( EAW Intro plays )
( “My Power” by Beyonce is used for music, and we see a video collage hyping up the various names and faces set to appear in tonight’s history making supershow. The championship matches are highlighted, hyping up Mark Michaels defending his PURE Championship against Jake Smith, Kassidy Heart defending her Universal Women’s Championship against Kendra Shamez, and Impact defending his World Heavyweight Championship against TLA and Darkane. )
( The video package transitions to hyping up the high profile contests and “dream matches”, including the re emerging Diamond Cage competing against Visual Prophet, Heavenly Hell competing against Extreme Valentine, and Tyler Parker making his return for his first EAW match in years against Jamie O’Hara in a ‘Face vs Ace’ dream bout. We are also gifted with a feature promotion hyping up Charlie Marr and Mr. DEDEDE in what will be a “clash of champions”. The tension between the two is depicted showing clips from the build up over the past number of weeks, ever since DDD took over as Voltage co-Commissioner. )
( Camera opens up to the Egyptian Army Stadium where it is filled to complete capacity. The Battle Of Egypt stage is designed as a war zone, with tanks, cannons, bombs and fighter plane depictions making up the set. Fireworks rocket from the stage and from the top of the Egyptian Army Stadium – accompanying fireworks ringing off high above the Stadium. )
Stew-O: A GORGEOUS AUTUMN EVENING HERE IN THE SACRED LANDS, ON A HISTORIC EAW NETWORK EXCLUSIVE EVENT! 45,000 MEMBERS OF THE EAW UNIVERSE JOIN US IN THE EGYPTIAN ARMY STADIUM IN SUEZ, FOR THE FIRST EVER: “BATTLE OF EGYPT!!!!!”
( The crane camera scans the audience, consisting mostly of families who are collectively jumping up and down, cheering, holding up signs and waving their apparel to the camera. )
Stew-O: The Voice of EAW Stew-O here alongside my broadcast partner for the evening, Deadprez. We want to thank the Egyptian National Football League and members of the Egyptian Parliament for collaborating with the EAW Board of Directors and making such a groundbreaking event possible.
Deadprez: Groundbreaking it is! There are going to be “firsts”, “lasts” and moments that will be relived forever! We have dream matches, barrier breaking moments! For the first time womens wrestlers will compete in high profile, championship matches in the history of Egypt! History is riddled up and down this star studded card!
Stew-O: And we’re not going to hold out on you any longer, let’s start this action with three of EAW’s ABSOLUTE BEST.
(Bella Braxton is standing by, ready to get things started in Suez!)
( ‘Alive’ by P.O.D is heard throughout the Egyptian Army Stadium as the crowd responds with a thunderous pop. Rex McAllister marches out to the stage with a confident stride. Appearing more focused and fearless than ever, he makes his way down the aisle and into the ring. )
Bella Braxton: The following contest is a triple threat! INTRODUCING FIRST! From Sea Isle, New Jersey, weighing in at 238 pounds… HE IS THE REX MASTER… REXXXXXXXXXXXX MCCCCCCALLLLLLLLLISSSSSSSSSTERRRRRRRR.
Deadprez: McAllister has been unable to start Season 13 with championship gold as he lost the opportunity at Pain For Pride. However, tonight, EAW has returned to the land of Egypt and he has the opportunity to get one step further to another championship opportunity by recording a win over Drake King and Chris Elite.
( After Rex McAllister hops off the top turnbuckle, ‘Odee’ by A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie hits through the stadium speakers. Accompanied by a mixed reaction, Chris Elite emerges from the back with a defining smirk on his face. He ignores the boos as he makes his way down the ramp with an empowering swag in this posture. )
Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENTS! FIRST! From Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 210 pounds… HE IS THE GAWDDD GIVEENNN GREATNNESSS……. CHRIIIIIISSSS ELLLLLLLLLLLLITTTTEEEE!!
Stew-O: Chris Elite looks ready to go more than ever as he has that invigorating smirk planted on his face. Similar to Rex, he was not able to start this season with championship gold and if he secures this victory tonight, that will surely do him wonders.
( ‘Ready For War’ by Adelitas Way hits to an ear-splitting pop and turbulent boos. Drake King makes his way down the ramp, determined as he eyes down both of his opponents. )
Bella Braxton: From Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 220 pounds…. HE IS THE KING….. DRAKKKKKKKKKKE KKIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGG!!
Deadprez: Drake King wasting no time as he immediately gets into the ring and calls for the bell!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stew-O: This match is officially underway as all three men square off in the center of the ring. This is going to be a magnificent match as we are going to see Drake King with his brutality, Chris Elite with his athleticism, and Rex McAllister being the master technician in this match. Elite and King starting to exchange words as KING SHOVES ELITE’S FACE AWAY!! KING NOW BLASTS REX WITH A SLAP TO THE FACE!!! Screw coming into this match to make an alliance or some type of peace because King just threw that out of the window!
Deadprez: Already coming into this match, King showcasing what level of disrespect he can reach against his opponents. King gladly soaking in the crowd’s boos as Elite lifts his head and SPIT GOES FLYING ONTO THE FACE OF DRAKE KING!!! ELITE JUST SPIT ON KING’S FACE AS REX LOOKS SHOCKED!! KING WIPING OFF THE SPIT OF HIS FACE AS HE PUNCHES ELITE RIGHT IN THE FACE!! THE FIGHT IS ON AS KING UNLOADS ONTO CHRIS ELITE IN THE CORNER!!
Stew-O: Rex grabs King and turns him around! AND EATS A MOUTHFUL OF DRAKE KING’S KNUCKLES!! Rex reels to the opposite corner as Elite soars off the middle turnbuckle, making his way through the air and over Drake King. Elite gets up to his feet and steps onto Drake. HE BACKFLIPS ONTO HIS FEET, DODGES DRAKE AND SPINS AROUND!! SPINNING ARM DRAG!!
Deadprez: Drake holds onto Elite, lifts him and whips him into the ropes. Drake crouches down as Elite jumps over his shoulders. Rex shoots from the corner and tosses Elite over the top ropes! Elite dangles from the top rope while Rex circles around Drake’s waist holds onto it and shoves him into the ropes. O’CONNOR ROLLL!!!
Stew-O: Drake pushes Rex off, sending him into Elite as ELITE JUMPS UP AND DRILLS HIM WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED KICK!! Rex is staggered as Drake comes off the ropes! REX LIFTS DRAKE UP!! AND SENDS HIM PROJECTING INTO ELITE ON THE APRON WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!! WHAT INNOVATIVE COUNTER THAT TAKES DOWN BOTH OF HIS OPPONENTS!! Rex using his grizzled in-ring craftiness as he stands in the ring while both Drake King and Chris Elite exchange strikes at ringside.
Deadprez: REX SOARS THROUGH THE ROPES!!! SUIIIIICIIIDDE DIVE!!! REX WITH A SUICIDE DIVE ONTO DRAKE KING AS ELITE DUCKED AND SLID INTO THE RING!! ELITE STEPS UP THE ROPES AND STANDS ON THE TOP ROPE…… HE FLIPS BACKWARDS!!!! SHOOOOTING STARRR PRESSS TAKING OUT BOTH DRAKE KING AND REX MCALLISTER!!
Stew-O: Chris Elite already bringing out his highflying maneuvers into this match as he inserts Rex back into the squared circle. That shooting star press brought everyone out of their seats as Elite grips the ropes on the apron… HE JUMPS UP AND SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES… AND FLATTENS REX WITH A SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE!!! Elite not going for the cover as he quickly rises up to his feet,jumps up… AND LEVELS REX WITH A STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! NOW, HE GOES FOR THE COVER!
Deadprez: Rex powers out at one. Elite quickly muscles Rex into the corner, grabs his hand and whips him into the opposite direction. Rex counters and sends Elite into the corner instead. Elite steps up the turnbuckles, backflips off, dodges Rex and comes off the ropes. ELITE JUMPS ONTO REX… TILT-A-WHIRL…….. AND REX TURNS IT INTO A BACKBREAKER!! TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER AS REX HOOKS HIS LEGS.
Stew-O: Drake King breaks up the cover! King picks Rex up and gets him into the corner, He lights him up with a wave of jabs to the chest before running towards the opposite corner. Rex follows him, but KING CATCHES HIM WITH A KICK!! Rex down to one knee as Elite charges into King! BUT KING WITH ANOTHER BIG BOOT THAT CATCHES ELITE!!
Deadprez: Both Elite and Rex staggered as Drake on the middle turnbuckle as he flips over AND DRIVES ELITE AND MCALLISTER INTO THE CANVAS WITH A DOUBLE BLOCKBUSTER!! Both men retreating to opposite corners as King continues the fast-paced movement, CHARGING INTO ELITE AND CRUSHING HIM WITH A CORNER FOREARM SMASH! Elite staggered in the corner as Drake now courses through the ring and towards Rex.
Stew-O: Rex sidesteps Drake, drives Elite into the corner with a corner clothesline, grabs him and brings him into the center of the ring! AND PLANTS HIM WITH A BULLDOG WHILE ALSO TAKING DRAKE DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! BULLDOG AND CLOTHESLINE COMBINATION! Elite rolls under the bottom rope while Rex hoists Drake King up to his feet and takes him down with a snap mare. AND DRILLS THE BACK OF HIS NECK WITH A PRECISION DROPKICK! Cover!
Deadprez: Drake gets his shoulder up! Rex now rolls him over and lifts him up! VERTICAL SUPLEX… DRAKE FLIPS OVER HIS SHOULDERS AS ELITE ROLLS INTO THE CANVAS. DRAKE SHOVES REX AWAY AS ELITE JUMPS UP AND SPIKES DRAKE KING WITH A ROLLING THUNDER DDT!!
Stew-O: Chris Elite quickly emerges up to his feet and ducks Rex. ELITE COMES OFF THE ROPES!!! REX COUNTERS WITH A SCOOP POWERSLAM!! COVER!!!
Deadprez: SK gets his shoulder up! What a fast-paced volatile match this has become so far as McAllister looks to control his emotions. In this type of match, Rex needs to be quick on his feet and have eyes on the back of his head at all times. Rex throws Elite towards the apron as Drake comes off the ropes. Drake ducks under Rex’s arm as Elite steps into the ring, pulls down the ropes and Drake goes splattering onto ringside.
Stew-O: Drake recuperating on the sidelines while Rex charges into Elite! AND DRIVES ELITE SOARING OFF THE APRON WITH AN APRON SPEAR!!! King was close to being caught in the middle of that spear as he jumps onto the apron. Rex makes his way up to the feet as King shoots from the apron! AND DECKS HIM WITH A LEAPING KNEE STRIKE!! Rex collides into the apron as King decides to focus on Elite while he gets him into the ring. King slides into the squared circle and places Elite on the top turnbuckle..
Deadprez: King and Elite in a very precarious state as they are both gathered on the top turnbuckle. KING HOISTS ELITE UP!! SUPPPERRRPLEXX!!! KING NOW ROLLING UP TO HI- REX LIFTS HIM UP AND PLANTS HIM WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!! I believe King was looking to orchestrate another vertical suplex, but Rex McAllister coming out of nowhere and changing the complexion of this match. Rex rises up to his feet and picks up Elite. AND PLANTS HIM A FIREMAN’S CARRY DRIVER!! COVER!
Stew-O: Rex McAllister has been dominating this match so far and I am not surprised. There is a reason why he calls himself a Master Of This Craft, he is truly one of the most skilled and proficient elitists you can find on the Voltage brand. Rex shoves Elite into the corner before grabbing Drake. Elite tries to catch Rex in the act, but Rex blasts him with an elbow smash to the jaw. Elite goes the corner behind Rex while Rex drives his knee into the jaw of King… Rex grabs him and hoists him up in a suplex position!
Deadprez: Rex doesn’t intend on dropping King on the ground anytime soon as he holds him up in the air. The crowd counting how much Rex can hold up in the air as Elite gets up to his feet… He jumps onto the middle rope and springs backwards!! AND DROPS REX WITH THE ELITE CUTTER!! ELITE CONNECTED WITH THE ELITE CUTTER WHILE REX DROPPED ELITE ONTO HIS CHEST!!
Stew-O: Elite quickly pulls Rex up to his feet handsprings into the ropes! Elite now runs and jumps onto the middle rope. HE BACKFLIPS!!! AND GROUNDS REX AND KING WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!! Rex falters into the corner as Elite grabs King and whips him into the same corner. King collides into Rex as Elite charges into the crowded corner!
Deadprez: REX LIFTS ELITE UP AND FLATTENS HIM WITH A URANAGE SLAM!!! ELITE GOES BOUNCING OFF THE CANVAS!! REX TURNS AROUND AS DRAKE SHOOTS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! JUMPING TORNADO DDT!!! BUT REX HOLDS ON!! REX USING HIS POWER TO HIS ADVANTAGE!!!
Stew-O: Elite is seated at the same corner as Rex realizes this and throws King up in the air! AND TOSSES HIM INTO ELITE!!! KING COLLIDES INTO ELITE IN THE CORNER AS REX RUNS INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER!! REX CHARGES INTO THE KNEELING DRAKE!! DRAKE SIDESTEPS AND REX SHATTERS THE JAW OF ELITE WITH A LEAPING KNEE STRIKE!
Deadprez: Elite getting bullied in this match as he slides down the turnbuckles once again! Rex turns around as KING CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK!! REX ROCKED BY THE SUPERKICK AS KING TWISTS HIM AROUND!! AND DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO HIS JAW WITH A RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE!! RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE AS REX STAYS ON HIS FEET AND REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! KING SPINS AROUND AND TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT WITH A DISCUS LARIAT!! HE FALLS OVER FOR THE COVER!
Stew-O: KICK OUT! We are beginning to see signs of frustration for all three of these men while Drake King refocuses his attention on the previously battered up Chris Elite. Drake places him on the top turnbuckle and joins him at the top… Rex is nowhere to be seen as Drake looks for a high-risk maneuver…
Deadprez: Earlier, Drake went for his superplex combination, but Rex stopped him from completing it. However, it doesn’t seem that Rex will stick his nose in his business for a while as Drake struggles to soften up Elite. Elite fighting his spot at the top…. Both men have put themselves in a perilous position as Elite jumps onto the other side of King! AND LIFTS HIM OVER!! SPPPPANNIISIHHHH FLYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DRAKE GOES FOR THE COVER!
Stew-O: DRAKE POPS HIS SHOULDER UP OFF THE CANVAS!! Elite thought that could’ve been it for The King as Elite lifts him up to his feet. Elite lights him up with a barrage of forearms before running and hopping onto the second rope.. DRAKE WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE LEGS!!! AND ANOTHER SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!
Deadprez: ELITE IS HUNG FROM THE MIDDLE ROPE AS DRAKE GRABS HIS HEAD, EXTENDS HIM FROM THE ROPES AND SPINS HIM AROUND… HEIIIRRR TO THE THRONNNEE!!! ROPE-HUNG VARIATION OF THE ROLLING CUTTER AS DRAKE HOOKS HIS LEG FOR THE COVER!
Stew-O: ELITE GETS HIS SHOULDER UP! Drake quickly gets up to his feet and climbs to the top turnbuckle.. Elite is a supine position, laid out on the canvas while Drake flips!! PHOENIX SPLASHH!!! ELITE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS DRAKE LANDS ON HIS FEET!! ELITE CHARGES INTO DRAKE!! DRAKE POPS HIM UP!! DRAKE HAS HIM IN A POWERBOMB HOLD AS HE RUNS ACROSS THE RING!! BUCKLLLE BOMBB!!!
Deadprez: DRAKE LAUNCHES HIM BACK FIRST ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE AS ELITE REBOUNDS… BOXXX OFFICEE SMASHHHH!! THE SUPERKICK AS ELITE FALLS ONTO HIM FOR THE COVER!
Stew-O: REX WITH A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE TO THE BACK OF ELITE! McAllister successfully breaking up the cover as he lifts him up and runs the ropes… He floats over.. REXXX EFFECT!! BUT SK COUNTERS WITH A BRIDGING NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!! Elite refusing to let the referee do his job AS HE FLIPS OVER!! SK REFUSING TO RELINQUISH THE HOLD AS DRAKE ENTERS THE RING! SK GRABS DRAKE AND LIFTS THEM UP BOTH!! DOUBLLEEE NORTHERNNN LIGHTSSS SUPPLEX… WITH A BRIDGE!!
Deadprez: Can you imagine if Chris Elite was somehow able to defeat both Drake King and Rex McAllister together? That would be outrageous, but Elite continues to move on. Drake retreats to ringside as Elite runs the ropes… PENALTY KICK TO REX!!! The “Who Shot Ya” Penalty Kick as Elite jumps up and drives his feet into his chest! Double foot stomp onto Rex as he doesn’t go for the cover!
Stew-O: Elite stands over the body of Drake… Can it be??!!? Chris Elite is signalling for the People’s Moonsaults! He throws it in the air as he runs the ropes! THIS COULD BE THE END OF REX MCALLISTER!!
Deadprez: DRAKE SLIDES INTO THE RING AND BLASTS THE STEEL CHAIR ONTO CHRIS ELITE BEFORE HE COULD FULFILL THE PEOPLE’S MOONSAULT!! The crowd raining down heavily on Drake King as everyone wanted to see the People’s Moonsault! Drake King has a disgusted look on his face as he grabs Rex… FALLLCON ARROW ONTO THE STANDING STEEL CHAIR!!! THE KING’S WASTELAND AS DRAKE GOES FOR THE COVER!!
Stew-O: ELITE PULLS THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING!! DRAKE HAD IT WON, BUT CHRIS ELITE TOOK THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING AT THE RIGHT MOMENT!! Elite with a smile on his face while the referee yells at him! DRAKE PICKS UP THE STEEL CHAIR AND TOSSES IT AT THE FACE OF ELITE!! ELITE WITH ANOTHER STEEL CHAIR TO THE FACE AS DRAKE SLIDES OUT OF THE RING.
Deadprez: Drake looking to make quick work of Chris Elite as he reaches under the ring… Drake about to get this match to a whole nother level once he brings out what he has in mind… AND HE BRINGS OUT A BLACK SHARPIE!?!??!? Elite is clueless as Drake grabs the subconscious Elite and draws a sad face on his bald head! Drake showing off his head to the crowd before RELENTLESSLY BASHING HIS FOREHEAD ONTO THE EDGE OF THE STEEL STEPS OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!
Stew-O: Drake getting revenge on Elite when he spits on his face! There’s blood on the steel steps as Drake continues to drive his head repeatedly onto the steel steps. Drake not only wants to beat Chris Elite, but he also wants to MURDER HIM!!
Deadprez: If you ask me, Drake King is doing God’s work! King now looking under the ring once again.. AND HE BRINGS OUT A BRANDING IRON… THIS COULD BE BAD NEWS FOR CHRIS ELITE!! ELITE TURNS AROUND! AND DRAKE DRIVES THE BRANDING IRON INTO THE BALLS OF CHRIS ELITE!!! OH MY GOD!!
Stew-O: ELITE AIN’T GONNA HAVE KIDS NO MORE AS KING MAY HAVE JUST BURNED ALL HIS CHILDREN!! ELITE SCREAMING IN AGONIZING PAIN! DRAKE WITH A BRIGHT SMILE ON HIS FACE AS HE LIFTS THE BRANDING IRON IN UNISON WITH EVERYONE HOLDING THEIR FISTS UP IN THE AIR!
Deadprez: He drops the branding iron onto the floor before bringing out a SLEDGEHAMMER beneath the ring… The referee slides out of the ring as he yells at Drake! The referee makes him think of his decision as Elite leans on the table…
Referee (off-mic): THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE DOING DRAKE!
Stew-O: DRAKE LIFTS THE SLEDGEHAMMER!!
Drake King (off-mic): GO FRICK YOURSELF!
Deadprez: DRAKE DROPS THE SLEDGEHAMMER ONTO ELITE!! ELITE SIDE STEPS AS HE RUNS AWAY FROM DRAKE KING! ELITE ESCAPING THE WRATH OF DRAKE KING AS KING CHASES HIM AROUND THE RING!!! A HIGH-SPEED CHASE THROUGHOUT RINGSIDE AS REX EMERGES FROM THE DEAD AND CHUCKS A LADDER AT BOTH MEN!
Stew-O: Where the hell did Rex get that ladder from!?!? Rex wedges the ladder between our table and the apron before bringing out a wooden table. Rex wants pure destruction in this match as he sets up the table at the other side of the ringside. Rex picks up Drake! DRAKE JUMPS UP!! SUUPPPERKICKKKK!!!!
Deadprez: REX COMPLETELY SHOOK BY THAT SUPERKICK AS DRAKE SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING!! HE RUNS THE ROPES BUT ELITE GRABS HIS FEET FROM RINGSIDE, PULLS HIM OUT AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS! Elite temporarily eliminating Drake King as he gets back into the ring….
Stew-O: Nobody inside the squared circle with him as Chris Elite appears to be thinking to do what he is most comfortable with. HE RUNS THE ROPES… AND TAKES OFF INTO THE SKY!! TOPPPPE CONNN HI- NO!!! REX MANAGED TO SNATCH ELITE IN MID-FLIGHT AS HE HANGS ELITE UPSIDE DOWN ON HIS SHOULDERS… REX WITH A CLEVER LOOK ON HIS FACE WHILE ELITE IS DEFENSELESS.
Deadprez: HE CONTINUES TO CARRY HIM AND DEMONSTRATE HIS RAW STRENGTH AS DRAKE KING COMES THROUGH THE ROPES! SUIICIIDE DI- REX LAUNCHES ELITE INTO DRAKE KING!! DRAKE KING CLASHING WITH NOTHING OTHER THAN CHRIS ELITE’S BACK AS REX IMMEDIATELY PICKS HIM UP AND THROWS KING INTO THE CROWD! McAllister riling himself up as he lifts Elite up in the middle of the ring! OLLLYMMPPIC SLAMMM!!! REX HOVERS OVER FOR THE COVER!!
Stew-O: KICKOUT!!! HOW THE HELL!?!! McAllister quickly gets up to his feet and helps Elite up. He rebounds the ropes… DRAKE SLIDES INTO THE RING! McAllister floats over! REX EFFECT!! THE GUILLOTINNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: DRAKE CONNECTED WITH HIS PATENTED SICK KICK ON REX WHILE HE CONNECTED WITH THE REX KICK!! DRAKE ABSOLUTELY EXHAUSTED AS HE SLOWLY MAKES HIS WAY TOWARDS REX!! DRAKE DROPS HIS ARM!! BUT REX ROLLS ONTO HIS CHEST!! WHAT GREAT RING AWARENESS FROM REX MCALLISTER, DRAKE WAS GOING TO GET THE DECIDING WIN, BUT HE CAN’T PIN HIM WITH HIS CHEST FACING THE CANVAS!
Stew-O: What a match this has been! Everyone had high expectations for this match and these three have put on a wrestling clinic. How in the world is Rex McAllister on his feet right now!??! All three competitors are worn-out as REX FLOATS OVER ELITE!!! REX KICKS KING AND GRABS HIS HEAD!! DOUBLE REX EFFECT?!?!?!?
Deadprez: ELITE AND KING PUSHES HIM AWAY AND CONNECTS WITH A BIG BOOT INTO REX AT THE SAME TIME!! REX IS ROCKED AS HE RICOCHETS OFF THE ROPES. ELITE JUMPS UP!! PELLLEE KICK FROM ELITE TO DRAKE! DRAKE FALLS INTO THE ROPES AS REX SPRINTS AND BULLDOZES THROUGH ELITE WITH A DEVASTATING LARIAT!
Stew-O: DRAKE SHOOTS FROM THE ROPES… SUUUPPPERKICK!!! THE SUPERKICK CONNECTS AS DRAKE GOES FOR THE COVER!!
Deadprez: NO!!!! REX GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!!! DRAKE QUICKLY REACTING AS HE CLIMBS TO THE TOP!!! REX IS IN THE LANDING ZONE!! DRAKE SOARS!! PHOENIX SPLASH!!! YES!!!!
Stew-O: BUT REX CATCHES HIM INTO A TRIANGLE CHOKE!! THE TRIANGLE CHOKE IS LOCKED IN!! DRAKE SCRAMBLING AS HE REACHES FOR THE ROPES! THERE IS NO ROPE BREAK AS DRAKE IS FUNDAMENTALLY TRAPPED! Rex is dangerous when it comes to submissions and Drake King has got himself into a horrible situation that he has little to no chance of escaping.
Deadprez: BUT DRAKE USING HIS RAW POWER TO LIFT HIM UP!! DRAKE CARRIES HIM WITH HIS BACK AGAINST THE CORNER!! REX REFUSING TO LET GO AND IF DRAKE TAPS OUT, IT WILL STILL COUNT AS LIKE WE SAID, THERE IS NO ROPE BREAK!!! DRAKE CONTINUES TO HOLD HIM A- WHAT THE HELL!?!?!
Stew-O: COAST TOOOO COASSTTT!!!!!! CHRIS ELITE WENT FLYING ACROSS THE RING WITH A COAST TO COAST DROPKICK TO REX MCALLISTER, BREAKING UP THE TRIANGLE CHOKE HOLD!!! MY GOD!!!
Deadprez: What a creative and innovative way to break up the Triangle Hold as all three men are down on the ground once again. The crowd gives a standing ovation to this outstanding Triple Threat. Remember, there is nothing on the line tonight, these are three hungry elitists who are constantly one-upping each other just to prove their superiority.
Stew-O: Elite gingerly rises up to his feet and slides out of the ring. He grabs Rex and lays him flat on the wooden table at ringside. Elite steps onto the apron and begins to ascend the turnbuckle. DRAKE COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND SENDS HIM DESCENDING ONTO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE APRON!! Elite went back first into the hardest part of the ring as Drake focuses himself onto The Rex Master!
Deadprez: Everyone in this crowd is stood up on their feet as Drake King has made his way to the top turnbuckle. High risks…. High rewards… FROGGSPLASHHH THROUUGHH THE TABBLEE!!! DRAKE BREAKS THE REX MASTER INTO TWO HALVES WITH A HIGH ELEVATION FROG SPLASH INTO THE TABLE!!!
Stew-O: Drake emerging from the chaos he created while Chris Elite gets into the squared circle. Elite springs across the ring while Drake argues with fans. ELITE LEAPS OVER THE LEAPPPOSTT!! HOLLLLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!! TOPPPPE CONNN HILLLO OVER THE RINGPOST! ELITE TOSSES DRAKE INTO THE RING NOW.
Deadprez: ELITE WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND HIS WAIST!! GERMANNNN SUPPPPLEXX!! ELITE HOLDS ONTO THE WAIST LOCK AS HE GETS HIM UP TO HIS FEET!! HE REACHES AND HOISTS HIM UP INTO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!! THIS COULD BE IT!!! LONNNG KISSS GOOOOOOODNI- KING ROLLS HIM UP!!!
Stew-O: ELITE ESCAPES AS BOTH MEN GET UP TO THEIR FEET! KING GET UP FIRST AS HE CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE MIDSECTION OF CHRIS ELITE!! KING HAS HIM SET UP!!! HE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND JUMPS UP!! CURBBB STOM-
Deadprez: ELITE PUSHES HIS LEG UPWARDS AND DRILLS HIM WITH THE GOTD IN MID AIR!! THE JUMPING BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE IN MID AIR AS ELITE GRABS KING… HE HOOKS BOTH ARMS… WHAT THE HELL IS HE GOING FOR NOW!??!
Stew-O: ELLLEVATTED BUTTERFLYY DDT!!!! THAT’S JAKE SMITH’S FINISHER!!! ELITE HOOKS BOTH LEGS! COVER!!
Deadprez: NO!!!!! DRAKE KICKS OUT!! Chris Elite just used Jake Smith’s finishing maneuver and I have no idea what to think of it. Elite has obviously exhausted everything in his arsenal and he is bringing out surprises left and right. Drake gingerly emerges up to his feet as ELITE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES!!!
Stew-O: AND DRAKE CATCHES HIM INTO A CHICKEN WING!!! DRAKE NOW HAS ELITE IN AHREN FOURNIER’S SIGNATURE SUBMISSION MANEUVER!! ELITE ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED OUT OF NOWHERE AS HE HAS NOWHERE TO GO!! IMAGINE HOW EMBARRASSING IT WOULD BE TO LOSE TO YOUR TAG TEAM PARTNER’S FINISHER!!
Deadprez: ELITE IS TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF THE HOLD!! DRAKE KING KNOWS WHAT HE’S DOING AS HE STRENGTHENS THE CHICKENWING! ELITE NOW LOSING LIFE!! ELITE SLOWLY STARTING TO NOT FIGHT AS REX COMES INTO THE RING! REX IS STILL ALIVE AS HE JUMPS UP AND STOMPS DRAKE’S HEAD!
Stew-O: The stomp to the head breaks up the submission hold as Rex picks Elite up! REX RUNS THE ROPES!! HE FLOATS OVER!! REX EFFECT! ELITE BREAKS OUT OF THE DDT HOLD AND DRILLS MCALLISTER WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO HIS EAR!! KING GETS UP TO HIS FEET AND CHARGES INTO ELITE!
Deadprez: ELITE DUCKS AND DRAKE GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE! Drake holds on to the ropes as he drills Elite with a rope-assisted kick. Elite reels to the other side of the ring as Rex charges into King! King and Rex now exchanging strikes! REX WITH A FOREARM SMASH!! KING BLOCKS IT AS ELITE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!!! REX SIDESTEPS HIM AS ELITE SOARS AND GRABS KING’S HEAD!!!!
Stew-O: CANNNNNADIANNN DESTROYER THROUGHHH THE BRIDGGEEDDD LADDDERRRRRRRRR!!! DRAKE’S GOTTA BE DEAD!
Deadprez: Elite may have just ended King’s career as he drilled his skull into the hardened steel of the ladder, breaking it in half as both men have yet to move! The crowd on their feet as Rex looks at the rubble from the ring! Rex was the distraction Elite needed to get King through that ladder as King was currently concentrated on defending himself from McAllister’s offence before Elite came out of nowhere and drove him into the ladder.
Stew-O: Elite gingerly emerging from the debris while our medical doctor from ringside checks on the most-likely dead Drake King. REX RUNS THE ROPES!! AND EXPLODES ONTO CHRIS ELITE, BLASTING HIM INTO THE EDGE OF OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE WITH A BRUTAL WRECKING BALL DROPKICK!!
Deadprez: McAllister proceeds to gather Chris Elite into the ring as he quickly slides into the ring! REX HAS HIM IN HIS SIGHTS!!! ELITE ON SPAGHETTI LEGS, IN LA LA LAND AS HE LOOKS CLUELESS OF HIS SURROUNDINGS!! REX CHARGES INTO ELITE!! BOXXX OFFFICCCEE SMASHHHhHHHH!! ELITE CAUGHT HIM!!! ELITE COLLAPSES ONTO REX AS THE REFEREE GOES FOR THE COUNT!
Stew-O: NO!!! REX REACHES DEEP INSIDE TO LIFT HIS SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW ELITE WAS ABLE TO PULL OUT A BOX OFFICE SMASH. Elite completely exhausted from this match as Rex attempts to shake off the superkick from moments ago. Rex is rattled as Elite thinks of what to do next. Elite has exhausted everything from his arsenal tonight.
Deadprez: Elite now climbing to the top turnbuckle! Elite ascending to the place where he is most comfortable! Rex is laid out on the canvas! ELITE FLIPS!! SIIIXXX FIFFFTYYYY!!! REX GETS HIS KNEES UP!!! ELITE’S NECK GOES DRIVING INTO THE KNEES OF REX AS HE GRABS HIS NECK IN PAIN!! ELITE’S NECK COULD BE BROKEN AS REX QUICKLY SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES!!! FLOATS OVER ELITE….. REXXX EFFFECCCT!!! THE PATENTED EVEN FLOW DDT CONNECTS AS REX SLOWLY ROLLS HIM OVER FOR THE COVER!!
Stew-O: ELITE POWERS OUT!! ELITE GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!! REX CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! REX WAS FINALLY ABLE TO CONNECT WITH THE REX EFFECT, A MOVE THAT HAS WON HIM CHAMPIONSHIPS ALL AROUND THE WORLD, BUT IT WASN’T ENOUGH FOR CHRIS ELITE EVEN AFTER ALL THE HELL THESE THREE MEN HAVE BEEN THROUGH TONIGHT!
Deadprez: Rex continues to ask the referee for verification, but the answers do nothing but aggravate him even more. Drake King is still dead, being attended to by ringside as Rex is in the corner, pissed off and in disbelief. McAllister leans on the corner as he waits for Elite to get up to his feet. Rex with a look on desperation on his face! REX RUSHES INTO ELITE!! HE FLOATS OVER ONCE AGAIN.. REXX EFFECT!!
Stew-O: NO!!! ELITE MANAGES TO TURN IT INTO RANSOM!! THE ARM-TRAPPED CROSSFACE IS APPLIED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! REX HAS Stew-O: NOWHERE TO GO!! THERE IS NO ROPE BREAK AND HE IS FAR FROM REACHING THE ROPES! REX HAS THREE OPTIONS, PASS OUT, TAP OUT, OR FIGHT OUT OF IT, AND THAT THIRD OPTION SEEMS TO BE IMPOSSIBLE AT THIS MOMENT!
Deadprez: Rex continuing to yell in pain as Elite applies more torque to the neck! Elite distributing his entire leftover energy into this submission hold and it might lead him to victory! Elite could capture his victory via submission, but Rex McAllister is fighting through the pain! Rex is trying to cope with the pain, but sooner or later, that pain is going to overpower his heart and determination! He continues to slowly drag his body towards the ropes! Remember, Rex can’t use rope break to his advantage, so he’s gonna have to pull himself out of the ring! He has made little progress as Elite continues to add more pressure! This could be the last straw for The Rex Master!
Stew-O: Rex rolls him over, but ELITE REFUSES TO RELINQUISH THE SUBMISSION HOLD!! Rex rolled him over in an attempt to get out of the hold, but what he just did was restart the process! Elite has him in the same position from where he initially applied it and that was a huge mistake from Rex McAllister.
Deadprez: However, Rex with his unmatched fortitude, continuing to ignore the pain and fight through it. Rex using his strength by trying to release Elite’s arm to break the hold. It seems to be working as Rex is seconds away from getting out of the hold!!! CURBBB STOMPPPPPPP!!!!!! WHERE THE HELL DID KING COME FROM!!! KING CRUSHES ELITE’S HEAD ONTO REX AS CHRIS ROLLS OUT TO THE APRON!!
Stew-O: KING WITH A NEXT LEVEL FIRE IN HIS EYES AS PULLS REX UP TO HIS FEET! HE HOOKS BOTH ARMS…… MILLLLLEERRRRR LIGHHHHHTTT!!! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FACEBUSTER AS KING QUICKLY ROLLS HIM OVER AND HOOKS HIS LEGS!!
Deadprez: CHRIS ELITE!! CHRIS ELITE BARELY BREAKS UP THE PIN AS DRAKE IS IN SHOCK AS HE GETS UP! BUT BOX OFFICE SMASH!!! CHRIS BARELY HITS THE SUPERKICK ON DRAKE SENDING HIM OUT OF THE RING!!! CHRIS ELITE CLIMBS TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! REX MCALLISTER IS OUT ON THE CANVAS!!
Stew-O: YOUUU GOTTTTTTAAAA LOVVVEEEE ITTTTTTTT!! THE SIX FIFTY SENTON CONNECTS AS CHRIS ELITE GOES FOR THE COVER!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( ‘Odee’ by A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie hits to a herculean monsoon of boos as Chris Elite is down on the inside of the ring. Ahren Fournier quickly runs out to ringside and pulls Chris Elite out of the ring. Ahren carries Elite on his shoulders up on his feet as they make their way up the ramp. )
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNNER……. CHRRRISSSS ELLLLLLLITTTTTTEEEEE!!!
Deadprez: There are many words in the English dictionary to describe how amazing this match is, but in my opinion, the conclusive word is ‘Phenomenal’. The moment this triple threat was slated to happen tonight, not a single person had low expectations for it and they sure delivered.
Stew-O: This is probably one of the best Triple Threats I’ve ever seen and I have had the opportunity to commentate a lot of them in my career. With the help of this brother-in-arms, Chris Elite won this match from a landslide. But, you’ve got to give a hand to both Rex McAllister and Drake King.
Deadprez: Rex McAllister further proved why he is one of the best Elitists on the roster to date and Drake King demonstrated why he is a future World Champion. Well done to Chris Elite and what a contest!
(The camera fades elsewhere.)
(We return to the ring as we see Bella standing with a microphone in her hand.)
Bella Braxton: Our next match is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Bella Braxton: And it is a TAG TEAM MATCH!
(“The Joker” by New Year’s Day plays. The fans are on their feet and and going crazy as out walks Ms. Extreme herself. Her arms extend wide as she points at some rambunctious kids in the front row wearing her merch and holding up her sign as she begins to walk down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: FIRST, on her way to the ring…from Calabasas, California…weighing in at 135 pounds…THE RED QUEEN…MS. EXXXXXXXTREME!!!
Stew-O: Former EAW Pure Champion and one third of the Voltage team that won this year’s War Games, you can’t tell me that her and Andrea Valentine aren’t a solid team already.
DeadPrez: They maybe solid but they aint The Tag Team Champions!
(Ms. Extreme slides under the bottom rope and gets to her feet and poses a bit as her music begins to fade out. “Roll With Me” by Charli XCX blasts as all the fans go wild again. Andrea Valentine appears on stage with her Specialist title on her shoulders.)
Bella Braxton: AND HER PARTNER…hailing from Orlando, Florida…weighing in at 110 pounds…she is the reigning Specialist Champion…ANNNNNDREEEEAAA VAAAAAAALLLLENTINE!!!
DeadPrez: This young woman is the most dominant Specialist Champion I can ever remember. Valentine defended her title against Helena Merriman in a decisive win right before Territorial Invasion on Dynasty. She was also the captain of Team Voltage and she not only lead the team to victory but has positioned herself as one of the top performers in all of EAW!
Stew-O: Anybody that doesn’t take her and Ms. Extreme as threats likely hasn’t been paying attention to their illustrious careers. The longest reigning Pure Champion in Ms Extreme, former Openweight and two time Specialist Champion in Andrea Valentine. They are being called Extreme Valentine and I think they are being underestimated in this match up even with Tag Champions being their opponents.
(Andrea makes her way down the ramp as she waves her Specialist title high for the fans to see. She walks up the steel steps and enters the ring where Camille greats and hugs her to the delight of the crowd. Suddenly, the lights go out in the arena. A spotlight shines down to the stage as video package of a woman in the dark sits there twirling a chain, laughing. Suddenly the sound of a lion roars as the video then shows another woman in the shadows clenching her first. “No More” by Disturbed begins to play as “The Gypsy Moth” Minerva comes out slowly. Minerva is seen twirling her chain before she drops down to her knees. As the lights come on and the chorus to “No More” hits, we see Constance Blevins wearing her black cestus gloves with metal spikes, openly embracing the reaction they get as she stands above Minerva looking out into the crowd as they are greeted with a big mix of cheers, a few boos.)
Bella Braxton: “AND THEIR OPPONENTS…weighing in at a combined weight of 245 lbs…THEY ARE THE EAW UNIFIED WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…“The Absolved” Constance Blevins and “The Gypsy Moth” Minerva…. Heavenly Hell!”
Stew-O: Two of the most dominant members of any tag team I’ve ever seen, these two women still feel as if they do not get their just due and are always overlooked.
DeadPrez: I mean, they have a point. Both were used as cannon fodder last month as opponents for The Visual Prophet and Mr. Dedede’s rivalry and they definitely didn’t get enough credit for finishing off the last remains of Fatal Destiny. A win tonight against two members of the winning War Games team would put all the bright lights on Minerva and Constance and a loss her could possibly expose them to the world as not being worth the hype in the first place!
Stew-O: It is hard to downplay a champion let alone two of them. All four of these women are the most talented EAW has to offer and I expect a classic here tonight at Battle of Egypt!
(Minerva looks up at Constance who nods as the young Gypsy stands up and starts to walk down the aisle with Constance behind, both women look determined and show a sense of purpose. Ms Extreme and Andrea stand on the ring apron opposite the champs and watch as Heavenly Hell make their way down to the ring. They reach the apron, Minerva slides in and kneels in the middle of the ring taking off her hood while Constance straddles the ropes, she hops on and stands behind Minerva with her arm raised, covered in camera flashes and ready for their opponents.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: Minerva straddles the middle rope before getting herself situated on the ring apron outside as Camille hops the top rope and gets in the ring herself. Minerva and Andrea on the aprons and Ms. Extreme and Blevins in the ring as this match begins now!
DeadPrez: Constance and Camille lock up in the middle of the ring. Both women fight for leverage but Ms. Extreme gets a headlock on Constance after a bit of a struggle. Blevins is fighting her way out and hits her in the spine with several forearm strikes until she can wiggle away. Extreme charges Blevins and hits her with a shoulder block that sends Constance to the ground back first. Blevins rolls to her feet as Ms. Extreme runs to the ropes and bounces off of them. Camille runs right at Blevins who side steps and pushes her back to the ropes where Camille bounces off again and comes right back.
Stew-O: Extreme rushes again but Blevins wobbles her with a stiff forearm smash! A vicious maneuver that nearly takes Camille’s head off as she lands on her back. Blevins watches Ms. Extreme get back to her feet and she grabs her opponents wrist. She whips Camille towards her arm and SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE! Blevins levels the former Pure champion.
DeadPrez: WAIT! She isn’t done! She keeps that wrist locked and drags her back to her feet again and she whips her around once more and ANOTHER SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE DROPS MS. EXTREME AGAIN! Look! Wrist still locked as Minerva cheers on her partner! Constance drags Ms. Extreme off the ground again and has her set up for the third time. SHORT ARM CLOTHES-NO!!! DUCKS THE THIRD CLOTHESLINE AND FINDS HER WAY BEHIND CONSTANCE WITH HER HANDS AROUND HER WAIST!
Stew-O: WOW! GERMAN SUPLEX! RIGHT ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD AS CONSTANCE LANDS BADLY AFTER THAT QUICK COUNTER BY CAMILLE! Ms. Extreme rolls to her feet and holds the back of her neck as Constance tries to get up herself. Camille grabs the back of Blevins head and hooks her up under her arms and SNAP SUPLEX To the champion!
DeadPrez: Ms. Extreme is one of the greatest high flyers to ever lace up a pair of boots, for real. But, her ability to chain suplexes together with such variety is underrated. This girl can flat out wrestle, dog.
Stew-O: Flatout indeed, dog!
Stew-O: I had to get the feel, I had to get the feel! Back to the action as Ms. Extreme watches Constance try to get up again and locks her in a similar headlock from before except this time she stands straight up with Blevins head between her arms. TWIST OF FATE!
DeadPrez: NO! Blocked by Blevins as Constance shoves Ms. Extreme away as she turns to hit that cutter. Extreme runs to the ropes and LOOK! SHE JUMPS IN THE AIR! SHE BOUNCES OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE AND TWISTS HER BODY BEAUTIFULLY IN THE AIR AS SHE FLIES BACK AT CONSTANCE BLEVINS! SPRINGBOARD ARMDRAG FLIPS BLEVINS INSIDE OUT AS ANDREA HYPES UP HER PARTNER AFTER THAT INCREDIBLE COUNTER!
Stew-O: Blevins rolls around the ring as Ms. Extreme gets to a kneeling position. Blevins finds her way near the ropes and stares at Ms Extreme nodding at her with a smile on her face. Blevins gets to her feet and does a mock clap to her opponents as she makes her way to the center of the ring. Ms. Extreme gets towards the center as both women lock up again and this time Blevins gets her opponent in a headlock. Blevins has leverage but Ms. Extreme is overpowering her as she shoves her to the ropes. Constance goes bouncing off the ropes as she leaps in the air and SPINNING HEEL KICK-NO!
DeadPrez: No one is there! Blevins wrapper her arms around the ropes as Ms. Extreme expected her to rebound and get the brunt of that kick but not today! Ms. Extreme lands on her side but quickly gets back to her knees and this is where Constance has her caught! ROUNDHOUSE KICK! THE SOUND OF HER FOOT MEETING HER SKULL ECHOS AS THE CROWD WINCES AT THAT VIOLENT STRIKE! Camille is flat on her back and Blevins drops down for the pin!
Dead Prez: Got to do more than that, baby!
Stew-O: Kick out at two as Blevins gets up and grabs Ms. Extreme by both legs. Constance begins to drag her on her back to her corner as she looks over and tags in Minerva.
Stew-O: In comes the Gypsy Moth as Constance holds both legs of Ms. Extreme and keeps her flat on her back. CLOSED FIST DROP RIGHT TO THE HEAD FROM MINERVA TO MS. EXTREME AS THE REFEREE FORCES BLEVINS OUT OF THE RING! Minerva watches as Camille tries to roll out of the corner towards her partner and stalks her until she gets to the center of the ring. Minerva grabs a handful of her opponents hair and slowly drags her to her feet. Minerva begins to wave her free hand and mock Andrea Valentine who is begging to help her partner and tag in! As Minerva turns Ms. Extreme’s towards her
DeadPrez: FOREARM SHOT FROM MS. EXTREME HITS MINERVA RIGHT IN THE FACE! Ms. Extreme slaps away Minerva’s hand to free her hair from her grip and steps back a bit. She charges and YES! SPINNING HEEL KICK TO MINERVA! Both women hit the mat but the fresh Minerva quickly pops back up holding her lips checking for any signs of blood. Ms. Extreme is slowly getting up and tries to attack Minerva but EYE GOUGE! MINERVA POKES HER RIGHT IN THE EYES AND CUTS OFF HER OFFENSE! is on her feet holding her eyes with both hands as Minerva charges and LOU THESZ PRESSES ON TO THE FORMER PURE CHAMPION! Minerva mounts the grounded Ms. Extreme and is all over her!
Stew-O: Closed fist strikes to the face as the referee demands her to fight fair! Minerva looks at the referee and shakes her head at the official.
Minerva (off mic): What?! I can’t do that? What about this!
(Minerva presses both thumbs in to Camille’s eyes as she tries to blind her opponent.)
Stew-O: How wicked! This is an illegal move!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
(Minerva raises her hands and smirks as she avoids a disqualification.)
Minerva (off mic): Oh, can’t do that either? What about this?!
DeadPrez: MY GOD! MINERVA IS BITING MS. EXTREME’S FOREHEAD AS THE REFEREE TRIES TO PRY HER AWAY! MS.EXTREME IS STOMPING ON THE MAT BEFORE SHE MANAGES TO OVERPOWER MINERVA AND SHOVE HER OFF AND ROLL OVER! Minerva is smiling as she looks over at her partner cheer her on for that heinous string off illegal moves.
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme checks her forehead and looks more angry then in pain at the biting and eye gouging. Her eyes look about as red as her hair as Minerva rushes her. Minerva goes for a wild punch but Ms. Extreme ducks it. Minerva turns around as she finds her way behind her foe. Ms. Extreme hooks Minerva in a full Nelson! She is going for a Dragon Suplex!
DeadPre: BLOCKED BY MINERVA! Minerva slips out of the hold and throws a sick back elbow that connects right on the button to Ms. Extreme’s forehead! Ms. Extreme staggers back and Minerva turns to see her. Ms. Extreme throws a clothesline herself but Minerva avoids it herself. Minerva is behind Ms. Extreme and BACK RAKE! MINERVA DRAGS HER NAILS DOWN CAMILLE’S BACK! Camille screams from the pain as Minerva spins her back around so now they are face to face. Kick to the gut by Minerva and she hooks Camille’s leg and head and lifts her straight up!
Stew-O: SEEDS OF EVIL! FISHERMAN BUSTER DDT PLANTS MS. EXTREME RIGHT ON TO HER SKULL! Andrea screams for her partner as Minerva bridges the move and goes for the cover!
DeadPrez: Kick outright afternoon two! You can despise her dirty tactics but when she pulls big signature moves like that out of her bag, The Gypsy Moth is not to be fucked with, Stew!
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme displaying her fortitude by not staying down for the three count as Minerva grabs a handful of that red hair and drags her to Constance and her team’s corner again.
DeadPrez: In hops Blevins as she helps her partner get Camille to her feet. Minerva scoops and locks in a bear hug on to Ms. Extreme as Constance runs to the ropes and rushes back! CLOTHESLINE BY BLEVINS AS MS. EXTREME IS DROPPED DOWN ONCE AGAIN! Beautiful team work with the bear hug into a clothesline combo by Heavenly Hell right there as Andrea is looking anxious and concerned for her partner.
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme lives up to her name and can take a lot of punishment but this has been a two on one affair and the numbers game can and will humble everyone after a period of time. Blevins smiles as she lifts Camile back to her feet again. She drags her right back to the HH corner and tags Minerva back in!
DeadPrez: Both women join together and both hook Ms. Extreme up as they both stand to her side. DOUBLE SNAP SUPLEX DROPS CAMILLE AGAIN AND HEAVENLY HELL IS DISPLAYING THE TAG TEAM CHEMISTRY THAT MADE THEM TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
Stew-O: Minerva laughs as her and Constance stare down as Ms. Extreme looking worn down and holding her back in pain. Blevins stands on the apron and laughs as she begs for another tag. Minerva stomps on Camille and then rags in Blevins again!
DeadPrez: Blevins enters the ring again as she and her partner help Ms. Extreme up for a third time in a row. Blevins climbs to the turnbuckle and waits as Minerva scoops and lifts up and Extreme in the air. She passes the aching Ava sister to Blevins who is standing in the turnbuckle with her in a powerbomb position! This could be it! The double powerbomb! FROM HEAVEN TO HELL!!!
Stew-O: MY GOD! MY GOD!
DeadPrez: REVERSAL BY MS. EXTREME AS SHE HITS A HURRICANRANA OUT OF NOWHERE AND FLIPS BLEVINS INSIDE OUT AND TOSSES HER ACROSS THE RING! MS. EXTREME LANDS ON HER HANDS AND KNEES AND SEES MINERVA STARING AT HER IN COMPLETE DISBELIEF! Minerva is not the legal woman but she charges Ms. Extreme to avenge her partner! Minerva throws a clothesline but Camille ducks it and wraps her up in to a quick headlock!
Stew-O: TWIST OF FATE! THE TWISTING CUTTER LANDS AS BOTH MEMBERS OF HEAVENLY HELL AND MS. EXTREME ARE DOWN! Ms. Extreme is rolling on the mat searching for the tag to bring Andrea Valentine in to this incredible tag team bout! Minerva is directed out of the ring after being helped up by the referee as Blevins looks like she still doesn’t know what happened! Blevins gets to both knees and shakes her head before seeing Camille crawling towards Andrea Valentine! Andrea is feverish! She wants into this match desperately and Ms. Extreme is trying to make it to her! Ms. Extreme gets to her feet and reaches and
DeadPrez: SPEAR! Constance with the spear out of nowhere drops Ms. Extreme again! Camille is flat on her back! Blevins hooks the leg! Cover!
Stew-O: THE HEART OF MS. EXTREME WON’T LET THIS MATCH END AS CAMILLE KICKS OUT! Blevins looks beside herself but she doesn’t debate with the referee! Blevins slowly gets to her feet and grabs Ms. Extreme by the head and escorts her up. Blevins slaps the hell out of Constance before hooking her in to position!
Stew-O: NOOOO! THE CRADLE DDT THAT HAS ENDED MANY MATCHES IN THE PAST IS BLOCK AS MS. EXTREME HOPS OVER CONSTANCE BLEVINS HEAD AND RUNS TO THE RING ROPES! SHE BOUNCES OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE AND SPINS AROUND IN THE AIR! SPRINGBOARD DIVING CALF KICK CONNECTS AS BLEVINS IS KNOCKED DOWN AND BOTH WOMEN LAY IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!
DeadPrez: Battle of Egypt is seeing a match featuring four of the best women’s wrestlers in the world and one hasn’t even seen action yet! Minerva is on her feet on the apron as is Andrea! Both have their hands out begging for their partner to make a tag as Ms. Extreme is moving slowly towards freedom! Camille has been fighting both members of Heavenly Hell this whole time and needs to make a tag as LOOK! CONSTANCE LEAPS AND TAGS IN MINERVA AS CAMILLE KEEPS REACHING FOR HER PARTNER!
Stew-O: Minerva hops in and drops a mean elbow to Camile and stops her again from tagging out as fans boo her heavily! Minerva smiles as she mocks them and Andrea before turning back to Ms. Extreme. Minerva gets Ms. Extreme to her feet and WOW! SPINNING HEEL KICK OUT OF NOWHERE! Ms. Extreme cracks Minerva right on the chin!
DeadPrez: Minerva is down and holding her jaw as Camille turns and leaps to her corner! FINALLY!
Stew-O: Andrea Valentine rushes up on to the turnbuckle as Camille exits the ring and Minerva tries to get to her feet! Minerva looks up as Andrea leaps and SOARS LIKE A BIRD IN THE SKY! MISSILE DROPKICK HITS RIGHT ONTO THE GYPSY MOTH AS THE FRESH VALENTINE LOOKS TO BRING THIS MATCH HOME! Minerva rolls backwards and somehow gets back to her feet! Andrea is on her feet as she watches Minerva force the action with a missed lariat! SPINNING BACKFIST FROM VALENTINE ROCKS MINERVA! Minerva drops her hands to her side as Valentine grabs her wrist and irish whips the Tag Champ hard into the corner of the ring and she smashes back first to the turnbuckle!
DeadPrez: Andrea waves to the crowd with one finger high before she charges. HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW SMASH HITS! MINERVA’S HEAD SNAPS BACK BEFORE FALLING FORWARD!
Stew-O: Minerva rolls down and begins crawling to the center of the ring as Andrea is hyping the crowd and waiting for her to stand!
DeadPrez: WAIT! Blevins is entering the ring, Stew! The ref is waving to Andrea and pointing at Minerva and shaking her head! Andrea is confused but she turns and LIONESSPRIDE! THE PAIGE TURNER HITS AS BLEVINS INDEED IS THE LEGAL PARTICIPANT AND SHE SNEAK ATTACKS ANDREA! VALENTINE IS DOWN AND BLEVINS GOES FOR THE COVER!
Stew-O: VALENTINE GETS HER FOOT ON THE ROPES NEARBY AS SHE SURVIVES! What a sequence! Blevins slaps the mat as Minerva is laid face down in the ring apron and Ms. Extreme is getting her second wind on her side of the ring! Blevins gets up and looks pissed off as she begins stomping away at Andrea Valentine! Valentine is holding the ropes and trying to force her way up as Blevins keeps after her!
DeadPrez: SHOVE BY ANDREA AS SHE CATCHES CONSTANCE’S FOOT MID KICK! Blevins trips backwards and Andrea stands up. Blevins swings and Andrea catches her arm and spins her body around in to a standing straight jacket…
Stew-O: STRAIGHT JACKET INTO A DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER! Valentine drives those sharp knees right in to Blevins back as Constance rolls on the ground looking as hurt as can be following that! Blevins rolls to her stomach and pushes off the mat as she gets to one knee then another. Andrea sees this and goes for her next attack…
DeadPrez: VALENTINE’S MASSACRE! GOD IT HITS AND SHE PLANTS CONSTANCE BLEVINS ON THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Handstand Headscissors driver to the kneeling Blevins as Andrea watches her roll over to her back near the center of the ring! Andrea looks down at Constance with a smirk on her face.
Andrea Valentine (off mic): ROAAAAAR!!!
DeadPrez: SHES MOCKING BLEVINS WITH THAT LION ROAR!! Blevins tries to get up but a solid kick square to the face forces her to lay back down! Andrea turns to the empty corner and begins to scale it as Blevins tries to get to her feet! Andrea is perched high on that turnbuckle as Constance slowly begins to rise up! Blevins is standing woozy on both feet as Andrea looks to be ready to put this match away!
Stew-O: V-DAY! V-DAY! THE DIVING SOMERSAULT SEATED SENTON FLATTENS CONSTANCE BLEVINS AS ANDREA VALENTINE HOOKS ONE OF HER LEGS AND THE REF DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER!
DeadPrez: ITS OVER!
Stew-O: LOOK!!! LOOK!!!
Stew-O: IN THE RING!!! LOOK!!!
Stew-O: MINERVA SNEAKS IN AND HITS A KNEE RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF ANDREA’S FACE AND BREAKS UP THE PIN AS THE FANS BEGIN TO BOO! Minerva stands over Andrea as Valentine holds the side of her head and rolls on the ground! Minerva turns to check on her partner. Minerva turns around and LOOK! MS. EXTREME!!!
DeadPrez: SHE HOPS OUT OF HER CORNER, LEAPS IN THE AIR, SHE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES AND…SPRINGBOARD BULLDOG HITS TO MINERVA FROM CAMILLE! ALL FOUR WOMEN ARE DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!
Stew-O: All four women are down and out as the referee tries to make sense of this chaos! Minerva and Ms. Extreme get to their feet first! Camille rushes Minerva and CLOTHESLINE FROM MS EXTREME SENDS BOTH WOMEN FLIPPING OVER AND OUT IF THE RING AS THEY ARE DOWN RINGSIDE!
DeadPrez: Constance Blevins staggers to her feet as does Andrea Valentine. Constance tried to grab Andrea but Valentine kicks her right in the gut! Andrea has Blevins in her clutches and she- what?
(‘It Ain’t Safe’ by Skepta hits and the crowd immediately begins to boo as Andrea lets go of Constance before looking at the stage.)
Deadprez: WAIT, WHAT!? NO!! THAT’S, THAT’S CHARLIE MARR, THE EAW CHAMPION! CHARLIE MARR AND VEENA ADAMS! CHARLIE AND VEENA ARE WALKING DOWN THE RAMP! ANDREA IS LOOKING DOWN THE RAMP, AND YOU CAN SEE THE PUZZLED LOOK ON HER FACE! WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE? DOESN’T CHARLIE HAVE A MATCH TONIGHT?
Stew-O: LOOK! CONSTANCE TURNING ANDREA AROUND! LIONESSPRIDE!! THE LIONESSPRIDE CONNECTS THANKS TO THE DISTRACTION FROM CHARLIE MARR AND VEENA ADAMS, WHO HAVE CHEEKY GRINS ON THEIR FACES AS CONSTANCE IS GOING FOR THE COVER! CHARLIE AND VEENA WITH THE PERFECT DISTRACTION, THIS MATCH IS OVER!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Here are your winners… THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, HEEEAVVEENNLLYYYY HHHEEEEEEEEEEELL!!!!!
Stew-O: CHARLIE AND VEENA JUST COST MS. EXTREME AND ANDREA THE MATCH! These two teams were having such a great match, and Charlie and Veena just handed it to Constance and Minerva! Don’t get me wrong, they had a chance at winning this whole time, after all that’s why they’re tag champs, but I’m sure this isn’t how any of us wanted to see that one end!
Deadprez: I can’t exactly argue with you there Stew. This was a great match, but it possibly could’ve been even better had it not have been cut short by Charlie and Veena. Even so, Andrea should’ve kept her eyes on the prize. She chose to look down the ramp at Charlie and Veena, they didn’t touch her at all. In the end, Constance found an opportunity and took it, so congratulations to the Unified Tag Team Champions!
Stew-O: Yeah, I guess you’re right about that. Andrea should’ve paid attention to the match. She didn’t, and she got caught. Even so, congratulations to Constance Blevins and Minerva!
(‘No More’ hits as Constance Blevins slowly gets back to her feet. She has her hand raised by the referee, as does Minerva who re-enters the ring with the tag team Championships. Meanwhile, Andrea Valentine is laid out on the mat, and Ms. Extreme is seated at ringside, clearly furious as Charlie and Veena smile and slowly begin to walk away from ringside.)
(The camera cuts to Bella in the middle of the ring as the tension grows high for this matchup.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Met Gala” by Gucci Mane ft. Offset plays to booming cheers as Tyler Parker slowly makes his way out to the stage. He looks around at the crowd who absolutely adore him right now and responds with a smirk. He then starts to circle around the stage pumping the crowd up before making his way to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, from Atlanta Georgia, weighing in at 202 pounds… TYLER… PARKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Y’know when you look at the list of the greatest Elitists to ever grace the squared circle, Tyler Parker is very high up there on that list.
Stew-O: The heart of a lion. The golden liege who shot into mainstream success and became one of the most prolific faces of the 2010s decade. You name it, he’s done it. World Heavyweight Champion, Interwire Champion, the only man ever to hold the World Heavyweight and National Elite title simultaneously. He’s won Elimination Chambers, Electrified Cages, led his team to victory in War Games matches in back to back years. He’s competed in more War Games contests than any other Elitist in history.
Deadprez: The hits just keep on coming for that young man. It has taken him a very long time to get to the status he has right now and with that came rocky roads, hard work, and determination. Hes shown day in and day out that against all odds he can beat the best of the best.
(Tyler Parker jumps into the ring and goes to the top rope spreading his arms out as the crowd goes berserk for the Hall of Famer. He jumps down and starts to warm up as he walks around the ring and slowly takes off his leather jacket. He crouches down in his corner as “Met Gala” fades out and he starts to get ready)
(“Ultimate Battle” by ZENTA plays as the cheers keep going for Jamie O’Hara who makes his way onto the stage. He has a determined look on his face as he straightens his leather jacket and makes his way to the ring)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent, from Melbourne Australia, weighing in at 190 pounds… THE ASCENDED MASTER, JAMIE…O’HARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Jamie O’Hara is a man on a mission tonight. He’s out to prove a point, he’s out to do what was thought of as near impossible, and that’s beating Tyler Parker.
Stew-O: I think it’s safe to say this has been a dream match, both of these competitors are out to stake a claim, to finally answer that question once and for all, who is the true face of Elite Answers Wrestling?
(Jamie O’Hara goes onto the apron, he stands there for a moment before going to the top rope where he spreads his arms out wide as lights flash repeatedly. He turns and jumps off the top rope only to be met by the cold look of Tyler Parker as “Ultimate Battle” fades out. Both of them can’t keep their eyes off each other for even a moment as the crowd cheers before the match even starts. They slowly start to circle around as the bell rings)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: Here we go as this highly anticipated match is underway! Jamie and Tyler stare down each other as this is a match both of them have been anticipating for weeks! Jamie and Tyler explode out of their corners and start to circle around looking to lock up to start the match! THEY LOCK UP! Tyler taking an early advantage as he’s slowly starting to push Jamie as none of them are giving in for a minute! JAMIE SLIDING UNDER TYLER AND PULLING HIM DOWN FROM BELOW! Jamie going for a headlock- BUT TYLER ROLLING OUT OF THE WAY AND LUNGING AT JAMIE! JAMIE GETTING TO A KNEE BEFORE TYLER CAN DO ANYTHING! Tyler shaking it off as he gets up and both of them start to circle around again. Lock up! Tyler with the slight weight advantage pushing Jamie into the corner. The Ref forcing the break as Tyler steps back-
Stew-O: JAMIE GRABBING TYLER AND THROWING HIM INTO THE CORNER! KNIFE EDGE CHOP! Tyler caught by surprise as he falls onto his knees. Jamie shoving him right back into the corner! ANOTHER ONE! Jamie keeping him up though! ONE MORE- NO TYLER DUCKS UNDER AND RUNS TO THE ROPES! CLOTHESLINE- NO JAMIE DUCKS UNDER AND BREAKS INTO A RUN! TYLER GOING FOR A DROPKICK- JAMIE GRABBING THE ROPES! NOBODY HOME! Both of them staring a hole into each other!
Deadprez: WAIT! TYLER RUNNING AND SLIDING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE! JAMIE CAUGHT BY SURPRISE AS HE TURNS AROUND BUT TYLER IS ALREADY PULLING HIM OUT OF THE RING! TYLER THROWING JAMIE INTO THE STEEL STEPS- NO JAMIE STOPPING TYLER PUTTING HIS FOOT ON THE STEEL STEPS! JAMIE WITH AN ELBOW TO TYLER AS HE THROWS HIM INTO THE RING! Jamie taking a breath before he rolls into the ring- TYLER GRABBING JAMIE! ELEVATED DDT!
Stew-O: Jamie certainly felt that as he sits up grabbing his head and Tyler right now is wasting no time bringing Jamie up to his feet! Tyler grabbing Jamie by the head! KNEE TO THE GUT! Jamie crouches over but Tyler bringing him up again! ANOTHER ONE! Jamie moving back as Tyler runs to him- SUPERKICK BY JAMIE STOPPING TYLER RIGHT IN HIS TRACKS! JAMIE WITH A! DISCUS LARIAT-
Deadprez: TYLER BLOCKS IT! JUMPING CUTTER- NO JAMIE PUSHES TYLER AVOIDING IT! LARIAT! TYLER STEPPING BACK! BUT HE HITS ONE OF HIS OWN! JAMIE SWINGING FOR THE FENCES BUT TYLER DUCKS UNDER! DROP TOE HOLD! This fight goes to the ground as Tyler tries to lock in a submission BUT JAMIE KICKING HIM IN THE FACE! HE TURNS AROUND AND GRABS TYLER’S LEG! KNEEBAR!!! TYLER REACHING OUT TO THE ROPES BUT JAMIE HAS IT LOCKED IN TIGHT! Tyler trying to find a way out of it! Tyler barely turning over to his back! TYLER SLAMMING HIS LEG DOWN ON JAMIE LOOSENING THE HOLD! TYLER EASILY SLIPPING OUT NOW! TYLER SLAMMING HIS FOOT RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF JAMIE O’HARA!!!
Stew-O: Tyler taking his time pulling Jamie up! BUT JAMIE FIGHTING BACK! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! JAMIE PUSHING TYLER INTO THE CORNER AS HE UNLOADS ON HIM WITH MULTIPLE PUNCHES! TYLER TRYING TO FIGHT BACK BUT THE FIGHTING SPIRIT OF JAMIE O’HARA IS TOO MUCH FOR HIM! The Ref finally intervening to create some distance between Jamie and Tyler. BUT JAMIE ISN’T DONE! SHOTGUN DROPKICK PUSHING TYLER RIGHT BACK INTO THE CORNER! Tyler not down for long though as he’s right back up but JAMIE! PUMPHANDLE LUNGBLOWER! GALACTIC BUSTER BY JAMIE O’HARA. JAMIE GOING FOR THE PIN WHAT A BURST OF ENERGY FROM THE ACE OF EAW!!!
Deadprez: TYLER KICKS OUT! Jamie expected that as he grabs him by the head! STIFF PUNCH! JAMIE LANDING FIST AFTER FIST DOWN ON HIM- TYLER RETALIATING BACK! TYLER WITH MULTIPLE FIST TO THE HEAD OF JAMIE AS BOTH OF THEM ARE LOCKED IN AN INTENSE BACK AND FORTH! TYLER PUSHING HIM OVER TO THE GROUND! KNEE STRIKES TO THE HEAD! JAMIE HOLDING ONTO THE ROPES FOR DEAR LIFE AS TYLER RAMS HIS KNEE INTO THE SIDE OF JAMIE’S HEAD! Tyler moving back BUT NOT FOR LONG! BASEBALL SLIDE BY TYLER PARKER SENDING JAMIE O’HARA OUT OF THE RING!!! Jamie stirring up on the outside as Tyler is steadying himself on the apron. What is he thinking!?!? TYLER! CROSSBODY OFF THE APRON TO JAMIE!!!
Stew-O: Jamie is down as Tyler kips up and the crowd goes wild! Jamie starting to crawl up as Tyler waits for him! TYLER SLAMMING JAMIE’S FACE ONTO THE APRON! Tyler throwing him into the ring as he’s on the apron! TYLER GOES UP TO THE TOP ROPE- NO JAMIE PUSHES HIM LEAVING HIM STUNNED! Jamie trying to hold onto Tyler and get to the top rope here. Jamie landing punch after punch down on Tyler as Tyler is trying his best to push him away! Tyler falling limp HIS HEAD ON THE TOP OF THE RINGPOST! JAMIE! WHAT IS HE DOING?!?! HE’S STABILIZING HIMSELF AS HE STANDS ON THE TOP ROPE WITH TYLER LAYING DOWN ON IT! THIS ISN’T SAFE!!! DOUBLE FOOT STOMP CRUSHING TYLER’S HEAD!!! BOTH OF THEM TUMBLE TO THE OUTSIDE AGAIN!!! BOTH OF THEM ARE OUT COLD! THE REF IS STARTING TO COUNT!!!
Deadprez: Jamie showing signs of life as he tries to crawl to someplace for leverage!
Stew-O: JAMIE IS UP! Jamie still holding onto the barricade as Tyler is crawling!
Deadprez: WAIT! TYLER IS UP! WHAT IS HE THINKING?!? TYLER RAMMING JAMIE RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE!!!
Stew-O: THIS MATCH MIGHT END IN A DOUBLE COUNTOUT! TYLER IS UP!!! HE BARELY CAN EVEN ROLL INTO THE RING!!
Deadprez: JAMIE’S IN! JAMIE’S IN! THE STAMINA OF JAMIE O’HARA IS LEAVING TYLER IN SHOCK! JAMIE SLOWLY GETTING UP BUT TYLER ISN’T LETTING HIM! WHAT IS HE THINKING?!?! BLACK CHAPTER!!! SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK CONNECTS!
Stew-O: BUT WAIT! JAMIE IS STILL UP! HE’S SHAKING IT OFF AS HE FOCUSES ON TYLER! TYLER UNWINDING ON HIM WITH PUNCHES AND STRIKES BUT JAMIE O’HARA IS UNPHASED! TYLER PARKER! JUMPING CUTTER- JAMIE O’HARA SHOVING HIM AWAY! TYLER STUMBLING TO THE GROUND BUT HE QUICKLY GETS UP! GUT KICK! TYLER TRYING TO PUSH JAMIE CLOSER TO THE ROPES! IRISH WHIP OFF THE ROPES! CLOTHESLINE! JAMIE FALLS!!! BUT! HE’S STILL GETTING UP!
Deadprez: TYLER PARKER IS LEFT IN ABSOLUTE SHOCK! Tyler pulling him up! HE’S ABOUT TO GO FOR ACROSS THE PARK- BUT JAMIE SLIPPING OUT! SLINGBLADE!!! JAMIE O’HARA WITH ANOTHER RUSH OF ADRENALINE AS HE GETS UP! JAMIE! DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! NO! TYLER ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! TYLER QUICKLY PULLING HIMSELF UP USING THE ROPES AS JAMIE RUNS TO HIM! TYLER PULLING THE ROPES DOWN AS JAMIE FALLS OVER AND ONTO THE APRON! Jamie with a forearm forcing Tyler back! BUT TYLER ISN’T LETTING UP! TYLER PUNCHING JAMIE RIGHT BACK! TYLER ON THE APRON AS HE GRABS A STUNNED JAMIE O’HARA! ACROSS THE PARK OFF THE APRON!!! THE ROLLING CUTTER CONNECTS AS BOTH OF THESE COMPETITORS ARE LAUNCHED OFF THE APRON AND ONTO THE FLOOR! HOLY SHIT!!!
Stew-O: Tyler leaning against the apron for a moment before rolling a completely knocked out Jamie O’Hara into the ring. What else could be done to inflict more damage on Jamie O’Hara?!?! TYLER IS ON THE TOP ROPE! NO! GENKI CANNON!!! TYLER HITTING JAMIE WITH HIS OWN DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! TYLER GOING FOR THE PIN! NOT LIKE THIS!!!
Deadprez: JAMIE O’HARA KICKS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!!! TYLER PARKER IS IN SHOCK! Tyler slamming his fist into the ground as he doesn’t know what to do now! Jamie slowly starting to crawl up as Tyler leans in the corner. Tyler pulling Jamie up in a headlock! DDT- NO! JAMIE LIFTING TYLER OVER HIS HEAD AND ONTO THE MAT!!! Jamie falling to a knee as Tyler is clutching his back. Tyler rolling up as Jamie gets a head start and grabs him! BUT TYLER GOING BEHIND JAMIE! GERMAN SUPLEX! Tyler rolling through keeping a hold of Jamie! ANOTHER ONE! Tyler rolling through once more as he struggles to lift Jamie up! ONE MORE! Jamie stunned as he quickly stirs up to his feet not knowing what’s about to happen! ON THE CROSS-
Stew-O: JAMIE SLIDING OFF BEFORE TYLER CAN DROP HIM DOWN INTO A CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB INTO A NECKBREAKER! TYLER TURNS AS JAMIE RUNS TO THE ROPES! JAMIE WITH A STIFF KICK AIMING FOR TYLER’S KNEES! JAMIE SLAMMING HIS FOOT AGAINST THE BACK OF TYLER’S KNEE NOW FORCING HIM DOWN! JAMIE SLAMMING HIS ARM NOW RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF TYLER’S HEAD! BUT TYLER DUCKS UNDER ONE OF THEM AS JAMIE STUMBLES FORWARD LEAVING AN OPPORTUNITY AS TYLER PULLS JAMIE DOWN BY HIS LEGS! FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK! Jamie winces in pain for a moment before crawling to the ropes with a determined look on his face but the ropes are just too far! Jamie trying to turn Tyler around but Tyler’s got the hold locked in just too good for him to counter! JAMIE THOUGH SCRATCHING AND CLAWING TO GET TO THE ROPES-
Deadprez: TYLER LETTING GO OF THE HOLD AND PULLING HIM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! HE LOCKS THE FIGURE FOUR BACK IN! JAMIE SCREAMING IN PAIN AS HE’S JUST TRYING TO PRY TYLER PARKER’S LEG OFF HIM NOW! JAMIE’S CHANCES OF WINNING ARE SLOWLY FADING AWAY AS HE CAN’T SEEM TO ESCAPE THE FIGURE FOUR! BUT WAIT! HE’S STARTING TO TURN! TYLER PARKER’S EXPRESSION CHANGES IN A HEARTBEAT AS HIS EYES WIDEN! JAMIE SLOWLY TURNING AS TYLER IS TRYING TO TURN IT BACK! JAMIE TURNS! THE FIGURE FOUR IS LOCKED ON TYLER! TYLER QUICKLY SCATTERING AWAY THOUGH BUT NOT BEFORE JAMIE GRABS HIM AND PULLS HIM UP TO HIS FEET! SINGLE UNDERHOOK BRAINBUSTER!!! TYLER IS DOWN AS JAMIE ROLLS HIMSELF INTO A PIN ATTEMPT!!!
Stew-O: TYLER POWERS OUT! Jamie sits right up as a bit of frustration is starting to show on his face. Jamie turning and grabbing Tyler- TYLER ROLLING THROUGH! SUPLEX! BOTH JAMIE AND TYLER ARE DOWN! Jamie is left in confusion as Tyler is bringing himself up! Tyler bringing Jamie up by both arms what is he thinking of doing! TYLER SLAMMING HIS FOOT RIGHT ON THE CHEST OF JAMIE SLAMMING HIM BACK DOWN TO THE MAT! Jamie trying to escape but Tyler is dragging him to the center of the ring! ELBOW DROP! Jamie clutches his gut as Tyler goes for ANOTHER ONE-
Deadprez: NO! JAMIE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS TYLER GETS UP ONTO HIS KNEES AND JAMIE KIPS UP! KNEE TO THE FACE OF TYLER PARKER KNOCKING HIM DOWN!!! Jamie wasting no time keeping him up! IN EXCELSIS! RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE CONNECTS AS TYLER CRUMBLES TO THE GROUND!!! JAMIE GOING FOR THE PIN AS THIS MIGHT BE IT!!!
Stew-O: TYLER KICKS OUT! JAMIE IS LEFT WITH HIS MOUTH WIDE OPEN AS TYLER PERSISTS ON AND THIS MATCH CONTINUES!!! Jamie doesn’t know what to do as he gets to his feet! Tyler left in pain as he’s left on the edge of consciousness at the moment. Jamie stumbling up to the top rope right now as I think he’s going for the GENKI CANNON! GENKI CANNON CONNECTS- WAIT! TYLER WAS PLAYING POSSUM! HE LEAPS OFF THE ROPES! SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK KNOCKING JAMIE DOWN IN MID AIR!!!
Deadprez: Both of them are down on the mat as I think that was their last stretch of energy for the time being. Tyler slowly opening his eyes as he grabs a hold of the ropes! Tyler walking quickly over to Jamie- JAMIE TACKLING TYLER! AND THEY’RE OFF! BOTH OF THEM ARE KNOCKING EACH OTHER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH PUNCHES AS THERE SEEMS TO BE NO BREAK IN THIS MATCH! Tyler getting the advantage as he quickly pushes Jamie before he can retaliate! JAMIE TRYING TO PUSH OVER BUT TYLER JAMS HIS FIST RIGHT INTO HIS FACE STOPPING HIM! Jamie is stunned as Tyler pulls him up! JUMPING CUTTER! Jamie falls to the ground and quickly sits up as Tyler steps back! KICK TO THE BACK OF JAMIE O’HARA! Tyler bringing Jamie up once more before he can even get a breath in! SUPLEX- NO JAMIE WITH A KNEE FORCING TYLER TO BRING HIM BACK DOWN! Jamie with a solid knee doubling Tyler over! Jamie running to the ropes as Tyler thinks he has him! NO! JAMIE WITH A SLINGBLADE RIGHT IN TIME KNOCKING TYLER DOWN!!!
Stew-O: Jamie getting right up and falling into the corner as he runs! DOUBLE FOOT STOMP KEEPING TYLER DOWN! Tyler still going getting up slowly! JAMIE WITH A SUPERKICK- NO! TYLER DUCKING AND GRABBING JAMIE! GERMAN SUPLEX- NO! JAMIE LANDING ON HIS FEET AND MOVES BACK! LEG LARIAT- NO! TYLER DUCKS UNDER! TYLER! KNIFE EDGE CHOP! JAMIE RETALIATING BACK WITH ONE OF HIS OWN! JAMIE GOING FOR A KICK! TYLER KICKING JAMIE’S LEG AWAY! JAMIE SPINNING! DISCUS LARIAT- TYLER DUCKS UNDER! TYLER LIFTING JAMIE UP FROM BELOW! CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB POSITION! TYLER DROPS JAMIE INTO A NECKBREAKER!!! ON THE CROSS CONNECTS AS TYLER QUICKLY GOES FOR THE PIN WITH A SMIRK ON HIS FACE!!!
Deadprez: JAMIE KICKS OUT! Tyler Parker’s face turning to anger as he gets up to his feet and grabs Jamie by the head! TYLER SLAMMING HIS FIST INTO THE HEAD OF JAMIE O’HARA! WHAT IS HE THINKING! TYLER RAKING JAMIE’S FOREHEAD! The Ref trying to quickly intervene splitting the both of them up! Tyler steps back for a moment as blood starts to rush down the head of Jamie’s head! TYLER GOING RIGHT FOR JAMIE AGAIN STOMPING DOWN ON HIM AS THE REF BACKS OFF! Tyler bringing Jamie up to his knees as he nails him with forearm with no remorse! Jamie barely pushing him away but Tyler runs at him! KICK- NO JAMIE COLLAPSES UNDER IT AS HE BARELY GETS UP AS TYLER TURNS AROUND AND RUNS TOWARDS HIM! JAMIE MOVING OUT OF THE WAY AND THROWING TYLER ONTO THE APRON!!!
Stew-O: Jamie joining Tyler on the apron as he nails punch after punch on Tyler! Tyler trying to grab Jamie but Jamie has him! JAMIE RAMMING TYLER RIGHT ONTO THE RINGPOST!!! Tyler left stunned as Jamie grabs him and pulls him to the center of the apron! DESTINATION FUCKED! TRIANGLE CANADIAN DESTROYER ON THE APRON SENDING TYLER TUMBLING DOWN TO RINGSIDE! Jamie barely grabbing a hold of the middle rope as he stays on it. HE’S GOING TO THE TOP ROPE! JAMIE STEADYING HIMSELF AS HE SLOWLY STANDS AND THE CROWD CHEERS IN ANTICIPATION! GENKI CANNON TO THE OUTSIDE!!! DOUBLE FOOT STOMP IMPALES TYLER RIGHT IN THE CHEST!!!
Deadprez: Jamie O’Hara barely getting up as he rolls Tyler into the ring and rolls in himself. The fact that Tyler can even get to his knees right now is astonishing! JAMIE RUNNING AT TYLER! IN EXCELSIS- NO TYLER MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OF THE RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE AS JAMIE GETS TRAPPED IN THE ROPES! TYLER GRABBING JAMIE! ACROSS THE PARK!!! ACROSS THE PARK!!! ROLLING CUTTER CONNECTS AS JAMIE O’HARA IS OUT! TYLER QUICKLY CRAWLING IN DESPERATION TO MAKE THE PIN! HE PUTS HIS ARM ON JAMIE PIN ATTEMPT!!!
Stew-O: JAMIE! JAMIE O’HARA HAS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES AS THE REF NOTICES RIGHT ON TIME!!! Tyler sits up and he immediately starts arguing with the Ref as he can’t believe it! Jamie trying to slowly get up as the Ref waste no time going to check on him! TYLER REELING BACK- JAMIE WITH A FOREARM BEFORE TYLER CAN DO ANYTHING!!! BUT TYLER NAILING JAMIE WITH A STIFF FOREARM BACK! Jamie falling to a knee as Tyler grabs him by the head! TYLER SPITTING IN THE FACE OF JAMIE! WAIT! JAMIE SPITS BACK!
Jamie O’Hara (Off-Mic): Fuck…you…cunt…
Deadprez: JAMIE PULLING TYLER DOWN BY THE LEGS! DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! Jamie stumbles up as Tyler grabs a hold of the ropes! JAMIE PULLING TYLER UP! SUPLEX! JAMIE PULLING TYLER UP QUICKLY! FRANKENSTEINER- NO! TYLER KEEPING JAMIE UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! BUT JAMIE PUNCHING DOWN ON HIS HEAD! JAMIE JUMPING OFF TYLER’S SHOULDERS! METEORA!!! Tyler knocked down as Jamie stumbles to a knee! Tyler trying to grab Jamie and pull him down but he’s too weak at this point in the match! Jamie up to his feet as he kicks Tyler around a bit trying to catch his breath before pulling him up to his feet. SINGLE UNDERHOOK BRAINBUSTER-
Stew-O: TYLER DROPPING HIS WEIGHT!!! Jamie forced to pull him down as TYLER SWEEPS HIS LEG! Tyler still keeping a hold of the leg taking advantage! LEG DDT!!! Jamie grabbing at his leg as Tyler is wasting no time bringing him up! JAMIE FIRING WITH A PUNCH TO TYLER! Tyler stumbles back as Jamie falls to his knees! JAMIE PUNCHING TYLER IN THE GUT! Tyler forced to lean against the ropes as Jamie O’Hara is persisting with his attack! TYLER NAILING HIM WITH AN AXE HANDLE! BUT JAMIE IS UP! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! TYLER WHIPS HIS HEAD BACK AS HE’S PUSHES AGAINST THE ROPES! JAMIE KNEEING TYLER IN THE GUT MULTIPLE TIMES BEFORE STEPPING BACK! JOHN WOO DROPKICK!!! THE FRONT DROPKICK BOUNCING TYLER OFF THE ROPES AND TO THE GROUND!!! Tyler crawling as he can’t seem to give up! JAMIE RUNNING! JUMPING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE BACK OF TYLER’S HEAD!!!
Deadprez: Jamie pulling Tyler up once more- TYLER WITH A GUT KICK! TYLER PULLING JAMIE IN! POWERBOMB- NO JAMIE PUNCHING TYLER BEFORE HE CAN LET HIM CONNECT! Tyler trying to aimlessly walk around as Jamie is still punching away! TYLER! TYLER THROWS JAMIE OUT OF THE RING!!! Tyler realizing what he’s done with a smirk as he rolls out of the ring and rolls Jamie into the ring who is out cold. PIN ATTEMPT BY TYLER THIS COULD BE IT!!!
Stew-O: JAMIE KICKS OUT!!! Tyler slamming the mat as he doesn’t know what to do to keep Jamie O’Hara down for the count! Tyler staggers up as Jamie is being checked on by the Ref. Tyler holds Jamie up by the chin as he stares him dead in the eyes!
Jamie O’Hara (Off-Mic): I’M A BLOODY LEDGE!!!
Deadprez: JAMIE GOING OFF ON TYLER AS HE LAYS HIM DOWN WITH PUNCHES AND KICKS! TYLER DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO AS HE’S TRYING TO RETREAT! JAMIE! STOMP RIGHT TO THE FACE OF TYLER PARKER STUNNING HIM! JAMIE ROLLING UP! PENALTY KICK TO THE BACK OF TYLER’S HEAD! JAMIE KEEPING HIM UP THOUGH! GALACTIC BUSTER!!! PUMP HANDLE LUNGBLOWER CONNECTS! TYLER STILL UP AS JAMIE SEES THAT! IN EXCELSIS!!! TYLER FALLS TO A KNEE BUT JAMIE PULLS HIM UP!!! STARDUST BREAKER-
Stew-O: HOW DID TYLER PARKER SLIDE OUT OF THE RIPCORD KNEE!!! TYLER GRABBING JAMIE! HE’S GOING FOR ACROSS THE PARK- NO! JAMIE MANEUVERS OUT OF IT! JUMPING KNEE TO THE BACK OF TYLER’S HEAD! TYLER FALLS AGAIN AS JAMIE RUNS THE ROPES! FRONT DROPKICK!!! TYLER FALLS RIGHT TO THE GROUND AS JAMIE BRINGS HIM UP AND IRISH WHIPS HIM! TYLER GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT JAMIE DUCKS AS TYLER REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES! SLINGBLADE!!!
Deadprez: JAMIE SLAMMING HIS FIST RIGHT IN THE HEAD OF TYLER MAKING SURE HE STAYS DOWN! TYLER BARELY FIGHTING BACK THOUGH AS HE SLOWLY GETS UP! JAMIE FIGHTING HARDER AND HARDER BUT TYLER IS UP! HE PUSHES JAMIE’S FOREARM AWAY! JAMIE GOING FOR A SUPERKICK- TYLER MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! HE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES!!! BLACK CHAPTER! SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK CONNECTS! WAIT!
Stew-O: JAMIE IS UP ON HIS FEET! AND HE LOOKS FURIOUS! TYLER SPRINGBOARDING OFF THE ROPES AGAIN- JAMIE CATCHING HIM IN MID-AIR WITH A SUPERKICK!!! JAMIE KEEPING HIM UP AS HE GOES BEHIND TYLER! RIPCORD KNEE!!! STARDUST BREAKER CONNECTS!!! TYLER CRUMBLES TO THE FLOOR AS JAMIE GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Ultimate Battle” plays to endless cheers as the Ref helps Jamie up and raises his hand in victory. Jamie ultimately collapses back down and takes a breath as he looks around the arena at the sea of people who are cheering for the Ace of EAW as he gives off a smile)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner, JAMIE O’HARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: :wow: What a match out of both of these competitors. They gave it their all to stake a claim tonight but ultimately it was Jamie O’Hara who came out on top.
Stew-O: This must be such a monumental win for him and proves a lot coming out of this dream matchup. One man’s time is up, another one starts, and that’s certainly no exception here tonight in Suez. Tyler might have a few more rounds left in him but Jamie O’Hara still has a long time before he’s taken down from the top of the mountain. A job well done from The Ace here on this historic night.
(Jamie slowly goes up to the top rope raising two arms in the air as Tyler Parker sits in the corner watching him celebrate. Jamie continues his celebration up the ramp and eventually makes his final wave to the audience. Jamie then gives Tyler Parker a slight nod of respect, and exits through the curtain after another moment.. “Ultimate Battle” dies down shortly after.)
(This leaves Tyler Parker in the ring alone. A whirlwind of emotions go through him, as he finally musters enough inside of himself to pull himself to his feet, still showing signs of damage from the match. He stands before the sold out audience with a face that tells the entire story.)
Crowd: THANK YOU TYLER! :clap:
THANK YOU TYLER! :clap:
THANK YOU TYLER! :clap:
THANK YOU TYLER! :clap:
THANK YOU TYLER! :clap:
THANK YOU TYLER! :clap:
THANK YOU TYLER! :clap:
( Tyler looks around, nodding. He is met with a flurry of “PLEASE DON’T GO” chants and “ONE MORE ROUND” chants – which strikes a chord with him. A smile of acceptance comes on his face, and Tyler takes several bows for each side of the ring. He receives a standing ovation, and the audience throws a bundle of roses to his feet. )
Stew-O: What may be a final bow from one of the most prolific names in the history of this company. A leader, a trailblazer, a symbol of heroism in this business. An inspiration to so many, and an exemplary figure.
Deadprez: If this is truly it, then thank you Tyler. You earned it every step of the way.
( Tyler Parker limps to the apron, and steps through the ring. He removes the tape wrapped around his hands and slaps five with fans at ringside on his way to the ramp. The crowd continues chanting “THANK YOU TYLER!” and he continues his way up the ramp until the camera fades away. )
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Smells like Teen Spirit’ by Nirvana hits and the crowd explodes as Cage makes his way out to the stage. This is the first match Cage has had in months, so the reaction was completely positive for him as he began looking around the arena at the cheering audience. Shortly after, Cage starts to walk down to the ring as Bella Braxton begins her introduction.)
Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring.. From Edmonton, Alberta Canada… Weighing in at 227 pounds…. CAAAAAAAAAGGGEEE!!!!!!
Stew-O: We haven’t seen this man in a long time, so it’s no wonder that he’s getting such a reaction from these fans! Last time we saw him, he lost in his match against Vic Venom, before being furthermore attacked by Drake King. None of us knew if he’d even be able to wrestle again, but here we are at Battle of Egypt, Cage versus the Visual Prophet!
Deadprez: Cage is a two time world champion. Three time tag champ. Former Interwire Champ. There’s no way he was gonna stay down for long. Cage has a very talented individual as his opponent in the form of Viz, but we both know that Cage’s career has been filled with wins people didn’t expect from him.
Stew-O: You’re right about that, but I don’t think Cage cares whether or not the odds are on his side. Right now he has a match he wants to win, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he does just that.
(‘Another One Bites the Dust’ by Queen hits, but the Visual Prophet doesn’t appear. Instead, gold sparkles begin to fall around the arena, and are shot into the crowd as the theme plays. After a few seconds of waiting though, the Visual Prophet is seen wearing a head wrap and Egyptian themed clothing, alongside Nina Dobrev who is wearing an attire to match the Visual Prophet. The crowd has a largely mixed reaction, as the Visual Prophet slowly makes his way down to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent… From Detroit, Michigan… Weighing in at 230 pounds…. THE VISSUUAAALLLL PRROOOPPHEEETTT!!!!!!
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet at Territorial Invasion unfortunately came up short against Mr. DEDEDE in a match for the Answers World Championship, a match that ironically was supposed to be in his favor as Nina Dobrev was the referee. As it turns out, Viz found out just how difficult it truly is facing Gawd.
Deadprez: Yep. Now, he takes on another multi-time World Champion. The Visual Prophet and Cage, these two men are polar opposites and it’ll be interesting to see how these two go about beating each other. Both of them are incredibly talented, and in such a short time it’s debatable that Viz is already on the level of Cage. Of course, that part we’re gonna have to see for ourselves.
(‘Another One Bites the Dust’ slowly fades out as the Visual Prophet slowly, gets in the ring, as Nina makes her way backstage. As the Visual Prophet gets in the ring, he poses in the center of it and begins to gyrate his hips as a large amount of fireworks go off. After the fireworks finish, Viz stops the posing and gyrating before backing into his corner of the ring, allowing the match to begin.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: And this match is now underway! The Visual Prophet versus Cage, this is going to be a good one! The two men are staring a hole into one another, and you can just feel the energy coming from these two as the crowd is as loud as ever! Neither man has even made a move yet but even so, I’m sure this is a match that’s going to steal the show! The two men slowly beginning to walk towards each other- but it’s Viz who rolls out of the ring, sporting a grin as he begins to carelessly walk around the ring! Cage seems frustrated at the fact that Viz rolled out of the ring, but instead of chasing after him it seems like he’s gonna wait for him to get back into the ring! Surely Cage knows that Viz wouldn’t want to take a count out loss just like that!
Deadprez: Viz now climbing onto the apron, as it seems Cage had Viz figured out! Viz now slowly entering through the ropes- BUT CAGE CHARGES AT HIM AND BLASTS HIM WITH A KNEE LIFT INTO THE MIDSECTION! VIZ WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD AND NOW CAGE IS BRINGING THE FIGHT TO HIM AS VIZ IS FORCED INTO THE CORNER! VIZ IS TRYING TO DEFEND HIMSELF BUT HE’S CLEARLY HAVING DIFFICULTY IN DOING SO AS CAGE IS SWINGING HARD HITTING LEFTS AND RIGHTS INTO VIZ! VIZ NOW PUSHING CAGE AWAY, BUT CAGE CHARGES RIGHT BACK TOWARDS VIZ!
Stew-O: NO! CAGE RUNS RIGHT INTO A BOOT! Cage is holding his face after that boot connected with the side of his jaw, AND NOW VIZ TAKES CAGE DOWN FROM BEHIND! Viz clearly seems to be impressed with what he’s done so far as it looks like he’s trying to get inside the mind of Cage! Viz now with a grounded headlock, and to be honest that’s a great idea when facing someone like Cage! Viz has that headlock applied tightly, but Cage is trying to escape the hold! I’m not sure how long Viz will be able to keep this in!
Deadprez: Cage now managing to get to both feet, and he powers Viz into the ropes! Viz bouncing off the ropes, AND THERE’S A HUGE CLOTHESLINE FROM CAGE! Viz holding his neck as he tries to use the ropes to get up, BUT CAGE GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND, AND THERE’S A GERMAN SUPLEX! VIZ NOW STUMBLING INTO THE CORNER, AND CAGE IS CHARGING RIGHT FOR VIZ! CLOTHESLINE IN THE CORNER, BUT CAGE DOESN’T SEEM FINISHED YET! RUNNING BULLDOG CONNECTS! VIZ IS DOWN!!
Stew-O: Cage doesn’t seem interested in going for a cover just yet. Instead, he’s picking Viz back up! USHIGOROSHI- WAIT NO! VIZ LANDED ON HIS FEET AS CAGE ATTEMPTED THE USHIGOROSHI! IKE TURNER SPECIAL!! NO! CAGE DUCKS THE SPINNING BACK FIST NOW! CAGE NOW WITH A KICK TO THE GUT, AND HE THROWS VIZ INTO THE ROPES, SEEMINGLY WAITING FOR HIM TO REBOUND OFF OF THEM, BUT VIZ RESPONDS BY KICKING CAGE IN THE FACE AS HE WAS SLOUCHED OVER!
Deadprez: Cage now falling into the ropes, BUT HE GRABS ONTO THEM! CAGE NOW COMING BACK, BUT VIZ DUCKS THE ROPE HUNG LUNATIC LARIAT, AND NOW HE’S PICKING CAGE UP!! PROPHET DRIVER!!! THE PROPHET DRIVER CONNECTS!! CAGE DIDN’T SEEM INTERESTED IN PINNING VIZ WHILE HE HAD THE UPPER HAND, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THAT’S GOING TO COST HIM AS VIZ IS GOING FOR THE COVER!
Stew-O: CAGE KICKS OUT AT TWO! We’re still pretty early into this match so it’s not a huge surprise that Cage managed to kick out. Even so, Viz managed to turn the tides of this match by connecting with that Prophet Driver. Viz now just walking around the laid out body of Cage, thinking about what he has to do to keep him down, and anyone that knows Cage must know that keeping him down will be anything but easy!
Deadprez: You’re right about that, but it looks like Viz has something in mind as he drags Cage up, AND SENDS HIM INTO TURNBUCKLES, CAUSING HIM TO CONNECT SHOULDER FIRST WITH THE RINGPOST! VIZ NOW DRAGGING CAGE OUT OF THE CORNER, AND NOW HE ONCE AGAIN SENDS HIM INTO THE RINGPOST! VIZ TAKING CAGE OUT ONCE AGAIN, AND FOR A THIRD TIME CAGE HAS BEEN SENT INTO THE RINGPOST! THERE’S NO WAY CAGE’S SHOULDER IS IN GOOD CONDITION AFTER THAT, BUT NOW LOOK! VIZ IS LIFTING CAGE UP!
Stew-O: NO! CAGE MANAGED TO SQUIRM OUT OF VIZ’S GRASP AS HE TRIED TO CONNECT WITH A SNAKE EYES! CAGE NOW GRABBING VIZ FROM BEHIND! MURDER DEATH KILL- NO! VIZ DUCKED THE CLOTHESLINE, AND NOW HE HAS CAGE FROM BEHIND! VIZ ATTEMPTING A GERMAN SUPLEX, BUT CAGE CONNECTS WITH AN ELBOW TO THE JAW! VIZ NOW BACKING UP INTO THE ROPES, AND CAGE CHARGES RIGHT TOWARDS VIZ, SENDING HIM OUT OF THE RING WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
Deadprez: Cage right now is holding his shoulder, clearly still in pain as Viz slowly grabs onto the barricade to get to his feet! Cage now running the ropes, and it looks like the pain might not be bothering him too badly! SUICIDE DIVE- WAIT! NO! VIZ MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! CAGE JUST CRASHED INTO THE BARRICADE!! CAGE TRIED TO HIT A SUICIDE DIVE BUT VIZ MANAGED TO AVOID IT AT THE LAST SECOND! VIZ NOW QUICKLY ROLLING CAGE INTO THE RING, AND THINGS AREN’T LOOKING GOOD FOR THE EDGECRUSHER RIGHT NOW!
Stew-O: Viz now grabbing that left arm of Cage, the same one that went into the ring post, AND NOW HE HAS CAGE IN A CROSSFACE! THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE IS APPLIED BY THE VISUAL PROPHET! THIS IS ONE OF THE SIGNATURE MOVES BY CAGE, AND VIZ LOOKS LIKE HE MAY POSSIBLY USE IT TO WIN THIS MATCH AS CAGE IS IN DEEP TROUBLE! UNLESS HE CAN SOMEHOW MAKE IT TO THE ROPES, I THINK CAGE MIGHT HAVE TO TAP OUT! I DON’T SEE HOW HE COULD POSSIBLY GET OUT OF THIS!
Deadprez: IF VIZ COULD MAKE CAGE TAP OUT, WHAT A WIN THAT WOULD BE FOR HIM! CAGE IS PULLING HIMSELF TO THE ROPES, HE MIGHT JUST MAKE IT! CAGE IS GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER, BUT I DON’T KNOW, YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT STEW! CAGE MIGHT HAVE TO TAP! HIS SHOULDER IS ALREADY HURT FROM EARLIER, THIS IS JUST GOING TO MAKE IT WORSE! EVEN SO, CAGE IS POWERING THROUGH, HE DOESN’T WANT TO QUIT!
Stew-O: HE MAKES IT! CAGE MANAGES TO GRAB THE ROPES, AND AT A COUNT OF THREE VIZ LETS GO OF THE SUBMISSION! Viz has been doing a great job of not letting Cage get too much offense in on him, but at the same time you have to wonder what it’ll take to actually defeat him! Cage is a two time EAW Champion, he’s went through a lot and I’m sure Viz knows this won’t be easy. Viz now dragging Cage to his feet, and I can only wonder- WAIT! VIZ KISSES HIM ON THE FOREHEAD! DON’T TELL ME- KISS TO THE HEAD!!!!
Deadprez: NO! CAGE DUCKED THE ELBOW STRIKE, AND THERE’S A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! CAGE NOW, IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S TRYING TO SET UP FOR A POWERBOMB OR SOMETHING, BUT HE’S HAVING TROUBLE GETTING VIZ UP DUE TO HIS ARM- AND THERE’S A BACK BODY DROP BY VIZ! CAGE STRUGGLED TO GET VIZ UP BECAUSE OF THAT HURT SHOULDER AND VIZ WAS ABLE TO CAPITALIZE! VIZ PICKING CAGE UP NOW, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE MAY BE ATTEMPTING A POWERBOMB OF HIS OWN!
Stew-O: CAGE MANAGES TO FIGHT OUT OF IT! VIZ LOOKED LIKE HE MAY HAVE BEEN GOING FOR A TURNBUCKLE POWERBOMB BUT CAGE FOUGHT OUT OF IT, ALLOWING HIM TO GET ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE! CAGE NOW PULLING HIMSELF ONTO THE TOP ROPE, AND NOW THERE’S A MISSILE DROPKICK! VIZ IS DOWN AND IT LOOKS LIKE CAGE MAY HAVE FOUND A WAY BACK INTO THIS MATCH! BOTH MEN HAVE MADE IT BACK TO THEIR FEET, BUT CAGE TAKES VIZ DOWN WITH A LARIAT! VIZ GETS BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT CAGE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SECOND!
eadprez: VIZ GETS TO HIS FEET AND CAGE CHARGES AT HIM ONCE AGAIN- BUT VIZ HITS AN UPPERCUT, STOPPING CAGE IN HIS TRACKS AND CAUSING HIM TO- WAIT NO! ROPE HUNG LUNATIC LARIAT!! IT CONNECTS THIS TIME!! CAGE CONNECTED WITH THAT LARIAT, REBOUNDING OFF OF THE ROPES, BUT HE’S STILL NOT GOING FOR THE COVER JUST YET! CAGE GRABBING VIZ BY THE ARMS, DON’T TELL ME! THE IDIOT STAMPEDE, IT BEGINS! CAGE STOMPING ALL OVER THE HEAD OF VIZ, YELLING “IDIOT” WITH EACH STOMP! VIZ IS DEFENSELESS AS HE’S FORCED TO ENDURE THESE STOMPS FROM CAGE! THIS IS SURE TO DO SOME DAMAGE, VIZ LOOKS OUT OF IT RIGHT NOW! CAGE FINALLY LETTING GO OF HIS ARMS, AND THERE’S THE COVER!
Stew-O: VIZ GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Cage is a multi-time World Champion, but the Visual Prophet has beaten former World Champs before such as Rex and Chris Elite. We’ve said earlier that this wouldn’t be an easy match for Viz, but this won’t be any landslide for Cage either. Cage now lifting Viz up, and it looks like he’s gonna try and put this away! He’s hooking the arms, and it looks like I might have to take back what I just said! DEATH ROW- NO! VIZ STAYS ON HIS FEET! CAGE IS ATTEMPTING THE DEATH ROW, BUT VIZ IS DOING EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER TO KEEP HIMSELF ON HIS FEET, AND LOOK! IT LOOKS LIKE VIZ HAS MANAGED TO FREE HIS ARMS AS HE CAUGHT CAGE OFF GUARD! NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX BY VIZ!!
Deadprez: Viz decided not to go for the cover there, and instead it looks like he’s going to try and make Cage tap out again! VIZ-LOC- WAIT NO! CAGE IMMEDIATELY TURNS HIMSELF AROUND ONTO HIS BACK BEFORE VIZ COULD LOCK IT IN, ALMOST LIKE HE KNEW WHAT WAS COMING! CAGE NOW, MANAGES TO KICK VIZ AWAY! BOTH MEN ARE ABLE TO GET BACK TO THEIR FEET, AND VIZ CHARGES AT HIM- WAIT NO! CAGE SLIPS BEHIND VIZ! COQUINA CLUTCH!! COQUINA CLUTCH!! THE COQUINA CLUTCH IS LOCKED IN, RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! NOW IT’S VIZ IN TROUBLE AS CAGE HAS THE COQUINA CLUTCH PERFECTLY LOCKED IN!
Stew-O: VIZ HAS NOWHERE TO GO, AND WITH THE WAY IT’S LOCKED IN I DON’T SEE VIZ MAKING HIS WAY TO THE ROPES LIKE CAGE DID! UNLESS VIZ FINDS A WAY OUT OF THIS HE’S GONNA HAVE TO TAP OR HE’LL PASS OUT! CAGE CLEARLY DOESN’T INTEND ON LETTING GO OF THE REAR NAKED CHOKE, SO WHAT IS VIZ GONNA DO? VIZ IS FLAILING HIS ARMS, TRYING TO GRAB ONTO SOMETHING BUT NOTHING’S THERE! THEY’RE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING- WAIT, LOOK! VIZ IS ROLLING UP! VIZ MANAGED TO FREE HIMSELF FROM THE LEGS OF CAGE, AND HE JUST ROLLED UP INTO A PIN! THE COVER!!
Deadprez: NO, CAGE KICKS OUT! CAGE KICKED OUT AND HE’S FORCED TO RELEASE THE SUBMISSION! BOTH COMPETITORS MANAGED TO GET BACK TO THEIR FEET- BUT VIZ NOW MANAGES TO GRAB CAGE! VDT!! THE VDT CONNECTS, DRIVING CAGE’S HEAD RIGHT INTO THE MAT!! CAGE IS DOWN AND OUT BUT ONCE AGAIN VIZ WON’T GO FOR THE COVER! INSTEAD, IT LOOKS HE HAS SOMETHING ON HIS MIND AS HE SLOWLY BEGINS TO DRAG CAGE BACK UP! OH MY GOD, DON’T TELL ME HE’S GONNA DO THIS!
Stew-O: DEATH ROW!!! VIZ JUST HIT CAGE WITH THE DEATH ROW, YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! VIZ IS GOING FOR THE COVER, DON’T TELL ME HE’S GONNA WIN LIKE THIS! NOT LIKE THIS!! HE USED THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE EARLIER IN THE MATCH, BUT NOW HE’S GONE ALL OUT AS HE MIGHT JUST WIN THE MATCH USING CAGE’S MOVE!
Deadprez: NO!! CAGE GOT THE SHOULDER UP!! VIZ CAN’T BELIEVE IT, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!? VIZ HIT CAGE WITH HIS OWN FINISHING MOVE, AND THAT WASN’T ENOUGH TO KEEP HIM DOWN! Viz doesn’t seem to even know what to do at this point! The fact that Cage somehow managed to kick out of the death row, this is gonna be a long night for these two men! Viz now extending the left arm of Cage, and I don’t like where this is going! Viz now stepping onto Cage’s hand to keep it in place, AS HE STOMPS ONTO CAGE’S ARM! VIZ IS REPEATEDLY STOMPING ONTO THE ARM OF CAGE, THIS IS TOO MUCH! VIZ IS TRYING TO DESTROY CAGE’S ARM! Earlier Cage’s shoulder crashed into the ringpost multiple times, now that same arm is being stomped all over right now!
Stew-O: Viz finally letting go of Cage’s arm, and it’s at this point I wonder how Cage can come back from this! Viz now dragging Cage back to his feet- BUT THERE’S A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION BY CAGE! CAGE NOW, HE MANAGES TO PICK VIZ UP! SIT OUT POWERBOMB!!! SOMEHOW CAGE MANAGED TO PICK VIZ UP THIS TIME, BUT I DON’T THINK THAT’LL MATTER AS CAGE SEEMS UNABLE TO CAPITALIZE! EVEN SO, IT SEEMS LIKE HE SOMEHOW HAD A BURST OF ENERGY THAT ALLOWED HIM TO LIFT VIZ UP FOR THAT SIT OUT POWERBOMB! Neither man is really able to get to their feet after all that’s happened so far. Cage still holding his left arm after likely doing more damage to it with that powerbomb, meanwhile it seems like Viz is trying to make his way out of the ring!
Deadprez: Cage slowly using the ropes to get back to his feet, meanwhile Viz has managed to get to the outside of the ring. Cage is staring right at Viz, and the crowd is cheering him on! CAGE NOW RUNNING AS FAST AS HE CAN! SUICIDE DIVE!! IT CONNECTS THIS TIME, AS CAGE TAKES OUT BOTH HIMSELF AND THE VISUAL PROPHET! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN RIGHT NOW AFTER THAT SUICIDE DIVE, AND THESE TWO ARE GONNA HAVE TO DO SOMETHING QUICKLY IF THEY DON’T WANT THIS TO END IN A COUNT OUT! THE REFEREE BEGINNING TO COUNT, THIS MATCH COULD BE COMING TO A CLOSE!
Referee: One!… Two!… Three!
Stew-O: It looks like Cage is the first to get to his feet, but instead of getting in the ring, he’s dragging Viz back up! Cage now grabbing Viz by the neck, AND HE THROWS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE RING POST! Count of five but Cage doesn’t seem to care just yet, AS HE SENDS VIZ INTO THE BARRICADE! Viz is in trouble right now as Cage is taking the fight to him! Cage now rolling Viz back into the ring, before finally entering himself at a count of six! Cage now grabbing Viz before taking him to the turnbuckles, AND NOW CAGE IS SLAMMING THE VISUAL PROPHET’S FACE RIGHT ONTO THEM! CAGE REPEATEDLY SLAMMING VIZ’S FACE INTO THE TURNBUCKLES, AND THINGS ARE NOT LOOKING GOOD RIGHT NOW FOR HIM!
Deadprez: Cage now dragging Viz out of the corner, and I think Cage is ready to finally put this match to rest! Cage now, MURDER DEA- NO! VIZ DUCKED THE LARIAT, AND NOW HE HAS CAGE IN POSITION! RIPCORD, INTO THE IKE TURNER SPECIAL!! THE IKE TURNER SPECIAL CONNECTS, BUT BOTH MEN JUST COLLAPSED! VIZ IS UNABLE TO CAPITALIZE AFTER CONNECTING WITH THE IKE TURNER SPECIAL! VIZ HAS THE MATCH WON, ALL HE HAS TO DO IS COVER HIM! VIZ IS CRAWLING TOWARDS CAGE, AND HE PUTS AN ARM OVER HIM, THIS MIGHT BE IT!
Stew-O: CAGE GOT THE ROPES! CAGE MANAGED TO GRAB THE ROPES AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT! THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER, IT’S NOT OVER JUST YET! VIZ IS JUST ROLLING OFF OF CAGE, AND I DON’T THINK HE EVEN HAS IT IN HIM TO REACT TO WHAT JUST HAPPENED! VIZ IS PULLING HIMSELF OUT ONTO THE APRON, AND I THINK INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT CAGE STAYING IN THIS MATCH, HE’S GONNA FOCUS ON PUTTING THIS ONE AWAY! VIZ SLOWLY CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND HE HAS CAGE IN POSITION! BOW TO THE HEART!!
Deadprez: NO!! CAGE ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST MOMENT, BUT VIZ MANAGED TO BARELY LAND ON HIS FEET! CAGE NOW USING THE ROPES TO PULL HIMSELF UP, BUT THERE’S VIZ CHARGING AT HIM- NO! RIGHT INTO A BOOT BY CAGE! CAGE NOW CHARGING IN FOR A CLOTHESLINE, BUT VIZ DUCKS IT! VIZ PICKING CAGE UP, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE MAY BE GOING FOR THE PROPHET DRIVER AGAIN, BUT CAGE CONNECTS WITH AN ELBOW TO THE JAW! AND A SECOND! AND A THIRD ELBOW, FORCING VIZ TO LET GO OF HIM! CAGE NOW GRABBING VIZ FROM BEHIND, AND THERE’S A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Stew-O: CAGE ISN’T LETTING GO OF VIZ! CAGE PICKING VIZ BACK UP, AND THERE’S A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX! CAGE PICKING VIZ UP ONCE AGAIN, AND THERE’S A THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX! AT THIS POINT IT LOOKS LIKE CAGE IS GOING TO CONTINUE UNTIL THERE’S NOTHING LEFT OF THE VISUAL PROPHET, AS HE LIFTS HIM UP, AND DELIVERS A FOURTH GERMAN SUPLEX! CAGE LIFTING VIZ UP ONCE AGAIN, MURDER DEATH KILL- WAIT! NO!! IT DOESN’T CONNECT!
Deadprez: VIZ DUCKED THE CLOTHESLINE ONCE AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME INSTEAD OF GOING BEHIND HIM HE’S HOLDING HIM BY HIS SIDE! URANAGE BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!! CAGE WAS JUST PLANTED BY THAT URANAGE, AND EVEN VIZ IS BARELY ABLE TO KEEP HIS BALANCE AFTER DELIVERING IT! EVEN SO, THESE TWO MEN HAVE CLEAR INTENTIONS OF DESTROYING EACH OTHER AS VIZ PICKS CAGE UP ONCE MORE! VDT- CAGE PUSHED VIZ INTO THE ROPES, STOPPING IT FROM CONNECTING! CAGE NOW USING HIS RIGHT ARM TO PICK VIZ UP AS HE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S SETTING UP FOR SOMETHING HUGE AS HE HAS VIZ IN THE FIREMAN’S CARRY! GO TO RETIREMENT!!!
Stew-O: NO! VIZ LANDED ON HIS FEET AND GRABBED CAGE BY THE LEG! THE VIZ-LOCK IS LOCKED IN ONCE AGAIN, AND NOW VIZ WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND CAGE’S LEG! THIS ISN’T GOOD FOR CAGE, ONCE AGAIN HE’S IN THIS SUBMISSION, AND I DON’T KNOW IF HE’S GOING TO GET OUT OF IT THIS TIME! CAGE IS DEFINITELY GONNA HAVE TO TAP OUT, THERE’S JUST NO WAY HE CAN SURVIVE, RIGHT!? CAGE IS TRYING TO REACH FOR THE ROPES BUT I DON’T THINK HE’S GONNA BE ABLE TO DRAG HIMSELF TO THEM VERY EASILY WITH VIZ HOLDING HIS LEG DOWN! THIS MIGHT BE IT!
Deadprez: NO! CAGE ONCE AGAIN HAS MANAGED TO TURN HIMSELF ONTO HIS BACK, AND HE ESCAPED THE SUBMISSION! CAGE NOW IMMEDIATELY GOING TOWARDS THE ARM OF VIZ, AND HE TRIED TO SET UP FOR THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE BUT VIZ PULLED HIM INTO A ROLL UP! CAGE KICKED OUT IMMEDIATELY, AND BOTH MEN MADE IT BACK UP TO THEIR FEET! VIZ NOW CHARGING TOWARDS CAGE, IMMEDIATELY TAKING HIM BY SURPRISE AS HE LIFTS HIM UP FOR THE FIREMAN’S CARRY, BUT ONCE AGAIN CAGE MANAGES TO GET OUT OF IT, AND HE SHOVES VIZ AWAY FROM HIM- BUT WAIT! CAGE JUST SHOVED VIZ RIGHT INTO THE REFEREE, SENDING THE REF OUT OF THE RING! THE REF IS OUT AFTER THAT ROUGH LANDING, AND I THINK CAGE JUST NOTICED!
Stew-O: LOW BLOW! CAGE JUST NAILED VIZ WITH A LOW BLOW!! VIZ IS DOWN! CAGE NOW ROLLING OUT OF THE RING, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S FOUND AN OPPORTUNITY FOR HIMSELF AS HE TAKES BOTH A STEEL CHAIR AND A KENDO STICK OUT FROM UNDER THE RING! CAGE BRINGING BOTH WEAPONS BACK INTO THE RING, AND I DON’T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING AS CAGE RE-ENTERS THE RING WITH BOTH WEAPONS IN HAND! THE REFEREE IS DOWN, AND CAGE LOOKS TO BE TAKING FULL ADVANTAGE OF THAT!
Deadprez: Cage now setting up that chair, and it looks like he’s just gonna sit on it and wait for Viz to get back to his feet! I’m sure he’s also taking this as an opportunity to catch his breath and recover a bit, but even so Cage is on top of this match right now! Viz finally back to his feet- AND CAGE WHACKS THE KENDO STICK RIGHT INTO HIS MIDSECTION!! CAGE NOW SWINGING THAT KENDO STICK ONTO HIS BACK OVER AND OVER, AND LOOK AT IT! THE KENDO STICK IS BREAKING APART JUST FROM THE FORCE OF THESE STRIKES WITH IT AS CAGE IS HITTING VIZ RIGHT IN THE BACK WITH IT!
Stew-O: Cage now taking that steel chair now, AND NOW HE HITS VIZ IN THE BACK WITH THE CHAIR! Cage now placing that steel chair under Viz’s face, and now this is too much! Cage now pulling Viz off the ground by his arms- AND CAGE JUST STOMPED VIZ’S FACE ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!! VIZ IS MOTIONLESS RIGHT NOW, SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET OUT HERE!! WE NEED ANOTHER OFFICIAL OR SOMETHING, THERE’S NO WAY WE CAN JUST CONTINUE THE MATCH LIKE THIS!! CAN’T SOMEONE CALL IT OFF OR SOMETHING!?
(‘Ready for War’ by Adelitas Way hits, and the crowd explodes in shock. Cage looks around for a few seconds, but then looks at the stage realizing whose music is playing as his face slowly goes from confused to frustrated.)
Deadprez: Oh my God, this can’t be! We all know the feud these two had a few months back, but why now? His music is playing, but I don’t see anyone coming out! Is this some kinda joke or something? Cage is looking at the ramp, clearly just as confused as we are as nobody is coming out! Is this some more mind games by Viz? Did someone mess around backstage, what’s going on? Wait- WAIT NO! TURN AROUND CAGE! CAGE, LOOK OUT!
Stew-O: GUILLOTINE!! DRAKE KING JUST HIT CAGE WITH THE GUILLOTINE, AND THE REFEREE IS OUT SO THERE’S NOTHING THAT CAN BE DONE ABOUT IT! DRAKE NOW BEGINNING TO DRAG CAGE TO HIS FEET, AND YOU CAN SEE THE SMILE ON DRAKE’S FACE AS HE BEGINS TO HOOK THE ARMS! MILLER LIGHT!! THE PEDIGREE CONNECTS!! DRAKE NOW LOOKING OVER AT THE VISUAL PROPHET, AND, NO! DON’T DO THIS! DRAKE JUST DRAGGED VIZ ON TOP OF CAGE, AND NOW HE JUST ROLLED OUT OF THE RING!
Deadprez: DRAKE NOW ROLLING THE REFEREE BACK INTO THE RING, AND IT LOOKS LIKE DRAKE IS LEAVING! DRAKE MAY HAVE JUST HANDED VIZ THE MATCH AS THE REFEREE IS BEGINNING TO COUNT, YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS! THE VISUAL PROPHET IS GOING TO DEFEAT CAGE, NOT LIKE THIS! IT CAN’T GO DOWN LIKE THIS! DRAKE JUST HANDED THE MATCH TO VIZ, IS THIS HOW IT’S REALLY GOING TO END!?
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… THE VIIIISSSUUAAALLLL PRRROOOPPHEEETTT!!!!
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet wins, but I don’t even know if I can call that a victory for him! Drake literally served him the win on a silver platter! Drake and Cage were going back and forth near the start of the season which led to Drake taking him out for a while, and we’ve all heard Drake’s displeasure of Cage returning for this match, but he just ruined this match!
Deadprez: I mean, if we’re being honest Cage indirectly caused this to happen! Cage is the one that caused the referee to be taken out, and Drake just found an opportunity to take him out once again. Besides what just happened, we’ve got to admire the fight both Viz and Cage put on. Neither man was willing to quit, and if Drake hadn’t showed up, who knows if this match would’ve ever ended.
Stew-O: Yeah, those two put on a show! I guess I should say congratulations to the Visual Prophet. I know Drake is happy about this, but I have to know, what happens now? I’m sure Cage won’t be happy with how this match ended, and once again Drake King got the upper hand with him.
(‘Another One Bites the Dust’ begins playing, but the crowd can’t help but boo as Viz is slowly helped up by the referee, while Drake King slowly walks up the ramp with a huge smile on his face, clearly happy with what he did to Cage.)
( Commercial break hyping up the upcoming string of EAW FPVs, with Dynasty hosting “House of Glass”, Showdown hosting “Reasonable Doubt” and Voltage hosting “Wicked Games” respectively.)
Stew-O (in the background): We head to the Showdown side of things as the PURE Championship is on the line! Mark Michaels, the champion, walks into Suez, Egypt to defend his championship against Jake Smith! Will The Mightiest One capture his first championship in EAW or will Mark Michaels show Jake Smith what the Lethal Injection is all about? Let’s find out!
(“Here We Go” by Sleeping with Sirens blasts throughout the arena as Jake Smith steps out from the back. Next to him is his friend and manager, Sierra Bradford, who is trying to give some advice to Jake going into the match. There’s no denying that Jake is focused at the moment. He is set out to do one thing and that’s beat Mark Michaels and take his PURE Championship.)
Deadprez: If Jake Smith believed that his match with Jack Ripley for the National Elite Championship at Operation: Doomsday was the most important match of his career, then this match against Mark Michaels is the most important match of his life. Jake was traded from Dynasty to Showdown. It was on that same show that Mark Michaels announced an open challenge for any man on the back to challenge him for the PURE Championship at Battle of Egypt. Never in a million years did Mark expect for Jake to be the man to answer the call.
Stew-O: I didn’t expect for Jake Smith to do what he did. He was barely on Showdown for two seconds and on the same show, Jenny Punk made the match official. To Mark Michaels, why did Jake Smith to do earn this championship opportunity?
Deadprez: He put on a spectacular performance at Territorial Invasion. Jake Smith was the final two with Jenny Cien! Jake is a man who puts in the work in each match he’s apart of. People don’t want to recognize that. They want to bring up the fact about what gave Jake Smith that recognition. They want to point the finger and state that Jake has rode Drake King’s coattails and says that he’ll only be known for being Drake’s best friend, but Jake is a tremendous athlete. A bright future with this young man and being on Showdown provides him with an opportunity to make sure that he doesn’t live in anyone’s shadow!
Stew-O: Jake has a challenge ahead of him. His opponent is none other than a man who is hellbent to keep that championship on his shoulder. Mark Michaels wants to break the record and if he gets through tonight, he will be on his way to doing that!
(Jake Smith is already in the ring as he awaits for Mark Michaels to arrive. “Here We Go” dies down, but is shortly replaced by “Just ‘Cos You Got The Power” by Motorhead. The crowd instantly boos as Mark Michaels walks out. The PURE Championship is on his waist as the crowd has made it clear that they don’t want to see him walk out of Suez with the title.)
Stew-O: For 114 days, Mark Michaels has been the face of pure wrestling. Some people can deny that all they want, but when they think of pure wrestling, their minds go to this man and how much that he has tarnished that championship on his shoulder. Mark has relied on cheating and dirty tricks to get through his challengers and the fans don’t like that whatsoever. It goes against what that championship is supposed to main. For a man that’s supposed to hold the PURE Championship, Mark has TAINTED the belt.
Deadprez: Mark Michaels couldn’t give a damn what anyone thinks about him. By possessing that championship, that should entitle him to respect. For four years, Mark has claimed that he was being held back by the system. That Ryan Adams, HRDO and the rest of the Board of Directors have done everything to keep him back. They wanted him to become a soldier and stay in line, but with that PURE Championship, it has made Mark’s voice even louder than before. It has made him even more dangerous and no man or woman has been successful in taking that championship away from him.
Stew-O: Mark has made it possible to bend every rule possible as long as the referee doesn’t catch him, but does his approach change going up against a man who has been known for cheating in the best. Let’s head to Bella Braxton for the introductions!
(The arena goes to black as three spotlights are on Mark Michaels, Bella Braxton and Jake Smith in the ring.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL —
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: AND… IT’S FOR THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING PURE CHAMPIONSHIP!!! INTRODUCING FIRST… THE CHALLENGER…FROM VENICE, CALIFORNIA…WEIGHING IN 210 POUNDS… HE IS “THE MIGHTIEST ONE”…. JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEE SMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Jake Smith gets in front and raises his arms up and pose for the crowd. He looks Mark Michaels’ way before making his way back to his corner. Mark unbuckles the PURE Championship as he waits for his introduction.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT…FROM MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA…WEIGHING 240 POUNDS… HE IS THE CURRENT ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING PURE CHAMPION… “THE LETHAL INJECTION”… MAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKK MIIIIICCCCCHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
(Mark Michaels raises his championship high in the air and trash talks the crowd. He looks at the PURE Championship before giving it to the referee. The referee raises the PURE Championship high in the air, letting these fans know why these Elitists will be competing today. He checks with both Mark Michaels and Jake Smith to see if the two of them are ready for the match. Both men nod as the referee calls for the bell! This match is underway!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: This has been a match that I’ve been waiting for, Stew! Mark Michaels versus Jake Smith! Since Pain for Pride, Mark has kept that PURE Championship in his clutches! He proved a lot of doubters wrong that night when he managed to defeat the record-breaking reign of Ms. Extreme! Now, it seems like Mark is catching up to her as he looks to be the one that breaks that record!
Stew-O: That’s if Jake Smith has anything to do about it! Don’t count out Jake, Deadprez! People may look at him as Drake King’s best friend, but he is so motivated to get that stigma off of him! However, his wrestling skills in the ring are superb and he really came to his own on Dynasty. It’s sad that we won’t be able to see the progress on the brand, but Jake will be fantastic on Showdown! He is hungry, determined and looking to do whatever it takes to get that championship away from Mark Michaels! He’s stated that the believes that Mark has kept hostage of the PURE Championship and will do everyone a favor by taking that championship away from him!
(Both men step into the middle of the ring, glaring at each other. Mark Michaels begins to chuckle, not impressed by Jake Smith whatsoever. These two spent the entire week having a war of words with each other and it’s safe to say that neither men wish nice things for the other.)
Deadprez: MARK MICHAELS WITH A OPEN-HANDED SLAP ACROSS JAKE SMITH’S FACE!!!!!
Stew-O: JAKE SMITH RETURNS THE FAVOR BY SPITTING AT MARK MICHAELS’ FACE!!!!!!!
Deadprez: THE TWO MEN GET THINGS UNDERWAY — MARK MICHAELS RUSHES FORWARD WITH A PUNCH AS JAKE SMITH DUCKS! WE NEED TO REMEMBER THAT CLOSED-FIST PUNCHES TO THE FACE ARE NOT ALLOWED IN A PURE WRESTLING MATCH! IF THAT PUNCH WOULD HAVE CONNECTED, THE REFEREE WOULD HAVE TO WARN MARK ABOUT IT!
Stew-O: Jake Smith delivers a chop to Mark Michaels’ chest! He manages to back the champion against the ropes before getting him by his arm and whipping him to the opposite set of ropes! Mark rebounds from those ropes as Jake connects with an arm drag on Mark! Mark finds himself in a seated position before rising back to his feet, but Jake rushes forward by connecting with a clothesline! The champion is set to his back as Jake follows that up with a few open-handed slaps to Mark’s face! Jake gets Mark up by his face before running to the corner and throwing Mark face first against the turnbuckle! Mark turns himself around as Jake begins to stomp on Mark’s stomach! With each stomp, Mark begins to lower down to a seated position!
Deadprez: Mark Michaels finds himself in a seated position before Jake Smith connects with a superkick to Mark’s face! Mark’s head goes back before Jake presses his boot against Mark’s face as he holds it there!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Stew-O: Jake Smith gets his boot off Mark Michaels’ face before that five count! Jake is known for being a bit of a rule breaker, but this is a type of match where he may not be able to get away with his shenanigans! Jake would need to rely on making sure that doesn’t get himself disqualified. Mark retains that way, but Mark doesn’t have the champion’s advantage that the other champions have in title defenses. If Mark manages to get himself disqualified or counted out, Jake wins the championship!
Deadprez: Both these men have been known for cheating in the past. It’s what has made their character! In title defense, Mark Michaels has found ways to bend the rules without even realizing it! Say, do you think that if Jake wins the title tonight, Sierra would unfriendzone him?
Stew-O: Did you see the way she way Drake King was looking at her on Dynasty a few weeks ago? He was looking to do some unchristian things to her. No one can forget about that wink. :eyes:
Stew-O: JAKE SMITH MANAGES TO TAKE A COUPLE STEPS BACK! MARK MICHAELS SLOWLY GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS HE LAUNCHES TOWARDS JAKE, BUT JAKE ENDS UP PLANTING MARK WITH A JUMPING STO!! JAKE ROLLS MARK OVER FOR THE COVER!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Deadprez: The champion gets his right shoulder up! Jake Smith gets Mark Michaels is taken down by a headlock by Jake! But, Mark manages to cover as he plants Jake’s shoulders down for a backslide pin!!
Stew-O: Jake Smith manages to get Mark Michaels back in the headlock! I don’t see Mark staying in this headlock for long! Jake managed to get to one knee as he continues to apply a side headlock on the PURE Champion! Jake continues his progress to keeping Mark where he wants him! The longer the match goes, the more frustrated that you could see Mark becoming! Jake is saying a couple things, but I don’t believe that our audio is picking up! I almost assume that Jake is saying a couple things trust Drake wouldn’t want him saying, but is there a nice thing they you can say about Mark Michaels? He’s the true definition of the scum of the earth and have you seen our chairman?
Deadprez: Our chairman isn’t the most pleasant person to hang around, but Mark Michaels could take second place? Jake Smith isn’t the kindest person and we witnessed that enough on Showdown last season, but you can admit that he has some nice qualities, right?
Stew-O: I suppose, he’s trying to cheat less and so far, he has lived up to that word. If Mark decides to pull some funny business, Jake will not be afraid to do the same thing! He’s willing to do whatever it takes to win!
Deadprez: Mark Michaels is trying to break himself free from Jake Smith’s headlock — Mark manages to push Jake to his side as Jake rebounds from the ropes! Mark with a shoulder block as he managed to take The Mightiest One down for what seems to be the first time in this match! Mark has his hands up, feeling proud of himself for that shoulder block! The crowd tonight isn’t too crazy about that! I don’t think like Jake either, but see Jake as the lesser of two evils! They can dislike Jake, but hate Mark with a passion! Mark gets Jake back up to a vertical base before taking him near the corner! Mark gets Jake in position before connecting with a snap suplex! Jake collides with the bottom part of the corner!
Stew-O: Mark Michaels gets Jake Smith back to his feet and places his throat in the middle rope! The champion proceeds to choke his challenger with the middle rope! Jake is in trouble as the referee behind his count!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! ALRIGHT LET GO, MARK!
Deadprez: Before Mark Michaels could risk disqualification, he releases the hold! Jake Smith clutches his throat and tries to regain some air to his lungs! Mark can’t waste his time arguing with the referee and needs to focus on leaving Suez with the PURE Championship! AS SOON AS JAKE GETS UP A BIT, MARK RUSHES TOWARDS AND CONNECTS WITH SOME OPEN-HANDED SLAPS TO JAKE’S BACK! JAKE FALLS TO ONE KNEE AS MARK TAKES A STEP BACK BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SUPERKICK THAT SENDS HIS CHALLENGER TO HIS SIDE! MARK RUSHES FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH SOME OPEN-HANDED SLAPS TO JAKE SMITH’S FACE! BEFORE THE REFEREE CAN STOP HIM, MARK STOPS WHAT HE IS DOING BEFORE GETTING HIMSELF BACK UP TO HIS FEET!
Stew-O: Jake Smith rolls himself onto the apron! That’s smart for the challenger to do! He saw that Mark Michaels was getting the upper hand in this match, so he is going to take himself out of the equation for the time being and figure out how he is going to take himself out of the situation!
Deadprez: Mark Michaels rushes forward and connects with a baseball slide dropkick as Jake Smith drops ringside near us! Outside of the ring, both competitors have until the count of twenty to get back into the ring. The championship can change hands via count out! That’s something that we need to remind people of during these title matches! Jake is in a crawling position as Mark rolls underneath the bottom rope! The referee is beginning his count at the moment! Mark is gesturing for Jake to get back to his two feet! The challenger does that as —
Stew-O: — MARK MICHAELS RUSHES FORWARD TO JAKE SMITH BEFORE CONNECTING WITH AN AXE HANDLE CLOTHESLINE! NOT A PUNCH AT ALL. I’M NOT SURE IT THE AXE HANDLE CLOTHESLINE WOULD GET THE OFFICIAL YELLING AT HIM, BUT MARK QUICKLY FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A SUPERKICK THAT SENDS JAKE BACK DOWN TO ONE KNEE! MARK PULLS IN HIS CHALLENGER CLOSER BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A PERFECT SNAP DDT! The official is at the count of ten as Mark gets Jake and rolls him back into the ring! If Mark wanted too, he could have left Jake out there and retained that way, but I think Mark wants the satisfaction of defeating his challenger by pinfall or submission!
Deadprez: Mark rolls himself back into the ring! Mark Michaels is back to his feet before getting Jake Smith and connecting with an Irish whip! Jake rushes towards the ropes, but he holds and prevents himself from rebounding off those ropes!
Stew-O: Mark Michaels rushes towards Jake Smith — JAKE MANAGES TO LIFT MARK OVER AS HE GOES FLYING OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
Deadprez: NO! MARK MICHAELS MANAGES TO LAND ON THE APRON AS HE MANAGES LAND A NASTY FOREARM ON JAKE SMITH! THE FOREARM SENDS JAKE BACK AS THE REFEREE REALIZES WHAT MARK HAD JUST DONE! CLOSED FIST PUNCHES TO THE FACE AREN’T ALLOWED IN PURE WRESTLING! THE REFEREE IS GIVING MARK A WARNING! The next time that Mark does that, it will cost him one of his three rope breaks! If Mark does that and he’s out of rope breaks, he will be disqualified and that could be a way that Jake ends up winning this match! After the referee is done talking to Mark, he lets this match resume! Jake Smith has been resting and trying to buy himself some time! Jake is back to his feet as he is gesturing for Mark Michaels to give it his best shot! Mark is fired up as he rushes after Jake!
Stew-O: JAKE SMITH DUCKS AS HE CONNECTS WITH A BACK KICK TO MARK MICHAELS’ STOMACH! JAKE REBOUNDS OFF THE HORIZONTAL SET OF ROPES BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A KNEE AS THAT SENDS THE CHAMPION BACK! JAKE PULLS MARK BY HIS ARM BEFORE GETTING HIM IN PERFECT POSITION! STO ON MARK MICHAELS! JAKE GOES FOR THE COVER!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Deadprez: Mark Michaels moves Jake Smith off of him! Mark is not planning on losing this match! He’s way too stubborn. Do you think that he is going to allow himself to lose this match?
Stew-O: Of course not, Deadprez! Mark Michaels would be crazy to throw this match away! Jake Smith gets Mark back to his feet before wrenching in a side headlock! Mark manages to push Jake away from him as Jake rebounds off the ropes! Mark connects with a clothesline, but Jake manages to duck the clothesline! Jake connects with an elbow to the back of Mark’s head! Jake follows that up with a bulldog! Mark is planted face first against the mat as Jake gets back to his feet! Jake has his arms out in confidence as the crowd is giving him a mixed reception! Mark rises back to his feet, but Jake manages to put a stop to that by connecting with a calf kick! Mark drops down to one knee! Jake runs towards Mark —
Deadprez: — SO LONG AND GOOD NIGHT! BOMAYE TO MARK MICHAELS! JAKE SMITH PICKS UP MARK! JAKE HAS MARK IN POSITION FOR THE ONE MOVE THAT HE TRIED TO CONNECT ON MARK TWO WEEKS AGO ON SHOWDOWN! BROKEN WINGS — THE SNAP SWINGING NECKBREAKER ON THE CHAMPION!!!!!
Stew-O: Mark Michaels manages to shove Jake Smith away from him! Mark rolls himself out of the ring! Mark is holding the back of his neck in pain! He knows that if he leaves this match, he gives up the PURE Championship! The only option that Mark has is to get back in that ring!
Deadprez: JAKE SMITH IS NOT GOING TO WAIT FOR MARK MICHAELS TO GET BACK TO THE RING! HE LAUNCHES HIMSELF THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! SUICIDE DIVE ON THE PURE CHAMPION TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!
Stew-O: BOTH OF THESE ELITISTS GO CRASHING DOWN!!! THE CROWD IS UP ON THEIR FEET DUE TO THAT AMAZING ACTION! THE CHAMPION AND CHALLENGER ARE RACING TO SEE WHO GETS BACK UP TO THEIR FEET FIRST! THE REFEREE IS BEGINNING HIS COUNT! MARK AND JAKE ARE LOSING THEIR BALANCE, BUT ARE SO DETERMINED TO DO WHAT THEY CAN TO KEEP THE OTHER ONE DOWN! MARK CONNECTS WITH AN OPEN PALM STRIKE TO JAKE’S CHEST! JAKE CONNECTS WITH AN OPEN PALM STRIKE TO MARK’S CHEST! MARK WITH AN OPEN PALM STRIKE TO JAKE’S CHEST AGAIN! AND AN OPEN PALM STRIKE TO MARK’S CHEST! MARK! JAKE! MARK! JAKE! MARK! JAKE! MARK! MARK! MARK!
Deadprez: The referee is already to the count of ten! These two are going to get counted out and who knows what happens to the PURE Championship after that? Does Mark retain regardless? I hope that it doesn’t come to that as Mark connects with a side kick to Jake’s stomach! But, Jake rushes closer to Mark by connecting with a lariat! The champion is taken down as Jake manages to roll Mark inside the ring! Jake slides underneath the ring and back inside the ring as well! The referee stops his counting with both competitors inside the ring! Jake picks up Mark — CROSSFIRE!!!!! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FALCON ARROW BY THE CHALLENGER! IT DROPS MARK MICHAELS AS JAKE GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: MARK MICHAELS KICKS OUT AT TWO! JAKE SMITH GETS MARK BY HIS ARM — ARMBAR!!!! ARMBAR ON THE CHAMPION!!
Deadprez: Mark scrambles out of the armbar as clutches onto the bottom rope! Not a rope break right there as Mark was able to escape the armbar before clutching onto the bottom rope! The referee manages to back Jake Smith away from Mark Michaels! Mark uses that small window of time to strategize and pick himself up! Jake is trying to gesture for the champion to come to him as Mark does that! Mark rushes towards Jake!
Stew-O: Jake Smith connects with a drop toehold on the champion! Jake with an armbar! He catches Mark Michaels off guard with an armbar! Mark is trapped in the center of the ring! Jake manages to trap Mark with an armbar! Mark is scrambling to the corner as he manages to get his foot onto the bottom rope! That is going to cost Mark a rope break right there! He has two remaining for this match! Jake still has all of three of his rope breaks so far!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! LET GO, JAKE!
Deadprez: Catching the champion off guard seemed to pan out well for Jake Smith! Jake releases the armbar off the champion as he gets back to his feet! Mark Michaels gets back to his feet as he is clutching onto the right arm of his that Jake applied the armbar on! Jake rushes towards Mark Michaels, but Mark manages to lift Jake over his head and out of the ring! JAKE CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE APRON AS MARK TURNS HIMSELF AROUND! JAKE CONNECTS WITH PELE KICK FROM THE APRON THAT SENDS MARK BACK A BIT! JAKE MANAGES TO CLIMB ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AS HE IS SITUATING HIMSELF FOR A HIGH RISK MOVE! MARK MANAGES TO CLIMB HIMSELF ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH JAKE! MARK CONNECTS WITH AN OPEN-HANDED SLAP TO JAKE! JAKE CONNECTS WITH AN OPEN-HANDED SLAP TO MARK! BOTH MEN ARE TRADING SLAPS WITH EACH OTHER, HOPING TO KNOCK THE OTHER OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! IT’S RISKY TO SEE BOTH OF THESE MEN UP THERE! SOMEONE IS GOING TO TAKE A TROUBLING FALL AND THAT’S NOT GOING TO BE GOOD AT ALL!
Stew-O: Mark Michaels connects with some side hand chops to Jake Smith’s stomach! He’s hoping to weaken his challenger enough and shift this match into this favor! Jake headbutts Mark out of nowhere and it shakes the champion, but he manages to keep his balance! Mark connects with a headbutt of his own before getting Jake in position for a superplex; however, Jake is not moving! He has his feet planted where he is at the moment and nothing is going to stop him! Jake with a headbutt to Mark, but Mark delivers an even more devastating headbutt! BOTH MEN FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!!
Deadprez: SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!!!
Stew-O: Mark Michaels with a picture perfect (no pun intended) superplex from the top rope! Both him and Jake Smith are down at the moment! Mark is dragging his body as he puts his arm over Jake for the cover!! This may be the end here, Deadprez!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THR—
Deadprez: The challenger kicks out! Jake Smith kicks out! Mark Michaels has no emotion on his face! He seems tired out of his mind, but Jake will not back down from this fight! Mark wonder is asking himself what he is going to need to do to keep Jake down for the three count! Mark stumbles back to his feet! Even though he dished out that superplex, he is feeling the impact of that move as well! Mark takes a couple steps back as he’s gesturing for Jake to get back to his feet! No movement from the challenger, but Jake manages to get to a crawling position!!! Mark Michaels rushes forward!!!
Stew-O: DOWNFALL TO JAKE SMITH!!! CURBSTOMP CONNECTS AS JAKE’S SKULL BOUNCES ONTO THE MAT!!! MARK MICHAELS WITH THE COVER!!!!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Deadprez: MARK MICHAELS RETAINS IN SUEZ!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!!!! THE REFEREE IS WAVING OFF THE COUNT! JAKE SMITH HAS HIS GRASP ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! THAT’S ROPE BREAK FOR JAKE RIGHT THERE! MARK MICHAELS’ JAW DROPS TO THE FLOOR! JAKE SMITH REFUSES TO DIE! JAKE REFUSES TO STAY DOWN FOR THE THREE COUNT! THIS IS ONLY GOING TO ANGER MARK MICHAELS!!!! LIKE A RABID ANIMAL, MARK GETS ON TOP OF JAKE AND PROCEEDS TO PUNCH THE LIVING HELL OUT OF HIS CHALLENGER! MARK MICHAELS CANNOT STOPPED AS THE REFEREE IS NEEDING TO YANK AWAY FROM JAKE! WE’RE ABLE TO GET A CLOSER LOOK OF JAKE SMITH AND YOU CAN SEE THE BLOOD TRICKLING DOWN FROM HIS NOSE! IT SEEMED LIKE WHEN MARK WAS PUNCHING JAKE’S FACE, HE ENDED UP NAILING JAKE ON THE NOSE!
Deadprez: Like that, the referee takes away Mark Michaels’ rope break! Mark was warned earlier in the match about using closed fists! Now, it just cost the champion a rope break. Mark has one rope break remaining! After that, he would be disqualified! MARK GETS IN A LOWER POSITION BEFORE SITTING JAKE UP BEFORE NAILING HIM WITH ELBOW STRIKES TO JAKE’S FACE! THESE AREN’T PUNCHES AND MARK IS SO SMART WITH TRYING TO LOOK FOR ANY WAY TO CAUSE DAMAGE TO HIS OPPONENT AS POSSIBLE! JAKE IS UNABLE TO DEFEND HIMSELF! THE DAMAGE TO HIS NOSE CONTINUES TO GET WORSE AS JAKE IS TRYING TO BLOCK EACH SHOT! JAKE IS DOING EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER TO BLOCK EACH SHOT!! I THINK MARK MAY WIN VIA TKO!!! WHAT IN THE HELL?!?!?!?
(The camera pans to Sierra Bradford on the apron. Mark Michaels throws Jake Smith to the side before staring down with the woman.)
Stew-O: Doesn’t she realize that if she lays a hand on Mark Michaels, she costs Jake Smith the title? Doesn’t she realize she’s not allowed to get physically involved period?? There is a zero tolerance, no physical contact policy between men and women in Egypt.
Mark Michaels (off-mic): Come on, sweetheart! Punch me! Lay a hand on me! Do the one thing that these fans wish they can do to me and that’s punch me in the face! Come on!
(Mark Michaels tilts his face to the side, allowing Sierra Bradford the opportunity to punch Mark in the face. She shakes her head disgust.)
Stew-O: JAKE SMITH ROLLS UP MARK MICHAELS!!! ROLL-UP FROM THE CHALLENGER!!!! JAKE WITH AN UPSET VICTORY!!!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Deadprez: Mark Michaels rolls out of the way — THE LIBERATION HAS BEGUN!!!! THE LIBERATION HAS BEGUN ON JAKE SMITH!!! THE PURE CHAMPION MANAGES TO APPLY THE CROSSFACE OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! JAKE SMITH IS COMPLETELY TRAPPED!!! JAKE IS TRAPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!! THIS IS HOW HE TOOK OUT HARLOW REICHERT AT TERRITORIAL INVASION!!! THIS IS WHAT HE DID TO BEAT MS. EXTREME AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!!! IT SEEMS LIKE JAKE IS GOING TO BE THE NEXT VICTIM IN THIS REIGN OF TERROR!!!
Stew-O: Jake somehow gets his foot on the bottom rope and Sierra starts shouting at the referee! She’s trying to get the referee’s attention by noticing where Jake’s foot is placed!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! LET GO, MARK!
Deadprez: Jake Smith’s foot being placed underneath the bottom rope cost him a rope break, but I think it was a good utilization of the rope break! Mark Michaels releases The Liberation Has Begun on Jake! Jake could have faded away if Sierra hadn’t gotten the referee’s attention and Mark would still be champion! Jake is still bleeding from his nose, but he has not died yet! Jake gets to his knees as Mark rises back to his feet! Jake is gesturing for Mark to hit him with his best shot! Jake is not backing down from this fight whatsoever! Mark charges towards Jake —
Stew-O: MARK MICHAELS WITH A BIG BOOT TO JAKE SMITH! JAKE FALLS FORWARD AND IT SEEMS LIKE JAKE IS IN PERFECT POSITION FOR ANOTHER DOWNFALL! MARK HAS A SINISTER LOOK ON HIS FACE BEFORE BACKING AWAY! MARK RUNS TOWARDS JAKE — DOWNFALL!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Jake Smith’s head bounces against the canvas again! I really believe that Jake is dead right now! Mark Michaels lays his back on Jake as he goes for the cover!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: WHAT IN THE HELL!!?!??!??!?!?!
Deadprez: JAKE SMITH KICKS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!!!!!!
Stew-O: Mark Michaels is livid at the moment! To him, this match should have been over ten minutes ago! Mark gets Jake in the Liberation Has Begun! Mark is going for this submission move for a second time and Jake is in big trouble at the moment! Jake is trying to reach for that bottom rope! He has one rope break left and he’s planning to use it right now! Mark is pulling him back and away from the ropes! Mark is screaming out of the top of his lungs for Jake to tap out!!
Mark Michaels (off-mic): TAP OUT YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!
Jake Smith (off-mic): FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Jake Smith manages to get Mark Michaels in a backslide pin! The referee goes for the cover!
Stew-O: MARK MICHAELS RELEASES THE LIBERATION HAS BEGUN AS JAKE SMITH USES THAT SMALL WINDOW OF TIME TO SEPARATE HIMSELF FROM THE PURE CHAMPION! MARK RUNS TO JAKE!!! JAKE WITH A PARALYZER! THE SPINEBUSTER ON THE CHAMPION! JAKE IS HYPING HIMSELF UP AS HE AWAITS FOR MARK TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET! JAKE GETS MARK! HE IS GOING FOR BROKEN WINGS!!!
Deadprez: BROKEN WINGS ON THE PURE CHAMPION!!!! A BEAUTIFUL SNAP SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!! JAKE SMITH GOES FOR THE COVER!! NEW CHAMPION!!! NEW CHAMPION!!!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Stew-O: MARK MICHAELS GETS A HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! MARK HAS USED HIS LAST ROPE BREAK IN THIS MATCH! NOW, IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW MANY TIMES MARK GETS HIS HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE IN A NEAR FALL! IT DOESN’T CHANGE THE RESULT AND JAKE WILL WIN THE TITLE! JAKE SMITH HAS THREE FINGERS UP AS HE’S TRYING TO TELL THE REFEREE THAT IT WAS A THREE COUNT! THE REFEREE POINTS OUT THAT MARK HAD HIS HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE, MUCH SIMILAR TO WHAT JAKE HAD THE LAST TIME! JAKE IS GETTING FRUSTRATED HIMSELF! However, he doesn’t seem to be completely losing it like Mark is at the moment! Jake needs to figure out some way to keep Mark done! These two men look emotionally drained at the moment! These men have put everything on the line for the sake of the PURE Championship! Jake gets Mark up to his feet before toss him out of the ring! Mark lands on the apron as Jake steps through the middle rope onto the apron as well! I don’t recall Jake using this move, but Jake gets Mark to his feet!
Deadprez: MARK MICHAELS IS SHOWING SIGNS OF LIFE! HE GOES FOR A KNEE BREAKER TO JAKE SMITH’S FACE! JAKE STUMBLES BACK, BUT CATCHES MARK BY SURPRISE BY A KICK TO THE STOMACH! JAKE REELS MARK IN! WHAT IN THE HELL IS JAKE SMITH GOING TO DO!! FROM THE APRON —
Stew-O: — LAST RESORT!!!!!!!!!!! THE SNAP SWINGING NECKBREAKER FROM THE APRON!!! BOTH MEN GO CRASHING OUTSIDE, BUT JAKE IS ON HIS SECOND WIND AT THIS POINT IN THE MATCH!!! THE MOVE DOESN’T KEEP JAKE DOWN AS HE GETS MARK AND ROLLS HIM INSIDE THE RING!!!!! JAKE SMITH WITH THE COVER!!!!!
Deadprez: JAKE SMITH HAS DONE IT!!! JAKE SMITH IS THE PURE CHAMPION!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Here We Go” blasts through the speakers again. The crowd in the Egyptian Army Stadium EXPLODES in ovation as Jake Smith finds himself in a seated position in shock. The crowd may not like Jake in general, but they cannot deny that he earned this moment and fought with everything he had to offer. Jake doesn’t know how to process what the hell is going on as Sierra Bradford joins him in the ring and the two friends hug.)
Bella Braxton: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH…AND NEW ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING PURE CHAMPION…. JAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEE SMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIITTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Jake Smith is no longer the bridesmaid! He finds himself to be the bride tonight at Suez, Egypt! Jake manages to capture his first EAW title in his career! The first of many more! There’s no idea what is going through the twenty-four year old man’s head!
Deadprez: You can like Jake Smith or hate his guts, but there is no denying how much this victory is earned from him! Mark Michaels did everything in his power to keep that championship, but underestimating Jake Smith was a huge mistake on his part! This pushed Jake enough to want to prove to Mark Michaels and anyone else doubting him wrong! Mark was a fighting champion and no one should take that away from him!
(The camera pans to Mark Michaels holding the back of his head in pain. He is sat on the bottom of the ramp, trying to catch his breath. The man is fuming at the moment and you can see that from the look on his face. Meanwhile, Sierra Bradford helps Jake Smith back to his feet. The two friends talk for a moment.)
Stew-O: JAKE, TURN AROUND!!!!!
(The crowd gets louder as Drake King turns Jake Smith around as Drake embraces his friend. Jessica Miller, Drake’s sister is with him as we have ourselves a small Round Table reunion in the ring. The crowd applauds in seeing these two friends hugging each other.)
Deadprez: Drake King and Jake Smith are like brothers in a way! There’s no denying their bond. The two of them were not happy about Jake being trade to Showdown for Jenny Cien, but I think they’re both realizing at this moment this move was for the best! Jake’s the PURE Champion! Drake is on his way to becoming a future World Champion in his own right!
(After some catching up between the two members of The Round Table, the referee hands the PURE Championship to him as Jake Smith grasps onto the championship before raising the title high in the air. Jake still cannot believe that he won the match — he wasn’t shocked that he could beat Mark Michaels — but, he actually accomplished what he set out to do and that is unbelievable to him. Drake gets the PURE Championship and puts it around Jake’s waist.)
Stew-O: These two are so woat sometimes, but this moment is kinda adorable. :mjcry:
Deadprez: At Suez, Egypt, Jake Smith dethrones Mark Michaels and ends his four month reign as PURE Championship! The Mightiest Era is upon us! Congratulations to Jake Smith!
(The scene ends with Drake King, Jake Smith, Jessica Miller and Sierra Bradford all group hugging each other because why not?)
Stew-O: For the FIRST TIME EVER a Women’s Championship will be defended in the sovereign state of Egypt! History is set to unfold before our very eyes!
( “Needles and Pins” by the Deftones plays over the sound system, and the thunderous ovation only intensifies. Kendra Shamez makes her graceful stroll out to the stage dressed to compete, with a large extravagant robe that drags down behind her. Kendra’s eyes light up, and she marvels at the audience who are all clamoring for her. She greets them with a smile, and continues down the ramp in elegance and glory – prompting fireworks to ring off from above the Egyptian Army Stadium. )
Stew-O: You cannot talk about history without mentioning this woman. A living legend, The OG herself, the incomparable KENDRA SHAMEZ!
Deadprez: In her own words: The sky is blue. The grass is green. And Kendra Shamez is the reason why the women in EAW are thriving. Living legend is about as accurate as you can get when you describe this woman Stew. She is far from a relic of the past, Kendra to this very day is one of the greatest athletes in the world. There may not be a more appropriate choice to represent the EAW Women’s division in this history making match, than The OG!
Stew-O: And Kendra made it perfectly clear over the last number of weeks on Dynasty that she is as tenacious as she’s ever been Prez. There’s really no question that she still ‘has it’, the only question truly that remains is how far will the Hall of Famer and multiple-time Vixens World Champion be willing to go in order to make history all over again tonight in Suez??
( “Put Em’ Up” by Lupe Fiasco plays over the sound system, and the stadium lights immediately change vibe from the elegant aura of Shamez’ to the darker aura of The Mauler. The fans give a massive ovation, with a touch of boos sprinkled over cheers, as Kassidy Heart walks out to the stage dressed to compete with the Universal Women’s Championship around her waist. )
Stew-O: HERE COMES THE MAULER!!!!
( Kassidy Heart holds up the Universal Women’s Championship to the audience from the stage. She nods whilst her eyes scan the stadium, and she refocuses her intense gaze up to her opponent before continuing her entrance. )
Deadprez: It’s a lot like looking in the mirror for Kendra now isn’t it? That’s a young lady up there on her way down that winding aisle who knows damn well she belongs there.
Stew-O: You’ve touched on it before Prez and I think we’re seeing it here – that ‘look’. The mixture of hunger, focus and almost insanity in the eyes all rolled into one ‘look’ that sticks with an Elitist when they have tapped into their full potential. That’s what we’ve seen coming from Kassidy Heart over the past number of months, and it seems like the longer her championship reign continues the BETTER she seems to become!
Deadprez: It’s what makes this match so special. There is no ceiling for somebody like Kassidy and she knows it. Fully in her element, much like Kendra Shamez during her hey day. But Kassidy is still susceptible to flaws as are many athletes at her age, and as time has gone by Kendra has developed into a more cerebral competitor. The pressure of walking into a seemingly brave new world and trailblazing can do two things: break you, or make a diamond out of you. You BETTER BELIEVE Kendra Shamez is going for that first option, and she’s applying the pressure tonight, you just know it!
( Kendra and Kassidy share the same ring and the official sends both women to their corners. “Put Em’ Up” dies down shortly after )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for one fall… and will be contested for the UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!
( The capacity audience becomes unglued, a moment that resonates. With the gender inequality that continues to take place in their reason, it is a meaningful experience for the audience. Kendra and Kassidy look around,allowing it to soak in. )
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… the challenger! Hailing from Buffalo, New York, she is a 2x Vixens World Champion and EAW HALL OF FAMER! “THE OG” KKKKKKKEEENNNDRAAAAAAAAAAAA SHHHAAMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!
( Kendra Shamez holds her arms out and smiles warmly, she is brimming with confidence. )
Bella Braxton: Her opponent… hailing from Sydney, Australia, she is the REIGNING UNIVERSAL WOMENS CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOOOOOORLLLLLDDDD!!!!! “THE MAULER”!!!!! KAAAASSSIIIIDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYY HEEEEEEEEEARRRRRRRT!!!!!
( Kassidy Heart raises her title with one hand, and loudly hypes herself up to the rabid audience, pointing to Kendra Shamez and promising she’s gonna kill her. She then hands the title to the official, and the referee passes it off to the timekeeper before calling for the bell. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stew-O: The OG and The Mauler meet in singles competition for the first time ever, in the first major women’s championship singles match in the history of Egypt! Kendra and Kassidy progressively closing in on each other, having a few choice words with each other. They aren’t exactly on ‘good terms’ with one another after the way Shamez went about provoking the Universal Women’s Champion. There’s probably not going to be a lot of sportswomanship heading into this.
Deadprez: Yeah no kidding? These two are barring each other to death with all types of insults! Shamez ends up mushing Kassidy right in her face! She slings more insults where that came from, mushes Kassidy’s face again! KASSIDY WITH THE WRIST SNATCH!
Stew-O: Kendra frees the hand, and Kassidy TRIPS KENDRA TO THE GROUND WITH A DOUBLE LEG, SNATCHES THE WRIST AND TRIES TO WORK HER OWN LEG OVER FOR THE KNEELING HAND-CONNECTED OMOPLATA! But Shamez darts up from the mat! Kass going after the legs now, and wants to take Kendra back down, but Kendra retreats to the corner! Kassidy following Kendra up, but Kendra steps one foot through the ropes out to the apron and the official has to intervene as a result. Kassidy doesn’t want to take ‘no’ for an answer, and the audience who seemed to almost favor The OG just a minute ago are firmly behind The Mauler at what may only be the beginning of her onslaught!
Deadprez: Yeah Kendra needs to realize that Kassidy Heart may play the role she needs to for the cameras out in the public eye, but as soon as that bell rings she’s in the ring with a crazy bitch!
Stew-O: Kendra runs her fingers through her hair and begins circling the ring with the champion. The two draw nearer, sliding shoot clutch to the knee from Kass. Transition into a front facelock takeover by Kendra! Kassidy rolls through it before it can end up being a pin, and the two ladies are ripping at each other jockeying for leverage before Kass RIPS KENDRA back to the floor with a headlock takedown! Kendra counters out of it using a headscissors! Heart taken over and is at a kneeling position with her head caught tight between the vice of Kendra’s headscissors! Kass digs her nails into Kendra’s legs and rakes away at them to try to escape! KENDRA CONVERTS WITH A TWISTING HANDSTAND HEADSCISSORS TAKEOVER! KASSIDY SITS UP ALMOST SURPRISED!
Deadprez: WOW! KENDRA NIPS UP TO HER FEET! AND CATCHES A RECOVERING KASSIDY HEART WITH A DROPKICK!
Stew-O: And laughs while doing it! When you’re a great it just comes natural to you doesn’t it! Kendra catches Kassidy recovering with a flurry of knees to the ribs, backing Kassidy against the ropes in a defenseless state. Kendra batters stiff shots across the head, and she rips at Kassidy’s hair to pull her away from the ropes before scooping her up and sending her OVER WITH A FALLAWAY SLAM! This sends Kassidy Heart rolling across the ring and ending up on the apron! Kendra walks over to where her opponent momentarily resides, and plants a kick to the back of the head! Kassidy drops from the apron down to her feet, and she catches an oncoming Kendra Shamez with some right hands of her own! Kendra returns fire almost at the same exact moment and overtakes Kassidy with an off guard knee strike to the ribs before scooping Kassidy up in her arms again.. ANOTHER FALLAWAY SLAM, SENDING KASSIDY INTO THE BARRICADE WITH A HELL OF A THUD!!! Kendra keeping the clamps on and scoops Kassidy Heart up yet again, BONE JARRING scoop slam sending Kassidy right into the apron!!! And dropping awkwardly back on her neck!!!!
Deadprez: Shamez assuming control and is already giving you a hell of an opening thesis as to why she regarded in the way that she is. Kendra brings Kassidy up from the floor and, at the referee’s behest, sends Kassidy rolling back into the ring. Kassidy quickly crawls to the furthest corner and Kendra re-enters the ring with haste. She gives the crowd nod and a gesture before making her way back over to the champion, but Heart cuts her off with a back elbow out of the corner! Shamez is dazed, Heart comes right after her, and Shamez catches her with a rolling forearm! Kassidy FELT that! But she responds with a thrust kick! LEG CAUGHT BY KENDRA, AND FOLLOWS UP WITH A LEG TRAP GERMAN!!!
Stew-O: Not so fast, Heart counters with an inside cradle counter!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWO
Stew-O: Kendra twists out of it and counters with a double underhook of both legs! BUT INSTEAD OF REVERSING WITH HER OWN PIN, SHE’S ATTEMPTING A SHARPSHOOTER!!!
Deadprez: KASSIDY YANKS KENDRA BY THE WRIST IN TOWARDS HER AND COUNTERS OUT OF THAT WITH A SMALL PACKAGE!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWO
Stew-O: KENDRA ROLLS THROUGH THE PACKAGE!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWO
Stew-O: KASSIDY ROLLS THROUGH, STACKING KENDRA ON HER SHOULDERS!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWO
Deadprez: KICK OUT! Both ladies scrambling up, and Kassidy springs back to the leg and snarls like a rabid animal, looking for the KNEE BAR! GOT IT!!! KENDRA’S CAUGHT IN THE KNEE BAR!
Stew-O: At the wrong place and at the wrong time! Kendra Shamez stretches out her arm as far as she can, and gets a hold around the bottom rope, rendering the submission void. The official counts away, and an annoyed Kassidy Heart sits up and tosses the leg aside. Kendra attempts to drag herself out of the ring, but AS SOON AS SHE DOES THE MAULER COMES RIGHT BACK ON HER TAIL, RIPPING HER LONG SLENDER BODY BACK INTO THE RING BY HER LOCKS! Kendra is helpless in the grasp of The Mauler, and Kassidy rips Kendra right back up to her feet… and into a KASSPLODER PLEX!!!! CONNECTS, AND HEART ROLLS THROUGH IT! ANOTHER KASSPLODER PLEX!!! RATTLES THE RING WITH IT, WITH A MORE DEVASTATING WHIPLASH BOUNCING THE BACK OF KENDRA’S HEAD OFF THE CANVAS! AND HEART ROLLS THROUGH AGAIN TAKING HERSELF AND HER OPPONENT BACK UP! KASSPLODER PLEX THROW INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!!
Deadprez: Kendra Shamez drops to her bottom, feeling the effects, and Shamez tries the best she can to pull herself back up as quickly as possible only to meet a flurry of blows in concession from the Universal Champion! Irish whip by Heart! Reverse whip by Kendra who musters up enough strength at the last second! But instead of hitting the corner, Kassidy stops the momentum with a baseball slide and charges right back! DECAPITATING BIG BOOT BY SHAMEZ!!!!
Stew-O: COMBAT ROLL EVASION BY HEART! A GO-TO FROM HER HUSBAND, AND HEART POUNCES UP ONTO KENDRA SHAMEZ’ SHOULDERS WITH A SPINNING TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSOR TAKEOVER!
Deadprez: ! NO! COUNTERED INTO THE TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER BY SHAMEZ!
Stew-O: TIMELY EVASION INTO A HELL OF A COUNTER REVERSED BY THE INGENUITY OF THE OG!
Deadprez: Brilliant! I’d say she needs to capitalize right then and there, but Kendra Shamez drags herself away from her opponent instead of dragging herself closer! From the way it looks, I think she’s favoring the tailbone – which took a bad landing on that first Kassploder plex, and got aggravated after landing tailbone-first on that middle turnbuckle. Shamez is using the ropes for support and the concerned official is talking to the Hall of Famer, discussing what may be a clear injury. Shamez insisting of course that it isn’t, wouldn’t expect anything less. AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT KASSIDY HEART FIRES RIGHT BACK WITH A RUNNING HIGH KNEE TO THE JAW! FOLLOWS UP WITH A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Kassidy favoring her own back for a little bit, while Shamez rolls out to the apron favoring her tailbone – and Heart springs over the ropes to the apron herself, right behind Shamez, and SPRINTS AT HER!!!! BANG!!! PENALTY KICK ACROSS THE BACK OF THE DAMN HEAD! THAT TURNED KENDRA INSIDE OUT AND SENT HER OFF THE APRON AFTER THAT SADISTIC BOOT!
Stew-O: Kassidy Heart drops down to ringside where Kendra Shamez lays there right in front of our table. Kassidy has a few words with the audience, you can tell the atmosphere is really starting to rile her up. Now The Mauler returns her sights to her prey, pulling her up from the floor by her head from behind… Shamez trying to rip Kassidy’s hands away , only for Kassidy to begin hammering away with headbutts into the back of the skull! This is a woman who has a history of concussion issues mind you, but if it means sacrificing her own health in order to effectively punish her opponent, she’ll DO THAT, AS KASSIDY DELIVERS A BACK SUPLEX TO THE APRON!!!
Ref: Let’s take it back in the ring Kass! Come one! 1!!!!
Deadprez: The ref counting away now, but Kassidy doesn’t give a damn, she’s got Kendra by the waistlock and pulls her off of the apron… NOW A KASSPLODER PLEX INTO THE ARABIC ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!! TO SEND KENDRA THROUGH IT!!!!!
Stew-O: THE ANNOUNCERS MOVING OUT OF THE WAY! KENDRA TRYING HER BEST TO HOLD HER GROUND, BUT KASSIDY MUSCLES HER UP AND WANTS TO COMPLETELY OBLITERATE HER WITH THE KASSPLODER!!!
Deadprez: RAKE OF THE EYES FROM THE OG! AND A STANDING SWITCH TO BOOT! NO NO NO NO NO! KENDRA SENDS KASSIDY RUNNING FORWARD, SKULL BANGING ACROSS THE LED RINGPOST!!! AND KASSIDY FALLS OUT, DID YOU HEAR THAT SOUND???
Stew-O: THIS IS REALLY BAD, REALLY, REALLY BAD! KASSIDY HAS NO BUSINESS TAKING THAT LEVEL OF BUMP TO THE HEAD, BUT DESPERATE TIMES FOR SHAMEZ CALLED FOR DESPERATE MEASURES! THE OFFICIAL’S COUNT IS AT “7”, AND KENDRA GOES THROUGH HELL OR HIGH WATER TO BRING A SANDBAGGING KASSIDY BACK INTO THE RING, BAD BACK AND ALL! THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION LOOKS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT, AND KENDRA DRAGS HERSELF IN THE RING AT THE COUNTER OF “9”! SHAMEZ ROLLS KASSIDY OVER WITH THE COVER!
Stew-O: KICK OUT OF ONE! AFTER THAT?
Deadprez: INSTINCT, 100% STEW! THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH AUTOPILOT, BUT THE MAULER AIN’T THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS MATCH WITH INSTINCTS! KENDRA SHAMEZ KNOWS A SETTING DUCK WHEN SHE SEES ONE, AND SHE JOGS OVER TO THE TURNBUCKLE BEFORE CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP….. DIVING MOONSAULT!!!!!! FLAWLESS DELIVERY!
Stew-O: BUT SHAMEZ ISN’T FINISHED, SHE’S DRAGGING HERSELF BACK UP, FAVORING THE BACK AND ALL, AND JOGS OVER TO THE CORNER AGAIN! AND SPRINGBOARDS BACK UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! ANOTHER DIVING MOONSAULT!!!!! WITH EVEN MORE ELEVATION THAN BEFORE! LISTEN TO THAT IMPACT! THAT JUST DROVE THE AIR RIGHT OUT OF THE CHAMPION’S LUNGS, AND A SNUG HOOK OF THE LEGS!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Stew-O: KICKOUT FROM HEART, AT THE LAST SPLIT SECOND!
Deadprez: Kendra is not a happy camper after that one, but she’s learning exactly what the Universal Women’s Champ is made of. When it comes to absorbing punishment, there aren’t too many people who can say they’ve withstood as much punishment in their careers as Kendra Shamez. The exact same can be said when it comes to dishing it out. But tonight Kendra is in the ring with someone who, perhaps for the first time in a long time, can take – and dish out – as much punishment as she can. You can see the gears turning in her mind, she knows it to be true. And looks like she’s going to improvise! Kendra marches over to the corner, and is ripping off the padding of one of the turnbuckles!
( The official tries to get involved and stop Kendra in her tracks, but Kendra completely ignores him and successfully removes the padding from the top turnbuckle. )
Stew-O: Cold rolled steel exposed beneath the turnbuckle, and Kendra kicks the turnbuckle pad out of the ring before going right back after Kassidy who is sucking wind and favoring her ribs. She’s taken some serious damage to the midsection, and Kendra is adding more to it with a flurry of harsh stomps! Kendra rips Kassidy up to a knee by her hair,
Kendra Shamez: I am your OG, and I will be respected as such!
Stew-O: DIZZYING SLAP ACROSS THE FACE FROM KENDRA! KASSIDY ISN’T EVEN ABLE TO RESPOND! Kendra Shamez rips Kassidy Heart up from the canvas and scoops her over her shoulder… eyes targeting the exposed steel turnbuckle! AND KENDRA CHARGING FORWARD WITH KASSIDY IN TOW, LOOKING TO END KASSIDY’S CAREER! SNAKE EYES!!!!
Deadprez: HAMMERFISTS BY KASSIDY ACROSS THE HEAD! AT THE LAST SECOND KASSIDY SLIDES DOWN KENDRA’S SHOULDER AND SENDS KENDRA RUNNING, MOMENTUM SENDING KENDRA HEAD FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED RING POST!
Stew-O: Shamez stops herself just a heartbeat before collision! And counters with a SPRINGBOARD DIVING CROSSBODY OUT OF THE CORNER!!!
Deadprez: MIDAIR GUTBUSTER REVERSAL FROM THE MAULER!!! BOTH KNEES SINKING INTO THE STOMACH OF THE OG, AND HEART TRAPS HER IN WITH A FIRM HOOK OF BOTH LEGS!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Stew-O: KICK OUT by Shamez! Sensational counter from the champion, and the two scramble up to their feet as quickly as they can! RUNNING BICYCLE KICK BY HEART INTO THE SKULL OF A DOUBLED OVER SHAMEZ, STILL DAMAGED BY THE GUTBUSTER! This sends Shamez stumbling through the ropes and just barely catching herself on the apron with the middle ring rope. Kassidy follows suit, rebounds off the ropes and charges across the ring! GOOD LORD!!!! SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!!
Deadprez: KENDRA HOLDS A GRASP ON THE MIDDLE ROPES!
Stew-O: AND KASSIDY RIPS KENDRA’S GRASP AWAY WITH PURE STRENGTH!!!! AND STARTS RUNNING TOWARDS THE RAMP! UP THE RAMP! JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB DIRECTLY INTO THE RAMP!!!!! WHAT A SURGE OF STRENGTH AND ADRENALINE FROM THE CHAMPION, KENDRA IS SCREAMING IN PAIN, AND THE MAULER COLLAPSES TO ALL FOURS AFTER PUTTING HER ALL INTO THAT POWERBOMB!
Deadprez: It takes an extraordinary amount of stamina and power to execute even half of what the champ just executed! The official himself is exiting the ring, coming to the aid of the OG Vixen who is rolling around, reaching for the small of her back and screaming in pain. That was a horrific thud to the unforgiving floor! No give, no relent, no mercy!
( Kassidy Heart sits against the ramp barrier, and watches Kendra continue to roll around in anguish. Kassidy’s facial expression immediately changes. )
Stew-O: Uh oh….and practically screaming in pain. I think a lightbulb just went off inside of the champion’s head, which is a shock to me considering up until this very moment I was convinced that she’d been concussed. But clearly the lights are still on in some capacity, and the champion is already approaching the fallen Kendra Shamez. Kassidy drags her Hall of Fame opponent back to ringside and eventually back into the ring as well, before sliding herself back in. Kendra Shamez starts crawling as quickly as she can to the corner, but is stopped by Heart who grabs ahold of an ankle. Kendra gets up to one leg and tries hobbling forward, and Kass SLAMS A BLOW RIGHT INTO THE TAILBONE, BRINGING KENDRA DOWN TO ALL FOURS WITH A PAIN-FILLED GRUNT! Kassidy’s eyes light up! She watches Kendra try to recover, and delivers an even more crushing blow to the lower back! And a vicious stomp into the damaged tailbone! We’ve seen careers come to an end off of mere accidental collisions involving the lower back area!
Deadprez: There is very little that compares to the pain of a back injury, especially in the middle of a match! Kassidy knows this and she is exploiting it, with a FLURRY OF STOMPS INTO THE BACK, CAUSING KENDRA TO ROLL AWAY! Kendra is drug away from the ropes by the roots of her hair, Kass tilts her right arm back, and a VICIOUS STOMP TO THE BENT ARM! Kendra rolls away clutching at the right shoulder, the champion is dismantling a woman who is far, far beyond her in experience! It’s a sickening yet awe-inspiring sight to behold, as Kassidy slings Kendra Shamez over her shoulders…. EYES FACING THE EXPOSED STEEL TURNBUCKLE…. OH GOD…
Stew-O: SHE RUNS FORWARD! KASSIDY HEART RUNS KENDRA SHAMEZ TAILBONE FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!!!
Deadprez: SUNSET FLIP PIN COUNTER BY SHAMEZ AT THE LAST SECOND! THE REFEREE CAUGHT OFF GUARD BY THAT AND SLIDES TO THE MAT FOR THE COUNT!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEE!!! TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stew-O: KASSIDY SENDS KENDRA FLYING OFF OF HER WITH HER LEGS! AND KENDRA ENDS UP CRASHING INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, THE BACK OF HER HEAD SMACKING AGAINST THE STEEL!!!
Deadprez: No no no no no! Kendra catches herself using the ropes at the last second! Kassidy sprints up to her feet, Shamez charges at her with a clothesline! Ducked by Heart! Shamez rebounds off the ropes behind Kassidy, and Kassidy SPRINGBOARDS OFF OF THE ROPES IN FRONT OF HER, ONTO KENDRA’S SHOULDERS FOR ‘NORVINA LIGHTS’!!!! SPRINGBOARD SPIKE PILEDRIVER BY KASSIDY!!!
Stew-O: BITCH TREATMENT!!!!!!!
Stew-O: NORVINA LIGHTS COUNTERED INTO THE POP-UP BITCH TREATMENT!!!!!!!! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!! POP UP JUMPING CUTTER BY SHAMEZ FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!!!
Deadprez: SHAMEZ PULLED THAT ONE FROM DEEP WITHIN HER RESERVES, BOTH ELITISTS DOWN ON THE CANVAS! SHAMEZ NEEDS TO GET THE HELL OVER HOMEGIRL IMMEDIATELY! KENDRA SHAMEZ LOOKS ALL OUT OF SORTS, WRITHING IN BACK PAIN! BUT SHE’S CRAWLING DESPERATELY, DESPERATELY OVER THE MAULER AFTER CATCHING HER SLIPPING WITH THAT LEGENDARY MOVE! AND FINALLY A HOOK OF THE LEG!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Deadprez: KASSIDY HEART WITH A SHOULDER UP!!!! SOMEHOW! SOMEWAY!
Stew-O: Kendra Shamez shaking her head in frustration, these members of the EAW Universe can’t believe it. Many of them have seen Kendra put Hall of Famer after Hall of Famer away with this move so many times in the past, but it’s clear Kendra is feeling the effects more and more as time goes on. It has been said plenty of times Deadprez that time away from the ring is the worst enemy of any in ring competitor, tonight is a night where on numerous occasions some of the best to ever do it have had to confront such an enemy. There is no conditioning quite like being in the ring, and Kendra Shamez MUST make good on every serendipitous opening if she hopes to keep a machine like The Mauler down, here in the Egyptian Army Stadium!
Deadprez: Shamez soldiering herself up to a vertical base and she gets a chance at catching Kassidy Heart just before she can crawl out of the ring, and sends down stomps right into the face of the Universal Women’s Champion! Shamez mounts over the champion, and continues with a flurry of blows, while Heart can only barely cover up! The official counting away at those closed fist shots, and Shamez SCREAMS into the referee’s face as the count reaches “4”! We’re starting to see that cool exterior quickly deteriorate from the Hall of Famer, she started this match looking teflon but now she’s starting to feel the desert heat! Shamez scrapes Heart up from the floor, takes her by the back of the head and sends Kassidy RUNNING TEMPLE FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED STEEL TURNBUCKLE!!!!
Stew-O: KASSIDY STOPS THE COLLISION WITH HER BOOT! Shamez rips at Kassidy by the locks, and starts hammering away blows right into her windpipe! Kassidy trying to send hammerfists back, but she’s overcome by the repeated, nasty throat strikes! Kassidy is sent careening into the ropes, and rebounds RIGHT INTO A DECAPITATING BIG BOOT!!!
Deadprez: Not so fast! Kassidy stops the rebound, Kendra comes after her! BICYCLE KNEE LIFT HITS THE JAW OF SHAMEZ! She stumbles away as a result, and Kassidy flips over the ropes only to quickly make her way up the nearby turnbuckle……… Kassidy isn’t exactly the queen of the skies but she does have a few extremely effective aerial attacks in her arsenal that are deadly!
Stew-O: BANG!!! SPIT KNOCKING BIG BOOT BY SHAMEZ!!!! THE OG JUST EXPLODED WITH THUNDEROUS KICK, SENDING THE TASTE RIGHT OUT OF KASSIDY’S MOUTH!!!
Deadprez: KENDRA FOLLOWING UP, AS HEART IS SLUMPED OVER AT THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, KENDRA SHAMEZ CLIMBS UP THE SAME CORNER AND ATTEMPTS TO CRADLE KASSIDY IN HER ARMS –
Stew-O: But Shamez’ back is giving out! Shamez is forced to step down from the turnbuckle and try to stretch some feeling into the lower back after all of the wear and tear done in this match. Kassidy Heart is adjusting herself all the meanwhile, but make no mistake about it, it’s only a matter of moments before we start to see track marks from the bottom of Kendra’s boot all over the champ’s face! Shamez hammers away at the ribs of The Mauler to subvert and leverage, and summons the will to climb back up to the turnbuckle……….. climbing until she’s standing at the very top rope, hovering over her laid out opponent…..
Deadprez. YOU’VE GOT TO BE JOKING!!!!!! DEADLIFT FALLAWAY SLAM BY SHAMEZ FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!
Stew-O: KASSIDY HEART SENT FLYING NEARLY THE ENTIRE DISTANCE ACROSS THE RING, AND BOUNCES OFF THE MAT FOLLOWING THE COLLISION! FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY, THE CHAMPION HAS BEEN SPLATTERED ALL OVER THE MAT!
Deadprez: But that might have taken almost as much out of Kendra as it did Kassidy! Neither of these girls haved moved a muscle since the collision!
( Kassidy Heart is laid out below the bottom turnbuckle next to the ring post, and Kendra Shamez is laying at her side favoring her injured back. The crowd wills both Elitists on with dueling chants, and a replay is aired showing the fallaway slam from the top turnbuckle. The replay estimates Kassidy Heart reaching a height of 12 feet in the air before crashing down, and we see Kendra Shamez reacting in agony after hitting the mat herself. )
Stew-O: Unbelievable height following a herculean showing from Shamez, who after what feels like an eternity finally gets to drag Kassidy Heart closer to the center of the ring and get the lateral press going for herself!
Deadprez: WAIT A MINUTE! KASSIDY WITH THE SMALL PACKAGE COUNTER! OUT OF NOWHERE! OUT OF NOWHERE! HOW???
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Deadprez: THAT WAS THREE!?!? NO THE REF IS WAVING IT OFF! YOU CAN HEAR THE SHOCKWAVE OF ANXIETY IN THE AUDIENCE AFTER THAT RAZOR THIN CLOSE NEARFALL! Kendra Shamez scrambles up to her feet, snatches Kassidy by the legs! LOOKING FOR IT!!! SHAMELESS GRACE!!!! FIGURE FOUR SET UP LEADING INTO THE FIGURE EIGHT!!!! SHE’S GOT KASSIDY HEART RIGHT WHERE SHE WANTS HER, NOWHERE TO GO!
Stew-O: NOT SO FAST! AS KENDRA TURNS TO APPLY THE FIGURE EIGHT, KASSIDY HEART USES HER LOWER BODY TO PROPEL KENDRA FORWARD!
Deadprez: SKULL! TO! STEEL!!!! KENDRA SHAMEZ IS CRACKED RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES WITH THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!!!!! SON OF A BITCH!!!!
Stew-O: KENDRA’S EYES JUST WENT ROLLING IN THE BACK OF HER SKULL, AND KASSIDY HEART RUSHES UP TO HER FROM BEHIND! WAISTLOCK HOLD! TAKING HER OUT OF THE CORNER! KASSPLODER PLEX!!! ROLLS THROUGH IT!!! ANOTHER KASSPLODER PLE-
Deadprez: NO, POP-UP LUNGBLOWER!!!! BOTH KNEES DRIVEN INTO THE TAILBONE OF KENDRA SHAMEZ!!!!! SADISTIC! SADISTIC! KENDRA TOSSING AND SQUIRMING, KASSIDY HEART COMES REBOUNDING OFF THE ROPES! CURB STOMP!!!!!!!! PAINFULLY EVER AFTER STOMPING IN THE ALREADY RINGING HEAD!!!! A MERCY KILLING IF YOU EVER SAW IT, THERE’S THE COVER!!!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
( Kassidy Heart sits up in shock, following a kickout from Kendra Shamez. )
Stew-O: SHAMEZ STILL ALIVE!!!
Deadprez: AT 2 AND 7/8THS! HOW THE HELL IS SHE STILL ABLE TO MOVE! HOW, AFTER ALL THAT, IS SHE EVEN ABLE TO TWITCH?!
Stew-O: That’s gotta be the question going through Kassidy’s mind right about now! We spoke earlier about ‘tenacity’, which may certainly be a feature quality for Kassidy Heart, but it is a DEFINING QUALITY for The OG! There may be nobody more willing to put it all on the line than Kendra Shamez, and Kassidy Heart is bearing witness to this here at Battle Of Egypt! Universal Women’s Championship on the line! And Kassidy Heart wants to seal the deal, standing over Shamez, and hooking a leg………….
Deadprez: STEPS ONE LEG THROUGH, TWISTS AND TURNS HER BODY…. “SHAMELESS GRACE” BY KASSIDY HEART!!!! FIGURE EIGHT LEG LOCK APPLIED!!!!
Stew-O: MY GOODNESS! KASSIDY RIPPING A PAGE OUT OF KENDRA’S BOOK, WITH A MOVE SHE HERSELF IS WELL FAMILIAR WITH AND HAS APTLY NAMED FOR HERSELF AS ‘XOXO KASS’!!!
Deadprez: I DON’T KNOW ABOUT THAT, AIN’T NO LOVE IN A SUBMISSION LIKE THAT! KENDRA’S MOST EFFICIENT TOOL IN HER SHED MAY END UP DOING HER IN, AND WHO BETTER TO APPLY THAT THAN THE SUBMISSION QUEEN HERSELF? KASSIDY KNOWS HER WAY AROUND A HOLD AS WELL AS ANYBODY ELSE IN THIS BUSINESS, AND KENDRA SHAMEZ IS FEELING IT ALLLL IN HER LEGS AND HER LOWER BACK RIGHT NOW! GNASHING HER TEETH, SHAKING HER HEAD WITH A LOOK OF TOTAL DESPAIR!
Stew-O: BUT SHAMEZ…. SHAMEZ NOT GOING OUT WITHOUT A FIGHT! SHAMEZ POUNDS KNUCKLES INTO THE CANVAS; SHE DRAGS, AND DRAAAGS, AND DRAAAAAAAAAAGS HERSELF INCH BY INCH! BEFORE TWISTING HERSELF, EVEN AT THE RISK OF AGGRAVATING THE INJURED LOWER BACK! KASSIDY HEART COMES RAINING DOWN BLOWS TO THE LEGS OF KENDRA SHAMEZ! BUT KENDRA REACHES OUT, AND REACHES DEEP INSIDE HERSELF, WITH EVERY FIBER OF HER BEING! AND…………
Deadprez: SHE’S GONNA TAP!!!! KENDRA SINKS BACK TO THE FLOOR, NO LONGER ABLE TO SIT UP, SHE’S BROUGHT TO THE BRINK OF TEARS OUT OF THE PAIN SHE’S HAVING TO ENDURE! IT’S OVER!!!
( The crowd roars in shock after what they’ve just seen.)
Stew-O: NOT YET!!!! KENDRA WITH A SURGE, ONE LAST GASP, TWISTS OUT OF IT, AND REVERSES THE HOLD!!!! XOXO KASS CONVERTED INTO AN INVERTED SHAMELESS GRACE!!!! WITH THE PRESSURE COMPLETELY REVERSED ON HEART!!! KASSIDY BANGING HER FISTS INTO THE CANVAS, CLUTCHING AT HER HEAD, SCREAMING AND BITING HER OWN FINGERS! SHAMEZ HAS SOMEHOW GARNERED CONTROL OF THE INVERTED FIGURE FOUR!!!
Deadprez: HOW IN GOD’S NAME WAS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE???
Kendra Shamez: TAP YOU STUPID BITCH! TAP!!!!!
Deadprez: KASSIDY LETS OUT ANOTHER PAINED, FRUSTRATED YELL!
Stew-O: THE CHAMPION HOWEVER IS STILL TEARING, CLAWING, REFUSING TO QUIT, REFUSING TO DIE! SHE’S BANGING HER FISTS ON THE MAT AGAIN, RILING HERSELF UP, SNARLING AND FLARING HER NOSTRILS WITH A MAD LOOK ON HER FACE! IT’S ALMOST LIKE THE MORE PAIN SHE’S ENDURING, THE ANGRIER SHE’S BECOMING! KASSIDY LITERALLY SLAPPING SENSE INTO HERSELF! WHAT IN THE –
Deadprez: KASSIDY OVERPOWERS KENDRA! AND HAS THE RIGHT LEG TORQUED AROUND KASSIDY’S OWN RIGHT LEG! ROLLING KENDRA AROUND WITH THE MODIFIED CALF CRUSHER
Stew-O: SHE IS RAGDOLLING KENDRA AROUND THE CANVAS USING A ROLLING CALF CRUSHER, AFTER FORCEFULLY BREAKING FREE OF THE INVERTED FIGURE FOUR! KENDRA’S LONG RIGHT LEG BENT IN A KNOT AROUND KASSIDY’S RIGHT LEG ……..
AND KASSIDY TUCKS KENDRA’S LEFT LEG BEHIND HER HEAD, FORCING A JIU JITSU BANANA SPLIT!!! KASSIDY USES HER OWN FREE LEFT LEG …… AND PLANTS IT AGAINST KENDRA’S TORQUED RIGHT LEG!!!! OH MY GOD!!! KENDRA’S BEING COMPLETELY RIPPED IN HALF BY THE “GAWDS GIFT” SUBMISSION!!!!
Deadprez: FURIOUS TRANSITION OUT OF THE REVERSE FIGURE FOUR, INTO THE “GAWDS GIFT”!!!! FROM A BRUISED LOWER BACK TO A COMPLETELY CRUSHED LOWER BODY, THIS NEEDS TO END! SHE’S NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO WALK ANYMORE! TO EVEN BE ABLE TO SO MUCH AS STAND ON HER OWN FEET FOR THE REST OF HER DAMN LIFE IF THIS CONTINUES! THIS NEEDS TO STOP NOW!
Stew-O: KASSIDY WITH A COLD SCORNED LOOK IN HER EYES! IT DOESN’T EVEN OCCUR TO HER HOW MUCH SHE IS DESTROYING ANOTHER HUMAN BEING! THE DEAFENING WAILS OF HER OPPONENT FALLING ON DEAF EARS!!! KENDRA SHAMEZ RIPPING AT HER OWN HAIR, SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS, AS SHE IS BEING TORN TO PIECES BEFORE OUR VERY EYES!!!!!
LORD HAVE MERCY, SHE TAPS!!!!!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HERE IS YO-
Deadprez: WAIT A SECOND!!
(The crowd starts going crazy.)
Deadprez: THAT’S RAVEN ROBERTS! RAVEN ROBERTS! RAVEN HAS THE CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE! KASSIDY HEART HAS JUST GOTTEN UP AND SHE HASN’T SNAPPED BACK INTO REALITY YET!!! KASSIDY STILL HAS THAT FARAWAY LOOK IN HER EYES AND I DON’T THINK IT’S REGISTERED FOR HER! SHE HAS NO CLUE WHAT’S GOING ON!!!
Stew-O: TALON! TALON! RAVEN JUST FLOORED KASSIDY WITH THE TALON KICK! RAVEN SLAMS THE BRIEFCASE INTO THE CHEST OF THE REFEREE WHO LOOKS TERRIFIED OVER WHAT’S ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO THE CHAIRMAN’S WIFE!!!
Raven Roberts (Off Mic): I DON’T GIVE A DAMN WHO SHE IS! RING THE BELL!
Stew-O and Deadprez: :damn:!!!
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… RAVEN ROBERTS IS CASHING IN THE BRIEFCASE!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: RAVEN CHECKS KASSIDY TO MAKE SURE SHE’S OUT AND SHE CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE! YOU CAN SEE THE TEARS IN RAVEN’S EYES AS SHE LOOKS TO THE SKIES AND FLIES!!! RAVEN’S WINGS!!! THE SPIRAL TAP CONNECTS ON KASSIDY HEART AND AN EMOTIONAL RAVEN ROBERTS HOOKS THE LEGS!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…. HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION… RAVEN ROBERTS!!!
(“Mark My Words” my Dollskin hits the sound system and the referee, who’s got the Universal Women’s Championship in his hands, walks over to Raven. The ‘Bird of Prey’ has rolled off Kassidy and the sheer emotion that fills her face tells the entire story. Two world championship losses, a lot of uncertainty, no clear direction, and feelings of inadequacy. Going from the highest of highs to the lowest of lows. To feeling everything in between. The referee passes Raven the championship and once Raven has that belt in her hands she looks down at it almost in awe.)
Stew-O: What a sight! What a moment! Raven Roberts just cashed in her briefcase and ended ‘The Mauler’s’ championship reign!
Deadprez: Ohmygod! I’m SHOOK! I NEVER saw this coming and honestly I thought Kassidy Heart would be the champ forever!
Stew-O: Raven Roberts, a woman who has been on the cusp of breaking out for so long, just seized the moment and grabbed her first ever world championship here in EAW!
(Raven takes a moment to hug her newly won championship to her chest before standing up and allowing the referee to raise her hand. She holds the championship up with her other hand, and the EAW Universe is absolutely ecstatic. Raven soaks up their energy and pats her heart, before turning around and staring down at the woman she just defeated. Kassidy’s eyes are open but she’s unresponsive, and Raven simply smiles.)
Raven Roberts (Off Mic): That’s four.
(Raven waves four fingers in Kassidy’s blank face, mocking ‘The Mauler’s’ arrogance over the number ‘three’ and gets out of the ring. She drops to the floor and raises the championship in the air, celebrating with the sold-out crowd.)
Deadprez: Some would say this has been a long time coming for Raven, Stew.
Stew-O: And some would say that this is a heavy dose of karma for Kassidy.
(The camera catches one last shot of Raven with her new championship and then fades elsewhere.)
(We begin to see a video package of the recent contract signing between TLA, Darkane, and Impact for the World Heavyweight Championship. TLA hits Impact with the Swag Shot right before Darkane connects with Devil May Cry. TLA and Darkane then staredown before Impact cracks TLA in the back of the head with a steel chair before hitting Darkane across the back with it.)
(We then begin to see clips of Darkane’s time since losing the Answers World Championship, including Impact pouring tacks into his mouth and costing him the championship against Theron Nikolas.)
Darkane (voiceover): Vengeance…
(We see clips of TLA’s career, including various times he’s come just short of the World Championship including a triple threat against Diamond Cage and Cody Marshall and the fatal four way with Chris Elite, Malcolm Jones, and Ahren Fournier.)
TLA (voiceover): Destiny…
(We then see clips of each of Impact’s nine World Championship wins as well as his most recent run. We see him make Noah Reigner pass out at Pain for Pride, his win over Lethal Consequences at Operation: Doomsday, and defeating Drake King at Territorial Invasion. We then cuttonsee Impact sitting against a black background with the World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder.)
Impact: Heh… same old bullshit…
(The Camera then cuts to see Bella Braxton inside the ring with a microphone.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is a triple threat match and it is scheduled for one fall…
Crowd: سقوط واحد
(The tron then lights up with the match image.)
Bella Braxton: AND IT IS FOR THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!
(“Ambitionz Az A Ridah” by Tupac hits as TLA is carried out to the stage on a canopy bed on the shoulders of a litany of scantily clad poons. He lays on the bed, posed with a grin on his face as he looks out to the crowd who are aghast to see women dressed in such a way. TLA then snaps his fingers and the women’s outfits all unroll to fully cover the women, as they are respectful of the culture.)
(TLA then rolls off of the bed, landing on his feet on the stage before he begins to make his way down to the ring. The now modestly dressed poons then turn with the bed still on their shoulders and begin to make their way back to the back, where they belong.)
Stew-O: TLA has come within inches of capturing a World Championship in EAW at various times. Tonight, he has one more chance to fulfill the dream. Ever the fan-favorite, can tonight be the night when the stars align for TLA?
Deadprez: Only time will tell. It’s good to see my boy TLA though. I’ve not seen him since he left my home of Showdown.
Stew-O: He was in War Games just a few weeks ago. We were there together.
Deadprez: Yeah but he was the opposition then. Now we boys again.
(TLA climbs into the ring but pauses to lay between the ropes and pose for the camera. He then stands to his feet inside the ring, taking a moment to look around the arena before throwing his arms out to hype up the crowd.)
(TLA’s music finally fades and is replaced by “Born Too Late” by Saint Vitus as Darkane steps out onto the stage, still smoking a cigarette and wearing his leather jacket. He has his favorite shovel over his shoulder.)
(Darkane flicks the cigarette away before pointing the shovel at TLA inside the ring and dragging a thumb across his throat. He then puts the shovel back over his shoulder and begins to make his way down the ramp.)
Deadprez: The hate between Darkane and TLA is king noted. Darkane managed to get the win against TLA back at Operation: Doomsday but that was far from the end to this rivalry. The fact that they managed to work together in War Games was a shock in and of itself.
Stew-O: True, but they also both swore that Impact would not leave with the title so you have to wonder what their dynamic will be in this match tonight. Is there a possibility of an unholy alliance between them? Or is all that hatred that they brushed aside during War Games going to come bubbling up to the surface?
Deadprez: Either way, multi-man matches are no disqualification, so Darkane is going to be right at home in this contest. It may give him a serious advantage.
(Darkane rolls into the ring, the shovel still over his shoulder. He fixes his eyes on TLA, a sadistic smirk coming across his face.)
(“Can I Live” by Jay-Z then replaces Darkane’s music as Impact makes his way out onto the stage wearing his spiked leather jacket, fedora hat, and black makeup. He has the World Heavyweight Championship around his waist. He completely ignores the crowd as he walks with closed eyes to the center of the stage.)
(Impact then opens his eyes, emotionless and fixed on the ring. He begins to make his way towards his opponents as he continues to ignore the crowd around him.)
Deadprez: And here he is. The quintessential champion himself. The man who not only holds the record for the most World Championship Reigns, but broke his own damn record at Pain for Pride earlier this year. The living legend… Impact is here.
Stew-O: Impact made it very clear in recent times. He feels he has no true equal. He says no one else on the Dynasty roster even gives him a reason to get out of his chair. He took on this matchup with TLA and Darkane as a triple threat instead of letting them fight for contendership because he simply doesn’t see either of them as truly worthy challengers. He doesn’t care about their journeys. He doesn’t care about what these men say they’ll do to him. But something he does care about is his culture, which he himself defined as being between those ropes.
(Impact climbs up and steps into the ring, removing his championship and holding it high for both Darkane and TLA to see. He has an arrogant smirk on his face as he then backs into his corner and begins to remove his jacket and get prepared. Bella Braxton then steps to the center of the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing the challengers… first, from Tlaxcala, Mexico by way of Miami, Florida… weighing in at 210 pounds… he is La Pantera Sexual… T!!!! L!!!! A!!!!
(TLA raises a fist into the air as he receives cheers from the crowd. He shakes himself loose, getting ready in the far corner.)
Bella Braxton: Next… from New Orleans, Louisiana in the USA… weighing in at 240 pounds… the Graveworm… DAAAARRRRKKAAAAANNNEEEE!!!!
(The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Darkane simply doesn’t react. He cracks his neck to the side and glances between TLA and Impact.)
Bella Braxton: and Introducing the Champion… from Seattle, Washington in the USA… weighing in at 240 pounds… he is the most watched champion in EAW history… Ladies and gentlemen… EAW Hall of Famer… IIIMMMMPPPAAACCCTTTTT!!!
(The crowd boos but Impact doesn’t care. He holds the title high one more time. The referee then walks over and takes the title before stepping to the center of the ring. The referee then holds the belt up for the camera before handing it outside to the timekeeper and signaling for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: Here we go! The World Heavyweight Championship is on the line and we are finally underway! Darkane and TLA both exchanging glances! And Impact not about to waste his energy! He slides out of the ring and is telling the two of them to fight it out! Darkane and TLA lock eyes now as the sole two people in the ring— BUT TLA TAKES OFF! HE FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE RIGHT INTO A SUICIDE PLANCHA! HE TAKES OUT THE CHAMPION! TLA NOW HAS IMPACT BY THE HAIR! HE DRAGS HIM OVER AND SHOVES HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS! TLA GOING RIGHT AT THE CHAMPION! AND HE ISN’T DONE! TLA GRABS HIM AGAIN AND— IMPACT GRABS HIM BY THE TIGHTS AND PULLS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE STEPS! IMPACT NOW UP! HE PULLS HIMSELF TO HIS FEET AND BEGINS TO STOMP ONTO TLA! DRIVING HIS BOOT INTO THE CHEST OF LA PANTERA SEXUAL!
Stew-O: Impact punishing TLA for contradicting his expectations and now standing over him. He turns around— INTO A MASSIVE LARIAT FROM DARKANE THAT NEARLY TURNS THE CHAMPION INSIDE OUT! Darkane now the only man up as he towers over his opponents! He grabs Impact up by the hair and hoists him to his feet! Darkane showing his power as he rolls the champion back into the ring! Darkane rolls in behind him! He walks up to Impact and looking to unleash punishment— BUT IMPACT PULLS HIM INTO A CRADLE PIN! THE WILY VETERAN HAS DARKANE’S SHOULDERS ON THE MAT!
Deadprez: But Darkane kicks out almost immediately! Both men are quick to their feet but Impact now trying to drive Darkane back into the corner! BUT DARKANE HOOKS HIM UNDER THE ARM AND HURLS THE CHAMPION BACK INTO THE CORNER HIMSELF! Darkane now following up with fists straight to the face of Impact! Tearing into the champion with vicious offense! Darkane hasn’t forgotten everything that Impact put him through last season! Darkane letting those demons out here in this matchup! Firing away— BUT IMPACT SLIPPED DOWN AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! Darkane now shouting for Impact to get back into the ring! Darkane leans over the ropes and calls the champion— BUT IMPACT HOPS UP TO THE APRON AND HANGS DARKANE UP ON THE ROPE! DARKANE HAS HIS THROAT PRESSED INTO THE TOP ROPE AND IS STUMBLED BACK! IMPACT SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING! THE CHAMPION SEES HIS CHANCE! IMPACT LEAPS UP TO THE FACE OF DARKANE FOR THE EVISCERATION!!
Stew-O: TLA! TLA! TLA! AS SOON AS IMPACT JUMPED INTO POSITION FOR THE EVISCERATION, TLA GOT INTO POSITION BEHIND HIM AND GRABBED HIM IN A REAR WAISTLOCK! RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! IMPACT IS SENT CRASHING BACKWARDS! TLA now about to capitalize— BUT DARKANE IS THERE! HE NEVER GOT HIT WITH EVISCERATION BECAUSE OF TLA AND MOW TAKING HIS SHOT! DARKANE COMES IN WITH A MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE! BUT TLA DUCKED IT! CARTEL KICK! THE CARTEL KICK CONNECTS RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES OF DARKANE! DARKANE IS KNOCKED BACK! HE COMES OFF THE ROPES! RIGHT INTO A VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT! TLA DRIVING THE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT INTO DARKANE’S FACE! DARKANE FALLS BACK AND TURNS! HE’S HUNG UP ON THE SECOND ROPE! TLA SEES A CHANCE! HE HITS THE ROPES! RUNS RIGHT AT DARKANE! HE SWINGS HIMSELF THROUGH THE TOP AND MIDDLE ROPE! 305!!!
Deadprez: BUT DARKANE CAUGHT HIM BY THE LEGS! DARKANE HAS TLA TRAPPED!! HE PULLS THE LUCHADOR OUT OF THE ROPES AND HOISTS HIM UP! DARKANE STANDS TO HIS FEET AND PUTS TLA IN POSITION! THE CASKET CLOSER! DARKANE DRIVES TLA DOWN WITH THE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! DARKANE MAKES THE COVER!
Stew-O: BUT TLA GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Darkane looks irritated but this match will continue! Darkane grabs TLA by the wrist and pulls him up to his feet— BUT IMPACT NOW WITH A ROLLING ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF DARKANE! IMPACT NOW GRABS DARKANE AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! DARKANE CRASHES TO THE OUTSIDE!
Deadprez: BUT TLA GRABBING IMPACT FROM BEHIND! REAR WAIST LOCK! TLA LOOKING FOR ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX TO THE CHAMPION! OH! But Impact now with back elbows to TLA and he manages to break free! Impact now pulling TLA into a clinch and driving knees into the sternum of TLA! Driving the wind out of the luchadors lungs with every strike! Impact is driving TLA backwards! He grabs him by the wrist and twists through! Impact now with an Irish whip that sends TLA crashing with his abdomen into the turnbuckles! TLA hits hard and— TURNING TIDES! IMPACT WITH THE FRANKENSTEINER AS TLA COMES OUT OF THE CORNER! TLA IS CRASHED ONTO HIS HEAD YET AGAIN!
Stew-O: IMPACT IS NOT DONE THOUGH! HE RUSHES TO THE ROPES AND HOPS ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE! FLIGHT SIGHTS! THE LIONSAULT CONNECTS! TLA HAS TAKEN PUNISHMENT! THIS COULD DO IT!
Deadprez: TLA KICKS OUT AGAIN! ALL THE FIGHT THERE IN LA CORAZON DE LA PANTERA!
Stew-O: Since when do you speak Spanish?
Deadprez: Stfu damn.
Stew-O: TLA fights on but the veteran Impact not letting himself get deterred! The champion is up and now— DARKANE WITH A MASSIVE BIG BOOT TO THE SIDE OF THE FACE! DARKANE TAKES THE CHAMPION DOWN! DARKANE NOW GRABS IMPACT BY THE HEAD! HE PULLS THE CHAMPION UP AND PLACES IMPACTS HEAD BETWEEN HIS LEGS!
Deadprez: But wait… LOOK!
Stew-O: TLA is back to his feet! Still shaking off the effects of the punishment he’s taken but he and Darkane lock eyes! These two have expressed how much they hate each other in recent times but they’ve also had moments of cohesion! What could this be? They both seem to nod their heads and—
Deadprez: DARKANE HOISTS IMPACT UP AND TLA LEAPS INTO THE AIR! DARKANE POWERBOMBS THE CHAMPION RIGHT INTO A BACK BREAKER BY TLA! THE CHAMPION’S SPINE COULD BE FRACTURED FROM THAT! IMPACT IS CONVULSING ON THE MAT AS HE ROLLS HIMSELF TO THE OUTSIDE! TRYING TO CREATE SOME BREATHING ROOM AFTER THE DOUBLE TEAM!
Stew-O: But now both Darkane and TLA lock eyes again in the ring! They seem to be staring each other down and— BOTH MEN TAKE OFF AND CHARGE RIGHT AT EACH OTHER! DARKANE THROWS A CLOTHESLINE! BUT TLA DUCKS IT AND SWINGS BACK WITH A REAR ELBOW! BUT DARKANE MANAGES TO BLOCK IT AND LIFT TLA UP! POWER SLAM!
Deadprez: BUT TLA BREAKS HIMSELF LOOSE AND SLIDES OVER THE BACK OF DARKANE! TLA SLIDES UNDERNEATH WITH A ROLL UP! BUT DARKANE ROLLS HIMSELF THROUGH! A SHOCKING SHOW OF AGILITY FROM THE LARGER MAN! AND DARKANE FOLLOWS WITH A THRUST KICK TO THE CHEST OF TLA THAT SENDS HIM BACK ONTO THE MAT! DARKANE LEAPS TO DRIVE A KNEE DIRECTLY INTO TLA! BUT THE LUCHADOR ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND DARKANE LANDS ON HIS KNEE ON THE MAT! TLA THROWS A ROUNDHOUSE TO DARKANE’S FACE! BUT DARKANE CATCHES THE KICK AND DRAGS TLA TO THE MAT! DARKANE NOW BENDING THE KNEE OF TLA AROUND HIS OWN LEG! A GRUESOME ANGLE ON THIS HOLD AS THE HUMAN LEG IS NOT MEANT TO GO THAT WAY! DARKANE WITH MURDER IN HIS EYES AS HE CONTINUES TO APPLY PRESSURE! TLA IS IN PAIN! HE NEEDS TO GET OUT! DARKANE HAS ONE LEG BUT TLA NOW SWINGING HIS OTHER LEG AROUND AND DRIVING HEEL KICKS INTO THE ARM OF THE FORMER ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! DARKANE STILL HOLDING THE LEG BUT NOW TLA KICKING RIGHT AT THE WRIST OF DARKANE THAT HOLDS HIS LEG IN PLACE! KICK AFTER KICK BUT DARKANE HOLDS ON! BENDING THAT KNEE! THE LIGAMENTS MUST BE BEGINNING TO SEPARATE AT THIS POINT! TLA REARS BACK AND KICKS AGAIN!
Stew-O: TLA FINALLY BREAKS THE HOLD! He managed to kick Darkane’s hands off his leg and rolled away! But Darkane is hot on his trail! Looking to keep the pressure on! Darkane tries to grab TLA— BUT TLA WITH THE UPKICK TO THE JAW! HE HAS DARKANE STUNNED! TLA REACHES UP AND YANKS DARKANE DOWN BY THE HAND! DARKANE IS POSITIONED IN THE ROPES! TLA sees a chance! He’s up to his feet! He limps a few steps and adjusts to the pain in his knee before getting to full speed! TLA bounces off the ropes! He charges over! 305!!! THE TIGER FEINT KICK CONNECTS THIS TIME! TLA SPRINGBOARDS UP AND HITS A SPLASH! HE HOOKS THE LEG!
Deadprez: KICKOUT! DARKANE POWERED OUT! TLA now looking to keep on the offensive! He can’t let the Kickout get to him! TLA rolling over on top of Darkane! Pounding punches right into the Graveworm’s skull! TLA reaches over and grabs the arm! CROSSED PATHS! CROSSED PATHS! TLA LOOKING TO APPLY THE CROSS ARMBREAKER! DARKANE FIGHTING IT WITH ALL HE HAS! TRYING TO GRIP HIS HANDS TOGETHER!
Stew-O: IF TLA APPLIES THIS THEN THAT COULD BE IT! TLA WRENCHING AT THE HANDS OF DARKANE! HE LEANS BACK— HE HAS IT! TLA BREAKS DARKANE’S GRIP AND HAS THE CROSS ARM BREAKER APPLIED! THEYRE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! DARKANE HAS NOWHERE TO GO!! DARKANE TRYING TO FEEL AROUND FOR HIS ESCAPE! LOOKING FOR AN OPENING! A WEAK POINT TO EXPLOIT BUT HE FINDS NONE! TLA IS WRENCHING ON THAT ARM WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS! TRYING TO FORCE THE TAP OUT! DARKANE IS IN PAIN AS THAT ARM IS BENDING FURTHER AND FURTHER BACKWARDS! HE HAS TO FIND AN ESCAPE SOON AND—
Deadprez: DARKANE ROLLS INTO THE HOLD! HE STACKS TLA UP! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!
Deadprez: BUT DARKANE NOT HAPPY WITH THE ROLL UP! HE LIFTS TLA OFF THE MAT! TLA STILL HAS THE CROSSED PATHS APPLIED! BUT DARKANE DRIVES HIM DOWN HARD WITH A MASSIVE POWER BOMB!
Stew-O: BUT TLA REFUSES TO RELEASE THE HOLD! EVEN WITH THE POWER BOMB HE CONTINUES TO GRIP THE ARM OF DARKANE! DARKANE PULLING TLA UP ONCE MORE! AND ANOTHER POWER BOMB DRIVES TLA DOWN INTO THE CANVAS! TLA FINALLY BREAKS HIS HOLD AND DARKANE IS FREE!
Deadprez: Darkane now getting to his feet, trying to shake the pain out of that arm as TLA clutches his back on the mat! TLA sees Darkane coming and quickly rolls himself out of the ring!
Stew-O: EVISCERATION! DARKANE WAS SO FOCUSED ON TLA THAT IMPACT MANAGED TO SLIDE BACK INTO THE RING AND CONNECT WITH THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBUSTER! IMPACT LOOKS OVER THE MAKE SURE TLA IS STILL OUT THE RING! HE HOOKS THE LEG OF DARKANE! THIS COULD BE IT!
Deadprez: BUT DARKANE MANAGES TO LIFT HIS SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST INSTANT! He was caught off guard but Darkane is a big beast of a man who will take a lot to put down! Darkane is shaken from the Evisceration but he’s already trying to feel for the ropes to pull himself up! Impact looks aggravated that Darkane survived the pinfall! He rolls over and gets to his feet! He’s stalking Darkane who now has only managed to prop himself up into the corner! Impact lining up a shot— HE TAKES OFF!! IMPACT CHARGES AND THROWS A POWERFUL SHOTGUN DROPKICK THAT CATCHES DARKANE RIGHT ON THE NOSE! OH MY GOD! DID YOU SEE HOW DARKANE’S HEAD JUST SNAPPED BACKWARDS? THE CHAMPION MAKING HIS PRESENCE FELT! AND LOOK! DARKANE IS BUSTED OPEN NOW AT THE NOSE! BLOOD FLOWING FROM HIS NOSTRILS AND DOWN AROUND HIS CHIN!
Stew-O: IMPACT SEES THE BLOOD AND LIKE A SHARK WHOS JUST SMELLED IT, HE IS ON THE HUNT! IMPACT DRAGGING DARKANE UP OUT OF THE CORNER! PULLING THE BIG MAN UP TO HIS FEET!! DARKANE LOOKS LIKE THE LIGHTS ARE OUT! IMPACT ABOUT TO FINISH THE JOB! FIST OF FURY!
Deadprez: BUT DARKANE DUCKED IT! IMPACT TURNS AROUND AND RIGHT INTO A KICK TO THE GUT!! DARKANE GRABS IMPACT INTO THE FRONT FACELOCK! HE MAKES HIS MOVE! ENTER THE GRAVE! THE EVENFLOW DDT LAYS OUT THE HALL OF FAMER! DARKANE IS NOT DONE THOUGH! IMPACT PRESSING HIMSELF UP AND TRYING TO GET TO HIS FEET! STUMBLING BUT TRYING TO SHAKE OFF THE EFFECTS OF THE DDT! BUT DARKANE IS RIGHT BEHIND HIM! HE TAKES OFF! DEVIL! MAY! CRY!
Stew-O: NO! TLA GOT THERE IN TIME! CATCHES DARKANE IN POSITION! MEXICAN DESTROYR OUT OF THE SPEAR!! TLA NOW MAKING THE COVER!
Deadprez: BUT IMPACT DROPS INTO HIM WITH AN ELBOW TO BREAK IT UP! TLA looks distraught! That was his chance! After an Evisceration, that shotgun kick, and the Mexican Destroyer, Darkane is all but out cold! But Impact managed to save his title reign right there! TLA turns his attention back to Impact and wastes no time! He shoots for a takedown! But Impact blocks it! The Hall of Famer rolls it through and transitions TLA to the mat! He applies a crossface and cranks back on the neck of TLA! TLA looking for his escape! He slips an arm up through and manages to loosen Impact’s hold! TLA slips his head out of the neck crank and pulls himself through and over the top of Impact! He has the rear waistlock once again but now from a back mount! But Impact pulls his knees in! He pushes both men up to their feet! Impact driving backwards! He runs TLA backwards into the turnbuckles! TLA’s grip breaks and now Impact turns and is kicking TLA right in the midsection!
Stew-O: Impact going after the torso of TLA! Smart thinking by the champion! TLA has a very athletic moveset so taking his core strength away or even cracking a rib can remove a lot of his power! The referee now comes over to try and pull them out of the corner— OH! BUT IMPACT JUST SHOVES THE REFEREE AWAY!
Impact (off-mic): IT’S NO DQ, ASSHOLE!
Deadprez: Impact looking to continue the assault— BUT GETS CAUGHT BY A RIGHT HAND FROM TLA! TLA stepping out of the corner and now firing away at the champion! Both men trading now! TLA with a left cross! Impact with a jab! TLA with a jab! Right uppercut from the champ! TLA with a roundhouse kick! BUT IMPACT DEFLECTS THE KICK! HE TAKES TLA DOWN WITH THE CLOTHESLINE! Impact now looking to keep the pressure on… HE HAS TLA BY THE LEGS! TIES HIM UP! THE WALLS OF IMPACT! THE LIONTAMER IS LOCKED IN! LOOK AT THE BEND ON THE SPINE IMPACT HAS ON TLA! THE HOLD IS ON DEEP AS WELL! TLA FLAILING AROUND IN PAIN! LOOKING FOR SOMEWHERE TO GO! LOOKING FOR AN ESCAPE!
Stew-O: TLA better find that escape! He’s clawing his way inch by inch towards the ropes but he’s still got a long way to go! Impact is telling the ref to ask him if he’ll submit! TLA shaking his head! Refusing to give up! Refusing to give in! The luchador continues to drag himself slowly towards the ropes! But he can’t stay in this hold forever! No one can apply a liontamer like Impact! He’s a master of the submission and if TLA stays in much longer he’s going to have to tap or suffer severe spinal injury! IMPACT LEANING FARTHER INTO THE HOLD AS WELL! TLA’S SPINE IS PRACTICALLY A PRETZEL!
Deadprez: You right. He gonna be salty if he can’t get out!
Stew-O: I… just… okay…
Deadprez: IMPACT NOT SHOWING ANY SIGN OF LETTING GO AND TLA IS NOWHERE NEAR THE ROPES! BUT TLA LOOKS LIKE HE’S FADING! HE’S STILL TRYING TO CRAWL BUT THE STRENGTH HAS LEFT HIS BODY! TLA IS FADING! THE REFEREE GOES TO CHECK ON HIM—
Stew-O: HOLY FUCK! DARKANE FROM NOWHERE JUST SWUNG THAT SHOVEL RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF IMPACT! IMPACT RELEASES THE HOLD ON TLA! HE FALLS BACK AND IT LOOKS LIKE HES GOT A GASH OVER HIS FOREHEAD NOW! DARKANE RETURNING THE FAVOR FROM EARLIER BY BLOODYING IMPACT!
Deadprez: Impact is down and TLA trying to push himself up through the pain still coursing through his body— BUT DARKANE JUST CRACKED THAT SHOVEL DOWN ACROSS THE SPINE OF TLA! Darkane looks proud of what he’s just done! And I think it’s giving him ideas! Darkane sliding out of the ring now! He wipes the blood from his mouth and reaches under the ring skirt! Darkane looking to take things to the next level right now! What’s he got? is that? Yes! He’s pulling out a table! And another! Two tables pulled out here by Darkane! And now… oh god… he’s got a ladder! God only knows what this demented man has planned right now! Darkane not done yet! Pulling out more weaponry! There’s a kendo stick! And what I think— yes that’s a steel trash can! Darkane feeling very much in his element!
Stew-O: He’s setting up those tables now! Darkane setting up one table! And now working to set up the next! And he stacks the tables on top of each other! Back in the ring both TLA and Impact are still down! TLA clutching at his spine! Impact barely moving as he’s probably concussed after that shovel strike! Darkane has some disgusting intentions for these men as he now slides back into the ring! He uses his boot to roll TLA out to the outside, letting him drop like dead weight! Darkane grabs Impact up and girls him over the top rope! All three men on the outside now! Darkane has that ladder! He’s setting it up right next to the tables! DARKANE HOISTS TLA UP AND LAYS HIM ON TOP OF THE TOP TABLE! TLA is prone in that position and has nowhere to go! And Impact now trying to grab at the boot of Darkane but he’s still rocked from that shovel to the face! Darkane hoists up the man who cost him the Answers World Championship! Darkane begins to climb the ladder with Impact on his shoulder! DARKANE NEARING THE TOP! HE PLACES IMPACT IN POSITION! SIX FEET UNDER! DARKANE LOOKING FOR THE RITE OF PASSAGE PILEDRIVER! OH MY GOD! HES GONNA DRIVE IMPACT FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER DOWN INTO TLA AND THROUGH THE TABLES! DON’T DO THIS! THIS IS INHUMAN! COME ON DARKANE! DON’T DO IT! STOP THIS! NO!
Deadprez: IMPACT MANAGED TO SLIP OUT! HE ROLLS THROUGH AND HOOKS THE HIPS OF DARKANE! IMPACT POWER BOMBS DARKANE FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER! THEY MISSED THE TABLES BY GOING OFF TO THE SIDE BUT DARKANE CRASHES HARD TO THE FLOOR! IMPACT BARELY ON HIS FEET BUT HAS A SICKENING GRIN ON HIS FACE!
Stew-O: Impact looking around now… and he sees the weapons Darkane pulled out! Impact has that Kendo stick! He feels the blood on his face and looks angry about it now! He takes that kendo stick— AND CRACKS IT ACROSS THE BODY OF DARKANE! WHAT A SICKENING SOUND THAT MADE! AND HE HITS HIM AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! DARKANE NOW IN SEVERE TROUBLE! BUT HES CONTINUING TO TAKE THE PUNISHMENT! HE’S BEEN THROUGH HELL BEFORE! HE’S GOING TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH HELL AGAIN TO WALK AWAY WITH THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! IMPACT GOING TO TOWN WITH THAT KENDO STICK AND—
Deadprez: TLA FROM OFF THE TABLES WITH A LEAPING CROSS BODY! HE JUST TOOK OUT IMPACT! AND TLA SEES DARKANE HURTING ON THE GROUND! TLA GRABS DARKANE AND DRAGS THE BIG MAN UP TO HIS FEET! TLA ROLLS DARKANE INTO THE RING! HE SLIDES IN AND MAKES THE COVER! COULD THIS BE IT?!?
Stew-O: DARKANE POWERS OUT YET AGAIN! THE ABSOLUTELY MONSTROUS POWER OF THE FORMER HARDCORE CHAMPION! DARKANE STILL FIGHTING! BUT TLA SEES THE PAIN IN HIS BODY LANGUAGE! HE CAN CAPITALIZE! TLA CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE! PULLING HIMSELF UP ROPE BY ROPE TO GET THERE! DARKANE IS PRONE AND IN POSITION! TLA LINES UP HIS SHOT! HE LEAPS!!! BURNOUT!!!
Deadprez: EVISCERATION!! IMPACT SPRINGBOARDED IN TO HIT THE EVISCERATION OUT OF MIDAIR WHEN TLA LEAST EXPECTED IT! IMPACT MAKES THE COVER ON TLA!!
Stew-O: FOOT ON THE ROPES! THE REF SAW TLA’S FOOT ON THE ROPES JUST BEFORE THE THREE COUNT! IMPACT IS BESIDE HIMSELF! IF HE HAD HOOKED THE LEGS THIS WOULD BE OVER! He drags TLA away now! He’s yelling at the ref to count faster! He drops down now! Hooking the legs!
Deadprez: BUT TLA HAS HAD TOO MUCH TIME TO RECOVER! HE FORCES A KICKOUT AND THIS MATCH WILL CONTINUE! TLA rolling himself over to the ropes as he tries to recover! Impact is up! Impact looking to end this match as he stalks TLA! WAIT! WHOA!
Stew-O: DEVIL! MAY! CRY! DARKANE CATCHING IMPACT FROM BEHIND WITH THAT SPEAR TO THE SPINE! THE CHAMPION GOES DOWN!! BUT HERE COMES DARKANE! TLA IS BARELY UP TO HIS FEET AND DARKANE LOOKING TO REMOVE HIM FROM THE EQUATION! DARKANE TAKES OFF!!
Deadprez: BUT TLA DIPPED THE SHOULDER UNDERNEATH! HE SENDS DARKANE CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE! DARKANE GOES THROUGH THE AIR OVER THE TOP ROPE! OH MY GOD! DARKANE GOES THROUGH BOTH OF THOSE TABLES HE SET UP ON THE FLOOR! HES BURIED UNDER A TON OF WOODEN DEBRIS!
Stew-O: TLA looks on in shock as the carnage he just sent Darkane into on the outside! But he turns back and sees Impact still down! TLA runs in! STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS!
Deadprez: RIGHT INTO THE KNEES OF IMPACT! IMPACT GOT THE KNEES UP AND MANAGED TO AVOID ANY FURTHER DAMAGE! TLA rolls off of him, clutching at his gut! But Impact still slow to get up! That Devil May Cry took quite a lot out of him! TLA in serious pain as he’s taken quite a bit of damage to his midsection at this point! TLA trying to get to the corner so he can catch his breath and get to his feet! Impact doing the same! First man to his feet gains a massive advantage in this contest! TLA has made it to the corner! Impact not far behind in his own corner! TLA pushing himself up to a vertical base! But Impact is on his feet now! He pushed himself up and is already making his way towards TLA! But La Pantera Sexual gets his legs under him and meets Impact in the middle of the ring! TLA lands a powerful forearm to the side of Impact’s head! And Impact responds with a big knee to the gut! But TLA pops back up with— SWAG SHOT! He just pimp slapped Impact across the face!
Stew-O: Impact does not look pleased! He grabs TLA and ties him up! Looking for another clinch situation! Impact trying to throw more knees from that clinch! But TLA sees it coming this time and manages to block with his hands! TLA reaches in and grabs Impact by the legs! Hooks him! WHOA! A GORGEOUS NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX PLANTS IMPACT BACKWARDS! TLA HOLDS THE BRIDGE FOR THE PIN!
Deadprez: But Impact escapes the pin! TLA looks frustrated! What will he have to do to keep the champion down? TLA now up! He’s on his feet and standing in position behind Impact! The champion rising slowly to his feet! BUT TLA CATCHES HIM! PLACES IMPACTS HEAD BETWEEN HIS LEGS! MEXICAN DESTROYER! THE CANADIAN DESTROYER DRIVES THE CHAMPIONS SKULL DIRECTLY INTO THE MAT! THIS HAS TO BE IT!! NEW CHAMPION! TLA WITH THE PIN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Stew-O: IMPACT! KICKED! OUT! HOW? HOW MUCH CAN THE CHAMPION POSSIBLY HAVE LEFT IN HIM? TLA SIMPLY CANNOT BELIEVE THAT IMPACT JUST KICKED OUT!
Deadprez: Be better believe it and move forward because he doesn’t have time to sit there gawking! TLA now trying to get to his feet! About to look for the Mexican Destroyer again! He places Impact’s head between his legs— BUT IMPACT LIFTS HIM UP AND OVER! He just sent TLA crashing behind him!
Stew-O: Impact surprised TLA with that counter! He turns around as TLA sits up and delivers a vicious kick to the spine of TLA! And another! And another! TLA has to be feeling the nerve damage down his spine now as Impact drops down behind him for the rear naked choke! Cranking that arm around the throat! Impact cutting off the blood flow to TLA’s brain! TLA is in a bad way here! He has to find a way out! TLA trying to press up to his feet! He has his knees underneath him! One foot under him! And both! TLA manages to get to his feet!
Deadprez: TLA JUST HOPPED UP AND FLIPPED BACKWARDS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE WHILE IMPACT STILL HELD THE CHOKE! TLA HAS THE SHOULDERS DOWN!
Stew-O: But Impact quick to release the hold! TLA POPS BACK UP! HE HITS THE ROPES! HE CHARGES IN AT THE CHAMPION!
Deadprez: BUT IMPACT COUNTERS! HE SCOOPS TLA UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! THE ABSOLUTION! THE MODIFIED MICHINOKU DRIVER! HE SMASHES TLA DOWN INTO THE CANVAS! IMPACT MAKING THE COVER!!
Stew-O: BUT TLA STILL GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Impact pounding the mat now as he’s getting more and more frustrated! Impact looking to end this match right here! Right now! He grabs TLA by the head! Dragging him over towards the corner! Impact— DRIVING KNEES RIGHT INTO THE SKULL OF TLA! Impact now placing TLA’s head between his legs! Lifting him up! PILEDRIVER POSITION! IMPACT STEPPING UP ONTO THE ROPES NOW! HES ABOUT TO HIT GUNSMOKE!
Deadprez: BUT TLA NOW DROPPING KNEES OF HIS OWN DOWN INTO IMPACT’S HEAD! HE MANAGES TO PRY HIMSELF FREE! TLA ROLLS FORWARD DOWN TO HIS FEET ON THE MAT! IMPACT STILL ON THE ROPES! TLA THROWS HIMSELF BACKWARDS WITH A CARTEL KICK! THE PELE KICK CONNECTS RIGHT WITH IMPACT’S MOUTH! IMPACT COMES CRASHING OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!
Stew-O: Impact falls off the ropes after the kick to the face! But TLA is in his way back up! Impact trying to roll himself to the apron! But he’s still in the drop zone! Impact looks like he’s reaching for something on the outside! But TLA still has him in his sights! TLA about to hit the Burnout! OH MY GOD!
Deadprez: DEVIL MAY CRY! DARKANE JUST HIT THE DIVING SPEAR INTO TLA’S SPINE FROM THE TOP OF THAT LADDER ON THE OUTSIDE! BOTH MEN CRASH FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE TO THE MAT! BOTH OF THEM ARE DOWN AND SO IS IMPACT! DARKANE NOW ROLLING OVER! HE PLACES AN ARM OVER TLA! THATS A COVER! NEW CHAMPION!
Stew-O: FLIGHT SIGHTS! IMPACT JUST POPPED UP AND HIT THE FLIGHT SIGHTS LIONSAULT WITH A METAL TRASH CAN IN HIS HANDS! THAT MUST BE WHAT HE WAS REACHING FOR! IMPACT CRASHED THAT CAN ACROSS BOTH TLA AND DARKANE!
Deadprez: The Champ is back in control! But he’s on one knee and breathing heavy! Darkane is trying to push himself up, but he’s struggling! TLA just rolled himself to the apron! Oof! And he drops to the outside! TLA is hurting! He may need medical attention!! But back in the ring, Impact now using that trash can to press himself up to his feet! Darkane just up to his knees— AND IMPACT CRASHING THE TRASH CAN OVER DARKANE’S HEAD!! THAT ALREADY DENTED CAN JUST BENT COMPLETELY AROUND THE GRAVEWORM’S SKULL! Darkane fall backwards to the mat! Impact standing over him now, looking at the bloody mess of Darkane before wiping the blood from his own face! He drops down for the pinfall— BUT DARKANE WITH THE SMALL PACKAGE!
Stew-O: Impact gets out yet again! He rolls over back to his feet quickly! Darkane still stumbled from the trash can but is getting himself back up! Impact goes in for the kill! He throws a powerful forearm at Darkane— BUT DARKANE GRABS HIM AROUND THE WAIST AND LIFTS HIM UP! DARKANE DRIVING THE CHAMPION BACK! CRUSHING IMPACT BETWEEN HIS OWN WEIGHT AND THE TURNBUCKLES! DARKANE UNLEASHING ON IMPACT NOW! SHOTS FIRING! LEFTS AND RIGHTS FROM DARKANE AND EACH ONE CONNECTING! IMPACT TRYING TO COVER UP BUT DARKANE IS IN A FRENZY NOW AS HE ATTACKS! OVER A YEAR OF AGGRESSION BEING UNLEASHED ON THE CHAMPION RIGHT NOW! DARKANE ABSOLUTELY GOING FOR IT! LAYING IT ALL ON THE LINE! LETTING IT ALL OUT HERE IN THE RING! SHOT AFTER SHOT HE IS SIMPLY DRIVING IMPACT FURTHER AND FURTHER INTO THE CORNER! POUNDING AWAY! IMPACT NEEDS TO KEEP HIS DEFENSE! HE’S TAKING TOO MANY SHOTS HERE!
Deadprez: IMPACT RAKES THE EYES OF DARKANE! IMPACT WAS DESPERATE TO ESCAPE THE ONSLAUGHT AND HE REACHED UP AND RAKES THE EYES OF DARKANE! DARKANE IS BLINDED! IMPACT SEES HIS CHANCE! HE LAUNCHES HIMSELF AT DARKANE! EVISCERATION!
Stew-O: IT CONNECTS! IMPACT CONNECTS WITH EVISCERATION! DARKANE IS DOWN! IMPACT HAS THE COVER!
Deadprez: HOW?!? HOW? JUST FUCKING HOW?
Stew-O: DARKANE GOT A SHOULDER UP WITH A FRACTION OF AN INCH FROM THE REF’S HAND HITTING THE MAT! DARKANE STILL ALIVE! IMPACT LOOKS LIKE HES SEEING A GHOST! HE CAN’T BELIEVE DARKANE KICKED OUT AFTER ALL OF THIS PUNISHMENT!
Deadprez: Impact definitely upset at that Kickout! And he’s going to make Darkane pay! Darkane still not moving! That kickout was pure instinct! Impact grabbing Darkane by the leg and dragging him over towards the corner now! Impact— IMPACT PUTTING DARKANE IN POSITION! THE CHAMPION SHOWING HIS REAL POWER! HE HAS DARKANE UP INTO PILEDRIVER POSITION! HE STEPS BACKWARDS UP ONTO THE ROPES! HE STEPS BACK AGAIN UP TO THE MIDDLE ROPE! HE COULD KILL DARKANE HERE! GUNSMOKE! THE ELEVATED PILEDRIVER! IT HITS! DARKANE’S NECK COULD BE SNAPPED IN HALF! IMPACT HAS A GRIN OF RELIEF ON HIS FACE! HE HOOKS THE LEGS FOR THE COVER!
Stew-O: BUURRRRRNNNNOOOUUUTTT!!!! TLA FLIES IN AND FINALLY CONNECTS WITH THE BURNOUT ON BOTH MEN! IMPACT WAS JUST CRUSHED UNDER THE COLLISION! DARKANE TOOK IT HARD AS WELL! IMPACT ROLLING OFF HE’S CLUTCHING AT HIS BACK AND ROLLING OUT OF THE RING! HE ROLLS OUT TO HIS FEET! BUT LOOK!
Deadprez: TLA! TLA HAS THE COVER ON DARKANE WHO JUST TOOK AN EVISCERATION, A GUNSMOKE, AND A BURNOUT ALL IN A ROW!
Stew-O: IMPACT SEES THE COVER BEING MADE! WAIT WHOA!! IMPACT DIVING AT DEADPREZ!
Stew-O: Impact is yanking Deadprez’s headset away from him!
Impact: CALL IT OFF! THE MATCH IS OFF!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: What just happened?
(TLA rises up off of Darkane with his hands up in the air, still in pain from the match but celebrating his victory. Deadprez manages to get his headset back on just as Bella Braxton is receiving a message.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen… the result of this match… IS NULLIFIED AS A TERM OF IMPACT’S GAWD CONTRACT!
(Confusion floods the arena as TLA at first looks confused, and then angry. Darkane rolls himself out of the ring as Impact walks over and grabs his World Heavyweight Championship.)
Stew-O: WHAT THE HELL?!? HE CAN’T DO THAT! TLA HAD THAT WON! TLA SHOULD BE THE CHAMPION RIGHT NOW!
Deadprez: Man, I wanna see TLA win but that’s the power of the Gawd Contract and Impact has not been afraid to flex that power. He has every right and privilege.
(TLA begins to yell at Impact from inside the ring. Impact simply grins at him. The champion then walks over and grabs the microphone from Bella Braxton.)
Impact: Oh, what? You ain’t happy? Deal with it. Money talks and bullshit walks. And I’m the biggest draw in this company. Gawd Contract, now go get me a fucking burrito. I told you before that neither one of you deserve this shot anyway.
(TLA continues to yell and demand Impact get back in the ring. The gears turn in Impact’s head and he rolls into the ring.)
Impact: Fine. You really want this? Hey ref—
(Impact points the referee towards the timekeeper.)
Impact: The match is back on. Ring the damn bell.
(The referee steps to the side and tries to discuss things with the timekeeper as Impact continues.)
Impact: Oh… but hey, TLA…
(TLA steps up, getting nose to nose with the champion.)
Impact: Don’t be too jaded when you lose.
Deadprez: WAIT! WHO THE FUCK IS THAT! SOMEONE JUST HOPPED THE BARRICADE AND SLID INTO THE RING! THATS—
Stew-O: SIENNA JADE! SIENNA JADE IS HERE!
Deadprez: SIENNA COMING FROM BEHIND! BUT TLA SEES HER ON THE TRON SCREEN! HE TURNS AROUND AND STARES A HOLE THROUGH HER AS HE KNOWS THEY CANT LAY A HAND ON ONE ANOTHER! HE’S CALLING HER ALL TYPES OF PUTAS AS SHE JUST LAUGHS BUT HE NEEDS TO GET HIS HEAD BACK IN THE GAME!
Stew-O: BUT IMPACT COMES IN! LOW BLOW FROM BEHIND! GODDAMN AND THE REFEREE JUST SIGNALED THE BELL!! IMPACT THROWING THE MICROPHONE BACK TO THE OUTSIDE AFTER TAKING ADVANTAGE OF SIENNA’S DISTRACTION!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: TLA IS HURTING FROM THE LOW BLOW! BUT IMPACT HOPS UP! EVISCERATION! TLA IS DOWN! IMPACT HAS THE COVER!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(Bella Braxton grabs the microphone off of the floor but Sienna yanks it out of her hands.)
Sienna Jade: Your winner, and STILL THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! IMPACT!
(Sienna drops the microphone and joins Impact in the ring with the belt as “Can I Live” picks back up. She does a fake crying motion to mock TLA as he lays on the mat, repeating it at Darkane on the outside. Impact laughs at the two before climbing out of the ring.)
Stew-O: Impact may be one of the greatest champions we’ve seen in this company. But this is an absolute disgrace!
Deadprez: That’s what power can do for you! Impact has power and knows how to use it! And with a gorgeous girl like Sienna on his arm, this man really does rule as a king around here.
Stew-O: This can’t possibly stand! Gawd Contract or not this is just insanity!
(The final shot shows Impact holding the title high in the air as he and Sienna make their way up the ramp. We see a brief shot of TLA propped up against the ropes, still clutching at his groin and looking absolutely livid but exhausted.)
(Commercial for Wicked Games.)
( Promotional clip airs, hyping up the next EAW event taking place in Egypt – with “Battle Of Egypt II: Clash In Cairo” being promoted for the Cairo International Stadium in January 2021. )
(The camera cuts to Bella Braxton in the middle of the ring)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen THIS IS THE MAIN EVENT! AND IT IS A CHAMPION VERSUS CHAMPION MATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The lights dim in the stadium as the crowd slowly goes silent. Smoke starts to emit from the stage giving a feeling of suspense as a Narrator begins to speak.)
Narrator: There are stories of gods, pharaohs gracing this great land, ruling with an iron fist. Taking what they want and being graced with royalty… but tonight, it’s not a god, it’s not a pharaoh, IT’S A GAWD!
(Pyro burst out of the stage in a beautiful array of gold and blue as “Let It Go” by A$AP Ferg begins to play as it signals for Mr. DEDEDE to come out.)
Deadprez: Is that… is that a camel?
Stew-O: No Dead it’s a cow, OF COURSE ITS A FUCKING CAMEL!
(Mr. DEDEDE comes out on a regally dressed camel in Arab robes as members of the Egyptian Army lead the camel and Mr. DEDEDE to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, residing in the Ryan Adams Estate in Santo Domingo, the Dominican Republic, weighing in at 227 pounds… HE IS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! MR…DEDEDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: :wow: that’s gawd.
Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE certainly putting the Egyptian government’s money to good use as he’s coming out Egyptian style tonight.
Deadprez: He’s just showing why he’s the Answers World Champion. If he’s a champion, he must be treated as such.
Stew-O: Indeed I wasn’t complaining about that though. But it’ll be a challenge for Mr. DEDEDE tonight as he faces off against Charlie Marr, but I’m sure he has no doubts as shown as he enters this matchup tonight.
Deadprez: I won’t doubt you there but there’s a lot to worry about for both of them tonight.
Stew-O: Their confidence will be put to the test tonight as this is certainly a battle for the ages, and a match I am extremely excited about.
(Mr. DEDEDE is helped off the camel as the Answers World Championship, is taken off the Camel and given to Mr. DEDEDE as he enters the ring and raises it high in the air as he oozes royalty off him and “Let It Go” fades out.)
(“It Ain’t Safe” by Skepta plays up as the cheers quickly turns to boos. Charlie Marr enters to the stage without Jordie Ripley, because wOmEn ArEn’T aLlOwEd To HiT mEn. He stands at the stage raising his EAW Championship high in the air before turning around. Suddenly a throne rises out of the stage as he looks with a grin. He sits down on it as people dressed as pharaohs run out to the stage. Charlie is then lifted off the ground as they carry him on the throne to the ring,)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent, from Tower Hamlets, London, weighing in at 240 pounds… HE IS THE EAW CHAMPION! CHARLIE… MARR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Charlie coming out in royalty as well tonight as he’s being treated like a king. I’m thinking Charlie wants to be on par with DEDEDE going into this match and he’s doing just that.
Stew-O: Just imagine how this match could go. This could be the battle of the ages, LIKE ANAKIN VS OBI-WAN!
Stew-O: Either way both are trying to prove which one of them is the better champion tonight. Both of them have had grueling back and forth all throughout this week and the words stated have been nothing more than battle cries. I’d love to see what both of them have in store for each other tonight because this match has been so anticipated by both of them that I’m sure that both of them are gonna have no remorse fighting each other, possibly to the death.
(Charlie is placed down as he enters the ringside area. He sits up and waves his hands in the air to the crowd as they boo even more at him. His hand transitions into the middle finger before he raises the EAW Championship high in the air so Mr. DEDEDE can see on the other side of the ring. He enters the ring and looks at the Championship before turning around and mockingly blowing a kiss to Mr. DEDEDE as “It Ain’t Safe fades out and both of them start to get ready. The referee checks with both men to make sure they’re ready, and he calls for the bell!)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: I know this man is not trying to shake the hand of Mr. DEDEDE.
(Sure enough, Charlie Marr has extended his hand and is trying to coax Mr. DEDEDE into shaking it.)
Stew-O: MR. DEDEDE JUST SLAPPED THE SHIT OUT OF CHARLIE MARR!
Deadprez: DEDEDE grabs Marr in a side headlock and pushes him back against the ropes! Marr elbows his way out and forces the Answers World Champion back into the corner! DEDEDE catches Marr with a boot to the jaw, jumps on the second rope, and looks to take down Marr with a diving double axe-handle! Marr catches DEDEDE in the gut with an uppercut, and looks to nail DEDEDE with a knee strike! DEDEDE catches the knee! He tries to take Charlie down with a clothesline, but Charlie ducks! Charlie behind DEDEDE now and he’s got him around the waist! Charlie tries for a German suplex, but DEDEDE is able to block! He pries Charlie’s hands apart, grabs the right wrist, and begins twisting it! Charlie is able to somersault forward, reverse the wristlock, but DEDEDE steps over it! DEDEDE takes control with another side headlock, but Charlie backs him against the ropes, and the referee steps in!
(As the two champions break apart the crowd erupts. DEDEDE and Marr lock eyes with one another and neither one has any real emotion on their face.)
Stew-O: I have a feeling this match is going to be extremely competitive. Mr. DEDEDE’s accomplishments in this sport speak for themselves, and there is a reason he is regarded as the very best in the world.
Deadprez: And as far as Charlie Marr goes, he is well on his way to becoming an all-time great. You can criticize him for his tactics, but you can’t argue that he always finds a way to win or survive his matches. He’s one of the best Elitists on this roster, and a seriously underrated pure wrestler due to the fact he favors more hardcore environments. I have a feeling that this champion versus champion match is going to a 5-star clash of the titans.
Stew-O: DEDEDE and Charlie are circling one another now, and neither man seems to be in a hurry to make the first move. It’s been an absolutely incredible night here in Egypt so far when you think of the championships we have had change hands! This crowd has remained engaged and on fire, and there’s no doubt that the world champions inside the ring feel that energy.
Deadprez: DEDEDE and Charlie finally lock up, lacing their fingers together, kind of like they’re holding hands, and battling for the dominant position! It’s Charlie who drives his shoulder into DEDEDE’s mid-section and forces him back towards the ropes! DEDEDE frees his hand from Charlie’s and wraps it around Charlie’s neck, however with DEDEDE’s back being against the ropes, the referee is right there to make sure nothing funny goes down between these two. Both men let go, but it’s Charlie who shoves DEDEDE!
Stew-O: But look at DEDEDE! He’s smirking! He shoves Charlie back! This could very well end up being a glorified pissing contest between these two!
Deadprez: DEDEDE and Charlie with the collar-and-elbow tie up now, and each of them start jockeying back and forth for positioning! They reverse positions against the ropes, and finally it’s DEDEDE who gets Charlie in the corner. He makes somewhat of a clean break, before slamming his foot into Charlie’s stomach and nailing him with a series of machine gun style chops to the chest! Charlie’s chest is turning red, and DEDEDE seems to be enjoying himself now! He nails Charlie with another chop before grabbing him by the wrist and whipping him across the ring! Charlie slams chest first into the turnbuckles and DEDEDE rushes towards Charlie… SPEAR!
Stew-O: NO! CHARLIE MOVES BUT DEDEDE HAS THE PRESENCE OF MIND TO SOMEHOW STOP HIS MOMENTUM!
Deadprez: DEDEDE quickly lets go of the ropes he grabbed and whirls around, just to eat a dropkick to the face from Charlie! DEDEDE doesn’t go down, but that’s a nice little opening for Charlie! He is lighting the Chairman’s chest up with a series of chops himself and these might be a little harder than DEDEDE’s! Look at that handprint on DEDEDE’s chest! :lupe:
Stew-O: Charlie grabs DEDEDE and pulls him out of the corner! He tries for a snapmare, but DEDEDE nails him with several punches to the ribcage! Charlie lets go of DEDEDE and immediately DEDEDE grabs him in a side headlock! Charlie locks his arms around DEDEDE’s waist and attempts to chain wrestle him down to the ground, but DEDEDE slips out and sends Charlie across the ring! Charlie hits the ropes and rebounds, and DEDEDE looks for a clothesline! Charlie ducks and hits the ropes, wisely locking his arms around them! DEDEDE rushes forward… he’s looking to clothesline Charlie over the ropes, but Charlie ducks down and lifts DEDEDE up… dumping the Chairman… ONTO THE APRON!
Deadprez: DEDEDE clubs Charlie in the back of the head and grabs him, dropping down to the ground! The back of Charlie’s neck just snapped against that top rope and DEDEDE slithers back inside the ring! He doesn’t go for the cover, but he’s mounted Charlie and is unloading several rights and lefts to Charlie’s face and head!
Stew-O: Marr covers up, but that doesn’t stop Mr. DEDEDE! He continues punching the EAW World Champion! Charlie FINALLY fends off DEDEDE and scrambles for the ropes, but DEDEDE grabs him by the ankle and pulls him back towards the center of the ring! DEDEDE takes Charlie’s ankle… ankle lock perhaps?
Deadprez: Charlie boots him back and manages to quickly get back to his feet!
(Once again the crowd erupts for the tremendous back and forth action between these handsome men and champion warriors.)
Stew-O: Charlie and DEDEDE are circling one another again, and I can feel just feel the shift in energy right now. These two are cut from the same cloth, each knowing that the other won’t hesitate to do something nefarious in order to gain an advantage.
Deadprez: Another collar-and-elbow tie up between these two and neither want to give an inch. It’s almost like these two are stagnant at the moment. Charlie drops to a knee, to try and gain the advantage, but DEDEDE isn’t having it! These two continue battling for positioning, and it’s Charlie who finally seizes control of DEDEDE by taking the arm! He switches to a crafty little wristlock, but DEDEDE is behind him, which causes Charlie to take a knee! He tries to grab DEDEDE’s arm, while maintaining control of the wristlock, but DEDEDE is on his feet and using his strength to keep Charlie from accomplishing the takedown he wants. Charlie works his way back up and is able to twist DEDEDE’s wrist at an even more awkward angle, but look at DEDEDE! He’s somehow works the situation to his advantage, and he’s in the process of reversing the wristlock! Charlie tries to force DEDEDE back, but DEDEDE has control now!
Stew-O: It’s incredibly hard to just legitimately out-wrestle Mr. DEDEDE. He knows counters for other people’s counters.
Deadprez: DEDEDE forces Charlie onto his back, and places his knee across Charlie’s chest. He begins bending back Charlie’s fingers and doing it all with a rather arrogant smirk on his face!
Stew-O: Charlie has his leg up though and he just slammed his foot into the side of Mr. DEDEDE’s head! DEDEDE lets go of Charlie’s hand, but now he has the foot! Mr. DEDEDE is bending Charlie’s foot back and the EAW World Champion seems to be in a bit of pain. Charlie reaches behind him and grabs a hold of the ropes, and that forces the referee to jump in and start administering the count!
Referee: ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR… F-
(Mr. DEDEDE lets go and gets back to his feet.)
Deadprez: Mr. DEDEDE doesn’t give Charlie a chance to get back up because he’s on Charlie now, putting the boots to him! DEDEDE is stomping away at the wrist and ankle of Charlie Marr, and I can’t begin to express how smart that is. DEDEDE pulls Charlie back into the center of the ring, wanting to get him away from those ropes no doubt, and I think he’s trying for the Infiniti Lock!
Stew-O: That Omoplata Shoulder Lock completely ruined the career of Carlos Cruz back on Showdown a few months ago.
Deadprez: DEDEDE shoots in, looking for that move, but Charlie blocks it! He rotates to the side and grabs DEDEDE, and he looks for a crossface! Charlie with a crossface, and he slides his foot in there and grabs DEDEDE’s arm, locking it between his legs! Charlie gets to his knees and rolls forward! DEDEDE is forced to roll forward as well to keep from getting trapped, but the Chairman is on his back! Charlie reaches his arm back, looking to grab a hold of DEDEDE, but DEDEDE is able to work his arm free! Charlie still has control and he is on top of DEDEDE with his leg positioned over DEDEDE’s waist! He mounts DEDEDE and now it’s Charlie’s turn to unleash some frustration! He is pounding the Chairman with several stiff strikes to the face and head, and DEDEDE finds himself completely at Charlie’s mercy! Charlie grabs DEDEDE by the throat and begins slamming the back of the Answers World Champion’s head into the mat! Charlie like a man possessed now!
Stew-O: He rolls off Mr. DEDEDE and jerks him up by the hair! DEDEDE tries to throw a right hand, but Charlie blocks it and headbutts DEDEDE! DEDEDE staggers back and Charlie goes for another! His forehead collides with Mr. DEDEDE’s, and Charlie does this three more times! Mr. DEDEDE has been busted open and Charlie immediately begins driving his fist into that wound!
Deadprez: We have seen Charlie Marr hurt so many people inside that ring, and I know that Mr. DEDEDE isn’t just anyone. But Charlie is firmly in control of this match now and he’s got DEDEDE, dragging him towards the corner! Charlie begins slamming DEDEDE head first onto the top of the ring post! Charlie is just relentless right now and he takes Mr. DEDEDE, whipping him across the ring! DEDEDE slams into turnbuckles and Charlie flies forward… RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE! Charlie grabs DEDEDE and runs him to the center of the ring, taking him down with a bulldog! DEDEDE’s face slams into the mat and Charlie is down on the mat beside him! Charlie wraps DEDEDE up in a side headlock, and uses his free hand to continue opening up that wound. Blood is trickling down DEDEDE’s face now, and Charlie really seems to be enjoying this. He slips behind DEDEDE into a seated position, and wraps his legs around DEDEDE’s waist, while wrapping his arms around DEDEDE’s neck. Charlie falls back and he’s got DEDEDE in a choke!
Stew-O: Charlie going for victory via choke, but his own shoulders are on the mat! The referee drops down to count, but Charlie quickly lifts his shoulder! He turns to the side, making sure to maintain control of Mr. DEDEDE but this position is actually giving Mr. DEDEDE a little bit of a break! DEDEDE is working his hand between Charlie’s arms, and that alleviates some of the pressure of the choke! Mr. DEDEDE has gotten his entire arm up now, breaking free of the choke and he’s managed to grab Charlie in a bit of a modified reverse headlock! His forearm is placed firmly across Charlie’s throat and as a result, Charlie is forced to loosen his grip on the Chairman’s waist. DEDEDE is completely free now and he lets go of Charlie, opting to get back to his feet. Charlie follows suit, and Mr. DEDEDE quickly springs forward, driving his shoulder into Charlie’s gut and forcing him into the corner!
Deadprez: Mr. DEDEDE with those shoulder thrusts now and Charlie is doubled over! DEDEDE backs up and waits for Charlie to straighten up… RAPTURE! HELLUVA KICK TO CHARLIE!
Stew-O: ‘Rapture’ or ‘P.C.S.’ kick? :mjgrin:
Stew-O: DEDEDE grabs Charlie by the beard and drags him to the center of the ring! Cover by DEDEDE!
Deadprez: Charlie Marr kicks out!
Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE is quick to drag Charlie up by the beard. DEDEDE knows how important it is to maintain control of a match, especially against such a dangerous opponent. You can say what you want about Charlie Marr and his results this season, but the man is resourceful, and he always finds a way to stay in control of a match, and even win.
Deadprez: DEDEDE takes control of the arm and begins working on Charlie’s wrist once again. Charlie attempts to reverse, but DEDEDE hangs on and attempts to wrestle Charlie to the mat! ‘Main Event’ Marr hangs on, and grabs a handful of DEDEDE’s tights, looking to lift him up, but DEDEDE with several quick elbows to the back of the head, putting a stop to that! Charlie uses his free hand to punch DEDEDE in the stomach, and that allows him to grab DEDEDE and bring him down to the mat with a fireman’s carry! He locks his arms around DEDEDE’s shoulder and drags him over, forcing him into a pin!
Stew-O: But DEDEDE floats right over and is back to his feet! He pulls Charlie up and forces him back against the ropes! DEDEDE with a knee to Charlie’s gut, and he follows that up with a knee to the face, and he grabs Charlie in a front facelock! Both men drop to the mat and DEDEDE maintains control, forcing Charlie onto his back, while holding onto the arm. Charlie is keeping himself bridged up, though, making sure he doesn’t get pinned, while DEDEDE continues to torque the wrist. Charlie kicks his legs up, grabbing DEDEDE in a headscissors, but DEDEDE is able to slip out of the hold and pull Charlie back to his feet! DEDEDE looks to whip Charlie across the ring, but Charlie with a thumb to the eye!
Deadprez: It was only a matter of time, to be honest.
Stew-O: Desperation move by Charlie to temporarily derail the Answers World Champion, and he grabs for DEDEDE’s leg, taking him down to the mat! Charlie hangs on to the leg and looks for a kneebar, but DEDEDE manages to roll through that, and scramble back to his feet! Charlie is up as well though and he leaps in the air, catching DEDEDE right on the jaw with a beautiful drop kick! DEDEDE falls back into the corner and Charlie charges… running corner clothesline! Charlie grabs DEDEDE and looks to bring him over with a monkey flip… BUT DEDEDE LANDS ON HIS FEET?! WHAT?!
Deadprez: DEDEDE is on his feet and Charlie is up! He whirls around and DEDEDE with a big boot!
Stew-O: IT MISSES! CHARLIE SIDE STEPS!
Deadprez: Once again DEDEDE is able to stop his own momentum, but Charlie shoves him from behind! DEDEDE collides sternum first with the turnbuckles, and Charlie looks for a roll-up… only to have DEDEDE roll through! DEDEDE is back up and he quickly grabs Charlie, hitting him with a scoop slam! Mr. DEDEDE runs the ropes and he looks for the corkscrew elbow!
Stew-O: CHARLIE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!
Deadprez: Charlie is back up and he quickly pulls up DEDEDE! Charlie attempts to hoist DEDEDE up in the air, but DEDEDE blocks! Charlie with hammerfisted shots to DEDEDE’s back, and that allows him to finally lift DEDEDE up in the air! Charlie is letting all the blood rush to the head of Mr. DEDEDE and he finally, FINALLY brings him down to the mat with a modified brainbuster! Instead of going for the cover, Charlie begins dropping knees onto Mr. DEDEDE’s head! DEDEDE is in real trouble right now because Charlie has decided to target the head!
Stew-O: Charlie pulls DEDEDE up and hits him in the head with several more headbutts, and he’s got DEDEDE! He’s hooking him for ‘The Queen is Dead’! If Charlie is able to hit the Answers World Champion with the double underhook DDT this match is likely over, Deadprez!
Deadprez: DEDEDE wisely goes limp, and the deadweight of the Chairman catches Charlie a bit off guard! His grip on Mr. DEDEDE slips just a bit, and DEDEDE reaches for the ankle, snatching Charlie to the mat! DEDEDE trying to gain some control back now, but Charlie uses his free foot to kick DEDEDE in the head over and over and over again, until DEDEDE is forced to let go! Charlie helps DEDEDE back up, and sends him into the corner… and Charlie runs forward! Uppercut connects! Charlie with a knee now! Charlie with another knee! All these knee strikes are connecting with DEDEDE’s face! Charlie grabs DEDEDE, slamming him face first across the knee! Charlie goes for the cover, but DEDEDE somehow grabs the ropes and pulls himself out of the ring!
(Mr. DEDEDE drops to the mat and crawls a few feet away from the ring to try and collect himself. He shakes the cobwebs out, but as he does that Charlie has gotten out of the ring as well.)
Stew-O: Charlie is stalking Mr. DEDEDE now, and just waiting for the right opportunity to pounce! I’m not saying he has DEDEDE wounded or anything, but he’s certainly looking to capitalize on the damage he’s done so far. Charlie is kicking at the protective padding right now, exposing the ground, and I wonder what he’s got in mind. :lupe:
Deadprez: Charlie makes his way back over to Mr. DEDEDE, but Mr. DEDEDE greets him with a solid right hand to the gut. Charlie with a clubbing blow to the back and he jerks Mr. DEDEDE up to his feet. Charlie looks to hook DEDEDE, but DEDEDE grabs Charlie by the legs and jerks him down to the mat! Charlie lands on his back and DEDEDE begins stomping on the ankle! Charlie attempts to fight him off, but DEDEDE kicks him in the face a few times before grabbing the ankle and dragging Charlie over to that exposed section of the ground! DEDEDE slams Charlie’s ankle right into the ground!
Stew-O: DEDEDE continues this assault, despite the fact the referee is screaming at him to get the match back into the ring. DEDEDE could literally fire this man if he wanted so honestly no referee is really going to try and enforce the rules on our boss, that’s why he hasn’t even bothered to start a ten count yet. DEDEDE maintains control of the ankle and grabs Charlie into a grapevine type of submission! Somehow Charlie is able to roll through, he has DEDEDE in a side headlock! DEDEDE rolls through that and forces his arm across Charlie’s face, which breaks the headlock! DEDEDE quickly grabs Charlie by the waist, and deadlifts him up… and he slams him right back down with a side suplex! DEDEDE maintains control of the waistlock and he deadlifts Charlie up a second time… slamming him back down into the ground!
Deadprez: DEDEDE looking for a third side suplex now, and he hoists Charlie up… slamming him down to the ground! DEDEDE mounts Charlie now and he begins unloading more rights and lefts! When DEDEDE throws all his muscle behind those punches, they have got to hurt, and I’m already starting to see Charlie’s right eye start to swell a little bit! Mr. DEDEDE is just beating the shit out of Charlie right now and there’s very little the EAW World Champion can do to defend himself.
Stew-O: DEDEDE finally gets up, and Charlie’s eye is definitely swollen, Deadprez.
Deadprez: DEDEDE grabs Charlie and throws him head first into the steel ring steps! DEDEDE is now pulling those steps away from the ring and I don’t like the look he has on his face right now. We have seen that look way to many times.
Stew-O: DEDEDE grabs Charlie and spikes him into the ground with a DDT before getting back to his feet. He’s pulling Charlie up now and he’s tying him to the tree of woe on the outside of the ring! Charlie is hooked around the turnbuckles DEDEDE takes the ring steps… and he slams them right into Charlie’s chest! The EAW World Champion’s head and chest is trapped between the post and steps as he dangles in the tree of woe position! DEDEDE with those swift boxing style punches to Charlie’s body! Charlie Marr is completely at Mr. DEDEDE’s mercy right now and DEDEDE is just using the man as a punching bag at the moment! That smile across DEDEDE’s face is heinous, and that sad part is, Charlie Marr probably deserves this. These are two absolutely despicable individuals and I don’t feel sorry for Charlie Marr at all.
Deadprez: But Mr. DEDEDE is definitely using the fact he’s the Chairman to his advantage because he knows damn well this referee isn’t going to say shit to him. This crowd isn’t really sure how to react because Mr. DEDEDE is reaching under the ring and grabbing a steel chair.
(The referee finally gets out of the ring and attempts to reprimand the Answers World Champion.)
Referee (Off Mic): Now sir, I’m going to have to advise you that the use of a steel chair is completely illegal in this match and if you hit him, I will have to disqualify you.
(Mr. DEDEDE looks at the referee like he has three heads and each one just spoke a different language to him.)
Mr. DEDEDE (Off Mic): As the Chairman of this company, the acting Co-Commissioner of the Voltage, AND as a Gawd Contract holder, are you really trying to tell me that you’re going to disqualify me?
Referee (Off Mic): …. Yes?
(Mr. DEDEDE takes the chair and slams it into the stomach of Charlie! That causes the champ to drop from the tree of woe, and land across the steps, but DEDEDE turns his attention back to the referee.)
Mr. DEDEDE (Off Mic): Disqualify me you pussy. I dare you.
(Mr. DEDEDE takes the chair and begins slamming it over and over onto Charlie’s back.)
Deadprez: So this match is a hardcore match now?
Stew-O: I assume so. You know, exactly the type of match Mr. DEDEDE and HRDO are trying to eliminate from Voltage.
Stew-O: DEDEDE continues beating Charlie with the chair and now that thing is bent in half! DEDEDE tosses it to the side and pulls Charlie from the trap he set for him! DEDEDE bounces Charlie’s face off the hardest part of the ring and rolls him inside! Charlie seems pretty out of it and DEDEDE lazily drapes himself over Charlie and goes for the cover!
Deadprez: Charlie Marr kicks out!
Stew-O: That lazy cover was never going to put Charlie away, lets be honest about that. I think DEDEDE knows that as well which is why he doesn’t look all that pressed. He grabs Charlie up and throws him into the corner! DEDEDE runs towards Charlie and nails him with a flying crossbody! Charlie slumps down but DEDEDE pulls him back up and hits him with a spinning back fist! Charlie drops to his knees and DEDEDE grabs him by the beard! DEMOLITION! THE DIAMOND CUTTER CONNECTS AND THIS TIME DEDEDE HOOKS THE LEG!
Deadprez: NO! CHARLIE KICKS OUT!
Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE shakes his head and grabs Charlie, carelessly tossing him out of the ring. Charlie hits the ground with a thud. DEDEDE backs up AND HE TAKES OFF RUNNING! ‘VINTAGE DEDEDE’! DEDEDE WITH THE SOMERSAU-
Deadprez: CHARLIE MOVES! CHARLIE HAD THAT SCOUT-
Stew-O: DEDEDE LANDED ON HIS DAMN FEET! SERIOUSLY! HOW?!
Deadprez: Charlie looks a little shocked and DEDEDE has a crazed look in his eyes! HE CHARGES TOWARDS CHARLIE! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!
Stew-O: CHARLIE GOT OUT OF THE WAY! DEDEDE JUST DROVE HIMSELF RIGHT INTO THE RING! DEDEDE IS DOWN AND CHARLIE MARR JUST GOT THE OPENING HE’S BEEN WAITING FOR!
(Charlie wastes absolutely no time diving under the ring and grabbing for anything he can get his hands on.)
Deadprez: CHARLIE MARR JUST PULLED OUT A BRICK!
Stew-O: Do you think that’s a limestone and granite brick that was used to build the ancient Egyptian pyramids?
Deadprez: Does it matter?! CHARLIE JUST TOOK THAT BRICK AND JUST BUSTED IT OVER DEDEDE’S HEAD! DEDEDE IS OUT AND CHARLIE ISN’T DONE! HE’S BACK UNDER THE RING AND HE PULLS OUT A STRAND OF BARBED WIRE!
(The smile that crosses Charlie’s face has he unravels the barbed wire is so incredibly kewt. Charlie turns his brilliant blue eyes directly to the camera.)
Charlie Marr (Off Mic): Shout out to Camille Jane Ava. I know you’re somewhere watching this. Watch this, bitch.
Stew-O: Charlie is looking to use Mr. DEDEDE to send a message to his Wicked Games opponent, Ms. Extreme, and he takes that barbed wire, wrapping it around the head of Mr. DEDEDE! That wound from earlier is just gushing blood now and the face of the Chairman is turning into a crimson mask! Charlie laughs as he drags DEDEDE towards the ring and pulls him using only the barbed wire! Charlie slips inside and continues dragging Mr. DEDEDE with him, and he tightens that barbed wire around DEDEDE’s head! Charlie takes his own fists and is hammering away at the barbed wire, further embedding it into Mr. DEDEDE’s flesh.
Deadprez: Charlie is back to his feet and he is stomping away at DEDEDE’s head and face. That missed spear has really cost the Chairman, and the EAW Champion is in firm control of this match now. Charlie pulls DEDEDE up and throws him across the ring! He catches DEDEDE on the rebound and plants him with ‘The Headmaster’s Ritual’! The spinebuster has DEDEDE down and Charlie runs the ropes, following up with a corkscrew elbow of his own!
Stew-O: Charlie Marr taking a page right out of Mr. DEDEDE’s book and he hooks the legs for the cover!
Deadprez: Mr. DEDEDE kicks out!
Stew-O: Charlie gets up and brings DEDEDE up with him! He takes him by the arm and is looking for The Charing Cross! DEDEDE manages to get the foot up before Charlie can go for the discus lariat, and DEDEDE’s foot connects with Charlie’s groin! Charlie drops to his knees, holding his crown jewels, and DEDEDE stumbles back! Charlie is in pain right now and that’s allowing DEDEDE a few precious seconds to recover from the onslaught of offense he just endured! DEDEDE is to his knees now and he pushes himself up… AND WITH A BURST OF SPEED HE RUSHES TOWARDS CHARLIE!
Deadprez: ‘PAINFULLY EVER AFTER!’ DEDEDE taking a page out of the former Universal Women’s Champion book and putting Charlie Marr down with a curb stomp! DEDEDE falls to his knees and begins ripping that barbed wire from around his head! The blood is just pouring down DEDEDE’s face at this point but how many times have we seen him wearing a crimson mask and still beating his opponents senseless?! DEDEDE wraps the bloody barbed wire around his fist and he throws Charlie onto his back! DEDEDE with straight punches to the face now! Charlie’s eye was already swollen and now DEDEDE is ripping open flesh wounds thanks to those punches! The skin above Charlie’s eye splits, and DEDEDE drives his fist into it! He has that wire stuck in Charlie’s open wound and he is twisting it, making a little red river flow down Charlie’s face!
Stew-O: DEDEDE rips the wire out of Charlie’s head and raises his fist in the air for what I’m assuming is going to be a knockout blow BUT CHARLIE CATCHES HIM! CHARLIE CATCHES DEDEDE’S WRIST! DEDEDE IS A LITTLE SHOCKED, AND CHARLIE IS SHAKING HIS HEAD! CHARLIE ISN’T ONE TO BE KEPT DOWN FOR LONG AND HE GRIPS DEDEDE’S WRIST WITH THE OTHER HAND! CHARLIE BEGINS CLAWING AT THE BARBED WIRE, BUT DEDEDE TAKES HIS FREE HAND NOW AND GRABS ONTO CHARLIE! THEY’RE ROLLING AROUND ON THE MAT NOW, FIGHTING FOR CONTROL!
Deadprez: I bet there’s some weird fan fic out there that is similar to this match and leads to other stuff between these two…
Stew-O: :lupe: What kind of other stuff?
Stew-O: CHARLIE FINALLY SEIZES CONTROL OF THE SITUATION AND HE WRESTLES DEDEDE’S WRAPPED FIST TO THE GROUND! CHARLIE PLACES HIS FOOT OVER MR. DEDEDE’S HAND AND KICKS AT DEDEDE’S FACE WITH THE OTHER FOOT! DEDEDE IS ROCKED RIGHT NOW AND CHARLIE STARTS TRYING TO PULL THE BARBED WIRE FREE!
Deadprez: BUT MR. DEDEDE STILL HAS LIFE LEFT! HE SNATCHES CHARLIE BY THE BEARD AND SLAMS HIS HEAD INTO THE MAT! DEDEDE FREES HIMSELF AND SCRAMBLES UP! HE NAILS CHARLIE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A FEW STOMPS AND STARTS PULLING THE BARBED WIRE OFF HIS FIST! DEDEDE REACHES DOWN AND HE IS WRAPPING IT AROUND HIS BOOT! DEDEDE WRAPPING THE BARBED WIRE AROUND HIS SHOE! CHARLIE IS ROLLING TOWARDS THE ROPES BUT DEDEDE TAKES OFF… AND HE NAILS CHARLIE WITH ANOTHER CURB STOMP!
Stew-O: DEDEDE’S WRAPPED FOOT CONNECTS WITH CHARLIE’S SKULL AND MR. DEDEDE QUICKLY PULLS CHARLIE UP! HE SKIPS THE THEATRICS AND GOES RIGHT FOR THE GRAND SLAM! THE ROCK BOTTOM CONNECTS AND MR. DEDEDE GOES FOR THE COVER!
Deadprez: THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION JUST KICKED OUT!!!!
(Mr. DEDEDE’s eyes practically bug out of his skull and he rips at his blood soaked hair. Very slowly, the Answers World Champion gets to his feet and starts pacing the ring. He finally comes to a stop in front of Charlie.)
Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE reaches down to pull Charlie up… BUT CHARLIE SNATCHES HIM DOWN BY THE HAIR! CHARLIE ROLLS MR. DEDEDE UP AND GRABS A HANDFUL OF TIGHTS!
Deadprez: MR. DEDEDE KICKS OUT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE NANOSECOND! CHARLIE HOPS UP AND HE GRABS MR. DEDEDE UP! CHARING CRO- NO! MR. DEDEDE WITH THE REVERSE WAISTLOCK AND HE NAILS CHARLIE WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! CHARLIE’S HEAD SLAMS INTO THE TURNBUCKLES AND MR. DEDEDE GETS BACK TO HIS FEET! HE RUNS FOR CHARLIE AND NAILS HIM WITH A BASEMENT STYLE DROPKICK TO THE FACE, BARBED WIRE FOOT INCLUDED! MR. DEDEDE ROLLS BACKWARDS AND GETS BACK UP, AND HE SCREAMS AT CHARLIE TO GET UP! MR. DEDEDE IS YELLING AT CHARLIE TO GET BACK UP!
(Charlie, ever the warrior, grips the ropes and drags himself back up. He stumbles away from the corner, an arrogant look splashed across his blood soaked face. He looks Mr. DEDEDE right in the eyes and motions at him to come at him.)
Charlie Marr (Off Mic): Fuck you, old man.
Stew-O: MR. DEDEDE WITH A SPEAR AND HE FOLDS CHARLIE MARR UP LIKE AN ACCORDION! THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION IS DOWN AND MR. DEDEDE GRABS HIM UP! DEDEDE HOOKS CHARLIE IN POSITION FOR THE MK DRIVER!!!!!
Deadprez: DOUBLE UNDERHOOK BRAINBUSTER CONNECTS!!!! MR. DEDEDE FALLS ON TOP OF CHARLIE!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
( “Let It Go” by A$AP Ferg plays, and Mr. DEDEDE sits up, wiping sweat from his brow and clearing blood from his face before raising his signature corna taunt with one hand. )
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… MMMMISSTEEEEEEERRR DEEEEEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: In the wake of a contest that began as a battle of wits, developed into a locking of horns and unraveled into a fight to the death! The Answers World Champion and EAW’s standard bearer does it again on this historic evening, down here in Egypt!
Deadprez: GOD DAMN! Next level showing from the two chiefs of their respective brands! What we all just saw was a master class on wrestling brilliance, not just in this match between both of these men but throughout this night. EAW proves consistently why we are the best wrestling on the entire planet, with absolutely no signs of falling off!
( Mr. DEDEDE rises and has his arm raised by the official, and holds his Answers World Championship up by his other hand. The front row consisting of Egyptian dignitaries, members of the Parliament, and high ranking members of society are seen in applauding the match they just witnessed. Charlie Marr is down at ringside and is being assisted by Veena Adams, coming to his aid and gathering his EAW Championship for him. )
Stew-O: Charlie Marr’s got absolutely nothing to be ashamed of. He’s in his first of what could and very well should be multiple high profile World Championship runs, and he’s proven himself as a competitor on the level of The Gawd himself. That was an excellent, competitive match up and the perfect one to cap off such a momentous evening!
( Fireworks sound off above the stadium, lighting up the night sky while Mr. DEDEDE continues his celebration in the ring. )
( DDD takes his celebration to the top turnbuckle and shows off for the audience some more, relishing in his own excellence. )
Deadprez: WAIT A SECOND WHO-?????
( An individual dressed in all black tactical gear, wearing a diamond studded mask with occult imagery painted all over it enters the ring from behind. )
Stew-O: LOW BLOW!!!! LOW BLOW BY SOMEONE FROM BEHIND, BRINGING DDD DOWN TO HIS KNEES!!!
( The music cuts off. )
Deadprez: SOMEBODY GET SECURITY OUT HERE! WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!
Stew-O: WAIT A MINUTE, I RECOGNIZE THE MASK, IT’S ONE THAT DDD’S WORN BEFORE BUT.. BUT THAT DOESN’T EXPLAIN ANYTHING!
Deadprez: DDD DOING HIS DAMNDEST TO PULL HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET, ONLY TO BE TAKEN DOWN BY THAT MASKED INDIVIDUAL WITH A RUNNING SPEAR!!!!
( The masked assailant coyly shakes their head, and takes a confident stroll before ripping the mask off. )
Stew-O: AMBER KEYS!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!!! AMBER KEYS IS THE ATTACKER! AND THESE PEOPLE IN EGYPT ARE STUNNED! THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY!
( Amber Keys mounts over DDD, delivering closed fist shots to the head. Staff from the Egyptian Army Stadium security enter the ring, and she kicks one of them in the groin before knocking out the other. She begins her climb up the turnbuckle. )
Deadprez: GUYS I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN…. SHE’S LITERALLY BREAKING EGYPTIAN NATIONAL LAW! WHAT SHE’S DOING IS STRAIGHT UP FORBIDDEN! YOU DON’T HAVE TO AGREE WITH CUSTOMS BUT YOU HAVE TO RESPECT THEM, BUT AMBER IS SHOWING RIGHT NOW THAT SHE DOESN’T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE CUSTOMS. DIRTI DIVE!!!! FROG SPLASH FROM THE TOP ROPE, RIGHT INTO DDD’S RIBS!!!!
( Amber Keys picks up the Answers World Championship from the floor, and raises it above her head. )
Stew-O: Amber Keys making her intentions for the attack clear… but at what cost? Why here? Why now?
( Members of the Egyptian National Army enter the ring and forcefully detain Amber Keys, applying handcuffs and dragging her out of the ring. HRDO, Andy Dominguez, EAW security staff and members of the EFA board and staff file out to the ramp. They look to neutralize the situation, creating a chaotic scene on the ramp before a completely stunned audience. )
Deadprez: It might feel like an overreaction, but there were ground rules set for this event, they did not want women on man violence nor did they want vice versa. It may be different for EAW but it’s no different from any other sport in America. One of the cardinal rules were broken but look at Amber’s face, Stew. She could give a fuck less. She had a message, and at whatever costs necessary, that message was sent.
( Amber Keys has a smug smile on her face, despite being forcefully detained. The final shot of the evening shows her being marched up the ramp with a big grin. The closed captioning appears on the screen and the camera eventually fades to black. )
( EAW logo buzzes )