(Voltage’s intro video plays featuring the song “33rd Blakk Glass” by SosMula & ZillaKami, and we open up to the Resch Center in Green Bay, Wisconsin with MASSIVE gold and white pyro firing off from the stage, the titantron, the turnbuckles, and an incredible spectacle of lights prompting the capacity crowd to give every ounce of energy behind their applause. The camera transitions over to Rich Russillo and James Peters at the commentary booth.)
Rich Russillo: I can’t believe I’m saying this but….. WELCOME TO SUNDAY NIGHT VOLTAGE! It is an honor and a privilege to be sitting here on an EAW broadcast calling the action alongside my partner James Peters. You may know us from REVOLT! Pro Combat’s Resurgence and Rebellion but for those of you who don’t know me well you should probably get used to me because we make up the new Voltage commentary team!
James Peters: It’s great to be back partner. I was absolutely gutted following the conclusion of REVOLT 2 thinking I’d never call a match again. My wife almost left me because the checks stopped coming in. My house went in foreclosure, I started to apply for food stamps and welfare checks…. AND THEN EAW CALLED ME UP AND OFFERED ME THAT BAG NOW IT’S LIT!!! I GOT MONEY TO BLOW! I’M TAKING ALL SUGARBABY APPLICATIONS! MAKE DAT ASS CLAP FOR A CASH APP YA DIGG!
Rich Russillo: What the actual fuck?
James Peters: *ahem* Sorry sir I don’t know what just got into me. I was just overwhelmed with the excitement of being able to call such an amazing show and I can’t wait to get it started!
(‘Still Hungry’ by Adelitas Way hits to boos as Jackson Blayde makes his way out to the ring, he has on a rolex watch and some Louis Vuitton sunglasses while sporting an Burberry suit, he struts down the ring with confidence with Cherise holding his arm)
Rich Russillo: Jackson Blayde seems to be riding high off of his win last week against the National Elite Champion and boy is that a great reason to be. He is slowly but surely rising up the ranks here in EAW and proving that he belongs.
James Peters: Well The Enterprise didn’t just pick him to be their chosen one for no reason, the man exudes stardom and excellence.. just look at him!
(Cherise sits on the ropes to hold them open as Jackson makes his way inside of the ring with the music dying down and he is handed a microphone. He takes his sunglasses off before beginning to speak.)
Jackson: I won’t beat around the bush here, I’ll get straight to it. Last week the greatest rookie out of Memphis since Jaren Jackson Jr. made his presence felt in a major way and that was by laying waste to your so called National Elite… “Champ”. I say yours because he’s certainly not mine. He doesn’t look the part, for one he’s not even from this nation. For two, he is about as inconsistent as you can get. One minute he’s giving Daryl the fight of his life and the next Daryl is treating him like a ragdoll. Ladies and gentlemen of our EAW Universe, you don’t deserve me and you don’t deserve what it feels to experience a TRUE champion, but luckily for you all… I’m not doing what I do for you.
(The crowd boos)
Jackson: I have a lot of great things on the horizon, EAW management knows it, or at least the old EAW management who had a chance to bring this company to new heights under the vision of The Enteprise but unfortunately was conspired against by idiots who get dragged by POP. But I can’t let that hold me back any longer, I can’t sit in the back and watch as wrestler after wrestler comes out and be handed opportunity and delude myself into thinking “don’t worry Jackson your time will come”. No my time is now, nothing will happen unless I make it happen and this right here is me making it happen. I know that I am better than anybody you put in front of me, old geezer, wet behind the ears newcomer, shmuck who thinks we are currently living in his world, you put any of them in front of Jackson and I’ll show you what an ameuter looks like.
Cherise: Kinda like you did last week?
Jackson: Exactly like I did last week. Osamu Arcichida doesn’t deserve to hold that belt and he damn sure doesn’t deserve to come out here week after week and take up television time in order to appease affirmative action and the weird Japanese fetish that you neckbeards have these days. The only fetish that needs to be catered to is the fetish your wives have when they see this chiseled face and 229 pounds of pure muscle dominate week after week.
(Loud whistles can be heard from the thirsty middle aged ladies in the audience)
Cherise: You can’t really blame them. You have the look of a star, the talent of a star, the only thing you’re missing is that belt around your waist.
Jackson: Damn right, I DESERVE that belt around my waist. I proved it last week when I came out here and I made the champ look more like a chump. I left his slumped in a daze while my hand was raised in victory. I did it last week and I could do it any other week. I’ve seen the idiots on the internet saying I got “lucky” or that Osamu had an “off week”. That’s the thing, there ARE NO off weeks for me. And now that I think about it, I technically am entitled to a title shot considering I pinned that man clean on the mat last week. With that being said I ain’t going anywhere until I get my shot! Matt Daniels I know you’re back on the clock this week, so bring your ass out here and give me what you owe me!
(Moments go by as Jackson and Cherise wait with the crowd loudly booing at them holding the show until suddenly “Waves” by Kanye West hits to a loud pop as Matt Daniels makes his way out in front of the crowd for the first time since Wicked Games, he has on his usual attire of denim jeans and a grey t-shirt with a blazer over it. He enters the ring as Jackson stares him down with a tense look.)
Jackson: I can’t wait to see what creative way you come up with to screw me this time.
Matt Daniels: Calm down, at least let me speak. Listen, I understand your time here on Voltage hasn’t necessarily been the most eventful since The Enterprise were forced to go their own way but I do think that you need to take responsibility. YOU chose to go against me and unfortunately it didn’t go the way you hoped. That’s not my fault. It’s yours for aligning with a group who couldn’t fight hard enough to keep their positions of power, leaving you to fend for yourself. However, I’m not here to hold grudges about the past or purposefully hold you down. The past is the past and now it’s time to focus on the future putting our differences behind us.
Jackson: Yeah yeah whatever, get your clock cleaned by POP now you’re Gandhi. I just want my title match old man. Thank you could make yourself useful and grant it?
Matt Daniels: I mean I could, but I don’t like your tone quite frankly.
Jackson: And I don’t like the fact that you wear blazers over t shirts and I still have to tolerate you so I guess we’re even. So whatdya say?
Matt Daniels: You know what, I may not like you but I can’t deny what you bring to the table. You’re ambitious and you talk so much crap and market yourself in a way that people actually buy what you’re selling them. So I’ll give you a chance to put your money where your mouth is. Next week you face Osamu Arcichida for the National Elite Championship and the winner goes to Road to Redemption to defend the title against…. an opponent of my choice!
Jackson: Finally a good decision out of you.. I would say you won’t regret it, but we all know it’s going to kill you to see me finally reach my destiny next week. I’d stay away from the monitors if I were you.
(Jackson Blayde adjusts his tie and puts his sunglasses back on as ‘Still Hungry’ picks back up. Him and Cherise exit the ring making their way back down the ramp as Matt Daniels looks on from the ring, suddenly midway “Eyes on Fire” by Zed’s Dead hits to cheers as Osamu Arcichida makes his way out purposefully before Jackson and Cherise can finish making their way to the back.)
James Peters: Well it looks like Osamu came to get an up and close look at his opponent next week as he makes his way up the ramp for his upcoming match but Jackson doesn’t seem to have taken the fact that he’s been interrupted lightly. The two now lock in looks and are exchanging words and BAH GAWD A STIFF RIGHT ARM TO THE JAW OF OSAMU FROM JACKSON RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR VERBAL EXCHANGE! JACKSON KNOCKS OSAMU OFF OF HIS FEET WITH THAT IMPACT AND HE BEGINS CLOBBERING ON TOP OF HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RAMP WITH PUNCH AFTER PUNCH AFTER PUNCH! WHERES THE SECURITY? SOMEBODY STOP THIS MAN! JACKSON IS NOW BASHING OSAMU’S HEAD ON THE RAMP TO A BLOODY PULP THIS MAN IS GONNA GET CTE IF HE DOESN’T STOP! BY THE LOOKS OF IT JACKSON MIGHT HAVE CTE HIMSELF AND THESE ARE THE RESULTS OF IT BECAUSE HE HAS JUST BLACKED OUT! CHERISE FINALLY CALLS HIM OFF OF OSAMU…
Rich Russillo: He’s like a man possessed right now, he’s sending a message for next week!
James Peters: BUT NOW JACKSON DRAGS OSAMU’S LIFELESS BODY DOWN THE RAMP TOWARDS THE RING, HEAD FIRST. JACKSON PLACES OSAMU’S BACK ON THE STEEL STEPS, HE TAKES SEVERAL STEPS BACK UNTIL HE BACKS ALL THE WAY TO THE OPPOSITE FACING BARRICADE….. AND HE GETS A RUNNING START AS THE RUNNING BOOT CONNECTS ONTO OSAMU’S HEAD ONTO THE STEEL STEPS! OSAMU IS DONE HERE AND JACKSON IS JUST GETTING STARTED. JACKSON PICKS UP THE NATIONAL ELITE TITLE AND HOLDS IT IN THE AIR TO THE CROWD MUCH TO THE DISMAY OF THE FANS. WHILE HE’S TAUNTING CHERISE THROWS OSAMU INTO THE RING, MATT DANIELS JUST STANDS THERE WITH A DISTURBED LOOK ON HIS FACE AS HE STARES AT THE LAID OUT OSAMU IN FRONT OF HIS FEET.
(Jackson Blayde re-enters the ring)
Jackson: You see this Matt?! This is your fault! This is your champ?! You deserve better..
James Peters: UH OH AND IT LOOKS LIKE JACKSON INTENDS TO SHOW HIM WHAT BETTER LOOKS LIKE BECAUSE HE PICKS UP OSAMU AND TAKES HIM TO THE TOP ROPE FOR…. COULD IT BE???? YES…. THE ROYAL CROWN BREAKER!!!! THE PACKAG PILEDRIVER CONNECTS OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND OSAMU IS OFFICIALLY LIFELESS I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW HE’S GOING TO PERFORM TONIGHT, MATT IS FINALLY YELLING AT JACKSON AND CALLING HIM OFF FORCING HIM TO LEAVE THE RING AS JACKSON OBLIGES WITH A HUGE SMIRK ON HIS FACE! HIM AND CHERISE EXIT THE RING TO A SEA OF BOOS AND A HUGE SCOLD ON MATT DANIELS FACE APPEARS, IF ONLY LOOKS COULD KILL! THE EMT’S AND PARAMEDICS NOW MAKE THEIR WAY OUT TO THE RING WITH A STRETCHER IN HAND…
Rich Russillo: I think Jackson may have taken things a little too far, this has gotten out of hand. The EMT’s rush down to check on Osamu as Matt Daniels guides them to stretcher him out of here. This isn’t a pretty scene ladies and gentlemen I just hope Osamu can make it to Voltage next week to defend his championship. We’ll keep you updated on his condition as we learn the latest.
(Camera focuses on Osamu being stretchered out with a neck brace on. It transitions to Prince of Phenomenal backstage looking on at the monitor in disappointment.)
POP: Well, I guess I gotta make a statement another way this week.
(EAW Cares commercial featuring Malcolm Jones giving away gifts to underprivileged families in his hometown of Harlem, NY)
(Don’t miss as Sofia Clarke hosts a very special edition of the Prestige Ladder live on the EAW Network where she counts down the top EAW moments of 2018)
(Voltage comes back on air as ‘Don’t Stop’ by InnerPartySystem plays as Noah Reigner walks out on stage accompanied by Evelyn Ridley. He makes his way to the ring as Bella Braxton introduces him.)
Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring.. From, Seattle, Washington.. Weighing in, at 184 pounds… NOAHHHHHH.. REIGNERRR!!!!
James Peters: Mr. CITV still with that briefcase in hand as he makes his way to the ring. I can just sense week after week we’re getting closer to a cash in, I can feel it!
Rich Russillo: Well word backstage is that Noah has not been happy with his position here on Voltage lately and wants to take matters into his own hands sooner than later and that could spell trouble for every competitor in that Road to Redemption Chamber. If I was Matt Daniels I’d give that man some competition and I’d do it quick!
(‘Brains Flew By (1964 version)’ by Westside Gunn plays as the Visual Prophet follows.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent.. From, Long Island, New York… Weighing in, at 285 pounds.. THE VISUALLLL PROPHETT!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: This right here is the man who is banking on being that competition that Noah has been craving. One of the faces of Battleground finally making his way to the main roster and something tells me there is going to be great things on the horizon for the Visual Prophet!
James Peters: What a debut it’d be if he managed to knock off Noah Reigner on his debut!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: The match is now underway as Noah Reigner and the Visual Prophet lock up. Noah Reigner slips behind V.P, but Vizzy hits Reigner with two back elbows, sending him back into the ropes. Noah bounces off the ropes and he ducks a clothesline, but as he reaches the opposite side V.P charges at him with a second, sending him over the ropes! V.P rolls out of the ring and Noah hits him with a hard right. V.P is stumbling back, and Noah grabs him and attempts to throw him into the ring post. V.P stops himself with his foot, and instead slams Reigner’s head into the apron, before rolling him into the ring at a count of six. V.P gets back into the ring as Noah backs up into the ropes. V.P charges at him once again, but is met with a boot by Reigner, before Noah hits a huge clubbing blow on Vizzy. Noah now puts V.P in a rear chinlock, attempting to wear him out. Noah not giving V.P any time to breathe, as he tightens the hold, and they are in the center of the ring, so V.P has no chance of getting to the ropes.
Rich Russillo: V.P now, is trying to get to his feet, but can he? He’s starting to get himself up, and he drives multiple elbows into the midsection of Noah, finally releasing the chinlock. V.P goes into the corner to attempt to catch his breath, but Noah hits a huge Clothesline from behind, not allowing him time to recover! Noah picks VP up onto his knees, and he backs up, possibly trying to end this early with the Killshot! Noah charges in, but V.P hits a huge back body drop on Noah! Noah attempts to roll out but V.P picks him right back up, with Noah on the apron. V.P now, just tosses Reigner right back into the ring, before going for a cover!
James Peters: Reigner kicks out but V.P now stomps on the midsection of Noah, before putting him into a headlock of his own. Reigner is near the ropes, but he’s struggling to reach for them as V.P keeps him in the hold. Noah manages to grab V.P’s neck, and hits a snapmare, freeing him of the headlock. Both men get back to their feet, and start to circle the ring. They go back into a collar and elbow tie up, but this time V.P is able to easily outpower Reinger, pushing him all the way into the corner, keeping him there until the count of five. V.P lets go, but charges right back at Noah, but Noah moves out of the way, sending Vizzy into the corner, before hitting him with a running knee in the corner! Noah isn’t done there, as he charges in again, hitting a clothesline in the corner! He backs up again, still not finished! Noah charges in one more time but V.P blasts him with a Clothesline out of the corner! V.P picks Noah up from right off the ground, showing his strength with a body slam! Noah crawling to the corner now, and V.P charges right at Noah once again!
Rich Russillo: Noah gets out of the way, and V.P crashes into the corner! Noah rolls up Vizzy now!
Rich Russillo: V.P kicks out, but Noah immediately picks him up onto his feet, and lifts him up, hitting a Cross-Legged Brainbuster! A second cover now by Reigner!
Rich Russillo: And V.P is able to grab the ropes, forcing the rope break, before pulling himself outside the ring to try and make it to his feet. Noah though, runs off the ropes, and hits A SUICIDE DIVE ON V.P!!!! Noah runs the ropes again, and hits a second! Noah is fired up, and he goes for it a third time, but is met with A HEADBUTT!! Both men are down, as V.P just threw his head at Noah, who was flying through the ropes for a third dive! The Visual Prophet, with a move to even the odds while the referee is at a three count!
Referee: Four!… Five!… Six!..
James Peters: V.P is pulling himself up with the barricade, and tosses Noah back into the ring while he rolls in himself. Noah though, rolls right to the other side of the ring, rolling out to make some space. V.P slowly walks over and steps out the ring, but Noah sweeps his leg, dropping V.P off of the apron! Noah taking a few extra seconds to recover before picking V.P back up, and now slamming his head into the ringpost, succeeding this time. Noah follows this up now by slamming his head on the apron, and tossing him into the barricade! Noah drags V.P back up before once again throwing him into the barricade! Noah now breaks the count, but runs back into the ring, waiting for Vizzy to get back up. Slowly, V.P once again gets to his feet, and NOW REIGNER HITS THE THIRD SUICIDE DIVE!!!! Noah rolls V.P back into the ring and tries to cover him, but V.P grabs onto the ropes! Noah though, just starts stomping all over V.P, before the referee is forced to break it up. Noah goes after V.P again but is met with a roll up!
James Peters: Noah kicks out! The two men now get back to their feet slowly, and V.P hits a gut kick on Noah. V.P is just clobbering Noah, with blow after blow, sending Noah backing into the corner. V.P now just stomping out Noah, before backing up. V.P charges in, BUT IS MET WITH A FOREARM, FOLLOWED BY THE HOUSE EDGE!!!! THE COVER NOW BY NOAH!!!!
Rich Russillo: AND V.P GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!! Noah is shocked, as he just hit the House Edge, which he believes should have ended this already. Noah, still in disbelief is just resting at the corner, catching his breath. Noah though is now arguing with the referee, still in disbelief. Noah turns around to V.P and is ONCE AGAIN MET WITH A ROLL UP!!!!
Rich Russillo: Noah kicks out, but this is exactly what he needs to avoid, giving V.P time to recover. Noah though is still able to get up before V.P, but neither are able to capitalize on each other, and instead back up into opposite corners. The two men charge at each other now, with V.P attempting a clothesline but Noah ducks it, Noah now attempts a kick but V.P catches it, Vizzy now spins him around, BACK DAT AZZZZ!!!! V.P FALLS INTO THE COVER!!!
Rich Russillo: AND YET NOAH IS STILL ABLE TO GET THE SHOULDER UP!!! V.P IS FRUSTRATED!!! This match somehow is still going on, and so many times now, we all thought it was over! But no, Noah Reigner is still in it! V.P, has no idea what to do at this point. V.P, just stomping on the grounded Noah, visibly angry that this isn’t over. He asks the ref one more time to make sure, and yes, this match is still on!
James Peters: V.P, drags Noah onto the top rope, and attempts a Superplex, but Noah is able to push him off! And now Noah hits a diving dropkick on V.P to even the playing field! Both men slowly are able to get back to their feet, with both of them needing to use the ropes. The two men once again attempt a collar and elbow tie up, but neither of them have the energy for it, and resort to trading blows, back and forth! Neither man, able to get the advantage, but they are slowing down with each blow! Noah though, swings wildly, and V.P ducks a lariat, following it up with a headbutt! V.P, thinking it’s time! He grabs Noah by the throat, and he’s looking for the home run! But Noah kicking V.P in the midsection, multiple times for V.P to release it. V.P turns his back on Noah, leaving him to hit a neckbreaker! Noah backing up now, and it looks like it’s him ready to hit the ending move now! V.P, now, struggling to get up. Meanwhile Noah charges in, RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF V.P!!! V.P ATTEMPTING THE 99 PROBLEMZ!!! But once again Noah is able to free himself, and he pushes V.P into the ropes. V.P rebounds off of it, RIGHT INTO THE KILLSHOT BY REIGNER!!!! THAT’S IT!!! THE COVER NOW BY NOAH REIGNER!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner…. NOAHHHHH… REIGNERRR!!!!!!!
(‘Don’t Stop’ by InnerPartySystem blasts as Noah Reigner gets to his feet, as he is victorious.)
James Peters: A tough loss for The Visual Prophet, but this was a hard fought battle for both men.
Rich Russillo: Helluva main roster debut by Vizzy, this man might have a future in EAW if this is what we can expect from him every week. It’s no wonder he was a standout on Battleground!
(Noah Reigner stands in the middle of the ring as he is joined by Evelyn Ridley who hands him a microphone)
Noah Reigner: I’m going to say this loud and clear and put this whole brand on notice before I ruin a lot of peoples dreams. Visual Prophet, you’re a great competitor and you have a future on this show… but now ain’t your time. With that being said, I want more. I want the best of the best and I’m tired of sitting around waiting. Now obviously I can cash in this briefcase any time I want and become the World Heavyweight Champion but in the interim I refuse to sit around and watch as the likes of Impact, Charlie, Daryl, POP, and LC…. all men who I’m better than by the way, think that they’re simply going to win the title and everything will be fine. No, ask Rex about me. Ask him how he sleeps at night, how he looks over his shoulder every other moment, how holding this championship is bittersweet because there’s no way he could ever be at ease knowing that any given moment he could be hit with an Assault Rifle. It’s the harsh reality of being world champion while on the same brand as me and that’s with or without the briefcase. The briefcase gives me the opportunity to take advantage of a vulnerable situation but I don’t NEED that. I can simply defeat anybody I please one on one and I don’t think people realize that. I think people have started to forget why exactly I became Mr. CITV in the first place, or the fact that I went undefeated in Season 11, and I think it’s time to wake them up.
Evelyn Ridley: I couldn’t agree more. As the time gets closer and closer for you to reach your destiny and become world champion, you can’t sit around in the interim. There’s no days off for House Reigner and we want to get out hands dirty…. so we’d advise you to give us what we want before we start taking matters into our own hands..
(Suddenly, Sofia Clarke begins marching down the ramp to cheers and whistles, much to the confusion of Noah & Evelyn. She enters the ring and addresses the two.)
Sofia Clarke: I know you guys aren’t the biggest fans of me, but I’m out here on behalf of the commissioner and he wanted me to relay a message to you…. a proposal of sorts.
Noah Reigner: Well, shoot.
Sofia Clarke: Okay, so while most of the prominent names of Voltage are all booked up in a match against one another already, he DOES have one free open spot for you elsewhere.
Noah Reigner: Elsewhere? When I decided to face Ahren and teach him a lesson I wasn’t expecting to be stuck in a never ending streak of pointless interbranded matches to follow it. I am a VOLTAGE elitist, how many other brands are going to try to profit off of being associated with my name?
Sofia Clarke: Well there is an incentive of sorts.
Noah Reigner: Is that right?
Sofia Clarke: Indeed. The match already has one confirmed competitor, it is a fatal four way with all four brands having a representative. This is exactly the type of competition you’re looking for. So far the only confirmed person in this match is Jack Ripley, and the winner bypasses the tournament aspect of King of Elite and goes straight to the finals. Now I know you’ll probably find it counterproductive to the fact that you’re already Mr. Cash in the Vault so you don’t necessarily NEED King of Elite, but a light flex never hurt anybody. Not only is this an opportunity to assert your superiority over the other brands representatives, but this is also an opportunity to make history and call yourself the first man to ever win King of Elite and Cash in the Vault in the same 12 month period. A lot to gain from this opportunity, and little to lose if you ask me.
Noah Reigner: Well losing is never an option for me, House Always Wins. With that said… King Noah does have a nice little ring to it. You know what, I’ll take it.
Sofia Clarke: Alright, I’ll inform the commissioner ASAP, good luck!
Noah Reigner: Save that for my opponents. I got history to chase.
(Noah and Evelyn bypass Sofia as they leave the ring and “Don’t Stop” picks back up, Noah and Evelyn make their way back up the ramp as Sofia looks on from the ring)
(Camera transitions to a cell phone quality video as VIP is seen tip toeing in the woods of an undisclosed area)
VIP: Aye this thing on? Yeah we live! Wassup y’all, it’s your boy Vincent I Pride back with another one that the powers that be don’t want you to see! Last week I had a production member with me to record me running up in EAW Headquarters demanding answers but I guess they scared of the truth. This week I done hacked into the broadcast feed and I got one of my homies recording me straight off the iPhone XS! I would show y’all the OVO Phone case but I ain’t tryna accidentally drop that shit and then the screen cracked. Speaking of which, I hope y’all put a cover over the camera because the government can easily tap in and look in on you. Just imagine some 50 year old cac snooping in when your chicks be touching themselves to videos of VIP thinking they in private. But anyways I’m gettin off track. You probably wondering what the fuck I’m doin in the woods and have all types of questions. No I’m not in West Bumblefuck Connecticut visiting the chairman Mr. DEDEDE, but I am visiting one of EAW’s founders.
(VIP continues walking through the trail in the woods as he talks)
VIP: No not Ronn Banks, the guy always getting the undeserved credit for EAW. No not Mak, the other guy people mention when they don’t wanna give Ronn credit. Nah fam I’m digging DEEP deep! I’m digging deeper than that fat fuck from Space Jam who was looking after Michael Jordan, cuz I need some damn answers. So I’ve decided to visit a man who has been shunned from EAW’s history, a man who sacrificed his blood, sweat, and tears building EAW to becoming the juggernaut we know it to be today just for his name to be silenced by the powers that be! And hmmm I wonder why that is? Well we finally gonna get some damn answers about that and many many more EAW conspiracies I been looking into. EAW you got some explaining to do and I ain’t gonna stop till I get them answers. They gonna have to assassinate me word to 2Pac!
VIP: I think I see the house, “69 Mime Street”, wow this really is in the middle of nowhere. This shit type creepy I ain’t even gonna lie breh…. But not more creepy than the skeletons that lie in EAW’s closet and we gonna expose them all so-
(The screen turns staticky as the feed abruptly shuts off and fades to black)
( DING! DING! DING! )
Bella Braxton: The following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall.
( “It Follows” by Cane Hill blasts through the speaker as Xander walks onto the stage, scanning the crowd in attendance )
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, from Brampton, Ontario, weighing in at 255 pounds, XAAAAANDERRRRR PAAAAAYYYYYNEEE!!
James Peters: Here we are in our co-main event of the evening as we’re witnessing the entrance of the former New Breed Champion, Xander Payne, about to have a match with the no.1 on Voltage, the EAW World Heavyweight Champion, Rex McAllister.
Rich Russillo: Rex McAllister is the favourite here, but you can never be sure when it comes to Xander Payne. He can find a way to win the match within the blink of the eye.
James Peters: A win over Rex would be huge for Xander, but it’s unlikely to happen. Rex is just too good for him.
( “Still Unbroken” Lynyrd Skynyrd starts playing as Rex McAllister makes his entrance with the EAW World Heavyweight Championship strapped around his waist as most of the crowd cheers him. )
Bella Braxton: Introducing his opponent, from Sea Isle, New Jersey, weighing in at 238 pounds, REEEEX MCAAAALLIIIIISTEEEEER!!
Rich Russillo: And here is the champion…
James Peters: …
( DING! DING! DING! )
James Peters: And we’re officially underway as both Xander and Rex keep the distance between each other, before Xander goes forward and applies the armlock on Rex, but Rex quickly turns around and twists Xander’s arm from behind, but Xander rolls on the floor and is able to escape the lock. However McAllister smashes a fist right on Payne’s skull, but Payne answers back with a big punch across the face of Rex. Xander now with a kick on the side of the leg hurting Rex a tad bit, but Xander follows it with an elbow AND A KICK TO THE MID SECTION! XANDER RUNS TO THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A KNEE ON THE FACE OF THE WHC!
Rich Russillo: Xander picking up momentum early in the match, however this could be critical for him to inflict some damage on the World Heavyweight Champion. AND XANDER PAYNE WITH A SNAP DDT ON REX MCALLISTER PLANTING HIM DOWN! XANDER CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH A FROG SPLASH… NO!! REX ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY AND XANDER IS SENT CRASHING CHEST FIRST ON THE MAT! HOLY SHIT!
James Peters: Rex picks Xander up and connects with a spinebuster as Xander falls senseless on the floor. REX EXTENDS HIS ARMS AROUND XANDER’S NECK AND APPLIES THE GROUNDED SLEEPER HOLD IN! XANDER IS CHOKING, BUT THERE’S NOTHING HE CAN DO! REX TIES XANDER’S MIDSECTION WITH HIS LEGS AND XANDER NOW IS PARALYSED! HE CAN DO NOTHING TO ESCAPE! THIS COULD BE IT LADIES AND GENTS!
Rich Russillo: BUT WHAT THE HELL?! THAT’S PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL APPROACHING THE RING! WHAT DOES HE THINK HE’S DOING? YOU CAN’T JUST SHOW UP WHENEVER YOU WANT, ESPECIALLY IN THE MATCH WHERE THE WHC IS FIGHTING!
James Peters: Rex breaks the submission and frustrated starts yelling at POP!
Rex *off mic*: What the hell do you want here? Go away and let me finish this match!
James Peters: Look at the grin on POP’s face AS XANDER ROLLS REX UP!
Ref: ONE!!.. TWO!!..
James Peters: Kickout by Rex McAllister! POP almost cost him the match right there as Rex is hella distracted right now! Rex is on his knee’s AS XANDER CONNECTS WITH A SIDEKICK RIGHT ON THE JAW OF REX KNOCKING THE LIGHTS OUT OF HIM! Xander drags Rex to the corner as he starts washing up Rex’s face with his boot, Xander continuously applying pressure into Rex’s head! Xander backs up to the opposite corner AND CONNECTS WITH A CANNONBALL ON REX! Xander opens his hands in dominance as he flexes and mocks Rex, but the crowd isn’t really liking that.
Rich Russillo: That’s typical Xander Payne there. He tries to get into his opponent’s head and play mindgames with them, which has previously led him into many victories. This could be the case here tonight too, not mentioning the presence of POP will make Rex even more distracted and Payne could use it into his own advantage.
James Peters: Xander picks Rex up and irish whips him to the ropes as XANDER COULD BE LOOKING FOR THE POP-UP POWERBOMB, BUT REX WITH A FLYING KNEE RIGHT ON THE JAW OF XANDER KNOCKING HIM OUT COLD! HOLY SHIT WHAT AN IMPACT! DID YOU HEAR THE SOUND XANDER’S JAW MADE? THAT KNEE COULD’VE BREAKED PAYNE’S JAW! Rex is standing down on the floor like the predator waiting for his prey as a diabolic grin can be seen on his face. Xander slowly gets back up AND REX WITH A RUNNING JUMPING DDT PLANTING XANDER PAYNE ON THE FLOOR! REX WITH THE COVER!
Ref: ONE!!.. TWO!!..
Rich Russillo: BUT PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL ROLLS INTO THE RING FORCING THE REFEREE TO BREAK THE COUNT AND BACK OUT! REX IS FURIOUS AS HE ATTEMPTS TO GET OUT OF THE RING CHASING DOWN POP! REX WOULD’VE WON NOW IF REX WASN’T INVOLVED! REX AND POP MAKING CIRCLES AROUND THE RING AS OUT OF NOWHERE XANDER PAYNE CONNECTS WITH A SUICIDE DIVE ON REX IN THE OUTSIDE! HOLY GOD THIS MATCH IS GOING FULL EXTREME ANSWERS WRESTLING! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN, BUT REX IS CLEARLY MORE HURT! XANDER GETS FIRST ON HIS FEET AND ATTEMPTS TO SLAM REX FACE FIRST INTO THE APRON, BUT REX HOLDS ON AND SENDS XANDER CRASHING THROUGH THE STEEL STAIRS!
James Peters: The referee’s count has reached 5, but Rex enters the ring to break it up. Xander barely makes it to his feet and he starts climbing the ring ropes, BUT REX WITH A SPEAR SENDING XANDER CRASHING AND BURNING ON THE FLOOR! OH MY GOD THESE MEN ARE OUT OF THEIR MINDS! XANDER PAYNE IS IN A WORLD OF PAIN RIGHT NOW, BUT REX DOESN’T CARE, HE WANTS TO WIN THIS MATCH BY ANY COST! POP ON THE OTHER HAND BACKS DOWN AS SOON AS REX STARES AT HIM. MCALLISTER NOW GETS XANDER BACK INTO THE RING AS HE STARTS STOMPING HIM DOWN AS HE LIFTS HIM UP FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! HE’S NOT DONE YET AS HE GOES FOR ANOTHER ONE! AND A THIRD!
Crowd: FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE!
Rich Russillo: NINE GERMAN SUPLEXES BY REX! HE GIVES THE LAST TOUCH WITH AN OLYPIC SLAM AND XANDER CAN BARELY MOVE! THE INCREDIBLE ENDURANCE OF REX MCALLISTER IS A MAJOR FACTOR FOR HIM BEING A CHAMPION AND HE’S SHOWING IT HERE TONIGHT WHY HE IS!
James Peters: However Xander rolls on the outside getting his stamina back as Rex does the same thing. Both men caused a lot of damage to each other by doing some crazy stuff, just for one victory. That ladies and gents is the reason why Voltage is the top show on EAW. Our roster gives their 150% each and every night, with a passion that nobody has seen before. Anyways let’s focus back into the match as Xander is back inside and Rex goes for a punch, but Xander blocks it and connects with on of his own, THEN HE GOES WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION AND ANOTHER ONE JUST FOR MORE EFFECT! XANDER TRIES TO IRISH WHIP REX ON THE CORNER, BUT IT’S REX WHO DOES, HOWEVER XANDER CHARGES RIGHT BACK AT REX WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO REX, BUT OH, REX DUCKS AND THE CLOTHESLINE TURNS THE REFEREE INSIDE AND OUT! THE REFEREE IS OUT!
Rich Russillo: HOWEVER REX WITH THE REX EFFECT OUT OF NOWHERE! REX GOES FOR THE COVER BUT THE REFEREE ISN’T CAPABLE FOR IT YET! REX GETS UP AND TRIES TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO, BUT AS SOON AS HE TURNS AROUND THERE IS PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL WITH THE SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SMASH! THE REFEREE SAW NOTHING! XANDER PAYNE SLOWLY CLIMBS THE TOP ROPE… 450 SPLASH! XANDER DRAGS THE REFEREE TO MAKE THE COVER!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “It Follows” by Cane Hill starts playing once again as Xander Payne celebrates his victory while POP gets out of the stage without looking back. )
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner by pinfall, XANDEEEEEER PAYNEEEEEEEE!!!
James Peters: Xander Payne got a victory over the EAW World Heavyweight Champion, but the way he did doesn’t seem well deserved! After POP saving the match for him multiple times, he finally got the pin. However if POP wasn’t there, the match would’ve turned out in another way.
Rich Russillo: It doesn’t really matter, James. Xander Payne got the victory and it means huge momentum for him. He’s the bad guy after all, so don’t expect him to win clean every time.
(Ralph Lauren Polo Commercial Starring Prince of Phenomenal promoting their new line of cardigans)
(Hennessy commercial starring Amber Keys)
(Camera transitions to backstage where Matt Daniels is pacing back and forth in the hall on his phone)
Matt Daniels: He’s going to be out for how long?
Matt Daniels: Dammit man, he had a title defense next week and now it’s ruined.
Matt Daniels: Yeah, I know, it’s unfortunate but I’m going to have to do it. With Road to Redemption coming up that championship absolutely HAS to be on the line somehow someway.
Matt Daniels: So you’re 100% positive that there is no way he’s going to be able to be back sooner than intended?
Matt Daniels: Damn, alright.
(Matt looks towards an intern standing across the hall)
Matt Daniels: Hey, you! You don’t get school credits to sit there texting young man. Make yourself useful by logging onto the EAW twitter account and announcing that Osamu Arcicida has suffered a multiple of neck injuries and is currently at a local medical facility being evaluated and tended to. X-Rays have come back positive and therefore he will be forced to relinquish the National Elite Championship.
Intern: Sorry boss, I’m on it right now!
???: What’s this I hear?
(Matt Daniels turns around to see a smirking Xander Payne who is rubbing his hands in excitement)
Xander Payne: I don’t know if you’ve been watching your own product or not. POP told me you have an issue with doing that, however, if you do you would have saw what I just did out there.
Matt Daniels: I saw what you did out there with the help o-
Xander Payne: Just stop right there. I didn’t need any help, what was destined to be was going to be regardless. Besides, a win is a win. That’s my second win in a row and it was against the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT Champion, now that’s gotta count for something! I saw Jackson lobby his way into a title shot off of beating a lower ranking champion and quite frankly, a less impressive one. This is Rex McAllister we’re talking about here, the two time world champ and future hall of famer. Not some inconsistent chump who should’ve stayed dead alongside NEO.
Matt Daniels: I don’t know Xander. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. You’ve gone on quite the downward spiral since losing the New Breed Championship so how can I justify a National Elite Championship shot?
Xander Payne: It’ll be justified by my work inside of that ring, simple as that. Let’s not forget, unlike some people I represented Voltage in the best way when I walked to Drake King’s home turf and kicked his ass on Showdown. Not only asserting my dominance, but asserting Voltage’s as well. You benefited off of that win just as much as I did and we all know you love a good ol getting one over on the other brands.
Matt Daniels: You know, you’re so lucky that half of the damn roster will be occupied in the chamber and I don’t have much other options because you and especially Jackson after tonight are the last two people I’d ever go with. But I guess I don’t have much choices and we need a new champ crowned, so there you have it. Xander Payne versus Jackson Blayde at Road to Redemption for the National Elite Championship. Try not to stink it up this time.
Xander Payne: Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to watch your performance at Wicked Games on loop for reference of what NOT to do in that ring.
(Matt’s expression immediately changes to an angry one as Xander sarcastically pats him on the back and walks off)
(Commercial break for peanut butter. “I wish I were as GOAT as jelly because jelly also comes in strawberry.”)
(‘Blackout’ by Company Flow begins playing across the PA system and after a moment, Lethal Consequences makes his way down to the ring. The fans greet the Hall of Famer with a mixed reaction. LC looks focused and ready for this championship match, as well as the upcoming opportunity he has at Road to Redemption. All four men involved in the main event tonight will be in the Extreme Elimination Chamber fighting for the opportunity to become the EAW World Heavyweight Champion. LC slips into the ring and takes a corner, and his music fades out.
It’s replaced by ‘Can I Live” by Jay-Z’. White lights in the arena flicker to radiate so brilliantly it almost temporarily blinds the audience. Impact emerges from the backstage area and takes several steps down the ramp. As usual, his eyes are closed, because he refuses to acknowledge the crowd. After a moment, his emotionless eyes widen and he begins walking to the ring. He pays no attention to the crowd, nods his head at LC after he gets inside the ring, and both men stand silently in their corner waiting for the Unified Tag Team Champions to make their way out.
Once Impact’s music fades and the lights return to normal, “Glory” by The Score begins to play. Daryl Kinkade bursts out from behind the curtain and runs to the edge of the stage, holding up his half of the Unified Tag Team Championships. He makes his way to the other side of the stage hyping up the crowd as he does. Charlie ‘The Hottest Man In EAW’ Marr casually strolls out behind him, championship casually slung over his shoulder, and starts to head down to the ring, ignoring both his partner and the crowd. Kinkade jogs down to Marr, giving out high fives as goes. The pair climb into the ring, Kinkade mounting the turnbuckle while Marr leans against the ropes.
Lethal Consequences and Impact are not impressed.
After a moment, Bella Braxton steps forward, and MarrKade’s theme music fades. The fans inside the building also quiet down.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Bella Braxton: AND IT’S FOR THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!!
(The crowd pops huge for this.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST… WE HAVE OUR CHALLENGERS!!!! AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 470 POUNDS… THEY ARE GENERATION GENESIS… IMMPPPAAAACCCCCTTTTTT ANNDDD LEETTTHHHHAAAAALLLLLL COOOOONNNNNSSSSEEEEQQQUUUUEEEENNNNCCCCEEESSSSS!!!!
(The crowd again gives the two Hall of Famer mixed reactions.)
Bella Braxton: AND THEIR OPPONENTS… AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 440 POUNDS… THEY ARE THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS… CHHAAARRRRLLLLLIIIIIIEEEEEE MAAARRRRRRRRR AAANNNNDDDDD DAARRRYYYYLLLLL KIINNNKKKKAAAAADDDDDDEEEEEEE!!!
(The crowd goes crazy for MarrKade, and after a few minutes of deliberation between the two teams, it’s decided who will start the match.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Rich Russillo: It looks like Lethal Consequences and Daryl Kinkade are gunna start this main event off for us! Not only is this a preview for the Extreme Elimination Chamber, this match is also for the Unified Tag Team Championships! And James, it’s been awhile since either Impact or Lethal Consequences have held gold here in EWA.
James Peters: Old school versus new school. This is gunna be dope.
Rich Russillo: Daryl and LC start circling one another and it’s Daryl who initiates the collar and elbow tie up. Both of these men are skilled wrestlers as they both proved that last week against one another. LC uses his size to gain the advantage in the opening seconds of this contest and he forces Daryl into the corner. LC doesn’t immediately break, which prompts our referee to step in, but LC takes the cheap shot anyway! He nails Daryl in the gut with a kick before backing off for a split second. Now he’s back at work. He lets those fists fly, and Daryl covers up, but LC stays on him. He grabs Daryl by the arm and whips him across the ring, and Daryl lands against the turnbuckles! LC charges… FLYING FOREARM SMASH CONNECTS!!!! HE GRABS DARYL, SPIKES HIM INTO THE MAT WITH A DDT AND QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
James Peters: Daryl kicks out! LC grabs him up and nails him with a punch to the jaw! Daryl manages to shove LC off and tries to get to his corner! LC stops him! He grabs Daryl and looks to throw him into the ropes! Daryl plants his feet and grabs LC’s arm! He reverses the whip and LC goes flying into the ropes! Daryl goes for the roundhouse kick! LC ducks underneath! He bounces back off the ropes but Daryl catches him as he comes flying back! SNAP SUPLEX! Daryl jumps back up to his feet! STANDING MOONSAULT! DARYL HOOKS THE LEG!!!!
Rich Rusillo: LC KICKS OUT!!! Daryl is quickly back up to his feet and he drags LC over to the MarrKade corner! Charlie Marr makes the tag and jumps in the ring! Daryl drags LC up to his feet while Charlie climbs the ropes! CHARLIE MARR WITH THE DIVING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! DARYL KINKADE CATCHES LC BEFORE HE FALLS! DRAGON SUPLEX!!!! MARRKADE CALL THAT COMBINATION ‘OFF WITH THEIR HEADS’!!!! DARYL GETS UP AND CHARLIE GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
James Peters: IMPACT BREAKS UP THE PIN! DARYL COMES RUSHING BACK INTO THE RING AND LOOKS TO TAKE CARE OF IMPACT, BUT THE GAWD CONTRACT HOLDER CUTS HIM OFF AND SLAMS DARYL INTO THE MAT WITH A BULLDOG! CHARLIE MARR IS BACK TO HIS FEET AND GRABS IMPACT! IMPACT WHIPS AROUND AND HIS RIGHT HAND CONNECTS WITH CHARLIE’S JAW! CHARLIE STAGGERS BACK! IMPACT FIRES OFF ANOTHER RIGHT HAND! AND ANOTHER! IMPACT HAS CHARLIE BACKED INTO THE CORNER AND HE BEATS THE TAG TEAM CHAMPION DOWN UNTIL CHARLIE IS IN A SITTING POSITION! IMPACT SLAMS HIS KNEE INTO CHARLIE’S RUGGEDLY HANDSOME FACE AND BACKS UP! IMPACT CHARGES TOWARDS THE CORNER! DOUBLE KNEE STRIKE! IMPACT ROLLS BACKWARDS AND RETURNS TO HIS FEET AND LC, WHO IS BACK UP NOW, CHARGES THE CORNER! RUNNING DROPKICK TO CHARLIE MARR!
Rich Rusillio: DARYL IS BACK UP AND NOW HE TAKES IMPACT OUT AT THE KNEES! IMPACT DROPS DOWN AND DARYL SLAMS HIS FOOT INTO THE BACK OF IMPACT’S HEAD! LC LOOKS TO GET INVOLVED, BUT DARYL CATCHES HIM WITH A BICYCLE KICK! LC FALLS BACK AND LANDS AGAINST THE ROPES! DARYL FLIES AT HIM BUT LC DUCKS! THE MOMENTUM SENDS DARYL KINKADE OVER THE ROPES AND DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR!
Crowd: VOLTAGE BETTER! *clap clap* VOLTAGE BETTER!! *clap clap* VOLTAGE BETTER!!!
James Peters: LC needs to turn around! Charlie Marr is back to his feet! Charlie charges towards LC and clubs him in the back! He begins beating down the EAW Hall of Famer! Charlie Marr always fights with such intensity and tonight is no exception! LC attempts to climb through the ropes but Charlie grabs him by the tights and pulls him back into the ring! He brings LC to his feet, but LC fights back with some vicious right hands! Charlie Marr manages to shove LC back, and both men stare one another down! LC goes right for the traditional collar and elbow tie up and after the two test one another out, it’s Charlie who shoves the Hall of Famer back! LC smirks and walks over to the corner, and he tags Impact in.
Rich Rusillio: Charlie and Impact had one hell of a match last week, and I’m excited I get to see this in person this week! Both of them lock up and jockey back and forth for position! Neither is able to gain the upperhand and both break apart! Charlie and Impact circle one another again, with Impact diving for the leg! Charlie is flipped on his back and Impact goes for a front face lock! Charlie is able to roll through this and pop back up his feet! He looks to nail Impact in the face with a kick, but Impact catches the foot, snaps Charlie back down to the mat, and wraps him up in a headlock! Charlie tries to fight his way out of this, and even though he doesn’t break the hold, he does use his strength to force both himself and Impact back up to a vertical base. He manages to hit Impact in the gut with a few elbow shots, and the multi-time world champion finally lets go.
James Peters: Charlie and Impact lock up again and now it’s Impact who takes control. He grabs Charlie in a side headlock and looks to force the champ down to the mat. Charlie again looks to fight his way out of it, trying to force Impact’s grip apart, but Impact is strong and he is smart, and he tightens his grip. Charlie is briefly forced down to a knee, but he manages to get himself standing, and tries to force Impact back into the ropes. Impact maintains his ring positioning, and finally Charlie starts throwing those elbows again. Impact lets go, maintains control, and whips Charlie into the ropes. Charlie rebounds and finds himself knocked onto the mat with a clothesline. Impact scoops Charlie up, throws him into the corner…
Rich Russillio: STEP UP ENZUIGIRI!!
James Peters: Impact follows this up with several kicks to Charlie’s stomach! The referee steps in, which does nothing but annoy Impact. He jerks Charlie out of the corner and flips him down into a sitting position! He nails Charlie in the back with a stiff kick, and rushes towards the ropes!
Rich Russillio: SPRINGBOARD OFF THE SECOND ROPE! FLIGHT SIGHTS!
James Peters: CHARLIE MOVES!
Rich Russillio: IMPACT LANDS ON HIS STOMACH AND CHARLIE IMMEDIATELY BEGINS CRAWLING HIS WAY TO HIS CORNER! DARYL STRETCHES OUT AND CHARLIE’S FINGERTIPS BRUSH HIS PARTNERS! DARYL CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE, GETS SET, AND WAITS FOR IMPACT TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET! DIVING METEORA! DARYL QUICKLY JERKS IMPACT UP! FROM NORFOLK, WITH LOVE! THAT’S THE PRETTIEST PUMPHANDLE PILEDRIVER IN THIS BUSINESS JAMES! DARYL KINKADE WITH THE COVER AND TO RETAIN THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!!
James Peter: LC BREAKS UP THE PIN! CHARLIE MARR IS BACK IN THE RING NOW AND HE TACKLES LETHAL CONSEQUENCES TO THE MAT! CHARLIE IS POUNDING AWAY ON LC AND BOTH MEN ROLL TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! THEIR FIGHT CONTINUES ON THE OUTSIDE AND DARYL IS QUICK TO GO UP TOP! CHARLIE TURNS AND SPOTS HIS PARTNER ABOUT TO FLY AND DARYL KINKADE WITH THE MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP ROPE! HE LANDS ON LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!
Rich Russillio: MARRKADE ARE DOUBLE TEAMING LETHAL CONSEQUENCES ON THE OUTSIDE AND WHILE THEY DO THAT, IMPACT HAS GOTTEN BACK TO HIS FEET! HE SEES WHAT’S GOING ON OUTSIDE OF THE RING! SUICIDE DIVE! IMPACT JUST FLEW THROUGH THE ROPES AND TOOK OUT BOTH MEMBERS OF MARRKADE WITH THAT MOVE! IMPACT STANDS UP, GRABS CHARLIE, AND THROWS CHARLIE HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL RING STEPS! HE GRABS DARYL AND THROWS HIM BACK INSIDE THE RING BEFORE SLIPPING BACK IN HIMSELF! DARYL STAGGERS BACK TO HIS FEET BUT IMPACT IS BEHIND HIM! THE HAIL MARY!!!
James Peters: DARYL JUST GOT PLANTED FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT WITH THAT FULL NELSON FACEBUSTER! IMPACT GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
Rich Russillio: NO!
James Peters: IMPACT THOUGHT HE HAD A THREE COUNT AND THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS BUT DARYL GOT THE SHOULDER UP RIGHT AS THE REFEREE’S HAND WENT DOWN! THIS MATCH WILL CONTINUE!!!
Rich Russillio: To his credit, Impact keeps his composure! He wraps Daryl up in a headlock and begins trying to wear down the former National Elite Champion! He forces Daryl down face first on the mat and begins driving his knee into Daryl’s back! Daryl Kinkade is in all kinds of trouble right now and Impact finally jerks him up and throws him face first into the corner! Daryl’s face hits the turnbuckle pad and he staggers back, turning around, only to be met with a vicious right hand! Impact unleashes more of those punches.. LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT! RIGHT! RIGHT! HE GRABS DARYL BY THE NECK, DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO DARYL’S FACE, AND PLANTS HIM WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG!
James Peters: Also, I would just like to point out that both Lethal Consequences and Charlie Marr have gotten back up and are now back at their respective corners. That might be an irrelevant point though because Daryl Kinkade is in no position to make a tag and Impact has this match in the palm of his hand right now.
Rich Russillo: Impact waits for Daryl to get back up to his feet and he rushes towards him!
James Peters: DROP TOE HOLD! DARYL MANAGES TO BRING IMPACT DOWN TO THE MAT! BUT IMPACT IS BACK UP! DARYL FORCES HIMSELF BACK UP TOO! NOW BOTH ARE EXCHANGING HEAVY FOREARM SHOTS! DARYL SWITCHES TO AN UPPERCUT, BUT IMPACT FIRES BACK WITH A DECISIVE RIGHT HAND! DARYL WITH A LEFT! IMPACT WITH A FOREARM TO THE FACE! DARYL DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO IMPACT’S GUT! IMPACT DOUBLES OVER! SPIKED DDT!!!!
Rich Russillo: Daryl Kinkade desperately needs to make the tag now. He has Impact grounded and he’s slowly crawling to his corner. Meanwhile, LC is begging for the tag as well! Impact has taken the least amount of punishment in this match and he is already back into a sitting position. He sees LC asking for the tag and he also begins to make his way to the corner. This sold out crowd desperately wants to see both Charlie and LC in this match now and Impact is the first man to make it to his corner! Lethal Consequences slaps him on the back and hops into the ring!
James Peters: Daryl is also able to make the tag! Charlie Marr jumps over the ropes and rushes towards Lethal Consequences!
Rich Russillo: LC ducks a flying clothesline attempt and clubs Charlie in the back! Charlie drops to his knees and LC begins pounding away on him! Charlie forces LC off and pulls himself up by the ropes!
James Peters: LC RUNS THE ROPES AND LOOKS TO HIT CHARLIE WITH THE 619 BUT CHARLIE IS ABLE TO CATCH HIM! HE DRIVES HIS KNEE IN LC’S FACE, JERKS LC HALFWAY OFF THE ROPES, AND DRIVES LC INTO THE MAT WITH A DDT! CHARLIE MAKES THE QUICK TAG TO DARYL AND DRAGS LC TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! DARYL SCOOPS HIM UP… AND HERE IT COMES! BEAUTIFUL LIE!
Rich Russillo: NO! LC BLOCKS THE CROSS LEGGED FISHERMAN’S BUSTER! HE NAILS DARYL IN THE FACE WITH A KICK! LC FIRING OFF THOSE PUNCHES! DARYL IS FORCED BACK INTO THE CORNER! CHARLIE TRIES TO GET INVOLVED BUT LC DRIVES HIM INTO THE MAT WITH A DDT!!! LC GOES BACK TO DARYL AND BEGINS CHOKING HIM AND THE REFEREE HAS TO START THE COUNT! LC BREAKS RIGHT BEFORE HE COUNTS TO FIVE!! STEP UP ENZUIGIRI! LC GRABS DARYL… HE RUNS HIM TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING… ACID RAIN!!! ACID RAIN!!! WE HAVE NEW CHAMPS! WE HAVE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPS! LC DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER AND HOOKS THE LEG!
James Peters: CHARLIE MARR!!!!!
Rich Russillo: LC MOVES!!!!
James Peters: CHARLIE MARR DROPS DOWN ON HIS OWN PARTNER!
Rich Russillo: IMPACT IS BACK IN THE RING AND HE GRABS MARR BY THE BEARD! HE THROWS MARR INTO THE CORNER AND BEGINS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM! LC TURNS HIS ATTENTION BACK TO DARYL AND HE DRAGS DARYL UP! SWINGING REVERSE STO! THE FIGHT BETWEEN CHARLIE MARR AND IMPACT SPILLS OUT OF THE RING! LC JERKS DARYL UP AND GETS HIM IN POSITION FOR GTJ!
James Peters: IT CONNECTS! NEW CHAMPS! NEW CHAMPS! LC WITH THE COVER!!!!!
Rich Russillo: POP IS IN THE RING! HE BREAKS UP THE PIN! HE IS BEATING DOWN LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! THE REFEREE IS SCREAMING FOR THE BELL AND POP THROWS LC INTO THE CORNER!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: POP IS PUTTING THE BOOTS TO LC AND HE JUST COST GENERATION GENESIS THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!
Rich Russillo: IMPACT IS BACK IN THE RING!!! HE LEAPS ON POP FROM BEHIND AND BRINGS HIM DOWN WITH A BACKSTABBER! IMPACT IS WAILING AWAY ON POP BUT CHARLIE MARR IS BACK INSIDE THE RING NOW! CHARLIE GRABS IMPACT, BUT IMPACT FIGHTS HIM OFF! HE SLAMS HIS FIST INTO CHARLIE’S FACE, KICKS HIM THE GUT!!! EVISCERATION!!! MARR JUST GOT DESTROYED! IMPACT GOES OVER TO DARYL WHO IS JUST NOW RECOVERING FROM THE GTJ!!!!
James Peters: REX MCALLISTER IN THE RING TO SAVE HIS CHILDREN BECAUSE HE IS THE GREATEST DAD IN THE WORLD! HE CLIPS IMPACT IN THE BACK OF THE KNEE AND IMPACT DROPS DOWN! REX RUSHES THE ROPES AND IMPACT GETS BACK UP! REX EFFECT!!!! IMPACT IS DOWN! REX STANDS OVER IMPACT AND SCREAMS DOWN IN HIS FACE! REX DOESN’T SEE THAT POP IS BACK UP THOUGH! POP GRABS REX FROM BEHIND AND TURNS HIM AROUND! CROWN OF THRONES!!!! POP STANDS OVER REX!
Rich Russillo: HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THESE BODIES! GENERATION GENESIS MIGHT HAVE WON AND MARRKADE MIGHT STILL BE CHAMPS, BUT IT’S THE PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL WHO IS STANDING TALL INSIDE THE RING!!!!
James Peters: AND THAT’S ALL WE HAVE TIME FOR FOLKS! FOR RICH RUSSILLO AND MYSELF, GOODNIGHT AND WE WILL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK! :damn:
(EAW Logo Buzzes.)