(“Highlights From Last Weeks Showdown is aired highlighting the Tag Team Main Event between TLA and Cody Marshall Vs Diamond Cage and Jim Hammerlock and TLA leaving Cody high dry, along with the remaining members of the NEO Syndicate looking to captain Showdown’s Territorial Invasion team)
(“Misanthrope” By Local H hits as the Showdown intro begins to play before we cut to the live feed of The Dome of Dome with thousands of screaming Showdown fans before cutting to the ramp as a fireworks display is shown before a pan around the arena as we finally cut to Pierre McGuire and Deadprez at the commentators table)
Pierre: AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER ACTION-PACKED EDITION OF EAW SHOWDOWN!! I’M PIERRE MCGUIRE JOINED BY DEADPREZ LOOKING FORWARD TO CALLING ANOTHER EXCITING WEEK OF SHOWDOWN ACTION HERE TONIGHT!!
Deadprez: And I am also excited because tonight is the return of the GOAT Champion! Ahren Fournier is back on Showdown and I couldn’t be more happy and also it’s the first match of the best of seven to determine who will be next in line for an EAW Championship match! All that and more tonight on Showdown! And speaking of champions I hear the Unified Tag Team Champions are on their way out here right now!
(“Glory Bridge” by Chief Keef & A Boogie hits to a huge reaction of cheers and boos as Astraea Jordan and Malcolm Jones make their way out to the ring sporting their tag team championships, Astraea also has a crown on her head signaling the Empress of Elite. They make their way up the ramp and into the ring as they are handed microphones.)
Deadprez: Drillmatic has been a force together and on their own so far in season 12 proving to be one of the cornerstone acts in this company! Astraea Jordan is fresh off of winning the Empress of Elite while at the same time holding onto those tag team championships while solo championship pursuits lay in the horizon for Malcolm Jones.
Pierre: The future is very bright for these two and that’s saying a lot considering how much they’ve already managed to accomplish thus far. I wonder what they have in stored for us tonight.
(“Glory Bridge” fades out as Malcolm & Astraea pace around the ring waiting for the rawkus crowd to die down before speaking)
Malcolm: A lot less dickeaters in the crowd tonight :notbad:. But forreal, we out here tonight because we got a lot to get off of our chest and a lot of shit to say, first off I wanna start by saying.… WE TOLD YOU SO. We told you we was gonna bounce back from our world championship match losses while you were so busy celebrating our failures we were in the lab cooking making sure you would eventually eat your words. Ima just keep it real and speak how I feel because unlike my significant other here, I personally don’t give a fuck about any fan or their opinion. It’s like this, you people put us under a microscope the moment we got a co-sign from Mr. DEDEDE 9 months ago. Something we still can’t escape to this day. Nobody gave a fuck about us when we were busting our ass in the EAW Performance Center or I was on NEO or Astraea was being given the short end of the stick for the first 3-4 months of her career under a corrupt regime. You all turned a blind eye to it but as soon as we finally rose to prominence you had a lot of ignorant shit to say. We didn’t let it deter us though. We won, we lost. We had ups and downs where you scoffed at our success and laughed at our failures but all it ever did was motivate us and make us stronger so….. thank you.
Astraea: I’ll be honest Malc. I’m not used to my music hitting and a whole arena of people booing my name, but I’ve learned that you can’t please them all. All I can do is keep winning and making history and that’s what I’ve been doing. I learned the hard way that people don’t wanna see you shine, they’ll root for your success as long as your success is kept at a minimum to where you don’t get further than them. People like us making it as far as we have has never been anticipated and it makes people uncomfortable to see us where we are. The unfortunate thing for them is….. well….. I ain’t here to cater to nobody but Astraea Jordan and Malcolm Jones. In other words, I don’t give a fuck. I went through it all over this past year, I been blatantly sabotaged, I been sent across the mothafuckin globe just to hone my skills, I found myself in a whole ass other North American company, back in EAW amongst the same bums and dykes I wanted to get away from to begin with, in a blood feud with a bitch who tried to end my career, a world title match that I once again came up short in only to bounce back immediately and win a tag title and become the Empress of Elite. A rollercoaster if I’ve ever seen one. I been through hell and back in late 2017 and 2018. I been put under a microscope and scrutinized by a group of people for every little thing that I’ve done. I learned that there’s some people you just can’t win over and when I stopped trying to and just started doing me and not giving a fuck, that’s when the results came in. Now this crown on my head is something none of these bitches can ever take away from me and these tag team championships are something I WISH one of y’all would try to.
Malcolm: I wish too, but let’s be honest babe, we tried the whole open challenge thing last time and it didn’t quite work out. Shit, and this was before we actually defended the titles and before you won the Empress of Elite. If nobody came out back then, then they damn sure ain’t coming out now.
Astraea: Typical EAW locker room, talk shit behind our backs in their safe zones but won’t come see us in person. Same clowns who was singing my praises after I beat Maddie at Pain for Pride but as soon as I won Empress of Elite it was crickets.
Malcolm: It was crickets because they didn’t wanna see you win. They was rooting for Kassidy, the same girl who walks around with Sienna Jade doing their best mean girls impression berating everybody in the company was somehow the favorite even tho you never did shit to nobody but be yourself.
Astraea: It be like that sometimes.
Malcolm: Like I said, I’d much rather be hated than to have fake love shown like 99% of this locker room. At least I know they keeping it a buck with me in that regard. Just think, you got a bunch of people in this company, on Empire specifically who act all high and mighty backstage, too good to interact with their fellow EAW roster members when they aren’t fulfilling a business obligation, too attached to a bunch of people who left this company, and blatantly go against status quo for some false sense of dignity when in reality they just look like ignorant dickheads clinging onto an older era and people who are never coming back. You got people who smile in everyone’s faces and then behind their back they’re talking a gang of shit and hiding their hands in public. The same people gassing Kassidy up be the same people who don’t really even like her. They just disliked her a tad bit less than they dislike you and picked the lesser of two evils in their head. The same people who felt like they were too good to acknowledge your win or show any type of support and offer congrats are the same people probably too busy elsewhere probably in their group chats or in some other circle jerk talking a gang of shit about you. YET, these same people wouldn’t be able to fuck with you on your worst day so their opinion is null and void. It’s like the overweight unathletic bozo who sits on his couch talking shit about Lebron’s finals record when they haven’t picked up a basketball since 300 pounds ago, we like to call those armchair analysts. If you think about it, every all-time great in this sport and other sports have always been polarizing figures.. this is no different. Besides, had Kassidy won, they’d have offered their support and congrats and then a week later when the luster wore off it’s back to hating Kassidy and talking shit and saying how management has a bias for her.. and you know why.
Astraea: ..Because they love you when you’re puttin that work in but hate you when the results from that work actually pays off. That’s facts. I earned that win and ima keep winning in the face of every naysayer and doubter who got some shit to say. Hating on me ain’t gonna bring back the old long gone era of your old golden children turned disloyal rejects that you’re clinging onto. The only thing I’m clinging onto is these championships I’m bout to rack up.
Malcolm: That’s the motto, let them eat their hearts out, it ain’t stopping SHIT so they can either get with the program or get lost.
Astraea: Which brings us to the reason we came out here tonight. When Drillmatic won these titles, we vowed to elevate the titles and bring them to a level that had never been brought before by prior holders. We vowed to take on all challengers and be fighting champions but it seems like “all challengers” was lost in translation because when we say all CHALLENGERS… we mean somebody who could give us an actual CHALLENGE. It’s not many of them out there especially team wise in the tag team division, MarrKade too busy tryna figure out who the true National Elite Champ is, Dragon Slayers some trash, NEO Syndicate some trash and they lost the only somewhat relevant member of their group, we proved how trash Core Bros were last week when Malcolm beat Rico so bad the goofy ran out of the company. So that leaves us looking once again for someone to fight. But this ain’t no open challenge, because I’m tired of you EAW Performance Center talent level ass bozos coming out here tryna fight with us only to be handed your ass. With that said we got a different type of challenge.
Malcolm: A challenge that is sure to elevate these belts to a higher level than previously seen, no tricks no gimmicks no bullshit. I’m a man who headlined Pain for Pride in a world title match, Astraea damn near headlined Pain for Pride, she’s the Empress of Elite and the surefire next Unified Women’s World Champion. Yet here we are making these (raises championship in the air) our priority. So what’s the excuse for the rest of you so called world champions out there or world championship contenders? We on the same level, it ain’t nothing to us to fight for these championships and it should be nothing to y’all to do the same. Besides, some of y’all gonna have to see us eventually anyways so we might as well get acquainted.
Astraea: Any two elitists out there with importance and relevance and clout that could rival ours, you’re on the clock. Male, female, it don’t even matter, we just want competition. We want all the smoke and we wanna see how many of these bitches so bitter at my EOE win wanna do something about it. Y’all different tho, cuz where I’m from if I got a problem with a bitch or a ni-
Astraea: If I got a problem with a bitch or a …guy. I address that problem to their face I don’t sit there and hold my breath and let anger over another person overcome me. Besides I don’t even know what I could even be getting u bitches angry about I ain’t worried about y’all, if I got a problem with somebody it’s for a legit reason. Y’all just seem to hate to see me winning but ima do that whether you like me or not. Nonetheless, if I got a problem with somebody I address my problems and don’t hold it in like a coward. I don’t smile in the face of someone I secretly don’t like with fake ass well wishes. I don’t huddle up with a group of other bitter ass bitches and form a circle jerk hate club against somebody…. and I DAMN SURE don’t spend my time coming up with conspiracies and scenarios about somebody in hopes that it makes them look bad. I got enough faith in my ability to fight to make them look bad that way. What about y’all tho? Can you say the same? And this is to the whole Empire locker room and maybe even any of you dudes who got some shit to say about me. You know, the ones who be in bed with these bitches pillow talking and lowkey being mad because the bitch you gassing up can’t fuck with me. I mean I figured all the dudes who had an inferiority complex when it came to me who I made feel so uncomfortable done already got themselves fired or fucked off away from this company but the more things change the more they stay the same so if any of you still exist the invitation is extended to you as well.
Malcolm: Basically, anybody can get it. We wanna prove that we the best and we gonna beat whoever the “best” individuals supposedly are, one way or another. Whether that means them taking the fight to us or vice versa, it’s gonna happen. We got some names in mind but we wanna see who steps up first.
Astraea: Yeah we wanna see who steps up. I expect somebody to. Especially you detractors who don’t think I deserve to wear this crown on my head. Those of you who disregarded every single thing I put forth into achieving what I worked my whole life for. THOSE OF YOU WHO THINK MY WIN WAS A FLUKE BECAUSE YOUR BUM ASS SOCIAL CIRCLE LIKES TO TALK SHIT BEHIND MY BACK LIKE A BUNCH OF SOFT ASS BITCHES WHO CAN’T SPEAK UP. LIKE I DIDN’T ALMOST LOSE MY FUCKIN MOTHER DURING THE VERY WEEK OF THE BIGGEST MATCH OF MY LIFE, WHO’S STILL IN THE HOSPITAL BY THE WAY. LIKE I DIDN’T PUT THE FUCKIN WORK IN TO BECOME AS GOOD AS I AM TODAY AND IT WAS HANDED TO ME OR SOME SHIT. LIKE I DIDN’T BUST MY ASS MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE TO MAKE IT OUT OF THE SOUTHSIDE OF CHICAGO AND MAKE IT INTO THE WRESTLING BUSINESS AFTER MY CAREER ALMOST ENDED AT THE HANDS OF AN INJURY. LIKE I DIDN’T SPEND MY 2017 ON EMPIRE BEING FUCKED OVER BY THE SAME CLIQUEY ASS MENTALITY THAT HATES ON ME TODAY, LEAD BY THE FORMER GM TARAH NOVA AND HER SHEEP ASS GOONS. BUT BECAUSE I DIDN’T SPEND MY EMPRESS OF ELITE WEEK TALKING TO FUCKING SHRINKS AND DOCTORS, DISREGARDING THE ACTUAL MATCH AT STAKE AND MY ACTUAL OPPONENT AND MAKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF DRAMATIC VIDEOS THAT AIN’T GOT SHIT TO DO WITH SHIT…. MY WIN WAS A FLUKE????? SO PROVE IT. I DARE ANY ONE OF YOU HOE ASS NIGGAS OR BITCHES TO COME OUT HERE WHENEVER YOU READY AND PROVE MY SHIT IS A FLUKE. I KNOW IT HURTS YOUR HEART TO SEE ME WINNING AND SHINING AND REACHING MY DESTINY BECAUSE I NEVER CONFORMED TO YOUR BACKSTAGE SOCIAL CIRCLES AND DIDN’T NEED TO SEND MY NUDES TO THOSE IN POWER TO GET AHEAD… BUT IT’S THE ERA OF A REAL BITCH AND THE REST OF YOU FAKES ARE A NON-FACTOR. THIS AIN’T NO FUCKIN “DEDEDE PET PROJECT”, THIS IS A BITCH WHO MADE IT OUT THE MUD AND ROSE TO THE TOP AND WILL CONTINUE TO WIN TO SPITE YOU DUMB FUCKS. THIS IS THE 2018 EMPRESS OF ELITE, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER YOU CAN FINALLY SAY YOU HAVE A WORTHY WINNER WHO WE WON’T BE LOOKING BACK ON WHEN IT’S ALL SAID AND DONE WITH REGRET. YOU CAN EITHER EAT YOUR HEARTS OUT, OR STEP UP AND GET FUCKED UP.
(Astraea slams the mic down and storms off angrily as MJ follows her, “Glory Bridge” picks back up.)
Deadprez: Well… emphatic is an understatement to describe what we just witnessed from Astraea Jordan and Malcolm Jones! I can’t speak on behalf of anybody else backstage but I personally would not wanna b in the bad graces of Drillmatic, especially Astraea after that statement they just left!
Pierre: You and me both, but it should be interesting to see where they go from here.
(Commercial Break — Territorial Invasion Commercial Starring EAW Champion Diamond Cage!)
(The camera cuts to Aaron Fitzpatrick in the ring.)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall!!!
(“Warriors” by Imagine Dragons hits as Mike Shaw and Sam Steele make their way out to the ring.)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: Introducing first at a combined weight of 407 pounds… THE DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAGON SLAYERS!!!
Deadprez: The Dragon Slayers have vowed that they will reign again here on Showdown!
Pierre: They have threatened that their opponents will leave the Dome of Doom here tonight after burning in hell among other injuries! The Dragon Slayers don’t just want to hurt their opponents… they want to break them!
(“Team Extreme” by Yung Flex hits to boos from the crowd as Viktor Jackson comes out to the ring looking confused.)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: And their opponents… first from Richmond, Virginia weighing in at 200 pounds… VIKTORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR JACKSON!!!
Deadprez: Viktor Jackson has been on the losing end of a lot of matches recently. This week however he has a partner and maybe that will make all the difference!
Pierre: According to Viktor he hasn’t even been trying recently in his matches. That is disappointing hopefully he will actually make an effort tonight. This is wrestling this is competition! You don’t win shit by not doing shit!
(“Back from the Dead” by Skillet hits to loud boos as Eric Crane steps out onto the stage.)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: And his partner from Long Island, New York… ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIC CRRRRRRRRRRANE!!!
Deadprez: Oh fuck Eric Crane is a legit psychopath! He almost won the elimination match last week and proved that he is an unstable force to be reckoned with!
Pierre: Eric Crane’s original partner Mason Massacre dropped out of this match and he is pissed off about it! Someone is going to pay if Eric has his way!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: We are underway as Mike Shaw and Viktor Jackson are shown in the ring. They lock up as this match is officially underway! Jackson grabs around the waist of Shaw who snatches one of the arms of Jackson wrenching it around! Jackson clenching his teeth in pain as he uses all his strength to pull back and whip Shaw across the ring! A leapfrog by Shaw over Jackson who waits for his opponent to return… and takes him down with a vicious clothesline!
Pierre: Shaw returns to his feet as Viktor grabs Shaw… No wait! Shaw grabs the arm of Viktor as he wrestles him down to the mat with an armbar! Viktor Jackson in pain as Shaw wrenches that arm contorting his opponent into an uncomfortable position on the mat! Shaw leaps up… with a Knee Drop to the arm of Jackson! Jackson squirming away across the ring but Shaw grabs him mounting him and throwing a series of forearms to the face! Jackson looks knocked the hell out! Shaw forces Jackson’s shoulders down to the mat still mounting him!
Deadprez: The kickout by Viktor Jackson! Jackson grabs the leg of Shaw as he tries to get up tripping him over! Shaw pulls himself back up but Viktor has him around the neck… HARD RESET CONNECTS! Viktor Jackson out of nowhere!!!
Pierre: Viktor Jackson crawling over to his corner… Can he make it! No! It looks like Shaw is back up! But Shaw is making a tag of his own! Shaw and Jackson make the tag to their corners at the same time! Eric Crane and Sam Steele enter the ring at the same time as they charge in at each other and begin throwing hands! Crane grabs Steele around the neck and connects with a Snapmare taking his opponent down!
Deadprez: Crane locks his arms around the neck of Steele as he begins choking him out with a Sleeper Hold! Crane releases the sleeper as he begins choking the neck of Steele with his bare hands! This man is going to suffocate his opponent!
Pierre: The referee pulling Eric Crane off Steele who is coughing trying desperately to get some air in! The referee admonishing Crane but I don’t think he cares! Crane stomps down hard on the face of Sam Steele who may have just had his nose broken in! Steele pulling himself up on the ropes as he shoves Crane back… Crane off the ropes… He returns taking Steele down with a Spear! Crane locks his legs around the neck of Steele as he has a headscizzors locked in!
Deadprez: Steele gets his legs up on the ropes as the referee again demands a break. Eric Crane is looking fed up with the referee and he just might go off on him next! Eric laughing maniacally as Steele looks freaked out and crawls back over to his corner and discusses with his partner. Steele not quite sure how to handle Eric Crane as he tags in Shaw! Shaw back in the ring now as Steele charges Crane knocking him over! Shaw in now grabbing him as he catches him from behind into a Backbreaker! Steele slides out of the ring as Shaw goes for the cover off the double team!
Pierre: Kickout by Eric Crane with authority! Crane throwing Shaw off him as he climbs up! Shaw charges in but Crane catches him with a knee to the gut! Crane grabs Shaw around the neck… Double Handed Chokeslam connects!!! Crane goes down as he grabs Shaw by the head and begins bashing it into the mat! Eric Crane is savage! Shaw claws the face of Crane as he crawls into the corner to escape!
Deadprez: Shaw back up as Crane charges in knocking him into the corner with a Running Splash! Crane backs up and charges in goring Shaw into the corner with a Shoulder Thrust! And another one! And another one! Crane whips Shaw across the ring to the opposite corner! Crane charges in yet again! Clothesline!
Pierre: NO! Shaw dodges out of the way! Rollup from behind on Eric Crane!
Deadprez: Yet another kickout by Eric Crane! Crane surviving here tonight as he rolls through back up to his feet and knocks Shaw across the ring with a Shoulder Thrust taking Steele off the apron! Shaw turns around as Crane kicks him hard in the gut! Shaw falls to his knees as Crane runs the ropes… CURB STOMP CONNECTS!!! The cover by Crane!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: Here are your winners… the team of VIKTORRRRRR JACKSON AND ERRRRRRRRRRRIC CRANE!!!
(“Back from the Dead” by Skillet hits as Viktor Jackson and Eric Crane have their arms raised in the ring and The Dragon Slayers are shown leaving in disappointment.)
Deadprez: Viktor Jackson may not have gotten the win himself but his team came out victorious! Eric Crane getting his career back on track after a couple of losses in recent weeks!
Pierre: The Dragon Slayers put up a great effort as well but Eric Crane’s psychotic onslaught could not be withstood!
(The camera cuts to a commercial for a “Please Don’t Dislike Our YouTube Videos Because Your Parents Disliked You” advertisement as part of the Dickeating Awareness campaign only on the EAWNetwork!)
(We open back up to Showdown with Aaron Fitzpatrick inside the ring)
Aaron: The Following Triple Threat March is set for One Fall !
(“Pecypc” By Omnimar hits as Sunami Tayo steps out to boo’s from this crowd)
Aaron: Introducing first, from Lagos, Nigeria! Weighing in at 298 Pounds!!! “ The Mistress Of Mercy” SUUUUNAAAAAMMIIIIIII TAAAYOOOOOOOO..!!
(“The Final Countdown” By Europe hits as Xavier Arnold makes his way down the ramp)
Aaron: Introducing the next participant! From Cologne, Germany, weighing in at 219lbs…. XAVIER ARNOLD!!!!!
(“Until it sleeps’ by metallica hits. Shane Gates emerges, flanked by his manager Handa, as Gates heads down to the ring,)
Aaron: From Huntington Beach, California, weighing in at 210lbs…… SHANE GATES!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: And we have triple threat action here tonight as all combatants are debating whether to strike and the 7ft Sunami Tayo immediately goes after Xavier Arnold as he sends a big boot to the mid-section followed up by a clubbing blow to the spine! And he quickly grabs Xavier Arnold and hurls him over the top rope! Shane isn’t wasting much time as he quickly makes his way over to Tayo and hooks him, BIG EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! That rocks him as Shane elects for another big European uppercut! He’s tagging on the offense here as he runs off the ropes, AND HE COMES FORWARD BUT IS MET WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE BY SUNAMI TAYO!
Pierre: Tayo grabbing Shane Gates up aggressively before pushing him into the corner and he begins running his gut into Shane’s mid-section with repeated shoulder thrusts! Shane eating this punishment as Tayo double underhooks him and HIP’S TOSS SHANE HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING!! Shane hitting the canvas hard as Xavier slides in and he begins delivering open handed chops to the chest of Sunami Tayo! Xavier unloading with repeated chops that are having an effect on Tayo! Tayo grabbing Xavier but Shane from behind chopping down the big man’s legs with a chop block! And BOTH XAVIER AND SHANE FORM A MINI ALLIANCE AND BEGIN STOMPING AWAY AT SUNAMI TAYO REPEATEDLY!! Xavier grabbing Shane by the head and dragging him to the nearest turnbuckle and slams his head of the top turnbuckle ending the momentary alliance!Shane turns as Xavier begins putting the boots to him with repeated stomps to the stomach! Xavier pulling Shane out of the corner and sends him to the opposite corner with a hard irish whip! Xavier running at him! Shane gets his boot up! He hook Xavier by his head and fires STRONG european uppercut! He hooks him and sends another big uppercut! Shane fighting back as he grabs Xavier and looks to send him outside of the ring! Xavier lands on the apron! Shane runs at him for a forearm!
Deadprez: Xavier buries his shoulder in the mid-section of the incoming Shane! He hooks a front facelock! HE’S LOOKING TO SUPLEX SHANE OUT OF THE RING AND ONTO THE FLOOR! Shane blocks with a punch to the throat of Xavier! Shane backing up.. AND HE RUNS WITH A DROPKICK TO THE KNEE AS XAVIER DROPS JAW FIRST ONTO THE APRON! Bad collison with the apron as Shane makes his way to the outside floor as his manager looks on pleased and encouraging him to cause more damage! Shane grabbing up Xavier to his feet, AND HE DRAGS AND SLAMS HIS HEAD OFF THE STEEL STEPS! He isn’t stopping as he grabs him AND DRIVES HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE UNFORGIVING STEEL STEPS AGAIN!
Pierre: Sunami though, he’s gotten himself back together as he quickly grabs Shane from behind and he IRISH WHIPS HIM HARD INTO THE BARRICADE AS SHANE FALLS DOWN TO HIS KNEES!! Tayo walks to Shane and grabs him with one hand and gorilla presses him high in the air before he throws him back inside the ring! Tayo rolling inside, AND HE HOOKS SHANE BY THE THROAT AND LOOKS TO PLANT HIM WITH A CHOKESLAM!! XAVIER HAS A CHAIR!! HE BRINGS IN A STEEL CHAIR AND WACKS THE CHAIR OFF THE BACK OF THE SKULL OF TAYO!!! TAYO DROPS IMMEDIATELY!!
Deadprez: Xavier sizing up Shane AND RUNS AT HIM WITH THE CHAIR!! PELE KICK!! SHANE CATCHES HIM WITH A PELE KICK AS XAVIER ROLLS OUT OF THE RING FROM THE KICK!! SHANE QUICKLY APPLYING!! MUTA LOCK ON TAYO!!! AND TAYO TAPS OUT!!! SHANE WINS!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Until it sleeps’ by Metallica hits. As Shane Gates quickly rolls out and has his hand raised high in the air)
Aaron: HEEEREEE IS YOUR WINNNERR…. SHAAAANNEEEE GATTTTTEESSS!!!
(Camera transitions backstage to Terry Chambers standing in the interview area with Eve)
Eve: Ladies and Gentleman the man preparing to start off his best of seven series against Nobi! Terry Chambers!
(Terry looks nonchalant and interested to speak as he looks at Eve)
Terry: Before you speak, or ask me any kind of stupid question. I’ve already beaten this man and I know probably a few months ago when he was carrying championship gold that the world probably thought he was going to finally break through the mold and excel here but that was a one hit wonder people, I’ve beaten Nobi and he isn’t of any importance to continue beating but if I have to sweep him in this series to ensure that I get my shot at the EAW Championship then so be it. I’m at a point in my career where I’m going to take exactly what I want and I want to be the man on Showdown. I want to be in the main event, I want to be the man to beat, I want to be the absolutely number one undisputed champion in EAW and the only way to do that is to take the EAW Championship. So Nobi for however long this series goes on, which won’t be long, I simply say to you, it isn’t personal. It’s just business, everyone was so happy to see you back in EAW but quite frankly. I personally could care less that you are here, you are the opposite of a has been because you never was. And you won’t be at my expense, not now, not ever. I’m done with this interview, I have a match to prepare for.
Eve: But you didn’t let me ask you a single question…
Terry: Like I said, this interview is over.
(Terry walks off leaving Eve looking on as Camera transitions back to the ring)
Camera pans around the arena as “You Only Live Once” by Suicide Silence hits as Damon Diesel walks out to a mixed reaction and walks to the ring)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: THE FOLLOWING CONTESTED IS SET FOR ONE FALL!! INTRODUCING FIRST….FROM ORLANDO FLORIDA….WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED AND FIVE POUNDS…THE WRESTLING MACHINE…..DDAAAMMMOOONNNNN DDDIEEESEELLLLL!!!!!
(Damon slides in the ring and poses on the top rope as his theme fades and “Revolution” by Pennywise blares the speakers and Drake King emerges from behind the curtain to a loud ovation)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: AND HIS OPPONENT…FROM BROOKLYN, NEW YORK….WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY POUNDS….THE KING OF NEW YORK….DDRRRRAAKKEEE KIINGG!!!!!
(Drake steps in the ring ready to go)
DING! DING! DING!
Deadprez: AND OFF WE GO! Both men now circling the ring waiting for the other to make the first move. Both men now reaching their arms out to test the others strength and both lock hands. And Damon with a kick to the midsection and now a hard right to the back of Drake and now he drives Drake to the corner and is now hitting several shoulder thrusts.The referee is trying to create some separation here and he finally manages to get Damon off and Damon right away goes back on the attack and throws a right hand but WAIT NO! Drake catches that right hand and switches sides with Damon and now Damon is backed in the corner!
Pierre: Drake now is throwing several kicks to the gut of Damon and Damon is holding his gut in pain as Drake runs to the opposite corner and now Drake CHARGES! BUT NOBODY HOME!! DAMON WITH THE ROLLUP!!!
Pierre: DRAKE GETS OUT OF IT! And now both men get back to their feet and Drake runs to Damon and Damon sidesteps and throws Drake through the middle rope to the outside! Damon no runs to the ropes….WE RARELY SEE HIM DO THIS!! SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE TO DRAKE! THE RISK PAID OFF!!
Deadprez: Damon looks around the arena and I think he can sense victory is near. Damon picks up Drake and rolls him back in the ring and as Damon gets back in the ring Drake hits the dropkick! Drake now gets back to his feet and is waiting for Damon to get to his feet and has Damon in the suplex position and Damon is blocking it by throwing rights into the stomach of Drake and now he IS attempting a suplex on Drake and Drake now blocks it with his foot and WOAH DRAKE LIFTS DAMON UP IN THE AIR!! BRAINBUSTER!! THE COVER!!
Deadprez: NO!! Drake not wasting any time here and he lifts Damon to his feet and grabs him by his head but Damon wakes up and hits a superkick on Drake!! Drake is stunned right now and Damon runs off the ropes and hits a hard knee to the face of Drake as he is on his knees! GOODNIGHT! THE COVER!!
Pierre: NO!!!! HOW IN THE HELL DID DRAKE GET HIS SHOULDER UP?! Damon looks to be a bit shocked here and he is wasting some precious time here allowing Drake to recover! Damon finally stands on his feet and he is measuring Drake who is slowly stirring to his feet looking still a bit loopy and Damon has him up!!! THAT SPINOUT POWERBOMB CONNECTS!!!
Deadprez: BUT NO!! DRAKE COUNTERS IT INTO A HURRICANRANA!!! DAMON STUMBLES INTO THE CORNER AND DRAKE CHARGES AND THIS TIME HITS THE SPLASH IN THE CORNER!!! DRAKE IS FEELING IT!!! SUPERKICK TO DAMON WHO NOW DROPS TO BOTH KNEES!! DRAKE NOW WITH THE SHINING WIZARD!!
Pierre: BUT DAMON CATCHES THE FOOT OF DRAKE!! DAMON BACK TO HIS FEET HOLDING THE FOOT OF DRAKE AND NOW A DRAGON SCREW!! DAMON NOW WITH ANOTHER SUPERKICK TO DRAKE!! DRAKE AGAIN NOT KNOWING WHERE HE IS STUMBLES AROUND THE RING AND RIGHT BACK INTO DAMON’S ARMS!! HE HAS HIM UP!!!! BACK HURT CONNECTS!!! IS THIS IT?!?!
DING! DING! DING!
(“You Only Live Once” by Suicide Silence blares the speakers as Damon Diesel lets go of Drake’s leg and rises to his feet and the referee raises his hand)
Aaron Fitzpatrick: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…..DDDAAMMMOOONNNN DDDIEEESSEELLLL!!!!!
Deadprez: WOW! Damon Diesel just knocked off the number one contender for the New Breed Championship! Man this guy just proved a lot here tonight that he a threat here on Showdown! As for Drake it was an incredible effort but there is plenty of time to shake that one off!
(Camera transitions to a room where the Heart Break Boy can be seated at a table with Max A Million, on the other side there’s an empty seat, the Interwire Championship is placed in the middle of that table alongside a piece of paper.)
Max: I’m here tonight with our Interwire Champion, the Heart Break Boy. He requested this special sit down interview and we are also awaiting the arrival of former champion, Ahren Fournier who has been formally invited by Heart Break Boy himself to join us. So I’ll start off by asking, what brings us here tonight?
HBB: It’s simple, Ahren Fournier has not been able to stop running his mouth since he lost his championship at Midsummer Massacre, he’s done all types of narrative spinning and anything else possible in order to sway the fans and keep this “GOAT” charade going. Two weeks ago he brought out an imposter of me in his way of “making a statement”. I don’t know if he’s been doing all of this for the sake of trying to get in my head, or trying to convince HIMSELF that he has what it takes to win the title back from me. I’d love to hear from the man himself and see what’s going on here, so hopefully he shows up.
Max: You bring up the incident where Ahren brought out an imposter, in that incident he also alluded to facing you in a rematch at Territorial Invasion, what are your thoughts on that?
HBB: I’d love to give my thoughts once Ahren shows up, IF Ahren shows up.
Max: In the event that he doesn’t what can we expect from you going forward?
HBB: Taking all challenges, Malcolm Jones scored a win over me a few weeks back and he’s been running his mouth about it. I’d love to get in the ring with him again where there’s some real stakes involved and then we’ll see who’s talking. If not him, there’s a lot of guys out there, I could help elevate these young up and comers by giving them the match of their life, a loss they can walk away and learn something from. Guys like Damon Diesel, Shane Gates, hell even a Nobi or a Terry once one of them are done with their little series. There’s a lot of potential for me to defend this title against and prove that I am the man to beat on Showdown.
Max: This energy, this confidence, it’s not something that I could say we’ve seen from you in a while but this championship win has seemed to rejuvenate you.
HBB: Indeed it has, I’ve fought over the years to reclaim the glory to my name and there’s no way I’m going to let it slip now. I’ve slipped up in the past and I’ve made mistakes and I’ve learned from it all, that’s why I’m able to stand before everyone as the Interwire Champion, and a man on a mission to reclaim his title as the GOAT.
????: Did someone say GOAT?
(Ahren Fournier appears in the frame as he finally arrives to the meeting.)
Max: Nice of you to join us Ahren, I was just ab-
Ahren: Save the pleasantries. What do you want, Mike?
HBB: I should be asking you the same thing.
Ahren: Are we really gonna play these games now? You win one match off of a lucky last second reach and now you think you’re honestly better than me? Getting all extra with these sit downs? Don’t get too cocky because that might backfire on you.
HBB: You mean like how uhhh…. you calling yourself the GOAT Champion backfired on you?
Ahren: I lost one match but I still have a higher trajectory than you. Your whole career is a backfire. We’ll see who’s in a better position when it’s all said and done.
HBB: I truly do commend the confidence. We all have to be delusional to an extent in order to be successful. Reach for the stars they say. You’ve been reaching for the stars ever since you left Dynasty in December. You’ve come a long way, from being stuck in purgatory for the likes of Tomi Venus and Stark to get better opportunities, to eventually rubbing elbows with Mr. DEDEDE and Jamie O’Hara, to winning the Interwire Championship. You’ve come a long way but I’m afraid to inform you that this is the end of the road for you.
Ahren: You’d know a thing or two about the end of the road. Considering your journey met it’s end years ago. Look Mike you’re on borrowed time, you’re cruising off of a legacy you’ve built for yourself before I graced this company and you’ve damaged it so much that you’re milking the cow for whatever’s left. Your Interwire Championship reign is nothing more than damage control, and if you ask me you didn’t EARN it. Your win was the equivalent to someone tossing a shot up from the other side of the court at the end of the game and by some snow balls chance in hell it actually going through the basket. It wasn’t your skill or prowess or veterans instinct, so you can miss me with that bullshit.
HBB: You can call it what you want, just don’t forget to call ME the Interwire Champion. And you got a long way to go before you call yourself the GOAT anything because from where I see it, every GOAT contender you’ve faced well… you’ve FAILED against them time and time again. That’s why I knew it would be no different between us. This is slightly above your pay grade. Maybe you should stick with the middle of the pack elitists because that’s where you seem to truly excel.
Ahren: Maybe you should have kept your ass back in 2012 because that’s the last time YOU truly excelled. You’re no GOAT, you’re no different than our Showdown GM or any other old fuck running around this company with a Hall of Fame ring based on some shit they did when this was still called “Extreme”. The only pack I’m in the middle of are your two daughters whenever EAW comes to Missouri.
(HBB’s expression changes to a more serious one as he leans in closer.)
HBB: You better watch your mouth.
Ahren: Or what? Is this young buck getting under your skin? Are you about to let little ol me bring you out of character, huh “GOAT”?
(HBB eases up and becomes more calm as a slight smirk creeps onto his face.)
HBB: Never that. Besides, your immature jokes won’t bring that title back to your possession. Won’t bring that GOAT Champion claim back either. You’re no GOAT or a champion, all I see when I look at you now… is a clown. A clown who has to rely on antics and jokes to get my attention, well you got it.
Ahren: I don’t need your attention or your validation. YOU invited ME here and I still don’t know why, did you bring me here to see the GOAT live and in flesh again? Well here I am in all my glory, savor the moment. Now what else do you want?
HBB: It’s not about what I want. It’s about what you want. I saw that segment of yours where you brought that old man dressed up as me out and you challenged me to a rematch at Territorial Invasion.
Ahren: Well I’m damn sure entitled to one ain’t I?
HBB: Allow me to respond to that challenge in my native language.
(Ahren rolls his eyes)
HBB: What? You didn’t know I had my own native language as well?!?! Well I don’t know if you’ll be able to translate it but…… BURR! BURR! BURR!
(A dumbfounded Ahren looks on with no words.)
HBB: That’s Bricksquad, for I ACCEPT.
(HBB pushes the paper and pen on the table towards Ahren as Ahren looks on and signs it. The two men stand up as HBB reaches his hand out for a formal handshake agreement, Ahren hesitates before shaking it as neither men let their grip go and stare face to face. The camera fades to black.)
(Commercial Break — Dynasty: Revolution Recap)
(Camera opens back to Aaron Fitzpatrick standing inside the ring)
Fitzpatrick: The following contest is the first in the Showdown Best of Seven Series and is scheduled for one fall!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(“Till I Collapse” by Eminem hits as Nobi makes his entrance)
Fitzpatrick: Introducing first, making his way to the ring from Indonesia, weighing in at 251 pounds… NOOOOOBBBBIIIIIII!!!!!
Pierre: Nobi looks primed and ready to go tonight! Remember, he’s the one who first called Terry out last week.
Deadprez: Well he better be ready. He already lost to Terry just a couple of weeks ago.
(“Can’t Be Touched” by Roy Jones, jr hits as Terry Chambers makes his entrance)
Fitzpatrick: And his opponent, making his way to the ring from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 287 pounds… TERRRRRYYYYYYY CCCHHHAAAMMMBBEEERRRSSS!!!!
Pierre: And Terry also looks in the zone tonight. Each match in this series is important.
Deadprez: Best of 7 means the first to 4 victories wins and moves on to challenge for the EAW Championship. Winning this series could send either man’s career into the stratosphere.
Pierre: The referee looks set to go.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Pierre: And here we go! Both men move to the center of the ring! Looks like we will start with a tie up— NO! Terry slips underneath and shoves Nobi from behind! A little bit of mind games! Terry wants to prove his dominance here after already holding a win over Nobi. Now the two move in again! We get the tie up and Nobi twists out into a wristlock! He releases it and connects with a clubbing forearm to the back of Terry’s head! Nobi is unphased by Terry’s head games! He backs up and leans against the corner while he watches for Terry’s next move!
Deadprez: Nobi isn’t phased but Terry looks agitated. He rushes the corner and Nobi moves out of the way! OH! TERRY JUST COLLIDED WITH THE TURNBUCKLE! NOBI HAS A ROLL UP FROM BEHIND!
Kickout from Terry! Nobi is keeping a level head and Terry needs to do the same thing if he wants to win! Nobi drops on top and wrenches with a side headlock! Terry is struggling and flailing his legs! Looking for an escape! Now Nobi drops punches down into Terry’s forehead! Terry grabs at Nobi’s arm and shoves him off! Terry rolls to the side and uses the ropes to pull himself up as he holds his head. Nobi rushes! Terry goes underneath and— HE JUST SCOOPED NOBI AND TOSSED HIM TO THE OUTSIDE! Nobi crashes hard and it looks like he landed on his shoulder! The referee starts the count!
Nobi rolls to his side, clutching his clavicle!
Nobi tries to stand but he’s taking his time!
Nobi is up to a knee and finally raises to his feet!
TERRY CLOTHESLINES NOBI JUST AS HE TURNS AROUND! I didn’t even see Terry get out of the ring! This breaks the referees count! And now Terry is stomping down into the injured shoulder of Nobi! Kick after kick and Nobi is screaming in pain!
Pierre: The referee is trying to call Terry off but the big man isn’t listening! The referee resets the count!
Terry grabs Nobi by the arm and wrenches him into a shoulder lock!
Terry lifts Nobi with the shoulder lock and wrenches it in tighter! Nobi lets out a scream!
Terry begins to walk Nobi along by the shoulder!
TERRY JUST RAN NOBI SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL POST!
Nobi is down and now Terry grabs him by the head!
Terry pulls Nobi back up to his feet!
Terry hits a big knee into the gut of Nobi!
Terry rolls Nobi into the ring and slides in behind him! Terry is quick to his feet and begins to continue stomping into Nobi!
Deadprez: BUT NOBI JUST ROLLED OVER AND GRABBED TERRY’S FOOT WOTH HIS GOOD ARM AND SHOVED HIM AWAY! Nobi scoots himself into the corner and pushes himself to his feet, clutching his shoulder. Nobi is in pain but he isn’t gonna give up!
Pierre: But now Terry is squatting in a ready position in the center of the ring! He knows Nobi is like an injured animal right now! Nobi steps out of the corner and looks for an opening. Terry moves in on Nobi— BUT NOBI DUCKS AND HITS THE ROPES! Terry turns around—
Deadprez: AND CATCHES NOBI IN POSITI N FOR THE CHAMBERS OF PAIN! SWINGS BACK—
Pierre: BUT NOBI JUST SWUNG HIMSELF OUT AND HE PLANTS TERRY FACE FIRST! Now Nobi finally has the upper hand again! He twists Terry’s arm and pulls him up with his one good arm! GETS TERRY ON HIS SHOULDERS! ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!
Deadprez: NO! NOBI TRIED TO LIFT WITH HIS BAD SHOULDER FOR THE ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT AND IT GAVE OUT! Terry slides off to his feet! HE SCOOPS NOBI THE SAME WAY! T-5 CONNECT! Terry plants Nobi with an F-5! Cover!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Fitzpatrick: Here is your winner by pinfall… TERRRRRYYYYYY CCHHAAAMMMBBEERRRSS!!!!
(“Can’t Be Touched” by Roy Jones, Jr hits as Terry stands and has his arm raised. Nobi rolls to the outside)
Pierre: Nobi showed his heart but it was his shoulder that failed him tonight!
(Nobi collapses against the barricade, clutching his shoulder. Terry leans against the ropes and holds two fingers in the air while glaring at him)
Deadprez: Terry reminding Nobi that he now has two recent wins against Nobi. But don’t forget people. He is only up 1-0 in this series!
Pierre: One thing is for certain, whichever of these men ends up facing the EAW Champion, he will have earned it!
(FINAL Commercial for Thursday Night Empire)
(We open back up to the crowd standing in anticipation)
(“Smells Like Teen Spirit” By Nirvana hits as Diamond Cage steps out donning a leather jacket, shades and the EAW Championship draped around his shoulder as he is flanked by Jim Hammerlock who is wearing a shirt that says “1-0”)
Pierre: Well it surely was one of the most awkward Showdown main events we’ve ever had but it was a match that saw Cage and his friend snag a victory over Showdown’s top contenders for Cage’s Championship
Deadprez: Or maybe it was the ego of TLA that has made him blatantly throw the match away!
(Cage is handed a microphone as the crowd continues chanting “CAGE! CAGE! CAGE!”)
Cage: I’m here to set the record straight, not only to set the record straight but to make it very loud and clear about how things are ran here on Showdown. It’s not often your worlds champion would want to put himself in danger and hurdles when he’s holding the crown jewel of this company but it’s not often your worlds champion is a man like Diamond Cage. What sets me apart is I’ll fight anyone, I’ll fight TLA, I’ll fight Cody Marshall, that’s why I asked for the Triple Threat match so it leaves no doubt in anyone’s mind who the absolute best is. But that just isn’t good enough for me, every day I hold this championship and I go to live event after live event or I show up for television live with this championship, whatever show I am on and whatever show I am advertised to be on is the main event. I’m the EAW Champion therefore I AM EAW! I am the face of this company, every other world championship that you see on EAW programming might as well be minor league championships, they playing little league and when you see the EAW Champion you know damn well that I’m swinging for the fences and I’m hitting homeruns. So I’m here to make things real simple for TLA and Cody Marshall in letting them know that when the fight starts it isn’t about personal vendettas and it isn’t about anything but what I hold in my hands, it’s about the EAW Championship. I wasn’t there for the beginning of this rivalry, I was doing bigger things like carrying this brand on my back, but I’m here to let TLA and Cody know that since my EAW Championship is now in this business, that makes me apart of their business and it makes me the man to beat in that match. Just like that, I make a rivalry that nobody gave a single shit about and made it important just by offering to fight the both of you. But this isn’t one of those scenarios where the champion bites off more than he can chew. This is a scenario where the champion proves that he is what he says he is and that is not only that I am the most dangerous man in the world but I’m the most dangerous champion in this entire damn company.
(Cage pauses for a bit as the crowd cheers but he continues to speak)
Cage: But maybe that isn’t good enough you know? Maybe I want something more than just beating TLA and Cody Marshall and remaining the EAW Champion. Maybe I have a message for a man who is doing all this searching when the answer has been in front of his face since day one. I’ve seen a lot of men enter this business and I’ve seen a lot of them go and get themselves fired, I’ve seen the walkouts, I’ve seen almost every kind of fuckery that comes with this business and to be completely honest, that makes me a Veteran. That makes me a locker room leader because I’ve seen and done it all and whether I don’t fit the part of your hero, I don’t fit the part as a man who can lead, the fact is I am head and shoulders the man around here and the brand that lays host to that man is Showdown.
(The Crowd begins to cheer as Cage begins to speak once more)
Cage: That’s right, Showdown is the home of the EAW Championship therefore that makes Showdown the number one show in this entire company whether anyone likes it or not. And nothing they say can absolutely defect that claim. What championship finished the biggest day in EAW history during it’s biggest spectacle? The EAW Championship. What championship has this companies fucking intials on it’s damn frontplate? The Elite Answers Wrestling Championship. This isn’t me thinking I’m better than what I am, I’m Diamond Freaking Cage and I’m saying damn it, if anyone, and I mean anyone is capable of being the captain of Showdown for Territorial Invasion, well Hurricane Hawk I don’t need to introduce myself, you know who I am, you know what I do when I get in this ring. I don’t give a damn about the Triple Threat, I am the man, I am the whole damn brand, I am the whole damn show. I am the EAW Champion and I will remain the EAW Champion until someone has the balls to shoot to kill and pry it out of my cold dead hands. Until then nobody is taking the EAW Championship away from Diamond Cage. So I’m going to do you this one favor Hurricane Hawk, make the right decision and let me enter a structure that I know very well considering I was in the first EAW War Games match and I won it. Diamond Cage is the captain of Team Showdown at Territorial Invasion and I am going to ensure victory for my show the same way I am going to ensure victory when I retain the EAW World Championship against two men and it won’t be any thing anyone can say about me, about Showdown and about this being the only true World Championship that matters in this entire fucking company.
(“God’s Gonna Cut You Down” By Johnny Cash hits as Cody Marshall enters to a Mixed Reaction from the crowd as Cage immediately takes off his shades but Cody has a microphone in his hand and begins to speak)
Cody: I was begging, waiting, but you really are like my ex wives Cage. You really do know how to bore the hell out of me, I couldn’t wait to come out here and shut you up. I’m just tired of you, I’m tired of TLA, I’m tired of fans booing me then the next min cheering me like god dammnit pick a damn side. I don’t really give a damn what side they take, cause soon the only side that’s gonna matter is the side the EAW Championship is on and it sure as hell won’t be on your balding ass head anymore, and aren’t you canadian? See this is the problem with this country, letting some damn canucks and Mexicans come into this country and consider themselves champions. I’ve had enough of this and I’m going to bring some honor back to this place, and whether it’s your ass I gotta beat or TLA’s ass, it doesn’t do me no different, you two have sneaked across our border and pretending to be successful, we do things different here in America and we do thing-
Cage: Things like get your ass kicked by me and Jim over here? Save it, All you are doing is talking and talking, running your mouth yet here I stand in the middle of my ring, we don’t have to wait, you can get your ass in this ring and we can fight right here, right now!
Cody: I bet you’d like that, I bet all of you would like that but quite frankly, I’m just not here to operate on your time champ. I operate on my time, and my time is Territorial Invasion. My time is when I do my country proud and I bring the gold back to where it belongs!
Cage: Well it’s simple to me, I wasn’t asking you to get into the ring, hell you don’t even have to get in the ring.
Deadprez: CAGE STEPS OUT OF THE RING AND HE’S HIGH TAILING IT UP THE RAMP!!! CAGE RUNNING UP THE RAMP AS CODY SWINGS THAT MICROPHONE LIKE A WEAPON FOR THE HEAD OF CAGE!! BUT CAGE DUCKS AND HE BEGINS TAGGING CODY WITH RIGHT HANDS!! BOTH MEN TRADING RIGHT HANDS REPEATEDLY NOW!! CAGE IS GETTING THE BETTER OF CODY!!! CODY IS STAGGERING AND CAGE GRABS CODY AND RUNS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE SHOWDOWN SET!!!
Pierre: CAGE RUNS AT CODY AS WE HAVE AN ALL OUR BRAWL ON OUR HANDS!!!! AND CODY!!! WITH A BOOT TO THE MID-SECTION!! AND HE HOOKS CAGE!! CODY HOOKS CAGE BY THE THROAT!!! HE LIFTS CAGE HIGH IN THE AIR!! AND HE JUST CHOKESLAMMED DIAMOND CAGE ONTO THE STEEL STAGE!!!! CAGE JUST GOT CHOKESLAMMED INTO THE STEEL STAGE!!!
Deadprez: AND CODY!! HE’S MADE A STATEMENT!! HE JUST LEFT THE EAW CHAMPION LAYIN– TLA!! FROM BEHIND WITH A STEEL PIPE!! HE HITS CODY IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THAT LEAD PIPE!!!!! AND CODY DROPS!!! TLA STANDING ABOVE BOTH HIS OPPONENTS!!! TLA STANDING TALL AS THE FANS ARE BEGINNING TO CHEER FOR TLA!!!!
(“Ambitionz Az A Ridah hits as TLA begins smiling looking down at both men before raising his hands in the air)
Deadprez: THIS WAR BETWEEEN THESE THREE MEN IS HEATING UP WEEK AFTER WEEK AND IT’S GOING TO BOIL OVER SOON!!!
Pierre: WE’LL HAVE MORE UPDATES ON THIS NIGHT ON EAWRESTLING.COM BUT UNTIL THEN!! GOODNIGHT!!!!
(One last shot of TLA as the last man standing and Jim Hammerlock tending to Cage)
(Camera fades to black)
(EAW Logo Buzzes)