(EAW intro plays.)
(A recap video of last week’s show begins to play starting with Mr. DEDEDE and HRDO laying down the law to Veena Adams and Matt Daniels. That transitions into the action and the men and women of Voltage are seen doing their thing. The War Games trio of Ms. Extreme, Raven Roberts, and Andrea Valentine are seen disrupting Charlie Marr’s EAW World Championship celebration. Consuela Rose Ava would speak her mind as well, and then it would be revealed that Rex McAllister would challenge Charlie Marr for the EAW World Championship at Territorial Invasion. Newcomer Aniyah Mitchell won a fatal fourway over fellow newcomers Sarah Price, Damian Butler, and Shawn Sturgis. Jesse Barlow versus Jalyn Garcia could end in a no contest thanks to Cepheus St. Claire attacking both men. Another match that got ruined due to outsider interference was the match between Korey Gaines and Frankie Paradise. Dynasty’s Eric Havoc would show up and attack both men, declaring that his agenda was now bigger than just Dynasty. Voltage’s New Breed Championship contender, Kai Zolomon, would end up feeling the full wrath of Felix Hartley. The New Breed Stallion would gain a little revenge on Kai for his actions on the previous night’s episode of Showdown. In what was arguably the match of the night, Shortfuse PAKA and Serena Riot took Fire & Ice to their limit, however their differences would blind them both and keep them from pulling off the upset. Terry Chambers would defeat Ms. Extreme, however the post match antics of Dr. Bethany Blue and Nurse Rannanah Goldstein would leave the EAW Universe worried about the safety and wellbeing of Terry Chambers. Andrea would defeat Charlie, however she would have that victory unceremoniously stolen from her when Veena would come out and restart the match, clearly stacking the deck in Charlie’s favor. Charlie would win the match after the restart. As far as the main event goes, well Consuela would pull off the impossible, and roll Scott Diamond up for one of the biggest wins of her career. :wow:)
(The recap video fades out and the camera cuts inside the Pinnacle Bank Arena in Lincoln, Nebraska. As always, the building is sold-out, and the fans inside are rocking out to “33rd Blakk Glass” by Sosmula & Zillakami, the official theme song of Voltage. Gold and white pyro explodes, and when the lights come up and smoke clears, the camera cuts to Rich Russillo and James Peters. They are both smirking, wearing custom T-shirts like always. Today their T-shirts read ‘Missing’ with a picture of Terry Chambers :wow:.)
James Peters: HELLO EAW UNIVERSE!!!!
Rich Russillo: Welcome to another edition of Sunday. Night. Voltage!
James Peters: The threat of cancellation isn’t stopping us, as we have a hell of a line-up tonight! This show continues to spiral out of control and burn, and dammit, we’re just along for the ride. More protesters were at the building tonight when we arrived, and when you have a kidnapping live on your program and a deathmatch announced, I guess that was always bound to happen.
Rich Russillo: I can’t wait to be out of the job, James! I stan unemployment, and this might happen just as quickly as the EAW buyout of REVOLT! :mjgrin:
James Peters: :mjcry:
Rich Russillo: Why waste time speculating about cancellation and unemployment? It doesn’t matter that the holiday season is right around the corner. Lets just go ahead and get things started, amirite?
James Peters: Yupp! Lets go to Bella Braxton, who is standing by and ready to get us started tonight with a match featuring two newcomers to Voltage!
(The camera cuts to Bella, who smiles sweetly. She wears a tight, revealing white minidress and matching white pumps. It’s the last day to wear white seeing as how Labor Day is tomorrow :wow:.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
(‘Land of the Innocent’ by Feathers begins to play and when Sarah Price steps out, the crowd gives her a nice reaction. Sarah beams and waves before making her way to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM LONDON, ENGLAND… WEIGHING IN AT 110 POUNDS… PLEASE WELCOME SARAH PRICE!!!
James Peters: Well here comes a little ray of sunshine, Rich. Sarah Price really believes her sunshine, rainbows, and pixie dust attitude is going to carry her far in the land of blood, guts, and violence.
Rich Russillo: I mean, in a way I kind of respect that even if that’s going to get her eaten alive week after week.
James Peters: Well, I don’t want to jump to the gun and say she is going to get eaten alive. Sarah held her own last week in the Fatal Fourway match she competed in, but I think tonight is going to be her true test here.
(Sarah slides into the ring and gets set, while her music fades out. It’s replaced by “Garou’s Theme”, and after a second, Voltage’s newest signee, Blade, walks out. The crowd doesn’t really know how to react to ‘The Hunter’.)
Bella Braxton: AND HER OPPONENT… FROM JAPAN… WEIGHING IN AT 195 POUNDS… HE IS ‘THE HUNTER’ BLADE!
Rich Russillo: Well, from the shadows emerges our newest signee, a man simply known as Blade. We don’t really know much about this man, but I’m curious to see what he brings to the ring tonight. This match against Sarah Price might be a slight mismatch, but she’s not going to give up against him.
James Peters: That’s true. Blade is going to have to put the work in for this match, because Sarah made it perfectly clear she wasn’t going to be intimidated by Blade’s words or his size. However, I believe Blade is the type of opponent that needs to be taken seriously. We don’t know a lot about him, which means he has the element of surprise on his side.
(Blade slides inside the ring and sneers at Sarah, who just looks determined and ready to do whatever she can to get the win. The referee checks with both competitors to make sure they’re ready and then calls for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Rich Russillo: There goes this the bell and tonight’s opening match should be an interesting one.
James Peters: Blade is making his debut here tonight. I’m looking forward to seeing what these two have planned for each other considering how different they both are.
Rich Russillo: Speaking of Blade, shoutout to my President Jackson Blayde. I miss you GOAT. :wow:
James Peters: :wow:
Rich Russillo: nuBlade wastes no time getting things started! He rushes right towards Sarah and nails her with a running European uppercut! Sarah staggers back and lands against the turnbuckles, and Blade follows up the uppercut with a jumping knee strike that catches Sarah in the face! Blade with several more uppercuts to Sarah and he grabs her, snapmaring her down to the mat, and unleashing a devastating kick that lands right between Sarah’s shoulders! Blade grabs Sarah up and whips her across the ropes!
James Peters: Sarah tries to leapfrog over Blade but he grabs her and plants her into the mat with one of his signature moves, the spinebuster! Blade has named that move ‘Wrath’ and he goes for an early cover!
Rich Russillo: Sarah kicks out!
James Peters: Blade immediately grabs her into a headlock and slams her down on the mat! Sarah is able to keep her shoulder off the mat, while she fights to try and reverse this grounded headlock. Great mat work by Blade, but Sarah is being extremely resilient right now. She’s not panicking. She’s just trying to work her way out of this. She finally gets her feet underneath of her AND SARAH BRIDGES UP! SHE SLIPS OUT OF THE HEADLOCK AND CATCHES BLADE WITH A DROPKICK TO THE FACE!
Rich Russillo: SARAH TRANSITIONS INTO A SCHOOLGIRL PIN!! THE REFEREE IS DOWN TO COUNT!!!
James Peters: Blade powers out and gets to his feet and Sarah leaps in the air!! SARAH LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH A DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER BUT BLADE CATCHES HER!! BLADE HAS SARAH IN HIS ARMS AND HE RUNS HER TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLES! BLADE SLAMS SARAH BACK FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES AND SWINGS AROUND… SLAMMING HER INTO THE GROUND! ‘THE HUNTER’ IS LOOKING DOWN AT SARAH WITH A SICK SMILE ON HIS FACE!
Rich Russillo: Blade stomps away at Sarah, making sure those stomps connect with her face and head! He bends down, scoops her up, and runs towards the turnbuckles! Blade drops Sarah face first across the top and she crumbles to the mat in a heap! It’s been mostly Blade in the opening minutes of this contest and he slips to the outside of the ring and grabs Sarah Price! Blade pulls Sarah against the ring post and is bending her body around it! Oh my god!
James Peters: Sarah’s feet are touching her head right now and she’s either extremely flexible or Blade has just broken her in half! That is insane! The referee is admonishing Blade right now, and before we go further I have to give a little shout out to Ethan Williams, the referee who unfortunately found himself fired during the Andrea Valentine and Charlie Marr match last week. We wish you all the best in your future endeavors.
Rich Russillo: Blade finally lets go of Sarah and climbs back inside the ring. He grabs her, pulling her to the center, and drops an elbow down across her chest! Blade grabs the legs and goes for the cover!
James Peters: Sarah kicks out!!!
Rich Russillo: Blade immediately gets back to his feet and brings Sarah up with him. He goes to whip her into the corner, but Sarah plants her feet and nails him with a right hand! Blade fires back with a right of his own, but Sarah blocks it! She nails him in the face with a forearm shot and follows it up with a knife edge chop! Sarah with another chop… and another!!! Sarah backs Blade up against the ropes and hits him in the face with another forearm. Sarah goes to whip Blade across the ropes but he slams his fist into her face and takes her down!
James Peters: Blade deadlifts Sarah up and slams her into the corner with a German suplex! The back of Sarah’s head slams into the turnbuckles and Blade jerks her up! Blade is scaling the ropes and dragging Sarah up with him and I think he’s going to try and end the match right here with ‘Discord’!
Rich Russillo: BUT SARAH SENSES THAT AS WELL AND SHE IS FIGHTING BACK! SHE BLOCKS BLADE FROM HITTING THAT FINISHER AND SCURRIES TO THE TOP! BOTH ARE ON THE TOP ROPE RIGHT NOW AND IT IS SARAH WHO’S HITTING BLADE WITH THOSE PRECISE FOREARMS! SHE CATCHES HIM IN THE NOSE, HOOKS HIM…. OH MY GAWD!!!
James Peters: SARAH SUPERPLEXES BLADE AND BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN!!!
Rich Russillo: The referee is starting his count!!
Referee: ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR… FIVE… SIX…
James Peters: SARAH FINALLY ROLLS OVER AND COVERS BLADE!!!
Rich Russillo: KICK OUT BY BLADE!!!
James Peters: Sarah can’t believe it! She thought for sure she had just won the match!
Rich Russillo: Sarah is slow to get up, but she pulls Blade up by the hair. She looks to Irish whip into the corner, but Blade slams his fist into her gut and connects with a forearm to her face! Sarah grabs her nose, and Blade drives his knee into her stomach several times! Sarah is gasping for air but Blade is not stopping! He continues to knee her in the gut over and over, and she’s coughing up blood right now! Blade grabs her by the hair and bulldogs her into the mat! Sarah eats a face full of mat and Blade goes for the cover!
James Peters: SARAH GETS HER SHOULDER UP!
Rich Russillo: Blade looks furious! He immediately jerks Sarah up by the hair and ruthlessly tosses her into the corner! Sarah hits back first and slumps into a sitting position. Blade runs towards Sarah, and connects with a superkick! Sarah’s head snaps back against the turnbuckles and Blade drags her out of the corner and goes for another cover!
James Peters: SARAH. KICKS. OUT!
Rich Russillo: HOW DID SHE KICK OUT?!
James Peters: Sarah Price with so much heart and that is on display right now. This crowd is on their feet and are cheering on ‘The Guardian Angel.’
Rich Russillo: Blade looks shocked that Sarah was able to kick out, and he’s screaming at the referee. The newcomer seems annoyed that he can’t put Sarah away and I hate to tell him, but Sarah is sitting up! She sees Blade arguing with the referee and crawls over to Blade and jerks him down! SARAH WITH A ROLL UP AND SHE THROWS ALL HER WEIGHT DOWN ON BLADE!!!
James Peters: BLADE KICKED OUT! BLADE KICKED OUT!
Rich Russillo: BLADE THROWS SARAH ACROSS THE RING AND BEGINS KICKING THE HELL OUT OF HER! SARAH GRABS THE ROPES AND HANGS ON TIGHT, AND THAT CAUSES THE REFEREE TO STEP IN AND FORCE BLADE OFF SARAH! BLADE SHOVES THE REFEREE TO THE SIDE AND GOES BACK TO KICKING SARAH! BLADE IS GOING TO GET HIMSELF DISQUALIFIED IF HE DOESN’T LISTEN TO THE REF AND BACK OFF!
James Peters: THE REFEREE GRABS BLADE BY THE ARM AND BLADE WHIRLS AROUND, SCREAMING AT THE REFEREE AND BULLYING HIM INTO THE CORNER! SARAH PULLS HERSELF UP AND SHE RUNS TOWARDS BLADE! SARAH LEAPS IN THE AIR!
Rich Russillo: BLADE MOVES AND SARAH ACCIDENTALLY SPLASHES THE REFEREE!!! THE REFEREE FALLS TO THE MAT AND SARAH LOOKS STUNNED!!!
James Peters: Sarah Price doesn’t know what to do! The referee looks angry and he is calling for the bell! Sarah is apologizing to the referee for splashing him, clearly it was an accident because she was trying to catch Blade with that move, but the referee isn’t listening to her!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Rich Russillo: The referee has slid out of the ring and is talking with Bella Braxton and I feel so bad for Sarah Price right now.
(Sarah is out of the ring and she continues to plead her case to the referee, who absolutely refuses to listen to her. He finally walks away and Bella makes the announcement about the ending of the match.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… SARAH PRICE HAS BEEN DISQUALIFIED! THEREFORE, YOUR WINNER OF THIS MATCH… ‘THE HUNTER’ BLADE!
(The crowd erupts in a chorus of jeers, as Blade’s theme music begins to blast across the arena. Blade laughs over the outcome, and arrogantly raises his hands in the air. Sarah looks absolutely crushed, because clearly she’s not the type to ever do anything illegal to get disqualified. Anguish mixed with frustration is written across her face.)
James Peters: Damn, Rich. I feel for Sarah. She’s clearly upset over this whole situation, and she has a right to be. The referee had absolutely no business calling for the bell.
Rich Russillo: WAIT A SECOND! BLADE IS OUT OF THE RING AND HE IS SNEAKING UP BEHIND SARAH! BLADE WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF SARAH’S HEAD, BUT HE GRABS HER BEFORE SHE HITS THE GROUND! STARCRASH! BLADE DROPS SARAH ON THE GROUND WITH THAT DIAMOND CUTTER AND LISTEN AT THIS CROWD!
(The crowd rains down heavy boos on Blade for his heinous actions, but ‘The Hunter’ isn’t fucked. He smirks and begins to make his way up the ramp, while several officials come down to ringside to check on Sarah.)
(Voltage fades to commercial break.)
(Commercial break for Investigate Discovery’s newest episode of ‘Evil Lives Here’. When Elizabeth Flores was a child, her sister, Louise, tried to shield her from a family secret. When Louise met David Turpin, that all changed. Catch it tonight at 9PM EST!)
(Voltage returns from break and the camera fades backstage into the interviewing area, where Sofia Clarke is seen holding a microphone in her hand with a smile on her face. She looks at the camera as the fans eagerly wait to hear who she’s planning to speak to.)
Sofia Clarke: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the EAW 24/7 Contract holder, who will also be competing tonight, Consuela Rose Ava!
(The crowd begins to cheer as Consuela Rose Ava walks into the scene with a smile on her face, making sure to greet Sofia as she approaches her. The crowd is cheering heavily and Sofia waits for them to stop, before beginning to ask her the first question.)
Sofia Clarke: So, Consuela, what are your thoughts on how you’ve been treated so far on Voltage? More specifically, with how Veena Adams has treated you, Raven Roberts, Ms. Extreme, and Andrea Valentine. I’d love to hear your comments regarding it.
Consuela Rose Ava: Honestly, I believe I’ve been doing just fine on Voltage. Sure, Veena Adams has targeted me, Raven, Camille, and Andrea just because we were women, but look at what I’ve done despite that. Veena isn’t the first person to try and hold me down and I’m sure she won’t be the last, and I’m going to make sure she doesn’t get what she wants. You can take Jesse Barlow as an example. He chose to mess with my family. He chose to bother my loved ones, and he brought out a side of me many didn’t know I had, including myself. When I faced Jesse I proved that I can overcome any obstacle, no matter what, and that’s only one of many examples to choose from. I won this 24/7 Contract by overcoming an obstacle. The Battle Royal at Pain for Pride was full of tons of potential stars in a match where I could’ve been eliminated at any second. I overcame that and now I am the 24/7 Contract holder, but it doesn’t stop there. You can even look back to when I just recently beat Scott Diamond, a man that even my sister, the great Cameron Ella Ava couldn’t defeat. Many would think I’d suffer the same fate as my sister, but instead I did what she couldn’t and I beat him. Veena is just another obstacle. Another obstacle for me to pass, and another person to prove wrong.
Sofia Clarke: I see. Speaking of Raven, Ms. Extreme, and Andrea though, I’m sure everyone has heard the news of those three being part of Territorial Invasions Wargames match. Do you have any comments about the match, or anything you’d like to say to them?
Consuela Rose Ava: I will say, I’m confident in their abilities. I know they can win this match. Those three are some of, if not the best talent Voltage has to offer and if there’s anyone I believe can take our brand to victory, AND prove Veena wrong, it’s them. Veena wants the worst for those three, but I’m confident that they’ll be just fine. I mean, Raven Roberts was the first female New Breed Champion, and the current Cash in the Vault holder. Camille was the longest reigning PURE Champion in history. Andrea Valentine is the current Specialists Champion. They’ve been through tons of wars throughout their career and while I know this match is no joke, I’m confident that they’ll do great. I know those three, and I know nothing Veena throws at them will stop them. They’re not going to quit, and I’m sure they’re not only going to be okay, but they will win at Territorial Invasion. To make things simple though, they have my support.
Sofia Clarke: Well, we know what those three are doing at Territorial Invasion, but what about you? It seems like you’re not exactly in a match yet, are there any you plan to compete in?
Consuela Rose Ava: Well I know there’s a lot of interesting matches happening at the event, and one that certainly caught my eye is that Divide and Conquer match I’ve been hearing about. It definitely does seem pretty interesting, but I don’t think it’s the match for me. I mean, from my understanding, the remaining members of the winning team get to fight one another for a championship match? Honestly, I’m not sure but I do know that I don’t need anything like that. After all I have the 24/7 Contract, I can get an opportunity for any championship I want. I don’t think I’d necessarily need to be in a match that offers me something I can already get at any time.
Sofia Clarke: So unless I’m being presumptuous, you’re not going to compete in that either? If that’s the case, what do you plan to do at the event?
Consuela Rose Ava: My plans for Territorial Invasion are simple. I’m going to have my contract ready and see what opportunity presents itself. I’m not ruling any championship out, even though I originally wanted to use it to face Charlie Marr. I am confident that Rex has got it covered, but when I say no championship is excluded, I mean it. Even if Cameron defeats Kassidy Heart for the Universal Women’s Championship, I wouldn’t mind going for that title, although that doesn’t mean I’m fixated on just that. There’s a lot of titles to choose from, so you never know if I could walk out New Breed Champion, Interwire Champion, National Elite Champion, or even a World Champion. I guess what I’m really saying is, we’re just gonna have to wait and see what happens.
Sofia Clarke: Well, now that that is out of the way, do you have anything to say about your match coming up?
Consuela Rose Ava: Actually, I believe I said enough about it this week. I’m just gonna let my actions do the rest of the talking and see where it gets me. Kai Zolomon has something to prove, and so do I, so all that’s left now is to see who wants this win more. Me, or Kai.
Sofia Clarke: Well, then that’s all of the questions I have, thank you for your time!
Consuela Rose Ava: Thanks for having me.
(Consuela smiles back to Sofia before walking away, and not long after that the camera begins to fade away from backstage.)
(The camera cuts to Bella, who is standing in the middle of the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!
(“We Appreciate Power” by Grimes plays as Consuela Rose Ava comes out with one arm in the air and a bright smile. She takes a moment to look around before making her way down to the ring)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, residing in Los Angeles California, weighing in at 120 pounds… THE PERFECTIONIST, CONSUELA…ROSE…AVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Consuela got an intense win over EAW Hall of Famer Scott Diamond last week and she’s all smiles tonight as she goes up against one of EAW’s fastest rising talents in Kai Zolomon.
James Peters: I’m sure she should have her doubts tonight but with the streak of opponents that she’s beaten over the past month I dont think losing is going to cross her mind.
(Consuela enters the ring and goes to the top rope raising two arms in the air and jumping down as “We Appreciate Power” fades out as she enthusiastically gets prepared. “Devil Trigger” by Casey Edwards plays as the crowd cheers and Kai Zolomon comes out. He has a sinister look on his face as he gets ready on the stage before starting his walk down to the ring)
Bella Braxton: And her opponent, from Melbourne Australia, weighing in at 218 pounds…KILLSWITCH, KAI…ZOLOMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Kai Zolomon has had a hectic few days to say the least…
James Peters: Kai has been invading Showdown and Dynasty commentating on Archimedes J. Manson and Felix Hartley matches presumably both doing the same. I wonder if they’re gonna do the same tonight.
(Kai slides into the ring and goes to the top rope raising one arm high in the air as Consuela Rose Ava points to her knee and Kai’s face as “Devil Trigger” fades out)
Rich Russillo: Speak of the devils…
(Felix Hartley closely followed by Archimedes J. Manson hop over the barricade and shoo Rich and James away as they get seated)
Felix Hartley: This thing on?!?!?!
Archimedes J. Manson: Man man, this has been a fast paced few days. I missed my Animaniac reruns for two days in a row and now I’m missing it again! Oh well, I’ve studied every wrestling move each-
Felix Hartley: Already bored, ring the bell already will you?
(Kai is distracted, eyes on Archimedes and Felix. Needless to say the rivalry between the three of them has been heating up.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Archimedes J. Manson: OH DO YOU LIKE MY SHIRT?!?! It says “Lindsey’s Breast Friend- CONSUELA DROP KICKING A DISTRACTED KAI ZOLOMON! Kai bringing Consuela up and giving her a beautiful- I mean subpar, subpar… irish whip to the corner as Kai runs towards her! CONSUELA PUTTING HER LEGS UP KICKING KAI RIGHT ON THE FACE!
Felix Hartley: God when they always say he’s horrid I’m always surprised either way… Kai chopping the chest of Consuela Rose Ava! Kai irish whipping Consuela to another corner as Kai runs up to Consuela- CONSUELA WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE! EAW’s next big underachiever gets covered by Consuela Rose Ava now as for good reason she plans to end this match early!
Archimedes J. Manson: QUICK KICK OUT BY KAI AS CONSUELA WASTE NO TIME GOING TO THE TOP ROPE- KAI STEPPING UP THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE AND KNEEING CONSUELA IN THE FACE! Kai joining Consuela on the top rope as both are jockeying for position right now in this intense match. Kai managing to get ahold of Consuela after a well timed punch as it looks like he’s going for a superplex!
Felix Hartley: Is he looking at us? Ew even worse he’s blowing a kiss- CONSUELA PUSHING KAI OFF THE TOP ROPE! Just as he deserves fucking weirdo.
Archimedes J. Manson: Do I even need to ask if cursing is allowed or not?
Felix Hartley: I don’t care either way I still get paid more than you and Kai combined, so move on will you?
Archimedes J. Manson: :damn: jeez jeez I was about to change the shirt to “Felix’s Breast Friend” but never mind! Consuela on the top rope as Kai stumbles up to his feet! FLYING CLOTHESLINE BY CONSUELA!!! Kai tumbling down and falling down to the center of the ring as Consuela quickly gets up to responsive cheers from the crowd!
Felix Hartley: Look at him stumble up. This is who you want as champ? Consuela irish whips him sending Kai to the corner as Kai bounces off and runs towards her. CONSUELA WITH A KNEE STRIK- KAI PUSHES HER AWAY! Consuela dragging herself away as Kai moves in.
Archimedes J. Manson: Kai stomping away on Consuela. He stops! SUPERKICK TO THE FACE! VOLTAGE OVERLOAD CONNECTS! Oh wait it looks like Kai is coming over here…
Kai Zolomon (Off-Mic): THAT’S WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU, AND YOU!
Felix Hartley: OH REALLY! JUST FOCUS ON THE MATCH BITCH AND WE’LL GET TO THAT WHEN IT COMES!
Archimedes J. Manson: Oh well… Kai rolling back into the ring- CONSUELA! SHE ROLLS KAI UP!!!
Felix Hartley: KICKOUT! Kai kicks out in shock as Consuela is rightfully putting him down right here! What’s the name what’s the name… ah. KNEE OF DEATH CONNECTS ONTO KAI AS CONSUELA IS GOING FOR THE PIN AGAIN!!!
Archimedes J. Manson: OH! KICK OUT BY KAI! Consuela is in shock as she argues with the Ref right now. Kai pulling himself up as Consuela is already up I think she’s looking for the Knee of Death. CONSUELA RUNNING! KNEE OF DEATH- NO KAI GRABS THE LEG OF CONSUELA AND PULLS HER DOWN! KAI WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP LAYING HER DOWN FLAT! Consuela landing to a sitting position as Kai runs the rope! KAI WITH A PENALTY KICK RIGHT ACROSS THE BACK OF CONSUELA!!!
Felix Hartley: Kai going into a headlock or something. Consuela trying to escape quickly but Kai has it locked in good for an anorexic kid.
Archimedes J. Manson: :lupe:
Felix Hartley: Consuela trying to roll to the ropes but Kai is following as Consuela rolls. Kai keeping the hold on tight as Consuela reaches out. She’s slowly getting up! CONSUELA ELBOWING KAI IN THE GUT FORCING KAI TO LET GO OF THE HOLD! You know I think I do this job better than the regular commentators, hell I can do any job better than anyone.
Archimedes J. Manson: :mjlit:
Felix Hartley: Don’t push it.
Rich Russillo (Off-Mic): :mjcry:
James Peters (Off-Mic): :mjcry:
Archimedes J. Manson: Kai leaning against the ropes as Consuela runs! KAI MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS CONSUELA BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND RUNS STRAIGHT TO KAI! KAI NAILING A FOREARM TO CONSUELA- Consuela moving back. BUT CONSUELA SPINNING! ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!! Kai getting the soul kicked out of him as he collapses to the ground! Kai trying to crawl out of the ring but Consuela is already pulling him up to his feet! ANOTHER ROUNDHOUSE KICK- NO KAI DUCKS UNDER AND RUNS TO THE ROPES! RIDE THE LIGHTNING!!! SLINGBLADE CONNECTS AS KAI GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
Felix Hartley: KICK OUT! Aw, poor Kai! Is he angry? Does he need a tissue. That won’t even compare to how heartbroken he’ll be after I face him because let’s face it, I’m just better. Anyways, Kai dragging Consuela up and irish whipping her into the corner. Kai taking a run- CONSUELA ELBOWING KAI IN THE FACE! Consuela jumping up to the middle rope. DIVING CROSSBODY-
Archimedes J. Manson: NO KAI JUST BARELY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! Consuela falling to a knee as Kai runs to Consuela! SHOTGUN KICK! CONSUELA IS KNOCKED DOWN AS KAI BRINGS HER UP AGAIN! CLOTHESLINE- NO CONSUELA DUCKS UNDER AND RUNS TO THE ROPES! KNEE OF DEATH- NO KAI MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! CONSUELA QUICKLY GETTING UP BUT KAI GRABS HER! CROSSFACE- NO CONSUELA MOVING OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE THE HOLD CAN BE LOCKED IN! KAI STUMBLING TO THE ROPES AS CONSUELA RUNS TO KAI! KAI LIFTING CONSUELA OVER THE TOP ROPE! CONSUELA STAYING ON THE APRON AND HITS KAI WITH AN ELBOW FORCING HIM BACK AS SHE GETS BACK INTO THE RING! CONSUELA GETTING INTO THE RING! JAWBREAKER KNOCKING KAI DOWN!
Felix Hartley: Kai slowly trying to crawl to the ropes. CONSUELA STOMPING ON KAI FORCING HIM BACK DOWN! Kai grabbing Consuela by the hair and pulling him up- KAI WITH A BACKHAND CHOP CREATING DISTANCE BETWEEN BOTH OF THEM! Kai not stopping there! UPPERCUT TO THE JAW OF CONSUELA! Consuela moving back more! CONSUELA WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK- NO KAI BLOCKS IT! CONSUELA GOING FOR A LARIAT- KAI BLOCKS THAT TOO! KAI SWEEPING THE LEG OF CONSUELA AND RUNNING TO THE ROPES! BASEBALL SLIDE!
Archimedes J. Manson: Kai is wasting no time pulling Consuela back up to her feet! DRAGON SLEEPER- NO CONSUELA SLIPS OUT! SPANISH FLY! KAI QUICKLY KNOCKED DOWN AS CONSUELA IS GOING FOR A PIN NOW!
Felix Hartley KICK OUT! It’s a shock how he’s managed to survive this long little twig… Consuela is shocked as she stirs up to her feet. Kai is barely able to crawl to get up as Consuela waits! Consuela running! CLOTHESLINE- KAI DUCKING UNDER AS CONSUELA TURNS AROUND! BUTTERFLY SUPLEX!!! Consuela quickly getting up- BUT KAI! HEEL KICK!!! Consuela still hasn’t fallen as she still manages to go to a knee. Kai taking a big run! CONSUELA WITH A KICK TO THE CHEST OF KAI STAGGERING HIM BACK! CONSUELA HITTING ANOTHER KNEE TO THE GUT OF KAI FORCING HIM BACK DOWN TO A KNEE! Consuela going for a DDT- NO KAI JUST BARELY PUSHING CONSUELA AWAY AS HE FALLS DOWN!
Archimedes J. Manson: Consuela certainly bringing the best out of Kai tonight. Kai stumbling up again as he’s still not giving in. CONSUELA GRABBING KAI! SPANISH FLY- NO KAI ELBOWING HER! CONSUELA STEPPING BACK AS KAI STEPS FORWARD AND TO THE ROPES! RIDE THE LIGHTNING! SLINGBLADE CONNECTS!! Kai falling to the corner as he pulls himself up and pulls Consuela up as well! Kai going into a wrist lock! ELBOW SMASH- NO CONSUELA DUCKS UNDER AS SHE RUNS TO THE ROPES! PENALTY KICK TO THE LEG OF KAI FORCING HIM DOWN! Consuela going to the corner as I think she’s- wait what are you doing?
(Felix Hartley stands up from her chair as Consuela notices and yells)
Consuela Rose Ava (Off-Mic): BACK OFF! I CAN DO THIS MYSELF-
Felix Hartley: Just like you won the Specialists Championship yourself? Ouch Kai nailing Consuela on the head.
Archimedes J. Manson: Was that meant to happen?
Felix Hartley: …
Archimedes J. Manson: …
Felix Hartley: Sure let’s go for that.
Archimedes J. Manson: Kai dragging Consuela to the center of the ring what is he going for! DEATHLOCK! THE WRISTLOCK ELBOW SMASH CONNECTS AS CONSUELA IS OUT COLD! KAI GOES FOR THE PIN!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Devil Trigger plays as Kai stands up and raises his arm in pain. He leans against the ropes staring a hole into Felix Hartley as she stands up from her chair)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner-
Rich Russillo: :blessed: We’re back- KAI! HE’S JUMPED OUT OF THE RING AND GOES STRAIGHT FOR FELIX! ARCHIMEDES JOINING IN TRYING TO ATTACK KAI! KAI THROWING ARCHIMEDES INTO THE BARRICADE! FELIX TRYING TO FIGHT BACK BUT IT’S NO USE! KAI HAS HER! DEATHLOCK- NO FELIX DUCKS UNDER THE ELBOW! AND SHE’S OUT OF HERE! FELIX CONTINUING TO GET THE BETTER OF KAI AS SHE RETREATS LAUGHING HER ASS OFF!
James Peters: Kai noticing Archimedes just barely getting up as he tries to retreat. BUT KAI THROWING HIM INTO THE RING! ARCHIMEDES! JOY BUZZER- NO KAI DUCKS UNDER AND RUNS THE ROPES CLOTHESLINE! Kai bringing Archimedes up again! DRAGON SLEEPER! BLOODBEND IS LOCKED IN AS ARCHIMEDES IS QUICKLY KNOCKED OUT COLD!
(The final shot is of Kai Zolomon standing tall as the Ref checks on both him and Archimedes J. Manson.)
(Voltage fades to a promotional ad for Territorial Invasion.)
(A promotional ad for Territorial Invasion airs. Impact defends the World Heavyweight Championship against Drake King. Mr. DEDEDE defends the Answers World Championship against The Visual Prophet. Charlie Marr defends the EAW World Championship against Rex McAllister. Kassidy Heart defends the Universal Women’s Championship against Cameron Ella Ava. Not to mention, the main event of War Games. All this and more as Territorial Invasion comes to you live on free-per-view September 22, from the BEAUTIFUL Jordan-Hare Stadium in Auburn, Alabama. War Eagle!)
(Voltage returns and cuts to Bella.)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONEEEE FALLLL…
(Crowd Repeats “ONE FALLLL”)
(‘Head Strong’ by Trapt begins to play, as Shawn Stugis Jr makes his way onto the stage.)
James Peters: Rich, based on what we’ve seen so far, this kid has a lot of heart, and really will battle it out until the end. He’s gonna need every ounce of fight tonight, against The Woogieman.
(Shawn Sturgis Jr. approaches the ring, high fiving kids in the crowd.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST….WRESTLING OUT OF FONTANAAAA, CALIFORNIAAAA…WEIGHING IN AT 204 POUNDS….SHAWWWWWWNNNNNN STURRRRGISSSS JRRRRR!!!
(Crowd is filled with a mixture of cheers and boos.)
Rich Russillo: You know, this kid does have a lot of heart …but he’s also very confident, and has a bit of that cutthroat nature, which every competitor needs. He’s still green in the ring, but he’s proving more dangerous every week!
(‘IF YA SMELLLLLLL’…. By Adam Massacre rings throughout the arena, as the crowd breaks out in a frenzy of cheers!)
Rich Russillo: HERE WE GO!….WOOGIEMAN!!! It’s no wonder why the entire world loves this man! If anything, he’s just gonna prove that right here and right now as he puts on an awesome match!
James Peters: No denying that. The Woogieman is nothing short of an icon. A win here would be great for Shawn Sturgis, especially considering he hasn’t actually gotten a win yet!
(Woogie enters to a massive cheer.)
Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT …WRESTLING OUT OF JACKSONVILLE, FLORRIIDAAAA..WEIGHING IT AT 260 POUNDSS…THEGOOOAATT……
(Crowd Chants: “WE LOVE WOOGIE, WE LOVE WOOGIE, WE LOVE WOOGIE!!!”
James Peters: This crowd is absolutely electric! We’re ready to kickoff this bout!
(DING, DING, DING!)
James Peters: HERE WE GO! Neither competitor is willing to risk a short finish, so they’re starting slow…Now they lock horns, jockeying and tussling for position. Woogie with the 50 plus pound weight advantage in this match, quickly pushes Shawn into the turnbuckles. Woogie’s using all of the referees five count, he better be care- A slap right in the face of Shawn! Woogie showing some massive disrespect, and I don’t think Shawn is going to take that very lightly!
Rich Russillo: Woogie’s trying to get in the he-CLOTHESLINE! JESUS CHRIST HE TOOK WOOGIE’S HEAD OFF, THIS COULD END EARLY! Wisely, Woogie rolls out of the ring. Shawn’s followed him out though, not giving Woogie any room to breath. You were right James, Shawn definitely didn’t take that slap lightly, AND HERE HE COMES, WITH ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE- NO! WOOGIE DUCKS IT, AND THERE’S A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION BY WOOGIEMAN! WOOGIE NOW, SENDS SHAWN INTO THE RING POST!
James Peters: Shawn is in trouble, as it looks like he’s trying to use the barricade to get up, BUT THERE’S A PUNCH TO THE FACE BY WOOGIE, CAUSING SHAWN TO DROP RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND! WOOGIE IS IN CLEAR CONTROL OF THIS MATCH RIGHT NOW, SHAWN NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!
Rich Russillo: The count begins as Shawn is quickly trying to retreat away from Woogieman. Shawn trying to turn around and land a punch on Woogie BUT WOOGIEMAN DUCKS AND LANDS A PUNCH, RIGHT INTO SHAWN’S JAW, CAUSING THE MAN TO STUMBLE BACK!!
James Peters: Shawn grabbing Woogie! HE SLAMS HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE APRON! Woogie is stunned as Shawn throws him back into the ring. Woogie quickly getting up as Shawn moves in on him. CLOTHESLINE- NO WOOGIE SIDE STEPS JUST AT THE RIGHT TIME AS SHAWN BREAKS INTO A RUN! SPINEBUSTER BY WOOGIE- NO SHAWN ELBOWING WOOGIE FORCING SOME DISTANCE!
Rich Russillo: Shawn quickly kicking the legs of Woogie as he can’t fight back! Woogieman quickly retreating to the corner as Shawn follows and runs at Woogie! ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE AS SHAWN IS DRAGGING WOOGIE TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! ELBOW DROP! Woogie rolling over to his back as Shawn grabs him! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Woogie rolling across the ring and back down as Shawn has a cocky look on his face, despite holding his jaw after those punches from earlier.
James Peters: Woogie is crawling up to his feet as Shawn grabs him by the hair! NECKBREAKER! Woogie falling into a sitting position as Shawn runs to the ropes and back! PENALTY KICK- NO WOOGIE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME AS BOTH MEN QUICKLY GET TO THEIR FEET! SHAWN GOING FOR A DROPKICK- NO WOOGIE BLOCKING IT AND PUSHING HIM AWAY! Shawn tripping over himself as he pulls himself up using the ropes. Woogie taking a run! CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP ROPE! Shawn just barely hanging onto the top rope as Woogie is running at Shawn again! KNEE TO THE BACK OF SHAWN’S HEAD AS HE TUMBLES DOWN BACK TO THE OUTSIDE!!!
Rich Russillo: Shawn quickly getting up and rolling into the ring aimlessly as Woogie is waiting for him! Shawn now charging right at Woogieman, RIGHT INTO A SPINEBUSTER!! SHAWN JUST RAN RIGHT INTO A SPINEBUSTER, AND HE CERTAINLY FELT THAT AS WOOGIEMAN IS GOING FOR THE PIN!! THIS JUST MAY END THE MATCH, JUST LIKE THAT!!
James Peters: KICK OUT BY SHAWN STURGIS! Woogieman with a face of acceptance as he gets to his feet. Looks like Woogie is going for the People’s Elbow as he pulls off his elbow pad! Woogie running the ropes- NO!! SHAWN KIPPING UP TO HIS FEET! WHAT A SMOOTH DROPKICK BY SHAWN STURGIS KNOCKING THE LIGHTS OUT OF WOOGIE!!! WOOGIEMAN IS DOWN!!
Rich Russillo: Shawn barely seems to be standing as he waits for Woogie to get up, BUT THERE’S WOOGIE LANDING A PUNCH WITH A BURST OF ENERGY AS SHAWN STUMBLES BACK! SHAWN NOT HAVING ANY OF THAT AS HE KICKS WOOGIE IN THE GUT! STUNNER!!! WAIT WOOGIE IS STILL STANDING AS HE GRABS SHAWN QUICKLY TO HIS SURPRISE!!!
James Peters: THE BOTTOM-WAIT, NO! SHAWN MANAGED TO HIT AN ELBOW, CAUSING WOOGIE TO LET GO OF HIM! Shawn now with a kick to the midsection, AND HE HAS HIM UP IN A POWERBOMB POSITION, HE MAY BE LOOKING FOR THE ROCK BOTTOM, BUT NO! WOOGIE IS FIGHTING OUT OF HIS GRASP NOW! MULTIPLE PUNCHES TO THE FACE BY WOOGIEMAN, AND SHAWN IS FORCED TO DROP HIM!
Rich Russillo: Both men are back to their feet, and now Woogie just hit Shawn with a big right hand! Shawn is sent stumbling a bit by that punch, but he retaliates with a punch of his own, straight to the jaw! That punch caused Woogie to drop down to a knee for a second, but he’s back up and he hits a second punch, connecting with Shawn’s jaw! Shawn’s legs seemed wobbly after that punch, but now he throws another one of his own, BUT WOOGIE CATCHES HIS ARM! WOOGIE CAUGHT THE ARM, AND THERE’S ANOTHER PUNCH IN THE FACE! AND ANOTHER! AND ONE MORE! WOOGIE NOW OFF THE ROPES-
James Peters: WOW! WHAT AN ELBOW BY SHAWN! BOTH MEN JUST FELL TO THE MAT, BUT WOOGIE JUST MAY BE OUT AFTER SHAWN JUST HIT A SPINNING BACK ELBOW JUST AS WOOGIE WAS RUNNING THE ROPES, PLANNING TO HIT A MOVE! Shawn now is backing up into the corner, using it to get to his feet, and it looks like he’s waiting for Woogieman to get to his feet! Woogie now finally getting up, holding his nose.. KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! STUNNE- WAIT NO! WOOGIE PUSHES SHAWN AWAY BEFORE THE STUNNER COULD CONNECT, AND NOW HE PULLS HIM INTO A SCHOOL BOY ROLL UP!
Rich Russillo: SHAWN KICKED OUT!! SHAWN KICKED OUT OF THE ROLL UP, AND HE DUCKS A LARIAT BY WOOGIE! SHAWN NOW TURNING WOOGIE AROUND, AND THERE’S ANOTHER KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! STUNNER!!! THE STUNNER CONNECTS THIS TIME, DROPPING WOOGIE FLAT ONTO HIS BACK!! SHAWN ISN’T STOPPING THERE!! HE’S LIFTING WOOGIE UP FROM HIS BACK, LIGHTS OUT!!! THE LIGHTS OUT!! THE KILLSWITCH CONNECTS, BUT.. HE ISN’T GOING FOR THE COVER!! WHAT’S HE THINKING? WOOGIE IS PULLING HIMSELF OUT ONTO THE APRON, WHY DIDN’T SHAWN PIN HIM!?
James Peters: I THINK THIS IS WHY! SHAWN IS PULLING WOOGIE UP FROM THE APRON, AND HE’S DRAGGING HIM IN BETWEEN THE MIDDLE AND TOP ROPE, I THINK HE’S READY TO FINISH THIS MATCH!! THE ROPE-HUNG DDT CONNECTS!!! IT CONNECTS!! SHAWN CALLS THIS THE NIGHTMARE!! THIS IS IT, IT HAS TO BE OVER!! THE COVER NOW BY SHAWN STURGIS, TO PUT AWAY THE WOOGIEMAN AND GET HIS FIRST WIN HERE ON VOLTAGE!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(‘Head Strong’ plays again to a loud mixed reaction as Shawn Sturgis gets up clutching his jaw. The Ref raises his hand as Shawn rolls out of the ring and trash talks to Woogie as he slowly leaves)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… SHAAAAAWN STTUUUURGISSS!!!!
Rich Russillo: :mjcry: Shawn Sturgis got the win tonight! That was a great match, and it definitely took a lot, but Shawn managed to get his first win here on Voltage after hitting not only the Lights Out, but the Nightmare as well, after already hitting a stunner! That was an incredible combination, and if he keeps this up Shawn may be going places here in EAW!
James Peters: We can’t deny Woogieman put up a fight, but at the end of the day Shawn just got the better of him and finally got this first victory here in EAW. Woogie doesn’t have anything to be upset about though, as he put on an excellent match with Shawn tonight. But even so, congratulations to the winner, as he showed tonight he’s certainly going to be a key factor in the future of Voltage!
(The Woogieman is still in the ring as Shawn leaves, only barely managing to roll out of it after the combo Shawn hit him with. Afterwards an official helps him to the back as ‘Head Strong’ continues playing.)
James Peters: Again, congratulations to Shawn Sturgis! The third time was the charm. However, we want to switch gears for a moment and turn our attention to what happened last week at the conclusion of the match between Ms. Extreme and the Interwire Champion, Terry Chambers.
( SCREEN BAR – REPLAY )
Rich Russillo: TERRY PICKED HER UP!! TERRY JUST PICKED HER UP JUST AS SHE WAS CHARGING AT HIM, AND THERE’S THE T-5!!! THE T-5 CONNECTS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND THERE’S THE COVER TO PUT AWAY MS. EXTREME!!! IT’S OVER, THIS ONE HAD TO BE OVER!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION, TTTEEERRRRYYY CCHHAAAMMBERRRSSSS!!!!
James Peters: Man, that was an incredibly close match, I can’t believe Terry managed to pull off that T-5! Ms. Extreme was in control for the last few minutes, but somehow Terry managed to pick her up and hit that T-5 out of nowhere! Man, what a match!
Rich Russillo: Yeah, I’ll admit. Ms. Extreme surprised me there, but even so- OH MY GOD!! TERRY JUST GOT KNOCKED OUT FROM BEHIND, AND IS THAT.. IT’S DR. BETHANY BLUE!! DR. BETHANY BLUE AND THE NURSE RANNANAH GOLDSTEIN, THEY JUST ATTACKED THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION!! TERRY JUST GOT BLASTED FROM BEHIND BY THE TWO, AND WHAT’S THE NURSE DOING!?
James Peters: IS THAT A SYRINGE? WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH A- THEY JUST INJECTED TERRY WITH IT! THE TWO JUST STABBED THAT SYRINGE INTO TERRY, AND I DON’T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY MAY HAVE JUST DONE TO HIM, BUT NOW IT LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE DRAGGING HIM OUT!! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION!?
(The two roll Terry out of the ring, before working together to bring Terry backstage. During that time everyone looks surprised and confused, as the two seemingly knocked Terry out, and the crowd, as well as the commentary team seem unsure on what the two plan to do with Terry as he’s dragged backstage. Voltage fades into a promotional ad for Territorial Invasion.)
(The scene cuts back to Rich and James, and they have somber looks on their faces. The camera zooms in on our their ‘Missing’ T-shirts, and more specifically on the stern face of the Interwire Champion that is on the shirts.)
Rich Russillo: Other than a couple of posts on social media, Terry Chambers has not been heard from, nor has he been seen. If you believe Dr. Bethany Blue, then she has been personally taking care of Terry since kidnapping him last week.
James Peters: However, it’s been brought to our attention that we actually have some found footage.
Rich Russillo: And if you don’t know what ‘found footage’, think ‘Blair Witch Project’ and that kind of thing.
(The camera cuts from Rich and James, and fades into the found footage. We can only speculate that it was shot earlier in the week, right around the time Terry Chambers posted on social media.)
(The scene opens up and it’s dark. Like there’s no other way to describe what’s going on right now. A man’s breathing is heard before the front facing camera switches on and the face of the Interwire Champion comes into focus. Terry looks okay given the fact he was injected with a syringe and kidnapped, and honestly he kind of looks pissed.)
Terry Chambers: I don’t know where the fuck I am, or what’s even going on, but I do know that it’s dark in here. I don’t know how long I’ve been in this room, and it is a room… a dark room. However I think I have a pretty damn good idea of who did this.
(Terry is speaking in a whisper because outside of the door he’s trapped behind, voices can be heard. They’re a little muffled but finally get louder and there’s no mistaken who the voices belong too. Dr. Bethany Blue and Nurse Rannanah Goldstein are heard talking.)
Dr. Bethany Blue (O.S.): He’s literally the perfect patient. Terry is considerably overweight, even borderline obsese, and somehow he manages to pull off these incredible athletic feats he has no business being able to do. I love him! I just couldn’t wait for Territorial Invasion to get him to myself. No. I want him now. We need to sedate him again because we both know he’s a fighter, and then do a full exam. I want to hear his heart beating in his chest. I want to hear those clogged arteries at work. In fact, I really want to take a good look at his digestive track. I think we should do an endoscopy procedure and depending on what we find, we might have to cut him open to further to see what goes on inside Terry. I just want to make sure he’s in the best possible shape come Territorial Invasion, that way the two of us can really put on the best match ever.
Nurse Rannanah Goldstein (O.S.): The diet already seems to be working and we are just one day in. Starving the patient and keeping him locked in that closet has helped him drop almost three pounds.
Dr. Bethany Blue (O.S.): Splendid! How is his blood pressure?
Nurse Rannanah Goldstein (O.S.): 120 over 80.
Dr. Bethany Blue (O.S.): :oh: That’s good. What about his blood sugar level?
Nurse Rannanah Goldstein (O.S.): It was around 70 when we checked it last, which is pretty normal.
Dr. Bethany Blue (O.S.): Oh thank goodness we don’t have to worry about Terry having diabetes yet. I would hate to see his weight problem balloon into obesity and cause him health complications in the future, and yes, that includes diabetes. Terry might not have the correct diet, and he might not work out enough, but if he sticks with me, I can make sure he becomes the healthiest he’s ever been.
Nurse Rannanah Goldstein (O.S.): Of course, Dr. Blue.
Dr. Bethany Blue (O.S.): Alright, he should be awake now. I’m going to go on and see if I can get Terry to be a willing participant. If he doesn’t submit, you have the syringe ready, right?
(Terry turns the camera back on himself and raises an eyebrow.)
Terry Chambers: Nah fuck this.
(It’s still dark inside the room, but it’s obvious that Terry is getting to his feet and walking towards where he assumes the door is. The camera catches the door knob and it’s assumed Terry has pressed himself back against the wall behind the door.)
(A few seconds later, a key is heard being put inside a lock, and the door opens. Light pours into the room and the camera is pointed at the floor.)
Dr. Bethany Blue (O.S.): Good morning, Terry!
(The doctor practically sings and a light is turned on. Dr. Bethany Blue’s expensive Jimmy Choos are seen.)
Dr. Bethany Blue (O.S.): Terry! Why are you hiding behind the do-
(Dr. Bethany Blue lets out a cry and hits the ground. The cellphone with the camera hits the ground as well, and Nurse Rannanah Goldstein is heard running into the small room. The sounds of scuffling can be heard.)
Dr. Bethany Blue (O.S.): SEDATE HIM NURSE GOLDSTEIN! I TWISTED MY ANKLE!
(All of a sudden, Nurse Rannanah Goldstein lets out an ear piercing shirk.)
Nurse Rannanah Goldstein (O.S.): HE HIT ME IN THE EYE PATCH!
(Footsteps can be heard running from the scene and Dr. Bethany Blue is heard screaming the word ‘fudge’ over and over again.)
Dr. Bethany Blue (O.S.): I can’t believe he got away!
Nurse Rannanah Goldstein (O.S.): I can’t believe that bastard went for my eye.
Dr. Bethany Blue (O.S.): Nurse Goldstein, get me the scalpel. Because when I find Terry again and get my hands on him, we’re going to make sure he never escapes again even if that means I have to cut him open and plant a tracking device inside of him. I will make sure that man stays healthy and becomes the best possible version of himself that he can be.
(The camera is picked up and shut off, thus fading the scene to black.)
(Voltage cuts back to Rich and James.)
Rich Russillo: :lupe:
James Peters: :lupe:
(There is nothing more the two of them to say as Voltage fades into a highlight video for the previous night’s episode of Saturday Night Showdown.)
(A brief recap of Showdown airs, showing some of the highlights from this past Saturday night’s episode. Mr. DEDEDE and The Visual Prophet competed against the two members of Heavenly Hell is respective ‘Beat The Clock’ challenges. Viz would defeat Constance Blevins in 11:11, but the match between DEDEDE and Minerva would end up in a draw, thus giving Viz the right to pick the stipulation for their Answers World Championship match at Territorial Invasion! Elsewhere, Jamie O’Hara finished filling out his War Games adding the newly formed tag team of Chris Elite and Ahren Fournier!)
(Voltage fades back in and cuts to the backstage area where the TV is on and Saturday Night Showdown is on the screen. It shows Eric Havoc’s disdainful actions as the camera then pans to Korey Gaines and Frankie Paradise watching with frustration. Sofia Clarke then walks up to them as both of them turn and stand up.)
Sofia Clarke: Korey, Frankie, do you mind if I ask some questions about the upcoming weeks?
Korey Gaines: Go ahead!
Frankie Paradise: *Takes lollipop out of mouth* Yeah sure.
Sofia Clarke: Obviously you’re angered about the actions of Eric Havoc-
Korey Gaines: Isn’t that obvious, Sofia? It’s clear that both of us are annoyed of what Eric is practically being allowed to do with no consequence whatsoever. Maybe some people just don’t know it, but he plans to destroy EAW. He started with Dynasty and now he’s off, he attacked us, he’s on a different brand, he had nothing to do with us whatsoever!
Frankie Paradise: And to think he could do it right when I was beating him too! I mean you could’ve done it any other time-
Korey Gaines: No you weren’t going to beat me. Clearly I was going to beat you.
Frankie Paradise: Yeah yeah whatever you get the point, it’s fair game eh? We can just say nothing happened and move on!
Korey Gaines: You go say that pal.
Frankie Paradise: But yeah, the point is we’re not worrying about that match, we’re pissed, and we’re not gonna sit around doing nothing! It’s our business now, and the fact that he can practically get away with this and StarrStan isn’t going to do anything about it is sick.
Korey Gaines: Let’s be fair here not even Captain Charisma did enough to do anything to stop him. I know he’s got a lot on his plate but c’mon, there’s more that could be done for sure.. He made a bunch of empty threats that let’s admit probably won’t stop him. It’s stupid, absolutely stupid! And it’s clear now that it’s not even Voltage’s concern now seeing as what he did on Showdown. It’s clear Captain Charisma hasn’t done anything to help the case as Eric hasn’t stopped, clearly, and now he has recruits. Imagine joining Eric Havoc and his cause.
Frankie Paradise: I’m not happy with how CC handled things on Dynasty, and I’m not even sure if Jenny Punk will get the situation under control. But Korey and I, we definitely plan on doing something. We’re going to stand up and do something about the situation, and make sure Eric Havoc gets what’s coming to him; just know that this won’t be the last Eric sees of us. It absolutely blows my mind how StarrStan allows him to do that, if you can’t fire him the least you can do is lay some heavy consequences down on him. But after all this time, he’s done nothing. He’s let Eric free and now look what’s happened, it’s like he hasn’t learned from the past. In my opinion his best bet after all he’s done if you look back, is fire him. But no, StarrStan isn’t doing that.
Sofia Clarke: And are you going to do anything about it?
Frankie Paradise: I just said we were, doll.
Korey Gaines: I think the whole point of it was that we are going to do something. He intervened into our business now we have no choice but to intervene in his, and we’re not stopping till this whole shit is blown over. Me and Frankie can put our differences aside just for a bit, because if Captain Charisma or Starrstan isn’t going to do it, we are, it’s as simple as that. We know what he’s up to, he’s trying to make a regime or whatever to fight back against EAW. But we wanna make sure Eric and his recruits don’t come back to Voltage, one way or another we’re going to make sure he regrets ever making a choice like that again.
Sofia Clarke: Well adding onto that, I’d like to ask, what is your plan to do that?
Frankie Paradise: Well we can agree Korey, that we’re going to make sure Eric won’t ever make the mistake of disrupting our match again.
Korey Gaines: And I think we have to do more than give him a warning. The old saying is that actions speak louder than words. And we can agree that what we’ll do will go farther than what we say, trust us.
Frankie Paradise: But let’s just say, Eric Havoc is fucked.
Sofia Clarke: Alright thank you for your time.
(Korey nods and also excuses himself, since his tag team match is up next. He exits and Frankie looks at Sofia, licking his lips, and giving her an appreciative glance. Sofia makes a face and hurries off, and the scene fades to the ringside area.)
(Bella smiles as the camera focuses in on her.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
( ‘Thunderstruck’ by ACDC blares throughout the arena to a huge pop. Korey Gaines makes his way onto the stage before ‘Mob Ties’ by Drake closely follows. Cepheus St. Claire joins him on the stage before they make their way down the ramp. )
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! With a combined weight of 400 pounds…They are the team of Cepheus St. Claire and Korey Gaines!
Rich Russillo: a strange pairing of St. Claire and Gaines, two different styles, two different ambitions, and two different characters, but they will face the same opportunity tonight and that is the opportunity of defeating Garcia and Barlow. St. Claire has some business to finish here tonight as he will stand across the ring with the man who he attacked last week, Jesse Barlow.
James Peters: And the man he put a hit on. Don’t forget about that.
( ‘The Path’ by Senses Fall echoes throughout the venue as boos accompany Jesse Barlow while he makes his way down to the ring. When he stops at the end of the ramp, ‘What Happens If I Can’t Check My Myspace When We Get There?’ by Attack, Attack! hits to an ear-deafening pop. Jayln Garcia shoots from the curtains and hypes up the crowd before marching down the aisle. )
Bella Braxton: AND THEIR OPPONENTS! With a combined weight of 360 pounds.. JESSE BARLOW AND JAYLN GARCIA!!
James Peters: You can see there is unfinished business to be settled here tonight as Jesse Barlow has not taken his eye off Cepheus St. Claire. The individual who stands beside him is Jalyn Gacia, the same individual he faced last week.
( DING! DING! DING! )
Rich Russillo: Korey Gaines and Jesse Barlow are going to start this match off as they initiate a collar-and-elbow tie up. Barlow quickly converts it into a headlock as he takes him down. Gaines uses his legs to grab his head and Barlow shoots off the ground with a kip-up. Barlow runs into the ropes, skips over Gaines, ducks his leapfrog as Gaines rolls up. Barlow dives over him as Gaines quickly runs past him, springs off the ropes, grabs Barlow’s arm and spins around.
James Peters: But Barlow holds onto his arm, pulling and whipping him into the ropes. Gaines rolls into the ground, flips backwards, and sends Barlow into the canvas with a headscissors. Gaines gets up to his feet, drills Barlow with a spinning gut kick and follows up with a boot to his ear. He is groggy as Gaines rebounds off the ropes. BARLOW LIFTS GAINES UP!! AND SENDS HIM SPLATTING ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!
Rich Russillo: Gaines feels the impact of that decline as Barlow rebounds off the ropes. GAINES FLIPS BARLOW BACKWARDS AND CONNECTS WITH A STANDING SPANISH FLY!!! Barlow floored out of nowhere with a beautiful standing spanish fly and Gaines hooks his leg.
James Peters: Barlow gets his shoulder up at one as Gaines tags in St. Claire into the ring. St. Claire whips him into the ropes, Barlow rebounds and blasts Claire with a kick to the face. Claire stunned as he follows Barlow into the corner. Barlow gets his feet up, but Claire shifts him into the ropes, hanging him and CONNECTS WITH A BACKSTABBER!!! Cover!
Rich Russillo: Kick out! Claire muscles him into the corner, positions his legs onto him and FALLS BACKWARDS!!! MONKEY FLIP!! BUT BARLOW LANDS ON HIS FEET AND TAGS GARCIA IN!!! Garcia steps through the ropes, rolling past Claire and shoves Gaines off the apron with a jumping forearm.
James Peters: Garcia dodges Cepheus, hops onto the ropes, and SPRINGS BACKWARDS!! MOONSAULT!!! BUT CLAIRE CATCHES HIM!!! Claire with a smirk on his face as he carries him across the ring! BUT GARCIA WHIRLS AROUND AND DRILLS HIM WITH A TORNADO DDT!!!
Rich Russillo: Garcia feeling the energy of the atmosphere here in the Pinnacle Bank Arena as he soars through the ropes! AND TAKES GAINES DOWN WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!!! The force of the dive sent Gaines over the announce table as Garcia immediately rolls back into the ring. HE’S QUICK ON HIS FEET AS HE LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE!! TOPE CON HILO!!!! Garcia slides him into the ring and jumps onto the middle rope, springing and spinning! SPRINGBOARD TORNILLO!!!!!! COVER!!
James Peters: KICK OUT! Garcia quickly on the move as he sends roundhouse kicks to the legs of St. Claire. He runs the ropes, sprints past Cepheus and springs off the ropes. AND GETS DECKED BY A SUPERKICK!!! Claire stumbles to the floor as he covers Garcia.
Rich Russillo: KICK OUT! St. Claire begins to tease Barlow as he kicks Garcia’s head. Cepheus crouches, grabs his tights, and PULLS HIM OFF THE GROUND!!! AND CONNECTS WITH A DEADLIFT VERTICAL SUPLEX!!! St. Claire displaying his pure strength as he looks to repeat it again. Instead of going for a pin attempt, he hooks his tights and lifts him up once again! BUT GARCIA JUMPS OVER HIS SHOULDERS AND LEAPS TOWARDS BARLOW!
James Peters: BUT CEPHEUS GRABS HIS LEGS AND GARCIA GOES FACE FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS!! Garcia dumbfounded by that impact as Cepheus hovers over his body. Garcia crawls under his legs, jumps up and PLANTS HIM WITH A POISON RANA!! THE INVERTED HURRICANRANA SPIKES CEPHEUS AS GARCIA TAGS BARLOW IN!!
Rich Russillo: Cepheus has just made it up to his feet while Barlow is perched on the top. BARLOW SOARS!! AND NAILS HIM WITH A FLYING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!! The momentum of the collision sends Cepheus two-thirds across the ring and into the corner. Barlow bounces off the corner and charges into Cepheus. KISS OF DEATH!!! RUNNING DOUBLE LEGGED DROP KICK INTO THE CORNER AS BARLOW COMES OFF THE ROPES AND JUMPS UP!! CURBBB STOMP!!! COVER!!!!
James Peters: KICK OUT! Cepheus gets up to his feet as BARLOW CHARGES INTO HIM!! SPEAR!!!! BUT CEPHEUS INTERCEPTS WITH A BICYCLE KNEE!! Cepheus places his head between his legs and lifts him up! SPIKE PILEDRIVER!! BUT BARLOW FLIPS HIM OVER!! Both men reel into their corners and tag their partners in.
Rich Russillo: Barlow chases Cepheus and sends him over the top rope with a clothesline. Gaines dodges Garica, jumps onto the ropes, and springs backwards. He holds Garcia in an inverted ddt position as Barlow charges into him. Gaines kicks him, grabs his head AND DRILLS HIM WITH A DDT WHILE PLANTING GARCIA WITH A REVERSE DDT!!
James Peters: Barlow rolls out of the ring while Gaines returns to his feet. Gaines runs the ropes, Garcia sidesteps him and GAINES SOARS THROUGH THE ROPES AND TAKES OUT ST.CLAIRE!!! GAINES ACCIDENTLY TAKING OUT HIS PARTNER AS BARLOW TURNS HIM AROUND AND FLOORS HIM WITH A PUNCH TO THE FACE!!
Rich Russillo: The Repent Punch as Barlow wraps his arms around the waist of Gaines. Garcia runs and SHOOTS THROUGH THE ROPES!! SUICIDE DIVE INTO GERMAN SUPLEX!! WHAT?!!?!??!! GAINES MANAGES TO FLIP ONTO HIS FEET AS HE SPRINTS PAST BARLOW AND GARCIA!!! HE LEAPS ONTO THE APRON, FLIPS BACKWARDS AND TAKES BOTH OF THEM OUT WITH A MOONSAULT!!
James Peters: Gaines quickly rolls Garcia into the ring! He climbs to the top rope while Garcia is in the landing zone! HE SOARS!!!!!! 405!!!!!! THE IMPLODING 450 SPLASH ONTO JAYLN GARCIA AS HE GOES FOR THE COVER!!
Rich Russillo: BARLOW PULLS THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING!! Barlow breaking up the ring count as the referee yells at him. Gaines realizes this as he runs the ropes! BUT GARCIA JUMPS UP AND NAILS HIM WITH A SATELLITE DDT!! Garcia tags Barlow in as Gaines staggers! BARLow CHARGES INTO HIM!!! V-TRIGGGGGAHHHHH!!!! NEVERMORE AS BARLOW COVERS HIM!!
James Peters: CEPHEUS BREAKS UP THE COUNT!!! Barlow is furious as he was a milli-second away from ending this match. Barlow pulls Cepheus up to his feet with disgust in his face. AND CEPHEUS UNLOADS ONTO BARLOW WITH JABS!! CEPHEUS POURING STRIKES ONTO BARLOW!!! BUT BARLOW KNOCKS HIM OUT WITH THE REPENT!! THE STIFF PUNCH TO THE FACE SENDS CEPHEUS THROUGH THE ROPES!!
Rich Russillo: Barlow with a huge smirk on his face as he tags Garcia. He hoists him up while Garcia rests on the top turnbuckle! POWERBOMB!!! BUT GAINES FLIPS HIM FORWARD!! CANADIAN DESTROYER!!! GAINES RUNS INTO HIS CORNER AND TAGS CEPHEUS, WHO IS BACK ON THE APRON! CEPHEUS INTO THE MATCH!! JESSE IMMEDIATELY MAKES A BEELINE FOR CEPHEUS, BUT CEPH CATCHES HIM WITH A KNEE TO THE TEMPLE! HE GRABS JESSE AND THROWS HIM HEADFIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! JALYN GARCIA SOARS OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!! SHADDDDYYY ENNNDDDDINGGG!!!! THE CUTTER IN MID AIR AS HE GOES FOR THE COVER!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( ‘Mob Ties’ by Drake blasts through the speaker to thunderous boos as Korey Gaines joins Cepheus St. Claire in the ring. )
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER……. KORRREYYY GAINNNESS AND CEPPPPHEUUUUS SSTTTTT… CLAIIIIIRRRREE!!!
Rich Russillo: What an incredible tag team match from both sides. Jesse Barlow and Jayln Garcia were on the verge of capturing the victory, but St. Claire rose from the ashes and completely changed the complexion of this match with that cutter in mid air.
James Peters: Jesse Barlow will surely have a bone to pick with St. Claire after this match. I assure you the fight they started last week that spilled into the crowd has not been finished yet. St. Claire with the one up over Barlow and that is what matters.
(Jesse is down on the outside of the ring and he looks angry. Voltage fades to commercial break.)
(Commercial break for Wilson tennis racquet featuring Mr. DEDEDE. The Answers World Champion is seen blasting tennis balls with his Wilson racquet down at the Ryan Adams Estate in the Dominic Republic.)
(Voltage returns, with the Bella standing by.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR….ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(“LLC” by Nicki Minaj hits as Aniyah makes her way down the ramp, hips swaying side to side as the crowd immediately starts to shower her with mixed reactions. She flexes on her way down and motions a “bye” to the crowd as she slides into the ring.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM BROOKLYN NEW YORK…WEIGHING IN AT 155 POOUNDS….THE HOOD PRINCESSSS….ANIYAHHHH MIITCHHEELLLL!!!
Rich Russillo: Now here’s a woman I’m thoroughly impressed by, and no matter what her personality is, it seems that much of the crowd also is beginning to love the athleticism and display of power she brings into the ring.
James Peters: You’re right Rich, she won a hard-fought fatal four way last week, and now she’s back facing a foe she took on last week. Aniyah, if nothing else, is a future star in this business. I mean, for God’s sake she already calls herself the next champ! She’s got the tools alright
(LLC dies out as “The Roots” by Next Movement hit as Damien Butler III makes his way down the ramp in a dimly lit arena as red and blue strobe lights shine on him. He wears his boxer’s robe and walks into the ring, arms raised high as the crowd reacts with applause.)
Bella Braxton: …AND HER OPPONENT…FROM SILICON VALLEY CALIFORNIAAAA…WEIGHING IN AT 220 POUNDS….DB3…..DAAAAMIIIENNN BUTLERRRR THE THIRRRDDDD!!!
Rich Russillo: Damien is a smart man, a technological genius, and sometimes I wonder why he’s wrestling when he can benefit humanity with his robots, but there’s no question that his creativity translates well beyond the confines of machines. Damien is a gifted wrestler and he’s here tonight to make a name for himself yet again.
James Peters: Absolutely! This kid amazes me, and there’s no doubt he’s got an ace up his sleeve against the woman who beat him last week. Can Damien pull this one off? Time to find out!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: Damien looks at Aniyah and motions for a handshake, looks like Aniyah is just smiling at the offer and shaking her head…she slaps his hand away! Looks like Aniyah isn’t here to make friends! Damien smiles back as he approaches for a lockup, both wrestlers now in the lock to see who is the stronger of the two…Aniyah pulls Damien down! Damien on one knee! AND A KICK TO THE GUTS! Damien falls hard as Aniyah still clutching onto his hands, Aniyah pulls him up…spins him around..NO! Damien breaks free and rolls behind Aniyah and grabs her around the waist! Damien trying to assert control over the match but seems to be struggling. Aniyah trying to pry his hands from around her waist, A BACKWARD HEADBUTT! Damien is stunned as Aniyah breaks free and IRISH WHIP! Damien irish whipped into the ropes!
James Peters: Damien recoils off the rope…NO he’s got his arms wrapped around the rope just as he was about to rebound! He’s smirking at Aniyah who looks frustrated! Aniyah charging into Damien now…DAMIEN FLIPS ANIYAH OVER! SHE’S GONE OVER THE TOP ROPE!! –NO! Aniyah with a phenomenal sense of awareness as she lands behind Butler right on the apron! SHE GOT HER ARMS AROUND DAMIEN–HOLY MOLY A SUPLEX TOSS!! ANIYAH JUST SUPLEXED DAMIEN FROM THE APRON ONTO THE FLOOR!
Rich Russillo: :wow: Unbelievable power from this girl, but both of them now on the floor as the ref begins to count!
Rich Russillo: looks like Aniyah is back up on her feet, she’s pulling Damien up who seems pretty banged up early in this match. Does he have enough to finish the job? Damien puts up an arm to counter Aniyah but Aniyah with a irish whip on the steel steps! Damien going to crash into the steps! NO! DAMIEN LEAPS ON THE STEPS AND JUMPS BACK AT ANIYAH! SITOUT JAWBREAKER AS HE FALLS GRABBING ANIYAH’S CHIN!!! –NO!! ANIYAH…MY GOD THE STRENGTH OF THIS LADY, SHE’S GOT DAMIEN HANGING MID AIR, SHE’S CARRYING DAMIEN PREVENTING HIM FROM FALLING!! — SHE’S LIFTING HIM UP FOR GORILLA PRESS SLAM!! –NOT SO FAST!! DAMIEN WITH KNEES ON ANIYAH’S SKULL! ANIYAH STRUGGLING! DAMIEN BREAKS FREE AND –DDT!!! DAMIEN WITH A SPINNING DDT! ANIYAH’S FACE HITS THE FLOOR!!
James Peters: Damien picks up Aniyah by her hair and is sliding her back in the ring!
James Peters: Both competitors back in the ring as Damien looks to go for the pin, he goes for the cover…NO! Damien just flung away by Aniyah as he tries to lay on her. Damn! Not even a 1 count! –KIP UP! Aniyah back!! Aniyah back on her feet and she’s looking pissed! Damien can’t believe it! I can’t believe it and the fans here at this arena can’t believe it!
Rich Russillo: Aniyah charging into Damien and barraging him with an avalanche of knees to the gut! Look at her go! Damien looks out of breath as Aniyah stops momentarily, turns around and –SPINNING LARIAT!! DAMIEN DOWN! A COVER IS MADE!!
James Peters: AND A KICKOUT AT TWO BY BUTLER! Aniyah picks up Butler and has now gotten him in a suplex position! –WATCH OUT! DAMIEN BACK AGAIN WITH THE KNEE TO THE HEAD! Aniyah lets go and Damien quickly following it up with a spinning kick..NO! Aniyah saw it coming and ducks! Aniyah grabbing Damien mid kick and has him in the powerbomb position! –BUT DAMIEN BACK ON THE ASSAULT AT HE POUNDS ANIYAH’S HEAD! IT’S NOT WORKING!! ANIYAH WITH A POWERBOMB ON THE TURNBUCKLE!!! –NO! DAMIEN STOPS THE IMPACT BY PLACING HIS FEET ON THE MIDDLE ROPE AS HE CAME CRASHING INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! –I THINK ANIYAH IS STILL TRYING TO RECOVER FROM THE HITS TO THE HEAD…WATCH OUT! –DAMIEN WITH MIDDLE ROPE EMP!!!! –IT HITS!!! DAMIEN JUST HIT THE DREADED SHOTGUN STUNNER FROM THE SECOND ROPE!
Rich Russillo: Usually he hits it using the body’s rotation, but this looked more like an act of desperation!! Damien should go for the pin! –WAIT, TOO LATE! Aniyah rolling out of the ring!! Aniyah is outside! Damien is looking furious! Aniyah Mitchell, ever the cunning fighter just might’ve avoided eminent loss here!
James Peters: Damien not going to sit things out! He’s going out to check on his opponent and bring her back, Damien looking out the rope down at Aniyah — WTF, ANIYAH WITH A CHEAP SHOT, EYE RAKE!!! ! I DON’T THINK THE REF WAS IN VIEW TO SEE IT!! Aniyah pulling Damien out onto the floor! It was a trap! Aniyah with a vicious slam to Damien against the barricade! –WATCH OUT! RUNNING KNEE!!! ANIYAH JUST CRUNCHED HER KNEE INTO DAMIEN’S SKULL AGAINST THE BACKDROP OF THE BARRICADE! — THE CROWD IS LIVID!
Rich Russillo: Look at Aniyah! She’s smirking, she’s knows she’s untouchable! The ref didn’t see her use the cheap shot!
Rich Russillo:The ref begins the countdown but looks like Aniyah is in no hurry! She’s twerking near a grounded Damien as the boos come pouring in! Although, I think some fans are loving it! Aniyah stops now picking up Damien back up…INTO A SUPLEX POSITION AGAIN!! –NO! SHE DROPS HIM RIGHT IN THE BARRICADE ON HIS MIDSECTION!! Damien falls over the barricade into the crowd area as Aniyah runs back into the ring!
James Peters: Uh oh, Damien might just lose here via countout! Wait…I see an arm! I think he’s getting back up! The fans are cheering him on as Aniyah looks in disgust that she didn’t finish the job!
Rich Russillo: Damien back on his feet! He’s jump on top of the barricade….ANOTHER JUMP!! Wow, he just jumped up on the apron! –LOOK OUT ANIYAH COMING IN HOT!! NO! DAMIEN WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE ON ANIYAH’S MIDSECTION FROM OUTSIDE THE APRON! –DAMIEN LEAPING UP– HE’S ON ANIYAH’S BACK!! COULD THIS BE A SUNSET FLIP!!? –HE SPINS– WAIT NO!! ANIYAH PULLS HIM BACK RIGHT AS HE WAS ABOUT TO SPIN THROUGH!! — ANIYAH TWISTS HIM UP LIKE A PRETZEL AND—DAMIEN IS IN FIREMAN’S CARRY ON ANIYAH NOW!!! ANIYAH POWERING THROUGH!! — GOOD NIGHT POOH!! –NO!!! DAMIEN BUTLER GRABS HER ARM RIGHT BEFORE HE FALLS AND COUNTERS THE MOVE INTO AN ARMDRAG!! ANIYAH HITS THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE AND BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN!!
James Peters: Amazing display of wrestling here by these two terrific performers, I can tell that both of them are keying in for the win here! Damien Butler back up again, hold on, what’s he pulling out!? Looks like some sort of camera-like device! He’s placing it in the middle of the ring! — COULD IT BE THE FABLED HOLOGRAMS HE KEEPS MENTIONING! Looks like he’s set it up!
(The camera-like device projects a near-realistic image of an injured Damien Butler who’s lying out-cold in the middle of the ring)
Rich Russillo: Look! The REAL DAMIEN JUST SLID OUT UNDER THE ROPES! …Aniyah is getting back to her feet! Anyiah now seeing the hologram! Wait, do you think she knows it’s not…real! …WAIT!! YEAH SHE DOES!!! SHE’S JUST LAUGHING HER ASS OFF! SHE’S WALKING OVER TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND KICKING THE DEVICE WHILE LAUGHING!
Aniyah Michelle (off mic): come out here you little shit!
James Peters: Looks like it didn’t work… Damien showing himself standing outside the ring as he smirks and motions for Aniyah to come get him, cleary unfazed that his plan didn’t work!
Rich Russillo: Well, knowing Damien, the man’s got expert data on all his opponents, I won’t be surprised if he already knew he was going to win, one way or another. He’s been playing smart this whole match! –Anyways! LOOKS LIKE ANIYAH IS RUNNING AT DAMIEN!! SHE SOARS THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPES! SUICIDE DIVE…..NO WAY!!!! SHE WENT RIGHT THROUGH DAMIEN!..WHAAAA!??!
James Peters: HOLY SHIT! IT WAS THE HOLOGRAM!!! TALK ABOUT A BAIT! DAMIEN BUTLER FOOLED US ALL! ANIYAH MITCHELL GOES CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADES AND SEEMS TO BE OUT COLD! ..THE REAL DAMIEN COMING RUNNING FROM THE OTHER SIDE AND QUICKLY TRIES TO PUT HER BACK IN THE RING!! BOTH OF THEM IN THE RING AS DAMIEN TRIES TO END THIS! DAMIEN MEASURING ANIYAH UP!! –PUMPHANDLE SLAM POSITION!!! —HE LIFTS HER UP FOR THE MOTHERBOARD!!!
Rich Russillo: NO! – Aniyah MItchell not going away this easy! SHE COUNTERS IT MID LIFT AND –BLACK GIRL MAGICCCC!!!! ANIYAH HITS THE BLACK GIRL MAGICCC! BUT SHE DOESN’T GET THE PIN COMBO! ANIYAH AND DAMIEN BOTH EXHAUSTED AND LYING ON THE MAT! –ANIYAH WITH AN ARM BARELY COVERING DAMIEN!!!
Rich Russillo: ..NO WAY!!! DAMIEN BUTLER WITH THE LAST SECOND STRETCH TO EXTEND HIS LEGS ON THE ROPE! THE PIN IS BROKEN AS THE REF ACKNOWLEDGES IT!!
James Peters: I..I don’t believe it, Damien Butler’s research is actually helping him! He came prepared! But Aniyah is looking pissed off beyond belief, she’s cursing out the ref! Looks like Aniyah’s had it! She’s back up and measuring up Damien one more time!
Rich Russillo: Damien back up, groggy and no idea Aniyah is behind him…DON’T TURN BACK!! — BLACK GIRL MAGIC ANOTHER TIME!!!! — THIS TIME ANIYAH’S GOT THE BRIDGING PIN!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“LLC” by Nicki Minaj plays as Aniyah Mitchell has her arms raised by the ref in victory. She flexes with a cocky look on her face as she stares down at Damien.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH….ANIYAHHH MITCHHHEELLLL!!!!!
Rich Russillo: What a close-fought match. This could have gone either way, Damien was smart, methodical and used his talents in the best way possible. But Aniyah was a pure powerhouse, and simply a more unpredictable athlete. With this victory, I’m sure the rising star is proving to everyone why she should be taken extremely seriously in the upcoming future that awaits her!
James Peters: Damien gave an amazing performance, and I was shocked when he broke the countdown, but Aniyah showed yet again that she’s a force to be reckoned with. First the Fatal 4 Way and now another singles win, the road look good for Aniyah.
(Voltage rolls on to commercial.)
(Commercial break for Starbucks featuring the Universal Women’s Champion, Kassidy Heart. Kassidy is seen sipping on a Pumpkin Spice Latte, wearing a Northface jacket, sequined Ugg boots, and leggings. Despite the fact it’s 97 degrees outside, Pumpkin Spice Lattes mean Fall is finally here :blessed: )
(Voltage fades back in from break and cuts to the backstage area. A victorious Aniyah Mitchell is seen walking down the hall, heading towards Matt Daniels’ office. She’s twirling her braid and looking extremely arrogant having just put away Damian Butler. Right as she reaches the office, the door opens and Matt walks out.)
Aniyah Mitchell: Yo! Just the man I wanna see.
(Matt flashes Aniyah his most professional smile and slips his hands inside the pockets of his dress slacks. The tension in Matt’s posture is plain, and the stress he is under written on his face, but neither of those are things Aniyah necessarily cares about. She rolls her shoulders and places her hands on her hips.)
Aniyah Mitchell: Imma make the wild assumption that you just watched my match and seen how easily I defeated Damian Butler.
Matt Daniels: I wouldn’t call that easy an easy victory because Damian gave just as good as he got, but it was impressive. Congratulations.
Aniyah Mitchell: Hmmm, we clearly have two different opinions on how my match actually went but ya know what? Imma let that slide, because I got bigger fish to fry. Cap, I didn’t come here to fuck around and compete against these bottom ass jobbers who won’t ever amount to anything around here. I’m too good for that and my time is precious. You’re not gunna waste it by feeding me the likes of Damian Butler to me on a weekly basis.
(Matt’s lips turn up into an amused little smile.)
Matt Daniels: Then tell me, Aniyah. Who would you like to face?
Aniyah Mitchell: Anyone that is considered quote ‘worth a damn’ around here. I ain’t got shit to prove, but I want the gold, the money, and the power. The clout comes naturally because it’s hard to not gravitate towards a bad bitch like me. You need to open your eyes, my guy, and get it together and realize that it’s in your best interest not to waste me. Andrea could never when compared to me. Terry’s fat ass is somewhere shaking. Charlie Marr KNEW not to call this bitch out because I’m the one female on this brand he can’t phase out even with Veena in his back pocket and a slut in his corner. I’m the real fuckin’ deal and a future Universal Women’s Champion. Imma be the biggest star this brand has ever seen. Gimme my TI opportunity, Cap.
Matt Daniels: TI? You want to be part of Territorial Invasion?
Aniyah Mitchell: Fuck yeah. Why the fuck wouldn’t I? I don’t think you understand just how valuable I fucking am. Those bitches on the poster ain’t got shit on me. You could put me in any match and I’ll be the one that’s talked about. Imma be the one shining brighter than even the so-called Hall of Famers. Who the fuck are Cameron Ella Ava, Kendra Shamez, Jenny Punk and whoever the fuck else when stood next to Aniyah Mitchell? They’re NOTHING. I’m sure people don’t believe a damn thing I’m sayin’ right now, and maybe you don’t either since you stay standing there and looking at me with that dumb ass look on your face, with all due respect obviously. But if you put me in the right situation come Territorial Invasion, bet I’ll take advantage of it and secure my status as the hottest rising star here in EAW.
(Aniyah smirks, twirling the end of her braid around a perfectly manicured finger. Matt lets the insult she dealt him slide and rakes a hand through his hair.)
Matt Daniels: Alright. You want a chance to show the world who you are at Territorial Invasion, you got it.
(Aniyah greedily rubs her hands together.)
Aniyah Mitchell: Whatcha got for me?
Matt Daniels: Two words; ‘divide’ and ‘conquer’.
Aniyah Mitchell: That clusterfuck of match I be hearin whispers about?
Matt Daniels: Exactly that match. Divide & Conquer will have two teams of seven, and they will compete in an elimination style match. The first team to eliminate all members of the opposing team will go on to face one another for a future championship shot. Should your team win and you find yourself the sole survivor when all is said and done, you’ll get your match against a bigtime opponent, and your chance to prove that you are the biggest star on this brand.
Aniyah Mitchell: You know? That shit sounds good to me. I’m game, and you know what? Whoever I find myself facing come Territorial Invasion is gunna pray to whatever they believe in that they don’t get run the fuck over. I want the gold, Cap, and I’m not gunna let any man or woman stand in the way of that. When you look at me you see dollar signs, money printing, you see a future face that’s gonna be on all of the posters and ads. Everyone else is just pure trash compared to me, and you know that’s right. Championship gold is gunna look good around my tiny little waist because someone like me was born to be draped in gold, and showered with praise from the masses. Won’t nobody in Divide & Conquer dim my light, and I’ll single-handedly put Voltage on the map in that match. Bet.
Matt Daniels: I’m sure you’ll hold your own, no doubt. But you won’t be the only Voltage participant in the match. You’ll have to work with a few of your peers and face off against a few of your peers in the match. StarrStan, Jenny Punk, and myself are still working out the details but I can tell you one of the names you’ll be working with for at least the first half of the match.
(Aniyah makes a face.)
Aniyah Mitchell: Who?
Matt Daniels: Serena Riot.
(The mixed reaction for Serena Riot’s name can be heard in the background. The crowd might not like the Voltage Elitist that much, but they damn sure respect her, her dedication, and the insanity she brings with her to the ring.)
Aniyah Mitchell: The fuck is a Serena Riot?
Matt Daniels: Watch her match with Shortfuse PAKA later on tonight and you’ll get a clear idea on what she’s about. Now if you’ll excuse me, I was just on my way to find Veena before she humiliates herself out there tonight against Rex and Raven.
(Matt takes his leave, leaving Aniyah standing there with a thoughtful look on her face.)
Aniyah Mitchell: Serena Riot, huh? Divide & Conquer? A future championship shot? It’s lit.
(Aniyah smirks and heads off in the opposite direction that Matt took, and the scene fades to the ringside area.)
Bell Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS A TAG TEAM MATCH AND IT’S SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Come Together’ by Gary Clark and Junkie XL hits and the crowd starts booing as Frankie Paradise makes his way down to the ramp. He stops at the end of the ramp before looking at the stage. Soon after, ‘Bad Medicine’ by Bon Jovi hits and the crowd continues booing as Dr. Bethany Blue walks down to the ring, alongside Frankie as she approached the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: Making their way to the ring.. The team of Dr. BETHANY BLUE, AND FRANKIIE PARADIIIISE!!!
James Peters: Dr. Bethany Blue has made a solid impact throughout her time in EAW. She won that Ultimate Opportunity ladder match, along with Kai Zolomon, and currently she’s the Number 1 Contender to Terry Chambers’ Interwire Championship. I think she stands a solid chance here tonight.
Rich Russillo: Yep. Dr. Bethany Blue is amazing, and while Frankie Paradise is newer to all this, I’m sure he could do just as good. Besides, even if he’s not as experienced, he’s still the biggest threat in the match due to his size alone.
(‘Gangsta’ by New Years Day hits and the crowd starts cheering as Ms. Extreme makes her way to the stage. She doesn’t walk down the ramp, and instead waits as ‘Roll With Me’ by Charlie XCX hits, to which the crowd continues cheering as Andrea Valentine joins Ms. Extreme, before walking down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: And their opponents… The team of MS. EXTREME, AND THE EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION, AANDRREAAA VAALLEENTTIIIINNEE!!!
James Peters: You’re right about the size advantage Frankie possesses, but let’s not forget his competition. These two have been doing such a great job on Voltage despite Veena Adams trying to hold them back. Unfortunately Ms. Extreme last week couldn’t overcome Terry Chambers, but in the end a less than 100% Ms. Extreme was enough to give him a great fight. As for Andrea Valentine, she’s been through wars, just like Ms. Extreme. She’s the current Specialists Champion and there’s good reason for that.
Rich Russillo: Yeah, you’re not wrong about that, but we can’t overlook their opponents. You do that, and they just may surprise us. Either way, that’s enough talking, let’s start the match.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: And this match is now underway! Dr. Bethany Blue looks to be starting this match off with Ms. Extreme, and they seem to be wasting no time here as they engage in a collar and elbow tie up! Dr. Bethany now managing to get Ms. Extreme in a hammerlock, but it doesn’t last long as Ms. Extreme uses that other arm to connect with a snapmare! Ms. Extreme now running the ropes, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE ATTEMPTED A PENALTY KICK BUT BETHANY DUCKED IT! Bethany now getting to her feet, and the two locked up once again only this time Dr. Bethany powers Ms. Extreme right into the corner!
Referee: One!.. Two!.. Three!… Four!..
Rich Russillo: Dr. Bethany now backing away from Ms. Extreme, BUT THAT DOESN’T LAST LONG AS SHE GRABS HER AND GETS HER IN A HEADLOCK! Dr. Bethany Blue is in control right now, but it looks like Ms. Extreme is wasting no time to try and change that as she manages to power Bethany into the ropes! Bethany off the ropes now, AND THERE’S A DROPKICK BY MS. EXTREME! Ms. Extreme now with the tag to Andrea Valentine, but before she could capitalize Dr. Bethany Blue manages to tag in her partner, Frankie Paradise!
James Peters: This isn’t as even as it was with Ms. Extreme and Dr. Bethany Blue as Frankie obviously is bigger and stronger than Andrea, but of course it wouldn’t be the first time Andrea’s faced people like that. The two now seem like they’re going to connect their hands for a test of strength, which probably isn’t the best idea for Andrea- BUT NO! I WAS WRONG, ANDREA JUST PULLED FRANKIE TO THE GROUND, AND NOW SHE HAS THE MAN IN A FUJIWARA ARMBAR! JUST AS THE TWO WERE ABOUT TO LOCK HANDS ANDREA MANAGED TO PULL HIM TO THE GROUND AND LOCK THAT ARMBAR IN! FRANKIE MAY BE IN TROUBLE!
Rich Russillo: I’d be surprised if Frankie tapped out this early on, but any damage done to him will do nothing but benefit Andrea and Ms. Extreme. Frankie is reaching out to those ropes, but he’s not close enough to grab them and Andrea clearly has no intention of letting go of the hold! Frankie though, rolling himself onto his back and it looks like he’s using that arm to go into some sort of Crucifix pin!
Rich Russillo: Andrea managed to kick out before two, and it looks like both competitors now are finally getting to their feet- BUT FRANKIE NAILS ANDREA WITH A LARIAT! Frankie seems to have turned the tides of this match early on as he now gets Andrea into a rear chinlock! Andrea is struggling to get out of this chinlock, and somehow it’s Frankie in control even after what we’ve seen Andrea do to him earlier!
James Peters: Andrea now getting to one foot, AND THERE’S A JAWBREAKER! Andrea now Irish whipping Frankie into the corner, and she’s charging in! RUNNING DROPKICK IN THE CORNER! Andrea now grabbing Frankie by the neck, and there’s the tag to Ms. Extreme! Andrea now keeping Frankie on the ground, holding out his left arm as Ms. Extreme gets on the second rope, AND THERE’S A STOMP TO THE ARM! Ms. Extreme now with an irish whip of her own into the corner, and now it’s her charging in- BUT FRANKIE CATCHES HER WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! Ms. Extreme now charging in again, AND FRANKIE HITS AN ELBOW THIS TIME! FRANKIE NOW BLASTING OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A FOREARM SMASH!
Rich Russillo: Frankie now dragging Ms. Extreme to her feet, and there’s an irish whip, this time into the ropes- AND FRANKIE WENT A DROPKICK BUT MS. EXTREME HELD ONTO THE ROPES, AND NOW SHE’S GRABBING HIM BY THE ARM! IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S SETTING UP FOR THE RED HANDED! NO, FRANKIE QUICKLY MANAGED TO PULL HIMSELF TO THE ROPES, AND NOW HE USED THEM TO PULL HIMSELF OUTSIDE OF THE RING! That was close, that one mistake from Frankie would have potentially cost him the match, but I don’t think Ms. Extreme is planning to give him any time to recover as she begins running the ropes! SUICIDE DIVE!! WHAT A SUICIDE DIVE, TAKING OUT FRANKIE!!
James Peters: NO! Frankie is still on his feet after that suicide dive, but it doesn’t seem to matter to Ms. Extreme as she immediately goes to capitalize! Ms. Extreme now slamming Frankie face first onto the apron, AND NOW SHE DOES THE SAME INTO THE RING POST! Ms. Extreme now rolling Frankie into the ring, and there’s the cover!
James Peters: FRANKIE KICKS OUT! Ms. Extreme now slowly dragging Frankie to his feet, BUT FRANKIE RAMS MS. EXTREME INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! Frankie with a sudden burst of energy managed to shove Ms. Extreme into the corner, AND THERE’S THE TAG TO DR. BETHANY BLUE! BETHANY NOW CHARGING INTO THE CORNER, AND THERE’S A CORNER CLOTHESLINE, FOLLOWED BY A BULLDOG! Dr. Bethany Blue now climbing up to the top rope, as Ms. Extreme slowly gets to her feet! MISSILE DROPKICK!
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme now trying to use those ropes to get up, BUT DR. BETHANY BLUE ISN’T EVEN GONNA GIVE HER THE CHANCE TO DO THAT AS SHE GRABS HER FROM BEHIND! GRADE C2!! THE REVERSE DDT CONNECTS!! DR. BETHANY BLUE NOW WITH THE COVER ON MS. EXTREME!!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME GETS THE SHOULDER UP!! What a combination of attacks by Dr. Bethany Blue, but somehow it wasn’t enough to keep Ms. Extreme down! Dr. Bethany Blue now dragging Ms. Extreme up, and she has her in a front facelock! Dr. Bethany now has Ms. Extreme in a suplex position, INTO A HURRICANRANA! HURRICANRANA BY MS. EXTREME! IT LOOKED LIKE DR. BETHANY BLUE WAS ATTEMPTING THE FLATLINE, BUT MS. EXTREME SOMEHOW MANAGED TO COUNTER IT INTO A HURRICANRANA, AND NOW BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme now is slowly crawling to her corner, can she make the tag? Dr. Bethany is trying to crawl after her and stop her from reaching Andrea rather than tagging in Frankie, and I’m not sure if that’s the right decision! Ms. Extreme now, WITH THE TAG- NO! DR. BETHANY BLUE CAUGHT HER LEG! JUST AS MS. EXTREME TRIED TO JUMP UP AND TAG IN ANDREA, DR. BETHANY MANAGED TO CATCH HER LEG, STOPPING THE TAG! MS. EXTREME IS TRYING TO KICK HER OFF BUT SO FAR SHE’S UNSUCCESSFUL! WAIT, NO! SHE DID IT! MS. EXTREME NOW FREE FROM DR. BETHANY, AND THERE’S THE TAG!
Rich Russillo: DR. BETHANY BLUE HAS GOTTEN TO HER FEET AS FAST AS SHE COULD BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER AS ANDREA QUICKLY NAILS HER WITH A FOREARM SMASH! DR. BETHANY GETS UP RIGHT AFTER, BUT THERE’S ANDREA OFF THE ROPES! LARIAT BY ANDREA VALENTINE! DR. BETHANY BLUE HAS GOTTEN UP ONCE MORE BUT THIS TIME ANDREA GRABS HER IN A FRONT FACE LOCK AND RUNS UP THE TURNBUCKLES! TORNADO DDT CONNECTS!! WOW, WHAT A STRING OF ATTACKS BY ANDREA, BUT I DON’T THINK SHE’S PLANNING TO STOP THERE! Dr. Bethany getting to a knee as Andrea charges in! VALENTINE’S MASSACRE!! THE HEADSTAND HEADSCISSORS DRIVER CONNECTS, AND THERE’S THE COVER TO DR. BETHANY BLUE!!
James Peters: NO! FRANKIE PULLED ANDREA OUT OF THE RING, JUST BEFORE THREE! THE REFEREE IS YELLING AT HIM AND WARNING HIM, BUT EVEN SO HE JUST SAVED THE MATCH FOR HIS PARTNER, AND NOW HE JUST THREW ANDREA INTO THE STEEL STEPS! ANDREA JUST GOT THROWN RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS- OH MY GOD! MS. EXTREME WITH A DROPKICK OFF THE APRON, TAKING OUT FRANKIE PARADISE!! MS. EXTREME JUST SAVED ANDREA THERE, BUT EVEN SO THIS MATCH IS STILL ON DUE TO FRANKIE’S ACTIONS!
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme now helping Andrea get back into the ring, and now neither legal competitor is able to stand once again- BUT FRANKIE JUST SHOVED MS. EXTREME FACE FIRST INTO THE RING POST! FRANKIE JUST TOOK OUT MS. EXTREME, POSSIBLY FOR PAYBACK AFTER THAT DROPKICK, BUT NOW HE’S GOING BACK ONTO THE APRON! DR. BETHANY BLUE HAS SOMEONE TO TAG IN, AND ANDREA DOESN’T!! DR. BETHANY IS CRAWLING TO HER CORNER, AND THERE IT IS! THE TAG TO FRANKIE PARADISE!!
James Peters: FRANKIE IS IN AND HE’S WAITING FOR ANDREA TO GET TO HER FEET! SHE’S USING THE ROPES TO GET UP, AND I DON’T THINK SHE EVEN KNOWS WHERE SHE IS! ANDREA NOW TURNING AROUND- SNAPSHOT! THE SNAPSHOT! THAT RUNNING REVERSE STO CONNECTS, BUT FRANKIE ISN’T DONE! FRANKIE NOW PUSHING ANDREA INTO THE ROPES, AND THERE’S A SECOND SNAPSHOT, BUT ANDREA IS ROLLING OUT ONTO THE APRON!! FRANKIE IS TRYING TO GRAB HER BUT IT’S TOO LATE, ANDREA IS OUT OF THE RING JUST BEFORE HE COULD COVER HER!
Rich Russillo: Frankie now going outside the ring to bring Andrea back in, and it looks like he’s gonna try and cover her anyway- BUT THERE’S MS. EXTREME WITH A STOMP TO THE BACK OF FRANKIE’S HEAD! MS. EXTREME NOW PICKING FRANKIE UP!! TWIST OF FATE!! THE TWIST OF FATE CONNECTS AND NOW MS. EXTREME IS EXITING THE RING, YELLING OUT FOR ANDREA TO TAG HER IN! ANDREA IS TRYING TO CRAWL OVER TO MS. EXTREME, MEANWHILE FRANKIE IS SLOWLY BEGINNING TO CRAWL TOWARDS HIS CORNER WHERE DR. BETHANY BLUE IS!! WHO’S GONNA GET THE TAG FIRST!?!?
James Peters: MS. EXTREME IS IN! ANDREA GOT THE TAG TO MS. EXTREME AND THE FIRST THING SHE DOES IS CHARGE TOWARDS FRANKIE’S CORNER, AND SHE JUST SENT DR. BETHANY BLUE OFF OF THE APRON BEFORE FRANKIE COULD TAG HER IN! MS. EXTREME NOW CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE AS FRANKIE GETS BACK TO HIS FEET, AND THERE’S A DIVING METEORA!! WHAT A METEORA BY MS. EXTREME, AND THERE’S THE COVER NOW TO PUT AWAY FRANKIE PARADISE!
James Peters: NO! FRANKIE GOT THE SHOULDER UP, BUT MS. EXTREME NOW IS SETTING UP FOR THE RED HANDED ONCE AGAIN, AND IT’S LOCKED IN, BUT ON THE RIGHT ARM RATHER THAN THE LEFT, WHICH WAS ALREADY HURT FROM EARLIER! REGARDLESS, FRANKIE IS STILL IN TROUBLE, BUT HE’S RIGHT BY THOSE ROPES! FRANKIE IS SO CLOSE TO THE ROPES, HE JUST HAS TO PULL HIMSELF A BIT CLOSER! HE GOT IT! FRANKIE GOT THE ROPES, FORCING MS. EXTREME TO RELEASE THE SUBMISSION!
Rich Russillo: This match could be coming to a close soon if Frankie doesn’t change something soon. Ms. Extreme has been all over him the past few minutes and at this rate I don’t know if he could come back! Ms. Extreme now, going for an Irish Whip, BUT FRANKIE TURNS IT INTO ONE OF HIS OWN- NO! HE PULLS HER IN FOR A SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE! FRANKIE JUST DROPPED AFTER HITTING MS. EXTREME WITH THAT MOVE, BUT WHERE ON EARTH DID THAT COME FROM!? SOMEHOW FRANKIE JUST HIT THAT HUGE CLOTHESLINE, AND I THINK HE’S READY TO FINISH THIS MATCH AS HE FINALLY GETS BACK UP!
James Peters: Frankie now dragging Ms. Extreme up, and he has her in a front facelock. I don’t know how Frankie managed to get back into this match, but he has and now I think it’s coming to an end! EL PARADISO- WAIT!! NO!! NECKBREAKER BY MS. EXTREME!! MS. EXTREME JUST LANDED ON HER FEET AND HIT A NECKBREAKER, JUST AS FRANKIE WAS ATTEMPTING TO HIT THAT BRAINBUSTER OF HIS! MS. EXTREME IS CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE ONCE AGAIN, AND THIS MATCH MAY STILL BE COMING TO A CLOSE, BUT NOW IN THE WAY I EXPECTED IT TO!
Rich Russillo: DR. BETHANY BLUE HAS ENTERED THE RING, BUT SO HAD ANDREA VALENTINE, AND SHE IMMEDIATELY SENT THE DOC OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE, AND NOW SHE’S RUNNING THE ROPES! SUICIDE DIVE!! ANDREA JUST TOOK HERSELF OUT AS WELL AS DR. BETHANY BLUE, AND MS. EXTREME IS STILL ON THE TOP ROPE AS FRANKIE HAS GOTTEN TO BOTH KNEES! A BLIND FURY!! A BLIND FURY!! THE DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP CONNECTS RIGHT ON TOP OF FRANKIE’S BACK, AND THERE’S THE COVER NOW BY MS. EXTREME!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS.. THE EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION ANDREA VALENTINE, AND MS. EEEEXTTREEEEEEEEEME!!!!!!
James Peters: What an ending that was! Ms. Extreme managed to get the win for her team with that double foot stomp, and Andrea saved Ms. Extreme by taking Dr. Bethany Blue out with that Suicide Dive! This was a great match, all four competitors did a great job but in the end it was Ms. Extreme and Andrea Valentine that managed to get the win! Congratulations!
Rich Russillo: Well, I will say I definitely didn’t expect that match to end the way it did, nor did I expect Ms. Extreme and Andrea to win this one, but they still did. These two proved a lot tonight and I’m sure this win is gonna give them a lot of momentum going into Territorial Invasion, so congratulations to these two!
(‘Gangsta’ hits as Ms. Extreme slowly gets to her feet. Andrea gets into the ring as the two celebrate, before the referee holds their arms up. Meanwhile Dr. Bethany Blue is outside the ring holding her neck after hitting the barricade, and Frankie Paradise is still in the ring, laid out. It’s after Ms. Extreme and Andrea leave that ‘Natural’ by Imagine Dragons hits, and the crowd goes nuts.)
James Peters: WAIT! IT’S TERRY CHAMBERS!! TERRY CHAMBERS IS HERE AND HE DOESN’T LOOK HAPPY!! DR. BETHANY BLUE IS ONLY JUST NOW BEGINNING TO GET UP, BUT TERRY JUST LAID HER OUT WITH A LARIAT!! TERRY MANAGED TO ESCAPE DR. BETHANY BLUE EARLIER, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GETTING REVENGE, AS HE JUST THREW HER INTO THE BARRICADE!! FRANKIE HASN’T GOTTEN UP YET, SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP THIS! TERRY NOW IS GRABBING DR. BETHANY BLUE BY THE NECK, AND HE JUST THREW HER INTO THE RING POST! TERRY IS DESTROYING THE DOC!
Rich Russillo: Terry now picking Dr. Bethany Blue up, and he’s walking up the ramp. This doesn’t look too good! T-5!!! TERRY JUST HIT THE T-5 RIGHT AT THE TOP OF THE RAMP!! Dr. BETHANY BLUE HAS BEEN LAID OUT BY TERRY CHAMBERS, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S FINALLY GOTTEN REVENGE AFTER WHAT THEY DID TO HIM LAST WEEK! DR. BETHANY BLUE IS DOWN AND OUT, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE MESSAGE HAS BEEN SENT BY THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION!
(‘Natural’ hits once again as Terry has a grin on his face, looking at the unmoving Dr. Bethany Blue before finally beginning to walk backstage.)
(Voltage fades to a recap for Friday Night Dynasty.)
(A brief recap of Dynasty airs, showing some of the highlights from this past Friday night’s episode. Drake King was named Impact’s challenger for Territorial Invasion, while the feud between Lethal Consequences and Jack Ripley heated up upon the revelation that there is apparently a sex tape out there involving Ripley and Lindsey Kingsley :damn:. However, it was the unveiling of the final pieces of Dynasty’s War Games team that left people shook. After spending the night scouting her Dynasty peers, Serena Bennett made the decision to name the feuding Darkane and TLA to her team!)
(Once the recap fades out, Voltage returns to the backstage area. EAW Network host and backstage correspondent, Molly Waters, is standing by. She wears a fitted black romper from Fashion Nova and gold gladiator sandals that lace up her toned calves. She flashes her brightest smile to the camera and begins speaking.)
Molly Waters: Ladies and gentlemen, we are getting closer and closer to Territorial Invasion, and everyone here in Elite Answers Wrestling seems to be fighting for a spot on the card. One of the stars of the Voltage brand, Consuela Rose Ava, made a huge statement last week that she’s not someone you can take lightly or overlook anymore. Absolutely no one gave Consuela a chance to defeat the monster that is Scott Diamond, but Consuela did exactly that. Now earlier, Consuela told all of us that she plans to hang back at Territorial Invasion and see what opportunities present themselves to her. But Scott Diamond is the Elitist I am still left with questions for. Immediately after the match last week, I tried to get a word with Scott. Lets take a look at the footage.
( SCREENBAR – LAST WEEK ON VOLTAGE )
(Scott Diamond is seen storming through the guerilla curtains. He’s obviously pissed that his first Voltage match didn’t go as planned, however even with the negative vibes that Scott is giving off, it doesn’t stop Molly Waters from approaching him.)
Molly Waters: Scott! What happened out there?!
(Scott doesn’t reply and brushes right past Molly. The determined reporter isn’t about to let Scott walk away from her so she hurries after him as fast as her high heels will allow.)
Molly Waters: Scott! Scott, wait! The EAW Universe wants to know how you’re feeling right now?!
(Molly picks up the pace as Scott continues to ignore her, turning down the hallway, and heading towards his personal lockerroom.)
Molly Waters: There’s not a single person in this building, including Consuela herself, who felt like she would be able to defeat you. Surely that has to sting just a bit, especially when this was your return match.
(Scott comes to his lockerroom and finally stops, which prompts Molly to put the brakes on. The Hall of Famer slowly turns around and stares at her, his eyes narrowed.)
Molly Waters: Do you have anything to say?
(She holds the microphone out and Scott looks down at it, before turning his annoyed gaze back up at her.)
Scott Diamond: I have nothing to say.
Molly Waters: Surely you have something to say. You decided to come out of retirement and return to active competition here in EAW because you said you weren’t done. However, Consuela Rose Ava just pulled off a huge upset and just scored what is probably the biggest win of her career. What do you have to say about that? Certainly you didn’t plan on losing your first match back.
Scott Diamond: I’m not impressed. I’m not impressed with the loss and I’m definitely not impressed with Consuela Rose Ava.
(Scott opens the door of his lockerroom and stalks inside, slamming the door in Molly’s face. A look of determination flashes in her eyes, and Molly knocks on the door a few times. After a moment, it becomes clear that Scott isn’t going to come to the door. Molly stands there for a few seconds, shaking her head, and then exits the scene.)
(We cut back to present day, and Molly is seen shaking her head once again.)
Molly Waters: Several times this week I have personally reached out to Scott Diamond, his camp, and even Albert Hitchman, but no one has returned my phone calls so far. Matt Daniels and Veena Adams both declined to speak to me about Scott Diamond, except to confirm that he is not in Nebraska. It was brought to my attention that Matt and Veena both were caught off guard by this because both were under the impression that Scott would be in the building tonight. His name has been tossed around for the Divide & Conquer match coming up at Territorial Invasion and apparently they had been hoping to make it official tonight.
Molly Waters: Scott’s presence in that match could bring huge value to it, and you would have to think that even though he suffered a setback against Consuela, he would be the favorite to not just captain his team and get them the victory, but to go on and destroy whatever is left of his team once the second part of the match gets underway. Scott Diamond in a world championship match at EAW’s tri-branded supershow, ‘Battle of Egypt’, live from the Egyptian Army Stadium in Suez, Egypt on October 12th, would be remarkable. There aren’t many match-ups more mouth-watering that Scott Diamond versus Charlie Marr or Scott Diamond versus Rex McAllister for the EAW World Championship.
Molly Waters: Whether or not Scott Diamond ends up at Territorial Invasion remains to be seen, as well as in a match such as Divide & Conquer. All of that will hinge on Scott himself, I’m sure, and we can only hope that he shows back up to Voltage in the next couple of weeks to let us, the faithful and interested EAW Universe, know what is really going on.
(Molly flashes the camera another smile and Voltage cuts back to the ringside area for the next match of the night!)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR..ONE FALL!!
Crowd: One Fall!!
Bella Braxton:….AND IS A CORNHUSKERS DEATHMATCH!!!!
Crowd: :whew: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(“We own the night” by Hollywood Undead hits as Serena Riot makes her way down the ramp. She seems to have a maniacal look on her face as she drags what seems to be a shopping cart filled to the brim with various weapons. The fans are both cheering and a bit concerned.Serena leaves the cart near the apron outside the ring as she enters through the bottom rope by sliding in.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM CLEVELAND OHIO, WEIGHING IN AT 150 POUNDS!!! THE FALLEN PROPHET…..SERENA RIOOOOTTT!!!!
James Peter: Are we gonna talk about that cart of her? I mean, first of all, how the hell…WHY the hell is there a deathmatch right after Mr. DEDEDE and HRDO clearly warned Matt and Veena? Secondly, did Serena get that cart checked? We don’t want any more knives or some other shit!
Rich Russillo: Oh c’mon, it’s a deathmatch! However, I am curious to see Serena’s game plan tonight. PAKA is not going to be easy pickings, and Serena seems confident, clearly, that she is going to walk out of this place in one piece.
James Peters: Hopefully :lupe:
(We own the night fades out as “Breakin’ Outta Hell” by Airbourne hits the arena as PAKA makes his way vehemently down the ramp, his young lion Hajime Kawano following close by holding a flag of Nebraska in his hands. PAKA stops, looks confusedly at the flag and rips it and wipes his ass as the crowd begins to boo loudly. PAKA then pulls out a Japanese flag from his pocket and hands it to Hajime who nods nervously.)
Bella Braxton: …AAAND HER OPPONENT, LED BY HAJIME KAWANO….FROM —
Rich Russillo: OH SHIT LOOK OUT, SERENA IS CHARGING AT PAKA AND HAJIME!! –HAJIME DODGES! SERENA JUST LEVELLED PAKA BEFORE THE MATCH EVEN STARTED AGAINST THE BARRICADES! NOW SHE’S FOLLOWING WITH A SERIES OF VICIOUS KICKS!
James Peters: Hajime looking on as his PAKA is being squashed to a pulp from that sudden attack! WILL HE DO SOMETHING?!
(Hajime looks on in terror, unable to decide if he wants to intervene or not!.He finally decides!)
James Peters: HAJIME WITH A SWING OF THE FLAG AT SERENA RIOT! Wait….I THINK IT DIDN’T AFFECT HER! IT ONLY MADE HER MAD! SERENE NOW FOCUSED ON HAJIME AS HE’S TRYING TO APOLOGIZE! HAJIME ON HIS KNEES! RIOT PICKS UP HAJIME — NO!
Rich Russillo: PAKA IS BACK UP! PAKA BACK ON THE OFFENSIVE FROM BEHIND AS RIOT HOLDS HAJIME UP! PAKA WITH A CHOP BLOCK! SERENA CRASHES DOWN WITH HAJIME ON TOP OF HER! PAKA IS TELLING HAJIME TO GET UP! WAIT, PAKA IS COMMANDING HAJIME TO DO SOMETHING…WHAT CAN IT BE? PAKA PICKS UP SERENA RIOT– IRISH WHIP! SERENA RIOT IRISH WHIPPED AT HAJIME!!
James Peters: HAJIME ABOUT TO FOLLOW UP WITH ANOTHER FLAG STRIK— WAIT, NO! SUPERKICK!!! SERENA JUST KNOCKED OUT HAJIME WITH A SUPERKICK! –DON’T LOOK BACK SERENA! — KNOCKOUT HEADBUTT BY PAKA!! PAKA DRAGGING SERENA BACK INTO THE RING, BOTH OF THEM BACK INSIDE…
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: The match just started and I feel like we’ve already seen the chaos start, and something’s telling me it’s gonna be a long night! PAKA placing Serena cheek-first on the mat, his one foot seems to be over her head! …PAKA using the rope to gain leverage!! PAKA jumps- NO! Serena rolls out of the way and PAKA misses her face by milliseconds!
James Peters: Serena with a back rake on PAKA, she’s making sure to dig those nails in deep, ugh. PAKA screaming in pain as Serena follows up with a backtsabber– NO! PAKA grabs Serena from the back and slams her down, jumping elbow! -NOBODY HOME! Serena with another timely roll–NO! PAKA with a stiff kick! THE KICK LANDS RIGHT ON SERENA’S FACE! PAKA LIFTING SERENA BACK UP, FOREARM SMASH! FOLLOWED BY A SERIES OF PALM STRIKES! LOOK AT SERENA EAT THEM ALL UP LIKE A CHAMP!
Rich Russillo: Serena barely looks fazed! Serena now retaliating back!! KNEE STRIKES ON PAKA’s MIDSECTION! FOLLOWED BY A SPINNING FOREARM SMASH – HOLD UP! PAKA DUCKS! LARIAT!!! LARIAT TO SERENA AND IT SENDS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! –PAKA NOT DONE YET!!
PAKA (offf mic): Hey Merde!!
James Peters: PAKA WITH A WRECKING BALL PLANCHAAAAA!!!! — NO! SERENA DECKS HIM IN THE DOME WITH A STEEL CHAIR RIGHT AS HE WAS ABOUT TO HIT HER!! Serena was smart, she made sure her cart of weapons was nearby for situations just like this! Looks like she just bought herself some time. Wait, Serena now looking under the ring!! What else is she gonna find, she already has her shopping cart!! — WHAT THE?! Is that a roll of razor wire?! JESUS! SERENA UNWRAPPING THE RAZOR WIRE ROLL AND LAYING IT ON THE STEEL STEPS!! Serena looking at PAKA like how a predator looks at it’s prey….this doesn’t look good! PAKA slowly getting back on his feet! I don’t think he knows what’s waiting for him!! — LOOK OUT!! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE BY SERENA– TOO LATE!! PAKA SAW IT COMING AND REVERSES THE STRIKE INTO A SPINEBUSTER ON THE STEEL STEPS!!! FUCKKK!!!! SERENA RIOT’S BACK JUST RIPPED OPEN AS THE RAZOR WIRE CUTS INTO HER SKIN!! SERENA WRITHING IN PAIN AS PAKA REALIZES WHAT HE JUST DID!
Rich Russillo: HOLY SHIT! I don’t think even PAKA knew Serena had turned the simple steel step, an already dangerous weapon, into a deathtrap! PAKA with a look of amusement in his face! What must be going through that mind of his? PAKA looking at the crowed and signals for the top rope!! Uh oh!! PAKA spingboards back on the aprons and climbs up the top rope!!! Serena is still down, I don’t think she can move quickly without having the razors pierce her further! PAKA looking down at her with a mix of pleasure and sadism….FROG SPLASH!!! IT HITS!! IT HITS! PAKA WITH NO REGARD FOR HIS OWN LIFE AS HE COMES CRASHING DOWN ON TOP OF THE RAZORWIRE HIMSELF!!
James Peters: Both contestants down! But they need to be in the ring for the pin to count, and truth be told, I don’t think either of them are in any shape to get back up! –Wait, WHO –WHAT THE?! IS THAT HAJIME?! PAKA’s young lion looks like he’s pulling PAKA out of the wreckage and sliding him back into the ring! What a great man! Such loyalty! But wait, Serena needs to be in the ring too! –Hajime now looking to pull Serena out, HE DOES! Hajime about to toss her back into the ring! –NO!! SERENA RIOT WITH A LIGHTNING FAST SIDEWALK SLAM TO HAJIME ON THE STEEL STEPS!!! HAJIME IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS SERENA LOOKS ON SMILING!
Rich Russillo: PAKA coming to the rescue–OR NOT!! SERENA WITH A SLAP TO PAKA JUST AS HE’S ABOUT TO EXIT THE RING AGAIN! PAKA LOOKS PISSED!! PAKA WITH AN EVEN BIGGER AND MORE VICIOUS SLAP! SERENA ON THE FLOOR!! — SPEARRR!!! PAKA SPEARS SERENA THROUGH THE BARRICADE AND INTO THE CROWD OF FANS!!! DAMN!! Both contestants down again but I think PAKA is getting up, I have a feeling Serena attacking Hajime was the last straw! PAKA looks like he’s out for blood! PAKA demanding the fans to clear out of the way as he arranges a pile of steel chairs on top of another!! SERENA RIOT BACK ON HER FEET THOUGH–NO!! RUNNING LARIAT BY PAKA TO SERENA AND SHE’S FLOORED YET AGAIN!!
James Peters: What is PAKA doing? I think he’s got 20 chairs piled on top of one another, it’s higher than HIM, how’s he gonna do anything? WHAT IS HE EVEN GONNA DO? — WAIT!! LOOK HAJIME IS BACK UP, HE’S BRINGING A LADDER TO PAKA!! PAKA just got himself a 20 foot ladder, look at the size of that thing! Please, for the love of all that is holy, someone stop this match before we see one of these elitist die!
Rich Russillo: PAKA seems to be appreciative of the ladder, and both him and Hajime are setting it up!! PAKA is commanding Hajime to help him lift Serena using the ladder to the top of the pile of chairs. God….Hajime is carrying Serena to the top of the chair structure. The poor dude isn’t probably even paid well, why the hell is Hajime, PAKA’s manager, doing the heavy lifting?! PAKA meanwhile climbing to the top of the ladder!!
James Peters: Oh no! I think Serena is gaining her senses again, HER EYES MEET HAJIME’S!! RUN BITCH RUUUUUUNNNN!!!! NO TOO LATE, SERENA WITH ELBOWS TO HAJIME’S HEAD AS HE LETS GO OF HER, SERENA STOPPING HERSELF FROM FALLING ONTO THE CHAIRS — EYE RAKE!! HAJIME’S EYES JUST GOT RAKED BY SERENA AND HE’S LOST HIS BALANCE AND –NO!! HE FALLS ON TOP OF THE CHAIRS!! PAKA IS DUMBFOUNDED!!
Rich Russillo: Serena with a maniacal laugh as she looks up to see PAKA on the very top!! Serena is now climbing the ladder as well!! I don’t like the look of this!! PAKA and Serena both at the top of the ladder as Hajime is lying on a pancake stacking of chairs! This is a disaster, a calamity waiting to happen!! PAKA using his open palm to strike to topple Serena over but she’s barely reacting to the hits! Serena grabbing PAKA’s face and slamming it on the ladder top, PAKA wobbling!! –HEADBUTT!!! PAKA WITH A VICIOUS HEADBUTT ON SERENA–BUT SHE’S STILL HANGING ON!! –WHAT THE?! SERENA JUST PULLED OUT A BRASS KNUCKLE FROM HER PANT POCKET!!! SHE PUTS THEM ON!! –PUNCH TO THE FACE OF PAKA WITH THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES!! PAKA IS ABOUT TO FALL—NO!! SERENA GRABBING PAKA BEFORE HE CAN FALL — SERENA LIFTING UP PAKA INTO FIREMAN CARRY POSITION ON TOP OF THE LADDER!! NO WAY! SHE WON’T!!! DON’T TELL ME SHE’S GONNA DO IT JAMES!!
James Peters: NO–GOOD GOD! POWERSLAM BY SERENA FROM THE TOP OF THE TWENTY FEET LADDER!!! PAKA FALLS RIGHT ON TO HAJIME AND THE TOWER OF CHAIRS JUST EXPLODE!!!
Crowd: Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!
James Peters: Holy shit indeed, what the fuck is going on?! PAKA and Hajime are lying in a broken and battered pool of blood as Serena is looking down menacingly at her roadkill from the top of the ladder! Serena scanning the crowd as the cheers begin to grow louder. No way! DON’T TELL ME THERE’S MORE! Serena standing up on top most part of the ladder now…DEMON DROPPP!!!!! DEMON DROP FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER ON TO PAKA!! —BUT NOOOOO, PAKA ROLLS TO THE SIDE JUST IN TIME AND SERENA NOW OUT COLD AS HER BODY COMES CRASHING FROM 20 FEET HIGH!!!
Rich Russillo: Both contestants out cold, and Hajime as well. This match has been personal and both of them might just be shortening their in-ring careers at this point with this unnecessary show of risk.
James Peters: Unnecessary? Both of them knew that it was a deathmatch, no one forced them. I bet they’re having the time of their life!
Rich Russillo: Yeah, no. LOOK! Movement from PAKA and Serena! Both of them want to keep going, both of them want to keep pushing! Neither of them are willing to stay down! PAKA and Serena back on their feet, both wobbling but still, their eyes locked in to each other’s. It’s Serena who’s making the first move! She charges in to PAKA.. NO! PAKA with a counter!! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! — NO! SERENA LANDS ON HER FEET SOMEHOW!! — STEp-UP ENZIGURI!! –NO! PAKA DUCKS!! PAKA GRABS SERENA’S LEG AND — SHORTFUSE LOCK!!! SHORTFUSE LOCK IS APPLIED BY PAKA!! SERENA WITH NOWHERE TO GO AND PAKA CRANKING IN THAT SUBMISSION HOLD!!!
James Peters: Serena refusing to tap out! The pain she must be going through is unimaginable, but the willpower of Serena is off the charts in hardcore match situations.. HEY WAIT WHAT THE!! HAJIME IS BACK UP AND WITH A CHAIR!! A THUNDEROUS CRACK ON SERENA’S HEAD!!!! –WAIT, SERENA STOPPED STRUGGLING– SHE’S GOT BLOODSHOT EYES LOCKED IN AT HAJIME!!
Rich Russillo: PAKA still cranking in that hold….WAIT, SERENA FLINGS PAKA AWAY!!! THE HELL?! IT’S AS IF SOME OTHER SIDE TO SERENA JUST AWOKE!! HAJIME IS CLUTCHING ON TO THAT CHAIR LIKE HIS LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!! HAJIME WITH A CHAIR SHOT AGAIN! –NO! SERENA GRABBED IT MID AIR AND PULLED IT AWAY! SERENA NOW WITH AN ONSLAUGHT OF STRIKES! HAJIME IS BEING BATTERED!! HIT AFTER HIT!! THE CHAIR IS DENTED BEYOND REPAIR AND SO SEEMS HAJIME’S FACE! SERENA DUMPS HAJIME OUTSIDE!! SERENA NOT DONE YET! I THINK PAKA’S MANAGER PISSED OFF SERENA MORE THAN PAKA DID!
James Peters: Serena now coming near the announce desk…let’s move Rich!
(James and Rich move over as Serena pulls off the monitors and clears the desk)
Rich Russillo: SERENA PLACING HAJIME’S HEAD ON THE DESK! SERENA NOW STANDING ACROSS THE DESK….SHE RUNS AT HIM…WICKED WAYYYSSSSS!!!! WICKED WAYS ON HAJIME’S HEAD AND THE WHOLE TABLE COLLAPSES!! SERENA REGAINS BALANCE BUT– WATCH OUTT!! PAKA USING THIS DISTRACTION TO RAM SERENA’S SHOPPING CART FULL OF WEAPONS ONTO SERENA!!! — PAKA COMING IN FOR A SECOND HIT!!! IT STRIKES!! PAKA’S RUNNING OVER SERENA WITH HER CART!! –LOOK OUT!! PAKA DUMPS ALL THE WEAPONS ON HER!!!
James Peters: HOLD UP…IS THAT…A HUSK OF CORN?! PAKA JUST PULLED OUT A HUGE HUSK OF CORN, HOW FITTING! PAKA IS SHOVING IT INTO SERENA’S MOUTH! A KICK TO HER CHIN!! PAKA NOW HAS SERENA UP ON HER FEET, HAJIME STILL OUT COLD AND POSSIBLY TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE PAKA IS NOW FREE TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE MATCH! PAKA GRABS SERENA AND PICKS HER UP!! COMPACT DRIVER ON THE RINGPOST!!! I THINK I JUST HEARD A CRACK!!
Rich Russillo: PAKA tosses Serena aside as he pulls out a table from under the ring….AND A CAN OF GASOLINE!! We might be seeing shades of Bloodsport here!! PAKA drenching the table in gasoline and lighting it on fire!! An inferno is out here near the ring as PAKA picks up Serena…NO!! LOW BLOW!!! LOW BLOW BY SERENAAA!!!! PAKA IS DOWN ON BOTH KNEES –WAIT, SERENA DIDN’T JUST LOW BLOW HIM….SHE DID IT WITH A CHEESE GRATER!! OH GOD!! PAKA holding his plums in agony as…RUNNING KNEE STRIKE BY SERENA RIOT ON THE KNEELING PAKA!!! PAKA IS OUT BUT THE FIRE BESIDE HIM RAGES ON!!
James Peters: I think Serena needs to collect herself here, she’s rummaging through the contents of the cart– A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!! Serena begins to extinguish the flames as the crowd begins to boo! I can’t believe they wanna see another person die after the Paul Joshua fiasco! –HOLD ON PAKA IS RISING BACK TO HIS FEET! I DON’T THINK SERENA REALIZES IT!! LOOK OUT SERENA!! — PAKA TURNS SERENA AROUND AND HOLDS UP TWO MIDDLE FINGERS!! GUT KICK!! WRECKINGBOMBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!! WRECKINGBOMB ON THE SEMI-BURNT TABLE AND SERENA DRIVEN INTO THE CHARRED WOOD AND STEEL!!
Rich Russillo: I think it took a toll on PAKA as well because once again, all contestants are down! :whew: what a match this has been. Last week PAKA cost Serena their would-be victory against Fire and Ice, and tonight both these elitists are showing all of EAW why they hate each other. Maybe in another timeline they would’ve been best of friends, but too bad this ain’t it.
James Peters: PAKA now getting back up, slowly but surely! PAKA up again and he seems to be rammaging under the ring! What can he be searching for? –A BUCKET!! A BUCKET OF GLASS SHARDS!!! We’ve seen this bucket before in his promo!! Wow!! PAKA taking the bucket back inside the ring! PAKA now raining the canvas with the broken shards!!! Serena getting back to her feet, she’s charging in the ring!! -NO!! PAKA intercepts her and DDTs her on the glass shard!! HOLY SHIT!! PAKA now with a scream of rage telling her to stay down!! A PIN!!
Rich Russillo: NOOOOO!!! A KICKOUT. HOW IS THIS EVEN HUMANLY POSSIBLE?!?! SERENA GETTING BACK UP FROM THE CARNAGE WITH GLASS SHARDS RAINING DOWN HER BODY!! SHE’S SIGNALLING PAKA TO BRING IT!!
James Peters: PAKA’s face look red hot as he’s realizing he’s gotta up the ante!! Headbutt!!, NO! SERENA DUCKS UNDER AND UPPERCUTS HIS CHIN!! — FOLLOWED UP BY ANOTHER LOW BLOWWW!!!! PAKA ON HIS KNEES AND COUGHING UP FLOOD!! THIS TIME RIOT WITH A SCREAM OF RAGE!! — SERENA LIFTING UP PAKA UP THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, HOW IS SHE EVEN CARRYING THIS BIG HUNK OF A SANDBAG?! THEY’RE BOTH PERCHED ON THE TOP ROPE, PAKA UNABLE TO RETALIATE BECAUSE OF THE PAIN FROM THE LOW BLOW STILL LINGERING ON!!! —HOLY MOLY!!! — BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE ON THE GLASS SHARDS!!! —THE RING CANVAS TORE THROUGH!!! BOTH OF THEM JUST TORE THROUGH AND MADE A CRATER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!!!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!!
James Russillo: I…I don’t have words to describe it…what the hell?! Both contestants are senseless in the crater filled with glass shards as the referee is making sure if there are any signs of life!
Rich Russillo: Serena and PAKA haven’t moved an inch. I..I think it’s over guys…this may not be the ending we wanted but I think neither of these two elitists are gonna stand to walk out of this match by themselves. This is pure carnage and brutality! The ref is checking on them both, and while there are no count outs in a traditional deathmatch…I think for the sake of both their health, the ref needs to have them back on their feet!
James Rusillo: Please get up.
Rich Russillo: Oh damn, hope we don’t have another Paul Joshua situation in our hands!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SINCE BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DEEMED UNABLE TO COMPETE…..THE MATCH IS A NOOOO CONTEESTTT!!!!
(The crowd is giving mixed reactions, some are clearly only here to watch people die! A few stretchers and a panel of EMTs show up at ringside as they tend to PAKA, Serena and Hajime)
Rich Russillo: Wow, I don’t know what to say. I’d be lying if I told you I didn’t want a decisive winner. These two have had bad blood between each other and I wanted a great blow off, but looks like a weekly show isn’t enough to contain this match of this proportions.
James Peters: Everyone in this match shortened their careers, I feel bad for Hajime, poor kid got brutalized, but PAKA and Serena? Who knows how they are physically and mentally? Less than two weeks ago they were killing themselves at Bloodsport, I’m telling you now, these two need a break!
(The EMTs continue to to attend to the fallen as a ring crew arrives to replace the canvas and clean up the ringside.)
(Voltage rolls on to commercial.)
(Commercial break for Fashion Nova featuring The Visual Prophet. It’s a hot boy summer, and nothing is hotter than Viz’s own fashion line.)
(Voltage fades back in from break and cuts to a pre-taped interview from earlier today featuring Sofia Clarke talking to the Voltage War Games team, Ms. Extreme, Andrea Valentine, and Raven Roberts.)
(The scene opens up to a skybox somewhere inside the empty Pinnacle Bank Arena. Sofia Clarke is sitting down in a comfortable leather chair and she has been joined by the three women who will represent Voltage in War Games. Raven Roberts, Andrea Valentine, and Ms. Extreme are sat in a row on a black leather couch across from Sofia. The three women are dressed in street clothes, and Sofia is dressed casually.)
Sofia Clarke: I definitely want to start this off by thanking the three of you for joining me this morning. It’s early and Voltage won’t get underway for hours.
Andrea Valentine: It’s no problem. Thanks for having us.
(Sofia smiles at the three women and sits back in her chair.)
Sofia Clarke: Lets just go ahead and cut right to the chase. Things haven’t been easy for the three of you since coming to Voltage. Veena Adams personally set her sights on running the three of you, as well as your sister, Camille, off of Voltage. In Veena’s eyes, she is tossing the three of you to the wolves come Territorial Invasion and placing you in a no win situation.
Raven Roberts: That’s the thing though. None of us see this as a no win situation. What the three of us see is an opportunity. We know that our backs are against the wall come Voltage, and that we have a raging psychopath constantly breathing down our necks, just waiting for us to fall, but so far? So far, that hasn’t happened. We have dealt with every negative thing Veena has thrown at us and come out better for it.
Andrea Valentine: I’m not even angry about what happened to me last week. That kind of bullshit should have been expected, and my eyes are wide open from here on out. I put nothing past Veena, and honestly, nothing else she can possibly do to us will surprise me. Her hands are tied because she can’t just fire us. None of us have given her a reason to do that because we’re actually model employees who keep our heads down, do our jobs, and just roll with the punches. So by that logic, she’s content with tutoring us, and trying to break us, and hopefully getting us to quit. Unfortunately for her, the three of us and Consuela, are a hell of a lot stronger than that.
Ms. Extreme: And we get that we’re the underdogs in War Games. Every single person in the match besides TLA has been a world champion.
Raven Roberts: Even if said reign lasted all of two minutes.
Ms. Extreme: Serena Bennett’s Universal Women’s Championship win still goes down in the books as a reign, and it’s one more world championship reign than the three of us have. On paper, we are the least accomplished team. I have one PURE Championship reign to my name, and while it’s a record breaking one, Jamie had his own record breaking world championship reign. I don’t have to sit here and run down the rest of Showdown and Dynasty’s accomplishments compared to ours because anyone can look up those stats. But what we have that separates us from Showdown and Dynasty is we have unity. The three of us plus my sister have built a bond that can’t be touched. We know what we’re going through over here on Voltage, and that’s something that’s brought us together and that will keep us together.
Andrea Valentine: Veena did everything she could to try and get us to turn on one another as well. When she placed the three of us in a match against one another, her thought process behind that wasn’t lost on us. We knew exactly what she had in mind, but we didn’t let that get to us. We outsmarted her and if anything, it was that match that made us realize that working together and staying strong was exactly what we needed to do in order to win this war, and that’s what this is. It’s a war. Veena made this personal against us, and we’re not stopping until WE rid Voltage of HER.
Sofia Clarke: So you guys are going after Veena?
Andrea, Ms. Extreme, & Raven: Yes.
Raven Roberts: Why wouldn’t we? She made her plans for us perfectly clear, so now we’re making our plans for her clear. There’s not a damn thing Veena can do to stop any of us. Winning War Games, which is just the type of match the three of us thrive in by the way, is only going to be the beginning. Andrea proved last week that Veena put all her eggs in the wrong damn basket when she picked the bearded bitch to be her slave boy for season 13. At least The Visual Prophet was talented, and could actually back up all the shit he talked. Charlie is one of the shittiest examples of a ‘world champion’ I have ever seen, and I look forward to getting my hands on him later on tonight. Rex and I both know that Veena and Charlie won’t walk into a match against the two of us without some kind of plan, but whatever the hell that plan happens to be, we’re going to be ready for it.
(Raven pauses for just a second.)
Raven Roberts: I have been told my whole life that I don’t belong here, or there, or wherever I happened to be at the time. But I have worked tirelessly my entire adult life to put myself in this position. A silver spoon fed bitch like Veena Adams is not going to be the person who derails me and keeps me from accomplishing my dreams, and Camille and Andrea have similar stories as well. Camille overcome what should have been career ending injuries to get back into this sport and thrive, and Andrea is another person who’s been told she doesn’t belong. People want to look at her and make assumptions that she’s just another pretty model trying to be a wrestler, but I think we can all agree that she’s shown a million times over she is so much more than. I think we might end up getting underestimated come War Games, and if we are, I promise you that it’s going to be the biggest mistake those other two teams make.
Sofia Clarke: The fact you three have competed in some of the most brutal matches in EAW history can’t be ignored. I don’t think anyone would discredit your respective abilities in those types of situations.
Ms. Extreme: They’ll get discredited. There’s not a doubt in my mind. People look at me and see the girl who got murdered by Mark Michaels at Pain for Pride. They don’t see the longest reigning PURE Champion in history.
Raven Roberts: I agree completely with Camille. The people in this company are one-dimensional and will do whatever they can undercut us while pumping themselves up in the process. I’ll never let their words affect or get me down.
Andrea Valentine: I also just let that garbage roll right off my back. My setbacks have been displayed for the entire world to see, and more than that, they’re setbacks that I had to live through and overcome. My journey is my own, and only I know what I’ve really been through. People can talk all day long about what they see on the surface, but deep down I know what each victory has meant to me, and more importantly, what each loss has meant to me. Everything I’ve experienced and have been through so far has prepared for not just War Games, but for every Specialists Championship defense I have going forward, and whatever else this life I have built has in store for me.
Ms. Extreme: We’re all human and none of us are perfect. I watched my brother-in-law suffer one of the most heart-breaking losses of his career back at Pain for Pride. He had the Answers World Championship stolen from him by that piece of shit chairman we have. Sure, I can talk about how Jamie should have seen that coming from a mile away. Unless Mr. DEDEDE is dead, anyone with half a brain knows better than to count him out, and because Jamie didn’t take that into consideration, he suffered the worst loss ever.
Raven Roberts: And Jamie’s loss at Pain for Pride is just one example of all the setbacks our opponents have faced. I could talk for hours about how many times Darkane got owned by Theron Nikolas, the man I recently retired.
Andrea Valentine: All the world championship matches TLA has failed to win.
Ms. Extreme: The fact Ahren needed a woman to hand him the EAW World Championship and keep that title around his waist.
Raven Roberts: Chris Elite turning into the biggest punchline in present-day EAW because of his inability to back up his world championship reign after losing to Rex.
Andrea Valentine: Serena getting TKOed at Operation: Doomsday after talking so much crap about Kassidy
Ms. Extreme: The point is, we have all had failures.
Raven Roberts: No one is invincible.
Andrea Valentine: Our opponents might all be more accomplished than we are, but that doesn’t mean they’re better than us.
Ms. Extreme: All it means is the best is yet to come for us.
Sofia Clarke: What would winning War Games mean to each of you?
(Ms. Extreme, Raven, and Andrea all look at each other and take a moment to reflect on the question. It’s Andrea who speaks first.)
Andrea Valentine: I don’t want to say winning would mean more to each of us than it would for any other team, because I don’t know what it would be for the other six people in this match to win. But I know that for the three of us, and for Consuela, who’s not in the match, it would be absolutely huge. Like we said before, we know we haven’t been given spots in this match to win. We’ve been thrown into War Games to get broken and destroyed. To overcome those odds, and prove once again that we thrive in these situations, would mean the world to me, and I think it would mean the same for Camille and Raven.
Ms. Extreme: It would mean the same to me, and wiping the ugly smirk off Veena’s face would mean the world to me. I want to win this match because honestly, I feel like I have something to prove. Bouncing back from Pain for Pride and from Bloodsport, and winning this match alongside two women I respect, and who have placed their trust in me is my goal as I head into Territorial Invasion, and in a lot of ways, this is the biggest match of my career. The stakes have never been higher, personally or professionally, and the competition has never been stiffer. When I got real serious about making this comeback and forging my own name here in EAW, these are situations I wanted and the tests I wanted. I’m not afraid of War Games. I’m going to help my team win War Games.
Raven Roberts: I’m actually going to go one further than Andrea and say that winning War Games would mean more to each of us than any other team. I don’t give a fuck about the other two teams and what they might be fighting for. Dynasty is dysfunctional and I would bet anything Jamie doesn’t even want to team with the BVU. The three of us are united together not just for this match, but for a much bigger cause. Winning this match would allow us to give Veena Adams a big ‘fuck you’, and what better and more meaningful reason could we possibly have than that? That bitch, who’ll be lucky to survive Rex and myself tonight, has done nothing but berate us, oppress us, and try to hold us back. She wants to break us, but we won’t shatter.
(Ms. Extreme and Andrea both nodded in agreement.)
Sofia Clarke: Ladies, it goes without saying that you have all my support for War Games and even beyond, because when you do win War Games, things aren’t going to get any easier.
Andrea Valentine: We’ve already talked about that between ourselves, and with Consuela, and believe me, we’re ready. We have a 24/7 contract, a Cash in the Vault briefcase, a Specialists Championship, and a woman in Ms. Extreme who is capable of winning any championship here in EAW. We’re ready for the aftermath of our inevitable win, and we’re prepared to make ourselves undeniable to Voltage and to EAW as a whole.
Sofia Clarke: I certainly won’t argue with that, nor will I take up anymore of your time. It’s been an absolute pleasure, ladies.
(All four women get to their feet and exchange handshakes, hugs, and pleasantries as the interview comes to a close.)
(Voltage fades back into live action, and for the last time tonight, Bella Braxton is standing by.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is your main event of the evening!
(“Dark Horses” by Switchfoot hits and the crowd immediately rises to their feet. Out come both Rex McAllister and Raven Robert in unison. They share a quick smile while Rex engages with the crowd, tagging their hands along the way down the ramp before entering the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first the team of Rex McAllister and Raven Roberts… At a combined weight of 386 pounds.. They are FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE & ICCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
James Peters: The number one contender and his beloved bride to enter this match riding on a wave of momentum. Fire and Ice as a team are damn near unstoppable.
Rich Russillo: They need to be, Voltage is chock full of talent. It’s almost unfair to the other brands.
(“ME” by Taylor Swift plays and the crowd already begins a savage “cunt” chant. Veena Adams emerges from the back, strutting her stuff, ignoring the crowd. She smiles brightly and heads down the ramp way.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing their opponents, first, weighing in at 125 pounds – from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida she is VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ADDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: The crowd couldn’t be any more right. This woman is cut from the same cloth as Mr. DEDEDE both through relation and the way she acts.
Rich Russillo: She’s the bane of my existence but to say she doesn’t have an opportunity to really make an impact tonight would be foolish.
James Peters: Since when have you become so rational?
Rich Russillo: No comment.
(“It Aint Safe” by Skepta plays and Charlie Marr appears before the raucous crowd who completely miss the mark with the trash that they throw at him. He raises his World Championship high in the air. He then descends down the rampway. He stops briefly with Jordie by his side and eyes a sign in the front row that reads Fire & Ice. He storms over to the obese fan and rips the sign out of his grasp. He looks at the sign with disgust and tears it in two, throwing it in the fans face before making his way into the ring with Veena Adams.)
Crowd: FUCK YOU CHARLIE! FUCK YOU CHARLIE! FUCK YOU CHARLIE!
Bella Braxton: Introducing her partner accompanied to the ring by Jordie Ripley, from Tower Hamlets, London, United Kingdom weighing in at 240 pounds… he is CHAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
James Peters: A classless individual if I ever saw one. Where does he get the nerve to rip APART that fan’s sign?
Rich Russillo: I don’t know but if his goal is to be the biggest scumbag on this roster, he’s surely in the lead.
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: We’re going to start this contest off with the champion Marr and the number one contender, Rex. I wouldn’t have it any other way! The atmosphere is volatile! You could cut the tension with a knife as they both lock up. Charlie transitions to a side headlock, wrenching down and driving the whites of his knuckles into the crown of Rex’s head! Rex staggers back for a moment before retaliating with a stiff right hand!
Rich Russillo: But Charlie blocks it and tags him with a left hook! He then drives the back of his elbow into Rex’s temple! Rex makes his way to the corner only to sucker Charlie in! Back elbow to Charlie Marr! Here comes Rex! Flying lariat takes Charlie down to the mat but he’s back up quickly as Rex drives a knee into his abdomen! Rex carefully seizes the arm of Charlie, spinning around and wrenching him down with the hold still applied! Rex locks eyes with Raven who nods her head!
James Peters: Look at this! Charlie thumbs the eye of Rex before he could make the tag, while Veena distracts the referee! Charlie then whips a knife-edged chop across Rex’s chest, he lights him up again with a second, a third! He grabs the arm of Rex and whips him towards the opposite ropes, back comes Rex with a yakuza kick!
Rich Russillo: Charlie sidesteps him and drills him down with a brutal headbutt which fells Rex to a knee! Charlie backs up and measures Rex.. running pin-point boot to the jaw! Rex collapses to the mat, Charlie kneels down and starts hammering away with closed fists. Rex puts his hands up to block the incoming strikes but Charlie is unrelenting! Finally, the referee backs him off while Marr holds his hands up as if he’s innocent. Sure, buddy.
James Peters: He then executes a swim move past the referee and jacks Rex’s jaw with a knee lift. Rex’s head pops up and Charlie immediately sits him down with a shoulder tackle! Rex rolls around, holding his sternum while Charlie plants a few scattered stomps to different parts of Rex’s body. Charlie smirks and looks at Veena who is holding her hand out!!!
Veena Adams (Off-Mic): LET ME AT HIM!
Charlie Marr (Off-Mic): Have it your wa–
Rich Russillo: European uppercut by Rex! Charlie reels backward from that one! LOOK OUT! INCOMING BICYCLE KICK SPINS CHARLIE MARR AROUND AND DOWN! REX WASTES NO TIME AND PULLS CHARLIE UP ON HIS SHOULDERS AND POWERSLAMS HIM DOWN WITH RELATIVE EASE! THE PIN!
James Peters: Kickout by the champ! Rex looks at Raven and nods his head, he goes to tag her but Charlie’s got Rex by the ankle!! Rex attempts to stomp on his outstretched hand but Charlie Marr sweeps Rex’s legs out from under him with his free hand! Charlie lifts both of Rex’s legs and stomps down right on his stomach, grinding the point of his toe into Rex’s belly button! He looks at Raven and flicks his tongue out at her! Perverted freak!
Rich Russillo: Raven steps through the ropes to intervene, meanwhile Veena sneaks up like the she-devil she is and starts blatantly choking the life out of Rex! She drills him with a few stinging MMA style elbow strikes before sneaking back under the bottom rope and waving to Raven who is clearly pissed off! Charlie is in the driver’s seat here!
Jordie Ripley (Off-Mic): LET’S GO BABY! YOU GOT THIS MY VOLTAGE KING!
James Peters: Charlie is loving the attention and who could blame him? He plants a few kicks into Rex’s ribcage. He then blatantly face washes him with his boot! The disrespect from this man, I tell ya.
Charlie Marr (off-mic asking the crowd): THIS is your number one contender?
Crowd: YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
Rich Russillo: SPEAAAAAAAAAAR! REX JUST IMPALED CHARLIE! HE WAS TOO BUSY PLAYING TO THE CROWD! THAT’S WHAT YOU GET! REX IS ON TOP OF HIM WITH RAPID RIGHTS AND LEFTS! HE’S NOT LETTING UP EITHER, THE REFEREE INTERVENES AS REX YELLS OUT DEFIANTLY! REX YANKS CHARLIE UP BY HIS BEARD AND PULLS HIM OVER TO RAVEN WHO’S OUTSTRETCHED BOOT GREETS CHARLIE WITH OPEN SOLES! THE TAG IS MADE! THE CROWD ERUPTS! RAVEN SOARS AFTER CHARLIE AND KNOCKS HIM DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
James Peters: SHE IMMEDIATELY SWITCHES TARGETS TO VEENA WHO HOPS OFF THE APRON AS RAVEN APPROACHES!
Veena Adams (off mic): You don’t want any of this sweetheart.
Rich Russillo: Oh, on the contrary, I believe she doe—
James Peters: RUNNING KNEE TO THE SPINE KNOCKS RAVEN INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! QUICK ROLL UP BY CHARLIE!
Rich Russillo: Raven can’t get distracted by Veena. That’s exactly what she wants, Veena will goad you in every single time! Charlie drives a knee into Raven and then slams her head on the top turnbuckle. He quickly tags Veena in, who punishes Raven in the corner with swift left and right hooks! Veena jerks Raven forward with a snapmare takedown! She bolts towards the ropes and comes back with a lethal basement dropkick! BUT RAVEN SITS RIGHT BACK UP AND STARES DAGGERS INTO VEENA WHO QUICKLY LEAPS AND TAGS CHARLIE IN! RAVEN MEETS HIM HALFWAY WITH A VICIOUS FOREARM THAT ROCKS HIM! RAVEN PULLS HIM IN! NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! BAM! BRIDGING PIN!
James Peters: ANOTHER KICKOUT BY MARR! RAVEN PICKS CHARLIE MARR BUT HE SLAPS HER HAND AWAY! HE KICKS HER RIGHT ON THE KNEE CAP, HE HOOKS HER ARMS!! THE QUEEN IS DEAD!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: COUNTERED! BACK BODY DROP INSTEAD! CHARLIE GOES UPSIDE DOWN AND ONTO HIS BACK! RAVEN SPEEDS TOWARDS THE ROPES… LIONSAULT!
James Peters: Nobody’s home but she lands on her feet! She charges towards Marr but he pops her with a back elbow! He marches towards her but she just about takes his head off with The Facelift!!!!!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE DUCKS THIS THOUGH AND HOOKS HER NECK FROM BEHIND! HE DROPS DOWN WITH A BEAUTIFUL NECK BREAKER! CHARLIE EYES VEENA AND THEN OH COME ON! A CHEAPSHOT ON REX KNOCKING HIM OFF THE APRON! HE DUSTS HIS HANDS OFF, PROUD OF HIS WORK AS RAVEN COMES TO.
Jordie Ripley (off mic): BEHIND YOU MARRBEAR!
James Peters: FACELIFTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! CLEANS HIS CLOCK!!!!!! RAVEN DROPS DOWN AND COVERS!!!!
Rich Russillo: VEENA WITH THE LAST SECOND SAVE! RAVEN RESTS HER HANDS ON HER HIPS AND WALKS TOWARDS VEENA WHO ALL OF THE SUDDEN LOOKS VULNERABLE! SHE BACK PEDDLES BEFORE, OH MY GOD DO YOU HAVE A DEATHWISH! SHE SLAPS RAVEN ACROSS THE FACE AND SPITS IN HER EYE! CONNIVING BITCH! RAVEN LOOKS DOWN AND SMILES! SHE REACHES FOR THE THROAT OF VEENA! CHARLIE MARR FROM BEHIND! HE CLUBS RAVEN ACROSS THE BACK OF HER HEAD! IN COMES REX NOW! HE TACKLES CHARLIE THROUGH THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE, VEENA SNEAKS OUT OF THE RING AND HAMMERS REX WITH A ROLLING ELBOW! THEY’RE BOTH BEATING DOWN ON REX NOW!
James Peters: HERE COMES RAVEN!!!!!!!! SHE SOARS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND CRASHES DOWN ONTO CHARLIE, VEENA, AND REX!!!!!! THE CROWD IS GOING BONKERS HERE! SHE HELPS REX UP AND MOUTHS THE WORD “SORRY” TO HIM. CHARLIE REACHES HIS FEET WHILE VEENA CRAWLS AWAY! REX ZOOMS TOWARDS MARR BUT CHARLIE USES REX’S MOMENTUM TO SEND HIM CRASHING HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!
Rich Russillo: RAVEN THEN SHOVES CHARLIE INTO THE RINGPOST!!!!!
James Peters: OH MY GODDDDD!!!!! VEENA ADAMS JUST USED THE STEPS TO PROPEL HERSELF INTO THE AIR, SPEARING THE HOLY HELL OUT OF RAVEN! SHE LICKS HER LIPS AND A WICKED SMILE CREEPS ON HER FACE! REX SUDDENLY GRABS HER BLONDE LOCKS FROM BEHIND AND TURNS HER AROUND! OH MY LORD!!!!!! REX EFFECT DDT ON THE WICKED WITCH HERSELF!!!!
Rich Russillo: BIG BOOT BY CHARLIE KNOCKS REX DOWN BEFORE HE COULD PLANT VEENA! CHARLIE GRABS RAVEN WHO IS STILL RECOVERING FROM THE SPEAR AND ROLLS HER IN THE RING AS THE REF’S COUNT REACHES NINE!!!!!! CHARLIE’S BACK IN THE RING NOW, RAVEN CRAWLS ON ALL FOURS. CHARLIE LOOMS IN THE DISTANCE, RAVEN REACHES HER FEET AND TURNS AROUND!! THE HEADMASTER RITUAL!!!!!!!!! WHAT A DEVASTATING SPINEBUSTER!!!!!!
James Peters: CODDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEBREAKER!!!!!!!!! WHAT A PICTURE PERFECT COUNTER!!!!! CHARLIE FALLS FLAT ON HIS BACK!!!!! RAVEN SHAKES HER HEAD AND POINTS TO THE TURNBUCKLE, REVVING UP THE CROWD!! SHE CLIMBS THE TURNBUCKLE AND..
Rich Russillo: Oh for Pete’s sake! Jordie Ripley is up on the apron! The ref is distracted and so is Raven! Blind tag by Rex as Charlie Marr scales the top rope! OHHHHHH SHIT!!!!!!!!!! MID-AIR HEADMASTER RITUAL!!!!!!!!! REX FLIES IN AFTER CHARLIE BUT THE REFEREE GETS IN THE WAY! HE DIDN’T SEE THE TAG!!!!!! CHARLIE FLIPS HIM OFF WHILE THE REFEREE HOLDS HIM BACK! THIS MOTHAFUCKA…
Charlie Marr (off-mic): Thatta boy, get back in your corner! Shoo!
James Peters: Rex has gotta be incensed BUT HEY WAIT A MINUTE! RAVEN’S UP AND CHARLIE DOESN’T REALIZE IT! SHE SWINGS HIS ARM AROUND!!!!! HUNTRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BOMBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!! OH NO, VEENA AGAIN A CHEAP SHOT ACROSS RAVEN’S BACK! RAVEN TURNS AROUND, GRITTING HER TEETH! NOW JORDIE’S UP ON THE APRON! RAVEN TAKES HER OUT! SHE QUICKLY STEPS TOWARDS VEENA BUT CHARLIE IS UP!!!! NOT FOR LONG THOUGH! RAVEN WITH A HUGE BIG BOOT SENDS CHARLIE INTO LALALAND! YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS RIGHT?! VEENA’S ALL ALONE! SHE STEPS DOWN FROM THE APRON!
Rich Russillo: Raven smirks, I don’t know wha-
James Peters: REX IS SNEAKING BEHIND VEENA! SHE TURNS AROUND…… SPEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: TO JORDIE RIPLEY!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: VEENA JUST SACRIFICED JORDIE RIPLEY! CHARLIE IS NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS!! REX SEEMS AT ODDS, HE DIDN’T MEAN TO SPEAR JORDIE!
Crowd: YOU DESERVE IT! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* YOU DESERVE IT! *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Rich Russillo: LOOK AT VEENA CACKLING AWAY! SHE’S SO PROUD OF HERSEL-
James Peters: SHE JUST BACKED INTO RAVEN, VEENA SLOWLY TURNS AROUND! SHE’S GONNA PAY NO–
Rich Russillo: SUICIDE DIVE BY CHARLIE SENDS RAVEN INTO THE BARRICADE!!!!! REX COMES BACK INTO THE FRAY TRADING FISTS WITH CHARLIE! REX GAINS THE ADVANTAGE AND TOSSES CHARLIE BACK INTO THE RING! REX IS HOT ON HIS TRAIL! HE SLIDES IN AFTER HIM!! CHARLIE IS BACK UP! HE TURNS AROUND!
James Peters: OH MY GOD WHAT A SPEAR!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: … BY VEENA TO REX!
James Peters: RAVEN SLIDES INTO THE RING, CHASING AFTER VEENA! SHE’S LOST IT!!!!! CHARLIE INTERCEPTS HER THOUGH!!!! CHHHHHHHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING CROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! DOWN SHE GOES!!! CHARLIE LOOKS AT VEENA AND TAGS HER IN WHILE SETTING UP RAVEN IN THE TREE OF WOE. OH SHIT!
Rich Russillo: NOT THIS WAY! COME ON! VEENA ASCENDS THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, LOOKING DOWN AT RAVEN WHO IS OUT COLD! SHE LEAPS IN THE AIR!!!!!!! DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!!!!!!!!! DAMNIT ALL! VEENA COVERS!
James Peters: WHAT THE?! REX! REX JUST PULLED VEENA OFF OF RAVEN AT THE LAST SECOND BEFORE CHARLIE COULD INTERCEPT REX!!! THIS MATCH CONTINUES! CHARLIE IS HAMMERING AWAY AT REX WHO REPLIES WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT CHARLIE FALLS BACKWARD..
Rich Russillo: SPEARRRRRRRRRR!!!!! THROUGH THE ROPES! REX GOT ALL OF THAT ONE AND OH MY GOD LOOK AT WHAT WE HAVE HERE! VEENA’S ALL ALONE IN THE RING AS RAVEN REACHES HER FEET! VEENA’S EYES GO WIDE, SHE BACKS UP AND FEELS FOR THE ROPES BUT RAVEN SAYS NO! SHE GRABS VEENA BY THE ARM AND PULLS HER DOWN TO THE MAT!!!!!! OH YOU KNOW WHAT THIS COULD MEAN! THE AVIARYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
Veena Adams: I QUIT! I QUIT!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(Veena wriggles free, escaping out of the ring, past the carnage outside and gets the hell out of dodge. Raven stands there perplexed at what just happened. “Dark Horses” by Switchfoot replays.)
Bella Braxton: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS….. FIRE ANDDDDDD ICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
James Peters: What jus… Did Veena submit before the hold was even applied?
Rich Russillo: As much as I despise the bitch that was a smart move. She’s gotta protect the goods. She’d risk life and limb if she let Raven apply her submission.
James Peters: That’s one way to look at it, I guess.
(Rex and Raven raise their arms in the ring and rejoice as the crowd goes wild, while Charlie grabs his World Championship and drags Jordie by the wrist ringside not even making eye contact with Rex or Raven.)
James Peters: As a non-biased commentator I’ll just say: I could get used to this.
Rich Russillo: For once I agree with you.
(As strange as the win was, it was a win nonetheless, and Rex and Raven wrap their arms around one another. The crowd continues to go wild as Fire & Ice stare one another in the eyes. Rex dips his head and pulls Raven close, kissing her softly as Voltage fades to black :heart_eyes:)
(EAW Logo buzzes.)