( The camera transitions to a video vignette, showing the inside of a saloon where many people are congregating ) …
( After a moment, the camera focuses on a man wearing a full black bodysuit, similar to the one that attacked John Alloy on Dynasty. But this time, the man is wearing a hood, with the upper half of his face covered. This man is seated at a counter ) …
( A curious bartender walks up to the man )
Bartender: How are you doing partner… can I get you a drink?
Robed Figure: No…
Bartender: What are you here for? Waiting for somebody?
Robed Figure: No… I wait on nothing much more. The wait is over…
Bartender: Well… can I at least get your name?
Robed Figure: I… know nothing about a “name”… I only know flames. I only know darkness. I only know Hell.
( The Bartender nervously backs away, as the Robed Figure stands up from his seat )
( “Him” turns towards the door, and walks down the saloon as every person inside it becomes quiet, and watches as “He” leaves ) …
( “Him” walks through the saloon, to the outside revealing it to be a vast desert with only one long, never-ending road )
Him: And as I embark on this highway… ( “Him” turns towards a nearby motorcycle, as he slowly sits on it and starts it up )
Him: I embark on 286 Miles…. back from Hell….
( The sounds of “Him” starting up the Motorcycle are heard clearly, as he begins to drive off, and the camera shortly follows “Him” driving off on the Motorcycle, until eventually the camera stops following and “He” continues to drive down the long road ) ……
( An alternate Camera, live from the Arena and fixated on the Stage/Titantron shows “Him” continuing to Drive off, until “He” is out of sight, driven off into the setting sun ) …
**The lights in the entire arena black off for 10 seconds**
( After the moment of blackness, “Wanted” by Bon Jovi suddenly hits )
( Soon, a massive spotlight is shone from the Stage, and the very same revving engines from “Him’s” Motorcycle are heard throughout the arena ) …
Masters: And I think “He’s” here guys!!!
Stew-O: The Pavilion is READY, the entire city of SACRAMENTO is ready!!!
( “Him” rides out slowly from the back on his motorcycle, and as he hits the stage “Him” pulls off his hood revealing himself as Kevin Devastation, to the anticipation of the entire audience )
Deadprez: AND HE’S HERE!!! ITS HIM!!!
WWEFan: ITS KEVIN DEVASTATION!!! After a long awaited return, Kevin Devastation IS “HIM”!!
( Kevin Devastation rides down the ramp, as his lights and music are blaring, and he eventually circles the ring )
ETR: We are JAM PACKED! 20,000 stuffed through the crowbar, WELCOME EVERYBODY TO DYNASTYYYY VS SHOWDOWWWWN!!!
Masters: And we’ve got a Voltage invasion! All three announce tables from Dynasty, Showdown and Voltage broadcasting straight to you! But I think this belongs in Dynasty’s department!
Jaywalker: Indeed it does! With Kevin Devastation here, leaving us all awe-stricken!!! Kevin Devastation has made his 100 percent recovery, and is back in black!!
( Kevin Devastation tears off his hoody, and is in the ring holding a microphone as his music halts )
**Kevin Devastation looks around the arena, and pulls off his shades, revealing heavy bags under his eyes and a flowing hellfire in his eyes**
Kevin Devastation: Here’s for a background check…
Kevin Devastation: ….. WHEN IT CAME BETWEEN SATAN AND I…. HELL WASN’T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US.
Kevin Devastation: I WON THAT WAR, AND IM HERE TO TELL THE TALE…. AND NOW IM BACK, AND IT SEEMS THAT WHEN IT COMES BETWEEN JOHN ALLOY AND I… EAW ISN’T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US NEITHER…
Kevin Devastation: So standing before you is a man who took a NOSEDIVE into the lake of fire, and crawled out begging for MORE. STANDING BEFORE YOU IS A MAN WHO WILL STOP AT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO RECLAIM HIS GLORY! AND STANDING BEFORE YOU…. IS A MAN…. WHO WILL WIPE JOHN ALLOY CLEAN OFF OF THE FACE OF EAW.
Kevin Devastation: Standing before you is the HEART OF DARKNESS… And the LAST. OUTLAW. KEVIN. DEVASTATION.
Kevin Devastation: John Alloy, I live by one motto, and its fight first and reason later. And the way I see it, right now is NO time for talk… so if you’re half as “Ironclad” as you claim to be… you will BRING YOUR BLEACH-FACED ASS OUT HERE, SO THAT I CAN GIVE YOU THE MOST HIDEOUS BEATING YOU’LL EVER HAVE IN YOUR—
( John Alloy’s music hits, interrupting KD )
( John Alloy walks out to the stage, noticeably without his Titanium Bat, as he gazes into Kevin Devastation’s eyes and has the look of complete rage on his face )
Jaywalker: Well John Alloy didn’t walk out with a microphone or a Titanium Bat… but Fan… I’ve got a gut feeling that this is gonna get ugly reeeally quickly…
**Alloy, after walking quickly down the ramp without fear slides into the ring, and collides with Kevin Devastation**
WWEFan: AND WITH NO SECURITY, NO REFS, NO BACKUP, NO HOLDS BARRED, JOHN ALLOY AND KEVIN DEVASTATION BEGIN TRADING RAPID, LIGHTNING QUICK BLOWS AT EACHOTHER! ALLOY PENT OFF OF RAGE, DEVASTATION PENT OFF OF WILL, AND KD WITH THE EXPERIENCE FACTOR HAS THE QUICKER HITS!!! BOTH MEN RAINING FISTS IN ONE OF THE GREATEST BRAWLING FISTFIGHTS I’VE EVER SEEN!!!
Jaywalker: And Devastation AMAZINGLY has Alloy backed into a corner, despite Alloy STILL swinging! And Devastation connects lightning hits, and follows up with knees into the gut of Alloy over, and OVER, and OVER again! As Devastation whips John Alloy clear across the ring to the opposite Turnbuckle… and Devastation runs SWIFTLY TOWARDS ALLOY, AND IN NOTIME CO– NO! NO WAIT, ALLOY CHARGES OUT OF THE CORNER AND TAKES DEVASTATION DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
WWEFan: And KD returns up, as Alloy connects several MEAN shots into the face of KD, and KD is backed on the middle ropes, as Devastation resorts to QUICK, ACCURAGE JABS INTO THE GUT OF ALLOY! Backing him away! And Devastation springs up, connecting a RUNNING JUMPING TORNADO DDT, RIGHT ON JOHN ALLOY!!! My GOSH Jay, Devastation is quicker, meaner, stronger, swifter, smarter and more agile!!
Jaywalker: And Devastation slides out of the ring, and immediately grabs John Alloy by the hair, and drags him RIGHT to the outside of the ring!!! And as Alloy is at a disadvantage, Devastation, with Alloy grabbed by the hair, BASHES ALLOYS FACE into the Steel Steps once, and quickly turns to his Bike… and pulls off a chain!!! He pulls off a chain that was seated somewhere on his bike, turns towards Alloy and SWIFTLY WRAPS THAT CHAIN AROUND ALLOYS THROAT!!! AND DEVASTATION RAINS LIGHTNING HITS DIRECTLY INTO ALLOY’S SKULL WITH HIS RIGHT FIST, WHILE CHOKING HIM OUT WITH THE CHAIN IN HIS LEFT HAND!!
WWEFan: How BRUTAL! This guy Kevin is raining down those shots, as blood begins leaking from John Alloys skull!!! Kevin Devastations bare punches ALONE are busting John Alloy wide open!!! As Devastation eventually gets tired and discontinues the beating. Kevin slides his chain in the ring, and begins to… to wipe John Alloys blood from his own hands ALL OVER KEVINS OWN FACE! HE’S BECOMING A PART OF IT, ONE WITH THE VIOLENCE! And now as Kevin relishes, he heads back towards Alloy and pulls him up—
Jaywalker: But Alloy drives Kevin SPINEFIRST, AS HARD AS HE CAN, INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! As they are BLASTED out of the way, and Devastation is seated on the ground holding his spine, as Alloy returns to his feet… and now Alloy wipes his own forehead, and see’s his own blood and… and a CRAZED look comes over John Alloys face!! Its right in his eyes!!! And John Alloy IMMEDIATELY digs underneath the ring, John Alloy is becoming JUST as ruthless as “Him”!!! And as Devastation returns to his feet, Alloy pulls out from under the ring a….
WWEFan: THE STUDDED BASEBALL BAT!!! AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST MAN WHO WENT AGAINST ALLOY WITH THAT WEAPON IN HIS HANDS! AND AS DEVASTATION IS UP, ALLOY HEADS TOWARDS HIM, AND DEVASTATION IS…. ACTUALLY POINTING TO HIS OWN SKULL!!! POINTING TO HIS OWN SKULL, BECKONING ALLOY TO “DO IT”… AND ALLOY SWINGS AS HARD AS HE CAN, AS DEVASTATION GRABS THAT STUDDED BAT WITH HIS OWN HANDS BEFORE IMPACT!! WHAT IS THIS MAN MADE OF?!?!
Jaywalker: And Alloy PULLS IN the bat towards himself, as Devastation stumbles towards Alloy and Alloy CONNECTS THE BIG BOOT!! TAKING KD DOWN! And John Alloy grabs Devastation, and rolls him into the ring as soon as possible… John Alloy now heads towards those Steel Steps, and lifts them up, as he soon tosses them into the ring! And Alloy soon slides into the ring as Devastation is pulling himself up, and Alloy goes RIGHT BACK TO WORK, hovering over Alloy swinging rights & lefts back and forth, over and over into Kevin’s face!!
WWEFan: And now Alloy gets off of him, as he heads towards the Steep Steps and lifts them up…. and as Devastation returns to his feet steadily…. Alloy CHARGES TOWARDS KEVIN, AND BASHES THOSE STEEL STE— no!!! NO!!!! KEVIN HAD THAT CHAIN IN HIS HAND, AND HE SWINGS DIRECTLY AT JOHN ALLOYS LEG, BEFORE IMPACT! As Alloy falls onto one knee!! And Kevin SWINGS AGAIN, DIRECTLY INTO THE BACK OF JOHN ALLOY’S SKULL!! AS ALLOY IS LAID OUT FACE DOWN OVER THOSE STEEL STEPS!!!
Jaywalker: And Devastation backs into the ropes, leaps and connects the LEGDROP, DIRECTLY INTO THE BACK OF ALLOYS SKULL!!! AS ALLOYS FACE IS PLANTED RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! And John Alloy rolls directly out of the ring, as Kevin Devastation licks his own lips and signals the CUTTHROAT… AND THIS MAY MEAN THE END IS NEAR!!!
WWEFan: Devastation slides out of the ring, as John Alloy is down and out right infront of us, and Kevin Devastation’s eyes now ROLL INTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD. THIS IS A MONSTER, A MALEVOLENT MONSTER RIGHT INFRONT OF US! AS DEVASTATION PULLS JOHN ALLOY IN! OH MAN! OH MAN!!! DEVASTATION LIFTS ALLOY,
Jaywalker: ALLOYS IN HUGE TROUBLE!!
WWEFAN: LIFTS HIM UP, AND CONNECTS THE LAST RIDE POWERBOMB, OR WHAT KEVIN DEVASTATION CALLS “OUTLAWED”, SENDING JOHN ALLOY PLUMMETTING DIRECTLY THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! JOHN ALLOY HAS BEEN BROKEN INTO A MILLION PIECES!!!
**Kevin Devastation stands over the battered John Alloy for 15-20 seconds, who is stirring and is in a world of pain, as Devastation drools over his own destruction**
( Kevin Devastation’s music hits, as he slowly walks around ringside to the ramp )
Jaywalker: John Alloy just…. was just overwhelmed.. This was a fight, the two of these guys absolutely scrapped! But Kevin Devastation has seriously come back a meaner, leaner son of a Bitch, and he’s pretty damned proud of it too!
WWEFan: What the HELL?? LOOK! ALLOY, RIGHT INFRONT OF US IS ALREADY ON HIS FEET!! And hes quickly limping after Kevin Devastation, who is on the ramp! And as KD’s music stops, he gets Alloys attention as Alloy is at the bottom of the ramp, limping towards KD!!
Jaywalker: Is he STUPID?! STAY DOWN!
WWEFan: Alloy REFUSES to stay down, Jay! But this may cost him dearly… Devastation, with a face shocked by John Alloys persistence walks down the ramp, and as Alloy swings towards KD, KD connects the boot RIGHT to the gut, and PULLS HIM IN AGAIN!! AND LIFTS HIM UP….. DROPPING HIM, CONNECTING THE “OUTLAWED” POWERBOMB FOR THE SECOND TIME, SENDING ALLOY DIRECTLY INTO THE METAL RAMP!!!
( Kevin Devastation’s music continues, as he turns around smirking and walks up the ramp )
Jaywalker: My God!! Why did John Alloy even try?! He was DEFEATED! But… but I guess it was pride. It was his reputation, John Alloy truly is an Ironclad: A man of Iron. Because he was brought at the worst of weapons, hit with the worst of artillery, and Alloy refused to remain down… but Kevin Devastation has proved that under the new persona and all, the Heart of Darkness is still beating and pumping through his veins…
WWEFan: Alloys going to need some help quickly…..
( Darkthrone has walked out through the back, as John Alloy is laid out on the ramp, and has not moved even once )
( EMT’s are rushed down to the ramp with a stretcher and a board, as medics begin checking Alloys vitals and get him situated out of the arena )
WWEFan: This is really unsettling, Jay… John Alloy has taken an excessive amount of punishment ever since the Grand Rampage… and every week hes just taken more and more abuse.
Jaywalker: You’re right, Fan… I think it’s caught up to him now, John Alloy is virtually paralyzed, and the guy came into this knowing that he wasn’t 100 percent, he wasn’t even close to 100 percent. And Kevin Devastation, obviously back in a whole new way, may have just put the nail in the coffin…
( John Alloy is being stretchered off, as he receives a standing ovation from the audience, and is wheeled off from the side of the ramp, eventually leaving through the Exit Doors )
WWEFan: Well what a start to the show… Dynasty, Showdown and Voltage, stars from all 3 brands competing in inter-branded affairs.. lets keep things moving…
(Camera cuts back to the Ring Announcer in the middle of the ring)
Ring Announcer: This next match is a tornado three way tag team number one contenders match for the TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Introducing first the team of DEVAN DUBIAN AND CHRIIIIIIIS HESSIAN!!!
(Team Starr’s music hits as Chris Hessian and Devan Dubian make their way to the ring, both with their own New Breed Championship around their waists)
WWEFan: These young stars have proven to be a hell of a formable tag team. It seems like ever since they formed–wait a minute, what’s this? Both Chris and Dubian go under the ring and each pull out a table! What could they be thinking? This match hasn’t even started yet! Chris positions his table right outside of the ring and Dubian stacks his on top.
Jaywalker: I have a feeling this match is going to be extreme as Dub and Chris retrieve yet another table and…and now they’ve stacked three tables on top of each other!
(Apollo Calix’s music hits as he and Kawajai walk to the ring)
Ring Announcer: And their opponents, the team of KAWAJAI AND APOLLO CAAALIIIXXX!!!
Jaywalker: Here comes who I believe to be THE team of this match-up. I don’t know exactly what it is, but their styles match up perfectly. Fan, keep an eye on these guys.
(Ross Shackleford’s music hits as he and Mr. CT walk to the ring)
WWEFan: Now while you manage to see something in Kawajai and Apollo, I personally feel these guys are the team to beat. They both have the “it” factor about them. And who knows? Maybe tonight is their night. After all, they remind me of myself a little bit…(COOL)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Jaywalker: This match gets underway and–Oh my God! These teams all meet in the middle of the ring and are just slugging it out! This is serious business! Each team wants a shot at the tag titles and it’s showing! It looks like they’re trying to clear the ring of one another as Ross Shackleford sends both Chris Hessian and Devan Dubian out of the ring and slamming into the barricade! Then comes Kawajai who dumps Ross to the outside himself followed by Apollo who tosses Mr. CT through the middle ropes!
WWEFan: Business is picking up as Apollo and Kawajai are the lone stars standing in the ring. They look at each other for moment planning their next move…they see everyone just getting to their feet on the outside…Apollo and Kawajai bounce off the ropes and THEY HIT A DOUBLE SENTON TO THE OUTSIDE TAKING OUT ALL OF THEIR OPPONENTS AT ONE TIME! THAT WAS AMAZING!
Jaywalker: Apollo and Kawajai rise and grab Mr. CT and Devan Dubian; a member from each team, brilliant! Apollo grabs Mr. CT and Irish whips him into the corner followed by Kawajai whipping Dubian into the same corner! Kawajai steps back and sprints forward going for a big splash! But Devan rolls out of the way and Kawajai connects with Mr. CT! CT sinks into the corner and Kawajai turns around and is rolled up by Dubian!
WWEFan: But at the last second Apollo breaks the count! Kawajai and Apollo have firm control in the ring, but look on the outside! Ross Shackleford is down as Chris Hessian is waiting for him to rise with a steel chair in hand! Ross pulls himself to his feet with the ring post, he turns around AND WHAM! But no, Ross ducks and Chris slams the chair into the steel! Good god, he could’ve broken his hands!
Jaywalker: Ross takes Chris and runs, SLAMMING HIM GUT FIRST INTO THE RINGSIDE BARRICADE! Chris goes falling over the barricade into the crowd! Ross walks over to the announce table and rips the monitor out and heads for the ring…BUT THEN OUT OF NOWHERE COMES APOLLO WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE SENDING THE MONITOR INTO THE GUT OF ROSS!
WWEFan: Ross falls back, almost sitting in the announcers table in pain! Look in the ring! It’s Kawajai…He springboards off the top rope AND FLIES TO THE OUTSIDE NAILING A SEATED SENTON SENDING ROSS CRASHING THROUGH THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE! GOOD GOD! Both of these men are down and barley moving! Apollo is standing, looking over the ropes in complete awe!
Jaywalker: And Devan! Devan takes advantage of this distraction with a clubbing blow to Apollo sending him to the ground! But look here! Next comes Mr. CT with a Pele kick to the back of Devan! This match is insane! CT isn’t finished as he heads to the top rope. Devan is looking to be in trouble here…but wait…What’s CT doing? He isn’t jumping. He’s looking over his shoulder and…uh oh!
WWEFan: Chris Hessian is standing in the crowd shaking off the cobwebs from that shot earlier in the match! CT turns around on the top rope, facing Chris! Don’t do it CT! CT crosses his fingers and points to the sky…AND HE JUMPS! GOOD GOD! THAT HAS TO BE A 10-15 FOOT GAP THAT CT CLEARS AS HE COMES CRASHIGN DOWN WITH A CROSSBODY ON CHRIS HESSIAN!
Jaywalker: Oh my god Fan, did you see that?! Even some of the fans went down! These men are pulling out all of the stops! Back in the ring there are only two men left standing: Devan Dubian and Apollo Calix! They’re squaring off blow for blow in the middle of the ring until finally Devan ducks under a punch and nails a reverse DDT! Devan runs at the ropes and NAILS a springboard on Apollo! Devan jumps to the top rope and goes for his signature move! All or nothing! AIR BOUUUUUUURNE CONNECTS! THE PIN!
WWEFan: BUT SOMEHOW APOLLO KICKS OUT! Devan can’t believe it! I can’t believe it! The entire crowd can’t believe it! Devan stands up and…he’s going to the top rope once again! He climbs to the top and looks down at the destruction around him…BUT IT’S KAWAJAI! KAWAJAI OUT OF NOWHERE RUNS UP THE TURNBUCKLE AND NAILS AN ENZUGURI!! Devan goes flying out of the ring and…HOLY SHIT!! DEVAN GOES CRASHING THROUGH THE THREE STACKED TABLES HE AND CHIRS SET UP BEFORE THE MATCH STARTED!!!
Jaywalker: THIS ENTIRE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET AS DEVAN IS LAYING IN A HEAP OF BROKEN WOOD! Both Kawajai and Apollo Calix are left in the ring…BUT OUT OF NOWHERE COMES ROSS SHACKLEFORD WITH A MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE ON KAWAJAI! Decapitating impact! Ross stands in the middle of the ring with his arms held high screaming to show his dominance!
WWEFan: It’s Apollo! Apollo nails a kick to the gut of Ross followed by…THE MOTHERFUCK’D! FUTURE SHOCK DDT CONNECTS ON ROSS!!! But wait a minute…Apollo hasn’t let go! HE’S WRENCHING IN THE ICE PICK SUBMISSION IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!
Jaywalker: Everyone is down! Ross can’t reach the ropes! HE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP OUT!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Ring Announcer: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS…and the number one contenders for the Tag Team Championship…KAWAJAI AND APPOLLLOOOO CAAAAALLIIIIXXX!!!!!
( The camera pans backstage to SG1, as she’s watching the television screen with an angry look on her face )
SG1: I don’t get it… **SG1 knocks the television off of the table**
SG1: I REALLY, REALLY JUST DON’T GET IT. ( Storm, RTF and Carrie surround her )
RTF: SG1, calm down!
SG1: CALM DOWN??? I ASK THOSE TWO TO DO SOMETHING RIGHT, AND ITS BRING THE CONTENDERSHIPS HOME TO THE CAVALRY AND THEY REFUSE TO DO EVEN JUST THAT. And YOU… **SG1 points to both RTF and Storm** … you two should have been OUT THERE. NOT STANDING AROUND HERE WAITING FOR NOTHING, YOU SHOULD’VE BEEN OUT THERE WITH THEM.
Storm Lightning: Excuse me, but what about Carrie? Why aren’t you yelling at her? **Carrie shoots Storm a villainous look, as Storm has a tongue-in-cheek facial expression**
SG1: Because Carrie is to stay with me, she’s my personal enforcer for tonight. You two were supposed to be sharks. And anyways, I’m not a big fan of your back-talking attitude, Storm, so you can flush it. Before I flush you AND your contendership.
Storm Lightning: Chillax, geez…
SG1: Anyways… I guess I’m going to need to take matters into my own hands and bring at least ONE win home to the Cavalry tonight.
**SG1 turns towards the door, where Cameron is seen standing at the door way, and she walks up to SG1 as Carrie steps out in front of her**
SG1: Its okay, Carrie… **Carrie moves out of the way, as Cameron stands before SG1**
SG1: So… last week on Dynasty I gave you the offer of joining the Cavalry, in exchange for a spot in the Pain for Pride Vixens match up.. have you made your decision?
Cameron: SG1… Christy Cruise, unlike you, took me in to EAW with open arms and showed me around. She never took advantage of me, never turned her back on me, and never sold me out even once. And you want me to sell HER out to join a witch like you??
SG1: Well if you came here to talk smack, you might as well have not even shown up.
Cameron: That’s… thats not what I came here for.. **Cameron looks down to the ground**
Cameron: I came here because… I’m going to take you up on your offer. I’m going to join the Cavalry.
SG1: REALLY??? **Cameron nods**.. well thats great!! Fantastic! And hey, to show you how fair of a person I am im going to hold up my end of the deal, I’m going to give you my spot in the Pain for Pride Vixens match.
SG1: Now I’ve gotta run a couple of errands before my match, so why don’t you get a little “acquainted” with your fellow Cavalry mades.. toodles!
( SG1 walks off happily, as Carrie stares down Cameron )
Carrie: You’re suspicious… I’m going to be keeping an eye on you….
( Cameron looks up at Carrie, as they stare down for a while and Carrie eventually walks away ) …
(Camera fades to the Ring Announcer standing in the middle of the ring)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall! And it will be contested as always under traditional Extreme Rules!
(Extreme Enigma’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: Entering first… from Jersey City, New Jersey… weighing in at 225 pounds… the “Human Codex” He is.. EXTREMEEEEEEEE… ENIGGGMAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Deadprez: We’re back out at ringside and here we have Extreme Enigma making his way out to the ring… Last week on Showdown, we saw EE attack Robbie V during his match for the second straight time.. but this time, he had some help from the CEO, Matt Daniels!!…
(Replays are shown of EE and Daniels’ attack on Robbie V)
ETR: Damn… It pains me to see this… but it confuses me even more! What did the CEO have to do with Robbie?!
Deadprez: I have a feeling you’re not the only one wondering, ETR… but either way, Robbie will go one on one against Extreme Enigma tonight with their recent rivalry revolving around EE’s relationship with the CEO… and what all this has to do with Robbie V!
(Robbie V’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent… from Las Vegas, Nevada… weighing in at 237 pounds… The Showdown General Manager… Mr. Saturday Night, the 2011 Grand Rampage winner… ROBBBB-BIEEEE-V!!!!!!!!!
ETR: Well it looks like these two competitors are set to go as they oppose each other in the ring… Robbie V, Extreme Enigma… and here we go!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: Robbie and EE take a bit of a moment to scout each other out here as the bell rings, circling each other around the ring… and they lock up! This match is officially underway as Robbie tries to back down EE… but EE’s not gonna let Robbie take the early momentum… and they break apart…
ETR: The animosity between these two is palpable! You can see it! You can feel it in the air!!.. They close in on each other once more.. and lock up again! EE’s able to slip behind Robbie V and pull him into a Waist Lock… but Robbie reaches back and brings EE into a side headlock! Headlock Takeover! Robbie’s able to take EE down to the mat, the first takedown of the contest!!
Deadprez: Robbie’s swinging in some punches, going with the ground and pound game early on to disable EE before he even gets on the offensive! But hold on! EE’s able to swipe away a fist from Robbie, and pulls him into a fierce Head-Butt! Robbie’s a bit dazed as EE grabs the arm, and EE LOCKS ROBBIE INTO CHAPTER ONE!!! THE TRIANGLE CHOKE LOCKED IN BY EXTREME ENIGMA!!… EE’s taking this over… and he COULD get Robbie to tap early on, he’s hoping for a quick night of work!
ETR: But Robbie’s able to reach out and grab the bottom rope! He’s trying to push himself out of this hold, but EE insists on keeping it locked in! Robbie’s doing all he can to break out of this, but it’s like a Chinese Finger-Trap, Prez.. the harder you try to break free, the tighter the thing gets, and that’s exactly what EE is doing here as Robbie continues to struggle!
Deadprez: Hold on, Robbie’s able to slither out! EE seems rather shocked, as he slowly gets up on his feet to meet Robbie at a standing base… and EE hits the ropes quickly! He bounces back at Robbie, but Robbie leapfrogs over it! EE keeps running, and he rebounds back from the other side… Robbie swings a Roundhouse Kick!!! But EE slides right under it! Robbie charges at EE as he gets back to his feet and swings a clothesline!
ETR: But EE ducks under it! Robbie continues running to the ropes and SPRINGBOARDS!!! SPRINGBOARD STANDING MOONSAULT!!… But EE’s able to avoid contact, and Robbie lands on his feet right behind EE!! EE throws a Back-Elbow that strikes Robbie right on the jaw, and he turns around, swinging a kick into his gut!!… But Robbie catches the leg! EE goes up for an Enzuigiri!!… But Robbie ducks under the incoming leg, and EE comes right back down, with Robbie still holding onto the leg, and Robbie comes in with the Legsweep, FINALLY taking EE to the mat!!…
Deadprez: EE gets up quickly, as he and Robbie stand off… and the fans applaud that series of action, full of counters and athleticism! EE and Robbie close in on each other.. and they lock up once again! Robbie’s able to swing a few ring hands, and land a knee into the gut of Enigma! But EE hits an elbow right into the lower lip of Robbie V! Robbie’s stunned! As EE hits the ropes! EE comes back… but Robbie charges in at him and drops him with a Shoulder Block! EE begins to get to his feet, as Robbie hits the ropes this time, but EE catches him and he’s able to whip Robbie into the corner!
ETR: Robbie collides with the turnbuckles… and EE charges in at the cornered Robbie V!!… BUT ROBBIE STEPS OUT OF THE CORNER, AND HITS A DROP TOE HOLD ON EE, AS EE FALLS FACE FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!!!… EE’s down and out! And Robbie rolls him over, hooks the inside leg and sets up for the first pinning attempt of this matchup!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… EE rolls a shoulder up!
Deadprez: Robbie jumps to his feet… and he’s gonna drop an elbow on EE!! That’s not the only one either! Robbie drops a series of elbows over the fallen body of Extreme Enigma, and shoves the forearm into his face, pinning the shoulders down and we’ve got another pin!
ONE!!… TWO!!… Another two count!
ETR: Robbie stays on his knees, and brings EE into a headlock… but EE’s throwing some elbows into Robbie’s midsection.. as Robbie refuses to let EE free of the headlock! EE’s trying to battle his way back to his feet as Robbie keeps him in the headlock.. and it looks like he’s having success with that as he continues throwing elbows at Robbie, and reaches his feet! Robbie releases the headlock, and hoists EE into the air… but EE’s able to let himself drop over the ropes and land on the ring apron! EE grabs hold of Robbie’s neck, and DROPS IT OVER THE TOP ROPE, AS EE HOPS OFF THE APRON AND SNAPS ROBBIE’S NECK OVER THE TOP ROPE!!
Deadprez: Robbie is hobbling around in the ring, not sure where he is right now, as EE hops back up to the apron, and SPRINGS OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! ROBBIE TURNS RIGHT INTO A SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE FROM EXTREME ENIGMA!!… Robbie crawls over toward the ropes, and tries to pull himself back to his feet as EE’s offense is starting to get to him… EE hits the ropes as Robbie reaches his feet… and takes Robbie right back down with another clothesline… Robbie pushes himself back up quickly… and EE puts an exclamation point on Robbie with a dropkick!
ETR: Robbie collapses, and rolls under the bottom rope, dropping himself down to ringside… EE is having a grand old time in the ring with Robbie on the outside, as he parades around the ring like he’s already got this match in the bag! But he hits the ropes now!! He’s gonna go for it!! SUICIDE DIVE!!! EE GOES THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!!!… AND ROBBIE DODGES OUT OF THE WAY!!! EE DIVES THROUGH THE ROPES AND COLLIDES INTO THE BARRICADE ON THE OUTSIDE AS ROBBIE AVOIDS THE SUICIDE DIVE!!!… Robbie reaches his feet… as he slaps a few high fives to the hands, and watches EE struggle on the arena floor…
Deadprez: He’s enjoying this, ETR! Robbie grabs EE by the hair… and YANKS him back up to his feet on the outside! He’s got control of EE… and BASHES his head right into the top of the barricade! EE stumbles away from Robbie and rolls back into the ring, as Robbie goes in to follow! Robbie is up and approaches EE in the ring, as he turns him around— Robbie takes a kick to the gut, TWIST OF HATE!!! EE WAS PLAYING POSSUM IN THE RING AS HE AGGRESSIVELY TURNS AROUND AND HITS ROBBIE WITH A TWIST OF HATE!!!…
ETR: Well if he’s still playing possum, he’s doing a damn good job of it, as both he and Robbie are down and out in the ring! Neither of them are moving much right now, as EE is doing the best he can to crawl over toward Robbie and get the cover! If he can do it, this match is his! He’s going VERY, VERY slowly, however… and he gets there! Can he still get the pinfall?!
ONE!!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!………………………… ROBBIE KICKS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!!!
Deadprez: Jesus Christ! That was a split second, split another few times away from a 3 count! And EE can’t believe it! That time he took to recover after hitting the Twist of Hate definitely cost him the win in this match! And both men are slowly advancing to their feet!!… They’re both up… and EE lands another kick to the gut of Robbie! Going for another Twist of Hate?! NO!! Robbie twists out of it!! And Robbie– CONCUSSION!!! ROBBIE V EVADES THE TWIST OF HATE AND HITS EXTREME ENIGMA WITH THE CONCUSSION KICK!! EE DROPS, HE’S OUT COLD ON THE CANVAS!!!
‘ETR: Robbie hooks the leg! But… But look at this!! LOOK AT THIS!! MATT DANIELS IS SPRINTING DOWN THE RAMP, ROBBIE HOOKS THE LEG OF EE, BUT THE CEO REACHES THE RING!!!… AND HE SMASHES ROBBIE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH HIS BRIEFCASE!!!… MATT TAKES ROBBIE OUT WITH HIS BRIEFCASE!!!… HOLY SHIT!!… ROBBIE V WAS SCREWED ONCE AGAIN BY EE AND MATT DANIELS!!
Deadprez: And look at Matt!!… He’s dragging EE over toward Robbie… and he lays him over the incapacitated Robbie V!!… This is unreal, this is the guy who’s supposed to be representing this company?!
ONE!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!….
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: Oh come on!! Robbie had the match in the bag! This was a screwjob! A screwjob!!
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… EXTREMEEEEEE…. ENIGGGMAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
ETR: Robbie V can’t seem to escape Matt Daniels! I was SURE that Concussion finished off the match… but here comes our CEO, down to the ring and he put Robbie to sleep with that shot with his briefcase to the back of Robbie’s head!
Deadprez: That was disgraceful! DISGRACEFUL! This man is my employer??…
ETR: Don’t speak too loud, Prez.. he’s coming over here!
(Matt Daniels leaves the ring, and grabs a chair near the announce table… He brings it into the ring, sets it up, and takes a seat in the ring in front of Robbie, holding a microphone)
Deadprez: EE’s able to roll out of the ring, and he smiles at the CEO as he heads backstage with a bullshit victory over Robbie V tonight… but the question is, what is this guy doing NOW?…
Matt Daniels: You know, Mr. Deadprez…. I may not be the greatest boss in the world, but I’m not deaf.. So I suggest that you keep yourself quiet.
Matt Daniels: But anyway… Robbie, I hope you’re regaining your consciousness right about now… Because I have a bone or two to pick with you… I’ve been carefully watching your comeback… Ever since you returned, I’ve been thinking about how cute of a story this was. You get torn apart by a rookie and put out of action for months… then you return, become Showdown GM.. eventually go on to win the Grand Rampage and now you’re guaranteed to headline Pain 4 Pride… Such a feel-good story, isn’t it?…
(Robbie sits up, regaining awareness in the ring)
Matt Daniels: But guess what, Robbie… I’m not such a fan of feel-good stories…
Robbie V (without a mic, seated in the ring): What the hell are you talking about?
Matt Daniels: I’ve been visiting Showdown for the past few weeks, keeping my eye on what’s going on.. and I have to say, I don’t like what I see.
(Robbie pushes himself to his feet, as Matt Daniels quickly rises up from his chair to stay out of danger)
Matt Daniels: Whoa, whoa… take it easy there, Robbie… But as I was saying just now… This whole gig you got going for you right now… it’s a real good thing, for anyone… But it’s too good to be true… you know what I’m saying?…. You’re the General Manager, buddy… your job is to RUN the show… which you were doing fine for the first couple of weeks. But then you found yourself back in the ring again… and you WERE the show…
(Robbie grabs a mic from the Ring Announcer)
Robbie V: Oh… Matt, don’t make me blush.. I mean I’m flattered and all… but–
Matt Daniels: Shut up… just… just shut the hell up… These fans surrounding you may be amused by your little funny man moments, but I’m not.
Robbie V: My sincerest apologies, sir…
Matt Daniels: Did you not just hear what I said?…. Look, Robbie.. GMs are supposed to run the show, like I said… but they’re not supposed to BE the show… You need to stop stepping on the toes of all these talented extremists… like you tried to do to Enigma tonight… and stop trying to live your broken dream. You HAD your shot… In fact, you had a FEW shots.. but you blew it. So do you know what I’m going to do Robbie?… I’m not allowing you to have all of this. Forget Pain 4 Pride, forget those Tag Team Championships of yours… because I’ve had it with you!
Robbie V: YOU….. have had it with ME?… You’re supposed to be respectfully running this company… not running out here with your goddamn briefcase and screwing your extremists out of matches just because you’re not a fan of all of us….
Matt Daniels (smiling): Interesting… that you just brought up my briefcase… because, Robbie…
(Matt Daniels grabs the briefcase, and opens it, taking out a bunch of papers, stapled together)
Robbie V: What’s that?…
Matt Daniels: What is this?… This… (showing it to the cameras) this is the clause that allows you to headline Pain 4 Pride as the Grand Rampage winner… And guess what I’m gonna do with this?..
Robbie V: Don’t do it. I’m only warning you once…
Matt Daniels: That’s funny… you think I’m afraid of you…
(Matt Daniels begins to rip up the Grand Rampage clause, but Robbie hits him with a dropkick)
Deadprez: :O:O ROBBIE HITS THE CEO WITH A DROPKICK!!…
ETR: He just saved his Pain 4 Pride match! And he grabs his clause as Matt Daniels is FUMING on the canvas!!
Robbie V: I told you, man… I was only warning you once…
(Matt Daniels pulls himself up by the ropes, and angrily approaches Robbie V)
Matt Daniels: You made a big mistake…
Robbie V: Yeah? Why don’t you tell me how big of a mistake I made? You say GMs should run the show, and not be it, huh?… Well I’m Robbie V, and I’m the WHOLE-DAMN-SHOW!!
Deadprez: ROBBIE KICKS MATT DANIELS IN THE GUT!!!… AND LOOK AT THIS!!! HE GRABS THE STEEL CHAIR THAT MATT BROUGHT INTO THIS RING!!… OH DAMN!!! A VEN-DETONATOR!!! AND THIS PLACE IS GOING NUTS!!!.. ROBBIE JUST HIT MATT DANIELS WITH A VEN-DETONATOR!!!!
Robbie V: I’m not such a great GM, huh? Well fine, pal… I QUIT!!!..
(Robbie V’s music hits)
ETR: :O!!! Robbie just quit as GM!! He’s no longer the Showdown General Manager, and he really took it to the CEO, Matt Daniels! That was a sight to see!
( Dubian and Chris Hessian are seen seated in their locker room, on a bench, with towels over their necks sulking in disappointment )
Hessian: Dub, I really thought we had it…
Dubian: I know Chris, I know.. But I guess we just.. we just… I don’t know. We just messed up…
Hessian: How do we explain this to Starr…
( Both of them flinch, as the sound of a door opening is heard and StarrStan walks in )
Dubian: Listen Starr, before you–
( Starr is seen talking on his cellphone )
Starr: Yeah alright…. alright ill ensure it….. okay…. buh-bye.. **Starr closes his phone and sets it down into his locker, as both Hessian and Dubian look on in a sense of fright**
…. **Starr pulls out a book-bag from his cubby, and opens it up pulling out mouthpieces and wrestling tape**…
Dubian: Uhm… um Starr??..
Starr: Whats up, guys. **Starr begins stretching out the wrestling tape, and wraps it around each of his bodily joints**
Hessian: Uhm…. you’re.. not mad?
Starr: About what?
Dubian: About our match tonight..
Starr: Oh! Nah, why would I be mad? **Starr continues taping up his joints**
Hessian: Well… i mean, we lost…
Starr: Oh, I know. And?
Dubian: Well.. I thought you were gonna yell at us or something.
Starr: Well what do you want me to tell you? You’re not children, you’re big boys, am I right?? … **Starr finishes taping his wrists, and puts on a mouthpiece, slurring his speech slightly as he turns to Devan and Hessian**
Starr: Look… what you guys need to start doing is making more statements. More of an impact around here. Thats how the hell you get respect in this business. So you boys can sit around here, moping, whining and crying. Or you can get up like you’ve got a pair, and come up with a way to make a real STATEMENT here in EAW. Every time I’ve been knocked down, I got up. That doesn’t make me more of a competitor than the two of you, NOBODY should be above you in this life, because thats how you get stepped on….
Starr *picking up his bag*: Well I’ve gotta meet with DEDEDE, he said he wanted to see me in person before tonights match, soo later…
( Starr walks out of the room, as Dubian and Hessian turn to each other )
Hessian: He’s right… and I can only think of one way to make a statement.
Dubian: And if your thinking what I’m thinking, Voltage is going to be shaken up really, really soon…
Hessian: True that…
(Recap of Power/Speedy’s confrontation on Voltage plays)..
(Camera cuts back to the ring)
(Speedy’s music hits as he comes down with his National Extreme Championship around his waist)
Ring Announcer: This match is set for one fall! And entering first, representing Dynasty! From London, England and weighing at 240 POOOUNNNDDSS… HE IS THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION!!! SPPPEEEDDDDYYYY!!!!!
Deadprez: This should be a very exciting match up right here with the National Extreme Champion and InterWire Champion locking up horns in just a minute.
ETR: And of course, I’m pulling for Showdown to take this one home, Speedy has no chance of defeating one of the most indestructible forces to ever lace their boots. Nonetheless, as you said, this should certainly be a great match either way.
(Power’s music hits as he comes down with the InterWire Championship on his shoulders)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, representing Showdown! From New York, New York and weighing at 265 POOOUNDDS!!! HE IS THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!!! POWEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
Deadprez: Speedy certainly has his work cut out for him, look at this man Power! He is surely the most dominant force on Showdown. I might have to agree with you there, ETR, Speedy might not stand any chance against someone as impressive this is.
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Deadprez: This match is underway, with both men staring each other down just before giving their belts to the referee… Speedy begins to try to approach Power while he’s giving the referee his championship belt and he takes Power down from behind! Speedy then pulls Power up to his knees and kicks him dead on in the jaw!
ETR: Very quick start for the National Extreme Champion as he has Power on his heels already, but now Speedy grabs Power up to his feet and he’s going for a backbreaker onto the mat! But Power is able to counter the backbreaker and he hits a body slam on the mat! Great counter by Power and now he’s in full advantage while Speedy is laid fact first on the mat….
Deadprez: But Speedy hops back up quickly onto his feet and he goes for a quick clothesline on him but Power is able to duck down and lift Speedy as he runs toward him onto the outside of the ring! Already early off in this match and both men are about to brawl outside! Power slides out of the ring and grabs Speedy then he starts getting in some shots into his face, and kneeing him in the gut.
ETR: Power now is about to swing Speedy into the steel steps but Speedy is able to reserve and causing Power to go flying with his shoulder first into the steps!!! That had to hurt as you can hear the rattling from those steps all over the arena! Speedy looks furious now as he starts hammering vastly shots into Power’s temple. Then he takes one of the steel steps from the corner and he’s about to try and bash it on Power while he’s down on the floor!
Deadprez: But as Speedy is getting ready to harm Power with those steps, he misses because Power is able to lift his leg and going directly into Speedy’s groin… Speedy ends up dropping the steel steps but now Power is back up and he knocks his brains off with that vicious clothesline!! Power then motions Speedy back into the ring afterwards, and he Irish whips Speedy off the ropes and goes for a spinebuster which connects!! Here goes the first cover of the match…
Referee: ONE!! TWO!!
ETR: But Speedy is able to kick out! You can tell that both men aren’t going to let up one bit in this match but for right now Power is in control as he brings him back onto his feet once again and hits an European uppercut dead into his mouth! Speedy ends up dropping back into the turnbuckles and Power CHARGES and ends up smacking his body right into him! Speedy must be in pain after Power crushing his body right into him…
Deadprez: Speedy falls right onto the mat once again, but Power grabs him back up again to Irish whip off the ropes but this time Speedy hits up hitting a jumping forearm and knocking him back but not completely onto the mat! He ends up throwing in a few more punches into him but he just doesn’t move… Power is like a statue right now, but Speedy is trying his best to knock him down as he keeps bouncing off those ring ropes and trying to clothesline Power onto the mat!
ETR: Speedy tries it two times in a row, but POWER ENDS UP COUNTERING THE THIRD ONE INTO A SLINGSHOT BACKBREAKER!!! Power goes for another cover!!
Referee: ONE!! TWO!!!
Deadprez: But Speedy kicks out again! Power thought he had him right there, but now he grabs him back up again and starts trading in punches with him. But Speedy ends up pushing Power back then rushing up for a dropkick which finally knocks Power onto the mat!! He hops back up quickly though after that and rushes right back up at Speedy, but he runs right into the turnbuckles as Speedy dodges out of the way! Power ends up bouncing off right INTO A FACEBUSTER!!! FACEBUSTER BY SPEEDY!!! Speedy isn’t finished yet though as he’s about to climb up the top turnbuckles…
ETR: Speedy is setting up for an elbow drop from that top rope but Power is shockingly moving right now… Speedy realizes and drops down the mat to start tormenting Power with kicks and punches into the sternum…. Power is in danger right now; Speedy grabs Power in position for a suplex on the top turnbuckle!!! He moves toward the ropes with Power’s arms on his shoulders then lifts him up and slams him right onto the mat!!!
Deadprez: The whole ring is moving with just that one move and Speedy is going to take the cover right now! Smart move!
ETR: But Power is able to lift himself out and now Speedy is getting even angrier and he ends up kicking Power in the back of his SKULL! Now Speedy is sliding outside of the ring as he makes his way over by the commentator table and grabs the steel chair right by the announcer! The fans are somehow cheering for this; I guess this is what they wanted out of this match…
Deadprez: And they’re about to get it as Speedy slides back inside of the ring with that steel chair and he’s about to try and smash Power’s face with that steel chair…. He’s a waiting for Power to get on his feet again but WAIT! POWER IS ABLE TO CHARGE QUICKLY INTO SPEEDY WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK!!! Speedy didn’t see that coming as now he’s laid out on the mat right afterwards… Power recovers over by the turnbuckles then looks back at the steel chair ling on the mat then grabs it suddenly… And now he’s a waiting for Speedy to get back on his feet.
ETR: Speedy is in a whole lot of trouble, I don’t think he knows where he is at this point and Power is about to smack at steel chair… HE LIFTS THE CHAIR WHILE SPEEDY IS GETTING UP ON HIS FEET!! BUT SPEEDY ENDS UP TURNING AROUND AND HITTING A SPINNING WHEEL KICK RIGHT INTO THE STEEL CHAIR!! THE CHAIR SMACKS POWER RIGHT BACK IN HIS FACE!!
Deadprez: What a move by Speedy! Now Power is back down on the mat after that spinning wheel kick, and Speedy quickly goes back on top of him as he grabs Power by the neck and applies a headlock!! Power looks a bit dizzy, Speedy is holding in that headlock tightly on him… But wait a second! Power is starting to move!!! He’s starting to stand on his feet while the fans are giving him the momentum!! And now he’s using his elbows going right into the ribs on Speedy… Now Speedy ends up throwing Power on the ring ropes … BUT AS POWER COMES BACK HE HITS A SPEAR RIGHT ONTO SPEEDY!! HE JUST RAN THROUGH SPEEDY WITH THAT SPEAR!!!! SPEEDY HAS TO BE IN A LOT OF PAIN RIGHT NOW WITH THAT SPEAR…
ETR: Power refuses to cover Speedy right now though as he lifts him back onto his feet and him pulls Speedy right in the powerbomb position!! Dynasty isn’t looking good right now, AS POWER LIFTS SPEEDY IN THE AIR AND HE SLAMS HIM RIGHT ON THE MAT!!! NOW THIS MATCH IS OVER!! POWER GOES OVER FOR THE COVER!!
Referee: ONE!!! TWO!!! THR—
Deadprez: NO!! Somehow Speedy kicks out! Who would have thought, Speedy actually hanging in there with the vicious beast that makes a living of destroying his opponents… Power is back on his feet again, and he Irish whips Speedy into the ring ropes but Speedy stop himself then slides right out of the ring so he can recover!! Power looks on then decides to run outside the ring on the opposite side behind him… But as Power runs behind him, SPEEDY QUICKLY PULLS THAT STEEL CHAIR RIGHT OUT OF THE RING AND HE BASHES IT RIGHT INTO POWER’S FACE AS HE RUNS INTO IT!! WOW!! WHAT A SHOT!!! POWER IS BUSTED OPEN NOW WITH THAT SHOT!!!
ETR: This might be over now, Speedy rolls Power right back into the ring and he’s going for the cover!!! This might be it!!
Referee: ONE!!! TWO!!! TH—
Deadprez: Power is able to get a shoulder up!!! Speedy is going crazy now inside of the ring… He thought he had him there for sure!! Speedy is setting up for the kill now!! HE’S GOING FOR THE SLOW KILLER ON POWER!!! HE SPRINGS HIM RIGHT UP ONTO HIS FEET AN—POWER ENDS UP REVERSING INTO A SPINNING SIDE SLAM!!! NOW BOTH MEN ARE LAID ON THE MAT!!!
ETR: But Power is starting to move onto his feet while Speedy is rolling near the ropes, to help him get back standing up! Both men somehow get right back up at the same time but Speedy ends up CHARGING RIGHT INTO POWER!! BUT ONLY INTO ANOTHER SPINEBUSTER ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR BY SPEEDY!!! SPEEDY’S BACK COLLIDES WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR AS HE’S SCREAMING IN AGONY AFTERWARDS!!!
Deadprez: Power may have this in the bag now; he’s pumping himself up for the EXODUS!!! HE GRABS SPEEDY BACK UP AND HE’S ABOUT TO LIFT HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! HE HAS HIM UP IN THE AIR ONCE AGAIN!!! BUT WHAT IS THIS?! POWER GETS KNOCKED DOWN FROM BEHIND!! WHAT THE HELL?! IT’S THE CO NEW BREED CHAMPIONS!!! DEVAN AND CHRIS HESSIAN FROM VOLTAGE!! WHAT ARE THEY DOING OUT HERE?!
ETR: I don’t know, Prez but they certainly looked to put on hurt on Power as he’s down on his knees and Hessian has a steel chair in hand as he lifts and bangs it right into Power’s SKULL!! AND POWER IS REALLY BUSTED WIDE OPEN NOW!! Devan also has a steel chair in hand as starts hammering in shots with that steel chair!!! NOW BOTH MEN WITH STEEL CHAIRS ARE SMACKING IT AGAINST POWER WHILE HE’S DOWN ON THE MAT DEFENSELESS!!! DID SPEEDY PLAN THIS OR SOMETHING!!1
Deadprez: Speedy is beginning to pull back onto his feet as he starts smiling then pulls out his hand toward both Devan and Hessian… BUT BOTH MEN HITS SPEEDY RIGHT INTO THE FACE THE STEEL CHAIR!!! AND SPEEDY IS DOWN ON THE MAT NOW!!! Devan and Hessian aren’t stopping at that as Devan grabs Speedy and lays his head on top of the steel chair that he brought in the ring earlier!! AND DEVAN STARTS SMASHING HIS CHAIR INTO HIS FACE AS SPEEDY’S HEAD START SHAKING!! AND HESSIAN DOES IT WITH HIS STEEL CHAIR IN HAND AS WELL AND BOTH MEN ARE TRADING SHOTS WITH THAT CHAIR!!! SPEEDY’S EARS ARE BLEEDING AND HIS EYES ARE WIDE OPEN!! THEY WON’T EVEN MOVE AS THESE MEN KEEP CONTINUING WITH THE CHAIR SHOTS!!!
ETR: Now both men go right back to Power!! DEVAN ENDS UP SMACKING HIS CHAIR RIGHT INTO POWER’S FACE AGAIN!! BUT AFTER HESSIAN AND DEVAN LIFT HIM UP AND POWER IS BARELY STANDING UP ON HIS TWO FEET AS BOTH HESSIAN AND DUBIAN PULL BACK WITH THE CHAIRS AND THEY RUSH UP ON POWER FROM SIDE TO SIDE WITH THE STEEL CHAIRS COLLIDING AT THE SAME TIME INTO HIS FACE!!! POWER DROPS BACK DOWN ON THE MAT VASTLY!!!
Deadprez: These men are really causing damage with those chairs!!! Power and especially Speedy are out of it now!! They have completely been destroyed…. BOTH MEN DON’T LOOK LIKE THEYRE DONE JUST OF YET THOUGH AS THEY BOTH HEAD UP THE TOP TURNBUCKLES!!! BOTH MEN ARE GOING UP FOR THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS, POWER AND SPEEDY ARE HELPLESS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING TOGETHER AND DEVAN AND HESSIAN BOTH CONNECT PERFECTLY WITH THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! THIS ASSAULT IS GETTING SICKENING NOW!! NOW DUBIAN AND HESSIAN ARE LIFTING POWER BACK UP ONTO THEIR SHOULDERS FOR A DOUBLE POWERBOMB!!! AND IT CONNECTS RIGHT ON TOP OF THE STEEL CHAIRS!!! POWER IS SURELY DONE NOW…
ETR: AND NOW THEY’RE MAKING THEIR WAY BACK ONTO SPEEDY AS THEY PULL HIM UP, AND DEVAN HOLDS SPEEDY UP AS HESSIAN SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND GRABS THE RING BELL!! THEN HE SLIDES RIGHT BACK INTO THE RING AND HE’S ABOUT TO USE THAT RING BELL RIGHT INTO SPEEDY’S FACE!! THIS CAN’T BE GOOD!! I’M TELLING YOU, SPEEDY IS IN DEEP TROUBLE!! AND HESSIAN SWINGS THAT BELL AND IT HITS SPEEDY DEAD ON IN THE FACE!! SPEEDY IS BUSTED OPEN NOW!! I BELIEVE THE DAMAGE HAS SURELY BEEN DONE TO SPEEDY AND POWER!!!
Deadprez: This is a disgraceful attack but why? Why did Devan and Hessian attack Power and Speedy in their match? Power and Speedy are laid out bloody right next to each other, while Devan and Hessian are taunting and standing right over them…
ETR: Maybe it was a message, who knows… All I know, we better get some medical attention to come out here for Devan and Hessian… And here they come, thank god!
( Devan and Hessian roll outside of the ring with both evil smiles on their face, while the EAW Medical staff comes down to tend both Speedy and Power )
( The camera pans backstage to Mr.DEDEDE, standing outside of his locker room where ADV, SG1, HBG and Starr are lined up on the wall, and DEDEDE is standing in front of them )
Mr.DEDEDE: Alright guys, you all know what’s next. This isn’t going to be any type of game, this is going to be WARFARE, and we’d damn well better be prepared.
Mr.DEDEDE: Starr, you need to handle Jason, which I’m sure you can do quickly. You take Jason out of the picture, and then you and I could easily team up on Banks and cut off Team Banks by their heads. SG1, you’ve gotta make quick work of Christy Cruise. You do that, and you can easily hop onto Kendra, provided that HBG is still occupied with her. HBG, like I said give it all you’ve got with Kendra. She’s something special, but you can and you will finish her, so that you can help anyone out whom you see fit.
**DEDEDE walks in front of Alexander Da Vinci**
Mr.DEDEDE: And ADV… you psycho son of a Bitch, you’re just lucky you’re still here. You’re lucky that you have a job in this company, and I don’t even know how long THAT’S gonna last. Vic Vendetta is your piece of meat, I want you chewing him out like the dog he is. If you’re truly as ruthless as you are fearless, this will be a piece of cake.
Mr.DEDEDE: NOW ARE WE READY TO KICK TEAM BANKS’ ASS!!
Rest of Team DEDEDE: YEAH!!
Mr. DEDEDE: WE’RE GONNA HUMILIATE THEM??
Rest of Team DEDEDE: YEAH!!!!
Mr. DEDEDE: WE’RE GONNA DESTROY THEM???
Rest of Team DEDEDE: YEAH!!!!!
Mr.DEDEDE: Good… now let’s get a move on….
( DEDEDE walks down the hallway along with the rest of Team DEDEDE following him ) …
( As Da Vinci is walking, Extreme Enigma walks up to him, grabs him by the arm as Da Vinci turns and stares face to face with Enigma )
Alexander Da Vinci: What do YOU want…
Extreme Enigma: Listen to me and listen good you son of a Bitch…
Extreme Enigma: I’m going to let you go out there tonight… but on Dynasty, I PROOOOMISE you… you’re going to get your just desserts. Am I understood??
Alexander Da Vinci: Is this supposed to be a threat? Or are you egging me on even more to bash your brains through your skull…
Extreme Enigma: If you lay so much as a finger on me, you’re getting arrested and you’re EAW Contract will be terminated. So yes, call it a threat. BELIEVE ME, the only reason you’re not getting floored right now is because I just fought Robbie, but don’t think that I’m going to leave what you did on Dynasty unchecked… now watch yourself…
**Da Vinci stares at Enigma murderously, as EE stares back angrily, but Da Vinci turns around and walks off**
(An old-time microphone is shown in a dark room as ominous music plays)..
(The microphone begins to slowly descend lower and lower as voices of EAW extremists and commentators are heard)
Stew-O: NOTHING COMPARES TO THIS MAN IN THE RING OR ON THE MIC, I CAN TELL YOU THAT MUCH!!
Deadprez: He truly is the Monarch of the Mic, and he just proved that tonight!
Stew-O: What a Championship reign! That’s ten months! I don’t think any human could possibly beat that!!
Mak: You’re my partner.. You’re my number one guy.
ETR: HE HAS FINALLY WON THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP HERE TONIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!
(A hand slowly clutches the microphone as the voices stop)
(The screen goes black)
(A door opens in the dark room as a silhouette of the man holding the microphone is shown about to enter the door)
(The door closes as the camera goes completely black again)
(The camera fades back to Jaywalker, Stew-O, and Deadprez all at the same announce table now, looking confused)
Stew: What… What was that all about?
Jaywalker: Well, Stew, you’d have to be a complete moron to not know who that was, but exactly what it was all about.. Well, that’s beyond me.
Stew: Very strange indeed.. But coming up next, ladies and gentlemen, is a match I’m sure the EAW Universe has been waiting for all night!
(Graphics of Team Mr.DEDEDE vs Team CM Banks is shown)
Jaywalker: That’s right, Stew, and I can NOT wait! Lets get it started!..
(Recap of Mr.DEDEDE and CM Banks’ feud thus far plays)..
(Camera cuts to the Ring Announcer in the middle of the ring)
Announcer: The following contest is a Five on Five, Inter-Gender, Elimination, Tag Team match up!!…
(Mr.DEDEDE’s music hits)
(Team DEDEDE begins to make their way out to the stage one after another as the Ring Announcer calls them out, each wearing their brand’s T-Shirt)
Announcer: First, making their way to the ring!… Team Captain: Mister DEDEDE!!….. Alexander Da Vinci!!….. The Heart Break Gal!!….. Elite Champion:
StarrStan!!….. And SG1!!…… TEAM MISTER DE! DE!! DDDDEEEEEEE!!!
Stew: This is quite a team DEDEDE has recruited here tonight, and lets not forget that Mr.DEDEDE personally drafted each one of these men and women.
Deadprez: That’s right, Stew, and they are looking like a great team, but there might be some problems going on inside the team as SG1 has a devious look on her face, she COULD be out for revenge on The Heart Break Gal after being humiliated by her on Voltage. But it looks as though HBG could care less.
(CM Banks’ music hits)
(Team Banks begins to make their way out to the stage one after another as the Ring Announcer calls them out, each wearing their brand’s T-Shirt)
Announcer: And their opponents!.. Making their way to the ring… Team Captain: CM Banks!!….. Vic Vendetta!!….. Kendra Shamez!!….. Jason Cage!!…… And Vixens Champion: Christy Cruise!!….. TEAM C! M!! BAAAAANNNKKKSSSS!!!
Stew: Both of these teams look very well crafted but only one team is coming out victorious in all of this as Team DEDEDE has left the ring, now at ringside as Team Banks enters..
Jaywalker: That doesn’t mean they’re intimidated in the least bit, Stew, Team DEDEDE may look as though they could crumble at any moment, but in reality they ALL have the same mindset and that is to defeat the opposing team and win this match. Nothing may be on the line in this contest, but in the end, EVERYBODY wants to win the battle for supremacy.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: It looks as though it’s gonna be The Heart Break Gal wanting to start this match out with Christy Cruise, as we all know, HBG has been on somewhat of a crusade against Vixens such as her lately– Wait a second.. No, SG1 pushes HBG out of the way and instead volunteers HERSELF as the competitor to begin this match up. HBG seems to not care or simply agree as she exits to the apron as SG1 and Christy immediately lock up. But Christy almost IMMEDIATELY takes SG1 down with a side headlock! Christy is looking to keep control of this match early on, but SG1 is quick to counter, wrapping her legs around the head of Christy’s head in a scissors lock! But Christy rolls out of it, quickly grabbing a hold of both of SG1’s legs! She drags SG1 back, towards the corner as her team mates cheer her on! SLINGSHOT!! The head of SG1 bounces off of the turnbuckle!
Jaywalker: KENDRA SHAMEZ WITH A SHOT TO THE FACE OF SG1 AS SHE COMES OFF THE CORNER!! CHRISTY CATCHES SG1 FROM BEHIND WITH A ROLL-UP OUT OF NOWHERE!! WE COULD SEE OUR FIRST ELIMINATION RIGHT HERE!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!
Deadprez: THE HEART BREAK GAL grapples Christy from behind, pulling her off, breaking up the pin! SHE SENDS CHRISTY SHOULDER-FIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST IN THE CORNER!! SG1 slowly gets back to her feet, she looks as though beginning this match up may have not been the best idea for her as she makes her way back to her team.. She tags in the Elite Champion: StarrStan! Starr wastes absolutely no time entering the ring as Christy looks to regain herself! STARR CONNECTS WITH A CLOTHESLINE IN THE CORNER ON CHRISTY! Christy Cruise immediately drops down, propped up against the corner of the ring as Starr looks to continue his attack on her, but the rest of Team Banks seems none too happy with this! Starr has a smug smile on his face, looking back at Team Banks as he.. He places a boot on the side of the Vixens Champion’s face! Starr could be looking to damn-well re-arrange the Vixens Champion’s face right now!! WAIT!
Stew: JASON CAGE QUICKLY ENTERS THE RING! The Referee isn’t happy with it, but Starr stops his attack on Christy as he turns around to a right hook from Jason! No! Starr ducks under the arm of Jason, turning him around! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX CONNECTS!! StarrStan immediately cover Jason, UNLOADING a series of lefts and rights, Jason is in trouble here! But look at this! Christy Cruise has made it quickly back to her feet using the ropes, she’s looking for a tag! The Ref is attempting to tear Jason and Starr apart as Christy makes her way towards Team Banks! Starr quickly realizes what she’s looking for as he turns around, getting back to his feet and going after her! CHRISTY LEAPS! SHE TAGS IN CM BANKS!! Banks hops into the ring and NAILS StarrStan with a shot to the face! Another shot! ANOTHER shot! Banks put a stop to the flurry of punches to Irish whip Starr into the ropes.. Coming off the ropes! BACK BODY DROP CONNECTS!!
Jaywalker: Banks has entered this match up with a HUGE head of steam it seems as he continues the attack on a now defenseless StarrStan! A dazed Starr back-pedals towards the corner of the ring as Banks keeps him going– WITH A JIU JITSU KICK STRAIGHT TO THE RIBS! Another HARD kick to the opposite side of the Elite Champion’s ribs! Starr backs up straight into the corner, he’s completely trapped and I think Banks knows that as he swings with a THIRD kick! But Starr’s able to catch it this time! BANKS WITH AN ENZUGURI ON STARR!! Starr is dazed and confused as he one again back-pedals into the corner, DDD isn’t looking happy at all as he yells for Starr to counter! Banks backs up as DDD yells at him from the apron.. BANKS IMMEDIATELY SWINGS AT DDD! A right hook connects with the jaw of Mr.DEDEDE as he drops off the apron!! The rest of Team DEDEDE look to enter the ring as Banks laughs at a now furious DEDEDE here on the outside! BANKS CHARGES! AND BEAUTIFULLY CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRAIGHT INTO THE JAW OF THE ELITE CHAMPION!! He’s not finished! RUNNING BULLDOG CONNECTS!! THERE’S THE PIN! WE COULD SEE OUR FIRST ELIMINATION!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: NO! StarrStan manages to get a shoulder up! He’s not out of this just yet as Banks wastes no time continuing his attack on him.. He comes off the ropes now! AND DROPS A HARD KNEE INTO THE SKULL OF STARR! Starr is rolling in pain on the canvas as it seems the rest of both teams are begging to be tagged in! But Banks isn’t finished it seems.. He makes his way out, onto the apron as a damaged StarrStan slowly arises to his feet.. You practically FEEL the momentum radiating off of CM Banks as he anxiously waits for Starr to get up! He’s ready to fly! Starr’s up! BANKS LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE!! PEPSI PLUNGE!!!! NO!! Starr miraculously ducks under the attack as Banks lands on both of his feet! WAIT!! OUT OF NO WHERE!! SPEAR!!!! MY GOD! MR.DEDEDE WITH A DAMN SPEAR OUT OF NO WHERE, NEARLY BREAKING CM BANKS IN HALF!! Banks has been QUICKLY laid out as a damn near PSYCHOTIC DDD gets back to his team’s corner! The rest of Team DEDEDE is DEMANDING that Starr cover Banks!
Stew: The dazed Elite Champion slowly turns around, trying to piece together what occurred as he looks down at Banks! I think he realizes he’s got an opportunity here! STARR HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF BANKS FOR THE PIN! WE’RE GONNA SEE OUR FIRST ELIMINATION AND WHAT A HUGE ELIMINATION IT IS!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………….. THRE—
Jaywalker: NO!! NO- Banks THANKFULLY kicks out of it to Starr and Team DEDEDE’s shock!! Team DEDEDE is demanding now that Starr tag someone else in and it looks as though he’s going to do just that as he inches his way towards them, each one reaching out! A now damaged CM Banks looks to be doing the same as Kendra Shamez reaches out for the tag as HBG does the same for Starr! They’re both close! And!….. BOTH MAKE THE TAG AT THE SAME TIME! But SG1 gets in the way of HBG, stealing the tag! SG1 seems to be ready to fight again as she enters the ring with Kendra Shamez! KENDRA IMMEDIATELY TAKES SG1 DOWN WITH A HARD CLOTHESLINE! SG1 isn’t looking too good once again as she gets back to her feet! Kendra catches her with a hip toss! SG1 lands hard on the canvas, but quickly gets up once again as Kendra catches her from behind, setting her up! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!! But SG1 escapes it, rolling off of the back of Kendra and landing behind her! She forces Kendra into the ropes, looking to turn the tables!
Deadprez: Kendra comes off the ropes as SG1 gets ready! BACK BODY DROP!! No! Kendra slides between the legs of SG1, quickly getting up behind her as SG1 turns around! KENDRA CONNECTS WITH A HARD DROPKICK ON SG1!! SG1 woozily back-pedals into her Team’s corner of the ring! HBG NAILS SG1 WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! A dazed SG1 blindly swings for Kendra as Kendra makes it to her feet! OUT OF NOWHERE!! THE BITCH TREATMENT!!! KENDRA WITH THE BITCH TREATMENT ON SG1 AS SHE COVERS HER! WE COULD SEE OUT FIRST ELIMINATION!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: SG1 has been eliminated!!….
Stew: A disappointed Mr.DEDEDE looks on as SG1 drops to the outside.. This match has, very quickly, turned into four on five as The Heart Break Gal enters the ring.. Kendra gets back to her feet– HBG is quick to catch her from behind! INVERTED DDT CONNECTS!! HBG is quickly taking advantage of the former Vixens Champion! HBG gets back to her feet, patiently waiting for Kendra to get up as well, this might end badly for Kendra.. WAIT! HBG IS DROPPED TO THE CANVAS BY SG1 ON THE OUTSIDE! SG1 PULLS HBG OUT TO RINGSIDE! SG1 NAILS HBG with a shot to the gut! And DRIVES HBG straight into those steel steps at ringside!! SG1 has completely lost it! DEDEDE drops down, yelling for SG1 to get out of here as SG1 reluctantly cooperates.. The Heart Break Gal is damaged now as she slowly rolls back into the ring.. She gets to her feet just as Kendra does.. HBG swings! But Kendra stops her dead in her tracks with a kick to the gut!
Jaywalker: She pulls her in! KENDRA CONNECTS WITH A HARD VERTICAL SUPLEX! She’s not finished yet! Kendra pulls HBG up once more! A SECOND VERTICAL SUPLEX CONNECTS! Kendra could be looking for a third one very quickly as she pulls HBG up once again! HBG has got to realize that she’s in trouble at this point! THIRD SUPLEX!! No! HBG escapes it, landing on her feet behind Kendra! HBG drives Kendra into her Team’s corner of the ring! HBG wastes no time placing her boot into the throat of Kendra Shamez, immediately choking her out! HBG grabs onto the top rope next to her for extra pressure! HBG tags in Alexander Da Vinci now! ADV quickly enters the ring as HBG finally breaks the hold on Kendra.. ADV charges! And NAILS Kendra with a clothesline in the corner of the ring! Kendra is looking as though she’s in a lot of trouble!! ADV backs up again.. This isn’t looking good.. HE CHARGES! But Kendra catches him off guard with a boot to the face!
Deadprez: ADV seems momentarily blinded! KENDRA IS LOOKING TO ESCAPE TO HER TEAM MATES!! ADV CATCHES HER WITH A HARD SPINEBUSTER!! This man should be ashamed of himself, he doesn’t seem to give a DAMN that he’s attacking an innocent Vixen right now! Though that shouldn’t come as a surprise seeing as what he’s all done to Vic Vendetta’s family as of late! Vic Vendetta stares down with Alexander Da Vinci, Kendra Shamez is in a lot of trouble, ADV is looking to put an end to the former Vixens Champion as Team Banks looks on.. ADV clutches the hair of Kendra, slowly pulling her to her feet! Don’t do it! HE PULLS HER IN! THIS IS BAD, THIS IS VERY BAD!! THE LAST STAND CONNECTS– MY GOD!!!! KENDRA SHAMEZ IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT AS THAT SADISTIC SON OF A BITCH, ADV, FLIPS HER ONTO HER BACK AND COVERS HER! WE COULD BE SEEING A SECOND ELIMINATION!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Kendra Shamez has been eliminated!!….
Stew: What a low-down, rotten move from the former EAW Champion.. Wait! Vic Vendetta immediately hops into the ring as ADV gets to his feet! ADV turns around to meet MULTIPLE right hands from Vic! ADV is already on the defense as Vic continues the attack, backing him up into the ropes! Vic tops off the attack with a HARD knife-edge chop to the chest of ADV! He pulls him in! HIP TOSS CONNECTS! ADV gets back to his feet! VIC CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK ON ADV!! ADV is looking as though he’s in quite a bit of trouble now! ADV slowly makes it back to his feet! ADV swings! But Vic IMMEDIATELY nails him with a hard toe kick to the gut! Vic comes off the ropes now! SCISSORS KICK!!!! NO! ADV dodges it! HE PULLS VIC IN FROM BEHIND! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX CONNECTS STRAIGHT TO THE CANVAS!! A move out of desperation, but it worked nonetheless! ADV is now looking to get the tag to one of his partners now!
Jaywalker: The rest of Team DDD is looking for the tag! Alexander Da Vinci is slowly but surely inching his way towards the rest of his team! He’s close! But Vic Vendetta is on his trail! Vic leaps for him! BUT ADV MAKES THE TAG TO STARRSTAN! Starr quickly enters the ring as Vic quickly gets back to his feet! Starr nails Vic with a HARD European uppercut! Vic back-pedals into the ropes, slowly coming off of them.. BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX CONNECTS!! Starr covers Vic, looking for another elimination!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: But Vic Vendetta with a shoulder up! Vic is not out of this match just yet as Starr gets back to his feet, contemplating his next move.. Starr clutches the hair of Vic, slowly pulling him towards his feet, this could be very bad for him.. BUT VIC ESCAPES STARR’S GRIP! VIC CONNECTS WITH A SPINEBUSTER ON STARRSTAN!! There’s the cover on Starr! This could be it!
Stew: NO! Starr kicks out! Vic seems to be a bit frustrated it seems as he begins to get to his feet, grabbing a hold of ADV, slowly pulling him to his feet.. But Starr out of nowhere NAILS Vic with a hard right hand! Vic swings back! BUT STARR PULLS HIM IN!! OLYMPIC SLAM!!!! NO! Vic Vendetta lands on his feet behind Starr! He forces him into the Vic’s Team’s corner of the ring! But Starr reverses it, sending Vic Vendetta colliding with the corner of the ring instead! Jason Cage catches Vic with a blind tag as a dazed Vic Vendetta woozily stumbles into the middle of the ring! OLYMPIC SLAM!!!! STARR CONNECTS WITH THE OLYMPIC SLAM ON VIC VENDETTA!! He’s not finished yet though! Starr wants to truly HURT Vic! Starr pulls off the straps of his singlet, he’s running on a full head of steam! STARR GRABS A HOLD OF VIC’S ANKLE!! ANKLE LOCK!!!! HE’S GOT THE ANKLE LOCK IN AS THE REF TELLS HIM VIC ISN’T THE LEGAL MAN!!
Jaywalker: Jason Cage is in the ring now! He’s patiently waiting as Starr continues cranking and twisting with that Ankle Lock! JASON LOCKS THE WAIST OF STARR FROM BEHIND, BREAKING THE ANKLE LOCK!! GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!!! StarrStan is in a LOT of trouble it seems as Jason slowly pulls him back to his feet! SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!! StarrStan is dazed and confused at this point, he may not have anything left in him as his Team Captain: DEDEDE demands he do something to stop Jason! Starr might not hear him though as Jason pulls him to his feet, looking for the final piece of the Hat Trick! THIRD– NO! Starr immediately clutches onto the top rope, refusing to let the third suplex connect! Jason isn’t giving up though! Jason quickly begins clubbing the back of Starr with multiple forearms! Starr is losing his grip on the top rope as Jason continues the attack! Jason NAILS Starr with a headbutt to the back of the head! Starr has officially lost his grip!! THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX!!!
Deadprez: NO! STARR STOPS HIM WITH A ELBOW TO THE JAW! Starr nails Jason with a second elbow to the already dazed Jason Cage! Jason breaks the waist lock as Starr swings around!! WITH A HARD RIGHT HAND! NO!! JASON CATCHES THE ARM OF STARRSTAN, PULLING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS IMMEDIATELY!!! WE KNOW WHAT HE’S LOOKING FOR!! HE’S GOT IT! FORCED CONFESSION!!!! HE’S GOT THE FORCED CONFESSION LOCKED IN ON STARRSTAN!!! STARR IS PANICKING, HE COULD BE ON THE VERGE OF TAPPING OUT!! JASON COULD VERY WELL MAKE THE ELITE CHAMPION TAP OUT!! BUT STARR QUICKLY ROLLS JASON OVER INTO A PIN!! STARR GRABS ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE AS THE REFEREE GOES DOWN FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Jason Cage has been eliminated!!….
Stew: What an elimination for the Elite Champion!! Vic Vendetta drops to the outside as CM Banks enters the ring, immediately going after Starr! But Starr quickly crawls towards his team! STARR MAKES THE TAG TO ALEXANDER DA VINCI!! BUT VIC PULLS ADV’S LEG OUT FROM UNDER HIM, DROPPING HIM FACE-FIRST ONTO THE APRON!! Vic looks to have finally snapped! He NAILS ADV with a shot to the gut! Vic backs up as DDD drops to the outside! BUT BANKS NAILS DDD WITH A SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES, STRAIGHT INTO HIM HERE ON THE OUTSIDE!! VIC VENDETTA CONNECTS WITH THE SCISSORS KICK ON ALEXANDER DA VINCI!! Banks slides back into the ring as a furious Vic Vendetta pulls ADV back to his feet, rolling him back into the ring! Banks is damn near drooling as he slowly pulls ADV to his feet.. This isn’t looking good in the least bit for the former EAW Champion!!
Jaywalker: BANKS PICKS UP ADV ON HIS SHOULDERS!! ADV IS IN A LOT OF TROUBLE!!! BANKS IS READY TO HIT IT!! GO!! TO!!! RETIREMENT!!!! GTR CONNECTS ON ALEXANDER DA VINCI AS BANKS HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF ADV FOR THE PIN!! THIS COULD BE IT FOR ADV!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Alexander Da Vinci has been eliminated!!….
Deadprez: CM Banks gets to his feet, staring down with a now damaged Mr.DEDEDE who is here at ringside, it looks as though DDD has no choice BUT to fight now! The Heart Break Gal looks on as DEDEDE slowly rises up onto the apron.. AND DEDEDE FLIPS HBG OVER THE ROPES AND INTO THE RING!! HBG looks on in fear as Banks stares down with her! Does Banks really have what it takes to attack her? Well, then again, according to his history with his ex-wife Maria.. Banks slides out of the ring, chasing down DEDEDE here on the outside!! Vic Vendetta looks a bit confused as he watches the hectic scene from the apron.. WAIT! Vic is dropped down to the mat from behind!! IT’S ADV!! LOOK WHAT HE’S GOT IN HIS HAND NOW! ALEXANDER DA VINCI CRACKS A SLEDGE HAMMER ACROSS THE SKULL OF VIC VENDETTA!!! Vic drops like a rag doll here on the outside!! ADV rolls Vic into the ring, sliding in as well!
Stew: A now busted open Vic Vendetta slowly climbs back to his feet using the ropes to aid him as ADV awaits! He’s up! DEDEDE finally slides into the ring! DEDEDE CHARGES AS BANKS FOLLOWS INTO THE RING!! SPEAR!!!!!!! MR.DEDEDE NAILS VIC VENDETTA WITH A SPEAR– MY GOD!!! BANKS IS TAKEN DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE BY ALEXANDER DA VINCI AS DEDEDE HOOKS THE LEG OF VIC!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Vic Vendetta has been eliminated!!….
Jaywalker: The Heart Break Gal, out of nowhere, FLIPS Christy Cruise into the ring, landing hard on the canvas! Alexander Da Vinci is DRIVING that sledgehammer over and over again into CM Banks!! Banks is completely defenseless and ADV.. Well he’s not even supposed to be IN here right now! He was eliminated! A dazed Christy Cruise gets back to her feet as HBG stares down with her! The Vixens Champion slowly backs up.. Into Mr.DEDEDE!! Christy immediately turns around to DEDEDE, looking on in fear as ADV holds up a now bruised and beaten CM Banks! Christy slowly turns around.. TO A ROUND HOUSE KICK FROM THE HEART BREAK GAL!! Christy Cruise drops down the canvas! Mr.DEDEDE backs up into the corner of the ring as ADV holds back CM Banks.. This isn’t looking good at all! The Vixens Champion is dazed, she slowly gets to her feet as a nearly DROOLING DEDEDE yells for her to get up! Banks is powerless as he looks on!! CHRISTY TURNS AROUND!!
Deadprez: DEDEDE CHARGES!!! SPEAR!!!!! MY GOD!! JESUS– MR.DEDEDE NEARLY BREAKS THE VIXENS CHAMPION IN HALF WITH A DEVASTATING SPEAR!!! BANKS CAN’T BELIEVE IT AS ADV HOLDS HIM BACK WHILE DEDEDE HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF CHRISTY CRUISE FOR THE PIN!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………….. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Christy Cruise has been eliminated!!…..
Stew: StarrStan slowly enters the ring now as a furious CM Banks now struggles from ADV’s grip! HE ESCAPES!! ADV SWINGS FOR THE FENCES WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER!! NO! BANKS PICKS ALEXANDER DA VINCI UP ON HIS SHOULDERS AS HIS SLEDGEHAMMER DROPS TO THE CANVAS!!! GO TO RETIREMENT CONNECTS ON THE FORMER EAW CHAMPION FOR A SECOND TIME IN THIS MATCH!!! ADV drops to the outside as DDD charges for Banks!! BUT BANKS PULLS DOWN THE TOP ROPE, SENDING DDD CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE!! The Heart Break Gal watches from the corner of the ring as Starr NAILS Banks with a shot to the back of the head!! HE SETS HIM UP!! OLYMPIC SLAM!!!! NO!! BANKS LANDS BEHIND STARR, TURNING HIM AROUND!! HE’S GOT HIM UP ON HIS SHOUDLERS!!!! CAN HE DO IT?! YES!! GO TO RETIREMENT CONNECTS ON STARRSTAN!!! BANKS HOOKS HIS LEGS FOR THE PIN!! WE COULD BE SEEING ANOTHER ELIMINATION!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: StarrStan has been eliminated!!……
Jaywalker: The Heart Break Gal can’t BELIEVE Banks’ resilience as she looks on from the corner of the ring! Mr.DEDEDE now crawls back into the ring as Banks, running on a full head of steam, stalks his prey! Banks quickly goes out, onto the apron! We know what he’s looking for! DEDEDE woozily makes it to his feet, turning around.. BANKS LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE! PEPSI PLUNGE CONNECTS!!!! BANKS HOOKS THE LEG OF DEDEDE FOR THE PIN!! THIS IS IT!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!………..
Deadprez: No! THE HEART BREAK GAL PULLS BANKS OFF! A furious CM Banks looks back at The Heart Break Gal! HBG immediately bolts out of the ring as Banks gets back to his feet! He doesn’t look too happy! Banks realizes that he’s gonna have to think of something else to end this match now as he contemplates what to do.. Wait a second.. Wait just a second, DEDEDE, crawling towards the ropes, grabs Alexander Da Vinci’s sledgehammer from earlier! Banks, with a smile on his face, turns his focus back on DEDEDE, grabbing a hold of him by his hair, pulling him up! HE PICKS HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!! THIS IS THE END!! WAIT! NO! DEDEDE ESCAPES, DROPPING TO HIS FEET BEHIND BANKS! HE WRAPS THAT SLEDGEHAMMER AROUND BANKS’ THROAT! DEDEDE-O-MATIC WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER CONNECTS!!!! DEDEDE IMMEDIATELY HOOKS THE LEG OF BANKS!! THIS IS IT!! IT’S OVER!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…… TWO!!!!!!!!!!…….. THRE—
Stew: NO!! NO! Banks with a shoulder up!! DEDEDE looks up at the Ref in shock, he can’t believe it! What does he have to do to put Banks away?! You can see the frustration on DEDEDE’s face as he reluctantly gets to his feet, backing up into the corner of the ring!.. Banks shows off that unlimited resilience of his as he begins climbing back to his feet using the ropes next to him.. DEDEDE is looking to end this though.. He’s perched, he’s ready! Banks is up!! DEDEDE CHARGES!!! SPEAR!!!!! BANKS CATCHES DEDEDE, PICKING HIM UP ON HIS SHOUDLERS OUT OF NOWHERE!!! GO TO RETIREMENT CONNECTS– BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!! BANKS HOOKS THE LEG OF DEDEDE!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!…… TWO!!!!!!!!!!…….
Stew: THE HEART BREAK GAL SLIDES INTO THE RING TO BREAK IT UP!!
Announcer: Mr.DEDEDE has been eliminated!!!…..
Jaywalker: WHAT?! WHAT?!! DEDEDE HAS JUST BEEN ELIMINATED BY CM BANKS!!! The Heart Break Gal can NOT believe it!! HBG backs up into the corner of the ring as CM Banks slowly gets back to his feet! It’s down to HBG and Banks! Banks has a sadistic look on his face as he makes his way towards HBG! HBG can’t believe it, she’s BEGGING for him to not do anything! She’s backed up into the corner as Banks comes closer and closer! THE HEART BREAK GAL SWINGS A KICK INTO THE GROIN OF CM BANKS OUT OF NOWHERE!!! NO! NO! BANKS CATCHES THE FOOT OF HBG!! HBG CAN’T BELIEVE IT, BANKS LOOKS AT HER IN ANGER AS HBG IMMEDIATELY BEGINS BEGGING FOR MERCY!! DON’T DO IT!! HBG IS PLEADING FOR MERCY!! BANKS PULLS HER IN!!! HBG IS UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! DON’T DO IT!!
Deadprez: IT’S GONNA HAPPEN!! GO!! TO!!! SPEAR!!!!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST– MR.DEDEDE WITH A SPEAR OUT OF PRACTICALLY NOWHERE!!!! THE HEART BREAK GAL DROPS ONTO THE BODY OF CM BANKS AFTER THAT DEVASTATING SPEAR!! THE REFEREE GOES DOWN FOR THE PIN?!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaywalker: YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(The Heart Break Gal’s music hits as Mr.DEDEDE stares down at the downed body of CM Banks)
Stew: Can you believe this?! The Heart Break Gal just won this match for her team!! She did it! She just pinned CM Banks here tonight! Team DEDEDE has just come out victorious tonight and DEDEDE is letting CM Banks know that!
Jaywalker: Unbelievable. That’s all I can say, Stew, this is certainly a huge win for The Heart Break Gal here tonight, she has just made history and won NOT for Voltage, NOT for Dynasty, and NOT for Showdown. She won for the Vixens Division!
Deadprez: I couldn’t have seen that coming, but what happened has happened and The Heart Break Gal reigns victorious as the sole survivor in this huge match up tonight. Team DEDEDE is victorious.
( Robbie V is seen, changed into his street clothing and is walking backstage with his luggage over his shoulder ) …
**Max A. Million runs up to Robbie with a microphone**
Max: Robbie, Robbie hold on! .. **Robbie stops, and turns torwards Max**
Max: Robbie, Robbie!
Robbie V: Hey…
Max: Um… sorry were you leaving?
Robbie V: I don’t know… but if you’ve got anything to ask me I’ll be more than happy to answer them..
Max: Thanks Robbie, Well some questions have been looming about your methods regarding to who you face at Pain for Pride. One big question on the horizon is why you’re chosing the LOSER of tonights Main Event Match, rather than the winner of the Triple Threat match. Can you shed some light on that?
Robbie V: Well it should be simple as to why, Max… I’m a take-no-prisoners kind of guy. I chose to do it that way, because I feel if I’m a World Champion, then competing against the winner of the Grand Rampage is more of a punishment… so whomever loses tonight will have to face me in the form of a punishment for their loss, and for their ill-preparation for tonights match.
Robbie V: But anyways… to the World Champions.. ill definitely be watching you three. I’m eager to face whomever stands infront of me as an opposition. But once you lose tonights match… honestly… it really wont matter who you are, or what history I have with you. All that’s going to matter is that you’re the only man standing in my way of my long-journeyed reign as a World Champion…
Max: Thank you… **Max walks off, as Robbie continues walking**
(Montage is shown on the weeks following Grand Rampage, up until Showdown where Robbie V announced the Champion vs. Champion vs. Champion triple threat)
(Camera fades to the Ring Announcer, standing in the center of the ring as red, blue and yellow spotlights flash around a dark arena)
Ring Announcer: The following is a CHAMPION vs CHAMPION vs CHAMPION TRIPLE THREAT MATCH, set for ONE FALL!!… And it will decide the opponent of Grand Rampage winner, Robbie V at Pain For Pride 4!!!….
(The Heart Break Boy’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first… from Chicago, Illinois… weighing in at 220 pounds… He is the EAW CHAMPIONNNNN… THEEEEE HEARRRTTT BREAAAAAAAAKK BOYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Deadprez: I would say that the champ is here, but he’s not the only one! We’ve got ALL three World Champions set to come out to this ring tonight, and have a match for the ages!
Stew-O: I’m excited for it, Prez… this is the match that everyone’s been anticipating the whole night!
(The Rated R Shaman of Sexy’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: Introducing secondly… from Oakland, California… weighing in at 245 pounds…. THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORRRLLLLDDDD… THE RATED R SHAMANNN OFFFF SEXYYYYYY!!!!!
Deadprez: Well RRS certainly has been conflicted these past few weeks about Robbie’s decision.. but the actions of the men in this ring tonight will decide their own fate! The man who gets pinned in this match will go on to face Robbie V at Pain 4 Pride… and any one of these men can get pinned, even if it’s normally a rare sight… the top three men in ALL of EAW are going head to head to head tonight!
(Y2Impact’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: And their opponent… from Seattle, Washington… weighing in at 236 pounds… THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONNNNN…. Y-2-IMMMMPACCCTTTTT!!!!!!!
Jaywalker: I’m getting goosebumps already! I mean I’ve faced a few of these guys before.. but never all at the same time! This is gonna be a hellacious match! No matter who wins this match, or who gets pinned, whoever it may be… we’re SURE to see a FANTASTIC match at Pain 4 Pride between Robbie V and his opponent!
Deadprez: Yes, indeed… and we’re all set to get this thing underway! Our MAIN EVENT of Dynasty vs. Showdown: Triple Threat! Champion vs. Champion vs. Champion! And here we go!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: These three men are all set to go… the bell has sounded as RRS and HBB lock eyes… And it seems that Impact’s arrogance has already set in! He’s throwing out slurs at both RRS and HBB… AND SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC AT Y2IMPACT, AND BEFORE HE FALLS, RRS HITS HIM WITH A SPEAR!!!… GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!! IMPACT TAKES A SUPERKICK OUTTA NOWHERE AND TURNS RIGHT INTO A MASSIVE SPEAR FROM RRS!!… This place is shocked, and they’re going insane!
Stew-O: Damn! What a way to start out this contest! I’m having a hard time controlling myself too! HBB and RRS are left in the ring, as Impact rolls out to take a moment for himself.. I’m surprised he can even move! RRS charges in at HBB, but HBB ducks a clothesline and immediately opens up on RRS with some Knife Edged Chops! HBB attempts to whip RRS off the ropes, but RRS turns it around and sends HBB bouncing back at him! RRS leans over for a Back Body Drop…. BUT HBB COUNTERS WITH A SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!
Jaywalker: I feel like jumping into the ring myself! HBB is up, and he sends a stomp into RRS.. slowing down the action a bit as Y2Impact continues to recuperate on the outside… RRS is trying to push himself to his feet… and just as he reaches a standing base once again, HBB sends another chop into his chest! Those hurt! And HBB’s winding up for another one! RRS dodges, and sprints off the ropes! He bounces back at HBB… AND HBB TAKES RRS DOWN ONCE AGAIN WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS THIS TIME, FOLLOWED BY MULTIPLE PUNCHES TO THE SKULL!!!
Deadprez: There’s no doubt in my mind that HBB has officially taken the control over this match! RRS pushes HBB off of him, as both men start to rise back to their feet! HBB with yet ANOTHER chop! RRS takes it, and eats a right hand from HBB!! HBB backs RRS into the corner.. and this is where HBB thrives… he’s sending repeated quick chops to the cornered Rated R Shaman of Sexy! RRS hobbles out of the corner between chops… but HBB isn’t gonna let him get away… With Impact out of the ring, this is his opportunity to do as much damage as possible to RRS!
Stew-O: HBB, a legendary competitor.. Who can forget the ACW takeover… who can forget his infamous Ambulance Match against Mak?! Multi-time World Champion… but as he continues to take over control of this match, we can’t forget that the other two men have similar resumes! Impact and RRS are multi time World Champions themselves who have also thrived in legendary matches and rivalries, so no one is safe in this Dynasty vs. Showdown: Triple Threat main event!
Jaywalker: RRS stumbles across the ring, as HBB approaches him from behind… but RRS turns around and throws a right hand into the Heart Break Boy! And he sends him into the corner with a strong Irish whip!! HBB bounces out of the corner as RRS hits the ropes and takes him down with a Running One-Handed Bulldog! And RRS looks to fight his way back into this matchup! HBB slowly gets up… and RRS kicks him in the gut as he returns to his feet! RRS with a Fisherman’s Suplex! As RRS simply stares at HBB on the canvas… RRS seems to be thinking to himself… And he’s… he’s starting to pull his own hair out! What the hell is wrong with RRS right now?…
Deadprez: HBB immediately returns to his feet and heads toward the corner… RRS is up behind him, and HBB BASHES his head into the top turnbuckle! HBB dumps RRS into the corner, and once again, he goes back to the Knife Edge Chops! This is HBB’s bread and butter right here, wearing down RRS with the chops to set him up for further damage! RRS is fighting back though, as he backs HBB toward the center of the ring! RRS kicks HBB in the gut.. perhaps going for the Kanadian Killa!!! Can he get this?! No!! HBB counters out of the Kanadian Killa with a modified DDT that buries RRS’ skull into the canvas! HBB rolls over the 245 pound body of RRS… and he hooks the leg after that DDT! ONE!!!… TWO!!!… RRS kicks out now!
Stew-O: Both HBB and RRS remain down on the canvas, struggling to push themselves up as Impact is still down on the outside after taking a Superkick and a Spear JUST as this match began! HBB and RRS are up in the ring… as HBB hits the ropes behind RRS and comes up behind him with a Chop Block to the back of his leg! RRS collapses! HBB takes the World Heavyweight Champ out at the knees, as RRS is trying to push himself up, HBB advances toward him… taking out the knee again with another Chop Block as RRS reached his feet!
Jaywalker: And did you see the grimace on RRS’ face as HBB hit that second Chop Block? He’s feeling the pain here, and that’s exactly why HBB’s looking to lock him into the FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK!!! THE FIGURE FOUR!!! HBB HAS IT LOCKED IN!!! RRS IS YELLING OUT IN PAIN AS HBB TIGHTENS THE FIGURE FOUR!!!… He damaged those knees of RRS before locking in the Figure Four.. and if RRS taps here, he will face his partner, Robbie V at Pain 4 Pride… something that is commonly known, he does NOT want to do…
Deadprez: And MERCIFULLY, HBB finally releases RRS from that Figure Four… RRS was not gonna tap out! Both men slowly advance to their feet… and this is turning into a slugfest now! HBB and RRS are trading left and right hands near the center of the ring as they go toe to toe exchanging punches! And Impact has regained awareness on the outside, but it seems he’s staying out there, he’d rather watch these guys pick each other apart before he goes in there..
Stew-O: HBB swings a clothesline, but RRS ducks under it! RRS hits the ropes, and bounces back at HBB, taking him down with a dropkick to the knee! Low dropkick from RRS, as he takes HBB to the canvas!!… RRS gets up and immediately hits the ropes once more as HBB gets to his feet… BUT HBB COUNTERS THIS TIME WITH AN ARMDRAG THAT SENDS RRS SLIDING TO THE OUTSIDE!!!… This match is going strong… and Impact has some company on the outside now as RRS stands up… BUT HBB LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! AND HBB TAKES OUT RRS WITH A FLYING CROSSBODY TO THE OUTSIDE!!
Jaywalker: HBB is out here by our announce table.. and he just threw the cover off! HBB has moved into another state of mind now as he looks to REALLY cause some damage to his opponents! HBB heads over to RRS… BUT RRS IS STANDING UP BEHIND HBB!!! RRS TAKES HBB ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!! AND HE LOOKS TO SLAM HIM THROUGH THE TABLE HERE!!!…. HE’S GOT HIM UP!!!! BUT ITS IMPACT!!!! ITS IMPACT WHO COMES UP BEHIND RRS AND PULLS HBB OFF HIS SHOULDERS!!! Impact clotheslines HBB over the barricade and into the crowd, just as he came down from RRS’ shoulders!!… AND IMPACT HOISTS RRS UP AND SUDDENLY PLANTS HIM THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! JESUS DAMN!!!
Deadprez: Impact sadistically walks toward HBB after throwing RRS through our table… and yanks him back up by the back of his neck… forcing him under his control! And he THROWS HBB into the turnbuckle pole!!… HBB is in the palm of Impact’s hands… as Impact slides him into the ring, with RRS trying to recover out here, laying in the ruins of our table!!… HBB is up in the ring, as Impact comes in to meet him.. and HBB fires a right hand at Impact… and another right hand! he hits the ropes, and comes back at Impact… AND CATCHES HBB WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN!!!… IMPACT HAS HBB IN POSITION FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT!!!
Stew-O: But HBB immediately grabs the bottom rope! Instincts setting in there of the veteran, Heart Break Boy! Impact reluctantly releases the Walls of Impact… and pulls HBB into his grasp, throwing a right hand directly into his face! Impact tosses HBB into the corner… and whips him across the ring, right into the opposite corner! Impact follows right behind HBB, coming in HARD with a Turnbuckle Clothesline…
Jaywalker: HBB slides down into a seated position in the corner… and Impact is hammering in right hands, down at HBB who has nowhere to go, cornered in by the Answers World Champion, Y2Impact! HBB tries to lift himself, but Impact hooks his arms around the head of the Heart Break Boy, and drops him dead into the canvas with a Spike DDT! Impact goes into the cover with RRS still trying to recover on the outside from being slammed through the announce table! HBB to face Robbie V at Pain 4 Pride?! ONE!!… TWO!!!… But he kicks out in time!!
Deadprez: Impact lifts HBB back to his level… and turns him around… setting him up for what looks to be a Hangman’s Neckbreaker… and yes! There it is! Impact slowly, yet very efficiently picking apart the EAW Champion, the Heart Break Boy… and he goes right back into the pin! He hooks the leg! HBB in trouble! Here’s the count! ONE!!… TWO!!!… And a kick out again by HBB!!!
Stew-O: Another example of HBB’s great determination… but guys, I’m standing about 4 or 5 feet away from RRS right now… and I’m telling you… he hasn’t moved one bit since going through this table… I think we may need a medic out here! But meanwhile in the ring, HBB and Impact know each other well and they will not take this match for granted.. they’ve had some battles over the years and they’re fully aware of each other’s capabilities, whether they want to show it or not… Impact sends HBB into the corner… and he charges in after him, but HBB gets a leg up and plants his boot into the jaw of Impact!
Jaywalker: Impact collapses… and HBB positions himself in the corner… and guys, he’s TUNING UP THE BAND!!! Impact is down, and slowly trying to push himself up after eating a boot from HBB… and HBB wants to liven up this ring with the sound of music! Impact already took a superkick earlier on… and Impact is up!!… HBB WITH THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC AS IMPACT TURNS AROUND!!!…. NO!!!… IMPACT DUCKS UNDER THE KICK!!! AND HBB TURNS AROUND!!! CODEBREAKER!!! CODEBREAKER!!!! IMPACT HITS THE CODEBREAKER ON HBB AFTER HE MISSES THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!! HE DIVES RIGHT INTO THE COVER!!! ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREEE—- HBB KICKS OUT!!! HBB KICKS OUT OF THE CODEBREAKER!!! YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!! I THOUGHT THIS MATCH WAS DONE!!!
Deadprez: NOT YET!!!… Impact seems upset with the ref… but he needs to keep his emotions in check here as he lifts HBB back up to his feet… and fires a right hand, but HBB fires back! HBB sent a right hand of his own at Impact!!… Impact takes exception, and goes back in AGAIN, only to be met by ANOTHER right hand from HBB!! Impact grabs HBB, and sends him into the ropes! HBB bounces off the ropes, and rebounds back at Impact… and TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A FLYING FOREARM!!! CLASSIC HEART BREAK BOY!! The signature forearm! HBB kips up!! And the crowd is alive!!
Stew-O: Impact is up quickly… and HBB sends him back down with a strong right hand… Imp rises once more… and he’s dropped by ANOTHER right hand! But Imp won’t quit, he’s walking right into HBB’s sequence of offense!!… There’s the Belly to Back Suplex!!… And HBB points to the top rope!!!… He exits the ring… and heads over to the corner, as he climbs up to the top, with Impact laid out!! HBB LEAPS!!!!…. BUT ITS RRS!!!!…. RRS REACHES INTO THE RING AND PULLS IMPACT OUT OF THE WAY OF THE HEART BREAK ELBOW AS HBB CRASHES AND BURNS!!! RRS QUICKLY SLIDES INTO THE RING AND COVERS THE FALLEN HEART BREAK BOY!!! ONE!!… TWO!!!…. But RRS… RRS just broke his pin! What’s going on here?! This isn’t the first time RRS has turned away a chance at winning this match!
Jaywalker: Impact is up in the ring now, as he and RRS lock up!!… RRS is hitting a series of punches into Impact, as Impact is still a bit dazed from HBB’s last string of offensive success! Impact sends RRS into the ropes… and RRS bounces back… BUT IMPACT WITH A DROP TOE HOLD!!! AND LOOK AT THIS!!! IMPACT BRINGS RRS IMMEDIATELY INTO THE WALLS OF IMPACT!!! THE WALLS OF IMPACT SUBMISSION!!!… RRS HAS TO TAP OUT!!! THEY’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND HE HAS NOWHERE TO GO!!!…
Deadprez: HBB is pushing himself to his feet… and Impact has RRS locked in good with that Walls of Impact! Impact putting all the pressure on RRS’ quads and his lower back! And I’m not sure how much longer RRS can withstand the pain and pressure of Impact’s dreaded finish!!… BUT HBB HITS A SUPERKICK!!! HBB WITH A SUDDEN SUPERKICK ON IMPACT AS HE HAD THE WALLS OF IMPACT LOCKED IN ON RRS!!!… And RRS lifts himself to his feet… as he and HBB stare down… RRS seems sort of… sort of UPSET with HBB… even though he just saved RRS from a certain submission!
Stew-O: It… it seems that RRS is talking to HBB… RRS is speaking with HBB… and he’s leaning on the top rope… You can see RRS mouthing the words “do it,” to HBB… and I’m not quite sure what he means… as he holds onto the top rope… AND WHAT IN THE WORLD?! HBB HITS A SUPERKICK ON RRS!!!… HBB HITS THE SUPERKICK!!!… AND RRS DOES NOT FALL, BECAUSE HE’S HOLDING ONTO THE TOP ROPE….
Jaywalker: Of all the years I’ve spent in this business.. I’ve never seen anything like this! And I believe RRS is asking for ANOTHER one!!… RRS is asking for another Superkick—- THERE IT IS!!! But RRS still doesn’t go down… He wants another one!!… And HBB gives it to him! Three superkicks… and RRS is fading now… And HBB smacks another one right to the jaw, as RRS releases the rope, and collapses in the ring…. What the hell is he thinking?…
Deadprez: And HBB is gonna go for the pin on RRS… he seems very confused right now, as he hooks the leg.. and RRS is out cold…
(The ref counts to three as the crowd is silenced in confusion and shock)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: I can’t believe what I just saw! This is how the event tonight ends?… RRS not only ignored every chance at a pinfall he had… but he ASKED HBB to put him away here in the end! RRS is off his rocker!
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… The EAW CHAMPION… THEEEE HEARRRTTT BREAAAAKKKKKKK BOYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Jaywalker: RRS took FOUR superkicks from HBB… FOUR, all willingly… I’m shocked, amazed, confused… throw any adjective you want in there.. This is just unbelievable… and even the once rambunctious and wild crowd was silenced, and remains that way as we all watch RRS lay, motionless in the ring, with HBB stand over him….
(HBB’s music hits, as he slowly exits the ring, watching RRS lay in the ring as he walks backward up the ramp, confused)
Deadprez: Well… I didn’t think it would end this way… but the fact is that it did, and we must move on… So… signing out for the rest of the crew… This is
Deadprez… Good night…
(Camera fades in on RRS, laying in the ring, eyes closed, as the crowd remains silenced)
(Camera fades to black)
(Dynasty, Showdown and Voltage logos are shown, and fade)
( EAW logo buzzes )