( EAW intro plays )
(Highlights of CM Banks vs. The Heart Break Boy at Pain for Pride V play along with Banks bowing in front of the crowd at the end while receiving a standing ovation)
HBB *in the background*: CM Banks is an embarrassment and the fact you people cheered him over me at PFP says it all. If you want to cheer a man who attacked an INNOCENT vixen, almost killed Scott Diamond and among other things, than fine.
(Highlights show of Prince of Phenomenal defeating ADV at PFP and celebrating his victory in the crowd)
HBB *to POP*: Those people who supported you at Grand Rampage, at Pain for Pride …are the exact same people who will chew you up and spit you back out.
(Highlights show of POP vs. HBB at MSM with the crowd cheering as Hurricane Hawk cashes in his 24/7 contract on POP)
HBB: You all cheered for a man who has publicly embarrassed EAW so many times with his GTL crew, a man who uses women for his own selfish needs over a man who works so hard to give it his all for this company.
(Highlights play back in November on Showdown with Mutiny beating down on Jaywalker and Matt Daniels firing him)
HBB: You all cheered when two rugrats attacked and fired a legend of this company, without this man EAW would have never been as big as it is today.
(Highlights play of Dark Demon vs. Kawajai with Mr.DEDEDE trying time and time again to screw Demon)
HBB: You all cheered for Mr.DEDEDE tried to hog the spotlight from two of the very best extremists today, you all cheered when a man who has been busting his ass to restore prestige of a lost title almost got screwed.
HBB: And for all of this, we have united as the most elite and powerful group to have ever graced this company to bring forth a new era to this company…
(Highlights of Project E.G.O destroying the Dynasty Roster play)
HBB: To edge out the weak…
(Highlights of E.G.O beating down on Mr.DEDEDE on Dynasty play)
Jaywalker: To edge out the corrupt…
(Highlights play of Cleopatra retiring the Heart Break Gal and defeating various Vixen legends)
Cleo: To edge out those who do not fit our image…
(Highlights play of E.G.O taking out Matt Ryder and WWEFan in the parking lot and brawling with Team EAW)
POP: To edge out those who try to stop us..
Troy: …Starting tonight, the invasion will commence and the new dawn will rise where only the strong shall survive …Abandon all hope…
(‘’It’s time for War’’ by LL Cool J plays as a highlight video plays recapping all the feuds from E.G.O vs. EAW, Kawajai vs. Mr.DEDEDE, Dark Demon vs. Alexander Da Vinci, MosesX vs. Sir Hornetsky and Pyrite vs. Ren Smyth)
(Camera pans to the MGM Grand Arena as ‘’Dove and Grenade’’ by Hollywood Undead plays as a series of gold, red, blue and black pyro shoots up from the stage down to the ramp and to the ringposts)
(The camera pans to the Dynasty commentators table with Stew-O and Masters)
Stew: WELCOME TO TERRITORIAL INVASION!! THE WAR WILL START AND END TONIGHT!! Everything is on the line tonight, pride, titles and even CAREERS will be on the line tonight! I’m Stew-O joined tonight by Masters and what a show we have in store for you tonight as Project E.G.O take on Team EAW in our main event, no pinfalls, no submissions, no tags, all under Last Man Standing rules!
Masters: And of course, the number one contender to the Answers World Championship as Devan Dubian, Troy Conway and Colin Kaline all battle it out tonight in a triple threat match! But lets take it over to the Showdown side of things!
(Camera pans to ETR and HYC at the Showdown table)
ETR: Thanks Masters and things have been heating on Showdown of course, Dark Demon will defend his World Heavyweight Championship against Alexander Da Vinci and it was one year ago that ADV won the Answers World Championship at this VERY event, can history repeat itself tonight? I sure do hope so!
HYC: But of course, one career will end as Kawajai takes on Mr.DEDEDE in an I quit match where the loser will literally have to quit EAW for good! Everything is on the line tonight and we’re gonna kick things off with a match for the vacant Interwire Championship!
( Camera fades into the ring )
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen… the opening contest of Territorial Invasion is scheduled for one fall! And it is for… THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!
( The Interwire Championship is shown on a stand at ringside )
( “Boss of all Bosses” by Slim Thug plays as Suicidal VIP makes his way to the ring focusing his eyes on the Interwire Championship )
Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, from Oakland, California… weighing in at 219 pounds!!… SUICCIDALLLL VIP!!!
ETR: Well, this match was made last week on Showdown, after Diamond Cage was suspended by WWEFan, Rami already had contender ship to the title when he beat three other men at No Regards, VIP is lucky that he got put into this match, and I know for a fact that he’s going to make the most of this fantastic opportunity.
( “Nowhere Kids” by Shinedown plays as Rami makes his way to the ring )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Djerba, Tunisia… weighing in at 244 pounds… RAAMMIIIII!!
HYC: Well, like you said ETR, he beat three other hungry competitors to become the Number One Contender to the Interwire Championship, he thought he would be facing Diamond Cage, but all he has to do is switch his strategy a bit, Rami’s a smart guy, I think he’ll be able to pull it off.
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
ETR: And we’re off! A great crowd here tonight in Las Vegas… Rami and VIP circle around the ring a bit, and lock up! Rami with a bit of a size advantage over VIP but certainly not anything insurmountable. Rami quickly shifts to a waist lock and takes VIP down to the mat! Rami switches to the upper-body of VIP and begins wrenching the head as he pulls him back to his feet. Rami whips him into the ropes… BUT VIP COMES BACK BY THROWING HIS WHOLE BODY AT RAMI AND CONNECTS WITH A FLYING FOREARM KNOCKING RAMI DOWN INTO THE MAT!
HYC: Rami up to his feet rather quickly, but here comes VIP charging… and he knocks Rami down with a swift clothesline, Rami up again… but again gets knocked down with a clothesline… Rami up to his feet yet again… and here comes VIP… BUT RAMI CATCHES HIM AND CONNECTS WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! WOW!! WHAT A REVERSAL BY RAMI!! VIP crawls over to the ropes grabbing his lower back as he pulls himself to his feet, Rami comes running… BUT VIP PULLS DOWN THE ROPES SENDING RAMI FLIPPING OVER THEM AND HE LANDS HARD ON THE OUTSIDE!!
ETR: VIP now slides himself out of the ring as well, he grabs Rami and pulls him up to a vertical base, he drags him over to the barricade and bounces his head off the edge! Rami falls to the floor below as VIP gets him back to his feet and rolls him into the ring. VIP now climbs onto the apron and heads to the top rope… He waits as Rami begins to make it back to his feet… Rami’s up and he turns around… VIP LEAPS OFF… AND HE CONNECTS!! MISSILE DROPKICK!! A BEAUTIFUL MISSLE DROPKICK THAT SENDS RAMI FLYING BACK HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING!! AND NOW VIP QUICKLY SCRAMBLES OVER TOWARDS RAMI AND HOKS THE LEG!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… BUT RAMI ROLLS HIS SHOULDER UP!!
HYC: And the early portion of this match has been fueled with some high octane offense! Rami able to kick out of that Missile Dropkick, but it doesn’t look like VIP has skipped a beat here as he stomps on the mid-section of Rami, before heading to the top rope once again! BUT LOOK… RAMI SPRINGS TO HIS FEET AS VIP WAS HEADING TO THE TOP… HE LEAPS UP TO THE SECOND ROPE AND CATCHES VIP WITH A KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! WHAT A MOVE BY RAMI!! VIP FALLS FORWARD HITTING HIS HEAD ON THE MAT, AND NOW RAMI LOOKS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE AS HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF SUICIDAL VIP!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… KICKOUT!!
ETR: VIP may have kicked out, but it’s obvious that his neck and head are in bad shape… And Rami is well aware of this as he applies a headlock! Trying to cutoff the circulation going to VIP’s head… but VIP is attempting to make it back to his feet… He’s fighting Rami as Rami tries to keep him down… VIP ALMOST TO HIS FEET… AND VIP JUMPS INTO THE AIR WITH THE HEADLOCK STILL APPLIED… JAWBREAKER!! RAMI GET’S HIS JAW JACKED BY VIP AS HE STRUGGLES TO REMAIN ON HIS FEET… VIP regains himself and runs towards Rami and knocks him down with a forearm to the jaw!
HYC: VIP now hunches down in the corner and cracks his neck a bit, you can tell it’s still bothering him. He gets back up and begins to circle around Rami, planning out his next move… Rami up to his feet… VIP TURNS HIM AROUND… DDT!!… NO!! RAMI REVERSES IT INTO A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!! ANOTHER FANTASTIC REVERSAL BY RAMI AS HE TRIES TO BUY HIMSELF SOME TIME!! I’ve been very impressed with both these men here tonight, they’ve both came off swinging, this is a great way to start off Territorial Invasion! Rami gets VIP back to his feet and tosses him over his shoulders… SAMOAN DROP!! PLANTING VIP RIGHT INTO THE MAT… AND NOW RAMI’S FEELING IT!! HE’S SIGNALING FOR THE END!!
ETR: HE GRABS VIP AND PULLS HIM BACK TO HIS FEET… THE PAIN KILLER CONNE—WAIT NO!! VIP SENDS ELBOWS INTO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF RAMI!! AND HE ESCAPES IT!! RAMI COMES CHARGING… BUT HE RUNS INTO A SIDE HEEL KICK WHICH SENDS HIM DOWN INTO THE MAT!! AND THE MOMENTUM AGAIN HAS SHIFTED!! This time it’s Suicidal VIP with the momentum, as he reversed the Pain Killer, and VIP’s lucky, if Rami hit that, he would be the Interwire Champion right now. VIP is looking great here tonight, he’s definitely taking advantage of that opportunity that WWEFan gave him.
HYC: No doubt ETR, both of these men have been impressive. VIP uses the ropes to aid him to his feet, he walks over towards Rami and pulls him up to his feet… He whips him into the ropes… Rami comes back… AND HE RUNS RIGHT INTO AN ENZIGURI THAT BRINGS RAMI DOWN TO HIS KNEES!! RAMI GROGGY ON HIS KNEES NOW AND VIP BACKS UP… HE CHARGES TOWARDS RAMI!!… AND HE CRACKS HIM IN THE JAW WITH THE SHINING WIZARD!! WOW!! RAMI SLUMPS DOWN INTO THE MAT AND NOW VIP SLOWLY CRAWLS OVER TOWARDS RAMI AND HE HOOKS THE LEG, NEW CHAMP!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—NO!! NO! RAMI GET’S THE SHOULDER UP!!
ETR: Rami manages to kick-out, but VIP is CLEARLY in the driver’s seat here! VIP stomps on the back of Rami a bit as he tries to weaken him more, and you have to imagine that VIP is a bit upset that he hasn’t been able to put Rami away, he wants this match to be over already, he wants the Interwire Championship! He gets Rami to his feet and tosses him over his shoulders… AND A STEAM ROLLER BY VIP!! WHAT A MOVE!! A STEAM ROLLER BY VIP!! AND AGAIN INTO THE PIN, THIS TIME HOOKING BOTH LEGS, THE REFEREE SLIDES INTO POSITION!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… BUT AGAIN RAMI KICKS OUT!!
HYC: And VIP is livid! He’s upset at himself, he can’t believe that Rami kicked out! He thought he had the win! VIP gets to his feet and paces around the ring, he glances over at the turnbuckle, and he begins to climb… Rami still down!!… VIP LEAPS OFF LOOKING FOR THE SUICIDAL SPLASH!! THAT 630… IT CONNECTS!!… WAIT NO!! OH MY LORD!! RAMI GOT HIS KNEES UP AND THEY WERE DRIVEN INTO THE BACK OF SUICIDAL VIP!! A DEVASTATING RESULT FOR VIP!! RAMI NOW MAKES IT TO HIS FEET AND GRABS VIP… THE PAIN KILLER!! YES!! IT CONNECTS!! RAMI INTO THE COVER!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( “Nowhere Kids” hits as Rami is awarded the Interwire Championship, he gets up and starts to celebrate )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… and NEW INTERWIRE CHAMPION… RAMMIIIII!!
ETR: Rami did it! Rami has won the Interwire Championship! And what a heart-breaking loss this is for Suicidal VIP, as he really took control in the latter part of the match! I thought it was just a matter of time before he put Rami away, but Rami pulls off an amazing reversal at the end to capture the Interwire Championship!
HYC: What a FANTASTIC way to start off Territorial Invasion as we crown a new Interwire Champion, congratulations to Rami, he certainly deserves it.
( Camera focuses backstage to a feed on Mr. DEDEDE, as he’s seen walking down the hallway wearing a black suit, carrying a clipboard and moving in a quite stern demeanor )
( DEDEDE paces towards a lockerroom door and rather harshly knocks on it ) …
( Kawajai is seen, fully suited up in ring gear, opening the door as he examines DEDEDE head to toe )
Kawajai: So It’s you…
Kawajai: Did you come to quit before the match even begins?? Because for someone whos supposed to end my career tonight, you look like somebody just pulled you out of a casket…
Mr. DEDEDE: I have to look professional, I’m still your boss for the next few hours. And speaking of such I need you to sign this.. *DEDEDE holds out the clipboard/pen towards Kawajai, as Kawajai hesitantly takes it from him*
Kawajai: What is this… *Kawa flips through the contract*
Mr. DEDEDE: It’s a contract for our match. This is to finalize the stipulation of tonight’s match as far as legal matters are concerned; and to legally unsanction every crushing blow that I unleash upon you tonight.
Kawajai: I’m less than threatened about your release form you drew up. But ofcorse ill sign, we don’t need Ryan with anymore loopholes getting himself back into EAW after tonight *Kawa signs his name in various places on the contract*
Kawajai: I’m won’t let you step foot in an EAW ring ever again, DEDEDE, and that’s a promise that you’ve just sealed. Now take your stupid contract.
( Kawajai tosses the contract on the floor in front of DEDEDE’s feet, as both of them engage in a tense staredown and DEDEDE picks up the clipboard from the ground )
Mr. DEDEDE: Well.. I wouldn’t hold you to a promise after No Regards… I just hope you don’t let this unsanctioning of tonight’s match go to your head.. I wouldn’t want you doing anything that gets you killed before I finish you myself for good.
( DEDEDE turns and walks away from Kawa’s locker room as Kawa looks on, grinning at whats to come )
( DEDEDE is seen continually walking, until he’s stopped in the hallway strip by WWEFan )
Mr. DEDEDE: Move…
WWEFan: No. I demand you hear me out for once… Listen, Ryan I need to talk to you this instant.
*DEDEDE gets in Fan’s face, though Fan is unwaivering in demeanor*
Mr. DEDEDE: If you or ANYONE calls me anything other than “BOSS” so help me God… now what is it, and make it quick.
WWEFan: (catching his rage) DEDEDE.. incase you hadn’t noticed you’re the chairman of EAW. I WARNED YOU when you were given that job earlier this year that mixing business with personal feelings is hazardous and you didn’t listen. Now you’re putting your CAREER ON THE LINE over a silly, worthless and uncalled for match against Kawajai. Do you KNOW what that does to the board???
Mr. DEDEDE: And wh-
WWEFan: No, no no you don’t because you see with all the time you’ve spent following Kawajai and crying over the EAW Championship you’ve forgotten the rest of EAW. LOOK AT DYNASTY, THE AUTHORITY FIGURE YOU APPOINTED IN MATT RYDER IS BEING ASSAULTED BY PROJECT EGO. Not just Ryder, they’re attacking everybody!! They’ve even assaulted you!! I refuse to let it happen to happen to me on Showdown.
Mr. DEDEDE: So this is what it’s about. Hmm? Project EGO. You’re scared of Project EGO. Petrified. TERRIFIED, even though Team EAW is facing them tonight. TERRIFIED even though single handedly I can take EGO out the same way I took the Enterprise out. ( A long pause is kept )…
WWEfan: It’s not the same, DEDEDE. And ill have you know taking the Enterprise out was a MISTAKE, because I guarantee you defiance like EGO would never become an issue otherwise. EGO is already a match away from consuming Dynasty and I know that Showdown’s next..
Mr. DEDEDE: Well Lethal is unemployed and Johnny Nova is insane, and you’re just a lowly General Manager so I guess that The Enterprise could never do a better job than I can.. Now stop your senseless worrying, I can easily take down any faction even though Team EAW will likely suppress EGO’s power tonight.
WWEFan: ITS EASY TO SAY UNTIL YOU LOSE TONIGHT…. then wheres my help??? It’ll be lost, and control will be lost all because you couldn’t listen to ME.
Mr. DEDEDE: Well it doesnt bother me that you doubt my beating Kawajai tonight, but NEVER question my job because I do it better than anybody. Don’t make the mistake of thinking for a SECOND THAT I EVER GAVE A DAMN ABOUT ANYONES OPINION, OR HOW ANYBODY FEELS OF ME FOR THAT MATTER. I am THE best wrestler still, and I DAMNED SURE am a great Chairman. Now go back to doing your job so that I can go back to doing mine. And that’s not a request.
WWEFan: Well… this had better not be the last of you.
( WWEFan walks away as DEDEDE watches him leave angrily, and he walks in his own direction )
( Ding Ding Ding )
( A Steel Cage is seen being lowered to the ring as highlights of Sir Hornetsky and MosesX feud portray on the screen )
Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and it is in STEEEEEEEL CAGEEE!! You can only win via pinfall, submission, or escaping the steel cage!
( Ode to Joy by Beethoven plays throughout the arena as Sir Hornetsky comes walking out in a gold and silver robe/attire )
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger, from Oxford, England… weighing in at 111 kilograms… SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HORRRRRRRNETTTTTTSKKKKKKYYYY!!
Masters: One of the most intelligent, best talking and intelligent man on Dyn— IN ALL OF EXTREME ANSWERS WRESTLING! I really like this extremist, and that means something.
( I Hate Everything About You blares throughout the arena as Moses X comes out in a red white and blue attire representing the National Extreme Title )
Ring Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT! From Washington, D.C., weighing in at 275 pounds.. HE IS THE NATIONALLLL EXTREMEEE CHAMPION…… MOSSSSSESSSSSSSSSSSSS X!!!!
Stew: A great, powerful competitor, along with a confident, amazing champion. The physique of this man is one of the best in Extreme Answers Wrestling, but does Hornetsky have his number this time?
( Ding Ding Ding )
Masters: Sir Hornetsky quickly runs at him and locks up, and sends a knee right to the back of his leg! I remember growing up as a kid and getting those Charley horses, man do they hurt! Moses X falls back against the cage, and ropes, and Hornetsky sends some roundhouses to his ribs, and pulls him back… AND DRIVES HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE CAGE! Moses X comes tumbling back a few steps, and Hornetsky hits a five star dropkick and Moses X falls back into the corner… Hornetsky takes a few steps backwards… AND CHARGES FOR A CORNER SPLA— MOSES LIFTS HIS KNEE UP! Hornetsky holds his side as he falls back and Moses X charges and flattens his face with a big boot! Moses X taunts the crowd, and then drops a glorious elbow! Those have to sting the sternum, and he quickly grabs his arm, and stomps right back down on it! He quickly lifts Hornetsky back up, and pulls him into the air… and hits a great vertical suplex
Stew: Hornetsky is in a lot of pain on the mat, and Moses X comes over and lif— SIR HORNETSKY WITH A VERY GOOD UPPERCUT! And Moses X is a little bit dazed.. SIR HORNETSKY WITH THE ENLIGHTENMENT! THE ENZIGU—MOSES X DUCKS UNDER IT, AND HE DROPS HIS LEG AND HITS A NASTY LARIAT TO THE BACK OF HORNETSKY’S NECK! Hornetsky falls to the mat, and Moses X goes over and starts stomping viciously all over his spine… He yanks him up in the air and puts him in position… BACK SUPLEX! BUT HORNETSKY LANDS ON HIS FEET, AND QUICKLY PULLS MOSES X INTO A REVERSE SIDE HEADLOCK… AND HE DROPS HIM ON HIS KNEE! AND THEN HE LIFTS HIM UP… AND HITS A MODIFIED FLAPJACK! I didn’t know Hornetsky could pull that maneuver off, but he quickly goes running off the ropes… and hits a glorious leg drop across Moses X’s neck! Moses X tries to roll out of the ring, but he has a steel cage around him!
Masters: Sir Hornetsky quickly pulls him to the middle of the ring, and pulls him up on his knees, and goes running off the ropes… LEAPING SNAP DDT! That was a glorious move, and Moses X is nearly knocked out on the mat, and Hornet starts climbing up the cage! He is about half way up and the crowd is cheering him on, he is literally feet away from winning a National Extreme Championship! BUT MOSES X IS UP AND HE GRABS HIM AND PULLS HIM DOWN ON HIS SHOULDERS… ELECTRIC CHAIR CONNECTS! Hornetsky is twitching in some insane pain here, and Moses X hurls him back in the air, and pulls him onto his shoulders… OH GOD! NOT THE MX FACTOR… AND HORNETSKY SPINS OFF AND HITS A PICTURE PERFECT BACKSTABBER! That was a great counter but Hornetsky is holding his back, probably cause all that weight that fell down on him!
Stew: Sir Hornetsky is putting the most effort I’d expect from any man, and he tries to lift up Moses X, but Moses X strikes him in the groin! Sir Hornetsky falls back into the corner, winded from that unholy strike, and Moses X charges and laces a clothesline across his neck! Moses X puts him up on the top turnbuckle, and he starts sending fists to wear him down, and he sets him up for superplex, and he hoists him up… BUT HORNETSKY SENDS A SNAP KICK TO HIS GUT, AND THEN AN UPPERCUT WHICH SENDS HIM PLUMMETING TO THE MAT! Hornetsky is quick and ready to react as he starts climbing up the cage! He doesn’t have very far to go as he laces a hand on the very top, and he hoists himself up… HE HAS ONE LEG OVER! BUT IT CLICKS WITH MOSES X AND HE POPS UP AND GRABS HIS FREE LEG… AND PULLS HIM OFF AND HE FALLS ALL THE WAY TO THE MAT! Moses X starts climbing up, but he doesn’t realize that Hornetsky landed on his feet!
Masters: Hornetsky quickly hops on the top turnbuckle and wraps his arms around Moses X… GERMAN SUPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE! Both men are out on the mat, and are not moving a lot, but Hornetsky manages to toss an arm over Moses X!
ONEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOO!!! KICKOUTT!!
Stew: He takes a while to get up, but he picks up Moses X and whips him into the ropes… BUT MOSES X COMES OUT OF NO WHERE WITH A FLATTENING CLOTHESLINE! Moses X has awaken, and he realizes his title is at stake here as he pulls up Sir Hornetsky… He goes to whip him out, but he pulls him back in and goes for a clothesline… BUT HORNETSKY DUCKS UNDER IT AND GOES RUNNING OFF THE ROPES… AND HITS A GREAT LEAPING HEEL KICK! Moses X falls into the ropes and comes ricocheting back and Sir Hornetsky goes for a superkick! BUT MOSES X CATCHES HIS FOOT AND TOSSES HIM INTO THE ROPES… BUT SIR HORNETSKY GETS VERY ANGRY AND TACKLES HIM INTO THE CORNER AND SENDS REPETITVE SHOULDER THRUSTS INTO HIS GUT! He backs up to the opposite corner, and…. CARTWHEEL SUPERKICK! THAT CARTWHEEL THAT ENDS WITH A SUPERKICK CONNECTS AND THAT IMPACT ECHOES THROUGHOUT THE ARENA! Moses X comes tumbling out of the corner…
Masters: AND HORNETSKY PULLS HIM IN… DROP OF SORROW! THE STRAIGHT JACKET NECKBREAKER CONNECTS AND MOSES X FALLS TO THE MAT ON HIS KNEES… Hornetsky doesn’t know to pin him or go and escape… AND HE NOTICES THAT MOSES X IS ON HIS KNEES, AND HITS A BEAUTIFUL ENLIGHTENMENT! THE ENZIGURI CONNECTS, AND THAT KICK ECHOED THROUGHT THE ARENA AS WELL, AND HE DROPS AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS!
ONEEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
( Ding Ding Ding )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND NEW NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION… SIRRRRRRRRR HORNETTSKKKKKKKKKYY!!
( Sir Hornetsky is handed the National Extreme title as he does cartwheels in the ring, and then exits the ring, does a cartwheel and pops up with a high five to a fan )
Stew: And just like that, we have crowned a NEW champion for the second time tonight! Hornetsky has finally overcome MosesX tonight in a fantastic match and Moses will not be happy, especially with his campaign for Justice…
(Hornetsky jumps into the crowd and begins celebrating with the crowd as he lifts his National Extreme Championship high up in the air)
…(Camera pans backstage to the Team EAW locker room with Cameron Ella Ava, Eddie Mack and Y2Impact sitting on a bench with Hurricane Hawk standing in front of them)
Hawk: Where the hell is Moonlight??
Mack: Beats me …He said he had more important things to do than be with ‘people that don’t even breathe the same air as him’.
(Moonlight walks into the room, wearing a new sharp suit and has two beautiful blonde women on both of his arms)
Hawk: You do realize we have a match tonight, right? And it’s not any ol’ normal match, it’s a very IMPORTANT match that a lot of us have been waiting months for and you walk in here with two hookers?
(The two girls sit down as Impact checks them out)
Impact: Hey now, let’s not be so harsh, they’re both better than Jai—
Moonlight *Getting into his wrestling gear*: Listen Hawk, just relax…We’ll walk in and we’ll defeat Project E.G.O and I can finally get on a move on with winning the World Heavyweight Championship from Dark Demon.
Hawk: Look, tonight is a very important night for us and I expect us all to be on our A game, Impact I want you to treat HBB like he’s your bitch, that he’s your piece of meat and I expect you to easily take him out tonight. Cameron, I want you on Cleopatra and I am sure that you have enough experience to eliminate her tonight.
Hawk: Moonlight, I’m entrusting that you can take out Jayjayyyy tonight while Mack, you work on Troy since he’ll be exhausted from two matches and of course, I’ll focus on POP and make sure I get revenge for him back-stabbing me at Mid-Summer Massacre.
Impact: I do hope that you know the second that I eliminate HBB tonight, I plan on walking out? I have no intentions on helping any of you out once that cocksucker has been eliminated.
Cameron: Hey cmon now Impact, you can’t leave me, you’re the only cool person here!
Hawk: You think you’d be used to guys leaving you anyway by now…
Mack: Look tonight is a very important and we need to be on our best, agreed?
(Everybody shakes their head in agreement)
( Camera fades into the ring )
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall… AND IT IS FOR THE ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP!!
( “Despicable Me” plays as Ren Smyth makes his way to the ring with a confident grin on his face )
Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, the challenger, from Kildare, Ireland… weighing in at 227 pounds!!… REENNNNN SMYYYTHHHHH!!
ETR: Ren Smyth has had his eyes on the Elite Championship since the summer now, he failed to capture the championship back at Midsummer Massacre, but after defeating Hades the Hellraiser at No Regards, he finds himself in line for another opportunity. And he hopes that his fortune will be a little different here tonight.
( “Indestructible” by Disturbed plays as a cloud of smoke begins to line the top of the ramp, Pyrite bursts through the smoke and sprints down the ramp )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 285 pounds!!… HE IS THE ELITEEE CHAMPIONN… PYRRRITTTEEEEE!!
HYC: Pyrite has had a very good reign as Elite Champion, winning it back in June at Pain For Pride, he definitely has the power to keep it tonight, but don’t count Smyth out, he’s talented, and he’s quick, and he can end Pyrite’s title reign, just like that.
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
ETR: The bell sounds, and it’s worth noting that this match is under normal Elite Championship rules, there are count-outs, disqualifications, these men are going to have to be careful here tonight. Pyrite lunges towards Smyth but Smyth dodges out of the way… AND HE GRABS THE ARM OF PYRITE AND TWISTS IT AROUND HIS BACK… WRENCHING IT!! And now Smyth quickly transitions into a headlock trying to cut off the circulation going to Pyrite’s head!… but Pyrite shifts his weight and connects with a back suplex driving Smyth down into the mat!
HYC: Two very different styles here, Smyth is definitely more of a technical extremist, and we’ll see him use a plethora of submission holds, if given the chance. And then you have Pyrite, who might have the most raw power of anyone in EAW, he can overpower just about anyone. Pyrite grabs Smyth and pulls him up to his feet… he whips him into the corner and comes charging… BUT SMYTH GETS BOTH KNEES UP AND DRIVES THEM INTO THE FACE OF PYRITE WHO STAGGERS BACK INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING… Smyth hops up to the second rope… He jumps off with a diving axe handle… AND IT CONNECTS!! BUT IT STILL DOESN’T BRING PYRITE DOWN!!
ETR: Smyth with a look of shock on his face, how is Pyrite still standing? Smyth backs up into the ropes and now comes charging at Pyrite… OH BUT PYRITE WITH A HUGE UPPERCUT THAT SENDS SMYTH DOWN TO THE MAT!! Ren stumbles back to his feet and backs into the corner… this isn’t good for Smyth folks, Pyrite’s looking unstoppable here tonight! Pyrite runs towards Smyth who ducks out of the corner… Pyrite stops himself from going into the corner… BUT FROM BEHIND SMYTH TAKES OUT THE LEG OF PYRITE AND FINALLY HE HAS THE BIG MAN DOWN!! AND NOW SMYTH MUST TAKE ADVANTAGE!!
HYC: Smyth finally has Pyrite off his feet, and now if I were Smyth, I would do anything in my power to make sure Pyrite stays down and doesn’t make it back to his feet. Smyth begins to stomp on the chest of Pyrite but the referee pulls him away, again, disqualifications are in effect. Smyth now drops a knee across the face of Pyrite… AND NOW SMYTH GRABS THE ARM OF PYRITE AND LOCKS IN AN ARMBAR TRYING TO GET PYRITE TO TAP OUT HERE!! PYRITE’S STRUGGLING HERE!! OH BUT LOOK!! MY GOD!! PYRITE ROLLS OVER TO HIS STOMACH AND BEGINS TO MAKE IT TO HIS FEET… AND SMYTH STILL HAS THE ARMBAR APPLIED!! HE MAKES IT ALL THE WAY UP TO HIS FEET… AND SLAMS SMYTH DOWN INTO THE CANVAS!! WOW!! WHAT A SHOW OF STRENGTH!! AND NOW PYRITE HOOKS THE LEG OF SMYTH FOR THE COVER!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… ANDD—NO!! SMYTH KICKS OUT AT TWO!!
ETR: Pyrite makes it back to his feet, and so does Smyth as he grabs his side, we’re basically right back to square one folks… Pyrite rushes towards Smyth but he rolls out of the way… and now Smyth delivers a kick to the side of Pyrite… and now another one… and a third! Smyth with kick after kick into the side of Pyrite… SMYTH GOES FOR ANOTHER KICK… BUT OH NO!! PYRITE GRABS HIS LEG!! AND NOW HE GRABS SMYTH BY THE THROAT AND LIFTS HIM INTO THE AIR… BUT LOOK AT SMYTH… HE’S FIGHTING WITH HIS OTHER LEG… SENDING KICK AFTER KICK TO THE SHOULDER OF PYRITE… AND PYRITE DROPS HIM!!…
HYC: Both men again make it back to their feet… PYRITE CHARGES AT SMYTH WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! BUT SMYTH DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY AND PYRITE COLLIDES WITH THE REFEREE!! OH MY GOD!! THE REFEREE IS OUT!! PYRITE TURNS AROUND… LOW BLOW!! SMYTH WITH A LOW BLOW!! AND NOW A KICK TO THE HEAD THAT FORCES PYRITE INTO THE CANVAS!! Smyth now heads out of the ring and pulls up the ring apron… AND HE PULLS OUT A STEEL CHAIR!! Smyth who preaches the rules of the Elite Championship, is now breaking them now that the referee is out, what a hypocrite!
ETR: Pyrite making it back to his feet… SMYTH LIFTS THE CHAIR HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD… AND CRACK!! RIGHT ACROSS THE SKULL OF PYRITE!! WHAT A SHOT!! PYRITE COLLAPSES!! SMYTH GETS RID OF THE EVIDENCE AND LOOK AT THE REFEREE!! HE’S COMING TO!! HE’S STARTING TO STIR!! SMYTH INTO THE PIN… NEW CHAMPION!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… BUT PYRITE KICKS OUT!! PYRITE EMPHATICALLY KICKS OUT!! WHAT IN THE WORLD?!?!
HYC: PYRITE KICKED OUT!! AND NOW PYRITE BEGINS TO MAKE IT TO HIS FEET… PYRITE JUST GOT CLOCKED WITH A STEEL CHAIR… BUT SOMEHOW STILL HAS LIFE, AND NOT ONLY HAS LIFE BUT NOW HE’S ANGRY!! HE WIPES BLOOD FROM HIS FACE… AND SMYTH CHARGES… BUT HE RUNS RIGHT INTO THE SPEAR!! THE SPEAR BY PYRITE!! MY GOD WHAT A SPEAR!! COVER!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( “Indestructible” by Disturbed hits as the referee hands Pyrite his Elite Championship and he begins to celebrate )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… and STILL THE ELITE CHAMPION!!… PYYRRRITEEEE!!
ETR: WOW!! IT’S OVER!! JUST LIKE THAT!! WHAT A SHOWING FROM PYRITE HERE TONIGHT!! Pyrite showcased all of his strength here tonight, and as a result he will leave with his Elite Championship, congratulations to him.
HYC: That was impressive, I’m still shocked that Pyrite kicked out of that chair shot, Smyth put everything he had into that, but it just wasn’t enough.
(Camera pans backstage to Matt Ryders office as he is shown gambling with Flashback, Rob Colton and Eve)
Matt *shaking a dice*: C’mon lucky six, papa needs a new pair of shoes! *Matt rolls the dice and it lands on a four*
Rob: Aww yeah, I win! You owe me 200 bucks now Matt!
Rob: Well, if you can’t cough it up, you could always give me Dynasty instead (smirk2)!
Matt: I’d rather live on the streets and go hunting with a certain ex-extremist than give you Dynasty, even for the night.
(Suddenly without much warning, Colin Kaline barges into the room)
Colin: What the hell is going on??
Flashback: We’re in Las Vegas crackdaddy, we’re just going with the flow and when I win this next hand, Eve is going to flash me!
Eve: No! (un)
Colin: You’re meaning to tell me that on one of the most important nights of the year, you’re gambling and not even paying attention to your show?? Jesus, even Maria was a better GM than you could ever to be…
Matt: What do you want, Colin?
Colin: I just wanted to inform you that when I win my next match and become the number one contender to the Answers World Championship, I’ll be planning to rub it in your face after the amount of months that you, Mr.DEDEDE and WWEFan held me back from getting a title shot.
Matt: I never he—
Colin: I’m not done, oh no. See, when I win tonight and trust me, I will …I already have a plan to destroy the Prince of Phenomenal, one step at a time and that goes for mentally and psychically and when I beat him at House of Glass, you’ll never see him show his face around here AGAIN.
(Colin walks out of the room as Flashback puts his arm around Eve’s shoulder)
Flashback: Ya know baby …I can be your own Dark Emperor (hello)…
Rob Colton: NO!! I’m going to be her Dark Emperor, not you!
Flashback: Please …I have my own white van, DO YOU?
Rob: You win :$…
Flashback: Hey…Where did she go?
(Camera pans back to ringside)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall and it is the ROOOOOOOAD TOOOOOO GLOOOORYYYYYYY FIIIIINALLLLLLLLLLS MATCH!!!
(Virus by Story of the Year plays as Colin Kaline struts down to the ring)
Ring Announcer: First, making his way to the ring from Bridge point, CT, he is …COOOLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN KALLLIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
(Two Weeks by All that Remains plays as Devan Dubian runs down, hi-fiving members of the crowd)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Dubai, United Arab Emirates …DEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVANNNNNNN DUUUUUUUUUBIIIIIIIIIIIANNNNN!!!!!!!!
(The Dream is over by Story of the Year as Troy Conway walks out singing to his own theme song)
Ring Announcer: And finally, his opponent, from Alaska….TROOOOOYYYY CONNWAAAYYYYYY!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew: All three men approach each other in the ring, staring each other down and waiting for somebody to strike first and it’s Devan Dubian who KICKS COLIN RIGHT IN THE HEAD!! Colin stumbles backwards as Dubian hammers him with forearms, one after another as Dubian backs Colin into the ropes and begins kicking him in the chest! Troy though swings Dubian around and hammers him with uppercuts and kicks him in the mid-section, Troy now looks for a snap suplex but Dubian lands behind him on his feet and grabs Troy in a waistlock and looks for a GERMAN SUPLEX!! But Troy elbows Dubian in the face and Dubian stumbles backwards as Troyswiftly turns around and dropkicks Dubian into the opposite corner …
Masters: Troy now comes at Dubian, sending stomps and chops into his chest as Troy whips Dubian into the opposite corner and Troy now charges at him but Colin cuts him off with a RUNNING CLOTHESLINE!! …Colin now stomps on Troy before Dubian charges out of the corner at Colin but Colin grabs him and hits a SNAP OVERHEAD BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!! …Troy tries getting up but Colin grabs him for a back suplex but Troy lands on his feet and sends a roundhouse kick into the back of Colins head, causing him to stumble forward into the ropes and Troy now charges at him but Colin pulls down the ropes as Troy lands on the apron! Troypicks himself up but Colin with a RUNNING BIG BOOT KNOCKS TROY OFF THE APRON AND SENT CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE!!
Stew: Colin smirks as Troy rolls in pain but Dubian swings him around and hammers him with more forearms, Dubian now looks for a whip into the ropes but Troy counters, sending Dubian off the ropes and Colin looks for a clothesline but Dubian runs underneath and hits off the ropes ….DEVAN WITH A SPRINGBOARD SEATED SENTON!! AND COLIN CATCHES HIM BUT DUBIAN TURNS IT INTO A HURRICARANA!! WOW!! Colin falls underneath the bottom rope as Dubian springs up and hits off the ropes for a BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK THAT KNOCKS COLIN OFF THE APRON AND TO THE FLOOR!! Troy is getting up as is Colin but DUBIAN LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH CROSSBODY!! THAT TAKES ALL THREE MEN DOWN ON THE FLOOR!!
Masters: Dubian is on fire tonight! Dubian gets slowly back to his feet as he grabs Colin and rolls him back into the ring, Dubian now begins to climb onto the apron, onto the turnbuckle and he may look to finish this match now! …But Troy gets to the apron and grabs a hold of Dubians leg, blocking him from hitting the Air Boure as Dubian tries kicking him off but Colin springs to his feet as he leaps up onto the turnbuckle and RAMS Dubians head into the turnbuckle pad before lifting him up …SUPERPLEX!! SUPERPLEX BY COLIN ON DUBIAN!! DUBIAN IS SENT CRASHING INTO THE CANVAS AS COLIN HOOKS A LEG!!
ONE!! …TWO!! …NO!! TROY BREAKS IT UP!!
Stew: Troy now drops a legdrop on Colin before lifting him back up and hitting him with a snapmare takedown and Troy now SWINGS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK INTO COLINS FACE!! BUT COLIN DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT AND ROLLS TROY UP!! BUT TROY KICKS OUT BEFORE A COUNT COULD BE MADE!! …Troy now springs to his feet as Colin is getting up and Troy whips him into the turnbuckle, Troy now charges at him for a monkey flip! But Colin stops him dead in his tracks with a kick to the mid-section and throws Troy in the corner, sending various stomps into his mid-section but Dubian is getting up and charges WITH A RUNNING MISSILE DROPKICK INTO BOTH MEN!! THAT CONNECTS!!
Masters: Dubian now grabs Colin and whips him into the opposite corner as he charges again with a SECOND RUNNING MISSILE DROPKICK!! THAT CONNECTS INTO COLINS FACE!! Troy is crawling out of the corner now as Dubian grabs him and HITS A UNDERARM SNAP STO!! BUT NO!! TROY HAMMERS DUBIAN WIH ELBOWS AND A BACK-KICK TO HIS MID-SECTION BEFORE TROY PULLS DUBIAN IN …SNAP DDT!! SNAP DDT ONTO DUBIAN!! TROY NOW WITH THE COVER ON DUBIAN!!!
ONE!! …TWO!! …NO!! COLIN BREAKS IT UP WITH A QUICK DIVE!!
Stew: Troy is getting up as Colin is trying to get up but Troy sweeps his legs from underneath him, causing Colin to hit the mat as Troy looks for a STANDING MOONSAULT INTO COLIN!! BUT COLIN GETS HIS KNEES UP!! COLIN GOT HIS KNEES UP INTO TROYS MID-SECTION!! Troy is now rolling in pain as Colin is getting up and Colin stomps on Troys mid-section and Colin sees Dubian getting to his feet as Colin grabs him and goes for the GERMAN SUPLEX!! BUT DUBIAN ROLLS FORWARD CAUSING HIM TO GET COLIN INTO A ROLL-UP!! HE MAY HAVE IT HERE!!
ONE!!! …TWO!!! …NO!!! COLIN KICKS OUT!!
Masters: Both men spring to their feet but DUBIAN WITH A ROLLING ELBOW!! COLIN ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AND DUBIAN NOTICES TROY ON THE MAT AS HE BEGINS TO CLIMB THE TURNBUCKLE, DUBIAN IS QUICKLY CLIMBING UP THAT TURNBUCKLE AS HE LOOKS FOR THE AIR BOURNE!!! DUBIAN NOW LEAPS INTO THE AIR …AND HE CONNECTS!! AIR-BOURNE INTO TROY!!! AND DUBIAN LOOKS FOR THE C—NO!!! COLIN DRAGGED DUBIAN OUT OF THE RING AND RAMMED HIM HEAD-FIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!! COLIN NOW SLIDES IN AND MAKES THE COVER!!
ONE!!! TWO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and THE NEEEEWWWW NUMMMBBBERRRRR ONNEEEEE CONNTEENNNNDDDEERRR TO THE ANSWEEERRRSSS WOOORRRLLLDDD CHAMMMMPPPIIOOOONNSSHIPPP!!!!! ….COOOLLLIIIIINNNNNNN KKAAAALLLIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew: Colin does it! Colin is the one number contender which he stole from Dubian! I don’t believe this! Colin stole it from underneath Dubians nose..
Masters: But it also means at House of Glass, it will be Colin Kaline vs. Prince of Phenomenal for the Answers World Championship, what a match that will be and Colin is walking out of here confidently but ..HEY!! WHAT THE HELL!?!? WHO’S THAT HOPPING THE BARRICADE?? SOMEBODY IN A DARK HOOD JUST HOPPED THE BARRICADE!! THE REFEREE IS TELLING TO STOP THIS MAN BUT HE GRABS THE REFEREE AND THROWS HIM HARD INTO THE BARRICADE!! SECURITY IS COMING DOWN HERE BUT THIS HOODED MAN PICKS UP A CHAIR FROM THE CROWD AND IS SWINGING THE CHIAR AT THE SECURITY GUARDS!!
Stew: HE’S TAKING APART OUR SECURITY!! REFEREE’S ARE COMING DOWN HERE AS HE TAKES THEM OUT TOO!! DUBIAN IS GETTING TO HIS FEET AND IS TRYING TO STOP THIS, TALL, LANKLY AND DARK HOODED MAN BUT HE PUNCHES DUBIAN IN THE FACE!! AND DUBIAN FIRES BACK WITH A FIST OF HIS OWN!! THEY’RE TRADING SHOTS UNTIL THE HOODED MAN KICKS DUBIAN IN THE GROIN, PICKS UP THE CHAIR AND CRACKS IT AGAINST DUBIANS SKULL!! THE MAN IS TAKING OFF HIS HOOD NOW AND IT’S….IT’S ASHTEN CROSS!!! ASHTEN CROSS IS AGAIN INVAVING OUR SHOW!! HE TOOK OUT THE PRODUCTION CREW LAST WEEK!!!
Masters: AND SECURITY QUICKLY TACKLE CROSS NOW!! GROUNDING HIM AS THEY HANDCUFF HIM!! CROSS IS GETTING TAKEN OUT OF HERE WITH A SICK, SMUG LOOK ON HIS FACE AS A EMT MEMBER CHECKS ON DUBIAN, WHO MAY HAVE A CONCUSSION!!
Stew: Somebody needs to stop Cross, he’s getting out of hand!
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(Dark Demon vs. Alexander Da Vinci feud plays on the screen)
( Ding Ding Ding )
Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall… AND IT IS FOR THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
( Alexander Da Vinci’s theme hits as he comes walking out with anger, steps on apron and spits water at fans, then throws his bottle into the crowd )
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger… From London, England, weighing in at 260 pounds… ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEXXXXXXXANDDDERRR DDDDDDDAAA VINCIIIIIIIIIIII!!
ETR: Well here we are with a World Heavyweight title match! This match is crucial to Showdown, and possibly EAW in a whole.
( Threat by Jay Z blares through the arena as Dark Demon walks out in a white attire with a Lion on it, and holds the WHC over his shoulder, and he smirks as he walks towards the ring )
Ring Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT… From Galway, Ireland, weighing in at 225 pounds… HE IS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…… DARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK DEMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOONNNNNNNNN!!!
HYC: This man is a hell of a champion as well, but I’m surprised he hasn’t changed the title to EGO World Heavyweight Champion. He insults everyone who isn’t EGO, and then acts if their inferior? This man might be the best competitor in the ring, but he has no class.
( Ding Ding Ding )
ETR: Both men are staring each other down… AND ALEXANDER DA VINCI DRIVES AN UPPERCUT RIGHT INTO DEMON’S JAW! Dark Demon holds his jaw and smirks a little bit… AND SENDS AN UPPERCUT RIGHT BACK! Both men are exchanging fists here, and Alexander Da Vinci out of no where comes plummeting in with a headbutt! Dark Demon falls back into the corner, and Vinci goes over and is driving some nasty knees into Dark Demon’s gut! Dark Demon is very weak here, and Alexander Da Vinci whips him hard into the opposite corner… AND HE CHARGES FOR A CLOTHESLINE! But Dark Demon ducks and wraps his arms around… CONNECTS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! Dark Deon quickly pops back up, but is dropping repetitive knees on the shoulder of Vinci, and Vinci rolls over holding his shoulder… But Dark Demon comes up and sends a kick vibrating down his spine!
HYC: Dark Demon is taking control here as he drops a knee across the face of Vinci, and Vinci scurries into the corner… Demon backs up… BICYCLE KICK IN THE CORNER! BUT ALEXANDER DA VINCI MOVES AND DEMONS LEG IS CAUGHT ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE… AND ALEXANDER DA VINCI DRIVES A FIST INTO HIS GROIN! Dark Demon falls to the mat holding his crotch, and Alexander Da Vinci goes over and goes to lock in a cobra clutc—- DEMON QUICKLY SNAPS ALEXANDER FORWARD BY THE NECK! Dark Demon scurries on top of him and locks in a Cobra Clutch of his own! Dark Demon is wrenching back, and Vinci is trying to reach for the ropes, but Dark Demon just yanks back harder and stronger… But Vinci gets to a knee…. AND HE’S ON HIS FEET…. AND HITS AN EXCELLENT JAWBREAKER! Vinci just flattened Dark Demon!
ETR: Dark Demon crawls over to the ropes, and Alexander goes over and starts stomping his neck against the bottom ring rope! Dark Demon is screaming for the ref to break it up, but Vinci backs off on his own… AND HE CHARGES BACK WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE AS DARK DEMON GOES FALLING FACE FIRST TO THE OUTSIDE! Alexander Da Vinci rolls out of the ring and grabs Demon by his hair, and he brings him over to the steel steps… AND HE IS DRIVING DEMON’S FACE INTO THE STEEL STEPS, OVER AND OVER AND DEMON HAS BLOOD TRICKLING DOWN HIS CHEEK! Vinci finally stops and makes Demon open his mouth and place it on the bottom step… OH MY DEAR LORD! ALEXANDER DA VINCI CHARGES FOR A STOM— DARK DEMON TRIPS HIM AND VINCI GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS! Dark Demon quickly rolls back and uses his elbow pad to wipe blood onto, not like Demon uses those anyway.
HYC: Dark Demon has stopped the bleeding somewhat, and he goes over to Vinci, who is on his knees, and sends some great roundhouse kicks to his head, and Vinci gets up and stumbles back a few steps… AND DARK DEMON CHARGES FOR A CLOTHESLINE! BUT ALEXANDER DA VINCI OUT OF NO WHERE WITH A SPINEBUSTER THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE! VINCI WITH A FLAWLESS SPINEBUSTER COUNTER! Alexander Da Vinci is almost completely winded, but he lifts up Dark Demon and whips him into the ring, and he follows up behind and hooks the leg!
ONEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!! KICKKKOUTTTT!!
ETR: Dark Demon isn’t going to give out that easily, and Vinci knows it… Vinci rolls to the outside and lifts up the apron… He starts shuffling items around… AND HE PULLS OUT A STEEL CHAIR! That steel chair is very plain, yet still very deadly. He rolls into the ring with i— DARK DEMON OUT OF NO WHERE WITH A DROPKICK! THE STEEL CHAIR JUST PLUMMETED INTO VINCI’S FACE AND VINCI FALLS BACK IN THE CORNER… Dark Demon backs up a few steps, but he wedges the steel chair between the middle and top ropes… IN FRONT OF VINCI! HE IS TRAPPING VINCI IN THAT CORNER AS HE BACKS UP… AND DOUBLE KNEES INTO THE STEEL CHAIR WHICH IMPACTS ALEXANDER DA VINCI IN THE CHEST! Vinci is nearly dead, and his chest is redder than Mike08’s face when he sees Maria!
HYC: Dark Demon is far from over as he positions Alexander Da Vinci on the top turnbuckle, and Dark Demon starts to climb up… AND DARK DEMON IS LOOKING FOR A SUPERPLEX—BUT ALEXANDER DA VINCI SHOVES HIM OFF AND HE LANDS ON HIS BACK BUT RICOCHETS TO HIS FEET, AND VINCI JUMPS FOR A DOUBLE AXE HANDL—-BUT DARK DEMON WITH A MAFIA KICK! ALEXANDER DA VINCI IS ON THE MAT AND HE IS OUT LIKE A STONE! Dark Demon is just adding insult to injury as he lifts up Alexander Da Vinci and hoists him in the air… BRAINNNNNNBUSTTERRR!!! He lifts Vinci up again……. BRAINNNNNBUSSSTERRR!!! He lifts Vinci up once more… AND HITS ANOTHER BRAINBUSTER! Dark Demon as knocked out Vinci here, and Demon rolls out of the ring and lifts up another ring apron, and he tosses two tables into the ring, along with some bags and other items!
ETR: I don’t know what he is looking for.. WAIT! He leans a table in the corner, and he is starting to wrap barbed wire around it! He is insane here as he lifts up Alexander Da Vinci… AND IRISH WHIPS HIM INTO THE CORNER! ALEXANDER SCREAMS IN PAIN AS HE CONNECTS… AND DEMON CHARGES FOR A… CLO— ALEXANDER DA VINCI STEPS FORWARD AND HITS ANOTHER SPINEBUSTER, BUT THIS TIME HE SENDS DARK DEMON THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE, AND DEMON IS SITTING DOWN, MOTIONLESS IN THE CORNER! Alexander Da Vinci is in a lot of pain as well, as he just sits on the ground, with his back bleeding terribly, and I don’t know what else he can do… He slowly starts to get to his feet, and he lifts up Dark Demon and drags him to the middle of the ring, and shoves him between his legs… AND HE HOOKS HIM IN FOR A LAST STAND! THE PEDIGREE…
HYC: BUT DARK DEMON LIFTS UP AND FLIPS HIM TO THE MAT, AND HE QUICKLY TWISTS ONE OF ALEXANDERS LEGS… AND HE HAS THE IRISH MAPLELEAF LOCKED IN! VINCI IS SCREAMING AND HAS NO WHERE TO GO! Alexander Da Vinci is squeezing his fists tight as possible, but not tapping… And he starts to fade! The referee lifts up on of his hands… DROP! He lifts up his hand again……. AND IT DROPS A SECOND TIME! He lifts it up once more… AND HE SHOVES PULLS THE REFEREE INTO DARK DEMON, AND DEMON FALLS FORWARD AND THE HOLD IS BROKEN! Alexander Da Vinci rolls out of the ring quickly, and Dark Demon is screaming at the referee, and he slaps him across the face! Dark Demon goes running off the ropes… TOPE CON DEMON! BUT ALEXANDER DA VINCI CATCHES HIM… AND DROPS HIM SPINE FIRST ON THE BARRICADE!
ETR: Vinci quickly tosses him in the ring yet again, and hooks the leg!
ONEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THRRRRRRRRR—KICCCKKOUTTT!!
ETR: Dark Demon kicks out somehow, literally somehow! I have no idea how he survived such a wicked move, his spine has to be literally in pieces, and Alexander Da Vinci starts to set up the other table, and he starts emptying tacks and glass all over it! Alexander Da Vinci picks up Demon and whips him into the ropes… AND DA VINCI GOES TO PUNCH! BUT DEMON CATCHES HIS ARM, DRIVES HIS LEG UP AND FLIPS HIM THROUGH THE TABLE! AND THEN HE ROLLS OVER… KIMURA IS LOCKED IN! DARK DEMON HAS A VERY DANGEROUS SUBMISSION LOCKED IN AND ALEXANDER DA VINCI IS TRYING TO GET A WAY OUT OF IT, BUT HE IS SCREAMING IN THE UTMOST AMOUNT OF PAIN! Vinci starts driving elbows, but that doesn’t stop him… Dark Demon is wrenching back, but Da Vinci just keeps putting effort in with knees and elbows, and Demon knows he has no either choice, and he lifts him up slightly… AND DRIVES HIM BACK TO THE MAT WITH THE KIMURA LOCKED IN, GOING FOR A PIN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ALEXANDER DA VINCI KICKS OUT, AND THE MOMENTUM WIGGLES HIM FREE!
HYC: Alexander Da Vinci scurries over to the corner, and Dark Demon pops up and charges at him and connects with a lariat! Alexander Da Vinci goes stumbling out and Dark Demon trips him, and Demon falls to the mat and grabs his arms…. AND HE FLIPS AND LOCKS IN A CATTLE MUTILATION! THAT MOVE IS WRENCHING BACK ON VINCI’S ARMS WITH EXTREME PAIN, AND VINCI CAN ONLY SCREAM AND GROAN! Vinci is trying to find any possible way out of this move… AND HE GETS A FOOT ON THE ROPE! He yells for the referee to notice, and finally he does! The referee pulls Dark Demon off, and Demon pops up and shoves the referee in the corner! Dark Demon has a right to be angry, he’s locked in about 3 deadly submissions in a roll, and Vinci has gotten out of all of them! Dark Demon lifts up Alexander Da Vinc— BUT VINCI LIFTS HIM UP AND DROPS HIM WITH AN ATOMIC DROP!
ETR: AND HE GOES RUNNING OFF THE ROPES… AND HITS A CLOTHESLINE! Demon is stumbling around… AND VINCI COMES UP BEHIND HIM AND LOCKS IN THE HEAD AND SHOULDERS! THE FULL NELSON IS IN AND HE IS WRENCHING AND PULLING WITH ALL HIS STRENGTH! Dark Demon is shouting, screaming in pain and I don’t believe there is any way he can get out of it… BUT DARK DEMON SENDS A KICK BACKWARDS AND HITS VINCI RIGHT IN THE GROIN! AND HE TURNS HIM AROUND AND WRAPS HIS NECK UP AND SPINS… HANGMANS ELBOW CONNECTS! AND HE QUICKLY PUTS HIM IN THE SIDE HEADLOCK……. DEMONS WELCOME CONNECTS AS WELL! Alexander Da Vinci falls to the mat and Demon only has one thing left up his sleeve….
HYC: HE DROPS TO THE MAT AND LOCKS IN THE HANGMANS CLUTCH! HE IS WRAPPING AND PULLING BACK WITH ALL THE FORCE, BUT ALEX DOESN’T BUDGE! Demon quickly grabs a loose strand of barbed wire and wraps it around his hand……. AND HE REAPPLIES THE HANGMANS CLUTCH! AND THIS TIME ALEXANDER IS SCREAMING AND HAS NO WHERE TO GO, BLOOD IS POURING DOWN HIS FACE, THIS IS THE ONLY SUBMISSION DEMON IS KNOWN FOR, THAT HE HASN’T USED… WILL ALEXANDER BREAK OUT OF IT AS WELL… NO! NO HE DOESN’T! ALEXANDER DA VINCI TAPS OUT WITH ALL HIS LIFE, PROBABLY SAVING HIS LIFE!
( Ding Ding Ding )
( Threat by Jay Z plays as Demon continues to apply the hold until Alexander Da Vinci gets knocked out, then he releases and grabs the World Heavyweight Title )
Ring Announcer: Your winner…… AND STILLLLLLLLLL EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… DAAAAAAAARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK DEMONNNNNNNNNNNNNN
HYC: Well, a possible match of the year unfolded here as we just witnessed Alexander Da Vinci fight for his life to never tap out or get pinned, and all that effort… Fell to the Hangman’s clutch. Demon may have used barbed wire, but that is strategy folks, not cheating…
( Dark Demon is seen dropping the title into a puddle of Vinci’s blood, and he mocks him before grabbing it and exiting the ring )
( He walks up the ramp shouting Game Over: He’s done! Game Over: He’s Done… until he reaches the back )
(Camera pans backstage to the Project EGO locker room)
HBB: We all know what is needed of us tonight, we all know that we MUST win tonight, nothing more and nothing less, tonight we need to edge those EAW fools out and show the entire world that Project E.G.O isn’t like any silly stable like The Enterprise but that we are the most powerful and fearsome stable that this entire company has EVER seen, that NOBODY can stop us, not even the big bad Mr.DEDEDE.
Jaywalker: Tonight is the biggest match in EGOs history, once we tonight, nobody will ever again doubt us as the most powerful in EAW …There can be no excuses, everybody MUST be on their A Game tonight. You may have lost earlier Troy but that is irrelevant, THIS is the match that counts, as long as you can win us this match the previous one won’t matter. Now, myself and HBB have been involved in this match before, with Team ACW and we won, we WILL do the same tonight.
POP: You can count on us to win, all five of us are at our best, Team EAW can’t even go a show without arguing with each other. Tonight we WILL put the final nail in their worthless, pathetic careers …I won my title at Pain for Pride and I am treating this match just like that one, nothing is going to excite me more than watching Hawk fail and rage-quit on EAW for the millionth time after tonight.
Cleo: And nothing is going to excite me more when Cameron will be BEGGING at my feet for mercy, for me to end her career swiftly and painlessly.
Troy: I may have lost, but I can promise you guys I will be on my A –Game tonight.
HBB: Good to hear, so …WHO ARE WE GONNA CRUSH LIKE BUGS TONIGHT?
EGO: TEAM EAW.
HBB: WHO ARE WE GONNA MAKE SURE THEY NEVER SHOW THEIR FACES IN THIS COMPANY AGAIN?
EGO: TEAM EAW.
HBB: AND WHO IS THE MOST POWERFUL STABLE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, MORE POWERFUL THAN THE ROMAN EMPIRE, MORE POWERFUL THAN THE NAZIS, MORE POWERFUL THAN THE GOD ABOVE US?
EGO: PROJECT E.G.O.
HBB: ARE WE GONNA EMBARRASS TEAM EAW TONIGHT?
HBB: ARE WE GONNA EDGE THEM OUT TONIGHT?
HBB: Than lets do it.
(Camera pans to black)…
…..( A recap of the Kawajai v. Mr. DEDEDE feud showing highlights of No Regards and the various confrontations between the two men is shown, hyping up the upcoming contest )
( .. Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: This contest is set for one-fall, and is an IIII QUIT MATCH, where you can only lose by screaming the words “I Quit”.. and the first person to do so will lose the contest and will be QUITTING EAW with a termination of contract..
( “So Appalled” by Kanye West blares from the speakers as Mr. DEDEDE walks out in his ring gear )
Announcer: Introducing first… from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida… weighing in at 240 POOUUNNNDSSSS… he is the CHAAAIRMAN OF EXTRRRREEEME ANSWERZ WRESTLING, MISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR DEDEDEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
ETR: Likely the greatest to ever step in a ring, Mr. DEDEDE is a first ballad legend, and intertwined to his legacy was the EAW Championship in which he held personal pride for, until No Regards when the title was lost due to Kawajai being defeated by Dark Demon. This match is happening because DEDEDE feels Kawajai is personally responsible for his failure at No Regards, and because of this EVERYTHING is at stake..
HYC: DEDEDE is no stranger to this situation, he knows the feeling of potentially losing everything in one match and thats something Kawajai is new too..
( “Heart Of A Champion” by Nelly hits as Kawajai walks out with slightly and noticably bulkier elbow and knee-pads )
Announcer: And the opponent… from New Jersey, weighing in at 225 POOOOOOOUNNDSSSS… KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWAJAAAAIIII!!!!!!!
HYC: DEDEDE’s great, yada yada, but listen I really think from an analysts point of view that Kawajai is absolutely under-regarded tonight. DEDEDE’s legacy casts a big shadow but that’s NOTHING to a guy like Kawajai. He’s defiant, he knows what its like to be the best and I personally dont think DEDEDE’s ever faced anyone like him.
ETR: Kawajai certainly didn’t take DEDEDE’s accusations kindly, but he took what DEDEDE’s throwing at him headon and is as ready for this match which will be the last stand of either the longest-running EAW Champion of all time or perhaps the greatest EAW Champion of all time! And its here and now in Las Vegas,Nevada!!! …
( Both men are in the ring as the referee is in-between them, and is equipped with a microphone in preparation for the stipulation of this match ) …
HYC: This has to be the most staked match of the night, what happens here could shake the company, and I won’t count my nickles on this being pretty…. and as the ref moves out of the way BOTH MEN ARE TEEING OFF, KAWAJAI, THE YOUNG AND ATHLETIC STAR PERHAPS AT THE TOP OF HIS GAME MEETING MR. DEDEDE, THE EXPERIENCED AND TIMELESS VET LIKELY IN THE SAME FASHION! RIGHTS AND LEFTS AS SWIFTLY AS THE EYE CAN CAPTURE, AND DEDEDE IS OVERPOWERING KAWA AS KAWA IS BACKED INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, BUT THAT’S NOT STOPPING THE FISTS!
ETR: But DEDEDE is throwing kicks into the belly of Kawa, those HARSH stomps into the gut, but Kawa MATCHES it by giving DEDEDE a mean elbow RIGHT into the face, sending DEDEDE to the ground oddly enough!! DEDEDE is on the ground holding the side of his head in seated position as Kawa delivers a KICK TO THE FACE, NEARLY KNOCKING HIM OUT! And I wonder why, Kawa has the meanest bodily joints in the game but its interesting how DEDEDE seemed to drop like a fly from that one elbow…
HYC: Kawa grabs DEDEDE by his hair and pulls him up as he backs DEDEDE into the ropes and delivers body shots, fists into the midsection! And DEDEDE whips Kawa to the opposite ropes, DEDEDE continues as Kawa LEAPS WITH THE… THE DEADEND!!! ROLLING ELBOW! RIGHT TO THE MUSH! DEDEDE HAS BEEN ABSOLUTELY FLOORED! Kawajai stands still, looking around at the ground and down at DEDEDE…. and is RIPPING OFF A LAYER OF HIS ELBOW PAD… EXPOSING SOLID STEEL! WHAT THE HELL???
ETR: WH… WHAT’S THE MEANING OF… **Kawajai is seen tearing off a layer from his Elbow and Kneepads revealing solid-steel layers underneath**
ETR: I can’t BELIEVE this! I don’t know if this is pure strategy or what Kawajai has LITERALLY turned the lethal weapons of his Elbows and Kneepads that defeated Moonlight Predator at Pain for Pride into TORTURE DEVICES, and now Kawa pulls DEDEDE up… setting up for the Hangman’s Elbow, and CONNECTS THAT NOW-DEADLY MOVE AS THAT STEEL-CAPPED ELBOW CONNECTS INTO DEDEDE’S STERNUM, SENDING HIM DOWN!! And Kawajai is far from finished, Kawajai has DEDEDE grounded at a sitting position and is RAMMING THOSE ELBOWs INTO THE SIDE OF DEDEDE’S NECK AND HIS SHOULDERS!!! TENDERIZING DEDEDE’S SHOULDERS WITH THOSE STEEL-LAYERED ELBOWS SO MERCILESSLY, AS KAWAJAI IS SCREAMING “QUIT!!!!” “QUIT!!!!!”, AND DEDEDE IS IN IMMENSE PAIN!
Kawajai: THIS-MATCH-IS-OVER! QUIT!- *elbow shot* QUIT!- *elbow shot* QUIT!- *elbow shot* QUIT!!!
HYC: The mic is pointed at DEDEDE’s face and all you can hear is screams of PAIN! The elbows rain in at 5’s…., 10’s…., 15’s…, 20….., 25!!! THIS IS TOO MUCH! 30…., 35!!!…. 40!!!…….. 45!!!!……. 50!!! 50 ELBOWS INTO THE SHOULDERS, NECK AND JAW OF MR. DEDEDE! JESUS, I WOULDVE QUIT IN 1/4TH OF THAT ONSLAUGHT AND I AM NOT ASHAMED OF SAYING THAT! But DEDEDE is REFUSING to quit, those are like HAMMERS being jammed into your shoulders, those solid steel elbow pads are doing damage! And Kawajai stops as DEDEDE rolls to the ring apron… and what Kawajai has done or is trying to do is take out those shoulders of Mr. DEDEDE that are known for that devastating any foe… and now Kawajai backs up and PLANTS A KNEE-DROP TO THE FACE! AND KAWA PLANTS ANOTHER ONE, and now he ALTERNATES TO ELBOW DROPS into the chest, knee drops to the arms, TORTURING DEDEDE by limb and KAWA FINISHES OFF WITH A KNEE DROP DIRECTLY TO AN ELBOW OF DEDEDE’S RIGHT ARM, AND DEDEDE LETS OUT A SCREAM OF PAIN! This is absolutely brutal already, with Kawa’s new equipped weaponry every jointal attack is a devastating one.. and as DEDEDE rolls to the ring apron for some sign of relief, Kawajai hits a BASEBALL SLIDE SENDING MR. DEDEDE OUT OF THE RING, TUMBLING TO THE GROUND!
ETR: DEDEDE is having trouble getting up to his feet… and Kawa stretches himself and slides out of the ring as DEDEDE is underneath the apron.. and Kawa looks down at DEDEDE, looking down at the mess of a man whos probably been dished out the worst pain he’s felt all year… and Kawa approaches DEDEDE, as DEDEDE PULLS OUT FROM UNDERNEATH THE RING A LOADED PISTOL… what the HELL…
*ETR and HYC immediately stand up from their tables, as Kawajai’s entire demeanor changes and he backs up with his arms raised*
HYC: Y-You’ve gotta be kidding… Everyone in the entire arena is absolutely startled…. my heart is THUMPING, I dont know WHAT in the hell is going through DEDEDE’s mind…. Kawajai IMMEDIATELY slides into the ring, but DEDEDE LEAPS to his feet, slides in and CORNERS KAWAJAI, BEWILDERED BY WHAT’S IN DEDEDE’S HANDS…
Mr. DEDEDE: QUIT. OR YOU’RE DONE.
HYC: Kawajai is in absolute fear… AND DEDEDE PULLS THE TRIGGER….
** A gunshot is heard and Kawajai is seen falling to his knees, lifelessly**
**Confetti bursts out out of the pistol all over Kawajai’s torso, and a large flag saying “BANG~!” pops out from the chamber as DEDEDE starts laughing**
ETR: AND BANG!!!! AS KAWAJAI RETURNS TO HIS FEET, DEDEDE SENDS HIM BACK DOWN WITH THE DIAMOND CUTTER! SHADES OF DIAMOND DALLASDEDEDE! KAWAJAI IS FACE-PLANTED INTO THE FLOOR AND DEDEDE THROWS THE DIAMOND IN THE SKY AS KAWAJAI ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AND IS ON HIS KNEES AT RINGSIDE INFRONT OF THE RAMP, HOLDING HIS MOUTH AND LOOKING UP AT PURE DISTASTE TO THE CELEBRATING DEDEDE! Our Chairman got him good, as Kawa damn near SOILED himself and ate a Diamond Cutter…. and now Kawajai is on his back holding himself up with his arms, looking up at the ring as DEDEDE tosses the gun to the side and slides out of the ring..
HYC: And as Kawajai gets up to one knee DEDEDE KNOCKS him back down with the boot! And as Kawajai rolls toward the steel guard-fence on the side of the ramp, DEDEDE heads out underneath the ring and is pulling out a steel chair… and TWO CHAINS! Hey look, ETR! He’s got TWO CHAINZ!
HYC: And he heads towards KAWA and SWINGS A CHAIN DIRECTLY INTO THE SIDE OF HIS BODY! AND SWINGS THE LEFT CHAIN INTO HIS CHEST, AND THE RIGHT CHAIN INTO THE SIDE OF HIS FACE!! AND AS KAWA FALLS DOWN HE SWINGS OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER INTO HIS BACK! KAWA IS BEING HIT WITH A FORCE THAT COULD LEAVE BRANDING MARKS ALL OVER HIS BODY! And Kawa can barely react to those stinging blows as DEDEDE props Kawa up along the metal fence… and is tieing Kawa’s left hand to the guardrail by his wrist, using the CHAIN! AND DEDEDE IS DOING THE SAME WITH KAWA’S RIGHT HAND! He’s neutralizing Kawa and Kawajai is at DEDEDE’s complete mercy!
Kawajai: UNTIE ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
ETR: And that’s never a good thing as DEDEDE grabs the steel chair he pulled, is heading towards Kawa whos struggling to break out… oh God… and DEDEDE BASHES KAWAJAI DEADON HEADON WITH THE STEEL CHAIR TO THE SKULL!!! AS KAWAJAI’S WORLD HAS BEEN ROCKED, AND DEDEDE SWINGS FOR THAT DIRECT SHOT, FULL FLEDGED TO THE SKULL AGAIN!!! And blood is rushing down Kawajai’s skull wwayyyy too quickly, the assault isnt over!
Mr. DEDEDE: QUIT!!!! *Chairshot* QUIT!!!!! *Chairshot* QUIT!!! *Chairshot* QUIT!!!!!
ETR: REPEATED DIRECT SHOTS, FULL CONTACT WITH NO SHIELDING AT ALL DIRECTLY INTO THE SKULL! AND THEY’RE STILL COMING, DEDEDE IS NOW SWINGING AT KAWAJAI’S LEGS!! KAWAJAI IS BEING DECIMATED TO SAY THE LEAST!
Mr. DEDEDE: I SAID QUIT!!! *Chairshot* QUIT!!!!! *Chairshot* QUIT!!! *Chairshot* QUIT!!!!!
Kawajai: I-!!!! *DEDEDE and the ref lean in closer*
ETR: AND KAWAJAI KICKS DIRECTLY DIRECTLY IN THE CROTCH, AS DEDEDE FALLS TO A KNEE! But look at Kawajai’s face, it’s completely drenched in blood and the referee, doing his job to prevent in-match detainment is untying those steel chains from Kawa’s wrists after a moment… but the damage has been DONE. Kawa, once freed falls slump to his bottom and can barely move as DEDEDE returns to his feet after a moment of grimacing, limping after that nutshot… and grabs Kawa by the hair, walking him towards the ring apron and rolling him into the ring… and now DEDEDE heads under the apron again as he pulls out a table, and slides it into the ring… and now DEDEDE PULLS OUT A LADDER AND SLIDES THAT INTO THE RING, BEFORE ENTERING WITH THAT BLOODIED CHAIR! THIS IS GONNA GET SERIOUS!
HYC: If you know Mr. DEDEDE then you know that this match may end right here… DEDEDE, in the ring, sets up the ladder, standing it up in the center of the ring and now DEDEDE takes the table, and is setting it up as well!! And Kawajai is actually on his knees BEHIND DEDEDE, AND KAWAJAI AFTER PLAYING POSSUP COCKS BACK AND WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS, SWINGS HIS STEEL-CAPPED ELBOW DIRECTLY INTO DEDEDE’S SPINE. And as DEDEDE falls to his knees Kawa picks him up and brings him to the turnbuckle…… and is connecting several side-kicks, but instead of toe kicks those are VICIOUS knees sent directly into DEDEDE’s midsection!!! And with every kick, Kawa is screaming “QUIT!” With every metal knee being sent into DEDEDE’s torso Kawa is yelling “QUIT!” OVER AND OVER!!
Kawajai: QUIT!! *Knee-kick* QUIT!!! *Knee-kick* QUIT!!! *Knee-kick*
HYC: ATLEAST a dozen kicks were sent into DEDEDE’s gut, this is a psyche piercing attack that could bring anyone to the brink! Kawa finishes kicking and DEDEDE stumbles out of the corner… now KAWA IS CLIMBING UP THE TURNBUCKLE, CARRYING DEDEDE IN HIS ARMS IN A CRADLE, AND AFTER A MOMENT IS ON THE TOP ROPE WITH DEDEDE HELD!
ETR: AND KAWAJAI, OFF THE TOP ROPE CONNECTS THE PUMPHANDLE GUT-BUSTER, SENDING DEDEDE GUT-FIRST DIRECTLY INTO THAT STEEL-CAPPED KNEE!! MY GOD THE IMPACT AND THE SUFFERING DDD IS FACING, DEDEDE’S EYES ARE BULGING OUT OF HIS SKULL AND HE FALLS ON HIS FACE DEFEATED.
HYC: Kawa is standing over DEDEDE, wiping the blood from his face and brushing it onto his hair as he recuperates from the trauma he undertook moments ago at the hands of that steel chair!
ETR: And Kawa grabs DEDEDE….. and is ATTEMPTING THE K-STRETCH!!! AND OHHH, WITH RELATIVE EASE APPLIES THE K-STRETCH, AS DEDEDE IS AT KAWAJAI’S MERCY!!!!!!!! DEDEDE IS SCREAMING FOR HIS LIFE, FOR HIS CAREER, FOR HIS LIVELYHOOD THAT HE PUT AT STAKE FOR THIS, AS THE REF HOLDS THE MICROPHONE TOWARDS DEDEDE’S FACE AND HE’S PERHAPS IN THE MOST AGONY HE’S EVER BEEN PUT IN HIS CAREER!!!! THIS K-STRETCH IS A STRUGGLE, KAWA IS WRENCHING BACK AND DEDEDE IS SWINGING HIS ARMS WILDLY FOR ANYTHING, BUT THERES NOTHING- DEDEDE’S ARMS ARENT NEAR ANY ROPES, HE IS AT KAWAJAI’S COMPLETE MERCY AND KAWA KNOWS IT DAMN WELL!! DEDEDE IS SOOO DESPERATE, HES CRYING OUT IN AGONY BECAUSE THIS MATCH IS SLIPPING FROM HIM FAR TOO QUICKLY, HE’S LOSING EVERYTTHING HE HAS, HIS SPOT ON TOP OF THE WORLD, ON TOP OF EAW AS CHAIRMAN, KAWAJAI WITH HIS BARE HANDS IS RIPPING THAT AWAY FROM HIM!
HYC: And… and it appears DEDEDE has lost complete consciousness… his eyes are shut, his arms are limp and his face is emotionless.. hes finished, but that wont get him to say “I Quit”. The only way for this match to end is for someone to Quit, but STILL Kawajai is WRRRRENCHING back. But the referee informs Kawa that DEDEDE is unresponsive, and after a long moment of holding in that submission Kawa realizes this is proverbial to beating a dead horse, as he drops that submission after what felt like minutes.
ETR: And now it’s “where do we go from here?” Kawa looks down at DEDEDE’s body, knowing hes got DEDEDE where he wants him but unfortunately this match still isnt over for him. Kawa has a set up table next to him… And here comes 2 and 2 being put together as alas, Kawa grabs DEDEDE’s slump body and lays it over the table….. and now KAWAJAI GRABS THE STEEL CHAIR, AND IS CLIMBING THAT LADDER!!!! CLIMBING DIRECTLY TO THE TOP AND LOOKING DOWN AT DEDEDE’S BODY THAT HASNT MOVED A MUSCLE! KAWAJAI IS ON THE TOP OF THAT LADDER LOOKING TO EMULATE THAT WINGS OF HELL TECHNIQUE THAT MR. DEDEDE HAS USED TO PUT MATCHES, EVEN CAREERS AWAY WITH. KAWA HAS REACHED THE TOP AND IS WAITING FOR THE BOSS TO SHIFT… Kawa is just looking down, looking at DEDEDE’s beat up shell of a body laid across that table and waiting for him to move a muscle so he can knock the consciousness right back out of him with his own most devastating move…
*DEDEDE raises his arm*
Mr. DEDEDE: I… I… *Kawa’s eyes light up as the ref holds the mic to his face, as DEDEDE suddenly regains his full senses*
Mr. DEDEDE: I’LL NEVER LET YOU WIN!
HYC: DEDEDE LEAPS, LEAPS OFF OF THE TABLE TO HIS FEET, AND IS SHAKING KAWAJAI’S LADDER AS KAWA IS AT THE TOP AND IS LOSING HIS BALANCE! DEDEDE IS FULLY CONSCIOUS AS HE SEEMED TO CLEARLY BEEN PLAYING POSSUM! DEDEDE AT HIS WITS-END PULLED THE BLUFF OF LOSING CONSCIOUSNESS AND KAWAJAI COULDN’T CALL IT! NOW KAWAJAI IS IN GRAVE DANGER!!
Mr. DEDEDE: QUIT!!! QUIT OR I TAKE YOU DOWN!!!!
ETR: THAT IS KAWAJAI’S ONLY OPTIONS RIGHT THERE! KAWA QUITS OR HE FALLS, AND KAWA WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR IN HIS HAND DOES HIS LAST RESORT AND HE PEGS IT AT DEDEDES SKULL——– BUT DEDEDE DODGES THAT, AND THIS JUST ANGERS DEDEDE EVEN MORE AS HE SHOVES THE LADDER OVER THE RINGROPES…. AS KAWAJAI FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!! GUT FIRST!!! GUT FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!!!!!!!! OH LORD KAWA IS FINISHED!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS A 25 FOOT FALL, GUTFIRST INTO THE ‘CADE!!! KAWAJAI IS COMPLETELY WIPED OUT!!! DEDEDE grabs the table in the ring and tosses it over the ropes to the outside, and DEDEDE slides outside as he sets up the table to lean vertically across the metal guardfence on the left side of the ramp. DEDEDE after setting this up heads towards Kawajai’s carcass at ringside, and drags the poor young man to the ring ramp, pressing his boot on his head and spitting in his face.
HYC: And a FIRE CATCHES IN DEDEDE’S EYE, AS DEDEDE BACKS UP TOWARDS THE RING, TOWARDS THE RINGPOST, AS KAWAJAI WHO CAN BARELY HOLD HIMSELF UP WITH HIS FOREARMS IS SLOWLY RISING AND DEDEDE IS CHARGING UP, STALKING AND READY FOR THE POUNCING OF HIS PREY AS WE ALL KNOW WHAT’S TO COME…. KAWA AFTER QUITE THE MOMENT OF COUGHING AND SPITTING UP BLOOD REACHES HIS FEET… TURNS AROUND AS DEDEDE, PRACTICALLY JUMPING OUT OF HIS SKIN RUNS FULL-SPEED AND NAILS…
ETR: THE SPEEEEEEEEEEEAR!!!! SPEAR!!!! SPEAR SENDING KAWAJAI THROUGH THE TABLE AND KNOCKING THE ENTIRE SECTION OF GUARDRAIL DOWN!!!! KAWAJAI IS FINISHED, AND DEDEDE THREW EVERY LAST OUNCE HE HAD INTO THAT SPEAR!!!! DEDEDE IS LAID OUT ACROSS KAWAJAI’S BODY, THAT WAS IT, THAT WAS ALL OR NOTHING!
**Replays of DEDEDE hitting the spear are shown in various angles**
ETR: Well in any other circumstance, yes, but Kawajai still needs to quit, so this match isn’t over! Kawajai may be out of the equation but that’s not gonna get the job done! And DEDEDE knows that as he gets up to his feet and is grimacing at the damages he’s taken… and now DEDEDE is staring off into space as he pulls Kawajai up by his arm, and puts his arm around Kawajai’s shoulders and dragging him up the ramp, limping up the ramp… and bringing Kawa and to the side of the titantron setup behind a curtain..
HYC: And DEDEDE has Kawa’s slump body laid over one of his shoulders, and is facing a long, LONG flight of steps as he makes his way up them…. DEDEDE is walking up the steps with Kawa’s deadweight on his shoulder, and the camera fades to the arena and then transitions back to DEDEDE reaching a platform…. AND LOOK!!!!! **Camera shows DEDEDE standing at the top of the titantron with Kawajai on his shoulder**
ETR: Ho… ly…. crap……. DEDEDE is standing nearthe edge of the titantron with Kawajai over his shoulders, and Kawajai has just barely regained his senses but doesn’t have NEARLY the strength to react… and DEDEDE IS ABOUT TO CAST KAWA OFF HIS SHOULDERS TO DOWN BELOW!!! DEDEDE IS GETTING READY TO THROW KAWAJAI 90 FEET OFF THE TOP OF THE TITANTRON! PLEASE KAWAJAI!!! PLEASE QUIT, THIS IS SERIOUSLY GOING TOO FAR!!
HYC: Kawa knows this has gotten out of hand, LIVES are at stake now and DEDEDE backs up with Kawa on his shoulder….. and IS RUNNING OFF THE EDGE! WHAT’S THAT CRAZY SON OF A BITCH DOING?????!?!?!?!??
Kawajai: I QUIT! I QUIT! I QUIT! I QUIT!
**DEDEDE stops himself right as he reaches the edge**….
**DEDEDE drops Kawa’s body to the floor next to him** ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( Mr. DEDEDE’s theme plays as he looks down at a suffering Kawajai for one final look, and raises a corna in the air )
Ring Announcer: Here is your winneeer…. MMMMMISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR…… DEDEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
**DEDEDE is sitting at the edge of the top of the titantron, celebrating his victory**
HYC: Well… I don’t know what DEDEDE was planning to do to Kawajai.. but im so glad we’re not going to find out.
ETR: Man… that was too much. Tonight was brutal for both of these men but in the end Mr. DEDEDE did what he had to do and put his opponent away. But after the raging battle, the war is over… and because of the stipulation, so is Kawajai’s career..
HYC: Kawajai was a history maker… no one else has held a World Title as long as he did, and it was the chain of events leading up to tonight that sealed his fate. He obviously caught DEDEDE’s wrath from losing the EAW Championship, but that man came from the bottom, from the absolute bottom and made a name for himself unlike anyone else I know. And if there was ever a way to go out then facing one of the best is certainly a good one…
**DEDEDE rises to his feet, giving a gaze towards the crowd in celebration**
ETR: Hey whats he doing???
HYC: KAWAJAI IS UP!!! AND KAWAJAI IN A FIT OF RAGE RUNS TOWARDS DEDEDE FROM BEHIND AND SHOVES HIM OFF OF THE TOP OF THE TITANTRON!!!!
ETR: OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HYC: NOOO!!!! DDD, FREEFALLING 80 TO 90 FEET, PLUMMETS OFF THE SIDE OF THE TITANTRON INTO SEVERAL PRODUCTION TABLES, KNOCKING OUT A WORKER!!!!!! OH MY FREAKING GOODNESS, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE KAWAJAI?!?!?!
**Several referees run out, as they call for medics and surround DEDEDE and the neighboring hurt workers through the rubble of tables**
ETR: OH MY GOD.. KAWAJAI… THAT BITTER MAN SNAPPED! KAWAJAI IS GONE FROM EAW BUT HE SWORE HE’D TAKE DEDEDE OUT… im just in COMPLETE shock… theres abolutely no way DEDEDE could ever withstand an attack like that, im seriously fearing for this mans life..
HYC: This is an awful scene…. Kawajai is being surrounded by arena security and is being yanked off of the top of the titantron, down the steps, and emergency workers are surrounding Mr. DEDEDE…. understand he took a 70 foot fall off of the side of the tron….
**Replays show Kawajai running from behind DEDEDE and pushing him off, as the camera pans back to the carnage as DEDEDE is being neck-braced and an ambulance pulls up to the side of the stage**
ETR *struggling with words*: The blunt force trauma alone could kill him… Honestly… its.. its obvious he’s never wrestling again, I can’t even be sure if he’ll be walking again but that fall could have broken every bone in his body.
HYC: This has to have been the craziest chain of events ive seen so far… and theres still one more war left to be fought. Christ, I hope DDD will be okay… this is maddening.
(Camera pans backstage to Eve in the Interview Area)
Eve: Ladies and Gentlemen, I am here with the CURRENT World Heavyweight Champion…DARK DEMOOOONN!!!!
(Dark Demon walks onto the set, still in his ring gear and has ADV’s blood stained across his body)
Demon: Shhh Eve…
Demon: I hope everybody was watching my match tonight, I certainly hope the Showdown roster was because while people seem to think that they can go for my title because if anybody wants to go for my title, THAT is exactly what is going to happen to you. You ARE going to tap out, you ARE going to lose. See Eve, I said a few months a lot that was unfuckwithable against and that is still true, nobody has yet to even come close to my level and it’s honestly saddening…
Demon: It’s saddening because while Showdown is filled with talentless, moron-like, couldn’t-cut-it in-lower-feds extremists, I still have to wrestle them. I still have to put up with them and I for once just BEG for somebody good to step up …but I guess that will just never again, huh?
(Suddenly, Moonlight Predator walks into the scene, staring down Demon)
Moonlight: You called….?
Demon: I said a good extremist, not a overhyped one, so no..
Moonlight: Cute, I don’t think you will be saying that at all Demon when I beat you for that title pretty soon.
Demon: And how do you plan to do that? By tapping out to me again? Oh, wait, maybe you’ll convince Cameron to come down and distract me, since that’s how you won before but I don’t think that is gonna happen again, so I’d try and look at reality very fast and realizes that you have as much chance of beating me as Hawk does of actually scoring with Cleo.
Moonlight: Fair enough but Demon, you may want to watch out with EGO because when I beat you, they won’t be with you for very long…
Demon: Oh I’m sure …Look, E.G.O isn’t Generation Next, okay? We’re not a bunch of overrated, untalented noobs that couldn’t make it past the mid-card if it was handed to them.
Moonlight: Well you like to call yourself Caesar right? Well tell me, who killed Caesar? It wasn’t his enemies, oh no …it was the people who were the closest to him, some food for thought.
(Moonlight pats Demon on the shoulder before walking off)
(The Project E.G.O vs. Team EAW feud plays on the screen)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is your main event and it is a 5 V. 5 ELIMINATION MATCH! The only way to eliminate somebody is by damaging them to the point that they CAN NOT answer a 10 count!
( http://youtu.be/_grbBgPTz8o plays on the titantron)
(A long golden limo pulls out with the words ‘E.G.O’ written on it as All the Project E.G.O walk out of the limo and walk down to the ring)
Ring Announcer: First, making their way to the ring ….THE PRIIINNNNNCEEEEEE!!!!!!! OOOOOOOFFFFF!!!!!!!! PHEEEEEEEENOOOOOOMENNNNNALLL!!!!!!!! THEEEE HEEAAARRTTTT!!!! BREAAKKKKKKK!!!! BOOOYYYYY!!!!!! CLEEOOOOPPPPATTRRAAAA!!!!! TROOOYYYYY COONNNWAAAYYYY!!!!! JAAYYYYYWAAAALLKKKERRR!!!! PROJJECTTTTTTTTTTTT EGOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Forever by various artists play as Team EAW walk out before charging down to the ring)
Ring Announcer: And their opponents …..EDDDIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE MACCCCCCCCCCK!!!!!!!!! HURRRRRRRRIIIIIIICAANEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWK!!!!!!! CAMMMMMMMMEROOOOON!!!!!! ELlAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! AVAAA!!!!! MOOONLIIIIGHTTTT PREDDDDATTTOOORR!!!!!! Y2IMPPPPPPPPPPACCCCCCCCTTTT!!!! TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM EAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Masters: AND HERE WE GO!! ALL FIVE MEMBERS FROM EACH TEAM UNLOAD ON EACH OTHER!! NOBODY IS HOLDING BACK, NOBODY IS LETTING ANYTHING GO AS THE RING IS CROWDED WITH FISTS FLYING EVERYWHERE!! …And in the corner, it’s Jaywalker and Moonlight Predator throwing fists at each other, HARD and stiff fists as POP and Hawk battle it out in the opposite corner, both men are unleashing MONTHS worth of hatred on each other! And HBB now and Impact are brawling but HBB gains the upperhand as he SLICES into Impacts chest with knife-edged chops as Impact is backed into the ropes and HBB now charges at Impact!
Stew: BUT IMPACT SIDE-STEPS AND LIFTS HBB UP WITH A HIP TOSS!! HIP TOSS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND HBB IS SENT CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR!! ..HBB landed awkwardly there as Impact slides out after him and lifts HBB onto his knees and begins hammering into his skull with fists as Impact has the subject of so much abuse from the Project E.G.O leader! Back inside the ring, Cameron whips Cleopatra off the ropes but Cleo reverses, sending Cameron off with an Irish-whip but Cameron comes charging back with a LOU THESZ PRESS ON CLEO!! CAMERON IS HAMMERING THE VIXENS, ER E.G.O VIXENS CHAMPION,WITH A PARADE OF RIGHT AND LEFT FISTS!!
HYC: Along with that, Eddie Mack grabs Troy Conway and whips him into the turnbuckle, Mack charges at him but Troy lifts up both feet causing Mack to stumble backwards as Jaywalker hits off the ropes and connects with a clothesline into Mack, Troy and Jay both begin working over Mack as POP and Hawk both spill out to the floor as Hawk WHIPS POP AS HARD AS HE CAN INTO THE BARRICADE!! BUT POP RUNS AND LEAPS OVER THE BARRICADE, LANDING PERFECTLY ON HIS FEET AS HAWK CHARGES BUT POP CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK!! SUPERKICK OVER THE BARRICADE!! HAWK STUMBLES BACKWARDS AS POP PICKS UP A STEEL CHAIR AND THROWS IT DIRECTLY AT HURRICANE HAWK’S HEAD!!
Masters: And with that, HBB GRABS IMPACT AND RAMS HIS HEAD INTO OUR TABLE!! OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! HBB IS IMPRINTING THE SKULL OF Y2IMPACT INTO OUR TABLE BUT WATCH OUT!! MOONLIGHT PREDATOR FROM BEHIND WILDLY SWINGS A STEEL CHAIR INTO THE SPINE OF HBB!! HBB bends over our table as Moonlight AGAIN SWINGS THE CHAIR INTO HBB’S SPINE!! MOONLIGHT IS TREATING THAT CHAIR AS IF IT WAS A WHIPPING BELTON HBB’S SPINE!! ….Moonlight now turns around and tries to re-enter the ring but TROY LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A PLANCA AND TURNS IT INTO A HURRICARANA IN MID-AIR!! WOW!! MOONLIGHT CRASHED ONTO THE FLOOR BACK FIRST!!
Referee: …1!!! ….2!!! ….3!!!
Stew: And Moonlight is getting to his feet as Troy hammers him with forearms, back in the ring, Jaywalker is hammering on Eddie Mack in the corner as Cameron is hammering Cleo in the opposite corner and Cameron steps backwards before charging at Cleo but CLEO LIFTS CAMERON UP IN THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A FLAPJACK ONTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!! CAMERONS FACE SMACKS HARD ONTO THE STEEL RINGPOST AND CLEO, STILL HOLDING CAMERON IN HER ARMS, FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A SPINEBUSTER!! CLEO IS DEMANDING THE REFEREE MAKE THE COUNT!! BUT IMPACT SMARTLY GRABS CAMERON BY HER LEGS AND DRAG HER OUT OF THE RING, IMPACT SAVING HIS TEAM WITH CAMERON IN HIS ARMS!
HYC: BUT CLEO SPRINTS OFF THE ROPES WITH A SUICIDE DIVE INTO IMPACT AND CAMERON!! THE VIXENS CHAMPION HIT A SUICIDE DIVE INTO IMPACT AND CAMERON, SENDING ALL THREE OF THEM INTO THE BARRICADE!! Hawk is getting to his feet as POP grabs him and LOOKS TO RAM HIS HEAD INTO THE RINGPOST!! BUT HAWK BLOCKS AND SENDS AN ELBOW INTO THE FACE OF POP!! Hawk now hammers POP with fists as POP fires back with fists but Hawk grabs POP AND WHIPS HIM INTO THE TIMEKEEPER!! POP KNOCKS OVER THE TIMEKEEPER!! Jaywalker now hits off the ropes looking for a RUNNING LARIAT ON MACK!! BUT MACK GRABS JAY AND HITS A OVERHEAD SNAP BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX INTO THE CORNER!! JAY HITS INTO THE CORNER AND LANDS ON HIS NECK!!
Referee: ….1!! …2!!! …..3!! ….(Jay uses the rops to get onto his knees)….5!! (Jay gets onto his feet)
Masters: On the floor, Troy WHIPS MOONLIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE!! BUT MOONLIGHT STOPS DEAD IN HIS TRACKS BY THE BARRICADE AS TROYCHARGES AT HIM BUT MOONLIGHT KICKS HIM IN THE MID-SECTION AND LIFTS HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!! ….REVERSE POWERBOMB, MOONLIGHT HIT A REVERSE POWERBOMB!! TROY SMACKS INTO THE BARRICADE GUT-FIRST!! BLOOD SHOOTS UP FROM TROYS MOUTH!! MOONLIGHT SHOWS ABSOLUTE NO MERCY AS HE GRABS TROY AND DDT’S TROY HEAD-FIRST INTO THE FLOOR!! TROY IS LAID OUT ON THE FLOOR!! And Mack now slides out of the ring as Hawk picks up the ring bell and SWINGS IT INTO THE HEAD OF POP!! BUT POP LOW-BLOWS HAWK!! POP SAVES HIMSELF BUT MACK FROM BEHIND BASHES HIS CITV BRIEFCASE INTO THE SPINE OF POP!!
Stew: POP is using our table to stay somewhat on his feet to avoid a count as Hawk is regaining himself and is screaming at Mack to use his CITV briefcase right NOW!! Hawk is literally barking at Mack to cash in on POP right here, right now as Mack looks like he might be CONSIDERING IT!! Mack is looking at his briefcase as POP is barely struggling to stay on his feet as Hawk keeps on screaming in the ear of Mack and I think …I THINK MACK IS GONNA CASH IN!! MACK IS SHAKING HIS HEAD, HE’S CASHING IN!! MACK IS CASHING IN HIS CITV BRIEFCASE RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!! THE REFEREE SLIDES OUT TO GET THE BRIEFCASE BUT LOOK OUT!! JAYWALKER FROM BEHIND SMASHES A BEER BOTTLE INTO THE HEAD OF HAWK!! AND AS MACK TURNS AROUND, JAYWALKER USES THE BROKEN SHARD OF THAT BEER BOTTLE TO STAB MACK RIGHT IN THE GUT!! JAY STABBED MACK IN THE GUT WITH THE BROKEN BEER BOTTLE!!
HYC: MACK IS BLEEDING QUICKLY FROM HIS MID-SECTION AS HE DROPS THE CITV BRIEFCASE AND POP FROM BEHIND LOW BLOWS HIM!! MACK IS BLEEDING PROFUSELY FROM HIS MID-SECTION!! Jaywalker stopped Mack from cashing in and Mack is now leaning over on our table as both POP and Jay begin teaming on him! And back in the ring, Impact is getting up but CLEO HAS A CHAIR AS SHE SWINGS IT INTO THE SPINE OF IMPACT!! Impact drops to a knee as Cleo looks to SWING IT AGAIN INTO HIS HEAD!! BUT CAMERON FROM BEHIND GRABS THE CHAIR!! CAMERON BLOCKS CLEO AS CAMERON TAKES THE CHAIR FROM CLEO AND RAMS IT INTO HER MID-SECTION!! CLEO DOUBLES OVER IN PAIN AS IMPACT IS GETTING BACK UP AND CAMERON SPINS CLEO AROUND …CODEBREAKER!! CODEBREAKER ON CLEO!! OH MY GOD!!
Masters: AND IMPACT NOW GRABS THE LEGS OF CLEO AND ….LOCKS IN THE MILLENIAL INCARCERATION!! THE WALLS OF IMPACT!! IMPACT HAS IT APPLIED ON CLEOPATRA!! DEAD CENTER OF THE RING AS CLEO IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AND CAMERON NOW DROPS DOWN AND LOCKS IN A CROSSFACE ON CLEO!! IMPACT AND CAMERON BOTH APPLY A SUBMISSION MOVE ON CLEO!! CLEO IS STRUGGLING NOW AS BOTH MEMBERS OF TEAM EAW ARE WEARING HER DONW AND SHE MAY JUST PASS OUT HERE!! BOTH LOOK!! JAYWALKER AND HBB SLIDE INTO THE RING WITH STEEL CHAIRS AND PREFORM A DOUBLE CON-CHAIR-TO ON IMPACT!! RIGHT INTO HIS SKULL!! IMPACT FALLS DOWN AS HBB SWINGS THE CHAIR INTO CAMERONS HEAD!! AND BOTH E.G.O MEMBERS LIFT CLEO BACK TO HER FEET AS THE REFEREE MAKES THE COUNT ON IMPACT AND CAMERON!!
Referee: 1!!!……2!!!……3!!!…….4!!! …(neither is moving)…..5!!! …..6!!!…..(Cameron rolls to the ropes)……7!!! ……8!!!! …..(Cameron lifts herself up but falls through the middle rope to the floor) …..9!!! …(Impact manages to JUST get himself up)
Stew: Impact is up BUT HBB CONNECTS WITH THE SUPERKICK!! SUPERKICK INTO THE KISSER OF IMPACT!! AND IMPACT TURNS AS JAY GRABS HIM AND LIFTS HIM HIGH UP IN THE AIR …2ND SACRIFICE!! THE CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB OVER THE TOP ROPE AND IMPACT LANDS ON HIS NECK ON THE FLOOR!! IMPACT CRASHED WITH NO PROTECTION, NO PADDING, NOTHING!! DIRECTLY ONTO THAT FLOOR!! IMPACT IS MOTIONLESS ON THE FLOOR!!
Ref: 1!!!…..2!!!!……3!!!!……4!!!!…….5!!!…..6!!!……7!!! (Impact is still motionless)…..8!!!…..9!!!…..10!!!
Ring Announcer: Y2Impact has been eliminated!
HYC: Impact is out! Y2Impact has been eliminated in a very gruesome looking way but now POP dumps Mack onto our table as he hops onto the apron and now begins to climb the turnbuckle, I think POP has some evil intentions on his mind right now as he looks to put Mack through the table but Moonlight hops up onto the apron and grabs the leg of POP, blocking him from leaping as POP tries to kick him away but Hawk drags Mack off the table and Moonlight SHOVES POP OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!! AND POP LANDS DIRECTLY ON HIS SPINE ONTO OUR TABLE!! OH MY GOD!! POP FLEW ALMOST 5FT INTO THE EDGE OF OUR TABLE!! …And Moonlight is demanding the referee does not make a count just yet as Moonlight looks underneath the ring …
Masters: And Moonlight pulls out a barbed wire baseball bat, along with a table and a TIRE IRON! Why on earth is a tire iron left underneath the ring? And Moonlight stands up with that tire iron in hand but Troy hammers him from behind, Troy now picks up that barbed wire baseball bat AND SWINGS IT INTO THE MID-SECTION OF MOONLIGHT!! THE BARBED WIRE SLICES INTO MOONLIGHT MID-SECTION AND TROY NOW GRINDS THE BARBED WIRE INTO MOONLIGHTS HEAD!!TROY IS RUBBING THAT BARBED WIRE ALL OVER MOONLIGHTS FOREHEAD AS MOONLIGHT IS STARTING TO BLEED!! And Hawk now slides into the ring as Jaywalker grabs him and whips Hawk off the ropes and looks FOR A DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER!!
Stew: BUT NO!! HAWK MANAGES TO RAM HIS ELBOWS INTO THE HEAD OF JAYWALKER!! HAWK DROPS TO HIS FEET AND QUICKLY SWEEPS JAY DOWN AND GRABS BOTH OF HIS LEGS FOR THE A.D.H.D!! THE A.D.H.D!! HAWK’S GOT IT LOCKED IN ON JAYWALKER!! BUT CLEOPATRA SLIDES IN AND RAMS HAWK RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THE TIRE IRON THAT MOONLIGHT TOOK OUT!! HAWK BREAKS THE HOLD AND THE REFEREE MAKES THE COUNT ON HAWK NOW!!
Ref: …1!! ….2!!! ……3!!! …..4!!! …5!!……..6!!! ……7!!!! ……8!!!! …(Hawk begins to get onto his knees)…..9!!! ….1—(Hawk just gets up)
HYC: And HBB quickly goes after Hawk, sending him into the corner as he hits him with chops and on the floor, POP and Mack are duelling it out with fists as POP BANGS MACKS HEAD OFF THE TABLE!! Back in the ring, Cameron has slid back in as she swings Cleo around and hammers her with Uppercuts but Cleo fights back with fists but Cameron manages to hit Cleo with an elbow and pulls Cleo in for a TWIST OF FATE!!! BUT CLEO SLIPS OUT OF IT AND PUSHES CAMERON INTO THE ROPES, CAMERON RETURNS AS CLEO KICKS HER IN THE MID-SECTION AND PULLS HER IN …BRUTALITY!! BUT NO!! CAMERON SLIPS OUT AND HITS CLEO WITH A SIT-OUT JAWBREAKER!! CLEO STUMBLES INTO THE TURNBUCKLES AND SLUMPS AS CAMERON PICKS UP THE TIRE IRON AND OH MY GO—WHAT THE HELL?!!
Stew: IT’S SASHA FIERCE!! SASHA IS RUNNING DOWN HERE AND LOOK AT WHAT IS IN HER HAND!! IT’S A SPIKED BASEBALL BAT!! SIMILAR TO THE ONE THAT DEVAN DUBIAN USED TO END CHRIS HESSIANS CAREER MONTHS AGO ON VOLTAGE AND SASHA SLIDES IN AS CAMERON TURNS AROUND AND BAMM!! OH MY GOD!! SASHA SWUNG THAT SPIKED BASEBALL BAT INTO CAMERONS FACE!!! THE NAILS JUST GOT DRIVEN INTO CAMERONS FACE!! CAMERON IS BLEEDING PROFUSELY ON THE MAT NOW, BLOOD IS PUMPING FROM HER HEAD!! WHAT THE HELL? IS SASHA…NO!! SHE HASN’T….SHE COULDN’T HAVE…
Masters: I THINK SASHA JOINED E.G.O!! THEY ALWAYS HAVE A TRICK UP THEIR SLEEVES AND THEY DID IT AGAIN!! SASHA SOLD HER SOUL…AND CLEO IS CELEBRATING!! CLEO IS LAUGHING WITH SASHA AT THIS, I’M SI—WHAT?!? SASHA JUST SMACKED THE SPIKED BAT INTO CLEOS RIBS!! AND SASHA NOW SWINGS IT INTO CLEOS SPINE!! OVER AND OVER AGAIN SASHA IS DESTORYING THE VIXENS CHAMPION WHO IS BLEEDING MASSIVELY FROM EVERYWHERE!! THE RING IS LIKE A SAW MOVIE JUST FROM CLEOS AND CAMERONS BLOOD THAT’S BEEN SPLIT AND SASHA LEAVES, CELEBRATING HER WAY UP THE RAMP, SHE’S NOT WITH ANYBODY!! THE REFEREE HAS TO MAKE A COUNT NOW!!
Ref: 1!!…..2!!!…..3!!!!……4!!!!…….5!!! (Cameron gets onto her hands and knees somewhat)……6!!!!…….7!!!! (Cleo isn’t responding at all)……8!!!…..9!!! (Cameron uses the ropes to push herself up and slumps over)…..10!!!
Ring Announcer: Cleopatra has been eliminated!
HYC: Cameron didn’t take all that much of the damage as it is now 4 v 4 but as Cameron is up HBB JUST SUPERKICKED HER!! HBB JUST SUPERKICKED CAMERON RIGHT IN THE MOUTH!! THAT WAS THE LOUDEST SUPERKICKS I’VE HEARD ALONG TIME AS CAMERON FALLS DOWN AND LOOK WHOS PERCHED AT TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE, IT’S POP!! …POP NOW LEAPS OFF!! ….FATAL CROSS!!! FATAL CROSS INTO CAMERON!!! CAMERONS BEEN DESTORYED!! SASHA, POP AND HBB HAVE TAKEN OUT CAMERON AND ANOTHER COUNT MUST BE MADE!!
Ref: 1!!….2!!!…..3!!!……4!!!…..5!!!!……6!!!!…..7!!!!… (Cameron isn’t moving)…..8!!! (HBB places a boot on Camerons chest and does the swerve taunt)…..9!!!…..10!!!
Ring Announcer: Cameron Ella Ava has been eliminated!
Stew: Cameron is out and that takes it to 4 v 3 in EGO’s favour as Jaywalker is brawling with Hawk on the floor and Hawk RAMS JAYWALKERS HEAD INTO THE BARRICADE!! Hawk now looks underneath the ring and pulls out a pair of handcuffs! Hawk has handcuffs and grabs Jay by his hands and looks to HANDCUFF HIM TO THE BARRICADE!! BUT POP CHARGES AND LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A SUICIDE DIVE INTO HAWK!! POP WENT FULL FORCE AS HAWK GOES CRASHING HEAD FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!! HAWKS BEEN BUSTED OPEN NOW!! AND JAY GRABS THOSE HANDCUFFS AS HE GRABS HAWK AND DRAGS HIM TO THE RINGPOST AND JAY NOW TIES HAWK’S HANDS TO EACH SIDE OF THE ROPES …HAWK IS TRAPPED NOW!! HAWK IS TRAPPED BY THE RINGPOST!!
HYC: Eddie Mack is still down, he’s bleeding HEAVILY from his mid-section as HBB and Troy go after Mack and roll him into the ring, Troy looks underneath the ring apron and pulls out a 30ft ladder! That thing is HUGE! Troy slides the ladder in and places it by the turnbuckle, HBB now sets the table up by the opposite turnbuckle as Mack is down on his knees bleeding profusely as HBB drags Mack close to that table as Troy is down at the opposite corner on his corners, this can’t be good! …Mack is getting to his feet as TROY CHARGES AT FULL SPEED TOWARDS MACK!! THE JAVELIN!! SPEAR THROUGH THE TABLE!! BUT NO!!! MACK GRABS HBB AND THROWS HIM IN THE WAY!! TROY JUST SPEARED HBB THROUGH THE TABLE IN THE CORNER!! OH MY GOD!! MACK JUST OUT-SMARTED BOTH OF THEM!! BOTH TROY AND HBB ARE LYING IN THAT BROKEN HEAP IN THE CORNER, THEY AREN’T LYING DOWN THOUGH!!
Masters: on the floor, Jay and POP are still beating down a defenceless Hawk as Jay looks under the ring as POP SLAPS Hawk right across the face! And Hawk SPITS BLOOD RIGHT IN POPS FACE!! AND LOOK FROM BEHIND!! MOONLIGHT PREDATOR SWINGS A BARBED WIRE CHAIR INTO THE SPINE OF POP!! MOONLIGHT SWINGS POP WITH THAT BARBED WIRE CHAIR AND OPENS IT UP AND PLACES POPS HEAD IN-BETWEEN THE CHAIR, OH MY GOD!! THE BARBED WIRE IS CUTTING INTO THE CHEEKS OF POP AS MOONLIGHT GRABS HIM AND CHARGES!! MOONLIGHT SENDS POP INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST WITH THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR WRAPPED AROUND HIS NECK!! POP MIGHT BE SERIOUSLY INJURED AS MOONLIGHT QUICKLY LIFTS HIM BACK UP AND HITS THE PREDATORY INSTINCT!! THE DR DRIVER ON THE FLOOR WITH THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR WRAPPED AROUND POPS NECK!! OH MY GOD, HE COULD HAVE BROKEN HIS NECK!!
Ring Announcer: Prince of Phenomenal has been eliminated!
Stew: It’s 3 v 3 and POP very well could be dead right now! Moonlight smirks but Jaywalker has pulled out a tool box and pulls out a screwdriver as Moonlight turns around and JAY STABS MOONLIGHT IN THE FOREHEAD WITH THE SCREWDRIVER!! OH MY GOD!! THE CUT ON MOONLIGHTS HEAD GETS DEEPER AND JAY AGAIN STABS MOONLIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THAT SCREWDRIVER, GRINDING IT INTO HIS HEAD AS MOONLIGHTS HEAD QUICKLY GETS COVERED IN BLOOD!! MOONLIGHT IS WOOZY AS JAY LOOKS TO SEND HIM INTO THE RINGPOST BUT MOONLIGHT MANAGES TO BLOCK IT WITH HIS HANDS AND SENDS A BACK-KICK INTO JAYS MID-SECTION, I’VE NO IDEA HOW HE DID THAT!! MOONLIGHT TRIES TO GO FOR A UPPERCUT BUT JAY DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT AND HITS THE TRANSCENSION!! THE LARAIT!!
HYC: Jay now picks up Moonlight and drags him towards our table and lifts him up …2ND SACRIFICE!! THE 2ND SACRIFICE THROUGH OUR TABLE!! OH MY GOD!! MOONLIGHT WENT THROUGH WOOD, LAPTOPS, MONITORS AND MORE!! HE’S BEEN DESTORYED!! JAY IS LAUGHING AS MOONLIGHT IS MOTIONLESS!! JAYWALKER HAS DESTORYED MOONLIGHT PREDATOR!! MOONLIGHT IS UTTERLLY MOTIONLESS NOW IN THAT BROKEN WRECKAGE!!
Ring Announcer: Moonlight Predator has been eliminated!
Masters: And it’s back to 3 v 2 in EGO’s favour again! But look guys, Mack is on the floor and he’s helping Hawk get those handcuffs off, the referee hands Mack a key as Mack FREES Hawk! Hawk is regaining himself as Mack slides back into the ring but HBB and Troy quickly pound on Mack and Jay quickly goes to Hawk but Hawk is fighting back! Both men are brawling around ringside as HBB lifts up Mack and CONNECTS WITH A SNAP SUPLEX ONTO THE LEANED LADDER!! MACK CRASHES ONTO THAT LADDER SPINE FIRST AND TROY HITS OFF THE ROPES AND CONNECTS A ROLLING THUNDER ONTO MACK’S CUT MID-SECTION ONTO THE LADDER WITH THE ROLLING THUNDER!! IT CONNECTS!!
Stew: And now Hawk and Jaywalker are brawling up the ramp! Both men are throwing fists like no tomorrow as Hawk begins to get the upperhand as he hammers Jay with uppercuts to the jaw as Jay stumbles onto the stage, we already had one victim tonight with that fall, we don’t need another! Hawk grabs Jay and RAMS HIS HEAD INTO THE TITANTRON!! AND HAWK GOES FOR ANOTHER BUT JAY BLOCKS WITH HIS HANDS AND SENDS A POWERFUL ELBOW TO THE JAW OF HAWK!! …Hawk stumbles backwards, almost near the edge of the stage as Jay knees him in the mid-section and lifts Hawk up …JAY HAS HAWK IN THE 2NDSACRIFICE POSITION!! JAY IS SLOWLY WALKING TOWARDS THE EDGE OF THE STAGE, WHERE THE E.G.O CAR IS LOCATAED AT THE BOTTOM!! OH NO!! ..DON’T JAY!!! WE ALREADY HAVE DDD’S CAREER ENDED, WE DON’T NEED HAWKS TOO!!
HYC: AND JAY HITS THE 2ND SACRIFICE OFF THE STAGE!!!!!!!! BUT NO!!! HAWK DROPPED OFF!!! HAWK DROPPED TO HIS FEET BEHIND JAY!!! HAWK SAVED HIMSELF AS JAY TURNS AND CHARGES AT FULL SPEED AT HAWK!!! LARAIT BY JAYWALKER!!! BUT HAWK DUCKS AND LIFTS JAY UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!! OH MY!!! JAY IS HAMMERING HAWK WITH ELBOW BUT HAWK IS FIGHTING THROUGH AS HAWK WALKS NEAR THE EDGE OF THE STAGE AND DOES THE ‘SWERVE’ TAUNT, MOCKING EGO BEFORE THROWING JAY OFF THE STAGE!!! VILLEMATIC!!! VILLEMATIC!!! THE FU OFF THE STAGE AND JAY CRASHES THROUGH THE EGO CAR HOOD!!! JAY CAUSES A HUGE DENT IN THAT CAR!!! JAY HAS BEEN DESTORYED BY HAWK!! OH MY GOD!! HAWK DROPS TO A KNEE AS THE REFEREE BEGINS COUNTING ON JAY!!
Ref: 1!!!…..2!!!…..3!!!!…..4!!! ….5!!! (Jay is motionless)……6!!!! ……7!!!….8!!!…..9!!!!….10!!!
Ring Announcer: Jaywalker has been eliminated!
Masters: And Jaywalker has been eliminated! It’s 2 v 2 but may become 2 v 1 as Troy and HBB continue to double team on Mack as Hawk is slowly limping down the ramp as Troy rolls out of the ring and charges at Hawk, sending various kicks and fists into Hawk! Meanwhile in the ring, Mack is on one knee as his entire mid-section is drenched in blood as HBB picks up the barbed wire bat from earlier as he SWINGS IT INTO THE BLOODIED AND CUT MID-SECTION OF EDDIE MACK!! On the floor, Troy THROWS HAWK INTO THE BARRICADE!! HBB now drops the bat and lifts Mack up as HBB looks for a PILEDRIVER ONTO THE BARBED WIRE BAT!! BUT NO!! MACK DROPS TO HIS KNEES, GRABBING THE BAT AND DRIVES IT INTO THE BALLS OF HBB!!! HBB DOUBLES OVER AS MACK DROPS THE BAT AND CONNECT THE EDDICTION ONTO THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT!!
Stew: HBB WENT HEAD-FIRST INTO THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT!! BAH GAWD KANG!! HBB IS LAID OUT!! HBB HAS THE BARBED WIRE BAT STUCK INTO HIS HEAD!! HBB IS LAID OUT!! MACK IS CRAWLING TOWARDS THOSE ROPES LIKE A SLUG AS THE REFEREE MAKES A COUNT!!
Ref: 1!!!….2!!!!…..3!!! …..4 (Mack grabs onto the bottom rope)…….5!!!!……6!!!!….(Mack lifts himself up)……..7!!!!! ….8!!! (HBB gets onto his hands and knees)…..9!!! (Eddie Mack tips the ladder from the turnbuckle over onto HBB’s back, knocking him down)….10!!!
Ring Announcer: Heart Break Boy has been eliminated!
HYC: Well for the first time, it’s a 2 v 1 advantage for Team EAW as it is down to Troy Conway vs. Eddie Mack and Hurricane Hawk! Mack slides out of the ring asTroy dumps Hawk into the ring, Hawk is getting to his feet as Troy LEAPS TO THE ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH A SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY INTO HAWK!! BUT HAWK GRABS TROY!!! HAWK THROWS TROY CONWAY UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE VILLEMATIC!!! VILL—NO!!! TROY FLIPPED ONTO HIS FEET, AMAZING!! YOU DON’T HAVE TO LIKE EGO TO ADMIT THAT AFTER TWO BRUTAL MATCHES, FLIPPING ONTO YOUR FEET ISN’T EASY BUT HAWK THROWS FISTS AS TROY THROWS FOREARMS AT HAWK!! BOTH MEN ARE STRUGGLING FOR POWER NOW!!
Masters: AND LOOK WHAT MACK PULLS OUT!! HE PULLED A SLEDGEHAMMER OUT FROM UNDERNEATH THE RING!! MACK SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING AS TROY AND HAWK ARE STILL STRUGGLING FOR AN ADVANTAGE AND HAWK SPINS TROY AROUND AS MACK SWINGS THE HAMMER INTO TROY’S FACE!! BUT TROY DROPS DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SPLITS, OH MY GOD HOW DOES HE DO THIS STUFF ..AND MACK HITS HAWK IN THE FACE WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER!! THAT WAS BY MISTAKE AS HAWK FALLS TO THE MAT, ALMOST MOTIONLESS AS MACK LOOKS ON IN HORROR!!!
Ring Announcer: Hurricane Hawk has been eliminated!
Stew: Mack is looking on in terror as he realises the mistake he made!! But Troy from behind swings Mack around with a ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! NO!! MACK DUCKS IT AND RAMS THE SLEDGEHAMMER INTO TROY’S MID-SECTION!! Troy stumbles into the corner, clutching onto his ribs as Mack checks on Hawk and tries lifting him to his feet as Hawk shoves him away! Hawk is asking what the hell he is doing! Mack is saying sorry and it was a mistake as Hawk seems to accept it now ..Hawk rolls out of the ring as Mack goes back to Troy now! BUT WAIT!! HAWK SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING AND TURNS MACK AROUND …VILLEMATIC!! THE FU!! THE FU ON MACK!! WHAT THE HELL?!!?
Hawk: The only *mistake* …was me THINKING that you were any good of an extremist.
Ref: 1!!….2!!!….3!!!…..4!!!…..5!! (Mack starts moving some limbs)….6!!! ….7!!! …(Mack gets onto his hands and knees)
HYC: And Troy now grabs Mack, telling the referee to stop counting as Troy wants to finish him off for good, Troy sends knees into the head of Mack but Mack fights back with rights into Troys mid-section! Troy stumbles backwards as Mack tries getting up and going towards Troy but Troy picks up the tire iron that Cleo used earlier and RAMS IT RIGHT INTO MACKS MID-SECTION WHICH WAS ALREADY CUT FROM EARLIER!! TROY NOW SWINGS IT RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE OF MACK!! Mack drops to a knee as Troy rolls out of the ring and grabs two steel chairs and slides back into the ring, setting the two chairs up between each other and Troy now grabs the ladder from earlier and places it down on the two opened chairs to create a make-shift table…
Masters: Mack is desperately trying to get up but Troy grabs him and lifts Mack up onto his shoulders and BRINGS HIM NEAR THAT MAKE-SHIFT TABLE ….BUT MACK DROPS TO HIS FEET, MACK SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY DROPPED TO HIS FEET AS HE REACHES FOR THAT TIRE IRON AND STRIKES IT INTO THE MID-SECTION OF TROY!! TROY DOUBLES OVER IN PAIN AS MACK IS FIGHTING THROUGH A WORLD OF PAIN AS HE PULLS TROY IN FOR THE EDDICATION!! BUT TROY KICKS MACK IN THE GROIN!! MACK STUMBLES FORWARD IN PAIN AS TROY PICKS UP THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT AND THROWS IT AT MACK, WHO CATCHES IT, AND TROY HITS A SPINNING HEEL KICK INTO THE BARBED WIRE BAT THAT GOES SMASHING INTO THE FACE OF MACK!! MACK GOES DOWN!!
Stew: And Troy now rips more of the barbed wire off as he …wraps the barbed wire around the middle of the ladder, the middle part of that ladder has barbed wire on it as Troy now lifts Mack up again and now lifts him up onto the turnbuckle, Mack is near motionless as Troy climbs up and Mack tries DESPERATELY TO HEAD-BUTT TROY THROUGH THE MAKE-SHIFT LADDER/TABLE WITH BARBED WIRE!! MACK KEEPS HEAD-BUTTING TROY, WHO IS LOSING HIS GRIP, AS MACK TRIES TO SHOVE HIM OO—-NO!! TROY LEAPS IN MID-AIR, GRABBING MACKS HEAD AND DRIVING HIM THROUGH THE LADDER WITH BARBED WIRE WITH THE SWAN SONG!! RKO FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! MACK WENT RIGHT THROUGH IT, BARBED WIRE IS CUTTING INTO THE MID-SECTION WHICH IS CUT OPEN!!! TROY WENT THROUGH IT TOO!!
Ref: 1!!!….2!!!!….3!!!….4!!!…..5!!! (Mack struggles to move a limb, same with Troy)…..6!!!…..7!!!!….(Both men barely move)……8!!!! ….(Troy gets a hand on the rope)…..9!!!!….(Troy manages to stand up with the ropes)…..10!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(Troy quickly falls back down, clutching onto his body as EMTS rush out to check on Mack, who is bleeding worse)
Ring Announcer: Here are your winners …..PROOOOJJJJJJJECTTTTTTTTTTTTTT EGOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HYC: They did it! Project E.G.O win the match thanks to Troy Conway, the sole survivor! Troy is the last man standing and what a BRUTAL match that was…
Stew: That could have went either way, but I do believe that had Hawk not hit the Villematic on Mack, Team EAW WOULD have won this match!
Masters: Nobody won this match, look at the damage in that ring, people lost PINTS of blood, people broke bones and got scared, this was one of the most brutal matches of the year and nobody is going to be same again after this, I can tell you that!
(Troy Conway is shown on his knees in the middle of the ring celebrating as fireworks go off all around the building)
(Camera fades to black)
( EAW logo buzzes )