TRIPLE THREAT 16′ OFFICIAL THEME
‘DESPERADO’ BY RIHANNA
( EAW opening captions roll, and the camera immediately opens up to the backstage area and shows Tarah Nova and Cailin Dillon dressed in ring gear, and Mr. DEDEDE in street clothes standing in the background, as they’re all standing by the interview set with Pierre McGuire )
Pierre: Ladies and Gentlemen my name is Pierre McGuire and we are getting ready for the 2016 Triple Threat kick off show. Backstage with me now are two competitors set to compete for the EAW Specialists title in just a brief moment… TARAH NOVA and CAILIN DILLON! Cailin, Tarah, hello.
Tarah Nova: Hello there.
Cailin Dillon: Hi Pierre.
Pierre: So I understand you two will be opponents in just a few short moments… however considering the circumstances I must ask, is this next match up going to be essentially a 3 on 1 bout? After all, the only real “enemy” to either of you would be Haruna.
Cailin: Well Pierre, obviously we’re going to fight to win.
Pierre: Even against each other?
( Cailin and Tarah exchange looks briefly )
Tarah: Oh Pierre, you know I would never hurt my Cai. Aquaman on the otherhand…
Pierre: Aquaman is in this match?
Cailin: She means Steph. Insider.
Tarah: Yeah, her.
Pierre: Right. Come to think of it there seemed to be some growing tension between you three last week when Steph Matsuda brushed by you guys following her Specialists title retention. What do you think happened there?
Cailin: She was just upset because we interfered in her match without her permission.
Tarah: Upset? More like ungrateful. Whatever though, that’ll be the last time I lift a finger to help that broad.
???: Really? So it’s like that?
( Steph Matsuda enters the scene )
Steph Matsuda: What the hell is your problem Tarah?
Tarah: What’s my problem? Let me tell you what my problem is —
( The two begin talking over each other and Cailin gets in between them before they can start butting heads )
Cailin: Guys! Guys! Come on!
Steph: Cai, look, I love you girl, but you’ve been hanging around that wombat for way too long. And I don’t feel comfortable knowing my best friend is in close quarters with someone who constantly talks trash about me. What the hell is your deal anyway??
Tarah: Well first of all Cailin’s MY best friend, just to set the record straight. Secondly, I talk trash about you because you are trash. Your attitude has been trash ever since you won that title, and on Dynasty you acted like a snobby prick.
Steph: I TOLD YOU 100 TIMES to stay out of my match with Haruna and you still wanted to pick a fight with her. And anyway, why would I celebrate with you when you’re talking trash about me calling me “Aquaman”. What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Tarah: … What I’m trying to say, darling, is that I don’t like you. I think you hold Cailin back, you even hold Aria back. I think your ego is way bigger than you can handle, and I think someone needs to bring you down a notch. That person will be me.
( Steph and Tarah stare down, and Steph holds her title up in front of Tarah’s face )
Steph: This is as close as you’re getting to my title. Got that? I thought you were cool, but I guess it was only so long before you’d show your true colors. See you, Cai.
( Steph Matsuda turns around and walks away while Tarah and Cailin look on.. camera fades to black. )
( “Desperado” by Rihanna plays as the Triple Threat 2016 pre-show graphic appears on the screen )
( Camera cuts to the TD Garden in Boston, Mass. as fans are filing into the building slowly while “Desperado” by Rihanna is playing quietly in the background. The entire stage set up is completed, and there is chatter about the audience that is 3/4ths of the way filled up. Camera cuts to the Dynasty announce table, where Stew-O and Matt Ryder are seated. )
Matt Ryder: WOO WOO WOO! WELCOME ladies and gents to the kick off show of the third ever EAW: TRIPLE THREAT! I’m Matt Ryder seated alongside the commentary legend, the one and only, Stew-O!
Stew: All three brands are featured in tonight’s inter promotional free per view, and this evening promises to be a classic!
Ryder: Oh it’s going to bring the road to Pain for Pride into high gear, Stew!
Stew: Tonight’s main event of course has got this entire room, and the entire world BUZZING. For the first time ever, EAW Vixens will be headlining an FPV main event as we see the EAW Vixens Champion Eris LeCava defend her gold against Aria Jaxon and the EAW Hall of Famer, Heart Break Gal!
Ryder: We have three world title matches on the line as well Stew. Over on Showdown, as announced on social media this past Monday night, Vic Vendetta will be cashing in his rematch clause against the NEW EAW Champion, Aren Mstislav! This past weekend on Showdown, Aren shocked the entire world when he won what was arguably an upset victory against Vic Vendetta in a hotly contested EAW Championship bout. Tonight Vic SWEARS he will get his redemption, and pick up right where he left off.
Stew: On the Voltage side of things, Ares Vendetta defends his gold in a triple threat match against Hades The Hellraiser and Tyler Parker. Vendetta has been responsible for taking months off of the careers of both of these two men, and while Hades and Tyler have butted heads, they’ll both have the opportunity of getting redemption at the expense of Ares Vendetta!
Ryder: And last but certainly not least, the World Heavyweight Champion AND Omerta’s crown jewel Scott Oasis will defend his title and his *cough* gay *cough* pride against The Punisher, Jacob Senn!
Stew: We have seen a more ruthless, vengeful side of Senn since his return at the Grand Rampage, and he’s sought out to make Omerta’s existence a rough one. It is now Scott Oasis’ prerogative to put Jacob Senn in his place, but will the champion have what it takes to withstand the onslaught coming his way tonight?
( Camera shows Haruna Sakazaki backstage, warming up for her upcoming title match )
Ryder: There’s a whole hell of a lot of questions going into tonight Stew, but tonight we find the answers! Up next, after a short word from our sponsors, the Specialists championship will be on the line as Stephanie Matsuda is set to defend her gold against the woman you see on screen here Haruna Sakazaki, Tarah Nova, and her own stable-mate, Cailin Dillon!
( COMMERCIAL BREAK )
( Camera cuts back to the arena, where thousands more people have entered the audience and taken their seats, and the EAW Specialists title graphic rises up on the screen )
( DING! DING! DING! )
RA: The following bout is a fatal four way match scheduled for one fall, and is for the EAAWWW SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
( “Shoegazer” by Eir Aoi hits as Haruna Sakazaki comes out to the ring with a smile on her face as she receives an overwhelmingly negative response from the fans. )
RA: Introducing first… from Akihabara, Japan… HHHHAAAAAAARUUUNAAAAAAAAAAA SAAAAKAAAAAAAAZAKKIIIIIIIIIII!!!
Stew: A smile on the face of the young Tsundere, perhaps because she knows she’s got everything to gain tonight! Haruna Sakazaki upon winning this match would leave tonight as a two time EAW Specialists Champion!
Ryder: The inaugural Specialists Champion, Haruna won that title back in November at Showdown Redemption in the Specialists Scramble match. Though her reign was short lived, she perhaps has the most to prove tonight in winning this contest against three women who she, by no means, has a good relationship with!
Stew: That’s an understatement.
( “Confident” by Demi Lovato hits as Cailin Dillon struts out to the ring, being embraced by the audience, and looking ready to compete. )
RA: Her opponents… first, from Dallas, Texas… CAAAAAAILIIIIIIN DILLOOOOOOOON!!!
Stew: Cailin Dillon lost her Specialists title in quite a shocking fashion as she was eliminated from the Specialists Rampage, thus ending what was without a shadow of a doubt one of the most incredible reigns perhaps in the modern era!
Ryder: It can’t be stressed enough how great of a champion she was. Cailin took on just about anybody and put on memorable, show stealing clinics on a bi-weekly basis! I personally would love to see her pick the title back up and pick up where she left off!
( “Boss’ Daughter” by Pop Evil hits as Tarah Nova comes out to the ring dressed in her ring gear, with Mr. DEDEDE accompanying her in the background. )
RA: Her opponent.. accompanied by Mr. DEDEDE, from Detroit, Michigan… the self-professed “Leader of the Vixens Division”, TAARRRAAAAAAAHHH NOOOVAAAAAAAA!!!
Stew: Ms. Nova comes into this match with a lot to gain as well. If she were to win this bout she would be the first and only person to hold both the EAW Vixens Championship and the EAW Specialists Championship! A huge feat for the Vixens Killer!
Ryder: Definitely a big deal — big enough for The Gawd to make an appearance and show some support for his lady!
( Cailin and Tarah hug in the ring while Haruna stands in the corner, glaring at them both … soon after, “Headhunt” by Okamoto’s hits and Stephanie Matsuda rushes out to the stage holding up her Specialists title proudly, and makes her way down to the ring soon after. )
RA: And last… from Brooklyn, New York… she is the EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPIOOOOOOONN… STEEPPHANIEEEEEEEEEEE MATSUDAAAAAA!!!
Ryder: And the woman of the hour of course, the Specialists Champion who battles tremendous odds coming into this contest tonight doesn’t she Stew?
Stew: Absolutely. She comes with a 1/4 chance of retaining her title tonight against three of the most skilled Vixens perhaps in EAW history! She battles a disadvantage of experience on the EAW stage, and as we’ve seen earlier she might not be exactly in friendly territory.
Ryder: The EAW kick off feature presentation is brought to you by Tapout! And also in part by Skittles: taste the rainbow, share the rainbow!
( The official raises the Specialists title and hands it to a worker to put away before calling for the bell. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stew: We’re set to get going… Cailin Dillon takes the charge, but Haruna IMMEDIATELY shoots through the ropes and exits the ring, ducking out of any sort of ambush coming her way!
Ryder: Meanwhile Tarah and Steph are jocking for position, with Tarah clamping down a headlock on the defending Specialists Champion while the Champ, Steph Matsuda, tries battling for some control. Tarah’s got her backed into the turnbuckle just for Steph to charge out of the corner andddd Tarah takes her down with a headlock takedown! Cailin meanwhile is waiting for Haruna to climb back into the ring, but every time Haruna steps onto the apron, Cailin comes after her, and Haruna hops down!
Stew: Tarah and Stephanie are on the ground with Tarah holding in a persistent headlock, with Tarah yelling out taunts with a smile on her face while Matsuda’s trying to power herself up… OHHH AND SHE DOES, POWERING UP AND GOING FOR A BACK SUPLEX!!! BUT TARAH BRINGS HER WEIGHT BACK DOWN FOR ANOTHER HEADLOCK TAKEDOWN! Steph is sent over, but Tarah loses grip as Steph rushes back up to her feet and brings Tarah BACK DOWN FOR A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN, AND GOES FOR AN ASSORTMENT OF FOREARMS! TARAH BARELY ABLE TO PROTECT HERSELF.
Ryder: Cailin’s coming after Haruna, and Haruna’s retreating, running around ringside until she ends up over here.. and as Cailin rushes at her, Haruna hits a low dropkick bringing Cailin down, and connects an AXE KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD ON DILLON! Cailin’s dazed, and Haruna drags her up and bashes her face first into the ring apron, and hitting a snapmare right down to the ringside floor before finishing off with a LOUD PUNT TO THE SPINE! Cailin takes some time to recover, and meanwhile in the ring Steph Matsuda’s got Tarah on her feet, but is hitting precise knees to the torso while grabbing a hold of Tarah but the head… Steph hits a THIRD knee strike in a row, and goes for a fourth jumping knee to the ribs — but Tarah catches the leg and goes for an EXPLODER SUPLEX!! BUT HARUNA RUSHES UP BEHIND TARAH, AND HITS THE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! GERMAN-EXPLODER COMBO! TARAH GETS DRILLED BY THE GERMAN SUPLEX FROM BEHIND, WHILE STEPH MATSUDA GETS TOSSED BY TARAH’S EXPLODER SUPLEX!
Stew: What a move! Cailin’s trying to rush back into the ring, but Haruna rushes up and cuts her off with a low dropkick knocking Cailin off the apron and back down to the ringside floor… and Haruna grabs Steph Matsuda from the canvas and comes back over to where Cailin is at ringside… and Haruna tosses Steph through the ropes, and sends her crashing into Cailin Dillon to take the both of them out! Cailin’s had a hard time getting going, while Haruna has somehow managed to take control of this bout so far! Haruna comes over to Tarah who’s used the ropes to get back up to her feet, but Tarah cuts her off with an elbow to the jaw! Now there’s a right hand shot by Tarah to the jaw, but Haruna comes back with a body shot! Tarah responds with a HEADBUTT! Haruna retreats to the perpendicular ropes, and Tarah runs the ropes parallel to Haruna and while Haruna rushes forward, Tarah drops her with a nice running dropkick! Cover!
Stew: Quick kick out. Haruna recovers, running clothesline by Tarah! Tarah grabs Haruna by the wrist and brings her up to her feet, and she hits a RUNNING SPRINGBOARD ARMDRAG OFF THE ROPES — NO! HARUNA USES HER STRENGTH TO YANK TARAH ONTO HER SPINE RIGHT AS SHE HITS THE ROPES! And there’s a handstand into a LEGDROP BY HARUNA! Hook of the leg!
Ref: OOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWWWW-
Ryder: RUNNING LOW EUROPEAN UPPERCUT BY CAILIN DILLON! That breaks the pin, and Cailin grabs Haruna by the hair and hits an aggressive flurry of forearms to the back of the head! Cailin brings Haruna back up and hits a snapmare to the ground, and CAILIN HITS AN ANGRY SET OF KICKS TO THE SPINE, AND FOLLOWS UP WITH HARSH, REPEATED STOMPS TO THE SPINE TO GET BACK AT HARUNA FOR WHAT SHE DID EARLIER! Haruna rolls away to the corner, and uses the corner to drag herself up to her feet… Cailin meanwhile tries helping Tarah up to her feet, and once Tarah is up she jets to the corner and hits a JUMPING KNEE RIGHT INTO THE WINDPIPE OF HARUNA! THAT SENDS HARUNA COLLAPSING DOWN ONTO HER KEISTER!
Stew: And Cailin Dillon looks to follow that up by heading to the corner and hitting a MODIFIED SHINKANSEN ATTACK!!! GOODNESS, A CORNER AIDED DOUBLE KNEE DROP ONTO THE FACE OF HARUNA! And Haruna rolls out of the corner, dazed, while Tarah climbs up that very same turnbuckle… ohhh boy, we might be about to see the Suicide X already! Is she gonna hit it!?
Ryder: NOOOO! STEPH MATSUDA RUSHES UP TO THE APRON AND SHOVES TARAH OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE DOWN TO RINGSIDE! TARAH FELL SO HARD, AND HIT THE RINGSIDE FLOOR SO HARD!
( DDD rushes up to Tarah to check on her, and Cailin holds out her arms looking unhappy about Steph’s decision… Haruna rolls away from the corner. )
Stew: Cailin seems to be asking Stephanie why she would do something like that, but the bottomline, Matt, is there are no real alliances here. At best they’re only temporary, but any sort of friendship is thrown out the window in a fatal four way match. Steph enters the ring and she and Cailin get into a little bit of a squabble… now Cailin turns around to go back after Haruna, but Steph rolls Cailin up from behind!
Ref: OOOOONEEEEEE!!! TWO–
Stew: Kick out of that one, and Cailin turns around and goes for a double leg into a pinning bridge!
Ref: OOOOOONEEEE!! TWO-
Stew: Steph lifts that bridge and attempts to turn Cailin around into a crucifix backslide… but Cailin is struggling, holding herself down, refusing to be taken over by her Formation-mate — AND HARUNA RUSHES AT STEPH MATSUDA FOR THE LAPIS LAZULI!!! BUT STEPH DUCKS DOWN, AND HARUNA’S JUMPING CORKSCREW ROUNDHOUSE KICK NAILS THE BACK OF CAILIN’S HEAD, SENDING HER DOWN AND OUT OF THE RING! AND STEPH MATSUDA DUCKS DOWN BEHIND HARUNA, HOOKS THE ARMS AND IS GOING FOR THE VERTABREAKER!! THE MATSUDA DRIVER IS UNDERWAY, THAT COULD BE THE END OF THE MATCH RIGHT HERE…. BUT HARUNA BACKFLIPS TO HER FEET, REAR WAISTLOCK, AND ROLLS BACK FOR THE WAISTLOCK PIN!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Ryder: MATSUDA KICKS OUT! The two ladies scramble up to their feet, come at each other, but Haruna hits a REVERSE ROUNDHOUSE! Steph evades it, and hits a shoot kick to the ribs, followed by a spin kick to the midsection! Steph brings Haruna up to her shoulders… and hits A SINGLE-KNEE GUTBUSTER, DROPPING HARUNA RIBS FIRST INTO THE KNEE! AND STEPH DUCKS DOWN, AND HITS A DEADLIFT AURORA BOREALIS!!! DEADLIFT NORTHERN LIGHTS DRIVER!!! HOLDS THE PIN!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOONEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Stew: KICK OUT OF TWO BY HARUNA! Impressive fortitude being shown by Haruna Sakazaki, and Steph Matsuda’s looking slightly impressed by Haruna being able to kick out of that… Steph gets back up, and stalks her opponent, waiting for to recover. Haruna’s on all fours, struggling to shake the cobwebs off, and Steph grabs her — CRAZED DAZE!!! CRAZED DAZE SUPERKICK BY AN INCOMING TARAH NOVA! Steph Matsuda is dazed but not down, and Tarah whips her into the ropes, Steph comes down, AN EVEN HARDER, EVEN LOUDER CRAZED DAZE CRACKS HER JAW! AND NOW TARAH TURNS AROUND TO HARUNA, AND RUNS FOR THE RUDE AWAKENING!!! CURB STOMP!!! NO, HARUNA WITH THE DROP TOEHOLD, AND HARUNA’S GOING FOR THE STF! HARUNA’S LOOKING TO LOCK IN THE STF ON TARAH, BUT TARAH DRAGS HERSELF TO THE ROPES AS QUICK AS SHE CAN, AND HARUNA APPLIES THE HOLD JUST AS TARAH GETS HER FINGERS WRAPPED AROUND THE BOTTOM ROPE!
Ryder: Be that as it may Haruna however has no obligation to break the hold, this is a fatal four way bout, disqualifications are a non factor here — BUT FROM THE OUTSIDE, CAILIN HITS A RUNNING FOREARM SMASH THROUGH THE ROPES, KNOCKING HARUNA OFF OF TARAH! Cailin charges in the ring, but Haruna retreats right out of it! Cailin Dillon comes right after her now… and Haruna hides behind Mr. DEDEDE!
Stew: TAKE A LOOK IN THE RING, TARAH NOVA AND STEPH MATSUDA ARE EXCHANGING HEAVY FOREARM SHOTS! THEY ARE REALLY GOING AT IT!
Ryder: Outside the ring DDD stands there perplexed, and Cailin rushes around him, just for Haruna to jump over the barricade and retreat in the audience! Haruna wags her finger, taunting at Cailin who stands there looking a bit peeved… but… but look at this! DDD stands in between Cailin and the barricade, and offers Cailin a lift! Cailin sprints towards Mr. DEDEDE, AND DDD AIDS WITH A POP-UP HILO!!! CAILIN’S SENT OVER, CLEARING THE BARRICADE AND KNOCKING HARUNA INTO A DOG PILE OF FANS AND EMPTY CHAIRS WITH A POP-UP HILO!!! WHAT AN AWESOME MOVE!!! THAT MAY HAVE TAKEN A LOT OF OUT CAILIN, BUT IT SURE AS HELL MOPPED THE FLOOR WITH HARUNA BROSKI!
Stew: BACK TO THE RING — STEPH BACKPEDALS INTO THE ROPES AFTER BEING ROCKED BY A HEAVY HEADBUTT BY TARAH NOVA! YOU COULD FREAKING HEAR THAT, THAT WAS AN INSANE COLLISION OF SKULLS!… AND SHE COMES BACK, TARAH WITH AN ELBOW! STEPH DUCKS, CUTTER TO THE KNEE! FOLLOWS UP WITH A SNAPMARE! MASSIVE FIELD GOAL KICK TO THE FACE OF TARAH NOVA! NOW STEPH MATSUDA DRAGS HER IN FRONT OF THE CORNER AND DRAGS HERSELF UP THE CORNER AS FAST AS SHE CAN.. STEPHANIE MATSUDA’S LOOKING FOR THE FINISHING BLOW HERE, BUT THE CLIMB TO THE TOP IS A LONG AND TEDIOUS ONE FOR THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION! SHE’S REACHED THE TOP! AND SHE’S GOING FOR THE CLOUD 9!!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS ATTEMPT… WHAT??? TARAH RUSHES UP TO HER FEET AND CHARGES UP THE CORNER… AND TARAH CATCHES HER ON HER SHOULDERS AND LAPS OFF FROM THE TOP! COMING DOWN!!! HOW?? OH MY GOODNESS, M!!! C!!! P!!!! MURDER CITY PLUNGE!!! AND TARAH COLLAPSES OVER STEPH MATSUDA WITH THE HOOK OF A LEG!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOONEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “Boss’ Daughter” by Pop Evil hits as Tarah Nova is handed the Specialists Title by the official, and has her arm raised. )
RA: Here is your winner AND THE NEEEEW EEEAAWWW SPECIALISTS CHAMPIOOOOOOOOONNNN… TAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH NOOOOVAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Ryder: HOLY MOLY BROSKI! TARAH NOVA HAS DONE IT!
Stew: What an unbelievable finish to a scintillating and heart pounding match! Tarah Nova comes away with the gold, and earns herself another accomplishment to add to her file as Tarah Nova becomes the first woman to hold the EAW Vixens Championship and the EAW Specialists Championship!
( DDD enters the ring and Tarah runs into his arms celebrating and kissing him. DDD hoists her up onto his shoulder as she holds up the Specialists title proudly. )
( Replays of highlights of the match are shown. )
( After the replays, Cailin enters the ring a little bit somber, but she and Tarah quickly share a hug and kiss as Cailin raises Tarah’s hand, and Tarah wraps the Specialists title around her waist, and she and Cailin along with Mr. DEDEDE begin to take their leave. )
Ryder: The celebration begins for Tarah after a long and difficult road to this victory. All four of these ladies should be proud of their effort tonight though, Stew!
Stew: They all put on a show, and we haven’t even gotten started yet folks! If you thought our Vixens showed out now, you really haven’t seen anything yet!
Ryder: Tonight’s gonna be CRAZY broski! We’ll be back real soon, Triple Threat 2016 begins within the hour!
( Camera fades away, and promo packages, commercials and hype videos play until the show begins. )
(The camera transitions to three separate roads, each with one woman walking down them.)
Voice: Friends become enemies, enemies become targets, and targets wind up dead.
(The camera pans down to The Heart Break Gal slowly walking, looking over to her left where Eris LeCava is sadistically smirking back at her.)
Voice: There’s one last stop, but before we get there — blood will be shed.
(Eris LeCava walking down the middle path, waves over toward The Heart Break Gal, while raising her Vixens Championship in the air.)
Voice: One prize, three set of eyes gazing upon it.
(Aria Jaxon glances slightly over toward both of them, letting out a slight giggle while she watches them silently stare each other down.)
Voice: There’s only one opportunity, and only one of three will take advantage of it.
(Each of them then set their eyes forward, as the three pathways then become one — directing them toward a dark tunnel with a bright light at the end of it.)
Voice: Who will end up victorious? Who will wind up in the promise land?
(They all enter at the same time… as the camera zooms into the tunnel, it races right into the “Pain For Pride: 9” logo — but then the camera is blinded with a bright white light, until the “EAW Presents: Triple Threat” logo slowly buzzes across the screen.)
Voice: The end, or the beginning? Tonight is the night to decide.
(The camera goes black…)
Narrator: AND NOW…. Elite Answers Wrestling is proud to present to you, THE THIRD ANNUAL EAW TRIPLE THREAT!
(‘Desperado’ by Rihanna blasts throughout the TD Garden, as the camera zooms around the thousands of fans on their feet, shouting at the top of their lungs, and pyrotechnics exploding all around the arena. The camera would then pan down to the ShowDown announce table, where Masters and Jake Mercer are sitting.)
Jake Mercer: WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO THE LIVE THIRD ANNUAL EAW TRIPLE THREAT! TONIGHT’S A NIGHT TO REMEMBER, BECAUSE WE ARE NOT CROWNING THE CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS, OH NO…WE’RE CROWNING THE POSSIBLE GREATEST VIXEN TO COMPETE IN AN EAW RING EVER! IT’S ALL ABOUT THE GALS TONIGHT! AND WE’RE THRILLED TO SEE THEM TAKE THE LIMELIGHT! WE’RE HERE IN BOSTON, THE TD GARDEN, SOLD OUT CROWD! AND WE’RE GOING TO KICK THIS SHOW OFF WITH AN INSANE MATCH!
(The camera transitions into the ring where the ring announcer and a referee are standing.)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, this opening triple threat contest is scheduled for one fall… AND IT IS FOR THE HALL OF FAME CHAMPIONSHIP!
“AND HERE… WE… GO…”
(“Blood On My Name” – The Wright Brothers blasts through the speakers as Killswitch makes his way through the curtain wearing that long leather purple trench coat and the white, black, and red paint covers his face.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first one of the challengers, from Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, weighing in tonight at 220 POUNDS… KILLLLLLSSWWWWTTTIIICCCHHH!!!!!!!
Masters: AND WHAT A WAY TO KICK THIS THING OFF! XAVIER WILLIAMS, JAYWALKER AND KILLSWITCH – THE HALL OF FAME CHAMPIONSHIP! WE’RE STARTING THINGS OFF WITH A BANG!
Mercer: Time for Xavier Williams to add ANOTHER feather to the cap by defending that Hall of Fame Championship against not one, but TWO Hall of Famers here tonight!
Masters: I wouldn’t count your chickens before they hatch, Jake; all three men have such different styles that it makes this thing absolutely unpredictable. Any of these three men could walk out as the Hall of Fame Champion and that’s something that excites me, Jake.
(“Drink The Water” – Justin Cross hits as Jaywalker slowly makes his way through the curtain and stands on the stage. Jaywalker soaks in everything that the crowd throws at him before beginning to make his way down to the ring.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing next one of the challengers, from Gaia, weighing in tonight at 260 POUNDS… HE IS “THE CALAMITY”… JAAAAAAAYYYWAALLKKKKEERRRRR!!!!!!!
Masters: I said that any of these three men could walk out as the Hall of Fame Champion tonight, but you have to think that this man HAS to be the favourite! Jaywalker brought this championship into the company and tonight at Triple Threat; he looks to take it back.
Mercer: Obviously the strongest of the three and quite possibly the most explosive. There isn’t a whole that this man hasn’t done in this business; one of the pioneers of this company and one of the best that this company has ever had, but tonight he stands against the Best in the World. Jaywalker, along with Killswitch may have to have the perfect match tonight because if they don’t, it will only take one small mistake for the Hall of Fame Champion to walk out with his championship.
(“Dream On” – Aerosmith hits as Xavier Williams makes his way through the curtain with the Hall of Fame Championship around his waist. He stands on the stage staring down at the two men standing in the ring, taking the Hall of Fame Championship from around his waist and raising it high into the air; he throws the championship over his shoulder and begins to make his way down to the ring.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing next the champion, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing tonight at 216 POUNDS… THE SELF PROFESSED “BEST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD!!!”… HE IS THE HALL OF FAME CHAAAMMPPIOOONNN!!!!!! XAAAAAVVIIIEEEERRR WILLIIIIIAAAAAAAMMMSSSSSSS
Mercer: HERE HE IS, MASTERS! THE BEST IN THE WORLD! THE HALL OF FAME CHAMPION! THE MAN THAT’S GOING TO WALK INTO TRIPLE THREAT AND SUCCESSFULLY RETAIN HIS HALL OF FAME CHAMPIONSHIP! THE MAN THAT’S GOING TO WALK INTO PAIN FOR PRIDE AND PLACE THE FINAL NAIL IN THE CAREER OF MR. DEDEDE!
Masters: The man that may very well LOSE the championship here tonight. I’m going to be the person that actually looks at this match through unbiased eyes and say that what you just said about Killswitch and Jaywalker needing the wrestle the perfect match tonight also applies to the champion. Xavier Williams is the young lion tonight walking into the den against two extremely experienced veterans. Xavier needs to keep a steady head on his shoulders tonight.
(All three men stand in their respective corners as Xavier Williams takes one last look at the Hall of Fame Championship, giving it a kiss before the referee takes it away. The referee shows the championship to both Killswitch and Jaywalker before making his way to the middle of the ring and lifting the championship high into the air. The referee hands the championship to the ring announcer before calling for the bell.)
(Ding, Ding, Ding!)
Masters: The bell rings and this championship contest is now underway; the champion, Xavier Williams – the challengers Killswitch and Jaywalker, which man is going to make the first move? AND KILLSWITCH SHOOTS ACROSS THE RING, STRAIGHT TOWARDS JAYWALKER! KILLSWITCH DRIVING THE SHOULDER UNDER THE RIBS OF JAYWALKER AND DRIVES HIM BACK INTO THE CORNER AND BEGINS TO FIRE AWAY WITH THOSE LEFTS AND RIGHTS TO THE RIBS! JAY TURNS IT AROUND, SWINGING WITH A WILD RIGHT, BUT KILLSWITCH DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND HITS JAYWALKER IN THE CHEST WITH A STIFF, STIFF CHOP! The Hall of Fame Champion just standing back and watching, he seems content with the two of them taking each other out! Killswitch grabbing the arm of Jaywalker and sends him across the ring to the opposite corner! Killswitch looking to follow it up – BUT JAYWALKER BURSTS OUT OF THE CORNER AND CUTS HIM OFF WITH A VICIOUS LARIAT! KILLSWITCH WAS ABSOLUTELY TURNED INSIDE OUT! A stunned Killswitch trying to stumble back to his feet, but Jaywalker grabs him AND SENDS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE CORNER POST! THE PURE VELOCITY SENDING KILLSWITCH THROUGH THE ROPES AND CRASHING DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE! Xavier Williams watching on as Jaywalker turns his attention towards the champion. Xavier isn’t backing down in the slightest, which seems to bring a smile to the face of Jaywalker. The two go to lock up, but Xavier ducks underneath and meets Jaywalker with a hard shoot kick to the chest as he turns around! Xavier with another and immediately follows it up with a spinning back kick to the mid-section!
Mercer: Xavier Williams with a Scissors Stomp to the back of the head! Jaywalker’s stunned AND XAVIER WILLIAMS HITS HIM FLUSH ON THE JAW WITH A DISCUS FOREARM! Jaywalker’s still on his feet as Xavier Williams hits the ropes AND REBOUNDS STRAIGHT BACK INTO A BACK BODY DROP! XAVIER LANDS ON HIS FEET! SUPERKICK! JAYWALKER CAUGHT THE FOOT AND SPINS THE CHAMPION AROUND! TRANSCENSION LARIAT! NO, XAVIER DUCKS UNDERNEATH! Jaywalker turns around AND XAVIER HITS HIM WITH A JUMPING KNEE! Jaywalker stumbles back into the corner and Xavier Williams crushes him into those turnbuckles with a high knee! Xavier slips over the top rope onto the apron as Jaywalker stumbles out of the corner! Xavier Williams springboards off the top rope… AND TAKES JAYWALKER DOWN WITH A CROSSBODY! JAYWALKER CAUGHT HIM! JAYWALKER POWERS XAVIER WILLIAMS UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS – AND LAUNCHES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A POWERBOMB! NO, XAVIER GRABS ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND USES THE MOMENTUM TO SEND JAYWALKER OVER THE TOP AND TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A HURRICANRANA! Jaywalker lands on his feet as Xavier Williams slips back into the ring and hits the ropes BEFORE BURSTING BACK THROUGH THE ROPES, TAKING OUT JAYWALKER WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!
Masters: WHAT A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! JAYWALKER CUTTING OFF XAVIER WILLIAMS RIGHTS IN HIS TRACKS WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Xavier Williams just hangs from that middle rope as Jaywalker makes his way up onto the apron; Xavier Williams trying to push himself out of the ropes, BUT BEFORE HE CAN JAYWALKER DRIVES THE POINT OF THE KNEE INTO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF THE HALL OF FAME CHAMPION! Xavier Williams plummets from the ropes to the outside and in an instant, Jaywalker has taken COMPLETE control! You can see Killswitch trying to get the blood flowing in that shoulder, you could hear flesh meet steel as Jaywalker drove him into that corner post; perhaps it would be smart for the man to allow Jaywalker to continue to control the champion, possibly take the man out and bring it down to the two of them. Jaywalker dragging Xavier Williams back to his feet and sends him into the barricade; Xavier Williams’ spine jars in pain as he stumbles forward AND JAYWALKER GRABS HIM AND SENDS HIM CRASHING SHOULDER AND HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS! Xavier Williams just bounces away like a ragdoll as Jaywalker continues to stalk. Jaywalker lifting the top half of those steel steps and tosses it away. Jaywalker dragging the bottom half out before turning his attention back to the Hall of Fame Champion. Jaywalker lifting Xavier Williams back up and pulls him in! Jaywalker looking to suplex the Hall of Fame Champion onto those steel steps, but Xavier’s able to float over and land on his feet – AND HITS JAYWALKER IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!
Mercer: JAYWALKER’S ROCKED AS XAVIER STUMBLES BACK OFF THOSE STEPS; XAVIER WILLIAMS SHAKING OUT OF THE COBWEBS BEFORE USING THOSE STEPS TO LAUNCH HIMSELF AT JAYWALKER! JAYWALKER CAUGHT HIM AGAIN— AND DRIVES HIM SPINE FIRST INTO THOSE STEPS WITH A STANDING SPINEBUSTER! ALL THE AIR BEING DRIVEN OUT OF THE LUNGS OF THE HALL OF FAME CHAMPION! Jaywalker just extending his arms, proud of everything he’s done here tonight – BUT LOOK ON THE APRON! KILLSWITCH! KILLSWITCH TAKING JAYWALKER OUT WITH A ROLLING SENTON! Killswitch bursting back to his feet as Jaywalker stumbles back to his; Killswitch locking the waist of Jaywalker and sends him overhead with a German Suplex! Killswitch doesn’t release the grip around the waist of Jaywalker, dragging him back up AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX! THE BACK OF JAYWALKER’S HEAD CRASHING INTO THAT THIN PADDING THAT COVERS THAT CONCRETE FLOORING! Killswitch dragging Jaywalker back up, that grip still remains unbroken! Killswitch looking to take Jaywalker over for a third, but Jaywalker’s fighting it! Jaywalker with an elbow to the side of the head of Killswitch! Another! Another! Killswitch looks stunned, but the grip seems to remain strong! Jaywalker looking for another elbow, but Killswitch ducks underneath AND TAKES JAYWALKER OVERHEAD WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!
Masters: Jaywalker’s down for the first time in this match and now Killswitch has to get the man back into the ring. Killswitch slowly dragging Jaywalker back up and rolls him back into the ring; Killswitch making his way onto the apron and begins to make that climb up top as Jaywalker pushes himself back onto his hands and knees! Killswitch makes it to the top and steadies himself! JAYWALKER’S UP AS KILLSWITCH LEAPS! MISSILE DROPKICK! JAYWALKER DOESN’T GO DOWN, BUT CRASHES BACK INTO THE CORNER! JAYWALKER HOLDING ONTO THE TOP ROPE, DOING WHAT HE CAN TO REMAIN STANDING – BUT KILLSWITCH DRIVES THE FOREARM INTO THE JAW OF THE CORNERED JAYWALKER! Killswitch doesn’t look finished, grabbing the head of Jaywalker AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG! Killswitch decides against going for the pin, instead looking to make his way up to the top once more! Jaywalker slowly rolling onto his back as Killswitch makes it to the top rope! Killswitch taking a look at Xavier Williams who is beginning to stir on the outside AND LAUNCHES HIMSELF OFF THE TOP ROPE! DIVING HEADBUTT! KILLSWITCH WITH A DIVING HEADBUTT TO THE CALAMITY! KILLSWITCH HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE FIRST AND WHAT COULD BE THE LAST ATTEMPT OF THE MATCH!
ONEEEE!!!!!!! TWOOOO!!!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!
Mercer: No, Jaywalker gets the shoulder up just after two! BUT KILLSWITCH GRABS THE ARM OF JAYWALKER AND ROLLS HIM ONTO HIS STOMACH! KILLSWTICH LOOKING FOR THAT CROSSFACE, BUT JAYWALKER’S DOING WHATEVER HE CAN TO BREAK FREE… AND DOES, ROLLING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE! Killswitch looking to maintain that control – BUT LOOK FROM BEHIND! XAVIER WILLIAMS LOCKS THE WAIST OF KILLSWTICH AND DRIVES HIM CHEST FIRST INTO THOSE TURNBUCKLES! CHAOS THEORY GERMAN SUPLEX! XAVIER WILLIAMS HOLDING THE BRIDGE!
ONEEEE!!!!!!! TWOOOO!!!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!!
Mercer: No, this time Killswitch manages to get the shoulder up after two! Xavier Williams immediately clutching back at his spine after being driven into those steel steps; both men pushing themselves back to their feet, but the Hall of Fame Championship seems to be a step ahead! Both Xavier Williams and Killswitch make their way back to their feet and the Hall of Fame Champion meets the challenger with a STIFF chop to the chest! Killswitch fires back with a chop of his own! Xavier fires back, this time with a forearm! Chop from Killswitch! Forearm! Chop! Forearm! Chop! Forearm! Chop! Killswitch looks for another chop, but Xavier Williams cuts him off with a spinning back kick to the stomach! Scissor’s Stomp! DISCUS FOREARM – AND ALMOST TAKES KILLSWITCH HEAD OFF WITH A ROUNDHOUSE! NO, KILLSWITCH DUCKS AND LOCKS THE WAIST! RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! XAVIER LANDS ON HIS FEET! KILLSWITCH SCRAMBLES BACK TO HIS FEET – BUT THE MOMENT HE DOES, XAVIER WILLIAMS LAUNCHES HIM BACK INTO THE CORNER WITH THAT SHOGUN DROPKICK! YOU COULD HEAR THE FORCE OF KILLSWITCH’S SPINE HITTING THOSE TURNBUCKLES! KILLSWITCH HANGS ONTO THE TOP ROPE, BUT HE’S IN A POSITION HE DOESN’T WANT TO BE IN! YAKAUZA KICK! KILLSWITCH STUMBLES OUT OF THE CORNER AS THE HALL OF FAME CHAMPION HOOKS HIM AND SENDS HIM OVERHEAD WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! XAVIER ISN’T FINISHED, FLOATING BACK OVER AND… DEADLIFTS KILLSWITCH HIGH UP INTO THE AIR! SHEERDROP BRAINBUSTER! KILLSWITCH ALMOST SPIKED ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! XAVIER WILLIAMS KIPS BACK UP ONTO HIS FEET—
Masters: BICYCLE KICK! JAYWALKER ALMOST TAKES THE HEAD OFF OF THE HALL OF FAME CHAMPION WITH A BICYCLE KICK! JAYWALKER FALLS DOWN INTO THE COVER!
ONEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOO!!!!!! THREEEE—KICKOUT!!
Masters: XAVIER WILLIAMS KICKS OUT! Xavier Williams slowly rolling under the bottom rope and onto the apron as Jaywalker argues with the referee, arguing that it should have been three! Killswitch somehow beginning to stir as Jaywalker shakes his head. Jaywalker dragging Killswitch back to his feet – AND KILLSWITCH TRIES TO TAKE HIM DOWN INTO THAT CROSSFACE, BUT JAYWALKER BLOCKS IT; USING THAT PURE STRENGTH TO STOP KILLSWITCH! JAYWALKER TWISTS…. AND DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO THE FACE OF KILLSWITCH! HE MAY HAVE JUST BROKEN HIS NOSE! BLOOD POURING FROM THE NOSE OF KILLSWITCH AS JAYWALKER PULLS HIM IN! JAYWALKER’S LOOKING TO END IT; LOOKING TO GET THAT HALL OF FAME CHAMPIONSHIP BACK! JAYWALKER LIFTS KILLSWITCH UP INTO THAT CRUCIFIX! OH MY GOD! 2ND SACRIFICE! IT CONNECTS! JAYWALKER HOOKS THE LEG! WE’RE ABOUT TO CROWN A NEW CHAMPION!
Mercer: SPRINGBOARD 450 SPLASH! XAVIER WILLIAMS JUST BROKE UP THE PIN WITH A SPRINGBOARD 450 SPLASH! JAYWALKER’S SPINE JARS IN PAIN AS XAVIER WILLIAMS CLUTCHES AT HIS RIBS! JAYWALKER PUSHING HIMSELF BACK TO A KNEE!! KING’S FALL!!!!!!! GROUNDED SUPERKICK CONNECTING FLUSH ON THE JAW OF JAYWALKER! JAYWALKER SENT ROLLING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AS KILLSWITCH REMAINS MOTIONLESS! A HUGE SMILE CROSSING THE FACE OF XAVIER WILLIAMS AS HE MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO THE CORNER… OH MY!! OH MY GOD!! THIS IS BRILLANT!! XAVIER WILLIAMS SCREAMING FOR KILLSWITCH TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET!! KILLSWITCH SLOWLY, SLOWLY PUSHING HIMSELF BACK UP AS XAVIER WILLIAMS STALKS LIKE A MAN POSSESSED!! KILLSWITCH IS UP!! SPPPEEEAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS PULLING A PAGE OUT OF HIS PAIN FOR PRIDE OPPONENT’S PLAYBOOK!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!!
ONEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(Ding, Ding, Ding!)
(“Dream On” – Aerosmith plays as Xavier Williams rolls out of the ring and is handed the Hall of Fame Championship.)
Ring Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH… AND SSTIIILLLLLLLLL THE HALL OF FAME CHAMPION!!!!!!! XAAAAVVVIIIEEEERRR WIIILLLLLLIIIIAAAMMMSSSSS!!!!!
Mercer: HE DID IT! THE BEST IN THE WORLD DID IT! XAVIER WILLIAMS IS STILL THE HALL OF FAME CHAMPIONSHIP! WHAT DID I SAY, MASTERS?! WHAT DID I SAY?!
Masters: He did it.
Mercer: ARE YOU GOING TO DOUBT HIM NOW?! ANOTHER CHALLENGE ENTERS AND ANOTHER CHALLENGE FALLS! XAVIER WILLIAMS PROVING, PROOOOOVVVINNGGG WHY HE IS THE BEST WRESTLER ON THE PLANET!
(Xavier Williams backs up the ramp with the Hall of Fame Championship in hand as Jaywalker watches from ringside and Killswitch recovers in the ring.)
Masters: Jaywalker is absolutely livid! I don’t think I’ve seen Killswitch move after that spear from the champion – WAIT A MINUTE! JAYWALKER GRABBING THE LEG OF KILLSWITCH AND DRAGS HIM OUT OF THE RING! OH MY GOD! JAYWALKER DRIVING THE BACK OF KILLSWITCHES HEAD INTO THE BARRICADE! JAYWALKER HAS LOST IT!
(The referee trying to push Jaywalker away, but he grabs him and throws him over the barricade and to the concrete floor.)
Masters: KILLSWITCH IS DEFENSELESS! JAYWALKER… What’s he doing, Jake? NO, JAYWALKER’S LIFTING UP THAT THIN PADDING THAT COVERS THAT CONCRETE FLOOR! OH MY GOD! JAYWALKER GRABBING KILLSWITCH AND PULLS HIM IN! NO, NO, NO, NO— OH MY GOD!! 2ND SACRIFICE!!! CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB TO THE CONCRETE!!!!!! WE NEED SOME HELP FOR KILLSWITCH OUT HERE!!
(Referee’s and Backstage Personnel rush down to ringside as Jaywalker begins to make his leave; blood continues to pour from the nose of Killswitch as a small puddle of blood begins to form around the back of the head.)
Masters: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE’RE SORRY OF THE ACTIONS AT THE HANDS OF THAT MAN, KILLSWITCH HAS TO BE SERIOUSLY HURT!!
(Jaywalker makes his way up to the ramp, not taking a second look at the destruction that he’s just caused as medical personnel attend to the unconscious Killswitch. Jaywalker stands on the ramp as the camera cuts backstage.)
(The camera transitions backstage, where we’re joined by Pierre McGuire standing in the interview section.)
Pierre McGuire: Hello everyone! Pierre here, back at you with another MONSTROUS interview coming at your way! I’m joined by a MONSTER himself, and no he’s not a rooster— HE’S SCOTT DIAMOND!
(Scott Diamond walks up on the set, glaring down at Pierre as he does.)
Pierre McGuire: Welcome, Scott! My lord you look like you’re ready to rip someone’s head off!
Scott Diamond: And? Is this what I’m here for? If it wasn’t for the money I’m being paid to be on screen— I wouldn’t of agreed to this. It’s a waste of my time, but get on with your annoying questions.
Pierre McGuire: Well, I don’t mean to annoy you! OR waste your time, but I’m really curious… how does it feel to be on a team where it very much seems like it’ll be dysfunctional from the start? I mean you’re on a team with a woman who literally broke you in two, AND stole your Hall of Fame ring!
(Albert Hitchman suddenly walks onto the screen, ripping Pierre’s microphone from his hand.)
Albert Hitchman: Really, Peter? Really? What do you expect from a team gathered by two misfits? We’re here to get their job done, win the match for them. Other than that, they’re no use to Scott Diamond. And Cameron? She best stay out of my client’s way. If she knows what’s best for her, she’ll bring along his Hall of Fame ring out of the respect for his return. I don’t think she would enjoy having Scott Diamond hunting her down every moment she steps into an arena—
(Cameron Ella Ava steps onto the scene, with her own microphone… while Pierre McGuire awkwardly gets wedged between everyone’s disputes.)
Cameron Ella Ava: I’m right here, Hitchman, Scott. Do you have an issue? Let’s settle it, here and now. I’m not here to play your games. I’m here to win. I’m NEVER going to return your undeserved ring, Scott, and I’m never going to muster up an ounce of respect for either of you. You can hunt me down, but I’ll never fear you. I suggest you stay out of MY WAY. I can co-exist with this team, and it’s apparent neither of you can.
Albert Hitchman: You back right up, Cameron. You GIVE Scott the respect he deserves! You GIVE him back HIS Hall of Fame ring!
Cameron Ella Ava: And what if I don’t?
(Scott Diamond brushes past Albert Hitchman… and gets face-to-face with Cameron Ella Ava.)
Scott Diamond: One wrong move, and I’ll take your ass out of this match, quicker than you and Dark Demon last in a bedroom.
(Scott Diamond bumps into her shoulder, walking off — while Albert Hitchman cackles, and walks off behind him.)
Cameron Ella Ava: Yeah, that’s what I thought… always running away, Scotty. It’s what you do best.
(Cameron Ella Ava walks off in the opposite direction, leaving Pierre McGuire there alone, with blushed cheeks, as he’s left without a microphone, he too walks off… at first following in Scott Diamond’s direction, but second thinks it — wiggles his eyes, and follows in pursuit after Cameron Ella Ava.)
(A recap video plays, highlighting the history between Drake & Jones and Cerberus)
(The camera cuts back to the ring with the Ring Announcer in the middle of the ring as “It’s Our Time” by Rapheal Lake plays all throughout the arena as Phoenix Winterborn proudly makes his way out to the stage and towards the ring)
Announcer: The following contest is a Team Warfare Match!…. First, introducing team number one…. First, making his way towards the ring, from Chicago, Illinois!…. Weighing in at 229 Pounds!…. HE IS “THE AMERICAN TRADITION”…. PHOENIX WIIIIINNNNTTTTEEERRRBBBBOOORRRNNN!!!….
(“Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana plays all throughout the arena as Diamond Cage makes his way out to the stage)
Announcer: Next, making his way towards the ring…. From Las Vegas, Nevada!…. Weighing in at 226 Pounds!…. DIAMOND CAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEE!!!….
(“The Darkness of My Mind” by Trivium plays all throughout the arena as Jamie O’Hara makes his way out to the stage)
Announcer: Next, making his way towards the ring…. From Sydney, Australia!…. Weighing in at 215 Pounds!…. JAMIE O’HAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!….
(“Dragonrider” by Motoi Sakuraba plays all throughout the arena as Brian Daniels and Cyclone make their way out to the stage with the EAW Tag Team Championships around their waists)
Announcer: Lastly, making their way towards the ring!…. They are the Captains of Team Cerberus!…. THE REIGNING EAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…. THE TEAM OF BRIAN DANIELS…. CYCLONE…. THEY ARE CEEEERRRRRRBBBBEEERRRRUUUUUSSSSSSSS!!!….
(“Sellouts” by Breathe Carolina plays all throughout the arena as Cameron Ella Ava makes her way out to the stage)
Announcer: And introducing team number two!…. First, making her way towards the ring…. From Los Angeles, California!…. Weighing in at 125 Pounds!…. SHE IS “THE GODDESS”…. CAMERON! ELLA!! AAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAA!!!….
(“Put You On Game” by Lupe Fiasco plays all throughout the arena as Scott Diamond makes his way out to the stage)
Announcer: Next, making his way towards the ring!…. From Long Island, New York!…. Weighing in at 275 Pounds!…. HE IS “THE COLD BLOODED KILLER”…. SCOTT DIIIIIIIAAAAAAMMMMMMOOOOONNNNDDDD!!!…..
(“Most Kingz [no intro]” by Jay-Z plays all throughout the arena as Y2Impact makes his way out to the stage)
Announcer: Next, making his way towards the ring!…. From Seattle, Washington!…. Weighing in at 226 Pounds!…. HE IS THE 2016 GRAND RAMPAGE WINNER…. “THE MACHINE”, Y! TWO!! IMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPAAAAAACCCCTTTTT!!!….
(“Bite The Bullet” by contRoVersy plays all throughout the arena as Drake Jaeger and Tiberius Jones make their way out to the stage in matching black and white attire)
Announcer: And lastly, making their way towards the ring!…. They are the Captains of Team Drake & Jones!…. Weighing in at a combined weight of 408 Pounds!…. THEY ARE THE TEAM OF DRAKE JAEGER…. TIBERIUS JONES…. THEY ARE DRAKE! AND!! JOOOOOOONNNNEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!…..
(Both teams stand across the ring from each other as they discuss who will begin from them until it Drake Jaeger and Jamie O’Hara remain in the ring while the other competitors get to their respective corners as the Referee finally calls for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: This contest is officially underway here tonight for our second bout of the night at Triple Threat as Team Cerberus takes on Team Drake & Jones, and it looks as though Drake Jaeger’s gonna be starting this one out with Jamie O’Hara… Both men circling the ring… And there’s a collar and elbow tie up! Jaeger quickly switching it to a side headlock on Jamie! Jamie promptly sends Drake off, into the ropes! Drake comes back as Jamie looks for a big dropkick, but Drake’s got it telegraphed as he hangs onto the ropes! Jamie dropped right to the canvas, unable to connect as Drake stalks him! YAMCHA’D!!! NO–DRAKE FAKES THE SUPERKICK! AS JAMIE ATTEMPTED TO BLOCK! YAMCHA’D!!! A REAL SUPERKICK CONNECTS STRAIGHT TO THE JAW OF JAMIE AS HE DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH DRAKE RIGHT ON HIM FOR A COVER!! WE MAY HAVE OUR FIRST ELIMINATION!
Referee: ONE!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!
WWEFan: Jamie manages to kick out! Drake wastes absolutely no time keeping up on the attack with multiple hard forearms to a downed Jamie O’Hara… He locks in a full-nelson on the former EAW Champion and drags him back up to his feet, navigating Jamie to Team Drake & Jones’ corner… Tiberius Jones reaches in for the tag! Jones jumps right into the ring as Drake turns around with Jamie still in that full-nelson!
Tiberius (no mic): KA… ME…. HA…. ME…. HA!!!
Stew: THAT DOUBLE PALM THRUST VICIOUSLY CONNECTS INTO THE STERNUM OF JAMIE O’HARA AS DRAKE IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWS IT WITH A BRUTAL ROCK THE DRAGON SUPLEX!! TIBERIUS WASTES NO TIME GOING FOR THE COVER!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!……
Stew: And it’s broken up by Diamond Cage with a boot to the back of Jones! That’s a good way to start a brawl as both teams immediately get ready to jump into the ring, but it looks like the Referee’s doing all he can to maintain order here as he yells at Cage to get back to his corner! Cage has no choice but to comply or face potential elimination as he makes his way back to Cerberus’ corner while Tiberius looks to follow up… Tiberius dragging Jamie up to his feet… And a big spinning mule kick connects to the gut of Jamie! Tiberius charges into the ropes as Jamie struggles to get back up! TIBERIUS SPRINGBOARDS OFF THAT MIDDLE ROPE! AND A MASSIVE DDT CONNECTS AS JAMIE IS DRIVEN STRAIGHT INTO THE CANVAS AT GREAT FORCE!! TIBERIUS WITH ANOTHER COVER AS JAMIE’S ON THE VERGE OF ELIMINATION!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!
WWEFan: And Jamie just BARELY kicking out in time there! Just barely able to get a shoulder up! He’s at the complete mercy of Team Drake & Jones here! Tiberius starts dragging him back up again… This time sending him straight into their team’s corner with a big irish whip! Jones comes rushing in to connect with a Sting Splash!! There’s a tag to Drake! Drake quickly back into the ring and starts dishing out a flurry of offense into O’Hara! Multiple hard forearms and knees! Drake almost immediately tags in Jones again! Tiberius gets right back into the ring and starts laying into a now downed and cornered Jamie O’Hara with several hard stomps! The former EAW Champion has absolutely nowhere to go here! He needs to get a tag to his teammates! He NEEDS to! There’s another tag right back to Drake Jaeger! He enters the ring as Jones remains! Drake & Jones start laying into Jamie O’Hara with synchronized backhand chops, elbow smashes, and headbutts! Jamie has absolutely nowhere to go! No saving grace to be seen! Somebody’s gotta do something! Double-team snapmare! Football kicks to the spine of Jamie! Draberius is on a roll! Jones drags Jamie back up with a wrist-lock from behind… HE TRANSITIONS IT AS DRAKE COMES CHARGING OFF THE ROPES!
Stew: BLOODRAYNE!!! A MASSIVE, DECAPITATING LARIAT FROM DRAKE JAEGER AS JONES SENT JAMIE RIGHT INTO IT!! JAMIE COMPLETELY FLIPPING FROM THE SHEER IMPACT OF THAT MANEUVER AS DRAKE…. No! He’s not even going for a cover! THEY’RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING ELSE HERE AS DRAKE LOCKS IN A CRUCIFIX NECK-CRANK IN ON JAMIE!!! JONES GRABS JAMIE’S LEGS! FIGURE-FOUR LEG LOCK!! THE EVANGELION LOCK IS LOCKED IN ON JAMIE O’HARA IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! THE FORMER EAW CHAMPION HAS NOWHERE TO GO, BUT THE REFEREE STARTS COUNTING AGAINST TIBERIUS JONES TO GET BACK TO HIS CORNER, NOT ALLOWING THE DOUBLE-TEAM SUBMISSION!!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
WWEFan: BRIAN DANIELS RUSHES IN WITH A BIG STOMP TO TIBERIUS! AND JUST LIKE THAT, IT’S BREAKING DOWN AS SCOTT DIAMOND GETS INTO THE RING AND STARTS GOING AT IT WITH DANIELS! CYCLONE, WINTERBORN, AND CAGE GET IN ON THIS WHILE IMPACT JOINS IN! THIS HAS ALREADY ERUPTED INTO PURE CHAOS HERE TONIGHT! ALL COMPETITORS HAVE TAKEN IT TO THE OUTSIDE WHILE DRAKE JAEGER KEEPS THAT CRUCIFIX NECK-CRANK IN TIGHT ON JAMIE!! HE REFUSES TO LET GO! HE WANTS THAT ELIMINATION! JAMIE’S FIGHTING IT WITH ALL HE’S GOT! HE DOESN’T WANT IT TO END LIKE THIS! HE’S FIGHTING TO GET OUT OF THIS AS HE STARTS PUSHING HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET WITH DRAKE STILL LATCHED ONTO HIM! BOTH TEAMS CONTINUE TO LAY INTO ONE ANOTHER AS JAMIE FIGHTS TO GET UP… HOLD ON!
Stew: Cameron Ella Ava has entered the ring! She’s got Jamie in her sights! He’s up as he locks eyes with her! SHE DOESN’T HESITATE–ROLLING ELBOW!!!! A VICIOUS ROLLING ELBOW FROM CAMERON ELLA AVA TO THE FACE OF JAMIE O’HARA AS DRAKE IMMEDIATELY NAILS A CRUCIFIX DRIVER AND A CRUCIFIX PIN TO FOLLOW IT UP!! THE REFEREE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO COUNT IT!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!…….. THREE!!!!!!!!!
WWEFan: We have our first elimination!
Announcer: Jamie O’Hara has been ELIMINATED!!…..
Stew: This match has become five on four in favor of Team Cerberus as Drake Jaeger proudly celebrates in the ring! PHOENIX WINTERBORN SLIDES IN AS CAMERON IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR HIM! Nobody’s home as she looks for a lariat! She turns around! A BIG SPINNING BACKFIST STRAIGHT TO THE FACE OF CAMERON AS SHE’S SENT DROPPING THROUGH THE ROPES! DRAKE RUSHES IN FROM BEHIND! ROCK THE DRAGON SUPLEX! PHOENIX BLOCKS IT AND COUNTERS INTO A VICTORY ROLL!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!
WWEFan: Kick out from Drake Jaeger! Barely saving his hide there! The chaos on the outside seems to have finally settled as both teams are getting back to their corners while Drake and Phoenix race back to their feet! YAMCHA’D!!! THE SUPERKICK IS CAUGHT BY PHOENIX! HE PULLS DRAKE IN! HE SHIFTS HIM AND PICKS HIM UP TO CONNECT FOR A BIG MICHINOKU DRIVER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! ANOTHER COVER FROM PHOENIX!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!
Stew: It’s broken up by Jones with a kick to the back! The Referee scolds Jones and threatens him with elimination as a damaged, but determined Phoenix Winterborn looks to keep going! He’s got Drake in a side headlock as he drags him back to his feet… He brings him over to his team’s corner and gets tagged by Brian Daniels! Phoenix now weaves under and wrenches the arm of Drake as Daniels enters… And Daniels just DRIVES an elbow into the exposed arm of Drake! Drake quickly favors that right arm as Daniels just bluntly kicks it with all his might! A kick to Drake’s left side now! Another kick to the left as Drake drops down to his knees! There’s a kick to the sternum! Another to the sternum! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! BRIAN DANIELS IS UNLOADING WITH AN ONSLAUGHT OF KICKS INTO DRAKE JAEGER! HE BACKS UP AND LETS OUT A BATTLE CRY FOR THESE RABID FANS! AND ONE LAST BIG KICK TO THE SKULL!!! DRAKE DUCKS IT AND SCURRIES TOWARDS HIS TEAM’S CORNER! Daniels isn’t even stopping him! A bad move on his part! Drake makes the tag to Scott Diamond!
WWEFan: Scott Diamond slowly enters the ring with a powerful aura of confidence surrounding him as he and Brian Daniels lock eyes… And look at this, Scott Diamond is actually egging Daniels on to give him his best shot! Daniels doesn’t seem at all amused by Scott’s antics as Scott keeps egging him on, yelling at Daniels to hit him… He–SCOTT DIAMOND BURSTS FORWARD WITH A POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK!!! NOBODY’S HOME AS DANIELS HAS IT SCOUTED, DUCKING IT AND CHARGING INTO THE ROPES! HE COMES BACK AS DIAMOND LOOKS FOR ANOTHER BICYCLE KICK, BUT DANIELS AGAIN SEES IT COMING! THERE’S A WAIST LOCK FROM BEHIND ON SCOTT! SCOTT THROWS AN ELBOW BACK INTO THE SIDE OF DANIELS’ SKULL! ANOTHER ELBOW! DANIELS PUSHES THROUGH IT ALL TO LIFT SCOTT UP AND CONNECT WITH A BIG GERMAN SUPLEX!!
Stew: SCOTT DIAMOND IS ALMOST IMMEDIATELY BACK UP AS HE DRAGS DANIELS UP AND CONNECTS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX OF HIS OWN AS A RECEIPT!! NO–LOOK AT THIS! DANIELS IS BACK UP!! HE SHOOTS RIGHT BACK UP AFTER SCOTT’S SUPLEX AND LOCKS THE WAIST!! DEADLIFTING SCOTT UP!! SCOTT THROWS AN ELBOW BACK INTO THE SIDE OF DANIELS’ SKULL AGAIN! DANIELS BREAKS THE WAIST LOCK AS SCOTT TURNS AROUND TO MEET A BIG FOREARM TO THE FACE! SCOTT WITH A FOREARM OF HIS OWN! BOTH MEN TRADING FOREARMS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! IT LOOKS AS THOUGH SCOTT’S WINNING THE EXCHANGE!! DANIELS IS SENT REELING INTO THE ROPES WITH THAT LAST FOREARM! SCOTT CHARGES WITH A LARIAT TO SEND DANIELS STRAIGHT TO THE OUTSIDE!
WWEFan: NO–HE’S CAUGHT!! DANIELS CATCHES THE INCOMING ARM OF SCOTT AND DRAPES HIMSELF OVER THE ROPES WITH A BRUTAL ARMBAR ON SCOTT DIAMOND!!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
WWEFan: Daniels has no choice but to break it up as he drops down to the apron while Scott favors that right arm… Daniels with Scott in his sights… HE LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE! SPRINGBOARD MISSILE DROPKICK CONNECTS INTO SCOTT DIAMOND!!! DANIELS WITH A KIP UP NOW!! HE’S FIRED UP! Daniels makes his way over to his team’s corner and tags in Cyclone! Cyclone enters the ring as both he and Daniels lock Scott Diamond in their sights!! HE’S UP!! VICTORY OR DEATH!!!! SCOTT KNOWS THE VALAR MORGHULIS AND DARK FLOW WERE COMING AS HE WOOZILY ESCAPES TO HIS TEAM’S CORNER AND TAGS IN Y2IMPACT!! Cerberus were so close to their first elimination there! Impact enters the ring, telling the Referee to get Daniels out of there… Daniels has no choice but to comply as Impact now locks up with Cyclone! Cyclone almost immediately overpowers the 2016 Grand Rampage Winner as he sends him down to the canvas, rolling back up to his feet! Impact looks none too happy about that! A SMACK ACROSS THE FACE OF CYCLONE FROM IMPACT! Impact’s yelling something about disrespect! CYCLONE REPLIES WITH A BIG LARIAT OUT OF NOWHERE!! IMPACT STRUGGLES TO GET BACK UP!
Stew: Cyclone looking to follow it up as he charges as soon as Impact gets up! SLING BLADE! Impact has it scouted as he dodges while Cyclone goes into the ropes! COMING RIGHT BACK WITH MOMENTUM! STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI FROM IMPACT! Cyclone firmly remains on his feet! He’s dazed, but he refuses to fall! Impact is back up! ANOTHER STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI CONNECTS! And look at this! Cyclone is still up! He absolutely refuses to fall, but he’s having trouble keeping it up! He’s gonna topple if this keeps up! Impact is back up, livid at Cyclone’s tenacity! THE EVISCERATION!!!! CYCLONE’S NOT LETTING IT HAPPEN! HE’S GOT IMPACT SUSPENDED IN THE AIR! HE’S SHIFTING IMPACT ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! IMPACT HAS NOWHERE TO GO! HE TRIES FIGHTING IT WITH SHOTS, BUT CYCLONE BURSTS FORWARD FOR A RUNNING POWERBOMB INTO THE CORNER!!! IMPACT MANAGES TO ESCAPE INTO A SUNSET ROLL ON CYCLONE!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!
WWEFan: Cyclone kicks out! Both men race back to their feet! STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI!!! IMPACT WITH A BIG STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI TO A KNEELING CYCLONE BEFORE HE COULD GET BACK UP ON HIS FEET! CYCLONE IS DOWN AS IMPACT GOES CHARGING INTO THE ROPES! LIONSAULT CONNECTS!!! HE’S GOT THE COVER!!
Refereee: ONE!!!!!!!!……….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!…………
Stew: And it’s still just not enough as Cyclone kicks out once more! Impact’s looking frustrated! He’s about had it! Impact grabs both legs of Cyclone! WALLS OF IMPACT!!!! HE’S LOOKING FOR IT! IMPACT AND CYCLONE JOCKING FOR POSITION HERE!! IMPACT WITH ALL OF HIS MIGHT TRYING TO OVERCOME THE BIGGER MAN TO LOCK IN THIS SUBMISSION!! CYCLONE PUTS ALL OF HIS POWER INTO HIS LEGS AS HE SENDS IMPACT FLIPPING TO THE CANVAS TO BREAK FROM THAT GRIP!! IMPACT QUICKLY GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AS DRAKE TAGS HIMSELF IN! Tiberius and Drake quickly enter the ring at the same time! THEY GO CHARGING FORWARD! FOREARMS TO BOTH DIAMOND CAGE AND PHOENIX WINTERBORN FROM DRAKE WHILE JONES NAILS BRIAN DANIELS WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK!! Drake & Jones has something in mind here as they stalk Cyclone! He’s back up! HE GOES STRAIGHT FOR THEM, BUT THE NUMBERS GAME QUICKLY OVERPOWERS HIM! THE REFEREE’S TRYING TO GET JONES OUT OF HERE AS THEY LAY INTO CYCLONE! SIMULTANEOUS ROLLING ELBOWS TO THE FACE AND BACK OF THE SKULL OF CYCLONE FROM DRAKE & JONES!! THEY’RE NOT FINISHED YET AS TIBERIUS PICKS CYCLONE UP IN A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK BELLY TO BACK PILEDRIVER POSITION! DRAKE GRABS CYCLONE’S BODY! DEEP SIX!!!! THE DEEP SIX CONNECTS AS CYCLONE IS DRIVEN SKULL-FIRST INTO THE CANVAS WITH GREAT FORCE!!
WWEFan: AN ABSOLUTELY SICKENING MANEUVER! HE COULD HAVE BROKEN HIS NECK! CYCLONE FAVORS HIS NECK AS DRAKE ROLLS HIM OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!……… THREE!!!!!!!!!
WWEFan: DAMN IT!
Announcer: Cyclone has been ELIMINATED!!….
WWEFan: They could have just severely injured Cyclone with that! Who cares about the damn match if you’re gonna just try to end someone’s career like that! Drake Jaeger and Tiberius Jones look like they just won the lottery with that elimination! They–LOOK OUT!!
Stew: CAUSTIC ECHO!!!! A MASSIVE CAUSTIC ECHO TO THE SKULL OF DRAKE JAEGER OUT OF NOWHERE FROM BRIAN DANIELS!! DANIELS AND TIBERIUS START THROWING LEFTS AND RIGHTS, BRAWLING TO THE OUTSIDE!! DIAMOND CAGE SLIDES INTO THE RING, HOOKING BOTH LEGS OF DRAKE!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!…………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Drake Jaeger has been ELIMINATED!!….
Stew: Just like that, this contest has become a four one three situation! Just like that! Drake Jaeger got too full of himself after eliminating Cyclone and paid for it dearly! It looks like Cameron Ella Ava is gonna make herself the legal competitor on Team Drake & Jones now as she enters the ring and ambushes Diamond Cage with a flurry of clubbing blows! Jones and Daniels have finally broken up their brawl on the outside as they make their way back to their respective corners while Cameron and Cage go at it in the center of the ring! Cage takes Cameron down with a big lariat out of nowhere! He clutches her by her hair, dragging her up! Cameron quickly breaks from Cage’s grasp! SHE DRAGS HIM DOWN INTO A FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! CAMERON’S LOOKING TO BREAK THE ARM OF CAGE IF SHE HAS TO! SHE WANTS THE ELIMINATION AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! Cage is doing all he can to get out of this one! He’s nowhere near the ropes! Cage needs to think of something!
WWEFan: It looks like his only option is to just use sheer strength to escape it as he starts rising up to his feet! Cameron’s latched on, and she isn’t showing any signs of letting go! Cage is desperate to get out of this! He deadlifts Cameron up… AND TURNS THE ARMBAR INTO A SUDDEN SIDEWALK SLAM BACKBREAKER ON CAMERON! Cage has that look in his eyes! He’s out of it! He wants to punish Cam! He clutches her hair once more, dragging her back up…. And there’s a big knee to the skull! Another knee to Cameron! A third knee connects from Cage as he drags her up… A backhand slap connects! Another! ANOTHER! DIAMOND CAGE IS UNLOADING WITH SEVERAL HARD BACKHAND CHOPS TO CAMERON ELLA AVA! HE’S NOT LETTING UP! HE TOPS IT ALL OVER WITH A DECAPITATING LARIAT AS THE DIAMOND SAINT SPECIAL SUCCEEDS!!! CAMERON IS DOWNED! CAGE DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS A LEG!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!……
Stew: Cameron with a shoulder up! She’s been through worse than this! She’s one of, if not THE most resilient Vixen in EAW history! Cage knows it’s gonna take more to put her away as he slowly rises back to his feet… That look in his eyes, Fan, you can tell he’s enjoying every moment of inflicting pain on his opponents…. Cameron struggles to get up, but Cage doesn’t help much as he mockingly pelts her with a boot to the back of the head! Another taunting boot to the head as a pissed off Cameron tries to get to her feet! CAGE DRAGS HER UP!! KATAHAJIME!!!! NO–SHE’S NOT LETTING IT FULLY LOCKED IN!! SHE’S REFUSING TO LET HIM LOCK THAT KATAHAJIME IN!! SHE KNOWS IT’S OVER IF HE DOES! CAMERON’S DESPERATE TO GRAB THE NEARBY ROPE!! CAGE WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN TO CHOKE HER OUT RIGHT HERE AND NOW!! SHE CLUTCHES THE TOP ROPE! CAGE HAS TO LET GO!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
WWEFan: HE PULLS CAMERON AWAY FROM THE ROPE–THERE’S A WRIST LOCK TRANSITION!! LARIAT!!! FOREARM SMASH!!! CAMERON CATCHES DIAMOND CAGE WITH A LOUD FOREARM SMASH BEFORE THE LARIAT COULD CONNECT!!! CAGE IS STILL ON HIS FEET! HE GOES FOR THE LARIAT A SECOND TIME, BUT A SECOND TIME HE’S CAUGHT WITH A FOREARM SMASH AS HE GOES REELING INTO THE ROPES ACROSS THE RING! CAMERON CHARGES AFTER HIM! CAGE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! A MASSIVE LARIAT FLIPS CAMERON AS BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN!! WHAT AN EXCHANGE! No surprise that both Cameron and Cage are looking for the tag to their partners after that exhausting back and forth! Both competitors slowly crawl towards their corners… CAGE LUNGES TO THE TAG TO PHOENIX WINTERBORN! He leaps into the ring as Cameron looks for the tag! SHE’S GOT IT! NO–PHOENIX COMES RUSHING IN PASSED HER WITH A MASSIVE RUNNING DROPKICK THAT TAKES BOTH SCOTT DIAMOND AND Y2IMPACT OFF THE APRON!! He’s back up as Jones tries to enter the ring!
Stew: He’s already back up as he catches an entering Tiberius with a big knee to the skull! A SPINNING NECKBREAKER CONNECTS ON THE MIDDLE ROPE AS JONES DROPS TO THE OUTSIDE! Just like that, every member of Team Drake & Jones has been taken out! Phoenix Winterborn is on a roll here as he gets back to his feet and turns his attention to Cameron! CAMERON WITH A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE TO THE GUT OF PHOENIX! A LOUD BITCH SLAP ACROSS THE FACE FROM CAMERON! SHE’S UP AS SHE PULLS PHOENIX IN!! TWIST OF FATE!!! It’s no good as Phoenix stops it and pulls Cameron in! He backs up towards the ropes as Scott Diamond and Impact get back to their feet on the outside… PHOENIX SENDS CAMERON OVER AND TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A MODIFIED BELLY TO BACK RELEASE SUPLEX!! SHE CRASHES INTO BOTH OF HER TEAMMATES!! Tiberius Jones has made it back to his feet, trying to help out his teammates on the outside as… Oh no! Look at this now! Brian Daniels and a still damaged Diamond Cage are in the ring and they’ve got their eyes right on their opponents! Both men look at each other and get ready! All four members of Team Drake & Jones slowly rise back to their feet…
WWEFan: DANIELS AND CAGE GO CHARGING INTO THE ROPES! THEY’VE GOT MOMENTUM AT THEIR BACK!! LOOK OUT!! A DOUBLE SUICIDE DIVE CONNECTS INTO CAMERON, IMPACT, TIBERIUS, AND SCOTT DIAMOND!!!! What a move! Phoenix Winterborn doesn’t look like he’s gonna be left out of this either! He’s climbing up there to the high rent district! His opponents rising back to their feet once more as he’s perched on the top turnbuckle! THROWING CAUTION TO THE WIND HERE AS PHOENIX LEAPS!! A BEAUTIFUL MOONSAULT ONTO ALL FOUR REMAINING MEMBERS OF TEAM DRAKE & JONES!!! WHAT A MOVE! PHOENIX IS ON FIRE HERE – NO PUN INTENDED – AS HE DRAGS CAMERON ELLA AVA BACK UP! He sends her rolling back into the ring, looking for an elimination! He’s dragging her up! LIGHT OF THE APOCALYPSE!!!! NO–CAMERON ESCAPES BEFORE HE CAN GET IT! CAMERON WITH THE CAM KICK TO THE BACK OF PHOENIX’S SKULL! THAT ROUNDHOUSE KICK VICIOUSLY CONNECTING AS CAMERON TRIES TO FOLLOW UP! SHE’S MADE IT TO THE NEARBY CORNER, CLIMBING UP! MOONSAULT!!! PHOENIX RUSHES UP TO THE CORNER BEFORE SHE CAN LEAP! SPIDER SUPLEX CONNECTS AS CAMERON IS DRIVEN DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! Phoenix lifts himself up! He’s got to finish this!
Stew: He’s rising up… PHOENIX IS PERCHED! PHOENIX SPLASH!!! NO–CAMERON’S DRAGGED OUT OF THE WAY BY IMPACT FROM THE OUTSIDE AS PHOENIX COMES CRASHING TO THE CANVAS!! A DAMAGED PHOENIX STRUGGLES TO GET BACK UP AS IMPACT SLIDES INTO THE RING!! HE’S UP! EVISCERATION!!!! THE EVISCERATION CONNECTS ON PHOENIX!! DANIELS TACKLES IMPACT IMMEDIATELY AFTER AS BOTH MEN BRAWL TO THE OUTSIDE!
WWEFan: Cameron now has full control as she starts rising to her feet… A damaged Phoenix Winterborn knows he needs to keep going! He’s doing all he can to get up…. GODDESS’ TOUCH!!!! CAMERON WITH THE GODDESS’ TOUCH BEFORE PHOENIX COULD GET UP!! SHE HOOKS THE LEG!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!………… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Phoenix Winterborn has been ELIMINATED!!…..
Stew: WE’RE DOWN TO FOUR ON TWO HERE AS DANIELS IS BEING ASSAULTED BY IMPACT AND SCOTT DIAMOND! BOTH MEN DRIVE HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS WITH GREAT FORCE BEFORE SENDING HIM ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING FOR CAMERON TO FINISH OFF! Team Cerberus is one elimination away from their chances going from slim to none! Daniels is battered and beaten after that assault from both Scott Diamond and Impact! He may not have much left in the tank! All Cameron has to do is finish him off, and it looks like she’s prepared to do just that as she slowly rises back to her feet, stalking the former World Heavyweight Champion! SHE PULLS HIM IN AND SETS HIM UP!! BITCH CAMP!!!! NO–DANIELS!! DANIELS IS COUNTERING!! HE’S FIGHTING CAMERON DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! CAMERON’S DOING ALL SHE CAN TO GET OUT OF THIS!! HE’S OVERPOWERING HER!! HE GOT IT!! THE FOURTH SEAL!!!! THE FOURTH SEAL IS LOCKED IN ON CAMERON ELLA AVA!!! SHE’S GOT NOWHERE TO GO!! IMPACT SLIDES IN TO BREAK IT UP!!
WWEFan: DIAMOND CAGE SLIDES IN FROM THE OPPOSITE SIDE!! HE’S UP AND CHARGES AS IMPACT IS UP!! A MASSIVE LARIAT TAKES IMPACT DOWN!! SCOTT’S LOOKING TO GET IN, BUT HE’S CAUGHT WITH A KNEE TO THE SKULL FROM CAGE!! CAGE QUICKLY CLIMBS UP THE CORNER AS A DAZED SCOTT TRIES TO REGAIN HIMSELF!! CAGE LEAPS!! A DIVING ELBOW DROP CONNECTS ONTO A STANDING SCOTT DIAMOND ON THE OUTSIDE!!! EVERY MAN IS DOWN WHILE CAMERON IS TRAPPED IN THIS DREADED SUBMISSION HOLD!! SHE’S DESPERATE TO REACH THE ROPES!! BRIAN IS PULLING BACK MORE AND MORE WITH EVERY PASSING SECOND!! HE’S WILLING TO SNAP HER IN HALF IF THAT’S WHAT IT TAKES TO GET THE ELIMINATION HER TONIGHT! CAMERON’S IN FULL-ON PANIC MODE HERE AS SHE DOES EVERYTHING SHE CAN TO INCH HER WAY TOWARDS THE ROPES!! I DON’T THINK SHE CAN MAKE IT! SHE’S JUST NOT THERE!
Stew: TIBERIUS IS SLOWLY TRYING TO GET BACK IN THIS TO BREAK IT UP!! CAMERON’S REACHING OUT TO THAT ROPE FOR DEAR LIFE!
WWEFan: SHE TAPS!! SHE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP OUT!!!
Announcer: Cameron Ella Ava has been ELIMINATED!!…..
Stew: Team Cerberus finally manages to catch a break with a second elimination in this match! Brian Daniels is exhausted! I hope he’s got more left in the tank, because he’s gonna need three more eliminations to win this! TIBERIUS JONES RUSHES IN FROM BEHIND! HE’S LAYING INTO DANIELS WITH CLUBBING BLOWS! JONES WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN TO ELIMINATE THE MAN THAT CAUSED HIS TEAM TO LOSE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS! HE’S GOT THAT OPPORTUNITY RIGHT NOW! ALL HE HAS TO DO IS TAKE IT! JONES STALKS DANIELS… STRIKE OF MIDNIGHT!!!! NO–CAGE IS BACK IN! JONES RUSHES STRAIGHT FOR HIM! THESZ PRESS!! CAGE CATCHES TIBERIUS WITH A BIG THESZ PRESS JUST AS SOON AS HE GETS TO HIS FEET!! CAGE IS LAYING INTO JONES WITH A SERIES OF LEFTS AND RIGHTS! TIBERIUS FINALLY MANAGES TO FORCE CAGE OFF AS BOTH MEN SCRAMBLE TO THEIR FEET! THEY’RE UP! SHORYUKEN!!! THE RUNNING UPPERCUT IS NO GOOD AS CAGE DODGES AND CATCHES TIBERIUS WITH A WAIST LOCK! A BIG GERMAN SUPLEX SENDS TIBERIUS LANDING RIGHT ON HIS HEAD!!
WWEFan: CAGE WANTS THIS ELIMINATION ALL TO HIMSELF AS HE DRAGS DANIELS OVER TO THEIR TEAM’S CORNER! HE GETS TO THE APRON AND TAGS HIMSELF IN! CAGE WANTS THIS ALL TO HIMSELF! HE RUSHES IN, PULLING TIBERIUS UP! LOOKING TO END IT RIGHT HERE AND NOW! HE’S GOT HIM! MERCY RULE!!!! THE MERCY RULE EMPHATICALLY CONNECTS!! DIAMOND CAGE COVERS TIBERIUS FOR THE NEXT ELIMINATION IN THIS CONTEST!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!……… THREE!!
Stew: NO–IT’S BROKEN UP AS CAGE IS DRAGGED TO THE OUTSIDE!! POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK!!!! SCOTT DIAMOND WITH A HEINOUS POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK TO DIAMOND CAGE OUT OF NOWHERE!! HE DRAGS CAGE UP NOW–DRIVING HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE NEARBY STEEL RINGPOST!! HE SENDS CAGE ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING AS TIBERIUS STRUGGLES TO GET BACK UP! TIBERIUS ROLLS OVER, ONTO DIAMOND CAGE FOR THE COVER!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!……..
Stew: DANIELS CRAWLS OVER TO BREAK IT UP, BUT HE’S PULLED OUT OF THE RING BY IMPACT!!
Announcer: Diamond Cage has been ELIMINATED!!…..
WWEFan: And just like that, Brian Daniels is the last man alive on his team! He’s got nobody left! He and Tiberius Jones are the legal men here as Impact lays into Daniels on the outside! He sends Daniels into the barricade! Scott Diamond looks like he wants to finish this off as he tells Impact to hold him up! Impact finally puts a stop to his assault as he drags Daniels up… SCOTT DIAMOND RUSHES IN! POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK!!!! DANIELS MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! THE POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK NAILS Y2IMPACT INSTEAD AS DANIELS MOVES!!! IMPACT IS DOWN!! SCOTT QUICKLY TURNS AROUND!! CAUSTIC ECHO!!!! A MASSIVE CAUSTIC ECHO CONNECTS AS SCOTT DIAMOND IS DOWNED!! DANIELS CAN STILL WIN THIS!! HE JUST TOOK OUT BOTH SCOTT AND IMPACT! ALL HE HAS TO DO IS GET IN THERE AND ELIMINATE TIBERIUS JONES! HE’S EXHAUSTED, BUT HE HAS TO KEEP GOING! DANIELS SLOWLY ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING! PUSHING HIMSELF TO GET BACK UP TO HIS FEET! HE’S UP! TIBERIUS IS QUICK TO CATCH DANIELS WITH A LOW DROPKICK TO THE KNEES! He’s already back up! KAMEHAMEHA CONNECTS INTO DANIELS!! TIBERIUS COVERS!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!……….
Stew: IT’S NOT ENOUGH TO KEEP HIM DOWN AS DANIELS KICKS OUT! Jones is looking flustered! He wants to finish this once and for all! He rolls to the apron on the outside, slowly pulling himself back up using the ropes as he stalks Brian Daniels… Daniels is a sitting duck here… He’s surrounded by opponents, but right now the only one that matters is the one that’s about to finish him off as Jones tightly clutches the top rope… DANIELS IS UP! JONES LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE! HEADHUNTER!!!! POWERBOMB!!! DANIELS CATCHES THE HEADHUNTER DROPKICK WITH A POWERBOMB OUT OF NOWHERE AND THERE’S THE COVER!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!
WWEFan: TIBERIUS GETS A SHOULDER UP!! DANIELS ISN’T WASTING ANY SECOND HERE AS HE GRABS TIBERIUS IMMEDIATELY! THE FOURTH SEAL!!!! HE LOCKS IN THE FOURTH SEAL ON TIBERIUS JONES!! HE WANTS THIS ELIMINATION! HE WANTS IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!!! JONES HAS NOWHERE TO GO!! HE’S STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! HE MAY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO JUST TAP!! HE–
Stew: DRAKE JAEGER SLIDES IN AND STARTS LAYING INTO BRIAN DANIELS!! COME ON! YOU’RE ELIMINATED!! JAEGER WITH VICIOUS CLUBBING BLOWS TO DANIELS AS THE FOURTH SEAL IS BROKEN!! DANIELS IS DOING ALL HE CAN TO FIGHT BACK AS THE REFEREE CALLS FOR SECURITY TO GET DRAKE JAEGER OUT OF HERE! DANIELS IS BACK TO HIS FEET AS HE EXCHANGES SHOTS WITH DRAKE! A damaged Tiberius rolls to the outside… AND IMMEDIATELY PUSHES THE TIMEKEEPER OVER? WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?! HE PICKS UP THE TIME KEEPER’S CHAIR!! HE ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING AS DANIELS AND DRAKE GO AT IT! TIBERIUS JONES WITH A CHAIR SHOT OFF THE SPINE OF DANIELS!! HE JUST GOT HIMSELF DISQUALIFIED!! HE DOESN’T EVEN CARE!
Announcer: As a result of a Disqualification, Tiberius Jones has been ELIMINATED!!….
WWEFan: This match is down to two on one, but it doesn’t even matter as Drake & Jones lay into Daniels! Drake’s got a hold of Daniels! TIBERIUS SWINGS THAT STEEL CHAIR STRAIGHT INTO THE SKULL OF BRIAN DANIELS!! HE’S BUSTED OPEN!! BLOOD IS RUNNING DOWN THE FACE OF DANIELS AS DRAKE AND JONES CONTINUE THEIR ASSAULT! THEY DRAG DANIELS UP NOW – COME ON! DRAKE’S PICKING UP DANIELS IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION!! THEY’RE LOOKING FOR THE KILLSHOT!!
Stew: HOLD ON!! CYCLONE!! CYCLONE RUSHES DOWN TO THE RING!! HE’S STILL CLEARLY INJURED, BUT HE’S OUT HERE TO SAVE HIS PARTNER NONETHELESS AS HE SLIDES INTO THE RING! DRAKE DROPS DANIELS AS CYCLONE PICKS UP THAT STEEL CHAIR THEY USED ON BRIAN!! HE DRIVES THAT CHAIR INTO THE GUT OF DRAKE! HE SMACKS IT OFF OF DRAKE’S SPINE!! JONES DROPS TO THE OUTSIDE AND PULLS DRAKE OUT OF THE RING AS BOTH MEN FLEE UP THE RAMP! CYCLONE RUNS THEM OFF WITH THAT CHAIR IN HAND AS BRIAN DANIELS IS LEFT BATTERED AND BLOODIED AND ALONE IN THE RING!
WWEFan: It’s about to get a whole lot worse than that, Stew! Scott Diamond slowly enters the ring with Y2Impact not far behind! Both of them looking for payback here! Brian Daniels is a bloody mess as he struggles to pull himself together and get back up… Both Impact and Scott look like they want to tear him apart! Daniels realizes the situation he’s in as he looks at both men… DANIELS HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO FIGHT AS HE BURSTS FORWARD WITH A FOREARM TO IMPACT! A FOREARM TO SCOTT! A KICK TO THE RIBS OF SCOTT! AN ELBOW TO IMPACT! CAUSTIC ECHO!!!! SCOTT TURNS DANIELS INSIDE OUT WITH A LARIAT!! BOTH MEN START LAYING INTO DANIELS WITH A DOUBLE TEAM ASSAULT! STOMPS AND SHOTS AND ELBOWS ALIKE! DANIELS HAS NOWHERE TO GO! SCOTT DRAGS HIM UP… THE EVISCERATION CONNECTS ON DANIELS FROM IMPACT!!!
Stew: Daniels is finished. He’s done. Scott and Impact don’t seem to give a damn as they drag him back up… Scott pulls him in… PICKING HIM UP!! DANIELS IS FIGHTING! HE’S STILL GOT LIFE LEFT IN HIM! HE DROPS OFF THE BACK OF SCOTT! SCOTT QUICKLY TURNS AROUND TO MEET A FOREARM TO THE FACE! DANIELS MANAGES TO CATCH IMPACT WITH A FOREARM NOW! THERE’S A KICK TO IMPACT! A KICK TO SCOTT! A KICK TO IMPACT! A KICK TO SCOTT! A–EVISCERATION!!!! A SECOND EMPHATIC EVISCERATION CONNECTS AS DANIELS IS LAID OUT!! A DAMAGED SCOTT HAS HAD ENOUGH AS HE DRAGS DANIELS UP… PICKING HIM UP…. COLD HARD JUSTICE!!!! THAT BRUTAL CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB CONNECTS AS SCOTT FINALLY COVERS DANIELS!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!……… THREE!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Put You On Game” by Lupe Fiasco plays all throughout the arena as Scott Diamond and Y2Impact celebrate in the ring)
Announcer: The Winners of this match…. TEAM DRAKE! AND!! JOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEESSSSSS!!!!
Stew: What a brutal contest! Both of those teams went at it with absolutely everything they had there and even with all of the underhanded tactics that Drake & Jones’ team pulled, you can’t deny that they succeeded and took the victory here tonight!
WWEFan: Daniels fought his heart out in the end, even with no one left on his team, but the damage was long-since done. He was fighting an uphill battle they nobody could have overcome. There’s absolutely no shame in that loss.
Stew: Impact and Scott Diamond have triumphed for their team here tonight, and that’s definitely some much needed momentum for the both of them as we head into Pain For Pride.
WWEFan: And if this was a preview of what we could see, I’m even more excited than I was before!
(The camera transitions backstage — where The Pizza Boy is seen knelt down on one knee, and the EAW National Elite Championship laid out before him. The Pizza Boy mutters some words underneath his breath, while several EAW officials looks on confused… The Pizza Boy appears to be praying, until Tony Rolland walks up behind him, eating a stick of cotton candy.)
Tony Rolland: What the hell are you doing man?!
(The Pizza Boy glances up… lifting up his National Elite Championship, and starts to walk away.)
Tony Rolland: Oh, come on! Don’t do me like that! I didn’t know you wanted cotton candy too!
(The Pizza Boy halts in his spot.)
The Pizza Boy: …
Tony Rolland: What?! I thought I’d come and wish you good luck… I’d get all emotionally, saying how you haven’t answered any of my phone calls. YOU EVEN MISSED TACO TUESDAY! WHAT’S UP WITH THAT?! But you know I’m not that type of person!
(The Pizza Boy stays silent, and Tony Rolland walks next to him.)
Tony Rolland: Look, I get it… you haven’t been the same ever since losing your best friend. This whole beef you got goin’ on with Judas? That’s not going to help. But Judas face does make for a great punching bag, so give him a swing for me.
The Pizza Boy: … Tuesday is right around the corner, I’ll make your specialty taco when I defeat Judas.
(The Pizza Boy nods at Tony, and Tony nods back… then proceeds to walk further down the hallway out of sight, while Tony Rolland watches on.)
Tony Rolland: That kid is going to have a tough night.
???: He’ll be fine.
(Tony Rolland jumps a bit, when looking back… The Heart Break Boy would step up next to him, as the crowd in the arena can be heard bursting in cheers.)
Tony Rolland: Can’t say I expected to see your face around here, not this soon anyway. You know he hasn’t been the same since you left? Why don’t you go talk to him?
The Heart Break Boy: Don’t you worry about him, he’s got everything under control. He doesn’t need me holding his hand anymore.
(Tony Rolland pauses for a moment, shrugging his shoulders… as the two watch on, the camera transitions elsewhere.)
(The camera transitions back into the TD Garden, as it loops around the arena, panning over thousands of fans that are holding their signs, and preparing for the next match — as the camera backs back around to the ring announcer within the ring.)
Ring Announcer: This following EXTREME RULES match is scheduled for ONE FALLLLLL!!!!… AND IS FOR THE EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIOOOOONSHIPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
(An image of the EAW National Elite Championship forms across the screen, and fades away as the camera refocuses on the ramp…)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first…
(The arena’s lighting grows dim, as a dark green tint shadows over it — green like mist would be shooting up from the stage, as a man is risen up in the middle of it from underneath the stage. The man looks up, revealing himself to be Judas, as “Cells” by The Servants loudly plays, and the fans pour out in boo’s.)
Ring Announcer: From The Dark Zone, weighing in at 218 POOOOOOOOOOUNDSSSSSSSSS!!!!!… JUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Stew-O: This young man has made a very impressive showing as of late in this company! Despite being savage, and very brutal when he approaches his opponents, he does one thing; strike fear into the opposition. And his unlucky enemy has been selected as the National Elite Champion; The Pizza Boy himself! This all started when Judas blindsided The Pizza Boy, after he was competing against Nico Borg, but it went much further than that… these two are preparing themselves for an all out war against each other! Judas started it, but I think The Pizza Boy wants to END IT!
(“Chic n’ Stu” by System of a Down hits — and The Pizza Boy charges out onto the stage, dragging along with him the EAW National Elite Championship, the crowd bursts into cheers, as he keeps his eyes focused on Judas, and nothing else.)
Ring Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT, from New York City, New York, weighing in at 175 POOOOOOOOUNDSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!… HE IS THE EAW NATIONALLLLL ELITEEEEEEEE CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!!!… THEEEEE PIZZZZAAAAAAA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYY!!!
Matt Ryder: Can you see how intense he’s staring at Judas? I don’t think he’s acknowledging ANYTHING else, BUT HIM… everyone LOVES him, and he just does not give a damn right now. He’s been put through hell and back, but this kid doesn’t know what to call it quits! He’s got the heart and courage of a lion, he’s an ambitious champion, and he refuses to be bullied around by any legend, veteran, newcomer, or ANYONE for that matter! He’s changed a lot since his friend The Heart Break Boy has retired, but I’m starting to see his solo route becoming a fantastic new era in his career. If he can retain his title tonight, there’s a likely chance he will walk into Pain for Pride 9 as the National Elite Champion! What an honor that would be for him, am I right?!
(The camera focuses on the ring, as The Pizza Boy hands his EAW National Elite Championship, the referee proceeds to show it to Judas, and then raise it in the air, as both competitors back into their respect corners… the referee calls for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: AND YOU CAN TELL FROM A MILLION MILES AWAY THAT THIS ONE WAS GOING TO START OFF EXPLOSIVE FROM THE GET GO! THE PIZZA BOY AND JUDAS SPRINT OUT OF THEIR CORNERS, AND START HAMMERING EACH OTHER WITH CLOSED FISTS GALORE! THEY’RE REPEATEDLY LAYING INTO ONE ANOTHER, NOT A CARE IN THE WORLD TO DEFEND THEIR VULNERABILITIES! The Pizza Boy seems to be getting the better of Judas here, and he’s out speeding him with every fist tossed— BUT THERE’S JUDAS WITH A LOUD SNAP KICK TO THE PIZZA BOY’S ABDOMEN! AND ANOTHER GUT WRENCHING KICK TO THE STOMACH! JUDAS IS RELENTLESS WITH THOSE DEADLY FEET OF HIS!
Matt Ryder: JUDAS! JUDAS WASTES LITTLE TO NO TIME TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE EXTREME RULES STIPULATION— TOSSING THE PIZZA BOY HEAD FIRST OVER THE TOP ROPE! AND THE PIZZA BOY LANDS SPINE FIRST ON THE ARENA FLOOR! Judas isn’t messing around, he knows he’s going to have to be a violent man in order to succeed in the world of extreme! The Pizza Boy, though! He’s pushing himself up every so quickly! He wants to stay on his feet, BUT JUDAS TAKES A QUICK NOTICE OF THIS! AND THERE GOES JUDAS! JUDAS CHARGES OFF THE ROPES, DARTING TOWARD THE PIZZA BOY!
Stew-O: GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY! JUDAS SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES… AND VICIOUSLY FLATTENS THE PIZZA BOY BY TAKING EVERY CHANCE WITH THAT RISKY SPRINGBOARD SWANTON DIVE! These men have taken the fight right in front of our announce table, and I’m already worried for what’s to come next! My god, Judas is hardly even human! Judas is already pulling himself together, as he makes his way back to a vertical posture! He’s wasting NO TIME! As I said— he yanks The Pizza Boy up by his hair, AND GOES TO SMASH HIM FOREHEAD FIRST ON THE SHOWDOWN ANNOUNCE TABLE!
Matt Ryder: BROS, THE PIZZA BOY CATCHES HIMSELF BEFORE HE MAKES IMPACT WITH THE PADDING! Judas attempts it ONE MORE TIME, BUT THE PIZZA BOY TAKES EASILY ADVANTAGE OF THIS! SWINGING IS ELBOW RAPIDLY INTO JUDAS’ STOMACH OVER AND OVER AND OVER! THE PIZZA BOY TWISTS HIS LEG AROUND, SWINGING IT AT JUDAS’ HEAD! AND HE THRASHES THE POINTY EDGE OF HIS BOOT AGAINST THE TEMPLE OF JUDAS! I’ve never seen such an animal side to The Pizza Boy, becoming National Elite Champion has made him a lot stronger if you’re asking me, broskis!
Stew-O: I don’t doubt it, AND THE PIZZA BOY GRIPS JUDAS BY THE BACK OF THE MASK… AND HE’S DIRECTING TRAFFIC! THE PIZZA BOY TOSSES JUDAS SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS! JUDAS SHOULDERS MAKE SUCH A LOUD SNAPPING NOISE, I THINK THEY COULD BE BROKEN! Judas is dazed, he’s grabbing at his shoulder— AND THE PIZZA BOY GRIPS HIM BY THE MASK AGAIN… LITERALLY PULLING HIM AROUND WITH IT! AND SHOVES HIM SPINE FIRST INTO THE APRON! THAT IMPACT MAKES SHIVERS GO UP MY OWN SPINE! And HE CONTINUES TO THRUST JUDAS SPINE FIRST INTO THE APRON!
Matt Ryder: What did I tell you, Stew?! The Pizza Boy is willing to go the extra mile to retain his title! He wants to send a vivid message to Judas, AND anyone else who’s got the guts to challenge him! Judas rests against the apron, while The Pizza Boy is pacing back and forth now, probably going through the thought process of what to do next— AND HE’S CHECKING UNDER THE APRON! WHAT’S HE GOING TO FIND UNDERNEATH THERE? ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN HURRICANE HAWK PULLING A SLEDGEHAMMER OUT OF HIS TIGHTS! AND… HE HAS HIS SIGNATURE PIZZA CUTTER WITH HIM TONIGHT! HE MUST OF GOT SOME LESSONS FROM ROBBIE V AND MR. DEDEDE!
Stew-O: The Pizza Boy SMASHES his free fist into Judas’ head, as he’s already in a dazed state! AND WHAT?! THE PIZZA BOY, THE PIZZA BOY TRANSITIONS JUDAS AROUND, TO GRAB HIM IN A ONE-ARMED SLEEPER HOLD! AND HE’S USING THE FREE HAND TO CUT INTO JUDAS’ MASK!!! HE’S SLICING AND DIGGING THE PIZZA CUTTER INTO THE MASK, BUT LOOK! JUDAS! JUDAS TRYING TO OVERPOWER THE PIZZA BOY! BUT THE PIZZA BOY HAS LEFT A NICE SLICE INTO THE MASK! HE’S ABOUT GOT HIS FACE REVEALED— NO! JUDAS LITERALLY RIPS THE PIZZA BOY’S ARM OFF OF HIM, SPINS AROUND ON A DIME!
Matt Ryder: AND THERE’S A DEADLY ROUNDHOUSE KICK CONNECTING AGAINST THE ADAM’S APPLE OF THE PIZZA BOY! JUDAS LITERALLY PIERCES THE PIZZA BOY’S THROAT! The Pizza Boy falls flat on his back, gasping for air! He’s grabbing a hold of his neck, I think that roundhouse did a little more damage than we expected! This is NOT a wrestling match between these two, this is A FIGHT! THIS IS WAR! Judas is taking this time just to recover, which is something I hardly EVER see Judas do… The Pizza Boy did a number on him, BUT JUDAS TURNS AROUND AND SEARCHES UNDER THE APRON!
Stew-O: AND JUDAS IS PULLING OUT EVERYTHING! FROM KENDO STICKS, STEEL CHAIRS, LED PIPES, BARBED WIRE, BATS, TWO BY FOURS, OH! THERE’S A TABLE NOW! HE’S PILLAGING OUR SUPPLY SYSTEM! BUT LORD HELP THE PIZZA BOY, JUDAS SLOWLY… SADISTICALLY PULLS OUT A LADDER! The Pizza Boy is slowly pulling himself back up with the ShowDown announce table, but Judas… Judas is stalking him! He has that ladder in hand! This is not good for him! This spells nothing positive— STAY DOWN PIZZA BOY! NO!!! AS SOON AS THE PIZZA BOY STANDS BARELY ON HIS FEET! JUDAS SMASHES HIM IN THE HEAD WITH THE EDGE OF THE LADDER!
Matt Ryder: The referee can only look on in shock, because there’s no stopping these two! There’s no wedge you can put between these two to prevent permanent damage! AND JUDAS JUST TOSSES THE LADDER CARELESSLY DOWN ON THE PIZZA BOY! The Pizza Boy shouts in PAIN! AND AGONY! As that ladder is shoved right into his gut! AND JUDAS LEAPS UP! AND STOMPS DOWN ON THE LADDER REPEATEDLY! FORCING THE STEEL INTO HIS STOMACH! HE’S GOING TO BREAK A FEW RIBS DOING THAT! JUDAS STARES DOWN THROUGH HIS RIPPED MASK AT THE PIZZA BOY, LIKE THE DEVIL HE IS!
Stew-O: BUT WHAT??? THE PIZZA BOY… SOMEHOW, SLIPS HIS HANDS THROUGH THE LADDER, AND GRABS A HOLD OF JUDAS ANKLE! AND HE TRIPS JUDAS UP!!! HE TRIPS HIM UP, AND JUDAS FALLS AWKWARDLY TO HIS SIDE, WITH HIS ANKLE STILL TRAPPED IN THE LADDER! MY LORD, HE COULD OF SPRAINED OR EVEN BROKEN HIS ANKLE THERE! The Pizza Boy catches a second wind here, shoving the ladder off him, while Judas pulls his ankle out of it… holding tightly onto it, and The Pizza Boy shakes his head, trying to shake the cobwebs I assume!
Matt Ryder: What can The Pizza Boy be thinking of here? He’s set his eyes on something in that pile of weapons, but I can’t seem to pick out what it is… he’s holding onto his ribs with his left hand, and slowly, SLOWLY CRAWLING toward the hill of weapons with the other! He’s almost there… and WHAT?! PIZZA BOY… ARE YOU NUTS?! HE GRABS THE STRING OF BARBWIRE… AND HE’S WRAPPING IT AROUND HIS FIST!!! THIS IS GOING TO END UP BLOODY! I CAN ALREADY SEE THE BARBS DIGGING INTO THE FLESH ON HIS FINGERS! CAUSING SMALL BLEEDING FOR NOW… AND HE’S NOW CRAWLING ON ALL FOURS TO JUDAS!!!
Stew-O: OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! WHERE’S THE HUMANITY BETWEEN THESE TWO? HE’S MADE IT TO JUDAS… AND NO! NO! THE PIZZA BOY IS BEATING HIS BARBWIRE FIST INTO THE OPEN SLIT OF JUDAS MASK! RIGHT ON THE FOREHEAD! OVER AND OVER! HE DIGS THE BARBWIRE DEEPER INTO HIS FLESH! AND HE’S CUT JUDAS WIDE OPEN! BLOOD IS GUSHING FROM HIS HEAD! AND THE PIZZA BOY WILL NOT STOP! HE KEEPS GOING WITH ALL THE ENERGY BUILT UP, WITH THE ANGER AS MOTIVATION!
Matt Ryder: BROSKIS, HOESKIS… THIS IS MADDENING! The Pizza Boy FINALLY, giving up on the assault… getting back to one knee, as he unwraps the barbwire from his damned bloody knuckles! He accomplished one thing, I don’t think I see Judas moving an INCH… he’s left in a puddle of his own blood! If we’re witnessing anything tonight, we’re witnessing how everyone should think twice by picking on the small geek at school! The Pizza Boy though, what can he… oh, please, no! The Pizza Boy barely standing at this point, he’s on wobbly legs! But he’s taking himself closer to that table, AND HE’S DEFINITELY MADE IT CLEAR HE WANTS IT! He picks that table up, and shoves it underneath the bottom rope!
Stew-O: He’s wanting to finally end this, by taking it back to the ring! But The Pizza Boy slides some extra weapons underneath; chairs, pipes, and some steel pipes! The Pizza Boy redirects himself back to a lifeless Judas, and LIFTS his dead weight up— dragging him toward the apron, and slides him back into the ring! The Pizza Boy shortly follows, and The Pizza Boy still barely walking, picks up that table! And he’s setting it up! He’s got it precisely set up close toward the corner, and he walks back toward Judas… and picks him up! AND OH! THE PIZZA BOY RAMS JUDAS SPINE FIRST INTO THE EDGE OF THE TABLE! THEN SETS HIM UP ON IT! WHAT??
Matt Ryder: I THINK I KNOW WHAT HE WANTS… THE PIZZA BOY MAKES HIS WAY TO THE CORNER! SLOWLY, AND STEADILY CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE! WAIT, WHAT??? JUDAS… JUDAS ROLLS OFF THE TABLE! AND HE WALKS UP THE BOTTOM ROPE BEHIND THE PIZZA BOY! AND HE CLIMBS UP, AND PULLS THE PIZZA BOY’S HEAD DOWN UNDERNEATH HIS LEGS! WHERE IN THE WORLD DID THIS SUDDEN BURST OF ENERGY COME FROM??? JUDAS BACKS UP— ELEVATED SUPERKICK!!! OH MY GODDDDD!!! WHAT?! THE PIZZA BOY IS OUT COLD!!! AND JUDAS… JUDAS SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES! DEAR LORD ALMIGHTY!!! SPRINGBOARD TWISTING SUNSET POWERBOMB RIGHT INTO THE TABLE THAT PIZZA BOY SET UP! SHOT IN THE DAAAAAAAAAAAARK, AS JUDAS CALLS IT! AND THAT WAS SERIOUSLY ONE HELL OF A SHOT IN THE DARK!
Stew-O: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! THE PIZZA BOY AND JUDAS GO THROUGH THE TABLE! THE BLOODIED JUDAS AND THE KNOCKED OUT PIZZA BOY BARELY MOVING AN INCH!!! BUT WAIT… WAIT! JUDAS CRAWLS… FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT! HE DRAPES HIS ARM OVER THE PIZZA BOY WHILE STILL LYING AMONG THE RUBBLE LEFT BEHIND FROM THE TABLE CRASH! COULD THIS BE IT??
ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!… THRRRRRRRREEEE—
Matt Ryder: WHAT?!?! WHAT?!?! ARE YOU… YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! THE PIZZA BOY BARELY! JUST BARELY THROWS HIS SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST SECOND! THE PIZZA BOY STILL SOMEHOW MANAGES TO SURVIVE THIS MATCH!!! JUDAS ROLLS TO HIS BACK, STARING BLANKLY UP AT THE ARENA CEILING, AS BLOOD IS SEEPS THROUGH HIS MASK! He’s got to be wondering, what’s it going to take to finish this guy off? The Pizza Boy has the HEART of his friend and retired mentor; The Heart Break Boy… he’s as insane as his trainer; Tony Rolland! There’s just no putting an end to this guy! He’s delivering twenty four hours, all day, everyday!
Stew-O: Judas now rolling onto his stomach, blood dripping onto the canvas, pushes himself slowly back onto a knee— and now slowly to a vertical base— WAIT, HUH??? HUH? THE PIZZA BOY PULLS JUDAS DOWN!!! RIGHT INTO A ROLL UP PIN ATTEMPT!
Matt Ryder: JUDAS FORCES HIMSELF OUT OF THE ROLL UP! AND HE ROLLS BACK ONTO HIS FEET! THE PIZZA BOY TRYING TO GET UP!!! AND THE PIZZA BOY IS AT A KNEE, AND HERE COMES JUDAS!!! JUDAS IS CHARGING AT HIM!!! BUT THE PIZZA BOY! THE PIZZA BOY SWEPT UP A STEEL PIPE IN HIS HAND, AND BATTERS IT RIGHT INTO JUDAS’ LEFT KNEECAP! SWEEPING HIM OFF HIS FEET WHILE IN MID-SPRINT TOWARD HIM! THE PIZZA BOY PLAYING THIS VERY INTELLIGENTLY! The Pizza Boy is all game, he backs himself into a corner, pulling himself up using the upper rope! Judas grasping onto his knee…
Stew-O: AND OHHHHH HERE WE GO! THE PIZZA BOY IS TUNING UP THE BAND! THE PIZZA BOY IS STOMPING HIS FOOT ONTO THE CANVAS, VERY HEART BREAK BOY-ESQUE! I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHAT HE WANTS! JUDAS IS BEST OFF STAYING DOWN, BUT OF COURSE HE WON’T! JUDAS IS PUSHING HIMSELF UP! THE PIZZA BOY CONTINUES STOMPING! THE CROWD IS GOING INSANE! AND JUDAS… JUDAS IS UP! JUDAS IS UP!! HE LIMPS FORWARD— RIGHT INTO THE PIZZA BOY’S SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!! IT GOT HIM! THE BOOT CONNECTS RIGHT OFF THE JAW! AND JUDAS IS TAKEN DOWN TO A KNEE— AND THE PIZZA BOY! WITH A SECOND DESPERATE SUPERKICK TO FINISH HIM OFF! THE RED LETTERS MAY HAVE JUST WON THE PIZZA BOY THE MATCH! AS HE DROPS STOMACH FIRST OVER JUDAS’ UNCONSCIOUS BODY!!!
ONEEEEEEEE!!!… TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!… THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Matt Ryder: BROS, WHAT?!? WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND… SOMEONE JUST PULLED THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING BY HIS FOOT! WAIT, I THINK… THAT’S DRAKE JAEGER!!! DRAKE JAEGER JUST PULLED THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING BY HIS FOOT!!! AND NOW HE’S SLIDING INTO THE RING! THE PIZZA BOY DOESN’T KNOW HE’S HERE! THE PIZZA BOY IS HARDLY STANDING UP, BUT I THINK THE PIZZA BOY THINKS HE’S WON! HE HAS HIS FIST RAISED INTO THE AIR— AND OH!!! HE TURNS RIGHT INTO A GALICK GUN FROM DRAKE JAEGER!!! DRAKE JAEGER BUSTS THE PIZZA BOY IN THE FACE WITH A RUNNING SINGLE HIGH KNEE!
Stew-O: WHAT DOES HE THINK HE’S DOING HERE? HE’S ALREADY COMPETED AND WON THE TEAM WARFARE MATCH TONIGHT! AND HE HAS TO STICK HIS NOSE WHERE IT DOESN’T BELONG— WHAT? ARE YOU… ARE YOU KIDDING ME? TIBERIUS JONES IS RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP NOW! AND HE HAS A NEW REFEREE GRABBED BY THE COLLAR! HE’S FORCING THE REFEREE DOWN THE RAMP! AND HE TOSSES THE REFEREE INTO THE RING, AND TIBERIUS JONES JOINS HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER; DRAKE! DO THESE TWO KNOW WHEN TO QUIT?
Matt Ryder: CLEARLY NOT… AS DRAKE JAEGER HOISTS THE PIZZA BOY ONTO HIS FEET! BUT HE’S LITERALLY HAVING TO HOLD HIM THERE! THE PIZZA BOY IS OUT OF IT! AND TIBERIUS JONES BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES… HEADHUNTER MISSILE DROPKICK TO THE SKULL OF THE PIZZA BOY! AND PIZZA BOY FALLS LIFELESSLY ONTO HIS BACK! THE NEW REFEREE WATCHES ON IN FEAR, AND DRAKE PULLS JUDAS OVER THE PIZZA BOY!!! AND TIBERIUS JONES IS SHOUTING AT THE REFEREE TO PIN! THE REFEREE OBLIGES!
Stew-O: NO!!! NOT THIS WAY! COME ON!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Cells” by The Servants proceeds to play shortly after the referee calls for the bell — while Drake and Jones look down at a beaten up Pizza Boy, Judas musters up enough energy to roll out of the ring, the new referee handing him the National Elite Championship… as he swipes it away from the referee, he leans back against the barricade, soaking in the carnage that’s left within the ring.)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match by pinfall… AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW NATIONALLLLLLLLLLLL ELITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!… JUUUUUUUUUUUUDAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Matt Ryder: Bros, I can’t believe it… why?! Why do these Hexa-rejects constantly have to ruin everything that’s good? You know what, THEY’LL GET WHAT THEY DESERVE!
Stew-O: I can’t say that I’m surprised by these sort of events anymore… I honestly have grown quite used to them. If it’s not Omerta, it’s Drake and Jones causing havoc in Dynasty. This is not the safe brand to be on anymore. I can’t even congratulate Judas for such a disgusting way to win, whether he had part in it, or not.
Matt Ryder: USED TO IT? BRO, JUST YOU WAIT! DRAKE AND JONES ARE GOING TO GET WHAT THEY HAVE COMING! CERBERUS WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! NEITHER WILL MONROE!
(Drake Jaeger steps on The Pizza Boy’s head, laughing as he does, and Tiberius Jones kneels down to him, shouting; “YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG PEOPLE!” — Judas walks backwards up the ramp, the crowd heavily booing, cradling his newly won EAW National Elite Championship, with a sadistic smile forming upon his face…)
(EAW Hall of Fame: Class of 2016 Ad Plays)
(We head back to ringside where the announcer is ready to call the next match.)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
(“2nd Sucks” by A Day To Remember plays as Starr Stan comes out sporting a special red and white attire to a huge ovation from the audience while he makes his entrance.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania! Weighing in at 240 pounds! He is EAW’s ONLY Olympic Gold Medalist…..STAAAAARRRRRR STAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!
WWEFan: A few weeks ago Starr Stan dropped a bombshell of an announcement as he went on Voltage and officially confirmed his retirement come Pain For Pride. His legendary career in EAW is coming to an end after nearly nine years in spectacular fashion with this retirement tour. The thing is though, this tour has turned a bit ugly in recent weeks due to this feud with Christian Locke. After weeks of torment on Christian’s part, Starr has refused to walk away without teaching the young kid a lesson in RESPECT. Starr is out here tonight to show that he still has it, that this retirement tour does not mean he still isn’t one of the best damn wrestlers there is!
(“Enemy” by Blue Stahli plays and right away the crowd reaction turns sour as Christian Locke makes his way down the ramp, sliding into the ring and taunting Starr.)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent! Making his way to the ring from Toronto, Ontario, Canada! Weighing in at 175 pounds! He is “The Truth”………….CHRISTIAAAAAAAANNNNN LOOOCCKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Kawajai: Don’t let his weight and small stature fool you, Christian is not one to underestimate. Honestly, in all of my years, I must say that Christian is up there with the most awe inspiring and innovative Elitists we’ve ever had. The kid can do some crazy stuff and he knows that! He brings a whole new style to the table and he believes that this style and everything that comes with the next generation, makes him better than competitors from the days of old. He sees Starr’s retirement as a long time coming, a relic finally leaving! Tonight he plans on exposing Starr as over the hill and from what I get, making sure he won’t be able to go another month! Christian already has a win over Starr by countout, now we must find out if he can get the pin!
(Christian and Starr stare each other down as they wait for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
WWEFan: Starr Stan is wasting no time, that bell rings and he lunges at Christian Locke for a takedown! Christian is fast enough to slide out of the way as Starr gets off of his knees from that attempt, gets up, and changes direction for his next charge! Christian is backstepping, trying to get away but Starr chases after him and catches him by the legs! Christian falls back but doesn’t go down! He slips out of the grip slightly as Starr still has a leg but the hold must now be broken due to Christian getting his upper body between the ropes! Christian has saved himself as Starr backs away and smiles. Starr tells the referee he has cooled down as he bends his knees slightly and puts his head down. Is he offering Christian the opportunity to put him in a headlock? Christian seems to be a bit puzzled, not sure what to make of this. If I were Christian, I would approach this with caution!
Kawajai: He seems to be doing so, he approaches Starr slowly and reaches hand out, and then quickly wraps his arm around Starr’s head when he sees the coast is clear! He has that headlock in as he wrenches back on that headlock, looking rather happy with himself but it seems to not be doing much effect! Starr quickly pushes him right off! Starr is all smiles now as Christian seems to be feeling a bit annoyed. Starr lets him half one more go as he leans down and Christian goes for it again! WOAH! STARR IS LIFTING HIM UP WHILE CHRISTIAN STILL HAS THAT HEADLOCK APPLIED! Christian is panicking as he kicks his legs but there is nothing he can do with Starr having him in that grip! SAITO SUPLEX AS CHRISTIAN IS FOLDED UP! He falls over and sits himself up, not even knowing where he is as he feels around for the ropes and then slithers away while holding his head and neck!
WWEFan: Things are not off to a good start for the rookie as Starr watches him walk around ringside. Starr smacks himself around, psyching himself up as he drops down to his back and then rolls out of the ring, meeting Christian in the middle as Christian runs right into him and falls down! He looks up at who is in front of him and now he has woken up! Christian is running like he has seen a ghost! Starr Stan is after him, this is very much like their encounter on Voltage where Christian was able to obtain his countout victory, Starr better watch out! The referee has reached a count of five as Christian stops and holds up his hands asking for a break, trying to buy time before he rushes back into the ring! Starr won’t be tricked twice though, he rolls in to follow Christian!
Kawajai: A countout might not have been what Christian was aiming for there! Starr rolls in and is immediately stomped on the back repeatedly! He can’t even get up! Christian suckered him in! He points at his head, trying to point out the fact that he has outsmarted Starr here as he then backs up against the ropes for momentum and tries for a flying forearm as — STARR STAN SHOOTS UP AND CATCHES HIM IN A BELLY TO BELLY! BUT NO! Christian has two fingers and drives them into the eyes of Starr Stan! Starr drops Christian and is then kicked in the gut as Christian grabs him and then runs to the ropes once more, walking up them and then delivering a tornado DDT! Starr Stan is hit with a roundhouse as he tries to get up and is then hit with a standing shooting star press! Christian Locke buries his forearm in the face of Starr in a forceful cover as the referee counts the pin!
WWEFan: Starr Stan kicks out! Christian will need to do more than that! He watches Starr get to a knee and then grabs him by the hand, using all of his might to Irish whip Starr into the corner! Starr Stan lays against the turnbuckle catching his breathe as Christian makes his way toward him with a full head of steam….INTO A BIG BOOT! Christian backs off after that as Starr Stan stands himself up on the middle rope and watches Christian come back to his senses! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT OFF OF THE MIDDLE ROPE! Starr grabs Christian by the hair now — SNAP SUPLEX! Christian turns over and tries to crawl over on all fours but Starr shoots for him and does a nasty takedown as Christian’s face slides against that hard canvas! Starr presses his face into the mat as he Starr takes his time with some carefully placed shots to the back of the head! Starr is having some fun with the kid, but the fun and games must come to an end! He gets Christian in a waist lock! He’s going for a dead lift!
Kawajai: GERMAN SUPLEX — NO! VICTORY ROLL ATTEMPTED! IT CAN’T EVEN GET A ONE THOUGH! STARR IS ON HIS FEET AND GOES RIGHT TO CHRISTIAN, NO WASTED MOVEMENT BY CHRISTIAN THOUGH AS HE REDIRECTS STARR INTO THE CORNER! A dropsault of sorts in the corner as Christian lands on his feet! He literally went up the body of Starr with that move! Starr Stan comes out of the corner directly into a headscissors and when he tries to get up from that, Christian seats himself on the back of Starr and then SLAMS HIM INTO THE MAT IN A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB! He could stack Starr Stan up there if he wanted to but decides against it and instead opts to observe him as he stirs!
WWEFan: Christian Locke is stomping his feet on the mat in rather dramatic fashion here! Christian has shown that he has no respect for legends, it seems he might be attempting to mock one of the all time greats here! He sees Starr Stan lift his head up — SUPERKICK, AND WHAT A SOUND THAT MADE AS IT CONNECTED! Starr Stan is out as Christian goes between the ropes and is on the apron, going all of the way to the top! Starr Stan is on his stomach and it appears Christian is going for something high risk! FROG SPLASH TO THE SPINE OF STARR STAN! He turns Starr over and hooks the leg of the American hero!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE….TWOOOOOOOO…….THR —
Kawajai: Starr Stan gets the shoulder up and Christian looks like he’s about to pull his hair out out of frustration, he thought the match was as good as done there! Christian leans against that turnbuckle and turns around, gripping the ropes! He jumps on the middle rope and then uses it as a boost to climb to the top as he launches himself off! He at first had his back turned but twists in mid air and then goes for a flip! 450 SPLASH! NO! HE WENT TO THE WELL A SECOND TIME AND IT WENT UP EMPTY AS STARR STAN MOVES INTO THE APRON TO SAVE HIMSELF! Starr Stan is picking himself up as Christian is holding his ribs in pain! He LEAPFROGS OVER CHRISTIAN AND IS NOW IN FRONT OF HIM! HE FORCES CHRISTIAN’S HEAD BETWEEN HIS KNEES AND LIFTS HIM UP! SITOUT POWERBOMB! Starr Stan places his hands on the chest of Christian and puts his legs over Christian’s shoulders, forcing them onto the mat! We got Starr’s first cover of the match here!
WWEFan: Christian maneuvers his legs near Starr’s arms and pushes him back, breaking the pin and saving the match for himself! They both are reaching their feet at around the same time and meet to go to blows but Christian ducks a right and instead goes for an enzuigiri! Starr rebounds off of the ropes after that into a hurricanrana…but catches him! He keeps a hold of Christian’s legs and OH! Christian’s upper half still fell back and his head hit the canvas! You can see his head bobble around from the whiplash as he is wide eyed and mouth agap. Talk about getting your bell rung! Starr Stan drops one of the legs and focuses on the right leg, the right ankle to be exact! He changes position and now has Christian in an ankle lock! The ankle lock is applied as Christian panics, walking with his hands trying to get a rope break!
Kawajai: Christian drags himself to the ropes and grips them for dear life! Starr keeps pulling and pulling, trying to pry him off of the ropes! He succeeds in doing so, but Christian saves himself with a flip and ends up on his two feet instead of his back! Spinning heel kick to the stomach by Christian but it is blocked! Starr Stan pulls Christian in by the tights! RED WHITE AND BLUE THUNDERBOMB! THE HEIGHT AND THE AMOUNT OF ROTATIONS STARR GOT ON THAT WAS INCREDIBLE! CHRISTIAN’S BODY IS LEFT CONTORTED FROM THE IMPACT! Starr Stan gets up and he is feeling it! KICK TO THE GUT, FORCING CHRISTIAN ON HIS BACK! He backs off to make room and goes old school with a standing headbutt! Christian Locke turns over on his side, holding his forehead as he groans in pain!
WWEFan: His night is not over as much as he wish it would be! Starr Stan leans in for The Elite Four! ONE GERMAN! ROLLS THROUGH! A SECOND GERMAN! THE THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX! A FOURTH OVERHEAD GERMAN SUPLEX! Starr Stan kips up after the fourth and spits out his mouthpiece as the straps of his singlet go down! Things are about to get serious! Starr Stan is stalking Christian Locke, measuring him! Starr Stan is raring to strike! Christian Locke gets up with his back to Starr Stan as picks him up! OLYMPIC SLAM! OH MY GOD, WAIT! CHRISTIAN COUNTERS MID-MOVE! SICK FLIP PILEDRIVER, DROPPING STARR STAN ON HIS NECK! Christian gets up and heads to the ropes to springboard! THE ZOMBIE MAKER ON STARR STAN! CHRISTIAN COMES CRASHING INTO STARR’S CHEST WITH FORCE AS EVEN CHRISTIAN FELT SOME PUSH BACK FROM THAT! Christian is writhing in pain but he can’t afford to wait, he gets to Starr Stan! ANOTHER COVER BY CHRISTIAN, THIS MUST BE IT!
Kawajai: NO! Starr Stan with the foot on the rope, the count must be called off, this match continues! Starr Stan’s got to be having a mental breakdown here, he is SHAKING! This dude is SHOCKED! Starr Stan looks like he is on the verge of passing out, the energy that Starr has left is being put into kicking out, that’s all he can do but with the will of Starr Stan, you know he’ll be ready to do so all night if he has to! Christian Locke picks Starr Stan up, clubs him in the back of the head a few times, and then runs across the ring! CARTWHEEL BACK ELBOW RIGHT TO THE JAW! Christian with a kip up of his own along with an “up yours” to the audience and that cocky grin of his! Christian has no problem with continuing to punish Starr, even with all of this frustration on his end! LEG DROP TO STARR STAN THAT KNOCKS THE WIND OUT OF HIM!
WWEFan: Christian stands tall over Starr and brings him up by the neck! He whips Starr across the ring, or at least attempts to, but Starr doesn’t go too far! He stops himself and brings Christian to HIM! EXPLOOODDDDEEEEERRRRRRR!!! LAST DITCH EFFORT FROM STARR AS CHRISTIAN GOES FLYING! WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM!? That might have been Starr’s saving grace! He stomps his feet and expects the crowd to follow, using the beat of their clapping as motivation to get himself up! Starr Stan is up and he tells Christian to follow his lead, he’s not even going on the attack, he wants Christian to be on level with him!
Kawajai: Christian and Starr are face to face and go to fisticuffs! These two are going to war! Punch to the face by Starr! Forearm by Christian! Punch! Forearm! Punch — SLAP TO THE FACE BY CHRISTIAN! Christian lets out a laugh, proud of himself for that as Starr has his head still turned to the side from that slap. His eyes are down and he is expressionless….but now….is he laughing!? He’s laughing to himself! He turns his head back and that all changes, he has the eyes of a killer! Starr Stan cocks back his fist and socks Christian right in the face! That is going to leave a hell of a shiner! He throws Christian into the corner and immediately runs at him as Christian goes to float over to save himself! STARR GRABS HIS LEGS THOUGH! FIREMAN’S CARRY DROP INTO THOSE TURNBUCKLES AS CHRISTIAN IS LEFT LAYING ON THEM!
WWEFan: Starr Stan picks up Christian from there! THE STOCK DROP! CHRISTIAN’S SKULL IS BROUGHT DOWN AGAINST THE MAT! Starr Stan kicks around the limp body of Christian, getting him into position as he points at the top rope! Christian has been doing crazy moves all night and it seems Starr Stan is going for one of his own! Starr walks toward the ropes — but Christian is trying to grip the ankle! He’s doing his damndest to bring Starr down but Starr just stares coldly at him — AND GIVES HIM A BOOT TO THE MOUTH! HE NEARLY KICKED THE KID’S TEETH IN! Christian lets go and once more goes down as Starr is free to go to the top rope! He has himself perched with his back turned as the crowd is on their feet! He’s looking around at them and then looks to see Christian Locke still down! Here he goes! STARRSAUUUULLLTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! IT CONNECTS AS STARR HOOKS BOTH LEGS!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(The crowd explodes immediately after the three count as “2nd Sucks” by A Day To Remember hits and Starr Stan rolls over and lets out a sigh of relief, stretching out his hand to the ref so that he may raise it.)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner………STAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR…….STTTTAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
WWEFan: A very satisfying victory from Starr Stan! That was his best match since returning honestly, him and Christian Locke just entered that ring together and created magic! The action, the intensity, as said before, that match was very much a war! A war that I didn’t think either were going to get into!
Kawajai: Christian Locke came into this match unproven, a rookie, and tonight he pushed a four time world champion and EAW Hall of Famer to his absolute limit. Christian pulled out some moves I don’t think I’ve ever seen used here in EAW! As the match progressed you had to wonder if Starr could win it and it took him going high risk himself up and busting out his last resort move, the Starrsault, to defeat Christian.
WWEFan: That match was definitely something as — Hold up. What is this?
(Starr Stan walks up to Christian in the corner as he is recovering. Christian looks up, ready to fight as Starr doesn’t engage, instead offering his hand for a handshake.)
Kawajai: Starr Stan is looking for a handshake here after that hell of a contest! Even after all that Christian put him through he still has earned his respect, but the question is will he accept! Christian looks hesitant as he picks himself up. Starr is insisting that he shake it as even the crowd wants it. Christian is looking around! He reaches out his hand! He goes to shake it!
WWEFan: Ugh, no. Christian fakes him out and smugly pulls back his hand as he passes by Starr Stan, come on!
Kawajai: Hang on there Fan, look closely there. Christian did walk by him but it seemed he snuck in a pat to the back there, a little tap to acknowledge a job well done. Christian might be a bit too prideful to accept a handshake and is trying to maintain his image, but it’s hard to not have at least some respect after a match like that! Christian Locke thought that Starr Stan was past his prime and washed up and he was proven wrong tonight as Starr Stan’s retirement tour carries on!
(We get one one last shot as Starr Stan looks down at his hand before turning his head to look at Christian walk off, giving him a smirk. He turns back to the audience, raises his hands up and does a bow to the crowd before leaving the ring and interacting with the fans as we fade elsewhere.)
(Commercial for the new Grand Rampage Steelbook Blu-Ray, DVD, and Media Download Combo Pack, exclusively available at Best Buy)
(A video package plays, highlighting the history between Ares Vendetta, Hades, and Tyler Parker, leading to their feud for the Answers World Championship)
(The camera transitions back to the TD Garden as the titantron shows all of the former Answers World Champions)
(“Wanted Man” [Acoustic Version] by Rev Theory plays all throughout the arena as Hades makes his way out to the stage in his usual black and red attire)
Kawajai: I’ve been waiting for this match all night, Fan! This match is not gonna be for the faint of heart, I can tell you that! This man Hades, two years ago, main evented Pain For Pride 7 to become the Answers World Champion, and now tonight, he seeks to take it back!
WWEFan: He’s in it for more than that, Kawa, he wants redemption for Ares taking several months from him by injuring him sometime before Road To Redemption. Hades has been a force of nature since returning, and you can be damn sure he’ll do whatever it takes to take back everything he lost.
(“Never Catch Me” by Travis Scott plays all throughout the arena as Tyler Parker makes his way out to the stage in silver and white attire)
Kawajai: Both men challenging Ares tonight have an axe to grind with the Champion, and yeah, you can’t blame THEM, but can you really blame HIM? Ares did what he had to to become the World Champion.
WWEFan: And he’s paying the price right now. Tyler Parker and Ares nearly killed one another at Fighting Spirit, so I can only imagine what’s to come after Tyler’s returned after months away at the hands of Ares.
(“Bloodlust” by contRoVersy plays all throughout the arena as Ares Vendetta makes his way out to the stage in grey and black attire with the Answers World Championship around his waist)
Kawajai: Several months back, Ares was at his lowest point, but ever since coming to Voltage, he’s taken it by storm and become the youngest World Champion in EAW history! He’s not about to let it all slip through his fingers tonight, I assure you of that, Fan.
WWEFan: If Ares had done it all without having to nearly end the careers of others, I’m sure he wouldn’t be in this situation, but he is. Call it poetic justice, call it a coincidence, but it’s happening. He’s got a Title to defend and two challengers who want his head on a spike.
(Ares, Hades, and Tyler each stand in a corner of the ring as the Ring Announcer enters the center)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Announcer: The following contest is a THREE WAY DANCE…. AND IT IS FOR THE ANSWERS! WORLD!! CHAMPIONSHIP!!!…..Introducing the challengers…. First, from Devil Town, North Carolina…. He weighed in tonight at 325 Pounds…. HE IS “EAW’S VINTAGE HELLRAISER”…. HADES! THE!! HELLLLLLRRRRRRAAAIIIIISSSSEEERRR!!!
(Hades continues to stare down with both men, unmoving)
Announcer: Next, from San Diego, California…. He weighed in tonight at 213 Pounds…. HE IS “THE FACE OF EAW”…. TYLER PAAAAAAAARRRRRRKKKKKKEEEERRRR!!!….
(Tyler triumphantly raises a hand as the crowd cheers as he keeps his eyes focused on both opponents)
Announcer: And lastly… From the Land of the Rising Sun…. He weighed in tonight at 217 Pounds…. HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING EAW ANSWERS CHAMPION OF THE WOOOORRLLLDD….. “THE BLACK VULTURE”, ARES VEEENNNNNNNNDDDDDEEEEEETTTTTAAAAAA!!!….
(Ares remains crouched in the corner of the ring with the Answers World Championship lying in front of him)
Kawajai: I think those faces say all that needs to be said… They’re ready to go.
(Ares hands the Answers World Title to the Official, who holds it up for each competitor to see, holds it up for the crowd and camera to see, and hands it off to a worker at ringside before calling for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Kawajai: This Answers World Title match is officially underway as all three men stare down… And Ares quickly drops to the outside! He wants no part of this! He knows exactly what’s gonna happen if he tries to fairly start this one out with Hades and Tyler! Smart strategy, but it doesn’t look like Tyler or Hades are gonna just call it quits on getting their redemption just like that… Both men have their eyes locked on Ares… And they both exit to the outside! Both men on each side of Ares! He rolls back into the ring! Hades and Tyler go right after him! Ares rushes straight into Tyler with a big knee to send him back out while Hades enters the ring! Ares charges at him! HADES CATCHES ARES BY HIS THROAT WITH ONE HAND! HE SENDS HIM UP!! Ares fights it as he drops back down to his feet, breaks from the grip of Hades, and tops it off with a jumping enzuigiri!! Ares needs to stay on him! He–TYLER PARKER FROM BEHIND WITH A WAIST LOCK! ARES IS FIGHTING THE INCOMING GERMAN SUPLEX ATTEMPT WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT! He swings an elbow into the side of Tyler’s skull! TYLER DOESN’T EVEN GIVE A DAMN AS HE STRAIGHT UP DEADLIFTS ARES RIGHT INTO HIS HEAD WITH A BRUTAL GERMAN SUPLEX! Ares is looking dazed as he struggles to get back up to his feet after that!
WWEFan; HADES RUSHES IN WITH A RUNNING BIG BOOT THAT TURNS ARES INSIDE OUT!! Ares is down! I think his luck just ran out!
Kawajai: Hades and Tyler are two very hungry competitors and they would love nothing more than to take the Answers World Championship and Ares Vendetta’s career along with it. Both men watch a damaged Ares like two predators eying their prey as he struggles to get back to his feet! Ares quickly rolls to the outside, trying to escape once more! TYLER CHARGES! SUICIDE DIVE CONNECTS STRAIGHT INTO ARES ON THE OUTSIDE! Both men are down, but Tyler refuses to stop there! Ares didn’t just nearly end his career, he nearly ended his LIFE! His LIFE! Tyler crawls over to Ares, laying into him! Ares isn’t going down without a fight as he swings lefts and rights of his own! Hold on… Hades now… He’s climbing! What the Hell does he think he’s doing?! He’s nearly seven feet tall!
WWEFan: I think we know exactly what he’s doing! Tyler and Ares are up, exchanging shots! HADES LEAPS! HE COMES CRASHING DOWN ONTO BOTH MEN!! All three are down! Hades is the first to show signs of life as he starts pushing himself back to his feet… He reaches down, clutching the hair of Ares in his hand, dragging him back up! ARES WITH A LOWBLOW! A LOWBLOW TO HADES! Hades drops to his knees in pain as a desperate Ares Vendetta searches for something underneath the ring… He drags out a steel cooking sheet! What the Hell would that be underneath there for?! Nonetheless, he’s gonna use it for all he can as he swings it straight into the skull of Hades! Ares slowly rises up to his feet as he smacks that sheet off the skull of Hades a second time!
Kawajai: Tyler now trying to get back up… AND ARES WITH THAT STEEL SHEET OFF TYLER’S SKULL NOW!! Ares grabs a hold of Hades, dragging him up to his feet and sends him rolling back into the ring! He’s gonna try to end him right here and now! Ares climbs up to the apron and makes his way towards the nearest top turnbckle! He’s making his way to the high rent district! Hades is in trouble! Ares is perched! METEORA!!!! NO–ARES IS STOPPED AS TYLER CLIMBS UP ON THE APRON! HE LAYS INTO ARES WITH SEVERAL HARD CLOSED-FIST SHOTS! ARES CAN BARELY DEFEND HIMSELF! TYLER NOW WITH A LOUD, SICKENING HEADBUTT OFF THE SKULL OF ARES! HE PULLS HIM IN! TYLER’S GOT HIS FEET ON THE MIDDLE ROPE! DON’T!
WWEFan: SUPERPLEX!!! MY GOD–A SUPERPLEX DOWN TO THE RING APRON AS THE SPINE OF ARES VENDETTA JUST EMPHATICALLY CRASHES DOWN ONTO THAT UNFORGIVING APRON!! Tyler is trying to kill this man! He doesn’t care what it takes! Hades grabs a hold of the foot of Ares and drags him back into the ring… There’s a cover!
Kawajai: Hades raises the head and shoulders of Ares to break the fall! It looks like he’s thinking better of ending him like that! Hades is filled with loathing for this man! He wants to punish him! He wraps a hand around the throat of Ares, choking him in the middle of the ring as Ares gasps for air! Look at this! Hades is LITERALLY lifting Ares up by his throat! Hades rising to his feet with Ares in his grasp! HE PICKS HIM UP! CHOKESLAM!!! A BIG CHOKESLAM CONNECTS ON ARES VENDETTA!! Hades still isn’t looking for a pin yet! He’s shaking his head! He wants Ares to suffer! Hades makes his way to the outside, searching underneath the ring… He pulls out a chair and throws it into the ring! He pulls out another chair, throwing it into the ring as well! He’s got a third chair that he throws in the ring! A fourth chair goes flying into the ring! How many is he gonna get?!
WWEFan: As many as he pleases, Kawa, it’s all legal! Hades pulls out a trash can and throws it into the ring, nearly hitting a still downed Ares! He sends a second trash can in there! Hades pulling out a table now! He sends it sliding into the ring before looking underneath once more! Now he…. Oh no… Hades pulls out a barbed wire 2×4!! That seems to be more like what he was looking for as he looks to get back to punishing Ares! Tyler’s back to his feet in the ring as Hades enters with that barbed wire 2×4… Both men lock eyes… Hades now… Offering the 2×4 to Tyler?! Does he have any idea what he’s doing?!
Kawajai: I guess they’ve both got a chip on their shoulder, but come on! Ares is desperate just to get to his feet! TYLER DRIVES THAT BARBED WIRE 2X4 INTO THE GUT OF ARES!! TYLER IT INTO THE SPINE OF ARES NOW! THE BARBED WIRE SLICING HIS SKIN WITH EVERY SHOT! ARES VENDETTA IS AT THE MERCY OF THE TWO MOST DANGEROUS MEN HE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY GOTTEN INTO THE RING WITH! BLOOD IS RUNNING DOWN HIS BODY! TYLER SWINGS THAT BARBED WIRE 2X4 ONCE MORE! ARES DODGES, TRYING TO ESCAPE THE RING! HE MAKES IT OUT TO THE APRON BEFORE HADES GRABS A HOLD OF HIM, PULLING HIM BACK!
WWEFan: Ares is like a cornered animal, trying to do anything to escape, but I don’t think it’s happening any time soon! Ares and Hades are jocking for position on the apron while Tyler Parker seems to be climbing up to the top with that 2×4 in hand! TYLER LEAPS FROM THE TOP AND DRIVES THAT BARBED WIRE 2X4 INTO THE SPINE OF ARES VENDETTA ON THE WAY DOWN–MY GOD!! THESE MEN ARE TEARING ARES APART! THEY MIGHT GENUINELY END HIS CAREER IF THIS KEEPS UP! Ares drops like a ragdoll down to the mat as Hades rolls to the outside! He grabs a hold of the bloodied Ares as Tyler looks on, ready to keep this torture going! HADES LITERALLY THROWING ARES STRAIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE! HANDLING ARES LIKE HE’S A CHILD AS HE THROWS HIM INTO THAT BARRICADE! Tyler drops the 2×4 and pulls Ares up, navigating him towards the timekeeper’s booth… PICKING UP MOMENTUM! HE SENDS ARES CRASHING THROUGH THE BARRICADE OF THE BOOTH!! THEY’RE DISMANTLING THE CHAMPION!
Kawajai: This first defense could very well be Ares’ last if this keeps up, Fan. This… This is getting hard to watch… Tyler pulling Ares out of the wreckage of that booth and sends him crashing into the edge of the Showdown announce table now! Tyler starts ripping off the cover, pulling out a monitor! HE DRIVES IT INTO THE SKULL OF ARES! Ares is a bloody mess… I don’t know how much more he can take… HADES NOW GRABS A HOLD OF ARES! HE PULLS HIM IN! PICKING THE CHAMPION UP! COME ON, HADES! DON’T!
WWEFan: LAST CALL!!!! THE LAST CALL CONNECTS AS ARES VENDETTA IS DRIVEN THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! THE ENTIRE TABLE HAS SHATTERED AS THE REFEREE RUSHES OUT TO CHECK ON ARES! THE REF’S CALLING FOR A DOCTOR TO COME CHECK ON THE BLOODIED AND BEATEN ARES! HADES WANTS TO FINISH HIM OFF, BUT HE MAY BE FINISHED OFF ALREADY AS THE REF TELLS HIM TO GET BACK! Hades rolls back into the ring, egging Ares on to get back up as Tyler joins him.. Both men look like rabid dogs, they both want a piece of Ares, even after all the damage they’ve inflicted…
(A Doctor rushes out to check on Ares as the Referee gets back in the ring)
Kawajai: Ares was playing a dangerous game tonight, Fan, and I think it went as bad as it possibly could have. He’s bloody, he’s not moving, he may not be conscious. Both Hades and Tyler don’t give a damn.
(The Doctor tries to get a response from Ares as Hades and Tyler Parker look on)
WWEFan: I think they need to get him to a hospital, I think even if he’s–
Kawajai: HADES WRAPS A HAND AROUND THE THROAT OF TYLER?! CHOKESLAM!!!! A ONE-ARM CHOKESLAM CONNECTS AS TYLER PARKER IS DRIVEN INTO THE CANVAS!! WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM?!!
WWEFan: I THINK HADES WANTS ARES ALL TO HIMSELF AS HE COVERS TYLER!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!…………
Kawajai: TYLER KICKS OUT! He’s not finished that easily! Hades knows he’s gone too far to turn back now! Tyler’s gonna want payback! Hades needs to eliminate Tyler as quickly as possible! He grabs a nearby chair as he rises back to his feet… Tyler looks like he just got hit by a truck, he doesn’t know what just hit him! HADES SWINGS THAT CHAIR DOWN INTO THE BODY OF TYLER WITH SUCH FORCE! YOU COULD HEAR THAT IN THE CHEAP SEATS! HADES SWINGS THAT CHAIR AGAIN INTO THE ARM OF TYLER NOW! ANOTHER SHOT OFF THE SPINE OF TYLER THIS TIME! HADES DROPS DOWN AND COVERS HIM!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!
WWEFan: And Tyler Parker kicks out again! He refuses to let it end there! Hades looks none too happy, but this is the resilience it takes to be a World Champion, and he should know it better than anyone else! Hades grabs that chair once more as he rises back up to his feet… Placing the end of it to the throat of Tyler! Hades choking the life out of him! Hades desperately wants to get Tyler out of this match!
(A still bloodied Ares is shown talking to the Doctor on the outside before cutting back to Hades and Tyler Parker in the ring)
Kawajai: I’m stunned they haven’t gotten Ares out of here… Hades unfolds that steel chair, looking to put to use once more! Tyler made a fatal mistake in not being the first man to strike between them! Hades lifts him up to finish the job! A HAND AROUND THE THROAT ONCE MORE! CHOKESLAM!!! TYLER COUNTERS IT INTO A DDT AS HADES IS DRIVEN THROUGH THE SEAT OF THAT CHAIR!!! WHAT A MOVE! TYLER MAY HAVE JUST SAVED HIMSELF THERE! HADES ISN’T MOVING! TYLER ROLLS OVER TO DRAPE AN ARM ACROSS THE CHEST OF HADES!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!
WWEFan: Hades kicks out! He’s every bit as resilient as his opponent! He’s already looking to get back up to potentially take back control… Tyler’s not far behind him as both men climb up to their knees! They lock eyes.. TYLER GRABS A NEARBY CHAIR AND SWINGS IT OFF THE SKULL OF HADES! ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT TO THE SKULL OF HADES! TYLER RISES BACK TO HIS FEET AND JUST CHUCKS THAT CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF HADES!! HE GRABS ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE CHAIRS AND THROWS IT INTO THE SKULL OF HADES WITH ALL HIS MIGHT! TYLER RUSHES INTO THE ROPES TO SPRINGBOARD OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE! FINAL CHAPTER!!! A MASSIVE FINAL CHAPTER CONNECTS ON HADES!! TYLER’S FEELING IT! HE’S NOT GOING FOR THE COVER, BUT HE INTENDS TO ELIMINATE HADES AS HE STARTS TO GET BACK TO A VERTICAL BASE! He reaches down, pulling Hades up!
Kawajai: Hades made a wrong move turning on his only ally in this match, and he’s about to pay for it dearly! TYLER’S GOT HIM! ACROSS THE PARK ONTO THOSE CHAIRS!!!! HADES LIFTS HIMSELF AND TYLER UP?! HE’S GOT TYLER UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!! TYLER’S FIGHTING IT! HE SLIDES OFF THE BACK OF HADES! HADES TURNS AROUND AS TYLER SWINGS A BIG FOREARM SHOT, BUT HADES BLOCKS IT! HE PICKS TYLER UP!! BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!! TYLER’S FIGHTING IT ONCE MORE! HE REFUSES TO LET IT CONNECT! HE KNOWS HE’S FINISHED IF IT CONNECTS! HADES CHARGES INTO THE NEARBY CORNER AND LAUNCHES TYLER FACE-FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! A DAZED TYLER WOOZILY WALKS INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AS HADES COMES OFF THE ROPES! HE’S GOT A FULL HEAD OF STEAM! RUNNING BIG BOOT!! IT’S CAUGHT! TYLER CATCHES IT! EXPLODER SUPLEX ON HADES!!!
WWEFan: What a back and forth! These two men have completely betrayed one another in this contest and they couldn’t give a damn! It’s every man for himself when it all comes down to it! Tyler’s the only man moving after that exchange as he desperately tries to get back up… He grabs a hold of Hades, once more trying to finish this…. Hades may be done here as Tyler pulls him up… HE’S GOT IT! ACROSS THE PARK!!!! ACROSS THE PARK CONNECTS AS HADES IS DRILLED INTO THE CANVAS!!! TYLER NEEDS TO COVER HIM! HE NEEDS TO GET THE PIN! HADES IS FINISHED! TYLER IS CRAWLING HIS WAY TOWARDS HADES!
Kawajai: METEORA?!!! METEORA!!!! A METEORA OUT OF FREAKIN’ NOWHERE FROM ARES VENDETTA!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! HE’S STILL ALIVE! ARES IS STILL COVERED IN BLOOD, STILL BATTERED, BUT HE’S STILL IN THIS!! WHERE THE HELL DID HE COME FROM?! ARES CRAWLS OVER TO TYLER PARKER TO ELIMINATE HIM FROM THIS MATCH AS HE DRAPES AN ARM ACROSS THE CHEST!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!!
WWEFan: TYLER KICKS OUT! HE’S STILL IN THIS! ARES IMMEDIATELY CRAWLS HIS WAY TOWARDS HADES! HE COVERS HIM!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!
WWEFan: AND HADES KICKS OUT AS WELL! NEITHER MAN WILL STAY DOWN! Ares thought he had this match won with that Ares starts dragging himself back to a vertical base, he has no other choice but to keep going… He grabs that nearby table, bringing it with him as he gets to his feet… The sheer look of hate on his face as he eyes his opponents… ARES DRIVES THE END OF THAT TABLE DOWN INTO THE BODY OF HADES! Ares limps over to the nearby corner now, placing the table against it before turning his attention back to Hades… Dragging him up…. Ares now–CHAIR SHOT!! TYLER PARKER WITH A CHAIR SHOT OFF THE BACK OF ARES! ARES LOOKS MORE PISSED OFF THAN ANYTHING AS HE TURNS AROUND! TYLER PUSHES HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET AND SWINGS WITH THAT CHAIR ONCE MORE! ARES DODGES AND NAILS TYLER WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT! HE GRABS THE CHAIR FROM TYLER! ARES SWINGS FOR THE FENCES!! TYLER DODGES THIS TIME AS THE CHAIR GOES FLYING OUT OF ARES’ HANDS! ARES TURNS AROUND AS HE’S MET WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! TYLER PULLS HIM IN! PICKING HIM UP! DEPRAVITY!!!! ARES WITH A KNEE INTO THE SKULL OF TYLER! ANOTHER KNEE AS HE DROPS DOWN TO HIS FEET!
Kawajai: ARES PICKS TYLER UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! TYLER’S FIGHTING WITH ELBOWS TO THE SIDE OF THE SKULL! ARES BURSTS FORWARD! RUNNING DEATH VALLEY DRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE IN THE CORNER!!! TYLER PARKER HAS GOT TO BE OUT AFTER THAT! ARES HAS A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY TO FINISH THIS MATCH IF HE CAN JUST ELIMINATE SOMEONE! EVEN ONE PERSON! He grabs the ropes to aid himself up to his feet… And starts making his way towards Hades… Ares grabs a hold of Hades, pulling him up by both arms! There’s the double underhook! HE’S GOT HIM SET UP! PEDIGREE DRIVER!!!!
WWEFan: HADES COUNTERS AS HE LIFTS ARES UP AND DROPS HIM THROAT-FIRST ON THE TOP ROPE! ARES GASPS FOR AIR AS HADES FORCES HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET! ARES TURNS TO HADES! THERE’S A HAND AROUND THE THROAT!! HE SENDS HIM UP!! CHOKESLAM!!!! A CHOKESLAM STRAIGHT ONTO A NEARBY TRASHCAN!!! ARES HAS TO BE FINISHED!! BUT HADES ISN’T DONE! HE’S STILL NOT SATISFIED AS HE MAKES HIS WAY TOWARDS TYLER PARKER! HADES DRAGS TYLER UP… HE PICKS HIM UP! MAKING HIS WAY OVER TO THE DOWNED ARES… BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!! A BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS ONTO TYLER PARKER AND INTO A DOWNED ARES VENDETTA!! HAS CROSSES THE ARMS TO COVER HIM!!!
(The lights in the arena suddenly go out)
Kawajai: What in the…. What the Hell?
WWEFan: Something seems to be wrong with–
(The lights in the arena come back on to reveal Eclipse Diemos staring down with a confused and angry Hades)
WWEFan: I have no idea what Eclipse Diemos thinks he’s doing! Hades looks as confused as the rest of us!
(Hades slowly rises back to his feet as Eclipse silently stares him down with a wicked grin)
Kawajai: I don’t like the looks of this, Fan… Wherever this guy shows up, trouble isn’t far behind. I don’t know what business he has in this match, but–
WWEFan: LOOK OUT!! MADISON KALINE IN FROM BEHIND WITH A BARBED WIRE CHAIR TO THE BACK OF HADES!! HADES DOESN’T FALL! HE’S IN PAIN, BUT HE DOESN’T FALL AS HE SLOWLY TURNS AROUND! MADISON SWINGS THAT BARBED WIRE CHAIR INTO HIS SKULL!! WHAT A SHOT! WHAT A SICKENING SHOT!! ECLIPSE CATCHES HADES BEFORE HE FALLS, MUTTERING SOMETHING TO HIM… HE TURNS HIM AROUND! COME ON! He helps Hades back up…. GLASGLOW SMILE!!!! ECLIPSE DIEMOS WITH THAT DEVASTATING DISCUS CLOTHESLINE AS HADES IS OUT!! ECLIPSE GRABS THE ARM OF ARES AND DRAPES IT ACROSS THE CHEST OF HADES!! THE REF HAS NO CHOICE, BUT DAMN IT!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!………… THREEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Hades has been ELIMINATED!!
Kawajai: Eclipse Diemos just screwed Hades out of this match for no good reason, but you can tell he’s got something to justify this with with that sadistic smile! Ridiculous!
(Eclipse and Madison take their leave as the crowd loudly boos)
WWEFan: Unfortunately, nothing can even be done about it as anything goes in this contest… Hades is out whether we like it or not as this match is now between Tyler Parker and Ares Vendetta. Ares is the only one showing any signs of life as he drags himself towards Tyler… Ares now on his knees as he grabs Tyler by his hair and nails him with a closed-fist shot! He wants some payback from earlier! He wants to punish Tyler now as he lays into him with multiple shots! Tyler can’t defend himself! Blood starts running down Tyler’s forehead as Ares lays into him! Ares grabs a nearby chair… He… Oh no… Wrapping it around the throat of Tyler… Come on, Ares, there’s no need to go this far! End the damn match! Ares has lost his damn mind as he pushes himself back to his feet and makes his way towards the nearby corner! Somebody stop him! He’s on the verge of breaking Tyler’s neck as he ascends to the top turnbuckle! HOLD ON! TYLER PULLS OFF THE CHAIR! THIS BOSTON CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET! TYLER’S COME BACK TO LIFE HERE AS HE RISES TO HIS FEET, AND ARES DOESN’T EVEN KNOW IT!
Kawajai: ARES IS PERCHED!! TYLER’S UP AS HE LAUNCHES THAT STEEL CHAIR AT THE SKULL OF ARES VENDETTA WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT!! AN ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING SOUND AS THAT CHAIR BOUNCED OFF OF THE SKULL OF ARES!! TYLER’S RUNNING ON NOTHING BUT FUMES AS HE RUSHES UP THAT CORNER WITH ARES, LAYING INTO HIM WITH HARD SHOTS! ARES DOES ALL HE CAN TO FIGHT BACK! HE FORCES TYLER OFF, SENDING HIM FALLING DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! TYLER ROLLS BACK UP TO HIS FEET! HE CHARGES! SPRINGBOARD OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE! FINAL CHAPTER CONNECTS!! ARES IS OUT OF IT! HE LOOKS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT AS TYLER RUSHES BACK UP! CLIMBING UP THERE AS FAST AS HE CAN! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK!! HE’S GOT IT! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPERPLEX!!! AN EMPHATIC DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPERPLEX CONNECTS AS ARES VENDETTA GOES CRASHING TO THE CANVAS!!
WWEFan: COVER HIM, TYLER! NO MORE TRYING TO GET YOUR REDEMPTION! YOU’VE GOT IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! COVER HIM AND TAKE THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! TYLER’S CRAWLING TOWARDS HIM! HE’S GOT TO MAKE IT! HE’S SO CLOSE! HE’S NEVER HELD THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE, BUT THAT CHANGES TONIGHT! HE ENDS ARES’ REIGN! TYLER DRAPES AN ARM ACROSS THE CHEST OF ARES!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!
Kawajai: ARES KICKS OUT! YES! HE KICKS OUT! THE CHAMPION IS STILL IN IT! HE’S NOT FINISHED HERE JUST YET! HE SAID IT HIMSELF! TYLER’S GONNA HAVE TO KILL HIM IF HE WANTS TO WIN THIS MATCH!
WWEFan: Tyler’s running on autopilot by this point, Kawa, he’s out of it… But he’s going to do whatever it takes to keep Ares down as he drags him up… He’s got him in position to end it! ACROSS THE PARK!!!! SNAPMARE TAKEDOWN!! ARES WITH A SNAPMARE TAKEDOWN OUT OF NOWHERE AS HE STRUGGLES TO GET UP! HE PUSHES HIMSELF TO HIS FEET AND SWINGS A SHOOT KICK INTO THE SPINE OF TYLER! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! ARES WITH A PENALTY KICK OFF THE BACK OF TYLER’S SKULL!!! AND HE SWINGS THE LEG BACK FOR A HEEL KICK!!! ROLL-UP!!! TYLER PARKER WITH A SCHOOLBOY ROLL-UP!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!!
Kawajai: HE KICKS OUT OF IT! ARES AND TYLER HAVE COME TO LIFE AS THEY BOTH RACE BACK TO THEIR FEET! THEY’RE UP! TYLER CHARGES!! METEORA!!!! LEAPING METEORA!!!! ARES CAUGHT HIM!! HE COVERS!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!
WWEFan: TYLER PARKER – JESUS CHRIST – HE SOMEHOW KICKS OUT!! HE’S SOMEHOW STILL FIGHTING! HE SPENT MONTHS AND MONTHS WONDERING IF HE WOULD EVER STEP INTO A RING AGAIN, AND THIS IS WHERE ALL HIS WORK TOWARDS TAKING BACK THAT TIME CULMINATES!!
Kawajai: WELL ARES ISN’T HAVING IT! HE’S GONNA FINISH THIS OFF! ARES GRABS TYLER, SETTING HIM UP! HE’S GOT IT!! VULGAR DISPLAY OF POWER!!!! THAT OMOPLATA ARMBAR IS LOCKED IN AS ARES STOMPS THE BACK OF TYLER’S SKULL!! TYLER’S GOT NOWHERE TO GO!! HE DOESN’T EVEN NEED TO TAP, HE’S GONNA BE KNOCKED OUT COLD!!
WWEFan: TYLER ROLLS ARES ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!
WWEFan: IT’S BROKEN UP AS ARES KICKS OUT! TYLER IMMEDIATELY GRABS THE ARM OF ARES!! CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!!! HE’S GOT A CRIPPLER CROSSFACE IN ON ARES VENDETTA OUT OF NOWHERE!! TYLER WANTS THIS MATCH! HE WANTS THE CHAMPIONSHIP! HE WANTS REVENGE!! ARES IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET A HOLD OF THE ROPES, BUT IT’S NOT GONNA SAVE HIM!! TYLER’S PULLING BACK FURTHER AND FURTHER ON THIS HOLD!! ARES REACHES DESPERATELY FOR THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR MADISON KALINE LEFT LYING IN THE RING! HE NEEDS IT IF HE WANTS TO SURVIVE THIS MATCH! ARES REACHES….
Kawajai: TYLER GRABS IT!! TYLER PULLS ON THE BARBED WIRE, TEARING IT OFF OF THE CHAIR AND WRAPPING IT AROUND THE FACE OF ARES FOR THE CROSSFACE!!! THE BARBED WIRE SLICING ARES’ FACE AS TYLER SQUEEZES IT AND PULLS ON HIS NECK IN THIS CROSSFACE!! ARES SLOWLY ROLLS TYLER OVER, TRYING TO TURN IT INTO A ROLL UP AS TYLER EMPHATICALLY PULLS BACK ON THAT BARBED WIRE!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………… THREE!!!!!!!!!
WWEFan: ARES TAPS!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(The Referee sees Ares tapping out as he calls for the bell with a concerned look on his face)
(“Bloodlust” by contRoVersy plays all throughout the arena as Tyler Parker lets go of the crossface with a confused expression)
WWEFan: Wait, did Ares tap out or did he get the pin on Tyler Parker?
(The Referee speaks to the Timekeeper as both men try to decide what happened)
Kawajai: I don’t think the Referee even knows…
(“Bloodlust” fades out as Tyler Parker tries to speak to the Official)
WWEFan: It sounds like the Referee is calling for a replay to confirm who won.
(A slow-motion replay is shown of the ending of the match as the Referee’s hand comes down for the count of three as Ares begins to tap out at the same time)
Kawajai: I honestly can’t tell which happened first. What’s the Ref gonna do?
(Y2Impact makes his way out to the stage, visibly angry as he tries to argue with the official)
WWEFan: Impact looks none too happy. I’m sure he was watching backstage. He wants to know who he’s facing at Pain For Pride.
(Another replay of the ending is shown before cutting back to the Referee telling the Ring Announcer something inaudible)
Announcer: The Referee for this match has come to the decision that Ares Vendetta tapped out….
(The crowd erupts with cheers)
Announcer: At the same time that his hand counted Tyler Parker’s shoulders to three.
(The crowd boos)
Announcer: Therefore, he has ruled this match a DRAW!
Kawajai: What? Come on! Somebody had to have won!
(Tyler Parker and Impact argue with the Official in the ring as a bloodied and battered Ares Vendetta struggles to get to his feet in the corner)
Announcer: As a result… STILL ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION…. ARES VENDETTA!!!!…..
WWEFan: I guess I can’t argue. I don’t like it, and nobody else seems to, but the proof is right there on the screen. Ares tapped out as soon as the Official’s hand counted three.
(Tyler Parker immediately gets in Ares Vendetta’s face)
Tyler (no mic): You didn’t win anything tonight. You didn’t win [censored] anything! We’re not finished, you understand me? We’re–
Kawajai: Impact pushes Tyler out of the way and gets in Ares’ face! I don’t think he liked that!
Impact (no mic): I’ll see you at Pain For Pride.
WWEFan: TYLER PULLS IMPACT AROUND! HE NAILS HIM WITH A BIG RIGHT HAND! IMPACT FIRES BACK WITH A SHOT OF HIS OWN! BOTH MEN LAYING INTO ONE ANOTHER, THROWING LEFTS AND RIGHTS!!
Kawajai: Ares isn’t having any of it! He wants out of this! He survived here tonight, and that’s all that matters to him!
(Ares gets to the outside, grabbing his Answers World Championship and making his way up the ramp as Tyler Parker and Impact brawl inside the ring)
WWEFan: TYLER AND IMPACT REVISITING THEIR FEUD HERE TONIGHT AS THEY LAY INTO ONE ANOTHER WHILE THE REFEREE TRIES TO PULL THEM APART!
Kawajai: Ares doesn’t give a damn! He doesn’t care who challenges him at Pain For Pride so long as he’s–
(“This Means War” by Avenged Sevenfold plays all throughout the arena as the crowd erupts into deafening cheers while Ares Vendetta stops half-way up the ramp)
Kawajai: ….. No way….
WWEFan: I can’t hear you over the sound of this crowd! I–
(Devan Dubian slowly walks out onto the stage as a bloodied and battered Ares Vendetta looks on, slowly dropping the Answers World Championship next to him)
Kawajai: Oh my God…
WWEFan: It’s him! I can’t believe it! He’s back! Devan Dubian is back! Ares Vendetta is STUNNED! Absolutely STUNNED! He has no idea what to do!
Kawajai: I don’t think there’s anything he can do, Fan!
WWEFan: DEVAN CHARGES FORWARD AS ARES TRIES TO FIGHT HIM, BUT HE’S IMMEDIATELY TACKLED!! DEVAN IS LAYING INTO ARES WITH HARD SHOTS ALL OVER HIS BODY! HE’S BEATING THE HELL OUT OF HIM! ARES CAN’T DO ANYTHING! HE’S TOO HURT TO FIGHT BACK! DEVAN PULLS HIM UP… AND SENDS ARES CRASHING INTO THE STEEL BARRICADE NEXT TO THE RAMP! HE RUSHES INTO ARES WITH KNEES AND ELBOWS AND CLUBBING BLOWS!! HE’S BEATING THE HOLY HIGH HELL OUT OF THE CHAMPION!! HE WANTS REVENGE! DEVAN DUBIAN IS BACK!!
Kawajai: SOMEBODY STOP THIS LUNATIC!! HE’S GONNA SEVERELY INJURE THE CHAMPION! DEVAN WHIPS ARES INTO THE STEEL STEPS AT RINGSIDE AS THE TOP OF THEM GOES FLYING WITH SUCH FORCE!! DEVAN HAS A SADISTIC LOOK IN HIS EYES! SECURITY! SOMEBODY! COME ON!!
WWEFan: DEVAN PULLS ARES UP AND SENDS HIM ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING AS IMPACT AND TYLER CONTINUE TO GO AT IT! DEVAN ROLLS INTO THE RING, QUICKLY UP TO HIS FEET! HE PULLS IMPACT AROUND?
Kawajai: BLEEDING EDGE!!!! BLEEDING EDGE!!!! DEVAN DUBIAN JUST LAID OUT IMPACT WITH A BLEEDING EDGE!! A BATTERED TYLER PARKER LOCKS EYES WITH DEVAN… BEFORE BOTH MEN TURN THEIR ATTENTION TOWARDS ARES VENDETTA! THIS ISN’T A DREAM, ARES, THIS IS A NIGHTMARE! TYLER PARKER AND DEVAN DUBIAN HAVE JUST ALLIED TO POTENTIALLY END THE CAREER OF ARES IF–
WWEFan: TYLER’S TURNED?! BLEEDING EDGE?!!! DEVAN DUBIAN JUST LAID OUT TYLER WITH A BLEEDING EDGE AS HE JUMPS BACK UP TO HIS FEET WITH A LOOK OF SATISFACTION ON HIS FACE!! THIS CROWD IS LOVING IT! HE WANTS ARES ALL TO HIMSELF!! ARES HAS NOWHERE TO GO! HE’S OUT OF IT! HE’S HURT! HE’S GOT A PREDATOR WAITING TO STRIKE! DEVAN IS YELLING AT HIM TO GET UP! THE CHAMPION HAS A GLAZED OVER LOOK IN HIS EYES!! HE’S UP!! DEVAN TURNS HIM AROUND!!
(Devan Dubian lays Ares Vendetta out with a Bleeding Edge as Ares is driven into the canvas onto his head as the crowd erupts)
Kawajai: AND HERE COMES ASHTEN CROSS WITH SEVERAL SECURITY GUARDS AS THEY SWARM THE RING WHILE DEVAN EXITS TO THE OUTSIDE, GRINNING WIDE!! HE LOVES IT! I’VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A BRUTAL BLEEDING EDGE IN ALL MY LIFE! DEVAN HAS LAID OUT EVERY MAN IN HIS WAY AS HE RETURNS TO EAW TONIGHT! THAT’S HOW YOU SEND A MESSAGE!
WWEFan: I can’t believe it! I can’t believe what I’m seeing! Devan is back with a vengeance!
Kawajai: THIS HAS NOT BEEN ARES VENDETTA’S NIGHT! NOT AT ALL! WOW!
(Devan Dubian stops midway up the ramp, picking up the Answers World Championship, and staring at it as the crowd cheers him on… After several seconds, Devan lays it back down and makes his way up the ramp)
(The camera pans backstage where we are met with EAW World Heavyweight Champion Scott Oasis sitting in his locker room, joined by Omerta beside him, as they prepare for the championship defense tonight.)
Zack Crash: Scott, tonight is a huge night. Tonight is where you will show the world why Omerta is the strongest force to ever walk through these halls. You beat that no-good Irishman at Grand Rampage, you will defeat that criminal tonight, and you will walk into Pain for Pride 9 with that World Heavyweight Championship remaining on your shoulder and with Omerta standing beside you… just like we will tonight!
Scott Oasis: Thanks, but I want you to do your best to stay out of my way, Zack. I want to break him myself, destroy this pestering mosquito, and make sure that he recognizes that this championship is right where it belongs! He will learn that you don’t start a war with Omerta! He will know that what he did to you will not go without SEVERE consequences! Jacob Senn will pay for what he has done and rest assured, I know this championship is staying with me. I slayed the dragon, I ended The Ender, but now it’s time to punish The Punisher!
(Scott Oasis grabs the World Heavyweight Championship and motions for Omerta to follow as they make their departure.)
(Camera pans to ringside)
(“Stroke God, Millionaire” by Dance Gavin Dance hits as Vic Vendetta walks down the aisle with the fans booing while he looks on intently at the ring and proclaims aloud “that’s my title, I’m taking it back”)
Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall and will be contested for the E! A! W! CHAMPIONSHIPPP! Introducing first, from New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 256 pounds… VICTORRRRR VENDETTTTAAAAA!!!!!
Masters: Vic lost that coveted EAW Championship in a thriller for the ages against Aren Mstislav on Showdown, but he has a golden opportunity to undo all of that here right now at Triple Threat. One three count and Vic Vendetta can reverse course and punch his ticket in to Pain for Pride as the EAW Champion exactly like he anticipated he would.
(“Emperor’s New Clothes” by Panic! At The Disco hits Aren Mstislav comes down to the ring in body paint with the EAW Championship draped around his waist, wearing black trunks with “Russian Prince” embroidered on the back. He is met with a thunderous, but divided reaction from the crowd as he enters the ring staring down Vic Vendetta)
Ring Announcer: From Saint Petersburg, Russia, weighing in at 215 pounds… “The True Royalty of EAW” … He is the EAW Champion… ARRRRRENNNNNNN MSTISLAVVVVV!!!!!!!
Mercer: Aren has fought too hard and too long to let his time as champion come to end this early on, but you never know. We might see a surprise tonight.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Masters: The match is underway and Vic Vendetta immediately goes on the offensive, charging at Mstislav and connecting with a kick to the groin before hitting a flurry of quick strikes to the midsection of our EAW Champion! Aren is completely taken aback thus far, he has no answer for what Vic’s doing, and now Vic is trying to capitalize as he springs off the ropes! A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE CONNECTS! Aren’s body was tilted and he was in perfect position for Vic Vendetta to connect with that maneuver right there. I gotta hope he doesn’t have a concussion, that looked serious! Aren’s favoring his head, but Vic isn’t allowing him any time to recover, rifling back at him with shots to the head of the grounded Aren Mstislav. This is a different Vic Vendetta than the man we saw last month against Mexican Samurai at Grand Rampage, this is Vic again trying to prove himself here! Vic finally rises to his feet after straight-up abusing Aren Mstislav with his fists, and now he’s dragging Mstislav over to the corner, positioning his body near the bottom rope! What could he be thinking here?!
Mercer: Vic Vendetta’s springing himself off the other corner of the ring, the fans are wondering what he’s up to, and now Vic Vendetta absolutely LAUNCHES himself into Aren Mstislav to connect with the Corner Cannonball! This match has been all Vic thus far, and Aren is definitely feeling the effects of that one as he stumbles down on the ground once again! This is the Vic Vendetta that won the EAW Championship! Vic isn’t hesitating to continue his onslaught on Aren, he’s pulling him back up to his feet and now Vic whips Aren right into him for a clothesline! No! Aren ducks and reverses with a desperation inverted backbreaker! Aren’s just trying to keep his head above water right now, and being as resourceful as he’s proven to be definitely helps. Both of these men are now struggling to their feet, clawing their way back up, clinging onto the nearby ropes, and they’re up! Early on it looks like Vic Vendetta has the advantage, and now Aren turns around not knowing what’s behind him! SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK FLUSH IN THE JAW OF AREN MSTISLAV AND HE STAGGERS BACK INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE, HE’S DAZED, HE MUST NOT KNOW WHERE HE IS RIGHT NOW! NO! WHAT?! AREN DASHES INTO VIC VENDETTA AND CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING WHEEL KICK ON WHAT MUST’VE BEEN PURE ADRENALINE ALONE AFTER TAKING THAT SUPERKICK! BOTH MEN ARE ONCE AGAIN DOWN!
Masters: I don’t know how Aren managed to retaliate right there, he pulled a rabbit out of the hat! Nonetheless, Aren has definitely taken the brunt of the damage in this match so far. Aren is still motionless on the ground, but Vic is stirring, he’s about to rise back to his feet! Vic is on one knee, he’s doing everything he possibly can to get up, and now he rises to both feet! Vic turns around and sees that Mstislav is still laid out, and now it looks as though a little twinkle is sparkling in the eye of Vic! He’s pointing to the ropes and he may be thinking airborne! Men this large are simply not supposed to take flight like that. Vic is climbing up to the ropes while Aren is still laid out in the middle of the ring, he has a devious look in his eyes, and now he leaps!
Mercer: SENTON BOMB! SENTON BOMB ONTO AREN MSTISLAV! NO! NO! AREN MSTISLAV ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND VIC CATCHES NOTHING BUT MAT, AND NOW HE’S CLUTCHING HIS BACK IN PAIN AS AREN RISES TO HIS FEET! AREN WAS PLAYING POSSUM, HE’S BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AND NOW HE’S POINTING TO HIS HEAD AS IF TO SAY HE’S SMARTER THAN VIC! And now Aren’s climbing up to the top rope this time! What could he be thinking here?! AREN LEAPS! IT CONNECTS! IT CONNECTS! FLYING LEGDROP ONTO VIC VENDETTA AND AREN WASTES NO TIME HOOKING THE LEG AND GOING FOR THE PIN!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEE…. TWOOOOOOOOOOOO…… THRRRR-
Masters: VIC VENDETTA KICKS OUT AT TWO AND A HALF! An impressive kickout by Vic Vendetta, but you have to respect the wits of the EAW Champion Aren Mstislav, he outsmarted Vic and beat him at his own game for a moment there! Aren’s banging his fists against the mat demanding a faster count, but he doesn’t have any time for those kind of antics! That could cost him. Aren turns around and he sees Vic trying to struggle to his feet yet again, and it just seems judging from his expression that a light flashed in the mind of Aren! Aren springs off the ropes! COULD IT BE?! KAISER’S CROWN! KAISER’S CROWN ON VIC VENDETTA! NO! VIC ROLLED HIS HEAD OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST MOMENT AND ROSE TO HIS FEET! HE SLINGSHOTS INTO AREN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! AREN RETALIATES WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK BEFORE VIC’S ARMS CAN REACH HIM! BUT VIC ISN’T DOWN, HE’S STILL ON HIS FEET! AREN IMMEDIATELY RECOGNIZES THIS AND NOW HE CHARGES AT VIC! ROYAL JUDGMENT! ROYAL JUDGMENT CONNECTS ON VIC VENDETTA! THAT COULD BE YOUR BALLGAME! BUT WHAT’S THIS?! AREN FALLS DOWN ON THE MAT AND IT SEEMS LIKE THAT ROYAL JUDGMENT UPPERCUT TOOK NEARLY EVERYTHING OUT OF HIM! AREN ISN’T ABLE TO COVER VIC VENDETTA!
Mercer: This could be a game-changing moment in this matchup if Aren can manage to cover Vic Vendetta! Aren’s dragging himself over to Vic Vendetta and he’s trying to finally get a shoulder over him, but the delay could cost him! A SHOULDER OVER VIC VENDETTA!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEE…. TWOOOOOOOOO…… THRRRRR—
Masters: VIC WITH THE KICKOUT! A stroke of good fortune smiles down upon Vic Vendetta as he manages to kickout after being hit with that devastating Royal Judgment. Aren can’t believe it! Now both of these men are gassed, trying to find the energy to once again pull themselves to their feet. They’re both sucking wind, trying to catch their breath, and it seems like neither really has an advantage over the other at this point! Vic is now regaining his composure, slowly making his way back to his feet, but right as he draws to his feet Aren kips up! Kip-up by Aren Mstislav, he’s shown some amazing energy in this match and I’d expect nothing less from the EAW Champion! They’re both staring eye to eye with each other once more, and now a right hook from Aren Mstislav! A left from Vic Vendetta! These two men are exchanging lefts and rights in that ring like gladiators, each trying to fend off the other. Who’s going to gain the upper hand?! And now Vic is PUMMELING Aren Mstislav, connecting with several unanswered rights and lefts before irish whipping Mstislav off the ropes! VIC CHARGES INTO AREN AS HE’S BOUNCING OFF THE ROPES WITH A RUNNING KNEE TO THE GUT! AREN’S BODY IS TILTED AND NOW VIC HAS AREN ENSNARED WITH THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK! IS HE THINKING WHAT I’M THINKING?!
Mercer: HOV! HOV! AND IT CONNECTS! OH MY GOD! VIC VENDETTA CONNECTS WITH THAT HOV DOUBLE UNDERHOOK PILEDRIVER! THERE’S GONNA BE A NEW CHAMPION! SAME AS THE OLD CHAMPION! VIC VENDETTA HOOKS THE LEG AND THAT’S GONNA BE YOUR BALLGAME!
Ref: ONEEEEEEE…. TWOOOOOOOOO….. THRRRRR—
Masters: AREN’S FOOT IS OVER THE ROPE! AREN AT THE ABSOLUTE LAST MILLISECOND OF TIME GETS HIS FOOT OVER THE BOTTOM ROPE TO PREVENT VIC FROM TAKING BACK THAT EAW CHAMPIONSHIP! AND NOW VIC IS FURIOUS, HE’S IRATE, HE’S GETTING IN THE REFEREE’S FACE AND BEING WARNED ABOUT A POTENTIAL DISQUALIFICATION! I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW, MERCER! AREN SHOWED UNMATCHED RESILIENCY AND DETERMINATION BY KICKING OUT OF THE HOV, BUT HE’S STILL INCAPACITATED AND HE’S NOT MOVING ANY OF HIS EXTREMITIES AFTER BREAKING UP THAT PIN! And now Vic refocuses himself, setting his sights back on Mstislav and dragging him in the middle of the ring by his arms! AREN HAS NOWHERE TO GO, AND NOW VIC HOOKS THE LEG FOR ANOTHER PIN ATTEMPT!
Ref: ONEEEEEEE… TWOOOOOOOOOO….. THRRR–
Mercer: AREN WITH THE KICKOUT! An emphatic kickout by the EAW Champion! Vic Vendetta might’ve got him if he hadn’t wasted his time arguing with the referee, but that’s the name of the game! You never know what’s going to happen in the heat of the moment here in EAW! This has been an incredible back and forth battle between Aren and Vic. Just when you get the sense that the end is nigh, one of them surprises you! Vic is still furious after being unable to put away Aren with that HOV, perhaps the most deadly finisher in all of EAW, and you have to think some of it was adrenaline alone on Aren’s part! Now Vic Vendetta drags Aren back up to his feet by his neck, and Vic from behind! VIC’S GOING FOR ALL THE MARBLES! OMEGA DRIVER! OMEGA DRIVER! IT CONNECTS!!!
Masters: NO!!! AREN MSTISLAV MANAGED TO REVERSE IT INTO A BULLDOG RIGHT AS VIC VENDETTA HAD HIM HOISTED IN THE AIR! AREN’S BASHING HIS FISTS AGAINST THE MAT, REVVING HIMSELF UP, REGAINING MOMENTUM RIGHT NOW! BOTH OF THESE MEN ARE BREATHING HEAVY, THEY’RE BOTH EXHAUSTED BUT GIVING THEIR FULL EFFORT TO WIN FOR THE SAKE OF THAT TITLE, AND NOW AREN RISES BACK UP TO HIS FEET! AREN’S SIZING UP VIC VENDETTA, WAITING FOR HIM TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET. VIC IS STRUGGLING TO GET UP AND AREN’S CHARGING AT HIM! KAISER’S CROWN! KAISER’S CROWN! NO!! NO! VIC CAUGHT HIM AND HAS HIM HOISTED UP IN THE AIR FOR A POWERBOMB! VIC’S STRUGGLING TO FORCE HIM DOWN, AND NOW AREN’S FIGHTING OFF VIC WITH REPEATED FISTS TO THE SKULL! AREN’S DOING ANYTHING HE CAN TO STIFLE VIC RIGHT NOW! AND NOW AREN WITH A LAST-DITCH EFFORT DIVES INTO HIS ARSENAL AND CONNECTS WITH A HURRICANRANA TO VIC VENDETTA! IT WASN’T PRETTY, BUT IT’S GONNA HAVE TO GET THE JOB DONE FOR AREN TO KEEP THAT CHAMPIONSHIP!
Mercer: Aren’s not going to be afforded any time to recover, Vic stampedes right back up to his feet and it almost seems like this man is digging into an endless well of energy to regain the EAW Championship that he lost! VIC CHARGES AT AREN MSTISLAV WITH THE STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI, BUT AREN BOBS HIS HEAD DOWN RIGHT AS VIC WAS SWINGING THE LEG TOWARD HIS SKULL! AND NOW AREN HAS VIC VENDETTA’S LEG TRAPPED FOR AN ANKLE LOCK! ANKLE LOCK ON VIC VENDETTA! NO!! VIC USES HIS WEIGHT ADVANTAGE TO SEND AREN FLYING INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! AND NOW VIC SPRINGS BACK TO HIS FEET AND CHARGES TOWARD THE TURNBUCKLE WITH ANOTHER CORNER CANNONBALL! NOBODY’S HOME! AREN ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY AND NOW HE’S BACK TO HIS FEET AS VIC IS CLUTCHING HIS BACK! AREN SWINGS OFF THE ROPES! KAISER’S CROWN! KAISER’S CROWN FINALLY CONNECTS AND AREN HOOKS THE LEG OF VIC VENDETTA!!!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEE…… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….. THRRRRRRR——
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Emperor’s New Clothes” by Panic! At The Disco hits as the referee hands Aren his EAW Championship, which he then raises in the air victoriously)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… And STILLLL THE EAW CHAMPION… ARENNNNNN MSTISLAVVVVVV!!!!
Masters: The Vic we saw here tonight was the same Vic Vendetta that first won that EAW Championship months ago, but Aren did just enough to put him away and keep that title.
Mercer: Aren showed everyone what it means to be a champion tonight.
(33 Days Until… Pain For Pride 9!)
(The show returns to ringside until the titantron is put on display with the match graphic being put on display for all to see as the roar of the crowd is heard… //i.imgur.com/jnPjnZl.png )
(The camera fades out and boots up a video package for the match, showing the ninth annual Grand Rampage, where Scott Oasis set to defend his championship against Zack Crash and Tig Kelly, only for Jacob Senn to intervene. A series of events follow with the challenge that was denied, taking Zack Crash hostage, forcing the hand of Omerta to give Jacob the title shot, and the tag team match victory of Jacob Senn and Tig Kelly over Omerta, with Scott Oasis holding the championship high for Senn to remember.)
Scott Oasis Voice-Over: You don’t matter anymore. You vanished for six months and nobody cared, EAW just kept going. You weren’t missed. You weren’t even remembered.
(Scott Oasis is shown dropping Tig Kelly with the Seek and Destroy to retain his EAW World Heavyweight Championship.)
Jacob Senn Voice-Over: This match will prove whether if all you are is bold talk or if you are actually a true article of a World Heavyweight Champion and that, Scott Oasis, is what this is all about.
(Jacob Senn is shown dropping Kevin Hunter with Weapon X to get the victory in his return match to Dynasty.)
Scott Oasis VO: You will be burned by the very sun you are basking in, burned by the man who was generous enough to give you this opportunity.
Jacob Senn VO: If you can beat the man that survived DEATH ITSELF, then you know that people couldn’t doubt you.
Scott Oasis VO: Me. Scott Oasis. Dream crusher. Dragon Slayer. Killer Of Heroes. Ender of Fairy Tales. Your World Champion. And by the end of Triple Threat, every single one of those titles will stay in tact.
Jacob Senn: Failure. Disappointment. Transitional. Those will be the titles that stick with you, but your World Heavyweight Championship will be stripped from you, courtesy of The Punisher!
(The video package ends until the camera returns over to the ring… )
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall… AND IS FOR THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
(“Bad Guy” by Eminem echoes throughout the arena as Scott Oasis walks out with the EAW World Heavyweight Championship on his shoulder as he is followed by his Omerta family of Zack Crash, JJ Silva, and Brody Sparks while they all join in taunting to the crowd.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, he is from Baltimore, Maryland… weighing in at 265 pounds… accompanied to the ring by Zack Crash, JJ Silva and Brody Sparks… he is THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING EAW WOOOORRRRLLLLDDDDD HEEEAVVYYYWEEIIIGGHHTTT CHHHAAMMMPPPIOOONNNNN… “THE ICEMAN”… “THE CODE OF STRENGTH”… SCCOOOTTTTTTTTT OAASSSIIIISSSSS!!!
Stew-O: Scott Oasis, our EAW World Heavyweight Champion, meets a challenge that may turn out to be the end of his reign as champion! However, Scott looks to be at his best coming into this title defense tonight!
Matt Ryder: HE’S THE CHAMP, BROSKI! He needs to be ready for anyone and everyone and I promise you, Stew, THE CHAMP IS GOING TO DESTROY THAT CRIMINAL JACOB SENN TONIGHT!
(//www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgzIVvFkyRU echoes throughout the arena as Jacob Senn walks out to the stage with a look of being on edge as he paces down the ramp with his focus directly on Omerta.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing the challenger, he is from Chicago, Illinois… he weighs in at 218 pounds… “The Punisher” JAACCCOOOOBBBBB SEENNNNNNNN!!!
Matt Ryder: I still can’t believe that this criminal, this delinquent, is coming into this FPV with a World Heavyweight Championship Match to his name! I mean, what has he done to deserve it? Why should he be the one to face Scott Oasis?
Stew-O: Does it matter, Matt? Jacob Senn found a way to get this title opportunity, doing so to take the World Heavyweight Championship away from Omerta, and he will do whatever he needs to do to take it!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Matt Ryder: Well, this fight is bound to explosive and high-octane, SO LET’S NOT WAIT ANY LONGER! Scott Oasis removes the EAW World Heavyweight Championship from his shoulder and hands it over to Zack Crash as he turns to meet Jacob Senn in the middle of the ring AS THEY BOTH ARE STARING RIGHT INTO EACH OTHER’S EYES! Both men are sharing words to one another, but we can’t hear a single one, BUT YOU CAN CUT THIS TENSION WITH A KNIFE AS YOU CAN FEEL THE INTENSITY RADIATING FROM THE RING!
Stew-O: THESE TWO ARE NOSE-TO-NOSE AN– HUGE RIGHT HAND BY SCOTT OASIS AS HE KICKS THINGS OFF! Jacob Senn falters back from the shot as Oasis strikes with the opportunity TOSSING JACOB INTO THE ROPES! NO! JACOB SPINS OUT AND THROWS OASIS INTO THE ROPES! Scott rebounds off the ropes COMING BACK WITH A LARIAT TO KNOCK DOWN THE PUNISHER! JACOB LEAPS IN THE AIR AND AVOIDS THE LARIAT AS HE WAITS FOR HIM TO RETURN! PICTURE! PERFECT! DROPKICK!
Matt Ryder: JACOB SENN NAILED SCOTT OASIS WITH THAT DROPKICK AS HE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING WITH SENN STANDING IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! HE TAUNTS TO THE CROWD AS HE IS FIRED UP IN THIS CONTEST! A sense of worry washes over all of Omerta as Jacob runs the rope LEAPING OVER THE TOP ROPE FOR THE FOSBURY FLOP! SCOTT DODGES OUT OF THE WAY AS JACOB SLAMS RIGHT INTO THE TOP OF THE BARRICADE! THAT LANDING WAS TRULY BRUTAL!
Stew-O: SCOTT OASIS TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION AS HE STARTS STRIKING WITH SHOTS ALL OVER JACOB SENN AS HE LIES ON THE BARRICADE! Scott drags the man off the barricade and he aims him across the ring LAUNCHING HIM WITH FULL FORCE INTO THE BARRICADE! WAIT! JACOB JUMPS OVER THE BARRICADE AS HE AVOIDS ANY MORE SERIOUS DAMAGE! OASIS RUSHES OVER BUT IS MET WITH AN ELBOW SHOT RIGHT INTO THE FACE FOR IT! The referee has begun his count, but these two really don’t care!
Matt Ryder: No, they don’t as this fight is all over AS JACOB SENN JUMPS ON THE BARRICADE! SPRINGBOARD HIGH KNEE STRIKE OFF THE BARRICADE! HE HITS ALL OF IT ON SCOTT OASIS AS HE FALLS TO THE FLOOR! Jacob stands back to his feet and starts to poke fun at Omerta with their champion before tossing him back into the ring! JJ SILVA LOOKS TO GET INVOLVED but Zack Crash holds him back as he whispers in his ear! Jacob slides back into the ring as he starts to slam kicks into the body of Scott BUT THEY SEEM TO HAVE NO EFFECT ON THE ICEMAN!
Stew-O: Jacob Senn is quite surprised as he strikes with a hard elbow BUT SCOTT OASIS JUST STARTS TO STAND BACK TO HIS FEET! Jacob grabs Oasis HOISTING HIM UP AS HE DROPS HIM WITH THE SCOOP SLAM BEFORE RUSHING TOWARDS THE ROPES! Jacob rebounds off the ropes as Scott sits up STRUCK RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH THE HARD STIFF ELBOW AS HE GETS ALL OF IT! JACOB SENN DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG OF SCOTT OASIS FOR THE PIN!
Matt Ryder: NAH-UH! YOU AREN’T GOING TO TAKE THAT BROSKI DOWN WITH A SIMPLY ELBOW SHOT! YOU NEED MORE THAN THAT, YO! Jacob Senn grabs Scott Oasis and pulls him up to his feet LIFTING HIM UP AS HE DROPS HIM ON HIS KNEE WITH THE BACKBREAKER! HE LIFTS HIM AGAIN! GUTBUSTER! SCOTT DROPS FROM THE GUTBUSTER AS HE STARTS ROLLING IN PAIN TOWARDS THE CORNER! Jacob stands to his feet as he waits until Oasis gets to a standing position BEFORE RUSHING IN FOR THE RUNNING CORNER FOREARM STRIKE!
Stew-O: SCOTT OASIS THROWS JACOB SENN OVER THE TOP ROPE AS HE NARROWLY AVOIDS THE ELBOW STRIKE! HOLD UP! JACOB LANDS ON THE RING APRON AS SCOTT KNOWS NO BETTER! Jacob waits for the perfect opportunity… Oasis turns around AS JACOB LEAPS ON THE TOP ROPE FOR A SECOND SPRINGBOARD HIGH KNEE STRIKE! OH MY! SCOTT HAD THAT SCOUTED AS HE SIMPLY CHARGED FORWARD AND SHOVED JACOB DOWN TO THE FLOOR! JACOB SENN COULD BE DONE FOR WITH THAT FALL!
Matt Ryder: Falls like that can end careers and Jacob Senn will deserve it! Scott Oasis walks out of the ring to the floor as he stands by to wait for Jacob to get himself back to his feet! Jacob crawls over to ringside as he grabs the apron to try and hoist himself back to his feet! He stands RIGHT AS SCOTT BRINGS HIM BACK DOWN WITH A DISCUS LARIAT RIGHT ACROSS HIS THROAT! OMERTA IS CHEERING ON THEIR CHAMPION RINGSIDE AS SCOTT LOOKS ALL AROUND AN ANGRY BOSTON! SHUT UP, GUYS! YOU NEED TO CHEER THIS MAN FOR GIVING THIS CRIMINAL THE JUSTICE HE NEEDS!
Stew-O: Scott Oasis grabs Jacob Senn and drags him back to his feet DRIVING HIM RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE WITH THE SHOULDER THRUST! JACOB GROANS IN PAIN AS SCOTT TAKES HIM AND DRIVES HIS HEAD RIGHT INTO THE IRON TURNBUCKLE POST! YOU CAN HEAR THE DING FROM THAT ONE! Oasis isn’t finished with him on the outside as the referee already is at the count of six! He sets Jacob on the post and rolls back into the ring before rolling back out RUNNING TO JACOB AS HE LANDS A HUGE BIG BOOT ON HIM! JACOB’S HEAD JUST BOUNCED RIGHT OFF THAT TURNBUCKLE POST AS HE SIMPLY SLUMPS OVER ON THE RING APRON! Scott grabs him and tosses him back into the ring before sliding back in HOOKING HIS LEG FOR THE COVER!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!
Matt Ryder: WOW! JACOB SENN IS STILL ABLE TO KICK OUT OF THE PIN AFTER JUST A BRUTAL BOOT BY SCOTT OASIS! Scott hoists Senn back up to his feet CRACKING HIS SKULL WITH A HEADBUTT AS JACOB STUMBLES BACK AND FORTH FROM THE SHOT! Scott continues to strike with jabs right into the mouth of Senn RIGHT AS HE THROWS SENN ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE TORTURE RACK! HE HAS JACOB LOCKED IN THE TORTURE RACK AS HE HOOKS HIS ARM ACROSS THE NECK AND LEGS OF SENN AS HE BENDS HIM RIGHT ON HIS SHOULDERS! THIS BROSKI IS THE ONE TRULY GIVING PUNISHMENT TONIGHT!
Stew-O: Scott Oasis is just bending Jacob Senn by his sides as Jacob is just reaching around and screaming from the agony that Oasis is dishing out! Scott continues to bend him repeatedly UNTIL HE DROPS DOWN AND HITS A TORTURE RACK BACKBREAKER BEFORE STANDING BACK UP WITH SENN STILL IN THE TORTURE RACK! Jacob Senn is just being put through so much suffering AS SCOTT REPEATEDLY HITS THE TORTURE RACK BACKBREAKER ONLY TO RETURN BACK TO HIS FEET! THIS IS A REAL PREDICAMENT FOR THE PUNISHER AS HIS CHANCES OF BECOMING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION ARE SLIPPING AWAY, EVEN THOUGH HE HAS YET TO GIVE IN TO THE SUBMISSION!
Matt Ryder: Scott Oasis is giving this maniac what he deserves BUT TURNS IT AROUND AS HE HOOKS HIM BY THE NECK OVER HIS SHOULDER WITH THE GORY LOCK! JACOB SENN HAS NOWHERE TO GO AS SCOTT IS JUST BENDING AND TWISTING THIS MAN ALL AROUND! JACOB IS IN SHEER MISERY FROM THESE SUBMISSION HOLDS! WITH NO ESCAPE IN SIGHT, THIS COULD BE HOW IT ALL ENDS FOR HIM! Jacob starts to show signs of life AS HE STRIKES WITH A BACK ELBOW RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF SCOTT’S SKULL! NO! NO! DON’T YOU DARE FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS!
Stew-O: JACOB SENN IS FIRING WITH ELBOWS RIGHT INTO SCOTT OASIS’ SKULL! HE DOES IT! JACOB BARELY ESCAPES THE CLUTCHES OF THE ICEMAN AS HE GRABS HIS NECK THAT MUST BE IN PAIN! Jacob stumbles over into the corner as he tries to recuperate from those awful submissions that he was victim to as he turns around WITH SCOTT RUSHING IN FOR THE CORNER LARIAT! EXPLODER SUPLEX! SENN RUSHES TOWARDS OASIS AND FLIPPED HIM RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE WITH THE HARD-HITTING EXPLODER SUPLEX RIGHT IN THE SPINE!
Matt Ryder: SCOTT OASIS JUST CRUMBLED UP INTO THE CORNER AS JACOB SENN PSYCHES HIMSELF UP AS HE TURNS TO SCOTT LYING IN A SEATED POSITION! Jacob walks over to Scott in the corner AS HE JUST STARTS STOMPING LIKE A MANIAC RIGHT INTO HIS CHEST! HE IS TAKING IT TO THE CHAMPION AS HE JUST HITTING THOSE STOMPS WITH RAPID FIRE! He walks back over to the opposite corner FLIPPING OFF OMERTA AT RINGSIDE AS HE RUSHES IN FOR THE HESITATION DROPKICK! HE STRIKES HIM RIGHT IN THE CHEST AS HE DRAGS HIM OUT OF THE CORNER WHILE COVERING HIM FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!…. TWWWOOO!!!…
Stew-O: SHOULDER UP! SCOTT OASIS GETS THE SHOULDER UP AS THIS MATCH CONTINUES! Zack Crash cheers on his champion while the rest of Omerta are just taken aback by that kickout, but Jacob Senn simply nods his head as he returns to the World Heavyweight Champion! He takes Scott by the hair and hoists him up AS OASIS STRIKES WITH A SOUTHPAW JAB RIGHT IN HIS JAW! Jacob stutters back BUT RETURNS WITH A STIFF ELBOW STRIKE INTO SCOTT’S FACE! Oasis stumbles a bit RIGHT AS HE RETURNS WITH A SECOND STRIKE TO THE FACE! JACOB RETURNS THE FAVOR WITH AN ELBOW! JAB! ELBOW! JAB! ELBOW! THESE TWO ARE JUST FIRING SHOTS AT ONE ANOTHER!
Matt Ryder: THIS IS FOR THE RICHEST PRIZE IN OUR INDUSTRY, STEW! BOTH MEN WILL GIVE WHATEVER THEY CAN TO BE THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AT THE END OF THE NIGHT! JACOB SENN TAKES ADVANTAGE WITH A SPINNING BACKFIST AS HE LOOKS TO END WITH WITH A SECOND CITY COMBINATION! DISCUS LARIAT! THE COMBINATION HITS! SO DOES A LARIAT BY SCOTT OASIS! DOUBLE LARIAT TAKES BOTH MEN DOWN AS THEY ARE ON THE GROUND! MAN, WHAT A REAL BRAWL THIS MATCH HAS BEEN SO FAR! These men are just tearing one another apart, testing their limit, and making sure that the other man will not be able to walk out of this match with the World Heavyweight Championship in their possession!
Stew-O: Both men are stirring as they start to push on the canvas! They are trying to gain their footing as both men stand at the same time WITH SCOTT OASIS COMING IN WITH A SECOND DISCUS LARIAT! BOOT TO THE ARM! JACOB SENN DEFLECTS THE LARIAT BY KICKING HIM IN THE ARM! SUPERKICK! JACOB KNOCKS SCOTT’S BLOCK OFF AS HE STRIKES HARD WITH THE SUPERKICK! Oasis drops face down to the mat as Jacob looks around to the rabid Boston crowd DOING THE GUN POINT RIGHT TO SCOTT BEFORE HE RUSHES TO THE ROPES! HE WANTS THE HARMONIC DIVERGENCE!
Matt Ryder: ZACK CRASH JUMPS THE APRON AS HE GETS THE ATTENTION OF THE CHARGING JACOB SENN! ELBOW SMASH! JACOB STOPS RIGHT AT THE ROPES WITH THE ELBOW TO CRASH AS HE FLIES OFF THE APRON AND INTO THE ARMS OF JJ SILVA! ZACK TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM AS HE INTENDS TO MAKE SURE THAT WE DON’T HAVE A DEGENERATE LIKE JACOB SENN AS OUR CHAMPION! Jacob starts calling for Zack and Silva to get in the ring, but they shake their heads in denial, as he turns RIGHT INTO A SPEAR! SCOTT OASIS JUST TORE RIGHT THROUGH THE PUNISHER WITH THAT SPEAR! PIN HIM! FINISH HIM! SCOTT DRAGS SENN AWAY FROM THE ROPES AS HE COVERS HIM TO END IT ALL!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Stew-O: HE DOES IT! JACOB SENN GETS THE SHOULDER UP! ZACK CRASH IS LIVID AS HE SLAMS HIS FISTS INTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE IN FRUSTRATION AS JJ SILVA AND BRODY SPARKS TRY TO CONSOLE HIM! Scott Oasis grabs Jacob by his hair and simply tosses him right into the corner as he steps back CHARGING IN FOR THE CORNER LARIAT! WHOA! JACOB STRIKES WITH BOOTS ON THE CHEST AND FACE OF OASIS AS HE FLIPS BACK ONTO THE APRON! SCOTT IS STUNNED AS JACOB LEAPS ON THE TOP ROPE! SPRINGBOARD HIGH KNEE STRIKE!
Matt Ryder: HE’S GOT HIM! SCOTT OASIS HAS HIM! HE CATCHES JACOB SENN IN MID-AIR AS HE THROWS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS! TORTURE RACK! HE HAS HIM IN THE TORTURE RACK FOR A SECOND TIME! JACOB IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS SCOTT IS SCREAMING IN ANGER! THIS COULD BE IT! THIS COULD B– WAIT! JACOB STRIKES WITH THE KNEES INTO THE SIDE OF SCOTT’S HEAD! JACOB FLIPS OUT OF THE TORTURE RACK AS HE RUNS THE ROPES FOR THE RUNNING ELBOW SMASH! SWINGING SIDE SLAM! SCOTT CATCHES HIM FOR THE SWINGING SIDE SLAM AS HE DRIVES HIM RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS! HE HOOKS THE LEG AS MAYBE THIS COULD FINALLY END THIS MATCH!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Stew-O: ONCE AGAIN! ANOTHER KICKOUT BY THE PUNISHER AS HE WILL NOT BE TAKEN DOWN! SCOTT OASIS NOW IS STARTING TO GET FRUSTRATED AS HE GRABS JACOB SENN AND PULLS HIM UP AS HE CALLS FOR IT! HE WANTS THE SEEK AND DESTROY! HE LIFTS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE PSYCHO DRIVER! NO! JACOB FLOATS OVER AS HE HOOKS SCOTT BY THE LEGS AND FORCE HIM DOWN ON THE CANVAS! What is this man doing? He stands above the fallen Iceman as he stands on the back of his legs…
Matt Ryder: Jacob Senn pulls Scott Oasis up and drops him back down HOOKING HIM BY THE NECK FROM BEHIND AS HE LOCKS IN THE SURFBOARD DRAGON SLEEPER! JACOB SENN PULLS OUT A SUBMISSION OF HIS OWN! I BELIEVE HE CALLS THIS THE GRIM MEMENTO AND I CAN’T BELIEVE HE WAS ABLE TO GET A MAN LIKE SCOTT IN THIS HOLD! SCOTT IS REACHING OUT AND TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO REACH THE ROPES FOR THE BREAK, BUT HE CAN’T AS HE’S STUCK RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH NOWHERE TO GO!
Stew-O: THERE’S NOTHING OMERTA CAN DO AS THEY CAN’T EVEN REACH SCOTT OASIS WITHOUT ENTERING THE RING! WE COULD HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION TONIGHT, FOLKS! JACOB SENN IS REARING BACK ON THAT HOLD AS HE DEFINITELY WANTS SCOTT TO TAP OUT OF THE SUBMISSION! CAN HE DO IT? CAN HE GET THE ICEMAN TO SUBMIT TO THE SURFBOARD DRAGON SLEEPER! SCOTT IS STIRRING AS HE’S TRYING TO DO WHAT HE CAN TO GET OUT OF THIS HOLD AND CONTINUE HIS FIGHT TO REMAIN WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Matt Ryder: Scott Oasis starts to move around UNTIL HE GETS HIS LEGS OUT OF THE HOLD! JACOB SENN LATCHES ONTO OASIS AS HE HAS THE DRAGON SLEEPER STILL APPLIED! YO! YO! YO! YO! LOOK AT THIS! SCOTT JUST LIFTS JACOB OFF THE CANVAS AND INTO THE AIR AS HE STANDS ON HIS FEET, BUT JACOB STILL HAS THE DRAGON SLEEPER APPLIED! SCOTT GRABS JACOB FROM BEHIND HIM BY THE NECK! HE FLIPS SENN OFF OF HIM AS JACOB IS ABLE TO LAND ON HIS FEET! YEAH BROSKI, SCOTT WAS ABLE TO ESCAPE THAT GRIM MEMENTO!
Stew-O: Jacob Senn turns around AS SCOTT OASIS KICKS HIM SQUARE IN THE STOMACH! Scott pulls him in AS HE LOOKS FOR THE PILEDRIVER! HE WANTS TO DROP SENN ON HIS HEAD AND END HIM RIGHT HERE! LOOK! SENN GOES UNDER THE LEGS OF SCOTT AS HE SPINS HIM AROUND! KICK IN THE GUT! WEAPON X! STUNNER! HE JUST DROPPED SCOTT WHERE HE STOOD AS HE GOT ALL OF THAT STUNNER! IT’S OVER! THAT’S ALL SHE WROTE! JACOB COLLAPSES ONTO SCOTT AS HE LOOKS TO END IT HERE WITH THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!
Matt Ryder: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA BROSKIS! LOOK! LOOK! ZACK CRASH PLAYED IT SMART! HE PUT SCOTT OASIS’ FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE AS THE REFEREE IS FORCED TO WAVE OFF THE PIN ATTEMPT! I can’t believe I’m saying this, but that could have very well been the end of Scott’s reign right there! Jacob Senn stands on his feet and looks straight at the referee and then back to Zack Crash as you can tell that his rage is building! Jacob starts to make his way to Crash but stops midway as he turns around to see Scott still lying on the canvas! What’s he thinking?
Stew-O: Jacob Senn walks towards the middle of the ring as he stands there and watches Scott Oasis as he tries to get back to his feet! Jacob begs him to get up as he starts to try WHERE SENN RUSHES IN FOR THE KILL! HARMONIC DIVERGENCE! WHAT IN THE WORLD? SCOTT JUST THREW HIM UP IN THE AIR BY HIS BOOT AS HE CATCHES HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS! JACOB IS TRYING TO GET OUT… BUT OASIS HAS HIM RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS HIM! SEEK AND DESTROY! SCOTT DROPS SENN ON HIS HEAD WITH THE PSYCHO DRIVER! I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT! SCOTT ROLLS JACOB ON HIS SHOULDERS AS HE HOOKS HIM BY THE LEG FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Bad Guy” by Eminem plays in the background with Scott Oasis rising to his feet as Zack Crash returns the EAW World Heavyweight Championship to his partner as JJ Silva and Brody Sparks join in the celebration.)
Referee: Your winner of this match… AND STTTIIILLLLLL EAW WOOOORRRRLLLLDDDDD HEEEAVVYYYWEEIIIGGHHTTT CHHHAAMMMPPPIOOONNNNN… SCCOOOTTTTTTTTT OAASSSIIIISSSSS!!!
Matt Ryder: HE DID IT, STEW! HE DID IT! HE DEFEATED THE PUNISHER AND HE RETAINS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP RIGHT BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, STEW! OMERTA IS UNSTOPPABLE! NO ONE CAN KNOCK THESE GUYS DOWN!
Stew-O: I can’t believe that this is what happened! Jacob Senn had it won, he had Scott Oasis beat, but once again Omerta played a factor in the success of Scott Oasis! I must commend Scott for being able to defend his champi– WAIT! ZACK CRASH POINTS TO JACOB SENN AS JJ SILVA GRABS HIM BY THE LEGS! WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
Matt Ryder: DID YOU THINK ZACK CRASH WOULD LET WHAT HAPPENED JUST GO AWAY? NO WAY, BROSKI! JJ SILVA HAS THAT EXECUTION DEVICE LOCKED IN AS JACOB SENN IS SCREAMING IN PAIN JUST SCRATCHING AND CLAWING ON THE MAT FOR AN ESCAPE! Brody Sparks walks in front of Jacob SLAPPING AND SPITTING RIGHT IN HIS FACE RIGHT BEFORE ZACK CALLS FOR SILVA TO RELEASE HIM FROM THE HOLD!
Stew-O: Zack Crash tells Scott Oasis to go to the corner as he does with Zack calling for Jacob Senn to get up! Jacob shuffles around as he pushes on the canvas where he’s barely able to stand after the pain he has endured in this match with Scott AS ZACK GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND! CHAOS REIGNS! ZACK CRASH HAS JUST DROPPED JACOB SENN WITH HIS SIGNATURE CHAOS REIGNS MOVE AS JACOB HAS TO BE KNOCKED OUT COLD!
Matt Ryder: THEY AREN’T DONE YET! Zack Crash and JJ Silva both grab Jacob Senn as they start to lift him up WITH SCOTT OASIS JUST REVELING IN THIS MOMENT AS HE LOOKS READY TO FINISH HIM OFF! WAIT! NO! NO! NO! TIG KELLY IS RUNNING OUT TO THE RING! HE WANTS TO SAVE JACOB SENN FROM THE DESTRUCTION AT THE HANDS OF OMERTA!
Stew-O: TOO LATE! SCOTT OASIS CHARGES IN AS ZACK CRASH AND JJ SILVA ROLL OUT OF THE RING! THE RELAPSE! PUNT KICK RIGHT IN THE TEMPLE OF JACOB SENN AS HE HAS JUST BEEN TAKEN OUT RIGHT BEFORE OUR VERY EYES! TIG IS ABLE TO SLIDE INTO THE RING NOW AS OASIS LEAVES THE RING WITH BRODY SPARKS AS JACOB HAS JUST BEEN DESTROYED BY OMERTA HERE AT TRIPLE THREAT! YOU CAN HEAR THE CROWD ANGRY ABOUT THIS AND WHAT THEY HAVE DONE! Wait… It looks like Crash has a microphone.
Zack Crash: *breathing heavily* Jacob Senn… you probably can’t hear me after that Relapse kick by the man WHO SLAUGHTERED YOU TONIGHT, but let me make something very clear to you, your buddy in the ring, and wherever that little pet Lucian Black is! You got your little win last week, you got your world title match tonight, BUT WE ARE FAAARRR FROM OVER! WE ARE GOING TO KEEP THIS WAR GOING UNTIL EVERY SINGLE DYNASTY SCUM THAT WANTS TO FIGHT US IS TAKEN DOWN AND WE MAKE THIS PLACE OMERTA’S! So enjoy your nap and rest easy, for Omerta is going to make you rue the day that you decided to start this war! THAT’S A FACT!
(Zack Crash simply casts the microphone aside as he laughs at the broken Jacob Senn in the ring as Scott Oasis raises the World Heavyweight Championship high in the air for all to see as Tig Kelly tries to make sure Senn is okay while JJ Silva and Brody Sparks celebrate with their family and make their departure with them.)
(Camera transitions backstage to an annoyed Impact in casual clothes as he gets his things ready to leave)
(Max A. Million cautiously walks up to Impact with a microphone in hand)
Impact: What is this?
Max: I thought maybe I could get a word with you, regarding the night you’ve had.
Impact: Regarding the night I’ve had? What’s that supposed to mean?
Max: … Well, you–
Impact: The only thing you need to be talking about is the fact that I won the Team Warfare Match tonight. All on my own, just like I was all on my own when I beat thirty-nine other men to win the biggest Grand Rampage in this company’s history. You remember that, right?
Max: Yeah, of course I do.
Impact: Then don’t worry about anything else that happened tonight. That’s none of your business. All you need to know is that it doesn’t matter who wants to stick their nose into MY business. The fact of the matter is that it’s gonna be me and Ares at Pain For Pride, and I’m gonna take back what’s mine. Understand?
Impact: Good… Then get out.
(Max doesn’t move)
Impact: Are you hard of hearing or just stupid? I said get out.
(Impact notices something off as he slowly turns to meet Phoenix Winterborn)
Impact: … Can I help you?
Phoenix: You can, actually. See, I heard that you were gonna be interviewed, so I decided “What better time to make my announcement?”.
Impact: What? What announcement? What could possibly be so important that you’d have the gall to interrupt me?
Phoenix: In case you forgot, I won the Open Fight Gauntlet at Fighting Spirit 2.
Impact: Everyone forgot.
Phoenix: Not a problem. Allow me to refresh your memory then: I have a World Title shot any time of my choosing. And after tonight, after you got the better of me in the Team Warfare Match and really after everything you and I have been through so far… I think I’m gonna cash it in a little earlier than expected.
(Impact gets in Phoenix’s face)
Impact: What exactly are you saying?
Phoenix: Next Voltage… I’m challenging Ares for the Answers World Championship. So, you know what? You’re half right. You’re gonna be facing the Answers World Champion at Pain For Pride, but it’s not gonna be Ares Vendetta. It’s gonna be me.
(Phoenix sarcastically pats Impact on the shoulder)
Phoenix: I’ll see you at Pain For Pride.
(Phoenix walks away as an angry Impact looks on)
( Return to the arena )
Ring Announcer: The following contest is your MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! It is a triple threat match scheduled for one fall for the EAW Vixens WOOOOOOOOOOORLD Championship!
(The crowd rises to their feet, cheering in anticipation as the ring announcer and referee stand in the ring during a few tense moments of silence. “King of the World” by Porcelain and the Tramps plays as HBG walks to the stage, her trademark red trench coat on as red flames start spurting upward from the sides of the entrance ramp.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing the challengers, FIRST, from Dallas, Texas…………. HEART…. BREAK…. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!
Mercer: One of the greatest competitors of all time in EAW regardless of gender! These idiots should be applauding Heartbreak Gal instead of booing like so many of them are! This is a damn shame!
Masters: She’s wrestling for a bit of history tonight. Heart Break Gal is tied with Sabrina for the most EAW Vixens Championship reigns as the EAW record. If she wins tonight, she will stand alone in first place and offer more proof to the EAW Universe that she is greatest Vixen of all time.
(As Heart Break Gal stands in her corner and takes off her trench coat, “Formation” by Beyoncé plays as Aria Jaxon takes the stage wearing all pink attire, the Empress of Elite Crown on her head. The crowd cheers as a “servant” comes to the stage and takes her crown and bows before scurrying away.)
Ring Announcer: Next, From Los Angeles, California…she is the 2015 EAW Empress of Elite…. ARRRRRRRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JAXON!
Masters: Aria Jaxon was just another rising star when the Empress of Elite tournament began almost a year ago after Pain for Pride. She stunned the wrestling world by winning one of the most grueling competitions in EAW history. However, fortune has not been kind to Aria since then as far as title pursuits have gone and ironically enough those who finished runner up and third in that tournament, Madison Kaline and the current Champion Eris LeCava, respectively, have been victorious in title matches. Can she finally fulfil all the promise and potential that she’s displayed and capture her first EAW title?
Mercer: The task is not going to be easy. She’s not only got to beat one of the best of all time but also her protégé and the Vixen who is at the top of the mountain right now.
(Aria enters the ring and faces off with HBG before the referee separates them. “Call Me” by Blondie begins to play with Eris being shown on the big screen skipping through the backstage area with the EAW Vixens Championship belt on her shoulder. In a few moments, she appears on the entrance stage, hopping up and down excitedly, holding onto her title as pyro goes off.)
Ring Announcer: Their opponent, From Tampa, Florida…. she is the defending EAW Vixens WOOOOOOOOOOOORLD Champion…. ERRISSSSSSSSS LECAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mercer: She’s a little crazy, maybe a little naïve in some people’s opinion, but she is the best in the world at the moment and the title that she has on her shoulder is proof of that.
Masters: Eris puts her title on the line tonight and don’t forget what she said when she begged for Heart Break Gal’s inclusion into this contest: if she LOSES the title tonight, she can never hold it again or even challenge for it.
(The referee quickly checks all three women for weapons. Eris chuckling before glancing over at her two challengers, HBG shooing off the man with a slap to the head and Aria glaring daggers at Eris before the Vixens Championship belt is raised high in the air by the referee.)
(DING DING DING!)
Masters: The very first Vixens-headlined main event of a full-roster EAW FPV event is underway! The three women are all circling each other as the crowd here in Boston is roaring! They anticipate a sensational match and so do we! Aria is glancing back and forth between the former Hexagun teammates, wondering which one will make a move and strike first! She doesn’t have to guess long as HBG AND Eris both come over and start attacking the Empress of Elite! Wild clubbing blows from both HBG and Eris as they try to eliminate one of the obstacles in the way of winning a title and Aria is just trying to cover up and survive! Eris and HBG pull her out of the corner and Irish whip her in to the ropes…. DOUBLETEAM BACK ELBOW DELIVERED TO JAXON!
Mercer: There looks to be a bit of an understanding between these two to go ahead and take Aria out of the equation and then fight it out amongst themselves!
Masters: You think!? Aria is lifted up to her feet by Eris and locked into a bear hug! Oh-Na, this early? NO! It’s just a hold for HBG to nail her with a superkick right to the chin! And then an overhead belly to belly suplex from the Vixens Champion! This is not looking particularly bright from Aria’s point of view right now. HBG pulls her up to her feet now, SNAP DDT! Aria has been absolutely dominated here so far in the early going. They pull her up again to her feet! They are just going to keep doing whatever they can to eliminate Aria Jaxon until she can no longer compete in this matchup. Eris and HBG Irish Whip Aria again into the ropes…Double back body drop………NO! ARIA COUNTERS WITH A DOUBLE DDT! Mentor and Protégé go down to the mat and Aria has a chance to get something going in the early portion of this contest!
Mercer: Aria needs to get some tempo going! It’s a risk-reward thing with HBG and Eris being good at that sort of wrestling as well, but a faster pace is probably the only thing that will keep Aria from getting her ass absolutely destroyed in this match and not even factor into the equation!
Masters: Both of the girls are shaken up but slowly getting to their feet. An already battered Aria is sorting through her options…. she looks to HBG and sprints into the ropes…SPRING BOARD STUNNER! A ONE NIGHT STAND TO THE FORMER THREE TIME CHAMP! Eris up on her feet and tries a clothesline, quick Matrix Dodge from Aria…. QUICK ENZUGIRI! Everything is quick from her right now as Eris collapses to the canvas stunned…RUNNING YAKUZA KICK FROM ARIA! She goes in for a quick cover!
Masters: HBG Pulls her right off and starts pummeling her with punches and forearms to the face! These two are going at it as Eris is struggling to get to her feet and perhaps the two-on-one beat down can continue here! HBG pulling Aria up to her feet but Aria breaks the hold with a forearm blow to the face! HBG answers with a slap and then a rake of the eyes!
Mercer: Well, you got to scratch. You got to claw! It’s Pain for Pride season, this is a main event! You have to go all out! How far will these ladies go!?
Masters: That’s a good question. HBG tries to send Aria into the corner but Aria reverses and puts HBG in instead! Aria comes running in but eats a boot from HBG! Aria turns around and then eats a vicious clothesline from the Vixens Champion! Aria in trouble now as Eris is wasting little time! She’s trying to set up for the Discordia… BUT HBG COMES IN AND CLUBS ERIS ACROSS THE SPINE FROM BEHIND!
(The crowd boos HBG as a stunned Eris reacts from the canvas, looking up at her mentor with a somewhat surprised expression.)
Mercer: She’s shocked? These people in the crowd are shocked!? WHY!? THIS IS A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH! THIS IS FAIR GAME FOR HBG TO DO! WHY ARE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS SHOCKED!?
Masters: I think they recognize the manipulation involved here. I think they realize that everything HBG has done, even at the start of this match, has been to use Eris to get to where she wants to go. And I think that the realization is dawning on her that at some point she’s going to have to fight HBG as well……AND THAT POINT IS NOW AS SHE GETS UP AND TAKES HBG DOWN WITH A FOOTBALL TACKLE! ERIS GRABBING HEART BREAK GAL BY THE HAIR AND SMASHING HER HEAD INTO THE CANVAS! HBG TRYING TO REACH UP AND RAKE THE EYES, DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING TO BREAK THIS HOLD THAT SHE IS SUBJECT TO RIGHT NOW!
Mercer: How can you do this!? THAT WOMAN RAISED YOU UP IN THIS BUSINESS! SHE HELPED YOU BECOME THE CHAMPION YOU ARE!? WHERE IS THE RESPECT!?
Masters: Didn’t you just say a second ago everything was fair game?
Mercer: Well, uh….
Masters: HBG FINALLY ABLE TO GET ERIS OFF OF HER AND THE TWO OF THEN ARE KNEELING IN THE CENTER OF THE RING…. HERE COMES ARIA WITH A SHOOT KICK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF ERIS! AND THEN ONE TO THE CHEST OF HBG! AND ANOTHER ONE TO ERIS!
Masters: AND ANOTHER ONE TO HBG!
Masters: AND ANOTHER ONE TO ERIS!
Masters: AND A STANDING SIDE KICK RIGHT TO HBG’S JAW! AND ANOTHER ONE TO TAKE DOWN ERIS! Aria has a chance to capitalize on the dysfunction between these two and take the Vixens Title! She pulls Eris up to her feet…. LIFTS HER UP…. RAGS TO RICHES! That Brainbuster plants LeCava into the canvas and Aria looks to score the pin! Cover!
Masters: HBG makes the save! Eris remains champion for now thanks to that. HBG now up and stomping away at both women. She has turned up the intensity now here and it looks like the alliance that had been forged temporarily has gone by the wayside! HBG pulls Aria up and rolls her out of the ring before turning her attention back to Eris. She’s stalking her like a lioness stalking a wildebeest or something, just waiting for her to get up! Eris is up to her feet and she’s looking for the Discordia….NO! Eris catches her in the air as she was going for the double knees…. ERIS PUSHES HER UP…AND HITS A SORT OF EUROPEAN UPPERCUT OUT OF NOWHERE! I really don’t know how to describe it other than Eris tossed HBG off and then uppercutted the hell out of her!
Mercer: That’s a pretty accurate description, I guess.
Masters: Eris not letting up yet either as she hits a beautiful standing moonsault! She hooks the leg, the referee in position!
Mercer: Kick out! Not quite enough! Eris is finding out what everyone else in the world has found out, it’s a lot tougher to conquer The Great Red Dragon than you would think! Eris is up to her feet now, trying to figure out what she is going to do here, but Aria Jaxon pulls her out of the ring! Aria now brawling with Eris on the outside, slamming her into the security railing and then the ring apron. Eris in trouble as Aria hits a Leg-trap Saito Suplex on the outside! Ouch!
Masters: Aria hit her head on the ground pretty hard as well, she’s not in the best shape at the moment as she gets up holding the back of her head. She makes her way towards Eris and tries to pull her up by the hair, Eris catches her with an uppercut. Aria fires back with a right hand! Eris responds with a knee to the midsection! These two are battling it out with each other as the HBG is up…. what is she doing? She’s going up to the top turnbuckle. Eris and Aria are still battling it out in the outside. No…WHAT IS SHE THINKING? HBG…. INTERSTELLAR! CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR TO THE OUTSIDE TAKES OUT BOTH ERIS AND ARIA!
(A replay shows HBG hitting the corkscrew shooting star press to the outside, taking out both Eris and Aria on the outside as a split screen shows all three women very slow to get up.)
Masters: HBG pulling out all the stops here in this match and she, amazingly enough, is the first competitor to her feet here. The referee is on the outside trying to implore her to get back into the ring, but she shoves him away and grabs Aria by the hair…. SLAMMING HER FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS! HBG is starting to lose it here, she’s staring down at Aria as if she wants to wipe her off the face of the earth. What is on her mind here!?
(HBG walks over to Eris and pulls her up to her feet. Eris looks to strike but HBG raises her hands up.)
HBG: (no mic) Let’s get rid of the Bitch first…then you and me can have it out! Get in the ring. I’ve got an idea.
Masters: What the hell is she talking about? What is the plan? HBG is positioning the steps a bit away from their normal position…she body slams Aria down on them hard, leaving her prone over the steps. HBG slides into the ring and grabs Aria’s legs, holding her there in this exposed position! What…. what is the idea behind this!?
HBG: (no mic) DO IT! CRUSH HER!
Masters: Eris is climbing the turnbuckles!? NO….NO……SHE CANT! SHE COULD KILL ARIA IF SHE DOES WHAT I THINK SHE’S GOING TO DO!? THIS IS INSANITY! SOMEONE PLEASE TALK HER OUT OF THIS! ERIS IS PERCHED UP ON THE TURNBUCKLE, ARIA IS ON THE STEPS TRAPPED WITH NOWHERE TO GO! HBG IS HOLDING HER LEGS! ERIS…. NOOOOOOOOOOO! DIVING DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP RIGHT TO ARIA’S MIDSECTION AND CHEST WHILE SHE’S DANGLED OFF THE STEPS BY HBG! ERIS LANDS ON THE GROUND ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, TAKING A BIT OF A TUMBLE!
Mercer: There is no way Aria can come back from that. She’s got to have serious internal injuries!
Masters: I’m not sure what’s going on here but it looks like Eris may have injured her leg as well. She’s very slow getting up and has a slight but noticeable limp…. HBG sliding out of the ring and going right after Eris! She’s not holding back at all, that sick piranha of a woman assaulting the champion with rights and lefts! We’ve got carnage out here. Aria falls lifelessly off the steps as our ringside physician comes to take a look at her. The referee has his hands full as Eris has been clotheslined into the crowd by HBG. HBG hunting for something, anything to use as a weapon.
Mercer: HEY! WHAT THE-
(Mercer is shoved from his broadcast position and HBG grabs his chair, picking it up and then throwing it where Eris is, hitting several fans who weren’t fast enough to move out of the way in time.)
Masters: HBG has completely lost it here in this contest! She has totally snapped! She’s taking out everyone and everything in her path, be it Eris, be it HBG, fans, my broadcast partner, everyone!
Mercer: (Putting his headset back on): She’s out for blood man! And why didn’t you help me?! She assaulted me and you just sat there and did nothing!
Masters: HBG is turning her attention back to Aria now that Eris has been disposed of at least temporarily! She’s shoving the physician aside and rolling what remains of Aria Jaxon back into the ring. Aria is clutching her ribcage as HBG grabs her legs….is she going for Dragon Chain…yes she is! Aria trying to fight…HBG not letting up…ARIA gets a foot up and manages to kick her in the face! AGAIN AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! WHAT A COUNTER TO STAY ALIVE! Aria still clutching onto her ribcage as she gets up to her feet. She tries to ignore the pain here and goes in for a clothesline but misses…HBG COUNTERS WITH A PELE! HBGI WITH A BEAUTIFUL PELE THAT STUNS THE CALIFORNIAN! HBG QUICKLY UP TO HER FEET…. FULL NELSON LOCKED IN…. TIGER SUPLEX! THE BRIDGE! THE PIN!
Masters: NO!!! ARIA MANAGES TO KICK OUT! HBG IS INCENSED! She really feels like the title should have been hers right there, but Aria Jaxon managed to fight out of it and keep herself in this contest. HBG up to her feet as she pulls Aria down…RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP! She’s now looking around for something else to cause more pain, damage and destruction…ANYTHING to become champion. She slides out of the ring…. she is grabbing a steel chair this time….
Mercer: Eris is up. I don’t think HBG sees her yet, but Eris is up.
Masters: HBG is sliding back into the ring, Aria is doing her best to try to get back up to her feet, AND HBG DRIVES THAT CHAIR RIGHT DOWN ACROSS HER BACK! JAXON SCREAMING IN PAIN AS SHE IS ABSOLUTELY BEING BATTERED HERE! ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT FROM HBG! AND ANOTHER ONE ACROSS THE SHOULDERS!
Mercer: Eris is back over the barricade as HBG continues to wear out Aria with that chair! Eris sliding into ring again. HBGal lining up for one more shot across the skull of Aria now, a coup de grace if you must, to try to end this…. THE CHAIR IS UP!
Masters: ERIS FROM BEHIND ERIS QUICKLY MAKING HER WAY TO HBG FROM BEHIND…. LIFTING HER UP OVER HER SHOULDERS! SAMOAN DROP! ERIS NOW UP ON HER FEET, QUICK LEGDROP TO HBG! AND NOW SHE’S WAITING ON HEART BREAK GAL TO GET UP, THE CHAIR IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! HBG is slow to get up…she does…HBG CAUGHT IN THE BEARHUG…OH-NA! BELLY TO BELLY ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR! ERIS WITH THE COVER!
Mercer: NO! ARIA WITH WHAT LITTLE STREGNTH SHE HAS LEFT MANAGES TO MAKE THE SAVE! MY GOD!
Masters: You can see some of the welts across her back from the chair shots she took from Heart Break Gal. I don’t even know how she’s moving to tell you the truth. HBG is now holding HER back as she slowly rolls over onto her stomach. Eris is now rather calmly stalking Aria, lifting her up to her feet. Pulling her by the hair until she’s almost in that Matrix Position that she’s used to get out of sticky situations…. SPINNING HEADLOCK INTO AN ELBOW DROP! And now…. Eris sees both opponents down, she goes up to the top rope.
Mercer: I don’t like this! You have the upper hand! Both of your opponents are down! Why don’t you just go after one of them, beat them up until they can’t move anymore and then just finish the deal!?
Masters: Eris is perched up there, waiting on Aria to get up to her feet…. FLYING LARIAT FROM THE TOP BY ERIS! The gamble paid off this time and now she hooks the leg of the Empress!
Masters: KICKOUT! Eris is a stark contrast from her mentor at the moment, she’s refusing to let the moment drive her to madness….
Mercer: Some say she’s already insane. Kinda hard to drive an insane person even more insane.
Masters: WILL YOU STOP? Eris Now waiting on Aria to get up again…HBG is slowly stirring as well and the Champion has her pick of which champion to take out first. SHE NAILS A VICIOUS SUPERKICK RIGHT TO THE JAW OF ARIA JAXON! HBG WAITING ON HER TO TURN AROUND…. TRAMP STAMP! NO! ARIA DUCKED RIGHT UNDER IT….!?!?!?!??! ERIS JUST NAILED HBG WITH EVISCERATION! ONE OF HER OWN FINISHING MANEUVORS! WHAT A TIME TO PULL THAT MOVE OUT OF THE BAG OF TRICKS! ERIS HOOKS THE LEG LOOKING TO RETAIN HER TITLE!
Masters: NO! HBG GETS A SHOULDER UP! The two challengers have proven themselves up to the assault of the surging champion here and this capacity crowd in Boston is on its feet for this Championship match. Eris knows that her very life as Champion is on the line here as she gets back up to her feet. She grabs HBG….and Eris……. what is she thinking here!? DOUBLE NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! DID I JUST SEE THIS!? SHE NORHTERN LIGHTS SUPLEXED BOTH CHALLENGERS AT ONCE! DOUBLE COVER!
Mercer: BOTH HBG AND ARIA BOTH GET THEIR SHOULDERS UP! ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
Masters: This has been some crazy spectacle here in this contest! Eris up to her feet now, still limping lightly but still the offensive aggressor in this contest. I’m not sure what else she can do to put these two away. She’s going up to the top rope now, again, to try to press her advantage! What does the champion have in store this time!? Aria up to her feet now and quickly runs towards the turnbuckle to knock her to the arena floor! NO! ERIS MANAGES TO JUMP TO THE APRON FIRST….AND HBG MANAGES TO KNOCK HER OFF THE APRON!
(Eris lands on her feet to the outside but then immediately starts to hobble around before falling down on the floor outside, holding onto her right knee. The referee immediately waves over for the ringside doctor to take a look.)
Masters: And we…ladies and gentlemen. Eris is down on the ground right outside the ring. She is holding onto her knee as the ringside doctor is taking a look. EMTs are already hurrying down to take a look as well.
(Slow Mo replay shows Eris being knocked off the ring apron and landing awkwardly on her already injured leg before falling to the ground and clutching it in pain.)
Mercer: You see right there, right there on the replay. She came down pretty badly on the leg that looked like it was hurt after that phenomenal foot stomp earlier. The referee is trying to take a look as well to see what the situation is. HBG and Aria have stopped, the fans have stopped as well….
Doctor: (no mic) She’s not going to be able to continue in this match.
Eris: (no mic) What?…………
Doctor: You can’t continue in this match. We need to get you out of here and have an MRI done to check the severity of the-
Eris: NO….NO! TO HELL WITH THAT! IM THE CHAMPION! I’VE GOT TO DEFEND MY TITLE!
Doctor: You could severely injure yourself…if you have NOT done so already.
Eris: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!
(Eris shoves the doctors and EMTs away as she tries to stand up and put weight on the leg before immediately collapsing back to the ground once she puts plants the foot of the knee.)
Doctor: Listen to me, Eris…. I’m sorry, but I can’t allow you to compete under the circumstances…
(The EMT’s try to console her but she punches one in the face. Security comes down as well to grab a hold of Eris as this continues.)
Eris: PLEASE! NO! I’VE DEDICATED MY LIFE TO THIS! THAT’S MY TITLE!? IF I DON’T WIN THIS MATCH, I LOSE IT FOREVER! PLEASE! LET ME STAY…LET ME STAY!
(Security grabs at her flailing arms and uninjured leg to try to calm her down as the crowd boos, a smattering of fans starting “LET HER FIGHT!” chants.)
Masters: This is NOT how anyone here wanted to see Eris’s championship reign end. The Doctor must have noticed something right away, perhaps some swelling, and ruled Eris unable to continue. I think Eris is realizing that her championship reign is finally done…. she’s crying, tears of pain, despair, just…. gut-wrenching to watch.
Crowd: THANK YOU ERIS! Clap-clap-clap-clap-clap THANK YOU ERIS!
(Eris doesn’t even acknowledge the cheers as she’s carried away, her tear-stained face an expression of complete shock and devastation.)
Masters: Aria watching the Champion being carried out of the arena here. This is really a shame. She was dominating both the challengers here at spots and was looking like she would be successful in extending her six-month reign…. what happens now? HBG FROM BEHIND ATTACKS ARIA!
Mercer: What a stupid, STUPID MISTAKE! I know that Eris leaving may have shaken her up, but this is a title match after all! You can’t turn your back on a hall of famer and former three-time champion!
Masters: HBG WITH A PERFECTLY EXECUTED DROPKICK TO THE SMALL OF THE BACK! She knows that Aria can’t be 100 percent after all the punishment she’s endured! If she can just beat Aria until she’s unable to continue, she’ll be the new Vixens Champion! Aria now against the turnbuckles, exhausted, in pain and in there with one of the all-time greats…HBG pulls her out of the corner! BACK SUPLEX! HBG kips back up to her feet as she has that faraway, almost insane look in her eye as Aria writhes on the canvas in pain. What is she thinking here!?
Mercer: This does not look good for the Empress. HBG stalking her in the corner now Aria up on her hands and knees, trying to get herself up. HBG…she’s going for a curb stomp…DEATH BY BANE…. SHE COMES FLYING AT ARIA’S HEAD! BUT ARIA MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AT THE VERY LAST SECOND! ARIA QUICKLY UP TO HER FEET…. PINKPRINT! THAT STANDING SHIRANUI INTO A BACKSTABBER! ARIA HOOKS THE LEG LOOKING FOR HER FIRST EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!
Masters: NO! NO! HBG GOT HER SHOULDER UP AT THE VERY LAST MILLISECOND! ARIA LOOKS AT THE REFEREE IN DISBELIEF! She can’t believe that she was that close but couldn’t win the gold! Aria is up on her feet now, trying to figure out what else she can do to try to get this landmark victory! She lands a hard stomp right to the stomach before pulling her up to her feet. Aria looking for another brainbuster here, just like her beau Aren Mstislav would hit…but HBG COUNTERS INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!
Mercer: Aria kicks out. Both women get up to their feet quickly and HBG takes Aria down with a Tramp Stamp! Aria has been superkicked so much I thought Heart Break Boy had come out of retirement! HBG dragging Aria towards one of the corners!
Masters: What is she thinking here? She’s not going to go for The Interstellar again is she!? NO…450 SPLASH INSTEAD AND NOW ARIA IS SCREAMING IN PAIN! HBG is up off of her opponent!
HBG: (No mic) Check on her! She’s done! GIVE ME THAT FUCKING BELT ALREADY! I EARNED IT! ITS MINE!
Masters: The referee doesn’t appear to pleased but the ringside physician is in the ring checking on Aria now. Could we have this one end by doctor’s stoppage? This would be the most bizarre ending to an FPV I could think of.
(The doctor is busy checking on the ribcage of Aria, the woman wincing in pain but asking to go on.)
Doctor: No sign of internal injuries that I can tell. She’s not spitting up blood and is able to defend herself…….
(The crowd cheers as Aria gets up to her feet using the ropes.)
Doctor: Aria…are you SURE you want to continue?
(Aria responds by simply nodding her head and the doctor departs.)
Masters: Aria Jaxon will fight on! HBG immediately trying to rush in and take advantage like she did last time but Aria is prepared and catches her coming in with a jumping roundhouse kick to the chest that takes HBG down! HBG back up to her feet and Aria Leaps onto the top turnbuckle….LA SUNSET! THAT SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB! COULD THIS BE THE MOMENT!
Masters: NO! HBG gets a shoulder up again, proving just how much she wants to hold this title again! Aria thought she had it won again but she’s denied once more by Heart Break Gal! Aria up to her feet again. Waiting on HBG to get up to her feet! She’s up and Aria tries a Spinning heel kick! HBG DODGES IT…SHE TURNS AROUND AND TRIES A ROLLING ELBOW BUT ARIA DODGES IT…BOTH WOMEN TURN AROUND…. EVISCERATION FROM HBG!!! THAT ONE FOUND THE MARK AND BOTH WOMEN ARE DOWN! HBG IS DOWN AS WELL, SLOW TO DRAPE THE ARM OVER THE CHEST! CAN THIS CONFRONTATION BETWEEN THESE TWO VIXENS FINALLY COME TO AN END HERE!
Masters: NO! RIGHT BEFORE THE REFEREE GETS HIS HAND DOWN FOR THREE, ARIA KICKS OUT! AND NOW ITS HBG’S TURN TO LOOK AT THE OFFICIAL IN DISBELIEF!
Mercer: Wow. I have no words…. Seriously.
Masters: HBG Is up to her feet, trying to figure out what else she can do to win this contest…She pulls Aria up and Puts her in a vertical suplex positon…what is she thinking here? She sits Aria on the top turnbuckle. I am still trying to figure out what the plan is for HBG here. She’s still got plenty of maneuvers left in her arsenal to be sure. And now she’s making her way to the top turnbuckle as well. What is she thinking about here? She’s clutching Aria’s head…. wait… is she going to try an Evisceration from the top rope!? HERE WE GO…. HBG WITH A DISCORDIA FROM THE TOP ROPE! NO!!!! ARIA WAS ABLE TO HOLD ONTO THE ROPES AND HBG TOOK A NASTY SPILL, FALLING ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD!
Mercer: WHAT A COUNTER!
Masters: AND NOW ARIA IS ON THE TOP ROPE…ALL ALONE…. THE CROWD HERE IN THE TD GARDEN RISES TO THEIR FEET AS ONE AS ARIA STEADIES HERSELF! HBG IS DOWN! ARIA LEAPS HIGH INTO THE AIR! KAISER’S CROWN! KAISERS CROWN, THAT DOUBLE FOOT STOMP FROM THE TOP CONNECTS RIGHT WITH HBG’S SKULL! ARIA ROLLS ABOUT HALFWAY AROUND THE RING BEFORE SCRAMBLING OVER AS BEST AS SHE CAN, IN OBVIOUS PAIN FROM THE ASSAULT OF THE CHAMPION AND THE HALL OF FAMER! SHE HOOKS THE LEG! COULD THIS FINALLY BE IT!
(DING DING DING!!!)
(HBG is shown weakly trying to kick out a half second after the three count and Aria rises to her knees in disbelief as “Formation” by Beyoncé begins to play through the arena, the crowd roaring in approval as she is presented the EAW Vixens Championship belt.)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this contest….and NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW EAW Vixens Champion……………. ARRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JAAAAAAAAAAAAAXOOOOOOOONNN!
Masters: Aria Jaxon has finally done it! Her career has taken twists and turns ever since she shocked the wrestling world last September in the Empress of Elite tournament. Failed opportunity after failed opportunity had frustrated this young woman and she has finally become the Vixens World Champion!
Mercer: What a match this was; we saw just about everything happen here. Eris had to be carried out of the arena, bound and determined to defend her title but ravaged by injury. Heart Break Gal was as merciless and savage as ever, doing just about everything she could to win this match, but to her credit, Aria Jaxon will no longer be known for choking or her love life. Tonight she will be known as Vixens Champion of the World!
Masters: Her boyfriend Aren is out here he helps a sobbing Aria accept her title. You know she’s hurting, but this moment is finally here. The referee is helping a battered Heart Break Gal out of the ring. She has nothing to be ashamed of in terms of how she competed tonight. She was within an eyelash of becoming champion several times herself, but for now it appears that unprecedented fourth run as Vixens Champion will have to wait!
(Aria and Aren are both shown in the center of the ring, hugging as both have their championship belts draped over their shoulders, pink and golden confetti raining down as fireworks begin to go off in the arena.)
Masters: Ladies and Gentlemen, what a night we have had here. Aria Jaxon has finally claimed the richest prize in women’s wrestling and stands at the top of the mountain with her boyfriend, the EAW Champion. We thank you for joining us tonight here on Triple Threat and you all know what the next big date on the calendar is: Pain for Pride 9! For my broadcast partner Jake Mercer, for our entire commentary team, our interviewers and everyone who made this event possible, this is Masters saying good night from Boston!
(Aria pulls Aren in for a deep kiss as the crowd cheers them on, confetti continuing to rain down as the picture fades into darkness.)
( EAW logo flashes )