(EAW intro plays…)
Narrator: “Under Siege” is a phrase meaning “to be experiencing an attack” and it can happen to anyone, anytime and any place…
( An instrumental version of “Upside Down” by Hollywood Undead plays in the background. The video package begins to highlight all the issues within the Showdown brand since the beginning of the decade.)
Narrator: An Elitist, who is sick and tired of being treated like a joke, plans to unleash his ‘wildside’ at an upstart, who is not going to accept it…
(It highlights the feud between the new version of Ryan Wilson and the upcoming star, The Ring Master. Ryan costing The Ring Master a shot at the PURE Championship. The Ring Master interfering in Ryan’s matches against Xander Payne and Mr. DEDEDE — where it would lead to Ryan and Ring Master brawling in the sea of EAW fans.)
Narrator: A valiant champion, who has never denied anyone of a challenge, finds herself in an uncomfortable situation with five other Elitists, who will stop at nothing to get what she has…
(It shows Harlow Reichert’s five title defenses for the PURE Championship. It features the participants in PURE Gauntlet on the Showdown before Under Siege. It highlights their motivations and desires for winning the match. It shows Shane Gates throwing the first punch for Harlow and all the participants clashing with each other inside the ring before the lights begin to flicker as Santo Muerte has Harlow’s arm before he snaps it back.)
Narrator: Two champions, who have risen above the forces trying to keep them down, find themselves facing the biggest challenges in their reign: a Paragon and King of Elite…
(It shows Heavenly Hell’s dominant reign as Unified Tag Team Champions. It displays the dynamics of Heavenly Hell and Drake King and The Visual Prophet. Both their motivations and desires to keep/win the Unified Tag Team Championships are highlighted. It shows Heavenly Hell getting the upper hand on Drake and Viz on the Dynasty before Under Siege with Minerva spraying the dark on Drake.)
Narrator: An Ace looks to rebuild himself from his previous losses while a Commodity looks to build up her resume at the expense of an Ace…
(It highlights the issues between Jamie O’Hara and Candice Blair. Candice calls out Jamie and his right to call himself “The Ace.” It shows Candice challenging Jamie to a match to Under Siege and after much hesitation, Jamie accepts the challenge, only for Candice to kick him between the legs and connect with the Candy Destroyer, leaving him laid out.)
Narrator: A fighting champion finds herself in the most troubling situation between two upstarts looking to make the most of this opportunity…
(It highlights Raven Roberts and her impressive reign as Universal Women’s Championship. It shows Harper Lee and her impressive victory at Christmas in Dubai and her impressive PURE Championship match against Harlow Reichert. It highlights the fiery and aggressive nature of Alexis Chambers. It pans to both of them going Jenny Punk and requesting a shot at the Universal Women’s Championship. Jenny makes a number one contender’s match as it fast forwards to the match. Highlights are the match is seen as it ends with Harper delivering a German suplex from the top rope and holding Alexis for the pin, but somehow, Alexis gets Harper’s shoulders down for the three count. After some discussion on the winner of the match, Jenny makes the Universal Women’s Championship match a Triple Threat.)
Narrator: A Gawd looks to seek revenge from a man, who’s had his number on a few occasions…
(It highlights the issues between Mr. DEDEDE and Xander Payne. From DEDEDE eliminating Xander from the Chamber at Road to Redemption and Xander returning to the Chamber to cost DEDEDE the Answers World Championship. Xander beating up DEDEDE at Christmas in Dubai and after his match against Cameron Ella Ava on the first Showdown of 2020, driving DEDEDE’s head against cinderblocks. DEDEDE returned after Xander’s loss towards Cameron at King of Elite and delivered a Wings of Hell through the announce table. DEDEDE making him versus Xander official on the Showdown after King of Elite. Xander laying out DEDEDE on the go-home show before Under Siege.)
Narrator: Two men look to redeem themselves from some devastating losses by ushering in a golden age. Meanwhile, a champion looks to keep her spot on the throne…
(It highlights the issues with The ILLIONAIRES and their losses at Road to Redemption and King of Elite. General Manager Jenny Punk tells them that she’s not giving them a shot at the Unified Tag Team Championships. Cameron Ella Ava walks into the scene. She and Jenny talk about her next title defense before Chris Elite interjects himself into the discussion and sneaks himself to the Answers World Championship picture before Gawd Contracting Ahren Fournier into the match. It fast forwards to the in-ring segment between Cameron and The ILLIONAIRES, where The ILLIONAIRES lay her out with a Put It On Ice before raising the Answers World Championship over her.)
Narrator: No matter how, we all must learn to defend, when we’re under siege…
(It goes to black.)
(“Upside Down” by Hollywood Undead featuring Kellin Quinn begins to blast in the background.)
Narrator: AND NOW… ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING AND SHOWDOWN PRESENT: UNDER SIEGE!
(“Upside Down” continues to play as we pan to the inside of the DirectTV Arena! The blue and silver pyrotechnics go off. The crowd goes ballistic as they hold up their signs, screaming out of their damn minds. The energy in this arena is off the charts and with the match card for this event, can you blame them?)
(SCREEN BAR — BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA!)
(The camera pans to Gavin Kirkland, Eve and Deadprez with face masks and gloves on because there was a death confirmed in Buenos Aires just a week ago and the second was confirmed yesterday. Most likely, all the Elitists on this show will be tested after the show. :krabs: )
Gavin Kirkland: HELLO EVERYONE! IN THE MIDST OF THE COVID-19, EAW STILL WELCOMES YOU ALL TO UNDER SIEGE! I AM GAVIN KIRKLAND!
Eve: I am your lead commentator Eve! Tonight, it will be the Showdown brand’s turn to try to surpass the bar of the amazing Voltage event, Shock Value from last weekend!
Deadprez: I am Deadprez! I think we’ll be able to put on an amazing show and hopefully stay coronavirus free. :lupe: Although, ladies and gentlemen, don’t we have an amazing show for all of you tonight?
Gavin Kirkland: In fact we do. Instead of stabbing people for toilet paper, the Elitists in this event will be fighting for a chance to win! Four championships are on the line tonight! The Unified Tag Team Championships, PURE Championship, Universal Women’s Championship, and Answers World Championship!
Eve: We also have some fantastic single matches on the card. We will see Jamie O’Hara clash against his sister-in-law Candice Blair as well as Mr. DEDEDE FINALLY getting his hands on Xander Payne!
Deadprez: Right now, we begin this show off with a bang!
Deadprez (in the background): NO! This is not Voltage, but we are going to begin this show with a HARDCORE MATCH! For weeks, The Ring Master and Ryan Wilson have been in each other’s throats! Tonight, they will settle their differences in a Hardcore Match! Let’s get things rolling!
( The arena lights go suddenly dark for a few seconds until ‘Awaken’ by Dethklok powers through the arena’s sound equipment. On the EAW-Tron when we hear the word Musta the word Ryan appears then quickly fades. )
Musta… Krakish… Musta… Krakish… The Time has Come… To Awaken Him…
( White spots of light are roaming randomly across the arena gradually. The Ryan appearing on the EAW-Stops, now when it’s when we hear Krakish that we see the word Wilson appear then quickly fades )
Musta… Krakish… Musta… Krakish… I call upon the ancient lords of the underworld to bring forth this beast and AWAKEN!!!
( When the word AWAKEN is screamed by Dethklok lead singer Nathan Explosion there are some pyros taking off on the entrance under the EAW-Tron teamed with the arena lights opening up fully. We then see the name RYAN WILSON appear followed by a combat montage from the man who now makes his way down the ramp dressed for a fight and carrying a hockey stick with some barbwire at the business end of it. )
Gina Romano: The following Contest is the Opening Match of Under Siege and it is contested under HARDCORE RULES and Scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Gina Romano: Introducing first from Montréal Québec Canada. Weighing in at 220 pounds. He is WildSide… RYAN WILSON!!!!
( As the announcement is made Ryan makes his way to the ring with his focus dead set on it until he slides between the ropes and stands in the middle of the ring. As the lyrics of the song go to say ‘I command you to Rise’ the Montreal native raises his stick above his head pushing it up each time the word rise is said which is eight times and on the last one he screams a battle cry taken from the depths of his lungs. )
Deadprez: Ryan Wilson has made it clear that he doesn’t like anyone standing in his way, The Ring Master felt his wrath a few weeks ago and what we are seeing is a more determined, more dangerous and more focused Ryan Wilson in the second half of this season.
Eve: Yes, you are right Prez, it is almost like a light bulb went off and he has been so impressive in high profile matches.
Gavin Kirkland: And now he is wrestling in his favorite kind of match, he may not have the bulky beefy biceps of The Ring Master, or the power, or the glistening oily chocolate skin or…
Eve: We get it!
Gavin: Hey, I was trying to be descriptive!
(As “Awaken” fades, “Three Ain’t Enough” by Jim Johnston replaces it, where The Ring Master begins to walk out, the crowd cheer, some boo. He looks around holding up his fist, nothing more, ready for this Hardcore Match and going to wrestle his way to victory.…)
Gina Romano: His opponent, hails from Salisbury, MD.! Weighing in at 321 pounds, he is THE RING MASTER!
(He claps his hands some before heading to the ring, staring right at Ryan Wilson, sliding into the ring and standing face to face with his opponent, eyes widen, breathing heavily, ready for this war.)
Eve: The Ring Master is another who has shot up the ranks of the EAW and the Showdown brand, tonight we are seeing a lot of the Stars of Tomorrow who will be in the Main Event scene, this man is one of them. He looks to put Ryan Wilson in his place, continuing to climb the ladder of success.
Gavin Kirkland: He is fast, strong and powerful, we are talking about a guy who defies all logic. Ryan Wilson better be smart tonight.
Deadprez: Personally, I think we are going to see a Bloodbath and the Buenos Aries crowd is ready for Under Siege! Kicking it off, Hardcore Style!
(The referee checks both competitors, he then calls for the start of the match.)
(DING!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!)
Deadprez: Here we go and Ryan Wilson already rolling out of the ring, he is not taking any chances going physical with The Ring Master who looks a bit annoyed. Ryan Wilson starts to look under the ring, wait, he doesn’t notice The Ring Master has slid out of the ring, he is running full speed ahead and Wilson doesn’t know the freight train is coming, Wilson grabbing a chair from under the ring… AND HE GETS TACKLED BY THE RING MASTER! MY MAN MUSTA FLEW TEN FEET!
Eve: THE RING MASTER WASN’T GOING TO WAIT TO GET HIS HANDS ON WILSON! The Ring Master is now going under the ring, what is he looking for, oh wait…. He wants to finish this quick; he has a TABLE! The Ring Master is setting it up, walking over to Ryan Wilson and hoisting him up over his shoulders! HE IS RUNNING TOWARD THE TABLE AND ….
Eve: POWERSLAM! POWERSLAM ON THE TABLE THIS COULD BE EARLY ALREADY! WILSON IS A BROKEN MESS, PICKING HIM UP AND ROLLING HIS LIMP BODY INTO THE RING!
Gavin Kirkland: He’s not done Eve; he is pulling out a garbage can. Seriously, why are there garbage cans under the ring?
Deadprez: He’s planning to take out the trash right here, Gavin, throwing it into the ring, Ring Master looking for more toys, he grabs the chair, tosses it into the ring, what else is he looking for? What is that? A Stop Sign written in Spanish! It says PARE! That now is in the ring, Ring Master still looking, he pulls out…. A Kendo Stick! Now sliding in himself, Ryan Wilson is trying to pick himself up from the mats with the help from the rope, here comes Ring Master charging in with Kendo Stick, OVER THE HEAD SWING!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! RYAN WILSON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY, RING MASTER HITS THE TOP ROPE, IT RICOCHET’S ALMOST HITTING HIMSELF! WILSON GRABS THE CHAIR!
Gavin Kirkland: WILSON BLASTED RING MASTER IN THE BACK…
Gavin Kirkland: HE IS TRYING TO BREAK THE RING MASTER’S BACK! FIVE CONSECUTIVE CHAIR SHOTS AND LOOK! HE IS STILL ON HIS FEET! WILSON CAN’T BELIEVE IT! HE GOES FOR ONE MORE!
Gavin Kirkland: RIGHT SQUARE ON THE HEAD AND RING MASTER IS CUT OPEN!! HE IS DOWN TO ONE KNEE! RYAN WILSON IS LOOKING TO DO IT AGAIN! HE HAS THE CHAIR HIGH UP OVER HIS HEAD!
Deaprez: NO! RING MASTER BLOCKED IT! HE TOOK THE CHAIR FROM RYAN WILSON! HE SCATTERS! TRYING TO RUN FROM A VERY PISSED OFF RING MASTER! HE GETS OUT OF THE…. NO! RINGMASTER GRABS HIM BY THE TIGHTS! HE DROPS THE CHAIR TO THE MAT, LIFTS UP RYAN IN A BACK-BODY DROP AND NO! LAUNCHES HIM BACK FIRST ON THE CHAIR! HE THREW HIM 6-7 FEET IN THE AIR! RING MASTER GRABS THE GARBAGE CAN!
Eve: What is he doing, he is dragging Wilson to the corner, placing the garbage can on his chest and lap! RING MASTER IS GETTING HIMSELF READY, GOES TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER RUNNING AT WILSON AND CANNONBALL! CRUSHING THE GARBAGE CAN ON WILSON’S CHEST! OH HE’S DONE! THIS IS OVER EARLY! RING MASTER DRAGS HIM OUT OF THE CORNER FOR THE COVER!
Deadprez: NO! WILSON WITH A SHOULDER UP! He is in trouble though Eve, early in this match and he is already feeling the effects of the barrage that The Ring Master has thrown at the man from Quebec!
Gavin Kirkland: The Ring Master is picking up Wilson, Locks him in… BELLY TO BOOTY! LAUNCHING WILSON HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING! He is going for a Body Tackle now, waiting for Wilson to get to his feet.
Eve: This might be a mistake, the last thing you want to do is let that man get to his feet! Wilson is spaghetti legged, wobbly as he stands up, here comes RING MASTER WITH THE BODY TACKLE! NO! WILSON SIDESTEPS! SHOULDER FIRST GOES THE RING MASTER INTO THE CORNER POST! WILSON GRABS THE KENDO STICK, PULLS THE RING MASTER OUT OF THE CORNER, HE JAMS THE KENDO STICK INTO HIS NECK….. RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! HE HOLDS IT! CHOKING THE RING MASTER! HE IS GASPING FOR AIR!
Deaprez: WILSON HAS LOCKED HIMSELF ON THE RING MASTER! THE REFEREE MAY NEED TO STOP THIS, HE CAN” T BREATHE! HE CAN’T BREATHE!
(Ring Master starts to fade, trying to do anything to reach the ropes as the crowd starts to clap. Wilson holds the Kendo Stick tight to his neck pressing back. The Referee checks the Ring Master as he starts to go limp…)
Deadprez: His arm falls!
Deadprez: HIS ARM FALLS AGAIN! THIS COULD BE IT!
Deadprez: HIS ARM FAL…. NO! RING MASTER IS STILL IN THIS! WILSON CAN’T BELIEVE IT! THE RING MASTER IS STARTING TO GET A SECOND WIND! SLOWLY GETTING TO HIS KNEES! WILSON DOESN’T RELENT! HE IS PRESSING HARDER AND HARDER….
Eve: RING MASTER GETS TO HIS FEET! HE RUNS AND PUSHES WILSON INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! HE WON’T LET GO! HE DOES IT AGAIN! WILSON IS NOT LETTING GO…. WAIT! HE GRABS WILSONS LEGS, LIFTING HIM UP AND DROPPING BACK FIRST ON THE CHAIR! WILSON RELEASES THE CHOKE AND NOW HE IS IN A LOT OF TROUBLE!
Crowd: ESTO ES ASOMBROSO!!!!! ESTO ES ASOMBROSO!!!! ESTO ES ASOMBROSO!!!!
Gavin: The crowd chanting “Kill Ryan Wilson” in unison!
Eve: No dumbass, they are saying “This is Awesome” in Spanish.
Gavin: I like my translation better!
(The Ring Master tries to catch his breath, rolling out of the ring, he starts to look under the apron, he reaches in and pulls out Battery Powered Sander…)
Deadprez: Uh… what the hell is that!?
Gavin Kirkland: THAT IS A SANDER! WHAT IS RING MASTER DOING WITH A SANDER!?
Eve: He just cranked it on! What is he doing!?
(Ring Master rolls back into the ring, Ryan Wilson slowly gets up…)
Deadprez: RING MASTER JUST SANDED THE CHEST OF RYAN WILSON! HE IS TAKING THE HIDE OFF HIM! HE DOES IT AGAIN! AND AGAIN! ALL WE CAN HEAR IS RYAN WILSON SCREAMING! HE IS TRYING TO GET AWAY BUT RING MASTER SANDS HIS BACK!
Crowd: SANTA MIERDA!!!! SANTA MIERDA!!!! SANTA MIERDA!!!
Gavin: THEY LOVE HIM HERE! THEY ARE ALREADY CHEERING FOR SANTO MUERTO!
Eve: They are saying Holy Shit!
Gavin: WHATEVER! HE’S WAXING HIS SKIN WITH NO WAX! RYAN WILSON ISN’T THE SMOOTHEST CRIMINAL EITHER, HE’S A HAIRY BASTARD! LOOK AT THE PATCHES OF SKIN THAT ARE GONE! RYAN IS TRYING TO GET AWAY, HE TURNS AROUND….
Gavin Kirkland: RING MASTER JUST BLASTED RYAN WILSON IN THE SIDE OF THE FACE WITH THE SANDER! THIS ONE IS OVER! HE GOES FOR THE COVER!
Deadprez: NO!!! RYAN WILSON WITH THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST SECOND! I CAN’T BELIEVE HE IS STILL IN THIS! RING MASTER IS SHOCKED, ASKING THE REFEREE IT WAS THREE BUT HE HOLDS UP TWO FINGERS!
Eve: It looks like Ring Master has him where he wants him, picking up Ryan Wilson, hoisting him up for the BIG ENDING! THIS WILL DO IT… NO! WILSON DIGS HIS FINGERS IN DESPERATION OVER HIS EYES! RING MASTER DROPS HIM, WILSON WITH A CALF KICK! HE FOLLOWS WITH A FLASHING ELBOW! NOW PICKING UP THE BIG MAN INTO A FISHERMAN’S BUSTER!
Gavin Kirkland: HE IS IN SO MUCH PAIN RIGHT NOW! HE CAN’T EVEN MAKE THE COVER! WHAT IS WILSON DOING!? He is rolling out of the ring, frantically looking for something….
(Ryan Wilson pulls out a Barbed Wire Wrapped Hockey Stick as the crowd roars, holding it up in the air as the fans cheer louder…)
Gavin Kirkland: Oh My God….. it’s the barbwire hockey stick!
Eve: This is about to get even uglier! Ryan Wilson rolls in, The Ring Master is just getting to his feet, WILSON DRIVES THE HOCKEY STICK INTO THE STOMACH OF RING MASTER! HE BUCKLES OVER AND HE SLAMS THE HOCKEY STICK OVER THE BACK! LOOK AT RING MASTER! HE IS BLEEDING FROM THE GASHES.
Deaprez: HE DROPS TO HIS KNEES IN PAIN! WILSON IS WINDING UP!
Deaprez: ANOTHER HIT TO THE CHEST! RYAN IS BACK UP AND MAFIA KICK TAKING THE RING MASTER DOWN! THIS COULD BE IT! THE RING MASTER LOOK LIKE A CHOCOLATE COVERED CHERRY RIGHT NOW! WILSON WITH THE COVER!
Eve: THE RING MASTER KICKED OUT!? I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THE RING MASTER KICKED OUT! WILSON IS IN SHOCK! HE CAN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER! HE IS MOUNTING THE BIGGER MAN AND WAILING HIM WITH FISTS, OPENING THAT CUT MORE! WILSON IS VICIOUS AND UNRELENTING!
Gavin Kirkland: HE WANTS TO MAKE A STATEMENT RIGHT HERE! HE IS DRAGGING THE RING MASTER TO THE FLOOR! HE HIT HARD ON THE MATS! WILSON IS REMOVING THE MATS! THE HARD CONCRETE IS EXPOSED! WILSON DOESN’T WANT TO END THIS MATCH HE WANTS TO END THE RING MASTER!
(Wilson forces the Ring Master to his feet, trying to piledrive him…)
Deadprez: HE’S TRYING A PILEDRIVER! TRYING TO PICK THE MAN UP AND HE DOES! RYAN WILSON IS LOOKING TO FINISH THIS! NO! RING MASTER GETS TO HIS FEET! HE BACK DROPS WILSON ON THE CONCRETE!
Eve: HE is NOT done Prez! PICKING UP WILSON ON HIS BACK, HE IS GOING FOR A TORTURE RACK…. NO, HE IS WALKING OVER TO THE GERMAN ANNOUNCE TABLE! THEY HAVE CLEARED OUT! RING MASTER…. YOU MIGHT BREAK HIS BACK!
Gavin Kirkland: THE RING MASTER SPINS WILSON IN THE AIR!
Gavin Kirkland: WILSON IS LAID OUT ON THE RUBBLE! HE IS OUT! WILSON WAS BROKEN INTO PIECES!
Deadprez: RING MASTER IS DRAGGING HIM TO THE RING APRON, MUSCLING HIM UP HE THROWS HIM BACK IN! THE RING MASTER IS PICKING UP THE HOCKEY STICK? WHAT IS HE DOING!?
(The crowd roars as Ring Master starts taking off the wire from the Stick.)
Eve: HE IS TAKING THE WIRE FROM THE STICK…. HE IS WRAPPING IT AROUND HIS OWN FIST! HE WANTS TO DESTROY THE FACE OF RYAN WILSON!
Gavin Kirkland: I CAN’T WATCH THIS! RYAN IS SLOWLY GETTING TO HIS FEET! WAIT… HE IS REACHING INTO HIS POCKET!?
Deadprez: RING MASTER WITH THE RIGHT HOOK, NO! RYAN WILSON THREW SALT AT HIM! MY GOD ALL THOSE CUTS! THE RING MASTER IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS THE SALT IS ALL OVER HIS WOUNDS! MY GOD! RYAN WILSON IS ROLLING OUT OF THE RING, HE GOES UNDER… WHAT THE HELL IS IN THAT BAG!?
(Ryan Wilson holds the bag up as the crowd cheers. He rolls back in, opens it and it’s SHARDS OF GLASS….)e rolls int
Eve: Oh God, no…. that is broken glass! Wait… RYAN HAD SOMETHING ELSE IN THE BAG! A BOTTLE OF SOMETHING…. HE IS POURING IT ALL OVER HIS TAPED WRISTS!?
Gavin Kirkland: IT’S GLUE!
(Wilson with a sadistic smile on his face rolls his right wrist full of glue into the glass shards, sticking to his tape. He slowly stands up…)
Deadprez: HE HAS TAPED FISTS WITH GLASS SHARDS! RING MASTER IS IN SO MUCH PAIN! HE DOESN’T SEE WILSON COMING….. SUPERMAN PUNCH WITH THE GLASS SHARDS! RING MASTER IS DOWN!
Eve: HE IS A BLOODY MESS! RYAN WILSON WITH THAT SADISTIC SMILE DROPS ON THE RING MASTER FOR THE COVER! GOODNIGHT!
Deadprez: WHAT THE HELL!? RING MASTER WITH THE SHOULDER! HE GOT THE SHOULDER UP! WILSON IS SHOCKED! WE ARE SHOCKED!
(Ryan Wilson starts arguing with the referee, complaining about the count, Ring Master slowly gets to his feet.)
Eve: I CANNOT BELIEVE THE RING MASTER IS STILL IN THIS! RYAN IS TOO BUSY ARGUING WITH THE REFEREE! HE TURNS AROUND… GORILLA PRESS BY THE RING MASTER! HE WALKS RIGHT TO THE PILE OF GLASS SHARDS…. OH NO…. OH NO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: WILSON DROPPED BACK FIRST INTO THE GLASS! LOOK AT HIS BACK! IT’S BLEEDING LIKE A STUCK PIG!
Eve: THIS HAS TO STOP! RYAN WILSON SCREAMING IN PAIN! THIS NEEDS TO END NOW!
Deadprez: RING MASTER AIN’T DONE! HE IS GRABBING THE HOCKEY STICK! WILSON’S OWN STICK! HE SLOWLY BRING HIM TO HIS FEET, LOOK AT HIS BACK! RING MASTER IS SWINGING FOR THE FENCES! NO! LOW BLOW BY RYAN WILSON! HE HAD ENOUGH LEFT TO KICK HIM THE JEWELS!
Eve: RYAN WILSON IS GETTING THAT GLUE AGAIN, WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING!? OHHH! HE SMEARED IT ACROSS RING MASTER’S EYES! HE IS GRABBING ONE OF HIS STRAPS AND TYING IT AROUND HIS HEAD! HE JUST BLIND FOLDED THE RING MASTER AND HIS TRUNKS ARE STUCK TO HIS FACE!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE! WHAT IS RYAN WILSON DOING!? HE GRABS THE HOCKEY STICK AS A BLINDED RING MASTER IS WAILING AWAY AND CAN’T SEE!
Eve: RIGHT OVER THE RING MASTER’S HEAD! HE HAS HIM WOBBLY!
Deadprez: USING THAT ARM WITH THE GLASS SHARDS! HE WRAPS IT AROUND RING MASTER’S NECK!? GAME OVER STUNNER! HE JUST DROVE THE NECK AND CHIN OF THE RING MASTER INTO THAT GLASS AFTER SMACKING HIM STRAIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THE HOCKEY STICK! RYAN WILSON FALLS ON RING MASTER FOR THE COVER!
(DING!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(Both the Ring Master and Ryan Wilson lie in the middle of the ring as medical staff come running out. ‘Awaken’ by Dethklok starts to play throughout the arena as the crowd roars and cheers on what a great opening match they saw.)
Gina Romano: The Winner of the Match….. RYAN WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Wilson slowly rolls over and tries to lay against the ropes, being checked out as both men are bleeding and beaten. The Ring Master starts to stir….)
Eve: What brutality and Ryan Wilson pulls it off by the skin of his teeth and that is not including some he lost earlier thanks to the sander. These men came to fight, this was a war and both gave it their all. Ryan’s match, he had the Hardcore Experience, in the end it was what edged out The Ring Master.
Gavin Kirkland: If this is any indication of what we are going to see tonight, we are in for a long one. The sander, the glass, the hockey stick, the salt, that was Hardcore.
Deadprez: Both brought their all and I see big things for both moving forward. Ryan Wilson wins the battle tonight, but the war is far from over!
(The medical staff continues to check on both wrestlers, Ryan Wilson has a small smirk on his face while they try to flush out the eyes of Ring Master.)
(Five minute intermission before the next match.)
Deadprez (in the background): We go from a Hardcore Match to a PURE Gauntlet Match! Harlow Reichert goes into this match at number one! Now, the five other Elitists in this match draw randomly before the show began, so this could be a matter of the perfect time and place.
Eve (in the background): Can Harlow Reichert pull off the miracle of the century or will a new champion emerge in Buenos Aires? We’re going to figure that out now!
(The camera pans to Gina Romano, who is standing in the center of the ring smiling from ear to ear.)
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A GAUNTLET MATCH….FOR THE EAW PURE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
(PURE Championship graphic flashes across the screen.)
(‘Eye of the Tiger’ by New Found Glory hits as the crowd absolutely erupts hearing Harlow’s music. She steps out with a purple spotlight on her. She’s wearing the PURE Championship around her waist. Harlow’s arm is wrapped in white tape because of the attack from Santo Muerte snapping her arm last week on Showdown. She unstraps the title on the stage and holds the title high in the air to a roar from the crowd. She puts the title on her shoulder as she begins making her way to the ring.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST….FROM CHRISTCHURCH, NEW ZEALAND….WEIGHING IN AT ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY SEVEN POUNDS…..SHE IS THE REIGNING EAW PURE CHAMPION….”MISS NO FUCKS GIVEN”……HHHAARRRLLOOWWWW RRREEEIICCCHHEERRTTTT!!!!!
Crowd: HARGOAT! HARGOAT! HARGOAT!
Gavin Kirkland: MY THICC QUEEN!!! :blessed:
Eve: Here is our proud PURE Champion! What a reign she has had, defending the championship with such pride. You have to admit though, do you really think she can beat five of Showdown’s best talents in ONE night?! Especially with the arm bandaged up. I don’t like her chances, but if there’s anybody not to count out, it’s THIS woman! You’re gonna have to go through hell and back several times to take that PURE Championship from her!
Gavin Kirkland: The things I would do to that woman. :mjlit:
(Harlow looks around the arena and scans the crowd admiring her. She takes a deep breath as she does the “bring it” motion with her hands to the top of the entrance ramp.)
Deadprez: WHO DREW FIRST?!
(‘People = SHIT’ by Slipknot hits as Shane Gates emerges from gorilla to a chorus of boos accompanied by his wife, Angela Grant. Angela is trying to hype him up as they walk to the ring. Shane has a focused look on his face,)
Gina Romano: AND INTRODUCING THE SECOND ENTRANT IN THE GAUNTLET….FROM HUNTINGTON BEACH, CALIFORNIA…WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTEEN POUNDS….”THE DYNASTY”….SSSSHHAANNNEEE GGGGAATTTEESSSSS!!!!
Deadprez: Shane Gates eh? If there was a spot to prove you belong, it’s right here when Harlow is completely fresh! This guy has the talent, but just can’t seem to catch a break. All this guy needs is one big win to change his career and he can do it right now. But just like Harlow, he has a huge night ahead of him if he wants to walk out PURE Champion. He was one of Harlow’s first challengers in the Open Challenge, maybe he studied the tape and learned from his mistakes!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Eve: HERE WE GO! Both competitors step to the center of the ring and…Shane Gates attempts to cheapshot Harlow–But Harlow blows it and connects with a knife edge chop to Shane’s chest! She hits another one and Shane stumbles into a corner, Harlow realizes she has to put this away as quick as she can as she drags him to the center of the ring, but Shane hits a kick to the midsection of Harlow! Shane throws Harlow to the mat from the back of her head! Shane hops on top Harlow and is throwing forearm after forearm to Harlow’s face as Harlow is trying her best to cover up, the referee steps in and forces Shane to distance himself!
Gavin Kirkland: Can you blame him for hopping on Harlow like that even as a married man? Harlow is a homewrecker, who knew?!
Deadprez: Angela is screaming for Shane to stay on the attack and he does just that as he walks up to Harlow as Harlow is trying to stand up and Harlow grabs Shane by his arm and pulls him down and Shane hits the second turnbuckle face first! Harlow rolls up Shane! She’s trying to maintain as much energy as possible!
Eve: Shane kicks out and both competitors are up quickly and Shane goes for a running clothesline but Harlow ducks it and runs to the ropes and rebounds by connecting with a spinning hurricanrana! Shane rolls out of the ring trying to take a small breather but Harlow runs to the ropes again and hits the suicide dive to Shane and Shane falls back into the barricade! Harlow is feeling fired up now as she’s feeding off this hot crowd!
Deadprez: Harlow now picks up Shane and throws him in the ring–BUT LOOK! Angela Grant is screaming at Harlow, but Harlow is refusing to get distracted by it as she brushes her off and hops on the apron to enter the ring–BUT SHANE HITS A KICK RIGHT TO HARLOW’S FACE AS HARLOW WAS ENTERING THE RING! HARLOW IS DANGLING BETWEEN THE ROPES AND SHANE RUNS TO THE ROPES AND HITS A DEVASTATING KNEE RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF HARLOW’S HEAD! SHANE GOES FOR THE COVER NOW!
Eve: Harlow kicks out and I think Shane was expecting that as he transitions into a headlock! Shane is wrenching on the leadlock now and Harlow is trying to look for a way out of it! Shane is applying it with as much pressure as he can but Harlow manages to get to one knee, Shane still has it in but Harlow throws an elbow to the stomach of Shane, and she does it again and Shane finally lets go! Harlow now irish whips Shane but Shane reverses as Harlow goes running to the ropes and Shane ducks looking for the back body drop, but Harlow leaps over Shane into a sunset flip, but Shane rolls through that and is on his feet as Harlow is seated and goes for the kick right to Harlow’s head–But Harlow ducks it sitting down and uses her feet to kick away Shane as she stands up and Shane charges at her again but Harlow catches him with an arm drag!
Deadprez: Shane is balancing himself in the corner once again and Harlow runs at him again and connects with the splash in the corner! Harlow follows that up by dragging him to the center of the ring and tries setting up Shane for As I Lay Dying…..but Shane is raining down elbows and Harlow releases her grip, Shane grabs Harlow by her head and drives his knee several times into the face of Harlow!
Gavin Kirkland: NOT THE FACE! :lupe: SHANE SEES A CHANCE TO END THIS NOW AND GOES FOR THE PELE KICK–BUT HARLOW CAUGHT HIS FOOT! HARLOW IS TRYING TO SET UP FOR SOMETHING BUT SHANE REVERSES AND ROLLS SENDING HARLOW INTO THE TURNBUCKLE USING HIS FOOT SHE WAS HOLDING AND SHE TURNS AROUND TO A PELE KICK FROM SHANE GATES!!! SHANE FOLLOWS THIS UP AS HE RUNS TO THE ROPE….BULLETS2HEAD!!!! THE SHINGING WIZARD TO THE BACK OF HARLOW’S HEAD! IS HE GONNA UPSET HARLOW RIGHT NOW?!
Eve: NO! HARLOW KICKS OUT AND SHANE GATES WASTES NO TIME LIFTING HARLOW OFF THE MAT AND PLACES HER BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND NOW HE LIFTS HARLOW UP HIGH FOR THE POWERBOMB–BUT HARLOW IS THROWING ELBOWS TO THE TOP OF SHANE’S HEAD BECAUSE RIGHT HANDS ARE ILLEGAL! AND OH MY GOD!!! HARLOW REVERSES IT INTO A TORNADO DDT!
Gavin Kirkland: HARLOW IS UP NOW AND WAITING FOR SHANE TO TURN AROUND AND ANGELA IS GOING CRAZY WARNING SHANE TO NOT TURN AROUND BUT HE STILL DOES AND HARLOW HITS A SPINNING BACK KICK TO SHANE GATES! THAT MAY BE LIGHTS OUT! SHE NOW HOOKS THE ARMS OF SHANE ON THE MAT AND BRIDGES NOW INTO GREAT EXPECTATIONS!! CAN SHANE ESCAPE THIS?!
Eve: ANGELA IS GOING NUTS YELLING AT HER MAN TO NOT TAP OUT! SHE’S HOLDING THE ROPES FORWARD TRYING TO MOTIVATE HIM TO DRAG HIMSELF THERE! CAN SHANE SAVE THIS MATCH FOR HIMSELF?!
Deadprez: NO!! SHANE TAPS OUT!!
Gina Romano: Shane Gates has been eliminated!
(Harlow lets go as she rolls over to the corner and sits to catch her breath before the next match. Angela is helping roll Shane out of the ring before the camera pans to Harlow sitting in the corner again waiting for her next opponent,)
Deadprez: Good effort from Shane tonight, but it wasn’t enough to topple Harlow and she moves on and is still PURE Champion at least for one more match. Who’s next to enter?!
(“Young and Bitter” by Hot Tag Media hits as Lucas Johnson walks out to boos from the crowd followed by his manager, Albert Hitchman.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING THE NEXT COMPETITOR….FROM LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK, WEIGHING IN AT ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY SEVEN POUNDS….”THE WRESTLING MACHINE”…..LLUUCCCAASSS JJOOHHNNSSSOOONNNN!!!!!
Deadprez: Lucas! This should be interesting, these two clashed in the main event of Showdown a few weeks ago for this title and this guy guy came within inches of becoming champion. He tapped out but said he did it as a business decision because he wanted to keep himself healthy for tonight, seeing as it was pointless to risk injury. Let’s see if he can right the wrong against Harlow from a few weeks ago! The referee signals for the match to start!
Eve: Lucas and Harlow begin this match with a collar and elbow tie-up, and Harlow has Lucas in a side headlock, and Lucas tries to push Harlow off by running her to the ropes but Harlow refuses to let go! Harlow is wrenching down on it but Lucas throws a shot to her stomach and it causes Harlow to let go, and then Lucas throws a headbutt to Harlow and Harlow drops to the mat! Lucas now drops repetitive elbows to the heart of Harlow! Lucas lifts up Harlow now and is going for a suplex, but Harlow blocking it with her foot! Harlow tries going for her own suplex, but Lucas is blocking that with his foot, and now Lucas hits a knee to the midsection of Harlow causing Harlow to fall to one knee, Lucas now spikes Harlow’s head into the mat with a DDT!
(Lucas stands and walks over to Albert who’s giving him advice from outside of the ring.)
Gavin Kirkland: Lucas makes his way over to Harlow now who’s pulling herself up in the corner and Harlow grabs Lucas by his head and switches places with him with Lucas now in the corner! Harlow hits a knife edge chop to Lucas’ chest! Harlow now picks Lucas up and sets him up on the top rope! Harlow goes up top with him and throws his arm over her head, and SHE’S GOING FOR A SUPERPLEX HERE–BUT LUCAS IS FIGHTING TRYING TO STOP IT FROM HAPPENING! HARLOW LETS GO AS IT’S NOT WORKING AND BOTH OF THEM ARE EXCHANGING BLOWS ON THE TOP ROPE! THE REFEREE IS TRYING WITH ALL HIS WILL TO WARN THEM OF CLOSED FIST PUNCHES!
Deadprez: LUCAS IS TRYING TO GET HARLOW UP FOR A POWERBOMB BUT HE CAN’T GET THE POSITIONING RIGHT IT SEEMS! OUT OF NOWHERE HARLOW HITS A HIGH KICK TO THE SIDE OF LUCAS’ HEAD, AND LUCAS IS STUNNED HERE! HARLOW HAS HIM IN A SUPERPLEX POSITION AGAIN–FALCON ARROW FROM THE TOP ROPE!! HARLOW GRABS THE LEG OF LUCAS!!
Eve: LUCAS KICKS OUT! Harlow can’t believe it as she is trying to get this over with as quickly as possible! Harlow now hooks the arms of Lucas on the mat and is gonna try to end this match the same way she did a few weeks ago on Showdown with Great Expectations…..But Lucas grabs the ropes in front of him and pulls himself out of the ring! Albert is consoling him on the outside trying to give him a pep talk and Harlow doesn’t seem amused.
Harlow Reichert (no mic): GET BACK IN HERE YOU PUSSY!
Eve: Lucas looks a bit pissed off by that as he slides back in the ring and Harlow is trying to stomp on Lucas while he’s down but Lucas manages to create some separation between the two of them! Harlow goes for another kick now–BUT LUCAS CATCHES HER LEG AND HAS HER IN THE ANKLE LOCK!! HARLOW IS SCREAMING NOW SCRAMBLING TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO THE ROPES! HARLOW TRIES TO ROLL THROUGH IT TO REVERSE IT BUT LUCAS DOESN’T LET GO! THE ANKLE LOCK IS LOCKED IN DEEP NOW! HARLOW IS STILL TRYING HER BEST TO GET OUT AND SHE’S TRYING AGAIN TO GET TO THE ROPES AND SHE REACHES—SHE’S GOT IT!! HARLOW REACHES THE ROPES AND FORCES THE BREAK!
Deadprez: That’s her first rope break of the entire gauntlet. Remember, they don’t reset, she only gets three rope breaks as long as she’s in the gauntlet. The same with everybody else.
Gavin Kirkland: Lucas is thinking on what to do next and he picks up Harlow off the mat and Harlow wakes up and slaps Lucas’ hands away from her and hits a kick to the midsection, and then throws a hard uppercut to the jaw of Lucas! Lucas stumbles back and Harlow is following him every step of the way throwing several uppercuts, Harlow hits one last big uppercut and Lucas stumbles into the ropes and bounces off of them and Harlow has him on her shoulders now–HARLOW’S INFERNO!!! BUT NO!! LUCAS IS THROWING ELBOWS TO THE FACE OF HARLOW NOW! LUCAS SLIPS OUT AND PUSHES HARLOW FROM HER BACK FORWARD AND GRABS AHOLD OF HER ARM–DISCUS LARIAT FROM LUCAS!! HARLOW MAY BE OUT!!
Eve: LUCAS WASTES NO TIME AS HE PICKS UP HARLOW AND LIFTS HER ARMS UP FOR THE SKULL CRUSHING FINALE BUT HARLOW DROPS AND REVERSES IT! HARLOW IS UP AND RUNS AT LUCAS BUT LUCAS SIDESTEPS IT AND HARLOW–OH SHE ALMOST RAN INTO THE REFEREE!! LUCAS RUNS UP BEHIND HARLOW AND CONNECTS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!
Deadprez: ALBERT HITCHMAN IS ON THE APRON DISTRACTING THE REFEREE NOW! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ABOUT?!
Eve: AND HARLOW IS UP AND TURNS AROUND….LUCAS PULLS OUT BRASS KNUCKLES! FROM HIS TRUNKS!!! LUCAS NAILS HARLOW RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THEM WITH A HARD RIGHT SHOT!!! ALBERT HOPS OFF THE APRON WITH A SMILE AND LUCAS COVERS THE MOTIONLESS HARLOW!!
Eve: HARLOW KICKS OUT!! THE CROWD EXPLODES!!
Deadprez: LUCAS IS ANGRY NOW AS HE WALKS OVER TO THE CORNER AND IS BEGGING HARLOW TO GET TO HER FEET AND TURN AROUND, HE’S SETTING UP FOR THE CLAYMORE KICK!! HARLOW FINALLY TURNS AROUND–HARLOW RUNS AND CATCHES LUCAS WITH A SLINGBLADE!! HARLOW RUSHES UP TO THE TOP ROPE STILL HOLDING HER HEAD SHE BALANCES HERSELF–
Gavin Kirkland: WUTHERING HEIGHTS!!! IT CONNECTS!!! SHE HOOKS THE LEG!!
Gina Romano: Lucas Johnson has been eliminated!
(Harlow sits in the middle of the ring holding her head from the brass knuckles shot, exhausted. Albert gives a disappointed look as Lucas is helped out of the ring. Him and Albert walk to the back as Albert gives a look back to the ring before going through the curtain.)
Deadprez: Gotta give some credit to Lucas there, he pulled out the stops, but it STILL wasn’t enough to take the title from Harlow! Two down, three to go for Harlow now! WHO’S NEXT?!
(‘War’ by Dance With The Dead hits as Santo Muerte comes on to little to no reaction from the crowd, as they don’t really know how to react to him.The camera pans to see Harlow taking some deep breaths as she is pulling herself up trying to gather some energy.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING NEXT…FROM DEATH VALLEY, CALIFORNIA…WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED POUNDS…..”THE SAINT OF DEATH”…..SSSAAANNNTTTOOO MMMUUUERRRTTEE!!!!
Eve:…I wouldn’t wanna be Harlow right now. This is the man who almost broke her arm last week on Showdown. This guy came up just barely short of the PURE Title a few months ago at Road To Redemption and I don’t think he has forgotten about it. He’s on a mission to please El Ray tonight and bring the PURE Title to him! Harlow is in SERIOUS trouble!
(The referee signals the start of the match.)
Eve: Harlow looks exhausted but she isn’t showing any fear of Santo right now! Santo is still as a statue and WOAH SANTO JUST CHARGES AT HARLOW AND HITS A FRONT STANDING DROPKICK! HARLOW WASN’T EXPECTING THAT RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE AND SANTO IS RIGHT ON THE ATTACK! SANTO PICKS UP HARLOW AND DRIVES HER ACROSS THE RING INTO A CORNER! SHOULDER THRUST! ANOTHER SHOULDER THRUST!! SANTO NOW GRABS HARLOW WITH BOTH OF HIS HANDS BY HER HEAD AND HE TOSSES HER HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING!!
Deadprez: Santo has come out of the gate firing very quickly and Harlow might just be a little too tired to keep up! Santo runs and clotheslines Harlow out of the ring! Harlow stirring to her feet on the outside….AND SANTO RUNS TO THE ROPES…..TOPE CON HILO!!! WHAT A MANEUVER FROM SANTO!!
(Instant replay of the Tope Con Hilo.)
Gavin Kirkland: Santo now picks up Harlow and grabs her by the head, and Santo throws her back first into the barricade! Santo is like a shark that smells blood and Harlow has had no answer thus far! Santo picks up Harlow and drags her to the ring and slowly rolls her back inside and he slowly slides in after and right now just stalking Harlow….Santo is circling around Harlow now and Harlow is finally back to her feet–SANTO CHARGES! BUT HARLOW REVERSES IT INTO A BACKSLIDE PIN!!
Eve: SANTO GETS OUT OF IT AND SANTO IS UP TO HIS FEET IN SUPER QUICK FASHION AND HE PICKS UP HARLOW FROM THE MAT AND PUTS HER BETWEEN HIS LEGS! HARLOW IS PANICKING TRYING TO ESCAPE BUT SANTO LIFTS HER UP IN A POWERSLAM POSITION!! HARLOW IS TRYING WITH ALL HER WILL TO ESCAPE AS SANTO IS TRYING TO SET UP FOR SOMETHING BUT HARLOW WON’T LET HIM! OH NO!! SANTO MUERTE WITH THE BUCKLE BOMB TO HARLOW! SANTO THREW HER WAY TOO HIGH AND HARLOW HIT THE BACK OF HER HEAD OF THE RING POST!
Deadprez: SUPERKICK FROM SANTO AS HARLOW MAKES HER WAY OUT OF THE CORNER! SANTO AIN’T COVERING THOUGH, WHY? I think he knows he’s in full control right now and he’s taking his time here, and WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?!
Gavin Kirkland: HE’S CLIMBING THE TOP ROPE! HE’S STEPPING OUT OF HIS COMFORT ZONE IN ORDER TO TAKE HARLOW DOWN! WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE’S PLANNING TO DO HERE–HOLY SHIT!! HARLOW IS UP LIKE BAT OUT OF HELL AND SHE RUNS UP TO THE TOP ROPE WITH SANTO–BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE!! HARLOW LIES ON TOP OF SANTO FOR THE COVER!!!!
Eve: SANTO KICKS OUT! HARLOW BRUSHES HER HAIR BACK AS SHE THOUGHT THAT WAS GONNA BE ENOUGH! HARLOW NOW PULLS HERSELF UP WITH THE ROPES AND SHE’S SLOWLY MOTIONING FOR SANTO TO GET TO HIS FEET! SANTO IS UP AND HE TURNS AROUND AND HARLOW KICKS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION AND GOES FOR A POWERBOMB–BUT SANTO COUNTERS WITH THE BACK BODY DROP!! HARLOW IS UP HOLDING HER BACK IN PAIN AND SANTO WALKS UP BEHIND HER AND HOOKS HER ARMS, HE’S SETTING UP FOR THE DEATH NOTE!! BUT HARLOW ESCAPES IT AS SHE REVERSES THAT INTO A HIP TOSS! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN NOW AND IT’S A RACE TO WHO GETS TO THEIR FEET FIRST!
Deadprez: SANTO IS UP! SANTO SEES THAT HARLOW IS VULNERABLE AND HE RUNS AT HER–HARLOW JUMPS UP AND CATCHES SANTO IN A TRIANGLE CHOKE!! SANTO DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING, AND HE’S LIKE A FISH OUT OF WATER! HARLOW IS TRYING WITH ALL THE ENERGY SHE HAS LEFT TO CHOKE SANTO OUT AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT MATCH BUT SANTO IS REFUSING TO DIE HERE! IS SANTO GONNA PASS OUT HERE FROM THE TRIANGLE CHOKE?!
Gavin Kirkland: SANTO THOUGH, SANTO IS USING HIS POWER AND HE’S LIFTED HARLOW OFF THE MAT AND HE HAS HARLOW IN THE AIR, HE BOUNCES HARLOW FROM HER BACK OFF THE TOP ROPE BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! THE COVER!!
Eve: NO!!! HARLOW REFUSES TO DIE!! SANTO IS UP AND HE PICKS UP HARLOW ONCE AGAIN AND TRIES HOOKING HER ARMS FOR THE DEATH NOTE….BUT HARLOW AGAIN COUNTERS IT AND DRIVES HIM IN REVERSE INTO THE CORNER BREAKING THE GRIP ON HER ARMS! HARLOW THROWING ELBOWS NOW TO THE FACE OF SANTO BEHIND HER! HARLOW TAKES A FEW STEPS FORWARD BEFORE TURNING AROUND AND RUNNING AT SANTO IN THE CORNER BUT OH NO–
Deadprez: SANTO CAUGHT HARLOW WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD!! SANTO RIGHT AWAY PICKS UP HARLOW AND HOOKS THE ARMS—DEATH NOTE!!!!!! THE COVER!! HARLOW IS FUCKING OUT!!!!
Deadprez: HARLOW KICKS OUT!! HOW IN THE HELL?!?! THE CROWD IS GOING NUTS HERE!!
Eve: SANTO NOW JUST STANDS AND LOOKS DOWN AT THE MOTIONLESS HARLOW AND SLOWLY LIFTS HER UP LIKE DEAD WEIGHT—-OH MY GOD!!! SMALL PACKAGE FROM HARLOW!!!!
Gina Romano: Santo Muerte has been eliminated!
(Santo is back in a panic asking if it was three as Harlow is leaning on the middle ropes on her knees not believing she just escaped Santo.)
Eve: WOW! Harlow just surprised—
Deadprez: OH MY GOD!! SANTO ATTACKS HARLOW FROM BEHIND!! HE’S ABSOLUTELY SNAPPED!! STOP!! DOESN’T SHE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT?!?!
Eve: OH MY! SANTO IS RIPPING OFF THE WRAP ON HER ARM THAT HE INJURED LAST WEEK! HE FLIPS HARLOW ON HER STOMACH AND HOPS ON TOP OF HER AND GRABS THE INJURED ARM HE SNAPPED LAST WEEK!! PLEASE SANTO!! NO!!
(Referees are running down the ramp as Santo grabs the arm.)
Santo Muerte: NO MERCY! THIS IS FOR YOU EL REY, I’M SORRY I LET YOU DOWN!!
Gavin Kirkland: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! SANTO JUST SNAPPED THE ARM OF HARLOW AGAIN!!!
(Referees force Santo out of the ring and escort him to the back as Harlow is sitting in the corner in absolute pain holding her arm, she’s crying in as medical personnel are trying to attend to her.)
(The camera pans to a little girl in the crowd wearing a Harlow Reichert shirt crying.)
Harlow Reichert (crying): DON’T TOUCH IT! PLEASE DON’T TOUCH IT!!!
(“Old Town Road” hits as Lance Blackfyre walks out with a shit eating grin on his face. He laughs his entire way to the ring.)
Eve: Lance is next in the Gauntlet, but what about Harlow?! There’s no way she can compete, she likely has a broken arm thanks to the post match assault from Santo!
(Lance Blackfyre just sits in the opposite corner of Harlow receiving heavy medical attention. Lance has his arms crossed just smiling before pointing at her sarcastically.)
(The referee in the ring is asking the doctor what to do, and the doctor throws up the “X” sign and does the “CANCEL” motion with his arms to the referee.)
(The crowd boos heavily as Harlow is pleading to still continue. But the referee says he has no choice, and he calls for the announcement of Harlow’s elimination.)
Eve: OH MY GOD!! HARLOW JUST KICKED THE REFEREE IN THE DICK AS HE WAS ABOUT TO PASS THE ANNOUNCEMENT OFF!!! SHE STANDS UP AND THE DOCTOR IS PLEADING WITH HER TO STOP AND GO TO THE BACK–
Deadprez: OH MY GOD! HARLOW JUST FOREARMED THE FUCK OUT OF THE DOCTOR!! SHE DEMANDS ANOTHER REFEREE AND TO START THIS MATCH!! SHE REFUSES TO LET THE PURE TITLE GO!!!
(Another referee slides in and regrettably signals the start as Harlow is holding her arm down. Lance is asking the referee if he’s serious right now.)
Eve: Lance is just laughing now as both are in the center of the ring. WOAH!! HARLOW JUST KICKED LANCE IN HIS RIGHT KNEE! HARLOW NOW DRIVING HER KNEE REPEATEDLY INTO THE HEAD OF LANCE BLACKFYRE!! SHE RUNS TO THE ROPES AND HITS A DROPKICK!! THE MONSTER IS STILL ON ONE KNEE!! HARLOW HAS TO USE HER FEET BECAUSE SHE PRETTY MUCH ONLY HAS ONE ARM AT THE MOMENT!
Deadprez: LANCE USES HIS STRENGTH AND PUSHES HARLOW AWAY FROM HIM!! HARLOW DOESN’T WASTE ANY TIME GOING BACK ON THE OFFENSE AND RUNS AT LANCE BUT RUNS INTO A HUGE CLOTHESLINE FROM LANCE! LANCE IS CHECKING HIS LIP FOR BLOOD NOW AS HE GRABS THE INJURED ARM OF HARLOW ON THE MAT…..AND OH MY GOD LANCE BLACKFYRE JUST STOMPED ON THE SURELY BROKEN ARM OF HARLOW!! HARLOW IS SCREAMING AND CRYING IN PAIN!
Gavin Kirkland: SHE HAD THE CHANCE TO BACK OUT AND SHE ASSAULTED PEOPLE TRYING TO HELP HER AND NOW SHE;S PAYING FOR IT! LANCE STOMPS ON THE ARM AGAIN!! LANCE RIGHT NOW IS JUST HAVING FUN WITH THIS, HE KNOWS HE CAN END HARLOW ANY TIME HE WANTS TO!
Deadprez: LANCE DRAGS HARLOW BY HER ARM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND DROPS AN ELBOW RIGHT INTO THE HEART! HE GOES FOR THE PIN!
Eve: HARLOW GETS THE SHOULDER UP! SHE’S NOT QUITTING!!! LANCE IS LAUGHING NOW AS HE SLOWLY PICKS UP HARLOW AND LIFTS HER UP IN A POWERSLAM POSITION, BUT HARLOW SLIPS OUT FROM BEHIND AND CHOPS BLOCKS HIM FROM BEHIND! HARLOW RUNS TO THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH THE BULLDOG! THE BIG MAN IS DOWN BUT HE’S ALREADY GETTING BACK UP!! HARLOW TRIES RUNNING AT HIM AGAIN BUT RUNS INTO A BIG BOOT FROM LANCE! LANCE NOW STANDS HARLOW UP IN THE CORNER AND BALANCES HER STANDING! LANCE WALKS TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER NOW AND HE CHARGES AT HARLOW FULL SPEED–
Deadprez: HARLOW GOT OUT OF THE WAY AND LANCE BLACKFYRE GOES SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST THROUGH THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE!! HARLOW IS CRAWLING NOW TO TO THE OPPOSITE END OF THE RING, AND LANCE TURNS AROUND–
Gavin Kirkland: LES MISERABLES!!!! WELL, THE FIRST PART OF LES MISERABLES! THE FLYING KNEE GETS THE GIANT!! HARLOW WITH THE COVER, IS SHE REALLY GONNA DO THIS?!?!?!
Eve: LANCE JUST THREW HARLOW OFF OF HIM!! THE LOOK ON HARLOW’S FACE TELLS THE ENTIRE STORY! A FACE OF DISBELIEF!! HARLOW NOW WAITS FOR HIM TO TURN AROUND AGAIN–FLYING KNEE STRIKE–NO!! LANCE BACK BODY DROPS HARLOW OUT OF THE RING! HARLOW IS IN PAIN AGAIN AS SHE LANDED ON THAT ARM! LANCE IS OUT OF THE RING AND THE REF BEGINS HIS COUNT TO TWENTY!
Deadprez: LANCE GRABS THE HAIR OF HARLOW’S AND DRAGS HER TO THE STEEL STEPS AND BOUNCES HER HEAD FIRST OFF THE STEEL STEPS! THEN HE SLAMS HER ARM ON THE STEEL STEPS!!
Gavin Kirkland: LANCE NOW JUST LAUGHS AS HE WATCHES HARLOW HELPLESSLY CRAWL AWAY FROM HIM AND SHE’S TRYING TO USE THE BARRICADE NEAR THE TIMEKEEPER’S AREA AS LEVERAGE! HE’S GETTING READY! OH MY GOD!! LANCE CHARGES AT HARLOW!—
Eve: HOLY SHIT!! HARLOW SIDESTEPPED IT AND LANCE GOES FULL SPEED THROUGH THE BARRICADE NEAR THE TIMEKEEPER’S AREA! :damn:
Deadprez: HARLOW NOW THROWING THE WRECKAGE FROM THE BARRICADE ON TOP OF LANCE! LANCE HASN’T MOVED AND HARLOW WALKS AND ROLLS BACK IN THE RING!!
Eve: WHAT A SMART MOVE! She never likes winning this way but do you blame her one bit?! She’s basically wrestling with a broken arm in her fourth match and I don’t think there’s any chance in hell she beats Lance who is fully healthy in her condition!
(Lance Blackfyre tosses the wreckage off the top of him and begins stirring.)
Gavin Kirkland: LANCE IS OUT OF THE RUBBLE! HE’S TRYING TO MAKE HIS WAY TO THE RING, HE LOOKS LIKE HE DOESN’T HAVE A CLUE WHERE HE IS!
Eve: LANCE HAS A HOLD OF THE APRON!! CAN HE GET BACK IN?!?! HARLOW HAS A LOOK OF WORRY RIGHT NOW!
Gina Romano: Lance Blackfyre has been eliminated!
Eve: LANCE WAS, IN BUT HE WAS A SPLIT SECOND TOO LATE!! HARLOW HAS MOVE ON TO THE LAST OPPONENT, JAKE SMITH!!
Deadprez: WHAT AMAZING EFFO-
Gavin Kirkland: OH GOD! LANCE NOW ANGRILY PICKS UP HARLOW BY HER HAIR AND TOSSES HER TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!! HE THREW HER SO HARD HE RIPPED OUT SOME OF HER HAIR, HE LOOKS AT THE HAIR AND TOSSES IT AS HE STEPS OUTSIDE WITH HARLOW!
Eve: THIS IS FUCKING PATHETIC!! SHE HAS BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH!! WHAT ARE YOU PROVING HERE????!!!!!
(Lance picks up Harlow by her throat with anger.)
Lance Blackfyre: YOU FUCKING BITCH!!
Eve: NO!!!!! TITANIC PLUNGE THROUGH THE GERMAN ANNOUNCE TABLE HERE AT RINGSIDE!!! THE ONE HANDED CHOKESLAM!! FUCKING WHY?!?!
(Security tries escorting Lance but he refuses and walks on his own.)
(Medical personnel are shown running down the ramp with a stretcher. Everyone in attendance is in total shock and the arena is almost silent as a sea of people are trying to help Harlow at ringside.)
(“R U Mine” by Arctic Monkeys hits to very loud boos. Jake Smith walks out with a very smug look on his face. He struts to the ring laughing the entire way.)
Eve: …….Jake Smith is the last man in the Gauntlet, and right now Harlow is getting laid on a stretcher right next to us…..what does this mean?!
(Jake Smith steps into the ring and looks down at Harlow just shaking his head sarcastically. He then demands a microphone.)
Jake Smith: What did I tell you all? Chokelow at it again!
(The booing is so loud you can barely hear Jake talk. They raise Harlow’s stretcher and begin wheeling her out.)
Jake Smith: Wellllll, this girl can’t move out here. I’M the final competitor in the Gauntlet, and it looks like poor ole Chokelow won’t be able to compete. So by forfeit, I SHOULD and WILL be awarded the PURE Championship!
(Jake and the referee are speaking and the referee shrugs his shoulders and whispers in Gina Romano’s ear over by ringside.)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentleman, I’ve just been informed that due to Harlow being unable to compete, the winner of the PURE Championship Gauntlet Match–
(Gina Romano gets interrupted the absolute roar of the crowd.)
(The camera pans midway up the ramp where we see Harlow moving on the stretcher. Harlow unstraps herself and falls to the ground. The doctors are begging her to stop, but she is pushing them away and stumbling her way back to the ring.)
Doctor (off-mic): HARLOW, PLEASE!
Harlow Reichert (off-mic): STAY THE AWAY FROM ME AND DON’T EVER TOUCH ME!!!
Eve: I know how much the PURE Title means to Harlow, but this is NOT smart! She needs serious medical help and Jake Smith is FULLY healthy! HARLOW’S GOTTA THINK LONG TERM HERE!!!
(Harlow slides in the ring and tells Jake to bring it with her one good arm. Jake Smith is laughing as he removes his shirt and begs the referee to start the match. The referee asks Harlow several times before actually signaling the start.)
Eve: Both competitors are in the center of the ring and Jake is laughing at her and even mocking her by dragging his arm down low and OH MY–
Deadprez: HARLOW JUST SPIT RIGHT IN THE FACE OF JAKE SMITH!! :krabs:
Gavin Kirkland: JAKE’S FACE TURNED FROM A LOOK OF JOY TO A LOOK OF MALICE!! JAKE SWINGS BUT HARLOW DUCKS!! KNIFE EDGE CHOP!! ANOTHER ONE!! KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! AND HARLOW RUNS TO THE ROPES–
Eve: JAKE RUNS TO HER AND DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO HER GUT!! JAKE WITH FORCE DRAGS HER TO THE CENTER OF THE RING—RIDE TO HELL!!! THE ELEVATED BUTTERFLY DDT!!! JAKE HOOKS THE LEG WITH AN EVIL LOOK ON HIS FACE!!
Eve: WHAT A FUCKING SHAME HER REIGN ENDS THIS WAY!! WHAT A PERFORMANCE!
Deadprez: HARLOW FUCKING KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!
(The crowd is so loud, you don’t know what to call it. Jake has the most astonished look you could ever find.)
Eve: Jake lifts up Harlow by the head and he’s not happy!
Jake Smith (no mic): STAY DOWN FOR YOUR OWN FUCKING GOOD YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE–
Eve: SMALL PACKAGE FROM HARLOW!!!! SHE’S GOT IT!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: JAKE KICKS OUT AND JAKE IS UP QUICKLY WHILE HARLOW IS STILL DOWN AND JAKE PICKS UP HARLOW FROM THE MAT AND JAKE GOES FOR RIDE TO HELL AGAIN BUT HARLOW REVERSES IT!! THIS MIGHT HER LAST WIND!!
Deadprez: SUPERKICK FROM HARLOW!! JAKE IS STUNNED!! HARLOW WITH HER LAST GASP RUNS TO THE ROPES AND JAKE TRIES CLOTHESLINING HARLOW BUT HARLOW DUCKS RUNS OFF THE OPPOSITE ROPES AND JAKE TURNS AROUND AND–
Eve: LLLEESSS MMIISSSERRRAABBLLEESSS!!!!! THE FLYING KNEE!!! INSTEAD OF GOING FOR THE TWISTER, HARLOW DRAPES HER BODY ON JAKE AND SHE GOT THE COVER!!
Deadprez: JAKE SMITH GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!
Eve: THAT WAS LIKELY HARLOW BEST AND LAST SHOT!! HARLOW HAS TEARS IN HER EYES AS SHE IS IN SO MUCH PAIN AND SHE THOUGHT SHE HAD RUN THE GAUNTLET RIGHT THERE! HARLOW IS STILL HOLDING HER ARM DOWN IN SERIOUS PAIN! AND NOW HARLOW LOOKS AROUND AND UH OH–
Deadprez: HARLOW IS CRAWLING TOWARDS THE CORNER!! SHE CRAWLS UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND SHE’S GINGERLY MAKING HER WAY UP THE TOP ROPE!! PLEASE DON’T DO THIS HARLOW, PLEASE THINK OF YOU AND YOUR FUTURE AND SAFETY!!
Gavin Kirkland: SHE’S BALANCED…SHE’S REALLY GONNA DO IT AND RISK FURTHER INJURY TO HER LIKELY BROKEN ARM!!–
Eve: WUUTTTHHERRRRINNNNGGG HEEEIIGGHHTTTTSSS!!!!!!
Deadprez: HOLY SHIT!! JAKE SMITH IS UP AND RUNS UP TO THE TOP ROPE WITH HARLOW LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL!!!–
Eve: RIDE TO HELL FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! THE BUTTERFLY ELEVATED DDT!! JAKE SMITH HOOKS THE LEG WITH A GRIN ON HIS FACE!!! PLEASE HARLOW!!! NO!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“R U Mine?” by Arctic Monkeys hits but you can’t hear it because of the overwhelming boos from the crowd. Jake Smith stands and soaks in the extremely negative reaction he is receiving.)
Gina Romano: THE WINNER OF THE PURE GAUNTLET AND NEW ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING PURE CHAMPION … JAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SMMMMMMIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(The referee presents Jake Smith with the PURE Championship and raises his hand very quickly before beginning to check on Harlow and call for medical help again.)
Eve: What a fucking shame! Harlow did all that to just lose her title in the end anyway, you gotta feel for this woman. This was very hard to watch and I don’t know how Jake could be smiling being proud of this!
Gavin Kirkland: All Jake did was beat the final competitor in the Gauntlet. And now Jake Smith is a 2 time PURE Champion. As much as we don’t like it, it’s something we gotta accept. Congrats to him, I guess.
(Jake Smith is celebrating with the PURE Championship for several minutes before making his way up the ramp just staring at the title. Jake takes a look at the entire arena booing him and does the “crying sad face” with his hands mocking the fans. He mouths “I TOLD YOU SO” several times before walking to the back and his theme fades.)
(In the ring, they are trying to strap Harlow to a stretcher again for several minutes, but she’s refusing. The crowd gives a nonstop standing ovation letting her know they still love her and appreciate the heart and grit she showed tonight. Harlow moves very slowly holding her arm and she sits on the ring apron facing the entrance way. She mouths “I’M SORRY.”)
Crowd: WE STILL LOVE YOU!!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: WE STILL LOVE YOU!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Eve: Indeed, we do.
(Harlow scans the arena in tears and nods at the crowds’ love to her. She hops off the apron and very slowly begins making her way up the ramp holding her arm. Lots of medical personnel follow behind her. )
(Commercial break hyping up this week’s Voltage. Who died? Who survived? Find out tomorrow night!)
(Under Siege returns from commercial break as it pans to backstage, where Jake Smith is walking with his newly won PURE Championship. He is smiling from ear to ear just glancing at the title every other second. Kyra Phillips soon approaches him.)
Kyra Phillips: Excuse me, Jake.
Jake Smith: What’s up Kyra?!
Kyra Phillips: Well, you just became a two-time PURE Champion out there, what’s going through your mind?
Jake Smith: Everything Kyra, everything. All those people who said I would be nothing more than Drake King’s lackey, well I just won my second championship. It wasn’t just a fluke the first time. People don’t got shit to say now. Justice was finally served to Harlow after our previous matches. I didn’t expect to be part of this match but I’m glad I was, because there was some unfinished business with me and this title. As much as I wanted to move on from the PURE Championship picture, there was always something that kept me from moving on. In this case, it was Lance Blackfyre and speaking of Lance, my issues with him aren’t finished yet. Looking back at my first reign, it was very underwhelming. I felt like I was just getting things started before Harlow ended it back at Road to Redemption. I promise to make this second reign memorable. I’m gonna be a champion Harlow wishes she could be. I’m going to make this championship mean more than Harlow did. I’m not going to do any of those petty reigns that Harlow did. I’m not going to give just anyone a shot at the title. If we did that, we’d be having losers like Jordan Payne getting title shots. Do people really want that? :mjlol:
(Kyra rolls her eyebrows.)
Kyra Phillips: Well, speaking of Harlow, are you proud of how you won tonight?
Jake Smith: What?! I didn’t do anything dirty. I was the last competitor in the Gauntlet and all I did was beat the last person in my way. It was just a matter of being the last competitor of the match and the fresher one out of the two of us. I did nothing wrong, I have no idea why those people are booing me. Harlow brought all that pain upon herself. I gave her the chance to just give up and go get help. Harlow could have given up and we wouldn’t have blamed her whatsoever. She was the one who decided to be ignorant and further damage herself and shorten her career in the process, and it was all for nothing cause here I stand PURE Champion.
Kyra Phillips: What are your plans with the title in your second reign?
Jake Smith: Oh, well-
(Jake Smith leans to his side and takes a gander somewhere, beyond the camera. He smiles at what he sees.)
Jake Smith: Excuse me, Kyra.
(Jake Smith makes his way over to another area backstage smiling.)
Jake Smith: Well, well, well.
(The camera pans to see Alexis Chambers turning around with an annoyed look on her face.)
Jake Smith: You ready to take my advice now?
Alexis Chambers: Get the fuck outta my face.
Jake Smith: Ayyyy what’s with the hostility? I’m just being friendly.
Alexis Chambers: I don’t appreciate being interrupted as I’m getting my mind right for the biggest match of my career.
Jake Smith: No congratulations or nothing?
Alexis Chambers: You beat a crippled Harlow Reichert, good for you. How sad is it that even in Harlow’s condition at the end of the match, you still almost lost to her?
Jake Smith: Take it easy, you little adopted hater. It was her choice to compete, not mine. Anyways, I’m here to wish you luck. You’re about to compete for one of the top titles in this industry and I don’t think you realize it fully yet. It’s only the entire world watching, don’t fuck it up. Take the advice from a CHAMPION here, pick up the slack, go out there and seize the opportunity, not squander them like your brother. You need to follow my advice or you’re gonna fail here girl.
Alexis Chambers: I guess we’re gonna find out later tonight, right?
Jake Smith: Yeah, don’t go out there and choke like Harlow did.
Alexis Chambers: Jake, you have five seconds to leave me alone, or I’m gonna finish what Harlow started out there.
Jake Smith: Okay, okay! Good luck….buddy.
(Jake Smith walks away from the scene smiling and Alexis Chambers just looks in the direction he was walking, holds up her hands and acts like she’s strangling someone.)
( DING! DING! DING! )
Gina Romano: The following contest is scheduled for one fall… and is for the EEEE AAAA WWWWW UNNNIFIIIIED TAAAAAAAAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!!!!!!!!!! …
( “Immigrant Song” by Led Zeppelin hits, and Visual Prophet is the first to walk out dressed to complete and embracing the energy of the arena. He wears the King of Elite crown on his head proudly, and he motions his hands towards the walk way. The boos in the crowd get a little more noticeable as Drake King walks out right after him, looking as smug as ever with the World Heavyweight Championship in his gloved hand. )
Gina Romano: Introducing first… weighing in at a combined weight of 480 POOOUNNDS!!!! THEY ARE THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION DRAKE KING, THE 2020 KING OF ELITE VISUAL PROPHET: DRIZZZYYYYYYYYY ANNNNND VIIZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: How can you not Stan this pairing! We could be looking at the two best Elitists in EAW today, they certainly hold the accolades to prove it! And for the first time in Heavenly Hell’s tag team championship reign, they are entering virtually a NO-WIN situation. It was destined for Drizzy and Vizzy to be together, and that destiny may lead them to the great prize any tag team on Earth can only dream of holding.
Deadprez: You ain’t too far off, Gavin. You never want to count Heavenly Hell out, they’ve made a statement out of this entire season that’ll be referred to for years to come. But you really can’t quantify the amount of talent in these two men’s bodies. There’s a reason why they are at the status they are.
Eve: The question begs – can these two great individual talents put it all together? A case can be made they’ve accomplished little to nothing together as an actual pairing. That’s because it takes a lot, and I do mean a lot, for great individuals to be able to put it all together.
( The lights go out in the arena, a lone spotlight shines on the entranceway. “No More” by Disturbed hits, and Minerva leads Constance Blevins out through the shadows carrying both EAW Tag Team Championship titles. Constance takes her title from Minerva’s shoulder, and the two hold their titles up proudly for all to see. Their confident entrance continues, with Minerva making unbreaking eye contact to her challengers in the ring. )
Gina Romano: THEIR OPPONENTS… WEIGHING IN AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 245 POOOUNNNDS!!! THEY ARE THE EAW UNNIIIIIFIIIED TAAAAG TEAM CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!! CONSTANCE BLEVINS, MINERVA, HEAVENNNNLYYYYYYYYYYYY HHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
Deadprez: It takes a whole lot indeed for great individuals to be able to put it all together and achieve greatness together. We’ve seen Minerva and Constance Blevins do it all season long, But how far can they take it! How long does this run keep going? How long can these two continue to succeed where other people fail?
Gavin Kirkland: As long as they remain unpredictable Prez! The more you continue to succeed, the bigger of a target you are. The bigger a target, the more your enemies figure you out. If Vizzy & Drizzy manage to see through the proverbial smoke and mirrors, consider this unprecedented run of theirs TOAST!
Eve: The likes of somebody like Viz and of course Drake King can cause you to pull something new out of you every time.
( DING! DING! DING! )
Deadprez: You got to love it. While the rest of the sports world is completely closed down for the foreseeable future, we still get to see some of the best in the world compete in prime time. :whew: Look at the hunger in all four of their eyes, Drake King insists on starting this match and he refuses to take no for an answer! Minerva on the other hand calmly steps forward, we gonna get this thing going!
Eve: Minerva and Drake King engage in a short lived collar and elbow grapple. King doesn’t take very long before backing her in the ropes. She and Minerva trade places this time. LOUD OPEN PALM CHOP TO THE CHEST FROM MINERVA! DRAKE KING REPLIES WITH A DIZZYING BACKHAND!
( Minerva turns around, stunned by the blow across her lips. She turns back to Drake with a smile. )
Gavin Kirkland: He almost slapped those dick sucking lips right off of her :damn:
Eve: Minerva beckons Drake King to come closer while King continues to talk trash. He confidently approaches her – DIZZYING SLAP ACROSS THE FACE OF KING!!!
Deadprez: Drake King caught the hand! Stomp to the foot by Minerva, followed by a strong kick to the quad, knee lift to the ribs! Double underhook by Minerva following up with some elbow strikes to the top of the head while King is doubled over! SNAP DDT SPIKES KING’S HEAD INTO THE MAT! MINERVA ROLLS THROUGH, AND SYNCHES HIM WITH A REVERSE DRAGON SLEEPER ON THE SEATED POSITION OF THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Eve: King caught in that front face hold with the 2020 Iconic Cup winner and long reigning Unified Tag Team Champion continually applying the pressure. Drake King is pushing himself forward as much as he can, he’s actually managing to get up from the ground off of that seated position and regain his footing! REVERSE DRAGON SLEEPER COUNTERED INTO A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX FROM DRAKE KING!
Gavin Kirkland: Minerva counters the counter with a sunset flip pin! Stacking King on his shoulders, and hooking the tights illegally for good measure!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: Kick out, sending Minerva flying courtesy of the leg strength from King! Minerva quickly tags in Constance Blevins and goes right after Drake King, applying a rear waist hold from behind! King with a standing switch, waist lock of his own, Constance Blevins running right after him! KING SENDS MINERVA CRASHING INTO BLEVINS! THE TWO COLLIDE – AND ARE TAKEN DOWN WITH A DOUBLE DROPKICK BY KING!!! Minerva rolls out of the ring and Blevins is sent tumbling into the corner – KING TAKES BLEVINS OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A MONKEY FLIP!
Gavin Kirkland: KING WASTES LITTLE TIME, SPRINGING TO THE TOP ROPE, WITH HIS SIGHTS SET ON CONSTANCE BLEVINS. COULD HE BE LOOKING FOR A FROG SPLASH?
( Constance Blevins rolls a considerable distance away from the ring. )
Eve: Drake King decides he’s got to opt against that, his partner Visual Prophet agrees. King descends to the apron and is going to walk over closer to where Constance Blevins has landed. King may be looking for some sort of springboard attack! Not so fast! Minerva yanks King off of the apron by his ankles! And she sends King SPINE FIRST INTO THE EDGE OF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!
( Visual Prophet jogs over to the scene, but by then Minerva coyly retreats and blows a kiss into Viz’s direction to taunt him. )
Deadprez: Minerva doing what she has to do to defend her partner. Visual Prophet assists his good buddy up from the floor, you can see King is favoring the small of his back. LOOK OUT! CONSTANCE BLEVINS TAKES BOTH DRIZZY & VIZZY BACK DOWN WITH A CORKSCREW PLANCHA!!!
Gavin Kirkland: THEY BOTH CAUGHT HER!!!!! :damn:!!!!
Eve: THEY ARE DEADLIFTING HER OVER THEIR HEADS, AND ARE TURNING THEIR DIRECTION TO THE ARGENTENIAN ANNOUNCE TABLE. DOUBLE MILITARY PRESS THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE DESK!!!!
Deadprez: NOT YET! WATCH FOR MINERVA! SHE’S STANDING UP ON THE RING POST OUT OF VIEW OF BOTH DRIZZY AND VIZZY! DIVING BACK SENTON OFF THE RINGPOST, SENDING HERSELF AND HER PARTNER LANDING ON BOTH OF THEIR NECKS!!!
( Minerva pulls Constance Blevins off of the bodies of Drake King and Visual Prophet. )
Eve: That went VERY badly for the challengers, but Minerva was simply at the right place at the right time. Minerva helps her partner and co-champion back into the ring, before setting her sights back on Drake King and pulling him up by the wrist after being stacked on top of VP’s body. Minerva aims to send King back into the ring, BUT DRAKE KING COUNTERS WITH A SURGE FROM OUT OF NOWHERE, SENDING MINERVA CRASHING INTO THE STEEL STEPS WITH A HARD IRISH WHIP!
Gavin Kirkland: Yowie! Minerva was just sent banging against 50 lbs of steel, and King re-enters the ring for himself. Unfortunately for King, Blevins catches him with a side kick to the midsection! Takes a step back, ANOTHER side kick catching the jaw of a doubled over Drake King! She rebounds off of the ropes now and takes it a step further, attempting a RUNNING KNEE STRIKE AGAINST THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE!!!!
Deadprez: King catches the oncoming leg! Blevins jams her palm into the side of Drake King’s temples but he quickly rises and hooks the arm of Blevins! FISHERMANS SUPLEX BY KING!!! HOLDING IN A PIN!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: Blevins with the shoulder up! King with a gator roll into a vertical lift, delivering a DEADLIFT VERTICAL SUPLEX FROM THE FLOOR! DRAKE KING ROLLS THROUGH YET AGAIN! FALCON ARROW THIS TIME, PLANTING BLEVINS, AND HOOKING A LEG!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEE!!! TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWO
Eve: Kick out by Blevins!
Drake King rises up to his feet and drags Blevins by a boot over to his tag team corner to tag in The Visual Prophet. King delivers a few stomps to the thigh of Blevins who is trying to fight despite being on her back. Vizzy nails a slingshot elbow drop over the ropes, right into the chest of Blevins. King has ahold of the left leg and Viz has a hold of the right one – RIPPING A PAGE OUT OF HEAVENLY HELL’S BOOK WITH A DOUBLE LEGGED WISHBONE FROM DIZZY AND VIZZY!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NOT TO MENTION RIPPING APART CONNIE’S PELVIS :sob: I haven’t seen a woman open her legs so fast since I slipped a little something something in Sabina’s drink at the EAW Christmas Party!
Deadprez: Visual Prophet keeping the clamps on the champ, he’s got Connie grounded with a full nelson, forcing her to think outside of the box for any chance at escape. The size difference is for sure apparent, but Blevins could easily sneak out at a moment’s notice if Viz isn’t doing his due diligence in these holds.
Speaking of which, because of the fight Blevins continues to put up, with attempt after attempt of slipping her arms out of that nelson – Viz decides to lay Blevins face down on the mat, jam one of his knees into the small of her back and lock in a single legged boston crab! BOY Viz is yanking back as hard as he can, like he wants to rip that left leg apart – shin bone from the knee bone!
Eve: Constance Blevins knows she isn’t going to reach for the ropes to escape, no matter how much Minerva shows her vocal support. The Visual Prophet slightly adjusts himself, now SITTING on that half crab when he had only been kneeling at it before! Constance Blevins again is forced to think outside of the box and twist her torso just enough. It seems like she’s reaching for one of Viz’s ankles!
Gavin Kirkland: Whatever plan she was going for, Visual Prophet has no plans on allowing that to come to fruition. Viz stands up keeping a hold of that same leg, and takes the precautionary measures of dragging Connie away from the ring ropes. Now HE MIGHT WANT THE VIZ LOCK!!! CONSTANCE BLEVINS SENSED IT COMING HOWEVER AND ROLLS HERSELF FORWARD, SENDING VIZ SHOULDER ROLLING INTO THE MAT! VIZ ROLLS THROUGH, BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AND DELIVERS A SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY ON CONSTANCE BLEVINS!!!
Eve: NOBODY HOME! BLEVINS SIDE STEPS IT, AND CATCHES HIM ACROSS THE TEMPLE WITH A SHINING WIZARD!!!
Deadprez: Constance Blevins jogs over to her corner! TAG! In comes Minerva again! Minerva charges at Vizzy! VIZ CHARGES AT MINERVA! IKE TURNER SPECIAL!!!!!!
Eve: NOBODY HOME! MINERVA DUCKS UNDER IT! Viz turns around back to her! CONSTANCE WITH AN ATOMIC DROP!!! MINERVA WITH A DROPKICK TO THE CHEST!!! CONSTANCE HOOKS HIM BY THE LEGS FOR THE SLINGSHOT, MINERVA RUNNING THE ROPES BEHIND HER PARTNER TO GAIN MOMENTUM, AS HEAVENLY HELL DELIVER A SLINGSHOT CATAPULT / CLOTHESLINE COMBO!
Gavin Kirkland: DRAKE KING YANKS DOWN THE ROPES JUST AS MINERVA REBOUNDS OFF OF THEM, SHE GOES TUMBLING DOWN TO RINGSIDE! CONSTANCE BLEVINS DELIVERS THE SLINGSHOT – BUT VIZ COUNTERS THE SLINGSHOT BY REELING HER IN WITH HIS LEGS AND TRAPPING HER IN THE SMALL PACKAGE PIN!
Eve: Unfortunately for Vizzy she is not the legal opponent in the match! Viz realises this after three seconds of a no-count, and looks up befuddled! Visual Prophet turns to the official asking what gives, but Blevins is right on his tail! Grabbing him with a waist lock and RUNNING HIM INTO DRAKE KING TO KNOCK HIM OFF THE APRON!!!
Gavin Kirkland: AND INTO MINERVA’S ARMS! MINERVA DUMPS DRAKE KING RIGHT ON HIS HEAD WITH A SAMBO SUPLEX!!! Visual Prophet turns back to Blevins – WAIT A MINUTE!!!!
Eve: “THE DARK” BY BLEVINS!!! SHE JUST SPIT THAT DARK MIST IN VIZ’S EYES! THAT’S SOMETHING YOU USUALLY SEE HER PARTNER DOING THAT SORT OF THING! The official is NOT happy about that move, and you can see Visual Prophet attempting to claw the mist out of his face, yelling out of sheer agony! Poor Vizzy is legally blind! Minerva slithers back into the ring with a devious smile on her face, flashing a prideful grin at her tag team partner who returns to their corner before standing over a helpless Viz.
( Minerva rips off her elbow pad, and plants a kiss on Viz’s forehead. )
Deadprez: “KISS TO THE HEAD!!!!!!” MINERVA BRINGING VIZ DOWN TO THE FLOOR WITH HIS OWN SILENCING BLOW! SHE SPRAWLS RIGHT ON TOP OF HIM TO SEAL THE DEAL!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Eve: KICK OUT BY VIZ!!! Minerva is up to her knees looking down at Viz almost a little impressed that he managed to keep going.
Deadprez: It says a lot about the resilience of the 2020 King of Elite, Heavenly Hell have taken an outside-the-box approach which is only part of what accounts for their long and unprecedented success as a unit. You don’t make it this far if you aren’t staying creative, staying fresh. The EAW landscape has only yet to have Heavenly Hell figured out, but there’s still more work to be done if they plan on leaving Buenos Aires the Unified Tag Team Champions. Minerva brings a dazed Visual Prophet up by his head, caressing his cheeks while walking him over to the Heavenly Hell corner.
Gavin Kirkland: A little “friction” between Vizzy and Minerva, but that’s cut short very quickly! As Minerva BOUNCES VIZZY’S FACE OFF OF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AT A RAPID FIRE PACE! VIZ DROPS TO HIS KNEES! SHE BOUNCES HIS FACE AGAINST THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE THIS TIME! VIZ SLITHERS TO HIS STOMACH, AND MINERVA BOUNCES HIS HEAD AGAINST THE BOTTOM CORNER PAD!
Deadprez: Minerva attempts to muscle Viz up from the floor – BANG! UPPERCUT BY VIZ! Creating some momentary distance. Constance Blevins ROCKS Viz with a forearm blow to the back of the head! Minerva recovers quickly enough and charges right back with a RUNNING HAYMAKER STRIKE ACROSS VIZ’S JAW! That’s got him seated against the middle turnbuckle! Minerva tags in Blevins and the two take VP out of the corner with a DOUBLE HIP TOSS OUT OF THE CORNER! VIZ SITS UP AFTER BEING NAILED INTO THE MAT, AND BY THEN BLEVINS REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES IN FRONT OF HIM FOR A SOCCER KICK RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!!!! Blevins kneels on his chest and hooks the legs for a possible cover!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Eve: Drake King was on the verge of jumping into the ring to break the pin, however Viz manages to kick out just in time!
Gavin Kirkland: Minerva now MOUNTS over The Prophet, and she is unleashing hell in the form of fists of fury, rights and lefts in concession! Viz trying his damndest to cover up, and Minerva sending down ax handle blows to continue the onslaught!
Eve: Viz trades places with her, mounting over Minerva this time, but before he can get many swing attempts in she pushes him off with her legs! Minerva goes right after a still dazed and impaired Visual Prophet – this time with a baseball slide between the legs! Roll up! VIZ SITS RIGHT ON THE GYPSEY MOTH’S FACE! HOOK OF BOTH LEGS!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Eve: Minerva escapes out of it, sliding behind him. Minerva brings Viz down to the mat with a body-scissors backslide…. WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! VIZ IN TRANSITION MANAGES TO BRING MINERVA UP FROM THE FLOOR, UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! PROPHET DRIVER!!!! PHENOMENAL COUNTER!!!! VIZ SCRATCHING AND CLAWING HIS WAY OVER TO THE NEAREST TURNBUCKLE HE CAN FIND! I THINK HE MAY WANT TO SEAL THE DEAL FOLLOWING THAT BEAUTIFUL LAST DITCH REVERSAL!
Deadprez: But Constance Blevins is at that corner, reaching over the ropes and applying a rear naked choke from the apron!!! Visual Prophet scrambling for an escape! The referee isn’t too keen on it, neither is Drake King, he steps into the ring and is looking to break things up. But the official holds King back and orders him to get back to his corner. OH!!! VIZ CAUGHT BLEVINS WITH THE IKE TURNER SPECIAL!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Not so fast! Blevins jumps off the apron and gets nothing! OH!!!! FROM BEHIND! MINERVA REACHES UP AND GRABS A HOLD OF VIZ’S BIG JUICY BALLS!!!! THAT VICE GRIP NEARLY BRINGS VISUAL PROPHET TO HIS KNEES, AND THE REFEREE IS TOO DISTRACTED WITH DRAKE KING TO NOTICE! – PATENTED SLINGSHOT SPEAR FROM THE APRON BY BLEVINS MOWS THROUGH THE VISUAL PROPHET!!! HEAVENLY HELL IS SO WELL OILED AT WHAT THEY DO! BLEVINS SCURRIES OUT OF THE RING AND ALLOWS MINERVA TO HOOK BOTH OF THE LEGS THIS TIME!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Eve: KING VIZ IS STILL IN THIS! Minerva raises an eyebrow at the ref, but the accomplished young Elitist is simply too good at what she does, too gifted of an athlete to allow a lapse in her concentration. Minerva applies a snug side headlock, and tags Constance Blevins back in the ring. Minerva opens Vizzy up to a flurry of knee strikes, as he’s defenseless and unable to stop the oncoming blows! Blevins is instructed to back as far away as she can by her partner… Minerva holds Viz in place! AND CONSTANCE BLEVINS CHARGES BACK WITH A RUNNING KNOCKOUT STRIKE!!!!!
Deadprez: VISUAL PROPHET COUNTERS WITH A ROLLING EVASION, TAKING MINERVA ALONG WITH HIM! HE ROLLS BACK THROUGH TO HIS FEET, MINERVA CAUGHT IN A HEADLOCK – CONSTANCE BLEVINS WITH A RUNNING LARIAT TO TAKE VIZ OUT!
Eve: VIZ WITH A BOOT TO THE ONCOMING ARM! AND A DOUBLE BACK SUPLEX ON BOTH MEMBERS OF HEAVENLY HELL, DROPPING THEM RIGHT ON THE BACK OF THEIR NECKS!!!!
( Visual Prophet climbs over to the corner while Minerva and Constance Blevins rolls around in a world of hurt. Viz soon finds himself perched up at the top. )
Gavin Kirkland: KING VIZ THROUGH HELL OR HIGH WATER HAS SCRATCHED AND CLAWED HIS WAY UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, LOOKING DOWN AT BLEVINS FROM DOWN BELOW!
Eve: DRAKE KING TAGS HIMSELF IN, JOGS ACROSS THE APRON AND CLIMBS THE OTHER TURNBUCKLE! DRIZZY & VIZZY TAKE TO THE SKIES!!!!! BOW TO THE HEART FROM VIZ!!!!!! FROG SPLASH FROM KING!!!!!!! SYNCHRONIZED DIVES BOTH DELIVERED IN STEREO!!! VIZ BAILS FROM THE RING, AND DRAKE KING CRAWLS OVER CONSTANCE BLEVINS FOR THE WIN!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Deadprez: KICK OUT AT A SPLIT SECOND BEFORE THREE!
Gavin Kirkland: The last and oh I do mean the last thing you ever wanna do is deny the heart and the tenacity of Connie Blevins, this chick has been put through a lot worse than this!
Deadprez: Easy for you to say, a frog splash like that can literally knock the wind out of your lungs Gavin, especially after gaining SO much height! He flew damn near out of the frame just now! King sends Blevins into the V&D corner and tags in Viz. The two grab Blevins at each end and send her across the ring with a hard Irish whip! Viz follows up with a RUNNING CLOTHESLINE CLOBBERING HER WITH THAT ONCOMING ARM!!! VIZ SENDS CONSTANCE BLEVINS BACK ACROSS THE RING WITH AN IRISH WHIP – INTO A SLINGBLADE FROM DRAKE KING!!! DRAKE KING SCRAPES BLEVINS UP FROM THE MAT, PROPS HER UP ON HIS SHOULDERS – RUNNING BUCKLE BOMB INTO A ROUNDHOUSE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD BY VIZ!!!!
Eve: They’re finally able to work as a unit after it seemed like Heavenly Hell had these two figured out turn after turn. Drake returns to the corner in order to adhere to the rules of this tag match, only for Viz to tag him back in and return his own sights back on Blevins. Visual Prophet scrapes Blevins up from the floor the same way his partner did just a moment ago… this time going for a powerbomb of his own! But Drake King has himself perched up at the top turnbuckle!!!! DRIZZY & VIZZY GOING FOR THEIR “DUST IN THE WIND COMBO”!!!! DIVING BLOCKBUSTER FROM DRAKE KING WHILE HOISTED UP ON VIZ’S SHOULDERS!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NAILED IT! AND VIZ TWISTS HIS LEG AROUND CONSTANCE BLEVINS’, AND DROPS TO THE FLOOR WITH A GRAPE VINED VIZ-LOCK!!!!! CONSTANCE BLEVINS IS TRAPPED WITH ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE TO GO!
Eve: TOO BAD FOR VIZ THERE’S NOWHERE SHE NEEDS TO GO, IT’S HIM WHO NEEDS TO LEAVE THE RING, THIS SUBMISSION DOESN’T COUNT SINCE HE ISN’T THE LEGAL MAN!
Deadprez: BUT I DON’T THINK THEY’RE GOING FOR SUBMISSION, I THINK THEY’RE GOING FOR THE SILENCER! DRAKE KING IS AT THE TOP TURNBUCKLE RIGHT BY THEM, PHOENIX SPLASH!!!! PHOENIX SPLASH!!!!!!
Eve: MINERVA IS BACK IN THIS AND SHE SPOTS WHAT THEY’RE ABOUT TO DO! SHE CLIMBS UP THE SAME TURNBUCKLE AND JUMPS RIGHT ONTO DRAKE KING’S BACK! THEY ARE BOTH HIGH ABOVE THE RING RIGHT NOW!
Gavin Kirkland: Viz immediately releases the ankle lock to go and rescue his partner from the clutches of this crazy gypsey goth! Viz is up to a standing base at the middle turnbuckle and has his arms wrapped around Minerva’s waist! Yanking her back as hard as she can! But she won’t let go of Drake King for the life of her! If she goes down, she’s going to go down swinging!
Deadprez: VIZ MAKES ONE LAST BIG HEAVE!!!! GERMAN SUPLEX FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!!
Eve: MINERVA TAKES DRAKE KING WITH HER, DUMPING DRAKE KING ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH “PARADISE LOST”!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: FROM THE TOP ROPE! GOOD FUCKING GOD! DRAKE KING HAS BEEN FOLDED UP LIKE AN ACCORDION! MINERVA MADE THE SACRIFICE FOR HER TEAM’S GREATER GOOD! MINERVA AND VIZ ARE TAKEN OUT OF THE RING OUT OF LANDING MOMENTUM,
( Constance Blevins limps over to Drake King whose eyes appear to be glazed over. )
Eve: LIONESS TOUCH!!!!! ELEVATED CRADLE DDT, DRILLING THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! CONSTANCE BLEVINS COLLAPSES OVER KING WITH EVERYTHING SHE HAS LEFT! COVER!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Deadprez: KING!!! KICKS!!! OUT!!!!
( Constance Blevins lays there shaking her head in disbelief. )
Gavin Kirkland: BLEVINS KNEW IN HER HEART THAT SHE HAD THIS! SHE COULD FEEL THE TITLE IN HER HANDS AND HEAR THE SOUND OF THE BELL, BUT UNTIL IT ACTUALLY HAPPENS, IT WAS ALL AN ILLUSION! Constance Blevins wants to bring Minerva back into this but she can see Minerva at ringside, still recuperating following the crash she just took. Blevins opts to return to the turnbuckle and stalk her opponent, waiting for Drake King to pull himself up. I think she’s got another slingshot spear with Drake King’s name on it.
Deadprez: Look out! Visual Prophet yanks Blevins off of the apron, Blevins sticks the landing – uh oh.
( Constance Blevins lands on her feet, but rolls one of her ankles and collapses to the floor. She can be seen favouring the left ankle in distress. )
Eve: Visual Prophet gets the hell out of dodge while the official steps outside to check on the Tag Team Champion. She clearly didn’t land the right way, and it seems that ankle that was worked on earlier in the match gave out on her. This does not look good.
( Constance Blevins insists she’s fine, and refuses any help from the official. She gives her absolute all to return to a vertical base, only to be met with – )
Gavin Kirkland: SUICIDE DIVE FROM DRAKE KING!!! CONSTANCE BLEVINS SENT CRASHING AGAINST THE APRON!!! KING RUSHES BACK INTO THE RING, RUNNING THE ROPES, GAINING MOMENTUM OFF OF A POTENTIAL SECOND WIND! TOPE CON HILO CLEARING THE ROPES!!!! TAKING CONSTANCE BLEVINS RIGHT BACK DOWN!!!!
Eve: Drake King quickly sends Blevins back into the ring. Minerva is still using the apron for support, she is by no means 100%, meanwhile Drake King is right on Blevins’ heels! BRINGING HER RIGHT BACK UP TO HIS SHOULDERS FOR FAMILIAR TERRITORY! ANOTHER BUCKLE BOMB FROM KING!!!!
Deadprez: SHE ESCAPES! SHE LANDS BEHIND HIM – SHIT SHE COLLAPSES AGAIN. HER ANKLE GAVE OUT ON HER AGAIN!
Gavin Kirkland: WATCH OUT!
Eve: CURB STOMP!!!!!!!! DRAKE KING CRUSHING HER SKULL WITHOUT MERCY!!!!!!!
( Minerva steps through the ropes to spring to action. )
Gavin Kirkland: VISUAL PROPHET TACKLES MINERVA TO THE GROUND, AND LAYS RIGHT ON TOP OF HER LIKE A DEMON DRAGGING HER TO HELL!
Visual Prophet: (taunting) SAVE HER “MINNIE”, SAVE HER!
Eve: DRAKE KING WITH THE AGGRESSIVE COVER!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Deadprez: RIGHT ON TIME!!!! MINERVA BREAKS FREE!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “Immigrant Song” by Led Zeppelin hits, and Visual Prophet jumps to his feet in celebration and leaps for a fist pump. Drake King rushes up from the floor as well, filled with adrenaline and excitement. )
Gina Romano: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS… AND THE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!! DRAKE KING AND THE VISUAL PROPHET, DRRRIIIZZZYYYYYYYYYY AAAAND VIZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: A SPLIT SECOND, JUST A SPLIT SECOND TOO LATE! MINERVA IS ABSOLUTELY CRUSHED! GUTTED! SHE WASN’T THERE ON TIME, SHE COULDN’T STOP WHAT I GUESS YOU CAN SAY WAS ULTIMATELY INEVITABLE! WHAT A SURREAL RESULT TO AN UNREAL MATCH!
Eve: For nearly a year Heavenly Hell have remained virtually unchallenged as a unit! You’re not used to seeing them be – can you even say out done?!
Gavin Kirkland: THEY WERE ABSOLUTELY OUTDONE! THERE’S A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING EVE, AND FOR THE FIRST TIME HEAVENLY HELL WERE OUTMATCHED! IT TOOK INJURY, THE KITCHEN SINK, AND A STROKE OF DUMB LUCK, BUT THEY ARE NO LONGER THE ALPHA TEAM IN THIS COMPANY AS OF TODAY!
Deadprez: We saw new tricks from Heavenly Hell not just tonight but during their entire reign. All good things eventually have to come to an end, but you got to appreciate greatness when you’re seeing it. We saw 9 months of greatness from these two girls. And regarding Constance, I just hope what presumably looks like an ankle or a foot injury of some sort isn’t too bad. She’s one of the best we’ve got on the blue brand, and we need her rolling into Pain for Pride season!
( Medical officials are with Constance to evaluate a potentially broken ankle. Minerva, as frustrated as she is, is still in solidarity with her injured teammate. Visual Prophet and Drake King are on the ramp living it up with Drake holding up the World Heavyweight Championship and the Unified Tag Team Championship, while Viz proudly carries his title over his shoulder and uses the KOE crown to blow a kiss back to Minerva. )
(Five minute break…or not. IDK.)
Gavin Kirkland (in the background): This is one of the hottest matches on the card consisting of two beautiful people, who will more than likely rearrange each other’s faces, but I’m not going to be able to take my eyes off of it!
Eve (in the background): Will it be The Ace of Elite Answers Wrestling who gets redeems himself from King of Elite or will The Hot Commodity score the biggest victory over her career? We’re going to find that out now!
(“Diamonds” by Megan Thee Stallion and Normani blasts through the speakers to an overwhelming, but surprising pop. Candice Blair rises from the guerilla position with a self-assured smile on her face. She points her finger at the crowd, riling them up before making her way down the aisle. Blair usually high-fives the front-row fans, but with the risk of COVID-19, she air high-fives them before arriving to the squared circle. )
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST! From San Francisco, California, weighing in at 126 pounds… SHE IS THE HOT COMMODITY… CAAAANNNNNNNDIIIIICCEEEE BLLLLLLLAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRR!!!!
Eve: A few weeks ago, Candice Blair surprised a lot of people when she decided to challenge Jamie O’Hara to a match at Under Siege. Even Jamie himself was shocked to see who wanted a piece of him, but this is a magnificent opportunity for Candice Blair to attain the spotlight here. She has proven to be a great asset to the Showdown roster and tonight, she looks to show how much of a talented and well-versed elitist she is.
Gavin Kirkland: Man, not only is she a talented and well-versed Ava, look at those pair of breasts and that bowl of oatmeal a-
( As Blair stretches in the corner, ‘Ultimate Battle’ by ZENTA loudly follows the crowd’s anticipation, prompting Jamie O’Hara to emerge from backstage. O’Hara is met with ear-deafening cheers as he confidently strides onto the stage. He responds to the audience with a bright smile on his face before stomping down the ramp. )
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING HER OPPONENT! From Melbourne, Australia, weighing in at 190 pounds… HE IS THE ACE OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING….. JAAAAMMMMMMMIEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO’ HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAA
Deadprez: After failing to get the King Of Elite crown, Jamie O’Hara needs to find his way back into the main event spotlight and this is the spotlight for him to do so. Jamie has been in the bigger picture for so long, these fans forgot how technically proficient Jamie is purely inside that squared circle, and this is his time to show what he is really made out of against Candice Blair.
( DING! DING! DING! )
Eve: This match has officially begun and we are about to see a war of attrition from both of these elitists. Both competitors now isolate themselves from their respective corners as they meet in the center of the ring. Jamie and Candice lock eyes onto each other, smirking as they know what fight they’re willingly going to trigger.
Gavin Kirkland: They initiate a collar-and-elbow tie-up, but O’Hara uses his weight advantage to muscle Candice into the ropes. The referee separates them. Jamie shows his respect by immediately backing off as they both begin to circle around the ring. Candice raises both hands in the air, signalling that she wants to engage in a test-of-strength. Not sure if this is a smart choice, considering the sixty-pound deficit.
Deadprez:Jamie clamps one hand, electing to not grab the other hand as Candice rolls into the ground, kips-up to her feet, and pulls him in for a standing headlock. Jamie uses his strength and throws Candice away towards the corner. Candice relinquishes the hold and ricochets back into him. O’Hara swings forward for a clothesline, she circles around him and locks in a waist lock.
Eve: Standing switch as O’Hara turns around and gets the waist lock instead. He holds onto her while pushing her into the ropes. Blair clings onto the ropes while O’Hara rolls back onto his feet. She rushes into him and O’Hara grounds her with a headlock. Blair traps his head with leg scissors, but O’Hara is quick to kip-up and runs into the ropes.
Gavin Kirkland: Blair gets up and takes O’Hara down with an arm drag. He gets up once again and gets grounded with another arm drag by Blair! Two consecutive arm drags by Blair as she now twists around and pulls O’Hara down with a schoolboy!
Deadprez:O’Hara quickly powers out as they both get up to their feet. O’Hara drops her down by her legs and flips over her! SPLIT-LEGGED PIN!
Eve: Blair uses her inner strength to get off the ground and hold onto O’Hara. She twists him around and pins her down with a backslide!
Gavin Kirkland: O’Hara escapes the pinning predicament once again as both individuals get up to her feet! CANDICE GOES FOR THE BICYCLE KNEE! BUT O’HARA SIDE STEPS, EVADING THE KNEE AND JUMPING UP!! IN EXCELSIS!! NO!! CANDICE DUCKS THE KNEE AND TAKES O’HARA DOWN WITH A HURRICANRANA! The Ace reels into the middle of the ring while Candice springboards off the ropes! MOONSAULT!!
Deadprez: O’HARA GETS OUT OF THE WAY!! Candice lands safely on her feet and now loudly taunts Jamie! O’Hara looking impressed by what she has brought to the table so far as HE CHARGES INTO HER! Candice shoots up and sends Jamie reeling through the ropes with a picture-perfect dropkick. O’Hara recuperates on the apron as Candice quickly hops over the turnbuckle, turns over onto the apron and sprints across towards him! O’HARA JUMPS UP AND DRIVES CANDICE BLAIR INTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING WITH A SLING BLADE!!
Eve: A devastating sling blade from well-versed ace of Elite Answers Wrestling as he jumps back onto the apron, pointing his fingers towards Blair as he proceeds to glide across the apron. O’HARA CONNECTS WITH AN APRON PENALTY KICK!! NO!! BLAIR DUCKS HIS FOOT, TURNS AROUND AND DROPS JAMIE O’HARA ON HIS FACE WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE LEGS.
Gavin Kirkland: O’Hara drops onto the ringside floor as Blair gets her turn and leaps off the apron. O’HARA LOOKS UP TO BLAIR COMING INBOUND WITH A METEORA!! HOWEVER, HE CATCHES BLAIR IN MID-AIR AND CARRIES HER SQUARELY ON HIS SHOULDERS WITH A POWERBOMB!! HE HOISTS HER UP!!!
Deadprez: BLAIR MANAGES TO SNATCH HIS HEAD AND DRILLS HIS HEAD INTO THE APRON FLOOR WITH A SKULL-CRUSHING DDT! She brings him back into the squared circle and ascends the turnbuckles. She is perched as she SOARSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! AND CONNECTS WITH A TOP ROPE METEORA ONTO O’HARA!! SHE QUICKLY HOOKS BOTH LEGS!
Eve: O’HARA POWERS OUT! Candice Blair needs to put more gas on the pedal if she wants to get an effective pinfall onto the Saint Of Valiance. She Irish whips O’Hara into the ropes, runs past him and rebounds off the ropes. She latches on him, twirls around Jamie’s body with a tilt-a-whirl motion and TAKES HIM DOWN FOR A HEADSCISSORS!
Deadprez: Gavin Kirkland: BUT O’HARA RELEASES AND PLUNGES CANDICE BLAIR ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A FACEBUSTER! All of the air driven out of Blair as O’Hara plucks her off the ground and SLAMS HER DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A BRIDGING DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX!
Gavin Kirkland: KICK-OUT! O’Hara now applies a ground headlock onto Blair. He begins to slow down this match, but Blair now starting to fight out of the hold. She muscles O’Hara into the ropes, pushing him away as she jumps up for a dropkick. O’Hara grabs both legs in mid-air, rolls her back onto her knees and comes off the ropes! SHINING WIZARD!
Eve: BLAIR DUCKS HIS KNEE, GRABS HIS ARM AND GOES FOR A FUJIWARA ARMBAR! BUT O’HARA THRUSTS HER AWAY! Both elitists quickly get up to their feet, but O’Hara cuts her to the chase! SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE GUT, UPWARD KICK TO THE JAW AND ANOTHER SPINNING GUT KICK!! Blair is dropped onto her stomach as O’Hara comes off the ropes and EXPLODES ONTO CANDICE WITH A BASEMENT SLIDING DROPKICK!
Eve: Jamie elects to not go for a pin as he pulls Candice up to her feet. He clenches her tights and lifts Blair up for a suplex! Blair drives her knee into the temple, forcing O’Hara to relinquish the suplex hold as she scrambles into the ropes. O’Hara charges back in! CANDICE WITH A KICK TO THE FACE. O’HARA IS UNFAZED AS CANDICE JUMPS UP AGAIN AND CLOCKS O’HARA WITH AN ENZIGURI!! THAT HITS THE MARK AS SHE TURNS AROUND AND REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! JAMIE PICKS HER UP HALFWAY AND DRIVES HER INTO THE CANVAS WITH A SNAP MICHINOKU DRIVER!! COVER!
Deadprez: CANDICE GETS HER SHOULDER UP! Jamie now grabs her arms and hooks her up for a pumphandle! HE LIFTS HER UP! GALACTIC BUSTER!! NO!! CANDICE MANAGES TO GO OVER HER SHOULDERS, EVADING THE DEADLY PUMPHANDLE LUNGBLOWER AS JAMIE TURNS AROUND AND EATS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE EAR!
Eve: Blair takes his eye off the ace, turning around and dashing through and off the ropes. She shoots up, captures his arm, spins around with and TAKES HIM DOWN WITH AN ARMDRAG! O’Hara however, holds onto her, immediately yanks Blair onto her feet and whips her into the ropes. Blair reverses, sending O’Hara into the ropes instead as she quickly follows behind. He sidesteps her, sending her through the ropes and to the apron. JAMIE SPIKES HER WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI! Blair is staggered on the apron while O’Hara runs off the ropes and back!
Gavin Kirkland: CANDICE SPLITS HIM IN HALF WITH A SLINGSHOT SPEAR! Shoulders are down as this may be it!
Deadprez: KICK-OUT! Both Blair and O’Hara on their feet as Candice unleashes a raid of forearm smashes. O’Hara is dumbfounded as Candice sprints off. He grabs his tights, pulls her back in, but Blair rocks him once again with a back elbow to the jaw! Candice signalling for the end as she runs and leaps onto the middle rope! O’HARA IMMEDIATELY COMES FROM BEHIND AND DROPS CANDICE ONTO HER NECK WITH A SLIDING GERMAN SUPLEX!! JESUS!!
Eve: Candice with a brutal collapse onto her neck as O’Hara now climbs onto the apron and turnbuckles. HE JUMPS INTO THE AIR FOR A MISSILE DROPKICK! BUT CANDICE PUTS HIM TO A SCREECHING HALT, STOPPING HIM ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH A FOREARM! Blair now joins him on the top turnbuckle! Both elitists are at a precarious position right here as O’HARA PICKS UP BLAIR AND DROPS HER SEVERAL FEET CHEST FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS!!
Gavin Kirkland: BLAIR GOT THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT SHE HAD IN MIND AS O’HARA COMES OFF THE ROPES AND PUTS BLAIR OVER WITH A SUNSET FLIP! Blair manages to roll onto her feet and swings for a roundhouse kick! BLAIR MISSES AS O’HARA DUCKS AND BRINGS HER DOWN INTO A SCHOOL BOY!!
Deadprez: O’HARA SLAMS HER DOWN WITH A SCHOOL BOY SUPLEX!!
Eve: KICK-OUT! Jamie with a beautiful suplex variation as this match has been very eventful so far! He propels her into the corner and follows up with a running knife-edge chop across the chest! O’Hara turns his head around and runs into the opposite corner, but CANDICE COMES RUNNING FROM BEHIND AND JUMPS ONTO HIM!!! AND FLIPS HIM OVER WITH A MONKEY FLIP!!
Gavin Kirkland: AND JAMIE LANDS BADLY ONTO HIS LEFT KNEE!! O’Hara’s knee disembarked awfully onto the canvas because usually on a monkey flip, the receiver ends up on their stomach, but O’Hara went knee first. The referee checks on O’Hara, who hops on one leg. He tells the referee it’s fine as CANDICE COMES CHARGING IN!! DROPKICK TO THE LEFT KNEE!!! BLAIR HAS FOUND A DISCREPANCY AND NOW SHE IS GOING TO ABUSE THE LIVING HELL OUT OF IT!
Deadprez: Candice knows that she needs to whatever it takes to put away someone of the stature of Jamie O’Hara as she stands and flips over!! MOONSAULT DOUBLE KNEE DROP ONTO THE LEFT KNEE!! Jamie grasping his left knee in agony while Candice Blair quickly drags him into the corner turnbuckles and places the same leg reclined against it. She sprints to the adjacent corner and back!
Eve: O’HARA GETS UP AND TURNS HER INSIDE OUT WITH A DEVASTATING LARIAT!! O’Hara stumbles to the ground and that lariat gives him time to recuperate and get his back into the game. Blair has just awoken from that explosive clothesline that took her out just now as she gingerly stands in the corner. O’HARA PAINFULLY RUNS OFF THE CORNER AND GOES FOR THE JOHN WOO DROPKICK!
Gavin Kirkland: CANDICE SIDESTEPS! JAMIE IS SLOW TO TURN AROUND AS SHE COMES UP FOR A SLINGBLADE!! JAMIE PUSHES HER AWAY, CIRCLE AROUND BLAIR’S WAIST AND PLANTS HER WITH A DRAGON SUPLEX!! with a BRIDGE!!!
Deadprez: KICK-OUT! Jamie wasn’t able to get a full angled bridge as he was only using one leg for the bridge because of his other damaged leg. However, if he was eligible to get that bridge complete, he could’ve had this match done and over with. He pulls her back up to her feet and grabs her from behind! HE ATTEMPTS TO LIFT HER UP! VISUAL IDENTITY!!!
Eve: NO!! Blair blocks with a number of back shoulder strikes to the face. Jamie is staggered while Blair runs off! HE COMES FROM BEHIND AND THROWS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE!! HE RUNS THE ROPES AND BACK AS BLAIR SHOOTS THROUGH THE ROPES!! SLINGSHOT SPEAR!!! O’HARA BLOCKS IT WITH A KNEE IN MID-AIR!! HE SAW IT COMING!!!
Gavin Kirkland: O’Hara is sluggish to follow up as he utilized the previously damaged knee to intercept. He brings Candice Blair up to her feet and hitches her arm. SINGLE UNDERHOOK BRAINBUSTER!! JAMIE ELECTS TO SPIKE HER WITH A SNAP DDT INSTEAD!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
Deadprez: CANDICE POPS HER SHOULDER UP! Jamie O’Hara now gingerly rises up to his feet and slowly throws her into the ropes. Candice comes off the ropes BUT IS DROPPED FLAT ON HER FACE WITH A LEG SWEEP! Jamie then ricochets off the ropes and slides down! BASEMENT DROPKICK ONCE AGAIN!
Eve: CANDICE EVADES, GETTING OUT OF THE WAY AND DECKING THE SEATED O’HARA WITH A PRECISION SUPERKICK TO THE JAW! O’Hara is stunned, supine in the center of the ring while CANDICE STANDS BESIDE HIS ARM AND LEAPS UP!! MOONSAULT DOUBLE KNEE DROP!! NO!! O’HARA GETS BOTH LEGS UP IN THE AIR AND KICKS CANDICE HALF-WAY ACROSS THE RING!!
Deadprez: O’Hara continues to show the damage that has been done to his left knee as he uses the ropes to aid himself up to his feet. The amount of airtime Candice had as O’Hara propelled her into the air is unbelievable! He measures her up in the corner as she starts to run! RUNNING FOREARM SMASH!!
Gavin Kirkland: IT CONNECTS!! O’HARA RUSHES BACK INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER, BUT CANDICE IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWS BEHIND AND SMASHES HIM INTO THE CORNER WITH A FLYING FOREARM OF HER OWN!!! Both individuals now reeling into the center of the ring as Candice comes off the ropes and leaps up for a bicycle knee! JAMIE DUCKS THE KNEE AND CLOCKS THE HOT COMMODITY WITH A PELE KICK!
Deadprez: BLAIR REELS TOWARDS THE CORNER AS JAMIE IMMEDIATELY RUNS INTO HER!! JOHN WOO DROPKICK!! CANDICE GRABS HIS LEGS IN MID AIR AND CATAPULTS O’HARA FACE FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE… Blair with a great counter as she comes off the corner and latches onto O’Hara! ANOTHER MONKEY FLIP!!
Eve: NO!! JAMIE AVOIDS IT AS HE DROPS CANDICE BACK FIRST ONTO THE SIDE OF THE APRON!!! Blair takes a hard plummet onto the ringside floor as Jamie now sprints through the ring!!! BLAIR LOOKS UP TO JAMIE SOARING OVER THE TOP ROPE!! TOPPPPEEEE CONNNN HILLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: AIR O’HARA IN DIRECTV ARENA AS HE INSERTS CANDICE BLAIR BACK INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE AND STEPS THROUGH THE ROPES! HE CAPTURES HER ARM FROM BEHIND AND HOISTS HER UP!! GALLLLACTTICCC BUSSSTTERRRRRR!!! THE DOUBLE KNEE LUNGBLOWER, BUT O’HARA HOLDS HIS KNEE IN PAIN AND DOESN’T GO FOR THE COVER!
Deadprez: JAMIE FIGHTS THROUGH THE AGONY AND SCRATCHES AND CLAWS HIS WAY TO CANDICE BLAIR! HE PUTS HIS ARM OVER CANDICE!! BUT CANDICE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING BEFORE JAMIE COULD GET THE PINFALL ON HER!! Jamie was too slow to follow up with that pinfall and it may have cost him in this match. But, that goes to show how detrimental that tweak has been to his performance.
Eve: O’Hara exits the ring and throws her back into the ring. He slowly climbs the steel steps and onto the apron. O’Hara holds his knee in pain on the apron as CANDICE STEPS ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE AND TRAPS O’HARA’S HEAD WITH A HEADSCISSORS!! WHAT THE!??!?!?!?
Gavin Kirkland: CANNNDDDYYY DESTRRRROOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYERRRR!!!! THE SIGNATURE FLIP PILEDRIVER OFF THE APRON AND ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR AS CANDICE MAY HAVE FLIPPED THE SWITCH ON THE ACE OF EAW!!! Everyone in this arena is on their feet as they are shocked as to what just transpired at ringside.
Deadprez: Jamie O’Hara’s skull went unprotected onto the ringside floor! Candice Blair with a smile on her face as she may be on the verge of winning this match. She slides the ace into the squared circle and begins to ascend the turnbuckles.. What does she have in mind? O’Hara is laid out in the center of the ring!! CANDICE IS PERCHED BEFORE SHE LEAPS OFF!!! OH M!!
Eve: THE GENKI CANNON!!! CANDICE BLAIR STEALING A MOVE OUT OF O’HARA’S ARSENAL WITH THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP AS SHE GOES FOR THE COVER!! YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
Gavin Kirkland: JAMIE GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!! Candice Blair putting out all the stops for Jamie O’Hara, but move thievery wasn’t enough to put him away for the count. Jamie remains to still be down-and-out while Candice picks him up and places his head between his legs. He spreads his arm as she looks to end this match! THE CANDY DESTROYER!!
Deadprez: NO!! JAMIE TWISTS AROUND AND CLOCKS HER WITH A ROLLING GAMENGIRI KICK!! CANDICE ON SPAGHETTI LEGS AS SHE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND BLASTS O’HARA WITH A BRUTALIZING SUPERKICK!! JAMIE IS DOWN ONTO ONE KNEE AS CANDICE HYPES HERSELF UP AND COMES OFF THE ROPES!!! CANDICE JUMPS DOWN FOR A CLOTHESLINE!!
Eve: JAMIE CIRCLES AROUND HER WAIST, SNATCHES HER WRIST AND TURNS HER AROUND! STARDUST BREAKER! CANDICE BLOCKS IT WITH HER ARM AND HOISTS HIM UP INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY!! SHE HAS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS AS SHE RELEASES HIM AND GOES FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT JAMIE GRABS HER LEG UPON RELEASE, SWINGS HER AROUND AND EXPLODES ONTO BLAIR WITH A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! Pure brutality by both of these individuals as Jamie comes back around to pick Blair up! CANDICE WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE OUT OF NOWHERE!! JAMIE STUMBLES INTO THE ROPES, RICOCHETS BACK AND ROLLS OVER BLAIR WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE OF HER OWN! IN EXCELSIS AS O’HARA COLLAPSES OVER THE KNOCKED OUT CANDICE!
Deadprez: CANDICE POWERS OUT! JAMIE IN A STATE OF SHOCK AS HE THOUGHT THAT COULD’VE BEEN IT! He gingerly gets up to his feet, looking around to the crowd as he begins to stomp on Candice! He uses his healthy foot to unveil a flurry of stomps onto the back of Candice! This is odd for Jamie, but I think he is at a point where he knows he needs to end this match right now! Jamie lightly shoves the referee away as he has Candice Blair in his sights!! CANDICE NOW ON HER FEET AS JAMIE COMES RUNNING! JOHN WOO DROPKICK!!
Eve: BUT CANDICE COUNTERS IT ONCE AGAIN AND PUTS HIM INTO THE CANDY LOCK!! JAMIE SCREECHING IN PAIN AS CANDICE TIGHTENS ON THE INVERTED FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK!! THE ACE OF EAW TRAPPED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS WE COULD SEE CANDICE WALK OUT OF THIS MATCH WITH A SUBMISSION VICTORY OVER JAMIE O’HARA!
Gavin Kirkland: IMAGINE HOW IMPACTFUL THAT WOULD BE FOR THE FUTURE TRAJECTORY OF CANDICE BLAIR! A victory sets the message across, but a submission victory makes it even bolder and we are on the brink of witnessing that here in the DirectTV Arena! Jamie O’Hara digs his nails into the ring canvas, trying to get nearer and closer to the bottom rope, but he’s far from reach!
Deadprez: Jamie O’Hara understands that falling short to Candice Blair will decline his position in the EAW food chain, but if he’s smart and wants to preserve his future, he knows what he has to do. But, the heart and determination of Jamie O’Hara has never been underestimated and undervalued, and he is trying his best to fight through the agonizing pain. At this point in the match, Candice may rip his leg out of his body as she makes it worse. Blair adds more squeeze and tension to the Candy Lock as the colour of Jamie’s face gets even redder and redder.
Eve: Jamie is like a powder keg that is about to combust. He is on the margin of reaching his breaking point, but he continues to scratch and claw his way towards the bottom rope! He has made some progress, but can he handle the pain any much longer? Jamie holds his hand in the air as he stops moving! HE SCREAMS AS HE SMACKS HIS HAND ONTO THE GROUND! HE TAPS OUT!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO!!! JAMIE STOPS HIMSELF FROM HITTING HIS HAND ON THE CANVAS!! Candice Blair is in pure disbelief while Jamie O’Hara begins to start moving at a faster pace. It’s like he just unlocked an untapped energy reserve! HE SWINGS HIS ARM FORWARD AND GETS HIS FINGER ON THE TOP OF THE BOTTOM ROPE!!
Deadprez: The referee forces Candice Blair to relinquish the candy lock! What fortitude shown by Jamie O’Hara. He continues to prove why he is the ace of Elite Answers Wrestling! Candice can’t believe it, but she knows what she has to do. Jamie has taken out his knee pad to relieve the pain, but it’s evident that the pain is slowly overcoming his ability to continue this match.
Eve: He steps through the ropes and reclines his body on the rope. He motions for Blair to give it all she’s got! BLAIR SMIRKS AND CHARGES INTO HIM! JAMIE WITH A POTENT FOREARM SMASH TO THE FACE!! BLAIR BACKS OFF TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING AS JAMIE HITS HIS KNEE, ALLOWING MORE BLOOD FLOW AS HE HOPS ONTO ONE LEG TOWARDS HER! AND DRILLS HER WITH A SLING BLADE!! JAMIE O’HARA MAKING A HUGE COMEBACK HERE AS HE IS NOW IN THE CORNER! HE SIGNALS FOR THE JOHN WOO DROPKICK!! HERE IT COMES!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT JAMIE’S KNEE BUCKLES!! JAMIE SCREAMS IN PAIN AS HE JUST HALTS!! CANDICE WITH A CONFUSED-SLASH-ASTONISHED SMIRK ON HER FACE AS SHE NOW COMES OFF THE ROPES!!
Deadprez: CANDDDYY DESSSTRRROO-
Eve: JAMIE EXPLODES ONTO HER WITH THE IN EXCELSIS KNEE STRIKE!! CANDICE IS FOLDED LIKE AN ACCORDION AS JAMIE REPEATEDLY SMACKS HIS KNEE!! WHERE IS JAMIE GETTING THIS ENERGY FROM!! HE LIMPS TOWARDS THE CORNER AND NOW PERCHES HIMSELF ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! HE’S LOOKING FOR THE GENKI CANNON!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT CANDICE SMARTLY ROLLS UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE AND TAKES A BREATHER DOWN AT RINGSIDE! Jamie looks disappointed in himself as Candice shows her in-ring awareness. Both sides are absolutely exhausted and tedious from their exchanges, but the leg damage that has been burdening Jamie throughout this match isn’t stopping him! JAMIE STANDS TALL ON THE TOP OF THE LED RINGPOST AS THE CROWD POPS!!! CANDICE WATCH OUT!!
SUPPPERRRR JOHNNN WOOOOOO DROPPPPKICKKKKK!!! JAMIE ACCOMPLISHED RIDICULOUS HEIGHT AND DISTANCE ON THAT MISSILE DROPKICK THAT SENDS CANDICE INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! CANDICE MIGHT BE DEAD!! SHE MADE THE ENTIRE STEEL STEPS MOVES, BUT JAMIE LANDED BADLY ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AS WELL!! I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’VE JUST SEEN!
Eve: Both elitists are down-and-out on the ringside floor as the referee gets to the fourth count!
Gavin Kirkland: Jamie has slid into the ring! Candice, however, is still knocked out on the steel steps!
Deadprez: Candice now slowly crawling her way to the apron as she has just awoken. Jamie is leaned across the turnbuckle, recuperating and recovering as Candice is as slow as a turtle.
Eve: CANDICE GETS HER HANDS ONTO THE APRON SHEETS AND GETS ONTO THE APRON!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT CANDICE GIVES OUT AND DROPS ONTO THE FLOOR!!
Deadprez: CANDICE JUMPS INTO THE RING BEFORE THE TEN COUNT!! THAT WAS CLOSE!! CANDICE NEARLY LOST THIS MATCH BY COUNTOUT BY A MILLISECOND AND EVERYONE IN THIS VENUE CAN’T BELIEVE IT! Look at the face of Candice! She’s absolutely out of it! But, wh- where the hell is Jamie O’Hara?!?!?
Eve: GENNNKKKKIIIIII CANNNNNNOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!! JAMIE LANDS THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP ONTO CANDICE AVA FROM OUT OF THE BLUE AS HE ROLLS HER OVER FOR THE COUNT!
Gavin Kirkland: CANDICE BLAIR LIFTS HER SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!! WHAT IN THE FUCK!?!?! THE AUDIENCE HERE IN BUENOS-AIRES GOING ABSOLUTELY BLITZ AND WILD AS JAMI’S JAW HAS COMPLETELY DROPPED!! CANDICE SHOWCASING HER RESILIENCE AND AMBITION TONIGHT AS SHE KICKS OUT OF THE GENKI CANNON!
Deadprez: Candice continues to be in LaLa Land as Jamie pulls her up to her feet and applies a wrist-lock! Blair is out of it as JAMIE SPINS HER AROUND!! STARRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDUSSSSTTT BREAKKKKKEERRRRRRRRRRR!!! THE RIPCORD KNEE CONNECTS UP ACROSS THE JAW AS JAMIE GINGERLY HOOKS BOTH LEGS UP!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( ‘Ultimate Battle’ by ZENTA hits through the speakers to an earthquake reaction. The crowd loudly pops for Jamie O’Hara who gingerly limps and raises his hand in victory while giving a hand of applause for Candice Ava who sits in the corner. )
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…… JAAMMMMMIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOO’HARRRRRAAAAAAA!!
Eve: Jamie O’Hara walks out of this match victorious, which was a career-defining performance collectively from these too. This moment will go down in the history books and we are all impressed and shocked by what Candice Ava brought to the table. Jamie is limping because of her. Jamie is in a state of shock before her. Candice Ava may have lost, but she definitely showed out here in the DirectTV Arena.
Gavin Kirkland: An amazing match between these two and I am excited about what the future holds for both Jamie O’Hara and Candice Ava.
( Jamie O’Hara turns around to Candice standing on the other side of the ring, holding her stomach in pain as she gingerly extends her hand out. Jamie looks down on her hand, contemplating before shaking her hand, whispering to her about how impressive and amazing she did tonight.
( O’Hara holds onto her wrist and raises their hands high in the air. The crowd gives them a standing ovation as Candice exits the ring while Jamie limps and celebrates in the ring. )
Deadprez: Jamie O’Hara walks out of the sole survivor of this match and reminds us that he is one of the best technical pro-wrestlers in the world today, but there is nothing to take away from Candice Blair. These two have the utmost respect for each other and as you can see from Candice, the sportsmanship she shows will go a long way for her career. Without a shadow of a doubt, she proved why she deserves to have these opportunities. Although she fell short, she demonstrated all the factors that make up a cream-of-the-croup elitist in this company. Hats off to Jamie O’Hara!
(Five minute intermission before the next match.)
Gavin Kirkland (in the background): HERE WE FUCKING GOOOO!!! Raven Roberts puts the Universal Women’s Championship on the line against two of Showdown’s brightest stars!
Eve (in the background): Two weeks ago on Showdown, Alexis Chambers and Harper Lee faced off in a number one contender’s match, but the match resulted in both women’s shoulders being pinned to the ground! General Manager Jenny Punk would make the match a Triple Threat Match.
Deadprez (in the background): Will Raven Roberts defeat two of Showdown’s brightest talents? Or will Alexis Chambers or Harper Lee pull off a miracle tonight? We’re going to figure that out…RIGHT NOW!
(“Debate Scrum” by Masafumi Takada plays throughout the arena. Harper Lee comes out from the back as the crowd is giving her quite a positive reaction. Harper has her glowing smile on her face while maintaining a focused look on her face.)
Deadprez: Harper Lee is one of the rising stars of the Showdown brand that people need to be on a look out for! Ever since debuting in December, Harper has quickly won over the EAW Universe with her fantastic performances in each match that she takes apart of!
Gavin Kirkland: Harper Lee gave Harlow Reichert her best title defense to date. There’s no doubt that this woman will be able to put on an amazing performance in this match. I mean, she’s learned from the best in the company in a World Heavyweight Champion and Unified Tag Team Champion, Drake King.
Eve: We have seen what Harper Lee has been able to offer when put against some of the most amazing talent in this company. This is one woman you should not be counting out whatsoever! She is a future champion and she could possibly win tonight!
(“Debate Scrum” dies down before it’s replaced by “Walking the Wire” by Imagine Dragons. The crowd is able to maintain the positive reaction as Alexis Chambers walks out with a bit of a nervous, but excited look on her face.)
Gavin Kirkland: Alexis Chambers made her debut back in January. Even though she doesn’t have the best winning record, she makes up for it with her wonderful fighting spirit and her ability not to hold back.
Eve: She is the younger sister of Terry Chambers, but Alexis is determined to carve her own path in this company. Winning the Universal Women’s Championship maybe able to do that for her; however, she not only has one opponent to focus on, but two! The chances of her walking away with the title seem slim, but that’s for the two other women involved in the match as well. It could be anyone’s for the taking.
Deadprez: It was some conversation between Jake Smith and Alexis Chambers, but judging back in their conversation two weeks ago on Showdown, Alexis states that she’s determined to step out of her brother’s shadow! She would love nothing more than to prove Terry wrong and prove that she belongs in this company and that she can be a champion.
(“Walking the Wire” dies down as “Mark My Words” by Doll Skin takes over. The crowd gives a standing ovation for the Universal Women’s Champion, Raven Roberts who walks out with a confident smile on her face. The championship is wrapped around her waist as her eyes are focused on her two opponents inside the ring.)
Eve: Here comes the Universal Women’s Champion! Ever since the Battle of Egypt in October, Raven Roberts has reigned as champion! She’s overcome challenges such as Constance Blevins, Jenny Cien and Sienna Jade, but this match is different. It’s not just one opponent tonight, but two opponents that Raven is going to need to defeat and retain her championship.
Gavin Kirkland: Alexis Chambers and Harper Lee are young and hungry rising stars on the Showdown brand! They are looking for any opportunity to make an impact and that’s what’s going to make them dangerous in this match, but Raven is hungrier to retain and prove that these two women have nothing on her.
Deadprez: Raven Roberts has a tough challenge ahead of her, but this is going to be a steller match up regardless! Let’s head to Gina Romano inside the ring!
(The camera pans to Gina Romano in the middle of the ring. Raven Roberts, Alexis Chambers and Harper Lee stand in their respective corners, waiting for their introductions.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH…AND IT’S FOR THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! INTRODUCING FIRST…THE CHALLENGER…FROM CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA…SHE IS “THE JOVIAL ICON” … HAARRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(The crowd gives a standing ovation as Harper Lee poses for the crowd, before getting back to her corner.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING HER OPPONENTS… FIRST…ALSO THE CHALLENGER…FROM DETROIT, MICHIGAN… SHE IS “THE MOTOR CITY GODDESS” …. ALEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS CHHHAAAMMMMMMMMBBBBBBEEEEEERRRRRSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
(Alexis Chambers steps out of her corner and poses for the crowd, who gives her a positive reaction as well. Alexis gets back to her corner as Raven Roberts waits for her introduction. She unhooks her title from her waist.)
Gina Romano: AND LASTLY…FROM LAS VEGAS, NEVADA…SHE IS THE CURRENT ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION … “THE BIRD OF PREY”…. RAAAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ROOOOOOOOBBBBBBEEEEERRRRRRRRTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
(The crowd explodes and shows Raven Roberts with love and adoration as she raises her Universal Women’s Championship above her head. She poses for a moment before handing off the title to the official who raises the title high in the air before handing it off to the time keeper and ringing for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gavin Kirkland: This Universal Women’s Championship match is underway! The champion, Raven Roberts, defends her championship against Alexis Chambers and Harper Lee! Now, this was one match on the card, I was REALLY looking forward too and it’s not because of the things on their chest!
(The camera pans to the ring where Raven Roberts, Harper Lee and Alexis Chambers are in a triangle formation, staring each other down in the ring. Each of them is waiting for someone to make the first move in the match and get things going. This title defense is a little different from the title defenses that Raven has had in her reign. Not only is there another person involved in this match, but these two women aren’t as experienced as her in the ring. Women like Alexis and Harper may make a rookie mistake at some point, but both women are going to do everything in their power to make no mistakes in this match up. One wrong move and it’s game over for them in this match. But, Raven is going to look for that one mistake from them to capitalize and retain the championship.)
Eve: Surreeeee, Gavin! The three women are standing across from each other. It almost reminds me of a Texas showdown, but who do you think is going to be the first woman to make a move in the match? Any guesses?
Deadprez: No need to guess! BACKSPIN KICK BY ALEXIS CHAMBERS! THE KICK CONNECTS TO THE SIDE OF HARPER LEE’S HEAD! HARPER CRASHES TO THE GROUND INSTANTLY! ALEXIS TAKES OUT HARPER INSTANTLY AS RAVEN ROBERTS SEES THAT AS HER OPENING TO COME AT ALEXIS! RAVEN WITH A ‘THE FACELIFT’ — SPINNING HEEL KICK NAILS THE FACE OF ALEXIS CHAMBERS!
Gavin Kirkland: No! Alexis Chambers manages to duck the spinning heel kick, but she manages to trip the feel of the Universal Women’s Champion with her own foot! Alexis gets on top of Raven Roberts before connecting with some punches of her own! Alexis manages to get Raven’s shoulders down as she’s going for the first pinfall of the match!
Eve: RAVEN ROBERTS MANAGES TO FLIP ALEXIS CHAMBERS OVER AND CONNECT WITH A ROLL-UP!
Deadprez: Alexis Chambers quickly gets out of the roll-up and back to her feet! The Universal Women’s Champion gets back to her feet as well! Alexis goes for a kick to Raven Roberts’ stomach — , but Raven manages to catch Alexis by her foot! Alexis is hopping on one foot, almost pleading for Raven to put her foot down, but Raven ignores Alexis’ pleas and connects with a dragon screw leg whip! Alexis clutches to her left leg as she tries to get back on her feet using her right leg, but Raven kicks the back of Alexis’ left leg, sweeping her off her feet and knocking her to her back! Look, behind Raven!
Gavin Kirkland: Harper Lee sneaks behind Raven Roberts, BUT RAVEN MANAGES TO GET HARPER BY HER ARM TO CONNECT WITH A HIP TOSS AS SHE FALLS INTO A SEATED POSITION ON TOP OF ALEXIS CHAMBERS! RAVEN GETS IN FRONT OF HARPER LEE, CONNECTS WITH A BACK HANDSPRING BEFORE NAILING HARPER WITH A DROPKICK TO HER FACE! RAVEN GOES FOR THE COVER!
Eve: Harper Lee manages to get a shoulder up as the champion gets Harper by her arm and pulls her back to her feet! Raven goes to whip Harper to the horizontal set of ropes, but Harper counters that whip as Raven rebounds off the set of ropes as Harper manages to get Raven off her! It seems like Harper is going for a spinning sidewalk slam, BUT RAVEN MANAGES TO KEEP THAT SPIN GOING FOR A BIT LONGER — WING BREAKER! THE FUJIWARA ARMBAR TO HARPER AS SHE SEEMS TO FIND HERSELF IN A BIT OF TROUBLE AT THE EARLY PORTION OF THIS MATCH UP!
Deadprez: Alexis Chambers brings herself back into this match by breaking up the Wing Breaker which was applied by Raven Roberts! Alexis gets Raven and throws her shoulder first against the turnbuckle! Meanwhile, Alexis gets Harper back to her feet and whips her towards the horizontal ropes! Harper rebounds from those ropes, but Alexis goes right after Harper with a lou thesz press on ‘The Jovial Icon!’
Alexis begins to strike her fellow challenge with punches to the face before getting Harper back to her feet by her hair, but Harper manages to push Alexis for a slight second, before turning herself around and connecting with a back kick to Alexis! Alexis clutches to her stomach in pain as Harper throws a forearm to the face of Alexis! That is enough to stagger ‘The Motor City Goddess’ back. Harper connects with another forearm to Alexis as that knocks her to the corner! Harper gets Alexis by her arm and connects with an Irish whip! Alexis rebounds from the ropes as Harper leapfrogs over Alexis, who ends up eating a dropkick by the Universal Women’s Champion!
Gavin Kirkland: Raven Roberts doesn’t stay down for long! Much like any woman in the match, it’s going to be difficult to keep them down! Harper Lee and Raven Roberts circle around each other for a moment, waiting for the other to make the first move going into the match! The two women begin to lock up, but Raven connects with a wrist lock to her challenger, but Harper begins to elbow the champion across the face! After a few elbow shots, Raven releases the wristlock! Harper manages to distance herself from Raven before running towards ‘The Bird of Prey,’ getting her in a waist lock and connecting with a beautiful German suplex; however, Harper somehow manages to maintain hold of the champion’s waist, before nailing her with another German suplex! This time, the suplex connects as Raven is thrown across the ring!
Eve: Alexis Chambers makes it back to her feet, going after Harper Lee, but Harper manages to get Alexis by her waist, but Alexis begins connects with a back elbow to Harper’s face; however, it’s not enough to make her release the hold! Harper lifts Alexis for a German suplex, but Alexis is keeping her feet planted on the ground!
Deadprez: LOOK AT THIS, GUYS! RAVEN ROBERTS QUICKLY GETS THE WAIST OF HARPER LEE! HARPER STILL HAS THE WAIST OF ALEXIS CHAMBERS AS —
Gavin Kirkland: RAVEN ROBERTS WITH A DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEX AS ALEXIS CHAMBERS AND HARPER LEE GO FLYING BEHIND HER!!!!
Eve: Wow, Raven Roberts is quite strong. :notbad:
Deadprez: Not going to lie, but that was amazing to see! Raven Roberts makes it back to her feet as she gets Harper Lee back to her feet and puts her in a headlock, but Harper doesn’t seem to struggle too much as she manages to push herself off of Raven’s headlock! With a bit of separation between the two women, Harper connects with a running dropkick, which gets the Universal Women’s Champion to collide with a set of ropes! Raven tries to clutch onto the top rope, using it as a way to get herself back to her feet, but Harper connects with a knee strike to the champion’s forehead! Knocking her to a seated position! Harper pulls Raven by her arm and whips her to the corner! The challenger does not waste any time as she sees Raven exiting out of the corner, but manages to nail Raven with a hesitation dropkick, sending her back to the corner!
Gavin Kirkland: Raven Roberts slides to a seated position as Harper Lee begins to stomp the hell out of the champion! Harper is not giving Raven any time to breathe as the referee of the match is needing to separate Harper from Raven! Harper forms a competitive smirk on her face as she allows the champion to make it back to her feet! HARPER RUSHES TOWARDS RAVEN AT THE CORNER WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE! HARPER GETS ON THE TOP ROPE AND BEGINS TO PUNCH THE TOP OF RAVEN’S HEAD! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN!
Eve: Raven Roberts does not seem to be much phased about the punches as she gets Harper Lee in a powerbomb position, but look at this, Gavin and Deadprez!
Deadprez: Look at the corner! It’s Alexis Chambers! Alexis Chambers gets on the top turnbuckle! DIVING BLOCKBUSTER ONTO HARPER LEE, BUT IT TAKES DOWN RAVEN ROBERTS AT THE SAME TIME!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Alexis Chambers with the cover on Harper Lee!
Eve: Harper Lee gets a shoulder up, but Raven Roberts manages to get Alexis Chambers back up to her feet by her hair and throws her towards the horizontal set of ropes! Alexis rebounds herself off the ropes, but Raven manages to connect with a kitchen sink! This flips Alexis around as she falls to a seated position in the harshest way possible! Raven steps in front of Alexis before taking a step back and nailing the challenger with a dangerous-looking penalty kick! This takes Alexis to her back as Alexis stands in front of her before charging towards the rebounds, springboarding off of them and connecting with a lionsault! ALEXIS CLUTCHES TO HER STOMACH IN PAIN AS RAVEN DOESN’T WANT TO PUT ALEXIS AWAY JUST YET! INSTEAD, SHE GETS ALEXIS AND BEGINS TO APPLY A GUILLOTINE CHOKE ON THE CHALLENGER!
Deadprez: Alexis Chambers is trying to scramble herself out of the guillotine, but Raven Roberts is preventing Alexis from moving a muscle! She has the guillotine choke on Alexis and then goes for the body scissors! Could Raven be looking at this move to wrap up the match a little earlier than expected? You can see the look of struggle in the challenger’s face! This is her first big opportunity at something important as the Universal Women’s Championship and at the level that Harper and Raven are competing in, you can see how important this match is! Alexis is going to need to dig deep or she’s going to find herself on the losing end of this triple threat match. I don’t think that she wants that for herself.
Gavin Kirkland: Alexis Chambers seems like she’s fading, but it’s more like she’s trying to think of a way to get out of the guillotine choke! Alexis begins to turn herself to an all-fours position, but Raven Roberts is not letting go of the submission hold! Somehow, Alexis is able to get to her knees, but Raven still has a hold on Alexis! Alexis is reaching over to the set of ropes on her side as she clutches onto them as she uses them to help her back to her feet, but Raven still will not let go of Alexis Chambers! RAVEN MANAGES TO TRANSITION FROM THE GUILLOTINE CHOKE WITH BODY SCISSORS INTO A SLEEPER HOLD ON ALEXIS! ALEXIS STUMBLES DOWN BEFORE SHE RETAINS HER BALANCE! ALEXIS RUNS BACK TO THE CORNER AND SLAMS RAVEN AGAINST THE CORNER, BUT RAVEN WON’T LET GO!
Eve: Alexis Chambers steps out of the corner with Raven Roberts on her back and runs back to the corner again! Raven gets slammed against the corner once again, but that doesn’t get her off Alexis’ back completely! Alexis steps out of the corner for a third time before running back! Raven gets slammed once again as she seems to be loosening up her grasp on Alexis, BUT ALEXIS MANAGES TO GET RAVEN BY HER HAIR AND FLIPS THE CHAMPION OFF OF HER! RAVEN LANDS ON A SEATED POSITION AS THAT SEEMED LIKE IT FUCKING HURT! PARDON MY LANGUAGE, BUT THAT SEEMED FUCKING PAINFUL!
Deadprez: Alexis Chambers takes a step back before connecting with a nasty looking shoot kick to the back of Raven Roberts’ head! Alexis gets on her knees as she begins to apply a chokehold on the champion! She is looking to wear down Raven as much as possible! Raven is desperate to make it to the ropes, but Alexis is doing a great job with grounding Raven and making sure that she doesn’t move whatsoever! Raven begins to use her foot to stomp against the canvas! Right away, the fans begin to stomp in a rhythmic fashion! It seems like Raven is shaking, but she is somehow using some strength to get back to her feet! Alexis is shaking her head no! This is not what she wants to happen, but Raven manages to make it to her feet!
Gavin Kirkland: Raven Roberts begins to knee Alexis Chambers in the stomach! But, Alexis is not letting go of her grasp on the Universal Women’s Champion! Raven continues to elbow the challenger in the stomach a few more times! At least, she is free from Alexis’ grasp! Raven runs to the ropes and rebounds off of them! Raven with a clothesline, but Alexis manages to get Raven and connect with a jumping flatliner! Alexis is smart. She knows that she can’t give the champion anytime to get the upper hand in this match up! Alexis gets Raven and throws her through the middle ropes, but Raven is able to catch herself on the apron, giving herself time to recover!
Eve: Alexis Chambers goes to Harper Lee, who is recovering at the corner and begins to stomp on her stomach! ALEXIS GETS HARPER BACK TO HER FEET BEFORE CONNECTING WITH AN EXTENDED CORNER FOOT CHOKE TO HER FELLOW CHALLENGER! SHE HOLDS IT THERE AS THE REFEREE BEGINS TO COUNT!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! RELEASE THE HOLD, ALEXIS!
Deadprez: Alexis Chambers releases the extended corner foot choke from Harper Lee! But, she climbs onto the top rope and connects with a headscissors takedown as Harper goes flying across the ring! But, Harper is able to roll herself back to her feet as she runs towards ‘The Motor City Goddess,’ BUT ALEXIS MANAGES TO RUN TOWARDS HARPER AS WELL WITH SOME AXE HANDLES! THOSE TAKE DOWN HARPER AS ALEXIS CONNECTS WITH SOME AXE HANDLES AGAIN! AND AGAIN! ALEXIS CONNECTS WITH A BACK KICK TO HARPER AS SHE CLUTCHES HER STOMACH IN RESPONSE! Alexis pulls Harper closer to her before standing behind the corner and connects with a snap suplex! Harper’s back collides with the corner in the harshest way possible!
Gavin Kirkland: Alexis Chambers is looking good so far! Harper Lee manages to get herself to a sitting position as Alexis takes a couple of steps back! She runs towards her fellow challenger with a meteora! Harper eats the meteora as Alexis pulls Harper by her leg and goes for the cover!
Eve: A KICK OUT BY HARPER LEE! LOOK AT THIS! ALEXIS CHAMBERS BEGINS TO APPLY A CROSSFACE AT HARPER! ALEXIS IS LOOKING TO GET A SUBMISSION VICTORY HERE AS SHE HAS HARPER COMPLETELY TRAPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! HARPER IS IN TROUBLE AT THE MOMENT AS SHE IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO REACH FOR THE BOTTOM ROPE! SHE EITHER NEEDS TO FIGURE OUT SOMEHOW TO GET TO THE BOTTOM ROPE OR SHE’S GOING TO NEED TO —
Deadprez: — HARPER LEE WITH A ROLL THROUGH CRADLE!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Alexis Chambers manages to get out of the roll-up attempt, but she also releases hold of the crossface! The two women get back to her feet! Alexis charges towards Harper first, but Harper knees Alexis in the ribs as she bends down, clutching her stomach! Harper connects with a side handed chop to Alexis’ chest! Alexis is clutching to her chest, but Harper manages to connect with another chop! Alexis continues to clutch to her chest as she finds herself being backed to a corner! Harper connects with one last chop and it doesn’t matter if Alexis has a top on, it seems like she felt that! I think that she may need to pull up her shirt, just to see that she’s not red around the chest area!
Eve: :skip: Gavin, please! This is not the time for your sexual comments! Harper Lee gets Alexis Chambers by her neck and connects with a snapmare as she falls to a seated position! Harper follows that up with a dropkick to the back of Alexis’ head! Alexis falls to her side as Harper applies a headlock to her fellow challenger! Harper gets herself to one knee, but she maintains hold of the headlock! But, Alexis manages to push Harper to the vertical ropes, but Harper comes back and nails with a kick to the face as Alexis staggers back! Harper pulls Alexis by her arm and connects with a short-armed clothesline as that takes Alexis down! Alexis rolls to her stomach first, but it seems like Harper is going to get Alexis by her left ankle!
Deadprez: SHE APPLIES AN ANKLE LOCK ON ALEXIS CHAMBERS! HARPER LEE MANAGES TO APPLY THE ANKLE LOCK ON ALEXIS BEFORE PULLING HER BACK AWAY FROM THE ROPES! YOU CAN SEE THE LOOK OF PAIN ON ALEXIS’ FACE! It’s one of the more difficult moves to have inflicted on you because you are limited to one leg! Alexis is losing balance as she falls to an all-fours position. Well, all threes position! Harper has Alexis’ leg!
Gavin Kirkland: Alexis Chambers is clutching her fist! She is doing everything she can to suck it up and try to get to the bottom rope! She is trying to smash her fists against the canvas, dragging her body towards the bottom rope! Harper could feel her grasp slipping a bit, which isn’t something that she wanted to do! Alexis is dragging her body as she manages to clutch to the bottom rope! Harper must release the hold!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Eve: Harper Lee releases the hold as Alexis Chambers uses her arms to clutch to the bottom rope! The referee backs Harper away from Alexis for the time being as Alexis rolls herself out of the ring!
(Alexis Chambers sits down at ringside as she’s holding onto her left ankle, which is hurting like hell at the moment. Meanwhile, Alexis is unaware of Raven Roberts who is standing in front of her. Raven is stalking Alexis back to her feet…)
Deadprez: Alexis Chambers slowly rises back to her feet —
Gavin Kirkland: TALON BY RAVEN ROBERTS!!!!!!!
Eve: Raven Roberts was looking for the perfect to get herself back in this match up! Alexis Chambers eats a claymore kick from the champion!
Deadprez: Look inside the ring!
Gavin Kirkland: HARPER LEE GOES THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE — SUICIDE DIVE TO RAVEN ROBERTS!
Eve: Harper Lee manages to take down Raven Roberts with a suicide dive! Harper is the first one to a vertical base as she begins to hype up the fans! She manages to get Raven back to her feet before ramming her back first against the edge of the apron! Harper gets the Universal Women’s Champion by her arm and whips her towards our table! But, Raven manages to counter the whip as Harper crashes back first against our desk! Raven runs towards Harper and connects with a dropkick as Harper falls on top of our announcers’ table! Raven begins to throw some punches at Harper, trying to get her to remain on her back before stepping onto the table herself! :lupe:
Deadprez: Raven Roberts gets Harper Lee up to her feet before picking her up — HUNTRESS BOMB! THE SIT OUT SPINEBUSTER LAYS OUT HER CHALLENGER AGAIN! Meanwhile, Raven sees Alexis Chambers getting back to her feet, BUT RAVEN FROM OUR TABLE! METEORA TO ALEXIS AS THAT TAKES HER DOWN ONCE AGAIN! THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION IS THE ONLY COMPETITOR ON HER FEET! AT THIS MOMENT, IT SEEMS LIKE RAVEN COULD GO FOR THE COVER ON ANY OF HER CHALLENGERS AND RETAIN HER CHAMPIONSHIP! Raven gets Harper who is recovering on top of the table and rolls her back inside the ring! Raven slides back inside the ring!
Gavin Kirkland: No! It seems like Alexis Chambers pulls the champion by her feet and out of the ring again! But, Raven Roberts manages to nail Alexis with a running forearm, but that’s only enough to make Alexis stagger back! Alexis throws a punch back at Raven! The punch staggers Raven back a bit, but she returns the punch to Alexis! Alexis! Raven! Alexis! Raven! Raven! Raven! Raven delivers a knee to Alexis’ stomach before throwing her towards the barricade! Alexis crashes to the barricade as Raven as she tries to get to a standing position, but Raven runs towards her and connects with a big boot to Alexis, who falls to a seated position! Raven takes a few steps back before running towards Alexis and connecting with a low dropkick! Alexis’ head bounces back against the barricade!
Eve: Raven Roberts gets Alexis Chambers back to her feet, but Alexis isn’t able to balance herself on her feet! Alexis drops down to one knee, but Raven smirks as she sees that Alexis is in a perfect position before taking a few steps back! Raven runs towards Alexis — TALON!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: NO! ALEXIS CHAMBERS MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND AS RAVEN ROBERTS CRASHES DOWN! ALEXIS HAS A SMIRK ON HER FACE! WAIT, WAS ALEXIS PLAYING POSSUM IN THIS MATCH UP? It seems like she believes that she got one over the champion! Alexis gets Raven up to her feet before throwing her to the barricade! Raven goes crashing headfirst against the barricade as it seems like the wheels are beginning to turn inside Alexis’ head!
Gavin Kirkland: Alexis Chambers goes over to the timekeeper’s area and takes the ring bell which was next to the timekeeper! Okay, I’m not sure what Alexis is planning to do with that ring bell, but I don’t think it’s going to be pretty at all. :lupe:
Eve: Alexis Chambers is demanding for Raven Roberts back to her feet! The champion is slowly rising back to her feet —
Deadprez: ALEXIS CHAMBERS CHARGES FORWARD AND HITS RAVEN ROBERTS WITH THE RING BELL! :damn: RAVEN GOES CRASHING TO HER BACK! BUT, EVE AND GAVIN! LOOK AT THE TOP ROPE!
(The camera pans to Harper Lee, who is positioning herself on the top rope, obviously going for a high-risk move.)
Gavin Kirkland: HARPER LEE FROM THE TOP ROPE! CROSSBODY TO ALEXIS CHAMBERS!!!!!!
Eve: ALEXIS CHAMBERS JUST NAILED HARPER LEE WITH THE RING BELL FROM MID AIR!!!!! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Deadprez: As you can look at Harper Lee’s face, you can see the blood beginning to drip from her forehead. Meanwhile, when you look at Raven Roberts, you can see that her nose is bleeding! That’s all because of Alexis Chambers, ladies, and gentlemen! This young woman is showing what measures she will go to capture the Universal Women’s Championship! For Alexis, you can see how important this match is for her. It provides her with an opportunity to get out of her older brother’s shadow and make a name for herself in this company. If she manages to win the Universal Women’s Championship, there is no one that can take this accomplishment away from her!
Gavin Kirkland: Alexis Chambers gets Harper Lee back inside the ring! Alexis slides back inside the ring as she goes for the cover on Harper! This may be over!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THR–
Eve: HARPER LEE KICKS OUT!!!!!
Deadprez: Alexis Chambers has a shocked look on her face! She made sure to swing the ring bell at Harper Lee as hard as possible, but it was not enough to keep ‘The Jovial Icon’ down for the three count! ALEXIS RISES BACK TO HER FEET AS SHE’S YELLING FOR HARPER TO GET BACK TO HER FEET! ALEXIS RUNS TOWARDS HARPER! LIGHTS OUT! THE SUPERKICK TO HARPER!
Gavin Kirkland: No! Harper Lee manages to duck Lights Out as Harper connects with a drop toe hold on Alexis Chambers! Alexis lands face first as she turns herself around, BUT HARPER BEGINS TO PUNCH THE LIVING HELL OUT OF ALEXIS CHAMBERS! IT WOULDN’T BE THE FIRST TIME THAT THESE TWO WOMEN PUSHED EACH OTHER TO THE LIMIT! ALTHOUGH, I CAN SENSE THAT THESE TWO WANT A CLEAR WINNER WITH THIS CONFRONTATION!
Eve: Harper Lee has all the potential in the world! She was the one, who gave Harlow Reichert her best title defense at PURE Champion! Harper gets Alexis back to her feet as she pulls ALEXIS CLOSE TO HER BEFORE CONNECTING WITH SUPERNOVA! THE JUMPING DDT TAKES ALEXIS DOWN! HARPER IS HYPING UP THE CROWD BEFORE BACK AWAY FROM ALEXIS, WHO IS SLOWLY GETTING TO HER KNEES! HARPER LEE IS LOOKING TO WRAP UP THIS MATCH! HARPER LEE GOES STRAIGHT FOR THE KISS OF DEATH! THE KAMIGOYE KNEE STRIKE TAKES DOWN ALEXIS CHAMBERS! HARPER HOOKS THE LEG!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Deadprez: RAVEN ROBERTS BREAKS UP THE PIN!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Raven Roberts saved her reign by breaking up the pin! But, it seems like it took some energy to get inside the ring and break up the pin! The three of these women are down! ALL THREE OF THEM WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO WALK OUT AS THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION! THIS IS THE REASON WHY THESE THREE WOMEN ARE FIGHTING! THEY WANT TO ETCH THEIR NAME IN THE LIST OF CHAMPIONS WITH KASSIDY HEART AND RAVEN ROBERTS! ONE OF THEM NEEDS TO GET BACK TO THEIR FEET AND GET SOME OFFENSE IN THIS MATCH UP!
Eve: It seems like the Universal Women’s Champion is the first one up to her feet as she gets Harper Lee up by the roots of her hair and throws her to the corner! Raven Roberts charges towards the corner with a meteora as Harper stumbles forward, but Raven is able to pick up her challenger and follows that up with a t-bone suplex! Raven crawls over to go for the cover on Harper —
Deadprez: ACHIEVEMENT LOCKED!!!! HARPER LEE, OUT OF NOWHERE, CONNECTS WITH THE GUILLOTINE CHOKE!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: THE CHAMPION IS COMPLETELY TRAPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! SHE WAS CAUGHT BY SURPRISE BY THE ACHIEVEMENT LOCKED SUBMISSION HOLD! RAVEN ROBERTS IS TRYING TO SCRAMBLE FOR THE BOTTOM ROPE, BUT HARPER LEE IS TRYING TO SHIFT RAVEN’S BODY AWAY FROM THE SET OF ROPES! RAVEN HAS NO IDEA WHAT IN THE WORLD SHE IS GOING TO DO AT THE MOMENT! I THINK THAT SHE MAY BE FORCED TO SUBMIT HERE, GUYS!
Eve: Are you kidding me, Gavin? If I can recall, Raven Roberts has only submitted once and her career! I don’t think that she ever wants that to happen again! But, even then, I can bet that she feels her reign slipping from her grasp the longer she’s in this hold! Wait, look!
Deadprez: IT’S ALEXIS CHAMBERS FROM THE TOP ROPE! ALEXIS IS FROM THE TOP ROPE! SHE IS IN PERFECT POSITION FOR THIS NEXT MOVE! SHE FLIES FROM THE TOP ROPE!
Gavin Kirkland: HEART STOPPER!!!! ALEXIS CHAMBERS WITH THE HEART STOPPER!!! THE ELEVATED MOONSAULT LANDS ON RAVEN ROBERTS AND HARPER LEE! The moonsault releases Achievement Locked off of Raven! Alexis really saved Raven’s championship reign! Alexis gets Harper and throws her through the middle rope and onto the outside! Alexis has that grin on her face as she backs away to the corner! It seems like she’s just moments away from capturing the Universal Women’s Championship! RAVEN IS SLOWLY TRYING TO GET TO HER KNEES! ALEXIS CHARGES TOWARDS RAVEN! FOH — THE SHINING WIZARD KNOCKS THE CHAMPION TO HER BACK! ALEXIS GOES FOR THE PIN! SHE HOOKS THE LEG!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Eve: RAVEN ROBERTS KICKS OUT!!!!!!
Deadprez: That’s the heart of the Universal Women’s Champion, ladies and gentlemen! Alexis Chambers is clutching her hair with her hands! How in the hell is she going to take down Raven Roberts? This should have been enough to take Raven down! Alexis gets back to a vertical base as she’s gesturing Raven to get back to her feet! Raven is frustrated about how people believe that this should be Harper versus Raven! Alexis doesn’t want everyone to count her out! Alexis is more than willing to do anything to get out of her older brother’s shadow! Alexis is looking to make her name in EAW! By becoming Universal Women’s Champion, it may be the best way to do that!
Gavin Kirkland: Raven Roberts is staggering back to her feet, but I don’t believe that she knows where the hell she is at this point! I WOULDN’T BE SHOCKED IF THE SHINING WIZARD TOOK HER OUT FOR SURE! ALEXIS CHAMBERS RUSHES TOWARDS THE CHAMPION! LIGHTS OUT!!!!
Eve: Raven Roberts manages to duck the superkick! Alexis Chambers stumbles forward, unable to stop herself from connecting with the superkick! RAVEN RUSHES TOWARDS HER CHALLENGER AND GOES FOR THE TILT-A-WHIRL BEFORE FOLLOWING THAT WITH A STUNNER — THE BEAK BREAKER STAGGERS ALEXIS BACK AGAINST THE ROPES! ALEXIS MANAGES TO STAY ON HER FEET! BUT, HARPER LEE MANAGES TO PULL DOWN THE TOP ROPE AND CONNECT WITH A PELE KICK TO THE BACK OF ALEXIS’ HEAD! ALEXIS STAGGERS FORWARD!
Gavin Kirkland: Alexis Chambers is taken down by the claymore kick! The challenger falls to her back as Raven Roberts goes for the cover, BUT HARPER LEE MANAGES TO GET BACK TO THE RING BEFORE GETTING RAVEN BACK TO HER FEET AND THROWING HER SHOULDER FIRST AGAINST THE CORNER! HARPER RACES FOR THE COVER ON ALEXIS! IT SEEMS LIKE HARPER IS GOING TO STEAL THE VICTORY OVER HERE!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Eve: ALEXIS CHAMBERS KICKS OUT!!!!
Deadprez: It seems like Harper Lee took a bit too long with getting the pin on Alexis Chambers! If this was a minute or two ago, I think Harper could have secured herself the Universal Women’s Championship! Harper is trying not to get too frustrated as she looks towards the top rope! It seems like she’s going for the one move she knows that is going to put Alexis Chambers away!
Gavin Kirkland: Harper Lee situates herself on the top rope! Harper calls this move ‘Highlight Reel’ and it’s a gorgeous looking shooting star press! Harper poses on the top rope! DVR THIS MOVE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO WANT TO REPLAY THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN! HARPER FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!
Eve: Raven Roberts manages to get up on the top rope before Harper Lee could connect with that shooting star press! Raven delivers a punch to Harper, but Harper connects with a punch to Raven! Raven with a punch to Harper! Harper with a punch to Raven! Raven! Harper! Raven! Harper! Raven with a headbutt to Harper! Harper with a headbutt to Raven!
Deadprez: Raven Roberts connects with another headbutt to Harper Lee before she pushes Harper off the top rope! Harper goes crashing to ringside! That landing looked awful! I hope that Harper is going to be okay! Meanwhile, Raven begins to situate herself on the top rope! IT SEEMS LIKE WE’RE GOING FOR THE MOVE THAT RAVEN USED TO CAPTURE THE CHAMPIONSHIP BACK IN OCTOBER! RAVEN’S WINGS! THE SPIRAL TAP! RAVEN FROM THE TOP ROPE!
Gavin Kirkland: ALEXIS CHAMBERS MANAGES TO ROLL HERSELF OUT OF THE WAY!
Eve: BUT, RAVEN ROBERTS MANAGES TO ROLL HERSELF INTO LANDING! ALEXIS CHAMBERS RUSHES TOWARDS THE CHALLENGER!
Gavin Kirkland: TALON CONNECTS OUT OF NOWHERE! RAVEN ROBERTS GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Mark My Words” plays once again as Raven Roberts struggles to get to her knees as Alexis Chambers rolls herself out of the ring. This was a grueling challenge for Raven. Going up against two rising stars of the Showdown brand was not easy whatsoever, but it tested Raven’s endurance and made her more determined to retain. The official hands Raven her championship.)
Gina Romano: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND STILL ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION… RAVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNN ROOOOOOOBBBBBEEEERRRRRRRRRRTTTTTSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Eve: What an amazing match! Oh my goodness, Raven Roberts finally gets one of her challengers down for the three count! Raven continues her reign and puts on an amazing performance at Under Siege!
Deadprez: Props to both Harper Lee and Alexis Chambers, who nearly did everything in their power to shift this match in their favor! At some points in the match, I thought one of them was going to walk away with the championship!
(The camera pans to a referee helping Harper Lee back to her feet. She did take a harsh landing when Raven Roberts knocked her out of the ring. Then, it goes to Alexis Chambers who is walking backwards up the ramp slowly, emotionally drained and heartbroken.)
Gavin Kirkland: Despite in defeat, Alexis Chambers and Harper Lee both represented the Showdown brand to the best of their abilities. This is the women’s wrestling that you get from this brand! No other brand can compare!
(The camera pans to Raven Roberts who is just making it back to her feet after her successful title defense. There’s a bit of struggle for Raven to get back to her feet, but Raven manages to get some of her strength to raise the Universal Women’s Championship above her head.)
(“Children of the Son” by Pipe Choir plays…)
Eve: Oh my god! Now?!?!?!
Deadprez: NOT LIKE THIS!!!!
(“Children of the Son” continues to play as Minerva comes out with the miniature Iconic Cup in her position. An official is next to her as Minerva races towards the ring!)
Gavin Kirkland: Minerva with a lou thesz press on Raven Roberts! Minerva begins to unload on a series of fiery punches on the Universal Women’s Champion! The former Unified Tag Team Champion is taking advantage of a champion, who just went through a Triple Threat match! Minerva picks up Raven — TPK!! THE PRINCESS KILLER! TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER ON THE CHAMPION!!!
Eve: The official is already in the ring as Minerva picks up her Iconic Cup before shoving it towards the official.
Minerva (off-mic): I’M CASHING IN RIGHT NOW! RING THE BELL!
(The crowd roars in a mixed reception. One half is booing because they don’t see this being right with Raven Roberts going through a title defense. The other half is happy to be witnessing a cash in happen with their very own eyes. The official goes to Gina Romano before handing her the Iconic Cup and telling her a few things.)
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… MINERVA IS CASHING IN HER ICONIC CUP!!!!!
Deadprez: IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?!?!? NOT LIKE THIS!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gavin Kirkland: MINERVA RACES FOR THE COVER ON THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Eve: RAVEN ROBERTS KICKS OUT!!!!!
Deadprez: HOW IN THE HELL DOES RAVEN STILL HAVE ENERGY?!?!?!?
Gavin Kirkland: I think that this is only going to piss off Minerva even more as she picks up! But, she did take too long to begin this match! She picks up Raven Roberts by her hair before picking her up for another TPK, but Raven is still showing some energy to prevent that move from connecting!
Eve: No! Minerva manages to get Raven Roberts up for TPK, but Raven manages to get herself off of it! No! Raven is in an inverted position! Minerva has a smirk on her face before —
Deadprez: PARADISE LOST!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: MINERVA JUST DRIVES THE BACK OF RAVEN ROBERTS’ HEAD AGAINST THE MAT!!! MINERVA WITH THE COVER!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Children of the Son” plays again as Minerva gets on her knees, almost feeling a wave of emotions just rushing towards her. Despite failing at retaining the Unified Tag Team Championships earlier tonight, Minerva manages to successfully cash in her Iconic Cup and capture the Universal Women’s Championship.)
Gina Romano: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH…AND NEW ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION…MINNNNNNNNNNNEEEERRRRRRRRRRRVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Eve: In Buenos Aires, Argentina, Minerva successfully cashes in her Iconic Cup and becomes Universal Women’s Champion! A woman, who isn’t like the Barbies and Divas of the company. A woman, who spent this season on Showdown is a cannon fodder for main event stars. Now, she finds herself on top of the women’s division and possibly on this company!
Deadprez: Raven Roberts did everything in her power to make sure that Minerva’s cash failed, but Minerva took advantage of Raven, who had just defeated two other women a couple minutes ago.
(The official hands Minerva the Universal Women’s Championship as she can’t believe that this championship is in her position. Minerva’s forehead touches the championship before she bows her head down, still in awe that this happened. Meanwhile, the camera pans to Raven Roberts resting her back against the barricade, fuming and heartbroken at having her championship ripped away from her.)
Gavin Kirkland: Raven Roberts had an amazing reign. She really stepped up to the plate and became a fighting champion. But, you lose the title the same way you gained it. Congratulations to Minerva!
(The last shot is of Minerva raising her newly won Universal Women’s Championship high in the air.)
(Commercial break for Dynasty’s Reckless Wiring next weekend! See if the matches you voted for won!)
(Under Siege returns from commercial break as the scene pans to Candice Blair in the trainer’s room after her defeat in the hands of Jamie O’Hara. In her eyes, she believed that she put on a fantastic performance, but it was another loss for her. It wasn’t something that Candice was going to put herself down too hard about. Wins and losses are something that she needs to find herself getting adjusted too. Her match earlier tonight was a true test to see how far she’s come within the past year of training. Yes, she has a long way to go if she ever wants to defeat someone of Jamie’s caliber, but she promises that she’ll get there one day. Now, Candice is resting her right shoulder with an ice pack on it. She was in an immense amount of pain as she continued to think about what’s next for her.)
???: Tough night, *CumDumpster Blairhead?*
(At that moment, Candice Blair’s beautiful brown eyes widened. Her facial expression is more shocked at the moment. Candice could recognize the voice very, VERY clearly. She never believed that she was going to hear that voice anytime soon, but it’s the same voice, which belonged to a woman who EVERY female in this company wanted to kill at some point in their careers. Candice takes the ice pack from her shoulder and looks at the person across from her.)
Candice Blair: Hello, Veena.
(The camera pans to Mr. DEDEDE’s niece, former Voltage co-commissioner and thanks to Sarah Price, FORMER Voltage Elitist, Veena Adams. For the past few months, Veena had been working at the EAW Headquarters in Newark, New Jersey. Yes, Veena was actually WORKING. Mr. DEDEDE had refused to Veena an authority job as soon her stint on Voltage ended. Instead, he ended up giving her a job at the EAW Headquarters and if she managed to do well on that, he would consider her for an authority role in either Dynasty or Showdown.)
Veena Adams: Well, what did you expect to go out there and do? Defeat Jamie O’Hara? :mjlol: I knew you Avas were fucking idiots, but you take it to a whole other level, Blairhead. My standards were low for how you were going to do out there, but HOLY SHIT, that was pathetic. Judging by your performance tonight, it seems like Showdown is in desperate need of someone to teach all of you fucking whores how to get the job done. Cuntlow lost her title to Jake Smith. Heavenly Hell loses their Unified Tag Team Championships to a glorified choir boy and that traitor. Harper Lee and Alexis Chambers couldn’t manage to bring the Universal Women’s Championship back to this brand. Cumeron is most likely going to lose the Answers World Championship to an ILLIONAIRE. You couldn’t even defeat Jamie O’Hara and he fucking sucks. He’s like Rex McAllister, but less vanilla and an alcoholic. He’s a glorified doormat for your Avas and it’s no wonder why he drinks. Imagine trying to carry a conversation with you or your sisters —
Candice Blair: Imagine trying to listen to you.
Veena Adams: Bitch, don’t forget what my last name means around here.
Candice Blair: And, don’t fucking forget what my last name means around here too.
Candice Blair: I can play this game too, Veena. You don’t fucking intimidate me whatsoever. Judging about how ALL of my sisters were able to defeat you in some compacity, I could probably do the same thing. 🤷🏼♀️
Veena Adams: Here’s the thing. These past three months, I’ve been busting my ass at my personal gym. I’ve been adding new moves to my arsenal. I have been working with some of the best trainers in the world. All the perks of being an “Adams.” I have transformed myself to be an even bigger badass than I was before. That’s something that all of you whores on Showdown are going to be on a lookout for. That’s right, bitch. I have been working towards my return to EAW and I’m returning with a vengeance. As of before this show, I can happily state that I am a member of the Showdown roster.
(The crowd in the arena is heard booing this announcement.)
Veena Adams: I can just hear all the applause and cheers from here. :wow: I can sense that people missed a woman like myself. A woman, who isn’t stuck up, self-absorbed and ugly whore like you are, CumDumpster Blairhead. A woman, who knows her fucking role and it’s nowhere in the ring against a man like my Uncle Ryan. It’s going to be something that fat slob Xander Payne is going to figure out shortly after. As for you, I am going to look forward to showing you and the rest of the whores on this brand that they can’t hold a candle to me in the ring. Yes, Showdown almost seemed like it was just like Voltage. I mean, a whore is still the World Champion on this brand. I hope not for long though because we don’t need the women on this brand to get the message that they’re able to accomplish shit on this brand. That’s why the Specialists Championship and Universal Women’s Championship are a thing. It’s supposed to keep you all in a bubble. Leave the other championship for the kings on this brand.
Candice Blair: Oh my god. You’re so fucking annoying.🙄
Candice Blair: Man, Camille and Consuela did say that you were fucking annoying, but HOLY SHIT; you haven’t been a member of the Showdown roster for five minutes and you’re already getting on my last nerve. How did the women on Voltage tolerate you without wanting to ACTUALLY murder you? I don’t give a shit if your last name is synonymous with greatness in this company. Do you want to know why? Mine is as well. People expect greatness when they look at my last name, but I’m not going to flex my last name at all. The only thing that you hold against me is the fact that your Uncle runs this company. When compared to me, you don’t have the skills that I possess in the ring. You don’t have the look that I do. Bitch, you look like Sid from Ice Age and you’re going to call me ugly? :wtf: Ugly isn’t in my DNA, but it is in your family’s.
(Candice Blair stands up from the chair she was sitting on. Her and Veena Adams get face-to-face as she forms a smirk on her face.)
Candice Blair: Be careful of who you piss off, Veena. We wouldn’t want to piss off people you have no chance of defeating. By the way, welcome to Showdown! 😄
(Candice Blair puts her ice pack on her shoulder before walking out of the trainer’s room, leaving Veena Adams crossing her arms across her chest. Veena forms a smirk on her face as she knows that this Showdown experience is going to get interesting. The scene fades back to ringside.)
(Under Siege returns and the fans erupt as the next match graphic flashes across the screen.)
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(“It Follows” by Cane Hill begins to blast across the PA system and the crowd starts to boo. Xander Payne strolls out with an arrogant smirk across his face.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA… WEIGHING IN AT 255 POUNDS… HE IS ‘THE PAYNEKILLER’ XANDER PAYNE!
Gavin Kirkland: You know this man actually had the nerve to list his weight at 159 pounds in his bio?! HIS HEAD WEIGHS THAT MUCH BY ITSELF! There is no fucking way this stupid whale weighs as much as Thicclow. You need to add about 400 more pounds onto BitchTits Payne, and maybe you getting close to what he actually weighs. That 255 is a stretch! This man about 559 pounds… and that’s after he fasts for a few days.
Eve: Well, that’s pretty harsh, but I am really looking forward to this match, guys. Mr. DEDEDE has just been waiting to get his hands on Xander Payne and get some measure of revenge for what happened to him back at Road to Redemption, Christmas in Dubai, AND on the first Showdown of the decade. But we really can’t underestimate Xander as he goes into this match. We’ve seen him end careers before. Myles and Darkane haven’t been heard from since Xander took them out of action. DEDEDE was out for awhile. Xander is becoming one of the most ruthless Elitists on the roster, and he is going to come into this match looking to do nothing other than win it decisively.
Deadprez: Be that as it may, y’all know Mr. DEDEDE gunna come out swinging. Xander is gunna have to answer for his sins and something tells me this match could end up getting really messy.
(Xander gets into the ring and takes a corner. This is one of the biggest matches he’s had in his EAW career and as he settles in, the look of arrogance on his face turns to one of pure focus. There’s no room for error tonight, and he’s got to bring his ‘A’ game.)
(Xander’s theme fades out and is replaced by “Let It Go” by A$AP Ferg. The crowd gives off a mixed reaction as Mr. DEDEDE steps onto the stage, joined by his beloved Kassidy Heart. Kassidy wears a women’s version of the black Gawdzilla Pro© Tracksuit as well as a jeweled chainlink full-face mask that only shows off her eyes and some of her cheeks, clearly hiding the damage NvL did to her forehead and mouth on last night’s Dynasty.)
Gina Romano: AND HIS OPPONENT… BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY KASSIDY HEART… FROM THE RYAN ADAMS ESTATE IN SANTO DOMINGO, DOMINICAN REPUBLIC… WEIGHING IN AT 235 POUNDS… MR. DEDEDE!!!
(DEDEDE and Kassidy pose together, before making their way down to the ring hand-in-hand.)
Deadprez: Big fight feel tonight, guys! Mr. DEDEDE is always an intense competitor but he’s got revenge on the mind and fire in his eyes tonight!
Eve: I feel like this is going to be the biggest test Xander Payne has ever had here in EAW, and if he can somehow survive Mr. DEDEDE tonight, then he deserves to be considered one of the best we have in this company right now.
Gavin Kirkland: Pffff. DEDEDE is gunna gut Fat-A-Saurus Rex and and make him regret ever picking a fight with him.
(Kassidy and DEDEDE stare into one another’s eyes before she gives his hand a squeeze. DEDEDE slides into the ring and sheds his coat, raking his hands through his hair.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Eve: HERE WE GO!
Deadprez: This started back at Road to Redemption and has really been brewing since Christmas in Dubai when Xander laid DEDEDE out to wrap the last EAW show of the decade! Since then, he has seemingly had the Chairman’s number!
(Kassidy bangs her hands on the apron, which urges the crowd to get even louder.)
Gavin Kirkland: :noah: Why she hiding her body in that tracksuit, guise? :noah:
Eve: Mr. DEDEDE and Xander Payne begin the match by circling one another! It’s DEDEDE who makes the first move and he locks up with Xander! Xander throws DEDEDE back against the ropes! They maintain their grip on one another as DEDEDE is able to reverse and force Xander into the corner! They do not break, and it’s Xander who is able to get a knee up and force DEDEDE back just a bit.
Deadprez: DEDEDE doesn’t let any space get between the two though, and he is attempting to get his hands up around Xander’s neck for a choke. Xander gets the better of DEDEDE this time around and forces him back against the ropes! DEDEDE fights his way free and finally both men break apart. DEDEDE paces around the ring while Xander looks on with a smirk across his face, and you can just feel the tension between these two competitors.
Gavin Kirkland: Well the walrus actually put Mr. DEDEDE on the shelf for a period of time, which really isn’t something a lot of Elitists can say. For someone as spiteful and as vindictive as Mr. DEDEDE, it has to eat him alive that he’s allowed Xander to get all these free shots on him.
Eve: Both men lock up! Traditional collar and elbow tie up, and it’s Xander who grabs DEDEDE in a side headlock! He attempts to bring him down, but DEDEDE throws a few elbows to Xander’s gut!
Gavin Kirkland: :lupe: His gut practically ate DEDEDE’s elbow just now :lupe:
Eve: Xander does maintain control and he is able to muscle DEDEDE onto the mat! DEDEDE is on his back but has the presence of mind to keep his shoulder up, not allowing the referee to count a pinfall attempt. Xander continues to hold tight to that headlock, while DEDEDE tries to use his hands to to fight out of it. Finally, DEDEDE kicks his long legs up and latches onto Xander with a nice looking head scissors, and he is back up into a sitting position! Xander rolls himself over and he is back to his feet. HE FLIPS OVER! THERE’S OUR FIRST PIN!
Deadprez: DEDEDE is easily out of that, though! They’re both back AND DEDEDE JUST RUSHED XANDER! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!
Gavin Kirkland: XANDER CATCHES DEDEDE WITH A KICK TO THE HEAD! THAT JUST TOOK DEDEDE’S MOMENTUM AWAY FROM HIM AND XANDER QUICKLY GRABS THE CHAIRMAN UP! HE IRISH WHIPS HIM INTO THE CORNER AND NAILS HIM WITH A RUNNING CORNER CLOTHESLINE! XANDER GRABS DEDEDE AND PLANTS HIM WITH A BULLDOG AND HE IS QUICKLY GOING TO THE TOP ROPE! ARGENTINA ABOUT TO GET WIPED OFF THE MAP THANKS TO AN EARTHQUAKE IF XANDER JUMPS!!!
Eve: XANDER FLIES! HE IS LOOKING FOR THE FROG SPLASH!!!!
Deadprez: BUT DEDEDE GETS HIS KNEES UP!
Gavin Kirkland: Xander rolls to the side clutching his gut and DEDEDE is quick to capitalize! He mounts Xander and begins punching him! Over and over DEDEDE’s fist is connecting with Xander’s fat fucking face! Xander grabs DEDEDE by the hair and tries to throw him off! DEDEDE is right back on Xander! He’s not about to let up! Xander is squirming like a little piggy right now, guys!!!!! SQUEAL PIGGY SQUEAL!!! 🐖 🐖 🐖
Eve: DEDEDE finally jerks Xander up by the hair and he whips him into the ropes! Xander manages to duck the back elbow on the rebound, but DEDEDE catches him with a clothesline on the next go around! He pulls Xander up… only to bring him right back down with a scoop slam! DEDEDE runs the ropes… CORKSCREW ELBOW TO XANDER! DEDEDE HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!
Deadprez: XANDER KICKS OUT!
Gavin Kirkland: :noah:
Deadprez: DEDEDE wastes absolutely no time, though! He’s back up and so is Xander and he looks to toss him into the corner! Xander blocks, catches DEDEDE with a forearm, and now it’s his turn to try and send Mr. DEDEDE into the corner! DEDEDE blocks, comes back with an uppercut, but Xander manages to duck! Xander quickly breaks apart from DEDEDE and puts some space between them! I know he’s going to want to slow down the pace of this match, because we know that DEDEDE possesses some freaky speed, guys.
Eve: Xander launches himself at DEDEDE, but DEDEDE drops down! He knocks Xander’s feet out and gets him on the ground! DEDEDE quickly wraps Xander in a variation of the side headlock, and it’s Xander who does his best to get his hands out and force DEDEDE to break the hold. DEDEDE continues to keep The Paynekiller grounded, and but Xander has come too far in this feud with the Chairman to slack off now. He’s able to find his footing and forces both of them up so they’re standing. Xander slams both of his hands into DEDEDE’s kidney area and quickly grabs the Chairman’s hands! He is able to force his way out of the headlock, and that’s some incredible fight shown by Xander in the moment. He frees himself and grabs DEDEDE by the arm!
Gavin Kirkland: DEDEDE is quick to reverse this wristlock and he pins Xander’s arm behind his back! He kicks at Xander’s knees and forces him face first to the mat! DEDEDE places his knee on the back of Xander’s neck and he’s now manipulating the wrist and fingers of the arm he’s got pinned! Xander looks to be in a tremendous amount of pain, not that we can really tell because of all the fat that surrounds his eyes :troll:
Deadprez: HEY! DEDEDE HAS BENT HIS HEAD AND HE IS BITING XANDER’S FINGERS!
Gavin Kirkland: You know what they say, the couple that feasts on flesh together, stays together.
(The camera catches a glimpse of Kassidy, who’s no doubt smiling behind her mask. There’s no mistaking the look of pure lust in her eyes as she watches her husband torture Xander in this way.)
Deadprez: The referee sees what’s happening and he’s reprimanding Mr. DEDEDE. DEDEDE rolls his eyes and goes back to playing by the rules, but he’s really got Xander in quite the predicament right now. DEDEDE wraps his free arm around Xander’s neck to apply even more pressure, and that prompts Xander to try and reach for the ropes using his free arm.
Gavin Kirkland: DEDEDE is well aware of their ring positioning and he knows that Xander can’t get to the ropes right now. He wrenches back on Xander’s neck even more, and the referee is checking to see if Xander wants to give up.
Eve: There’s no quit in Xander as he reassures the referee he is still in this match! This seems to frustrate Mr. DEDEDE who lifts the knee on Xander’s neck up. He drives it back down! DEDEDE with knees to the back of the neck now and he finally lets go of Xander’s arm and pulls him up! He drives his knee into Xander’s stomach, nails him with an uppercut, and throws him into the corner! Jumping forearm smash connects with Xander and now DEDEDE is unloading those boxing style punches to Xander’s head, stomach, and rib area! Xander covers up and DEDEDE seizes him by the neck and starts to choke him! The referee has no other choice but to step in and he begins administering the five count!
Referee (Off Mic): ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR… F-
Deadprez: DEDEDE lets up on Xander and takes one small step back to say he broke the hold! SPINNING BACK FIST CONNECTS WITH XANDER’S FACE!
Gavin Kirkland: DEDEDE grabs onto those hot dog rolls on the back of Xander’s neck and pulls him out of the corner! Snapmare takes Xander down into a sitting position and DEDEDE with a somersault DDT that slams Xander’s face into the mat! DEDEDE hooks the legs and goes for the cover!!!
Deadprez: Xander is able to kick out!
Eve: DEDEDE locks Xander in a front facelock and is quick to pull him up! Xander is able to land a couple of punches to DEDEDE’s stomach and that results in DEDEDE being pressed back against the ropes! Xander drives his shoulder into DEDEDE’s mid-section, and grips the ropes, and once again, the referee starts the five count.
Gavin Kirkland: Xander quickly breaks because that fat fuck doesn’t want to be tied up with Mr. DEDEDE for an extended period of time. But DEDEDE quickly rights himself and flies at Xander with a knee! Xander drops down though and quickly catches DEDEDE with a drop toehold! Xander quickly jumps on Mr. DEDEDE’s back and wraps his arms around DEDEDE’s neck!
Eve: Good Gawd but look at DEDEDE! He is showing his impressive strength BY GETTING TO HIS FEET WITH XANDER PAYNE ON HIS BACK!
Gavin Kirkland: THAT IS A 700 POUND MAN THAT DEDEDE IS LIFTING UP! XANDER LOOKS SHOOK AND HE WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND DEDEDE’S WAIST! DEDEDE BACKS HIMSELF INTO THE CORNER AND SLAMS XANDER BACK AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLES!!!!
Deadprez: XANDER HANGS ON! DEDEDE CAN’T SHAKE HIM OFF! XANDER TIGHTENS HIS ARMS AROUND DEDEDE AND DEDEDE IS FORCED TO TAKE A KNEE! XANDER BRINGS THEM TO THE MAT AND HE MAINTAINS THE CHOKE! DEDEDE IS BEING CHOKED OUT AND THIS IS NOT AT ALL WHAT I EXPECTED!
Eve: THEY’RE TOO CLOSE TO THE ROPES, THOUGH! DEDEDE STICKS HIS FOOT OUT AND GETS THE ROPE! XANDER HAS TO BREAK!
Referee (Off Mic): ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR…
Gavin Kirkland: A frustrated Xander Payne releases the choke and Mr. DEDEDE quickly rolls out of the ring! Kassidy rushes to his side and starts to check on him, but neither are paying any attention to Xander! Xander is eyeing them up and he’s backing up towards the ropes… XANDER RUNS AND LEAPS ON THE TURNBUCKLES! THE RING NEARLY COLLAPSES AS XANDER THROWS HIMSELF INTO THE AIR FOR A TWISTING MOONSAULT RIGHT AS KASSIDY HELPS DEDEDE TO HIS FEET!
Deadprez: DEDEDE PUSHES HIS BRIDE OUT OF THE WAY RIGHT AS XANDER COMES CRASHING DOWN ON HIM!
Gavin Kirkland: Mr. DEDEDE saving his queen from getting flattened by a flying elephant :wow:!!!!!
Eve: Xander has gotten DEDEDE up and he nearly takes his head off with ‘Saturate’! The discus palm strike connects but Xander doesn’t let DEDEDE fall! He pulls him into position AND JUST DROVE HIM INTO THE FLOOR WITH A PILEDRIVER! :lupe:!!!
Deadprez: XANDER GRABS DEDEDE’S DEADWEIGHT AND THROWS HIM BACK INSIDE THE RING! XANDER IS BACK IN AS WELL AND HE HOOKS THE LEGS FOR A COVER!
Gavin Kirkland: :blessed: DEDEDE :blessed: KICKS :blessed: OUT :blessed:!!!!
(A look of frustration crosses Xander’s face and he slaps the mat in frustration.)
Eve: Xander is slow to rise and he looks around at the crowd! He has DEDEDE down on the mat and HE JUST HIT HIM WITH A JUMPING SEATED SENTON! HIS LEG LANDS ACROSS MR. DEDEDE’S THROAT AND HE PULLS HIM INTO ANOTHER COVER!
Deadprez: ANOTHER KICKOUT FROM DEDEDE!
Gavin Kirkland: OH NO! XANDER’S TRIGGERED! HE ABOUT TO GO HAM AND NOT THE KIND OF HAM HE LIKES TO STUFF IN HIS MOUTH! XANDER JUMPS ON TOP OF DEDEDE AND HE’S HAMMERING AWAY WITH SLOPPY RIGHTS AND LEFTS! XANDER IS THROWING ALL 837-POUNDS OF GIRTH HE HAS INTO THOSE SHOTS AND I REALLY THINK HE IS TRYING TO BASH DEDEDE’S HEAD AND FACE IN! DEDEDE IS NOT ABLE TO DEFEND HIMSELF RIGHT NOW AND THE REFEREE TRIES TO GET INVOLVED! XANDER SHOVES THE REFEREE AWAY FROM THEM AND GETS UP! HE STOMPS AWAY ON DEDEDE, MAKING SURE THE BOTTOM OF HIS BOOT CONNECTS WITH DEDEDE’S FACE AND HEAD! XANDER REACHES FOR DEDEDE’S HAI-
Eve: DEDEDE PULLS XANDER INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!
Deadprez: XANDER KICKS OUT!
Eve: BOTH COMPETITORS QUICKLY SCRAMBLE TO THEIR FEET AND IT’S MR. DEDEDE WHO LATCHES ONTO XANDER!
Deadprez: He’s got Xander in a side headlock and quickly backs him against the ropes! Xander tries to force DEDEDE away from him but DEDEDE slams him into the corner! He transitions to a choke and the referee goes to break it up, but Xander is able to catch Mr. DEDEDE with a boot to the gut! DEDEDE is forced back and that allows Xander to climb to the second rope and fly at DEDEDE with a double axe-handle takedown! DEDEDE drops to the mat and Xander quickly pulls him into position for an X-Plex Release Suplex! DEDEDE hits the mat hard and
Xander quickly covers him!
Gavin Kirkland: DEDEDE gets his shoulder up!
Eve: Xander decides to stay on the attack this time! He grabs DEDEDE up and whips him across the ring! DEDEDE rebounds and Xander scoops him up and plants him into the mat with a huge spinebuster!!! Xander runs the ropes… CORKSCREW ELBOW! He just took that right out of DEDEDE’s own book! He’s smiling about it too!
Deadprez: Xander positions himself behind DEDEDE and wraps him up in a headlock! The Chairman reaches for the ropes, but Xander has them positioned firmly in the middle of the ring. Kassidy Heart is banging on the apron again, shouting at her husband to get back into the match, and DEDEDE locks his hands around Xander’s forearms. He tries to pry Xander’s hands apart but to no avail. DEDEDE is so unique in the fact that it takes an extraordinary effort to put him away. A lot of people question whether or not Xander Payne has what it takes to actually finish this fight he started. He certainly seems hellbent on winning tonight and has done a great job so far of keeping pace with DEDEDE and utilizing the game plan he came into this match with.
Eve: As you say that, DEDEDE is working his way back up and Xander has no choice but to follow suit. DEDEDE with elbows to the gut now and Xander is forced to release DEDEDE! DEDEDE drives his knee into Xander’s stomach, slips behind ‘The Paynekiller’, and takes him down a release German suplex! Xander crashes into the turnbuckles and just like that Mr. DEDEDE is back into this match!
Gavin Kirkland: Xander is holding the back of his head and tries to roll out of the ring, but DEDEDE quickly grabs him and hoists him up… ‘EGO DEATH DRIVER’! SITOUT VERTICAL SUPLEX CONNECTS!!!!
Deadprez: BUT DEDEDE DOESN’T GO FOR THE COVER! HE GRABS XANDER AND TOSSES HIM INTO THE CORNER! DEDEDE SPRINGS FORWARD! ‘RAPTURE’!!! HELLUVA KICK CONNECTS!!!! DEDEDE TOSSES XANDER OUTSIDE THE RING!
Eve: DEDEDE drops down to the floor and he is ripping up the protective padding right now! He is exposing that concrete and you know he is about to start really torturing Xander Payne now! Xander is alert and he sees what DEDEDE and immediately begins to crawl towards the ring steps! DEDEDE grabs Xander by the ankle and cuts him off, grabbing Xander up by the hair, and he bounces Xander’s face off the hardest part of the ring! DEDEDE raining blow after blow on Xander’s back right now, and he takes Xander…. AND HE THROWS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE RING STEPS! It was a major concussion that kept DEDEDE out of action for quite some time, and it looks like he plans to take out Xander in a similar way!
Gavin Kirkland: DEDEDE PULLS APART THE STEPS AND HE RAISES THE TOP OF THEM IN THE AIR! HE SLAMS THE RING STEPS DOWN ON XANDER’S BACK! DEDEDE DOES IT AGAIN AND HE IS JUST BEATING XANDER WITH THE STEPS NOW! I THINK HE WANTS TO KILL THE MAN BEFORE OBESITY CAN!!!!
Deadprez: DEDEDE LIFTS THE STAIRS ONCE AGAIN AND THIS TIME HE SLAMS DOWN ON THE BACK OF XANDER’S HEAD! XANDER PAYNE IS OUT COLD AND THE REFEREE IS YELLING AT DEDEDE TO GET XANDER BACK INTO THE RING! DEDEDE ALL BUT THREATENS TO FIRE THE REFEREE AND STARTS KICKING XANDER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! XANDER IS LIFELESS AND DEDEDE DRAGS HIM OVER TO THAT EXPOSED FLOOR! :lupe:!!!!
Eve: DEDEDE PULLS XANDER INTO THE PILEDRIVER POSITION AND HE HITS IT RIGHT THERE ON THE CONCRETE! XANDER’S NECK MIGHT BE BROKEN! :damn:!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: That is 928 pounds that just got driven into the concrete and bah Gawd… I don’t even know if Xander is alive right now! I don’t think the Chairman cares because he’s got Xander by the arm and is dragging him back over to the ring steps! This is insane! DEDEDE places Xander’s head on the step and picks up the other half! He is about to crush this man’s skull!
Deadprez: THE REFEREE JUST GRABBED THE STEPS!!! He might have just cost himself his job, but he could have very well just saved Xander’s career! Look at DEDEDE! He is pissed right now! DEDEDE just yelling at the Referee as he could’ve ended the Paynekiller right then and there! He’s finally accepting it as he’s shaking his head and grabbing Xander by his neck and slowly pulling him up to his feet accepting the fact that the Referee just simmered his chances down at the moment. He’s pulling Xander up! BUT XANDER! XANDER IS ALIVE AS HE LIFTS DEDEDE OFF HIS FEET OUT OF NOWHERE! XANDER KEEPING DEDEDE UP AS HE BRINGS HIM OVER TO THAT EXPOSED PADDING WITH THAT UNFORGIVEN CONCRETE! EMERALD FROSION ONTO THE CONCRETE AS DEDEDE LANDS ON HIS NECK!
Eve: Xander giving DEDEDE a taste of his own medicine! Xander grabbing DEDEDE and pulling him up as he lifts him off the ground! XANDER WITH SNAKE EYES TO THE EDGE OF THE BARRICADE AS HE RAMS DEDEDE INTO IT HEAD FIRST! DEDEDE is still up though as he begins to retreat away before anymore danger can occur to him but Xander is still on the attack as he runs over to DEDEDE! HEADBUTT RIGHT TO DEDEDE! DEDEDE crumbling down as he lands into a sitting position on the barricade! I think Xander sees an opportunity now as he runs away from DEDEDE to the opposite end of the ringside area as he begins to run! CANNONBALL RIGHT TO DEDEDE CRUSHING HIM!
Gavin Kirkland: HE’S DEAD! HE WAS JUST CRUSHED BY A FUCKING TRUCK! CALL THE AMBULANCE RIGHT NOW! SUE THIS MAN! XANDER PULLING DEDEDE OUT OF THE BARRICADE NOW HE DOESN’T DESERVE THIS PUNISHMENT! BUT DEDEDE TURNING IT AROUND! YES! WHAT STRENGTH AS HE RAMS XANDER SPINEFIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!
Deadprez: DEDEDE rolling Xander back into the ring as it’s clear I think both men have had enough pain witnessed before them on the outside. DEDEDE slowly rolling into the ring taking his time as Xander rolls around wincing in silent pain as he begins to pull himself up to his feet trying to gain some ground in this matchup but as long as Gawd is living and breathing he will continue to fight on! Xander attempting to run over to DEDEDE holding his arm out! DEDEDE WITH A SPINNING BACK FIST BEFORE XANDER CAN EXECUTE THE CLOTHESLINE WHICH COULD’VE TOOK XANDER OUT AS XANDER FALLS TO THE GROUND!
Eve: DEDEDE lifting up Xander but Xander is attempting to fight on as he throws punches right into his gut but DEDEDE is not expected to go down as he begins to hammer down on the back of Xander’s head! Xander getting stunned as he begins to slowly crumble down before DEDEDE pulls him in as he lifts him off his feet my gawd! SCOOP SLAM! DEDEDE not done as he runs to the ropes and back as Xander arches his back in pain! DEDEDE WITH FLAWLESS EXECUTION AS HE CONNECTS A CORKSCREW ELBOW DROP!
Gavin Kirkland: EARTHQUAKE! EARTHQUAKE! WATCH OUT DP! WATCH OUT EVE! THE GROUND IS SHAKING! DEBRIS FLYING EVERYWHERE! MY LOTION IS FLYING EVERYWHERE NOOOO!!!! A TRAGEDY MUCH BIGGER THAN COVID-19!
Deadprez: :skip: Xander continues to yell in pain like a wounded animal as DEDEDE shakes his head at the fallen yet valiant attempt by the Paynekiller. DEDEDE letting Xander get up as Xander is slowly starting to gain movement. It’s not a very good idea though as Xander is grabbing onto DEDEDE to pull himself up but Gawd has no mercy for the lamb to the slaughter! DEMOLITION! DIAMOND CUTTER CONNECTS ON XANDER AS HE’S KNOCKED OUT COLD! THIS MIGHT SPELL THE ENDING FOR THIS MATCHUP AS DEDEDE GOES FOR THE PIN AND THE REF LEAPS TO COUNT IT!
Eve: XANDER KICKS OUT! DEDEDE sits up in exasperation as he slams the mat before slowly pulling himself up to his feet as Xander is lifeless on the ground. How he was able to pop the shoulder up is beyond me as DEDEDE falls into the corner. He’s yelling at Xander to get up like a predator as Xander slowly arises from his position at the center of the ring. DEDEDE begins to run towards him! SPEAR! IS REVERSED BY XANDER! XANDER OUT OF NOWHERE COUNTERING THE SPEAR WITH A DDT AS DEDEDE LANDS ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD AND CRUMBLES TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: DEDEDE retreating away as he rolls out onto the apron as Xander gets up to his feet. DEDEDE pulling himself up using the ropes not noticing Xander as he runs towards him! XANDER BARGES INTO DEDEDE SHOULDER FIRST AS DEDEDE FLIES AWAY LANDING BACK ONTO THE RINGSIDE AREA! DEDEDE quickly crawling away though as he’s perseverant in this match as Xander is slowly shaking his head at the attempts to keep afloat. Xander rolling out of the ring as he grabs DEDEDE and lifts him up and off his feet! XANDER SLAMMING DEDEDE BACKFIRST ONTO THE RINGPOST AS DEDEDE GIVES A CRY OF AGONY AND FALLS DOWN TO HIS KNEES!
Deadprez: Xander grabbing onto the ringpost as he uses it as a crutch to keep himself upright as DEDEDE is continuing to crawl away on all fours at this very moment.
Xander Payne (Off-Mic): THIS IS XANDER SIEGE! THIS ISN’T SOME STUPID SHITSHOW LIKE THE GAWDCAST! THIS IS MY SHOW! NOT YOURS! FUCK YOU-
Eve: DEDEDE JUST SPIT IN XANDER’S FACE! Xander wiping it off as he’s practically seething in anger as he forcefully grabs DEDEDE! LAST SEDATION! LAST SEDATION ONTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON AS DEDEDE IS DEAD! DEDEDE IS DEAD! XANDER ROLLING DEDEDE INTO THE RING LIKE HE’S A CORPSE AS HE QUICKLY GOES FOR THE PIN RIGHT NOW LOOKING TO END THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!
Gavin Kirkland: GAWD HAS JUST BESTOWED UPON US A KICKOUT! XANDER IS LIVID AS HE CAN’T BELIEVE IT! HE’S POPPING OFF HIS FEET AS HE’S YELLING AT THE REF LIKE THE BEAR HE IS! HE EXPECTED IT TO BE THE END OF THE MATCH BUT WE ALL KNOW FOR CERTAIN IT’S GOING TO TAKE ALOT TO SLAY DEDEDE FOR GOOD! KASSIDY COMING BACK INTO APPEARANCE AS SHE QUICKLY RUNS OVER TO CHECK ON THE FALLEN DEDEDE!
Deadprez: Xander looks to be in the middle of a midlife crisis as he’s practically furious at the seam at this fact. Meanwhile DEDEDE is slowly pulling himself up to his feet as Xander shaking his head as he grabs DEDEDE and throws him to the ropes! LAST SEDATION! DOESN’T CONNECT! DEDEDE REVERSES AS HE MANAGES TO SLIP OUT AND GO BEHIND XANDER YET XANDER QUICKLY TURNS AROUND IN SHOCK NOT BELIEVING THIS! BUTTERFLY EFFECT! DEDEDE CONNECTS WITH THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK BRAINBUSTER AS XANDER HAS JUST BEEN ROCKED!
Eve: DEDEDE slowly getting up still hurt by the apron as he crashed down on it yet he’s still fighting as he grabs ahold of the ropes for a moment and let’s Xander pull himself up on his own for a moment. DEDEDE grabbing Xander as he brings him up to a kneeling position. But Xander with a punch right to the gut of DEDEDE forcing him to move back just for a moment as Xander runs towards him! DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! BOTH OF THEM ARE DOWN!
Gavin Kirkland: Xander rolling out of the ring quickly as DEDEDE stays in the ring and rolls to the center trying to catch a breath for a moment taking this moment as seemingly an opportunity. Kassidy on the outside staring a hole through Xander as Xander pulls himself up as well.
Xander Payne (Off-Mic): WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT YOU BIMBO SLUT! GO BACK TO MAKING OUT WITH THE PLASTIC SURGEON IN THE HELLHOLE YOU CAME FROM YOU PROSTITUTE!
Deadprez: Kassidy looks angered as The Mauler is quickly opening up the ring apron as she hits Xander with something! WHAT THE! CHUNKS OF FOOD FLY EVERYWHERE! IS THAT A-
Gavin Kirkland: 🥔
Mr. DEDEDE: :wtf:
Eve: XANDER KNOCKED DOWN BY THAT POTATO!
Jake Mercer: HE WAS KNOCKED DOWN BY ONE OF HIS OWN BAH GAWD! Kassidy slowly backing away with a wicked gleam in her cold green eyes as DEDEDE looks on still in confusion as to what the hell he has just witnessed which seems more like murder than anything else at this point. We could put this on Investigation Discovery! :lupe:
Deadprez: DEDEDE giving a shrug as he rolls out of the ring and grabs Xander beginning to slowly roll him into the ring as he looks like he was just stuffed to the brim with stuffing. Then again what the hell is new with this behemoth? DEDEDE pulling Xander up taking the opportunity as he sends him into a irish whip as he falls right into the corner. THIS DOESN’T SEEM TO BE GOOD FOR XANDER AS DEDEDE RUNS FORWARD! RAPTURE! HELLUVA KICK CONNECTS AND NEARLY BEHEADS THE PAYNEKILLER AS DEDEDE PUSHES HIM OUT OF THE CORNER AND GOES FOR A PIN ATTEMPT ON A FALLEN XANDER!
Eve: XANDER! PAYNE! HE KICKS OUT ONCE MORE AS DEDEDE IS STARTING TO GET MORE FRUSTRATED AS THIS MATCH PUSHES ON EVEN MORE! DEDEDE pulling himself up to his feet as Xander is once again practically dead on the ground. DEDEDE watching Xander slowly start to arise off of his feet as Gawd slowly shakes his head. DEDEDE closing in on Xander as he pulls himself onto his feet! XANDER! XANDER RUNNING AT DEDEDE AND CONNECTING WITH A SPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE! XANDER RIPPING A PAGE OUT OF DEDEDE’S BOOK AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN!
Gavin Kirkland: DEDEDE KICKS OUT! XANDER IS SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AS HE GRABS THE ROPES! EW! LOOK AT THOSE ARMPITS! THEY LOOK ROASTED AND MUTILATED HOW COME I NEVER KNEW THIS BEFORE HE’S ACTUALLY A LUMP OF HORSE MEAT!
Deadprez: :skip:!!! Xander grabbing DEDEDE by the neck as he rams multiple forearms right to his head with malicious intent as he completely begins to hammer down on him with no remorse. Xander pulling him up as he completely launches DEDEDE into the corner! CANNONBALL! Xander connects with one as he runs to the corner once more and runs back! ANOTHER ONE! Xander not done as I think he’s going for one more! AND ANOTHER!
Eve: BUT DEDEDE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! DEDEDE sliding out of the ring as he rolls back in as Xander is stunned and bounces out of the corner! DEDEDE WITH A SPEAR! BUT XANDER ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY LIKE HE’S IN AN ACTION MOVIE! Xander quickly running at DEDEDE as he attempts to grab him! LAST SEDATION! NO! DEDEDE SLIPS OUT OF THE POP-UP POWERBOMB AS HE GRABS XANDER FROM BEHIND AND TURNS HIM AROUND! IMPALER! NO XANDER ESCAPES THE LIFTING IMPALER DDT AS HE GOES BEHIND DEDEDE AND GOES LOW! CHOP BLOCK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF DEDEDE’S KNEECAP! DEDEDE CRUMBLES TO THE GROUND AND XANDER LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE NOW! HE LEANS DOWN TO GRAB DEDEDE BUT DEDEDE JUST PULLED HIM DOWN! ANOTHER SMALL PACKAGE PIN!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: LARDO IS STILL ALIVE!!!!!
Deadprez: XANDER KICKED OUT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND AND I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! BOTH MEN ARE BACK UP AND DEDEDE RUSHES XANDER! SPEAR! SPEAR! DEDEDE LOOKS FOR THE SPE-
Eve: XANDER SIDE-STEPS AND DEDEDE CRASHES INTO THE RINGPOST! XANDER QUICKLY GRABS DEDEDE FROM BEHIND AND HOISTS HIM UP! CANADIAN RACK AND XANDER DROPS DEDEDE DOWN ACROSS HIS KNEE! XANDER HAS ALL THE MOMENTUM IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW AND HE IS CALLING FOR THE FINISH!!!! XANDER IS GOING FOR THE WIN RIGHT NOW!
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT?! LAST SEDATION! XANDER JUST HIT MR. DEDEDE WITH THE POP UP POWERBOMB! NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN?!?!
Deadprez: DEDEDE’S FOOT IS UNDER THE ROPES!!!!
Eve: THE REFEREE DOESN’T SEE IT!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT?!?!
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER… XANDER PAYNE!!!!
(“It Follows” by Cane Hill begins to blast across the PA system. Xander Payne jumps to his feet and throws his hands in the air. The crowd is a bit shocked, but the smile across Xander’s face at the moment lets the whole world know that he never expected any other result. Kassidy’s eyes are wide with shock and then narrow in anger as Xander points to her and laughs. She immediately gets into the ring, which causes Xander to retreat.)
Deadprez: What a massive win for Xander Payne here at Under Siege! He picked this fight with Mr. DEDEDE and he finished it!
Eve: It’s not without controversy though and Mr. DEDEDE is already awake and watching the replay. He looks absolutely pissed that his foot is under the ropes and the referee didn’t see it :lupe:
Gavin Kirkland: He should rip that mask off The Mauler and let her go nuts on the referee! This is an outrage! Tubby never should have won this match at all! :noah:!!!! We’re never gunna hear the end of this!!!
(DEDEDE is indeed arguing with the referee as Kassidy watches on silently with murder in her eyes. Meanwhile, Xander has made his way up the ramp. Regardless of how he came about the win, he still won, meaning he finished exactly what he started back at Road to Redemption. Xander looks around at the crowd who still seem pretty surprised that he was able to defeat someone like Mr. DEDEDE. The most arrogant smile spreads across Xander’s face as he pats himself on the back and takes a bow.)
Xander Payne (Off Mic): NOW THAT IS HOW TO DO IT AT XANDER SIEGE!!!! FUCK YOU, DEDEDE!!!
(Xander laughs and heads out of the scene and Under Siege fades elsewhere.)
(The scene transitions to Alexis Chambers in the trainer’s room — which may or may not be a popular location to find people tonight. Alexis has an ice pack on the back of her neck as she seems to feel emotionally drained from her title defense tonight. It sucked to be on the losing end of the matchup, but sucked, even more, to find herself to be the one that’s pinned. It was safe to say that she was not in the mood to talk to anyone at this point.)
???: Gee, you look awful.
(Alexis Chambers knew the sound of the masculine voice as she rolled her eyes before looking towards the door where the newly crowned PURE Champion, Jake Smith stood. Jake has the PURE Championship on his shoulder.)
Alexis Chambers: I’m not in the mood for your shit tonight.
Jake Smith: Geez, I was just joking. Lighten up a bit, Alexis.
Alexis Chambers: Well excuse me for not being in the best mood possible. I’m not sure if you watch, but I didn’t really win my match, so you could see why I’m a little steamed at the moment.
Jake Smith: If it means anything, I think you looked amazing.
Alexis Chambers: Excuse me?
Jake Smith: I mean…you looked amazing out there. You didn’t hold anything back out there. You put everything on the line. Yeah, you didn’t win the match, but I believed that you made an impression that no one is going to be able to forget. Man, when you used that ring bell to nail Harper from mid-air. :whew: :whew: That was ruthless, Alexis. That’s the exact energy that you need if you ever want to be champion in EAW. If you want a decent chance of not ending up like your loser brother, you need to bring that energy into every match that you’re in. Out there, I believed it was a step in the right direction for you. Yes, you didn’t win, but I think I saw growth and progression from you. Most importantly, I believe people are beginning to realize that untapped potential with you. The untapped potential I saw from our match before King of Elite.
Alexis Chambers: You saw potential in me?
Jake Smith: I did. There’s a ton of potential with you, Alexis. You just are going to need someone to bring that out of you.
Alexis Chambers: What are you trying to say?
Jake Smith: Alexis, I am offering you a chance to stand alongside me and learn from the best on this brand.
Alexis Chambers: Are you crazy? You almost murdered my brother last season? Do you think that I am going to want to align with you?
Jake Smith: Are we still on this? :wtf: He didn’t die, at least. Alexis, you need to get over that. I’m over that. That’s all in the past and I’m thinking about the future.
Alexis Chambers: The answer is no.
Jake Smith: Here me out, if there is anyone who knows how to make an immediate impact on Showdown, it’s me. Just a few weeks of being traded onto the brand, I won the PURE Championship. Earlier tonight, I won the PURE Championship for a second time — which hasn’t been done since StarrStan. In a way, you’re talking to a history maker right now. You are talking with a man who can take you underneath his wing and make you into the star that you’re destined to be. There is star potential in you, Alexis. Besides, wouldn’t it be fun to prove your brother wrong? :mjgrin: I mean, eating the pin tonight and losing the match isn’t really doing a good job in proving him wrong.
(Alexis Chambers sighs and begins to ponder.)
Alexis Chambers: In a way, you do have a point.
Jake Smith: By standing by my side, you just raise your stock even higher. You’ll be hanging with the best on this brand. It won’t be long until you become the star that I know that you can be, Alexis. Look, I’m going to give you a bit of time to think this through, but I would love to hear your answer soon.
(Jake Smith leaves the scene, leaving Alexis Chambers to think about his offer. The scene transitions to commercial break.)
(Under Siege returns from commercial break.)
(Camera cuts to Gina Romano inside the ring.)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen here in the arena and watching around the world… the following contest… is our main event of the evening!!!
Gina Romano: AND IT IS A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!
(“Money and the Power” by Kid Ink hits to massive boos as both Ahren Fournier and Chris Elite walk out onto the stage together wearing matching mink coats. They pause, and then a door behind them opens and out rolls a Trojan horse in the shape of a goat. Both men grin before climbing into the machine and riding it down the ramp towards the ring.)
Gavin Kirkland: HAHAHA! OF COURSE! A GOAT FOR THE GREATEST GOATS TO EVER GOAT!
Eve: But they’re entering together? I know they’re a team but this match is still triple threat, every man for themselves isn’t it?
Deadprez: It is but they’ve made it clear. This is Cameron versus the two of them. Their goal was to walk in and in the best case scenario, become co-champions. Which has never happened before with a World Championship so we may witness history here tonight.
Eve: Maybe. That would certainly be a twist if it happened.
(They get to the ring and climb out of the giant goat. Stage hands begin to drag the goat back up the ramp as the Illionaires stand in the ring together, presenting a unified front and both mocking the fans who dare to boo them.)
(“ULTRAnumb” by Blue Stahli hits next but nothing happens.)
Gavin Kirkland: The hell…?
(Suddenly, Cameron Ella Ava rides out onto the stag in a massive tank, flanked by Argentinian military members walking on either side of the tank. She wears a battle helmet as well as holds a commander’s sabre in her right hand. The Answers World Championsjip is strapped firmly around her waist.)
Eve: HOLY SHIT! WHAT AN ENTRANCE FOR THE CHAMPION!
Deadprez: Cameron Ella Ava hasn’t failed to make an impression since she won that title! From winning the chamber to beating DEDEDE clean… she’s overcome everything thrown in her way! And tonight she’s here to face another tough battle!
Gavin Kirkland: Did she have to fire off the tank? Scared the shit outta me!
(Cameron removes her helmet and drops the sword to the side. She climbs out of the tank and stands briefly on top of it, looking out to the ocean of cheering fans. She then climbs down and slides into the ring, posing briefly on the apron before climbing in and making her way to her corner.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first… the chall—
(Ahren snatches the microphone from Gina.)
Ahren Fournier: Introducing first… the goats. Hailing from… somewhere better than this third world shit hole. Weighing in at… how dare you ask such a question. And standing to become the first ever CO-ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONS… THE ILLIONAIRES!!!!
(He tosses the microphone back to an annoyed Gina. Chris nods his head as both whisper to each other from their side of the ring.)
Gina Romano: And introducing the champion… from Los Angeles, California… weighing in at 130 pounds… she is an EAW Hall of Famer and the reigning Answers World Champion… CAMERON ELLA AVA!!!
(Cameron holds the title high before handing it to the referee who holds it up for the camera. The ref then hands the title to the outside as Gina leaves the ring and calls for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: This triple threat is finally here! The Answers World Championship is on the line! And Cameron Ella Ava faces one of her most difficult challenges yet! Will we see a new champion? Or even co-champions if the Illionaires pull that off? Both men are eyeing the champion who keeps her guard up, watching both of them for the first move of the contest!
Gavin Kirkland: ALL RIGHT! TIME FOR THE ILLIONAIRE GOATS TO GET THEIR HANDS ON SOME BIG OL’—
(Eve grabs Gavin’s headset and throws it.)
Gavin Kirkland (off mic): HEY! THAT—
Gavin Kirkland (off mic): But…
Deadprez: Cameron Ella Ava, the Answers World Champion standing at the ready. She pulls herself back against the ropes, keeping both men in front of herself, not relying on the triple threat stipulation. She knows good and well what this is. Might as well be a handicap match. AND HERE COME THE ILLIONAIRES!! BOTH OF THEM CHARGE! CAMERON LANDS AN ELBOW TO THE FACE OF FOURNIER BUT ELITE CATCHES THE KICK SHE THROWS AT HIM! ELITE SHOVING THE CHAMPION BACK INTO THE ROPES AND PULLS HER BACK IN A STANDING SLEEPER HOLD!
Eve: Ahren checking his face quickly and smirking at Cameron. Ahren stepping back— AND A SUPERKICK RIGHT TO THE STOMACH OF CAMERON! AND AHREN STEPPING BACK! ANOTHER SUPERKICK TO THE STOMACH! AHREN TRYING TO KNOCK THE AIR OUT OF CAMERON WHILE ELITE HAS HER IN THE CHOKEHOLD!
Gavin Kirkland (pitting his headset back on): THE GOATS ARE IN FULL FORCE!!!
Deadprez: BUT CAMERON! SHE PULLED HER LEGS UP TO HER CHEST AND BLASTS AHREN IN THE FACE WITH HER BOOTS! NOW CAMERON POPPING HER FEET UP TO THE TOP ROPE! SHE BOUNCES BACK! FLIPPING INTO AN INVERTED DDT ON CHRIS ELITE! WHAT AN ASTOUNDING ESCAPE BY THE CHAMPION!
Eve: But here comes Ahren! Moving right in— PROTECT YA NECK! NO! CAMERON DUCKING UNDERNEATH THE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! Cameron turning back! And connecting with a precise roundhouse kick! Ahren stumbling, Cameron moving in and swinging again— BUT AHREN DUCKS THE PUNCH AND SLIPS BEHIND HER! AHREN GRABBING CAMERON IN A REAR WAIST LOCK! AHREN THROWING CAMERON BACKWARDS WITH A MASSIVE GERMAN SUPLEX AND—
Deadprez: BOX OFFICE SMASH! HOLY SHIT!
(Replay comes up and we see slow motion as Chris Elite connects with a superkick to the side of Cameron’s head while mid-motion just before Ahren smashed her onto the back of her neck with the German suplex.)
Eve: ELITE MAKING A COVER!!!
Deadprez: But the champion powered out! That was almost it for Cameron though! But this match is still young and she’s got a lot of fight left in her! Cameron now trying to roll to the apron but Ahren blocking’s her way! He tries to grab her by the hair and pull her up! Cameron fighting back, swinging but Ahren manages to get a hold on her head! He pulls her up! Double underhooks— SMASHES CAMERON HARD WITH A BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Cameron lying there in pain, arching her back after that landing now! Looking to finally roll out of the ring— BUT AHREN NOW JUST SHOVING HER OUT WITH HIS BOOT! Cameron dropping to the floor on the outside and the Illionaires have begun to just pick apart the Answers World Champion without so much as breaking a sweat! Cameron trying to roll away from the ring, looking to catch her breath and regroup! But things don’t look good for her title reign right now! She can barely pull off any offense as things stand! She’s trying to use the barricade to pull herself up!
Gavin Kirkland: CHRIS ELITE WITH THE CORKSCREW SUICIDE DIVE! HE CRASHES RIGHT INTO THE CHAMPION! ELITE POPPING TO HIS FEET! HE GRABS CAMERON BY THE ARM AND PULLS HER UP! LOCKING HER ARMS BEHIND HER BACK! CAMERON IS OUT COLD ON HER FEET! I THINK ELITE BOUNCED HER HEAD OFF THE BARRICADE WITH THAT DIVE!! BUT NOW HE HOLDS CAMERON IN PLACE!! AND AHREN FOURNIER WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE! HE TAKES CAMERON OUT WITH THAT SLIDING KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE! AVA IS DOWN! SHE ISN’T MOVING!
Eve: Ahren now teaching down and grabbing Cameron by the hair, dragging her once more to her feet! What’s the point? She’s out! Stop making her stand up and just get this over with! Ahren taking Cameron by the hair and making her walk over to the ring! Cameron hasn’t even stood a chance tonight! She’s battered and beaten right out of the gate! And Ahren walking her to the ring like a puppet as Elite watches with a sick smile! Disgusting! Ahren rolling Cameron back into the ring—
Deadprez: BUT CAMERON BURSTING TO LIFE AND SHOVING AHREN INTO THE STEEL POST! BOUNCING HIS FACE OFF OF THE RING POST! BUT HERE COMES ELITE! CAMERON TURNS— AND CAMERON ELLA AVA WITH A KICK RIGHT BETWEEN THE LEGS OF GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS! SHE GRABS HIS HEAD! DDT RIGHT ON THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!!
Eve: CAMERON FINDS NEW LIFE! SHE STILL HAS FIGHT IN HER LUNGS DESPITE THE DISADVANTAGE!
Deadprez: Cameron trying time shake her head clear and find her way back into this contest! She has to get some grounding and get her feet underneath herself! Cameron looking around— AND SHE GRABS A STEEL CHAIR FROM THE TIMEKEEPER’S AREA!! CAMERON HAS AN EQUALIZER! AHREN FOURNIER IS UP AND TURNS BACK—
Eve: CAMERON DENTING THAT CHAIR OVER THE HEAD OF THE GOAT! AHREN DROPPING FLAT TO THE FLOOR! NOW TURNING HER ATTENTION TO CHRIS ELITE! CAMERON LOOKING TO PUNISH CHRIS! SHE MOVES IN—
Deadprez: BUT ELITE POPS OFF THE FLOOR AND DROPKICKS THE CHAIR RIGHT INTO CAMERON’S FACE! CAMERON DROPS THE CHAIR AND STUMBLES BACK! ELITE GRABBING THE WEAPON NOW AND DRIVING IT INTO CAMERON’S ABDOMEN! AND THEN CRACKING IT OVER HER BACK! Elite just smirking now as he drops the chair! He grabs Cameron by the head, having just sniffed out that second wind she found, and now he drags her to the apron! Chris Elite pulling Cameron up onto his shoulder and depositing her into the ring! Cameron’s body motionless aside from trying to grab at her body where she’s hurt! Chris now pulling back, biding his time. He’s waiting, watching as Cameron is climbing up to her feet! Cameron slowly pulling herself up! She’s up to her knees! Just getting to her feet and— AND ELITE SCOOPING HER ONTO HIS SHOULDERS FROM BEHIND! LOOKING LONG KISS GOODNIGHT!
Eve: BUT CAMERON USING EVERYTHING SHE HAS LEFT AND FLINGS HER BODY BACKWARDS! SHE HITS A REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER AND PLANTS CHRIS RIGHT ON TOP OF HIS HEAD! CAMERON MIGHT HAVE JUST SAVED HERSELF! SHE MAKES THE COVER! HOOKS THE LEGS!!
Deadprez: But not enough to put away the former World Heavyweight Champion! Cameron looks heartbroken! She knows she won’t have many chances like that here tonight and that just slipped through her fingers! She has to make something of what she has! Cameron now pulling Chris by the arm! Turning through! SHE HAS HIM IN RIPCORD POSITION!! CAMERON LOOKING FOR THE STARDUST BREAKER!! CAMERON HAS THE ARM! PULLS IT THROUGH—
Eve: BUT ELITE DODGES THE KNEE! AND HE SLAPS CAMERON CLEAR ACROSS THE FACE! ELITE DRIVING CAMERON BACKWARDS AND SHOVING HER INTO A CORNER NOW! AND HE GRABS THE ROPES TO STEADY HIMSELF AS HE DRIVES HIS BOOTS INTO CAMERON!! OVER AND OVER JUST STOMPING A MUDHOLE INTO THE CHAMPION!
Ref: ONE! TWO! THR—
Chris Elite (off mic): ITS NO DQ, BOZO!
Deadprez: ELITE SHOVING THE REFEREE AWAY! THE REFEREE WAS TRYING TO PROTECT CAMERON FROM INJURY I THINK BUT HES HELPLESS TO STOP THE ONSLAUGHT! CAMERON TAKING MORE AND MORE PUNISHMENT!! THERE’S NO WAY SHE CAN HOLD UP THROUGH ALL OF THIS! ELITE STOMPING OVER AND OVER AGAIN! CAMERON TRYING TO DEFEND BUT ITS NOT WORKING!
Eve: Cameron is slumped down in that corner now! Elite taking his boot and driving it, pressing it into the throat of the champion! Cameron in serious trouble here and needs to find a way out! Elite finally pulling his boot away and Cameron is just down on the mat in that corner! Elite pulling her towards the middle! Cameron might be too out of it to keep going! Elite looking to finish it off! He heads over to that corner! Pulling himself up to the top rope! Elite has Cameron lined up right where he wants her! AND HE TAKES OFF! YOU GOTTA LOVE IT!
Deadprez: BUT CAMERON ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY! AND— HOW THE HELL?!?
Eve: ELITE SAW HER MOVE IN THE AIR AND MANAGED TO LAND ON HIS FEET! CAMERON UP TO HER KNEES AND ELITE MOVES IN! RUNNING ROUNDHOUSE TO THE FACE!
Deadprez: BUT AVA DUCKS IT! SHE POPS TO HER FEET! ELITE TURNS AROUND! IN EXCELSIS!!!
Eve: THE BICYCLE KNEE CONNECTS!! ELITE IS DROPPED TO THE MAT! AND CAMERON FALLS OVER HIM FOR THE COVER!
Gavin Kirkland: WHOA! WHAT A KICKOUT BY ELITE!
Deadprez: Cameron pounding her fist into the mat! She thought she had it there! Chris rolling over, clutching at his jaw as he rises back up! Cameron moving in to grab him— BUT ELITE PULLING CAMERON INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!
Eve: BUT CAMERON ROLLING THROUGH! SHE GETS TO HER FEET! AND ELITE KIPS UP TO HIS FEET, STANDING RIGHT IN HER FACE!
Deadprez: BOTH OF THEM EXCHANGING BLOWS NOW! AND CHRIS GETTING THE BEST OF IT BY PUTTING A KNEE INTO CAMERON’S MIDSECTION! CAMERON STUMBLED BACK! ELITE HOPPING BACK ONE STEP— BOX OFFICE SMASH!!!
Eve: BUT CAMERON MANAGES TO DUCK UNDERNEATH IT! SHE GRABS ELITE FROM BEHIND! PULLS HIS ARM THROUGH! STARDUST BREAKER! IT HITS! IT HITS! THE RIPCORD KNEE CONNECTED! CAMERON JUST KNOCKED OUT CHRIS ELITE! SHE FALLS OVER HIM FOR THE PIN!
Gavin Kirkland: GOAT!
Eve: AHREN FOURNIER JUST GRABBED ELITE BY THE BOOT AND PULLED HIM FROM UNDERNEATH CAMERON AND TO THE APRON! AHREN LIFTING HIS PARTNER OFF THE APRON AND LAYING HIM ON THE FLOOR OUT OF HARM’S WAY!
Gavin Kirkland: So caring… so gentle…
Deadprez: Ahren sliding into the ring and rushes right at Cameron! Cameron steps in— IN EXCELSIS!!!
Eve: BUT AHREN DODGING TO THE SIDE! HE COMES OFF THE ROPES— PROTECT YA NECK! IT HITS! CAMERON SENT INTO A FULL STANDING MOONSAULT FROM THE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! THE CHAMPION IS LAID OUT! AND AHREN FOURNIER MAKING THE COVER!
Gavin Kirkland: THE GOAT MAKES THE PIN!! ITS OVER! AHREN ALREADY CELEBRATING!
Eve: But the referee telling him there’s no pinfall!! He points down! Cameron’s leg is on the rope! The pin is nullified! Cameron with amazing survival instincts right here! And Ahren looking less than happy! Trying to grab Cameron by the head but realistically there’s only so much more she can possibly take! He pulls her up to her knees… might be setting up for a Storybook— CAMERON FIRING AWAY AT AHREN! PUNCHING FROM HER KNEES AT FOURNIER’S MIDSECTION! CAMERON SCRAPPING TO STAY ALIVE!! DIGGING DEEP INSIDE TO TAKE CONTROL OF THIS CONTEST!
Deadprez: BUT AHREN WITH A KNEE RIGHT TO THE BRIDGE OF HER NOSE! CAMERON DROPPING BACK TO THE MAT!
Eve: This might be it for Cameron… she’s crawling but I don’t know if she’s even there in her head right now… she’s trying to get out of the ring… her survival instincts still driving her… but eventually something has to give…
Deadprez: Ahren following Cameron as she gets out of the ring, shaking his head as the champion moves slowly to try and recover. Cameron teaching under the ring apron— AND SHE HAS A KENDO STICK!!! CAMERON SWINGING THAT KENDO STICK WILDLY! JUST GOING FOR THE FENCES!
Gavin Kirkland: AND AHREN SNATCHES THE WEAPON OUT OF HER HAND AND SMACKS IT CLEAR ACROSS HER FACE!
Deadprez: BOX OFFICE SMASH! Chris Elite is back in the fray and planted Cameron with that superkick! The numbers game proving to be too much! Cameron still trying to crawl but Ahren just pushing her over with his boot now. Both of the Illionaires looking absolutely pleased with themselves. Cameron fought for so long to reach this title reign! She moved on from Empire to pursue success in the men’s division! She worked her way through the ranks! The battles with DEDEDE! With her own husband! Rex McAllister! Theron Nikolas! Cameron has been tortured and she refused to break! She won the Extreme Elimination Chamber to win the title that eluded her at ten years into her career with the company! All the heart! The devotion! A lifetime of breaking down barriers and fighting against the odds! And now… now Elite and Fournier are about to bring all of that crashing to the ground!
Eve: The Illionaires roll the champion into the ring! Both just kicking at her as the slide in behind her! They’re toying with her! Adding humiliation to this defeat! Cameron still crawling, trying to find something inside of her to survive! She presses up to her knees and— BOX OFFICE SMASH!
Deadprez: Elite cracking Cameron’s jaw with another superkick! And now Ahren Fournier hits the ropes! STORYBOOK ENDING! The curb stomp driving Cameron’s face into the canvas! Just end this already!
Eve: Now both men are grabbing at the Hall of Famer! Ahren scooping the lifeless body of Cameron Ella Ava off the mat… and now he places her on Chris Elite’s shoulders! Chris holds Cameron up and in position! Ahren climbing up the turnbuckles! Step by step he makes his way to the top! Looking back at Cameron and smirking at her! Both he and Chris look around, the crowd showering them in boos and they both seem to love it! Ahren stands tall from the top rope! AND HE LEAPS! PROTECT YA NECK! PUT IT ON ICE!!
Deadprez: CAMERON IS TURNED INSIDE OUT! SHE CRASHES HARD ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD! THE ILLIONAIRES TURN BACK AND DROP OVER HER! CHRIS PINS HER SHOULDERS! AHREN HOOKS HER LEGS! NOT LIKE THIS!!!
Eve: BUT THE REFEREE IS NOT COUNTING!
Referee (off mic): You can’t both pin her! Only one of you can!
Chris Elite (off mic): THE FUCK YOU MEAN?
Ahren Fournier (off mic): COUNT THE FUCKING PIN!!! WE’RE GONNA BE CO-CHAMPS!!
Referee (off mic): No! Only one of you can make the pin! That’s how this works!
Eve: The referee refusing to count the double pin because there can only be one champion! Obviously trying to avoid what happened with the National Elite Championship being shared between MarrKade not too far back! A controversial decision that sent waves through the company!
Chris Elite (off mic): Ok. Fuck it.
(Chris reaches over and pulls Ahren off of Cameron before resecuring his pin.)
Deadprez: Elite going for the belt!
Eve: BUT AHREN JUST PULLED HIM OFF OF THE CHAMPION!
Ahren Fournier (off mic): WHAT THE FUCK? WHY DO YOU GET TO DO IT?!?
Deadprez: FOURNIER DIVING ON TOP OF AVA! HE MAKES A COVER OF HIS OWN!
Eve: BUT ELITE PULLING AHREN OFF NOW!
Chris Elite (off mic): THE HELL YOU MEAN? MY GAWD CONTRACT IS THE ONLY REASON YOU ARE EVEN IN THIS MATCH! WHAT HAPPENED TO IF ONE OF US WINS WE BOTH WIN?!?
Ahren Fournier (off mic): Well I OBVIOUSLY meant that I wanted to be the one to win!
Chris Elite (off mic): Well I want to be the one to win! So let me pin her!
Ahren Fournier (off mic): No you let me make the pin!
Chris Elite (off mic): smd
Ahren Fournier (off mic): no u
Eve: AHREN FOURNIER JUST PULLED A WHITE GLOVE OUT OF HIS TIGHTS AND SLAPPED IT IN CHRIS ELITE’S FACE!
Deadprez: AND CHRIS ELITE JUST SMACKED THE SHIT OUT OF AHREN FOURNIER! Both of these men staring at each other pushed off and— LOOK! CAMERON ELLA AVA JUST PULLED HERSELF OUT OF THE RING AGAIN!
Chris Elite (off mic): YOU FUCKING LET HER ESCAPE!
Ahren Fournier (off mic): YOU PINNED HER FIRST! YOU STARTED IT!
(Chris and Ahren both look annoyed now as they stand nose to nose.)
Chris Elite (off mic): You know… I don’t have to pin the slut to win the belt.
Ahren Fournier (off mic): Get these hooves.
Deadprez: AHREN AND CHRIS EXCHANGING PUNCHES NOW! AHREN! CHRIS! AHREN! CHRIS! AHREN! CHRIS! CHRIS! CHRIS! ELITE STEPS BACK— BOX OFFICE SMASH!
Eve: BUT FOURNIER DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND FOLLOWS UP! PROTECT YA NECK! BUT ELITE DUCKS UNDER THAT! HOLY SHIT THIS IS LIKE A BRAND NEW MATCH UP! THE ILLIONAIRES HAVE COME TO BLOWS OVER THEIR DESIRE FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
Gavin Kirkland: My heart… it hurts…
Deadprez: Ahren coming in and looking to take Elite to the mat! But Chris rolls through into a pinning combination! But Ahren rolls through it and now going for a chokehold! But Elite slips his grip and tries to crank in an Armbar! And AHREN now rolling into the Armbar, avoiding the pressure! He deadlifts Elite up and now looking to plant him with a powerbomb! BUT ELITE DROPS OUT OF IT FOR A FALL AWAY HIP TOSS!
Eve: These two know each other so well! Partners for so long now and rivals for even longer before that! Both know what each other will try before they can even think it! Cameron is motionless on the outside! One of these two is going to be the next Answers World Champion! AND AHREN CONNECTS WITH A BIG CHOP ACROSS THE CHEST! ELITE HAD THE WIND KNOCKED OUT OF HIM! AND FOURNIER NOW WITH A ROLLING ELBOW TO THE FACE! CHRIS DROPS TO THE MAT! AHREN COMES OFF THE ROPES! STORYBOOK ENDING!
Deadprez: BUT ELITE POPS HIM UP INTO THE AIR! AND HITS THE HEAD SHOT AS AHREN FALLS! PELE KICK RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES! AHREN IS KNOCKED BACK INTO THE ROPES! ELITE COMES IN! LOOKING TO TAKE AHREN OUT WITH A CLOTHESLINE! BUT AHREN DUCKS HIS SHOULDER! HE SENDS CHRIS TO THE OUTSIDE! BUT WAIT! ELITE LANDS ON THE APRON! AND NOW HE LEAPS UP! SPRINGBOARD FLYING FOREARM! AHREN IS DOWN! ELITE HITS THE ROPES! WHATS THIS?!? STORYBOOK ENDING! CHRIS ELITE JUST HIT AHREN FOURNIER WITH THE CURB STOMP! THESE TWO HAVE SPENT SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER SINCE TEAMING UP! ELITE HAS BEGUN ADAPTING SOME OF AHREN’S MOVES INTO HIS OWN OFFENSE! AND NOW ELITE DROPS FOR THE COVER! HE PAUSES! I DON’T THINK HE WANTS TO DO IT! BUT HE FINALLY HOOKS THE LEG OFF HITTING AHREN WITH FOURNIER’S OWN FINISHER!
Eve: BUT FOURNIER KICKS OUT! AHREN KICKS OUT OF THE STORYBOOK ENDING! CHRIS ALREADY UP! HITTING THE ROPES! LOOKING TO GO FOR IT AGAIN! Oh but Ahren moving out of the way this time! He manages to avoid the curb stomp! He rolls to the corner and uses the turnbuckles to pull himself to his feet! Ahren looking almost aghast that Chris would use his own move against him! But Chris not stopping! Moving to the corner and looking to hit a running knee! But Ahren slips out of the way! All of this for the Answers World Championship! All of this to be the top man on the brand! AHREN HAS ELITE FROM BEHIND! AND HE HOISTS HIM UP! BACK BODY DROP! AND AHREN FOLLOWS IT WITH A STANDING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE CHEST OF CHRIS ELITE! NEARLY CAVING IN THE CHEST OF ELITE! AND NOW! AHREN! OH MY GOD!
Deadprez: FOURNIER IS MAKING HIS WAY TO THE TOP ROPE!! AHREN FOURNIER LOOKING TO FLY! COULD THIS BE A GAME OF RETURNS?!? IS AHREN FOURNIER LOOKING TO HIT THE YOU GOTTA LOVE IT?!? THE 630 SENTON?!?
(Ahren looks down, lining up his move.)
Ahren Fournier (off mic): Nah. Fuck that crazy shit.
Deadprez: Welp… Ahren now climbing down from the top rope, clearly changing his mind on that payback considering the complication of the maneuver. But it seems like he still has something big on his mind! He stand behind Elite, waiting for his moment! Elite up to his knees! Slowly standing to turn and— PROTECT YA NECK!
Eve: BUT HE DUCKS IT! BOX OFFICE SMASH!
Deadprez: BUT AHREN DODGES ANOTHER BOX OFFICE SMASH! HE PLANTS HIS FOOT… AND HITS A BOX OFFICE SMASH OF HIS OWN! THE SUPERKICK PUTS ELITE FLAT ON THE MAT! AND NOW FOURNIER LOOKING DOWN AT HIS PARTNER! AND NOW OUT AT THE TITLE SITTING AT RINGSIDE! AND HE FINALLY DROPS DOWN FOR A COVER!
Eve: AND ELITE POWERS OUT TOO! BOTH MEN THROWING EVERYTHING! EVEN EACH OTHER’S MOVES TO TRY AND SHAKE THINGS UP TO CATCH THE OTHER OFF GUARD! BUT NEITHER MAN PUTTING THE OTHER AWAY! ELITE STILL HAS GLASSY EYES AFTER THAT SUPERKICK THOUGH! THIS IS WHERE AHREN NEEDS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE! AHREN TRYING TO GET HIMSELF UNDERNEATH CHRIS! HE WANTS TO DO SOMETHING BEFORE ELITE CAN REALIZE IT AND— LULLABY! THE CROSSFACE CHICKENWING IS LOCKED IN! AHREN LOOKING TO CHOKE ELITE OUT IF HE HAS TO! WHATEVER IT TAKE TO WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP! TO GET THOSE CHAMPION PAYCHECKS YET AGAIN! DOING WHATEVER HE CAN TO SQUEEZE THE LIFE OUT OF THE MAN HES TEAMED WITH ALL SEASON LONG!
Deadprez: BUT ELITE HAS SNAPPED AWAKE AND HE REALIZES RIGHT WHERE HE IS! HES IN SERIOUS TROUBLE IF HE DOESNT FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS ONE! CHRIS LOOKING AROUND! SEARCHING AND FEELING FOR AN ESCAPE! TRYING TO ELBOW AHREN IN THE RIBCAGE! STOMPING AT HIS SHINS! ANYTHING TO LOOSEN THE HOLD BUT TO NO AVAIL! CHRIS TRYING TO ROLL OVER! BUT IF HE DOES THAT THEN AHREN CAN SINK THE HOLD ON TIGHTER! CHRIS PRESSING! ROLLING HIMSELF OVER NOW ONTO HIS KNEES AND ELBOWS! HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT THE POWER OF ELITE! PRESSING HIMSELF UP! TRYING TO STAND!
Eve: AND HE DOES! CHRIS ELITE STANDING WITH AHREN STILL ON HIS BACK! STILL IN THE CROSSFACE CHICKENWING! BUT ELITE DIGGING TO GET OUT OF THE HOLD! STEP BY STEP HE MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO THE CORNER! ELITE DRAGGING HIMSELF! PULLING BOTH MEN’S WEIGHT BY SHEER WILL POWER! STEP BY STEP NOW! HE CLIMBS THEM BOTH UP TO THE SECOND ROPE! AND ELITE FALLS BACK!
Deadprez: ELITE SLAMMING FOURNIER TO THE MAT AND FINALLY MANAGES TO BREAK THE HOLD! I DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER HE COULD HAVE STAYED LOCKED IN THE LULLABY BEFORE THIS MATCH WOULD HAVE ENDED!
Eve: Both men are down! Both throwing everything they have at one another in this attempt to become the Answers World Champion! But this is obviously not how either intended this to happen! They entered as a tag team! They wanted to leave as co-champions! But now we are where we are! And this old rivalry has been renewed!
Gavin Kirkland: Chris Elite is the first ILLIONAIRE back to a vertical base as he gets his own tag team partner back to his feet! But, AHREN FOURNIER CONNECTS WITH A PUNCH TOWARDS ELITE, BUT ELITE CONNECTS WITH A PUNCH BACK TO FOURNIER! THE PUNCH WAS ENOUGH TO STAGGER BACK FOURNIER, BUT HE MANAGES TO GET HIMSELF BACK TOGETHER BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A PUNCH BACK TO ELITE! ELITE! FOURNIER! ELITE! FOURNIER! FOURNIER!
Deadprez: Chris Elite manages to knee Ahren Fournier in the stomach before following that up with a swinging neckbreaker! The GOAT is taken down as he’s clutching to the back of his neck! Elite is back up to his feet as he gets Fournier back to his feet as well! ELITE IS LOOKING TO WRAP UP THIS MATCH WITH A LONG KISS GOODNIGHT! ELITE HAS HIS ARMS AROUND THE WAIST OF FOURNIER BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Eve: No! Ahren Fournier manages to land on his feet, but it seems like the high capacity of this match is wearing down Fournier as he manages to land to one knee! Chris Elite turns himself around as —
Gavin Kirkland: Ahren Fournier charges towards his own tag team partner, taking him down with a clothesline! Fournier is slowly getting to his feet before getting Elite back to his before whipping him towards the corner! Fournier charges to the corner with an clothesline towards Gawd Given Greatness! Elite staggers forward in response to the clothesline, BUT FOURNIER MANAGES TO PICK HIM UP BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! CHRIS ELITE IS DOWN! CAMERON ELLA AVA IS STILL TAKEN OUT OF THE EQUATION AS IT SEEMS LIKE AHREN IS LOOKING TO WRAP UP THIS MATCH FOR HIMSELF AND GET HIMSELF THAT SECOND WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN!
Deadprez: Ahren Fournier backs himself towards the ropes as he’s stalking his tag team partner back to his feet! Chris Elite is finding himself in an all fours position as Fournier rushes towards him!
Eve: STORYBOOK ENDING!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! CHRIS ELITE MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AS AHREN FOURNIER SIDE STEPS! ELITE GETS FOURNIER BY HIS RIGHT LEG PULLING IT AS HE FALLS TO HIS BACK! ELITE BEGINS TO THROW SOME STIFF PUNCHES TO HIS FELLOW ILLIONAIRE! It almost seems like the emotions from their past rivalry are rushing through him! Elite would love nothing more than to walk out of Under Siege as the Answers World Champion! After facing some setbacks within The ILLIONAIRES, it would be a fantastic way for Chris Elite to redeem himself!
Deadprez: Chris Elite gets to his feet as he’s stalking Ahren Fournier back to his feet! Elite is looking to wrap up this match for himself! Slowly, you can see Fournier getting back to a vertical base, but Elite charges towards him —
Eve: BOX OFFICE SMASH!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: THE BOX OFFICE SMASH NAILS AHREN FOURNIER IN THE FACE AND TAKES HIM DOWN! BUT, CHRIS ELITE ISN’T GOING FOR THE COVER?!?! JUST PIN HIM AND GET THAT SECOND REIGN!
Deadprez: It seems like Chris Elite has a different idea in his mind as he gets walks over to the top rope! Elite gets on the top rope! We saw Ahren Fournier tease about hitting this move earlier in the match up, but it seems like Elite is going to hit this move and for real this time! You Gotta Love It! 630 senton! Elite is looking down on Fournier! He is just a few seconds away from winning this match!
Deadprez: WAIT! HOLY SHIT! CAMERON! CAMERON ELLA AVA IS BACK IN THE MATCH! SHE JUST SHOVED CHRIS ELITE FROM THE TOP ROPE! ELITE CRASHING HARD TO THE MAT! I THOUGHT THERE WAS NO WAY SHE COULD RECOVER FROM THE BEATING SHE TOOK EARLIER! BUT AVA FINDS A WAY YET AGAIN! FOURNIER UP TO HIS FEET NOW! AND CAMERON WITH THE TOP ROPE DROPKICK SENDS HIM TO THE MAT! THE CROWD IS GOING ABSOLUTELY WILD! CAMERON DROPS ON TOP OF AHREN NOW! SHE TWISTS HIM UP! THE BRACELETS OF SUBMISSION! THE CRUCIFIX NECK CRANKS! NO ONE ESCAPES THIS DEADLY HOLD WHEN CAMERON MANAGES TO APPLY IT!
Eve: AHREN FOURNIER CALLING OUT IN PAIN! THE BEND ON HIS NECK IS UNGODLY BUT CAMERON IS UNRELENTING! AHREN TRYING DESPERATELY TO FIGHT HIS WAY OUT OF THIS BUT NOT MAKING ANY PROGRESS WHATSOEVER! AHREN IS SCRATCHING! CLAWING! DIGGING FOR SOME WAY OUT OF THIS BUT THERE’S NONE! AHREN IS FADING! I CAN SEE THE LIGHTS GOING OUT IN HIS EYES! HIS HANDS ARE FALLING LIMP! THE REFEREE GOING TO CHECK….
Deadprez: BUT ELITE MANAGING TO BREAK UP THE SUBMISSION! CHRIS SAVING HIS TAG PARTNER FROM PASSING OUT! HE STOMPS ON THE BACK OF AVA’S HEAD! TRYING TO TAKE HER OUT OF THE CONTEST AGAIN! CHRIS POUNDING AWAY AT HER AND TRYING TO TAKE CONTROL! TRYING TO NOT LET THIS OPPORTUNITY SLIP AWAY FROM HIM!
Eve: BUT AVA GRABBING HIM BY THE BOOT AND SHOVING HIM AWAY! CAMERON RISING QUICKLY TO HER FEET—
Deadprez: BUT AHREN WITH THE ROLL UP FROM BEHIND!
Eve: BUT THE CHAMPION POWERS OUT! CAMERON QUICK TO HER FEET! SHE RISES AND GOES FOR—
Deadprez: DOUBLE! BOX! OFFICE! SMASH! THE ILLIONAIRES BOTH HIT SUPERKICKS IN STEREO TO THE CHAMPION! AND CAMERON’S EYES ROLL BACK IN HER HEAD! AHREN AND CHRIS NOD! CHRIS DUCKS UNDER AND PLACES CAMERON ON HIS SHOULDERS! AHREN RUSHING OVER TO THE TURNBUCKLES! BOTH MEN GET IN POSITION! WE SAW THIS EARLIER! PUT IT ON ICE!
Eve: But Ahren is hesitating!
Ahren Fournier (off mic): DON’T FUCKING SUPERKICK ME WHEN I HIT THIS!
Chris Elite (off mic): JUST FUCKING GO!
Deadprez: BUT CAMERON SNAPS AWAKE! SHE SEES WHERE SHE IS! SHE SHOVES HERSELF OFF OF ELITE’S SHOULDERS AND SHOVES HIM INTO THE CORNER! HE KNOCKS AHREN OFF THE TOP ROPE AND BOTH MEN CRASH DOWN! CAMERON FALLING TO A KNEE AS SHE STILL RECOVERS FROM THE DOUBLE SUPERKICK!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! NO NO NO! LOOK AT THE ILLIONAIRES! THEY’RE FIGHTING AGAIN!
Ahren Fournier (off mic): WHY DIDN’T YOU HOLD HER IN PLACE?!?
Chris Elite (off mic): WHY DIDN’T YOU JUMP WHEN I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO?!?
Ahren Fournier (off mic): YOU’RE FUCKING THIS WHOLE THING UP!
Chris Elite (off mic): ME?!? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU—
Cameron Ella Ava (off mic): TIME TO KISS AND MAKE UP, BOYS!
Deadprez: CAMERON JUST DROPKICKED CHRIS ELITE FROM BEHIND AND SENT HIM FACE FIRST COLLIDING WITH AHREN’S HEAD! BOTH MEN FALL TO THEIR KNEES! SLUMPED DOWN AND LEANED AGAINST EACH OTHER! THEIR HEADS SIDE BY SIDE!
Eve: GODDESS TOUCH! CAMERON HIT THE RUNNING ENZIGURI TO BOTH MEN SIMULTANEOUSLY BECAUSE THEIR HEADS WERE TOGETHER! THE ILLIONAIRES BOTH FALL TO THE MAT AND CAMERON FALLS OVER THE UNCONSCIOUS MEN! ONE ARM ON EACH!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… AND STILL THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION… CAMERON ELLA AVA!!!!!
(“ULTRAnumb” picks back up as Cameron rolls out of the ring, panting and out of breath as the referee hands her the championship. She looks at it for a moment before turning to hold the title high for the crowd to see.)
Eve: Cameron was pushed to the brink. And honestly, if one of the Illionaires had managed to be willing to let the other win, we may have a new champion! But the historic reign of Cameron Ella Ava continues! Because she never gave in! And she found the way to recover and reinsert herself into this matchup at exactly the right time!
(The camera cuts to the ring where Chris Elite is sat up, looking aggravated. Ahren is pulling himself to the ropes, just now waking up. Both of them lock eyes, seeming angry at first. But both of their expressions change to apologetic sorrow before hanging their heads.)
Deadprez: I don’t think this is the end of the Illionaires. Far from it. But tonight reminds us why both have had singles success. They both went for it. And when they realized they couldn’t be co-champions, both were willing to go for it all.
Gavin Kirkland: AGH! I WANNA CRY! HOW CAN TWO GOATS, SUCH A PERFECT PAIRING BE TORN APART BY SOME YOKO LIKE CAMERON! SHE DID THIS! I BLAME THE AVA’S!
Eve: I don’t think they’re splitting, Gavin. But trust will have to be rebuilt. All in all, they took it to the champion. But tonight still belongs to Cameron Ella Ava. For Deadprez and Gavin Kirkland, my name is Eve. And thank you for joining us here for Under Siege!
(Camera cuts back to Cameron who holds the title high at the top of the stage as fireworks shoot off, a glorious display of lights in white and blue to honor the Argentinian fans as the camera fades.)
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