( Ominous music plays as highlights from the previous Road To Redemption highlights air )
Narrator: The most dangerous night in EAW history…. and the most revolutionized…
Narrator: Road To Redemption has made its mark in the wrestling world, and is the first ever EAW FPV and the longest reigning….
( Camera shows Mak celebrating in the first Extreme Elimination Chamber )
Narrator: History…. ( Camera shows Mak as EAW Champion ) …. careers…. ( Camera shows Impact as World Heavyweight Champion )… and even LIVES…. ( Camera shows Captain Charisma celebrating in the Chamber after winning ) …. have been brought to its fullest potential… ( Camera shows Regulator celebrating as National Extreme Champion )… and DESTROYED…. ( Camera shows Methuselah laid in a pool of blood, alone in the Chamber ) …
Narrator: Tonight comes the most gruesome night in EAW History…. tonight marks the RETURN….
( Camera shows the Extreme Elimination Chamber in full view )
Stew-O ( In the Background ): It is the ever destructive Extreme Elimination Chamber!
Tenfold: Careers can be made, and BROKEN at the same time!!! …
Narrator: Of the Extreme…. ( Camera shows The Dark Emperor getting his finger removed )
Narrator: ELIMINATION…. ( Camera shows Latino Game hitting the Frogsplash off of the Pod on MK )
Narrator: CHAMBER…. ( Camera shows Mak standing infront of the massive Extreme Elimination Chamber )
( Linkin Park’s “New Divide” plays in the Background as the Camera pans to the Roaring Crowd in the Arena and Pyro Shoots all over the Arena )
Tenfold: We are jam PACKED!!! There isn’t another person we can fit in here with a CROWBAR!!!! We are LIVE in the Izod Arena in East Rutherford, New Jersey!!! Home to the Nets, home to the Devils, tonight its home to Road To Redemption, and is 20,000 in attendance!!! To cut to the chase, welcome to the 3rd Annual ROAD!!!!! TO!!!!! REEEEEEEEEDEMPTIOOOOON!!!!
ARD: Im pumped!!! Everybody here is pumped! Tonight has been designed for chaos! Because our main events only come once a year! Its the return of the EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBERS!!! And we are broadcasting with our Showdown Colleagues, lets take it to Deadprez and ETR!!!
( Camera fades to the Showdown Announce table in the middle of the trio of Announce Tables )
DP: Thank you, ARD, its yours truly Deadprez with my partner ETR! And we are JUST as excited as the next guy, from the front seat to the cheap seats!
ETR: But before the chambers, we CANNOT forget the clash of the three biggest icons in the industry today! It’s Mak! Its HRDO! Its Mr.DEDEDE! And its LIVE, TONIGHT in a Triple Threat match!!! Lets start the kickoff!!! …
(The Heart Break Boy’s music hits)
ETR: Well it seems as if the Heart Break Boy is here to kick off our show?!? He’s coming down here in street clothes and has a microphone in hand! I wonder what he’s got to say to us tonight!
DP: Well I know that he’s had some HUGE announcements in the past.. he’s made Showdown his own.. he’s taken over EAW with his ACW clan.. and now? What’s he out here to say to us now?!?
ETR: Calm down.. I’m sure it’s nothing bad.. after all this is the anniversary of EAW’s FIRST EVER Free Per View! What can spoil this?!? Let’s listen to what HBB has to say.. then we’ll judge..
( HBB enters the ring and is given a microphone )
Heart Break Boy: Hello everyone and welcome to ROAD TO REDEMPTION 3!!! The THIRD anniversary of EAW’s first Free-Per-View.. so I decided it is my duty as the General Manager of Showdown to make this show as GREAT as possible for all of you Showdown fans out there… You all know you love the Extreme Elimination Chamber.. you all know you enjoy excitement and all of the extreme moments that take place here in EAW.. So I decided I’d be the nice guy tonight.. I’m adding ANOTHER way to win in the Showdown Extreme Elimination Chamber besides plain old eliminations… that will REVOLUTIONIZE the Extreme Elimination Chamber match… Trust me this will make everything SO MUCH better and WAYY more extreme.. And I know you ALL like EXTREME.. So you know what? I’ve decided to HANG MK’s World Heavyweight Championship from the top of the Chamber ceiling!!
ETR: WOW! WHAT AN ADDITION FOR THE SHOWDOWN CHAMBER! THAT WILL DEFINITELY MAKE THINGS A LOT MORE EXCITING TONIGHT IN THE CHAMBER! I CAN’T WAIT!
DP: Don’t get so ahead of yourself, ETR.. HBB specializes in matches that have the title dangling from above.. he’s doing this for nobody but HIMSELF! He’s just making it easier for himself to win this thing!
Heart Break Boy: This will not only help me.. but it will help EVERYONE ELSE in that chamber tonight! It’s adding another possible way to win the match! How can you get any better than that?!?
(Nik-e-G’s music hits)
ETR: Nik-e-G?!? What’s he doing out here interrupting HBB’s announcement?!? He doesn’t even look happy! HBB just gave him another way to win this match and he’s upset about it?!?
DP: I told you ETR! HBB is only doing this to benefit himself! Not anyone else in the chamber match tonight!
Heart Break Boy: What are YOU doing out here–
Nik-e-G: Do you really think that every single person in this arena isn’t seeing right through you right now?!? Do you seriously think you’re fooling anyone? This new stipulation isn’t to help US.. it isn’t to provide a better match for the FANS.. this is all for YOURSEL–
Heart Break Boy: Not at all.. Nik I don’t know when you became a superhero for everyone else but you’re wrong about what you just said.. I’m doing this to help everyone who’s in that match.. to give the fans a great match that will be remembered for YEARS..
Nik-e-G: We all know that the match you SHINE in is a Ladder Match.. this is all for yourself..
Heart Break Boy: Whoa there Nik.. I don’t think you read the match card right.. This isn’t a Ladder Match.. this is an EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER.. and my stipulation is only to make it even more EXTREME..
Nik-e-G: It may not be a Ladder Match but it’s very similar, don’t you agree? I think I speak for everyone when I say you’re the most self-serving–
Heart Break Boy: Oh please.. I don’t have to deal with your nonsense anymore.. Do you even know who I am? I’m the SHOWDOWN GENERAL MANAGER.. I’m your BOSS.. and you, Nik.. you just RUINED my big announcement that will make the chamber a better match for EVERYONE.. You can’t talk to me like that Nik.. So you know what? As your boss I am BANNING you from the arena tonight!
ETR: WHAT?!? HE CAN’T DO THAT! NIK HAS A MATCH TONIGHT! HE FOUGHT HARD TO QUALIFY FOR THIS CHAMBER MATCH AND HBB IS JUST KICKING HIM OUT OF THE BUILDING?!?
Heart Break Boy: Kiss your damn Championship hopes and dreams goodbye because you are no longer allowed to be in this building..
Nik-e-G: What?!? You can’t do that.. There has to be 6 men in that match! I qualified myself for the match and I will be that sixth man..
Heart Break Boy: No you will NOT be that sixth man.. And if you’re really so big on the idea that the match has to have 6 men.. then you know what? We’ll have another QUALIFYING match TONIGHT! Whoever wins that match will be replacing YOU.. Now security.. GET HIM OUT OF THIS BUILDING!
(Security come and lead Nik backstage)
Heart Break Boy: Simple minded people.. They just don’t understand what happens when you mess with your boss.. But the match that will determine the man who replaces Nik tonight will be an 8 MAN DIVIDE AND CONQUER MATCH! There will be 4 tag teams.. if someone gets pinned or submitted, their team will be eliminated.. and the winning team will split apart at the end and face off in a SINGLES match to determine the winner and which of them will gain entry into the chamber tonight.. The participants will be randomly selected.. so good luck to those people.. I’ll be seeing the winner in the chamber tonight..
DP: I can’t believe what HBB has just done.. He DESTROYED Nik’s hopes for that World Heavyweight Championship match.. and he RUINED what would be the biggest match of Nik’s career!
ETR: Well what’s done is done.. I guess we can’t do anything about it.. coming up soon is the Divide and Conquer Match that will determine who will replace Nik in the Showdown Extreme Elimination Chamber tonight!
(The Heart Break Boy’s music hits as he heads backstage)….
( Camera shows the Ring Ropes being replaced with Barbedwire ropes, and piles of Barbedwire Weapons laid across the Ringside Floor)
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Announcer: This match is scheduled for onefall….. and is a BARBEDWIRE MASSACRE MATCH, for the ULTIMATE X and ALTERNATIVE X CHAMPIOOOOONSHIPS!!! …..
( Hurricane Hawk’s music plays as Crowd Boo’s when he Comes Out with both Championships )
Announcer: Introducing first….. From Jacksonville, Florida…. weighing in at 212 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS….. He is the Alternative X and Ultimate X CHAMPIOOOOOOON…. HURRICAAAAAAAAAAAANE HAWK!!!!
ARD: I am VERY afraid for both of these young men! People have to understand, this is the career threatening Barbedwire Massacre match that has only been recorded by one previous champion in history!!! And tonight it opens Road To Redemption and decides who will become the DOUBLE Champion here tonight! Hurricane Hawk is having trouble getting INTO the ring, having to climb the turnbuckle, just so he doesn’t make contact with those Barbedwire Ropes!!! This is a LIFE threatening match!!! ….
( JC Styles’ music plays as Crowd Cheers when he Comes Out )
Announcer: And his opponent….. from Long Island, New York…. weighing in at 220 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS….. J!!!!! C!!!!! STYYYYYYYYYYYYLEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!
Tenfold: JC Styles and Hurricane Hawk have had it out for eachother since Team Fusion! JC decided to part ways with the team that everybody felt would take over the Tag Team Division! And Hawk would NOT rest until he left a mark on JC Styles! And just when Hawk thought he taught JC some sort of lesson, JC would NOT back down from Hawk and returned after his Month out of action due to injury! But I can only imagine the injuries that will be left, all the lacerations on these mens BODIES! This is scary! ….
ARD: Ladies and Gentlemen, don’t take this match lightly…. this is a Barbedwire Ropes Massacre match where just the TOUCH of Barbedwire can leave a cut, but this is the RING ROPES replaced with Barbedwire!!! Its Barbedwire heaven!!! JC Styles and Hawk are staring deep into eachothers eyes, and neither men are losing bearing! …. Now They lock up…. Hawk snaps in a Side Headlock and tries to SHIFT JC’S SIDES INTO THE BARBEDWIRE ROPES!!! But JC stops it with his boot pressing the middle rope, and JC connects several right hands into Hawk’s jaw… And JC IMMEDIATELY connects an Enziguri sending Hawk through the ropes to the outside!!! As Hawk takes his time getting up, and you can already see scrapes and cuts on his shoulders and forearms!!! …
Tenfold: JC Styles SPRINGS to the Top Turnbuckle, and JC LEAPS OFF and Takes down Hurricane Hawk off of his feet!!! …. Hawk is down, and JC Styles decides to pull up the Apron, and he isn’t satisfied so he goes over to the Ringbe…. wait a minute!!! Its the Ringbell wrapped in Barbedwire!!! And JC grabs it as Hurricane Hawk CONNECTS the forearm into the back of JC’s skull, as JC is leaned over our Announce Table!!! And now Hawk goes over to the Timekeeper…. and as JC is leaned over our Table, Hawk SMASHES the Steel Chair into JC’s spine!!! Hawk drops the chair, and Hawk grabs JC and Good GOD he whips JC as HARD as possible into the Metal Barbedwire Wrapped Ringpost!!! And now Hurricane Hawk pulls up the Ring Apron, and tosses a Barbedwire Trashcan into the ring!!! The only thing here NOT wrapped in Barbedwire in this ring area is the padding and…. us!!!
ARD: And you can see cuts across JC’s nose!!! As Hawk goes over to him, pulls him up and rolls him into the ring! Hawk tries as steadily as he can to climb onto the apron, both of these men are wearing Wrestling Gloves, but the Barbedwire IS stronger than those gloves!!! And Hawk is in, as Hawk grabs JC Styles…. and DROPS HIM THROAT FIRST across the Middle Ropes!!! And now Hawk!!! … Hawk IS STANDING ON THE BACK OF JC’S NECK!!!! CHOKING JC OUT WITH THE BARBEDWIRE MIDDLE ROPE!!!!! AND THE MERCIFUL REFEREE TRIES TO PULL HAWK OFF, UNTIL HAWK Finally Jumps Off!!! JC is laid out, and Hawk covers JC! 1!!!!…………2!!!!…………. but JC kicks out!!! JC is ALREADY coughing up blood accumilated in his throat, and now Hawk pulls up JC Styles… whips him into the BARBEDWIRE Ropes as he cringes in impact, and as JC comes back Hawk connects a picture perfect dropkick!!!
Tenfold: Hawk rolls out of the ring, and pulls a Barbedwire Kendo Stick from ringside, rolls back in, and as JC gets up Hawk SWATS the Kendo Stick into JC’s gut!!! And now Hawk goes over and grabs the Barbedwire Trashcan…. and JC is backed into the Turnbuckle as Hawk RUNS with it and IMPALES the Barbedwire Trashcan into JC’s Face….. but JC SPINS out of the way!!! As the Trashcan collides into the Turnbuckle, and into Hawk’s FACE!!! This is blood on CONTACT of that Barbedwire!!! From behind, JC Styles with the Kendo Stick now SWATS IT REPEATEDLY INTO HAWK’S SPINE!!! As Hawk is SCREAMING in pain!!! Now JC Styles climbs to the Top Turnbuckle….. And JC LEAPS OFF with the Kendo Stick and does a Kendo Stick applied Diving CLOTHESLINE!!! Snapping the weapon in half!!! And JC hooks the leg!!! 1!!!!…………2!!!!………….. but Hawk kicks out!!! Now JC grabs the Barbedwire Trashcan, patiently waiting for Hawk to get to his feet….. and its been moments….
ARD: Hawk turns around!!! …. and JC DRIVES the Trashcan into Hawk’s face!!! And MAN OH MAN!!! Hurricane Hawk has been oficially Busted open!!! But already both of these men have SO many cuts and afew Gashes all over eachother!!! JC drops the Trashcan on the Ground, and JC pulls up Hurricane Hawk….. pulls him IN POWERBOMB POSITION….. AND HAS HIM SET!!!! AND JC CONNECTS THE JACKKNIFE!!!!! NOOOOO!!! HAWK REVERSES INTO A HURRICANA, AS JC’S BODY FLATTENS THE TRASHCAN!!! Hawk and JC are badly hurt, not able to be that active because of the DANGERS in this match! Now Hurricane Hawk is slowly trying to get up, JC Styles is being TORTURED with the Barbedwire on the Trashcan!!! And now Hawk is limping and on his feet, grabs JC…. hosts him and DROPS HIM GROIN FIRST ONTO THE TOP OF THE RING ROPES!!!! OH MY LORD!!!! I CAN’T EVEN THINK ABOUT WHAT THAT’S DOING TO JC RIGHT NOW!!!!
Tenfold: This is EVIL! Hurricane Hawk now springboards to the Top Rope, and connects the Spinning Kick in MIDAIR sending JC Styles to the outside!!! And now Hawk rolls out of the ring…. and Hawk clutching his ribs is hurt, but is going on! And Hawk rolls JC into the ring, and Hawk climbs to the Top Rope….. and JC is trying as hard as he can to get to his hands and knees! And now Hawk jumps off the Top Rope as JC KIPS UP, CATCHES HAWK IN MID-HURRICANA POSITION AND CONNECTS A HURRICANA-PILEDRIVER ON HURRICANE HAWK!!!! Hurricane Hawk is LAID OUT!!! And JC Styles gets up….. and JC LEAPS UP and is going for the SPIRALING END!!!!!! ….. AND JC CONNECTS IT!!!! Can he pull it off??? 1!!!!!……………2!!!!!………………3!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( JC Styles’ music plays as Crowd Cheers as he is Given both Championships )
Announcer: The winner of this match….. and the NEEEEEEEEEW ALTERNATIVE X AND ULTIMATE X CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOON….. J!!!!! C!!!!! STYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLES!!!!
Tenfold: JC Styles has gotten his REVENGE! After missing an entire Month of action in EAW, JC has made one of the most triumphant returns in HISTORY! Winning two Championships in one night, including regaining his Alternative X Championship!!!!
ARD: This match had two competitors who could do it ALL in the ring! But even two of the most flashy in-ring competitors in EAW, this match was NOT a sight for sore eyes! Hurricane Hawk and JC Styles battled it out with EVERYTHING they had inside them! But JC Styles sealed the deal with the Spiraling End, that Hurricane Hawk COULDN’T rebound from! This was a great, edgy match, but this is what its come down do! And its JC Styles BARELY able to walk out in one peice! But he’s being held together with TWO Championship belts! ….
( King of Extreme Preview Plays ) ….
Narrator: …. It comes once a year…. when even in the Land of Extreme, Royalty and Order is a necessity….
Narrator: And so comes the return…. of KING! OF! EXTREME!!!….. coming soon…..
( Pan back to the arena )
(DING! DING! DING!)
Announcer: The following is the first EVER Divide and Conquer elimination match in which four different tag teams will each team up into two four-man teams. The two four-man teams will fight until one team of four wins, as that team of four will then split into their original tag teams of two. They will fight in a normal tag team match up until one tag team wins, when then THAT team of two will then fight in a one on one match up. And the Winner of that match WILL go into the Showdown Extreme Elimination Chamber later tonight!!…
( The Red Elite’s music hits as Jason Sanders and Vic Vendetta come out )
Announcer: Now making their way to the ring…They are the team of Jason Sanders and Vic Vendetta!!….THE REEEEED ELITE!!!
Tenfold: Well earlier tonight we witnessed Showdown’s General Manager, the Heart Break Boy, literally BAN Nik-e-G from the arena in front of our eyes, showing such great leadership! Now we’ll find out who will be taking his place in the Chamber tonight, and it might just be one of these two men!
( El Cibernetico’s music hits as Cibernetico and Cyclone come out )
Announcer: And their partners!…Making their way to the ring…They are the team of….CYCLONE AND ELLLL CIBERNETICO!!!
ARD: Being the rules as they are, these two teams ARE opponents later, but partners first as the teams of Jason Sanders and Vic Vendetta, and Cyclone and Cibernetico must defeat the other team of four, we can only hope Cibernetico will cooperate with The Red Elite.
(Hova’s music hits as Hova and Matt Ryder come out )
Announcer: And their opponents!…Making their way to the ring…They are the team of….HOVA AND MATT RYYYYYDEERR!!!
Tenfold: Who knows who could win this, it may start as a tag team match, but in the end it’s every man for himself. It’ll take everything everyone’s got to win this match, we can only hope for the best for this pairing of Hova and Matt.
( Revolution 5.5’s music hits as George Cooper and Triple A come out )
Announcer: And their partners!…Making their way to the ring….They are the team of George Cooper and Triple A!!….REVOOOOLUTION 5.5!!!
ARD: Probably my pick to win this match up, but if they wanna get any further in this match they’ll have to somehow co-exist with their partners of Matt and Hova first.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Tenfold: And there’s the bell as the current four man team of Cibernetico, Cyclone, Jason Sanders, and Vic Vendetta discuss who’ll go first as the team of GC, Triple A, Hova, and Matt Ryder do the same.. I guess Cibernetico is gonna start it out for his team as Matt Ryder does the same for his….Cibernetico and Matt quickly lock up, but switched into a standing side headlock from Matt. ibernetico struggles to get out of it, but Matt won’t let him escape as he flips Cibernetico on his back, keeping that hold locked in…Cibernetico isn’t gonna let Matt get the best of him, he’s struggling out of it once again…
ARD: Cibernetico has managed to pick himself up onto his feet…and whips Matt into his team’s corner! Matt is only a bit fazed as he walks his way back-but Cibernetico begins with lefts and rights all over Matt! Matt’s trying everything to defend himself, but Cibernetico follows up with a dropkick on Matt, knocking him back into that corner! Matt tries his best to regain his composure, but Cibernetico is already looking to follow up…
Tenfold: Cibernetico leaps for a splash straight onto Matt! It connects, but Vic Vendetta quickly slaps Cibernetico pretty hard on his back for the blind tag…Cibernetico seems none too happy, but cooperates with his team… Vic hurriedly gets in the ring, grabs Matt by the back of his neck, and slams him straight into the corner across the ring! Vic seems only focused on hurting Matt as hard and fast as he can.. Vic pulls Matt out of the corner…and only slams him even harder, shoulder-first into that steel pole once again!! Vic follows up by pulling Matt out of the corner for a roll up, using the ropes for leverage!
Tenfold: But it’s broken up by George Cooper! Vic seems as blood-thirsty as ever as he practically leaps to his feet and begins nailing shot after shot to the mid-section of GC! George looks to swing back at him!
ARD: But the Referee steps in to break it up…GC reluctantly walks back to his corner as Vic turns his attention back to the hurt Matt Ryder…Vic grabs the head of Matt…and whips him into the corner of GC, Triple A, and Hova! Vic stares at George Cooper, hoping for him to tag himself in…but Triple A tags himself in first! GC isn’t too happy with that decision, but it stands as Triple A gets in the ring…Vic backs up into his own corner…and tags in Cyclone!
Tenfold: With a smug look on his face, Cyclone gets himself into the ring and locks up with Triple A…Cyclone quickly switches it into a side headlock….but Triple A manages to escape it, now taking control of the match with a hammer lock… Cyclone is struggling in that hold, he gets himself closer and closer, looking for the tag to Cibernetico….and….no, Cyclone seems to have changed direction and walk back to the middle of the ring, still in that hold…
ARD: Triple A breaks the hold and turns Cyclone around for a knee to the gut….Cyclone seems a bit damaged but-Triple A follows up with a head smash hard on his knee! It kinda feels like Cyclone isn’t even trying… Triple A backs up into the ropes and back….connecting with a nice knee drop to the head of Cyclone! Triple A quickly hooks the leg of Cyclone, hoping to end this, but Cyclone shows no signs of kicking out!
Tenfold: But thankfully it’s broken up by El Cibernetico….The Ref commands Cibernetico to get back to his corner as Triple A pulls Cyclone back up to his feet…and whips him into the ropes, possibly looking for a spinebuster! Cyclone comes back-but Cibernetico smacks the back of Cyclone’s head for the tag! Cyclone stops dead in his tracks…Both men yell at each other before Triple A runs straight for Cibernetico!
ARD: But Cibernetico stops it with a headbutt to the gut of Triple A! Another headbutt to the gut! Cibernetico leaps over Triple A and into the ring for a sunset flip pin!
ARD: But it’s broken up!….By Cyclone? Cyclone quickly gets out of the ring as the rest of the Red Elite jumps from the apron and walks back up the ramp, leaving Cibernetico to fend for himself! Cibernetico gets up, staring down at The Red Elite with vengeance in his eyes…but GC slides in Triple A’s sledgehammer! Cibernetico continues to yell at The Red Elite as Triple A, from behind, turns Cibernetico around and swings with that hammer!!
Tenfold: But Cibernetico ducks under it and runs straight to Triple A’s team’s corner, knocking Hova, Matt, and GC off the apron! Triple A swings at Cibernetico again, but Cibernetico kicks Triple A in the gut…and connects with a spike DDT!! Cibernetico now waits in the corner, stalking the lonely Triple A, looking to end this….Triple A has….he’s gotten to his feet, Cibernetico runs for a….SPEAR-CYCLONE CUTTER OUT OF NOWHERE!!!
ARD: Damn it, I thought Cyclone was done and gone, but he came back only to completely screw Cibernetico out of this! Triple A knows clearly what’s going on as he pulls Cibernetico to his feet, setting up for…..THE PEDIGREE!!!! It connects and Triple A covers Cibernetico!
Announcer: The four-man team of Jason Sanders and Vic Vendetta, and Cyclone and El Cibernetico has been eliminated!! It will NOW be Revolution 5.5 vs Hova and Matt Ryder!
ARD: Triple A gets back up to his feet as Hova slides in from the outside….Triple A turns around…to meet a lou thesz press from Hova! Hova pretty much came out of no where in this match as he was unable to get tagged in earlier. : Hova shows no signs at all of letting up! But George Cooper grabs Hova from behind and pushing him forward through the ropes to the outside! GC seems rather happy with himself..but in comes a dropkick from Matt Ryder!
Tenfold: GC is a bit fazed, but not too much as he’s able to keep his balance by leaning against the ropes…but Matt runs to the opposite ropes from him and back for a clothesline straight to the outside! But GC stops it with a kick to the gut of Matt! George Cooper quickly runs to the opposite ropes himself, looking to connect with a clothesline of his own! But Matt’s one step ahead as he pulls the top rope down, causing GC to come gliding straight out of the ring and to the outside!!
ARD: Triple A quickly turns Matt around and whips him straight into the ropes now! Matt comes back…but he’s able to dodge the clothesline from Triple A! Matt comes back with a clothesline of his own..but Triple A ducks under it! Matt comes back for a third time for….A BEAUTIFUL jumping knee from Triple A, square to the face of Matt Ryder!! Triple A hooks the leg of Matt for the pin, I think just might be it!…
ARD: The pin is directly broken up as Hova connects with a baseball slide straight to the side of Triple A’s skull!! GC slides in a table and a trashcan now, shades of the last Showdown are showing! And Hova….what’s he doing? He’s searching for the instrument that just might end this match, that steel chain in his pocket! Hova pulls out the chain and begins wrapping it around his right fist….but GC stops him with a knee to the gut!!
Tenfold: GC connects with a DDT on Hova! Triple A is to his feet and has begun to set that table of GC’s up….The table is set and-and it seems they wanna add some extra spice to it as they place that trashcan on top of it! GC grabs Hova and pulls him to his feet…this is not looking good….GC pulls Hova in and sets him up for a……5.5!!!! But Hova lands on his feet and kicks GC straight in the groin!! That’s gotta hurt- Hova now taking possession of that trashcan… and shoves GC into the trashcan!! GC’s upperbody is completely covered! And Hova tops it all off with a dropkick on GC, sending him to the outside!! But damn it, there’s the lowblow from behind on Hova, courtesy of Triple A!
ARD: Triple A looks like he wants to take Hova out, here and now! Triple A sets Hova up for….THE PEDIGREE!!!! But My GOD-Triple A is cracked square in the jaw with a MUGSHOT from Matt Ryder with Hova’s chain wrapped around his fist!!! A nearly unconscious Triple A falls back into the ropes and back…into a kick to the mid-section from Hova….setting Triple A up for….THE CRIP KILLA!!!! It connects straight through the table set up by Triple A earlier!!! There’s the pin on Triple A by Hova!
Announcer: The tag team of Revolution 5.5 has been eliminated!! It is NOW Hova versus Matt Ryder!
Tenfold: Matt Ryder wastes no time at all nailing a knee drop straight to the back of Hova’s head! Both men have an opportunity at main eventing Showdown’s EEC and they’ll do anything to make sure they get it! Matt quickly pulls Hova onto his back and hooks both legs for the pin!
Tenfold: But Hova kicks out, and the seems to have only frustrated Matt! Matt slams Hova’s head back down to the mat and hooks both legs once again for a second pin!
ARD: But Hova once again kicks out! Matt gets up to his feet…and unwraps that chain of Hova’s off his fist…Matt turns Hova back onto his stomach…and begins whipping Hova’s back from that steel chain!! Matt puts a stop to the whipping quickly though as he pulls Hova up to his knees…and swings that chain straight for the face of Hova!! But Hova thankfully catches the chain and pulls Matt in for a decapitating clothesline!!
Tenfold: Matt quickly gets himself up to one knee…but Hova grabs Matt by his hair and throws him into the corner….Hova begins thrusting his shoulder straight into the gut of Matt Ryder! Another thrust! Another thrust! And a fourth thrust!! Hova backs up…and leaps straight to the middle turnbuckle, wraps that chain around the back of Matt’s neck, and pulls him down for quite a creative monkey flip!! Both men are damaged, but react quickly as Hova gets to his feet as Matt pulls himself up using the ropes..
ARD: Hova wraps that chain around his fist as Matt walks toward him….for a HARD gut shot with that chain-wrapped fist! Hova sweeps down and connects with that same fist to the right leg of Matt, causing him to go down on one knee! Another shot to the left leg of Matt now, I’m afraid this is gonna be the end! Hova glances to the crowd, then back at the damaged Matt Ryder…and swings for a…MUGSHOT!!!-Matt catches the arm of Hova!!
Tenfold: Matt quickly jumps to both feet and pulls Hova in for a desperation move of….THE LONG ISLAND LIFETIME!!!! The leg hook reverse STO connects as Matt turns Hova onto his back and hooks his leg for the pin!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
( Matt Ryder’s music hits )
Announcer: The Winner of this match and sixth entrant into the Showdown Extreme Elimination Chamber later tonight!!……MATT RYYYYYDEERR!!!!
Tenfold: What a match all of these eight newcomers have just shown us, they all have shown tonight that they CAN main event a match such as the Showdown EEC, but in the end there could only be one and I’m glad that one is Matt Ryder!
ARD: All eight of these men truly delivered, and I’m not gonna argue with the fact that Matt is the man who has come out on top, but if he wants to be in any shape to fight in a match like the EEC, he’ll need to get some rest for later tonight.
Tenfold: These eight newcomers are only making Road To Redemption that much sweeter, and we’ll be happy to see Matt Ryder inside the EEC later tonight…
( InterBranded Championship feud recap plays )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Announcer: This match is scheduled for onefall….. and is for the EAW INTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERBRANDEEEEEEEEEEEEEED CHAMPIOOOOOONSHIP!!! ….
(Highlights of former Interbrand Championship reigns play)
(Highlights of the participants of the Interbrand Scramble play)
(Camera fades into the arena as James M. Johnson’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled as a Scramble Match… for the INTERBRAND CHAMPIONSHIP! There will be a 20 minute time limit.. every extremist who scores a pinfall or submission during the match will be the unofficial Interbrand Champion… whoever is Champion when the 20 minutes expires is the official Interbrand Champion!
ETR: Welcome back to ringside here and I’m happy to inform you.. It’s time for the Interbrand World Championship Scramble!
Ring Announcer: Entering first.. from Wallstreet, New York.. weighing in at 245 pounds… the Interbrand Champion.. JAAAMESSSSS M…. JOOOOHNNNNNNSONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
DP: And here comes the Interbrand Champion himself! The Essence of Excellence, James M. Johnson! He defeated Nik-e-G at Territorial Invasion to win himself the Interbrand Championship..
ETR: And tonight he has 3 other men gunning for his championship… the rules of this match: 20 minute time limit.. every 5 minutes a new participant will enter into the match… pinfalls and submissions will take place during this match to determine the unofficial Interbrand Champion.. but whoever is champion at the end of the time limit is the official Interbrand World Champion!
(Cole Smith’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: Entering second… from Birmingham, Alabama.. weighing in at 225 pounds… COOOOLLEEEEEEEEEEE SMMITHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
ETR: Here comes Cole Smith! Cole has recently showed just how much he wants that title.. he’s been telling all of us AND proving to us why he should be the next Interbrand Champion.. and he’s gonna fight for it tonight…
DP: Cole is looked at as an underdog in this match but I think he’s not getting enough credit… he could very well walk out of this ring with the title tonight after that 20 minute time limit is up…
ETR: Well the current Interbrand Champion, James M. Johnson and Cole Smith will be the 2 men staring this match off.. IN the next 10 minutes, we’ll have both Impact and CB Cool joining us also!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
DP: But it’s time to kick this match off! Both JMJ and Cole Smith look like they’re ready to start this match and the bell rings as JMJ quickly locks up with Cole Smith! JMJ overpowers Cole and PUSHES him into the corner.. JMJ has Cole in the corner, smashing nonstop punches into his skull!! JMJ lifts Cole up to the second turnbuckle… and he brings him in! JMJ falls backward and he connects a Superplex on Cole!
ETR: JMJ is kicking off this match for himself with a bang! Nice Superplex from the current Interbrand Champion! And he turns his attention back to Cole who is laying on the canvas… JMJ lifts Cole up to a kneeling position… and he SMACKS a kick right into the sternum of Cole Smith! Cole falls back to the mat as JMJ is keeping on the attack… stomping his boot into Cole’s abdomen!
DP: Cole rolls to the side of the ring and pulls himself up using the ring ropes… JMJ follows Cole over to the side of the ring to continue his attack but Cole quickly stops him with a kick into his gut! Cole Irish whips JMJ into the ropes as JMJ rebounds back toward Cole Smith! Cole jumps up into the air and nails a Hurricanrana on JMJ.. sending him down to the canvas! And Cole wastes no time in trying to keep him down as he quickly jumps on top of JMJ and begins hammering punches into his skull!
ETR: But JMJ uses his arm strength to push Cole Smith off of him.. Cole jumps up to his feet as JMJ follows closely after him and– COLE CUT! COLE CUT ON JAMES M. JOHNSON!! Cole Smith with the Cole Cut out of NOWHERE! And he drops down to his knees and hooks the leg of JMJ! We could have our first interim Champ in Cole Smith right here! Here’s the count! ONE! TWO! THREE!!
Announcer: Cole Smith is the current Interbrand Champion!
DP: Cole is the current champ right now! And we’re almost up to that 5 minute interval that will bring out our next entrant into this match.. Cole isn’t wasting any time as he quickly drops to his knees and takes JMJ’s arm… Cole brings JMJ’s arm behind his back and locks him into a Chicken Wing submission hold! There’s a key to winning this match and that key is to just keep on wrestling.. even if you’re the current champion, ya gotta keep on going.. and that’s exactly what Cole Smith is trying to do…
ETR: And as the clock winds down to the 15 minute mark that means we’re ready for our next entrant into this match! 5 minutes have past! Let’s see who will be joining this match next…
(CB Cool’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: The third entrant into this match… from the Caribbean.. weighing in at 220 pounds.. C.. B.. COOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL!!!
ETR: Well CB Cool is taking his time coming down the ramp as he makes his way to ringside… he walks around the ring and what’s this? .. CB Cool pushes our Ring Announcer out of his chair as he sets it right in front of the ring.. and he’s just WATCHING this match as JMJ and Cole keep on fighting! JMJ is still locked in that Chicken Wing submission… but hold on! Not for much longer as he grabs the arm of Cole Smith and FLIPS him over his shoulder! Cole Smith is now in a seated position…
DP: And JMJ nails a SHARP kick into his spine! Cole has a look of pain on his face as JMJ backs off a few steps.. and charges back forward as he connects a Rolling Necksnap! Impressive move from James M. Johnson! Cole slowly begins to get up after that Neck Snap from JMJ.. and JMJ lands a kick to his gut! JMJ takes him and whips him toward the ropes! WATCH OUT! COLE SMITH DOESN’T REBOUND OFF THE ROPES… HE JUMPS STRAIGHT THROUGH THEM! COLE SMITH JUMPS THROUGH THE TOP AND MIDDLE ROPES AS HE FLIES FORWARD AND CRASHES INTO CB COOL WHO WAS SITTING HERE AT RINGSIDE! NICE SUICIDE DIVE!
ETR: Cole lifts CB Cool back to his feet and he brings him over toward the turnbuckle pole.. and he SMASHES CB’S SKULL INTO THE TURNBUCKLE POLE! Cole turns CB around and now focuses on his arm… Cole SWINGS CB’s arm into the turnbuckle pole! Cole takes CB and rolls him under the bottom ropes and into the ring.. and JMJ lifts CB Cool to his feet! JMJ whips CB Cool off the ropes as he rebounds and heads back toward JMJ! JMJ scoops up CB and SLAMS him down HARD over his knee! Nice Backbreaker from James M Johnson! JMJ turns around and Cole Smith is right there with a European Uppercut! Cole, showing some nice striking skills!
DP: JMJ falls to the canvas as Cole Smith goes to lift CB Cool back to his feet! And look at this! CB Cool rolls up Cole Smith! He’s going for the pin on Cole and here’s the count! ONE! TWO! THREE!!
Announcer: CB Cool is the current Interbrand Champion!
ETR: Cole looks shocked after that roll up! CB Cool is now the Interbrand Champion! We’re getting closer and closer to that 10 minute mark where our last entrant, Y2Impact will join us! But now Cole is angry after losing his status as interim champion.. and he lifts CB Cool up to his feet! Cole nails a knee into the gut of CB Cool and sends him off into the ropes! CB Cool rebounds back and Cole perfectly executes an Inverted Headlock Backbreaker!
DP: Cole jams his forearm into CB’s face and he goes for the pin, trying to get his interim status as champion back… Here’s the count after that impressive move from Cole Smith! ONE! TWO! But CB kicks out! Cole gets back to his feet, still angry and look out! JMJ COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AS HE NAILS THE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL ON COLE SMITH! WHAT A MOVE! JMJ drops to his knees and he goes for the cover on Cole Smith! ONE! TWO! THREE!!
Announcer: James M. Johnson is the current Interbrand Champion!
DP: JMJ has taken over as the current Interbrand Champion! Remember, you don’t have to pin the interim champ to become the interim champ yourself, you can pin or submit ANYONE involved in this match! And now JMJ is the current champ!
ETR: Well we have reached the 10 minute mark.. and now Y2Impact should be joining us any second!
(Y2Impact’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: The final entrant… from Seattle, Washington.. weighing in at 226 pounds… Y.. 2.. IMMMPAAAACCCTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
ETR: Impact wastes no time, coming down to the ring and immediately sliding into the ring and getting into the action! Y2Impact and JMJ lift Cole Smith to his feet and send him off the corner! JMJ and Y2Impact are teaming up here and are hammering fists together into Cole Smith! JMJ backs up a bit as Imp holds Cole in the corner! JMJ CHARGES back toward the corner and comes in like a Locomotive Train with a HUGE turnbuckle clothesline! That might have knocked the wind straight out of Cole Smith’s lungs!! Cole drops to the canvas and he slowly rolls out of the ring…
DP: But look out JMJ! CB comes up slowly behind JMJ and JUMPS UP AND PRESSES HIS KNEES INTO THE SPINE OF JAMES M. JOHNSON! CB’S WAY!! CB’S WAY?!? NO! JMJ doesn’t fall backward! CB is hanging there with his knees pressed into the back of JMJ but JMJ will not fall! He’s walking around with CB hanging on his back! JMJ is laughing as he reaches back and grabs CB Cool!
ETR: JMJ pulls in CB… and he PULLS him UP and OVER his head as CB falls to the canvas! HUGE INVERTED HIGH ANGLE POWERBOMB FROM JAMES M. JONHSON!! JMJ jumps back to his feet.. but look at this! Y2Impact comes up behind him and turns him around! Imp JUMPS UP AND HE NAILS THE CODEBREAKER ON JMJ! CODEBREAKER!! Imp drops to his knees as he goes for the cover on JMJ! Imp could have his first reign as Interbrand Champion in this match is he gets this! Here’s the count as Imp holds down the shoulders of JMJ! ONE! TWO! THREE!!
Announcer: Y2Impact is the current Interbrand Champion!
DP: Nice job by Y2I! That Codebreaker on JMJ… and now HE is the current Interbrand Champion of the World! BUT LOOK OUT! COLE SMITH ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING WITH A STEEL CHAIR IN HAND! Y2IMPACT TURNS AROUND AND COLE SMITH CRACKS THAT CHAIR RIGHT INTO HIS CRANIUM! IMPACT DROPS TO HIS KNEES AS COLE SWINGS THE CHAIR OVER HIS HEAD…
ETR: AND RIGHT BACK DOWN INTO IMPACT’S SKULL! THAT REALLY PUT HIM OUT AS COLE GOES FOR THE PIN ON IMP! HE HOOKS THE LEG AND HERE’S THE COUNT! ONE! TWO! THREE!!
Announcer: Cole Smith is the current Interbrand Champion!
DP: After a short interim reign from Y2Impact… Cole Smith has taken over after that pair of vicious chair shots to Impact’s skull… CB Cool is up to his feet as Cole now takes a SWING at CB with that chair! But CB ducks! CB connects a low dropkick into Cole Smith’s legs as he collapses face first into the canvas! CB jumps back up to his feet.. and he leans on the ropes.. CB is trying to regain some energy!
ETR: But watch out! JMJ is up! JMJ comes CHARGING at CB Cool and he NAILS THE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL AND IT SENDS BOTH JMJ AND CB COOL TOPPLING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO RINGSIDE!! Cole Smith slowly gets back to his feet as Impact is on his knees.. trying to get himself back to his feet… But Cole Smith goes over and WRENCHES Impact back up by his arms! Impact is trying to fight back but Cole Smith knees him in the gut…
DP: Cole brings Impact into a headlock and brings him over to the corner… Wait a moment… What’s Cole doing?!? Cole Smith is taking off the turnbuckle padding! He’s taking off the padding! Cole Smith begins BASHING Impact’s skull into the uncovered turnbuckle! That is pure STEEL being pressed HARD into Impact’s skull! There’s not much time left in this match as time is winding down.. Cole Smith is the current champion and if he can hold on… he’ll be walking out of this match as the OFFICIAL Interbrand World Champion! JMJ and CB Cool are battling on the outside now as CB BASHES JMJ’s head into the barricade wall!
ETR: JMJ is knocked off balance as he limps here in front of our announce table.. and what’s he doing! JMJ grabs our Ring Bell and I don’t think CB notices the potential weapon JMJ has in his hands! JMJ turns around and he CLOCKS that bell over the head of CB Cool! That might have officially knocked CB out of this match as there’s LESS THAN 30 SECONDS LEFT IN THIS THING! WHO’S GONNA COME OUT ON TOP?!? JMJ quickly slides into the ring with the ring bell as Cole Smith turns around and he gets that ring bell SMASHED into his skull! Impact is resting in the corner as JMJ goes for the pin on Cole! ONE! TWO! THREE!!
Announcer: James M. Johnson is the current Interbrand Champion!
DP: JMJ HAS DONE IT! THE TIME IS WINDING DOWN TO ZERO AS HE GOES TO REST IN THE CORNER! HE HAS THIS THING WON!!!
ETR: WAIT! NOT SO FAST PREZ!! Y2IMPACT SPRINGBOARDS HIMSELF OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE AND FLIPS IN MIDAIR!! LIONSAULT!! LIONSAULT CONNECTED ON COLE SMITH!!! THERE’S 3 SECONDS LEFT JUST AS IMPACT HOOKS THE LEG!!
DP: JMJ HAS THE CHANCE TO BREAK THIS THING UP THOUGH!! HE RUNS TOWARD IMPACT AND GOES TO BREAK UP THE PIN— NO!! WHAT THE HELL?!?! ST. ANGER IS HERE AND HE JUST SMACKED A BIG BOOT INTO THE FACE OF JAMES M. JOHNSON!! NOBODY’S THERE TO BREAK UP THE PIN NOW!!! ONE! TWO! THREE!!
DP: TIME HAS EXPIRED!! AND Y2IMPACT IS THE CHAMPION! Y2IMPACT IS NOW THE OFFICIAL INTERBRAND WORLD CHAMPION!! WHAT RING PRESENSE HE SHOWS! AND THE HELP FROM ST. ANGER MIGHT HAVE SAVED HIM THIS MATCH!
Ring Announcer: Your winner… and the NEWWWWWWWWWWWWW… Interbrand Champion of the WORRRLDDDD… Y.. 2.. IMMMMMPAAAACCTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
( Impacts music hits as he is given the IB title and celebrates )
ETR: JMJ looks shocked! He thought he had this thing won after he pinned Cole with less than 5 seconds left on the clock! But Impact came out of nowhere with that Lionsault and then St. Anger comes out from nowhere and prevents JMJ from breaking up the pin! Imp gets the win… AND the Interbrand Championship with some HUGE help from his partner St. Anger…
DP: But wait a second… Impact is asking for a microphone! What does he have to say now?!? I hope he’s not gonna sit here and give us an “I told you so” speech..
ETR: Well he did tell us so, Prez! Let him say what’s on his mind!
Y2Impact: … Did you just see what happened? I am the NEW.. Interbrand WORLD Champion… The former 2-Time World Heavyweight Champion.. EAW’s first EVER Triple Crown Champion is now the Interbrand Champion… And I’m sure you noticed my loyal partner come out here and help me out.. You see having a partner on your side helps you out SO much.. and myself and St. Anger have just proved once again that we are THE STRONGEST team in Extreme Answers Wrestling… We are the MOST DOMINANT… Both of us combined our efforts.. and look what it does? It wins us CHAMPIONSHIPS.. So let’s get to the point.. Speaking of Championships.. The Interbrand Championship will NOT be the only gold I have.. the only gold WE have… You see us being the most DOMINANT tag team in EAW.. We want to put our team efforts to the ultimate test.. That’s right.. We ARE OFFICIALLY in pursuit.. of the EAW Unified Tag Team Championships… RoViper? RoViper aren’t ANYTHING compared to the monumental, gargantuan greatness of the Order of the Angels.. and that’s EXACTLY why.. BOTH of my shoulder will soon be SHIMMERING with GOLD..
(The Order of the Angels music hits, Impact and St. Anger walk to the ramp and Impact is gloating on the ramp holding his gold )
( Cut to commercials )
(Camera fades to the middle of the ring)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is a LAST MAN STANDING MATCH.. Scheduled for ONE FALL!! And it is for… the National Extreme Championship!!!
(The Dark Emperor’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: Entering first… from the Kingdom of Hades.. weighing in at 275 pounds… THEEEE DAAARRRKKKKKKK EMPERORRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
ETR: Welcome back to ringside ladies and gentlemen and it is TIME.. Time for the Last Man Standing… National Extreme Championship Match! And here comes the first entrant.. the challenger.. the Dark Emperor…
DP: I have a feeling we won’t be calling him the “challenger” after tonight, ETR… DE is my favorite to win this match.. He has the experience.. he has the ring presence that Kevin Devastation just doesn’t have… and I have a feeling that because of that.. DE will win back his National Extreme Championship tonight…
(Kevin Devastation’s music hits as he rolls out on his Harley)
Ring Announcer: Entering second.. from Houston, Texas.. weighing in at 285 pounds.. The National Extreme Champion…KEVINNNNNNN DEVASTAAAAATIONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
ETR: Well I think Kevin Devastation will be able to hold his own here tonight! He’s had the upper hand over DE before and I’m sure he’ll be able to do it again in this title match they have right here and right now!
DP: But will KD be able to keep the Dark Emperor down for 10 seconds?!? 10 seconds is a long time to stay down.. and I don’t even think ANYONE can keep someone like the Dark Emperor down for that long…
ETR: Well we will see soon enough as KD and DE go face to face in the middle of the ring.. there’s a lot of emotion riding on this match as KD and DE were once friends… once partners… but KD decided to go in a different direction…
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
DP: This match is set to go underway now as DE has a look of anger sweep across his face and immediately DRIVES a Big Boot into the face of Kevin Devastation! And you’re right about that, ETR.. KD and DE were once the darkest and most evil, dominant tag team in EAW… but KD decided to leave the darkness and go in his own direction…
ETR: DE is on his knees on top of Kevin Devastation and is HAMMERING closed fists into KD’s skull… DE is sure punishing KD for what he did to him a few weeks ago on Showdown…
DP: KD is trying to fight back though! KD CATCHES a fist from the Dark Emperor and he attacks DE with a head-but! DE’s skull is rattled by that shot as he rolls off of KD and returns to his feet… KD gets up with him as the two once again lock eyes in the middle of the ring… and they lock up! KD overpowers DE and pushes him into the corner turnbuckles… He jumps up to the second turnbuckle! And KD is raining punches into the skull of the Dark Emperor! The fans are sure into this match.. they know that this thing wasn’t just thrown together… this is a bout driven by pure hatred!
ETR: But look at this! DE grabs KD from above him and pulls him down onto his shoulders! DE SLAMS Kevin Devastation HARD down to the mat with that MASSIVE POWERBOMB! And now DE is heading to the top rope! You can tell by the look on DE’s face that he wants to KILL Kevin Devastation tonight as he LEAPS off the top rope!! BIG SPLASH! BIG SPLASH CONNECTED FROM THE DARK EMPEROR!
DP: That RATTLED the ring! DE slowly gets up to his feet and he JUMPS back into the air.. coming down HARD on KD with a leg drop over his throat! KD is showing the pain he’s feeling on his face as he tries to roll away from DE! KD rolls to the side of the ring and he exits the ring! KD rols down to ringside and he’s clutching his ribs in pain.. he flips up the ring apron! That’s right! He’s looking for a weapon! There’s so many things under that ring that can change an entire match in the blink of an eye!
ETR: And KD comes up with a Kendo Stick in his hand! DE follows KD out of the ring.. unaware of the weapon in his hand as he comes up behind KD! KD quickly turns around and SWINGS that Kendo Stick!
DP: RIGHT INTO THE SKULL OF THE DARK EMPEROR! DE is knocked off balance.. but does not fall as KD SWINGS that Kendo Stick once more into his ribs! You can hear the smack of that Kendo Stick from over here!!!
ETR: KD has DE on defense now as he’s building his own offense against the current National Extreme Champ… DE is pacing away from KD.. and KD takes YET ANOTHER swing into DE’s ribcage with that Kendo Stick! He’s leaving WELTS all over DE’s body!
DP: And KD nails a kick to the gut of the Dark Emperor… he takes DE by the arm and Irish whips him.. STRAIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS! DE CRASHES AND BURNS! KD has ALL of the momentum in this match thus far!
ETR: It’s still pretty early in this match and ALREADY we’ve seen weapons brought out and DE has welts from that Kendo Stick all over him! And now KD drops that Kendo Stick and lifts DE to his feet after throwing him into those Steel Steps! And KD has DE up.. and he BASHES DE’s head into the Steel Steps! And again! And again! KD IS RELENTLESS.. NAILING DE’S SKULL INTO THAT UNFORGIVING STEEL!
DP: But hold on a second! DE catches himself before KD can slam him into those steps again! DE SMASHES an elbow into the side of KD’s head and KD is forced to back off of the Dark Emperor! DE has blood trickling down his forehead as HE is the one on the attack now.. He kicks KD in the gut and lifts him up and into his arms! DE CHARGES FORWARD, HOLDING KD AND HE DRIVES HIM, SPINE FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE WALL!!!
ETR: DE drops KD and throws a punch into his jaw! And now DE backs off of KD a few steps as KD rests on the barricade… and DE COMES FORWARD.. NAILING A BIG BOOT THAT SENDS KD UP AND OVER THE BARRICADE AND INTO THE CROWD!!
DP: Talk about giving back to the fans! They’re using the front row seats as their ring! DE grabs a replica championship belt from a fan! DE kicks KD in the gut.. and he SMASHES that replica belt into the skull of Kevin Devastation!
ETR: DE and KD fight through the crowd as they go up to the second level of the stands! Up the concrete stairs as DE is throwing repeated punches and KD is doing all he can to fight back! DE goes for another swing with that replica Championship belt! But hold on! KD PUNCHES IT STRAIGHT OUT OF DE’S HANDS! KD kicks DE in the gut.. and he NAILS a Spinebuster right into the edge of the concrete stairs! But what’s KD doing now?!? KD PUSHES an old lady out of her wheelchair! KD takes that wheelchair and brings it over toward DE… he lifts DE up and sits him down in the chair!!
DP: KD STRAPS DE IN! DE can’t move! He’s trying to fight his way out of it but he can’t do anything now! KD is raining in punches that DE can’t even protect himself from! He’s defenseless!! And now KD takes that wheelchair… OH NO! KD PUSHES THE CHAIR DOWN THOSE CONCRETE STEPS! DE GOES ROLLING DOWN THE STEPS.. STRAPPED INTO THAT WHEEL CHAIR!!
ETR: AND HE FLIPS OVER THE BARRICADE WALL IN THE SECOND LEVEL OF THE CROWD!! HE’S FALLING ALL THE WAY DOWN FROM THE SECOND LEVEL TO THE RINGSIDE SEATS!!! DE CRASHES ON THE GROUND!!! THAT WHEELCHAIR IS SMASHED INTO MANY PIECES AND YOU CAN SEE DE’S FACE.. HE’S BUSTED OPEN! BLOOD POURING DOWN ALL OVER HIS FACE!
DP: What a gruesome thing for KD to do.. he’s looking down on DE from the second level of the crowd as he smiles and quickly heads down the steps to where DE is laying beaten, bloodied and motionless! KD reaches the ringside area as the referee is starting his 10-count! This could be the end of DE’s National Extreme Title reign right here!
Referee: 1… 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6…
DP: The referee is at 6! DE lifts his head up and realizes he has to get back up to his feet somehow!
Referee: 7… 8…
ETR: DE grabs the side of a fan’s seat as he PULLS himself to his knees! He has to hurry! The referee is already at 8!
Referee: 9… 10!!!
DP: NO! DE JUST GOT UP RIGHT BEFORE THE REFEREE’S 10 COUNT! HE’S ON WOBBLY LEGS NOW AS HE’S DOING ALL HE CAN TO STAY ON HIS FEET! KD is shocked!
ETR: KD grabs DE and brings him back to the ring area.. flipping him back over the barricade and now DE is trying to fight back! DE lands a punch into the jaw of KD and he grabs KD by his arm.. and Irish whips him back into the ring! DE slides into the ring after KD and returns to his feet… KD runs toward DE… and he goes for a clothesline! But DE ducks right under it! DE kicks KD in the gut… and he sends him off the ropes! KD comes running back as DE pulls him in! And DE connects an Exploder Suplex! KD rolls to the side of the ring and pulls himself up using the ring ropes… KD is up and DE runs at him, going for a Forearm Smash!
DP: But KD dodges it! KD turns DE around and KD kicks him in the gut! KD brings him in and LIFTS DE up and into KD’s grasp! He has him set up for the ASS KICKIN FINALE!!!
ETR: THIS COULD BE THE END FOR DE!! IF KD CAN HIT THIS.. IT’S ALL OVER AND HE RETAINS HIS TITLE!! CAN KD GET THIS?!?
DP: DE is fighting back… smashing punches into the skull of Kevin Devastation… KD is backing up.. still holding DE in his arms and DE is still throwing punches! Look out! DE FORCES KD TO BACK UP TOO FAR AND BOtH FALL OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR!
DP: DE quickly gets up as he lifts KD back up to his feet… DE takes the arm of KD and Irish whips him up and onto our Announce Table! DE follows KD as he climbs up here and I think we better get out of their way Prez! That’s for sure… DE and KD are throwing nonstop punches at each other, standing right here on top of your announce table! KD kicks DE in the gut.. and he lifts him up for the Ass Kickin Finale once again!!
ETR: But no! DE counters as he jumps off the shoulders of Kevin Devastation.. and he kicks KD in the gut! DE LIFTS KD up and into his arms! AND DE HAS HIM IN POSITION!! HELLHAMMER!!! HELLHAMMER IS CONNECTED ON KD AS HE IS PILEDRIVEN RIGHT THROUGH THIS ANNOUNCE TABLE!! WHAT A MOVE FROM THE DARK EMPEROR AS HE ORDERS THE REfEREE TO BEGIN HIS COUNT!
Referee: 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6..
ETR: He’s at 6! KD hasn’t moved yet!
Referee: 7.. 8..
DP: 8!! DE MIGHT HAVE THIS IN THE BAG AS KD IS ONLY STIRRING AROUND.. HE’S NOT CLOSE TO GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET!
Referee: 9.. 10!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
ETR: DE HAS DONE IT! DE IS THE NEW CHAMP!! THE NEW NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION.. DEFEATING HIS FORMER FRIEND AND PARTNER!!
( Dark Emperor’s music hits, he gets his arm raised but snatches away and grabs the NE title )
Ring Announcer: Your winner and the NEWWWWWWWWWW… National Extreme Champion… THEEEE DAAAARKKKKKKK EMPERORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
DP: What a match! Both of these men went through so much here tonight but yes, in the end.. like I said in the beginning of this thing,
ETR.. The Dark Emperor comes out with the victory tonight! And he’s the new National Extreme Champ!
ETR: KD is just regaining awareness now and he looks SHOCKED! DE is heading back up the ramp with a HUGE smile on his face… and he fought a great match tonight!
ARD: This was as barbaric as EAW can get, Kevin Devastation and the Dark Emperor… all they did was outdo eachother back and forth! But Ladies and Gentlemen…. the Main Events are HERE…. and It’s time for the FIRST Extreme Elimination Chamber, repesenting the FLAGSHIP to say the least, DYNASTY!!!
Tenfold: This is anybody’s ballgame!!! Let’s show the montage of highlights from the previous Chamber, and show each path that was take to get here! …
( Dynasty Extreme Elimination History / Current year rivalry plays )
( The Light’s dim and ominous music plays as the Massive Extreme Elimination Chamber lowers to the ground )
ARD: My God, Miles and Miles of Chain Linked Steel, Thousands of Pounds IS that Chamber in itsself, all HELL breaks loose as soon as these men step into that Chamber! If your the flashiest superstar in EAW, your a BARBARIAN in the Extreme Elimination Chamber, with weapons hanging all over the Walls! ..
Tenfold: The rules are there are 7 men in this match up, and the winner has to be the last one unpinned or unsubmitted! Once its time for you to exit your chamber, your lift with 3 minutes to get out or your DISQUALIFIED from the match! And Each person will be able to bring they’re own weapon, if they like!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. it is now time for the DYNASTY Extreme Elimination Chamber…. contested For The EAW CHAMPIOOOOOONSHIP!!!!! ….
( Captain Charisma’s music plays as Crowd Boo’s when he comes out with his EAW Championship and a Car Door )
Announcer: Introducing First!!! ….. From Toronto, Ontario, Canada….. weighing in at 225 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS…. He is the EAW CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!! CAPTAAAAAAAAAIN CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
ARD: The Capt’n is here to make it happen!!! Or so he says, but there is something different! This whole audience everybody in this arena can only be amazed by that BONE CHILLING Structure manifested by Satan! And Captain Charisma knows that he will have to test his resilience to the max against 6 Other Men! Young, potentially gifted men, CC along with Killswitch basically have the seniority! But CC also has the EXPERIENCE of the Chamber match! None of his opponents can say, tonight, they’re stepping into their 2nd Chamber match! None of them! …
( Speedy’s music plays as Crowd gives a Mixed Reaction when he comes Out with a 7 ft. Ladder )
Announcer: And his opponents FIRST….. from Parma, Ohio, weighing in at 230 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS…. he is 1/2 of the INTERWIRE CHAMPIOOOOOOOONS….. SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEDYYYYYYYYY!!!
Tenfold: Honestly, this man is MY FAVORITE to come out of this match! Speedy always pulls his BEST performances under pressure, Speedy WANTS to win this Championship so badly! He wants to be a winner, he wants his BIG BREAK! I’ve seen how hard he works, this man is my Favorite, and this match could make his career! Proving how much CC really has to lose here, as he stares at his challenger from inside his Pod! ….
( Adam’s music plays as Crowd Boo’s when he comes out with a Barbedwire Baseball Bat )
Announcer: Introducing next….. from Gainesville, Georgia….. weighing in at 260 POOOOOOOOOOOUNDS….. he is the OTHER half of the Interwire CHAMPIOOOOOONS….. AAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAM!!!!
ARD: This man Adam is Championship HUNGRY! If he could win this EAW Championship, his career would evenly be made, such as Speedy! And we’ve seen how HARD these men have worked theyre WHOLE Career, just to make it this far! Adam will stop at NOTHING, Adam is not afraid to fight his own partner when it comes down to being in the Elimination Chamber!!! ALL for the Gold!!! …
( Killswitch’s music plays as Crowd gives a Mixed Reaction when he Comes Out with a Remote )
Announcer: From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania…… weighing in at 233 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS…. He is the General Manager of Dynasty!!!…. KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLSWITCH!!!!
Tenfold: Believe it or not, many people question Killswitch’s presence IN this Dynasty Chamber! But I have GOT to hand it to him, by the statistics and by the way this goes, there is no WAY Killswitch can lose this match!!! CC and EE will most likely be too focused on each other in battle, and they are the ONLY PEOPLE who can make Killswitch lose to a fall! And With how scheming and powerful our GM is, they’ll be lucky to get ONE FALL, Let ALONE 3!!! But the question is, why did he come out with a remote??? …..
( A pod descends from the top of the Chamber, as Killswitch steps into it in the ring and is carried to the top of the Elimination Chamber )
ARD: Well since there are 7 in this match, there were 5 Pods needed, and i guess Killswitch gets a better view than the Skybox does! ….
( Extreme Enigma’s music plays as Crowd gives him a standing ovation ) ….
Announcer: And next up…… from Jersey City, New Jersey….. weighing in at 227 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS….. EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEE… EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIGMAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
ARD: Extreme Enigma will do ANYTHING to win!!! Will put his body on the line ANY WAY THAT HE CAN! And this ones for the EAW Championship!?!? Extreme Enigma will set himself on fire, will leap hights never been leaped before! Will put it ALL on the line just to…
Tenfold: Wait a second…. where is Extreme Enigma??? … Why’s it taking him so long to come out??? ….
( Music Stops ) ….
ARD: What’s going on??? ……
( Long Pause ) …..
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have just received word that earlier today Extreme Enigma was rushed to a New Jersey Hospital and is in serious Critical Condition…. so he will not be performing tonight…..
ARD: GOOD GOD!!! If you just look at Killswitch, Killswitch’s eyes LIT UP! But I’m SHOCKED! Extreme Enigma’s only opportunity, and hes missing his own Chamber match! ….
( Robbie V’s music plays as Crowd Cheers when he comes out with a Portable Hot Dog Stand )
Announcer: Well…. Introducing Next!!! … From Las Vegas, Nevada….. weighing in at 237 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS….. RRRRRRRRRRRRRROB!!!! BBBBBBBBIEEEEEE!!!! V!!!!!!
ARD: That is just vintage Robbie V! Fresh out of the school of hard knocks, Robbie V comes out here with the Hotdog Stand, and as comical as Robbie V will come across to you, Robbie CAN and WILL get it done, I can almost guarentee that! Robbie is noone to take lightly, his athleticism and his WILLPOWER is unmatched! Unmatched, but im eager to see the side of Robbie V that will come out in this Chamber! ….
( Viper’s music plays as Crowd Erupts when he comes out with a Barbedwire Steel Chair )
Announcer: And FINALLY…. From San Diego, California….. weighing in at 170 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS….. VIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!
Tenfold: A VERY Warm Reception from these fans for Viper! Viper is definitely a favorite to win this match, but with no Extreme Enigma, this is ANYBODY’S Ballgame!!! But you can see that Killswitch has organized this Chamber setup, because look whos fighting first! Robbie V and Viper will be starting this match, and you can TELL our GM was behind this! This is a fight for EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING on the line! And that everything is the EAW Championship!!!! ….
ARD: Robbie V and Viper are the best of friends, loyal partners, but they have no choice to battle! This is for the EAW Championship! …. And both men slap a handshake, back up and apply a headlock, just like that! Both guys struggle, but Robbie with the obvious advantage connects a front waist-lock and SPILLS Viper outside of the ring! And Viper collides into the Metal Ringside Floor, as Viper returns to his feet after a brief moment, and Viper LEAPS onto the Top Turnbuckle and connects the Spinning kick!!! But in Midair, Viper CATCHES Robbie’s leg, but Robbie connects an ENZIGURI! As Viper backs into the chain link Chamber wall, and Robbie V connects the BACKBODY DROP into the Ring! And Viper BACKFLIPS from Ringside to the Ring-Ropes, and Leaps in Midair… TWIRLS in Midair and Connects a Frogsplash!!!
Tenfold: And Robbie covers Viper! 1!!!!…………2!!!!!…………… but Viper kicks out! That was AMAZING Athleticism! That’s something thats worth YEARS of practice, perfected balance! Now Robbie is up…. and Robbie pulls Viper up, and Robbie connects a Snap Suplex…. but Viper while being hoisted in the air connects several knee’s into Robbie’s Skull! And Viper SHIFTS himself and connects a Snap Armdrag/Takedown!!! And Viper goes over to the corner, Viper may have rushed the comeback, Viper took a lot of Thumps already in this contest! And Robbie slowly gets backup…. runs towards Viper…. and connects the FRONT HANDSPRING Shoulderblock into the Corner!!! And Robbie whips Viper into the Turnbuckle…. but Viper reverse whips Robbie instead! And as Robbie comes out of the corner….
ARD: And Robbie V runs GUTFIRST into a Guillotine Chairshot into the Gut, with that Barbedwire Chair! Viper must’ve grabbed it out of nowhere! And Viper CLOCKS the Barbedwire Steel Chair DIRECTLY into RoV’s skull!! As Robbie V falls into a seated Position looking up at Viper…. Robbie almost has a grin on his face, as Viper runs around the ring and connects the CHAIR SURF DEAD into Robbie’s Skull!!! …. and with that, another entrant is about to come into the match!
( 10…..9………8………7……….6……….5………4……..3………2…….1…… ( *Buzz* )
( Camera shows Captain Charisma’s pod lighting up from an aerial view ) …
( Camera shows Killswitch pressing buttons on the Remote as it switches to Adam’s pod lighting up )
ARD: And look at this! It was ALMOST the EAW Champion about to get in this, but Killswitch somehow used that remote to CHANGE the random entry into a planned one! I think this is all part of some master plan OUT OF Killswitch! Adam is into this match, and as he steps into the ring, Viper barely turns around when Adam SWINGS the Baseball Bat into Viper’s gut!!! And HERE’S when Malicious Intent get more dangerous than ever, when they come into the scene FRESH! And Adam CRACKS the Barbedwire Bat into Viper’s mask!!! And Adam covers with the pin!!! 1!!!!…………2!!!!…….. but Viper kicks out!!!
Tenfold: And Look at that!! There are actually a few cuts on Viper’s mask!! And Adam grabs Viper…. hoists him…. and lifts him into the air in Suplex position towards the Ropes and SUPLEXES VIPER TO THE OUTSIDE, ONTO THE COLD, UNFORGIVING METAL FLOOR!!! And from behind, Robbie V runs towards Adam and throws a faint punch, but Robbie ISN’T in the best shape after that Chair surf, and Adam connects right hands into Robbie’s jaw, backs into the ropes and connects a MASSIVE Clothesline!!! As you can literally see blood flying out of Robbie’s mouth during Impact! And now Adam grabs the both of Robbie’s legs… and drags himself in front of the Turnbuckle which is infront of one of the Pods…. and Adam goes for the CATAPULT…. AS ROBBIE V’S FACE ENDS UP CRASHING INTO THE CHAMBER POD!!! And Robbie is laid out across the top of the Turnbuckle…. and Adam backs up now…. Adam is looking for something big!!! ….
ARD: AND HE FOUND IT, as Viper from off of the Top Turnbuckle behind him connects a DIVING LEG LARIAT, PLANTING Adam face first into the Ring!!!! Viper made the save for his partner, but Robbie is still badly hurt! Now Adam is getting back up, as Viper grabs his Barbedwire Steel Chair, and as Adam is up he SWINGS IT into Adam’s Midsection!!! And Robbie rolls off of the top turnbuckle, limps over to Adam… and as Adam is still standing Robbie grabs Viper’s Barbedwire Chair, places it in front of Adam’s face, and Viper grabs Adams leg to connect the CHAIR EQUIPPED WINDMILL KICK!!! Sending Adam down!!! And BAM!!!! OUT OF NOWHERE, ROBBIE V CONNECTS THE SUPERKICK ON VIPER, SENDING HIM DOWN!!! OH MY GOSH!!!!
( 10…..9……….8………..7…… 6………. 5………. 4……… 3………. 2…….. 1……. *Buzz*
ARD: And Robbie V is crawling towards Adam to cover!!!
( Camera shows an Aerial view of Speedy’s pod lighting up, and opening )
ARD: 1!!!!……………2!!!!……….. but SPEEDY BREAKS THE PIN!!!
Tenfold: And Speedy did NOT break it by himself, he used that 7 FOOT Ladder to make the save!!! Speedy’s in fresh, and Speedy grabs Robbie V from the outside, and DRAGS him to the outside of the ring by his hair!!! And Speedy SHOVES Robbie V with all his might into that hard Chain-linked Chamber wall!!! And now Speedy wrenches Robbie V’s arm….. and CONNECTS THE SKULLCRUSHING FINALE INTO THE METAL FLOOR!!!! Speedy cant pin Robbie outside of the ring, and Viper is barely up inside of the ring…. and as Speedy tries to enter, Viper SHOULDER BLOCKS into Speedy’s Gut, and leaps over the ropes…. and connects the Sunset Flip Powerbomb!!!! Viper is hurt, but is still surviving…. and Viper goes over to the Portable Hot Dog Stand by the other side of the chamber, and wheels it near Speedy and Robbie…. and from BEHIND AND OUT OF NOWHERE, Adam runs a High Knee DEAD into the back of Viper’s skull!!!!
ARD: Adam goes over to Robbie V…. and pulls him up…. and SWINGS HIM INTO the Hot Dog Stand! And Adam isn’t done, Adam goes over to a Trashcan seen hanging on the Chamber wall…. and BASHES IT over Robbie V’s skull!!! As Robbie V is laid out and is bleeding! And now Speedy is slowly back up, and tosses Viper into the ring! Speedy steps in, and hovers over Viper, and throws SHOT after SHOT into Viper’s skull!!! And now Adam has ahold of the Steel Chair….. AND CRACKS IT OVER THE BACK OF SPEEDY’S SKULL!!!!
( 10……9…….8……….7……….6……….5……….4……..3………2……..1……… *Buzz* …
( Killswitch’s pod begins to lower from the top of the Extreme Elimination Chamber, as he steps out )
ARD:… Well Killswitch is out, and the ONLY person in this match who can eliminate Killswitch is Captain Charisma! And as KS’ pod rises to the top, Adam stares at Killswitch face to face! Both Robbie V and Viper are slowly getting to their feet….
Tenfold: Adam and Killswitch are having a stare-down… and Killswitch IMMEDIATELY Rams his fists into Speedy’s Skull, OVER and OVER again! Adam is just watching Killswitch beat up Speedy, and Robbie and Viper are slowly reaching their feet….. and now Killswitch whips Speedy to the ropes… Speedy returns and Killswitch connects a Big Boot, sending him down!!! And Robbie and Viper step into the ring, as all 3 men, Speedy, Robbie and Viper are just staring at Killswitch!!! They ALL know as well as we do about the stipulation coming into this match!!! And Killswitch is starting to get VERY nervous!!! And Adam RUNS FULL SPEED, AND CONNECTS A CLOTHESLINE, sending Killswitch down!!!!! And Killswitch slowly gets back up…. as Robbie V…. CONNECTS THE CONCUSSION DEAD INTO THE BACK OF KILLSWITCH’S SKULL!!!! AS KILLSWITCH FALLS THROATFIRST OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE!!!
ARD: And Viper backs up…. runs and CONNECTS THE 6!!! 1!!! 9!!!! ONTO KILLSWITCH!!!! As Killswitch stumbles back and falls, barely conscious, into a seated position in front of the Turnbuckle!!! And meanwhile…. Robbie V is outside of the ring…. and is CLIMBING the Chamber Wall!!! As Robbie V is ontop of one of the Elimination Chamber Pods!!! CLEAR ACROSS the Ring from Killswitch’s Seated Position!!! And Viper places the Barbedwire Chair in front of Killswitch’s face!!!! AND ROBBIE V IS STANDING…. ROBBIE IS READY TO RISK IT ALL….. AS ROBBIE V LEAPS OFF OF THE ELIMINATION POD….. AND CONNECTS THE VAN TERMINATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As Killswitch falls UNCONSCIOUSLY INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!
( 10…….9………8……….7……….6……….5……….4…………3………2……….1…….. ) *Buzz* ….
( From an Aerial view, Captain Charisma’s Chamber pod lights up as he exits the pod )
ARD: And Captain Charisma hooks the leg of Killswitch!!!! 1!!!!!!!…………….2!!!!!!!!!!………….3!!!!!!!!………..
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Tenfold: That’s the first fall, and CC covers AGAIN!!! 1!!!!!!………….2!!!!!!!!!!!…………..3!!!!!!!………
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Tenfold: And there’s the SECOND fall!!! And now Adam grabs the trashcan from outside of the ring, and places it into the middle of the ring….. as Captain Charisma LIFTS Killswitch to his feet, hooks the arms and connects the UNPRETTIER!!! …. but wait a second!!! Before it connects, SPEEDY OUT OF NOWHERE connects the clothesline on Captain Charisma!!!! As Killswitch is rolled outside of the ring in a pool of his own blood!!! And now Robbie V who is still reeling from that HUGE Van Terminator is trying to get up… and Adam runs a HUGE Boot into Robbie’s skull!!! And Viper springboards onto the ropes… and connects the SEATED Senton, bringing Adam down! Adam gets back up, and Viper goes for the Hurricanrana…. but INVERTS IT into a Spinout Bulldog!!! Meanwhile, Captain Charisma and Speedy are trading punches, and CC delivers a GIGANTIC Slap across the face!!!
ARD: And Speedy turns around, as CC swings his legs in between the ropes and connects a TOE KICK into Speedy’s Skull! And CC climbs directly to the top rope… and connects a DIVING Crossbody!!! As Speedy is down!!! Adam is down in the middle of the ring…. and Robbie V’s face is a crimson mask, as he climbs to the top Turnbuckle!!! But….. its NOT ENOUGH! Not Enough for Robbie!!!! As Robbie climbs to the top of the Pod!!!! And Viper is ALSO CLIMBING TO THE TOP OF THE POD!!!! As Both Robbie and Viper are looking down, nearly 15 Feet!!!! And BOTH MEN LEAP OFF!!!!!! AND AS VIPER CONNECTS THE DIVING HEADBUTT, ROBBIE V CONNECTS THE 5!!!! STAR!!! FROG!!!! SPLASH!!!!!! And look!!! Robbie V has had the WIND knocked out of him, and CANT continue!!! As Viper covers Adam with 1 arm!!! 1!!!!!!………….. 2!!!!! …………… 3!!!!………
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
ARD: And Adam has been ELIMINATED!!!
Tenfold: My goodness!!! Referee’s are coming in just to CARRY Adam out of the ring, Adam has been pulverized!!! And Robbie V looks like he’s been PARALYZED! Robbie V is really hurt bad!!! Now look here, Captain Charisma has removed the Turnbuckle Padding…. and CC grabs Speedy’s head…. but Speedy RAMS his elbow into CC’s face, and with ALL OF HIS MIGHT, RAMS CC FACE FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED STEEL TURNBUCKLE!!! As CC is hunched over the Turnbuckle, Speedy turns his attention over to Robbie V, who looks like he has actually been paralyzed!!! And Speedy pulls Robbie V up now…. and Speedy kicks Robbie in the gut! Backs into the ropes…. and KNEE’S ROBBIE INTO THE FACE AND CONNECTS THE SLOOOOOOW KILLEEEEEEEER!!!!! And SPEEDY MIGHT HAVE IT, AS HE HOOKS THE LEG!!! 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………… 2!!!!!!……………. 3!!!!!!!!!! ……….
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Tenfold: My God!!! Robbie V has gone through TOO MUCH! He’s eliminated!
ARD: At this point, it was inevitable! within the past 5 minutes both Robbie V and Adam have been eliminated! Outside of the ring, Killswitch is laid out in a pool of his own Blood, STILL isn’t moving! Robbie V fought SO HARD, but Speedy took opportunity by its roots and Speedy has eliminated perhaps a huge threat to this thing! Speedy now grabs Viper, who is just getting up and just realizing what happened, and Speedy connects an ALLY-OOP, Sending Viper face first into the Turnbuckle!!! Robbie V and Adam are being carried out by Referee’s, and as Viper stumbles out of the Turnbuckle, Speedy delivers a MASSIVE RIGHT HAND!!! But… out of nowhere, Captain Charisma connects a Clothesline sending Speedy OUT of the ring! Speedy forgot about CC, and it costed him! CC steps out of the ring…. and CC pulls Speedy to his feet… and holds him in a suplex position, pressing him GUTFIRST into the Chain Walls, and DROPS the Suplex into that unforgiving ground!!!
Tenfold: Look at Killswitch, Killswitch is at a seated position, and is just STARING at the action! You can tell Killswitch is in A LOT of pain! And Killswitch decides to crawl into an Elimination Chamber Pod for protection… Captain Charisma grabs Speedy, and tosses him into the ring as Speedy is laid out…. and CC steps in, but goes straight towards Viper…. but Viper connects a BASEBALL SLIDE into CC’s leg!!! And Viper CONNECTS THE ENZIGURI!!! THE ENZIGURI OUT OF NOWHERE!!! As CC has been knocked into another area code!!! And Viper hooks the leg!!! 1!!!!!!…………2!!!!………… but Captain Charisma kicks out!!! Speedy is getting up slowly, and Viper grabs Speedy now…. and whips Speedy into the Ropes…. and as Speedy comes back, and Viper connects the Atomic Drop!!! And now Viper SWEEPS Speedy’s legs and bridges a pin!!! 1!!!!!!!…………..2!!!!!!………….3!!!!!!! OH MY!!!!! OH MY LORD!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
ARD: DID THAT JUST HAPPEN!?!?!?
Tenfold: VIPER JUST ELIMINATED SPEEDY! AS SPEEDY SITS UP IN ABSOLUTE SHOCK!!! HELL, VIPER IS SHOCKED!!! As Speedy jumps up and his Face is in SHOCK! And Viper is pretty proud of himself, but Speedy runs FULLSPEED towards Viper, and connects the Big Boot!!! As Viper is down!!!! Speedy is ANGRY!!! Speedy is redder than I’ve EVER SEEN HIM BEFORE! Speedy goes towards the Chamber door, and SLAMS it open!!!
ARD: But look at this!!! Speedy is looking straight towards the Steel Steps!!! And Speedy pulls it out of place and TOSSES it into the Chamber!!! And Speedy follows it, as Viper is trying to get up, and Speedy tosses the steps into the ring….. and Speedy lifts the Steel Steps as Viper stumbles and turns around…. and SPEEDY STRIKES THE STEEL STEPS INTO VIPER’S FACE!!!! RIGHT INTO HIS SKULL!!!! AS VIPER IS KNOCKED OUT, HE IS KNOCKED OUT!!! And Speedy lifts up the Steel Steps again and TOSSES IT INTO THE CHAMBER POD THAT KILLSWITCH IS IN!!!! AS THE POD GLASS SHATTERS AND THE STEEL STEPS AND GLASS DESTROY WHAT WAS LEFT OF KILLSWITCH!!!! And Speedy STORMS out of the Elimination Chamber, leaving Captain Charisma in the ring!!!! And Captain Charisma crawls over to Viper… and CC HOOKS THE LEG!!!! 1!!!!!………………2!!!!!………………… BUT MY GOD!!! VIPER CLUTCHES THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!! VIPER HAS SAVED HIMSELF!!!!
Tenfold: Now Captain Charisma grabs the Barbedwire Baseball Bat!!! Captain Charisma practically has criminal intent in mind, but is limping, that shows you the DAMAGE this match has done! CC’s face is BLOODIED, Viper under that mask is Bloodied, Killswitch is Bloodied, this entire Chamber is bloodstained!!! Viper is up, and CC shifts behind Viper!!! ….. as CC connects the SIT-OUT REVERSE FACEBUSTER USING THE BARBEDWIRE BAT!!! And Viper is SO badly hurt, he falls to the impact and leaps to the Turnbuckle in pain!!! And Captain Charisma backs up as far as he can….. as Viper is coughing a lot, but is still back up!!! And Viper turns around as CC RUNS FOR THE SPEAR….. BUT VIPER SHIFTS OUT OF THE WAY, AS CC RUNS SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!!! And now CC turns around…. as Viper IMMEDIATELY CONNECTS THE HURRICANRANA!!!! SENDING CC THROAT FIRST TO THE MIDDLE ROPE!!!!
ARD: AND VIPER WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS, EVERY FIBER OF HIS BEING RUNS AND CONNECTS THE 619!!!! AS CC IS BADLY HURT, STUMBLING, BUT HASNT FALLEN YET!!! And Viper goes to the outside of the ring…. SPRINGBOARDS on the Ropes… and LEAPS OFF for the Springboard Lou Thez senton!!!! But FROM BEHIND!!!! BEFORE VIPER LEAPS OFF, KILLSWITCH CONNECTS A LOW BLOW!!!! AND KILLSWITCH INVERTS THAT LOWBLOW INTO A FULL-BODY CHOKESLAM-LIKE SLAM, TO THE OUTSIDE!!!! KILLSWITCH SACRIFICED SO MUCH JUST TO DO THAT!!! Killswitch FALLS to his own pain!!! And now Viper rolls INTO the ring in pain, remember the ring and the outside are evenly platformed and leveled! And Captain Charisma is STILL up, almost looks possessed!! And Captain Charisma drags in the CAR DOOR from Earlier!!!! And places it in the middle of the ring!!! And now Captain Chrisma lifts Viper up!!!!
Tenfold: And Captain Charisma HOOKS VIPER!!!! CC IS GOING FOR THE BIG TIME!!!! AS CAPTAIN CHARISMA CONNECTS!!!!!!!!!……. THE KILLSWITCH BITCH!!!!!!! SENDING VIPER’S HEAD CRASHING THROUGH THE CAR WINDOW!!!!!! AND CAPTAIN CHARISMA HOOKS THE LEG!!!!!! 1!!!!!!!!!………….2!!!!!!!!!…………….3!!!!!!!!.
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Tenfold: Captain Charisma has ELIMINATED VIPER!!! And As CC is seated, CC doesn’t even have enough energy to get up!!! Something is actually STOPPING CC from getting up!!! And now Killswitch steps into the ring!!!! Killswitch is staring down at Captain Charisma!!!! ….. and Killlswitch… IS EXTENDING HIS HAND!!!! AS KILLSWITCH HELPS CAPTAIN CHARISMA TO HIS FEET!!!!! CC IS UP…. AND KILLSWITCH…. WHAT THE HELL!?!!?!? KILLSWITCH DROPS TO HIS BACK!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?!?!?!
Tenfold: AND CAPTAIN CHARISMA COVERS KILLSWITCH!!! 1!!!!!!!……………2!!!!!!!!!!…………….3!!!!!!!
.( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( Captain Charisma’s music plays as Crowd Boo’s Angrily when Killswitch gets up and Both Men Celebrate )
Announcer: The winner of this match….. and STILL THE EAW CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON….. CAPTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARISMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
ARD: WHAT’S THE MEANING OF THIS!?!?!?!? DID KILLSWITCH LAY DOWN???
Tenfold: One of the most HELLACIOUS MATCHES I’VE EVER SEEN!!! but WHY!? WHY would this end this way!?!!? I thought a match like this would be IMPOSSIBLE to end this way!!!!!
ARD: HOW COULD THIS…. HOW COULD KILLSWITCH LAY DOWN FOR CAPTAIN CHARISMA!?!?!? HOW DID THIS ALL FALL OUT!?!? I DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!!
Tenfold: This was a HUGE setup!!! A MASTER PLAN to Keep Captain Charisma The EAW Champion!!! And EVERYBODY, hell, I fell for it!!! EVERYONE fell for this grand Scheme!!! Captain Charisma is STILL the EAW Champion, and this Chamber has been left a messy, bloody, destructive mess!!! Captain Charisma has DONE what NOBODY EXPECTED! Extreme Enigma was left out! Viper tried SO HARD to beat the odds!!! But it was Captain Charisma who came out victorious!!! I can’t even…
ARD: I can’t even…… I can’t believe this!!! I’m a Killswitch supporter but… but I don’t know what to say! The Fans were FOOLED, everyone backstage was FOOLED! And Captain Charisma is STILL the EAW Champion! ….
( Captain Charisma’s music is continued as both CC and Killswitch walk up the ramp, and Arena staff clean up the Chamber and the Chamber rises to the top of the Arena ) ….
ARD: Despite what has happened, ladies and Gentlemen the show must continue….
( Long-term feud recap between Mr.DEDEDE and HRDO plays, and than switches to HRDO vs DEDEDE vs Mak feud recap ) ….
Tenfold: Whatever opinion you have of any of these three guys, you HAVE to admit that this is going to be, without a doubt, one of the BIGGEST matches in the history of EAW! Its automatic! And I can’t wait to see how this match goes down!!! ….
( Mak’s music plays as Crowd Cheers when he comes out )
Announcer: This Triple Threat Match is scheduled for onefall….. introducing first!!!! …. from Montreal, Canada….. weighing in at 240 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS….. MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!!!!
ARD: He is proclaimed as this company, whether its named ACW or EAW, he is named as the _# 1 Legend in this business by man, including himself! There’s no doubt what he has done in his career, the championships, the women, the fame AND infamy! Has been in the biggest feuds and had fought in dream matches like his match against CM Bank$ two months ago! And now Mak takes his part in another match, and when Mak is in a match with another legend he has his game raised to another level! But this is TWO legend’s he is facing off at the same time!!!! … Mak looks as ready as always!!! …..
( Pyro shoots up from the Stage as Crowd Cheers as HRDO’s music plays as he comes out )
Announcer: And his opponents….. FIRST…. returning from the Depths of Hell…. weighing in at 284 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS….. H!!!!!!!!!! R!!!!!!!!! D!!!!!!!!!!! O!!!!!!!!!
Tenfold: Following HRDO’s career, I’d have to say that HRDO is the most deprived icon in this match! HRDO hasn’t held championship gold, especially World Championship gold in SUCH a long time! In fact, the last time he was World Champion was over two years ago in AWF! This win to HRDO would be a re-start to his fame! To his career! And seeing the monstrous things this man will DO for revenge, we are bound to see a waging War!!! As HRDO and Mak are already bumping heads! These men cant WAIT to fight! …
( Mr.DEDEDE’s music plays as Crowd gives a Mixed Reaction when he comes out )
Announcer: And their opponent……. from New York, New York, weighing in at 240 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS…… MISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!! DEDEDEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
ARD: Well there was only one thing that could distract these men! …
( HRDO slides out of the ring )
Tenfold: Uh Oh!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
ARD: And that was the wildcard of this whole thing! Mr.DEDEDE! And HRDO is wasting NO TIME! As HRDO runs up the ramp, and DEDEDE runs towards HRDO and both men begin trading punches!!! And HRDO quickly gets the upper hand, as DEDEDE is TRYING to hold his own, and after the 6th shot, HRDO connects the HUGE Uppercut!!! As DEDEDE spills over to a leaned position on the Guard rail on the ramp, and DEDEDE backs up and CLOTHESLINE Mr.DEDEDE into the crowd!!! And now meanwhile, Mak outside of the ring has hold of a steel chair! And as HRDO turns around and Mak STRIKES the Chair into HRDO’s skull!!! And HRDO turns around, as Mak runs the Steel Chair INTO HRDO’s spine!!! Taking him from a Vertical Base!
Tenfold: Mak took advantage of the opportunity! You canNOT win a fistfight with HRDO…. unless your name is Mak! And DEDEDE made the mistake of trying! Mak pulls HRDO up…. and Mak grabs HRDO by the head and walks him to ringside…. and DRIVES him facefirst into the Steel Ringpost!!! And Mak isn’t done, Mak backs HRDO up…. and DRIVES HRDO Shoulder first into the Ringpost!!! As HRDO rolls into the ring! DEDEDE’s holding his jaw trying to make his way out of the crowd, SHOVING people out of his way, and HRDO slowly gets up in the ring as Mak immediately climbs to the top rope! And as HRDO is up…. turns around…. and Mak LEAPS and connects a Diving Crossbody Pin!!! 1!!!!………….2!!!!…………… but HRDO kicks out! ….. and DEDEDE now slides into the ring…..
ARD: And from BEHIND, DEDEDE CLOCKS the Ringbell into the Back of Mak’s skull!!!! Not to mention its wrapped in barbedwire from the earlier match! And now DEDEDE grabs Mak, and presses him into the corner…. and connects SEVERAL SHARP KNIFE-EDGED CHOPS INTO THE STERNUM! Mak is already having trouble breathing, and DEDEDE whips Mak Shoulder first DEAD into the other ringpost! As Mak STAYS there, hurt and paralyzed! And from beind….. HRDO wraps his arms around DEDEDE’s waist and connects the German Suplex!!! And holds in the pin! 1!!!…………2!!!!……… but DEDEDE shoulders out! And now HRDO holds on!!…. And connects the SECOND German Suplex!!! And HRDO still isn’t done! HRDO goes and hits the 3RD RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! As DEDEDE ROLLS right out of the ring!!!
Tenfold: DEDEDE is practically rolling under the ring! DEDEDE is hurt from those DEVASTATING slams that HRDO is hitting harder than I’ve ever seen him hit a German!!! Now HRDO goes over to Mak, and HRDO backs Mak into the ropes….. and connects a HUGE PALM CHOP!!! No! Before the connect, Mak kicks HRDO directly in the gut! And connects a THUNDEROUS Uppercut!!! Mak rolls out of the ring, and quickly snatches a Trashcan from under the ring…. and rolls back in dropping it onto the ground…. And now Mak shifts himself in the Cutter Chin-Clutch….. and runs UP THE TURNBUCKLE, CONNECTING THE SLICED BREAD!!! RIGHT INTO THE TRASHCAN!!! HRDO’s lights have to be out!!! And Mak covers HRDO!!! 1!!!!!………..2!!!!!!………… but DEDEDE grabs the both of Mak’s legs from the outside!!!!…..
ARD: AND DEDEDE PULLS MAK GROIN FIRST INTO THE RING POST FROM THE OUTSIDE!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!
Tenfold: Well THATS a way to break a pin!!!
ARD: DEDEDE using his impeccable ring awareness! And boy did it pull through! DEDEDE pulls the trashcan out of the ring…. and pulls Mak outside of the ring as well!! And DEDEDE slides into the ring…. and DEDEDE grabs HRDO up by the head…. and connects the DEDEDE DDT!!! And that COULD be the end, but DEDEDE menacingly looks around, and rolls out of the ring…. and as Mak is on his feet, DEDEDE KNOCKS him down with the Big Boot!!! Now Mr. DEDEDE pulls the covers off of both our Announce Table and the Spanish Announce table to our left! And DEDEDE pulls out a 15 Foot Ladder! And DEDEDE raises it above his head…. and STRIKES IT DOWN INTO MAK’S MIDSECTION!!!! Good Lord!!! Now DEDEDE stands the ladder up….
Tenfold: And DEDEDE goes under the ring and pulls out another Chair…. and now DEDEDE drags Mak over and lays him flat on the Spanish Announce Table! There is EVIL Intentions on DEDEDE’s mind!!! DEDEDE has the Steel Chair in hand, and is CLIMBING up the Ladder!!! DEDEDE is SADISTIC, every time he climbs that ladder he has that crazed look in his eyes!!! And DEDEDE is at the top!!! Looking down!!! And DEDEDE is GONNA GO FOR THE WINGS OF HELL!!!!! ……
ARD: AND FROM OUT OF NOWHERE, HRDO FROM BEHIND TIPS OVER DEDEDE’S LADDER, AS DEDEDE FALLS 15 FEET THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!! MR.DEDEDE LOOKS LIKE HE FELL TO INSTANT DEATH, THE GUY ISN’T EVEN MOVING!!!! And now HRDO grabs Mak to roll him into the ring!! But HRDO still has his full attention turned to Mr.DEDEDE….. and HRDO grabs Mr.DEDEDE and lifts him up BY THE ROOTS of his hair to a Powerbomb Position!!!! …. And HRDO has Mr.DEDEDE hoisted!!!!….
Tenfold: And HRDO connects!!!! A RUNNING POWERBOMB INTO THE STEEL STEPS ON MR.DEDEDE!!!! AS DEDEDE IS DEVASTATED AND DESTROYED!!!! Now HRDO rolls into the the ring…. gets up…. and meets a HUGE!!!! HUGE RIGHT HOOK INTO THE FACE FROM MAK!!!!!!!!!! AS HRDO STANDS THERE LIKE AN UPROOTED TREE READY TO FALL OVER!!!!!! HRDO WAS JUST HIT WITH WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL THE MAKNOCKOUT, AND HRDO IS STILL STANDING!!!
ARD: HRDO MIGHT BE KNOCKED OUT AND STILL STANDING!!!! And Mak whips HRDO into the turnbuckle…. and Mak connects a TURNBUCKLE Clothesline!!! Mak is hurt, and is trying to recatch himself because of breathing problems he might have from that ladder shot! And now Mak whips HRDO to the opposite turnbuckle…. and Mak runs FULLSPEED and connects the Turnbuckle Clothesline again!!!! And Mak shifts himself and connects a quick Bulldog out of the corner!!!!
Tenfold: No!!!! HRDO pushes Mak out…. and as Mak comes back HRDO catches him!!! AND HRDO HIDES THE SPINNING SIDEWALK SLAM!!! THE TERROR POCKET!!!! HRDO CAUGHT MAK IN HIS TRACKS!!!! AND BOTH MEN ARE FLAT ON THEIR BACKS!!! HRDO RAN OFF SOMETHING FURTHER THAN ADRENALINE, FURTHER THAN WILLPOWER TO SEAL THE DEAL!!!! Mr.DEDEDE is TREMBLING outside!!! He’s down and practically out of the match!!! And HRDO rolls over and DROPS HIS ARM over Mak’s torso!!! 1!!!!!!!…………………2!!!!!!!!………………….. BUT MAK SHOULDERS OUT!!!!
ARD: Oh my GOD I cant believe it!!! These men have kicked out of eachothers finishers in I’d say the last minute or two! These guys are drained!!! And now HRDO is posed!!! HRDO wants to finish this bad boy off!!! HRDO wants to capture his first massive win in literally YEARS!!!! But Mak is taking an awful long time to reach his feet!!! And now Mak is pulling himself up with the ROPES!!!!
Tenfold: There is FIRE in HRDO’s eyes!!! But from behind!!!! MR.DEDEDE SLIDES INTO THE RING, WITH A STEEL CHAIR IN HAND!!!! And DEDEDE runs and BASHES IT INTO THE BACK OF HRDO’S SKULL!!!! … But HRDO SHIFTS out of the way!!!! And instead the Chairshot connects into MAK’S SKULL!!!! SENDING MAK OUT OF THE RING!
ARD: And now DEDEDE turns around, and SWINGS THE CHAIR TOWARDS HRDO…. BUT DEDEDE IS WEAK, AND HRDO PUNCHES IT RIGHT OUT OF HIS HANDS!!! And HRDO SMACKS HIS HAND AROUND DEDEDE’S THROAT!!! AND HRDO IS CHOKING DEDEDE OUT….. AND HRDO THROWS DEDEDE’S ARM OVER HIS SHOULDER, AND CONNECTS THE CHOKESLAM!!!!! Outside of the ring Mak is Battered and is Bloodied!!! And HRDO grabs the paralyzed DEDEDE, and HRDO LOCKS IN!!!! THE SANDTRAP!!!! THE CROSSFACE ALSO KNOWN AS THE SANDTRAP!!!!! AND DEDEDE IS IN A FIGHT FOR HIS LIFE!!!!
Tenfold: DEDEDE IS TRYING TO HOLD ON, TRYING TO CALL WITH ONE ARM TO THE ROPES THAT ARE SO FAR AWAY!!! And now Mak from the outside is CRAWLING towards the Apron!!!! And is CLAWING his way onto the Apron!!!! ….. BUT ITS TOO LATE, MR.DEDEDE TAPS OUT!!!!! DEDEDE TAPS OUT!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( HRDO’s music plays as Crowd Cheers when HRDO pain stakingly celebrates )
Announcer: The winner of this match!!!!!……. H!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R!!!!!!!!!!!! D!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tenfold: AT LONG LAST!!!! HRDO HAS EMERGED FROM THIS TRIPLE THREAT MATCH VICTORIOUS!!!
ARD: AFTER ALL THIS TIME!!!
Tenfold: IT WAS LITERALLY YEARS SINCE THE LAST TIME HRDO HAS HAD A HUGE VICTORY LIKE THIS!!! But HRDO has FINALLY done it!!! FINALLY captured the big win!!!! And this big win came at Mr.DEDEDE’s expense! And at Mak’s disappointment! Mr.DEDEDE could NOT continue!!! NOT bear the pain of that Sand Trap Crossface! AND HRDO can walk out of Road To Redemption with his head high, and his future HIGHER!!!
ARD: And its about time!!! All 3 of these men battled with everything they HAD! But HRDO searched with everything inside him! And HRDO can PROUDLY hold this victory in his, what some could say DEPRIVED Resume!!! Great night for HRDO!!! …
Tenfold: Oh Man, that was an AMAZING effort from all 3 guys! I didn’t think ANYTHING could cap the Dynasty Chamber until this contest!!! …
(Highlights of the MK vs. HBB feud play)
(Highlights of the storied Jaywalker vs. CM BANK$ feud play)
(Highlights of the MK vs. HBB feud play)
(Camera fades into the arena as the Chamber is shown in the shadows and the spotlight is on the World Heavyweight Championship hanging from the top of the chamber)
ETR: Welcome back to ringside everyone and now it’s time… it’s time for our MAIN EVENT of this ALREADY AMAZING FPV! The traditional Showdown Extreme Elimination Chamber!
DP: My question is.. will it be able to top last year’s chamber matches? I don’t know if that’s possible! Showdown’s chamber last year was FULL of EXTREME surprises and I couldn’t believe my eyes at some of the things that happened inside of that brutal structure!
ETR: We saw men BUSTED OPEN… Blood POURING from their bodies… it took EVERY SINGLE ONE of those men to their limits… Hell, we even saw a FINGER CUT OFF WITH A CHAINSAW!! If these guys are planning to top last year’s chamber match… all I can say is, we’re in for one hell of a ride tonight!
DP: Well one of the big factors that’s different from last year’s match… is the new and innovative idea of the World Heavyweight Championship HANGING from the ceiling of this chamber! The extremists can win, eliminating the rest of the extremists by PINFALL or SUBMISSION… OR.. They can SCALE their way up the chamber to the top and unhook the title from the top of this dome to secure their victory!
ETR: I’m SURE that will play a HUGE part in this match tonight! It looks like we’re almost ready to start this thing!
Ring Announcer: The following contest is an EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH! And it is for the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!! There will be SIX extremists in this match with 2 men starting it out in the ring… the other 4 will be locked in their respective pods.. Every FIVE minutes one of these men will be released from their pod to join the rest of the extremists in the ring… The last man standing in the ring… OR the first to unhook the title from the top of the chamber will be crowned the NEW… WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
(MK’s music hits as he comes out with his World Heavyweight Championship)
ETR: Here comes the champ himself!!!
Ring Announcer: Entering first.. from Long Island, New York… weighing in at 247 pounds… THE CHAMPION… MMMMMMM…… KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
DP: These odds DO NOT look good for the champ, MK tonight… he’s going up against FIVE other extremists who are ALL gunning for him and his title! And now that the Heart Break Boy added his own little addition to this match with the title hanging from the top, it just makes it even harder for MK to defend his title tonight..
ETR: MK’s a fighting champ… He proved that last week on Showdown after CHALLENGING the Heart Break Boy to a title match the week before… And he walked out with the title still around his waist… I’m sure he’s gonna do the best he can to achieve those same results tonight.. and look in his hands! He’s got a FIRE EXTINGUISHER!
DP: Well that weapon will certainly play a role in this match.. It looks like the Champ is gonna be one of the two men starting this out too! That makes it EVEN HARDER for MK to fight through this thing to the end and come out with that title still belonging to him!
(Regulator’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: Introducing second.. from Dayton, Ohio.. weighing in at 265 pounds… REGGGGGGGUULAATORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
ETR: And here comes Reg… We saw him return to EAW at Territorial Invasion, challenging Captain Charisma for the EAW Championship… although he came up short in that match, he’s been tearing it up on Showdown since his return to his home brand.. and tonight he’s challenging for it’s top prize!
DP: Reg is only one of the large amount of great competitors on the Showdown brand… And that will only help him tonight… but look at the weapon Reg is bringing! He’s got himself a Barbed Wire BASEBALL BAT.. and a small bag?
ETR: I wonder what’s inside that bag of his… But whatever it is, he’s looking for his first big World Title here in EAW and after being screwed out of Dynasty’s Extreme Elimination Chamber last year… he’s looking to avenge himself this year in Showdown’s chamber…
(CM BANK$’ music hits)
Ring Announcer: Making his way down to the ring at this time… from New Jersey.. weighing in at 220 pounds…. C.. M.. BAAAAAAAAAAAANKKKKKKK$$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DP: Here’s the former Chairman of EAW.. CM Bank$! On Showdown we saw him put on a GREAT match with his long-time rival, Jaywalker.. one of the most extreme matches I’ve seen in a while and in the end.. BOTH were able to qualify for this here Chamber match tonight! But let’s take a look at Bank$’ weapon.. :O
ETR: CM Bank$ has.. a SLEDGEHAMMER! That will definitely help him out tonight! Jay and Bank$ still have rough feelings for each other and the best way to show those feelings in this business… is inside the most extreme match ever to take place in the history of EAW!
(Matt Ryder’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: Making his way down to the ring… from Long Island, New York.. weighing in at 230 pounds… MAAAATTTTTTT RYYYYYYYYDERRRRRRRR!!!!!
ETR: Here’s Matt Ryder! Matt lately hasn’t been doing much, but after Nik-e-G was banned from the building tonight, Matt Ryder won HBB’s challenge beating out Hova in the end to earn his way into the chamber as Nik’s replacement! Will he be able to pull out an upset and become THE youngest World Heavyweight Champion in EAW history?
DP: And look in Matt’s hands! Matt has brought out here a GLASS TABLE! He’s prepared for this match and maybe, with the help of that viscous weapon, he can pull this one out for himself.. what a career booster!
(Jaywalker’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: Next entering down to the ring… from Scarborough, Canada… weighing in at 240 pounds… JAYYYYYYYYYWALKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
ETR: Jaywalker! As we mentioned earlier.. Jaywalker and CM Bank$ locked up in a very competitive match a few weeks ago and it ended up a draw… with BOTH of them qualifying for this match tonight… and after losing the title to MK a while back, Jaywalker is hungry to be on top once again…
DP: He’s one of the top guys in this match tonight.. and yes.. he wants that title to be around HIS waist again… and if he’s able to win here tonight… it would mark the beginning of his FOURTH reign as the World Heavyweight Champion! And I’ll tell you what can help him out with that.. He’s coming out with a STEEL CHAIN in his hands! That’ll do some damage!
(The Heart Break Boy’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: Introducing the final entrant… from San Antonio, Texas.. weighing in at 220 pounds… The ACW UNDISPUTED CORRUPTION CHAMPION… THEEE HEAAAAAAARRTTTTTT BREAAAAKKKKKKKK BOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
ETR: And here he is.. the man who’s been giving the current champ an extremely hard time over the past few months.. the Heart Break Boy… and after failing to win the World Heavyweight Championship in a one on one match with MK a few weeks ago.. He’s looking to accomplish his longtime goal of capturing the title… tonight..
DP: Well HBB looks very serious as he enters into the chamber… it looks like he’s ready for tonight’s match… Hell, look what he’s hoisting into the ring! He’s got an old TELEVISION! I wonder who’s skill that will crush tonight..
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
ETR: Well whoever it is, isn’t in for a very good time.. But the pods are CLOSED… MK and Regulator go FACE TO FACE in the middle of the ring as the rest of the extremists settle into their pods… These two are going to be the FIRST two extremists to start this thing out…
DP: MK drops his Fire Extinguisher and sends Regulator off the ropes to kick this match off! Reg rebounds back toward the current champ and.. MK ducks and leans in for a Back Body Drop on Reg! But hold up a second! Reg stops short and quickly swings a LOUD kick into the face of MK! The rattled MK’s brains! MK is knocked off balance for a second as Regulator once again heads off the ropes! And Regulator goes for a Running Lariat on the off balance World Heavyweight Champion! But watch out! MK ducks underneath the arm of Reg and scoops up his fire extinguisher from the canvas as Reg turns around!
ETR: AND MK BASHES THAT FIRE EXTINGUISHER INTO THE SKULL OF REGULATOR!! REG IS KNOCKED OUT ON THE CANVAS AFTER GETTING HIS CRANIUM CRUSHED WITH THAT FIRE EXTINGUISHER! What’s MK thinking about now? He’s got a suspicious smirk on his face.. Look at this! MK IS SPRAYING THE CONTENTS OF THAT FIRE EXTINGUISHER INTO THE GROIN OF REG!! THAT’S ALMOST 100 POUNDS OF WATER PRESSURE BEING UNLEASHED IN BETWEEN THE LEGS OF REGULATOR! I CAN GUARANTEE REG ISN’T HAVING A VERY GOOD TIME IN THIS SITUATION!
DP: Well thank you for that intelligent statement, ETR, but Reg is rolling on the ground, searching for the ropes to help pull himself back up to his feet! MK is following close behind as Reg gets to the ropes and grabs the middle rope to aid him to his feet.. MK and Reg lock up and Reg pushes MK back into the corner as his back slams against the turnbuckles.. Reg slaps a sharp knife edge chop into the unprotected chest of the current Champ! And what’s this?!? Reg reaches for his BAT! Reg takes his bat and he reaches into that small bag he brought into this match with the bat! Reg takes out… A TUBE OF GASOLINE AND PACK OF MATCHES!!! Reg pours the gasoline over the head of the bat and he LIGHTS the match! HIS BAT IS FLAMING AT THE TOP!
ETR: Reg is still limping slightly from getting that blast from the fire extinguisher in the groin.. but he takes his bat and he SWINGS directly at MK’s skull with that FLAMING BASEBALL BAT!! But wait! MK ducks underneath his swing! MK grabs his Fire Extinguisher and he squeezes the nozzle! MK sprays that Fire Extinguisher once again at Reg and he PUTS OUT the flame on the bat!
DP: Reg is on wobbly legs! MK GRABS him from behind and locks him into a Full Nelson! And MK quickly converts it into a Full Nelson Slam as Reg collides back first with the canvas! MK grabs the bat and he presses is across the throat of the ailing extremist! MK is CHOKING REG OUT with his own weapon he brought into this Extreme Elimination Chamber!
ETR: That bat is pressed hard against his adam’s apple and MK is pulling HARD on that bat.. Almost HANGING Reg using that bat as a noose! Reg’s face is turning bright red! MK is ruthless!
DP: Well we all know that these men will do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING to win tonight! This is for the World Heavyweight Championship! MK isn’t letting his title leave his waist very easily!
ETR: But these extremists won’t go down so easily either! MK stands up and PULLS Reg up with him using that bat! MK tosses the bat down to the canvas.. and Reg goes for a quick kick into the gut of MK as he turns back around!
DP: But look at this! MK CATCHES the foot of Reg before it connects! MK takes Reg’s leg and… MK FLIPS REG… UP! AND OVER THE TOP ROPE AS HE CRASHES DOWN TO THE CHAMBER FLOOR! Reg slowly gets up to his knees as MK comes over and helps him up the rest of the way.. MK takes Reg and.. HE BASHES HIS SKULL INTO THE CHAMBER WALL! THE STRONG, SOLID UNFORGIVING STEEL AND TITANIUM!
ETR: This chamber is over 6 TONS in weight and many people call this match a death trap! So many gruesome things have happened in past chamber matches.. there’s even been a FINGER LOST in this type of match!
DP: This is as extreme as they come.. but now MK has the head of Regulator and is GRINDING IT UP AGAINST THE WALL OF THE CHAMBER.. REG’S FACE IS BEING TORN APART AS MK NOW SCOOPS HIM UP AND SLAMS HIM HARD DOWN ON THE CHAMBER FLOOR!
ETR: MK goes for the pin outside of the chamber! He hopes to eliminated Reg before anyone else can get involved in this match! The referee runs over for count the pin! ONE! TWO! …. But Reg SOMEHOW kicks out of that pin! And, hey Prez.. take a look at the countdown clock! The next entrant is about to come into this match!
(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4…)
DP: MK is smashing hard fists into the face of Reg as the clock continues to wind down!
(3… 2… 1… BUZZZZZZZZZ!!!)
(The Heart Break Boy’s pod opens)
ETR: THE HEART BREAK BOY! HBB IS THE NEXT TO COME INTO THIS MATCH AND WE ALL KNOW HE HAS HISTORY WITH BOTH REG AND MK! THIS SHOULD ONLY INTENSIFY WHAT GOES DOWN TONIGHT! And here he comes hoisting that old TV into the ring as he comes running in with it, holding it behind his back as he slowly approaches MK… MK goes for a kick to the gut of HBB… BUT HBB SLINGS THAT TV OVER HIS SHOULDER AND CRUSHES IT OVER THE HEAD OF MK!!
DP: MK COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS AFTER THAT SHOT! HIS HEAD WENT THROUGH THAT TV SCREEN! A very unique but effective weapon HBB brought into this match tonight… It really did the job there! HBB helps MK to his feet and he smashes a fist into the skull of MK… HBB kicks MK in the gut and he sends MK into the ropes! MK rebounds back toward HBB as HBB scoops him up! INVERTED ATOMIC DROP CONNECTED!
ETR: That’s vintage HBB there as MK is knocked a little off balance… AND HBB KICKS UP FOR SWEET CHIN MUSI– HBB just faked a Sweet Chin Music.. that’s some more classic HBB and he’s standing there laughing.. MK though, doesn’t look very happy… MK gets back up to his feet after falling to the mat in attempt to duck the Sweet Chin Music.. And he and HBB lock up! HBB pushes MK back into the corner.. and he slaps a backhand chop into his chest!
DP: MK seems angry now as he turns toward HBB and PUSHES him away! MK sprints out of the corner and connects a Lou Thesz Press on the Heart Break Boy!! He’s SMASHING repeated fists into the face of HBB! MK and HBB have gone through a lot in the last few months! And MK is now letting out all of his anger as he’s not even slowing down, smashing those closed fists into the cranium of HBB! This match is definitely an emotional one!
ETR: WHOA WHOA WAIT ONE SECOND! REG IS HANGING UPSIDE DOWN FROM THE DOME OF THE CHAMBER! HE’S SCALING THIS MASSIVE THING TO GET TO THE TITLE! HE CAN BE CHAMP RIGHT HERE BEFORE EVERYONE IS EVEN OUT OF THEIR PODS!
DP: REG HAS GOTTEN TO THE TITLE AND IS NOW TRYING TO UNHOOK IT FROM THE CHAMBER CEILING! HE’S HANGING FROM THE TITLE AND MK IS QUICKLY SCALING UP THE CHAMBER IN ATTEMPT TO STOP HIM! MK SCAMPERS UP THE CHAMBER WALL, BEING CAREFUL NOT TO MISSTEP AND FALL.. BUT HE’S MAKING HIS WAY TOWARD REG! REG IS STRUGGLING TO UNHOOK THAT BELT WHILE HOLDING ON TO IT FOR HIS LIFE IN THIS MATCH AT THE SAME TIME!
ETR: MK is slowly making his way over to the struggling Regulator.. and MK kicks at Reg while holding into the top of the chamber! MK is trying to save his title from being taken from him right here and he’s said before he’ll do ANYTHING in order to do that!
DP: MK SWINGS HIS LEGS INTO REG.. AND– LOOK! REG IS NOW HOLDING ON WITH ONE HAND! HE’S LITERALLY DANGLING FROM THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER! AND MK KICKS ONCE AGAIN! MK NAILS A KICK INTO THE HAND REG WAS USING TO HOLD ON TO THE CHAMBER! REG IS KNOCKED OFF THE CHAMBER!!! BUT LOOK! HE GRABBED MK’S LEG WITH HIS OTHER HAND!!!! BOTH MEN GO CRASHING DOWN INTO THE MAT AS HBB IS BACK TO HIS FEET! MK AND REG CRASH RIGHT IN FRONT OF HBB AND HBB CAN’T BELIEVE HIS EYES! HE QUICKLY GOES FOR THE PIN ON THE CURRENT CHAMP MK! THIS COULD BE THE FIRST ELIMINATION! OOOOOONEEE.. TWOOOOOOO,
DP: But MK somehow kicks out! HBB seems angry as he BASHES his forearm into the face of MK and pushes down his shoulders! HBB goes for the pin once again! Could this be a pinfall?!? ONE! TWO! But once again.. MK kicks out! HBB gets up to his feet and is holding his head in frustration and the countdown clock appears on the screen once again! Time for another one of these extremists to join them in the chamber!
(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!)
(CM Bank$’ pod opens)
DP: C.. M.. BAAANK$!!! He sprints into this match with his sledgehammer in hand and he CHARGES right at HBB.. SPEARING that sledgehammer into his gut! HBB leans over in pain as Bank$ ruthlessly SPIKES the handle of his sledgehammer into the SPINE of the Heart Break Boy!
ETR: Banks making an impact coming into this chamber and getting things done right away! MK is up but a little out of it as Banks SWINGS his sledgehammer into MK’s gut! Banks drops the sledgehammer and drops MK back down to the canvas with a DDT!!
DP: What a maneuver by CM Bank$! Reg is up to his knees and Banks brings him up to his feet… Banks knees Reg in the gut and pulls him over to the corner turnbuckle by his hair! What’s he got in mind?!?
ETR: And Bank$ BASHES the skull of Reg into the top of that turnbuckle pole! A shot like that can FRACTURE you skull! Banks smashes the head of Reg once more into the pole and now pushes him back against the ropes! Banks is holding Reg back against the ropes! What’s going on?!? Banks lets go of Reg as Reg snaps back up RIGHT into an elbow from CM Bank$!! That’s a smart and effective move right there! MK and HBB are both back up to their feet and look at this! HBB and MK shake hands as they both team up! They charge toward CM Bank$ and take him down with a double clothesline! That’s a strange team right there!
DP: But it won’t last much longer! MK lands a kick into the gut of the Heart Break Boy! He lifts him up and he CONNECTS a Seated Side Slam, sending HBB down to the mat as Reg slowly is getting up to his feet! MK gets up and he goes up to Reg.. he scoops him up and onto his shoulders! Reg is being just BULLIED by MK here as MK is SPINNING in circles with Reg on his shoulders! Reg is sure to be dizzy after this!
ETR: MK dumps Reg over the top ropes and stands him up on the outside of the ring! Reg looks to be dizzy and lightheaded as he wobbles around without knowing where he is.. and he collapses down onto the chamber floor! MK turns around into a forearm smash from HBB! HBB lands a knee into his gut and he Irish whips him off the ropes… HBB JUMPS into the air as MK heads back and he downs him with a very impressive hurricanrana!
DP: HBB jumps back up to his feet and Banks is there waiting for him as he brings him into a sleeper hold! Banks brings HBB in and he converts the sleeper into an Over the Shoulder Neck Snap!
ETR: Nice move from CM Bank$!! MK and Reg are both slowly getting back up to their feet… CM Bank$ CHRAGES toward them and he attempts to take them down with a double clothesline!
DP: But Reg and MK duck! Banks turns around as MK and Reg both kick him in the gut! Reg and MK hoist up Banks and go for a Double Suplex!! But look! Banks has landed on his feet! Banks smiles as he knees Reg in the gut and tosses him into the corner! MK wants in the action as he goes for Banks– BUT HBB HITS SWEET CHIN MUSIC ON MK OUT OF NOWHERE!! Banks just left MK for HBB! HBB goes for the pin on MK and this could mark the end of his reign as champion RIGHT HERE and RIGHT NOW! HBB has the leg hooked for the pin! OOONNNNNE! TWOOOO!
ETR: But MK pulls his shoulders up off the mat using the ropes! MK pushes HBB off of him and both men return to their feet… Banks is working on Reg in the corner as HBB lands a kick into the gut of MK.. and lifts him up for a Snap Suplex! And it’s connected! CM Banks is nailing Reg with some Should Thrusts in the corner and now connects a back elbow into the side of his head! Banks backs off of the corner a few steps.. AND HE CHARGES RIGHT BACK TOWARD REG!
DP: BANK$ CONNECTS THE HIGH KNEE TO HIS CORNERED OPPONENT! Banks brings Reg into a headlock.. and he finishes off with a bulldog, making Regulator eat some canvas! HBB is working on MK, he’s pressing hard down on his shoulder with his arm pressed back.. and look at this! HBB releases the hold and smacks a SHARP kick right into the chest of MK, snapping the seated MK back down to the mat!
ETR: HBB heads over to his TV.. He grabs the wire from the back of it and drags it over toward MK! HBB SLINGS the TV over his shoulder by the wire and CRUSHES it into MK’s abdomen! HBB drops to his knees, still holding the TV wire and he lifts MK up into a kneeling position… HBB takes the TV wire and he WRAPS IT AROUND MK’S NECK! HBB TIGHTENS THE WIRE AND HE’S TRYING TO CHOKE MK OUT!
DP: HBB tightens that wire and you can see MK GASPING for air! He’s definitely having trouble breathing with that wire CONSTRICTING his entire throat! HBB jabs his knee into MK’s spine to make this even more painful! MK’s face is turning PURPLE!! If he passes out, HBB can hook the leg for the pin and he’s DONE in this match up.. his World Heavyweight Championship reign will be OVER!
ETR: HBB FINALLY releases the wire and MK falls down to the canvas, choking and gasping for any air he can get! The countdown clock appears on the titantron! 10 seconds until one more extremist enters this match!
(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!)
(Matt Ryder’s pod opens)
DP: MATT RYDER! We saw Matt gain entrance into the chamber earlier tonight after winning HBB’s challenge to replace Nik-e-G in this chamber match! This IS the biggest match in Matt’s career and I’m sure he’d love to take advantage of that! Matt heads into the ring with his BARBED WIRE TABLE! He drops the table and he lifts Reg up from the canvas! What’s Matt doing?!? Matt lands a kick into Regulator’s gut and brings him in!
ETR: MATT CONNECTS THE LONG ISLAND LIFETIME! THE REVERSE STO! Reg’s skull was just CRUSHED into the canvas as Matt quickly turns himself around and hooks the leg of Regulator! ONE! TWO! THREE!!! MATT’S DONE IT! MATT HAS ELIMINATED REGULATOR FROM THIS MATCH AND HE’S ONE STEP CLOSER TO CASHING IN ON THIS HUGE OPPORTUNITY HE HAS TONIGHT!
Announcer: Regulator has been eliminated!
DP: REG IS GONE! VERY impressive by Matt Ryder, already eliminating one of Showdown’s BEST extremists! Matt jumps back to his feet and he catches the eye of CM Bank$! Banks kicks Matt in the gut and goes for a Belly to Back Suplex! And it’s connected! NO! WAIT! Matt has landed on his feet! Matt goes for a Spinning Heel-kick on CM Bank$!!
ETR: But hold on! Banks catches his leg! CM Bank$ pulls it in and he perfectly executes an impressive Dragon Leg Whip on Matt Ryder! CM Banks begins to unleash multiple fists into the skull of Matt Ryder as MK starts to get up! MK quickly grabs his Fire Extinguisher on his way back up to his feet and HBB doesn’t notice! HBB goes to grab the head of MK but LOOK OUT! MK JUMPS UP AND CLOCKS HBB IN THE SKULL WITH THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!! What a shot! HBB collapses to the canvas as MK is heading over to the door of the chamber! What’s he doing?! MK takes his Fire Extinguisher and he SMASHES it into the lock on the chamber door!
DP: Is MK trying to escape the chamber?!? He’s UNLEASHING all of his power into jamming that Fire Extinguisher into that padlock on the door! MK repeatedly crushes that thing into the lock! AND LOOK AT THIS! THE LOCK BREAKS OPEN AFTER ONE LAST SHOT WITH MK’S FIRE EXTINGUISHER! MK PUSHES open the door of this chamber and he jumps out of the chamber! MK stars heading back up the ramp! Is he LEAVING?!?
ETR: MK HAS GONE BACKSTAGE!! I THINK HE HAS LEFT THIS MATCH! DID HE REALLY JUST SACRAFICE HIS TITLE?!? THE BELT IS STILL HANGING ABOVE THE RING!! He just left it there! HBB is still knocked out on the canvas as Matt has now taken over control on CM Bank$.. he has him in the corner and is up on the second turnbuckle, hitting repeated shots into the skull of Banks!
DP: HBB slowly begin to get up to his feet and he sees Matt busy with CM Bank$ in the corner! MK has LEFT this match and HBB suddenly has a smile on his face! He’s back to his feet and he makes his way over to the chamber wall! HBB is trying to climb up the chamber! He’s going for the belt at the top of this chamber! HBB is about half way up the chamber wall as CM Banks notices he’s making a break for the title!
ETR: Banks pushes Matt Ryder off of him and he sprints toward the Heart Break Boy! HBB isn’t too far up the chamber yet as Banks grabs his legs! Banks PULLS HBB onto his shoulders!! CM Banks has HBB in his clutches… and he connects a POWERBOMB down onto the steel Chamber floor!! CM Banks turns around as he heads back toward Matt Ryder… but.. Matt Ryder isn’t there!
DP: Banks looks around.. and he sees Matt Ryder waiting on the top rope!! MATT JUMPS FROM THE TOP ROPE RIGHT AT CM BANK$!! THIS COULD BE HUGE FOR MATT!!
ETR: … NOT! CM BANK$ CATCHES MATT RYDER ON HIS SHOULDERS! CM Bank$ smiles and he tosses Matt of his shoulders and down RIGHT INTO THE KNEE!! GTR CONNECTED!!! GO.. TO.. RETIREMENT!!!
DP: CM Bank$ drops to his knees and hooks the leg of Matt Ryder for the pin! This could be all for Matt Ryder in this one as the referee slides in to makes the count! ONE! TWO! THREE!!!
Announcer: Matt Ryder has been eliminated!
DP: And just as Matt is eliminated… the countdown clock appears on the screen! Jaywalker is the only man left who hasn’t joined us as the clock winds down! Jay is waiting to get out of his pod!
(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!)
ETR: Jay’s pod opens and– Wait a second! Jay uses his Steel Chain that he brought into this match and he’s TYING his pod door to the side of the chamber! He’s not ready to come out yet! He just tied his pod shut!
DP: CM Banks looks confused as Jay is laughing at him… Jay is pointing behind CM Banks from his pod.. and CM Bank$ suddenly has a worried look sweep across his face! CM BANK$ TURNS AROUND!
ETR: SWEET CHIN MUSIC! HE TURNED RIGHT INTO SOME SWEET CHIN MUSIC FROM THE HEART BREAK BOY AS BANKS COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! THIS COULD BE IT FOR BANK$ AS HBB FALLS ACROSS HIS MOTIONLESS BODY FOR THE PIN! HERE’S THE COUNT! ONE! TWO! THREE!!!
Announcer: CM Bank$ has been eliminated!
ETR: BANK$ HAS JUST BEEN ELIMINATED BY THE HEART BREAK BOY! HBB jumps up now as it’s only him and Jaywalker in the ring! But Jay is still locked in his pod! HBB looks up at the World Heavyweight Championship hanging above the ring… HBB sprints over to the chamber door and grabs the lock MK busted open! He takes it over to Jay’s pod and LOOK! HBB PUTS THE LOCK ON JAY’S POD! HE LOCKS HIM INSIDE HIS POD!!! I can’t believe this! HBB just guaranteed himself the win! He’s beginning to climb up the chamber! THE TITLE IS ALL HIS! JAY CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT AND EVERYONE ELSE IS GONE!
DP: BUT HEY! LOOK AT THIS! MK IS COMING BACK DOWN THE RAMP AND HE HAS A HUGE STORAGE CART FILLED WITH WEAPONS! HE’S SPRINTING BACK, WHEELING THAT STORAGE CART DOWN TO THE RING!!! IT MAY BE TOO LATE THOUGH!! HBB IS HANGING UPSIDE DOWN FROM THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER! HE’S TRYING TO UNHOOK THAT CHAMPIONSHIP!! ….. BUT MK TAKES A LADDER FROM HIS CART OF WEAPONS!! HE BRINGS IT INTO THE RING AND DROPS IT ON THE CANVAS… AND HE GOES OVER TO MATT’S BARBED WIRE TABLE!!
ETR: MK sets the Barbed Wire Table right underneath where HBB is hanging! MK doesn’t have much time! MK smiles and he goes and picks up the tube of gasoline Regulator brought into this and empties the rest of it onto the barbed wire table!! MK lights a match and throws it onto the table and it goes up in flames!!! HBB looks extremely worried as he’s struggling to unhook that title from the top of the chamber… But now MK goes over to the ladder he took from the storage cart! What in the hell is he doing now?!?
DP: MK takes that ladder and he swings it at HBB!! MK IS JABBING THAT LADDER INTO THE HEART BREAK BOY!! AND HBB IS NOW ONLY HOLDING ON WITH ONE HAND!! MK TAKES ONE LAST SWING WITH THAT LADDER AND HBB IS KNOCKED OFF THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER! HBB FALLS DOWN AND HE COLLAPSES THROUGH THE FLAMING BARBED WIRE TABLE THAT MK SET UP RIGHT UNDER HIM!!! HBB IS BURNING IN THOSE FLAMES AND BLEEDING FROM THE BARBED WIRE!! THIS IS INSANE!!
ETR: MK DRAGS HBB OUT OF THE BLOODY MESS BY HIS FOOT AND HE GOES FOR THE PIN ON THE HEART BREAK BOY!! HBB IS DONE!! HERES THE PIN FROM MK! ONE! TWO! THREE!!!
Announcer: The Heart Break Boy has been eliminated!
ETR: HBB eliminated by MK! And now it’s just MK and Jay… But Jay is LOCKED inside his pod! He has nowhere to go as MK leaves the chamber.. and he grabs a 2×4 piece of wood from his storage cart filled with weapons! He brings it into the ring!! MK takes that 2 x 4 and he smiles… Jay is staring back at MK.. looking worried.. He has nowhere to go!! MK has that 2×4 in his hand and he CHARGES AT JAYWALKER’S POD!! MK SMASHES THAT 2X4 THROUGH THE GLASS POD! HE USED IT AS A BATTERING RAM AND JAMS IT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE GLASS POD AND INTO JAY’S ABDOMEN!
DP: THE GLASS SHATTERED AND FLEW RIGHT AT JAY AS HE GOT CRUSHED WITH THAT PIECE OF WOOD! THAT GLASS PIERCED HIS SKIN AND NOW JAY IS BLEEDING IN MULTIPLE PLACES! MK ENTERS JAYWALKER’S POD AND COVERS HIM FOR THE PIN! MK RETAINS!! MK RETAINS!!! THIS IS IT!! HERE’S THE COUNT! ONE! TWO! THREE!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Announcer: Jaywalker has been eliminated! YOUR WINNER! AND STILLLLLL… THE EAW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORRRRRLDDDDD… M… KKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Mister K’s music hits as he slowly rises and his handed his WHC )
ETR: MK has retained his championship! He takes the ladder he used to knock down HBB and he sets it up right underneath his championship which is hanging from the top of the chamber…
DP: MK climbs up the ladder and sits at the top as he carefully unhooks his title! He puts it over his shoulder and raises his arms to the crowd, celebrating his HUGE victory here tonight!
ETR: MK comes down the ladder and he raises his World Heavyweight Championship to the huge crowd we have on hand tonight! And he turns to exit the chamber—
DP: SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC ON MK!!! FROM THE HEART BREAK BOY!!!
ETR: WHAT THE HELL?!? HBB SOMEHOW GOT UP AFTER GOING THROUGH THAT FLAMING BARBED WIRE TABLE AND THROUGH THE BURNS AND THE BLOOD… HE JUST SUPERKICKED MK!!!
DP: HBB takes MK’s World Heavyweight Championship and puts it over his shoulder… HBB’s music hits as he exits the chamber.. he has a very angry look on his face as he heads backstage with the World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder..
ETR: Damn.. I can’t believe what I just saw… HBB is walking away with MK’s World title after that FANTASTIC match… MK retained and HBB has his title as we speak!!
DP: Well that was a great match.. and it was a terrific way to close out a great event…
ETR: You got that right, Prez… DP and the rest of the EAW crew.. I’m Edge & TNA Rocks… Remember to tune in to the next Showdown and Dynasty episodes for the backlash of this awesome FPV! Goodnight everyone!
(Camera fades slowly over the hardcore mess inside of the Elimination Chamber)
(EAW copyright logo pops on the screen and everything fades to black. )
( EAW logo buzzes )