( “Survivor” by Eminem is playing in the background as the camera pans to a sports analyst table in the stands as the fans are piling in to the Heinz Field )
( Sabina, Matt Ryder, Jon Kelton and Flashback are seated behind the table, dressed up for the occasion )
Flashback: Welcome everyone to the pre-show of the 5th ever Territorial Invasion, LIVE in the depths of the stands at the Heinz Field in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!
Matt Ryder: WOO WOO WOO! TI’s kickoff party starts NOW broski’s.
Flashback: Indeed, and we’ve got an all star lineup calling this bad boy! EAW’s NUMBER 1 commentator, yours truly, honored to sit next to the one and only Matt Ryder, the THREE TIME Vixens Champion, the lovely Sabina, and former New Breed Champion of the world who’s insights I look forward to the most, Jon Kelton! Welcome guys.
Ryder: TOTALLY great to be here, bro!
Sabina: It’s a pleasure, Flash 🙂 It’s exciting being back in the EAW environment again! It’s unbelievable how huge this place has got.
Ryder: That’s right, this show IS huge! It’s bigger than those implants Mak forced you to get back in 09 B-)!
Flashback: Oookay! So we’ve got one hell of a lineup, and part of this pre-show to kick off T.I. will be the New Breed title on the line as Alex Anderson defends his gold against NEO upstart, Shane Harper!
Kelton: Yeah, THAT’S gonna be a fucking joy. (no)
Ryder: Yo Kelton, what’s wrong bro? Still mad you’re not good enough to make the TI card? Relax, man! You’re still gettin’ paid!
Kelton: Actually.. I’m not.
Ryder: … DAMN! You must be the BANE of someones existence!
Flashback: Alrighty well right now we’re gonna get into some predictions here from our highly observant and intuitive panel of EAW Veterans who know their way around the ring! So let’s start off with the National Extreme Championship match between GI Styles and Nick Angel. Who do you believe will get the victory, and why? Let’s start with you, Sabina.
Sabina: Well.. umm, truth be told I dont know much about either of these guys but Jesus, have you seen that body on Nick? :p .. I think I’m gonna go with him!
Flashback: Alright, how about you, Kelton?
Kelton: They both suck.
Flashback: Uhh.. okay… Matt?
Ryder: It’s like this, bro. Nick is taller, leaner, more chiseled and define and really doesn’t have any athletic disadvantages. Now, realistically, I’d put GI because he’s just plain the better wrestler.. but let’s face it, GI isn’t there fore Carlos and now he has noone there for him tonight, so I think the Renegades are almost definitely going to help Nick win.
Flashback: So by consensus, the panel believes Nick is going to walk out of this the National Extreme Champion! Interesting conclusions, but how about a marquee tag team battle between the Quintessential Trailblazers Impact and Jaywalker verses Starr Stan and Johnny Ventura? This is a tag battle that’s gotten quite heated over the last few weeks, and now the Drastik World Order looks to add another pair of titles to their collection. Will Jay and Imp let it happen? Who do you think will fare best, Kelton?
Kelton: They’re all overrated..
Sabina: Well… I don’t really like Impact and Jay to tell you the truth, but Starr from what I know has actually held the EAW title, AND that other bald dude won this years Grand Rampage so why wouldn’t they win? I mean who would count out a gold medalist? Especially one who carries around such a large cock!
Ryder: I always knew you were a whore……….. me likey.
Sabina (crs): Um.. no, I meant his pet rooster.
( Screen briefly shows a picture of Starr holding up his pet rooster from Pain for Pride 4 )
Ryder: Well, I beg to differ with Sabina, I think Impact and Jay can’t be beat and Ventura over the last few weeks has been performing weaksauce. Starr’s pretty good, infact he looks the best he’s been in years.. but lets be honest, Bro! It’s two on one!
Flashback: Interesting views. We’re gonna take a call from one of the members of the EAW fanbase to ask our analysts a question, and after that we’ll close out this round of predictions. But right now we have a caller on the line.. Julian from Florida, you’re on the line!
Julian: Yea yea, mayne, so I was just sittin over here puttin on some of dat Rogaine on my Just for Men sh*t, preparing for when I get to DDD’s age nawmsayin? Anyway I got a question for Sabina… how you doin homegirl?
Sabina: I’m doing well!
Julian: Yea yea thats coo. Anyway I gotta ask ya, is it true you gave Ronn h-
*call cuts off*
Flashback: Yeah, sorry about that.. Haris from Canada, you’re on the line!
Haris: Yes, I was at 7-11 buying boxcutters for no apparent reason and I stumbled across a magazine that had you fully nude. And not that I would read it since I find women disgusting anyway, but, can you confirm that you were centerfold for ”Maple Leaf MILFS”?
Sabina: No, I’ve never done porn.
Haris: Um.. but I’m looking at you right now at the magazine. ”Slutty Sultry Sabina–
Sabina: Well.. you’re in Canada so technically it’s not real life… soo … hope that answers your question, bye! 🙂
Haris: DEATH TO AMERI–
*call cuts off*
Ryder: I’m moving to Canada.
Flashback: OKAY! Well, we’ve got time for one more prediction, and that is the team of the Vixens Champion, Cameron Ella Ava and the legendary Cleopatra going against the nasty and fierce Cassandra and Vanessa Lyndivia. Who takes this one home? Kelton?
Kelton: All women are whores.
Flashback: hank you for the WONDERFUL insight, Kelton! Glad you could be here tonight to spread your infinite wisdom with the EAW fanbase. Matt, how bout you?
Ryder: Honestly, all I’m hoping for is a good nip slip or a scrotum-pop. My vote is for whoever wears less!
Flashback: Never thought I’d be the most mature person in a social situation (crs) … Sabina, you?
Sabina: Well, this is a match I’ve been looking forward to all night.
Kelton and Matt: (sarcastically) I WONDER WHY.
Sabina: The Lyndivias have made a name for themselves in an unparalleled way, it feels like they’re unbeatable when they’re together! But let’s be honest, Cleopatra is the longest reigning Champion in this history of EAW and has proven she’s a way better Vixens Champion than me. Cameron as well is also on the fast track to being the greatest Vixen of all time, she seems to take on all-comers! Since I see no lapse in chemistry on either side, I’ve got to go with experience. BUT I won’t be surprised if the Lyndivias pull off the upset of the century.
Flashback: Thank you, Sabina! It’ll be a hell of a match to watch. But right now it’s about time for our premiere part of the show where we see the New Breed title on the table with Shane Harper going one on one with Alex Anderson!
Ryder: Yeah, I’m ready to see AA’s ass get kicked! WOO WOO WOO! You KNOW IT!
Flashback: Lets head it over to Stew-O and Hey Yo Chico!
Ryder: Turn down for what!?
( Camera pans to the commentary table where Stew-O and HYC are sitting )
Stew: Welcome everybody to the T.I. pre-show, as you can see the environment in this arena is out of this WORLD!
HYC: The fans are beginning to file in, and this set up, the stage, the entire city BUZZING with the entire town talking about what’s to come tonight! I’m telling you, Stew, this feels like a Pain for Pride, man!
Stew: It really does. And EVERYTHING is on the line.
( Promotional vid of the 5 on 5 tonight between Team Scott and Team DEDEDE airs )
( Camera returns to the ring where the RA is standing with a mic in hand )
Ring Announcer: This following match.. will be contested for the EAW NEEEEEW BREEEED CHAMPIOOONSHIIIPPP!!
( “Beast Mode” by B.O.B. hits as Alex Anderson comes out with the New Breed title around his waist )
Ring Announcer: Firs… approaching the ring from Lahore, Pakistan weighing tonight at 227 POOOOOOUNDDS… he is the EAW NNNNEEEEWWWW BREEEED CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN… ALLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXX ANNNDDERRRSOOOOOOOOOON!!!
Stew: He’s been expressive, he’s been pushing buttons and getting under peoples skin.. basically doing what Alex Anderson does best! He also takes pride in holding that New Breed Championship, or what he likes to call the New Breed WORLD Championship.. and has been Champ for 75 days!
HYC: New Breed WORLD Championship… oh brother (roll).
( “Thought I Was” by Middle Class Ruit hits as Shane Harper comes out pumped for his match )
Ring Announcer: And the challenger.. returning HOME TO PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA.. SHAAAAANNNEEEE HARPEEEEERRRR!!
HYC: Harper getting to perform in front of his home town in a stage he’s probably only been able to IMAGINE performing on! Certainly he has the hometown advantage, he has the crowd on his side and has all the motivation in the world to mke an impact and knock off AA.. can get get to it? Will he accomplish such a goal?
( Harper and Anderson are in the ring, and the referee checks on them both before grabbing the New Breed Title and raising it to the crowd, before passing it to a ringside worker )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: The New Breed Championship contest here at the pre-show, only the second pre-show in history is on and Anderson, the man with the clear size advantage is grappling with Harper to get this match going.. Harper is a very, very tough young man.. we saw what he went through when facing two out of the three members of The Iron Fist, Gunkai Riggs and Alistair White, he took a BEATING but kept going and AA is going to have t think about that well.
HYC: Harper backed into the corner after being clearly overpowered and struggling to maintain, and AA whips him across the ring, but Harper REVERSES the whip, YANKS AA IN FROM THE REVERSE-REVERSE WHIP TO A KNEE TO THE FACE! AA rises up, DROPKICK! And AA is on one knee looking up at Harper perhaps infuriated! Shane pulls AA up and runs him towards the corner to SMASH him face first into the turnbuckle, and a KICK to the ribs, spinning kick to the arm sending AA leaned back on the ropes… and Harper is delivering punches to the skull as AA is leaned back eating those shots! Harper backs up quickly now and runs forward… HIGH KNEE!!! HIGH KNEE KNOCKING AA AND HIMSELF OVER THE ROPES TO THE FLOOR BELOW!
Stew: And Harper IMMEDIATELY springs himself up with the apron, climbing up on the apron and waiting for Anderson to get to both two as he springboards off the ropes for the SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY…. BUT ANDERSON SHIFTS OUT OF THE WAY AS HARPER SMACKS THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! Anderson quickly snatches a nearby steel chair, folds it up and lifts it high to SMASH OVER THE SPINE OF HARPER. Ruthless shot, and you would expect nothing more from the former two-time National Extreme Champion and reigning and defending New Breed Champ. Harper is rolled back in the ring, and Anderson follows suit with the steel chair as Shane is struggling to quickly get up..
HYC: But he rises, JUMPING SPIN KICK to the chest of AA! AA is sent back with the chair in hand and Harper SPRINGS onto the ropes for the DISASTER KICK! Anderson ducks, Harper lands on hits feet and Anderson CLIPS THE BACK OF THE KNEE WITH THE CHAIR. NOW AA SMASHES THE CHAIR INTO HARPERS KNEE! AA, dropping the chair drags Harper by that left knee, I believe, and is now pressing his own right knee into that knee and wrenching it as Harper can only struggle and squirm by that hold! AA hand-stands on that knee now, KNEE DROP! And BACK to that lock!
Stew: Harper spins to his front, and is mounting vertical base with his right leg and he hops up and sends and elbow RIGHT to AA’s lips! AA holds his mouth immediately and Harper, hobbling, backs into the ropes and leaps up towards AA!! ….. SAMOAN DROP! AA CATCHES SHANE AND PLANTS HIM, AND HOOKS THE LEG, OOOOOONEEEE!! …. TWOO! Harper kicks out!
HYC: Alex Anderson seems to be hurt by that elbow, but he isn’t letting Shane Harper see it… he heads over to the apron now and is climbing and going up top at that turnbuckle… Harper, holding his back from that drop is rising as well and AA LEAPS OFF, FLYING FOREARM AND IT TAKES HARPER DOWN ….. NO, I WAS WRONG, HARPER CATCHES AA ON HIS SHOULDERS! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS! FIREMANS CARRY CONVERTED INTO A BACKBREAKER! AA PLANTED ONTO THE KNEE, AND HARPER TWIRLS HIS ARM AROUND AND HITS A BACK-TO-BACK BREAKER! Anderson falling to his knees holding his spine and is on all fours as Harper backs into the ropes and hits a DOUBLE FOOT STOMP into the spine, and AA rolls to his back as Harper his a standing BACKFLIP SAULT, CONNECTING! AND THE COVER! OOOOOOONEEE… TWOOOOOOOOOOO!! THRRRR– AA KICKS OUT!
Stew: What an assault! Anderson rolls away from Harper now, and Harper is on pursuit as he grabs AA, flips him upside down in a dragon sleeper hold and NAILS THE BACKBREAKER TO THE KNEE! And now Harper LIFTS AA, RELEASE DRAGON SUPLEX CONNECTS! — No, Anderson, from being lifted, lands on his feet behind Shane and grab Harper going for the ENDPOINT!! TERMINUS MIGHT HIT… BUT HARPER SPINS AROUND AND ROLLS AA UP SADDLING HIM FOR THE PINNING CRADLE! TIGHTS GRABBED, OOOOOONEEEE.. TWOOOOOOOO.. but AA REACHES UP AND CLAWS HARPERS SPINE! Harper jumps off and AA springs to his feet as Harper is at the corner.. AA attacks Harper… but SHANE WITH THE KICK DIRECTLY TO THE GROIN! AA IS IN SHOCK! AA HOLDING HIS FAMILY JEWELS IN AGONY, AND HARPER PICKS UP THE CHAIR AND GOES TO WORK WITH CHAIRSHOTS GALORE! The fans filing in their seats are LOVING this!
HYC: AA had to have been hit with six or seven chair shots, as he’s collapsed in the corner and Shane Harper, with the chair in hand lifts it up to the audience… turns back to AA AND CONNECTS THE CHAIR SURF! ALEX ANDERSON ABSOLUTELY ROCKED! AA blocked that to the best of his abilities but his arms seem to have taken the damage! Harper tosses the dented, beat up chair to the outside as he grabs AA up by his wrist…. DUCKS DOWN AND LIFTS HIM FOR THE BACK TO BELLY PILEDRIVER, AA HANGING UPSIDE DOWN….. SPEED THE COLLAPSE!!!! ….. NO, AA’S LEGS GET FREE AS AA LANDS ON HIS FEET, AND HOOKS HARPER WITH THE GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB!! Harper holding his back after that impact, and you can see blood pouring from AA’s arms after that sharp, dented chair came at him in full force!
Stew: A HELL of a reversal by Alex Anderson, and he’s got to capitalize! AA drags himself to his feet sluggishly and pulls Shane Harper up…. hooks him… and LIFTS HIM FOR THE ECLIPSE!! THE BRAINBUSTER MAY JUST DO THE TRICK, FOLKS, HARPER IS HOISTED! ….. THERES A KNEE! AA is wobbly! ANOTHER KNEE by Shane Harper!!! AA IS LOSING HIS BALANCE…. ANOTHER BRAIN BUSTER! AND ANOTHER! …. BUT AA LETS OUT A YELL AND DROPS THE ECLIPSE SQUARELY AT THE TOP OF HARPERS SKULL! DEAR GOD, HARPERS NECK MIGHT BE SNAPPED!
HYC: Anderson hooks both legs!!! OOOOOONEEEE!!! .. TWOOOOO!! … THRRREEEEEEEEE!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( “Beast Mode” by B.O.B. hits as AA is handed his NB title and celebrates through the pain )
Ring Announcer: Your winner ANNDD STILLLL NEW BREEED CHAMPIOOONNNN… ALEEEEEEEEEXX AAAANNNNNNNDEERRSOOOOOOOOOOOOONN!!!
HYC: Whelp.. I can’t take ANYTHING away from this guy, no matter how much I’d like to!
Stew: An excellent showing by our New Breed Champion, and although this night will be FULL of uncertainty we can at least tell you that Alex Anderson’s reign as Champ will live to see day 76! Back to you, Flashy.
( Camera pans back to the analyst panel desk as Matt is trying to flirt with Sabina and Kelton is jabbing the edge of a pen into his head )
Flashback: Thanks, Stew! You guys, that was an excellent match and you can see the fans really pouring in here.. of course there are many more expected to be here, this place is going to be FILLED UP! What did you think about that match, Kelton?
Kelton: I think AA’s an okay champion… he did really well out there.
Ryder: I for one think.. eh, what do I know, I stopped paying attention as soon as he came out!
Sabina: So did everyone else (hehe)
Flashback: Now now… we saw an eventful New Breed Title match, but that is only the tip of the iceberg. You’ve GOT to see some of what’s in store tonight, including the No Way Out mtch involving six VERY motivated, VERY determined competitors! 100 million dollars of company investment trapped in that barbarous structure formed by the creative mind of Damien Murrow. Let’s recap.
( Recap video airing the Brian vs Cy Henderson feud, the Jacob Senn and Zack Crash ongoing rivalry, the rise of Hades the Hellraiser and the ambition of Devan Dubian shows. Also shown is the reveal of the No Way Out match, the drama unfolded between Jacob and Zack during the WHC match at No Regards, Beat the Clock series and etc.. )
( Camera returns to the table )
Ryder: Of Devan Dubian, Jacob Senn, Hades, Brian Daniels, Cy Henderson and Zack Crash… a FUCK-TON of talent! And personally what I expect to see is Hades the Hellraiser leave this thing as Champ when it’s all said and done! Here’s the tale of the tape, Bro, he’s 290 pounds, he’s a brawler, a tough son of a bitch and easily the strongest and most imposing force in that entire match.. he’ll probably be comfortable in there!
Kelton: I disagree about Hades winning.. he’s had several World Heavyweight title shots and has failed on both of them. You want to know who hasn’t failed though? Cy Henderson. That guy is a FORCE, man. I’mma be honest with you, he brought it in 2010, he brought it in 2011 and the fact that he’s even meaner and more menacing now only means one thing.. he’s prone to success, and he’s gonna get his 3rd.
Flashback: Sabina, how about you?
Sabina: Alright so like I’m only being candid here but Senn is REALLY hot, I mean seriously I would let him liberate me any day. But as far as who’s gonna win? Who else? Brian Daniels! YES! Personally, I think beards are sexy on a man.
Ryder: What about my beard, Beena? (smirk)
Sabina: I said beards, not peach fuzz (ill)
Ryder: Mak’s not here to protect you from getting owned.. stupid bitch (d).
Flashback: Well moving on is the Answers World Championship on the line in ANOTHER prison-like environment, this time the Steel Cage! Drastik defends his title against Extreme Enigma, and Matt, you pointed out that Nick Angel would be the victor due to the possibility of the House of Renegades helping him.. but in this scenario, Drastik has a force equally as relevant but he won’t have any way to run or anywhere to hide. Does this make Drastik’s chances different?
Ryder: Are you serious, Bro? This means theres no WAY Extreme Enigma loses tonight, man! Let me tell you, Drastik is a hell of a performer but he just doesn’t have the heart that I saw in the old RRS, man. Extreme Enigma on the other hand hasn’t changed one but… he went through a period of rust and even recently got a bit too anxious on Dy, but he’s going to pull through and get the strap. That’s what I believe.
Kelton: I agree, I don’t like Drastik’s chances. He’s too cowardly to win a match like this on his own… EE’s going to rip him to shreds and put the ”Extreme” back in ”Extreme Answers Wrestling” as usual.
Sabina: Dear lord, have you seen that body on Drastik?? BEST in the WORLD! BEST in the WORLD! All I gotta say.
Flashback: WELL to close the pre-show out we’re gonna end with the heated, bloodthirsty rivalry between the Heart Break Boy and The Legendary Sekaiichi. There is NO love loss, NO love loss between the two of these guys and tempers will, no doubt, absolutely explode tonight. But who picks this one up in your opinions? Sabina?
Sabina: (hehe) HBB actually hurting somebody… HBB is just too nice.. I swear, back in ’09 Mak was doing everything he could to get HBB’s mean side out when they feuded, but HBB is just too much of a goody two shoes to ever do anything crazy. Hell, I remember when I faked my pregnancy and the guy actually fell for it (xd) … I don’t think HBB’s capable enough to ever really hurt somebody, plus he was set on fire, so bad skin loses points from me… I’m gonna have to go with Robbie.
Kelton: HBB is the greatest of all time. I’m just gonna leave it at that.
Ryder: Fuck.. I don’t know, man. They’re 1-1 with eachother on FPV’s, but as usual when it comes to the big-match, high-pressure situation HBB thrives EVERY time. And maybe Sekaiichi got the upper hand at No Regards, but I don’t recall him doing it fairly. HBB on the other hand kicked Robbies ass at Pain for Pride 3 and I think that’s what’s gonna happen again at TI 5.
Flashback: And there you have it! EAW’s expert panel of analysts bringing you inside of EAW and getting a professionals perspective on only SOME of tonight’s matches! That’s it for the pre-show, and Territorial Invasion begins officialy at 6 pm eastern time, 3pm pacific.. check your local listings, you do not want to miss this! Not for a second! Signing off, im Flashback along with Matt Ryder, Kelton and Sabina! Enjoy the show!
( “Survivor” – Eminem plays in the background as the camera pans out and fades to black )
( The screen goes black and the faint sound of a helicopter can be heard in the background )
Voice: GET DOWN! GET DOWN!
( The screen remains black and now the sound of the helicopter is louder. Gunshots now come in from a distance and appear to be getting closer, suddenly there is a big explosion and followed by a few shreiking screams )
( The camera fades in slowly, the helicopter is shown as a fireball tumbling out of the sky, it hits the ground right in front of the camera and erupts again into flames )
Voice: SOMEBODY CALL IN! CALL IN QUICK! WE NEED A STRIKE!
( The camera, on ground level focuses in on the flames coming from the helicopter, a flash of the Territorial Invasion logo comes across the screen. A soldier is shown walking up to the camera and turning to face the helicopter. He salutes it and continues to walk carrying all his gear as the camera begins to follow him )
( He takes cover behind a blown-up car and begins to load his weapon. He looks out beyond the car and once again begins walking down. The camera stops by the car as the soldier continues and approaches a fence )
( Both the Answers World Championship and the World Heavyweight Championship flash across the screen )
( The soldier shoots off the lock to the fence and opens it, he takes a few more steps but then immediately collapses to the ground. The sound of a heartbeat can now be heard. Five men wearing different colored uniforms approach him. One of the men raises up his gun and shoots the soldier in the head. The heartbeat stops and the camera immediately fades to black )
( ‘Soldiers’ by Otherwise hits )
Narrator: And now… Extreme Answers Wrestling presents… TERRRITORIALLL INVASSSSIOONNN!!
( The camera fades into Heinz Field as ‘Soldiers’ continues to play. A huge pyro display begins to shoot off. Coming down from the rafters and up from the stage. The camera transitions around the packed stadium as the fans scream in excitement before it settles in on the stage )
Stew: THIS IS IT FOLKS!! LIVE FROM PITTSBURGH, 60,000 PACKED!! THIS IS TERRITORIAL INVASION!!
( The camera fades over to the Dynasty announce table )
Stew: I’m Stew-O alongside my partner Hey Yo Chico and I can’t tell you how GLAD I am that this day is finally here. Things have been BOILING over on Dynasty, tensions haven’t been this high in a long, LONG time. We have so much in store on the Dynasty side, we saw earlier Alex Anderson retaining his New Breed Championship, we also have Liam Catterson defending his championship against Carlos Rosso… the Unified Tag Team Championships on the line…
HYC: AND THEN the two big ones, the two main events, first, Drastik defends his Answers World Championship against Extreme Enigma as they square off inside a Steel Cage. Then, perhaps the biggest match in our history with HUGEEE implications. Team Diamond vs. Team DEDEDE, loser is COMPLETELY erased from history!
Stew: Let’s now send it over to our Showdown colleagues, WWEFan and Mak!
Fan: Thank’s Stew! Well it’s pretty hard to stack up against Dynasty’s action but I think we can do it! Not to mention that some of those guys in the 5 on 5 are OURS! We also have the rubber match of an EPIC feud between The Heart Break Boy and The Legendary Sekaiichi. The grueling No Way Out match that will determine the World Heavyweight Championship… that and MORE!
( Camera fades up the ramp )
( “Break” by Three Days Grace plays as Nick Angel enters wearing an “Archetypal Angel” t-shirt, as he gives the crowd a cold stare )
Ring Announcer: This following match is set for one fall! And it is for the NATIONALLLLLL EXTREMEEEEE CHAMPIONSHIPPPPPPP!!! Introducing first the challenger from Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 220 POUNDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS…. NICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ANGELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
( “Sweet Dreams” hits as GI Styles walks through the curtains with the National Extreme Championship thrown over his shoulder )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 202 POUNDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSS… HE IS THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN… GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII STYLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
WWEFan: And here we go as this contest is now underway! Both competitors begin to circle around the ring as neither one has taken an eye off of each other… Nick Angel seems to be going for a test of strength here! Lifting up his right hand toward GI Styles, BUT GI STYLES WITH A SLAP STRAIGHT ACROSS NICK ANGEL’S CHEEK! Following that up with some left and right’s thrown at Nick Angel’s head! But Nick Angel refuses to become the prey in this situation as, as he nails GI with a quick kick to the gut and pulls him in… AND PLANTS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS WITH A PICTURE PERFECT DDT! Nick isn’t finished there though! He quickly hops back to his feet with GI following not shortly behind. NICK WITH A DROPKICK TO GI’S CHEST… NO! GI SIDESTEPS IT, NICK IS UP, BUT NOT FOR MUCH LONGER AS GI TAKES HIM STRAIGHT BACK DOWN WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK! WOW!
Mak: Ha! One shot after another, these extremists are fired up tonight! Nick Angel not taking much time to get back up his two feet. With GI Styles trailing right behind him… GI STYLES CHARGES AT NICK FOR A CLOTHESLINE TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL! BUT NICK ANGEL SOMEHOW SAW IT COMING AND DUCKS UNDER IT! Nick turns around, GI turns around… EUROPEAN UPPERCUT FROM NICK! AND ANOTHER! Sending GI Styles staggering backwards in the ring. Nick bounces off the ropes, GI is a sitting duck! BIG BOOT! NICK WITH A BIG BOOT— WAIT! GI CATCHES THE LEG! AND GI WITH A SPINNING LEG DROP ONTO THE LEG HE CAUGHT! HE COULD OF SNAPPED NICK’S LEG IN TWO! GI is wasting no time here by quickly going for a cover!
WWEFan: One second too late, as Nick Angel prevails in getting his shoulder up! GI displaying not a sign of frustration as he knows he must do a lot more to finish Nick off. And GI starts to lift Nick slowly back up to a vertical base, what could he be setting him up for here? GI LIFTS HIM UP… TOKYO BOMB! KNEELING TIGER BOMB CONNECTING WITH SUCH FORCE! GI ISN’T FINISHED THERE, GI STRAIGHT AFTER LOCKS IN A COBRA CLUTCH! GI showing off such speed! Nick is now in a struggling position here, he craves to win! GI applying much more pressure onto the hold, but Nick isn’t giving in! Nick is shouting in utter pain… Can he hold on much longer? GI isn’t letting up! No mercy from GI tonight! And Nick is still showing signs of life! Nick is slowly, but steadily making his way back to his feet while GI keeps the hold tightly locked in! Nick now trying to OVERPOWER GI… Can he do it?! YES! Nick starts driving his shoulder into GI’s stomach, one after another!
Mak: BUT GI RELUCTANTLY GRASPS NICK BY THE HEAD AND TOSSES HIM TO THE ARENA FLOOR! Uh oh, OH OH FAN! GI THINKING OF GETTING HIGH HERE! If you know what I mean. (smirk2) ANYWAY, GI’S ON THE TOP ROPE! NICK’S GETTING BACK UP… GI DIVES FOR A CROSSBODY SPLASH! WILL IT CONNECT?! HOLY— GROUND ZERO! GROUND ZERO OUT OF NOWHERE! NICK COULD OF BROKEN EVER BONE IN GI’S FACE! Nick is on one knee staring sadistically satisfied with what he’s done! But he’s not that smart of a man, I must say so myself. Now he has to lift GI’s deadweight into the ring, cover him, and hope GI hasn’t recovered by then! Huh? Looks like he isn’t smart after all, he’s not doing any of the sort… BUT HE HAS A STEEL CHAIR NOW! NICK ANGEL IS LOOKING TO DO SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE HERE!
WWEFan: NICK IS SHOUTING AT GI TO GET UP! GI IS BARELY RESPONDING THOUGH… AND OH MY GOD! NICK ANGEL WITH A SICKENING CHAIR SHOT ACROSS THE BARE SPINE OF GI STYLES! OVER AND OVER! Oh no, OH NO! Nick’s finished with the chair shots, but I doubt he’s finished with the chair itself! Nick looks toward the chair and back at GI’s head… AND HE STARTS TO WRAP THAT STEEL CHAIR AROUND GI’S NECK! HE’S A MAD MAN ON A MISSION, LOOKING TO END GI’S CAREER! NICK ANGEL HOPS UP ON THE APRON, DON’T DO THIS! NO! KNEE DROP OFF THE APRON TO GI— NO! NO! NO! GI SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY, MANAGED TO ROLL OFF THE KNEE DROP! Nick may have tweaked his knee from that! GI slides his head out of the chair, but isn’t letting go of it! Revenge anybody? I think GI is thinking exactly that! AND HE IS… GI CAPITALIZING ON THAT ALREADY DAMAGED LEG OF NICK’S WITH SEVERAL CHAIR SHOTS TO IT!
Mak: GI has taken full control of this match now! And finally decides to take it back to the ring as he tosses Nick along with the chair under the bottom rope! He follows shortly after, but isn’t going for a pin?! I bet he’s thinking of risking it all again… GI grabs a hold of the chair and places it precisely in the corner setting it up for something nasty! GI walks back over to Nick and yanks him up by his arm… IRISH WHIP TO THE CHAIR IN THE CORNER! NICK IS SENT DARTING AT THE CHAIR— BUT NICK FINDS THE STRENGTH WITHIN TO BRING HIMSELF TO A STANDSTILL BEFORE GOING THROUGH THE CHAIR! NO! GI RIGHT BEHIND NICK WITH A DROPKICK TO HIS BACK! SENDING NICK HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL CHAIR SET UP IN THE CORNER! AND GI RIGHT AFTER THAT WITH A BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX! BRIDGING IT FOR A PIN! THAT MAY BE ALL SHE WROTE!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!…. THRRRRRRRRRRRR—-
WWEFan: NOPE! NO WAY! NICK ANGEL KICKS OUT! These two are tearing each other up! There’s no end to this madness! GI back to his feet, assisting Nick to his feet as well as he pulls him up slowly to meet him eye-to-eye. AND GI STYLES HAS NICK UP, DEADLIFT SUPLEX! IT CONN— NO! NICK LANDS ON HIS FEET, GI IS UP… GROUND ZERO! GROUND ZERO! WAIT, NO! GI EASILY SHOVES NICK OFF, BUT NICK IS BACK ON HIS FEET WITHIN AN INSTANCE! SPINNING BACKFIST CONNECTING WITH NICK’S JAW! NICK IS DAZED, NICK IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS! AND ANOTHER SPINNING BACKFIST TO FOLLOW THAT ONE UP… NICK IS TAKEN DOWN TO A KNEE! GI RUNS OFF THE ROPES… LARIAT! RUNNING LARIAT TAKING NICK DOWN TO THE MAT! GI is absolutely fired up! GI now looking to cover Nick… NO! NO! PEACEFUL SLUMBER! NICK COMING OUT OF NOWHERE AND LOCKING IN THE PEACEFUL SLUMBER!
Mak: THIS IS ABOUT TO BE IT! GI IS STRUGGLING NOW, HE’S ON THE VERGE OF TAPPING OUT! THEY’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, GI HAS NOWHERE TO GO! HE CAN’T EVEN STRETCH FOR THE ROPES! OH NO, THIS MAY BE UP! GI LIFTING UP HIS HAND… NO! HE CONTINUES TO FIGHT ON, BUT THE DAMAGE BEING DONE BY NICK RIGHT NOW HAS TO BE WEARING DOWN GI ENOUGH FOR HIM TO PASS OUT! GI IS FADING, GI’S LOSING IT… HIS ARM IS BEGINNING TO FALL! NICK IS GROWING CLOSER TO WINNING THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP… BUT GI HOLDS ON! GI’S FIGHTING IT! HE’S NOW CRAWLING TO THE ROPES… SLOWLY, BUT HE’S GETTING THERE! I DON’T THINK THERE’S ENOUGH TIME AND GI REALIZES IT! AND GI FLIPS OVER NICK, WHAT?! HE BRIDGES IT FOR A PIN OF HIS OWN!
WWEFan: AND NICK IS FORCED TO RELEASE THE HOLD TO BREAK THE PIN! Nick looks angered, he looks stressed now! Nick is back on his feet… GI is up! NICK CHARGES AT GI FOR ONE OF HIS SIGNATURE CLOTHESLINES! NO! NO! GI STYLES BRINGS NICK TO A HALT WITH A KICK TO THE GUT, GI PULLS NICK IN! DEADLIFT SUPLEX! THAT HIGH-ANGLE GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTING WHILE BRIDGING INTO A PIN! THIS MAY BE IT!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!….. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!…. THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and STILLLLLLLLLLLLL NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION…. GGGGGGGGG… IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII…. STYLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
WWEFan: WHAT A WAY TO OPEN TERRITORIAL INVASION!! GI STYLES DEFEATING NICK ANGEL IN A GREAT MATCH… And I’ll tell you what Mak, if the rest of the show is anything like this match… PHEW! What a night it’s gonna be.
Mak: Yeah, yeah… (To the side)… I ordered a coke an hour ago and still don’t have it, where the fuck is it?
WWEFan: Uh Mak..? Any opinion on the match?
Mak: What? Oh yeah… congrats to Nick.
WWEFan: GI won…
Mak*not paying attention*: WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT COKE?!?!
( Camera fades backstage to StarrStan and Johnny Ventura getting ready for their upcoming match )
Starr: Alright so you got it? You know what are strategy is?
Johnny: YES STARR! For Christ sake, I knew it the first time you told me, I knew it the second time you told me, the third, fourth, fifth, the one-hundreth, I get it.
Starr: I don’t think you really do Johnny, you see when you came to me SCREAMING a month ago about me not holding onto my part of the deal… I told you I had a plan, now I’ve carried out that plan and it’s got us here. Me and you taking on Impact and Jaywalker, the titles are on the line… you don’t treat this like any other match Johnny, that’s why you lost at Pain For Pride… you’re facing two of the greatest stars that this company has ever bred, NINE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS between TWO men… this is the big time Johnny, I’ve gotten you there… I’ve held onto my part of the deal, like I promised you from day one, but now it’s your turn… I can’t wrestle the match for you and as much as I wish I could, I can’t beat them by myself… I’m going to ask you again, do you understand?
Johnny: I understand.
Starr: JOHNNY! I need more than that, what do you understand… WHAT DO YOU GET?!
Johnny: I get it all… if I didn’t get it Starr would I have come running to you a month ago pissed off? No, if I didn’t get it I would’ve stayed quiet and minded my own business and let everything just play out. I’m hungry Starr, I’ve been hungry since Pain For Pride, I get how big this is, I get the nine world titles, the 70,000 screaming fans. I understand all of it Starr. I’m ready.
( Starr smiles and pats Johnny on the back and they continue to get ready as the camera fades out )
( Camera fades back to the ring as ‘Ghetto Strong Style’ by MVP begins to play )
Ring Announcer: The following contest scheduled for one fall is for the Interwire Championship! Approaching the ring first, the challenger, from Baton Rouge, Lousiana… weighing in at 211 pounds… CARRRRRLOOOSSSSSS ROSSSSSOOOO!!
Stew: Carlos has had a few seperate stints in EAW but I don’t think many would argue that this isn’t his most successful. He had a very solid reign as one half of the EAW Unified Tag Team Champions but tonight he looks for a singles championship… I don’t know about you Chico but I think he has a great shot at beating Liam and becoming champion.
( ‘Sins of the Father’ by Donna Burke hits as Liam Catterson makes his way to the ring with the Interwire Championship around his waist )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from United Kingdom, Shildon… weighing in at 210 pounds… HE IS THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!… LIAAAAMMMM CATTTTERRRSOONNN!!
HYC: I won’t argue with you Stew, Carlos Rosso is a solid competitor but don’t underestimate Liam Catterson. So many people underestimate him and forget that he was the Answers World Champion only two months ago, and retained that title on the grandest stage of them all… he is CERTAINLY no pushover!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: Liam Catterson immediately charges at Carlos Rosso, backing him up into the turnbuckle, you know ever since losing the Answers World Championship back in July at Midsummer Massacre… he’s been in a bit of a rough patch, but he’s still the Interwire Champion and what better way to get his name back out there again then retaining his title at Territorial Invasion? Liam hammering away at Carlos in the corner, Carlos beating POP earlier this month in order to recieve a shot at the Interwire Championship… Liam Catterson grabs Carlos Rosso by the arm and whips him into the ropes… Carlos comes rebounding back… AND A HUGE LEAPING SHOULDER BLOCK BY THE CHAMPION LIAM CATTERSON!!
HYC: That’s something I’ve always liked about Liam Catterson, don’t let his size fool you! He’s very strong, among the stronger in the locker room, and he’s also a gritty competitor, that’s why he’s been so successful in a short amount of time here in EAW… this summer was the first time he was ever in a slump and everybody enters these kinds of slumps at least once in their career! Liam now stomping away at the challenger, forcing him to find shelter near the corner. Liam gets him back up and slaps him across the face! Liam getting a little cocky here… CARLOS THROWS A PUNCH BUT IT GOES WILD AS LIAM EVADES IT AND NOW A STEP UP ENZIGURI TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! CARLOS ROSSO COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS AND NOW LIAM DROPS A SERIES OF ELBOWS ACROSS THE BACK… ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR… NOW LEAPING HIGH INTO THE AIR DELIVERING A FIFTH ELBOW TO THE BACK!! LIAM SEEMS LIKE HE’S OUT TO PROVE A POINT TONIGHT AS HE LIFTS CARLOS TO HIS FEET… HE GRABS HIS HEAD AND PULLS IT DOWN INTO HIS KNEE… AND NOW DOES IT A SECOND TIME WITH THE OPPOSITE KNEE… CARLOS FALLS TO HIS BACKSIDE, HE’S NOT HERE STEW, HE’S OUT OF IT!!
Stew: LIAM LOOKS DOWN AT CARLOS AND DROPS HIS KNEE ACROSS THE BACK OF THE HEAD, THE REFEREE TELLING LIAM TO STOP BUT LIAM KEEPS ON DOING IT, THIS IS JUST A COMPLETE ASSAULT ON THE CHALLENGER WHO IRONICALLY IS KNOWN FOR HIS STRIKES BUT LIAM IS DESTROYING HIM HERE, HE KEEPS DROPPING KNEES ACROSS THE BACK OF CARLOS ROSSO AND AT THIS POINT CARLOS ISN’T EVEN RESPONSIVE…
HYC: This isn’t good… EAW peronnel filing out from the back, security and our medical team, the security guards attempt to keep Liam Catterson from attacking. Holding him back as he demands his title.
( The ring announcer grabs the Interwire Championship and hands it over to Liam Catterson who holds it up into the air with a smug look on his face, the security still keeping Liam back as now a stretcher is rolled to the ring )
Stew: Well, I don’t really know but I haven’t quite seen such a one-sided performance… well ever, and I’ve followed this all my life really.
HYC: Well… Liam’s intentions tonight we’re clear, it wasn’t about winning, it was about silencing everyone that said he’s lost what he once had… and he certainly did.
( Carlos is placed on a stretcher as the medical staff begin rolling him up, Liam looks on grinning, holding his championship up once again as the security escorts him to the back )
(Video package plays for the No Way Out Match for the World Heavyweight Championship; highlighting Zack Crash’s run as World Champion, his bad blood with Jacob Senn, the controversial ending at No Regards, and the announcement of the No Way Out match)
(Camera cuts back to the Announcer in the middle of the ring that has no turnbuckle pads and no mats surrounding it as lights begin to illuminate the daunting No Way Out structure that hangs above)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall…. AND IS THE FIRST EVER NO WAY OUT MATCH FOR THE E-A-W WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!….. The rules are as follows… Four of the secondary cells will lower and one man will enter each until all are filled… When four competitors are in the secondary cells, the two men starting off this contest will enter and the secondary cells will be elevated while the primary cell simultaneously descends… The match will then begin and if able, a new competitor will emerge randomly from one of the secondary cells after limited-time intervals… The match is one fall to the finish, so the match may end between the starting two competitors, a triple threat, a four-way, a five-way, or after all six men are entered! Submission and pinfall are the only means of victory! There are no disqualifications or count-outs! No mats! No turnbuckle padding! No escape! There can only be ONE victor and that man will be claimed the EAW Heavyweight Champion of the WORLD!….
Mak: That ring announcer is getting pretty decent at promos…
WWEFan: There you have it once again, ladies and gentlemen, and we’re at the zero hour for this contest! We know who the man is that will enter at number one, but who will occupy the four secondary cells?
(The four secondary cells begin to descend until they reach the floor)
Mak: Who’s it gonna be?….
(“Dragonborn” by Jeremy Soule plays all throughout the arena as a determined Brian Daniels makes his way out to the stage in crimson attire with a red, white, and blue-patterned, Dragon-themed robe on)
Announcer: First, making his way to the ring!…. From New York City, New York!…. Weighing in at 210 pounds!…. BRIAN DAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNIIIIIIEEEEELLLLSSSS!!!….
WWEFan: Looks like we got our answer! Brian Daniels is the first man to make contact with this massive structure and he looks like he’s more determined than ever! Passion is what molds this man and it has led him to this very moment! It’s make or break time as far as he’s concerned! Daniels enters his cell as the electronic lock shuts it while he and the rest of us await to see who will be next…
(“Warriors of Time” by Black Tide plays all throughout the arena as Devan Dubian makes his way out to the stage in a custom vest over his black and blue attire)
Announcer: Next, making his way to the ring!…. From Dubai, United Arab Emirates!…. Weighing in at 226 pounds!…. “TOP-GUN”…. DEVAN DUUUUUUBBBBBBIIIIIAAAANNNN!!!….
Mak: Devan has been looking for an opportunity like this for quite some time, I’m sure. He decided to give all of this another shot a while back and it has been quite a ride so far. He’s battled it out with the likes of Killswitch and he’s been sucked into the cult that is the Agents of Extreme against his will and now he’s standing back in another World Title opportunity that will be his ultimate test.
(“Winter’s House” by Giles Corey plays all throughout the arena as the arena darkens while a sadistic-looking Cy Henderson edges his way to the ring through the darkness with nothing but the fire of the lantern in his right hand to illuminate his face)
Announcer: Next, making his way to the ring!…. From Manhattan, New York!…. Weighing in at 295 pounds!…. CY HEEENNNNNDDDEEEERRRSSSOOOONNNN!!!….
WWEFan: This man has been a force to be reckoned with all on his own since making his shocking return to EAW only back in August. Cy is a man on a mission like no other as he claims to be “hunting truth”, but you can never tell what his true motive may be. One thing is certain: He’s made an enemy out of a former ally in Brian Daniels as Cy taunts Daniels from outside of Daniels’ secondary cell…
(“Pulse Enigma” by Production Theme plays all throughout the arena as an amped Jacob Senn makes his way out to the stage in his usual attire with a custom jacket reading “The Messiah EAW Needs” on the back)
Announcer: Next, making his way to the ring!…. From Chicago, Illinois!… Weighing in at 205 pounds!…. “THE LIBERATOR”…. JACOB SEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!….
Mak: Whether he’s some sort of saving grace for this company or not remains to be seen, but he sure as Hell believes he is by the way he’s been going on about it for months… Nonetheless, you can see from the fire in Jacob’s eyes that he has two primary targets: Zack Crash and the World Heavyweight Championship. The only thing I want to know is which he’s more fixated with.
WWEFan: You raise an interesting point, Mak, but right now it seems we’ve officially got our four secondary cell occupants!
(“Crash” by Decyfer Down plays all throughout the arena as Zack Crash triumphantly makes his way out to the stage in tights, a ponytail, a custom jacket, the World Heavyweight Championship around his waist, and a look of determination)
Announcer: And entering at number two!…. Now making his way to the ring, the Champion!…. From Charleston, West Virginia!…. Weighing in at 225 pounds!…. HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING E-A-W HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOORRLLDD….. “THE REBEL”, ZACK CRRRRAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!….
WWEFan: Some want to put the word “Rebel” on the map, but I think Zack has made it a goal of embedding it on the entire universe by the way he’s gone about things! He’s certainly become a controversial figure since gaining the World Heavyweight Championship and he solidified that with his strong words at the end of last week’s Showdown! Nonetheless, Zack has proudly held the World Heavyweight Championship and will fight his heart out like no other in order to defend it!
(“This Means War” by Ozzy Osbourne and Busta Rhymes as Hades The Hellraiser rides out on a custom World Heavyweight Championship-themed harley davidson motorcycle)
Announcer: And lastly, entering at number one!…. Now making his way to the ring…. From Devil Town, North Carolina!… Weighing in at 312 pounds!…. “THE BIG EVIL”…. HADES! THE!! HEEEELLLLLLLLRRRRRAAAAIIIISSSSEEERRR!!!….
Mak: Here’s MY pick for this contest! He’s got the look, the guts, the attitude, and everything else that goes into being a World Champion! Hades has been given another opportunity to take what is rightfully his tonight and he’s going to do just that! Not only that, he’s gonna be starting this off with the man he was on the verge of defeating at No Regards in Zack Crash! This is perfect!
(Ominous music plays as the four secondary cells ascend while the No Way Out primary cell descends until it reaches the ground while the secondary cells reach its roof)
WWEFan: The World Heavyweight Championship is placed out here at ringside while there is officially no way of getting to it and no way of anyone escaping this structure! This contest is about to commence as Zack and Hades stare down in the middle of the ring!
(DING! DING! DING!)
WWEFan: There’s a straight right hand from Zack Crash right as this contest is officially underway! The countdown has begun for five minutes until a new man enters, but right now it’s a one on one contest as Hades fires back with a stiff right hand of his own! Zack Crash backs up a couple feet… But he’s back again with a forearm this time as it connects to perfection and sends Hades backpedaling into the ropes! Both of these men look like they hate one another with every fiber of their being! HADES CUTS OUT THE MIDDLEMAN AND CHARGES HEAD ON! Zack sidesteps the attack–PINNING ATTEMPT ON HADES WITH A SCHOOLBOY ROLL UP!!
Mak: It’s kicked out of as both men race back up to their feet! Zack is the quickest to his feet as he immediately lays into Hades with a flurry of lefts and rights before the big man can make it back to his feet! Hades uses that big size of his as he sends Zack into the ropes with a single push! ZACK USING THE MOMENTUM OFF THE ROPES! BIG DROPKICK CONNECTS INTO THE BODY OF HADES! ZACK COULD BE–No! Hades rolls to the outside as he seems to be refusing to allow Zack to capture control over this contest any further! This is definitely a good idea on Hades’ part as it gives him time to recuperate and even–ZACK OUT OF NOWHERE AS HIS FEET CONNECT WITH HADES THROUGH THE ROPES! Hades is sent into those unforgiving prison-like bars of the No Way Out structure! Zack doesn’t seem nearly finished with his attack as he rushes off of the adjacent ropes with a full head of steam… SUICIDE DIVE!! IT CONNECTS AS BOTH MEN COLLIDE HARD INTO THE UNFORGIVING STEEL! Hades drops down to the exposed-cement ground below as Zack remains on his feet but checks on that left hand of his to make sure nothing has gone haywire… Zack could be looking to potentially finish off this entire match now as he grabs a hold of Hades and begins to drag him back to his feet… HADES SPRINGS UP AND DRIVES BOTH MEN INTO ONE OF THE NWO MATCH WALLS! The back of Zack’s head just bounces hard off of one of those steel bars! Hades with a body blow! Another! He’s unloading!
WWEFan: Hades seems to have snapped here as he seems to be unleashing everything he’s got into the body of the World Champion! Zack swings with a right hand! Hades is quick enough to dodge it as he picks up Zack.. DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER IMMEDIATELY INTO THE NEARBY RINGPOST! HADES DROPS ZACK WITH A DDT TO THE CEMENT FLOOR TO FOLLOW UP!! Hades looks like he may have finally snapped after that last attack from the World Champion and his rival! Zack could already be busted open here as Hades gets back to his feet and works to drag him back into the ring for a pinning attempt… Zack is sent rolling back into the middle of the ring! AND THE CLOCK IS NOW AT TEN AS HADES RUSHES IN TO COVER ZACK!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!
Mak: KICK OUT FROM ZACK CRASH!!
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!
(A light rapidly goes between the four secondary cells… Before stopping on Brian Daniels)
WWEFan: LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE ENTRANT NUMBER THREE!! Brian Daniels’ cell is lowered down to the ground while Hades looks on from the ring! He realized he has to end this! Hades drags Zack back up to his feet… The World Champion is on spaghetti legs as the electronic lock unlocks on Brian’s cell after it hits the ground!! DECAPITATING BIG BOOT FROM HADES TO THE FACE OF ZACK CRASH!! THERE’S AN IMMEDIATE COVER!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!
Mak: IT’S BROKEN UP AS BRIAN DANIELS COMES OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A HELLACIOUS KICK TO THE SKULL OF HADES! HADES RISES TO HIS KNEES AS HE’S MET WITH A FLURRY OF ONCOMING KICKS STRAIGHT TO THE STERNUM!! BRIAN STOPS THE ATTACK AS HE TAKES A STEP BACK…. ONE FINAL KICK TO THE SKULL!!! IT’S CAUGHT BY HADES! Hades shows incredible speed behind able to easily capture the powerful and educated right foot of Brian as he now.. HE WRAPS A HAND AROUND THE THROAT OF BRIAN!! Hades slowly rising back to his feet as Brian is slowly being depleted of all of his oxygen…. CHOKESLAM!! NO! HADES IS TAKEN DOWN THE HARD WAY AS DANIELS SEEMS TO BE… HE… FOURTH SEAL!!!! HE DRAGGED HADES DOWN TO THE CANVAS AND INTO THE FOURTH SEAL!!!! HADES IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING A STATE IN WHICH HE HAS TWO CHOICES AND THAT IS TO EITHER TAP OR SNAP AND I DON’T THINK HE’LL EVER TAP! DANIELS CONTINUES TO APPLY PRESSURE TO THIS UNFORGIVING HOLD!! BOOT TO THE BACK OF DANIELS’ HEAD! Zack Crash has successfully broken up the Fourth Seal as he grabs a hold of Daniels and drags him back to a vertical base… ZACK SENDS DANIELS CRASHING SHOULDER-FIRST INTO THE NEAREST RINGPOST! Daniels drops to the outside like a damn ragdoll as Zack turns his focus back to Hades…
WWEFan: Hades is definitely hurting after the attack from Daniels, but is it enough to put him away so long as Zack can capitalize? We’re about to find out as Zack drags Hades up… HADES ESCAPES HIS GRIP AND USES ALL HIS STRENGTH TO SEND ZACK SPILLING THROUGH THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE! Zack lands HARD on that merciless cement on the outside as Hades rises back to his feet… Zack and Brian are both back up on opposite sides of the ring… Hades seems conflicted… He… HE RUSHES TOWARDS BRIAN’S SIDE! HADES USING THE MOMENTUM OFF THE ROPES AS HE HEADS TOWARDS ZACK! PLANCHA OVER THE ROPES!!! IT CONNECTS RIGHT INTO ZACK CRASH!! BOTH MEN HAVE BEEN TAKEN OUT! Daniels seems to have immediately realized what just happened as he rolls back into the ring… Hades and Zack are definitely hurting as they race to their feet while the countdown ends again!
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!
(A light randomly goes between the three remaining secondary cells… Stopping on Cy Henderson)
Mak: Just like that, Cy Henderson has been entered into this contest to make it a fatal four-way as he’s lowered down while Hades rises back to his feet… BASEBALL SLIDE CONNECTS INTO HADES FROM DANIELS! HADES SLAMS HARD INTO THE STEEL BARS OFF THE REBOUND! Daniels could be looking to go all the way here as he rushes out to the apron with his sights set directly on a vulnerable Hades… Cy’s cell reaches the ground in the corner behind Hades as it unlocks…. HADES IS UP! DANIELS CHARGES! HE LEAPS OVER HADES AND NAILS CY HENDERSON WITH A FLYING KNEE!!! CY IS BACKED INTO HIS CELL AS BRIAN DANIELS LAYS INTO HIM WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT IN THAT VERY CLAUSTROPHOBIC ENVIRONMENT!! BRIAN UNLOADING WITH KICKS AND PUNCHES ALL OVER HIS RIVAL!! LOOK OUT! HADES LAUNCHES THE TOP OF THE STEEL STEPS DIRECTLY INTO THE BODY OF DANIELS AS CY IS SANDWICHED BETWEEN HIM AND HIS OWN CELL!! Hades seems to have just snapped by this point as he mainly just relies on his brute strength to gain him the World Title! Hades turns his focus back to his original opponent in this contest in Zack as he–BACK BODY DROP FROM ZACK!! HADES BOUNCES OFF THE CEMENT!
WWEFan: Zack seems to have something in mind! He’s got that crazy look in his eyes as he climbs up to the apron… Climbing up all the way to the nearest top turnbuckle!! I think he’s got Hades targeted here, but just what the Hell is he planning to do?! LOOK OUT! ZACK’S FEET ARE PULLED OUT FROM UNDER HIM BY CY HENDERSON!! Zack’s body drops down while his face just NAILS the exposed metal top turnbuckle on his way down! Zack isn’t down just yet! He’s holding on for dear life upon the apron! Blood begins to rush down his face! He’s been busted open as Cy climbs to the apron with him and a devious smile upon his face! CY NAILS ZACK WITH A HEADBUTT TO THE SKULL! Zack fires back with a kick straight to the ribs! Another kick! Zack now with a forearm! Zack is using up everything he’s got in his arsenal from this precarious position! Cy is losing his balance! ZACK WITH A BIG RIGHT HAND! HE MISSES! HE’S PULLED IN! RISING TIDE!!!! THE RISING TIDE CONNECTS ONTO THE CEMENT OFF THE APRON!!! CY JUST NAILED THE WORLD CHAMPION WITH A MARVELOUS BLOW LIKE NO OTHER!! CY NEEDS TO CAPITALIZE! HE’S HURT, BUT HE NEEDS TO! CY GRABS A HOLD OF ZACK… DRAGGING HIM BACK UP… HE ROLLS THE WORLD CHAMPION BACK INTO THE RING…. CY SLIDES INTO THE RING AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS!! NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!…..
Mak: THE PIN IS BROKEN UP AS CY IS DRAGGED OUT OF THE RING! IT’S BOTH HADES AND DANIELS! THEY SIMULTANEOUSLY THROW CY SPINE-FIRST INTO THE STEEL BARS!! Here comes another entrant!
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!
(A light randomly goes between the two remaining secondary cells… Stopping on Jacob Senn)
WWEFan: Things are really picking up here! Jacob is looking to give a friendly hello to his rival, Zack Crash, and he’s looking to take his World Title away in the process! Hades and Daniels are now going at it on the outside of the ring while Senn’s cell makes it to the ground! It unlocks as Jacob wastes no time rushing into the ring to see one Zack Crash bloodied and damaged… Senn seems to be looking for nothing but a fight here! The World Champion is obviously in no shape, but Senn doesn’t give a damn! He’s demanding Zack get to his feet! Zack seems as though he may not be all there! Senn may not get the fight he wanted after all! Senn gives up and makes his way over to Zack as he gets in his face; demanding him to fight him! Senn now pulling Zack up as he–LOW BLOW!!! ZACK JUST NAILED JACOB SENN WITH A LOW BLOW OUT OF NOWHERE!! SENN DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS AS A FURIOUS ZACK CRASH MOUNTS HIS RIVAL AND BEGINS THROWING A SERIES OF SHOTS STRAIGHT INTO THE DEFENSELESS SENN!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THE LENGTHS THE WORLD CHAMPION WILL GO SOMETIMES! It’s completely legal, but jeez! Hades and Daniels continue on the outside as Hades is backed into the nearest ringpost… DANIELS WITH A HIGH KICK TO THE SKULL! HADES DUCKS IT AS THE RIGHT LEG OF DANIELS NAILS THE RINGPOST!
Mak: Hades looks to take advantage in a big way here as he immediately pulls Daniels in to slam him spine-first into the steel bars of the NWO match! Hades repeating that same move as Daniels seems to rapidly becoming woozy! Hades now gets in the face of Daniels as Daniels drops to one knee… Hades telling Daniels to his face that he and nobody else is going to win this! Daniels is pulled back to his feet as he… IRISH WHIP INTO THE STEEL BARS!! NO! Daniels stops it before he collides with them! HADES CHARGES FROM BEHIND! DANIELS WITH A BACKFLIP OFF OF THE STEEL BARS?! HOW THE HELL?! DANIELS LANDS IT AS A SHOCKED HADES TURNS AROUND TO MEET A HIGH KICK TO THE SKULL! CY RUSHES IN FROM BEHIND TO DRIVE DANIELS’ BODY INTO THOSE STEEL BARS NONETHELESS TO ENACT HIS REVENGE! Zack and Senn continue to duke it out in the ring as both men slowly rise to their feet! Both men have equal footing as they simultaneously rise… Senn seems to be taking control! SENN CRACKS SKULLS WITH ZACK AS CY ATTACKS FROM BEHIND!! Zack is sent reeling into the ropes as Senn is continually attacked by Cy! Cy with a HARD irish whip as Senn’s body nails that exposed metal of the turnbuckles! Here comes our final participant!!
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!
(Devan Dubian’s secondary cell is lowered down as the final entrant)
WWEFan: He may be “tardy to the party” but he certainly maintains an advantage over everyone else in this contest as he is one-hundred percent unscathed… At least for now… Cy nails Senn with a back body drop in the ring as Devan’s cell makes it to the ground… Senn is in visible pain here as he rises back to his feet… Cy could be looking to take him down with something big here… LOOK OUT! ZACK DROPS CY WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS!! THE WORLD CHAMPION LAYING INTO CY WITHOUT MERCY! HE LOOKS LIKE A MADMAN, JUDGING BY THE DERANGED LOOK IN HIS EYES AND THE CRIMSON MASK OF BLOOD HE’S SPORTING!! JUDGMENT!!!! JACOB SENN JUST LEVELED ZACK WITH THAT SUPERKICK OUT OF NOWHERE! HE FINALLY NAILS HIS RIVAL! ZACK DROPS TO THE CANVAS AS SENN COVERS HIM! HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!…….
Mak: 450 SPLASH!!!! DEVAN DUBIAN JUST NAILED BOTH SENN AND ZACK WITH A 450 SPLASH TO BREAK UP THE PIN!! THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AS DEVAN MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET! HE GOES DOWN FOR THE COVER ON SENN!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!……
WWEFan: IT’S BROKEN UP AS DANIELS FLIES IN OUT OF NOWHERE THIS TIME WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK AS IT NAILS DEVAN!! Devan is sent rolling off of the body of Senn as Daniels seems to be looking to take him down! Devan seems to be trapped within the nearest corner here as he climbs back to his feet… DANIELS CHARGES WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM! RUNNING DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF DEVAN DUBIAN!! DANIELS IS GAINING MORE AND MORE MOMENTUM AS HE’S BACK TO HIS FEET AND RUSHES INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER… HE CHARGES AGAIN!! ANOTHER DROPKICK OFF OF THE FACE OF DEVAN!! DANIELS STILL ISN’T FINISHED AS HE RUSHES BACK INTO THAT CORNER ONCE AGAIN WHILE DEVAN DROPS ON HIS ASS IN THE CORNER… DANIELS CHARGES… HE’S TURNED INSIDE OUT AS DANIELS IS CAUGHT WITH A DEVASTATING CLOTHESLINE OUT OF NOWHERE!! All six of these men are putting one another through absolute HELL in this contest! They are holding no punches! They are doing all that they can to achieve the victory! Brian Daniels may very well be the target of a heinous attack here as Hades continues to beat down on him with several boots to the body! Daniels now… Being dragged up… HADES PICKS HIM UP!! DANIELS IS FIGHTING! HE’S NOT GIVING UP AS HE SENDS MULTIPLE SHOTS INTO HADES!
Mak: HADES CHARGES INTO THE NEAREST CORNER WITH DANIELS IN TOW… LAST CALL!!!! THE LAST CALL CONNECTS AS DANIELS IS LAUNCHED OVER THE RING CORNER AND DIRECTLY INTO THE CORNER CHAINS OF THE NEAREST SECONDARY CELL AND CORNER OF THE PRIMARY CELL!! DANIELS HAS BEEN LAID OUT UPON ONE OF THOSE SECONDARY CELLS ON THE GROUND OUT HERE! HE MAY BE OUT OF THE EQUATION FOR GOOD! Hades looks utterly pleased with the pain he just inflicted on Brian Daniels! This guy is great! ZACK CRASH WITH A ROLLING ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL OF HADES FROM BEHIND! HE PULLS HIM IN?! NO! NO! CRASH TEST!!!! THE CRASH TEST EMPHATICALLY CONNECTS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! HADES HAS SOMEHOW BEEN LAID OUT!! ZACK COVERS HADES!! HE MAY HAVE DONE IT!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!………
WWEFan: CY HENDERSON OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A BIG SPLASH, BUT IT’S MISSED AS ZACK ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND IT CONNECTS ONTO HADES! I don’t think Cy anticipated that as he rushes back to his feet, but he’s immediately met with a powerful left hand from Zack! CY COMES BACK AS HE UNLOADS ON ZACK WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT! THE WORLD CHAMPION IS QUICKLY BEING TRAPPED WITHIN THE NEAREST CORNER! LOOK OUT! ZACK MANAGES TO PICK CY UP AND DROPS HIM FACE-FIRST UPON AN EXPOSED TOP TURNBUCKLE!! A stream of blood begins to run down the face of a woozy Cy Henderson as he backpedals.. ZACK PULLS HIM IN!! ADRENALINE RUSH!!!! THE ADRENALINE RUSH CONNECTS!!! ZACK ONCE AGAIN PUTS HIMSELF IN POSITION TO WIN THIS!! HE… HE COVERS CY!! THIS IS IT!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!………….
Mak: DEVAN DUBIAN BREAKS IT UP WITH A BIG BASEBALL SLIDE!! That nailed Zack directly in the skull and that is not a good place to get hit when you’re rapidly losing blood! Zack is definitely feeling the affects of all of the damage he’s accumulated thus far as he scrambles to get to his feet in the nearest corner… DEVAN CHARGES AND CONNECTS WITH A CORNER SPLASH! Zack may have run out of luck in this contest as Devan now lays into him with an onslaught of blows to the body.. Zack bursts through the offense of Devan with a headbutt to the skull! Zack with a big right hand! It’s missed as Zack quickly spins around! JAPANESE ARMDRAG! ZACK’S BODY JUST NAILS THOSE METAL TURNBUCKLES IN THE NEAREST CORNER! He’s in a bad place in this contest! He’s battered! He’s beaten! Devan is looking to put this match to an end as he drags Zack back to his feet with malicious intent on his mind… HE PICKS HIM UP!! BRAINBUSTER!!!! NO–ZACK IS FIGHTING BACK! ZACK DRIVES A KNEE INTO THE SKULL OF DEVAN! ANOTHER KNEE! ZACK DROPS DOWN, BACK TO HIS FEET! HE’S LAYING INTO DEVAN WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT! HE PULLS DEVAN IN….
WWEFan: REBEL YELL!!!! STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI CONNECTS FROM JACOB SENN STRAIGHT TO ZACK CRASH!! ZACK IS STOPPED DEAD IN HIS TRACKS BY SENN! Zack drops to the canvas like a sack of bricks after that one as Senn seems to be the man in control now! Senn is blindsided with a right hand from Devan! No! He catches him! DEVIL-LOCK DDT CONNECTS!! What a move that was as Senn seems to be firmly in the driver’s seat of this contest by this point! BIG BOOT TO THE FACE FROM HADES THE HELLRAISER!! Hades is back in this contest and with a vengeance! Hades grabs a hold of a damaged Senn and drags him up… Setting him atop the nearest top turnbuckle as he climbs up there with him! HADES IS SETTING HIM UP… SUPERPLEX!!! SENN IS FIGHTING IT! SENN ISN’T LETTING IT HAPPEN! CY HENDERSON RUSHES IN FOR A POTENTIAL ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP ON HADES! DEVAN DUBIAN CLIMBS BACK TO HIS FEET FOR A POSSIBLE GERMAN SUPLEX ON CY! ZACK STUMBLES OVER AND HOOKS IN A POTENTIAL BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX ON DEVAN! ALL FIVE OF THESE MEN ARE LOCKED UP WITH ONE ANOTHER! HOLD ON! LOOK AT THIS! BRIAN DANIELS IS BACK IN THIS AS HE CLIMBS FROM THAT SECONDARY CELL TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE BEHIND SENN! DANIELS LEAPS OVER ALL FIVE MEN FOR A SUNSET FLIP ON ZACK!!! SUPERPLEX ON SENN INTO AN ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP ON HADES INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX ON CY INTO A BACK BODY DROP ON DEVAN INTO A SUNSET FLIP PIN ON ZACK AS DANIELS MAY HAVE IT!!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!…………. THREE!!!!!!
Mak: ZACK CRASH KICKS OUT!!! HE’S STILL IN THIS! THERE IS NOTHING THAT CAN KEEP THIS MAN DOWN, I SWEAR! Daniels thought he had this contest won and so did I for a split second! All five men now racing to get to their feet…. It seems to be anyone’s game here… CY PULLS IN HADES!! RISING TIDE!!!! THE RISING TIDE CONNECTS AS DEVAN NAILS BRIAN DANIELS WITH A SUPERKICK!! CY AND DEVAN MEET FACE TO FACE AS CY GETS UP! DEVAN WITH ANOTHER SUPERKICK!! CY CATCHES THE FOOT OF DEVAN! HE PULLS HIM IN! RISING TIDE!!!! JUDGMENT!!!! SENN TAKES OUT CY WITH THE JUDGMENT!!! DEVAN TURNS AROUND! JUDGMENT!!!! SENN IS LITERALLY DELIVERING JUDGMENT ON ALL OF THESE COMPETITORS!! SENN SENDS HADES AND DANIELS AND DEVAN AND CY DROPPING HARD ONTO THE CEMENT ON THE OUTSIDE AS HE SEEMS TO HAVE FINALLY FOUND HIMSELF AGAIN ALONE WITH ZACK! Zack is a bloody mess by this point as he drags himself back to his feet… Zack stumbles forward with a forearm to the face of Senn out of desperation! Senn fires back with a big right hand! Zack with a left hand! Senn with a European uppercut! Zack with a European uppercut of his own! ZACK WITH A ROLLING ELBOW! It’s blocked by Senn!
WWEFan: ROLLING ELBOW FROM SENN! IT CONNECTS AS ZACK BACKS UP A COUPLE FEET! ZACK SWINGS! JUDGMENT!!!! ANOTHER POWERFUL SUPERKICK CONNECTS ON ZACK AS JACOB DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER!! THIS IS IT!! NEW WORLD CHAMPION! NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!……….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!………..
Mak: KICK OUT!! ZACK KICKS OUT OF IT! HE’S NOT FINISHED! Senn can hardly believe the resilience of Zack no matter how many times he sees it! Senn pushes the Referee out of his way as he rises to his feet… Senn seems intent on ending this contest as he climbs up to the nearest top turnbuckle…. Senn… HE’S PERCHED! REVELATION!!!! THE REVELATION CONNECTS TO PERFECTION ON ZACK CRASH!! SENN COVERS HIM!! THIS IS IT! THIS IS IT!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!!!
WWEFan: ZACK CRASH KICKS OUT?! HE KICKS OUT!! THE WORLD CHAMPION IS STILL IN THIS!! SENN LOOKS LIKE HE’S LOST IT! HE CAN’T BELIEVE ZACK WON’T STAY DOWN! SHADES OF THEIR SHOWDOWN CONTEST, BUT THIS IS TEN TIMES WORSE! ZACK IS A BEATEN MAN! HE LITERALLY WILL NOT STOP FIGHTING! Senn…. Senn seems to be taking hold of Zack… FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! HE’S GOT A FUJIWARA ARMBAR IN ON THAT LEFT ARM OF ZACK!! SENN’S NOT SHOWING ANY MERCY… HE’S…. SENN… WHAT ARE–JESUS!! I THINK JACOB SENN JUST SNAPPED THE GODDAMN LEFT ARM OF ZACK CRASH!!!! I THINK HE JUST BROKE ZACK’S ARM!! SENN WASN’T EVEN TRYING TO WIN THERE! The Referee pulls Senn off of Zack as Senn seems utterly satisfied with what he’s just done! The Referee is checking on Zack as the World Champion drops to the outside in pain! The Referee follows behind as Senn looks on at what he’s just done with pleasure! HE–CAUSTIC ECHO!!!! SENN IS DROPPED WITH THE CAUSTIC ECHO OUT OF NOWHERE!! BRIAN DANIELS IS BACK IN THIS! HE COULD WIN THIS! DANIELS RUSHES AND IMMEDIATELY NAILS CY ON THE OUTSIDE WITH A DROPKICK THROUGH THE ROPES! DANIELS CHARGES OVER AND NAILS HADES WITH A DROPKICK OFF THE APRON! DEVAN DUBIAN RUSHES IN THROUGH THE ROPES! DANIELS NAILS HIM WITH AN AXE KICK TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL! DANIELS HAS TAKEN OUT THE OTHERS! HE MAY DO IT!
Mak: SENN IS BACK TO HIS FEET AS DANIELS AS HIM TARGETED! CAUSTIC ECHO!!!! IT MISSES!! JUDGMENT!!!! DANIELS CATCHES THE FOOT OF SENN! HE SPINS HIM AROUND! CAUSTIC ECHO!!!! A SECOND CAUSTIC ECHO CONNECTS AS DANIELS DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER!!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
WWEFan: HE DID IT!! WE HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
(“Dragonborn” by Jeremy Soule plays all throughout the arena as a stunned Brian Daniels gets to his knees in the middle of the ring and celebrates)
Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST BY PINFALL….. AND NNNNNNEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW E-A-W HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!…… BRIAN DAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNIIIIIIEEEEEEELLLLLLSSSSS!!!!
(The No Way Out primary cell and secondary cells are elevated as the Referee awards the World Heavyweight Championship to a teary-eyed Brian Daniels)
WWEFan: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION AND HIS NAME IS BRIAN DANIELS!! No longer “Uncrowned” as he put it! Daniels has just gone the distance tonight at Territorial Invasion! He has just overcome the odds! Brian Daniels has slain five other dragons and has earned the right to walk out of the utterly hellacious contest that is the No Way Out match and the sixth-annual Territorial Invasion with his head held high and his first ever World Championship around his waist!
Mak: I’m really shocked he managed to somehow pull that off! How the Hell did he do that when up against somebody like Hades?!
WWEFan: What a monumental way to kick off Territorial Invasion! Tonight we have already become witnesses to a tremendous moment as we crown a brand new World Heavyweight Champion! Brian Daniels has worked his heart out to make to to this moment! He has clawed his way back up the totem pole time and time again and has overcome his demons and all of the critics that said he wasn’t good enough! Like I said, tonight, Brian Daniels has gone the distance! Congratulations to the new World Heavyweight Champion!
(Brian Daniels holds up the EAW World Heavyweight Championship high above his head while standing on the top turnbuckle as several E.M.Ts check the condition of Zack Crash)
( Camera cuts backstage to Masters talking on the phone. Dan Medico stands next to him looking a bit nervous )
Masters: I know… Yeah… Why are you telling me this again? We all went over this, we’ll do our part, don’t worry… I don’t know why you’re being like this… Why are you being so paranoid?… What? Don’t be crazy… Look… We all know what’s going on, we’ll see you later, good luck champ.
( Masters hangs up the phone and shakes his head as he and Dan Medico start to walk )
Dan: So… we’re really going to do this?
( They approach Master’s office, Masters unlocks the door and it swings open, you can see the faces of Liam Catterson, Charlene Appleby, Johnny Ventura and StarrStan )
Masters: We need to talk.
( Masters closes the door and locks it )
( House of Glass teaser plays )
( Camera shows the RA standing at ringside )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: The following match will be contested for the UNIFIEEED TAAAAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!
( “Fire in your Eyes” by Chase and Status hits over the loudspeakers, and Jaywalker emerges from the back followed by Y2Impact with the Unified Tag Titles over their shoulders )
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, at a combined weight in 466 POOOOOOUNNNDDDSSSS….. they are the team of Y2IMPACT and JAYWALKER. THE UNIFIED TAAAG TEAM CHAMPIOOOONSSS.. ”THE MERITOCRACY” QUINTESSENTIAAAAAAAAAAAALLL TRAIILLLLLLBLAZEEERSSSSS!!!
HYC: Ready to defend their tag team gold against, dare I say, bitter rivals! Quintessential Trailblazers have a score to settle.. or at the very least a bone to pick with their opponents tonight, but it’s almost easy to forget that the gold is what this is truly about tonight.
Stew: And these men look phenomenal carrying this gold. Will this be the last we see of them?
HYC: Well that’s NOT a safe bet. You could never count these two out.
( “Medal” by Jim Johnston hits as Starrstan walks out followed by Johnny Ventura, and the crowd instantly springs to “you suck” chants )
Ring Announcer: Their opponents… at a combined weight of 475 POOOOUNDSS… the team of JOHNNY VENTURA and E-FEDS GOLD MEDALIST, STAAAAAAAAAAARRRR STAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Stew: And in UNISON, Starr’s hometown crowd with that… well… unnerving chant!
HYC: Well technically this isn’t his hometown, but certainly Starr’s reputation precedes his crowd reactions.. the man is an AMAZING wrestler who’s held multiple World Titles in the past, and the fact that he’s got a young man like Johnny Ventura under him learning all of his tricks is quite frankly a dangerous thing!
( Starr and Ventura are stood across from Imp and Jay, and Ventura is mouthing off to Impact )
Stew: JV has some not-so kind words to say for Impact as we’re here in Heinz Field standing before a gigantic score of EAW fans, and IMPACT WITH A SHOVE TO JV’S CHEST! And Starr is confronting Imp and Jay gets into Starr’s face now! The ref trying to his best to separate the four of them, and it appears Ventura will stay in the ring and lock horns with Impact… and the ref signals for the match to start!
HYC: IMPACT with a shot to JV’s face, and sends a few more strikes where that came from, and JV is FIRING back with a punch, and a knife edged chop, and a PALM CHOP to the chest and a SLAP TO THE FACE OF IMPACT! Impact turns around, facing the crowd and smirking after that mean one to the face…. and Imp hits a SPINNING BACKFIST TO JV, but Ventura ducks that, kicks Imp into the gut and goes for the NECKBREAKER… Imp spins out of that and hoists for a back suplex… NO, ATOMIC DROP! And Imp twirls Ventura around and nails a REVERSE ATOMIC DROP, RIGHT TO THE JEWELS and Imp follows with a STEP-UP ENZIGURI, sending Ventura tumbling through the middle ropes to the apron!
Stew: Ventura is seated on the apron and DOWN GOES JV WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE FROM IMP! But Ventura lands on his feet… and Impact SPRINGS OVER THE ROPES FOR A SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE AND NAILS HIM, TAKING HIM DOWN! Ventura is spread out on the ground, and Impact digs under the apron and pulls out a Trashcan and SMASHES THAT OVER JV’S ARM AS HE’S RISING! Ventura stumbles towards the barricade, holding that arm that’s just been hit and meets an oncoming Impact! KICK TO THE GUT, Ventura fires back with the kick, and snatches the trashcan away from Imp as he DRIVES IMP INTO THE RINGPOST, THE BACK OF IMPACT’S HEAD HITTING THE POST! Ventura rolls Imp in the ring and climbs to the apron, walking over to Starr to tag him in as Starr enters a ring to meet a recovering Impact..
HYC: BELLY TO BELLY THROW! IMP SENT HURTLING IN THE AIR! Starr awaits for Imp to get up to his feet, and meanwhile Ventura rolls in a trashcan to the ring while Starr grabs Impact… ANOTHER BELLY TO BELLY THROW ONTO THE METAL CAN! But Imp lands on his feet right behind Starr, stopping his fall and Imp from behind hooks both of Starr’s arms.. TIGER SUPLEX!! … No, Starr delivers a headbutt to Imps face! Imp is weakening the grip and Starr’s trying to rip away, but IMP LIFTS STARR ANYWAY AND NAILS IT INTO THE TRASHCAN! Impact springs up, and tags in Jaywalker as Jay enters, and now Starr is trying his best to pull himself out from that dented up can… but JAY HELPS HIM OUT AND LIFTS HIM UP FOR THE TORTURE RACK!!!!
Stew: Starr REFUSES to let it happen! Starr rolls down Jay’s back from behind and hooks the waist for a German! But Jay hits an elbow to the ears and side of the head, three right elbows and one left as Starr backs away and Jay delivers a right hand, sending Starr stumbling back to the corner.. and JAY CONNECTS THE RUNNING UPPERCUT INTO THE CORNERED STARR! And Impact, who’s walked over towards that corner tags him self in as Imp heads to the top rope and Jay pulls Starr out of the corner.. just to get HIT WITH A DIVING BULLDOG FROM IMPACT! STARR HITS THE MAT IN A BAD WAY, AND ROLLS TO HIS BACK AS JAY BACKS INTO THE ROPES AND IMP SPRINGS OFF THE OTHER SIDE.. KNEEDROP FROM JAY, LIONSAULT FROM IMPACT!!! AND IMP HOOKS THE LEGS! OOOOOOOOONEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOO!!! VENTURA WITH THE UNIFIED TITLE BELTS CLOCKS IMP OVER THE SKULL!
HYC: Jay immediately storms over to JV, SHOT TO THE MIDSECTION, AND A SHOT TO THE CHIN WITH THAT BELT LAYING JAY OUT! The referee orders Ventura back out of the ring, and Ventura has done well in saving this match for he and his partner, as Starr was certainly in no position to kick out! Starr is on his side trying to recover from that awful onslaught, and Impact is on his knees holding his head as he gets up to his feet… and CHARGES FOR VENTURA, SENDING A FOREARM KNOCKING HIM OFF THE APRON! But here comes Starr, picking the perfect time to spring up from behind and nail a GERMAN SUPLEX! He pulls Impact up… SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX! And returns to his feet again and he nails his THIRD ONE AS A BACK TO BELLY, SENDING IMP RIGHT ONTO HIS GUT! Impact comes up to his knees, writing in pain and Starr runs up to him… DDT! PLANTING Imp, and Starr rolls Imp to his back and hooks the leg! OOOOOOOONEEE… TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!! … Impact kicks out!
Stew: Starr returns up now, and he tags in Ventura and takes some time to recuperate as JV enters and Impact is trying his darnedest to rise to his feet… Impact is back, and JV BACKS INTO THE ROPES AND CONNECTS THE LAST RITES!!!! SOMERSAULT CUTTER FROM BEHIND, AND JV HOOKS THE LEG! OOOOOOOOOONEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!! …. IMP KICK OUT! Ventura seems to be unhappy with this, and he’s mounted over him and delivering several forearms to the face of the 5 time World Champion, including a final one that ends with JV pressing that forearm into Imps face! JV rises and STOMPS on Imp’s hand.. and now he’s looking towards Jay at the corner, and is STOMPING onto Imp’s knee, STOMP to the other limp, STOMP to the chest and is JAYWALKING ONTO IMP, AND ENDS IT WITH A KNEE TO THE SKULL! Impact rolls over and is trying to use the ring ropes to pull him up… and Ventura pulls him away and is going for the snap suplex..
HYC: IMP REVERSES IT! Ventura goes crashing to his back, and Impact is sitting up desperate to get to his partner… and Jay is tagged in! Ventura is back up and Jay delivers knife-edged chops and hits the irish whip… but Ventura reverses it, as Jay is sent to the ropes! But Jay stops himself from rebounding as JV charges foreward… SPINEBUSTER!!! SPINEBUSTER BY VENTURA! And Jay stands over Ventura.. SHOT TO THE ARM! STOMP to the hand! STOMP to the leg! STOMP to the knee! STOMP TO THE GUT, ANOTHER STOMP, ANOTHER STOMP, KICK TO THE FACE, REPAYING HIM FOR THAT EARLIER JAYWALK AND FOLLOWS WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE!
Stew: Ventura getting back up and Jaywalker is already on the apron… and JAY CONNECTS THE SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SMASH!! But Ventura ducks it!!! Jay hits the mat holding his arm, and Starr is BEGGING for the tag! JV see’s Starrs request… but JV turns a blind eye now as he pulls Jaywalker up and whips him to the knee, wrenches the arm and connects an ARMBREAKER! Ventura grabs Jay’s arm again now and hooks it.. and drops a UNIQUE DDT SENDING JAY’S ELBOW INTO THE MAT, AN ELBOW DDT! Ventura is wiping his brown and Starr is again calling JV, ready for a tag and ready to execute whatever plan he has in his head.. but it appears JV is telling Starr that he’s gonna handle it! Starr is SHOCKED!
Starr (without mic): TAG ME IN HERE RIGHT NOW!!!
Stew: Venutra is re-assuring Starr that he has this covered, and JV turns around.. and HERE COMES JAY, but Ventura hits a low dropkick sending Jay down and hooks Jay from behind… nailing the SAITO SUPLEX!! BUT JAY LANDS ON HIS FEET FROM BEHIND STARR AND NAILS THE TRANCENSION LARIAT!!! JV IS TAKEN OUT, AND STARR ENTERS THE RING AND IS CHARGING AT TOWARDS JAY.. but LOOK, FROM OUTSIDE THE RING, IMP SLIDES STARR OUT AND DELIVERS THE CODEBREAKER!!!! Stan has been DROPPED! Jaywalker in the ring now grabs JV’s lowerbody… and is going for THE CANADIAN MAPLE LEAF!!!! JAYWALKER HAS IT LOCKED IN, VENTURA HAS NOWHERE TO GO… AND HE’S TAPPING! QT ARE STILL CHAMPS!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( “Fire in your Eyes” hits as Impact enters the ring with the UTTC belts, hands one to Jay and both men celebrate )
RA: Here are your winners and STILLLL THE UNIFIED CHAMPIONS.. QUINTESSENTIAAAALLLL TRRAILLLLBLAZERRS!!!!
Stew: How about that bizarre behavior from Ventura?
HYC: He got cocky! He got too fucking cocky! He THOUGHT he had Jaywalker, but for all we know Jay had the ending of the match mapped out in his head before he even executed it! How the HELL can you even fathom doing that!?
Stew: It was close, Chico, Ventura did hit a few big moves but the Trailblazers are just way too good at what they do and they leave this one STILL Champions! My real question is.. what will Starr think about this?!
(Camera cuts back to the Heart Break Boy’s fist clutching a crucifix necklace)
HBB: There is absolutely nothing stopping me from what I’m going to do to you, Sekaiichi. Absolutely NOTHING. I told the Lord that I would burn you alive at No Regards and I failed. I can admit how wrong it is to harm another person in the name of anything, let alone a religion or beliefs… But the thing is that you, Sekaiichi, are no person. You are no man. You are not a human. You are not someone who has natural emotions, thoughts, and beliefs. You are a person who takes pleasure in pain and hurt that you inflict on others and what other inflict upon you. You have committed blasphemous act after blasphemous act and not once have you shown any ounce of humanity left in your body. You did not hesitate to burn me alive… You did not hesitate to convince MY childhood friends to make me into some sort of sacrifice… You haven’t hesitated one bit or batted even a single eyelash at the heinous things you’ve done since you become this monster you are. You’re not Robbie V and no longer have an expectations to see him again. What I’m going to do tonight is what you believe nobody else can do… Defeat you. Humiliate you. I’m going to exercise this company and this industry. I’m going to purge the World of “The Legendary” Sekaiichi, even if it takes my dignity or my friends or anything else… Some call this an obsession, but I call it a passion. A passion to rid the World of the wicked. People have ignored you for too long. They point their finger and blame the other evils of this World, because they’re too blind to see the evil right under their noses. It’s time to expose this evil to the World. I’m going to kill this disease before it spreads. Amen.
(The Heart Break Boy leaves from view of the camera as it fades to black)
(Graphic for “The Legendary” Sekaiichi versus The Heart Break Boy is shown)
WWEFan: Up next is a very personal contest that culminates a rivalry the likes of which are rare… It’s gone beyond insulting a man’s personal life, but his own beliefs and taunting and humiliating and even torturing him for them… I will say this now that I can’t wait to see the Heart Break Boy kick Sekaiichi’s ass!
(Video package plays featuring the song “Cold” by Aqualung and Lucy Schwartz; highlighting The Heart Break Boy and Robbie V’s friendship to Robbie’s transformation to “The Legendary” Sekaiichi and the Heart Break Boy’s born-again Christianity… To Sekaiichi throwing a fireball in the Heart Break Boy’s face at Mid-Summer Massacre… The Heart Break Boy superkicking Sekaiichi three times to no avail… The Heart Break Boy’s vow to God to burn Sekaiichi alive… Sekaiichi and the Heart Break Boy’s childhood friends trapping him upon a wooden cross and burning him alive at No Regards… The shocking return of a non-scarred Heart Break Boy…. The attempt to crucify the Heart Break Boy, resulting in the capture of Damien Murrow by HBB…. And finally, a desperate Heart Break Boy calling Sekaiichi a “monster” and “evil” and asking for one more opportunity to purge him of this World before being met face to face with Sekaiichi)
(Camera cuts back to the ring as a Christian church gospel choir makes their way out to each side of the stage while “Blood on the Leaves” by Kanye West begins to play)
Mak: What the Hell…
(The choir begins to sing an acoustic hymn as “Blood on the Leaves” continues while the arena is filled with a blinding white light)
WWEFan: I should have brought sunglasses! I can’t see anything!
(The lights return to normal as the Heart Break Boy now appears on the top of the ramp on his knees; seemingly praying…. The Heart Break Boy triumphantly raises his head as the chorus to “Blood on the Leaves” picks up while golden pyro explodes all across the stage…. The Heart Break Boy jumps to his feet to reveal his new custom white and gold tights as he makes his way down the ramp)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall!…. First, making his way to the ring…. From Chicago, Illinois!…. Weighing in at 220 pounds!…. HE IS THE “GOLDEN BOY”…. THE HEART! BREAK!! BOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY!!!….
WWEFan: Well this is not a side of the Heart Break Boy I’m accustomed to seeing at all! He’s definitely on his A-game tonight! He’s even sporting tights as opposed to his usual more baggy attire! HBB looks like he’s here ready to fight like never before!
(The lights in the arena go out as the Heart Break Boy enters the ring)
Mak: Oh boy…
(Fire is ignited all around the edges of the stage)
( //youtu.be/gpS01ICnNiA?t=11s continues to play all throughout the arena as a hole seemingly appears in the middle of the stage with fire bursting out of it…. A figure begins to rise from it that’s revealed to be “The Legendary” Sekaiichi; dressed in devil-inspired blood red attire as well as red cat eyes-like contacts in his eyes as he’s raised up to the stage and walks through the fire)
Announcer: And his opponent!…. Now making his way to the ring…. From Las Vegas, Nevada!…. Weighing in at 237 pounds!…. “THE LEGENDARY” SEEEEEEKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAIIIICCCCCHHHHHIIIIII!!!….
Mak: Jesus… Er, Lucifer? This guy’s a nut! I guess he makes it easy to see that this is a battle of light and dark! These guys look like they go beyond anything human! They just might go beyond anything human tonight! They look like they wanna tear each other apart as Sekaiichi takes off his eccentric attire and stares down with the Heart Break Boy with those just plain disturbing contacts of his!
(DING! DING! DING!)
WWEFan: There’s the bell to officially get this contest underway as neither man moves a muscle… It seems as though Sekaiichi hasn’t brought his Agents of Extreme with him, but you never know if they could be concealing themselves within the crowd or anywhere else for that matter… HBB seems to be having a word with Sekaiichi face to face, but Sekaiichi has not done a thing. He looks like a damn statue… Hold on! I think I spoke too soon! A wicked smile seems to be growing across the face of Sekaiichi! He looks like… I don’t know what the Hell to make of this guy! HBB with an immediate shot to the face of Sekaiichi! Sekaiichi fires back with a shot of his own to the face of HBB! HBB replies with a backhand chop to the chest of Sekaiichi! Another backhand chop! ANOTHER! Sekaiichi has quickly been backed up into the ropes as HBB lays into him with an onslaught of shots! Sekaiichi doesn’t even seem to be attempting to defend himself! HBB TOPS IT OFF WITH A FINAL CLOSED-FIST SHOT TO THE FACE OF SEKAIICHI! What a shot that was! Sekaiichi… He seems to have wiped off a bit of blood from that blow and turns back to HBB with that same wicked smile on his face! This guy acts like that did nothing to him! SEKAIICHI WITH A FOREARM TO THE FACE OF HBB! HBB ATTEMPTS TO BLOCK HIS FACE FROM FURTHER DAMAGE, BUT SEKAIICHI ANTICIPATES IT AS HE NAILS HBB WITH RAPID BODY BLOWS! That last shot looked like it may have knocked the wind out of HBB!
Mak: Sekaiichi seals it with a backhand SLAP right across the face of HBB! I can’t believe it! Sekaiichi seems to have absolutely no respect for the man he once saw as a brother! HBB almost can’t believe it himself, but then again, he’s known this is not the man he knew once before from their last encounter at No Regards… HBB CONNECTS WITH A HIP TOSS! Sekaiichi rapidly approaching a vertical base here… He’s dropped once again with a beautiful dropkick from HBB! Sekaiichi is quickly on the rise once again! HBB LEAPS FORWARD WITH A FLYING FOREARM AS BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! That’s something you don’t see early on in a match from HBB, but it seems he’s doing all he can to keep this monster of a man down! HBB kips back up to his feet! He’s feeling the momentum shift into his favor as he awaits for Sekaiichi to get back up.. Sekaiichi’s up and he immediately eats several more unforgiving closed-fist shots from HBB! Sekaiichi seems to be getting more and more wobbly here! HBB SCOOPS SEKAIICHI UP… AND SLAMS HIM DOWN HARD ONTO THE CANVAS! HBB may be completely in the driver’s seat by this point as he begins climbing up to the nearest top turnbuckle…. He’s perched! HBB LEAPS! HEART BREAK ELBOW!! HBB IMMEDIATELY COVERS SEKAIICHI!!
WWEFan: Sekaiichi emphatically kicks out of the cover as HBB is forced off of him in the process! Sekaiichi still has more than enough life left in him and HBB knows it! HBB knows he needs to knock his opponent down a few pegs and I think he’s going to do that the only way he knows how! HBB gets back to his feet and backs up into the nearest corner…. He raises a foot… And stomps it down as loudly as possible! HBB continues those stomps in such a sweet melody that we’ve heard time and time again! HBB is looking to end this contest right here and now! He’s looking to purge both this company and the World of Sekaiichi and he may achieve that with just one kick! SEKAIICHI’S UP! GOLDPRINT!!!! SEKAIICHI DODGES OUT OF THE WAY! HE’S QUICK! Sekaiichi immediately meets HBB with a vicious toe kick to the mid-section and pulls him in! HE’S GOT HBB UP!! HE COULD BE LOOKING FOR THE SAKUJO SCREWDRIVER!!! HBB IS FIGHTING IT WITH ALL OF HIS MIGHT! SEKAIICHI DROPS HBB DOWN ONTO HIS KNEE WITH A BRAINBUSTER-LIKE MANEUVER! HBB may not have anything left in him after that! What a move! Sekaiichi could go for a cover, but he seems to refuse…
Mak: No, I think Sekaiichi is going to enjoy inflicting pain onto HBB! This guy is a total lunatic and he’s one that seems to have some sort fixation for pain! HBB is in big trouble if he can’t think of something soon as he struggles to get to his feet… Sekaiichi drops him back down with a boot to the skull! Another boot to the skull! Sekaiichi grabs a hold of HBB now and drags him back to his feet… He’s got HBB up and over his head in a gorilla press position! HE LAUNCHES HBB FACE-FIRST INTO THE NEAREST TOP TURNBUCKLE! HBB is dazed and confused as he woozily turns around AND HE’S GOT THE HAND OF SEKAIICHI WRAPPED AROUND HIS THROAT!! HBB is quickly trapped within the nearest corner as Sekaiichi chokes the life out of him whilst looking into his eyes and taunting him! Sekaiichi’s expressions seem to say it all as the hatred and anger in HBB’s body begins to swell up! SEKAIICHI USES ALL OF HIS POWER TO SEND HBB FLYING ACROSS THE RING LIKE A DAMN RAGDOLL! HBB doesn’t seem to be giving up that easy as he quickly rises back to his feet… SEKAIICHI CHARGES! BEAUTIFUL RUNNING LEG LARIAT! HBB is sent rolling into the nearest corner of the ring, but he still isn’t staying down! SEKAIICHI COMES CHARGING AGAIN! CANNONBALL SENTON CONNECTS!! The Heart Break Boy is in serious pain by this point; he’s got to be! HBB is still moving…
WWEFan: HBB is definitely feeling the effects of Sekaiichi’s unforgiving onslaught, but he doesn’t even seem to care! He’s pushing himself to make it back to his feet nonetheless! Sekaiichi has a look of determination in his eyes that is unmatched! That’s the look that has brought him multiple World Championships! A look that has made him the leader of alliances that have dominated this industry! The look that has made him one of the most iconic names in the game! HBB raises himself back to his feet in the corner as Sekaiichi comes running with a full head of steam! CORNER SPLASH CONNECTS! HBB’s situation just keeps getting worse as now Sekaiichi has him trapped he begins to just unload with vicious shots to the face! Sekaiichi isn’t letting up one bit as he lays into his opponent! HBB is slowly being reduced to the bottom of that corner with every powerful blow that connects from his opponent! Sekaiichi finally puts a stop to the attack and backs up as… As HBB seems to still be pushing himself to his feet! Sekaiichi seems intrigued by HBB’s resistance as the “Golden Boy” pulls himself back to his feet while a stream of blood now rushes down his face! HBB looks at Sekaiichi with a hatred I have never seen before! HBB has a look in his eyes that I have never seen before! Sekaiichi may be letting curiosity get the better of him! HBB SPITS IN THE FACE OF SEKAIICHI! I DON’T THINK HE EXPECTED THAT! SEKAIICHI TURNS BACK TO HIS OPPONENT–GOLDPRINT!!!! THE GOLDPRINT CONNECTS OUT OF THE DAMN BLUE!!!
Mak: SEKAIICHI IS DROPPED TO THE CANVAS LIKE A ROCK!! HE COULD BE UNCONSCIOUS! THAT WAS ONE OF THE LOUDEST SUPERKICKS I’VE EVER HEARD! HBB DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS AND HOOKS THE LEG OF SEKAIICHI IN HOPES TO CAPTURE THE WIN!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!………… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!……….
WWEFan: KICK OUT! SEKAIICHI KICKS OUT! Sekaiichi may have kicked out of the Goldprint, but his reaction time was very much slower than the previous time he was pinned! That was nearly a three! HBB could actually be on the verge of winning if he can deliver another jaw-shattering Goldprint like that! HBB doesn’t seem finished yet! HBB immediately lays into Sekaiichi with several fists! HBB seems to have snapped! He may not be wanting to allow his opponent to be given an an inch in this contest after the beating he’s took himself thus far! HBB seems to be stern on keeping Sekaiichi on the ropes and remaining in control! Sekaiichi seems defenseless to stop his opponent here! HBB is not letting up whatsoever! The Referee is doing all he can to control HBB, but to no avail! HBB stops the attack and immediately rushes back to his feet! He drops an elbow into the black heart of Sekaiichi! HBB quickly rushes back to his feet once more! Another elbow! HBB’s up! ANOTHER ELBOW!… ANOTHER ELBOW!!….. ANOTHER CONSECUTIVE ELBOW!!! Sekaiichi is in trouble here! HBB is not giving up! He may have given himself a new lease on life here! HBB seems to have caught his second win for certain as he begins to climb up to the nearest top turnbuckle! He’s looking for something big and I think we know what it is as he’s up there… Hold on! Sekaiichi seems to be not too far behind! What the Hell is this guy made of?! Sekaiichi already to his feet… HBB LEAPS! GOD OF WINDS!!! THE MOONSAULT DOESN’T CONNECTS AS SEKAIICHI CATCHES HBB ON HIS SHOULDER! HE’S GOT HBB TRAPPED!
Mak: SEKAIICHI LAUNCHES HBB INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! NO–HBB somehow catches himself by landing on the second turnbuckle! HBB LAUNCHES HIMSELF INTO AN IMPROMPTU CROSSBODY ON SEKAIICHI!! What a move…. Hold on! I don’t think that worked as well as HBB was hoping for! Sekaiichi rolls himself back to his feet with HBB firmly caught in his arms! HBB is doing all he can to fight out of this, but Sekaiichi seems to be using all of his power here! Sekaiichi shifts HBB’s body onto his shoulders! HBB is fighting it! He’s doing all he possibly can to escape from this position! HBB drives an elbow into the jaw of Sekaiichi! Another elbow! HBB IS UNLOADING INTO SEKAIICHI WITH THOSE POWERFUL ELBOWS INTO THE JAW AND SKULL!! SEKAIICHI IS QUICKLY LOSING HIS BALANCE! SEKAIICHI FLIPS HBB OVER WITH A FIREMAN’S CARRY TAKEOVER! THE BACK OF HBB’S SKULL LANDS ON THE KNEE OF SEKAIICHI ON THE WAY DOWN! HBB is left in a sitting position in the middle of the ring as Sekaiichi charges off the ropes… RUNNING ELBOW TO THE BACK OF HBB’S SKULL!! What a move that was! HBB is downed, but Sekaiichi seems to have no intention of ending this…
WWEFan: Sekaiichi looks like he wants to punish and humiliate the bloodied HBB as he drags him back to his feet… HBB IMMEDIATELY DRIVES BOTH MEN INTO THE CORNER AS SEKAIICHI’S SPINE COLLIDES WITH THE TURNBUCKLES! HBB seems to refuse to stay down as he lays into Sekaiichi! HBB immediately sets Sekaiichi up, atop the top turnbuckle as he goes up there with him… HBB LEAPS TO THE SHOULDERS OF SEKAIICHI! SEKAIICHI’S REFUSING TO LET THE SUPER FRANKENSTEINER CONNECT! HE’S USING HIS STRENGTH TO COUNTER… HE LIFTS HBB BACK UP TO HIS SHOULDERS…. HE’S GOT HIM UP… LAST RIDE!!! HBB REVERSES IT BACK INTO A FRANKENSTEINER AT THE LAST SECOND!! NO–SEKAIICHI REVERSES IT INTO A SUNSET FLIP PIN! HBB QUICKLY KICKS OUT AS TRAPS THE HEAD AND RIGHT ARM OF SEKAIICHI! HBB immediately sends several closed-fist shots into the face of a defenseless Sekaiichi! HBB is doing everything he possibly can to take this guy out! HBB’s squeezing the life out of Sekaiichi while simultaneously beating him to a pulp! Sekaiichi may have nothing left in him now! HBB seems to have him trapped perfectly in this triangle choke-like maneuver that’s slowly sucking the life out of Sekaiichi!
Mak: Sekaiichi is fighting, but you can tell he’s losing oxygen with every passing second! He’s putting up less and less of a struggle as HBB looks like he may actually want to KILL Sekaiichi! Sekaiichi… He seems to have passed out! He’s not moving! HBB continues to apply pressure to the hold as the Referee goes to check to see if this contest is over… He raises the right hand of Sekaiichi… And it drops to the canvas!
WWEFan: The right hand of Sekaiichi is raised for a second time…. And it drops to the canvas!
Mak: SEKAIICHI WITH A CLOSED-FIST SHOT TO THE TEMPLE OF HBB!! SEKAIICHI IS UNLOADING INTO HBB MERCILESSLY! I DON’T KNOW IF HE WAS EVEN REALLY PASSED OUT JUST THEN OR WAS TRYING TO GET HBB TO LOWER HIS GUARD, BUT IT WORKED! HBB ALLOWED HIMSELF TO RELAX AND NOW SEKAIICHI IS ABLE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE! HBB refuses to let go of this hold, but I don’t think his opponent gives a damn! Sekaiichi begins to actually drag both himself and HBB back up… Look at the pure strength of Sekaiichi as he somehow pulls HBB’s body up to his shoulders! SEKAIICHI DRIVES HBB’S BODY DOWN IN A POWERBOMB-LIKE MANEUVER!! HBB ISN’T LETTING GO!! SEKAIICHI DRAGS BOTH MEN UP ONCE AGAIN…. HE DRIVES HBB DOWN FOR A SECOND TIME! THERE’S NO WAY HBB ISN’T FEELING THE AFFECTS OF THAT! HE’S GOTTA BE HURTING! SEKAIICHI IS STILL SOMEHOW ON HIS FEET! HE’S DRAGGING HBB BACK UP… HE’S GOING FOR A THIRD! HBB breaks the hold and drops to his feet in front of Sekaiichi!
WWEFan: HBB with an unadulterated right hand straight to the jaw of Sekaiichi! HBB looks like he has nothing left to lose! He’s coming at Sekaiichi with everything he’s got! Sekaiichi drops to one knee as HBB continues his attack! HBB takes a moment to regain himself after having taking damage from those powerbombs as Sekaiichi… Sekaiichi seems to actually be signaling for HBB to give him all he’s got! I can’t believe the guts this guy has! He doesn’t seem to give a damn about his physical well-being! HBB SWINGS! SEKAIICHI DUCKS IT AS HE CATCHES HBB FROM BEHIND! GERMAN SUPLEX!! IT CONNECTS TO PERFECTION AS SEKAIICHI BEGINS QUICKLY DRAGGING HBB BACK UP WHILE KEEPING HIS WAIST LOCKED… SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS! SEKAIICHI IS GOING FOR THAT VERY FAMILIAR HAT TRICK! HE’S DRAGGING HBB BACK UP… HBB IS FIGHTING AS HE SENDS A HARSH ELBOW RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF SEKAIICHI! That seemed to be enough to bust Sekaiichi open as blood begins to pour down his face from his right eyebrow! HBB is not letting up! HBB manages to navigate himself to the nearest corner… HE GETS HIS FEET ON THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX FROM SEKAIICHI!! HBB lands on his feet behind Sekaiichi! SEKAIICHI SPINS AROUND! GOLDPRINT!!!! SEKAIICHI BLOCKS IT AND CATCHES HBB FROM BEHIND AGAIN! TAZZPLEX RIGHT INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!
Mak: These guys are absolutely BRUTALIZING each other! They are pulling out all the stops! Neither man is giving up and neither man wants to give his opponent even an inch because they both know they’ll take a mile if that happens! Sekaiichi seems to be toying with HBB too much, but he’s the one currently in control, so I guess he may know what he’s doing, but it’s still a dangerous game to play! Sekaiichi drags himself to a vertical base as he signals the end! That cut-throat taunt as the daunting fate of his opponent nears! Sekaiichi pulls a damaged Heart Break Boy to his feet… He drives a knee into the face of HBB! Another knee! ANOTHER! SEKAIICHI IS JUST DESTROYING THE FACE OF HBB WITH RAPID-FIRE KNEES! HE PULLS HBB IN!! HE’S GOT HIM UP!! SAKUJO SCREWDRIVER!!!! THE SAKUJO SCREWDRIVER CONNECTS!! IT’S OVER! SEKAIICHI COVERS HBB!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!!!
WWEFan: KICK OUT! THE HEART BREAK BOY KICKS OUT OF IT!! HE’S NOT DONE! HE’S NOT DONE! HBB IS STILL IN THIS MATCH AS SEKAIICHI LOOKS LEGITIMATELY SURPRISED! That’s the first time anyone’s kicked out of that devastating Sakujo Screwdriver and who better to do than the incredibly resilient Heart Break Boy! A smile forms across Sekaiichi’s face once again! I think he may actually be PROUD of HBB! Sekaiichi looks like he’s enjoying this! Sekaiichi climbs back to his feet and grabs a hold of HBB by his hair as he pulls him up to him… Sekaiichi slapping HBB as he pulls him up! He seems to be wanting to get every last ounce of fight out of this man, HBB! SEKAIICHI PULLS HBB IN! HE’S GOT HIM UP!! SAKUJO SCREWDRIVER!!!! HBB TURNS IT INTO A VICTORY ROLL AT THE LAST SECOND!!! HE’S GOT IT!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………. THREE!!!
Mak: SEKAIICHI KICKS OUT! THE HEART BREAK BOY CAME SO CLOSE! HE ALMOST HAD IT THERE! Both men seem to be racing to their feet! It could be anyone’s game! HBB has a chance to knock Sekaiichi off by catching him off-guard like he just did! Both men turn to each other! DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN FROM HBB!! HE’S LOOKING… HE’S LOOKING FOR A SHARPSHOOTER!!! NO! SEKAIICHI IS FIGHTING IT WITH SHOTS TO THE FACE OF HIS OPPONENT! SEKAIICHI’S GOT THE RIGHT ARM OF HBB AS HE DRAGS HIM DOWN…. CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!!! HE’S GOT IT LOCKED IN TIGHT ON THE HEART BREAK BOY!! HBB IS STRUGGLING! HE’S DOING EVERYTHING HE POSSIBLY CAN TO ESCAPE THIS DREADED HOLD!! HBB IS IN DIRE STRAITS HERE!! HE’S GOTTA DO SOMETHING! HE’S GOTTA MAKE IT TO THE ROPES! SEKAIICHI IS MERCILESS WITH THIS HOLD AS HE INCREASES THE PRESSURE! HBB… HE’S LOOKING… HE ROLLS BOTH MEN OVER! HE’S GOT SEKAIICHI IN A PINNING POSITION!! NO! HE ROLLS BOTH MEN ENTIRELY OVER AS HE SLIPS OUT OF THE HOLD… HE LOCKS IT IN ON SEKAIICHI!! HBB JUST REVERSED INTO A CRIPPLER CROSSFACE OF HIS OWN ON SEKAIICHI!! HBB IS CRANKING AND TWISTING ON THE SKULL OF SEKAIICHI!! HE’S LOOKING TO KILL THIS MAN! HE IS GOING TO KILL SEKAIICHI!!
WWEFan: SEKAIICHI IS EDGING HIS WAY TO THE ROPES… HE’S GOING FOR THOSE ROPES AND IF HE CAN GET TO THEM HE MIGHT SURVIVE THIS! HBB DOESN’T WANNA LET IT HAPPEN! SEKAIICHI CLUTCHES THE BOTTOM ROPE!! Sekaiichi has saved himself! The Referee is demanding HBB break the hold, but it may be to no avail! The Referee pries HBB off of Sekaiichi to stop him from killing him! Sekaiichi rolls to the outside as a furious and frustrated HBB is held back by the Referee… Sekaiichi may be in big trouble here if he can’t do something soon… Hold on! HBB readies himself! SLINGSHOT CROSSBODY TO THE OUTSIDE!! SEKAIICHI MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND ROLLS INTO THE RING! HBB lands HARD on the outside! He’s not giving up that easily though! HBB is already climbing back to his feet while Sekaiichi awaits him in the ring… SEKAIICHI CHARGES! DIVING PLANCHA OVER THE ROPES!!! HBB DODGES IT AND CLIMBS UP TO THE APRON AS SEKAIICHI CRASHES ONTO THE FLOOR HIMSELF!! Sekaiichi shows off how inhuman his tenacity is as he begins to make his way back to his feet…. HBB SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES! GOD OF WINDS!!! HBB NAILS SEKAIICHI WITH THE MOONSAULT!! HBB IS THE ONLY ONE OF THE TWO MOVING AS HE CLIMBS BACK TO HIS FEET AND BRINGS THE BODY OF SEKAIICHI WITH HIM! HE SENDS SEKAIICHI ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING…
Mak: HBB SLIDES INTO THE RING FOR THE COVER!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!……..
WWEFan: SEKAIICHI KICKS OUT ONCE MORE! HBB may not have anything left to put this guy away! What more could he do?! HBB grabs a hold of Sekaiichi… Slowly dragging him back up… SEKAIICHI NAILS HBB WITH A SHOT TO THE GUT AND PULLS HIM IN! HE PICKS HIM UP! HBB’S FEET ON THE TOP ROPE! DRAGON-SCREW NECK-WHIP!!! HBB IS DOWNED! HE’S MOVING, BUT HE IS DOWN! Sekaiichi has forced himself back in control of this contest as he rises to his feet… HBB’s in trouble here as he attempts to climb back up…. SEKAIICHI NAILS HIM WITH AN AXE KICK TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL!… HBB is still moving! ANOTHER AXE KICK TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL! HBB seems as inhuman as Sekaiichi himself! He’s still moving! ANOTHER AXE KICK–HBB SPRINGS TO HIS FEET! GOLDPRINT!!!! THE GOLDPRINT EMPHATICALLY CONNECTS AS HBB’S BODY DROPS ACROSS THE CHEST OF SEKAIICHI!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!!!!
Mak: KICK OUT FROM SEKAIICHI AGAIN! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS! THAT’S CRAZY! Sekaiichi is somehow, someway, still in this! HBB seems baffled! He’s battered and beaten, but HBB refuses to stop here! HBB pulls himself to his feet using the ropes… And backs up into the nearest corner! Sekaiichi is already climbing back to a vertical base…. HBB stomps down on the canvas! He’s got one more shot! This is all he needs! HBB eagerly awaits as Sekaiichi rises up… GOLDPRINT!!!! SEKAIICHI DODGES IT! HE HOOKS SOMETHING IN…. THAT’S THE KATAHAJIME!!!! SEKAIICHI LOCKS IN THE TAZZMISSION ON HBB!!! THE KATAHAJIME IS LOCKED IN TIGHT AROUND THE THROAT OF HBB AS HE STRUGGLES… SEKAIICHI THROWS HBB BACK AND DOWN TO THE CANVAS IN A SUPLEX-LIKE MANEUVER AS HE KEEPS THE KATAHAJIME LOCKED IN TIGHT!! HBB MAY HAVE NOTHING LEFT IN HIM!! HE’S DOING ALL HE CAN AS THE LIFE FORCE IS SUCKED OUT OF HIM WITH EVERY PASSING SECOND!! SEKAIICHI’S EYES SHOW NOTHING BUT MALICIOUS INTENT! HIS FACE SHOWS JUST HOW HEINOUS HE IS AS HE CHOKES OUT HBB!! THE REFEREE RUSHES IN TO PICK UP THE RIGHT ARM OF HBB… IT DROPS TO THE CANVAS!
WWEFan: THE ARM OF HBB IS RAISED AGAIN….. AND IT DROPS TO THE CANVAS!
Mak: THIS IS IT! ALL OR NOTHING! THE ARM OF HBB IS RAISED….. AND IT DROPS TO THE CANVAS!!
Referee: THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………. RING THE BELL!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Grain” by Kuniaki Haishima plays all throughout the arena as “The Legendary” Sekaiichi drops the body of the Heart Break Boy)
Announcer: The Winner of this contest by submission!!…. “THE LEGENDARY” SEK-AI-IIIIIIICCCCCHHHHHHHHIIIIII!!!!….
WWEFan: I can’t describe what a fantastic bout that was, but bravo! These guys just put it all on the line tonight at Territorial Invasion and they managed to do what they do best! My hat’s off to both of these competitors!
Mak: They definitely did put on quite a show tonight, but it looks like the Heart Break Boy just wasn’t able to come out with the victory tonight after all. He put his heart out there and he fought for what he believed in, but his prayers were certainly not answered! Guess he better go back to the drawing board!
WWEFan: I’m sure your allah won’t be pleased to hear you talking trash on a man who claims to be a born-again Christian, Mak, but I digress. Sekaiichi has triumphed tonight and continues his path of destruction that seems almost unstoppable… If the Heart Break Boy couldn’t stop him, then just who can?
(Camera cuts backstage to Max A. Million in front of the Doctor’s Office)
Max: I’m outside the Doctor’s Office now where the former World Heavyweight Champion, Zack Crash, has been looked after since the No Way Out match earlier tonight. All I know is that Zack has refused to go to a hospital despite the damage he took in the match. I’m gonna try to get an interview in with him to get an idea on his mindset.
(Max cautiously steps into the Doctor’s Office as a silent Zack Crash is having his left arm looked after)
Max: Zack… Mr. Crash… Can I get a word with you?
(Zack continues to remain silent as he only stares at his left arm)
Max: I wanted to get your thoughts on everything that went down earlier…
(Zack remains silent as the Doctor walks in)
Doctor: Woah, woah, woah, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave immediately. This guy is in no condition to be interviewed. He suffered a broken arm and won’t go to the damn Hospital for proper treatment. He hasn’t spoken a word since he realized what happened in his match. That’s all you need to know.
Max: Did he say anything?
Doctor: …. If I tell you, will you leave?
Doctor: All he’s said since coming in here is “I’m gonna kill him.” Happy?
Max: Does he mean Jacob Senn? Brian Daniels?
Doctor: I don’t know and I don’t care. Please leave.
(Max reluctantly leaves the Office while Zack remains silent)
( Camera fades to ringside showing the huge Territorial Invasion stage that has been made to mimic a war battle scene )
( ‘Rumors’ by Lindsay Lohan hits as Cameron Ella Ava and Cleopatra make their way to the ring )
Ring Announcer: The following tag-team contest is scheduled for one fall! Approaching the ring first, the team of CLEOOOOPATTRAAA AND THE EAW VIXENS CHAMPION!!… CAMMMMERRRONNN EELLLLLA AAVVVVAAA!!
Stew: Well… it’s not for any sort of title but don’t be fooled folks, the upcoming Vixens match is certainly an interesting one. Cameron Ella Ava and Cleopatra, once sworn enemies are teaming up to take on the upstart Lyndiva Sisters, and to be completely honest, Chico… usually with these two teaming up, I’d pick them over just about anybody… here I don’t know, the Lyndiva’s work SO WELL together.
( ‘Lovefurypassionenergy’ by Boy Hits Car hits as Cassandra and Vanessa Lyndiva make their way to the ring )
Ring Announcer: And their opponents… CASSANDDRAAAA AND VANNNESSSAAA LYNNDDIIVVVAAA!!
HYC: All I’m going to say is this, someone on the pre-show said that if the Lyndiva’s won it would be the upset of the century, correct? Well if they won, I wouldn’t be shocked at all.
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: And here we go! Cassandra Lyndiva starting it off against Cleopatra, traditional EAW tag-team rules. Cassie and Cleo to the middle of the ring… AND CASSIE THROWS THE FIRST SHOT! That’s what the Lyndiva’s are about folks! They attack you first, and they hit you hard! Cleo forced back into the ropes where she tries to find some protection but Cassie follows and hammers her over the back of the head with a closed fist! She grabs Cleo by the hair and pulls her back in.
HYC: She lands a kick to the mid-section… and lifts Cleo up… SCOOP SLAM! THE FORMER VIXENS CHAMPION DROPPED RIGHT ON HER SPINE! Cassandra walks over to her corner and tags in her sister Vanessa! Vanessa enters the ring and immediately gets Cleo back to her feet, hammering her across the face with a forearm, bringing Cleo down to a knee! Vanessa now takes a few steps back… AND GOOD LORD!! A CLOBBERING KNEE RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!! CLEO COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS AS VANESSA SHOOTS THE HALF AND HOOKS THE LEG!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO CLEO STAYS ALIVE!!
Stew: A kick out from Cleo there but one more knee like that and we may have a different story! Cleo strugling to get back to her feet now, using the ropes as an aid… HERE COMES VANESSA CHARGING WITH A CLOTHESLINE BUT CLEO PULLS DOWN THE ROPES SENDING VANESSA FLIPPING OVER THE ROPE!! Cleo drops down to her knees perhaps still a bit dizzy from that knee, Cameron extends her hand out, trying to get the tag but Vanessa Lyndiva pulls Cleo out of the ring before she could regain herself!
HYC: Cameron on the apron looking a bit worried… Vanessa gets Cleo back to her feet and whips her into the barricade! Vanessa charges at Cleo but Cleo escapes the barricade sending Vanessa flying into it! This may be the opening she needs! She pulls Vanessa up by her arm and tosses her into the ring post! Vanessa’s skull cracking right off it! Cleo now grabs a handful of hair and once again pushes her head first into that ring post before rolling her back into the ring!
Stew: Cleopatra starting to get back in this! She feels it! She climbs up onto the apron and now onto the top rope, Vanessa Lyndiva to her feet as Cleo LEAPS off! MISSLE DROPKICK!! A MISSLE DROPKICK DELIEVERED TO VANESSA LYNDIVA!! CLEO CRAWLS OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO IT’S BROKEN UP!! CASSANDRA LYNDIVA DIVING ON THE BACK OF CLEO TO BREAK THE PIN!!
HYC: For the first time in this match the Lyndiva’s find themselves in trouble… Cleopatra sits Vanessa up and wraps her arm around her head as she pulls her back up… BUT VANESSA PUSHES HER OFF!!… AND NOW A KICK TO THE HEAD!! CLEO COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS, THAT’S THE SECOND HUGE BLOW TO THE HEAD THAT CAMERON HAS FALLEN VICTIM TO IN THIS MATCH!! Vanessa crawls over to her corner where she tags in Cassandra! That’s now two tags for the Lyndiva’s while the team of Cleo and Cameron has yet to make one!
Stew: Cassandra lifts up her boot and stomps into the head of Cleopatra. The Lyndiva’s ever since arriving on the scene have really turned this Vixens division on it’s side. Cassandra gets down on a knee and applies a headlock to Cleo, perhaps attempting to make her pass out here! With all the punishment her head has taken so far in this match, it may just happen! Cleo’s eyes beginning to flutter!!… Cassandra now slipping into more of a sleeper hold… BUT LOOK AT CLEO!! CLEO PULLING HERSELF OVER TO HER CORNER!! CAMERON EXTENDING HER HAND OUT… CASSANDRA DOING ALL SHE CAN TO TRY AND STOP CLEO!!
HYC: CASSANDRA RELEASES THE SLEEPER HOLD AND NOW GRABS CLEO BY THE FOOT TRYING TO PULL HER BACK TO THE CENTER… BUT CLEO KICKS HER OFF!! CLEO KICKS HER AWAY AND… SHE MAKES THE TAG!! HERE COMES CAMERON!! HERE COMES THE VIXENS CHAMPION!! STORMING IN THE RING AND SHE LANDS A CLOTHESLINE ON CASSANDRA!! CASSANDRA POPS BACK UP TO HER FEET BUT NOW LOOK AT THE VIXENS CHAMPION!! THROWING LITERALLY HER ENTIRE BODY AT CASSANDRA AS THEY BOTH GO CRASHING INTO THE CORNER!! CAMERON FOLLOWING THAT UP WITH RIGHT HANDS AND LEFT HANDS ACROSS THE HEAD AND UPPER BACK OF CASSANDRA LYNDIVA!!
Stew: Cameron has brought new life into this match, she takes Cassandra by the arm… AND A HARD WHIP into the corner… Cassandra hits spine first… AND HERE COMES CAMERON!! SHE HITS A CLOTHESLINE!! Cassandra comes stumbling out of the corner… RIGHT INTO A SUPLEX BY THE VIXENS CHAMPION!! THE COVER!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO NOT ENOUGH!!
HYC: Cleopatra is still down in the corner, I’m telling you Stew, I bet you she has a concussion, so much damage to the head taken in this match, including that knee to the head which I feel was the real blow, she wasn’t herself after that blow. Cameron gets Cassandra up to her feet again and a chop across the chest! Cameron now with a kidk to the gut… LOOKING FOR BITCH CAMP… BUT NO!! CASSANDRA ESCAPES IT AND TAKES HER DOWN… NOW LOOKING TO APPLY THE RAGE CAGE… AND… SHE HAS IT!! SHE HAS IT!! THE RAGE CAGE IS LOCKED IN!!
Stew: CAMERON ELLA AVA IS IN TROUBLE!!… AND WHAT THE?! LOOK!! VANESSA LYNDIVA ENTERS THE RING… AND SHE APPLIES A CROSSFACE!! CROSSFACE APPLIED BY VANESSA, THE RAGE CAGE APPLIED BY CASSANDRA, AND CLEOPATRA IS STILL BEING CHECKED ON BY OUR PERSONNEL, I’M NOT EVEN SURE SHE’S AWARE OF WHERE SHE IS!!
HYC: THIS IS BRILLIANT!! BRILLIANT ON THE PART OF THE LYNDIVA’S!! THEY KNOW THAT CLEOPATRA HAS ULTIMATELY BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THE MATCH, SO THERE’S NO ONE TO HELP CAMERON!! THEY HAVE TWO GRUELING SUBMISSIONS APPLIED ON HER… SIMPLY BRILLIANT!!
Stew: CAMERON’S SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS… TRYING TO ESCAPE THE HOLD… SHE HAS NO CHOICE!! SHE RAISES HER HAND AND… WAIT NO!! CLEO BROKE THE HOLD UP!! A VERY WEAK CLEO MANAGED TO MAKE IT BACK TO HER FEET AND STUMBLE OVER TO CAMERON, ALMOST FALLING ON TOP OF THEM TO BREAK THE HOLD!! CLEO STUMBLES BACK INTO THE CORNER… CAMERON I DON’T THINK WILL BE ABLE TO STAND UP, SHE CRAWLS SLOWLY OVER TO HER CORNER AND TAGS IN CLEOPATRA BEFORE ROLLING OUT OF THE RING!!
HYC: Cleopatra can’t even walk straight Stew! What is she doing?!
Stew: But Cameron might not be able to even WALK after how long she was in that hold for!
HYC: Cleo staggers into the ring… TRAGIC EXPRESSION!! TRAGIC EXPRESSION DELIEVERED BY CASSANDRA LYNDIVA, THE COVER!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘Lovefurypassionenergy’ hits as the Lyndiva’s begin celebrating their victory )
Ring Announcer: Your winners… CASSANDRAAAA AND VANESSSAAA LYNNNDIIVVVAAAA!!
Stew: Folks, Cameron Ella Ava and Cleopatra are two of the best vixens in EAW’s long and storied history, the Lyndiva’s just defeated them… pretty easily too.
HYC: Pretty easily? Stew, let’s be real right now… the Lyndiva’s looked DOMINANT tonight, don’t try and underestimate their win Stew, they looked simply DOMINANT over THE TWO GREATEST vixens in EAW history, not two of the best, the undisputed two best… Cameron and Cleo have been on top for a long time… but if you ask me they’ve just been overthrown.
( Video package highlighting the feud between Extreme Enigma and Drastik is shown. It shows Drastik’s Answers World Championship win. Immediately following it is the _#1 Contenders match between Extreme Enigma and Y2Impact. It ends with Drastik and Extreme Enigma staring down as a silhouette of a steel cage appears in the background )
( Camera fades into the ring as the Answers World Championship graphic flashes across the screen )
Ring Announcer: The following IS A STEEL CAGE MATCH… AND IT IS FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! The match is won by pinfall or submission or when one of the men escape the cage, in order to win by escaping the cage both feet must touch the floor.
( Ominus music begins to play as the steel cage is lowered )
( ‘Cinderella Man’ by Eminem hits )…
( The arena goes black, suddenly a big blast of fire shoots out and every light in the arena shines a bright red… Extreme Enigma appears from under the stage dressed in all black. Red armbands along with matching red facepaint finish off his attire as he makes his way to the ring )
Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, the challenger, from Jersey City, New Jersey weighing in at 226 pounds… EXXXXTREEEMEEEEE ENNIIGGGGMMMAAAAAAAA!!
Stew: Well, a flashy entrance tonight by Extreme Enigma tonight but… what do we make of him as of late, Chico? He’s been erratic in behavior and let’s be honest… at least last week he wasn’t all there, do you expect him to be focused tonight?
HYC: I do… if you remember last week, the only time where he was focused really was inside the ring when he faced POP… he’ll be fine for the match.
( ‘Sail’ by AWOLNation hits as Drastik makes his way to the ring in a golden vest and the Answers World Championship around his waist. No valet’s at his side as he stares down Extreme Enigma )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Oakland, California… weighing in at 225 pounds… HE IS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!… DRRRRRASSSSSTTTIIIKKKKKKK!!
Stew: A far less impressive entrance for the champion, a bit shocking for me… what I’m curious about Chico is that phonecall we heard earlier tonight between Masters and Drastik and then what followed, do you think they have anything planned?
HYC: C’mon Stew, are you really that clueless? Drastik’s main mission tonight is to not only retain his championship but to stop the enigma that is Extreme Enigma… and we’ve seen enough of our Answers World Champion over the years to know that he’ll go to any measures to accomplish what he wants.
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: AND HERE WE GO! Drastik vs. Extreme Enigma, Steel Cage, Answers World Championship! EE grabs onto the steel cage, shaking it and then circles around the ring, I’m still not entirely sure why Extreme Enigma chose a Steel Cage as the stipulation considering the fact that it limits his moveset heavily.
HYC: Right Stew, but it ALSO limits the moveset of the champion, Drastik, and EE knows that, he’s not stupid. He knew his moveset would be limited but if you ask me, he has a few tricks up his sleeve!
Stew: Both men being very cautious… circling around, a standoff. Drastik lunges forward and applies a headlock but EE quickly pushes him off and connects with a right hand… here we go! Drastik ducks around a right hand and pushes EE back into the steel cage, that’s going to act as a big aid to both men in this match as we progess further on in the match. EE holds his back as he unglues himself from the metal cage… DRASTIK CHARGES STRAIGHT AT HIM AND CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!! Drastik exploding out of the gate with a high octane like move, taking down the challenger!
HYC: EE pulls himself to his feet DRASTIK COMES CHARGING AGAIN BUT EEE WITH A REVERSAL!! A FLAPJACK RIGHT INTO THE CAGE!! DRASTIK GETTING A MOUTHFUL OF THAT CHAIN LINK FENCE!! DRASTIK STUMBLING AROUND… EE WITH A KICK TO THE GUT… TWIST OF FATE!! NO!! DRASTIK SPINS OUT OF IT AND CONNECTS WITH A SITOUT REAR MAT SLAM!! Drastik immediately hops back up to his feet and runs to the corner… HE’S TRYING TO CLIMB OUT OF THE CAGE!! DRASTIK LOOKING TO ESCAPE PITTSBURGH WITH HIS CHAMPIONSHIP!! BUT LOOK AT EXTREME ENIGMA!! OH MY!!
Stew: DRASTIK’S ABOUT HALF WAY UP THE CAGE STRUCTURE BUT EE NOW IN THE CORNER CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE… HE GRABS DRASTIK AND PLACES HIM ON THE TOP OF HIS SHOULDERS… HE FALLS BACKWARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE, ELECTRIC CHAIR!! A SPINE SHATTERING ELECTRIC CHAIR DELIEVERED BY THE CHALLENGER!!
HYC: Both men now down, and after that explosive start, it looks as if this match is going to settle into a much slower pace at least for the time being. Extreme Enigma is the first one to stir, sitting up and making it back to his feet. Drastik surprisngly is not that far behind, even a near fifteen foot drop isn’t enough to keep him down, say what you want about Drastik, Stew… I know you don’t like him and think he’s a coward and a paper champion, but you can’t deny that he isn’t a fighting one! EE walks up to the champion and connects with a right hand, Drastik regains himself and fires back with a right of his own… EE stumbles back but comes at Drastik with a second one…. AND NOW DRASTIK SWINGS AT EE AND LANDS A HARD RIGHT HAND THAT KNOCKS EE OFF HIS FEET!!
Stew: And now’s the time I wish you EE had chosen another type of stipulation, he’s in trouble and would surely like a way to escape the ring, and the champion!
HYC: But Stew, again… that goes both ways! When the tables are turned and Drastik’s the one that’s in trouble he won’t be able to escape either! Drastik looks at the cage again… might try to climb but he quickly dismisses that thought as EE begins to stir. Drastik with a quick kick to the head of Extreme Enigma, Drastik looks to be at a crossroads here… he doesn’t quite know what to do! EE backs himself up into the corner and pulls him up… HERE COMES DRASTIK CHARGING FULL SPEED BUT EE MOVES OUT OF THE CORNER!! DRASTIK GOES FLYING HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL CAGE!! AND NOW LOOK AT EE!! USING THE CHAMPION AS A STEP-LADDER TO CATAPULT HIMSELF ONTO THE CAGE!! BUT DRASTIK STANDS RIGHT BACK UP AND PULLS EE OFF THE CAGE, NOW CLOBBERING HIM IN THE JAW WITH A RIGHT!!
Stew: Drastik collapses to the canvas, a bit of blood trickling out of the top of his head and again we find ourselves with both men down. These two have such similar movesets and body types, they’re the same in just about every way and that’s really reflected on the match up to this point… no one man has been able to gain much of an advantage, we’re all locked up! Drastik wipes some of the blood away and EE gets back to his feet… Drastik meets him with a kick to the mid-section and hooks him for a suplex!!… He lifts him up but EE breaks it and lands behind Drastik!… HE SPINS HIM AROUND… TWIST OF FATE!! GOOD LORD!! A TWIST OF FATE BY EXTREME ENIGMA!! THE CHAMPION IS DOWN FOLKS!! AND EE WANTS THE REFEREE TO OPEN THE DOOR!! DRASTIK IS CALLING FOR THE REFEREE TO OPEN THE DOOR!!
HYC: THE DOOR IS OPEN AND EE BEGINS CRAWLING!! HERE WE GO!! DRASTIK CATCHING IT OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS EYE AND NOW WE’VE GOT A RACE ON OUR HANDS!! EE IS APPROACHING THE EXIT, HIS LEFT HAND REACHING THE STEPS, REMEMBER HE HAS TO GET BOTH FEET TO REACH THE FLOOR TO WIN!! WE’VE SEEN ONE NEW WORLD CHAMPION TONIGHT, ARE WE ABOUT TO SEE ANOTHER!! EXTREME ENIGMA GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER BUT DRASTIK IS CLOSING THE DISTANCE BETWEEN THE TWO!! EE’S ENTIRE BODY IS ON THE STEPS NOW, HE’S SO CLOSE, SO CLOSE TO REACHING THE PROMISE LAND!! BUT DRASTIK!! DRASTIK GETS A HOLD OF THE FOOT!! LOOK AT EE!! REACHING FAR, HE’S REACHED THE FLOOR WITH HIS HANDS!!…
Stew: DRASTIK IS TRYING DESPERATELY TO KEEP EE IN THE MATCH AND TO PRESERVE HIS CHAMPIONSHIP!! EE CONTINUING TO REACH AND STRETCH AS FAR AS HE CAN… OH AND LOOK!! REACHING UNDER THE RING… AND HE PULLS OUT A STEEL CHAIR!! DRASTIK NOW GRABBING ONTO BOTH OF EE’S FEET AND PULLING HIM BACK INTO THE RING BUT EE THROWS THE CHAIR AT DRASTIK TO BREAK FREE!! EE LUNGES TOWARDS THE DOOR AGAIN BUT THE REFEREE CLOSES IT AND EE’S TOO LATE!!
HYC: EE pounding his fists into the mat in frustration, screaming at the referee, he probably would’ve had the match and the title right there! EE grips the chair as Drastik makes it back to his feet… EE DARTS WITH THAT CHAIR… AND HE SMACKS IT RIGHT ACROSS THE HEAD OF THE CHAMPION!! GOD ALMIGHTY WHAT A SHOT!! WHAT A SHOT FROM EE WITH THAT CHAIR!! THE MOMENTUM CARRIES EE ALMOST THE ENTIRE LEGNTH OF THE RING!! THAT CUT ON DRASTIK’S HEAD HAS NOW BEEN FULLY BUSTED OPEN AND BLOOD IS LITERALLY POURING OUT!! EE LEAPS ON TOP OF DRASTIK AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!…
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR– NO A KICKOUT!!
Stew: SO CLOSE! GREAT RESILIENCY SHOWN BY THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! EE sits up, and through his withered away facepaint we see something we haven’t seen from EE in a while… shock. Shocked that Drastik was able to kick out of that chair shot, I don’t know about you Chico but that had to have been the biggest chair shot I’ve ever seen! EE gets back to his feet and once again grabs the chair, Drastik climbing over to the cage and uses it to get back to his feet… HE TURNS AROUND… EE RAISES THE CHAIR AND ONCE AGAIN CR– NO!! DRASTIK WITH A DROPKICK!! A DROPKICK TO THE SHIN OF EE WHO DROPS THE CHAIR, I DON’T KNOW HOW DRASTIK PULLED THAT OFF SO QUICKLY!! DRASTIK GRABS THE CHAIR AND CENTERS IT A FEW FEET AWAY FROM THE CORNER… HE NOW GRABS EE BY THE HEAD, DRASTIK BACKING UP AND CLIMBING UP THE TOP ROPE!!
HYC: HE SPINS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND DELIVERS TENEBRIS!! RIGHT ONTO THAT STEEL CHAIR!! EE BOUNCING SKULL FIRST RIGHT OFF THE STEEL CHAIR!! DRASTIK TOSSES THE STEEL CHAIR OUT OF THE WAY AND CRAWLS OVER TO EE!! HERE’S THE PIN!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO A KICK OUT!!
Stew: EE defiantly rolling his shoulder up there, Drastik with a few hard right hands, trying to keep him down… and you can sense that the champion’s starting to get a bit annoyed… if you ask me he underestimated EE, he didn’t think it’d be this much trouble defeating him, that may end up costing him! Drastik now eyes the steel chair, the one that was brought in earlier by EE, the reason why Drastik is the bloody mess he is! HE PICKS IT UP AND SLAMS IT DOWN ACROSS THE BACK OF EE!! HE LIFTS IT UP AND DOES IT AGAIN… NOW A THIRD AND FOURTH TIME!! COMPLETELY WARPING THE STEEL CHAIR!! DRASTIK NOW WITH A FIFTH SHOT WITH THAT CHAIR, RIGHT ACROSS THE BACK… EE WRITHING AROUND THE RING IN PAIN!! DRASTIK STANDING IN A POOL OF HIS OWN BLOOD TOSSES THE CHAIR ASIDE AND GOES INTO THE PIN AGAIN!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR– NO!! NO!! EE KICKS OUT!!
HYC: DRASTIK GETS BACK TO HIS FEET, GRABS THE CHAIR AGAIN, SLAMMING IT INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE AS EE STUMBLES BACK TO HIS FEET… AND NOW THE CHAMPION BLINDSIDING THE CHALLENGER WITH A CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! EE IMMEDIATELY FALLS BACK TO THE CANVAS, RIGHT WHERE HE CAME FROM… AND THIS MAY BE IT FOLKS!! Drastik doesn’t wanna bother going for another pin… he looks up at the cage and heads over! He begins climbing, I’m not entirely sure if this is a good idea, in a match like this where you’ve taken a ton of punishment and have lost a lot of blood… who’s to say you won’t pass out half way up there?
Stew: EE NOW STIRRING… OH MAN!! HE CRAWLS OVER TO THE CAGE, TRYING TO SHAKE IT AND GET DRASTIK OFF BUT THE CHAMPION’S HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE!! EE PULLS HIMSELF TO HIS FEET… AND BEGINS CLIMBING, DRASTIK IS THREE QUARTERS OF THE WAY UP THE CAGE!! EE REACHES UP AND CATCHES THE FOOT OF DRASTIK BUT HE PUSHES HIM OFF!! EE REGAINS HIMSELF AND BEGINS THE CLIMB AGAIN… DRASTIK ALMOST TO THE TOP BUT EE ONCE AGAIN GRABS ONTO THE FOOT, AND THIS TIME HE’S HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE!! EE NOT LETTING GO!! EE NOW REACHING UP AND GRABBING THE OTHER FOOT… DRASTIK HOLDING ON TO THE CAGE, EE’S HOLDING ON TO DRASTIK… SOMETHING HAS TO GIVE HERE!!
HYC: EE USING ALL HIS POWER HERE… EVERY OUNCE OF IT… AND HE PULLS DRASTIK OFF THE CAGE!! DRASTIK FALLS OFF THE CAGE HE PLUMMETS ALMOST TWENTY FEET BACK INTO THE RING… OH MY GOD!! EE HAS A CLEAR FIELD, DRASTIK, THE CHAMPION HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT OF THE EQUATION!! EE LOOKS DOWN AT THE FALLEN CHAMPION AND CONTINUES TO CLIMB, EE’S CAREER HAS BEEN FILLED WITH EXTREME HIGHS, EXTREME LOWS, THAT’S ACTUALLY BEEN THE STORY OF HIS ENTIRE LIFE!! EE CONTINUING TO CLIMB, WIPING THE SWEAT AND BLOOD AWAY, EXTREME ENIGMA, AFTER A NINETEEN MONTH HIATUS, EE’S FINALLY DONE IT!! HE REACHES THE TOP OF THE CAGE, NOW PULLING HIMSELF OVER… ONCE AGAIN WORLD CHA– WAIT WHAT?! NO!! HE STOPPED!!
Stew: NO EE, DON’T DO IT!! DON’T DO IT!! EE PULLING HIMSELF BACK ON TOP OF THE CAGE, LOOKING DOWN AT THE CHAMPION… HE LOOKS INTO THE CROWD, THIS CAPACITY CROWD OF CLOSE TO SEVENTY THOUSAND, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY WANT CHICO!! BUT THERE ARE TIMES WHERE YOU HAVE TO DO WHATS RIGHT, DON’T LISTEN TO THEM EE! YOU’RE SO CLOSE!! DON’T DO IT!! HE STANDS ON HIS FEET… NO!! NO EE NO!! THE CROWD CHEERING HIM ON… HE’S GONNA DO IT!! HE LEAPS OFF… FALL FROM GRACE FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE… ANDDDDDD….
HYC: HE GOT IT!! HE GOT IT!! OH MY GOD I DON’T BELIEVE IT!! FALL FROM GRACE FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE CONNECTS!! RIGHT ON TOP OF DRASTIK! HE COULDN’T HAVE HIT IT ANY BETTER!! EE BARELY ABLE TO MOVE BUT HE RAISES HIS ARM AND LAYS IT ACROSS THE CHEST OF DRASTIK… THE COVER!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘Cinderella Man’ hits as the crowd erupts into cheers. The cage is lifted as EE rolls off of Drastik. The referee runs out of the ring to grab the Answers World Championship )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND THE NEWWWW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!… EXXXXXTREEEMEEEEEEE ENNNIGGGGMMAAAAA!!
( The referee awards EE the Answers World Championship and raises his arm in victory )
Stew: HE’S DONE IT STEW!! I DON’T BELIEVE IT!! WE HAVE A NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!
HYC: I have to hand it to EE, I was with you Stew… I thought the Fall From Grace was going to backfire HEAVILY on EE but this time it paid off… and as a result he’s walking out of TI as the Answers World Champion.
( EE puts the Answers World Championship around his neck as he continues to celebrate at the top of the stage )
Stew: So that makes two NEW world champions crowned tonight at Territorial Invasion… congratulations to the new World Heavyweight Champion, Brian Daniels and to the NEW Answers World Champion, Extreme Enigma!
HYC: But the question is now, where do Drastik and his regime go? What do they do now that Drastik is no longer champion? WHERE WERE THEY TONIGHT?! We know they’re in the stadium somewhere, we saw them earlier… why did they no show the match?
( Camera fades back to the portion of the audience where EAW Analyst Panel is standing, where Kelton, Sabina, Matt Ryder and Flashback are seated at the table amongst the rabid EAW fans )
Flashback: Hello ladies and gentlemen, hope you’re all enjoying.. it’s us again! In case you’ve missed the Pre-show, it is on the EAW website for your consumption where you get to hear some of the predictions and see the New Breed Title match get defended. But now we’re back and we’ve still got a MASSIVE topic to cover!
Matt Ryder: Massive? More like an EOE-sized jumbo whopper! We have what could quite possibly be the biggest match in EAW history with this upcoming 5 on 5 match, man!
Sabina: Absolutely.. I have to admit, I was a little wrong about some of my predictions, but I think I’m fully confident in my picks for this upcoming 5 on 5.
Flashback: Absolutely but before we get to predictions.. what about what we’ve seen in the NWO match??? Brian Daniels??
Ryder: Are you kidding me?? What an EPIC victory! Daniels FINALLY gets the gold after all this time!
Kelton: Yeah yeah good for him.. you wanna know epic?? Just what the hell did we see with Extreme Enigma tonight, y’all? THREE TIME World Champion! The man is the new Answers World Champion.. I’m impressed with Drastik’s fight, but good God does EE deserve it. I got mad love for him.
Ryder: Bruh.. Brian Daniels is my hero. It’s been such a great night and I honestly hope things turn out well with this 5 on 5. Everytime things are looking up something gay happens, but hopefully the Methster can come through.
Flashback: So we’re gonna talk about that right now and let’s face it.. Team DEDEDE, as great and talented as these men are still have a LOT to worry about before feeling in the clear.
Sabina: Well my biggest concern is how Team DEDEDE are gonna be able to fight without vomiting from that ugly face of Scott’s (ill) .. how about how red the guy turns when he fights? That’s creepy.
Kelton: No, if anything that’s EPIC. Scott is a man of pure muscle mass, power, speed, skill and adrenaline.. he becomes a warrior in there and I wouldn’t dare cross paths with him on the wrong day. And the scariest part is he’s not even the strongest and quickest on his team.
Ryder: Okay but there’s over 22 years of experience on Team DEDEDE. There are also two Hall of Fame rings as opposed to Team Scott’s one.
Flashback: But you want to know the craziest part about this thing? The combined weight of Team Scott when rounded up? 1,400 lbs.
Ryder: Yeah, but Demon will fight you with the force of 1,000 frickin pounds alone! And I bet Gunkai Riggs could lift 1,000 pounds and chuck it if he had to! He is the dark horse who you HAVE to look out for on Team Scott, he’s so amazing in that ring man.. look out for Diamond Cage too, he can be a real killer.
Flashback: Well, Team Scott has the longest running World Heavyweight Championship reign along with two World Titles and one Hall of Fame ring. Team DEDEDE has the longest running EAW Championship and overall World Championship reign, two hall of fame rings and five World title reigns. But right now, predictions time. Kelton, who do you think wins tonight?
Kelton: Team Scott.
Sabina: Um.. Team DEDEDE, but I think only one person will survive in the entire match. I don’t see a lot of people left.
Ryder: … I don’t know, man. I just don’t know. Gun to the head? Team Scott, but lord knows how much I want Methuselah to tear shit up.. he’s got an all star team and if they throw that weight around they’ve got it!
Flashback: The story of this match is to never underestimate the heart, mind and physical limitations.. that’s the golden rule for Team DEDEDE. But I think it’s time to find out for ourselves.
( Recap on the Scott Diamond vs. Mr. DEDEDE feud airs. Flashbacks show the beginning with Scott’s grudge held against EAW to him winning the Chairmans seat at Pain for Pride. The Midsummer Massacre controversy is shown introducing Scott’s enforcers, along with the announcement of the 5 on 5 the following week. DEDEDE’s alignment with Cage, Tyler, Killswitch and the quarrel of Tyler vs. Killswitch is aired. Kawajai’s shocking return is recapped and Dark Demon’s return the following week is also revealed. Various dialogue and action scenes building up the anticipation is shown on the screen until the end image shows DEDEDE and Scott pumping heads. )
( Camera pans back to the arena awaiting the main event )
Stew: It is the moment we’ve been anticipating… five careers will go, history will be erased and history will be made! It is perhaps the most tense wait in this company’s history.. a chilling calm before the storm.
HYC: Simply telling you how everything is on the line wouldn’t be enough, these are people fightin for their LIVES tonight! The saga comes to a close right now!
( A team of several referees are seen stood by at ringside )
Stew: And EAW’s most senior officials are going to be calling this match, we WILL need several of them, and you will find out in a moment.
( Camera pans to the ring where the Announcer is stood )
Ring Announcer: The following is a 5 on 5 … and it has just been reported this will be a FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE, ELIMINATION STYLED EXTREME RULES MATCH!! The rules are once a competitor is pinned or submits, they are eliminated, and the team that ultimately loses will have all Championship reigns and Hall of Fame rings REMOVED from EAW History, and the currently running contracts will be TERMINATED.
( “Moving Mountains” by Two Steps from Hell hits as Gunkai Riggs walks out with a Wrecking Ball attatched to a chain )
Stew: And here is someone who has no doubt taken up a leadership kind of position.. he is, as our professionals said before, the MOST POWERFUL man to EVER step foot in EAW, and probably a wrestling ring! And the fact that that son of a bitch is carrying a WRECKING BALL like it’s a sack of potatoes says EVERYTHING! ”The Inked Beast” GUNKAI RIGGS.
HYC: I don’t know how some guys do it, Stew.. but this guy is stronger than Scott, and from what I’ve heard his speed is unlike any other big man’s we’ve ever seen.
( “Of Wolf and Man” by Metallica hits as WOLVERTON jumps out from backstage and walks to the ring, snarling at the fans at ramp side )
HYC: Another very dangerous, athletic and deceptively powerful man. He’s won Championships all over the planet and is as physically conditioned as, I think, I’ve ever seen a man in my life. His skull has led him to wins over the likes of Killswitch and he is EXTRAORDINARILY powerful.
( England’s National Anthem plays as Sir Alistair White is seen dragging out a Jeep painted in British Flag coloring, and walks down the ramp taunting and parading )
Stew: And Sir Alistair White is, as it’s been said before, pound for pound the strongest PERIOD! I’m telling you you CAN NOT underestimate these guys! Maybe you can sitting on your ass watching the screen, but NOT when you’re in the freaking ring with them!
HYC: Easy, Stew!
Stew: No, because from what I’ve heard people are counting these guys out and MAN, is that stupid!
( “Here I Come” by the Roots hit as Dark Demon walks out in ring gear and his ”Death is Welcome” t-shirt, to overwhelming negative reception )
HYC: Well, Stew… I don’t think ANYONE is underestimating this man Dark Demon! He is the longest reigning World Heavyweight Champion, he is the EAW Hall of Famer and former King of Extreme… is he prepared to defend everything he’s ever worked for in EAW??
Stew: How could he risk all that in the first place, Chico!?
HYC: It was HIS decision, but now Demon is ready to bring the fury despite what side he’s on or who he’s affiliated with! Victory is his only goal!
( ”In The Air Tonight” – Phil Collins hits, and the crowd is especially upset to see Scott’s Armed Riot Squad walking out from the back )
Stew: Oh great…
( Scott Diamond walks out from behind them in his ring gear wearing his ”Perfect Storm” T- shirt, and walks down the ramp smirking )
( Scott Diamond enters the ring and speaks with his teammates enthusiastically, talking to Demon, then Gunkai and his other teammates )
Ring Announcer: Standing in the ring… they are the team of WWWWOLLVERTONN…. ALISTAIR WHITE…. GUNNNNKAAAIIII RRRRRRIGGGGS…. DARK DEMON AND THE CURRENT CHAIRMAN OF EXTREME ANSWERS WRESTLING!!! ”THE PERFECT STORM” … SCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOTTTT!!! DIIIAAAMOOOOOOOOOONDD!!!!!!!!
( Scott’s team taunts in the ring as Scott tears his shirt off his body and tosses it in to the stands )
( The audience throws the shirt back at the ring, as Scott picks up his shirt again and tosses it back at the other side of audience )
( The audience sends the shirt back and Scott grins and tosses it to ringside )
HYC: Scott seems… confident.
Stew: HIS FREAKING RIOT SQUAD IS STANDING AT ATTENTION ON TOP OF THE RAMP, OF COURSE HE’S CONFIDENT!
( The music dies down, and the lights go red )
( “No One Believes Me” – Kid Cudi hits, and Methuselah walks out through the curtain in his trenchcoat )
( Meth is immediately standing off with Scott’s Riot Squad )
Stew: This is not good…
( The Riot Squad parts and allows Meth to pass as Methuselah walks down the ramp with his eyes set on Scott Diamond, and lifts the corna in the air as fireworks shoots from the top of the Heinz Field into the sky )
HYC: It appears the Riot Squad have no intention to interfere in this match! You see, Stew? This WILL be a 5 on 5 to the finish!
( “Revival” by Orgy hits as Tyler Parker comes out looking especially tense, but walks down the ramp and ends up next to Meth outside the ring )
Stew: What a big night for this man Tyler Parker.. I don’t know why Scott seems so confident, but the emotion on Tyler’s face TRULY tells you what this match is all about.
( Adelitas Way – ”The Collapse” hits as the crowd erupts into cheers and Killswitch storms out from the back full of energy. Tyler Parker is looking at him scornfully as he celebrates with his hometown )
HYC: The Hometown Hero getting a HUUUGE RECEPTION here in Pittsburgh!
( Killswitch approaches Tyler, and the two of them shake hands and await the next person )
Stew: Killswitch and Tyler aren’t the best friends, but they are both on the same page! That’s gotta be disappointing for Scott!
( “Comatose” by Skillet hits as Kawajai comes out from the back full of intensity )
HYC: And perhaps the most shocking part of this whole match.. Kawajai not only reemerging, but JOINING Team DEDEDE! Can you believe it!? Kawajai is standing side by side with the man who, literally one year ago FIRED HIM from EAW and who’s life he tried to take! They are teammates all for the sake of EAW!
( “Always Something” by Cage The Elephant hits as Diamond Cage walks out with a Sledgehammer )
Stew: And Team DEDEDE’s wildcard…
HYC: HEY!! HEY LOOK! SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT TO THE SPINE OF A RIOT SQUAD MEMBER! AND A SHOT TO THE ARM OF ANOTHER, AND A SHOT TO THE GUT FROM ANOTHER!!! AND CAGE SWINGS WILDLY AS THE SLEDGEHAMMER SMASHES THROUGH THE HELMET AND TAKES DOWN THE FIFTH SQUAD MEMBER!
( The music halts )
Stew: DIAMOND CAGE IS ASSAULTING THE RIOT SQUAD ALL BY HIMSELF! CAGE WITH A SHOT TO THE GUT OF THE 6TH GUY, AND TWO OF THEM ARE PULLING OUT TASERS FROM BEHIND HIM! METH IS YELLING AT CAGE TO GET AWAY…. AND HE GETS ZAPPED BY TWO TASERS! DEAR GOD!!!
HYC: BUT CAGE ISN’T FEELING IT AT ALL!!! CAGE ISN’T AFFECTED!!!! CAGE STRIKES BOTH OF THOSE MEN WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER TO THE GUT, AND SWINGS WILDLY BY THE HANDLE SMASHING THE SLEDGEHAMMER THROUGH THE HELMET OF THE NINTH SQUAD MEMBER!! NOW TWO SQUAD MEMBERS ARE SPRAYING MASE DIRECTLY INTO CAGE’S FACE!!! NOBODY ON TEAM METH OR TEAM SCOTT KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Stew: BUT CAGE IS UNEFFECTED!!! HE’S GONE ABSOLUTELY BERZERK! SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT TO THE GUT OF ONE RIOT SQUAD MEMBER AND HE SWINGS THE SLEDGEHAMMER THROUGH THE HELMET, SMASHING IT TAKING DOWN HIS 11TH MAN! AND THERE’S ONLY ONE MORE TO GO… BUT HE’S GOT A SHIELD IN ONE HAND AND A TASER IN THE OTHER… AND CAGE CHARGES… BUT GETS TASED!!! BUT CAGE CHARGES THROUGH IT AND SMASHES THE SLEDGEHAMMER THROUGH THE SHIELD, AND KNOCKS IT OUT OF THE MANS HAND AS HE CLOBBERS THAT 12TH AND FINAL RIOT SQUAD MEMBER WITH THE CLOTHESLINE! NOW CAGE PICKS UP HIS NIGHTSTICK AND BASHES THE NIGHTSTICK OVER THE HEAD OF THAT WOUNDED SQUAD MEMBER OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER … UNTIL METH DRAGS HIM AWAY! DIAMOND CAGE HAS TAKEN OUT THE ENTIRE RIOT SQUAD BY HIMSELF!
HYC: I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS! Scott is…. is SHOCKED! He can’t believe what the hell he just saw!!! Cage, walking towards the ramp is licking he blood off of the nightstick and is prepared to go to WAR!
Ring Announcer: The opponents… The team of KILLSWITCH, TYLER PARKER, DIAMOND CAGE, KAWAJAI AAAND METHUSELAH….. TEEEEEEEEEEEAMMM!!! DEDE–
Stew: TEAM DEDEDE CHARGES INTO THE RING!!! 5 ON 5!! HELL BREAKS LOOSE!!! ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE IN THE RING AS IT’S A 5 ON 5 WAR!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: OHHHH MY LORD, IT’S HECTIC! KILLSWITCH ON WOLVERTON, ALISTAIR WHITE ON TYLER PARKER, DEMON ON KAWAJAI, DIAMOND CAGE ON GUNKAI RIGGS AND METHUSELAH ON SCOTT! IT’S EVEN MORE FURIOUS THAN THE GRAND RAMPAGE! AND TYLER PARKER DRIVES ALISTAIR TO THE CORNER, SHOULDER THRUSTS AS ALISTAIR STUMBLES OUT AND TYLER SPRINGS UP THE ROPES… FINAL CHAPTER!!!!!! ALISTAIR ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AND TYLER SPRINGS ON THE ROPES AND DIVES FOR THE CROSSBODY TO THE OUTSIDE…
HYC: NO!!! Alistair CATCHES him!!! And TYLER SENT INTO THE BARRICADE WITH THE FALLAWAY SLAM! Gunkai Riggs in the ring picks up Cage and Cage is sending punches at him… but Riggs TOSSES CAGE LIKE A BABY INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AND HITS A RUNNING HIP THRUST! Cage brought to his knees! Kawajai and Demon are still evenly matched, but now Kawajai CHARGES AT DEMON TAKING HIM DOWN WITH THE LEGSWEEP AND IS MOUNTING HIM WITH PUNCHES! But Demon sends an ELBOW, KICKS Kawa off and hits an UPPERCUT! Methuselah has Scott sent to the turnbuckle with furious fists and Scott is being overwhelmed by Meth’s rage!!! And WOLVERTON DUCKS a clothesline from Killswitch and hits a HIGH KNEE… and Killswitch turns around to the BIG CLOTHESLINE BY GUNKAI! Gunaki turns towards Methuselah as Meth hits an ELBOW to the jaw of Riggs, and SPRINGS ON HIM FOR THE TORNADO DDT..
Stew: BUT GUNKAI CARRIES HIS BODY UP AND SENDS HIM FLIPPING TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! AND ALISTAIR WHITE HAS TYLER PARKER LIFTED AND SENDS HIM WITH A RUNNING POWERSLAM INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! Methuselah and Parker are down, and Alistair enters the ring as DIAMOND CAGE JUMPS RIGHT ONTO GUNKAI RIGGS… BUT WOLVERTON KNOCKS CAGE DOWN WITH THE DISCUS PUNCH! Kawajai is in the ring being overwhelmed by Demon, but Kawa with the SUPERKICK! DARK DEMON KNOCKED OFF HIS FEET! And Scott meanwhile double teams the grounded Killswitch with Alistair White, sending stomps into him as Gunkai turns his attention to Kawajai…. and Gunkai hits a SPEAR INTO THE CORNER, DRIVING HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! And Gunkai backs away as he CHARGES TOWARDS KAWA AGAIN WITH THE RUNNING SENTON!!! JESUS CHRIST, NEARLY 400 POUNDS! TEAM SCOTT IS IN CONTROL!
HYC: LOOK AT THIS, Tyler Parker and Methuselah IMMEDIATELY charge into the ring with STEEL CHAIRS, AND TP SMASHES THE CHAIR INTO WOLVERTONS SPINE AS METH SMASHES THE CHAIR INTO SCOTT DIAMONDS ARM! ALISTAIR WHITE TAKES A CHAIR SHOT FROM THE SKULL BY METHUSELAH, AND KILLSWITCH SPRINGS UP CLOBBERING ALISTAIR WITH A FIST! Gunkai Riggs is now standing off with Methuselah and Tyler Parker… and BOTH MEN SWING THEIR CHAIRS AND HIT BOTH SIDES OF GUNKAI, BUT GUNKAI SHAKES OFF THE PAIN AND HITS A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE ON THEM BOTH! NO, both men duck and Tyler swings AGAIN AND KNOCKS GUNKAI DIRECTLY ACROSS THE SKULL WITH THE STEEL! AND METHUSELAH JETS TOWARDS GUNKAI FOR THE SPEAR!!! …… WHAT!?
Stew: GUNAKI SWATS AWAY THE SPEAR!!!
HYC: HOLY SMOKES!!!
Stew: HE JUST… HE JUST…. HE JUST… WITH HIS BARE HANDS… WOW! Tyler now charges towards Gunkai and GUNKAI HOISTS TYLER UP FOR THE GORILLA PRESS, AND HOISTS HIM SO HIGH HE CONVERTS IT INTO AN UPPERCUT! Tyler is down…. And LOOK AT DIAMOND CAGE! HE’S GOING FOR THE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! … but SCOTT DIAMOND yanks Cage away and swings a punch, but Cage ducks down, drive Scott into the corner and is UNLEASHING A FLURRY OF FISTS!!! Methuselah is going right back to work on Gunkai Riggs while Killswitch is fighting with Alistair White, and sends Alistair over the ropes to the outside of the ring! Gunkai SHOVES Methuselah away, and Meth strikes back.. ANOTHER shove.. and DARK DEMON FROM BEHIND HITS A PUNCH TO THE BACK OF METH’S SKULL!
HYC: And now look, Kawajai is climbed up to the top turnbuckle and hits a DIVING MISSILE DROPKICK INTO RIGGS, SENDING HIM THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE! Methuselah is being pulled by his hair, and Demon is letting off relentless fists and Kawajai is headed towards Demon… but WOLVERTON ASSAULTS KAWA WITH A KICK TO THE JAW! And WOLVERTON claws his hand into Kawa’s throat before Kawa is sent down…. and connects the BAD MOON RISING!!! IRON CLAW BODYSLAM, AND IS CLAWING HIS FINGERS INTO KAWAS THROAT AS HE COVERS HIM! OOOOOOOONEEEE… TWOOOOOOOOO!!! … KAWA KICKS OUT! Demon now hooks Methuselah and connects a SNAP SUPLEX, and is pointing at Meth screaming abuse towards him… but HERE COMES DIAMOND CAGE WITH A FIST TO THE FACE OF DEMON, AND CLOTHESLINES DEMON OUT OF THE RING!
Stew: So right now Gunkai Riggs and Alistair White are recovering outside of the ring, and Cage and Demon are caught with eachother outside of the ring fighting as well! Kawajai and Methuselah in the ring are recovering and Scott Diamond is trading fists with Tyler Parker in the ring! WOLVERTON is now headed towards Tyler… but look at this! WOLVERTON attacks Tyler Parker, only to be TAKEN DOWN BY KILLSWITCH! Scott Diamond is sending kicks into the side of Tyler, but Tyler catches one kick and replies with one of his own! AND NOW TYLER with the UPPERCUT, and Tyler whips Scott RIGHT INTO KILLSWITCH WITH THE KITCHEN SINK KNEE TO THE GUT! Scott falls to his keister, and Killswitch locks in a bow & arrow submission hold as Tyler backs into the ropes and NAILS A RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE OF THE LEADER OF TEAM SCOTT!!! Methuselah is witnessing both of these men work together to take out Scott!
HYC: BUT ALISTAIR WHITE DRAGS METH OUT OF THE RING! And Killswitch notices. Demon meanwhile is getting the upperhand on this brawl as he hoists Cage and DROPS HIM chest first into the barricade! Cage is leaned back, KNIFE EDGE CHOP! MEAN chop to the chest as Demon backs away…. and HITS THE CYCLONE KILL!!! ROLLING BIG BOOT!! DIAMOND CAGE SEND INTO THE AUDIENCE AND DEMON COVERS CAGE, AS ONE OF THE FOUR REFEREES NEARBY COUNT. OOOOOONEEE…. TWOOOOOO, DC kicks out! That could’ve been it! In the ring now, WOLVERTON is now attacking Tyler Parker, and Killswitch slides out of the ring and attacks Alistair, and Methuselah joins Killswitch for the two on one assault!! Methuselah and Killswitch are giving Alistair that WORK, and both men look at eachother and hi-five! Something I would have NEVER, EVER, EVER thought I’d see! Killswitch and Methuselah on the same page working to HELP EAW!
Stew: AND LOOK, HERE COMES GUNKAI RIGGS ENTERING THE RING JUST AS KAWAJAI RISES, AND GUNKAI ON THE APRON HITS A SPRINGBOARD SHOULDERBLOCK TAKING KAWA DOWN! Tyler and WOLVERTON are exchanging blows, Tyler with a fist, WOLVERTON with an uppercut, Tyler with a BOOT TO THE GUT AND NOW TYLER PICKS UP A CHAIR AND SMASHES IT INTO WOLVERTONS GUT! Gunkai attacks Tyler… CHAIRSHOT INTO THE MIDSECTION! AND NOW TYLER SETS UP THE CHAIR AND CONNECTS THE TRI-FORCE DDT INTO THE SEAT OF THE CHAIR, TAKING GUNKAI DOWN!!! TYLER HOOKS THE LEG OF THAT MASTADON! OOOOONEEEEE…. BUT A KICK OUT OF ONE! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS! AND NOW LOOK, SCOTT DIAMOND GRABS TYLER PARKER AND CONNECTS THE DEADLIFT BACKBREAKER! Tyler Parker and Kawajai are in trouble in the ring as WOLVERTON and Scott are fully aware, and Gunkai is ALREADY getting back to his senses! Look at this now, at ringside Dark Demon is getting punches thrown at him by Cage, and Cage GRABS DEMON AND WHIPS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS… BUT DEMON REVERSES AS CAGE HITS THE SHARP AND UNFORGIVING STEEL!!
HYC: Meanwhile Methuselah backs up and nails a BIG BOOT SENDING ALISTAIR OVER THE BARRICADE! These men, remember, are on the opposite side of the ringside where Demon is putting Cage through abuse. Killswitch ENTERS the crowd jam packed full of ravenous fans and Killswith is dragging Alistair White through the crowd, and eventually Alistair is grounded as Killswitch seems to be… to be climbing the arena steps!!!
( Split screen shows Methuselah entering the ring attacking WOLVERTON, while Killswitch reacts to the fans as he climbs up half a flight of stairs )
HYC: KILLSWITCH THAT CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER HAS SOMETHING PLANNED!
( Killswitch asks the crowd if he should continue climbing, meanwhile Methuselah is being double-teamed by WOLVERTON and Scott, but is faring well )
Stew: KILLSWITCH IS AT THE TOP OF A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!!! SIR ALISTAIR WHITE IS RISING AND HAS NO CLUE, NO FUCKING CLUE! A NEARBY OFFICIAL IS BEGGING KILLSWITCH TO CALL IT OFF…….. BUT KILLSWITCH WITH A LEAP HURLS HIMSELF DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS FOR THE SUICIDE DIVE ON ALISTAIR WHITE!!!!!!! AND IT’S EXECUTED PERFECTLYYYYYYY OH MY GOD MY GOD!!!! KILLSWITCH COVERS! OOOOOOOOONEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
RA: Alistair White has been eliminated!
Stew: WHAT HAS KILLSWITCH DONE!?!? HE’S JUMPED HIMSELF DOWN THIRTY, PROBABLY EVEN FOURTY FEET RIGHT INTO ALISTAIR AND BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! ALTHOUGHT ALISTAIR WHITE IS TAKEN OUT, IT’LL BE A WHILE BEFORE WE SEE KILLSWITCH AGAIN!
HYC: And in the ring, Methuselah is still facing the onslaught of WOLVERTON and Scott as both men have him pinned to a corner, which is smart, while Gunkai who’s just healed from that Tri-Force is putting Tyler through it! Now Dark Demon has Diamond Cage who has a gash on his right arm, leaned back on the Showdown announce table as Demon climbs up it… and I think DEMON WANTS THE DEMON DDT! I THINK THAT’S WHAT HE’S GOING FOR GUYS! CAN HE PULL IT OFF!? Diamond YANKS himself out of that grip and hits a fist to the skull as Demon backs away… and Cage hits a BACKHAND SLAP! ANOTHER backhand slap! One more slap and a series more after that!! AND TAKES DEMON DOWN WITH THE DIAMOND SAINT SPECIAL, MEAN LARIAT TO THE FACE!
Stew: Cage now pulls Demon back up and hooks him.. and it appears he wants to hit a GERMAN.. AND DIAMOND CAGE HITS THE GERMAN SUPLEX OFF THE TABLE! — but Demon BREAKS THE HOLD, TURNS AROUND AND NAILS THE ROLLING ELBOW!!! CAGE HAVING A ROUGH TIME AND IT’S COME TO THIS, DEMON COVERS ON THE TABLE, OOOOOONEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ….. CAGE KICKS OUT! Demon, infuriated yanks Cage off the announce table and rolls him into the ring… and you can see in the ring Methuselah is eating endless blows from WOLVERTON and Scott as he’s at his knees, and the Rowdy, Disgusting and Intimidating Gunkai Riggs is hitting seated sentons into Tyler’s BODY, DRIVING 380 pounds into the poor young man!
HYC: Gunkai backs up off the ropes again and hits his FOURTH seated senton! And hooks both legs, OOOOOONEEE… TWOOOOOOOOOO!!! KICKOUT from Parker. Now Diamond Cage is rolled into the ring, and Scott is ordering Gunkai to pick Cage up… and Gunkai does as he hands him to SCOTT AND SCOTT LIFTS HIM FOR THE VORTEX!!!
Scott: MORE!!!!! MORE PEOPLE!!!
HYC: GUNKAI LIFTS KAWAJAI UP NOW AND PUTS HIM ONTO SCOTT’S SHOULDERS ONTOP OF DC!!!
Scott: MORE!!!!!! MORE!!!!!!!!
HYC: AND NOW GUNKAI PILES TYLER PARKER ONTOP OF THE STACKED DC AND KAWAJAI!!!! A THREE MAN VORTEX!!!!!!! AND DEMON, WOLVERTON AND GUNKAI ARE WITNESSING IT…… BUT METHUSELAH FROM BEHIND HITS A LOW BLOW ON SCOTT, AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AS WOLVERTON AND DEMON TRAIL HIM FURIOUSLY!
Stew: LOOK! SCOTT IS STILL S TANDING WITH ALL THREE MEN ON HIM!!!!! WHAT A FREAK!? DOES THIS MAN NOT EXPERIENCE PAIN!? DOES HE ONLY GO NUMB!?!?!?? TRIPLE VORTEX!!!! MY GOD!!!!!!!! ….. NO, TYLER ESCAPES AT THE LAST SECOND, AND ONLY KAWAJAI AND CAGE ARE HIT WITH THE DOUBLE VORTEX! NOW TYLER SPRINGS UP THE ROPES, FINAL CHAPTER ON GUNKAI! But Gunkai is only send back into the corner, he hasn’t fallen! Scott Diamond attacks Tyler.. Tyler DUCKS the oncoming blow, and GRABS SCOTT FROM BEHIND!!!!! ACROSS THE PARK!!!!!!!! ACROSS THE PARK CONNECTS ON SCOTT DIAMOND!!!!! NO WAAYYY NOO WAYYYYY, THE COVER, OOOOOOOOONEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! SCOTT KICKS OUT!!!
HYC: As SHOCKING as that is, look outside the ring! WOLVERTON and Demon are fighting Methuselah two on one, and Meth hits a shot to Demon, BLOW to the face of WOLVERTON… and Demon attacks again but METH HITS A DROP TOE-HOLD AS DEMON FALLS FACEFIRST INTO GUNKAI’S NEARBY WRECKING BALL! And Methuselah grabs WOLVERTON and SMASHES his face into the steel ringpost.. but WOLVERTON blocks that impact and sends Meth into the ringpost as well, and WOLVERTON scoops Methuselah into his arms in a cradle… and climbs from the ring floor to the apron.. and SPRINGS FROM THE APRON TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! THE CORE STRENGTH AND LEG STRENGTH NEEDED…. WOW! AND NOW WOLVERTON THROWS METH ACROSS THE RING WITH THE FALLAWAY SLAM OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! BUT GUNKAI RIGGS CATCHES METH AND CONVERTS IT INTO A SAMOAN DROP!!!!
( Killswitch enters ringside and digs under the ring )
Stew: OH MY!!!! AND WOLVERTON IS STILL STOOD AT THE TOP ROPE AND TURNS AROUND… STANDING AT THE VERY TOP AND LETTING OUT A HOWL!
WOLVERTON: QUE!!!!! SERA!!!!! SERA!!!!!
Stew: WOLVERTON’S DIVING ELBOW DROP, DIRECTLY INTO THE HEART OF METHUSELAH! AND WOLVERTON COVERS HIM! OOOOOOONEEEE!!!! … TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BUT DIAMOND CAGE JUMPS ON WOLVERTON BREAKING THE PIN! How CLOSE was that!? Gunkai Riggs now follows suit, beating down on Cage and Kawajai is getting back up as well.. and Kawa is going RIGHT to work on WOLVERTON! Cage is just trying to defend himself… and LOOK! LOOK!! IT’S KILLSWITCH! KILLSWITCH IS ON THE APRON WITH A BARBEDWIRE BAT AND SOMETHING IN HIS HANDS WHICH SEEMS TO BE A LIGHTER!!! I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE KILLSWITCH UNTIL JUST NOW, AND HE SETS THE BARBEDWIRE BAT ON FIRE! KILLSWITCH STEPS IN AND HITS GUNKAI OVER THE BACK WITH THAT FLAMING BARBEDWIRE BASEBALL BAT! GUNKAI IS BROUGHT TO HIS KNEES, AND KILLSWITCH TURNS TO SCOTT DIAMOND AND ITS IT OVER HIS BACK, SENDING SCOTT RIGHT BACK TO THE GROUND! Dark Demon hops on the apron now… and KILLSWITCH SWINGS IT AT DEMON, but Demon jumps off the apron as KS misses! And LOOK, KAWAJAI DIVES OVER THE ROPES AND TAKES DEMON DOWN WITH THE FLYING TIGER SAULT!!
( Alistair White can be seen entering his jeep )
HYC: DEMON TAKEN DOWN! Killswitch is looking on and.. and from behind, WOLVERTON is approaching him… but TYLER PARKER SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES FOR ANOTHER FINAL CHAPTER, AND METHUSELAH AT THE SAME TIME TAKES WOLVERTON DOWN WITH THE SPEAR!!!! FINAL CHAPTER / SPEAR COMBO!!! WOLVERTON COVERED BY PARKER, OOOOOOOOOONEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
RA: WOLVERTON has been eliminated!
HYC: Que Sera Sayanara! It’s Team DEDEDE with five, Team Scott with three, and Scott Diamond is getting back up as both Methuselah and Tyler pull him up…. and KILLSWITCH SEES SCOTT PROPPED UP AS HE SWINGS THAT FLAMING BAT AGAIN — BUT SCOTT DUCKS AS TYLER GETS CLOCKED OVER THE HEAD WITH THAT FLAMING BAT!!! KILLSWITCH IS SHOCKED! AND Kawajai hops onto the ring apron.. but SCOTT SHOULDER BLOCKS Kawa off the apron to the ringside floor! Now Diamond Cage attacks Scott, as Methuselah aids Cage in the two on one assault! HEY, HOLD UP!!!!
( The sound of a horn honking is heard, as the British flag Jeep is seen slowly driving down the ramp headed right for Kawajai )
Stew: WHAT THE HELL!?!?!? THAT JEEP, IT’S MOVING… IT APPEARS ALISTAIR WHITE IS IN IT!!! KAWAJAI MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!!!!
( Demon crawls away as the Jeep begins moving faster down the ramp )
HYC: Killswitch is still in shock for taking Tyler down, and Meth and DC are on Scott! AND THE JEEP IS GETTING CLOSER, KAWAJAI IS GOING TO BE RUN OVER!!!!
Stew: BUT KILLSWITCH CHUCKS THE FLAMING BAT THROUGH THE WINDOWS OF THE JEEP, AS IT COMES TO A SCREECHING HAULT AT THE VERY BOTTOM OF THE RAMP, AND ALISTAIR WHITE FALLS OUT OF THE JEEP BLOODIED!
( Officials spray fire hydrants inside the Jeep, and carry Alistair White away as Kawajai moves out of the way )
Stew: WHAT A SAVE BY KILLSWITCH! Gunkai Riggs, meanwhile is lifting Cage up DESPITE Methuselah striking him, and RIGGS DROPS CAGE WITH THE SPINEBUSTER! Meth grabs Riggs now, but Riggs SHOVES him away, and Killswitch grabs Riggs and IS GOING FOR THE DEATHNOTE!!! DIAMOND CUTTER CONNECTING…….. BUT TYLER PARKER, WITH BLOOD DRIPPING DOWN HIS FACE SPRINGS UP AND KICKS KILLSWITCH IN THE GUT, AS GUNKAI RIGGS LIFTS KS FOR THE RAGE OF ATLAS!!!! SHELL SHOCK CONNECTING!!! AND GUNKAI COVERS! OOOOOOOONEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! METH LEAPS TOWARDS GUNKAI, BUT TYLER GRABS METH AND PULLS HIM AWAY! THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
RA: Killswitch is ELIMINATED!
HYC: WHAT THE HELL, TYLER!?
Meth: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?
Tyler: *pointing at his head-wound* HE DID THIS TO ME!! FUCK KILLSWITCH, WE DON’T NEED HIM!
Stew: METH WITH A SLAP TO THE FACE OF TYLER! THE ANGRY TEAM LEADER AND THE SNARLING YOUNG REBELLIOUS STAR PLAYER LOCKING HORNS! THIS IS A MELT DOWN HAPPENING BEFORE OUR EYES! And LOOK, Scott Diamond is rising and STRIKES TYLER FROM BEHIND! Scott now attacks Meth.. but Cage grabs Scott and tosses him to the outside of the ring! And now Diamond Cage is making Meth aware of what’s happened outside the ring, and meanwhile Dark Demon and Kawajai are at another part of ringside exchanging blows! DC and Meth roll outside of the ring…. and Tyler Parker soon follows and talks to Methuselah, but METH SHOVES HIM AWAY! It seems like Meth doesn’t want anything to do with Tyler! Tyler glares at Methuselah, and he grabs Scott Diamond and pulls him in for a POWERBOMB! AND METH IS GETTING THE SIGNAL AS HE ROLLS INTO THE RING… BUT MEETS GUNKAI RIGGS! But Here comes DC, entering the ring and taking Gunkai down with a furious flurry of blows… and now Methuselah RUNS THE ROPES AND SPEEDS TOWARDS THE RAMP-SIDE ROPES, LEAPING OVER AS TYLER PARKER AND METHUSELAH HIT THEIR POWERBOMB / SENTON SPECIAL, DIRECTLY ONTO THE HOOD OF THAT JEEP!!!!! SCOTT DIAMOND HAS GOTTEN HIS, AND TYLER PARKER DRAGS SCOTT OFF THE HOOD TO COVER HIM! OOOOOOOOOONEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!
RA: SCOTT DIAMOND HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
HYC: THEY’VE DONE IT! SCOTT HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT!!!! THE SOLE SURVIVORS ARE DARK DEMON AND GUNKAI RIGGS! And look at Demon and Kawajai, theres a FIST from Demon, FIST from Kawajai, FIST from Demon, FIST from Kawajai! SLAP from Demon, SLAP from Kawa, SLAP from Demon, SLAP from Kawa! KICK TO THE SIDE FROM DEMON, KICK TO THE SIDE FROM KAWA, KNEE TO THE GUT FROM DEMON, KICK TO THE SIDE FROM KAWA! HEADBUTT FROM DEMON, HEADBUT FROM KAWA, HEADBUTT FROM DEMON, HEADBUTT FROM KAWA! FOREARM FROM DEMON, FOREARM FROM KAWA, FOREARM FROM DEMON, FOREARM FROM KAWA, FOREARM FROM DEMON, FOREARM FROM KAWA! JESUS CHRIST!!! UPPERCUT FROM DEMON, UPPERCUT FROM KAWA, UPPERCUT FROM DEMON, UPPERCUT FROM KAWA! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT FROM DEMON, EUROPEAN UPPERCUT FROM KAWAJAI, EUROPEAN UPPERCUT FROM DEMON, EURO UPPERCUT FROM KAWA… ROLLING ELBOW FROM KAWA!!!! DEMON IS SENT TEETERING BACK WITH BLOOD GUSHING FROM HIS LIPS, NOSE AND SWOLLEN EYE, AND KAWA HITS A RUNNING DOUBLE KNEE SENDING DEMON INTO THE CROWD!!! WHAT AN EXCHANGE!!!! WHAT FURIOUS RAPID BLOWS!!! DEMON SEEMS TO BE RETREATING!
Stew: Diamond Cage is taking punishment from Gunkai Riggs, and Cage SPRINGS to a used steel chair in the ring… and SMACKS IT AGAINST GUNKAIS LEGS! GUNKAI IS UNFAZED! Cage SMASHES THE CHAIR INTO GUNKAI’S ARMS! AND NOW HIS BODY! AND HIS FACE! EIGHT CHAIR SHOTS, EIGHT CHAIR SHOTS IN A ROW AND GUNKAI ISN’T EVEN RATTLED! CAGE SWINGS AS HARD AS HE CAN WITH HIS NINTH, RUNNING SWINGING CHAIRSHOT!!! AND CAGE DROPS THE CONTORTED CHAIR AS HE BACKS AGAINST THE ROPE AND LEAPS ON HIM!
HYC: LOOK!!! METHUSELAH HAS ENTERED THE JEEP NOW AND TYLER PARKER IS HOLDING SCOTT UP FROM THE APRON…. AND METHUSELAH IS SLOWLY CLOSING TOWARDS SCOTT…. AND METHUSELAH PINS SCOTT DIAMOND TO THE RING APRON USING THAT JEEP!!! SCOTT’S LEGS AND LOWER BODY HAVE BEEN PINNED TO THE APRON! And now Tyler enters the ring to help Diamond Cage, but Meth stops Tyler and orders him to dig under the ring…. and TYLER DOES AS HE PULLS OUT NOT ONE, BUT TWO WOODEN TABLES! AND NOW LOOK AT KAWAJAI, KAWAJAI SPRINGS UP ON TOP OF THE JEEP HERE AND HITS A RUNNING DEADEND INTO THE TRAPPED BEAST, SCOTT DIAMOND!!!! SCOTT WILL BE NO KIND OF THREAT FOR A LONG, LONG TIME, THAT IS FOR DAMN SURE!
( Meth exits the jeep, pulls the key out of the ignition and tosses it into the audience )
( Methuselah now orders Kawa to go after Demon, who is at the ramp-side area of the crowd retreating. Kawajai leaps into the crowd and chases after Demon while Tyler Parker is in the ring aiding Cage against Gunkai )
Stew: Gunkai has been an immovable object for this entire freaking match! Methuselah now grabs the tables and he sets one of them up right outside the ring near the turnbuckle corner. And now Meth pushes one into the ring and takes a Steel Chair in the ring with him, and sets it up in the corner… now Meth gets to work joining a TRIPLE TEAM between Gunkai and Tyler and Cage… AND LOOK! KILLSWITCH IS BACK UP, AND HE’S RUNNING TOWARDS TYLER PARKER!!! BUT METHUSELAH SEPARATES BOTH MEN AND METH PHYSICALLY RESTRAINS KILLSWITCH, AS HE WANTS TYLER PARKER!!! PLEASE KILLSWITCH, YOU DON’T HAVE TO DO THIS!
( Gunkai stumbles to the ground, recuperating as DC and Methuselah try to separate Killswitch and Tyler. Security soon charges into the ring and pulls Killswitch away from Tyler, but Killswitch begins fighting security and is eventually dragged out of the ring )
HYC: KILLSWITCH HAVING TO BE PHYSICALLY REPRIMANDED BY SECURITY… HE WAS GOING TO TEAR TYLER’S FREAKIN’ HEAD OFF! AND BOTH DC AND METH ARE COOLING TYLER DOWN….. BUT TYLER CHARGES OUT OF THE RING AND LEAPS TOWARDS THE CROWD OF SECURITY, AND METH FOLLOWS HIM AS THEY ARE NOW HALFWAY UP THE RAMP! Meth is YANKING Tyler Parker away from the crowd, and Diamond Cage is still in the ring… but GUNKAI RIGGS DRAGS CAGE FROM BEHIND AND TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE RING! And now Tyler, backing away from the brawl is met by Gunkai who rolls to the outside and SENDS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE JEEP! And Methuselah turns towards the action now as KS is being taken out of the arena… and Meth charges at GUNKAI FOR THE SPEAR AGAIN… BUT AGAIN, GUNKAI SWATS AWAY THE SPEAR, LIFTS METH AND TOSSES HIM UP THE RAMP SENDING HIM FLYING LITERALLY TEN FEET!! METH HITS THE GROUND AT THE RAMP, AS HE’S CLOSER TO THE STAGE!
Stew: And now Gunkai grabs Tyler again…. lifts him… and HITS THE HIMILAYAN DROP!!!! THUNDER FIRE POWERBOMB RIGHT ONTO THE FLOOR, AND COVERS PARKER! OOOOOOONEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEE!!
RA: Tyler Parker has been eliminated!
Stew: TYLER PARKER TAKEN OUT OF THIS, AND METH AND DC ARE DOWN! DC is laid out at ringside and Meth is recovering after literally being thrown TEN FEET! And now look at this!
( Demon and Kawa are seen brawling in the audience, but Demon is on all fours and Kawajai is looking at one of the large arena-cameras. )
Stew: Look at Kawajai… he’s climbing up one of the platforms where the large, swinging arena cameras are…. and KAWA SEEMS TO BE GRIPPING THAT LARGE CAMERA….. AND JUMPS OFF THE PLATFORM WITH IT SWINGING HIMSELF OVER THE HEADS OF PART OF THE CROWD LIKE TARZAN, AND LEAPING ONTO DEMON — BUT DEMON DUCKS AS KAWAJAI GETS SENT THROUGH A TABLE!!!! AND DARK DEMON PULLS KAWAJAI UP, AND NAILS THE COMAH KILLAH!!!! G!!!! T!!!! S!!!!!! KAWAJAI IS KNOCKED OUT, DEMON COVERS! OOOOOOOOONEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!
RA: Kawajai is eliminated!
HYC: DARK DEMON SAVED HIS SKIN AFTER KAWA’S RUSH FOR ADRENALINE CAME BACK TO BITE HIM! And now Demon is looking around… seemingly surprised at the carnage, and see’s METHUSELAH on the ramp struggling to rise.. and that is his next target! At ringside, Gunkai Riggs has Diamond Cage hoisted and he DRIVES CAGE INTO THE APRON, AND SENDS HIM THROUGH A SECTION OF THE BARRICADE KNOCKING IT DOWN!!!!
Stew: ARE WE IN A WRESTLING MATCH OR ARE WE IN HELL!? Gunkai is INHUMAN! His strength is unbelievable! Methuselah and Diamond Cage are the only two left from Team DEDEDE, and Gunkai Riggs and Dark Demon are the only two left from Team Scott! But Demon is headed towards Methuselah and Diamond Cage is WIPED OUT. Gunkai grabs Cage and rolls him in the ring… and Gunkai is looking into that ringside area he just destroyed and is pulling out a LADDER…. AND THAT LADDER SEEMS TO BE 15…. NO… IT’S TWENTY FEET… AND GUNKAI LEANS IT ONTO THE RING ROPES! Now Dark Demon is dragging Methuselah as these men are at the stage.. and Demon sweeps Meth to his back and hits a SLINGSHOT sending Meth into the stage! Meth nearly collapses, but Demon catches him and grabs him…. and is headed behind the Stage set-up… let’s get our cameras over there..
( Demon is seen dragging Methuselah up a flight of metal stairs behind the titantron, as a referee is following them pleading for them to stop )
Stew: WHAT ARE YOU.. DEMON…. DEMON WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
HYC: Where do you think he’s going, Stew….
Stew: Oh my God.. I do NOT like this! LOOK IN THE RING, DIAMOND CAGE SMASHES GUNKAI’S SKULL INTO THE LADDER AND IS FINALLY MOUNTING OFFENSE! Cage LIFTS RIGGS AND HITS A LIFTING UPPERCUT, but Riggs doesn’t fall as Cage hits a DROPKICK into the corner! Cage jets towards Riggs and is at the corner delivering numbered punches! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! AND A HURRICANA, SENDING RIGGS TUMBLING ONTO HIS SIDE!! Diamond Cage now climbs up to the top rope…
( Dark Demon is carrying Meth over his shoulder similar to how Kawajai was carried last year, and is running up the steps )
Stew: Cage IS UP AT THE TOP… DIVING HEADBUTT!!!! AND HE HITS IT INTO RIGGS, AS RIGGS ROLLS TO HIS SIDE AND CAGE COVERS, OOOOOOOOONEEE!!! …. BUT GUNKAI PUSHES HIS BODY OFF LIKE A FUCKING RAG DOLL! Cage is severely screwed up, but he’s fighting for his life at this point! OH MY GOD, GET TO CAMERA SIX! CAMERA SIX IMMEDIATELY!
( Camera shows Dark Demon standing at the top of the Titantron stage set up, with Methuselah in his arms as he has an evil grin on his face )
HYC: WHAT THE FUCK, DEMON!? THIS IS A MAN’S LIFE YOU HAVE IN YOUR HANDS! STOP!!! ….. LOOK, METH IS ALIVE, METH FIRING PUNCHES ARE DEMON AS THESE MEN HAVE TO BE AT LEAST 100 FEET WITH NOTHING BUT CONCRETE BELOW THEM! THE ENTIRE HEINZ FIELD HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO A HALT. SOMEBODY GET OUT HERE! STOP THESE MEN! STOP THIS! DEMON AND METHUSELAH ARE EXCHANGING PUNCHES SLUGGISHLY BUT EFFECTIVELY, BUT DEMON DUCKS UNDER A SHOT FROM METH….. HANGMANS ELBOW!!!!! METHUSELAH IS TEETERING….. BUT DEMON GRABS METH BY HIS HAIR SAVING HIM FROM FALLING, PULLS HIM UP AND CONNECTS DEATH IS WELCOME!!!!!!!!! ROLLING CUTTER, AND DEMON HOOKS BOTH LEGS HERE ON TOP OF THIS TITANTRON! OOOOOOOOOOOONEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! … METHUSELAH KICKS OUT!!!!! MAN!!! …. And look at the FURY ON THE FACE OF DARK DEMON. DEMON IS LOOK AT A MAN WHO HE BLAMES FOR TAKING EVERYTHING AWAY FROM HIM! HIS CHANCE AT A TITLE MATCH, HIS HEALTH FROM THEIR HELL IN A CELL MATCH… In everything that is unholy, Dark Demon HATES Methuselah! He hates him as bad as anything in the world!!!!
Stew: LOOK IN THE RING, GUNKAI RIGGS CATCHES CAGE AFTER A CROSSBODY, AND RIGGS FLATTENS HIM WITH A WORLDS STRONGEST SLAM! And now Gunkai drags that 20 foot ladder…. AND HE SETS IT UP!!! THAT 20 FOOT LADDER SET UP IN THE RING!!! AND NOW GUNKAI PICKS UP CAGE AND LAYS HIM OUT ON THE TABLE, AS RIGGS BEGINS CLIMBING THAT 20 FOOT LADDER WHILE AN UNCONSCIOUS DIAMOND CAGE CAN DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DEFEND HIMSELF!!!
( As Gunkai climbs up the ladder, Demon stands up and pulls Methuselah up by his arms )
HYC: JESUS CHRIST!!!! LOOK AT DARK DEMON!!!! DEMON HOLDS METH UP FOR A CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB…. HE’S SO SICK OF METH! HE WANTS HIM GONE FOREVER!
Stew: LOOK AT GUNKAI RIGGS!!! GUNKAI FROM THE TOP OF THE TWENTY FOOT LADDER CONNECTS THE NIBIRU’S IMPACT FROM TWENTY FEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIVING SPLASH SENDING DIAMOND CAGE THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIAMOND CAGE OH MY GOD EVERY BONE IN HIS BONE HAS BEEN BROKEN!!!!!!AND GUNKAI ROLLS TO HIS BACK, ABSOLUTELY PARALYZED… HE’S HAD THE WIND KNOCKED OUT OF HIM, HE CAN’T MOVE!!!! GUNKAI ROLLS OVER ON TOP OF CAGE AS HE COVERS, OOOOOOOOONEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! …. CAGE KICKS OUT!!!! AND GUNKAI ABSOLUTELY CAN’T BELIEVE THIS!!
HYC: JESUS CHRIST!!! WHAT HAVE WE SEEN!?
Stew: CAGE ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING NOW, HE’S PRACTICALLY DEAD AT THE RINGSIDE FLOOR. I’M ABSOLUTELY TAKEN BACK BY THIS.. BY ALL THAT IS HOLY CAGE WAS JUST FLATTENED!!
HYC: BUT NOW DEMON…. DARK DEMON IS RUNNING TOWARDS THE EDGE OF THE TITANTRON FOR THE CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB SENDING METH DOWN 100 FEET!!!!!
Stew: NOOOO WAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!
HYC: LOOK, IT’S KAWAJAI!!! KAWAJAI SNATCHES METHUSELAH OFF AT THE LAST SECOND! IT APPEARS KAWAJAI’S FOLLOWED BOTH MEN, AND NOW DEMON TURNS AROUND…. DEAD END!!!!! DEMON REFUSES TO FALL, DEMON IS GUSHING AT THE MOUTH AND REFUSES TO COLLAPSE…. HE STUMBLES AWAY FROM THE EDGE… AND METHUSELAH SITS UP NEARLY FOAMING AT THE MOUTH, SPRINGS UP AND CONNECTS A SPEAR!!!! DARK DEMON TAKEN DOWN, AND METH COVERS! OOOOOOOONEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
RA: DARK DEMON is eliminated!
Stew: KAWAJAI HAS JUST SAVED METH’S LIFE!!!!!!! Kawajai looks down at Methuselah, as Meth collapses to the ground… Kawajai seems to be saying something along the lines of “you’re on your own now” and Kawa walks away, descending the stairs behind the titantron. My GOD, my heart is racing… and this isn’t over!
( Camera cuts to Scott Diamond as he’s trapped behind the Jeep, and four remaining, now-healed Riot Squad members are pushing the jeep away, as Scott is eventually free’d and collapses immediately )
HYC: Well… Gunkai has yet to even leave the ground, and after expending all of his energy on a kickout Cage is knocked out at the outside and Methuselah seems to be absolutely drained! Kawajai has left the building, Demon is DONE IN and Scott seems to have had his legs crushed.. or at least demobilized! Scott is on the ground giving orders to the Riot Squad members…. and they nod and run towards the Titantron, and are climbing up those metal steps as they eventually get to the top, grab Methuselah, and are taking him with them! It seems Scott Diamond, who’s snapped backed to consciousness has seen EVERYTHING and has a plan for Methuselah now that he knows the only person left is the unconscious Gunkai Riggs!
Stew: Diamond Cage is CRUSHED. SOMETHING is broken, I don’t know if it’s his ribs or a collapsed lung but he absolutely can’t continue. Absolutely not.
( The riot squad members carry Methuselah’s body down the ramp and roll him in the ring. Gunkai Riggs is beginning to stir )
HYC: Methuselah is in the ring…. and Meth gets up to his feet and is using the corner for support… but HERE COMES A RUNNING GUNKAI RIGGS NAILING THE CORNER SPLASH!! AND METH STUMBLES OUT OF THE CORNER, FALLING ONTO HIS FACE, AS GUNKAI COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND! Both men are so burnt out, there’s nothing left to give! And Meth rolls onto his back, panting and catching his breath and seeing stars perhaps!
Stew: Scott is giving out more orders… and the Squad Members are carrying Scott up, and are helping him up the ring apron…. and Scott with the remaining leg strength he has is CLIMBING THE TOP ROPE! SCOTT IS ALL THE WAY AT THE TOP, AND IS STANDING OVER METHUSELAH WHO IS LAID OUT ON HIS BACK………. AND SCOTT LEAPS OFF FOR THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ….. BUT METHUSELAH’S EYES SHOOT OPEN, AND HE JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY AS SCOTT HITS THE MAT FLAT ON HIS FACE! AND GUNKAI RIGGS RISES AS METH DARTS TO HIS FEET, AND METH SPEEDS ACROSS THE RING CONNECTING THE SPEAR!!!! GUNKAI TAKEN DOWN, METHUSELAH COVERRS!
Stew: OOOOOOOOOONEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ….. THRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( “No One Believes Me” hits as Methuselah is laid out in the ring )
Ring Announcer: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS… THE TEAM OF KILLSWITCH, KAWAJAI, DIAMOND CAGE, TYLER PARKER AND METHUSELAH.. TEEEEEEEEEEEEAM DEDEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Stew: THE WAR IS OVER!!!!!!!
HYC: METHUSELAH’S DONE IT! METHUSELAH AND DIAMOND CAGE AS THE SOLE SURVIVORS HAVE PUT SCOTT DIAMOND OUT OF BUSINESS, AND TEAM SCOTT IN IT’S ENTIRETY ARE NOW WIPED FROM THE FACE OF EAW FOR GOOD!
Stew: HIGH OCTANE, DEATH DEFYING, LIFE CHANGING, CAREER ENDING MATCH… LOOK AT THE CARNAGE!
( Overview of the arena is shown including Demon being helped off the titantron by officials, Scott surrounded by riot squad members, the busted up Jeep and highlights from the match shown including KS’ plunge, Kawajai saving Meth and Gunkai’s 20 foot splash )
HYC: It’s over, the chaos is FINALLY over! Mr. DEDEDE can take back the company from that tyrant Scott Diamond, and when Scott wakes up he’ll never believe this!
( Diamond Cage drags Methuselah out of the ring and helps him up the ramp )
Stew: I can’t believe this MYSELF! What an event!!! What a night!!! This transcended anything I ever expected to see!!! SOMEHOW Gunkai Riggs gets taken down by the Spear, somehow through a second wind Methuselah captures the victory…. we may NEVER see anything like this again!!! It was an Invasion we never saw coming… but EAW SURVIVED the tyrant! Tune in to Showdown, Dynasty, NEO and all future EAW programming for more details!
( Cage continues to help Meth up the ramp as the captioning logo shows up on the screen and it fades to black )
( EAW Logo buzzes )