John Helms
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(The camera fades into the parking lot of the Performance Center as a matte black car is seen pulling up and parking. The person steps out of the car showing himself to be none other than Korey Gaines as he makes his way out of the car and opens the trunk, taking his luggage and whatnot with him. He turns his head to look at the Performance Center as it’s clear he has determination on his face knowing the significance of the match at hand that he’s in at Bloodsport. If he gets the win tonight he knows damn well that it would be a statement win for him, which is why he’s taking this with utmost importance. He takes a deep sigh before making his way inside the Performance Center.)
(The camera fades into another part of the scene as it shows Korey making his way through the backstage area hallway keeping that stern look on his face as he does so as he finds himself at the door of the locker room area. He takes his time as he turns the handle to open the door before he’s stopped by someone clearing their throat. Korey lets go as he turns around and raises an eyebrow as the camera turns to show Hannah Marin standing right in front of him. She has a slight smirk on her face as Korey clearly looks displeased as he quickly speaks)
Korey Gaines: I’m not in the mood for you or anything you have up your sleeve at the moment Hannah, so if you don’t mind…
(Hannah holds her hands up defensively after Korey speaks before retaliating back before Korey can do or say anything else to her)
Hannah Marin: Look, I just want to talk if you don’t mind that, it’ll be brief, I’m sure it’ll benefit you too if you listen and acknowledge.
Korey Gaines: I don’t want to do that either, I’m not interested, I’m not interested in whatever you or Jesse have for me, it’s simply just not going to turn well and I don’t have to be smart to know that. I have nothing to say to you, and you have nothing to say to me, should be pretty simple.
Hannah Marin: I can’t help but disagree about that. You know, Jesse and I have been talking a lot lately about the fact that the people here in EAW just don’t get it, they don’t get what we’re trying to say and it’s very tiring. They don’t seem to want to cooperate and see the bigger picture and see the goal that we have in mind, which is to make the world a better place, pretty simple right? Do you know what that makes them? Do you know what they are? The only thing they’re doing to themselves is simply making them more misunderstood, misunderstood Elitists infecting this company to its very core.
(Korey rolls her eyes as Hannah continues to speak)
Hannah Marin: You are no exception to that either. You just like everyone else around here in this rotten place, and that is a misunderstood Elitist. Since day one and since you’ve walked into this company you’ve been labeled as a predator due to your lack of social media training and your disdainful acts on that platform. And let’s not forget you making Layla Lockhard “special brownies” which we’re not falling for. You know deep down that’s something that you haven’t been able to get past for a long while now. Even Jesse brought it up this week and I know that you have to be truly frustrated by that, it must eat you alive knowing that something that you’ve constantly tried to push away multiple times keeps coming back to bite you, right?
(Korey gives a slow nod in response as he seems to be agreeing with Hannah)
Korey Gaines: I am, don’t get me wrong. I want this season to be different than the last, MUCH different must I add. I could be close to admitting that Season 13 was a stain to my record, actually not even, it was. This season you know what I want? Well for starters I want it to be damn different than Season 13, I want championship gold and I want to punish everyone who has ever looked down on him for my mistakes, not only as a proving point for me but as a lesson for everyone else. That includes Jesse as well.
(Hannah gives a shrug)
Hannah Marin: Korey, your best bet if you want to win a championship is to look for a partner. I have a feeling in my chest that I know that you’re going to try to work with SKA during the match to take down Jesse, for your own good, I wouldn’t advise that, isn’t that wise if you ask me. SKA cannot be trusted, he is nothing more than a weirdo in more ways than one, rather than looking at someone like Jesse to end, you should be focusing on him. Jesse is not the enemy.
Korey Gaines: If he isn’t then how about you worry about him more and just leave me be.
(Hannah shrugs once more as she speaks again)
Hannah Marin: One thing I suggest though? Is that you should consider looking at Jesse as a partner. You know he has unfinished business with the tag team division after that sickening partner that he had with him and it’s annoying that the team that ate the pin at PFP is the team holding the gold.
Korey Gaines: Look I’ll make it clear right now I’m not interested. Now if you could please, just fuck off?
(Hannah simply shakes her head and turns on her heels as she turns her head to look at Korey)
Hannah Marin: Then quite simply? I guess you’ll always be a loser.
(Hannah leaves as Korey shakes his head and enters into the locker room as the scene fades.)
(EAW intro begins to play.)
(After the intro plays, the Bloodsport poster flashes across the screen.)
(The scene opens in a quiet neighborhood at night)
(A black Mercedes Benz GLC Coupe pulls up next to a two stories house. The camera zooms in on the windshield as the driver opens up the door and steps out of the car)
(The driver is revealed to be Myles. He is wearing a fancy tuxedo and he is looking as classy as ever. He reaches for a bouquet that was laying on the passenger seat and then he closes the door behind him. A beep from the car confirming that the door was successfully locked, as Myles circles around it and makes his way towards the doorbell)
(He knocks a few times and then he patiently waits for someone to open the door. Meanwhile he reaches to his pockets for a breath mint and pops one in his mouth, just to be sure)
(The door finally opens as Minerva shows up in an elegant black dress and high heel shoes. Her hair is combed in a high chignon while she’s wearing so much makeup she could pass for a completely different person)
Myles: Hi.
Minerva: …
Myles: Wonderful weather we are having…
Minerva: …
Minerva: It’s Midnight and it’s cloudy so… yeah, it is indeed wonderful.
Myles: …
Minerva: …
Minerva: Let’s just get this prom thing done with, alright? Where is your car?
Myles: Alright, let’s go.
(The car beeps again, but this time the doors are opening. Myles walks over to the passenger door and opens it up for Minerva as the sound of her heels echoes throughout the quiet neighborhood. Minerva gets in the car as Myles closes the door behind her. Myles then circles back around to the driver’s seat, hops in the car and drives away as the camera focuses on the license plate which spells BL00D5P0RTZ)
(The scene changes completely. This time we are in a high school gym all set up for prom night. While the guests are chatting with each other and enjoying the party, two “students” are plotting something next to the stage, in a secluded section of the gym)
Rex McAllister: Are you sure that this is going to work?
Serena Bennett: Man, you are a pussy. What are you afraid of?
(The camera reveals a bucket filled with a dark red substance. It’s blood)
Rex McAllister: Is that… human blood?
Serena Bennett: Huh? Nah. It’s blood from a pig. I think.
Serena Bennett: Call me a positive electronic because ION even care. Are you in on this one or not?
Rex McAllister: You “think”?
Serena Bennett: Yeah, I “think” that Minerva needs to be taught a lesson and here we have all we need to humiliate her in front of the entire school. This is a night she will never ever forget.
Rex McAllister: Alright, sure. I’m down. Myles fooled her big time, she thinks he was actually going to pick her as his prom date. He just texted me, they should arrive soon.
Serena Bennett: Great, then whatcha waitin’ for? Help me get this bucket in position. Come on!
(Serena and Rex tie a rope around the bucket and lift it all the way up to the ceiling using a pulley. Just as the bucket is about to get in position, they get interrupted by a person they do not see coming)
Korey Gaines: Hey… What’s going on here? What are you guys up to?
(Korey Gaines shows up with two bottles of beer in his hands. He is visibly drunk and that is a relief for Serena and Rex, as they thought he was the principal for a second)
Serena Bennett: Korey! My man! Hi! Look, me and Rex are kinda busy here, ya know? But here’s something you gotta know! The principal has a secret stash of booze in the back, next to his shack. Bring a shovel with you and maybe ask the boys for help ‘cause it’s pretty deep, but trust me, it’s gonna be worth the trouble.
Korey Gaines: Ah! No need to say it twice! I am off!
(Korey leaves the scene as Serena and Rex glare at each other)
Serena & Rex: Phew.
(The camera cuts to the parking lot, where there’s a bit of a situation developing. The students are queuing up and waiting for their turn to get inside, but two of them seem more eager than the others to get in)
Darcy May Morgan: Excuse me. It says “VIP” on my ticket. I am Darcy May Morgan, the Leading Lady of this High School Prom. I don’t have time to waste here in this damn parking lot, let me in NOW.
???: … Excuse YOU. Who the fuck do you think you are?
(The camera pans over to reveal Sienna Jade, magnificently dressed for the prom. She’s glaring at Darcy May Morgan and she’s definitely not impressed by her attitude)
Sienna Jade: Bitch, I am Sienna Jade. VIP is in my blood, I don’t need a special ticket. I am the Queen of this Prom and everyone knows it. Now y’all better let me in now or…
Darcy May Morgan: …Or what?
(Darcy May Morgan throws her drink at Sienna Jade)
(The alcohol pours all over her dress as Sienna Jade is flabbergasted for what just happened. All the students are starting to gather around the two because they sense a brawl is about to go down and they do not want to miss it)
Sienna Jade: You bitch. I will make you regret this.
(Sienna slaps Darcy so hard she collapses to her knees, but in return Darcy stomps her left foot with her high heel shoes. The inevitable brawl happens as Sienna and Darcy are going at it. The camera fades back to the prom)
(Back inside the gym, we see Terry Chambers dressed with an elegant tuxedo. He’s up on the stage and he’s holding a microphone in his right hand. Everyone has gathered around the stage and they all eager to hear from him)
Terry Chambers: Alright guys, before we get to the crowing of the Queen and the King of this year’s prom, why don’t we start with some stand up comedy to get everyone laughing, huh?
(The crowd doesn’t seem to care that much)
Terry Chambers: Alright, hear me out.
Terry Chambers: Last night, a friend of mine told me: “Camping in the woods is truly a tradition in my family”…
Terry Chambers: …and I replied “It was a tradition in everyone’s family until we invented the house”. Ha! Get it?
(Nobody is laughing)
Terry Chambers: Tough crowd….
Terry Chambers: Alright! It’s time to crown this year’s King and Queen of the prom. They are…
….
(The crowd goes “Ooooooooooooh” in anticipation)
Terry Chambers: MYLLLEEEEESSSSS AND MINERVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(The lights focus on Minerva and Myles as the two make their way on the stage. Everyone is cheering and chanting for them, even Serena Bennett and Rex McAllister although their smiles are not entirely sincere)
(Myles and Minerva show up on stage as Terry Chambers puts the crown on Minerva’s head first and then he does the same with Myles. Terry Chambers starts clapping his hands just like the rest of the students. Minerva doesn’t seem particularly happy about all of this, she just wants the prom to get over with)
(Meanwhile Myles stealthily nods to Rex and Serena to signal to them that Minerva is in perfect position beneath the bucket and that it’s time for phase 2 of the operation…)
(Serena pulls the rope and the bucket gets flipped over…)
(… And just like that Minerva gets all covered in blood!)
(The students are shocked at first but then they erupt in cheers when they see Minerva humiliated in front of the entire school. Everyone starts laughing out loud and some are taking pictures with their smartphones and instantly posting them on the Social Media pages)
Minerva: …
(Serena Bennett, Rex McAllister and Myles group up and they all start laughing and pointing fingers at Minerva, calling her with slurs and just making fun of her for the sake of it. Meanwhile, anger is starting to show on her face as she is breathing heavier and heavier with each breath she takes…)
(All of a sudden a set of lights implodes!)
(The students start screaming! The cheerful laughs are gone and now everyone is looking around to try and figure out exactly what happened to the lights)
(Minerva is completely still, she hasn’t moved and hasn’t muttered a single word since the accident happened. She glares at the exit and smiles, as the doors instantly slam shut with a sick thud that echoes throughout the gym)
???: THE DOORS ARE LOCKED! SOMEONE HAS BLOCKED THE DOORS! WE CAN’T GET OUT!
(Minerva smiles as the panic is spreading across the students)
(Serena and Rex went from playfully laughing at the prank they pulled to being legitimately scared for their lives as they simply can’t figure out what in the world is happening)
(Minerva raises her arm and points her index finger towards Myles…)
(… Myles starts levitating in the air all of a sudden!)
(Everyone is in shock as Myles is now over ten feet in the air. For as crazy as it might sound, it looks as if Minerva has full control of his body and she’s making him fly all over the place without effort)
Minerva: Not so funny anymore… isn’t it, Myles?
(Minerva opens up her palm and just like that, Myles falls all the way to the gym floor head first, dying from the impact. A puddle of blood is now surrounding his head as the rest of the students are now running all over the place and banging on the doors to try and get them to open. Some of them are trying to use their phones to call 911 but for some supernatural reason their devices are not working)
Serena Bennett: YOU BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO TO HIM?!
(Minerva points to the Basketball Scoreboard and with a bit of struggle she manages to pry it open and make it levitate just like Myles. Minerva uses her telekinetic powers to drag the Scoreboard above Serena Bennett and Rex McAllister and…)
Minerva: Karma is a bitch, indeed.
(Minerva lets go of the scoreboard which falls flat on top of Rex and Serena, successfully killing both in an explosion of guts and blood that is now covering most of the gym’s floor)
(Minerva turns her attention to all the students who are trying to escape the gym, including Terry Chambers who is stuck in the panicked crowd)
(Meanwhile Minerva is standing still in the same exact position she’s always been in since her coronation, right in the middle of the stage)
Minerva: Where are y’all going? The party has just started…
(Minerva points towards the impromptu bar table on the left of the gym. She raises her arm as roughly twenty glass bottles gets lifted in mid air. She then turns her attention to the crowd that was gathered next to the exit. The bottles all collide against the students’ heads, successfully killing all of them on the impact)
(Minerva hops off the stage and walks towards the center of the gym)
(Everyone is dead. There’s nothing but dead bodies and blood around her. She smirks as she runs her finger across her face and wipes the blood of her forehead)
(A door suddenly blasts open!)
Korey Gaines: GUYS! I HAVE FOUND THE SECRET STASH OF ALCOHOL! HERE, I HAVE BROUGHT PLENTY FOR EVERYON….. WH… WHAT…
….
(Korey Gaines glares at Minerva. He drops all the bottles of whiskey the moment he sees the dead bodies and the blood scattered throughout he gym)
Korey Gaines: Man…
(Minerva closes in on him. She puts her lips and whispers in his ear)
Minerva: Don’t you like blood, Korey?
Korey Gaines: I…I … Uhm… AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Minerva bites Korey in the neck)
(Korey screams in pain for a couple of interminable seconds but then he collapses to the ground. Minerva wipes his blood of her mouth.)
(She then walks right past his dead body and disappears in the night)
(EAW logo flashes)
(The camera pans over to the ringside area)
Rich Russillo: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Bloodsport! The spookier Free Per View of the year!
James Peters: You can say that, Rich. Tonight is going to be special. These Elitists are going to push their bodies to their limits and put each other through unspeakable horrors and punishments! Let me be clear, I cannot wait to see what’s going to happen!
Persephone: And lets not forget that the World Champion Rex McAllister will be competing tonight and he will be defending his Championship against Myles! The quicker we start, the quicker we get to Rex’s match so let’s get right into it! Let’s go!
Bella Braxton: THE OPENING CONTEST OF BLOODPSORT IS THE EXPLODING BARBED WIRE TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS MATCH FOR A UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY HANGING HIGH ABOVE THE RING IN A BRIEFCASE AND THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS BEING THE FIRST TO CLIMB THE LADDER AND UNHOOK IT!
(The crowd roars in cheers)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! HE HAILS FROM HARLEM NY.! WEIGHING IN AT 231 POUNDS… MALCOLM JONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Scenario” by Pop Smoke starts to play throughout the arena as Malcolm Jones slowly walks out from the back. He sees all the ladders lined up down the ramp way, the tables and chairs situated by the ring, and four boards of exploding barbed wire placed on the four sides of the mat surrounding the ring. He takes a second to look at the social distanced crowd before making his way toward the apron)
James Peters: Out first match of Bloodsport is a humdinger! We are talking about a MAIN EVENT anywhere in the country and this is the kickoff to our FPV here in Voltage because this is how we do it, we aren’t Dynasty or Showdown, they had great shows but we are the standard bearer and Malcolm Jones, TLA are about to put themselves through an absolute massacre.
Rich Russillo: This all started when TLA asked Kiesha, MY’s girlfriend to join the Poon Palace, and since then it has escalated, this was the match which ironically Keisha spun on the wheel, and you notice there are FOUR boards lying on the mat coiled with barbed wire, on that board is an explosive device that if any of these two men land on it, they will be in a lot of trouble, think of it as falling on a grenade.
Persephone: That’s gross and knowing that Rex will be defending the title later tonight, makes me happy, I’m not bored or disgusted yet, so let’s get this on, I would love to see someone explode tonight.
(Malcolm walks under one of the ladders with a smirk on his face, before getting to the ring, he avoids the barbed wire boards and jumps right over them, landing on the apron. Malcolm steps in through the ropes, climbs to the second turnbuckle and points to the briefcase. As his music fades, ‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’ by Tupac starts to play as TLA slowly starts to walk out with four of his hottest Poons from the Palace, the four that were in that riveting video that he and Ms. McGullislutty showed the entire world, with a huge smile on his face, he points to the social distanced crowd as well and slowly starts to make his way toward the ring.)
ella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT! HE HAILS FROM TLAXACALA, MEXICO! WEIGHIN IN AT 210 POUNDS ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY HIS POONS….. “LA PANTERA SEXUAL” TLA!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Smiling, TLA reaches ringside, the Poons walk up to the canvas careful not to step on the exploding barbed wire board and hold the ring ropes open, so he can glide right in, posing in front of his Poons as they take off his fur coat and hat, readying him for the match, he glances over at Malcolm Jones and winks.)
James Peters: TLA and all his glory, he doesn’t look nervous at all with the Tables, Ladders and Chairs surrounding the arena floor, the exploding barbed wire boards on the floor, they leave little wiggle room for mistakes, because if one them crashes into those boards, this could be over.
Rich Russillo: Last year we saw a piranha tank and Paul Joshua set on fire, may he rest in peace. Nothing and I mean nothing surprise me anymore when it comes to this event and a match like this. What I am excited about is the Poons. We have the lovely blonde, Amethyst, the gorgeous and fiery, Coco, the sultry Onyx and finally the hot Jade, they were introduced to us in that lovely video TLA had from the Poon Palace, they need to make it a regular series on TV.
Persephone: Poons this and Poons that, will you shut up already about the Poons.
Rich Russillo: Okay, Poonsephone.
Persephone: This is only the beginning of the night, I still have both heels on, remember that, you ass.
(The referee checks both wrestlers, he then looks around a bit nervous as he gets out of the ring, there is no pinfalls, no disqualifications, the only way to win is by grabbing the Briefcase high atop. Two officials are there to monitor the action as he calls for the bell.)
(DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(And the first match of Bloodsport is on. TLA and Malcolm Jones have a face off in the middle of the ring, standing chest to chest, nose to nose before they both look up at the Unique Opportunity briefcase that Captain Charisma has placed for incentive in the match. They stare up at it for a second before they quickly side out of the ring, avoiding the barbed wire boards, grabbing a chair, and sliding back in.)
James Peters: TLA and MJ wasting no time, they both grabbed weapons, and once again this is a stare down like two gunmen ready to draw their pistols but in this case the weapon of choice is a chair. They have not done anything yet as the crowd is starting to go wild, the Poons are clapping, everyone is waiting in anticipations… AS THEY BOTH STRIKE WITH CHAIRS! THEY ARE HAVING A STAND OFF! SLAMMING THE CHAIRS AGAINST ONE ANOTHER, NO! TLA WITH A JAB TO THE STOMACH OF MJ!
CRACK!!!!
James Peters: TLA SLAMMED THE CHAIR ON THE BACK OF MALCOLM’S BACK! MJ IS TO ONE KNEE! TLA STEPPING BACK, HE THROWS THE CHAIR AT MJ’S HEAD! TLA WITH A LEG DROP! HE ROLLS BACK ON HIS FEET, ANOTHER LEG DROP! HE ROLLS BACK ON HIS FEET AND A THIRD LEG DROP! HE IS LOOKING UP AT THE BRIEFCASE, AS TLA PICKS UP MJ, HE GOES TO THROW HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE ON TO THE BARBED WIRE EXPLODING BOARDS!
Rich Russillo: TLA is going for this early! BUT MJ HANGS ON TO THE ROPES! A vicious elbow by MJ on TLA! And Another, TLA is backing up, MJ running against the ropes, RUNNING SWINGING NECKBREAKER RIGHT ON THE CHAIR! MJ now grabs TLA, HE IS GOING TO THROW HIM OUT OF THE RING! NO! TLA HANGS ON! AN ELBOW TO THE GUT! MJ STAGGERS BACK, TLA WITH AN ENZIGURI! MJ IS DOWN! TLA sliding under the ropes, he is going to grab a ladder! He slides the ladder in, and now he is going after another ladder!? He grabs that one, and slides it in, now TLA is grabbing a Table!? He slides that into the ring as well, and another table, this time he slides back in with it, setting the tables in opposite corners, now he has the ladders setting one upright, but the other…. He waits for MJ to get up…. SLAMMING THE LADDER IN HIS MIDSECTION! SLAMMING IT AGAIN! SLAMMING IT AGAIN! MJ FALLS TO THE MAT, TLA Picks him up, lifting him up to a sitting position on the top rope, TLA now… WEDGES THE LADDER BETWEEN THE ROPES IN THE CORNER, what the hell is he doing!? Now he is climbing the top rope, HE HAS MJ IN A HURRICANRANA POSITION!? THIS EARLY IN THE MATCH HE IS LOOKING TO END THIS!
Persephone: GOOD! End it early!
James Peters: CAN HE PULL IT OFF! TLA WITH A HURRICANRANA ON THE LADDER! MJ’S HEAD CRACKED RIGHT ON THE STEEL! AS TLA ALSO TOOK A SHOT TO THE KNEES BUT HE DOESN’T CARE! THESE MEN ARE ALREADY PUTTING THEMSELVES THROUGH ABSOLUTE HELL! MJ looks hurt, TLA is now trying to capitalize, he is looking right at the briefcase, slowly getting to the ladder, we might have an ending to this match right here as TLA is climbing the ladder! He is getting to the top, just a few more rungs and he can reach the briefcase!
SMACK!!!!!
Persephone: HOLY APHRODITE! WAS THAT A FLYING CHAIR THAT JUST HIT TLA IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!?
James Peters: MJ OUT OF DESPERATION JUST THREW A CHAIR AT TLA AND IT CONNECTED! MJ IS NOW CLIMBING THE LADDER, HE HOOKS TLA FROM BEHIND…. GERMAN SUPLEX FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER! HE JUST BROKE TLA IN HALF! BOTH MEN TOOK A FALL THOUGH! THE POONS ARE RUNNING TO CHECK ON TLA! MJ IS SLOW TO GET UP!
Rich Russillo: That is the beauty of this match and this FPV! The moment that two men like this go at it, and they will negate all stops! They have practically thrown caution to the wind and want the Unique Opportunity, whatever it maybe!
Persephone: Spa day? Dinner for two at Applebee’s? Maybe a WAWA Gas Card?
Rich Russillo: Really? I think Captain Charisma would do more than that, I think, he could be somewhat frugal. Anyway, MJ is back on his feet, he picks up TLA as the Poons try to help him, a forearm, another forearm, and another stiff right to the chest and neck! Whipping him into the corner with the WEDGED LADDER! TLA HITS HARD IN HIS MIDSECTION! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX ON TLA! HE GRABS THE LADDER, WHICH WAS STILL UPRIGHT, FOLDING IT, PLACING HIS HEAD BETWEEN THE RUNGS, SPINNING AROUND, HE HITS TLA RIGHT IN THE FACE! HE CUT TLA! LA PANTERA IS BLEEDING AND IT LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY BIG GASH! MY GOD LOOK AT THE BLOOD!
Persephone: I think I’m going to be sick; this is disgusting.
James Peters: TLA IS BLEEDING PROFUSELY BUT LOOK AT MALCOLM! HE IS SPINNING AGAIN AND ANOTHER HIT ON TLA AS HE WAS TRYING TO GET TO HIS FEET! MALCOLM IS IN COMPLETE CONTROL OF THIS MATCH! TLA is down and this is Malcolm’s time to climb the ladder and get the briefcase and that is exactly what he is going to do! MJ is setting up the ladder! He is slowly starting to climb it, MJ is getting up there as TLA is on his knees now using the ropes to help himself up! Wait…. Look at Coco! The Poon!
Persephone: She’s taking her heels off!
(Coco slides in as Malcolm is halfway up the ladder, she climbs from the other side as the rest of the Poons cheer, TLA is now back to his feet.)
Rich Russillo: COCO PRACTICALLY SCALED THAT LADDER BAREFOOT! I DON’T KNOW IF MALCOLM IS IMPRESSED, SHOCKED OR BOTH BUT A POON IS ACTUALLY TRYING TO STOP MJ FROM GRABBING THE BRIEFCASE! THE LOYALTY OF THESE POONS! TLA IS A SPANISH GAWD! COCO HAS MALCOM’S ATTENTION FOR A BRIEF MOMENT! HE SHAKES HIS HEAD AND KESP CLIMBING, GOING FOR THE BRIEFCASE AND…… COCO WITH A POONACARANA ON MALCOLM JONES SENDING HIM OFF THE LADDER! THE POONS ARE PROTECTING TLA AND IT IS ALL LEGAL!!!
Persephone: Poonacarana…. You are so stupid but that was impressive, I’m actually getting into this match now.
(TLA starts to laugh with blood pouring down his face, Coco slides back out as Malcolm Jones is slow to get up, TLA grabs a chair and slides it under Malcolm.)
James Peters: TLA just slid a chair under Malcom, as he gets upright, TLA WITH A ZIGZAG ON THE CHAIR! THE BACK OF MJ’S HEAD HIT HARD AND TLA IS NOW IN CONTROL! He doesn’t take the advantage though; he wants to make sure that MJ is done! Picking him up, he whips him….
CRASH!!!!
James Peters: RIGHT INTO THE TABLE THAT WAS IN THE CORNER! MJ JUST BROKE THAT TABLE INTO PIECES AND NOW HE IS BURIED IN THE RUBBLE! TLA IS STAGGERING, THAT CUT MIGHT BE TOO MUCH FOR TLA. Wait…. He is telling his Poons to reach out under the ring? Jade takes out an extension cord?
Persephone: An extension cord?
Rich Rusillo: Amethyst is running behind us, she smells so good…..
Persephone: Settle down perv!
Rich Russillo: Amethyst, is plugging in the extension cord on our power strip under the announcer’s booth. I don’t like this. She gives the thumbs up. Jade and Onyx are reaching out from under the ring, they are pulling out….. WTF is that!?
Persephone: OH MY GOD!
James Peters: WE HAVE SEEN A LOT OF THINGS HERE IN THE EAW….. BUT WE HAVE A TORTILLA PRESS!!!!
(The Poons muscle the Tortilla Press on to the apron, the push it under the rope and plug it into the extension cord, within seconds the steam starts to bustle from the press as the Poons clap and TLA with a bloody face smiles, just before Coco grabs a towel and wipes his face.)
James Peters: I never thought I would say this, but there is a damn Tortilla Press in the ring! TLA is throwing all that debris from on top of MJ! He picks him up, slamming his head into the Tortilla Press, now TLA grabs MJ’s face…. Oh no…… TLA IS PRESSING MJ’S FACE LIKE HE’S MAKING A BURRITO IN CHIPOTLE! HE PRESSES HARD ON MALCOLM AS HE SCREAMS IN PAIN! HE IS MAKING A TORTILLA OUT OF HIS FACE! TLA FINALLY LET’S GO! THROWING MALCOLM BACK IN THE RING WHICH IS LITTERED WITH TABLES, LADDERS, CHAIRS AND A TORTILLA PRESS! LOOK AT TLA! HE IS LAUGHING! HE THINKS THIS IS FUNNY PRESSING AND STEAM BURNING A MAN’S FACE LIKE THAT! TLA IS PICKING UP MALCOLM, PIMP SLAP! RIGHT INTO A TORNADO DDT! MALCOLM IS DOWN AND NOW TLA IS PLACING THE LADDER BACK UP, HE IS GOING TO MERCIFULLY FINISH THIS! TLA IS CLIMBING, HE IS GETTING TO THE VERY TOP, HIS FINGERTIPS ARE REACHING THE BRIEFCASE…….MALCOM IS BACK UP! HE IS HOLDING THE LADDER AND IS STARTING TO ROCK IT BACK AND FORTH! TLA IS IN DANGER OF FALLING INTO THE EXPLODING BARBED WIRE! THE LADDER IS FALLING…. TLA IS GOING TO EXPLODE!
(The Ladder falls and TLA flies off……)
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Rich Russillo: TLA LANDS GROIN FIRST ON THE ROPES! HE EVADED THE EXPLODING BARBED WIRE! TLA IS SACRIFICED HIS JEWELS FOR HIS WHOLE BODY! HE WOULD HAVE EXPLODED LIKE A PINATA!
Persephone: That is so racist.
Rich: Shut up.
Persephone: Whateveeeeeeeeever! Let me call it here. TLA has his Poons checking on him and Malcolm is using this time to recover. Wait… MJ reaching out from the ring and scoops TLA up by the hair, he goes and RAMS HIM HEADFIRST INTO THE LADDER! TLA IS STAGGERING, HE IS HURT! HE IS…… oh boy….
Rich Russillo: NOW MALCOLM HAS TLA AND PICKS HIM UP FOR AN ATOMIC DROP….. RIGHT ON THE HOT TORTILLA PRESS! HE JUST STEAMED TLA’S ASS! HE MADE A TORTILLA OUT OF HIS BUTT CHEEKS! THE PAIN THAT MUST BE FELT BY TLA AND THE POONS ARE LOOKING ON IN HORROR!
(Malcolm kicks the Tortilla Press out of the ring, but unlatches the extension cord, wrapping it around TLA’s neck….)
James Peters: TLA IS BEING CHOKED OUT BY THE EXTENSION CORD! MALCOLM HAS IT WRAPPED TIGHT AROUND HIS NECK AND HE IS ACTUALLY TURNING BLUE! MJ IS NOT GOING TO STOP UNTIL HE RENDERS HIM UNCONSCIOUS AND CAN CLIMB THE LADDER HIMSELF! TLA IS GOING DOWN AND THERE IS NOTHING THE OFFICIALS CAN DO ABOUT IT! LOOK AT THE CRAZED LOOK ON MJ’S FACE…. AND…….
POP!
Persephone: A LOW BLOW BY ONE OF THE POONS! MALCOLM JONES IS FALLING LIKE A TREE!
Rich Russillo: ONYX WITH THE LOW BLOW FROM BEHIND! TLA WAS SAVED AGAIN BY HIS POONS AND THIS IS FANTASTIC! THE POONS ARE THERE TO MAKE SURE THAT MJ CANNOT AND WILL NOT CLIMB THAT LADDER AND TAKE THE BRIEFCASE! TLA is recovering now, starting to get his bearings, he sees MJ down, and smirks, grabbing the extension cord now, and WHIPPING MJ ON THE BACK WITH IT! HE IS TAKING THE HIDE OFF MALCOLM JONES! TLA WITH REPEATED WHIPS OVER AND OVER AS MJ IS TRYING TO ROLLOUT OF THE RING, HE GETS ON THE APRON AND TLA TRIES TO PUSH MJ OFF THE APRON AND ON TO THE BARBED WIRED EXPLOSIVE BOARD! MJ IS HANGING ON BY ONE HAND TLA IS TRYING TO PRY HIS FINGERS, BUT NO! MJ WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK! TLA STAGGERS BACK, MJ LEAPS OFF THE TOP OF THE ROPE WITH A HUGE FLYING CLOTHESLINE! TLA GETS RIGHT BACK UP AND MJ DELIVERS A PELE KICK! THAT KNOCKS TLA LOOPY AS MJ GRABS HIM AND HIP TOSS RIGHT ON THE OTHER TABLE LEANING AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE! TLA IS BROKEN IN HALF ONCE AGAIN! MALCOLM JONES KICKS THE TABLE FRAGMENTS ON HIM OVER AND OVER!
James Peters: Malcolm Jones has lost it! He is grabbing the ladder once again, and is starting to slowly climb it, but what we need to keep attention on is the Poons who are outside the ring watching, all four circling the ring, they watch as MJ starts to climb up, Jade slides in, already kicked off her heels, and now she is about to climb….. wait…. KEISHA IS OUT HERE! SHE JUMPS OVER THE BOARD AND GRABS JADE’S FEETS, SLIDING HER OUT AND NOW KEISHA AND JADE ARE THROWING FISTS AT ONE ANOTHER! HERE COMES ONYX! SHE GRABS KEISHA FROM BEHIND THROWING HER INTO THE BARRIER! MJ SEES THIS, HE IS ALMOST AT THE TOP! TAKE THE BRIEFCASE MJ! TAKE IT!
Persephone: Here comes chivalry, how cute.
Rich Russillo: TLA IS STARTING TO GET BACK UP! MJ THOUGH FLIES OFF THE LADDER ON TOP OF THE TWO POONS BEATING UP HIS GIRL ON THE OUTSIDE! THAT MUST’VE BEEN LIKE TWENTY FEET!!!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!
Rich Russillo: MJ JUST SACRIFICED THAT BRIEFCASE TO SAVE KEISHA! COCO JUST JUMPED ON MALCOLM’S BACK! SHE IS TRYING TO CLAW HIS EYES OUT, BUT HE FLIPS HER OVER BY THE HAIR! SHE LANDS HARD ON THE MATS! MJ IS PICKING UP COCO IN A POWERBOMB POSITION…. WHAT ARE YOU DOING MJ…… OH GOD NO…….
BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: MALCOLM JONES JUST POWERBOMBED COCO ON TO THE EXPLODING BARBED WIRE BOARD AND SHE ALMOST LOOKS LIKE A WRECK! COVERED IN BARBED WIRE! SHE ISN’T MOVING AFTER THE IT EXPLODED MY GOD! IS THAT A FINGER I SEE!?
Persephone: Stop…. It’s her lipstick.
(The camera zooms in. Thankfully, it really is just a lipstick bullet. A Huda beauty lipstick bullet at that. :oh:)
Rich Russillo: COCO HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT OF THE EQUATION! THIS HAS BECOME POONAGRAPHIC MATERIAL HERE ON BLOODSPORT! MALCOLM TOOK OUT ONE OF THE POONS AND LOOK AT TLA! I HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM LIKE THIS BEFORE, HE JUMPS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE…. CANNONBALL ON MJ! LANDING HARD ON THE GROUND! THE OTHER THREE POONS ARE CONCERNED WITH THEIR FALLEN CRISPY FRIED POON! HERE COMES KEISHA! SHE…. NO TLA WITH A SWAG SHOT ON KEISHA! THAT ALMOST KNOCKED HER OUT! NOW HE IS PICKING HER UP…. WHAT IS HE DOING, TLA WITH A GORILLA PRESS SLAM! HE HAS HER UP……
James Peters: HE DUMPS HER RIGHT ON MJ’S GROIN HEADFIRST! WAIT…. TLA IS PRESSING HER HEAD DOWN! NOW HE IS KICKINBG THE BACK OF HER HEAD!
Persephone: You go girl!
James Peters: HE IS LITERALLY USING KEISHA TO GIVE MALCOLM JONES….. HEAD…… BUTTS! KEISHA IS OUT, TLA DRAGS HER OFF AND PICKS UP MALCOLM BY THE LEGS, SWINGING HIM RIGHT INTO THE CORNER POST! MJ LOOKS TO BE BLEEDING NOW! HE IS CUT AND TLA NOW SEES HIS OPPORTUNITY TO DRAG MJ TO THE BOARD THAT ALREADY EXPLODED, HE RIPS SOME OF THE BARBED WIRE, WHAT IS HE TELLING AMETHYST?
(Amethyst quickly goes to his entrance gear and grabs his Pimp Cane. TLA take it, wrapping the barbed Wire around the cane.)
James Peters: HE WRAPPED THE BARBED WIRE AROUND THE CANE……
SLAM!!!!
SLAM!!!!!
Persephone: I think I’m going to vomit….
SLAM!!!!!
SLAM!!!!!
Rich Russillo: MALCOLM’S BACK LOOK LIKE A BUTCHERED COW! TLA HAS TORE THE FLESH OFF MALCOLM! LOOK AT HIS BACK! LOOK AT WHAT HE HAS DONE TO THAT MAN! TLA HAS LOST IT! AFTER HE SAW HIS POON TAKE A SHORT DIVE IN A LONG RIDE DOWN TO HER OWN RENDITION OF PLATOON, TLA HAS BEEN ON A RAMPAGE! TLA ROLLS MALCOLM BACK IN THE RING, HE GRABS A CHAIR, THROWS IT IN, ANOTHER, THROWS IT IN. TLA IS NOW ENTERING, HE’S PLACING MALCOLM’S HEAD BETWEEN THE TWO CHAIRS, IS HE GOING FOR…..
SLAM!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: …. THE CON-CHAIR-TO! HE JUST CRUSHED MALCOLM’S SKULL AND THIS HAS GOT TO BE IT! THIS IS OVER! TLA IS GRABBING THE LADDER, PLACING IT RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, HE IS NOW CLIMBING IT! MJ IS NOT MOVING! TLA IS GOING TO WIN THIS!
Persephone: Good, we need to move on from this. The EMT’s are now coming out to take that Poon Fried Coco chick out on a stretcher. TLA sees that and look… he stopped. Why is TLA stopping, grab the frigging briefcase!
(TLA looks up at the Briefcase, then down on MJ who hasn’t moved, TLA instead positions himself off the ladder, just a few rungs from the top, he looks ready….)
James Peters: THE 420 OFF THE LADDER ON MALCOLM JONES!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO!!!! MJ GETS HIS KNEES UP OUT OF PURE DESPERATION! HOW THE HELL WAS HE STILL CONSCIOUS!?
James Peters: TLA IS WINDED! MALCOLM IS SLOWLY GETTING BACK UP TO HIS FEET! TLA TURNS RIGHT INTO THE C-NOTE! TLA WAS TORN IN HALF BY THAT SPEAR! MALCOLM NOW HAS A CHANCE, HE GETS UP SLOWLY, HOLDING HIS HEAD, ROLLING OUT OF THE RING, HE GOES TO CHECK ON KEISHA WHO IS BARELY NOW MOVING.
Persephone: Oh, my lord, just climb the damn ladder and finish this, please!?
James Peters: He is being chivalrous, something that TLA continued saying he wasn’t. He is picking up Keisha and carrying her to the back, we don’t know what he is doing, but TLA is being shaken by the remaining three Poons, Coco is already taken to the back! He is starting to get back up, TLA sees there is no Malcolm Jones, he starts to get up, he could do it right here! TLA is starting to climb, it looks like Onyx is blocking the entranceway, Amethyst and Jade are standing on the apron….. TLA is getting to the middle of the ladder…. HE IS GOING TO DO IT! HE IS GOING TO WIN THE UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY! HE…..
Rich Russillo: HERE COMES MALCOLM JONES BUT ONYX IS THERE AND MALCOLM SPEARS ONYX BREAKING HER IN HALF! JADE RUNS IN THE RING AS TLA IS REACHING UP FOR THE BRIEFCASE AND MALCOLM HITS SHAKE THE ROOM ON JADE AND SHE IS OUT COLD ROLLING OFF THE FLOOR, AMETHYST HOPS ON THE ROPE….. TLA REACHING FOR THE BRIEFCASE!!!!!!
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James Peters: MALCOM DROPPED KICKED AMETHYST IN MID-AIR!!!! TLA HAS A HOLD OF THE BRIEFCASE!!!! HE IS GOING TO WIN IT!!!! HE GOES TO PULL IT OFF!!!!!!
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Persephone: What the hell!?
James Peters: MALCOLM JONES SWEEPS THE LADDER OUT FROM UNDER TLA AND HE IS JUST HANGING THERE! HE IS HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE, BUT FOR HOW LONG! TLA CAN’T HANG ONG FOR MUCH LONGER AND MALCOLM IS RIGHT UNDER HIM! TLA FALLS RIGHT INTO THE ARMS OF MALCOLM…… SPIN THE BLOCK!!!!!! SPIN THE BLOCK!!!!!! TLA LANDED RIGHT INTO THAT BEAUTIFUL POWERBOMB! TLA IS DOWN! ONYX IS STIRRING ON THE FLOOR, JADE ISN’T MOVING! WE HAVE POONS EVERYWHERE LAID OUT! AMETHYST IS OUTSIDE THE RING REGROUPING! MALCOLM IS NOT DONE! HE GRABS TLA, I THINK THIS IS IT! HE IS POINTING AT THE EXPLODING BARBED WIRE BOARD!
Rich Russillo: THIS COULD SPELL THE END OF THE MATCH! HE GRABS TLA AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! NO!!!!! TLA LANDS ON THE APRON! MALCOLM WITH A HUGE RIGHT! TLA WITH A WEAK RIGHT! MALCOLM WITH ANOTHER HARD RIGHT! AND ANOTHER! TLA IS SPAGHETTI LEGGED! MALCOLM IS BACKING UP….. OH SHIT….. HE CHARGES IN WITH ANOTHER C-NOTE!!!!
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Persephone: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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James Peters: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMETHYST PUSHED TLA OUT OF THE WAY AND TOOK THE C-NOTE RIGHT INTO THE EXPLODING BARBED WIRE BOARD! MALCOLM JONES BODY IS HALFWAY OUT OF THE RING BUT HE WAS ABLE TO STOP HIMSELF FROM FALLING WITH HER! HE SAYS THE LAID-OUT BLONDE SPRAWLED ALL OVER THE BARBED WIRE! THE SMOKE COVERING THE ARENA! AMETHYST IS FRENCH TOAST!
Rich Russillo: PUNT KICK BY TLA! MALCOLM TOOK ALL OF THAT AND FELL BACKWARDS! ONYX IS THE ONLY POON STANDING JADE STILL HASN’T MOVED AND AMETHYST SACRIFICED HERSELF FOR TLA, THAT IS WHAT BEING A POON IS ALL ABOUT! LOYALTY!
(TLA is looking down at his other fallen Poon, one of his favorites, anger and rage starts to flow on his face as he sees the EMT’s rush down to take care of his Poon. He gets back in the ring, grabbing the ladder, climbing the top rope….)
James Peters: TLA IS CLIMBING THE ROPES, HE HAS THE LADDER, PUTTING IT BEHIND HIS LEGS! LEG DROP WITH THE LADDER ON MALCOLM JONES! HE CRUSHED HIM UNDER THE LADDER! TLA IS PICKING HIM UP, MEXICAN DESTROYER!!!!! HE JUST HIT IT ON MALCOLM JONES! BUT WAIT…. HE IS NOT GRABBING THE LADDER, HE IS DRAGGING MALCOLM OUT OF THE RING, TO ONE OF THE TWO REMAINING BOARDS! I THINK TLA WANTS TO FINISH MJ FOR WHAT HE HAS DONE TO HIE POONS AND PUT THE EXCLAMATION POINT ON THIS MATCH!
Persephone: Just get the briefcase and finish this massacre!
Rich Russillo: I have to agree with Persephone here, TLA needs to just get that briefcase and finish this madness right now!
Persephone: You agree with me, wow…. That’s kind of sexy…. Ewww….
Rich Russillo: Ewwww is right. TLA is like a shark in the water smelling blood, he is saying something to Malcolm Jones.
(TLA holds MJ up right by the board…)
TLA: You wanna blow up my Poons, ese? I’m a finna do the same to you vato.
(TLA picks up Malcolm Jones for the Mexican Destroyer…)
James Peters: If TLA does this, he is going to be sacrificing his own body! He may take himself out also! TLA IS ABOUT TO PERFORM THE MEXICAN DESTROYER! NO! MALCOLM PICKS HIM UP IN A BACK-BODY DROP BUT TLA LANDS RIGHT ON HIS FEET AT THE EDGE OF THE BOARD! HE IS TRYING TO BALANCE HIMSELF… MALCOLM TURNS ….. HE IS ABOUT TO C-NOTE HIM….. ONYX JUMPS ON THE BACK OF MALCOLM! SHE STOPS HIM FROM PUSHING TLA ON THE BOARD! TLA CHARGES IN BUT MALCOLM KICKS HIM IN THE GUT, HE STAGGERS BACK AND MALCOLM FLIPS ONYX ON TLA……
Rich Russillo: C-NOOOOOOTTTTTEEEEE!!!!!
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Persephone: OH SHIT! COVER YOUR EARS!!!!
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BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rich Russillo: ONYX HAS EXPLODED IN FRONT OF US! SHE WAS FLIPPED OVER AND TOOK THE BRUNT OF THE FALL FOR TLA!!!! TLA LANDED ON HER! HE IS SHAKEN UP! BUT HE IS MOVING AROUND! MALCOLM NOW GRABS THE BARBED WIRE! RIPPING IT FROM THE BOARD, AND THERE IS ONLY ONE EXPLODING BOARD LEFT! MALCOLM IS TYING THE BARBED WIRE AROUND HIS TAPED FIST! TLA IS SHAKING THE CRISPY FRIED POON BUT THE EMT’S SEE THEMSELVES READY TO COME BACK OUT HERE! TLA IS UNAWARE OF MALCOLM! TURN AROUND TLA!!!!
(TLA Turns around…..)
Rich Russillo: MALCOLM JONES WITH A RIGHT CROSS ON THE FACE OF AN ALREADY BLOODY TLA!!!!! HE HIT HIM RIGHT ON THE CHIN AND GASHED HIM OPEN! MALCOLM IS LIKE JOE LEWIS! A RIGHT TO HIS RIB CAGE, A JAB TO HIS CHEST! ANOTHER HOOK TO HIS ABDOMEN! HE IS LITERALLY TEARING HIM APART! TLA CANNOT TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS! NO! HE BLOCKS MJ, AR-15! HE TOOK MJ’S HEAD OFF! TLA GRABS MJ AND THROWS HIM INTO THE PLEXIGLASS! RAMMING HIS HEAD OVER AND OVER! HE ISN’T WASTING ANY TIME WITH IT! TLA THROWS MALCOLM INTO THE STEEL STEPS!
Persephone: The final Poon is back up!
James Peters: Looks like Jade recovered from the vicious hit earlier, she is going under the rings, I don’t know what she is getting, but I imagine it will not be pretty. Throwing it in the ring, TLA rolls Malcolm under the ropes.
(TLA grabs the bag and empties out it’s context all over the mat as the fans gasp, Jade smiles and TLA nods….)
James Peters: WHAT IN THE HELL ARE THOSE!?
Rich Russillo: WHAT ARE THOSE!??!?
Persephone: Uh…. They are ACUPUNCTURE NEEDLES!!!!
James Peters: I HAVE SEEN IT ALL! TLA IS GRABBING A HAND FULL OF THOSE NEEDLES, MJ IS UP…. HE JUST STABBED MJ IN THE CHEST WITH THOSE NEEDLES! THERE MUST BE FIVE OR SIX OF THEM EMBEDDED IN HIS CHEST, BY GAWD!!!! TLA GRABS ANOTHER HANDFUL, HE STABS MALCOLM AGAIN WITH A HANDFUL OF THOSE NOW ON HIS OTHER CHEST!
Rich Russillo: TLA IS GRABBING ONE MORE…. WHAT THE HELL IS HE GOING TO DO WITH IT….. HE IS GOING TO PUNCTURE HIS EYE! WE ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO SEE A REAL EYEBALL GET RUPTURED! TLA GOES TO STAB HIM… NO!!!! MJ FIGHTS IT OFF!!!! TLA IS PRESSING HARD BUT MJ IS FIGHTING IT OFF AS HARD AS HE CAN! KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! TLA STAGGERS! MJ YANKS THE NEEDLES OUT OF HIS CHEST AND STABS TLA ON BOTH SHOULDERS!!!!!!
Persephone: How… I…… this better not happen to Rex!
James Peters: TLA IS IN A LOT OF TROUBLE! HE IS STAGGERING BACK, MJ HITS THE BUCK 50!!!! TLA IS DOWN AND NOW MALCOLM LOOKS TO GRAB THE LADDER AND PLACE IT UNDER THE BRIEFCASE! MALCOLM JONES IS FINALLY GOING TO GET IT…. NO HERE IS JADE! SHE KICKS MALCOM ON THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! THE FIERY ASIAN STEPS BACK…. SUPERKICK…. NO! MJ CAUGHT HER FOOT! HE DRAGS HER TO THE ACUPUNCTURE NEEDLES!!!!
Rich Russillo: HE JUST RAMMED A NEEDLE ON THE BOTTOM OF HER FOOT! SHE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN! MALCOLM NOW GRABS A HANDFUL OF NEEDLES! HE TURNS HER OVER, OH JESUS….. RIGHT IN HER ASS CHEEKS! MALCOM HOISTS JADE UP IN THE AIR, RIGHT TOWARD THE LAST EXPLODING BARBED WIRE BOARD…..
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Persephone: The final Poon exploded. TLA is going to need a whole new set of Poons after this.
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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James Peters: JADE IS NOW A CRUNCHY ROLL! SHE HAS BEEN DEEP FRIED AND THE LAST POON IS GONE! TLA IS BY HIMSELF NOW! LOOK AT MALCOLM! HE IS INCENSED, CLIMBING THE LADDER, BUT JADE DID ENOUGH TO GIVE TLA TIME TO GET RIGHT BACK UP! TLA RIPS THOSE NEEDED OUT! HE GOES TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE LADDER AND HE IS STARTING TO CLIMB IT, MALCOLM DOESN’T EVE REALIZE IT! HE IS UP ALMOST TO THE TOP! HERE IS TLA AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER TOO! TLA WOTH A RIGHT! MALCOLM WITH A RIGHT! TLA WITH A VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT! MALCOLM WITH A RIGHT CROSS! TLA WITH A SLAM OF MALCOLM’S BLOODY HEAD INTO THE TOP OF THE STEEL LADDER!
Rich Russillo: THESE TWO BLOODY, BATTERED AND BRUISED MEN KNOW WHAT IS AT STAKE AND WHAT COULD BE IN THE BRIEFCASE! THEY ARE FIGHTING FOR THEIR LIVES RIGHT NOW AND ONE MOVE END THIS MATCH ONCE AND FOR ALL! MALCOM WITH ANOTHER RIGHT! TLA STUMBLES! MALCOLM REACHES UP FOR THE BRIEFCASE! HE IS READY TO UNHOOK IT….. NO! TLA NOW REACHES! HE HAS HIS HANDS ON IT! ONE OF THESE TWO MEN ARE GOING TO TAKE IT HOME! THEY ARE…..
(Suddenly the lights go out….)
Persephone: When did we become Dynasty? Or is it Minerva again?
Rich Russillo: I don’t think this is she, what is going on here!?
(Gold and white lights start to shine all over the arena like it has been on Voltage the last few weeks. The lights continue to flash as both men are still seen trying to grab the briefcase and then it goes dark again….)
James Peters: We have seen these lights before, but I….
(The sound of loud thunder is heard.)
James Peters: What the he….
(Then followed by lightning.)
Rich Russillo: … the fuc…..
(The sound of a LOUD EXPLOSION startles everyone….)
Persephone: They exploded!?
Rich Russillo: HOW!? THE LAST……W TF…..
(The lights suddenly come back on, smoke covers the ring but when it starts to clear, there standing at the top of the ladder is a man in a white and gold robe, arms stretched out, yes closed looking like the statue of Christ The Redeemer….)
James Peters: IT’S DRAKE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: …. Hallelujah.
James Peters: MALCOLM JONES AND TLA ARE BOTH DOWN AND OUT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE RING! DRAKE KING HAS OPENED HIS EYES LOOKING AROUND AT THE CROWD AND THEIR REACTION! WAIT…. HE IS SLOWLY LOOKING UP AT THE BRIEFCASE AND HE HAS UNLATCHED IT! DRAKE KING HAS THE UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY BRIEFCASE!
Rich Russillo: HE IS CLIMBING DOWN, LOOK AT HIM, DRAKE KING HAS CHANGED SINCE PAIN FOR PRIDE AND THAT CRAZY PROPHECIES MATCH! HE IS DOWN THE LADDER, STARING AT BOTH MEN…..
Persephone: What is he doing!?
James Peters: I DON’T KNOW BUT SOMEHOW BOTH TLA AND MALCOLM HAVE MANAGED TO SIT UP! THEY SEE DRAKE KING AND BOTH OF SEEM A BIT SHOCKED! DRAKE LOOKS AT TLA AND HE SPITS RIGHT IN TLA’S FACE! DRAKE JUST SPIT IN TLA’S FACE AND HE NAILS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK! DRAKE WITH A SUPERKICK TO TLA AND HE THROWS THE BRIEFCASE AT MALCOLM!!! MALCOLM CATCHES THE BRIEFCASE, BUT LOOK AT HIS FACE! HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!?!
Persephone: It means it is over and Malcolm won!
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(DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Bella Braxton: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AND THE UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY….. MALCOLM JONES!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Scenario” by Pop Smoke plays throughout the arena, but Malcolm certainly isn’t celebrating his victory. Despite the absolute Hell he just went through, he is staring a hole right in Drake. Drake has left the ring, his back turned, and he holds his hands in a prayer formation. He bows his head, closes his eyes, and after a moment, begins to make his way up the ramp. The medical staff have hit the ring and are tending to TLA. They try and help Malcolm as well, but he refuses.)
James Peters: We saw a war here tonight, between two of the best, it had all kinds of shenanigans, but that is what you get with a match which has no rules. Four Poons were blown up, we had Keisha come out here, TLA and MJ both at one point had the briefcases and there were times they opted to beat the hell out of each other instead. But incredible and now the return of Drake King shocking us all, we don’t know his intentions or motivations, but he came out looking like the Next Messiah that is for sure.
Rich Russillo: It was a shocker, and he came out, chose who he wanted to win, and we will see what TLA will say about that. I hope his Poons are okay and both men put up a hell of a fight.
Persephone: Yay, it’s over, one step closer to Rexy. I’m gonna grab some of those acupuncture needles.
(Persephone gets up and casually goes to collect some of the needles for whatever reason, and after taking another look at the victorious Malcolm Jones, Bloodsport fades to break.)
(A commercial for a documentary about the EAW Cleaning Crew detailing the struggles that it takes to clean up after every Voltage free-per-view)
(The camera transitions backstage, where we see Terry Chambers hyping himself up and warming up for his “Scaffold Match” with Darcy May Morgan.)
(Terry is wearing his ring gear, with a “Barbaric Carnivore” sleeve cut workout shirt thrown on over him. Terry has airpods in his ears, as he is doing box jumping exercises to warm up.)
???: Hi!
(Consuela Rosa Ava, wearing casual attire and her pink facemask enters the scene behind Terry. She’s a bit confused Terry didn’t answer her, but she doesn’t see the airpods in his ears.)
(After a few moments, she does see them and then she walks up behind him and wraps her arms around him and hugs him from behind. She takes one of his airpods out, and Terry looks behind him.)
Consuela Rose Ava (with a tiny giggle): Hi!
Terry Chambers: Ay.
(Terry takes his other airpod out, and he turns around, Consuela pulls her mask down and the two go to kiss one another, but Consuela stops herself.)
Consuela Rose Ava: Where’s your mask?!
Terry Chambers (while rolling his eyes): :snoop: We’re NOT having this conversation again! I have a huge fight coming up later. Ain’t nothing safe about what’s going to happen then.
(Terry quickly kisses her.)
Terry Chambers: So, whatcha doin here?
Consuela Rose Ava: Just wanted to show my support to you and my sisters tonight. An event like this, it’s just something you don’t wanna watch on TV, you know? I need to be there if something bad seriously happens to one of you.
Terry Chambers: You ain’t gotta worry, I’m ready and know exactly the fight I’m about to get into. I’ve faced tougher challenges throughout my life, this ain’t got shit on me.
(Consuela can’t help but still have a concerned look on her face.)
Consuela Rose Ava: Just, PLEASE be careful out there tonight, okay?
Terry Chambers: I’ll be fine Suela! Don’t stress over it. But hey, what about you? Team captain for Showdown in Brand Warfare, you excited?
Consuela Rose Ava: I am, but at the same time, I’m so nervous. I’ve never really been in this leadership type role before, but you just you, I’m ready for whatever’s thrown at me!
Terry Chambers: Don’t think you don’t deserve it, you’ve been killin it lately. I’m proud of you.
(Consuela cracks a smile, but then both her and Terry look to their side, seeing someone interrupt their conversation.)
???: Hello guys! Sorry to interrupt.
(Voltage Commissioner Captain Charisma enters the scene, he nods as Terry as he shakes hands with Consuela.)
Captain Charisma: Consuela, good to see you again! Believe me, I was bummed when I didn’t snatch you up in time in the Draft.
Consuela Rose Ava: It’s good to be back.
Captain Charisma: So again, sorry to interrupt, but I needed to talk with Terry about something important.
Consuela Rose Ava: Oh okay, I guess I’ll go and leave you guys to talk. Good luck Ter–
Captain Charisma: Actually Consuela, I think you should stay and hear this, cause this kinda involves you too.
Consuela Rose Ava: :lupe:
Captain Charisma: Well Consuela, you already are aware of Brand Warfare as you are captain of Showdown…..and I’m sure you guys are aware of the little mockery Charlie Marr and Veena Adams made of you two last weekend? Surely you guys are a bit taken back by that?
(Terry and Consuela look at each other, both are annoyed over the act Charlie and Veena did, but both have unamused looks on their faces. They both shrug their shoulders simultaneously.)
Both Terry and Consuela: Ehhh.
Terry Chambers: Of course we’re not happy about it, but what else do we expect out of those two human version rats? I’m a little pissed that me and Charlie got separated in the Draft, because he got the better of me on so many occasions he shouldn’t have. I just wish I could have one more fight with him to get a little bit of closure.
Captain Charisma: Well, I’ve got some news for you!
(Terry raises an eyebrow, a bit curious.)
Terry Chambers: Whatcha mean?
Captain Charisma: I am here to tell you, and here to announce to everybody that Terry Chambers will be the first Voltage competitor selected for Team Voltage in the Brand Warfare match at Territorial Invasion!
(Terry mouths “wow” as he didn’t really expect that. He seems excited for the opportunity. Consuela on the other hand, doesn’t know what to really say, almost as if she’s at a loss for words. Terry and Consuela exchange looks with one another.)
Terry Chambers: Alright, I accept. Thanks for the chance, and I look forward to playing a major role in Voltage coming out victorious.
Captain Charisma: No problem, Voltage is the LAST brand anybody should vow to crush. Charlie and Veena have bitten off way more than they can chew and I’ll stop at nothing to make sure Voltage has the strongest team possible to get the job done. Just like always, they started something that they aren’t going to be able to finish!
(Terry and Captain Charisma shake hands, then Captain Charisma shakes hands with Consuela again before leaving the scene, leaving Terry and Consuela alone. Terry looks to Consuela at his side, and she’s still almost frozen.)
Consuela Rose Ava: We’re enemies again. :pensive:
(Terry lifts her chin up.)
Terry Chambers: Ay, it could be fun. It’s just brand bragging rights. And hey, we get to beat the shit out of Charlie, right?
(Consuela smiles as she nods her head.)
Terry Chambers: Alright. Let me get refocused and get my mind. I’m glad you’re here.
Consuela Rose Ava: Me too.
(Their gazes linger on one another before Terry turns a bit serious.)
Terry Chambers: Just promise me one thing?
Consuela Rose Ava: What’s that?
Terry Chambers: Whatever you witness from me tonight after that bell rings is something you don’t hold against me.
(Consuela’s brown eyes widen and she bites down on her bottom lip. She isn’t really sure what Terry means, and honestly, she doesn’t want to find out. After a moment, she nods, because she is here to support him.)
Consuela Rose Ava: A-alright…
(Terry nods and the couple quickly kiss once more as Terry exits the scene and Consuela stands by herself.)
Consuela Rose Ava: Good luck! PLEASE BE SAFE!
(Consuela still has a look of concern as she sees Terry walk down the hallway. She rubs the top of one of her hands, showing perhaps a sign of worry.)
(Bloodsport fades back into the ringside area and the next match graphic flashes across the screen.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Bella Braxton: ONE FALL! And it is the FANS BRING THE WEAPONS MATCH!
(As Bella Braxton finishes speaking, “Middle Fingers” by MISSIO would begin to flood through the speakers, to a mixed reaction of cheers and boos. A good majority of the crowd would be holding up middle fingers, in the direction of the stage, as Korey Gaines walks out.)
James Peters: Here comes someone who is widely considered to be the “underdog” heading into this match, but honestly, I don’t quite see it. He has all the talent, and a match like this is near perfect for his skill set. But, that’s just my opinion on the matter.
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, hailing from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma…Weighing in at 170 pounds…He is the Aerial Bastard….KOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY GAAAAAAAAAAAINES!
Rich Russillo: Near perfect? Eh, I don’t see it. This guy’s flips are probably gonna hurt him more than he hurts the others.
Persephone: I really do hope so, this match will be over quicker.
(Korey Gaines climbs onto the apron, before entering the ring. He would climb the turnbuckles, and raise his hand in the air…Before presenting a middle finger, receiving a huge pop. Sadly for the fans enjoying this, his theme would fade out, replaced by “The Path” by Senses Fail. Jesse Barlow walks onto the stage to a loud wave of boos, with sunglasses over his eyes, and a smirk plastered over his face. By his side, Hannah Marin would stand, holding a kendo stick over her shoulder.)
Rich Russillo: Did you say “Near perfect”? Well I think this guy IS perfect for this match. He’s smart, he’s talented, and will know what weapons to use as soon as he sees them. The other two people will just grab one and decide on the spot. Barlow will think it through, trust me.
Bella Braxton: Introducing second…Hailing from Haboken, New Jersey…Weighing in at 210 pounds…THE VIRTUOUS…JESSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BAAAAAARLOOOOOOOOOOW!!!
James Peters: I won’t deny that, any piece of that. I’m not betting against anyone, I just think Korey Gaines would be great in this match.
Rich Russillo: That’s not what it sounds like to me.
(Jesse Barlow climbs onto the apron, before reaching down and grabbing Hannah’s hand to help her up. He would then enter the ring and remove his sunglasses, before standing in the corner and subtly trash talking Korey from across the ring. “Murder” by Kleine Viezerick would blast through the speakers, as SKA slowly steps onto the stage, staring down towards the ring at his opponents, with a sinister look on his face.)
Bella Braxton: And introducing their opponent…From Rotterdam, Netherlands…Weighing in at 269 pounds…”TOMAHAWK” S…K…A!!!!!!
Persephone: Looks like he belongs in a mental asylum.
James Peters: Right…Regardless, SKA is also near perfect for this match up. To put it kindly, he has a…Creative mind. I’m sure there’s something he could use to his advantage in this match, no doubt about that.
Rich Russillo: Anyone can use anything to their advantage, what’s your point?
(SKA would slide into the ring, staring at both opponents one by one, as he approaches his corner. “Murder” would fade out, leaving nothing but the crowd making noise for who they want to win.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: And this match is underway! Jesse Barlow, SKA and Korey Gaines are set to square off, and what they will do to each other is completely undetermined. These three men have permission to take one another apart, piece by piece, without any consequences! Gaines, Barlow, and SKA approach each other, with speed! Instead of looking for a handshake, SKA attempts a clothesline as he swings his arm towards the head of Barlow, but he ducks and sprints to Gaines! Barlow hits Gaines with a running European Uppercut, and sends him into the corner! Barlow then runs to SKA, yet is knocked down by a back elbow! It doesn’t stop there, as Korey Gaines connects with a step-up jumping knee strike! SKA is down, and Gaines enters a cover!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TW-
Persephone: Wow, a kickout! What a surprise…(yawn)
Rich Russillo: Jesse Barlow isn’t down for long! He grabs Gaines by his hair, and lifts him back to his feet…Gaines isn’t allowing himself to be manhandled, and fights back with a chop! Barlow is barely hurt by it, and follows up with a chop of his own, that sends waves through the EAW Universe!
Persephone: That’s the sound I want Rex to make with me! :drooling_face:
James Peters: Huh?
Persephone: I didn’t ask for your input.
Rich Russillo: What about mine?
Persephone: That’s even worse…
James Peters: Gaines isn’t going to stand down either, as he fights back with a palm strike to the jaw, and then follows up with another chop, before attempting a discus elbow strike!
Rich Russillo: But Barlow ducks! Only to be taken out by SKA with a huge boot to his cheek! Barlow tumbles to his knees, as SKA turns his attention to Gaines, hitting him with thunderous body strikes!
James Peters: Gaines is being knocked into the ropes, with nowhere to go! SKA strikes him in the face one more time, before he runs the rope-
(CRACK!)
James Peters: OH GOD! JESSE BARLOW JUST STRUCK SKA IN THE THROAT WITH THAT KENDO STICK! BY THE LOOKS OF IT, HANNAH MARIN SLID IT INTO THE RING!
Persephone: That shouldn’t be legal! This is fans bring the weapons, not managers bring the weapons!
James Peters: :russwtf:
Rich Russillo: He’s not stopping! Barlow quickly turns his attention to Korey, and swings the Kendo-
James Peters: Wait just a second! Korey Gaines countered the kendo stick shot by roundhouse kicking it across the ring!
Jesse Barlow (off mic): Man, what the hell???
Korey Gaines (off mic): Fuck you!
Rich Russillo: Gaines is charging it up…SUPERKIIIII-
James Peters: No! Barlow ducks the maneuver, and hits a chop block to the side of Gaines’ knee! He falls down, holding the joint, and wincing in pain! Barlow rolls to the outside, and approaches a crowd intendee! We’re about to find out what they’ve brought!
(Even though it isn’t exactly safe, the plexiglass has been removed for this match :lupe:)
Fan: Bonjour, Mr. Barlow!
Jesse Barlow (off mic): …What the fuck is that?
Rich Russillo: Is that a…?
Fan: Pourquoi oui, c’est une baguette!
(TRANSLATION TO ENGLISH: Why yes, it’s a baguette!)
Jesse Barlow (off mic): Man, I don’t speak that language! Hey you, with the guitar! Gimme that!
Rich Russillo: Well he, quite obviously, denies the bread for a genuine weapon! Barlow has an electric guitar in hand, and he slides into the ring! He stares across in the direction of Korey Gaines with the guitar held in his hands as if it was a warhammer!
James Peters: Barlow charges across the ring, and swings the guitar…AND IT SNAPS IN HALF OVER KOREY GAINES’ HEAD!!! HE’S OUT COLD, IF BARLOW CAN JUST GET TO THE COVE-
Rich Russillo: GRYFFINDOR! SKA WITH THE SHINING WIZARD, TO THE SIDE OF BARLOW’S HEAD! HE’S DOWN, BUT I DON’T THINK HE KNOWS GAINES IS OUT FOR THE COUNT! HE HOOKS JESSE’S LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Rich Russillo: BARLOW GETS THE SHOULDER UP! SKA THOUGHT IT WAS OVER! HE LOOKS DOWN AT BARLOW WITH A FIERCE LOOK ON HIS FACE, AND HE ROLLS OUT!
James Peters: He approaches a member of the crowd and takes…A bag? SKA just grabbed a silk bag, and entered the ring with it. Now he’s peeking in…He’s…Smiling…That isn’t a good sign. He pours the contents onto the mat…
Rich Russillo: That’s…Nuts and bolts?!?? Do we have an engineer in the crowd? SKA is shifting his gaze from the nuts and bolts over to Jesse Barlow, who is barely getting to his feet! SKA approaches him and grabs his well-made hair.
James Peters: SKA is preparing something dangerous, as he places Jesse’s head in between his legs…
(SNAP!)
Rich Russillo: OH! KOREY GAINES CRACKS THE KENDO STICK OVER SKA’S BACK, BUT HE’S NOT IN PAIN! HE LET’S GO OF JESSE AND TURNS AROUND TO FACE KOREY…SKA KICKS HIM IN THE GUT, AND HOOKS HIS HEAD! MES-CUTT! THE TWIST OF FATE ONTO THE NUTS AND BOLTS, SENDS KOREY ROLLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR IN SHEER PAIN!
James Peters: JESSE BARLOW! HE WASN’T TAKEN OUT, AND HE WAS WAITING TO STRIKE! HE PUSHES SKA INTO THE RING POST, AND HE FALLS ALL THE WAY TO THE OUTSIDE! BARLOW COVERS GAINES!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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Rich Russillo: HOW IS SKA ON HIS FEET? AND HOW DID HE PULL THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING??
James Peters: THAT SHOULDER DOES NOT LOOK COMFORTABLE, THOUGH! HE’S ADJUSTING IT EVERY SECOND! SKA TRIES TO IGNORE IT, HOWEVER, AS HE APPROACHES THE BARRICADE, AND REACHES OVER TOWARDS ANOTHER FAN! OH MY GOD…HE HAS A LIGHT BULB!
Persephone: Yeah, he can go take that and screw it up his ass!
James Peters: Why did you have to ruin it?
Rich Russillo: She didn’t.
James Peters: :wow:
Rich Russillo: SKA is entering the ring, where Jesse Barlow is climbing to his feet using the ropes to his advantage! Barlow doesn’t see him, and SKA has the lightbulb in his hand…
(SMASH!)
James Peters: HOLY SHIT! KOREY GAINES JUST SMASHED A GLASS BOTTLE OVER THE BACK OF SKA! HE GROANS, BUT HE DOESN’T FALL! SKA TURNS AROUND!
Korey Gaines (off mic): …Not again.
Rich Russillo: SKA SWINGS THE LIGHT BULB TOWARDS KOREY’S HEAD! BUT KOREY GRABS HIM BY THE WRIST! HE SPINS AROUND AND FOLLOWS UP WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! DETONATION KICK CONNECTS! SKA DROPS THE LIGHT BULB…
James Peters: AND JESSE BARLOW CATCHES IT! HE THEN SMASHES IT OVER KOREY’S HEAD!!!!
Rich Russillo: KOREY IS BLEEDING A FOUNTAIN OUT OF HIS FOREHEAD, AS HE FALLS OUT OF THE RING TO THE OUTSIDE!
Persephone: Did you say…Bleeding? Now I’m interested.
Rich Russillo: Yes I did, honey bun!
Persephone: All of a sudden, my interest has been lost.
James Peters: Jesse Barlow is going to capitalize again! He covers SKA!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
James Peters: But SKA kicks out once again! Barlow tried to capitalize for a second time, and it didn’t work! The match will continue!
Rich Russillo: Barlow is getting to his feet, seemingly slower than usual, probably to regain his energy! But if you look in front of us, Korey Gaines is almost on his feet also! Gaines uses the barricade to stand up, whilst reaching into the crowd for a weapon! …Why is a fan removing his pants?
James Peters: Stop focusing the cameras on it…Wait…No…Keep rolling! He’s reaching for his belt, thank god! Gaines takes the belt from him, and jets into the ring, where Barlow is waiting for him! ABOLISHE-
Rich Russillo: KOREY GAINES COUNTERS THE SPEAR WITH A BELT TO THE FACE! USING IT LIKE A WHIP, KOREY GAINES JUST STRUCK JESSE BARLOW IN THE FACE WITH A BELT! IT’S HIS TURN NOW!
James Peters: ANOTHER BELT SHOT, THIS TIME WITH THE METAL BUCKLE TO THE BACK! THAT’S GOING TO LEAVE A MARK! BARLOW IS ON THE GROUND, ON TOP OF THE GLASS SHARDS!
Persephone: HEY! DON’T THROW THAT BELT AT ME!
James Peters: IT SEEMS KOREY IS DITCHING THE BELT, AS HE KNEELS DOWN AND GRABS BARLOW BY THE BACK OF HIS HEAD…AND NOW HE IS SCRAPING HIS FACE ACROSS THE GLASS SHARDS, MAKING BLOOD GUSH OUT OF HIS FOREHEAD!
Rich Russillo: IT APPEARS TO BE SK’S TURN, FOR SOME FORM OF DAMAGE! KOREY GRABS HIM BY THE WRIST, AND DRAGS HIM TO THE OUTSIDE! GAINES REACHES INTO THE CROWD AND PULLS OUT…A MOUSE TRAP! THIS IS GOING TO BE PAINFUL!
James Peters: GAINES REACHES INTO SKA’S MOUTH AND PULLS OUT HIS TONGUE!!!!
(SNAP!)
James Peters: JESUS CHRIST! GAINES JUST USED THE MOUSE TRAP ON SKA’S TONGUE!
Rich Russillo: SKA FALLS DOWN NEXT TO THE STEEL STEPS, AND GAINES IS STILL. NOT. DONE.
Fan: Howdy pardner, you fancy using this? It was the door to my pick-up truck!
James Peters: Oh, wow. I don’t think Gaines refused either, because he has the door in his hands, as if it was Captain America’s shield!
Rich Russillo: SKA is sitting up next to the steel steps, with the only thing supporting his head BEING the steps! Gaines knows this, as he places the door in front of him…HE CHARGES FORWARD…AND CRUSHES SKA’S HEAD BETWEEN THE DOOR AND THE STEPS! SKA IS OUT OF IT!
James Peters: HANG ON! SKA DUCKED! HE KICKS KOREY’S KNEE THEN PULLS HIM DOWN, FACE FIRST, INTO THE STEPS! SKA SCURRIES OVER TO THE CAR DOOR, AND USES IT TO HELP HIMSELF UP…OH…OH NO! SKA DRIVES THE WINDOW INTO KOREY’S HEAD, AND IT SMASHES OVER HIS SKULL! HIS FACE LOOKS AS IF IT WAS PAINTED RED!
Rich Russillo: SKA doesn’t seem satisfied with a car door, he wants something more dangerous! He moves towards the crowd, and searches through them to see who has the best weapon available!
James Peters: My god, is that an entire cactus in a plant pot!?!?
Persephone: Who sold these people tickets? Bring something violent, not a plant!
James Peters: No…no…I think he has a plan. SKA places the cactus in the ring, and slides in himself. Barlow is still down, picking glass out of his face and arms, and I think he’ll be having much worse in a short second!
Rich Russillo: SKA places the plant in front of the turnbuckles, then moves over to Barlow, over the glass. He grabs Barlow by the ears, and forcefully drags him back through the glass! Barlow is screaming right now…Oh…OH NO! SKA IS TAKING HIM UP THE TURNBUCKLES!
James Peters: THERE IS NO WAY THIS CAN END WELL! BARLOW IS BEING LIFTED ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, YET IS TRYING TO FIGHT BACK WITH ALL OF HIS MIGHT! BUT IT’S NO USE, AS A PALM STRIKE TO THE JAW SENDS HIM LIMP, RESTING ON THE RING POST! SKA IS NOW CLIMBING UP TOO, TURNBUCKLE BY TURNBUCKLE, UNTIL HE FINALLY REACHES HIS OPPONENT!
Rich Russillo: SKA REACHES THE TOP, AND INSTANTLY LAYS WASTE TO JESSE WITH A HUGE UPPERCUT! HE DOESN’T STOP THERE, AS HE WRAPS HIS ARM AROUND THE NECK OF JESSE BARLOW…IN PERFECT POSITION FOR THE ‘FALLEN FROM SANCTUM’ ELEVATED CUTTER! COULD HE DO THIS THROUGH THE CACTUS??!? HE JUMP-
James Peters: BUT JESSE PUSHES HIM OFF! SKA LANDS ON HIS FEET, AND JESSE STANDS UP ON THE TOP ROPE…HE LOOKS TO DIVE…
Rich Russillo: SKA CATCHES HIM OUT OF THE AIR, AND POWERBOMBS HIM THROUGH THE CACTUS!!!!!! BARLOW NOT ONLY HAS GLASS IN HIS HEAD AND ARMS, HE NOW HAS THE SPIKES FROM A CACTUS IN HIS BACK! BARLOW IS ROLLING AROUND, TRYING TO REMOVE THEM FROM HIS BACK! BUT SKA PUSHES HIM DOWN, AND HOOKS THE LEG!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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James Peters: KOREY GAINES BREAKS IT UP JUST IN TIME, SLAMMING THE DOOR INTO THE BACK OF SKA!!!! HE CAME OUT OF SEEMINGLY NOWHERE!!
Rich Russillo: Korey is not letting SKA get to his feet, as whenever he sees any sign of movement, he drives the car door into his back! One strike! Two strikes! Three! He just keeps going! He’s punishing SKA, and making sure he stays down for the count, it seems.
James Peters: I think Korey is getting bored of the same jerking motion, because he’s now dragging the car door to the nearest turnbuckle, and resting it up against them as if it was a speaker!
Persephone: So let me get this straight, you two are just going to act like a man was not just driven through a cactus?
James Peters: Korey is grabbing the arm of SKA, and dragging him towards the corner!
Persephone: Don’t ignore me, you little shit!
James Peters: And now Korey is placing SKA against the door!
Persephone: …Whatever.
James Peters: This cannot end well! Korey turns aroun-
Rich Russillo: ABOLISHER!!! JESSE BARLOW SPEARS KOREY GAINES, INTO SKA, THROUGH THE DOOR! ALL THREE OF THEM ARE NOW TAKEN OUT, BRUISED, BLOODIED, AND BATTERED! BARLOW’S HEAD CONNECTED WITH THE TURNBUCKLE, WHICH MAY HAVE KNOCKED HIM OUT, ALONG WITH THE OTHER TWO!
James Peters: HANG ON! HANNAH MARIN IS ENTERING THE RING! SHE’S APPROACHING JESSE BARLOW!
Hannah Marin (off mic): JESSE! WAKE UP! YOU’VE GOT THIS WON, I PROMISE!
James Peters: Hannah is patting Jesse on the cheek, hoping he gets up! He’s every so slightly waking up, but I think someone is up before him!
SKA (off mic): Move outta my way.
Rich Russillo: He has a hand on her wrist! He quickly pulls her out of the wa-
James Peters: Wait…Look in Barlow’s hand…BRASS KNUCKLES!!!
(CRACK!)
James Peters: HE JUST PUNCHED SKA IN THE JAW! SKA FALL STRAIGHT TO THE GROUND, UNCONSCIOUS! BARLOW COVERS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Hannah Marin (off mic): YOU’VE GOT THIS!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
James Peters: ON THE TOP ROPE! OKLAHOMA TWISTER TO BREAK UP THE PINFALL! CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS ONTO JESSE BARLOW’S BACK, CRUSHING BOTH HIM AND SKA!!! KOREY PUSHES JESSE ONTO HIS BACK AND COVERS!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rich Russillo: HANNAH MARIN DROPKICKS THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING! THE MATCH CONTINUES!
James Peters: Korey is absolutely bewildered right now! He expected to have the three count, and he was screwed out of it! Korey gets back up, and begins to shout…Not so nice things to Hannah…
Rich Russillo: Korey looks as if he wants to kick the teeth down her throat, and she knows it! She’s slowly backing away…SCHOOLBOY! JESSE BARLOW WITH THE SCHOOLBOY FROM BEHIND, HOW IS HE BACK UP!?!?
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
THRE-
James Peters: KICK OUT! KOREY AND JESSE GET BACK UP…SUPERKICK TO JESS-
Rich Russillo: HANNAH PUSHES JESSE OUT OF THE WAY, AND TAKES THE SUPERKICK HERSELF! JESSE STANDS BACK UP, WITH HIS FIST CLENCHED…BRASS KNUCKLES STILL IN HAND…REPENT!!! STIFF PUNCH TO THE NOSE OF KOREY, KNOCKS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
James Peters: Wait just a second…SKA RISES UP BEHIND JESSE BARLOW, WITH WHAT APPEARS TO BE A STAPLE GUN IN HIS HAND…HE GRABS BARLOW BY THE NECK, AND PIERCES HIS EYEBROW WITH THE STAPLER! MORE BLOOD TRICKLES DOWN FROM JESSE’S FACE, BUT HE POPS BACKWARDS…REPEN- NO! SKA CAUGHT HIS WRIST, AND THEN STAPLES HIS RING FINGER!
Rich Russillo: AND HE GOES BACK TO THE FOREHEAD! REPEATEDLY STAPLING JESSE, UNTIL HE RUNS OUT OF STAPLES, WHICH DOESN’T SEEM TO BE ANY TIME SOON!
James Peters: DESPITE THE MASSIVE AMOUNT OF PAIN HE’S BEING PUT THROUGH, BARLOW IS FIGHTING BACK, WITH PUNCHES TO THE MID-SECTION! SKA GETS ONE LAST STAPLE IN, BEFORE HE’S PUSHED BACKWARDS! BARLOW STUMBLES AROUND DIZZY, PROBABLY DUE TO THE BLOOD LOSS, AS SKA STRIDES CLOSER!
Rich Russillo: BARLOW LOOKS UP AT SKA AND…Rolls out of the ring? I don’t know about you, but that seems to be the best decision right now! Barlow kneels down, and begins to pull the staples out of his head
James Peters: Which is a good distraction for Korey to capitalize on, as he hits a discus elbow strike to the back of SKA’s neck! SKA falls forward into the ropes, giving Gaines another window of opportunity. Gaines throws SKA to the outside, then places his head in between his legs…ROPE HUNG ASSISTED PILEDRIVER ONTO THE MAT! SKA APPEARS TO BE OUT!
Rich Russillo: But Gaines can’t crawl to the cover, as Barlow grabs onto his leg with one hand, and pulls him to the outside…Wait…ARE THOSE NUNCHUCKS?!!?
James Peters: YES THEY ARE! BARLOW SWINGS THE NUNCHUCKS INTO KOREY’S STOMACH, THEN FOLLOWS UP WITH ANOTHER BLOW TO HIS LOWER BACK! WHO BROUGHT THESE?
Rich Russillo: BARLOW STRIKES KOREY IN THE BACK OF HIS KNEE, SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! BARLOW THEN ROLLS BACKWARDS INTO THE RING, AND COVERS SKA, CAPITALIZING ON HIM BEING DOWN ONCE AGAIN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rich Russillo: SKA GETS THE SHOULDER UP IN THE NICK OF TIME, WHETHER THAT BE ON INSTINCT OR INTENTIONALLY! BARLOW QUICKLY MOUNTS SKA, AND DRIVES HIS ELBOW INTO HIS HEAD WHILST USING HIS RIGHT ARM TO GRAB A GLASS SHARD FROM WAY EARLIER IN THE MATCH!
James Peters: BARLOW TRIES TO SLIT A CUT INTO SKA’S FOREHEAD WITH THAT SHARD, BUT HE’S FIGHTING BACK, AS HE HOLDS ONTO BARLOW’S WRISTS AND PUSHES AWAY FROM HIMSELF! HE’S OVERPOWERING BARLOW, ALMOST GUARANTEED TO ESCAPE! BARLOW IS PUSHED BACKWARDS, BUT HE QUICKLY REACHES ONTO THE APRON AND GRABS THE NUNCHUCKS ONCE MORE!
Rich Russillo: BOTH HE AND SKA RISE TO THEIR FEET, YET SKA DIDN’T SEE THE NUNCHUCKS! BARLOW SWINGS TOWARDS HIS SHOULDER, THAT WAS DAMAGED EARLIER, AND SKA FALLS TO HIS KNEES! NOW BARLOW HAS A CHANC-
James Peters: KOREY GAINES HITS A SLINGSHOT DROPKICK TO JESSE BARLOW’S BACK! THE NUNCHUCKS COULDN’T KEEP HIM DOWN FOR LONG, AND NOW HE’S BACK!
Rich Russillo: KOREY GETS BACK TO HIS FEET, AND NOTICES SKA ON HIS KNEES! GAINES LOOKS BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN HE AND BARLOW, BEFORE APPROACHING SKA TO DO MORE DAMAGE! RIGHT KICK TO THE GUT! A LEFT KICK TO THE GUT! ANOTHER RIGHT! THEN ANOTHER LEFT! KICK, KICK, KICK….SUPERKICK PARTY!!! KOREY GAINES SUPERKICKS SKA IN THE JAW, BEFORE FALLING INTO A COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
James Peters: JESSE BARLOW DIVES ONTO THE PIN AT THE LAST SECOND TO KEEP THE MATCH GOING! GAINES HAS TO ROLL AWAY, IN ORDER TO RECOVER…
Persephone: Can we just go back to the weapons now?
Rich Russillo: I agree!
James Peters: And now all three men are rising to their feet in the middle of the ring, staring down at each other as if it was The Good, The Bad and The Ugly! SKA is the first to act, as he clocks Gaines in the jaw with a stiff jab!
Rich Russillo: Barlow follows up by chopping SKA across the mouth! That’s gonna sting!
James Peters: Gaines is able to recover, as he approaches Barlow and strikes him in the cheek with a forearm strike! He then does the same to SKA, clocking him with the strike! Gaines goes to strike Barlow, but he’s met with a boot to the jaw!
Rich Russillo: Barlow then forearm’s SKA in the chin, sending him ever so slightly backwards. Jesse turns to Korey and jabs him in the throat, then back to SK- OH! What a nasty headbutt from SKA, to the chest of Barlow! SKA then kicks Korey in the gut, and drives him into the middle turnbuckle! SKA then turns his attention to Barlow!
James Peters: SKA strikes Barlow in the chest rapidly, with punches, uppercuts, and chops to make him feel pain, and possibly make him winded! The sounds of those chops are flooding the arena!
Rich Russillo: But Korey gets to his feet, and sprints across the ring! He leaps on both men and rapidly strikes them on their upper backs with clubbing forearms! This went from a brutal match to an all out brawl real fast!
James Peters: But wait…Barlow pushes both men backwards…DOUBLE NEVERMOR- KOREY CATCHES HIM WITH A SUPERKICK! HOWEVER SKA LIFTS HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! FINNISH BACKBREAKER! SKA LOOKS TO COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
James Peters: BARLOW PULLS SKA OFF, AND STEALS THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO-
Rich Russillo: THIS TIME BARLOW IS PULLED OFF! SKA IS NOW LAYING INTO HIM WITH PALM AND FOREARM STRIKES, UNTIL HE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! SKA SLIDES OUT OF THE RING, AND TURNS THIS MATCH INTO A CHASE! BARLOW SPRINTS AWAY FROM SKA, AND TURNS THE CORNER OF THE RING! SKA FOLLOWS, ONLY TO BE STRUCK IN THE FACE WITH A CHAIR FROM HANNAH MARIN!
James Peters: BARLOW REALIZES THIS, AND ENTERS THE RING ONCE MORE TO PICK THE BONES FROM KOREY GAINES! HE GRABS HIS TIGHTS, LIFTS HIM UP, AND PLACES HIM IN THE POWERBOMB POSITION…IT COULD BE TIME FOR HIS FINAL VERDI-
Rich Russillo: KOREY GAINES SCRATCHES JESSE IN THE EYES WITH A FORK!!! HOW DID HE GET THAT, HE WAS IN THE RING THE WHOLE TIME!!!
James Peters: I HAVE NO IDEA, BUT THE TACTIC WORKED! KOREY LANDS ON HIS FEET, BEFORE HITTING BARLOW WITH A SNAP DDT, SPIKING HIM ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! KOREY SLIDES OUT ONE MORE TIME, AND SEARCHES THROUGH THE AUDIENCE!
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD…THAT’S…SALT!?!?!? IS HE ABOUT TO RUB SALT INTO THE WOUNDS OF JESSE BARLOW, QUITE LITERALLY?!?!
James Peters: KOREY ENTERS THE RING…WITH THE SALT…AND APPROACHES BARLOW!! HE’S NOW POURING IT ONTO HIS FOREHEAD, HE IS INDEED RUBBING SALT INTO THE WOUNDS!
Rich Russillo: BARLOW CAN’T EVEN FIGHT BACK! HE’S IN COMPLETE AGONY, AS HE TRIES TO STOP ANY MORE…I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M SAYING THIS…ANY MORE SALT FROM ENTERING HIS OPEN WOUNDS!!!
James Peters: KOREY DROPS THE SALT, AND PLACES BARLOW IN POSITION FOR…OKIE DESTROYER! THE FLIP PILEDRIVER, INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! KOREY PLACES ONE ARM OVER BARLOW’S CHEST!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
James Peters: AT THE LAST SECOND SKA BREAKS UP THE PINFALL, WITH A CHAIR SHOT TO KOREY’S BACK! SKA TIREDLY KNEELS DOWN, AND PLACES AN ARM OVER BOTH MEN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
….
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Rich Russillo: HOW DID THEY BOTH GET THEIR SHOULDERS UP AT THE SAME TIME!??! THE RESILIENCE OF ALL THREE MEN IS INCREDIBLE!
James Peters: NOT EVEN SKA CAN BELIEVE IT, HE’S STUNNED!
Rich Russillo: SKA is standing up…Surely…Surely what he does next has to be the end. All three men have been through absolute hell, and back, just to win this match.
James Peters: The amount of weapons used in this match, no matter how ridiculous they’ve been, have been put to good use in order to torture, and punish their opponents! Somehow, after using glass, a cactus, a car door, chairs, kendos and everything else…They are STILL in it!
Rich Russillo: SKA is walking over to the corner, and he grabs ahold of the turnbuckle…It appears he’s…Removing the padding? I have no doubt he’s got something prepared, that I can only assume involves either Jesse Barlow or Korey Gaines’ head being driven into it!
James Peters: SKA approaches the other two, and grabs them by their hair! He drags them BOTH towards the corner, and lifts them to their feet! He throws their heads towards the corner…But they place their feet on the middle rope, then push SKA back! Jesse runs towards SKA, but is taken out by a lariat!! SKA then runs towards Korey and connects with the Detonator Dropkick! Corkscrew dropkick knocks Korey to the ground!
Rich Russillo: SKA slowly rises to his feet, and limps towards Barlow! This could be it right here, as he lifts Barlow back up to his feet…He puts him in the fireman’s carry position…Nähdään taas! The Go To Sleep, driving his knee into the face of Barlow!!! He goes for a pinfall!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: THRE- NO!!! KOREY GAINES STOMPS ON SKA’S BACK TO BREAK UP THE PINFALL, CONTINUING THE MATCH!
Rich Russillo: SKA DOES NOT LOOK HAPPY! HE STARES UP AT KOREY GAINES, WHO JUST STOPPED HIM FROM WINNING THE MATCH, WITH PURE ANGER IN HIS EYES! SKA STANDS UP, AND GOES FACE-TO-FACE WITH GAINES!
James Peters: AND NOW…THEY’RE BRAWLING! TRADING JAB AFTER JAB, STRIKE AFTER STRIKE, BLOW AFTER BLOW TO COMPLETELY PUNISH ONE ANOTHER! GAINES STRIKES SKA IN THE JAW WITH AN ELBOW STRIKE, AND SKA FIRES BACK WITH A PUNCH TO THE LEFT EAR!
Rich Russillo: BUT THEIR BRAWLING GIVES JESSE SOME TIME TO RECOVER! HE’S USING THE ROPES TO RISE TO HIS FEET!
James Peters: GAINES AND SKA DON’T REALIZE THIS, THOUGH! THEY’RE FOCUSED ON EACH OTHER, SPECIFICALLY HURTING EACH OTHER!
Rich Russillo: BARLOW STUMBLES FORWARD, TOWARDS THE OTHER TWO, AND THEY CATCH HIM IN THE CORNER OF THEIR EYES! SKA AND GAINES HESITANTLY STOP THEIR BRAWLING, AND TURN TO THE LEFT, FACING BARLOW…ARE THEY GOING TO TEAM??
Jesse Barlow (off mic): Whoa…Hey…Let’s not do anything we’re gonna regret!
James Peters: Barlow appears to be warning them off! But I’m not sure it’s going to work! SKA and Korey have shifted their stances, now looking to team on Barlow for everything he’s done in this match…
Rich Russillo: WAIT! GAINES GRABS SKA BY THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, TURNS HIM AROUND AND SENDS HIM DRIVING INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE! SKA TUMBLES TO THE GROUND, IN BETWEEN GAINES AND BARLOW…WHY DID HE TURN THIS EARLY??
James Peters: BARLOW AND KOREY STARE AT EACH OTHER, AND NOD…BEFORE THEY REPEATEDLY STOMP ON SKA’S LOWER AND UPPER BODY, TO INFLICT AS MUCH DAMAGE AS THEY POSSIBLY CAN!
Jesse Barlow (off mic): KOREY! UP TOP, NOW!
James Peters: BARLOW APPEARS TO BE ORDERING KOREY TO GO TO THE TOP ROPE, WHICH HE OBLIGES! BARLOW THEN GOES TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE, TOO CLIMBING UP…
Jesse Barlow (off mic): 3…2…1…
Rich Russillo: BARLOW LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE…FEAR OF GOD!!! THE 650 SPLASH ONTO SKA!! HE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY…GAINES LEAPS TOO…A SECOND OKLAHOMA TWISTER!!! SKA HAS BEEN FLATTENED, AS BOTH MEN STAND UP!!
Korey Gaines (off mic): JESSE!….Pin him…
James Peters: …Pin him? Are we witnessing some form of alignment??? Barlow stretches into the cover!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
….
(DING! DING! DING!)
(As Barlow climbs off SKA, with the help of Korey Gaines, “The Path” by Senses Fail would blare through the speakers.)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…THE VIRTUOUS….JESSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!
James Peters: And Jesse has done it! It also appears that Korey Gaines and Jesse Barlow have come to some sort of…Agreement?
(Barlow and Gaines slowly approach each other in the center of the ring. They stare at each other, eye to eye…Before gripping one another’s hand, and shaking it.)
Rich Russillo: That seems to be the case! At first they were brutally assaulting each other, but near the end…They must have…I don’t know, but I can’t wait to find out!
James Peters: And look who’s joining them! Hannah Marin! I guess what she said to Gaines earlier really got to him! Barlow owes her a huge favor in this victory, which isn’t much of a surprise!
(As Barlow, Korey and Gaines celebrate what seems to be THEIR victory, Bloodsport would fade to commercial break.)
(A commercial talking about Xander Payne and his dual citizenship, it’s hard being both Korean and Canadian.
(Bloodsport returns and the next match graphic flashes across the screen.)
(The camera fades into Bella Braxton standing in the center of the ring with a smile on her face as she does so before she begins to speak)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen the following… is a TAIPEI DEATHMATCH!!! And it is for… THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Revival Remix Outro’ by Selena Gomez plays up to boos as Constance Blevins makes her way out to the center of the stage from the backstage area. She is laser-focused as she focuses on the ring with fierce determination in her eyes as she does so. She continues to stand at the center of the stage before finally cracking her knuckles and her neck before making her way quickly down the ramp and to the ring not wasting time whatsoever)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, the challenger… from Baltimore, Maryland… weighing in at 120 pounds… THE REVIVAL OF… CONSTANCE BLEVINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: We’ve seen a lot of how Constance Blevins feels going into this matchup. She feels her opponent tonight has done some sort of injustice to women’s wrestling and hasn’t put that into the limelight rather feeling to go for male based Championships instead opposed to that. It seems to have left a bitter taste in her mouth, and it left her to put out the challenge tonight to fight for the National Elite Championship at Bloodsport.
James Peters: She said it herself that she’s not in it to fight for the Championship. If she wins the title that can go in the trash for all she cares. The only thing she cares about for certain is to beat her opponent, the title is secondary. She wants to show her all the wrongs that she’s made over these past few months, and what better to do so then to beat her right here and now?
Persephone: That’s stupid! If I were in that squared circle I’d be fighting for that title fair and square! I mean anything to get close to Sexy Rexy!!! I mean think about it, we could be a POWER COUPLE!!! The possibilities! Oh my gerd…
(Constance makes her way halfway around the ringside area before jumping up onto the apron. She grabs the ropes for a moment and looks out keeping that straight look on her face before entering into the ring. She circles around the ring before stopping at the center momentarily before making her way to her corner. She looks up at the camera and holds her fist out to show that both of her hands have already been taped together, glued together, and covered in glass as ‘Revival Remix Outro’ fades out. ‘Unfuckwithable’ by Deez Nuts then plays up to even more boos as Sienna Jade makes her way out to the stage. She has the National Elite Championship on her waist as she looks at her hands and focuses on the glue, tape, and glass-covered over both of them. She takes the National Elite Championship and raises it in the air before making her way down the ramp and headed towards the ring)
Bella Braxton: And her opponent… from Calgary, Alberta, Canada… weighing in at 135 pounds… she is THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!!! SIENNA… UNFUCKWITHABLE… JADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Well it’s safe to say the opinions of Sienna Jade and her opponent tonight are very different. She believes in more ways than one that the division that Constance prides herself on trying to revitalize so much isn’t even dead in the first place. And if anything winning male integrated titles by females just further shows how much tougher they are compared to the opposite gender.
James Peters: Yes and she looks to plead her case tonight as she steps into the ring with a match that is definitely not the ideal setting for her. You could see when she spun the wheel that this wasn’t the outcome she expected, but she knew what brand she was on, and she knew what she was getting into. And that’s the motivated Sienna Jade that we’ll be seeing tonight.
Persephone: Oh my gawd! What is going to happen to her pwetty pwetty makeup! Is she going to swell up like a balloon? Well tough luck Sienna, you’ll live! Tired of this bullcrap man, suck it up!
(Sienna stops at the bottom of the ramp before making her way over to the steel steps and making her way up to them and onto the apron as she once again raises the National Elite Championship in the air before entering into the ring and keeping it raised as she climbs up to the top rope and spreads her arms out before jumping down and quickly making her way to her corner, getting prepared as ‘Unfuckwithable’ fades out and the Ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: Here we go as this National Elite Championship Taipei Deathmatch is underway! Let me be the one to tell you if no one else will, this is not going to be pleasant in any sort of way no matter how you look at it. Both competitors though have no sense of backing down in any sort of way, we’re in for one hell of a fight tonight.
James Peters: Of course as we see both Sienna Jade and Constance Blevins circling around the ring in a boxing stance, both taking it easy as it’s clear one straight punch to the face by their opponent and they’re done for. Sienna beginning to move forward, SHE SWINGS A QUICK PUNCH!
Rich Russillo: BUT CONSTANCE MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER AND MOVE BACKWARDS STAYING AWAY FROM THE DEADLY GLASS COVERED FIST OF THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION AS BOTH BEGIN TO CIRCLE AROUND AGAIN!
Persephone: If this is literally going to be the whole match let me be the one to say… BORING!
James Peters: Patience young one.
Persephone: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME-
Rich Russillo: ANYWAYS! Both of them are continuing to circle around the ring, taking it slow as whoever gets the first punch in might be the one having the majority offense in this matchup and that is not something that you want to have especially in a matchup like this. CONSTANCE IS THE ONE SWINGING A PUNCH NOW- BUT SIENNA MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER, BUT CONSTANCE PLANTS HER ELBOW DOWN RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD! SIENNA FALLS DOWN TO A KNEE, CONSTANCE SWINGS A PUNCH!
James Peters: BUT SIENNA MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY AS SHE GRABS THE ROPES AND PULLS HERSELF OUT OF THE RING! Both of them are staring a hole into one another as it’s clear there is no love lost between the two combined with the absolute brawl that they had a few weeks back on Voltage! Sienna slowly rolling into the ring now as she enters back in.
Persephone: You’ve gotta be FUCKING KIDDING ME! What is this fucking boxing?! You expect me to be able to sit through this match meanwhile I can’t even sit through a normal one, fuck off with that. Where’s the EXPLOSIONS! Where’s the KNIVES! Despite being unsponsored tonight we still have managed to disappoint in more ways than one.
Rich Russillo: CONSTANCE NOT WASTING TIME RUNNING FORWARD AND THROWING A PUNCH, BUT SIENNA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY USING THE ROPES TO PULL HERSELF AWAY! CONSTANCE GRABS AHOLD OF THE ROPES AS SIENNA RUNS FORWARD, SHE THROWS A PUNCH RIGHT FORWARD TO CONSTANCE- BUT CONSTANCE MOVES BACKWARDS AS SHE THROWS A FIST BACK, AND IT HITS HER RIGHT IN THE FACE!
James Peters: SIENNA RETREATING BACKWARDS THE CORNER AS SHE GRABS HER FACE IN PAIN! She’s feeling around as she can see that blood is just beginning to drip down because of the wound above her right eye. Sienna seeming unfazed but that’s seemed to take her back for a moment as both continue to circle around the ring.
Rich Russillo: WAIT! CONSTANCE IS QUICKLY BOOSTING HERSELF FORWARD TRYING TO THROW AS MANY PUNCHES AS SHE CAN TOWARDS SIENNA! SIENNA IS RETALIATING TOO AS SHE SEES THERE’S NO CHANCE TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! MY LORD THIS MATCH IS ALREADY KICKING INTO FULL GEAR AS BOTH OF THEM ARE THROWING MULTIPLE HAYMAKERS AT ONE ANOTHER WITH THOSE GLASS COVERED FIST THAT THEY HAVE OVER ONE ANOTHER! BLOOD IS GUSHING OUT AS THIS IS ALREADY A MESS IN THE RING!
James Peters: SIENNA MANAGING TO KICK CONSTANCE IN THE GUT TO CREATE DISTANCE AS CONSTANCE STUMBLES BACKWARDS AND TO THE ROPES! Constance pushing herself forward now going for a punch, BUT SIENNA MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER! SIENNA NOW CLAWING HER HANDS RIGHT INTO THE SCALP OF CONSTANCE BLEVINS TRYING TO BRING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND AS QUICKLY AS SHE CAN!
Rich Russillo: SIENNA TRANSITIONING INTO A HEADLOCK TRYING TO CHOKE OUT CONSTANCE IN THE EARLY GOING HERE AS SIENNA LOOSENS ONE OF HER HANDS AND TRIES TO DRAG HER HAND ALONG THE FACE OF CONSTANCE, BUT CONSTANCE BRINGS HER ELBOW BACK AND RAMS IT RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF SIENNA! Sienna moving backward now, AS CONSTANCE MOVES FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A OPEN PALM STRIKE RIGHT TO THE FACE OF SIENNA!
James Peters: We’re at a point in time where all rules of wrestling go out the window in this matchup. This is a war and we’re just witnessing it first hand!
Persephone: I’d rather watch turtles race than this.
Rich Russillo: Both of their faces are just a complete crimson mask now and I’m surprised that they can still see at this point! Sienna stumbling back as she falls right down to the ground as Constance eyes her from below, but look at Sienna! Sienna just pulling the glass shards out of her face as she winces in pain every time she does so. We know she’s had her doubts about this match, but that doesn’t mean she isn’t going to go through with it, through thick and thin, the National Elite Champion fights on!
James Peters: Constance grabbing the head of Sienna, AS SHE THROWS A PUNCH PRIMED RIGHT AT HER FACE! SIENNA IS SENT BACK BUT IS STILL MANAGING TO KEEP AHOLD OF CONSTANCE TO KEEP HERSELF UPRIGHT TO FIGHT ON, AS SHE SENDS A PUNCH RIGHT BACK TO HER FACE! Constance is sent backward as well, BUT SHE STOPS SIENNA WITH A KNEE! Constance now is pushing Sienna backward and up to the corner so both can have some leeway to keep themselves upright at this point! AS CONSTANCE QUICKLY SLAMS A PUNCH RIGHT INTO HER GUT!
Rich Russillo: SIENNA IS ABSOLUTELY SCREAMING IN PAIN AS ONCE MORE EVEN MORE GLASS SHARDS HAVE PIERCED HER STOMACH! And just watch Constance having to completely pull the glass shards out of her gut to free her hands, absolutely disgusting! Constance straightening herself back up as she throws a punch! BUT SIENNA MANAGES TO GRAB THE HAND AS SHE GIVES ANOTHER CRY OF PAIN BEFORE FIGHTING THROUGH IT AND SWITCHING PLACES WITH CONSTANCE PUSHING HER INTO THE CORNER!
James Peters: AND HERE WE GO AS SIENNA IS WASTING NO TIME THROWING RAPID FIRE PUNCHES ALL AROUND THE BODY OF CONSTANCE BLEVINS! SHE SEEMS TO BE RELENTLESS IN HER ATTACKS AS SHE GRABS HER BY THE SCALP AND THROWS HER DOWN TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! Constance is in a world of pain right now as Sienna is climbing up to the second turnbuckle and readying herself as Constance finally finds power in herself to get up, CROSSBODY-
Rich Russillo: BUT CONSTANCE MANAGES TO LIFT HER LEG UP AND PUSH IT AGAINST HER GUT IN MID-AIR SENDING SIENNA FLYING DOWN TO THE GROUND! She’s quickly retreating onto the apron as Constance moves in and grabs her by the hair pulling her up slowly as she does so making sure Sienna feels the pain of the glass shards on her hand just piercing her- BUT SIENNA MANAGES TO FIGHT THROUGH IT AND THROW A PUNCH RIGHT TO HER FACE CREATING DISTANCE AND ALLOWING HER TO ENTER INTO THE RING!
James Peters: But it seems she has other plans as she drops down to the ringside area, CONSTANCE IS QUICKLY RUNNING FORWARD THOUGH AS SIENNA DOESN’T NOTICE, BASEBALL SLIDE! SIENNA SENT BACK AS SHE’S PUSHED UP AGAINST THE APRON, AND CONSTANCE WITH ANOTHER DROPKICK FOR GOOD MEASURE SENDING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Persephone: Oh finally they’re going to the outside of the ring! Fun! Fun! Keep it up and I might just give it a 2-star rating!
Rich Russillo: And Constance seems to be picking up where Sienna left off as she seems to be digging under the ring to look for something. Sienna is managing to recover as she quickly moves forward trying to prevent Constance from doing something once again digging the glass in her hand into Constance’s hair to stop her right in her tracks! BUT CONSTANCE OPENING A BAG AND THROWING SOMETHING OUT! GLASS SHARDS ARE FLYING EVERYWHERE AS THEY’RE AIMED RIGHT FOR THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!
James Peters: BUT SIENNA MANAGES TO LET GO AND DUCK UNDER BEFORE ANY MAJOR DAMAGE IS DONE! CONSTANCE SWINGS A PUNCH- BUT SIENNA DUCKS UNDER AND GRABS CONSTANCE BY THE HAIR! SIENNA KICKING CONSTANCE CONSTANTLY RIGHT TO THE BACK OF HER KNEE TRYING TO FORCE HER DOWN, THIS ISN’T GOOD I THINK SHE’S LOOKING TO SLAM HER FACE RIGHT INTO THE GLASS SHARDS THAT ARE NOW ABSOLUTELY COVERING THE RINGSIDE AREA!
Rich Russillo: CONSTANCE IS FORCED DOWN TO A KNEE AS THIS ISN’T GOOD IN ANY SORT OF WAY! CONSTANCE IS FIGHTING BACK TRYING TO SLAM ELBOWS BACKWARDS TO SIENNA- BUT SIENNA RAKING CONSTANCE EYES! THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD IN ANY SORT OF WAY AS SIENNA GRABS CONSTANCE BY THE HEAD!
THUD!
James Peters: SIENNA REELING CONSTANCE’S HEAD AS FAR BACK AS SHE CAN BEFORE SLAMMING IT FACE FIRST RIGHT INTO THE CONCRETE GROUND AT RINGSIDE AS HER FACE MEETS THE GLASS SHARDS! SIENNA KEEPING HER FACE DOWN ON THE GROUND AS CONSTANCE FLAILS AROUND AND SCREAMS IN PURE AGONY AS THE ONLY THING THAT SIENNA CAN DO IS GIVE A SINISTER SMIRK ON HER FACE AS SHE DOES SO!
Rich Russillo: Sienna finally pulling her opponent out of that mess and grabbing her by the hair as she rolls the bruised and battered Constance Blevins into the ring. It seems Sienna is about to go for the pin here- BUT HOW IS CONSTANCE STILL MANAGING TO GET UP?!
Constance Blevins (Off-Mic): Not… done… yet…
James Peters: Sienna in pure anger as both of them stare down one another with fury in their eyes, this is not going to be good in any sort of way! AND BOTH OF THEM ARE OFF! REMINISCE TO WHAT WE SAW EARLIER IN THE MATCH BOTH OF THEM ARE QUICKLY TRADING OFF PUNCH AFTER PUNCH TO ONE ANOTHER COMPLETELY TEEING OFF SEEING WHICH ONE WILL CRACK UNDER THE PURE PAIN AND AGONY THAT THIS IS SURELY GIVING BOTH OF THEM!
Rich Russillo: CONSTANCE IS MANAGING TO PUSH SIENNA AGAINST THE ROPES AS THEY’RE BOTH CONTINUING TO SWING CONSTANTLY AT ONE ANOTHER! BUT SIENNA GOING UNDER AND SENDING A PUNCH SWINGING RIGHT AT THE GUT OF CONSTANCE LEAVING HER DISHEVELED SENDING HER BACK! Sienna crawling on the ground now just waiting for the opportunity, SIENNA WITH THE BACK RAKE RIGHT TO THE BACK OF CONSTANCE AND THAT’S GOTTA HURT LIKE HELL!
James Peters: Constance trying to retreat away but the only thing she can do is fall right down to her knees as Sienna rises right back up to her feet, AND SENDS A BACKFIST RIGHT TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD SENDING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! SIENNA ROLLING CONSTANCE ONTO HER BACK AND HOOKING THE LEG ON CONSTANCE! PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRR-
Rich Russillo: AND IT’S CONSTANCE THAT POWERS OUT!
Persephone: MAN! I don’t see the point in all of this, this is just a regular wrestling match, without the moves too! What makes this so special?!
Rich Russillo: …
Persephone: What?!
James Peters: Sienna is slowly rising to her feet as she’s still not the happiest soul around as she’s up to her feet and backing herself up against the corner. You’ve got to wonder how much agony both these opponents are in, the toll that this match has to put a person through has to be excruciating for either one of them!
Rich Russillo: Sienna quickly grabbing Constance and getting up to her feet now, BUT CONSTANCE PUSHES SIENNA AWAY! Sienna quickly running forward, BUT CONSTANCE WITH A BICYCLE KICK RIGHT TO HER FACE SENDING SIENNA TO THE ROPES! Sienna pushed up against the ropes as Constance runs from there and back, AND A CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP!
James Peters: BUT SIENNA MANAGES TO HOLD ON TO THE TOP ROPE AND KEEP HERSELF UPRIGHT! This is not a good position to be in whatsoever as clearly right below her are those shards of glass at the ringside area that both of these competitors should be worried about! CONSTANCE THROWS A PUNCH- BUT SIENNA MANAGES TO DUCK AND GO UNDER AS SHE RAMS HER SHOULDER RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF CONSTANCE!
Rich Russillo: BUT CONSTANCE RUNNING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A BACKFIST OUT OF NOWHERE RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF SIENNA AS SHE’S SENT FLYING! SHE JUST LANDED NECKFIRST ONTO THE RINGSIDE AREA AND INTO THE GLASS PILE OF SHARDS!
James Peters: HOW IS SIENNA JADE EVEN ABLE TO LIVE FROM THAT IS BEYOND ME BUT CONSTANCE IS QUICKLY ROLLING OUT OF THE RING AND GRABBING HER AND ROLLING INTO THE RING! SHE’S WAITING FOR SIENNA TO GET UP AS I DON’T THINK SHE’S DONE WITH HER! SIENNA IS UP!
Rich Russillo: THE ABOLISHMENT! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF SIENNA SENDING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND BY CONSTANCE! SHE’S QUICKLY ROLLING SIENNA OVER AND HOOKING HER LEG AND GOING FOR THE PIN! WE MIGHT JUST BE SEEING A NEW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION RIGHT HERE, COULD THIS BE IT?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
…
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James Peters: SIENNA POWERS OUT!
Persephone: FUCK!
Rich Russillo: HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?! SIENNA MANAGING TO POWER OUT AT THE LAST SECOND AS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON CONSTANCE’S FACE AS SHE LOOKS AROUND COMPLETELY UNKNOWING OF WHAT JUST HAPPENED! I DON’T KNOW HOW SIENNA WAS ABLE TO SURVIVE THAT! CONSTANCE THREW HER NECK FIRST INTO GLASS AND HIT HER FINISHER YET SHE STILL MANAGED TO POWER OUT!
James Peters: THAT JUST SHOWS THE DETERMINATION THAT THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION HAS TO WIN THIS MATCHUP! IT’S REAL! Constance is clearly not happy as it’s clear both of them are beginning to slowly resort to desperation at this point over the other! Constance falling into the corner as I think she’s looking to go for another finisher, SIENNA IS UP! CONSTANCE RUNNING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH THE ABOLISHMENT!
Rich Russillo: BUT SIENNA MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER AND GRAB THE LEG OF CONSTANCE BRINGING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! SIENNA HAS A ANKLE LOCK LOCKED IN AS SHE’S USING THE GLASS ON HER HANDS TO CLAW INTO THE LEG OF CONSTANCE BLEVINS! CONSTANCE SCREAMING IN PAIN AS IT’S CLEAR SHE’S LOCKED THIS IN TO WEAKEN HER STANCE IN THIS MATCH EVEN MORE!
James Peters: CONSTANCE IS TRYING TO CLAW AWAY BUT IT SEEMS SIENNA HAS ALREADY FLIPPED HER LEG OVER ROLLING HER OVER TO A KNEELING POSITION AS SHE RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK! SIENNA GOING FOR A KICK- BUT CONSTANCE DUCKS UNDER AS SHE TRIES TO PUSH SIENNA AWAY! BUT SIENNA KEEPING AHOLD OF THE ARM BEFORE CONSTANCE CAN DO SO AS SHE TURNS HER AROUND! WITCHES HAMMER-
Rich Russillo: BUT CONSTANCE MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THE RIPCORD ROLLING ELBOW! CONSTANCE PULLING SIENNA IN AND SENDING A KNEE RIGHT INTO HER GUT BEFORE SENDING HER INTO A IRISH WHIP TO THE CORNER! SIENNA FALLING INTO THE CORNER AS CONSTANCE RUNS FORWARD AT SIENNA, SHINING LIGHT-
James Peters: BUT SIENNA MANAGES TO PULL THE ROPES AND ROLL OUT OF THE WAY OF THE SHINING WIZARD TO THE CORNER! SIENNA GRABBING CONSTANCE, SCHOOL BOY! BUT CONSTANCE QUICKLY PUSHES AWAY! BUT THIS LEAVES HER OPEN! RDG-
RIch Russillo: BUT CONSTANCE MANAGES TO REVERSE OUT OF THE BRIDGING FISHERMAN SUPLEX BEFORE IT CAN CONNECT! CONSTANCE RETREATING AWAY ON A KNEE, BUT SIENNA KICKING HER RIGHT IN THE JAW SENDING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!
James Peters: Constance is still trying to pull herself up to her feet using the ropes to do so as she quickly makes her way over as Sienna is up! SIENNA REELING BACK AND GOING FOR A HEADBUTT- BUT CONSTANCE BLOCKS THE ATTACK WITH HER FOREARM FORCING SIENNA BACKWARDS! Sienna stumbling backwards as Constance seems unaffected! CONSTANCE WITH A CHOP BLOCK! SIENNA FALLING DOWN TO ALL FOURS AS CONSTANCE IS IN THE CORNER! CONSTANCE RUNNING FORWARD!
Rich Russillo: BYE! BYE! DIE! THE PENALTY KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF SIENNA TAKES HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! BUT IT LOOKS LIKE CONSTANCE ISN’T DONE AS SHE’S QUICKLY MAKING HER WAY TO THE CORNER! SIENNA IS BEGINNING TO GET UP TO HER FEET AS CONSTANCE IS QUICKLY MAKING HER WAY OVER TO SIENNA! THIS MIGHT JUST DAMN BE THE FINISH OF THIS MATCHUP! NO! NO! THE FINAL EXPIRATION-
James Peters: NO! WHY IS CONSTANCE KEEPING HER UP! SIENNA HAS HER EYE! SIENNA IS JUST TEARING AWAY AT THE EYE OF CONSTANCE RAKING IT AT EVERY CHANCE THAT SHE GETS! SHE’S CLAWING HER BLOODY FINGERS RIGHT INTO THE EYE OF CONSTANCE AS I DON’T THINK SHE’S LOOKING TO STOP! CONSTANCE IS BEING FORCED DOWN TO THE GROUND AS SIENNA IS JUST CONTINUING TO PUSH IN TO THE EYESOCKET OF CONSTANCE BLEVINS! NO! NO!
POP!
Persephone: EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! NO! NO! WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK!
Rich Russillo: I THINK CONSTANCE’S EYE HAS POPPED AS SIENNA IS SATISFIED AND MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! HOLY FUCK! CONSTANCE SHIELDING HER EYE IN PAIN AS WHO KNOWS HOW MUCH DAMAGE THAT WOULD’VE DONE ALONG WITH THE GLASS SHARDS ON BOTH OF THEIR HANDS! SIENNA QUICKLY GRABBING CONSTANCE AND BRINGING HER UP TO HER FEET AS SHE ISN’T DONE!
James Peters: RDJ! BRIDGING FISHERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS ONTO CONSTANCE KNOCKING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! SIENNA HOOKING THE LEG AND GOING FOR THE PIN! DON’T TELL ME SHE’S GOING TO KICK OUT AGAIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Unfuckwithable’ plays up once more as Sienna Jade collapses down to the ground to the side of Constance Blevins. Constance is seen clutching her eye as Sienna can’t even bring herself to get up to her feet. Before long she rolls over to the ropes and slowly grabs it as she begins to pull herself up to her feet very slowly. She leans against the ropes as she can’t seem to move without help as the Ref hands her the National Elite Championship. She raises the National Elite Championship only able to give a light smirk through the crimson mask that she’s wearing as she celebrates her victory)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… and STILL… THE EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION… SIENNA JADE!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: I am… shocked. In no way did I expect this match to go the way it did. Constance was so close to getting the win and was about to finish it off before Sienna went to resort to desperate tactics in order to win. She completely injured the eye of Constance Blevins for sure and it was easy pickings from there.
James Peters: We can’t take away the craftiness in any sort of way in this. To be fair this is a Taipei Deathmatch, I see truly nothing wrong with it and when it came down to it she did what she had to do to keep the National Elite Championship. We hope that Constance Blevins is ok after that, and congratulations to Sienna Jade!
Persephone: …
(The last shot seen is Sienna being helped out of the ring as she turns her head in pain and manages to raise the National Elite Championship in the air giving a chuckle as she looks at the downed Constance Blevins who is being tended to by medical personnel as the camera fades out.)
(Bloodsport fades to the backstage area.)
(The camera cuts back to the backstage area as Ms. Extreme is getting ready for her match later on tonight. She’s stretching her leg on the bench and skipping a bit. She’s completely lost in her thought as she doesn’t realise a very special guest is about to enter the scene and interrupt her warmup)
???: Oh maaaaaaaah goodness! How the mighty have fallen!
(The camera zooms in on a perfectly manicured finger tapping the shoulder of Ms. Extreme. A “cough” can also be heard as the camera pans over to reveal who the intruder is. It’s none other than Kensingten Calhoun-Astor)
Ms. Extreme: What the hell do you want from me?
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Well, excuse me. That’s not an elegant way to greet someone, isn’t it? You should be more kind to people. Anyways, I was invited by Mr. Daniels himself. Just because my pretty face is a little less sponsored compared to yours, that doesn’t mean I am not signed to EAW. I am a Voltage Elitist just like you. Mr. Daniels thought it would be the perfect opportunity for me to re introduce myself to the EAW Universe! Hooray!
Ms. Extreme: Yeah… sure. I’m sure Captain Charisma is thrilled to have a self proclaimed racist like you on his show. I’m not exactly sure what is going on behind the scene, but my guess is that your uncle made a little phone call to get you back up from development after the ass kicking you got at Pain for Pride for the Specialists Championship.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Vintage Ms. Extreme right there, I love it. You latinas are all passion and intensity, no wonder a lot of men love your… style. I guess. Either way, you should know that sure, I might have lost at Pain for Pride but that was for the best! Indeed, I am now reborn as a brand new woman! That’s right! I am no longer the Kensingten Calhoun-Astor of the past, no ma’am! I am a brand new person! I love every single individual in God’s green Earth. Matter of fact, I have become a firm supporter of Freedom and Peace! Let’s not build walls! Let’s allow everyone to come to America! Let’s share the American Dream with everybody, there’s no fun in keeping it all for ourselves. Remember! True happiness is found when one shares their fortunes! Let’s do the same!
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: America is a place for everyone. Heck, even someone like Ms. Extreme should be allowed to live and prosper in America! You know what we say in America though, right? Don’t throw stones if you live in a glass house! Well, dear Ms. Extreme, you shouldn’t make fun of my Pain for Pride shortcoming when you failed to win the Cash in the Vault briefcase! That’s right, Darcy May Morgan got the case. Not you. You talked a big game during the week leading up to Pain for Pride, but in the end you couldn’t get the job done just like I couldn’t get the job done.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Now thanks to you, not only Darcy May Morgan got the Cash in the Vault briefcase, but she will also most likely move on to become World Champion. She’s annoying enough as the briefcase holder, imagine her being a World Champion too. That will be utterly unbearable. Thank you, Ms. Extreme. Thank you sooooooo much. No wonder you are stuck in this throw away match against someone like Mr. Adam Lucas! Tut tut.
Ms. Extreme: Ha. You are funny. You haven’t changed. A bit. I can’t argue with the fact that Darcy May Morgan is a pain in the aass. I’m pretty sure everyone will agree on that. I will say this though…
(Ms. Extreme gets closer to Kensingten)
Ms. Extreme: Get the fuck out of my locker room.
(Kensingten Calhoun-Astor glares at her with a confused expression at first, but then she simply bursts out laughing)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: I thought Mr. Lucas wasn’t a threat to her majesty, Ms. Extreme. But here you are, all stressed out, with all your fancy warm up and concentration ritual, or whatever. What’s the matter? Are you afraid you are going to lose this match?
Ms. Extreme: Huh? You gotta be kidding me. I am going to literally MURDER Adam Lucas on Live TV here tonight. Don’t get me wrong. I will go out there and remind the whole world that no one should fuck with Ms. Extreme…
(A maniacal laughter is heard behind the two. Both Ms. Extreme and Kensingten frantically look around themselves trying to find out where this satanic laughter came from. It doesn’t take them much to find out though that the laughter came from Kasey Kaos)
(Kasey Kaos stares a hole in both of the two Elitists and then blows Kensingten a virtual kiss. Kensingten is not impressed at all though, as she looks away with a disgusted look on her face)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Yeah, look. I have better things to do than interact with Ms. mental asylum here. Bye bye, Ms. Extreme. Good luck for your match tonight. Of course I will be rooting for Mr. Lucas much like the rest of the world. Who in their right mind would cheer for such an uneducated and rude woman? Urgh. I do hope our paths will cross again in the future. I cannot wait to put you in your place once and for all. Ta ta for now!
(Kensingten turns around and walks away without paying too much attention to Kasey Kaos)
Ms. Extreme: What the fuck is your problem?
Kasey Kaos: Nothing. We just wanted to give a closer look to our next target. See, the match we have to compete in tonight is a literal waste of time. We do not belong with those curtain jerking losers. We belong with the Main Eventer. We belong with the Ms. Extremes of Voltage. We will show you why really soon…
(Kasey Kaos reaches for the hair of Ms. Extreme and delicately touches them…
…but that triggers a reaction by Ms. Extreme who instead punches Kasey Kaos right on the nose. Kasey blocks at the very last moment and the two exchange a very awkward look at each other. Kasey Kaos takes Ms. Extreme’s hand and brushes a kiss across her knuckles and then she walks away.)
(For once in her life, Ms. Extreme is a little shocked and Bloodsport fades into a commercial break.)
(A commercial is shown showcasing meat grinders for sale, totally not related to Bloodsport in any sort of way :eyes:)
(Bloodsport returns and showcases the next match graphic.)
(The camera pans over to the ring and lingers on the squared circle which is surrounded by Light Tubes. They are placed in a vertical position one against each other and scattered all over the ropes to create some sort of cage made of tubes. There is only one tiny section of the ropes which is not covered in tubes and that will be used by the athletes to enter the ring. Light Tubes are also stashed in trash cans scattered all around the ringside area)
Rich Russillo: The time has come. 300 Light Tubes have been positioned all over the ring. SOSA Henderson, Candice Blair and Ahren Fournier are about to get extreme.
(Faneto by Chief Keef plays us as SOSA Henderson shows up on stage sporting a bulletproof vest and a pair of black sunglasses. He glares at the crowd as they strongly react to his entrance, he then proceeds down the ramp and towards the squared circle)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is a 300 Light Tubes Triple Threat match set for one fall… Introducing first from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 191 pounds…. SOSA HENDERSOOOOOONNNNNNN!
James Peters: Bulletproof indeed! SOSA Henderson is here tonight to make a statement. He hasn’t come to a Voltage to make friends, no. He wants to climb the ranks and get to the sweet spot he belongs to and that is the very top of the Voltage food chain.
Persephone: This guy belongs in a fucking jail cell. Who in the world would come out with a bulletproof vest… no actually, who the fuck would even own one? Only criminals do. He should be jailed right here right now so we won’t have to get this match in the way of Rex vs Myles.
(SOSA stops for a moment to glare at the Light Tubes that are surrounding the ring. He then makes his way inside of it as the referee helps him out.)
(Faneto fades out and is replaced by Starboy by the Weeknd. The GOAT Ahren Fournier shows up on stage with a look of determination in his eyes. He smiles at the sight of the Light Tubes scattered all over the ringside area as he walks down the ramp)
James Peters: Let’s forget about the PETA shenanigans for a moment and let’s just focus on the GOAT, Ahren Fournier here. He loves Hardcore matches, he is right in his element here tonight in this 300 Light Tubes match. Now add the fact that Jennipurr got involved in the rivalry and that made things personal… you see for yourself why Ahren is so dangerous heading into this match!
Rich Russillo: No doubt about it. Ahren Fournier said this match is nothing but a waste of time and it might very well be for him, but I think he sees this as an opportunity to make a statement and remind the world why he is Championship material.
(Ahren Fournier delicately runs his finger over one of the light tubes before entering the ring as his tune fades out. Diva by Beyoncé plays up as Candice Blair shows up on stage)
Rich Russillo: Candice Blair has a chip on her shoulder. She is out her tonight to show the world that she can be just as iconic as her sisters. Being related to the Avas certainly isn’t easy but that’s not going to stop her. Quite the contrary actually, it’s motivating her to bring out the very best from her and tonight at Bloodsport we are going to see if she can live up to her hype.
Persephone: Frankly I will never understand why this hoe is so obsessed with being recognized as the undisputed face of Voltage. Voltage already has its face and the name is Sexy Rexy McAllister. He is the World Champion for a reason, he is the hottest and the greatest athlete on the roster today.
(Candice Blair smirks are the fans in the front row as she hops on the apron. She walks inside the ring through a very tight gap in the wall made of Light Tubes as the referee looks on)
James Peters: The Ref has now closed the makeshift entrance to the ring by placing three Light Tubes to cover up that section of the ropes. Now the whole ring is surrounded by Light Tubes and we are ready to go!
(DING DING DING)
Rich Russillo: The match starts off with SOSA Henderson and Ahren Fournier going face to face in the middle of the ring. The build up to this match has been riddled with harsh words and accusations, the tension is high tonight!
SOSA Henderson (Off Mic): You are pussy just like Jennipurr
Ahren Fournier (Off Mic): The fuck did you just say about Jennipurr?
Rich Russillo: These two cannot wait to get their hands on each other and… WAIT, CANDICE BLAIR JUST SHOVED AHREN FOURNIER INTO SOSA HENDERSON! SOSA HENDERSON STUMBLES BACK AND FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE AREA, CRASHING THROUGH THE LIGHT TUBES MEANWHILE CANDICE BLAIR TRIES TO ROLL UP AHREN FOURNIER OFF THE DISTRACTION! WILL SHE STEAL ONE HERE….
ONEEE
TWOOOO
James Peters: Ahren Fournier kicks out with ease! And…
Persephone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(The camera pans over to Persephone as she is covering her eye. She’s visibly in pain)
Persephone: ONE OF THOSE GLASS SHARDS GOT INSIDE MY EYE! I CAN’T SEE SHIT! SEND THE MEDIC DOWN HERE! AAAAAAAAAAA
James Peters: Well… That’s what this match is all about, it ain’t safe even for the commentators apparently. SOSA Henderson was sent crashing through the light tubes wall and of those shards was sent all the way to the commentary table! Ouch!
(The camera pans over to the ramp as EMTs are rushing down and tending to Persephone)
James Peters: But back to the action, as soon as Ahren gets back to his feet he gets caught by a high kick to the back of the head, courtesy of Candice Blair! Ahren Fournier falls down to the canvas hard, still stunned, while Candice is blowing him a kiss! This is a triple threat match and we just got a taste of how unpredictable and all over the place this is going to be!
Rich Russillo: And the best part is that we haven’t seen the Light Tubes actively being used yet! Imagine when those weapons will be added to the mix! It will be pure chaos! SOSA Henderson is favoring his neck on the outside area, apparently he landed awkwardly and can’t get back to his feet right away. Meanwhile inside the squared circle the action isn’t stopping! Candice Blair is waiting for Ahren Fournier to get up! The GOAT stumbles all the way to the corner but Blair is right on top of the action. She gets a firm hold of his wrist and sends him flying to the opposite side of the ring with a vicious Irish Whip! Ouch! Talk about whiplash! Candice Blair charged in for the follow up…. BUT AHREN FOURNIER TAKES HER HEAD OFF WITH A REBOUND CLOTHESLINE THAT ALMOST KNOCKS HER OUT COLD! SHE DID NOT SEE THAT COMING FOR SURE!
James Peters: Ahren Fournier closes in on Candice Blair as she stumbles back to her feet, he wraps his arms around her waist and goes for a Belly to Belly Suplex, but Candice is quick enough to counter with a huge double slap to Ahren’s head! She just smashed his head with both of her hands like a sandwich and she got him right on the ears! Ahren is stunned, Candice Blair tries to capitalize with a Roundhouse Kick…
CRAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
James Peters: WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!
James Peters: SOSA HENDERSON HAS JUST THROWN A LIGHT TUBE TO THE FACE OF CANDICE BLAIR! THE LIGHT TUBE HAS EXPLODED IN A MILLION FRAGMENTS AND CANDICE BLAIR HAS COLLAPSED TO THE CANVAS AS IF SHE WAS HIT BY A GUNSHOT! DAMN!
Rich Russillo: SOSA Henderson with that Ninja level of precision from outside of the ring, he nailed her right in the mush. Woah! He is not messing around and it looks like he has a light tube ready for Ahren Fournier as well! Ahren Fournier is still covering his ears after the hit he took a moment earlier, he doesn’t look like he knows where he is right now… SOSA might be trying to capitalize on the situation… SOSA goes right after Ahren Fournier, he tries to hit him with a light tube but Ahren ducks under at the very last millisecond and avoids disaster! SOSA misses widely and as he turns around… BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX BY AHREN FOURNIER! SOSA HENDERSON LANDS ON THE MAT BACK FIRST! IT COULD HAVE BEEN A LOT WORSE, BUT STILL THAT BELLY TO BELLY MUST HAVE HURT!
(The camera pans over the commentary table as Persephone is now surrounded by EMTs and medical personnel)
Persephone: MY PRECIOUS EYE… AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHHHH
James Peters: Candice Blair is back up to her feet and she is leaning against the corner, the only “safe” part of the ring as the rest of the ropes are literally made of light tubes! Ahren Fournier has no intention to let this up and he goes right after her but Candice catches him off guard with a stiff kick to the gut! Candice quickly gets up the top turnbuckle with a feline jump and she’s ready to follow up, BUT AHREN FOURNIER LAUNCHES HER TO THE OUTSIDE INSTEAD! WHAT A BRUTAL FALL FOR CANDICE BLAIR AS SHE GETS THROWN OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE! SHE AVOIDED THE IMPACT WITH THE LIGHT TUBES BUT THAT FALL STILL LOOKED BRUTAL! WILL SHE BE ABLE TO RECOVER?!
Rich Russillo: Ahren Fournier is laughing! He got her good and just like that the momentum of the match has shifted yet again! This time the GOAT is in control of the bout! Watch out! SOSA Henderson is back to his feet and he just hit Ahren Fournier with a Low Blow! Shades of what happened last week on Voltage! He just gave him a taste of Candice Blair’s medicine we could say! She hit him with a low blow back then and now it’s his turn!
James Peters: SOSA Henderson surely isn’t playing by the books here tonight, he just wants to get this match done and win it. SOSA now grabs Ahren and tries to send him towards the Light Tubes to the side of the ring… But Ahren Fournier plants his feet to the mat and resists! A couple of stiff shots with the elbow to the midsection of SOSA Henderson allows Ahren to break free! And now it’s payback time! Ahren goes right back on the attack with a hard kick to the chest of SOSA, followed up by yet another kick to the chest, Ahren goes for a third one, BUT SOSA HENDERSON CATCHES HIS LEG IN MID AIR AND THROWS HIM TO THE MAT WITH A DRAGON SCREW! AHREN FOURNIER IS IN TROUBLE HERE AS SOSA HENDERSON PICKS HIM BACK UP AND DRAGS HIM ALL THE WAY TO THE WHOLE IN THE LIGHT TUBES WALL… WHAT THE HELL IS HE THINKING?
Rich Russillo: As we can see, there’s a big hole in the middle of that side of the ring, that’s right where SOSA was launched to the outside at the very beginning of the contest. And now some of those light tubes have been broken in half but there are still fragments and glass shards! SOSA HENDERSON IS TRYING TO MAKE AHREN’S HEAD COLLIDE WITH THE REMAINING HALVES OF THOSE LIGHT TUBES! OH MY LORD, THIS IS HARD TO WATCH! AHREN FOURNIER IS FIGHTING BACK THOUGH, HE KNOWS THAT HE MIGHT VERY WELL LOSE AN EYE IF HE GETS IN CONTACT WITH THOSE SHARDS! OOF! A STIFF SHOT TO THE MIDSECTION OF SOSA HE DERSON FOURNIER LEAVES HIM STUNNED! SOSA STUMBLES BACK BUT AHREN IS STILL DOWN AND DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO THE LIGHT TUBES…. SOSA HENDERSON CHARGES IN!
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH
James Peters: AHREN FOURNIER JUST TRIPPED SOSA HENDERSON AND JUST LIKE THAT SOSA WENT CRASHING HEAD FIRST INTO THE LIGHT TUBES! AN EXPLOSION OF FRAGMENTS ALL OVER THE SIDE OF THE RING AS AHREN FOURNIER TURNED THINGS AROUND WITH A BRILLIANT COUNTER! TALK ABOUT RING AWARENESS! HE MIGHT HAVE KILLED SOSA HENDERSON RIGHT HERE!
Rich Russillo: SOSA Henderson thought he had Ahren Fournier dead to rights but instead he is the one gasping for air in the middle of the ring. I’m not sure he is alive! Ahren Fournier shakes off the pain and crawl into the cover, both legs are hooked…
ONEEEEEEEEEE
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(WHAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK)
Rich Russillo: CANDICE BLAIR JUST SMASHED A LIGHT TUBE ON THE BACK OF AHREN FOURNIER! SHE JUST BROKE UP THE COUNT IN ICONIC FASHION!
Rich Russillo: Hey what the hell? It looks like the Light Tube that she was wielding did not break! And it is purple too! Huh? Is Candice Blair using… a custom pink light tube?
James Peters: Not only it is custom made, but reinforced as well! That’s a very Candice Blair thing to do! I assume she got it from underneath the ring when she got thrown to the outside earlier on!
Rich Russillo: Well, it looks like that was a smart thing to do! Now Candice Blair has a virtually unbreakable weapon at her disposal and not only is it unbreakable, but I gotta say, it’s also very fashionable as well! I love that pink color, you know I might even buy a couple of those if they put them on sale over at EAWShop.com.
James Peters: No time for chit chat, Candice Blair is literally murdering Ahren Fournier in the middle of the ring with that custom Light Tube! A series of stiff shots to the back of Ahren who is desperately trying to deflect the shots but to no avail! Candice Blair is taking out weeks and weeks of frustration and I can’t help but wonder just how far are these three willing to go to prove a point here tonight!
Candice Blair (Off Mic): I AM THE FACE OF VOLTAGE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A WASTE OF ROSTER SPACE!
Rich Russillo: I think Ahren Fournier is too out of it to truly formulate an answer but still, I think it’s safe to say Candice Blair just got her point across just fine! Candice Blair now picks up Ahren Fournier but he is completely out of it! She keeps trash talking him over and over again. Ouch, a straight slap across the face of the GOAT! I could hear that from over here, damn!
Candice Blair (Off Mic): AFTER I AM DONE WITH YOU TWO IDIOTS I WILL MOVE ON TO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS! I AM CHAMPIONSHIP MATERIAL AND…
…
Rich Russillo: SOSA HENDERSON JUST LAUNCHED HIMSELF AND HIT CANDICE BLAIR WITH HIS SIGNATURE SPEAR WHILE SHE WAS DISTRACTED! SOSA AND CANDICE SMASH THROUGH THE WALL OF LIGHT TUBES AS THEY LAND ON THE OUTSIDE! OH. MY. GOD. SOSA HENDERSON JUST SPEARED HIMSELF THROUGH THE LIGHT TUBES AND HE BROUGHT CANDICE BLAIR TO HELL ALONGSIDE HIM! THEIR BODIES ARE NOW LYING UNCONSCIOUS ON THE OUTSIDE IN A PUDDLE MADE OF GLASS SHARDS AND FRAGMENTS OF THE LIGHT TUBES! WHAT THE HELL DID WE JUST WITNESS….
James Peters: That’s what SOSA Henderson is all about, that dude simply doesn’t care about nothing. He almost killed himself just to hurt Candice Blair and we could say he succeeded in that attempt, although I’m afraid the one who truly got the most out of that exchange was indeed Ahren Fournier who is now realizing that both of his opponents have been taken out!
Rich Russillo: There is now another whole in the wall of light tubes, this time around it’s on the opposite side of the squared circle from the previous one. SOSA Henderson is still completely out of it and so is Candice Blair. Ahren Fournier is now crawling to the outside thanks to the hole that was formed by that insane spear. Ahren Fournier gets to the ringside area and he wastes no time going under the ring and looking for weapons! He finds…
Rich Russillo: Two steel chairs? Hey that’s not fair. This is supposed to be a Light a Tubes match, not a steel chair match! What the hell! Doesn’t matter, Logic has been thrown out of the window the moment this show started, its Voltage after all. What am I even on about here? Ahren Fournier has set up the two steel chair right at the bottom of the ramp, the two chairs are facing each other. What does he have in mind here? Oh no, he is going for the trash cans scattered around the ringside area. They are packed to the brim with Light Tubes and that’s exactly what Ahren was looking for. He gets a hold of roughly ten Light Tubes, that’s as many of them as he could carry. He is now going back to the chairs and he is setting up those tubes in an horizontal position, forming a bridge of some sort with the Light Tubes. Oh man, I do not like the looks of this…
James Peters: Ahren Fournier surely has evil intentions in his eyes, that impromptu table made of Light Tubes surely isn’t built to last, instead it looks built to send either Candice or SOSA through it. Ahren Fournier picks Candice back up and he drags her all the way to the makeshift table. Candice is out cold, she doesn’t even know where she is right now…
Ahren Fournier (Off mic): I am the GOAT… never forget it.
Ahren Fournier (Off Mic): Oh, and my talk show is better than yours.
James Peters: Oh no, Ahren Fournier has just placed the head of Candice Blair on top of the bridge made of Light Tubes. He has now taken the steel steps and placed them right next to that impromptu construction he has just made. Ahren Fournier is taking some seconds to soak in the crowd reaction. Candice is completely out of it… OH NO, HE WANTS TO HIT HER WITH THE CURB STOMP! IF AHREN FOURNIER HITS THIS MOVE CANDICE BLAIR MIGHT LEGITIMATELY DIE ON SCREEN! AHREN FOURNIER LEAPS IN THE AIR FOR THE STORYBOOK ENDING ON THE LIGHT TUBES…..
Rich Russillo: STOLE YO BITCH BY SOSA HENDERSON! SOSA HENDERSON JUST STOLE AHREN’S BITCH IN MID AIR AND HE JUST SENT HIM CRASHING THROUGH THE LIGHT TUBES AS CANDICE BLAIR ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY AT THE VERY LAST MILLISECOND! SOSA HENDERSON WITH THE CUTTER OUT OF NOWHERE JUST KILLED AHREN FOURNIER! CANDICE BLAIR LIVES TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY, SOSA GOT PROBABLY THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE MATCH AND AHREN FOURNIER… WELL HE IS DEAD!
Persephone: I AM BLIND I CANNOT SEE ANYTHING WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
James Peters: Man…
James Peters: … what a match so far! The three competitors have taken approximately the same amount of damage and neither one of them can truly capitalize right now. Ahren Fournier spent all this time setting up that impromptu Light Tubes table but in true pro wrestling fashion he was the one who got sent right through it in the end! Now Candice Blair is in the driver’s seat, she rushes to the garbage can and draws… yet another one of those damn pink Light Tubes! No, Wait… she got two tubes this time around! Candice Blair is dual wielding two pink indestructible Light Tubes… Man, this match is about to get to the next level.
Rich Russillo: SOSA Henderson is back to his knees… he felt the impact from the Steal Yo Bitch just as much as Ahren did. Glass shards are still scattered throughout his back region as we can see from the cameras. Candice Blair closes in on him much like a ninja going for the mercy kill, the dual Light Tubes are ready to put SOSA Henderson to sleep…
SOSA Henderson (Off Mic): Look… Shawty… Shawty… Hol’ up one sec…
James Peters: What the hell is going on here? Is SOSA Henderson begging Candice to stop? Man, I wasn’t expecting this from SOSA! He is not the begging type! Something is fishy here!
SOSA Henderson (Off Mic): When… When I said all those nasty things about you… I didn’t mean it… I’m sorry… You are actually fine… You do NOT belong in the streets…
James Peters: I think Candice Blair is well aware of what is going on here but she’s laughing, she’s enjoying the scene of SOSA Henderson pathetically trying to get himself some time before the inevitable happens…. HEY WHAT THE HELL? SOSA HENDERSON HAS JUST THROWN THE DUST AND HE FRAGMENTS IN THE FACE OF CANDICE BLAIR WHILE SHE HAD HER GUARD DOWN! CANDICE BLAIR HAS BEEN BLINDED BY THE SHARDS SCATTERED AROUND THE RINGSIDE AREA! SHE IS STUNNED, SOSA IS BACK TO HIS FEET AND HE LAUNCHES HER RIGHT BACK INSIDE THE RING, RIGHT THROUGH THE HOLE THAT WAS FORMED BY HIS SPEAR… CANDICE BLAIR CANNOT SEE, SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHERE SHE IS… STEAL YO BITCH BY SOSA HENDERSON! CANDICE IS DONE FOR, SHE COULDN’T SEE IT COMING! SOSA HENDERSON WITH THE COVER…
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THREEEEEEEEEEEE—————
Rich Russillo: AND AHREN FOURNIER BREAKS IT UP AT THE VERY LAST MILLISECOND! HE JUST SMACKED SOSA IN THE HEAD WITH ONE OF CANDICE’S TUBES! HEY THAT IS NOT FAIR, THOSE TUBES ARE CUSTOM MADE, ONLY CANDICE BLAIR IS ALLOWED TO USE THEM, WHAT THE HELL!
James Peters: HEY ANYTHING GOES IN THIS TYPE OF MATCHES, YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW! AHREN FOURNIER CERTAINLY DOES NOT CARE ABOUT THE OWNERSHIP OF THOSE DAMNED LIGHT TUBES, HE JUST WANTS TO SMASH THEM IN THE HEAD OF SOSA HENDERSON AND THAT IS SOMETHING I CAN GET BEHIND.
Rich Russillo: Phew… We can finally catch our breath but… Hey where the hell is he going now? Ahren Fournier leaves the ring yet again and this time he is going weapon shopping underneath it, he might be looking for yet another tool of destruction! Ahren Fournier with evil intentions in his eyes, what in the world is he going to find down there…
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Rich Russillo:.. Duct Tape?!
James Peters: Yes, apparently Ahren Fournier just pulled out some duck tape form underneath the squared circle and he looks pretty happy about it. Now I’m not sure what he has in mind but he got a hold of those two indestructible pink Light Tubes that Candice Blair was dual wielding earlier. Ahren Fournier gets back inside the ring and… OH NO, HE IS USING THE DUCT TAPE TO ATTACH THOSE PINK LIGHT TUBES TO HIS RIGHT ARM! AHREN FOURNIER JUST TAPED FOUR INDESTRUCTIBLE PINK LIGHT TUBES AROUND HIS RIGHT ARM, HE HAS BECOME IRON MAN! WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE WE SEEING! WHAT DOES THE GOAT HAVE IN MIND!
Rich Russillo: Ahren Fournier with the Light Tubes strapped to his arm… He is stalking Candice Blair as she is about to get up. His arm is extended… No, way, please… Don’t do this Ahren! AHREN FOURNIER CHARGES IN FOR A CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL WITH THE REINFORCED ARM! CANDICE JUST GOT UP TO HER FEET, SHE IS IN PERFECT POSITION FOR THIS ULTRA PROTECT YA NECK….
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Rich Russillo: … CANDICE BLAIR DUCKED UNDER!
Rich Russillo: AHREN FOURNIER JUST HIT SOSA HENDERSON INSTEAD OF CANDICE BLAIR WITH THE REINFORCED ARM AND HE JUST KILLED HIM OFF THAT SUPER PROTECT YA NECK! THE INDESTRUCTIBLE LIGHT TUBES, THE DUCT TAPE AND THE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL APPEARED TO BE A LETHAL MIX FOR SOSA HENDERSON WHO JUST GOT TURNED INSIDE OUT BY THAT MASSIVE HIT!
James Peters: Candice Blair is up to her feet and she glares at Ahren Fournier as he turns around to face her. He extends the reinforced arm and glares back at her with a vicious smile
Candice Blair (Off Mic): Get the fuck outta here with that Iron Man shit :mjlol:
James Peters: Candice Blair just picked up the indestructible pink light tube that was used to break up the pin earlier… AHREN FOURNIER DOESN’T WASTE ANY TIME AND HE RUSHES IN FOR ANOTHER PROTECT YA NECK WITH THE REINFORCED ARM BUT THIS TIME AROUND CANDICE BLAIR JUST NEUTRALIZED HIM USING THAT LIGHT TUBE TO PARRY THE HIT! CANDICE BLAIR JUST TURNED INTO A SAMURAI WITH HER CUSTOM LIGHT TUBES AND THAT WAS ENOUGH TO STUN AHREN MOMENTARILY! CANDICE BLAIR SEES AN OPENING AND SHE GOES FOR IT ALL…. BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE BY CANDICE BLAIR! AHREN FOURNIER COLLAPSES TO THE MAT, HE IS DONE FOR, HE IS DEAD… THE REFEREE GOES FOR THE COUNT…
ONEEEEEEEEEEE
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Rich Russillo: AND A KICK OUT BY AHREN FOURNIER! WOAH! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!!!!
James Peters: Frankly no, I wouldn’t believe it but that’s Voltage for you, here logic does not exist. Candice Blair just got up and she is removing the duct tape from the arm of Ahren Fournier. That’s a wise move there, she is taking the iron suit of Ahiron Man…
James Peters: Get it? Ah-Iron instead of Ahren…
Rich Russillo: …
Rich Russillo: Anyways, Candice Blair got her custom Light Tubes back and now there are roughly eight of them scattered throughout the squared circle. That’s definitely a dangerous look but hey, these three have survived virtually everything so far… I wonder what else these three Elitists are going to put each other through? I can’t imagine what!
James Peters: Candice Blair is still in control of the bout though, she has to keep control. SOSA was killed off that super Protect Ya Neck, but Ahren Fournier is still alive and well. Candice Blair is now stalking Ahren and waiting for him to get back to his feet, he’s almost up but Blair is right there… CANDICE GOES FOR THE CANDY DESTROYER….
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James Peters: NO WAY, AHREN FOURNIER JUST PUSHED HER AWAY IN A BACK BODY DROP AND JUST LIKE THAT SHE HAS BEEN SENT FLYING AGAINST THE LIGHT TUBES WALL! AN EXPLOSION OF FRAGMENTS ECHOES THROUGHOUT THE ARENA AS CANDICE BLAIR GOT CAUGHT OFF GUARD… STORYBOOK ENDING! HE GOT HER, THIS TIME AROUND AHREN FOURNIER SMASHED HER HEAD TO THE MAT WITH HIS CURB STOMP, THE COVER! BOTH LEGS ARE HOOKED, THE REFEREE SLIDES IN…
ONEEEEEEEE
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Rich Russillo: SOSA HENDERSON BREAKS IT UP! I THOUGHT THAT WAS THREE, ARE WE SURE HE GOT IT ON TIME? THAT WAS WAY TOO CLOSE!
James Peters: Ahren Fournier is right back to his feet though, SOSA is still out cold, he just barely managed to break up the pin and keep the match going but he is nowhere near being able to get back control of the match. Ahren Fournier notices this might be his moment and he is going for the kill… AHREN FOURNIER WITH ANOTHER CURB STOMP TO SOSA… NO WAY, SOSA HENDERSON JUST GOT OUT OF THE WAY AT THE VERY LAST MILLISECOND! SOSA JUST GOT A HOLD OF ONE OF THE PINK LIGHT TUBES AND HE JUST SMACKED HIM IN THE HEAD WITH IT! SOSA HENDERSON CATCHES HIM AND DROPS HIM BACK FIRST TO THE CANVAS THEN FLIPS HIM OVER… SHARPSHOOTER! THE SHARPSHOOTER BY SOSA HENDERSON IS LOCKED IN TIGHT, HE MIGHT HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP OUT HERE…..
Rich Russillo: AHREN FOURNIER IS FIGHTING WITH ALL HE HAS LEFT IN HIS BODY, BUT THE SHARPSHOOTER IS LOCKED IN! HE IS TRYING TO REACH FOR ONE OF THE LIGHT TUBES SCATTERED ALL OVER THE MAT, HE IS JUST FINGERTIPS AWAY FROM GRABBING ONE OF THEM…. BUT SOSA HENDERSON DRAGS RIGHT BACK TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! AHREN FOURNIER IS ABOUT TO REACH HIS BREAKING POINT, DESPERATION IS STARTING TO SHOW AS THE REFEREE ASKS HIM IF HE WANTS TO TAP…..
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Rich Russillo: CANDICE BLAIR WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO SOSA HENDERSON! SHE JUST KILLED HIM WITH THAT KNEE STRIKE JUST A FEW MOMENTS BEFORE HE COULD GET A SUBMISSION OUT OF AHREN FOURNIER. NOW CANDICE BLAIR HAS THE UPPER HAND YET AGAIN, SHE HAS TO SETTLE THE SCORE ONCE AND FOR ALL… CANDICE BLAIR GOES FOR THE CANDY DESTROYER… NO, SOSA REVERSED IT! HE FLIPS OVER AND GOES FOR A SUPERKICK BUT CANDICE DUCKS UNDER… SUPERKICK AGAIN BY SOSA HENDERSON, THIS TIME HE CONNECT! SOSA COLLAPSES TO THE MAT AND PUTS ONE ARM OVER CANDICE FOR A DESPERATE PIN ATTEMPT…
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Rich Russillo: CANDICE GETS HER SHOULDER UP! CANDICE BLAIR SURVIVES THE SUPERKICK, SOMEHOW SOME WAY! WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE TO END THIS MATCH! SOSA HENDERSON IS DONE, HE HAS NO MORE TIME TO WASTE. HE IS DETACHING ALL THE LIGHT TUBES HE CAN GET FROM THE SIDE OF THE RING AND HE IS PILING THEM UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING… ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR LIGHT TUBES, I HAVE LOST COUNT, HE IS THROWING THEM ALL IN A PILE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SQUARED CIRCLE…. WHAT DOES THIS MAN HAVE IN MIND NOW… I DON’T WANT TO KNOW! I AM SCARED!
(The camera pans over to the center of the ring where SOSA has piled up all the tubes)
Rich Russillo: SOSA Henderson is now picking up Candice Blair… Oh, he might be thinking Steal Yo Bitch on top of the pile of tubes! That would end her career! Don’t do it SOSA! NOOOO!
James Peters: SOSA GOES FOR THE STEAL YO BITCH ON THE PILE OF TUBES….
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James Peters: CANDICE BLAIR DROPS DOWN TO HER KNEES INSTEAD, SOSA HENDERSON IS STILL ON HIS FEET, SHE GOES FOR A LOW BLOW! LOW BLOW TO SOSA HENDERSON WHO IS STUNNED AND IN PERFECT POSITION… CANDY DESTROYEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR! CANDICE BLAIR JUST KILLED SOSA WITH A CANADIAN DESTROYER ON TOP OF THE PILE OF LIGHT TUBES! FRAGMENTS AND SHARDS ARE SCATTERED EVERYWHERE, SOSA MIGHT BE DEAD FOR REAL NOW, COVER HIM! CANDICE HAS THE MATCH WON!
James Peters: NO INSTEAD CANDICE BLAIR GOES FOR THE CANDY LOCK! CANDY LOCK ON SOSA HENDERSON LOCKED IN TIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! SOSA IS COMPLETELY OUT COLD! SHE HAS HIM RIGHT WHERE SHE WANTS HIM, THE REFEREE CHECKS IN ON SOSA HENDERSON BUT HE MIGHT HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP OUT HERE, HE MIGHT VERY WELL COLLAPSE FOR THE PAIN… AND SOSA HENDERSON LIFTS HIS ARM UP…. HIS PALM IS OPEN AND TREMBLING….
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Rich Russillo: AHREN FOURNIER JUST GOT BACK IN THE MIX AND HE HAS FLIPPED BOTH OF THEM OVER! NOW CANDICE BLAIR IS IN A PRONE POSITION WHILE SOSA HENDERSON IS IN A SUPINE POSITION! THE REVERSE LEG LOCK IS STILL LOCKED IN BUT THE TWO ATHLETES GOT FLIPPED OVER!
Rich Russillo: AHREN FOURNIER COVERS SOSA HENDERSON! HOS SHOULDERS ARE ON THE MAT BUT HIS LEGS ARE STILL TANGLED WITH CANDICE’S LEGS…
Rich Russillom: AND CANDICE IS TANGLED UP JUST AS MUCH AS HE IS! SHE CANNOT GET OUT AND SHE CAN’T DO ANYTHING TO BREAK UP THE PIN THAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT BEHIND HER BACK!
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(DING DING DING)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner…. AHREN FOURNIER!!!
(Starboy by The Weeknd plays up as Ahren Fournier slowly gets back up to his feet)
Rich Russillo: What a finishing sequence that was! The Candy Lock was locked in and SOSA had no choice but to tap out…. Instead of breaking it up, Ahren used the move to his advantage, he flipped the two over and then covered up SOSA while he was still tangled with Candice and couldn’t physically kick out.
James Peters: That’s veteran instinct right there. Ahren Fournier has shown the world why he is a true GOAT. The World Championship scene might be a concrete reality in the near future for him. But what a performance by Candice Blair, she literally had the whole match won! SOSA was about to tap out and…
(The camera pans over to Persephone as the EMTs are leaving the area)
James Peters: Are you alright?
Persephone: YES! Yes, I am. Phew! Imagine going blind just a mere hour before watching my Sexy Rexy compete tonight. That would’ve been a tragedy, a modern day tragedy!
(Bloodsport fades to a commercial break.)
(A commercial is shown for the Dynasty roster circled around one another and insulting Mason Massacre for his weight 😞)
(After the commercial ends, the next match graphic flashes across the screen.)
(Video package begins to air for Rex vs Myles.)
(The package opens to the closing moments of the 2020 Grand Rampage match, where Rex McAllister eliminated Cage and finally won the Grand Rampage match. Rex was one step closer on his journey to the top of the Voltage kingdom.)
(The package fast forwards and then cuts to a black screen, all you can hear in the background is…….)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(The package then opens up to Pain for Pride this past June, and it sees Rex McAllister holding the EAW Championship up high.)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner….. AND THE NEWWWWWWW EAW WORLD CHAMPION….. REEEEEEXXXXXX MCAALLLLLLLLIIIISSTTTEERRRRR!!!!!!!!
(The package goes dark and all you see is Rex clutching the championship, finally overcoming heartbreak and defeating that demon that’s been haunting him for some time which was the Pain for Pride main event. Rex won the match against Andrea and put his name in the history books as a 3-time World Champion in EAW.)
(Rex would then welcome all challengers in a speech during his interview with his biggest fan, Persephone to open the season premiere of Voltage. Rex would then make a challenge for Bloodsport shortly afterwards.)
record scratch
(The video package rewinds back to the Grand Rampage match once again, where Myles returned at the seventeenth entrant, setting social media ablaze. He put on an impressive showing in the match and put the locker room on notice letting them know he was back and better than ever. The video package then cuts to different clips of Myles run on Showdown then up until Pain for Pride. Myles was never pinned or submitted once during his tenure since returning.)
(The video package then cuts back to the season premiere of Voltage, where Myles answered Rex’s open challenge for Bloodsport. Myles states he doesn’t care for the EAW Championship, but rather taking out the big fish in the pond, that is Rex McAllister. Taking down the guy Voltage places on the pedestal. It cuts to Rex and Myles spinning the wheel to decide their match, and it lands on “Sadistic Madness, a match where you must draw blood on your opponent before you can make the pinfall. It’s a stipulation that cracked a smile on the face of Myles, and meanwhile, Rex isn’t worried as he’s faced more challenging match types. Both stare at one another again as the package goes dark.)
(The Bloodsport theme song “Monsters” by Showdown plays, as clips of Myles and Rex’s matches with Malcolm Jones and TLA respectively start playing. The package starts going at rapid speed with the cuts of the clips. Both Rex and Myles are trying to send messages to the other in their matches. It also shows Myles picking up a victory against Korey Gaines to build momentum. As the clips continue, the voices of Rex and Myles in the background can be heard over the music.)
Myles(voice overlay): I know that there is nobody tougher than me and there’s definitely nobody more dangerous than me, and at Bloodsport I’m going to expose Rex for who he truly is, a greedy piece of shit just like everyone else on the roster.
(The package cuts to Myles knocking Rex out with a shot to the head with the EAW Championship several weeks back.)
Rex McAllister(voice overlay): I did not come this far just to be taken down by someone like yourself, and I refuse to let you walk out of Bloodsport with my EAW Championship. You can try and try as hard as you want, I promise you will not succeed.
(The video package cuts to Rex McAllister hitting the “Rex Effect” on Myles before looking down on him holding the EAW Championship up high.)
(The package cuts to darkness. Myles’ voice is heard.)
Myles(voice overlay): I already took one Championship from you, didn’t I? Who’s to say I can’t take another?
(The video package transitions to Operation: Doomsday, where Myles made his presence felt and interfered in the tag title match, and assisted the Grand Athletes to the HUGE upset win over Fire and Ice, causing Rex and Raven to lose the tag titles.)
(The video package switches back to darkness for a second, before seeing a shot looking up at Myles standing in an unknown dark location.)
Myles(voice overlay): Now, it’s up to me to rewrite my own history and overcome my own adversity. That starts by taking yet another worthless piece of garbage you for whatever reason hold very close to you, the EAW Championship.
(The video package cuts to Rex standing in an unknown location, staring at the EAW Championship on his shoulder.)
Rex McAllister(voice overlay): You got the better of me at Operation: Doomsday and cost us the Unified Tag Team Championships, but do you really have what it takes to get the job done when I’m staring you down, ready, willing, and able to utterly destroy you in order to teach you a lesson and keep what is MINE?
Narrator voice-over: Who walks out of Bloodsport, the top dog of Voltage, with the EAW World Championship?
(The video package concludes with Rex McAllister and Myles’ staredown they had on the season premiere.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is a SADISTIC MADNESS MATCH, AND IT IS FOR THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!
(The socially distanced crowd begins to cheer.)
Bella Braxton: The rules are as follows… In Sadistic Madness, a decision can not be made until you’ve drawn blood from your opponent. Only after the two competitors have drawn blood may pinfalls or submissions count. There are no disqualifications in this match, and the winner will be crowned the new EAW Champion!
(‘Enemy Strike’ by Yuki Hayashi hits, and the socially distanced crowd immediately begins booing as hard as they can. After a few seconds, Myles walks out to the stage. No very elaborate entrance, obviously not wanting to play up to the crowd at all knowing his relationship with them. Myles just begins making his way down the ramp, and he has a very confident smirk on his face, especially knowing what he did to Rex just one week ago.)
Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring…. From Melbourne, Australia… Weighing in at 227 pounds…. HE IS THE “MANIFEST”, MMYYYYYYLLLEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Tonight, either Myles is going to live up to his words, or this will be the worst night of his career. After what he’s done to Rex I don’t think there’s any in between. Just a week ago at Operation: Doomsday, Myles cost Fire and Ice the Unified Tag Team Championships, and he didn’t forget to brag about the fact on the final Voltage before tonight. As he said, he already took one title from Rex. Now he’s looking to take another.
Rich Russillo: Yeah, but he’s not trying to take the EAW Championship for his own benefit, he’s trying to take it solely so Rex doesn’t have it. Since this season started Myles has attacked Rex endlessly for his “materialistic need for gold”, and now he’s trying to take away everything Rex earned. Last week he took away one of them, now if he’s successful tonight, that’s it.
Persephone: Are you guys serious right now? Why are you all doubting Rexy? It’s REX! Rex has beaten so many people a thousand times better than Myles, and what is there to be worried about in Sadistic Madness anyway?
James Peters: A focused Myles without any rules holding him back. This might be the best we’ve ever seen this man, don’t count him out.
(‘Champion’ by Barnes Courtney then begins playing, causing all the boos in the performance center to shift into cheers. Rex McAllister begins making his way out to the stage, EAW Championship on his shoulder. He begins staring a hole into Myles as soon as he lays his eyes on him, and doesn’t waste much time at all walking down the ramp. It’s obvious that Rex just wants to get the match started already after all these two have put each other through, and the fans can see that as they continue cheering Rex on.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent…. From Sea Isle, New Jersey…. Weighing in at 238 pounds…. HE IS THE EAW CHAMPION, REEEEEEXXXXX MMCCAALLLIIISSSTTEERRR!!!!!!!
James Peters: I’m not surprised seeing that look in Rex’s eyes. I just hope Myles understands, whatever happens in this match he asked for. Not only did he step up when Rex issued that open challenge, and not only did he spin the wheel which decided the stipulation, but Myles also is the reason why this feud became as heated as it did. This is without a doubt going to be gruesome, and to be honest I’m not sure who’s going to win.
Rich Russillo: Well, Rex McAllister is one of the most accomplished Elitists, probably in EAW history. This year alone he’s won the Grand Rampage, the Unified Tag Team Championships, the EAW Championship, and became a hall of famer. Even so, Myles has been on a roll. There’s only one man that’s pinned him since he came back at Grand Rampage, and that’s Malcolm Jones who might’ve had one of the fastest rises ever. I don’t know if I can call this an uphill battle for anyone, both of them have a great shot at winning.
Persephone: Don’t make me laugh. Stop trying to give Myles hope, he doesn’t stand a chance, I don’t know why you guys are pretending otherwise.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: Well the EAW Championship match is now underw- REX IMMEDIATELY TAKES DOWN MYLES WITH A SPEAR!! AFTER EVERYTHING MYLES HAS DONE TO REX INCLUDING COSTING HIM THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS, REX FINALLY HAS THE OPPORTUNITY TO GET SOME MUCH NEEDED PAYBACK! REX IS ON TOP OF MYLES AND NOW HE’S JUST LAYING INTO HIM WITH PUNCH AFTER PUNCH! Myles is trying to get his hands up to block the punches but it doesn’t look like he’s able to- and he’s forced to roll out of the ring to get Rex off of him!
Rich Russillo: Rex follows behind Myles though, AND HE IMMEDIATELY SENDS HIM INTO THE CORNER OF OUR ANNOUNCEMENT TABLE! Myles’ midsection was driven straight into our table, and Rex still looks like he isn’t finished with him just yet! Remember, no pinfalls can be made until both men have been busted open, so I can only imagine how far these two are gonna go tonight! Rex punching away at Myles still as Myles tries to find a way out of this assault from Rex, but he doesn’t look too successful right now! Rex now with a knee to the midsection, AND HE SENDS MYLES INTO THE STEEL STEPS-
Persephone: NO!! NO NO THIS IS BAD! MYLES SOMEHOW STOPPED HIMSELF AND HE JUST HIT REX WITH A BACK ELBOW! If you ask me I think Rex is just letting Myles get some offense in out of the kindness of his heart, in no world is that quitter EVER gonna be a real threat to him! I don’t like what he’s doing though, he’s managed to take Rex to the ground and now he’s pulling him towards the steps!
James Peters: MYLES JUST TRIED SLAMMING REX FACE FIRST INTO THE CORNER OF THE STEPS BUT REX MANAGED TO STOP HIMSELF WITH HIS HANDS! That could’ve gone so much worse, if Rex didn’t get his hands on the steps he would have already been busted open this early on! REX NOW WITH AN ELBOW TO MYLES’ MIDSECTION, AND NOW AS REX GETS UP HE GRABS MYLES AND QUICKLY APPROACHES THE BARRICADE! REX NOW, SENDING MYLES INTO THE- WAIT A MINUTE!!
Rich Russillo: MYLES MANAGED TO TURN IT AROUND, AND HE JUST LAUNCHED REX INTO THE PLEXIGLASS!!! OH NO, MYLES LOOKS LIKE HE HAS SOMETHING IN MIND AND IT CAN’T BE GOOD! MYLES IS LIFTING REX UP ONTO HIS SHOULDER- AND HE JUST SENT HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE PLEXIGLASS WITH WHAT LOOKED LIKE SOME SORT OF LAWN DART! REX IS OUT OF IT AND NOW MYLES ROLLS HIM BACK INTO THE RING! It doesn’t look like Myles is finished with Rex just yet though. He’s looking under the ring, and with the night we’ve had I’m sure there’s a variety of different weapons hidden under there!
Persephone: What? The hell is he gonna do with a table? Don’t you have to make the opponent bleed before you could pin them, how is this gonna do the job?
James Peters: I’m sure Myles knows the rules very well, but at the same time he’s been given the opportunity to do what he loves most and that’s hurt people. It doesn’t surprise me that he’s taking this opportunity. Myles sliding the table into the ring before entering himself- BUT WAIT A SECOND!! REX JUST GRABBED MYLES OUT OF NOWHERE, AND HE JUST HIT THE REX EFFECT ON TOP OF THE TABLE! WHAT!? WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!? REX WAS JUST DOWN ON THE MAT A MINUTE AGO!
Rich Russillo: Well Rex still can’t go for the cover yet! Myles is down, but the best that’s done for Rex is give him an opportunity to recover after Myles sent him into the plexiglass twice! Rex is grabbing onto the ropes and pulling himself back to his feet, and now he’s eyeing that table Myles brought into the ring! Rex taking that table and setting it up in the corner of the ring, and I think he’s about to try and put Myles through it!
Persephone: This is perfect! This match is going exactly like I expected it to! Can’t wait for Rex to send Myles on another nine month “break”. Rex pulling Myles up, AND NOW HE’S CHARGING TOWARDS THE TABLE, HE’S GONNA PUT HIM THROUGH IT!
James Peters: MYLES MANAGES TO ELBOW THE BACK OF REX’S HEAD JUST BEFORE THE TWO COULD GO THROUGH THE TABLE! MYLES NOW SLAMMING REX FACE FIRST ONTO IT, BEFORE GRABBING THE TABLE AND SLAMMING THAT INTO REX’S FACE!! Myles now getting the time he needed to recover- BUT INSTEAD OF TRYING TO RECOVER HE’S IMMEDIATELY GOING AFTER REX! MYLES LIFTING REX UP, AND HE DROPS HIM WITH THE DE FACTO!!
Rich Russillo: IT CONNECTS!!! THE DE FACTO CONNECTS, AND THAT CAUSES REX TO HAVE TO ROLL BACK OUT OF THE RING! Myles couldn’t have gone for the cover even if he wanted to, so it doesn’t look like he really minds too much as he immediately rolls out of the ring in pursuit of Rex! Rex is at the bottom of the ramp doing his best to try and get back to his feet- BUT MYLES DOESN’T ALLOW THAT AS HE CHARGES AT HIM WITH A RUNNING METEORA INTO THE BARRICADE!!!
James Peters: REX AVOIDS THE METEORA!! MYLES WENT KNEE FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE AND THAT HAD TO BUY REX SOME TIME TO RECOVER! I’m sure Myles is still feeling the effects of that Rex Effect, so I don’t expect to see him getting back up too soon! Rex is using the barricade to pull himself back up to his feet, and it looks like this match is about to go right back towards his favor! REX WITH A PUNT KICK TO MYLES’ MIDSECTION AS HE WAS TRYING TO GET BACK UP! Myles is just lying on his stomach now, and now Rex is crossing together his legs before pulling him up by his arms! If Rex is about to do what I think he’s about to do he may be busted open already, if not even worse!
Rich Russillo: REX WITH A HUGE STOMP ONTO MYLES’ HEAD, CRUSHING HIS FACE ONTO THE RAMP! THE REFEREE IS CHECKING ON MYLES NOW, BUT SOMEHOW MYLES HAS NOT BEEN BUSTED OPEN AT ALL YET! REX WAS UNABLE TO SPILL EVEN A DROP OF BLOOD FROM REX WITH THAT STOMP, MEANING NEITHER MAN HAS MADE ANY PROGRESS YET! This match has not come any closer to being finished, but it looks like Rex is about to try and do something about it as he looks under the ring himself!
Persephone: Rexy just pulled out a steel chair! Somehow that moron Myles is starting to get back up, BUT REXY SLAMMED THE CHAIR ONTO HIS HEAD! See Rex is smart, he’s actually trying to make Myles bleed with stuff like that, and this is why he’s the one on top right now! Rexy now is rolling Myles back into the ring before entering it himself, and watch, he’s about to bust Myles open right-
James Peters: MYLES JUST POPPED UP AND HIT REX WITH A BICYCLE KNEE JUST AS REX LIFTED THE CHAIR! MYLES JUST HIT THE CHAIR WITH HIS KNEE AND THAT SENT IT RIGHT BACK INTO REX’S FACE, ALLOWING MYLES TO IMMEDIATELY CAPITALIZE AS HE PICKS REX UP AND DROPS HIM WITH A BRAINBUSTER! These two are pulling out some big moves early on, and now Myles is making his way to the corner but I don’t really know what for!
Rich Russillo: MYLES IS REMOVING THE PADS FROM THE TURNBUCKLES! IN THIS MATCH ANYTHING GOES SO THE REFEREE CAN’T STOP HIM EITHER! This isn’t good at all! Myles now picking Rex up before charging into the same corner, AND HE JUST RAMMED HIM INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLES! Rex being sent back first into the steel, and while that won’t bust Rex open I’ve got a feeling Myles isn’t trying to end this one too quickly! Myles picking Rex back up before backing out of the corner, AND HE SENDS REX INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLES FOR A SECOND TIME!
James Peters: Myles isn’t just trying to bust Rex open, he’s trying to destroy him! Rex now crumbling down into a seated position in the corner, AND NOW MYLES RUNS THE ROPES BEFORE HITTING REX WITH A HUGE KNEE TO THE FACE! MYLES PICKING REX UP OUT OF THE CORNER AND HE PULLS HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION BEFORE APPROACHING THE CHAIR REX BROUGHT INTO THE RING, AND MYLES JUST POWERBOMBED REX ONTO THE CHAIR! WIN OR LOSE, I DON’T KNOW IF REX IS GONNA BE ABLE TO WALK OUT OF THIS MATCH!
Rich Russillo: IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE MYLES IS STOPPING AT JUST ONE POWERBOMB EITHER AS HE PULLS HIM BACK UP, AND DROPS HIM AGAIN, THIS TIME WITH A SIT OUT POWERBOMB ONCE AGAIN ONTO THE CHAIR! Myles pushing Rex off of him, but he doesn’t give him much time to recover as he immediately climbs on top of Rex and begins delivering some brutal elbows! If Rex doesn’t do something about this he may already get busted open!
Persephone: NO NONONONONONONO NO! DON’T EVEN PUT THAT THOUGHT OUT THERE! Myles is never gonna hurt Rexy, not on my watch! Rexy’s still got this, he’s gonna beat Myles without bleeding at all because he’s that much better than him!
James Peters: Well it doesn’t look that way right now! Myles is all over Rex- WAIT, I SPOKE TOO SOON! REX MANAGES TO PUSH MYLES OFF OF HIM! Rex actually managed to get Myles off of him before he could be busted open, and now Rex pulls himself out onto the apron! Both men getting back up, AND MYLES CHARGES RIGHT BACK TOWARDS REX- JUST TO BE HIT WITH A HEADBUTT! REX NOW FOLLOWING IT UP WITH A FOREARM, AND NOW REX IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE-
Rich Russillo: MYLES JUST THREW THE STEEL CHAIR AT REX’S FACE! REX IS STILL ON THE TOP ROPE BUT HE WAS CLEARLY STUNNED BY THAT, AND NOW MYLES RUNS UP TOP BEFORE SENDING REX OFF OF THE TOP ROPE WITH A HUGE JUMPING KNEE! REX IS DOWN AND OUT! REX WASN’T BUSTED OPEN BY THE CHAIR SHOT NOR THE KNEE TO THE FACE, BUT AFTER A FALL LIKE THAT, I CAN ONLY IMAGINE MYLES IS GONNA HAVE AN EASY TIME FINISHING HIM OFF!
Persephone: Okay okay Myles clearly is cheating, but just like I always say Rex can’t lose, and he WON’T lose! Myles is dragging Rex over to the timekeepers area, and I don’t know what someone like him could be thinking- if he’s even capable of doing so, but Rexy needs to get back into this right now!
James Peters: Myles is taking the ring bell from the timekeepers area- BUT JUST AS HE TURNS BACK TOWARDS REX HE’S MET WITH A HUGE RIGHT HAND! That may have been out of desperation, BUT HE HITS MYLES WITH ANOTHER ONE! MYLES WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION THOUGH, AND THAT’S ENOUGH TO STOP REX BEFORE HE COULD REALLY GET GOING! Myles has been on top of Rex for a while now, and it looks like it wasn’t wrong to assume this match would benefit him. Myles now raising up the ring bell, AND NOW HE SLAMS IT DOWN ONTO THE CHAMPION!
Rich Russillo: NO! REX MANAGES TO GRAB THE BELL BEFORE IT COULD HIT HIM, AND NOW HE KICKS MYLES IN THE MIDSECTION, ALLOWING HIM TO RIP IT OUT OF HIS HANDS!
DING!
Rich Russillo: REX JUST HIT MYLES IN THE FACE WITH THE RING BELL! MYLES IS COVERING HIS FACE IN PAIN, AND NOW REX RAISES UP THE BELL!!
DING!
James Peters: HE HITS MYLES WITH IT AGAIN, THIS TIME SLAMMING THE BELL ONTO HIS BACK! REX HAS MANAGED TO SHIFT THE ODDS BACK INTO HIS FAVOR WITH THAT RING BELL, EVEN THOUGH MYLES WAS THE ONE THAT INTENDED TO USE IT! Now’s the perfect time, Rex needs to try and draw some blood from Myles!
Persephone: YESS!!!!! COME ON REXY 😍😍😍!!!! YOU CAN DO IT, BASH HIS STUPID LITTLE AUSSIE HEAD IN!!! COME ON!!! KILL HIM ALREADY!!
James Peters: REX CLIMBING ONTO MYLES WHO IS STILL DOWN, BEFORE RAISING THAT RING BELL OVER HIS HEAD!!! REX, HE’S GONNA DO IT! REX SLAMS THE BELL DOWN ONTO MYLES’ HEAD!
Rich Russillo: MYLES CAUGHT IT!!! MYLES CAUGHT THE BELL THIS TIME, AND HE HITS REX WITH A PUNCH TO THE SIDE OF HIS FACE, SENDING THE CHAMPION OFF OF HIM! Myles grabbing onto the barricade to quickly pull himself up, and Rex does the same- JUST TO GET CAUGHT WITH A RUNNING KNE- NO! REX MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! BICYCLE KICK BY REX- DODGED BY MYLES! MYLES GRABBING REX FROM BEHIND NOW, AND HE PLANTS HIM WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! This match has spent the majority of its time outside of the ring and stuff like this has to be the reason why! Things have gone personal very quickly between the two of them, and right now they’re doing everything they can to take each other out!
James Peters: Myles looking under the ring once more… And he’s taking out… A LADDER :dahell: ????
Rich Russillo: What is he gonna use a ladder for?
Persephone:…
James Peters: MYLES JUST PULLED A LADDER OUT FROM UNDER THE RING AS REX SLOWLY MANAGES TO GET TO HIS FEET, AND NOW MYLES SENDS THE LADDER INTO- NO! MYLES TRIED TO DRIVE THE TOP OF THE LADDER INTO REX’S FACE BUT REX WAS QUICK ENOUGH TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! REX GRABBING THE BELL NOW, AND HE JUST THREW IT AT MYLES’ HEAD! MYLES IS DOWN, AND NOW THE REFEREE IS CHECKING ON HIM, THERE’S NO WAY THAT DIDN’T BUST HIM OPEN!
Rich Russillo: IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A WAY, BECAUSE MYLES ISN’T BLEEDING YET! HE’S CLEARLY HURTING BUT NO, HE IS NOT BLEEDING JUST YET! It’s insane, but that still means neither man can go for a cover yet! We’re still no closer to this match ending than we were at the start of this match, because these two can’t pin each other until they’ve drawn each other’s blood! Rex grabbing Myles and sending him back into the ring before sliding the ladder in there with him, and despite all the weapons already in the ring it looks like he’s still looking for another one!
James Peters: A… Barbed wire 2×4?? Well I guess this is Bloodsport, it only makes sense that we have stuff like this hanging out under the ring. Well, if you ask me I think this is guaranteed to draw some blood! Rex sliding back into the ring as Myles still looks pretty out of it from the ring bell being thrown right at his head, AND NOW REX SWINGS THE 2X4 AT HIM!
Rich Russillo: MYLES MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! HAD HE STAYED IN PLACE FOR JUST A MOMENT LONGER REX PROBABLY WOULD’VE TAKEN HIS HEAD CLEAN OFF! REX SWINGING THE 2X4 AGAIN BUT ONCE AGAIN MYLES MOVES OUT OF THE WAY, THIS TIME ABLE TO PICK UP THE LADDER AS HE GETS BACK TO HIS FEET! MYLES NOW, DRIVING THE TOP OF THE LADDER INTO REX’S MIDSECTION! REX IS DOWN ONTO A KNEE, AND NOW MYLES DRIVES THE TOP OF THE LADDER RIGHT INTO HIS FACE!
Persephone: This match is getting a little too close for my liking.. I don’t like this one bit. Myles is putting the ladder into the corner opposite the exposed turnbuckles, and now he’s picking Rexy up! WAIT, NO! SNAKE EYES ONTO THE LADDER STEPS! NO NO NO!!! PLEASE NO, REXY NEEDS TO SNAP OUT OF THIS AND GO BACK TO KILLING MYLES, MYLES SHOULDN’T BE DOING WELL AGAINST HIM! NO NO NO NO!!!!
James Peters: Myles now is finally setting up that table, and it looks like he still isn’t aiming to bust Rex open just yet! Unlike Rex, Myles hasn’t made that his priority throughout the match, and is instead just dealing out whatever punishment he can! Myles now dragging Rex towards the table, BEFORE LIFTING HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION! MYLES IS GONNA POWERBOMB REX THROUGH THE TABLE! REX IS TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT WITH ALL THESE PUNCHES TO MYLES’ HEAD, BUT IT ISN’T WORKING-
Rich Russillo: REX MANAGES TO JUMP OFF OF MYLES’ SHOULDERS, BEFORE HITTING A HUGE GAMENGIRI SENDING MYLES ON TOP OF THE TABLE! This doesn’t look too good for Myles, I think his plan is about to backfire right now! Rex sees Myles on the table before looking at the ladder still in the ring, and I think a lightbulb was just lit up inside of Rex’s head, and for Myles that’s not something you want to hear!
Persephone: Oh God… I think Rex is about to kill Myles.. THANK GOD!!! If you ask me having Myles here was just a burden anyway so I’m so glad Rex is about to finish him off right now! Rex is setting the ladder up in the middle of the ring, facing the table that Myles is laying on! If things go to plan this match HAS to end with like a stoppage or something right? ‘Cause there’s no way Myles is about to get up after this! Rex is climbing up to the top of the ladder-
James Peters: WHAT THE HELL!?!? MYLES JUST BURST UP THE LADDER TO JOIN REX! JUST A FEW SECONDS AGO MYLES WAS ON THE TABLE IN PRIME POSITION FOR REX TO GO FOR SOMETHING BIG, BUT MYLES JUST PUT A SCREECHING HALT TO THAT BY RUSHING UP TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE LADDER! This isn’t a ladder match or a TLC match, and yet here we are! MYLES SLAMS REX’S HEAD ONTO THE TOP OF THE LADDER! That had to catch Rex off guard, and now what’s Myles looking for? He’s putting Rex in the front facelock while up top!… Oh God!
Rich Russillo: MYLES WITH A SUPERPLEX OFF THE LADDER THROUGH THE TABLE!!! WHAT!? WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO EACH OTHER, THIS ISN’T NECESSARY TO WIN THE MATCH AT ALL!! BOTH REX AND MYLES JUST PUT EACH OTHER THROUGH THE TABLE, I THOUGHT WE ALREADY HAD THE TLC MATCH! These two must hold some real animosity towards each other, I don’t know why else they’d go this far knowing they can’t win off of something like that! It looks like Myles is beginning to stir, but Rex is definitely out of it!
Persephone:…..
Rich Russillo: Persephone?
Persephone:…………………..
Rich Russillo: Are you okay Persephone?
Persephone:……..
James Peters:…. I think it’s better if we just leave her alone. Anyways, Myles is grabbing that Barbed wire 2×4 as Rex slowly rolls off of the now broken table, and it’s beginning to look like we might have a new EAW Champion soon. Myles is placing the 2×4 right in front of Rex… And… OH NO! PLEASE DON’T DO THIS MYLES! AFTER WHAT WE SAW EARLIER I’M PRETTY SURE I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE’S GOING FOR, AND IF THIS DOES CONNECT THEN THAT’S IT FOR REX, HE’S GOING TO NOT ONLY BE BUSTED OPEN, HIS FACE IS GONNA BE A MESS!
Rich Russillo: MYLES CROSSING REX’S LEGS BEFORE PULLING HIM BY THE ARMS, JUST LIKE REX DID TO HIM ON THE RAMP EARLY ON IN THIS MATCH! WAIT, NO!!! OH MY GOD!!! MYLES WITH THE ARM TRAPPED STOMP, STOMPING REX’S HEAD ONTO THE BARBED WIRE 2X4!!!! THE 2X4 IS STUCK TO REX’S FOREHEAD, AND NOW MYLES IS TURNING REX OVER BEFORE GRABBING ONTO IT- AND RIPPING IT OUT! I CAN’T IMAGINE THE PAIN REX MUST BE GOING THROUGH HERE, AND OF COURSE JUST LOOK AT HIS FOREHEAD! THE BLOOD IS JUST NONSTOP POURING OUT NOW, AND FINALLY WE ARE ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE END OF THIS MATCH!
Persephone:………..
James Peters: We may technically be closer to this match’s end, but Myles doesn’t look like he’s ready to finish this! Instead he grabs Rex before picking up the Barbed Wire 2×4, and- OH MY GOD! NO NO NO, THIS ISN’T GOOD! MYLES IS SCRAPING REX’S ALREADY WOUNDED FOREHEAD WITH THE 2X4, AS IF IT WAS A CHAINSAW OR SOMETHING! WHAT IS MYLES EVEN DOING THIS FOR, HE’S ALREADY DRAWN BLOOD FROM REX AND NOW HE’S JUST RUBBING SALT IN THE WOUND AND MAKING IT EVEN WORSE!
Rich Russillo: This is the type of thing Myles lives for. Just destroying his opponent as much as he wants, and as much as he can. Neither of these two are very well known for using weapons but in a match like this that is absolutely necessary. Myles now dragging Rex to the ropes before tying his arms to them, and we’ve seen this before, we know exactly what he’s going for! Myles running the ropes, BEFORE DELIVERING A KNEE STRIKE TO THE TRAPPED REX! MYLES RUNNING THE ROPES ONCE AGAIN, AND HE HITS A SECOND KNEE! MYLES JUST ISN’T STOPPING!
James Peters: MYLES RUNNING THE ROPES FOR A THIRD TIME- BUT REX MANAGES TO GET HIS FOOT UP, BOOTING MYLES IN THE FACE! THAT MAY HAVE BEEN ENOUGH TO BY REX SOME TIME, AND NOW HE FREES HIMSELF FROM THE ROPES BEFORE HITTING MYLES WITH A FOREARM! Somehow Rex is still hanging on despite the blood quickly covering his entire face, and if you weren’t convinced that Rex had what it took to go against Myles before, I’m willing to bet that you’ve changed your mind by now! Rex grabs Myles now, AND HE SENDS HIM OVER THE-
Rich Russillo: MYLES TURNS IT AROUND AND SENDS REX OVER INSTEAD! REX MANAGED TO GRAB THE ROPES ON HIS WAY DOWN TO SAVE HIS FALL, BUT MYLES IS ALREADY OFF RUNNING THE ROPES SO I DON’T SEE IT MATTERING TOO MUCH! TOPE CON HILO BY MYLES!!! MYLES ONCE AGAIN MANAGES TO TAKE OUT THE EAW CHAMPION, AND IT FEELS LIKE REX JUST CAN’T GET GOING WITHOUT MYLES STOPPING HIM IN HIS TRACKS! I believe we may have been wrong to doubt Myles, he looked perfectly happy when this stipulation was revealed and tonight we’re seeing why! If you ask me, I think Myles has this in the bag-
Persephone: SHUT UP!! SHUT THE HELL UP RICH!! DON’T EVER SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT! WHY ARE YOU DOUBTING REX!?!? REX MCALLISTER IS THE BEST WRESTLER EVER, HE’S NOT GONNA LOSE!! I don’t know what Myles is doing now, but I don’t care. Rex is gonna get back up and kill him!
James Peters: Well no matter the result Rex definitely isn’t leaving this match the same way he walked in! Myles is picking up the steel steps before approaching Rex, who’s still down from that tope con hilo! Myles standing over Rex before raising the steel steps, AND HE SLAMS IT DOWN ONTO REX’S HEAD! MYLES JUST SLAMMED THE STEPS ONTO REX’S HEAD, BUT HE DOESN’T STOP THERE AS HE RAISES IT ONE MORE TIME, AND HE DOES IT AGAIN! MYLES JUST SLAMMED THE STEEL STEPS ONTO REX’S HEAD TWICE, THAT CAN’T BE GOOD, IS THIS MATCH GONNA BE ABLE TO CONTINUE!?
Rich Russillo: Well Myles isn’t giving the referee a choice but to let this continue! He’s already lifting Rex back to his feet, BEFORE DELIVERING A BACK SUPLEX ONTO OUR TABLE! Thank God that didn’t break the table, although that had to hurt for Rex! Rex is crawling towards the bottom set of steel steps, meanwhile Myles is going back to that chair from earlier! Myles slowly just walking towards Rex who is on top of the bottom set of stairs to try and recover, and I honestly feel bad for Rex here! For the past few minutes this has been all Myles-
James Peters: DROP TOE HOLD BY REX! REX JUST HIT MYLES WITH A DROP TOE HOLD AND SENT HIM FACE FIRST ONTO THE BOTTOM SET OF STEEL STEPS! I DON’T KNOW IF REX WAS WAITING FOR HIM OR IF THAT WAS JUST AN ACT OF DESPERATION, HOW IS HE EVEN ABLE TO SEE THROUGH ALL THAT BLOOD!? Rex now picking up that steel chair that Myles brought with him, and.. OH GOD! DON’T DO THIS REX!
Rich Russillo: REX JUST SLAMMED THE STEEL CHAIR ON MYLES’ HEAD, WHICH IS ALREADY ON TOP OF THE STEEL STEPS! REX SLAMMING THE CHAIR ON HIS HEAD AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! REX JUST ISN’T STOPPING! FINALLY REX HAS FOUND A WAY TO COME BACK, AND I DIDN’T EXPECT HIM TO HAVE TO GO THIS FAR BUT HERE WE ARE! REX IS JUST DESTROYING MYLES RIGHT NOW, AND I DON’T THINK IT’S OVER JUST YET!
James Peters: Rex now picking up the steel steps that Myles used on him earlier, AND NOW HE JUST USED ALL HIS STRENGTH TO THROW IT AT THE BACK OF MYLES’ HEAD! MYLES IS HOLDING THE BACK OF HIS HEAD IN PAIN, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THERE’S SOME BLOOD COMING THROUGH HIS HANDS! I THINK THOSE STEPS BUSTED MYLES OPEN, THIS MATCH CAN OFFICIALLY END NOW! BOTH REX AND MYLES CAN PIN EACH OTHER, AND MYLES IS NOT IN THE BEST CONDITION RIGHT NOW, THIS MATCH MIGHT BE COMING TO A CLOSE VERY SOON!
Persephone: YESSSS!!!!! COME ON REXY 🥰🥰!!!! KILL MYLES ALREADY, FINISH HIM OFF NOW!! YES YES YES YES YES YES! REX IS CLIMBING ONTO THE BOTTOM HALF OF THE STEPS WHERE MYLES IS, AND NOW HE’S PULLING MYLES UP INTO A FRONT FACELOCK! DDT ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! YESSSS!!!!! COME ON REXY, YOU GOT THIS! I NEVER DOUBTED YOU!! REXY ROLLING MYLES INTO THE RING AND HE FINALLY PINS MYLES! THIS MATCH IS DONE, JUST RING THE BELL NOW!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
James Peters: MYLES GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!! THAT WAS THE FIRST COVER IN THE MATCH, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THAT WON’T BE THE LAST ONE! Rex isn’t wasting any time though, he’s immediately rolling back out of the ring, and he’s once again trying to find another weapon! I don’t know what more these two possibly could use after ladders, steel chairs, tables, the steps, the ring bell, and even a barbed wire 2×4! Oh.. What!?
Rich Russillo: Rex just tore off a strip of barbed wire from what looked like an entire roll of it! What is that even doing under there!? This place really loves barbed wire… Anyways Rex is re-entering the ring, and Myles still has not moved after being DDT’d onto the steps, among many other things! Rex crouching down next to Myles- BEFORE PUTTING HIM INTO THE REX LOCK!!! REX JUST PUT MYLES IN THE REX LOCK, BUT INSTEAD OF PULLING HIM BY THE THROAT LIKE HE NORMALLY WOULD, HE’S DOING IT USING THE STRIP OF BARBED WIRE!!! THE BARBED WIRE HAS TO BE ETCHED INTO MYLES’ SKIN AT THIS POINT, AND REX IS JUST PULLING AS HARD AS HE CAN!
Persephone: FINALLY!!! REX IS ABOUT TO KILL MYLES JUST LIKE I WANTED!!! SEE, REX ACTUALLY LISTENS UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS DUMB ROSTER! I KNEW HE LOVED ME 🥰🥰!!!!
James Peters: MYLES IS SCRAMBLING TO GET OUT OF THE SUBMISSION, AND TO BE HONEST I DON’T KNOW HOW HE’S GONNA GET OUT OF THIS, OR MORE IMPORTANTLY IF THAT’S EVEN POSSIBLE! IF THE REX LOCK WASN’T DIFFICULT ENOUGH TO ESCAPE, MYLES ALSO HAS TO DEAL WITH THAT BARBED WIRE AROUND HIS THROAT BEING PULLED FURTHER AND FURTHER BACK! MYLES MIGHT HAVE TO TAP OUT RIGHT NOW! THAT’S SOMETHING HE’S NEVER HAD TO DO IN HIS CAREER, BUT WHEN YOU’RE STUCK IN SOMETHING LIKE THIS I DON’T SEE ANY OTHER CHOICE!
Rich Russillo: MYLES LOOKS LIKE HE’S CRAWLING TOWARDS THE ROPES, BUT THIS IS A NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH OBVIOUSLY, MEANING HE CAN’T GRAB ONTO THE ROPES FOR SAFETY, HE NEEDS TO ESCAPE THE SUBMISSION OR JUST GIVE UP! AS UNFORTUNATE AS IT MAY BE FOR HIM, MYLES TRULY HAS NO OTHER CHOICES LEFT HERE! MYLES PUT ON ONE HELL OF A PERFORMANCE TONIGHT BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THIS MATCH IS COMING TO A CLOSE, AND WHAT A FIGHT THIS HAS BEEN! MYLES STILL CRAWLING TOWARDS THE ROPES, AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT HE’S THINKING HERE BUT I DON’T THINK IT’S GONNA MATTER FOR LONG! HE CAN’T SURVIVE MUCH LONGER, I JUST KNOW HE CAN’T!
James Peters: WAIT, MYLES WASN’T CRAWLING TO THE ROPES, HE JUST GRABBED THE BARBED WIRE 2X4 FROM EARLIER! MYLES JUST GRABBED THE 2X4, AND NOW HE SLAMS IT ONTO REX’S ARM, BEFORE FORCEFULLY RIPPING IT OFF OF HIM! REX HAD TO LET GO OF THE SUBMISSION AFTER THAT AND I CAN SEE WHY! THAT MORE THAN LIKELY TORE OUT SOME OF REX’S FLESH, AND UNFORTUNATELY FOR REX THIS MATCH IS STILL ON! Myles slowly taking out the strip or barbed wire that’s around his throat, and there’s just an unhealthy amount of blood being spilled by these two!
Rich Russillo: Both men slowly finding their way back to their feet- AND MYLES JUST GRABBED THE LADDER AND SWUNG IT AT REX! REX WAS JUST TAKEN RIGHT BACK DOWN AND MYLES DROPS AS WELL AFTER WHAT HE’S JUST BEEN THROUGH THE PAST FEW MINUTES! Somehow Myles found it in him to hit Rex with that ladder though, and that has to have bought him enough time to recover! Rex or Myles, which one of these men are going to leave Bloodsport with the EAW Championship?
James Peters: Myles is slowly getting back up, AND HE’S WASTING NO TIME GETTING RIGHT BACK TO REX! MYLES GETTING REX IN POSITION, BEFORE DELIVERING THE DE FACTO ONTO THE LADDER! MYLES JUST SLAMMED REX ONTO THE LADDER WITH THE BEST MOVE IN HIS ARSENAL, IF THIS DOESN’T GET THE JOB DONE I DON’T KNOW WHAT WILL! MYLES NOW IS GOING FOR THE COVER, AND THERE’S NO WAY REX IS GONNA KICK OUT OF THAT! WE HAVE A NEW EAW CHAMPION, THAT’S IT!
OOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: WHAT!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? REX MCALLISTER JUST KICKED OUT!!!!! HOW DID HE KICK OUT OF THAT!?!?
Persephone: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! SEE!?!? REX MCALLISTER IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME! THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WILL NEVER LOSE TO MYLES AND THIS IS WHY! NOT EVEN MYLES’ BEST IS ABLE TO GET THE JOB DONE AGAINST MY REXY!! MYLES SHOULD JUST QUIT WHILE HE’S AHEAD! HE’S ALREADY USED TO QUITTING SO HE MIGHT AS WELL DO IT AGAIN TO SAVE HIMSELF THE EMBARRASSMENT!
Rich Russillo: Well… I don’t know about you Persephone, but to me Myles doesn’t look too upset that Rex kicked out.
James Peters: Yeah… In fact, it looks like Myles is actually laughing! Somehow Myles is laughing at Rex kicking out of his best shot onto a ladder! To any other man this would be devastating, but I guess for Myles this is just an opportunity for him to deliver even more punishment than before. I don’t think I can name anyone just as sadistic as this man.
Rich Russillo: Myles just rolled out of the ring, and now he’s just dragging Rex with him! I don’t know what else this guy could possibly have up his sleeve, but after everything we’ve seen tonight I can only imagine that things are about to get a whole lot worse for the Champion! Myles is leaning Rex up against the apron before grabbing something from under the ring- :skip: !!! Is that..???
James Peters: MYLES JUST TOOK A SLEDGEHAMMER OUT FROM UNDER THE RING! MYLES JUST GRABBED A SLEDGEHAMMER- AND HE JUST SWUNG IT DIRECTLY AT REX’S HEAD BUT REX BARELY GOT OUT OF THE WAY! MYLES CAME THIS CLOSE TO NEARLY KILLING REX THE WAY HE SWUNG THAT SLEDGEHAMMER! REX BARELY MANAGED TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY THOUGH, CAUSING MYLES TO SLAM THE SLEDGEHAMMER ONTO THE APRON!
Rich Russillo: REX JUST MOVED TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING POST BEFORE QUICKLY GRABBING THE TOP OF THE SLEDGEHAMMER, AND HE PULLS MYLES FACE FIRST INTO THE POST BY PULLING THE SLEDGEHAMMER, TAKING IT OUT OF MYLES’ HANDS IN THE PROCESS! It’s probably for the best that Myles isn’t the one using the sledgehammer but at this point I don’t think Rex is gonna try and use it much differently! REX HITS MYLES IN THE MIDSECTION WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER! REX RAISING THE SLEDGEHAMMER NOW AS MYLES IS BENT OVER HOLDING HIS STOMACH, AND NOW REX HITS HIM IN THE BACK WITH IT!
Persephone: This is exactly what I like to see! Rex is doing the world a favor right now! We don’t need to see Myles in EAW, much less in the EAW Championship scene! I don’t know about you guys but I’m REALLY hoping Myles is killed off tonight. That’d be best for business don’t you think?
James Peters: No. No I don’t think so. Bloodsport is an unsponsored event and I still think Voltage would be cancelled if Rex straight up murdered Myles tonight. Anyways, Rex now is dragging Myles towards the pair of steel steps that hasn’t been touched, and he’s leaning Myles up against it. Rex now is raising the sledgehammer as if it was a baseball bat, and I don’t think I like where this is going! REX SWINGS THE BASEBALL BAT AT MYLES’ HEAD!
Rich Russillo: MYLES MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND REX HITS THE STEEL STEPS WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER! MYLES GRABBING THE STEPS NOW, AND HE JUST BULLDOZES THROUGH REX WITH THEM! REX IS DOWN! MYLES HAS BROUGHT HIMSELF BACK INTO THIS MATCH ONCE AGAIN, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S READY TO FINISH THIS MATCH UP AS HE IMMEDIATELY GOES RIGHT BACK AFTER RE-
CRASH!
James Peters: REX JUST SMASHED A LIGHT TUBE OVER MYLES’ HEAD! I guess those were left over from the 300 light tubes match! That whole time Rex was down after getting hit with the steps his arm was under the ring, and it looks like he found exactly what he needed to in order to get back into this! Rex using the apron to get back to his feet before picking Myles up, AND REX SLAMS MYLES FACE FIRST INTO THE PLEXIGLASS! It looks like that light tube did its job, as the plexiglass is just smeared with blood now as Rex pulls Myles away from it!
Persephone: Rexy is bringing Rex back to the ring- WAIT WHAT!? MYLES JUST HIT REXY WITH A BACK ELBOW, HOW IS HE STILL LIVING!? COME ON REX, DO YOUR JOB PLEASE! THERE’S NO WAY MYLES SHOULD STILL BE ALIVE, HE’S A BLOODY MESS RIGHT NOW!
James Peters: Rex is one too though, in fact he honestly looks worse than Myles does! Myles now, SLAMMING REX FACE FIRST ONTO THE RING APRON! Myles now keeping Rex’s head there on the apron.. Oh God. What is Myles thinking right now? Myles is climbing up onto the apron while Rex’s head is still there, what is he about to do!? MYLES RUNNING TOWARDS REX, AND- OH NO!!
Rich Russillo: MYLES JUST STOMPED ONTO REX’S HEAD! REX JUST COLLAPSED OFF OF THE APRON, AND I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF THAT WAS ENOUGH TO END THE MATCH! THAT WAS A NASTY STOMP! Myles has only tried to finish this match once, and since then he has just been nonstop destroying Rex just like he’s doing now! Rex looks completely out cold, Myles really should just pin him right now! He may not care about the EAW Championship, but does he not think he’s done enough!?
James Peters: I guess not.. Myles just rolled Rex into the ring, but he just took a small bad out from under the ring before entering himself. Myles throwing the ladder out of the ring to clear up space before opening the bag…. And of course… It’s thumbtacks.
Rich Russillo: Poor Rex. I’m sure this isn’t how he wanted his first EAW Championship defense to end but it looks like he’s not getting a say in the matter! Myles is dragging Rex towards the thumbtacks… OH GOD! MYLES SETS IT UP! DE FACTO ONTO THE THUMBTACKS-
James Peters: REX MANAGES TO LAND ON HIS FEET BEHIND MYLES! REX NOW, DROPPING MYLES WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX, BUT IN THE PROCESS BOTH MEN FALL INTO THE TACKS! THAT WAS CLEARLY A DESPERATE MOVE BY REX TO AVOID WHAT WOULD’VE BEEN THE END OF THE MATCH, BUT NEITHER MAN LOOKS TO BE DOING TOO WELL AFTER THAT! REX IS CRAWLING TOWARDS THE ROPES TO TRY AND RECOVER, MEANWHILE MYLES IS CRAWLING TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLES! This has been one hell of a main event. These two are pulling out all the stops, and on top of that they’ve pulled out just about every weapon I can think of.
Rich Russillo: Both men have somehow found their way back to their feet, AND NOW THEY’RE GOING RIGHT BACK AFTER EACH OTHER! BOTH MEN TRADING BLOWS NOW, AND HERE WE GO! REX MCALLISTER! MYLES! SOMEHOW BOTH OF THESE MEN HAVE ENOUGH LEFT IN THEM TO GO BLOW FOR BLOW, NOT LETTING UP WHATSOEVER! MYLES HITS REX WITH A KNEE LIFT TO THE MIDSECTION, AND REX RESPONDS WITH A PUNCH TO MYLES’ MIDSECTION! MYLES NOW WITH A HUGE FOREARM TARGETING THE GASH ON REX’S HEAD, AND REX HITS MYLES RIGHT WHERE THE SCAR IS FROM THE LIGHT TUBE!
James Peters: MYLES GOES FOR A HUGE SUPERKICK, BUT REX IS ABLE TO CATCH HIS LEG! REX SPINNING MYLES AROUND- BUT ONLY TO RECEIVE A SPINNING HEEL KICK IN RETURN! REX FALLING BACK INTO THE ROPES, BUT HE IMMEDIATELY BOUNCES OFF OF THEM AND DROPS MYLES WITH A HUGE LARIAT! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN, BUT THAT DOESN’T LAST VERY LONG AS THEY BOTH FIND THEIR WAY BACK TO THEIR FEET! THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BACK UP, I DON’T GET IT AT ALL!
Persephone: Rex better win… I don’t like any of this. Everything that’s happening right now sucks! Rexy should be destroying Myles, this shouldn’t be close at all! I’m convinced Rex is just going easy on him or something, there’s no way Myles actually stands a chance!
Rich Russillo: I don’t know Persephone… It doesn’t look like Rex is going easy on him. Myles is grabbing that barbed wire 2×4, and he’s… Tearing the barbed wire off of it? I don’t know what he’s doing, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE REX IS GONNA PUT A STOP TO IT AS HE CHARGES TOWARDS MYLES-
James Peters: MYLES HITS REX WITH A HUGE BOOT TO THE FACE! MYLES MANAGED TO UNRAVEL THE BARBED WIRE FROM THE 2X4, AND NOW HE JUST GRABBED REX BY THE ARM AND USED THE BARBED WIRE TO TIE HIS ARM TO THE ROPES! MYLES NOW TYING THE OPPOSITE ARM TO THE ROPES WITH THE BARBED WIRE, AND NOW REX IS WIDE OPEN! REX HAS NEARLY NO WAY TO FIGHT BACK, AND NOW MYLES HITS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION WITH THE 2X4! THIS ISN’T GOOD FOR REX AT ALL, HE’S NOT JUST DEFENSELESS, THAT’S BARBED WIRE HE’S TIED UP WITH!
Rich Russillo: MYLES HITS REX IN THE FACE WITH THE 2X4! AND THIS TIME HE HITS REX OVER THE HEAD WITH IT, AND I THINK THE 2X4 JUST BROKE OVER REX’S HEAD THANKS TO HOW HARD MYLES HIT HIM WITH! REX HAS TO BE OUT COLD NOW, BUT MYLES DOESN’T CARE, NOT YET AT LEAST! MYLES IS STILL INTENT ON DOING AS MUCH DAMAGE AS HE CAN TO REX MCALLISTER, AND AT THIS RATE MYLES IS PROBABLY GONNA END HIS CAREER! THERE’S NO WAY REX IS GONNA BE ABLE TO COME BACK FROM THIS, THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH FOR HIM!
Persephone: REEEXXYYYYYYYYY 😭😭😭😭😭😭!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭!!!! PLEASE GET OUT OF IT!! BUDGET JAMIE CAN’T WIN!!! HE’S SO BORING!!!! SO AUSTRALIAN!! SO UGLY!!!
James Peters: MYLES NOW RUNNING THE ROPES, AND SIMILARLY TO BEFORE HE HITS REX WITH A RUNNING KNEE! THIS TIME THOUGH REX HAS THAT BARBED WIRE TRAPPING HIM, AND THAT’S GOTTA BE CAUSING HIM JUST AS MUCH PAIN AS EVERYTHING ELSE MYLES IS DOING! MMYLES RUNNING THE ROPES ONCE AGAIN, AND HE HITS ANOTHER KNEE! The grin on Myles’ face is just pure evil right now, you can tell he’s enjoying every second of this and there’s absolutely nothing Rex can do to stop him!
Rich Russillo: Rex is trying to free at least one of his arms but as he does so that’s just causing him even more pain! There really is no way out of this for him, Myles has this match won and there’s nothing Rex can do about it. Myles now is looking at that pile of thumbtacks, and I don’t like the look on his face at all. If I were Rex I’d just quit now. The EAW Championship isn’t worth all this, not at all. Myles is grabbing a handful of thumbtacks, AND NOW HE-
James Peters: REX KICKS MYLES AWAY! REX WITH ANOTHER KICK TO MYLES! REX IS DOING WHATEVER HE CAN TO FEND MYLES OFF, AND NOW HE MANAGED TO FREE ONE OF HIS ARMS! THAT ARM LOOKS DISGUSTING BUT HE DOESN’T CARE, HE HAS A MATCH TO WIN! MYLES IS CHARGING TOWARDS REX AGAIN, BUT REX HITS HIM WITH A BACK ELBOW BEFORE FREEING HIS OTHER ARM! REX MANAGED TO FREE HIMSELF AND NOW HE KICKS MYLES IN THE MIDSECTION BEFORE TAKING A HANDFUL OF THE THUMBTACKS HIMSELF- OH MY GOD!
Rich Russillo: REX JUST SHOVED A HANDFUL OF THUMBTACKS INTO MYLES’ MOUTH BEFORE FORCING HIS MOUTH SHUT! MYLES IS COVERING HIS MOUTH IN PAIN, AND NOW LOOK AT REX! THE REX EFFECT!!! REX JUST HIT THE REX EFFECT, SPIKING MYLES’ HEAD ONTO THE LEFTOVER THUMBTACKS!!! MYLES IS DONE!! MYLES IS DOWN AND OUT, BUT REX ISN’T GOING FOR THE COVER JUST YET! AFTER WHAT WE’VE SEEN TONIGHT REX KNOWS JUST HOW MUCH OF A THREAT MYLES IS, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE KNEW THAT WASN’T GONNA BE ENOUGH!
Persephone: A SECOND REX EFFECT!!!!! YESSS!!!!! REX JUST HIT MYLES WITH A SECOND REX EFFECT, AND NOW HE’S FINALLY GOING FOR THE COVER! THAT’S IT! PLEASE LET THAT BE IT!!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner…. AND STILLLLLLL THE EAW CHAMPION…. REEEEEEEEXXXXXXX MMMMCAAALLLIIISSTTEERRRR!!!!!!!
James Peters: Jesus Christ. Is Myles gonna be okay?
Rich Russillo: Is Rex gonna be okay?
James Peters: Honestly, I don’t know. I don’t know what to say after that match. From the moment the stipulation was revealed we knew this match was gonna be violent, but I didn’t think they’d go as far as they did tonight. These two at times tried killing each other. They literally put each other through a table just for the sake of it.
Rich Russillo: Myles seemed ecstatic having the chance to deal as much punishment as he wanted to, but in the end he wasn’t able to do the most important part and get the job done. Honestly, I don’t blame him. Myles had this match in the bag and somehow Rex found a way to change that, leaving his arms a mess in the process. I’m surprised we have a winner to be honest, these two went through hell and back for this.
Persephone: YESSS!!!! REXY WINS AGAIN 😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰!!!!!! WHAT A KING, I TOLD YOU GUYS MYLES SUCKED! BACK TO THE LINE YOU GO LOSER!!!
James Peters: I don’t think Myles cares about lines or anything related to Championship gold, but even so I have zero doubt that he’s going to be a Champion soon…. Assuming he’s ever able to compete again after tonight. I still don’t really know what to say after that, but congratulations Rex! This was one hell of a start to his title reign.
(‘Champion’ starts back up, and the socially distanced crowd begins cheering as Rex McAllister just lays on the mat next to Myles, clearly worn out after what he just went through. After a minute or two, Rex slowly manages to get back to his feet, barely able to even stand straight as the referee hands him his EAW Championship before raising his hand. Rex takes a moment to look over at Myles who is still unconscious, before finally beginning to celebrate as much as he could as Bloodsport begins to fade out.)
[ 15 MINUTE INTERMISSION ]
(During the 15 minute intermission, the socially distanced crowd inside the Performance Center is treated to a replay of the 2020 Cash in the Vault Ladder Match that saw Darcy May Morgan capture the briefcase and secure herself a future world championship shot.)
(The camera fades back into the ringside.)
(During the intermission, the ominous scaffold has been set up high above the ring. It doesn’t look very stable, and even more terrifying is the barbed wire net that has been set up several feet below the scaffold and stretches the entire length of the ring. In a weird way, it’s almost like there are three levels to this upcoming match.)
(The ring.)
(The barbed wire net.)
(The scaffold.)
(There is a terrified referee positioned on top of the scaffold to count any pinfalls that might happen up there. There is also a referee wearing sturdy boots, protective gloves, and kneepads on the taunt, barbed wire netting to count any pinfalls that could happen there.)
(After focusing on the scaffold for a few more dramatic minutes, the camera cuts to Bella, who is standing in the middle of the ring. She looks up at the net and the scaffold, shakes her head, and plasters that smile on her face.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Scaffold Match! Pinfalls, submissions, or knockouts can happen on the scaffold or in the barbed wire net!
(“Natural” by Imagine Dragons begins to blast across the PA system and the socially distanced crowd erupts in cheers.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first! From Detroit, Michigan… weighing in at 257 pounds… he is the ‘Barbaric Carnivore’… TERRY CHAMBERS!!!
(Terry walks onto the stage and his eyes immediately take in what’s waiting for him. His face doesn’t betray his emotion, but his eyes tell a different story. He wants this win and is willing to do whatever it takes to get it.)
Persephone: Like honestly, I really don’t get the point of this match, and quite frankly, I’m not even sure if I want to sit here through it. How stupid do two people have to be to agree to do something this dumb?
Rich Russillo: This is definitely one of the most interesting matches we have ever seen here on Voltage, and I’m not sure what type of expectations I have for it. Terry Chambers and Darcy May Morgan are risking their livelihoods here tonight and for what? There’s nothing on the line.
James Peters: Pride is on the line for both of them, Rich. Darcy picked this fight because she wants to face the best Voltage has to offer. Terry plans to finish this fight and show Darcy that she’s in for one hell of a ride on Sunday nights. I have no idea what the fu-
Rich Russillo: DARCY JUST SLAMMED THE BRIEFCASE RIGHT ACROSS TERRY CHAMBERS’ BACK!
Persephone: LULZ! Doesn’t he know he’s bound to get attacked from behind at this point?!?!
James Peters: DARCY IS BEATING THE SNOT OUT OF THE TERRY WITH THE BRIEFCASE AND SHE HAS ALREADY DRAWN BLOOD!
Persephone: That’s because she wrapped that shit in barbed wire! How fucking adorable!
Rich Russillo: DARCY SLAMS THE BRIEFCASE ACROSS THE BACK OF TERRY’S SKULL AND SHE BEGINS STOMPING AWAY ON HIM! I GUESS WE’RE NOT EVEN GOING TO BOTHER STARTING THIS MATCH OFF IN THE RING BECAUSE THE REFEREE IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: DARCY HAS TERRY BY THE HAIR AND SHE IS DRAGGING HIM DOWN THE RAMP! SHE KICKS THE RING STEPS APART AND THROWS TERRY HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL! DARCY IMMEDIATELY PULLS THE STEPS UP AND SHE LETS THEM DROP DOWN ON TERRY’S HEAD! :damn:
Rich Russillo: THE LEADING LADY DIDN’T COME TO BLOODSPORT TO FUCK AROUND! SHE IS DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW AND WAILING AWAY ON TERRY! HE IS BLEEDING FROM THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND DARCY IS MAKING DAMN SURE SHE OPENS THAT WOUND UP FURTHER! I DON’T THINK TERRY EVER ANTICIPATED GETTING BLINDSIDED!
Persephone: See? I don’t really get that. We all know Darcy is a chicken shit type of competitor who relies on tricks and sneak attack and just general fuckery to get the job done. She might hold a briefcase that gives her a chance to win a world championship, but that doesn’t make her a credible competitor. She’s no Rex McAllister.
James Peters: Oh brother.
Rich Russillo: Darcy has Terry by the hair now and she’s trying to pull him up! She’s struggling and that doesn’t surprise me. Terry was always going to have the size and power advantage in this match. He towers over Darcy, and she seems to be realizing that right now. She gets him to his knees and punches him in the face a few times but Terry is finally able to mount some offense! He hits Darcy in the stomach a few times, driving the air out of her lungs, and hauls himself up! He clubs her in the head, which drops ‘The Leading Lady’ to her knees, and Terry violently knees her right in the face!
James Peters: Terry takes a moment to regroup, and rightfully so, but now he is right back on the attack! He reaches under the ring and he has a kendo stick! Terry slams the kendo stick on Darcy’s head and she crumples to the ground! Terry begins striking her and there is very little Darcy can do to defend herself!
Persephone: :yikes: Those are some ugly looking welts!
Rich Russillo: Terry breaks the kendo stick over Darcy’s back! He grabs her up and rolls her into the ring, and Darcy starts crawling towards the opposite set of ropes! She attempts to pull herself up, but Terry greets her with a running knee to the back! He helps her up, presses Darcy against the ropes, and begins choking her! There is nothing but fire in Terry’s eyes right now. He wants to teach Darcy a lesson and he wants to hurt her! He presses Darcy against the ropes and slams his knee into her stomach once again!
James Peters: Terry follows up with another huge clubbing blow to Darcy’s skull but Darcy manages to connect with a right hand to Terry’s mid-section! It doesn’t even phase ‘The Barbaric Carnivore’! He continues to beat on Darcy! Darcy has to fight back in order to survive this match and potentially win, and she continues to catch Terry with those right hands! Terry counters with a headbutt and he whips Darcy into the corner! He barrels towards her, but Darcy manages to get her foot up! Terry staggers back and here comes Darcy! She attempts to clothesline him, but Terry ducks! He whirls around and catches her from behind, and he plants Darcy into the mat with a tilt-a whirl-backbreaker!
Persephone: I’m sure Farcy Darcy has had her back blown out on several occasions. Nothing new for her to be honest.
Rich Russillo: Terry drags her over to the corner and he slips out of the ring! Terry grabs one of Darcy’s arms and one of her legs and he pulls her into the LED ringpost! Terry places his foot on the post and he is literally trying to break Darcy in half right now! She has got to be in absolutely excruciating pain right now!
Persephone: Well, considering Darcy is screaming like a murder victim right now, I guess she is hurting.
James Peters: Terry lets go of Darcy’s arm but he pulls her out of the ring by her ankle! The back of her head just caught the edge of the apron! Terry puts the boots to Darcy for several seconds before reaching under the ring again! To her credit, Darcy is using the ring skirt to pull herself up, but Terry has a metal cookie sheet and he slams it into Darcy’s face! She nearly loses her footing and Terry hits her again! This time he dents the cookie sheet!!!
Rich Russillo: Darcy is on her back once again and Terry slams the cookie sheet into her stomach! He pulls her up, nails her with a few forearm shots, before grabbing her hair and he runs towards the ring post!!!
James Peters: BUT DARCY GETS HER FOOT UP!
Persephone: She connects with an elbow that causes Terry to lose his grip! Darcy quickly puts some space between the two, but Terry comes right back at her! Darcy once again fends him off with several desperation kicks and she drops to her knees, nailing Terry right in his little Chambers!!!! 😀
Rich Russillo: Darcy makes sure Terry is down with a solid knee strike right to his jaw, and she backs up, taking a moment to catch her breath and get herself back into this match! Thus far, neither competitor has even bothered to climb the scaffolding, and quite frankly, I really don’t blame them. I’m low key afraid of heights and that shit is has got to be close to the ceiling of the Performance Center :lupe:
James Peters: This match is definitely dangerous. Hell, the whole show is dangerous and we have so much more to come.
Persephone: Focus Jim! Damn! We have a match going on! I get it’s boring when Rex isn’t competing but if you would get back to doing your job and calling the actual action, that would be great!
James Peters: :unamused:
Rich Russillo: Darcy is staggering towards the Cash in the Vault briefcase, which she attacked Terry with during his entrance. For whatever reason, she is unwrapping the barbed wire from around…
Persephone: Dude… she’s opening it up.
James Peters: :damn: IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?!
Rich Russillo: :damn: DARCY JUST PULLED OUT A STUN! LOOK AT HER FACE! DARCY IS LAUGHING AS SHE MAKES HER WAY BACK OVER TO TERRY!
Persephone: Okay fuck Darcy, but I love the fact her stun gun is pink and decked out with Swarovski crystals. That’s so adorbs!
James Peters: :damn: TELL THAT TO TERRY CHAMBERS! HIS SCREAMS JUST ECHOED THROUGHOUT THE PERFORMANCE CENTER AS DARCY JUST TAZED HIM IN THE NUTS!!!!
Rich Russillo: :mjgrin: Didn’t Cody Marshall do something similar to Terry awhile back on Showdown??
Persephone: Duh. But that was probably racially motivated seeing as how Terry was fat and Samoan back then.
James Peters: :skip: Nevertheless, Darcy just tazed the fuck out of Terry’s nuts and I hope he really didn’t have plans with Consuela later on. Darcy is loosening her boot now and she tucks the stun gun into the side of it, before lacing it back up. I guess she plans to use it later. Who fucking knows at this point. She’s dragging Terry over towards the scaffolding and Darcy begins to climb! ‘The Leading Lady’ makes her way up the side of the scaffolding but it doesn’t appear she is going all the way up. She pauses, several feet from the ground…
Persephone: FUCK!!!
Rich Russillo: DARCY JUST LAUNCHED HERSELF OFF THE SIDE OF THE SCAFFOLDING AND CONNECTED WITH A MOONSAULT KNEE DROP ON TERRY CHAMBERS!!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
James Peters: :damn:! Darcy usually does that move standing but tonight is different! This is Bloodsport! This is when you put it all on the line! Darcy just did a beautiful moonsault off the side of that damned scaffolding and Terry Chambers has been left gasping for breath! Darcy knows she has to stay on the attack and she is stomping the hell out of Terry right now! She is targeting his stomach and ribcage, and damn! Darcy just did a double footstomp right to Terry’s throat!
Persephone: That overgrown bitch is curled into a fetal position now and Darcy has seized the barbed wire she took off the briefcase and she is wrapping it around Terry’s neck! Darcy is choking this man after taking away his ability to reproduce with the ugliest Ava! This is fantastic! Terry is kicking and thrashing as Darcy strangles him and do you guys know what’s so great about this? The dumb bitch can’t win the match if she kills him! It only counts if he is on the scaffold or on that stupid net 😀
Rich Russillo: My beautiful Greek goddess has a point. This match can only be won on the scaffold or while the two are on the barbed wire net. Darcy doesn’t seem to care about that right now. She said this week she is going to show the world that Darcy May Morgan has an extreme side, and it seems like she plans to make good on that promise.
James Peters: But Darcy also said she wants to win the match. While I agree it’s a smart strategy to wear down someone as big and as powerful as Terry, she should be doing up there and not down here on the ground.
Persephone: :mjlol: No one ever said the bitch was smart, Jim.
Rich Russillo: Darcy loosens her grip on the choke and works to pull Terry up to his feet. Terry is clawing at the barbed wire to try and get it from around his neck and Darcy nails him with a knee to the gut! Terry doubles over and Darcy is quick to catch him under the chin with a nice little European uppercut! Terry’s head snaps back and Darcy looks to strike him in his battered throat with a flurry of forearms! Terry is finally able to grab Darcy by the hair and he temporarily subdues her thanks to a vicious headbutt! Terry grabs Darcy and he whips her into the side of the scaffolding! Her back slams into the structure and that allows Terry to finally rip the barbed wire from his own flesh!
James Peters: Terry takes a moment to collect himself and he lifts up the apron of the ring! I wonder what he’s searching for??
Persephone: IT’S A CHAIN! TERRY PULLS A CHAIN OUT FROM UNDER THE RING AND HE’S WRAPPING THE BARBED WIRE AROUND IT! HE BEGINS TO STALK DARCY, WHO SEES WHAT TERRY HAS IN HIS HAND! SHE BEGINS TO RETREAT… TURNING HER BACK AND RUNNING AROUND THE RING, BUT TERRY CHASES HER! TERRY THROWS THE CHAIN AND IT LASHES DARCY, BRINGING HER DOWN! TERRY FOLDS THE CHAIN IN HALF AND HE STARTS WHIPPING DARCY! THE BARBED WIRE WRAPPED CHAIN IS SLICING UP DARCY’S BACK AND LEAVING ALL KINDS OF NASTY LOOKING WELTS!
Rich Russillo: :lupe: Terry did a lot of damage with the kendo stick earlier, and he is opening some of those wounds. Blood is pouring from Darcy’s back now but Terry doesn’t let up! He continues to beat Darcy like I’m sure Mr. DEDEDE beats Kassidy Heart when she smarts off to him, and Darcy can do nothing but lay there and take it! Terry finally stops, satisfied he has destroyed Miss Cash in the Vault, and now he is wrapping the chain around Darcy’s ankles. The fuck is this?!
James Peters: No way. No fucking way.
Persephone: OMG!!! 😀 😀 😀 TERRY HAS LOOPED THE CHAIN AROUND HIS ARM AND HE IS STARTING TO CLIMB THE SCAFFOLD!!! HE IS DRAGGING DARCY MAY MORGAN UP WITH HIM BY HER ANKLES! THIS IS AMAZING! OMG!!! 😀 😀 😀
Rich Russillo: That is one sick sight.
James Peters: Terry Chambers stops his climb and it appears he is attaching the chain to the scaffolding! What the fuck?? Terry Chambers has strung Darcy up by her ankle and now he is climbing back down! What the fuck is he doing?!
Persephone: HE IS GETTING ANOTHER WEAPON! THAT’S WHAT!!! YES! TERRY PULLS ANOTHER KENDO STICK OUT FROM THE UNDER THE RING AND HE JUST SLAMMED IT INTO DARCY’S CHEST! TERRY HITS HER AGAIN AND THIS THE STICK CONNECTS WITH HER FACE! TERRY STRIKES DARCY AGAIN AND THIS TIME HE BUSTS OPEN HER FOREHEAD! TERRY STRIKES DARCY IN THE CHEST AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN! HE HITS HER IN THE FACE ONE FINAL TIME BEFORE DROPPING THE STICK AND CLIMBING BACK UP THE SCAFFOLD! TERRY UNHOOKS THE CHAIN, GETS A GOOD GRIP ON IT, AND HE BRINGS THEM BOTH ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP! DARCY IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT, HER BLOOD DRIPPING EVERYWHERE, AND TERRY THROWS HER DEADWEIGHT ON TOP OF THE SCAFFOLD BEFORE THROWING HIMSELF ON TOP OF HER! TERRY WITH THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEE-
Rich Russillo: DARCY GOT HER SHOULDER UP!
James Peters: The referee carefully gets out of the way and retreats to the other side of the platform, hanging on for dear life. Terry wraps the chain around his fist and punches Darcy in the face a few times! She looks awful guys and I’m not even sure if ‘Super Darcy’ can come back from this. Terry literally beat her to death and nearly killed her with that kendo stick.
Persephone: I mean… so? Who’s going to miss her? :mjlol:
Rich Russillo: Terry wraps the chain around one of the poles holding the scaffold in place, grabs Darcy by the hair, and begins slamming her face into the scaffold over and over again! This is exactly what he did a few weeks ago that put Darcy’s match with Minerva in jeopardy, but we all watched as Darcy somehow managed to get herself in position to win and nearly become the Universal Women’s Champion!
Persephone: Well with all due respect that to fucking freak, Terry Chambers is a different type of competitor. He’s giant compared to Minerva, and thus far Terry has battered the life and the fight right out of Darcy.
James Peters: It really sucks when you’re right, but in this case, I can’t really disagree. Darcy is going to have to dig deep if she even wants to survive at this point.
Rich Russillo: Terry is back to his feet now and if he’s afraid of how high in the air he is, he’s not showing it. He takes his time pulling Darcy up to her knees and now Terry is backing up…
James Peters: TERRY SPRINTS TOWARDS DARCY! HE IS LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH A BIG BOOT BUT DARCY MANAGES TO DUCK! TERRY SOMEHOW SKIDS TO A STOP RIGHT AT THE EDGE OF THE SCAFFOLD!!! DARCY HAS FOLDED THE CHAIN AND SHE SMACKS HIM IN THE BACK WITH IT WITH EVERYTHING SHE HAS LEFT IN HER AND TERRY SLIPS!!!!
Persephone: TERRY GRABS ONTO THE POLES AND IS DANGLING OFF THE EDGE OF THE SCAFFOLD! THERE’S NO NET TO CATCH HIM! IF HE FALLS FROM THAT HIGH IN THE AIR AND HITS THE FLOOR, HE WILL LIKELY DIE! 😀
Rich Russillo: An eerie silence has fallen over this crowd, as Terry Chambers pulls himself back up onto the scaffold. Dude literally just escaped a sure death.
James Peters: Darcy looks utterly defeated seeing Terry Chambers standing back in front of her. ‘The Barbaric Carnivore’ has completely tapped into a different side of his personality and quite frankly, I’m terrified. Darcy hasn’t even had a chance to get the chain off her ankle yet, and despite the fact she is retreating, she can only go so far! Terry towers over her and with no other choice, Darcy starts fumbling for that stun gun again! Terry quickly places his foot on her ankle, stopping her from getting it, and then pulls Darcy up by the hair! Darcy begins throwing desperate rights and lefts, connecting with Terry, but he headbutts her once again, nearly causing Darcy to fall!
Rich Russillo: Adrenaline must be kicking in for Darcy at this point, because she regains her balance and continues to throw those wild punches at Terry! She catches him in the temple, and she rakes him across the face in sheer desperation!
Persephone: Terry grabs his face and Darcy with another low blow! She had no other choice! Darcy quickly unwraps the chain from around her ankle, freeing herself, and she is now reaching for the stun gun! She removes it from her boot and she slams it down into Terry’s chest! Darcy is tazing Terry and she isn’t stopping! Can’t someone actually die from that? :lupe: Actually, you know what, I don’t care. DIE, TERRY, DIE!!!!
James Peters: :whoa:! The man has kids! We don’t really want him to die!
Persephone: :usure:??
James Peters: Yes! For Gawd’s sakes! LIVE, TERRY, LIVE!!!
Rich Russillo: Darcy finally pulls back the stun gun and she throws herself over Terry’s limp body!!!! Darcy with the cover!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
James Peters: TERRY GOT HIS SHOULDER UP!!! HOW IN THE FUCK?!
Persephone: :oh: Huh. Interesting.
Rich Russillo: DARCY GRABS HER HAIR, THE FRUSTRATION BUILDING! This woman is literally a bloody mess, her face black and blue and swollen from being beaten, and she just damn near pulled off the win! Darcy still has the stun gun in her hand but Terry’s hand just wrapped around her throat! Darcy grabs her for her throat, dropping the weapon in the process, and it just fell onto the barbed wire net! Darcy is flailing about, but she manages to get the chain! She slams part of the chain down onto Terry’s face, hitting him in the eye! A cut has opened up and blood is gushing from it! She might have cost this man his fucking eye 😐
James Peters: BUT TERRY STILL HAS DARCY BY THE NECK AND HE IS SITTING UP! THE FEAR IN DARCY’S EYES IS REAL! SHE SLAMS THE CHAIN INTO HIS FACE AGAIN BUT TERRY IS FORCING THEM BOTH UP! DARCY USES THE CHAIN AGAIN, AGAIN, AGAIN, AND AGAIN!!! TERRY FINALLY RELEASES HER THROAT AND DARCY WHIPS THE CHAIN ACROSS TERRY’S FACE! HE NEARLY TUMBLES OFF THE SCAFFOLD BUT SOMEHOW MANAGES TO CATCH HIMSELF! DARCY WHIPS AT THE CHAIN AT TER-
Persephone: HE CAUGHT IT! TERRY CAUGHT THE CHAIN! DARCY DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO! SHE TUGS THE CHAIN BUT TERRY DOESN’T BUDGE! THIS DUMB BITCH IS NEVER GOING TO WIN A TUG OF WAR MATCH WITH TERRY BUT LOOK AT HER TRY! DARCY IS TRYING SO HARD TO PULL THE CHAIN AWAY FROM TERRY! TERRY ISN’T EVEN MOVING! DARCY IS PULLING WITH ALL HER MIGHT AND OH GOD! TERRY JUST LET GO!!!!
Rich Russillo: DARCY GOES FLYING! SHE LANDS AND ROLLS TO THE SIDE OF THE PLATFORM! DARCY FALLS! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHI-
James Peters: SHE CAUGHT THE EDGE! DARCY IS SOMEHOW GRIPPING THE SCAFFOLDING PLATFORM!!!! SHE IS DANGLING OVER THAT BARBED WIRE NET AND IS TRYING TO PULL HERSELF UP!
Persephone: TERRY STEPPED ON HER HANDS!!! HE IS CRUSHING DARCY’S HANDS BENEATH HIS BOOT AND HE KNEELS DOWN! I CAN’T HEAR WHAT HE IS SAYING TO DARCY BUT DARCY DOESN’T LOOK HAPPY! THE FEAR IN HER EYES HAS TURNED TO SHEER ANGER!!! DARCY IS TALKING BACK AND SHE JUST SPIT IN TERRY’S FACE!!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN JUST SPIT IN THE FACE OF TERRY CHAMBERS!!!!
Rich Russillo: TERRY STANDS BACK UP AND HE STOMPS DOWN ON DARCY’S HANDS! A SCREAM ERUPTS FROM THE LEADING LADY AS SHE FALLS FROM THE SCAFFOLD AND LANDS RIGHT IN THE BARBED WIRE NET! HER BODY IS VIOLENTLY CONVULSING AND DEAR GOD! I CAN’T EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE THE PAIN SHE IS FEELING RIGHT NOW!!!
James Peters: :lupe: Miss Cash in the Vault may be a future world champion, but right now she’s bitten off more than she can chew. Terry warned her that this season was about his chase for the EAW World Championship and that by winning tonight at Bloodsport, he would be sending a message to the rest of the roster that he should be looked at as the front runner. His struggles have shaped him into the competitor he is today, and it seems like he might actually make good on his promise to become the EAW World Champion!
Persephone: :lupe: Terry looks like a monster right now with one bloody and closed eye, and the other full of nothing but anger. I think he’s about to do something too…
Rich Russillo: :lupe: Terry is backing up…
James Peters: :lupe: Terry just climb down and go pin Darcy. Just end this match…
Persephone: THE FATTY IS RUNNING! TERRY RUNS AND DIVES OFF THE SCAFFOLD!!! TOPE CON HILO! TOPE CON HILO! TERRY THROWS HIMSELF OFF THE SCAFFOLD!!!!
Rich Russillo: :damn:
James Peters: DARCY MOVES! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! DARCY MOVED AND TERRY JUST CRASHED AND BURNED! TERRY JUST LANDED BACK FIRST ON THE BARBED WIRE NET!!! NOW TERRY IS THE ONE FLOPPING AROUND LIKE A FISH ON LAND!
Rich Russillo: The referee positioned on the net isn’t really sure what to do. It isn’t like Darcy is making a move to cover Terry. Both competitors are down and this match has to have a winner. At least I guess it does. Was that ever specified?
Persephone: Well no, because this match is literally fucking pointless. These two have put themselves through this torture for literally no reason. I mean, I’m not complaining because they both suck and deserve to die slow, miserable deaths, but like why? Why do this to yourself for absolutely nothing?
James Peters: Because they’re both fierce competitors, Per. I can’t really expect you to understand that.
Persephone: I do fucking understand it, so don’t you dare and try and belittle me just because I don’t give a fuck about people not named Rex McAllister. I am just trying to wrap my head around why two people who are apparently considered top tier talents :mjlol: would jeopardize everything they have been working towards for NOTHING! Not a damn fucking thing.
Rich Russillo: It’s all about pride :wow:
Persephone: Well they’re both going to end up in a body bag and that’s fine with me. Less competition to feed to Rex, but whatever.
(It takes several minutes for either competitor to move a muscle. The violent and unnatural nature of the match has clearly taken a toll on both of them.)
James Peters: Darcy has finally gotten herself into a sitting position. This woman has been through absolute Hell tonight and the fact she is still in this match is a true testament to the type of competitor she is. Terry has thrown everything at her, but she’s still alive, and if there is anything I learned about Darcy May Morgan last season, it’s that if she has breath in her body, she will fight until the death.
Rich Russillo: Darcy sees that the stun gun is several feet away from her, so she just crawls over to Terry instead. She doesn’t have the energy right now to hook the leg but she has him covered!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRE-
Persephone: Terry gets his shoulder up!
James Peters: Darcy doesn’t even look surprised anymore. This match has really come down to the two of them down on this barbed wire net. Any little movement is going to cause them pain. The barbs are piercing their skin and cutting them no matter what they do. Captain Charisma is sick for coming up with this variation of a scaffold match, and I hope to Gawd we never have to see another one again.
Rich Russillo: I think Darcy and Terry knew this was going to be the end result, though. Terry even told Darcy after she spun the wheel that she did this to both of them.
Persephone: Dumb cunt.
James Peters: Darcy looks up at the sky and she finally finds enough energy to roll on top of Terry. The referee goes to count the pin, but Darcy waves him off! She begins to unload on Terry! Forearm after forearm connects with Terry! Blood is flying everywhere but Darcy is past the point of caring! She just wants to finish this with a TKO because it’s obvious Terry isn’t going to let himself get pinned tonight! Darcy continues to beat up on Terry, but he somehow manages to throw her off! Darcy lands a few feet away from him, but look! Darcy is pushing herself up! The barbed wire netting is pretty taunt. It’s almost like a platform in itself. It’s certainly more sturdy than the scaffold. She is bent at the waist, resting her hands on her knees, but she is telling Terry to come at her!
Rich Russillo: Terry has rolled onto his knees and he slowly looks at Darcy. I don’t think Terry is looking at Darcy as a piece of prey anymore. He is looking at her like she is a warrior he has to slay. Terry finds his footing on the net and straightens up to his full height, and he walks towards Darcy :lupe:
Persephone: :lupe:
James Peters: :lupe: Darcy straightens up as well and the fear we saw earlier in those blue eyes of hers is completely gone. Darcy is ready to take it to Terry, and the fact both of them are on their feet, in the middle of this net, ready to fight… it just defies logic. It is beyond my comprehension at this point. This match should have been called ages ago, but here we go.
Persephone: They don’t even bother with a lock up! Terry is the first to throw a shot and catches Darcy square in the jaw! Her head snaps to the side, but she doesn’t go down! She greets Terry with a stiff forearm shot that knocks the saliva right out of his mouth. Gross, considering we are in a pandemic, but whatever.
Rich Russillo: TERRY WITH A RIGHT HAND, BUT DARCY REMAINS STANDING! DARCY WITH ANOTHER STIFF FOREARM, BUT TERRY REMAINS STANDING! TERRY! DARCY! TERRY! DARCY! TERRY! DARCY! DARCY! DARCY! DARCY! DARCY FINALLY TAKES TERRY CHAMBERS OFF HIS FEET AND SHE QUICKLY CAPITALIZES BY HITTING HIM WITH ANOTHER STANDING MOONSAULT KNEE DROP! DARCY SCRAMBLES BACK TO HER FEET AND SHE DOES IT AGAIN! SHE DOES IT THREE TIMES… NO FOUR! DARCY CONNECTS WITH A FIFTH STANDING MOONSAULT KNEE DROP… THIS TIME TO TERRY’S FACE… AND SHE GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Persephone: NO! NO! NO! TERRY KICKED OUT!!!!
Rich Russillo: DARCY JUST UNLEASHED A FLURRY OF WILD PUNCHES OUT OF PURE AGONY! SHE WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN TO FINISH OFF TERRY CHAMBERS AND GET THIS HUGE WIN! SHE IS ABSOLUTELY PUMMELING HIM RIGHT NOW AND TERRY IS COVERING UP! HE IS TRYING TO DEFLECT AND DEFEND HIMSELF BUT DARCY IS NOT HAVING IT! SHE HAS TAKEN SO MUCH ABUSE IN THIS MATCH! SHE HAS DISHED OUT HER OWN! SHE JUST WANTS THE VICTORY NOW AND THAT IS ALL SHE IS THINKING ABOUT! DARCY GETS UP AND RELENTLESSLY KICKS TERRY OVER AND OVER! SHE FINALLY SLAMS HER FOOT INTO HIS RIBCAGE AND KICKS HIM OVER ON HIS STOMACH!!!!
James Peters: DARCY HOOKS TERRY’S LEGS, STEPS ON HIS THIGHS, AND GOES FOR HIS ARMS! THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY DARCY IS GOING TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS! TERRY CHAMBERS IS 6’7’… 257! DARCY IS 5’4’… 130!!!
Persephone: DARCY STARTS ROCKING BACK AND FORTH, LOOKING FOR THE ROMERO SPECIAL, BUT IT’S NOT HAP-
Rich Russillo: JESUS CHRIST! IT IS HAPPENING! DARCY HAS SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY LIFTED TERRY CHAMBERS IN THE FUCKING AIR! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!
James Peters: SHE CAN’T HOLD IT THOUGH! NOT EVEN SUPER DARCY COULD HOLD ONTO IT! TERRY SLIPS FROM HER CLUTCHES BEFORE DARCY COULD TRANSITION INTO THE DRAGON SLEEPER BUT SHE’S NOT ABOUT TO GIVE UP NOW! IF SHE CAN’T LOCK IN ‘THE ENCORE’ THAT WAY, SHE WILL TRY IT ANOTHER WAY!!!
Rich Russillo: DARCY GRABS TERRY BY THE NECK AND FLIPS BACKWARDS!!!! SHE IS ON HER FEET, WRENCHING HIS NECK BACK, AND SHE REACHES BEHIND HERSELF TO TRY AND LOCK HER HANDS! DARCY NEARLY HAS ‘THE ENCORE’ LOCKED IN, BUT TERRY! TERRY! TERRY! TERRY HAS THE STUN GUN! HE JUST SHOT DARCY IN THE SIDE OF THE FACE WITH IT! DARCY HITS THE NETTING AND TERRY IMMEDIATELY GRABS HER LEG! TERRY HOOKS HER LEG AND HE LIFTS HER UP! ‘LOCKED IN CHAMBERS’! ‘LOCKED IN CHAMBERS’! TERRY HAS DARCY IN HIS SUBMISSION FINISHER AND HE SLAMS HER FACE INTO THE BARBED WIRE NET!
Persephone: TERRY HAS THE HOLD FULLY LOCKED IN AND HE IS PUSHING DARCY INTO THE NETTING WHILE ATTEMPTING TO SNAP HER LEG IN HALF! DARCY IS REFUSING TO TAP! AFTER EVERYTHING SHE’S BEEN THROUGH IN THIS MATCH SHE ISN’T GIVING UP!
James Peters: MISS CASH IN THE VAULT WILL NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER! THAT IS WHY SHE IS A FUTURE WORLD CHAMPION AND ONE OF THE PREMIERE ATHLETES IN THIS COMPANY!
Rich Russillo: THE REFEREE IS DOWN AND CHECKING ON DARCY AND SHE IS SHOWING NO SIGNS OF LIFE! DARCY IS OUT! DARCY IS OUT!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER… TERRY CHAMBERS!!!!
(“Natural” by Imagine Dragons begins to play, but Terry Chambers doesn’t look like a winner. He releases the hold and collapses, and the referee immediately begins to check on both Darcy and Terry.)
James Peters: What a statement win for Terry Chambers! What a fucking match! I have no idea how these managed to keep going for as long as they did, but in the end, Terry forced Darcy to pass out.
Rich Russillo: Yes. He forced her to pass out. Darcy did not tap or quit. She had no say in the outcome because Terry put her to sleep. What an absolutely hellacious match between two people who were competing against one another just for the hell of it.
Persephone: I have no words.
(Rich and James really don’t either. Medical staff has come out but it’s clear it’s going to be hell trying to get Darcy and Terry down from the netting.)
James Peters: I am being told in my headset that we are going to take another 15 minute intermission so the fire department can get in here and get Darcy and Terry down. In the meantime, enjoy a replay of the EAW World Championship match from Pain for Pride featuring Andrea Valentine defending against Rex McAllister.
Persephone: //tenor.com/view/lotion-gif-10403352
(Bloodsport fades into the EAW Championship match from Pain for Pride.)
[ 15 MINUTE INTERMISSION ]
(The scene opens in Captain Charisma’s office.)
(Captain Charisma is seen chatting with none other than Drake King who made his shocking return earlier tonight and interfered in the match between Malcolm Jones and TLA)
Drake King: …I am enlightened now. I have ascended. I have become a Messiah. I have come to the conclusion that Voltage and EAW need Drake King. They need me like a boat needs a lighthouse to guide it through the fog on a rainy night.
Captain Charisma: :wow: What a metaphor
Drake King: EAW needs me as the face of this company because Drake King is the only one able to cleanse the filth of this industry. That is why I am back here on Voltage. I had the vision of a future EAW without Drake King and that vision was… scary. It was an apocalyptic scenario. Nobody wants that. They want me, they want their Messiah to guide them through the night.
Captain Charisma: I understand you are one of those people who are so full of themselves, they spend more time lost in their thoughts than in the actual world of the living human being. That’s why, unlike most of the EAW Universe who is probably seeing your return as some sort of shocking, ratings saving television moment, I am not that phased. That’s probably because I’ve seen plenty of shenanigans as the Commissioner of Voltage. Although I have to ask you. Just what in the world were you thinking when you decided to ruin such an important match.
Drake King: TLA is a cancer, sir. I’ve taken him down in the past, humiliated him and almost sent him packing, but the man just does not know when to quit. Enough is enough, it’s 2020 and TLA should not be anywhere near an EAW product or show. Why are you even worried about the match itself? Me ruining it is a good thing, not a bad thing. See this match represents EAW’s essence in a nutshell. Two human beings fighting for something that is fundamentally worthless, trying to end each other lives over… what? A physical possession? Give me a break. Life is much more than that. Life is much more than just tangible possessions…
Captain Charisma: Rich comment from someone who used to be so obsessed with being World a Champion last year. I cannot believe you completely changed your mind about that “tangible possession”.
Drake King: “Used to” is right. I am a changed man now. I was reborn as the Messiah and EAW needs to find its way…
Captain Charisma: Well, I can tell you’ve been away for quite some time. You must be pissed to hear that The Visual Prophet is…
Drake King: DON’T SAY THAT NAME!!!
Captain Charisma: :mjlol:
(In that very moment, Malcolm Jones storms into the office of Captain Charisma. He is still all bandaged up after that insane back and forth massacre he just went through, but he still has something to say to the man who pretty much handed him the briefcase and the win)
Malcolm Jones: Are you fucking insane, you dumbass cac ass motherfucker? What the fuck were you thinking? Did you legitimately expect me NOT to beat TLA on my own? That guy fucking sucks, I had him beat on multiple occasions. The last thing I need is your help. Why did you get involved? What is this all about? I’ve always kicked one motherfucker’s ass tonight, I can kick another without breaking a sweat.
(Drake places his hand on Malcolm’s shoulder and gives his former opponent a small smile.)
Drake King: Please calm down, my young brother. Ranting and raving is not going to solve the issue you believe you have with me now. I will happily explain my reasoning
Malcolm Jones: Motherfucka if you don’t get ya goddamn hand off my shoulder, I’m likely to cut it off with the mood I’m in right now. What happened out there with TLA was bullshit. All of it was a fucking joke.
Captain Charisma: I’m curious to hear more about Drake’s reasons as well.
Drake King: It’s simple. I have seen the light. I have seen the future. I am back to change the future for the good of the free world, and in order to do that, I have to rewrite a little bit of history. Malcolm Jones. You innocent soul. When I took the Interwire Championship off of you, I did so by nefarious means. Using other people for my own personal gain is not something I am proud of and I sincerely apologize that you were a victim of The Roundtable.
Malcolm Jones: :skip: You musta really got your shit rocked during Prophetic Visions. That fruitcake Viz-
Drake King: DO NOT SAY HIS NAME!!!!
Malcolm Jones: :mjgrin:
(Drake takes a moment to compose himself, seemingly meditating and getting his mind back right.)
Drake King: Anyways. Me gifting you this ‘Unique Opportunity’ is my way of saying, I’m sorry.
Malcolm Jones :skip:
Captain Charisma: GUYS GUYS! Hold your horses. Please. Instead of arguing, don’t you want to find out exactly what this Unique Opportunity is all about? After all, Malcolm Jones just went through hell for something right? Let’s see what he has earned tonight.
(Both Drake King and Malcolm Jones pipe down and they both nod to each other)
(Captain Charisma slowly opens the briefcase up as both Drake King and Malcolm Jones are looking on. He then passes the briefcase over to Malcolm Jones who reads what’s inside of it)
Malcolm Jones: “Captain for War Games”.
(Drake’s eyes light up.)
Drake King: That is such a wonderful opportunity for you, Malcolm! I am beyond thrilled to know that you will be leading Voltage into the biggest battle of the season :wow: You’re welcome.
Malcolm Jones: No one thanked you, you stupid bitch.
Drake King: Channeling all that anger and aggression into War Games is going to lead Team Voltage to victory and since I am the one who made sure you got that chance, let me say that I will accept your thank you and the spot on the Voltage team you are sure going to give me.
(Malcolm looks at Drake like he’s lost his mind, but Captain Charisma claps his hands.)
Captain Charisma: You know what? That’s an incredible idea. Showdown threw down the gauntlet with two former War Games winners in Xavier Williams and Jack Ripley. Dynasty countered with the Specialists Champion, Sarah Price, and one of the greatest of all time in Impact. Malcolm Jones AND Drake King representing Voltage? Done.
Malcolm Jones: :skip:
Drake King: Fantastic. Captain Charisma, on behalf of Malcolm and myself, we will do whatever we can to ensure that Voltage walks away with their second straight victory.
Captain Charisma: :wow: Thank you, Drake. There’s a reason I made you Voltage’s number one draft pick.
(Malcolm is honestly beside himself.)
Malcolm Jones: Both of yall just shut the fuck up, damn.
(He storms off leaving Captain Charisma and Drake King standing together and the scene fades to black.)
(The next match graphic flashes across the screen.)
Bella Braxton: The following Hardcore Submissions match with the 50,000 DOLLAR BONUS ON THE LINE is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
(‘Overlord’ by Suicide Silence is getting louder and louder. The Natural Born Killer, Shane Gates walked to the ring in a face full of determination and spirit. He walks slowly to the ring as the crowd watches him, booing at the same time, despite the booing not at all bothering Gates as he continues walking down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring, from Huntington Beach, California… weighing in at 213 pounds… HE IS THE NATURAL BORN KILLER, SHANE GATES!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Shane Gates is probably the most successful competitor going in this match, he has been winning championships in different promotions before debuting in EAW and it looks like he will have the majority betting for him to win.
Rich Russillo: He is probably the most popular among all 5 competitors, but that doesn’t mean that he’s better than all of them. He can’t underestimate his opponents because his own overconfidence could be his weakness.
Persephone: Who cares about indy titles or whatever? Gates has been in EAW for so long and has nothing to show for it, he’s gonna lose as always.
(‘Rage'(Instrumental) by Rico Nasty started playing as Shane Gates is seen waiting in the middle of the ring. Lisa Wren is seen walking to the ring with a serious look in her face. She’s made it clear that she believes she deserves better, and this is her opportunity to prove it. As she continues walking down the ramp she looks Gates in the eye, and doesn’t look intimidating.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponents…. From British Columbia, Canada… weighing in at 140 pounds, LISA WREN!!!!
James Peters: Lisa Wren’s Season 13 record was 13 losses and only 3 wins, that’s unfortunate, but now she has the chance to turn things around this season. Lisa Wren believes she can be big, and this is the best time for her to prove it.
Rich Russillo: She needs to make a name for herself this time. This is her chance to prove that she is actually a star, but it won’t be easy.
Persephone: Boring, next.
(After Lisa Wren’s theme song ends, ‘Cry Little Sister’ by Marilyn Manson starts playing as the whole arena turns dark, Kasey Kaos crawls to the ring as people are getting scared because of her hellish look. However, there are mixed reactions as some parts of the crowd did cheer for her.)
Bella Braxton: And…. from London, England, weighing in at 140 pounds, she is Miss Mayhem, KASEY KAOS!!!!!
Persephone: That is a very determined look on her face. This attire would be good for Halloween.
Rich Russillo: As you can see, that is how you do a creepy smile. She’s good! For now, her season 14 record is looking good, working with 3 wins and 2 losses. She probably wants to have a fourth win.
(‘Two Way Mirror’ by Loathe starts playing as Conor Ryan walks to the ring with a smile on his face, he’s excited for the match up and the prize it comes with. He looks at his competition at ringside, but doesn’t seem too worried as he makes his way down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: And…. from Brighton, England, weighing in at 198 pounds, CONOR RYAN!!!!!
James Peters: Conor Ryan, the wrestler that is known as the loneliest man in Great Britain here in EAW to prove that he’s the next big thing.
Rich Russillo: This match is full of new faces, Conor Ryan only debuting not long before Pain for Pride. This is going to be an interesting match for sure, and the winner is definitely going to receive a boost of popularity.
Persephone: Garbage facing garbage, how does anyone gain anything from this?
(It’s time for the last competitor, ‘The Phoenix’ by Fall Out Boy kicks in. The crowd begins cheering as Donovan Duke makes his way out to the stage, and before long he makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring, not wanting to waste any time.)
Bella Braxton: And finally… from Stillwater, Oklahoma, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the Oklahoma Gentleman, DONOVAN DUKE!!
James Peters: He might be a new guy in the business but he already showed that he’s a genius in this sport! Not everyone has supported this man on his journey to EAW, but he may just prove all of his naysayers wrong tonight!
Persephone: Being an underdog doesn’t make you a winner. Donovan Duke is just trash, you can admit that. It’s fine.
James Peters: But he’s not. Donovan Duke has the potential to grow into an amazing Elitist, as does everyone else in this match, which is why I’m definitely excited about this one.
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: HERE WE GO!!! The contest just begins and all of them are already having a brawl as Shane Gates is focusing on Kasey Kaos while Donovan Duke is having a staredown with Lisa Wren and Conor Ryan! Shane Gates and Kasey Kaos are having a lockup while the other three are just staring at each other, they are circling around and OH, CONOR RYAN AND DONOVAN DUKE WORKED TOGETHER AND THEY ATTACKED LISA WREN!!!
Persephone: 2 guys just beating on a woman. Wow.
Rich Russillo: Shane Gates throws Kasey Kaos to the turnbuckle and charges towards her, obviously missed. SHE CHOPS HIM IN THE CHEST BUT HE FELT NOTHING, THEY ARE HAVING THAT STAREDOWN AGAIN!!!! This is going on for way too long, Conor Ryan and Donovan Duke looked at them, they saw an opportunity as both Shane and Kasey are out!!!! NOW THE MATCH STARTED! Conor and Donovan both went to the turnbuckle, CONOR RYAN WITH THE JUMPING POISON RANA AND DONOVAN DUKE WITH THAT MOONSAULT ON BOTH KASEY KAOS AND SHANE GATES!!!!!
James Peters: Meanwhile, Lisa Wren is seen recovering in the ring as she also went outside. OH, SHE IS GETTING SOME WEAPONS UNDER THE RING!
Rich Russillo: What is she getting under the ring, OH, Interesting choices. Lisa Wren throws some kendo sticks, chairs and a trash can, let’s go back to the action! As you can see, Donovan Duke is just throwing chops on Shane Gates’s chest, they’re painful! Conor Ryan is just trying his best to look cool, by locking Kasey Kaos in a normal headlock, Conor throws Shane back into the ring and OH, KASEY PUSHED DONOVAN AND HE FELL WITH CONOR! THEY GOT UP BUT SOMEONE ISN’T HAPPY! CONOR AND DONOVAN LOOKED AT EACH OTHER, DUKE IS ANGRY!!!!
James Peters: Donovan Duke is going to do a Lar- missed as Conor Ryan ducks, DUKE LOOKED BACK AND OH MY GOD, CONOR RYAN WITH THAT SUDDEN TORNADO KICK TO HIS FACE!!! CONOR GRABS DONOVAN, BRAINBUSTER, WOAH HE’S JUST SHOWING OFF HIS STRENGTH, WHAT A WRESTL- COCKSCREW PLANCHA BY LISA WREN SENDING BOTH MEN OUT ONCE AGAIN!!!! Meanwhile, what is going on with Kasey Kaos, you might ask. Well, she is really focusing on Shane Gates as she starts locking him in an armbar, Shane keeps hitting her but she holds on! Lisa Wren who just destroyed 2 men got into the ring to break the submission! Lisa Wren now locks Kasey Kaos with a Crossface Indian Death Lock but Conor Ryan got in fast to break it up!!!!
Rich Russillo: NOW HE WANTS TO TRY TO LOCK LISA WREN IN THE SUBMISSION, HE GOES WITH A BOSTON CRAB ATTEMPT BUT KASEY KAOS GOT UP AND PUSHED HIM AWAY, HEADBUTT! Hairmare to Conor Ryan and DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! SHE WENT TO LOCK HIM IN A SUBMISSION BUT DONOVAN DUKE DIVES IN AND SHANE GATES ALSO GOT UP AND THEY BOTH ATTACKED KASEY KAOS, I DIDN’T KNOW THAT SHANE GATES GOT A KENDO STICK ON HIS HAND, SHANE GATES NOW ATTACKING EVERYONE, HE HITS DONOVAN DUKE, HE ISN’T STOPPING!!!!! HE THROWS DONOVAN TO THE CORNER, HE RUNS TO HIM, DROPKICK! GOT HIM UNCONSCIOUS, GERMAN SUPLEX!!! KASEY RAN FAST TO THE TURNBUCKLE, DIVING CROSSBODY!!
James Peters: THAT DIVING CROSSBODY GOT COUNTERED AS LISA WREN ENTERED THE MATCH, SHE GOT KASEY DOWN, DOUBLE UNDERHOOK CROSSFACE LOCKED IN!!!!! BUT OH, CONOR RYAN GRABS LISA WREN’S LEGS AND HE QUICKLY LIFTED HER FOR A SIT OUT TORTURE RACK BOMB, LISA WREN SPINS, SHE COUNTERED WITH A HURRICANRANA, OH, CONOR RYAN STANDS ON HIS OWN TWO FEET AND HE RAN TO LISA, LISA CAUGHT HIM WITH AN ELBOW AND SHE GOT THE FRONT CHANCERY IN!
Persephone: Jeez, you guys are so loud over nothing. Can you just be a little quieter?
James Peters: KASEY JUST GOT UP, NOW WITH A CHAIR ON HER HAND AND SHE HITS LISA WITH IT AND LISA HAD TO LET GO OF THE FRONT CHANCERY! Kasey Kaos with a Russian Leg Sweep, sending Lisa Wren out of the match for now! Kasey charges towards Conor Ryan, Shotgun Dropkick! Kasey, SHANE GATES IS BEHIND YOU, BIG BOOT BY SHANE GATES! Shane Gates is now changing target, he is delivering some hard punches to the face of Conor Ryan, he throws Ryan to the ropes, Japanese Arm Drag! Shane Gates didn’t realize that Donovan Duke is also up, SHANE GATES LOOKS BEHIND AND SUPERKICK TO HIS FACE! DONOVAN DUKE IS FEELING IT, HE GRABS SHANE GATES AND BROUGHT HIM TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Kasey Kaos and Lisa Wren are up, Donovan Duke ready to hit him with a Superpl- Lisa Wren jumps in and attacks him with a Reverse Hurricanrana! WAIT, WHAT THE HELL?! DONOVAN DUKE ENDED UP LANDING ON KASEY AND HE DID A HURRICANRANA!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Lisa Wren went to Duke’s position and now, she is focusing on Shane Gates! Elbow, elbow, COUNTERED, SHANE GATES GOT HER UP IN POSITION, GERMAN SUPLEX TO THE OUTSIDE FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!! THEY’RE BOTH DOWN! Donovan Duke is having his hands on the turnbuckle as he is trying to get up, same goes with Conor Ryan. They’re up and now they’re staring at each other! They circled around the ring, this is looking like a cowboy showdown or something!
Persephone: Two of the worst people in the match, this should be fun.
Rich Russillo: They are just having a very long staredown, I’ll start counting the seconds using my watch. Conor Ryan is seen smiling, the same thing is happening on the opposite side. Conor Ryan and Donovan Duke… are still having that one staredown. It’s getting a little bit boring, OH, KASEY KAOS TO THE RESCUE. We are no longer bored! Kasey attacked both of them and now we’re having a normal brawl involving three people! All three of them looked at the separate weapons that they have, Donovan picked up a chair, Conor picked up a Kendo Stick and Kasey got the trash can!
James Peters: Donovan looks at Conor and they nod to each other, OH THEY BOTH HIT KASEY KAOS WITH THE WEAPONS AND SHE’S OUT AGAIN! Donovan Duke throws the kendo stick out of the ring, same goes with Conor Ryan. I don’t know if I will agree to this decision. They are removing the things that could give them advantages. However, they probably want to finish their business. Conor Ryan runs to him, he ducked and they both ran to the ropes, Donovan Duke with the Handspring Elb- missed, PELE KICK BY CONOR RYAN! Duke went to the turnbuckle, while checking on his own face, dropkick from Conor Ryan! Another!
James Peters: WOAH WHAT HAPPENED RIGHT THERE?!!!!! For some reason, Conor Ryan delivered a Poisonrana to Donovan Duke, Donovan lands on Kasey Kaos and they’re both down! Conor ran into the ring again, he saw Lisa Wren and Shane Gates, HE CHARGES TO THEM, TOPE CON HILO, SHANE PUSHED LISA, CONOR HITS LISA!!!! Shane Gates attacked Conor with a boot to his face, he looks at the crowd as they are seen booing him. He just nods. He went to grab Conor Ryan and OH, DON’T THROW HIM HERE, NO, NO, NO, OH G- HOW DARE YOU PLAY WITH US LIKE THAT?!
Rich Russillo: Shane Gates did throw Conor Ryan but not to the commentary table. Instead, he is thrown to the ring post and who could’ve thought? The trash can that was brought by Kasey Kaos did actually contribute something important in this match as Conor is now screaming in pain after the damage was inflicted on his back.
Persephone: Actually, I am waiting for a submission more than anything. These guys can do anything but a submission in a SUBMISSION match!
James Peters: I am sure that they know the thing that they’re doing. Shane Gates is now checking under the ring, WOAH, LOOK AT THAT, A USEFUL WEAPON! HE GOT…. A STEEL CHAIN!!!! Shane kissed the weapon?!
Rich Russillo: I can’t wait to see what he will do with that thing. OH, HE GRABS CONOR RYAN AND IS LOCKING HIM UP WITH A CROSSFACE ASSISTED WITH A STEEL CHAIN!!!! CONOR IS TRYING HIS BEST TO ESCAPE!!!!! CONOR IS GETTING THE CROWD’S SUPPORT AS THEY ARE CLAPPING, CHEERING FOR HIM, OHHHH, OHHH, CONOR RYAN TAPS!!! HE TAPS!!!!
James Peters: WAIT, THE REFEREE DIDN’T EVEN SEE IT!!!!!!!!!! KASEY PULLED THE REFEREE AWAY AND THE REF WAS JUST NOW ARGUING WITH HER! KASEY JUST SAVED THE MATCH!
Persephone: Ugh… Why?
Rich Russillo: Shane Gates is pissed off and he lets Conor Ryan escape, Conor is seen grabbing his face, he’s hurt! Shane enters the ring and he is starting an argument with the referee. Shane told the referee that he made Ryan tap out, but the referee wouldn’t believe it because he didn’t see it!
James Peters: That is an interesting argument from both men. Now, Shane Gates just stares at Kasey Kaos since she was the reason why his win was cancelled. If it’s not because of her, Gates would’ve won the match! This match is unpredictable, but I don’t expect it to be this chaotic. Shane Gates finally accepts the fact that the referee isn’t smart enough to watch the footage and he’s going to stay calm. Kasey tried to enter the ring but OH, DONOVAN DUKE GOT HER LEG!!
Rich Russillo: Duke is actually helping Shane Gates as Shane went outside, he attacked Kaos’s back with a very nasty chop! The chop’s sound echoed through the whole arena as Kaos is seen touching her back. That must be painful! Gates used the ring apron to his advantage and he makes sure that Kaos’s face will kiss the ring post, HE THROWS HER AND KAOS LANDED THERE! Gates with multiple stomps to Kasey Kaos, he is angry! Donovan Duke released his hold, Shane Gates lifted Kasey Kaos up for a Suplex, but OH KASEY MANAGED TO ESCAPE AND A HEADBUTT TO SHANE GATES! SNAP DDT! DONOVAN RAN TO HER TO EXECUTE A HURRICANRANA, HE GOT HER HEAD BUT SHE COUNTERED IT WITH A POWERBOMB!!!!! SHE LOOKS AT THE RING!
James Peters: IT’S…..
Persephone: Conor Ryan…
Rich Russillo: HE’S BACK!!!! HE IS READY TO ATTACK KASEY KAOS AND HE WENT WITH A SHOOTING STAR PRESS ATTEMPT AND OH, OF COURSE IT FAILED AS AN EXHAUSTED LISA WREN GOT IN THE RING AND PUSHED HIM!!! Lisa Wren looked at the dominant Kasey Kaos and she’s giving out signals. Lisa Wren asked her if they could work together. That’s a little bit cowardice, but it’s probably a smart move. Kasey grabs the failed and sad Conor Ryan and she asks Lisa to jump from the top rope! Lisa looked confused. Why should she be? She asked the question in the first place so why would she be questioning Kaos’s decision? Without further ado, Kaos just asked her to destroy Conor Ryan with a Diving Double Foot Stomp! LISA WREN FLIES, AND THE MOVE IS EXECUTED PERFECTLY!!!! Kaos is picking something up while Lisa is celebrating the fact that she finally did something important in a match! Kaos got the chain and she hit Lisa with it!
James Peters: What was Lisa even thinking? Did she really believe that Kasey Kaos will help her? Kasey took the advantage and she threw Conor Ryan back into the ring. She went to the turnbuckle, ready for a move. ELBOW DROP! Kasey is going for a submission attempt, she is trying to go for a crossface but it doesn’t look like Conor Ryan will let her win easily. Conor’s hand is holding Kaos’s. It looks like a submission hold will be impossible for Kaos here! Conor Ryan is capable of surviving her path of destruction and he isn’t going to let her dominate in the playing field! Conor Ryan ended her attempt as she just gave up, she isn’t locking him up! She stands up again, waiting for Conor Ryan in the corner as he is getting energy! Conor is almost up, KASEY CAN’T WAIT! SHE CHARGES TO HIM, CHERRY BOMB! RYAN IS DEAD AT THIS POINT! HOW CAN HE STILL SURVIVE?! Kasey is trying to make him tap out, now with a normal Boston Crab attempt! DONOVAN DUKE IS BACK! GERMAN SUPLEX!
Rich Russillo: DONOVAN GRABS CONOR RYAN AND LIFTED HIM UP FOR THE NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! LISA ENTERS THE RING AND RAN TO HIM, HE CAUGHT HER AND THREW HER TO THE SKY!!!!! POWERBOMB!!! AS SHE LANDED ON THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, KASEY KAOS GOT UP AGAIN AND DONOVAN DUKE DESTROYED HER WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! TELL EM, DUKE! TELL EM!
James Peters: It’s actually amazing that Duke managed to show that he isn’t going to be sidelined in this match. He wants to prove that his placement is well-deserved. He went outside of the ring and he is throwing a lot of chairs back into the ring. What is his strategy here?
Rich Russillo: I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE’S DOING. As you can see, he can put the opponent’s leg in a chair while also stomping on it, making it easier for him to make sure that they tap out because a submission move involving the legs will do the job for him. If you think about it, he’s a genius. This is actually a smart strategy so it’s cool to see someone trying it out. However, he shouldn’t be too confident, he shouldn’t act like this will 100% work. As you can see right now, he is in the ring with a lot of chairs surrounding it, he put Conor Ryan’s right leg on a chair and he started the stomping session! Conor Ryan is suffering. He is the unluckiest guy in this match so far. Hopefully, he can pull a comeback and show why he’s a rising star. As Conor Ryan is struggling with his leg that’s about to be broken, Donovan Duke is just seen laughing, he’s confident now. OH, NO. NO. SHANE GATES CAME FROM BEHIND AND HE ATTACKED DUKE!!! ELBOWS TO HIS FACE!!! SHANE GATES QUICKLY THROWS DUKE OUTSIDE! HE IS CLEANING THE RING! HE ALSO WENT OUTSIDE AND HE LOOKS UNDER THE RING, HE FOUND….
James Peters: A….
Persephone: BROOMSTICK?? You’ve gotta be kidding me.
James Peters: HAHA, NOW HE’S REALLY CLEANING THE HOUSE! TAUNTING HIS OPPONENTS WITH THAT BROOMSTICK ON HIS HAND, HE IS WAITING FOR ANY OF HIS OPPONENTS TO GET UP AND COME AT HIM! KASEYYY!!!!!! Kasey is still grabbing her neck after a brutal German Suplex by Donovan Duke that ended with her landing on her own neck. SHANE SAW HER!!!
Rich Russillo: HE HITS HER WITH THE BROOMSTICK!!!!! IT BROKE IN HALF, WOAH. KASEY IS LAUGHING AFTER THAT BROOMSTICK JUST BREAKS! IT’S LIKE SHE FELT NO DAMAGE! The poeer of Miss Mayhem is unpredictable at times, we don’t know what she’ll do next! Shane Gates is suprised by the craziness of Kasey Kaos. There’s a reason why some people in the audience are scared of her. She is chaotic and unpredictable, which is what makes her who she is today. Kasey and Shane now, just going back and forth with repeated elbows! 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! OH, WHAT IS LISA WREN DOING THERE, SHE IS JUST STANDING, WATCHING BOTH OF THEM ENDLESSLY KILLING EACH OTHER. Lisa Wren is clapping there! She just wants to watch the fight instead of being involved in it, running away from all the problems that she could be having. Shane and Kasey stopped for a few seconds, and they just looked at the clapping Lisa..
James Peters: THEY BOTH TRIED TO ATTACK HER SO THAT SHE WILL FALL TO THE OUTSIDE BUT SHE DUCKED, SHE JUMPED IN THE RING, SHE RAN TO THE ROPES WHILE SHANE GATES AND KASEY KAOS ARE CLUELESS, DOUBLE SPEAR TO BOTH OF THEM!!!! THEY’RE BOTH DOWN, LISA WREN GRABBED KASEY KAOS’S LEGS AND BROUGHT HER TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, SHE’S FAST, DOUBLE UNDERHOOK CROSSFACE!!!! SHE MIGHT GET THE 50,000 DOLLAR BONUS!!! WILL THIS FINALLY BE THE START OF LISA WREN’S ERA?!
Rich Russillo: THIS COULD BE IT, AS YOU CAN SEE KASEY KAOS IS STRUGGLING TO GET OUT OF THE SUBMISSION HOLD, SHE IS GETTING MAD, THIS IS VERY BAD, BUT LISA WREN STILL MANAGED TO KEEP HER LOCKED IN THE SUBMISSION MOVE !!!! KASEY LOOKS AT A CHAIR NEARBY, SHE ALMOST GOT HER HANDS ON IT BUT LISA WREN KICKED THE CHAIR OUT OF THE RING!!!! KASEY KAOS GOT NO WAY LEFT, SHE HAS TO GO WITH A DANGEROUS PLAN! OH GOD! SHE BITES LISA WREN’S HAIR!!!! LISA WREN IS NOW SITTING ON KASEY’S POSITION, SHE IS TRYING HER BEST TO GET OUT, BUT THE ONLY WAY TO DO IT IS TO LET GO OF THE SUBMISSION HOLD!
Persephone: BOOOORRRRIIIIIINNNG!!!! Can we get Rex to enter this match or something please? This match sucks, if Rex was in this he would’ve beaten them all easily.
James Peters: Lisa Wren let Kasey Kaos escape out of the submission as they are both down. However, as you can see right now, Conor Ryan, Shane Gates and Donovan Duke are no where to be seen. Shane Gates has been recovering and OH, DONOVAN DUKE AND SHANE GATES ARE ACTUALLY HAVING A BRAWL OUTSIDE WHILE CONOR RYAN IS STILL TRYING HIS BEST TO GET UP!!!! GATES THROWS DUKE TO THE RING POST AND HE’S DOWN AGAIN. Shane Gates now, back to looking for weapons under the ring.
Persephone: Why would you bring a table in a match where you needed submission to win…?
Rich Russillo: Shane Gates brought a table out. However, he isn’t done, he is getting another. Two tables have been put outside of the ring. Shane Gates is seen posing in front of the audience as if he has done something very cool. Kasey Kaos is getting back to her feet, same goes with Lisa Wren. They are both looking at each other as they quickly locked up, with Lisa Wren actually getting the advantage this time around, Lisa throws her to the ropes, Kasey Kaos with a Dropkick attempt, missed. Lisa waits for her to get up, she charges to her, Running Face Buster! She is ready to execute another move, OH EYE POKE BY KASEY KAOS! Kasey got up after some seconds while also checking on herself. Her neck has been suffering after a lot of bad landings. She goes to a tired Lisa Wren and starts chopping her! ONE CHOP! TWO CHOP! THREE CHOP! SHE IS READY FOR IT, SHE BOUNCE FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TURNBUCKLE, DROPKICK TO HER! KASEY KAOS GOT HER, SHE THREW HER TO THE ROPES, SLING BLADE!!! WAIT WHAT THE HELL, A STANDING MOONSAULT DOUBLE KNEES OUT OF NOWHERE FROM CONOR RYAN! HOWEVER, IT’S A MOVE THAT’LL GIVE DISADVANTAGES TO HIMSELF AS HE IS GRABBING HIS LEG IN PAIN!
James Peters: Meanwhile, Shane Gates is seen grabbing Donovan Duke and he throws Duke to the tables, Duke grabs his midsection while, Gates is just torturing him. Gates grabbed him again, this time lifting him up, BRAINBUST- COUNTERED BY DONOVAN DUKE AS DUKE MANAGED TO COUNTER IT WITH A TORNADO DDT THAT CAUSED GATES’S HEAD TO LAND ON THE FLOOR!!! Shane is just grabbing his head while Duke is just lying because he’s exhausted. By the way, on the other side of the match, Conor Ryan is just trying his best to even stand at this point. His legs is going to be a reason why he could he lose tonight. As you can see, that brutal double knees only affects Kasey Kaos, the wrestler that he was targetting. Lisa Wren is almost up, Conor Ryan charges to her and he falls, his legs can’t handle the pain anymore. I guess the medical team is going to check on him. The referee is also asking him if he can continue, and Conor says yes!
Rich Russillo: So, Ryan is going to continue his involvement in this match. He isn’t going to give up and this will make us respect him. Conor slowly walks outside of the ring, he went to grab Donovan Duke, what is he really doing? He put Duke on the top of the tables. Conor is walking to the turnbuckles…. Don’t. Conor is risking his own safety for this. The referee even asked him not to do it. Conor and the referee are arguing wether he should do the jump or not. This conversation looks very interesting. OH, CONOR EVEN SLAPPED THE REFEREE! HE REALLY NEEDS TO DO IT!!!! The referee finally agreed, CONOR IS GOING FOR FULL RISK!!!! HE IS POSING ON THE TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE!! THIS IS HIS MOMENT!
James Peters: SHOOTING!!!!!! STAR!!!!! PRESS!!!!!! HE WENT WITH THAT SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON DONOVAN DUKE AND THE TWO TABLES ARE FINALLY BROKEN!!!!! HOWEVER, BOTH DUKE AND RYAN ARE UNCONSCIOUS FOR NOW!!!! BOTH OF THEM HAD THEIR EYES CLOSED, THEY DIDN’T MOVE! AS YOU CAN SEE RIGHT NOW, SHANE GATES, LISA WREN AND KASEY KAOS ARE THE ONLY COMPETITORS REMAINING FOR NOW. CONOR RYAN AND DONOVAN DUKE ARE OUT, NOT BECAUSE THEY WERE EJECTED, NOT BECAUSE THEY WERE INJURED, BUT BECAUSE THEY CAN DO NOTHING FOR NOW!
Rich Russillo: Shane Gates got into the ring as Lisa Wren grabs the ropes and Kasey Kaos used the turnbuckle, Kaos is the one suffering a lot as she failed to get up and she is out of the ring while grabbing her neck! Who could’ve forgot?!!! Kaos saw the steel chain that is used earlier in the match, it’s the weapon that made Conor Ryan tap out!!!! AS YOU CAN SEE RIGHT NOW, SHANE GATES IS CONTROLLING LISA WREN, HE IS JUST DESTROYING HER!!! SUPLEX, GOT HER UP, THROWS HER TO THE ROPES BIG BOOT, GOT HER UP AGAIN, GERMAN SUPLEX!!! HE GOT HER UP AGAIN, DEAD MAN!!!!! HE ISN’T WAITING ANY LONGER, HE IS GOING FOR SIN’S DELIGHT AND IT’S LOCKED IN!!!!!
James Peters: WHO WILL WALK OUT WITH THE 50,000 DOLLARS BONUS?!!!! WHO WILL SHOW THAT THEY’RE VOLTAGE’S NEXT BIG THING? WILL IT BE SHANE GATES?! WILL IT BE KASEY KAOS, OR WILL IT BE LISA WREN?! Can you believe that Lisa Wren is a possible winner in this match. Even if she’s probably losing right now, she showed that she is indeed a star in our future. Shane Gates and Kasey Kaos are so established that they are future champions. This match has showed that Voltage has been the place for new stars to shine! SHANE GATES ALMOST GOT LISA WREN TO TAP O- OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! KASEY KAOS CAME OUT OF NOWHERE WITH AN ELBOW DROP WITH THE STEEL CHAIN ON HER HEAD, SHE GOT SHANE GATES, SHE QUICKLY GETS HIM UP AND THREW HIM OUTSIDE, SHE USED THAT STEEL CHAIN AND SHE IS TRYING TO CHOKE LISA WREN WITH IT!!!!!!! LISA WREN IS DONE FOR THE NIGHT, SHE TAPS OUT!!!! IT’S OVER!!!! IT’S OVER!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, KASEY KAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: THAT ENDING. THAT ONE ENDING SHOCKED THE WHOLE WORLD. Kasey Kaos just showed that she will be one of the best in the business and this match just helps her elevate her career!
James Peters: She is also getting a bonus, and that’s a lot of money! However, let’s not forget that the other 4 guys did their best in this match. Conor Ryan wanted us to expect the unexpected, Donovan Duke is just on the beginning of his own journey so there’s probably a lot of things that he learned after this match.
Rich Russillo: I wonder what Shane Gates is feeling, that ending really shook me. Lisa Wren spent all her energy trying to survive Sin’s Delight, but then Kasey Kaos took the advantage and ended up as the winner.
Persephone: Whatever. One step closer to the main event, that’s all that matters.
(The referee is raising Kasey Kaos’s hand as ‘Cry Little Sister’ plays, meanwhile Shane Gates is sitting in disappointment outside. Lisa Wren is grabbing her neck after that choke attempt while Donovan Duke and Conor Ryan are still lying outside of the ring after the Shooting Star Press. Finally, the camera begins fading out as Kasey continues to celebrate.)
(Bloodsport fades to commercial break.)
(A commercial is shown for a new DVD showcasing The Woogieman’s cooking show. Showcasing his finest dining that YOU CAN SMELLLLLLLLL from a mile away!)
(Bloodsport returns and we go to the backstage area.)
(The camera fades backstage, and Ahren Fournier is seen still proud of his win during the 300 light tubes triple threat match earlier on in the night. After all he had to go through with Candice Blair and SOSA Henderson, it was refreshing finally shutting them down with a win in the same match Candice made happen. As Ahren continues walking backstage, he runs into the Voltage Commissioner Captain Charisma who clearly has a lot to say based on the look on his face, as he immediately makes sure to stop Ahren in his tracks.)
Captain Charisma: Ahren! I’m glad I ran into you. Congratulations on your win tonight. You did a great job out there, but that’s not all I wanted to see you for. I’m sure you know that the next marquee event after this is Territorial Invasion, right?
Ahren Fournier: Yeah yeah yeah I know. I beat Soda and whatever the Ava’s name was, and now I’m being rewarded with a shot at the EAW Championship at Territorial Invasion. I can beat Rex easy, you don’t need to wish me luck or anything, just make the match official.
Captain Charisma: Well.. No. That’s actually not what I wanted to talk to you about at all.
(Ahren gains a confused look on his face, as he obviously feels he earned a Championship match after defeating both Candice Blair and SOSA Hendedson in the 300 light tubes match.)
Ahren Fournier: Um….. What? So… I’m not getting the EAW Championship match I just proved I deserve tonight? What else could you want to talk to me about? Do you need an autograph? I’m confused.
Captain Charisma: No, but I’m sure you’ll like this a lot more than signing autographs. I’m guessing you’re already aware of the Brand Warfare match happening at Territorial Invasion. This match is going to be huge. This is a big five-on-five-on-five match with five members of all three brands competing against each other for brand supremacy. So far Showdown and Dynasty have already made moves, with Showdown choosing Consuela Rose Ava and Harlow Reichert, and most recently Veena Adams chose her old ally Charlie Marr to captain Dynasty’s Brand Warfare team and he’s added Xander Payne, Masson Massacre, and MITSUBACHI. Obviously I want to crush them and prove that Voltage is the superior brand, so I went ahead and began choosing members of our team, the first person I chose being Terry Chambers.
(Before Captain Charisma could continue speaking, Ahren nearly chokes in disbelief. Captain Charisma just watches on, not amused whatsoever. Ahren takes a few seconds to try and catch his breath before looking at Captain Charisma, completely disgusted that he’d say such a thing.)
Ahren Fournier: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!? TERRY CHAMBERS, THAT LOSER?!?!? ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?
Captain Charisma: Why wouldn’t I be serious? That “loser” is a former Interwire Champion, and without a doubt one of the best and most dangerous Elitists Voltage has to offer. You need to stop overlooking Terry. He’s shown time and time again that he can easily hang with whoever you put in front of him. I have no doubt that Terry is going to be a huge asset for us, and he’s going to help Voltage win the Brand Warfare match. I guess you just don’t see what I see, but I see a star in Terry Chambers which is why I want him to have the opportunity to make us proud and prove me right for believing in him.
Ahren Fournier:…. Wait… Terry won a Championship before!? When was this!? I don’t remember seeing Terry win a Championship, that can’t be right. Literally nobody remembers any Terry Chambers title reigns, are you sure you’re not making things up just to make him sound a bit credible? That’s not cool, why would you lie just to make him sound better? Surely you’re not thinking about putting me on a team with that guy right? You can’t do that. I’m far above a dumb match like that, especially if someone like Terry Chambers is who I have to rely on. Are you suuuuuuuure there’s nothing better for me? It’s Territorial Invasion, there’s gotta be something better than some throwaway match like this with useless teammates like him!
Captain Charisma: I don’t know where your Terry Chambers hate comes from but I don’t really care for it. Terry Chambers is a future World Champion and I’d think that by now everyone would see just how good he really is, but I guess some of you still don’t get it yet. I’m giving Terry this opportunity the same reason why I’m giving it to you. If I want Voltage to win the Brand Warfare match I need to bring the best of the best, and guys like you and Terry are some of the best we have here. With Elitists like the two of you I know we can win, but that can’t happen if you refuse to cooperate so please Ahren, whatever you have against Terry, just put that aside for now. As for your opinions on the match, all I want is for you to do this for Voltage. Not just for you, but for this entire brand. You’re an amazing talent Ahren, and I need someone like you on our team.
Ahren Fournier: Well I know I’m the best already, but Terry? Is this just some stupid joke? In what world is Terry considered one of the best in a brand with ME in it? It’s not even close either, Terry Chambers sucks! He’s not even much better than when he was obese. He lost all that weight and is still useless. Is there really nobody better you could’ve picked? Like… I don’t know… ANYONE? Why does it have to be him? I shouldn’t be in some match like this anyway, did you see what I did tonight? How is some stupid brand warfare match my reward for beating those two when there’s actual Championships that I could be fighting for? You know, something that I’d actually care about fighting for?
Captain Charisma: Look Ahren, I really don’t want to sit here and argue about Terry Chambers or about this match being “beneath you”. I didn’t come here to argue, I came here for your help. I get you’re not excited about this, but picking up the win for us at Territorial Invasion would put your name right back on the map. This is a great chance for both you, Terry, and the next three members of team Voltage to prove that you are the best, and that this brand is the best. I don’t believe I’m asking for too much here. All I’m asking for is for you to do your part to secure a win for us at Territorial Invasion. That’s it.
Ahren Fournier: Is my name not on the map already? I’m a hall of famer! I won at Pain for Pride! I won tonight! I’m literally your biggest star and I’m not being treated like it. Man, this is wack. I just want my shot at the EAW Championship, is that too much to ask? I don’t give a fuck about this brand, why do I have to fight for it?
Captain Charisma: Well if you want Championship gold, you need to give a fuck because I am not handing title shots out like candy. You did good tonight but I’m not just going to give you a Championship match because of it. There’s a lot of people deserving of opportunities, and right now this is the match I want you in. You do your part for the Brand Warfare match, pull your weight, and help Voltage win, then we can talk about future opportunities all you want. Got it?
Ahren Fournier: Ugh. Fine. I’ll do my part in Brand Warfare or whatever, but I better get my Championship match.
Captain Charisma: Thank you. You’re gonna do just fine, and like I said. Once Voltage takes home the victory, we can talk about opportunities.
Ahren Fournier: Yeah yeah, whatever.
(The two begin walking their separate ways, and as they walk Ahren begins mumbling to himself, still clearly unhappy having to compete in this match, especially since Captain Charisma didn’t really give him a real choice and kinda forced him into the match.)
Ahren Fournier (mumbling): Stupid brand warfare… Who still cares about that stuff?.. It’s 2020..
(Ahren keeps mumbling to himself, still not happy with his Territorial Invasion match placement as he still sees the match as below him, and he’s not too thrilled about having to team up with Terry Chambers either. The two continue walking away as Bloodsport begins fading away from backstage.)
(The graphic for the next match flashes across the screen.)
(Cameras swarm the ringside area as the next match is set to begin, and Bella Braxton stands inside the ring, prepared to announce!)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is a FLAMING WEAPONS MATCH, and it’s scheduled for one fall!
(‘Survival’ by Eminem begins to sound off and the crowd goes up into a positive, welcoming reaction for Adam Lucas as he comes walking out onto the stage, a baseball bat in hand that he allows everyone to take note of for a moment before he goes down the aisle.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM NEW YORK… WEIGHING IN AT 231 POUNDS… “THE NEXT LEVEL” ADAM LUCAS!!!!
Rich Russillo: Adam was all for this match happening a few weeks ago once he heard Ms. Extreme talking shit and she didn’t think that he would hear it!
James Peters: And Ms. Extreme being Ms. Extreme, she didn’t care when she found out that he did hear it! But it’s because of what was said about him being a “lesser competitor” and her just not being impressed with his overall presence over the weeks, that he’s coming into this match ready to shake up Ms. Extreme’s entire world as she knows it!
Persephone: Imagine caring what that clown has to say. She’s like, the least prettiest Ava sister; clearly she didn’t get the good Ava genes.
(Adam enters the ring nodding his head at the crowd and hitting the end of the bat against his other hand as he awaits the arrival of his opponent. ‘Survival’ fades out and ‘The Joker’ by New Years Day takes over in the Performance Center, and the crowd erupts for Ms. Extreme as she comes walking out with a grocery cart that carries a metal garbage can that’s no doubt full of all kinds of weapons.)
Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT… FROM CALABASAS, CALIFORNIA… WEIGHING IN AT 135 POUNDS…. “THE RED QUEEN” MS. EXTREME!!!!!
James Peters: And Adam surely has to know that he’s got his work cut out for him tonight! He personally went to Captain Charisma for a match against Ms. Extreme, a War Games winner, a multi-time champion, a woman who loves getting hardcore – and then he even got spin the wheel that made this a Flaming Weapons Match!
Rich Russillo: There’s no doubt he’s had that in mind since announcing this to Ms. Extreme herself weeks ago, and even now, we can see that he’s only looking forward to it! Ms. Extreme might’ve not been that all impressed with him leading up to this, but knowing Ms. Extreme like the EAW Universe has come to, even they know she’s not gonna take it easy on him!
Persephone: She’s the one who legit thought she stood a chance at beating Rex last year at Bloodsport, right? Yeah, I thought so, that hair alone lets me know she really was stupid enough to believe some dumb shit like that. I’m sure it had to do something with the concussions because like, seriously, imagine being idiotic enough to think anyone is beating Rex literally ever; couldn’t be me!!!
(Ms. Extreme leaves the cart at ringside but takes her shattered glass bat into the ring with her and ‘The Joker’ fades out, which allows for the referee to call for the bell!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: MS. EXTREME AND ADAM LUCAS GO RIGHT AFTER ONE ANOTHER FROM THE GET-GO, WITH MS. EXTREME AND ADAM LOOKING TO GO SWINGING THEIR BATS RIGHT AT EACH OTHER! MS. EXTREME GOES TO STRIKE FIRST BUT ADAM IS SURE TO DUCK UNDER IT, INSTEAD TACKLING CAMILLE TO THE MAT AND HE STARTS TO UNLOAD WITH A SERIES OF PUNCHES!!
Rich Russillo: HE’S HOLDING NOTHING BACK HERE IN THE EARLY GOING ALREADY AND THIS JUST MIGHT BE THE SUDDEN WAKE-UP CALL THAT HE NEEDED TO DELIVER FOR MS. EXTREME TO TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY! Ms. Extreme manages to push him away and now they’re racing to their feet, with the former PURE Champion trying to take Adam to the mat but he shifts his weight and leans over to grab onto Ms. Extreme, hoisting her up into the air onto his shoulders!
James Peters: And Ms. Extreme counters by falling backward into hurricanrana to fling Lucas across the ring! But he’s already in a rush to get back up with the help of the ropes and he quickly turns to go running to get his hands on Ms. Extreme- BUT SHE STRIKES WITH THAT SHATTERED GLASS BASEBALL BAT!!! ADAM LETS OUT A SCREAM AS HE’S BASHED RIGHT ACROSS HIS STOMACH! AND NOW HE’S DOUBLED OVER AND MS. EXTREME SLAMS THAT BAT RIGHT OVER HIS BACK AND ADAM LUCAS GOES DOWN!!!
Persephone: Now just start imagining what Rex is gonna do to that ugly, koala-loving bitch, Myles, later on when he successfully defends the EAW World Championship 🤤
Rich Russillo: Adam makes perhaps the wise attempt to roll out the ring as Ms. Extreme continues to slam that bat down on his chest and back whenever she gets the chance! And now- SHE JUST TRIED TO SLAM THAT BAT RIGHT DOWN ON HIS HEAD AND ADAM JUST NARROWLY AVOIDS GETTING HIS BRAINS SPLATTERED ALL OVER OUR RING!!!
Persephone: Honestly, it’s a shame that bitch doesn’t have better aim, because I’m all for this shit being done and over with even sooner than expected so I can watch Rex!
James Peters: Adam, however, keeps his chances of not only living to see another day but winning this match, also, alive by rolling off the apron and out the ring! Ms. Extreme isn’t about to let him catch his breath though as she goes to step out on the apron but Adam suddenly grabs the outside leg and yanks her off the apron! Ms. Extreme takes an ugly fall to the floor and Adam turns, grabbing the trash can of weapons from the grocery cart to empty it out on her and he slams the entire bin right down on Ms. Extreme!
Rich Russillo: But Ms. Extreme is already trying to push her way up out from under all the mess and she raises up- TAKING A 2X4 STRAIGHT TO THE HEAD! ANY HARDER AND ADAM WOULD’VE SURELY CRACKED THE DAMN THING OVER HER SKULL!!!
Persephone:
Rich Russillo: I CAN TELL YOU WHO’S NOT LAUGHING RIGHT NOW, AND THAT’S MS. EXTREME! IN FACT, I’M PRETTY SURE SHE WAS JUST KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT! BUT ADAM LUCAS ISN’T ABOUT TO STOP THERE AS HE SCAVENGES THROUGH THE MESS OF WEAPONS ON THE FLOOR AND-
James Peters: HE SETS THE KENDO STICK HE JUST PICKED UP ON FIRE!!! He takes a moment to show it off to the crowd behind the plexiglass, who are all too excited to see that flaming kendo stick get put to use as they cheer at the sight of Adam raising it up over his head! Ms. Extreme has crawled over to the steps and with her back to Adam, she’s got no idea that he’s even approaching! Adam raising the kendo stick! AND MS. EXTREME TAKES A SICKENING SHOT RIGHT ACROSS HER BACK!! ADAM CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER HIT AND THE SCREAMS THAT CAMILLE JUST LET OUT ARE AS CONCERNING AS THEY ARE LOUD, AND SHE JUST MIGHT BE REALIZING THAT SHE’S IN FOR SOME TROUBLE HERE WITH THIS ONE!!
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme tries to pull herself over the steps but her hand is hit with the kendo stick, and she immediately pulls her hand back with a yelp! Clutching at her hand and keeping it close, Camille turns to face the oncoming attacker and pushes him back with a kick to buy herself some time! But that won’t deter Adam so easily as he stays on his feet and raises the kendo stick again- but there’s Ms. Extreme with another kick and this time she follows it up with an uppercut, followed by a right hand to the face that causes Adam to drop the kendo stick! Ms. Extreme reaches down to grab it but Adam lunges forward with a knee strike to the head, dropping her where she stood for a moment- AND HE GRABS HER AND RUNS HER HEAD-FIRST RIGHT INTO THAT UNFORGIVING, STEEL RING POST!!! MS. EXTREME’S HEAD GETS BOUNCED RIGHT OFF THAT POST AND SHE’S ROLLED INTO THE RING WHERE ADAM MAKES THE FIRST COVER OF THE MATCH!!!!
OOOONNNNEEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOOO-
James Peters: But Ms. Extreme’s resilience shows as she still manages a kick out after that onslaught! After some of what Ms. Extreme has been through throughout her career, it’s going to take a whole hell of a lot more than that to put her away! But Adam has definitely shown here so far already that he’s not to be overlooked or questioned when it comes to the topic of whether he’s able to bring it or not, as he’s giving Ms. Extreme all sorts of issues to deal with right now!
Persephone: Didn’t you guys say a while ago that Andrea Valentine was stabbed in this match just last year? Where’s the knives? I remember Rex pulling one out of nowhere on Ms. Extreme last year but he unfortunately missed when he tried to kill her; give the people what they want!
James Peters: That’s just the thing, knives weren’t and aren’t even supposed to be used!
Persephone: Maybe they should be; I’m sure it’d speed the show up a whole lot faster!
Rich Russillo: I’m both afraid AND aroused at what goes through your mind
Persephone: Like, just hear me out: what’s the worst thing that could happen? I mean, what, Adam goes for the jugular on this bitch and she can’t talk shit anymore? So what, who cares?! These two keep taking up valuable time that could be spent watching Rex’s main event because it’s not like anyone’s tuning in tonight to see these two! And why would they?! Seriously, just look at them – they’re hideous! And Bozo the Clown thinks she should be on promotional material over Rex when her sisters let her run around looking like that?!
James Peters: What they’re looking at right now is Ms. Extreme fighting back up to a vertical base, throwing punch after punch from her kneeling position while Adam fires down on her in return hoping to stay in control! But Ms. Extreme isn’t ever going to go down easy and he’s having to find that out for himself as he aims to strike again but Ms. Extreme hits a low dropkick to the knee unexpectedly and Adam goes down! Ms. Extreme rushes up grabbing his head and holding him in place, she bashes her knee into his face! Twice now! Three times! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! AND NOW A SEVENTH TIME, that last one flooring him as she finally lets him go! The former Interwire Champion brushes her hair back revealing a faint trail of blood coming down her face but it’s no concern as she goes getting right back to work!
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme grabs one of his legs to drag him toward a corner of the ring and she hops out to the floor before reaching back in, grabbing both ankles to split the ring post and absolutely shows no remorse as he’s yanked forward groin-first into the post! Ms. Extreme climbs up onto the apron and now she’s heading up the turnbuckles! MS. EXTREME GOES ALL THE WAY UP TOP AND SHE GETS TO HER FEET!!! DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!!! A BLIND FURY-
James Peters: MISSED! BUT MS. EXTREME LANDS ON HER FEET AND ROLLS THROUGH HER MOMENTUM AFTER ADAM ROLLED OUT THE WAY! She turns to find him using the ropes in the corner to pull himself up and she takes off charging right at him, hitting a dropkick at full-speed to send him tumbling over the middle rope out the ring! Camille steps out onto the apron and calls for him to get up- THE REDHEAD GETTING A RUNNING START BEFORE SHE TAKES OFF WITH A METEORA TO TAKE HIM DOWN!! Still on the ground herself, Ms. Extreme crawls forward and she goes digging under the ring retrieving a table, now a number of chairs, a sledgehammer-
Rich Russillo: BUT ADAM IS BACK UP AND HE STOPS MS. EXTREME’S INTENTIONS DEAD IN THEIR TRACKS WITH A STOMP TO HER BACK! He reaches down grabbing a hold of her- BUT MS. EXTREME RAMS THE SLEDGEHAMMER RIGHT TO HIS STOMACH! SHE GOES HIGHER NOW, DRIVING THE TOP OF IT RIGHT AGAINST HIS JAW AND ADAM GOES BACK DOWN! Ms. Extreme pulls one of his arms and lays it straight out against the ground, stepping on the elbow AS SHE SLAMS THE SLEDGEHAMMER DOWN ON HIS FOREARM!!! AND SHE DOES IT AGAIN AND AGAIN, EVEN GOING FOR HIS HAND WITH IT WHILE ADAM SHOUTS AND WRITHES ON THE GROUND IN BLATANT, ABSOLUTE AGONY!!!
Persephone: Does anyone else find it in any way oddly disturbing how the crowd literally just loves watching shit like this? I mean, I guess I get it, but I’m pretty sure there’s some legit maniacs in the crowd tonight!
James Peters: Fortunately for us, none of them are the ones competing! And as for the ones who are, Adam has been unable to budge Ms. Extreme from off of him even as she reaches under the ring apron again, no doubt reaching for next weapon with lighter fluid nearby-
Rich Russillo: ADAM SHOUTS OUT WITH A HOWL OF PAIN AND CAMILLE FINALLY STEPS OFF HIS ARM WITH A HOP AND HE CLAWS AT THE RING APRON WITH ONE HAND TO PULL HIMSELF UP, LOOKING AT HIS OTHER HAND THAT’S BEEN CAUGHT IN A BLAZING MOUSE TRAP TIED TO HIS HAND WITH BARBED WIRE!!! ADAM TRIES FRANTICALLY SHAKING IT OFF IN A PANIC WHILE MS. EXTREME IS ALL SMILES BEFORE SHE REACHES FOR ADAM’S BAT IN THE RING, DOUSING IT IN LIGHTER FLUID AND SETTING IT ON FIRE BEFORE SHE STARTS SWINGING FOR THE FENCES UP AND DOWN ALL OVER ADAM!!!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME FOLLOWS HIM AROUND THE RING TAKING AS MANY SWINGS AS SHE CAN GET IN BEFORE CATCHING HIM OVER THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, SENDING HIM TOPPLING OVER UPSIDE DOWN INTO THE GARBAGE CAN!!! Ms. Extreme absolutely hurls the shopping cart at the trash can, knocking it over and she lifts Adam up from the ground to back suplex him right into the apron, garbage can and all still on him upon collision! Somewhere in all of that flailing, the mouse trap must’ve come off as well as it’s seemingly been taken off now that Ms. Extreme finally sends him into the ring and she makes a cover!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHH-
Rich Russillo: ADAM LUCAS KICKS OUT!! The look on Ms. Extreme’s face shows that she wasn’t expecting this kind of fight from someone she had dismissed and referred to as a “lesser talent”, but Adam has clearly come with something to prove! She looks to the referee holding up three fingers but he’s right there in her face reassuring her of the two count, and Ms. Extreme turns her attention back to Adam, wondering just what the hell it’s gonna take! Ms. Extreme takes him up and throws him out the ring, deciding that what she’s about to do is better to have him within close range!
James Peters: And rightfully so! Adam surprised her and everyone else early on, I think she knows she doesn’t need something like that happening again! This time though, she takes him over to the steps and- BUT ADAM’S TRYING TO FIGHT HER OFF EVERY SECOND HE CAN! THROWING PUNCH AFTER PUNCH BUT NO! MS. EXTREME SHUTS THAT DOWN WHEN SHE SLAMS HIS HEAD OFF THE SIDE OF THE STEPS AND LOOK! She’s trapping his arm between the top and bottom halves of the steps! Ms. Extreme moves to walk up the steps, taking the time to jump up and down while Adam has his arm caught underneath the top part!! She eventually comes down, working quickly to set up a table just there at ringside before she goes to retrieve a toolbox that had been dumped out on her from the trash can, and if I were Lucas, I’d be looking faster for ways to escape !!!
Rich Russillo: She’s even brought the entire dented up trash can with her but Adam manages to kick it away as she tries to place it in front of him and she stomps down right on him! She opens up and digs through the toolbox, lifting a screwdriver with a shudder as she no doubt remembers-
Persephone: No doubt remembers the time that Rex totally destroyed her face with the same weapon last year? Yeah, I saw it; he clearly didn’t do her any fucking favors either from the looks of things!
James Peters: I’d love to hear you say that next time she’s on commentary with us again!
Persephone: :woah:
Rich Russillo: Leave Persephone alone, James! But now Ms. Extreme tosses the screwdriver over her shoulder and instead opts for the wrench! She aims to turn the attack back on Adam but she can’t quite go in as he tries to keep her at by kicking his legs! Ms. Extreme tries to swing at his legs but he kicks her wrist, sending the wrench to the floor and fed up, she goes in after him- ONLY TO GET PULLED FACE-FIRST INTO THE STEPS BESIDE HIM!!! Adam struggles to free himself but manages to do it nonetheless, his hand cut up, scratched, and even bloody from the struggle of freeing himself as he rips it from under the steps! And Ms. Extreme just turned over, exposing a bloody, possibly broken nose!
James Peters: Adam wastes no time returning the stomp from earlier with one of his own, except coming on with an absolute onslaught now! He sends Ms. Extreme out of her cornered position but she’s so disoriented after that fall into the steps that she can’t even stand! Ms. Extreme struggles to make it up to her feet and Lucas staggers over to start clubbing her over the back and her head, the thud of those heavy blows being picked up by the ring mics! But Ms. Extreme starts responding with some fire of her own, throwing punches right back and putting everything she can behind them! Ms. Extreme nearly floors Adam with a right hook as he goes down to a knee and she gets him onto the apron, slowly making her way on after where she tries to pick him up but Adam keeps himself from getting lifted any higher and he comes back down on his feet!
Rich Russillo: But that won’t stop Ms. Extreme! She’s trying one more time but he blocks her attempt again by pushing off her and pulling her in his direction, Adam falling into the ring through the middle and bottom ropes while Ms. Extreme gets tugged into taking a face full of ring post! Adam moves to make it to his feet but the ever-resilient Ms. Extreme comes through the ropes with a shoulder thrust to slow down his attempts to get some offense! Ms. Extreme pulls herself up and blocks a forearm, sending him back with one of her own and she pulls on the top rope to slingshot into the ring but ADAM STRIKES WITH A DISCUS PUNCH WITH A WRENCH!!!
James Peters: HAVING PICKED IT UP BEFORE HE WAS SENT ONTO THE APRON, ADAM CLOBBERS THE SHIT OUT OF MS. EXTREME’S FACE WITH ANOTHER SHOT WITH THE WRENCH!! BUT CAMILLE WON’T GO DOWN AS SHE HOOKS HER ARM OVER THE TOP ROPE TO KEEP HERSELF UP!! AND NOW ADAM COMES RUNS OFF THE ROPES FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING, TACKLING MS. EXTREME OFF THE APRON AND THROUGH THE TABLE SET UP OUTSIDE WITH A SUICIDE SPEAR!!!!!
Persephone: THEY’RE DEAD!!! NOW CALL OFF THE MATCH !!!
Rich Russillo: You just might get your wish, the referee seems almost at a loss as to what to do! He’s looking down over the wreckage of the table and the two of these Voltage Elitists are hardly even moving after that incredible disaster brought to us by Adam! And now inside the ring, the referee is starting a count to give one of them at least a chance to make it to their feet!
Referee (off mic): OOOONNNNEEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!
TTTTHHHHRRRREEEEE!!!
James Peters: Adam Lucas just begins to stir and he’s probably just barely able to grasp what’s even going on!
Persephone: Which is why he should stay down; he’s probably as concussed as Not Cameron and neither of them needs the extra brain damage, clearly!
Rich Russillo: So thoughtful
Referee (off mic): FFFFOOOOUUUURRRR!!!
FFFFIIIIVVVVEEEE!!!
SSSSIIIIXXXX!!!
James Peters: But Adam isn’t going to let things finish this way as he trudges over to Ms. Extreme and has to take some time to find the strength to muster up the strength to get her on her feet after he’s worked his way up to his!! Adam shifts her to the apron and hauls her up inside the ring before having to work his way into the ring with one arm, as the other might’ve been hurt in that fall! But nonetheless, he’s slowly crawling over to make the cover before he drapes his good arm over Ms. Extreme for the referee to make the count!!!
OOOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: AND ADAM LOOKS UP AT THE REFEREE ALMOST IN DISBELIEF AS MS. EXTREME’S SHOULDER COMES OFF THE MAT BEFORE THREE!!! Adam claws at his hair in pure frustration before he starts senselessly laying into Ms. Extreme with a barrage of punches and she tries to turn over and cover-up! But Adam stands to his feet and stomps down on her legs and lower back before he takes hold of her legs, stepping through with one of his own, AND ADAM LUCAS IS ABLE TO TURN MS. EXTREME OVER INTO THE SHARPSHOOTER!!!!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME IS DESPERATELY REACHING OUT FOR THE ROPES, IF NOT TO CAUSE A BREAK THEN TO AT LEAST ESCAPE FROM THE RING!!! MS. EXTREME PUSHES UP ONTO HER HANDS AND AIMS TO TAKE LUCAS WITH HER BUT HE’S ALREADY STARTING BACK TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND SHE DROPS DOWN TO HAVING TO HOLD HERSELF UP ON HER FOREARMS!!! BUT MS. EXTREME ISN’T GIVING UP!!! SHE PUSHES HERSELF UP ONE MORE TIME AND STARTS TO A CORNER, SCREAMING IN PAIN AS SHE FORCES THEM CLOSER TO THE TURNBUCKLES BEFORE SHE SOMERSAULTS UNDER ADAM AND SENDS HIM FALLING BACK INTO THE CORNER!!!
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme escapes the hold but she’s clutching at her lower back while Adam looks on, anxiously thinking for answers, and across the ring, he spots the broken glass bat! Exhausted, Adam makes his way over and takes it with him out the ring in an effort to find one of the lighter fluid bottles- HE’S GOT IT!!! He sets Ms. Extreme’s own weapon on fire before he carefully gets back into the ring to find Ms. Extreme pulling herself up in the corner, her face bloody with a deep gash just under her eye and that’s a glare from Ms. Extreme that I wouldn’t want to be on the other end of! But she nods her head, hyping herself up before she tries to take off into the middle of the ring to meet Adam there AND HE INSTANTLY SWINGS THE BAT AT CAMILLE’S MIDSECTION!!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME GOES DOWN AND ADAM DRIVES THE BAT INTO HER BACK!!! AND NOW HER ARMS, LEAVING HER SCREAMING AND GOING TO THE ROPES BEFORE SHE DROPS TO THE OUTSIDE!! But Adam isn’t about to let her escape as he heads out after her and strikes her across her back, sending her to the floor but she’s already grabbing at the apron to get back up and he’s even giving her the chance! He swings again and she goes down at the corner of the ring and she’s slowly making her way back up- AND MS. EXTREME IS BEGGING FOR HIM TO SWING AT HER AGAIN !!!
Persephone: And that idiot misses a perfectly good shot?! He just hit the fucking post and he’s dropped the bat! Ms. Extreme picks up that bat, flaming and all, and now Adam is feeling the literal heat as she’s lighting him the fuck up with those swings! Honestly, he has no one to blame but himself for this shit!!
Rich Russillo: Adam gets out of range as he rolls into the ring and Ms. Extreme is sure to follow as she goes to meet him on her feet, taking a wild swing- ADAM AVOIDS GETTING HIS HEAD TAKEN RIGHT OFF HIS SHOULDERS AS HE DUCKS UNDER IT!!! BUT MS. EXTREME DRIVES IT RIGHT INTO HIS CHEST AND TAKES HIM INTO THE CORNER WITH IT, DRAGGING THE GLASS AND FIRE AGAINST HIS CHEST!!! NOW HIS BACK AS HE TRIES TO TURN AROUND!!! ADAM MAKES A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO CREATE SOME SPACE WITH A BACK KICK, DRIVING CAMILLE BACK AND DOWN TO THE MAT LONG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO CLIMB THE TURNBUCKLES AND FIND HIMSELF SEATED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!
James Peters: BUT MS. EXTREME STOPS HIM BEFORE HE CAN TAKE OFF AS SHE LOOKS TO HIT A HEADSTAND HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN!!! But Adam holds onto her legs and shoves them down to his sides before hurling a multitude of punches at Ms. Extreme’s exposed midsection as she’s stuck upside down!!! Ms. Extreme though is able to grab a hold of his wrist to pull herself up and seated onto the top turnbuckle with him, where the two of them trade blows!! EXTREME!!! ADAM!!! EXTREME!! ADAM!!! ADAM!!! EXTREME!!! EXTREME!!! EXTREME!!!
Persephone: Okay! Calm down! We get it! One of these dumbasses is going down anyway and it’s- that headbutt from Adam was so ugly! And Ms. Extreme goes falling off to the floor- except not because somehow she hung onto the rope and stayed on the apron. Now, Adam comes down to get his face further disfigured than it was before the match started since Ms. Extreme was one step ahead with that punch just now. And now she goes to swing, but Adam blocks it and flips her over the top rope and into the ring!
James Peters: But Ms. Extreme lands on her feet! She starts firing off, taking them back to the middle of the ring- BUT ADAM SHOVES HER OFF INTO THE ROPES AND SHE COMES REBOUNDING OFF OF THEM INTO THAT POP-UP POWERBOMB!!!
Rich Russillo: Except Ms. Extreme punches at the arm she’s targeted earlier on to stay out of his clutches and stop him right in his tracks!! She lunges forward for another hit BUT ADAM CATCHES HER ARM AND PULLS HER DOWN INTO A TRIANGLE CHOKE!!!! RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, ADAM HAS MS. EXTREME LOOKING FOR A WAY OUT BUT I’M NOT SURE IF SHE’LL BE ABLE TO FIND ONE IN TIME!!!
James Peters: ADAM IS SCREAMING FOR MS. EXTREME TO TAP OUT!!! AND IT’S GETTING MORE DIFFICULT TO BREAK OUT THE LONGER HE’S GOT HER TRAPPED!!! CAMILLE IS FIGHTING TO DRAG THEM BOTH CLOSER TO THE ROPES BUT WHAT IS IT GONNA TAKE?! MS. EXTREME LETS OUT A DESPERATE SCREAM AS SHE’S ABLE TO MAKE A SHIFT TOWARD THE ROPES AND WITH SOME MORE EFFORT… SHE GETS OUT ONTO THE APRON AND ADAM HAS RELEASED THE HOLD AS HE REALIZES SHE’LL BREAK OUT ANYWAY! Ms. Extreme turns over onto her hands and knees gasping for air, while Adam drags himself out under the bottom rope and onto the apron to meet her there! Adam Lucas throws a heavy fist and Ms. Extreme is slow to return, but it lands! The two of them exchange blows all the way up their feet but it’s Ms. Extreme who strikes even faster with a kick to the gut- LIFTING ADAM UP AND THROWING HIM OUT ONTO THE PILE OF CHAIRS SHE’D LEFT AT RINGSIDE WHEN GETTING THE TABLE OUT!!!
Rich Russillo: ADAM COMES CRASHING DOWN OFF THE EXPLODER SUPLEX IN AN UGLY COLLISION AND MS. EXTREME KNOWS SHE’S GOT TO CAPITALIZE! She casually comes off the apron, shaking her head at the sight of Adam not believing he’s lasted this long but she’s certainly not opposed to fighting! She clears the blood from her face and finds the 2X4 still inside of the trash can along with the barbed wire, cutting up her own hands as she wraps it around the weapon before ruthlessly snatching Adam up by his hair and slamming his head against it on the apron! But she’s not done as she does it again! …AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN!!! AND AGAIN!!! ADAM DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES, HIS FACE STARTING TO BLEED AND MS. EXTREME KNOCKS HIM OVER AS SHE BATTERS HIS HEAD WITH THE BARBED WIRE 2X4!!!!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme goes under the ring and pulls out another table, this time around taking even longer to get a hold of this one but she manages to get it into the ring! Ms. Extreme brings a cloth bag into the ring with her and sets the table up first before opening up the bag over the table to empty out the mixed bag of what’s apparently nails and tacks !!!! She heads back out to get Adam, who stuns her with a punch to the gut as he tries to get back up to his feet and she tries to come down with an elbow strike, but Adam lifts her off her feet! Adam runs at the corner of the ring but Camille kicks off the post, shoving them away before she takes him down with a DDT! Ms. Extreme moves along the apron to keep herself up and to get back over to the chairs, grabbing one to take with her as she turns her attention back to Adam, smashing it repeatedly over his back as he tries to push himself up!
Rich Russillo: Adam gets kicked toward the apron as he tries to get back up once again but he collapses just in front of it! Ms. Extreme now shoving the chair into the ring so that she’s able to freely get Adam up onto the apron and into the ring, clubbing him with her forearm and punches to the back as she does so! Adam brings himself up with the help of the table and the look on his face says it all as he sees what’s waiting there! He’s not having it! Ms. Extreme attacks him from behind but only for so long as Adam throws a back elbow, landing right in her midsection and he punches upward to send her sprawling back into the corner! Adam begins throwing lefts and rights, stomps and kicks in a desperate effort to regain the control, and he’s about to get it as Camille leaps at him but he catches her mid-jump!
James Peters: Adam runs her right back into the corner and begins driving with shoulder thrust after shoulder thrust, incapacitating Ms. Extreme before he hauls her up to sit onto the top turnbuckle! He turns around, reaching down to the mat to grab what he’d brought with him into the ring- AND HE SETS THE WHOLE TABLE MS. EXTREME HAD SET UP ON FIRE!!!! ADAM GOES BACK TO MS. EXTREME AND GOES TO CLIMB UP IN THE CORNER, THROWING PUNCHES TO KEEP THE MOMENTUM ON HIS SIDE!! BUT THERE’S MS. EXTREME FIGHTING BACK AS SHE SEES THE FLAMES JUST BEHIND HIM AND SHE’S GONNA FIGHT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO AVOID IT!!! ADAM STANDS ON THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE WHILE MS. EXTREME TRIES TO FIGHT HIM DOWN AS SHE’S BEEN FORCED TO STAND UP TOP, AND ADAM MAKES THE MOVE TO MEET HER THERE!!!
Rich Russillo: ADAM CLUBS MS. EXTREME WHILE TRYING TO KEEP HIS BALANCE AND A STIFF SHOT STUNS HER FOR THE MOMENT!!! ADAM GOES TO GRAB A HOLD OF HER, LOOKING FOR A SUPERPLEX BUT MS. EXTREME COMES ALIVE WITH ELBOW SHOT AFTER ELBOW SHOT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD, STOPPING ADAM BEFORE SHE LANDS A HEADBUTT…. AND SHOVES HIM OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND RIGHT THROUGH THAT FLAMING TABLE!!! NAILS AND TACKS DIGGING INTO HIS BACK, ADAM IS DOWN AND OUT BUT MS. EXTREME IS STILL PERCHED UP ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND SHE TAKES OFF!!!!
James Peters: A BLIND FURY!!!! TWO BOOTS RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF ADAM LUCAS FROM MS. EXTREME AND THIS TIME IT LANDS AS INTENDED!!! MS. EXTREME CRAWLS OVER AND GRABS ONE OF ADAM’S LEGS FOR THE COVER, THE REFEREE SLIDING INTO POSITION!!!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘The Joker’ by New Years Day starts back up with the crowd roaring after the brutality displayed by both competitors in the match, and Ms. Extreme struggles to stand until the referee comes over to help, only for her to push him away so that she can make the effort to stand on her own.)
Bella Braxton: AND HERE IS YOUR WINNER… MS. EXTREME!!!!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme accomplishes something that she couldn’t do last year, and that’s pick up a win here at Bloodsport in a bloody match where she got pushed to her limits!
Rich Russillo: And I’m sure that when she’s got the time to take this one in, she’s gonna know that just as much as everyone else! Just as much, I’m sure she’ll be proud too. Ms. Extreme would never want someone to take it easy on her and she’d never take it easy on any opponent either no matter who they might be, and I think she got exactly what she wanted here tonight!
Persephone: Well, that’s nice and all, but what’s really important here is what I want, and what I want is to see Rex win his match!
James Peters: But what’s important right now, is that Adam Lucas doesn’t have anything to be ashamed of here! He said he wasn’t the lesser competition that Ms. Extreme said he was and he showed that he could very well be someone this season who shouldn’t go overlooked by his roster members for long! He came awfully close to shocking not only Ms. Extreme at some points, but everyone else who might’ve been watching along and if he could bring a fight like this one to Ms. Extreme, I can’t wait to see what he’ll do next!
(Ms. Extreme is leaning on the ropes for support now as the designated referee calls for the medics to tend to her despite her trying to wave them off and reassure them that she’s fine while it’s obvious she’s anything but that, while Adam Lucas is still down and out, but being helped by another team of medical staff as well. Ms. Extreme can’t help but seem to crack a smile as her music continues to blare into the Performance Center, the scene eventually coming to fade out.)
(Bloodsport fades into its final and most important commercial break.)
(A commercial is shown for the new EAW 2K21 game coming out very soon! It shows multiple instances of propaganda all throughout the commercial with the likes of Malcolm Jones, Jamie O’Hara, Chris Elite, Consuela Rose Ava, Sienna Jade, Xander Payne, and Sarah Price stating their claims as it all culminates with all of them staring down one another before holding up video game controllers with a smirk. The lights flash as they end up in the video game ring all staring down one another before they attack one another showcasing the gameplay for the game and much more such as the different match types that all of them are put through to continue their battle for supremacy! Play as all your favorite Elitist from multiple brands such as Dynasty, Showdown, and Voltage and create your own legacy and make all your dreams come true!)
:wow:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Bloodsport returns for the final time tonight and the match graphic for the main event flashes across the screen.)
(VIDEO PACKAGE: It highlights Minerva successfully defending the Universal Women’s Championship against Raven Roberts at Pain for Pride. It pans forward to the EAW Draft Show, where she talks about how for the past four months, she had woman after woman come at her, trying to dethrone her, but they have left empty handed each time. When going into last season, she was on the outside looking in, being used as cannon fodder, but going into this season, she stands on top of the mountain, looking at the competition beneath her, but she doesn’t see anyone who could give her a challenge.)
(‘Surfin’ by Kid Cudi featuring Pharrell Williams plays as Serena Bennett comes out as Minerva instantly feels disrespect for Serena to interrupt her promo. Serena claims that Minerva doesn’t run the Women’s Division. Minerva responds by believing that Serena is in no position to criticize her title reign and that she will obliterate Serena. Serena says that Minerva can talk shit about her reign. She brings up how all the former champions have lost their title via cash ins and Serena wants to be the first one to win the title without any cash in. She throws out the challenge, but Minerva states that she will not be kind to Serena whatsoever.)
(We pan forward to Serena Bennett having a heated confrontation with Andrea Valentine before being interrupted by the Universal Women’s Champion, Minerva. Minerva claims that Serena’s spunk and attitude has made this whole ordeal a bit more fun for the champion. Now, Minerva has a reason to get personal with Serena. The camera reveals Minerva to be standing outside Dale’s Donuts in Compton, California, Serena’s hometown. Minerva begins to tell the story of Rashawn Wallance, Serena’s cousin, who was stabbed to death by a rival gang before her second semester of high school. The death was one of the reasons why Serena was going to get out of Compton and become the star that she is today. It pans forward to Minerva holding a #20 jersey of Rashawn before dropping the frame photo. This leads to Minerva messing up the mural. For one of the first times in her career, we see Serena being brought to tears by the whole situation.)
(We pan to Voltage where Serena Bennett looks to respond to the situation of Dynasty, but Minerva makes her presence heard, wearing Rashawn’s jersey as Serena begins to attack the champion. Serena bashes Minerva’s head against the plexiglass multiple times. Serena dominates the whole ass beating before ripping the jersey off Minerva and putting in on herself. On the August 26 edition of Voltage, Minerva learns that her match against Serena at Bloodsport will be a Three Stages of Hell Match. Minerva cuts a small promo where she calms that Bloodsport is going to be her heaven, but Serena’s hell.)
(Video package ends.)
(The camera pans to the ring once more, where Bella Braxton is set to introduce the next matchup.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is the THREE STAGES OF HARDCORE HELL MATCH!!!…
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Bella Braxton:…and it’s for the UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Crowd: DJDJXJDHSBSHNSKSBDGSVSB
(The drum intro to “Surfin’ [ft. Pharrell Williams] by Kid Cudi begins to pound out of the PA system of the EAW Performance Center, the camera panning over the socially distanced crowd as they rise to their feet to welcome the number one contender for the Universal Women’s Championship.)
(Serena arrives at the top of the stage, her usual bright smile missing from her face tonight. She slowly lowers her signature sunglasses and tosses them on the ground before directing the camera to zoom in on her t-shirt: a white, airbrushed t-shirt with Rashawn Wallace’s face printed in the center. Beneath his portrait reads: “1991-2009.” Surrounding the portrait are artfully designed blue roses, a football, and a baby blue helmet with “#20” painted onto it. After the camera holds its focus on her shirt for a few moments, Serena pushes the lens away and continues her descent down the ramp just as the audience begins to sing along with “Surfin’”.)
Persephone: Hm. That’s sweet, I guess.
Rich Russillo: Serena wasting very little time showboating on her way to the ring tonight, and I can’t say that I blame her. After the back and forth all week long between Serena and the current champion, Minerva, I know Serena wants to walk into this matchup with a clear head, wasting none of her energy as she looks for redemption tonight, not only for herself, but for her cousin as well.
James Peters: And you know as well as I do that she’s gonna need every last BIT of that energy, Rich. She needs all the strength she can muser up to last in this one, even if she prides herself on being a resilient and long-lasting in-ring competitor, competing in Three Stages of Hardcore Hell will be sure to take a lot out of both her and Minerva–
Persephone: And hopefully, it takes out lots of blood. 😍
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, from Compton, California, weighting in at one-hundred and fourteen pounds…SSSEEEERRRREEEEENNNAAAAA BEEEENNNNEEETTTTT!!!
(Serena reaches the base of the ramp and makes a left turn, now walking along the plexiglass barrier. Her neutral look slowly turns into a smile as the camera shows Serena’s family at ringside: her brothers, her younger, and her mother and father, all cheering her on behind baby blue cloth face masks. They each wear the same exact shirt Serena is wearing in honor of Rashawn. The crowd in the performance center cheers a little extra as her family is shown up on the titantron.)
James Peters: This match has gotten incredibly personal over the last few weeks after Minerva took it upon herself to desecrate a mural dedicated to Serena’s late cousin, Rashawn Wallace, the young man who Serena claimed has inspired her to pursue a career in professional wrestling in order to do right by her family and her hometown.
Rich Russillo: This match, with a basis in an old grudge between Minerva and Serena from the old days on Empire, has rapidly boiled over into a war for vengeance, pride, honor, and superiority. As far as Serena’s concerned, after all Minerva’s had to say and do to hurt Serena’s family and tarnish Rashawn’s name, walking out victorious is the only option tonight–and of course, to capture the UWC she says was “taken” from her over a year ago.
Persephone: I wonder what me and Rex’s kids would look like…🥺
(Serena puts both hands up against the plexiglass [after confirming it was disinfected properly, of course], her mother and father each extending a hand out to place on the opposite side of the plexiglass barrier, returning Serena’s socially-distanced touch.)
Serena Bennett: (off-mic) It ends here, y’all. She not disrespecting us no more, you hear me? I’m going all the way. I’m coming home with it. For him.
(Her parents nod and smile back at her as best as their masks will allow them as she pushes back on the plexiglass before turning around and making her way up the steel steps and onto the apron. Upon entering the ring, she jumps to a turnbuckle corner, proudly showing her t-shirt off and basking in the crowd reception as they sing the second chorus. The camera gives us one last look at Serena’s family as they proudly and vibrantly cheer Serena on.)
(Suddenly the camera pans toward the entrance stage where the Tron up above comes to life. It’s a shot outside the EAW Performance Center. Soon enough we are introduced to the appearance of none other than the Universal Women’s Champion, Minerva.)
Rich Russillo: What could this be all about? What is the Universal Women’s Champion doing there when she should be in the ring?
James Peters: I’ve no idea, Rich, but she’s definitely grabbed the attention off Serena Bennett once again, and look what she’s wearing! She’s wearing the jersey of Serena Bennett’s fallen cousin, Rashawn Wallace!
(Minerva stands there in her black wrestling gear, fists taped up, wearing the Rashawn Wallace #20 Jersey. She holds a black rose, and there is a steel canister next to her.)
Minerva: Cut the music, and yes my entrance theme is better than that Kid Cudi shit. There’s no need for any elaborate, self-service introductions from this end. Everyone knows who I am by now.
(The Gypsy Moth cracks a smirk, brandishing the jersey of Serena’s cousin who tragically was killed at 17. Tilting her head, she calls out…)
Minerva: Sereeeeenaaaa Bennnnnnett. Bennett, where are you? Maybe I should call for Samira, huih? Samiiiiiiiira, where are you blue wig wearing fake. Oh, I see there? Really? Why must you continuously disappoint me? We could’ve settled this anywhere else at any other time. I can see the desperation slowly seeping inside your bloodstream like a poison, ready to devour what little bit of self-worth and pride in this that is left, that you claim to love. Bennett, you’re nothing but an overrated loser. Does that bother you? Am I being disrespectful? You should know me by now. I don’t follow the script everyone else does. I’m not going to kiss your ass, praise, or rub shoulders with you. I won’t give you the satisfaction of meeting you on your terms. So enlighten me Bennett, show me how much you want it because just like the rest of the troglodytes and sycophants I know you will pour out your vomit in hopes to catch attention, so that anyone will listen. But now I will educate you, I mean someone must, right? Watch closely.
Minerva takes off the Jersey and holds it over the canister, she then lights a match and it engulfs in flames.
Minerva: I told you this past week your cousin is burning in hell, now I’m going to send you there too bitch.
The Gypsy Moth drops the Jersey of Rashawn Wallace into the flames, as it burns, staring at it almost in a trance, before turning toward the camera.
Minerva: So if you want me?…You want this? (holds up the title, and then motions with her hand)…Come…Come. play with the Devil…..
(She starts to cackle, eyes widen, in a psychotic state.)
(Shot shows Serena Bennett, enraged by the vulgar display of disrespect, making her way through the ropes with the referee behind her.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: The Universal Women’s Champion is outside the Performance Center, this street fight match has apparently started and the challenger for the title Serena Bennett is booking it up the ramp toward the back with a referee following close behind! Folks, we’ll see if we can keep up with all this! We’ll do our best!
Rich Russillo: You would think that this has to be some sort of trap being sprung by the champ. Minerva dangled that title right out there just a moment ago, and that’s the power you have as the champion and Minerva is proving that right now!
(Another shot shows Serena jogging past the restrooms and cafeteria straight toward the nearest exit with the referee still giving chase from behind her. Serena is yelling Minerva’s name a few times, letting her know that she’s coming for her.)
Persephone: You’re right, Rich! She’s stupid! She’s got blue hair, but it might as well be blonde!
(The next shot shows Serena Bennett bursting through the exit door outside the Performance Center parking lot where Minerva had been standing just moments ago. She’s looking around in both directions, but it’s quite dark. We see cars in the lot, and fencing all around. There’s a small contingent of social-distanced fans cheering on the scene holding up signs and heckling. Serena is visibly frustrated at Minerva’s antics, but she’s game for a fight no less.)
Serena Bennett: Minerva! Where are you!!? Come on out! Here I am!
Minerva: “I’m a badass bitch, I’m better than you, You’re nothing, I’m the next Champion”.
(Suddenly the voice of Minerva can be heard once again, but it’s ominous as it seems to echo from all sides mocking Serena’s claims, prompting Serena to be alert and on her guard.)
Minerva: That’s all you want. My intentions play a heavier hand, they culminate in the big picture that you don’t want to see. You turn a blind eye and a deaf ear to it. My Heaven….
(From a distance Minerva appears from the darkness that had previously kept her hidden.)
Minerva: Your Hell…..
James Peters: It’s Minerva! And Serena Bennett has taken notice of her! Serena darts right for Minerva and Minerva does the same! Here we go! Minerva and Serena are trading shots right out of the gates! Now Serena tosses Minerva into a nearby wall of the Performance Center! Stiff forearm shots by the challenger to the Universal Women’s Championship and the champion is reeling from this onslaught, Minerva trying to free herself! Spear by Minerva takes Serena Bennett into the nearby light post! The impact against that light post, it just slightly bent and Serena is holding the back of her head as Minerva takes her by the hair! High knees by Minerva to Serena Bennett and now Minerva has the advantage as she knocks Serena upside the head with a hard right!
Rich Russillo: The intensity born from extreme hatred by Minerva, she’s certainly not someone to tempt when it comes to a fight! She’ll take you straight to hell when it’s all said and done! This woman is not playing around right now!
James Peters: We said we’d do our best to keep up with all this, and so far our camera crew backstage are getting their money’s worth right now! Both champion and challenger are fighting out in the streets now. Fitting, right?
Rich Rusillo: They’re just slugging it out here. This is an old fashioned fist fight! This is not a wrestling match right now, and I believe the referee is letting both know the match cannot be won here it needs to be won in the ring!
James Peters: I would certainly tend to agree with the referee on that. Serena has Minerva set up for something here! It looks like she’s going for a bulldog on Minerva, which would send her face first into the street! NO! Minerva breaks free, now she gouges the eye of Serena instead and now a scoop slam by Minerva to Serena on the pavement below and Serena is yelling out in agony! Minerva yanks Serena back up by her hair, but Serena fights her way out of Minerva’s grasp! HIGH STEP KICKS BY SERENA TO MINERVA, AND MINERVA IS DOING ALL SHE CAN TO AVOID THESE SHOTS BUT SERENA IS CATCHING MINERVA WITH EACH ON TO THE BODY!! SERENA AGAIN COMING WITH THE OFFENSE!! LOOK AT THAT!! WOW!! SERENA JUST CONNECTED WITH A SOMERSAULT CLOTHESLINE TO MINERVA KNOCKING OFF HER FEET WHILE LANDING PERFECTLY ON HER OWN ALL IN ONE MOTION!! AMAZING ATHLETICISM!!
Rich Russillo: Serena grabs up the Gypsy Moth now, trying to keep the momentum here. She’s gotta stay on her! Minerva kicks Serena away, and now Minerva…WHAT!!?? MINERVA JUST GRABBED A WEAPON FROM BEHIND THE BED OF THAT TRUCK…IT’S A CROWBAR!!! MINERVA GOES TO SWING FOR SERENA’S HEAD!! SERENA DUCKS AND THE CROWBAR GOES RIGHT THROUGH THE WINDOW OF THE TRUCK SHATTERING THE GLASS TO A MILLION PIECES!!! SOMEONE IS GONNA HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT!! SERENA SWINGING RIGHTS AND LEFTS AT MINERVA STAGGERING HER BACK FALLING TO THE GROUND!! SWINGING WITH EVERYTHING SHE GOTS!! THEM COMPTON GIRLS ARE TOUGH MAN!!
James Peters: Serena climbs into the back of that same truck! Now she gets a running headstart and she leaps out of the truck as Minerva turns around! DIVING CROSSBODY CONNECTS!! GROUND AND POUND BY SERENA! Now Serena is walking back over to that truck that’s oddly the only one in the back parking lot that has no business being there.
Serena Bennett: Let’s see what we got up in this bitch! What we got!!?? (pulls out a weed cutter) Maybe we give a gypsy girl a little trim! Nah! (throws the weed cutter out, and then pulls out a long garden shovel) Maybe I’ll cold-cock the bitch and then bury her!!?? (tosses it away, and then pulls out a long red rope and her eyes light up. It already has a lasso knot too.) OH YEAH!!
Persephone: These two are just asking to be killed, but hey that just means the quicker I get to see my Sexy Rexy fuck up that bitch Myles!
Rich Russillo: Serena just roped herself a gypsy…NO! MINERVA JUST RUSHED TOWARD SERENA!! BACK BODY DROP BY SERENA TO MINERVA THAT SENDS HER OVER AND INTO THE BACK OF THE TRUCK!! SERENA STILL HAS THAT LASSO AROUND THE NECK OF MINERVA!! NOW SHE’S PULLING BACK, GIVING IT SOME EXTRA TORQUE!! MINERVA IS STRUGGLING TO GET FREE!! SHE’S LITERALLY STARTING TO TURN PURPLE!!
Persephone: I hope the blue-haired bitch she chokes her out!
James Peters: This is reaching dangerous levels folks. The referee is right there to intervene and break up the attempt to choke Minerva out, thankfully! Serena doesn’t seem to like that too much and she’s letting the referee know about it! This is giving Minerva precious time to recover. MINERVA LEAPS OFF THE BACK OF THE TRUCK AND CLUBS SERENA BENNETT FROM BEHIND!! SERENA IS KNOCKED DOWN TO A KNEE! MINERVA YANKS SERENA UP WITH FORCE AND NOW SWINGS HER AROUND AND SENDS HER FACE FIRST INTO THE BACK WINDOW AND SHATTERING IT!!
(Crowd buzzes over what they’ve just witnessed. Serena Bennett is shown draped just inside the truck laying prone with the other half of her body hanging out.)
Rich Russillo: Does the referee have a license to stop that from happening too!!?? Serena is not even moving after Minerva just threw her face first through that window. Now Minerva is pulling her out as the referee admonishes her, but of course Minerva is completely ignoring this and she shoves the referee off! Oh my, Serena has been busted open from her forehead. Blood is running down her face and part of her hair is being stained red, this isn’t good at all.
Minerva (yanking back Serena’s hair): Welcome to my world, Bennett, where chaos is the only law and suffering is the only judgement!
James Peters: Minerva just launched the limp body of Serena Bennett from the parking lot to the middle of the street! Minerva staying on top of Serena, she’s now mounting punches to Serena Bennett’s open wound! But wait…Serena still has plenty of fight left as she has now finally realized she’s in the fight of her life! Serena has turned the tables on Minerva and now she’s on top! Serena has gripped the hair of the Universal Women’s Champion and she’s smashing the back of Minerva’s head into the pavement! Once! Twice! THE DARK!!! THAT BURNING MIST THAT MINERVA IS SO WELL KNOWN FOR!! BUT SERENA SOMEHOW MOVED HER HEAD GETTING HER FACE OUT OF DODGE OF THAT DEVASTATING BLACK MIST AS IT GOES FLYING!!! SERENA CONTINUES TO POUND AWAY AT MINERVA!!
(Bright lights suddenly appeared as a car was coming around a corner. It comes to an abrupt halt at the sight of the two women fighting, but the lights briefly cause a moment of stoppage as both ladies look in the direction of the vehicle. Then there is a loud honk that startles both ladies, then two more honks follow.)
Rich Russillo: Is that who I think it is? That looks like Minerva’s…well, what is he? A keeper of some sort. Minerva seems to recognize him too, and Minerva takes advantage of the distraction as she headbutts the hell out of Serena knocking her back after a couple of good smashes of head on head!
James Peters: Minerva is up and she’s darting towards the car passenger side, and she’s getting in! Serena is still just barely stirring from the seated position in the road!
(Minerva is shown slamming the car door shut. Serena suddenly rises up to a knee still trying to recover. Now Serena sees Minerva riding shotgun and her manager Mr. Gunari with his hands on the wheel. Minerva has the coldest look you will ever see in a human being devoid of any remorse as she eyes Serena Bennett. There was no reasoning with her with the devil at the controls.)
Minerva: DRIVE!!!
Persephone: If she runs that blue haired blonde bimbo over, does the match end!!?? Then we don’t have to bare to watch anymore of these two!!??
James Peters: MINERVA JUST ORDERED HER MANAGER TO RUNDOWN SERENA BENNETT!! AND HE’S OBLIGING AND SERENA IS BOOKING IT OFF TO THE LEFT BACK INTO THE PERFORMANCE CENTER PARKING LOT!! THE VEHICLE IS GAINING SPEED QUICK AND SERENA IS DOING HER BEST TO GET AWAY!!
Minerva: YOU STILL WANT IT NOW, BENNETT!!?? (Looking at her manager) End her…NOW!!
James Peters: SERENA IS RUNNING OUT OF STEAM IT SEEMS AND MINERVA’S MANAGER HAS BEEN GIVEN A SPECIFIC ORDER AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE INTENDS TO FOLLOW THROUGH!!
(However, fortunate for Serena and viewers everywhere she manages to see a nearby dumpster and she dives behind it just as the car Minerva was in speeds on by. Serena is out of breath, her heart pounding. The referee finally catches up to where Serena was at and checks on her to make sure she wants to continue. Serena seems to be okay by all indications and so the match continues.)
Rich Russillo: Talk about close calls! Minerva was nearly successful in ending the life of Serena Bennett!! That would’ve made the headlines! This woman will do anything to wipe someone like Serena Bennett off the face of the EAW map, and this certainly proves that!
James Peters: Where’s that car with Minerva in it going!!?? Serena Bennett is shaken after that, but she’s watching the car speed off in a distance in the same parking lot until suddenly it skids to a stop near another exit door!
(Minerva just stepped out and she looks in Serena’s direction for a moment and Serena stares back. Then Minerva slams the door shut and runs in through the exit of the Performance Center and then the car speeds off. Serena finds herself giving chase to Minerva again with the Referee not far behind.)
Serena Bennett: Minerva! Is that all you can do you coward!!??
(As Serena approaches the back of the Performance Center exit door, she struggles to open it. She begins pounding on the window and shouting to open up. There doesn’t appear to be anyone in sight. Serena continues to pound away trying to force the door open, until suddenly it just opens. This was somewhat startling to the former Universal Women’s Champion considering the force she was just using a moment ago. She then walks through the exit way..)
Rich Russillo: Serena needs to be careful in this situation. It could be a trap! So far this match has been played on Minerva’s terms with Serena figuratively and literally playing catch up!
(Another shot, a different one, shows Serena as she rushes through open the rooms of the Performance Center. One being an equipment room that appears to be the training room.)
(Suddenly a separate shot of Minerva is shown. She is near what appears to be an electrical control unit. She opens it, and immediately begins shutting off switches that shut off all the lighting to the training room, break area, and the direct walkway that leads from the exit area.)
(Serena and the referee present look around alertly, trying to figure their way through the dark and quickly working their way toward the areas of the Performance Center that aren’t devoid of light.)
(Then a separate shot is shown of a dark figure in the dark, that obviously has to be Minerva. Along with this the dark figure of the dark we hear a humming sound, and then an object being dragged along the ground area. It was the sound a chain makes. It was loud too.)
Serena Bennett (off mic): What is that!!??
(The humming sound appears to be getting closer with each passing second as Serena and the referee run from out of the darkness and finally appear in an area that remains in the light. Soon from out of the darkness, we see the shadow of a figure slowly appear from the darkness. The dragging sound of a chain can be heard too. It’s Minerva, and she’s holding her well-noted Gypsy chain at her side. She looks a little disheveled from her and Serena’s earlier physical confrontation.)
Minerva (off mic): Did you really think I needed to run from you? We’re just getting started.
James Peters: It’s Minerva! She’s carrying that gypsy chain at her side, which can’t be good! Minerva just took off toward Serena!
Serena Bennett (off mic): Bring it bitch!
Rich Russillo: Minerva just tried to take Serena’s head off with that chain!
Persephone: She kinda sucks at swinging the thing, she barely grazed her!
James Peters: That’s because Serena Bennett just made one of the most athletic moves I’ve personally ever seen work out in her favor! She just leaped up and avoided taking a blow to the head, and in one motion snatched the chain that Minerva swung while delivering a knee to the face! Now Serena is trying to take control again! Minerva released the chain, and our Referee in charge that’s responsible for calling this war has wisely removed the chain from the match by tossing it back to where it’s swallowed by the darkness.
Rich Russillo: Where are they off to? Both are going to surely kill each other if they stay back here. Oh my, Serena just delivered a running bulldog to Minerva!
James Peters: She’s definitely taking control of this situation! The tricks and mindgames of Minerva seem to have come to an end and all that’s left is the fight of her life because Serena Bennett just will not stop coming! Headbutt by Serena sends Minerva stumbling again, and now it’s Minerva that indeed is trying to retreat but Serena Bennett is right on her. And how can you blame her at this point? She challenged Minerva back on draft night, and since that time both women have taken this developing rivalry remarkably yet very dangerous heights!
Persephone: Oh, great! I know that area. That’s where I ran into that blonde bitch that my Rexy Sexualicious beat a couple months ago!
Rich Russillo: They’re coming out here finally! This is where Serena started the match, where Minerva didn’t but looks like she’s going to have no choice but to finish this round! Serena and Minerva trading these vicious shots back and forth with each other, but you can just tell there’s something extra behind the ones Serena is packing man! Now Serena tackles her and down the ramp they start rolling, and there’s the referee valiantly trying to keep up with it all, sweating like a pig!
James Peters: Indeed he is, but he’s still got a hell of a war to call! At the most he’s still got two more matches to call, assuming whoever wins this street fight and the other wins our next bout immediately following which is a barbed wire chain match, then the last bout would be a straight up deathmatch! So this thing can actually get a whole hell of a lot uglier! Serena has Minerva by her hair, and both ladies finally back to their feet! Minerva appears to have a gash above her left eye after that relentless assault by Serena Bennett coming down the ramp! Serena has a handful of hair of Minerva and she proceeds to smash her face into the ringpost! No! Not quite, Minerva realizing the danger she’s in stops the attempt! Back hand swipe by Minerva is followed up by a spear to the ground by Minerva! Serena is out of it momentarily! Now Minerva has Serena Bennett up and she rolls her in the ring!
Rich Russillo: Yeah, but she’s not done on the outside. She appears to be going fishing for some toys under the ring! Minerva just grabbed a steel chair out from under the ring and tossed it into play! She’s got another chair! What the hell!!?? She’s got a barbed wire two by four and she tosses it in the ring! And Serena’s now on all fours trying to rise back up!
Persephone: That’s gotta be a natural position for her, she seems to be good at it if we’re really measuring these women by their performance!
James Peters: No comment, Seph. Minerva slides in the ring now, and she grabs the chair and now she’s unfolding it in the ring! Minerva sets it up like a prop, and she collects up Serena Bennett who’s just as weakened as Minerva at this point! They’ve fought out in the streets, they’ve fought through the Performance Center, and I don’t know how much more their bodies can take! Serena fights back again! Minerva stumbles back into the ropes! Serena whips Minerva to the ropes but it’s Minerva that catches Serena ducking her head too early, kicking Serena in the midsection! SCISSOR KICK BY MINERVA SENDS SERENA BACK DOWN TO HER KNEES! MINERVA GRABS SERENA BY THE HEAD AND DELIVERS A RUNNING BULLDOG AND SMASHES SERENA FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL CHAIR! MINERVA GRABS SERENA UP LIKE A RAGDOLL AND SAMBO SUPLEX ON CHAIR!! SERENA HAS TO BE BROKEN IN HALF!! SERENA IS YELLING OUT IN PAIN AS MINERVA INCHES OVER AND THEN HOOKS THE LEG!! COULD THIS BE IT!!???
Ref: ONE!!!….TWO!!!….THR-
Rich Russillo: KICKOUT BARELY BY SERENA BENNETT! HOW’D SHE SURVIVE THAT!!??
Persephone: Because she’s dumb and she just wants to get beat up some more! I don’t seem to see the point!
Rich Russillo: She’s trying to decimate Serena Bennett is what she’s doing? Judging by her reaction, she’s not too surprised. She wants
James Peters: It’s certainly one thing to beat your opponent, but Minerva for the better part of this match has shown the type of viciousness that we’ve seen for months now since she became the Universal Women’s Champion, but perhaps worse! She’s tried to grab the advantage with weapons outside to immobilize Serena, she tried to have Serena run down, and now this! Minerva grabs Serena again, and this time Serena is busted open at her nose! She’s gushing blood right now.
Rich Russillo: The blood is running down her face like a faucet, it may be broken! She’s wearing the crimson mask already so it hardly matters! Minerva has Serena up, oh my God! She’s going for the vertebreaker on the chair in the ring that’s still set up! She can’t land this! This will knock her out cold! NO!! SERENA BENNETT GETS FREE!! SHE TRANSITIONS THROUGH AND SHE’S STILL ON HER FEET!! FACEBUSTER ON THE CHAIR CONNECTS BY SERENA BENNETT!!! OUT OF NOWHERE!! AND DID YOU SEE MINERVA’S NECK SNAP BACK!!?? SERENA TURNS MINERVA OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!!
Ref: ONE!!!…..TWO!!!……THREE
James Peters: ALMOST HAD HER!!! WE WERE THAT CLOSE TO A WINNER FOR THE FIRST FALL OF THIS MATCH!!! BUT MINERVA THE CHAMPION KICKSOUT JUST BEFORE THE REFEREE’S HAND COULD SLAP THE CANVAS FOR A THIRD TIME AND THIS MATCH CONTINUES CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!!
Rich Russillo: AND NOW IT’S MINERVA’S TURN TO BLEED!! MINERVA IS CUT JUST ABOVE HER EYE!! THAT’S GONNA TAKE SURGERY WHEN THIS IS OVER!! SERENA HAS MINERVA UP BUT MINERVA IS STUMBLING ON HER FEET, SHE BARELY KNOWS WHERE SHE IS!! MINERVA THOUGH COMES TO AND SNEERS AS SHE SUDDENLY DARTS AT SERENA AND SERENA COMES BACK WITH CAPTAIN HOOK!! THAT LETHAL UPPERCUT CONNECTS THAT SENDS MINERVA REELING BACK BOUNCING OFF THE ROPES RIGHT INTO THE WAITING HANDS OF SERENA!! REEL IT IN!!! THE TILT A WHIRL HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN CONNECTS!!
James Peters: MINERVA IS BACK UP AND SERENA COMES OFF THE ROPES BUT MINERVA CAUGHT HER WITH A SCINTILLATING SPINEBUSTER ON THE CHAIR!! AND THAT CHAIR SET UP IN THE RING EARLIER IS FINALLY BENT BEYOND REPAIR!! MINERVA WITH THE COVER!!! THIS COULD BE IT!!!
Ref: ONE!!!…..TWO!!!…..THREE!
Persephone: THERE’S SO MUCH BLOOD!! I JUST CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE MY SEXUAL REXALICIOUS IN SUCH A PREDICAMENT!! BUT BOTH OF THESE BITCHES ARE CERTAINLY NOT GOING HOME TONIGHT!! I’M PREDICTING THEY BOTH GO TO THE HOSPITAL TONIGHT AND DIE ON THEIR HOSPITAL BEDS!!
James Peters: MINERVA IS ARGUING VEHEMENTLY AT THE REFEREE AT THE FACT THAT BELIEVES IT’S OVER, BUT IT’S NOT!! WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO PUT THESE WOMEN AWAY, I JUST DON’T KNOW!! AND NOW MINERVA TURNS AROUND AND SERENA IS FINALLY UP TO HER KNEES!! MINERVA GRABS THE OTHER CHAIR IN THE RING!! MINERVA HAS THE ABSOLUTE MOST SINISTER EXPRESSION ON HER FACE!! LOOK AT SERENA!! SHE DOESN’T SEEM TO CARE!! SHE’S GOT HER ARMS BEHIND HER BACK!!
Serena Bennett (off mic): You better make it count it, Minerva! I swear to God if you don’t I’m going to end you!!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA GOES FOR THE SWING OF HER LIFE!! SHE MISSES!!! SERENA ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY AND GRABBED THAT BARBEDWIRE TWO BY FOUR!!! SERENA CRACKS THE TWO BY FOUR ACROSS THE BACK OF MINERVA WHO YELLS IN ABSOLUTE OUT OF THIS WORLD PAIN!! MINERVA CRUMBLES TO HER KNEES AND RELEASES THE CHAIR IN THE PROCESS!! SERENA IS HOLDING THE TWO BY FOUR OUT FRONT OF HER AND NOW SHE RAISES IT UP WITH NO HESITATION AND YOU CAN SEE THE HATE IN HER AS SHE DOES!! SHE WANTS TO KILL THIS WOMAN!! THIS MONSTER THAT’S TRIED TO HURT HER, TRIED TO KILL HER, OR WORSE MAKE HER LIFE A LIVING HELL!!
James Peters: OH MY GOD THAT KILLED HER!! SERENA JUST BROUGHT DOWN AND CRACKED THAT TWO BY FOUR STRAIGHT TO THE TOP OF THE CRANIUM OF THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!! MINERVA CRUMBLES DOWN THE CANVAS!!! SHE’S GOTTA BE DONE!! SERENA DROPS THE TWO BY FOUR AND FALLS ON TOP OF MINERVA FOR THE COVER!!
Ref: ONE!!!…..TWO!!!……THREE!!
Persephone: WTF!!!??? IS SHE EVEN HUMAN!!?? DOESN’T SHE JUST LIKE…KNOW HOW TO DIE OR SOMETHING!!?? THIS MATCH JUST NEEDS TO END BUT THIS GYPSY BITCH JUST CAN’T SEEM TO GET THE CONCEPT!!! MEANWHILE THE OTHER BITCH THAT LOOKS LIKE CARRIE IS CRYING HER EYES OUT FOR SOME ODD REASON THAT I CAN’T EVEN COMPREHEND!!
James Peters: WE KNOW THAT ABOUT YOU BY NOW, SEPH!! SERENA IS COMPLETELY TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW THOUGH, SHE’S STILL GOT THE RAGE IN HER EYES AS SHE NOW!! SHE GRABS MINERVA BY HER HEAD AND LOCKS IN….THE TRAP QUEEN!! SERENA LOCKS IN THE TRAP QUEEN ON MINERVA AND MINERVA IS FLAILING HER ARMS AND THRASHING HER LEGS UP AND DOWN!!! SERENA SUDDENLY YELLS OUT IN PAIN!! I THINK MINERVA IS…SHE’S BITING SERENA BENNETT WHILE SHE’S LOCKED IN THE TRAP QUEEN!! BUT SERENA WON’T LET GO!! AND NOW SHE TIGHTENS THE HOLD!! HER ADRENALINE MUST BE COMPLETELY TAKING OVER HER BODY TO NOT FEEL THE PAIN OF ANOTHER HUMAN BEING BITING AT YOUR FLESH!!! THE REFEREE IS RIGHT THERE CHECKING ON MINERVA BUT MINERVA IS NO LONGER MOVING!! SERENA SMILES THROUGH HER CRIMSON MASK AS SHE CONTINUES TO KEEP THE TRAP QUEEN ON MINERVA!!!
Serena Bennett (off mic): DIE!!!!!!…..DIE!!!!…..DIE!!!!
Rich Russillo: The referee checks the arm of Minerva by holding it up once and then letting it drop, and it falls once! Once again the referee holds up Minerva’s hand for a second time, and once again it drops! One more time and we’ll have one fall completed! The referee holds up Minerva’s hand a third time…………and it drops!
Ref: That’s it! It’s over Serena! Let her go!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(Serena is sitting up on the canvas is a bit of relief as the referee raises her hand and awards her the first stage as she scoots back into the nearest corner to recover.)
Bella Braxton: The winner of the street fight match and the first stage…. SERENA!!! BENNETT!!!!
Rich Russillo: This first stage of hell was more than any of us could’ve bargained for, even with how much these two have put themselves through.
James Peters: We were just taken on one hell of a ride from bell to bell in this one. From Minerva’s cheap display of burning the jersey of Serena Bennett’s fallen cousin, Rashawn Wallace, to both ladies fighting outside in the parking lot of the Performance Center, where Minerva nearly had Serena Bennett run down and killed. Then finally taking the fight to each other in the Performance Center straight toward the ring, and just a moment ago we just witnessed Serena Bennett despite all that come away with the first in the three stages of hell match when Minerva passed out due to the Trap Queen.
(The camera shot shows an official at ringside now bringing a barbed wire chain that’s sitting in a black metal toolbox and handing it to the official in the ring that’s calling the match. Bella Braxton re-emerges in the shot at ringside to remind everyone of what the next bout will be.)
Bella Braxton: The second stage in the three stages of hell will be a Barbed Wire Chain Match! To win the match each competitor must touch all four corners in succession!
Crowd: YEAH!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Well, considering everything we just saw take place in the just completed street fight, can we really be that surprised that they took a traditional chain match and managed to make it an even more extreme match?
Rich Russillo: This is Bloodsport, James. Plus, it wouldn’t be Voltage if we didn’t! These women went through hell and back just to claim that first fall, but the question is do they have anything left?
Persephone: I sure hope they don’t! I hope that blue haired bitch who looks like Carrie finishes this Gypsy bitch quick so we can move on with the show!
(The referee of the match is shown reminding Serena Bennett of the match that is next as she sits in corner trying to gain her bearings about herself and ready herself for another war. She nods her head as the referee is talking to her before placing the wrist strap on her left wrist and tightening it.)
James Peters: We have our official in the ring giving instructions to Serena Bennett, and he’s set to do the same to Minerva. But what must be going through these ladies minds as this next bout is just moments away from starting?
Rich Russillo: Well, to me, the objective is simple. Serena Bennett is now up one-nil in this matchup, and now she has one more fall to claim back the Universal Women’s Championship. Minerva needs to find a way to win this Barbwire Chain Match to stay alive and keep her Universal Women’s Championship aspirations alive for one more match and even this thing up. It’s do or die time. It’s just a matter of who wants it more!
(The referee then heads to Minerva’s side attempting to lend the same luxury of reminding her what’s to come, but Minerva is still nearly out of it after taking such a beating by Serena Bennett toward the end of the first bout. She was now bleeding from the top of her head. All she can do at this point is try to do the same as Serena Bennett. They both knew another war was ahead and they knew the other was willing to take the other’s career or much worse life just to win it. The referee then lips the wrist strap on Minerva’s right wrist. The referee then tightens the strap. The chain itself looks like the most dastardly most dangerous weapon one could ever have at their disposal to use, and both of these women were getting to use it and it was all legal. The referee gives the signal to the ringside crew.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: Both ladies are somehow slowly finding the wherewithal necessary to rise back to their feet! I don’t know how they are doing this, but l do know that somehow, someway, once again when this match meets its end we will have a winner! The Champion, Minerva, with everything she’s got is on wobbly legs but she’s using that chain wrapped with barbed wire and she’s carefully pulling it toward her, and with it is Serena Bennett who now realizes what’s going on and she’s now giving resistance! Both ladies, bloody and all, are pulling with all their might, but they both have to be in such a weakened state right now it would be impossible to assume they can keep this up!
Rich Russillo: And now Minerva’s finally had enough as she lunges right for Serena! Lou Thesz Press! Repeated mounted punches to the already bloody face of Serena Bennett! Serena can hardly protect herself in such a weakened state, but even those blows by Minerva don’t seem the same effect behind them that they did earlier. Now Minerva is back on her feet a and she’s going for the nearest corner where trying to touch it, but Serena stops her by yanking back on the chain right before Minerva could reach out and touch the corner turnbuckle! Now Minerva is wrapping up that chain on her hand and the barbwire is digging into the skin of her hand, but she doesn’t seem to care. She’s all about hurting her opponent tonight, so why would she care about hurting herself!!??
James Peters: Minerva charges with that chain wrapped around her hand right for Serena and Serena takes Minerva down with a drop toe hold and she locks in a crossface! Crossface on the Universal Women’s Champion, but she doesn’t have it applied fully and Minerva is flailing around, trying to get to the ropes! She reaches them and now she makes her way through them to the floor! Serena touches the corner turnbuckle but Minerva has something in mind here! OH MY GOD!! MINERVA!!! SHE JUST YANKED THAT CHAIN WITH FORCE AND SERENA CRASHES AGAINST THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE!! MINERVA CLIMBS UP ON THE APRON AND NOW SHE CLIMBS BACK INTO THE RING AND SHE TOUCHES THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE AND THEN WRAPS THAT CHAIN AROUND HER HAND AGAIN THAT’S BALLED IN A FIST AND CHARGES AT SERENA AND THROWS A PUNCH AT THE FACE OF SERENA PUTTING EVERYTHING BEHIND THAT PUNCH AND SERENA’S HEAD SNAPS BACK!! THESZ PRESS BY MINERVA AS SHE TACKLES SERENA TO THE GROUND AND RAINS DOWN MOUNTED PUNCHES AND THE BLOOD IS FLYING WITH EACH BLOW!!
Persephone: CARRIE CONTINUES GETTING THE SHIT BEATEN OUT OF HER!!! I WOULD HONESTLY JUST QUIT! LIVE TO FIGHT IN THE NEXT MATCH!! IT WOULD BE A DEATHMATCH AFTER ALL, SO IT’D BE FITTING TO IF SOMEONE DIED THERE, WOULDN’T IT??
James Peters: WE CERTAINLY DON’T ENCOURAGE IT, BUT I SURE WOULDN’T RULE IT OUT!! MINERVA NOW IS BACK ON HER FEET AND SHE NOW TOUCHES THE TOP OF THE NEAREST TURNBUCKLE AND NOW SHE UNWRAPS THE BARBWIRE CHAIN FROM HER HAND THAT GIVES HER SOME SLACK!! SHE NOW TOUCHES THE TURNBUCKLE IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER!!
Rich Russillo: SHE’S ONLY GOT TWO MORE TO TAG AND THE SECOND MATCH WILL BE AWARDED TO MINERVA!! MINERVA IS WORKING HER WAY TOWARD ANOTHER CORNER AND SERENA IS LOOKING LIKE SHE’S DONE! SHE’S BARELY ABLE TO GET UP TO A KNEE!! MINERVA IS NOW PULLING SERENA WITH HER AS SHE GETS CLOSER TO TAGGING THE THIRD OF FOUR CORNER TURNBUCKLES!
James Peters: No! Serena Bennett is holding her ground! Minerva turns to see Serena slowly willing herself back to her feet! Guys I don’t know how she’s doing it! Serena Bennett is bleeding profusely but she’s doing it! She’s back on her feet and Minerva looks on with a devious smile like she’s not surprised in the least! Serena begins pulling the chain in toward her totally disregarding the barbwire digging into the balls of her hand but Minvera is now doing the same, giving resistance to what can only be seen as the pure adrenaline strength on Serena’s part! It’s a tug of war at this point! Minerva is trying to reach out and touch that third turnbuckle but still Serena will not allow her to get there! Serena now is taking the advantage! She’s pulling Minerva back toward her and now Serena has touched the nearest turnbuckle! Meanwhile Minerva by rule now has to touch all four corners in succession, and now she’s making her way back over to Serena Bennett with one purpose in mind as Serena now touches the opposite corner!
Rich Russillo: Serena showing now fear though! High step kicks directly to the face of Minerva! NOW SERENA LAUNCHES MINERVA TO THE NEARBY CORNER!! WITH THE SHITS!!! SHOOT KICKS FOLLOWED BY A JUMPING BACK KICK COMBINATION!! MINERVA IS REELING!
James Peters: Minerva rolling under the bottom rope! Serena decides not to follow Minerva under the bottom rope, but instead she climbs under the top rope and makes her way to the floor but on the other side of the ringpost!! Minerva realizes immediately what Serena has in mind, and she tries to prevent it but Serena pulls her toward her with force and Minerva goes crashing into the ringpost! Minerva down to a knee, but not for long because Serena yanks Minerva up and her head and body go crashing into the ringpost once again! NO! NO! NOT AGAIN!! SERENA IS RELENTLESS WITH PLANNED ASSAULT ON THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION! NOW SERENA IS DOING EXACTLY WHAT MINERVA DID EARLIER BY WRAPPING THAT BARBWIRE CHAIN AROUND HER BALLED UP FIST!! IN THE PROCESS SHE’S BRINGING MINERVA IN CLOSER AND NOW SHE YANKS HER IN AGAIN AND THIS TIME SERENA PACKS QUITE A BIT BEHIND THAT SHOT THAT JUST CONNECTED WITH MINERVA’S FACE AFTER MINERVA ONCE AGAIN SMACKED THE RINGPOST!! MINERVA IS POURING WITH BLOOD FROM HER HEAD AND FACE NOW!! THIS IS AN ALL OUT BLOODFEST!! BOTH OF THESE LADIES ARE A MESS!!
Persephone: WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING NOW!!??
Rich Russillo: God only knows, Seph! Serena slides back into the ring and now she’s climbing over the top and now hops down to the floor where Minerva is still trying to regather strength from the long war her and the challenger Serena Bennett have been in so far!! Now Serena yanks at the chain once more and this time Minerva is on spaghetti legs but Serena now takes shots at the open midsection of Minerva with stiff shots with the souls of her boots, one shot after another and Minerva is feeling each one as she yelps after each!
James Peters: Now Minerva finally strikes back with boots of her own to Serena! She’s done taking punishment from this woman and now Minerva rolls back into the ring and now it’s Serena that’s at Minerva’s mercy! Minerva begins yanking at the barbwire chain with Serena Bennett hanging on the other end! Serena is climbing up on the apron now but Minerva is there to meet her!! Now Minerva with trapping headbutts to Serena! Serena is on dream street as she falls to a knee just outside the ropes on the apron! NOW MINERVA…WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING!!?? SHE’S JUST PLACED THE BARBWIRE CHAIN AROUND THE THROAT OF SERENA BENNETT!!! SERENA REALIZES IT AND HAS HER HANDS FIRMLY GRASPING AT THE CHAIN TO KEEP IT FROM SLASHING HER THROAT!! MINERVA DROPS BACK NOW TO PUT MORE PRESSURE ON TRYING TO…SHE’S TRYING TO KILL HER!!! BUT SERENA…SHE’S FIGHTING IT WITH EVERYTHING SHE’S GOT!!
Rich Russillo: SHE’S NOT OUT OF THE WOODS YET!! THE BLOOD IS POURING FROM SERENA, HER HANDS, HER FACE, HER HEAD! MINERVA CONTINUES TO DROPPING BACK AND PUTTING THE PRESSURE ON!! SHE’S ABSOLUTELY RELISHING THIS!! SHE’S A BLOODY MESS HERSELF, BUT RIGHT NOW SHE’S IN CONTROL!!
James Peters: Minerva finally lets up! She now pulls Serena back to her feet and suplexes Serena back into the ring! Minerva grabs Serena up and she has her! She has her locked into the inverted facelock, Minerva swings the leg upon dropping Serena to the canvas!! PARADISE LOST!! SHE GOT IT!! RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! SERENA BENNETT IS OUT OF IT!! MINERVA IS SITTING UP!!
Persephone: UGH!! Can you make your eyes go to the back of your head like that guys? (Shivers in disgust) I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Keep that one away from me.
Rich Russillo: Look at the positioning though, Serena is out in the center of the ring! Minerva, if she doesn’t use up too much more time, all she has to do is make it to all four corners and she would be able to touch every turnbuckle and effectively win this matchup!
James Peters: You make a great point, Rich! Minerva is still trying to even this match at one-all, as Serena Bennett was able to make Minerva go to sleep and win the street fight that took us all on a wild ride. Now as if on cue Minerva is slowly rising back to a vertical base, but it’s obvious at this point she’s pretty spent and knows she needs to touch all four corners to put herself in position in a winner take all third and final stage…a deathmatch!! Minerva has now reached the first corner, and now looks to the next as she takes a few steps forward. She’s now touched the next corner directly to her left on the far end opposite of us! Two more and this one is a wrap! Now Minerva slowly makes her way to the other side near us and goes to touch the third corner! She reaches out and…No! Minerva tugs some, but Serena grabs at the chain desperately! She’s been battered, beaten, and bleeding from head to toe, and how she’s able to grip that chain right now I could not even tell you. Minerva is more than frustrated at this point! Minerva finally quits trying to touch the third corner and now she charges right for Serena Bennett but Bennett was ready and takes down Minerva with a clothesline that turns Minerva inside out!
Rich Russillo: Minerva was completely wiped out of the picture with that clothesline! Now Serena has something in mind here as she pushes herself up to the top turnbuckle. I don’t know if you could call this very smart, to be quite honest. Minerva is now trying to will herself up to her feet, and now she turns to Serena Bennett diving right off the top turnbuckle for a diving hurricanrana that takes Minerva down to the canvas once again! Minerva tries to roll away but Serena applies a crossface on Minerva! OH NO!! SHE’S USING THAT BARBWIRE CHAIN TO PROVIDE EXTRA LEVERAGE ON THE CROSSFACE!!! THE CHAIN!! OH I CAN’T WATCH THIS!! THIS IS BEYOND BRUTALITY AND MINERVA IS SCREAMING OUT IN ALL SORTS OF TROUBLE HERE!!
Persephone: These two might either be good blood donors, or carriers of the coronavirus! To which for that second one, they’d better not be! My Sexy Rexy is in the horse and there is no way a sexy delicious piece of meat like that deserves to be tainted by these two! This is disgusting!
James Peters: MORE AND MORE BLOOD COMING FROM MINERVA IS STAINING THE CANVAS!! BOTH OF THESE LADIES ARE BATHING IN BLOOD RIGHT NOW AS THEY LOOK TO VY FOR THE MOST COVETED PRIZE IN THE WOMEN’S RANKS, THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!! AS WE’VE MENTIONED ALREADY! BOTH SERENA BENNETT AND THE CHAMPION MINERVA HAVE TAKEN EACH OTHER TO HELL AND BACK!! IT COULD END RIGHT HERE IF SERENA CAN MAKE MINERVA PASS OUT!! SHE’S LOST SO MUCH BLOOD! THE SCARS THAT WILL BE LEFT ON THESE LADIES AFTER THIS IS IN THE MEMORIES OF THIS CAREER ALTERING MATCH!! THE REFEREE DOWN ON HIS KNEES CHECKING WITH MINERVA TO SEE IF SHE CAN CONTINUE THE MATCH!! MINERVA JUST IGNORES THE REFEREE!! AT SOME POINT MINERVA WILL NEED TO FIND A WAY OUT OF THE TROUBLE SHE FINDS HERSELF IN OR ELSE SHE COULD PASS OUT…OR WORSE!!
Rich Russillo: She could definitely use a little relief in this situation, but from where!!?? She’s now grabbing at the referee’s shirt! She’s desperate, her blood is staining the referee’s shirt! Oh, wait a minute! She somehow managed to pull the referee toward her! The referee, his head just collided with the head of Serena Bennett!! Serena just released the crossface and Minerva rolls away. The referee holding his head as he stumbles back to his feet, admonishes Minerva! Serena Bennett had a great chance there to put Minerva out with that crossface, but Minerva cleverly made something happen to break the hold! She had to do something, desperation was definitely setting in!
James Peters: Minerva is now back on her feet and Serena slowly is standing again, and now both ladies just stare the other down! There’s nothing but hate in their eyes! They both are standing clearly not dead, and not about to go down so easily! Now both had the same idea as they swing at the other. Both connect! Both Minerva and Serena stagger back after connecting with huge fists to the face. Here they go again! Serena goes for a clothesline to Minerva but Minerva avoids the contact! Now Minerva winds up that barbwire chain and sends a wad of that chain right to the midsection of Serena and Serena drops down to her knees immediately, and MINERVA!! MINERVA JUST WHIPPED SERENA ON HER BACK WITH THAT BARBWIRE CHAIN!! SERENA YELLS OUT IN AGONY!! MINERVA SEETHING MAD RIGHT NOW!! SERENA IS TRYING TO RISE BACK UP BUT MINERVA JUST WHIPPED HER AGAIN!! MINERVA AGAIN WHIPS THAT CHAIN INTO THE BACK OF SERENA BENNETT!!! EACH TIME SERENA TRIES TO RISE BACK UP THAT BARBWIRE CHAIN KEEPS COMING DOWN ON HER HARDER AND HARDER!! NOW MINERVA IS NO WASTE IN MOTION WITH THAT CHAIN AS SHE RAINS DOWN THESE SHOTS OVER AND OVER AND OVER!!! NOW MINERVA IS CONNECTING THAT BARBWIRE CHAIN TO THE HEAD OF SERENA BENNETT!! MINERVA IS RELENTLESS!! HER MIND HAS GONE COMPLETELY SOMEWHERE ELSE NOW!! SHE’S RAGING MAD!!
Rich Russillo: Serena has stopped moving! Minerva just circles her like a predator does her prey! She’s absolutely seething right now, perhaps over the resilience of Serena Bennett. Either way I think we’re closing in on the end, because I don’t Serena has anything left! Minerva could have very well had the opportunity to touch all four corners by now, but clearly she’s expecting Serena has something else left.
Persephone: She’s actually moving after that!!?? She’s dumb! She was just beaten by a torture chain!! That, or she’s secretly a sadist herself and she just doesn’t know it.
James Peters: Minerva expected it though, and she’s snuffed Serena out here. I think Serena expected perhaps that Minerva would’ve been trying to go for the corners, but Minerva instead spins the dazed Serena Bennett around and TPK!!! The Princess Killer! NO! SERENA BENNETT IS TRYING TO FIGHT OUT!! BUT HOW!!?? SHE SHOULD BE NEARLY LIFELESS BY NOW!! SERENA BREAKS FREE!! TIP TOE!! THE PELE AND WOUND UP BICYCLE KICK IS CAUGHT BY MINERVA!! THE DARK!!! MINERVA JUST BLINDED SERENA BENNETT WHO SCREAMS OUT AS THE DARK IS BURNING AT HER BLOODY FACE!! MINERVA KICKS SERENA IN THE MIDSECTION AND WASTES NO TIME IN PULLING HER IN!! TPK!!! THE PRINCESS KILLER!! THE JUMPING TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!
Rich Russillo: Minerva immediately sits up and that’s gotta be the most devious looking face I’ve ever seen, that look of satisfaction now coming over her! Minerva now slowly stumbling back to her feet as she heads to the corner nearest to her, and she touches it with ease. Now she’s moving on to the second corner opposite away from us near the entrance area! Minerva using the ropes to hold herself up as she makes her way toward the next turnbuckle!! The crowd is buzzing, I think they can sense it here, James!
James Peters: Indeed. You may be right, Rich. Minerva looks exhausted but she’s almost about to touch the next corner turnbuckle pad with one to go! She reaches the next corner and stops, and now she reaches out and touches the next corner turnbuckle. Minerva takes a moment to stare in the direction of Serena Bennett, and then moves toward the last corner, and Serena Bennett now begins to stir. She’s trying to rise up, but after being beaten maliciously with that barbwire chain by Minerva, she can’t have anything left! Minerva stops at the last corner, looks over to Serena who has now locked eyes with Minerva! She’s helpless, she knows the end of this one is here. And the champion touches the last turnbuckle pad and that’s it! Minerva wins the Barbed Wire Chain match!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(The Referee approaches Minerva, who’s clearly satisfied with the result of the second stage going in her favor, raising her hand to recognize her as the winner, and obviously wanting to have it rubbed in the face of her bitter rival she allows him to.)
Bella Braxton: The second match in this Three Stages of Hell match has been awarded to MINERVA!!!
Rich Russillo: Wow. What more can be said, James?
Persephone: Can I just say, that as long as I’m out here there needs to be some emphasis on the kill factor so these matches can end quicker. I mean it too. My Sexy Rexy may condone this, but I’m far from satisfied right now that these two broads get three matches and so much tv time! This is a serious injustice!
James Peters: At any rate, round three in this three stages match was just made official after the Champion, Minerva, was able to successfully to touch all four corners consecutively after another long battle in the back and forth war for the Universal Women’s Championship! Now the last bout is about to begin! Here’s Bella Braxton to take it away!
Bella Braxton: The final stage of Hell is a traditional ULTRAVIOLENCE DEATHMATCH!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Bella Braxton: The winner of this match will go on to become the UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: Certainly in the case of the current champion, Minerva, she would be retaining her title, but we appear to still have one hell of a war ahead in this third bout, which is a slug it out knock’em down, violence personified deathmatch!
Persephone: I’d just assume they brought handguns or knives and be done with it! That would get the job done pretty quick.
Rich Russillo: Uh Seph, honey? They’ve already banned knives from this event after what happened last year. And handheld weapons? You don’t have one, do you Seph?
Persephone: Nah. But if you ever did something stupid got me angry enough, like add some sudden death shit to this match. Then all bets are off.
James Peters: Serena Bennett rolls out of the ring to the floor just out front of us here while Minerva rolls out to the floor on the side. Both ladies are the very definition of a bloody mess, like they’ve committed murders and didn’t bother to clean up after themselves. Now both of these ultra competitive elitists collide head on and they are absolutely slugging it out right now, just trading shots with each other at ringside! Serena is getting the better of the exchange, Minerva is staggering back as Serena continues her attack with these shots to the head being delivered with a great deal of force! Headbutt by Serena Bennett that knocks Minerva off stride for a moment! Serena has fallen to a knee, she’s gotta be weak right now!
Rich Russillo: Minerva comes back with a leading boot to the face of Serena who’s head snaps back! Minerva’s showing she still has enough left in the tank as she tosses Serena Bennett right into the plexiglass, and now she pulls up the apron curtain and begins her search for an object that’s suitable to her needs with heavy emphasis on maiming your opponent.
James Peters: She’s definitely looking for something while Serena recovers, and she seems to have found her new best friend! A SINGAPORE CANE!! THIS COULD GET UGLY REAL FAST!! SERENA FINDS HERSELF UP TO BOTH KNEES ONCE AGAIN!! NOW MINERVA RAISES UP AND BRINGS DOWN THAT THE CANE RIGHT OVER THE HEAD OF SERENA BENNETT!!! MINERVA JUST CLIPPED HER AGAIN TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD THIS TIME! NOW MINERVA DOES IT AGAIN TO THE OTHER SIDE OF SERENA’S HEAD!! SERENA FALLS OVER TO THE GROUND! MINERVA CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! SERENA IS STILL WILLING HERSELF BACK UP TO HER KNEES AGAIN! SHE’S FLAILING AROUND, HER EYES GLAZED OVER!! I DON’T THINK SHE EVEN KNOWS WHERE SHE IS!
Rich Russillo: Minerva looks like she’s going fishing again for something else…but what!!?? Oh my God!! Just pulled a few flourescent lights out from under the ring! And what else!!?? She just pulled out a barbed wire wrapped chair! Minerva slides the chair in the ring! Now Minerva picks up one of the fluorescent light bulbs and now stalks Serena Bennett who’s crawling away from the scene, trying to find a way to get back to her feet but it’s been difficult with the Universal Women’s Champion hellbent on taking her out of commission for good! Serena is now making her way underneath the ring apron curtain, but Minerva is quick to prevent her from doing so as she pulls at the leg of Serena. She’s clearly looking to light her up, excuse the pun. Now she’s pulling her back, and MINERVA FALLS BACK AGAINST THAT PLEXIGLASS AS SHE GOT THAT POWDER FROM THE WEAPON SERENA BENNETT FOUND UNDER THE RING!!!
James Peters: SERENA’S GOT A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!! MINERVA IS TEMPORARILY BLINDED!!! SERENA NOW SLOWLY RISES UP AND SHOOTS ANOTHER DOSE OF THAT POWDER FROM THE EXTINGUISHER RIGHT AT MINERVA WHO’S NOW RETREATING, WHILE TRYING TO WIPE AWAY AT HER EYES!! SERENA NOW GOES FOR ONE OF THOSE FLUORESCENT LIGHT BULBS THAT MINERVA BROUGHT INTO PLAY!! NOW SHE GRABS ANOTHER THAT’S LAID OUT!! THE CROWD GETS LOUD IN ANTICIPATION OF WHAT’S COMING NEXT!!
Persephone: A LIGHT SHOW IS WHAT WE’RE FIXING TO SEE!! I’ve personally never seen it, but definitely looking forward to it!
James Peters: AND YOU JUST HEARD THAT LIGHT BULB BEING SMASHED OVER THE HEAD OF MINERVA WHO’S STILL BLINDED!! NOW SERENA SMASHES THE OTHER ONE OVER THE HEAD OF MINERVA AND MINERVA SCREAMS OUT IN PAIN, SHE’S SCREAMING FRANTICALLY!!!
Rich Russillo: She’s now slowly walking up to Minerva who’s still trying to recover as she’s on spaghetti legs trying to recover, and she’s still got a piece of that fluorescent light bulb, and there’s sharp pieces of that broken glass remaining!
James Peters: NOW SERENA TAKES THE JAGGED EDGE OF THAT OF THAT BROKEN BULB AND SLASHES AT THE EXPOSED MIDSECTION OF MINERVA AND MINERVA YELPS!! MINERVA IS STILL TRYING TO RETREAT BUT SERENA SLASHES HER AGAIN!! THIS TIME SLASHING AT HER SHOULDER!! NOW HER BACK!! MINERVA!! NOW SERENA GRABS MINERVA AND SENDS HER CRASHING RIGHT INTO ON TO THE RINGSIDE TIME KEEPER’S AREA WHERE SHE LANDS AWKWARDLY!!!
Rich Russillo: Serena is going after more weapons it looks like as she pulls up the curtain once again. Now Serena pulls out a long table that’s wrapped up with barbed wire and C4 explosives. She’s looking it over for a moment, and she’s mesmerized by the sight of this dangerous set up. She’s now sliding the table into the ring. Serena slides in and props the table up leaning in the corner furthest from us. Now she’s sliding back out and she goes back under the ring to see what else she can find, meanwhile Minerva is trying to recover from crashing right into the time keeper’s table.
James Peters: Clearly Minerva is in a great deal of trouble here as Serena Bennett is picking up momentum. A match like this is one that’s taking both of these competitors past their limits is going to take its toll later. Serena now pulling out a kendo stick and Minerva is rising back up to a vertical base. Now Serena takes a swing with that kendo stick and takes it to the shoulder, and now another shot to the midsection! Serena goes for another swing, but it’s blocked by Minerva! Minerva is toughing out the stinging pain from those shots she just absorbed from Serena Bennett! Now a kick to the midsection by Minerva, and she snatches the kendo stick away! Now Minerva swings the kendo stick to the midsection of Serena, and now her back! NOW SHE BRINGS THE KENDO STICK ACROSS THE BACK OF SERENA BENNETT AGAIN!! NOW SHE WILDLY SWINGS IT ACROSS HER HEAD AND SERENA FALLS INTO THE RING!! MINERVA SWINGS THE KENDO STICK AT SERENA AGAIN BUT SERENA DUCKS AND THE KENDO STICK BREAKS UPON CONNECTING WITH THE RINGPOST!! MINERVA DROPS WHAT REMAINS FROM THE KENDO STICK AND LAYS INTO THE SKULL OF SERENA BENNETT BEFORE ROLLING HER INTO THE RING!! SERENA IS STILL OUT ON HER KNEES! NOW MINERVA REACHING UNDER THE RING AGAIN!! OH MY GOD!! SHE’S GOT A GLASS PANE WINDOW!!
Persephone: Why the hell do we keep those under a wrestling ring!!?? What else are we hiding under there, knives and pickaxes!!??
Rich Russillo: Well, we almost got canceled last season because we had knives and our beloved Andrea Valentine got stabbed, so I’d highly doubt it Seph! Minerva is now on the ring apron and she quickly climbs up to the top turnbuckle! Serena Bennett is trying to get back to her feet! MINERVA IS PERCHED AT THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! SERENA TURNS AROUND JUST AS MINERVA LEAPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND SMASHES THAT GLASS WINDOW OVER THE HEAD OF SERENA BENNETT WHO FALLS BACK TO THE CANVAS IN A HEAP! MINERVA DROPS DOWN TO HER KNEES AND COVERS SERENA, HOOKING THE LEG!! THIS COULD BE IT!! MINERVA WILL RETAIN!!
Ref: ONE!!!….TWO!!!….THR-
James Peters: And a nearfall by the Universal Women’s Champion, Minerva, almost ends this match right there, but Serena Bennett simply refuses to die, and Minerva, all she can do is slap the mat in utter disgust! Now Minerva slowly wills her way back up to her feet and grabs Serena by her hair and forces her back to her feet! She throws a hard vicious elbow to the head of Serena that sends the challenger for the Universal Women’s Championship staggering on her feet, and now they’re both near that barbedwire steel chair. Minerva brings Serena in and hooks her by the neck! Oh no! SHE’S GOING FOR THE ATLAS FALLS! THAT TWISTING BRAINBUSTER MANEUVER!! SHE’S GOT HER UP!!
Rich Russillo: NO SHE DOESN’T!! SERENA FOUGHT OUT!! STIFF CLOSED FIST SHOTS REPEATEDLY BEING LANDED TO THE MIDSECTION BY SERENA!! MINERVA RELEASES SERENA AND NOW A SPIN KICK BY SERENA IS AVOIDED BY MINERVA!! MINERVA WHIPS SERENA TO THE ROPES BUT SERENA REVERSES!! MINERVA COMES BACK AND SURPRISES SERENA WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION!! SHE’S GOING FOR ATLAS FALLS AGAIN!! NO!! SERENA ESCAPES JUST AS MINERVA WAS ABOUT TO LIFT HER TO THE HEAVENS!! SERENA LANDS ON HER FEET!! MINERVA TURNS RIGHT INTO SERENA WHO WRAPS HER ARM AROUND MINERVA’S UPPER BODY WITH MINERVA’S ARM DRAPED OVER HER SHOULDER, LIFTING HER OFF THE CANVAS AND SLAMS THE BACK OF MINERVA ONTO THAT UNFORGIVING BARBEDWIRE STEEL CHAIR!!!
Persephone: OUCH!!! THAT HURTS ME JUST LOOKING AT IT!!
James Peters: MINERVA CONTORTING HER BACK, YELLING OUT, WRITHING IN ABSOLUTE PAIN AND AGONY!!! AND THAT CHAIR, OR THE BARBEDWIRE THAT IS, APPEARS TO BE STUCK TO HER BACK!!! BUT SERENA IS WASTING NO TIME!!! SHE CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! FROG SPLASH OFF THE TOP BY SERENA BENNETT!!! SERENA WITH THE COVER!!
Ref: ONE!!!…..TWO!!!…..THRE-
Rich Russillo: THAT WAS SO CLOSE BY SERENA!! SHE COULD ALMOST GRASP THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S TITLE, IT WAS THAT CLOSE!! Now Minerva somehow is finally getting that chair unattached from her back and rolling out of dodge!! What a sequence that last one was. That barbed wire steel chair was always a factor because it was in the ring, and the moment both ladies took notice of it again the urge to inflict more pain grew in both of their eyes, and in the end Serena got the best of that exchange, but clearly she’s not done.
James Peters: You’re right! Serena is grabbing Minerva up and now she’s tagging her real good with these boxer-like jabs as Minerva is stumbling on her feet! Minerva stumbles right into that table wrapped from top to bottom by barbed wire and C4 explosives! One wrong move and those things will blow!! Serena goes for another jab, but this time it’s avoided by Minerva as she came to at the last moment and now a back kick to the midsection by Minerva to gain distance between herself and Serena! Now a stiff elbow to the head that staggers her, but Serena comes right back with a stiff forearm! Now Minerva comes back with a stiff elbow that staggers Serena again, both of these women you can tell are so exhausted! This has been well over thirty minutes of absolute hell for both of these ladies, and now another stiff forearm by Serena Bennett! CAPTAIN HOOK TO MINERVA THAT STAGGERS HER ONCE MORE!! THAT UPPERCUT!! CAPTAIN HOOK AGAIN!! NOW MINERVA IS WHIPPED BY SERENA TOWARD THAT WEAPONIZED TABLE BUT MINERVA IS ABLE TO STOP HERSELF!! SERENA CHARGES AT MINERVA!! WITH THE SHITS!! NO!!! MINERVA TRAPS SERENA!! MINERVA FLINGS SERENA OVERHEAD AND RIGHT INTO THAT TABLE AND SUDDENLY THE SOUND OF LOUD POPPING GOES OFF AND MINERVA RETREATS THE SCENE AS THE BATTERED AND BROKEN BODY OF SERENA BENNETT LAYS IN THE CORNER AMONGST THE RUBBLE!! HER BODY CONVULSING!!
Rich Russillo: Minerva looking on as she drops down to her knees, exasperated, exhausted, you name it, just hoping that will do it! Now she snaps out of it and finally crawls to the fallen Serena Bennett who looks dead and out of it! Minerva falls on Serena for the cover! This could be it, is this the end!!??
Ref: ONE!!!…..TWO!!!……THREE!!
Persephone: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW!!?? WHY WON’T THESE TWO JUST DIE!!!??? WHEN ARE EXPLOSIVES NOT ENOUGH TO END A HUMAN LIFE!!?? SEE!!?? EVEN THAT REDHEADED BITCH HAS TO BE FEELING THE EXACT SAME WAY!! THAT MUST BE WHY SHE’S FURIOUSLY PUNCHING THE ABSOLUTE STUFFING OUT OF THIS BITCH! JUST ONE CLOSED FIST POP TO THE HEAD AFTER THE ANOTHER!!
Minerva (off mic): Just (punch)..fucking (punch)…die (punch)! Die! (punch) Die! (punch)…DIE! (punch)
James Peters: Minerva is now looking around, almost desperately, trying to find a way to put her challenger away and after sending blow after blow to the head of Serena Bennett! She’s not satisfied, she knows she’s got to do a whole lot more to put this match away! Minerva slides out of the ring and fishes under the apron for something else! More toys for this devious woman to possibly get her hands on! Meanwhile in the ring, Serena Bennett is barely moving right now, but she manages to roll out of the ring on the side opposite.
Rich Russillo: Now Serena is looking for something under the ring apron, and now we got Minerva sliding back into the ring and she’s carrying a small black sack that’s tied shut. Minerva doesn’t waste any time untying it and she pours out….
Persephone: Wow! What a perfectly good waste of thumbtacks! What’s she intending to do with those?
James Peters: I think it’s pretty obvious when it comes to these types of matches, the question is who’s going to be put through those thumbtacks. Now Serena has returned to the ring, and she also has a new weapon brought into play! She’s got a barbed wire bat! Minerva runs at Serena immediately before she can get to a standing position, but Serena moves just in time! SERENA SWINGS THE BAT RIGHT AT THE HEAD OF MINERVA WHO SEEMED TRAPPED IN THE CORNER BUT MINERVA MOVES FROM THE CORNER AND THE BLOW OF THE BAT MISSES!! MINERVA GRABS SERENA FROM BEHIND WHICH MAKES HER DROP THE BAT!!! SHE’S GOING FOR A REVERSE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX FROM BEHIND!! BUT A SHARP BACK ELBOW TO THE HEAD SNAPS THE HEAD OF MINERVA BACK!! AND NOW ANOTHER AND MINERVA RELEASES SERENA!! SERENA RUNS AT MINERVA!! RUNNING BULLDOG BY SERENA THAT TAKES MINERVA RIGHT DOWN FACE FIRST RIGHT INTO THOSE THUMBTACKS THAT MINERVA HAD BROUGHT INTO THE RING!!
Rich Russillo: SHE JUST HAD HER FACE FORCED RIGHT INTO THOSE TACKS, BUT SERENA BENNETT IS NOT DONE!! YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!! SERENA GOES FOR THE BARBED WIRE BAT!! MINERVA IS BARELY MOVING!! WHAT’S SERENA GOING TO-OH MY GOD!!! SERENA JUST LEAPED FROM THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE WITH THAT BARBED WIRE BAT AND CRUSHED THE BACK OF MINERVA’S HEAD WITH IT FURTHER FORCING HER FACE DOWN TO EAT THOSE TACKS!! HOW MUCH MORE CAN MINERVA TAKE OF THIS!!?? HOW MUCH MORE DOES SERENA HAVE LEFT!!??
James Peters: QUESTIONS THAT HAVE YET TO BE ANSWERED, BUT ONES THAT SHOULD BE VERY SOON!! SERENA IS SLOWLY ROLLING MINERVA OVER TO HER BACK!! HER FACE AND HEAD ARE COVERED IN THUMBTACKS THAT PIERCED HER SKIN!! SERENA IS HAS PLENTY OF THEM PIERCING HER SKIN RIGHT NOW!! THE AGONY ON HER FACE SAYS IT ALL, BUT SHE’S SHOWING THE WHEREWITHAL TO HOOK THE LEG OF MINERVA WITH EVERYTHING SHE’S GOT!! THE REFEREE IS RIGHT THERE TO COUNT THE FALL!!
Ref: ONE!!!!….TWO!!!!…..THREE!!-
Rich Russillo: MINERVA JUST BARELY GETS A SHOULDER UP!! HOW THE HELL IS THAT POSSIBLE!! AND SERENA BENNETT IS ALMOST TAKEN TO TEARS WITH HER HAND OVER HER MOUTH, SHE CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT!!
James Peters: SHE’S GOTTA BE WONDERING WHAT, WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE TO WALK OUT OF THE PERFORMANCE CENTER IN NEWARK, NEW JERSEY AS THE NEW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!! AFTER EVERYTHING BOTH OF THESE LADIES HAVE PUT THEMSELVES THROUGH HELL, NO MATTER WHAT THEY DID TO ONE ANOTHER IN THE BUILD UP, IT’S STILL GONNA BE A SHAME TO SEE ONE OF THESE WOMEN HAVING TO WALK OUT OF HERE SECOND BEST!!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA IS SLOWLY TRYING TO CRAWL AWAY, CRAWLING FROM A POOL OF HER OWN BLOOD THAT’S BEEN DRIPPING FROM HER FACE SINCE THAT PREVIOUS SEQUENCE FROM MOMENTS AGO!! THOSE TACKS LODGED INTO HER FACE!! UGH!!! SERENA LOOKS OVER AND NOW SHE MUSTERS WHATEVER STRENGTH SHE CAN FIND WITHIN HERSELF AND SHE TURNS MINERVA OVER AND LOCKS IN-
Persephone: THE TRAP A BITCH!!! YEAH!!! OH HELL YEAH!!! WOOOOO!!! CHOKE THAT BITCH OUT!!! END THIS GOD FORSAKEN MATCH, PLEASE!!!
James Peters: THAT’S ACTUALLY THE TRAP QUEEN, BUT SHE HAS IT APPLIED TIGHTLY AND MINERVA IS STRUGGLING TO FREE HERSELF AS SHE’S PANICKING RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING WHERE SHE’S ALREADY BEEN PUT TO SLEEP EARLIER FROM IT!! YOU CAN HEAR THE INTENSE ROAR COMING FROM SERENA BENNETT!!
Serena (off mic): AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! DIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
James Peters: MINERVA IS TRYING TO ESCAPE THIS SUBMISSION MANEUVER!!! SHE’S THRASHING AROUND EVERYWHERE BUT SHE’S NOT FADING!! SHE’S STILL ALIVE!! AFTER THE SEQUENCE SHE ENDURED THROUGH, THE QUESTION IS HOW!!???
Rich Russillo: THAT’S THE POWER OF WANTING THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP HAS! IT’S MADE THESE WOMEN GO TO PLACES THEY’VE NEVER GONE BEFORE IN THEIR CAREERS!! THIS IS A CAREER DEFINING MATCH FOR BOTH, NO MATTER WHO THE WINNER AND LOSER IS COMING OUT OF THIS!! MINERVA IS NOT GOING AWAY!! SERENA FINALLY LETS GO!! SHE REALIZES THAT MINERVA ISN’T LIKE THE REST!! SHE REALIZES IT’S GOING TO TAKE SO MUCH MORE IF SHE’S TO PUT THIS WOMAN AWAY!!
James Peters: SERENA BENNETT IS FINALLY BACK TO HER FEET WITH SUPPORT OF THE ROPES!! AND MINERVA IS SLOWLY STAGGERING BACK TO HER FEET!! SERENA SENDS A CAPTAIN HOOK RIGHT TO THE CHIN OF MINERVA!! THE UPPERCUT CONNECTS!! NOW AN IRISH WHIP BY SERENA SENDS MINERVA TO THE ROPES!! THE CLOTHESLINE BY SERENA MISSES!! MINERVA AVOIDS THE CLOTHESLINE!! THE DEVILS TOUCH!! THE SUPERKICK IS BLOCKED BY SERENA!! TIP TOE!!!!! THE PELE KICK AND BICYCLE KICK COMBINATION CONNECTS!!! THIS HAS GOTTA BE IT!! SERENA HOOKS THE LEG ONE MORE TIME!! THE CROWD IS ANTICIPATING IT!!
Ref: ONE!!!!….TWO!!!!….THREE!!
Rich Russillo: HOLY HELL!!! MINERVA KICKED OUT OF THE TIP TOE!! SHE’S DESPERATELY STUMBLING UP TO HER FEET AFTER THAT ESCAPE FROM THE JAWS OF DEFEAT!! BUT I DON’T BELIEVE SHE HARDLY KNOWS WHERE SHE IS!! HER MIND HAS TO BE RACING RIGHT NOW, HER EYES ARE GLAZED OVER!! BUT SERENA HAS NO TIME TO PANIC!! SHE DOES IT AGAIN!! SHE CONNECTS WITH THE TIP TOE AGAIN AND MINERVA FALLS TO THE CANVAS!!! SERENA AS QUICKLY AS SHE CAN DROPS DOWN AGAIN TO HOOK THE LEG FOR ANOTHER COVER!! TWO TIP TOES!! CAN SHE PULL IT OFF!!??
Ref: ONE!!!!….TWO!!!!….THREE!!!!
Persephone: THIS MATCH UNBELIEVABLY SUCKS TO ALL HIGH HELL ON SO MANY LEVELS!!! IT’S BEEN ALMOST FORTY FIVES MINUTES!!! THAT’S BASICALLY AN HOUR!! WHY’D THAT BITCH SHOOT HER ARM UP LIKE THAT!!?? DOESN’T SHE REALIZE THERE ARE OTHER FAR MORE WORTHY GUYS LIKE-OH FUCK IT!! THERE IS NOBODY MORE WORTHY OF TAKING UP PRECIOUS TIME IN THAT RING BUT MY SEXY REXY THE BEST WRESTLER EVER, AND THESE TWO ARE HOGGING ALL THAT TIME!! THIS IS A TRAVESTY TO WRESTLING AND I HOPE NEITHER OF THESE WOMEN EVER TAKE UP MY TIME LIKE THIS AGAIN!!
James Peters: MINERVA WAS ABLE TO KICK OUT YET AGAIN, AND SERENA BENNETT IS NOW FORCING HER WAY, WILLING HER WAY BACK TO HER FEET AND THE LOOK ON HER FACE IS ONE FULL OF RAGE BUT THE HARD EARNED BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS ARE SHOWING AS WELL, ESPECIALLY THE TEARS RIGHT NOW!! EVERYONE IS SENSING THE END!! SHE’S YELLING FOR MINERVA TO GET BACK TO HER FEET AND MINERVA IS USING THE ROPES TO PULL HERSELF UP BUT CLEARLY AFTER TWO TIP TOES SHE’S IN NO FRAME OF MIND TO TAKE ANOTHER AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT SERENA IS LINING UP FOR!! MINERVA STUMBLES AWAY FROM THE ROPES ON SPAGHETTI LEGS RIGHT INTO SERENA BENNETT!! SERENA GRABS MINERVA AND AGAIN SHE DOWNS MINERVA WITH THE TIP TOE!!! SHE PUT EVERYTHING BEHIND THAT ONE!!! OH MY GOD WHAT A TIP TOE!!! SERENA FALLS TO HER KNEES, AND SHE INCHES HER WAY TO DRAPE AN ARM OVER THE FALLEN DEAD TO RIGHTS BODY OF MINERVA!!!
Ref: ONE!!!!……TWO!!!!!…….THREE!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Surfin’ (ft. Pharrell Williams)” by Kid Cudi begins to play throughout the Performance Center as an emotional, and perhaps relieved, Serena Bennett lays on the canvas unable to rise at the moment. Minerva the now former Universal Women’s Champion is lying prone, completely incapacitated.)
Bella Braxton: The winner in the Three Stages of Hell match!…..AND NEEEEWWWWWW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION….SERENA!!!! BENNETT!!!!!
Rich Russillo: She did it! She really did it! Serena Bennett overcame The Princess Killer, the murderous Gypsy Queen, Minerva! Serena Bennett is the Universal Women’s Champion, and it’s bittersweet in a way because now that title goes to Dynasty.
(The shot shows a very weakened Serena Bennett, her adrenaline now long worn off, unable to be mobile under her own power being helped from the ring by medical personnel, with her arms resting over the shoulder of a medic on each side. In the ring plenty more are in the ring tending to the broken and severely beaten up former Universal Women’s Champion, Minerva.)
James Peters: Through hell and back these two ladies went. I can’t say I condone some of the actions perpetrated by these ladies throughout the course of the build up, but nobody can deny that they both gave it everything they had on the big stage with the most prestigious Women’s Championship in our sport! Congratulations to the new Universal Women’s Champion, Serena Bennett, on becoming a now two time Champion. The past twelve months for Serena has been as much of a rollercoaster as one could ever have experienced. From failing to recapture her championship to War Games to getting her eye damn near gouged out and put on the sideline for months all the way to the uphill battle it has been since then to get herself back in this position. Not to mention all of the turmoil this past month alone going at it with Minerva has caused her. Minerva made it her mission to make things personal by invoking Serena’s late cousin, but in the end it was Serena who honored his name properly and I’m sure he’s looking down on her proudly. For five months Minerva had held the Women’s top title going back to Under Siege in March, and her reign of terror was something that we never thought we would see the end of, but tonight here at Bloodsport that time came! But she’ll need to regroup after this setback, and despite what I or anyone may think of her I think we both know how capable she’s been of bouncing back through the course of her career, so we don’t expect this to be any different. But congratulations once again to the winner and new Universal Women’s Champion…Serena Bennett!
(The final shot shows Serena Bennett take a moment on the stage, still bloodied and weakened from the long match, to walk toward the edge to look out at the crowd cheering and chanting her name over and over. She then holds up the Universal Women’s Championship high and proud as the roars of the fans in attendance become louder.)
(What a win.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
