(EAW intro plays.)
(As always, a highlight video begins to play. This one showcases the incredible and downright deadly Voltage exclusive free-per-view, Shock Value! The wedding of Rex McAllister and Raven Roberts took center stage as the two Elitists exchanged their vows and pledged to love one another forever. The wedding went off without a hitch, but unfortunately the rest of the night did not. The men and women of Voltage were forced to put their lives on the line in a series of deadly matches involving electricity.)
(RECAP CONTINUES: Sarah Price and Jalyn Garcia faced off against one another in an Electric Floors match. The two young Elitists both found themselves in a situation they had never faced before. With the floors pulsating with electricity, it made brawling at ringside nearly impossible for the two Elitists. An incredible back and forth ensued between these two including an amazing spot that saw Sarah save herself from being tossed to the floor by landing on the announcer’s table! Jalyn would follow up by destroying the table with his version of the Phoenix Splash! Both competitors would end up back in the ring thanks to Jalyn’s cleverness, but neither would avoid the floor forever. The match would end when both would hit the floor and end up paralyzed by thousands and thousands of volts of electricity. Neither would be able to continue and it would end in a no contest.)
(RECAP CONTINUES: Newcomers Alun Wyn Jones and Grizzly Bear Rocco would join Voltage mainstay, Shawn Sturgis, in a Triple Threat Lightshow match that would give the winner a ‘Unique Opportunity’. All three men would leave it all in the ring as they put one another through hell. At one point, Alun would find himself as the only man standing after Sturgis would spear Rocco through the electric light tubes! Sturgis and Rocco would eventually recover, and the torture show would carry on! Rocco would basically have the match won, after hitting Alun with the Black Hole Slam! Sturgis would come out of nowhere to destroy Rocco with a skateboard, get him out of the ring, and sneak away with the win after pinning Jones! Rocco would prove to be a sore loser, and take his frustrations out on Sturgis after the fact.)
(RECAP CONTINUES: Sierra Bradford and Consuela Rose Ava squared off against one another in an Electric Chair Match that came together after Sierra challenged Consuela out of respect. The two women would put their hearts and souls into the match, and really take it to one another. Consuela would eventually hit her Knee of Death finisher on Sierra, and knock her out cold. That would leave Consuela with an opportunity to win the match if she could just grab Sierra, put her in the electric chair, and pull the switch. Before that could happen, the lights would go out. Laughter would fill the arena. The whole crowd would find themselves angry as Corvus member Rath would be inside the ring once the lights went up. Rath would crack Consuela across the skull with a leadpipe, throw her in the chair, and pull the switch giving Sierra the biggest, and most tainted win of her career. Ms. Extreme and Terry Chambers would hit the ring and chase Rath off, but the damage had already been done.)
(RECAP CONTINUES: The messy feud between Jesse Barlow and the Woogieman came to an end in the most dramatic Electric Eel Deathmatch of all time! Barlow and Woogie would beat the shit out of each other in a match that had PETA representatives on pins and needles at ringside. They would watch in disgust as innocent animals would find themselves used as weapons in this match! Barlow and Woogie didn’t hold back. At one point, Woogie would shove Barlow’s arm into the swimming pool full of eels and laugh as his foe was relentlessly electrocuted. The match ending would see Barlow and Woogie fighting atop the pool’s small ladder. Woogie would end up slipping and clinging to the pool ladder for his life, then the ruthless Barlow would show no mercy and stomp on Woogie’s fingers, sending him fully into the water to be attacked by the eels.)
(RECAP CONTINUES: The next match was the ‘Career vs. Career Blackout Match’ between Korey Gaines and Shortfuse PAKA. There wasn’t anything nice about this as both men had their Voltage careers on the line. Months and months of petty social media messages and brief interactions led up to this match and it was everything the fans could have wanted and more. There were times when Korey would have to fight off both PAKA, his brother-in-law, Provencal, and Hajime but ‘The Aerial Wonder’ would prove to be up to the challenge. The ending of the match came when Gaines would basically murder PAKA by putting him through a ladder with a front flip piledriver! Gaines would toss PAKA off the stage and into a series of electrical equipment to win the match and thus end the Voltage career of Shortfuse PAKA.)
(RECAP CONTINUES: The highly anticipated Shock Collar Match between the teams of Lars Grier and Dr. Bethany Blue and Ms. Extreme and Terry Chambers was up next. This match wasn’t for the faint of heart, especially after what went down earlier in the evening between Consuela and Rath. All four competitors would throw caution to the wind and do their best to maim one another. At one point, Ms. Extreme would be dangling from the ring, the collar around her neck almost like a noose. Terry would find himself trapped by Lars and Bethany in their two submissions, and there would be very little anyone could do to change the situation. Terry’s only option to save himself and the match would be to grab a hold of the invisible electric fence that kept the all competitors trapped! Everyone would feel the consequences of Terry’s desperate attempt to save himself, as well as the match! Ms. Extreme would eventually get herself back into the ring and come flying off the ringpost with a crossbody that took out Lars and the good doctor! The match would resume but in the end, Lars and Dr. Blue would get Terry out of the equation and absolutely brutalize the Interwire Champion. Ms. Extreme would be put down for the three count, and Lars and Dr. Blue would get a big, big win.)
(RECAP CONTINUES: The final match of the night was the Electrified Steel Cage of Death Match for the EAW World Championship. Andrea Valentine would defend the belt against Charlie Marr while Malcolm Jones served as the special guest referee. At times, this match would be hard to watch. Andrea and Charlie would tear into one another, and look to end each other’s careers. The cage would be the biggest weapon in the match, coming into play more often than not, and of course the weapons scattered inside would be used as well. It came as no shock to anyone that the bearded beauty Bharlie found himself at an extreme disadvantage in this match. Malcolm would refuse to count, end up involved after fighting with Charlie, and would factor into the decision at the end. The match would come to its violent conclusion after Charlie introduced thumbtacks into the equation. Andrea would escape Charlie’s attempt to put her away and he would eat a steel chair to the back thanks to Malcolm. Andrea would quickly follow up with an ‘Avalanche Automatic Blonde’ that sent Charlie face first into the thumbtacks! Malcolm would make the count and after Andrea was announced as the winner, the Voltage main event for Grand Rampage was set!)
(The highlight video fades out and cuts to the sold-out DirecTV Arena in Buenos Aires. It’s night three of EAW’s weekend shows, and the crowd doesn’t seem to be having a letdown at all. Dynasty and the Showdown exclusive event, Under Siege, were incredible events and no doubt Voltage was about to deliver as well. The Voltage theme song is blasting across the arena, while the fans wave their signs in the air. Gold and white pyro shoots from the stage and the camera fades down to ringside. Rich Russillo and James Peters are standing up behind the broadcast booth wearing their jackets, slacks, and tonight’s custom T-shirts read ‘Quarantine The Corvus’. Both men grin before they start talking.)
James Peters: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Voltage! As always, I’m James Peters and joining me is my partner-in-crime, Rich Russillo.
Rich Russillo: :wow:! But it’s not just the two of us anymore! To show uniformity with Dynasty and Showdown, we are adding a third member to our broadcast team starting tonight. This woman has appeared on Voltage before, conducting backstage interviews! She’s worked for EAW overseas for the last couple of years, and tonight she takes the next step in her career by joining us. Please welcome, Persephone Tsitsipas!
(The camera shot widens and shows the stunning brunette beauty, Persephone, standing next to Rich. She rolls her eyes at the introduction and twirls a strand of hair around her finger.)
Persephone: Obviously the pleasure is all yours and I’m only here because the whole backstage interviewer thing was kind of demeaning. I graduated from one of the top universities in my native Greece with a degree in broadcast journalism, which clearly makes me super intelligent and incredible.
Rich Russillo: You are definitely something… :mjlit:
Persephone: Unless your name is Rex McAllister, you can save your flirting. I would NEVER date anyone in this business unless it was that sexy god of a man. My ggggggggggggggggoddddddd. He is fine AF.
James Peters: Rex McAllister is a married man…
Persephone: AND?! I don’t mind a challenge, James!
(“It Ain’t Safe” by Skepta begins to blast across the PA system, cutting off the banter between the three commentators. The crowd starts to boo as a pissed off Charlie Marr storms out and heads right to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… PLEASE WELCOME…. CHARLIE MARR!!!
Rich Russillo: It seems like we aren’t wasting any time tonight. Charlie Marr has a match with Sierra Bradford a little later on, but you know there’s got to be a lot on his mind after what went down at Shock Value.
James Peters: I’ll never be a fan of Charlie Marr, but he was basically robbed of a second EAW Championship reign thanks to Malcolm Jones.
Persephone: Have you ever noticed how disgusting Charlie Marr actually is?? He looks like some disgusting old pervert that is going to stand over you while you sleep. Like he honestly gives me the creeps and Jordie Marr must be a bitch with some really low self-esteem. Yuck.
(Persephone pretending to throw up in the background is heard as Charlie, minus Jordie, gets into the ring. He snatches the microphone from Bella and motions for his music to cut immediately. The jeering gets louder but Charlie is just not in the mood.)
Charlie Marr: Shut the fuck up you foreign fucks.
(That doesn’t settle well with the crowd at all.)
Charlie Marr: Blah. Blah. Blah. Fuck you. Fuck Andrea Valentine. And fuck Malcolm Jones. I had that stupid cunt defeated twice last weekend at Shock Value and right now, I should be standing here as the two-time EAW World Champion. I knew good and goddamn well that I would be fighting an uphill battle at Shock Value and it sickens me that our pussy of a Commission Captain Charisma just constantly turns a blind eye to all the injustices done around here to me. I’m the fucking reason people watch Voltage. I made this brand and I’ll be damned if I continue to allow myself to get disrespected on it. I’m not necessarily putting my world championship dreams on the backburner just yet, but you better fucking believe that I’m about to really turn my attention towards Malcolm Jones and end the man’s fucking career for good.
(Charlie takes a deep breath and lets all the anger he is feeling wash over him. The crowd has continued to boo him this whole time, but Charlie’s rage doesn’t even allow him to react to them.)
Charlie Marr: Malcolm, Malcolm, Malcolm. You stupid fucking simp. You aren’t fooling anyone with this game you’re playing. For you to become the EAW World Champion, you had to make sure the dumb whore retained the belt. You know that up against me, an actual Adonis of a man and the greatest wrestler to ever live, you stand no chance at becoming a two-time EAW World Champion because I’ve always been the better man out of the two of us. I was a better tag team wrestler than you and I am a better singles wrestler than you. You can run that fat trap of yours and talk your shit, saying how I needed help to beat you back at Bloodsport, but all I did was play by the rules of the match. Anything goes, and you and Andrea definitely exploited that last Saturday. You two worked together to fuck over ‘The Libertine’ and make sure he didn’t leave O-K-C as the champion. I’m not surprised, not at all. You’re a fucking pussy, Malcolm, and that slut is a paper champion. You want the easy victory at Grand Rampage instead of actually earning the championship, but that’s just the type of person you are. You’re a dumb motherfucker who always looks for the easy way out.
Charlie Marr: This whole match is an absolute miscarriage of justice and quite frankly, no one wants to fucking see it. No one wants to see Malcolm Jones take on Andrea Valentine in the most boring, bland, and lop-sided championship match in EAW history. Fuck. TNT has a better chance at beating that old sack of shit Mr. DEDEDE than Andrea does of beating Malcolm Jones and that’s saying a lot because Malcolm is pretty shitty. If I have any say so in the matter, I’m going to make sure Malcolm doesn’t even make it to Grand Rampage. In fact, I want a match with Malcolm right fucking now. I want contendership on the line, and I want to take him out once and for all. Fuck the match against that cum rag. I’ll destroy Malcolm then fuck Sierra up later. I’ll beat down this whole damn roster if it means I get a fair fucking rematch for the championship that was stolen from me. Ma-
(“Roll With Me” by Charli XCX begins to play much to the delight of the crowd. Charlie doesn’t seem all that thrilled when the EAW World Champion, Andrea Valentine, begins to make her way down to the ring instead of Malcolm.)
Charlie Marr: So now he’s sending you out to fight his battles for him?
(Andrea ignores Charlie as she gets into the ring and poses with the championship. The crowd showers her praise and eventually she motions for a microphone. The timekeeper passes one up to her and Andrea makes a face at Charlie as her music fades out.)
Andrea Valentine: Let’s get something straight you stupid piece of shit…
(The crowd pops huge for that.)
Andrea Valentine: I am no one’s quote ‘easy win.’ I have invested my heart and soul into this business and have become one of the best wrestlers in the world. No matter who the opponent happens to be, I have always managed to find a way to win. I’m not going to stand here and say that what went down last weekend was the cleanest victory I’ve ever had, but I definitely don’t have any regrets about anything that transpired inside that cage. You did your best to destroy me and break me, and even though Malcolm couldn’t help himself and just had to get involved, you also started it by low blowing him. Everything that happened isn’t anything that you didn’t bring on yourself, and the biggest problem you face now is accepting that your sins are finally catching up with you and there’s no one way out. You lost your rematch, by hook or by crook, and you really are going to have to figure out what’s next for you now. It will be myself and Malcolm squaring off against each other come Grand Rampage for this belt and here’s a newsflash for you, Charlie. I like my chances to retain.
Charlie Marr: Of course you do, because you’re an ignorant bitch. You live in a fantasy world, Andrea, and I don’t know how many times I have to tell you that you’re way over your head when it comes to being this company’s top champion. No one tunes into Voltage to see Andrea Valentine. Have you even main evented this show since winning the belt? Did your match with Raven main event? I really can’t remember because I don’t give a fuck about women’s wrestling, but I do know that you lost that match clean as a whistle right in the middle of this ring. You couldn’t even beat the weakest fucking champion in this company, so how in the hell do you expect to continue carrying on as the EAW World Champion, competing against men who are clearly superior to you? I mean for fuck’s sake, Andrea, that dumb fuck Terry defeated himself during his match with you. You fucking suck and honestly, why the fuck are you out here anyway? I called Malcolm out to this ring. Not you. Now run along, little cunt. Go spread your legs for some stagehand in the back or put a dick in your mou-
James Peters: ANDREA VALENTINE JUST SLAPPED THE SHIT OUT OF CHARLIE!
Persephone: I mean honestly, something needed to happen because I was about to fall down the rabbit hole of funny Coronavirus memes on my Insta because that’s how fucking boring two people arguing is to me….
Rich Russillo: ANDREA WITH SEVERAL FOREARM SHOTS TO CHARLIE’S FACE BUT THE LIBERTINE IS ABLE TO GRAB HER BY THE NECK AND THROW HER INTO THE CORNER! CHARLIE CHARGES FORWARD BUT ANDREA GETS HER FEET UP, CONNECTING WITH CHARLIE’S JAW! ANDREA FLIES FORWARD AND TAKES CHARLIE DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE AND NOW SHE IS PUMMELING HIM WITH RIGHTS AND LEFTS!!!
James Peters: CHARLIE THROWS HER OFF AND BOTH ARE BACK UP! CHARLIE DUCKS ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE BY ANDREW AND TURNS AROUND, GRABBING HER BY THE HAIR AND PUTTING HER DOWN WITH A DDT! CHARLIE IS BACK TO HIS FEET AND PULLS ANDREA INTO POSITION FOR ‘THE QUEEN IS DEAD’!
Persephone: OOOOH! MALCOLM JONES JUST HIT THE RING IN THE UGLIEST PAIR OF SKETCHERS SHOES I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE AND HE TAKES DOWN CHARLIE!!!
Rich Russillo: :skip:!!!! I don’t even think Malcolm Jones knows what Sketchers are!
Persephone: WELL HIS SHOES ARE UGLY! IDGAF! BUT HE IS LIKE TOTALLY BEATING CHARLIE UP RIGHT NOW! GOODNESS! THOSE RIGHTS AND LEFTS ARE SERIOUSLY LEAVING THEIR MARK! IRISH WHIP INTO THE CORNER… FOLLOWED BY A RUNNING KNEE! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! ALL THAT SPIT JUST FLEW OUT OF CHARLIE’S MOUTH AS MALCOLM’S KNEE HIT HIM!
James Peters: MALCOLM CALLS THAT COMBO ‘WATER WHIP’ AND HE HE GRABS CHARLIE BY THE BEARD! HE DRAGS HIM OUT OF THE CORNER AND LOOKS FOR THE ‘COCAINA CLUTCH’!!!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE IS ABLE TO FIGHT HIM OFF AND HE DARTS ACROSS THE RING! MALCOLM GOES RIGHT FOR CHARLIE, BUT ANDREA IS UP! CHARLIE GRABS HER AND THROWS HER IN FRONT OF HIM AS MALCOLM LOOKS FOR A PELE KICK! THE PELE KICK FROM MALCOLM TAKES OUT THE CHAMP AND CHARLIE WITH THE ‘CHARING CROSS’ TO MALCOLM!
Persephone: OH MY GOSH! BOTH MEMBERS OF THE GRAND RAMPAGE MAIN EVENT ARE DOWN!!!
(Charlie rolls out of the ring and surveys the carnage, grinning as both Malcolm and Andrea are down for the count. “It Ain’t Safe” by Skepta begins to blast across the PA system, and the fans are beside themselves. They let Charlie Marr have it, but all he does is flip them off as he heads back up the ramp.)
(Voltage fades into a promotional ad for Reckless Wiring.)
(A promotional ad for the Dynasty exclusive event, Reckless Wiring, airs. See World Heavyweight Champion, Drake King, defend his championship against TLA and Osamu Arcichida in either a Dome of Death match, a Hell in a Cell match, or a Branding Iron Elimination Match. Reckless Wiring comes to you from the Jeunesse Arena in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on Saturday, March 21st, 2020… only on free-per-view!)
(Voltage fades back in and Bella is seen standing in the middle of the ring.)
James Peters: Ladies and gentleman, welcome back to tonight’s episode of Voltage! Coming up next, an exciting bout between two of Voltage’s newest enquiries, Dorian “Blood Money” Cade faces off Joe “Grizzly Bear” Rocco.
Persephone: Coming up next we are presented with a very interesting clash of styles, the abrasive and powerhouse style of “The Human Wrecking Ball” will collide with the precise and painful style of Dorian “Blood Money” Cade. Well, who am I kidding, you’re about to watch a comic and sorry excuse of a wrestling match, between the human-embodiment of an elephant and an emo-Drake King, flounce around the ring like the talentless irritants they are.
James Peters: Both of these men have limitless potential and an incredibly high level of raw talent. I’ve seen many competitors come and go, many quit, many crack, but not these two. I see both of these men moving on to a bright future! This match is sure to deliver another Voltage classic! Let’s dive right in!
(The arena’s lights go out and an eerie red myst begins to creep down the ramp, as “’Day of the Lords’ by Joy Division” begins to ring throughout the arena. “This is the room, the start of it all, No portrait so fine, only sheets on the wall, I’ve seen the nights, filled with bloodsport and pain, And the bodies obtained, the bodies obtained…” A sheet of blood drips down the screen, as Dorian Cade’s ominous presence draws closer. His 7 foot figure rises from the myst, his ripped trench coat slowly being unveiled by the creeping fog. Dorian Cade raises his head, his right arm outstretched to the sky, slowly drawing it down to his face, as if he was channeling an metaphysical energy source.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS A SINGLES CONTEST, AND IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
(Crowd repeats “ONE FALL!”)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST, WRESTLING OUT OF SALEM MASSACHUSETTS, WEIGHING IN AT 270 POUNDS……DORIIIAAANNNNNNN “BLOOOOOOODDDDD MOONNEEEEYYYYY” CCAADDDDDEEEEEEEEE!!!
(The crowd boo Cade, chanting and clapping “YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK!”)
James Peters: Cleary, this guy isn’t a fan favorite. He’s making his Voltage debut tonight, but the crowd doesn’t seem to want to give him a chance. Cade’s previously stated that he’s simply in it for the money. That’s why he competes, but more importantly, that’s why he’s willing to cross any line or break any rule, he doesn’t care who you are, or how you feel. Cade’s only goal is to dismantle those put in front of him, collect his check, and expand his fame to the world outside of EAW. He faces an interesting challenge tonight, standing toe-to-toe with an absolute beast!
Persephone: Yeah, yeah, whatever, Jim. Cade won’t get the job tonight, he possesses absolutely no talent and no drive. He’s one of the laziest and most foolish people like ever. He won’t ever come close to touching EAW gold, unlike Rex McAllister. Oh, how I wish we were currently basking in the presence of EAW’s iron man, Rex McHandsome!
(Dorian Cade makes his way to the ring, as ‘Line Up’ by Aerosmith begins to play, ‘Grizzly Bear’ Rocco appears on the stage.)
Persephone: Ew, Bitch Rusillo, I’ll let you handle this one.
Rich Russillo: Well, it’s actually RICH* Russillo, but it’s all the same for you! “Grizzly Bear” Joe Rocco is one of the most menacing and powerful Elitists in all of EAW. Rocco uses a variation of suplexes and slams to crush his opponents under his immense size, brutalizing and victimizing any put in his path. One of the most athletic big men EAW’s seen to date, he’s got a big future ahead of him in EAW! Tonight is his chance to show EAW’s management and universe why he deserves his time in the spotlight!
James Peters: That’s exactly right, Rich. The same goes for Dorian Cade! As an EAW rookie, momentum is key to success. Tonight is a massive opportunity for both men to put one foot forward in the right direction, the right path, the path to glory. A loss can bring one’s momentum to a screeching halt, which neither of these young men need at this stage of their career. Well, both men have come ready for a fight, we’re ready, this sold out Voltage crowd is ready, let’s do this!
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: AND WE’RE OFF! This contest scheduled for one fall, is officially underway. ROCCO QUICKLY ACCELERATES OUT OF THE CORNER AND ABSOLUTELY BODIES DORIAN CADE IN HIS CORNER! Rocco planning to utilize that powerhouse style right from the get go! Rocco thrusting his shoulder into the abdomen of Cade, then put’s Cade in a tight squeeze with this signature bearhug.This strategy is brilliant from Rocco, he’s attempting to squeeze the air from the lungs of Dorian Cade, to zap Cade’s energy, then impose his will. ROCCO NOW LIFTING CADE HIGH INTO THE SKIES WITH A MILITARY PRESS! ROCCO POSSIBLY LOOKING FOR A BIG SLAM, ATTEMPTING TO PUT CADE AWAY EARLY…BUT CADE ESCAPES OUT THE BACK DOOR, AND DELIVERS A DEADLY DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF ROCCO, SENDING HIM FLYING BACK OFF THE ROPES AND DORIAN CADE DROPS HIM WITH A FLYING HEEL KICK! WHAT A MOVE FROM CADE! TAKING THE BIG MAN OFF HIS FEET, REGAINING CONTROL OF THE MATCH, ROCCO’S DOWN AND CADE MAY END THIS EARLY!
Persephone: Pfffff, Rex McHandsome can do that move in his sleep, which he does…
Rich Russillo: Rocco now attempting to get back to his feet, but Cade is watching…looking to strike…CADE ATTEMPTING THAT “DEVIL’S DEAL” CODEBREAKER, BUT ROCCO CAUGHT HIM, AND RUNS A LAP AROUND THE RING, CARRYING DORIAN CADE IN HIS ARMS LIKE A BABY, THEN DRIVING HIM DOWN TOP THE CANVAS, A MASSIVE RUNNING POWERSLAM FROM JOE ROCCO! Dorian Cade making his way back to his feet, wait..what the….OH BUT HE’S MET WITH A MASSIVE DROPKICK TO THE CHEST FROM ‘GRIZZLY BEAR’ ROCCO AOIJFOPEPOKFJIOEO!!! HOW THE FUCK DID JOE ROCCO JUST DELIVER A DROPKICK?!?! THIS BIG MAN IS DISPLAYING AN INCREDIBLE FEAT OF ATHLETICISM FOR A MAN OF HIS SIZE!
Persephone: I THINK YOU MEAN A WHALE OF HIS SIZE, I THINK I FELT THE TABLE SHAKE WHEN HE HIT THE CANVAS WOW! JOE ROCCO DELIVERING A SHOTGUN LIKE DROPKICK TO THE CHEST OF CADE, WHO’S ATTEMPTING TO COLLECT HIMSELF, BUT HE CAN’T BREATHE, HE WAS JUST HIT BY A MACK TRUCK! JOE ROCCO QUICKLY FALLS OVER DORIAN CADE’S BODY, LOOKING TO END IT EARLY, GOING FOR THE PIN!!…
James Peters: KICKOUT! CADE ESCAPES THE POSSIBLE PIN, AND THE MATCH CONTINUES! Rocco must keep his focus, he needs to maintain this momentum and keep control of this match! ‘Grizzly Bear’ Rocco realizes this, now bringing Dorian Cade back to his feet….LIFTING HIM HIGH IN THE AIR, CADE MUST FEEL MILES AWAY FROM THE CANVAS, ROCCO POSSIBLY LOOKING FOR THAT STALLING BRAINBUSTER, HE’S JUST TOYING WITH CADE, SHOWING OFF HIS BRUTE STRENGTH AND RAW POWER…GRIZZLY BEAR ROCCO WITH A – WAIT CADE ESCAPED, AVOIDING THE BRAINBUSTER, TAKES OUT THE KNEE OF ROCCO, CHOPPING DOWN THE BIG MAN, NOW ATTEMPTING TO LIFT ROCCO INTO THE AIR WITH A SUPLEX OF HIS OWN…NO WAY….HE CAN’T LIFT THE 300 POUNDER…DORIAN CADE….THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY IN HELL…..DORIAN CADE’S GOT HIM UP IN THE AIR, HE’S LIFTED THE BEAST, NOW DRIVING HIM BACK DOWN WITH AN RING-RATTLING SUPLEX!!! WHAT STRENGTH FROM CADE, UNEARTHLY POUND FOR POUND POWER FROM MR. BLOOD MONEY!
Rich Russillo: THAT’S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, JAMES! NOW CADE LOOKING FOR A POWERBOMB, THERE’S NO WAY IN HELL HE CAN DO IT, HE JUST USED ALL HIS STRENGTH FOR THAT SUPLEX…..CADE TRYING TO LIFT HIM, NO WAY, HE’S GONNA DO IT!!!…BUT CADE’S BACK GIVES WAY AND HE DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE…ROCCO BACK TO HIS FEET, ATTEMPTING A SIDE KICK, CADE AVOIDS IT AND DELIVERS A NAST FOREARM TO ROCCO, WHO RETURNS WITH A CLOSET JLINE!! SENDING CADE OF THE ROPES, WHO FLIES IN WITH A BIG BOOT, DECAPITATING ROCCO AND DROPPING HIS BODY TO THE CANVAS!!! ROCCO’S GONNA NEED TO ASK THE FRONT ROW FOR HIS TEETH BACK, BECAUSE HE CERTAINLY AIN’T GOT EM’ NO MORE! ROCCO NOW HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE, BUT DORIAN CADE WILL SHOW HIM NO MERCY, OFFER HIM NO QUARTER, HE’S GOING TO THE OUTSIDE NOW…WHAT THE HELL IS HE LOOKING FOR…DORIAN CADE WITH “THEEEE HIITTTTTT’ THAT SPRINGBOARD CURB STOMP FROM THE OUTSIDE, HE CRUSHED THE SKULL OF ROCCO AGAINST THE CANVAS, HE’S GONNA END IT HERE, HEADING IN FOR THE PIN….
James Peters: KICKOUT! ROCCO’S STILL ALIVE IN THIS MATCH! WHAT PERSEVERANCE FROM THE BIG MAN! HE WAS JUST NAILeD WITH THAT HUGE STOMP FROM THE OUTSIDE, BUT HE CONTINUES TO FIGHT, TO STAY ALIVE IN THIS MATCH! NOW DORIAN CADE LOOKING FOR LOOKING TO FINISH THE MATCH, HE’S GOING BACK TO THE WHALE…AND HE LOCKS IN “THE PRICE”, THAT NASTY SUBMISSIOn, THIS REAR NKED CHOKE HAS FINISHED MANY MEN, WILL ROCCO BE THE NEXT?!? HE’S FIGHTING, HE DOESN’T WANT TO SUBMIT, BUT HE’S GOING TO HAVE TO, OR HE’ll LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS! ROCCO IS FADING, HE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING QUICK…..HE’S TRYING TO FIND THE BOTTOM ROPE, CLAWING AND INCHING HIS WAY THERE, IT MUST FEEL MILES AWAY! BUT ROCCO NEARS THE ROPE, HE MAY ESCAPE THE SUBMISSIOn…ROCCO’S GONNA GRAB IT-BUT DORIAN CADE DRAGS HIM BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING, NOT ALLOWING A BREAK OF TH ESUBMISSIOOn, AND HE LOCKS IT BACK IN! WHAT IS ROCCO GOING TO DO, HE HAS NO OPTIONS LEFT…WAIT WHAT THE HELL…ROCCO IS TRYING TO GET TO HIS FEET, WITH CADE ON HIS BACK, ROCCO IS TRYING TO LIFT THIS SEA OF HUMANITY UP….NO WAY, HE CAN’T DO IT HE DOESN’T HAVE THE STRENGTH LEFT…NO WAY…HE’S UP TO HIS kNEES, HE’S ALMOST DONE IT…ROCCO’S UP, HE’S UP TO HIS FEET, AND HE DROPS ONTO HIS BACK HARD, CRUSHING CADE AGAINST THE MAT! WOW, WHAT STRENGTH FROM ROCCO! HE GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AND LETS OUT A ROAR OF PERSEVERANCE, HE’S READY TO FINISH THIS, HE’S SEEMINGLY GOT A SECOND LIFE! ROCCO NOW LIFTING THE LIFELESS BODY OF CADE INTO THE SKIES ONCE AGAIN,PRANCING AROUND THE RING WITH CADE ON HIS SHOULDER, AND DROPS HIM WITH A DAMN BRAINBuSTER!! THAT STALLING BRAINBUSTER IS TYPICALLY A PRELUDE TO THE FINISH FOR GRIZZLY! OH NO…HE’S HEADING UP TO THE TOP ROPE, SCALING THE TURNBUCKLES, ASCENDING TO THE HIGH RED DISTRICT, ROCCO IS GONNA TAKE HIM OUT FOR GOOD!
Persephone: HIM?!? FORGET THAT, HE’S GONNA CRACK THE EARTH IN TWO IF HE FLIES FROM THE TOP….
Rich Russillo: ROCCO WITH ONE FINAL ROAR…THEN HE FLIEEEESSS FROM THE TOPPP WITH A CANNNOONNBALLLSAULLTTTTT!!!!!! OFNKFDDMOSKOL!!! CRUSHING THE BODY OF CADE!!! THIS IS IT, ROCCO GOES IN FOR THE COVER!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, HERE IS YOUR WINNER, JOE “GRIZZLY BEAR” ROOOCCCOOOOOOOOO!!!
James Peters: JUST WOW! What a performance from both men, absolute heart and guts left out in the ring tonight. Another Voltage classic from two incredibly promising upstarts! Congratulations to Joe Rocco on an incredible win, and we’ll be back momentarily with more action packed content! Thank you for watching Sunday Night Voltage!
(Voltage fades into a commercial break.)
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(When Voltage fades back in, the viewers are taken to the backstage area where Sophia Clarke is standing by.)
Sophia Clarke: Last night at the Showdown free-per-view, Under Siege, Raven Roberts defended the Universal Women’s Championship against Harper Lee and Alexis Chambers. If anyone thought the inexperience of Lee and Chambers would come into play, they were in for a pleasant surprise. Lee and Chambers showed the world why they are the future of the women’s division and future championship holders. They gave Raven everything they had, but it was the champ who would take Harper Lee out of the match and then hit Alexis Chambers with a ‘Talon’ to pick up a victory.
(Sophia pauses for a moment.)
Sophia Clarke: Whatever feelings Raven had over successfully defending the Universal Women’s Championship once again would be short lived. After losing the Unified Tag Team Championships earlier in the night to Drake King and the Visual Prophet, Minerva would cash in her Iconic Cup and attack Raven before making the cash-in official. Raven would kick out after taking a TPK but that would just prompt Minerva to drive the back of Raven’s head against the mat with ‘Paradise Lost.’ Raven would not have the energy to kick out this time and Minerva would become the new Universal Women’s Champion. Shockingly enough, it was Gavin Kirkland who put it best when he said, ‘you lose the title the same way you gained it.’ Joining me to talk about what happened at Under Siege is the former Universal Women’s Champion, Raven Roberts.
(The camera zooms out and Raven is seen standing beside Sophia. The expression on her face is neutral, but her eyes look tired. It’s been a whirlwind of a month for Raven with the wedding and championship match, and reality no doubt hit her hard as Minerva took her championship via cash-in.)
Sophia Clarke: Thank you for joining me, Raven. How are you feeling right now?
(Raven takes a few seconds to gather her thoughts before she replies to the question.)
Raven Roberts: I’m kind of numb at the moment because it’s been a crazy last few weeks. I’ve had a lot going on and I never let myself stop training and preparing for Under Siege. It was a grueling match, but I’m proud of how I handled two upstarts who desperately wanted to make their name at my expense. I showed them just how difficult it was going to be to break through and become a world champion, and ultimately neither one proved to be ready.
Sophia Clarke: After the match…
Raven Roberts: After the match we all saw what happened. I don’t think I’ve truly had time to process what happened with Minerva and the cash-in because it was only 24-hours ago, but one thing I will say is that I’m not really surprised by it. Kassidy Heart won the Universal Women’s Championship thanks to the very cup Minerva used against me, and I used the Cash in the Vault briefcase to take the title for myself back at Battle of Egypt. The women of EAW are the best in the business, and all of us are highly competitive, and whenever we see an opportunity, we take it. Minerva simply followed in the footsteps of Kassidy and myself, picked her moment, and took the championship. I’m sure once everything hits me, it will hurt, but one thing I’m not going to do is cry over it, and I’m not going to shy away from a rematch like Kassidy did when it came to me. I’m not going to move to another division, or whatever the fuck she did after claiming she wasn’t granted an automatic rematch despite me welcoming her and anyone else who wanted a shot to come and get it. I’m going to look ahead, keep my focus, and work towards getting the Universal Women’s Championship back.
Sophia Clarke: I don’t think anyone would be surprised to hear that from you, Raven. You have earned the reputation of being one of the most competitive and driven Elitists to ever grace this company. When do you think you’ll be crossing paths with Minerva again?
(Raven’s tired eyes brighten up just a bit, and the hint of a smile touches the corners of her mouth.)
Raven Roberts: Right away. After the bell rang and the dust settled… a new spark was lit. I might not be able to fully process everything at this moment like I said, but I knew the second I opened my eyes and saw Minerva celebrating with the championship, that I was going to get it back. There’s no doubt in my mind. If Minerva is going to be a fighting champion, then she needs to be prepared to step up to the plate and defend her championship against me right away. It’s Pain for Pride season, and Grand Rampage is coming up. I’m challenging Minerva for the Universal Women’s Championship and I can’t wait to see how she’s going to carry herself now that she’s got the one thing she came to this company to get.
Raven Roberts: When Minerva showed up on Empire last season, she made her feelings about the women’s division perfectly clear. She wanted to rid it of all the quote ‘barbies’ and ‘princesses’ who were competing in the ring. She ran into some roadblocks. She had some setbacks. She found herself in a tag team with Constance Blevins and had a lot of success with that. But we all know that it was always in the back of her mind to stand on her own two feet and become a world champion. She’s got that now and we’re going to see if she is able to run through the competition like she believes she can and keep that championship in her hands.
Sophia Clarke: Wow. That would be a great match for Grand Rampage!
Raven Roberts: The ball is in Minerva’s court, so we’ll see what ends up happening. I’ll be watching Showdown next week and listening very closely to whatever Minerva has to say. I’m getting my rematch regardless and I’m going to become a two-time Universal Women’s Champion. When people think of the Universal Women’s Championship, they think of Raven Roberts and how hard I worked to make sure that championship was the focal point of this company. The first champion fizzled out and packed her bags the second things started going against her, and Kassidy never cared enough about it to try and fight for it again. That championship means the world to me and I’m ready for my second reign.
(Raven looks at Sophia, and Sophia smiles signalling that she has nothing more to say. Raven nods and heads off, leaving the backstage interviewer alone.)
Sophia Clarke: You guys heard it here first. Raven Roberts wants Minerva at Grand Rampage, and she wants the Universal Women’s Championship back in her possession. I can’t wait to hear how Minerva responds. Back to you, Rich, James, and Persephone.
Rich Russillo: Thanks, Sophia! Coming up next, we have a very special treat for you guys! The Welsh Dragon, Alun Wyn Jones will square off against Colby Sol in a highly anticipated one on one match up! I cannot wait for this one!
James Peters: You are right Rich. They are arguably two of the most promising Rookies on Voltage right now. This match will put both of them on the map!
Persephone: Oh give me a break, you two! These two dummies are as far from talented as we could possibly go! I cannot believe I have to sit here through this torture!
(Never Fight a Man with a Perm by Idles blasts throughout the arena as Alun Wyn Jones makes his way to the stage)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing first…. Weighing in at 212 pounds, from Caerphilly South Wales…. he is the Welsh Dragon… ALUN WYN JONES!!!!
James Peters: To Alun Wyn Jones, tonight is all about respect. He is going to fight Colby Sol in a fair and competitive match, just like he always does. Only this way he is going to find out if the man has what it takes to earn his respect!
Persephone: That’s a loser mentality right there. What does respect even mean in wrestling? If you want to make it in EAW, you need to be ready for anything. You need to be ready to throw the “respect” right out of the window if that means you can get an advantage over your opponent!
Rich Russillo: That’s such a sad way to look at things, Persephone. But you know, I’ve always had a thing for emo girls so mayb…
James Peters: Shut it! It’s Colby Sol time!
Persephone (sarcastically): Hooray!
(I am… All of me by Crush 40 echoes throughout the arena as Colby Sol appears on stage)
Rich Russillo: There we go! Colby Sol is here!
James Peters: Here’s the thing! Colby Sol doesn’t necessarily care about Alun Wyn Jones’s respect here tonight. He wants to redeem himself after his not so great start here in EAW. This guys showed everyone he has talent and potential but now it’s time to back all of that up with a massive W.
(Colby enters the ring as the crowd reacts strongly to his presence)
(The referee checks if the Elitists are ready and then he signals the time keeper to get the match started!)
DING DING DING!!!
Rich Russillo: The match starts! Alun Wyn Jones and Colby Sol are squaring off on Voltage, one on one! This is gonna be good! Jones immediately goes in, trying to grapple his opponent and wrestle him to the mat with him. Colby though is quick to counter and he is now in control of Jones with a side headlock… Nevermind! I spoke too soon, Jones managed to transition him to a Headscissor! Colby is caught!
James Peters: Colby though is fighting out of it! He kicks up and escapes the hold, showing amazing wrestling skills! Colby is leaving some space to Jones! He is waiting for him to get back up! He’s saying bring it on!
Persephone: What a goofball! He had the chance to take advantage of the situation but he didn’t! This is a Rookie mistake that might cost him.
Rich Russillo: These two Elitists are both here for a fair fight. Colby said it best. Tonight is all about respect! We will see if these men will be able to earn each other’s respect here tonight! Colby and Jones square off once again, this time Colby has the upper hand, he locks Jones in a standing headlock but Jones pushes him to the ropes and launches him off the rebound.
James Peters: Colby bounces off the ropes… OOF! What a shoulder tackle by Jones! Colby has been laid out on the mat, Jones presses on and goes for a knee drop to the chest… NO! Nobody’s home! Colby just barely rolled out of the way in time! Jones hobbles on one leg, Colby charges in… DROPKICK!!! HE GOT HIM!
Persephone: Nice dropkick… I guess?
Rich Russillo: A picture perfect Dropkick you mean, right on the kisser. Jones bounces off the mat, but Colby presses on the advantage and pulls him back up by his wrists. Colby now with the upper hand, he goes for a Snap Suplex but Jones doesn’t want none of that. He starts punching Colby in the gut to get out of it. Jones gets a firm hold of Colby’s neck… He drops to the mat! JAWBREAKER!!!
Persephone: Ouch! That’s gotta hurt! Colby Sol stumbles back, I hope he still has all of his teeth! Colby stumbles all the way to the corner! The crowd is firmly behind Jones as the match is FINALLY getting some intensity! I want to see some carnage! I want to see what these two are truly capable of!
James Peters: Jones charges in… CORNER ELBOW!!! CONNECTED TO PERFECTION!! And it’s not over yet… wait for it…. ENZIGURI KICK! Jones just hit Colby Sol with his iconic combination! He got him good! Colby collapses to the mat as Jones goes for the cover…
Rich Russillo: Kickout! Colby Sol has a lot of fight left in him, no way he’s done already! Jones has to press the advantage and he does, stalking his opponent as he gets back to his feet… Jones goes for an Exploder Suplex, hooks the arm… NO! WAIT A SECOND! COLBY REVERSES IT IN AN INSIDE CRADLE!! COVER…
Persephone: No way! This goofball is going to steal one right here!
James Peters: Jones kicks out right away but Colby is already up and ready for him! ENZIGURI OUT OF NOWHERE!!! COLBY SOL JUST HIT ALUN WYN JONES AS HE WAS STILL KNEELING!!! Jones is stunned but somehow still up on his feet… how in the world?! SOL FOOD!! HE GOT HIM!!! QUICK COVER ATTEMPT!!!
James Peters: He kicked out! Alun Wyn Jones has kicked out yet again! Colby Sol is growing restless as the intensity of the fight is rising, slowly but steadily.
Persephone: Thank goodness! I was about to fall asleep again!
Rich Russillo: Rude but you cute, so it’s fine! Back to the action! Jones goes to the attack once again, Dropkick… No! Colby ducks out of the way! Colby with the KNEE LIFT!! OOF! HE GOT JONES!! AND NOW HERE COMES THE LARIAT….
James Peters: NO WAY!!! JONES DUCKS UNDERNEATH!!! WHAT A COUNTER TO COLBY’S TRADEMARK MOVE!! BREAD OF HEAVEN!!! OUT OF NOWHERE! JONES WITH THE AMAZING COUNTER!!!
Persephone: What is this idiot doing? Why isn’t he pinning Colby!? He had him beat!
James Peters: I tell you why! Alun Wyn Jones is going to the top turnbuckle! He’s going for the high risk maneuver to end this thing! Are we going to see the Neutral Milk Elbow? Jones… NO! NOBODY’S HOME! HIS OPPONENT GOT OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME!!!
Rich Russillo: JONES STUMBLES BACK, HE COMPLETELY MISSED THE DIVE! THIS MIGHT BE THE OPENING COLBY NEEDS TO PUT THIS ONE AWAY! HE IS GOING FOR ANOTHER LARIAT… THIS TIME IT CONNECTS!!! SHOTGUUUN!!! HE GOT ALL OF IT!! THE COVER…
Persephone: Kickout! He kicked out! The suffering must continue apparently! Can someone please gouge my eyes out right here right now? PLEASE?!
Rich Russillo: :noah: What are you on about? This is great! Colby cannot believe what just happened! The Shotgun wasn’t enough to put Alun Wyn Jones away. What is it going to take? He’s calling for it! The Sol Reaper is coming! The end might be near for Jones!
James Peters: SOL REAPE….. NO! JONES WITH THE COUNTER!! STIFF PUNCH TO THE FACE OF COLBY SOL!! AND ANOTHER ONE! TWO MORE PUNCHES!! HE CALLS IT THE CAROLINE STREET MASSACRE!!! WE KNOW WHAT’S COMING NEXT…. SNAP DDT!! JONES WITH THE COVER…
Rich Russillo: Kickout! Colby is still in thi… Wait a second! JONES JUST GRABBED THE ARM OF COLBY AND LOCKED HIM IN THE DESIGN FOR LIFE! COLBY WAS STILL OUT OF IT AND ALUN WYN JONES TOOK ADVANTAGE OF IT! LEBELL LOCK LOCKED IN TIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING… IS COLBY GOING TO TAP!!!
Persephone: Of course he is! Look at him! No way that goofball is going to have the strength to fight out of it!
James Peters: COLBY JONES! HE IS STILL IN THIS FIGHT!! HE DOESN’T WANT TO TAP! HE IS CRAWLING TOWARDS THE ROPES! WILL HE SURVIVE THE DESIGN FOR LIFE!
Rich Russillo: The crowd is going crazy as Colby Sol is slowly crawling towards the ropes, he’s hoping to force the referee to release the hold! He is almost there! Just inches away from the bottom rope… NO! ALUN WYN JONES JUST DRAGGED HIM RIGHT BACK TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! GOOD RING AWARENESS FROM JONES!!! COLBY SOL HAS NOWHERE TO GO…. AND HE TAPS OUT!
DING DING DING!!!
(Never Fight a man with a Perm starts playing as Alun Wyn Jones releases the hold on Colby Sol)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen here is your winner! Alun Wyn Jones!
Persephone: Thank God this is over!
Rich Russillo: Well. It looks like Colby Sol’s redemption is gonna have to wait one more week. The guy was really close this time around, but Alun Wyn Jones was just a tiny bit more resilient and managed to bring this match home!
James Peters: As Jones himself said earlier this week, this was all about respect. I’d say tonight, Colby Sol has earned Alun’s respect for sure. I’m expecting big things from both of these guys in the future. If this is what the prospects of Voltage are capable of, then we are in for a treat!
(Voltage fades to break.)
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(We cut back to Captain Charisma’s office. He’s looking back at the footage from Shock Value, the Lightshow match in particular. The camera shows the closing moments of that match, from which Shawn Sturgis emerged victorious.)
Captain Charisma: That’s right! That guy really has ‘championship material’ written all over him. Finally he is showing his true potential. He already stole the show at Road to Redemption, but now? There might be no stopping him!
(The Voltage commissioner is then seen fiddling around with some paperwork on his desk as the camera slowly pans out to reveal a Voltage Elitist who decided to pay him a visit. It’s the Fresh Prince of Mid Air, Shawn Sturgis.)
Captain Charisma: Thanks for stopping by, Shawn. I’m glad you are here. First of all, I got to tell you how impressed I am over your win at Shock Value. You managed to defeat Joe Rocco and Alun Wyn Jones in what was an absolute show stealer. Congratulations.
(Shawn Sturgis crosses his arms and is now showing a smug grin on his face.)
Shawn Sturgis: Thank you. It was a hard fought match, and Rocco and Jones were worthy opponents. But I’m glad the match worked out in my favor. I assume you called me here to tell me what this ‘Unique Opportunity’ is.
Captain Charisma: Fair enough. I’ve always been a massive fan of your work here in EAW. Ever since the day you joined Voltage you’ve shown me, the fans and your colleagues a lot of raw potential. You are skilled and talented and now, all your efforts are finally paying off. We’ve seen how you went toe to toe against Justin Windgate at Road to Redemption. That’s when I figured out you were a future champion here in EAW. You’re a champion in the making, Shawn, and your performance at Shock Value proved that your performance at Road to Redemption was no fluke.
Shawn Sturgis: Good. I’m glad to hear you and the rest of the locker room are aware of the fact that I am a future champion. I am not here to play around. So now tell me what this is all about. Tell me what this “Unique Opportunity” is.
Captain Charisma: Next week on Voltage, you’re going to be in your biggest match to date. You will face off against Ms. Extreme for the Interwire Championship.
(Sturgis looks at the same time confused and excited by this announcement.)
Shawn Sturgis: That’s great and all but… what’s so special about this match? Or I should say, what’s so “Unique” about this “Opportunity”?
(A little grin crosses the face of the Hall of Famer.)
Captain Charisma: Good question! Here’s what’s special about it. It won’t be just a standard one on one match… YOU get to choose the stipulation and truly make this your own unique opportunity to show the EAW Universe why you are now being called a future champion. Your match with Ms. Extreme will be something you set yourself. How does that sound?
(Sturgis scratches his forehead as he is thinking about what stipulation he should pick. He could literally pick anything, although he finds himself against an opponent who is known for her versatility inside the ring.)
Shawn Sturgis: That’s an unique opportunity, alright. But I’m wondering which stipulation I should pick…
Captain Charisma: Camille Jane Ava is one of the toughest people I have ever come across and she’s proven herself time and time again in various matches. She is the longest reigning PURE Champion to date, which proves how talented of a wrestler she is, and just this season on Voltage, we have seen how she handles herself on Voltage in hardcore matches.
(Sturgis nods his head. He knows that everything Captain Charisma is saying is right and it’s given him a lot to think about.)
Shawn Sturgis: I might need a moment to think this through…
Captain Charisma: Take all the time you need.
(It doesn’t take very long for a smile to cross Shawn’s face.)
Shawn Sturgis: Got it!
Captain Charisma: Well, it was really just a moment then.
Shawn Sturgis: How about we give Voltage a Lumberjack for the Interwire Championship?
Captain Charisma: :oh: Are you sure about that?
Shawn Sturgis: Yes, I am. See, Lumberjack Matches are by definition the most chaotic matches Elitists can compete in. Imagine being in a match in which you can’t solely rely on your skill to succeed. Imagine a match in which both of you and your opponent can be attacked at any time by basically the entire roster. Chaos. Pure, orchestrated chaos. The chaos will be Ms. Extreme’s downfall, but me, Shawn Sturgis? I strive in chaos. I will benefit from this stipulation for sure.
Captain Charisma: Well, that is definitely an unique take on the Lumberjack stipulation. I wasn’t expecting it. But you are absolutely right. It’s impossible to predict what is going to happen in a Lumberjack match, especially if the Voltage roster is involved. :wow:
Shawn Sturgis: And that’s not all. You see, I know very well Ms. Extreme has plenty of enemies backstage. I am sure her rivals can’t wait to see her lose the title to me. I’m talking about Lars Grier for example. Orchestrated chaos! Just how I like it. All it takes is one distraction, one misstep, one slip and I will become the next Interwire Champion.
Captain Charisma: Very well, then. Next week on Voltage, Ms. Extreme will defend her Interwire Championship against you in a Lumberjack Match. It’s going to be interesting and I hope you are ready for the challenge.
Shawn Sturgis: I will be. Ms. Extreme’s championship reign will be short lived, unfortunately for her. It’s time for a new Prince to be crowned. It’s time for The Fresh Prince of Mid Air to shine!
(Captain Charisma and Shawn Sturgis shake hands, making the match official, and Sturgis heads out of the office. Voltage fades to another backstage area.)
(Sophia Clarke is seen for the second time tonight standing by. She smiles into the camera.)
Sophia Clarke: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, the Interwire Champion, Ms. Extreme!
(Ms. Extreme is seen standing beside Sophia. She’s got the Interwire Championship draped across her shoulder and she looks ready to fight, which is nothing really unusual.)
Sophia Clarke: Moments ago, it was determined that you will be defending the Interwire Championship against Shawn Sturgis in a Lumberjack match next week on Voltage. What are your thoughts about that?
Ms. Extreme: With all due respect to Shawn Sturgis, he is the furthest thing from my mind right now. Lars Grier continues to annoy the fuck out of me with his presence and it really pissed me off knowing Shock Value ended the way it did for Terry, Consuela, and me. Lars’ shitty friends continue to stick their nose in Consuela’s business and they took a win away from her. No offense to Sierra, but she was never going to beat Consuela. Before Consuela could finish the match, Rath showed up and hit my sister in the head with a lead pipe and electrocuted her. Not surprisingly he ran away like a little pussy the second Terry and I got out there, but that’s what The Corvus does. They cut the lights, act all spooky, and only attack when they have the advantage. It’s starting to get real old.
Sophia Clarke: Terry and yourself had a chance to end Lars during the Shock Collar Match but you fell short of that…
(Ms. Extreme has placed her hands on her hips, and is shifting her weight from side to side.)
Ms. Extreme: Lars had the benefit of having Dr. Bethany Blue carry his ass the entire week and during the match. Lars doesn’t stand a fucking chance in a one-on-one match against me and that’s coming. I promise you, it’s coming, and he is going to regret the day he ever returned to this company. He purposely targeted my sister because he thinks she is weak, but when you fuck with an Ava you have to be prepared for the consequences. I’m not about to let anyone play games with Consuela and I have NO regrets about getting involved in her match with Lars back at King of Elite. This war that Lars has started? Well, it’s only just begun.
Sophia Clarke: I am being told that one of the main reasons Sturgis picked a Lumberjack Match to face you in, is because you will have to deal with your enemies at ringside. That’s a pretty smart strategic decision on his part, Ms. Extreme. Knowing that Lars will be at ringside, will you be able to focus on your championship defense?
Ms. Extreme: I’m sure Sturgis thinks this gives him an advantage, but he seems to forget that he is the one who stole this match from Grizzly Bear Rocco. Rocco had the match won, and Sturgis just happened to be in the right place at the right time and was able to capitalize, and he paid for that following the end match. I’m sure it doesn’t really settle well with Alun Wyn Jones either knowing he could be facing me for this Interwire Championship and I find it hard to believe that Jones and Rocco won’t be happy to take their shots at Sturgis and make sure he doesn’t even come close to sniffing this Interwire Championship. Lars might be at ringside, and he can bring his loser friends with him, but I will have the Beating Hearts of Voltage down there to watch my back. So if Lars even thinks of doing anything stupid, he is going to find himself up shit’s creek without a paddle. I’m not afraid of this stipulation and I will take everyone out if I have too, but I don’t think it’s going to be that big of a deal.
(Sophia gives Ms. Extreme a curious look.)
Sophia Clarke: Do you care to elaborate a bit on that?
Ms. Extreme: As I said, I have bigger fish to fry than Shawn Sturgis, and I really don’t see this match ending in any way other than a victory for Ms. Extreme. Sturgis isn’t on my level. There is a reason people refer to me as Godmille. I’m the savior of this championship. Prying it out of the dirty hands of Dr. Bethany Blue is one of the greatest things I have ever done in my life, and believe me, I’ve had a pretty great life. I’ve got the golden touch and every championship I touch automatically becomes better because of that. Not to sound arrogant or anything… nevermind. I am definitely here to sound arrogant because at this point everyone knows what I’m about. I’m willing to fight the whole world, die in the ring, and somehow find a way to keep going post-mortem. That’s the very essence of what Ms. Extreme is all about and Sturgis is going to find out first-hand next week that this ‘Unique Opportunity’ he was granted is one of the worst things that could have ever happened to him.
Sophia Clarke: So you give Sturgis no chance of defeating you and ending your reign prematurely even though there will be people at ringside willing to help him do just that?
Ms. Extreme: I thrive in situations where the odds are against me and I welcome this match with open arms. I’m not here to defend my championship on the rare occasion. I’m here to be the best champion this company has, with the exception of Cameron Ella Ava of course. I defeat Sturgis, I’ll defend this thing again the next week, and every week after that until Lars Grier brings his bitch ass up to the plate and takes the beating he deserves. Lars, I know you’re watching and listening to every word I’m speaking. Soon enough, it’s going to be just the two of us, and you better believe you’re going to end up regretting everything you’ve said and done up to this point.
Sophia Clarke: Good luck next week, Ms. Extreme.
Ms. Extreme: Thanks, but I don’t need it. I just want Lars’ head on a platter.
(Ms. Extreme shrugs and heads off, leaving Sophia to send it back to Rich, James, and Persephone at ringside.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Bella Braxton: Introducing first..
(‘Run, Don’t Walk’ by Hey Monday hits as Sierra Bradford walks out to the stage. Sarah Price is alongside her, and both of them have confident smiles on their faces as they make their way down the ramp, high-fiving fans on both sides as Bella Braxton begins introducing the two, for one of Sierra Bradford’s biggest matches yet, and without a doubt her biggest one on one match to date.)
Bella Braxton: Making her way to the ring… Accompanied by Sarah Price.. Residing in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania… Weighing in at 141 pounds.. SIERRRAAAAAAA BBRRRAAAAAAAADDFOOOORRRDD!!!!
James Peters: Sierra Bradford is coming off the biggest win of her career, even if she didn’t exactly get the win how she wanted to. Officially, Sierra Bradford did defeat Consuela Rose Ava in that Electric Chair match, but it was only because Rath of the Corvus knocked Consuela out and put her in the chair himself. Now, Sierra plans to redeem herself, and beat Charlie on her own, and to avoid Jordie’s antics, Sarah Price is alongside her.
Rich Russillo: Side note, very glad Sarah is okay after Shock Value. That was a very dangerous match her and Jalyn competed in, but tonight she’s still here to support her friend.
Persephone: Yeah, what he said. Anyways, can her opponent come out already?
(‘It Ain’t Safe’ by Skepta hits, and the reaction is the same as always. The fans all begin booing as loud as possible as Charlie Marr and Jordie Marr both make their way out to the stage. They’re both smiling after Charlie managed to take out Malcolm Jones earlier in the night, and both Marrs believe that Charlie will win this match without a doubt.)
Bella Braxton: And her opponent… Accompanied by Jordie Marr… From Tower Hamlets, London, United Kingdom… Weighing in at 240 pounds… CHHAAAAARRRLLLIIIEEEEE MMAAAAAARRR!!!!
Rich Russillo: Charlie Marr was screwed over last week, and to be honest Malcolm deserves what he got tonight.
James Peters: Did he really? All Malcolm did was get revenge.
Rich Russillo: Yes. Charlie Marr should be EAW Champion, but he’s not thanks to Malcolm Jones. Malcolm’s going to have to pay for his actions, and I’m sure this was only the beginning. As for this match, as good as Sierra is, let’s be honest. Even with Sarah there, she can’t beat Charlie Marr. I’m sure she’ll reach his level eventually, but not yet.
James Peters: Perhaps, but don’t count her out yet. We all know how much heart this woman possesses. Maybe she can one up her win at Shock Value with a win over the previous EAW Champion.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: And now this match is officially underway! Both competitors waiting in their respective corners, and it looks like Charlie has a grin on his face after managing to take out Malcolm Jones earlier in the night. He’s made it clear that he doesn’t see Sierra as a threat, hopefully his confidence doesn’t cost him this match. Both competitors now beginning to lock up, but Charlie is easily able to power Sierra into the corner! The referee begins to count, and Charlie begins to back away at a count of four- BUT NOT BEFORE DELIVERING A KICK TO SIERRA’S MIDSECTION!
Rich Russillo: Charlie now grabbing Sierra’s arm and irish whipping her into the opposite corner, and he follows right behind! CLOTHESLINE BY CHARLIE MARR! Charlie grabbing Sierra by the head, and he pulls Sierra to the mat for a grounded headlock! Sierra is struggling in that headlock right now, meanwhile Charlie looks almost bored after this incredible display by him ao far! I want to say he’s underestimating Sierra, but so far he’s been dominating ever since that cheap shot he took. Sarah is slamming her hands on the mat as the fans in attendance begin to clap their hands, and it looks like they’re trying to pump Sierra up!
Persephone: This is so stupid.. Sierra’s starting to get to her knees I guess. For some reason Charlie can’t even keep her down. Sierra’s on one foot, and now she’s punching Charlie in his stomach or something. This is so boring, Sierra’s running the ropes after escaping the headlock, and she hits Charlie with a dropkick, causing him to roll out of the ring. How do you guys do this every week? This is my first night and I already hate this. Thank God Rex’s match is coming up soon.
James Peters: Well, it’s kind of our jobs. Anyways, Charlie is able to get back to his feet as Jordie goes over to check on him, but Sierra looks like she’s getting ready for something! Sierra running the ropes, AND SHE HITS A BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK, TAKING OUT BOTH CHARLIE AND JORDIE! Now Jordie hasn’t gotten involved with this match yet, but better safe than sorry! Knowing her, it’s only a matter of time! Sierra rolling Charlie back into the ring, and it looks like she’s found her way back into this match as she climbs up to the top rope! Charlie is slowly getting back to his feet, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THAT’S WHAT SIERRA WANTED AS SHE DIVES!
Rich Russillo: RIGHT INTO A JUMPING KNEE BY CHARLIE! CHARLIE JUST HIT THAT JUMPING KNEE OUT OF NOWHERE, AND HE FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! CHARLIE HAS BEEN IN CONTROL FOR A GOOD PORTION OF THIS MATCH, AND NOW I THINK THIS MIGHT JUST BE THE END OF IT!
ONE! TWO!! T-
Rich Russillo: NO, IT’S NOT THE END YET! Sierra managed to kick out before three! Charlie doesn’t seem to waste much time though, as he lifts Sierra in a front facelock and lifts up both arms! I think he’s setting up for the end! Persephone, do you have any last words before this one’s over?
Persephone: I was gonna say thank God this snooze-fest is finished, but it looks like Sierra somehow found enough strength to lift Charlie over her with a… Back body drop I think it’s called? Sierra’s crawling into the corner, meanwhile Charlie is slowly getting to a knee. Sierra’s running towards Charlie, and she went for whatever her shining wizard is called, but Charlie rolled out of the way. Both of them got back up, and Sierra’s running towards Charlie again, but this time Charlie hits the back body drop on Sierra. Woo-hoo..
James Peters: …Like Persephone said, it looks like Charlie managed to return the favor as this time he laid Sierra out with a back body drop! Charlie now running the ropes as Sierra’s in a seated position, AND CHARLIE WENT FOR A PENALTY KICK BUT SIERRA DUCKS IT BEFORE KIPPING UP TO HER FEET! PELE KICK BY BRADFORD! CHARLIE IS STUNNED, AND NOW SIERRA GRABS HIM INNA FRONT FACELOCK BEFORE TRYING TO LIFT HIM UP! SIERRA LOOKS LIKE SHE’S GOING FOR A SUPLEX, BUT CHARLIE MANAGES TO KEEP HIMSELF GROUNDED BEFORE LIFTING SIERRA UP FOR ONE OF HIS OWN!
Rich Russillo: BUT LOOK AT THAT! SIERRA MANAGES TO DROP CHARLIE WITH A HUGE DDT! THAT WAS INCREDIBLE, AND NOW SIERRA LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE AS SHE GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONE! TWO!! T-
Rich Russillo: BUT CHARLIE MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP THIS TIME! Sierra needs to think of something here if she wants to keep Charlie Marr down! We all saw what he went through and what it took for Andrea to beat him, this won’t be easy for Sierra.
Persephone: Sierra is grabbing Charlie by the leg, and now she put him in that submission she does.
James Peters: IT’S CALLED THE VINEYARD PERSEPHONE! THE VINEYARD IS LOCKED IN, AND CHARLIE IS IN TROUBLE!
Rich Russillo: Don’t yell at her James, it’s not her fault if she didn’t know!
James Peters: :skip: How could she not know!?
Persephone: But yeah Jordie is trying to push the ropes closer to Charlie since the ref isn’t looking.. Uh, that girl that came out with Sierra doesn’t look too happy. Hopefully Charlie taps out just so we could get to Rex’s match sooner.
James Peters: Her name is Sarah Price, and Sarah just shoved Jordie away from the ropes since Jordie was trying to assist Charlie! Now Charlie has to either reach the ropes on his own or find a way out of the submission if he wants to win this match! Sarah and Jordie are arguing with each other after Sarah did shove Jordie away from the ring, but it looks like it doesn’t matter as Charlie managed to reach the ropes anyway! The referee begins to count now, and Sierra finally lets go at a count of four!
Rich Russillo: Charlie now trying to get back to his feet- BUT SIERRA HITS THE THUNDERBIRD- NO SHE DOESN’T! CHARLIE DUCKED IT, AND NOW THERE’S A HUGE FOREARM STRIKE BY MARR! Marr now backing into the ropes before rebounding off of them, CHARING CROSS- NO! SIERRA DUCKED THE DISCUS CLOTHESLINE, AND NOW SIERRA TAKES OUT CHARLIE’S LEFT LEG WITH A KICK, THE SAME LEG THAT WAS JUST IN THAT SUBMISSION! SIERRA NOW RUNNING THE ROPES, AND THERE’S THE ELECTRIC FEEL! THE ELECTRIC FEEL CONNECTS AND CHARLIE MAY BE OUT!
Persephone: Why are you screaming? It wasn’t THAT impressive.
Rich Russillo: Sorry, I’ll make sure not to do it again!
Persephone: Anyways, Sierra’s pinning Charlie. Please tell me this is the end.
ONE! TWO!! THRE-
Persephone: And the nightmare continues, Charlie kicked out. Can they at least try and be a bit exciting if they’re gonna fight forever?
James Peters: You know, you could at least try and be enthusiastic about this. That was one of Sierra’s best moves and Charlie survived! Sierra tried to put this match to rest after kicking out Charlie’s hurt leg, but it looks like Sierra still has some more work to do! Sierra slowly beginning to climb up to the top rope- BUT WAIT, JORDIE IS GRABBING SIERRA’S LEG!
Rich Russillo: SARAH ONCE AGAIN HAS TO GET HERSELF INVOLVED AS SHE GETS JORDIE AWAY FROM SIERRA- BUT THAT JUST GAVE CHARLIE AN OPENING TO GET BACK INTO THIS AS HE JUST SHOVED SIERRA OFF THE TOP ROPE! SIERRA JUST LANDED BADLY, IS SHE GONNA BE OKAY? Charlie trying to go outside the ring, but the referee is holding him back! BUT LOOK, JORDIE IMMEDIATELY CHARGES TOWARDS SIERRA AS BRADFORD WAS TRYING TO GET BACK TO HER FEET!
Persephone: Jordie just hit a huge kick to Sierra’s face, and since the other two commentators seem to be incompetent, I guess I have to tell you guys. Jordie managed to send Sarah into the ring post beforehand, so Sarah wasn’t able to stop her. The referee was stopping Charlie from leaving the ring since Sierra looked hurt, and that allowed Jordie to cheap shot her. Now Charlie is rolling out of the ring, and I guess this is the part where I say Sierra’s in trouble or something. Charlie’s grabbing Sierra by her neck, and he sends her into the steel st-
James Peters: NO HE DOESN’T! SIERRA MANAGED TO TURN IT AROUND, SENDING CHARLIE INTO THE STEPS!
Persephone: Please don’t interrupt me like that. That was unnecessary.
James Peters: Huh?
Rich Russillo: You heard her, James. Have some decency.
James Peters: When did you become such a simp? Anyways, neither competitor is standing here, and both Sarah and Jordie know they can’t get involved while the referee is watching. The referee now at a count of two already, and this match could end in a double count out if neither Sierra nor Charlie could get up! This is bad, these two need to do something quickly!
Referee: Three!… Four!… Five!
Rich Russillo: Sierra is able to slowly climb up the apron, and she makes it back into the ring! Can Charlie do the same, or is this still going to end in a count out?
Referee: Six!… Seven!… Eight!
Rich Russillo: Charlie grabbing onto the apron, can he make it?
Referee: Nine!…. TEN!!
Persephone: Charlie made it in time.
James Peters: HE DID! CHARLIE MANAGED TO MAKE IT BACK INTO THE RING BEFORE TEN! BOTH COMPETITORS GETTING BACK TO THEIR FEE- THUNDERBIRD! SIERRA JUST HIT CHARLIE WITH THE THUNDERBIRD! THAT’S IT, IT’S OVER! SIERRA GOING FOR THE COVER, AND JORDIE JUST TRIED TO GO OVER TO CHARLIE, POSSIBLY TO SNEAKILY PUT HIS FOOT UNDER THE ROPES OR SOMETHING, BUT SARAH JUST GRABBED HER AND SENT HER INTO THE RING POST, RETURNING THE FAVOR! THIS IS IT!
ONE! TWO!! THREE!-
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE MANAGED TO GET THE SHOULDER UP! SIERRA CAN’T BELIEVE HER EYES! SHE THOUGHT SHE HAD THE MATCH WON, BUT SOMEHOW CHARLIE MANAGED TO KICK OUT OF THE THUNDERBIRD! HOW ON EARTH IS HE DOING THIS!? SIERRA REALIZING THAT SHE NEEDS TO FINISH THE JOB AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, AS SHE NOW MAKES HER WAY TO THE TOP ROPE! COULD THIS BE IT? SIERRA MIST!!
Persephone: Nope. The bald guy moved. I forgot his name, was it Kevin or something like that?
James Peters: IT’S CHARLIE, CHARLIE MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! SIERRA JUST LANDED RIGHT ONTO THE MAT, AND THAT ALLOWS CHARLIE TO CAPITALIZE AS HE IMMEDIATELY CHARGES RIGHT AFTER SIERRA ONCE SHE GETS UP! CHARING CROSS- NO! ONCE AGAIN SIERRA DUCKS IT AS SHE RUNS THE ROPES, HOPING TO MAKE UP FOR MISSING THE MOONSAULT DOUBLE FOOT STOMP- BUT THERE’S THE HEADMASTER RITUAL!! THE HEADMASTER RITUAL CONNECTS, AND THAT MAY HAVE JUST KNOCKED SIERRA’S LIGHTS OUT, SHE LOOKS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT! THIS TIME IT’S CHARLIE WITH THE COVER!
ONE! TWO!! THREE!!-
Rich Russillo: SIERRA MANAGES TO GET HER SHOULDER UP! CHARLIE ACTUALLY LOOKS SURPRISED AS SIERRA CONTINUES TO FIGHT ON! ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING SARAH SEEMS TO HAVE TAKEN OUT JORDIE, AND NOW SHE’S COMPLETELY ECSTATIC AS SIERRA IS STILL IN THIS MATCH!! SOMEHOW SIERRA IS STILL FIGHTING, THE AMOUNT OF HEART SIERRA HAS IN HER, CAN YOU GUYS EVEN BELIEVE THIS!?
Persephone: The only thing I can’t believe is how long this God awful match has been going on. Someone PLEASE just end this already. Oh, wait, it looks like that’s what Charlie’s doing. Sierra rolled out to the apron after kicking out, but now Charlie is pulling her up by her hair. Uh, he’s pulling her through the ropes now, and I guess he’s trying to hit a rope hung DDT- oh. Sierra managed to bring her feet into the ring and shove Charlie off of her. Charlie tried to charge back to Sierra, but Sierra hit that jumping kick thing.
James Peters: It’s called an enzuigiri… Sierra now backing into the corner, and it looks like she’s waiting for Charlie to get back to his feet! Charlie slowly getting back up, AND NOW SIERRA CHARGES IN! SEEKING MISSILE- WAIT NO! CHARLIE MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND THE REFEREE JUST ATE THAT RUNNING KNEE BY SIERRA! THE REFEREE IS OUT, BUT I DON’T THINK CHARLIE REALIZED IT AS HE IMMEDIATELY RAN THE ROPES! CHARING CROSS!!!! SIERRA WAS JUST TURNED INSIDE OUT AS THE CHARING CROSS CONNECTS, AND NOW CHARLIE GOES FOR THE COVER, BUT I THINK HE’S JUST NOW REALIZING THAT THERE’S NOBODY THERE TO COUNT! CHARLIE SHOULD’VE WON THE MATCH JUST NOW, BUT SIERRA ACCIDENTALLY TOOK THE REF OUT!
Rich Russillo: What’s with Charlie constantly getting screwed over? This should be over, ring the bell already! Wait- LOOK OUTSIDE THE RING! JORDIE MANAGED TO GET BACK TO HER FEET WHILE SARAH WAS TOO FOCUSED ON SIERRA WHO CHARLIE JUST TOOK OUT, AND NOW SHE’S LOOKING UNDER THE RING FOR SOMETHING! I DON’T KNOW IF SARAH EVEN REALIZES WHAT’S GOING ON, I THINK JORDIE IS PLANNING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE REFEREE BEING TAKEN OUT!
Persephone: She took out a steel chair. It’s cheating or something but whatever, as long as it makes this match end sooner.
James Peters: JORDIE SLIDING INTO THE RING, AND NOW SHE BEGINS TO RAISE THAT CHAIR- BITTERSWEET ENDING!! SARAH REALIZED WHAT WAS GOING ON, AND QUICKLY ENTERED THE RING AND SUPERKICKED THAT CHAIR RIGHT INTO JORDIE’S FACE! JORDIE WAS JUST KNOCKED OUT AS SHE FALLS THROUGH THE ROPES- CHARING CROSS!!! CHARLIE JUST TOOK SARAH OUT WITH THE CHARING CROSS, AND NOW IT’S SARAH WHO ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! BOTH SARAH PRICE AND JORDIE MARR WERE TAKEN OUT IN JUST A FEW MOMENTS, AND NOW WE’RE DOWN TO SIERRA AND CHARLIE! SIERRA MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE, AS CHARLIE TAKES THAT CHAIR JORDIE LEFT IN THE RING, AND RAISES IT UP-
Rich Russillo: BUT THE CHAIR IS TAKEN RIGHT OUT OF HIS HANDS! LOOK WHO IT IS ON THE APRON! MALCOLM JONES JUST SNATCHED THAT CHAIR OUT OF CHARLIE’S HANDS, AND HE JUST SMASHED IT RIGHT ACROSS HIS HEAD! CHARLIE WAS JUST KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS, I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF CHARLIE’S SOUL JUST LEFT HIS BODY RIGHT THERE!
James Peters: Assuming someone like Charlie has a soul.
Rich Russillo: MALCOLM NOW IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE MALCOLM IS GETTING PAYBACK AFTER WHAT HAPPENED EARLIER IN THE NIGHT!
Persephone: Why is the referee still down? Are these guys made of paper, who hired them?
James Peters: FIVE STAR SWAG SPLASH!!!! MALCOLM JONES JUST HIT CHARLIE WITH THE FIVE STAR SWAG SPLASH, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE REFEREE IS STIRRING! MALCOLM ROLLS OUT OF THE RING, AND NOW SIERRA IS BEGINNING TO CLIMB UP TO THE TOP ROPE, REALIZING THAT THIS IS HER BIGGEST CHANCE OF WINNING, AND SHE PROBABLY WON’T GET A BETTER ONE! SIERRA AT THE TOP, AND NOW SHE DIVES! SIERRA MIST!!! THE DIVING MOONSAULT DOUBLE FOOT STOMP, IT CONNECTS! IT ACTUALLY CONNECTS THIS TIME!!
Persephone: Oh my God, is this match finally over!?
Rich Russillo: SIERRA PINNING CHARLIE, MEANWHILE BOTH JORDIE AND SARAH ARE OUT! I THINK THIS MATCH IS OVER!
ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… SIERRRAAAAAAA BBRRRAAAAAAAADDFOOOORRRDD!!!!!!
Persephone: YES! FINALLY! IT’S OVER, THANK GOD!
James Peters: That’s the most enthusiasm I’ve seen outta you since this match started. Anyways, Sierra Bradford just scored the biggest win of her career just a week after she beat Consuela Rose Ava, even if she didn’t do it the way she wanted to! It’s funny, Jordie has a reputation for costing Charlie’s opponents wins over Charlie, but tonight not only was she barely even a factor thanks to Sarah Price, but Malcolm Jones ended up costing Charlie a win two matches in a row!
Rich Russillo: Once again, Charlie was unjustly screwed over. This isn’t right at all- AND OH COME ON! MALCOLM ISN’T FINISHED YET! SIERRA JUST HAD HER HAND RAISED BY THE REFEREE, BUT JUST AS SHE EXITED THE RING, MALCOLM ENTERED AND NOW HE JUST MOUNTED CHARLIE AND IS DOMINATING HIM WITH THESE PUNCHES! CHARLIE IS DEFENSELESS HERE AS MALCOLM IS JUST TAKING OUT ALL HIS ANGER HERE!
Persephone: Please hurry it up so we can go to break, Malcolm.
James Peters: CHARLIE MANAGED TO PUSH MALCOLM OFF OF HIM AS HE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET- BUT IT’S FOR NOTHING AS MALCOLM JUST HIT THE C-NOTE! MALCOLM NOW IS CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE FOR A SECOND TIME, BUT HE’S NOT GOING FOR THE FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH I DON’T THINK!
Rich Russillo: MEET THE WOO!!! MALCOLM JUST HIT CHARLIE WITH THE DIVING 360 ELBOW DROP, AND CHARLIE IS OUT! ONCE AGAIN, MALCOLM JONES STANDS TALL OVER THE MAN WHO ONCE UPON A TIME SCREWED HIM OUT OF THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!
(‘Scenario’ by Pop Smoke hits as Malcolm Jones stands over the fallen Charlie Marr. He has a grin on his face knowing he cost him once again, and in the meantime Sierra Bradford is walking with Sarah Price to the back, and Jordie Marr is still down and out. Malcolm Jones holds up his arms, and the fans all begin cheering in his favor as Voltage fades to a commercial break.)
(Commercial break for Judge Mathis because he is the GOAT.)
(Voltage returns and cuts to the medical office of Dr. Bethany Blue. The good doctor is seen sitting at her desk with a voodoo doll that looks a hell of a lot like Alexis Chambers. She is angrily stabbing her syringe into various parts of the voodoo doll including the breast and pubic areas. Nurse Goldstein watches with a concerned look on her face, because she knows how the good doctor gets when she is angry. Right now, Dr. Blue is angry. The back and forth between Alexis Chambers and Jake Smith isn’t something that is settling well with her at all. The stabbing of the doll picks up as Dr. Blue just starts losing her shit. She turns the doll over, jams the syringe into the buttocks region and lets out a scream of rage.)
(Nurse Goldstein sighs because she always knew a man like Jake Smith could not be trusted. She gently takes the syringe and the voodoo doll from Dr. Blue and puts them on the shelf, out of reach. She pats Dr. Blue on the shoulder.)
Nurse Goldstein: There, there, Dr. Blue. It will be alright.
Dr. Bethany Blue: NO RA! IT WILL NOT BE ALRIGHT! THAT DUMB BEE-ITCH ALEXIS CHAMBERS IS CLEARLY INFATUATED WITH MY MAN AND I WANT TO KILL HER!!!
(Dr. Blue takes a deep breath and pushes herself up from her chair.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: I mean, I want to hurt her really bad and then of course, I will help her recover. How in the heck can one family cause me so much pain and misery, though?! First, Terrance refuses to let me cure his obesity, and now his anorexic little sister, Alexis, who must give all her meals to him, is trying to sink her claws into Jake?! He is the PURE Champion now, thank goodness that title is off that walking advertisement for what happens to children when they are born to crack addicted mothers. Did you know that Harlow Reichert refused to let me treat her for her broken arm? That ungrateful creature had the nerve to basically spit in my face when I offered to look at her arm and set it, when I should have been celebrating with Jake. Because I am dedicated to practicing medicine, Alexis was able to worm her way into Jake’s line of sight, and I really hope she gets sick from the flu droplets I placed in her bag last night. She won’t be fornicating with Jake Smith. I can tell you that right now!
(Nurse Goldstein blinks.)
Nurse Goldstein: Flu droplets?!
Dr. Bethany Blue: I NEED SOMETHING TO PLAY WITH, NURSE GOLDSTEIN! GEEZ LOUISE!
(Dr. Blue balls her hands up into fists and takes several deep breaths to try and calm herself down. She pushes her sandy blonde hair out of her eyes and finally regains control of her emotions.)
Nurse Goldstein: You could alw-
Dr. Bethany Blue (Interrupting): Well they confiscated my Coronavirus samples last week so how the fudge do I come up with the cure now?! The flu droplets were the only thing I managed to keep because I was able to grab the vial once they took my medical bag at the aiport. Apparently finding a cure for COVID-19 is a bad thing?! That was my opportunity to find a cure and win my Nobel Peace Prize, Ra, and I had the perfect specimens to work on. At least Larsy and I won the match, proving just how incredible of a team the two of us are. I’m not sure if we will ever team up again, but if we don’t, at least we can say we were undefeated!
Nurse Goldstein: I understand how important it was for you to find a cure for COVID-19, but perhaps you could look towards what’s next for you in this profession.
(Dr. Blue looks at Nurse Goldstein and rolls her eyes.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Now Ra, you know that I am one of the most ambitious Elitists on the roster. I already know what’s next for me and that’s getting another championship added to my resume.
(Nurse Goldstein raises an eyebrow.)
Nurse Goldstein: Are you going to face Camille Jane Ava again for the Interwire Championship? You didn’t really get a fair rematch the other week.
Dr. Bethany Blue: The Interwire Championship will always be my first love, and a woman never forgets her first, but in order for me to become the greatest professional wrestler of all time in addition to being the greatest doctor of all time, I have to broaden my horizons. I want to hold EVERY championship in Elite Answers Wrestling and I have decided that the next one I’m setting my baby brown eyes on is the Specialists Championship. I plan to watch Reckless Wiring next weekend and see who walks out with the belt. Then, I will make my move.
Nurse Goldstein: I take it you already have a plan, Dr. Blue?
Dr. Bethany Blue: Perhaps. I look at Darcy May Morgan and Kensingten Calhoun-Astor and see two young women who are healthy like racehorses in peak physical condition. Kensingten has already been through what some women consider to be the hardest thing you can put your body through and that is childbirth, Ra. Darcy is not your typical Brit, either. Her teeth are actually clean and straight, and that already classifies her as an anomaly. I’m interested in getting my hands on both, and when Darcy stripped Kensingten on Dynasty, I got a nice look at her child-bearing hips. I would like to know if her vagina went back to normal after giving birth.
(Nurse Goldstein ponders this for a moment and then nods her head.)
Nurse Goldstein: I think you could do wonders for either Darcy or Kensingten, and that Specialists Championship will look really good on your mantle. I’m pleased to hear that you want to go after that championship and I look forward to helping you in any way that I can.
(Dr. Blue beams at her trusted nurse and the two women continue to discuss the type of experiments they would like to run on either Darcy May Morgan or Kensingten Calhoun-Astor. The camera fades elsewhere as their conversation becomes a little too graphic.)
(The scene picks up with a shot of Korey Gaines walking out of Captain Charisma’s office. His match with Rex McAllister is next, but as he shuts the door behind, it’s clear to see that his face has drained of its color. He takes a moment to himself, clearly shaken up about something, and finally starts to head towards the entrance area.)
(Bella is seen standing in the ring.)
(The camera cuts to Bella Braxton in the middle of the ring)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Alive’ by P.O.D. plays to astounding cheers as Rex McAllister makes his way out to the ring. He’s completely elated as he looks around for a moment admiring the view of the crowd’s showering of support for him as he makes his way to the ring)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… from Sea Isle, New Jersey… weighing in at 238 pounds… REX MCALLISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Rex McAllister comes into this match sky high. I mean who else would? He just got married, now he’s back to doing the thing he loves doing the most, wrestling under the bright lights.
James Peters: Nothing has blinded Rex’s goals and I’m sure more than anything he’s going to do what he’s constantly done for his whole career, and that’s put on a great match.
Persephone: He sure can put on a match, I mean that hunk of meat 😍, Sexy Rexy can put on a match with me anytime.
(Rex enters the ring and goes to the top rope and takes off his vest as he looks around with a smirk as he jumps off and begins to warm up as he heads to his corner as ‘Alive’ fades out. ‘Thunderstruck’ by ACDC plays to a sour mixed reaction as Korey Gaines makes his way out to the ring. Korey doesn’t have that charm and joyous enthusiasm that he usually has whilst it is more of a face of anticipation with a mix of a smirk and a shake of his head as he makes his way to the ring)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent… from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma… weighing in at 170 pounds… THE AERIAL WONDER… KOREY GAINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Korey Gaines has had a new personality as of late. The cheery complexity once held by him has died down as he realizes that the people of the world always downplay him and push him down to the ground like he’s nothing. He decided that he’s going to get his way one way or another.
James Peters: But will this help him gain a win? Especially with someone like Rex McAllister on the opposing side? Who knows, he might be capable of it cause The Aerial Wonder is known to pull off some shocking things, but it’s all in where the cards fall.
Persephone: Angsty or not this edgy kid is still a bitch. No need to argue who’s going to win at this point because it’s a obvious one, his initials are RM and it rhymes with Sex Fackallister.
(Korey jumps up onto the top rope as he let’s a smile escape his lips as he looks around at the crowd still kind of mixed about how they should take The Aerial Wonder after the not so kind words they had to say to Rex. He jumps down and circles around for a moment before meeting his corner as ‘Thunderstruck’ fades out and the Ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: Here we go as this match is officially underway! Rex and Korey circling around but wasting no time locking up as they quickly begin to jockey for position like two rabid animals fighting for meat! Korey forced into the corner by Rex but not for long as he quickly boosts out of the corner and pulls Rex to the center of the ring. Korey slamming Rex down to the ground locking in a headlock! But Rex quickly reversing! Backslide pin by Rex! But it was all a coy for escaping as Rex slips out like butter and gets to his feet as Korey follows nodding before beginning to circle around once more following him in actions.
James Peters: Korey quickly going after Rex though as he slides under his arm and grabs behind the back of Rex as he lifts him up! GERMAN SUPLEX! BUT REX LANDS ON HIS FEET! Korey in shock as Rex quickly runs past him and bounces off the ropes trying to get a boost of speed! REX PULLING HIM UNDER AS HE SWINGS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A VICIOUS BULLDOG AS KOREY LANDS FACE FIRST ON THE CANVAS IN PAIN!
Persephone: Sexy Rexy lifting that little shit off the ground as he scoops him upside down! SCOOP SLAM BY REX CONNECTS AS BITCH LEAPS INTO A SITTING POSITION AS HE GIVES A GODFORSAKEN CRY IN PAIN! Rex proceeding to lift him up as he irish whips him into the corner and runs at him! REX ATTEMPTS A RUNNING KNEE RAMMING RIGHT INTO HIS GUT BUT BITCH MOVES OUT OF THE WAY LEAVING REX TRAPPED IN THE CORNER AND DISTRACTED FOR A QUICK MOMENT GIVING BITCH THE OPENING HE NEEDS TO GAIN THE UPPER HAND IN THIS MATCHUP! NO PLEASE NOT REXY! BITCH CONNECTS WITH A STEP-UP KNEE WHAT A BITCH!
Rich Russillo: :whoa: Calm down my love. Rex taking Korey’s place as he falls into the corner but Korey is pulling him out and throwing him to the center of the ring. Korey quickly hopping up onto the middle rope seemingly for convenience as he leaps! KOREY TAKING DOWN REX WITH A TOP ROPE SENTON TAKING REX DOWN TO THE GROUND! Korey rolling up onto his feet as he leaps backwards! STANDING MOONSAULT RIGHT TO THE GUT OF REX!
James Peters: Rex rolling in pain yet he’s still slowly bringing himself up to his feet. Korey swinging towards Rex with a fist but Rex ducks under as he quickly grabs the leg of Korey. Rex pulling Korey down to the ground! Korey trying to get up to his feet but Rex leaping forward as he locks Korey into a face lock! Korey trying to crawl over to the ropes quickly but Rex’s weight is pushing down on him too much as he’s bringing all his power in order to keep Korey away from the ropes. Korey reaching out! ROPE BREAK BY KOREY FORCING REX TO LET GO OF THE HOLD!
Persephone: I wish Rex would do that to me 😔. Rex quickly bringing bitch up though before he could recuperate and throw him to the ropes as bitch rebounds back to Rex. Bitch soars forward and tries to tackle Rex but Rex rolls under bitch as bitch comes crashing down to the ground! But bitch quickly gets up just a bit quicker than Rex as he grabs him and runs! BITCH THROWING REX INTO THE RINGPOST SHOULDER FIRST! Rex stumbles down to the ground as he falls to a sitting position as bitch begins to runs to the ropes swiftly wasting no time! PENALTY KICK!
Rich Russillo: But Rex managing to grab the foot of Korey as he stumbles back and slowly pulls himself up to his feet. REX WITH A DRAGON SCREW TAKING KOREY DOWN! Korey rolls forward as he tries to get to his feet before Rex can do anything! BUT REX TAKING KOREY DOWN WITH A DROPKICK! Korey rolling out of the way as he quickly grabs the ropes and pulls himself up to his feet! BUT REX WITH A CLOTHESLINE SENDING KOREY OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TUMBLING DOWN TO THE FLOOR!
James Peters: Rex going out onto the apron positioning himself as Korey brings himself up using the apron as leverage. Korey quickly jumping up onto the apron joining Rex as well before he can do anything. Rex landing multiple punches as Korey stabilizes himself but Korey seems to be fighting back with punches of his own sending him back more than anything at this point. Rex stumbling backwards but quickly runs forward trying to take Korey down! BUT KOREY WITH A SPANISH FLY AS HE LAUNCHES BOTH OF THEM OFF THE APRON AND TO THE FLOOR! BOTH OF THEM MUST BE SEVERELY HURT!
Persephone: Bitch boy stumbling up to his feet as he seems to be a bit worse for wear as he slowly rolls into the ring not giving time for Rexy to get to his feet but Rex is able to roll himself into the ring out of exasperation leaving himself open. Korey dragging his feet as he slowly begins to bring Rex up! YES! REX TACKLES BITCH TO THE GROUND! Rex out of nowhere as he begins to hammer his fist down repeatedly at bitch as bitch attempts to block it with his hands! This is what this bitch boy truly deserves for hammering down on such a fine specimen. Bitch finally pushing away from that vice grip of Rex as he pushes himself off the ground.
Rich Russillo: Rex running at Korey though as Korey pulls himself up to his feet. RUNNING JUMPING KNEE RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF KOREY! Rex with the slide by as Korey falls to a knee and Rex continues to run past and head to the ropes! BUT KOREY WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE RIGHT TO THE LEG OF REX SENDING HIM FACE FIRST TO THE MAT! Rex quickly up to his feet though but Korey is ready for him! OKIE DESTROYER! FLIP PILEDRIVER OUT OF NOWHERE TAKING REX DOWN! KOREY SEES OPPORTUNITY IN HIS EYES AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN!
James Peters: REX KICKS OUT! Korey sitting up in frustration as he doesn’t want to believe it once more than he already did! The Rex Master lives! Korey shaking his head seemingly as he climbs up to the top rope. ONE MORE WILL CERTAINLY DO THE TRICK! BUT REX! Rex quickly climbing up to the top rope just barely before Korey could execute many of the diving moves he has in his arsenal. Korey attempting to fight back as he slams multiple punches down on the back of his head before he can do anything making sure he keeps himself down more than anything else. BUT REX RAMMING A SHOULDER RIGHT INTO KOREY’S GUT TAKING ALL THE AIR OUT OF HIM! Korey leans over in pain as this gives the opportunity for Rex to grab him! OH MY GAWD! REX WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE AS KOREY LANDS FLAT ON THE GROUND LIFELESS!
Persephone: YES! WOOOOO!!! YOU GOT THIS REXY! The fake bitch though is still bringing his rugged, edgy ass up to his feet as it’s clear he doesn’t know when to FUCKING GIVE UP! Rex bringing him up to his feet as he’s taking the opportunity like the man he is! THE REX EFFECT! NO! WHY! BITCH ESCAPES THE EVENFLOW DDT ATTEMPT AS HE PUSHES REXY AWAY! NO!
Rich Russillo: Rex is stunned as Korey quickly jumps up to the top rope as he turns around! KOREY WITH A BEAUTIFUL DRAGONRANA CONNECTING DOWN ON HIM AS HE QUICKLY PUSHES HIMSELF OFF ALLOWING REX TO GET UP BUT KOREY IS WAITING! DETONATION KICK! SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK OUT OF NOWHERE AS REX COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE FLOOR! KOREY QUICKLY JUMPING UP ONTO THE TOP ROPE NOT WAITING OR GOING FOR THE PIN! 405!
James Peters: DOESN’T CONNECT! THE IMPLODING 450 DOESN’T LAND AS REX BARELY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OF IT! KOREY IS STUNNED AS REX GRABS HIM BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING ELSE! JUMPING HIGH KNEE! REX WITH ANOTHER DRIVE BY ATTACK AS HE RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK! THE REX EFFECT! REX EFFECT OUT OF NOWHERE CONNECTS ON KOREY AS HE’S KNOCKED OUT! REX QUICKLY GOING FOR THE PIN THIS MIGHT BE IT AND LIGHTS OUT FOR KOREY!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Alive’ plays up once more as Rex sits up for a moment looking around with an exasperated face. That face quickly turns to a smirk as he looks around for a moment before getting up to his feet and letting the Ref raise his hand in victory)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… REX MCALLISTER!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: YES! YES! SEXY REXY DID IT! AND UNLIKE YOU MEDDLING MAN-SLUTS I HAD NO DOUBT! I KNEW HE WOULD WIN! HIS VICE GRIP WOULD CHOKE KOREY OUT AND AT THE END OF THE DAY HE WON! LIKE ALWAYS! CAUSE HE’S REX MCALLISTER!
Rich Russillo: :noah:. What a match put on by both of these competitors as I’m sure none of them wanted to give up for a moment at this point. It was a very hard hitting match, Korey gave it his absolute all making sure he puts up a good impression, whilst Rex continued to put up that stamina that he’s always known for and makes of himself. Korey you put up a good fight, but you have to commend Rex for getting through it all.
(Rex rolls out of the ring after celebrating as the camera pans over to Korey Gaines. The Ref checks on him as he’s on his knees, he has a stern face as he stands up and requests a mic, which he is given as he goes to the center of the ring and begins to speak.)
Persephone: BOOOOO! No one wants to hear you speak!
(The crowd takes a moment to settle down because they’re curious as to why Korey has asked for a microphone. The Aerial Wonder takes a moment to think about what he’s about to say, and finally he sighs.)
Korey Gaines: I’m not sure where to start because as I stand here in the middle of this ring, it kind of hit me that things are about to change. Prior to my match, Captain Charisma summoned me to his office and informed me that even though I won the right to stay on Voltage thanks to my victory over Shortfuse PAKA, the Dynasty General Manager StarrStan made a trade for me.
(The crowd reacts in shock and even Rich, James, and Persephone seem momentarily speechless.)
Korey Gaines: According to Captain Charisma, heading to Dynasty is a great move for my career. There’s fresh competition on Dynasty and I find myself with a chance to step into the ring with an entirely different group of Elitists. I guess he’s right in that sense, but Voltage has been my home since I signed my name on the dotted line. I don’t know any other home but this one, and it’s going to be difficult to just walk away.
(A smirk crosses Korey’s face.)
Korey Gaines: That being said, for as shocked as I am about the news, this is a chance I guess I’m looking forward to. There’s a lot of egos on Dynasty and I look forward to heading to Friday nights and raising my own brand of Hell. Voltage gave me my chance, but Dynasty is going to be the brand who gets to deal with a version of Korey Gaines that no one is truly ready for. There are several Elitists I’m dying to get in the ring with, and now I’ll get the chance to do that. I didn’t expect to say goodbye to Voltage, but I’ll make the most out of this situation like I always do for whatever I find myself in. Thanks for the memories, and to quote the man who just beat me, see you soon.
(For the final time on Voltage, at least for now, “Thunderstruck” by ACDC begins to blast across the PA system. The crowd cheers for Korey, especially the Voltage faithful who have been watching him from the very beginning. Korey looks around and nods his head, thanking the fans before getting out of the ring. The final shot is of Korey on the stage, soaking up the moment, and then disappearing backstage.)
(Voltage fades to commercial break.)
(Commercial break for Bath and Body Works hand sanitizer. It’s the only one in stock as Coronavirus sweeps across the nation!)
(The camera fades backstage, where Terry Chambers is seen talking to Consuela Rose Ava after what happened at Shock Value, where Rath would cost Consuela her match against Sierra Bradford, and the team of Dr. Bethany Blue and Lars Grier would defeat Ms. Extreme and Terry. Seeing each other backstage, Terry decided to take some time and speak to Consuela and make sure everything was okay.)
Terry Chambers: So, you caught Under Siege last night? I know you had your sister Candice facing Jamie, and your twin in the main event, meanwhile my sis was in that Women’s title triple threat.
Consuela Rose Ava: Yeah, I saw it. It was a great show, and both Candice and Alexis did great even though they did lose their matches. I’m proud of them.
Terry Chambers: Same here. I’ll admit, Alexis may have proved me wrong. I didn’t think she was ready for this, but she showed out last night. Candice did great too, she almost had Jamie beat.
Consuela Rose Ava: If those two stick around, I’m sure they could grow to be excellent Elitists.
Terry Chambers: Cameron did great too, normally it’d be difficult to defy the odds the way she did, but I guess Ahren and Chris’ egos were too big for each other to handle.
Consuela Rose Ava: Yeah, I’m very glad she was able to keep her title, especially in a match that was almost a two-on-one handicap. I’m beyond proud of her performance last night, but uh, Terry?
(Consuela bites down on her bottom lip, turning a little shy. Terry gives her a concerned look.)
Terry Chambers: Yeah?
(She sighs, hating this subject change.)
Consuela Rose Ava: To be honest, I hate that you had to get involved with this Corvus stuff. Not just at Shock Value, but ever since Lars decided to target me in his return. I really wish you didn’t have to get involved in any of this. It wasn’t your fight in the first place, it always should’ve been between me and Lars. I have the contract he initially wanted in the first place anyway. You should’ve stayed out of this. I’m sure I would’ve been fine, and seeing you get hurt because of me just doesn’t feel right.
Terry Chambers: I’ll agree with you on only one thing. You’re right, this wasn’t my fight. None of this had anything to do with me, but I for one know the Corvus needs to be stopped. They’ve never been up to any good, and I knew that what they were doing to you was wrong. I didn’t mind stepping in and getting my hands dirty, and while I can’t exactly change what happened at Shock Value, I’ll make up for it by doing what I got myself involved in all of this to do. I’ll make sure I put Lars down for good, and I’m going to do it tonight.
(Consuela shyly begins to smile seeing how eager Terry is to defeat Lars Grier, before finally responding.)
Consuela Rose Ava: You can do this. I believe in you, you’ve got my support. Lars has been more than a thorn in my side if I’m being honest, but if anyone can take him down, I know you can.
(Terry grins knowing that Consuela has faith in him, and will be supporting him in his match with Lars.)
Terry Chambers: You know.. One good thing about me getting involved in this crazy Ava business, is that I got the chance to get to know the sweetest one better. I’m happy about that.
(Consuela begins clearly blushing as her cheeks turn nearly rose red, almost frozen as she’s at a complete loss for words. She doesn’t know what to say, but before she could think of something, Captain Charisma comes across the two, as he wants to speak to Terry.)
Captain Charisma: Hey, sorry to interrupt the two of you, but I’ve got something I want to tell Terry. Can I tell you now, or is this a bad time? I noticed you two were kind of in the middle of something.
Terry Chambers: Oh, it’s fine Matt, I can talk. what’s up?
Captain Charisma: Well, first of all I want to say good luck on your match tonight. Lars Grier hasn’t been the easiest opponent to defeat, and I’m sure you know that yourself by now.
Terry Chambers: You’re right, I do.
Captain Charisma: Secondly, I want to give you an opportunity. I know you lost your EAW Championship match against Andrea Valentine back at King of Elite, and you and Ms. Extreme did lose to Lars and Dr. Bethany Blue at Shock Value. However, you’re incredibly talented, and in a match like this, we could use as much talent as we’ve got.
Terry Chambers: Hmmm. What are you getting at?
Matt Daniels: I’ve decided you will now officially be joining Rex McAllister as Voltage’s next entry into the Grand Rampage match.
(Terry looks surprised for a second, before growing a more confident smile on his face.)
Terry Chambers: Thank you. I don’t exactly have the greatest history in the Grand Rampage match and I’m sure people will be chomping at the bit to bring that up, so thanks for recognizing my talent. I’m gonna make the most of this opportunity, and do much better than I did in the past.
Consuela Rose Ava: You sure will. I know you will.
(The two lock eyes and begin to smile while Captain Charisma begins walking away, as the Camera begins to fade away from the backstage area.)
(For the final time tonight, Voltage cuts to the ringside area. Bella steps forward to announce the main event of the evening!)
( ‘Natural’ by Imagine Dragons blasts through the speakers to a thunderous reaction. The Argentinian crowd cheers as Terry Chambers confidently stomps his way out of the guerilla position. He surveys the atmosphere before making his way towards the squared circle. )
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! From Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 287 pounds.. THE BARRRBARRRRRIICCC CARNNIIIVORRE…. TERRRRRYYY CHAAAMMMMMMBBBERRRSSS!!!
Rich Russillo: There is a reason why Terry Chambers proclaims himself as ‘The Barbaric Carnivore’. He is one of the most destructive and dangerous competitors to ever grace the shores of Elite Answers Wrestling.
Persephone: He’s not as great as The Rex Master, but Terry Chambers has led a trail of sheer domination since the second he arrived at this company.
( As Chambers stays calm and composed in his respected corner, ‘CARION IS’ by Lovecraft begins to play. Boos begin to fill the arena, bringing Lars Grier out. He boldly smirks to the crowd, unfazed by their reaction as he strides down the ramp towards the ring. )
Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT! From Toledo, Ohio, weighing in at 264 pounds… LAAARRRSSSS GRIIIIERRRRR!!!
James Peters: We can talk about how commanding and ruling Terry Chambers has been, but what stands before him is a formidable challenge in the form of Lars Grier. Everyone knows that Grier is not a force to be reckoned with, and I am thrilled to see what these two big forces will do inside that squared circle.
( DING! DING! DING! )
Rich Russillo: This match is underway as these two colossal athletes will collide here on the main event of Voltage. This will be an interesting bout as Grier and Chambers stand face-to-face in the center of the ring. ‘The Barbaric Carnivore’ who hails from Detroit, Michigan, undeterred by the fiend who has carved a trail of obliteration since his return.
James Peters: Lars Grier surely has expeditiously improved and this brand-new persona he’s shown has brought him great success, and it’s only time that we see a championship title around his waist.
Persephone: Really, you think that?
James Peters: Well, you must’ve been living under a rock over these last months if you don’t know what Lars Grier is capable of. Both men now engaging in a test of strength, Chambers tries to use his forty-pound advantage over his opponent, but Grier unsurprisingly using his inner strength to overpower and back ‘The Barbaric Carnivore’ into the ropes.
Rich Russillo: The official now loudly instructs the two men to break off the hold. Grier aggressively presses him against the ropes. ‘Carion’ exercising and taking advantage of the allotted time of the referee’s five-count as Chambers snatches his earlobe and twists it! The referee separates them with a good distance, shouting at Terry to watch the ears as LARS FLANKS AND CAPSIZES TERRY CHAMBERS OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!
Persephone: Look at the face of Terry Chambers! The live audience was appalled by how easily Lars Grier was able to topple ‘The Barbaric Carnivore’ over the ropes. Grier sports a cheeky smirk, completely neglecting the official whereas Chambers clambers onto the apron, irate and incensed. Lars Grier may have just poked a bear!
James Peters: Chambers steps through the ropes AND UNCORKS AN ONSLAUGHT OF LEFTS AND RIGHTS ONTO HIM! SOUTHPAW JABS PIERCES INTO GRIER’S ANATOMY, REELING HIM INTO THE CORNER AS HE CONTINUES TO PAW HIM LIKE A PROVOKED GRIZZLY BEAR!
Rich Russillo: GRIER COILS TOWARDS THE ROPES AS CHAMBERS CHARGES AND TACKLES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!! The tables have turned as Lars Grier scrambles down at ringside, rattled by the high octane offence by Terry Chambers. The audience starts to buzz as Grier readjusts himself and looks up confused. Where the heck did Terry go?
Persephone: CHAMBERS POUNCES GRIER INTO THE REINFORCED BARRICADE!! ‘The Barbaric Carnivore’ charges in from nowhere as he snatches Grier and smashes his head atop the steel stairs! Grier spools in front of the front-row as Chambers slings him rib-first into the edge of our announce table! I think I felt the table move!
James Peters: We cannot underestimate the sheer savagery that these two can bring to the table. Chambers places his head between his legs and LOOKS TO HOIST HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB!! CHAMBERS ATTEMPTS TO LIFT ALL TWO-HUNDRED AND SIXTY POUNDS, BUT GRIER MOVES AROUND AND DRIVES HIS SPINE INTO THE EDGE OF HARDEST PART OF THE RING!
Rich Russillo: Terry lightly yelps, feeling the pain just as Grier turns him around and CLOCKS HIM WITH A STIFF PUNCH UP ACROSS THE JAW!! He then pulls him closer towards our announce table AND GRABS HIM FROM THE SIDE! DEADLIGHT DRIVE!! NO!! TERRY ESCAPES AND DECKS HIM WITH A HEADBUTT!!
James Peters: This gives time for Chambers to realign his mentality, but GRIER COMES RUNNING AND STICKS A BIG BOOT INTO THE FACE, KNOCKING HIM DOWN INTO THE GROUND! WHAT A FEROCIOUS BOOT BY ‘CARION’ AS HE NOW MAKES HIS WAY AROUND RINGSIDE. Terry Chambers lifts himself up to his feet while GRIER SPRINTS A FULL CIRCLE AROUND RINGSIDE!!
Persephone: HE COMES SOARING OFF THE STEEL STEPS, FLATTENING CHAMBERS WITH A LEAPING CLOTHESLINE!!! IMPRESSIVE HEIGHT ATTAINED BY THE DEMONIC LARS GRIER AS HE NOW GETS HIM BACK INTO THE RING!! He slides under the bottom rope and connects with another closed fist across the face! He clocks him with a second one, backing him up against the corner as he comes running in from the opposite corner! STINGER SPLASH!
Rich Russillo: Two-hundred and sixty-four pounds squash Chambers against the corner turnbuckles while Lars Grier spikes him with a release dragon suplex before fastly moving up the turnbuckles!! AND DROPS A BIG ELBOW INTO THE HEART OF ‘THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE’!! SLINGSHOT ELBOW DROP CONNECTS! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!
James Peters: CHAMBERS KICKS-OUT! Grier immediately locking Chambers in a grounded headlock. This has been a wonderful match so far as Grier slows down the pace with this old-school headlock. Chambers, however, is now beginning to fight out of it. Terry sticks his shoulder to the gut! BUT GRIER BLASTS HIS KNEE INTO THE CHEST, driving the wind out of Chambers as he releases and sprints into the ropes. Rich Russillo: CHAMBERS JUMPS DOWN! GRIER VAULTS AND ROLLS ONTO HIS FEET. Terry charges into him, prompting Grier to leapfrog over him. Chambers rotates around as GRIER RICOCHETS OFF THE ROPES!! CHAMBERS SNATCHES HIM AND PLANTS HIM WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!!
Persephone: LARS GRIER ENDURES HIS FIRST COLLAPSE IN THIS MATCH AS HE QUICKLY GATHERS UP TO HIS FEET! Terry grounds him with a roundhouse kick across the chest, turns and rebounds off the ropes! HE SHOOTS UP FOR THE SENTON!! BUT GRIER CATCHES HIM INTO AN ARMBAR!! PERFECT TIMING AS GRIER HAS ‘THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE’ SINKED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!
James Peters: BUT CHAMBERS IS QUICK TO COUNTER! HE ROLLS HIM OVER AND SWITCHES IT INTO AN ANKLE LOCK!! WHAT A SEAMLESS TRANSITION INTO THE STANDING ANKLE LOCK!! GRIER ROLLS OVER AND SENDS CHAMBERS DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Rich Russillo: Both men get up to their feet at the same time! GRIER STICKS A BIG BOOT INTO THE FACE!! CHAMBERS REELS INTO THE ROPES AS GRIER COMES REBOUNDING AND BACK INTO HIM!!! HE CLOTHESLINES HIM OVER THE ROPES!
Persephone: BUT CHAMBERS YANKS HIM AND LAUNCHES GRIER OVER THE ROPES WITH A RELEASE BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! It wasn’t the second time, the charm for Grier while CHAMBERS RUNS THE ROPES!!! GRIER, WATCH OUT!!! TOPPPPPPAAAAA SUIIIICIDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
James Peters: CHAMBERS COMING OUT OF THE RING LIKE A SEEKING MISSILE, PROBABLY MOVING THE BARRICADE BACK A FEW INCHES AS HE NOW PICKS ‘CARION’ ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! OH NO!!! HE CARRIES HIM IN A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS RINGSIDE!!! AND LAUNCHES HIM INTO THE BARRICADE WITH A RELEASE POWERBOMB!
Rich Russillo: Grier severely plunges down the hardened barricade while Chambers inserts him back into the ring. He enters the ring and SPLASHES ONTO LARS GRIER WITH A RUNNING SENTON! BOTH LEGS HOOKED!
Persephone: KICK-OUT! Chambers now rises Grier up to his feet AND LANDS A BRUTAL KNIFE-EDGE CHOP ACROSS THE CHEST!!! Grier reels into the adjacent corner while Chambers follows and POUNDS HIS CHEST WITH ANOTHER CHOP BENEATH THE JAW! Terry now Irish whips him into the opposite corner and runs from behind!
Rich Russillo: GRIER STOPS HIM IN HIS TRACKS WITH ANOTHER BIG BOOT!! He sits on the top turnbuckle, leaps and jumps over the head of Chambers, rolling onto his feet and back. CHAMBERS TAKES HIM DOWN AND FLATTENS HIM DOWN WITH A SPLIT-LEGGED PINFALL!
James Peters: GRIER BRIDGES UP WHILE HIS ARMS WRAPPED AROUND HIS WAIST, ROTATING AROUND AND ATTEMPTING TO DRAG HIM DOWN INTO A LANDSLIDE PIN! BUT CHAMBERS MUSCLES GRIER AROUND AND PLACES HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS. WHAT THE!?!??!
Persephone: THE GORY DRIVER!!! WHERE DID CHAMBERS GET THAT FROM!?!? I’VE NEVER EVER SEEN HIM DO THAT MANEUVER AS HE NOW GOES FOR THE COVER!!
Rich Russillo: GRIER GETS HIS SHOULDER UP! Chambers introduces something new from his arsenal as he now pulls Grier up to his feet and situates him on the top turnbuckle. He joins him at the top as he clenches his tights. PERHAPS A SUPERPLEX?!?!
James Peters: NO!! Grier nails his broad back with downward fists as he gets higher on the turnbuckles and proceeds to slide down his back! SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB!! BUT CHAMBERS HOLD ON!! HE CLINGS TO THE ROPES AS GRIER TRIES TO THE BEST OF HIS ABILITY!! GRIER PULLS HIS HEAD, FORCING IT UPSIDE DOWN AS HE STICKS HIS FIST INTO HIS NOSE!!
Persephone: CHAMBERS MIGHT BE OUT FROM THAT POTENT PUNCH AS HE NOW RELEASES HIM FROM THE ROPES!! GRIER HOLDS ALL OF THAT WEIGHT ON HIS SHOULDERS AND RUNS WITH IT!! AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!!! COVER!!
ONE… TWO…. T-
Rich Russillo: CHAMBERS POPS HIS SHOULDER UP AT TWO!! A great feat of strength shown by ‘Carion’ while he now measures him up in the corner. Lars Grier aiming to put a conclusion to this main event as he motions for the finish! HE GRABS CHAMBERS BY THE SIDE!! DEADLIGHT DRIVE!!
James Peters: CHAMBERS RELENTLESSLY AND REPEATEDLY DRIVES HIS ELBOW INTO GRIER’S NECK!! GRIER RELEASES THE HOLD AS CHAMBERS PULLS HIM FORWARD AND BLASTS ‘CARION’ WITH A BRUTAL FOREARM SMASH! He successfully fends of Grier for a couple of seconds before running to the ropes.
Persephone: GRIER SHOOTS OFF THE GROUND AND EXPLODES ONTO CHAMBERS WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE!! ‘The Barbaric Carnivore’ is staggering as Grier turns and sprints into the ropes. CHAMBERS CIRCLES AROUND AND PUTS HIM IN THE SLEEPER HOLD!! THE FIRST STAGE OF THE LOCKED IN THE CHAMBERS APPLIED, BUT GRIER USES HIS POWER TO BACK TERRY INTO THE CORNER!!
Rich Russillo: Grier smashes him into the corner over and over again, causing Chambers to break off the hold. Grier shatters his jaw with a back elbow before dashing into the opposite corner. Just as GRIER WAS ABOUT TO BOUNCE OFF THE BUCKLES, CHAMBERS COMES IN AND PUMPKINS HIM WITH A CORNER ELBOW!! HE TWISTS AROUND AND DECKS HIM WITH A JUMPING ENZIGURI!
Persephone: Chambers calls that elbow-kick combination the ‘Random Act Of Violence’ as he rises up to his feet and stands tall in the opposite corner. Grier is seated in the buckles, stunned and out of it as CHAMBERS COMES CHARGING IN LIKE A MONSTER CAR!! CANNNNNONNNNBALLL!!! CHAMBERS PANCAKES HIM IN THE CORNER AS HE GOES FOR THE COVER!!
ONE…. TWO…. T-
James Peters: LARS GRIER KICKS-OUT! Chambers showcases once again why he is one of the most dangerous and dominant performers today as he slides beneath the bottom of the rope. He stalks Grier at ringside who is recuperating. CHAMBERS THROWS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS FACE FIRST!!
Rich Russillo: Grier is down-and-out on the ground, reclined against the cornered steel steps as CHAMBERS SCREAMS AND RUNS!!! CLEAR THE DECK!! ANOTHER CANNNNNNONNNNBALLLLLL!!!
Persephone: GRIER GETS OUT OF THE WAY AND CHAMBERS GOES CRASHING UNPROTECTED INTO THE HARD STEEL STEPS!! THAT’S GOT TO HURT!!
James Peters: That’s gotta hurt indeed! Chambers holds his neck in pain before Grier quickly pulls him up to his feet and places his head between his legs! HE HOISTS HIM INTO A POWERBOMB!!! WHAT IS THIS!??!?! POWERBOMB ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! GOD DAMN!!! Rich Russillo: Chambers now holding his neck in pain more than ever as Grier laughs in pain. He gets the same steel steps he crashed into and moves it away from the ringpost. He places it in front of the ramp as he has dangerous intentions in mind! He rolls in and out of the ring to reset the count.
Persephone: Chambers remains supine on the ramp as Grier goes to pull him closer to the steel steps. He lays him atop the steel steps before climbing the apron. CHAMBERS IS STILL OUT AS GRIER RUNS AND VAULTS OFF THE APRON!! DOUBLE FOOT STOMP ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!
Rich Russillo: NO!! CHAMBERS CATCHES GRIER AND PUTS HIM DOWN WITH NO MERCY ON THE STEEL STEPS WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX!! GRIER SCREECHES IN PAIN AS CHAMBERS GETS HIM INTO THE RING! ‘THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE’ LOOKS AT THE CROWD WITH DETERMINATION AS HE STEPS ONTO THE APRON!! LOOK AT GRIER!!!
James Peters: GORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEE!!!! GRIER SPEARS CHAMBERS OFF THE APRON AND INTO THE TOP OF THE STEEL STEPS!! OH MY GOD!!
Persephone: OH M- LOOK AT THAT!! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT DENT!
Rich Russillo: I HAVE NO WORDS! The sheer impact of that GORE literally hollowed a big dent into those steel steps!
James Peters: The referee shocked as he checks on both men! The audience is absolutely stunned by what they’ve seen as Grier gets onto his feet. He brings the subconscious Grier into the squared circle. Chambers stirs onto his feet as Grier goes over to grab him! DEADLIGHT DRIVE!! NOO!!! CHAMBERS PUSH HIM AWAY AND PICK HIM UP!! T-5!!
Persephone: CHAMBERS IS UNABLE TO AS GRIER ESCAPES! GRIER WITH A CLOTHESLINE STRIKE! CHAMBERS REELS INTO THE ROPES AND BACK, AND RESPONDS WITH A CLOTHESLINE STRIKE IN RETURN! Both men still standing after the clotheslines as GRIER TURNS AROUND! DISCUS FOREARM!! BLOCKED! CHAMBERS CLOCKS HIM WITH A HEADBUTT!
Rich Russillo: GRIER STUMBLES AND RICOCHETS!! GORE!!! CHAMBERS INTERCEPTS WITH A KNEE STRIKE AND WRAPS AROUND HIS NECK!! LOCKED IN THE CHAMBERS!!! GRIER TOPPLES HIM OVER HIS SHOULDERS! Chambers gets up and turns around to GRIER UP IN THE AIR! JUMPING CLOTHESLINE!!!
James Peters: CHAMBERS CATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR!! HE HAS HIM IN THE FIREMAN’S CARRY!! THIS COULD BE IT! T-5!!!!!!
( Chambers releases him for the patented T-5, but Grier’s feet manages to knock the referee out. )
Persephone: THERE GOES THE REFEREE!! LARS FEET SOMEHOW CONNECTED WITH THE REFEREE’S FACE TAKING THE OFFICIAL OUT OF THE OCCASION AS CHAMBERS IS CLUELESS WHILE HE GOES FOR THE COVER!! THERE’S NO REF TERRY!
Crowd: ONE….. TWO….. THREE….. FOUR…. FIVE….. SIX…. SEVEN….. EIGHT…..
Rich Russillo: They can count to one-hundred because the referee ain’t recovering any time soon! Chambers utterly disappointed and enraged as he got up to his feet. He surveys the field, brainstorming on what to do next as both Grier and the referee is down-and-out on the canvas.
James Peters: Chambers possesses a sinister smirk on his face as he begins to take Grier out of the ring. He leaves the referee asleep in the center of the ring while fixing his attention onto Lars Grier!! Grier is stumbling in the curve of the barricades, absolutely out of it as he gingerly rises up to his feet. CHAMBERS LOOKING TO TAKE A PAGE OUT OF GRIER’S BOOK!!!
Rich Russillo: SPEAR INTO THE BARRICADE!!!
Persephone: NO!!! GRIER WITH A CROWBAR ACROSS THE FACE!! WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GET THAT FROM!?!?!
James Peters: CHAMBERS IS BLACKED OUT!! ‘THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE’ HAS BEEN PACIFIED AS GRIER HAS A SELF-ASSURED SMILE ON HIS FACE! The referee is still asleep as Grier snatches Terry and slides him into the ring. All that dead weight at the expense of ‘Carion’! What we might witness may not be for the faint of heart!
Rich Russillo: Grier grips the handle of the crowbar with dastardly intentions in mind as he methodically enters the ring. This is academic at this point!
Persephone: Who the hell is that?
James Peters: Perse, keep your eyes on the match because you don’t want to miss this! GRIER HOLDS THE METAL CROWBAR HIGH IN THE AIR AS HE BRINGS IT DOWN ONTO GR-
( Ms. Extreme comes into the ring and yanks the crowbar out of Lars Grier’s hand. )
Persephone: MS. EXTREME TAKES THE CROWBAR RIGHT OUT OF HIS HANDS! GRIER CONFUSED AS HE TURNS AROUND TO THE SIGHT OF HER! He becomes aggravated, yelling at her to give it back as Ms. Extreme shakes her head and SWINGS IT FORWARD!
Rich Russillo: GRIER DUCKS AND EXTREME HITS THE CROWBAR ONTO THE CROWN OF CHAMBER’S HEAD!! OH NO!!!
James Peters: THAT WAS BY ACCIDENT!! GRIER COMES FROM BEHIND AND LAUNCHES MS. EXTREME OUT OF THE SQUARED CIRCLE AND SPLATTERING ONTO RINGSIDE AS GRIER GOES INTO THE CORNER!!!
Persephone: MS. EXTREME MADE A COLOSSAL MISTAKE AS GRIER IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF IT!! GRIER AGGRESSIVELY TAPS THE SHOULDER OF THE REFEREE, WAKING HIM UP AS CHAMBERS GETS UP TO HIS FEET!! ‘CARION’ COMES OFF THE CORNER!! THE GORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEE!!! COVERR!!!
ONE…….. TWO…… THREEE!!!!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!! LAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSS GRRIIIEERRRR!!
Persephone: WOW! Lars Grier captures a victory over the former EAW Interwire Champion and it’s all thanks to the malfunctioning of Ms. Extreme’s brain!
(Terry rolls out of the ring and drops down, and Ms. Extreme, who’s clearly upset over what happened, rushing to him to apologize. Lars lets the referee raise his hand and gives Ms. Extreme a lazy smile.
James Peters: Chambers willingly uses Ms. Extreme’s hand to help himself up to his feet. Chambers is attended to by our medical staff as Grier tediously reclines forward into the ropes. Ms. Extreme made a huge mistake, costing ‘The Barbaric Carnivore’ this match and I’m certain that Chambers doesn’t know that! MS. EXTREME IS BACK IN THE RING!!!
Rich Russillo: AND SHE SMASHES HER INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP ACROSS THE CROWN OF GRIER’S HEAD!!
James Peters: LARS GRIER IS DOWN-AND-OUT AS THE AUDIENCE’S POPS TO MS. EXTREME AS SHE STANDS OVER ‘CARION’S CORPSE! Extreme now grabs a microphone from ringside and gets back into the ring.
( Ms. Extreme crouches beside Grier’ unconscious body and moves the microphone closer to her mouth. )
Ms. Extreme: With or without the Interwire Championship, I told you that your time is coming. I’ll see you at Grand Rampage in some capacity, Lars!
Persephone: WAIT WHAT?
Rich Russillo: I believe Ms. Extreme may have just drawn the battle lines for Grand Rampage! Extreme making a statement here as she fires her first shot in terms of Grand Rampage.
(Ms. Extreme drops the microphone down on Lars’ corpse and holds the belt high in the air. “Gangsta” by New Years Day begins to play and the crowd pops huge for this.)
James Peters: Ladies and gentlemen, that’s it for Voltage! Grand Rampage is already starting to take shape! With Pain for Pride right around the corner, the Voltage roster seems bound and determined to make their presence felt! Terry Chambers and Rex McAllister will be in the Grand Rampage match itself!
Rich Russillo: Raven Roberts and Dr. Bethany Blue have expressed interest in the Universal Women’s Championship and the Specialists Championship respectively.
Persephone: And whether or not she remains the champion after next week’s Lumberjack, that dumb bitch Ms. Extreme is looking to face Lars Grier. What a night, I guess.
James Peters: :wow: For Rich Russillo and Persephone Tsitsipas, I’m James Peters. Goodnight.
(EAW logo buzzes.)