS TO FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS!
Persephone: Ehhhh, I don’t know. Watching these two torture each other is pretty fun, so I actually don’t think Hikari needs to get out of the submission anytime soon.
James Peters: Persephone, Camille might end up tearing Hikari’s arm right out of its socket! I really don’t think these two have any boundaries they won’t cross tonight, not after these past few weeks!
Persephone: And? Hikari losing an arm would just make the match more interesting.
James Peters: 🙄 Whatever you say. Hikari Kanno is reaching out, hoping that there’s something she could grab onto in order to try and free herself, but she’s on her own here!
Rich Russillo: HIKARI JUST GRABBED ONTO THE BARBED WIRE NET, AND SHE’S SLOWLY BEGINNING TO PULL HERSELF TOWARDS THE EDGE OF THE NET! HIKARI KANNO IS HURTING HERSELF IN THE PROCESS AS HER BODY IS BEING DRAGGED ACROSS THE BARBED WIRE, BUT I THINK THIS IS HIKARI’S ATTEMPT AT TRYING TO ESCAPE THE SUBMISSION! SHE’S TRYING TO PULL HERSELF OFF OF THE NET, BUT CAMILLE IS MAKING IT VERY DIFFICULT AS SHE DOESN’T LET GO OF HER! This has been an extremely tough match for both competitors, and it looks like it’s not going to end just yet, because Hikari Kanno has reached the edge of the net-
James Peters: AND MS. EXTREME LETS GO OF THE SUBMISSION! MS. EXTREME KNEW THAT HIKARI WANTED TO TRY AND PULL HERSELF AND CAMILLE OFF OF THE NET AND SEND BOTH ELITISTS CRASHING DOWN TO RINGSIDE, SO SHE HELD THE SUBMISSION IN FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE BEFORE LETTING GO! MS. EXTREME PULLS HIKARI KANNO UP TO HER FEET NOW, AND NOW THE CHAMPION QUICKLY PULLS HER INTO A FRONT FACELOCK BEFORE DELIVERING THE TWIST OF FATE!!
Rich Russillo: NO! HIKARI KANNO MANAGES TO AVOID IT BY SLIPPING BEHIND CAMILLE AND USES HER GOOD ARM TO PULL THE CHAMPION INTO A SCHOOLBOY! CAMILLE’S SHOULDERS ARE BEING PRESSED DOWN ON THE BARBED WIRE, IS THAT GONNA STOP HER FROM KICKING OUT!!!??
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO! MS. EXTREME MANAGES TO KICK OUT, BUT CLEARLY THAT WAS ALL PART OF HIKARI KANNO’S PLAN AS SHE JUST JUMPED UP AND DELIVERED A SENTON ONTO MS. EXTREME’S BACK IMMEDIATELY AFTER SHE KICKED OUT! Hikari Kanno with an extremely smart way to get back into this, and that’s part of the reason IDOL-GUN has been so successful so early into their careers!
Persephone: Both Hikari and Camille look like horror movie victims right now and I love it. Hikari Kanno pulls Camille back up to her feet, and I think she’s going for that one signature move with the stupid name.
James Peters: :lupe: Hikari Kanno is setting up for the Kanno Super Buster, and this might just be extremely painful on the barbed wire net! HIKARI LIFTS CAMILLE UP, AND THERE IT IS! KANNO SUPER BUSTER, THE GUTWRENCH SITOUT POWERBOMB CONNECTS!!! HIKARI KANNO CONNECTS WITH THE KANNO SUPER BUSTER, AND THAT’S GOTTA BE IT!
Rich Russillo: HIKARI KANNO PINS MS. EXTREME!!! WE HAVE A NEW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!!!
Persephone: AND CAMILLE’S GONNA GO BALD :mjlol2:!!!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
James Peters: WE DON’T HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!! THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER YET!!! MS. EXTREME MANAGED TO KICK OUT JUST BEFORE THE REFEREE ON THE SCAFFOLD COULD REACH THE COUNT OF THREE!! HIKARI KANNO CAN’T BELIEVE THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER YET, BUT EVERY SINGLE FAN IN THE ARENA JUST GOT OFF THEIR SEATS AND BEGAN CHEERING AFTER THAT KICKOUT! MS. EXTREME IS STILL THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION FOR THE TIME BEING, AND HER HAIR IS STILL SAFE FOR NOW!
Rich Russillo: I can’t even imagine what Hikari Kanno is thinking right now. Well.. Probably tons and tons of swears. Hikari is probably screaming internally, because I know she thought she had this match won there, and I’m saying that because I thought it was over too! Hikari Kanno is slowly getting back up, and much like Camille the effects of the barbed wire is running across her body, but she clearly has something in mind! Hikari’s slowly pulling the Universal Women’s Champion back up to her feet, WAIT WAIT WAIT! OH MY GOD!
Persephone: :blessed:
James Peters: HIKARI KANNO JUST TOSSED MS. EXTREME OFF OF THE BARBED WIRE NET AND DOWN TO RINGSIDE!!
Rich Russillo: THERE WAS NOTHING TO BREAK HER FALL!! THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION WAS JUST THROWN DOWN TO THE GROUND AT RINGSIDE! Hikari Kanno grabs onto the ladder for the scaffold before climbing down to the ground, and I don’t know how Ms. Extreme is supposed to continue! I suppose she should be grateful that she didn’t fall from the scaffold, but that fall had to be painful! That might’ve just taken her out of this match!
Persephone: Well it’s not like pinfalls can happen down there! They’re probably just gonna kill each other even more since there’s actual weapons down there, and I’m here for it :blessed:!
James Peters: Hikari Kanno just pulled out a small bag, and without wasting any time she pours a bunch of thumbtacks out at ringside! I’m not surprised that there’s thumbtacks around knowing that the crew had to prepare for the Persephone’s Choice match earlier tonight, but right now that doesn’t mean good things for Ms. Extreme! Camille is slowly beginning to stir, but that really doesn’t mean much because she’s in too much pain to really do anything! She’s trying to crawl towards the apron so she could help herself to her feet-
Rich Russillo: BUT HIKARI KANNO GRABS MS. EXTREME BEFORE SENDING HER INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! The steps have been used multiple times by Hikari throughout this feud, and right now she might’ve just killed Camille’s chances of getting back into this match! The crowd is viciously booing Hikari Kanno, and I think it’s pretty obvious by now that the few cheers being directed towards her are by however many of IDOL-GUN’s simps are in attendance! Hikari Kanno is extremely talented, but stuff like this won’t exactly make her the most popular person, among the EAW universe at least.
Persephone: I don’t know, she’s actually making this match kinda fun after that boring start. If she was actually good at anything then I think I’d actually like her.
James Peters: Hikari Kanno drags Ms. Extreme over towards the pile of thumbtacks left from the Persephone’s Choice match, AND NOW HIKARI GOES FOR THE BRIGHTSTAR ON TOP OF THE THUMBTACKS!!
Rich Russillo: NO! MS. EXTREME BEGINS DESPERATELY ELBOWING AT THE SIDE OF HIKARI’S HEAD, AND HIKARI KANNO LETS GO OF CAMILLE! HIKARI IS HOLDING HER JAW, I THINK MS. EXTREME CAUGHT HER THERE WITH THE ELBOW!
James Peters: WAIT, LOOK!!! MS. EXTREME JUST KICKED HIKARI KANNO IN THE STOMACH, AND SHE DELIVERS THE TWIST OF FATE ONTO THE THUMBTACKS!!! Ms. Extreme is slowly gaining life, and I think she’s starting to see red as she looks at Hikari Kanno and thinks about all the damage that’s been done in the past few moments!
Rich Russillo: Hikari Kanno is trying as hard as she can to pull herself up- BUT MS. EXTREME GRABS BOTH OF HIKARI’S ARMS, BEFORE REPEATEDLY STOMPING ON THE BACK OF HIKARI’S HEAD, SENDING HER INTO THE THUMBTACKS!! MS. EXTREME IS STOMPING HIKARI KANNO’S HEAD INTO THE THUMBTACKS REPEATEDLY, AND I THOUGHT HIKARI SCRAPING CAMILLE’S FACE ACROSS THE BARBED WIRE WAS BAD BUT THIS MIGHT’VE JUST ONE UPPED THAT!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme just let go of Hikari, and just look at her face! It’s covered in thumbtacks, and there’s a bunch of bleeding holes in her skin thanks to some of the thumbtacks not sticking to her! Hikari Kanno is pretty much out, but I don’t think Ms. Extreme is even close to being done after everything that was done to her in the past few moments! Hikari Kanno might’ve made a huge mistake!
Persephone: 🤷♀️ Ms. Extreme is making this match even more violent because of Hikari. I don’t see how that’s a mistake.
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme is digging under the ring, and I’m not too sure what she could be looking for! This isn’t known to be a match that needs weapons, but it wouldn’t be the first time we saw them used in a scaffold match, as the same thing happened early on last year! Ms. Extreme continues digging, AND SHE PULLS OUT… A glass shard?
James Peters: Someone must’ve gotten lazy and just swept the glass from that broken mirror during the Fans Bring the Weapons match under the ring. Nonetheless it looks like Ms. Extreme is satisfied with it, probably because it’s the closest she could get to having a knife! Ms. Extreme turns towards Hikari Kanno who’s trying as hard as she can to get back up, and I don’t like the look on Camille’s face as she approaches her! :lupe:
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME JUST STABBED HIKARI KANNO IN THE LEG WITH THE GLASS SHARD!!! HIKARI KANNO IMMEDIATELY DROPS BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND AND STARTS HOLDING HER LEG IN PAIN, AND I THINK HIKARI IS GETTING A TASTE OF KARMA! THE CHAMPIONSHIP VERSUS HAIR STIPULATION IDEA ALL STARTED WHEN HIKARI TOOK OUT A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND STABBED CAMILLE IN THE LEG WITH IT! That led to her cutting off a piece of Camille’s hair, but if stuff like this continues Hikari might be losing an entire head of hair!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME TOSSES HIKARI INTO THE STEPS! She doesn’t slam Hikari into them and leans Hikari on the edge of the step, and I think I know exactly why! Ms. Extreme just pulled a barbed wire wrapped steel chair out of the ring, AND SHE SLAMS IT ONTO THE BACK OF HIKARI KANNO’S HEAD!! MS. EXTREME REPEATEDLY SLAMS THE BARBED WIRE WRAPPED STEEL CHAIR ONTO THE BACK OF HIKARI’S HEAD, AND AT THIS POINT CAMILLE HASN’T JUST MADE IT BACK INTO THIS MATCH! SHE’S COMPLETELY TAKEN IT OVER!
Rich Russillo: Some fans may feel like this is what Hikari Kanno deserves after everything she’s done to Camille in the past month. I don’t know if I can agree with all of that, but Ms. Extreme definitely does have a ton of anger she’s taking out right now!
Persephone: I think everyone else in EAW should learn from this match. PLEASE don’t try wrestling unless there’s gonna be a bunch of weapons and death and blood, because it’s not gonna be good. I’m just glad they didn’t spend this entire match on that scaffold.
James Peters: Ms. Extreme grabs Hikari Kanno, AND SHE SENDS HER INTO THE BARRICADE!!!
Rich Russillo: NO! HIKARI KANNO MANAGED TO STOP HERSELF BY GRABBING ONTO THE BARRICADE, AND SHE JUST GRABBED SOMEONE’S DRINK AND THREW IT AT CAMILLE AS SOON AS SHE CHARGED IN! HIKARI LOOKS AT THE CROWD, AND- WAIT A SECOND!! ONE OF THE FANS WEARING IDOL-GUN MERCH JUST HANDED HIKARI THEIR CHAIR!! HIKARI KANNO TAKES THE CHAIR AND QUICKLY SLAMS IT ACROSS CAMILLE’S HEAD!
James Peters: One of IDOL-GUN’s simps just handed Hikari their chair and that just allowed her to get back into this match! The rest of the crowd is booing and a lot of the nearby fans don’t look too happy with the simp, but it got the job done! Hikari has blood coming from the back of her head… Her face.. These two are a mess right now. I shouldn’t be surprised knowing just how much hatred they have for each other and how much they both want the Universal Women’s Championship, but this has been insane. They’ve torn each other apart!
Rich Russillo: Hikari drops the chair before slowly stumbling over to the ring apron, and now she’s looking under the ring for another weapon! WAIT, HIKARI HAS A GRIN ON HER FACE, SHE JUST PULLED OUT A SHATTERED GLASS COVERED BASEBALL BAT! THAT’D USUALLY BE MS. EXTREME’S WEAPON OF CHOICE, AND IT MIGHT’VE BEEN UNDER THE RING IN THE EVENT THAT THESE TWO MADE IT DOWN TO RINGSIDE LIKE THEY HAVE NOW, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THE WRONG PERSON GOT TO IT!
Persephone: I honestly don’t care who has it as long as they keep bashing their heads in like that. This match took a turn, but I’m glad that these scaffold matches never really stick to just the scaffold and barbed wire net, because if they’re not gonna fall to their deaths this is WAY more interesting.
James Peters: Ms. Extreme is still getting up from the shot with the steel chair, AND THAT ALLOWS HIKARI KANNO TO HIT THE CHAMPION IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH THE GLASS COVERED BASEBALL BAT!
Rich Russillo: Camille is down, and immediately blood begins pouring out from the side of her head. I didn’t think it could get much worse after all the blood that’s
already coming from her face and her body, but it definitely has! I feel bad for whoever ends up losing this match. Shaving over all the cuts and wounds probably won’t feel great :lupe:.
James Peters: Hikari Kanno walks over to the Champion, BEFORE SLAMMING THE BROKEN GLASS COVERED BAT INTO HER STOMACH! Ms. Extreme is holding her stomach in pain as she’s back to her knees- AND WAIT A SECOND! WHAT IS HIKARI KANNO DOING!?
Persephone: :oh: She just wrapped the glass covered bat around Camille’s throat from behind, and now she’s choking her with it! Hopefully the glass slices Camille’s throat open! 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme is in a lot of trouble! She’s struggling as she’s being choked out, and there’s also the possibility of the glass slicing her throat just like Persephone said! Ms. Extreme might actually be done for! Hikari can’t win the match from ringside, but she can definitely make winning that much easier!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME DOESN’T GO OUT THAT EASILY THOUGH, AS SHE BACKPEDALS AND CAUSES HIKARI KANNO TO CRASH BACK FIRST INTO THE RING POST! MS. EXTREME IS ABLE TO GRAB THE GLASS COVERED BASEBALL BAT, AND SHE IMMEDIATELY SLAMS THE END OF IT INTO HIKARI’S FACE! MS. EXTREME HAS THE BAT! MS. EXTREME HAS THE GLASS COVERED BAT, AND NOW SHE SWINGS THE BAT AS HARD AS SHE CAN AT HIKARI’S HEAD!
Rich Russillo: HIKARI DUCKS UNDER IT THOUGH, AND SHE GRABS THE BARBED WIRE WRAPPED STEEL CHAIR BEFORE SLAMMING IT INTO CAMILLE’S MIDSECTION! Hikari is backing up towards the ladder, and after everything these two have done to each other, I think she’s getting ready to end this!
James Peters: This is actually really smart from Hikari! The match can only end on the scaffold or on the barbed wire net, and now if Ms. Extreme wants to get back to the top she’s gonna have to meet Hikari up there!
Rich Russillo: I DON’T THINK SHE’S MEETING HIKARI UP THERE, INSTEAD SHE’S CHASING AFTER HER! MS. EXTREME BEGINS CLIMBING UP THE SAME LADDER AS HIKARI KANNO, AND SHE HITS HIKARI IN THE BACK WITH THE GLASS COVERED BASEBALL BAT!!
Persephone: 🙏 Please fall please fall please fall please fall.
James Peters: Hikari Kanno is just barely managing to hold on, AND SHE KICKS MS. EXTREME IN THE FACE, CAUSING CAMILLE TO DROP DOWN A RUNG! Hikari still has the barbed wire wrapped chair in her hand, but there’s not much she could do with it right now as Camille is under her! Hikari continues climbing up to the top of the scaffold, but Ms. Extreme doesn’t look like she’s done just yet! She keeps climbing up too!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME HITS HIKARI KANNO IN THE LEG WITH THE GLASS COVERED BAT! Hikari already has a glass shard in her leg, this is just too much! Ms. Extreme continues climbing up, AND HIKARI KICKS AT CAMILLE’S SHOULDER, TRYING TO KNOCK HER OFF OF THE LADDER! THESE TWO ARE NEARLY AT THE TOP OF THE SCAFFOLD! A FALL FROM THIS HIGH WOULD BE LETHAL!
Persephone: Which is why I reeeeeaally hope one of them actually falls!
James Peters: I don’t think that’s happening though, because Hikari Kanno finally manages to pull herself over the railing and get on the scaffold- AND MS. EXTREME ISN’T FAR BEHIND! CAMILLE GETS OVER THE SCAFFOLD AND SHE IMMEDIATELY SWINGS THE GLASS COVERED BAT AT HIKARI!
Rich Russillo: HIKARI MANAGES TO BLOCK IT WITH THE BARBED WIRE WRAPPED CHAIR THOUGH! HIKARI PUSHES CAMILLE BACK, AND NOW SHE QUICKLY GETS BACK UP! Hikari’s leg is seemingly still hurt thanks to the glass shard stuck in it, BUT THAT MIGHT NOT MATTER AS HIKARI MANAGES TO HIT CAMILLE IN THE HEAD WITH THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR! Hikari Kanno now turning her attention towards her leg, AS SHE RELUCTANTLY PULLS THE GLASS SHARD OUT OF IT! That had to hurt, Ms. Extreme didn’t hold back when she stabbed her!
James Peters: YEAH, AND NOW HIKARI KANNO LOOKS TO RETURN THE FAVOR AS SHE TRIES TO STAB CAMILLE! MS. EXTREME MANAGED TO CATCH HIKARI’S ARM, BUT THE GLASS WAS STILL ABLE TO CUT THE TOP OF HER SHOULDER! Hikari Kanno knees Camille in the midsection, AND NOW HIKARI MANAGES TO STAB CAMILLE IN THE SHOULDER WITH THE GLASS SHARD! Ms. Extreme is screaming in pain after being stabbed in the shoulder, and I guess this is what we should’ve expected heading into this match! These two have made it clear just how much they wanted to destroy each other, and this match might be ending very soon!
Rich Russillo: HIKARI KANNO GRABS THE HURT MS. EXTREME, AND YOU JUST SAID IT BEST JAMES! THIS MATCH MIGHT BE ENDING VERY SOON- BECAUSE HIKARI KANNO JUST DELIVERED THE ALLELUIA NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB ONTO THE RAILING! HIKARI KANNO JUST SLAMMED THE BLOODY MS. EXTREME HEAD FIRST ONTO THE RAILING!!! HIKARI IS ABLE TO GO FOR THE COVER, AND THERE’S NO WAY THAT’S NOT IT! WE HAVE A NEW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION, AND HER NAME IS HIKARI KANNO!!!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
….
Persephone: :comeagain: Did she just get her shoulder up??
James Peters: SHE DID!!!?!?…. HOW???? Ms. Extreme barely managed to pull her shoulder maybe an inch off the ground just before the referee could hit three! The referee is telling Hikari Kanno that the match isn’t over, and I genuinely don’t think she understands how this happened! I can’t blame her, because I honestly don’t understand it either! This match probably should’ve been over, but Ms. Extreme wants to keep that Championship so badly that she was able to just barely get the shoulder up and stop herself from losing the match! The crowd exploded after seeing Camille kick out, and it’s obvious who they want to win here!
Rich Russillo: Hikari Kanno slowly pulls herself back to her feet, and she just shakes her head! I think she still can’t believe that the match hasn’t ended there, but she just picked up the glass covered bat, and it looks like she’s going to take that out on Camille, AS SHE SLAMS THE BAT DOWN AGAINST HER THROAT AND ONCE AGAIN STARTS CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF THE CHAMPION! MS. EXTREME BARELY HAS ANY LIFE LEFT IN HER AS IS, THIS MIGHT BE ENOUGH TO FINALLY END THE MATCH! Hikari has choked Camille repeatedly throughout this match and targeted her throat with some of her offense, and because of that we might see a new Champion crowned!
Persephone: :wow: You see how much better this match got once they decided to start covering each other in blood? I think we need to just give every Voltage match some type of deathmatch stipulation. It’d be way better than watching them actually try to wrestle.
James Peters: Ms. Extreme is on the verge of passing out! The crowd is booing heavily now, but it might not matter! Hikari Kanno might just become the new Universal Women’s Champion-
Rich Russillo: WAIT! MS. EXTREME JUST PULLED THE GLASS SHARD OUT OF HER SHOULDER AND SWUNG IT AT HIKARI!
James Peters: BUT HIKARI KANNO SAW IT COMING AND BACKED OUT OF THE WAY, RIGHT BEFORE KICKING CAMILLE IN THE FACE! Hikari Kanno has a smirk on her face as she knew that the glass shard was really the only way Camille could’ve gotten out of that chokehold! That smirk is quickly wiped away though, because Hikari Kanno knows this match isn’t over and she still has to find a way to put the Champion down for the three count!
Rich Russillo: Hikari Kanno just kicked the barbed wire steel chair towards the middle of the scaffold, and it looks like Hikari’s ready to finish this match! Hikari is pulling Ms. Extreme back to her feet over the barbed wire steel chair, AND I THINK HIKARI IS SETTING UP FOR THE KANNO SUPER BUSTER-
James Peters: BUT CAMILLE PULLS HIKARI’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HER, AND NOW SHE IMMEDIATELY GRABS HER AND DEADLIFTS HER UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS!!! RED QUEEN’S RAMPAGE ONTO THE CHAIR!!! THE RED QUEEN’S RAMPAGE CONNECTS ONTO THE BARBED WIRE WRAPPED STEEL CHAIR, AND BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN!
Rich Russillo: NO! MS. EXTREME GRABS ONTO THE RAILING AND FORCES HERSELF BACK UP TO HER FEET, AND JUST LOOK AT THE RAGE IN HER EYES! MS. EXTREME GRABS HIKARI KANNO, AND SHE JUST THREW HER OFF OF THE SCAFFOLD!!! MS. EXTREME JUST TOSSED HIKARI KANNO OFF OF THE SCAFFOLD, AND HIKARI LANDS BACK FIRST ONTO THE BARBED WIRE NET! Ms. Extreme had to take a lot of damage and some serious injuries thanks to Hikari, and it looks like she’s had enough of it! She just tossed Hikari off of the scaffold and onto the net, but what was she thinking? Now the only way for her to finish the match is to join Hikari on the net!
Persephone: Doesn’t sound like a bad thing to me 🤷♀️.
James Peters: Ms. Extreme walks over to the edge of the scaffold, and she just looks down at the lifeless Hikari Kanno! Hikari probably had all the wind knocked out of her with the Red Queen’s Rampage, and that just made things so much worse! Ms. Extreme doesn’t look satisfied with what she’s done though! :lupe:
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme is looking around at the arena full of cheering fans before turning her attention back on Hikari..
Rich Russillo: AND MS. EXTREME JUMPS OFF OF THE SCAFFOLD!!!!
James Peters: A BLIND FURY!!!!! MS. EXTREME JUST DOVE OFF THE SCAFFOLD AND HIT HIKARI KANNO WITH THE DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!!! HIKARI KANNO HAD NOWHERE TO GO AFTER LANDING ON THE BARBED WIRE NET, AND THAT JUST ALLOWED MS. EXTREME TO JUMP OFF THAT INCREDIBLY HIGH SCAFFOLD AND DELIVER A BLIND FURY!!!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME IMMEDIATELY DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER, AND THIS HAS TO BE IT, I DON’T THINK EITHER OF THESE WOMEN HAVE ANYTHING LEFT IN THEM! THERE’S NO WAY THIS MATCH CONTINUES!!! THAT CHAMPIONSHIP IS STILL CAMILLE’S!!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
……
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner…. AND STILLLLLL THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION… MIISSSSSSS EEEEXXTTTREEEEEEMMMEEE!!!!!!
(“Throne” by Saint Mesa hits, and the crowd cheers following the victory. Both Hikari Kanno and Ms. Extreme are down, and a few officials begin to make their way to ringside to help them down from the net and begin to lower it. As Ms. Extreme begins to stir and is handed her Championship, the first thing she does is raise it up in the air, causing the fans to cheer even louder.)
James Peters: What a match. I don’t even know what to say after that! These two put each other through hell, and I can’t even get over that ending!
Rich Russillo: Hikari Kanno put up one hell of a fight, one that Camille probably will be feeling the effects of for a while, but in the end this was Ms. Extreme’s night, and this title reign is not over yet!
(As Ms. Extreme looks around, the barber’s chair that was set up for this match catches her attention.)
James Peters: :lupe: Unfortunately for Hikari, her night isn’t over yet.
Persephone: :gladbron: Look at that sick look on Ms. Extreme’s face! It makes me so happy because I know she’s about to snatch Hikari up and fucking scalp her!
Rich Russillo: :whoa: She’s just supposed to shave her head…
Persephone: SCALP HER, CAMILLE!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme has gotten to her feet and she’s pointing at that barber’s chair! The crowd is going absolutely nuts and guys, check out the look on Hikari Kanno’s face. She didn’t expect to find herself in this position at all.
( The camera zooms in on Hikari, who truly does look stunned at the turn of events. She is battered, bruised, and bloodied, but the look of absolute shock on her lovely face can’t be hidden. She came into this world championship match sure of victory and ready to take her place as the one true Queen of Elite Answers Wrestling, but instead she found herself on the losing end of a match that has dire repercussions. Unable to help herself, Ms. Extreme throws her head back and laughs. )
Ms. Extreme: ( off-mic ) Sucks to suck, doesn’t it?
( Ms. Extreme uses the toe of her boot to shove Hikari’s face to the side before she reaches down and snatches Hikari up by the hair. She begins to drag her towards the barber’s chair. )
Persephone: God, this is going to be fucking glorious. Nothing better than watching an unlikeable cunt lose her dignity right in front of our very eyes.
( Ms. Extreme throws Hikari towards the chair, and the former Unified Tag Team Champion can’t help but wonder how things got so far out of hand. She looks around at the crowd, every single one of them cheering her downfall and waiting to see their beloved champion, Ms. Extreme, take the razor to her head. Hikari’s shock washes away and turns into anger mixed with absolute disgust. )
Hikari Kanno: ( off-mic and shouting ) Of course you cheer for this. Of course you get excited for something like this.
James Peters: I don’t blame Hikari Kanno for being upset right now at all. This has got to be an uncomfortable situation for her.
Persephone: Man, she wanted this match. She signed up for this shit. Hikari Kanno brought this on herself, and now we get to watch the final stage of her fall from grace. From day one, this bitch has acted like she owned the place. IDOL-GUN has run rampant over everyone and made the lives of people in EAW a living Hell. Now before you think I care about that, I don’t. I don’t give a fuck if these people are miserable. I’m fucking living in a world without Rex McAllister so as far as I’m concerned, the rest of the world can just fucking burn. BUT… karma is a bitch. And now Hikari is going to experience the biggest slap I have literally ever seen karma give to someone and I’m here for it.
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme has grabbed Hikari and she’s forced into the chair! Hikari kicks the Universal Women’s Champion away from her and that absolutely enrages Ms. Extreme! Ms. Extreme lunges for Hikari BUT MIKU SAKAI FROM BEHIND! SHE NAILS MS. EXTREME IN THE BACK AND THROWS HERSELF INTO THE ARMS OF HER TAG TEAM PARTNER!
Miku Sakai: ( off-mic) LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE! JUST FUCKING LEAVE HIKARI ALONE!!!!
( Miku is obviously distraught over this turn of events and has her arms wrapped tightly around her partner. The two best friends are consoling one another, with Miku tenderly wiping the blood from Hikari’s face. She smooths Hikari’s hair back off her face and tucks it behind her partner’s ears. )
Miku Sakai: ( off-mic ) You don’t have to go through with this. They can’t make you go through with this. IDOL-GUN doesn’t need EAW. EAW needs us, and I will not fucking let them do this to you. Fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck them.
( Security has come running out, and one security guard grabs Miku and rips her from Hikari’s arms, disrupting the emotional moment between the two best friends. This immediately sends Miku kicking and screaming and thrashing against the security card. Another security guard has grabbed Ms. Extreme, who wants to go after Miku for taking the cheap shot, and the scene around ringside has completely broken down. )
( For Hikari, she feels a bit dazed. As chaos erupts around her, she sinks down to her knees. She looks at her tag team partner, her number one, and her best friend in the world. Miku is fighting against the security guards who are dragging her towards the back. Miku’s hand is extended out, almost as if she is reaching for Hikari. It’s instinctual for Hikari to raise her own hand, but she can’t force herself up. She can’t go after her partner who’s in shambles and wants nothing more than to protect her. )
( Ms. Extreme is being held back as well, but as soon as Miku is out of sight, she is freed. She shoves the guard away who had been holding her and makes her way over to Hikari. She goes to grab her, but this time Hikari isn’t having it. She pushes Ms. Extreme away from her and that doesn’t settle well with the champion. Hikari slowly rises to her feet and turns her back on Ms. Extreme, looking at that barber’s chair. As horrible as this situation is… as unexpected as this situation is… this is what Hikari signed herself up for. Her shoulders sag just a bit. Her head dips just a bit. But she forces herself towards the chair and takes a seat. )
( An amused expression crosses Ms. Extreme’s face as her temper calms down. Hikari has submitted to the situation and accepted her fate. She walks over to where Hikari is sitting and much to her surprise, it is Hikari who plucks the clippers off the metal tray sitting beside the chair and presents them to Ms. Extreme. Ms. Extreme narrows her eyes at Hikari, who schooled her own expression into one of complete neutrality, and purses her lips. )
Ms. Extreme: ( off-mic ) You brought this on yourself.
Hikari Kanno: ( off-mic ) Do what you have to do and never forget that Hikari Kanno made your championship reign.
( Ms. Extreme doesn’t waste anymore time. She wraps her hands in Hikari’s blood soaked hair, snatches her head back, and places the clippers right in the middle of Hikari’s forehead. As the first clump of hair falls from Hikari’s head, the IDOL-GUN member doesn’t even blink. The second clump of hair falls and it’s much the same, and the crowd continues to cheer as the Universal Women’s Champion shaves her challenger’s head. It’s only when Ms. Extreme begins to lather up Hikari’s head, does her eyes water a bit, but she remains stoic as the champ takes the razor to her and finishes the job. Ms. Extreme towels off Hikari’s head and gives it a little rub, giggling to herself in the process. )
Ms. Extreme: ( off-mic ) Almost as shiny as my championship. Fuck you, Hikari.
( “Throne” by Saint Mesa begins to play, and the referee hands Ms. Extreme her Universal Women’s Championship. She holds it up right in front of Hikari, who looks past Ms. Extreme and focuses on the ring post. An arrogant smirk crosses the face of the face, who finally turns around and begins to make her way up the ramp. )
( The camera focuses on Hikari, who briefly closes her eyes and lets her feelings wash over her. She doesn’t give anyone watching the privilege of seeing her grieve the loss, and once she composes herself, she gets to her feet and makes her way away from the ringside area through a side exit. )
( The whole time, Ms. Extreme has watched her go, pleased with herself and the damage she did tonight not just physically to Hikari, but mentally and emotionally as well. As Ms. Extreme turns to walk to the back, she bumps into what seems to be a brick wall. )
Rich Russillo: THAT IS DYNASTY’S XIMENA VELASQUEZ!
James Peters: Earlier tonight, we saw Ximena and Sierra arrive at the arena, and we all KNEW that Ximena would be watching this match closely. It was never going to matter to ‘La Diosa’ who won this match because at Operation: Doomsday, we learned that she would be the next challenger.
Persephone: That’s one big bitch. She’s built like a fucking truck and has a skidmark looking face to boot.
( Ms. Extreme doesn’t seem impressed or intimidated by Ximena at all. The two future opponents stare at one another, with Ms. Extreme looking up. Ximena cracks an evil smile and points at the belt, which Ms. Extreme has no problem raising in the air. After a moment, she pushes past the Dynasty Elitist, leaving Ximena staring after her. )
( Bloodsport fades elsewhere. )
(The camera fades backstage, and the crowd immediately begins to cheer as Sofia Clarke is seen standing in front of the camera. She has a microphone in her hand and a smile on her face as the cheering continues, and as the fans eventually quiet down, the interviewer begins to speak.)
Sofia Clarke: Ladies and gentlemen…. Once again, please welcome the Voltage Commissioner, Captain Charisma!
(The cheering grows much louder upon hearing Captain Charisma’s name, and the cheering continues as the Voltage Commissioner walks into the camera’s view with a smile on his face.)
Sofia Clarke: Captain Charisma, thank you so much for joining me again! Bloodsport has been great so far!
Captain Charisma: The pleasure’s all mine. Events like Bloodsport is exactly what Bloodsport is all about, and it’s great to see some of the best Elitists on the roster push each other to the limit in the most entertaining way possible. I’ve always believed that Voltage was the best brand EAW had to offer, and this season we’re looking to make sure things stay that way.
Sofia Clarke: That actually brings me to my next question. EAW’s next free-per-view is Territorial Invasion, and as we all know every year we have a brand versus brand versus brand match in the main event of the show. Hurricane Hawk seemed to be prepared for this, selecting Impact, Theron Nikolas and Lethal Consequences as Showdown’s team. How do you plan to respond to this especially when you announced Jamie O’Hara as the captain for the Brand Warfare team earlier tonight?
Captain Charisma: It’s very simple actually. We fight for brand supremacy every single year at Territorial Invasion, and in the end it always comes down to having the best team possible. Last year Voltage came close to winning the Wargames match, but we didn’t quite get the job done after miscommunication within the team. At the time I thought that we had the perfect team for the match. Former World Champions in Drake King and Malcolm Jones, and someone who’d go on to become World Champion that very season in Darcy May Morgan. I believed Wargames was ours, but in the end I was proven wrong. Voltage’s team fell out at the closing moment’s of the match, and I’m not letting that happen this time around. The main event match of this year’s Territorial Invasion isn’t going to end with Voltage just barely coming up short, because I completely understand where we went wrong last year. This time around Voltage is going to take home the victory at Territorial Invasion, and to do that I’m going to pick three Elitists that know each other very well. These three Elitists won’t have to worry about miscommunication.
Captain Charisma: Because the Elitists representing Voltage are New Eden.
???: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
(Immediately after hearing the screaming voice, the audience begins to boo, already able to recognize it. Before the fans even get the chance to react to Captain Charisma’s announcement, their worries are soon confirmed as Drake King, Myles and Minerva walk into the camera’s view. Well Minerva more or less limps due to the absolute Hell she went through earlier tonight, but yeah, none of them look happy, having heard Captain Charisma’s announcement just moments ago.)
Drake King: No no no, we are NOT about to compete in ome of your stupid “brand supremacy” matches. You need to stop using us. We’re not just some puppets that’ll do your bidding. After everything you put us through these past few months, do you really think we’d just willingly compete in some stupid brand showcase match that doesn’t even mean anything? You’ve forced us into matches time and time again and not once has it actually been justifiable, but this? This is as pointless as it gets! There’s no reason for matches like this! It’s a waste of time. Last year’s Wargames match was a disaster and it’s all because the entire EAW roster is full of egos. Malcolm Jones refused to be a team player, and because of him the likes of Ryan Adams, Impact and someone who doesn’t even work here anymore were able to pick up the win. We don’t need to be part of that or whatever else you all have planned for this year. There’s literally no reason for any of this stupid brand stuff other than to boost the egos of the people running the shows, and even less reason for the Elitists you’ve disrespected for so long to take part in such a pointless match. We don’t want any part of it.
Minerva: Haven’t you had enough of trying to force us to serve you by now? We’ve dealt with it before. This isn’t the first time you’ve tried to get us on your side, and I just don’t understand why you continue to believe that your attempts will actually work when you keep trying to push New Eden away from Voltage. New Eden has been mistreated since February and individually we were disrespected for even longer, and you do nothing but enable it. You encourage it on a weekly basis. You threatened to suspend me if Myles didn’t compete in a triple threat at the Draft show, and when Myles did everything that was asked of him and more, you waited until the last minute to actually draft us. You don’t even want us on your brand. You wanted to see New Eden fall and sent everyone you could to try and make sure we did just that. After spending months trying to tear New Eden apart, we won’t be fighting for you anytime soon.
Captain Charisma: :usure:
Myles: Let me guess. This is the part where you reveal that we either take part in the match or we’re unfairly suspended. More of the same shit as always, huh? The same shit that we’ve been dealing with since February back when we first joined forces and you decided to make this into a war instead of simply standing back and letting us clean up this place. Every few months we go through this same story, where we’re forced to be put into a match we clearly have no interest in competing in, and what happens if we refuse? We’re punished. We’ve heard the threats time and time again, and at this point attacking New Eden for no real reason is what you do best, isn’t it? This wouldn’t even be close to the first time you’ve done it. You did it with the Grand Rampage opportunity. You did it with the Draft triple threat. You have an entire roster to work with and you purposely choose the same Elitists you’ve been mistreating for over six months now, and if we refuse then we won’t have a spot on the roster. That’s what’s happening, right?
Captain Charisma: Nope.
Myles: :comeagain:
Minerva: I don’t believe that for a second. If we decline your offer, we won’t even be members of the roster by next week.
Captain Charisma: Let’s be honest. Eventually you three are going to end up fucking yourselves over. You three will undoubtedly get what’s coming to you. I don’t have to get involved in order for that to happen, and I won’t. I won’t pretend that I’ve seen eye to eye with you three these past months, because we all know I haven’t, but right now I have more important things to worry about, and those important things take place at Territorial Invasion. I’m not going to force you three into this match especially when I know that odds are you’d end up trying to purposely tank it just to try and send a message, but I do want you three to represent Voltage in the main event of the show. I really do want to bring home the victory for Voltage, which is why I’m going to give you three an incentive.
(Drake, Myles and Minerva all look towards one another, and they’re actually a bit confused. After all, it’s far from a secret that they’ve never actually gotten along with Captain Charisma, instead spending the second half of season 14 trying to take him out of power. They look back at Captain Charisma, and they look intrigued.)
Drake King: …. Explain.
Captain Charisma: If you three win at Territorial Invasion….
(Captain Charisma sighs before continuing to speak.)
Captain Charisma: For one month, I’ll step aside and allow you three to run Voltage in your image.
Drake King: :oh:
Minerva: Really?
Myles: You’re not joking?
Captain Charisma: Nope. No joke. I said that I wanted Voltage to get the victory, and if this is what it takes to get the job done, then so be it.
Minerva: There has to be some kind of catch, right?
Captain Charisma: Nope.
Myles: Full control over Voltage?
Captain Charisma: Full control.
Drake King: And you’ll just step aside?
Captain Charisma: As long as you win, yes. For a month I’ll step aside and let you three do your thing.
(The three New Eden members look towards each other again, and they’re sharing a few words that aren’t picked up by the camera. As they look back at Captain Charisma, they all seem to be in full agreement, nodding their heads in response to the offer.)
Drake King: We accept.
(Drake, Myles and Minerva begin to walk away from the area, and Captain Charisma has a grin on his face knowing that he now has his Territorial Invasion team lined up. Sofia Clarke is clearly surprised by what just happened, as are the fans who give a mix of cheers and boos, with the boos being directed towards New Eden and the idea of them possibly taking control of Voltage.)
Sofia Clarke: Well… It looks like you have your Territorial Invasion team. :notbad:
Captain Charisma: Like I said. I’m not letting Voltage lose this time around. :wow:
(Captain Charisma walks away from the area, leaving Sofia Clarke alone in the area as she eventually turns her attention towards the camera.)
Sofia Clarke: There you all have it. Captain Charisma’s team for Territorial Invasion will consist of Drake King, Myles and Minerva, better known as New Eden!
(After she finishes speaking, Sofia Clarke looks at the camera with a smile on her face, and while the crowd continues to give a mixed reaction solely for the sake of Territorial Invasion and the upcoming match for brand supremacy, the camera begins to fade away from the area.)
(The camera transitions from the match graphic to the ring with Bella Braxton….)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Bella Braxton: AND IT IS AN EXTREME LINGERIE MATCH! THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS BY STRIPPING YOUR OPPONENT DOWN TO THEIR BRA AND PANITIES, AFTER THAT PINFALLS AND SUBMISSIONS COUNT!
(The crowd explodes in cheers.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST SHE HAILS FROM SAN FRANCISCO, CA.! WEIGHING IN AT 126 POUNDS…. SHE IS THE HOT COMMODITY….. CANDICE BLAIR!!!!!!!!!
(The lights go off, suddenly a large cabaret of ten women come out dressed like the Musical “Chicago”, the fans roar as a lone spotlight is on a pole when “Mamma Knows Best” by Jessie J starts to play throughout the arena, but it is not the voiced of Jessie J, it is that of Candice Blair when she ascends from the stage, as the cabaret starts to dance around the entranceway…
Candice Blair: Well, there is something going down! Like the storm in the sky, I ain’t gonna be played by your behavior! How can I trust someone who’s lying to me, so….. Bow out, go!
Now I said bow out, leave! I said take your stuff and go, ‘Cuz you’re not for me! Mama knows best when times get hard! And papa always has a joke to make me laugh! Mama knows best when I feel down, to bring me up And always keep my feet on the ground….
(She continues to sing and this time swings a few times on her pole wearing a white and silver corset, her stockings and straps, underwear bottom and feather boa, looking sexy as ever as she sings.)
James Peters: Candice Blair knows how to make a damn entrance and she is stirring up this Illinois crowd! What an incredible performance and entertainer this young woman is, but she is facing someone who knows about show business too, which is what started it all.
Rich Russillo: Talk about a presence, the woman is beautiful, and she knows it, she can sing and dance, Miku Sakai can too, and that is the clash, these are two ladies that want to outdo each other, well It will definitely be in lingerie!
Persephone: You guys are totally enjoying this degrading crap. And by the way she can’t sing!
(Candice is making her way down to the ring as the cabaret stays at the entranceway. She looks out to the crowd smiling as they love it….)
Candice Blair: Well, there is something going down! Like the storm in the sky, I ain’t gonna be played by your behavior! How can I trust someone who’s lying to me, so….. Bow out, go!
Now I said bow out, leave! I said take your stuff and go, ‘Cuz you’re not for me! Mama knows best when times get hard! And papa always has a joke to make me laugh! Mama knows best when I feel down, to bring me up And always keep my feet on the ground. Just keep the best of ma’! Daddy said to me! Always use humor as your therapy, yeah! Don’t ever take life too seriously, Just do you, ‘cuz you do you so perfectly! Mama, mama knows best!
Daddy, daddy knows best! Mam……
(Suddenly Candice is attacked from behind by Miku Sakai in red lingerie, a garter, stockings, heels and camisole. Candice falls on the floor as Miku starts to kick her a few times before picking her back up, throwing the boa out….)
Rich Russillo: LET HER FINISH THE DAMN SONG!?! THE REFEREE IS CALLING FOR THE BELL AND THE START OF THIS MATCH!
(DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
James Peters: MIKU SAKAI ATTACKING CANDICE DURING HER LITTLE CABARET ROUTINE! SHE HAD THE WHOLE STRIP TEASE GOING AND STUFF! THE CROWD WAS REALLY INTO IT BUT DAMN IF MIKU WAS GOING TO PUT UP WITH IT! SHE THROWS CANDICE INTO THE STEEL STEPS! SHE SLAMS CANDICE AGAIN BEFORE ROLLING HER INTO THE RING AND THE REFEREE ALREADY CALLED FOR THE START OF THE MATCH!
Rich Russillo: Imagine if Gavin Kirkland was here?
Persephone: Let’s not and this is so degrading for women, I mean seriously both of those outfits are butt ugly, I look sexier in my black lace…. Why are you looking at me like that Rich?
Rich Russillo: I was listening, that was all.
(Miku is beating down Candice both in their lingerie, Miku in red, Candice in white, both wearing heels, as Miku continues the attack, but Candice finally fights back, they lock up, Candice with a quick arm drag, but Miku rolls through, she is back up charging in, but Candice catches her with a hip toss, Miku gets up this time a bit frustrated, running at Candice who steps to the side….)
James Peters: Candice found an opening and now is on the offensive! Tripping her up with a step over toe hold but Miku quickly rolls out, Candice is back up and… MIKU THROWS HER HEEL HITTING CANDICE RIGHT IN THE HEAD! She is stunned and Miku grabs her other heel in hand, LOU THESZ PRESS WITH THE HEEL JAMMED IN CANDICE’S FACE! SHE FALLS AND INSTEAD OF FISTS SHE IS WAILING CANDICE IN THE FACE WITH THE HEEL!
Persephone: Give Miku points for creativity, that definitely will stop this stupid Activist Ava for sure! Miku is pounding her with it, she is now trying to ram it into her eye! Oh, this is good! This is really good! Though still totally degrading!
Rich Russillo: Candice is fighting back though! She is pushing the smaller Miku off and now Candice is getting back up and she is taking off those studded heels!
Persephone: Louis Vuitton, I’ll give her credit, she has taste. Just wait until either one of these hags are thrown at the ropes, there is barbed wire wrapped around them, they may come off naked the minute they are bounced back, and this match will be over!
(Candice now has both heels in hand, running up to Miku…..)
James Peters: SHE JUST PANCAKED MIKU’S HEAD WITH THOSE HEELS! SLAPPING THEM BOTH AT THE SAME TIME ON EACH SIDE OF HER HEAD! THERE IS SOME BLOOD ALREADY DRIPPING FROM SPIKE OF THE HEEL! SHE CUT HER OPEN SLIGHTLY AND MIKU IS ALREADY IN TROUBLE IN THE EARLY GOING OF THE MATCH! CANDICE IS DOING IT AGAIN AND AGAIN! THESE WOMEN DO NOT CARE THAT THEY ARE WEARING LINGERIE, THIS IS A FIGHT!
Rich Russillo: It really is! Miku is bleeding from the temples of her head, trying to do anything to roll out of the ring from under that barbed wire, but Candice is following her, remember there are NO RULES and the ONLY way to win this match is to strip your opponent to their bare underwear then pinfalls and submissions count!
Persephone: You keep emphasizing the stripping part Rich, don’t be diet Gavin.
Rich Russillo: I…. well…… anyway! Miku is outside the ring, she is trying to recover and looks to be going under the apron! Candice just threw her heels ay Miku one of them hitting her flush on the back! These two ladies are not holding back at all!
(Candice now rolls out of the ring, she grabs Miku by the ankles and trying to drag her back out from crawling into the ring. Miku flips over….)
James Peters: PEPPER SPRAY! SHE JUST SPRAYED IT ALL OVER CANDICE EYES AND SHE HAS BLINDED THE BEAUTY! HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET PEPPER SPRAY!? LOOK AT MIKU NOW! SHE IS LAUGHING! GRABBING A BLINDED CANDICE AND WHIPPING HER INTO THE STEEL POST! CANDICE HIT HARD AND LOOKS TO BE OUT OF IT ALREADY IN THE EARLY GOING OF THIS MATCH!
Rich Russillo: Miku had a plan and now Candice is in trouble! These women have plenty of layers on them, smart to really enhance the lingerie experience like they are some high-priced escorts but a blinded and now semi-conscious Candice!? We are looking at the opportunity for this match to end pretty quickly!
(Candice is out of it, trying to crawl as Miku again looks under the ring and she pops out something as the crowd oohs.)
Persephone: No…. she didn’t!
James Peters: This is about to get SADOMASOCHIST HERE TONIGHT AND THE SIMPS LOVE IT! A CAT O’NINE TAILS WHIP!
(Miku holds the nine-strand whip with spikes at the end of it, stand over Candice who is back up on her fours. Miku raises the whip flipping off Candice.)
Miku Sakai: BITCH!
(CRACK!)
(CRACK!)
(CRACK!)
(The whip cracks on Candice back as she screams in pain)
James Peters: SHE IS TEARING THE HIDE OFF CANDICE! THE CRACK OF THE WHIP OVER AND OVER AGAIN! THE CORSET SHE IS WEARING MAY HAVE PROTECTED SOME OF IT BUT MIKU SAKAI WENT HIGH IN THAT ONE! CANDICE IS CRAWLING AND…. MIKU WRAPS THE WHIP AROUND HER NECK! SHE IS CHOKING CANDICE OUT!
(Candice coughs, gasping for air as Miku stands over her, choking Candice with the whip, she quickly lets go, throws the whip back in the ring and grabs Candice who can barely get to her feet, she lifts her up and throws Candice back first from the floor into the ring ropes wrapped in barbed wire.)
Rich Russillo: MIKU AGAIN SHOWING HER VICIOUSNESS! SHE THREW CANDICE RIGHT INTO THE BARBED WIRE ADDING MORE DAMAGE AND TRAUMA TO THE BACK! I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SEXY!?
Persephone: Sexy!? Okay so they are wearing lingerie, but they are in Bloodsport! You want to talk about sexy!? It stops at what they are wearing and that is it! These two petty bitches want to destroy each other because they think they are stars, whether it is on pop culture, social media, whatever. One has simps, the other thinks she can sing. Well, I hope they both kill each other and like in the next five minutes!
Rich Russillo: You’re jealous because they look like Victoria Secret models, and you want to be.
Persephone: No, you didn’t.
James Peters: Candice is down on the floor and Miku is picking her back up, rolling Candice back in the ring, Miku is now grabbing a chair, what the hell is she going to do with that!?
(Miku slides the chair into the ring, she then looks around, looks under and takes out a stack of bamboo as the crowd looks on trying to figure out what she going to do with that. Miku then grabs another chair, slides it in, then positions the chairs toward the corner, folded in the sitting position. She then jams the bamboo in between the spaces of the chairs.)
Persephone: What is she doing!?
James Peters: The edges of that bamboo look a bit sharp, and I think that she is trying…. Wait….MIKU SAKAI JUST LIFTED CANDICE ON THE TOP ROPE! MIKU HAS CREATED SOME SORT OF SPLINTER OR LIKE THOSE OLD PITFALL DEATH TRAPS THAT YOU FALL ON THE WOODEN SPIKES! SHE HAS CREATED ONE AND MIKU IS LOOKING TO IMPALE CANDICE IN THEM!
Persephone: We might see an actual murder on EAW programming!? Oh, this is quite enjoyable!
Rich Russillo: No! This can’t be happening! CANDICE IS TORN UP PRETTY GOOD! NOT ONE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING HAS BEEN TAKEN OFF EXCEPT FOR THEIR SHOES AND NOW MIKU IS LOOKING TO HURRICARANA CANDICE ON THE BAMBOO SPIKES! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
(Miku looks out into the crowd as most of them are watching in horror, she then jumps up for the Hurricanrana….)
James Peters: CANDICE HANGS ON! MIKU IS JUST DANGLING THERE AND CANDICE PICKS HER UP! SHE IS GOING TO POWERBOMB MIKU INTO THOSE BAMBOO SPIKES AND……
(CRASH!!!!!!!)
James Peters: CANDICE POWERBOMBED MIKU ON TO THE CHAIRS AND BAMBOO SPIKES! IT LOOSK LIKE SHE WAS CUT UP IN HER ARMS AND LEGS! STOCKINGS RIPPED BUT SHE MANAGED TO TAKE THE FULL BLUNT OF THE STEEL FROM THE CHAIRS! WAIT! CANDICE IS GRABBING ONE OF THOSE BAMBOO SPIKES……
(WHACK!)
(WHACK!)
(WHACK!)
Rich Russillo: CANDICE IS REPEATEDLY BEATING THE ABSOLUTE HELL OUT OF MIKU SAKAI WITH THAT BAMBOO AND…… SHE IS WEDGING IT INTO THE CHEST OF MIKU! SHE IS CUTTING UP MIKU BAD! THIS HAS BECOME A BLOOD BATH! NOT EXACTLY WHAT WE ALL HAD IN MIND! LOOK AT CANDICE SHE IS NOT STOPPING FOR ANYTHING! CONTINUING TO BRING DOWN HELL ON MIKU AFTER WHAT SHE DID!
(Candice finally throws the Bamboo, dropping to one knee and reaching over, grabbing Miku’s leg and unclipping the stocking on her left leg, ripping it off exposing Miku’s leg, Candice then wraps it around her fists and drops on Miku, choking the former Unified Tag Team Champion with her own stocking…)
James Peters: CANDICE IS CHOKING OUT MIKU SAKAI WITH HER OWN STOCKING! CANDICE HAS COMPLETELY LOST IT AND LIKE RICH SAID, WE DID NOT EXPECT THIS SORT OF VIOLENCE WITH THE PREMISE OF THE MATCH, BUT WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THE ABSOLUTE HATRED BETWEEN THESE TWO WOMEN STEMMING FROM THE START OF THE SEASON, YOU CAN SEE WHY! CANDICE IS NOT RELENTING HERE! MIKU’S EYES ARE STARTING TO ROLL TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD! THE REFEREE CANNOT STOP THIS EITHER!
Persephone: Sure, he can call the match! It ends and we can move on!
Rich Russillo: They need to be stripped down to their underwear and then pins and submissions count! That is the rules to win this match!
Persephone: You are such a perv! Fine, Strip her down to basically nothing! But I swear if I see you pulling out a sock!
Rich Russillo: Never!
(Miku tries to claw at the hands of Candice, in one last effort, making Candice release the choke quickly.)
Rich Russillo: Miku was able to get Candice to break the choke. It is still only around 8 minutes into the match and look what these ladies have already done to each other! Candice wiping the small blood from the nail scratches, she waits until Miku is back up…..BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE! SHE HITS MIKU AND CAUSES HER TO FALL THROUGH THE ROPES OUTSIDE! MIKU CAUGHT SOME OF THAT BARBED WIRE ON THE WAY OUT!
James Peters: She did and Miku is bleeding all over her chest, now upper thigh, we can see that part of her other stocking was ripped when she fell through the ropes and she is in bad shape, slowly getting up but look at Candice! SHE RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES, HANDSPRING INTO A SUICIDE CANNONBAL CLEARING THE BARBED WIRE AND SHE….. LANDS HARD ON THE FLOOR! MIKU WAS ABLE TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY AND CANDICE IS HURT!
Persephone: Candice has some junk in the trunk, but I don’t think that was even enough padding to cushion that fall! Miku now….. SPRINGBOARD FLYING FOREARM FROM THE STEEL STEPS ON CANDICE! That hit her right in the bridge of the nose! She might be out!
Rich Russillo: Miku is grabbing Candice left leg, she is ripping the stocking off Candice! That’s one! She is now grabbing the other one…. She is trying to pull it off, she has it halfway…. Wait she is tying Candice ankles together with the other stocking!
(Miku grabs the stocking she already took off and ties it to the other one before throwing it over the ropes, she then reaches in pulling it hard trying to hang Candice upside down.)
James Peters: MIKU IS HANGING CANDICE UPSIDE DOWN! CANDICE HAS BARELY MOVED! SHE IS STILL OUT OF IT AND MIKU IS RIPPING HER OWN STOCKING OFF THAT WAS DAMAGED IN THE FALL THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE! SHE IS ROLLING IT OVER HER FIRST AND REACHING IN YANKING SOME OF THAT BARBED WIRE! SHE IS WRAPPING IT AROUND HER FIST!
Rich Russillo: THIS IS NOT GOOD, JIM! SHE IS ABOUT TO MAKE CANDICE INTO A PIN CUSHION! MIKU GRABS CANDICE HAIR….. SHE IS GRINDING THAT BARBED WIRE IN THE FACE OF CANDICE! SHE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN! LOOK AT THE BLOOD RUNNING DOWN HER HEAD! HAIR AND THE FLOOR!
Persephone: That’s why they call this Bloodsport, kid.
James Peters: That was genius, Persephone. NOW MIKU IS PUNCHING CANDICE! THAT CORSET GIVES SOME PROTECTION BUT HOW MUCH REALLY! MIKU IS LIKE A BOXER GOING TO TOWN ON CANDICE! SHE IS HELPLESS AND THE REFEREE CANNOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT! WAIT…. MIKU!
(Miku unravels the barbed wire with cut her hand and knuckles too, but she doesn’t care., going under the ring, she starts looking and pulls out……)
Persephone: Oh shit….
Rich Russillo: Uh….. Uh……
James Peters: THOSE ARE THE BIGGEST SET OF HEDGE CLIPPERS I HAVE EVER SEEN! MIKU SAKAI!? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THOSE!?
(Miku starts to wedge the hedge clippers between the breasts of Candice…..)
Persephone: BRILLIANT! SHE IS GOING TO CUT THAT UGLY ASS CORSET OFF!
(SNIP!!!)
(SNIP!!!)
(SNIP!!)
James Peters: MIKU IS CUTTING THE CORSET OFF CANDICE!
Rich Russillo: YES! I MEAN DAMN IT! NO!
Persephone: Really?
(The Corset is almost split in half from the middle, Miku is about to rip it off when Candice uses whatever strength she has left to lift herself up and gouge her long pointy nails into the eyes of Miku, ripping at them as the Japanese star screams and lets go.)
James Peters: CANDICE STOPS HER FROM CUTTING IT ALL THE WAY AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE PLAYED IT SMART AND HAS A STRAPLESS BRA UNDER IT! CANDICE IS SITTING UP AND UNTYING HERSELF! THE REFEREE IS HELPING AS SHE GETS LOOSE! RIPPING THE REST OF THE STOCKING OFF HER LEG AND FOOT! CANDICE GRABS MIKU SLAMMING HER FACE AGAINST THE APRON! SHE NOW PICKS UP THE HEDGE CLIPPERS! CANDICE NO!
(Candice opens the hedge clippers and SNAPS THEM AT THE THROAT AND HEAD OF MIKU BUT SHE QUICKLY GETS OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE BEING DECAPITATED….)
Rich Russillo: SHE TRIED TO DECAPITATE MIKU SAKAI! MIKU THOUGH COMES BACK WITH A SUPERKICK! THAT WAS HER HEEL HITTING A BLOODY CHIN OF CANDICE! AVA IS DOWN AND MIKU PICKS HER UP BY THE BLOODY HAIR, ROLLING HER BACK INTO THE RING! MIKU IS LOOKING UNDER THE RING AGAIN! SHE IS TAKING OUT SOME BLACK SACK! THROWING IT INTO THE RING! MIKU NOW IS WAITING AS CANDICE IS GETTING UP….
(Miku opens up the bag with a smile on her face, she opens it as a bunch of thumbtacks come out, Candice is slowly getting up…. Miku waits behind her….)
Persephone: Why is it always thumbtacks!?
Rich Russillo: I think Miku has other plans, Persephone! SHE GETS BEHIND CANDICE, LIFTS HER UP FOR AN ATOMIC DROP BUT SHE DROPPED HER BARE FEET FIRST INTO THE TACKS! CANDICE IS SCREAMING AND HOPPING UP AND DOWN JUST STICKING MORE TACKS UNDER HER FEET! SHE TURNS RIGHT INTO THE STARFALL!!!!
James Peters: STARFALL RIGHT ON THE TACKS!!! STARFALL RIGHT ON THE TACKS AND LOOK AT THE BOTTOM OF CANDICE FEET! THEY ARE SHINING IN SILVER RIGHT NOW! MIKU GOING FOR THE CORSET! SHE IS TRYING TO RIP IT APART AND CANDICE IS IN SO MUCH PAIN AND NOT EVEN FIGHTING BACK….
Persephone: THE CORSET IS OFF! Why did I say that out loud and so excitedly!?
Rich Russillo: Because that is one less article of clothing! Candice is down to her bra, garter and panties! MIKU COULD PIN OR SUBMIT HER AT ANY TIME IF SHE CAN GET THAT GARTER OFF! She is in a lot of trouble here! Miku now is trying to pull down her underwear! I never thought I would this in a match! She is trying hard, and Candice is coming too! Full of tacks and all! She is trying to hold on to her underwear! Cover the children’s eyes! Send them to bed early!
James Peters: Candice is fighting it! She kicks Miku off but is screaming in Pain! What she is feeling right now! What she has had to endure! Miku is charging her, MONKEY FLIP ON TO THE BARBED WIRE AND MIKU IS TANGLED UP IN IT!
(Candice sits up, there is really nothing she can do about her back, but she starts taking the thumbtacks out of her feet, screaming in pain as the crowd looks on in horror.)
Crowd: CANDICE! CANDICE! CANDICE!
(She falls back, slowly getting up on her bloody feet, the pain is etched on her face as she walks over to Miku and starts kicking her, then choking while still tangled in the Barbed Wire…)
Rich Russillo: Candice is choking her out! Miku is stuck to the barbed wire and wait…. Candice has Miku by the hair, what is she planning to do!? CANDICE REACHES OVER FOR THE CAT O’NINE TAILS AND WRAPS IT IN MIKU’S HAIR! WHAT….. OH WAIT……
Persephone: OUCH! SHE JUST RIPPED MIKU FROM THE BARBED WIRE BY HER HAIR AND THE WHIP TOOK STRANDS FROM HER HEAD AND MIKU’S CAMISOLE IS HISTORY! SHE IS DOWN TO HER BRA! GARTER AND PANTIES!
James Peters: CANDICE IS LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD BUT MIKU IS COVERED IN IT TOO! BOTH OF THESE LADIES HAVE PUT THEMSELVES THROUGH HELL AND WE HAVE BARELY SEEN THEM BRING OUT THEIR ARSENAL! CANDICE THOUGH LOOKS LIKE SHE IS ABOUT TO FINISH THIS!
(Candice picks up Miku to her feet, locks her in for the Candy Destroyer but Miku back body drops Candice who lands on her feet but lets out a huge scream as she landed on her hurt feet, turning around….)
Rich Russillo: NIGHT NIGHT! THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER AND CANDICE IS OUT! THERE ARE NO PINFALLS! THERE ARE NO SUBMISSIONS UNTIL SHE IS DOWN TO BRA AND PANTIES! MIKU JUST NEEDS TO TAKE OFF HER GARTER AND THEN SHE COULD COVER HER! MIKU THOUGH IS EXHAUSTED TOO! LYING NEXT TO CANDICE, SHE SLOWLY CRAWLS OVER TO HER, LAID OUT ON THE MAT.
(Miku now is trying to reach her bra to unhook it, but she can barely move. She continues to crawl over to Candice who isn’t moving, and trying to turn her over so she can unclip her garter, but Candice is dead weight and a frustrated Miku slams the mat trying to turn her over again, this time she has Candice on her side, trying to unlock it when…..)
James Peters: CANDICE COMES TOO AND ROLLED AWAY FROM MIKU AS SHE TOOK OFF HER GARTER! CANDICE IS NOW ROLLING TO THE FLOOR! MIKU IS PISSED! SLAMMING THE MATS! COULD HAVE GONE FOR THE COVER AND END THIS! YOU CAN TELL THAT THIS YOUNG WOMAN WANTS THIS TO BE OVER! MIKU IS UP AND SHE RUNS TOWARD CANDICE…. SUICIDE DIVE ON CANDICE! BOTH LADIES ON THE OUTSIDE ARE DOWN! Candice and Miku, how much more can they take!?
Rich Russillo: They have wrestled and fought, but this has been a sadist showcase of what these two women are willing to do in order to get this win! Miku is up first, and she again is looking under the ring, this time she takes out a TABLE! Miku Sakai with a Table and she muscles it into the ring! What else is she getting!? IS THAT!?
(Miku takes out another bag, throwing it into the ring, then reaches in and grabs a bottle, throws that in too, then she grabs…..)
Persephone: A HAND BLOW TORCH!? WHAT IS SHE GOING TO MAKE!? CRÈME BRULEE!?
(The crowd oh’s at the blowtorch, which Miku rolls into the ring too, then picks up Candice and throws her in also. Miku climbs up to the top rope, Candice is lying there…..)
Rich Russillo: FROGSPLASH!!!! CANDICE IS MOTIONLESS AS IT CONNECTS! MIKU IS NOW SETTING THE TABLE! WHAT THE HELL IS IN THAT BAG!?
(Miku empties the back on the table, it is all charcoal. The crowd roars as Miku starts to laugh, flipping everyone off.)
James Peters: WE HAVE CHARCOAL!? AND THAT BOTTLE IS LIGHTER FLUID! SHE IS SPRAYING THE FLUID ALL OVER THE TABLE! AND NOW THE BLOWTORCH! SHE LIGHTS THE TABLE ON FIRE AND THE CHARCOAL CAN BURN FOR A LONG TIME! MIKU IS PICKING UP CANDICE AND SHE IS HOISTING HER UP TO THE TOP ROPE! WE SAW SOMETHING LIKE THIS EARLIER BUT THIS TIME MIKU IS GOING TO TRY AND SUPLEX HER ON TO THE FLAMING TABLE!
Persephone: GOOD! END THIS!
(Miku tries again to lift Candice, but she doesn’t budge, she tries to lift her again and she doesn’t budge, finally she goes one more time but Candice head butts her! And another and Miku falls on her feet, Candice locks her…..)
Rich Russillo: TORNADO DDT! SHE MISSED THE TABLE ENTIRELY BUT SAVED HERSELF FROM BEING DROPPED ON IT! Miku is down and now Candice quickly reaches over and rips off her garter! Now Candice is going to try and pick her up, Miku is trying to reach the ropes and get away though she is completely dazed! She tries to kick her off, but Candice holds on trying to pull her, but Miku gets back to her feet, ENZIGURI! NO! SHE MISSES AND CANDICE FLIPS HER BACK OVER, SHE GRABS HER LEGS AS MIKU IS SCREAMING NO! CANDICE BLAIR AVA!
James Peters: SHE SPRINGBOARDS MIKU UP AND……
(CRASH!!!!!!!!)
James Peters: MIKU SAKAI JUST WENT THROUGH THE BURNING TABLE! SHE IS ROLLING ON THE MAT TRYING TO PUT HERSELF OUT AND MIKU HAS TO BE BURNED! THE IMPACT WAS TOUGH ENOUGH AND MIKU IS DOWN! CANDICE DROPS ON HER FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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James Peters: MIKU KICKS OUT! CANDICE CANNOT BELIEVE IT! SHE WAITS AS MIKU IS SLOWLY GETTING BACK TO HER FEET! SHE CHARGES….
Persephone: THE BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE! NO! MIKU DUCKS AND SCOWERS! SHE GRABS THE BLOW TORCH! CANDICE KICKS IT OUT OF HER HANDS!
(The blowtorch rolls to the corner as Miku can barely stand, her skin is burned and she is bleeding, as Candice grabs her, Forearm! Another forearm, she whips Miku into the ropes, Miku reverses Candice bounces off and hits the barbed wire….)
Rich Russillo: MORE BARBED WIRE AND CANDICE IS IN TROUBLE! ANOTHER CUT AND MIKU WITH A HURRICANRANA RIGHT INTO THE CORNER! CANDICE IS DOWN AND OUT! MIKU LAUGHS AND HERE SHE GOES FOR THE MUSTACHE RIDE!
Persephone: THE BRONCO BUSTER AND OH MY!?
(As Miku is jumping up in the air for the Bronco Buster…..)
James Peters: CANDICE HAS THE BLOWTORCH AND SHE JUST TURNED IT ON AND …….. MIKU LANDS ON THE BLOWTORCH! MIKU LANDS ON THE BLOWTORCH! MIKU LANDS ON THE BLOW TORCH!
Candice Blair: SAVE THE FOREST AND THE TREES BITCH!
Persephone: She might have just cooked her va…..
(Miku screams as she jumps up and down in pain, Candice quickly runs at her….)
Rich Russillo: CANDY DESTROYER!!!! CANDICE JUST HIT THE CANDY DESTROYER AND MIKU IS DOWN!
(Both women lie on the mat motionless, Candice though has enough energy to reach over and drape her arm over the chest of Miku….)
Rich Russillo: WE HAVE A COVER ON MIKU!
James Peters: CANDICE IS ON MIKU AND THE REFEREE DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Rich Russillo: HE HAVE A WINNER AND TWO HALF NAKED WOMEN IN NEED OF PARAMEDICS!
(Candice collapses unconscious right next to Miku, both ladies lie motionless as the EMT’s rush the ring, the referee quickly checks on Miku who is down and convulsing….)
Bella Braxton: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH! CANDICE BLAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Diamonds” by Megan Thee Stallion and Normani play throughout the arena as the referee raises the hand of Candice which drops with a thud. The EMT’s are checking both women and the mess in the ring. There is some concern from the fans as both women have not moved.)
Rich Russillo: We talk a lot of nonsense here in the EAW but in all honesty, whether this was a match about lingerie or not, these two women put themselves through absolute hell here. There was hatred, there was a lot of emotions heading into this match and I was honestly thinking this was going to have all kinds of crazy toys and oil…..
Persephone: You should have stopped at match. Yeah, this was an empowering match, two women that were thrown into a 2007 sexist as hell type match that just needed some pillows and bubble bath but instead, they came out and they fought to the very end. I have to say, someone needs to check on girl’s vagina, I can’t believe I am even talking about this. I hate this job.
James Peters: This was a war, Candice Blair has always been mistaken as a woman that is prissy and worried about her looks, and while she is, I think she proved just how tough she is in this match, Miku we always knew about her, and she showed it again and why she was a former Champion. We have not seen the last of these two for sure!
(The EMT’s continue to work on Candice and Miku. Candice is finally moving, holding her hand up for a thumbs up as Miku is whimpering in pain, afraid to move.)
( The next match graphic flashes across the screen. )
( Inside the ring, Bella is all smiles. )
Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest… is a HARDCORE IRONMAN MATCH!!! The rules are as follows. This match will be contested for 30 minutes, and the aim of the game is to score as many pinfalls or submissions against your opponent as possible. The Elitist with the most points will be appointed the winner!
(“Enemy Strike” by Yuki Hayashi hits as the thousands packed inside the Now Arena shoot their feet and erupt with a chorus of boos. The 2021 Cash in the Vault briefcase holder, Myles confidently makes his way through the curtain; the Cash in the Vault briefcase gripped firmly in his right hand as he closes his eyes, giving himself a moment before walking down to the ring and into arguably the biggest match of his career.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, representing NEW EDEN… from Melbourne, Australia, weighing in tonight at TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN POUNDS!!!! HE IS THE 2021 CASH IN THE VAULT WINNER!!! HE IS THE KANGAROO KILLER!!! MYYYYYYLLLLEESSSSS!!!!!
James Peters: This has been something that I’ve been waiting for since we first had the chance to see this man and Jamie O’Hara come face to face on the second Voltage of the season! This has taken its twists and turns; Myles bringing up Jamie’s family. The kind of father that he’s going to be towards his son, and the selfishness that both Jamie O’Hara and Cameron Ella Ava have shown towards themselves throughout their career!
Rich Russillo: You have to wonder about how far into the head that both men have gotten into the other. Jamie O’Hara has been so cool, calm and collected throughout the majority of his career, but it didn’t seem to take long for Myles to get some form of reaction out of him. Whether that has to stem from that loss to Kassidy Heart at Pain for Pride, or simply through what Myles has said about Jamie’s family; it puts this match into a very interesting position. These two men have 30 minutes to do whatever they want to do to each other, and with attacks from both Jamie and Myles throughout the last few weeks – it’ll be extremely interesting to see what the game plan of both Elitists are going to be.
James Peters: There’s no doubt that early control in a match like this holds so much importance, and it may be the person that’s really willing to take the first risk that may be able to gain it. It’s a match like this which creates the opportunity to shape your entire season ahead, and you put the competitiveness of both Elitist’s against each other and it pushes this to an entirely new level.
(Myles enters the ring and immediately hands the Cash in the Vault briefcase to the ringside personnel before turning straight towards the ramp and awaiting the arrival of his opponent. “Enemy Strike” fades out and the Now Arena falls into an almost complete silence. Myles takes a look around at the thousands in attendance with their attention locked on the stage until finally… “Kashmir” by Led Zeppelin hits and Jamie O’Hara slowly makes his way out through the curtain and onto the stage.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing his opponent, residing from Los Angeles, California, weighing tonight at ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY POUNDS!!!!… HE IS THE ASCENDED MASTER!!! THE ACE OF EAW!!! HE IS… JAAAAAAMIIEEEE OOOOOOOO’HAAAAARRRAAAAAAA!!!!!
James Peters: Did anyone pick up on that? The silence throughout the arena as they waited for their Ace to make his arrival was incredible, but did you pick up on the message that Jamie may have just sent. He made Myles wait. He gave Myles a chance to feel what he’s walking into tonight; to understand that Jamie is the person that dictates what’s going to happen at Bloodsport. Just like he decided the stipulation for this match; a 30 Minute Ironman Match.
Rich Russillo: Myles has made it no secret about the displeasure of the freedom that he believes that Jamie has had on Voltage over the last few weeks. From not being punished to being able to decide the stipulation for their match tonight; you have to wonder how that’s going to impact Myles’ motivation for their match tonight? This has been building for weeks and tonight it reaches its boiling point. We’ve seen matches like this in the past; Ms. Extreme against Rex McAllister, Cage against Rex McAllister
Persephone: You’re right! We should be watching Rex right now!
Rich Russillo: Not exactly. I was going to say that this match may differ between all of those before I was interrupted. We have no idea how far this is going to stray towards the hardcore element of this match. These two may have the intention of putting the other through as much torture as they can for 30 minutes, or they may simply look to prove their dominance over the other. There are so many possibilities at play, which makes this match so intriguing. You have one of the best of all time against someone with the potential to become one of the greatest of all time.
(Jamie enters the ring, walking straight past Myles and makes his way up onto the middle rope and takes a look out at the thousands packed inside the Now Arena. The hint of that familiar smirk crossing his face before he jumps back down to the canvas and turns towards his opponent. “Kashmir” fades out as the unanimous Pro-Jamie crowd chants his name.)
James Peters: Let’s get this thing started!
30:00
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: The bell rings and the timer begins, and this Hardcore Ironman Match is officially underway! Myles immediately takes a step forward out of his corner and walks directly to the middle of the ring. Jamie, on the other hand; he remains unmoved. Jamie’s crouched down in the corner, both arms grabbing the top rope as he keeps his eyes locked on his opponent. You can see the different mindsets already. Jamie is as calm as we’ve ever seen him, while Myles is more than ready to get this thing started. There’s no rush from the longest World Heavyweight Champion in EAW history. He’s made it perfectly clear throughout these last two weeks that he’s the person that dictates what happens tonight.
Rich Russillo: It may have been smart for Myles to rush Jamie as the bell rang, but the hesitation is justified.
James Peters: Myles knows the possible consequences if he makes a mistake. The seconds just pass by as that hint of a smirk returns to the face of Jamie O’Hara pulls himself up to a vertical base and the two begin to circle around the ring. These two are talking to each other; our cameras are unable to pick up what they’re saying, but this thing may be about to kick off! They finally lock up in the middle of the ring! Myles immediately uses his power advantage over Jamie to force him straight back into the corner! Jamie is trapped back first against those turnbuckles, and remember with the Hardcore stipulation; Myles do not need to release his control. Jamie’s able to shift his position and turn Myles with a stand and switch! Jamie immediately backs off – BUT, FIRES WITH A SHARP KICK TO THE INNER THIGH OF THE RIGHT LEG OF MYLES ON THE WAY OUT!
Rich Russillo: You can tell by the look on the face of Myles that one stung! It’s obvious that Jamie understands that Myles holds the power advantage after that quick release, but it’s shots like that which are going to slowly take their effect. A kick like that doesn’t sting for just a moment. Myles takes some time to compose himself as Jamie invites him back to the middle of the ring. The two look to lock up once more, but Jamie slips behind Myles and locks him by the waist! Myles swings his elbow back, but Jamie ducks underneath it! The momentum behind the force that Myles threw behind that elbow swinging him around and Jamie latches onto that right leg! Myles is stuck on one leg – AND SWINGS FOR AN ENZIGURI! JAMIE DUCKS! MYLES LANDS ON THAT FOOT AND TRIES TO CATCH JAMIE WITH ANOTHER KICK, BUT JAMIE DUCKS AGAIN! DRAGON SCREW FROM THE ACE!
James Peters: Myles trying to get out of the ring, but Jamie doesn’t release that leg! Jamie dragged Myles back into the middle of the ring and the Ascended Master locks in a single leg boston crab! Myles is quickly able to roll himself back onto his back and out of the attempted submission hold, but Jamie snaps that leg down immediately with a grounded dragon screw! Jamie shooting back to his feet as Myles clutches at that right leg, dragging himself back into the corner – BUT THAT ONLY PUTS HIM INTO POSITION TO DRIVE BOTH FEET INTO THE FACE WITH THAT B-E-A-UTIFUL HESITATION DROPKICK! Jamie drags Myles out of the corner and we have our first cover of this match!
ONE!!!!….. KICKOUT!
25:07
Rich Russillo: Myles shoots his shoulder off the canvas almost instantly as we’re already almost through the first 5 minutes of this 30 minute Ironman match. Myles needs to gain some distance away from Jamie, but Jamie locks in a side chinlock! We know that Jamie isn’t going to look to turn this match into a brawl. He’s not going to look to use this Hardcore stipulation in the fashion that he could; he’ll be happy to spend all of these 30 minutes to wear Myles down. Not give him an inch to allow this to break down. You have to wonder about how the early damage to the right leg of Myles is going to come into play as this match begins to reach the final stages. But, there’s still a long time to go before we reach that point!
James Peters: Myles is able to shift his hips and get to a seated position, but Jamie releases the chin lock and crack! Jamie O’Hara with a stinging kick to the back of Myles! Myles back jars in pain – AS JAMIE CRACKS HIM IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A LOW ROUNDHOUSE KICK! Myles had no chance to see that kick coming and as a result – no chance to brace for it! Jamie O’Hara has been absolutely perfect in the first minutes of this Ironman match!
Persephone: It’s been fucking boring. :sleep:
Rich Russillo: Myles rolls onto the apron as Jamie O’Hara slowly stalks. Myles has not been allowed to get out of the starting gates! Myles shaking his head, trying to shake out the cobwebs as The Ace slingshots over the top rope AND DRIVES BOTH FEET DOWN WITH A DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP! MYLES, ALMOST INSTINCTIVELY ROLLS OFF THE APRON AND JUST AVOIDS IT! Myles is back onto his feet, but Jamie is waiting for him! JAMIE WITH A PUNT KICK FROM THE APRON TO MYLES!
James Peters: MYLES CAUGHT THE LEG OF JAMIE O’HARA! MYLES PULLS JAMIE OFF OF THE APRON, CATCHING HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND SENDS HIM CRASHING INTO THOSE STEEL STEPS WITH A RUNNING RELEASE FALLING POWERBOMB!!! WOW!!! THE STEEL STEPS EXPLODING APART FROM THE IMPACT OF JAMIE O’HARA MEETING STEEL!!! In one swift move Myles has completely stopped all of Jamie’s momentum and put this entire Ironman match in his favour! Jamie is barely moving as Myles looks to compose himself. Myles drags Jamie back to his feet! You can see a small gash on the back of Jamie which must have been from hitting the edge of those steps!
Rich Russillo: This is Myles moment to get his lead! Myles drives shoulder into the ribs of Jamie O’Hara and sends him spine first back into the edge of the apron! BUT, HE’S NOT FINISHED YET! MYLES SENDS JAMIE O’HARA OVERHEAD AND CRASHING INTO THE APRON WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Jamie has been left in a heap as Myles begins to get the blood flowing back through that earlier targeted knee! Jamie, though as defiant as ever, is already working his way back to his feet, but boy! Blood is pouring out of that cut on his back! Jamie’s sent rolling back into the ring as Myles begins to search under the ring! Myles pulls out a steel chair! He pulls out a couple of kendo sticks! Another chair! All being thrown into the ring by Mr. Cash in the Vault! Myles looking under the ring… it looks like he’s looking for something in particular! Myles walks around the ring and checks back under the ring… and a BIG smile crosses his face!
James Peters: Oh my god.
Rich Russillo: MYLES IS DRAGGING OUT A GIANT GLASS PANEL OUT FROM UNDER THE RING! Myles trying to slide it into the ring – BUT JAMIE O’HARA FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TAKES OUT MYLES WITH AN INCREDIBLE TOPE CON HILO!
James Peters: Myles needs to remember that Jamie has this incredible talent of taking punishment and continuing to push forward! It’s moments of separation that gives Jamie the chance to recover and react! Jamie grabbing a stunned Myles and rolls him back into the ring! Jamie isn’t going to give Myles that same separation, following and stalks! Myles stumbles back to his feet AND JAMIE SENDS HIM FLYING BACK INTO THE CORNER WITH A JOHN WOO DROPKICK! Jamie’s back to his feet AS MYLES BASICALLY ABSORBS THE IMPACT AS HE SHOOTS BACK OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE!
Rich Russillo: JAMIE SIDESTEPS AND CATCHING MYLES! SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX! MYLES DROPPED ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! Myles is dazed, but Jamie isn’t slowly down! Myles is back to his hands and knees AND JAMIE DRIVES BOTH FEET INTO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK! Myles still refuses to stop moving; the determination to try their hardest from allowing the other to truly keep control is incredible! But – Jamie’s there! Jamie locks the waist of Myles as he pushes himself back to his hands and knees AND POOOOWERS HIM UP AND OVER WITH A DEADLIFT HIGH ANGLE GERMAN SUPLEX! JAMIE HOLDS THE BRIDGE!
ONE!!!!!… TWO-KICKOUT!!
20:13
James Peters: It doesn’t look like Jamie is surprised that Myles managed to kick out, but both men are already showing the signs of the war that this is going to be! Blood is still coming from that gash on the back of Jamie O’Hara and it has to be a matter of time before the loss of blood begins to really affect him. Jamie will know that, and he looks like he’s ready to gain the lead here! Myles eyes are glazed over. Jamie dropped him on the back of his head twice and has also hit him with some BRUTAL kicks to the head! Jamie rolls onto the apron and begins to make his way up to the top rope! I don’t know how much wherewithal the Cash in the Vault briefcase holder has at the moment!
Rich Russillo: Myles pushing himself back up to a knee. You can see in that daze that he’s trying to get his eyes on Jamie, but his opponent waits perched on the top rope! Myles turns around AS JAMIE LEAPS! GENKI CANNON!!! MYLES DODGES AND JAMIE ROLLS THROUGH TO AVOID CRASHING AND BURNING! BUT – BUT MYLES GRABS ONTO ONE OF THOSE STEEL CHAIRS THAT HE THREW INTO THE RING EARLIER AND LAUNCHES IT INTO THE HEAD OF JAMIE O’HARA! JAMIE IS STAGGERED, BUT STILL STANDING! MYLES RUSHES FORWARD AND LOCKS HIM BY THE WAIST! MYLES DRIVES JAMIE CHEST FIRST INTO THE CORNER AND ROLLS BACK THROUGH WITH JAMIE STILL LOCKED! CHAOS THEORY GERMAN SUPLEX! MYLES KEEPS HIS ARMS LOCKED! HE REFUSES TO LET JAMIE GO! MYLES DRAGGING JAMIE BACK UP TO HIS FEET BEFORE TAKING HIM BACK DOWN WITH ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!
James Peters: But, that grip still remains unbroken! It shows that Myles learned his lesson earlier and now that he has a hold of Jamie – he isn’t going to let him go until he knows that he doesn’t have a chance to recover! Myles dragging Jamie back to his feet and switches his grip! Myles locks the right arm of Jamie in a modified straightjacket BEFORE PUSHING HIM AWAY AND CRACKING JAMIE O’HARA ON THE JAW WITH A RIPCORD BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE! JAMIE’S LEGS FALLING OUT FROM UNDER HIM, BUT MYLES DOESN’T LET HIM HIT THE CANVAS! MYLES INSTEAD PULLS HIM IN AND POWERS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDER! MYLES HAS O’HARA SET! CANADIAN RACK DROPPED INTO A DDT! WRAITH OF PANDORA CONNECTS! MYLES ROLLS JAMIE ONTO HIS BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG!
ONE!!!!!… TWO!!!!… KICKOUT!!!!
Rich Russillo: Jamie manages to get a shoulder up, but Myles doesn’t let him affect him! CROSSFACE! Myles grabs onto the same arm that Kassidy Heart almost ripped from it’s socket at Pain for Pride and traps him in a crossface! Jamie was still able to get his hand between the hand of Myles to alleviate some of the pressure from this hold! You can see Myles trying to grab onto the free arm of Jamie and transition into that Checkmayt! But Jamie is able to hook that arm of Myles and rolls him over onto his shoulders!
James Peters: Myles releases the hold, not risking getting caught in a pin as he shoots back up to his feet! Jamie is trying to follow, but is still obviously damaged from that assault from Myles! SUPERKICK! Myles with a pinpoint Superkick to the bottom of the jaw of Jamie O’Hara! Jamie drops straight back down to his knees as Myles immediately grabs one of those kendo sticks!
CRACK
James Peters: WHAT A SHOT TO THE ARM OF JAMIE O’HARA! JAMIE SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN AS MYLES FIRES AGAIN! THIS TIME WITH A SHOT ACROSS THE CHEST! ANOTHER SHOT! MYLES WITH A THIRD CRACK OF THAT KENDO STICK! THIS ONE ACROSS THE BACK, DIRECTLY ACROSS THAT GASH! The welts from these shots are already beginning to show across the body of Jamie O’Hara as Myles tosses the Kendo Stick aside. Jamie’s still on his knees; the pain still etched across his face. WAIT, WHAT’S MYLES LOOKING TO DO? MYLES CHARGES FORWARD AND DRIVES JAMIE O’HARA’S HEAD INTO THE CANVAS WITH A RUNNING DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP!!
Rich Russillo: That isn’t just something that could beat your opponent! That’s something that could end their entire career! The full force of Myles legs driving Jamie head first into the canvas! I have no doubts that Myles could cover Jamie, but he looks to have no intention in doing so! I think that Myles is far more content in dishing out as much punishment as he can while he has the chance! Jamie is not moving. Myles exits the ring and grabs that giant glass panel still sitting outside the ring and is now able to slide it into the squared circle! But, Myles looks like he wants to get his hands on anything that he can get his hands on! Myles is looking back under the ring!
Persephone: Hopefully he finds a gun so he can shoot himself.
James Peters: Who knows what he’s going to find under that ring, Persephone! Light tubes! Light tubes by the handful! Myles throwing them over the top rope and into the ring! Some of them shatter upon contact with the canvas! Jamie is only just now beginning to stir after those footstomp! Myles gets back to his feet and you can see him stepping on the already broken glass from those light tubes. It’s only going to make each move in that ring worse, and by how things are looking right now. I would absolutely hate to be Jamie O’Hara!
Rich Russillo: You can see the look on the face of Jamie O’Hara as he sees the carnage inside the ring. Myles stands right in front of him, one of those light tubes in hand! Jamie knows that this match has gone from being in his control and now into an environment that may put Myles into one hell of an advantage. Myles allowing Jamie to get back to his feet. You can see the confidence plastered across the face of the Mr. Cash in the Vault! Wait… Jamie is telling Myles to hit him. AND MYLES DOES NOT HESITATE! MYLES SMASHES THAT LIGHT TUBE INTO THE RIGHT ARM OF JAMIE O’HARA! IT SHATTERS INTO PIECES AS JAMIE FORCES HIMSELF TO ENDURE! BLOOD COMING FROM THE ARM; THERE HAS TO BE SHARDS OF GLASS STUCK IN HIS ARM, BUT HE’S ASKING MYLES IF THAT’S THE BEST THAT HE HAS TO OFFER!
James Peters: What do you do when you turn this match into what’s meant to put you in the box seat and your opponent seems to push himself to a higher level? Myles looks almost a little lost! Myles still have a piece of that light tube in his hand – AND HE LOOKS TO STAB IT INTO THE HEAD OF JAMIE O’HARA, BUT THE ACE DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT! JAMIE FIRES WITH A KICK STRAIGHT TO THAT RIGHT LEG OF MYLES! JAMIE WITH A FOREARM TO THE JAW! SPINNING BACK ELBOW! JAMIE WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION! A combination of strikes from the Ascended Master before he lifts Myles up into that fireman’s carry position! This doesn’t end well and Myles knows it! Myles quickly firing away with elbows to the head of Jamie O’Hara! Myles doing what he can to stop himself from being driven into the glass below!
Rich Russillo: Myles is able to get back down to his feet as Jamie drops down to a knee! Myles turns The Ace around and pulls him in! Myles wants to drive Jamie into that glass with a suplex – BUT JAMIE IS ABLE TO DROP BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS AND DRIVES MYLES DOWN WITH A SNAP NECKBREAKER! LOOK AT BOTH MEN! BOTH MEN HIT THE GLASS AND THEIR REACTION TELLS THE ENTIRE STORY! THAT DIDN’T END WELL FOR EITHER MAN!
(The camera zoom into separate shots of the backs of both Myles and Jamie showing the small pieces of glass piercing their skin.)
10:00
James Peters: And with that we’ve reached the final 10 minutes of this Ironman match! There hasn’t been a single fall. There hasn’t really been a moment where it has looked like either man was going to get a fall. This is the moment where you leave everything out there. You do anything that you can to walk out of Bloodsport with your supremacy! The pain forced both men back to their feet. There’s no freedom laying on that canvas! They’re both up! AND BOTH WITH THE SAME IDEA! BOTH MEN WITH A LIGHT TUBE IN HAND AND SMASH THEM INTO THE OTHER! NEITHER MAN FALLS! THEY MEET IN THE MIDDLE! MYLES AND JAMIE O’HARA TRADING FOREARMS! JAMIE WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! MYLES RETURNS WITH A JUMPING KNEE! THAT ROCKED JAMIE! PELE KICK! JAMIE O’HARA WITH AN OVERHEAD KICK TO MYLES! MYLES FALLS BACK INTO THE ROPES, SAVING HIM FROM HITTING THAT GLASS UNDERNEATH HIM! JAMIE O’HARA WITH A SUPERKICK! MYLES FALLS BACK INTO THE ROPES AGAIN!
Rich Russillo: SLINGBLADE!!! THIS TIME MYLES ISN’T AS FORTUNATE!! YOU CAN SEE MYLES’ HAND SHAKING AS HE’S DRIVEN DOWN! BUT, JAMIE LATCHES ONTO THE RIGHT LEG OF MYLES! SOUTHERN CRUCIFIXION! MYLES BAD LEG IS TRAPPED IN THAT LEG SCISSORED KNEELOCK!! THE ROPES AREN’T GOING TO SAVE MYLES!! EVERY FORM OF MOVEMENT FORCES HIM ACROSS THE GLASS UNDERNEATH HIM!! MYLES MAY NEED TO TAP TO SAVE HIMSELF; TO GIVE HIM SOME TIME TO TRY TO EVEN THIS THING UP!
Persephone: Fuck, this thing isn’t over if he taps out :rolling_eyes:.
James Peters: Myles is trying to grab onto anything he can as Jamie continues to apply more pressure! Myles… MYLES IS ABLE TO GRAB ONTO ONE OF THOSE KENDO STICKS!! MYLES HITS JAMIE!! JAMIE DOESN’T RELEASE THE HOLD!! MYLES IS BEGINNING TO PANIC!!! I DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER MYLES IS GOING TO BE ABLE TO HOLD ON!!! MYLES SWINGS THAT KENDO STICK AGAIN, RIGHT INTO THE ARM OF JAMIE!!! AGAIN!!! AGAIN!!! JAMIE FORCED TO RELEASE THAT SOUTHERN CRUCIFICTION, BUT WHAT DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE TO THE LEG OF MYLES? OR SHOULD I SAY WHAT MORE DAMAGE? Look at Jamie! Jamie’s back is covered in blood. There’s blood coming from that right arm from that light tube shot moments ago! We’ve never seen Jamie O’Hara in this much of a mess, but he just continues to amaze us!
Rich Russillo: It’s like there’s nothing that can slow him down! One second you have him down and the next you can barely walk! IN EXCELSIS!!!!! HE DIDN’T EVEN LET MYLES GET CLOSE TO GETTING BACK UP!!! WHAT A KNEE TO THE SIDE OF MYLES HEAD!!! JAMIE WITH THE COVER!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!… TWO!!!!!!!… THREE-KICKOUT!!!!
James Peters: NO! NO! MYLES KICKED OUT!!! JAMIE HIT HIM WITH ONE OF HIS BEST SHOTS AND IT WAS NOT ENOUGH TO SCORE THE FIRST FALL!!!
7:00
Rich Russillo: You may not like Myles. You may not like New Eden. You might now like the things that he says or that he does, but you have to respect the kid as a competitor! That was a wicked shot from one of the greatest of all time and it was NOT enough! Jamie, with all the experience that he holds in these kinds of situations, knows that he can’t let up! Jamie going back onto the apron and back up to the top rope! Jamie missed this with his last attempt, but that isn’t going to stop him from trying again! I don’t know if he sees what Myles has hiding underneath him! Myles pushes himself back to a knee AND THROWS A STEEL CHAIR STRAIGHT AT JAMIE! JAMIE COULDN’T BLOCK IT! JAMIE’S LEGS SLIP OUT FROM UNDER HIM! MYLES IS FORCING HIMSELF TO CONTINUE! MYLES WITH THE LAST LIGHT TUBE THAT HASN’T BEEN SHATTERED… AND SMASHES IT OVER THE HEAD OF JAMIE O’HARA!
James Peters: It just doesn’t get easier to watch.
Rich Russillo: Jamie just slumps forward on the top rope. His leg is the only time that’s stopping him from dropping down to the canvas! AND MYLES DOWN KNEES INTO THE BACK OF JAMIE O’HARA! KNEES TO THE BACK; HIS CHEST DRIVEN INTO THOSE TURNBUCKLES!!! JAMIE SLOWLY SLUMPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS AS MYLES DRAGS HIM OUT OF THE CORNER, ACROSS THE GLASS SCATTER THROUGHOUT THE CANVAS! Myles is shaking his head. He told Jamie that nobody was going to give a damn about Jamie O’Hara after he was finished with him! Myles has Jamie EXACTLY where he wants him!
James Peters: Myles has about 5 minutes to keep Jamie down. Myles was just watching as Jamie claws himself across the ring. Jamie grabbing onto the bottom rope, dragging himself back up! Jamie grabs onto the middle rope – BUT THAT’S AS FAR AS MYLES LETS HIM GET! MYLES SHOOTS ACROSS THE RING AND DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO THE BACK OF JAMIE’S HEAD WITH A BICYCLE KNEE LIFT! JAMIE’S JUST SLUMPED ON THE MIDDLE ROPE! MYLES ISN’T SLOWLY DOWN! HE DOES IT AGAIN! MYLES CALLS FOR THE END!!! MYLES FORCES JAMIE O’HARA BACK UP AND DRAGS HIM BACK TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!
Myles: NO. ONE. BUT. NEW. EDEN.
Rich Russillo: DE FACTO!!!!!!!!! MYLES HITS THE DE FACTO!!! SPINNING PUMPHANDLE SAMOAN DROP TO THE ASCENDED MASTER!!!! MYLES COVERS!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!… TWO!!!!!!!!… THREE!!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!
James Peters: MYLES IS IN COMPLETE AND ABSOLUTE SHOCK!! JAMIE BARELY, BARELY GETS HIS SHOULDER UP ON TOP OF THE CANVAS!!! MYLES IS JUST SITTING HERE NEXT TO JAMIE!! JAMIE’S ARM IS STILL IN THE AIR, ALMOST AS IF HE’S SAYING THAT THERE’S STILL SOMETHING LEFT!!! MYLES SCREAMING AT THE REFEREE, BUT THE REFEREE IS TELLING HIM THAT IT WAS ONLY TWO!
3:30
Rich Russillo: Time is ticking away! Myles needs to focus; one fall is all this is going to take. Jamie O’Hara is barely moving. This is Myles’ chance to score the biggest win of his entire career! Myles mounting Jamie O’Hara and begins to fire away with those closed fisted shots to the head. Jamie can barely protect himself!
James Peters: It’s time for Myles to put an end to this. Myles gets back to his feet and grabs one of those steel chairs and sets it up! Myles grabs onto the second and sets it up across from it. I have no idea what Myles is thinking about. I have no doubts that he intends to put Jamie down for good! Myles has that glass panel and places it on both chairs as if it’s a bridge! Myles grabs onto Jamie and forces him back to his feet! JAMIE FIGHTS! JAMIE WITH A FOREARM! A SECOND! A THIRD! A FOURTH! MYLES PUSHES JAMIE AWAY, BUT JAMIE SHOOTS BACK FORWARD! MYLES CAUGHTS JAMIE AND POPS HIM OVERHEAD!!!!! JAMIE AVOIDS THAT GLASS PANEL AND LANDS ON THE MIDDLE ROPE!! MYLES TRIES TO GRAB HIM, BUT JAMIE CAUGHT HIM WITH A BOOT TO THE JAW! JAMIE CLIMBING UP ONTO THE TOP ROPE!!!
James Peters: MYLES MEETS HIM WITH A RIGHT HAND IN RETURN! MYLES MAKING HIS WAY UP ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE!!! THAT GLASS PANEL BELOW THEM BOTH; THIS ISN’T GOING TO END WELL FOR ONE OF THEM, IF NOT BOTH!!! MYLES WITH ANOTHER RIGHT HAND! JAMIE RETURNS WITH ONE OF HIS OWN! MYLES! JAMIE! MYLES! JAMIE! MYLES! JAMIE! MYLES WITH A HEADBUTT!! MYLES WITH ANOTHER HEADBUTT!!
1:00
James Peters: MYLES TRYING TO MAKE HIS WAY UP ONTO THE TOP ROPE WITH JAMIE, BUT JAMIE FIRES WITH A FOREARM!! JAMIE GRABBING A HANDFUL OF MYLES HAIR AND JUST DOES NOT RELENT!!! SHOT AFTER SHOT TO THE HEAD OF MYLES!!! BUT MYLES DRIVES HIS FINGERS INTO THE EYES OF JAMIE!!!! JAMIE IS BLINDED!!! MYLES MAKING HIS WAY UP ONTO THE TOP ROPE, TRYING TO DRAG JAMIE BACK UP WITH HIM!!!! MYLES WANTS TO SUPERPLEX JAMIE THROUGH THE GLASS!!
0:40
Rich Russillo: JAMIE GRABBING ONTO THE RIGHT LEG OF MYLES!! JAMIE MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO SEE, BUT HE’S BLOCKING WITH JUST HIS INSTINCTS!!! MYLES CLUBS JAMIE ACROSS THE BACK OF JAMIE WHICH LOOKS LIKE IT’S BEEN HACKED TO PIECES!!! JAMIE PUSHES MYLES LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM!!!! MYLES HAS NOTHING TO CATCH HIMSELF ON AND LANDS FACE FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!! MYLES IS SOMEHOW STANDING! BARELY!
0:20
James Peters: JAMIE’S TRYING TO SEE! MYLES DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE, BOTH HANDS PRESSED AGAINST THAT GLASS TO KEEP HIMSELF UP!!! JAMIE TRYING TO PUSH HIMSELF BACK UP!!! JAMIE TRYING TO STEADY HIMSELF, BUT HE’S STRUGGLING!!! THE COMBINATION OF THE PUNISHMENT TAKEN, ALONGSIDE THE LOSS OF BLOOD!!!! JAMIE’S UP!!!
0:10
Rich Russillo: OH!!!! MY!!!! FREAKING!!!! GOD!!!!!!
James Peters: GENKI CANNON!!!!!! BY GOD, I DO NOT BELIEVE IT!!!!! JAMIE O’HARA JUST DROVE MYLES THROUGH THAT GLASS PANEL WITH THAT GENKI CANNON!!!!! THAT GLASS SHATTERING INTO THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF PIECES!!!!! JAMIE HAS SECONDS TO COVER!!!! MYLES IS A MESS!!!! BLOOD POOLING FROM CUTS ALL OVER HIS BODY!!!! JAMIE’S TRYING TO CRAWL TO THE COVER!!!!
BUZZ
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(Jamie, just inches away from the cover, collapses down to the canvas as the timer reaches zero.)
James Peters: Jamie was SO close! Both men put each other through absolute hell, but neither were able to score a single fall!
Persephone: What a fucking waste of time.
(A replay shows Jamie leaping off the top rope and sending Myles through the glass panel with the Genki Cannon before being unable to make the cover in time.)
Rich Russillo: Myles is an absolute mess. You can see that his eyes are open, his arms are shaking from the almost unbearable pain that his body must be in! He’s trying to move, but I don’t think that he has the strength left! Jamie has dragged himself back in the corner. I don’t believe that he expected to be put through what he has endured tonight, and the feeling of this ending the way that it did has to feel a little underwhelming.
James Peters: Jamie has not taken his eyes off of Myles. Myles is trying to drag himself back into the corner! His entire body is almost covered in red.
Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen… due to neither competitor scoring a fall in the 30 minute time limit! This match is a DRAW!
(Boo’s echo around the Now Arena at the result as backstage personnel talk to Bella Braxton.)
Bella Braxton: But, I have just been informed that Captain Charisma has officially determined that this match WILL GO INTO SUDDEN DEATH OVERTIME!
(The crowd erupts as Myles screams at the referee. The familiar smile returns to the face of Jamie as the referee calls for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: Both men somehow forcing themselves back to their feet! Both leaning back against their respective corners. I have no idea how either man is standing! It may just be one definitive shot that puts the other down. I have no idea how Myles is meant to continue in the state that he’s in, but I’m guessing that after what these two have done to each other tonight that neither of these men deserved for this match to have ended the way that it did, and neither did the fans inside this arena and watching at home!
Rich Russillo: Jamie steps forward! Myles tries… but he staggers! IN EXCELSIS!!!!! THE MOMENT THAT JAMIE KNEW THAT MYLES COULD BARELY MOVE – JAMIE HIT HIM AT ABSOLUTE FULL FORCE!!! I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN CONDONE THIS!!! THERE’S NO WAY THAT MYLES WAS IN ANY CONDITION FOR THIS SUDDEN DEATH OVERTIME!!!! JAMIE GRABBING ONTO BOTH ARMS OF MYLES AND DRAGS HIM OUT OF THE CORNER!!!! MYLES, AS DEFIANT AS EVER, TRYING TO PULL AWAY, BUT HE JUST DOESN’T HAVE THE STRENGTH!!!
James Peters: STARDUST BREAKER!!!!!! JAMIE WITH A SECOND KNEE STRIKE TO A DEFENSELESS MYLES!!!! JAMIE FALLS INTO THE COVER!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!… TWO!!!!!!!… THREE!!!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Kashmir” by Led Zeppelin hits as Jamie rolls off of an unmoved Myles.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER!!!! JAMIE OOOOOOO’HAAAAAARRRAAAAAA!!!!!
James Peters: JAMIE O’HARA HAS DONE IT!!! JAMIE O’HARA BEATS MYLES IN SUDDEN DEATH OVERTIME!!!!
Rich Russillo: I’m not going to say that New Eden has made a believer out of me, but boy that doesn’t look good!
James Peters: What?
Rich Russillo: Myles spent weeks talking about this agenda against New Eden and how Captain Charisma has allowed Jamie O’Hara to do whatever he wanted. You could see that Myles wasn’t in any condition to continue after that Genki Cannon through that glass panel at the end of the original 30 minute timer. I understand wanting to have a winner and having two competitors doing what they did to each other for it to end without a fall isn’t what anybody wanted, but wow.
James Peters: You can’t tell me that you’re actually buying into their propaganda?
Rich Russillo: Would have Captain Charisma done the same for Myles if Jamie were in the position that Myles was at the end of that Ironman match? I don’t want you to try to make everyone happy either. I want you to be honest, James. Do you think that Jamie O’Hara would have been forced to continue to compete if Myles was the person in the box seat?
James Peters: I don’t know, Rich. Remember, earlier tonight Captain Charisma offered New Eden a pretty sweet little deal. If they win at Territorial Invasion, they get to run Voltage their way for an entire month. I have no idea where Captain Charisma’s head is at right now… but, what I do know is that Jamie O’Hara was the winner of this sudden death overtime and we can’t take anything away from the man. This match was everything that we knew that it was going to be and then some. These two men put each other through absolute hell and they’re going to feel it for a very long time.
(Jamie O’Hara rolls out of the ring as Myles still remains out in the middle of the ring. Jamie slowly makes his way back up the ramp; the battlescars of war plastered across his body. Jamie makes his way to the top of the stage, turning back to look back at Myles in the ring and points out both of his arms before firing. Jamie drops down to a knee as medical personnel check on Myles in the ring before the camera cuts elsewhere.)
(The camera transitions backstage where an adrenaline-filled Ximena Velasquez is seen pacing back and forth. Ximena abruptly stops as she notices the camera.)
Ximena Velasquez: Hey, puto! Ven aqui!
(The cameraman does as told and points the camera directly in front of La Diosa’s face)
Ximena Velasquez: That’s right, cabron, right here – front and center. I want to take a quick second and address the battered, bruised, heroic Elitist that just successfully defended her Universal Women’s World Championship. The same moronic, small-minded, spineless puta who decided to undermine the severity of my presence at the end of her borefest of a match. La Diosa is not an individual that you brush off as if she means nothing. The mere sight of La Diosa should have you down on your fucking knees, begging for some sort of mercy. Do you want to know what will happen if you continue to act like my existence means nothing?
(Ximena smiles as she moves her head side to side, cracking her neck.)
Ximena Velasquez: YA GONNA GET FUCKING BEAT. And get your beloved championship stripped away. There’s nothing that fuels me more than envisioning me; the tall, dark, Aztec warrior destroying and demoralizing a prissy, ill-looking, red-headed colonizer. Ms. Extreme, consider your days as the top Elitist of the Women’s division numbered. You’ve been lucky thus far in your reign as you’ve had talentless jobbers come your way. Do you think we should all be impressed because you beat up a fading IDOL? I mean, who the fuck is Hikari Kanno anyway?! I’ve never heard of her, and she’s absolutely NOTHING compared to YOUR maker. This time around, “cuhmeal”, you simply don’t have the skills needed to keep up with the future of Elite Answers Wrestling. You might’ve ignored me tonight, but I can guarantee you it’ll be hard to ignore the heel of my boot crushing your esophagus the next time we meet-
“You got a lot of shit to say, how about you come near my face and repeat it one more time?”
(Ximena’s gaze shifts to the side as a sly smirk appears on her face. The cameras reveal the Universal Women’s Champion, Ms. Extreme, walk into the room. Ms. Extreme does not appear in the best moods and has had it with Ximena’s banter. Ms. Extreme adjusts her title on her shoulder as she shoots daggers Ximena’s way, waiting for La Diosa to comply with the champion’s request.)
Ximena Velasquez: As I was saying… You’ll take me seriously once this is all said and done and they declare me as the NEW Universal Women’s World Champion.
(Ximena takes a few steps forward and comes face-to-face with Ms. Extreme. The 6’0 giant easily towers over the 5’6 champion.)
Ximena Velasquez: Anyone ever told you that you look smaller in person?
(Ximena chuckles as she shoulder checks Ms. Extreme and walks out of the room. Ms. Extreme is left alone as she visibly appears angry and annoyed. The camera then fades to black.)
(A graphic for the next match is shown on the screen.)
(A recap of this deeply personal feud is played throughout the NOW arena as it shows Drake attacking Justin Windgate and mercilessly leaving him for dead, then transitions to the stipulation unveil, where the two brawled upon hearing the stipulation. Drake King raced up the ramp as Justin Windgate was shown wielding a chainsaw inside the ring. The promo package ends with a shot of the two men standing face to face, this feud extremely personal.)
(Bella Braxton is shown inside the ring.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN…THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING AND IT IS FOR THE EAW WORLDDDDDD CHAMPIONSHIPPPPPP!!!!
(NOW Arena is electric and goes crazy as Bella Braxton once more begins to speak.)
Bella Braxton: THIS MATCH WILL ALSO BE CONTESTED AS A CHAINSAWWWWW DEATHMATCHHHHHH!!!!
(NOW Arena cheers loudly as the shot fades to the Voltage commentary team.)
James Peters: OH, BOY! I’m ready for this one! Justin Windate challenges Drake King for the EAW World Championship in a Chainsaw Deathmatch! Drake wasn’t happy with the stipulation, but could this rivalry really have ended any other way?! The disdain these two men seem to hold for one another is incredibly deep and blood will be spilled tonight! They’ll live up to the event’s namesake and more, I’m sure!
Rich Russillo: No doubt about that, these two men have made this very personal and for Justin Windgate, it’s about achieving the dream he’s always had and finally jumping through that one hoop that has seemingly eluded him in his returning run in EAW. The one crown jewel spot in this company, to be the standbeared and be the face of all it represents. He’s fighting for history tonight.
Rich Russillo: For Drake King? It’s the opposite, yet the same in the sense that Drake is thinking beyond the match and title itself. Drake knows that a win here once more secures New Eden’s place in EAW as the most influential, impactul, shot-calling group and possibly most dominant trio this company has ever seen. If they stay on top, EAW stays under their rule of law and their ideologies are what EAW then represents.
Rich Russillo: But either way, they’re both fighting for something more than just the title. This is legacy, history and power. This is where legends are born. This is everything.
Persephone: This is the corny boy-hood hard work dream shit against a crazy White guy with long hair and made up religions. Hopefully this is violent and quick!
James Peters: This match will shape the future of EAW as we know it and either result has a massive impact on the landscape of this brand. I couldn’t be more excited for two of the best out there to share the ring in the most violent fashion possible. We’re in for a treat, ladies and gentleman. A very violent one.
(‘High All The Time’ by 50 Cent bounces throughout the speakers as the NOW arena explodes for the challenger. Justin Windgate, head to toe dressed in a sparkly white vest, tights and boots, makes his way onto the stage. He’s overwhelmed by the bright reaction and waves to the crowd. Justin Windgate walks over to EAW staff on the side of the stage and is handed an expensive bong. He takes a big hit from the bong, blows the smoke down the ramp and eagerly makes his way down to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST, WRESTLING OUT OF DETROIT, MICHIGANNNNNNNNNN!!! WEIGHHING IN AT 225 POOOUUNNDSSS, HE IS THE CHALLENGERRRR, JUSSTINNNMNNNNNNN ‘THE EXTREEEEMMMMEEEE CLASSICCCCC’ WINDGATTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(NOW arena explodes for Justin Windgate as he waves to them and walks purposefully down the ramp.)
Rich Russillo: He said it himself earlier this week, this is a 12 year dream come to life. He’s worked endlessly for this moment and it won’t be ripped away from him. Justin Windgate is coming into this match as the best he’s ever been and by a lot, he’s trained and prepared for this one sole moment and match. Fit the glove for this one opponent and has readied himself for a dark stipulation tonight. He knows if he can claim the EAW World title, everything will have been worth it. He’s achieved what nobody said he would and he always believed he would.
James Peters: Absolutely and he has all the skills to do it, apart from maybe getting high before the match apparently, Justin is the perfect bundle of athleticism, technical wrestling and hard-hitting offense. He’s as durable as they come and doesn;t go out until the kitchen sink has been shattered over his skull and then rebuilt again, just so it can be broken over his head one more time. He stays alive and he perseveres and tonight, he’s going to have to. Not only against the champion, but against the pressure of the moment. He’s gotta be feeling the heat from this crowd and the butterflies in his stomach. He’s worked his life for this moment, he won’t let it escape him.
Rich Russillo: You hit it spot on, he just knows that he can’;t let it escape his grasp. He’ll stay in this until his heart gives out, he just won’t quit on this dream. And he believes his will to overcome is stronger than Drakes and that Drake won’t stop his ability to persevere and come back stronger. But there’s perseverance and then there’s chainsaw deathmatches, in this match, there truly may be no coming back…
(The people cheer as he rolls into the ring and stands on the second rope, posing for the crowd and absorbing their energy. He drops to the canvas, removes his vest and throws it to the outside, he’s ready for the match.)
(‘Cold War’ by Hans Zimmer begins to play as the world’s focus shifts to the entrance ramp and this arena boos the arrival of the champion. Drake King, dressed entirely in a red and black attire, puffy red leather jacket with a fur lining. Dragging the title on the stage floor, Drake King with no expression, walks onto the stage and gazes out to the crowd.)
Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT, WEIGHING IN AT 220 POOOUNDDSSSS!!!! WRESTLING OUT OF THE DEAD SEA, ISRAAAAELLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! HE IS THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONNNNNNNNNNNN, DRAKKKKEEEEEEEEEE ‘THE REDEEEEEMMMMEEEERRRRRRRRRR’!!!!!
(Crowd loudly boos and chants against Drake as he drops the title on the stage and holds his arms out wide. He absorbs all the boos and expressionlessly looks down the ramp into the ring. He picks the title up and drags it down the ramp.)
Rich Russillo: The champ, ladies and gents! The champ! Listen, Drake King doesn’t need to have some childhood dream of being champion to make his reign the stuff of legend. Everything this man does is the stuff of legend and right now, he’s going out ther to establish New Eden’s role as the top faction in EAW and the ones who will shape EAW’s future in their own image. This is bigger than the belt to him, clearly, he couldn’t care less about a gold paperweight, it’s the platform it provides that Drake looks to once more claim.
Persephone: He could just be a liar? He’s feeling all bloated and special because he ended Malcolm Jones’ shortlived career in EAW, something not so great to feel special about. He wants to come off as being someone deeper than he is, but he’s doing it for the same reason Justin is, they’re two puppy dogs and they wanna know who the weaker chihuahua is.
James Peters: I don’t think that’s right..and to doubt Drake’s motives after he’s been so stauntly fighting for them for months now is just foolish to me. They may be insane and outlandish, but he’s clearly got the skills to bring them to fruition and shape EAW in his vision. Glean his insights on this entire company and right now, he’s sitting on the throne and nobody has touched him yet. For Justin WIndgate to take his title tonight, that would be tremendous, but you know Drake won’t give this up without a brutal and long-lasting fight, even then, Drake has no quit in him. No matter how you feel about him, he’s got an iron-will.
Rich Russillo: Absolutely and he’ll need it all tonight. They both will. This one is for all the marbles and this one will decide who leads EAW into the future of the new world. This is it.
(The two men stand face to face as Drake throws the title to the referee. They stand nose to nose and are separated by the referee. They ready themselves and the timekeeper rings the bell, indicating the start of the match.)
DING! DING! DING!
Rich Russillo: And your main event is underway! Drake King and Justin Windgate for the EAW World Championship in a Chainsaw Deathmatch!!
James Peters: Justin Windgate immediately takes the center, trying to beat Drake King to the punch, Drake is able to roll under the bottom rope and out to the floor. Drake is smiling at Justin, cracking his neck and walking around the outside, but Justin wants a fight! He slides under the bottom rope and out towards Drake, Justin Windgate will offer the champion no quarter!
Rich Russillo: He’s running after Drake King now, sliding into the ring after him and Drake goes for a lariat on Justin! Justin Windgate ducks under the clothesline attempt and grabs onto Drake King, Windgate looking to counter with a hip toss! Drake rolls through and takes Justin to the canvas with him, the two men get up and Drake meets him with a stiff clothesline this time around! That one dropped Justin to the canvas and the champion stares down at the challenger with malicious intent! He’s asserting his dominance right here!
Persephone: Pause. :dababy:
Rich Russillo: You know what I mean! He’s showing him who the boss is!
James Peters:…Anyway. Justin pops back up to his feet and drops a nasty right hook on the chin of Drake King! That one put him on wobbly legs, Justin pushes Drake against the ropes and looks for a spinning back kick to the gut of Drake King! Drake side steps him and catches the leg of Justin Windgate, delivering a sharp elbow to the side of Justin’s knee! Drake now with another vicious elbow to the side of Justin’s leg, he’s tearing at that knee!
Rich Russillo: Smart strategy from the champion, weaken the challenger’s base and take him out later! That’s why he’s the champ! He’s smarter than everyone else! Justin rips his leg away and jabs Drake King’s nose! A quick jab from Justin, who clutches at his knee and then stomps his foot to the canvas, he says he’s all good! Now Drake and Justin meet in the center of the ring and are face to face! These two have been spitting venom all week long and this rivalry has become personal!
James Peters: It’s a chainsaw deathmatch, I don’t know how it could be any other way! They are nose to nose and snarling at one another! Justin Windgate is forehead to forehead with Drake King and Drake grabs him by the chin and shoves him back! Drake leaps forward with a jumping knee strike that Justin avoids, narrowly evading the Drake King attack! Justin has a hold of Drake and he sits him down on the canvas with a snapmare! Windgate has the champion down and now he’s running off the ropes, Justin Windgate launches himself towards the champion with a sliding knee!!
Rich Russillo: NO! Drake King rolls out of the way and takes the back of the challenger, both coming off the ropes- Wait! Justin holds on and Drake loses his grip, tumbling back into the canvas and quickly getting to his feet! Here comes Justin again, running towards Drake! Drake King places a hard boot into the midsection of Justin, stopping him dead in his tracks! Now perhaps looking for a suplex! He’s got him in the air! Drake suspending Justin for a vertical suplex- Justin able to drop a knee onto the head of Drake and get back to the canvas! But Drake with a knee of his own to the stomach of Justin, now suspending him again! THIS TIME HE TURNS IT INTO A FALCON ARROW! DROPPING WIN DGATE TO THE CANVAS, HARD!
James Peters: WOW! What a transition from Drake, who now gets to his feet and stares stoically into the camera! He’s doing this for more than himself, he’s come prepared for New Eden!
Rich Russillo: For the good of EAW!
Persephone: He’s the champion and using two other successful elitists to cozy up against so he doesn’t have to worry about more competition, he’s a fraud if I’ve ever seen one.
James Peters: Justin Windgate now using the ropes to get to the turnbuckles, but Drake isn’t letting up! He’s relentless! Drake pressing a forearm against the jaw of Justin Windgate, now pushing a boot against the throat of the challenger! Justin Windgate is clawing to get Drake’s boot off him, but Drake still holds the pressure on Justin! An unforgiving as ever Drake King tonight, he takes his foot off the neck of Justin and the challenger drops to a knee! Drake doesn’t need weapons to inflict pain!
Rich Russillo: Justin is still trying to catch his breath, but Drake drops a punch on the back of Windgate that puts him down to both knees! Now lining up for the superkick, another boot to the jaw of Windgate perhaps! Drake fires the superkick- But Windgate rolls out of the way and manages to get back to the turnbuckles! Drake rushes in and Windgate quickly jumps over the top rope and out to the apron! Drake King catching himself before hitting that corner too hard, Justin nails him with an enziguri! Justin Windgate with a big enzuigiri from the apron and that one sent Drake King stumbling back!
James Peters: Here goes Justin! HE’S GONNA FLY!
Persephone: I HOPE YOU FALL AND DIE!
James Peters: JUSTIN COMES OFF THE TOP ROPE AND FLATTENS DRAKE KING WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY! A CROSSBODY OFF THE TOP ROPE AND JUSTIN POPS BACK UP TO HIS FEET!
Rich Russillo: Now Justin is setting up for that grounded superkick! He fires it off- but Drake catches it and throws his leg to the ground! Now Drake is back to his feet, he kicks the leg out from under Justin and he falls back into the ropes! Drake tries to clothesline Justin over the top! NO! Justin gets to the side of Drake King and uses a side Russian leg sweep to take Drake to the ground! The champion hits the canvas hard! NOW JUSTIN GRABS DRAKE BY THE BEARD AND TELLS HIM IT’S TIME TO PAY! JUSTIN WINDGATE NOW LANDS THAT GROUNDED SUPERKICK FLUSH ON THE CHIN OF DRAKE KING! THAT ONE MIGHT’VE SENT SOME TEETH INTO THE FRONT ROW!!
James Peters: Drake King just got rocked and now he’s trying to collect himself! Justin grabs Drake by the back of the neck and sends him tumbling through the ropes! Drake King is barely able to get to his feet, he seems out of it! Justin Windgate knows that he’s got the champion on the ropes, he’s calling for an aerial assault! Justin Windgate now gets onto the apron, looking to canoe the onslaught-
Rich Russillo: Drake was playing possum! Drake was playing possum and he rips the leg out from under Justin and sends him back first into the apron! Crashing onto the apron as Drake takes out that already injured leg of Justin Windgate! Windgate grabs his leg in pain as Drake rips his knee pad off! Drake King rips the knee pad off Justin’s injured knee and delivers a punch to the face of Justin! NOW GRABBING HIS LEG AND SLAMMING THE KNEE OF THE CHALLENGER INTO THE RINGPOST!
Persephone: Serves him right for not already beating this textbook caucasian Jesus in black and red leather. Fuckimg imbecile, I swear.
James Peters: Justin’s leg just got brutally driven against that ring post and now Drake yanks him off as he hits the floor with a thud! Drake King just slung the challenger to the floor without hesitation, he came ready to make good on the name of this event! Drake grabs Justin and tries to lift him up into powerbomb position! They’re on the outside, this is dangerousssss!!! DRAKE KING WITH JUSTIN WINDGATE UP HIGH, RUNNING ACROSS THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING AND THROWING JUSTIN-
Rich Russillo: BOOM! JUSTIN WINDGATE TURNS IT AROUND INTO A HURRICANRANA! HE THROWS DRAKE INTO THE BARRICADE AND THE CHAMPION SLAMS INTO IT WITH FORCE! Falling against the apron goes Justin Windgate, what a counter as he tries to collect himself! OH BOY, JUSTIN IS UP AND WANTS TO ATTACK!! HE CHARGES TOWARDS DRAKE WITH A SLIDING KNEE STRIKE AND THE TWO MEN SEND THE BARRICADE CRASHING DOWN AS JUSTIN WINDGATE SENDS THE KNEE BARRELING INTO THE FACE OF DRAKE KING!
Persephone: THEY COULD’VE INJURED ANYBODY SITTING IN THAT FRONT ROW!? I MEAN, I STILL WOULD’VE LAUGHED BECAUSE THESE BASEMENT DWELLING NERDS FINALLY GOT A WAKEUP CALL TO DO SOMETHING WITH THEIR MISERABLE LIVES!!
James Peters: Justin Windgate sends that apron crumbling down like a house of cards and Drake King is buried beneath it all! Justin Windgate stumbles around ringside, he’s in front of us now and..oh no..OH BOY!!
James Peters: He’s under the apron and he’s looking for a weapon! He wants to punish Drake for the things he’s said and make him hurt! OH LORD! JUSTIN WINDGATE PULLS A BASEBALL BAT OUT FROM UNDER THE APRON AND HE’S EYEING DRAKE KING! HE’S EYEING HIS SKULL, ACTUALLY! JUSTIN WINDGATE MAKING HIS WAY ACROSS THE RINGSIDE AREA, HERE HE GOES WITH A DAMN BASEBALL BAT-
Rich Russillo: DRAKE GRABS A PIECE OF THAT STEEL BARRICADE AND SHIELDS HIMSELF FROM THE BLOW! JUSTIN WINDGATE SLAMMED THAT BAT DOWN AND DRAKE BLOCKED IT WITH THAT BARRICADE! NOW SHOVING IT INTO JUSTIN WINDGATE AND TACKLING HIM TO THE FLOOR! HE DROPS THE BAT AND DRAKE GRABS A HOLD OF IT! DRAKE KING WITH THE BAT, OH NO! HE GETS TO HIS FEET AND SMASHES THE BAT DOWN ON TOP OF THE FACE OF JUSTIN-
James Peters: JUSTIN WINDGATE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY JUST BARELY! HE ALMOST HAD HIS FACE SHATTERED INTO A MILLION PIECES AT THE HAND OF THAT METAL BAT! WAIT- LOOK AT DRAKE! DRAKE DOESN’T CARE, HE’S GOT THE BAT PRESSED DOWN ON THE THROAT OF JUSTIN WINDGATE! DRAKE TRYING TO STRANGLE JUSTIN AS HE’S STRUGGLING ON THE FLOOR!
Rich Russillo: OH NO! WHAT THE HELL IS DRAKE DOING?!
Persephone: HIT THAT FUCKING BITCH IN HIS UGLY ASS TEETH!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE HAS THE BAT LAID OUT OVER JUSTIN’S NECK, DRAKE, STOP! OH NO, DRAKE!!!
James Peters: STOMP!!!! DRAKE KING JUST STOMPED BOTH FEET AT THE ENDS OF THE BAT AND CRUSH THE NECK OF JUSTIN WINDGATE! HE CRUSHED THE NECK AND THROAT OF JUSTIN WITH THAT BAT AS THE CHALLENGER IS ROLLING AROUND AND COUGHING VIOLENTLY, THROWING UP BLOOD AT RINGSIDE AND TRYING TO BREATHE! OH MY GOD!!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE NOW STORMS BY RINGSIDE AND SWINGS THE BAT AGAINST THE KNEE OF JUSTIN WINDGATE! NO! JUSTIN CRAWLED OUT OF THE WAY AND SCRAMBLED AWAY FROM DRAKE, THE CHAMPION NOW WALKS TOWARDS HIM AGAIN AND CRACKS THE BAT AGAINST THE RING POST AS WINDGATE JUST BARELY JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY! THAT ONE HURT DRAKE’S HANDS AS HE’S FORCED TO DROP THE BAT!
James Peters: Thank God, Windgate finally with some seconds to breathe, but Drake King is snarling at him, he doesn’t intend on offering Justin any – BANG! SUPERKICK FROM JUSTIN! AND JUST LIKE THAT, DRAKE IS DOING THE CHICKEN DANCE! HE’S ON WOBBLY LEGS, DOESN’T KNOW WHERE HE’S AT AND JUSTIN WINDGATE GRABS A CHAIR FROM RINGSIDE, OH BOY!!! BOOM!!!! HE SMACKS THAT STEEL CHAIR ACROSS THE FACE OF THE CHAMPION AND DRAKE HITS THE FLOOR IN A HEAP!!!
Rich Russillo: JUSTIN WINDGATE IS SCREAMING AT DRAKE “THAT’S PAYBACK”!!! THIS HAS BECOME EXTREMELY PERSONAL AND JUSTIN WINDGATE WILL GO TO ANY LENGTH TO MAKE DRAKE SUFFER FOR HIS ATTACKS! JUSTIN WANTS TO TAKE OUT NEW EDEN RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!
Persephone: DO IT AND LOSE THE TITLE TO REX, NONE OF YOU ARE FIT TO LEAD THIS COMPANY!
Rich Russillo: Justin rolls Drake back in the ring and goes under the apron again, he wants to use everything he can to punish Drake this time around! OH BOY, YOU KNOW WHAT HE HAS! JUSTIN WINDGATE PULLS OUT THE CHAINSAW AND BEGINS TO START IT! DRAKE HEARS THE SOUND AND TRIES TO SCRAMBLE TO HIS FEET! JUSTIN GETS INTO THE RING AND RUNS TOWARDS DRAKE WITH THE CHAINSAW!-
Rich Russillo: DRAKE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AND SAYS LET’S TAKE THIS OUT HERE! HA! BRILLIANT TACTICS FROM DRAKE! THESE PEOPLE BOOING JUST WANT TO SEE SENSELESS VIOLENCE, BUT OUR CHAMPION IS WRESTLING SMART, WRESTLING LIKE A CHAMPION!
James Peters: Justin Windgate invites Drake back into the ring and Drake is having no part of it! Drake throws the chair into the ring and tries to hit Windgate, but she shakes it off and tells Drake “LET’S GO!”! Drake won’t do it and JUSTIN STORMS OUT OF THE RING! HE TURNED THE CHAINSAW OFF AND IS RUNNING AFTER DRAKE! THE TWO ROLL BACK INTO THE RING AND JUSTIN REVS UP THE SAW AGAIN! JUSTIN RAISES IT IN THE AIR AND- WAIT!!!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE HAS THE CHAIR NOW, HE HOLDS IT UP AND JUSTIN WINDGATE BRINGS THE SAW DOWN ONTO IT! JUSTIN IS CUTTING THROUGH THAT CHAIR, BUT THE SPARKS AND SHARDS BLOW BACK INTO HIS EYES! HE CAN’T SEE! HE STUMBLES AROUND AND DROPS THE CHAINSAW OVER THE TOP ROPE! DRAKE NOW SEPARATES THE CHAIR FULLY IN-HALF AND SLICES AT THE FACE OF JUSTIN WINDGATE WITH THE JAGGED EDGES!!!
James Peters: DRAKE KING IS SLICING AT JUSTIN’S FACE AND HIS ARMS AS WINDGATE TRIES TO COVER UP! JUSTIN’S BLOOD IS NOW ALL OVER BOTH OF THEM AND DRAKE THROWS THE DEBRIS TO THE SIDE, UNLOADING WITH PUNCHES ON THE BLEEDING AND BATTERED WINDGATE! DRAKE PICKS HIM UP AND STARTS SCREAMING IN HIS FACE! DRAKE KING OFF THE ROPES, HE’S LOOKING TO ATTACK- BANG! SPINNING BACKFIST FROM JUSTIN WINDGATE, THAT ONE PUT DRAKE KING ON THE CANVAS! HOW?!? WHAT A COUNTER!!
Rich Russillo: YOU’RE TELLING ME! JUSTIN’S BLOOD SPLATTERED EVERYWHERE, BUT HE STILL MANAGED TO FIRE BACK WITH THAT DEVASTATING BACKFIST! Drake King just barely and painfully stumbles into the middle rope, but Justin grabs him by the hair now! He goes for another big hook- BUT DRAKE DODGED THAT ONE AND DROPPED JUSTIN WITH A NECKBREAKER! THAT ONE RATTLED HIS SPINE! NOW DRAKE SCOOPING HIM UP, OH BOY, HE’S IN POWERBOMB POSITION! DRAKE IS GONNA RUN ACROSS THE RING FOR A BUCKLE BOMB!
James Peters: HERE GOES DRAKE! THE CHAMPION AGAIN TARGETING THE NECK WITH A BUCKLE- NO! JUSTIN WITH ANOTHER HURRICANRANA THAT SENDS DRAKE KING- WAIT AGAIN!!!!! DRAKE KING HAD THE COUNTER SCOUTED THIS TIME, HE POWERS THROUGH AND DOESN’T LET WINDGATE CONNECT WITH THE HURRICANRANA! DRAKE POWERS HIM BACK UP, DEADLIFTING THE CHALLENGER, WHAT STRENGTH FROM THE CHAMPION! DRAKE LIFTING HIM RIGHT BACK INTO POWERBOMB POSITION!
Rich Russillo: JUSTIN WINDGATE ESCAPES OUT THE BACKDOOR AND TURNS THIS INTO A SUNSET-FLIP BOMB!!! WHAT A COUNTER, HE BOUNCED DRAKE’S HEAD OFF THE CANVAS! NOW HE ROLLS TO THE SIDE AND PICKS DRAKE UP AGAIN, LIFTING
HIS NECK FOR A DDT! AND HE GETS IT! DROPPING THE CHAMPION HEAD FIRST INTO THE MAT WITH A SKULL-ECHOING DDT THAT HAS DRAKE DOWN AND OUT! HERE GOES JUSTIN WINDGATE WITH THE PIN, TRYING TO PUT THE CHAMPION AWAY!
OOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE-
James Peters: KICKOUT! STRONG KICKOUT RIGHT AT ONE! DRAKE CAME TO WIN TONIGHT, IT’S GONNA TAKE SO MUCH MORE TO EVEN GET CLOSE TO PUTTING HIM AWAY!
Persephone: High motherfucker thought he was going to win the world title off a ddt…Dumbass.
Rich Russillo: These two are so evenly matched, two of EAW’s most decorated tenures and we’re seeing now just why, these are two of, if not the two best wrestlers on the planet right now!
James Peters: Drake is still reeling from that DDT, but Justin is back outside the ring again, he goes under the apron and is looking for more weapons! OH BOY, HERE COME THE-
Persephone: REX MCALLISTER!?
James Peters: NO, THE TABLES! Justin Windgate is setting that table up- Wait, he just laid one of the tables on the apron?! And he’s laying the other side on the barricade, he’s got that table draped across ringside and you can imagine he envisions planting Drake’s spine through it!
Rich Russillo: Now what is he looking for?! Justin Windgate is searching under the- Is that a bag?! What the hell is in there? OH BOY, BRING OUT THE GLASS! JUSTIN WINDGATE JUST DUMPED GLASS SHARDS ALL OVER THAT TABLE, THOUSANDS OF SPLINTERING SHARP GLASS SHARDS! BOY, WE KNOW IT WAS PERSONAL, BUT THESE TWO MEN WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO BRING ONE ANOTHER THE MOST EXCRUCIATING PAIN POSSIBLE!
James Peters: Justin now rolling into the ring, but Drake meets him with a quick enzuigiri! A boot that snaps off the back of Justin’s head, that one dropped Justin to the mat! NOW DRAKE TRIES TO STOMP ON JUSTIN WINDGATE’S ELBOW, LOOKING TO BREAK THE ARM IN HALF! NO! JUSTIN WINDGATE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND GETS BACK UP! BUT DRAKE MEETS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK ON HIS WAY UP! JUSTIN FALLS ONTO THE CHEST OF DRAKE, WHO WITH NO HESITATION, LIFTS HIM IN THE AIR AND DROPS HIM WITH A NASTY BRAINBUSTER-
Rich Russillo: JUSTIN ESCAPES OUT THE BACK AND DROPS THE CHAMPION WITH AN INVERTED FACEBUSTER! SLAMMING DRAKE’S NECK DOWN AS GRABS THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, WHAT A BRILLIANT MANEUVER FROM THE CHALLENGER! NOW LIFTING DRAKE UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, OH NO, HE’S EYEING THAT TABLE WITH THE GLASS SHARDS ALL OVER IT! JUSTIN WINDGATE WITH DRAKE ON HIS SHOULDERS, RUNNING TOWARDS THE ROPES!
James Peters: DRAKE ABLE TO GRAB ONTO THE TOP ROPE, FIGHTING OFF WINDGATE AS HE DELIVERS A NASTY ELBOW TO THE TEMPLE OF THE CHALLENGER! Drake is able to get out to the apron, Justin is trying to recover and he sees Drake on the apron, HERE GOES WINDGATE! SUPERKICK TO DRAKE KING! NO! DRAKE STILL DIDN’T DROP, HE’S TEETERING, BUT HE DIDN’T FALL! DRAKE STILL HANGING ONTO THAT TOP ROPE, FEET AWAY FROM THAT TABLE!
Rich Russillo: NOW A JAB, DRAKE IS ON WOBBLY LEGS BUT HE REFUSES TO FALL-
James Peters: IT DOESN’T MATTER, JUSTIN WINDGATE NOW ROARING OFF THE ROPES AND HE SPEARS DRAKE KING IN HALF, THROUGH THE TABLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! GLASS EVERYWHERE AND THESE TWO MEN ARE CUT AND BLEEDING ALL OVER THE FLOOR, JUSTIN WINDGATE DRAGS DRAKE STRAIGHT TO HELL WITH HIM! JUSTIN WINDGATE RISKING IT ALL HERE TONIGHT!
Rich Russillo: HE’S CUT AND HE’S BLEEDING, HE’S BEATEN AND BATTERED, BUT HE’S NOT DONE YET! HE ROLLS DRAKE BACK IN THE RING AND QUICKLY SNATCHES SOMETHING FROM UNDER THE RING, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!? WAIT, IT’S A GLASS BONG! A GLASS BONG AND HE’S ABOUT TO SMOKE THAT DRAKE KING PACK! THAT NEW EDEN PACK!
James Peters: JUSTIN DROPS THE BONG ON THE MAT AND GRABS A HOLD OF THE CHAMPION! HE LIFTS DRAKE KING INTO THE AIR, SUPLEX POSITION! HE’S GONNA SUPLEX DRAKE ONTO THAT GLASS BONG, AS IF DRAKE DOESN’T ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH GLASS SHARDS STILL CUTTING HIS SKIN-
Rich Russillo: DRAKE WITH A KNEE TO THE SKULL AND HE DROPS BACK TO THE CANVAS, NARROWLY AVOIDING THAT SUPLEX, BUT HE NAILS JUSTIN WITH A QUICK FOREARM TO THE CHIN! NOW JUSTIN FIRES BACK WITH A TYSON-LIKE PUNCH! NO! DRAKE KING AVOIDS IT AND TAKES THE BACK OF JUSTIN WINDGATE, WAIT, HE’S GOT THE WRIST TOO! HE SPINS THE CHALLENGER OUT AND JUMPS AT HIM WITH A RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE! THAT ONE CRUMBLED JUSTIN TO HIS KNEES!
James Peters: NOW DRAKE SCOOPS WINDGATE UP, OH GOD, HERE IT COMES! DRAKE KING WITH A BRAINBUSTER THAT DROPS JUSTIN WINDGATE HEAD FIRST INTO THAT GLASS BONG AND IT SHATTERS UNDER THE IMPACT OF WINDGATE’S SKULL! HIS HEAD IS LEAKING BLOOD ALL OVER THE CANVAS!!
Rich Russillo: JESUS LORD, DRAKE KING IS VICIOUS! WAIT, LOO-LOOK AT HIM! DRAKE KING IS ICE COLD, HE’S STARING STOICALLY AT WINDGATE’S BLEEDING SCALP AND HAS NOTHING BEHIND THOSE EYES BUT DISDAIN! THIS MAN ISN’T THINKING ABOUT REVENGE OR PAIN, HE’S THINKING ABOUT EAW! HE’S DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO IMPLORE HIS VISION OF THE FUTURE INTO REALITY, NOBODY WILL STOP HIM!
(Crowd cheers for the violence and then boos as Drake King looks out to them.)
James Peters: Man, look at this. Those motives might be different, but he’s a vicious and cruel bastard all the same. He’s wiping the blood out of Justin’s eyes and violently shaking his head as he yells at the challenger! Blood all over both men as they bear the scars of this already excruciating contest, but Drake is now making Windgate feel the mental pain! He wants him to know that EAW is New Eden’s and nobody else’s!
Persephone: I mean, it’s kinda DEDEDE’s and the whole head production staff too, but hey, whatever floats this dumb fuck’s boat!
Rich Russillo: Wait, oh boy, Drake King now going to ringside, he’s gonna introduce his own tools of destruction! As if Windgate hasn’t been put through enough! Drake searching violently for something, whatever it is, it’s gotta be- OH NO, HE’S GOT THE CHAINSAW! HE SLIDES IT INTO THE RING AND THEN-
James Peters: What the hell?! Why is he still looking for something? He just slid that chainsaw in the ring, surely he doesn’t need another one!? Wait…What is…he has something in his hands…it’s..it’s…it’s a book?!
Rich Russillo: IT’S THE BOOK! THE BOOK OF DRISTIANITY! I DIDN’T THINK WE’D EVER SEE AN ACTUAL BOOK, BUT HE’S GOT ONE IN HIS HANDS AND OH BOY, HE’S ABOUT TO READ ALOUD THE NEW EDEN PROVERBS FOR JUSTIN WINDGATE!
James Peters: Wait…WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?! HE’S TAKING THE CHAIN OFF THAT CHAINSAW AND NOW WRAPPING IT AROUND THE NECK OF WINDGATE! HE’S CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF HIM AND YANKING THAT CHAIN BACK AS HE HOLDS THE BOOK OUT IN FRONT OF JUSTIN, OH MY GOD, THIS IS CRUEL!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING IS READING THE BOOK OF DRISTIANITY TO JUSTIN WINDGATE AS HE HAS KNEE PLANTED FIRMLY IN THE CHALLENGER’S SPINE AND IS CHOKING HIM OUT WITH THAT CHAINSAW CHAIN WITH THE OTHER HAND! THIS MAN IS MERCILESS!! DRAKE KING IS TRYING TO KILL JUSTIN WINDGATE FOR EVER DOUBTING NEW EDEN! FOR EVER TRYING TO STAND IN THEIR WAY AND EVER TRYING TO DISRUPT THE VISION!
Drake King: NEW EDEN 1:4: WHEN YOUR CAREER IS DEAD AND GONE, NEW EDEN WILL STILL BE HERE! WE WILL ALWAYS BE HERE AND WE WILL ALWAYS BE EAW!
James Peters: HE SLAPS JUSTIN IN THE FACE WITH THE BOOK OF DRISTIANITY AND NOW THROWS IT TO THE SIDE, HE GRABS THAT CHAIN AND WRAPS IT AROUND JUSTIN’S MOUTH, OH GOD, DRAKE STOP! DRAKE, STOP! THE CHAMPION IS RIPPING APART THE FACE OF WINDGATE AS HE RIPS AT THE MOUTH WITH THE CHAINSAW CHAIN, GOOD GOD, SOMEONE STOP THIS! JUSTIN HAS TOO MUCH PRIDE TO TAP OUT, BUT HE MIGHT HAVE TO RIGHT NOW! HE DOES HAVE TO-
Rich Russillo: HOLY SHIT! HE JUST GRABBED ONE OF THOSE GLASS SHARDS AND STABBED IT BACKWARDS INTO THE EYE OF DRAKE KING! A BIG GLASS SHARD JUST GOT SHOVED INTO DRAKE’S EYE AND HE’S FORCED TO DROP THE CHAIN! HE’S FORCED TO LET IT GO AND ROLLS AROUND VIOLENTLY!! HIS EYE IS COMPLETELY BLOODSHOT AND HE’S SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS!
Drake King: HOLY FRACKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
James Peters: OH MY GOD, JUSTIN WINDGATE IS BACK UP AND GE JUST GRABBED THAT CHAIN, OH NO-
Rich Russillo: CRACK!!!!!! HE SMACKS THAT CHAIN OVER DRAKE’S BACK AND IT SLAPS OFF HIS SKIN! IT MIGHT’VE BRUISED HIS DAMN ORGANS WITH THE POWER IT WAS JUST SWUNG WITH! NOW ANOTHER HIT, THAT ONE AGAIN TO DRAKE’S BACK! NOW JUSTIN WINDGATE STARTS HITTING DRAKE IN THE LEGS AND TORSO WITH IT, JUST TRYING TO MAKE HIM PAY AND BAD!!!
James Peters: HE’S ROLLING AROUND TRYING TO GET OUT OF HARM’S WAY! HE SCRAMBLES UP TO HIS FEET IN THE CORNER AND JUSTIN SWINGS THE CHAIN AT DRAKE’S FACE- BUT DRAKE EVADES IT AS HE DUCKS AND JUSTIN MISSES! NOW DRAKE STOMPS ON THE KNEE OF JUSTIN! OH MY GOD, REMEMBER THAT BAD KNEE! DRAKE HAD BEEN PICKING IT APART ALL NIGHT, IT COMES BACK TO HURT JUSTIN AGAIN NOW! HE BUCKLES AS DRAKE RIPS THE CHAIN AWAY FROM HIM AND CLIMBS TO THE SECOND ROPE! WHAT IN THE WORLD-
Rich Russillo: DRAKE WRAPS THE CHAIN AROUND THE NECK OF JUSTIN AND HE LAUNCHES HIMSELF WITH A BLOCKBUSTER FROM THE SECOND ROPE!!! HE SLAMS JUSTIN TO THE MAT WITH THAT CHAIN AROUND HIS THROAT! DRAKE KING CONTINUES TO TAKE THE PUNISHMENT TO A DIFFERENT LEVEL!
Persephone: I wish he’d take his weird ass mideveal dress code to a different level, dude looks like he’s coming out to reneact dungeons and dragons or some stupid shit. How he hasn’t already finished this weed smoking bum, I don’t know, but hopefully he uses this chainsaw and buzzes my head off because I can’t fucking stand these two.
James Peters: I don’t know about all that, but he is putting the chainsaw back on the chain- wait, Justin is grabbing onto the book of Dristianity! He’s grabbing onto anything at this point, but Drake drops the chain to the canvas before he can put it back on and rips the book from Justin’s hands! Drake grabs Justin and drags him to his feet- Justin with a jawbreaker! Windgate shocks Drake King with that jawbreaker and now Justin Windgate is trying to mount a counter attack!
Rich Russillo: He fires off with a calf-kick and Drake grabs his leg! Drake now kicks Justin’s leg and the challenger drops to his knee with a big yell! DRAKE LIFTS HIM UP, POSSIBLY LOOKING FOR ANOTHER FALCON ARROW! HERE HE GOES! NO, WAIT! JUSTIN ESCAPES OUT THE BACK DOOR AND GETS BACK TO HIS FEET! DRAKE TURNS AROUND AND JUSTIN GRABS HIM- OH BOY! HE’S LOOKING FOR THAT ‘RUN IT UP’ SLICED BREAD! HERE IT COMES!
James Peters: JUSTIN RUNS OFF THE TURNBUCKLES AND ATTEMPTS THE ‘RUN IT UP’!!!! NO!!! DRAKE KING SUSPENDS HIM IN MIDAIR AND DROPS HIM WITH AN INVERTED FALCON ARROW! MY GOD, AN INVERTED FALCON ARROW, WHEN DO WE EVER SEE SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!? DRAKE KING DROPS WINDGATE TO THE CANVAS AND HEADS TO THE OUTSIDE! HE’S ASCENDING THE TURNBUCKLES, HE WANTS TO FLY! DRAKE KING ON THE TOP ROPE, LOOKING FOR A FROGSPLASH-
Rich Russillo: JUSTIN WINDGATE SPRINGS UP THERE AFTER HIM, JUSTIN WINDGATE GRABS DRAKE AND BRINGS HIM CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE APRON WITH A SLINGSHOT DDT, THE ‘DTX’!!!!! HE SMASHED DRAKE’S HEAD TO THE APRON AND DRAKE KING IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT! DRAKE IS LIFELESSLY DRAPED ON THE APRON AS JUSTIN WINDGATE STUMBLES AROUND, TRYING TO GET HIM BACK IN THE RING!
James Peters: JUSTIN HAS THE CHAMP DOWN AND OUT, THIS IS HIS CHANCE TO FINISH IT! HIS CHANCE TO BECOME THE WORLD CHAMPION AND ACHIEVE HIS GREATEST GOAL, THE WRITING IS ON THE WALL FOR WINDGATE NOW! HE ROLLS DRAKE BACK IN THE RING AND NOW HE PICKS UP THAT CHAINSAW! JUSTIN WITH THE CHAINSAW AND DRAKE IS EVER SO SLIGHTLY STIRRING- WAIT!
Rich Russillo: THE CHAIN! DRAKE DIDN’T PUT THE CHAIN BACK ON THE SAW AND JUSTIN IS JUST NOW REALIZING IT! HE’S LOOKING AROUND FOR IT AND FINALLY SEES THE CHAIN, DESPERATELY FIGHTING TO GET IT ON THE CHAINSAW! THE CLOCK IS BURNING AS DRAKE KING IS BEGINNING TO STIR! JUSTIN WINDGATE IS JUST BARELY ABLE TO GET IT ON AND START UP THE CHAINSAW! HE LUNGES IT TOWARDS DRAKE-
James Peters: DRAKE DUCKS UNDER IT AND SLIDES UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE, HE GRABS THE CHAINSAW ON THE FLOOR AND JUSTIN INVITES HIM BACK INTO THE RING! OH BOY, HERE WE FUCKING GO! DRAKE ABOUT TO START UP THAT CHAINSAW! THESE TWO BOTH HAVE CHAINSAWS AND THEY ARE ROARING, READY TO CUT EACH OTHER DOWN! OH MY!!!!!
(Crowd gets to their feet and collectively holds their breath.)
Rich Russillo: DRAKE HURLS HIS CHAINSAW AT JUSTIN WINDGATE AND IT CATCHES HIM ON THE ARM AS HE TRIED TO AVOID IT! A BIG GASH OPENED ON JUSTIN’S ARM AND DRAKE KING FIRES A BICYCLE KICK BEFORE JUSTIN WINDGATE CAN RECOVER! DRAKE KNOCKS THE SCREWS LOOSE FROM JUSTIN’S HEAD WITH THAT KICK AS HE’S FORCED TO DROP THE SAW! DRAKE NOW TAKES HIS BACK AND LOOKS FOR A NECKBREAKER! NO, JUSTIN WINDGATE TURNS THIS AROUND AND PICKS DRAKE UP! OH NO, JUSTIN, DON’T!!!!! HE’S GOT HIS EYES ON THAT CHAINSAW ON THE GROUND, JUSTINNNNN!!!!
James Peters: THE CHALLENGER SLAMS THE CHAMPION ONTO THAT GROUNDED CHAINSAW AND DRAKE KING’S BODY FOLDS OVER THAT CHAINSAW BLADE! HE CAN’T BREATHE AS HE STARTS SPITTING BLOOD ONTO THE CANVAS, THE MARKS OF WAR ALL OVER THE RING AND ALL OVER THESE TWO MEN! JUSTIN WINDGATE WITH A DEVASTATING BODY SLAM ONTO THAT CHAINSAW! NOW JUSTIN SCRAMBLES TO THE OUTSIDE, HE KNOWS HIS TIME IS NOW AND THIS IS HIS MOMENT! JUSTIN WINDGATE NOW CLIMBING TO THE TOP, LABORED BREATHS FROM JUSTIN WINDGATE AS HE NEARLY FALLS OFF THE TURNBUCKLES, BUT HE’S UP THERE-
Rich Russillo: THE CHAINSAW, JUSTIN TOOK TOO LONG AND DRAKE CRAWLED TO THE SAW! JUSTIN WINDGATE IS TEETERING ON THE TOP AND DRAKE ACTIVATES THE SAW! OH MY GOD, JUSTIN WINGATE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO, WHERE TO GO! DRAKE HAS A SADISTIC LOOK IN HIS EYE, BLOOD DRIPPING FROM HIS MOUTH AND CUTS ALL OVER HIS BODY, DRAKE HAS LOST IT AND HE, WAIT-
James Peters: DRAKE IS TAKING THE GROUND UNDER HIS FEET, HE SAWS THROUGH THE TOP ROPE WITH THE CHAINSAW AND THE ENTIRE TOP ROPE SNAPS AS IT SENDS DRAKE WHIPPING TO THE CANVAS AND JUSTIN WINDGATE CRASHES HEAD FIRST DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!!!! JUSTIN FELL FROM THE SKIES AND HIT THE CANVAS LIFELESSLY, DRAKE IS CRAWLING TO THE BOTTOM ROPE AS THE CHAINSAW WENT TUMBLING OUT OF THE RING, OH MY GOD, WHAT DID DRAKE KING JUST DO?! THEY’RE GONNA BRING DOWN THE ENTIRE ARENA AT THIS DAMN RATE!!! DRAKE EXPLODED THAT TOP ROPE AND SENT WINDGATE BARRELING DOWN, HE’S TURNED THE TIDES AND SUDDENLY, DRAKE KING SEES THE WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY!!
Rich Russillo: HE DID WHAT HE HAD TO DO! He did exactly what was necessary!! That’s the sign of a true champion! AND NOW LOOK AT HIM, HE’S GRABBING THAT TOP ROPE AND TYING IT AROUND THE FEET OF THE CHALLENGER!? HOW CREATIVELY DANGEROUS IS OUR CHAMPION!?!
James Peters: EXTREMELY BECAUSE HE’S TYING THE OTHER SIDE TO THE RING POST ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING AND NOW….OH NO, HE GRABS WINDGATE AND DROPS HIM OVER THE SECOND ROPE AS JUSTIN IS SUSPENDING UPSIDE DOWN AGAINST THE ROPES! HE IS HANGING WINDGATE BY HIS FEET AND HIS HANDS ARE DANGLING ON THE FLOOR, DRAKE KING HAS HIS CHALLENGER DEFENSELESS RIGHT NOW, COME ON!! DRAKE RUNS TOWARDS THE CAMERA MAN AND RIPS HIS CAMERA AWAY FROM HIM! HE TURNS AROUND AND PUTS THE CAMERA IN THE DANGLING AND BLEEDING FACE OF JUSTIN WINDGATE! MAN, THIS IS TOO MUCH!!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE SLAMS THE CAMERA AGAINST THE UPSIDE DOWN JUSTIN WINDGATE’S SKULL AND THROWS IT TO THE FLOOR! THE THUD THAT WINDGATE’S SKULL MADE WAS DISGUSTING! NOW THE CHAMPION GOES AROUND THE RING, SEARCHING VIOLENTLY FOR…WAIT, HE’S LOOKING FOR EXACTLY WHAT THIS MATCH WAS BUILT AROUND! WHAT IT EMBODIES AND WHAT IT WAS NAMED AFTER, DRAKE WANTS TO END THE LIFE OF WINDGATE WITH THE CHAINSAW!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE HAS THE CHAINSAW AND HE ACTIVATES IT! HE’S GOT THE SAW READY TO GO AND HE APPROACHES JUSTIN WINDGATE! OH MAN, COME ON, I KNOW THAT IS THE NATURE OF THE MATCH AND THAT HE HAS TO RETAIN HIS TITLE, BUT THIS MAY BE TOO FAR! WAIT, WHAT IS HE- OH MY GOD! DRAKE IS TRYING TO GET THE HAIR OF WINDGATE CAUGHT UP IN THE CHAINSAW, HE WANTS TO SCALP WINDGATE FOR THE DEPTHS THIS RIVALRY HAS REACHED!
James Peters: DRAKE PUTS THE CHAINSAW TO JUSTIN- NO! JUSTIN USED WHATEVER STRENGTH HE HAD LEFT TO PULL HIS BODY UP AND GRAB THE SECOND ROPE BEFORE DRAKE GOT TO HIM! HE DUMPS HIS BODY INTO THE RING! HE GETS HIMSELF LOOSE FROM THE THE ROPE AROUND HIS FEET AND THEN KICKS GLASS SHARDS INSIDE THE RING TO THE OUTSIDE, INTO THE FACE OF DRAKE KING!!! WHO STUMBLES AROUND AND SLICES THE BARRICADE TO SHREDS WITH THE CHAINSAW AS HE FALLS!!! HE NEARLY BEHEADED HIMSELF WITH ALL THAT GLASS IN HIS EYE AND DRAKE’S EYE IS STILL BLOODSHOT AND PROBABLY BLIND FROM THAT EARLIER ATTACK WITH THE SHARD FROM JUSTIN!!!
Rich Russillo: JUSTIN NOW ON THE SECOND ROPE, HE SPRINGBOARDS HIMSELF TO THE OUTSIDE AND FLOORS DRAKE KING WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK! JUSTIN WINDGATE FLEW ALL THE WAY TO THE OUTSIDE WITH THAT DROPKICK AND SHOT HIS FEET THROUGH DRAKE’S CHEST LIKE A DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN! DRAKE KING JUST TUMBLED TO THE FLOOR AND JUSTIN IS GETTING HIM BACK UP, HE’S FEELING A SECOND WIND AND IS READY GO! HE THROWS DRAKE KING BACK IN THE RING AND SLIDES UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE-
James Peters: BANG! ‘JUDGEMENT DAY’!!!! THAT CURB STOMP FROM DRAKE KING, ‘JUDGEMENT DAY’ JUST DECIDED WINDGATE’S FAITH, HE WAS MOVING TOO FAST AND DRAKE CAPITALIZED WITH A STIFF STOMP OF THE SKULL TO THE CANVAS! THIS HAS TO BE IT! DRAKE GOES FOR THE COVER ON JUSTIN WINDGATE!!! FOR THE WORLD TITLE, FOR NEW EDEN, FOR EAW!!!
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Rich Russillo: KICKOUT! JUSTIN WINDGATE POWERS OUT! KICKOUTTTTTTT!!!! KICKOUT!!! KICKOUT!!! HE KICKED OUT, HE IS STILL IN THIS, SOMEHOW, THESE MEN ARE STILL CONSCIOUS AND DRAKE CANNOT BELIEVE WINDGATE SHOT HIS SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS AT THREE! JUSTIN WINDGATE IS BARELY MOVING AS DRAKE IS GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET, HE KNOWS THAT IF HE’S GONNA FINISH JUSTIN, IT NEEDS TO BE NOW!
James Peters: LOOK AT DRAKE, HE’S TAKING THE TURNBUCKLE OFF AND EXPOSING THAT STEEL CONNECTOR BEHIND THE TURNBUCKLE! THIS WON’T BE GOOD-
Rich Russillo: Drake just took something out of the turnbuckle?! He just ripped it open and removed something…wait..is that a joint?! HE’S GOT A JOINT AND A LIGHTER IN HIS HANDS, WHAT IS DRAKE DOING?!
James Peters: DRAKE IS GONNA HIT IT, WHAT DO YOU THINK! HE’S CRAZY!
Persephone: Thank God, maybe he’ll pass out like the marshmallow he is and this match can get over with!
Rich Russillo: ARE YOU BOTH CRAZY?! DRAKE KING WOULD NEVER! NEW EDEN WOULD NEVER AND NEW EDEN’S VISION FOR EAW DOESN’T CONSIST OF DRUGS! DRAKE JUST PUT THAT JOINT IN THE MOUTH OF JUSTIN WINDGATE! HE LIGHTS IT UP AND JUSTIN WINDGATE STARTS COUGHING AS THE JOINT FALLS ONTO THE CANVAS AND DRAKE SHAKES HIS HEAD IN DISGUST! THIS POISON IS NOT SOMETHING DRAKE WOULD EVER PUT INTO HIS BRAIN! HE KICKS THE JOINT AND THE LIGHTER TO THE OUTSIDE AS HE LIFTS JUSTIN WINDGATE TO HIS FEET- WHAT THE HELL?!
James Peters: JUSTIN WINDGATE FLICKING DRAKE KING OFF, TWO BIG MIDDLE FINGERS IN THE FACE OF DRAKE AS JUSTIN START STUMBLING AND BLOOD DRIPPING THROUGH HIS EYEBROWS, DOWN HIS FACE! DRAKE CRACKS A SMILE AND NOW GRABS JUSTIN WINDGATE AND SCOOPS HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDER! HE RUNS TOWARDS THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLES AND TRIES TO DUMP JUSTIN ONTO IT- NO! JUSTIN DROPPED OFF THE BACK OF DRAKE AND SHOVED HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! DRAKE GABBS THE SECOND ROPE AND RAISED HIS HEAD BEFORE HE HIT THE STEEL-
Rich Russillo: HE TURNS AROUND AND IS MET WITH A PELE KICK FROM JUSTIN! WINDGATE PELE KICKS DRAKE KING AND ROCKS HIM, ROCKS HIM BAD! DRAKE WOBBLES AND JUSTIN LAUNCHES HIMSELF OFF THAT EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE, HERE HE GOESSSSS!!! ‘RUN IT UPPPPP’!!!!!! THAT SLICED BREAD OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND HE THROWS DRAKE TO THE CANVAS, JUSTIN IT THE ‘RUN IT UP’ AND HE’S SOMEHOW CAUGHT A SECOND LIFE IN THIS MATCH! HE’S ON THE CUSP OF HAVING IT ALL, FINDING HIS DREAMS AND BEING THE FACE OF THIS COMPANY!
Persephone: YES! FINISH HIM AND END THIS NEW EDEN BULLSHIT!
James Peters: JUSTIN CALLING FOR THE ‘CLASSIC ENDING’ TO FINALLY PUT THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN OF NEW EDEN! TO END THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL BY TAKING THE TITLE FROM DRAKE KING! HE’S GONNA DO IT! JUSTIN WINDGATE GOES FOR THE ‘CLASSIC ENDINGGGGGG’!!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO!!!! DRAKE CAUGHT HIM AND TURNED IT INTO A BACKBREAKER! HE DROPS JUSTIN SPINE FIRST ONTO HIS KNEE AND NOW STOMPS ON HIS KNEE! THAT EXPOSED KNEE WITH NO PAD, DRAKE STOMPS ON IT WITH NO REMORSE! JUSTIN CLUTCHES AT IT AND TRIES TO ROLL ONTO HIS KNEES, BUT DRAKE SEEST EH CHANCE, HE SEES HIS BOOT ON JUSTIN’S NECK! HERE HE GOES, DRAKE KING OFF THE ROPES AND CHARGES WITH A ‘JUDGMENT DA-
James Peters: JUSTIN SHOOTS A SUPERKICK INTO THE TEETH OF DRAKE AND STOPS THE CHAMP DEAD IN HIS TRACKS! NOW JUSTIN WINDGATE DRAGS DRAKE KING TO THE CORNER AND RIPS HIM DOWN INTO THAT EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE WITH A DDT!!! THAT EXPOSED STEEL JUST MET DRAKE KING’S CRANUM AT THE HANDS OF A MONSTEROUS DDT FROM JUSTIN WINDGATE! DRAKE IS SEEING STARS AND THE CHAMPION IS OUT OF IT! OH MY GOD, JUSTIN WINDGATE’S TIME TO SHINE IS HERE! THE LAST GASP, THE CURTAIN CALL, THIS IS HIS MOMENT! JUSTIN THROWS DRAKE TO THE CANVAS AND LOCKS IN THE ‘NO X-SCAPE’!!!! THE SUBMISSION IS IN AND IT’S FULL EFFECT!
Rich Russillo: HE’S GOT THE SUBMISSION IN AND A ROPE BREAK WON’T WORK HERE, NOT IN THIS MATCH! HE’S GONNA HAVE TO TAP OR FIND A WAY OUT, BUT THAT SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE, HE’S GOTTA SUBMIT!!! JUSTIN WINDGATE HAS DRAKE KING SECONDS FROM SUBMISSION AND SECONDS FROM FINALLY BECOMING THE CROWN JEWEL OF EAW!!! JUSTIN WINDGATE STILL HAS IT LOCKED IN AND DRAKE CRAWLS UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE- OH MY GOD, JUSTIN ROLLED OUT THERE WITH HIM AND THEY BOTH FALL TO THE FLOOR! JUSTIN WINDGATE STILL HAS IT LOCKED IN AND DRAKE IS ON THE FLOOR JUST SCREAMING IN AGONY!
Persephone: DON’T BE AN IDIOT! HE CAN’T SUBMIT HIM OUT HERE AND HE KNOWS IT! JUSTIN WINDGATE JUST WANTS TO DESTROY DRAKE KING! JUSTIN WINDGATE- WAIT, HE JUST LET THE SUBMISSION GO AND GRABBED THE CHAINSAW, OH YES, DRAKE IS TRYING TO CRAWL AWAY, BUT JUSTIN WINDGATE TRAPS DRAKE’S ARM AND….YES!!! THE CHAINSAW IS ACTIVE, JUSTIN, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: HE’S SAWING DRAKE’S FINGER!!!! HE’S SAWING HIS FINGER OFF AND DRAKE KING IS SCREAMING IN ALL TYPES OF PAIN! THE BLOOD IS SQUIRTING FROM DRAKE’S FINGER AS JUSTIN IS TRYING TO CUT THROUGH THE BONE! HE WANTS TO CUT DRAKE’S FINGER OFF! SOMEONE CALL THIS MATCH!!! JUSTIN WINDGATE IS STILL TRYING TO CUT OFF DRAKE’S FINGER AND HE’S GETTING THROUGH, DRAKE IS SCREAMING FOR DEAR LIFE ANS PUNCHING WINDGATE IN THE FACE!
Persephone: YESSSSSSSSS, SAW THAT SHIT OFF!!!!
James Peters: DRAKE FINALLY GETS FREE AND RIPS HIS HAND AWAY, HE RUNS AROUND THE RING AND FALLS DOWN! HE SEARCHES VIOLENTLY UNDER THE RING FOR A FIRST-AID KIT AS HIS FINGER SEEMS TO BE ONLY HALF ATTACHED! THAT FINGER IS GOING TO FALL OF IF IT ISN’T TREATED! DRAKE GRABS THE FIRST-AID KIT AND MANAGES TO THRASH IT OPEN! JUSTIN WINDGATE WON’T LET HIM TAPE IT, HE WANTS TO TAKE TH-
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD!!! DRAKE STABBED THE FOREARM OF JUSTIN WITH A HYPODERMIC NEEDLE! A HYPODERMIC NEEDLE PUT THROUGH JUSTIN’S ARM AND IT’S LITERALLY POKING OUT THE OTHER SIDE, JUSTIN IS CRYING OUT IN PAIN AS DRAKE STILL CLUTCHES AT HIS FINGER! I DON’T KNOW IF THERE WERE FLUIDS IN THAT SYRINGE OR NOT, BUT DRAKE DIDN’T CARE, HE PUT IT THROUGH THE ARM OF JUSTIN WINDGATE AND NOW GETS TO HIS FEET, A DISCUS ELBOW THAT FLATTENS WINDGATE AND SENDS HIM THUDDING AGAINST THE FLOOR! THAT NEEDLE IS STILL IN HIS ARM!
James Peters: Drake is taping that finger back together with the medical tape in that kit, wrapping it and putting mountains of tape around that mess of a finger! JUSTIN WINDGATE ON THE GROUND, HE RIPS THAT NEEDLE OUT AND YELLS OUT IN BLISTERING PAIN, MY GOD THAT MADE THIS ENTIRE ARENA CRINGE!!! JUSTIN WINDGATE IS INITIATED AND IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN, HE’S GOT A DIFFERENT KIND OF FIRE IN HIS EYES NOW!
Persephone: YEAH THAT’S CALLED A DISEASE! MOTHERFUCKER JUST GOT STUCK WITH SOME RANDOM NEEDLE!
Rich Russillo: JUSTIN WINDGATE, ABSOLUTELY RUNNING OFF THE PAIN ALONE, STORMS TOWARDS DRAKE KING WITH A BIG LARIAT! DRAKE AVOIDS IT AND SENDS JUSTIN FACE FIRST INTO THE RING POST, NOW GRABBING THE BACK OF JUSTIN’S HEAD AND SHOVING HIM FACE FIRST INTO THAT POST AGAIN! DRAKE TRIES TO IRISH WHIP JUSTIN WINDGATE INTO THE STAIRS- NO! JUSTIN TURNS THIS AROUND AND LAUNCHES DRAKE SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STAIRS! AND IS THAT- WAIT, JUSTIN WINDGATE IS GOING THROUGH THAT FIRST-AID KIT AND HE JUST PULLED OUT A SCALPEL!
James Peters: DRAKE SEES IT, HE SCRAMBLES UP THE STEPS AND RUNS INTO THE RING! JUSTIN WINDGATE RUNS IN BEHIND HIM, BUT DRAKE NAILS HIM WITH A BIG JUMPING KNEE TO THE FACE! JUSTIN DROPS THE SCALPEL AND DRAKE KICKS IT TO THE SIDE, NOW LIFTING JUSTIN UP INTO POWERBOMB POSITION, OH MY GOD, THIS ONE MIGHT GET THROUGH!!! DRAKE RUNS ACROSS THE RING AND THROWS JUSTIN DOWN ONTO THAT EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE! THAT STEEL CONNECTOR JUST MADE ITS WAY THROUGH THE SPINE OF WINDGATE AS HE CRUMBLES TO THE CANVAS!!
Rich Russillo: Wait…what the hell is Drake King doing?!
James Peters: He’s got the scalpel in hand and he’s cutting up the ring canvas? What in…WAIT, DRAKE CUTS THE CORNER OF THE RING AND PEELS THE CANVAS BACK, CUTTING UP THE FOAM AND THROWING IT TO RINGSIDE, THE BARE WOOD OF THAT RING IS EXPOSED AND DRAKE KING WANTS TO END IT HERE! THE RING WOOD IS AS UNFORGIVING AS ANY WEAPON AND DRAKE LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO USE IT AS HIS FINAL WEAPON! HIS FINAL PROVERB IN THIS MATCH, JUSTIN WINDGATE WILL FALL VICTIM TO NEW EDEN’S DOMINANCE!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING LIFTS JUSTIN BY HIS HAIR AND MAKES JUSTIN STARE AT THE BOOK OF DRISTIANITY! HE TELLS HIM THIS WAR IS FINISHED-
James Peters: JUSTIN THREW DRAKE’S HAND AWAY AND DELIVERED A PELE KICK! A PELE KICK TO THE SKULL OF DRAKE AND IT HAS HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! NOW JUSTIN CALLING FOR THE CROWD TO GET TO THEIR FEET, THE END IS NEAR!!!!! JUSTIN WINDGATE SIGNALS FOR THE ‘CLASSIC ENDING’!!! HE JUMPS TOWARDS DRAKE AND SLAMS HIM DOWN WITH- NO! DRAKE KING HELD ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND JUSTIN HITS THE BARE CANVAS BACK FIRST!! OH MY LORD!!! HIS BODY MADE AN UGLY SOUND WHEN IT SMASHED AGAINST THAT WOOD!! NOW DRAKE SEES HIS CHANCE, HE CHARGES FORWARDS WITH THE ‘JUDGEMENT DAYYYYYYYY’!!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO!!!! JUSTIN EVADES IT AND ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, HE ROLLS DRAKE THROUGH AND GETS TO HIS FEET WITH A GROUNDED SUPERKICK TO THE CHIN OF THE CHAMPION! DRAKE CRUMBLES AS JUSTIN WINDGATE FEELS THE ENERGY! HE FEELS THE MOMENTUM AND KNOWS THIS COULD BE HIS FINAL STAND, HIS FINAL CHANCE TO WIN IT ALL!! JUSTIN WINDGATE CALLS FOR DRAKE TO GET TO HIS FEET AND HE JUMPS AT DRAKE KING WITH THE ‘CLASSIC ENDING’!!!! AND HE HIT IT!!! ON THE BARE RING, THE EXPOSED WOOD JUST MET THE BACK OF DRAKE’S HEAD WITH A THUD AND HE’S OUT!! OH MY GOD, JUSTIN WINDGATE GOES IN FOR THE PIN ON DRAKE!!!
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James Peters: KICKOUT!!!! HE KICKED OUT OAMKWLLFLFLWOPAPPIDODOLLADJDKN!!!!! HOW?!?! HOW IN THE HELL DID THE CHAMPION POWER OUT, NOBODY IN THIS ARENA CAN BELIEVE IT, THEY THOUGHT JUSTIN HAD IT WON, WE DID AND HE DID TOO, HE’S ABSOLUTELY IN DISBELIEF!! THE WILL OF THE CHAMPION JUST SOMETHING ELSE, HE ISN’T DEFENDING A BELT, HE’S DEFENDING HIS POSITION ON TOP OF EAW AND DEFENDING HIS INFLUENCE OVER VOLTAGE!!! DEFENSIING NEW EDEN’S SPOT AT THE TOP!!!
Persephone: JUSTIN WINDGATE NEEDS TO KEEP GOING AND HE KNOWS THAT! HE CAN’T LET UP NOW! HE CAN’T STOP, HE NEEDS TO KEEP HIS FOOT ON THE GAS PEDAL AND HE’S GOING TO! HE GRABS DRAKE AND LOCKS IN THE ‘NO X-SCAPE’ FOR PERHAPS THE FINAL TIME, THIS SUBMISSION IS IN DEEP AND DRAKE KING IS FIGHTING VIOLENTLY TO TRY AND GET OUT OF IT!!! HE CAN’T DO IT AND HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!! HE’S DROWNING AND JUSTIN IS KEEPING HIS HEAD BELOW THE WATER!!! LOOK AT DRAKE’S HAND, HE’S GONNA TAP, HE’S SHAKING HIS HAND ABOVE THE CANVAS!!! OH MY GOD, YES!!! DRAKE KING IS ABOUT TO TAP OU-
James Peters: NO!!!
HE GRABS THE SCALPEL AND JAMS IT INTO JUSTIN’S THIGH!!! HE STABBED THAT SCALPEL INTO WINDGATE’S THIGH AND WINDGATE IS FORCED TO RELEASE THE SUBMISSION! WHAT IN THE-
Persephone: HOLY SHIT!!
Rich Russillo: JUSTIN WINDGATE RIPS IT OUT AND DRIVES IT INTO DRAKE’S HAND!!! OH MY FREAKING LORD, HE JUST SHOVED THE SCALPEL INTO DRAKE’S HAND AND THE CHAMPION SCREAMS OUT IN PAIN AS BLOOD CONTINUES TO STAIN THIS ALREADY HEAVILY RED CANVAS! WINDGATE THROWS THE SCALPEL TO THE SIDE AND GRABS THE HAND OF DRAKE, THE FINGER WITH THE MEDICAL TAPE ON IT!! JUSTIN RIPS IT OFF AND WRAPS IT AROUND DRAKE’S NECK! HE’S GOT THE TAPE WRAPPED AROUND DRAKE’S NECK AND IS PULLING WITH ALL HIS MIGHT!
James Peters: HE’S GOT DRAKE’S NECK AT A RIDICULOUS ANGLE AND IS TRYING TO STRANGLE HIM TO DEATH WITH THIS TAPE! WAIT, DRAKE IS ALMOST OUT, HE MIGHT’VE PASSED OUT, HIS FACE IF PURPLE AND HE ISN’T MOVING-
Persephone: SNAP! THAT TAPE GIVES WAY AND THEY BOTH FALL TO THE CANVAS! OH MY GOD, DRAKE WAS SECONDS FROM DEFEAT AND THAT TAPE GAVE WAY! JUSTIN NEARLY HAD THIS WIN AND THAT TAPE SNAPS AT THE VERY FINAL SECONDS! COME ON MAN! THE LIMP BODY OF DRAKE KING BEING DRAGGED ACROSS THIS BLOOD RED WOOD AS JUSTIN WINDGATE CALLS FOR DRAKE TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET! DRAKE CAN BARELY MOVE, BUT JUSTIN KNOWS HE HAS TO STRIKE NOW!!
James Peters: DRAKE KING INCHING TO HIS UNSTABLE FEET AND JUSTIN ROARS OUT WITH A SPEAR- ‘ASCENSION’!!!!! THAT ‘ASCENSION’ ON THE WOOD AND OH MY HEAVENS, WHAT A COUNTER FROM DRAKE! HE TURNED THIS MATCH AROUND IN A HEARTBEAT AND HAS JUSTIN DOWN AND OUT! JUSTIN ISN’T MOVING AND DRAKE NOW LIFTS JUSTIN TO HIS FEET AND LEANS HIM AGAINST THE ROPES, DRAKE KING BOUNDS OF THE SECOND ROPE, DESTROYS THE FACE OF JUSTIN WITH A ‘GULLOTINEEEEEEEEE’!!!!!! THAT RUNNING SICK KICK TO THE FACE!!! JUSTIN SLAMMED TO THE CANVAS! IT’S OVER, DRAKE KING OUT OF NOWHERE, SILENCES THIS ARENA AND SILENCES THE WORLD!! HE COVERS WINDGATE FOR ONE FINAL TIME!!!!!
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James Peters: KICKOUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! HE KICKED OUT ALDLODFKFFFJKSLSLSLO!!!! HE KICKED OUT, SHOT THE SHOULDER UP WITH A SLIVER OF A SECOND LEFT AND SOMEHOW STAYED ALIVE IN THIS MATCH! DRAKE JUST FELL BACK ONTO THAT WOOD FLOORING AND RAN HIS HANDS THROUGH HIS HAIR! HE CAN’T BELIEVE THAT JUSTIN IS STILL IN THIS! THESE TWO HAVE FIGHTING SPIRIT LIKE NO OTHER, THIS LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THIS IS PRO-WRESTLING! THIS IS ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING, THIS IS VOLTAGE!!!
(NOW Arena is exploding and buzzing at the kickout of Justin Windgate.)
Rich Russillo: JUSTIN WINDGATE IS ALIVE AND THIS MATCH IS SOMEHOW STILL GOING! THESE TWO ARE BEATEN AND BLOODIED, THERE’S BLADES, BATS, CHAINSAWS AND BLOODY TAPE ALL AROUND THIS BROKEN DOWN RING WITH NO CANVAS, BUT THESE TWO MEN ARE SOMEHOW STILL VYING FOR THE TITLE OF VOLTAGE’S BEST! IT DOESN’T GET BETTER THAN THIS! BLOOD IS TRICKLING DOWN DRAKE’S FACE AND CHEST AS HE ROCKS AGAINST THE ROPES, WONDERING JUST WHAT IN THE WORLD WILL PUT JUSTIN WINDGATE DOWN FOR GOOD?!
James Peters: They’re both getting back to their knees now and are staring each other down! This blood-deep feud looks as if it will never be over! These two men are scowling at one another and if you thought that a grueling and bloody war between these two would earn mutual respect, you were wrong! They won’t stop, until one is down for good! Until one of them can physically no longer compete inside of an EAW ring! AND HERE THEY GO! DRAKE KING WITH A PUNCH TO THE FACE! JUSTIN RETURNS FIRE, DRAKE NOW GOES FOR A LARIAT AND JUSTIN AVOIDS IT, TAKES THE CHAMPION’S BACK AND LEAPS FOR A NECKBREAKER!!!
Rich Russillo: NO! DRAKE TURNS IT AROUND AND GRABS JUSTIN IN AN INVERTED DDT POSITION! HE LIFTS HIM UP AND SPINS HIM AROUND, THEN DROPS HIM NECK FIRST WITH A ‘DAWN OF JUSTICE’!!!! ‘DAWN OF JUSTICE’ LANDS IN FULL FORCE FOR DRAKE KING, WHO NOW LOOKS OVER AND SEES THE BOOK OF DRISTIANITY LAYING ON THE CANVAS! HE GRABS IT AND WALKS BACK OVER TO JUSTIN WINDGATE, HIS BLOOD STAINING THE PAGES, HE LAYS IT ON THE GROUND AND PLACES JUSTIN’S HEAD ON THE BOOK, OH MY, HE’S LOOKING FOR ‘JUDGEMENT DAY’!!! HE WANTS TO STOMP THE HAD OF JUSTIN ONTO THE BOOK OF DRISTIANITY, A SYMBOL OF THE NEW EDEN CODE OF LAW!!
James Peters: DRAKE COMES OFF THE ROPES AND LOOKS FOR ‘JUDGEMENT DAY’!!! IT DOESN’T CONNECT AS JUSTIN WINDGATE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! HE PICKS THE BOOK OF DRISTIANITY UP AND SMASHES IT AGAINST THE FACE OF DRAKE! THE POETIC JUSTICE, THE BOOK OF DRISTIANITY CRACKS THE NOSE OF DRAKE KING AND HE SLAMS AGAINST THE CANVAS! DRAKE IS DOWN AND JUSTIN ROLLS OUTSIDE THE RING TO GRAB…THE LIGHTER?! IS THIS MAN ABOUT TO HIT A BLUNT WHEN HE HAS DRAKE KING NEARLY BEAT!!?!
Rich Russillo: I DON’T THINK SO, LOOK AT HIM, HE’S HOLDING UP THE BOOK OF DRISTIANITY IN FRONT OF DRAKE KING! HE’S FORCING DRAKE TO WATCH AS HE NOW SETS ABLAZE THE BOOK OF DRISTIANITY! HE SETS THE BOOK ON FIRE AND THROWS IT TO THE CANVAS! DRAKE CAN’T BELIEVE HIS EYES, HE’S IN SHOCK! JUSTIN WINDGATE THROWS A MIDDLE FINGER HIS WAY AND DRAKE LOSES IT! HE STORMS TOWARDS JUSTIN AND AND WINDGATE SHOVES DRAKE AGAINST THE ROPES!!! DRAKE BOUNCES BACK AND WINDGATE DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A ‘CLASSIC ENDING’!!!! OH MY GOD, HE HIT, ONE MORE ‘CLASSIC ENDING AS JUSTIN WINDGATE THROWS AN ARM OVER DRAKE KING’S BODY!!! HERE IT IS, FOR THE TITLE AND FOR THE WORLD!!!
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James Peters: FOOT ON THE ROPE!! DRAKE KING GOT HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE AT THE VERY LAST SECOND AND JUSTIN WINDGATE IS CRYING OUT IN DISBELIEF, HE’S ARGUING WITH THE REFEREE, HE CAN’T BELIEVE DRAKE KING GOT THE FOOT ON THE ROPE! HOW THE HELL DID DRAKE SURVIVE THAT, HE CAN’T BE HUMAN?! SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT HIS METHODS AND HIS MOTIVES, BUT THIS FORTITUDE AND DRIVE TO ACHIEVE HIS GOALS ARE SOMETHING ELSE, SHOWING THE WORLD RIGHT NOW WHY HE IS THE REIGNING WORLD CHAMPION!
(Crowd erupts as Drake got the foot on the ropes, some boo, but many chant for these two; “FIGHT FOREVER! FIGHT FOREVER! FIGHT FOREVER!”)
Rich Rusillo: JUSTIN WINDGATE WIPES THE BLOOD FROM HIS EYES AND PICKS DRAKE BACK UP, PULLING HIM BY THE HAIR AND JUST TRYING TO KEEP DRAKE ON HIS FEET! HE CAN’T EVEN DO IT! HE CAN’T GET DRAKE TO STAY ON HIS FEET, DRAKE IS EXHAUSTED AND WORN, HE JUST CAN’T FIND ANY MORE STRENGTH!
Persephone: JUSTIN WINDGATE MAY HAVE FOUND AN ALTERNATIVE! HE DRAGS THE BODY OF DRAKE ONTO THAT EXPOSED WOOD RING AND LOOKS AT THE SECOND TURMBUCKLE! OH MY GOD, JUSTIN WINDGATE ISN’T GONNA DO IT!! HE’S CLIMBED TO THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE AND IS EYEING DRAKE KING, HE’S GONNA FLY WITH THE ‘X-FACTOR’!!! THAT WOULD SURELY END THIS MATCH- WAIT, WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?!
Rich Russillo: THAT SECOND TURNBUCKLE WASN’T ENOUGH, JUSTIN WINDGATE IS ON THE TOP OF THE RING POST, HE CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE RING POST AND IT MUST FEEL LIKE HE’S ON TOP OF EVEREST RIGHT NOW!!! HE LOOKS DOWN AT DRAKE AND THAT BURNED BOOK OF DRISTNIATY! HE KNOWS THAT HE’S SLAIN NEW EDEN BY THE WAYSIDE! JUSTIN WINDGATE WITH HIS HANDS TO THE SKY, HE FLIEEEESSSSSSS WITH THE ‘X-FACTORRRRRRRRRRR’!!!!!!!!
James Peters: DRAKE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, DRAKE MOVED AND JUSTIN SLAMS AGAINST THAT WOOD FLOORING FACE FIRST!!!! OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, STOP THIS MATCH AND GET SOME MEDICAL DOWN HERE, THIS CAN’T GO ON!!!! JUSTIN WINDGHATE JUST TRIED THAT HUGE SHOOTING STAR FROM THE TOP OF THE RING POST AND LANDED FLAT ON THE WOOD! HE’S DOWN AND OUT AND DRAKE KING SOMEHOW IS BACK TO HIS FEET!
Persephone: HE GRABS THAT BURNT BOOK OF DRISTIANITY, SLOWLY FLAKING AWAY AS ASH AND HE KNOWS THAT JUSTIN WINDGATE NEEDS TO PAY FOR WHAT HE DID! DRAKE KING ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AND GRABS THAT CHAINSAW!!! DRAKE KING, CHAINSAW IN HAND, ROLLS IN THE RING AND TURNS IT ON! OH MAN, DRAKE, HE’S BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH!!! DRAKE KING-
James Peters: WHAT IN GOD’S NAME?! DRAKE JUST PUT THAT CHAINSAW THROUGH THE WOOD AND CREATED A HOLE IN THE FLOOR, DRAKE PUTS THAT CHAINSAW THROUGH THE WOOD AND NOW THROWS IT TO THE SIDE! HE DRAGS WINDGATE’S BODY ACROSS THE RING AND PLACES HIS HEAD OVER THIS SAWED HOLE!!! WHAT IN THE,- WAIT, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! OH MY GOD, NO, NO!!!!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE COMES OFF THE ROPES WITH A ‘JUDGMENT DAY’ STOMP THAT SENDS JUSTIN WINDGATE’S HEAD RIGHT THROUGH THE FLOORBOARDS!!!! HE ACTUALLY SENT HIS HEAD THROUGH THE RING BOARDS AND JUSTIN WINDGATE HAS GONE COMPLETELY LIMP! OH MY GOD!!! DRAKE LITERALLY CURB STOMPED HIS HEAD THROUGH THE FLOOR AND JUSTIN WINDGATE ISN’T EVEN CONSCIOUS ANYMORE! DRAKE FALLS TO THE CANVAS AND CAN’T EVEN COVER HIM, HE’S SO EXHAUSTED!!
James Peters: THE REFEREE IS ASKING JUSTIN WINDGATE IF HE CAN CONTINUE, BUT THERE’S NO ANSWER! THE REFEREE IS ON THE VERGE OF CALLING THIS MATCH, WE MAY NOT EVEN NEED A PIN FALL RO SUBMISSION, I DON’T KNOW IF JUSTIN WINDGAT CAN CONTINUE! DRAKE KING IN THE CORNER, TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF TO HIS FEET, JUSTIN WINDGATE BARELY RAISING HIS HEAD OFF THE CANVAS AND TRYING TO COLLECT HIMSELF-
Rich Russillo: DRAKE LOOKS AT THE BOOK ONE MORE TIME AND GLARES BACK AT JUSTIN WINDGATE! DRAKE KING STORMS OUT OF THE CORNER AND THIS TIME LANDS THE ‘BOOK OF DRISTNAINITYYYYY’ RIGHT TO THE TEMPLE!!! RIGHT TO THE SKULL AND THAT ONE WHIPLASHED JUSTIN’S NECK AROUND AND PUT HIM OUT COLD! BLOOD SPLATTERED EVERYWHERE AND THE REFEREE HAS SEEN ENOUGH! HE CALLS FOR THE TIME KEEPER TO RING THE BELL! IT’S OVER!!
DING! DING! DING!
(‘Cold War’ by Hans Zimmer begins to sound throughout the arena as the crowd is silenced by Drake King’s actions. They can’t believe this match ended so violently and are booing loudly as Drake lays exhausted against the canvas. There’s blood everywhere and even the referee has it on his shirt and pants. He tends to Justin Windgate as he hangs his jaw open and doesn’t move on the canvas.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, DUE TO A REFEREE STOPPAGE, HERE IS YOUR WINNER….ANNDDDDD STILLLLLLLLLL!!!!! REIGNING EAW WORLD CHAMPION, DRAKEEEEEEEEEEE ‘THEEEEEEE REDEEEEEEEEEMERRRRRRRRRRRR’!!!!!
(Crowd boos as Drake is handed a rag by ringside officials to wipe the blood from his face.)
James Peters: Oh my god. We knew this would be bad, we knew it would be brutal and a war until the very end, but man, it got so bad to where even the referee knew a pinfall wouldn’t be the most merciful option. He had to stop this match and rightfully done, Justin is still out cold and God knows how his future looks after a match like this.
Rich Russillo: Drake too, this was back and forth and both men gave each other scars that will never leave them. Physically and mentally. Drake’s finger looks like it’s hanging on by skin alone and Justin looks like he needs to be taken out on a stretcher. I mean this match will change both of them forever and they’ll never forget it. A personal rivalry and an even more personal match. I can’t imagine two competitors going to further lengths just to call themselves champion, but we said it earlier, they fought for some much more tonight. And my god, did they fight.
Persephone: Matches don’t often leave you speechless, never really, but right now, man, I just can’t look at the broken bodies of these men and come up with apt words for this match. I can’t stand either of these men, but they proved tonmight that they’d go to any length for their goals, that’s not something that anybody can deny, no matter personal feelings.
Rich Russillo: We all are a little speechless right now, I mean, look at Drake, he won this match and he can barely move. He’s laying against the bottom turnbuckle and staring stoically at Justin Windgate, who’s being treated by medical personnel and likely being taken out of here in an ambulance. These two men left it all out here and would have literally died for this result tonight.
(Drake rolls out of the ring and the rest of New Eden, Myles and Minerva come down to the ring to help walk Drake up the ring. He’s still bleeding and dripping blood on that world title, which he loosely wears around his shoulder, unsure if he even has the title or not, he’s still out of it. New Eden stops at the top of the ramp and Drake drops his title to the ground, the three of them stare down at the ring as Justin Windgate is barely coming to consciousness.)
James Peters: I mean that was just…shocking.
(New Eden looks down the ramp as Drake gets blood on both Myles and Minerva. They all wear the scars of one another and look out into the NOW arena to a chorus of boos as New Eden stands atop the world. Still atop EAW and still atop it all. The last shot of New Eden at the stage is shown and the shot fades to black.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
