John Helms
( EAW Intro Plays )
( The scene opens up on a video package where we see the faces of everyone involved in the matches we are about to witness over the course of this two-night event under the scorching Egyptian sun! We see the six men involved in the World Heavyweight Championship No Way Out match engaging in a synchronized battle of words saying they are the ones to win the chance to defeat Xander Payne during Payne for Pride. The same thing happens with the six warrior ladies involved in the Universal No Way Out match as suddenly over in transition we see both Xander Payne and Darcy May Morgan nodding negatively saying No Chance. Malcolm Jones and Rex McAllister are seen clashing both verbally and physically before transitioning to Drake King of New Eden talking about the future of EAW and Visual Prophet his opponent talking about and battling! The returning Cameron Ella Ava is then seen with a quick recap of her return during Grand Rampage before engaging the Universal Champions in a war of words! TLA and Ahren are showing no quarters and merci with little Jennipurr in the middle ahead of their match! We see Doctor Bethany Blue and a quick recap of her path from her time against the former Showdown General Manager leading up to her showing up to Voltage and challenging Constance Blevins and the ensuing actions against one another prior to their title match this weekend! We also see André Walker, the New Breed Champion in a savage and brutal war of words with Ryan Wilson, Kelton, Airhart, and others as he will face them in a gauntlet match for his championship! Sierra Bradford then appears mouthing off ahead of her match against Candice Blair of the Ava family and we end this recap with the hot action of SOSA Henderson who promised vengeance against his opponent Myles who made it a point of trying to wake EAW up to the reality of New Eden.
And Now…
( “Soak Me In Bleach” by The Amity Affliction plays over the sound system of Cairo International Stadium follows by a set of pyrotechnics barely heard over the roars f the fan who are amassed inside the venue! )
James Peters: Ladies And Gentlemen after two years away WE WELCOME YOU TO EAW’S BATTLE OF EGYPT: CLASH IN CAIRO TWO!!!
Rich Russillo: Last year’s event was delayed due to contractual elements leading to a breach of contract and a vicious attack by Amber Keys on Mr. DEDEDE BUT this year we are all systems go and not even COVID-19 is stopping us!!
Persephone: YES!! We are going to have a spectacular event with 4 titles on the line and two number one contenders ‘ No Way Out Matches to determine who will face Xander Payne for the World Heavyweight Championship and Darcy May Morgan’s Universal Championships! More Importantly,. though My Rexy Is Battling Malcolm Jones for the EAW World Championship I CAN’T WAIT!!!
James Peters: The EAW World Title will be on the line as Malcolm Jones will go one on one with former Grand Rampage winner Rex McAllister!
Persephone: WOOOOO!!!!
James Peters: The National Elite Championship will also be defended as TLA will defend against Ahren Fournier!
Rich Russillo: Will TLA make good on his threat to kick Jennipurr? We’ll find out!
James Peters: The Specialist Championship is also on the line as Constance Blevins goes toe to toe with Doctor Bethany Blue!
Rich Russillo: The Doctor has gone through hell over the past month, is Championship gold her needed prescription? One way to know!
James Peters: The New Breed Championship is on the line in what will be an endurance match for André Waker who will defend it against no less than NINE OPPONENTS!!
Rich Russillo: It has been an intense week of promos between Walker and his opponents it almost felt like Grand Rampage all over again! How will that translate in the ring? We’re about to find out!
James Peters: We also have Drake King versus Visual Prophet! Cameron Ella Ava versus Universal Darcy Morgan, Sierra Bradford versus Candice Blair and SOSA Henderson clashing against New Eden’s Myles with Minerva at ringside all in exhibitions matches NONE of which you will watch to miss out as we are about to get this show started with our very first match of the night! ARE YOU READY????
(“Champion” by Barnes Courtney plays through the Cairo International Stadium as Rex McAllister comes out with a clear and focused look on his face.)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: AND IT’S FOR THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!! INTRODUCING FIRST…THE CHALLENGER…FROM SEA ISLE, NEW JERSEY…WEIGHING IN 238… “THE ELITIST” … REX MCALLISTER!!!!!
Persephone: Omg! Omg! Omg! It’s Rex. 😍😍😍 Look at how handsome he is tonight! 😍😍😍
Rich Russillo: He’s alright! The reason that this match began was with Rex McAllister stepping up to Malcolm Jones and issuing out the challenge to face Malcolm for the belt tonight and Malcolm accepted the challenge!
James Peters: I don’t think that Malcolm Jones wanted to face Rex McAllister, but he’s more than willing to take on any challengers for his belt. Rex McAllister would love the opportunity to headline Pain for Pride for a fourth year in a row, but the second year, walking in as EAW Champion!
Persephone: To me, Rexy is the EAW Champion. Malcolm Jones is just being a bitch and won’t give him his title back.
Rich Russillo: Oh, boy.
(“Christopher Walking” by Pop Smoke replaces “Champion” as Malcolm Jones comes out with the EAW Championship wrapped around his waist, looking as confident as ever.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT…FROM HARLEM, NEW YORK…WEIGHING IN 230 POUNDS… HE IS THE CURRENT EAW CHAMPION… “BIG092MLBOA”…MALCOLM JONES!!!!
James Peters: At this event, Malcolm Jones lost to Rex McAllister in a one-on-one match and it seems to be something that he’s looking to right tonight.
Persephone: He can keep dreaming. He can’t beat Rex on his best day.
Rich Russillo: Malcolm Jones defeated Terry Chambers back after Grand Rampage. It was just one of the wrongs that he righted at the event and he’s looking to elevate the EAW Championship back to the heights that it once was until certain people got their hands on the title.
James Peters: Defeating Rex McAllister tonight, would be righting one of those wrongs that he has, so let’s get things going!
(The referee holds up the EAW Championship high in the air, letting everyone know what these two Elitists are fighting for before putting the belt away and signaling for the belt.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: The EAW Championship match is underway as Malcolm Jones and Rex McAllister stare at each other at the middle of the ring! Rex decides to take that first step and invite Malcolm to lock up as Malcolm seems a little weary, but accepts Rex’s invitation! The two Elitists begin to lock up as they both try to push each other to the ropes, but it seems like Rex has a better position of the lock up as he pushes Malcolm Jones into the ropes! He holds it there for a moment as the referee begins his count!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
James Peters: The challenger releases the lock up on the champion as he slowly holds his hands up and backs away from Malcolm Jones! Malcolm stands himself up as he goes back to Rex McAllister and issues another lock up! This time, it seems like we’re seeing a bit more fight from the EAW Champion as he takes the fight to Rex, trying to push him to the other corner, but Rex is not allowing for Malcolm to back him into a corner, so he applies a headlock on the champion, but Malcolm manages to push Rex into the horizontal set of ropes, releasing the headlock in the process! But, the former EAW Champion bolts after the current champion with a clothesline, BUT MALCOLM DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE BEFORE SPRINGBOARDING OFF THE SET OF ROPES THAT HE PREVIOUSLY HAD REX AGAIN AND NAILING HIM WITH A SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK THAT ALMOST SENDS HIS CHALLENGER TO HIS KNEES!
Rich Russillo: Malcolm Jones rushes after Rex McAllister with a knee strike, but Rex catches Malcolm by the knee and counters with a chop block to the back of the champion’s knee! Now, Rex begins to use his best weapons in his arsenal and that are his fists as he connects with a series of left and right hands to the champion! He finds his way up to his feet as Malcolm Jones finds himself back to his feet shortly after, BUT REX MANAGES TO CONNECT WITH A GIANT KNEE TO THE RIBS OF MALCOLM! REX GETS A GOOD HOLD OF MALCOLM’S ARM BEFORE WHIPPING HIM TOWARDS THE HORIZONTAL SET OF ROPES! Malcolm prevents himself from rebounding off of them, holding himself there as Rex races towards him, but Malcolm gets his foot up, stopping Rex in his tracks! But, Rex gets a grasp of Malcolm’s foot as he pulls the champion off the ropes, but Malcolm manages to land on his feet as he connects with a punch to his challenger!
Persephone: Rexy throws a punch back to Malcolm Jones as Malcolm throws a punch back to Rex! Rex goes for another punch, but Malcolm gets Rex by his fist before connecting with a backhanded slap across the face of ‘The Elitist.’ Malcolm keeps this going before connecting with a kick to the ribs of the former World Champion, but always our face of Voltage! Malcolm follows that up with a vicious knee strike as that sends Rex to his knees! WITH MALCOLM STANDING ABOVE REX, MALCOLM BEGINS TO THROW SOME PUNCHES TO THE FACE OF REX! NOT THE FACE! NOT HIS FACE! MALCOLM PULLS REX CLOSER TO HIM BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SNAP SUPLEX AND HE GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!
James Peters: A kick out at two by Rex McAllister! This match is still early as the EAW Champion finds himself in control of this match! Malcolm Jones gets Rex McAllister by his arm and pulls him up! He has his body aiming towards the turnbuckle at the corner as he delivers an Irish whip to Rex, sending him to the corner! MALCOLM DOES NOT GIVE HIS OPPONENT ANY TIME TO BREATHE AS NAILS HIS JAW FIRST WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE! ‘WATER WHIP!’
Persephone: Rexy collapses down at the corner before Malcolm Jones begins to stomp on Rex! MALCOLM PLACES HIS BOOT ON THE FACE OF REX BEFORE HOLDING IT THERE UNTIL THE REFEREE BEGINS HIS COUNT! THIS IS SO DISRESPECTFUL! SOMEONE GETS MALCOLM’S UGLY BOOT OUT OF REX’S FACE!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
James Peters: Malcolm Jones delivers one last kick to the face of Rex McAllister before helping him up to his feet! Malcolm begins to throw some punches to the face of Rex, but it doesn’t take long until Malcolm finds himself on the top turnbuckle before proceeding to punch the top of Rex’s head! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX — REX MCALLISTER HOISTS MALCOLM JONES UP IN THE AIR — SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! BUT, MALCOLM IS ABLE TO SHIFT HIS BODY A LITTLE BIT BEFORE NAILING REX WITH A FACEBUSTER! Malcolm gets to his feet and slowly backs away from Rex, who is trying to make it to a crawling position, BUT MALCOLM RUSHES TOWARDS REX WITH A SOMERSAULT NECKBREAKER! BUT, IT SEEMS LIKE MALCOLM ISN’T CONTENT THERE AS HE RUNS TOWARDS REX, NAILING HIM WITH ANOTHER SOMERSAULT NECKBREAKER! THIS MAKES REX GET TO HIS BACK AS MALCOLM REBOUNDS HIMSELF OFF THE TOP ROPE AND NAILS FOR THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION WITH A KNEE DROP!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
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Rich Russillo: A kick out by Rex McAllister again! Rex finds himself in a bit of trouble at the moment as the champion has had a good showing so far! Malcolm Jones gets to his feet as he’s gesturing for Rex to find his way back to his feet again! Malcolm is looking quite confident so far! He’s been able to keep Rex whenever possible, but Rex is truly a fighter! It’s difficult to keep someone like him down! You can see that Rex is slowly rising back to his feet as Malcolm races towards him with a dropkick! That sends Rex back towards the set of ropes as Malcolm begins to apply a rope choke on ‘The Elitist!’ TO APPLY MORE PRESSURE, MALCOLM STEPS ON THE BACK OF REX MCALLISTER WHILE APPLYING THAT CHOKEHOLD! REX IS GASPING FOR AIR AT THIS RATE AS I CAN SEE THAT PERSEPHONE HAS THAT LOOK ON HER FACE LIKE SHE WANTS TO COMMIT A CRIME! :lupe:
Persephone: I’m trying not to get thrown into prison for murder here, but Malcolm is not making it easy for me! This match has not been fair whatsoever! Can someone PLEASE check on Rexy?
James Peters: I bet that he’s fine! This man has been on top of the mountain on three different occasions. He could make it a fourth time tonight! However, all of Malcolm’s weight on Rex McAllister’s spine, must not be pleasant for him at all! This could really damage his spine and get him injured! He can’t afford that to happen at Pain for Pride! But, happily, it seems like the referee is finally going to intervene and begin his count!
Rich Russillo: But, Malcolm Jones steps off Rex McAllister’s back! He exchanges a look at the referee, but has his eyes focused on Rex! Rex turns around as he’s clutching his lower back! The referee proceeds to check on Rex and whether he’s good to continue, but Rex is trying to get himself to a vertical base! Although, you can tell that his lower back is giving him some problems! Rex looks like he’s more than ready to resume this match as Malcolm Jones rushes towards the former World Champion with a clothesline, BUT REX DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE AND RUNS PAST MALCOLM AND REBOUNDS HIMSELF OFF THE HORIZONTAL SET OF ROPES AND NAILS MALCOLM WITH A SLINGSHOT! REX AND MALCOLM ARE BOTH DOWN, BUT IT’S REX MCALLISTER WHO FINDS HIMSELF TO HIS FEET! HE RUSHES TOWARDS MALCOLM, HITTING HIM WITH A DROPKICK AS THAT SENDS THE CHAMPION TO HIS BACK!
Persephone: Malcolm is resting his back against the ropes, but Rexy runs towards the man that won’t give back his title and connects with a facewash to Malcolm resting against the ropes! Malcolm’s head goes back as Rex gets Malcolm by his foot! It seems like he’s trying not to add more injury to his lower back, but he manages to pull Malcolm by his foot and away from the ropes! Now, it seems like it’s Rexy’s turn with trying to inflict as much pain on Malcolm. HE GETS MALCOLM’S RIGHT ARM, BENDS IT BACK BEFORE STOMPING ON IT! YOU CAN SEE THAT MALCOLM IS CRINGING IN PAIN BECAUSE HE DOESN’T WANNA COME OFF AS A LITTLE BITCH, BUT TOO LATE.
James Peters: Rex McAllister bends Malcolm Jones’ arm back again, but he holds it there in that position before pressing on it! Putting all of that weight in an arm that is not supposed to bend like that is supposed to be seen as a good thing! But, it also tells you what Rex will do to make sure that the EAW Championship comes back home to him! It seems like the referee may need to step in and break the hold, but Rex delivers a stomp to Malcolm’s right arm before the referee even thinks about that! Malcolm is clutching his right arm as he makes it to his knees, but Rex quickly delivers with a superkick as that sends him back! Rex McAllister stands in front of one of the sides of the champion before connecting with a standing moonsault! What a beautiful landing as Rex goes for the cover!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Malcolm Jones shoves Rex McAllister off of him! But, Rex gets Malcolm in a headlock as he gets to one knee! Rex makes sure to wrench in the headlock, applying more pressure, but Malcolm seems like he’s trying to look for a way out of the hold! He uses one of his available arms to try to punch Rex’s arms, but Rex is not breaking out of the headlock, but Malcolm is trying to look for some sort of way to get out of the hold, but it’s unclear what he needs to do! It seems like he’s trying to move his body to behind Rex and it seems like Malcolm is trying to apply a full Nelson on the former World Champion, but Rex follows that up with a jawbreaker as that sends Malcolm back! Malcolm rushes towards Rex, but Rex gets Malcolm by his arm, connecting with an armdrag on the right arm that Rex was targeting moments earlier!
Persephone: Malcolm is up to his feet, but Rexy rushes towards him with a side hand chop to the chest of the man that won’t give back Rexy his EAW Championship! Rex delivers another side hand chop to the chest of Malcolm Jones! But, Malcolm decides to do the dumb thing by delivering a side hand chop to the chest of the REAL EAW Champion! But, Rex maintains his balance as he throws another side hand chop to the chest of Malcolm! This sends Malcolm stumbling back as Rex delivers another side hand chop to Malcolm’s chest! His chest is looking red at the moment as Rex pushes Malcolm towards the horizontal set of ropes! Rex races after Malcolm with a clothesline as he sends Malcolm to the outside!
James Peters: NOT EXACTLY, PERSEPHONE! MALCOLM JONES CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE APRON AS REX MCALLISTER GOES FOR A PUNCH, BUT MALCOLM BEATS HIM TO THE PUNCH BY PULLING DOWN THE ROPES AND CONNECTING WITH A PELE KICK, SENDING HIS CHALLENGER BACK! But, Rex races after Malcolm, but Malcolm connects with a shoulder thrust to the ribs of Rex McAllister before running towards the top turnbuckle! It seems like we’re going to be seeing the EAW Champion taking a risk! Malcolm is waiting for Rex to see him on the top rope as —
Rich Russillo: MALCOLM JONES NAILS A BLOCKBUSTER ON REX MCALLISTER!
Persephone: BUT, REXY CATCHES MALCOLM JONES FROM MID-AIR BEFORE GETTING HIM IN POSITION AND NAILING HIM WITH A GORY LOCK INTO A FACEBUSTER! THAT WAS SO DANGEROUS, BUT SO WELL-EXECUTED! 🤤 I don’t think that he’s ever hit that move before, but he needs to add it to his arsenal. Did you see how hard Malcolm Jones snapped down with the facebuster? Someone needs to make a gif of that!
James Peters: I think that Malcolm was expecting for himself to get back into this match, but Rex McAllister was able to halt his moment and shift it back into his favor! Now, Rex is picking up Malcolm Jones from his waist and it seems like he is going to connect with a release German suplex on the EAW Champion! Malcolm is able to roll himself back to his feet! But, Rex rushes towards Malcolm with a hesitant dropkick as Malcolm slams back first against the turnbuckle at the corner! Rex races after Malcolm, hitting him with a running uppercut before hoisting the champion and connecting with a scoop slam! Rex McAllister is up to his feet as he heads for the second row of ropes and connects with a fist drop on Malcolm! Rex goes for the cover!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Malcolm Jones gets a shoulder up! Rex McAllister gets the arm that Malcolm used to get his shoulder up and it seems like he’s trying to go for an armbar on the EAW Champion! But, Malcolm quickly gets his foot on the bottom rope! Rex releases the hold before the referee begins his count! Rex takes a step back, allowing for Malcolm to get to his feet! You can see the confident and focused look on his face as Malcolm doesn’t seem to be too happy about how this match has panned out for him! Malcolm rushes towards Rex who tries to come at him with a clothesline, but Malcolm ducks the clothesline and manages to get his arms wrapped around the waist of his challenger!
Persephone: It seems like Malcolm is trying to connect with another German on Rexy, but Rex throws an elbow to Malcolm’s face, BUT MALCOLM DUCKS BEFORE LIFTING REX OFF HIS FEET BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SIDE SUPLEX! DAMMIT! IT SEEMS LIKE REX LANDED AWKWARDLY BECAUSE OF THAT! HOW DARE WE ALLOW MALCOLM TO BE SO DANGEROUS AND RECKLESS WITH REXY?
James Peters: Rex McAllister is trying to get himself to a vertical base, but Malcolm Jones needs to do what he can to keep someone like Rex down! Malcolm comes for Rex from the side spiked headscissors driver on the champion! Rex is spiked on the top of his head as Malcolm Jones gets Rex McAllister’s arms from behind! HE PLACES HIS FOOT ON THE BACK OF REX’S SKULL BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A CURBSTOMP! BUT, IT SEEMS LIKE HE’S NOT DONE THERE AS HE CONTINUES TO HOLD REX’S ARMS BACK AND STOMP ON THE BACK OF REX’S HEAD! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! MALCOLM CONNECTS WITH A FRONT HEADLOCK ON REX BEFORE GETTING HIM IN POSITION FOR A SUPLEX!
Rich Russillo: Malcolm Jones is waiting for Rex McAllister to get up to his feet before delivering a superkick as Rex falls to one knee! Malcolm gets Rex in position before connecting with a double underhook DDT on his challenger and it seems like he’s going to go for the cover!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!
Persephone: REXY KICKS OUT!!!!! :blessed: :blessed: :blessed: MALCOLM REALLY THOUGHT THAT HE COULD KEEP A TALENTED MAN LIKE REX DOWN? I DON’T THINK SO! MALCOLM GETS HIMSELF TO HIS FEET AND IT SEEMS LIKE HE’S GOING TO GET REX IN POSITION FOR ‘SHAKE THE ROOM’ — MALCOLM’S VARIATION OF THE CANADIAN DESTROYER, BUT REX USES HIS STRENGTH TO SHOVE MALCOLM AWAY FROM HIM! HE TRIES TO STRAIGHTEN HIMSELF UP AS MALCOLM DROPS HIM DOWN WITH A SHAPOOWWWWWWW!!!!! A GIANT FOREARM THAT TAKES REXY DOWN! FUCK!
James Peters: It seems like Persephone is panicking over here, but meanwhile inside the ring, Malcolm Jones tries to get Rex McAllister for a ‘Buck 50,’ but Rex pushes Malcolm out of the way and drops down! The challenger rolls himself out of the ring and drops down at ringside! Rex is trying to shake the cobwebs off, but it seems like Malcolm doesn’t want any of his time wasted as —
Rich Russillo: TOPE CON HILO BY MALCOLM JONES!!!!!!!! HE LANDS ON REX MCALLISTER!!!!!
Persephone: FUCK! THIS MATCH IS AWFUL!!!!!
James Peters: Malcolm Jones gets right back up as he has his arms up in confidence before picking up Rex McAllister to his feet! Malcolm throws his body first into the steel steps! Rex manages to turn himself around, but he ends up eating a boot from the EAW Champion! This drops Rex down into a seated position! Malcolm strikes Rex with a knee strike to the face before getting Rex by his chin and slamming his face head first against the edge of the apron! Rex falls back as Malcolm gets on top of the apron! He has his eyes directly on his challenger before —
Rich Russillo: BLOCKBUSTER TO REX MCALLISTER!!!!!
Persephone: BUT, REX MCALLISTER GETS MALCOLM JONES AND SPIKES HIM WITH A POWERBOMB AT RINGSIDE!!!!!
James Peters: That was a wonderful counter from the former EAW Champion! He needed something to get him back into this match as Malcolm Jones was confident that he was going to connect with that blockbuster, but Rex found a way to turn this match around! BOTH MEN FIND THEMSELVES DOWN AS REX MCALLISTER SEEMS LIKE HE’S TRYING TO FIND HIS WAY BACK TO HIS FEET! HE GRABS THE RIGHT ARM OF THE CHAMPION, THE SAME ARM THAT REX TARGETED EARLIER IN THE MATCH AND SPIKES IT ON TOP OF THE STEEL STEPS! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Rich Russillo: Malcolm Jones falls back, clutching his arm as he gives a deathglare to his challenger! Rex McAllister gets Malcolm Jones before throwing him towards the steel steps! Malcolm avoids a head on collision as his right arm takes a lot of the damage! Malcolm falls down as you can tell that the right arm of his is bugging him! Rex gets Malcolm in position and it seems like he’s going for the ‘Rex Effect,’ BUT MALCOLM SHOVES HIMSELF OUT OF THE MOVE, BUT REX MCALLISTER LANDS ON THE APRON BEFORE TAKING THE CRASH AT RINGSIDE! MALCOLM RACES AFTER HIM, BUT REX CONNECTS WITH AN APRON KICK THAT TAKES MALCOLM BACK A BIT! REX HAS HIS EYES ON MALCOLM BEFORE JUMPING OFF THE APRON AND CONNECTING WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK TO MALCOLM! THIS TAKES THE CHAMPION DOWN AS REX IS ON FIRE AT THE MOMENT!
Persephone: As he should be, Rich! Rexy has taken control of this match as he rolls Malcolm back inside the ring! Rex slides back inside the ring as he waits for Malcolm to get back to his feet, but Rexy connects with a spinebuster before going for the cover on Malcolm! Can we end this match and Rexy reclaims his title? 🙏🏻
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!
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James Peters: MALCOLM JONES IS STILL IN THIS MATCH!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Rex McAllister begins to throw punches to Malcolm Jones, hoping to make him stay down! He goes from the punches to throwing some elbows to the skull of the champion and now, it seems like he’s going to apply a sleeper hold on Malcolm! If Rex can apply that sleeperhold, this could be the end of Malcolm’s run on top of Voltage!
Persephone: SHIT! MALCOLM IS THROWING SOME ELBOWS TO THE BEAUTIFUL FACE OF REX! HE’S NOT LETTING THAT SLEEPERHOLD BE APPLIED TO HIM! BUT, REX SEEMS TO HAVE A GOOD HOLD ON MALCOLM AS HE HAS THAT SLEEPERHOLD APPLIED! MALCOLM IS IN TROUBLE AT THE MOMENT AS HE IS SCRAMBLING FOR A WAY OUT OF THIS HOLD! JUST SUBMIT, MALCOLM! THERE’S NO SHAME IN LOSING TO SOMEONE AS BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED AS REX MCALLISTER!
James Peters: Malcolm Jones is trying to pry Rex McAllister’s hands off his neck! He is literally trying to dig his nails into the skin of his challenger, BUT REX IS NOT LETTING GO AT THIS MOMENT! MALCOLM IS LITERALLY TRYING TO USE ALL OF HIS MIGHT TO RIB REX’S ARMS AWAY FROM HIS NECK! I’M NOT SURE IF HE’S GOING TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT, BUT MALCOLM IS TOO STUBBORN TO QUIT! IT TOOK SOME TIME TO GET INTO THIS POSITION AND THERE’S NO WAY THAT HE IS GOING TO LET THIS REIGN SLIP FROM HIS GRASPS! MALCOLM CONTINUES TO DIG HIS NAILS INTO THE SKIN OF HIS CHALLENGER AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, HE BEGINS TO SLOWLY SEPARATE REX’S ARMS AND UNWRAP THE SLEEPERHOLD OFF OF HIM! THIS IS AMAZING!
Rich Russillo: It’s like Malcolm Jones has superhuman strength, James! He is ripping Rex McAllister’s arms and unwrapping the sleeperhold off of him as he manages to flip over Rex, pinning his shoulders to the mat! Is Malcolm going to escape Cairo with the EAW Championship?!?!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!
Persephone: Rexy kicks out and he finds himself up to his feet! Malcolm Jones gets to his feet shortly after and stops Rex with a knee to his ribs! Malcolm rebounds himself off the vertical set of ropes and connects with a snap swinging neckbreaker on Rex! Malcolm is up to his feet as he feels himself getting pumped up! Malcolm is gesturing for Rex to get up to his feet! I have no idea what Malcolm is going to do, but I hope that Rexy will be able to stop it!
James Peters: ‘SPIN THE BLOCK’ — THE HIGH-ANGLE SPINNING SITOUT FACEBUSTER ON REX MCALLISTER!!!!
Rich Russillo: THIS TAKES DOWN REX MCALLISTER, BUT MALCOLM JONES IS NOT DONE HERE! IT SEEMS LIKE HE’S GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT REX STAYS DOWN FOR THE COUNT! MALCOLM IS HEADING FOR THE TOP ROPE! IT SEEMS LIKE WE’RE GOING TO SEE HIM HIT THE ‘5 STAR SWAG SPLASH!’ THE SPLIT LEG FROG SPLASH AND BY THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE, SEPH, IT SEEMS LIKE YOU’RE NOT OKAY WITH IT, WHATSOEVER!
Persephone: I DO NOT WANT TO LOOK!
James Peters: Malcolm Jones gets himself on the top rope! Now, like Malcolm or hate him, but his finisher is a thing of beauty! I’ve never seen a man do a split from the top rope! It seems like things are truly over for Rex McAllister as Malcolm situates himself on the top rope, looking at Rex, who hasn’t moved one bit! If I were Rex, I would look to get out of the way! If he wants to save his chances going into the match, he needs to move out of the way! Even if it’s just a little bit, it can mean the difference!
Rich Russillo: Rex McAllister springs back to life! How in the hell was he able to do that, but he jumps on the top turnbuckle! Malcolm Jones is in complete shock as —
Persephone: SPANISH FLY BY REXY FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!!! :damn: :damn: :damn:
James Peters: How in the hell does Rex McAllister have the strength to continue on with this match? He just surprised Malcolm Jones with a Spanish fly! Rex is up to his feet as Malcolm is shortly after and Malcolm is cut in half with a spear by Rex! Not as good as the man that trained Malcolm, but it was enough to keep him down! Rex is feeling amped up as he is demanding for Malcolm Jones to get up to his feet! Slowly, you can see the champion rising back to his feet as Rex delivers a back kick that causes for Malcolm to clutch his stomach, but Rex gets Malcolm in position —
Rich Russillo: ‘REX EFFECT’ — FLOATOVER TORNADO + JUMPING EVENFLOW DDT COMBINATION ON MALCOLM JONES! IS THIS GOING TO BE IT? IS REX MCALLISTER GOING TO WIN A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP FOR THE FOURTH TIME IN HIS CAREER? REX GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Persephone: REXY WON!!!!!! :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:
James Peters: Not quite, Persephone! The referee is telling Rex McAllister that Malcolm Jones got his shoulder slightly up at the last second! Rex can’t even believe it, but it was a good eye on the referee to see Malcolm’s shoulder barely being lifted on the ground! Due to that, this match continues on! Rex knows that he needs to connect with another ‘Rex Effect’ on Malcolm Jones! It could be his best bet in making sure that Malcolm stays down for the three count! Rex rises back to his feet and gets Malcolm in position for his finisher again! Is this going to be it!
Rich Russillo: No! Malcolm Jones drops down! I’m not sure if it was to avoid ‘The Rex Effect’ for a second time or if he’s just exhausted and needed a time to just relax, but it may have made a difference in this match! Malcolm sweeps one of Rex’s legs from underneath him as he drops to a seated position! REX IS NOW LOOKING AT MALCOLM, WHO THROWS A PUNCH TO REX! REX IS TAKEN BACK, BUT HE THROWS A PUNCH TO MALCOLM! MALCOLM THROWS A PUNCH TO REX! REX THROWS A PUNCH TO MALCOLM! MALCOLM! REX! MALCOLM! REX! MALCOLM! REX! MALCOLM! REX! MALCOLM WITH A HUGE HEADBUTT TO THE SKULL OF HIS CHALLENGER! IT WAS ENOUGH TO TAKE HIM BACK, BUT REX HEADBUTTS MALCOLM JONES IN THE MOUTH! BUT, MALCOLM TRIES NOT TO BE PHASED AS THROWS AN EVEN BIGGER HEADBUTT TO REX MCALLISTER!
Persephone: I swear to god, if he hurts Rex, he has to deal with me!
James Peters: God help us, if he manages to do that.
(You can see the blood gushing out of Malcolm Jones’ mouth. At the same time, you can see the blood gushing out of Rex McAllister’s nose. Rex has a smirk on his face as he’s demanding for Malcolm to hit him harder. Both of these men are bringing everything that they got to one another. Both of them know how great it would be to walk into Pain for Pride as the EAW Champion. Both men have done that in the past and would love to do so again. None of them are holding back for sure and they love that.)
Rich Russillo: Malcolm Jones spits at Rex McAllister’s face!
Persephone: What an idiot! I hope that Rex McAllister slaps the shit out of him!
James Peters: Rex McAllister connects with a sharp elbow to the face of Malcolm Jones! He knocks down Malcolm in that way as he finds himself up to his feet! He gets Malcolm by one of his arms before whipping him towards one of the corners! Rex rushes towards Malcolm at the corner before hitting him with an enziguri as that sends the champion forward! Rex finds himself on the top rope as he’s waiting for Malcolm to turn himself around! Malcolm turns around —
Rich Russillo: Missile dropkick to Malcolm Jones! But, Malcolm rolls himself to his knees! Rex McAllister connects with a superkick as that takes Malcolm down! MALCOLM ROLLS HIMSELF UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE AND HEADS TO RINGSIDE! I THINK THAT THIS WAS THE BEST THING THAT MALCOLM COULD HAVE DONE, BUT REX LAUNCHES HIMSELF THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!
Persephone: FUCK! MALCOLM JONES GETS A KNEE UP AND STRIKES REXY IN THE FACE OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!!
James Peters: REX MCALLISTER COMPLETELY DROPS DOWN THANKS TO THAT UNEXPECTED KNEE STRIKE! THE FORCE OF THE SUICIDE DIVE MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR REX TO STOP AND INSTEAD OF ATTACKING MALCOLM WITH IT, HE GOT STRUCK WITH THE EAW CHAMPION’S KNEE! Rex is down, but Malcolm places Rex up on the apron before getting himself on the apron as well! Malcolm gets Rex in position for ‘Shake the Room.’ He tried to connect with the Canadian Destroyer earlier in this match, but the attempt was unsuccessful for Malcolm Jones! REX MCALLISTER SEEMS MORE THAN OUT OF IT AT THE MOMENT AS MALCOLM CONNECTS WITH ‘SHAKE THE ROOOOOOOM!!!!!!’ THE CANADIAN DESTROYER ON THE APRON!!!!
Rich Russillo: Malcolm Jones rolls Rex McAllister inside the ring as Malcolm slides into the ring and goes for the cover! Is this going to be enough for Malcolm to retain his championship?!?!?
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Persephone: REXY WITH THE KICK OUT!!!!! OMG!!!! I WAS ALMOST GOING TO CRY!!!!!
James Peters: Malcolm Jones slams his hands against the mat! But, he’s got a few more finishers that he can go with! He has more options in which he can use to put away Rex McAllister! Malcolm is demanding for Rex to get to his feet! But, you can tell that Rex is completely out of it at the moment! I don’t understand how Rex has the strength to continue on with this match! Malcolm has an idea of what he is going to do next to take down Rex! Rex slowly gets to a crawling position as —
Rich Russillo: ‘WOO WALK’ — HIS VARIATION OF THE CURBSTOMP ON REX MCALLISTER!!!
Persephone: NO! REXY SPINS HIMSELF OUT OF THE WAY AS MALCOLM STUMBLES FORWARD! REX CONNECTS WITH A CHOPBLOCK TO THE BACK OF MALCOLM’S KNEE AS THE BELT STEALER FALLS FORWARD, BUT ‘REX LOCK!’ REX MCALLISTER HAS THE ‘REX LOCK’ APPLIED! HIS VARIATION OF THE STF IS LOCKED IN AS MALCOLM IS IN MORE TROUBLE THAN BEFORE!!!!!
James Peters: REX MCALLISTER HAS THE ‘REX LOCK’ LOCKED IN! MALCOLM JONES IS IN A WORLD OF TROUBLE AS HE’S TRYING TO REACH FOR THE BOTTOM ROPE, BUT REX IS HOLDING HIM BACK, MAKING SURE THAT HE DOESN’T HAVE ANY WAY TO GET FORWARD!!!! IS MALCOLM JONES GOING TO BE FORCED TO SUBMIT HERE?!?!?! REX PULLED OUT A SUBMISSION MOVE THAT HAS WON HIM MATCHES BEFORE AND IS HE GOING TO WIN HIS FOURTH WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP WITH THIS MOVE?!?!?
Rich Russillo: Malcolm Jones would hate to let his reign end thanks to ‘Rex McSwaglesster.’ He has Pain for Pride on his mind as he keeps rocking himself back-and-forth hoping to soften Rex’s grasp on ‘The Rex Lock!’ Malcolm needs to figure out something to help him save his championship! His chances of winning this match doesn’t look too good at the moment! He keeps twisting himself, trying to see if that loosens Rex’s grip on the submission hold, but Rex doesn’t look like he wants to release his hold!
Persephone: SHIT! Malcolm is reaching for the bottom rope and…HE GETS IT! :noah: God, what is wrong with him? He should have submitted there! There’s no shame in losing to a flawless human being like Rex McAllister!
James Peters: Rex McAllister releases ‘The Rex Lock’ from Malcolm Jones before the referee can begin his count! It seems like he may have weakened Malcolm enough to end this match! He quickly picks up the champion! He has Malcolm in position for another ‘Rex Effect.’ He races towards the ropes —
Rich Russillo: BUT, MALCOLM JONES PUSHES REX MCALLISTER AWAY FROM HIM AS REX CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE ROPES! MALCOLM GOES AFTER REX, BUT REX THROWS AN ELBOW TO THE FACE OF THE CHAMPION! BUT, REX TURNS HIMSELF AROUND —
Persephone: MALCOLM CUTS REXY IN HALF WITH A SPEAR! OMG, THAT WAS NOT FAIR! HE WASN’T READY! I FUCKING DEMAND A DO-OVER ON THIS TRAVISTY!
James Peters: Malcolm Jones cuts down Rex McAllister with a spear as the challenger is holding onto his ribs in pain! I think that this may have been the move that Malcolm needed to turn this match around for himself! He is feeling fired up as he’s looking for that top rope again! He tried to go for the top rope earlier in this match, but Rex McAllister was able to catch him with a Spanish fly! It seems like we’re going to see him attempt the ‘5 Star Swag Splash!’ Rex McAllister is on his back, motionless as Malcolm flies from the top rope!
Rich Russillo: ‘5 STAR SWAG SPLASH ON REX MCALLISTER AS MALCOLM JONES HOOKS THE LEG!!!!!!!’
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Persephone: OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! THIS MAN IS TRULY GOD! THE BEST ELITIST OF THIS GENERATION! BETTER THAN DEDEDE! BETTER THAN IMPACT! BETTER THAN JAMIE DILF’HARA! BETTER THAN RONN BANKS!!!!! 💯
James Peters: Malcolm Jones looks down at Rex McAllister with a bit of a shock, but he smirks! It’s like Malcolm knew that Rex was going to be difficult to keep down, BUT I DON’T THINK THAT HE WAS EXPECTING REX TO HOLD ON FOR AS LONG AS HE HAS! MALCOLM PICKS UP REX AS HE GOES FOR A SECOND ‘SHAKE THE ROOM.’ MALCOLM DID THIS SAME MOVE ON THE APRON EARLIER IN THE MATCH, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE HE’S GOING FOR THAT CANADIAN DESTROYER AGAIN!
Rich Russillo: IT CONNECTS! MALCOLM JONES ROLLS REX MCALLISTER TO HIS BACK AS HE GOES FOR ANOTHER COVER! IS THIS GOING TO BE IT? MALCOLM IS POINTING AT THAT PAIN FOR PRIDE SIGN AS HE HAS THE PIN ON REX!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Christopher Walking” plays again as the crowd boos. Malcolm Jones gets off of Rex McAllister as he rises back to his feet. The referee hands him the EAW Championship and raises Malcolm’s arm in victory.)
Bella Braxton: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND STILL EAW CHAMPION… MALCOLM JONES!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Malcolm Jones successfully retains his championship against Rex McAllister in a hard fought battle. Rex went into this match hoping that he was able to find himself in the main event for a fourth year in a row, but it wasn’t meant to be as it took Malcolm a ‘5 Star Swag Splash’ and ‘Shake the Room’ to successfully retain his championship!
Rich Russillo: The question I have is what is next for Rex McAllister, but another question I have is who the hell is Malcolm Jones going to be facing at Pain for Pride?
Persephone: Who gives a fuck who Malcolm Jones is facing at Pain for Pride? How is Rexy going to find himself in the Pain for Pride card? Are we really going to have a Pain for Pride main event without Rexy? 😭😭😭
(Malcolm Jones’ entrance music plays as he takes a microphone from the timekeeper. He stands in the middle of the ring with his EAW Championship slung on his shoulder. You can tell that he’s still trying to catch his breath and think of his words.)
Malcolm Jones: Did anyone expect any less of me? You really thought that we were going to ring in another Rex MidCacister reign? :mjlol: Not on my watch, we’re done with letting vanilla motherfuckers make a mockery of the EAW Championship. We’re not going to let some boring vanilla midget or the poster boy of weight watchers or PAWGs bring down the value of the EAW Championship. When I told you I was righting the wrongs from last year, I meant it and I did just that moments ago by defeating a man who had my number last season at this same event, successfully retained my title and displayed my talents.
Malcolm Jones: Now, the question everyone has on who I’m going to be defending my title against at Pain for Pride since the fruit loop wants to BoYcOtT Pain for Pride, but I’m not worried about who I end up defending this championship against. If defeating one of the ‘standards’ of what the Voltage brand means anything, it means that I’m ready for whoever Captain Charisma decides to place in front of me. Drake King is nothing more than a pussy who thinks that he has the power to stop a Pain for Pride main event from happening, but Captain Charisma’s been saying that Voltage is gonna have a main event with or without that bozo. It’s something that I’m looking forward to because I just got my blood money payday and now, I want that Pain for Pride paycheck too.
Malcolm Jones: But like I said, I’m not sweating on who I defend my EAW Championship against because if I can promise you one thing, it’s that my match won’t be a so-called ‘low point’ of the night. It won’t be one of those matches that people will be looking to tune out before it even begins. It’s going to be something to be watched because it’s going to have yours truly in the match. If you dickeaters are worried about another unwatchable, vanilla Pain for Pride main event from the Voltage brand, then, let me put those worries to rest because you won’t be getting that shit this year. It’s going to be my name on the posters and banners. I am who you are gonna wanna watch. I am who you are going to be watching Pain for Pride for. Even those neckbeards who claim that they were going to cancel their EAW Network subscriptions are going to be lying to themselves and watching my match and it’s going to be worth it because I will successfully retain my championship and prove that I am the standard bearer of not only this brand, but this company.
(Malcolm Jones drops the microphone as “Christopher Walking” plays once again as he raises the EAW Champion high above his head.)
James Peters: Well, you heard it from the EAW Champion’s mouth, ladies and gentlemen. He doesn’t care who he faces at Pain for Pride because he’s going to retain and get that Pain for Pride payday.
Rich Russillo: Strong words from the champion. :wow:
(As Battle of Egypt continues on, the scene turns to the backstage interview area where the camera comes upon a smiling Sofia Clarke, standing just to the side of a television monitor displaying a Battle of Egypt graphic across the entire screen. The interviewer raises a microphone that’s already in her hand to her lips as she starts to speak.)
Sofia Clarke: Battle of Egypt is only just getting started, as there’s still so much more exciting things to come! With the EAW World Championship match coming to pass, there’s still the question of whether Drake will change his mind on basically boycotting Pain for Pride, leaving Voltage with no main event for the biggest show of the year.
(Even Sofia has to shake her head behind that one, as it’s been a struggle for everyone in EAW to understand how someone could have gone to such lengths to win the grueling match that is Grand Rampage, only to withhold their participation from Pain for Pride. But sighing, she continues on.)
Sofia Clarke: But to help me get some insight on where they’re at about the whole thing, please welcome my guest at this time, former EAW World Champion… Terry Chambers!
(Sofia looks up to the towering Terry Chambers as he enters from the side, the camera panning out to a wider view to show the former World Champion casually dressed. While he doesn’t have a match at Battle of Egypt, he’s still here to make his presence known.)
Sofia Clarke: Terry, it was only just a few weeks ago that you lost the EAW World Championship to Malcolm Jones, but since then, we’ve witnessed some unprecedented events take place where – in surprise fashion – Drake thinks he can stop Voltage from having a main event at Pain for Pride. Seeing as how you lost the title not long ago, what’s going through your mind having seen all this go down?
Terry Chambers: What’s been going through my mind, Sofia, is that losing the EAW World Championship was something that was incredibly disappointing. Me winning that championship wasn’t just about some of what I’d done only during this season, but my entire journey. People constantly wanted to tell me that it could never happen, that my chance at becoming a World Champion had passed, that too many people had come along the way and passed me up for me to even be seriously considered to have my name in the conversation – but I had proved them all wrong. There are plenty of people who would’ve gone through all I have and gave in to all that talk, but not me. I just couldn’t. The only thing I could think about was how much harder I’d have to work, how many more obstacles I’d have to face, what it’d be that I’d have to do for me to FINALLY get there – and I did it all against all the doubts and all the odds. I was finally a World Champion and I accomplished that not too far out from main eventing Pain for Pride.
Terry Chambers: ….Which is why I’m sure you and everyone else could imagine my disappointment when Malcolm came in and took that from me.
(Clearly frustrated, Terry shakes his head looking off into the distance for a moment knowing how close he came to possibly walking into Pain for Pride as the reigning EAW World Champion. With all he’s been through in his career, this is especially one thing in particular that’s tough to settle with at the moment given the circumstances of everything.)
Terry Chambers: That means it should go without saying that I’d love to be able to say that I defeated Malcolm at Grand Rampage, I’d love to say that Rex was someone I defended and retained the EAW World Championship over here at Battle of Egypt – but if I were in Drake’s shoes and had won the Grand Rampage, I wouldn’t be fucking around and wasting my shot. There were far too many people in that match who could’ve taken that victory with intentions of actually doing something with it. If Drake is fine with wasting that chance though, that just means the Pain for Pride main event for Voltage is wide open and if there’s a chance for me to take that spot, I want it.
???: Now who’s asking to see formerly fat Terrance in a Pain for Pride main event? 🤢
(Terry groans in clear annoyance, closing his eyes for a moment and taking a breath before turning around to see Ahren Fournier approaching the scene while cradling Jennipurr close as well.)
Ahren Fournier: No, seriously, who the hell’s asking to see that shit? Because I sure didn’t and I don’t want it! Actually, I don’t think anyone does, do they, Jennipurr?
Jennipurr: Meow. (Translation: lmaooo absolutely not!)
Ahren Fournier: Exactly. Besides, it’s hilarious you’re even standing here talking about main eventing anything when you never belonged there at all, Terry. You never did and you never will, because you just never had it to begin with. You think anyone looked to you as something to aspire to? Like some kinda success story that was just a charity case? Hmmm, no! They couldn’t put that kinda face on a Pain for Pride poster and expect it to sell.
(Understanding that with words like those that this could escalate quickly, Sofia is taking no chances and shrugs before making her way off the interview set. This leaves Terry, Ahren, and Jennipurr alone to themselves.)
Terry Chambers: I don’t know what you came over here to give your shit opinion for, but I’m good not having to hear you speak at all or ever. This didn’t have anything to do with you, but being one of the many people I’d been referring to, I’m not surprised you’re being lame as fuck and getting enjoyment out of my loss. But you’re really not someone who has the room to go around speaking on anyone’s World Title reign when the only thing people remember about yours is how Kassidy Heart did all the work for you. At least with me, with everything that I went out and accomplished, I did it all with the intention of wanting to be able to say that I went and earned it all for myself despite everything that happened – and that among everything else before that made winning that EAW World Championship something that much more meaningful.
Ahren Fournier: And? So? Am I supposed to care about what everyone thinks of me using Kassidy after all this time? If I could have all I wanted, be successful, and get all the rewards and benefits without having to do a bunch of gross work, why wouldn’t I have taken advantage of her or anyone else like that? It’s about working smarter not harder, dum dum. Sounds like you’re just super jealous my reign’s actually remembered at all, while you know yours is just gonna fade into obscurity for being a loser, because where’s all your so-called “hard work” gotten you?
Ahren Fournier: No title, not even booked for a match Battle of Egypt, and here to just do some ugly interview as if Jennipurr shouldn’t be getting this airtime when these pyramid guys would’ve worshipped her like the icon she is, but I’m not gonna tell Sofia how to do her damn job 🙄 ANYWAY! You were left off of Battle of Egypt for a reason, Terry, and it’s because everyone knows you’re not a draw and you’re not talented. But we already knew all that! I got a National Elite Championship match to win tonight, but you? You were barely even on Voltage except for something stupid with your stupid sister. I stay booked and busy – so does Jennipurr with all her photoshoots and interviews, she’s SUCH a star these days that even Steroid Dawg won’t leave her alone which is just so super bizarre. Like, go get a life!
Jennipurr: Meow… meow… meow. (Translation: I really can’t help it that people and pets worldwide adore me 😌)
Ahren Fournier: And what else the people need, is a National Elite Champion that’s actually, y’know, good! Thankfully, they’ve got Le GOAT to come in and take over like I need to when I beat TLA’s ugly face in because that’s exactly what’s gonna happen. They’ve suffered enough with him showing up looking the way he does – it’s literally a weekly jumpscare and no one even thinks to pull him off TV, it’s sick! Never mind the fact he’s been devaluing that title to the point no one even cares about it anymore. And then the way he tried to hurt Jennipurr on Voltage? The man’s insane and needs to be locked the hell up! And after this, then I’m gonna be strolling my way on into PFP as the new champ! Doesn’t that sound great?!
Terry Chambers: Fuck, are you done yet? 🥱 I was already confident that TLA would retain over you tonight, but you coming over here and wasting my time for nothing pretty much confirms it for me. Your arrogant ass is about to be in for one hell of a wake-up call when TLA’s kicking the shit out of you and showing everyone why you’re just some annoying little bitch who doesn’t know when to shut the hell up. It’d be no problem for me to go and handle you out there in the ring myself to show you just how fucking wrong you are, but something like that can wait when you’re already on your way to get smacked around by TLA. TLA retaining tonight would be doing that National Elite Title – and this entire company – a favor by keeping it from falling into your hands. For you to be acting like this, no way in hell are you ready for everything that TLA’s gonna be bringing to the ring tonight.
Ahren Fournier: TLA is gonna get these hooves and even Steroid Dawg knows it too. But you know who else knows that themselves? You, Terrance. The only reason you want to see me lose is because you know I’m better than you’ll ever be and I’ve amounted to more than you ever will. You ended up without a title, no chance of main eventing PFP, a shitty career that makes your kids look to me for inspiration, and a dumb Ava who’s gonna end up leaving you too when she realizes you’re just a total waste of time.
(That immediately sparks something in Terry as he takes a step toward Ahren with a raised fist! …But Terry draws back?! Terry shakes his head, to which Ahren laughs as he looks Terry over entirely unimpressed.)
Terry Chambers: Actually, you know what? No. You’re not even worth it right now.
Ahren Fournier: So, what? You’re not even gonna actually try to take a hit, Terry? Yeah, fucking right you won’t. The last thing you need is getting your ass whooped on a show you’re not even supposed to be on, and just before your friend gets his kicked too. Fucking pussy! Now shut up and sit back here glued to the screen like everyone else is gonna be when you’re all watching me go out and win my next championship! Ahren and Jennipurr OUT!
(Terry merely scowls at Ahren before Ahren spins on the heel of his boot to exit, petting Jennipurr on his way out as she apparently asks what he meant when calling Terry a pussy. But Ahren swears to her that he didn’t mean it like that. The camera swings back over to Terry, who keeps his glare on Ahren up until the scene fades out.)
(The camera fades back to ringside, and the No Way Out structure has been set up. The entirety of the ringside area’s padding has been removed exposing the cement, and near each corner of the ring are four small cells made of prison bars. Above the ring is the twenty foot tall No Way Out cell, which still has yet to come down. The turnbuckle pads have also been removed inside of the ring, and the fans cheer as the camera pans around the structure before fading to Bella Braxton, who’s standing near the timekeepers area.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen…. THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A NO WAY MATCH, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Bella Braxton: And it is for… A CHANCE TO FIGHT AT THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!!!
(‘Sweet Dreams’ by Eurythmics, Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart hits, and the crowd immediately begins booing as loud as they can as Harper Lee walks out to the stage. All Harper can do is shake her head as she listens to all the boos pouring in from the crowd, but she has a smile on her face as she makes her way to the ring, knowing that she has a huge opportunity ahead of her and that winning this means she’ll compete in a Pain for Pride main event.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first…. From Charlotte, North Carolina…. Weighing in at 118 pounds…. HHAAAARRRRPPEERRRR LEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: Here we go! This Universal Women’s Championship contendership No Way Out match is coming up, and the first woman out here is someone who’s made quite the change in attitude in recent weeks! As we all know, Harper betrayed her former best friend Sierra Bradford back at Reckless Wiring, and since then she’s been picking up victories alongside her new ally in Ximena Velasquez. Harper now has the opportunity to fight for the Universal Women’s Championship, and all she has to do is win tonight!
Gavin Kirkland: :patrice: Harper sure does look different from the last time I saw her.
Persephone: Yeah but I don’t see how anyone thinks she’ll actually perform any better. Last time she faced Darcy she literally had her head bashed in. Even if Harper somehow managed to win this match, does anyone REALLY think a rematch between them would go any differently?
Stew-O: Well I do know Harper does. All week Harper has prided herself on her work ethic and promised that a rematch between her and Darcy would end with her winning. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see. After all, there’s a good chance she may not even make it to that match.
(Harper finally enters her cell, and the referee closes the cell door and locks it as ‘Sweet Dreams’ begins to fade out. As Harper’s music stops, ‘Walking the Wire’ by Imagine Dragons hits. The crowd soon begins to give a mixed reaction as Alexis Chambers walks out to the stage. She looks prepared for the match as she looks up at the huge No Way Out structure, before finally shaking off whatever nerves she may have getting a big opportunity like this and beginning to walk down to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Making her way to the ring…. From Detroit, Michigan…. Weighing in at 117 pounds…. AAALLEEXXXIISSSSSS CCHHAAAMMMBBEERRRSSSS!!!!
Stew-O: Up next is Alexis Chambers! Alexis has had a rollercoaster of a season, and she may not have had a match back at Grand Rampage much like Harper, but tonight she’s competing in one of the biggest matches of her career! Regardless of what you think about Alexis, all she needs is one win tonight and she’ll find herself in the main event of Pain for Pride!
Gavin Kirkland: I’m not gonna lie, I’ve missed Alexis over on Showdown :mjcry:.
Persephone: What could you possibly miss about her? It’s Alexis Chambers, she didn’t do anything on Showdown anyway.
Stew-O: I really don’t think you want Gavin to answer that. Anyways, Alexis is making her way to her cell, and this is the first World Championship opportunity Alexis has had in a very long time. I’m sure she’s going to make the most of this!
(Alexis Chambers enters her cell and is locked in by the referee, and soon after Alexis’ entrance music is replaced by ‘The Joker’ by New Years Day, causing all of the fans in the arena to begin booing as loud as they can as Ms. Extreme walks out to the stage. Ms. Extreme doesn’t take in the crowd’s cheers for too long, as she’s made it clear throughout the week that she absolutely needs this match and nothing will stop her from winning it. Soon after making her way out, Ms. Extreme begins walking down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Making her way to the ring… From Calabasas, California…. Weighing in at 135 pounds…. MISSSSSSSS EEEEEXXXXTTTRREEEEMMMEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme is here! Ms. Extreme is an extremely talented woman, and Grand Rampage didn’t go how she wanted it to, but she’s not letting that stop her on her chase to winning a World Championship! Ms. Extreme is probably one of the biggest fan favorites going into this match, and I can’t exactly blame them!
Gavin Kirkland: Me neither. Redheads :ahh:
Persephone: Why are you even here? Of all the Showdown commentators, why were you chosen for THIS match?
Gavin Kirkland: I have to give the people what they want. The people love Gavin Kirkland :blessed:!
Stew-O: That’s Ms. Extreme in a cell now, and this means that there’s only one person left to enter one of these cells! I feel bad for whoever has to start this match, especially with some of the people we’ve seen get cell spots.
(Ms. Extreme enters her cell, and she looks over at the two other Elitists already in their cells as she’s locked in and her music begins to fade out. ‘Age-Age Money’ by LADYBABY hits, and Miku Sakai makes her way to the stage wearing her Unified Tag Team Championship. The crowd is booing for Miku, but Miku couldn’t seem to care less. She has nothing but confidence on her face as she makes her way towards the ring, and the other three Elitists inside of their cells watch on as the only Champion in the match makes her way towards the final cell.)
Bella Braxton: Making her way to the ring… From Fukui, Japan….. Weighing in at 110 pounds….. SHE IS ONE HALF OF THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, MIIIIIIKKUUUUUU SSAAAAAKKKAAAIIIII!!!!
Stew-O: AND HERE’S THE FINAL COMPETITOR ENTERING A CELL! One half of the Unified Tag Team Champions, Miku Sakai! IDOL-GUN is an extremely impressive tag team, retaining their titles three times already, but tonight Miku isn’t competing in a tag team match. She’s getting an opportunity for the Universal Women’s Championship!
Gavin Kirkland: Miku’s the final woman getting a spot in the cell, and that’s great news for Miku Sakai, but you guys do know what this means, right?
Persephone: HAHAHAHAHA, RAVEN ROBERTS ISN’T GETTING A SPOT IN THE CELL! RAVEN DOESN’T HAVE A CHANCE OF WINNING!
Stew-O: Never say never! Either way, that’s Miku entering the final cell, and this has to be a huge opportunity for her! Just imagine what she might be capable of on her own!
(After handing her Championship to the referee, Miku Sakai is locked into the final cell. Afterwards, ‘In My Bones’ by The Score hits, and the crowd once again begins to cheer as Showdown’s Raven Roberts begins walking out to the stage. She looks as focused as possible on this match, although part of the reason is surely because of her finally being able to really get her hands on Andrea Valentine tonight. Raven doesn’t waste much time making her way towards the ring as one of the two competitors starting off the match, and as she eventually enters the ring she looks around at all of the four cells, as well as the huge No Way Out cell.)
Bella Braxton: Making her way to the ring…. Residing in Atlanta, Georgia…. Weighing in at 134 pounds……. RRAAAAVVVEEEENNNNNN ROOOOOOOBBBEEEERRRTTTSSSSSS!!!!
Persephone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!!! SHE’S STARTING THE MATCH :mjlol2:!!
Gavin Kirkland: You know that means that you’ll have to watch her the entire match, right :lupe:?
Persephone: …
Stew-O: Anyways, Raven Roberts was the winner of last year’s No Way Out match with the same opportunity on the line, and while she didn’t win the Universal Women’s Championship at Pain for Pride, there’s definitely a chance for her to turn things around this year!
Gavin Kirkland: That’s right.. But just look at who she’s starting the match with!
(‘Roll With Me’ by Charli XCX hits, and immediately Raven Roberts turns her attention to the stage as the crowd begins to boo. Andrea Valentine makes her way to the stage, and surprisingly Andrea doesn’t actually look too concerned about having to start the match against Raven. Andrea Valentine did say that she wasn’t going to let the likes of Raven Roberts and Ms. Extreme get in her way tonight, and judging by the look on her face she still feels the same way. Andrea slowly makes her way down to the ring, and Raven keeps her eyes on Andrea as she approaches the cell.)
Bella Braxton: And finally…. From Orlando, Florida…. Weighing in at 110 pounds…. AAANNDDDRREEEEAAAAA VVVAAALLLEEENNTIIINNNEE!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: :blessed: !!!! FINALLY! THE MOMENT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR! ANDREA VALENTINE IS HERE!
Stew-O: Andrea Valentine is starting this match off with Raven Roberts, and this is going to be good! Tensions have risen heavily between these two in the past few weeks, and now they’re starting off a match where six Elitists have to pretty much destroy each other in order to capture the victory!
Gavin Kirkland: I hate to root against Raven Roberts, but this is Andrea Valentine we’re talking about here! SHE’S PERFECT! There’s no way she loses tonight!
Persephone: Andrea was a sore loser back at Grand Rampage after an underwhelming performance. I don’t expect her to change things tonight, but if she could get rid of Raven Roberts that’d be nice.
(Finally, the large cell lowers down to the ground, and the four small cells containing Harper Lee, Alexis Chambers, Ms. Extreme and Miku Sakai are raised up to the top corners of the cell. As Andrea Valentine and Raven Roberts remain inside of the ring, the bell finally rings.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: AND THE BELL’S RUNG ALLOWING THIS MATCH TO START, AND IMMEDIATELY RAVEN ROBERTS CHARGES AT ANDREA, RAMMING HER INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLES IN THE CORNER! Raven Roberts now is all over Andrea as she begins delivering lefts and rights, and it was just a few weeks ago at Grand Rampage where Andrea turned her back on Raven by re-entering the ring and eliminating her following her own elimination! Things have only escalated since then, and now Raven finally has her opportunity to face Andrea! Raven Roberts is all over the returning Andrea Valentine, what a way to start the match!
Gavin Kirkland: ANDREA MANAGES TO PUSH RAVEN OUT OF THE CORNER! Andrea now charges at Raven, but Raven manages to duck under Andrea’s attempt at a lariat! Andrea now turning towards Raven, AND RAVEN GOES FOR THE FACELIFT BUT ANDREA DUCKS UNDER IT! ANDREA NOW WITH AN ENZUIGIRI, AND THAT STOPS RAVEN IN HER TRACKS AS SHE DROPS TO A KNEE! Andrea’s back must be killing her and this match only just started! I can’t imagine how badly it must have hurt getting slammed into the exposed turnbuckles, but this is only the start of the match and there’s still much more to go!
Persephone: I don’t usually care about these matches, especially since Raven Roberts is involved, but this match is the perfect chance for her to die! Andrea’s back up to her feet and she grabs Raven before bringing her to the corner, and Andrea attempts to smash Raven’s face into the top exposed turnbuckle, but Raven stops her 🙄. She managed to put her foot on the middle turnbuckle before back elbowing Andrea in the midsection, and that allowed her to smash Andrea’s face onto it. I’ll be honest, just seeing Raven get the upper hand makes me immediately lose interest in this match again.
Stew-O: Andrea’s stumbling out of the corner holding her face, AND NOW RAVEN ROBERTS RUNS THE ROPES, BEFORE SENDING ANDREA OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Andrea managed to just barely grab onto the ropes as she fell out of the ring, and that stopped her from having a rough fall onto the concrete over at ringside! RAVEN DOESN’T GIVE ANDREA A CHANCE TO CAPITALIZE THOUGH, AS SHE IMMEDIATELY BEGINS RUNNING THE ROPES! I THINK WE ALL HAVE AN IDEA OF WHAT SHE’S LOOKING FOR, AND THERE’S THE SUICIDE DIV-
Gavin Kirkland: ANDREA VALENTINE HITS RAVEN IN THE HEAD WITH A FOREARM BEFORE THE SUICIDE DIVE COULD CONNECT! Andrea now grabbing onto Raven as she’s hanging on the middle rope, BEFORE PULLING HER OUT OF THE RING AND SUPLEXING HER INTO THE CELL! Andrea Valentine just suplex Raven Roberts right into a bunch of prison bars, causing Raven’s back to slam right into them before dropping down onto concrete! I love to see this from Andrea! She managed to gain the upper hand, and with moves like this Raven may be taken out of the equation very quickly!
Persephone: Andrea’s pulling Raven back up to her feet, and somehow Raven managed to try and fight Andrea off with a forearm, but Andrea manages to respond with a knee to the midsection, BEFORE SENDING RAVEN INTO THE RINGPOST! She’s boring as hell but I’d much rather see Andrea get the upper hand here than Raven. Andrea’s looking under the ring for a weapon now, and this is the moment I’ve been waiting for. Raven’s been alive for way too long and her appearance alone is ruining what would’ve already been an awful match. Hopefully she finds something good.
Stew-O: A barbed wire baseball bat! Andrea has a barbed wire baseball bat in her hand-
Stew-O: BUT SHE DOESN’T GET A CHANCE TO USE IT AS RAVEN ROBERTS DIVES INTO THE RING, SLIDING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPES AND HITTING ANDREA WITH A DROPKICK THAT SENDS HER CRASHING INTO THE PRISON BAR CELL! Raven Roberts had to slide under the exposed turnbuckles in the corner of the ring to somehow pull that off! That was amazing, and that dropkick disarmed Andrea! Raven sends Andrea back into the ring now, and now Raven’s picked up the barbed wire bat herself :lupe:!
Gavin Kirkland: Raven enters the ring with the barbed wire mat in hand- BUT AS SOON AS SHE ENTERS THE RING ANDREA GOES FOR A HUGE SUPERKICK! That took a lot out of Andrea after being sent into the prison bars, but that kick was able to stun Raven! Andrea now lifting Raven up onto her shoulders, BEFORE CHARGING INTO THE CORNER AND DELIVERING A LAWN DART INTO THE MIDDLE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE! OH NO, RAVEN WAS JUST SENT FACE FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE WITH THAT LAWN DART! Raven looks out! Raven had to be knocked unconscious with that lawn dart, and now once again Andrea managed to grab the barbed wire bat!
Persephone: FINALLY! Andrea just hit Raven in the back with the barbed wire bat, causing Raven to drop down to a seated position in the corner. Andrea now, HITTING RAVEN IN THE STOMACH WITH THE BARBED WIRE BAT BEFORE PRESSING THE BARBED WIRE PART OF THE BAT AGAINST RAVEN’S THROAT, CHOKING HER WITH IT! FINALLY RAVEN’S GONNA DIE!
Gavin Kirkland: :krabs: NO! I love Andrea but I really don’t think I can watch this! That’s barbed wire being pressed against Raven’s throat!
Persephone: GOOD! Hopefully Andrea finally kills her tonight!
Stew-O: ANDREA VALENTINE JUST RAN INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER AS RAVEN TRIES TO PULL OUT THE BARBED WIRE FROM HER THROAT, AND NOW ANDREA CHARGES IN BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE DROPKICK TO THE BARBED WIRE BAT, PUSHING ONCE AGAIN INTO RAVEN’S THROAT! Raven just fell out of the corner, and she looks completely out of it! At the end of the day, regardless of what happened at Grand Rampage these two have the opportunity to find themselves in the main event of Pain for Pride, and right now they’re doing everything they can to weaken the competition!
Persephone: That… Was amazing.
Gavin Kirkland: AMAZING??? THAT WAS TERRIBLE! RAVEN COULD’VE DIED!
Persephone: Exactly.
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(BUZZ!!!)
(The lights begin to dim, and eventually a spotlight shines down on the first cell, which begins to lower down to the ground as the crowd begins booing.)
Stew-O: AND HERE COMES ONE HALF OF THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! MIKU SAKAI IS IN THE RING, AND SHE IMMEDIATELY SLIDES INTO THE RING AND GOES AFTER ANDREA VALENTINE WHO’S STILL STANDING AFTER THAT ATTACK TO RAVEN ROBERTS! Miku Sakai is the first woman to be released from the pods, and it didn’t take her long at all to make an impact on this match! Miku Sakai sending Andrea to the ropes, AND SHE RESPONDS WITH A DROPKICK, CAUSING ANDREA TO ROLL OUT OF THE RING!
Gavin Kirkland: Raven Roberts has somehow managed to pull the barbed wire bat off of her throat, BUT MIKU SAKAI RUNS THE ROPES BEFORE DELIVERING A KNEE TO THE SIDE OF RAVEN’S HEAD! Raven Roberts rolls out of the ring on the opposite side from Andrea Valentine, and it looks like Miku has the ring to herself right now! Both Andrea and Raven are down, and just like that this match has taken a turn!
Persephone: I really don’t see the appeal in either Miku Sakai or IDOL-GUN. I don’t even know why Miku’s in the match when she’s already holding a Championship, but then again there’s pretty much nobody in this match that I care about. Why couldn’t Veena Adams be in this match?
Stew-O: Andrea Valentine is making her way back up to her feet, AND NOW MIKU SAKAI RUNS THE ROPES BEFORE DELIVERING A SUICIDE DIVE! Raven Roberts went for one earlier but that didn’t go too well as Andrea was able to counter it! Things didn’t end that way this time around though, and now Miku slides back into the ring before approaching the side Raven rolled out to!
Gavin Kirkland: Miku Sakai walks out onto the apron as Raven slowly makes her way back up to her feet, AND MIKU JUMPS OFF THE APRON WITH A DIVING KNEE TO RAVEN! Raven is still suffering after having the barbed wire bat bashed into her throat, and now Miku Sakai rolls Raven back into the ring while Andrea is still on the outside! Raven Roberts slowly trying to get back up, AND NOW MIKU SAKAI CHARGES IN BEFORE DELIVERING THE NIGHT NIGHT!
Stew-O: IT DOESN’T CONNECT! NIGHT NIGHT DOESN’T CONNECT! RAVEN ROBERTS MANAGED TO CATCH MIKU, AND NOW RAVEN POPS MIKU UP BEFORE DELIVERING THE HUNTRESS BOMB! Raven’s Huntress Bomb just connected on Miku Sakai, and that definitely just put a halt to the momentum Miku had going for her as she entered this match! Raven’s throat looks completely messed up thanks to that barbed wire bat, but somehow she’s still going here tonight! Andrea Valentine is using the apron to try and pull herself back up to her feet, but in the meantime I think Raven’s about to try and put Miku Sakai down!
Persephone: :wtf: Why is Raven still alive? She should really be dead right now, what did Andrea do wrong?
Gavin Kirkland: Andrea could never do anything wrong! Have you seen her? She’s perfect!
Persephone: Rexy is better. He looks better too. If it was him delivering that dropkick, Raven would’ve been dead.
Gavin Kirkland: :comeagain: Rex can’t even compete in this match… And they’re married.
Stew-O: Miku Sakai is finding her way back up to her feet, AND RAVEN GOES FOR THE TALON, BUT MIKU SAKAI MANAGES TO BARELY ROLL OUT OF THE WAY! BOTH ELITISTS MANAGE TO GET BACK TO THEIR FEET QUICKLY, BUT AS THEY CHARGE TOWARDS EACH OTHER MIKU DUCKS RAVEN’S ATTEMPT AT A LARIAT-
Gavin Kirkland: JUST TO BE PULLED OUT OF THE RING BY ANDREA VALENTINE! ANDREA PULLED MIKU OUT OF THE RING, AND NOW ANDREA SENDS MIKU INTO THE SMALLER CELL THAT WAS HOLDING MIKU EARLIER! Those cells are lowered down to the ground as each Elitists enters, and Andrea just used that as a weapon to temporarily take Miku out of this match! Miku Sakai hasn’t been in this match for too long, but already she’s feeling the brutality of the No Way Out match! Andrea Valentine now looking to re-enter the ring-
Stew-O: FLIGHT DESTROYER!!! RAVEN ROBERTS JUST DELIVERED THE FLIGHT DESTROYER ONTO THE CONCRETE AT RINGSIDE! THE SUICIDE DIVE CANADIAN DESTROYER CONNECTS, AND RAVEN MAY HAVE HAD TO SACRIFICE HER OWN BODY TO DELIVER THAT MOVE BUT JUST LOOK AT WHAT IT DID TO ANDREA VALENTINE! ANDREA’S OUT OF IT! The top of Andrea Valentine’s head was just smashed onto concrete! She’s bleeding from the top of her head now, and this isn’t good for Andrea! This is a huge opportunity for her to get back in the World Championship picture, and Raven may have just put an end to Andrea’s Championship dreams tonight!
Persephone: Of course. Of course this happened. All Andrea had to do was kill Raven and she couldn’t do it. Now look at her. Now SHE’S the one dead while Raven actually has a chance of winning this match. I hate this. I hate knowing that Raven’s in this match, and it’s not like there’s any eliminations like an Extreme Elimination Chamber. I’m gonna have to see her stupid face from the beginning of this match to the end.
Gavin Kirkland: I can’t say I like what I’m seeing either :lupe:. It was hard enough seeing Andrea choke Raven with the barbed wire bat like that, but just now Andrea was dropped head first onto concrete! I know this is a No Way Out match and all, but this is too much. I just wish I could’ve gotten into that cell.
Persephone: Why would you.. You know what? I’m not even gonna ask. Raven Roberts is looking under the ring for something since apparently dropping Andrea’s head onto concrete wasn’t enough for her, and she better find something good. If I’m gonna be forced to watch Raven compete they need to make this worthwhile-
(CRASH!)
Stew-O: MIKU SAKAI JUST SMASHED A LIGHT TUBE OVER RAVEN ROBERTS’ BACK! Raven Roberts was focused on Andrea Valentine and taking some time to recover before looking for that weapon, and that must have gave Miku enough time to recover herself before finding her way back into this match! Raven Roberts seemed to have pulled a steel chair out from under the ring before the light tube was smashed over her back, and it looks like Miku’s gonna use it herself! Raven may have made a huge mistake going after that chair!
Gavin Kirkland: Miku Sakai is putting the chair around Raven’s neck, and after what Andrea did to Raven’s throat, whatever Miku’s going for can’t be good! Miku now, LOOKING TO SEND RAVEN CRASHING INTO THE GROUNDED CELL, BUT RAVEN MANAGES TO GET HER FOOT ONTO ONE OF THE BARS JUST BEFORE THE CHAIR COULD SLAM INTO THE CELL AND GET SENT INTO HER THROAT! Raven just avoided a ton of damage to that throat of hers, and I couldn’t be more happy for her! She just dodged a huge bullet!
Persephone: Raven just hit Miku with a back elbow before quickly removing the chair, and now Raven just tossed the chair right into Miku’s face. Why is everyone in this match useless? All Miku had to do was slam Raven’s throat into the chair and we probably wouldn’t be hearing her voice anytime soon.
Gavin Kirkland: :lupe; Well yeah, but without her throat she also couldn’t-
Persephone: Don’t continue. I really don’t need to hear any of your fantasies
Gavin Kirkland: :wtf: You share yours with Rex all the time.
Persephone: They’re not fantasies. I know Rexy loves me :blessed:!!!
Stew-O: Miku Sakai has rolled back into the ring to escape Raven, but Raven’s picked back up that steel chair and she’s quickly following behind- BUT AS RAVEN GOT TO A KNEE SHE HELD UP THAT STEEL CHAIR, AND IMMEDIATELY MIKU CAPITALIZED AS SHE KICKS THE CHAIR INTO RAVEN’S FACE! RAVEN WAS JUST CAUGHT OFF GUARD WITH THAT KICK THAT SENT THE CHAIR INTO HER FACE, AND RAVEN COLLAPSES DOWN ONTO THE MAT! Miku looks proud of herself, but she’s not done just yet! Miku Sakai has something else in mind, and this isn’t good!
Persephone: FINALLY, RAVEN’S GONNA DIE :blessed:! I’ve been waiting the entire match for this!
Gavin Kirkland: :lupe: Miku Sakai is standing over the steel chair before setting Raven up…
Stew-O: STARFALL ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!! MIKU SAKAI CONNECTS WITH THE STARFALL ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR! That was a vertebreaker onto a chair, Raven’s gotta be out! Raven Roberts and Andrea Valentine started off this match, and if stuff like this continues I don’t see how they’re gonna make it to the end!
Persephone: They won’t :blessed:!
Gavin Kirkland: It looks like we’re approaching the next entrant, and I’ll be honest. After what we just saw, I’m kind of scared to see what may follow.
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(BUZZ!!!)
(The lights once again begin to dim, and the spotlight shines on one cell, causing the fans to begin cheering loudly as the cell lowers to the ground.)
Stew-O: MS. EXTREME IS IN THIS MATCH! MS. EXTREME HAS ENTERED THIS MATCH AND SHE IMMEDIATELY SLIDES INTO THE RING! Miku Sakai turns her attention to the newest Elitist to enter the match, AND IMMEDIATELY BOTH HER AND MS. EXTREME BEGIN TO TRADE LEFTS AND RIGHTS! These two were opponents on Voltage in a preview match, and that match never actually got an official ending thanks to Raven and Andrea!
Gavin Kirkland: Ms. Extreme is getting the upper hand, AND CAMILLE JUST WENT FOR AN IRISH WHIP BUT MIKU TURNED IT AROUND AND SENT HER INTO THE ROPES, JUST FOR MS. EXTREME TO REBOUND OFF OF THEM WITH A HUGE LARIAT! Miku is the freshest person in the match besides Ms. Extreme so she’s able to make it back to her feet, BUT MS. EXTREME SENDS MIKU INTO THE CORNER BEFORE CHARING IN, AND DELIVERING A HUGE RUNNING FOREARM! Ms. Extreme is on a roll, AND SHE LOOKS TO FOLLOW IT UP WITH A TWIST OF FATE!
Persephone: BUT MIKU MANAGES TO PUSH CAMILLE AWAY! Miku now charging in, and she just went for a running knee but Ms. Extreme was able to catch her, before delivering a belly to belly suplex! Ms. Extreme is laying waste to Miku Sakai right now, and maybe if Camille put up this much of a fight in any her last 500 World Championship matches she would’ve actually won the title by now. Miku Sakai has rolled out of the ring, and hopefully she stays out for the rest of the match.
Stew-O: Andrea Valentine is up! Andrea Valentine has rolled back into the ring, and now her and Ms. Extreme are having a staredown! When Andrea turned her back on the Beating Hearts of Voltage back at Grand Rampage Camille was one of the victims of Andrea’s betrayal, and right now it looks like Camille has the opportunity to get some revenge, AS BOTH WOMEN CHARGE AFTER EACH OTHER! MS. EXTREME AND ANDREA VALENTINE ARE FINALLY GETTING THE CHANCE TO FIGHT, AND THESE TWO WASTED NO TIME TAKING THE FIGHT TO ONE ANOTHER! Raven and Andrea started off this match, it was only a matter of time until we saw Camille get involved too!
Gavin Kirkland: Ms. Extreme hits Andrea with a huge elbow that sends her stumbling backwards, AND NOW CAMILLE CHARGES IN BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP ROPE, CAUSING BOTH ANDREA AND HERSELF TO BE SENT OUT TO THE CONCRETE AT RINGSIDE! Ms. Extreme just sacrificed herself to try and take out Andrea, and from the looks of things it actually worked! Ms. Extreme now slides back into the ring before retrieving that barbed wire baseball bat, and I can’t even begin to imagine what she has in mind here.
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme leaving the ring to go back after Andrea, BUT ANDREA SWEEPS CAMILLE’S LEGS AS SHE WAS ON THE APRON, CAUSING HER TO DROP BACK FIRST ONTO IT! Andrea now climbing up onto the ring apron as Camille’s still feeling the effects of dropping back first onto it, AND NOW ANDREA DELIVERS A STEP UP SENTON ONTO MS. EXTREME, DROPPING RIGHT ONTO HER MIDSECTION! That was a great way to get back into this from Andrea, who I’m surprised is even still in this match after recieving that Flight Destroyer onto the concrete!
Persephone: I don’t know why you’d trust Raven Roberts to do anything right. Anyways, Andrea takes the barbed wire bat from Ms. Extreme after dropping on top of her with that step up senton, AND NOW SHE SWINGS THE BAT ONTO HER STOMACH- BUT Ms. Extreme gets out of the way. It would’ve been so much fun seeing Camille get the life beaten out of her, but of course she just had to ruin things. Ms. Extreme rolled into the ring to avoid the attack by Andrea, but Andrea Valentine quickly follows behind.
Gavin Kirkland: Uh oh, look who just got up!
Stew-O: RAVEN ROBERTS!! Ms. Extreme, Andrea Valentine and Raven Roberts are all finding their ways back to their feet! Raven, Camille and Andrea all looking towards each other, knowing what happened at Grand Rampage but also knowing that in the end only one person can win this match! These three have been through a lot together, and for so long these three fought on the same side, even winning a Wargames match together! Things have clearly changed a lot since then.
Gavin Kirkland: ANDREA VALENTINE MAKES THE FIRST MOVE AS SHE SWINGS THE BARBED WIRE BAT AT RAVEN ROBERTS!
Stew-O: RAVEN DUCKS UNDER THE SHOT WITH THE BAT, AND NOW SHE KICKS ANDREA IN THE MIDSECTION BEFORE TAKING THE BAT FOR HERSELF! NOW IT’S RAVEN THAT SWINGS THE BAT AT ANDREA!
Gavin Kirkland: AND ANDREA DUCKED UNDER IT THIS TIME, AND THAT BAT NEARLY HIT MS. EXTREME, BUT CAMILLE CAUGHT IT! MS. EXTREME AND RAVEN HOLDING ONTO BOTH ENDS OF THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT, AND NOW THEY CHARGE AT ANDREA BEFORE USING IT TO TAKE HER OUT! There’s some teamwork on display by Ms. Extreme and Raven Roberts, who both clearly have a bit of a common enemy in Andrea!
Stew-O: Both of them are still holding that barbed wire bat, and from the looks on their faces it looks like both of them understand that their alliance was only temporary! RAVEN MANAGES TO PULL THE BAT AWAY FROM CAMILLE, BUT IMMEDIATELY AFTER CAMILLE MANAGES TO SLIP BEHIND RAVEN! MS. EXTREME LOOKING FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE CORNER KNOWING THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLES ARE THERE, BUT RAVEN IS ABLE TO DRIVE THE END OF THAT BASEBALL BAT INTO THE SIDE OF CAMILLE’S HEAD! Ms. Extreme manages to stay on her feet, BUT RAVEN NOW SENDS HER TO THE ROPES BEFORE-
Gavin Kirkland: BEFORE MIKU SAKAI RE-ENTERS THE RING AND SWINGS A KENDO STICK INTO MS. EXTREME’S MIDSECTION! It looks like Miku’s dragged a few weapons out while the other three were fighting, AND NOW MIKU HITS RAVEN ROBERTS WITH THE KENDO STICK! MIKU SAKAI GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH ALL THREE FORMER MEMBERS OF THE BEATING HEARTS OF VOLTAGE, LAYING WASTE TO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM WITH THAT KENDO STICK! Miku Sakai has dragged out multiple light tubes, kendo sticks, steel chairs, and even a toolbox, and this isn’t good for the other three in the match!
Persephone: I couldn’t care less about her but Miku was actually playing it smart. These three wanted to kill each other and Miku took the time to actually prepare herself. Miku now going and bringing a bunch of those light tubes into the ring, and it looks like Miku’s going after Ms. Extreme as she’s the freshest Elitist in the match.
Stew-O: Miku Sakai setting Camille up, AND SHE GOES FOR A SUPLEX ON THE LIGHT TUBES, BUT MS. EXTREME MANAGES TO PULL HER WEIGHT DOWN! MS. EXTREME MANAGES TO LIFE MIKU UP FOR A SUPLEX OF HER OWN, BUT NOW IT’S MIKU THAT BRINGS HERSELF BACK DOWN! These two going back and forth over this suplex as neither one of them can seem to get the other up to deliver the move! Both of them know the risks, and they’re doing everything they can to avoid colliding with those light tubes! Miku and Camille are punching each other in their sides, trying to weaken each other! It looks like Miku’s getting the upper hand!
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT A MINUTE! RAVEN ROBERTS GOT BACK TO HER FEET, AND SHE JUST GRABBED MIKU SAKAI FROM BEHIND! MIKU HAS MS. EXTREME IN THE FRONT FACELOCK AND HAD THE ARM HOOKED! SHE WAS ABOUT TO SUPLEX CAMILLE ONTO THE LIGHT TUBES!
Stew-O: THINGS DON’T STOP THERE! NOW IT’S ANDREA VALENTINE GETTING BACK UP TO HER FEET, AND NOW SHE GRABS RAVEN FROM BEHIND! ANDREA’S GRABBING RAVEN BY THE WAIST, RAVEN’S GRABBING MIKU BY THE WAIST, AND MIKU HAS MS. EXTREME SET UP FOR A SUPLEX! WHAT ARE WE ABOUT TO SEE!?
Gavin Kirkland: WOW!!! ANDREA VALENTINE GOING THROUGH WITH THE GERMAN SUPLEX TO RAVEN, AND THAT CAUSED RAVEN TO GERMAN SUPLEX MIKU, AND MIKU DELIVERED A SNAP SUPLEX TO MS. EXTREME, ALL ONTO THE PILE OF LIGHT TUBES!!
Stew-O: Where did Andrea Valentine get that strength!? She’s one of the smallest competitors in the match when it comes to her weight!
Gavin Kirkland: SHE’S ANDREA VALENTINE, SHE CAN DO ANYTHING! Don’t forget Andrea faced Terry Chambers before he lost all his weight, and she actually won!
Persephone: So, all four Elitists are down and out right now after doing a ton of suplexes onto light tubes at once. Now what?
Stew-O: It actually looks like it’s time for the next Elitist to enter this match, and seeing the way things are right now, they may not have to do too much work :lupe:.
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(BUZZ!!!)
(Once again the lights begin to dim, and as the spotlight shines down on one cell and the cell begins to drop down to the ground, the crowd gives a mixed reaction.)
Stew-O: ALEXIS CHAMBERS IS IN! ALEXIS CHAMBERS IS IN THE MATCH AND EVERYONE INSIDE OF THE RING HAS TAKEN THEMSELVES OUT! Alexis is quickly making her way up to the top rope as some of the Elitists try to make their way back up to their feet, AND THERE’S THE HEART STOPPER MOONSAULT ONTO MIKU SAKAI!
Gavin Kirkland: It really has been a while since Alexis was fired from Showdown :mjcry:. Luckily, it looks like she hasn’t missed a step as she immediately begins running the ropes! LIGHTS OUT TO ANDREA VALENTINE! ANDREA WAS ABLE TO GET BACK UP THANKS TO HER NOT BEING ON THE RECEIVING END OF ANY OF THOSE SUPLEXES, BUT SHE’S BEEN TAKEN RIGHT BACK DOWN BY THAT SUPERKICK! Alexis Chambers is on a roll right now, and it looks like she’s telling Raven Roberts to get back up! I think she has something in mind!
Persephone: I want to be excited about someone trying to take out Raven, but I honestly have no faith in Alexis Chambers to do anything right.
Stew-O: WELL, MAYBE THIS WILL CHANGE YOUR MIND! FOH!! ALEXIS HITS RAVEN ROBERTS WITH THE FOH, AND THAT’S NEARLY THE ENTIRE FIELD TAKEN OUT BY HER! I said whoever entered this match next wouldn’t have to do much work, but Alexis is really making sure everyone is down! If she can clear the field by the time Harper Lee enters the match, this wil effectively become a one on one to determine the challenger for the Universal Women’s Championship at Pain for Pride!
Gavin Kirkland: Well not everyone is down just yet! Ms. Extreme is somehow stirring after taking probably the worst fall from those suplexes! Alexis Chambers seems to have realized it though, so this might be too little too late from Camille! ALEXIS CHAMBERS RUNNING THE ROPES AS CAMILLE FINALLY MAKES IT TO HER KNEES! FOH FOR THE SECOND TIME!
Stew-O: THE STEEL CHAIR! MS. EXTREME QUICKLY GRABBED THE STEEL CHAIR THAT WAS LEFT IN THE RING AND SMASHED IT INTO ALEXIS’ LEG! MS. EXTREME JUST BARELY MANAGED TO AVOID GETTING HIT WITH THE FOH!
Persephone: Wow. Alexis already couldn’t wrestle, now she can’t even walk.
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme is grabbing onto the ropes and slowly using them to pull herself back up to her feet, AND NOW SHE GRABS ALEXIS AND ATTEMPTS THE TWIST OF FATE, BUT ALEXIS MANAGES TO PUSH MS. EXTREME AWAY! Alexis doing the best she can to get back to her feet after having the steel chair get slammed into her leg, BUT MS. EXTREME IS ABLE TO CAPITALIZE QUICKLY WITH A PELE KICK! Somehow out of all the people here and all she just went through, Ms. Extreme found a way to get back into this!
Gavin Kirkland: Ms. Extreme rolls out of the ring now after taking Alexis out, and it looks like she’s looking for something outside of the ring! Alexis Chambers is slowly finding her way back up to her feet, but she lost the momentum she had moments ago thanks to Ms. Extreme! Everyone else in the match is still down, trying to recover after that combination of Alexis Chambers’ biggest moves! None of the people in this match have let up at all from beginning to end!
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme just set up a table out at ringside! Ms. Extreme now climbing on the apron, AND ALEXIS CHAMBERS POPS UP TO HER FEET BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO KNOCK CAMILLE OFF THE APRON WITH A FOREARM, BUT MS. EXTREME IS ABLE TO BLOCK IT AND HIT HER WITH A FOREARM OF HER OWN BEFORE QUICKLY GOING UP TO THE TOP ROPE! MS. EXTREME NOW, WITH A HUGE DIVING DROPKICK TO ALEXIS CHAMBERS! The way Ms. Extreme has managed to come back into this is insane, and now Alexis has stumbled back into the corner! Ms. Extreme now charges in-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT ALEXIS GRABS CAMILLE BEFORE DROPPING HER INTO THE MIDDLE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE WITH A REVERSE STO! Alexis using her surroundings to her advantage here, and it looks like Ms. Extreme’s been busted open thanks to the speed that she dropped down onto that exposed turnbuckle! Alexis Chambers gets back up, and something she’s been wanting to prove is that she has what it takes to become Champion regardless of what people think of her, and tonight is a great chance for her to do that! If Alexis can win this match and then the Universal Women’s Championship, there’s no way there’ll be any denying her. Alexis now running the ropes-
Persephone: :yikes: More like running into a boot from Andrea Valentine. Andrea Valentine’s managed to recover from that attack from Alexis earlier, and it looks like she’s not too happy about being kicked in the face. Andrea’s all over Alexis Chambers right now, and she’s managed to back Alexis into the corner before beginning to stomp away at her. Andrea Valentine refuses to stop with these stomps, and again the only interesting thing Andrea’s done in her entire career was betray Raven back at Grand Rampage, but I don’t blame her for wanting to stomp Alexis’ ugly little face off.
Stew-O: WELL IT LOOKS LIKE SHE DOESN’T HAVE MUCH TIME TO DO THAT! RAVEN ROBERTS IS BACK IN THIS MATCH, AND SHE JUST ATTACKED ANDREA VALENTINE FROM BEHIND! Raven Roberts with a huge elbow to the back of Andrea’s head, and now Raven pulls Andrea out of the corner so she could continue her attack! Raven sending Andrea into the opposite corner, AND RAVEN CHARGES IN- RIGHT INTO A BACK ELBOW! RAVEN EATS A BACK ELBOW FROM ANDREA, BUT SHE’S ABLE TO RESPOND WITH A DISCUS FOREARM SMASH!
Gavin Kirkland: Now it’s Andrea Valentine that’s trapped in the corner! She has nowhere to go! Raven Roberts is all over her, and I can’t say I like seeing this but Raven’s been waiting for this moment for weeks! Raven Roberts finally has a chance to get revenge on Andrea, of course she’s going to take it!
Persephone: HAHAHAHA, YES!! MIKU SAKAI IS BACK UP, AND SHE ATTACKS RAVEN ROBERTS! This is exactly what we need! Less of everyone fighting each other, and more of everyone fighting Raven! Miku Sakai is pounding on Raven’s back from behind, and clearly Raven didn’t expect to be interrupted as she’s pretty much defenseless.
Stew-O: Raven Roberts finally manages to turn around- BUT AS SOON AS SHE DOES SHE’S MET WITH “FEEL THY WRATH!” MIKU SAKAI JUST RAKED THE EYES OF RAVEN ROBERTS, AND THAT ALLOWS MIKU TO CONTINUE HER ASSAULT ON RAVEN ROBERTS AS THIS MATCH CONTINUES! Slowly every Elitist is starting to get back to their feet, and I can’t lie I’m surprised to see this! I don’t know how any of them are standing right now, and we still have one more person left to join the match before it can end!
Gavin Kirkland: MS. EXTREME GOES BACK AFTER MIKU SAKAI! Blood is pouring out of Ms. Extreme’s forehead, but somehow she still had it in her to get back to her feet and keep fighting! Ms. Extreme and Miku Sakai are fighting each other, and that allows Andrea Valentine to make it back up to her feet and go back after Raven Roberts! These are the two fights we saw take place on Voltage before things descended into chaos and security had to get involved! Raven and Andrea, Camille and Miku! All four women are brawling with each other right now!
Stew-O: AND NOW ALEXIS CHAMBERS SPRINGS OUT OF THE CORNER AND GOES AFTER ANDREA VALENTINE! ALEXIS NOW WITH A FOREARM TO MS. EXTREME! NOW A FOREARM TO MIKU SAKAI! NOW A FOREARM TO RAVEN ROBERTS! ALEXIS CHAMBERS IS THROWING LEFTS AND RIGHTS AT EVERYONE SHE CAN!
Persephone: But she’s quickly shut down thanks to a knee from Miku.
Gavin Kirkland: BUT ALEXIS QUICKLY RESPONDS WITH AN ELBOW TO THE JAW! MS. EXTREME NOW WITH A PUNCH OF HER OWN TO MIKU SAKAI, AND SHE STRIKES AT ALEXIS BUT ALEXIS BLOCKS IT BEFORE HITTING CAMILLE WITH A FOREARM! Andrea now attacking Alexis!
Stew-O: All five Elitists currently in the match are engaging in a huge brawl inside of the ring right now! Andrea and Camille are pretty much covered in blood! Raven’s torn apart thanks to the barbed wire bat to the throat, and Miku Sakai and Alexis Chambers have been through a lot as well, but somehow they’re all on their feet right now and they’re laying waste to each other! It’s about to be time for the final competitor in the match to be released, and once that happens it’ll officially be time for this match to REALLY start! Falls will actually be able to be made in just a few seconds!
(5…)
(4…)
(3…)
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(1…)
(BUZZ!!!)
(The lights dim for the final time, and the crowd immediately begins to boo as they already know who the final competitor is, before the spotlight even appears.)
(After a few seconds the spotlight goes away, but the cell never drops down to the ground.)
Harper Lee: (off-mic) :comeagain:
Persephone: Umm…. Why isn’t her cell lowering?
Gavin Kirkland: :lupe:
Stew-O: Guys, Harper’s cell won’t come down! Everyone else is still fighting inside of the ring, but Harper can’t get into the match!
Harper Lee: (off-mic) :wtf:
Stew-O: Harper’s yelling at the referee to fix this, and guys I can’t even imagine what Harper’s thinking right now! This is a shot at contendership for the Universal Women’s Championship, and she’s not even able to enter the match because something’s wrong with her cell!
Persephone: That’s fine, right? Like this match can still end? She’s supposed to be in by now anyway. Who cares if she’s stuck? Let the match end already.
(Finally, with the referee’s help Harper manages to get the door of her cell open, however it still hasn’t been lowered.)
Stew-O: Well, Harper made it out of her cell, but how’s she supposed to get down!? Does she understand just how high up she is? She’s nearly twenty feet high up in the air right now!
Persephone: I don’t know, but I honestly couldn’t care less. As far as I’m concerned she can stay up there:
(Harper looks down at ringside, knowing that there’s no way for her to get down there thanks to the concrete in place of the padding at ringside. Harper shakes her head, before looking at the huge fight going on inside of the ring.)
Gavin Kirkland: I think she has an idea :lupe:.
Stew-O: HARPER LEE JUST DOVE OUT OF HER CELL AND ONTO ALL FIVE COMPETITORS INSIDE OF THE RING! HARPER LEE WITH A HUGE CROSSBODY, TAKING OUT EVERY SINGLE COMPETITOR OF THIS MATCH INCLUDING HERSELF! HARPER HAD NO OTHER WAY OUT OF HER CELL, SO SHE JUST DOVE ON TOP OF THE HUGE BRAWL THAT WAS ALREADY GOING ON!
Gavin Kirkland: Harper pretty much had to sacrifice herself just to take part of this match! You know what this means though. All six competitors are finally in this match, meaning we can now have a winner!
Persephone: Uh… Did you not see what just happened? I want to be excited about this match ending soon too, but Harper just took out both herself and everyone else in the match, how are we supposed to see a pinfall?
Gavin Kirkland: Well, I’m not really sure. Harper went for an extremely high risk move just to enter the match and now nobody’s on their feet just yet. This just goes to show just how much all six of these Elitists want to become Universal Women’s Champion.
Persephone: And not a single one of them should actually be in the title picture.
Stew-O: Harper Lee is finally getting back up to her feet, and some of the other competitors in the match are beginning to stir as well, LIKE ALEXIS CHAMBERS, WHO CHARGES AT HARPER LEE AND SENDS HER INTO THE CORNER! Alexis Chambers and Harper Lee had a match on Dynasty which Harper won, and now it looks like Alexis is looking for a taste of revenge as she begins to stomp away at Harper! Harper Lee was caught off guard by this assault from Alexis, AND NOW ALEXIS PULLS HARPER OUT OF THE CORNER BEFORE SENDING HER INTO THE ROPES!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! HARPER TURNS IT AROUND, AND SHE PULLS ALEXIS IN BEFORE HITTING HER WITH RAGNAROK! THE OLYMPIC SLAM CONNECTS, AND THAT’S ALEXIS CHAMBERS TAKEN OUT! Harper Lee picking up the steel chair now as some of the other competitors in the match slowly begins to get back up, AND SHE HITS ANDREA VALENTINE IN THE BACK WITH THE CHAIR! Harper turning her attention towards Ms. Extreme, AND SHE SMASHES THE CHAIR OVER HER HEAD! HARPER NOW DOING THE SAME TO RAVEN ROBERTS, and right now Harper’s doing the smart thing and taking out everyone in the match! Harper now turning towards Miku Sakai-
Stew-O: MIKU SAKAI HITS HARPER IN THE LEG WITH THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT! Miku Sakai getting back to her feet as that bat forced Harper to drop down to a knee, AND MIKU SWINGS THE BAT AT HARPER’S HEAD, BUT HARPER DUCKS UNDER IT BEFORE QUICKLY GETTING BACK TO HER FEET! HARPER GOES FOR THE DRAGON FIST, BUT MIKU SAKAI DUCKS UNDER IT BEFORE ATTEMPTING A CLOTHESLINE, WHICH HARPER MANAGES TO DUCK BEFORE GRABBING MIKU FROM BEHIND! HARPER LIFTING MIKU FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX, BUT THERE’S AN ELBOW TO HARPER’S JAW!
Gavin Kirkland: MIKU SAKAI NOW TURNING TOWARDS HARPER, AND SHE GOES TO SEND HER OUT OF THE RING WITH A CLOTHESLINE, BUT HARPER DUCKS UNDER THE CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT, CAUSING MIKU TO BOUNCE OFF OF THE ROPES AND RIGHT INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX! Harper Lee getting back to her feet, and right now she’s on a roll! After that huge crossbody things didn’t start out too well for her but now she’s really in this match! The other competitors that were taken out with the steel chair are starting to get back to their feet, and in the meantime Harper continues to go after Miku Sakai!
Persephone: Raven and Andrea have been in this match from the very beginning, so that at least gives me a bit of hope that Raven might end up being the one pinned. Those two are getting back up to their feet, and it looks like they’ve chosen to turn their attention back to each other! Ms. Extreme also is getting back up to her feet, as is Alexis Chambers, and as Alexis gets back up she immediately goes after Ms. Extreme, kicking her in the midsection before aiming to bring her towards the corner!
Stew-O: And she’s unsuccessful in that attempt, as Ms. Extreme gets her foot onto the middle exposed turnbuckle before smashing Alexis’ face into it! Ms. Extreme now with a kick of her own to the midsection, and now there’s a punch to Alexis’ back! Ms. Extreme now, SETTING UP FOR A POWERBOMB, BUT ALEXIS CHAMBERS MANAGES TO QUICKLY SLIP OUT OF IT- JUST FOR MS. EXTREME TO KICK HER IN THE MIDSECTION! TWIST OF FATE!! MS. EXTREME CONNECTS WITH THE TWIST OF FATE, TAKING OUT ALEXIS CHAMBERS! It looks like Ms. Extreme isn’t done though! She has something else in mind!
Gavin Kirkland: Miku Sakai managed to get the eye rake in on Harper Lee moments ago, and since then Miku’s been all over Harper! Harper’s backed into the ropes trying to defend herself, but Miku is relentless with these strikes to Harper! Miku Sakai now running the ropes…
Gavin Kirkland: AND I THINK MIKU WAS LOOKING FOR THE RUNNING HIP ATTACK, BUT HARPER QUICKLY JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE HITTING MIKU WITH THE DRAGON FIST! Harper Lee now making her way out onto the apron, and I think she has an idea!
(With Miku down inside of the ring, Harper begins climbing up to the top rope before climbing up onto one of the lowered cells.)
Harper Lee: (off-mic) :krabs:
Stew-O: HARPER LEE CLIMBED UP TO ONE OF THE EMPTY CELLS, AND SHE FINDS MS. EXTREME IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CELL! Both of them had the same idea in mind, and ended up meeting each other on top of the same cell! BOTH ELITISTS QUICKLY CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THE CELL, AND HARPER GOES TO STRIKE BUT MS. EXTREME CATCHES HER WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION! Both women are fighting on top of that cell, and with one wrong move they may end up falling either back into the ring or down onto the concrete!
Persephone: These two falling onto the concrete and dying would be amazing! I’d much rather it be Raven in that position, but right now she’s too busy fighting Andrea Valentine. Raven’s actually getting the upper hand against Andrea surprisingly, and now Raven picks up one of the light tubes that just managed go avoid all of the bodies from earlier before swinging it at Andrea, but before it could connect Andrea grabs Raven by the arm, AND DELIVERING XOXO!! YES!! ANDREA WITH THE FIRST AND LAST COVER OF THE MATCH!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: RAVEN MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP! Andrea Valentine can’t believe it! Her and Raven were in this match from the very beginning, but somehow Raven managed to survive the XOXO!
Persephone: I just don’t get it. Does Andrea even WANT to win? How are her moves that ineffective, Raven shouldn’t even be able to stand right now!
Stew-O: Raven Roberts is still a former Universal Women’s Champion. You may not like her Persephone, but it’s going to take more than this to take her down tonight!
Gavin Kirkland: Ms. Extreme and Harper Lee are still fighting at the top of the cell, AND MS. EXTREME MANAGES TO GET HARPER IN A FRONT FACELOCK, BUT HARPER FIGHTS OUT OF IT BEFORE CAMILLE COULD GO FOR THE TWIST OF FATE! HARPER NOW GOING FOR A FRONT FACELOCK OF HER OWN, AND I THINK SHE’S TRYING TO SET UP FOR THE DIRTY FIREWORKS AVALANCHE NECKBREAKER, BUT NOW IT’S CAMILLE THAT MANAGES TO FIGHT OUT OF IT! Both women are doing everything they can to stay on the cell and get the upper hand over the other-
Stew-O: AND ANDREA VALENTINE JUST CLIMBED UP AND PUSHED HARPER INTO CAMILLE! BOTH COMPETITORS JUST FELL OFF THE CELL, AND RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE THAT MS. EXTREME SET UP A WHILE AGO! HARPER LEE AND MS. EXTREME JUST FELL FROM THE TOP OF THE CELL THROUGH A TABLE, AND THOSE TWO MIGHT BE OUT OF THE MATCH AFTER THAT! I just don’t see how either Elitist could come back after that! Both of them having the same idea at first climbing up to the top of the cell, and in the end both of them may be out of the match!
Persephone: So now there’s pretty much only four people in the match. I really wish Raven wasn’t around, but whatever. Anything that’ll increase the chances of this match ending is good to me-
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT!! ANDREA VALENTINE CLIMBED BACK DOWN, AND IMMEDIATELY MIKU SAKAI JUMPED UP AND HIT HER WITH THE NIGHT NIGHT!!! MIKU SAKAI JUST DELIVERED THE NIGHT NIGHT PRETTY MUCH OUT OF NOWHERE, AND NOW SHE DROPS DOWN ON ANDREA FOR THE COVER! THIS MATCH HAS TO BE OVER, THERE’S NO WAY IT CAN CONTINUE AFTER ALL ANDREA’S TAKEN TONIGHT!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Stew-O: ALEXIS CHAMBERS BROKE IT UP! ALEXIS CHAMBERS SAVES THE MATCH! Miku Sakai slowly getting back to her feet, BUT SHE DOESN’T GET MUCH TIME TO REACT AS ALEXIS CHAMBERS TAKES HER BACK DOWN, BEGINNING TO PUNCH AWAY ON THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPION! There’s a great chance that this match was going to end just now, but thanks to Alexis Chambers that’s not the case! You’ve got to wonder what would’ve happened had Alexis not been there to break it up, but now we’ll never know as Alexis continues to punch away at Miku!
Persephone: :noah: THE MATCH SHOULD’VE ENDED THERE! Why did Alexis have to break that up!?
Gavin Kirkland: Miku Sakai manages to push Alexis Chambers off of her before getting back to her feet, AND ALEXIS CHARGES IN BUT SHE RUNS RIGHT INTO AN ELBOW FROM MIKU! Miku must be furious after Alexis stopped her from winning, AND NOW MIKU BEGINS PUNCHING AWAY AT ALEXIS CHAMBERS AS SHE BEGINS TO THROW A BUNCH OF LEFTS AND RIGHTS!
Stew-O: ALEXIS CHAMBERS MANAGES TO DUCK A STRIKE FROM MIKU, AND NOW ALEXIS HITS MIKU WITH LIGHTS OUT! THE SUPERKICK CONNECTS ON MIKU SAKAI, AND NOW IT’S ALEXIS GOING FOR THE COVER!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNEEEEEE!!!!
Referee: TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Referee: TTTTHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE-
Gavin Kirkland: RAVEN ROBERTS SHOVES ALEXIS CHAMBERS OFF OF MIKU SAKAI! Now it’s Alexis who may have had this match won, but Raven Roberts was here to stop it! Alexis Chambers and Raven Roberts both getting back up to their feet, AND ALEXIS SWINGS AT RAVEN FOR A LARIAT, BUT RAVEN DUCKS UNDER IT! RAVEN NOW WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, AND NOW RAVEN SENDS ALEXIS INTO THE ROPES!
Stew-O: BUT AS ALEXIS REBOUNDS OFF OF THEM SHE TAKES RAVEN DOWN WITH A SUNSET FLIP ROLL UP! ALEXIS IS GONNA STEAL IT!
Referee: OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: TTTTTTHHHRRRRREEEEEE-
Stew-O: WHAT!? HARPER LEE JUST PULLED ALEXIS CHAMBERS OUT OF THE RING, AND SHE JUST SMASHED THE TOOLBOX MIKU TOOK OUT EARLIER INTO ALEXIS’ FACE! Alexis Chambers is out!
Persephone: Why aren’t they dead yet :will:.
Gavin Kirkland: Harper seems to want something from that toolbox, but it’s locked! Harper now, SMASHING THE LOCK AGAINST THE RING POST REPEATEDLY, UNTIL FINALLY IT BREAKS AND ALL OF THE TOOLS COME POURING OUT OF IT! Harper now digging through the pile of tools, and it looks like she found what she wanted!
Stew-O: IT’S THE PLIERS! Harper Lee found the pliers, and if you remember what happened last time Harper had those in her hands, this can’t be good! Harper now turning towards Alexis-
Gavin Kirkland: AND MS. EXTREME RUNS ON THE APRON BEFORE DIVING AT HARPER, TAKING HER OUT WITH A DIVING CLOTHESLINE! I DON’T KNOW WHAT HARPER WAS GONNA DO WITH THOSE PLIERS, BUT CAMILLE IMMEDIATELY PUT A STOP TO IT WITH THAT CLOTHESLINE! It’s amazing that Camille and Harper even made it back into this match! Ms. Extreme now climbing up to the top rope, AND SHE TURNS HER ATTENTION TOWARDS RAVEN ROBERTS INSIDE OF THE RING!
Stew-O: RAVEN RUSHES OVER TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, BUT CAMILLE DUCKS OVER HER BEFORE ROLLING BACK UP TO HER FEET! BOTH ELITISTS NOW CHARGE INTO EACH OTHER!
Stew-O: TALON!!! RAVEN ROBERTS MANAGED TO HIT MS. EXTREME WITH THE TALON, QUICKLY SHUTTING MS. EXTREME DOWN! Both Elitists are down though! Raven Roberts has been in this match from the very beginning, and it looks like this match has really taken a toll on her! Raven is slowly coming to her senses, but I think she’s realized that she needs to find a different way to finish the match after taking so long to recover!
Gavin Kirkland: Raven Roberts slowly makes her way up to the top rope, BUT ANDREA VALENTINE MANAGES TO GET BACK UP TO ATTACK HER! ANDREA VALENTINE IS BACK IN THIS MATCH, AND NOW SHE BEGINS TO CLIMB UP WHILE RAVEN’S ON THE TOP ROPE! RAVEN’S TRYING TO FIGHT BACK, BUT SHE’S CLEARLY HAVING A TOUGH TIME! IT LOOKS LIKE ANDREA VALENTINE IS TRYING TO SET UP FOR A SUPERPLEX, AND IF THIS CONNECTS THEN RAVEN’S CHANCES OF WINNING THIS MATCH MIGHT JUST GO DOWN THE DRAIN!
Persephone: GOOD! NOW ANDREA NEEDS TO CONNECT WITH THIS SUPERPLEX, AND HOPEFULLY END THE MATCH AFTER TAKING RAVEN OUT!
Stew-O: Andrea manages to get Raven up in the front facelock, BUT THAT DOESN’T LAST TOO LONG, AS RAVEN PUNCHES AWAY AT ANDREA’S MIDSECTION, BEFORE FINALLY PUSHING HER OFF OF THE TOP ROPE! Andrea Valentine just crashed back down to the mat, and it looks like Raven is finally getting the opportunity to end this match, and in the process get some payback after Andrea’s actions back at Grand Rampage! RAVEN GETS BACK IN POSITION, AND NOW SHE GOES FOR-
Gavin Kirkland: HARPER LEE JUST JUMPED ONTO THE APRON AND SLAMMED THE PLIERS INTO THE SIDE OF RAVEN’S HEAD! Harper now quickly climbing up to meet Raven up top, AND SHE HITS RAVEN WITH DIRTY FIREWORKS!!! THE AVALANCHE NECKBREAKER CONNECTS ON RAVEN ROBERTS, AND NOW HARPER GOES FOR THE COVER! THIS MATCH HAS TO BE OVER AFTER THAT, THERE’S NO WAY RAVEN CAN KICK OUT AFTER THAT SHOT WITH THE PLIERS!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Referee: TTTTHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Gavin Kirkland: NO! MS. EXTREME USES EVERYTHING SHE HAS LEFT IN HER TO BREAK UP THE PIN! Camille’s still feeling the effects of that Talon, but because they were so close she barely managed to break up the pin!
Stew-O: Harper Lee is furious as Ms. Extreme used her last bit of strength, AND NOW HARPER GRABS THE PLIERS BEFORE SLAMMING IT INTO THE BUSTED OPEN AREA ON MS. EXTREME’S FOREHEAD! MS. EXTREME’S WOUND FROM GETTING SENT INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE WAS BAD ENOUGH, BUT NOW HARPER’S MAKING IT WORSE AS SHE REPEATEDLY SLAMS THE PLIERS INTO IT! Harper Lee looks pissed off after Ms. Extreme managed to break up the pin! She thought she had the match won, BUT NOW I THINK HARPER’S ABOUT TO FINISH THIS AS SHE SETS UP FOR SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR!
Persephone: MIKU SAKAI PULLS HARPER DOWN INTO A BACKSLIDE PIN BEFORE THE MOVE COULD CONNECT! FINALLY! SOMEONE THAT ACTUALLY WANTS TO WIN!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Persephone: :will:
Gavin Kirkland: HARPER LEE KICKS OUT, AND BOTH COMPETITORS GET BACK TO THEIR FEET! Both women begin to circle around each other, and these two actually faced each other before back at King of Elite where the Realm lost the Unified Tag Team Championships to IDOL-GUN in that fatal four way! These two have a lot of history with each other, AND NOW THEY GO RIGHT AFTER EACH OTHER!
Stew-O: MIKU SAKAI AND HARPER LEE BOTH SHARING LEFTS AND RIGHTS, AND NOW MIKU GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE, BUT HARPER DUCKS UNDER IT BEFORE ATTEMPTING A DISCUS LARIAT! MIKU SAKAI DUCKS UNDER IT, AND SHE GRABS HARPER FROM BEHIND, BUT SHE’S UNABLE TO DELIVER THE GERMAN SUPLEX AS HARPER ELBOWS HER IN THE JAW! Harper Lee now pulling Miku in, AND I THINK HARPER WANTED TO GO FOR RAGNAROK, BUT MIKU DELIVERED A HUGE FOREARM TO THE FACE! MIKU SAKAI NOW, SENDING HARPER LEE INTO THE CORNER!
Gavin Kirkland: HARPER CRASHES INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLES, BUT AS MIKU RUNS IN FOR A RUNNING HIP ATTACK HARPER MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND MIKU CRASHES INTO THE TURNBUCKLES-
Stew-O: LIGHTS OUT BY ALEXIS CHAMBERS!!!
Gavin Kirkland: ALEXIS CHAMBERS JUST SLID IN THE RING AND HIT HARPER LEE WITH THE SUPERKICK! Harper took Alexis out earlier in the match by hitting her in the face with that toolbox, and now Alexis just got some revenge, BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO HIT MIKU SAKAI WITH THE SAME MOVE!
Stew-O: IT DOESN’T CONNECT THOUGH! MIKU SAKAI MOVES OUT OF THE WAY, AND SHE PUSHES ALEXIS CHAMBERS INTO THE CORNER KNOWING THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLES ARE THERE!
Gavin Kirkland: ALEXIS MANAGES TO RUN UP TO THE TOP THOUGH, AND SHE JUMPS OVER MIKU SAKAI BEFORE LANDING ON HER FEET! MIKU SAKAI NOW TURNING AROUND, AND SHE’S MET WITH A KICK TO THE LEG BY ALEXIS! MIKU SAKAI DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE, AND NOW ALEXIS CHAMBERS RUNS THE ROPES! FOH-
Stew-O: NIGHT NIGHT!!! MIKU SAKAI ONCE AGAIN CONNECTS WITH THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER, THIS TIME CATCHING ALEXIS CHAMBERS WITH IT OUT OF NOWHERE! ALEXIS CHAMBERS WAS SETTING UP FOR THE FOH, BUT MIKU MANAGED TO INTERCEPT IT! MIKU GOING FOR THE COV-
Persephone: :oh: ANDREA VALENTINE JUST HIT MIKU IN SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER FROM THE TOOLBOX! Miku Sakai’s head was pretty much caved in by that hammer, and now Andrea Valentine pulls Alexis up! It feels like I’ve said this a thousand times now, but I think the match is finally about to end this time!
Stew-O: ATOMIC BLONDE!!! ANDREA CONNECTS WITH THE ATOMIC BLONDE ON ALEXIS CHAMBERS, AND NOW SHE GOES FOR THE COVER! THIS MATCH IS OVER, IT HAS TO BE OVER AFTER THAT! ANDREA VALENTINE’S GOING TO PAIN FOR PRIDE!
Referee: OOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: RAVEN ROBERTS BREAKS IT UP! RAVEN ROBERTS BREAKS UP THE PIN AND STOPS ANDREA VALENTINE FROM MAKING IT TO PAIN FOR PRIDE! Andrea Valentine can’t believe it! Alexis Chambers received both the Night Night from Miku Sakai and the Atomic Blonde from Andrea! The match was definitely about to end just now, but thanks to Raven Roberts, the same woman that originally eliminated her from the Grand Rampage, this match is going to continue! Andrea hasn’t won just yet!
Persephone: Wow. Raven just gives me more reasons to hate her every day.
Stew-O: ANDREA VALENTINE SENDS HERSELF AND RAVEN ROBERTS OUTSIDE OF THE RING! Andrea Valentine is all over Raven Roberts, and as expected Andrea is furious! She thought she had the match won and rightfully so, but once again Raven stopped her! RAVEN TURNS IT AROUND THOUGH, AND NOW IT’S RAVEN THAT’S ON TOP OF ANDREA VALENTINE! BOTH ELITISTS ARE PUNCHING AWAY AT EACH OTHER AND DOING WHAT THEY CAN TO TAKE EACH OTHER OUT, AND NOW ANDREA MANAGES TO PUSH RAVEN OFF OF HER BEFORE GETTING BACK UP TO HER FEET! Andrea has an idea judging by the look in her eyes, AND NOW SHE CHARGES AT RAVEN!
Gavin Kirkland: ANDREA VALENTINE GRABS RAVEN AND RAMS HER INTO THE NO WAY OUT CELL! BOTH ELITISTS GO CRASHING INTO THE MAIN CELL, AND IT SHOULD’VE BEEN THE SMALLER CELL THEY CRASHED INTO, BUT THAT’S HARPER’S CELL WHICH WOULDN’T LOWER EARLIER IN THE MATCH!
(As both Andrea and Raven fall after colliding with the prison bars, and just seconds later creaking is heard.)
Stew-O: Um…. Guys? Harper’s cell.. Andrea and Raven are still under it…
Gavin Kirkland: Oh no… NO NO NO! SOMEONE NEEDS TO RAISE THE MAIN CELL AND LET ME IN! I CAN SAVE THEM, JUST LET ME IN-
(SNAP!)
(CRASH!!!)
Persephone: YESS!!!! YESS!!!!! FINALLY :blessed:!!!!
Stew-O: OH MY GOD!!!! THE CHAIN ON THE CELL SNAPPED, AND THE CELL JUST DROPPED DOWN ONTO ANDREA AND RAVEN!
Persephone: :blessed:!!!
Gavin Kirkland: ANDREA AND RAVEN COULD BE DEAD :mjcry:!!!!
Persephone: :blessed:!!!
(The crowd is in shock as the cell is on top of both Andrea Valentine and Raven Roberts, having dropped from 20 feet in the air.)
Stew-O: Andrea Valentine and Raven Roberts have been destroying one another this entire match, and after Raven stopped Andrea from winning just now Andrea had enough! In the end sending Raven into the main cell was a huge mistake, as that cell that Harper was stuck in earlier finally collapsed, dropping down onto both women!
Gavin Kirkland: All four of the women inside of the ring are getting back up, and this has pretty much become a fatal four way! There’s no chance of Andrea Valentine or Raven Roberts making it back into this match :mjcry:. MS. EXTREME AND ALEXIS CHAMBERS GO AFTER EACH OTHER, AND AT THE SAME TIME HARPER LEE AND MIKU SAKAI BEGIN TO TRADE LEFTS AND RIGHTS! THERE’S FOUR COMPETITORS LEFT HERE, AND THEY’RE DOING EVERYTHING THEY CAN TO WIN TONIGHT!
Stew-O: ALEXIS CHAMBERS IS GETTING THE UPPER HAND OVER MS. EXTREME, BUT MS. EXTREME IS QUICKLY ABLE TO TURN THAT AROUND WITH A SPINNING KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! Ms. Extreme quickly picks up the kendo stick that was brought into the ring ages ago, AND SHE SWINGS IT AT ALEXIS, BUT ALEXIS JUST BARELY MANAGES TO CATCH IT BEFORE KICKING MS. EXTREME IN THE STOMACH! ALEXIS NOW, SWINGING THE KENDO STICK INTO CAMILLE’S STOMACH! It looks like Alexis has gotten the upper hand over Camille, AND NOW THERE’S ANOTHER SHOT WITH THE KENDO STICK!
Gavin Kirkland: MIKU SAKAI AND HARPER LEE ARE ONCE AGAIN GOING BACK AND FORTH, AND MIKU JUST TRIED TO CLAW AT HARPER’S EYES WITH “FEEL THY WRATH”, BUT HARPER CAUGHT HER HANDS BEFORE DELIVERING THE RED SKULL! THE HEADBUTT CONNECTS, AND BOTH HARPER AND MIKU ARE LEFT ON SPAGHETTI LEGS!
Stew-O: HARPER IS ABLE TO RECOVER FROM IT THOUGH, AS SHE GOES TO DELIVER ANOTHER STRIKE, BUT MIKU IS ABLE TO DUCK UNDER IT BEFORE GRABBING HARPER FROM BEHIND! MIKU NOW, TRYING TO PUSH HARPER FACE FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLES!!
Persephone: BUT HARPER TURNS IT AROUND AND SENDS MIKU INTO THE STEEL, BEFORE DELIVERING HOUSE OF BALLOONS!
Stew-O: NO! THE HOUSE OF BALLOONS DOESN’T CONNECT! MIKU MANAGES TO HOLD ONTO THE ROPES AND FORCE HARPER TO FALL OFF OF HER, AND AS SOON AS HARPER GETS BACK UP AND CHARGES IN AGAIN, MIKU DELIVERS A BACK ELBOW TO THE JAW! Harper Lee stumbles away from the corner, BUT MIKU SAKAI PULLS HER INTO AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY, SENDING HARPER INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLES! Harper Lee is pretty much done for, and now Miku Sakai is climbing up to the top rope to finish the job!
Gavin Kirkland: SKYFALL!!!! MIKU SAKAI GOES FOR THE DIVING CORKSCREW CUTTER!!!
Stew-O: AND IT DOESN’T CONNECT!!!!! HARPER LEE MOVED BACK, AND INSTEAD DELIVERED A HUGE JUMPING KNEE TO THE BACK OF MIKU’S HEAD JUST AS SHE WAS ABOUT TO CONNECT WITH THE CUTTER! Miku Sakai might have been knocked unconscious by that knee, AND NOW I THINK HARPER’S LOOKING TO FINISH THE JOB, AS SHE CONNECTS WITH SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR! THE ARM TRAPPED CURB STOMP CONNECTS THIS TIME, AND THAT’S GOTTA BE IT! MIKU SAKAI’S OUT OF THIS ONE, WE HAVE A NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NOT YET WE DON’T!!! ALEXIS CHAMBERS JUST WHACKED HARPER IN THE BACK WITH THE SAME KENDO STICK SHE USED TO TAKE OUT MS. EXTREME! HARPER IMMEDIATELY DROPPING TO THE MAT, AND ALEXIS CONTINUES REPEATEDLY SLAMMING THE KENDO STICK DOWN ONTO HER SPINE! HARPER CLEARLY DIDN’T SEE THIS COMING, AND NOW SHE’S TRYING TO ESCAPE THIS ATTACK BY ALEXIS!
Persephone: Come on.. This match should’ve been over by now! Why does Alexis Chambers always have to ruin everything!? This match was seconds away from ending, but now Alexis is destroying Harper with that kendo stick!
Stew-O: OH MY GOD, WAIT A SECOND! HARPER JUST GRABBED THE HAMMER THAT ANDREA VALENTINE USED, AND SHE JUST SMASHED IT ONTO ALEXIS’ FOOT! ALEXIS CHAMBERS IS FORCED TO LET GO OF THE KENDO STICK AS SHE IMMEDIATELY GRABS HER FOOT IN PAIN, AND NOW HARPER’S ABLE TO CAPITALIZE AS-
Gavin Kirkland: CODE RED!!! MS. EXTREME WITH A MODIFIED VERSION OF THE SUNSET FLIP BOMB, SENDING HARPER LEE CRASHING INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLES!! HARPER LEE IS OUT OF IT, AND NOW MS. EXTREME KICKS ALEXIS CHAMBERS IN THE MIDSECTION BEFORE PULLING HER INTO THE FRONT FACELOCK! TWIST OF FATE!!! THE TWIST OF FATE CONNECTS ON ALEXIS CHAMBERS!
Persephone: Please tell me this match is finally about to end.
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme is climbing up to the top rope… But as she looks at Alexis Chambers and then looks behind her, I think she just got another idea!
Stew-O: MS. EXTREME CLIMBS UP ONTO THE EMPTY CELL BEHIND HER, AND IF WHAT I THINK SHE’S GOING FOR WORKS, THEN THERE’S NO DOUBT THAT THIS MATCH IS OVER! ALEXIS CHAMBERS HASN’T MOVED AT ALL AFTER ALL THE DAMAGE SHE’S TAKEN IN THIS MATCH, AND NOW MS. EXTREME DIVES!! A BLIND FURY!!!
Gavin Kirkland: IT CONNECTS!!!! A BLIND FURY CONNECTS ON ALEXIS CHAMBERS FROM THE TOP OF THE HOLDING CELL, AND NOW MS. EXTREME QUICKLY PULLS HERSELF ON TOP OF ALEXIS!!!!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Referee: TTTTHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen…. HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP…. MIISSSSSSS EEEXXXXXTTRREEEMMMEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: What a match! These six Elitists have been through hell tonight, and in the end Ms. Extreme managed to capture the victory and find herself in the main event of Pain for Pride! Ms. Extreme is going to be facing Darcy May Morgan for the Universal Women’s Championship!
Gavin Kirkland: That sounds like an amazing main event! Camille versus Darcy for the Universal Women’s Championship! Now if you’d excuse me, I need to get my tissues.
Persephone: ….
Gavin Kirkland: :whoa: It’s not what you think this time! Andrea Valentine AND Raven Roberts were crushed by that cell, I still haven’t gotten over that :mjcry:.
Persephone: Well, at least Raven didn’t win. At least something positive happened tonight.
Stew-O: Congratulations Ms. Extreme, who now has a huge opportunity on her hands at Pain for Pride!
(‘The Joker’ begins to play once again, and the crowd pretty much explodes after seeing Ms. Extreme capture the victory. Ms. Extreme stays on the mat for a few seconds, still trying to recover, before finally getting back up and actually processing the victory. She’s still covered in blood and is barely able to stand, much like all of the other competitors in the match, but she has her hand raised and has a smile on her face knowing that she’ll be competing for the Universal Women’s Championship in the main event of Pain for Pride. Ms. Extreme continues celebrating the victory on her own, as the camera finally fades away from ringside.)
(The camera cuts back to the ring as we pan over the thousands jam packed inside the Cairo International Stadium before “It Has Begun” by Starset hits as the crowd erupts with a chorus of boos. Xavier Williams slowly makes his way through the curtain with an almost emotionless look across his face, standing on the stage soaking in everything being thrown his way by the crowd before slowly making his way down to the ring.)
Gina Romano: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome at this time… XAVIER WIIIILLLIIIAAAMSSSS!!
Eve: You had to wonder how long it was going to be before we started to see the signs of the person that this man used to be. There was a time where this man was arguably the most hated person in this entire business; doing almost unimaginable things in his quest to be the one thing that he claims, or well claimed to be. He spent a year trying to prove that he wasn’t that man. That he had managed to break free from the shackles of what he professed held him back, but everything came to the surface after he was clean swept by Jack Ripley at Grand Rampage.
Gavin Kirkland: Do you know what’s actually important about that entire night? Yeah, Xavier lost. Everyone in this business is going to lose, but who was the person that was able to walk out of that arena under their own strength? That man. It was like watching an old, beaten down phoenix burn away to nothing more than ash before being reborn anew.
Deadprez: He made short work of Strawberry Steve on Showdown; as Eve said, showing signs of the wrestler that once stood at the very top of this business. It’s going to be extremely interesting to see what Xavier has to say while given the opportunity.
(Xavier makes his way up onto the apron and enters the ring, being given the microphone by Gina Romano before he exits. He stands in the middle of the ring as “It Has Begun” fades out and he wants for the crowd to quiet down before beginning to speak.)
Xavier Williams: I was told that I wasn’t needed here tonight. I was told that I was able to sit at home and watch as this company had the opportunity to compete in front of thousands packed inside this stadium and the millions sitting at home watching as we travelled down that road that leads us to Pain for Pride. I remember as this season began, being drafted back onto Showdown and having the intention of helping. I didn’t know what I was going to have to do or what I was going to need to do; I just knew that I was willing to do anything in order to help elevate the brand back into a light that it’s been without for a really long time. I would put a smile on my face and find any way possible to be content with whatever was placed in my way; telling myself that the time would come where this place would give back something for everything that I had given it. That there would be a light at the end of the tunnel for all the times that I’ve had to lower myself to the level of those who hold less talent throughout their entire body than I do in my little finger and try to create this idea that they hold more talent that they really do. All while being forced to listen to the same constant talk. You’re past it, Xavier. You’re not the wrestler that you used to be. It’s time to walk off into that sunset and accept that you’re never going to reach the same heights that you once did, before cutting them down and proving that the future that we’re meant to believe in on Showdown isn’t as bright as we had hoped. But, I put myself through that willingly because I cared about this brand. I was willing to give myself less than I deserved for this idea that it was going to create something greater for Showdown as a whole. I was willing to take the constant disrespect on the chin because I trusted a process that’s meant to help create greatness. I was willing to watch opportunities that I deserved fall into the hands of those who consistently proved they weren’t good enough because I trusted a process that was meant to help turn Showdown into everything that it not only could be, but should be. I even forced Ryan Wilson out of power over this brand to help open doors for the names that were considered to be held back by his tyranny. But, what has actually changed with Ryan Wilson out of power?
(Xavier grits his teeth as he slightly drops his head.)
Xavier Williams: I put my trust in a process that didn’t help elevate this brand and instead allowed it to continue to crumble. This brand used to be the epitome of ELITE Answers WRESTLING, and whether anyone is willing to admit it or not – it’s allowed itself to become an afterthought. Showdown tonight becomes the first brand in EAW history to not have a sanctioned match at an interbranded event, while the rest of this company is given the chance to put their front foot forward and charge towards the biggest event of the year. It gets to the point where you begin to question whether any of it was worth it. You find yourself asking what was the point? What’s the point in caring about something that obviously doesn’t care about itself? What’s the point in caring about something that doesn’t care about you? Eighteen months back into this company and not one opportunity to compete for a championship. You openly talk about wanting competition and this brand puts fucking Strawberry Steve in front of you and you’re expected to be happy about it. Grand Rampage proved one thing; it’s about putting my faith back into Xavier Williams. It’s about caring for the things that truly matter, and at this point it all really comes down to three things. Xavier Williams, McKenzie Williams… and, well –
(The hint of a smile crosses the face of Xavier Williams as…. “Eye of the Tiger” by New Found Glory begins to play, and with a small smirk forming on her face as she looks down into the ring, Harlow Reichert walks out to a buzzing crowd.)
Gavin Kirkland: THICCLOW!!! Fair warning: I could tear through the front of these pants at literally any moment; Harlow’s still as thicc as ever and I’m as hard as-
Eve: ENOUGH! What’s really concerning here is what does this really have to do with Harlow? I mean, it goes without saying that Harlow’s relationship with Xavier has been a rollercoaster to say the least – after their Pain for Pride match last year, Harlow made it no secret that she felt it caused a problem between them and that it made her question everything about Xavier’s intentions. He took time off her career, and she might’ve gotten herself together after the injury, but now this? …I don’t know what to say.
(Harlow comes down the ramp to enter the ring, having retrieved a microphone before making her way up the steps and through the ropes where Xavier greets her with a smile. He walks over to meet and he immediately takes her hand with his free one, bringing her over to the middle of the ring as the two have small off-mic conversation of their own, but it’s needless to say that Xavier looks happy to have her with him at his side. Harlow takes a moment to look around the arena after releasing Xavier’s hand, letting the reaction settle in as the crowd watches on, no doubt expecting some explanation for all this.)
Harlow Reichert: This is probably something that almost no one was expecting. Me and Xavier have had our ups and downs – Pain for Pride last year, especially, was something that really caught me off guard. I wasn’t shy at all about letting people know how I felt about being put on the sidelines – it wasn’t something I expected, least of all from this man in the ring with me. But while it might’ve taken some time upon coming back, I felt like I’d been starting to work my way back up and was able to finally start focusing on what mattered: me. I was back in the ring, competing – even challenging for the Universal Women’s Championship in something as insane like Red Wallz and leaving from there knowing that I brought all I could to the table. I was defeating former World Champions, I was taking steps in my career that needed to be taken for me to get where I wanted to be and yet, there was still always something that wanted to try to take away from all that. Whether it was Ryan Wilson’s insane agenda to put Xavier on the sidelines and leaving everyone but himself to be accused, Andrea Valentine deciding to cost me a reign as Specialists Champion, or the fact that Showdown was simply just becoming an utter mess as the weeks went by – there was no denying that there was plenty that needed to be addressed. But maybe the biggest of those is Showdown itself.
Harlow Reichert: Just look at what’s gone on this season, and not even just with me. The mess with Alissa Brady was one of the most talked-about things this brand had going for it, Ronan Malosi was able to actually get his name in the books as an Interwire Champion, Jack Ripley finally got his World Title reign and decided to head out to other brands saying he was seeking out competition because he felt there was none on Showdown – how was Showdown allowed to become this? But just like Xavier said: what’s the point in caring about something that doesn’t care about itself? People can say that it’s in recovery, hope that things will turn out for the better – but the way we see it, the two of us are way past that and we’re focusing on ourselves like we need to. We’ve each had our ups and downs personally and professionally, but all it takes is one look around to notice that, really, we’ve got to be looking out for ourselves and our success. There’s really no doubt as to whether I should’ve been a champion again – I had the Specialists Title won back at Road to Redemption but Andrea proved herself to be a mess that couldn’t stand to see me succeed, and when I think about something like that, and having lost to Jack, it’s all just a reminder that I need to forge my own path. The only difference is that I’m willing to do that with Xavier because the truth of the matter is that he’s right, and it took having to see him go through all he did to know that.
Harlow Reichert: Don’t for a second think that I’m not thinking for myself or that I’m just following after him like some lost dog. I’ve definitely thought this over and it’s exactly what’s needed. What Xavier showed when he went after Jack back at Grand Rampage was an edge that’s needed, an attitude that people aren’t going to be able to deny is going to bring change – not just for him but for me. I’m willing to go down this road with him hand in hand because I’m committed to a real cause and I know that we’re both going to have each other’s best interest in mind. See, I refuse to let the PURE Championship be my ceiling when I’ve shown that I do so much more, be so much more, and I was doing that when I was proving myself as World Title contender that can be even better than some of these most recent champions. What I know is that I need to take that next step – wins were one thing, but this? This going to be something entirely on a whole new level that’s going to take Showdown – and EAW – by storm, and there’s no one who can say they’re ready for that. This isn’t some meltdown you’ve all seen like from Andrea, I’m not complaining about a lack of opportunities or a lack competition when I can tell you right now that there was no one match what I can truly do to begin with – I’m out to be the greatest and I’m willing to take matters into my own hands. This is about separating ourselves from the rest of the pack – as easy as it is – and looking up and down the roster, this going to be something that we’re going to be able to do practically uncontested. But if to get to where I know I’m going means stepping outside the lines, not following along like some good little girl like everyone expects – I’m willing to go there.
Harlow Reichert: The two of us? We’re going to go out and take what’s ours regardless of who likes it or not, regardless of whoever’s dumb enough to stand in our way because we’re done watching people waste opportunities. It’s people like Strawberry Steve getting thrown at people like Xavier or anyone with half a brain on this roster that could be considered even slightly capable competition, and being expected to just go along with it as if it’ll be a challenge. What I’m saying is that we’re beyond whatever people expect of Showdown these days, we’re beyond so much of the so-called “competition” that people expect and I can honestly say that while Showdown may be an afterthought now, but that’s what the two of us are going to prove that we won’t be. We’re not going to be silent, we’re not just gonna play along and do as we’re told – this about us making our stand and making it known that we’re not putting with the low-quality standards that people around here seem far too comfortable meeting. We’re done watching people go out and just disgrace themselves when we know we could oh-so-much better, no question. What’s coming everyone’s way on Showdown is something that only the two of us could bring, something that only the two of us are capable of doing – and that’s just going to mean absolute hell for everyone else. What we’ve got in store? Trust me when I say, that you all haven’t seen anything yet.
(“Eye of the Tiger” starts up again, with the crowd booing Harlow as she drops her microphone to turn back to Xavier, the two of them taking each other’s hands with grins on their faces despite the jeering audience, who certainly didn’t expect or want to see someone like Harlow join Xavier’s side in something like this. As a woman who’s been through so much and shared her journey with the EAW fans, thinking to see her as anyone other than who they’d come to know her as over the season and prior is something they’re not taking well to.)
Deadprez: Harlow just sided with Xavier, making declarations for taking over and taking what they want, how they want! But surely, this can’t be how Harlow truly wants to go about things when we’ve seen things so great from someone so wonderful?!
Gavin Kirkland: And what’s not to love about a woman who’ll stand by her man’s side, with the both of them knowing they’re the best and ready to dominate the world?! I don’t know what you’re complaining for – a feisty, no holds barred Thicclow Reichert is just what the world was begging for in times like these! And do I need to get into how lucky Xavier is?! Look at that woman! LOOK AT HER!
Eve: I don’t know – but Harlow definitely has some legit claims to feeling the way she does! She was cheated out of becoming Specialists Champion, she’s had to pull herself back up, and it’s been like she’s seen her season associated with drama that she didn’t ask for. When people feel like they’re not moving in their careers for one reason or another, people take steps for better or for worse regardless of anyone else’s opinions – knowing Harlow and what she can already bring to the table, I’m sure this is something that’s going to get the attention of everyone as the weeks go on!
Deadprez: Sure, we know that about Harlow and what she can do, but add that onto Xavier Williams and what we saw out of him?! These two could end up seeing their way to exactly what they want just like they said – and who’s going to be the ones to stop them?! This is not what we saw coming from both of them, but with the statements Xavier has made and what he’s done, I’m sure they’ll be taking everyone they come across by surprise!
(Harlow and Xavier pay no attention to the booing crowd, the two of them fully focused on each other as they lean into each other, Xavier leaning down to kiss Harlow as if it’s simply the two of them in the arena. No one else matters, and neither does anyone else’s feelings, that much as clear as the two of them make their way out the ring with them exiting out through the ropes. Walking up the ramp side by side, the two of them make it to the stage with knowing looks on their faces – only they truly know what’s coming next, and it’s simply up to everyone else to be as prepared as they can be. On the faces of Xavier and Harlow, the scene fades.)
(Battle of Egypt takes a quick break, showing a PSA of Elitists getting vaccinated as the world tries to return to normal.)
(The camera pans to the center of the ring where Voltage’s own Bella Braxton stands with mic in hand after the match graphic is shown.)
Bella Braxton: The Following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: SUQUT WAHID!!!!!
(Translation: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!)
Bella Braxton: And it is for the National Elite Championship!!!!!!!!
(The crowd cheers loudly)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, The challenger! He hails from Pawtucket, Rhode Island! Weighing in at 210 pounds! “THE GOAT” AHREN FOURNIER!!!!!!!!!!
(How You Like That by BLACKPINK starts to play throughout the arena as Ahren Fournier slowly walks out with umbrella in hand and a mask that looks like Anubis instead of his traditional plague one. Jennipurr is seen draped in Egyptian gold and jewelry like a Queen, laying on a soft lavender and gold silk pillow and surrounded by two beefy Egyptian Pharaoh Royal Guards. Ahren kisses his Jennipurr before heading toward the ring alone, pointing to the fans with his umbrella as the boo him out of the building.)
James Peters: Ahren Fournier, The GOAT! The Hall of Famer! He gets his shot at the National Elite Championship and talk about some bad blood between these two men, this is going to be a war! I think we are all glad of the condition with Jennipurr, she seems to be fine after the horrific accident that knocked her cold from the director’s chair on Voltage.
Rich Russillo: I think everyone is breathing a sigh of relief, thank Steroid Dawg too for fanning her. It certainly is going to be a war and Ahren has his sights set on the National Elite Championship to add to his hall of fame resume, but he is going up against a champion that has been en fuego since the start of the Season, and this match could definitely steal the show.
Persephone: Does he really have his cat drenched in gold and jewelry? Surrounded by two huge Egyptian hunks? I get the protection but come on. That cat gets more attention from Ahren than Rex gets from Raven which is why we need to be together.
(Ahren makes his way into the ring, climbing to the second rope, pointing again at the crowd before taking off his mask, The GOAT starts to laugh as he prepares for TLA, his music dies down, and it is replaced by ‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’ by Tupac, the crowd begins to cheer.)
Bella Braxton: His opponent is the current EAW National Elite Champion! Residing from The Poon Palace in Miami, Florida! Weighing in at 210 pounds! LA PANTERA SEXUAL….. TLA!!!!!!!!!
(The crowd cheers loudly as TLA comes walking out surrounded by beautiful Egyptian Poons dressed up in all gold, wearing half masks, showing off their bodies, TLA is draped in all Gold too, like a Mexican King Tut. Steroid Dawg is with him, standing at the entrance directly across from Jennipurr and her beefy Pharaoh Guards. TLA struts down to the ring holding the National Elite Championship while Ahren Fournier looks on.)
Rich Russillo: TLA is T.U.T. tonight, look at him all decked out with the gorgeous Poons and Steroid Dawg! TLA is oozing confidence and rightfully so! He has a huge defense tonight, Ahren is not a happy man after what happened to Jennipurr!
James Peters: We haven’t seen him this driven and determined since his World Title match against SOSA Henderson last year, and now we know he is willing to do whatever it takes to get the title, and TLA has been probably the hottest wrestler on the Voltage roster all season. This match is going to be good!
Persephone: These animals are getting the royal treatment, where is my man to pamper me!? Oh, wait he was already in the opening match.
Rich Russillo: Well I could….
Persephone: Ugh… gross.
(TLA gets in the ring, standing right in the middle holding up the National Elite Championship as the referee checks both competitors and Ahren wastes no time attacking TLA from behind as he hasn’t even taken his jacket off as the referee quickly rings the bell for the match to begin!)
(DING!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
James Peters: Ahren Fournier wasting absolutely no time and attacking TLA at the outset of the match! Look at Ahren, viciously kicking and stomping on TLA! Grabbing the National Elite Championship, HE IS ABOUT TO USE IT AS A WEAPON… NO! THE REFEREE TAKES IT AWAY FROM HIM! Ahren turns around furious risky a disqualification! He turns back, grabbing TLA and ripping his jacket off!
(Ahren starts to whip the back of TLA with the jacket.)
Rich Russillo: He is trying to tear the hide off TLA! Whipping him consistently while the referee disposes of the National Elite Championship! Ahren us relentless right now, throwing the jacket to the side! , grabbing TLA… GUTWRENCH SUPLEX! He got all that but isn’t going for the cover! Ahren picks him up by the hair, Irish Whip to the turnbuckle! Ahren charges in… NO! TLA was able to get up the boot! Ahren ran into it at full speed and looks dazed, TLA OUT OF THE CORNER WITHY A MEXICAN UPPERCUT!
Persephone: What the hell is a Mexican Uppercut?
Rich Russillo: Well, it is like a European one but…. Oh, never mind!
(Ahren looks a little dazed, TLA scoops him up for a huge body slam, Ahren arches his back in pain, getting back up and TLA runs against the ropes…)
James Peters: HUGE BACK ELBOW! Ahren Fournier took it all in the chin! He is back up to his fee though, TLA hooks Ahren, Suplex! NO! Ahren falls behind him, rolls up TLA for the pin!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: We couldn’t be so lucky. Kick out after one. I want to see the dog and cat wrestle instead, after the first match, I just feel like everything else is subpar. So boring.
James Peters: And PETA get called on us again!? No thanks! TLA is back up to his feet, swings, no it is blocked by Ahren, who swings with his own fist but TLA blocks that attempt too! SLAP! TLA WITH THE OTHER HAND JUST BITCHSLAPPED AHREN WHO IS STUMBLING BACK SOME…. TLA WITH A CLOTHESLINE! AHREN IS DOWN, HE IS BACK TO HIS FEET, DROPKICK AND AHREN FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE HITTING HARD ON THE FLOOR! The referee is about to make the count, wait TLA is telling him no, shaking his head, he starts to RUN ACROSS THE ROPES, AHREN IS UP… SUICIDE PLANCHA ON AHREN FOURNIER AND IT THROWS HIM RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE!
Rich Russillo: All risk and all reward for TLA but he isn’t done! He wants Ahren in the ring, grabbing him by the hair and throwing him back into the ring, TLA now jumps back on the apron, climbing to the top rope, Ahren is down… MOONSAULT ON AHREN FOURNIER HOOKING THE LEG!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: Of course, he is kicking out, this ugly thing isn’t just “The GOAT”, he looks like a GOAT.
(TLA gets right back up to his feet, waiting for Ahren to get up, as he does, TLA hooks the front face lock, but Ahren quickly rams him into the turnbuckle…)
James Peters: Ahren desperately trying to cut off this momentum of TLA, ramming him shoulder first into the turnbuckle! Ahren is not delivering shoulder thrust to the midsection after shoulder thrust on TLA, whipping him into the opposite corner, NO! TLA SPRINGBOARDS OFF WITH A CLOTHESLINE TAKING AHREN DOWN! TLA has been in control in most of this match so far!
Rich Russillo: He really has! Ahren took the early advantage attacking him before the bell, both Steroid Dawg and those Egyptian Poons, along with Jennipurr and the hunky Egyptian guards are looking on! TLA stalks Ahren is back up to his feet, scooping him up for a slam, NO! Ahren floats over, hooks the waist, RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX ON TLA! HE FOLDED HIM LIKE AN ACCORDIAN! Ahren is still recovering from the onslaught he took, back up to his feet, he is stomping away at TLA, dropping to his knees, he is starting to choke him out blatantly!
1!
2!
3!
4!
(… Ahren releases right before the count of five. He then proceeds to use closed fists, wailing away on TLA as again the referee is about to administer the count but Ahren breaks it.)
Referee: (Off Mic) Keep it up Ahren and I will disqualify you!
Ahren Fournier: (Off Mic) Up yours bih!
Persephone: The referee needs to stop getting in the way of this match and just let them fight, if he wants to choke TLA to death than let’s do it, it’s Egypt, nobody cares!
James Peters: I’m sure the fans care, and TLA looks like has a busted lip, Ahren is not taking any prisoners now, picking up TLA, dragging him to the ropes, laying his chest and neck across the second rope, Ahren sprints across, jumping and dropping the leg draped over TLA! The whiplash was pretty rough on that and TLA is on the mat! Ahren bouncing off the ropes with a vicious corkscrew elbow demanding a count!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: You’re not pinning TLA like that not even if you’re a Poon. Dude, just finish this guy already, we need to just end this show so I can go see how Rex is doing, WHY did he have to be the first match, I have absolutely NOTHING to look forward too anymore tonight!
Rich Russillo: Ahren is being methodical here, slowly breaking down TLA, it is smart, TLA is one of the toughest hombres in the business, he is not one that is going down lightly, which is why Ahren’s strategy is sound, take him and wear the Champion down, then go in for the kill, this is what makes Ahren Fournier a Hall of Famer.
James Peters: It’s true, now he is working on the leg, wrapping up TLA into a half crab, turning him over, trying to ground the Champion and right now TLA is in a lot of pain but listen to his Egyptian crowd really showing the support for TLA!
The Crowd: TLA!!!!!!!!!!!! TLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(TLA looks to be in a lot of pain, trying to reach the ropes but Ahren has him in the middle of the ring wrenching back, TLA though is using his strength to drag Ahren toward the ropes, reaching over.)
Rich Russillo: TLA is using that upper body strength to reach over, he is trying his hardest to grab the ropes as Ahren is doing his best to keep him grounded, yet TLA is reaching…. He had a hold of the ropes! Ahren is not happy as the referee is administering the count!
1!
2!
3!
4!
(Ahren breaks it, getting in front of the referee who stands his ground, he then turns, grabs TLA back up to his feet, folds his leg for a knee breaker…)
James Peters: Going for a Knee Breaker but TLA with a few open palm strikes to the face of Ahren! He let’s go, stumbling back some as TLA hobbles a little, Ahren turns RIGHT INTO AN ENZINGUIRI BY TLA! AHREN IS STUNNED! HE LOOKS WOBBLY! HE HOISTS AHREN IN THE AIR… A VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT! HE GOT ALL OF THAT AS AHREN IS FLAT ON HIS BACK, TLA RUNNING AGAINST THE ROPES… A LEON-SAULT ON AHREN HOOKING THE LEGS FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THR…..
Persephone: If TLA was fat, this match would have been over, basically Raven Roberts.
Rich Russillo: The scoop from the one and only Persephone. TLA isn’t wasting any time here, he knows that Ahren Fournier right now is stunned, he is climbing the top rope, and is this really a good idea considering he has taken some damage to the leg!? He is up waiting as Ahren is back to his feet…. FLYING BODYPRESS AND HE LANDS…. NO AHREN REVFERSES IT HOOKING THE TIGHTS FOR LEVERAGE! e is
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THR….
Persephone: PULL THEM HARDER! WE NEED TO SEE ASS TO GET THE PIN! DAMN IT!
James Peters: TLA is back up, Ahren is up as well, Ahren with a right, No! TLA blocks it, SWAG SHOT! WHAT A SLAP AND I THINK AHREN IS SPAGHETTI LEGGED, HE IS STUMBLING BACK AND TLA HOOKS HIM FOR A RELEASE TIGER SUPLEX! AHREN IS IN ALL KIDNS OF TROUBLE NOW AS TLA POINTS TO THE EGYPTIAN POONS AND STEROID DAWG, JENNIPURR IS WATCHING IN HORROR WITH HER BEEFY MEN! TLA SETTING UP AHREN FOR THE MEXICAN DESTROYER! NO! AHREN FLIPS TLA OVER BUT HE LANDS ON HIS FEET! AHREN TURNS, TLA KICKS HIM IN THE GUT! HE GOES FOR ANOTHER MEXICAN DESTROYER!
Rich Russillo: AHREN FLIPS HIM OVER AGAIN, TLA LANDS ON HIS FEET…. THE CLIMAX BY FOURNIER! THAT STUNNED TLA, HE PICKS HIM UP AND HITS A JUMPING PILEDRIVER! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE…..
Persephone: Damn it…. TLA with a shoulder up.
Rich Russillo: Showing his resiliency, TLA was able to sneak out that shoulder and Ahren is in disbelief right now! He is not taking a breather, grabbing TLA, hits him with a couple of forearms, TLA is pushed against the ropes, Ahren backs up, CLOTHESLINE SENDING BOTH MEN OVER THE TOP ROPE! TLA gets the worse of it, Ahren is back up, he grabs his Umbrella from the outside, the referee is jumping out of the ring and warning him not to use it!
Referee: (Off Mic) PUT THE DAMN UMBRELLA DOWN OR I AM DISQUALIFYING YOU!
Ahren Fournier: (Off Mic) There is a leak from the roof, it was to keep us dry, bih!
Referee: (Off Mic) PUT IT DOWN NOW OR I AM ENDING THIS MATCH!
Ahren Fournier: (Off Mic) I hate you.
(Ahren feigns putting the umbrella down, the referee turns to get back in the ring and….)
WHACK!!!!!
(Ahren slams the umbrella across the back of TLA who drops to his knees in pain, Ahren disposes of the umbrella quickly just as the referee turns around. Ahren tries to look innocent.)
James Peters: Ahren using underhanded tricks right now as the referee’s attention was elsewhere and he is now grabbing TLA, slamming his head on the apron, and whipping him into the guardrail! The referee is looking to start a count but Ahren quickly rolls in and rolls back out, laughing at the very annoyed official. Ahren takes TLA again, this time WHIPPING HIM INTO THE STAIRS! TLA HIT THE KNEE HARD AND FLIPPED OVER THE STAIRS! AHREN COULD GET DISQUALIFIED FOR THIS BUT INSTEAD HE ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING TO BREAK THE COUNT!
Rich Russillo: Ahren had a plan, you have to be impressed with how he has handled TLA so far. Rolling back out, he knows that you cannot win the National Elite Championship through count-out. He picks up TLA and rolls him back into the ring, TLA is slowly getting to his knees… wait, Ahren sees an opening… STAR STRUCK AND HE HIT ALL OF IT! TLA IS DOWN AND AHREN DROPS FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE…..
Persephone: Of course, he kicks out, he’s TLA, La Panterrrrra Sexual. Whatever. This match is totally boring, why couldn’t they wrestle in a cinematic Pyramid match with mummies and flesh-eating scarab beetles!? And why does it smell so bad around here!?
Rich Russillo: It’s not me, maybe it is whatever Showdown’s Gavin Kirkland left behind.
Persephone: So gross… he’s so nasty, he reminds me of a skinny Xander Payne.
James Peters: Yeah… no. TLA is able to kick out much to the surprise of Ahren Fournier! He is back up to his feet, dragging TLA to the middle of the ring, and he is trying to hook that half crab again but TLA is able to flip Ahren over! Ahren is up, TLA is trying to get up but Fournier is on him pounding away once again with fists! He hoists TLA to his feet, locks in, snap suplex! That was textbook and now Ahren climbing to the second rope, LEG DROP! Again, Ahren trying to dissect TLA, the longer the match goes the better it is for Ahren Fournier!
Rich Russillo: Ahren is not going for the cover, instead he is punishing TLA, grinding his forearm across his face, he sits TLA, runs against the ropes, STIFF KICK TO THE MIDDLE OF THE BACK! TLA is hurting all over, Fournier is definitely picking his spots, lifting him up to his feet, an Irish Whip to the corner, Ahren charges in, TLA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND AHREN CRASHES SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL POST! This could be the turning point of the match that TLA was looking for! Ahren is backing up holding the shoulder, TLA hooks him from behind, his bad shoulder, ONE WINGED ANGEL SUPLEX ON AHREN! He lands hard on the shoulder!
James Peters: TLA needs to capitalize here! Ahren is in a world of hurt right now! He slowly waits as Ahren gets up, CARTEL KICK! AHREN DROPS TO THE MAT AND TLA IS LOOKING UP AT THE TOP ROPE AGAIN! WHAT IS HE DOING!? THE CROWD IN CAIRO IS GOING CRAZY AS TLA IS UP TO THE TOP…. 420!!!!!
Rich Russillo: HE HIT THE 420!!!!
Persephone: YES! THIS ONE IS OVER!!!!
(TLA hooks the leg as the crowd counts with the referee!)
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Persephone: I hate this match, how did Ahren kick out!?
Rich Russillo: Ahren Fournier still very much alive in this match, he is doing whatever he can to get stay in it, TLA has done some damage here, the shoulder especially but Ahren was able to get out of it!
(TLA looks at the referee holding up three fingers, the official waves it off and holds up two.)
James Peters: We are now getting to the point of the match, almost at the 15-minute mark where these two men are starting to tire out, and it is only a matter of time before one of them makes a mistake and costs them! TLA is not going to wait for Ahren to get back up, he gets the challenger back to his feet, runs against the ropes, AR15! NO! AHREN DUCKS! TLA TURNS INTO A KICK TO THE GUT INTO A SITDOWN DOUBLE ARM POWERBOMB! WE MAY HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE….
Persephone: He kicks out again!? I give up! This totally should have been in a pyramid! Somebody please get mummified!
Rich Russillo: TLA was able to kick out right before the count of three! Ahren slams the mat, he is hurt, grabbing TLA’s hand, GET FUCKED! THE FINGER BREAKER! TLA IS IN A LOT OF PAIN AND HE IS HOLDING HIS HAND, TURNIGN AROUND RIGHT INTO ANOTHER THE CLIMAX! THE RIPCORD KNEE AND TLA IS WOBBLY ON HIS FEET, AHREN….. WAIT….. HE SPRINTS AGAINST THE ROPES…. PROTECT YA NECK!!!!
James Peters: NO! TLA DUCKS AT THE LAST SECOND…. CARTEL KICK BY TLA! AHREN WAS CAUGHT WITH THAT! HE FALLS TO THE MATS AND TLA JUMPS ON THE SECOND ROPE, MOONSAULT… NO! AHREN IS ABLE TO GET HIS KNEES UP! TLA LOOKS TO BE OUT OD BREATH…. AHREN UP… FLOATING DDT! THAT HAS TO BE IT! AHREN WITH THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE….
Persephone: I think it’s TLA and not his dog that is on steroids. He kicked out again!
Rich Russillo: There is no giving up with TLA! He is down but Ahren is starting to wonder what he has to do in order to take away the National Elite Championship from him! Ahren is up to his feet, stalking his prey as TLA is doing his best to get right back. Ahren runs against the ropes, STORYBOOK ENDI… NO! TLA DODGES THAT, HE GOES FOR A VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT! NO! AHREN WITH A FINGER EYE POKE TO TLA AND THE REFEREE DIDN’T SEE IT! KICKING TLA IN THE MIDSECTION…. HE RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES… STORYBOOK ENDING!
James Peters: STORYBOOK ENDING CONENCTS! THE CURB STOMP AND WE HAVE A NEW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!
Persephone: FINALLY!
(Ahren drops down and hooks the leg for the cover laughing…)
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Persephone: I…. I just can’t…… TLA WITH THE SHOUDLER UP!?
Crowd: TLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: TLA WAS ABLE TO KICK OUT! HE WAS ABLE TO CONTINUE THIS MATCH AND SAVE HIS NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN! WHAT UNBELEIVABLE GRIT AND DETERMINATION! LOOK AT AHREN! HE IS IN DISBELIEF!
(Ahren looks wide-eyed, he can’t believe that TLA kicked out of one of his finishers. Ahren is back up to his feet, TLA is slowly getting back up to his fours, Ahren screaming at the referee slapping his hands fast together for a better count.)
Rich Russillo: TLA is back up, on his fours, Ahren sees blood in the water! He runs toward the ropes, going for the Storybook Ending again, TLA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY, AHREN STUMBLES FORWARD, TLA FROM BEHIND WITH THE ZIG ZAG! AHREN IS DOWN AND TLA IS TRYING TO CLIMB THE TOP ROPE! HE IS HURT, HE ISDETERMINED AND THIS IS WHY VOLTAGE LOVES HIM!
Persephone: I don’t. Only Rex.
James Peters: The fans here have been getting a treat with this match, TLA, WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO…. THE BURNOUT! TLA JUST HIT THE CORKSCREW 360 SENTON!
Persephone: Please let this be it!
Rich Russillo: TLA IS GOING TO RETAIN WITH THE BURNOUT AND HE HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Persephone: I think I’m going to be sick. Ahren Fournier kicked out!? HOW!? WHY!?
Rich Russillo: AHREN FOURNIER LIKE TLA WILL NOT BE DENIED HERE TONIGHT! HE WILL: NOT GO DOWN TO LA PANTERA SEXUAL HERE IN EGYPT! TLA IS NOW THE ONE THAT CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED! HE IS IN SHOCK AND AWE!
(TLA again looks at the referee to be reassured that it wasn’t a three count. The referee shakes his head again, showing two fingers as TLA starts to clap, getting up slowly and waiting as Ahren is using the ropes to lift himself back up.)
James Peters: TLA is back up to his feet, and now Ahren with the help from the ropes is back up, these two men staring at each other and they are meeting in the middle of the ring, face to face forehead to forehead, barely able to stand and showing what a battle this has been as the crowd here in Cairo erupt in cheers!
Rich Russillo: This stare down, they are practically holding each other up and look at them, we cannot hear what is being said but TLA with a hard right! Ahren with a hard right! TLA with another, Ahren responds! TLA hits one again, this stuns Ahren, who stumbles back, TLA again with a forearm that backs up Ahren! A kick by Ahren, SWINGING NECKBREAKER…. NO! TLA TWISTS AND GRABS HIM FOR A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX, NO! AHREN WITH A HEADBUTT! TLA IS STUNNED! AHREN BACKS UP, HE GOES FOR ANOTHER KNEE, TLA SIDESTEPS, AHREN INTO A HURRICARANA FOR THE PIN!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE…………
Persephone: Ahren kicks out! I don’t want to say that again!
James Peters: WE ARE AT THE 20 MINUTE MARK AND HOW MUCH MORE DO THESE TWO MEN HAVE LEFT! THEY ARE ON FUMES! AHREN CAN BARELY STAND, TLA RUNS UP, ANOTHER ENZINGUIRI, NO! AHREN DUCKS, TLA HITS HARD ON THE MAT! AHREN WITH THE CALL TO ARMS! THE ARMBREAKER AND TLA IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS AHREN PULLS BACK! WE COULD HAVE A SUBMISSION HERE!
Rich Russillo: TLA IS IN TROUBLE AND AHREN CONTINUES TO PULL THE ARM BACK! BUT NO! TLA IS ABLE TO GET HIS LEGS UNDER HIM, ROLLING UP AHREN FOR A PIN!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: AHREN KICKS OUT AND LET’S GO OF THE ARMBREAKER! TLA IS ROLLING IN THE RING HURT, AHREN SEESD THIS! HE IS KICKING AND STOMPING ON THE ARM, AHREN GOING FOR THE CALL TO ARMS AGAIN, NO! TLA REVERSES AND HE TRIES HIS OWN VERSION OF THE MOVE CROSSED PATHS BUT AHREN IS FIGHTING OUT!
(Meanwhile Jennipurr jumps off her silk pillow and walks toward the Egyptian Poons and Steroid Dawg. The Beefy Egyptian Pharaoh Royal Guards follow Jennipurr, she starts to rub all over Steroid Dawg who looks a bit surprised by this.)
Persephone: The cat is hitting on the dog, that is more entertaining than this match.
James Peters: Ahren is trying to stop TLA from hooking that Armbreaker… wait…..
(Jennipurr continues to rub on Steroid Dawg who is panting, looking around when suddenly Jennipurr SCRATCHES Steroid Dawg in the face and starts to run toward the ring! Steroid Dawg breaks free from the Egyptian Poons even dragging one of them down the ramp before she lets go!)
Rich Russillo: What the hell is going on here!? Jennipurr scratched Steroid Dawg and she is running for dear life toward ringside! Steroid Dawg is in hot pursuit!
James Peters: TLA and Ahren are in the middle of this incredible match and they both stop, looking at the commotion.
Ahren Fournier: (Off Mic) JENNIPURR!!!!!!!!!?????????
Jennipurr: MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!
(Translation: I’m making a distraction to save your ass! Kick him in the balls!)
Ahren Fournier: :drakelike:
(TLA sees what is happening also, the referee’s attention is on the animals running around ringside, Steroid Dawg has almost caught up to Jennipurr)
Steroid Dawg: WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
(Translation: Puta!)
Referee: (Off Mic) What the hell is going on here, control these animals!
(The Beefy Egyptian Guards are able to get in the way, but Steroid Dawg practically runs them over, Jennipurr jumps in the arms of the Egyptian Poons as all kinds of ruckus is happening outside the ring, the referee gets out to try and break it up, TLA is preoccupied looking at what is going on, breaking the hold.)
Rich Russillo: All the commotion going on has become a hindrance here and TLA was about to lock in The Crossed Paths on Ahren! He has broken it up in concern for his Steroid Dawg as Ahren is slowly getting up… wait….
Persephone: YES!!!!!
James Peters: AHREN FOURNIER WIITH A LOW BLOW FROM BEHIND ON TLA!!! THE REFEREE IS OUTSIDE THE RING AND TLA IS STUNNED! AHREN IS NOW RUNNING TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING, BOUNCING OFF…. PROTECT YA NECK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO!!!!!!!!!!! RANDOM ACTS OF VIOLENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TERRY CHAMBERS CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND CUT AHREN OFF AT THE PASS AND TOOK OFF HIS HEAD WITH THE CLAYMORE KICK!!!! AFTER THEIR CONFRONTATION EARLIER, TERRY COMES OUT TO SAVE HIS CORONA HOMBRE!
James Peters: TERRY PICKS UP AHREN AS TLA IS STARTING TO RECOVER AND THROWS HIM AT TLA WHO QUICKLY HITS A MEXICAN DESTROYER! TERRY CHAMBERS ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AS HE GRABS THE REFEREE AND THROWS HIM IN! TLA IS ON TOP OF AHREN FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Bella Braxton: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AND STILL THE EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION…. LA PANTERA SEXUAL….. TLA!!!!!
(TLA rolls off Ahren and stares up at the lights as ‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’ by Tupac plays throughout the arena much to the cheering and pleasure of the Egyptian fans. Terry Chambers rolls back into the ring and helps his Mexican brother up, they hug as he holds TLA’s arm up in the air in victory as Jennipurr jumps in the ring and lies on Ahren popping at his chest with her paw.)
Jennipurr: MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!
(Translation: Get up, you’re embarrassing me.)
James Peters: WHAT A MATCH! These two men put there all in this contest for 25 minutes and they put themselves through hell, but as some Elitists have said in the past, things come full circle and the bad blood between Terry Chambers and Ahren Fournier from after Territorial Invasion and beyond definitely played a part here tonight. The animals were going wild, provided a distraction and we all thought Ahren was about to talk the head off TLA after the low blow, but Terry Chambers came in with the Random Act of Violence which had so much behind it especially with Ahren running at full speed toward it, the Mexican Destroyer finished it, and TLA is still your National Elite Champion heading into Pain for Pride!
Rich Russillo: This match showed just how determined and talented these two men are, they fought for everything to get the title, and now TLA heads into Pain For Pride as the Champion, but we will see who steps up next for the challenge and how Ahren responds to this, I doubt he is going to allow this to go unpunished. For now, this is TLA’s night in part to his friend, the Corona Hombres will be partying in Cairo tonight.
James Peters: Terry Chambers said earlier in the night that Ahren wasn’t worth his time, but it looks like he changed his mind and got revenge after Ahren’s hardh words earlier!
Persephone: I can’t believe I am going to say this, Thank You Terry Chambers. Now come on, let’s get on with this show so I can get back to the hotel and check on my Rexy.
(TLA and Terry Chambers continue to celebrate, Steroid Dawg is in the ring with them now along with the hot Egyptian Poons, but Terry keeps his distance as to not piss off Consuelo and get his ass kicked. Ahren slowly stirs as Jennipurr continues to give him a tongue lashing, the big beefy Egyptian Pharoah Guards drag him out of the ring and help him out while the celebration continues.)
(The camera fades backstage, and immediately the crowd begins booing as Drake King is seen preparing for his upcoming match against the Visual Prophet. He doesn’t look too happy after hearing Malcolm Jones’ words about finding another Pain for Pride opponent if Drake refuses to use his Grand Rampage win. If his match against the Visual Prophet wasn’t enough for him to worry about, now New Eden’s plan to stop Voltage from having a main event seems to be slowly falling apart.)
Drake King: (mumbling to himself) Malcolm doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Voltage can’t have a main event, they lost that right in the Grand Rampage match. Malcolm doesn’t deserve to compete in the main event of Pain for Pride, and now he doesn’t have the opportunity to. Who would he even find just a month away from Pain for Pride-
???: Drake.
(Drake immediately looks up as he recognizes the voice, and Drake just shakes his head before turning around to the Voltage Commissioner, Captain Charisma approaching him. It’s no secret that New Eden has had their issues with Captain Charisma over the past few months, and Drake looks anything but happy to see the Commissioner before his upcoming match. Drake continues preparing for his match as he begins to speak.)
Drake King: What do you want? Are you here to finally apologize?
Captain Charisma: :skip: Apologize for what?
Drake King: You know what. You’ve been against New Eden ever since we joined forces back at King of Elite! You’ve done everything in your power to silence us just because we don’t share the same selfish views you do. So, are you here to apologize, or not?
Captain Charisma: :wtf: You guys have been terrorizing Elitists at random since February, including Elitists that aren’t even on Voltage. You and Myles’ matches against the Visual Prophet and SOSA Henderson are only happening because YOU guys chose to attack them. SOSA didn’t even get to compete in the Grand Rampage because of New Eden.
Drake King: I’m failing to see the problem with that.
(Captain Charisma sighs.)
Captain Charisma: You know what? That’s not why I’m here. I’m here to talk about your Grand Rampage win.
Drake King: New Eden’s.
Captain Charisma: Whatever. Yours, New Eden’s, doesn’t matter. Now, I’m sure you were watching Malcolm Jones’ match against Rex McAllister, so you did hear what he said after the match, right?
Drake King: All that stuff about how he’d defend his Championship against anyone at Pain for Pride just so he gets the big paycheck? Yeah, of course I did, and it’s unbelievable knowing someone like that is actually able to get what he wants whenever he wants all because you won’t do anything about his actions. So… That’s why you’re here, right? To say that Malcolm Jones is wrong and that there actually won’t be a Voltage main event at Pain for Pride this year?
Captain Charisma: … No. I’m here for the opposite, actually.
Drake King: :comeagain:
Captain Charisma: Drake, you guys have been trying to ruin Voltage for weeks. In fact, not just Voltage, but you guys ended up going to other brands and interfering with other people as well. The Visual Prophet, SOSA Henderson, none of them deserved to be taken out but you guys just don’t stop. It’s something new with you guys every single week. From the constant complaining, to all of the unwarranted attacks, and Drake this has been going on with you even before New Eden was a thing. You tried to boycott the King of Elite for no good reason, and now look at you. Doing nearly the exact same thing with the Grand Rampage match AND Pain for Pride. You’ve been making it your mission to ruin everything EAW’s been built on for years, and Drake I don’t know if you’ve realized this yet but people don’t want to see this place change. Not in the same way you do, at least. You’re talented. You, Myles, Minerva, you all are, but look at what you’re doing with your talent. Instead of putting your talents together to try and succeed, you’re doing stuff like this. You won the Grand Rampage match from the number one spot. You did what a lot of people could only dream of doing, and now you’re trying to throw it away JUST so Malcolm Jones can’t main event Pain for Pride?
Drake King: Yes.
Captain Charisma: :francis:
Drake King: Malcolm Jones doesn’t deserve to main event Pain for Pride. Honestly, after the way the people on this brand have behaved and after the way YOU ran Voltage this past season, Voltage as a whole doesn’t deserve a Pain for Pride main event. This is your fault, to be honest. You keep calling it complaining but for as long as New Eden’s been around we’ve constantly had to keep righting your wrongs. We had to keep telling you how to run your own show, because clearly you don’t know how to do it. Just look at where the EAW Championship has been this season. Rex McAllister, SOSA Henderson, Terry Chambers, and now Malcolm Jones. Every new Champion has been just as if not even more undeserving than the last, and you want that Championship to be in a headlining match at the show? You want a Championship held by people like that to be in a main event match at the biggest show of the year, a show that’ll be watched worldwide? You don’t know what’s good for this brand, and that’s why we have to do this stuff. All of it could’ve been avoided if you just listened, but you didn’t. I’m not giving you what you want. Malcolm Jones isn’t main eventing Pain for Pride.
Captain Charisma: That’s where you’re wrong. Maybe against you he won’t main event Pain for Pride, but Malcolm Jones is still going to compete in a headlining match. There’s going to be an EAW Championship match at Pain for Pride.
(Drake pauses for a moment, and he looks disappointed hearing Captain Charisma pretty much repeat what Malcolm said earlier in the night.)
Drake King: Wait… So you’re agreeing with Malcolm? You’re just gonna replace me?
Captain Charisma: No, I’m giving you a choice. Either you compete in the EAW Championship match at Pain for Pride, or you don’t and we find someone else. But if you refuse to compete, you and the rest of New Eden can take a 60 day suspension and not have to worry about Pain for Pride at all.
Drake King: :comeagain:!!!
(Drake can’t believe what he’s hearing. If he doesn’t compete in the Pain for Pride main event, New Eden will be suspended for two months, stopping them from having any effect on Pain for Pride and from the Draft Show that is always held after Pain for Pride.)
Drake King: WHAT!? No no no. New Eden won the Grand Rampage match, so that’s supposed to give us the option to choose what World Champion we want to face, right?
Captain Charisma: Right.
Drake King: Well I don’t want to face ANY World Champion!
Captain Charisma: Then you’re suspended, effectively immediately after Battle of Egypt. Viz and SOSA deserve their chance to get even, and I’m not going to take away from them.
Drake King: You can’t do that!
Captain Charisma: I just did.
Drake King: :wtf: How is that fair at all!? You’re abusing your power!
Captain Charisma: The only thing that’s unfair is you trying to rob the entire world of an EAW Championship match at Pain for Pride. Malcolm Jones doesn’t deserve to miss Pain for Pride because of New Eden’s antics, so make your choice soon. Take the match, or take the suspension.
(Drake is speechless, and finally Captain Charisma walks away from the area. As Drake thinks about his two options, he becomes furious knowing that neither one of them is what New Eden wanted. Knowing that there’s nothing he can really do about it, Drake storms off from the area, and finally the camera begins to fade away from ringside.)
(Battle of Egypt comes back from commercial break as the next match graphic flashes on the screen to thunderous cheers from the crowd)
(The crowd cheers loudly as from there Stephie Love is seen at the center of the ring. She has a smile on her face as she begins to speak)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following is for the NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crowd: AJWNWKNWOQNAIANWKWNEIENEKENEENEKSNS
Stephie Love: Originally intended to be a Gauntlet match, this is now an ELIMINATION CHAMPIONSHIP SCRAMBLE MATCH! And the rules are as follows. Two competitors start this match, at a designated time another competitor will enter into the match. This will go until all 10 competitors are in this match! Eliminations will only occur via pinfall or submission as this will be NO DISQUALIFICATION! And the last man standing will become your new NEW BREED CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘GATTI’ by JACKBOYS & Pop Smoke blasts through the speakers of the arena to a loud pop from the crowd as Andre Walker makes his way out to the stage with a smirk on his face. He has the New Breed Championship on his shoulder as he takes it and raises it high in the air before making his way down the ramp and towards the ring)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 205 pounds… HE IS THE NEW BREED CHAMPION… THE NOTORIOUS… ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And you already know why Andre is as motivated as ever headed into this match. He has the chance to be the longest reigning New Breed Champion in Elite Answers Wrestling history. And do you expect him to let up so easily because of it in a Championship defense that could determine his fate? Definitely not.
Flannery McCoy: But at the same time, it’s not going to be such an easy task. Veena Adams put him up against 9 other competitors confirming it at Grand Rampage not letting him break the record so easily. So as much as he’d want to keep his title reign in tact, I’m sure the other people in this match could say otherwise. But we’re talking about Andre Walker here, he’s not like any other person. We’ll just see how this goes.
Jake Mercer: Sure there’s a possibility that he could break the record for longest reigning New Breed Champion. But could he break Woogieman’s record for longest reigning Champion of all time with his BBB run?! That’s what I thought, he may be Andre Walker, but he no Woogieman!
(Andre makes his way around the ring as he jumps up onto the apron and climbs up to the top rope. He looks towards his title before once again raising it in the air to the cheers of the crowd. Andre drops down as he circles around before finding himself in his corner as he begins to get ready. Andre looking at his title before handing it to the ref as ‘GATTI’ fades out)
Stew-O: Now the question is, who will be joining Andre to start off this match?
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(‘The Only Thing They Fear is You’ by Mick Gordon plays up as the crowd comes unglued with deafening boos)
Flannery McCoy: Oh no.
(None other than Ryan Wilson is making his way out to the stage with a big smirk on his face as he points towards Andre in the ring with a bright look on his face. He makes a Championship gesture around his waist with a smirk before making his way down the ramp and towards the ring)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Montréal, Québec, Canada… weighing in at 220 pounds… THE ARCHITECT… RYAN WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And you already know who Ryan Wilson is. Seeming to be more motivated than ever if there was one person who could endanger Andre’s title reign tonight, it’s this man.
Flannery McCoy: These past few weeks Ryan has put in the work and showed that he’s no push over. And what better to prove that then by winning the New Breed Championship tonight! That’s no easy task, but Ryan has showed that he’s prepared for it no matter what it takes.
Jake Mercer: I don’t watch Showdown, is he still the General Manager.
Stew-O: :comeagain:
Jake Mercer: Don’t give me that. I’m not Xander, atleast I focus on the brand that I’m on.
(Ryan slides into the ring as he makes his way towards the center of the ring. He looks out to the crowd before climbing up to the top turnbuckle. Ryan soaks in the loud boos from the crowd before jumping off and circling the ring and headed towards his corner as he gets ready with a straight look on his face. ‘The Only Thing They Fear is You’ fading out as the ref after a while, finally signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go! What should be a very intense Gauntlet match for the New Breed Championship is officially underway! Both Andre and Ryan are right out of the gate knowing that they’re going to be in for a long match as time goes on! AS RYAN ALREADY RUNS TOWARDS RYAN AND SENDS A BOOT TOWARDS HIS FACE! Andre is sent back towards the corner as Ryan is right on the attack! AS HE RUNS TOWARDS ANDRE AND SENDS ANOTHER BOOT TOWARDS HIS FACE! RYAN MEANS BUSINESS TONIGHT!
Flannery McCoy: Andre is definitely feeling the pressure in the early going as he grabs the ropes trying to keep himself upright. Ryan is not letting him breathe though as he grabs him by his arm and sends him towards the ropes with an Irish whip! BEFORE GOING FOR A DROPKICK TOWARDS ANDRE! But it’s Andre that manages to grab onto the ropes as Ryan falls flat onto the ground! Ryan grabbing his gut in pain as he’s dragging himself up to a seated position. BUT BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING ELSE ANDRE SENDS A PENALTY KICK TOWARDS THE FACE OF RYAN!
Jake Mercer: Ryan dropping down to the ground but instantly rolling over to the ropes to get himself up to his feet. BUT IT’S ANDRE RUNNING TOWARDS RYAN AS HE SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE! Ryan managing to land on the apron as Andre attempts to grab at him. BUT RYAN GRABS HIM BY HIS HEAD AS HE DRAGS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE APRON WITH HIM!
Stew-O: Andre quickly getting up to his feet as he focuses his attention back on Ryan. BUT RYAN RUNNING TOWARDS HIM AS HE GRABS HIM AND SLAMS HIM SPINE FIRST AGAINST THE RINGPOST! Andre crumbling down onto the ringside area as Ryan isn’t done, jumping off the apron and making his way towards Andre. AS HE GRABS HIM NOW AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE! You can see the pain on Andre’s face, but I don’t think Ryan is done just yet. AS HE GRABS HIM AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE A SECOND TIME!
Flannery McCoy: Andre managing to keep himself upright as he’s retreating away from Ryan now. Andre leaning against the apron as Ryan turns around and makes his way towards him. BUT IT’S ANDRE THAT GRABS RYAN BY HIS HEAD AND SLAMS HIM AGAINST THE EDGE OF THE APRON HEAD FIRST! Ryan stumbles back and falls against the apron but is already running towards him. But it’s Andre that rolls him back into the ring and jumps up onto the apron! AS HE WAITS FOR HIM TO GET UP TO HIS FEET AND LAUNCHES OFF THE ROPES TAKING RYAN DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE!
Jake Mercer: WAIT! WAIT! RYAN ALREADY CATCHING THE SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH! ANDRE IS TAKEN DOWN TO THE GROUND AS RYAN QUICKLY DROPS DOWN AND GOES FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT! COULD WE ALREADY CONFIRM THERE TO BE A NEW CHAMPION BY THE END OF THE NIGHT?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: BUT ANDRE KICKS OUT OF THE PIN ATTEMPT!
Flannery McCoy: Ryan sitting up knowing it’s going to take a lot more to keep Andre down especially since he’s dead set on beating the record! Ryan bringing himself up to his feet as he grabs Andre by his hair and brings him up as well. But it’s Andre that attempts to fight back, sending an uppercut towards the jaw of Ryan! Ryan forced to let go as he stumbles back but is right back on the attack making his way towards him. But Andre steps forward and sends a forearm smash to his face this time to keep him at bay! Ryan clearly getting pissed off as he refocuses his attention back on Andre, BEFORE SENDING A LARIAT TOWARDS HIS FACE! BUT IT’S ANDRE THAT DUCKS UNDER AND GRABS RYAN’S ARM AS HE TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE!
Jake Mercer: Ryan is taken down to the mat as Andre isn’t done. AS HE FOLLOWS UP RUNNING TOWARDS HIM AND DROPPING DOWN ONTO HIM WITH A BIG STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS! That took all the air out of Ryan’s body as he’s attempting to get up to his feet gasping for air. BUT IT’S ANDRE THAT GRABS HIM AND LIFTS HIM UP TO THE AIR BEFORE TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A WHEELBARROW FACEBUSTER!
Stew-O: Ryan grabbing his face as he’s clearly perplexed, but all he needs to know is the fact that Andre has managed to turn the tables in his favor! VAndre quickly grabbing him as he throws him towards the ropes, BEFORE GOING FOR A SPINNING KICK TOWARDS HIS GUT! But Ryan manages to push it away just barely. BUT IT’S ANDRE THAT SPINS AROUND AND TAKES RYAN DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE!
Flannery McCoy: Andre stumbling backwards as he makes his way up to the top turnbuckle. He doesn’t have much time to spare as I think he knows Ryan is going to be up any second. BUT IT’S TOO LATE AS RYAN MAKES HIS WAY TOWARDS HIM AND KICKS THE TOP TURNBUCKLE FORCING HIM OFF THE TOP AND TO THE CANVAS! Ryan has the advantage now as he brings him up to his feet, BEFORE GRABBING HIM AND DROPPING HIM INTO A FISHERMAN’S SUPLEX! SEAMLESSLY TRANSITIONING INTO A PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO-
Jake Mercer: ANDRE GETS THE SHOULDER UP ONCE AGAIN!
Stew-O: Andre is in a tough predicament as Ryan is on the offense now. Ryan quickly pushing away as he gets up to his feet, GOING FOR A RUNNING ELBOW SMASH TOWARDS THE FACE OF ANDRE! But Andre barely ducks under it, AS HE SENDS A KICK TOWARDS THE GUT OF RYAN! Ryan stumbling back to make sure that nothing happens.
Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S ANDRE THAT RUNS TOWARDS RYAN AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH GRIMSEVER! BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TAKES RYAN DOWN TO THE GROUND! BUT HE DOESN’T HAVE MUCH TIME EITHER!
(Andre is forced to collapse down to the ground in exhaustion as he takes deep breaths. Trying to make his way over to Ryan to hook the leg but at the same time…)
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BUZZ!!!
(‘Fire Storm A’ by Herman’s Langschwert & Wolfgang Killian blasts through the speakers of the arena to thunderous boos from the crowd)
Jake Mercer: AND HERE COMES THE CALVARY! ANDRE IS GOING TO HAVE A LOT ON HIS HANDS AS RONAN FREDERICK MALOSI IS UP NEXT!
(Andre is frozen as he looks down at Ryan before looking up at Ronan Malosi making his way out to the stage. Despite the animosity between the two members of Chained Fury it’s clear that they’re going to use the numbers to their advantage as Ronan smirks before running down the ramp and towards the ring)
Stew-O: AND RONAN IS NOT WASTING ANY TIME SLIDING INTO THE RING AND STOMPING DOWN ON THE FACE OF ANDRE! Ronan is slamming lefts and rights into the face of the New Breed Champion as Ryan can only look up from his seated position with the biggest smirk on his face knowing the opportunity presents itself to get the Champion out of the match and weaken the odds!
Flannery McCoy: Ryan is joining in but Andre is already rolling out of the ring knowing the trouble that he’s in! Both Ryan and Ronan are making their way out of the ring as Andre is trying his best to make sure that they both don’t get a hold of him. AS ANDRE NAILS RONAN IN THE FACE WITH A SUPERKICK! Ronan is sent back as Andre attempts to grab ahold of Ryan. BUT IT’S RYAN THAT GRABS HIM BEFORE HE CAN DO THAT AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE EDGE OF OUR BROADCASTING BOOTH! Ryan isn’t done as he grabs Andre. AND SLAMS HIM ONTO THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE WITH A BIG BACK SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: Ryan is barking orders now as Ronan grabs a chair and drags it out from under the apron as that does not look good. Andre is slowly getting up as Ronan readies the chair, AND LOOKS TO SLAM IT ONTO THE SKULL OF ANDRE! But Andre manages to grab it and push it away. BUT NOT BEFORE RYAN BOOTS ANDRE IN THE FACE! Andre stumbling back against the barricade. AS HE GRABS RYAN BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING ELSE AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE NOW!
Stew-O: BUT RONAN WITH VERTIGO! SPINNING BACK SUPLEX DROPS ANDRE DOWN TO THE GROUND AS HE USES THE NUMBERS TO HIS ADVANTAGE!
(Ronan makes his way over to Ryan as he helps him up to his feet. Ryan is stunned but quickly makes his way over to Andre to roll him into the ring. Andre is limp as they both realize that if there was a chance to take him out, it’s now)
Flannery McCoy: Ryan bringing up Andre as he sends him towards the ropes with an Irish whip. Both members of Chained Fury are looking to finish him off. AS THEY SET HIM UP FOR CHAIN REACTION! FLAPJACK INTO CHAOS THEORY!
Jake Mercer: WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! RONAN TURNS RYAN AROUND AND GOES FOR DEATH-RO! TO HIS OWN TEAMMATE!
Stew-O: BUT RYAN EXPECTED IT AS HE JUMPS UP INTO THE AIR BEFORE RONAN CAN GRAB HIM AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH! CHAINED FURY HAS EXPLODED BEFORE OUR VERY EYES!
(Ronan is down on the ground as he barely stirs as he looks up to Ryan. Ryan is yelling down at him as he shakes his head in frustration)
Flannery McCoy: AS RYAN IS STOMPING DOWN ON RONAN NOW! RONAN IS TRYING TO BLOCK AS MANY SHOTS AS HE CAN BUT RYAN IS FURIOUS AT HIS FORMER BROTHER-IN-ARMS! IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME AFTER THE EVENTS OF SHOWDOWN AND THIS GAUNTLET MATCH WAS EXACTLY WHERE IT HAPPENED!
Jake Mercer: Ronan shoves Ryan away as he stumbles up to his feet. AS RYAN GOES FOR CHAOS THEORY! JUMPING CUTTER!
Stew-O: But Ronan manages to shove him away! Ronan grabbing him, AS HE TAKES RYAN DOWN TO THE MAT WITH THE WIDOWMAKER! INVERTED KNEELING POWERSLAM BY RONAN TAKES RYAN DOWN TO THE MAT!
(Ronan is spreading his arms out in pure confidence as the crowd continues to shower boos down on him. He has a smirk on his face knowing that he’s managed to take Ryan down, but it doesn’t seem apparent that he knows that’s only half the battle)
Ronan Malosi: (Off-Mic) :krabs:!!!
Flannery McCoy: ANDRE WALKER FROM BEHIND AS HE SPLASHES WATER ALL OVER RONAN!
Jake Mercer: :noah: That was my water bottle.
Stew-O: RONAN IS STUNNED AS HE ATTEMPTS A GUT KICK! BUT ANDRE JUST GRABBED HIS LEG AND TRIPS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! HE JUST LOCKED IN THE ANKLE LOCK! ANKLE LOCK LOCKED IN!
Flannery McCoy: RONAN’S WORST FEAR AS HE’S SCREAMING IN AGONY AND PAIN! NO WAY HE’S ABOUT TO TAP OUT TO THIS AGAIN LIKE DURING GRAND RAMPAGE! RONAN IS CRAWLING FOR DEAR LIFE AS ANDRE IS CONTINUOUSLY DRAGGING HIM BACK TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING!
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Jake Mercer: RONAN SLIPS OFF HIS SHOE! RONAN ROLLING UP TO HIS FEET! AS HE GOES RIGHT FOR ANDRE!
Stew-O: BUT HE RUNS RIGHT INTO MIC DROP! MIC DROP! RYAN BARELY MANAGING TO RECOVER AND SET HIM UP BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH THE SMALL PACKAGE DRIVER! RYAN TRANSITIONING RIGHT INTO THE PIN AS THE REF SLIDES DOWN TO BEGIN THE COUNT! NOT LIKE THIS!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE-
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EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stephie Love: RONAN MALOSI HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!
(Ryan rolls up to a knee as he has the biggest grin on his face. Laughing down at Ronan who’s rolled out of the ring by officials. He looks up at the one man that continuously has stood in his way, Andre Walker. Ryan’s face turns cold as he brings himself up to his feet and begins to circle around the ring, as Andre does the same. Taking their time as the clock begins to dwindle down, awaiting the next entrant to enter the match)
10…9…8…7…6… 5…4…3…2…1…
BUZZ!!!
(‘Happy Song’ by Bring Me The Horizon plays up to loud boos from the crowd once again as Jordan Payne nonchalantly makes his way out to the ring. He has a cigarette in his mouth as he looks around at the crowd before tossing it away and running down the ramp and to the ring)
Flannery McCoy: And here comes Dynasty’s Jordan Payne! AS HE BREAKS UP THE TENSION SLIDING IN AND TAKING ANDRE DOWN WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS! Mind you the Champion has a big target on his back as they for sure don’t want him to win the match!
Jake Mercer: And Ryan is just minding his business as Jordan completely unloads on Andre! Jordan brings Andre up to his feet as he sends him towards the ropes. But Andre manages to grab onto the top as he lands on the apron! Andre leaping off the ropes, AS HE GOES FOR A SPRINGBOARD MOVE! BUT IT’S JORDAN THAT STEPS FORWARD AND KICKS AT THE TOP ROPE FORCING ANDRE TO TUMBLE OFF THE ROPES AND TO RINGSIDE!
Stew-O: RYAN RUNNING IN THOUGH AS HE CLOBBERS JORDAN WITH A FOREARM STRIKE TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! Jordan is taken down to the ground as Ryan grabs him. But it’s Jordan with an elbow to his gut! Ryan is stunned as Jordan has a hold of him now. BEFORE THROWING HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! ‘
Flannery McCoy: Jordan jumping over the top rope and onto the apron as he waits for Andre to get up now. BEFORE RUNNING OFF THE TOP ROPE AND GOING FOR A HURRICANRANA TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! But Andre manages to keep him up on his shoulders! That’s not a good position for Jordan to be in as Andre directs himself towards the ring. BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A POWERBOMB SLAMMING JORDAN’S SPINE ONTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON! AS ANDRE ROLLS HIM BACK INTO THE RING AND HOOKS THE LEG! GOING FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT HERE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT JORDAN KICKS OUT!
Stew-O: Andre back up to his feet as he brings up Jordan. BUT RYAN IS BACK IN THE MATCH AS HE GRABS ANDRE BY HIS ARM AND PULLS HIM IN TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A CALF KICK! Andre is down on the ground as Jordan is still staggering on his feet, AS RYAN PULLS HIM IN AND POPS HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS DROPPING JORDAN DOWN TO THE GROUND! Jordan taken down to the mat as he rolls out of the ring, Ryan is cleaning house right now as he drags Andre up to his feet. BEFORE SENDING HIM TO THE ROPES AS HE TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT ONCE AGAIN WITH A VICIOUS CLOTHESLINE!
Flannery McCoy: Ryan showing exactly why he should be New Breed Champion as he brings Andre up again and throws him over the top. Andre managing to keep himself on the apron though as Ryan makes his way over. BUT ANDRE WITH A ROPE ASSISTED ENZUIGIRI! Andre attempting to enter back into the ring, but Jordan has a hold of his leg as he attempts to pull him off and to the ringside area. But Andre kicking with his free leg as he turns around, BEFORE LEAPING OFF THE ROPES AS HE TAKES JORDAN DOWN WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT OFF THE APRON!
Jake Mercer: Andre sliding back into the ring, BUT RYAN RUNS OVER AND SENDS A KNEE STRIKE TOWARDS THE HEAD OF ANDRE! With Andre dips under as he pulls himself up to his feet, AS HE LEAPS UP AND TAKES RYAN DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A PELE KICK TOWARDS THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! Ryan is in pain as Andre runs to the ropes while he makes an attempt to get up. AS ANDRE LEAPS OFF THE ROPES AND THIS TIME WITH A MOONSAULT AS HE GRABS RYAN AND DROPS HIM DOWN WITH A REVERSE DDT! WHAT A MOVE AS HE HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: BUT IT’S A KICK OUT BY RYAN!
Flannery McCoy: Both men are clearly out of breath as Andre is slowly pulling himself up to his feet, taking his time knowing he has some leeway at the moment. BUT NOT FOR LONG AS JORDAN SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING AND KNOCKS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A CLOSED FIST! Ryan making an attempt to drag himself back up to his feet, BUT JORDAN GRABS HIM BEFORE HE CAN AND DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX ON HIS NECK! Jordan isn’t playing any games as he knows that both competitors are suffering from fatigue. Andre falling against the ropes, but Jordan grabs him as he sends him into the corner. BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A HIGH KNEE TO THE SKULL OF THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!
Jake Mercer: Jordan turning around and making his way towards Ryan. BUT RYAN JUST RAKED THE EYES! Whatever it takes to win as Jordan retreats away. IT’S TOO LATE THOUGH AS RYAN RUNS FORWARD AND TEARS THROUGH HIM WITH A BIG SPEAR! Jordan in pain as he drags himself away to the corner, Ryan focusing his attention back on the Champion who’s still pressed against the corner. AS HE RUNS FORWARD LOOKING TO SLAM HIS SHOULDER IN HIS GUT!
Stew-O: BUT IT’S ANDRE THAT GRABS HIM BY HIS HAIR AND SLAMS HIM DOWN ONTO THE MAT! Ryan in pain but slowly rolling himself back up to his feet. BUT ANDRE GRABS HIM AND POPS HIM UP AS HE DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BRAINBUSTER! Andre stumbling backwards towards the center of the ring as Ryan is dragging himself up to his feet. AS ANDRE RUNS TOWARDS HIM!
Flannery McCoy: BUT JORDAN! JORDAN GRABBING ANDRE BY HIS ARM AND PULLING HIM INTO RED LIGHT! WRISTLOCK JUMPING KNEE TAKES ANDRE DOWN TO THE MAT AS JORDAN GOES FOR THE PIN! THIS COULD BE THE CHANCE THEY NEEDED TO ELIMINATE THE NEW BREED CHAMPION FROM THIS MATCHUP!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEE-
Jake Mercer: BUT ANDRE MANAGES TO KICK OUT JUST IN TIME!
Stew-O: But there’s not much time to breathe for Jordan Payne as it seems we’re already counting down to our next contestant! Who will be next to join in this match!
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BUZZ!!!
(‘Mississippi Queen’ by Mountain plays up to boos from the crowd as Greg Voltaire makes his way out to the stage with his cane in hand. He twirls it around with a smirk on his face before casually making his way towards the ring)
Flannery McCoy: And here comes Greg Voltaire from Voltage as he doesn’t seem to have a care in the world making his way into this match! Jordan and Andre are trading punches before Andre grabs Jordan by his arm and sends him towards the ropes! WAIT! GREG GRABS JORDAN BY HIS LEGS AND PULLS HIM OUT OF THE RING! JORDAN GOING FOR A SWING TO TAKE HIM OUT! BUT GREG DUCKS UNDER AS HE SLAMS HIS CANE INTO THE GUT OF JORDAN TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!
Jake Mercer: Greg has got his cane in his hand still as you already know that he’s going to use it to his advantage as he quickly slides into the ring. AS HE SWINGS FOR ANDRE! But it’s Andre that ducks under and runs to the ropes, AS GREG MAKES AN ATTEMPT TO SWING IT AT HIM AS HE REBOUNDS AGAIN! But Andre ducks under one more time! AS HE TAKES GREG DOWN WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS FACE!
Stew-O: Greg is taken down to the mat as meanwhile it looks like Ryan is rolling out of the ring and taking advantage of a recovering Jordan Payne. Ryan grabbing him and rolling him into the ring as Andre lets them fight, Ryan quickly taking him down to the mat with a Snapmare! AS HE TURNS AROUND AND RUNS TOWARDS HIM GOING FOR A KNEE TO HIS FACE! But Jordan rolls backwards to avoid it and gets up to his feet! RYAN IS SURPRISED AS HE GOES FOR A SUPERMAN PUNCH!
Flannery McCoy: BUT JORDAN DUCKS UNDER AND GRABS RYAN FROM BEHIND ONCE AGAIN DROPPING HIM INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX! Jordan turning around, AS GREG IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET SWINGING AT HIM! But Jordan manages to duck under as he turns around, BEFORE TAKING GREG DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI TO HIS HEAD ONCE MORE!
Jake Mercer: Jordan grabbing Greg as he brings him up to his feet and sends him towards the ropes. But Greg manages to grab ahold of the ropes as he sends a back elbow to an approaching Jordan! Jordan stumbles back but is making his way back towards Greg, BUT GREG POKES HIM IN THE EYE! Jordan can’t seem to catch a break with the cheap shots, AS THIS TIME GREG GOES UNDER THE BELT AND CONNECTS WITH A LOW BLOW! WHAT A DIRTY PLAYER AS GREG QUICKLY GOES FOR THE PIN WHILE JORDAN IS DOWN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRREE-
Stew-O: BUT JORDAN MANAGES TO SURVIVE!
Flannery McCoy: Greg looks a bit surprised but is back up to his feet. BUT WAIT! ANDRE TURNING HIM AROUND AND GOING FOR DARK FANTASY! ANDRE WITH THE STUNNER!
Jake Mercer: But Greg manages to push him away to escape out of it just in time! Andre stumbles forward but turns around, AS GREG MAKES AN ATTEMPT TO GRAB AT HIS CANE AGAIN AND SWING! But Andre grabs ahold of the cane! Both of them struggling to grab a hold of it, but its Andre that kicks Greg in the gut forcing him to let go! AS HE TAKES HIS OWN CANE AND SLAMS IT RIGHT ON THE SKULL OF GREG VOLTAIRE!
Stew-O: Talk about adding insult to injury. Andre turning around as he focuses his attention elsewhere. BUT HE DOESN’T SEE RYAN WHO RUNS TOWARDS HIM AND CONNECTS WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK TO HIS KNEECAPS TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Andre dropping down to the mat as he attempts to crawl back up to his feet. BUT RYAN RUNS TOWARDS HIM AS HE CONNECTS WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE TOWARDS THE SIDE OF HIS FACE TO DROP HIM BACK DOWN TO THE MAT!
Flannery McCoy: Andre is down as he rolls out of the ring. AS RYAN TURNS AROUND AND IS MET WITH A JUMPING DDT BY JORDAN PAYNE WHICH DRIVES HIM HEADFIRST INTO THE MAT! Ryan taken down to the ground grabbing his head as Jordan already grabs him and brings him up to his feet before sending him towards the ropes. AS HE TAKES RYAN DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BOOT TO HIS FACE!
Jake Mercer: This is a complete back and forth between all the competitors in this high stakes matchup! AS JORDAN TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO GREG WHO’S MANAGED TO CLIMB UP TO THE TOP ROPE! AS HE LEAPS OFF AND TAKES JORDAN DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BIG MISSILE DROPKICK! GREG VOLTAIRE IS THE LAST ONE STANDING!
Stew-O: But not for long as the clock is beginning to count down once again! Who will be the sixth person entering in this match?!
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BUZZ!!!
(‘Red Eye’ by NBA Youngboy plays up to a solid reaction from the crowd as Jon Kelton makes his way out to the stage. He has a no nonsense look on his face as he makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring looking to handle business tonight)
Flannery McCoy: And here comes Showdown’s Jon Kelton! AS HE RUNS RIGHT TOWARDS GREG VOLTAIRE AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS! Greg shoving him away as he stumbles up to his feet, BUT KELTON GRABS HIM BY HIS ARM AS HE TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT THIS TIME WITH A BIG ARM DRAG! Greg quickly rolling away to the ropes as he gets up to his feet. BUT NOT BEFORE KELTON GRABS HIM AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A SPINEBUSTER!
Jake Mercer: Andre managing to get up to his feet as he grabs him and turns him around. But Kelton is the one who sends an uppercut towards the jaw of Andre to force him back! Andre stumbles back but keeps his ground as he looks towards Kelton. AS KELTON GRABS HIM AND GOES FOR A SUPLEX ATTEMPT! Which Andre manages to slip out of and land behind Kelton. AS HE GRABS HIM AND DROPS HIM DOWN WITH A REVERSE DDT KILLING THE MOMENTUM HE’S HAD SINCE ENTERING THE MATCH!
Stew-O: Ryan is back up as he’s focusing on Kelton while Andre and Jordan meet each other and trade punches! Ryan taking advantage of Andre taking him down as he brings Kelton up. But it’s Kelton that grabs Ryan and sends a knee into his gut! Ryan is forced to drop down as Kelton keeps ahold of him, AS HE GOES FOR A SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE! But Ryan ducks under it as he runs to the ropes and back, BEFORE GOING FOR A SPEAR! WHICH IS COUNTERED AS KELTON CATCHES HIM INTO A DDT! WHAT A REVERSAL BY JON KELTON AS HE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IS SHOWING JUST HOW MUCH HE WANTS TO BE THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!
Flannery McCoy: Greg Voltaire is sliding back into the ring though as he’s making his way towards Andre and Jordan turning Andre around and sending punches towards the Champion! But it’s Andre that sends a kick towards his abdomen to send him backwards! Jordan makes his way towards Andre now, but it’s Andre with a back elbow to send Jordan back as well! Jordan is not taking it though as he runs towards Andre looking to take him out!
Jake Mercer: BUT FALLS RIGHT INTO GREG VOLTAIRE AS HE POPS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE PADDING WITH PROPER POSTURE! THE TURNBUCKLE POWERBOMB CONNECTS TAKING JORDAN PAYNE OUT OF THE EQUATION! AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN!
Stew-O: WAIT! WAIT! HE TURNS AROUND AS ANDRE JUMPS UP TO THE MIDDLE ROPE! THE DAWNBREAKER! ANDRE OUT OF NOWHERE RIGHT BACK INTO THE MATCH AS HE CONNECTS WITH THE FLIP PILEDRIVER! GREG IS DOWN! ANDRE QUICKLY GOING FOR THE PIN! WILL THIS BE IT FOR GREG VOLTAIRE IN THIS MATCHUP?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stephie Love: GREG VOLTAIRE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: What a showing by Greg Voltaire but ultimately it wasn’t enough to secure the victory and the New Breed Championship tonight. Both Andre and Ryan have an elimination each and you already know it’s going to continue to rack up as this match progresses.
Jake Mercer: And now there’s four in the ring, AS RYAN IMMEDIATELY LAUNCHES FORWARD AND TAKES DOWN ANDRE WITH A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING! Ryan slamming left and right punches into his skull as Kelton and Jordan have focused their attention on one another! Kelton quickly kicking Jordan in the face to stun him as he runs to the ropes and back to take him down to the mat. BUT IT’S JORDAN THAT RUNS FORWARD HIMSELF AND CATCHES KELTON AS HE DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH AN HURRICANRANA!
Stew-O: Kelton is taken down to the mat but is slowly pulling himself up while Jordan waits for him. BEFORE JORDAN RUNS TOWARDS HIM GOING FOR A DROPKICK! Which Kelton quickly pushes away leaving Jordan to fall flat onto the ground! Jordan pulling himself up to a knee in hopes that he can swiftly recover, BUT KELTON GRABS HIM AS HE PULLS HIM IN AND PLANTS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A FLIP PILEDRIVER!
Flannery McCoy: Meanwhile Ryan has a hold of Andre as he’s managed to get the advantage of him for the time being. Ryan slamming Andre head first into the top turnbuckle as now he’s beginning to attack him with stomps to his gut to make sure that he falls down to a seated position! BEFORE HE TAKES A STEP BACK AND RUNS FORWARD LOOKING TO BOOT ANDRE IN THE FACE AND KNOCK HIM OUT COLD! But it’s Andre that manages to pull himself away just barely! Andre crawling away and grabbing ahold of the bottom rope as Ryan grabs him and brings him up to his feet. BUT IT’S ANDRE THAT CONNECTS WITH A FOREARM BEFORE TURNING RYAN AROUND AS HE DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A QUICK DRAGON SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: Ryan grabbing the back of his neck as that definitely had to hurt him especially combined with the pain that he’s already been through since the start of the match. Andre slowly making his way towards Ryan as he gets a running start, BEFORE LEAPING UP INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A KNEE DROP CRUSHING HIS SKULL BETWEEN HIS KNEE AND THE CANVAS! Ryan grabbing his head in pain but he is definitely persistent as he’s continuing to make an attempt to get back up to his feet. BUT NOT BEFORE ANDRE TAKES A STEP BACK AND THIS TIME TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A BICYCLE KICK!
Stew-O: It’s total mayhem at the moment and if it wasn’t overwhelming already we are 10 seconds away from our next entrant! Who will be the seventh person joining this matchup for the New Breed Championship?!
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BUZZ!!!
(‘Overlord’ by Suicide Silence plays up to loud boos as Shane Gates slowly makes his way out to the stage. He has a cold, blank stare as he looks at the ring, not wasting any time making his way down the ramp, surely anticipating entering this match as well)
Flannery McCoy: And here comes Voltage’s Shane Gates. AS HE’S ALREADY IN THE RING GOING RIGHT FOR THE NEW BREED CHAMPION AS HE TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BRUTAL DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! Kelton sees this as he’s running over to Shane while he’s distracted. BUT SHANE GRABS HIM AND TOSSES HIM INTO THE AIR WITH A BACK BODY DROP AS KELTON LANDS WITH A THUD TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: Dominant start by Shane as he brings Kelton up and sends him towards the ropes. AS HE WAITS FOR HIM TO REBOUND BEFORE TAKING HIM DOWN WITH AN AGILE DROPKICK TO FOLLOW UP! Shane is back up to his feet as everyone seems to be laid out on the ground. BUT IT’S RYAN FROM BEHIND AS HE COMES IN WITH A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF SHANE’S KNEECAP!
Stew-O: Shane forced to drop down to a knee as Ryan is slamming axe handle after axe handle at the back of his head! But Shane is not having it as he sends a punch towards his gut to force him to stop his attack! Ryan grabbing his gut but is right back on the offensive. BUT BEFORE HE CAN DO THAT SHANE TURNS HIM AROUND AS HE LIFTS HIM UP AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Flannery McCoy: Shane is cleaning house as he’s back up to his feet. BUT I DON’T THINK HE SEES JORDAN PAYNE AS HE TURNS AROUND AS JORDAN LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND TAKES SHANE DOWN WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK! Shane is sent back as he tumbles down to the ground but is already pulling himself up to a seated position. BUT JORDAN SEES THIS AND ISN’T LETTING IT HAPPEN AS HE JUMPS THROUGH THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A STANDING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TAKING ALL THE AIR OUT OF SHANE’S BODY!
Jake Mercer: Shane grabbing his gut as Jordan has managed to keep him grounded. Meanwhile the rest have dispersed as Andre and Kelton have met each other at the center of the ring. AS ANDRE STEPS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A BICYCLE KICK! But Kelton manages to duck under it as he runs to the ropes, BUT ANDRE BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING RUNS TOWARDS HIM AS HE REBOUNDS OFF OF THE ROPES AND SENDS KELTON OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE RINGSIDE AREA WITH A BIG CACTUS CLOTHESLINE TO SAVE HIS CHANCES IN THIS MATCH! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AND OUT ON THE FLOOR!
Stew-O: That’s definitely not a good position but they’re both slowly stirring up to their feet and recovering using the barricade as leverage as well. AS ANDRE RECOVERS FIRST AND QUICKLY GOES FOR A SUPERKICK TOWARDS KELTON! But Kelton manages to duck under before it connects! Andre stumbles forward as Kelton grabs him, AS HE SLAMS ANDRE WITH A BACK SUPLEX ONTO THE EDGE OF THE BARRICADE! NOW THAT HAD TO HURT ANDRE AND PUT HIM OUT OF COMMISSION!
Flannery McCoy: Kelton definitely thinks that as he’s rolling right back into the ring and joining back in on the action. AS IMMEDIATELY RYAN TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BIG DROPKICK! Kelton falls flat to the ground as he slowly tries to drag himself up to a seated position. BUT IT’S RYAN WITH DOUBLE KNEES TO THE FACE OF KELTON TO DROP HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Kelton is down as Ryan focuses his attention elsewhere. As he turns Shane around and is immediately beginning to unload on him with punches that are pressing him against the ropes! Ryan quickly grabbing him by his arm and throwing him towards the ropes. AS RYAN RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A LOU THESZ PRESS!
Jake Mercer: BUT SHANE WITH A SPINEBUSTER! BEFORE HE TRANSITIONS IT INTO A SUPERKICK KNOCKING RYAN WILSON OUT COLD! ACES HIGH CONNECTS AS HE HOOKS THE LEG GOING FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT! COULD THIS BE IT TO SOIL RYAN’S CHANCES OF WINNING THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRE-
Stew-O: BUT RYAN KICKS OUT!
Flannery McCoy: It’s not enough as Ryan continues to muster out the energy to keep going no matter how physically draining this match seems to be for him. Shane is not settling for that though as he grabs Ryan and lifts him back up to his feet. BEFORE DROPPING HIM INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX! AND GOING FOR A RIPCORD CLOTHESLINE! SUFFER AS ONE INCOMING!
Jake Mercer: BUT WAIT! NO! INVERTED SITOUT SIDE POWERSLAM! RYAN JUST STOLE SHANE’S OWN MOVE AS HE CONNECTS WITH DEAD MAN AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT THIS TIME! TALK ABOUT ONCE AGAIN ADDING INSULT TO INJURY COURTESY OF RYAN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRR-
Stew-O: BUT IT’S NOT ENOUGH AS SHANE GETS THE SHOULDER UP THIS TIME!
Flannery McCoy: You can see the frustration begin to build as Ryan pulls himself up to his feet. BUT HE’S NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO CATCH A BREAK AS RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE JORDAN PAYNE COMES IN AND CONNECTS WITH A FOREARM STRIKE TO THE SIDE OF HIS FACE! As immediately Ryan starts fighting back as the two competitors are trading punches like there’s no tomorrow! What a match that we’ve seen and a performance from each of them so far!
Jake Mercer: But once again there is no time to spare for the Elitists in the ring as we once again countdown to another competitor joining this matchup! Who will it be?!
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BUZZ!!!
(‘Pretty Boy Swag’ by Soulja Boy plays up to loud boos as Jonny Airhart makes his way out to the stage with a big smirk on his face. He takes out a few UNO cards and flips them with a smirk on his face as they all read “WILD” before trash talking as he makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring)
Stew-O: And here comes Dynasty’s own, Jonny Airhart as he’s sliding right into the ring. AS HE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND TAKES BOTH RYAN AND JORDAN DOWN WITH DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES! Jonny isn’t done yet as Andre is still recovering at ringside. BUT JONNY ISN’T GOING TO LET THAT HAPPEN AS HE RUNS TOWARDS HIM AND LEVELS HIM WITH A SUICIDE DIVE TO THE OUTSIDE!
Flannery McCoy: The Rich Pretty Boy looks ready to make a statement as he slides into the ring while Shane is recovering and runs towards him. AS THIS TIME HE TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SCISSORS KICK! Jonny is on a roll so far, BUT THAT MOMENTUM IS HALTED AS KELTON FROM BEHIND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A CLOTHESLINE FROM BEHIND! Jonny slowly trying to drag himself up, BUT KELTOM GRABS HIM AS HE LIFTS HIM UP INTO A BACK SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: But Jonny barely manages to land on his feet! Kelton turning around, AS JONNY SPINS AROUND AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK! BUT JORDAN PAYNE OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A KICK OF HIS OWN TAKING OUT JONNY! You know both of them have had their problems recently and the New Breed Championship match seems like the perfect way to settle it out if you ask me.
Stew-O: Jonny pulling himself up to a knee knowing that he’s still fresh into this match compared to the rest of his opponents. BUT JORDAN ISN’T LETTING HIM DO ANYTHING AS HE LIFTS HIM OFF THE MAT AND DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A SUPLEX! Jonny grabbing his back in pain as he pulls himself up. BUT JORDAN GRABS HIM AS HE LIFTS HIM UP AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO AN INVERTED BRAINBUSTER! WHAT A MOVE BY JORDAN PAYNE AS HE KEEPS THE OFFENSE IN THIS MATCHUP!
Flannery McCoy: Jordan is up to his feet as he focuses back in on Jonny looking to dish out more pain to him. BUT SHANE GATES OUT OF NOWHERE RIGHT BACK INTO THIS MATCH AS HE TAKES JORDAN DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BIG BOOT! Jordan struggling to get up quickly as Shane is most definitely going to take advantage of that. AS HE RUNS TOWARDS HIM AND ABSOLUTELY FLATTENS HIM WITH A BIG SENTON!
Jake Mercer: Shane bringing him up, AS HE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE! Jordan grabbing his head in pain as Shane turns around and looks to make up for lost time. BUT I DON’T THINK HE SEES ANDRE JUMPING UP ONTO THE APRON AS HE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES AND TAKES SHANE DOWN TO A KNEE WITH A SPRINGBOARD! Andre is back in this match as he grabs him and sends him into an Irish whip towards the ropes. BEFORE GOING FOR GRIMSEVER! BICYCLE KNEE!
Stew-O: BUT IT’S SHANE THAT GRABS HIM AND LIFTS HIM UP BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN INTO A HIGH-ANGLE URANAGE! Shane has managed to lay out the competition so far. BUT ONCE AGAIN IT’S KELTON FROM BEHIND WITH A CHOP BLOCK TO SHANE! Kelton quickly running forward and towards the ropes as he heads towards Shane! BUT IT’S SHANE THAT LIFTS HIM UP INTO ACES HIGH! SPINEBUSTER INTO A SUPERKICK!
Flannery McCoy: BUT KELTON TRANSITIONS THE SPINEBUSTER INTO A DDT! Shane pulling himself up to a knee! BUT KELTON CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK! CODE OF SILENCE CONNECTS ON SHANE AS HE’S KNOCKED DOWN TO THE GROUND! THIS IS THE CHANCE THAT KELTON NEEDS TO SCORE AN ELIMINATION IN THIS MATCH AS HE DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG! PIN ATTEMPT! PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Stephie Love: SHANE GATES HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: And we are down to 5 people in the ring as Shane Gates is out of this match! What a showing but just as the last few people that have been eliminated, it wasn’t enough to win the New Breed Championship tonight.
Stew-O: You’ve got that right. But so much for having 5 people in the ring. As now we’re beginning to count down to the second to last entrant into this match! Who will be joining us in this match now as the sixth person in the ring?!
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BUZZ!!!
(‘Raise Up The Lights’ by The Siege plays up to cheers from the crowd as James Ranger makes his way out to the stage. Determined as ever he paces around the stage looking towards the ring before running down the ramp wasting no time joining the action inside the ring)
Flannery McCoy: And here comes Showdown’s James Ranger! AS JAMES SLIDES AND IMMEDIATELY GRABS KELTON BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN INTO SUNSET FINISH! WHAT AN EMPHATIC ENTRANCE INTO THE MATCH AS KELTON IS DROPPED DOWN INTO THE NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB! JAMES HOOKING THE LEG AS HE TRANSITIONS RIGHT INTO THE PIN! COULD THIS BE IT FOR JON KELTON?!
OOONNNEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT KELTON GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Stew-O: Nice try by James as he gets back up to his feet and goes right to work as Andre runs towards him. BUT IT’S JAMES THAT TAKES HIM DOWN WITH AN ARM DRAG! James is back up to his feet as now Jordan is back up now, BUT THIS TIME JAMES LEAPS UP AS HE TAKES JORDAN DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BIG DROPKICK! James is back up to his feet as he’s been on a roll so far!
Flannery McCoy: BUT RYAN HALTS HIS MOMENTUM WITH A SUPERKICK TO HIS JAW TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! James is down to the ground as now Ryan is beginning to stomp down on him to make sure that he stays down! James quickly grabbing the bottom rope as he pulls himself out of the ring, AS JAMES GRABS RYAN BY HIS LEG AND PULLS HIM OUT OF THE RING TO FOLLOW UP AS BOTH OF THEM ARE TRADING PUNCHES ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
Jake Mercer: Meanwhile there’s fights happening all throughout the arena! Andre and Kelton! Jordan and Jonny! Kelton is backed up against the corner as Andre runs towards him, but Kelton manages to grab the turnbuckle as he sends a boot towards his face to force Andre backwards! Andre trying to keep his ground as he runs forward. BUT KELTON GRABS HIM AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A SPINEBUSTER!
Stew-O: Meanwhile Jordan is against the ropes, AS JONNY RUNS TOWARDS HIM AND SENDS JORDAN OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Jordan manages to land on the apron as Jonny runs towards him. But it’s Jordan that sends a shoulder thrust to his gut to force him back! Jordan now climbing up to the top rope. AS HE LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE LOOKING TO TAKE HIM DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT JONNY CATCHES HIM AND TURNS HIM INTO A SCHOOLBOY! SCHOOLBOY PIN! NO WAY THIS IS GOING TO BE THE END OF THE MATCH?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHRR-
Jake Mercer: BUT JORDAN KICKS OUT JUST IN TIME!
Stew-O: What a match so far! But we’re not done! There’s only one entry left in this match and he’s coming out in 10 seconds. And I think we all know who that already is. :ohlawd:
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BUZZ!!!
(‘Young and Bitter’ by Hot Tag Media plays up to astounding boos from the arena as Lucas Johnson makes his way out to the stage with the biggest smirk on his face as he struts to the center of the stage. He spreads his arms out as he looks towards the ring and begins to run down the ramp from there)
Flannery McCoy: And the last entrant in this match is Showdown’s Lucas Johnson! AS HE SLIDES RIGHT INTO THE RING AND GRABS JONNY LAUNCHING HIM INTO A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! Jordan gets up to his feet, AS HE GOES FOR A LARIAT! BUT LUCAS DUCKS UNDER IT AS HE GRABS HIM AND LIFTS HIM OFF THE GROUND BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN ONTO THE MAT WITH A BACK SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: Lucas is back up to his feet as he’s found himself face to face with Andre Walker! And I think he’s trying to hold his ground right here!
Lucas Johnson: (Off-Mic) I’M THE ONLY NOTORIOUS ONE HERE! YOU’RE NOTHING MORE THAN A LITTLE PUPPY!
Andre Walker: (Off-Mic) :comeagain:
Stew-O: LUCAS CATCHES ANDRE OFF HIS GAME AS HE CONNECTS WITH A FOREARM TOWARDS HIS FACE! Andre stumbling back as he drops down to a knee. BEFORE LUCAS LIFTS HIM OFF THE GROUND BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN INTO A POWERBOMB! Lucas has dominated so far as that’s exactly what it’s going to take to become the New Breed Champion!
Flannery McCoy: But Ryan comes in and sends a European Uppercut towards Lucas! Lucas stumbling back as he holds his ground as Ryan runs towards him. But it’s Lucas that moves out of the way and sends him into an Irish whip towards the corner! Lucas running towards Ryan as Ryan is backed up against the corner. AS LUCAS GOES FOR A CORNER CLOTHESLINE! But Ryan moves out of the way just in time as he stumbles back! BEFORE CRUSHING LUCAS WITH A CORNER SPEAR!
Jake Mercer: Ryan separates himself away from Lucas Johnson as he makes his way away from the corner. BUT JAMES RANGER OUT OF NOWHERE TAKES RYAN DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Ryan makes an attempt to sit up, BUT JAMES SENDS A BOOT DOWN ONTO HIM! Ryan grabbing his chest as he slowly gets up. AS JAMES GOES FOR SNAKE EYES! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FACEBUSTER!
Stew-O: BUT RYAN SLIPS OUT! CHAOS THEORY! JAMES HAD A CHANCE TO CAPITALIZE BUT BEFORE HE COULD DO THAT RYAN TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE DISTRACTION AND DROPPED HIM DOWN INTO THE JUMPING CUTTER! RYAN HOOKING THE LEG AND GOING FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Stephie Love: JAMES RANGER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: And now there are officially six people left in the ring!
Jake Mercer: Ryan is back up to his feet, AS NOW LUCAS COMES IN AS HE SENDS A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF RYAN TO TAKE HIM DOWN! Lucas is ready to assert his dominance as he looks around for any sign of competition. AS HE GRABS ANDRE AND LIFTS HIM UP ONCE AGAIN DROPPING HIM DOWN INTO A BACK BODY DROP!
Stew-O: BUT KELTON COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AS HE SENDS A KNEE TO THE ABDOMEN OF A DISTRACTED LUCAS! Lucas forced to drop down to a knee as Kelton grabs him and lifts him up, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SPINNING BACK FIST ONCE AGAIN TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND THIS TIME! LUCAS HAS FINALLY BEEN STOPPED!
Flannery McCoy: Kelton up to his feet, AS HE TURNS AROUND AND IS MET WITH A PELE KICK BY ANDRE! But Kelton manages to move out of the way! Andre drops down to a knee, AS KELTON STEPS BACK AND SENDS A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF ANDRE! But Kelton pushes away the leg as he gets back up to his feet. AS KELTON TAKES ANDRE DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A RIGHT HOOK!
Jake Mercer: Meanwhile Jordan has Jonny down as he turns his attention back to Lucas who took him down as he entered in. AS JORDAN RUNS FORWARD AND SENDS A KNEE STRIKE TO LUCAS! But Lucas manages to move out of the way as Jordan falls against the ropes. Lucas is back up to his feet as Jordan gets up to his feet, AS LUCAS RUNS FORWARD AND SENDS A HIGH KNEE TO HIS HEAD WHICH TAKES JORDAN DOWN TO THE MAT!
Stew-O: Lucas turning around, AS RYAN PUSHES LUCAS AGAINST THE ROPES AND SENDS HIM INTO AN IRISH WHIP BEFORE TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Ryan bringing Lucas up as he’s wasting not time, GOING FOR A MIC DROP ATTEMPT!
Flannery McCoy: But it’s Lucas that slips out of it as he sends a kick to his gut! Ryan stumbles backwards as Lucas runs forward. AS LUCAS GOES FOR THE BLUEPRINT! LUCAS GOING FOR THE JUMPING CUTTER TO RYAN!
Jake Mercer: BUT RYAN TURNS AROUND LUCAS’ ATTACK AS HE SHOVES LUCAS AWAY AND NAILS HIM WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH! Lucas miraculously manages to keep himself up though to the shock of Ryan as he stumbles away attempting to recover before Ryan can do anything else.
Stew-O: BUT ANDRE COMES IN AS HE CONNECTS WITH GRIMSEVER! BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO LUCAS WHICH DROPS LUCAS DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: BUT THIS TIME IT’S RYAN LIFTING HIM UP INTO MIC DROP! SMALL PACKAGE DRIVER DROPS LUCAS ON HIS HEAD AS RYAN GOES FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT ON LUCAS! THE REF SLIDES DOWN FOR THE COUNT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Stephie Love: LUCAS JOHNSON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Stew-O: AND WE ARE DOWN TO OUR FINAL FIVE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
Flannery McCoy: And this match continues! Ryan is back up to his feet, AS HE TURNS AROUND AND IS MET BY A SPANISH FLY BY JONNY AIRHART! Jonny takes him down to the mat as he waits for Ryan to get back up. NOT FINISHED JUST YET AS HE RUNS TOWARDS HIM AND THIS TIME NAILS HIM WITH A SHINING WIZARD WHICH KNOCKS RYAN DOWN TO THE MAT THIS TIME!
Jake Mercer: Meanwhile Jordan has the New Breed Champion down as he knows that he has to keep this up to make sure that he stays down! Because we know just like everyone else that Jordan wants the New Breed Championship as much as the rest. Jordan bringing up Andre. But Andre is trying to fight back with forearm strikes towards the head of Jordan! But Jordan fights back with a stiff elbow to the face of Andre! Andre is sent back but runs forward. AS JORDAN SPINS AROUND AND GOES FOR A DISCUS LARIAT!
Stew-O: BUT ANDRE TRIPS JORDAN WITH A KICK TO HIS KNEECAP AND SENDS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Jordan slowly dragging himself up to a knee but before he can do anything it’s Andre that sends side kicks towards his gut as Jordan is grabbing his chest in pain as he tries to fight back with all of his might! But it’s not enough as Andre begins running to the ropes now as he realizes what he needs to do! GOING FOR A BICYCLE KICK TOWARDS THE SKULL OF JORDAN!
Flannery McCoy: BUT JORDAN CATCHES ANDRE WITH A SPINNING BACK FIST! Andre is left stunned as Jordan sets him up. FOR MOON LANDING! JORDAN DROPS THE NEW BREED CHAMPION DOWN INTO A FAMOUSER!
Jake Mercer: BUT JONNY OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A KICK TO THE KNEECAP OF JORDAN! AS BEFORE JORDAN CAN DO ANYTHING JONNY DROPS HIM INTO THE CARD MAKER! JUMPING REVERSE BULLDOG CONNECTS AS JONNY HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN ON JORDAN! WILL THIS BE IT FOR JORDAN PAYNE?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Stephie Love: JORDAN PAYNE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: FOUR PEOPLE LEFT IN THIS MATCH!
Flannery McCoy: And you know it’s game time for each of them as Jordan and Ryan are going for one another Meanwhile Andre and Jonny are going off with back and forth punches as it’s clear that the fatigue is kicking in for both of them but they’re continuing the push forward despite the circumstance! Jonny spins around and sends a side kick towards the gut of Andre as he’s sent back. Andre stays up to his feet as Jonny runs towards him, BUT IT’S ANDRE THAT TURNS HIM AROUND AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A DRAGON SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: Jonny is down on the ground but is already beginning to recover knowing that he can’t slip up right here. Jonny is against the corner as he runs towards Andre in hopes of coming back, BUT ANDRE WITH A BICYCLE KICK TOWARDS HIS FACE! Jonny is left dead in the air for a moment before plopping down to a knee struggling to get up to his feet. AS ANDRE RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A BICYCLE KNEE TOWARDS HIS SKULL! GRIMSEVER!
Stew-O: BUT JONNY COUNTERS GRIMSEVER AS HE GETS UP TO HIS FEET AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK! Andre crumbles down to the ground as Jonny stumbles backwards and is now beginning to climb up to the top rope. Andre is right where he wants him as Jonny is looking to pull off something big here! LEAPING OFF THE TOP ROPE AND GOING FOR A PHOENIX SPLASH! WILL IT CONNECT?!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT! WAIT! WHAT THE HELL! ANDRE JUST CAUGHT JONNY IN MID AIR! DRE WALKER 3000! ARM-TRAPPED BELLY TO BACK SLAM CONNECTS AS ANDRE MANAGED TO COUNTER THAT OUT OF A PHOENIX SPLASH! ANDRE ROLLING THROUGH AND GOING FOR THE PIN!
OOOONNNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWWOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Stephie Love: JONNY AIRHART HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: FINAL THREE! FINAL THREE!
Stew-O: AND BEFORE ANYONE CAN DO ANYTHING KELTON TAKES ANDRE DOWN WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TOWARDS THE SIDE OF ANDRE’S FACE TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! As both Ryan and Kelton are going for one another! Ryan shoves Kelton away as he grabs him by his arm while he’s distracted and sends him towards the ropes! GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE TOWARDS HIS HEAD!
Flannery McCoy: BUT KELTON DUCKS UNDER IT AS HE CONNECTS WITH SPOILER ALERT! SKULL CRUSHING FINALE CONNECTS AS KELTON COULD END RYAN’S CHANCES EARLY HERE! ROLLING HIM OVER AND GOING FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT RYAN KICKS OUT!
Stew-O: Kelton catching his breath as he gets up to his feet and turns around. Accepting the fact that it wasn’t going to be enough to keep Ryan down. AS HE TURNS AROUND AND IS MET WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE HEAD BY ANDRE WALKER WHO TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT AND RECOVERS SWIFTLY! Andre climbing up to the top rope as Kelton is down on the mat, will this move pay off right here?! ANDRE IS ON THE TOP AS HE LEAPS OFF AND GOES FOR A MOONSAULT ONTO KELTON!
Flannery McCoy: BUT KELTON GETS THE KNEES UP! Andre grabbing his gut in pain as he drags himself up to his feet, but Kelton is up faster! AS KELTON GRABS HIM AND SETS HIM UP AS HE DROPS HIM DOWN ONTO THE MAT WITH A TWIST OF FATE! Kelton is up to his feet now as he’s managed to keep the Champion down for now. BUT IT’S RYAN THAT COMES IN OUT OF NOWHERE AND NAILS KELTON WITH A CALF KICK!
Jake Mercer: Ryan is leaning against the corner as he waits for Kelton to get up to his feet. As Kelton runs towards him! BUT RYAN JUMPS IN THE AIR AS HE TAKES KELTON DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A JUMPING DDT! Ryan bringing Kelton up this time, AS HE GOES FOR A SNAP SUPLEX! BUT KELTON MANAGES TO TURN IT AROUND AS HE CONNECTS WITH A SNAP SUPLEX OF HIS OWN! Kelton climbing up to the top rope as Ryan is down! High risk maneuver by Kelton, but the question is will that pay off?! AS KELTON GOING FOR A MOONSAULT OF HIS OWN OFF THE TOP ROPE!
Stew-O: WAIT! RYAN MANAGES TO RECOVER JUST IN TIME AND GRAB KELTON AS HE STANDS ON THE TOP! HE JUST LAUNCHED OFF THE TOP AND WENT FOR A HUGE AVALANCHE GAME OVER! KELTON PLUMMETED TO THE GROUND AS THE JUMPING CUTTER OFF THE TOP CONNECTED! RYAN HOOKING THE LEG! WILL THIS BE IT?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE-
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Stephie Love: JON KELTON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: And thus, the same two people that started this match, are the final two.
Jake Mercer: Both Andre and Ryan are up as both of them clearly do not want to give in! They’ve been in since the beginning and that should be an obvious testimony for how far they’ll go for the New Breed Championship. AND THEY’RE GOING OFF AS BOTH OF THEM ARE TRADING FISTS AND PUNCHES BETWEEN ONE ANOTHER! THEY’RE NOT WASTING ANYTIME HAMMERING AWAY!
Stew-O: Andre manages to push Ryan against the ropes as he sends him towards the ropes and back. AS ANDRE GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE! But Ryan ducks under and runs to the ropes and back this time, AS HE GOES FOR A SUPERMAN PUNCH! But Andre ducks under it! Andre runs to the ropes this time as well, AS HE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND GOES FOR A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE TO TAKE RYAN DOWN TO THE MAT!
Flannery McCoy: NO WAY! NO WAY! RYAN COUNTERS IT WITH MIC DROP! SMALL PACKAGE DRIVER TAKES ANDRE DOWN TO THE GROUND AS RYAN HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN! COULD WE BE SEEING A NEW BREED CHAMPION RIGHT HERE?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Jake Mercer: THE REF STOPS! ANDRE HAS THE ROPES! ANDRE HAS THE ROPES!
Stew-O: And Ryan is absolutely livid! You can see how pissed he is as he slams the mat in pure anger. He’s right back up to his feet as he’s bringing Andre right up too, wasting zero time throwing him to the ropes and back as Andre is completely weak! AS RYAN POPS HIM UP INTO THE AIR AND GOES FOR CHAOS THEORY! THE JUMPING CUTTER COULD BE THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN RIGHT HERE!
Flannery McCoy: But Andre slips out of it and pushes Ryan away! AS HE TURNS HIM AROUND AND GOES FOR THUNDERBOLT TEMPO! ANDRE GOING FOR THE UNDERHOOK BRAINBUSTER RIGHT HERE!
Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S RYAN THAT TURNS AROUND THUNDERBOLT TEMPO! HE SLIPS OUT OF IT AS HE CONNECTS WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH! Andre stumbles back and drops down to a knee as he grabs his head in pain. He’s been through the wringer and if there was a chance to finish the New Breed Champion off, it’s right now!
Stew-O: RYAN GOING FOR GAME OVER! HE’E GOING FOR THE COUP DE GRACE AS HE LOOKS TO FINISH HIM OFF WITH A STUNNER!
Flannery McCoy: ANDRE PUSHES HIM AWAY! RYAN STUMBLES INTO THE CORNER AS ANDRE CONNECTS WITH A CORNER CLOTHESLINE! Ryan attempts to retreat away but Andre grabbing him as he climbs up to the middle rope! NO WAY! NO WAY!
Jake Mercer: AVALANCHE DRE WALKER 3000! RYAN IS OUT COLD! ANDRE QUICKLY ROLLING OVER AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN! IS THIS IT?! COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE IT?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
(The crowd cheers loudly as ‘GATTI’ plays up and Andre Walker collapses down to the ground in pain. He crawls to the ropes to help himself up as he has the biggest smirk in the world on his face. He knows he’s stamped his name in the record books after this match and won’t be afraid to say it as he makes his way towards the ring and spreads his arms out with pure confidence out of him. He grabs his gut in pain as that doesn’t stop him from continuing his celebration)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… AND STILL YOUR NEW BREED CHAMPION!!! ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: ANDRE WALKER HAS DONE IT! ANDRE WALKER HAS DONE IT! HE’S SOLIDIFIED HIS STANCE IN HISTORY AND IS NOW EN ROUTE TO BECOMING THE LONGEST REIGNING NEW BREED CHAMPION IN ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING HISTORY!
Flannery McCoy: What a match by everyone that’s involved! They gave it their all and laid it all on the line! But in the end there was only one person that could come out on top, and that’s Andre Walker. I’ll give it to the final two, Ryan and Kelton, they laid it all on the line and especially Ryan as well. But in the end it didn’t stop Andre as he’s come out your winner tonight!
Jake Mercer: :comeagain: What the hell is Albert Hitchman doing out here?
(The crowd begins to buzz with excitement as Albert Hitchman himself begins to make his way towards the ring. Before the ref can hand Andre the New Breed Championship, Albert takes it away from him. Albert bows his head as he bestows him the New Breed Championship. Andre only looking with a straight look as he slowly takes the New Breed Championship from Albert)
Albert Hitchman: (Off-Mic) A title fit for only one ultimate holder.
(Albert stands next to Andre as he raises his hand high in the air with a proud smile on his face. Andre does the same with the opposite hand as he holds his title up with a smirk on his face as well. Which is the last shot seen as from there, Battle of Egypt transitions to elsewhere)
(The camera fades backstage, and the first thing shown is Chris Elite walking through the hallway as the crowd gives him a mixed reaction. Chris looks to be deep in thought as he walks through the hallway, likely thinking about his upcoming World Heavyweight Championship contendership No Way Out match. After all, while Chris did come up short in the Grand Rampage match this is a big opportunity for him to make it back to the main event scene with a World Heavyweight Championship match at Pain for Pride. Chris continues thinking about his upcoming match, but in the process he accidentally bumps into someone. Once Chris notices who it is, a friendly smile grows on his face.)
SOSA Henderson: Ah shit, it’s been a while, Chris.
Chris Elite: Sure has. Wish we could’ve crossed paths in the Grand Rampage match. Would’ve loved to see what the bitches love about you.
(The smile fades on SOSA’s face, mainly due to him having to think about New Eden costing him the Grand Rampage match.)
SOSA Henderson: Shit, if anyone’s disappointed about me not being in the Grand Rampage match, it’s me. If I was in the Grand Rampage I would’ve won the whole damn thing, but those bitches in New Eden just had to take me out and stop me from even entering the match.
Chris Elite: I know exactly what it’s like having an opportunity stolen from me by a group of bozos. That was some real pussy shit they did to you back at Grand Rampage. They teamed up the entire match anyway and they still couldn’t help but be bitches about it and take people out before the match.
SOSA Henderson: Yeah, but I’m not about to let them get away with that shit. They should’ve known better than to jump me in the first place, but if they thought they could do that shit without me coming back for revenge then they ain’t nothing more than a bunch of dumbasses. If you wanna see why all the bitches love SOSA then you’re gonna want to watch my match against Myles, ‘cause I’m not leaving that ring until I’m done whipping his ass and making him regret taking me out of action. I’ve been dealing with New Eden for months now so I already knew what they were about, but I’m not about to let them get away with stealing my opportunity to main event Pain for Pride and take back what’s mine. Everything about New Eden is fucking stupid, from them thinking EAW needs saving to their cowardly attacks. I’m a former EAW Champion, and I should be on the road to winning that title for a second time right now, but just like always New Eden found a way to fuck shit up.
Chris Elite: I hear that. Both of the stables around here be on some cowardly shit. Insurgency’s been doing the same thing, and I wouldn’t even be surprised if they’re on the same timing tonight. I’ve dealt with their bullshit before though and I let that shit cost me a Unified Tag Team Championship match. I’m not about to let them rob me of the World Heavyweight Championship too. Limmy and Jake really aren’t the Elitists they think they are and I know damn well none of other bozos are gonna stop me from becoming World Champion again either. Not Impact, not Lethal Consequences, and definitely not Charlie fucking Marr. This gonna be a real good night for the two of us. I’m gonna go through that No Way Out match and make it to Pain for Pride to beat Xander Payne’s fatass in the main event, and you get to beat Myles’ bitchass and get revenge after they screwed you over.
SOSA Henderson: I love the sound of that. It’s only a matter of time until I find my way back to the World Championship picture, and all you gotta do is win this No Way Out match and you’ll be right back where you should be. I know I’m getting fucking tired of these cowardly groups running around and fucking shit up, and at the end of the day they’re not gonna be successful anyway. A group like New Eden can’t just change the way this company works especially after it’s been around for over a decade. And more importantly, they can’t stop SOSA Henderson from reaching the top of the mountain again. I’m a star, and someone like me can’t be hold down by hating ass New Eden for long. Soon they’re not gonna have any other choice but to sit there and bitch as I become World Champion for the second time in my career, and from the looks of it you might be going down the same path.
Chris Elite: Damn right I am. shit they lucky I didn’t just use my Gawd Contract to put myself in the Pain for Pride main event. Instead I’m doing things the fair way and I’m still about to beat all their asses and have a headlining match at the show. They really thought they’d be able to keep me out of the World title picture for long, but nah. I may not have won the Grand Rampage match but I’m still Chris Elite, and that name alone is worth more than half the people in that No Way Out match. These next few months are ours.
SOSA Henderson: Right, and they’re lucky we’re not doing it together. If we were a team, it’d be over for all them bitches. Whether it’s in the tag division or in the World title picture, we’d be fuckin’ unstoppable.
(Chris chuckles to himself, and clearly both of them are in agreement. As a team, SOSA Henderson and Chris Elite would without a doubt be able to accomplish a lot.)
Chris Elite: Nobody would even come close to touching us if we were a team, that’s a fact. Soon enough we’re both gonna be World Champions though so they’re gonna have enough to bitch and moan about anyway.
SOSA Henderson: Yup. Soon enough we’re about to be at the top of this company as World Champions. Aye, nice seeing you bro. Good luck in that No Way Out match.
Chris Elite: You too. Don’t even worry about Myles bitchass, you got that.
(SOSA finally walks away from the area as he and Chris say their goodbyes, and after a few seconds pass Chris’ eyes light up, almost like a lightbulb turned on inside of his head.)
Chris Elite: :oh: Wait… If I play my cards right, I’m about to walk into Pain for Pride as the headliner and a possible Tag Champ.
(Chris continues thinking to himself, and a big grin reappears on his face as he finally walks away from the area, allowing the camera to fade away.)
(Battle of Egypt fades into the ringside area.)
(The next match graphic flashes across the screen.)
(Dynasty’s Stephie Love is in the ring, ready to announce the competitors!)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
(“Taking A Stand” by Henry Jackman begins to play and the crowd reacts rather negatively, which really isn’t shocking to anyone.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST… HAILING FROM THE DEAD SEA… WEIGHING IN AT 225 POUNDS… HE IS ‘DRAKE THE REDEEMER’!!!!!
(Drake walks out onto the stage and his face is twisted into an annoyed scowl. No doubt he is still reeling from the news given to him by Captain Charisma earlier today.)
Stew-O: I don’t know about you two, but I have been waiting for this rematch for awhile. I don’t think any of us will ever forget what we witnessed during Prophetic Visions and how we felt after the fact, but most of all, I don’t think Drake King will ever forget how he felt. None of us know what happened after the match when Drake disappeared for nearly two months, but there’s no question that he returned to EAW as a changed man.
James Peters: That’s an understatement. Since returning back at Bloodsport last August, Drake King has been on a quest to change EAW for the ‘better’. He enlisted in the help of Myles and Minerva, and since King of Elite, the three of them have been on an absolute tear. They have tortured and tormented absolutely everything who has crossed their path, and tonight, Drake plans to finally put The Visual Prophet down for good.
Persephone: I just hope this shit is over with quick.
(Drake is in the ring now and he looks extremely focused and ready for this moment. His music fades out and is replaced by “Don Life” by Big Sean featuring Lil Wayne.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT… FROM DETROIT, MICHIGAN… WEIGHING IN AT 265 POUNDS… HE IS THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!
(Viz walks onto the stage and immediately makes a lewd gesture towards Drake. This absolutely infuriates ‘The Last Messiah’, who’s already in an angry mood.)
Persephone: You know, I’m pretty good that…
James Peters: :krabs:
Stew-O: That is more information that I ever wanted to know, but nevertheless, here comes Viz. There’s no doubt that the rivalry between these two Elitists is one of the most personal we have ever witnessed, and tonight it’s coming to a head. These two have been back at it again, since New Eden attacked Viz after Reckless Wiring, and it’s just continued to escalate.
Persephone: Ryan Wilson versus Ronan Malosi is better.
James Peters: :mjlol: Ignoring what Persephone said, Viz continues to mock Drake has he makes his way down to the ring. I really don’t believe either of these men will be able to keep this match clean tonight. It’s going to get ugly and it will be violent, and whoever manages to win will have definitely deserved it.
(As soon as Viz gets into the ring, he cuts the antics. He knows it’s time to get serious and he wants to win this match as badly as Drake does. The referee sees that both men are ready and calls for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: :lupe: Here we go!
Stew-O: You could cut the tension with a knife right now as Drake King stares deep into the eyes of the man who tormented him last year. There’s no denying that The Visual Prophet raked Drake over the coals at the end of last season after Drake betrayed him and destroyed the very essence of the man’s being. Regardless of what he has to say, I think Drake lives with revenge on his mind every single day.
James Peters: I think you’re wrong, Stew-O. I think Drake King is so far removed from what happened to him last year at Pain for Pride. He’s truly evolved and come into his own, and whether or not you agree with his teachings, he certainly has his own ways of getting the point across.
Persephone: (smacking her gum loudly into her headset) I just sent a selfie to one of Prince Fayyaad’s supposed brothers. 😊
Stew-O: :comeagain:
Persephone: What? If this apparent brother is really the bastard son of the Saudi king, he is going to be fucking loaded.
James Peters: What about Rex?
Persephone: :krabs:
Stew-O: There is a serious match to talk about…
Persephone: Yes, let’s make sure we spill every single detail about the intense, broody staredown Vizzy and Drake are engaging in right now. Those bedroom eyes of Viz’s! Those satanic eyes of Drake! You wanted to talk about the tension, Stew! Well the sexual tension from these two is just off the chain! They should just fuck already! We already know Drake likes it from behind!
Stew-O: 🤦
(Inside the ring, neither Drake nor Viz have made a move, but the hint of a smile has spread across the face of The Visual Prophet. Slowly but surely, he starts to gyrate his hips, rubbing his hands up and down his thicc body. This clearly disturbs Drake.)
Drake King: (off mic) You need the Lord.
The Visual Prophet: (off mic) Jessica used to call me The Lord when she ran her hand down down the length of my co-
James Peters: DRAKE KING FLIES AT VIZ AND BEGINS HAMMERING AWAY ON HIM! VIZ IS QUICK TO SWITCH GEARS AND GO INTO OFFENSE, AND HE HITS DRAKE BACK! BOTH MEN ARE EXCHANGING RIGHTS AND LEFTS, BUT IT’S DRAKE WHO THROWS A PUNCH, NAILING VIZ SQUARE IN THE JAW! VIZ STAGGERS BACK AND THAT ALLOWS DRAKE TO TAKE HIM DOWN WITH A THESZ PRESS, AND HE CONTINUES TO BEAT ON VIZZY!
Persephone: NOT FOR LONG! THE VISUAL PROPHET IS ABLE TO MUSCLE OFF DRAKE AND SCRAMBLES TO HIS FEET! HE SWATS AWAY AN ATTEMPT AT A DROPKICK, BUT MISSES WITH A BIG BOOT! VIZ QUICKLY REGROUPS AND LOOKS FOR A LARIAT, BUT DRAKE DUCKS THAT! DRAKE FROM BEHIND! HE GRABBED VIZ BY THE WAIST AND IS LOOKING FOR A GERMAN, BUT VIZ WITH AN ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF DRAKE’S HEAD!
Stew-O: VIZ WITH A WAISTLOCK OF HIS OWN AND HE TAKES DRAKE TO THE GROUND! DRAKE IMMEDIATELY ROLLS UNDER THE ROPES AND IS ON THE APRON NOW, BUT VIZ HAS HIM BY THE HAIR! HE PULLS DRAKE UP, BUT DRAKE RAKES VIZ ACROSS THE FACE! VIZ REGAINS HIS COMPOSURE BUT DRAKE WITH A SLINGSHOT SPEAR THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! HE’S GOT VIZ DOWN, BUT HE’S UNABLE TO HOOK THE LEG AS VIZ IS ALREADY KICKING OUT! VIZ HAS THE ROPES AND HE IS HELPING HIMSELF UP, BUT DRAKE WITH A SWIFT KICK TO THE RIB CAGE AREA!
James Peters: VIZ QUICKLY FIRES BACK WITH A NASTY KICK THAT STOPS DRAKE IN HIS TRACKS, AND VIZ FOLLOWS UP WITH A EUROPEAN STYLE UPPERCUT! HE ATTEMPTS TO THROW DRAKE IN THE CORNER, BUT DRAKE PLANTS HIS FEET, AND IT’S VIZ WHO LANDS BACK FIRST AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLES! VIZ PUSHES HIMSELF OUT OF THE CORNER AND FLIES UNDER A CORNER CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT AND THERE’S THE ‘IKE TURNER SPECIAL’! THE SPINNING BACK FIST CONNECTS RIGHT AS DRAKE TURNS AROUND AND HE IS TAKEN ABACK!
Persephone: VIZ WITH A CLUBBING BLOW TO THE SIDE OF DRAKE’S HEAD! RIGHT HAND CONNECTS! CHOP TO THE CHEST! ANOTHER RIGHT HAND! KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! RIGHT HAND! RIGHT HAND! RIGHT AFTER RIGHT AFTER RIGHT! DRAKE IS COVERING UP WHICH ONLY EGGS VIZ ON! HE WANTS TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THIS LITTLE FUCKWAD AND I’M HERE FOR IT! VIZ PLANTS DRAKE WITH A BOOT RIGHT TO THE MID-SECTION AND HE STOMPS.. STOMPS… STOMPS HIM RIGHT INTO THE MAT! BOOT MEET HEAD!!! LUZ! DRAKE’S HEAD IS GETTING BASHED IN!!!!
Stew-O: JESUS CHRIST! VIZ IS NOT HOLDING ANYTHING BACK! HE PROMISED TO BEAT DRAKE’S ASS AND PUNISH HIM, AND HE IS DOING JUST THAT! Guys, I think the referee knows he is going to have to just step back and let these two men do their thing :lupe:. This match isn’t going to be pretty, I can tell you that right now.
Persephone: Fuck pretty! I don’t want to see a Match of the Year candidate. I want to see a straight up murder!
James Peters: You may get your wish, Seph :lupe:
Stew-O: VIZ HAS PULLED DRAKE TO HIS FEET AND HE THROWS HIM CHEST FIRST INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER! DRAKE SLAMS INTO THE CORNER HARD AND VIZ QUICKLY ROLLS HIM UP!
Persephone: ROLL THROUGH BY DRAKE, BUT VIZ CATCHES HIM AS HE GETS TO HIS FEET AND HE CLOTHESLINES HIM RIGHT OUT OF THE RING!
James Peters: VIZ ONLY WASTES A FEW SECONDS TO ALLOW DRAKE A CHANCE TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET AND NOW HE’S DIVING OFF THE APRON! DRAKE IS TAKEN DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!! VIZ HELPS DRAKE UP, ONLY TO PUNCH HIM BACK DOWN, AND HE KNEES DRAKE RIGHT IN THE FACE!
Stew-O: DRAKE IS FORCED BACK AGAINST THE GUARDRAIL AND HERE COMES VIZ! RUNNING CLOTHESLINE SENDS DRAKE INTO THE CROWD! :lupe:!!!! I DON’T THINK THE SAUDI DIGNITARIES LIKE THAT WHATSOEVER!!!!
(The camera cuts to the faces of the Saudi delegation sitting in the front row. They absolutely do not look impressed.)
Persephone: BEHEAD HIM! Drake just put all of those men in danger!!!!
James Peters: That was Viz’s fault!
Stew-O: Viz just slid back into the ring to break up the count and NOW HE TAKES OFF RUNNING! VIZ LEAPS IN THE AIR, LANDS RIGHT ON THE GUARDRAIL, AND FLIES OFF! HE JUST CAUGHT DRAKE WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK!!!!
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Persephone: VIZ DOESN’T EVEN ALLOW DRAKE TIME TO RECUPERATE! HE’S MOUNTED HIM AND CONTINUES TO BEAT THE DOG SHIT OUT OF HIM! SECURITY IS RUSHING OVER TO TRY AND SEPARATE THESE TWO AND GET THEM OUT OF THE CROWD, BUT I REALLY DON’T THINK IT’S GOING TO WORK! VIZ HAS SHOVED SEVERAL SECURITY GUARDS OUT OF THE WAY AND HE’S GOT DRAKE BY THE HAIR! HE DRAGS FAKE JESUS OVER TO THE GUARDRAIL AND SLAMS HIS FACE INTO IT!
James Peters: DRAKE IS GRABBING HIS NOSE, BUT VIZ DOESN’T CARE! HE’S VOWED TO DO SOME AWFUL THINGS TO DRAKE TONIGHT, AND IT SEEMS LIKE HE IS GOING TO MAKE GOOD ON THAT PROMISE! VIZ LOOKS TO SLAM DRAKE’S FACE OFF THE METAL BARRICADE FOR A SECOND TIME, BUT DRAKE IS ABLE TO COME THROUGH WITH AN ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! DRAKE WITH ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! HE MANAGES TO PUT SOME DISTANCE BETWEEN HIMSELF AND THE VISUAL PROPHET, AND HE TAKES VIZ BY THE ARM! DRAKE THROWS VIZ RIGHT INTO THE GUARDRAIL, AND NOW HE’S BEHIND HIM, LIFTING HIM UP… AND HE PLANTS VIZ STOMACH FIRST ACROSS THE GUARDRAIL!
Stew-O: DRAKE IS FOLLOWING UP WITH CLUBBING BLOWS TO THE BACK AND NECK OF VIZ! IT SEEMS LIKE THE MOMENTUM OF THE MATCH IS FINALLY SWINGING IN DRAKE’S DIRECTION!
James Peters: The Visual Prophet has absolutely dominated the opening minutes of this contest, but Drake seems to be in this match now. He continues to hammer away on Viz and our referee is doing what he can to urge Drake to get back into the ring. He’s been very lenient so far, but it appears like he’s going to start the count again. Viz broke up one earlier, but I’m not even sure if Drake is paying attention right now :lupe: He’s got his arm wrapped around Viz’s neck now AND THERE’S ‘DAWN OF JUSTICE’!
Persephone: Drake just used the guardrail to assist him with that double underhook DDT, and he drilled Viz’s skull right into the concrete floor! For the life of me, I can’t fathom why the Saudi royals and their associates aren’t more impressed right now. I thought they were a fan of violence, brutality, and hate crimes?
James Peters: :mjlol:
Stew-O: Drake’s finally thrown Viz back into the ringside area. He’s clearly struggling right now thanks to that nasty DDT. Viz is slow to crawl towards the ring steps, but Drake rolls into the ring to break up the count. He’s back to the outside now and he stomps on Viz’s back! Viz manages to get a hand on the steps, but Drake crushes it beneath his boot! Viz’s fingers might be broken!
Persephone: Wow. I’m sure Viz will be fine. He was literally hung on a meathook during Glass Wallz and still managed to win the match.
James Peters: Imagine being on Voltage and having to skip a match because you have broken fingers.
(For the first time ever, James and Persephone share a laugh together.)
Stew-O: .
James Peters: Drake’s firmly in control of the match now and I say that as he scoops up Viz, and slams him down on the top of the steps! You two know as well as I do that Drake wants to make an example out of Viz tonight. He wants to show the world what happens when you provoke New Eden.
Persephone: I’m literally so over New Eden if I’m being honest with you. I hope they take the suspension and get absolutely fucked.
Stew-O: Most people are, and I’ll be honest. I do my best to be unbiased when it comes to these cross-brand matches and whatnot, but I would love nothing more than to see The Visual Prophet end Drake King here tonight. Drake has been an absolute menace this entire season, and it’s time someone shut him up for good.
Persephone: You know, I really feel like Drake is the type of person to die and somehow find a way to still annoy you post-mortem. That’s the kinda bozo we’ve had to deal with all season long on Voltage, not that it really matters to me one way or the other.
James Peters: Does anything besides Rex McAllister matter to you?
Persephone: Well.. I think I like the fact that Drake is up on the apron matters :lupe: Right before he climbed up there, he draped Viz stomach first across the top of the steps.
Stew-O: :damn: ‘JUDGEMENT DAY’!!!!!
James Peters: DOES NOT CONNECT!!!! VIZ ROLLED OFF THE STEPS AND DRAKE COMPLETELY MISSED THAT JUMPING VARIATION OF THE CURB STOMP! Viz’s chances to win this match might have been snuffed out if Drake had successfully hit his finisher off the apron, but luckily Viz was able to move. Drake looks absolutely pissed right now and he starts pulling up the padding around the ringside area!
Persephone: Viz sees what’s going on and he quickly gets to his feet! He rushes Drake and nails him with a forearm right to the face! Drake fires back with a kick to the ribcage, but Viz won’t be stopped this time! He slams his shoulder into Drake’s gut and drives him back against the ring post! Viz hammers away on Drake again, forcing him to his knees! Punch after punch connects with Drake’s head and Viz has Drake!
Stew-O: VIZ LOOKS TO SUPLEX DRAKE DOWN ON THAT EXPOSED CONCRETE BUT DRAKE IS ABLE TO BLOCK! VIZ TRIES AGAIN AND HE GETS DRAKE UP… ONLY FOR DRAKE TO LAND ON HIS FEET AND CATCH VIZ FROM BEHIND! DRAKE RAMS VIZ INTO THE RING POST AND HE QUICKLY SCRAMBLES TO THE APRON! HE WAITS FOR VIZ TO TURN AROUND AND THERE IT IS!!!!
James Peters: THIS TIME THE ‘JUDGEMENT DAY’ OFF THE APRON CONNECTS AND VIZ’S FACE IS DRIVEN INTO THAT EXPOSED CONCRETE! DRAKE GRABS VIZ, THROWS HIM INTO THE RING, AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREE-
Persephone: NOPE! NOT GUNNA BE THAT EASY! The referee has stopped the count because he sees Viz’s foot on the rope!
James Peters: That’s not going to make ‘The Messiah’ happy at all.
Stew-O: Drake pulls Viz away from the ropes and goes for a second cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
James Peters: KICKOUT! The Visual Prophet kicks out much to Drake’s complete disgust!
Stew-O: Drake hauls Viz up and he throws him back outside the ring! This match has been high octane offense from the very start, and I can’t say that I’m shocked. These two don’t like one another very much, and whoa guys. Watch out.
(The commentary team can be seen moving out of the way as Drake bounces Viz’s face off the announce table!)
Persephone: NOT MY PHONE!
James Peters: DRAKE JUST SLAPPED VIZ ACROSS THE FACE WITH PERSEPHONE’S PHONE!!!!
Stew-O: :gladbron: THAT SEEMS TO HAVE WOKEN UP VIZ! HE DOESN’T LOOK AT ALL HAPPY THAT HE JUST GOT SMACKED WITH A CELLPHONE AND HE JUST TOOK IT FROM DRAKE AND BROKE IT ACROSS HIS OWN LEG!
Persephone: :will: Damn Viz and his big ass boulder legs :will:
James Peters: VIZ GRABS DRAKE BY THE THROAT AND HE SLAMS HIM DOWN ON TOP OF OUR BOOTH! VIZ IS POUNDING AWAY ON DRAKE, WHO TRIES TO GET AWAY BUT VIZ ISN’T HAVING IT! HE’S CLIMBED ON TOP OF THE BROADCAST HIMSELF AND HE’S GOT DRAKE UP!!!
Stew-O: DRAKE FIGHTS BACK! HE NAILS VIZ IN THE RIBS AND IN THE BACK, BUT VIZ CLUBS HIM ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND NECK! LOOK AT DRAKE! DRAKE JUST SNATCHED UP THE TELEVISION MONITOR AND SLAMMED IT INTO VIZ’S GUT! DRAKE HAS TAKEN CONTROL OF THIS MATCH AGAIN AND HE PULLS VIZ INTO POSITION FOR ‘ASCENSION’!!!!
Persephone: Seriously guys… Viz broke my phone over his meaty, beefy, well defined, and extremely toned thigh…
James Peters: VIZ REVERSES! DRAKE IS SENT BACKWARDS WITH A BACK BODY DROP! I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE CRACKED THE BACK OF HIS HEAD ON OUR BOOTH AS HE HIT THE GROUND! DRAKE LOOKS UNCONSCIOUS AT THE MOMENT!
Persephone: CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT MY FUCKING PHONE?!?!
The Visual Prophet: (off-mic and looking directly at Persephone) Shut your bitch ass up.
Stew-O: :blessed: THANK YOU, VIZ!
Persephone: EWWWWW! FUCK ALL OF YOU!
James Peters: VIZ ZEROES IN ON WHAT COULD POTENTIALLY BE AN INJURY FOR DRAKE AND GOES RIGHT FOR THE HEAD! HE KICKS DRAKE OVER ONTO HIS STOMACH AND BEGINS STOMPING ON THE GRAND RAMPAGE WINNER’S HEAD! VIZ IS ABSOLUTELY RELENTLESS RIGHT NOW AND HE PULLS DRAKE TO HIS FEET! VIZ USES HIS INCREDIBLE POWER TO LIFT DRAKE UP BY THE NECK AND HE SLAMS THE BACK OF HIS HEAD INTO THE RING POST! VIZ MAINTAINS CONTROL AND HE SLAMS DRAKE’S HEAD DOWN ON THE RING STEPS! DRAKE’S BRAINS HAVE GOT TO BE SCRAMBLED AT THIS POINT!
Stew-O: VIZ THROWS DRAKE TO THE SIDE AND BEGINS TO DIG UNDER THE RING! Is this a no disqualification match now?!?!?!
James Peters: :lupe: That seems to happen a lot on Voltage :lupe: It wouldn’t surprise me if Captain Charisma told the referee to be lax.
Stew-O: So we’re really going to have to hear Drake complain even more about the conspiracy against him? :noah:
James Peters: Yes… AND VIZ HAS A TABLE! VIZ JUST PULLED OUT A TABLE! HE RIPS APART THE RING STEPS AND DRAGS THEM AWAY FROM THE RING! VIZ PLACES THE TABLE ACROSS THE STEPS AND APRON OF THE RING AND NOW HE’S GRABBING DRAKE!
Stew-O: :lupe: Is it just me, or has this been our most violent Saudi show to date?
James Peters: :lupe: Well surely the Board of Directors had to get the No Way Out matches approved…
Stew-O: Not our problem, I reckon.
James Peters: True, but you know who has a big problem right now?
Stew-O: :damn: DRAKE DOES! VIZ JUST DROVE DRAKE RIGHT THROUGH THAT TABLE, BREAKING IT IN HALF! VIZ TAKES A MOMENT TO SURVEY THE DAMAGE DONE, AND HE QUICKLY PULLS DRAKE UP, HOISTING HIM HIGH IN THE AIR, AND LETS DRAKE DROP THROAT FIRST ACROSS THE EDGE OF THE APRON! DRAKE’S HEAD JUST SNAPPED BACK AT A NASTY ANGLE!
James Peters: VIZ ISN’T DONE YET! HE SITS DRAKE ON THE APRON OF THE RING, POSITIONING HIM AGAINST THE RING POST, AND CLIMBS UP! VIZ IS STANDING ON THE APRON NOW AND HE RUNS AT DRAKE… STRIKING HIM IN THE FACE WITH A RUNNING KNEE AND CRUSHING THE MAN’S HEAD AGAINST THE RING POST! SURELY DRAKE IS DEAD NOW!!! VIZ ROLLS DRAKE INTO THE RING AND GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: DRAKE IS ABLE TO GET HIS SHOULDER UP!
James Peters: BUT INSTEAD OF BEING ANGRY, VIZ SEEMS AMUSED! THE VISUAL PROPHET SITS BACK ON HIS HAUNCHES AND LOOKS DOWN AT HIS RIVAL! DRAKE IS BARELY ABLE TO MOVE RIGHT NOW AND VIZ HAS A LOOK OF PURE EVIL ON HIS FACE! WHAT’S HE GOING TO DO NOW??
Persephone: (mumbling) He should buy me a new phone to be frank…
Stew-O: I see someone’s done sulking.
James Peters: VIZ HAS RETRIEVED A CHAIR AND BROUGHT IT INTO THE RING! THE REFEREE IS TURNING A BLIND EYE AND THAT’S ALL THE ENCOURAGEMENT VIZ NEEDS!!! HE PULLS DRAKE UP BY THE HAIR, SHOWS HIM THE CHAIR, AND HE TAKES A WILD SWING!!!!
Stew-O: DRAKE DIVES OUT OF THE WAY! IF VIZ WOULD HAVE CONNECTED WITH THAT CHAIR SHOT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIGHTS OUT FOR DRAKE, NO DOUBT! VIZ LOOKS TO SLAM THE CHAIR ACROSS DRAKE’S BACK BUT ONCE AGAIN, DRAKE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! DRAKE HITS THE ROPES AND QUICKLY TRIES TO PULL HIMSELF UP, BUT HERE COMES VIZ! VIZ LOOKS TO DRIVE THE END OF THE CHAIR INTO DRAKE’S GUT, BUT DRAKE GETS HIS FOOT UP!
James Peters: DRAKE CONNECTS WITH THE CHAIR AND IT FALLS FROM VIZ’S HANDS! BOTH MEN DIVE FOR IT, BUT IT’S DRAKE WHO GETS HIS HANDS ON IT! VIZ KNEES HIM IN THE FACE AND FOLLOWS UP WITH A STEP-UP ENZIGURI THAT SENDS DRAKE CRASHING INTO THE ROPES!
Persephone: So what?
Stew-O: Drake pulls himself onto the apron, but Viz knows that he can not afford to waste any time in this match. For all the shit he talks, and for how delusional he actually is, Drake King is one hell of a resilient athlete. That was on full display at Grand Rampage just a few weeks ago when he started the match at number one and lasted until the very end. He was put through Hell in that match at the end, having his own ear nailed to the ring by Impact.
James Peters: Viz reaches over to grab Drake by the hair, but ‘The Redeemer’ catches Viz in the stomach with a shoulder thrust! Drake is back up and the two men exchange a few punches, before Viz finally gets Drake by the hair! Viz cracks Drake in the head with a headbutt, which nearly sends Drake off the apron! He does block a second headbutt from Viz, but Viz doesn’t dwell on the missed opportunity. He catches Drake right across the jaw with a solid right hand, dropping Drake down to a knee.
Stew-O: Drake quickly recovers and he is able to dive through the ropes and catch Viz with another shoulder to the gut! Viz is forced to back off and that allows Drake to reach through the ropes, grab Viz, and he drops him down into the hardest part of the ring with a DDT!!!! Drake is on the ground now, and it’s taking him a moment to get himself together. Viz has really taken Drake to task so far in this match, and it’s definitely taken its toll. The Voltage Elitist could very well be concussed.
Persephone: I seriously hope he is.
James Peters: Viz has rolled back into the ring now, which prompts Drake to climb back onto the apron. Viz quickly gets to his feet as he sees Drake climbing up top from outside of the ring! Viz rushes to the turnbuckle and greets Drake! The two are fighting now! Both men are exchanging rights and lefts, and it’s Viz who goes for a headbutt! Drake slips from the turnbuckle, barely landing on his feet on the apron, and Viz carefully turns himself so that he is facing Drake! Viz raises his hands up, and I think he is going for a flying double axe-handle, but Drake quickly grabs his legs!
Stew-O: Viz lands in a seated position on the top turnbuckle and what the hell is Drake doing! Drake slips underneath Viz and he’s got him on his shoulders! Viz rains down a series of punches to Drake’s head, but Drake walks forward and he falls back! THE BACK OF VIZ’S HEAD JUST STRUCK THE TURNBUCKLE AND BOTH MEN ARE DOWN ON THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING!
Persephone: :krabs: Drake just slipped down to the floor and he’s grabbed Viz by the legs! Viz is holding the back of his head, and isn’t really aware that Drake is about to do something sinister…
James Peters: DRAKE PULLS VIZ OFF THE APRON AND PLANTS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED CONCRETE FLOOR WITH AN INVERTED ALABAMA SLAM! HOLY SHIT! VIZ’S FACE HAS GOT TO BE BROKEN!!!!!
Stew-O: Blood is pooling around Viz’s face and head. I really don’t even know what to say after that. Drake likely killed him, and there’s not a single ounce of remorse written on his face. Of course, I’m not naive enough to believe that Drake regrets anything he’s done. I don’t even think he regrets the way he’s acted in the past.
Persephone: The referee is down to check on Viz, but Drake pushes him out of the way. He pulls Viz’s deadweight up and rolls him back into the ring! Drake stands above the fallen body of The Visual Prophet and he raises his hands in the air almost as if he’s blessing himself!
Drake King: (off mic) All hail Drake The Redeemer :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:
Crowd: No.
James Peters: Drake places his foot across Viz’s chest and demands that the referee count the pin!!!! Not like this!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRE-
Persephone: :comeagain:
Stew-O: Drake just reached down and pulled Viz back up! He had the match won??? Why????
James Peters: I don’t think Drake is done punishing Viz. For almost an entire year, this man has been plagued with nightmares about what he experienced in Prophetic Visions. It doesn’t matter if Drake claims to have moved on or not. It doesn’t even matter if he will admit this or not. Hurting Viz and ending him right now means absolutely everything. Drake has been waiting for a chance like this for a long, long time.
Persephone: Well the weirdo has retrieved the chair that Viz brought into the ring earlier, and you can tell by the look on the referee’s face, he wants to stop Drake from using it. Fair is fair though! Viz wasn’t stopped when he brought the illegal object into the ring, and now Drake can’t be stopped using it, although that would be kind of hilarious.
Stew-O: Drake has placed the chair across Viz’s face and he is going up top! Drake is about to end this match right now!
James Peters: DRAKE MAKES THE SIGN OF THE CROSS BEFORE HE LEAPS FROM THE TOP ROPE! PHOENIX SPLASH! DRAKE’S PHOENIX SPLASH IS ONE OF THE BEST MOVES IN PROFESSIONAL WREST-
Persephone: THE VISUAL PROPHET JUST THREW THE CHAIR AT DRAKE! THE CHAIR CONNECTS WITH DRAKE’S FACE AND HE CRASHES AND BURNS! VIZ IS SITTING UP NOW AND HE IS CRAWLING TOWARDS DRAKE! VIZ WITH A SECOND WIND OR WHATEVER YOU SAY WHEN SOMEONE COMES BACK TO LIFE DURING A MATCH AND HE’S GOT THE CHAIR! HE SLAMS IT DOWN ACROSS DRAKE’S BACK!
Stew-O: HE KICKS DRAKE IN THE RIBS, FORCING HIM ONTO HIS BACK, AND HE BRINGS THE CHAIR DOWN ACROSS DRAKE’S MID-SECTION! VIZ IS NOW BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF DRAKE WITH THAT CHAIR!!! EVERY TIME DRAKE TRIES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY, VIZ CATCHES HIM! VIZ WITH ANOTHER SHOT ACROSS DRAKE’S BACK AND HE’S FINALLY DENTED THE CHAIR! VIZ DROPS THE CHAIR AND HE’S GRABBING DRAKE! WHAT’S VIZ GUNNA DO NOW?!
James Peters: :damn:!!!! GOTCH STYLE PILEDRIVER ONTO THE CHAIR! IF DRAKE WASN’T ALREADY CONCUSSED, THEN HE DAMN SURE IS NOW!
Persephone: :mjlol: VIZ STRADDLES DRAKE’S CHEST AND BEGINS TO GYRATE HIS HIPS! Drake’s so out of it right now that he doesn’t even realize he’s being completely humiliated right now :mjlol:
James Peters: I really hope Viz’s antics don’t end up getting him stoned to death…
Stew-O: Viz finally stops and places his hands on Drake’s shoulders. I guess this is a pin and the referee is down to count. He could probably count to a hundred at this point because that piledriver has taken Drake completely out of the match.
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEE-
Persephone: :krabs: Do unto others!!!
James Peters: Viz has pulled Drake up, much like Drake did with him earlier, and both men are now back to their feet. Viz goes for a right hand but Drake has enough left to block the shot! Viz doesn’t handle that very well and he slaps the taste right out of Drake’s mouth! This time, his right hand connects and he looks to whip Drake into the corner! Drake puts the brakes on, and ends up reversing, but Viz drops down, slides under Drake’s legs, and hooks him around the neck! Drake is able to slip out of Viz’s clutches this time and he runs the ropes! Viz has the chair and he swings at Drake, hoping to catch him on the rebound, but Drake with a crafty little baseball slide that sends him out of the ring!
Stew-O: Drake is now digging under the ring but here comes Viz! Viz reaches through the ropes to grab his rival, but DRAKE HAS A CHAIR AND JUST SLAMMED IT UPSIDE VIZ’S HEAD! SOMEHOW, THAT DIDN’T BRING VIZ DOWN SO DRAKE LEAPS ON THE APRON AND NAILS HIM WITH A SLINGSHOT DDT! DRAKE QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEE-
James Peters: VIZ KICKS OUT! FRUSTRATION HAS SETTLED IN FOR DRAKE! DRAKE QUICKLY GOES TO THE TURNBUCKLES AND HE BEGINS TO UNLACE THE PADDING! DRAKE MAKES QUICK WORK OF ALL THREE PADS AND HE MAKES HIS WAY BACK OVER TO THE VIZ! VIZ WAS ALREADY MAKING HIS WAY BACK UP AND HE ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS DRAKE WITH A NASTY ELBOW TO THE JAW!!!! DRAKE NEARLY TRIPS OVER HIS OWN FEET DUE TO THE SHEER FORCE OF THAT ELBOW AND VIZ LANDS A KICK RIGHT TO DRAKE’S STOMACH! VIZ GRABS DRAKE BY THE HAIR AND HE RUNS HIM TO THAT CORNER! DRAKE HAS TO GET HIS FOOT UP AND HE KNOCKS VIZ AWAY FROM HIM THANKS TO AN ELBOW! DRAKE TURNS AROUND, CLIMBS ON THE ROPES, BUT VIZ IS UP AS WELL!
Persephone: Can they both just fall to their deaths now? This has gone on a bit long.
Stew-O: BOTH MEN ARE GOING AT IT RIGHT NOW! IT’S DRAKE! IT’S VIZ! DRAKE! VIZ! DRAKE! VIZ! DRAKE! VIZ! VIZ! VIZ! VIZ! DRAKE WITH A HEADBUTT! DRAKE WITH A RIGHT HAND! DRAKE PULLS VIZ TO THE TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS GOING FOR A SUPERPLEX! DRAKE HOOKS VIZ, BUT VIZ ISN’T HAVING IT! DRAKE WITH CLUBBING BLOWS TO VIZ’S BACK! DRAKE TRIES ONE MORE TIME FOR THE SUPERPLEX AND BOTH MEN GO CRASHING TO THE MAT!
Persephone: High risk moves often take something from both idiots, and it seems like Drake is in about as much pain as Viz is right now. I guess we’re going to be forced to pretend to care as both men struggle to get back into this match and it becomes stupidly dramatic.
Stew-O: I really don’t see how you work with her every single week.
James Peters: At least you’re not simping over her like Rich does.
Persephone: Seriously, I’m right here. You can stop acting like I’m not not.
(Both men are down for quite some time before Drake starts to struggle into a sitting position.)
Stew-O: It seems like Drake is the first man to come too, but he doesn’t have the energy to go for the cover. This match has been pretty brutal, and yes, I know that both have been through worse, but that doesn’t take away from the punishment these two have inflicted on one another so far.
James Peters: I completely agree. This match has been personal, and neither man has held anything back. Both have tried to hurt the other, and I have no idea what kind of effort it will take for someone to actually win this thing. Drake is making his way over to the ropes, needing something to hang on too in order to help him up, and Viz is back up! VIZ IS UP IN A FLASH AND HE RUSHES DRAKE! A CLOTHESLINE SENDS DRAKE OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!
Stew-O: BUT HE LANDS ON THE APRON! VIZ DOESN’T SEE DRAKE ON THE APRON! HE TURNS AROUND AND DRAKE IS THERE! DRAKE WITH A SLINGSHOT SPE-
Persephone: VIZ WITH A KNEE! HE CATCHES DRAKE, SCOOPS HIM UP, AND THROWS DRAKE ACROSS HIS SHOULDERS! ‘AIR BAE’!!!! VIZ WITH THE AIRPLANE SPIN! HE SPINS AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND! DRAKE IS FLOPPING AROUND LIKE A FISH OUT OF WATER, BUT VIZ KEEPS GOING! HE HITS TEN AND LETS DRAKE DROP TO THE GROUND!
James Peters: WAIT A SECOND! VIZ SHAKES OFF THE DIZZINESS AND HE GRABS DRAKE AGAIN! A SECOND ‘AIR BAE’!!!!! DRAKE GOES FOR ANOTHER RIDE! THIS IS GREAT!
Stew-O: VIZ IS AT 11… 12.. 13… 14… 15…
Crowd: 16… 17… 18… 19… 20… 21… 22… 23… 24… 25…
Persephone: 26… 27… 28… 29…
Everyone: 30!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: VIZ IS STAGGERING AROUND, DIZZY AS HELL, WITH DRAKE STILL ON HIS SHOULDERS! HE STUMBLES AROUND THE RING FOR A BIT BEFORE LAUNCHING DRAKE RIGHT INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLES! DRAKE’S FOREHEAD CONNECTS WITH STEEL AND HE’S BUSTED OPEN! DRAKE CRUMBLES INTO A HEAP ON THE MAT, AND VIZ FALLS FLAT ON HIS BUTT!
Persephone: VIZ NEEDS TO FINISH THIS LITTLE SHIT OFF RIGHT NOW!
Stew-O: FOR ONCE I COMPLETELY AGREE! NOW IS THE TIME FOR THE VISUAL PROPHET TO CAPITALIZE AND PUT DRAKE AWAY FOR GOOD!
James Peters: Viz is finally back to his feet, but Drake has not moved. I’m not sure if he can move at this point. Viz walks towards him, but that look in his eyes tells me that this isn’t about to be a routine finish. Viz is thinking big! He slides out of the ring and pulls Drake down to the ground. He drags him by the arm and they’re making their way towards our broadcast booth :lupe:
Persephone: Well let me grab my iPad before that moron decides to use it as a weapon or break it.
(Once again, the commentary team are sent scattering as Viz throws Drake down on top of the broadcast booth.)
Stew-O: :lupe: Viz pulls Drake onto his shoulders and oh no. Oh no. This isn’t going to be good for Drake. THIS ISN’T GOING TO BE GOOD FOR DRAKE! RUNNING ‘PROPHET DRIVER’! VIZ GOES AIRBORNE AND DRIVES DRAKE THROUGH THE SAUDI ANNOUNCE TABLE! DEAR GAWD WE’RE GUNNA GET BANNED FROM THESE SHOWS FOR LIFE AND I DON’T THINK JON CONNING HAS ANYMORE RELATIVES HE CAN SELL TO THE SAUDI ROYALS!!!!
James Peters: VIZ FLEW FROM ONE TABLE TO THE OTHER, AND HE HAS FINISHED DRAKE OFF FOR GOOD!!!!
Persephone: HAS HE?! HE HAS TO PIN HIM IN THE RING TO WIN!
(Both men are down once again, and they’re not moving. Drake has rolled over to his side and curled into the fetal position, and Viz seems to be a bit hurt as well. No one really knows how to react to what they just witnessed, and no one really knows what is going to happen next. The camera catches Drake drawing his foot up and messing with his boot, unlacing it, which could very well be the result of him landing on it and it potentially being injured. Viz is cradling his face and head, fresh blood pouring from his wounds, but he knows that it’s now or never. He finally gets back to his feet.)
James Peters: I’m pretty sure Viz knows that, but he’s not bringing Drake to the ring :lupe: Oh wow. WOW! VIZ IS GOING BACK TO THE TOP! IF DRAKE WAS EVEN THINKING ABOUT COMPETING IN VOLTAGE’S MAIN EVENT AFTER HIS CONVERSATION WITH CAPTAIN CHARISMA EARLIER, HE WON’T BE ABLE TOO NOW! VIZ IS ABOUT TO END THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM AND MAYBE EVEN END DRAKE FOR GOOD!
Stew-O: VIZ SIGNALS FOR ‘BOW TO THE HEART’!!!! THIS MOVE HAS PUT SO MANY PEOPLE AWAY! THIS IS WHAT HELPED VIZ WIN KING OF ELITE LAST YEAR AND TAKE VICTORY AWAY FROM JAMIE O’HARA!!!!!
Persephone: LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA SLDJALSKDJ ALSKDJ ASLDJ ALSKDJ LASKDJ ALSKD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE’S DEAD!!!!!!! DRAKE KING IS DEAD :blessed: :blessed: :blessed: DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD!!!!!!
James Peters: A SCREAM JUST RIPPED FROM THE LIPS OF THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!
Stew-O: Guys, what the fuck just happened?!?!
(Viz’s body is draped over Drake’s but it’s clear he did not connect with the ‘Bow to the Heart’. Drake manages to push Viz onto his back and the audience can’t help but gasp.)
James Peters: Oh my gawd…
Persephone: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO X10000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUDE IMPALED VIZ WITH THAT SHARPENED CRUCIFIX HE CARRIES AROUND!!!! THAT’S AMAZING!!!
(The camera zooms in on Drake’s little crucifix, stuck right in Viz’s side.)
Stew-O: Drake must have been hiding that thing in his boot. No wonder he started messing with his foot as soon as he got his bearings after that ‘Prophet Driver’!!!
James Peters: DRAKE SITS UP AND HE HAS A SICK SMILE ON HIS FACE! THIS MAN IS PURE EVIL! HE CRAWLS OUT OF THE WRECKAGE OF THE SAUDI ANNOUNCE TABLE AND HE STANDS UP! DRAKE LEANS DOWN AND CALLOUSLY RIPS THAT CRUCIFIX OUT OF VIZ’S SIDE AND RAISES IT ABOVE HIS HEAD! NO! DON’T DO THIS!!!!
Persephone: :ciampa: YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! WE STAND A HYPOCRITICAL RELIGIOUS FIGURE WHO CLAIMS TO BE AGAINST VIOLENCE!!!!
Stew-O: DRAKE IS DRIVEN THAT WEAPON INTO THE OPEN WOUND ON VIZ’S FOREHEAD! BLOOD IS POURING DOWN THE FACE OF THE VISUAL PROPHET! HIS FACE IS A CRIMSON MASK RIGHT NOW! ALL OF THE PAIN AND TORTURE THAT PROPHETIC VISIONS PUT DRAKE THROUGH IS COMING OUT RIGHT NOW!
Drake King: (off mic) SAY. MY. FREAKING. NAME!
The Visual Prophet: (off mic and gasping) No.
James Peters: VIZ HAS DRAKE’S HANDS! HE IS USING EVERYTHING HE HAS LEFT TO TRY AND WRESTLE THE CRUCIFIX AWAY FROM DRAKE!
Persephone: IT’S NOT ENOUGH! DRAKE DRIVES IT BACK DOWN INTO VIZ’S SKULL!!!!!
Drake King: (off mic) SAY. MY. FREAKING. MAN!
The Visual Prophet: (off mic) No.
Stew-O: DRAKE HAS SNAPPED! HE HAS COMPLETELY SNAPPED! HE RIPS THE CRUCIFIX OUT OF VIZ’S SKULL AND CLUTCHES IT IN HIS HAND! HE GRABS VIZ AND BEGINS TO DRAG HIM BACK TOWARDS THE RING! THE VISUAL PROPHET DOESN’T HAVE ANY FIGHT LEFT IN HIM! HE HAS LOST SO MUCH BLOOD! DRAKE HAULS HIM UP AND TOSSES HIM INSIDE THE RING!
(Drake takes a deep breath before following Viz inside. He makes his way over to the man who broke him last season and changed the course of his life forever. Drake drops down, sitting beside Viz, staring at him with absolutely nothing but disgust. There is no empathy. There is nothing. It’s just pure disgust, and there is no other way to really describe it. Viz’s eyes are fluttering, signaling that he is on the brink of unconsciousness, and at that, Drake closes his own eyes.)
Persephone: Is this motherfucker really praying right now?
(Drake clutches his bloody crucifix and brings it up to his chest, raising his head. He’s silent for a few moments before his eyes open and he looks down at his struggling opponent.)
Drake King: (off mic) Last chance. Say my name.
(Drake slaps Viz across the face, bringing him back to reality. Viz, clutching the wound in his side, somehow manages to somewhat sit up so he and Drake are level with one another. Their eyes lock and what Drake sees inside of Viz is something he doesn’t like. The ever defiant Visual Prophet manages to shake his head, and crack a bloody smile at the man he once stood and fought alongside.)
The Visual Prophet: (off mic) No.
(Drake stands up and shakes his head.)
Drake King: (off mic) Alright then.
James Peters: THE BOOK OF DRISTIANITY!!! THE PUNT KICK CONNECTS ON VIZ’S SKULL!!!!
Persephone: BUH-BYE!!!!
Stew-O: DRAKE WITH THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER… DRAKE THE REDEEMER!!!!
(Drake rolls off of Viz as “Taking A Stand” begins to blast across the PA system. The referee has called for medics to come to the ring, and is tending to Viz instead of raising Drake’s hand.)
Stew-O: I really don’t know what to say about the ending of that match, but Drake has finally defeated The Visual Prophet. He practically had to kill him in order to do it, but it’s been done.
James Peters: This match was brutal from start to finish, and I really don’t have any words at this point, either. This could be Drake’s last time in an EAW ring for awhile, and what a way to end his season.
Persephone: What a way to end The Visual Prophet :wow: Drake wanted his revenge and he got it, and now these people are going to have to scrape Viz off the mat and find a way to put him back together.
(Drake is back up now, and he shoves the referee tending to Viz out of the way. Viz hasn’t moved and Drake bends down, gently laying the blood soaked crucifix across the chest of his greatest rival to date. The referee shakes his head in disgust, unable to process the visual of the Visual One out cold in the ring with the weapon that did it placed symbolically across his chest.)
(Battle of Egypt fades out.)
(The scene fades into the ringside area and catches a shot of the crowd. They are on the edge of their seats waiting for the next match, and it doesn’t take long for the next match graphic to flash across the screen.)
(‘Bad Medicine’ By Bon Jovi hits, as the crowd boos. A spotlight shines down onto the center of the stage, as Dr. Bethany Blue steps out wearing her wrestling gear under her large Doctor’s coat. Bethany scans the arena, then makes her way down the entrance ramp and towards the ring.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is set for ONE FALL!!! And it is for the EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Introducing first.. The Challenger.. From Miami, Florida! Weighing in at 125lbs!! DOCTOR BETHANY BLUE!!!!!!!
James Peters: Here we go! Specialists title match coming up, and these two competitors have a lot of bad blood between each other that has grown over the past few weeks.
Rich Russillo: You have got that right James. Bethany has felt overlooked and felt that opportunities that she deserved haven’t been coming her way, so she did what she needed to by getting herself into this title match against Constance Blevins. She snuck in and intruded on the reigning Champion, Constance Blevins’, covid examination, then injected her with a sedative that knocked Blevins out cold at Grand Rampage with the help of Nurse Goldstein. She said that it was nothing personal, but it definitely grew into a personal rivalry over the next few weeks.
James Peters: Yeah, Dr. Bethany Blue has been on the receiving end of multiple attacks from Constance Blevins since then. After their tag team match together in the main event of Voltage, along with a distraction and beat down after Bethany’s match with Interwire Champion, Bronson Daniels on Showdown. Blevins has had Bethany’s number, but Bethany still wants nothing more than to leave tonight with the ultimate prize.
(‘Forgotten’ by Avril Lavigne hits, as the crowd gives a loud reaction. After a moment, Constance Blevins steps out. The champion is sporting a black leather jacket that covers her matching ring attire. Constance looks focused and ready for the challenge coming her way, and proceeds to walk down the entrance ramp while staring directly at Dr. Bethany Blue who stares right back at her the entire time.)
Bella Braxton: And her opponent!! From Baltimore, Maryland!! Weighing in at 120lbs!! SHE IS THE EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!!! THE FORGOTTEN!!! CONSTANCE BLEVINS!!!!
Rich Russillo: Constance Blevins is the reigning Specialists Champion, and she has been nothing less than dominant throughout this reign. She knew that at some point, someone with title experience like Blue would come around, and she’s been prepared. After the incident at Grand Rampage, Constance has had Bethany’s number, and tonight she wants to put the final nail in the coffin by putting Bethany away in order to leave with the Specialists Championship.
Persephone: Speaking of the Specialists Championship.. Where is it? She’s not wearing the title to the ring. :lupe:
James Peters: Well look at this! The referee for this match has exited the ring, and had been handed a big briefcase from the time keeper. What could that be?
(The screen shows the referee entering back into the ring with the extra large briefcase. He sets it down in the center of the ring, then pops it open. The referee then reaches down and grabs a newly designed EAW Specialists Championship, then raises it up in the air, as the crowd goes wild.)
James Peters: WOW!! LOOK AT THAT BEAUTY!! IT’S A NEW DESIGN, AND IT LOOKS WONDERFUL!!
Rich Russillo: It’s a new era here for the Specialists Division, and can guarantee that Constance wants to walk out with that title so that she can continue shaping this division the way that she wants with a title of her own.
James Peters: At the same time, Bethany wants to be the champion too. Only one can walk out with the title.. But who will it be?
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: Here we go! The Specialists Championship match is underway, and boy do these two women look ready to go at each other in order to put an end to this heated rivalry, and walk out of Cairo, Egypt as the Specialists Champion!
Persephone: Judging by the look that they are giving one another, they look more pissed off than I do when I have to call a match that doesn’t feature my RexyPoo. Speaking of that, they better get this match done quickly.
Rich Russillo: There’s a lot of built up frustration and tension between these two that needs to be let out tonight, and I’m not sure if either Elitist is going to give up or fall to the other easily.
James Peters: AND THERE SHE GOES!! DR. BETHANY BLUE CHARGES IN AT CONSTANCE BLEVINS AND STRIKES HER ACROSS THE TOP OF THE HEAD WITH A RUNNING FOREARM SHOT!! That shot sends Constance Blevins up against the ring ropes, as Blue now walks up and delivers a piercing knee strike to the abdomen of the Champion!!
Rich Russillo: Blevins bends over in pain after that one, but Dr. Bethany Blue makes sure that there is no time for her to recover. She knows just how dangerous Constance can be, especially after all of the things she has pulled over these past few weeks, so Blue can not afford to leave Blevins any openings here tonight if she intends on walking out as the Specialists Champion!
James Peters: Dr. Bethany Blue grabs Blevins by the wrist now, and irish whips her over to the other side of the ring! Blevins hits the ropes and rebounds back towards the challenger.. RUNNING KNEE LIFT BY DOCTOR BETHANY BLUE!! NO!! CONSTANCE DIVES AND SLIDES PAST DR. BETHANY BLUE, AS SHE DODGES THE ATTACK!!
Rich Russillo: Constance pops right back up to her feet, and turns around, as she charges at Blue who faces her!! RUNNING LARIAT BY CONSTANCE BLEVINS!!! NO!! Dr. Blue ducks underneath the arm, and runs towards the ropes ahead of her, as Constance continues running towards the ropes at the other end after that missed clothesline!!
Persephone: Dr. Bethany Blue hits the ropes, and rebounds back… BUT SHE GETS HIT WITH A SLING BLADE FROM CONSTANCE BLEVINS WHO WAS ALSO RUNNING BACK OFF A REBOUND AT THE OTHER END OF THE RING!! Blue didn’t have enough time to process a move, and now she’s down on the canvas of the ring! All Constance needs to do is pin her down and we can be out of here!!!
James Peters: As much as you want to leave commentary to attend to the Rex files on your personal laptop, I don’t think the pin is coming anytime soon, because Blue is wisely rolling away from the center of the ring and towards the side ropes!
Rich Russillo: The Champion gets to her feet and makes her way over to Dr. Bethany Blue. Blue is down on her hands and knees, as Blevins gets off to her side and.. DELIVERS A STINGING KNEE STRIKE TO THE ABDOMEN OF BLUE!! Blevins with another with her left knee!! Now a third with her right once more, and that one drops Dr. Bethany Blue flat at the edge of the ring!!
James Peters: Dr. Bethany Blue rolls under the bottom rope, and lays flat on her back on the ring apron. Constance Blevins taking a step away from Dr. Blue now as she is obviously inspecting the situation that Dr. Bethany Blue is in. These two women are so smart with their attacks and have such a great understanding about what to do, and where to be in certain situations. That’s a big reason why this match has been so hyped up, because everyone knows that these two are amongst the best at this craft!
Persephone: The Doctor reaches up, and grabs the side ropes from the ring apron. She uses the bottom rope to pull herself up to a seated position, then gets her right knee under her before grabbing the middle then top rope to get up to her feet on the apron.. KNEE TO THE ABDOMEN BY CONSTANCE BLEVINS FROM INSIDE THE RING ONTO DR. BLUE STANDING ON THE RING APRON ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROPES!! Dr. Bethany Blue is bent over on the ring apron, as Constance Blevins grabs the challenger by the head, and pulls her back into the ring through the middle ropes!! Dr. Blue’s legs are resting on the middle ropes, as her head is locked in a front facelock by the champion!! Constance looks to the left, then to the right.. ROPE-HUNG DDT BY CONSTANCE BLEVINS AS SHE SMACKS DR. BETHANY’S BLUE’S HEAD RIGHT INTO THE RING MAT!!!
Rich Russillo: That has got to hurt! Constance obviously knows that Dr. Blue’s head could be a key target for her in this match after she busted her open and had her bleeding from aggressive stomps while Doctor Blue’s head was resting on the steel steps in the Voltage Main Event a few weeks ago!
James Peters: Constance gets back to her feet, and reaches down to grabs Dr. Bethany Blue by the head and hair. She brings Blue up to her feet, then instantly connects with a knee strike to the midsection of the challenger! Constance now grabs Blue by the wrist, and Irish whips her over to the corner, as Dr. Bethany Blue crashes back first against the turnbuckles!!
Rich Russillo: The Champion is staring her down now, as she charges in.. RUNNING CORNER LARIAT BY CONSTANCE BLEVINS!!
Persephone: NO!!! Dr. Bethany Blue spins out of the corner and gets off to the side, as Constance crashes full speed into the turnbuckles with nobody home!! Constance clutches at her chest and shoulders in pain after the impact with the turnbuckles, and turns around.. EUROPEAN FOREARM BY DOCTOR BETHANY BLUE AND IT SENDS CONSTANCE BLEVINS BACK AGAINST THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!!
Rich Russillo: Dr. Bethany Blue is now making her way towards Constance, then immediately delivers a powerful knee strike to the abdomen of the champion!! Constance clutches at her midsection in pain, as she takes a few steps away from the corner. Dr. Blue steps out of the ring and onto the ring apron. The challenger is behind Constance, as she pulls back on the side ropes, then slingshots herself back into the ring.. SLINGSHOT DDT BY DR. BETHANY BLUE CONNECTS AS SHE PLANTS CONSTANCE’S FACE RIGHT INTO THE MAT!!! WHAT A MOVE BY THE DOCTOR!!
James Peters: Constance Blevins rolls onto her back as she lays facing the ceiling of the Cairo International Stadium. Meanwhile, Dr. Blue has gotten back up to her feet after that impressive Bulldog, and makes her way over to the corner. What is the Doctor thinking right here? She’s beginning to climb the turnbuckle, as she positions herself on the middle ropes!! She looks down at Constance.. THEN DELIVERS A KNEE DROP TO THE CHEST OF THE CHAMPION FROM THE MIDDLE ROPE!!! DOCTOR BETHANY BLUE JUST DRILLED HER KNEE RIGHT INTO THE HEART OF THE CHAMPION, AND NOW SHE’S GOING FOR THE PIN!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWW-
James Peters: Kickout at one and a half by the champion!!
Rich Russillo: There has been a lot of back and forth action early on in this match so far, but it seems like Dr. Bethany Blue is finding herself in the driver’s seat, as the momentum is definitely on her side right now with Blevins down in the ring. Dr. Blue gets to her feet, then reaches down to grab Constance Blevins. She gets the Champion up to her feet as well, then immediately kicks her in the gut, then pulls her in!! Dr. Blue lifts Constance up into a vertical suplex position!! She’s keeping the champion held high in the air, as she’s stalling!!
James Peters: The blood is rushing straight to the head of Constance right now, and let me tell you, it’s not comfortable. She must be getting extremely light headed by being in that upside down posi-
Rich Russillo: CONSTANCE MANAGES TO KICK HER LEG OVER, AND SLIPS OUT OF THE SUPLEX POSITION, AS SHE LANDS ON HER FEET BEHIND DR. BETHANY BLUE!! Constance reaches around the head of the challenger from behind.. AND SNAPS DR. BETHANY BLUE DOWN WITH AN INVERTED HEADLOCK BACKBREAKER!!! WHAT A REVERSAL BY CONSTANCE BLEVINS!!!
James Peters: One of the many great traits of the champion is how she doesn’t fold in pressure situations. When most people would freak out and worry, Constance instead stays calm, collected, and focuses on what she needs to do in order to get herself in a better position. That counter into that beautiful backbreaker is a prime example of that.
Persephone: Rex is calmer.
Rich Russillo: What does Rex have to do with this match?
Persephone: I’m just saying that Constance could never have the mindset of the Sexy Rexy with the big muscles that go Flexy. As smart and as focused as she has shown she can be, she could never be a Rex McAllister.
Rich Russillo: Well she’s been beating to her own drum, and that’s why she’s managed to become such a great Specialists Champion. Having to go through the likes of Sierra Bradford and Holly Arrow, then being able to get the best of Dr. Bethany Blue on every occasion after Dr. Blue’s cheap attack with the help of Nurse Goldstein at Grand Rampage simply just shows how focused and dialed in Constance has been throughout this entire reign as Champion, along with how she’s continued to raise the standard of what it takes to step up to her and have a legitimate chance at taking that title away from her.
James Peters: Constance Blevins is just now getting up to her feet after hitting that desperation inverted headlock backbreaker moments ago. Dr. Blue is still down in the center of the ring, as Blevins begins to make her way over to the corner. Constance stares directly at Dr. Bethany Blue, as she stalks her prey. Dr. Blue rolling onto her stomach, then working her way up to her hands and knees..
Rich Russillo: BYE! BYE! DIE! BY CONSTANCE BLEVINS FROM OUT OF THE CORNER CONNECTS!!! THE RUNNING PENALTY KICK NEARLY BLASTED DR. BETHANY BLUE’S HEAD FROM OFF OF HER SHOULDERS, AND NOW SHE’S DOWN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! Constance hooking the legs!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRR-
Persephone: DAMNIT ANOTHER KICKOUT! :damn:
Rich Russillo: Constance thought she had it in the bag right there, but not quite. Dr. Bethany Blue managed to kick out, and the fight continues!!
James Peters: Blevins gets back to her feet, then reaches down to grab Dr. Bethany Blue. She brings the challenger up to her feet, then delivers a strong knee strike to the stomach!! Dr. Blue nearly falls to the canvas, but Constance Blevins grabs her, then whips her hard to the corner turnbuckles!!!
Rich Russillo: Dr. Bethany Blue is leaned back against the corner, as Constance charges in.. AND DELIVERS A RUNNING KNEE TO THE ABDOMEN OF DR. BETHANY BLUE!!! THE AIR WAS JUST TAKEN RIGHT OUT OF THE BODY OF THE CHALLENGER JUST NOW!!!
James Peters: And that’s not all Rich!! Constance steps up onto the middle rope, and now she’s delivering multiple knee strikes into the body of Dr. Bethany Blue with her right knee!!! ONE! TWO! THREE!! FOUR KNEE STRIKES BY CONSTANCE!!! ANOTHER!!! AND ANOTHER!!! AND ANOTHER!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE IS GETTING SPRAYED BY THESE KNEE STRIKES!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT LOOK!! DR. BLUE MANAGES TO USE WHATEVER STRENGTH SHE CAN MUSTER AND SHOVES CONSTANCE BLEVINS BACK, AS CONSTANCE CRASHES BACK FIRST AGAINST THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!!
James Peters: Dr. Bethany Blue is hurting, as she still leans against the turnbuckles. If those turnbuckles weren’t there for her to lean against, she would definitely be down on the ring mat right now-
Rich Russillo: CONSTANCE JUST SHOT RIGHT BACK UP TO HER FEET, AND CHARGED IN WITH ANOTHER RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE ABDOMEN OF DR. BETHANY BLUE IN THE CORNER!!! Constance now grabs Bethany by the back of the neck, then tosses her to the canvas in the center of the ring!! Dr. Bethany Blue is down on her hands and knees.. THEN GETS DRILLED IN THE HEAD BY A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE FROM OUT OF THE CORNER BY CONSTANCE BLEVINS!! THE DOCTOR IS DOWN!!! THE DOCTOR IS DOWN!!!
Persephone: PIN HER!! GET THIS MATCH OVER WITH!!! WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?! :noah:
James Peters: It seems like Constance isn’t done delivering the damage just yet, as she’s making her way towards the corner right now. Think about it Persephone. Constance stomped the life out of Dr. Blue with her head pressed up against the steel steps on Voltage, and knocked her out with the Final Expiration on Showdown after Blue’s match with Bronson Daniels.. Even with the damage and pain she has caused Dr. Bethany Blue, the Doctor is still here fighting without any fear against the reigning champion. Constance doesn’t just want to put the Doctor away.. She wants to put the Doctor away FOR GOOD!
Rich Russillo: Blevins is now at the top rope, as she stares down at Blue who is up to her hands and knees! Blue slowly gets up onto one knee, then works her way up to her feet, and turns around-
James Peters: MISSILE DROPKICK BY CONSTANCE BLEVINS!!!
Rich Russillo: NO!!! IT MISSES, AS CONSTANCE CRASHES AND BURNS!!! Dr. Bethany Blue side stepped at the last possible second, as Blevins is down on the ring mat! Constance is slowly working up to her feet, as Dr. Bethany Blue runs to the side ropes!! Blue rebounds back towards Constance who is just now getting up to her feet.. CORKSCREW ELBOW BY DR. BETHANY BLUE!!! IT CONNECTS AND CONSTANCE BLEVINS IS DOWN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! WHAT A MOVE BY DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!
Persephone: Dr. Blue gets back up to her feet, as Constance is down on her back in the center of the ring! Bethany walks over, and grabs Constance by the lower leg around her ankles, and tries to turn Constance over!
James Peters: But Constance knows what’s coming, and although she’s hurting, the Champion is using as much core strength as she can to prevent Dr. Bethany Blue from turning her over!! Blue is trying to rotate the hips of Constance, because controlling the hips of your opponent will only make a situation like this so much easier!! However, Constance manages to keep her hips square by still fighting with that strong core of hers!! I know that the strain she’s putting on her core from fighting Blue’s attempt at turning her has to be uncomfortable, but she’s preventing the submission from locking in!!
Rich Russillo: It seems like Doctor Blue realizes this, as she takes her right boot AND STOMPS RIGHT INTO THE MIDSECTION OF CONSTANCE BLEVINS!!! Blevins gasps for air, as that stomp knocked the wind right out of her!! But more importantly, it forced Blevins to stop fighting the turn with her core, and now Dr. Bethany Blue is able to turn her over!!! FRACTURED!!! THE ELEVATED BOSTON CRAB IS LOCKED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE HAS IT LOCKED IN!!!!!
Persephone: YES!!! SNAP HER BACK IN HALF!!! BREAK HER!!! :damn:
James Peters: :thefuck: A simple tap out would be fine with me..
Persephone: Not for me.. BREAK HER SPINE IN HALF AND MAKE COMMENTATING THIS MATCH TONIGHT WORTH MY TIME!!! :damn:
Rich Russillo: Her spine just might snap, as Constance Blevins is in excruciating pain right now!! The champion is screaming out in pain, as Dr. Bethany Blue sits back and applies as much pressure on the spine as she can!! The referee is keeping a close eye on Constance Blevins right now, because this match could be over real soon!! Blevins’ body is being bent in a way that it isn’t supposed to, as Doctor Blue tries to put this one away!!
James Peters: Dr. Bethany Blue is tired of being overlooked! She’s tired of people not taking her seriously, and watching others get opportunities that she feels she not only deserves, but has earned for herself!! THIS IS HER OPPORTUNITY TO RIGHT THE WRONGS OF EVERY PERSON WHO HAS OVERLOOKED HER!! THIS IS HER CHANCE TO WIN THE TITLE THAT SHE FAILED TO OBTAIN AT LAST YEAR’S GRAND RAMPAGE AGAINST DARCY MAY MORGAN!!! DR. BLUE IS WRENCHING BACK AS HARD AS SHE CAN, AS SHE SCREAMS OUT TO THE TOP OF HER LUNGS DUE TO THE AMOUNT OF FORCE SHE’S APPLYING ONTO CONSTANCE’S LOWER BACK!!
Rich Russillo: Constance’s face is getting pressed against the mat due to the position that she’s in, and it looks like she’s about to tap!! Her hand hovers over the ring mat!!! THIS COULD BE IT!!! THIS COULD ALL BE OVER!!! WE COULD HAVE A NEW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!!!
James Peters: WAIT NO!! Constance presses her hand down against the ring mat!! She does the same with her other hand, then elevates her chest off of the ground as she uses all of her strength and takes some tension off of her lower back!! Constance’s eyes are red, as tears were dripping from them due to the excruciating pain that she’s had to endure!! The Champion isn’t quitting though!!! CONSTANCE IS GRINDING HER TEETH AND BITING HER LIP IN ORDER TO FORCE THE PAIN ELSEWHERE!! THE CHAMPION BEGINS STEPPING FORWARD WITH HER HANDS AS SHE BEGINS TO MAKE HER WAY OVER TO THE RING ROPES!!!
Rich Russillo: SHE’S THREE STEPS AWAY!!! TWO!!! ONE!!! AND SHE GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE, FORCING THE ROPE BREAK!!!!
Persephone: :patrickboo:
James Peters: Doctor Bethany Blue turns her head and looks over her shoulder, as she sees the rope break after the referee announced that Blevins got to the ropes! Blue releases the submission hold, falls to her knees, then drops her head down in utter disappointment because she thought that she had the match in the bag right there.
Rich Russillo: Doctor Bethany Blue gets back up to her feet, and walks over to the other end of the ring. She is obviously frustrated at the fact that Constance isn’t making this easy whatsoever. The Doctor stares at Constance who is clutching at her lower back while she lays chest down at the side of the ring. Constance slowly works her way up to her hands and knees..
James Peters: BUT THAT GIVES DR. BETHANY BLUE AN OPENING, AS THE CHALLENGER GOES FOR THE CONCUSSION PROTOCOL!!! RUNNING CURBSTOMP BY DOCTOR BETHANY BLUE!!!
Rich Russillo: NO!! CONSTANCE BLEVINS TURNED HER HEAD, SAW WHAT WAS COMING HER WAY, AND SHE IMMEDIATELY DROPPED TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING IN ORDER TO ROLL UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE TO RINGSIDE!!
James Peters: Smart move by the champion just now. That Concussion Protocol could have been the knockout blow that seals this match, but Constance made sure to get out of the way just in time.
Persephone: Doctor Blue doesn’t look too happy about that, as another opportunity to finish this match slips away. Constance Blevins begins to walk around the ring to recover, as Dr. Bethany Blue exits through the ring ropes and makes her way over to the champion! Blue gets from behind Constance who has no idea that Bethany is even following her.. AND BLUE WITH THE CHOP BLOCK BEHIND THE KNEE SENDS CONSTANCE LANDING BACK FIRST AGAINST THE THINLY PADDED RINGSIDE FLOOR!!
Referee: One.. Two..
James Peters: Dr. Blue walks over to the side of Constance Blevins.. AND STOMPS DOWN INTO HER MIDSECTION!! That had to hurt, and Constance clutches at her stomach. Dr. Bethany Blue now reaches down and grabs Constance Blevins before bringing the champion up to her feet!! FOREARM TO THE HEAD BY DR. BLUE!! She follows it up with an irish whip that sends Constance Blevins crashing back first against the thinly padded barricade that surrounds the ring!!
Referee: Three.. Four..
Rich Russillo: And now Dr. Bethany Blue makes her way over to Blevins who is leaning up against that barricade.. AND BLUE WITH A STRONG FOREARM STRIKE TO THE HEAD OF CONSTANCE!! ANOTHER!!! AND ANOTHER!!!
James Peters: Wait look!! Constance Blevins fires back with her own forearm shot to the head of Dr. Blue!! Bethany now responding with a fourth forearm shot to the head!! Blevins with another one back at Bethany!! Constance now delivering a piercing knee strike to the stomach of Dr. Bethany Blue that turns Bethany all the way around, and forces her bend over, nearly dropping her to her knees!!! Constance gets herself away from the barricade, and steps towards Dr. Bethany Blue..
Rich Russillo: TJD!!!! TEMPORARY JOINT DYSFUNCTION!!!! THE SUPERKICK BY DR. BETHANY BLUE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE, AND CONSTANCE INSTANTLY DROPS TO THE GROUND!!!
Referee: Five.. Six.. Seven..
James Peters: Dr. Bethany Blue hears the referee counting, and understands that she can’t win the Specialists Championship by count-out. Blue slowly makes her way over to the ring, then slides inside for a brief moment, then slides right back out to restart the referee’s ring out count.
Persephone: Blue gets herself over to Constance Blevins, then reaches down to grab her. She brings the champion up to her feet, then begins to walk her back towards the ring!! The two have made it to the side of the ring, and now Doctor Blue tries to slide Constance back in.. BUT CONSTANCE WITH A BACK ELBOW INTO THE MIDSECTION OF DR. BETHANY BLUE!! ANOTHER!!! AND ANOTHER!!! Blue releases her grip on Constance, as the champion gets a hold of Dr. Blue’s head.. AND CONSTANCE BLEVINS SLAMS IT AGAINST THE EDGE OF THE RING APRON!!! Constance now slides the Doctor back into the ring!!
Rich Russillo: Constance Blevins now walks around the corner post of the ring, and gets herself up onto the ring apron. Meanwhile, inside the ring it’s Dr. Bethany Blue who is using the ropes work herself back up to her feet. Dr. Blue pulls herself up with the middle ropes, as she’s almost all the way up to her feet..
James Peters: BUT LOOK ON THE RING APRON, IT’S CONSTANCE BLEVINS WHO SPRINTS TOWARDS THE STEEL POST.. AND SHE CONNECTS WITH THE STEEL POST ASSISTED TIGER FEINT KICK THAT CATCHES DR. BETHANY BLUE RIGHT ACROSS THE HEAD, AND DROPS HER BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! WHAT A MOVE BY THE CHAMPION!!!
Rich Russillo: Constance Blevins now enters back into the ring, and hooks the legs!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
James Peters: ANOTHER KICKOUT BY DOCTOR BETHANY BLUE!!!
Persephone: Constance Blevins can’t believe thatBlue managed to kick out of that! The champion rises up to her feet, and walks over to the other side of the ring. She’s pacing back and forth, as she stares at Bethany!! Bethany slowly works up to her hands and knees, then gets herself up to her feet.. She turns around to face Constance Blevins-
Rich Russillo: THE ABOLISHMENT!! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE HEAD OF DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!
James Peters: NO!!! BLUE SIDE STEPS, AS CONSTANCE BLEVINS GOES RIGHT PAST HER!!!
Rich Russillo: Blevins turns around-
James Peters: CODE BLUE!!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE CAUGHT CONSTANCE BLEVINS WITH THE HEART PUNCH JUST AS SHE WAS TURNING AROUND!! CONSTANCE BLEVINS INSTANTLY DROPPING DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!!!
Persephone: Goodnight Blevins!!! Dr. Bethany Blue hooks the legs!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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Rich Russillo: CONSTANCE BLEVINS GOT HER FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!!
James Peters: The referee was so close to calling for the bell, but he saw that Constance managed to get her foot on the rope to break the count just in time!!
Persephone: With all of the missed calls that these referees have made, NOW is the time where they pay attention and let the match proceed? Come on.. I wanted this match to be done ages ago!!
Rich Russillo: You may be the only one Persephone. Listen to this crowd. They love what they are seeing between these two Elitists. They are going wild for both Dr. Bethany Blue and Constance Blevins!!!
Crowd: (Off-Mic) THIS IS AWESOME!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Listen to this crowd! They have definitely received their money’s worth, as they are witnessing two Elitists going back and forth for the EAW Specialists Champion!! One Elitist failed to retrieve the title last year at Grand Rampage, feels overlooked especially after everything she’s gone through throughout the duration of this season.. And the other is a champion trying to continue her dominance over a division that she has certainly elevated to new heights. The standard needed to be known as the EAW Specialists Champion is reaching an all time high if it hasn’t already, and it’s because these two women are giving absolutely everything that they have in order to walk out of Cairo, Egypt as CHAMPION!!!
James Peters: Dr. Bethany Blue wants to make sure that she’s the one that leaves with the title. This is the opportunity that she has been waiting for, and now she’s up to her feet. She grabs Constance Blevins, and brings her up to her feet as well. Blue grabs Blevins by the face, turns around and hooks her head.. What’s this!?! Blue takes a few steps forward with Blevin’s head wrapped in her arms on her shoulder!! THE REMEDY BY DOCTOR BETANY BLUE!!!!!!
Persephone: NO!! THE CUTTER DOESN’T CONNECT, AS CONSTANCE SHOVES DR. BETHANY BLUE OFF AND SENDS HER RUNNING TOWARDS THE RING ROPES IN FRONT OF THEM!!!
Rich Russillo: Dr. Bethany Blue hits the ropes, and rebounds back towards Constance Blevins!!
James Peters: BUT IT’S BLEVINS WITH A RUNNING LARIAT!!!
Rich Russillo: NO!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE DUCKS UNDERNEATH THE ARM, AND GETS FROM BEHIND CONSTANCE!! Forearm to the back by Bethany!!! Blue now grabs Constance Blevins from behind and gets her in an inverted facelock position!!! You know what this is!! GRADE C2!!!! REVERSE DDT!!!
James Peters: NO!!! I GUESS BLUE DIDN’T HAVE THE BEST GRIP, AS CONSTANCE BLEVINS SPINS HERSELF OUT OF IT!! Constance faces Dr. Bethany Blue, then kicks her in the stomach.. DDT!!!! SNAP DDT BY CONSTANCE BLEVINS CONNECTS, AND DR. BETHANY BLUE IS DOWN!!!!
Rich Russillo: This match has been back and forth the entire time, and every time someone gets an opening, or some form of momentum going, it’s the other who ends up making a comeback! Neither one of these Elitists has dominated the other, as this has become a Battle of Two Goliaths!!
Persephone: Didn’t David win the fight?
Rich Russillo: Yes, but in this case, we are all winning! Each and every person watching this match and witnessing greatness unfold in the ring is winning because these two are putting on an absolute clinic by showing what it truly means to be a champion in this company!! Everyone is getting what they wanted out of this competitive title match.
Persephone: Not me.. I wanted this match over so long ago. I should have prepared for my Flight back to New Jersey after Rex’s match with Malcolm Jones. I don’t know why I even bothered staying to be honest with you. That opening match is the only reason why I came to Egypt anyways.
James Peters: What? Is the Egyptian sand making your crotch dry because Rex isn’t here anymore? :mjgrin:
Rich Russillo: :Roman:
Persephone: Uh.. Anyways, back to the match!!! Constance has just made it back to her feet after hitting that desperation snap DDT. She reaches down and grabs Dr. Bethany Blue, then brings her up to her feet as well!! FOREARM TO THE FACE BY CONSTANCE BLEVINS!!! She then follows the forearm shot with a irish whip that sends Bethany crashing up against the corner!!!
James Peters: Bethany is breathing heavily in the corner, as Blevins stands in the center of the ring! She charges in.. SHINING LIGHT!!! THE SHINING WIZARD BY CONSTANCE BLEVINS CONNECTS, AS SHE KICKS BETHANY RIGHT AT THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!!!
Rich Russillo: Blevins takes a step back from the corner, as a groggy Bethany Blue steps forward, then drops to a knee. She is hurting and holding onto the side ropes to prevent herself from falling all the way down to the canvas. The damage may have been done, because it looks like Constance is trying to put this one away once and for all! Blevins grabs Bethany, and brings her up to her feet!! The Champion then lowers her shoulder, and lifts Bethany up in air as she has her in a fireman’s carry position!! Blevins now makes her way over to the center of the ring!
James Peters: The Champion smells blood in the water, as she looks to put this one away!!!
Rich Russillo: THE FINAL EXPIRATION!!!! FIREMAN’S CARRY INTO A KNEE LIFT!!! BY CONSTANCE BLEVINS!!!
Persephone: NO!!! Dr. Bethany Blue slips out and gets from behind Constance Blevins!!!
Rich Russillo: She turns Blevins around, and raises her arm in the air!!! CODE BLUE!!!!!! THE SECOND HEART PUNCH BY DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!
James Peters: NO!!! CONSTANCE BLEVINS WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION OF DR. BETHANY BLUE BEFORE THE DOC COULD LAND THE PUNCH!!
Persephone: Blevins slaps Bethany’s hand off of hers, as Bethany releases her grip of Blevins’ arm!! Constance runs to the side ropes, then charges back!!!
Rich Russillo: THE ABOLISHMENT!!!! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE HEAD BY CONSTANCE BLEVINS!!!
James Peters: NO!!! BETHANY SIDE STEPS AND GETS OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME!!!
Persephone: Blevins stumbles on her feet after that missed Abolishment knee strike.. And that leaves an opening Dr. Bethany Blue who grabs Blevins and turns her so that the champion is facing her!! Kick to the stomach by Dr. Blue!!! Blue pulls her in!! FISHERMAN’S SUPLEX!!!! IT CONNECTS BY DR. BLUE AND SHE HOLDS THE SUPLEX FOR THE PIN!!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO!!! CONSTANCE BLEVINS KICKS OUT!!! BLEVINS KICKS OUT!!!!!!
James Peters: Bethany loses her grip on Constance, as she sits up against the side of Constance’s body. Bethany looks over her shoulder and stares directly at the face of Constance Blevins. No matter what you say about this match, these two women have proven to be true warriors in the ring as they fight for the Specialists title!! Bethany turns over onto her hands and knees, and begins to work her way back up to her fe-
Persephone: CTO!!!! CTO!!! CONSTANCE CAUGHT BETHANY OFF GUARD AND LOCKS IN HER CONSTANCE TAP OUT GOGOPLATA IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!!
Rich Russillo: BETHANY IS FREAKING OUT!! SHE’S GOING TO PASS OUT AND LOSE THIS MATCH IF SHE CAN’T FIND A WAY TO BREAK FREE FROM THIS SUBMISSION HOLD!! SO MANY HAVE FALLEN AND FADED TO THIS SUBMISSION HOLD, AND NOW BETHANY FINDS HERSELF IN IT!!!
James Peters: A few weeks ago, at Grand Rampage, Bethany sedated Constance, AND RIGHT NOW, CONSTANCE IS DEMONSTRATING HER OWN VERSION OF SEDATION, AS SHE TRIES TO SEDATE AND SUFFOCATE BETHANY TO SLEEP WITH THE CTO RIGHT HERE!!!!
Rich Russillo: BETHANY EXTENDS HER ARM OUT TO THE SIDE!!! SHE MIGHT NEED TO TAP!!! SHE MIGHT NEED TO TAP!!! IT’S EITHER THAT OR PASSING OUT, BECAUSE THERE’S NO WAY FOR BETHANY TO REACH THE ROPES SINCE THEY ARE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!
James Peters: SHE’S THINKING ABOUT IT!! SHE WANTS TO TAP OUT!! SHE WANTS TO GIVE UP!!! SHE WANTS TO BE RELEASED FROM THIS CTO SUBMISSION HOLD!!! BUT EVERYTHING THAT SHE’S DONE WILL GO TO WASTE!! SHE FELT OVERLOOKED, AND A LOSS RIGHT HERE WILL ONLY SEND HER TO THE BACK OF THE LINE ONCE AGAIN!!! SHE WANTS TO TAP! HER BODY IS BEGGING FOR IT!!!! BETHANY EXTENDS HER ARM OUT AND SHE.. SHE-
Persephone: SHE FORCES HER FIST DOWN THE THROAT OF CONSTANCE BLEVINS AND LOCKS IN THE SAY AHHHH!!!! THE MANDIBLE CLAW IS APPLIED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!!!!!
James Peters: BOTH OF THESE WOMEN ARE CAUGHT IN EACH OTHER’S SUBMISSION FINISHING HOLDS!!! IT’S GOING TO COME DOWN TO WHO PASSES OUT FIRST!!!!
Rich Russillo: BETHANY IS SHOVING HER FIST DOWN CONSTANCE’S THROAT, TRYING TO FORCE THE TAP OUT!!! MEANWHILE, BLEVINS, BARELY ABLE TO BREATH, BUT ALSO PULLING ON THAT GOGOPLATA AS THE JUGULAR ON BETHANY’S THROAT CONTINUES TO FEEL THE UNFORGIVING PRESSURE OF HER SUBMISSION HOLD!!!!!
James Peters: BOTH OF THESE WOMEN ARE FORCING THEIR SUBMISSION ONTO ONE ANOTHER, AND IT ISN’T CLEAR WHO’S GOT THE UPPER HAND!! SOMEONE’S GOING TO PASS OUT SOON!!! AND THE OTHER IS GOING TO WALK OUT CHAMPION!!! WHO WANTS IT MORE!!!!
Rich Russillo: WAIT A SECOND!! BETHANY MANAGES TO GET FROM HER KNEES AND UP ONTO HER FEET, AS SHE LEANS DOWN INTO CONSTANCE BLEVINS WHILE DRIVING HER FIST DOWN THE CHAMPIONS THROAT!! SHE’S PUTTING ALL OF HER WEIGHT INTO THIS MANDIBLE CLAW!!!!!
Persephone: AND IT LOOKS LIKE BLEVINS IS FADING!!! BLEVINS RELEASING THE GOGOPLATA CTO, AS HER LEGS AND ARMS DROP TO THE SIDE!!!!
James Peters: The referee goes and checks on Blevins, as Bethany continues to choke Constance out with the Say Ahhhh!!! The referee grabs Blevins by the arm, raises it up, then releases it!!!
Rich Russillo: BLEVIN’S HAND HITS THE CANVAS IN AN INSTANT!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: THE REFEREE GRABS THE ARM AGAIN!!! HE RAISES IT UP, AND RELEASES IT!!!
Persephone: AGAIN HER ARM DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: ONE MORE AND THIS MATCH IS ALL OVER!!! THE REFEREE GRABS BLEVINS BY THE ARM, RAISES IT UP, THEN RELEASES IT!!!!!
Rich Russillo: AND ONCE AGAIN, CONSTANCE BLEVINS’ HAND HITS THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!! THIS ONE IS OVER!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Bad Medicine’ by Bon Jovi hits, as Dr. Bethany Blue rolls off of Constance Blevins, and lays off to the side of her. Bethany stares up at the ceiling of the arena, as she begins to breathe heavily after such an exhausting match.)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner.. AND NEW!!!! EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!!!
James Peters: What a match!!! This was back and forth, and could have went either way, but Dr. Bethany Blue managed to figure out a way to put this one away!! And now she is the champion!!!
(The referee is seen getting handed the Specialists Championship from the timekeeper, as he walks over to Dr. Bethany Blue who has gotten herself up to a seated position. The referee helps Bethany up to her feet, then hands her the EAW Specialists Championship. He then raises her left arm in the air, as she raises the title up with her right!! Tears begin to drip down the face of Dr. Bethany Blue, as she finally can call herself the Specialists Champion.)
Rich Russillo: This woman has worked so hard in order to hold that title. Last year, she was so close to defeating Darcy May Morgan, and nearly put an end to that historic reign, but fell short.. Tonight, she wasn’t leaving the ring unless the title was coming with her!
James Peters: Love her or hate her, Bethany showed that she was a true warrior tonight! We all know that she hates to hit the Say Ahhh! Submission hold without her Black Nitrile Glove because of covid, but tonight she said “screw covid, I want that Specialists title.” Amazing effort from Bethany Blue who I believe will make a great Specialists Champion.
Persephone: Can I leave now?
(The screen shows Dr. Bethany Blue exiting through the ropes, as she steps out to ringside with her newly won Specialists Championship. She raises the title high in the air, as the screen then fades to black.)
(After a quick break that once again features a PSA starring various Elitists getting vaccinated, Battle of Egypt returns.)
(Value by A$AP Ferg blares through the speakers as the Egypian fans rise to their feet in appreciation for the GAWD of EAW. DEDEDE steps out onto the stage receiving a raucous ovation seemingly shaking the arena. DEDEDE stops at the top of the stage, and looks around at the mass of people before turning around, and waving backstage. Egyptian President Abdel Fattah al-Sisi with some of his own personal security. The President of Egypt is all smiles, as he comes waving to the crowd, and gives DEDEDE a big handshake. They both walk down the ramp side by side with security in front and behind, as they get into the ring.)
Stew-O: EAW is honored to be able to have the President of Egypt Abdel Fattah al-Sisi as a guest here tonight. We have had a great show so far, and the Egyptian people have made it all the more entertaining. We can’t thank President Abdel Fattah al-Sisi enough for opening his doors to us, in conjunction with Saudi Royal family, who are Mr. DEDEDE’s personal friends, so that we could put on such an excellent show. Though I’m not sure what this meeting of DEDEDE and him is about, I’m sure it’ll be worth watching.
Jake Mercer: Yes, thank you to the King of Sand for letting us build sand castles or whatever. Let’s be honest this place STINKS! Why we had to come into a cat litter box, and watch wrestling is beyond me. Hey, don’t we have a perfectly good country back home? Maybe I wanna see some girl on guy action, but NOPE! I mean I wanna see some Flannery titties and legs, and I have to see her in this fucking drape! I can’t even hear a thing she’s saying with that thing on! This has go-…
(Jake Mercer’s mic cuts off mid sentence, and it sounds as if he’s been taken away)
Stew-O: With open arms, Egypt is a place of rich history, and nothing but great idology. We have nothing but great things to say about the place that has let us come to put on a great free-per-view two years in a row!
Flannery McCoy: Two excellent shows in a row might I add, and we couldn’t do it had it not been for this Man right here!
(a rustling can be heard again)
Flannery McCoy: Jake you have anything to add?
Jake Mercer: Yes, Egypt number 1, I love it here. Can’t wait to buy home here, very excellent.
Mr. DEDEDE: It is great to be able to look out and see an ocean of smiling faces in front of me. Back in America we haven’t gotten a chance to really do this, so to be here today it brings a tear to my eye! We know you’ve all been very patient, it’s been a long road to get here, but WE MADE IT! Battle of Egypt has been one of the most profitable shows of the year, and we can’t wait to continue on the tradition for years to come. We’ve heard your voices, and we want you to know that if it weren’t for you fans, none of this would be possible. Our Elitists are eternally grateful for the love and support you show them, and so I would like to extend a thank you from them, and of course from me. And I would like to personally thank President Abdel Fattah al-Sisi for welcoming us personally into his country, and letting us continue on the legacy of Battle of Egypt. So President, thank you!
(President Abdal Fattah al-Sisi and DEDEDE shake hands, and the President then turns his attention to the crowd waving, and smiling.)
President Fattah al-Sisi: Thank you Mr. DEDEDE for bringing such entertainment to our country; we are eternally grateful for the opportunity to host such a lovely event. With everything that has been going on in the middle east with the Palastinian borders, and trying to deseculate that whole situation, it is nice to have a break from the horrors of the world. When I, alongside the Egyptian army overthrew the Government due to their inability to do the right thing and have President Mohammad Morsi step down, we did what we had to do. I have put in place a Government that holds the right structure for fairness, and success, and I believe Mr. DEDEDE that you have put together one fine company. You and I are very similar in that when we want to get things done, we get them done. I am proud to have partnered with EAW, and would love to continue the success of this show for years to come.
(They shake hands again)
Mr. DEDEDE: Trust me, I look forward to many years of working together. It’s because of this show, and this place that is so near and dear to me, that I want to continue to make this show a success. That is why I’m going to make an Earth shattering announcement right here! I could have saved this for the Gawdcast. I could have saved this for Dynasty. But because I feel so at peace here and so at home, I’m going to go ahead and make an announcement about Pain for Pride!
(The building explodes in the applause as the fans leap up from their seats)
Mr. DEDEDE: During Pain for Pride weekend, LIVE at SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles, California, yours truly will be challenging for the PURE Championship!
(The crowd becomes absolutely unglued over this announcement.)
Mr. DEDEDE: I know, right? What a treat! I could literally do whatever I wanted at Pain for Pride and I’m literally giving Adam Lucas the opportunity of a lifetime. I realize I sound like my beautiful Answers World Champion of a wife right now, who can’t help but use the word ‘literally’ at least six times every time she speaks, but there is no word more fitting for this situation. This is literally the biggest opportunity Adam Lucas has ever gotten. This is literally the biggest match he will ever get on literally the biggest stage in this sport. This is literally his chance to show the world whether or not he is worthy of being a champion in MY company; a company I literally built with my own blood, sweat, and tears.
(A sly little grin crosses Mr. DEDEDE’s face.)
Mr. DEDEDE: In addition to that, I’m pleased to announce that at Pain for Pride we’re going to have another packed house, just like we did at Grand Rampage. There will be NO more empty seats at EAW shows! Starting at Pain for Pride, and every single week going forward, we will back on the road, performing in city after city, coast to coast, and hitting the international markets too. EAW HAS BEATEN COVID!!!!
(The live audience roars in applause as the arena starts to shake again. The camera pans all over the arena as everyone is jumping, and high fiving in celebration about the news that EAW has single handedly beaten Covid)
Mr. DEDEDE: Rest assured that we will be back here at some point next year, and who knows? Maybe Gawd will bless you all and defend his PURE Championship :wow:.
(“You know my name” by Chris Cornell starts playing to the surprise of Mr. DEDEDE. The PURE Champion Adam Lucas makes his way down to the ring, and doesn’t take his eyes off of DEDEDE. He gets in the ring and steps right up to DEDEDE without looking at anything or anyone else)
Adam Lucas: President, with all due respect, you might wanna leave the ring in case this goes left.
(President Abdel’s security start to make a move toward Adam Lucas, but he stops them, and directs them out of the ring. Mr. DEDEDE can’t help but look slightly impressed.)
Mr. DEDEDE: :notbad: You have a lot of gumption to not only come out here and interrupt me, but to address President Abdel Fattah al-Sisi directly as well. I’m sure a lot of people sitting out here right now probably find you extremely disrespectful. I find you to be extremely dense.
(Adam Lucas lets out a little chuckle, and smirks. He ignores DEDEDE’s comments and asks the question that has been on his mind as of late.)
Adam Lucas: Why have you been playing mind games, and ducking me?
Mr. DEDEDE: Ducking you? Do you even know who I am? I couldn’t duck you even if I wanted too because it’s literally my job to know absolutely everything about you and what you’re doing in EAW. Adam, if I were ducking you, I wouldn’t have just made a match between the two of us at Pain for Pride. I wouldn’t have just given you the greatest opportunity of your life. It wasn’t too long ago that you were a kid kicked out of wrestling school thanks to unfortunate circumstances that weren’t completely your fault. Yes, Gawd knows all. But let’s not deviate from the fact that you actually decided to come down here and ask me one of the stupidest questions I have ever heard in my life. I have NEVER ducked anyone, least of all someone like you, and right now, you’re bothering me. You’re lucky that I don’t stomp you out right now, and make an example out you for stepping out of line. Do I have to remind you that I am the one in charge? Do I have to remind you that I am the one who makes the decisions? You don’t come down to the ring, at one of the biggest free-per-view’s of the year, and try to talk down to me. You haven’t earned the right, and maybe I put too long of a leash on you to make you think that you can just do whatever you want. Spare the rod, spoil the child. I’m GAWD here. I’m in charge here. I’m the Chairman of EAW, the biggest professional wrestling star in the world, the creator of GAWDCOIN, which continues to increase in value, by the way, and I just have a lot of amazing things going on in my life. So if you think that you even take any portion of my brain capacity you are mistaken. To be so obtuse to think that you have the right to come down here, get in my face? Laughable. When I’m ready to talk, I will, but in the meantime you should be grateful and thanking me that I’m even stepping down to the level of facing an unproven middle of the pack B+ player like yourself.
(Mr. DEDEDE starts pacing back and forth, raking a hand through his hair. The Egyptian President has long since exited the ring, and it’s just the two PURE Championship competitors now.)
Mr. DEDEDE: The only reason you’re in the position that you’re in is because I placed you in that position like the little insignificant pawn that you are. Do you know what pawns are good for Adam? They’re essentially casualties of the game. They draw the opponent out, so others can reap the benefits. You do as I say, when I say, and all you must do is smile, and say thank you. I am pulling the strings to your career, and in the snap of a finger *snap* it can all disappear. GAWD giveth, GAWD taketh away, and I am taking back what is MINE at Pain for Pride.
(Adam recollects his composure, and nods)
Adam Lucas: You know… You’re right. I do owe you a thank you, so let me personally give you a thank you right from the bottom of my heart.
(Adam takes the microphone and just bounces it off of DEDEDE’s head which makes DEDEDE stumble back a bit)
Stew-O: A BRAWL HAS ENSUED ADAM LUCAS HAS DEDEDE BACKED UP INTO A CORNER AND HE’S JUST RAINING DOWN RIGHT HANDS TO THE FACE!
Jake Mercer: HOW DARE HE DO THIS IN THE GREATEST COUNTRY OF ALL TIME, THE DISRESPECT!
Flannery McCoy: OH BUT IT LOOKS LIKE DEDEDE IS TURNING IT AROUND AS HE HAS DOUBLE LEGGED ADAM LUCAS TO THE GROUND, AND IT SEEMS LIKE HE’S NOW IN CONTROL.
Stew-O: NO ADAM LUCAS HAS TURNED AROUND.. BUT IT DOESN’T SEEM LIKE THIS BRAWL IS GOING TO GO ANY FURTHER EAW OFFICIALS ARE COMING DOWN, AND THEY ARE TAKING THE TWO A PART.
Jake Mercer: Egypt I am sorry for Adam Lucas behaviour, we don’t claim him as our own. As a matter of fact, we can drop him off at the nearest jail if you’d like, a gift to you!
Flannery McCoy: Will you shut up!
Stew-O: Stay with us, we’ll be right back!
(The camera takes another shot of security working to keep the Chairman and Adam Lucas separated before fading into a break.)
(As Battle of Egypt returns from commercial break, we see Bella Braxton standing in the center of the ring, holding an EAW-branded microphone. Then, the next match graphic flashes up on screen.)
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Crowd: :oh:
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: SUQUT WAHID!!!!
Bella Braxton: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!
Crowd: (fan) I think that happened before. :patrice:
(‘Faneto’ by Chief Keef hits the speakers, as the crowd erupts into cheers; which doesn’t always happen for SOSA, however, they see who he’s facing against, and can’t help themselves. SOSA Henderson walks onto the stage wearing a reflective-green version of his regular attire, the leather jacket and sunglasses included. SOSA removes his glasses and places them on his jacket, before walking down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… hailing from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 191 pounds… “BULLETPROOOOF” SOOOSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HENDERSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
James Peters: For those who don’t know and aren’t kept up, SOSA Henderson was originally scheduled to be inside of the Grand Rampage match, but literally ON the day of the event, he was jumped by none other than New Eden in a parking lot, brutally, and left to rot! Tonight, he looks to make Myles his bitch.
Rich Russillo: Isn’t it suspicious that New Eden attack SOSA Henderson in a parking lot, 3 on one… then go on to face Visual Prophet? :patrice: Maybe it’s even… sus!
James Peters: There’s no conspiracy.
Persephone: And never say that word again.
James Peters: HOWEVER, I do think that New Eden aren’t in the right here! Not in the way Rich would think, but the fact they took out someone that could have been a plausible challenge for them, especially with Rex in the same match-
Persephone: OOOO YES, REXY!!! WOOO, WHERE IS HE? Oh… you’re talking about the Grand Rampage… sigh.
Rich Russillo: :will:
(SOSA Henderson walks up the steel steps, and enters the ring, before climbing up to the middle rope and doing his pause! SOSA climbs down, before dropping to his knees and sliding under the bottom rope onto the apron, and posing once more, as the crowd once again erupts into cheers. Cheers that would soon meet an end as ‘Enemy Strike’ by Yuki Hayashi floods through the speakers, only to be drowned out by the boos of the Egypt crowd. Myles walks onto the stage accompanied by Minerva, with a smile on his face from the reaction.)
Rich Russillo: The beer drinking, no hope living, criminal history perseverer, welfare receiver, kiwi himself!! Myles!
Persephone: Did you just… list stereotypes? And New Zealanders are kiwis :wtf:!
Rich Russillo: Oh.
James Peters: Well… here comes Myles, one of three members of New Eden! As mentioned earlier, they took out SOSA Henderson at Grand Rampage; then won the match themselves in retaliation! With the tagline “No One But New Eden” they came out on top, defeating Impact, Insurgency, Lethal Consequences, Rex McAllister, even outlasting so many returning Elitists and more; cementing themselves as the top stable in EAW!
Rich Russillo: Drake King winning Grand Rampage was something I’m so conflicted on, especially with what he’s actually doing with the damn thing. AND claiming they all won! But they didn’t. The gingers were gone!
Persephone: I won’t bother arguing. Need a Gin & Tonic to put up with you.
Bella Braxton: And introducing his opponent… hailing from Melbourne, Australia… weighing in at 227 pounds… “THE MANIFEST” MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLES!!!!!!!!!
Crowd: :patrickboo:!!!!
(Myles slides under the bottom turnbuckle, and gets to his knees on the apron, before looking off into the distance, into the crowd, and embracing the boos they give him. Myles shrugs it off with a smug grin, before entering the ring and kneeling in his corner.)
James Peters: I have a feeling Persephone won’t enjoy this…
Persephone: Yep, you’re right. The prick that stole the title from Rex and the other prick who stole the title victory from Rex. No hits just misse-
James Peters: BUT WAIT! SOSA HENDERSON! BEFORE THE BELL WINS HE JETS OUT OF HIS CORNER AND HITS MYLES WITH A HUGE JOHN WOO DROPKICK! MYLES FLIES BACK INTO THE CORNER AS IF HE WAS JUST SHOT WITH A CANNON STRAIGHT INTO THE CHEST, AND PREMATURELY THE MATCH STARTS! THE REFEREE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO RING THE BELL AND START IT!
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: AND NOW SOSA HENDERSON BEGINS TO STOMP A MUDHOLE THROUGH MYLES, AS HE CAN DO NOTHING TO HELP HIMSELF IN THE CORNER! SOSA HENDERSON IS STOMPING ON ONE OF THE MEN THAT TOOK HIM OUT OF THE GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH, AND MYLES CAN DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT IT, GETTING HIS CHEST CAVED IN BY SOSA HENDERSON!
Rich Russillo: MYLES IS TRYING TO SLIP OUT OF THE RING THROUGH THE ROPES JUST TO AVOID SOSA’S STOMPS, BUT SOSA IS ONE STEP AHEAD AND GRABS MYLES BY THE HAIR; DRAGGING HIM AWAY FROM THE CORNER! AND NOW HE’S GOING TO LOCK HIM INTO THE SHARPSHOOTER-
James Peters: BUT MYLES KICKS SOSA INTO THE BACK, SENDING HIM CRASHING TO THE ROPES! SOSA DOESN’T LET THAT KEEP HIM OUT OF CONTROL THOUGH, AS THE SECOND HE REBOUNDS HE LOOKS TO KICK MYLES IN THE HEAD- BUT MYLES DUCKS! SCHOOLBOY! ROLL UP TO SOSA!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe-
James Peters: NO! SOSA OUT AT ONE, AND IS UP BEFORE MYLES! ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD, STUNNING MYLES AS HE JUST GETS UP TO HIS KNEES, AND SENDING HIM CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE VERY BOTTOM ROPE! AND NOW SOSA QUICKLY GOES BACK TO STOMPING, THIS TIME ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD! OVER AND OVER AGAIN! BRUTAL!
Referee: (off-mic) Iight son, back off! Don’t make me count!
Rich Russillo: THE REFEREE IS ISSUING A WARNING TOWARDS SOSA HENDERSON, IF HE CONTINUES TO STOMP MYLES, THE COUNT WILL BEGIN AND HE ONLY HAS FIVE SECONDS UNTIL HE’S DISQUALIFIED!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
James Peters: And now SOSA finally backs away from Myles, arms raised by his side as the referee kneels down to check on him! However SOSA isn’t backing away, he’s waiting for Myles to get up before he’s able to charge at him… AND NOW SOSA RUNS THE ROPES, ATTEMPTING A HUGE SLIDING FOREARM SMASH INTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD- BUT MYLES HAD RECOVERED IN TIME TO THROW HIM OUT OF THE RING! SOSA LANDS ON HIS FEET OUTSIDE OF THE RING, AND NOW MINERVA GETS INTO HIS FACE!
SOSA Henderson: (off-mic) Get outta my face. I’m not afraid to slap you, bitch-
Rich Russillo: BUT SOSA WAS TOO BUSY PAYING ATTENTION TO MINERVA, AS HE DIDN’T NOTICE MYLES RUNNING THE ROPES! MYLES FLIES THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A HUGE WRECKING BALL DROPKICK, A DROPKICK OF HIS OWN, SENDING SOSA BACKWARDS INTO THE BARRICADE! BUT HE’S NOT DONE THERE, AS MYLES HANGS ON TO THE TOP ROPE! It’s a good think SOSA and Minerva didn’t touch each other. That’s kinda not allowed here :lupe:.
James Peters: MYLES PULLS HIMSELF BACK INTO THE RING, AS SOSA HENDERSON IS LEANING AGAINST THE BARRICADE, AND TAKES ANOTHER TRIP TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING, BOUNCING OFF THE ROPE BEFORE FLYING OVER TO SOSA AGAIN! HE FLIPS OVER THE TOP ROPE… TOPE CON HILO!!!!! THE TOPE CON HILO CONNECTS, AND NOW SOSA SLUMPS OVER THE BARRICADE, WHILST MYLES CRASHES TO THE FLOOR! MYLES MAY HAVE JUST DONE SOME DAMAGE TO HIMSELF, BUT SOSA HENDERSON DEFINITELY GOT THE WORST OUT OF IT!
Persephone: If it wasn’t for that redhead hoe at his side, maybe Myles’ move wouldn’t have hit. She doesn’t love him, she loves the spotlight. Take it from me; I truly love Rex, I would never have to help him win, I’m that supportive of my foxy Rex McAllister. 😍😍
Rich Russillo: Naw I think it’s the other way around! I mean, if you were in danger I would run straight after you-
Persephone: I think I’d rather die.
James Peters: Neither Myles or SOSA are getting back to their feet, and since they are on the outside of the ring, the referee is going to start his count. Usually they give them just a few moments to recover and get back in, but if there’s no sign of recovery… he’ll begin, as he’s about to.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
James Peters: Oh, of course, look at this! Minerva is rubbing Myles on the shoulder; and whilst not getting him back into the ring, she’s waking him up to do so! And of course, this makes him stir!
FIVE!
SIX!
SEV-
James Peters: Myles is awoken, and slides into the ring, but he’s not done with SOSA! He slides straight back out, knowing fully well that SOSA isn’t going to be counted out here; and that leads him to stomping the lower back of SOSA! Dropping SOSA from his knees to his stomach, Myles begins to attack the spine-area of SOSA’s back!
Rich Russillo: But Myles isn’t done there! Myles is now leaning SOSA’s torso against the barricade, arching the back just off the ground before… GOING ONTO THE APRON? HE’S GONNA STOMP THE BACK, MAYBE EVEN SNAP THE SPINE!
Persephone: :oh: Okay, this is interesting!
James Peters: YOU MAY BE RIGHT, RICH, AS MYLES SLOWLY BACKS UP INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, EYEING UP SOSA, BEFORE SPRINTING FORWARD AND LEAPING INTO THE AIR… DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE ARCHED SPINE OF SOSA HENDERSON, HE BREAKS HIS BACK-
Rich Russillo: BUT SOSA HENDERSON MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY AT THE VERY LAST SECOND, AND MYLES CRASHES DIRECTLY INTO THE BARRICADE, HITTING HIS CHEST THAT WAS CAVED IN EARLIER, AND SOSA SLIDES INTO THE RING! NOW IT’S SOSA’S TURN TO DIVE, AS HE HITS THE ROPES AND FIRES TOWARDS MYLES… SASUKE SPECIAL!!!!!!! CARTWHEEL CORKSCREW SENTON TO MYLES, HOWEVER SOSA MANAGES TO BOUNCE UP TO HIS FEET UNLIKE MYLES! SOSA GRABS HIS OPPONENT, AND SLIDES HIM INTO THE RING!
James Peters: SOSA COULD FOLLOW UP WITH A COVER, BUT HE DOESN’T DO THAT; CLIMBING ONTO THE APRON, THEN UP THE TURNBUCKLES, HE LOOKS DOWN ON HIS OPPONENT, AS HE APPEARS TO BE GOING FOR A DIVING MOVE… STANDING UP ON THE TOP ROPE, SOSA MAKES SURE MYLES ISN’T MOVING BEFORE HE LEAPS! 450 SPLASH! THE 450 SPLASH CRUSHES MYLES UNDER HIS WEIGHT, AND THEN HE HOOKS UNDERNEATH THE LEG! THIS COULD ALL BE OVER HERE!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT IT’S MYLES WHO GETS THE SHOULDER UP! SOSA’S 450 SPLASH WASN’T ABLE TO PUT MYLES AWAY, AND I DON’T THINK IT WAS BECAUSE OF HOW EARLY IT IS! YOU’LL NEED A LOT MORE TO PUT MYLES’ BIG MUSCULAR, HUNKY, BEEFY BODY AWAY!
Persephone: :mjwhat:
James Peters: SOSA HENDERSON DOESN’T LET THIS KEEP HIM DOWN THOUGH, AS INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT THE KICK OUT, HE GLOSSES OVER IT, BOUNCING UP TO HIS FEET AND LETTING OUT A HUGE SOCCER KICK TO THE CHEST OF MYLES! MYLES’ BODY ROLLS AWAY FROM SOSA, BUT THERE’S NOT A LOT IT CAN DO RIGHT NOW!
Rich Russillo: SOSA HENDERSON QUICKLY CATCHES UP TO MYLES, AND GRABS HIM BY THE HAIR ONCE MORE, THIS TIME PULLING HIM UP TO HIS KNEES AND TAKING A STEP BACK… THEN HITTING ANOTHER SOCCER KICK TO THE CHEST! MYLES’ BODY RETRACTS DOWN TO THE FLOOR BUT… OH MY! MYLES PULLS HIMSELF BACK UP TO HIS KNEES… AND HE’S LAUGHING! LITERALLY LAUGHING; ASKING SOSA FOR ANOTHER ONE!
James Peters: AND SOSA OBLIGES, WHY WOULDN’T HE? SOSA HITS ANOTHER SOCCER KICK TO MYLES, AND AGAIN, HIS BODY RETRACTS, BUT MYLES THIS TIME STOPS IT FROM HITTING THE GROUND! MYLES MANAGES TO GET ONE FOOT ON THE FLOOR, BEFORE SOSA SWINGS ANOTHER KICK AT HIS CHEST- BUT IT’S CAUGHT!
Rich Russillo: MYLES CATCHES SOSA HENDERSON’S BOOT, AND BEGINS TO GET BACK UP ONTO HIS FEET, SOSA CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT AS MYLES IS INTENTIONALLY CUTTING OFF HIS BALANCE HERE; BEFORE THROWING THE LEG BEHIND SOSA! FOREARM STRIKE TO THE BACK OF SOSA HENDERSON’S NECK!
James Peters: SOSA HENDERSON STUMBLES FORWARD INTO THE ROPES, BUT THAT’S ENOUGH TO PROPEL HIM RIGHT BACK INTO THE FIGHT, SPINNING HIM AROUND AND LETTING HIM HIT A HUGE GAMENGIRI! MYLES STUMBLES BACKWARDS, BOUNCING OFF THE ROPES INTO A… RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE!
Rich Russillo: BUT SOSA HENDERSON SIDESTEPS, AND PUSHES MYLES STRAIGHT INTO THE ROPES, LETTING HIM REBOUND INTO A WAISTLOCK! OH WAIT, THAT WASN’T A WAISTLOCK… GERMAN SUPLEX! GERMAN SUPLEX FROM SOSA- BUT MYLES BACKFLIPS AND LANDS ON HIS FEET!
James Peters: MYLES QUICKLY RUSHES FORWARD FOR ANOTHER BICYCLE KNEE- BUT SOSA HENDERSON MANAGES TO PUSH IT DOWN IN TIME! MYLES HAS HIS GUARD DOWN FOR JUST A SECOND, AND THAT ALLOWS SOSA TO SWING FOR A CLOTHESLIN- BUT MYLES KICKS THE ARM OUT OF THE AIR! BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE!!!!!! SOSA HENDERSON QUICKLY DROPS TO HIS KNEES!
Rich Russillo: AND NOW MYLES WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND SOSA HENDERSON’S WAIST, BEFORE DEADLIFTING HIM OFF THE GROUND; HUGE STRENGTH ON DISPLAY FROM MYLES RIGHT NOW, LIFTING UP AN ENTIRE HUMAN BODY ABOVE HIS HEAD, ONTO HIS SHOULDER! BEFORE HE MANAGES TO TWIST HIM AROUND INTO A DDT, ‘ WRATH OF PANDORA’ CONNECTS!!! SOSA HENDERSON IS SPIKED ONTO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD, AND HE’S COMPLETELY OUT OF THE GAME! MYLES SLIDES AROUND INTO THE COVER, AND HOOKS THE LEG! MAYBE ONE HALF OF THE GINGER NINJAS, HIMSELF AND MINERVA, COULD HAVE IT HERE!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe-
James Peters: BUT SOSA HENDERSON GETS THE SHOULDER UP! IN THE NICK OF TIME, SOSA HENDERSON IS ABLE TO PUSH MYLES OFF OF HI, AND ESCAPE FROM THE COVER; JETTING HIS ARM INTO THE AIR, AND ESCAPING THE DANGER OF LOSING HIS MATCHUP, EVEN IF IT IS JUST FOR A SPLIT SECOND DEPENDING ON HOW MYLES IS GOING TO RECOVER!
Rich Russillo: SOSA Henderson tries to grip his hands onto Myles’ beard, but this only makes him fight back, as the second he pushes his arm off, Myles mounts him and begins to strike him with forearms! Beating the shit out of Persephone’s least favorite wrestler, as her favorite person commentates over it! :whew:
Persephone: 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄
James Peters: Myles grabs SOSA by the wrist, and looks to pull him up onto his feet; but SOSA begins to fight back! SOSA hits a left hook to Myles’ gut, which makes Myles stumble back, but it isn’t enough to stun him! Myles manages to push SOSA back with a kick to the head; but again, it isn’t enough to keep him back! SOSA begins to punch Myles again, and again, getting back up to his feet! LARIAT TO MYLE-
Rich Russillo: BUT MYLES DUCKS THE LARIAT, WHILST MAINTAINING HIS GRIP ON SOSA’S WRIST, WHICH SPINS HIM AROUND INTO A RIPCORD POSITION! PUSHING HIM FORWARD AND SPINNING HIM AROUND! RIPCORD CALF KICK!!!!
James Peters: SOSA HENDERSON DROPS STRAIGHT TO THE GROUND, AND NOW MYLES PERFORMS A FORWARD KIP-UP TO GET BACK UP TO HIS FEET, NOW KNEELING BACK DOWN AND GRABBING THE WRISTS! DOUBLE WRISTLOCK KNEE STRIKE! MYLES TAKES OUT SOSA HENDERSON WITH A HUGE STRIKE; BUT IT SEEMS HE ISN’T FULLY DONE!
Rich Russillo: MYLES FINALLY LETS GO OF THE WRISTS, BUT HE DOESN’T LET SOSA JUST SLUMP TO THE GROUND, OR GOING FOR THE PIN! MYLES QUICKLY HOOKS HIS ARMS AROUND SOSA HENDERSON’S HEAD, BEFORE DEADLIFTING HIM OFF THE GROUND! BRAINBUSTER!
James Peters: BUT SOSA SLIPS OUT OF MYLES’ ARMS, AND DROPS DOWN TO HIS FEET BEHIND HIM, AND BEFORE MYLES IS ABLE TO FULLY COME TO HIS SENSES, SOSA RECOVERS FROM THE KNEE! FROM BEHIND, SOSA HITS A SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! MYLES DROPS DOWN! SOSA HENDERSON EXITS OUT ONTO THE APRON AND CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE, BEFORE STANDING ON THE TOP ROPE! COULD HE BE GOING FOR THAT 450 SPLASH LIKE EARLIER, OR SOMETHING DIFFERENT? SOSA HENDERSON DIVES! SOSA BOOOOOOOOOOMB!!! SWANTON BOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE ONTO MYLES’ BACK! INTO THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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James Peters: MYLES POPS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!!!!!
Persephone: Same roids he had in his match with Rex.
Rich Russillo: I DON’T THINK SOSA HENDERSON ACTUALLY PROCESSED THE FACT MYLES KICKED OUT, AS JUST FOR A SPLIT SECOND HE LOOKED TO CELEBRATE; BUT JUST LIKE GAVIN KIRKLAND WITH THE LADIES, THAT PIN TOOK THE L!
Persephone: You with the ladies*
James Peters: BUT SOSA DOESN’T SEEM TO BE DONE WITH MYLES, AS HE GRABS HIM BY THE HAIR AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CORNER, BEFORE REPEATING THE STOMPS TO THE CHEST- WAIT NO, MYLES HAD IT SCOUTED! MYLES LOOKS TO THROW BACK SOSA’S LEG- ONLY TO BE MET WITH A FOREARM STRAIGHT TO THE JAW! THERE GOES MYLES’ TOOTH!
Persephone: Teeth got fucked up even more.
Rich Russillo: AS BLOOD RUNS OUT OF MYLES’ MOUTH AT AN ALARMING RATE, SOSA HENDERSON BENDS DOWN AND GRABS MYLES BY HIS WAIST, BEFORE LIFTING HIM UP ONTO THE TOP ROPE, MYLES DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON! SOSA HENDERSON BEGINS TO FOLLOW, BEFORE RAINING DOWN PUNCHES INTO THE FRONT OF HIS HEAD!
Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! ELEVEN! TWELVE! THIRTEEN! FOURTEEN! FIFTEEN! SIXTEEN! SEVENTEEN! EIGHTEEN! NINETEEN! TWENTY!
James Peters: TWENTY PUNCHES TO THE DOME OF MYLES, AND THIS SENDS HIM ARCHED BACK INTO THE RING POST, BUT THAT’S NOT WHERE SOSA WANTS HIM! SOSA HENDERSON WANTS HIM ON HIS FEET WHERE ALL THE DANGER CAN BE HAPPENING… AND HE LOOKS TO DO SO! OH MY GOD! OH NO! DON’T DO THIS SOSA!!! MY GOD!!! SPANISH FLY!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo & James Peters: TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crowd: AED;LJFLSFKHDFSALKDFSHLKSAJDFLADFSKHSDF
James Peters: THIS CROWD JUST CAME UNGLUED AS SOSA HENDERSON AND MYLES BOTH CRASH THROUGH THE BARRICADE INTO THE TIMEKEEPERS AREA AFTER THAT HUGE SPANISH FLY, NEITHER ONE OF THEM ABLE TO GET BACK UP! THE DIFFERENCE IS, MYLES IS UNCONSCIOUS, SOSA ISN’T! IF HE CAN JUST GET HIM BACK INTO THE RING, THIS ONE WILL BE ALL OVER!
Rich Russillo: BUT THAT MAY NOT BE POSSIBLE, AS HE BEGINS TO HOLD ONTO HIS RIBS AFTER THAT HUGE LANDING; HE MAY NOT HAVE GOT THE WORST BLOW, BUT HE WASN’T ABLE TO AVOID 100% DAMAGE! UNLIKE ME, ANY ELITIST WOULD BE IN PAIN AFTER THAT ONE!
James Peters: BUT THE REAL QUESTION IS; WILL MYLES BE ABLE TO RECOVER FROM THIS EITHER? BOTH MEN TOOK HUGE DAMAGE FROM THAT FALL, AND MYLES TOOK IT WORSE, MYLES WAS THE ONE WHO WAS SENT THROUGH THE BARRICADE, SOSA JUST LANDED ON THE RUBBLE! MYLES WAS DRIVEN THROUGH METAL THAT IS BARELY PADDED, AND NOW BOTH OF THEM ARE LAID OUT ON THE OUTSIDE!
Referee: (off-mic) Ya’ll not gonna get up? Iight iight.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
James Peters: AND SOSA FINALLY GETS UP! STUMBLING OVER TO THE RING AND SLIDING IN, SOSA HENDERSON IS ABLE TO AVOID ANY FURTHER DAMAGE, AND THE CHANCE AT LOSS!
SEVEN!
Rich Russillo: LOOK AT OUR LEFT! MYLES IS WAKING UP!
EIGHT!
Rich Russillo: AND CRAWLING! HE’S CRAWLING! BUT IT MIGHT NOT BE ENOUGH!
NINE!
Rich Russillo: NO! HE’S TOO LATE! MYLES IS COUNTED OUT!
TEN!
Rich Russillo: WAIT WHAT!?!?!?
James Peters: AT THE VERY LAST SECOND, MYLES WAS ABLE TO SLIP INTO THE RING AND GET TO HIS KNEES, BUT SOSA IS WAITING FOR HIM- ‘PAID IN FULL’!!! THE DOUBLE CURB STOMP TO MYLES’ HEAD, THIS ONE IS OVER!!! INTO THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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James Peters: IT! IS! OVER!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: (off-mic) FOOT ON THE ROPES!!!
Crowd: ADFSSDGHJFGDFSDAsadfghdfsafgh,nghdfsaDSFHJDFSAfghjbnkljhgfyadrseZXcvbcghtyerwrsdf bvcxdfasEWdscvxaertghvnbcvxzdsaHASDFGHNGFDSAmertg
James Peters: NO! IT’S NOT OVER! MYLES KEEPS HIMSELF IN AND SOSA DOESN’T REALIZE IT AT FIRST! I’M PRETTY SURE HE’S CONVINCED IT’S OVER! SOSA ROLLS OFF OF MYLES AND GETS TO HIS FEET, BUT DOESN’T HEAR HIS THEME! SHAKING HIS HEAD, HE’S BEGINNING TO REALIZE THAT AFTER ALL THAT MYLES ISN’T OUT OF IT!
Rich Russillo: SOSA IMMEDIATELY DROPS DOWN ON HIS ASS, SITTING DOWN OUT OF SHOCK, HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE AT THIS POINT!
SOSA Henderson: :comeagain:
Crowd: :comeagain:
SOSA Henderson: :will:
Crowd: :will:
James Peters: And as he sits there, Myles gets to his knees and slowly begins to crawl over to the former New Breed and World Champion, shaky arms, but it looks like he’s asking for more! He wants SOSA to hit him again, maybe not with a finisher, but he wants SOMETHING!
Rich Russillo: But SOSA doesn’t strike, he simply grabs Myles by the hair, and begins to stand up with his head in his right hand! Looking down at Myles, SOSA’s expression suddenly changes from depressed to anger… SUPERKICK TO MYLES!
James Peters: FOLLOWED UP WITH A SECOND SUPERKICK! AND A THIRD! BUT THAT’S NOT THE END OF THE STORY! ROUNDHOUSE TO THE HEAD! ROUNDHOUSE TO THE HEAD! HE CONTINUES TO KICK MYLES AS MYLES DROPS TO THE FLOOR, BEFORE REPEATEDLY STOMPING ON THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD WITHOUT ANY PROTECTION!
Rich Russillo: SOSA’S BUILT UP ANGER FROM BEING COST HIS OPPORTUNITY AT GRAND RAMPAGE ALL BECAUSE OF MYLES, MINERVA AND DRAKE IS BEING UNLEASHED ON CROCODILE DUNDEE, IN THE FORM OF REPEATED STOMPS TO THE HEAD!
James Peters: BUT SOSA ISN’T GOING TO END THERE, AS HE SLOWLY BACKS OFF INTO THE CORNER, WAITING FOR MYLES TO GET BACK UP! BLOOD ALL OVER MYLES’ FACE IN A GRUESOME SCENE, HE BEGINS TO RECOVER ON JELLY LEGS, BUT NOT FOR LONG… SPEAR FROM SOSA! MYLES IS HIT SO HARD HE BACKFLIPS! :damn:!!!!!!! INTO THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Referee: (off-mic) WAIT! THE SHOULDER IS UP!
Rich Russillo: WHAT!?!?
James Peters: AGAIN!?!?
Persephone: **texting noises**
James Peters: WAIT, LOOK AT THE CAMERA! MYLES HAS JUST ABOUT LIFTED UP HIS SHOULDER OFF THE GROUND, AND IT’S NO LONGER TOUCHING THE MAT! AND NOW HE’S SLOWLY SITTING UP, TRYING TO RECOVER, BEFORE THE UNCONSCIOUS PART OF HIS BODY TAKES CONTROL AND BRINGS HIM BACK TO THE FLOOR! SOSA ROLLS OFF ONTO HIS STOMACH, AND AGAIN, GETS BACK TO HIS FEET WITH ANGER ON HIS FACE!
Rich Russillo: MF GOT MURDER ON HIS MIND AS HE STEPS BACK INTO THE CORNER STOMPING HIS FEET ON THE MAT TO THE SOUND OF A BEAT, MYLES SLOWLY GETTING TO HIS KNEES, BEFORE CHARING TOWARDS HIM AND AIMING TO TAKE HIM OUT COMPLETELY… A SECOND ‘PAID IN FULL-
James Peters: BUT MYLES QUICKLY SLIPS OUT OF THE WAY, SOSA HENDERSON’S STOMP SMASHING AGAINST THE RING MAT, BEFORE HE’S LAID OUT WITH A HUGE BICYCLE KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! SOSA HENDERSON STUMBLES FORWARD AND BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES, BUT QUICKLY REBOUNDS WITH A HUGE LARIAT-
Rich Russillo: BUT MYLES COUNTERS WITH A HUGE SUPERKICK THAT CLOCKS SOSA STRAIGHT ON THE NOSE, FORCING HIM TO STUMBLE BACKWARDS INTO THE ROPES ONCE AGAIN! BUT HE DOESN’T FALL, AS HE CATCHES HIMSELF… PENDULUM DISCUS LARIAT-
James Peters: BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE FROM MYLES, CLOBBERING SOSA WITH A HUGE STRIKE THAT SENDS HIM BACK TO THE ICE AGE! SOSA HENDERSON FALLS TO THE GROUND- WAIT, NO! HE CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE ROPES AGAIN! BOTTOM ROPE PENDULUM LARIAT!!!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!!!!!!
Crowd: AWEDSXCZ QAZDEQWSCDSCVDFAS QWERTYUIOP[]#ASDFGHJKL;’\ZXCVBNM,./
James Peters: THE LARIAT SPIKES MYLES ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD ALL THE WAY FROM HELL, AS THE CONSTANT STRIKES TO HIS HEAD TAKES HIM OUT OF THE GAME ENTIRELY! BOTH MEN LYING ON THE GROUND OUT OF SHEER DAMAGE AND EXHAUSTION, AND BLOOD SPLATTERED ALL OVER THE MAT AS A SYMBOLISM OF THE FIGHT THESE TWO JUST PUT ON!
Crowd: HARAB ‘IILAA AL’ABAD! **clap x5** HARAB ‘IILAA AL’ABAD!
(Translation: Fight forever! **clap x5** Fight forever!)
Rich Russillo: Myles and SOSA begin to slowly crawl towards each other, terribly exhausted like I do with the women, before getting to their knees and pressing their heads against each other, like I do with the women! But these two aren’t interested like that; they’re interested in beating the living hell out of each other-
Persephone: Like you do with the women?
Rich Russillo: :whoa:
James Peters: SOSA and Myles slowly rise up… BEFORE THEY COME TO BLOWS AGAIN! But they don’t put much behind it! A forearm from Myles to SOSA’s head, and it only shakes him because of how weak he is right now! A forearm from SOSA, but again, it only rattles him BECAUSE of the damage previously done! SOSA tries to get back to his feet, but Myles capitalizes, and slaps him down to the ground!
Rich Russillo: OOOO DAMNNNNN! SON GOT BITCH SLAPPED, AND HE’S JUST GONNA TAKE THAT? I CERTAINLY WOULDN’T THEY GON GET THE SOLE KICK OF DOOM! THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT SOSA SHOULD DO RIGHT NOW! MYLES BEGINS TO CRAWL AWAY FROM SOSA, TOWARDS THE ROPES, AND HE BEGINS TO PULL HIMSELF UP; BUT SO DOES SOSA AT THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE RING, SOMEHOW UP BEFORE MYLES! HE QUICKLY SPRINTS OVER, BEFORE TRYING TO HIT… YES! THE SOLE KICK OF DOOM! MY SIGNATURE MANEUVER – WHAT!?!?
James Peters: MYLES QUICKLY GETS TWO FEET UP, BEFORE MUSHROOM STOMPING SOSA STRAIGHT INTO THE MAT, BEFORE ROLLING OFF OF HIM! SOSA ALMOST HAD HIM WITH A BIG BOOT, OR AS RICH SAYS, A SOLE KICK OF DOOM, BUT MYLES HAD HIM CAUGHT, AND NOW GOES TO LIFT HIM UP OFF OF HIS FEET!
Rich Russillo: MYLES GRABS SOSA BY THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND THE WAISTBAND OF HIS ATTIRE, BEFORE SLOWLY DRAGGING HIM AWAY FROM THE ROPES… WHAT DOES HE HAVE PLANNED??? OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!! MYLES JUST THREW SOSA HENDERSON INTO THE MIDDLE AND BOTTOM ROPE, AND HE LOOKED TO HAVE HIT HIS HEAD ON THE WAY OUT!
James Peters: THAT LANDING WAS ROUGH FOR SOSA HENDERSON, BUT FOR MYLES IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS HE’S EVER WITNESSED! SOSA’S BODY CRASHING AGAINST THE MAT OUTSIDE JUST AFTER HITTING THE ROPES! ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL, BECAUSE THOSE ROPES AREN’T LIGHT! THEY ARE TIGHTENED UP BY THE TURNBUCKLES, AND THAT MAY HAVE BEEN VERY DANGEROUS TOWARDS SOSA HENDERSON!
(The EAW broadcast transitions to a split-screen view, as the replay of what just happened begins to play once more from an alternate angle to better show the move.)
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Crowd: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes :yikes:
James Peters: Jesus Christ, he almost got tangled up in the ropes! That was no accident, Myles intended to try and end SOSA Henderson’s life early, and depending on what the ref declares, Myles might have this one stolen. First that car park assault, now using the bottom rope to his advantage; the only difference being the latter is actually legal, even if it doesn’t make it any less disgusting of an action, especially on another human being. But Myles just doesn’t see it that way, I guess. Myles crosses his legs and sits down in the center of the ring, as he waits for SOSA Henderson to either be counted out, or taken out of the match entirely.
Referee: (off-mic) :lupe: SOSA, can you hear me? How many fingers am I holding up? Trick question I’m not even outside of the ring.
Crowd: :lupe:
Persephone: :dahell: What kinda referees do we hire around here anyway? Maybe that bald dumbass Ronan Malosi from Showdown had a point.
Rich Russillo: :skip:
James Peters: :skip:
Persephone: Whatever, I’m going back to texting Rex.
Rich Russillo: Your phone isn’t even on! :russwtf:
James Peters: The referee exits the ring, and now begins to check on SOSA Henderson, as SOSA slowly rolls towards the steel steps just for some extra leverage to stand up on! Holding his arm, the referee begins to help him; but this just lets him ignore the fact that Myles is exiting the ring right now! :lupe:
Rich Russillo: And with where SOSA Henderson is right now, this could be a very VERY bad spot, especially with how Myles is the one who he’s facing off against, and ESPECIALLY since the referee has his back turned, and doesn’t have any ability to stop Myles from doing so… Myles begins to sprint towards SOSA…
James Peters: METEORA TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD, AGAINST THE STEEL STEPS! HE JUST KILLED HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: SOSA HENDERSON’S SKULL JUST GOT POPPED LIKE A ZIT AGAINST THOSE STEEL STEPS, AND NOW THAT THE REFEREE NOTICES MYLES, HE BEGINS TO PUSH HIM AWAY; BUT I DON’T THINK THERE’S ANYTHING THAT ZEBRA-MAN CAN DO ABOUT IT, SOSA HENDERSON IS COMPLETELY OUT AND THE ONLY WAY TO END IT BY STOPPING THE MATCH OR LETTING MYLES PIN HIM!
Referee: (off-mic) GET BACK INSIDE OF THE RING!
James Peters: BUT MYLES ISN’T LISTENING, HE’S COMPLETELY BLANKED OUT! HE KNEELS DOWN AND GRABS SOSA BY HIS HAIR, BEFORE REPEATEDLY SLAMMING THE FRONT OF HIS HEAD INTO THE STEEL STEPS, OVER AND OVER AND OVER; AND THE SAD TRUTH IS, IT’S LEGAL! ANYTHING THAT’S ATTACHED TO THE RING IS LEGAL, AND AS LONG AS YOU AREN’T USING IT AS A WEAPON RATHER THAN AN ENVIRONMENTAL, IT’S ALL LEGAL, AT LEAST FOR NOW! MYLES HAS NO FILTER!
Rich Russillo: BUT THE REFEREE IS TRYING TO PULL HIM AWAY REGARDLESS, AS HE SEES BLOOD TRICKLING DOWN FROM SOSA HENDERSON’S NOSE! IF HE DOESN’T STOP THIS SOON ENOUGH, THERE COULD BE SOME SERIOUS LONG LASTING EFFECTS FROM THIS MATCH THAT CARRIES OVER INTO THE ENTIRE FUTURE SOSA HENDERSON HAS IN THIS COMPANY!
Persephone: Mmmmm, blooooooood. :blessed:
James Peters: MYLES GRABS SOSA HENDERSON AND LIFTS HIM OFF HIS KNEES, BEFORE DRAGGING HIM OVER TO THE APRON AND PUTTING HIM IN BETWEEN THE COVER AND THE RING, SUCCESSFULLY TRAPPING HIM… BEFORE HITTING A HUGE BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE! AND ANOTHER ONE! A TAKE ON HIS ROPE-TRAPPED RUNNING KNEES, THIS TIME ON THE OUTSIDE, BEFORE SOSA HENDERSON SLIDES DOWN INSIDE OF THE APRON UNABLE TO BE SEEN!
Rich Russillo: AND NOW FINALLY MYLES STOPS HIS ASSAULT AS THE REFEREE FORCES HIM BACK INSIDE OF THE RING, MINERVA WATCHING ON WITH A HUGE SMILE PLASTERED AGAINST HER FACE! AS FOR MYLES, HE SEEMS TO BE SATISFIED, AND FOR THE REFEREE? WELL, HE’S GONNA COUNT SOSA OUT NOW!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
James Peters: :lupe: There’s been no sign of him.
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
NINE!
TEN!
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James Peters: wq;LFDSAK;LFDSJ;SDFLJSDF;LKJ SOSA HENDERSON IS BEHIND MYLES! HE CRAWLED IN THROUGH THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING!!! ‘STOLE! YO! BITCH!!!!’ LEAPING CUTTER OUTTA NOWHERE!!!!!!! BUT SOSA HENDERSON IS TOO SPENT TO EVEN MAKE THE COVER!
Rich Russillo: THE REFEREE HEARD THE BUMP AND TURNED AROUND JUST BEFORE COUNTING 10, AND SEES BOTH MEN IN THE RING, HOWEVER, THERE’S NOT GOING TO BE ANY MORE COUNTING! SOSA HENDERSON IS JUST AS KNOCKED OUT AS MYLES IS, AND HE WAS PRETTY MUCH RUNNING ON THE LAST BIT OF JUICE HE HAD LEFT, AND I MEAN ENERGY, NOT THE ROIDS THAT TERRY CHAMBERS TOOK!
James Peters: SOSA HENDERSON BEGINS TO COME TO HIS SENSES, AS HE SLOWLY LIFTS HIMSELF JUST A FEW INCHES OFF THE GROUND, ENOUGH TO BE ABLE TO CRAWL OVER TO MAKE THE COVER! ONE ARM OVER MYLES’ CHEST-
Rich Russillo: BUT MYLES ROLLS AWAY JUST IN TIME!
James Peters: SOSA HENDERSON IS FRUSTRATED, BUT HE’S TOO TIRED TO EVEN ACT UPON IT, TOO DAMAGED TO EVEN ACT UPON IT; HIS FACE TELLS A STORY, AND THAT STORY IS THE MOST DEPRESSING ONE OUT THERE! HE JUST HIT A HUGE BIG MOVE, ONLY FOR IT TO BE RENDERED USELESS, AS THE SECOND HE WAS IN THE CLEAR, MYLES ESCAPED CERTAIN DOOM AND MADE SURE THIS MATCH CONTINUED!
Rich Russillo: But SOSA Henderson refuses to stay down! Despite his injuries and wounds, he’s pushing himself back up to his feet, trying his hardest to stand back up, and perhaps he’ll do it :oh:!! SOSA pushes himself to his feet, but begins to stumble… BUT KEEPS HIS BALANCE! HE HAS MYLES IN HIS SIGHT, IT COULD BE OVER RIGHT HERE! JUMPING DDT-
James Peters: MYLES CAUGHT HIM IN THE PUMPHANDLE POSITION! HE CAUGHT HIM BY THE ARM AND NECK! ARM THROUGH THE LEGS, ONE OVER MYLES’ ARM, BEFORE PULLING HIM… INTO ‘DE FACTO’!!!!!!! THE SPINNING PUMPHANDLE SAMOAN DRIVER TAKES OUT SOSA HENDERSON!!!! WE HAVE OUR WINNER! MYLES COVERS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
James Peters: AWD’;FSDK’;FDKA’;FKL’F;K’;FSLKFS’L;KSFD’L;K!!! WHAT!?!?!?!? SOSA HENDERSON POWERS OUT OF IT IN THE NICK OF TIME, AND SAVES IT FOR HIMSELF!
Myles: :comeagain:
Crowd: :blessed:
Rich Russillo: THE CROWD IS GOING ELECTRIC FOR SOSA HENDERSON TONIGHT! NORMALLY HE’S THE ONE ON THE OPPOSITE END OF THE CROWD REACTION, BUT THEY JUST HATE NEW EDEN THAT MUCH! THEY HAVE TO BOO MYLES!
Persephone: Me 🤝 This audience for this match
Rich Russillo: BUT UNLIKE SOSA HENDERSON LAST TIME, MYLES IS ABLE TO RECOVER, AND USE THE ROPES TO PULL HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET LIKE TARZAN DOES TREES, LIKE I DO PULL UP BARS, AND MYLES IS ONCE AGAIN STOOD OVER SOSA HENDERSON!
Myles: (off-mic) It’s funny… isn’t it? We’re here again… we’re fighting. And it doesn’t change anything. You and I both know it. You’re not needed here-
**SPIT!!**
Rich Russillo: SOSA HENDERSON JUST SPAT IN MYLES’ EYE! JESUS, CORONA!!!!
SOSA Henderson: (off-mic) :pacspit: You sound… just like Drake… mother fucker. Finish it.
Myles: (off-mic) Deal.
James Peters: MYLES GRABS SOSA HENDERSON BY THE WRISTS AND PULLS HIM UP TO HIS FEET, BEFORE AGAIN GOING TO HIT A SECOND ‘DE FACTO’ AND IF THIS CONNECTS IT COULD ALL BE OVER FOR SOSA HENDERSON!
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James Peters: AND IT-
Rich Russillo: DOESN’T CONNECT!!!! SOSA HENDERSON WAS LURING HIM IN, AS HE MANAGES TO SPIN OUT OF IT, BEFORE PULLING HIM INTO THE LEAPING CUTTER-
James Peters: BUT MYLES PUSHES HIM OFF BY THE SHOULDERS, ESCAPING THAT FINISHING MANEUVER TOO! IT WAS SO CLOSE TO BEING OVER RIGHT THERE… MYLES CHARGES FORWARD, BEFORE LAYING SOSA OUT WITH A BICYCLE KNEE-
Rich Russillo: BUT SOSA HENDERSON CATCHES THE LEG, AND THROWS IT DOWN! DOUBLE CURB STOMP! ‘PAID IN FULL’!!!!
James Peters: BUT MYLES SIDESTEPS AND THROWS SOSA INTO THE ROPES! BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO SOSA!!!!
Rich Russillo: SOSA HENDERSON DROPS TO THE GROUND, AND NOW MYLES QUICKLY SHIFTS OVER TO HIS HEAD, BEFORE GRABBING HIS WAIST AND DEADLIFTING HIM OFF THE GROUND USING BRUTE STRENGTH THAT MYLES HAS BECOME SYNONYMOUS FOR!!! POWERBOMB INTO THE MAT!!! HE HOLDS ONTO IT, AND COVERS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Rich Russillo: BUT BEFORE TWO MYLES QUICKLY LIFTS SOSA HENDERSON OF THE GROUND, DEADLIFTING HIM AGAIN INTO THE POWERBOMB POSITION, BEFORE SPINNING OUT AND DROPPING HIM INTO ANOTHER POWERBOMB! THE COVER **AGAIN**!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Rich Russillo: YET A THIRD TIME, MYLES LIFTS SOSA HENDERSON OFF THE GROUND INTO THE AIR, BACK INTO THE POWERBOMB POSITION! HE SPINS ONCE MORE, BUT THIS TIME FASTER, AND A LOT MORE SPINNING! SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!!!!!!! THIS TIME HE HAS THE COVER HE INTENDED FOR!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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James Peters: BUT SOSA HENDERSON QUICKLY ROLLS THE COVER INTO ONE OF HIS OWN, ROLLING MYLES UP AND INVERTING THE PRESSURE!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THREEEEEE-
James Peters: MYLES QUICKLY POWERS OUT OF IT, BUT SOSA HENDERSON WAS INTENDING FOR IT! HE QUICKLY TRANSITIONS MYLES STRAIGHT INTO THE CROSSFACE; AND IT’S APPLIED! HE’S INTENTIONALLY HOOKING HIS ARMS AROUND THE MOUTH OF MYLES, WHERE ALL THE BLOOD IS COMING FROM, AND COULD BE FORCING HIM TO TAP HERE!
Rich Russillo: BUT MYLES IS SCRATCHING AND CLAWING HIS WAY OVER TO THE ROPES, TRYING TO JUST BREAK OUT OF THIS HOLD! THIS CROSSFACE IS DOING A LOT MORE DAMAGE TO MYLES THAN IT ORIGINALLY WOULD HAVE JUST BECAUSE OF THE INJURED AND BLOODY JAW, BUT WILL MYLES BE ABLE TO POWER OUT OF IT!!?
James Peters: MYLES IS SLOWLY GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE ROPES, BUT I’M NOT SURE HE CAN ACTUALLY SEE THAT! THE BLOOD IS RUBBING ALL OVER HIS FACE, AND IF THAT GETS INTO HIS EYES THAT CAN AFFECT HIS PERFORMANCE IN THIS MATCH HEAVILY; TEMPORARY BLINDNESS, AND A RED EYE THE NEXT DAY!
Rich Russillo: MYLES IS LITERALLY FINGERTIPS AWAY FROM THE BOTTOM ROPE, BUT HE’S ALSO SECONDS AWAY FROM TAPPING OUT AND GIVING UP, RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS GIRLFRIEND, WHO IS SHOUTING AT HIM THAT HE’S SO CLOSE, TELLING HIM NOT TO GIVE UP; BUT THAT’S GOING TO BE HARD FOR MYLES! HE HAS TO LIVE WITH THAT HAIR COLOR, AND SOON, HE’LL HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE FACT HE TAPPED OUT ON EAW FREE PER VIEW!!! MYLES’ HAND IS BOBBING UP AND DOWN, COULD HE TAP?
James Peters: BUT IT SPEEDS UP! HE’S NOT TRYING TO TAP, HE’S JUST DESPERATELY TRYING TO REACH FOR THE ROPES- OR MAYBE NOT! HIS HAND QUICKLY DIVERTS ATTENTION TO THE PERSON APPLYING THE CROSSFACE, AND NOT THE ROPES! MYLES ISN’T GOING TO GET A ROPE BREAK, HE’S GOING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT! PUNCH TO SOSA’S NOSE! BUT IT’S STILL LOCKED IN! ANOTHER PUNCH TO THE NOSE! BUT IT’S STILL LOCKED IN! MYLES’ HAND IS NOW SCRAPING ACROSS SOSA’S FACE, UNTIL IT LOCKS ONTO THE NOSTRILS! HE TRIES TO CLAW THE NOSE BONE COMPLETELY OUT OF THE SOCKET! SOSA LETS GO!
Rich Russillo: SOSA HENDERSON QUICKLY BOUNCES OFF OF MYLES, LEAVING HIM TO CHECK HIS JAW AS THAT WAS SERIOUSLY BEING WRENCHED BACK LIKE I WRENCH THOSE IRONS UP TO BUILD UP MUSCLE (hmu Persey), BUT SOSA IS BARELY MOVING! MYLES MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING TO THAT NOSE, AS SOSA IS IN TOO MUCH PAIN TO ACTUALLY STAND BACK UP! HOWEVER, MYLES IS QUICKLY READY TO RECOVER!
James Peters: MYLES SCURRIES TO HIS FEET AND RUSHES OVER TO SOSA HENDERSON, BEFORE GRABBING HIS LEFT ARM AND PUTTING IT BETWEEN HIS LEGS, THEN HIS RIGHT ARM OVER HIS SHOULDER! FINALLY, MYLES LOCKS HIS FINGERS ACROSS THE NOSE OF SOSA; AND ‘CHECKMAYT’ IS LOCKED IN!!! THE RINGS OF SATURN, SPECIFICALLY TARGETING THE NOSE, IS LOCKED IN ON SOSA HENDERSON AND THEIR ROLES HAVE BEEN REVERSED!
Rich Russillo: BUT TO ADD EXTRA EFFECT TO THE MOVE, MYLES ROLLS ONTO HIS BACK, GIVING SOSA HENDERSON ZERO CHANCE TO ESCAPE AND MOVE AROUND, AS HE PULLS HIS ARMS **AND** NOSE DOWN, WHICH MUST BE INCREDIBLY PAINFUL FOR SOSA!
Persephone: Don’t say you’d survive it. I’m not **im**pressed. I’m **de**pressed.
James Peters: MYLES IS TRYING HIS HARDEST TO MAKE SURE SOSA HENDERSON IS IN THE MOST PAIN HE POSSIBLY CAN BE, BECAUSE HE DOESN’T STOP AT A REGULAR RINGS OF SATURN, HE BEGINS TO SCRAPE HIS FACE UP AND DOWN THE ALREADY-BROKEN NOSE OF SOSA HENDERSON’S FACE, AND THAT IS ONLY ADDING INSULT TO INJURY!
Rich Russillo: SOSA HENDERSON IS SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN, AS HE KICKS HIS LEGS BACK AND FORTH JUST HOPING ONE OF THEM LANDS ON THE BOTTOM ROPE, BUT HE DOESN’T KNOW THAT HE’S ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE NEAR! MYLES’ HANDS COVER UP HIS FACE, AND MAYBE HE’LL HAVE TO TAP HERE, JUST LIKE HE ORIGINALLY WANTED MYLES TO DO WITH THE CROSSFACE!
James Peters: SOSA HENDERSON WON’T DO THAT THOUGH, HE ABSOLUTELY REFUSES! I’M SURE HE’D RATHER BE PRIED OFF OF MYLES TO SHOW THAT HE ISN’T SCARED OF HIM, AND HE’S TOUGHER THAN MYLES WILL EVER BE, BUT THE MORE THIS HOLD IS LOCKED IN, THE MORE MYLES SUCKS AWAY THAT ENERGY, THE MORE MYLES SUCKS AWAY THE HOPE FROM EVERYONE’S EYES, INCLUDING SOSA’S, AND THE MORE HE OBLITERATES ANY CHANCE AT A COMEBACK! IF SOSA’S NOSE WAS BROKEN BEFORE, IT’S SHATTERED NOW, AND THOSE ARMS WON’T BE DOING HIM ANY FAVORS EITHER AFTER THIS MOVE!!
Rich Russillo: BUT SOSA BEGINS TO BRIDGE HIS FEET, TRYING TO PUT HIMSELF IN A GOOD POSITION WHERE HE CAN POSSIBLY GET AWAY FROM IT! THIS IS GENIUS, LIKE ME! HE BEGINS TO USE HIS FEET TO PULL HIMSELF AND MYLES TOWARDS THE ROPES, BUT INSTEAD OF DRAGGING THEM ACROSS THE GROUND, HE USES IT TO PRACTICALLY SPIDERWALK WHILST MYLES IS BALANCING BETWEEN HIS ARMS! IF THIS GOES HORRIBLY, IT’S OVER, BUT IF THIS PLAN SUCCEEDS, SOSA WILL BE FREE!
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James Peters: SOSA HENDERSON MANAGES TO WRAP BOTH OF HIS LEGS AROUND THE BOTTOM ROPE! MYLES IS FORCED TO LET GO, HE’S FREE!
Rich Russillo: BUT AGAIN, SOSA HENDERSON HAS BEEN BADLY DAMAGED TO THAT NOSE! EVEN IF HE ESCAPED THE SUBMISSION, HIS NOSE IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKED! AND MYLES KNOWS THIS! HE QUICKLY RUSHES OVER TO SOSA AND GRABS HIS WRISTS… BEFORE GOING FOR A HUGE DOUBLE WRIST LOCK KNEE STRIKE TO THE NOSE-
James Peters: BUT SOSA HENDERSON MANAGES TO DODGE PAST IT AND BOUNCE TO HIS FEET, BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES- ONLY TO GET HIT WITH A HUGE FOREARM STRIKE AGAINST THE ROPES BY MYLES! NOW IT’S MYLES WHO CHARGES TO THE OTHER SIDE-
Rich Russillo: BUT SOSA HENDERSON FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A HUGE RUNNING ENZUIGIRI TO THE CHEST! MYLES DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES, AS SOSA HENDERSON TURNS AROUND AND STARES AT THE OTHER ROPES!
SOSA Henderson: (off-mic) FUCK YOU, MYLES!
Crowd: :blessed:
James Peters: SOSA HENDERSON QUICKLY CHARGES TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING, WITH FULL INTENTION TO BLAST MYLES INTO OBLIVION, HITTING THE ROPES AND CHARGING BACK, GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE-
Rich Russillo: BUT MYLES WENT FOR A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE TOO, AND BOTH MEN TAKE EACH OTHER DOWN, HITTING THE MAT, CRASHING, AND BURNING! LYING DOWN IN A POOL OF THEIR OWN BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS!
Crowd: :damn: :damn: :damn:
James Peters: This match has been a hard hitting back and forth between these two men, and neither one of them have been able to one-up each other and win the match, visualized right there! Back and forth running strikes, before both men end up on the floor after a huge double clothesline, and they are both SPENT! Blood dripping from their faces, long breaths, I can FEEL the lack of energy that ring has after all of this hard hitting offense!
Crowd: HARAB ‘IILAA AL’ABAD! **clap x5** HARAB ‘IILAA AL’ABAD!
(Translation: Fight forever! **clap x5** Fight forever!)
Persephone: …marks
James Peters: It seems Myles and SOSA have heard this chant before, and they must know what it means, as the two of them sit up, and get to their knees, just looking at each other… nothing left inside of them… SOSA THROWS A PUNCH… but it just bounces off of Myles’ chest! Myles throws a chop!!! But again, it just bounces off! This isn’t weakness, this is tiredness, they’ve been beating everything out of each other, and now there’s nothing left but their broken down bodies! What a match!
Rich Russillo: SOSA and Myles use each other to balance one another once more, as they literally use each other as leverage to stand back up to their feet, with shakes in their knees like when I see Persephone, they can BARELY stand up!
James Peters: Myles throws a stiff forearm, but it practically does nothing to SOSA! It just rocks him slightly! SOSA returns the favor; and we meet the same result! They’re both unable to knock each other down completely! Myles looks to test this theory though, as he pulls his arm back and swings it for a lariat-
Rich Russillo: BUT IN A LAST BURST OF ENERGY, SOSA HENDERSON MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER IT AND RUN THE ROPES, MYLES BARELY EVEN KNOWS WHAT HAD HAPPENED, BEFORE HE TURNS AROUND… INTO A SPEAR! THIS TIME IT ISN’T A BACKFLIP, HE LANDS UPSIDE DOWN ON HIS SHOULDER, HOW THE HELL DID HE EVEN DO THAT??
James Peters: IT DOESN’T MATTER, BECAUSE NOW SOSA HENDERSON IS THE ONE IN CONTROL AS HE STUMBLES BACK TO THE CORNER AND STOMPS HIS FEET INTO THE MAT AGAIN TO A RHYTHM, WAITING FOR MYLES TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET! ALBEIT SLOWER THAN PREVIOUSLY, MYLES DOES THIS, AND NOW SOSA IS LOOKING TO END IT!
Rich Russillo: HAVING ONLY HIT ONE EARLIER THIS MATCH, WHEN MYLES WAS LEAST EXPECTING IT, SOSA HENDERSON CHARGES FORWARD AND LOOKS TO HIT THE ‘PAID IN FULL’ ONCE AGAIN, AND IF THIS CONNECTS IT COULD BE THE END OF THE LINE FOR MYLES HERE TONIGHT!!!
James Peters: BUT THAT ISN’T THE CASE, AS MYLES MANAGES TO MUSTER UP THE ENERGY TO LEAP INTO THE AIR, AND PLACE SOSA HENDERSON INTO A VICTORY ROLL! A ROLL UP! WILL SOSA EVEN HAVE THE ENERGY TO KICK OUT???
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWO-
James Peters: NO! MYLES DIDN’T WANT A ROLL UP FINISH! HE SLIDES OUT OF THE VICTORY ROLL, BEFORE PULLING SOSA’S LEGS DOWN WITH HIM! THE WHIPLASH BOLTS SOSA TO HIS FEET, BUT HE DOESN’T SEE THE NEXT PART COMING! PUMPHANDLE POSITION, IT’S ABOUT TO HIT! ‘DE FACTOOOOOOOOOO’!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT SOSA HENDERSON PUSHES HIMSELF OUT OF IT, AWAY FROM MYLES, BEFORE BLOCKING AN ATTEMPT AT A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE! SOSA HENDERSON QUICKLY GOES FOR A SPINNING HEEL KICK, BUT MYLES DUCKS!! SLAP TO THE STOMACH! AND ANOTHER ONE! SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE STOMACH, IT CONNECTS! KICK TO THE CHEST! STOMP TO THE FOOT! FOLLOWED UP BY A HUGE KNEE TO THE HEAD-
James Peters: BUT SOSA HENDERSON SIDESTEPS THE KNEE TO THE HEAD, BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR FOR A REVERSE RANA! MYLES CATCHES HIM THOUGH, BEFORE DROPPING HIM TO HIS FEET! DISCUS ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD, SENDING SOSA STUMBLING FORWARD, BUT MYLES CATCHES HIM BY THE TRUNKS! HE PULLS HIM BACK INTO ANOTHER ‘DE FACTO’ ATTEMPT!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT SOSA HENDERSON DROPS TO HIS KNEES TO AVOID IT, AND MYLES IS CONFUSED AS TO WHY THE HOLD BREAKS, BEFORE SOSA ROLLS HIM UP WITH A SCHOOLBOY ATTEMPT!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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James Peters: MYLES PUSHES HIMSELF OUT OF THE ROLL UP, BACK UP TO HIS KNEES, WHEREAS SOSA IS INSTANTLY ON HIS FEET! ROUNDHOUSE TO THE HEAD, BUT MYLES DUCKS! THEY’RE JUST TRYING TO GET THAT ONE BLOW THAT KNOCKS THE OTHER DOWN SO THEY CAN TAKE CONTROL, BUT IT DOESN’T HAPPEN-
Rich Russillo: NOT UNTIL NOW! BOTH MYLES AND SOSA BOUNCE TOWARDS EACH OTHER AND GO FOR A HUGE DOUBLE LEAPING KNEE STRIKE, AND CLOCK EACH OTHER! MYLES IN HIS JAW! SOSA IN HIS NOSE! THEY BOTH FALL DOWN TO THEIR KNEES BARELY, AND UNINTENTIONALLY, KEEPING EACH OTHER UP!! :damn:
James Peters: These two have a ton of hatred for each other that they’re looking to settle tonight, and somehow this match still isn’t over after everything they’ve done to each other! SOSA HENDERSON HITS MYLES WITH A RIGHT HAND! Myles stumbles back up to his feet, AND HE HITS SOSA WITH A FOREARM IN RETURN! NOW SOSA WITH ANOTHER RIGHT HAND! NOW MYLES! NOW SOSA! NOW MYLES-
Rich Russillo: NO! MYLES WENT FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT SOSA DUCKED UNDER IT BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES! SOSA WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT-
James Peters: NO! MYLES CATCHES SOSA! MYLES HAS SOSA ON HIS SHOULDER, AND NOW HE QUICKLY CHARGES INTO THE CORNER LOOKING FOR A SNAKE EYES!
Rich Russillo: HE DOESN’T GET IT THOUGH! SOSA HENDERSON SLIPS OUT OF MYLES’ GRASP BEFORE SHOVING HIM INTO THE CORNER! SOSA GRABBING MYLES AS SOON AS HE STUMBLES BACKWARDS, AND SOSA DELIVERS A HUGE BACK SUPLEX, NEARLY DROPPING MYLES ONTO HIS NECK! SOSA HENDERSON LOOKS FIRED UP RIGHT NOW, AND I THINK HE MAY BE READY TO PUT THIS MATCH AWAY!
Persephone: About time. This has gone on for WAY too long.
James Peters: SOSA Henderson climbs up to the top rope, and if what he’s going for connects then this is definitely going to be the end of the match! Both competitors have put up an amazing fight, BUT NOW SOSA LOOKS TO PUT AN END TO IT! PAID IN FULL TO MYLES’ BACK!!!
Rich Russillo: IT DOESN’T CONNECT! THAT WAS EXTREMELY CLOSE! IF THAT DOUBLE FOOT STOMP CONNECTED TO THE BACK MYLES WOULD’VE DEFINITELY BEEN DONE FOR, BUT SOMEHOW HE JUST BARELY MANAGED TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY! MYLES FORCING HIMSELF TO GET BACK UP AS SOSA ROLLS BACK UP TO HIS FEET, BUT SOSA’S ABLE TO CHARGE AT MYLES FIRST!
James Peters: MYLES CATCHES SOSA WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE! SOSA RAN AT MYLES AND IN THE END IT DIDN’T PAY OFF AT ALL! MYLES NOW GRABBING SOSA, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO FINISH THIS!!!!
Rich Russillo: KANGAROO KILLER!!!!!
James Peters: WAIT!!! SOSA HENDERSON ROLLED THROUGH AND PULLED MYLES DOWN INTO A SCHOOL BOY PIN! SOSA BRINGING ALL HIS WEIGHT DOWN ONTO MYLES, DON’T TELL ME THIS IS HOW IT ENDS! NOT LIKE THIS!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….. SSSSOOOOOOOSSSSAAAAAAAAA HHHHEEEEEEEEENNNNDDDDEEERRRRSSOOOONNNN!!!!
(SOSA Henderson immediately pops back up to his feet with a huge grin on his face, and ‘Faneto’ begins to play once again as the fans begin cheering, once again mainly due to their hatred for New Eden. Myles has gotten back up, and much like Minerva he can’t believe what just happened.)
James Peters: SOSA HENDERSON WINS!!! SOSA HENDERSON MANAGED TO CATCH MYLES WITH THE ROLL UP JUST AS HE SET UP FOR THE KANGAROO KILLER, AND IN HE DID IT! SOSA HENDERSON WINS THE MATCH!
Rich Russillo: Both Myles and Minerva are livid right now, but at the end of the day they can only blame themselves for this!
James Peters: You’re right. And let’s not forget, Myles and SOSA faced each other before, and their last match ended the same exact way except it was Myles rolling SOSA up! Tonight SOSA Henderson just got payback, in more ways than one!
Persephone: Thank God this match is over. That was probably one of the most boring matches of the entire show. Myles doing all of that to lose by roll up is kinda funny though :mjlol:.
James Peters: Congratulations to SOSA Henderson-
Rich Russillo: WAIT! MYLES JUST TRIED TO ATTACK SOSA HENDERSON AS HE HAD HIS HAND RAISED, BUT SOSA JUST BARELY MANAGED TO JUMP OUT OF THE RING BEFORE MYLES COULD CATCH HIM! It looks like New Eden isn’t too happy to see SOSA steal the win after such an amazing match, but in the end tonight was SOSA Henderson’s night, and there’s nothing they could do about that!
James Peters: Well as I was saying.. Congratulations to SOSA Henderson! He may have been screwed out of the Grand Rampage match, but he made sure he got his revenge tonight!
(Minerva enters the ring and walks up next to Myles, and both of them are furious. SOSA Henderson is on the ramp, and he raises both of his arms while laughing at the two after managing to get the victory with the roll up. The crowd continues to cheer in SOSA Henderson’s favor as SOSA continues to walk backwards up the ramp, and finally the camera begins to fade away from ringside.)
(Battle of Egypt has faded into the backstage area. It’s been a great show thus far, but the behind the scenes action has been just as exciting. It’s highly controversial to have a Saudi sponsored show take place in Egypt, and with dignitaries and royals from both countries milling about, everyone has been on edge. It’s no secret how lucrative these deals are for EAW, Mr. DEDEDE as an individual, and both countries, and how much time and effort is spent to broker them and iron out all the legalities. Money talks, though, and ultimately that’s what this is all about. Money. Elite Answers Wrestling will have a working relationship with all parties involved for the foreseeable future, which will do nothing more than continue to line the pockets of the Chairman, as well as everyone who is given a chance to work one of these shows. Kensi wasn’t booked for Battle of Egypt, but she had to be there to make an appearance with her fiancé, Prince Fayyaad al Ziyad. With the publicity aspect of the event out of the way, Kensi had decided to turn her attention towards the challenge she had issued on Voltage last week. Mary S. Atlas and Holly Arrow, known as Most Wanted Arrow, had agreed to a match against Kensi and a partner of her choice for next week’s episode of EAW’s Sunday night show. It’s only fitting that Voltage takes place on the Lord’s day after all :wow:. However, since arriving in Egypt, Kensi had been unable to track down the woman she wanted as her partner. That was about to change.)
(Kensi made her way into the luxury sky boxes that were housing the talent that weren’t booked on the show. It didn’t shock her to find Lisa Wren sitting by herself in the corner of one of the sky boxes. Lisa had strong opinions on these shows, even dropping some racially motivated comments in one of her promos for Voltage last week about her personal feelings towards Arab people. Kensi saw Lisa as a bitter, misguided individual, and she wanted to help her. When Lisa spotted Kensi, an annoyed look immediately crossed her face. Kensi had barely made it up to Lisa before the other woman started to berate her.)
Lisa Wren: Yo, I fucking told you to leave me the hell alone. I don’t want anything to do with your nasty ass.
(Kensi can’t help but roll her eyes.)
Kensi: Spare me the dramatics, Lisa. I don’t care. I came to have a reasonable conversation with you, if that’s something you’re capable of.
Lisa Wren: Are you saying that because I’m a vocal, strong, independent black woman that I’m not reasonable? Do you think I just fly off the handle because stupid cacs like yourself enjoy talking mess and thinking someone like me is just gunna bow down and kiss your ass, and all that?
Kensi: No. Absolutely no one thinks that. The fact your mind even went there just proves to me that you have some type of inferiority complex that you need to find a way to push past. I’m not going to act like I know what it’s like to be in your shoes, but I do know how it feels to be painted in a negative light and ostracized by what felt like the entire world at times.
Lisa Wren: Bitch you know NOTHING about my str-
Kensi: (interrupting Lisa) I kinda just said that I don’t know what it feels like to be you. You need to stop projecting and start listening, because quite frankly, the world is not out to get you. This company isn’t out to get you. Believe it or not, you have actually been given all the tools you need to succeed here, just like I have, and the one of the things the two of us have in common is that we have both failed to grab the brass ring.
(The look Lisa gives Kensi is not a very nice one.)
Lisa Wren: So you really just came up to me, knowing that I’m not exactly happy to be stuck in this awful place, watching people kill themselves for a blood money payday, to tell me that I’ve spent my career as a failure?? Are you stupid? You really think I won’t slap the shit out of you right now? I don’t give a damn if you are Saudi royalty or whatever the fuck you are because you decided to wear the ring of a man who will probably beat you to death the second your marriage is legal. I been arrested by those fuckers once and survived. I don’t fear them.
Kensi: You seriously need to chill out. I have never in my life crossed paths with someone who is so uptight and angry all the time. It’s fine to walk around with a chip on your shoulder as long as you channel it for HEALTHY motivational purposes. I didn’t come here to pick a fight with you, or argue. I didn’t want to remind you that I’m the reason you even got out of Saudi jail in the first place, however, you’re so welcome! I came here to have a reasonable conversation with you, but I see that’s going to be impossible.
(Kensi knows she is wasting her time with Lisa, and goes to walk off. However it’s Lisa who stands up and lets out a frustrated sigh.)
Lisa Wren: The fuck you want then? God knows I don’t need any of these crackas running around and thinking they can’t get a reasonable conversation out of Lisa Wren. Their promo videos make me mad enough as it is.
Kensi: At this point, someone could breathe in your general direction and you would somehow take offense to it. Look, I don’t want to waste my time, so if you’re just going to continue making snide comments and whatnot, I’ll just go. You and I have a history together, and no, it really isn’t a great one. We have been opponents that have said some horrible things to one another, and it’s all on record, forever archived. I can’t take back anything I’ve done in my past. It can’t be changed. All I can do is move forward and restart my career, and this time I’m going to make sure I seize every opportunity that is presented to me. Both of us are on the outside looking in when it comes to Pain for Pride, and I’m not happy about that. I’m sure you’re not either especially when you’ve had two championship opportunities this season.
Lisa Wren: Yeah, I wanted to win the Specialists Championship, and even at the end, I came around to the idea of dethroning Andre and keeping him from making history. I am pissed that I couldn’t follow through on either match, but I’m not throwing in the towel thinking that I’m not gunna be part of Pain for Pride. I work too damn hard to not be on that card, and one way or another, you’re going to see the name ‘Lisa Wren’ on it.
Kensi: Why not start working towards that goal right now? Last week, I challenged Holly and Mary to a match for next week’s Voltage, and if you remember, they knocked off The Realm and Ad Infinitum. That’s pretty impressive tag team work, and I know that I’m better than both of them. I’m sure you feel a similar kind of way, and would love nothing more to step into the ring against two women who feel like they’re pretty good at tag team wrestling and prove them wrong. And frankly, as someone who lost out on the Unified Tag Team Championships when she was partnered with Holly, I just want to beat her and prove that I was the better member of our short-lived team.
Lisa Wren: Team with you? Nah, I’m good. I don’t trust you as far as I can throw you, and I’m damn sure not gunna put my Pain for Pride livelihood in your hands.
Kensi: It’s one match, Lisa, and it’s not like I’m suggesting we go right for IDOL-GUN.
(Lisa shakes her head. There is just no one she is going to agree to team with Kensi.)
Lisa Wren: Nah.
Kensi: I had a feeling you would be stubborn when it comes to this so I went to Captain Charisma already and told him you agreed. Whether you like it or not, we’re going to be partners next week and we will beat Most Wanted Arrow. Whether you want to admit it or not, you need this win just as badly as I do, and we need each other in order to do it. I’m going to do my part and watch your back, and I expect you to do the same. You don’t have to like me in order to work with me. We have the same goals. We want to get our careers back on track. We want to compete at Pain for Pride. And we want to make sure that next season is our best one yet.
(Lisa opened her mouth to reply, but for once, she was speechless. She couldn’t believe Kensi’s nerve, and she was unsettled over how this decision had come together without her consent. Shockingly enough, Lisa also was unsettled over the fact she didn’t completely hate the idea of this match either. Pushing personal feelings towards Kensi aside, a win over Holly Arrow and Mary S. Atlas would be good for her.)
Kensi: You can count on me next week, Lisa. I hope that I can do the same with you.
(Lisa felt it was best to not reply, and after a moment, Kensi shrugged her shoulders and walked off. Lisa sank back down in her seat, a million and one thoughts running through her head. Working with Kensi wouldn’t be that awful, considering both women did want the same things, right?)
(Battle of Egypt faded back to ringside.)
(The camera cuts to Bella Braxton in the ring.)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…ONE FALL!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
(“Diamonds” by Megan Thee Stallion and Normani rings out through the stadium as Candice Blair starts to make her way down to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first! Hailing out of San Francisco, California, weighing in at 126 pounds…SHE IS THE HOT COMMODITY…CANDICE BLAIR!!
James Peters: Candice Blair has been looking to show Sierra the light when it comes to her boyfriend, that being another Voltage elitist in Drake King, but Sierra has been just about stubborn as a mule.
Rich Russillo: She’s made it very clear that she doesn’t want the help of Candice Blair in the slightest, going as far to slap her on Voltage. But tonight, Candice Blair looks to be about done trying to reason with Sierra Bradford, Candice promises to teach Sierra not to make an enemy out of an Ava.
(Candice settles in the ring as ‘Sk8er Boi’ by Avril Lavigne replaces her theme music to a mixed reaction as Sierra Bradford heads down to the ring, a look of focus on her face.)
Bella Braxton: And her opponent! Residing in San Francisco, California, weighing in at 121 pounds…SHE IS THE QUEEN OF HER WORLD…SIERRA BRADFORD!!
James Peters: Sierra Bradford is living proof that sometimes the heart wants what the heart wants.
Persephone: Yeah, even if it’s some self-deluded man who thinks he’s some sort pseudo Jesus, she needs to pick a better man like Sexy Rexy, except not, because he’s mine! :ufdup:
(‘Sk8er Boi’ fades out as both women stand in opposite corners before the referee signals for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: There’s the bell and the match between Candice and Sierra is officially underway! Both competitors start off by circling the ring, looking to get a feel for one another here before locking up in the center of the ring! Sierra and Candice both jockey for position before Sierra manages to back Candice up against the corner! The referee gets inbetween these two and we get to see a clean break from Sierra, who ushers Candice to meet her in the middle of the ring once more.
Rich Russillo: Candice obliges and the two again lock up, Sierra getting the early advantage for the second time now, this time with a standing side headlock! Candice backs her up against the ropes and bounces Sierra off! Sierra comes back with a shoulder block that takes Candice down! Sierra runs off the ropes, but Candice turns over to her stomach, forcing Sierra to jump over and run off the ropes again! Candice jumps to her feet and leapfrogs over the returning Sierra, who Candice tries to catch with a dropkick upon her rebounding back- BUT SIERRA HELD ON TO THE ROPES, HAVING THAT DROPKICK OF CANDICE WELL-SCOUTED!
James Peters: Candice favors the back of her head, which undoubtedly had to hit the mat hard! Sierra takes advantage of a downed Candice, however, locking in a grounded side headlock! Candice tries to push Sierra off by grinding that right arm into the side of her face, but it’s no use, that headlock is on tight! Candice waistlocks Sierra and rolls her over on both shoulders to secure a pinfall here, but Sierra kicks out and gets right back into that side headlock position before the ref could even start his count! But look at Candice, using that legs of hers to capture Sierra Bradford into a headscissors!
Rich Russillo: Bradford attempts to kick out of it, but those legs of Candice are wrapped around too tight! Sierra switches to a new game plan, moving to a front neck bridge! Sierra pushes her way out of the headscissors, and traps Candice in the grounded side headlock! But Candice quickly scrambles over to the ropes, where she wraps her feet around the bottom one. Sierra releases the headlock and gives Candice some space, letting her make it back to her feet here.
Persephone: Zzzzz…
James Peters: Is she sleeping around five minutes into this mat- nevermind. Candice and Sierra almost lock up in the center of the ring again, but Sierra baited Candice into another standing side headlock! Candice shoves Sierra off and into the ropes! BLAIR ATTEMPTS A DROPKICK ON THE REBOUNDING SIERRA, BUT SIERRA GRABS AHOLD THE ROPES AGAIN, CANDICE HAD THE HINDSIGHT TO KNOW SIERRA WAS GONNA DO THAT AND FAKED HER OUT WITH THE DROPKICK! AND NOW CANDICE CHARGES AT SIERRA, ONLY TO GET SIDESTEPPED AND SENT OUT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE!
Rich Russillo: CANDICE LANDS ON HER FEET, HOWEVER, AND PULLS SIERRA OUT UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE! CANDICE CHUCKS HER FACE FIRST INTO THE PLEXIGLASS BEFORE SENDING A DAZED SIERRA RIGHT BACK INTO THE RING! CANDICE SLIDES IN AND ATTEMPTS AN EARLY PINFALL HERE!
ONNNNEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!
Rich Russillo: There’s a kickout from Bradford, who stumbles her way up into the corner, looking to create a bit of separation between her and Blair, separation that doesn’t quite last as Candice pursues her in that corner, only to get a kick to the midsection for her troubles! AND SIERRA KICKS UPWARD AND INTO THE FACE OF A DOUBLED OVER BLAIR, who ends up reeling back over to the ropes! SIERRA IRISH WHIPS CANDICE OFF, WELL, ATTEMPTED TO IRISH WHIP BLAIR OFF, BUT SHE MANAGED TO REVERSE IT TO SEND BRADFORD OFF THE ROPES INSTEAD!
James Peters: SIERRA COMES BACK, MAKING A CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT, BUT CANDICE MATRIX AVOIDS IT! SIERRA TURNS AROUND TO SEE BLAIR ATTEMPTING A CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT OF HER OWN AFTERWARDS! BUT BRADFORD DUCKS UNDER, TRAPPING BLAIR WITH A REAR WAISTLOCK IN THE PROCESS OF DOING SO! CANDICE ATTEMPTS TO PRY THOSE HANDS APART OF SIERRA, BUT SIERRA JUST STRENGTHENS HER GRIP, NOT LOOKING TO LET CANDICE FREE HERE!
Rich Russillo: BUT CANDICE RETHINKS AND CHANGES THE PLAN! SHE WRAPS HER ARM AROUND THE HEAD OF SIERRA FOR A STANDING SIDE HEADLOCK, WHICH FORCES SIERRA TO RELEASE THE WAISTLOCK! BUT SIERRA BACKS CANDICE UP AGAINST THE CORNER, SIERRA THROWS SOME SHOTS TO THE MIDSECTION THAT CAUSE CANDICE TO RELEASE HER! SIERRA GRABS THE ARM OF BLAIR AND TRIES TO SEND HER INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER, BUT BLAIR SLINGSHOTS HERSELF UP AND OVER THE CHARGING BRADFORD, CAUSING HER TO GO SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!
(Persephone awakes and is immediately disappointed once she notices the match is still going.)
Persephone: :noah: I was hoping to be at the end of this match, better yet, the end of the show. The whole things been a shit show ever since Sexy Rexy lost. :will:
Rich Russillo: :wow:
James Peters: SIERRA SLIPS OUT OF THE RING, FAVORING THAT SHOULDER OF HERS! CANDICE IS SHORT BEHIND HER, THROWING A STRONG KICK TO THE ABDOMEN OF BRADFORD BEFORE LOOKING TO BOUNCE HER FACE FIRST OFF HER ANNOUNCERS TABLE HERE! BUT BRADFORD BLOCKS IT AND THROWS SOME BACK ELBOWS TO THE STOMACH REGION OF BLAIR, CAUSING HER TO STAGGER BACK AGAINST THE RING APRON! SIERRA RUNS AT BLAIR, ONLY TO GET POPPED UP OVERHEAD BY CANDICE, WHO DOESNT NOTICE SIERRA BRADFORD CAUGHT HERSELF ON THE APRON!
Rich Russillo: CANDICE TURNS AROUND AND SHE CERTAINLY DOES NOW AS SHES ON THE RECEIVING END OF A PENALTY KICK FROM SIERRA BRADFORD! SIERRA COMES OFF THE APRON AND ROLLS CANDICE BACK INTO THE RING! THE TABLES HAVE TURNED AS SIERRA LOOKS TO MAKE A COVER HERE!
ONNNNEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!
Rich Russillo: However, Candice still has some fight left in her, getting the shoulder up at two! Blair crawls her way over to the ropes, currently leaned on the middle one as she tries to work her way back up to a vertical base. BUT SIERRA DRIVES HER KNEE OF THE BICYCLE VARIETY INTO THE SIDE OF BLAIR’S FACE! SIERRA RUNS OFF THE OPPOSITE ROPE AND BICYCLE KNEES BLAIR AGAIN! AND SHE DOESNT STOP THERE EITHER, COMPLETING A TRIFECTA ON BLAIR, WHO LOOKS TO BE THE DEFINITION OF OUT OF IT RIGHT ABOUT NOW, HER HEAD JUST HUNG OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE!
James Peters: SIERRA DRAGS HER TO THE CENTER OF THE RING IN A FRONT FACELOCK BEFORE PUSHING OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH HER FOOT TO SPIKE CANDICE WITH THE TORNADO DDT! NO, WAIT! CANDICE SHOVED SIERRA AWAY BEFORE THE IMPACT OF THAT DDT COULD TAKE PLACE! SIERRA FALLS FLAT ON HER FACE BEFORE GETTING UP AND ALMOST BEING CAUGHT WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE OF CANDICE’S OWN, ONE THATS SPELT OUT THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR OTHERS, BUT SIERRA SIDESTEPS IT! CANDICE TURNS AROUND AND GETS PLANTED WITH A SNAPPY DDT FROM BRADFORD INSTEAD OF A TORNADO ONE!
Rich Russillo: SIERRA TAKES A MOMENT TO CATCH HER BREATHE BEFORE MOUNTING THE DOWNED CANDICE AND LOOKING TO WHALE ON HER WITH PUNCHES HERE! BUT CANDICE STARTS TO GET HER HANDS UP, LOOKING TO BLOCK THE OFFENSE INCOMING FROM BRADFORD, WHO TRANSITIONS INTO A CROSS ARMBREAKER! CANDICE LOCKS BOTH OF HER HANDS, LOOKING TO CLASP A TIGHT GRIP! BUT SIERRA BRADFORD DROPS HER LEG ACROSS THE FACE OF BLAIR A COUPLE OF TIMES BEFORE HER GRIP EVENTUALLY BREAKS, AND THAT ARMBREAKER IS FULLY LOCKED IN, NOWHERE FOR BLAIR TO GO IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!
James Peters: BUT BLAIR MOVES TO BOTH KNEES AND SOON STACKS SIERRA UP, LOOKING EEK OUT A VICTORY WHILE TRAPPED IN THIS ARMBAR! THE REFEREE GETS INTO POSITION!
ONNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
T-
Persephone: Sadly this match continues and Sierra sends Blair back down on the mat, sending Candice right back to square one again while being trapped in that armbar.
James Peters: Candice looks to try and inch her way over to the ropes now, trying to get her foot or arm to touch that bottom rope, Sierra notices the plan in action here and wrenches back on the armbar. Candice looks to be in some excruciating pain, but grits through it as she gets her foot on the bottom rope! Sierra breaks the submission hold, but begins delivering strong kicks the freshly hurt arm of Candice, who’s kneeled agaisnt the middle rope once more, the referee backs Sierra away, giving Candice a moment to recover before allowing the match to continue. SIERRA GOES FULL STEAM AHEAD AT BLAIR, WHO BACK BODY DROPS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Rich Russillo: SIERRA HIT HARD ON THE OUTSIDE! CANDICE SLIDES OUT THE RING, OPPOSITE WHERE SIERRA IS, CREATING SOME DISTANCE BETWEEN THE TWO BEFORE CANDICE BEGINS TO BUILD UP SOME MOMENTUM TOWARDS SIERRA AND PLANTS HER ON THE OUTSIDE WITH A SLINGBLADE! CANDICE SEATS SIERRA BACK FIRST AGAINST THE BARRICADE AFTERWARDS BEFORE REPEATEDLY SLAMMING THE BACK OF SIERRA’S HEAD RIGHT INTO IT!
Persephone: Maybe this’ll knock some sense into her about that boyfriend she’s dating.
James Peters: THE ONLY THING THIS WILL DO IS SOFTEN SIERRA UP FOR THAT CANDY DESTROYER OF HERS! BUT RIGHT NOW, CANDICE LIFTS SIERRA UP AND SLAMS HER DOWN FACE FIRST ON THE RING APRON! CANDICE LOOKS TO BE EYEING OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE NOW! AND- :krabs:
(The commentary gets out of dodge as Sierra is chucked over the announce table.)
James Peters: SIERRA JUST GOT CHUCKED OVER OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE AND IS PROBABLY IN A WORLD OF HURT RIGHT NOW THANKS TO CANDICE BLAIR, WHO SLIDES BACK IN AND OUT OF THE RING TO BREAKUP THE REFEREE’S COUNT BEFORE GRABBING SIERRA FROM BEHIND OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE AND BRINGING HER OVER TO THE STEEL STEPS WHERE SHE SLAMS HER DOWN FACE FIRST! SIERRA IS SENT BACK IN THE RING BY CANDICE, WHO GOES AFTER SIERRA IN THE CORNER!
Rich Russillo: CANDICE GRABS SIERRA BY THE ARM, BUT BRADFORD PULLS HER FACE FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! SIERRA BRINGS CANDICE TO THE CENTER OF THE RING WHERE SHE LOCKS ON A REAR CHINLOCK! THIS IS SMART FROM SIERRA, WHOS UNDOUBTEDLY LOOKING TO BUY HERSELF SOME MORE TIME TO RECOVER AFTER THE BEATDOWN SHE SUFFERED ON THE OUTSIDE A FEW MINUTES AGO! THE SEATED CANDICE STARTS TO BUILD A RALLY, HOWEVER, AS SHE WORKS HER WAY BACK UP TO HER FEET!
James Peters: AND LOOK AT CANDICE, THROWING WELL-PLACED SHOTS TO THE RIBCAGE OF SIERRA, SO SHE CAN COMPLETELY RELEASED FROM HER GRASPS HERE! A STOMP TO THE FOOT FROM SIERRA ACCOMPLISHES JUST THAT AS SHES BACK ON THE OFFENSIVE NOW WITH SHOOT KICKS DRILLING BRADFORD RIGHT IN THE CHEST AREA! BUT SIERRA CATCHES THE FOOT OF CANDICE BEFORE LANDING A KICK RIGHT TO HER THIGH!
Rich Russillo: CANDICE FAVORS THAT HURT AREA BEFORE BEING CAUGHT WITH A SUPERKICK FROM BRADFORD, WHICH STAGGERS BLAIR OVER TO THE ROPES, CAUSING HER TO SIMULTANEOUSLY REBOUND OFF OF THEM AND RIGHT INTO A STERN KICK TO THE ABDOMEN FROM SIERRA, WHO TRIES TO FOLLOW UP WITH A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB AFTERWARDS! BUT CANDICE ROLLS THROUGH TO HER FEET OFF THE SUNSET FLIP AND HITS THE SEATED SIERRA WITH A FRONT DROPKICK!
Persephone: Can they wrap this up already?
James Peters: CANDICE HEADS OVER TO THE CORNER WHERE SHE AWAITS SIERRA TO GET BACK TO HER FEET! SHE EVENTUALLY DOES AND CANDICE CHARGES IN WITH A SPEAR! BUT SIERRA SIDESTEPS IT! HOWEVER, CANDICE STOPS HERSELF SHORT OF CRASHING INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! SHE TURNS AROUND, BUT ONLY TO MEET A ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM SIERRA THAT SENDS HER OUT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE!
Rich Russillo: CANDICE IS CERTAINLY ROCKED ON THE OUTSIDE AS SHE LIES ON HER SIDE, LOOKING TO CHECK IF HER JAW IS EVEN STILL IN PLACE! CANDICE SOON GETS BACK TO HER FEET, BUT MIGHTVE BEEN BETTER OFF STAYING DOWN AS SIERRA SLINGSHOTS HERSELF OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO CANDICE WITH A SOMERSAULT SENTON! SIERRA ROLLS HER BACK INTO THE RING AND STARTS TO SCALE THE TOP ROPE, HOWEVER, QUITE GINGERLY!
James Peters: THIS PROVES TO BE A MISTAKE AS SHE GETS CUT OFF BY CANDICE ON THE TOP ROPE, WHO GAINED ENOUGH TIME TO RECOVER! CANDICE LOOKS TO BE ATTEMPTING A SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP! BUT SIERRA HAS OTHER IDEAS AS SHE HANGS ON TO THE TOP ROPE! CANDICE THROWS SOME PUNCHES IN HOPES OF SOFTENING HER UP, BUT SIERRA ENDS UP SLAMMING CANDICE DOWN FACE FIRST ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! SIERRA GETS A DEVIOUS LOOK IN HER EYES AS SHE FLOATS OVER BLAIR, ATTEMPTING AN AVALANCHE SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB!
Rich Russillo: SIERRA ENDS UP LANDING ON HER FEET, REALIZING THAT CANDICE REFUSES TO COME UNGLUED FROM THAT CORNER! SIERRA KEEPS TRYING TO BRING HER OUT OF IT WITH A POWERBOMB, AND SHE EVENTUALLY DOES, CARRYING CANDICE TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING IN A POWERBOMB POSITION! CANDICE SLIPS OUT BEHIND SIERRA, WHO TURNS AROUND AS BLAIR RUNS OFF THE ROPES!
James Peters: CANDICE TILT-A-WHIRL’S AROUND BRADFORD BEFORE DROPPING HER WITH A CROSSBODY! CANDICE HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHRRREEE-
James Peters: SIERRA GETS THE SHOULDER UP, ALMOST GETTING ANOTHER LOSS ADDED TO HER RECORD RIGHT THEN AND THERE! CANDICE TAKES A MOMENT TO RECOVER HERSELF BEFORE BRINGING SIERRA BACK UP TO HER FEET, HOLDING HER BY THE CHIN! CANDICE LETS GO OF SIERRA BEFORE DELIVERING A SPINNING HEEL KICK THAT ECHOES THROUGHOUT THE ARENA, HELL, I THINK I JUST SAW SOME OF SIERRA’S SPIT FLY OUT OF HER MOUTH!
Persephone: She’s lucky to have not gotten any on the Saudi delegation.
Rich Russillo: SIERRA DROPS TO ONE KNEE OFF THAT STELLAR KICK FROM CANDICE, AND TO BE HONEST, SIERRA’S LOOKING A LITTLE BIT STARSTRUCK HERE! AT THIS RATE, I WOULDNT BE SURPRISED IF CANDICE HAS BEATEN A LITTLE BIT OF SENSE INTO HER! BLAIR LOOKS TO GO FOR ANOTHER, BUT SIERRA ROLLS HER UP WITH A SCHOOL GIRL FOR THAT SMALL MOMENT OF TIME CANDICE HAD HER BACK TO HER! THE REFEREE QUICKLY GETS INTO POSITION, SIERRA GONNA POSSIBLY PULL A FAST ONE HERE!
ONNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
James Peters: THERES A KICKOUT FROM BLAIR, WHO SPRINGS TO HER FEET ALONG WITH SIERRA, WHO LOOKS TO A THROW A PUNCH, ONLY TO GET CAUGHT IN A CHOKEHOLD AND ALMOST STO! BUT SIERRA RAMS THE BRUNT OF HER ELBOW INTO THE SIDE OF CANDICE’S FACE, FORCING A RELEASE ON HER END! CANDICE FALLS TO ONE KNEE, WHICH CAUSES SIERRA BRADFORD TO ATTEMPT A SHINING WIZARD! BUT CANDICE AVOIDS IT ONCE SHE DROPS DOWN TO THE MAT AND ONTO HER BACK!
Rich Russillo: SIERRA IS THE ONE WHO GETS SCHOOL GIRLED NOW, BUT CANDICE DOESNT HOLD HER FOR A COVER AND INSTEAD OPTS TO ROLL SIERRA TO BOTH KNEES WHERE SHE CRACKS HER IN THE HEAD WITH A KICK! SIERRA SLUMPS DOWN TO THE MAT WHILE CANDICE REMAINS LIED DOWN, BOTH LOOKING TO BE EXHAUSTED HERE!
Persephone: I’ve been exhausted since the very start of this thing.
Rich Russillo: :wow: CANDICE EVENTUALLY MANAGES TO GET BACK UP TO HER FEET! SHE STARTS TO BRING SIERRA UP TO HERS AS WELL, BUT BRADFORD JUST SHOVES CANDICE BACK INTO THE CORNER AND YOU COULD JUST SEE THE HEAD OF CANDICE WHIPLASH BACK OFF IMPACT! SIERRA WORKS HER WAY OFF THE MAT AND RUNS AT CANDICE, BUT ENDS UP GETTING A BOOT FOR HER TROUBLES! SIERRA PROCESSES IT BEFORE CHARGING RIGHT BACK AT CANDICE IN THE CORNER!
James Peters: CANDICE TRIES TO USE THE SAME TECHNIQUE IN GETTING THAT BOOT UP, BUT SIERRA ANTICIPATED IT THIS TIME, CATCHING THE BOOT! BUT CANDICE SHOWS SOME QUICK THINKING ON HER PART, USING THE FREE LEG OF HERS TO CRACK BRADFORD IN THE HEAD WITH A ROUNDHOUSE, WHICH CAUSES HER TO STUMBLE BACK, BRADFORD MAY BE OUT ON HER FEET HERE! CANDICE TAKES FULL ADVANTAGE OF THIS BY CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE! BUT BRADFORD IS THE ONE TO CUT CANDICE OFF THIS TIME AROUND!
Rich Russillo: BRADFORD THOSE PUNCHES IN BUNCHES TO THE HEAD OF BLAIR, SETTING HER UP FOR SOMETHING AS SHE GRABS HER IN A FRONT FACELOCK AND DRAPES HER OFF THE TOP ROPE, PERHAPS A DDT ATTEMPT HERE! BUT CANDICE GAINS SOME WHEREWITHAL AND BRINGS HER FEET OFF THE TOP ROPE AND BACK DOWN ON THE MAT! CANDICE THEN TWIRLS OUT OF DDT ATTEMPT FROM BRADFORD, HOLDING ON TO THE ARM AS SHE DOES! AND THE INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER FROM CANDICE CONNECTS, UNDOUBTEDLY JACKING THE JAW OF SIERRA HERE, WHO FALLS TO THE MAT LIKE A BAG OF BRICKS!
James Peters: CANDICE LIES ON THE MAT, REALIZING SHE NEEDS TO MAKE THE COVER, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! CANDICE BEGINS TO CRAWL OVER TO BRADFORD, BARELY HOOKING THE LEG FOR A COVER HERE!
ONNNNEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
T-
James Peters: SIERRA BRADFORD MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP BEFORE THE COUNT OF THREE, PERHAPS DUE TO THE FIGHT LEFT IN HER OR EVEN THE TIME SHE HAD TO RECOVER, MAYBE EVEN DUE TO A BIT OF BOTH! SIERRA USES THE ROPES TO ASSIST HER IN GETTING BACK TO HER FEET, CANDICE SLOWLY GETS UP TO HERS! BUT SIERRA LANDS A BICYCLE KICK WHILE SHE WAS BENT OVER! CANDICE DROPS DOWN TO ONE KNEE AND SIERRA BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES WHILE SHE DOES! SHINING WIZARD!!! THE SHINING WIZARD CONNECTS ON CANDICE BLAIR! SIERRA HOOKS BOTH LEGS, HOPING FOR A PINFALL VICTORY HERE!
ONNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
Rich Russillo: THERES ANOTHER KICKOUT DONE BY CANDICE BLAIR, WHICH LOOKS TO HAVE FRUSTRATED SIERRA SOMEWHAT! BRADFORD CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE, CANDICE REMAINS DOWNED, STILL HAVING NOT RECOVERED FROM THE FLURRY OF OFFENSE SHE JUST RECEIVED! SIERRA BRADFORD COMES FLYING DOWN AND CRASHING DOWN ONTO BLAIR WITH A DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP, THATLL TAKE ALL THE AIR OUTTA YOUR SAILS! SIERRA HOOKS THE LEG OF CANDICE FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHH-
James Peters: AGAIN, CANDICE GETS THE SHOULDER UP AND KEEPS FIGHTING IN THIS MATCHUP! SIERRA STALKS HER AS SHE GETS TO HER FEET, CANDICE HAS NO IDEA WHATS COMING AS SIERRA SPINS AROUND! SEROTO- NO! CANDICE CAUGHT HER WITH A SINGLE KNEE FACEBREAKER! WAIT, NO! SIERRA SHOVES CANDICE DOWN TO THE MAT AND LOCKS HER IN A HEEL HOOK, SIERRA IS MAKING THAT LEG TWIST IN WAYS IT ISNT SUPPOSED TO! CANDICE IS FLAILING HER ARMS AROUND, CLEARLY IN A PANIC, LOOKING FOR SOME SORT OF ESCAPE HERE, BUT SHES PRETTY MUCH SLAP DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!
Rich Russillo: SIERRA PUTS SOME MORE TORQUE ON THAT HEEL HOOK, AND CANDICE IS ABOUT TO BE TAPPING IN THE RING IF YOU ASK ME! CANDICE RAISES HER HAND IN THE AIR, CONTEMPLATING TAPPING, BUT SHE THINKS TWICE ABOUT IT, OPTING TO STICK IT OUT AND MAKE HER WAY OVER TO THE ROPES! CANDICE BEGINS TO DRAG SIERRA WITH HER AS SHE DOES! SIERRA GETS ONE LAST TORQUE IN, BUT CANDICE DOES MAKE TO THE ROPES, WRAPPING BOTH HER ARMS AROUND THE BOTTOM ONE, FORCING A BREAK HERE!
James Peters: CANDICE CATERS TO HER LEG AS THE REFEREE CHECKS ON HER! SIERRA GRABS AHOLD OF THE SAME LEG, AND TRIES HER HAND AT DRAGGING CANDICE TO THE CENTER OF THE RING HERE, MAYBE LOOKING TO TRAP HER IN THAT HOLD ONCE MORE! BUT CANDICE HANGS ON TO THE BOTTOM ROPE WITH BOTH HANDS! SIERRA CONTINUES TRY AND TUG HER AWAY, BUT CANDICE ENDS UP KICKING HER AWAY INSTEAD!
Rich Russillo: A LITTLE BIT OF SEPARATION IS CREATED AND CANDICE SPRINGS BACK TO HER FEET! SIERRA CHARGES, BUT RUNS RIGHT INTO AN ARM DRAG! SHE QUICKLY GETS UP AFTER THAT, BUT RUNS INTO ANOTHER ARM DRAG! CANDICE SLAPS SOME LIFE INTO THAT LEG OF HERS BEFORE A CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT FROM SIERRA AND HANDSPRINGING OFF THE SET OF ROPES BEHIND HER!
James Peters: SIERRA TURNS AROUND TO GET CAUGHT WITH A STUNNER FROM BLAIR! CANDICE SCOOTS BACK INTO THE COVER ON BRADFORD!
ONNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHRRRRR-
Persephone: FUCK! SIERRA GETS THE SHOULDER UP AGAIN! Remember, folks, were being forced to sit through this boring match all ‘cause Sierra has poor taste in men…
James Peters: :Roman:
Rich Russillo: Sierra finds herself regrouping over at the ropes after that near fall there. Candice grabs her by the arm and rebounds her off the ropes! CANDICE LEAPS IN THE AIR FOR A DROPKICK, BUT GETS BROUGHT DOWN WITH A SITOUT POWERBOMB, SIERRA HOLDS IT FOR A COVER!
ONNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Rich Russillo: BLAIR AXE KICKS SIERRA AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD INSTEAD OF KICKING OUT, CAUSING SIERRA TO FALL BACK DOWN TO THE MAT! BOTH COMPETITORS LIE ON THE MAT NOW, TRYING TO GET THEIR WITS ABOUT EM HERE! YOU CAN TELL THE TOLL THIS MATCH HAS TAKEN AS BOTH USE THE ROPES TO HELP THEM GET BACK TO THEIR FEET, BOTH COMPETITORS OPPOSITE TO EACH OTHER, ALMOST MIRRORING ONE ANOTHER IN THE PROCESS!
James Peters: SIERRA CHARGES AT BLAIR, WHO DUMPS HER OVER THE TOP WITH A BACK BODY DROP, REMINISCENT OF EARLIER! WAIT, I SPOKE TOO SOON, SIERRA LEARNT FROM LAST TIME AND CAUGHT HERSELF ON THE APRON! CANDICE TURNS AROUND TO EAT A FOREARM SMASH FROM SIERRA! BRADFORD HOOKS CANDICE UP NOW FOR WHAT LOOKS TO BE A SUPLEX OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE! BUT LUCKILY FOR HER OWN WELL-BEING, CANDICE MANAGES TO HOLD HER WEIGHT DOWN!
Persephone: Right when this match could’ve got interesting! :wtf:
Rich Russillo: CANDICE TRIES TO SUPLEX SIERRA BACK INTO THE RING NOW, BRADFORD GETS TEMPORARILY HOISTED UP IN THE AIR, BUT ULTIMATELY FIGHTS TO COME BACK DOWN! BRADFORD THROWS A SHOT TO THE MIDSECTION OF BLAIR BEFORE AGAIN TRYING A SUPLEX TO THE OUTSIDE! BLAIR GETS LIFTED IN THE AIR, BUT ENDS UP KNEEING BRADFORD IN THE TOP OF HER HEAD, FORCING HER TO LET HER DOWN ON THE APRON!
James Peters: CANDICE BEGINS TO PLACE THE HEAD OF BRADFORD INBETWEEN HER LEGS, AND THIS IS ONLY GONNA SPELL OUT DANGER FOR SIERRA IF CANDICE IS ATTEMPTING WHAT I THINK SHE IS! THAT BEING THE CANDY DESTROYER ON THE APRON! BUT SIERRA PUSHES HER AWAY, AND CANDICE GOES CRASHING BACK FIRST INTO THE RING POST! AND CANDICE WANDERS INTO A BICYCLE KICK AFTERWARDS, WHICH EFFECTIVELY KNOCKS HER OFF THE APRON! SIERRA HEADS BACK INTO THE RING!
Rich Russillo: AND SIERRA RUNS OFF THE ROPES TO TAKE FLIGHT!! TAKING CANDICE DOWN WITH A TOPE CON HILO!! SIERRA SENDS CANDICE BACK IN, SLIDING IN THE RING HERSELF AT A DIFFERENT PART OF A SAID RING! CANDICE IS CLEARLY DAZED BEFORE GETTING CAUGHT WITH A ROLLING ELBOW!! SEROTONIN CONNECTS!! THE EYES OF THE HOT COMMODITY ARE NOTHING OTHER THAN GLAZED OVER AND SIERRA GOES FOR THE COVER ON BLAIR HERE!
ONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEE-
James Peters: I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE END RIGHT THERE, BUT CANDICE SHOWS SOME IMPECCABLE RING AWARENESS BY GETTING HER FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! SIERRA IS TRYING TO REAFFIRM WITH THE REF ON IF THAT COUNT WAS THREE OR NOT! BUT ONCE THE REF CONVINCES HER IT WASNT, SIERRA BEGINS TO PUT HER GAME FACE ON HERE! BRADFORD STARTS TO LINE UP BLAIR AS SHE SLOWLY GETS UP TO HER FEET! AND I FEEL AS IF WE COULD BE APPROACHING THE END OF THIS MATCH HERE VERY, VERY SOON!
Rich Russillo: NO KIDDING! SIERRA BRADFORD HAS THE LOOK IN HER EYES! CANDICE TURNS AROUND AND IS GRABBED IN A SNAPMARE! SIERRA HEADS TO THE CORNER AND TRIES TO LAND PRIMA DONNA AKA THE SLICED BREAD NUMBER TWO! BUT CANDICE HANGS ON TO THE ROPES AS SIERRA BACKFLIPS OVER HER! CANDICE TURNS AROUND TO SEE SIERRA RUNNING FULL STEAM AHEAD AT HER!
James Peters: BUT CANDICE AVOIDS WHATEVER SIERRA HAD PLANNED THERE, BRADFORD RUNS CHEST FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE BEFORE TURNING AROUND AND INTO A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE FROM BLAIR! CANDICE RUSHES INTO THE COVER AS SIERRA CRUMPLES DOWN TO THE MAT!
ONNNNEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHRRRRRREEEEEEE-
James Peters: SIERRA NARROWLY GETS THE SHOULDER UP IN TIME! CANDICE GROWS THAT INCENSED LOOK IN HER FACE NOW AS SHE SCOOTS BACK INTO THE CORNER! HOWEVER, SHE RISES OUT OF SAID CORNER ONCE NOTICING SIERRA GET TO ALL FOURS! CANDICE BRINGS HER HEAD BETWEEN HER LEGS ONCE MORE, ALMOST LIKE SHES PREPPING FOR A POWERBOMB, BUT THIS IS NO POWERBOMB ABOUT TO BE HIT! THIS IS THE CANDY DESTROYER!!!
Rich Russillo: NO! SIERRA TWIRLS OUT OF IT AND STUNS CANDICE WITH A SUPERKICK! BLAIR REMAINS ON HER FEET, HOWEVER, BUT GETS BROUGHT DOWN TO ONE KNEE AFTER ANOTHER SUPERKICK! AND ANOTHER ONE TAKES CANDICE DOWN COMPLETELY, SIERRA GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!
James Peters: KICKOUT FROM CANDICE!
Persephone: Can one of em just hit their finisher already damn!
James Peters: I think they’ve tried, Persephone, but they both have each other’s moves well scouted here, countering them at almost every turn.
Persephone: :noah:
James Peters: SIERRA PULLS CANDICE UP TO HER FEET AND BOUNCES HER OFF THE ROPES! CANDICE COMES REBOUNDING BACK RIGHT INTO A CALF KICK FROM BRADFORD! CANDICE LIES IN AN ALMOST SEATED POSITION AFTER THAT KICK BEFORE BEING BROUGHT UP AND PLANTED BY BRADFORD WITH A TORNADO DDT, SPIKING HER RIGHT ON TOP OF HER HEAD! SIERRA LOOKS TO MAKE A COVER, BUT BLAIR ROLLS ALL THE WAY OVER TO THE ROPES, FOILING SIERRA’S PLANS THERE!
Rich Russillo: Bradford looks to work off the rule of if it ain’t broke don’t fix it as she whips Candice off the ropes again! A CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT FROM SIERRA GETS DUCKED, CANDICE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AGAIN, BUT ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT IS DUCKED! CANDICE COMES REBOUNDING BACK ONCE MORE, DAMN NEAR CUTTING SIERRA IN HALF WITH A RUNNING SPEAR! BLAIR GETS UP TO HER FEET AND GRABS THE LEG OF SIERRA!
James Peters: CANDICE STARTS TO SET UP FOR THE MOVE WE’VE COME TO KNOW AS THE CANDY BRIDGE! BUT SIERRA USES THAT FREE FOOT OF HERS TO SHOVE CANDICE FACE FIRST IN THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! SIERRA LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE WITH A SCHOOL GIRL OUT OF THAT CORNER! BUT CANDICE ROLLS THROUGH TO HER FEET! AND A SINGLE KNEE FACEBREAKER CONNECTS ON THE KNEELING SIERRA BRADFORD!
Rich Russillo: Candice Blair gets up to her feet while Sierra Bradford slowly gets up to the middle turnbuckle with some assistance from the ropes! CANDICE ATTEMPTS ANOTHER BICYCLE KNEE, PERHAPS WAS LOOKING TO CRUSH SIERRA’S HEAD BETWEEN SAID KNEE AND MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! BUT SIERRA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY, THAT KNEES GOES CRASHING INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! SIERRA FINDS HERSELF BEHIND CANDICE KNOW AND CHARGES IN!
James Peters: SIERRA LEAPS IN THE AIR BEFORE DRIVING BOTH HER KNEES INTO THE BACK OF BLAIR, CRUSHING HER INBETWEEN THOSE KNEES AND THE CORNER IN A SOMEWHAT IRONIC TWIST OF FATE HERE! CANDICE FALLS DOWN TO THE MAT AS SIERRA STACKS HER UP FOR A PIN!
ONNNNEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHRRRRREEEE-
James Peters: ANOTHER KICKOUT BY CANDICE BLAIR! CANDICE ROLLS OVER TO THE APRON, CREATING SOME SEPARATION! SIERRA EYES BLAIR AS SHE GETS UP TO ONE KNEE ON THE APRON BEFORE KNOCKING HER OFF WITH ELECTRIC FEEL! THAT ROLLING KOPPU KICK, WHICH MIGHTVE PUT A DENT IN THE HEAD OF BLAIR, WHOS DOWNED ON THE OUTSIDE, CERTAINLY FEELING THE EFFECTS OF THAT KICK! SIERRA BLAIR GRABS ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND IT LOOKS AS IF SHES GONNA SLINGSHOT HERSELF ON AN UNSUSPECTING BLAIR AGAIN!
Rich Russillo: BLAIR WISELY GETS OUT OF THE WAY, CAUSING SIERRA TO SLINGSHOT HERSELF ON THE APRON! SIERRA BUILDS MOMENTUM TOWARDS CANDICE, WHO TURNS AROUND NOW, ALMOST BEING ON THE RECEIVING END OF ANOTHER APRON PENALTY KICK! BUT CANDICE CAUGHT THE BOOT AND WAS ABLE TO SWING IT INTO THE SOLID STEEL RINGPOST! SIERRA CLUTCHES AT HER FOOT IN PAIN!
James Peters: BLAIR TAKES THIS OPPORTUNITY TO GET UP ON THE APRON AND CLOTHESLINE SIERRA OVER THE TOP ROPE AND BACK INTO THE RING! CANDICE GOES IN HERSELF AND GRABS THE LEG OF BRADFORD BEFORE LOCKING HER IN THE CANDY BRIDGE!! THE SPINNING INVERTED FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK HAS SIERRA BRADFORD TRAPPED! IS SHE GONNA TAP OUT?!
Rich Russillo: SHE BETTER BEFORE THAT HOLD TEARS UP SOME CRUCIAL LIGAMENTS IN HER KNEE! SIERRA STARTS TO CRAWL OVER TO THE ROPES, NOT KEEN ON TAPPING OUT! SIERRA MAKES IT THERE QUICK, REALIZING THE URGENCY SHE NEEDED TO HAVE IN REGARDS TO THAT! CANDICE NEEDS TO NOW BREAK THE HOLD AND RETHINK HER PLAN OF ACTION! CANDICE BEGINS TO KICK AND STOMP THE DOWNED SIERRA BRADFORD!
James Peters: THE REFEREE PULLS CANDICE AWAY, TRYING TO SEPARATE THESE TWO FOR A SPLIT SECOND! SIERRA PULLS HERSELF UP IN THE CORNER! CANDICE CHARGES AT SIERRA, ONLY TO BE SENT OVERHEAD WITH A BACK BODY DROP TO THE OUTSIDE! NO! CANDICE CATCHES HERSELF AND GRABS THE BACK OF SIERRA’S HEAD, SLAMMING HER DOWN FACE FIRST ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, STAGGERING HER BACK! CANDICE CLIMBS TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! BUT IN AN EVENT WE’VE SEEN A FEW TIMES IN THIS MATCH, SHE GETS CUT ONCE SHES THERE!
Rich Russillo: SIERRA MAKES IT TO THE SECOND ROPE BEFORE CANDICE STARTS TO FIGHT BACK, CLUBBING THE BACK OF SIERRA BEFORE SHOVING HER OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE! SIERRA STAYS ON HER FEET, HOWEVER, LOOKING TO RECLIMB! BUT BLAIR FENDS HER OFF WITH KICK THAT REELS HER BACK! CANDICE PERCHES HERSELF ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE BEFORE DIVING OFF WITH AN EXPLOSIVE METEORA THAT MIGHTVE EVEN SHAKEN THE RING! CANDICE REMAINS SAT ATOP OF SIERRA BEFORE REACHING BACK AND HOOKING BOTH HER LEGS FOR A PIN!
ONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHRRRRRREEEE-
James Peters: SIERRA SHIFTS THE MOMENTUM, BRINGING CANDICE’S SHOULDERS DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SUNSET FLIP NOW!
ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
James Peters: CANDICE ROLLS THROUGH TO HER FEET AND GRABS THE FOOT OF SIERRA BEFORE ROLLING BRADFORD TO HERS! BLAIR THROWS A STRIKE, BUT GETS CAUGHT IN A FLATLINER, WHICH IS TRANSITIONED OVER TO MARIPOSA DEATH!!! THE KOJI CLUTCH IS LOCKED IN! CANDICE REACHES AROUND, LOOKING FOR SOME SORT OF ESCAPE, KNOWING JUST LIKE THAT FIGURE FOUR OF HERS, THIS IS A HOLD YOU CANT BE IN FOR LONG!
Rich Russillo: AND THOSE WORDS ARE BEING BACKED AS THE EYES OF CANDICE BEGIN TO CLOSE BEFORE SHE FEINTLY TAPS OUT TO THE SUBMISSION HOLD!
Persephone: THIS ONE IS ALL OVER!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: HERES YOUR WINNER…SIERRA BRADFORD!!
(‘Sk8er Boi’ by Avril Lavigne plays to a mixed reaction from fans as Sierra Bradford releases Candice from the hold to stand up and get her hand raised by the referee in victory.)
James Peters: Say what you want about both these women, this was a hell of match between both of em, showing that really did their homework for this matchup.
Rich Russillo: Yeah, but in the end, it was Candice Blair that got caught, which turned out to be her downfall. Sierra Bradford is victorious and now she closes the chapter on Candice Blair.
Persephone: Hooray, she gets to continue to date a toxic man. :wow:
James Peters: Well- WAIT! FROM BEHIND, XIMENA VELASQUEZ JUST BLINDSIDED SIERRA BRADFORD! XIMEMA RAGDOLLS HER ALL ACROSS THE RING BEFORE HOISTING SIERRA UP IN THE AIR AND PLUMMETING HER ALL THE WAY DOWN WITH A ONE ARM POWERBOMB, THE STRENGTH ON FULL DISPLAY!
(‘Sweet Dreams’ by Eurythmics, Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart plays a bitter looking Harper Lee down the ring to a largely negative reaction.)
Rich Russillo: AND YOU HAD TO IMAGINE WITH THE PRESENCE OF XIMENA, HARPER LEE WOULDN’T BE TOO FAR BEHIND! AND AS YOU CAN MAYBE GUESS, THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GO FROM BAD TO WORSE FOR SIERRA AS HER FORMER FRIEND STEPS IN THE RING!
Persephone: This bitter fucking bitch. I guess Harper couldn’t handle the fact she wasn’t good enough to win the No Way Out Match earlier, so she’s gotta come and take it out on Sierra. Not that I care, but ye…
James Peters: HARPER PULLS THE ARMS OF SIERRA BACK BEFORE DELIVERING A STOMP TO THE BACK OF SIERRA’S HEAD!! HARPER LEE GRABS A MIC AND KNEELS NEXT TO THE UNCONSCIOUS SIERRA BRADFORD, WHO SHE SLAPS ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD, SHOWING ABSOLUTELY NO RESPECT FOR HER FORMER FRIEND!
(An ugly looking sneer has crossed Harper’s face as she grabs a handful of Sierra’s brunette locks and pulls her head back so she can speak directly to her.)
Harper Lee: I know you’re unconscious right now and that’s fine. You’ll wake up eventually and watch this on replay, and you will hear my words loud and clear. I don’t like you, Sierra, and I don’t like what you did to Ximena and me on Voltage last week. You shoulda known that I wasn’t going to let this go unpunished especially after you had the actual audacity to threaten me last week. Since Alexis Chambers is incompetant and got herself pinned by Ms. Extreme earlier, and my hopes of headlining Pain for Pride went up in flames, I may as well give you what you’ve basically been asking for since I showed you your place beneath my boot back at Reckless Wiring. Harper Lee lowering herself to face Sierra Bradford… at Pain for Pride.
(The crowd pops for this, as everyone has been anticipating this situation blowing up and coming to a head. Harper slams Sierra’s face back down into the mat and slaps her in the back of the head one last time for good measure.)
Harper Lee: I’ll be waiting with bated breath for your answer. 🙄🙄
(Harper Lee drops the mic on Bradford before standing up and posing alongside Ximena over her limp body as the camera fades to black.)
(A commercial for condoms is shown featuring Ronan Malosi. Always be safe, or you’ll have him)
(Battle of Egypt 2 comes back from commercial as the camera fades to the backstage interview area where Michael Belfort has a smile on his face. He raises the microphone and starts speaking.)
Michael Belfort: What an event we’ve been having so far!! I’ve been on the edge of my seat and I’m sure I can speak for everybody else at home about that. But moving on, please welcome my guest–
???: Oh my lord can you just hurry the fuck up I don’t want need you to make a long ass unnecessary introduction.
Michael Belfort: Oh… yeah, welcome Veena Adams I guess.
(Veena Adams finally walks into the shot with a clearly angry look, but what’s new. Veena has a pair of jeans on, along with a black shirt.)
Veena Adams: I’m blood with Ryan Adams, so treat me with more respect then that. I can literally leave you without a job right now and blackmail you from this whole industry and your family will starve. Don’t “welcome Veena Adams I guess” me you son of a bitch, got it?
Michael Belfort: :skip:
(There’s an awkward silence in between that but Michael breaks the silence and goes on with his interview.)
Michael Belfort: Alright Veena, how do you feel about Dynasty’s performance so far? As the General Manager, I’m sure you’d like your brand to stand out the most.
Veena Adams: Look, I absolutely despise most of these talentless dudes on Dynasty that aren’t named Charlie Marr or my Uncle Ryan, and tonight has proven exactly why I feel that way. Andre Walker to no one’s surprise walked out still New Breed Champion and he was the only man to make Dynasty proud so far, but at the end of the day, Andre Walker is still a talentless bloke who got there because he was lucky. If Andre wasn’t so lucky, then my amazing Uncle Ryan would’ve ended his reign before he even thought about getting any close to breaking that record, and Albert Hitchman won’t help him in any way because I’m not one to fall for dumb crap like that like StarrStan would and Ryan Wilson would when Hitchman was with Lucas Johnson. Moving on, Harper Lee did exactly what I thought she would do in the No Way Out match and that’s be absolutely fucking garbage. She should’ve just stayed stuck in that cage honestly. And Visual Prophet?? Is that even worth talking about? :comeagain: Not only did he embarrass himself ONCE AGAIN but he also lost to… *Drake King…* :mjlol: Former World Heavyweight Champion Visual Prophet by the way. And this is all StarrStan’s fault. Without StarrStan these dumbasses wouldn’t be out here embarrassing me every single week and shit’s about to change going into Pain For Pride.
Veena Adams: Fuck that New Breed Gauntlet, fuck Visual Prophet and his match with Drake, and fuck the Women’s No Way Out match too because StarrStan’s stupid ass thought making HARPER LEEWHORE the one to represent Dynasty was a good idea, look how that turned out. I’m so happy that dumbass is gone.
Michael Belfort: Well speaking of Starr, what was the reason behind firi–
Veena Adams: He was trash. Like what else do you want me to say? StarrStan allowed Dynasty to be garbage all season and every single good decision made on this brand was either made by me or my amazing Uncle Ryan. That fat fuck Xander Payne is literally World Heavyweight Champion when the most he should ever accomplish in his life is a world record for the fattest piece of shit on this planet and the most filthy ass Big Mac’s eaten in like 5 minutes. You know StarrStan ran this brand into the ground when the World Heavyweight Champions this season have been Visual Prophet, Lethal Consequences, and the diabetic. The fact that my Uncle Ryan hasn’t ONCE held that title this season is honestly just shocking and shows exactly why StarrStan is anything but a good authority figure. I had enough of his stupid shit and complaining about me doing good shit for this brand. You mean to tell me Charlie Marr doesn’t deserve to be in the No Way Out match but Chris Elite does when all he does is… dab… in 2021… and tweet some stupid shit like “Now it’s time for the twerkulator” :wtf: !!!! This shit so garbage, I swear.
Veena Adams: I had to step in before it was too late. You think it can’t get worse than Dray Fontana versus Lethal Consequences being an FPV World Title match, but nah, StarrStan would probably keep milking these corny ass Xander Payne versus Jordan Payne matches and get that shit to a Free Per View. This brand… it needs saving.
Michael Belfort: And how do you plan to save–
Veena Adams: By making Charlie Marr versus my Uncle Ryan main event every show. 😍
Michael Belfort: Oh–
Veena Adams: It’s officially a new start for the red brand Dynasty with me at the forefront and it’s going to be amazing!! These fucktards watching will love every second of it because while I think these fans are worthless, they bring in money. And I love money. As you could see, I fired all those worthless fucks a few months ago and StarrStan was not behind that at all, but now he’s gone, and I’ll keep firing everyone who shouldn’t be on this brand because they simply suck. As you could see last week, MITSUBACHI and Dray Fontana fucked off to that hellspawn of untalented bums that is Showdown because they just weren’t good enough for Dynasty. And that’ll keep happening until I finally fix Dynasty after the damage done by StarrStan. Fucking egg head thinks he can come in and ruin the brand that I try so hard to save. :bronfoh:
Michael Belfort: And will that start with the World Heavyweight Championship No Way Out mat–
Veena Adams: 🙄
Michael Belfort: So, that’s a no–
Veena Adams: Yeah, it doesn’t matter. I have a HUGE announcement to make NEXT FRIDAY on Dynasty, and everybody will want to be tuned in. Just watch, the ratings when I finally have full control will completely skyrocket and give this company more money than the lovely Saudi Arabia blood money. I absolutely cannot wait for things to finally go right, without any more stupidity.
Michael Belfort: I see. Well thank you for joining me tonight, Veena Adams! I’m truly looking forward to what you have in store for–
Veena Adams: I don’t care.
(Veena Adams walks away from the camera as a very familiar face is revealed staring on in the distance.)
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(Bella Braxton stands in the ring, a smile on her face as she’s prepared to announce the upcoming match.)
Bella Braxton: The following singles match is scheduled for one fall!
(“Spotlight Saviour” by Iggy Azalea hits to a chorus of cheers from the crowd, that only get louder as Darcy makes her way out the with the Universal Women’s Championship around her waist!)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, from Kent, United Kingdom… weighing 130 pounds…. She is the Universal Women’s Champion…. “The Leading Lady” DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!
James Peters: This match is one that people are looking forward to, as it’s a clash of generations of women’s wrestlers! Darcy made it known on Voltage that she wants to win tonight to truly cement herself as the Face of Women’s Wrestling, and what better way to do that than by defeating the one and only Cameron Ella Ava?!
Rich Russillo: I’m sure it’ll be a tough task as Cameron came back wanting this match, and with that said, she surely couldn’t have come unprepared for all that Darcy’s going to bring to the table! But Darcy has pulled off some surprises before, tonight could be another!
Persephone: If it’s not ending the match a second after the bell rings to start, I don’t wanna see it.
(Darcy enters the ring and unstraps the championship from around her waist, a grin on her face as she poses with the championship! “ULTRAnumb (Exterminated Remix)’ by Blue Stahli begins to play and the crowd erupts just the same for Cameron, who makes her way out onto the stage with a smirk as she looks down into the ring.)
Bella Braxton: And her opponent… from Los Angeles, California… weighing 140 pounds…. she is “The Goddess”…. CAMERON ELLA AVA!!!
Rich Russillo: Cameron coming back at Grand Rampage and then shocking everyone when she showed up on Voltage saying that she was back, was an announcement that clearly caught Darcy’s attention! For her to be so ready to challenge Cameron, this will surely have to be match that Darcy wants to be remembered – but more importantly, for a win over Cameron!
James Peters: They’ve both cemented themselves as standouts and are at the forefront of the conversation for women’s wrestlers around the world, because of what they’re able to do in the ring and have the success to back it up! Whoever wins here is going to send shockwaves throughout women’s wrestling!
Persephone: Well, neither of them are on the level that Rex is, so, wishful thinking.
(Cameron makes her way into the ring, Darcy staring her down from across the mat and Cameron poses for the fans for a moment with Darcy watching on! The referee proceeds to take the Universal Women’s Title from Darcy and hands it off to ringside, calling for the bell!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: Cameron and Darcy circle around the ring, eyes locked on each other before they meet in the middle to lock up! The Universal Women’s Champion and Cameron push back on one another trying to get control of the situation, and it’s Cameron who eventually forces Darcy back against the ropes!
Rich Russillo: But Darcy begins to push back, starting to move them back toward the middle- CAMERON DROPS BACK AND DOWN TO THE MAT, SENDING DARCY FLYING OVER HER WITH A MODIFIED TAKEDOWN! DARCY HURRIES TO TURN OVER, BUT CAMERON COMES RUSHING WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK AND SHE JUST STRUCK DARCY ON THE HEAD!
James Peters: DARCY GETS KNOCKED TO THE ROPES BUT SHE’S STILL TRYING TO PULL HERSELF UP, ONLY FOR CAMERON TO SNATCH HER UP INTO A SIDE HEADLOCK AND PULL DARCY AWAY FROM THE ROPES! Darcy tries to push Cameron off of her but she’s struggling as Cameron’s got an iron hold on her, but Cameron suddenly twists behind her AND STOMPS ON THE BACK OF HER KNEE! DARCY DROPS DOWN AND CAMERON TAKES OFF INTO THE ROPES, COMING BACK FOR A METEORA!
Rich Russillo: BUT DARCY ROLLS TO THE SIDE AND OUT THE WAY, AND CAMERON COMES DOWN TO NOTHING! DARCY RUNS OFF THE ROPES AHEAD OF CAMERON AND CAMERON TAKES A LOW CLOTHESLINE! DARCY DIVING DOWN ON THAT ONE TO NEARLY TAKE CAMERON’S HEAD OFF! Darcy grabs her by her hair and quickly brings her up to her feet, whipping her across the ring AND THEN RUSHES FORWARD WITH A KNEE LIFT BEFORE CAMERON CAN EVEN COME OFF THE ROPES!
James Peters: DARCY LIGHTS HER UP WITH A CHOP ACROSS THE CHEST AND THEN WHIPS HER ACROSS THE RING AGAIN, ONCE MORE FOLLOWING UP WITH AN IMMEDIATE KNEE TO THE GUT! THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION SNAPMARES CAMERON TO THE MAT FOR A ROLLING NECK SNAP, AND THEN RISES TO HER FEET TO COME DOWN WITH A STOMP TO THE STOMACH!
Persephone: This isn’t over yet?
James Peters: No, as Darcy asserts her control by bringing Cameron up into a snap suplex that drives her to the mat! It was looking pretty back and forth just seconds ago, but we saw how quick Darcy was to change that!
Rich Russillo: And now she looks to maintain that early control by taking Cameron from off the canvas and setting her up for another suplex, THIS TIME LAUNCHING HER BACKWARD WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX AND CAMERON COMES CRASHING DOWN ON THE BACK OF HER NECK!
Persephone: She can’t wrestle with a broken neck. I can honestly say I’m all for Darcy just snapping it – end it all now.
James Peters: Darcy may be out to do just that if that’s what it takes, as just when Cameron tries to turn over and push herself up, Darcy comes at her with a stomp to the back that forces her down to the canvas again before dropping down across the back of her neck with an elbow drop! But she doesn’t stop there as she immediately wraps her up just after into a crossface submission!
Rich Russillo: The champ cranks back on the hold and Cameron’s neck is getting bent all out of shape right now as Darcy looks to wear her down! Cameron reaches out for the ropes but she’s nowhere within reach! She’s going to have to drag herself and Darcy with her to the ropes if that’s what she plans to be her out from this, but Darcy isn’t letting up!
James Peters: Darcy pulls back harder on the submission and Cameron’s clawing at Darcy’s hands to try to free herself now! Darcy, however, just isn’t going to budge! Cameron realizes this and reaches out for the ropes again!
Rich Russillo: BUT CAMERON PUSHES UP OFF THE MAT AND BACK ONTO DARCY; SHE’S GOT DARCY PINNED TO THE MAT AS A COUNTER TO THE CROSSFACE!!
Referee: OOOONNNNNEEEEEE!
Persephone: 🥱
James Peters: Darcy lets go realizing quickly what was happening and Cameron kicks out, forcing the break! The veteran instincts of Cameron coming into play as she didn’t overly panic at all! Cameron starts working her way back to her feet-
Rich Russillo: DARCY IS TAKING NO CHANCES THOUGH AS SHE RUNS UP FROM BEHIND AND GRABS THE FORMER ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION’S HEAD FOR A BULLDOG- NO! CAMERON SHOVES DARCY FORWARD AND THAT ALLOWS HER TO ESCAPE! Darcy quickly turns around knowing she can’t take her eyes off of the returning Cameron- BUT CAMERON RUSHES FORWARD AND SWEEPS HER RIGHT OFF HER FEET, RUNNING HER RIGHT INTO CORNER AND FORCING HER AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLES!
James Peters: CAMERON SHOWS A TON OF FIRE AS SHE BATTERS DARCY IN THE CORNER WITH A MULTITUDE OF SHOULDER THRUSTS, AND I BELIEVE IT’S CLEAR THAT CAMERON KNOWS A DARCY WHO’S FAST ON HER FEET IS A DANGEROUS ONE! SHE’S MAKING SURE THAT DARCY ISN’T GOING ANYWHERE RIGHT NOW AS SHE’S GOT HER TRAPPED IN THE CORNER!!
Rich Russillo: DARCY SHOUTS AS THIS FORMER WORLD CHAMPION HOLDS NOTHING BACK! AS CIVIL AS THEIR EXCHANGE WAS ON VOLTAGE, CAMERON’S LETTING HER KNOW THAT’S ALL OUT THE WINDOW HERE NOW! CAMERON’S IGNORING THE OFFICIAL CALLING FOR HER TO BRING DARCY OUT THE CORNER- wait, no, she backs away, JUST TO LAND A SUPERKICK RIGHT ON THE JAW! DARCY IS SLUMPED OVER INTO THE ROPES IN THE CORNER!
James Peters: BUT NOT EVEN THAT IS ENOUGH FOR CAMERON, WHO THROWS DARCY OUT THE CORNER OFF SNAP SUPLEX OUT THE CORNER! BUT CAMERON REVERSE SOMERSAULTS OVER DARCY WHILE STILL HOLDING ON, AND CAMERON POWERS THEM BOTH TO THEIR FEET IN A WILD DISPLAY OF STRENGTH TO TRANSITION INTO A BRIDGING NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX FOR THE PIN!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNEEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!
Persephone: 🙄
James Peters: Darcy kicks out but Cameron shows no worry; if anything, it had to be expected, but still, she’s not about to waste any opportunity to have Darcy’s shoulders to the mat!
Rich Russillo: Whether that speaks to Cameron’s persistence or Darcy’s renowned determination – it could be both, but what I do know for sure is that this continues on!
Persephone: Doesn’t she have a baby to be taking care of right now? :wtf: Pretty sure wasting our time qualifies as child neglect; CPS is DEFINITELY getting a call from me after this is over!
James Peters: Cameron Ella Ava brings Darcy May Morgan up while punching her over the top of her head, then transitioning into forearm strikes to the face once she’s got her on her feet! The former Vixen’s Champion delivers a stiff kick to the gut that knocks Darcy back, sending her stumbling backward into the ropes!
Rich Russillo: Ava aims to whip her across the ring and Darcy comes running off the ropes, LEAPING INTO A CROSSBODY BUT CAMERON CATCHES HER ON THE REBOUND! DARCY FLAILS TRYING TO GET FREE BUT CAMERON SWINGS HER UP OVER HER SHOULDER-
James Peters: AND DARCY SLIPS DOWN HER BACK, RIGHT INTO A ROLL-UP PIN!!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNNEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!
James Peters: Darcy stays on her feet as Cameron forces her off and moves to get up- DARCY GETS HER IN THE FACE WITH A KNEE STRIKE!
Rich Russillo: Darcy swiftly gets her hands on the stunned Cameron and yanks her legs out from under her to put Cameron on her back, in an effort to try to turn her over! Cameron is putting up a fight though as she tries to avoid what Darcy has planned next, trying to wriggle her way out before pulling her legs in and shooting them out to knock Darcy away!
James Peters: Darcy falls backward and Cameron hurries to get up as fast as she can, immediately looking to get her hands on Darcy- BUT THE CHAMPION LIFTS HER OFF HER FEET AND DROPS HER WITH A SITOUT SPINEBUSTER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!
Rich Russillo: DARCY REFINDS THAT HOLD ON HER LEGS SHE WAS GOING FOR, LIFTING THEM AND COMING DOWN ON THE STOMACH AGAIN WITH A STOMP! DARCY THEN STARTS TURNING CAMERON OVER INTO A DOUBLE LEG CRAB! DARCY HAS SUCCESSFULLY TURNED CAMERON OVER AND CAMERON IS ALREADY TRYING TO CRAWL HER WAY TO THE ROPES!
James Peters: SHE’LL HAVE A LONG WAYS TO GO AND DARCY IS AIMING TO MAKE SURE THAT THEY DON’T GO ANYWHERE! DARCY IS DETERMINED TO MAKE SURE THAT THEY STAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, HOPING TO KEEP CAMERON GROUNDED AS SHE SHOUTS HER REASSURANCE TO THE REFEREE THAT SHE WON’T GIVE UP, STILL LOOKING TO MAKE SOME KIND OF FIGHT BUT DARCY NOW HAS HER KNEE DOWN ON CAMERON’S BACK!
Rich Russillo: And Darcy’s pulling away on those legs too, putting so much pressure on the lower back as she just effectively trapped Cameron in the middle of the ring! We sometimes see Darcy talking down to her opponents, messing around for some kind of mental edge, but she’s playing no games tonight! She said that Cameron is the kind of competition that she was hoping to have to bring out her best against, and she just might take Cameron out before she can even get going!
Persephone: Anything to get this over with 😭
James Peters: Cameron once again announces her declaration that she won’t tap, but she’s got no way out of this with Darcy positioning them how she has! Darcy leans further back and if she intends on keeping this up, I’m worried she might end up breaking Cameron’s back :lupe:
Rich Russillo: BUT WAIT! Cameron plants her hands on the mat and with Darcy still on her back, Cameron begins to start trying to push her way up! That’s one way to try to escape this hold and I think she just might do it?! Cameron coming back to her first one-on-one match looking to make a statement that she – literally – can’t be held down for long-
Persephone: Scratch that, because Darcy just rose up high enough to come down with a quick knee drop into the side of her back that she was putting most of that pressure on. So much for not being held down for long. You know who can hold me down though? Rex, when he’s got his hand around my throat while he’s fucking me 🥰
James Peters: :skip:
Rich Russillo: :mjcry:
James Peters: Cameron’s grabbing at the side of her back that Darcy had come down on and the champ is back up on her feet, coming down with a stomp before swiftly following with a toe-kick to the ribs that turns Cameron over! The look of pain on Cameron’s face right now says it all, AND DARCY DRIVES THE POINT HOME WITH A MOONSAULT DOUBLE KNEE DROP! DARCY CONNECTS WITH KNEES TO THE CHEST AND SHE GOES FOR THE COVER!!
Referee: OOONNNNNEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!
Persephone: Of course, Cameron isn’t done and decides to kick out as if we really need this right now. I think I liked her better when she wasn’t here and forgot all about her.
Rich Russillo: Darcy grabs Cameron and begins to bring her up, throwing hits to the head and then rocking Cameron with a HUGE uppercut that nearly takes Cameron off her feet! But Ava stays standing only for Darcy to scoop her up and drop her down with a slam, preceding an elbow drop to the chest focusing on knocking all the wind out of Cameron!
James Peters: Darcy looks to leave little time for Cameron to breathe as she drags Cameron to her feet and whips her across the ring and into the corner! Darcy runs in connecting with a leaping corner clothesline and works around Cameron to make it into the corner, climbing up the turnbuckles until she’s perched on the second with a handful of hair of the still standing Cameron! Darcy leans down and pulls her in before leaping out the corner for a tornado DDT to spike Cameron on her head!
Rich Russillo: BUT AS DARCY COMES AROUND OUT THE CORNER, CAMERON SHOVES HER WAY JUST IN TIME! CAMERON COUNTERS BY PUSHING DARCY OFF OF HER! But Darcy manages to land on unsteady legs JUST FOR CAMERON TO STRIKE HER DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! DARCY RACES BACK UP ONLY FOR CAMERON TO TAKE HER DOWN AGAIN AND THIS NEXT TIME AROUND, CAMERON BLASTS HER WITH A DROPKICK!
James Peters: CAMERON HURRIES TO GET HER HANDS ON DARCY AND SHE DOES, PULLING HER AWAY FROM THE ROPES FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! DARCY GETS HURLED OVERHEAD AND SLAMMED TO THE MAT BY THE HANDS OF THE VETERAN CAMERON! Darcy tries to make it to her feet with a hand on the back of her head after that nasty landing, BUT CAMERON DOESN’T LET UP AS SHE TAKES DARCY DOWN ONCE AGAIN, THIS TIME WITH A BACK SUPLEX! DARCY CAN’T EVEN MAKE IT UP BY HERSELF AS CAMERON FORCES HER TO STAND- BUT DARCY STARTS FIGHTING BACK!
Rich Russillo: DARCY KNOWS SHE CAN’T LET CAMERON GET TOO MUCH CONTROL, AS CAMERON WILL TAKE FULL ADVANTAGE! DARCY SENDING A KICK CAMERON’S WAY TO DOUBLE HER OVER AND NOW A FOREARM TO THE FACE! DARCY CLOBBERS HER WITH ANOTHER AND REELS BACK TO LAUNCH A HUGE RIGHT HAND- CAMERON DUCKS, HOOKING HER UP INTO A SIDE SLAM BACKBACKER POPPED BACK UP INTO A SITOUT SIDE SLAM! DARCY ROLLING OVER GRABBING AT HER BACK, AND SITTING UP INTO A SHINING WIZARD! “AVACADABRA” STRIKES DARCY BACK DOWN FOR THE COVER!!!
Referee: OOONNNNEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!
Persephone: One of them needs to learn to just stay down, but of course, they’re not going to until one of them is practically dead. Cameron looks to take advantage of the work done moments ago as Darcy’s turned over and Cameron pulls her up and in, taking them over to the corner for another boring wrestling move that’s probably not about to executed to perfection like how Rex would’ve done it – and look at that, I’m unfortunately right as Cameron props her up onto the top turnbuckle for what the hell ever she’s sadly got planned next.
James Peters: Cameron starts to climb up in front of Darcy, throwing huge right hands in an effort to keep Darcy stunned for as long as she can so that she can get up into position herself! Cameron continues up onto the middle turnbuckle but Darcy’s looking for an escape as she punches back at Cameron, who’s already in a precarious situation herself on the turnbuckles like that! Darcy continues throwing punches as she starts to come back around into this, Cameron having to battle back now- BUT DARCY SHOVES CAMERON DOWN FROM THE ROPES!
Rich Russillo: She manages to stay on her feet though, however, but just when she gets ready to go after Darcy again, the Universal Women’s Champion pulls herself down from the turnbuckles and out to the apron! Cameron misses the forearm in the corner and Darcy kicks at her through the ropes, catching the former World Champion in the stomach! The reigning champion reaches over the top rope and tries to hoist Cameron up into a suplex, but Cameron hooks her foot around the bottom rope to prevent it!
Persephone: I really wish she hadn’t because maybe it could’ve been effective in ending this match, but everyone loves to draw shit out for no reason when no one’s ever going to be as good as Rex! Darcy strikes Cameron over the back in an effort to weaken her down so she can maybe hit whatever lame shit she’s got in mind, but Cameron still won’t budge as Darcy tries to lift her again – if it’s not working just give it up and walk out! But no, Cameron punches back through the ropes and now Darcy’s starting to lose her advantage – this is only going to get more awful 🙄
James Peters: Cameron does manage to escape from Darcy’s clutches, having fought her way out, AND THERE’S A MASSIVE FOREARM SHOT FROM CAMERON TO THE FACE TO NEARLY TAKES DARCY OFF THE APRON BUT THE CHAMPION HANGS ON! Cameron quickly steps out through the ropes to meet Darcy out there and takes advantage with numerous strikes, making sure that she’s doing as much damage as possible! But now she grabs hold of Darcy and tries to go for a suplex of her own, but Darcy’s trying to fight back just the same!
Rich Russillo: Cameron begins throwing a repeated knee up into Darcy’s stomach and face hoping that she’ll maintain the advantage here, and she tries again for what could be a suplex down onto the apron but Darcy starts fighting her off again! Throwing punches in her effort to try to avoid this, Darcy just might escape!
Persephone: I’m kinda hoping she doesn’t so at least that way we’d be closer to the end! 😩 But it’s like these whores are totally out to annoy the fuck out of me, because Darcy fights Cameron off completely and shoves her back-
James Peters: “FACE ACHE”!!! DARCY STRIKES CAMERON DOWN AND CAMERON GOES FLYING OFF THE APRON AFTER DARCY HITS THE BICYCLE KICK!! CAMERON IS SENT DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE FLOORING AND SHE HASN’T MOVED SINCE SHE CRASHED WITH A THUD!! Darcy hops down and makes her way over to the fallen Cameron, grabbing her by hair and gear, BEFORE GETTING HER UP AND SENDING HER INTO THE BARRICADE!!!
Rich Russillo: CAMERON GETS LAUNCHED INTO THE GUARDRAIL AND IS LEFT TO UNCEREMONIOUSLY CRASH BACK TO THE FLOOR! DARCY NOW SPRINTING TOWARD CAMERON AFTER SHE’D FALLEN INTO THAT SEATED POSITION, AND THAT’S A CANNONBALL SENTON FROM DARCY TO CRASH INTO CAMERON AGAINST THAT UNMOVING BARRICADE!!
James Peters: Darcy is the first back up and Cameron is still down, only to be dragged up to her feet and Darcy takes her over, SLAMMING HER FACE OFF THE TOP OF THE STAIRS!! Darcy whirls around while holding onto Cameron, this time BOUNCING HER FACE OFF THE APRON!! Cameron drops down to a knee, not even able to stand right now and Darcy gripping her hair is the only thing keeping her from falling over completely, leaving Cameron vulnerable AS DARCY TAKES HER UP INTO THE AIR AND HITS A BACK SUPLEX ON CAMERON INTO THE APRON!!! CAMERON’S BACK COLLIDES WITH THE APRON AND SHE COLLAPSES ONCE AGAIN TO THE FLOOR!
Rich Russillo: DARCY GRABBING CAMERON UP FROM THE GROUND AND INTO THE RING, DARCY CLIMBING UP ONTO THE APRON BEFORE SLINGSHOTTING HER WAY IN OVER THE TOP ROPE INTO A SOMERSAULT SENTON!!! ALL HER WEIGHT COMES CRASHING DOWN ON CAMERON AND NOW SHE REACHES OVER TO HOOK THE LEG, AND SHE’S GOT HER FOR THE COVER!!
Referee: OOONNNNEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!
Referee: TTTTTHHHHHRRRRR-
James Peters: But Cameron gets her shoulder up! She just took an onslaught of moves from the champion, but she’s got more left in the tank and Darcy doesn’t seem to mind!
Persephone: Well, I do because after seeing Rex lose already, I’m just ready to go! Darcy wastes time shaking her head as she looks down at a dazed Cameron, deciding that this is a great time to tell Cameron that she’s the past and that Darcy sees herself as the present and future of women’s wrestling – as if anyone cares when Veena should’ve won at Grand Rampage. We were really robbed of that queen’s reign 😭
Rich Russillo: Darcy intends to show Cameron just what the present face of women’s wrestling is capable of, as Darcy gets back to her feet and takes Cameron up by her hair, throwing gut punches before taking Cameron up into the air for a brainbuster that brings Cameron right down on the top of her head!
James Peters: Ever since that Face Ache from the apron, Cameron’s struggled to give Darcy a fight, but that’s just how quickly things can turn around when in the ring against Darcy May Morgan! Darcy isn’t finished though, knowing that won’t put Cameron away either, and she goes to haul Cameron up again as she tosses her toward the corner by her hair and Cameron gets sent across the ring just to crash back to the mat!
Rich Russillo: Cameron finds the ropes in the corner where she uses them to start pulling herself up, meanwhile across the ring in the opposite corner, Darcy’s lined up in Cameron’s direction! Darcy takes off into a run BUT MISSES THE JUMPING HIGH KNEES IN THE CORNER! CAMERON PULLED HERSELF OUT THE WAY AND DARCY GETS CAUGHT UP IN THE TURNBUCKLES! CAMERON FLINGS HER TO THE MAT WITH A HAIR-PULL SLAM AND DARCY COMES CRASHING DOWN ON HER HEAD AND UPPER BACK!!
James Peters: DARCY TURNS OVER ONTO HER KNEES INTO AN AWAITING CAMERON, WHO COMES OUT THE CORNER WITH A RUNNING BLOCKBUSTER, SENDING THE BACK OF DARCY’S HEAD SMACKING THE CANVAS ONE MORE TIME!! CAMERON QUICKLY FINDS HER WAY BACK INTO THIS FIGHT AND GETS TWO HANDFULS OF HAIR TO GO FLINGING HER TO THE MAT!!
Rich Russillo: THE CHAMPION CRASHES DOWN ONTO HER BACK BUT CAMERON HASN’T LET GO OF THE HAIR! SHE GOES GIVING DARCY A TASTE OF HER OWN MEDICINE, THIS TIME LIFTING DARCY FROM THE MAT BY HER HAIR AND CAMERON LAUNCHES HER ACROSS THE RING!! DARCY COLLIDES NEAR THE ROPES AND CAMERON HURRIES OVER, RAINING DOWN STOMP AFTER STOMP AFTER STOMP TO THE DOWN CHAMPION!!
Persephone: The referee has to come over and intervene as Cameron was looking like she literally wasn’t about to let up, but I would’ve just disqualified her and Darcy for even subjecting us to this shit. 🤷♀️ Cameron pushes past the ring official and brings Darcy to her knees, leaning her back against the bottom rope and using one of the other ones to tie her arms in the ropes; I really can’t stand these two right knowing this is about to continue on.
James Peters: And with Darcy tied up in the ropes, CAMERON STARTS TAKING FREE AND OPEN KICKS ON DARCY! CAMERON KICKS HER IN THE GUT AND NOW THE CHEST, AND NOW A PUNCH TO THE FACE! THE REFEREE IS TRYING TO WARN HER BUT CAMERON’S HEARING NONE OF IT, FOCUSED SOLELY ON HER ATTACK ON DARCY AS SHE LANDS A KNEE STRIKE TO THE CHAMP! AND NOW A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!!!
Rich Russillo: Darcy’s slumped after that kick but the ropes keep her up, and the referee manages to back Cameron away for a moment after reprimanding her for the illegal strikes! Cameron shakes her head and calls for Darcy to get up after being assisted out the ropes by the referee, but I’m not even sure if Darcy can hear with how her head has to be ringing after that rapid kick :lupe:
James Peters: Cameron’s done waiting as she storms up to Darcy, but Darcy rolls out the ring?! She narrowly avoids that stomp from Cameron and ends up out on the apron! Cameron reaches over the top rope and gets her by her hair as she’s on the come up, but Darcy tries to wriggle out or pry her off, only to reach up to grab Cameron’s head- BUT CAMERON ANTICIPATES WHAT’S COMING AND KICKS DARCY DOWN OFF THE APRON!!
Persephone: If they keep leaving from the ring then the referee should just call the match off because this is actually insane right now. 😒 Darcy can barely bring herself to stand, proving exactly why Veena should be the reigning Universal Women’s Champion right now, and she grabs onto the apron so that maybe she can get her fat ass back into the ring-
Rich Russillo: BUT CAMERON COMES LEAPING OUT AT HER THROUGH THE ROPES!! CAMERON DIVES OUT ONTO DARCY IN A SUICIDE DIVE AND CAMERON TAKES DARCY RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND THERE ON THE OUTSIDE!! CAMERON CAME RETURNED LOOKING TO GO UP AGAINST AND AFTER THE BEST, AND SHE’S GONE RIGHT AFTER DARCY WITH EVERY CHANCE SHE’S GOTTEN SINCE THE BELL RANG!!
James Peters: Cameron is the first up to her feet with a proud smirk on her face as she spots the down champion and she finds Darcy after the collision, getting her up to her feet to bring her back to the ring, but Darcy stops them with an elbow shot to Cameron’s side!
Rich Russillo: Darcy with another elbow to Cameron so that she’s able to free herself from Cameron’s grasp and now she strikes with a kick to the stomach that sends Cameron stumbling back! Darcy creates some space by looking to get back into the ring herself but Cameron’s got her leg, not looking to let her get away so easily! Darcy turns over trying to kick Cameron’s hand away but Cameron isn’t letting go- A KICK TO THE FACE! DARCY BAITED HER IN AND CAMERON JUST TOOK A BOOT TO THE FACE!!
Persephone: Cameron is down to the floor after, hopefully knocked the fuck out because I’ve been ready for this to be over. But I’m perfectly with this ending in a countout if it means there’s no more useless fighting from these two.
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
Referee: FOUR!
James Peters: That kick to the face might’ve taken more out of Cameron than we thought as she hasn’t even gotten back up to her feet yet, but Darcy is fine with ruining Persephone’s hopes of a countout, as that isn’t how she wants to defeat Cameron! Darcy rolls out the ring forcing a restart of the count as she goes to grab Cameron and brings her to her feet-
Rich Russillo: BUT CAMERON TAKES HER AND RUNS HER BACK-FIRST INTO THE APRON! CAMERON RAMS HER BACK INTO IT AGAIN, NOT WANTING GIVE DARCY ANY CHANCE TO FIGHT HER OFF! CAMERON PULLS HER AWAY FROM THE APRON AND ROLLS HER INTO THE RING, DARCY TRYING TO HURRY TO HER FEET AS SHE SPOTS CAMERON ROLLING IN AFTER HER AND SHE GOES TO STRIKE EARLY WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
James Peters: CAMERON DUCKS RIGHT UNDER DARCY’S ARM BUT HOOKS IT TO SPIN HER AROUND! “SNAPBACK”!! THE SNAPMARE FACEBREAKER BRINGS DARCY’S FACE POPPING RIGHT OFF HER KNEE, BUT THE CHAMPION GROGGILY MANAGES TO REMAIN ON HER FEET AND KEEPS HERSELF FROM NEARLY FALLING OVER!!
Rich Russillo: BUT NOT FOR AS LONG AS A “WONDER WOMAN PUNCH” SENDS HER TO THE MAT!!! A WICKED FOREARM SMASH FROM CAMERON LIKE SHE TRIED TO LEAVE A CRATER IN DARCY’S FACE, AND THAT FINALLY PUTS THE CHAMPION DOWN!!! TWO SUCCESSIVE SHOTS TO THE FACE TO DARCY AND CAMERON MAKES THE COVER!!!
Referee: OOONNNNEEE!!!
Referee: TTTWWWWOOO!!!
Referee: TTTTHHHHRRREEE!!!
James Peters: Darcy’s determination to stay in this is on full display as she forces her shoulder up!
Persephone: Does she honestly think I came all this way to see this shit? I was really just here for Rex anyway, and we saw how that turned out. I’ll never forgive that bitch Malcolm Jones for ruining Rex’s chance to walk into Pain for Pride as EAW Champion 😭
Rich Russillo: Cameron’s just as fine keeping this going, pulling Darcy to her feet and absolutely rattling her with an uppercut! Darcy’s head snaps back and Cameron follows up with another! Cameron backs her against the ropes with a number of strikes to have Darcy defenseless before whipping her across the ring, Cameron aiming to strike with a clothesline!
James Peters: But Darcy slides through the legs and pulls on the ankle on the way to the other side to trip her up! Cameron gets taken face-first to the mat- AND NOW DARCY WITH A ROLL-UP PIN ON CAMERON!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNEEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWWOOO!!!
Referee: TTTTHHHHRRRREEE!!!!
Rich Russillo: CAMERON KICKS OUT AND DARCY IS THE FIRST UP, DIVING OVER A DOWN CAMERON INTO AN OKLAHOMA ROLL! ANOTHER PIN BY DARCY!!!
Referee: OOONNNNNEEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWOOOOOO!!
Referee: TTTTHHHHHRRRREEEE!!!
James Peters: CAMERON KICKS OUT AGAIN!! CAMERON ROLLS OVER ONTO HER KNEES AND DARCY COMES CHARGING AT HER FOR A KICK BUT CAMERON EVADES IT, ROLLING OVER ON THE MAT AGAIN AND UP TO HER FEET! DARCY RUSHES CAMERON INTO A TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS, AND ENDS UP IN FRONT OF HER IN A GUILLOTINE CHOKE!!
Rich Russillo: DARCY HAS HER ARM LOCKED AROUND CAMERON’S NECK, HOLDING HER HEAD DOWN AND APPLYING A BODY SCISSORS TO TRY TO WEAR HER DOWN! CAMERON REACHING OUT FOR THE ROPES BUT DARCY USES HER OTHER ARM TO SEND PUNCHES INTO CAMERON’S FACE!!
James Peters: DARCY SHOUTS FOR CAMERON TO GIVE UP BUT CAMERON’S STILL ON HER FEET!! CAMERON THROWS PUNCHES AT DARCY’S SIDE AND BACK, UNABLE TO SEE WHERE SHE’S AT IN THE RING BUT TRYING TO MAKE DO WITH WHERE SHE’S AT AND ALL SHE’S GOT LEFT!!
Rich Russillo: DARCY WRENCHES ON THE HOLD AND YOU CAN SEE HER TIGHTING HER LEGS AROUND CAMERON’S MID-SECTION AND CONSTRICTING HER ARM TIGHTER AROUND THE NECK, TRYING TO BLOCK THE AIRFLOW! BUT STILL, CAMERON WON’T CALL IT QUITS AND SHE’S STILL STANDING!!
James Peters: CAMERON TAKES A STEP FORWARD BUT THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION STARTS WRIGGLING, TRYING TO THROW CAMERON OFF HER SENSE OF DIRECTION! SHE KNOWS IF SHE’S GOING TO TRULY FOLLOW THROUGH ON DEFEATING CAMERON, THIS COULD START LEADING UP TO THAT!
Rich Russillo: DARCY SCREAMING AT CAMERON ONCE AGAIN- BUT CAMERON STARTS SHIFTING HER ARMS TO GRAB DARCY! CAMERON STRUGGLING HERE AS SHE’S TRYING TO POSITION HER ARMS PROPERLY- AND DARCY’S GOT A LOOK OF PANIC ON AS CAMERON LIFTS DARCY OUT THE GUILLOTINE CHOKE! CAMERON’S GOT DARCY UP IN THE AIR!!
James Peters: AND CAMERON DROPS DARCY WITH A FALCON ARROW!! CAMERON FREED HERSELF AND LIFTED DARCY RIGHT UP JUST TO TRY TO FLATTEN HER AGAINST THE CANVAS!!!
Persephone: And they’re both down so neither of them can make a pin; this is absolute HELL right now! 😭
James Peters: Cameron is understandably the first to move, slowly rolling her way toward the ropes while Darcy is moving over to the opposite side of the ring. They pull themselves up with the use of the ropes, bringing themselves to their feet as they lock eyes from their respective sides of the ring.
Rich Russillo: AND THEY TAKE OFF AT ONE ANOTHER- DARCY LEAPING UP FOR A CLOTHESLINE AND CAMERON COUNTERS! HOOKING THE ARM AND ENDING UP BEHIND HER TO LOCK ARMS INTO A BACKSLIDE PIN!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!
Referee: TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRREEE!!!!!
James Peters: DARCY FORCES THEM OVER INTO A SITTING POSITION! THE TWO OF THEM WORKING WITHOUT HANDS TO BRING THEMSELVES TO STAND! BUT ALREADY, CAMERON STARTS REPEATEDLY THROWING HERSELF BACK INTO DARCY WHILE THEIR ARMS ARE STILL LOCKED! DARCY GETTING TAKEN OFF HER FEET AS CAMERON TRIES FOR ANOTHER BACKSLIDE-
Rich Russillo: BUT DARCY USES THE MOMENTUM TO FLIP OVER CAMERON’S BACK ONTO HER FEET, BREAKING FREE! DARCY LUNGES FORWARD! “FACE ACHE” FOR THE SECOND TIME!!!
James Peters: BUT CAMERON DUCKS UNDER IT AND ENDS UP BEHIND DARCY! CAMERON STOMPING ON THE BACK OF THE KNEE TO KEEP DARCY FROM GOING ANYWHERE! AND NOW CAMERON BRINGS HER UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS IN POSITION FOR “BREAKING BARRIERS”!!!
Rich Russillo: DARCY SLIPS DOWN HER BACK AND LANDS ON HER FEET! DARCY SHOVING HER FORWARD FROM BEHIND INTO THE ROPES WITH NO TIME TO TURN, CAMERON SPRINGING FRONT-FIRST OFF THE ROPES AND DARCY LIFTS HER UP!!!
James Peters: “THE CURTAIN CALL”!!!!! DARCY DROPS CAMERON OVER AND ABSOLUTELY DRIVES HER KNEE INTO CAMERON’S FACE!!! DARCY GETS ALL OF THAT KNEE STRIKE AND CAMERON GOES DOWN, SPRAWLED OUT ON THE MAT AND DARCY THROWS HERSELF INTO THE COVER ON CAMERON!!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNNNEEEE!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOO!!!
Referee: TTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEE!!!
Rich Russillo: CAMERON ELLA AVA KICKS OUT!!!!
James Peters: Darcy sits up looking shocked and looking right to the referee for reassurance, but Cameron did get her shoulder up in time!!
Persephone: I don’t deserve to be put through this :mjcry:
James Peters: Darcy brushes her hair out her face before turning back to Cameron, shaking her head after taking her best shot on Cameron, and she starts beating Cameron over the head, pounding her fist against Cameron’s skull! If Cameron is still in this, Darcy’s going to have to be careful not to let her emotions get the best of her!
Rich Russillo: And it’d be so easy to let that happen to after nearly getting the win just now! Darcy doesn’t respond to the referee’s warning about the closed-fist punches but she eventually comes off of Cameron, a handful of hair as she drags Cameron to her knees getting in her face!
Darcy May Morgan: (off-mic) It’s MY time, Cameron! I’M the Face of Women’s Wrestling!
James Peters: Darcy just slapped Cameron across the face, but she’s still got that handful of hair to keep her up! She brings the Hall of Famer up- BUT DARCY GETS PULLED DOWN INTO A SMALL PACKAGE PIN!!!
Referee: OOOOONNNNNEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOO!!!
Referee: TTTTTHHHHHHRRRREEEEEE!!!
Rich Russillo: Darcy kicks out! She sits up going right into the corner to get up, and turns to go after Cameron back out in the middle of the ring! “TTYN”!!! THE LEFT-HANDED KNOCKOUT PUNCH- BUT CAMERON LITERALLY JUST TURNS HER UPPER BODY TO THE SIDE EVER SO SLIGHTLY AND CATCHES THE ARM! DARCY GETS FLUNG TO THE MAT IN AN OVER THE SHOULDER ARM DRAG AND SHE TURNS OVER BACK ONTO HER KNEES-
James Peters: “GODDESS RISING”!!! THE STEP-UP AXE KICK AND CAMERON BRINGS HER LEG DOWN ONTO DARCY WITH A KICK OVER THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND NECK!!! DARCY GOES DOWN AND CAMERON TURNS HER OVER INTO THE PIN!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOO!!!
Referee: TTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRREEEEEE!!!
Persephone: WHY?!
Rich Russillo: DARCY MAY MORGAN KICKS OUT!!!
James Peters: Cameron sits with a tense look on her face, hands grabbing at her hair as she has to take a moment to breathe realizing that Darcy kicked out! It seems to be settling in as Cameron nods her head, reminding herself of what she was getting herself into and exactly just against who! You’d have to think that Cameron came into this expecting a fight out of Darcy, but they’ve already been at this for so long now!
Persephone: Tell me about it 🙄 If it was Veena against Cameron, this would’ve finished at least 2 minutes into the match at the very LEAST and Veena would’ve had this won already! But no, this is what we get instead! Cameron’s clearly having to rethink her game plan now and I just don’t have the patience for this shit, as she gets Darcy up to start beating her back toward the corner.
Rich Russillo: Cameron is throwing huge strikes to get Darcy back against the turnbuckles; we can hear the impact all the way over here! Cameron swinging down on Darcy to clobber the hell out of with a backfist to the face before setting her up on the top turnbuckle!
Persephone: Doesn’t she remember that this didn’t work for her the last time? She’s literally just wasting time now 😐
James Peters: Cameron isn’t afraid of taking risks, and she’s willing to challenge and push herself to show this return is going to be worth it! Cameron hammers away at Darcy as she climbs up the ropes, putting everything behind those hits as Darcy looks to be almost out of it!
Rich Russillo: The former Answers World Champion makes her way up higher as Darcy’s sat behind the top turnbuckle just taking those punches to the face and head! Cameron steps up off the middle turnbuckle and gets to the top rope, where she reaches down to grab Darcy to try to pull her into position-
James Peters: BUT DARCY PULLS CAMERON’S LEGS FORWARD AND CAMERON TAKES A BRUTAL FALL BACK INTO THE RING, CRASHING ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD AND NECK! DARCY LET GO OF THE LEGS AND LEFT CAMERON TO GO PLUMMETING DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH NOTHING TO BREAK HER FALL! THE REFEREE HURRIES OVER TO CHECK ON HER BUT SHE MIGHT BE OUT OF IT!!
Persephone: I told everyone, but that dumbass bitch just didn’t wanna listen 🤷♀️
Rich Russillo: She can’t even hear you :skip:
James Peters: Darcy brings herself down from the turnbuckles, not wanting to risk any chance of a counter maybe, but I don’t think Cameron’s gonna be doing much countering after that anyway! Darcy brings Cameron back to her feet and BLASTS her in the face with a forearm strike! Darcy striking again with another! Cameron stumbles back and Darcy stays after, cracking her face with another punch!
Rich Russillo: Cameron stumbles back into the ropes and Darcy lines up to throw another huge punch- but Cameron times it with a back elbow just in time to stop her! Darcy is stunned AND HERE COMES CAMERON OFF THE ROPES WITH A FOREARM OF HER OWN! CAMERON HURLING ANOTHER TO POP DARCY IN THE FACE, BUT DARCY SWINGS RIGHT BACK AT HER! DARCY DOESN’T BACK DOWN AS SHE CATCHES HER WITH ANOTHER ONE BUT CAMERON FIRES OFF ANOTHER OF HER OWN!
James Peters: THEY EXCHANGE STRIKES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING BUT CAMERON’S LOOKING A LITTLE CONCERNING TO ME, AS EVERY HIT FROM DARCY HAS LEFT HER NEARLY FALLING OVER! HOW SHE’S STILL UP, I HAVE NO IDEA! CAMERON LOOKS TO THROW ANOTHER- DARCY CATCHES HER OFF GUARD WITH A KICK TO THE GUT AND CAMERON FALLS OVER BACK NEAR THE ROPES!
Rich Russillo: Cameron pulls herself up grabbing at the back of her head, I think that fall took something out of her- AND IT’LL BE THAT STEP-UP KNEE STRIKE FROM DARCY THAT TAKES MORE OF A CHANCE AWAY FROM CAMERON TO WIN THIS MATCH! DARCY JUST STRUCK AS SOON AS CAMERON WAS UP ON HER FEET AGAINST THE ROPES! AND DARCY STEPS BACK BEFORE LAUNCHING CAMERON OUT OF THE RING WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
James Peters: BUT CAMERON SOMEHOW MANAGES TO END UP FALLING INTO THE APRON AND STAYING THERE! Darcy shaking her head as she seemingly intended for Cameron to end up on the floor, but Cameron doesn’t take that worrisome fall! Cameron finds the bottom rope to start pulling herself up and now the middle rope to get to her knees, while Darcy watches on with a frustrated expression!
Rich Russillo: Cameron brushes her hair back to reveal a bloody nose as she spots Darcy in the ring before reaching up for the top rope, BUT JUST AS SHE DOES DARCY TAKES OFF INTO THE OPPOSITE ROPES AND CAMERON GETS TO HER FEET WITH THE TOP ROPE! DARCY COMES CHARGING AT FULL SPEED RIGHT AT HER!!!
James Peters: SUICIDE SPEAR!!!! DARCY LAUNCHES HERSELF OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE TO TACKLE CAMERON OFF THE APRON AND BOTH WOMEN GO CRASHING TO THE FLOOR!!! DARCY’S RISKING IT ALL FOR THIS VICTORY!!!
Rich Russillo: DARCY TOOK FLIGHT AND IN TURN, TOOK CAMERON DOWN AS WELL, BUT AT WHAT COST?! WILL IT EVEN PAY OFF?!
Persephone: They’re both fucking dead. Call for the bell, ref! Hurry! No one’s gonna hate you for it!
James Peters: Even the referee is looking concerned as neither woman is moving right now! Darcy launched herself into that spear, putting everything into it! The referee shakes his head, seemingly at a loss before he starts up a count!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
Referee: FOUR!
Rich Russillo: :lupe: Darcy begins to move but barely, as she somehow manages to turn herself over; she probably doesn’t even know where she’s at right now!
Persephone: Just another reason to call this match off!
Referee: FIVE!
James Peters: Darcy crawls over to Cameron, who still hasn’t moved, and she gets her hands on her as she aims to get Cameron back into the ring!
Referee: SIX!
Persephone: He’s so close to ten; no one’s gonna notice if you speed up the count! 😩
Rich Russillo: Darcy struggles to get Cameron up and she nearly falls over into Cameron herself but manages to stay on her feet, stumbling to the apron and rolling Cameron inside to beat the count!
James Peters: BUT CAN CAMERON BEAT THE THREE COUNT AS DARCY TRUDGES OVER TO HER, GRABBING BOTH LEGS AND LEANING BACK INTO A PIN?!!!
Referee: OOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOO!!!
Referee: TTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!
James Peters: CAMERON GETS HER SHOULDER UP AGAIN!!!!
Persephone: Malcolm Jones and Cameron Ella Ava can both eat shit, honestly. This bitch is ridiculous – just give up and die already :mjcry:
Rich Russillo: Even Darcy looks frustrated, turning off of Cameron with a stressed expression and slapping the mat, no doubt wishing that Cameron really would just let this one go at this point! Because Darcy just took a huge risk and got no reward, but this is the kind of opponent that Darcy said she wanted!
James Peters: Darcy pushes herself up to her knees looking to the referee in disbelief, before looking back to Cameron and crawling back over to her, clubbing her over the back of her head!
Rich Russillo: The champion continues with those hits while trying to bring Cameron up at the same time, her fist colliding right with Cameron’s face now! Cameron keeps herself up and leans back toward Darcy just to get punched again, a third time, a FOURTH now! But Cameron takes a swing back and catches Darcy in the face!
James Peters: Darcy’s head gets rocked to the side as Cameron leans into her with another punch! Darcy coming back for one of her own though, and Cameron takes that one to face before going for another, trying to put as much force behind it as she can! Darcy makes the first move to try to get back to her feet and Cameron follows, the two of them hitting on each other along the way! Darcy is up first though and strikes with a kick to the stomach!
Rich Russillo: Cameron doubles over upon getting up as well, Darcy looks for another kick but Cameron catches the leg under her arm! Darcy hobbles on one foot trying to swing on Cameron but she’s leaning out of reach! Cameron takes a moment to collect herself before shoving Darcy backward into the ropes AND DARCY COMES FORWARD INTO A BACK BODY DROP!!!
James Peters: CAMERON TOSSES DARCY OVERHEAD AND THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION COMES CRASHING DOWN ON THE MAT!!! DARCY IS SLOW TO SIT UP, GRABBING AT HER BACK DESPITE TRYING TO FORCE HERSELF UP, BUT CAMERON GETS HER FROM BEHIND! Cameron getting her into a waistlock to run her into the corner before kneeing her in the lower back! Cameron throwing a punch as well before turning Darcy around only for Darcy to try to kick her away in desperation! Darcy lifting herself up to get her legs around Cameron’s shoulders-
Rich Russillo: AND AS DARCY TRIES TO COME OUT WITH A HURRICANRANA, CAMERON BLOCKS IT WITH DARCY UPSIDE DOWN! CAMERON HAULING DARCY BACK UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS AND NOW GOING BACK TO THE CORNER! A RELEASE BUCKLE BOMB FROM CAMERON TO TOSS HER INTO THE CORNER!!!
James Peters: DARCY STUMBLES FORWARD OUT THE CORNER HOLDING HER BACK AND FALLS TO HER KNEES, CAMERON TURNING AWAY AND SHE RUNS TO THE ROPES! CAMERON COMES RUSHING OFF THE ROPES RIGHT AT THE CHAMP!!!
Rich Russillo: “IN EXCELSIS”!!! CAMERON TRIES DRIVING HER KNEE RIGHT THROUGH DARCY’S FACE AS SHE HITS THE BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE!!! CAMERON CONNECTS, PRACTICALLY RUNNING RIGHT THROUGH HER AS SHE STUMBLES OVER AND TO THE MAT, PUTTING EVERYTHING INTO THAT SHOT!!!
James Peters: CAMERON CRAWLS TO THE ROPES IN FRONT OF HER TO BETTER ASSIST HERSELF TO HER FEET, AND THEN STUMBLES HER WAY BACK OVER TO DARCY!!! CAMERON GETS THE CHAMPION UP TO HER FEET AND TURNS HER TO LIFT HER UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS!!!
Rich Russillo: “BREAKING BARRIERS”!!! CAMERON HITS THE RACK ATTACK!!! CAMERON DROPS DOWN INTO THE ARGENTINE BACKBREAKER AND DARCY ENDS UP FALLING TO THE MAT BEHIND HER! CAMERON NOW, TURNING AROUND TO TURN DARCY OVER AND MAKE THE COVER!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNNNEEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOO!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEE!!!
James Peters: DARCY KICKS OUT!!!
Persephone: FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!! WHEN WILL IT END?!!
Rich Russillo: Cameron has to be wondering the same thing, as she can’t believe that Darcy just got her shoulder up! Cameron raising three fingers to the ring official for confirmation, and he merely assures that Darcy was out of the pin before two!
James Peters: Cameron takes a moment to herself before going back to Darcy, getting her up and taking her over the ropes! Cameron lifting her up into a suplex to leave her hanging over the top rope and she backs away, COMING BACK FOR A RUNNING KNEE LIFT!
Rich Russillo: BUT DARCY RAISES HERSELF UP OUT THE WAY AND OUT ONTO THE APRON! SHE DROPS DOWN AND CAMERON QUICKLY TRIES TO RETURN TO FACE DARCY BUT HERSELF GETTING A KICK TO THE KNEE THROUGH THE MIDDLE AND BOTTOM ROPES TO BRING HER DOWN!
James Peters: CAMERON COMES DOWN TO A KNEE AND DARCY PULLS HERSELF UP TO HER KNEES ON THE APRON, PUNCHING CAMERON THROUGH THE ROPES TO PUT HER DOWN! Darcy pulls herself up completely and takes a moment to kick Cameron through the ropes once again, this time turning her over onto her back!
Rich Russillo: Darcy makes her way to the corner from the apron and takes a moment before she starts climbing up, heading to the top turnbuckle! The referee advises her to come back into the ring but Darcy pays him no attention, focusing on setting herself up for something big here!
James Peters: But look, inside the ring! Cameron’s turning over and she’s looking for Darcy, eventually finding her to see she’s headed up the nearby turnbuckles! Cameron heads that way, crawling on the mat to the corner and uses the turnbuckles to start pulling herself up! Darcy tries to take a punch down at her but Cameron sidesteps it, swinging at Darcy herself on the return!
Rich Russillo: Cameron starts climbing up from the inside while Darcy’s still on the outside, the both of them trying to punch each other down! But Cameron keeps climbing higher when she can and Darcy tries to kick her down now, holding onto the post as she does so, but this leads to Cameron stepping out the outside portion of the turnbuckle as well on the opposite for distance!
James Peters: Darcy swings on Cameron as she tries to position herself and get her footing, leaving her open to those relentless strikes from Darcy! Cameron comes back swinging though, sending punches Darcy’s way from the other side of the turnbuckles! This won’t stop Darcy, as she clobbers Cameron in response! Darcy now trying to go for the eyes but Cameron catches the arm and pulls her forward! CAMERON POSITIONS HERSELF OVER DARCY, MAYBE LOOKING FOR A SUNSET BOMB FROM THE TURNBUCKLES!
Rich Russillo: BUT DARCY STARTS SHIFTING UNDER CAMERON, STARTING TO TAKE CAMERON’S FEET OUT FROM UNDER HER BEFORE SHE’S READY TO TAKE OFF! BUT THIS CALLS FOR CAMERON TO COME PUNCHING DOWN ONTO DARCY’S BACK ONCE SHE GETS HER FEET BACK DOWN! CAMERON WORKING TO WEAR DOWN DARCY, WHO TRIES TO TURN AWAY FROM THE PUNCHES BUT IT’S NO USE!
James Peters: AND CAMERON GRABS DARCY’S ARM TO HOOK HERSELF UNDER IT! CAMERON SEEMINGLY REDIRECTING HER PLANS HER FROM A MOMENT AGO, AS SHE PULLS DARCY FROM HER SIDE OF THE TURNBUCKLES!!
Rich Russillo: DARCY TRIES TO BLOCK IT BUT CAMERON’S GOT HER! DARCY TRIES TO TURN BUT THIS IS JUST AS CAMERON TRIES TO LAUNCH THEM FROM MIDDLE OF THE TURNBUCKLES WITH A SUPERPLEX!!!!! THESE TWO JUST TOOK ONE HELL OF A BRUTAL, MESSY FALL!!!
James Peters: CAMERON AND DARCY HIT THE GROUND HARD OFF THAT AWKWARD SUPERPLEX THAT DARCY TRIED BLOCK, THE TWO OF THEM COLLIDING WITH EACH OTHER AS THEY HIT THE GROUND AS CAMERON TRIED TO MAKE THE SACRIFICE TO TRY TO PUT HERSELF THAT MUCH CLOSER TO VICTORY!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT I LITERALLY COULDN’T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE WHO GOT THE BETTER OF IT! THEY FELL INTO EACH OTHER ON THE WAY OVER AND TOOK EACH OTHER OUT AS THEY HIT THE GROUND!
Persephone: I’d laugh but after all this bullshit, I really can’t trust them to not try to get back into the ring right now, and I know one of them will to try to keep this shit going :mjcry:
Rich Russillo: Darcy and Cameron have not moved since they came crashing down from being up so high! They’ve put each other through so much already, and that fall only had to make matters worse for the both of them!
James Peters: It might’ve been a desperation move on Cameron’s part and Darcy tried to stop it, but there’s no denying that they’ve both kept up with each other through all this! Now, one of them just has to GET up from the floor and beat this count to get back into the ring!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
Referee: FOUR!
Rich Russillo: :lupe:
Referee: FIVE!
Referee: SIX!
Referee: SEVEN!
James Peters: :lupe:
Referee: EIGHT!
Referee: NINE!
Referee: TEN!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Persephone: :blessed:!!!!
(With both women still down, the referee quickly makes his way out the ring and drops down to ringside beside them, checking on both Darcy and Cameron to find neither of them being able to get up! The ring official comes around to the time keeper’s area, speaking to Bella Braxton before returning back to Cameron and Darcy after having made a call for medical staff to come down to the ring as well!)
Bella Braxton: As a result of a countout, the referee has informed me that this match has officially ended in a DRAW!!
(The crowd is vocally displeased, but even if this is the outcome, there’s no denying that both Cameron and Darcy brought a fight to one another that saw them both take risks, seeking to bring everything to the table knowing that this match is exactly what that all called for.)
James Peters: This is not the outcome that I think anyone was expecting, but ultimately, these two gave this everything they had until they both couldn’t! In some other situation, maybe this match continues and we see a winner, but tonight, we’re left knowing that both women just put each other through hell to prove themselves!
Rich Russillo: I think we all would’ve loved to see this one finish with a clear winner, but as you said, they literally went until they were both down and out because this meant so much to the both of them!
Persephone: I’m just glad this shit is finally fucking over!
(Medics that have come down to ringside assist both Cameron and Darcy, the two of them having to be helped up to their feet with the ring official handing Darcy the Universal Women’s Championship as they start to head up from ringside.)
James Peters: This is definitely a match-up that we’re going to have to see it sometime again at some point, because with everything that they showed tonight, I believe both of them could’ve kept this going!
Persephone: Don’t wish that kinda shit into existence, James. These longer matches that don’t feature Rex have no business happening; I won’t stand for it.
Rich Russillo: Good thing you’re sitting then :mjgrin:
(As they get to the stage, Cameron calls for the EMTs assisting her to stop and they help her turn to see Darcy being helped up along the way behind her. Darcy is slow to make the walk herself, but raises her head to see Cameron looking to her, both of them looking unsatisfied with how things turned out but the expressions on their faces show some understanding that neither of them wanted to back down. Cameron nods her head to Darcy as she comes up the stage, and Darcy does the same, Cameron extending her hand out for Darcy to shake.)
James Peters: Much like on Voltage, Cameron offers that show of sportsmanship – while it was a tense one then, this one looks much more like she knows that Darcy being as tough and determined as she said she’d be was no joke, and Darcy reaching for Cameron’s hand I believe says the same-
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE HELL?!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME?!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME JUST BULLDOZED DARCY TO THE GROUND!!
(The crowd buzzes wildly as Ms. Extreme attacks Darcy before she could even shake Cameron’s hand! Officials are too surprised to do anything fast enough about Ms. Extreme stomping the hell out of Darcy as she’s on the ground, and Cameron looks as surprised as the fans to see her sister brutalizing Darcy like this just after the match!)
James Peters: MS. EXTREME JUST SHOVED A RING OFFICIAL AWAY WHO TRIED TO GRAB HER, AND SHE JUST PUNCHED THE SECOND ONE THAT’D BEEN HELPING DARCY TO THE GROUND!!! MS. EXTREME IS FIRING OFF ON EVERYONE AND ANYONE WHO TRIES TO GET IN HER WAY!!!
Rich Russillo: THE EMTS WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT, AND I DON’T BLAME THEM!! Darcy has no way of protecting herself – she didn’t see this coming and neither did anyone else! She finds the Universal Women’s Championship on the ground- BUT MS. EXTREME RIPS IT AWAY FROM HER AND DROPS IT ASIDE!! SHE GETS HER HANDS ON DARCY AND BRINGS HER UP!!!
James Peters: AND MS. EXTREME JUST TOSSED DARCY OFF THE STAGE!! DARCY CRASHES TO THE GROUND!!! MS. EXTREME JUST LET HER FALL AND I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT WE’RE SEEING RIGHT NOW!!
(Ms. Extreme is all smiles, proud of herself and that much is clear as she ignores all the officials telling her to leave from the scene, and instead goes to grab the Universal Women’s Championship! She picks it up from the ground and rises back up, making eye contact with Cameron, who’s in as much surprise as everyone else still that Camille would do this. Cameron is in disbelief, but Ms. Extreme shrugs, raising up the Universal Women’s Championship!)
Cameron Ella Ava: (off-mic) Really, Camille?
Ms. Extreme: (off-mic) What’s it look like to you?
Cameron Ella Ava: (off-mic) You know what? Alright then, this one’s all you. You do you, and then go win that Universal Women’s Championship.
(Cameron and her EMTs leave from the scene after that, and Ms. Extreme shrugs with a grin, the championship still in hand as she raises it up going back to the middle of the stage.)
James Peters: I CAN’T BELIEVE MS. EXTREME REALLY JUST DID THAT!!
Persephone: Right, doesn’t she know we’re on a schedule?!
Rich Russillo: It’s not even that, ‘Seph, as Ms. Extreme just attacked Darcy after the match against her sister and I don’t think Cameron wanted this to go down afterward, spoiling what was an otherwise great match between her and Darcy!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme is living it up right now on the stage as she stands just at the end of the stage from where Darcy’s body is lying beneath her, and the officials tending to Darcy are moving as quickly as they can to get to her! Darcy definitely needs help, but Ms. Extreme doesn’t seem to care about her actions when she has what she wants in her hands right now!
(Ms. Extreme peers over the edge of the stage, making a mocking face of surprise as Darcy hasn’t moved at all and the EMTs surrounding her are working to figure out how they’re going to move her from the area. Meanwhile, Ms. Extreme proudly shows off the Universal Women’s Championship as more officials come out from the back telling her that she needs to go. While Ms. Extreme argues with them for putting their hands on her, the camera cuts back to the fallen body of Darcy as she’s still being tended to, before the scene fades out.)
(Another reminder to get vaccinated, folks!)
(The camera pans over the Cairo International Stadium before fading to a shot of Gina Romano standing in the middle of the ring with a microphone in hand)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome…the ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!! KKKKKIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGG KKKKKKAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
(‘Monster’ by Kanye West hits to a wave of boos cascading. King Kass emerges onto the stage slowly, making sure to take in the negative reaction from the crowd. With a cocky, arrogant grin on her face she heads towards the ring)
Deadprez: If you think for the last three weeks King Kass has simply moved on from Grand Rampage then you would be far, far from the mark. Over the last two weeks Kass has continued to bait the retired Jamie O’Hara into yet another Pain For Pride main event and Eve, last week might have just taken it a step too far…
Eve: She writes it off as merely a coincidence but there was nothing coincidental about King Kass being in the same place, at the same time as Jamie O’Hara’s five month old boy. Does she think this is the right way? Does she honestly, truly believe that it’s going to get her the outcome she wants so badly?
Gavin Kirkland: The disrespect, THE AUDACITY for this heathen to think that she ever had the right to hold the true, the only baby Ace in this world. I don’t care WHO you are, a King or a pauper, that was beyond any reasonable justification.
Deadprez: The question is whether or not the Ace can move on, leaving such antics behind or if her actions simply can’t be ignored.
(‘Monster’ by Kanye West fades until there are only boos ringing out across the Cairo International Stadium. King Kass takes a moment to allow them to continue to boo before motioning them to quiet down)
King Kass: For once, myself, everyone here and everyone around the world share the same excitement, the same eagerness. Will Jamie O’Hara accept? That’s the question so many have been asking and it’s a question that I’ve done everything in my power to force his hand to give the only appropriate and acceptable answer. I only need you to walk down here and say it before everyone here and everyone around the world; to make it official. Why not Showdown? Why not just on the website? Of course, someone so addicted to the attention and the grandeur such as him would never turn down the opportunity for the eyes of the world to be locked on him. This is your moment, Jamie. This is your stage, this is your spotlight, isn’t it?
(Kass twirls the microphone in her hand before refocusing)
King Kass: Nobody should be surprised by what I did last week, and certainly someone who has been around this business for so long like you Jamie should have been well and truly prepared. That just speaks to your arrogance, doesn’t it? To just carry on with your life, trying desperately to move on, to forget about this business as if you were well and truly ‘out’. No, not at all. I don’t think you quite understand that you’re not finished in this company until you face me, not until Pain For Pride comes and the legacy of the Ace submits to the might of the King. Though, you shouldn’t be upset at me, I just showed the world that sometimes people shouldn’t be parents at all; maybe young Hathaway is better off in another home instead of being in the care of such an incompetent father.
(The crowd heavily boos)
King Kass: You could even say I’m doing you a favour. I’m just simply showing you that you don’t quite have what it takes to be a father, you don’t have it in you to be a house husband, you only know this business, this company. Your life as it is was founded on it, your marriage forged by going to war with one another. Your lines of personal and business were blurred years ago, so don’t be surprised when you can’t suddenly snap your fingers and make them clear once again. The delusion of trying to convince people of some perfect ending, walking off into some perfect life. I know you. We all know you. We know who the Ace is; the glory hungering tyrant who treads over the future, who puts himself first above all others. Sure, you were confident in what you said but we all know losing this Championship eats away at you. You’re not fit to be a father, you’re nothing more than a self-serving egomaniac desperate for the crowd’s favour; making enemies left and right by positioning yourself as some kind of infallible God clinging to some fickle ideal of making the moniker ‘Ace’ mean something important.
(The crowd’s boos grow even louder)
King Kass: Do I have your attention now, Jamie? Do I have the attention of the almighty ‘Ace’? Am I ‘worthy’ to you? Or am I going to pay a little visit once again to your precious…little…*mistake*?
(‘Kashmir’ by Led Zeppelin hits and the crowd erupts…)
Gavin Kirkland: YES! YES! HE’S HERE! JAMIE O’HARA HAS ARRIVED IN CAIRO TO PUT AN END TO THIS FARCE!
Eve: We haven’t heard a single word since Grand Rampage from Jamie O’Hara, we’ve only been able to speculate. Speculate whether or not he was going to accept the challenge here tonight and even speculated if he is well and truly finished in this company. It’s hard to imagine, nearly impossible to think that the near seven year career here in Elite Answers Wrestling of Jamie O’Hara could be finished.
(King Kass grows impatient as ‘Kashmir’ continues to play but there is still no sign of Jamie O’Hara. However, the crowd continues to cheer)
Deadprez: Well…where is he? The Answers World Champion doesn’t seem pleased with him wasting her time. The iconic theme of the Ace is booming and these fans are excited, but we’re yet to be graced with the presence of Jamie O’Hara!
(The crowd roars once again as a figure brushes past the camera and slides into the ring, standing behind King Kass)
Gavin Kirland: I-I-IT’S JAMIE O’HARA! HE’S HERE! HE’S STANDING BEHIND KING KASS AND THE EYES SHOW AN INTENSITY I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER SEEN!!
Eve: BUT WAIT, WHAT’S THAT IN HIS HAND–
**CRACK**
(As King Kass turns around, she’s smashed over the head with a guitar by Jamie O’Hara. Kass collapses to the canvas in a heap as Jamie tosses the broken remains of the weapon aside)
Gavin Kirkland: YESSSS! YESSSS! HE JUST SMASHED AN EQUALIZER OF HIS OWN OVER THE SKULL OF KING KASS AND I COULDN’T BE HAPPIER, THESE PEOPLE COULDN’T BE HAPPIER!
Deadprez: I THINK KASS MIGHT HAVE SAVED HERSELF FROM EVEN WORSE DAMAGE BY GETTING HER ARM UP IN THE WAY BUT IT’S STILL LEFT HER LAYING IN A POOL OF HER OWN BLOOD! THIS HAS BEEN BUILDING FOR THE LAST TWO WEEKS AND–
Gavin Kirkland: AND THIS IS AN APPROPRIATE REACTION FOR THE STUNT SHE PULLED LAST WEEK! NOBODY HAS ANY RIGHT OF SUCH AN INVASION OF SOMEONE ELSE’S PRIVATE LIFE, ESPECIALLY SOMEONE WHO HAS WALKED AWAY FROM THIS BUSINESS.
(Jamie rolls out of the ring and rips a steel chair from ringside. He slides the steel chair into the ring and unfolds it, slowly taking a seat as he stares down at King Kass, a smirk across his face, visibly delighted with the brutal attack on the Answers World Champion. King Kass stirs, a pool of blood forming on the canvas as clutching her right arm close to her chest)
Jamie O’Hara: I love the irony of taking that weapon your husband made famous, made fearsome and turning it back on an Adams. Here’s the thing Kassidy, right now? I’m going to talk; I’m going to talk for a little bit while you’re laying there soaking up your own blood like the rag you are. And I get it, you’re swinging in and out of consciousness to the point where I’m not sure you’re going to understand a bit of what I’m going to say. But at least understand this part: **When I stop talking? Something very, very bad is going to happen to you.** So it’s in your best interests that I don’t stop anytime soon.
(Kass barely lifts her head as officials and medics begin to run down the ramp)
Jamie O’Hara: STOP! Don’t you fucking dare enter this ring or I’ll make sure you’re spending the rest of this evening picking her brain matter out of every piece of fabric in this canvas. Not until I finish talking.
(The officials and medics pause at the base of the ramp as Jamie turns his attention
Jamie O’Hara: Of all the people to ever dig beneath my skin nobody has ever been able to burrow themselves deep enough that I had to take such a drastic measure to rid myself of them. Your husband’s recklessness led to unintentional consequences. The man before that? Well, my pride as an Elitist has it’s sensible limitations. And every other lowly piece of fucking shit who has tried to swing for the Ace has barely scratched me over the years.
(However Jamie can’t keep his frustrations from getting the best of him)
Jamie O’Hara: But I am just so sick and tired of having to deal with all of this. I thought I was free! I thought I was a free man being able to sit at home, watch my son grow up and support my wife on her return to this business. I wasn’t busted up, I wasn’t running on fumes, I wasn’t dragging my career along the ground trying to find some sense of fulfillment in this modern age against newer generations who can’t lace my boots. I was extremely, extremely happy to even watch a worthless cunt like you parade around this company, with the Championship I held, with grand fucking delusions that you could ever be even a fraction of the legend I was. I was willing to sit back and watch another Noah Reigner rise up only to fail to meet those expectations but at least watch them ‘try’ to replace me.
(O’Hara leans back in the chair and takes a deep breath, loudly exhaling before returning his focus back to King Kass)
Jamie O’Hara: FUCK. You just had to go that step too far didn’t you? Keep my son’s name out of your worthless mouth. Never fucking mention his name again. Otherwise? Otherwise I’ll break both your fucking arms over and over again until you no longer can hold either of your twins, let alone one of them.
(The crimson mask flowing down the face of King Kass nearly blinds her as she tries to reach for the chair O’Hara sits on; a glimpse of fury in her eyes at the mention of her twins. But Jamie cracks a smirk and proceeds to kick the injured right arm of King Kass, stifling any desire to fight back in the moment. Jamie looks down at boots and sighs loudly)
Jamie O’Hara: Oh geez, look at this. You’ve ruined my perfectly good boots with your filthy, invalid blood.
(O’Hara rises out of the chair and slides it out of the ring. Kassidy slowly reaches out for the Answers World Championship but Jamie snatches it away. He holds it in the palm of his hand with a look of disgust across his face)
Jamie O’Hara: Ah yeah. This thing. The title that you couldn’t beat me for. Even when you made it your own fetish filled playground you still couldn’t beat me for it. What were you just saying then? How much this means to me? How important this is to me? Let’s see…
(O’Hara continues to dangle it in front of Kass’ face. Just as the tip of her fingers touch the gold plate, O’Hara yanks it away from her and throws it away. The title comes crashing down on the steel ramp, the clang of the gold meeting steel echoes throughout the venue, a piece of the Championship scatters away as the emotion on O’Hara’s face takes a sharp turn)
Jamie O’Hara: GOD. I keep hearing it over and over and over again. I keep hearing how people want me to come back as if that prize is somehow worth a shit to me. Let’s get something straight: It’s worthless to me. Do you honestly think beating your husband to a fucking pulp in that ring was for the sake of this title? No. It was merely a relic handed to me as a ‘reward’, a sign of my victory and my ascendancy to the very top of this company. I held it for near six months knowing it never once defined who I was and where I stood not just in this company today, but in its history. What’s so hard to understand, Kass? Everyone? What’s so fucking hard to understand about the mere possibility that I am truly beyond whatever value that Championship could ever bring? I don’t think you realise just who the fuck I am. I am the greatest World Champion of all time. I am the longest reigning Champion of all time. No matter how ‘great’ someone can be in their reign, how ‘dominant’ they can be for what? Six? Seven months? Nobody will ever come close to replicating what I did for nearly an entire year. Longevity for one, number of reignz for another, I’m glad settling with the fucking greatest of all time for myself.
Jamie O’Hara: And you think that you deserve to face me? All that talk about everyone else on the Showdown brand isn’t worthy of facing you, that nobody else would be acceptable to face you at Pain For Pride and AS IF YOU WERE EVER ENOUGH TO STAND ON MY FUCKING LEVEL. AS IF YOU WERE EVER DESERVING OF CHALLENGING ME. You even had the arrogance to think that you will somehow be immortalised? CUNT, I AM FUCKING IMMORTALITY IN THIS COMPANY. EVERYTHING I HAVE DONE AND EVERYTHING THAT I AM IS IMMORTAL.
(Jamie O’Hara squats down and firmly places his hand over the face of Kassidy Heart; his thumb and index finger pressuring both cheekbones, squishing her face together, staring daggers into her eyes)
Jamie O’Hara: If there is anything that I hope you don’t forget from tonight is that you are, in absolutely every possible conceivable way, lesser than me. Inferior to me. Just look at you. You’re laying in a pool of your own blood, in the middle of the ring, in the middle of a country that doesn’t care whether I break another bone of your’s or stone you. Tell me, how powerful do you feel? Do you still feel like a King?
Jamie O’Hara: All you had to do was something so simple, Kassidy. Accept it. Accept my retirement, accept that you were never going to get the dream match you wanted. Accept that you were going to have to find another way to achieve that sense of fulfillment and satisfaction. Swallow your pride and move on just like everyone else will inevitably do. But no. Instead, you decided to come after my family, you decided to come after my son. How dare you. How fucking dare you think you’re untouchable, as if you’re well and truly above any and all fucking consquences. If you’re not going to quit Kassidy…IF YOU’RE GOING TO KEEP TURNING UP IN MY LIFE, THEN FINE. **I’LL DO IT.**
(The crowd rises with anticipation)
Jamie O’Hara: I’LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT. I’LL GIVE YOU THE VERY THING THAT YOU CLEARLY NEED. YOU WANT THE ACE, KASS? **YOU WILL GET THE ACE AT PAIN FOR PRIDE.**
(The crowd roars with excitement, as Jamie O’Hara accepts King Kass’ match at Pain For Pride)
Jamie O’Hara: AND IT WILL BE NO DISQUALIFICATIONS. NOTHING TO HOLD ME BACK FROM FINISHING THE JOB AND BREAKING EVERY FUCKING BONE IN YOUR BODY. I’M GOING TO TEACH YOU THE SAME LESSON I TAUGHT THAT LESSER CUNT LAST YEAR: WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW, WILL KILL YOU. AND YOU? DON’T KNOW A FUCKING THING ABOUT ME AND HOW FAR I’LL FUCKING GO TO KILL THOSE WHO WRONG ME.
(Jamie drops the head of King Kass, who leans forward and slumps against his legs)
Jamie O’Hara: Yeah. Remember what I said about bad things happening when I stop talking?
(Jamie drops the microphone and immediately clutches both arms of King Kass)
Deadprez: NO, NO NO. JAMIE O’HARA TAKES BOTH WRISTS OF KASSIDY HEART! HE’S GOING TO KNOCK KING KASS RIGHT OUT WITH A STARDUST BREAKER!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: YES! YES! KILL HER! KILL HER!!
(Kass yelps in pain as Jamie clutches the right wrist. Jamie simply releases, feeling like she isn’t worth it as Kass’ body limps back down to the canvas. She clutches her right arm once again and cradles it tightly to her chest as Jamie shakes his head in disapproval)
Jamie O’Hara: (no mic) Pathetic.
(‘Kashmir’ by Led Zeppelin hits as a stone faced Jamie O’Hara exits the ring, leaving King Kass laying in the ring. Finally EAW officials and medics slide in to tend to her as Jamie pays no attention to anyone, disappearing behind the curtain. The crowd, once booming with cheers for O’Hara have fallen silent as they process what happened in the ring)
Deadprez: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT’S OFFICIAL! AT PAIN FOR PRIDE THE ACE RETURNS TO FACE THE KING. IT’S KING KASS VERSUS JAMIE O’HARA FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP AND IT WILL BE NO DISQUALIFICATIONS! KING KASS GETS HER WISH, SHE GETS THE MATCH SHE WANTED.
Eve: But is this a bit more than she can chew? We have no idea what condition she’s in and how badly she’s been injured here tonight; there’s no way that I can condone what Jamie O’Hara did, that Equalizer shot was near cowardly, there might not even be a match at Pain For Pride.
Gavin Kirkland: Cowardly, Eve?!? NO! There’s nothing cowardly about it. What Jamie did was an equal response to another person invading his life, refusing to let him move on.
Eve: EQUAL RESPONSE? How can anyone say that leaving King Kass in a pool of her own blood with what is likely a broken arm is an equal response?
Gavin Kirkland: I said it on Showdown, I’ll say it again, she gets what she deserves!
(Medics continue to tend to King Kass, assisting her out of the ring as officials scrub her blood from the canvas. The cameras fade to black)
( A short commercial featuring Ronan Malosi and Alissa Brady on their date in the woods where are they being served AppleBees. )
( The show returns from the subtle commercial break as the camera pans from the crowd around to the No Way Out structure. The entirety of the ringside area’s padding has been removed exposing the cement, and near each corner of the ring are four small cells made of prison bars. Above the ring is the twenty foot tall No Way Out cell, which still has yet to come down. The turnbuckle pads have also been removed inside of the ring, and the fans cheer as the camera pans around the structure before fading to Stephie Love, who’s standing near the timekeepers area.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen…. THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A NO WAY MATCH, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: And it is for… A CHANCE TO FIGHT AT THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!!!
( “Revenge” by Young Nudy echoes throughout the Cairo International Stadium as Tyler Parker jerks the curtain and steps out onto the stage with his usual casual attire. He wears his Fear Of God overcoat, with double pleated trousers and loafers and an Audemars Puguet watch on his wrist. He pops his collar, waves at the audience from time to time before making his way around the structure only to land back at the ramp. )
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the special enforcer of this match… TYLERRRR PARKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Flannery McCoy: Tyler Parker was specially appointed to be the enforcer behind this No Way Out a couple of weeks ago and he has had many opportunities to get acquainted with the competitors of this match. For guys like Lethal Consequences, Impact, and Chris Elite, this is far from a career-defining moment as they have had their fair share of world champions in the past. However, for competitors such as Charlie Marr, Jake Smith, and Limmy Monaghan, this is another chance for them to get another career-defining moment, which is what they need. When it comes to everyone in this match? Almost everyone in this match has had a drought when it comes to championships throughout the last stretch of this season, and whoever wins this match has an opportunity to make sure they end this season on a good note.
Jake Mercer: Of course, some people are not happy that someone is overlooking the contents of this match. Jake Smith and Limmy Monaghan had a lot to say, accusing Tyler Parker’s position in this match as another example of the corrupt use of power here in Elite Answers Wrestling’s infrastructure, but Tyler Parker has promised everyone in this match that he will not do anything in terms of tampering the outcome of this match.
Stew-O: Tyler Parker had the chance to sit down and talk with many of the No Way Out participants. For some, they need this victory in order to get their first world championship under their belt. For the others, they see this match as another way to embellish their list of accomplishments even more. We saw Ms. Extreme go through hell and high water to punch her ticket to Pain For Pride, now who will follow in her footsteps and do the same? We shall see.
( As Tyler Parker stands in front of the ring, ‘44 Bulldog’ by Pop Smoke blasts through the speakers to a humongous pop. Chris Elite appears on the stage, looking more calm and concentrated than ever as she has shown up in his usual weekly show entrance. He is in his zone, not letting his emotions steered the wrong way by the audience or the task at hand. He slows down at the end of the ramp, looking at Tyler Parker’s face for a quick second before he ignores him and walks right into the structure. )
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST! From Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 210 pounds… HE IS THE “GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS”, CHRIIISS ELITTTTTTTTTEEE!
Jake Mercer: Ever since he stuck his nose back into the Friday Night business, Chris Elite hasn’t been as successful as he thought he was. He was injured, came back, and promised every member of the EAW Universe that he will make sure that this season ends in his favour. So far? He hasn’t been able to live on that promise. However, with one month left in this season and Pain For Pride in everyone’s crosshairs, Gawd Given Greatness still has a lot of time left to cash in on that promise.
Stew-O: Chris Elite was able to secure that EAW Pure Champion at Reckless Wiring, and was thrown over the top rope at Grand Rampage. Tonight, he looks to end that drought and punch his ticket to a world championship match at Pain For Pride. He would love to revisit his rivalry with Xander Payne that ended at House Of Glass last year. But, first he must go through probably one of the most difficult matches of his lifetime: The No Way Out match.
( Chris Elite squats down and takes deep breaths in his cell as we wait for our next participant. ‘Bad Guy’ by Morrisson hits to a heavy monsoon of boos as Charlie Marr makes his entrance down the ramp. He shows disgust to the audience in attention, especially Chris Elite as he makes his way down the ring. As he approaches the stage, he smirks at Tyler Parker before storming right into the structure. )
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENTS! First, from Tower Hamlets, London, United Kingdom, weighing at 240 pounds… “THE CONSCIENCE OF EAW”…. CHARRRLIEEEE MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
Stew-O: Charlie Marr is another man who believes he should be entitled to another championship opportunity. Like many of the men in this match, he wants to avenge their losses to Xander Payne and what better way to take his first world championship belt in the grandest stage of them all. Charlie Marr lost to Malcolm Jones at last years’ Pain For Pride, which insinuates that he has a lot of debts to collect when it comes to the biggest spotlight there ever will be.
Jake Mercer: Would you think if Charlie Marr did not take that hiatus, he would be in Xander Payne’s situation? When he left to go play some dwarf in a Game Of Thrones knock-off television series, Xander Payne was thriving. Xander Payne was thriving off his disappearance, but rest assured, Marr has promised several times that he is here to correct that fact.
( After standing right in front of Chris Elite’s cell, he turns around and makes himself comfortable in the one adjacent to his. As silence fills the arena, ‘Tougher Colder Killer’ by EI-P, Killer Mike, and Despot begins to play. The Cairo International Stadium is filled to the brim with even more boos than Charlie Marr’s entrance as Lethal Consequences makes his way out to the stage. He ignores the audience’s boos and walks right past Tyler Parker as he is in no wait. )
Stephie Love: From Oakland, California, weighing in at 230 pounds, HE IS “THE INEVITABLE”, LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHALLLLLLLLLLL CONSEQUENCESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences is also another competitor who is lining up to get his revenge on Xander Payne. Xander Payne is the very man that knocked him off the EAW World Heavyweight Championship tour at Reckless Wiring and he has been chomping at the bits in hopes that he gets his rematch and make Xander Payne feel the pain he has been feeling recently.
Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences has been in somewhat would say, a terrible mood than usual since he lost his EAW World Heavyweight Championship, and his Grand Rampage elimination has aggravated it even more. However, there is nothing in this world that would make him feel any better than getting an opportunity to stick it right into Xander Payne’s face in the grandest stage of them all.
( Lethal Consequences’ cell door shuts close as ‘M3tamorphosis’ – Playboi Carti ft. Kid Cudi echoes throughout the venue to even louder boos. These boos could nearly incite an earthquake as Impact makes his way down the ramp with his usual, entitled smirk. )
Stephie Love: From Seattle, Washington, weighing in at 221 pounds.. HE IS THE SELF-PROCLAIMED “MOST WATCHED CHAMPION IN HISTORY”, IIIIIIIIMPPPPPACTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
Jake Mercer: The multi-time world champion shined at his brightest in the Grand Rampage match, to where he would almost take down New Eden in a three-on-one advantage. Many eyes of the world have been glued onto Impact since then and he is walking into this No Way Out match with a whole lotta momentum. However, it will be decided whether he will crack beneath that momentum and that pressure will cause him to collapse.
Flannery McCoy: Impact may have been outsmarted by Drake King in the closing moments of Grand Rampage, that doesn’t change the fact that this man is in his forties, outlasting the young bright talent of Elite Answers Wrestling. Guys like Impact and Mr. DEDEDE should be retired by now, but they continue to demonstrate that they don’t have any intentions on packing their bags. Even with a decorated career, Impact is still not satisfied and still needs the taste of that sweet nectar championship gold.
Jake Mercer: Wait, Impact is 40? I thought he was 60. :skip:
( Impact walks past Tyler Parker in the entrance to where he smirks at his opponents before entering his cell. His door shuts closed before ‘I Am Above” by In Flames begins to play. The Cairo International Stadium is filled with even more boos as Jake Smith appears on the stage. He is in no positive mood as he acknowledges that he has to start this match against Limmy Monaghan. )
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING THE TWO MEN WHO WILL START THIS MATCH! FIRST! From Venice, California, weighing in at 210, representing Insurgency, HE IS “THE GODSEND”, JAKKKKEE SMITHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Jake Mercer: Jake Smith had a lot to say about the inclusion of Tyler Parker in this match, calling it unnecessary and such, but he asserted that this will have no effect on him in this match. Jake Smith needs that match to springboard his momentum to the very top of the mountain. He needs this match to get closer to the pinnacle of professional wrestling, and every time he has had the opportunity of doing so, he has failed.
Flannery McCoy: You are very correct. Jake Smith and the Insurgency haven’t found a lot of success throughout the majority of this season and this match, either it is Limmy Monaghan or Jake Smith that walks out victorious, will be the perfect step in the right direction for Insurgency.
Stew-O: And it looks like two-thirds of Insurgency will be locking horns to start this match!
( Jake Smith intentionally steps towards Tyler Parker and brushes his shoulder before he climbs onto the apron, steps through the ropes and enters the ring. He spreads his arms around the ring before posing on the stage and bringing in the boos. His theme song dies out as “Howl Of The Departed by Nobuo Uematsu echoes throughout the Cairo International Stadium. )
Stephie Love: AND FROM BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA, WEIGHING IN AT 224 POUNDS.. REPRESENTING INSURGENCY.. HE IS “THE ICON OF SIN”, LIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MONAGHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Flannery McCoy: In addition to Jake Smith hoping to avenge his Pain For Pride loss against Xander Payne by revisiting it a month from now, Limmy Monaghan hopes to do the same. The last time Monaghan and the world champion went toe-to-toe, Monaghan promised that the next time they would wrestle each other, he would take that championship away from him. The No Way Out Match is the perfect opportunity to make that promise come to life.
Stew-O: This is going to be an interesting start to the match as Limmy Monaghan and Jake Smith will be throwing it down to start what will be a wonderful main event. However, it doesn’t matter whether it is Jake Smith or Limmy Monaghan, they are here to make sure it is one of them. By hook or by crook, Insurgency will walk out of this match with that prize in their clutch irrelevant of whoever steps in their way.
( After Limmy Monaghan and Jake Smith are forced to go toe-to-toe in the center of the ring, the large structure begins descending fully to where it should be. The four small cells containing Charlie Marr, Lethal Consequences, Impact ,and Chris Elite are lifted up by the chains. Tyler Parker signals for the bell. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Flannery McCoy: An interesting dynamic to start this match as both Insurgency stablemates begin this match. This is arguably one of the biggest matches to ever grace the likes of Limmy Monaghan and Jake Smith throughout this entire season and we all know that these two men are itching and scratching to walk into Pain For Pride 14 with such a lucrative opportunity. A championship opportunity is up for grabs here and with the principle of it being every man for himself, Limmy Monaghan and Jake Smith would’ve had to fight it out in this match eventually, but no one expected for them to start this match together.
Jake Mercer: My name twin and Theron Nikolas sus impostor are circling the perimeters of the ring before they engage in a collar-and-elbow tie-up! A friendly scuffle between the founding members of Insurgency! Smith attempts to muscle Monaghan into the corner! Monaghan sees the exposed turnbuckles from behind and turns it around. Monaghan rebounds him off and into the ropes! Monaghan jumps down! Smith leapfrogs over! Monaghan receives him off the rebound for an arm drag! SMITH COUNTERS IN MID-AIR AND CONVERTS THAT ARM DRAG INTO A HEADLOCK TAKEDOWN!! Smith with a smooth transition, but all that doesn’t last as Monaghan gets the leg scissors on the headlock. Smith kicks out of the leg scissors, freeing himself of his legs as MONAGHAN KIPS-UP TO HIS FEET IN RESPONSE!!
Stew-O: Both men showing off their athletic ability in the beginning of this match as Smith now comes off the ropes! SMITH SWINGS FOR A PUNCH!! MONAGHAN COUNTERS IT!! HE HOOKS HIS ARMS, MOVES AROUND HIS WAIST AND SUCCESSFULLY GROUNDS HIM WITH AN ARMDRAG!! SMITH WINDS UP TO HIS FEET AND GETS TAKEN DOWN WITH ANOTHER ARMDRAG!! TWO CONSECUTIVE ARM DRAGS AS MONAGHAN WHIPS SMITH INTO THE ROPES!! MONAGHAN LEAPFROGS OVER THE INBOUND JAKE SMITH!! Smith ducks the leapfrog, but he grabs Monaghan’s waist from behind as he landed from that leapfrog! Standing switch from Monaghan! He pushes him into the ropes, Smith holds onto the top rope for dear life while Monaghan is forced to roll backwards into the center of that ring! Monaghan rolls into a kneeling position as SMITH EXPLODES OUT OF THE ROPES!!
AND HE CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK RIGHT ACROSS THE CHIN OF MONAGHAN!
( Jake Smith goes for his patented superkick, however, out of respect, he lightly places his foot across his neck instead. )
Stew-O: Jake Smith, surprisingly with a sign of respect towards his opponent-slash-comrad, as he hesitated from connecting with that superkick at the last second. Smith merely lightly places his foot onto the right of his neck, staring right into the eyes of Limmy, demonstrating to Monaghan that he almost had him out like a light right then and there! Smith lifts his foot off as both men start fighting once again! Monaghan is more aggressive now as he comes around the waist and picks him up by it! Waist takedown as he hovers around and gets the front facelock. Smith powers out and gets Monaghan against the rope! Monaghan rebounds off the ropes and comes charging into Smith! SMITH POWERS INTO HIM AND BAMBOOZLES HIM WITH A MEATY SHOULDER BLOCK!! MONAGHAN GETS GROUNDED, BUT HE IMMEDIATELY KIPS-UP BACK TO HIS FEET!! SMITH IS NOT SURPRISED AT ALL AS HE NOW BRUSHES HIS SHOULDERS BEFORE COMING OFF THE ROPES ONCE AGAIN!! HE GOES FOR ANOTHER SHOULDER BLOCK-
Flannery McCoy: Monaghan sprints to the side, rebounds off the ropes and sends Smith down onto his behind with a shoulder tackle of his own! Both men are jockeying for position in this match as we are minutes away from the third competitor from throwing his hat into the ring! Monaghan connects with a spinning heel kick to the midsection of Smith, driving the air out of his chest as he comes off the ropes! Smith grabs his tights and pulls him back into him! Monaghan kicks his hands away and goes for a forearm. Smith ducks it and JUMPS UP FOR A GAMENGIRI KICK!! MONAGHAN COUNTERS IT BY GRABBING HIS FOOT!! HE PULLS HIM UP BY THE FOOT!! AND DROPS HIM INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX!!
Jake Mercer: NO!! SHOULDERS TO THE FACE AS SMITH IS ABLE TO FEND HIS WAY OUT OF THAT GERMAN SUPLEX!! HOWEVER, MONAGHAN DUCKS THE FINAL BACK SHOULDER STRIKE AND GOES FOR A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!! BUT IT IS TO NAVAIL AS SMITH STEPS DOWN ONTO ONE KNEE, CIRCLES THE WAIST AND RUNS IN AND OFF THE ROPES!! Limmy Monaghan with a well-placed forearm to the incoming Jake Smith as he rebounds off the second rope! MONAGHAN CHOREOGRAPHS A BACK BODY DROP-
THE FAMOUS LAST WORDS!! THE FAMOUS LAST WORDS!
Stew-O: WAIT. NO!! Jake Smith hooked both of his arms and nearly connected with his modified double underhook DDT, but Limmy shakes him off! Smith comes off the ropes and goes for a yakuza kick! Limmy side steps it! LIMMY SWINGS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! SMITH DUCKS IT, BUT LIMMY IMMEDIATELY ATTEMPTS A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE JAW!! BUT TWO SWINGS AND TWO MISSES AS SMITH DUCKS THAT AS WELL!! SMITH WITH A SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…
Jake Mercer: LIMMY DUCKS THAT AND GRABS HIM FROM THE HEAD!! WHAT THE!!? THE POWER OF THE DEATH KING AS HE THROWS SMITH OVER ONTO HIS CHEST WITH A REVERSE JUDO TAKEDOWN!!!! AND NOW HAS SMITH DOWN ONTO BOTH KNEES!! LIMMY CHARGES INTO HIM OFF THE ROPES!! AND LANDS A BEAUTIFUL ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD!!!
( However, just like from earlier, Limmy Monaghan hesitates to land the roundhouse kick, as he returns the favour and ends up placing his foot onto the side of his head. )
Flannery McCoy: Both of these Insurgency stablemates are either hesitating to put each other down, or are just doing this out of respect! Limmy Monaghan could’ve laid Jake Smith out with that huge roundhouse kick to the side of the head, but he elected on not doing so! He returns the favour from earlier of Smith hesitating to hit with that flush superkick. Smith brushes his foot away as both reset their stances with a collar-and-elbow tie-up! BUT SMITH PSYCHES HIM AND GOES AROUND THE WAIST!! HE HOISTS HIM UP FOR THE BACK SUPLEX!! BUT MONAGHAN FLIPS ONTO HIS FEET!! AND IS MET WITH A NASTY BACK ELBOW SHOT TO THE FACE!! MONAGHAN IS SWAYING SIDE TO SIDE, BACK AND FORTH AS SMITH NOW RUNS OFF THE ROPES!
Jake Mercer: What a great exchange between these two competitors as SMITH CHARGES INTO MONAGHAN LIKE A MACK TRUCK!! AND MONAGHAN EXPLODES OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A SENSATIONAL DROPKICK!! DID YOU SEE THE HEIGHT MONAGHAN GOT OUT OF THAT DROPKICK!! MONAGHAN WITH ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DROPKICKS IN THE GAME AS THAT SURELY HAS TURNED SMITH’S WORLD INSIDE OUT! ABSOLUTELY PHENOMENAL AS THINGS START SLOWING DOWN IN THIS MATCH!! MONAGHAN REELS INTO THE ROPES AS SMITH GETS INTO THE CORNER ONCE AGAIN!!! MONAGHAN CHARGES INTO SMITH!! SMITH MEETS HIM HALFWAY AND HOISTS HIM UP INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY!! AND DRIVES HIM DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF HIS NECK ONTO HIS KNEE WITH THE USHIGOROSHI NECKBREAKER AS LIMMY MONAGHAN IS DOWN!
Stew-O: Man down as Jake Smith comes out of nowhere with that Ushigoroshi counter! Smith is still calibrating himself after being grounded with that dropkick as Monaghan is staggered. Smith pulls him up to his feet. He stomps on his left foot, kicks him in the face, lands a forearm smash and sweeps his leg- LIMMY MONAGHAN SHOOTS UP INTO THE AIR AND FLATTENS HIS HEAD WITH A LEG DROP TO COUNTER THE LEG SWEEP!! WHAT A COUNTER! Smith is down onto both knees as Monaghan goes onto the attack! KICK TO THE FACE!! ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE CHEST!! FINISHED OFF WITH A SUPERKICK!! BUT SMITH GRABS HIS FOOT!! AND SPINS HIM AROUND!
Jake Mercer: SMITH WITH A FLUSH SUPERKICK TO THE JAW!! NO!! MONAGHAN GRABS HIS FOOT AS WELL AND SPINS HIM AROUND!! HE WRENCHES HIS HEAD AND HEADBUTTS IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN! BOTH MEN ARE NOT RELENTING NOW AS MONAGHAN IS JUST DEVASTATING HIS STABLEMATE WITH CONSECUTIVE HEADBUTTS TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!! MONAGHAN CONNECTS WITH ONE FINAL HEADBUTT AS SMITH IS DOWN ONTO ONE KNEE!! Monaghan with a superkick to the kneeling Smith as he now pulls him up to his feet and grabs his neck!
Stew-O: HE GRABS HIS HEAD FOR THE NECKBREAKER!! BUT HE DOESN’T GO FOR IT AS HE LETS GO AND SPINS AROUND FOR THE FOREARM SMASH!! HIBERNIAN DAGGER!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: MONAGHAN FALLS TO THE FLOOR AS HE GETS STUNNED WITH A HUGE GAMENGIRI KICK TO THE LEFT EAR, COURTESY OF JAKE SMITH!! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN-AND-OUT AND TAKE IN THAT THIS MATCH IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO FULL STRETCH YET!!
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(The lights dim and a spotlight focuses on the first cell to lower from the structure.)
Flannery McCoy: The first cell has descended onto the scene as it is Chris Elite who enters this match! However, Limmy Monaghan and Jake Smith realize this and double team him! Jake blocks Elite from entering the ring while Monaghan blindsides him from his left! Monaghan tries to force him back into his cell like a rabid animal, but it is to no avail as Elite grabs Monaghan by the arm and whips him face first into the bars! Monaghan gets the first taste of steel in this match, and ELITE GETS THE SECOND TASTE AS JAKE COMES FROM BEHIND AND PUSHES HIM INTO THE STEEL BARS AS WELL!! SMITH IS PISSED OFF AS HE GRABS ELITE AND THROWS HIM BACK INTO THE CELL!
Stew-O: Elite slides into the cell to soften the impact. Jake tries to close the door, but is electronically locked, but I don’t think Jake knows! Jake Smith is trying to eliminate his presence as Elite is dangling from the ceiling of his cage! WHAT THE!! HE IS JUST SWINGING BACK AND FORTH ON THE BARS AS SMITH LOOKS UP!! AND ELITE SWINGS OFF THE BARS!! AND NAILS HIM WITH A NASTY KICK TO THE FACE!! SMITH REELS INTO MONAGHAN AS LIMMY NOW GRABS ELITE AND THROWS HIM ONTO THE ROPES!! ELITE REBOUNDS OFF THE SECOND ROPE!! AND LAUNCHES HIMSELF ONTO LIMMY MONAGHAN AND JAKE SMITH WITH A SENSATIONAL SECOND-ROPE MOONSAULT!! ELITE NOW THROWS JAKE SMITH INTO THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: Remember, there are no pinfalls allowed in this match until everyone is in the match! CHRIS ELITE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE!! AND TURNS JAKE SMITH INSIDE OUT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH A VICIOUS SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE!! Limmy Monaghan recovers near Chris Elite’s cell as Chris Elite lays the beating onto the so-called Industry Ruler! Elite stomps his chest in the corner before grabbing him and Irish whipping him into the ropes! Chris Elite receives Jake off the rebound! JAKE WITH A KICK TO THE FACE!! ELITE IS STUNNED AS JAKE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AGAIN!! JAKE JUMPS UP FOR A YAKUZA KICK! BUT ELITE DUCKS DOWN, ROLLS HIM UP WITH A SCHOOL-BOY, CARTWHEELS UP TO HIS FEET, AND CLOCKS THE SEATED SMITH WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK!! WHAT A SEQUENCE AS ELITE NOW PULLS SMITH UP TO HIS FEET!
Stew-O: Jake Smith is momentarily stunned as he is down onto one knee! Chris Elite signals for something huge as he jumps and flips into the ropes! HANDSPRING…. WAIT!! JAKE SMITH GRABS HIM IN MID-AIR AND ATTEMPTS THE HALF AND HALF SUPLEX!! BUT ELITE MANAGES TO FLIP RIGHT ONTO HIS FEET LIKE A CAT!! WHAT ATHLETICISM AS SMITH DOESN’T REALIZE IT!! SMITH TURNS AROUND AND GETS MET WITH BOX OFFICE SMASH!! NO!! BOX OFFICE SMASH MISSES AS SMITH SWINGS HIS FOOT AWAY, KICKS HIS MIDSECTION AND HOISTS HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!!
Jake Mercer: CHRIS ELITE COUNTERS THE POWERBOMB INTO A SIT-OUT FACEBUSTER!! A TREMENDOUS COUNTER FROM BIG BHRIS ELITE AS ELITE IMMEDIATELY BACKFLIPS THROUGH THE ROPES AND ONTO THE APRON!! AND HE SOARS OFF THE APRON AND CATCHES MONAGHAN FROM BELOW!! AND FLOORS HIM WITH A MOONSAULT OVER ONTO THE EXPOSED FLOOR!!! ELITE HAMMERS THE BARS TO HYPE HIMSELF UP AS HE TURNS AROUND AND JUMPS ONTO THE APRON! ELITE LOOKS TO GO AIRBORNE ONCE AGAIN ONTO JAKE SMITH!!
Stew-O: BUT LIMMY MONAGHAN GETS REVENGE AND NAILS ELITE’S LEFT FOOT WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! ELITE IS ABLE TO LAND HIS OTHER FOOT ONTO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD!! MONAGHAN IS DOWN ONTO ONE KNEE AS ELITE CHOOSES TO STEP THROUGH THE ROPES!! BUT JAKE SMITH GRABS HIS LEG AND CONNECTS WITH A DRAGON TWIST IN THE ROPES!! BOTH MEN TARGETS BOTH LEGS AS MONAGHAN GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND DETACHES ELITE FROM THE APRON!
Flannery McCoy: Jake Smith with a smile on his face as he starts backpedalling into the other side of the ring. Monaghan has Elite in an electric chair position at ringside here as Smith runs the ropes!! SMITH RUNS THE ROPES AND SHOOTS THROUGH THEM!! WITH A SUICIDE DIVE THAT SENDS ELITE CRASHING INTO THE STRUCTURE’S WALL!! MONAGHAN ADDS EVEN MORE IMPACT WITH THE ELECTRIC CHAIR AS INSURGENCY HAS SUCCESSFULLY TAKEN OUT CHRIS ELITE!! WHAT A SUICIDE DIVE INTO THE PRISON BARS!!
Stew-O: Insurgency looks to inflict more damage onto Chris Elite as they throw him back into the squared circle. They still have no ability to pin or submit the man, so all they can do is just water him down. Limmy Monaghan mounts Elite and implements the ground and pound onto the former World Champion! Monaghan is just chipping away at Elite, while Smith comes off the ropes! AND DRILLS HIS KNEE INTO THE MIDSECTION WITH A KNEE DROP!! Monaghan turns Elite over onto his back and starts clubbing his skull as Smith now comes off the ropes!! AND DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO THE BACK OF CHRIS ELITE WITH ANOTHER KNEE DROP!! This is a smart tactic from Insurgency! Monaghan is keeping Elite down on the ground while Smith is freely landing those knee drops with perfection. Monaghan deadlifts Elite off the ground into a suplex! JAKE SUPERKICKS HIS ELITE’S HEAD IN THE SUPLEX AND MONAGHAN DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A BRUTAL BRAINBUSTER!
Flannery McCoy: This is hard to watch! They are just maiming Chris Elite with the two-on-one advantage! Both Insurgency faces have smirks on their face as they are getting way too comfortable and confident in this match. However, they both recognize that they need to take advantage of every second possible that they have in order to weaken down the force that is Chris Elite. Both competitors now trade stomps in the corner turnbuckles! Jake Smith tramples onto the former World Champion with foot stomps before he switches with Limmy Monaghan! Both men continue to trade stomps before Smith pulls Elite up to his feet! Smith turns him around! AND HE SENDS HIM THREE-THIRDS ACROSS THE RING WITH A DEVASTATING HALF-AND-HALF SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: INSURGENCY ISN’T DONE YET!! LIMMY MONAGHAN PULLS HIM INTO A DRAGON SUPLEX!! AND HE SPIKES CHRIS ELITE DOWN INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!! ABSOLUTE DOMINANCE FROM TWO-THIRDS OF INSURGENCY AS JAKE SMITH AND LIMMY MONAGHAN HAS TAKEN COMMAND OF THIS MATCH!! Smith now muscles Elite into the corner and stands on the second turnbuckle over him! AND HE STARTS SENDING A RAINFALL OF PUNCHES DOWN ONTO THE FACE OF CHRIS ELITE AGAINST THE CORNER!! ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!! FOUR!! FIVE!!! SIX!! SEVEN!!! EIGH-
Flannery McCoy: ELITE GETS OUT OF THE CORNER AND TAKES JAKE SMITH’S BALANCE OUT FROM DOWN UNDER!! SMITH GOES FACE FIRST ONTO THE EXPOSED TOP TURNBUCKLE AND STUMBLES THROUGH THE ROPES AND OUT OF THE RING!! ELITE PULLS HIM UP TO HIS FEET BUT HE IS MET WITH A YAKUZA KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! PUBLIC BEHEADING COURTESY OF OUR FORMER EAW PURE CHAMPION AS MONAGHAN COMES FROM THE ROPES!! HE RUNS TO THE CORNER AND SQUASHES CHRIS ELITE IN THE CORNER WITH A HUGE CORNER EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!
Stew-O: Monaghan now begins to stomp him down in the corner once again before picking him up and positioning Elite on the top turnbuckle. Monaghan looks to do what Jake Smith failed to do earlier as both men are in a precarious position on the exposed turnbuckle! Elite is seated on the top turnbuckle, while Monaghan is standing over him, sending down punches in the process.
Monaghan grabs him by the arm and pulls him up to bring him up to his level! Elite is fatigued from the beating he has taken in this match. Both men are on the same level as they stand on the top turnbuckle! THIS MAY NOT END WELL!
Jake Mercer: MONAGHAN JUMPS IN THE AIR AND GETS THE FRONT HEADSCISSORS!! AND SENDS ELITE EXPLODING ONTO THE CENTER OF THE CANVAS WITH A SENSATIONAL SUPER HURRICANRANA!
( Chris Elite flips and lands onto his feet off the avalanche hurricanrana. After Monaghan falls to the canvas, he turns his head around and looks at an unfazed Elite with shock.
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE MANAGES TO LAND ON HIS FEET!! LOOK AT THE FACE OF LIMMY MONAGHAN!! LIMMY MONAGHAN CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! LIMMY MONAGHAN PULLS HIM UP BY THE ROPES WITH AN EPIC STARE DOWN BETWEEN THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION AND PURE CHAMPION IN THE RING BEFORE LIMMY CHARGES INTO HIM!! ELITE DODGES HIM!! SMITH COMES FROM BEHIND AND GOES FOR A CLUBBING BLOW FROM BEHIND!! ELITE MANAGES TO DODGE THAT!! INSURGENCY SWINGS AT HIM, BUT IT IS IN VAIN AS ELITE JUMPS UP WITH INTENT FOR THE HEADSCISSORS!! AND HE TAKES BOTH MONAGHAN AND SMITH WITH A HURRICANRAN!! ELITE NOW KIPS-UP AND JUMPS INTO THE ROPES!! MONAGHAN AND SMITH ARE OUT OF THEIR ELEMENT NOW AS ELITE HANDSPRINGS OFF THE ROPES!! AND FLOORS BOTH INSURGENCY MEMBERS WITH A HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW!!
Jake Mercer: Insurgency is laid out with a two-for-one special handspring back elbow as Jake Smith and Limmy Monaghan regroup in one corner of the ring. Chris Elite slides into the opposite corner, gets some distance from his only opponents in this No Way Out match as the clock starts ticking! Tyler Parker at ringside signals for the next person to come out!
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(The lights dim and a spotlight focuses on the second cell to lower from the structure.)
Stew-O: CHARLIE MARR IS IN THIS MATCH!! This is not a good point in time for Insurgency as the numbers game has evened up! However, that advantage will be most efficient if Charlie Marr cooperates with Elite, which I don’t think anyone expects that to happen! AND HE KICKS ELITE RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH A BICYCLE KICK THE SECOND HE GETS INTO THE RING!! LIMMY CHARGES OUT FROM THE CORNER AND GETS MET WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE!! LIMMY GETS TURNED INSIDE OUT AS JAKE SMITH COMES OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! SMITH SPREAD HIS ARMS AND ATTEMPTS TO FLATTEN MARR WITH THE CROSSBODY, BUT TO NO AVAIL AS MARR CATCHES HIM!! AND SLAMS HIM DOWN WITH A FRONT POWERSLAM!!!! MARR GETS UP TO HIS FEET AND TARGETS CHRIS ELITE!
Flannery McCoy: MARR NOW STARTS CHARGING INTO ELITE!! AND HE SQUASHES ELITE IN THE CORNER WITH AN EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!! MARR THEN TARGETS SMITH AND UPPERCUTS HIM INTO A CORNER!! AND UPPERCUTS LIMMY MONAGHAN INTO A CORNER OF HIS OWN!! MARR WITH A SMIRK ON HIS FACE AS HE STARTS REPEATING THE PROCESS!! UPPERCUT TO ELITE!! UPPERCUT TO LMMY!! UPPERCUT TO SMITH!!! UPPERCUT TO ELITE!! UPPERCUT TO LIMMY!! UPPERCUT TO SMITH!! UPPERCUT TO LIMM-
Stew-O: LIMMY DRIVES MARR INTO THE CANVAS HALFWAY THROUGH HIS CHARGE WITH A SLING BLADE!! MARR REELS INTO THE CORNER AS IT IS NOW LIMMY’S TURN!! LIMMY MONAGHAN RUNS THE ROPES AND DRIVES HIS FEET INTO THE FACE OF CHRIS ELITE WITH A HESITATION DROPKICK!! HE WINDS UP TO HIS FEET AND JUMPS INTO THE AIR TOWARDS MARR!! AND CONNECTS WITH THE DROPKICK IN THE CORNER!! Limmy Monaghan turns around and charges into Chris Elite once again!
Jake Mercer: OPEN YA MATA!! OPEN YA MATA!! ELITE CLOCKS LIMMY CLEAN IN THE JAW WITH HIS JUMPING KNEE STRIKE!! MONAGHAN REELS INTO THE CORNER AS ELITE NOW IS ON THE CHARGE!! ELITE WITH THE DOUBLE KNEE INTO CHARLIE MARR IN THE CORNER!! AND WITH THE DOUBLE KNEES INTO LIMMY MONAGHAN INTO THE CORNER!! TWO HAWK EM’S HE TURNS AROUND AND GOES FOR JAKE SMITH!! THE DOUBLE KNEE METEORA IN THE CORNER! HAWK EM!!!!
Stew-O: HUH? SMITH DUCKED UNDER AT THE RIGHT MOMENT AND ROLLS ELITE UP!! HE DEADLIFTS OFF THE CANVAS INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!! AND SPINS HIM AROUND!! AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE CANVAS WITH A SPINNING RELEASE POWERBOMB!! The Industry Ruler plants Smith in the ring as he gets up to his feet! MARR KICKS THE KNEE!! SMITH IS DOWN ONTO ONE KNEE AS MARR GRABS HIS HEAD!! AND HE SPIKES SMITH ONTO THE TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH A KNEELING SNAP DDT!! SMITH MIGHT HAVE BROKEN HIS NECK ON THAT DDT!
Jake Mercer: Marr gets up to his fee- LIMMY MONAGHAN SOARS INTO THE AIR AND BREAKS HIS BACK IN HALF WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!!! YOUR ETERNAL REWARD AS MONAGHAN NOW GRABS MARR BY THE TIGHTS AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!! Marr with a hard fall to the outside floor as I don’t think Monaghan is done with him yet!! Chris Elite and Jake Smith are on their own sides of the ring as Monaghan runs the ropes! Charlie Marr has just gotten up to his feet! LIMMY MONAGHAN SOARS THROUGH THE ROPES!! AND GOES FOR THE SUICIDE DIVE ONCE AGAIN!
Stew-O: CHARLIE MARR CATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR!! AND PLOPS HIM ONTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING WITH A X-PLEX RELEASE SUPLEX!! THE FLIPPING SUPLEX AS LIMMY MONAGHAN SCREAMS IN PAIN!! AND LOOK!! JAKE SMITH SLIDES INTO THE RING AND LOOKS TO AVENGE HIS PARTNER!! SMITH RUNS THE ROPES AND GOES FOR A TOPE SUICIDA!! MARR LOOKS UP AND CAN’T DEFEND HIMSELF!
Flannery McCoy: ELITE WITH A SPANISH FLY!!! ELITE INTERCEPTED SMITH AND DROVE HIM INTO THE CANVAS WITH THE STANDING SPANISH FLY!!! ELITE NOW KIPS-UP ONTO HIS FEET AS HE TURNS AROUND!! LOOK!! LOOK!! CHARLIE MARR LAUNCHES HIMSELF ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND LAUNCHES HIMSELF OFF IT!! FLYING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!! NO!! ELITE COUNTERS IN MID-AIR AND PLANTS HIM WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!! WHAT A COUNTER AS ELITE GETS HIM UP TO HIS FEET!! ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER!! FUSION DANCE!
Stew-O: LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH THE SILENT WHISPER!! ELITE LETS GO OF CHARLIE MARR AS MONAGHAN CAME FROM THE SIDE WITH THE THRUST KICK!! Limmy Monaghan pulls Elite up to his feet and poses from behind! He screams and spreads his arms out before grabbing his wrist! HE SPINS HIM AROUND!! THE BLADE OF INSURGENCE II!!!!
Jake Mercer: ELITE GRABS HIS ARMS AND FLIPS OVER IT!! HE FREES HIMSELF FROM THE RIPCORD LARIAT AND KICKS THE MIDSECTION!! AND CONNECTS WITH THE AXE
KICK TO THE HEAD!! Limmy Monaghan lands his head ugly onto the canvas as Elite now comes off the ropes! AND HE LANDS A STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS ONTO LIMMY MONAGHAN!! ELITE THEN ROLLS INTO THE CANVAS, JUMPS UP ONTO THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE!! AND HE FLATTENS THE KING OF DEATH WITH A SECOND-ROPE PHOENIX SPLASH! SENSATIONAL COMBINATION FROM ELITE!!
Stew-O: Chris Elite quickly gets up to his feet and concentrates his attention back onto Charlie Marr! Marr has finally been able to get up to his feet but he turns around into Elite! Elite clobbers him with a combination of jabs, kicks the midsection, kicks the face, connects with a back hand, and goes for a lariat! HE’S GOING FOR THE FIVE BOROUGH COMEBO! BUT MARR KICKS THE MIDSECTION!! KICK THE FACT!! AND GOES FOR HIS DISCUS CLOTHESLINE!
Flannery McCoy: CHARING CROSS!! CHARING CROSS!!
Jake Mercer: NO!! ELITE WITH A FRONT ROLL EVASION AS HE FRONT FLIPS FORWARD!! AND HE GETS MARR FROZEN IN THE HEADSCISSORS AS HE TURNED AROUND! WAIT!! MARR PICKS HIM UP OFF THE HEADSCISSORS AND THROWS HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! MARR IS LOOKING TO STEAL A MOVE OUT OF ELITE’S PLAYBOOK AND LAWN DART HIM ACROSS THE RING!!
Flannery McCoy: Jake comes out of nowhere and yanks Chris Elite off Charlie Marr’s shoulders! Elite turns around and gets flushed with a superkick! Flush superkick from Jake Smith as Charlie Marr comes from behind! MARR WITH HIS DISCUS CLOTHESLINE!! A SWING AND A MISS AS SMITH SIDESTEPPED IT!! MARR TURNS AROUND!! AND SMITH CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK!!
Jake Mercer: MARR DUCKS IT AND ROLLS HIM UP INTO A SCHOOL BOY!! WITH THIS, SMITH GETS CAUGHT UP IN THE ROPES!! SMITH IS SUSPENDED FROM THE ROPES AS MARR GRABS HIS HEAD!! THE LAST JUDGMENT!! THE ROPE HUNG DDT IN THE ROPES CONNECT-
Stew-O: WAIT A SECOND?? SMITH STAYS PUT ON THE ROPES AS MARR WENT FOR THE DDT AND INSTEAD, WENT CRASHING HEAD FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS!
( The camera shows Limmy Monaghan holding onto Smith’s leg, preventing him from being on the receiving end of Charlie Marr’s Last Judgment rope-hung DDT. )
Jake Mercer: BRILLIANT!! MONAGHAN HELPING OUT HIS HUSBAND AS JAKE SMITH DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE JUST AVOIDED!! Charlie Marr grabs the back of his head in pain as Monaghan tells Jake Smith to get him! SMITH PLACES BOTH HANDS ON THE TOP ROPE AND PULLS ALL OF HIS BODY WEIGHT OVER IT!! CHARLIE MARR HAS GOTTEN UP FROM BOTH KNEES AS JAKE SMITH SLINGSHOTS HIMSELF OVER THE TOP ROPE! AND GOES FOR THE HELL ABOVE!! THE SLINGSHOT FLIP PILEDRIVER!!
( Charlie Marr falls to the side while Chris Elite runs up and jumps towards Jake Smith. )
Flannery McCoy: SMITH INTO THE WALL!! MARR SIDESTEPPED HIM AS ELITE LEAPS UPWARDS AT THE SAME TIME!! SMITH GOES CRASHING INTO THE PRISON BARS AS ELITE BURSTED RIGHT THROUGH WITH A DYNAMITE DROPKICK!! WHAT AN EXPLOSIVE DROPKICK AS SMITH JUST CRASHED RIGHT INTO THAT WALL OF PRISON BARS!! Jake Smith slides down the bars, not even moving an inch as Limmy Monaghan can’t believe what he has just seen! Elite pulls himself up onto the apron, talking down onto the now deceased Jake Smith.
Jake Mercer: Chris Elite with a big smirk planted on his face as he may have just murdered Jake Smith’s chances of going to Pain For Pride, as long as his soul! Charlie Marr is recuperating on the other side of the structure, where Impact and Lethal Consequences’ cells are located. Elite goes to enter the ring, but LIMMY MONAGHAN JUMPS ONTO THE APRON AND PUSHES HIM FACE-FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST ON THE APRON!! ELITE HOLDS HIS NECK IN PAIN AS MONAGHAN PULLS ON HIS TIGHTS AND REPEATEDLY THRUSTS HIM INTO THE APRON OVER-AND-OVER AGAIN!! MONAGHAN IS AVENGING HIS DECEASED SPOUSE AS HE NOW PULLS HIM IN!
Flannery McCoy: MONAGHAN GRABS HIM FROM THE NECK FROM BEHIND…. AND HE DROPS HIM OVER WITH THE SNAP SLEEPER SUPLEX ONTO THE APRON!!! CUTTHROAT SUPLEX INBOUND!!
Stew-O: BUT CHRIS ELITE IS ABLE TO BEAUTIFULLY COUNTER MONAGHAN’S MOVE ONCE AGAIN AND LANDS ON HIS FEET OFF THAT CUTTHROAT SUPLEX!! Monaghan is oblivious of the counter as he turns around! Elite charges into Monaghan! Monaghan grabs Elite, but Elite moves around in tilt-a-whirl fashion! ELITE USES THE ROPES AS HE COMES OFF THE TILT-A-WHIRL, SLINGSHOTS HIMSELF AND MONAGHAN OFF THE ROPES AND INTO THE RING!! IN RESULT, MONAGHAN FLIPS OVER AND ELITE HOLDS ONTO HIM AND HAS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS!! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WAY TO GET HIM INTO THE RING AS MONAGHAN IS UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!! ELITE RUNS WITH HIM!! AND SENDS MONAGHAN FACE-FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED SECOND TURNBUCKLE WITH A LAWN DART TOSS!! MONAGHAN GRABS HIS FACE IN PAIN!!
Flannery McCoy: TYLER PARKER SIGNALS FOR THE FIFTH COMPETITOR IN THIS MATCH!! WHO WILL IT BE!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES OR IMPACT!
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(The lights dim and a spotlight focuses on the third cell to lower from the structure.)
Jake Mercer: THE LEADER OF THE IMPACT ZONE IS HERE!! Chris Elite continues to focus on Limmy Monaghan as Impact steps off his cell. Jake Smith is in a slugged position against the cell wall, far from anyone to touch him. Impact and Charlie Marr lock eyes down below on the concrete floor. Impact simply walks past him before MARR TURNS HIM AROUND AND CLOCKS HIM RIGHT IN A JAW!! MARR IS UNLOADING PUNCH AFTER PUNCH ONTO IMPACT!! MARR SPINS AROUND!! DISCUS PUNCH!! BUT IMPACT BLOCKS IT AND STARTS UNLOADING PUNCHES OF HIS OWN!! AND MARR STOPS HIM IN HIS TRACKS WITH A KICK TO THE KNEE!! IT IS EFFECTIVE TO KICK OLD MEN IN THEIR KNEES, BUT IMPACT IS SIMPLY BUILD DIFFERENT!
Flannery McCoy: Well it worked as Impact is down on his knees. Charlie Marr changes course and climbs onto the apron. What is Charlie doing up there? CHARLIE SPRINTS ACROSS THE APRON AND JUMPS OFF!!! FOR THE FLYING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT ONTO THE MULTI-TIME WORLD CHAMPION!! AIR MARR!
( Impact simply walks to the side and Marr hits the ground. )
Impact: :troll:
Jake Mercer: AND MARR GOES CRASHING UNPROTECTED INTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!! IMPACT NONCHALANTLY STEPPED TO THE SIDE, NEGLECTING MARR AS MARR HAD NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO LAND UNPROTECTED INTO THE CANVAS!! WHAT BRILLIANCE FROM THE LEADER OF THE IMPACT ZONE AS IMPACT NOW LAYS HIS ATTENTION ONTO CHRIS ELITE AND LIMMY MONAGHAN! Elite and Monaghan continue to battle it out with a war of attrition in the ring and it looks like Impact is about to spoil the brawl!
Flannery McCoy: Charlie Marr was on the receiving end of a nasty fall on the exposed floor here as Impact slides into the ring! Chris Elite immediately charges into him! Impact stuffs him with a huge knee to the midsection. Elite reels into the center of the ring while Impact rebounds off the ropes and charges into him! Elite ducks him and comes off the ropes! Impact sees him coming and goes for a back body drop! ELITE GRABS HIS HEAD IN MID-AIR AND ROLLS HIM UP INTO AN INSIDE CRADLE! However, there are no pinfalls yet as Elite realizes this and instead rolls over him, grabs a handful of the lining of his tights and DEADLIFTS 221 POUNDS UP INTO THE AIR!! INTO A BRAINBUSTER!
Jake Mercer: NO!! Impact brilliantly escapes the suplex with knees to the crown of the head. Elite is forced to relinquish the suplex hold! Elite backs a few steps up towards the ropes as Impact charges into him! SPINNING WHEEL KICK!! ELITE DUCKS AND ROLLS INTO THE CANVAS!! IMPACT TURNS AROUND AND TIRES AT IT AGAIN!! BUT HE SEES ELITE COMING IN FOR A LARIAT!! IMPACT DUCKS IT, TURNS AROUND AND NAILS ELITE IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A PICTURE-PERFECT STEP-UP ENZIGURI!! RIGHT ON THE BUTTON AS ELITE STUMBLES UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE!!
Stew-O: Chris Elite gets put into another dimension with an enziguri as Impact turns around and sees Marr coming up onto the apron! IMPACT JUMPS ONTO THE ROPES, LAUNCHES OFF IT AND PUTS CHARLIE MARR BACK DOWN WITH A DROPKICK!! MARR SPLATTERS ONTO THE EXPOSED FLOOR AS IMPACT GOES BACK INTO THE DIRECTION OF ELITE! ELITE IS STILL RECOVERING FROM THAT ENZIGURI AS IMPACT LOOKS TO DO MORE DAMAGE!
Jake Mercer: ARMOUR BREAKAHHH!! Limmy Monaghan just teleported into the ring and nailed the heart of the Impact Zone with a devastating superkick! Impact is sent to the otherside of the ring with that superkick as Limmy turns around! Chris Elite rolls into the canvas! AND JUMPS OFF IT!! AND SPIKES LIMMY DOWN WITH A SIT-OUT FACEBUSTER!!! WAIT!! MONAGHAN STEPS BACK AND ELITE LOSES CONTROL OF THE CLUTCH!! Elite lands safely with a leg split, but MONAGHAN CLOCKS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK!! ANOTHER ARMOR BREAKER AS LIMMY LOOKS UP AT IMPACT!
Stew-O: IMPACT WITH A SHOTGUN DROPKICK THAT SENDS LIMMY MONAGHAN INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLES!! AND HE FLATTENS CHRIS ELITE FROM UNDERNEATH WITH A JUMPING SENTON BOMB AS HE CAME DOWN FROM THE DROPKICK!! IMPACT WITH A DOUBLE HOMICIDE AS IMPACT IS ON FIRE!! Impact is spreading his arms in the center of the ring as he should! Impact has dominated the squared circle the second he came in and he’s looking to do further damage! Impact looks to go down the same route as Jamie O’Hara did last year and win this to face Xander Payne at Pain For Pride 14.
Flannery McCoy: Impact pulls Chris Elite up to his feet! Chris Elite has had a great performance into this match and Impact looks to stifle it. Impact hooks the tights, lifts him up and drops him with a perfect snap suplex. He winds up to his feet, runs and jumps onto the second rope! AND HE LANDS FLIGHT SIGHTS ACROSS THE CHEST OF CHRIS ELITE!! 221 POUND MOONSAULT ONTO CHRIS ELITE AS IMPACT TURNS HIS FULL UNDIVIDED ATTENTION ONTO THE FORMER EAW PURE CHAMPION!!
Stew-O: Impact turns Limmy Monaghan around and scoops him up! MONAGHAN SLIDES DOWN HIS SHOULDERS AND ESCAPES OUT OF IT! Impact turns around and LIMMY GOES FOR ANOTHER ARMOUR BREAKER!! Impact grabs his foot and spins him around! AND DROPS HIM DOWN ONTO BOTH KNEES WITH A HEADBUTT! BLUNT FORCE HEADBUTT RIGHT THERE AS IMPACT PULLS HIM BY THE HAIR!! Impact with bad intents in his mind as he grabs his head and runs with it! AND GOES FOR THE RUNNING BULLDOG!
Jake Mercer: MONAGHAN PUSHES IMPACT OFF HIM AND IMPACT GOES JUMPING ONTO THE EXPOSED SECOND TURNBUCKLE!! THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME WENT GROIN-FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! I DON’T THINK HE’LL HAVE ANYMORE KIDS AT THIS POINT AS MONAGHAN GETS UP TO HIS FEET! Monaghan with a smile on his face! He pats himself on his shoulder before he grabs Impact on the turnbuckles. He pulls him off the second turnbuckle with his arms around the waist! AND HE DROPS IMPACT INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! THE POWER OF THE FORMER EAW PURE CHAMPION AS HE NOW STEPS THROUGH THE ROPES AND LOOKS TO GO INTO THE HIGHEST HEIGHTS!
Stew-O: Jake Smith is still nowhere to be seen in the action! I don’t even know where he is while Charlie Marr and Chris Elite are recuperating on opposite ends of the squared circle. Limmy Monaghan is perched on the top turnbuckle while Impact has emerged to his feet. The hall of famer is in trouble! LIMMY SOARS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! BUT LOOK! IMPACT CATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR!! HE FLIPS HIM OVER!! AND DROPS HIM DOWN ONTO HIS KNEE WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER!! ABSOLUTE POWER BY THE MOST WATCHED CHAMPION IN HISTORY AS MONAGHAN REELS OUT OF THE RING!! IMPACT LOOKING MORE CONFIDENT THAN EVER AS THE SEA OF COMPETITION IN THIS MATCH HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT BY THE MAN HIMSELF!
Flannery McCoy: CHARLIE MARR WITH A STEEL CHAIR TO THE BACK OF IMPACT’S HEAD!! Marr seemingly aggravated from the multiple times Impact put him down onto ringside and he is looking to get that revenge! Marr lifts up that steel chair and drops it over and over onto the back onto the hall of famer! Charlie Marr is pissed off as he grabs the steel chair and SLAMS IT ACROSS THE BACK OF MONAGHAN!! AND HE TURNS HIS ATTENTION ONTO CHRIS ELITE AND DEPOSITS IT ONTO THE LOWER BACK OF CHRIS ELITE!! CHARLIE MARR IS TAKING THIS MATCH TO THE NEXT LEVEL OF VIOLENCE AS HE SEES JAKE SMITH!! AND HE THROWS THE STEEL CHAIR INTO HIS FACE AT RINGSIDE!!! ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL!
Stew-O: Marr steps through the ropes and onto ringside. He pulls up the apron sheets and pulls out more steel chairs! Marr throws steel chairs after the other into the center of the ring. He brings an estimated amount of 10 steel chairs into the ring as he focuses his attention onto Impact. Marr slides beneath the bottom rope and pulls him up to his feet. Both men are standing over the pile of steel chairs as Marr hooks both arms! MARR IS LOOKING FOR THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT ONTO THE PILE OF STEEL CHAIRS!
Jake Mercer: MARR IS GOING FOR THE QUEEN IS DEAD!! BUT IMPACT GRABS HIS LEGS AND TAKES HIM DOWN BY THEM!! MARR GOES CRASHING INTO THE STEEL CHAIRS AS IMPACT HAS BOTH LEGS IN THE CLUTCH!! AND HE TURNS HIM AROUND AND PUTS HIM INTO THE WALLS OF IMPACT!! IMPACT WITH THE WALLS OF IMPACT CINCHED IN ONTO THE PILE OF STEEL CHAIRS! I DON’T EVEN THINK HE CARES ABOUT HOW THERE IS NO PINFALLS OR SUBMISSIONS, HE JUST WANTS TO MAKE HIS OPPONENTS FEEL THE PAIN!!
Flannery McCoy: LIMMY GETS UP TO HIS FEET!! AND NAILS IMPACT IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH SILENT WHISPER!! Impact relinquishes the Walls Of Impact as a result of that hook thrust kick to the side of the head as Limmy pulls Impact up to his feet! Limmy hooks the arm! AND HE LIFTS HIM UP!! AND HE LOOKS TO DRILL IMPACT’S HEAD INTO THE STEEL CHAIRS WITH SHINIGAMI!! THE SINGLE UNDERHOOK LIFTING DDT!
Stew-O: CHARLIE MARR GRABS IMPACT’S LEGS AND PULLS HIM OFF LIMMY’S HANDS!! LIMMY IS CONFUSED AS MARR KICKS THE MIDSECTION! HOOKS BOTH ARMS!! AND DRILLS LIMMY ONTO THE STEEL CHAIRS WITH THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT!! THE QUEEN IS DEAD AS LIMMY MIGHT BE DEAD AS WELL!! However, both competitors took a huge hit on the steel chairs as Marr still went back first into the steel chairs with the DDT! Marr gets up to his feet and immediately attacks Impact!
Flannery McCoy: Charlie Marr wants Impact as he kicks the midsection and goes for the Queen Is Dead! IMPACT COUNTERS AND SPINS HIM AROUND!! FULL NELSON FACEBUSTER!!!! NO IMPACT FUMBLES THE HAIL MARY AS MARR TURNS HIM AROUND HIMSELF AND PUTS HIM INTO THE SLEEPER HOLD!! MARR IS GOING TO PUT THE MOST WATCHED CHAMPION IN HISTORY TO SLEEP HERE!! BUT NOT SO FAST AS IMPACT GOES UNDER THE ARMS AND PUTS HIM INTO THE COBRA CLUTCH!! A WAR OF SUBMISSIONS RIGHT NOW AS MARR THROWS HIM OVER HIS SHOULDERS AND IMPACT FALLS ONTO THE STEEL CHAIRS!
Jake Mercer: This is amazing action right here in the Impact Zone as Marr now gets to steppin and comes off the ropes! Impact is staggered onto his feet while MARR SPINS AROUND FOR THE DISCUS CLOTHESLINE!! CHARING CROS-
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE POUNCES CHARLIE MARR!! MARR GOES SPIRALLING THREE-THIRDS ACROSS THE RING AS CHRIS ELITE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THAT POUNCE!! WHERE THE FUCK DID HE COME FROM?/
Flannery McCoy: ELITE JUST HIT A SECOND WIND OF SORTS AS HE TURNS AROUND!! HE FOCUSES HIS ATTENTION AND LOCKS HIS CROSSHAIRS ONTO IMPACT!! Impact is still stunned from that fall onto the steel chairs as he sees Elite charging into him like a mack truck! IMPACT LEANS DOWN AND PICKS ELITE UP!! AND ELITE GOES CRASHING NEARLY 6 FEET INTO THE STEEL CHAIRS WITH A MAMMOTH BACK BODY DROP COURTESY OF THE MOST WATCHED WORLD CHAMPION IN HISTORY!! IMPACT FALLS TO THE CANVAS IN EXHAUSTION AS EVERYONE IN THIS MATCH IS DOWN!
( After being stuffed in the face with a steel chair from Charlie Marr, Jake Smith comes out from beneath the apron and carefully steps onto the view. )
Flannery McCoy: TYLER PARKER IS SIGNALLING FOR THE FINAL PARTICIPANT!
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(The lights dim for the final time, and the crowd quickly begins to boo as they already know who the final competitor is, before the spotlight even appears.)
Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequenc-
Stew-O: HELL ABOVE!! HELL ABOVE!! OH MY GOD JAKE SMITH DRIVES IMPACT’S HEAD INTO THE STEEL CHAIRS WITH THE FLIP PILEDRIVER! SMITH FROM OUT OF NOWHERE WITH HELL ABOVE AS HE PINS IMPACT DOWN!! PINFALLS AND SUBMISSIONS ARE NOW LEGAL AS JAKE SMITH MIGHT STEAL THIS ONE!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Flannery McCoy: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS QUICK TO BREAK IT UP WITH A DOUBLE-AXE HANDLE NOW AS JAKE SMITH WOULD haVE PUNCHED HIS TICKET TO PAIN FOR PRIDE RIGHT THEN AND THERE, BUT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES STOPPED THAT FROM HAPPENING! Jake Smith gets up to his feet as both Lethal Consequences and Jake Smith lock horns in the center of the ring! A RIGHT FROM SMITH!! ONE FROM CONSEQUENCES!! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE EXCHANGING STRIKES!! JAKE GOES FOR THE MIDSECTION, BUT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES STUFFS HIM IN THE JAW WITH A KNEE BEFORE HE COULD GRAB HIM BY THE WAIST!
Stew-O: STUNNER!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!! JAKE PUSHES HIM AWAY FROM HIM!! AND HE GOES FOR THE SUPERKICK!! BUT CONSEQUENCES EASILY GRABS HIS FOOT IN MID-AIR!! HE NODS HIS HEAD AND SPINS HIM AROUND!! AND GOES FOR THE STUNNER!! DEAD EXECUTIVE! BUT JAKE PUSHES HIM AGAIN!! AND THIS TIME, LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WALKS RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK FROM LIMMY MONAGHAN!! MONAGHAN GOT HIM WITH THAT SUPERKICK AS BOTH MEN START RAVAGING THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION!! WELL-PLACED STOMPS FROM BOTH INSURGENCY MEMBERS AS INSURGENCY IS IN FULL FORCE IN THIS MATCH ONCE AGAIN!
Flannery McCoy: Limmy Monaghan and Jake Smith grab Consequences from behind and place him on the second turnbuckle. Limmy Monaghan steps through the ropes while Smith takes a few steps back into the center of the ring. I don’t know what these gentlemen are going for, but it sure doesn’t look too good! Smith is in a ready stance in the ring while Monaghan pulls Consequences more up the ropes and places both hands on his chest!
Stew-O: LIMMY SHOVES CONSEQUENCES OFF THE ROPES!! AND CONSEQUENCES GOES FLYING RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF JAKE SMITH!!
Jake Mercer: DEAD EXECUTIVE!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES COUNTERED SMITH’S CATCH WITH THE STUNNER AS SMITH GOES FLYING INTO THE AIR AND ONTO THE CANVAS FROM IT!! Lethal Consequences with a brilliant counter as Limmy Monaghan is shocked! Limmy jumps onto the top rope! AND HE SPRINGBOARDS OFF INTO THE DIRECTION OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCE-
Stew-O: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES KICKS THE MIDSECTION IN MID-AIR!! HE GRABS THE HEAD!! AND HE DECIMATES THE FORMER EAW PURE CHAMPION WITH ANOTHER STUNNER!! ANOTHER DEAD EXECUTIVE AS CHRIS ELITE AND CHARLIE MARR ENTER THE FOLD! CHARLIE MARR KICKS HIS MIDSECTION AND GOES FOR THE QUEEN IS DEAD!! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT IS COUNTERED AS CONSEQUENCES GETS OUT OF IT AND SPINS THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION AROUND!
Jake Mercer: AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE STUNNER ONTO CHARLIE MARR!! MARR REELS THREE-THIRDS ACROSS THE RING!! MARR CERTAINLY DID NOT GET HE WANTED FROM THAT EXCHANGE AS ELITE WAITS IN THE CORNER! Chris Elite goes for Box Office Smash! Consequences grabs his foot and spins him around! BUT ELITE PUSHES HIM AWAY!! AND NAILS HIM WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE! CONSEQUENCES IS STUNNED!!
Stew-O: Elite grabs his hand, lights up his chest with an open-hand chop before he starts stepping up the ropes! Elite is effortlessly using the ropes to his advantage as he springs off the top rope with LC’s hand in the clutch! ELITE COMES OFF THE TOP ROPE! AND GOES FOR THE WRIST-LOCK CUTTER! THE ELITE CUTTER CONNECTS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: DEAD EXECUTIVE!! LC KICKED HIM IN THE CHEST AND GOT HIM FOR THE STUNNER IN MID-AIR AS THAT TURNED CHRIS ELITE INSIDE OUT!! THAT FOLDED ELITE LIKE AN ACCORDION AS LETHAL CONSUEQENCES HOVERS OVER FOR THE COVER!! THIS IS THE SECOND PINFALL ATTEMPT OF THIS MATCH AS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES MIGHT GET HIS CHAMPIONSHIP REMATCH AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!
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Stew-O: KICK-OUT!! Lethal Consequences almost had him there as he is quickly up to his feet! Consequences is ready to end Chris Elite as he is standing in the corner! Consequences is the freshest competitor in this match! Elite is up to his feet! CONSEQUENCES RUNS AND SPINS AROUND HIM! AND HE TURNS ELITE INSIDE OUT WITH THE LCR!! SPINNING BACK ELBOW!
Flannery McCoy: ELITE DUCKS IT!! AND HE KNOCKS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES OUT WITH THE OVERHEAD KICK!! HEADSHOT RIGHT ON THE DOT AS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES RETREATS TO THE CORNER OF THE RING!! Chris Elite got out of that sticky situation there, but there is more to deal with as Elite comes from out of nowhere! AND RUNS RIGHT THROUGH ELITE WITH A BIG BOOT KICK!! WHAT A KICK AS THAT SENT ELITE ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!! ELITE IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT AS MARR LOOKS TO DO MORE DAMAGE!
Stew-O: HE SHOULD PIN HIM, BUT MARR NEEDS TO TAKE MORE CHANCES IF HE WANTS TO GO FACE-TO-FACE WITH THE PAYNEKILLER AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!! Marr storms out of the corner into the direction of Chris Elite! MARR PUNCHES HIS TICKET WITH THE CHARING CROSS!! BUT ELITE COUNTERS THE DISCUS CLOTHESLINE IN MID-AIR WITH A SPANISH FLY!! OH MY GOD!! BROOKLYN HIGH!! ELITE HOOKS BOTH LEGS LIKE HIS LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!!! REF, COUNT IT!
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Jake Mercer: NO!!! THAT WAS ALMOST IT!! ELITE ALMOST GOT HIS SECURED SPOT IN THE MARQUEE PAIN FOR PRIDE MATCH, BUT IT ISN’T ENOUGH TO PUT MARR AWAY!! Elite helps Charlie Marr up to his feet. Marr gets down onto one knee in exhaustion as this gives the window of opportunity for Elite to take advantage of his well-being! ELITE POSES IN THE CORNER!! BEFORE HE RUNS INTO MARR.. FOR THE BOX… OFFICE… SMASH!!
Stew-O: JAKE SMITH TURNS ELITE INSIDE OUT WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! OH MY GOD!! ELITE JUST GOT SEND TO THE LORD WITH THAT CLOTHESLINE AS SMITH TURNS AROUND AND GRABS MARR!! AND HE HOOKS THE LEG!! HE HOISTS HIM UP!! AND DROPS HIM DOWN ONTO THE TOP OF HIS KNEE!! THE LEG-HOOKED PATELLA BRAINBUSTER HE CALLS 505 CONNECTS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS SMITH STUMBLES DOWN ONTO BOTH KNEES AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS!
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Flannery McCoy: CHRIS ELITE BREAKS IT UP!! JAKE SMITH COULD’VE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO AVENGE HIS LOSS AT PAIN FOR PRIDE LAST YEAR, BUT NOT SO FAST AS ELITE HAS OTHER PLANS!! Smith is pissed off more than ever as he grabs Elite and pulls him up to his feet! Jake Smith grabs Elite by the chin and spits right in his face! Elite is too subconscious to react to the spit, but he barely shows emotion as Smith pulls him! AND TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT WITH A RIPCORD LARIAT!
Stew-O: ELITE GRABS HIM BY THE SIDE!! AND GO FOR THE KOJI CLUTCH!! BUT SMITH PUSHES HIM AWAY!! SMITH GOES FOR A SUPERKICK!! ELITE DUCKS IT AND GOES FOR THE HEADSHOT PELE KICK!! Jake Smith sidesteps it! Elite flips unprotected onto the canvas as SMITH GOES IN!! SUPERKICK TO THE HEAD!! ANOTHER SUPERKICK TO THE HEAD!! PRECISION SUPERKICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD AS SMITH CONNECTS WITH A THIRD SUPERKICK!!
Flannery McCoy: Jake Smith pulls Elite up by his tights and grabs by the head! Smith has him in position as he is taking long to get him down for the rolling cutter! What is taking Smith so long?
Jake Smith: (off-mic) HEY TYLER!!
( While Smith has Chris Elite in position for his patented rolling cutter, Smith stares right into Tyler Parker’s eyes and barks insults at him. )
Jake Smith: (off-mic) You recognize this move, correct? It is your notorious rolling cutter. Guess what? Anything Jake Smith can do is a thousand, no, a million times superior to anything a person can do. You know why? Because pound for pound, I am the best pure wrestler here on Friday nights. I am Dynasty. Insurgency rules over the Dynasty with an iron fist. I want you to look at this, and I want you to remember it for your life. I AM THE LEGEND KILLER.. I AM THE INDUSTRY RULER.. AND I AM ABOUT TO DEMONSTRATE TO THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD THAT I AM THE SUPERIOR ELITIST WHEN I KILL THE LEGEND THAT IS CHRIS ELITE..
Tyler Parker: …..
Jake Smith: (off-mic) AND AFTER I DO THAT? AFTER I DRILL THIS MORON WITH THE BEST ROLLING CUTTER IN THE WORLD? I AM GOING TO PIN HIM DOWN, GET THAT THREE COUNT, AND MAIN EVENT PAIN FOR PRIDE FOR WHERE I WILL DEFEAT THAT BACON FATASS AND BECOME SOMETHING YOU WERE NEVER EVER GOOD AT.. and that is be a proper world champion..
Stew-O: JAKE SMITH WITH THE ROLLING CUTTER HE CALLED HUMILITY!
Flannery McCoy: ELITE SLIPS OUT OF HIS HANDS AND CONNECTS WITH THE HEADSHOT!! ELITE INSTINCTIVELY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING IN EXHAUSTION AS JAKE SMITH IS SWAYING SIDE TO SIDE, BACK AND FORTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! Jake Smith spent too much time talking trash to the Hall Of Famer Tyler Parker, and it has resulted in him being staggered! Chris Elite slides into the ring while Jake Smith has nowhere where he is in the center of the ring!
Stew-O: ELITE STEPS OUT OF THE CORNER!! AND GOES FOR THE BOX OFFICE SMASH!!
Jake Mercer: LIMMY MONAGHAN PULLS CHRIS ELITE’S FOOT FROM RINGSIDE AND BRINGS HIM OUT OF THE RING!! AND THROWS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!! OH MY GOD!! LIMMY MONAGHAN IS TAKING ADVANTAGE AS HE JUST MURDERED CHRIS ELITE AT RINGSIDE!! Chris Elite has to be out as Limmy Monaghan turns his attention to the ring. Jake Smith needs some help and he is coming in aid. The self-proclaimed King of Friday Nights steps onto the apron and makes his way through the ropes-
Stew-O: CHARLIE MARR GRABS HIS HEAD IN THE ROPES!! THE LAST JUDGMENT!! THE LAST JUDGMENT!! MARR SPIKES LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH THE ROPE-HUNG DDT AS HE ISN’T DONE YET!! MARR CONTINUES TO WRAP HIS ARM AROUND HIS HEAD AS HE PULLS HIM UP!! HE HOOKS BOTH ARMS!! AND DRILLS HIM DOWN WITH THE QUEEN IS DEAD!! THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT CONNECTS AS WE HAVE A WINNER!
Jake Mercer: CHARLIE MARR HOOKS BOTH LEGS AS HE LOOKS TO GET HIS GRAND RAMPAGE REMATCH!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stew-O: LIMMY MONAGHAN BRINGS HIS SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST SECOND!! Limmy Monaghan survives two of Charlie Marr’s main maneuvers consecutively and I can’t believe it! Marr can’t believe what he is seeing as he gets up to his feet! Marr has done a great job staying alive in this match but we don’t know how long it will take for his body to give in! Marr angrily backpedals in to the corner while Monaghan gingerly gets up to his feet! Charlie Marr is about to end this for once and for all!
Jake Mercer: CHARLIE MARR SPINS AROUND WITH THE DISCUS CLOTHESLINE TO LIMMY MONAGHA-
Stew-O: LCR!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES CLOCKS MARR IN THE JAW WITH THE SPINNING BACK ELBOW OUT OF NOWHERE AS HE QUICKLY PINS HIM DOWN!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS AIMING TO MAKE HIS RECKLESS WIRING REMATCH COME TRUE!! COUNT IT, REF!
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Jake Mercer: LIMMY MONAGHAN GRABS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AND BRINGS HIM UP TO HIS FEET!! AND HE DOMES LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH A HEADBUTT!! THE KING IS ABOUT TO WIN THIS ONE AS HE FOLLOWS UP THE HEADBUTT!! HE HOOKS ONE ARM!! AND HE HOISTS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES INTO THE AIR!!
Flannery McCoy: LIMMY MONAGHAN HAS HIM UP IN THE AIR!! AND HE DRILLS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH THE SINGLE UNDERHOOK DDT INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!! LIMMY MONAGHAN IS ABOUT TO DO IT!! MONAGHAN CONNECTS WITH SHINIGAMI AS HE TURNS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AROUND!! AND HE GETS THE SIDEPRESS COVER!! LIMMY MONAGHAN TO PAIN FOR PRIDE! LIMMY MONAGHAN TO PAIN FOR PRIDE!
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Stew-O: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES POPS HIS SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST SECOND!! LIMMY MONAGHAN CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! This match begins to slow down as Limmy Monaghan sits in silence. He is thinking of what to do next while Lethal Consequences and Charlie Marr are laid out for the taking. All Limmy Monaghan has to do is connect with another finisher, and surely that will get him the career-defining victory for sure! Monaghan is brainstorming what to do next while Jake Smith and Chris Elite are brawling down on the exposed floor!
Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences is subconsciously trying to fight away Limmy Monaghan, but Monaghan sticks him with a elbow to the back of the head! The forearm smash to the back of the head as Monaghan pulls him up to his feet! Monaghan grabs him by the wrist and spins him around! THE KING GOES FOR THE RIPCORD LARIAT!! BLADEEE OFFF INSURGENCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEE TWOOOOOOO!!
Stew-O: CONSEQUENCES TURNS AROUND AND NAILS LIMMY WITH THE BACK ELBOW!! LCR!! LCR!! LCR CONNECTS!! WHAT A COUNTER AS LIMMY MONAGHAN CONTINUES TO HOLD ONTO THE HAND OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! CONSEQUENCES HAS RECEIVED SECOND WIND!!
Flannery McCoy: AND LIMMY MONAGHAN HAS AS WELL!! HE PULLS CONSEQUENCES IN AND TEARS RIGHT THROUGH HIM WITH THE CLOTHESLINE! LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH AN EXPLOSIVE RESPONSE TO THE LCR WITH THE BLADE OF INSURGENCE!! BLADE OF INSURGENCE!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN FROM TAKING EACH OTHER’S FINISHING STRIKES AS THINGS CONTINUE TO THROWDOWN BETWEEN JAKE SMITH AND CHRIS ELITE DOWN IN THE EXPOSED FLOOR!
Flannery McCoy: Jake Smith goes for a superkick to Elite! Elite jumps out of the way and Smith smacks his foot into Lethal Consequences’ cell. Smith holds his foot in pain as Elite jumps onto the exposed turnbuckles! Elite is in his most comfortable area right now as SMITH LOOKS TO TAKE OUT HIS BALANCE!! ELITE WITH A KICK TO THE FACE!! Smith reels further into the floor as Elite decides to jump from the top turnbuckle onto the top of the cell. What the hell is Elite doing there!
Stew-O: Jake Smith sees him climbing the cell and Smith decides to climb the turnbuckles and joins him on top of the cell! Both men have a very precarious footing on top of the cell. Smith is trying to get to the top, but Elite sits on the top and kicks him down. Smith is now dangling from the top of the cell with one hand as Elite is trying to successfully eradicate of his climbing attempt!
Jake Mercer: LOOK!! Impact grabs Smith by the legs and holds him in a powerbomb position on the top turnbuckle! We are back here in the Impact Zone as Impact has Jake Smith in the powerbomb position! WHAT THE HELL IS HE THINKING HERE?!! IMPACT IS GOING FOR THE PILEDRIVER OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! IF HE DOES THIS!! THEN THAT IS SURELY THE END OF JAKE SMITH, MAYBE EVEN THE END OF MY NAME TWIN’S CAREER!! ESPECIALLY, IF HE LANDS THAT ONTO THE PILE OF STEEL CHAIRS!
Stew-O: SMITH WITH KICKS TO THE FACE!! SMITH ESCAPES OUT OF THE PILEDRIVER HOLD WITH KICKS TO THE FACE AS IMPACT IS STUNNED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Chris Elite is just chilling on top of the cell while Impact and Jake Smith fight it out on top of the top turnbuckle! Smith with kicks to the midsection! BUT IMPACT STUNS HIM BY SMASHING HIS HEAD INTO THE CELL!! OH NO!! THIS IS NOT GOING WELL!! IMPACT IS GOING FOR THE PILEDRIVER ONCE AGAIN!
Jake Mercer: JAKE SMITH SMASHES IMPACT’S HEAD INTO THE CELL IN RESPONSE! Impact is now the one stunned as of this moment as Smith grabs his head! SMITH WITH AN AVALANCHE ROLLING CUTTER!! THE IRONY IF HE DOES THIS RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR SPECIAL ENFORCER AND PUNCHES HIS TICKET TO PAIN FOR PRIDE AGAINST XANDER PAYNE!
Stew-O: NO!! IMPACT GRABS SMITH BY THE HEAD AND SMASHES HIS HEAD INTO THE CELL!! Both men are just parlaying for their life right now as Impact is in a more dominant position! Impact has both legs on either side of the turnbuckles as he stands over Smith! HE JUMPS AND GETS THE FRONT HEADSCISSORS!! AND HE SENDS JAKE SMITH FLYING OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND ONTO THE PILE OF STEEL CHAIRS WITH AN AVALANCHE FRANKENSTEINER!! TURNING TIDES COURTESY OF THE MOST WATCHED WORLD CHAMPION IN HISTORY AS IMPACT ROLLS OUT OF THE RING IN EXHAUSTION!!
Jake Mercer: Impact got revenge for Jake Smith taking his time and connecting with the flip piledriver onto the same pile of steel chairs earlier and now everyone in this match is ou-
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE IS DANGLING FROM THE CEILING BARS!
Flannery McCoy: THE HELL IS CHRIS ELITE DOING CLIMBING THE CEILING OF THE NO WAY OUT STRUCTURE! It seems Chris Elite has used the chains connected from the top of the cells to the top of the structure to climb! We knew Elite has been known for this kind of stunts, but he is just casually making his way across the bars!! He is climbing them like those monkey bars in park playgrounds as everyone in the ring except Impact are up to their feet. Limmy Monaghan, Lethal Consequences, Jake Smith, and Charlie Marr are using each other to get up to their feet while Elite is casually making his way across the ceiling;
Stew-O: Chris Elite has made his way to the center of the structure as he starts using a bar to swing his body back and forth. All four men below him have begun to start exchanging strikes! Elite is now building up momentum as he is looking to pull up a stunt of the century! What is Big Bhris Elite thinking here? ELITE SWINGS BACK AND FORTH FOR THE FINAL TIME AND LETS GO OF THE BARS!!
Jake Mercer: CHRIS ELITE SWINGS OFF THE CEILING AND PULLS OFF A DOUBLE ROTATION SHOOTING STAR PRESS ONTO EVERYONE IN THE RING!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE CLEARS THE COMPETITION IN THE RING AS HE QUICKLY GETS UP TO HIS FEET!! Jake Smith instinctively rolls beneath the bottom rope while Charlie Marr, Limmy Monaghan, and Lethal Consequences unfortunately remain in the ring. Elite looks for who to target and grabs Monaghan! Elite grabs a steel chair and drives it onto the chest of Limmy Monaghan!
Jake Mercer: Elite repeatedly smashes it into his chest before he places it onto him. Limmy Monaghan is out like a light now as Elite steps through the ropes and climbs the exposed turnbuckles! Monaghan, Consequences, and Marr have not moved as of yet while Elite is perched on the top turnbuckle! Elite is looking to get another world championship match as Pain For Pride!! ELITE WITH THE SPIRAL TAPP WITH THE STEEL CHAIR ON LIMMY MONAGHAN HERE.. HE GOES!!
Stew-O: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN!! THE SPIRAL TAP CONNECTS!!!
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Jake Mercer: CHRIS ELITE IS GOING TO PAIN FOR PRIDE!!
Stew-O: NOPE!! JAKE SMITH PULLS CHRIS ELITE OUT OF THE RING AT THE LAST SECOND AND PULLS HIM UP ONTO THE APRON!! SMITH KICKS ELITE IN THE GROIN AREA AS ELITE IS OUT FOR THE PICKING!! JAKE SMITH GRABS ELITE FROM BEHIND AND STARES RIGHT INTO THE EYES OF TYLER PARKER!!
Jake Mercer: THE ROLLING CUTTER OFF THE APRON ONTO THE EXPOSED FLOOR!! OH MY GOD!! BOTH MEN GO CRASHING INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR AS JAKE SMITH SENDS ANOTHER MESSAGE WITH THE SHATTERING WINGS! Chris Elite has to be eliminated while Jake Smith gets up to his feet! Smith continues to smirk at our special enforcer before he inserts himself back into the squared circle.
Stew-O: BACK IN THE RING!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GOES FOR LCR ONTO CHARLIE MARR!! BUT CHARLIE MARR DUCKS THE ATTEMPT AND SHOOTS THROUGH THE ROPES!! AND HE DEPOSITS HIMSELF ONTO JAKE SMITH WITH A BIG TIME SUICIDE DIVE!! CHARLIE MARR TAKES HIMSELF OUT IN THE PROCESS WHILE LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AND LIMMY MONAGHAN CONTINUE TO TRADE SHOTS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Jake Mercer: LIMMY MONAGHAN GOES FOR THE HOOK THRUST KICK!! CONSEQUENCES DUCKS IT AND GOES FOR LCR!! MONAGHAN DUCKS AND HITS THE HOOK THRUST KICK TO COUNTER IT! Lethal Consequences nearly had it there, but Monaghan caught him with the Silent Whisper. Monaghan pulls him in and hooks the arm! AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE SHINIGAMI FOR THE SECOND TIME IN THIS MATCH ON LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GETS OUT OF IT!! AND HE PUNCHES HIM RIGHT IN THE GROIN!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES CONNECTS WITH A PUNCH TO THE BALLS AS LIMMY MONAGHAN IS STUNNED FOR GOOD!! CONSEQUENCES NOW GETS UP AND SPINS AROUND!! AND TURNS MONAGHAN INSIDE OUT WITH THE LCR!!
Jake Mercer: SPINNING BACK ELBOW CONNECTS!!! MONAGHAN IS OUT LIKE A LIG-
Stew-O: THE EVISCERATION!!
Stew-O: IMPACT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND NAILED LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER!! THE EVISCERATION TO LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AS IMPACT GOES FOR THE COVER!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
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Jake Mercer: CHARLIE MARR PULLS THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING AT THE LAST SECOND!! THE REFEREE IS YELLING AT THE CONSCIENCE OF EAW AS IMPACT CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! Impact nearly had this match won if Charlie Marr had not pulled the referee out at the last second! Charlie Marr and the referee insert themselves back into the ring! CHARLIE CHARGES INTO IMPACT!! IMPACT DUCKS HIS CLOTHESLINE AND CONNECTS WITH A STEP-UP ENZIGURI!
Flannery McCoy: Charlie Marr is down onto one knee while Impact emerges to his feet! Impact runs and rebounds off the ropes! IMPACT JUMPS UP!! FOR THE EVISCERATION!! DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER TO CHARLIE MARR!
Stew-O: NO!! MARR GRABS HIM BY THE LEGS AND ROLLS HIM UP!! OH MY GOD!! HE IS ABOUT TO STEAL THIS ONE!!
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Jake Mercer: IMPACT TURNS IT AROUND AND PINS MARR DOWN!!
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Stew-O: MARR GETS OUT OF THE PINNING PREDICAMENT, BUT IMPACT LOOKS TO TRANSITION THE PIN INTO THE WALLS OF IMPACT!! HOWEVER, MARR TWISTS IN AND COUNTERACTS THE WALL OF IMPACT BY FLIPPING HIM OVER ONTO HIS BACK!! Both competitors now get up to their feet at the same time!
Jake Mercer: This match is now down to Charlie Marr and Impact! Impact goes for a clothesline! Charlie Marr ducks his arm! Marr rebounds off the ropes and ducks him for the second time. Marr then rebounds once again and ducks him for the third time! Charlie Marr is moving at the speed of light as HE NOW SPINS AROUND!! IMPACT TURNS AROUND AT THE SAME TIME!! AND MARR SPINS AROUND!!
Stew-O: AND HE TURNS IMPACT INSIDE OUT WITH THE CHARING CROSS!! OH MY GOD!! CHARING CROSS!! IT CONNECTS!! WE HAVE A WINNER! IT IS ACADEMIC FROM HERE!! COUNT TO ONE MILLION IF YOU HAVE TO!!
Jake Mercer: BUT CHARLIE MARR ISN’T ABLE TO IMMEDIATELY COVER IMPACT! That clothesline sent him a few inches away from him as Marr tries his best to hurry up and drag his body towards Impact! Marr is scratching and clawing his way to Impact as he finally does and places his arm over his shoulders! WE HAVE OUR NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!
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Stew-O: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IMPACT GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!! Charlie Marr can’t believe it! Charlie Marr put everything into the Charing Cross! He put years and years of his career into that one discus clothesline and it still wasn’t enough to put away Impact! This is what Elite Answers Wrestling is all about! It is that heart, soul, and determination that competitors like Impact is all about! We saw what kind of fight Impact still has in him at this point of career and there is no denying what is happening right now!
Jake Mercer: Charlie Marr gets up to his feet while Impact is surprisingly making his way onto one knee in a sluggish manner. Marr stomps him onto his back to stop him from doing so. Afterwards, he steps through the ropes and starts climbing the turnbuckles! The rest of the competition is taken out! Jake Smith took Chris Elite out with the snap swinging neckbreaker onto the exposed floor, Charlie Marr flattened Jake Smith with the suicide dive, Lethal Consequences knocked Limmy Monaghan out with the LCR spinning back elbow, and Impact eviscerated him with his famous double knee facebreaker!
Stew-O: Impact is laid out in the center of the ring while Charlie Marr is perched on the top turnbuckle! MARR IS READY TO GO INTO THE AIR!! IMPACT IS IN THE LANDING ZONE!! MARR SOARS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND HE STOMPS HIS FEET INTO THE HEART OF THE MOST WATCHED WORLD CHAMPION IN HISTORY!! WE HAVE OUR WINNER NOW!
Jake Mercer: WAIT!! IMPACT ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!! MARR LANDS ON HIS FEET AND ROLLS INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!! MARR TURNS AROUND AND SEES IMPACT CHARGING INTO HIM AT FULL SPEED!!
Stew-O: IMPACT WITH THE EVISCERATION!! THE EVISCERATION!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! MARR HOLDS ONTO HIS LEGS, POPS HIM UP INTO THE AIR AND CLOCKS HIM IN THE JAW WITH AN EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!! AN EUROPEAN UPPERCUT AS IMPACT FALLS INTO THE SECOND ROPE!!
Jake Mercer: I CAN’T TAKE MY EYES OFF THIS MATCH!! CHARLIE MARR NOW REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! HE SPINS AROUND!! AND HE LUNGES FORWARD INTO IMPACT WITH THE DISCUS CLOTHESLINE!! CHARINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
CROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: IT CONNECTS!! CHARLIE MARR GOES FOR THE COVER!
Stew-O: NO!! IMPACT COUNTERS THE CHARING CROSS DISCUS CLOTHESLINE WITH THE EVISCERATION!! EVISCERATION CONNECTS!! THIS HAS TO BE IT!! IMPACT CRAWLS AND THROWS HIS ARM OVER THE NECK OF MARR!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
( ‘M3tamorphosis’ – Playboi Carti ft. Kid Cudi blasts through the speakers to a huge pop fills the arena to the brim. Impact gets off Charlie Marr’s body and uses the ropes to gingerly get up to his feet.
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER.. AND NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AT PAIN FOR PRIDE. IMMMPACTTTTTTTTTTT!!
Stew-O: IT IS OFFICIAL!! THROUGH TONS OF PAIN AND SUFFERING, WE HAVE ACKNOWLEDGE XANDER PAYNE’S PAIN FOR PRIDE OPPONENT AND THAT IS THE MOST WATCHED WORLD CHAMPION IN HISTORY, IMPACT! WHAT A NO WAY OUT MATCH AND WHAT A MAIN EVENT!! Six of Dynasty’s finest competition that they can offer put everything on the line, and to no one’s surprise, Impact showed the heart and soul he demonstrated in the closing moments of Grand Rampage and this time, it has converted into a huge opportunity at Pain For Pride.
Flannery McCoy: The Pain For Pride field is slowly becoming more defined as we go. Impact looks to become a six time EAW World Heavyweight Champion in Los Angeles, but what stands ahead of him is Xander Payne. Impact looks to avenge being defeated by Xander Payne at Odyssey last season and the grandest stage of them all is the perfect opportunity to do so. Do not take anything away from the five other competitors of this match. Charlie Marr nearly had this match won, and if he was against any normal human being in that exchange, he would’ve punched his ticket to his world championship rematch, but this is Impact we’re talking about. He is arguably one of the greatest elitists to ever step into that squared circle and he showed that today.
Jake Mercer: Well, what about Chris Elite’s performance? Elite just conducted one of his greatest performances of his hall of fame career. He defied gravity and pulled one of the greatest stunts in professional wrestling history with a double rotating shooting star press off the ceiling of the No Way structure. Absolutely unreal, and do not forget the marvellous performances of Lethal Consequences, Jake Smith, and Limmy Monaghan. While they did not get what they had set out to get, they showed each and every one of us in the EAW Universe that they are the future. I don’t know about Lethal Consequences since his knees clicked and clacked every time I heard him walk in this match, but Insurgency, for sure :drakelike:\
Flannery McCoy: Speaking about Insurgency, their Pain For Pride futures are now up in the air. Limmy Monaghan and Jake Smith are oblivious on what their future entails, but with their performances tonight, there will surely be a huge spot for something important at Pain For Pride, and that applies to Charlie Marr and Lethal Consequences. What a hell of a match and congratulations to Impact!
Jake Mercer: Yup! Congratulations to Impa-
( “It Follows” by Cane Hill hits to an ear-deafening reception of boos as Xander Payne jerks the curtain. Xander Payne sports a fancy tanned suit, with jewelry hanging from his neck, tan-tinted sunglasses on his face, and the EAW World Heavyweight Championship around his waist. )
Jake Mercer: Xander Payne is in the impact zone! For what?
Flannery McCoy: Xander Payne does not look impressed at all at what he is seeing. He stated last week that he does not care whoever reigns victorious out of this match because whoever does, will inevitably fail. This is the first time Xander Payne is walking into Pain For Pride 14 with the EAW World Heavyweight Championship to his name and he has no intentions on losing it on the grandest stage of them all.
Jake Mercer: How did the world champion get here? I thought Egyptian Airlines has a 500 pound weight limit?
Xander Payne: (off-mic) Seriously? You’re who I am facing at Payne For Pride 4? :skip: Guess I am winning then.
( Xander Payne unhooks his championship and holds it high over his head. This prompts for a myriad of fireworks to come out of the stadium as Impact struggles to stand in the center of the ring. Xander Payne continues to hold his championship up while both men stare from opposite ends of the stadium. Battle Of Egypt ends to the camera angle of Xander Payne’s back, focused in on a determined Impact. )
( EAW logo buzzes. )
