(EAW intro plays.)
(The show fades into the highlight video for last week’s Voltage.)
(Rex McAllister versus Sarah Price is shown. This was a very hard hitting back and forth, both competitors giving it their all and both of them trying to prove a point. But in the end Rex slips out of Sarah’s ‘Dance With The Princess’ and hits the ‘Rex Effect’ to pull out the win.)
(It then transitions to the backstage area with the Universal Women’s Champion Raven Roberts congratulating Rex on his win. Raven and Rex talk about how Heavenly Hell have set out to challenge Raven for her title. Raven says that no matter who it is, she’ll be prepared. They’re then interrupted by Dr. Bethany Blue being pushed in a wheelchair by Nurse Goldstein as it’s clear Fire and Ice are confused. The Good Doctor states that due to Terry Chambers’ attack on her last week that she is not medically cleared to compete in her match later that night. Dr. Bethany Blue suggests that she can compete with Nurse Goldstein in a handicap match against Raven. Raven states that she doesn’t fuck around and she’s ready to make her pay for stealing the win from Fire and Ice and she accepts the handicap match for later tonight!)
(The highlight reel transitions to Persephone Tsitsipas interviewing Serena Riot. After a lot of banter, Persephone finally asks about Serena’s match against Ezio Deluca, but before she can answer, Veena Adams interrupts her. Veena says that Serena should be angered after the Divide and Conquer match at Territorial Invasion. Veena says that Serena has been overlooked on her time here on Voltage and that she’s been wasted. Veena is tired of the “four whoreswomen” and that she might need a little help taking them out. Serena is left interested as she gets ready for her match.)
(From there it transitions to Ezio DeLuca versus Serena Riot. It was a very fast paced match as both of them wanted to make a good impression. It ends with Serena Riot hitting ‘Devil’s Drop’ from the top rope to secure the victory further proving why Veena Adams said what she said.)
(The highlight reel then transitions to Shortfuse PAKA versus Terry Chambers. After a battle of giants, Terry managed to take advantage of the situation and hit the T-5 to pull out the victory against PAKA. It ends with PAKA and Terry showing respect to one another after the match.)
(It then shows PAKA after the match letting out all his steam raging backstage furiously as always, yet he is proud of what he accomplished against Terry. PAKA says he needs something to rest on before he moves on and that is give Sarah Price a fight and Korey Gaines as well! But then Sarah Price interrupts his talk by stating that if he wants to give her a fight she’ll abide by that, but vanquish him in the process. It isn’t done though as Hannah Marin, a woman who’s been hanging around with Jesse Barlow, comes into the picture. She focuses mostly on Sarah and warns her. She says to not make the mistake of stepping into the ring with Jesse Barlow, and become an ally, rather than a foe leaving Sarah Price speechless at the end.)
(The highlight reel then goes to the highly anticipated match between Jack Ripley and Andrea Valentine. This was a great match as both of them wanted to prove something to both their opponents at Wicked Games and none of them wanted to give an inch. Yet the match ended after Andrea reverses a very close call into the ‘Atomic Blonde’ to pull out the win. Afterwards, Veena Adams made her way out to the ring with Serena Riot accompanying her, stopping Andrea’s celebration. Veena states that there’s nothing special about Andrea and that she doesn’t see what the EAW Universe sees in her. She then challenges Andrea at Wicked Games, which Andrea accepts. Andrea says that Veena is the last person she’d ever sweat and that Veena is not going to win at Wicked Games! Serena Riot is then confirmed to face Andrea 2 weeks from then for the Specialist Championship in a ladder match!)
(It transitions to show the intense matchup between Shawn Strugis and Zak Simmons in a steel cage for the Big Boogie Bhampionship contendership. This was where Sturgis and Simmons intense rivalry was supposed to end as both of them unleashed all their anger out on eachother! Sturgis was about to win but it was none other than Woogieman that came out causing a disqualification! Woogieman says that he’s here to take matters in his own hands. And that if they want his Bhampionship, they can get it as Woogieman is defending his Bhampionship against them both!)
(The highlight reel then transitions to Dr. Bethany Blue and Nurse Goldstein versus Raven Roberts in a handicap match! With the Doctor injured it left a big disadvantage for their team as miscommunication helped Raven hit Raven’s Wings on Dr. Bethany Blue to pull out the win! In another part of the building, Terry Chambers is talking to HRDO about the condition of the Doctor. HRDO states that the Stretcher Match for the Interwire Championship at Wicked Games is still on, but next week, Terry is teaming with Zak Simmons to face Shawn Sturgis and Dr. Bethany Blue leaving Terry Chambers annoyed by HRDO’s response. Terry hates tag team matches, after all.)
(The highlight reel then finishes off to the main event, Consuela Rose Ava and Ms. Extreme versus Korey Gaines and Charlie Marr. There seemed to be no end to this match as this was the boiling point for all of the competitors! But in the end Charlie Marr reversed Ms. Extreme’s ‘Twist of Fate’ into a rollup grabbing a handful of tights and winning it for his team as the highlight reel fades out.)
(The camera cuts to the inside of the arena where “33rd Blakk Glass” by Sosmula & Zillakami is playing as the crowd erupts. Gold and white pyro spew out of the stage in a beautiful pattern. The camera then pans to Rich Russillo and James Peters at the announcers desk, today they’re wearing a “Terry Chambers: Hero Or Menace?” shirt in a newspaper style with Terry’s face plastered on the shirt. They look at the camera and give a smile before speaking.)
Rich Russillo: WELCOME EVERYONE TO SUNDAY, NIGHT, VOLTAGE!!!
James Peters: We’re two weeks from Wicked Games as Voltage is anticipating it with some hard hitting matches that will, let’s admit, probably get even better next week at the go home show! Let’s give a rundown of the matches tonight though while we’re at it!
Rich Russillo: Let’s start with the main event of The Beating Hearts of Voltage versus Charlie Marr, Veena Adams, Korey Gaines, and Serena Riot! All of these competitors hate their imposing opponents to the bone. After everything last week, I’m sure it can’t get any better than this, right? :wow:
James Peters: We also have Sarah Price vs PAKA. Two rivals who will finally settle the score tonight as both of them want to prove a point that they made last week that they can both beat one another!
Rich Russillo: Next is the GOATest match on the card with Terry Chambers and Zak Simmons verses an injured :lupe: Dr. Bethany Blue and Shawn Sturgis. This match was made official by HRDO last week and of course has the biggest GOAT in the farm, Woogieman as the special guest enforcer! I can’t wait to see how each of them react to this match and of course what happens in it! :blessed: :blessed:
James Peters: Jesse Barlow and Frankie Paradise is also a match you won’t forget as both of them have had uprise of momentum and as for Jesse Barlow, he wouldn’t want to disprove a single thing his friend Hannah Marin said last week. The stakes are certainly high for this one Rich!
Rich Russillo: Speaking of which, with House of Glass doing its best Voltage impression and pissing off sponsors galore with their violent free-per-view last night, why not have a Dynasty Showcase match! We have Angel De Plata Jr. a star who has quickly climbed the ranks in EAW, a newcomer in JJ Moon, and of course the violent Ronan Malosi, they all have different personalities, and we’ll just have see how this match goes.
James Peters: We cannot forget Ezio Deluca vs Damian Butler III, both have points to prove and I’m sure that none of them want to lose this match! So let’s cut right to the action!
(“Mark My Words” by Dollskin begins to blast across the PA system and the crowd immediately rises to its feet. The camera cuts to Bella Braxton, who has a big smile on her face.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… PLEASE WELCOME THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION… RAVEN ROBERTS!!!
(The crowd goes crazy as ‘The Bird of Prey’ steps onto the stage. The champ wears a pair of fitted, Fashion Nova skinny jeans with rips in the knees, a flowing, burgundy colored blouse, and black ankle boots. Raven has her Universal Women’s Championship on her shoulder and she makes her way down the ring, smiling and acknowledging the crowd.)
Rich Russillo: Last night on Showdown, the Unified Tag Team Champions, Constance Blevins and Minerva, faced off against Kensingten Calhoun-Astor and Xander Payne respectively in a ‘Beat the Clock’ challenge for the right to face Raven at Wicked Games. Constance was able to score the victory over Kensingten in a rather decisive manner, while Minerva’s match against Xander didn’t go exactly as planned thanks to a lot of fuckery at the end. However, our Universal Women’s Championship match for Wicked Games is now set!
James Peters: Constance Blevins versus Raven Roberts is a fresh match-up that leaves me intrigued, Rich. This will mark the first singles championship shot for Constance, and Raven’s first ever world championship defense. The last time the two of them faced off against one another, Constance didn’t have near the mean streak she does now. I can’t wait to see how that match plays out come Wicked Games.
(Raven climbs into the ring and poses with her championship, before taking the microphone from Bella and standing in the center of the ring. Once her music fades out and the crowd quiets down, Raven starts speaking.)
Raven Roberts: It’s been a hell of a weekend here in Mexico.
(The crowd screams in agreement and Raven can’t help but grin.)
Raven Roberts: Shoutout to TLA over on Dynasty, and his incredible win last night at House of Glass. Love him, or hate him, you have to respect him and the hustle. TLA is living proof that hard work pays off and so does trusting the process :wow:.
Raven Roberts: Now, moving on to tonight, I’m stoked to be stepping into the ring with Andrea and the Avas again, and fighting the good fight. This Extreme Warfare main event is right up our alley, and even though I don’t really like speaking for us collectively, I know that Andrea, Camille, and Consuela will agree that anytime we get a chance to further beat up our common enemies, we’re pretty fucking motivated to come out here and do just that. It’s not been easy for us this season on Voltage, and our story is well known, but every single time we have come out on top. There’s no doubt that tonight’s Extreme Warfare match is going to result in much of the same, and even though none of these people are going to be facing me at Wicked Games, I want to beat them just as badly as the other Beating Hearts do. I really don’t like Korey Gaines whatsoever, and I don’t care how many times he tries to convince us he’s not a creep, my opinion isn’t going to change. I’m never going to take him seriously as a threat to me, or to anyone else for that matter. Consuela is going to wipe the floor with Korey come Wicked Games, and I look forward to knocking him around later on tonight.
(Raven smirks, her dark eyes sparkling.)
Raven Roberts: My feelings about Big Bitch Bharlie and Veena Adams have been shouted from the rooftops numerous times. I can not accurately express how annoying and frustrating these two individuals are and how I’m looking forward to getting my hands on both of them tonight. Veena was nothing more than a pussy the last time the two of us were in the ring together, submitting to a move before I could even get it locked in. That’s par for the course though, so I really can’t be surprised she pulled that chicken shit tactic against me. Veena and Charlie deserve one another, and if you ask me, Serena Riot needs to open her eyes and look real hard at what she’s signed up for. Putting your trust in Veena Adams is one of the stupidest things another person could ever do, because if you’re in this business with that last name, you are nothing but pure evil. Veena is going to use Serena and string her along for as long as it’s convenient and the second she’s done or bored with Serena, or Serena fucks up… Serena HAS to know that Veena is going to cut her loose. Veena Adams is a user, and because she can’t get the job done with just Charlie, she’s having to surround herself with new minions and get her own hands dirty in the process. It’s pathetic, but it’s going to make beating the group of them later on tonight that much sweeter.
Raven Roberts: That being said, last night I found out who I’ll be facing come Wicked Games and I’ll admit, I’m certainly excited to step inside the ring with Constance Blevins and see what kind of match the two of us can have. The last time I stepped inside the ring she was a God-fearing church mouse, and she practically pissed herself the second she stood across the ring from me. Minerva’s influence has certainly rubbed off on Constance, and I’ll be honest, I had no idea Constance had a dark side. It certainly fascinates me because all of you know how much I love challenges, and this one could prove to be huge. I meant what I said when I said I plan on defending this championship against anyone and everyone. I want to make this title mean something and have it looked at as one of the most sought after championships in this company. The inaugural champion and the previous holder of the belt are two huge names in this sport and even if there isn’t a lot of love there between any of us, both Serena and Kassidy are incredible competitors. I am as well, which is why I issued the challenge that I did. I’m happy Heavenly Hell decided to step up and put their names forward, and come Wicked Games, I’ll make sure Constance Blevins goes right back to Showdown without the Universal Women’s Championship, but as a better competitor than ever before.
Raven Roberts: I want to make sure I do right by this cham-
(The crowd starts to buzz, cutting Raven off because the lights inside of Arena Guadalajara have flickered off.)
James Peters: Uhhh, that’s strange. Did someone forget to pay the light bill?
Rich Russillo: :lupe: Maybe EAW is too violent for even Mexico and they want us out! Cutting the lights is their way of sending us a message!
James Peters: Well I kind of doubt that, but at this point, who even knows? This is definitely strange and I’m a little afraid.
Rich Russillo: Hold me, James.
(The crowd noise gets even louder as a spotlight lights up the entranceway. The tron kicks on and shows a woman sitting in the dark, twirling a chain and laughing. A lion roar is heard and a second woman is shown in the shadows, clenching her fist. As quickly as that happens, does it all stop, and the arena is engulfed in darkness once again. The lights cut back on and Raven stands in the ring confused.)
James Peters: … what the hell just happened?
(The lights cut again and this time, the sound of two women laughing pierces the arena. The laughter is all too familiar to the crowd, because it’s obvious that the voices belong to Constance and Minerva.)
Constance Blevins (Voiceover): Raven.
Minerva (Voiceover): Oh Raven.
(The girls laugh again and the spotlight this time shines down on Raven. The champ is on the defense, obviously expecting Heavenly Hell to strike at any moment.)
Constance Blevins (Voiceover): Look up little bird.
(Raven looks at the entrance ramp, and then behind her before finally looking up. The crowd gasps as sticky black tar begins to rain from the ceiling. Raven shrieks as the tar hits her body, covering her from head to toe. To make matters worse, black raven feathers begin to rain down, covering Raven and sticking to her. The scene is reminiscent of what happened to the Queen’s Court back on Empire right before Terminus. The laughter of Heavenly Hell echoes throughout the building as the lights come up and the crowd is able to get a good look at the tarred and feathered Universal Women’s Champion. The tron flashes on and the Unified Tag Team Champions are seen standing side by side.)
Constance Blevins: I’ll see you at Wicked Games, Raven.
(Constance blows a kiss into the camera and it clicks off, leaving the arena in silence. Inside the ring, Raven is absolutely seething as she wipes the tar and feathers from her face.)
Rich Russillo: So you asked what the hell just happened, James. I think Constance Blevins decided to strike first with the help of Minerva and send a message to Raven.
James Peters: Things haven’t been going well for Heavenly Hell on Showdown as of late, and despite being scheduled to defend their tag team championships next weekend against Lucas Johnson and Lance Blackfyre at Reasonable Doubt, Constance doesn’t want to wait around for Wicked Games it seems! This match just got real personal, real quick.
(The camera cuts to Raven who is slowly getting out of the ring. There’s no doubt that there is fury and fire burning in her eyes right now.)
(Voltage fades to commercial break.)
(Commercial break for the sexy men of the NFL featuring Christian McCaffrey of the Carolina Panthers.)
(After the commercial, Voltage fades into a replay of the last 15 minutes of the TLA versus Impact World Heavyweight Championship match from last night. While this plays, the ring crew and building janitors work diligently to clean up the mess left from Heavenly Hell’s antics.)
(Once Voltage fades back in, and everyone is excited for tonight’s opening match. Bella steps forward and raises the microphone up.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, From Providence, Rhode Island, weighing in at 244 lbs…
Bella Braxton: EZIO DE LUCA!
(“Movin’ On Up” by Primal Scream hits and Ezio DeLuca dances out onto the stage. He makes his way to ring and he looks more focused than ever before.)
James Peters: You know Rich, when I look at Ezio DeLuca I see someone full of charisma and confidence. Someone who is going to leave a mark here on Voltage.
Rich Russillo: His confidence wasn’t enough last week against the Fallen Prophet, Serena Riot. But tonight I am sure that ‘Il Principe’ Ezio will show everyone why he belongs here in EAW.
(Ezio leans on the turnbuckle as his theme song fades out.)
(“The Next Movement” by The Roots echoes throughout the arena as his opponent, Damian Butler the Third makes his entrance.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent, from Wilmington, Delaware, weighing in at 220 pounds… Damian Butler the Third!
Crowd: DB3! DB3! DB3!
Rich Russillo: Here he comes!
James Peters: Damian Butler is here and he is ready to make a statement tonight.
Rich Russillo: And what a great match this is going to be. Both of these competitors are promising prospects on the Voltage roster and tonight we are going to see just who is going to be hungrier and who is going to take that extra step to bring home the victory.
(Damian Butler makes his entrance as the virtual holograms of confettis are raining down on the crowd. Some of the fans reach out to grab them, others are simply chanting his initials. He climbs the turnbuckle and lets off his signature yell, only to then stare at Ezio with a challenging smile on his face).
(Damian hands his robes to the referee as the contest gets underway.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: And here we go! The match is underway as the two competitors lock up right in the center of the ring. It looks like they are both trying to get the upper hand but neither of the two wants to give an inch! Ezio tries to wrestle Damian down to the mat, but Damian is quick to reverse his attempt and he locks him in a seated headlock.
(The crowd is split, as some are cheering for Ezio and others are chanting for Damian Butler.)
Rich Russillo: Ezio powers out of the headlock attempt with a good old elbow to the stomach! Damian has to let go of the hold but Ezio doesn’t follow up just yet! Instead, he looks at Damian, then at the crowd and finally at Damian again. And here we go again! The two are back at it!
James Peters: Another test of strength, but this time it looks like Ezio has the upper hand! He uses his strength to push Damian all the way to the ropes and then launches him with an Irish whip! Damian rebounds off the ropes as Ezio ducks under him and then hits him with a Dropkick! But Damian quickly gets up again… another Dropkick from Ezio! This time he goes for the cover…
James Peters: Not even a one count! Don’t be silly. DB3 has a lot of fight in him. Ezio is back at him though and hits him with a Backhand Chop! To which DB3 responds right away with an European Uppercut of his own! Ezio is stunned and stumbles back to the corner, as Damian closes in on him.
Rich Russillo: DB3 is still on the attack as he Irish Whips Ezio right to the opposite corner but wait! Ezio hits him with a shoulder block right off the rebound as if the Irish Whip didn’t hurt him at all! Damian is now stunned and gasping for air. Ezio with the Side Headlock… No! Damian slips through and locks him in a Camel Clutch!
James Peters: The referee is right on top of the action as Ezio crawls towards the ropes. And he does! Ezio grabs the bottom rope and Damian has to release the hold. What is he doing now? Damian took his eyes off Ezio and is now gloating in front of the crowd! This overconfidence might prove dangerous for him… Damian turns around and…
Rich Russillo: Spear of Justice! Ezio got all of it! He goes for the cover…
Rich Russillo: Kickout! DB3 is still alive! But not for long because Ezio DeLuca is calling for the PVD! If he hits this it’s all over for Damian Butler.
James Peters: Damian gets back up. Ezio goes for his neck… He reversed it! Damian pushes Ezio away. Il Principe bounces off the ropes… Slingblade from Damian Butler! The quick cover!
Rich Russillo: Kickout! Ezio is still in this fight! It’s not over yet. Damian Butler picks up Ezio, he is lifting him up… he is going for the EMP! Don’t count Ezio out just yet! Il Principe escapes the hold and finds himself right behind Damian! Sleeper Hold!!! Ezio’s legs are hooked around Damian’s waist but he is still standing!
James Peters: Damian has to find a way to escape this predicament or he might have to tap out or worse… fall asleep in the middle of the ring!
Rich Russillo: No way that is going to happen! Damian manages to reach the ropes despite the weight of Ezio on his shoulder. Now the referee is separating the two… Damian rushes in yet again! Ezio ducks underneath… leaping clothesline off the rebound!
James Peters: He calls it The Anchor Drop! He is not going for the cover though! Ezio picks Damian up yet again… he is going for the PVD! This time it connects!!! PV-Drop on Damian Butler! It has to be over now! Ezio De Luca with the cover…
Rich Russillo: Damian kicks out! I can’t believe it! Ezio rolls him up right away and locks him in the Federal Hill Lock! Damian has nowhere to go! He is still stunned off the PVD! I don’t think he even knows where he is right now.
James Peters: The Federal Hill lock is locked in, right in the middle of the ring! Is he going to tap!?! YES! Damian tapped out!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… here is your winner, Ezio DeLuca!
(Ezio rolls off Damian and lets the referee raise his hand. A large smile crosses his face and he’s clearly happy he’s just picked up his first win here in EAW.)
James Peters: And there’s your winner, ladies and gentlemen. Il Principe, Ezio DeLuca has just picked up a win in EAW, and a convincing one too, if I may add!
Rich Russillo: You can say that, James. Confidence, Strength, Prowess… this guy Ezio has all it takes to make a name for himself and tonight he put the Voltage locker room on notice!
(Ezio is still grinning as he rolls out of the ring and starts to make his way to the back. Voltage fades to commercial break.)
(Commercial break for online grocery ordering via WalMart. Goat shit.)
(Voltage returns and cuts to the backstage area. The victorious Ezio DeLuca is sprawled across one of the backstage sofas like one of the Titanic’s French girls. He’s on his phone and a peer over that shoulder shows that he’s swiping back and forth on Grindr. Apparently he is looking for a way to celebrate his victory :mjlit:)
Ezio DeLuca: No… no… no… hell no… wait. Waaaaait.
(Ezio sits up quickly as he tilts his head at the screen of his phone.)
Ezio DeLuca: I know that finger. That manicure is Sasha Fierce.
(A swipe on that cute looking finger has the profile popping up and Ezio studies it. His eyes go wide for just a quick moment.)
Ezio DeLuca: Oh the hunt is on.
(A quick shot of Ezio’s phone shows that the profile has ‘EAW’ mentioned in their occupational bit. While it doesn’t say anything more specific, this is enough to have Ezio on the case. As Ezio studies the finger picture and the profile for more clues, Provencal wanders past with a pep in a step and a whistle on his lips… and maybe even a rumble in his stomach. Provencal is headed straight for the pastries!)
Provencal: Ah! Carbos! I believe it is Cheat Day! Yes?
(While Provencal attempts to convince himself on which of the catered pastries to consume, Ezio rises from his seat and catches sight of Provencal’s finger in the light. Ezio holds up his phone to compare quickly and grins. Jackpot.)
Ezio DeLuca: Well hey there Big Daddy P.
(Ezio’s approach is as quiet as can be as he slinks up next to Provencal and offers a playful grin. This startles Provencal as his pastry selecting had taken the bulk of his thought processes.)
(Ezio DeLuca crosses his arms over his chest and waggles both of his eyebrows.)
Ezio DeLuca: How YOU doin’?
(Provencal is oblivious to the flirtatious tone in Ezio’s voice.)
Provencal: Provencal is fine! Thank you for asking! You are well, as well, yes?
(Provencal finally catches up with the ‘Big Daddy P.’ comment from earlier.)
Provencal: Wait! Daddy?
Ezio DeLuca: Mmhmmmm.
(Ezio DeLuca leans back against the catering table as he looks Provencal up and down, eyes hungry like the wolf.)
Provencal: Oi! Another?!
(Provencal throws his hands on his head for a moment.)
Provencal: I am sorries! I’ve known nothing of this! I must give amends!
Ezio DeLuca: No amends needed. Not looking the way you do.
Provencal: Yes? I working out. And working here. Wrestling! To provide for you and the others. Oy. So many others.
Ezio DeLuca: Hey, we can keep it casual. No need to rush into anything.
(Ezio walks his fingers up Provencal’s arm and to his shoulder.)
Ezio DeLuca: I can take things slow.
(Provencal’s face is as confused as the rest of ours. Provencal looks at his shoulder, where Ezio’s hand has landed and reaches up to remove it. Quickly.)
Provencal: I am the apologies. For being absentia. A cruel hand I have dealt you. But! Rest easy now. Knowing that from now on Provencal will perform his Daddy Duties!
Ezio DeLuca: I think I like the sound of that.
Provencal: Good! There will be attention given. Birthday parties! We can play catch! Tossing the old bearskin around, yes?
(As Provencal runs down this list of different options for their new relationship, Ezio DeLuca continues to play around with the hairs on Provencal’s neck. Ezio is giving him this full attention. Each time Ezio’s fingers tickle Provencal’s neck, Provencal swipes his hand off.)
Provencal: Oh! You are here as well. We can training together as well too.
Ezio DeLuca: Whatever you want, Daddy.
Provencal: Non! You are one of my many! I make sure you get everything you ask like the others! College activities as well! I will speak to the Stanley Starr!
Ezio DeLuca: Why don’t we just keep this between us for the moment?
(At this point, it has become clear to everyone but Provencal that Ezio is flirting with him. Heavy. Stagehands in the background pass by and grin before moving along. Ezio leans in to whisper in Provencal’s ear.)
Ezio DeLuca: … three has never really been a crowd. I’ve got room.
(Provencal’s eyes widen before he takes a step back.)
Provencal: Excuse! Non! Non!
(Ezio backs off slightly and holds his hands up, though he’s still smiling.)
Ezio DeLuca: Okay, okay. No pressure. One on one.
Provencal: Non! I am not, how you say, ‘Hay Daddeeeeee’. I am… ‘Daddy.’
(Provencal starts patting himself down for his wallet.)
(Provencal opens his wallet and picture after picture after picture after picture unfurls in a portable photo album of all of Provencal’s children.)
Provencal: Their Daddy not…
(Provencal thrusts his hips to try and make his point.)
Provencal: Sexy Daddy! Non!
(Ezio frowns just a bit and holds up his phone.)
Ezio DeLuca: Hey hey. It’s all good. You don’t have to be shy about it. We can keep this quiet if you want.
(Ezio shows Provencal the profile in the most Exhibit A manner as possible. The evidence speaks for itself! Provencal eyes go wide and he shakes his head vehemently.)
Provencal: Non! Heck Non!
(WHAM! A Double Axe Handle from behind sends Ezio DeLuca crashing into the catering table! Pastries fly everywhere as Shortfuse PAKA’s arrival is punctuated with a series of vicious palm strikes that leave Ezio DeLuca dazed. Shortfuse PAKA grabs the tray of pastries and slams it down on Ezio DeLuca’s skull. Ezio DeLuca’s lights go right out.)
Shortfuse PAKA: Provencal!
(Shortfuse PAKA turns his attention to Provencal. Provencal, of course, is staring at the down Ezio in horror. Perhaps even the pile of pastries that are strewn all over the place… and Ezio DeLuca.)
Provencal: Paka… why…?
Shortfuse PAKA: I’ve been looking everywhere for you! Where have you been?!
Provencal: I am here. I came for pastry.
Shortfuse PAKA: This is no time to be trying to get dough or nuts! I have a big match tonight! I need you to be focused! Not letting this idiot flirt with you! You are married to my sister! Have some fucking respect!
(Shortfuse PAKA motions annoyedly at the unconscious Ezio DeLuca. Paka doesn’t even care that he just demolished him.)
Shortfuse PAKA: Tonight, we must be focused. Tonight, I must get rid of Sarah Price once and for all! And you will watch me since this is your fault! Your refusal to hit a woman is what got the Price girl involved in this in the first place!
(Shortfuse PAKA turns to leave, expecting Provencal to follow him. However, Provencal just stares at Ezio and the pastry mess.)
Provencal: (in a soft whisper of disbelief) … I just wanted a scone.
Shortfuse PAKA: Come! We have big plans to make for later!
(Shortfuse PAKA grabs Provencal by the arm and pulls him away and out of the shot as we focus in on the unconscious and doughnut covered Ezio DeLuca.)
Shortfuse PAKA: (off-camera) AND NO CARBS!
(In the shot of poor glazed Ezio DeLuca, the finger matching the one in that Grindr profile dangles from a hand that is just barely on camera as we cut away from this madness.)
(Camera pans to ring announcer, Bella Braxton, who is standing in the middle of the ring preparing the introductions.)
Bella Braxton: COMING UP NEXT WE HAVE A TRIPLEEE THREAAATTTT MAAAAATCH!!!!
(‘ Exponential Decay’ begins to play as Ronan Malosi begins to make his way to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST….FIGHTING OUT OF CAPE TOWN, AFIRCAAAA….WEIGHING IN AT 275lbs….THE CAPE TOWN CRIPLERRRR….RONAAAANNN MALOSSIIIII!!!!
James Peters: Rich, over the past few weeks Malosi has proven to be a dangerous and vicious competitor, the self proclaimed ”Undamaged threat” has a tough task ahead of him tonight, can he get the job done?
Rich Russillo: In my eyes, yes! He’s got that cutthroat nature that every world champion needs, he could very easily take this one!
(The tune “Me Muero” plays Angel de Plata Jr. onto the stage ashe waves towards the masses.)
Rich Russillo: de Plata is a skilled, intelligent, and enthusiastic competitor, but he doesn’t dare taking shortcuts on his way to victory, he believes in sportsmanship , which sure makes him some sort of hero to the fans, but in my eyes…he just hasn’t realized that all that support isn’t enough to carry you to a win.
James Peters: You can say that all you want, but his enthusiastic attitude doesn’t take away from his exciting and skillful in ring style.
Rich Russillo: Whatever you say, we’ll see the true test of character tonight.
Bella Braxton: HAILING OUT OF MEXICO CITYYY, MEXICOOOO….WIEGHING IN AT 205lbs….ANGELLLLL DE PLATAAAAAA JRRR!!!!
James Peters: I can’t wait for this bout, it’s going to be a nailbiter!!
Rich Rusillo: What’s wrong with you James…sigh.
(‘Dreamer’ by Night Tempo plays the Dynasty roster into a chorus of cheers, as JJ Moon appears on the stage.)
James Peters: This man here, is a prime example of someone who is only in this business for the fame, money, and attention.
Rich Russillo: You can dislike anyone’s tactics and methods, but he has proven to be a special talent and is a tremendous athlete, he could also easily walk out of this match with a win! Though, with these three, I don’t see any one of them just ‘walking out’, this is going to be a sure fire war!
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING THEIR OPPONENT …WRESTLING OUT OF CINCINNATI OHIO….WEIGHING IN AT 252lbs….THE MOONWALKEER HIMSELF…JAYYYYY JAYYYYY MOOOOOOONNNN!!
James Peters: HERE WE GO, THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD!!!
(DING, DING, DING!!!)
James Peters: All three men appear are ready to go, but none appear to be looking for a quick start. In matches like this, it’s important to use your surroundings to your advantage. We’ll see odd alliances and- wait, hold on just a minute…we’re seeing that right now I believe, Moon and Malosi are eyeing de Plata…these two working together could have been forecasted from a mile away. ANGEL DE PLATA CHARGES JJ MOON, ATTEMPTING TO FIGHT OFF BOTH MEN, SHOWING HIS SPIRIT, HIS HEART FROM THE GET GO!! BUT ANGLE IS EASILY BEATEN BY BOTH MEN, UNLOADING ON THE EXCITING MEXICAN YOUNGSTER WITH VICIOUS KICKS AND PUNCHES, THEN THROWING HIM OUT OF THE RING ALL THE WAY OUT TO THE FLOOR! THESE TWO ARE SHOWING THEIR UNRELENTING NATURE ALREADY!!
Rich Russillo: Like I said earlier James, Angel should’ve known he would be a target, he’s in there with two harks, two very hungry and angry sharks. WAIT A MINUTE, NOT ONLY A SHARK, BUT A SNAKE AS WELl, JJ MOON BLASTING ‘THE UNDAMAGED THREAT’ RONAN MALOSI FROM BEHIND, UNLOADING ON MALOSI NOW WITH NASTY KICKS TO THE BODY, DROPPING DESTRUCTIVE ELBOWS ON THE BODY OF MALOSI, YOU CAN’T TRUST ANYBODY IN THESE MATCHES!! Malosi rolls to the outside, he was just hit by a storm of strikes from JJ Moon, who’s in the ring basking in all his glory, BUT HE BETTER WATCH OUT- ANGEL DE PLATA JR. SURGES BACK INTO THE RING WITH A RUNNING LARIAT!! THAT LARIAT HAD MALICE IN IT, HE WAS TRYING TO TAKE MOON’S HEAD OFF WITH HAT AND HE CAME VERY DAMN CLOSE!! HE ISN’T GOING TO RELISH IN THIS AT ALL, ANGEL SHOWING HIS VISOU SIDE NOW WITH REPEATED STOMPS TO THE HEAD AND BODY OF MOON!!
James Peters: I TOLD YOU RICH, ANGEL WOULD MAKE YOU EAT YOUR WORDS, HE HAS EVERYTHING IT TAKES TO NOT ONLY WIN THIS MATCH, BUT BECOME A STAR IN EAW!! HE’S ABOUT TO PROVE THAT POINT AGAIN NOW, HE LOOKS TO BE SETTING MOON UP FOR A SUPERKICK, A CRACK RIGHT TO THE JAW OF MO- WAI RONAN MALOSI BACK IN FROM THE OUTSIDE, GRABBING ANGEL BY THE THROAT …A MASSIVE CHOKESLAM FROM MALOSI, SHOWCASING HIS INCREDIBLE STRENGTH WITH A CHOKESLAM FROM HELL, MY GOD IT LOOKED LIKE MALOSI RIPPED ANGEL DOWN FROM THE SKY AND SENT HIM CRASHING DOWN, DAMN!!
Rich Rusillo: Malosi displaying his dominance with that move, but he’s not even close to being finished, he’s giving JJ Moon a nasty glare, he’s not happy at all about Moon trying to use him. Moon looks shaken, begging Malosi to- MALOSI EASILY TAKES CONTROL OF MOON AND SENDS HIM HURDLING ACROSS THE SQUARE CIRCLE WITH A TREMENDOUS BEIL, WHAT STRENGTH!! JJ MOON IS NO LIGHTWEIGHT, AND MALOSI THREW HIM AS IF HE WERE A FLYWEIGHT, MY GOD!! ANGEL BACK IN NOW, HITS MALOSI WITH A POWERFUL DROPKICK…WHAT THE HELL, HE BARELY MOVED, EASILY SHAKING IT OFF, ANGEL WITH ANOTHER DROPKICK….AGAIN MALOSI REMAINS UNFAZED, HOLY SHIT!
James Peters: MALOSI THRUSTS ANGEL AGAINST THE ROPES AND DROPS HIM WITH A VICIOUS TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM!!! MALOSI HAS TAKEN FULL CONTROL OF THIS BOUT!! ‘THE UNDAMAGED THREAT’, ‘THE CAPE TOWN CRIPPLER’, WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL HIM, YOU MUST CALL HIM DOMINANT, HE’S DESTROYING BOTH OF THESE INCREDIBLE TALENTS WITH EASE, WHAT A STAR!!
(The sold out crowd give applause to Malosi, despite how they must feel about him, they respect the domination shown here.)
Rich Russillo: Everybody can respect the hard work and effort put in by any superstar no matter their attitude. Malosi going back to the whale, targeting Moon, attempting to bring him back up to his feet…Malosi going for a big elbow!!…Moon counters and comes back with a forearm of his own, NOW A KICK TO THE LEG FROM ANGEL, A VIOLENT PUNCH TO THE BODY FROM MOON, A RUNNING SHOULDER BLOCK TO THE KNEE OF MALOSI FROM ANGEL, DROPPING HIM TO HIS KNEES…ANGEL AND JJ MOON KNOW WHAT THEY MUST DO, THEY MUST WORK TOGETHER IN ORDER TO TAKE OUT MALOSI, AND THEy’RE ENTIRELY PREPARED TO… DO SO!!! MALOSI ON HIS KNEES, MOON HIT HIM WITH A BIG KICK TO THE CHEST, A POWERFUL KICK ROCKING THE BODY…ANGEL DE PLATA JR SETTING HIM UP …A SUPERKICK, RIGHT TO THE JAW, DESTROYING THE CHIN OF RONAN MALOSI, THEY HAVE NOT ONLY CONATIEND THIS THREAT, THEY HAVE BEATEN HIM DOWN AND TAKEN HIM OUT OF THIS MATCH!!
James Peters: MALOSI ROLLS OUT OF THE RING, A WISE MOVE TO ESCAPE THE BARRAGE OF OFFENSE HE’S RECEIVING…BUT THESE TWO WILL OFFER HIM NO QUARTER, THEY KNOW THEY NEED TO FINISH HIM OFF FOR GOOD IF THEY WANT TO WALK OUT OF HERE WITH A WIN!!! JJ MOON USES HIS STRENGTH TO IRISH WHIP RONAN MALOSI INTO THE BARRICADE AT RINGSIDE, ANGEL CHARGES AT MALOSI WITH A TILTAWHIRL HURRICANRANA RIGHT INTO THE STEPS, MY GOD WHAT A MOVE!!! THEY HAVE EFFECTIVELY NEUTRALIZED THE UNDAM- WELL, I GUESS HE’S NOT AN UNDAMAGED THREAT ANYMORE AT ALL!! They must be exhausted after pAS HE DROPKICKS MALOSI INTO THE OTHER SET OF STAIRS, LAUNCHING HIS BODY AGAINST STEEL!!! ANGEL FIGHTS FOR HONOR, RESPECT, AND SPORTSMANSHIP, BUT HE WILL SHOW NO MERCY TO THOSE WHO DO NOT!!!
Rich Russillo: UNUSUALLY, I AGREE WITH YOU JAMES! ANGEL HAS SHOWN HIS EDGE THROUGHOUT THIS MATCH, THIS IS HIS CHANCE TO CAPITALIZE, HE CAN TAKE THE WIN RIGHT HERE IF PLAYS HIS CARDS RIGHT!!! HE ROLLS JJ MOON BACK INTO THE RING AND HEADS TO THE CORNER, POSSIBLY LOOKING FOR A PUNT KICK, THAT VICIOUS SOCCER KICK RIGHT TO THE SKULL OF HIS OPPONENT!!! HE IS WAITING, PREYING ON MOON, READY TO KICK HIS HEAD OFF …HE GOES FOR IT!!…BUT MOON AVOIDS IT AND DROPS MOON WITH A SKULL SHATTERING HEADBUTT, JESUS CHRIST!!! MOON HIT HIM SO HARD, HE LOOKS TO HAVE DAZED HIMSELF, BUT HE’S GOT HIS EYE ON THE BALL, HIS RAZOR SHARP FOCUS ON ANGEL IS STRONG!! HE NEEDS TO PULL OUT SOMETHING BIG, SOMETHING THAT WILL PUT THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN..WAIT…COULD IT BE…HE’S LOOKING FOR THE MOONLOCK, THAT GUILLOTINE CHOKE, HE WANTS TO SQUEEZE THE LIFE OUT OF ANGEL DE PLATA JR., HE DOESN’T WANT TO ESCAPE THIS MATCH WITH A WIN, HE WANTS TO LEAVE KNOWING HE DOMINATED AND BROKE DOWN HIS OPPONENT TO THE POINT OF SUBMISSION!! James Peters: HE’S TRYING TO LOCK IT IN, ANGEL’S RESISTING…ITS IN, HE’S GOT IT IN TIGHT, THERE’S NO ESCAPE HERE!!! ANGEL’S LOOKING FOR THE TROPES, BUT THEY WON’T CAUSE A BREAK IN A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH, THERE’S NO WAY OUT EXCEPT BREAKING THE HOLD, BUT MOON’S GOT IT IN SO TIGHT…ANGEL LOOKS TO BE FADING, THE REF MAY CALL THIS, HIS FACE HAS GONE PURPLE, THE AIR IN HIS BODY IS GONE …WAIT NO HE’S ALIVE, HE’S STILL IN THIS, HE’S FIGHTING, THE DYNASTY CROWD ATTEMPTING TO WILL HIM ON TO HELP HIM OUT OF THIS ANY WAY THEY CAN…HE’S ALMOST OUT, WHAT STRENGTH, WHAT HEART FROM THIS YOUNG MAN…HE’S OUT, HE ESCAPED, MY GOD HOW!?!? EVEN MOON LOOKS SHELL-SHOCKED, ANGEL IS FEELING I- WHAT THE HELL, RONAN MALOSI TAKES THEM BOTH OUT WITH A LARIAT FROM HELL!!! HE’S RISEN FROM THE ASHES, HE’S BACK IN THIS AND MORE READY THAN EVER TO END BOTH MEN’S LIVES!!!
Rich Russillo: MALOSI IS FEELING THE ENERGY, HE KNOWS HE IS ON TOP OF THE WORLD RIGHT NOW, ALL EYES ARE ON HIM AND HE’S GOING TO MAKE THE MOST OF THIS!! JJ MOON BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND MALOSI NAILS A HELLACIOUS SPEAR ON MOON, RIPPING HIS BODY IN HALF, DESTROYING THE RESPIRATORY SYSTEM OF JJ MOON, WHO LOOKS TO BE OUT OF THIS MATCH FOR GOOD!! ANGEL DE PLATA IS BACK IN, MALOSI HAS NOT FORGOT THE SUPERKICK THAT ANGEL DELIVERED EARLIER IN THE MATCH AND HE’S TRYING TO RETURN THE FAVOR WITH A MASSIVE BOOT TO THE FACE!!! WAIT ANGEL AVOIDS IT AND HITS AN EZEGUIRI ON MALOSI, WHAT HEART!! NOW GOING FOR A TIGER SUPLEX..IT’ll TAKE ALL THE STRENGTH HE HAS LEFT AND MORE, CAN HE DO IT?!?!? HE’S TRYING TO LIFT HI- MALOSI BREAKS FREE, AS ANGEL COMES BACK AT HIM MALOSI BREAKS HIM WITH A THRUSTING SPINEBUSTER, MY GOD, WHAT A MATCH!!! MALOSI RELEASES A ROAR OF ANGER, HE’S READY TO FINISH THIS NOW…HE’S LOOKING FOR THAT PILEDRIVER, THAT CAREER ENDING MOVE, THE EDGE OF INSANITY!!! IF HE HIT IT ON ANG-WAIT JJ MOON IS BACK IN, HE GOES FOR A TAKEDOWN ON MALOSI, BUT HE GOT CAUGHT, NO, NO, NO!!!! MALOSI DRIVES MOON DOWN TO THE MAT WITH THE EDGE OF INSANITY, MOONS SKULL BOUNCED OFF THE MAT WITH A NASTY THUD, HOLY SHIT!!
James Peters: HE’S going TO WIN, HE JUST NAILED HIS FINISHER, HE’S GOING FOR THE PIN NOW…..
James Peters: WHAT THE FUCK, ANGEL BREAKS IT UP AT THE LAST SECOND AND THROWS MALOSI OUT OF THE RING, WHAT THE HELL, HE’S GOING TO STEAL THIS, HE’S GONNA STEAL THIS!!!! HEADING INTO THE PIN NOW….
(DING, DING, DING!!!)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER OF THE DYNASTY SHOWCASE, ANGEL DE PLATAAAAA JRRRRR!!!!
James Peters: HE HAS JUST COMMIT THE HEIST OF THE CENTURY, MY GOD!!
Rich Russillo: I TRULY DIDN’T THINK HE HAD THAT IN HIM, BUT REGARDLESS OF HOW HE DID IT, HE’S WALKING OUT WITH A WIN!!!
(On the outside of the ring, Ronan Malosi looks absolutely furious. Voltage fades to break.)
(Commercial break for the Huda Beauty Mercury Retrograde palette featuring Sienna Jade. She looks flawless.)
(Voltage returns from break and cuts to Rich and James.)
James Peters: Welcome back to Voltage! Next week, the actual match of the year will take place right here on this very program. Forget that overbooked massacre of a match between TLA and Impact! Forget that half-assed match from Pain for Pride featuring Mr. DEDEDE, Jamie O’Hara, Darkane, and Theron Nikolas. Forget War Games… no offense Beating Hearts. The Big Boogie Bhampionship match is sure to be the greatest thing any of us have ever seen!
Rich Russillo: We are so blessed to be living at the same time The Woogieman is, James. He makes the world a better place, and I could not be more honored to call his bhampionship defense next weekend against Zak Simmons and Shawn Sturgis. These three men are prepared to die in order to call themselves the Bhampion of this amazing company.
James Peters: Right now, we want to go ahead and turn things over to our new colleague, Persephone Tsitsipas. She has the privilege of hosting the most historical contract signing in our company’s history.
(The camera cuts to Persephone, who literally has her microphone under her arm and is texting on her phone. She’s standing beside the table that has the contract for the Big Boogie Bhampionship sitting in the middle of it, and there are spare microphones and pens on the table too. When it becomes clear that Persephone is not paying attention to her cues at all, the crowd begins to boo. That finally gets her attention, but instead of being ashamed, the dark-haired goddess rolls her eyes.)
Persephone Tsitsipas: The fact I’m actually being booed because I don’t appreciate people trying to hurry me. Like honestly, what the hell is wrong with you people?!
Persephone Tsitsipas: Whatever. Anyways, so like next week on Voltage, whatever the Big Boogie Bhampionship is will be defended in what we’re being told is some stupid crap called a Falls Count Anywhere match. I guess that means they fight all over the building? Honestly, it doesn’t really matter because no one cares, but I’m supposed to make sure Shawn, Zak, and Woogieman all sign this piece of paper to make the match official. So let’s go ahead and get this over with because I have a member of the Mexican National Football team in my DMs, and honestly I’m tempted. So yeah. Please welcome Shawn Sturgis.
(An acoustic version of “Headstrong” by Trapt begins to play and the crowd greets the Fresh Prince of Mid-Air with a slightly mixed reaction. Shawn makes his way to the ring and slides in, taking one of the spare microphones from the table.)
Persephone Tsitsipas: And one of his opponents, ‘The Machine’ Zak Simmons.
(“Catch Hell” by Adam Calhoun featuring Katie Noel begins to play. The crowd immediately begins to jeer as Zak Simmons walks out. The bhampionship contender smirks arrogantly and begins jaw back and forth with fans as he walks to the ring. Zak gets inside and immediately steps up to Sturgis. Sturgis and Simmons stand nose to nose, each of them glaring at one another. Behind them, Persephone is raising her eyebrow, and she clearly looks irritated.)
Persephone Tsitsipas: Ummm hello. This is not the time for you two to have another dick measuring contest. Like literally all you two need to do is sign the contract and we can all move on with our lives.
(Zak snatches the microphone Shawn had in his hands and cuts a glare at Persephone.)
Zak Simmons: Now look here, bitch. I’ll use this time however the hell I want, do I make myself clear?
(He does not bother waiting for an answer. Zak turns right back to Shawn.)
Zak Simmons: I’m not going to stand here and act like I’m not pissed off about how our match played out last week. You got a second life line thanks to Woogie and I’m going make sure that next week your career comes to an end. Last week, I drew first blood on you and I plan on making sure you leave our tag match later on tonight a broken and humiliated man. As fun as it would be to just beat the hell out of you and have you present while I defeat Woogie for the BBB belt, I think it would be more deserving for you to sit your candy ass at home and watch it all unfold on TV. I’ve been saying it since I got here, and that’s that you don’t deserve to be here. You and I aren’t even on the same level, and while I’m a future Hall of Famer, you’re a bingo hall scrub never will be.
(Zak slams the microphone into Shawn’s chest and grabs a pen. He’s just about to sign the contract when Shawn pulls it from him. Zak squares his shoulders.)
Shawn Sturgis: You should probably think twice before signing your name on that dotted line. We both know that if it hadn’t been for Woogie last week, you would have been put down for the three count. The only reason this match is a triple threat is because Woogie decided that it would be, and I’m kind of angry about that. I have been working hard and improving since I arrived here, and that Big Boogie Bhampionship shot belongs to me and only me. There is no way that match swings in your favor next weekend, and it’ll be over my dead body that you walk out Anaheim as the bhampion.
(Zak snatches the contract back, slams it on the table, and scrawls his name across it.)
Zak Simmons (Off Mic): There’s only one man that’s gunna be the bhampion and you’re looking at him.
(Shawn shakes his head and grabs a pen, signing his name to the contract as well. That’s when “If Ya Smell” begins to play and the ovation heard inside of the building is the loudest one of the night.)
James Peters: :blessed: GOAT! GOAT! GOAT!
Rich Russillo: :blessed: THE WOOGIEMAN!
(The Woogieman makes his way to the ring with an incredible amount of fanfare. As usual, women cry, men cry, babies cry. It’s just truly an emotionally overwhelming scene whenever Woogie is around. He proudly carries the Bhampionship down to the ring and slides inside the ring, raising an eyebrow, and even Persephone has to take a step back. Even the nastiest of bitches can have their heart softened by the goatly presence of The Woogieman. Zak and Shawn both glare at the Bhampion and Woogie grabs a microphone.)
The Woogieman: Basketball season has returned and so has Woogie to Mexico!
(The crowd practically explodes.)
Crowd: SI! SI! SI! SI! SI! SI! SI! SI! SI! SI! SI! SI! SI! SI! SI! SI! SI! SI! SI! SI! SI!
The Woogieman: Now you two jabronies have been acting like fools for weeks and trying to come at me and my Big Boogie Bhampionship. I’m not sure who the bluest of hell either of you think you are, but it’ll be a cold day in Hell before I lose this belt to either one of you. Let me tell you both how this is going to go. I went to HRDO, great man he is, and I demanded that this match between the three of us be a Falls Count Anywhere match. I want to whip both of your asses all over Anaheim and make sure that you don’t ever come up to me and think you can pull off the miracle win when the Big Boogie Bhampionship is on the line!
Crowd: WOOGIE! WOOGIE! WOOGIE! WOOGIE! WOOGIE! WOOGIE! WOOGIE! WOOGIE! WOOGIE!
The Woogieman: You two put on a show last week and you do a lot of hard work, but I’m a fighting bhampion and I’m not going to let anyone take my belt from me.
(Woogie slams the mic down, signs the contract, and raises his eyebrow. The crowd is cheering and Woogie stoically raises the belt in the air. Zak Simmons and Shawn Sturgis stare up at it and the Voltage fades to break with the sold-out crowd on the edge of their seats, excited to see that huge match take place next week.)
(Voltage fades into a commercial break.)
(Commercial break for Chipotle. Remember, gauc is extra.)
(Voltage returns to the backstage area once again, but this time the focus is on the former two-time world champion, Rex McAllister. He is seen standing with a freshly showered, but still very annoyed Raven Roberts, and Rex is running a comforting hand up and down her arm. Raven’s wet hair is pulled back into a sloppy bun, her face is free of make-up, and she’s dressed in gear. Rex is dressed in a pair of black jeans and one of his own shirts from EAWShop.com. Raven finally takes a deep breath and pulls away, as the camera picks up the sound in mid-conversation.)
Raven Roberts: I just need to refocus my energy on the task at hand tonight. Wicked Games will be here soon enough, but I’m telling you right now, babe, I’ll be at Reasonable Doubt. If Constance Blevins thinks I’m letting that shit slide, she’s got another thing coming, and if Minerva wants to get involved, she can catch these hands too.
(Raven folds her arms across her chest and sets her mouth in a firm line.)
Raven Roberts: Mind games and childish bullshit doesn’t work on me. I don’t play that and when I get Constance inside the ring, I’m going to take a lot of pleasure in reminding her that deep down she’s still the same coward who froze in fear the first time she faced me.
Rex McAllister: I believe in you, Ray. As talented as both of those women are, they are starved for attention and aren’t getting it on their own brand. Both of them plainly stated they wanted to come to Voltage simply to have more opportunity. They’re known for their tricks and weird spells, and what happened out there earlier is something I know you’ll brush off and shake off. You have a lot of fire and a lot of fight, and since Constance doesn’t have the guts to come face to face with you yet, take that frustration out on Charlie and Veena.
(Raven cracks a smile.)
Raven Roberts: And Korey and Serena, and whomever else might wanna show up and show their assm kicked.
(Rex presses a kiss against Raven’s temple and slides his hands into the pockets of his jeans.)
Rex McAllister: Are you going to be alright for a few minutes? I’m supposed to be meeting HRDO like now.
(Raven waves him off.)
Raven Roberts: I’m fine. Angry, but fine. Go have your meeting. I know you want to talk to HRDO about Wicked Games.
Rex McAllister: We’re on the Road to Redemption, Ray, and you know what my goals are. I want the EAW World Championship and I want to headline Pain for Pride.
(Raven was well aware of her future husband’s goals for this season. Rex wanted redemption on the biggest stage of them all for the last two years. Twice he had come up short in Pain for Pride main events, and he was hungry. The botched Territorial Invasion match against Charlie Marr had only left Rex more hungry and motivated.)
Raven Roberts: Let me know how it goes.
(Rex nods and heads off, making his way down to HRDO’s office. After a few moments he stops in front of the door and knocks. The door is opened by Rex’s Wicked Games opponent, Jack Ripley, which causes Rex to frown. He pokes his head in the door and looks over at HRDO.)
Rex McAllister: Bad timing?
(Jack seems a little uneasy in Rex’s presence, and he also wears a frown on his face.)
Jack Ripley: You didn’t tell me McAllister was joining us.
(Rex’s eyes dart to Jack’s.)
Rex McAllister: Joining us? I was told that HRDO wanted to see me. Nothing was ever said about Jack Ripley.
(Both men turn towards HRDO, who is sitting behind his desk with a smirk on his face. The Vice President appears to be up to something and both Rex and Jack incredibly suspicious now.)
Jack Ripley: What’s the deal?
HRDO: Well at various points this week, both of you have communicated with me that you want world championship opportunities in the future.
Rex McAllister: I’m fairly certain that’s what all Elitists want.
Jack Ripley: What’s the point in competing if you don’t want to be EAW World Champion and show that you’re the best?
HRDO: Well, some people just don’t have that mentality, and while that’s certainly something I can’t relate too, I feel confident in saying that neither of you relate to that either. Jack, you’re just off a solid National Elite Championship reign and I know you’re looking to take the next step in your career. You’ve had world championship opportunities in the past, but there was always something or someone there to hold you back, which really kept you from just going for it and seizing the brass ring. As for you, Rex, twice you’ve reached the pinnacle of our sport. Most Elitists don’t get an opportunity to hold one world championship, let alone two. However, you have made your goals and your feelings quite clear as of late, and after speaking with both of you, I got to thinking. While the EAW World Championship is being defended at Wicked Games, Road to Redemption is our next big event. The championship will be defended by either Marr or Extreme inside the Voltage Extreme Elimination Chamber, and whether you meant to do it or not, both of you have convinced me to make your match at Wicked Games for a spot in the chamber. How does that sound?
(Jack opens his mouth to reply, but then shuts it. The Straight Shoota didn’t want to think too far ahead incase Ms. Extreme usurped Charlie for the strap in two weeks. But he couldn’t help but immediately visualize the moment where he stepped into the ring with Charlie Marr again. There was bad blood there and there was history, and Jack wanted nothing more than a chance to defeat the face of Voltage one more time.)
(Rex has a thoughtful look on his face. Last year, he walked into RTR as the reigning and defending World Heavyweight Champion. After volunteering to start off the match himself, Rex would go on to show the entire EAW Universe why he needs to be considered one of the best of all time. In the end, the chamber would come down to Rex and Impact, and Rex would temporarily derail Impact’s quest for what was at the time, an eighth championship reign.)
HRDO: Well? I thought for sure the both of you would be jumping at this.
(Jack and Rex exchange looks. The energy in the room has definitely shifted because what was just going to be a hard fought match between two of the best pure wrestlers in EAW, just got turned into an EAW World Championship opportunity.)
Rex McAllister: Last year I defended the World Heavyweight Championship inside of a chamber. I got no problem winning another one inside of one this year.
Jack Ripley: Well don’t be so sure it’s going to work out that way for you. I have my own reasons for wanting to be in the world championship conversation and as long as Charlie Marr remains in the title picture, so will Jack Ripley.
HRDO: I guess that settles that then. Good luck to both of you and may the best man win.
(The camera takes a final glance at the staredown between Jack and Rex before cutting back to ringside.)
(Voltage fades into the ringside are and Bella is standing by, while James and Rich banter a bit on commentary.)
James Peters: Welcome back to Sunday Night Voltage! Up next, we have Jesse Barlow taking on Frankie Paradise.
Rich Russillo: And, as usual, I’m pulling for LL Frankie P to take this one home.
James Peters: Just because you two share the same horrible taste in clothes…
Rich Russillo: Members Only, JP! Members Only!
(‘Land of the Innocent’ by Feathers hits and the crowd is on their feet!)
James Peters: Not so fast, Rich! Looks like your Members Only club is about to suffer a Superhero Landing!
Rich Russillo: Oh great. I forgot all about this.
(Sarah Price runs out onto the stage and throws her hands up for the crowd! She hits both sides of the stage to the pop of the crowd as she salutes her fans! Afterwards, she runs down the ramp, slapping the outstretched hands of the EAW Universe!)
Rich Russillo: Maybe if we talk a lot we can just kind of drown her out.
James Peters: Be nice.
(Sarah Price approaches the commentary table, grabs a headset and sits herself down on the other side of James Peters.)
James Peters: Sarah! Welcome to the Best Damn Commentary Team in EAW!
Rich Russillo: All because of me, of course.
Sarah Price: Hey guys! Thanks for having me! Tonight’s going to be fantastic! I’m looking forward to calling this match with you two tonight.
James Peters: Glad to have you on board.
Rich Russillo: Let’s try actually calling the match then. Since it looks like the lovely Bella Braxton is ready to kick this thing off.
Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(‘Come Together’ by Gary Clark and Junkie XL hits.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen, hailing all the way from Los Angeles, California… he weighed in tonight at 225 lbs… not including the Blow Pop! FRAAAANKKKKIIIIIEEEEEEEE PAAAAARRRAAAADIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!
(Frankie Paradise runs out onto the stage through a set of Lady Curtains [wtf?!] struts across it, listening to the boos and jeers headed in his direction. He leans towards the nearest camera…)
Frankie Paradise: (off-mic) YEAH BABY! WOOO! Who’s your daddy, I am bitches!
(Frankie Paradise continues his strut down towards the ring, leading on some of the women near the barrier by offering them his cheek to kiss… before dodging away and laughing at them.)
James Peters: Frankie Paradise being himself.
Rich Russillo: You say that like its a bad thing.
James Peters & Sarah Price: It is.
Rich Russillo: I hate you both so much right now.
(Finally, Frankie Paradise climbs into the ring and strips himself out his Members Only jacket and his Hawaiian shirt. He rubs himself down before leaning back in the corner to wait for his opponent.)
James Peters: Considering the last couple of weeks and later tonight, I’m wondering who you’re pulling for in this match tonight, Sarah?
Sarah Price: The same people I’m always pulling for and every single EAW event… The Fans!
(The crowd pops.)
James Peters: Good answer.
Rich Russillo: Suck up.
Bella Braxton: And his opponent…
(‘The Path’ by Senses Fall hits.)
Bella Braxton: Hailing from Hoboken, New Jersey… weighing in at 210 lbs…”The Virtuous” JEEESSSSSSEEEEEEE BAAAAAARRRRRRRLOOOOOOOOOW!
(Jesse Barlow stalks right out onto the stage and ignores every sound coming from the crowd, regardless of cheering or booing. His eyes are locked on the ring as he stalks with a predatory focus towards it.)
Sarah Price: He looks angry.
James Peters: He always looks angry.
Rich Russillo: You guys, that’s not anger. That’s virtue. He’s looking virtuous.
(Jesse Barlow hops up onto the apron and ducks into the ring.)
(DING DING DING!)
Sarah Price: And here we go!
James Peters: Frankie Paradise starts us off with a sudden rush out of the corner. Frankie Paradise going for a clothesline! Jesse Barlow ducks and spins around to wag a finger in Frankie’s face! Frankie Paradise goes for another clothesline but Jesse Barlow ducks again. Jesse Barlow wags the finger on his other hand at Frankie Paradise. Frankie Paradise getting angry and takes off for Jesse Barlow once more! Another duck! Jesse Barlow spins Frankie Paradise around! Two Finger Salute! Double Flipped Birds! AND A HEADBUTT! Headbutt to Frankie Paradise!
Sarah Price: Well done! The cleverness of Jesse Barlow is on full display tonight!
Rich Russillo: Outsmarting the Paragon of Paradise for sure. But Frankie Paradise is not out of this fight just yet! Frankie recovers from that vicious headbutt and takes the fight right back to Barlow. Frankie rocks Barlow with a stiff Forearm! Frankie grabs Barlow by the back of the neck– holding him in place for another hard right Forearm! Paradise turns and slings Barlow into the corner! Barlow gets his hands up before his face smashes into that turnbuckle. Paradise follows up, boot incoming!
Sarah Price: NO! Jesse Barlow ducks out of the way and Frankie P gets nothing but ropes! Jesse looking to capitalize here while Frankie’s trying to get himself untangled from those ropes. Barlow stalks Frankie quickly, comes up from behind… Neckbreaker! Barlow takes Paradise down with a sneak attack!
James Peters: That Neckbreaker looked pretty painful.
Sarah Price: I know. I think Barlow got a lot more out of it thanks to Frankie’s ankle being tied up in the ropes.
James Peters: A little ring assistance from the ring on that one.
Sarah Price: Ring awareness is definitely one of the key elements to being a successful professional wrestler.
Rich Russillo: :russwtf: ANYWAY! Jesse Barlow and Frankie Paradise are circling each other in the ring. Kind of like how my broadcast partner is circling the GUEST commentator tonight. Frankie and Jesse lock up, struggling against each other for the upper hand. And Frankie comes out on top this time! He pulls Barlow in and locks his arms around him in a textbook headlock! Frankie points and crosses the ring… BULLDOG!
James Peters: Frankie Paradise mounting some offense, driving Jesse Barlow’s face right into the mat! Barlow rolls away as Paradise gets to his feet. Frankie making faces at the crowd now.
Sarah Price: Big mistake! You don’t turn your back on a guy like Jesse Barlow!
James Peters: No, you don’t. And it looks like Frankie’s about to find out why… first hand!
Sarah Price: Barlow behind Frankie! Frankie doesn’t see him! Barlow locks him up… he lifts… GERMAN SUPLEX! Right on the back of the head!
James Peters: Folded in half like a pillow fort! Jesse Barlow with the quick bridge!
Sarah Price: A quick win for Jesse Barlow?!
Rich Russillo: Not a chance.
Rich Russillo: Told you.
James Peters: Frankie Paradise kicking out of the two-count there to keep himself alive. Barlow gets back to his feet and stomps on Frankie’s shoulder as he tries to get up. Paradise buckles under the stomp and Barlow lays into him with another one! Frankie gets to his knees but another brutal stomp from Barlow sends him right back down into the mat! Barlow winds up for a punt but Frankie rolls out of the ring.
Rich Russillo: Frankie taking a moment here to catch his breath. Barlow’s headed to the ropes… uh oh! Looks like he’s got some choice words for our guest!
Jesse Barlow: (off-mic) You! Stay put! Don’t even think about it!
James Peters: Looks like Barlow’s saying he’s got his eyes on you, Sarah.
Sarah Price: I know. He’s being paranoid. I’m only out here to give the fans a little change in audio scenery. I have no intention of getting involved in this match. I can wait until Wicked Games.
James Peters: I believe you.
Rich Russillo: I don’t. When’s the last time a guest commentator didn’t get involved in a match?
James Peters: Uh…
Sarah Price: Um…
Rich Russillo: The prosecution rests.
James Peters: Frankie Paradise slides back in the ring! Barlow spins around and clocks Frankie stalking him. They rush each other but Frankie stops short and takes Barlow down with a swift Arm Drag! Quick thinking there! Frankie’s not about to let Barlow get his momentum back! Frankie boots Jesse right in the gut as Jesse tries to get to his feet. Frankie pulls Barlow up and sends him into the ropes! Barlow bounces off and Paradise levels Barlow with a Dropkick! Barlow hits the mat hard and Frankie goes for the quick cover!
Sarah Price: And a kick out by Jesse Barlow! The momentum may have shifted but Barlow’s not about to give up.
Rich Russillo: Speaking of not giving up… looks who it is.
James Peters: Is that…?
Sarah Price: Oh no…
Rich Russillo: Yup!
(Hannah Marin makes her way down the ramp and towards the ring. Frankie turns his back on Jesse to watch her, giving Barlow some time to recover.)
Rich Russillo: Frankie Paradise proving he’s wise beyond his years here. I’d be keeping an eye on Hannah Marin as well. Especially with her coming down here in the middle of this match! What’s she up to?
James Peters: Nothing good, that’s for sure.
Rich Russillo: Hold up! Hannah Marin walking right around the ring and… she’s headed over here?! To our table?! Oh for fuck’s sake!
(Hannah Marin grabs a headset and takes a seat on the other side of Rich Russillo.)
Hannah Marin: James. Richard.
Rich Russillo: … Rich.
Hannah Marin: Sarah.
Sarah Price: What do you want, Hannah?
James Peters: What is going on right now?
Rich Russillo: I have no idea but we have a match to call.
James Peters: Frankie Paradise turns right around into a boot to the gut from Barlow. As Frankie doubles over, Barlow locks him up… and DDT! Right in the center of the ring!
Hannah Marin: I’m only out here to talk to you, Sarah.
Rich Russillo: Barlow pulls Frankie back up to his feet and takes Frankie back down to the mat with a quick suplex!
Sarah Price: I’ve got nothing to say to you. I’m trying to call a match here.
James Peters: It’s fine. We got it. Handle your business, Sarah.
Rich Russillo: Yeah. We can do our jobs.
Hannah Marin: That’s fine. Then you can listen.
Sarah Price: Ugh.
Rich Russillo: Frankie Paradise fighting back against Barlow now! Strong right hands sending Barlow into the corner! Barlow shoves Frankie off him and Irish Whips him towards the corner! Paradise hops up onto the middle rope and leaps off with a quick elbow to Barlow’s skull! Barlow backs off!
Hannah Marin: I’ve come to give you one more chance. Clearly, you and Jesse both want the same things. You both want to expose and eliminate the badness that has plagued EAW for so long. Together, the three of us could pose the necessary threat needed to turn the proverbial tide. Under my guidance, Jesse Barlow and Sarah Price would be unstoppable. To say the least.
James Peters: Frankie Paradise taking control now. Paradise whips Barlow into the ropes. Follows up with clothesline attempt… he’s going for this again… HITS! HE GOT IT! JESSE BARLOW GETS KNOCKED INSIDE OUT WITH A VICIOUS CLOTHESLINE FROM FRANKIE PARADISE!
Sarah Price: Ugh! Can you say even less? I’m not going to join your little psycho club. You and Jesse both can just leave me alone. Please.
Rich Russillo: Frankie’s not covering! He wants to put a little more Swing Stank on it! Frankie heading up the turnbuckle now, on the top rope! He’s balanced and he’s waiting! Barlow’s slow to get to his feet but he’s getting there. Frankie leaps off! MISSILE DROPKICK! MISSILE DROPKICK! Barlow’s sent almost across the ring!
Hannah Marin: I don’t think you understand, Sarah. This is not a negotiation. You will forfeit your match at Wicked Games against Jesse Barlow. You will join us in our quest to, clean house, as they say. Or. You will find out exactly what Jesse Barlow intends to do to everyone that stands in his way.
James Peters: Frankie has Barlow up again! They lock up… no! Barlow breaks away swiftly with a gouge to the eyes! Frankie’s in pain! Frankie’s backing up but Barlow’s on him! Chop Block! Frankie goes down! Barlow lines it up! CURB STOMP! CURB STOMP TO FRANKIE PARADISE! JESUS! I THINK I SEE BLOOD! FRANKIE PARADISE IS BUSTED OPEN!
Sarah Price: Over my dead body, Hannah. I’ll never join you two. And at Wicked Games, I’ll put an end to you and Jesse’s diabolical schemes. Just you wait and see.
Hannah Marin: …
(Hannah Marin snatches off her headset. Sarah ignores her to focus on Frankie and Jesse going at it in the ring.)
Rich Russillo: Barlow flips Frankie over and drops down to cover him…
(Hannah stomps around the table and pokes Sarah in the chest! Sarah tries to be the bigger person and ignores it.)
James Peters: The referee drops down to make the count!
(Hannah pokes Sarah in the chest. Again! Harder this time! Sarah closes her eyes and holds up a finger. Warning.)
Rich Russillo: I think this one’s a done deal!
(Hannah narrows her eyes at Sarah and SLAPS her clean across her face!)
James Peters: OH MY GOD! HANNAH MARIN JUST SLAPPED SARAH PRICE RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!
Rich Russillo: YES! I mean… OH MY GOD! WHAT?!
Sarah Price: … okay. That’s it!
(Sarah Price throws off her headset and leaps out of her chair!)
James Peters: HOLY SHIT! SARAH PRICE HAS TAKEN HANNAH MARIN DOWN RIGHT NEXT TO OUR TABLE! SHE’S ON TOP OF HER AND SHE’S HAMMERING DOWN ONTO HER WITH A FLURRY OF PUNCHES! HANNAH’S TRYING TO COVER UP BUT–
Rich Russillo: Back in the ring… oh no! Jesse Barlow has seen Sarah tackle Hannah! He’s broken up the pin on his own! He rushes for the ropes but the referee is right there to keep him in the ring! LET HIM GO, REF! LET HIM LOOSE!
Jesse Barlow: (off-mic) GET OFF HER! I’M GONNA’ KILL YOU!
James Peters: Sarah Price knocks Hannah Marin clean out and shoves at Hannah’s body as she gets to her feet!
Rich Russillo: Some movement from Frankie Paradise. He sees Barlow trying to get past the ref and to the outside! Sarah Price standing over Hannah Marin like the vicious monster she is!
James Peters: She was protecting herself!
Rich Russillo: That’s what they all say… FRANKIE PARADISE LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE AS THE REF SHOVES BARLOW BACK TO WARN HIM! FRANKIE’S RIGHT THERE! WITH THE ROLL UP! SHOULDERS DOWN!
James Peters: WAIT! NO! JESSE BARLOW KEEPS ROLLS THROUGH! BARLOW’S REVERSED IT! HE’S TRYING TO LOCK THOSE LEGS AROUND… HE’S GOT! HE’S GOT IT LOCKED IN! FINAL VERDICT! THE FINAL VERDICT IS LOCKED IN!
Rich Russillo: THAT’S IT! IT’S DONE! FRANKIE PARADISE TAPS! IMMEDIATELY! BARLOW HAS DONE IT!
(DING DING DING!)
(Barlow releases Paradise and gets back to his feet. The official checks on Frankie as Barlow rushes to those ropes!)
James Peters: Barlow looks furious as Sarah Price throws her hair out of her face! These two are staring each other down like they want to tear each other apart.
Rich Russillo: And they’re going to get their chance! At Wicked Games! I, for one, can’t wait to see Barlow punk this pretty, pretty, princess!
James Peters: Sarah Price is gonna’ kick his ass! Did you not see what she just did to Hannah Marin?!
Rich Russillo: Exactly. And you can bet that’s something Jesse Barlow won’t soon forget!
James Peters: Neither will Hannah!
(Jesse Barlow and Sarah Price are locked on each other as we cut to commercial break.)
(Commercial break for avocados from Mexico.)
(When Voltage returns, EAW’s resident doctor and Interwire Champion, Dr. Bethany Blue, is seen in catering. Dr. Blue is dressed to compete since her tag team match with Shawn Sturgis against the team of Terry Chambers and Zak Simmons is happening next. Dr. Blue has a small plate with her and on the plate is half eaten cheeseburger and a few french fries. Since returning to 75% capacity a few days ago, Dr. Blue had switched to what she had dubbed the ‘South Beach Terry’ diet in order to get herself fully ready for Wicked Games. Dr. Blue was about to scarf down another bite of the cheeseburger when someone entering into catering caught her eye.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: YOU!
(The camera shot widens and it’s Terry Chambers! He is reaching for a bottle of water but stops the second he hears the good doctor’s voice.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: You big, stupid, fat idiot. Am I really supposed to believe that you’re drinking water now?! When Nurse Goldstein and I had you in the office it was plain as day that you hadn’t been properly hydrated in years! What’s next, Terry? Are you going to reach for the lettuce wraps instead of the Hot Pockets and pizza rolls I know for sure you still consume.
(Terry takes a deep breath, summoning absolutely all the patience he has left in his body at this time, and trust the fact that when it comes to Dr. Blue, the Barbaric Carnivore is basically on a zero tolerance policy. He forces a smile to cross his face and he glances down at the food on the doctor’s plate.)
Terry Chambers: Are you really going to try and say shit to me when you’re stuffing your face with something that has over a 1,000 calories in it, and right before we go to the ring?
(A smile cross the doctor’s face.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: You see, Mr. Chambers, this is a new diet I’m trying in order to prepare for Wicked Games. In order to compete at your level, I have to first drag myself down to your level. You really tried to end my career a few weeks ago and it’s no secret that I haven’t been the same. I’ve had to be sedated and put on bedrest just so my injuries could properly heal, and now come Wicked Games, I’m literally going to beat you at your own game. It’s not enough for me to be the superior physical being around here and beat you because I’m better. Oh no! I want to make sure that I’m in the same shape you are that way when I’m as grotesque and as sluggish and as weak as you are, I can still be better than you.
(As if to further emphasize her point, the good doctor tears a huge chunk of her cheeseburger off and starts munching on it. Terry gives her the most disgusted look he has probably ever given a woman and he just shakes his head.)
Terry Chambers: You’re one crazy bitch. You know that, right?
(The doctor doesn’t even bother to swallow. She starts speaking with her mouth full.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: I’m not crazy. I’m tired of everyone thinking I’m some kind of nutbag. I am a doctor for crying out loud and I’m also a professional wrestling champion. I’m YOUR Interwire Champion, Terry, and when I push your fudging fat butt onto a stretcher and wheel you into an ambulance, I’m finally going to be done with you. Thanks to the ‘South Beach Terry’ diet, I should have enough weight on me to accomplish that.
Terry Chambers: :skip: Do I even want to know what the ‘South Beach Terry’ diet is?!
(The good doctor sits her plate down and wipes her perfectly manicured hands on her doctor’s coat. She forces a smile across her face.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: It’s nothing more than the disgusting things you put inside your body on a daily basis; sugar, carbs, unnecessary fat. All of this consumed to give you a size advantage over your opponents. I’m on to you, Mr. Chambers. You and I need to have a little come to Jesus moment, if I’m being honest. None of this ever had to happen. You and I could have been best friends and tag team partners. When this whole thing started, I truly wanted to help you Terry. I really did care. You seemed like such a kind person at the time, and I just wanted to surround myself with that kind of person and energy. It’s really sad to me that it’s all come to this, and that at Wicked Games I’m going to have to beat you once again. There is no way I’m going to give you the satisfaction of putting me on a stretcher and pushing me into an ambulance. I will do whatever I have to do to get revenge on you and send you away from this place forever! I hate when people provoke me, Mr. Chambers. I really do. I know so many ways to cut the blood supply and oxygen off to your brain that I could literaly murder you in the middle of a match.
Terry Chambers: And all it took for me to nearly end you was a few wrestling moves and sheer will to teach you a lesson, Bethany. Tonight is nothing more than a little preview of what really awaits the both of us come Wicked Games. You’ve done nothing but play games with me and I’m sick of it. Taking matters into my own hands and ripping you apart a few weeks ago was euphoric and damn near therapeutic. You stole that Interwire Championship from me. You humiliated me and dragged my family into this fight for no other reason except to be the evil person that you really are at your core. You can try all the diets, all the tricks, and bring all the nurses down to the ring with you that you want at Wicked Games, but I’m getting my championship back and I’m going to end Dr. Bethany Blue for good.
(Terry and Dr. Blue narrow their eyes at one another, but Terry is the one who’s smiling. He takes a step towards Dr. Blue, causing her to jump back and knock into the table, spilling several items onto the floor. The former champion chuckles before turning and heading out. The doctor huffs, clearly unhappy at the moment.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: I HOPE YOU DIE FROM A HEART ATTACK!
(Terry pauses for a split second, like he’s about to reply, but instead he keeps it moving. The scene fades.)
(The camera fades into the arena as “If Ya Smell” by Adam Massare plays to a chorus of cheers. The Woogieman comes out to the stage holding his Big Boogie Bhampionship. He’s dressed in casual wear as he makes his way to the ring)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen this is a tag team match scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, he is the SPECIAL GUEST ENFORCER OF THIS MATCH! THE BIG BOOGIE BHAMPION, THE… WOOGIEMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: WOOGIEMAN?!? SPECIAL GUEST ENFORCER!!! :blessed: Now he can be at ringside 100% of the time so I can see his beautiful face!
James Peters: Woah woah hold the phone. Whilst I’m glad the Woogieman is here we cant forget that Zak Simmons and Shawn Sturgis are in this match. 2 people who’ve been butting heads for the Big Boogie Bhampionship all across the map. With Woogieman as enforcer we know that he’s up to no good.
(Woogieman goes to ringside as be raises his Big Boogie Bhampionship in the air with a smile as “If Ya Smell” fades out. “Catch Hell” by Adam Calhoun ft. Katie Noel plays to boos as Zak Simmons comes out to the stage. He looks ready and anticipates this match as he makes his way to the ring with a stern face)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, Lexington Kentucky, weighing in at 245 pounds… THE SOUTHERN ELITE, ZAK… SIMMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Zak Simmons is not playing any games tonight. He wanted to be the one, the SOLE one to face the Woogieman for his Bhampionship, but no.
James Peters: He has alot on his mind tonight about The Woogieman and his opponents, if anything Woogieman is here to push this rivalry forward 100 miles per hour, let’s see how Zak and Shawn react.
(Zak Simmons walks up the stairs and stays there as “Catch Hell” is replaced by “Natural” by Imagine Dragons as Terry Chambers comes out to cheers. Terry Chambers looks serious as he shakes his head and makes his way to the ring with fierce determination)
Bella Braxton: And his partner, from Detroit Michigan, weighing in at 287 pounds… THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE, TERRY…CHAMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Whilst not similar to his partner in this match Terry Chambers also has a few problems of his own involving Dr. Bethany Blue.
James Peters: Terry is on a highrise quest to gain back the Interwire Championship and so far the Doctor has placed wall after wall in front of him. And tonight Terry has to face another wall in his quest to gain his title back in this tag match.
(Terry meets Zak on the apron where they fist bump and enter the ring taunting in the center as they go to their corner and talk game plan as “Natural” fades out. “Headstrong” by Trapt plays to a mixed reaction as Shawn Sturgis makes his way to the stage. He raises his arms in the air before making his way to the ring interacting with the crowd)
Bella Braxton: And their opponents, first from Riverside California, weighing in at 199 pounds… THE FRESH PRINCE OF MID AIR, SHAWN… STURGIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Shawn Sturgis is coming into this match with confidence. He believes that if Woogieman didn’t interfere in him and Zak’s cage match then The Southern Elite would’ve been done!
James Peters: He’s fired up, he’s ready, his intensity is up to one hundred and one! He plans to exact the same amount of damage that he did last week and more, he plans to finish the job but he didn’t come alone in that endeavor!
(Shawn Sturgis enters the ring and goes to the top rope. He spreads his arms out looking at Woogieman both having an exchange of words as “Headstrong” fades out. “Bad Medicine” by Bon Jovi plays to a stronger mixed reaction as Dr. Bethany Blue comes out with Nurse Goldstein by her side trying to check on her as she heads to the ring)
Bella Braxton: And his partner, from Miami Florida, weighing in at 128 pounds… SHE IS THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!! DR….BETHANY…BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: I don’t know about you James but I dont think Dr. Bethany Blue isn’t coming into this match 100%.
James Peters: If she wasn’t injured last week, she is now at the hands of Raven Robert’s. Terry Chambers is pleased by this sight, he wants to take opportunity. But I’m sure the Doctor will try her extra best to prevent it, in peak shape or not.
(Dr. Bethany Blue gets to ringside and shoos Nuse Goldstein away telling her to go backstage as she enters the ring. She walks up to Shawn Sturgis and hands him a doctor’s coat. Sturgis looks at it with contempt but puts it on to the happiness of the Doctor as “Bad Medicine” fades out and the Ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: Here we go as Shawn Sturgis and Terry Chambers are starting this match! Shawn and Terry quickly starting to circle around the ring as I think they’re about to lock up! They lock up! Terry and Shawn jockeying for position as Terry is slowly pushing Shawn to the ropes! Shawn quickly turning it though as he pushes him into the corner! BUT TERRY SHOVING HIM AWAY WITH EASE! Shawn pushed to the center of the ring as he gets back up. Shawn starts to circle around again- BUT TERRY KICKING HIM RIGHT IN THE GUT!
Terry Chambers (Off-Mic): Go tag in your friend.
Dr. Bethany Blue (Off-Mic): No no I think I’m fine. I need an adequate amount of rest before I can get into the ring, go on.
James Peters: The Doctor backing off as Terry is confused! BUT SHAWN WITH A NICE DROPKICK CATCHING TERRY OFF GUARD! Terry stumbling off to an empty corner as Shawn runs! BUT TERRY CATCHING HIM! URANAGE SLAM! Shawn sits up as Terry breaks into a run! KICK! OH! BUT SHAWN STIFFENS UP! Shawn gets up as Terry reels back a punch! BUT SHAWN DUCKS AND GRABS HIM INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX! BUT TERRY WHIPPING HIS HEAD BACK FORCING SHAWN TO STUMBLE TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE CORNER! Terry running! BIG CLOTHESLINE TO SHAWN! Terry not stopping as he lands some big repeated strikes to the head of Sturgis! Woogieman running over to count it seems.
Woogieman (Off-Mic): 1, 2, 3- oh what am I kidding I don’t care!
Rich Russillo: I smell bias.
James Peters: Indeed. But Shawn managing to separate from Terry with a well placed punch forcing him back. TERRY RUNNING ATTEMPTING A CLOTHESLINE! SHAWN GETS KNOCKED DOWN! Shawn kipping up though quickly! Terry nailing punches trying to push Shawn into the corner! But Shawn taking a extra step trying to gain some distance as he runs to his corner he’s about to tag in Dr. Bethany Blue!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT THE GOOD DOCTOR DROPPING OFF THE APRON! Shawn looks in shock as he’s yelling at Dr. Bethany Blue! Shawn turning! TERRY RUNNING FOR A BIG BOOT! BUT SHAWN DUCKS UNDER AND GRABS TERRY! ROLLUP!
James Peters: TERRY KICKS OUT QUICKLY BUT SHAWN PULLING HIM DOWN BEFORE HE CAN GET UP! Shawn trying to convince the Doctor to tag in but it seems she doesn’t want to be in the ring with the Barbaric Carnivore! Terry getting to his feet and lands a kick on the gut of Sturgis! BUT SHAWN MANAGING TO GET BEHIND TERRY! GERMAN SUPLEX- NO TERRY PURPOSELY DROPPING HIS WEIGHT SO STURGIS CAN LIFT HIM AND TERRY LANDS ON HIS FEET!
Rich Russillo: ZAK SIMMONS IS IN! Shawn doesn’t know what’s going on as Zak is already perched on the top rope! CROSSBODY! SHAWN IS DOWN AS ZAK IS UNRAVELING IN ZAK LANDING PUNCHES AND PUNCHES DOWN ON A GROUNDED STURGIS! SHAWN STUMBLING OUT AND GRABBING ZAK FROM BEHIND AND PULLING HIM UP! RUNNING BULLDOG! Shawn quickly going to the legs of Zak! SHAWN LOCKING IN A SHARPSHOOTER! ZAK YELLING AS HE CRAWLS TO THE ROPES! HE HAS THE ROPES-
James Peters: WOOGIEMAN! WOOGIE PRYING ZAK’S HAND OFF THE ROPES SO THAT THE REF DOESN’T NOTICE THE ROPE BREAK! Shawn taking advantage bringing him back to the center of the ring but Zak quickly grabbing the ropes again as the Ref notices this time! Shawn finally forced to step back as Zak looks furious at Woogieman and gets back into this match getting up quickly! Zak looking to make things right as he slowly starts to lock up! BUT SHAWN ISN’T HERE FOR THAT AS HE KICKS ZAK IN THE GUT! Zak shaking it off as he runs! SHAWN WITH A LARIAT! NO ZAK DUCKS UNDER AND FALLS INTO A CORNER AS SHAWN RUNS! CLOTHESLINE- NO ZAK MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!
Rich Russillo: DR. BETHANY BLUE TAGGED HERSELF IN! For the one who didn’t want to be tagged into the match she was quick to tag herself in :mjgrin:. Dr. Bethany Blue slowly getting into the ring as Zak gives a smirk. ZAK GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT THE DOCTOR SLIDES UNDER! KNEE RIGHT TO THE BACK OF ZAK! BUT ZAK WITH A BACKFIST TO RETALIATE BACK! Remember the Doctor is severely injured so any mistakes will be her downfall. The Doctor stumbles back as Zak irish whips her into the ropes! Zak doubles over looking to lift her up! BUT DR. BETHANY BLUE WITH A KNEE LIFT! Zak is stunned as Dr. Bethany Blue goes for the TJD! BUT ZAK DODGES THE SUPERKICK! LEG DROP BULLDOG!!!
James Peters: Just look at the Doctor that one move took a big toll out of her because of the injuries she sustained at the hands of Terry Chambers. Dr. Bethany Blue crawling up to her feet as Zak grabs her! Zak with a big punch! Zak with some big punches to the Doctor as she’s forced to step back! DR. BETHANY BLUE WITH A BIG CHOP STOPPING THE ONSLAUGHT! She grabs Zak and pulls him down! KNEE DROP TO THE LEG! Zak shoots up as he clutches his leg and Dr. Bethany Blue looks to tag in to Sturgis! But Zak is still holding on! Zak grabbing the leg of Dr. Bethany Blue and pulling himself up! BUT DR. BETHANY BLUE THROWING HIM OUT OF THE RING! The Ref about to start the count-
Rich Russillo: BUT WOOGIEMAN THROWING HIM INTO THE RING! The Doctor kicking Zak out again! BUT WOOGIEMAN THROWING HIM RIGHT BACK IN! Dr. Bethany Blue clearly looks confused but it looks like she shrugged it off and she’s right back into the match. The Doctor pulling Zak up! BUT ZAK RAMMING HIS KNEE RIGHT ONTO HER GUT BEFORE HITTING AN AXE HANDLE SENDING HER TO A KNEE! Zak scooping her right up! SAMOAN DROP!!! The Doctor grabbing her back in severe pain as what is Zak doing!
James Peters: TERRY WAS TAGGED IN BUT DR. BETHANY BLUE TAGGED IN SHAWN RETREATING FROM THE SCENE! Terry laughing it off as Terry and Shawn face off for the second time in this match! TERRY RUNNING IN! BIG BOOT CATCHING SHAWN OFF GUARD! Terry pulling Shawn right back up! GERMAN SUPLEX! Terry already dominating Shawn right out of the gate! Terry grabbing Shawn and bringing him up from behind- SHAWN WITH A STUNNER TAKING HIM DOWN! SHAWN GOING FOR THE PIN!!!
Rich Russillo: TERRY KICKS OUT! He rolling out of the ring as Sturgis follows! Terry grabbing at his chin and walking away as Shawn runs! DROPKICK- NO! TERRY PUSHES IT AWAY! SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! Terry quickly rolling into the ring!
James Peters: But look Woogieman coming through and throwing Shawn Sturgis right back into the ring. Look at our national hero keeping this match at a fast pace :blessed:. Shawn getting up slowly as Terry manhandles him and throws him across the ring! Shawn getting up and shaking himself off but TERRY! TERRY LIFTING HIM OVER HIS HEAD! SHAWN THOUGH ROLLING THROUGH! RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP TAKING THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE DOWN!!! Shawn quickly crawling over looking for a tag to Dr. Bethany Blue which she’s clearly hesitant to do!
Rich Russillo: Dr. Bethany Blue gets tagged in! Terry Chambers on a knee as he stands up and starts circling around the Doctor reluctantly obliging! THEY LOCK UP! Terry quickly toying around with Dr. Bethany Blue going into a bear hug and slamming her down! He quickly turns it into a headlock as the Doctor quickly reverses rolling out of it! KNEE DROP! That clearly affected the Doctor as well as she grabs her leg in pain as yet again the injuries come into play. That stops Terry for a moment as he’s now getting up to his feet! LOOK! THE DOCTOR TACKLES TERRY! THEY FALL OUT OF THE RING! THIS FIGHT SPILLS TO THE OUTSIDE AS BOTH OF THEM LAND PUNCH AFTER PUNCH DOWN ON EACHOTHER! Zak quickly about to leave the ring to help Terry- SHAWN! STURGIS BLINDSIDES ZAK AND ATTACKS HIM IN THE RING AS THE REF TRIES TO SPLIT THEM UP!
James Peters: ON THE OUTSIDE TERRY LANDS A GOOD PUNCH ON DR. BETHANY BLUE AS SHE BECOMES DIZZY AS SHE HOBBLES AROUND! SPINEBUSTER! The Doctor is in extreme pain as Terry is looking to finish her off here once and for all! WAIT! IT’S NURSE GOLDSTEIN! SHE’S LOOKING TO ATTACK TERRY AS SHE RUNS DOWN! Terry begging for it as she tells him to bring IT- DR. BETHANY BLUE WITH A FOREARM! It isn’t that effective but it stops Terry right in his tracks. Wait what?!
Terry Chambers (Off-Mic): AGH!!!!
Rich Russillo: Terry dropping flat to the ground! I THINK HE’S HAVING A HEART ATTACK! TERRY SHAKING AROUND GRABBING HIS CHEST AS NURSE GOLDSTEIN JOINS DR. BETHANY BLUE! The Doctor is visibly in fear and shock as neither of them know what to do in this situation! Look the Ref quickly rolls out of the ring and checks on Terry as it’s clear he isn’t ok! WAIT HOLD IT!
James Peters: THE WOOGIEMAN! THE SPECIAL GUEST ENFORCER ROLLS INTO THE RING AND GOES AFTER BOTH SHAWN AND ZAK! WOOGIEMAN PUNCHING AWAY ON BOTH OF THEM! BUT SHAWN PUSHES HIM AWAY RIGHT INTO ZAK! ELITE ENDING! THE RUNNING KNEE STRIKE CONNECTS ON WOOGIEMAN KNOCKING HIM DOWN! Woogieman rolls out of the ring as both of them look very pleased at this sight-
Rich Russillo: BUT LOOK! ZAK RUNNING AT A DISTRACTED SHAWN! ZAK HITS ELITE ENDING! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE! ZAK JUMPS INTO THE PIN!
Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
James Peters: THE REF IS STILL CHECKING ON TERRY! Zak quickly grabs the Ref from the hair at ringside!
Zak Simmons (Off-Mic): I WAS GONNA WIN BUT YOU WEREN’T THERE! DO YOUR JOB AND COUNT THE PIN!
Rich Russillo: Zak is furious! BUT WAIT SHAWN! SHAWN ROLLS ZAK UP! WAIT! THEY’RE NOT THE LEGAL COMPETITORS IN THIS MATCH!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Headstrong” plays as Shawn Sturgis quickly gets up and rolls out of the ring as Zak Simmons tries to grab him but grabs nothing but air. Zak is furious as Shawn looks with a smirk)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen here are your winners, the team of THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION DR. BETHANY BLUE AND SHAWN STURGIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: I’m happy for Shawn I truly am, but what about Terry? Is he ok?!
(Dr. Bethany Blue looks ready to give CPR to Terry Chambers who is still shaking and grabbing at his heart. Nurse Goldstein is by his side trying to check his pulse and do Doctor stuff to try and help the situation)
James Peters: OH! TERRY GRABS BOTH DR. BETHANY BLUE AND NURSE GOLDSTEIN BY THE THROAT! HE LIVES! HE WAS FAKING! TERRY STANDS STRAIGHT UP WITH A SMIRK AS BOTH THE DOCTOR AND NURSE GOLDSTEIN ARE HELPLESS!
Spanish Commentators: ¡NO POR QUÉ ESTO SIEMPRE SUCEDE A NOSOTROS!
Rich Russillo: TERRY CHAMBERS JUST CHOKESLAMMED DR. BETHANY BLUE AND NURSE GOLDSTEIN INTO THE SPANISH ANNOUNCERS DESK!!!
James Peters: I don’t even know what was happening half the time in this match, it was mayhem! If anything the Doctor’s injuries have worsened and Terry Chambers just showed that he can play mind games as well as it’s clear to say this is a warning for Wicked Games!
(Medical Personnel quickly run out helping Dr. Bethany Blue and Nurse Goldstein. Terry Chambers looks pleased with himself as he grabs the Interwire Title and holds it up in the air claiming that it will be in his hands soon enough as the Voltage cuts to commercial break.)
(Commercial break for bottled water. Please stay hydrated at all times.)
(When Voltage returns, Jesse Barlow is seen getting ready to join Rich and James for this next match. After a moment, the feed switches to Bella.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
( “Breakin’ Outta Hell” by Airbourne blasts through the speakers to a resounding mixed reaction from the Mexican audience. PAKA emerges from the gorilla position and glances at the crowd before advancing towards the squared circle )
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! From Mie Province, Japan, weighing in at 225 pounds….. SHOOOOORTFUUUUUUUSE…. PAKKKKKKAAAAAAA!!!
James Peters: Any individual who has the opportunity to step into the ring with Paka better bring their best effort because he is one of the most hard-hitting, menacing elitists on the Voltage roster. As a highly-skilled technician, Sarah Price is certainly going to have difficulty overtopping the man of his stature.
(As PAKA stretches in the corner, ‘Land Of The Innocent’ by Feathers begins to play. Sarah Price approaches the stage as she is met by a pop. With a focused smile on her face, she made her way down the aisle. )
Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT. From London, England, weighing in at 110 pounds… SAAAARRAHHHHHH PRIIIICEEEE
Rich Russillo: Without a doubt, Sarah Price is the underdog coming into this match. However, we’ve seen the stories of underdogs achieving the impossible and it is possible for us to see another one be written here in Guadalajara, Mexico.
Jesse Barlow: Like that’d happen.
( DING! DING! DING! )
James Peters: The bell has rung as this match is officially underway. This is going to be an interesting match as these two are polar opposites of each other. Paka has the technical powerhouse style where he can use his towering strength and penetrating techniques to overthrow his opponents while Sarah Price is an acrobatic who mainly uses the air as her portal towards a victory. The one thing that Price needs to avoid here tonight is being over encumbered by that size difference.
Jesse Barlow: Both individuals going for a collar-and-elbow tie-up, Price quickly changes direction as she circles around Paka and rolls into the ground to avoid the tie-up. Price understood that it was a battle she couldn’t win and suckered Paka in. Price continues to evade the wrath of Paka as she dodges the lefts and rights. Price goes around his waist, Paka slaps her wrists away and throws his elbow back. Price ducks down, takes a step back and leaps onto Paka. WHEELBARROW PIN!
Rich Russillo: However, Paka utilising his strength as he holds onto Sarah Price! Price has nowhere to go as Paka holds Price in front of him… PRICE MANEUVERS IT INTO A WHEELBARROW FACEBUSTER! Price just turned Paka’s world inside out as she gets up to her feet and rebounds off the corner turnbuckles.. She rolls into the ground and jumps up…. ROLLING DROPKICK RIGHT INTO THE CHEST OF PAKA!! Paka is still on his legs as he backs up into the corner.
James Peters: Price runs into Paka…. CORNER DROPKICK!! Paka thunderstruck by these waves of maneuvers as Price comes off the ropes! AND PAKA CATCHES PRICE!! Price was looking for a crossbody, but Paka catches her mid-flight. PAKA TOSSES HER UP INTO THE AIR!! PRICE GRABS BOTH ARMS AND DRIVES PAKA INTO THE CANVAS WITH A CRUCIFIX DRIVER!!
Jesse Barlow: Kickout! Price has been pulling surprises left and right out of nowhere as she gets a hold of Paka’s wrist. She keeps her grip as she rebounds off the ropes! ARM DRAG!! NO!! Paka keeps her on the ground and lifts her up. He tosses her into the ropes and crouches down. Price rolls over his shoulders, rolls into the ground, dodges Paka and SENDS HIM INTO THE GROUND WITH A HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN!!
Rich Russillo: What athleticism shown by Sarah Price as PAKA COMES OFF THE ROPES AND TURNS HER INSIDE OUT!!! Just like that, Shortfuse Paka changes the complexion of this match in a heartbeat. Paka now rebounds off the ropes, places his boot onto the face of Price and jumps up…. AND FLATTENS PRICE WITH A JUMPING SENTON SPLASH! COVER!
James Peters: Price gets her shoulder up as Paka quickly pulled her up. Paka with shoot kicks to the face as he brings Price in! URANAGE SLAM!! BUT PRICE ESCAPES THE HOLD AND GETS HER FOOT UP! YAKUZA KICK!!! BUT PAKA HOLDS ONTO IT AND FLIPS IT UPWARDS!! PRICE LANDS CLEAN ON HER FEET AND SENDS PAKA PACKING OUT OF THE RING WITH A HURRICANRANA!!
Rich Russillo: Paka gets up to his feet while Price comes off the ropes! SUIIIIICIDDDEE DIVVE!!! NO!!! PAKA GRABS AND CIRCLES AROUND HER WAIST!! AND TOSSES HER BACK FIRST INTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!! WHAT BRUTALITY BY THE WRECKING BALL!!
Jesse Barlow: He is truly an annihilating machine and Price is on the expense of his dangerous tactics. Paka lightly whips her into the barricade and takes a few steps back… Price has yet to move as PAKA COMES CHARGING IN LIKE A BULL!!! SHOTGUN KICK, SENDING PRICE BOUNCING OFF THE BARRICADE!!! MY GOD!!
James Peters: This is what happens when you don’t put one-hundred percent of your focus onto a juggernaut such as PAKA. Paka now slides her into the ring.. HE PICKS HER UP!! HE’S LOOKING FOR THE WRECKING BOMB THIS EARLY!! PRICE JUMPS OVER HIS SHOULDERS!! PAKA CHARGES INTO HER!
Jesse Barlow: Price gets her left foot up, but Paka grabs it and tilts her body towards the ropes! HE GRABS HER NECK!! ROPE HUNG- PRICE GETS OUT OF THE ROPES, BOUNCES OFF THE TOP ROPE AND DRILLS HIM WITH A SHIRANUI!!! PRICE QUICKLY PINS HIM DOWN!
Rich Russillo: An awesome counter by Sarah Price, using the ropes as an advantage as she bounces off the ropes.. Paka has made it up to his feet while PRICE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES!! SPRINGBOARD KNEE RIGHT ONTO THE TEMPLE! Paka is staggered as Price gets up to her feet and runs the ropes!!! PRICE SPINS AROUND PAKA!! TILT-A-WHIRL DDT!!!
James Peters: BUT PAKA HOLDS ON!! PAKA CARRIES HER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AND HOISTS HER UP!! SUPLEX!!! PRICE FLIPS OVER PAKA AND PLANTS HIM WITH A NECKBREAKER!! ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL COUNTER BY SARAH PRICE AS SHE GETS UP TO HER FEET!
Rich Russillo: Paka is on both feet while Price charges in from the corner! SUPERKICK!!! NO!! PAKA GRABS HER FOOT AND SPINS HER AROUND!! AND GETS CAUGHT FROM A SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM SARAH PRICE!!! PAKA IS STUNNED AS PRICE RICOCHETS OFF THE ROPES!!! DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER!!! PRICE QUICKLY MOUNTS ONTO HIM FOR THE COVER!
Jesse Barlow: NO!!! Paka powers out at two and retreats out of the ring.. So far in this match, Paka has been overwhelmed by the innovative offense of Sarah Price. SHE SOARS OVER THE TOP ROPE!! TOPPPPPPEE CONNN HILLO!!!!! PRICE GETS PAKA INTO THE RING AND ASCENDS TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! SHE LEAPPS!!! MISSILE DROPKICK ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!! COVER!!
ONE.. TWO…. T-
James Peters: ANOTHER KICK-OUT!! We are now starting to see frustration in the eyes of Sarah Price and who wouldn’t? However, she needs to weather the storm if she wants to walk out with another victory under her belt. Price anxiously standing by in the corner while Paka rises up to his feet! PRICE CHARGES IN!! ENCHANTMENT BREAKER!!
Rich Russillo: NO!! PRICE BOUNCES OFF THE CORNER AS PAKA SIDESTEPPED IT! PAKA RUNS INTO HER!! LARIAT!! NO!! PRICE DUCKS AND RUNS OFF THE ROPES!! PAKA COUNTERS WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY!! A deadly interception as that sent Price reeling out to ringside… PAKA NOW RUNS THE CANVAS!!! HE SOARS THROUGH THE ROPES!! WREEECCKKKIINNNNG BALLLL PLLLLANNNNNCHAAA!!
Jesse Barlow: Price thuds off the barricade as Paka gets her back into the squared circle.. Paka slides under the bottom rope and rebounds off the ropes….. RUNNING LLARRIAATT!!! SARAH PRICE’S WORLD JUST GOT TURNED UPSIDE DOWN AS PAKA HOOKS BOTH LEGS!
ONE… TWO… T-
James Peters: PRICE POWERS OUT!!! Paka slowly gets up to her feet as he signals for the end. What an exchange between these two as Paka lifts Price into a powerbomb! WRECKING BOMB INCOMING!! PRICE TURNS IT INTO A SIT-OUT FACEBUSTER!! PAKA IS SPIKED AS PRICE IS UP HER ON FEET!!! SHE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND INTO PAKA!! PAKA PICKS HER UP AND SLAMS HER DOWN WITH A VICIOUS SPINEBUSTER!! Paka sends her onto the apron and steps through the ropes..
Rich Russillo: Paka looking to put the finishing touches as he pulled her up into a powerbomb…. PRICE ESCAPES THE HOLD AND BLASTS PAKA WITH A PUMP KICK!! A PUMP KICK CLEAN ON THE JAW AS PRICE JUMPS AND GRABS HIS HEAD!! AND DRILLS HIM ONTO THE APRON WITH A REVERSE STO!!! PAKA’S SKULL GOES CRUSHING ONTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING AS PRICE GETS HIM BACK INTO THE RING…
Jesse Barlow: PRICE IS ON THE TOP ROPE!!! MOOOOOONSAULLLLT!!!! NO!!! PAKA GETS BOTH OF HIS KNEES UP! PAKA GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND HOISTS HIM UP IN THE AIR!!!! WRECKINNNNNNG BOMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBB!!!! THE SIT-OUT POWERBOMB AS PAKA PINS HIM DOWN FOR THE WIN!
ONE.. TWO… THRE-
James Peters: NO!!!! Paka is livid! Price was somehow able to get her shoulder up and Paka can’t believe it!! Paka doing his best to calm himself down as he picks Price up onto his shoulders! He has him in a fireman’s carry as he IS LOOKING FOR THE COMPACT DRIVER!! BUT PRICE JUMPS OVER HIS SHOULDERS AND REBOUNDS OFF THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE!! PAKA TURNS AROUND!! ENNNNCHANNNNNTTTMMENNNNNT BREAKKKKKKERRR!!! COVER!!
ONE… TWO… THRE-
Rich Russillo: PAKA GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!!!! WOW!!! Paka was a split second away from taking another loss, but he is still in this. Price is shocked as she sits in the corner.. Paka is showing life here as he gingerly ascends to his feet.. PRICE WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW!! PAKA IS STAGGERED AS HE IS STRUGGLING TO STAND ON HIS FEET!! PAKA’S FEET IS WOBBLED AS PRICE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES…. AND GETS CAUGHT WITH A HEADBUTT!!! PAKA WITH THE KNOCKOUT HEADBUTT TO THE FOREHEAD OF SARAH PRICE AND BOTH ELITISTS ARE DOWN AND OUT!!!
Jesse Barlow: This crowd are on their feet as Paka and Price has put on clinic. Both individuals now rising up to their feet, both battered up as they charge into each other! AND UNLOADS A FRENZY OF STRIKES ONTO EACH OTHER! BOTH EMPTYING OUT THEIR AMMUNITION ONTO EACH OTHER AS PRICE OVERWHELMS HIM WITH A MULTITUDE OF FOREARMS!! SUPERKICK!!!
James Peters: Paka side steps and lights her up with various palm strikes to the chest and body. Paka spins around! SPINNING BACK FIST!!!!! WHAT A BACK FIST AS PAKA WHIPS HIS HEAD BACK!!! AND INTO PRICE!! PRICE CATCHES HIM WITH A SUPERKICK!!! PRICE CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK OUT OF THE BLUE AS SHE SLOWLY MAKES HER WAY TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!
(Jesse Barlow leaves the commentary booth as Sarah Price is perched on the top turnbuckle. )
Rich Russillo: Barlow is getting a closer look as he steps onto the apron and yells at Price! What the hell is he doing? Barlow looks to avenge Hannah from the altercation from earlier tonight as the referee gets him off the apron.. PAKA TAKES OUT HER LEGS AND CATCHES HER INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY! OH NO!!!! SHE CARRIES HER ACROSS THE RING!! COMPPPPACCCTTT DRIIIIVVVVVVERRRRR!!!!! COVER!!
ONE… TWO… THREE!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
(‘Breakin’ Outta Hell’ by Airbourne hits to a thunderous pop as Shortfuse Paka gingelly rolls out the ring. As he wipes off his sweat, Jesse Barlow slides back into the ring. )
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. SHORRRRTTFUUUUUSEEE…. PAKKKKKAAAA!!!!!!
James Peters: Barlow isn’t done with Price as he stands over her.. Barlow with an ominous stare in his eyes as he crouches down to pick her up… PAKA GETS BACK INTO THE RING AND TURNS BARLOW AROUND!!! AND BLASTS HIM WITH THE KNOCKOUT HEADBUTT!!!! BARLOW IS OUT!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Barlow attempted to upstage Paka by getting the last laugh, but Paka turned things around and Jesse Barlow is down on the ground. What a match between these two individuals. Sarah Price may have received the fat L tonight, but she put an impressive fight against the bigger Paka and there is nothing to take away from that.
James Peters: Certainly, there will be consequences for PAKA’s actions as we’ve all come to know how vicious Jesse Barlow can really be. However, that’s the last thing on Paka’s mind as he walks out of Guadalajara with yet another victory.
(The camera takes one final shot of PAKA before fading into a commercial.)
(Commercial break for Roku TVs.)
(As Voltage fades back in from the final commercial, Bella is seen standing by for the last time tonight.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is an EXTREME WARFARE MATCH, and it is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first!..
(‘Gangsta’ by New Years Day hits and the crowd begin cheering as Ms. Extreme walks out to the stage. She stops at the ramp when ‘We Appreciate Power’ by Grimes hits, and Consuela Rose Ava walks out to join her. The process continues as ‘Roll With Me’ by Charlie XCX hits and Andrea Valentine joins them, and finally ‘Mark my Words’ by Doll Skin hits, and Raven Roberts joins the three. Immediately after, the four walk down to the ring together.)
Bella Braxton: Making their way to the ring… The team of MS. EXTREME, CONSHELA ROSE AVA, THE EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION ANDREA VALENTINE, AND THE EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION, RAVEN ROBERTS!!!
James Peters: Oh man, this match is going to be huge. Extreme warfare, with eight competitors in the ring at the same time! I have no idea what to expect from this match other than chaos, but I do know one thing for sure. This is a team I can see coming out on top.
Rich Russillo: I can’t disagree too much. All four of these competitors have had their problems with Charlie and Veena, and that’s only two of the four on their team. Let’s not forget Consuela’s problems with Gaines, and the fact that Raven surely would love to take out her anger after being humiliated earlier in the night by the tag team champions!
James Peters: Yeah, they’re gonna want to make a statement tonight. Plus, I know Ms. Extreme also would like some payback after Charlie Marr stole a win against her just last Voltage. Anyways, here comes their opponents now!
(‘We Own the Night’ by Hollywood Undead hits and the crowd begins and the crowd immediately begins to boo as Serena Riot walks out and waits at the stage. ‘Thunderstruck’ by AC/DC hits, and a much more positive reaction is heard, with some still booing due to association as Korey Gaines walks out to join Serena Riot. Afterwards, ‘It Ain’t Safe’ by Skepta hits and Charlie Marr walks out, which after a short while is replaced by ‘ME’ by Taylor Swift ft. Brendon Urie, and Veena Adams walks out to join the others, and the two cause the crowd to immediately begin booing once again as all four competitors walk towards the ring.)
Bella Braxton: And their opponents.. The team of SERENA RIOT, KOREY GAINES, THE EAW CHAMPION CHARLIE MARR, AND VERMA ADAMS!!!!
James Peters: I will say, this is a team that screams unpredictability. Korey Gaines with his high flying abilities. Serena Riot and her destructive nature. We all know just what Veena and Charlie could do. I will say that there’s always a chance that this team takes the win here. I know many people would count out the likes of Serena, Korey, and even Veena due to a lack of experience, but you really never know with these guys.
Rich Russillo: Trust me. Korey Gaines and Serena Riot are future champions here in EAW. Veena Adams? She could get what she wants, whenever she wants if she truly desired it. You’re definitely right about the unpredictability of this team. We’ve seen Raven, Consuela, Andrea, and Raven work together tons of times. These four? This should be interesting to see.
James Peters: I can’t say I have a certain pick here to win this match, especially with the emotions that’ll likely be running high here. I guess we’ll just have to see for ourselves now!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: This main event match is now underway- AND ALL EIGHT COMPETITORS ARE GOING AFTER EACH OTHER AT ONCE! ANDREA VALENTINE SENDING VEENA ADAMS OUTSIDE THE RING, AND NOW SHE’S RUNNING THE ROPES AS EVERYONE BRAWLS! SUICIDE DIVE, TAKING OUT VEENA ADAMS EARLY ON, BUT LOOK! KOREY GAINES MANAGES TO TAKE OUT CONSUELA ROSE AVA, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS SOMETHING SIMILAR IN MIND! OVER THE TOP MOONSAULT PLANCHA BY GAINES!! FOUR OF THE COMPETITORS HAVE ALREADY GONE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, MEANWHILE MS. EXTREME IS BRAWLING WITH CHARLIE MARR, AND IT LOOKS LIKE RAVEN ROBERTS CURRENTLY HAS THE UPPER HAND AGAINST SERENA RIOT!
Rich Russillo: RAVEN ROBERTS NOW THROWING SERENA OUTSIDE THE RING, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S GOING FOR A SUICIDE DIVE OF HER OWN AS SHE BEGINS RUNNING THE ROPES- BUT SHE’S INTERCEPTED AS KOREY GAINES CONNECTS WITH A SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE! IT LOOKS LIKE THIS MATCH IS SLOWLY FAVORING CHARLIE MARR’S TEAM AS KOREY CONNECTS WITH A KICK TO MS. EXTREME’S MIDSECTION, BEFORE HE AND CHARLIE GRAB HER IN A FRONT FACELOCK! DOUBLE SUPLEX BY CHARLIE AND KOREY! THE TWO MEN NOT GOING FOR THE COVER, AS CONSUELA AND ANDREA ARE BACK IN THIS MATCH AND THEY’RE GOING RIGHT AFTER MARR AND GAINES!
James Peters: CONSUELA WASTING NO TIME AS SHE SENDS KOREY SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST, AND NOW IT’S JUST A MUGGING AS CONSUELA AND ANDREA ARE TAKING EVERYTHING OUT ON CHARLIE! MEANWHILE IT LOOKS LIKE SERENA HAS COME TO HER SENSES AS SHE PULLS RAVEN OUT OF THE RING- BUT THERE’S A LEG LARIAT JUST AS SHE MANAGES TO DO SO! RAVEN NOW MAKING HER WAY TOWARDS VEENA ADAMS WHO’S BEEN PRETTY QUIET AFTER THAT SUICIDE DIVE, AND THERE’S MS. EXTREME, WHO SEEMS TO HAVE RECOVERED ON THE OTHER SIDE OF VEENA! VEENA IS CORNERED RIGHT NOW, AND NOW BOTH MS. EXTREME AND RAVEN ROBERTS ARE TAKING VEENA OUT! VEENA IS TRYING TO FIGHT BACK BUT SHE STANDS NO CHANCE AGAINST THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION AND THE FORMER PURE CHAMPION!
Rich Russillo: CONSUELA AND ANDREA HAVEN’T STOPPED THIS ATTACK ON CHARLIE- BUT THEY SHOULD’VE PAID SOME ATTENTION TO THEIR OTHER OPPONENTS, AS GAINES SEEMS TO HAVE RECOVERED! SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT BY GAINES, TAKING OUT ANDREA AND CONSUELA AT THE SAME TIME! GAINES HOLDING ONTO HIS SHOULDER, BUT HE’S NOT STOPPING THERE! GAINES NOW EXITING THE RING, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GRABBING SOMETHING AS SERENA RIOT IS JOINING HIM! It’s.. Oh wow! KOREY JUST GRABBED TWO KENDO STICKS, AND HE JUST GAVE ONE TO HIS PARTNER SERENA! KOREY NOW RE-ENTERING THE RING, AND LOOK AT THIS! SERENA NOW IS WHACKING BOTH RAVEN AND MS. EXTREME WITH THAT KENDO STICK, AND IN THE RING KOREY IS DOING THE SAME THING TO CONSUELA AND ANDREA!
James Peters: BOTH CHARLIE AND VEENA SEEM TO HAVE BEEN TAKEN OUT OF THE EQUATION TEMPORARILY, BUT BOTH KOREY AND SERENA ARE EVENING THE ODDS AS THEY’RE CONTINUING THIS KENDO STICK ASSAULT! KOREY NOW THROWING ANDREA OUTSIDE OF THE RING, ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE FROM SERENA AND THE OTHERS, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S NOW AIMING TO FOCUS ON HIS WICKED GAMES OPPONENT AS HE JUST BEGINS TO CONNECT WITH HARD HITTING GROUNDED PUNCHES! CONSUELA IS CLEARLY HAVING A TOUGH TIME NOW, BUT IT’S PROBABLY ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE AS CHARLIE IS BEGINNING TO USE THE ROPES TO GET TO HIS FEET! THE EAW CHAMPION IS BACK IN THIS MATCH, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS HIS SIGHTS SET ON ANDREA AS HE PICKS UP THE KENDO STICK KOREY LEFT ON THE MAT!
Rich Russillo: Andrea slowly managing to get to her feet- AND CHARLIE NOW WHACKS THE KENDO STICK RIGHT INTO THE MIDSECTION! ANDREA HOLDING HER STOMACH IN PAIN, BUT IT’S JUST THE OPENING CHARLIE WANTED AS HE GRABS HER AND SENDS HER INTO THE BARRICADE! CHARLIE WITH A BIG GRIN ON HIS FACE NOW AS HIS TEAM IS FINDING THEIR WAY BACK INTO THIS MATCH! VEENA NOW MOVING AWAY FROM THE PILE OF BODIES CAUSED BY SERENA RIOT, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S REACHING UNDER THE RING FOR A WEAPON OF HER OWN, AND LOOK AT THAT! IT’S A STEEL CHAIR! VEENA’S GOT A STEEL CHAIR, AND NOW SHE JUST SLAMMED IT OVER THE BACK OF THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION! CHARLIE, SERENA, AND VEENA ARE TAKING OUT RAVEN, ANDREA, AND MS. EXTREME, THINGS AREN’T LOOKING GOOD FOR THE BEATING HEART OF VOLTAGE!
James Peters: But look! It seems like Consuela has managed to turn the tables as she pushes Gaines off of her! Both competitors now getting back to their feet with Consuela on the ropes. Gaines now charging in- RIGHT INTO A BOOT TO THE FACE! CONSUELA NOW RUNNING THE ROPES AS GAINES IS STUNNED, AND SHE DUCKS A CLOTHESLINE FROM GAINES- SUICIDE DIVE TO SERENA RIOT!! CONSUELA NOW RUNNING THE ROPES AGAIN, AND THERE’S A HURRICANRANA TO KOREY GAINES! CONSUELA NOW QUICKLY MAKING HER WAY TO THE TOP ROPE, AND THERE’S A DIVING CROSSBODY TO CHARLIE MARR AND VEENA ADAMS!! CONSUELA JUST TOOK OUT CHARLIE, VEENA, AND SERENA ALL BY HERSELF, AND GAINES ISN’T LOOKING TOO GOOD EITHER!
Rich Russillo: Consuela now up to the top rope once again as Korey manages to make it back into the ring, AND THERE’S ANOTHER DIVING CROSSBODY, THIS TIME TO GAINES ALONE AS CONSUELA GOES FOR THE FIRST COVER OF THIS ENTIRE MATCH!
Rich Russillo: AND JUST A COUNT OF ONE!! Consuela seems surprised at that, but it’s not enough for her to stop as backs up into the corner! Consuela is waiting for Gaines to get up, and if I had to take a guess, I think she’s setting up for that knee of death! Gaines is using the turnbuckles to pull himself to his feet, and I really don’t think he knows where he is! Gaines now turning around, AND CONSUELA CHARGES IN- RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK!! JUST AS CONSUELA CHARGED IN FOR THE KNEE OF DEATH, GAINES HIT A HUGE SUPERKICK SQUARE IN THE JAW! BOTH COMPETITORS COLLAPSED, BUT WHAT A COUNTER THAT WAS BY KOREY GAINES!
James Peters: On the outside of the ring it looks like Serena Riot and Ms. Extreme are the first two to get to their feet! The two having to walk over the laid out competitors to get to each other, AND IT’S MS. EXTREME WHO THROWS THE FIRST PUNCH, LANDING ON THE JAW OF SERENA! SERENA DOESN’T SEEM TOO PHASED BY IT THOUGH, AS SHE IMMEDIATELY SENDS A PUNCH OF HER OWN IN RETURN! NOW MS. EXTREME HITS A SECOND PUNCH! NOW SERENA WITH A SECOND! MS. EXTREME NOW WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, AND NOW SHE ATTEMPTS TO THROW SERENA INTO THE BARRICADE BUT SERENA TURNS IT AROUND, AND MS. EXTREME’S MIDSECTION CONNECTS WITH THE BARRICADE! MS. EXTREME HOLDING HER MIDSECTION AS SERENA GRABS HER IN A FRONT FACELOCK, AND THERE’S A SUPLEX INTO THE RINGPOST!
Rich Russillo: TALON!! RAVEN ROBERTS JUST HIT SERENA RIOT WITH THE TALON JUST AS SHE GOT BACK TO HER FEET! RAVEN NOW THROWING SERENA BACK INTO THE RING, BUT LOOK! GAINES IS BACK UP, AND HE’S RUNNING THE ROPES BEFORE RAVEN HAD A CHANCE TO GET INTO THE RING HERSELF! BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK, THROUGH THE ROPES TO TAKE OUT RAVEN ROBERTS, AND POTENTIALLY SAVE HIS TEAM! GAINES NOW BACK INTO THE RING, AND HE’S LOOKING TO FLY ONCE AGAIN! TOPE CON HILO- NO!! RAVEN JUMPED OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND, AND GAINES WAS JUST SENT CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE!! RAVEN NOW ROLLING GAINES INTO THE RING, AND SHE’S GOING FOR A COVER! WILL GAINES BE ABLE TO KICK OUT THIS TIME!?
ONE! TWO!! TH-
James Peters: KICK OUT BY GAINES!! Raven now alone in the ring with a grounded Serena Riot and Korey Gaines. Meanwhile it looks like Veena, Charlie, Andrea, and Consuela are starting to get back to their senses! Consuela is still in the ring, and it looks like they’ve got an idea in mind! Consuela backing into the corner once again, and Raven is holding Korey up! They don’t realize the others have gotten back up yet, and it seems like we’re gonna get an assisted knee of death! Consuela charging in- CHAIR TO THE FACE!! CHARLIE JUST RAN IN THE RING AND THREW THE CHAIR AT CONSUELA AS VEENA STOPPED ANDREA FROM GETTING INVOLVED! CONSUELA WAS STOPPED RIGHT IN HER TRACKS FROM THAT CHAIR, AND NOW RAVEN CHARGES IN- RIGHT INTO A KNEE STRIKE BY CHARLIE! CONSUELA IS BACK ON HER FEET AFTER BEING STUNNED BY THAT CHAIR THOUGH, AND NOW SHE TOO CHARGES AT THE CHAMPION-
Rich Russillo: THE HEADMASTER RITUAL!! CHARLIE LAYS CONSUELA OUT WITH A HUGE SPINEBUSTER, BUT LOOK! ANDREA MANAGED TO FEND OFF VEENA ADAMS, AND NOW SHE’S ATTACKING CHARLIE WITH ONE OF THE KENDO STICKS THAT WERE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! ANDREA IS BLASTING CHARLIE WITH THAT KENDO STICK, HE SEEMS NEARLY DEFENSELESS HERE! ANDREA IS DESTROYING CHARLIE, AND I CAN’T SAY CHARLIE DOESN’T DESERVE THIS! ANDREA IS LETTING CHARLIE HAVE IT RIGHT NOW, AND NOW LOOK! ANDREA HAS EXITED THE RING, AND I CAN ONLY WONDER WHAT SHE’S LOOKING FOR AS SHE LOOKS UNDER THE RING! WAIT, IT’S A TABLE! ANDREA VALENTINE HAS A TABLE IN HER POSSESSION, AND SHE’S BRINGING IT INTO THE RING! ANDREA NOW GETTING BACK INTO THE RING HERSELF-
James Peters: VEENA ADAMS! VEENA ADAMS JUST KNOCKED OUT ANDREA VALENTINE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE USED BRASS KNUCKLES! IT SEEMS THAT VEENA WASN’T DOWN FOR GOOD AS SHE JUST MANAGED TO TAKE OUT THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION, AND NOW SHE’S GOING FOR THE COVER! COULD THIS BE IT!?
ONE! TWO!! THRE-
James Peters: NO!! ANDREA MANAGED TO GET THE SHOULDER UP, MUCH TO THE DISMAY OF VEENA ADAMS! VEENA CAN’T BELIEVE ANDREA JUST KICKED OUT AFTER RECEIVING PURE STEEL TO THE FACE, BUT THERE’S NO TIME FOR VEENA TO TAKE A BREAK NOW! VEENA NOW SETTING UP THE TABLE BY THE TURNBUCKLES, AND I CAN ONLY WONDER WHAT SHE’S AIMING TO DO! VEENA NOW HAS ANDREA, AND SHE’S CHARGING TOWARDS THE TABLE- BUT ANDREA PUTS HER FOOT ONTO THE TABLE TO STOP HERSELF FROM BEING SENT THROUGH IT! ANDREA NOW WITH A BACK ELBOW TO THE JAW OF VEENA, CAUSING VEENA TO RELEASE HER! ANDREA NOW RUNNING THE ROPES, AND THERE’S A HURRICANRANA, SENDING VEENA THROUGH THE ROPES AND OUT OF THE RING! ANDREA NOW RUNNING THE ROPES ONCE AGAIN, AND THERE’S A SUICI-
Rich Russillo: SERENA RIOT JUST GRABBED ANDREA FROM BEHIND, AND THERE’S A GERMAN SUPLEX!! SERENA MANAGED TO STOP ANDREA JUST BEFORE SHE COULD HIT A SUICIDE DIVE, AND I’M SURE VEENA MUST APPRECIATE THAT ASSIST! VEENA NOW RE-ENTERING THE RING AS SERENA HOLDS ANDREA IN PLACE, AND THERE’S A KNEE TO THE FACE BY VEENA! VEENA AND SERENA PROVING TO WORK TOGETHER QUITE WELL- BUT LOOK OUT!! DIVING METEORA FROM MS. EXTREME TO SERENA RIOT!! MS. EXTREME NOW BACK TO HER FEET, AND THERE’S A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION AS VEENA CHARGED RIGHT TOWARDS HER! TWIST OF FATE!! THE TWIST OF FATE CONNECTS, BUT I DON’T THINK MS. EXTREME IS FINISHED! RED HANDED!! THE RED HANDED IS LOCKED IN ON VEENA ADAMS, AND VEENA IS YELLING OUT IN PAIN!
James Peters: I’M SURE THIS IS A GREAT FEELING FOR MS. EXTREME AS IT LOOKS LIKE SHE MIGHT MAKE VEENA TAP OUT HERE! VEENA IS SCREAMING AND TRYING TO SQUIRM OUT OF THE SUBMISSION BUT SHE CAN’T! IT LOOKS LIKE SHE MIGHT HAVE TO TAP OUT UNLESS SHE CAN SOMEHOW FIND A WAY TO GET OUT OF IT- SUPERKICK! AND A SECOND!! AND A THIRD!!! KOREY GAINES JUST DELIVERED THREE CONSECUTIVE SUPERKICKS TO THE FACE OF MS. EXTREME, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S OUT! VEENA NOW ROLLING OUT OF THE RING BECAUSE OF THE PAIN HER ARM IS FACING, BUT LOOK! RAVEN IS BEGINNING TO GET BACK TO HER FEET! GAINES NOTICES AND HE IMMEDIATELY TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO RAVEN IN THE CORNER, AND HE BEGINS TO STOMP AWAY AT HER! KOREY IS STOMPING RAVEN OUT HERE AND I DON’T THINK ANYONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP HIM-
Rich Russillo: KNEE OF DEATH!! CONSUELA JUST NAILED GAINES WITH THE KNEE OF DEATH, RIGHT TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!! GAINES JUST COLLAPSED, AND NOW THERE’S THE COVER!
ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!
Rich Russillo: NO, CHARLIE MARR USED ALL HIS STRENGTH TO SLAM THE STEEL CHAIR OVER THE HEAD OF CONSUELA!! THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER AS THAT HIT WITH THE CHAIR BROKE UP THE PIN! CHARLIE NOW BACKING INTO THE CORNER TO PULL HIMSELF UP, AND YOU CAN SEE THAT SMILE ON HIS FACE AS BLOOD IS STARTING TO POUR FROM THE BACK OF CONSUELA’S HEAD! RAVEN IS STARTING TO GET BACK UP, AND SHE PICKS UP THAT KENDO STICK LEFT BY ANDREA, AND RIGHT NOW IT’S JUST THE TWO WORLD CHAMPIONS STANDING! EAW CHAMPION CHARLIE MARR, AND UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION RAVEN ROBERTS! CHARLIE NOW SWINGING THAT CHAIR AT RAVEN’S FACE, BUT RAVEN KICKS THE CHAIR OUT OF CHARLIE’S HANDS, AND NOW SHE HITS HIM IN THE BACK WITH THE KENDO STICK!
James Peters: CHARLIE NOW ROLLING OUT OF THE RING, BUT RAVEN WON’T GIVE HIM A CHANCE TO BREATHE AS SHE RUNS THE ROPES, NOT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT ANY DISTRACTIONS AS THERE’S NOBODY IN THE RING TO STOP HER! FLIGHT DESTROYER!! RAVEN JUST NAILED CHARLIE MARR WITH THE FLIGHT DESTROYER, HE’S GOTTA BE OUT AT THIS POINT! RAVEN NOW GETTING BACK TO HER FEET- BUT LOOK AT THAT! VEENA ADAMS JUST SMASHED A CAMERA OVER THE FACE OF RAVEN ROBERTS! VEENA WAS TAKEN OUT OF THE EQUATION EARLIER WITH THAT RED HANDED SUBMISSION, BUT JUST AS WE THOUGHT THIS MATCH WAS GOING WELL FOR RAVEN’S TEAM SHE JUST USED ONE OF THE CAMERA CREW’S CAMERAS TO TAKE OUT THE WOMEN’S CHAMPION!
Rich Russillo: You’ve got to admire Veena for doing whatever it takes to win. Veena now rolling Raven back into the ring, and now she’s trying to help Charlie get back to his feet! I’m sure Veena of all people knows that while she may have had training, Raven Roberts isn’t someone she should fight head on by herself! Charlie and Veena slowly making their way back into the ring together, and now it’s Charlie who picks Raven up! Charlie now hooking both arms as Veena watches, and there’s a smile on her face as it looks like Charlie is about to end this- WAIT NO! LOOK OUT!!
James Peters: CONSUELA JUST TACKLED BOTH CHARLIE AND VEENA THROUGH THE TABLE!! THAT SEEMED LIKE A LAST DITCH EFFORT BY CONSUELA, BUT LOOK OUT CONSUELA!! SERENA RIOT FROM BEHIND, DEVIL’S FANG!! THE DRAGON SLEEPER INTO THE BACKBREAKER CONNECTS, BUT SHE’S NOT DONE YET AS SHE FLIPS CONSUELA OVER AND PICKS HER UP!! PSYCHOSIS!! THE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS, DROPPING CONSUELA RIGHT ON HER HEAD! SERENA NOW GOING FOR THE COVER, AND AFTER ALL THIS I THINK THE MATCH MAY BE OVER!
ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!
James Peters: NO!!! IT’S NOT OVER, THIS MATCH IS NOT OVER YET!! CONSUELA MANAGED TO GET THE SHOULDER UP, JUST BEFORE THREE!! SERENA CAN’T BELIEVE IT! HOW IS THIS MATCH NOT OVER YET AFTER EVERYTHING THAT’S JUST HAPPENED!? SERENA IS FURIOUS, THIS MATCH SHOULD BE OVER BUT SOMEHOW CONSUELA MANAGED TO KICK OUT OF BOTH THE DEVIL’S FANG AND PSYCHOSIS!!
Rich Russillo: Serena Riot is back on her feet, but so is Andrea Valentine! Serena charging in for a lariat but Andrea was able to duck it, and there’s a spinning sole kick! Andrea now trying to throw Serena out of the ring, but Serena manages to land on the apron! Andrea now attempting to go for another attack but Serena blocks it, and there’s a punch to the face! Serena now climbing up to the top rope- BUT ANDREA MEETS HER UP THERE! ANDREA CLUBBING THE SIDE OF SERENA, AND SHE’S NOT STOPPING AS SHE CLIMBS UP TO THE SECOND ROPE! ANDREA NOW CLUBBING THE BACK OF SERENA’S HAND, AND SHE BEGINS TO GET HER INTO POSITION- BUT LOOK! KOREY GAINES IS GRABBING ANDREA, AND HE HAS HER IN A POWERBOMB POSITION! OH MY GOD!! SUPERPLEX AND POWERBOMB!! BOTH ANDREA AND SERENA ARE OUT, BUT GAINES CAN’T MAKE THE COVER, BECAUSE THERE’S MS. EXTREME!!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME IS BRINGING THE FIGHT TO KOREY GAINES, AND KOREY IS DEFENSELESS FOR THE MOST PART! MS. EXTREME NOT STOPPING WITH THIS ATTACK ON KOREY, BUT KOREY MANAGES TO PUSH MS. EXTREME AWAY, AND THERE’S A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! KOREY NOW, OKIE DESTROYE- NO! BEFORE MOREY COULD GO FOR THE FLIP MS. EXTREME ROLLED OVER HERSELF INTO A COVER!
James Peters: GAINES KICKS OUT, AND BOTH COMPETITORS GET BACK TO THEIR FEET! KOREY NOW CHARGING IN, BUT HE MISSES A LARIAT! KICK TO THE MIDSECTION BY MS. EXTREME! TWIST OF FATE- NO! KOREY PUSHES MS. EXTREME OUT OF THE WAY! RUNNING DROPKICK BY KOREY, SENDING MS. EXTREME INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! KOREY NOW BACKING UP AS MS. EXTREME DOESN’T SEEM TO KNOW WHERE SHE IS, AND NOW KOREY CHARGES IN!
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD! MS. EXTREME JUST SENT KOREY OVER THE TOP ROPE FROM THE CORNER, JUST AS HE WAS CHARGING TOWARDS HER! GAINES LANDED ROUGHLY THERE, AND THAT MAY HAVE BEEN AN ACT OF DESPERATION BY MS. EXTREME! NOW LOOK, RAVEN ROBERTS AND CONSUELA ROSE AVA HAVE MANAGED TO GET BACK TO THEIR FEET, BUT SO HAS CHARLIE MARR AND VEENA ADAMS! EVEN SO, CHARLIE AND VEENA ARE OUTNUMBERED AS KOREY, SERENA, AND EVEN ANDREA VALENTINE WERE TAKEN OUT NOT TOO LONG AGO! THE THREE WOMEN CHARGE TOWARD VEENA AND CHARLIE, BUT THE FIRST THING THEY DO IS ROLL OUT OF THE RING! THAT’S NOT GOING TO GO WELL THOUGH, AS RAVEN ROBERTS EXITS THE RING ON THE LEFT OF THEM, AND CONSUELA EXITS THE RING ON THEIR RIGHT! THE TWO HAVE NOWHERE TO GO, BUT NOW THEY’RE ATTACKING THEM HEAD ON! CHARLIE AND RAVEN, VEENA AND CONSUELA, ALL FOUR OF THEM ARE ATTACKING EACH OTHER, BUT NOW MS. EXTREME LOOKS TO CLIMB UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND WE MAY SEE A REPEAT OF WHAT HAPPENED NOT TOO LONG AGO AS VEENA MANAGES TO SEND CONSUELA INTO THE BARRICADE! MS. EXTREME, DIVI-
James Peters: NO! SERENA’S GOT A HOLD OF MS. EXTREME’S LEG! SERENA NOW ATTACKING MS. EXTREME FROM BEHIND AS SHE’S SLOWLY TRYING TO USE WHATEVER ENERGY SHE HAS LEFT TO CLIMB UP THE TOP ROPE! LUCKILY FOR MS. EXTREME, THERE’S ANDREA, DIVING OFF OF THE OPPOSITE TURNBUCKLE, TAKING OUT BOTH HERSELF AND VEENA ADAMS WITH THE V-DAY!! MS. EXTREME NOW, MANAGING TO KNOCK SERENA OFF THE TOP ROPE, BUT SHE’S STILL ON HER FEET! MS. EXTREME QUICKLY TURNING AROUND THOUGH, AND THERE’S A DIVING DROPKICK, SENDING SERENA THROUGH THE ROPES AND OUT OF THE RING!! BUT LOOK!! CHARLIE JUST THROUGH THAT CAMERA VEENA USED RIGHT INTO RAVEN’S FACE! RAVEN’S BLEEDING FROM HER NOSE, AND NOW CHARLIE LOOKS TO TAKE HER OUT BY SENDING HER INTO THE RING POST! MS. EXTREME NOT REALIZING WHAT’S GOING ON AS SHE’S JUST STARTING TO GET BACK UP, BUT IT’S TOO LATE AS CHARLIE IS BACK IN THE RING, AND PUNT KICKS HER RIGHT IN THE MIDSECTION!
Rich Russillo: Ironically it seems that it’s once again come down to Ms. Extreme and Charlie Marr, who face each other at Wicked Games! Charlie now lifting Ms. Extreme up, and he’s setting her up! THE QUEEN IS- NO! MS. EXTREME USES ALL HER STRENGTH TO POWER CHARLIE INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! MS. EXTREME DROPPING TO THE GROUND, BUT CHARLIE IS STILL ON A KNEE! CHARLIE NOW PICKING MS. EXTREME UP ONCE AGAIN AS THAT ATTACK DIDN’T SEEM TO PHASE HIM TOO MUCH, BUT MS. EXTREME PULLS CHARLIE INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!!!!
ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS… MS. EXTREME, CONSUELA ROSE AVA, THE EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION ANDREA VALENTINE, AND THE EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION RAVEN ROBERTS!!!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME JUST PINNED THE EAW CHAMPION!! CHARLIE CAN’T EVEN PROCESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED, MS. EXTREME JUST STOLE THE MATCH, AND OF ALL PEOPLE SHE PINNED CHARLIE MARR!!! MS. EXTREME IMMEDIATELY EXITING THE RING, AND THIS IS ANOTHER HUGE VICTORY NOT JUST FOR HER, BUT FOR CONSUELA, RAVEN, AND ANDREA AS WELL!
Rich Russillo: Charlie Marr is furious! He had the match going so well for him near the end after taking out Raven Roberts, and Ms. Extreme stole it! Even so, Charlie got what was coming for him after he did the exact same thing to Ms. Extreme just last week! Man, that match was insane though. All eight competitors put their bodies on the line, and you’ve got to give credit where it’s due. Everyone in this match showed just why they’re here on Voltage.
James Peters: You’re right about that. They all did a great job, but for now this night goes to the Beating Heart of Voltage! Thank you for watching everyone, and good night!
(‘Gangsta’ hits and the crowd is on their feet, cheering as loud as they can. Ms. Extreme is halfway across the ramp as the other three women slowly make their way up their too. In the meantime, Korey and Serena are left outside the ring, staring down the winners, Veena is outside the floor clearly frustrated at the result, and Charlie Marr is in the ring alone, staring Ms. Extreme in the eyes in a similar fashion to last week when the opposite result occurred.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)