(EAW intro plays)
Narrator: In all paths there is pain… and in all pain there is a source…
(A flash of the outside of the Extreme Elimination Chamber cuts across the screen.)
Narrator: Here… there is a path that is taken… a path of suffering… that leads to the purest source of pain…
(We see flashes of the inside of the chamber, including pod doors slamming shut.)
Narrator: A man made hell where the world’s most powerful gladiators go to battle…
(We see images of the EAW Championship, the World Heavyweight Championship, the Answers World Championship, and the Specialists Championship flash by the screen.)
Narrator: A hell where many enter… but only one may exit…
(Mr. DEDEDE, TLA, Charlie Marr, and Darcy May Morgan all appear on the screen.)
Narrator: To the one who survives… immortal glory awaits…
(We see flashes of Drake King branding the Heart Break Boy, Andrea Valentine choking Serena Bennett with a chain, APOCALYPSE powerbombs Erebus Jennings through the ring, Rex McAllister pulls a barbed wire bat against Impact’s throat.)
Narrator: And the rest… simply torment and sorrow…
(We see a final panning shot of the chamber lit by a strobe light.)
Narrator: For on this night… we close one chapter… to begin something new…
(Various competitors for the Extreme Enigma Battle Royal are seen.)
Narrator: Those seeking to protect their future… or rebuild it in their vision…
(We see the recent confrontations between Veena Adams and Consuela Rose Ava.)
Narrator: Those who have been a part of history… and those looking to make history…
(Lethal Consequences holds up the National Elite Championship and we are recent clips from Osamu Arcichida and Angel de Plata jr.)
Narrator: Old rivalries drug back into the light of day…
(We see Sienna Jade helping Impact against TLA before cutting to Serena Bennett spearing her through the Glass Wallz structure and brawling with her.)
Narrator: Or fresh faces seeking to rise to the challenge…
(Clips of Dr. Bethany Blue and Jesse Barlow are seen.)
Narrator: The ones who were held back, and the ones who have just broken through…
(Harlow Reichert and Jake Smith stare each other down.)
Narrator: To win, you must face true hell… you must control your own demons…
(Recent battles between Heavenly Hell and the Illionaires are seen.)
Narrator: It’s an old story… simply told from a new view…
(Raven Roberts holds up the Universal Women’s Championship as Jenny Cien holds up the New Breed Championship.)
Narrator: A story where what has been earned… must immediately be tested…
(We see Darcy May Morgan win the Specialists Championship and then see clips of Sarah Price, Joy Cassidy, Candice Blair Ava, Kensingten Calhoun Astor, and Serena Riot.)
Narrator: A story where actions are judged… where consequences are faced…
(We see flashes of Charlie Marr’s EAW Championship reign before we see clips of his run ins with Jack Ripley, Ms. Extreme, Rex McAllister, Andrea Valentine, and Terry Chambers.)
Narrator: A story where great heroes rise… where they face their greatest test…
(We see TLA’s emotional World Heavyweight Championship victory and celebration from House of Glass. We then see clips of Kassidy Heart, The Visual Prophet, Drake King, Impact, and Cage.)
Narrator: A story where gods rule from above… and where mere mortals stand in defiance…
(We see moments from Mr. DEDEDE’s Answers World Championship reign followed by clips of Chris Elite, Cameron Ella Ava, Jamie O’Hara, Mark Michaels, and Xander Payne.)
Narrator: So ask yourself… and be wise in thought…
(We see one more shot of the inside of the chamber.)
Narrator: If you find yourself in this voracious hell… if you find yourself locked inside…
(Camera turns just in time to see the chamber gate slam shut and lock into place.)
(Cut to black.)
Narrator: …do you have the will to survive?
(Camera opens to see the screaming fans inside of the Rogers Centre in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. They’re screaming wildly for the show about to start. The Extreme Elimination Chamber looms over the ringside area. Pyro explodes from the stage, lighting up the entire arena.)
(SCREENBAR — SOLD OUT)
(Camera pans once more across the sea of fans before settling on the three commentary desks up at the front of the ring area. Each one is emblazoned with the logo of their respective shows. We focus in first on the gold trimmed Voltage desk over to the right with James Peters and Rich Russillo.)
James Peters: Road to Redemption is finally here! Hello everyone and welcome! I am James Peters, joined as always by Rich Russillo! This is the culmination of 2019 in EAW! One of our most classic events! And it’s going to be a historic night here for EAW and especially the Voltage brand! Even our former Co-commissioner, Veena Adams, will challenge Consuela Rose Ava for the rights to the 24/7 Contract! Veena has been at odds with all of the Beating Hearts this season, could tonight be the night where she finally comes out on top?
Rich Russillo: And after a very long year, Voltage’s own Raven Roberts returns to Road to Redemption as the Universal Women’s Champion! And she is taking on the challenge from the woman who stands where she once did as the New Breed Champion, Jenny Cien! Will Raven correct what happened last year? Or will the New Breed Baddie walk with all the gold?
James Peters: And every Voltage exclusive championship will be on the line! Jesse Barlow earned his chance to challenge Dr. Bethany Blue for the Interwire Championship, an opportunity he will get tonight! Plus, Charlie Marr will be locked in the Extreme Elimination Chamber with nowhere to go as five other elitists come ready to leave with the gold! Rex McAllister, Andrea Valentine, Ms. Extreme, Terry Chambers and Jack Ripley are all gunning to take Charlie down!
Rich Russillo: Good luck to the other brands, but Voltage is the show to beat here tonight! What do you guys got over on the blue brand?
(Camera pans to the left where the middle desk is. It’s got blue trim with the Showdown logo right in the middle. Eve sits in the middle with Gavin Kirkland and Deadprez on either side of her.)
Eve: Oh, Showdown has plenty to offer up! After months of being kept apart, Chris Elite of the Illionaires used his Gawd Contract to officially make the match between themselves and the Unified Tag Team Champions, Heavenly Hell! And not only that, it’s going to be a TLC match!
Gavin Kirkland: And not only will Heavenly Hell’s titties be in action, but Thicclow Reichert will also be stepping into the ring against PURE Champion, Jake Smith! Harlow has been on the war path for her first taste of gold, but Jake Smith has held strong since taking the title from Mark Michaels!
Deadprez: And Mr. DEDEDE has held a vice grip on the Answers World Championship since Pain for Pride! He made an example with an Extreme Elimination Chamber of his own on Showdown, but with Chris Elite, Cameron Ella Ava, Jamie O’Hara, Mark Michaels and Xander Payne waiting for him, you have to wonder if one of them will finally bring the Gawd down!
Eve: And hey, I’d bet we see one of our Showdown elitists come out on top in the Extreme Enigma Memorial Battle Royal! 25 elitists in an over the top rope battle royal for a taste of glory and a cash prize here on one of the biggest stages the company has to offer!
Deadprez: But let’s send it over to my old friend, Stew-O, and see what’s coming from the red team!
(Camera pans left once more where we see the red trimmed desk with the Dynasty logo. Stew-O sits flanked by Jake Mercer and Flannery McCoy.)
Stew-O: Everyone’s bringing their best to the table and Dynasty is no different! One of the most heated rivalries in recent history comes to head once more as we get a Pain for Pride rematch! After both women made their respective returns in recent times, Serena Bennett and Sienna Jade go head to head once again for the right to face either Jenny Cien or Raven Roberts for the Universal Women’s Championship!
Jake Mercer: And the great Hall of Famer himself, Lethal Consequences, will put his National EXTREME Championship on the line against former champion Osamu Arcichida and relevant newcomer, Angel De Plata, Jr! I haven’t been so excited for a triple threat since the day I saw the World Mud Rasslin Championship on the line in Hog Wild Combat Sports!
Flannery McCoy: And after a valiant victory at House of Glass, TLA will step into the Extreme Elimination Chamber against the former champion, Impact, as well as the Visual Prophet, Drake King, Kassidy Heart, and Cage! TLA’s title reign has been short so far, but it’s already in great risk against this line up of challengers!
Stew-O: But before anything else… Darcy May Morgan won the Specialists Championship only a few weeks back from Andrea Valentine! And now she must step into this hellish structure against five women all looking to make their mark for the first time in EAW! Joy Cassidy, Sarah Price, Serena Riot, Kensingten Calhoun Astor, and Candice Blair Ava are all looking to dethrone the new champion! And that match… IS RIGHT NOW!
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the middle of the ring. The camera slowly pans up as the Extreme Elimination Chamber begins to lower down and enclose the ring as strobe lights flash around the arena. The entire arena is eerily silent in suspense as a spotlight shines down on Stephie Love as she holds the mic up)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is an EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH!!! And it is for… THE SPECIALIST CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
(“Disease” by Hollywood Undead as the crowd boos loudly. Serena Riot crawls out to the stage as smoke begins to engulf the stage. Serena is engulfed in the smoke but quickly crawls out. As she crawls out she then clinches with her mouth “Revenge” her barbed wire wrapped baseball bat. She has a sadistic smile on her face as the blood pours from her mouth. She crawls her way up the stairs and into the ring as she holds Revenge and begins whacking it against the turnbuckle in anticipation. The Ref gets her attention pointing to her chamber pod)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Cleveland Ohio, weighing in at 150 pounds… THE FALLEN PROPHET, SERENA… RIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Land of the Innocent” by Feathers plays to cheers as Sarah Price comes out very very excited. She hops around as she has a really big smile on her face. She isn’t holding a weapon though, instead she holds up her hand. The wrist tape is seen with signatures from fans and messages of support which is all she needs. She makes her way to the ring interacting with fans and high fiving them before taking a deep breath on the steel steps leading to the Extreme Elimination Chamber and entering the ring. She climbs to the top rope and points around at all the fans with a smile before the Ref points to her chamber as she happily enters and warms up)
Stephie Love: And her opponent, from London United Kingdom, weighing in at 110 pounds… THE GUARDIAN ANGEL, SARAH… PRICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’
(“Desire” by Meg Myers plays to a mixed reaction as Joy Cassidy makes her way to the stage. She gives a twirl and a bow before putting a hand into her robe. She pulls out a singapore cane with barbed wire wrapped around it to the cheers of the crowd. She admires it for a moment before raising it in the air and throwing her robe away marching her way to the ring interacting with some of the crowd members as she continues. She enters the ring and blows kisses to fans before the Ref guides her to her chamber)
Stephie Love: And their opponent, from London England, weighing in at 130 pounds… THE REINCARNATION OF APHRODITE, JOY… CASSIDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Hell on Heels” by the Pistol Annies hits to boos as Kensingten Calhoun-Astor makes her way out to the stage. She doesn’t have a weapon as the only thing she holds is a Louis Vuitton handbag. She flaunts the bag before spinning around and making her way to the ring. She stops at the stairs as she takes a look at the handbag and opens it up as the handbag is seen filled to the brim with cinder blocks. She gives a shiteating smile as she enters the ring and the Ref points her to her chamber)
Stephie Love: And their opponent, from Savannah Georgia, weighing in at 143 pounds… THE STEEL MAGNOLIA, KENSINGTEN… CALHOUN… ASTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Diva” by Beyoncé plays to a mixed reaction as Candice Blair comes out to the stage. She holds a duffle bag stacked to the brim with things as she unzips it and pulls out a handful of pink light tubes. She raises them in the air with a grin as the crowd cheers for new weapons being showcased in this match. She makes her way to the ring as she elegantly goes up the steel steps. She isn’t guided to the chamber as in fact she will be one of the two starting this match with the other competitor being obvious)
Stephie Love: And their opponent, from San Francisco California, weighing in at 126 pounds… THE HOT COMMODITY, CANDICE… BLAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Spotlight Savior” by Iggy Azalea plays to a mixed reaction as a production crew man comes out. He holds up one of a few signs which says “STAND UP” then holds up another which says “APPLAUSE” as Darcy May Morgan comes out accompanied by two bodyguards. Darcy wasted no time pulling out her weapon as a large CRACK was heard. In her hand was a pink razor whip, the crowd awed in amazement as she made her way to the ring. The bodyguards leave her side as she enters up the stairs and into the ring. She takes a bow holding up the pink razor whip once more)
Stephie Love: And finally, from London England, weighing in at 130 pounds… She is THE SPECIALIST CHAMPION! DARCY… MAY… MORGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this Specialist Chamber match is underway! Darcy May Morgan and Candice Blair are starting this off, let’s put emphasis on Darcy starting this match off. If I’m correct she’s requested to start the match and be a fighting champion, a brave request but I’m sure Darcy is up to the challenge. This match is starting off fast as both of these competitors look to use their weapons to their advantage! The thing that makes Extreme Elimination Chamber so unique is these weapons the competitors have at their disposal, the possibilities are endless!
Flannery McCoy: Darcy reeling back and swinging that pink razor whip! BUT CANDICE DUCKS UNDER! Candice grabbing the dull side of the razors as she pulls Darcy towards her! CANDICE KNOCKING DARCY DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Candice kicking away the weapon as she drags the duffel bag over that she brought as it looks like the pink light tubes are coming into play. Candice quickly spreading it out across the ring looking to cause some damage for her own benefit. Candice lifting Darcy up as she’s looking to cut down Darcy’s chances of making it out of this match! Candice grabbing Darcy and lifting her up into a powerbomb position!
Jake Mercer: THE DROPKICK DARLING IS FIGHTING OUT! Darcy landing punches to the skull of Candice forcing her to bring her down! Darcy stumbles down as she reels back going for a kick! IT CONNECTS! Candice about to fall but she pulls herself back up. CANDICE RESPONDING WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! Darcy not falling either as she falls into the ropes! Candice walking over to Darcy and grabbing her looking to take her down!
Stew-O: DARCY CRACKING THE WHIP ACROSS THE CHEEK OF CANDICE! Blood beginning to drip down the cheek of Candice as she stumbles back grabbing it in pain. But Darcy doesn’t seem to be done as she drops the whip just for a moment and grabs Candice!
Flannery McCoy: DARCY WITH A FACEBUSTER AS CANDICE LANDS FACE FIRST INTO THE PINK LIGHT TUBES AS THEY SHATTER! Candice’s face is already cut up with blood and we’re just barely into this match as Darcy goes for the pin!
Jake Mercer: KICKOUT! Judging by the outlook of that it’s going to take a lot to take down not just Candice but everyone in this match! Candice managing to roll away to outside the ring and to the unforgiving steel on the outside. Candice crawling herself up using the chain links on the outside walls of the Extreme Elimination Chamber as Darcy joins her on the outside. Darcy turning her around but Candice quickly landing a forearm pushing her back! Darcy landing a punch back as Candice steps back! Darcy running at Candice I think she’s looking to ram her into the wall!
Stew-O: NO! CANDICE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS DARCY HITS THE WALL SHOULDER FIRST! Darcy falling down into a sitting position clutching her shoulder as Candice brings her up and throws her into the ring looking to take advantage. Candice going to the top rope she’s looking to fly! CROSSBODY TAKES DARCY DOWN! Candice rolls up as she’s waiting for Darcy to get up to her feet! Candice grabbing the arm of Darcy!
Flannery McCoy: CANDICE WITH AN ARMDRAG AS DARCY LANDS BACK FIRST ONTO THE PINK LIGHT TUBES! Darcy grips her back in pain as bits of glass stab into her back! Darcy sitting up practically letting Candice bring her up to her feet. Candice sending Darcy into a irish whip to the corner. Candice running at Darcy! DARCY WITH A BACK ELBOW RIGHT TO THE BRIDGE OF CANDICE’S NOSE PUSHING HER BACK! Candice falling backwards as Darcy runs towards her! CANDICE WITH A DROP TOE HOLD TAKES DARCY DOWN!
Jake Mercer: But Darcy is quickly getting up as she runs at Candice once more. Candice ducks under as Darcy turns and bounces her back off the corner and runs at Candice again! JUMPING KNEE BRINGS CANDICE TO A KNEE! Darcy running at Candice again possibly looking to take her down. But Candice rolling to her side moving out of the way as Darcy bounces off the ropes! Darcy attempts DDD! BUT SHE MISSES! Candice averts the bicycle knee and retreats away from Darcy. Darcy running at Candice again as Candice leans against the ropes.
Stew-O: DARCY JUST GOT HIT BY HER OWN WHIP! It looks like a gash is slowly starting to form on the leg of Darcy as she falls backwards. Candice trying to land some more hits in with the pink razor whip but Darcy is rolling away as fast as she can! Darcy grabbing the ropes and pulling herself up quickly before Candice can do any offense. Candice swings again but Darcy grabbing the razor whip and snatching it from Candice! Candice stumbles forward falling right into Darcy! DARCY NAILS A HIGH ANGLE DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF CANDICE!
Flannery McCoy: Candice moves backwards as Darcy grabs her and lifts her up into a suplex position! But Candice quickly dropping her weight as Darcy is forced to bring her down. Candice with shots to the gut as Darcy is forced to let go! Darcy quickly going for a punch but Candice blocking and pushing it away! But Darcy with a gut kick as Candice grabs at her gut! ROUNDHOUSE KICK RIGHT TO THE BLOODIED CHEEK OF CANDICE TAKES HER DOWN!
Jake Mercer: :wow: This is only the start of the match and this is already the equivalent of that 1998 Texas Deathmatch I watched.
Stew-O: Candice pulls herself up as she grabs leverage using the ropes. DARCY WITH A CLOTHESLINE SENDING HER OVER THE ROPES AND BACK TO THE OUTSIDE! Darcy taking that time to take a breather as she leans against the ropes as Candice slowly crawls up to her feet.
Flannery McCoy: Oh wait look the light dimmed down! Seems like another member of this match is going to enter in! The lights are swirling around here who’s it going to be?!
Jake Mercer: IT’S SARAH PRICE! Sarah quickly running out of her pod and into the ring and wastes no time going after Darcy! Darcy throwing Sarah into the corner though as she attempts punches to the gut to stun her. But Sarah pushing away as Darcy runs towards her!
Stew-O: JAWBREAKER AS DARCY FALLS FLAT BACK FIRST ONTO A PINK LIGHT TUBE! Candice entering the ring looking to get a piece of Sarah Price! BUT SARAH WITH A RUNNING JUMPING KNEE FORCING CANDICE BACK! Sarah running past Candice and to the ropes as she turns around.
Flannery McCoy: HURRICANRANA TO CANDICE AS SHE FALLS RIGHT INTO ANOTHER PINK LIGHT TUBE! Sarah is on a roll tonight as Darcy is just barely getting up by the time she gets to her. PLOT TWIST! THE RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE CONNECTS RIGHT TO THE TEMPLE AS DARCY IS DOWN! SARAH GOING FOR THE PIN!
Jake Mercer: DARCY KICKS OUT OF THE PINFALL ATTEMPT! Candice wasting no time walking up to them as she brings Sarah up as both of them are in pain. CANDICE THROWING SARAH SHOULDERFIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! Candice pulling Sarah out as she goes down beginning to mount Sarah. Candice with rapid fire punches right to the head of Sarah looking to keep her down! Sarah managing to pull herself out of the ring using the ropes as Candice looks to follow. DARCY WITH A BULLDOG THOUGH BEFORE CANDICE CAN DO ANYTHING!
Stew-O: Darcy leaving the ring bringing Sarah up here looking to damage her a bit more. Darcy grabbing her as what is she thinking? DARCY SLAMMING SARAH FACE FIRST INTO THE CHAMBER POD! Sarah grabs a hold of the chamber pod but Darcy quickly pulling her off as she grabs Sarah. HAIR PULL TAKEDOWN AS SARAH’S HEAD BOUNCES OFF THE STEEL GRATED FLOOR!
Flannery McCoy: Sarah in pain as she tries to roll into the ring but Darcy is preventing that. LOOK CANDICE! CANDICE WITH A SUICIDE DIVE TO THE OUTSIDE! I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW THAT’S POSSIBLE! Candice taking out everyone as she throws both of them into the ring and enters herself. Sarah slowly beginning to get up as Darcy has just gained movement. Candice bringing Sarah up as she sends her into a irish whip to the ropes. Sarah grabbing the ropes keeping herself stationary! Candice grabbing Sarah. But Sarah ducks under and grabs Candice!
Jake Mercer: GERMAN SUPLEX AS CANDICE FALLS RIGHT ONTO THE PINK LIGHT TUBES! It’s funny how Candice brought these weapons in and she’s the one taking the most damage from it! Candice rolls around in pain but has already grabbed a hold of the ropes slowly trying to use all her strength to bring herself up to her feet! Wait! Darcy is up as she’s gripping the pink razor whip in hand! Sarah is unsuspecting!
Stew-O: DARCY HITTING SARAH WITH THE RAZOR WHIP RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF HER BODY! Sarah stumbles back as she grabs her side in pain! Candice stumbles up behind Darcy though as she grabs a hold of something what is she thinking?!
Flannery McCoy: CANDICE SMASHES THE PINK LIGHT TUBE OVER THE HEAD OF DARCY! Darcy falling down as she’s clearly out of it right now! Candice gripping onto the ropes as Sarah runs at her! CANDICE WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TAKES SARAH DOWN! Darcy getting up now as Candice runs at her! BICYCLE KNEE! DARCY IS DOWN AS CANDICE ATTEMPTS A PINFALL! COULD WE BE EXPECTING AN EARLY ELIMINATION?!
Jake Mercer: DARCY KICKS OUT! Candice shaking her head as she expected it to be the end for Darcy! Candice brings Darcy up as she lands a forearm right to her face sending her down to a knee! But Darcy quickly shaking it off and getting to her feet as she fires one back! Candice goes for another one but Darcy blocks and goes for a gut kick! Candice leans over once more as Darcy pushes Candice into the corner. Darcy running to the opposite corner and back gaining a boost! DARCY WITH A CORNER DROPKICK BRINGING CANDICE TO A SITTING POSITION!
Stew-O: Darcy isn’t done as she runs back once more looking to knock the lights out of Candice. Darcy breaking into a run as Candice doesn’t know where she is! BUT SARAH WITH A CLOTHESLINE RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF DARCY’S FACE TAKING HER DOWN! Candice managing to quickly pull herself up but she falls right into Sarah. STANDING SHIRANUI BY SARAH! NO! CANDICE PUSHING SARAH AWAY! Sarah running at Candice not realizing what’s going on. SPEAR RIGHT TO THE GUT OF SARAH TAKES HER DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: Sarah rolling around in pain as Candice wastes no time focusing her attention on Darcy. Candice with a solid kick right to the chest of Darcy! But Darcy firing back with one of her own! Gavin Kirkland is having a field day right now as both of them kick each other repeatedly right in their chest! Darcy forced to retreat as she takes a step back and goes for a spinning heel kick! But Candice ducking down and grabbing the leg of Darcy. CANDICE FLIPPING DARCY OVER AS SHE LANDS FACE FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS!
Jake Mercer: Darcy grabbing her face in pain as Candice brings her up. But Sarah is up as well as she begins to join Candice. Both of them are beginning to attack Darcy now it seems like they want to take the champion out. Candice grabbing Darcy as Sarah grabs her as well. DOUBLE SUPLEX TAKES DARCY DOWN! Both of them up now as their double team efforts have managed to take the champ down for the time being. BUT CANDICE TAKES DOWN SARAH WITH A RUNNING FOREARM RIGHT TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD CATCHING HER BY SURPRISE!
Stew-O: Candice taking down Sarah as she’s clearly not in this match for the teamwork, she wants to win. But it’s time for another entry into this match! The lights are dimming down once more as the lights are swirling around who is next to join this carnage?!
Flannery McCoy: IT’S SERENA RIOT! Serena clutching her barbed wire baseball bat Revenge close to her as she enters the ring. Candice running at Serena looking to take her down! BUT SERENA HITS CANDICE WITH REVENGE RIGHT TO THE GUT! Serena pulling the barbed wire right out of the gut of Candice as she lifts it up. SERENA SLAMMING REVENGE RIGHT ON THE BACK OF CANDICE! Serena starting with a bang as Candice screams in pain. Darcy turning Serena around though as she grabs Revenge looking to pull it away from Serena!
Jake Mercer: It’s turned into a tug-of-war as both of them are trying to get Revenge! Serena with a kick right to the stomach of Darcy forcing her back! SERENA WHACKING DARCY RIGHT ON THE SIDE OF THE FACE WITH REVENGE! Serena pulling Revenge off of Darcy’s face as it reels her towards her. SERENA WITH AN ENZIGURI! NO! Darcy ducks under as she quickly grabs the legs of Serena! SLINGSHOT LAUNCHES SERENA AND BOUNCES HER OFF THE ROPES AS DARCY IS WAITING! WHEELBARROW ARM DRAG TAKES SERENA DOWN!
Stew-O: Serena bounces off the canvas as she wastes no time getting to her feet. DARCY WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE FLIPPING SERENA DOWN TO THE GROUND! Sarah quickly jumping out of the ring and jumping up to the top rope as Darcy is unaware of what’s happening! HEADSTAND HEADSCISSORS TAKES DARCY DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: Sarah kipping up as Candice is running towards her now. SARAH GOES FOR A SUPERKICK BUT CANDICE SLIDES UNDER AND PULLS SARAH DOWN GRABBING HER LEG! Candice goes an ankle lock but Sarah quickly turns around and kicks her away. Candice stumbles back but runs at Sarah as she gets to her feet! Sarah forcing Candice back with a dropkick though! Candice grabbing the arm of Sarah keeping herself up but Sarah lifting her foot up. SARAH STOMPING DOWN SLAMMING CANDICE FACE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!
Jake Mercer: Candice is down as Sarah begins focuses her attention on another member of this match. Serena begins to get to her feet as Sarah notices and runs towards her. Serena rams her shoulder right into the gut of Sarah though forcing her back! Sarah stumbles back but begins to move forward. SERENA WITH A SLAP RIGHT TO THE FACE OF SARAH!
Stew-O: That didn’t set well with Sarah as she shakes it off. Sarah grabbing Serena by the head hitting multiple forearms right to her head! Serena fights back as she pushes away giving enough time to hit forearms of her own! Darcy joining in as she kicks Sarah right on the side of the face forcing her down to a knee! Darcy going after Serena now as she’s stunned. Darcy grabs her and lifts her onto her shoulders! DARCY THROWING SERENA TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING ONTO THE STEEL!
Flannery McCoy: Darcy caught off guard by Candice as she runs it and hits a knee right to the gut of Darcy! Candice taking a step back as she’s grabs a light tube. Candice swings at Darcy but Darcy ducks under as Candice bounces the light tube off the ropes and turns around! DARCY!
Jake Mercer: THE DROPKICK DARLING WITH A BEAUTIFUL DROPKICK AS THE LIGHT TUBE EXPLODES AND CANDICE IS DOWN! Darcy takes one person out of the match as Sarah gets to her feet and grabs Darcy. But Darcy quickly pushes away! Darcy going for a kick to the face but Sarah ducks under and grab the leg of Darcy! DRAGON SCREW BY SARAH TAKES DOWN DARCY! Sarah grabbing the leg of Darcy as she lands an elbow drop onto it!
Stew-O: Sarah digging her elbow right into the leg of Darcy as she’s trying to squirm away to escape. Darcy using her other leg to kick away Sarah! Both of them get to her feet but look! SERENA OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY TAKING BOTH DARCY AND SARAH DOWN! Serena grabbing a hold of Revenge but look Candice is back up! She turns Serena around and grabs Revenge pushing Serena away using her foot! Serena takes a step back as Candice reels back! CANDICE USING REVENGE AGAINST SERENA HITTING HER ACROSS THE HEAD!
Flannery McCoy: Serena grabbing Revenge trying to pry it off her face but it’s too late as Candice sets her up! SITOUT JAWBREAKER TAKING SERENA DOWN! Serena in pain as she rolls close to the ropes. Darcy quickly going after Candice yet Candice ducking under as Darcy falls into the corner. Candice runs to Darcy but Darcy landing a kick right to the head of Candice!
Jake Mercer: Candice steps back but goes for a punch to Darcy! Darcy ducks as she takes Candice down to the ground! Darcy with multiple punches to the head of Candice before bringing her up! Darcy throws Candice out of the ring! Darcy trying to take the competitors in this match out of the equation but it’s about to start overwhelming her in a bit! Sarah running in as she lands a knee right to the gut of Darcy!
Stew-O: Darcy falls to a knee as Sarah brings her up and sends her into a irish whip. Darcy grabs the ropes! BUT CANDICE ATTACKING DARCY WITH A KNEE! Serena joining in too as she gets to her feet! This is total carnage as 3 of the competitors in this match are beating the living shit out of each other! WAIT! WAIT! LOOK! SARAH! SHE’S ON TOP OF THE CHAMBER POD! WHAT THE HELL! MOONSAULT OFF THE CHAMBER POD TAKES EVERYONE DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: EVERYONE IS DOWN! It looks like the time has come for another entrant though and I’m sure whoever comes out is going to take advantage of the situation. The lights are dimming the lights are swirling around once more who’s it going to be?!
Jake Mercer: Oh dear, it’s Kensingten. Kensingten entering the match now as she looks sarcastically surprised everyone is down, what is she doing? She’s going for the pin on Darcy!
Stew-O: DARCY KICKS OUT! Kensingten shaking her head as she looks to go for the pin on someone else! Pinfall on Sarah!
Flannery McCoy: SARAH KICKS OUT! Kensingten is keeping it going as she goes for the pin on Serena!
Jake Mercer: SERENA KICKS OUT! Kensingten going for the pin on Candice! WAIT! CANDICE ROLLING KENSINGTEN UP!
Stew-O: KENSINGTEN KICKS OUT! Kensingten quickly getting up to her feet in surprise as Candice is up as well. KENSINGTEN ATTEMPTS A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! But Candice lands on her feet! Candice spinning and kicking Kensingten right on the side of the face! Kensingten not falling down as she stumbles forward as Sarah gets up to her feet. SARAH WITH A DROPKICK! Kensingten turning around as she meets Candice again! OH A SLAP TO THE FACE KNOCKING THE TASTE OUT OF CANDICE’S MOUTH!
Flannery McCoy: Sarah turning her around! Kensingten with a stiff punch right to the face of Sarah! Sarah takes a step back as Kensingten reels back. Kensingten with a shoot kick right to the leg of Sarah! Sarah hops around before stabilizing herself! OH MY! KENSINGTEN USING THAT HANDBAG WITH CINDER BLOCKS IN IT AS SHE KNOCKS SARAH DOWN! That’s certainly lights out for Sarah but Darcy up to her feet as she sees the threat Kensingten is with that handbag!
Jake Mercer: Darcy grabbing the bag and pulling it away from Kensingten! Darcy trying to swing but Kensingten easily ducks under it! Remember that handbag is full of cinder blocks so it’s going to take a lot of strength to swing that around. Darcy drops it as she keeps Kensingten down on a knee with multiple forearms. But Kensingten is slowly getting up as she pushes Darcy away. Darcy running at Kensingten trying to quickly take her down. KENSINGTEN WITH ANOTHER BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX TAKING DARCY DOWN
Stew-O: Candice quickly going after Kensingten as she catches her with a punch from behind. Kensingten turning around in pain as Candice sets her up! CHOKEHOLD STO TAKES KENSINGTEN DOWN! Candice focusing on Serena as she brings her up. BUT SERENA HAS REVENGE! SHE TRIES TO HIT CANDICE WITH IT BUT CANDICE GRABS IT WITH HER HAND! Candice’s hand is starting to bleed out but she’s managing to push Revenge away! Candice ripping it away from Serena as she quickly drops it what is she thinking?! Wait! Serena grabs Candice! SERENA WITH A BODY SLAM AS CANDICE LANDS BACKFIRST ON REVENGE!
Flannery McCoy: Candice screams in pain as she quickly rolls away. Serena picks up Revenge as she plans to use it to her advantage right now! Sarah managing to get to her feet after getting hit with a ton of cinderblocks. Serena swinging Revenge but Sarah ducks under! Sarah kicking Serena down to a knee as she pushes Revenge away from Serena’s grasp. Sarah grabbing Serena as she puts her leg up. LEG DROP DDT PLANTS SERENA DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: Darcy getting up to her feet after being taken down by that belly to belly suplex by Kensingten and grabbing Sarah. Darcy sending Sarah into a irish whip to the ropes as Sarah bounces off and goes for a hurricanrana. BUT DARCY KEEPING SARAH UP AND SLAMMING HER DOWN INTO A SIT OUT POWERBOMB! DARCY GOING FOR A PIN ATTEMPT!
Stew-O: Sarah powers out! Darcy pushing Sarah away as she gets to her feet. Kensingten has managed to stumble up to her feet and leaning against a corner as Darcy walks up to her. Kensingten firing a forearm at Darcy forcing her to push back. Kensingten scaling the top rope as she looks to fly! But Darcy quickly jumping up joining Kensingten as they begin to punch each other establishing dominance on the top rope! Darcy kneeing Kensingten right in the face managing to give her the head. Darcy pulling her in I think she’s going for a superplex!
Flannery McCoy: Kensingten just barely managing to drop her weight and plant herself still as Darcy uses all her strength to try and lift her. Kensingten trying to punch Darcy to try and get her to release the grip on her. But Darcy is barely managing to hold on! Wait! Candice! Candice going under Darcy putting her in a powerbomb position! CANDICE GIVING DARCY THE STRENGTH AS THE SUPERPLEX POWERBOMB COMBO CONNECTS!
Jake Mercer: Serena Riot and Sarah Price are the only ones up now as the rest of the competitors in the Extreme Elimination Chamber match so far are down! Serena picking up Revenge as Sarah is stunned! SERENA SWINGS! WAIT! SARAH HAS THE CINDER BLOCK HANDBAG! SARAH HITTING SERENA OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE HANDBAG AS SERENA CRUMBLES TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Serena grabbing at her head as Sarah drops the handbag. Candice managing to get to her feet as she goes over to Sarah. Candice wasting no time landing a quick forearm to the face of Sarah! Sarah gets pushed back but she takes an extra step back! BITTERSWEET ENDING! NO! CANDICE GRABS SARAH’S LEG AS SHE ATTEMPTED TO GO FOR THE SUPERKICK! Candice spinning Sarah’s leg around causing Sarah to spin in a 360. CANDICE WITH A KNEE SENDING SARAH DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: Darcy stumbles up to her feet and runs towards Candice going for a forearm! But Candice blocks and punches one back! It’s become an intense back and forth who knows who could get the upper hand! DARCY! CANDICE! DARCY! CANDICE! DARCY! Candice with a gut kick! Candice runs to the ropes looking to take out Darcy! Darcy sliding under Candice as she runs to the ropes and the roles shift. DARCY WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN!
Jake Mercer: Here we go as the final entrant in this match is ready to be released! Believe me when I say once Joy is released from her chamber all mayhem is going to break loose!
Stew-O: JOY IS OUT! Joy quickly getting into the ring with the barbed wire wrapped singapore cane. Darcy is beckoning to bring it as they’re off! Darcy grips her whip in hand as she tries to whip Joy! But Joy blocks it with the stick and moves closer in!
Flannery McCoy: JOY CRACKS THE SINGAPORE CANE ACROSS THE CHEST OF DARCY! The barbed wire sinks into her skin as Joy quickly pulls it out. Joy with a kick right to the leg of Darcy which turns her around. Joy grabbing Darcy by the hair. JOY THROWING DARCY ACROSS THE RING WITH A HAIR PULL WHIP! Kensingten is up to her feet as she runs at Joy! BUT JOY WITH THE SINGAPORE CANE CRACKING IT AGAINST HER LEG! Kensingten is forced back as Joy runs at her. DROPKICK BRINGS KENSINGTEN DOWN!
Jake Mercer: Joy on a roll so far as she’s wasting no time **cracking** down on these competitors, heh, heh, heh.
Stew-O: :skip:. Serena running at Joy. BUT JOY WITH A CLOTHESLINE TAKING DOWN SERENA! Candice from behind taking Joy down! Serena stumbling up looking not to give up as she runs at Candice as well! CLOTHESLINE! Candice doesn’t fall though as she stumbles back. Behind her! CANDICE TURNS AS SARAH TAKES HER DOWN WITH A DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER! Serena grabbing Sarah but Sarah quickly pushing her into the ropes. Sarah sending her into a irish whip. Serena grabs onto the ropes and gains control as she runs towards Sarah! CLOTHESLINE TAKES SARAH DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: I think Serena is looking to eliminate Sarah as she yells at her to get to her feet! BUT FROM BEHIND! CANDICE! CANDICE TURNS SERENA AROUND AND KICKS HER IN THE GUT! WHAT IS SHE THINKING?! CANDY DESTROYER! FLIP PILEDRIVER CONNECTS AS CANDICE GOES FOR THE PIN!
Stephie Love: SERENA RIOT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Jake Mercer: SERENA RIOT HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT! And then there was 5. All of them realized what happened as each person in this match slowly makes their way to their feet. AND THEY’RE OFF! CANDICE DARCY AND KENSINGTEN TRADE HANDS AS SARAH AND JOY LOCK IN AN INTENSE BACK AND FORTH! Darcy and Kensingten teaming up against Candice as they see her eliminating Serena Riot has a threat! Sarah and Joy push into the corner as Sarah starts to land multiple punches down on the face of Joy as she’s backed up in the corner!
Stew-O: Sarah sends Joy into a irish whip into the group of Darcy Kensingten and Candice! JOY LEAPS AND TAKES DARCY DOWN WITH A CROSSBODY USING THE MOMENTUM FROM THE IRISH WHIP! Kensingten stomping down on Joy but Candice quickly takes the chance to attack Kensingten! Sarah wasting no time joining in as she begins to work with Candice to attack Kensington! Joy stumbles up and takes Darcy into a irish whip. DARCY WITH A WHEELBARROW ARM DRAG!
Flannery McCoy: This is total carnage as it’s hard to keep track of what’s happening! Sarah is on the top rope as Kensingten stumbles around! METEORA TAKES KENSINGTEN DOWN! Candice quickly grabbing Sarah though as she throws him into a corner! Darcy bringing Joy up as she sees Sarah in the corner. Darcy irish whipping Joy into the corner along with Sarah so both are backed in the corner now! Candice runs at Joy and Sarah! BUT JOY DUCKS UNDER AS CANDICE KNOCKS DOWN SARAH! Joy barely retreating away as Candice notices and goes to attack. Candice bringing Joy up! BUT JOY STABBING THE BARBED WIRE SINGAPORE CANE INTO THE GUT OF CANDICE!
Jake Mercer: Joy repeatedly hitting Candice as Candice is forced to move back! DARCY RIPPING THE SINGAPORE CANE OUT OF DARCY’S HAND! Darcy using the singapore cane and hitting the gut of Joy forcing her down to a knee! DARCY SWINGING FOR THE FENCES AS SHE HITS JOY SQUARE IN THE HEAD!
Stew-O: Sarah turning Darcy around but Darcy quickly responding with a gut kick! Sarah is stunned what is Darcy thinking! DARCY CHOKING SARAH WITH THE BARBED WIRE KENDO STICK! SARAH IS TRYING HER BEST TO ESCAPE BUT IT’S HARD TO GET BARBED WIRE OFF ISN’T IT?! DARCY WITH A SLEEPER SUPLEX USING THE SINGAPORE CANE SENDING SARAH FLYING ACROSS THE RING! Sarah stumbles up as she’s clearly not going down without a fight! Darcy going for a superkick! But Sarah moves out of the way! Sarah going for a jumping knee but Darcy ducks and takes Sarah down grabbing her by the legs and planting her to the ground! Sarah trying her best but I think Darcy is too much for her! Sarah is still getting up as she lands a forearm trying to create distance! Sarah runs at Darcy!
Flannery McCoy: DON’T! DISS! DARCY!!! THE BICYCLE KNEE CONNECTS AS SARAH IS OUT OF IT! DARCY GOING FOR THE PIN!!!
Stephie Love: SARAH PRICE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!’
Jake Mercer: Nooo!!! The only source of happiness here, now I suddenly feel sad :mjcry:.
Stew-O: :mjcry:. She put up a good fight but Darcy finished her off for good with her strategic thinking and quick witted mind. And then there were 4 left in this matchup. Darcy, Candice, Joy, Kensingten. JOY WASTING NO TIME TAKING OUT DARCY WITH A RUNNING KNEE! KENSINGTEN WITH A SHOOT KICK TO THE HEAD OF JOY TAKING HER DOWN AS WELL! Candice running at Kensingten but Kensingten side steps as Candice gets thrown out of the ring. Candice quickly getting up and climbing up to the top rope.
Flannery McCoy: Kensingten climbing up as well could we see another superplex attempt? But Candice with a forearm as Kensingten is left hanging in a tree of woe position. Candice is standing on the top rope what is Candice thinking?! TREE OF WOE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! KENSINGTEN IS IMPALED INTO THE GROUND AS CANDICE GOES FOR THE PIN!
Jake Mercer: KENSINGTEN BARELY KICKS OUT! Candice gets to her feet as Darcy is up. Darcy quickly ramming into Candice pushing her into the corner! Darcy with multiple punches to make sure Candice isn’t a factor in this match anymore!
Stew-O: JOY CRACKS THE BARBED WIRE SINGAPORE CANE ACROSS THE BACK OF DARCY! Darcy stumbles back and falls down as Joy looks to crack the singapore cane again! KENSINGTEN! SHE KICKS JOY IN THE GUT! SNAP SUPLEX BY KENSINGTEN! Candice running out of the corner. KENSINGTEN WITH AN ARMDRAG TAKING CANDICE DOWN! Darcy barely gets to her feet before Kensingten runs to her. DARCY WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! Kensingten falls against the ropes as Darcy runs to the ropes! TIGER FEINT KICK SENDS KENSINGTEN BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: Joy grabs Kensingten as she’s stunned! Kensingten managing to push away as she runs towards Joy! JOY! NO GLITZ NO GLAMOUR! FLAPJACK CONNECTS ONTO KENSINGTEN Kensingten rolling out of the ring as Joy grabs Candice and Darcy and brings them both up! BUT CANDICE AND DARCY BOTH GRAB JOY! CANDICE AND DARCY WITH A DOUBLE BACK SUPLEX TAKING JOY DOWN!
Jake Mercer: Darcy and Candice wasting no time going after each other as Kensingten has managed to get up. Kensingten climbing up to the top rope I think she’s going to take down Joy and take her out of this match once and for all! Joy is up to her feet as Kensingten turns! THE SOUTH STAR-
Stew-O: OH MY! NO! JOY CATCHES HER INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION! NO WAY! JOY IS TURNING AROUND AS SHE CLIMBS UP! SHE’S GOING FOR THE AVALANCHE SIT OUT POWERBOMB! LIGHTS OUT CONNECTS ONTO KENSINGTEN! JOY GOING FOR THE PIN ON KENSINGTEN!
Stephie Love: KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Flannery McCoy: And then left 3, Joy, Candice, and Darcy. Darcy and Candice have been in this match since the beginning and Joy was the last entrant. Could that possibly factor into the results tonight?
Jake Mercer: DARCY! THE PINK RAZOR WHIP COMES BACK INTO PLAY AS SHE CRACKS IT ACROSS THE BACK OF JOY! Joy falls flat back down to the ground as Darcy brings her up! Darcy throwing Joy into the corner. Candice quickly running at Joy! RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TAKES JOY DOWN! Joy rolls out of the ring as Candice follows. Candice bringing Joy up. CANDICE SLAMMING JOY FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL LINKED CAGE!
Stew-O: Candice lifting Joy up as Joy possibly doesn’t know where she is! BODYSLAM AS JOY LANDS BACKFIRST ONTO THE STEEL GRATES! Candice about to bring Joy up once more. WAIT! DARCY! DARCY ON THE OUTSIDE! SHE RUNS AT CANDICE!
Flannery McCoy: HOLY SHIT! DARCY JUST SPEARED CANDICE INTO A CHAMBER POD! Darcy in a lot of pain but Joy though. Joy stumbling up as she grabs Candice and throws her into the ring. SHE’S GOING FOR THE PIN ON CANDICE! THIS IS SURE TO BE IT! THIS IS OVER FOR CANDICE!
Jake Mercer: CANDICE! SHE KICKS OUT! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?! I’m sure she won’t be ready for much longer as that chamber pod took a lot out of her. Joy looking frustrated as she brings Candice up. Joy lifting Candice up! WAIT! DARCY ON THE TOP ROPE! MISSILE DROPKICK TAKING DOWN JOY! It’s seemingly like Darcy is helping Candice? Candice stumbles forward as she yells at Joy to get up! I think Candice wants to eliminate Joy!
Stew-O: NO! DARCY TURNING CANDICE AROUND! FIREMAN’S CARRY KNEE! CURTAIN CALL OUT OF NOWHERE! CANDICE’S FACE CAVES IN AS DARCY PUSHES HER DOWN AND GOES FOR THE PIN!
Stephie Love: CANDICE BLAIR HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Flannery McCoy: MY GOD! Darcy managed to catch Candice off guard and take her out. And then there were two. Darcy has been in this match since the beginning and has been on a tear throughout. While Joy is more fresh, ready, prepared. Both of them have had extreme back and forths throughout the whole week and tonight it culminates.
Jake Mercer: Darcy and Joy separating grabbing the weapons of their choosing, the pink razor whip and the barbed wire singapore cane. DARCY SWINGS THE WHIP! BUT JOY BARELY DUCKS UNDER! DARCY SWINGS AGAIN BUT JOY BLOCKS IT! Darcy running at Joy! DARCY WHIPPING JOY AT THE LEGS! Joy hops but she’s still able to recuperate!
Stew-O: JOY CRACKS THE SINGAPORE CANE ACROSS THE BACK OF DARCY! BUT WAIT! DARCY MANAGING TO GET TO HER FEET! Darcy shaking it off as Joy is in shock! JOY SWINGING THE SINGAPORE CANE AGAIN!
Flannery McCoy: SHE’S STILL UP! Darcy absorbing the pain as Joy swings again!
Jake Mercer: Darcy falls to a knee but she’s really quick to get up to her feet. Darcy showing signs of fight left as Joy swings! BUT DARCY GRABS THE SINGAPORE CANE! DARCY PULLS THE KENDO STICK AWAY! JOY GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE! BUT DARCY DUCKS UNDER! WHAT IS SHE DOING AS SHE HOLDS THE PINK RAZOR WHIP!
Stew-O: OH MY GOD! DARCY CHOKING JOY OUT WITH THE PINK RAZOR WHIP! JOY IS SCREAMING FOR HER LIFE AS THE RAZORS DIG DEEP INTO HER THROAT! SHE’S EITHER GONNA HAVE TO TAP OR SNAP AT THIS POINT! SHE TAPS! AND STILL! AND STILL!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: JOY CASSIDY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
(“Spotlight Savior” plays to cheers as Darcy gets to her feet barely. She’s bruised, battered, bloodied, and possibly injured. The Ref opens the chamber door and hands her the Specialist Championship as she raises it in the air. Despite all the pain she’s been through she still has a smile on her face)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, AND STILL! SPECIALIST CHAMPION… DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: What a match! Darcy lived up to her word and still came out as champion! But it took a huge toll out of here and despite retaining the title I’m sure she’s going to remember this night.
Jake Mercer: My Dropkick Darling has went through hell but that just shows how determined she is to keep the Specialist Championship. If I had to bet money I’d bet that she’s going to be up there with one of the greats as the best Specialist Champion for a while now.
(The camera takes another shot of Darcy celebrating her first title defense before fading elsewhere.)
(A commercial break for the local hospitals in the greater Toronto area asking for blood bank donations. With four chambers and other rather hellacious matches set to take place tonight, there’s no doubt extra blood for transfusions will be needed :wow:)
Eve (in the background): We move from a barberic Specialists Chamber Match onto something for the pure wrestling fans here in Toronto! The PURE Championship is on the line as Jake Smith, the champion, looks to defend the title against “Miss No Fucks Given,” Harlow Reichert!
Gavin Kirkland (in the background): Earlier this week, we pulled both Harlow and Jake to confessional to discuss everything leading to this event! Let’s roll to the footage!
(It transitions to PURE Champion Jake Smith sat at confessional. His championship is on his shoulder as he looks to the camera with a smile on his face.)
Jake Smith: Do you know what separates Jake Smith from Harlow Reichert?
(Jake Smith points at the PURE Championship on his shoulder. Soon after, it transitions to highlights of Jake Smith’s early days in EAW. From his debut to his time in The Round Table, every success and positive highlight is seen.)
Jake Smith (in the background): From day one, I always knew I was destined for great things. I was a stand out from The Palace show last year and I was one of the most underrated talents in The Round Table. At first, I had all the confidence in the world that I was going to become something. I thought I was going to be like my friend, Drake King, and begin slow, but continue to rise through the ranks. Now, he’s on his way to become the next World Heavyweight Champion. Me? I am going to continue my reign and prove to everyone that I am the best pure wrestler on the roster.
(Slowly, transitions to Harlow Reichert sitting in a different confessional. The producer had asked Harlow who the best pure wrestler on the roster was.)
Harlow Reichert: Best pure wrestler on the roster?
(Harlow Reichert begins to think with her mind, but it’s really a no brainer.)
Harlow Reichert: That’s me.
(It pans to a series of highlights of Harlow Reichert from her debut and matches, where she can’t seem to get her footing on Empire. A lot of her matches early on are stuck with failure with defeat, but Harlow tried not to let it get the best of her.)
Harlow Reichert: To say that my road to this point of my career was easy, would be a lie. It wasn’t easy for me whatsoever. On Empire, I was looked at as a joke. I was looked at as an afterthought as I put over the likes of Toni Gunn, Clara Lovelace and some other women that are no longer with the company. I didn’t anticipate for my time to be on Empire to be used as a glorified enhancement talent, but that seemed to be the role I found myself getting sucked in. It was so easy for me to say that none of that bothered me. With the nickname, “Ms. No Fucks Given,” things like that shouldn’t bother me, but over time it did.
(It goes to a Grand Prix Tag Team Match with her teaming with Jax Walker to take on Fire & Ice. Highlights of the match are seen and especially, Raven Roberts putting Harlow on the shelf.)
Harlow Reichert: In a way, I have to thank Raven Roberts for putting me on the shelf because it gave me a chance to reevaluate myself. My evolution begin at that moment and I began to take all of this seriously. I’m proud of the steps that I took this year. I never consider myself to have evolved in this business as much as I have. Most importantly, I’m indebted to those that invested in me. Those that saw the potential that I have seen in myself early on and have helped given me the opportunities to grow as a wrestler. Even throughout all these trials I faced in my time in EAW, I still believe in the process.
(It transitions back to Jake Smith in his own confessional with a chuckle on his face.)
Jake Smith: It’s cute that Harlow “trusts the process,” but I don’t believe the process even gives a fuck about Harlow. At Reasonable Doubt, Harlow defeated three other men to get herself a shot at the Answers World Championship. However, it turns out that Mr. DEDEDE really didn’t give a fuck about facing her. He put her through all of those hurdles. He placed his trophy wife in front of Harlow. Harlow had that glimmer of hope that if she manages to survive Kassidy Heart, she’ll get to him.
However, in the end, he denied her in that match. Don’t get me wrong, I would have loved to see Harlow Reichert versus Ryan Adams. That was the match that she earned in the very first place. This match? I’m not planning on letting her ruin this momentum that I have for myself. I am not going to allow her to cut this reign short. I’ve busted my ass off this year to reach this first pinnacle in my wrestling career and that doesn’t end at Road to Redemption.
(The camera pans to Jake Smith and his performance at Operation: Doomsday against Jack Ripley for the National Elite Championship. It goes to his performance at Territorial Invasion in the Divide and Conquer Match. It shows him making it to the final two, only to be eliminated by the winner, Jenny Cien.)
Jake Smith (in the background): Always a bridesmaid, never the bride is what they always told me. They always told me that my career will always be in Drake King’s shadow. I’m thankful for what Drake has done for me during my time in EAW, but I didn’t want to spend the rest of my career in his shadow. My performances at Operation: Doomsday and Territorial Invasion are just two examples of the untapped potential of Jake Smith. It wasn’t until my untimely trade to Showdown, where things got going for me.
(The camera pans to a newly traded Jake Smith interrupting then-PURE Champion Mark Michaels, who threw out the open challenge for anyone to face him at Battle of Egypt.)
Jake Smith: That was the clear moment when I knew that it was a clean start and I had no one else, but myself to rely on. Mark did his best with making sure that he was the better man. His cowardly attacks were just that… cowardly attacks because he didn’t have the balls to confront me one-on-one. I knew at Battle of Egypt, I had the opportunity to prove that I’m not just a bridesmaid.
(It pans to Battle of Egypt. Highlights of Jake Smith versus Mark Michaels is shown. It goes to the end of the match with Jake connecting with Last Resort and pinning Mark, ending his four month championship reign.)
Jake Smith: That moment was electric. I always knew this was I was destined for, but that moment was emotional for me. I set out to do the one thing that Harlow failed to accomplish at Territorial Invasion and that was beat Mark Michaels and dethrone him in the process.
(It goes to Harlow Reichert versus Mark Michaels at Territorial Invasion. Highlights of the match is seen from Mark trying to break the rules to Harlow trying to conquer those odds. It fasts forward to Mark locking in the Liberation Has Begun on Harlow. Harlow doing everything in her power to escape the move, but eventually passing out.)
Jake Smith: Harlow did what she’s always done…choke on her opportunities. #Chokelow
(Harlow Reichert is seen back in her confessional.)
Harlow Reichert: The only reason why Jake got that match at Battle of Egypt was because of the intergender rule placed for the event. If that was never an issue, I would have accepted Mark’s challenge and I would have defeated him there. I’m not going to take away Jake’s crowning achievement by dethroning Mark, but I wish that would have been me. I knew in my heart that if I would have faced Mark, I would have defeated him. I would be walking into Road to Redemption as PURE Champion. It crushed me to lose at Territorial Invasion. It’s something that I didn’t want to face going into the match; however, it’s something I’m not looking to be down upon. I look at Road to Redemption as an opportunity to right that wrong from Territorial Invasion and become PURE Champion.
(It goes to Jake Smith in his confessional.)
Jake Smith: I’m looking to continue this reign as PURE Champion. I am a fighting champion. I take on all challengers placed in front of me. Harlow will be no different from Mark Michaels or Santo Muerte. Sure, she’s more experienced in the pure wrestling aspect, but she’s no Jake Smith. People like to tell me that I may not be as good of a pure wrestler as Harlow, but I’m going to do what I’ve done in my career so far and that’s prove people wrong. People didn’t think I would steal the show against Jack Ripley. People didn’t think I would make it to the final two with Jenny Cien. People thought I wasn’t going to do enough against Mark Michaels or against him and Santo Muerte at Reasonable Doubt, but I made the impression that I needed to make going into the match. I proved people wrong. Road to Redemption is going to be no different.
(It pans to Harlow Reichert in her confessional.)
Harlow Reichert: Jake Smith has been a wonderful representation for the PURE Championship, but I am a woman who can elevate that championship to the next level. It wasn’t the championship match I was anticipating to have; however, I’m not taking this opportunity for granted. I need to show everyone that I am the best pure wrestler. Not only inside that squared circle and on Showdown, but this entire company. I’m aware that my record in championship matches hasn’t been the best. Each match is a brand new lesson that I have taken to heart. This match will be no different, but I can only hope that I’ve taken everything I’ve learned from my career, my brother Aron and my mentor Xavier Williams and use them to succeed at Road to Redemption.
(It goes to Jake Smith in his confessional.)
Jake Smith: At Road to Redemption…
(It goes to Harlow Reichert in confessionals.)
Harlow Reichert: At Road to Redemption, a new champion will be crowned.
( It pans Jake Smith in his confessional.)
Jake Smith: I will still remain as the PURE Champion.
(A split screen of Jake Smith and Harlow Reichert is seen. Both competitors with intense looks of determination in their eyes. Both fighting for the same things, but at the same time different things. If that makes sense. :lupe: )
Harlow Reichert and Jake Smith: The PURE Championship is mine.
(The video package ends as the camera transitions to Gina Romano smiling in the ring.)
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Gina Romano: AND IT IS FOR THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING PURE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
(“Eye of the Tiger” by New Found Glory hits as Harlow Reichert comes out from behind the curtain to cheers from the crowd. She scans the crowd before taking a deep breathe and walking down to the ring.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST…THE CHALLENGER…WEIGHING IN AT ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY FIVE POUNDS…..”MISS NO FUCKS GIVEN”….HHHARRLLOOWWW RREIICCHHERRTTTT!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: THICC!
Eve: ANYWAYS! What an opportunity for this woman to get an opportunity for the PURE Champion here tonight! Everybody knows she deserves that World Title match but we all know she ain’t taking this chance lightly because we all know how close she came to winning it at Territorial Invasion. That has to be something that should keep her motivating and hoping that she pulls all the stops to win tonight.
Deadprez: This wasn’t the match that Harlow Reichert was expecting to have at Road to Redemption. She had her sights on Mr. DEDEDE and the Answers World Championship. She most likely was going to take part in the Answers World Championship chamber match and that match is not in Harlow’s nature at all. I do believe the PURE Championship is a lot suited for her and I believe Harlow sees that.
(“Toxic Valentine” by All Time Low blares the speakers and Jake Smith enters wearing the PURE Championship around his waist to a mixed reaction from the crowd just pointing at the PURE Title standing on the stage. He takes it off and holds it high in the Toronto sky.)
Gina Romano: AND HER OPPONENT….FROM VENICE, CALIFORNIA…WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED AND TEN POUNDS….HE IS THE CURRENT EAW PURE CHAMPION…..”THE MIGHTIEST ONE”…..JAAAAAKKEEE SSSMMIITTTHHH!!!!
Deadprez: Man what a run this guy has had since being traded to Showdown from Dynasty. He was loved by everybody for ending the darkness that was Mark Michaels PURE Title reign and he won his first championship in this company. He had a successful defense at Reasonable Doubt and looking for his second successful defense tonight, and he has the momentum to keep it going.
Gavin Kirkland: He has been a fantastic PURE Champion, guys. He has been a wonderful representation for the belt. He has taken on all challengers — even the most annoying ones and he has done an amazing job with whatever has been thrown to him. He’s young, hungry and already has a bright future ahead of him. The PURE Championship isn’t this man’s glass ceiling, but he’s not hoping for this reign to end anytime soon.
Eve: I am expecting a pure classic between two people who believe they are the best pure wrestler in the roster! Let’s get this match going!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Eve: AND HERE WE GO! PURE Rules are if anyone doesn’t know are each competitor gets three rope breaks. Closed fist punches are not allowed and if you’re caught the first time it’s a warning, a second time you are penalized a rope break, and the third time you are disqualified. And there’s a 20 count instead of 10 on the outside.
Deadprez: Both competitors are just staring down one another here and Jake tries to take a cheap shot but Harlow caught his hand and throws a chop at his chest! Jake takes a few steps back into the corner and Harlow walks up to him but Jake hits a kick to the midsection causing Harlow to take a step back and now Jake charges at Harlow looking for a clothesline but Harlow ducks underneath and is facing Jake’s back…she takes him down and has him in the Twister submission already! Jake is like a fish out of water and he throws his foot on the rope!
Gavin Kirkland: Harlow is forced to let go but Jake is forced to burn one of his rope breaks right at the start of this match here! Jake is on the apron pulling himself up now and Harlow runs at him looking to spear him off the apron! Jake catches her with a kick! Jake takes a step back and throws a hard knee to the side of Harlow’s face causing her crumble to the floor back inside the ring! Jake Smith is back in the ring quickly as he lifts up Harlow and leans her against the ropes…Jake irish whips Harlow but Harlow reverses and Jake rebounds off the ropes and Harlow goes for a clothesline but Jake ducks and runs with full steam to the opposite ropes and hits a running forearm smash knocking Harlow off her feet!
Eve: Harlow is back to her feet and stumbles into Jake who kicks her in the midsection setting up for a fisherman suplex but Harlow is throwing body shots trying to get Jake to release the hold…and she hits a snap suplex of her own! Jake pulls himself up in the corner and Harlow charges at Jake now and hits a running dropkick to the face of Jake Smith and Jake falls to one knee on the mat and Harlow leaps and turns it into a pin! But instead she rolls through it and faces Jake Smith on his knees and throws a hard kick to the side of Jake’s head! The entire arena heard that one and now Harlow goes for an early cover!
Deadprez: Jake kicks out of it and Harlow is not wasting any time getting to her feet lifting Jake off the mat but Jake pushes Harlow away from him and she runs at him again but Jake counters it and hits a back body drop and Harlow falls a long way from the ring to the outside floor! I think she rolled her ankle on the landing as she’s holding her ankle now! Jake Smith is in the ring measuring Harlow waiting for her to rise and she finally does limping a bit and Jake runs to the ropes with a full head of steam going for the suicide dive! NO HARLOW MOVES AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND AND JAKE CRASHES AND BURNS HITTING THE BARRICADE SHOULDER FIRST!
Gavin Kirkland: Harlow is leaning now against the steps testing the weight on her ankle as Jake in on the mat in pain! Harlow now looks at Jake on the ground and then looks at the top rope right above her! She gingerly makes her way to the top rope and she is motioning for Jake Smith to turn around on the outside floor below her—
Eve: WUTHERING HEIGHTS FROM THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE STANDING JAKE SMITH ON THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!!! JESUS CHRIST! HARLOW IS PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS TONIGHT FOR THAT PURE CHAMPIONSHIP!
(Instant replay of Wuthering Heights to the standing Jake Smith from the top rope to the outside.)
Eve: That might not have been a good idea though as she may have done more damage to her ankle she rolled earlier. After about ten seconds Harlow is back up and slowly lifts up Jake and places him in the ring! Harlow gingerly climbs up to the top rope again…is she gonna do it again for good measures?! She’s standing high….BUT JAKE SMITH IS UP AND THROWS HIMSELF ON THE TOP ROPE CAUSING HARLOW TO LOSE HER BALANCE ON THE TOP ROPE!
Deadprez: Jake walks up to the seated Harlow on the top rope and throws a vicious headbutt to Harlow! Jake climbs up to the top rope with Harlow and is setting up for a superplex here!! Harlow is trying to save herself though as she’s throwing body shots again! She is able to free herself and both competitors are battling to the death right now on the top rope and Harlow looks to be setting up for maybe a sunset flip powerbomb but Jake stands and is still fighting and WOAH….I think he just threw a thumb to the eye of Harlow and the referee wasn’t in position to see it! He takes advantage of this now and aggressively hooks the right leg of Harlow and FISHERMAN SUPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE! JAKE LEAPED HIGH AND THEY’RE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! WHAT IMPACT! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE HOLDING THEIR BACKS IN PAIN! JAKE COVERS!
Gavin Kirkland: Harlow stays in the fight! Jake Smith is up and he’s begging for Harlow to get to her feet! SUPERKIC–
Eve: HARLOW CAUGHT THE LEG! HARLOW IS SHAKING HER HEAD AT JAKE AS JAKE LOOKS LIKE HE’S SEEN A GHOST! Harlow spins Jake around and Jake retaliates by hitting a forearm to the face of Harlow stunning her for a second! Jake lifts her up in a powerslam position now but Harlow slips from behind and runs with Jake facing his back to the ropes and looking for the rebounding rollup pin! But Jake holds on to the ropes somehow and Harlow goes flying back! Harlow is back up and runs at Jake but runs right into a superkick! Harlow is stunned and now she falls to one knee and Jake sees this and runs and connects with the Head Decapitator!! The Shining Wizard connects! Jake takes a few seconds to cover! Is this it?!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT OH SHIT!! HARLOW CAUGHT HIM IN THE TRIANGLE CHOKE!! GREAT RING AWARENESS THERE BY HARLOW! JAKE IS SCRAMBLING TRYING TO FIND A WAY OUT BUT HARLOW IS APPLYING MORE AND MORE PRESSURE!! JAKE SMITH NOW LIFTS UP HARLOW FROM THE MAT WITH HARLOW STILL HAVING THE CHOKE LOCKED IN—JAKE DROPS BACK DOWN TO THE MAT WITH HARLOW APPLYING IT WITH ALL THE POWER SHE HAS! JAKE LOOKS OUT OF IT!!
Deadprez: JAKE TAKES ONE BIG LEAP AND STRETCHES HIS LEG TO THE ROPES!! HE FORCES HARLOW TO RELEASE THE CHOKE BUT IT COST HIM HIS SECOND ROPE BREAK! Harlow finally lets go and Jake is holding his throat now seated in the corner! Harlow sees Jake is vulnerable and she’s still limping a bit from the ankle but she charges with full speed at Jake in the corner….RUNNING CANNONBALL SENTON TO JAKE IN THE CORNER!!! HARLOW ROLLS OFF JAKE TO THE CENTER OF THE RING WHERE SHE STANDS AGAIN AND IS WAITING FOR JAKE SMITH TO GET TO HIS FEET! SHE PICKS JAKE UP ON HER SHOULDER NOW!! HARLOW’S INFERNO!!!! THE SPINNING TORTURE RACK SLAM CONNECTS! HARLOW’S GONNA DO IT!!
Eve: JAKE KICKS OUT!! HOW AFTER ALL SHE JUST DID IN THE PAST MINUTE?! Harlow can’t believe it as she’s asking the referee if it was three! Harlow is thinking of her next move here and she walks up to Jake AND JAKE GRABS HER BY THE ARM AND TAKES HER TO THE MAT!! THE CROSSFACE IS LOCKED IN!! HARLOW GAVE JAKE TOO MUCH TIME TO RECUPERATE AND NOW SHE’S TRAPPED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! HARLOW IS TRYING TO CRAWL HER WAY TO THE ROPES! SHE’S ALMOST THERE BUT JAKE USES HIS FEET AND KICKS THE ROPE CAUSING HIM AND HARLOW TO ROLL AND THE CROSSFACE IS LOCKED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING ONCE AGAIN! HARLOW MAY HAVE NOWHERE TO GO HERE!
Deadprez: HARLOW TRYING WITH ONE FINAL PUSH TO MAKE IT TO THE ROPES! SHE’S CRAWLING AND SHE’S ALMOST THERE! JAKE IS WRENCHING IT IN TIGHTER NOW AND HARLOW MIGHT BE OUT — BUT HARLOW ROLLS THROUGH AND TURNS IT INTO A PIN!!
Eve: JAKE ROLLS IT BACK INTO THE CROSSFACE!! HE’S SCREAMING AT HARLOW TO TAP BUT HARLOW IS REFUSING TO GIVE UP! COULD WE HAVE A REPEAT OF WHAT HAPPENED AT TERRITORIAL INVASION?!
Gavin Kirkland: HARLOW REACHES OUT WITH ALL HER WILL AND GRABS ON TO THE ROPES!! WHAT HEART FROM HARLOW THERE! That’s her first rope break of the matchup and also you have to think at what cost did she save herself? She was in the crossface for a long time! Jake Smith is back to his feet and he wants to end this match right now as he picks up Harlow and is setting up for Ride To Hell!! Harlow is trying to fight it and she twirls out of it and connects with a huge uppercut to Jake! Harlow runs to the ropes looking for a running uppercut BUT JAKE CATCHES HER WITH THE PARALYZER SPINEBUSTER!—–BUT HARLOW TRANSITIONS THAT INTO A TORNADO DDT! WHAT A SEQUENCE THAT WAS!
Deadprez: Harlow knows that won’t be enough as she picks up Jake and tries to keep the momentum going and she grabs Jake by the head and leaps in the air looking for Atonement!!! BUT JAKE HOLDS HER UP IN MIDAIR! JAKE CARRIES HER TO THE CORNER AND PLACES HER ON THE TOP ROPE! JAKE GOES UP TOP WITH HER AGAIN AND GRABS HER BY THE WAIST….HE’S NOT LOOKING FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX IS HE?! YES HE IS! BUT HARLOW IS TRYING TO FIGHT FOR HER LIFE HERE! SHE’S THROWING COUNTLESS BACK ELBOWS TO THE FACE OF JAKE! JAKE RELEASES THE GRIP AND SHE CONTINUES THROWING ELBOWS AND JAKE FALLS DOWN TO THE MAT!! JAKE SLOWLY IS GETTING UP TO HIS FEET AND HARLOW LEAPS FROM THE TOP ROPE!! MOONSAULT!!!
Eve: BUT JAKE SUPERKICKS HARLOW IN THE FACE AS SHE FACE FLOPS ON THE MAT!! JAKE LIFTS UP HARLOW OFF THE MAT AND PUTS HER IN POSITION…..RIDE TO HELL!!!! THE ELEVATED BUTTERFLY DDT CONNECTS!! JAKE WITH THE COVER!!
Deadprez: HARLOW KICKS OUT!! JAKE IS IN DISBELIEF AS THE CROWD EXPLODES!
Gavin Kirkland: Jake Smith is in absolute disbelief and I don’t blame him! Jake slowly rises to his feet and looks down at the motionless Harlow Reichert and now he grabs her by the hair as he picks her up! ENZIGURI KICKS OUT OF NOWHERE ON JAKE! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN NOW!
Eve: It’s a race to who gets to their feet first here and Harlow beats him by a few seconds and runs at him and clotheslines him out of the ring and she goes over with him! The referee begins his count as they are on the outside! Remember it’s a 20 count in PURE Rules!
Deadprez: Harlow takes a few steps at Jake balancing himself on the Spanish announce table and Jake sidesteps and grabs Harlow by the head and slams her head on the announce table! He lifts Harlow on the table and hops up on it…what is he thinking here?!-
Eve: Jake picks up Harlow on the table and kicks her in the midsection looking for Ride to Hell but Harlow is fighting back refusing to let it happen! Harlow drops down to a knee and chop blocks Jake in the front of his knee! Harlow is standing above Jake now who is on one knee…SHE HAS AN EVIL LOOK ON HER FACE! SHE PICKS UP JAKE BUT JAKE SLAPS HER HANDS AWAY AND THROWS ANOTHER HARD HEADBUTT TO HARLOW AND HARLOW’S NOSE IS BUSTED OPEN!!
Eve: JAKE SMITH HAS AN EVIL SMILE OF HIS OWN ON HIS FACE! JAKE NOW HOLDS HARLOW UP WITH BOTH OF HIS HANDS BY HER HAIR!
Jake Smith (No mic): STAY….DOWN!
Gavin Kirkland: MIERDA SANTA!!!!
Deadprez: HOLY SHIT!!! BROKEN WINGS ON TOP OF THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE AND BOTH GO CRASHING THROUGH IT!!! AND OH MY GOD JAKE HIT HIS HEAD HARD ON A MONITOR! THE REFEREE GETS OUT OF THE RING AND CHECKS ON BOTH COMPETITORS! JAKE IS HOLDING THE BACK OF HIS HEAD IN SERIOUS PAIN AND HARLOW IS LAYING IN THE RUBBLE A BLOODY MESS!
Eve: The referee after a few moments has no choice but to get in the ring and begin counting again! Man what a damn shame if this match ends like this!! The referee continues his count at 9! Remember it’s a 20 count in PURE Rules!
Eve: Jake Smith is crawling away from the rubble holding his head still trying to get to the ring!
Deadprez: Harlow is still not moving as Jake is slowly making his way to the ring still!
Gavin Kirkland: HARLOW IS MOVING! SHE’S BARELY CONSCIOUS BUT SHE’S ROLLED AWAY FROM THE RUBBLE OF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! JAKE IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF UP WITH THE ROPES FROM THE OUTSIDE!
Eve: WHAT A SHAME IF IT ENDS THIS WAY!! HARLOW IS VERY SLOWLY HELPLESSLY CRAWLING TO THE RING!
Deadprez: JAKE SMITH HAS GOTTEN BACK IN THE RING! HE NOW WATCHES FROM THE CORNER!! HARLOW IS USING THE RING SKIRT FOR LEVERAGE TRYING TO GET UP!!
Eve: COME ON HARLOW! THIS CAN’T END THIS WAY! HARLOW IS STILL STRUGGLING!!!
Gavin Kirkland: JAKE SMITH RETAINS!!!
Deadprez: HARLOW GETS BACK IN THE RING JUST BARELY AT THE VERY LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!!!
Eve: JAKE HAS HIS HANDS ON HIS HEAD SITTING IN THE CORNER NOT BELIEVING WHAT HE WITNESSED! HARLOW IS LAYING ON THE APRON MOTIONLESS WITH HER LEGS DANGLING OFF THE RING APRON…THAT’S HOW CLOSE IT WAS WHEN SHE BEAT THE COUNT!
Deadprez: Jake now walks over to the helpless Harlow and looks down at her! He scans the arena and takes a few steps back…HE’S SETTING UP FOR SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT! HE CHARGES AT HARLOW!!—–HARLOW DUCKS AND GOES UNDER AND FLIPS HIM ON HIS BACK FOR THE PIN!! HARLOW’S GONNA DO IT!!
Gavin Kirkland: JAKE ESCAPES IT!! BOTH ARE UP AND RUN INTO A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE FROM ONE ANOTHER! BOTH ARE DOWN AGAIN! Both competitors are crawling opposite corners of each other! Jake is up first and he runs at Harlow on the other side of the ring…AND HE EATS A SUPERKICK!!! HARLOW FLIPS THE FRONT OF HER BLOODY HAIR TO THE BACK AND SHE TAKES THREE STEPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE!! OH NO! SHE CAN’T PULL THIS OFF IN HER CONDITION CAN SHE?! SHE STANDS HIGH IN THE AIR…..HARLOW FLIES!!!
Eve: WUTHERING HEIGHTS!!!! THE CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS CONNECTS!!! AMAZING!! SHE COVERS! WE’RE GONNA CROWN A NEW PURE CHAMPION!
Deadprez: THE REFEREE SEES JAKE SMITH’S FOOT ON THE ROPES!!!
Eve: OH MAN! GREAT RING AWARENESS FROM JAKE KNOWING WHERE HE WAS! HARLOW LOOKS AS IF EVERYTHING GOT TOOK FROM HER! WAS THAT HARLOW’S BEST SHOT?!
Gavin Kirkland: Harlow goes back on the offense and sets up in the corner waiting for Jake to get to his feet! Jake is stumbling trying to get up but he finally does and turns around…LES MISERABLES!!!——BUT JAKE SIDESTEPPED IT! BACKSLIDE PIN! BUT HARLOW ROLLS THROUGH THAT AND HITS A DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF THE JAKE ON HIS KNEES!! HARLOW NOT WASTING TIME AS SHE NOW HAS JAKE IN A SUPLEX POSITION AND LIFTS HIM HIGH! PERHAPS GOING FOR GREAT EXPECTATIONS?!?! BUT HARLOW’S BAD ANKLE FROM EARLIER IN THE MATCH GIVES OUT AND JAKE SLIPS OUT AND HITS A JUMPING NECKBREAKER FROM HARLOW’S BACKSIDE!
Eve: JAKE UP TO HIS FEET AGAIN AND HE SETS UP HARLOW FOR BROKEN WINGS!! HE HOOKS BOTH ARMS!! –BUT HARLOW DRIVES JAKE TO THE CORNER BREAKING THE GRIP ON HER ARMS! HARLOW WITH A SHOULDER THRUST INTO THE CORNER TO JAKE! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! IS THIS HARLOW’S LAST GASP?! SHE WALKS TO THE OTHER CORNER DRIPPING BLOOD FROM HER NOSE! SHE CHARGES AT JAKE BUT OH NO JAKE COMES RUSHING OUT OF HIS CORNER TOO!! SUPERKICK FROM JAKE!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO!!!! HARLOW DUCKS AND RUNS TO THE OTHER CORNER AND CATCHES JAKE OFF GUARD AS JAKE TURNS AROUND AND GETS HIT WITH LES MISERABLES!!!! THE FLYING KNEE CONNECTS!! HARLOW NOW TRANSITIONS IT INTO THE TWISTER SUBMISSION HOLD!!!! JAKE HAS NOWHERE TO GO!!!
Eve: JAKE IS STUCK HERE AS HARLOW HAS HIM WRAPPED! HE SEES THE ROPE ONLY A FEW FEET AWAY!! HE IS OUT DESPERATION DRAGGING HARLOW TO THE ROPES….JAKE REACHES WITH ONE BIG LUNGE-
Deadprez: JAKE GETS TO THE ROPES!!!
Eve: BUT WAIT!! THE REFEREE ISN’T DOING ANYTHING!! JAKE ALREADY USED HIS THREE ROPE BREAKS!!!
Deadprez: HE USED THE LAST ONE TO ESCAPE THE PIN AFTER THE WUTHERING HEIGHTS NOT TOO LONG AGO!! JAKE IS JUST HOLDING THE ROPES SHAKING IT IN FRUSTRATION!! THE HOLD IS LOCKED IN TIGHTER FROM HARLOW!!!
Gavin Kirkland: JAKE ROLLS ALL HIS WEIGHT ONTO HARLOW’S SIDE BUT HARLOW DIDN’T LET GO AND HAS THE TWISTER IN TIGHTER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! JAKE IS FADING FAST! HE DOESN’T HAVE ANY ROPE BREAKS TO SAVE HIM! HE’S TRYING TO FIND A WAY OUT!! JAKE IS PANICKING NOW IN THE HOLD AND NOW HE SEEMS TO BE FADING OUT! THE REFEREE IS GONNA CHECK HIM! HE RAISES ONE OF JAKE’S ARMS…AND IT DROPS!
Eve: HE RAISES IT THE SECOND TIME!!—–AND IT DROPS AGAIN!! ONE MORE TIME AND WE’VE GOT A NEW PURE CHAMPION!
Deadprez: HE RAISES JAKE’S ARM FOR THE THIRD TIME-
Gavin Kirkland: :lupe:
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Eve: IT DROPS!!! WE HAVE A BRAND NEW PURE CHAMPION!!!!!!
( “Eye of the Tiger” by New Found Glory hits as a roar from the crowd is heard as Harlow Reichert is laying next to Jake Smith exhausted and a bloody mess. There is a ton of emotions racing through this woman’s mind. She spent weeks with trying to get her Answers World Championship. Having to jump all of those hurdles, only to be denied the match at the end. The possibility of her getting traded off to Showdown after being denied her match. However, this is the moment, where she realize that she made the right decision to stay and continue to fight to gain her first championship in EAW. )
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. VIA KNOCKOUT……AND NNNNEEWWWWWWWWW ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING PURE CHAMPION……..HHHAARRRLLOOOWWWW RREEIICCHHEERRTTT!!!!!
(Harlow Reichert is helped to her feet by the referee holding the PURE Championship still limping from her ankle and a bloody mess from her nose. At that moment, Harlow cannot believe that she is so close to the PURE Championship. The title as as beautiful up close as it is from a distance. The referee holds Harlow’s hand high before presenting the PURE Championship to a teary eyed Harlow. Harlow is never the one to cry or get emotional, but there’s no denying how much this means to her.)
Eve: We can all agree this woman absolutely EARNED the PURE Championship here tonight! We all knew she would be a champion one day! Since coming up short for this same title at Territorial Invasion to not getting her rightful Answers World Championship match, she earned this and deserves every second of it!
Gavin Kirkland: This is an amazing moment for this woman from Christchurch, New Zealand. Didn’t start EAW in the most positive note, she faced numerous setbacks and the most important thing is that she found herself caring about wrestling and what this sport has to offer. This move to Showdown was the best thing to happen to her career and we’ve seen a new Harlow Reichert this season and she can only get better from here, Eve and Deadprez!
(Harlow Reichert holds the PURE Championship up high in the middle of the ring and goes up all four turnbuckles and holds it up high there. A “YOU DESERVE IT!” chant erupts in the arena. The camera pans to the referee who is putting Jake Smith’s arm around his shoulders. Jake looks back at Harlow with the PURE Championship and looks disappointed in himself before the referee takes him up the ramp.)
Deadprez: Absolutely deserved, what a moment here tonight at Road To Redemption. Take nothing away from Jake Smith. He had a good reign and this is just the start for him! For as small of a reign as it was, I believe he made an impression that he needed to do. He dethroned Mark Michaels and his four month reign of terror. Defeated two other men in the first-ever PURE triple threat match in recent memory. He made such an immediate impact on Showdown. Remember, when he came to Showdown he won that PURE Title two weeks later. If Jake was able to do that, what else is he capable of? But tonight, it’s Harlow Reichert’s night! Congratulations to Harlow Reichert!
(The final shot is of Harlow high fiving fans on the rampway and her holding the PURE Championship up high on the stage.)
(Commercial for backwoods starring Justin Windgate)
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(A video package showing Lethal Consequences current reign as the National “Extreme” Champion after beating Jack Ripley at Territorial Invasion 2019, subsequent defence against Justin Windgate at House of Glass, and current rivalry with Angel De Plata Jr. and Osamu Arcichida.)
(The camera fades back into the sprawling Rogers Centre where thousands of fans are in attendance, eagerly anticipating the upcoming match. Stephie Love stands in the middle of the ring, microphone in hand with a grin.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! And it is a TRIPLE THREAT match for the NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIIIPP!!!!
(The crowd cheers but it quickly transforms into a series of brutal jeers as “Friend vs. Friend” by Company Flow is then heard from the speakers. Lethal Consequences steps out to the stage, championship around his waist as he raises his hands before strutting down to the ring, a boastful aura emanating from him as he scoffs and mocks the fans at ringside. He then rolls into the ring before unstrapping the belt and raising it to even louder boos.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST! From Oakland, California! Weighing in at 230 POUUNDSS!!!….. HE IS YOUR EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAAMPPIOOOONNN…….LEEEETHHAAAAALLLLL COOOONSEEQUEENNCEEESSS!!!!
(Lethal Consequences shakes his head, grabbing the microphone from Stephie Love while his music fades to make a quick statement.)
Lethal Consequences: It’s EXTREME, BITCH! GET IT RIGHT!
(Lethal Consequences throws the mic back to Stephie Love, still shaking his head.)
Jake Mercer: In the world of sadists and crazy masochists that is EAW, Lethal Consequences stands at the crossroads where although he would rather take the road of least resistance, he isn’t afraid to fight in the dirtiest of pits to achieve victory. It’s a mentality that has brought him success when it counts, and a mentality that will presumably keep him going tonight, as he looks to make his second defence as National EXTREME Champion!
Stew-O: No matter what anyone may think, the fact remains that LC is champion, and he’s been one for a while ever since he beat Jack Ripley for it at Territorial Invasion. He is a certified legend in his own right, and that doesn’t come without the knowledge on being a master opportunist at any given moment. He is fully prepared to do whatever it takes to win, and that makes him dangerous.
(“Me Muero” by La 5a Estación then plays to a positive reaction from the crowd, as Angel De Plata Jr. comes rushing in from the backstage area, nodding his head, looking highly energetic as he surveys the endless seas of the EAW loyal. He runs to the ring, jumping to the apron before somersaulting over the top rope and landing on his feet, looking at LC with a brazen seriosity.)
Stephie Love: AND INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENTS, FIRST! Residing in San Antonio, Texas! Weighing in at 205 POOUNDSS!!!…. ANGEEELLL DE PLATAAA JJUUUNIOOORRRR!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: A relatively new face in EAW but one who has been making waves nonetheless, and is now looking to cement himself in the halls of history with a victory tonight!
Jake Mercer: Yeah, Angel De Plata has certainly been impressive ever since his debut only two months back, and now he gets the biggest shot of his career with this triple threat encounter! He is fast-paced, young, hungry. . .which might be on the wrong side for him considering the types of people he is going up against tonight. While he may want to respect the legality of wrestling, I don’t think LC or Osamu will – which is something he will have to deal with uniquely if he wants to win.
(“Sensei” by Datsik then plays to a loud barrage of boos as Osamu Arcichida walks out, hands spread out wide, head up to the sky, before bringing it back down to look at his two opponents in the ring. He makes his way down, stepping inside before spreading his arms wide yet again once in the ring only to be met with the same negative reaction.)
Stephie love: AND FINALLY! From Osaka, Japan! Weighing in at 235 POOOUNDSSS!!!….. HE IS THE “ORCHESTRATOR OF VIOLENCE”……OSAAAMUUUU ARCICHIIDDAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Stew-O: Is it bad I still can’t get his name right even after all this time? Well besides that, I think Osamu has a pretty good shot of winning it tonight despite his standings in the company never having been at the utmost compared to the rest of his peers. He has shown in recent weeks his thoughts on the current champion, his desire to win, and I think that drive might be strong enough for him to pull out a victory tonight!
Jake Mercer: Whatever this comes down to, I’m excited. This looks to be a fun bout for a coveted championship – OH MY GOD! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES RUSHES TO ANGEL DE PLATA JR. WITH THE CHAMPIONSHIP IN HIS HANDS, TRYING TO BASH HIS HEAD IN WITH IT! BUT ANGEL DUCKS UNDER IT! LC TURNS AROUND – AND IS MET WITH A SUPERKICK THAT SENDS HIM TO THE TURNBUCKLE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: AND WITH NO TIME TO WASTE, WE ARE ALREADY OFF TO THE RACES WITH AN AGGRESSIVE START FROM LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! LC hitting the man that vexes him the most in this match, Angel, with the National Elite Championship in the beginning but it looks to have proved unfruitful for him, as Angel now runs in and starts to lay in heavy shots to the champ! Lefts and rights all over! Shoot kick to the leg, then to his chest! Wow! He is just laying into LC right now. . . .OSAMU ARCICHIDA FROM BEHIND, GRABBING ANGEL WITH THE TIGHT WAISTLOCK! GERMAN SUPLEX! NO! ANGEL IS FIGHTING IT, HE IS SCRAMBLING WITH HIS FEET! And. . . HE THROWS AN ELBOW BACKWARDS! It hits Osamu right in the jaw who reels backwards slightly, Angel moving forward, going for a CHOP TO THE CHEST! WOW! THEN ANOTHER! ANOTHER! Rapid-fire chops from the luchador rookie, softening up the chest of Arcichida who is struggling to defend himself right now!
Jake Mercer: Angel understands right now that it is every man for himself in this match, which means he’s going to have to multitask like what he’s doing right now! Osamu is backed up in a corner, LC is in another. . . and Angel sprints towards LC’s end! A HIGH-FLYING DROPKICK TO LC’S HEAD! THAT NEARLY TOOK IT CLEAN OFF! Angel lands back again, then runs to OSAMU! DROPKICK TO HIS HEAD NOW! AND ANGEL WANTS TO KEEP THE MOMENTUM! HE RUNS TO LC! DROPKICK TO LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH THE SAME BRUTAL VELOCITY! HE TURNS! HE HITS OSAMU WITH ANOTHER DROPKICK TO THE HEAD! THIS KID IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOW, AND HE NEEDS TO CAPITALIZE ON IT! He lands on his back again before scrambling to his feet, pointing to Lethal Consequences with a fiery determination in his eyes, RUNNING TOWARDS HIM FOR A THIRD DROPKICK! OH DEAR GOD! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES JUST BURSTS OUT WITH A LARIAT THAT COULD’VE TAKEN ANGEL’S HEAD CLEAN OFF! YOWIE WOWIE! You could feel the impact from the cheap seats there! That was one hell of a lariat that I think stopped whatever momentum Angel had dead in its tracks! He’s woozy, lying on the mat now, trying to use the ropes to bring himself back up again. . . BUT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WON’T LET HIM! He is unrelenting, bringing him down over again with stomps to his chest, to his arms, to his head! No body part of Angel is safe from the wrath of the champion! You can see the vitroil in his eyes, as LC just continues to bear down upon the challenger, now dropping to his knees and hitting him over and over again in the head with stiff forearm shots!
Stew-O: BUT OSAMU FROM BEHIND ONCE AGAIN, THIS TIME TO LC! A CLUBBING BLOW NEARLY SENDS HIM DOWN! He follows it up with another one that forces LC to shoot up in pain, placing himself against the ropes! Osamu grabs him by the arm, irish whipping him to the opposing rope. . .AND HE MEETS HIM WITH A BEAUTIFUL DROPKICK OF HIS OWN! Gonna go out on a limb here to say that Osamu may have the best dropkick in the game, period! I mean, look at that! It took the wind out of LC’s sails, but not enough as he quickly gets back up on his feet again! A SECOND DROPKICK FROM OSAMU BRINGS LC DOWN, WHO ROLLS OUT OF THE RING TO TAKE A BREATHER! LC is shaking his head, placing his arm on the barricade, but he should be watching as Osamu follows him to the outside, running towards him once again! LC MEETS HIM WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT, FOLLOWED BY AN ELBOW TO THE BACK! AND HE QUICKLY FOLLOWS IT UP BY THROWING ARCICHIDA INTO THE RINGPOST! GOD, I HATE THE SOUND THAT MOVE MAKES! You could hear the smacking of flesh against steel, as Osamu’s shoulder is now in dire straits after that! LC grits his teeth, walking over to the injured Osamu, grabbing him by his head on the outside, slowly lifting him up to his feet!
Flannery McCoy: HE THEN PUTS HIM INTO A PRECARIOUS POSITION! IS LC TRYING TO GO FOR THE ROWS PEDAL INTO THE ANNOUNCER TABLE? OSAMU IS FIGHTING IT THOUGH, SHAKING HIS BODY! HE THROWS A HAND UPWARDS THAT HITS LC RIGHT IN THE JAW! It forces him to let go of Osamu, both men now slowly recovering as they turn to meet each other once again on the outside! LC throws a right, but Osamu replies with one on his own! They’re still close to the announcer’s table here, this is not exactly the safest location to be in. . . .ANGEL DE PLATA JR. IN THE RING! HE RUNS OFF THE ROPES, BOUNCING OFF! BULLET TOPE TO BOTH OSAMU AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!! WOW! THEY DID NOT SEE THAT COMING AND THEY PAID THE PRICE FOR IT! ANGEL DE PLATA TAKING BOTH MEN OUT WITH ONE STONE IN THE FORM OF A PERFECTLY EXECUTED BULLET TOPE THAT TOOK BOTH OF THEM OUT! AND ANGEL WASTES NO TIME, LIFTING LC FROM THE GROUND AND THROWING HIM INTO THE RING! He can’t waste time in this match, he wants this win no matter what it could do to his body! He goes for the pin, LC’s shoulders are down!
Stew-O: NO CAN DO AS THE CHAMPION KICKS OUT! Wow, Angel has really been bringing it tonight! He desperately wants this victory, and who wouldn’t? Think of what it could to do for his career – in his mind, this oldhead Hall of Famer probably isn’t really ideal nor could he benefit from a reign like this, not as mcuh as he could! You can see Angel shaking his head, but he understands it’s going to take a lot more to keep his opponent down for the count! LC is writhing on the ground, still hurt from that Bullet Tope, but Angel will not let him breathe! He runs to the ropes! SOMERSAULT SENTON TO THE EXPOSED CHEST OF LC CONNECTS! HE GRABS HIS ABDOMEN IN PAIN FROM THAT ONE! Angel takes a moment to breathe, before picking himself back up on the ropes, seeing the downed LC once again, picking him up. . . LC JOLTS AWAKE! KNIFE-EDGED CHOP TO ANGEL SENDS HIM UNEXPECTEDLY INTO A WORLD OF PAIN! AND LC QUICKLY CAPITALIZES WITH A KICK TO THE GUT, THEN A SNAP SUPLEX TO BRING HIS OPPONENT DOWN! LC showing he’s still got a lot of fight left in him, standing back up and responding with another series of stomps! They don’t hurt as much as other maneuvers but they do work in keeping Angel down while he has time to think! OH! A BRUTAL JUMPING KNEE SMASH FROM LC, LANDING RIGHT ON TOP OF HIS HEAD! He wants to keep Angel down momentarily so he can have time to ponder how to bring this match home! He reaches down over to Angel’s arm. . . AND NOW HE’S JUST SLAMMING IT AGAINST THE RING OVER AND OVER AGAIN! He’s now dragging Angel, AND DRAPING THAT ARM OVER THE ROPES! NOW HE’S USING THEM TO HIS ADVANTAGE, MAKING IT BEND IN A LOT OF UNNATURAL WAYS! That would be illegal in any other match, but this is a triple threat which means anything goes! He’s thinking, sitting in the corner with his head in his palm. . .
Jake Mercer: He rolls out of the ring. . . and starts searching underneath it! This can’t spell anything but disaster for his opponents right now! AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES PULLS OUT A GARBAGE CAN! OH BOY! I don’t even know how he found that but it’s there, and LC is well ready to use it to maximize the amount of pain he can cause! Angel is slowly recuperating in the ring, BUT LC WON’T LET HIM AS HE SLIDES IN WITH THE CAN! HE KICKS ANGEL IN THE GUT, PLACING THE CAN DOWN, BEFORE GRABBING THE ROOKIE BY HIS ARM! HE WANTS TO SUPLEX HIM INTO IT! HE’S LIFTING…..NO! ANGEL IS FIGHTING BACK! He’s desperately holding on with his life, throwing wild haymakers and kicks to LC who still has him in! STANDING SWITCH! ANGEL LIFTS UP LC UP IN THE AIR! HE WANTS TO BRING HIM DOWN WITH A BRAINBUSTER OF SOME KIND. . . LC WITH KNEES TO THE HEAD! He falls down once more and both men are back to where they started! LC WITH A STANDING SWITCH! They’re vying for control again, trying to see who will claim the momentary victory here!
Flannery McCoy: OSAMU ARCICHIDA! FROM OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE GERMAN SUPLEX HOLD ONTO LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! OH MY GOD! HE JUST GERMAN SUPLEXED LC ONTO THE TRASHCAN WHILE LC WAS HOLDING ANGEL IN THE SUPLEX HOLD! HE TOOK BOTH OF THEM OUT SIMULTANEOUSLY AS THEY ARE NOW BOTH LYING IN THE RING, BARELY MOVING! OSAMU WITH A COMEBACK THAT MAY HAVE TURNED THE TIDES OF VICTORY HERE TONIGHT! LC is writhing and roaring in complete agony after his back AND neck landed directly on top of that trash can, which must have hurt like unbelievable hell! AND OSAMU IS QUICK TO JUMP AT THE CHANCE, SCOOPING LETHAL CONSEQUENCES UP FROM THE GROUND BY HIS LEG. . . WHAT A BRIDGING FISHERMAN’S SUPLEX IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! OSAMU KEEPS LC’S LEGS DOWN, IT’S A PIN!
Stew-O: BUT IT’S STILL NOT ENOUGH AS LC KICKS OUT AT TWO! Osamu now slams his hand in frustration at the fact the champion isn’t out yet, but if he knew who LC was, he would know that there is a lot more needed to bring down someone like him. He’s running his hands through his hair, trying to scrounge up a way to win, to take home the gold and be able to call himself champion! He’s up on his feet again, looking at his downed opponents. . . and decides to go for Angel! Probably seeing him as the most vulnerable out of anyone in the match, Osamu heads on over to the young man’s position, grabbing him by his back. . .AND HE GOES FOR A BACK SUPLEX! IT CONNECTS, DROPPING THE LUCHADOR RIGHT ON HIS NECK! BUT HE ISN’T DONE! HE STILL HAS THAT HOLD IN! He drags both him and Angel back to his feet. . . . HE HOOKS BOTH OF HIS ARMS! TIGER SUPLEX! IT CONNECTS, ONCE AGAIN ON ANGEL’S NECK! Osamu may be going for the trifecta of suplexes here, or maybe even quadruplet variation, as he still has Angel well within his grasp! They’re both up again. . .OSAMU WITH THE GERMAN SUPLEX ONCE MORE! ANGEL FLIPS OUT AND LANDS ON HIS FEET! What a display of athleticism by Angel, as he now runs over to Osamu! Osamu goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked by Angel who goes off the ropes and bounces back! Osamu goes for ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE! IT’S DUCKED ONCE MORE! Angel looks to bounce off once more, and he does. . .OSAMU TRIES A BIG BOOT THIS TIME, BUT ANGEL DUCKS AGAIN! The Orchestrator turns around. . . .ANGEL JUMPS TO THE TOP ROPE! HE FLIPS! WOW! SPRINGBOARD CORKSCREW CROSSBODY WITHIN A MATTER OF MOMENTS TAKING OSAMU DOWN!
Jake Mercer: BUT HE ISN’T DONE WITH HIS ASSAULT, as Osamu groggily rises to his feet. . .ONLY TO BE TAKEN DOWN BY A TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS! OSAMU’S HEAD IS DRIVEN RIGHT INTO THE MAT! BUT OSAMU WILL NOT FALTER! HE IS STILL UP! AND HE SHOWS IT, ROARING RIGHT IN THE FACE OF ANGEL WITH UTTER DEFIANCE! Angel shakes his head and is now visibly frustrated, but he will not relent either! Osamu rises – AND IS MET WITH A SUPERKICK! NO! OSAMU DODGES AND CATCHES THE LEG, LIFTING ANGEL IN THE AIR! NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! IT CONNECTS, BRINGING ANGEL DOWN TO THE MAT! Angel arcs his back in pain as Osamu stands up, fired up completely! BUT FROM BEHIND, LC WITH A CHOP BLOCK BRINGING ARCICHIDA DOWN! THE CHAMPION IS BACK AND HE RUNS OFF THE ROPES, OSAMU BARELY ABLE TO TAKE IT IN! A LOUD STEP-UP ENZIGURI WIPES THE FLOOR WITH OSAMU, ECHOING THROUGHOUT THE ARENA! Osamu finally drops down to the ground after a surprise attack from the champion, who is now back after being taken out by the garbage can! And he looks pissed! He sees Angel in the corner, who is slowly doing the best he can to recover from Osamu’s counterattack with the ropes. . . AND LC COMES CHARGING IN WITH A FLYING FOREARM SMASH IN THE CORNER, KNOCKING THE WIND OUT OF ANGEL’S SAILS! BUT HE DOESN’T QUIT! He grabs Angel by his mask and begins to repeatedly throw his head in the turnbuckle, smashing it against it! And now he’s throwing insults towards De Plata! Obscene insults that I don’t really feel like repeating, as he smashes Angel’s head against the top turnbuckle! Jesus!
Flannery McCoy: LC is throwing his frustrations out through the window and onto Angel who is barely able to defend himself right now! He grabs him by his head again. . . AND ATTEMPTS TO PULL OFF HIS MASK! OH DEAR GOD! THAT’S UTTERLY DISRESPECTFUL, ESPECIALLY TO A MASKED LUCHADOR! In Lucha libre culture, taking someone’s mask off is the ultimate sign of disregardization to that person, and LC right now is taking full advantage of it, trying to pull off Angel’s mask! But Angel’s fighting! He’s struggling, trying to fight back! Angel with knife-edged chop that sends LC backwards, as he now tries to spend time putting his mask back on properly – ACID REIGN! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES JUMPS FOR THE ACID REIGN! ANGEL DE PLATA KICKS HIM AWAY BEFORE THE CUTTER CAN CONNECT, SENDING LC RUNNING TO THE ROPES! He comes back, AND ANGEL KICKS HIM IN THE CHEST! HE PLACES THE CHAMPION BETWEEN HIS LEGS, AND LIFTS HIM UP! HE’S GOING FOR THE CRANIOTOMY, THE SPINNING PACKAGE PILEDRIVER! BUT LC IS FIGHTING IT! He lands back onto his feet and both men are level with each other again, AND THEY GO FOR SIMULTANEOUS PUNCHES! They both hit, connecting with one another right in the face, and are both sent back! THEY CHARGE AGAIN, AND MEET WITH THE SAME STRIKES! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! BUT LC LOOKS TO BE WINNING THIS EXCHANGE, OUTPUNCHING ANGEL! He falls back to the ropes, coming back TO TRY AND GO BEHIND FOR THE SLEEPER HOLD!
Stew-O: OSAMU ARCICHIDA FROM BEHIND GRABS THE UNSUSPECTING LETHAL CONSEQUENCES, ROLLING HIM UP! HE PULLS HIS TIGHTS UP WITH A SCHOOLBOY PIN!
Stew-O: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES KICKS OUT BUT THAT WAS A NEARFALL IF I HAVE EVER SEEN ONE! Both men rise back to their feet and charge. . .BUT OSAMU GETS LC RIGHT WITH A DROPKICK! BUT FROM BEHIND ANGEL GRABS OSAMU! CRUCIFIX PIN SLAMMING ARCICHIDA TO THE MAT!
Jake Mercer: AND OSAMU KICKS OUT WITH YET ANOTHER NEARFALL! NOW ALL THREE MEN ARE ON THEIR FEET AGAIN, WARY OF EACH OTHER! LC TRIES TO ATTACK OSAMU WITH A FOREARM SMASH, BUT OSAMU DODGES IT AND LC HITS ANGEL! OSAMU WITH A DROPKICK TO THE SPINE OF LC SENDING HIM INTO THE ROPES! The champion comes back. . . AND EATS ANOTHER DROPKICK TO THE SPINE THAT FORCES HIM TO A KNEE! LC tries to use the ropes as leverage to recover, while Osamu runs off the ropes, looking for a third dropkick to the kneeling LC with his back turned! BUT ANGEL FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! SUPERKICK RIGHT INTO ARCICHIDA’S JAW, TAKING HIS MOMENTUM OUT! Angel uses his opponent’s daze to his advantage, slithering behind Osamu and holding his arms upwards! SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX, LANDING RIGHT ONTO HIS NECK ONCE MORE! NOBODY’S NECK IS SAFE IN THIS MATCH! NOBODY’S! Osamu, gripping the back of his head in pain slumps in the corner, as Angel now turns his attention to the champion – ACID REIGN! ACID REIGN! THE DIAMOND CUTTER CONNECTS! THE DIAMOND CUTTER LANDS DIRECTLY IN THE RING, AND ANGEL IS OUT! THIS IS IT! LC IS RETAINING THE CHAMPIONSHIP! HE’S GOING TO DO IT!
Flannery McCoy: OSAMU ARCICHIDA BREAKS IT UP BEFORE THE PIN COULD MAKE IT, DRIVING HIS SHOULDER INTO LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! OH MY GOD, THAT WAS INFINITELY CLOSER THAN WHAT I WAS EXPECTING! MY GOD! All three men are now lying in the ring, spent, barely able to move! I don’t know what would’ve happened if Osamu hadn’t broken that up but I think it is safe to say that LC might have had that match in the bag! WOW! This has been an unexpected carnival of a match, and right now it’s hard to tell who may win tonight! Osamu is the first to recover, using the ropes to slowly get back onto his feet! Angel is barely conscious in the ring after that Acid Reign, and LC is breathing heavy in the corner! Osamu walks over to where LC is and just begins to HAMMER the champion with stiff forearm shots, calling back to his Japanese origins, where strong style was famous! Forearm! Elbow! Forearm! Elbow! A simple yet effective combination that does its job, leaving LC standing on spaghetti legs! Osamu has to practically place him against the corner, as he now places the champion up on the turnbuckle. . . .AND OSAMU QUICKLY SHIFTS HIS OWN BODY POSITION TO BE OPPOSITE FROM LC! OH MY GOD! HE IS DOING THE OSAMU LOCK WHILE LC’S LEG IS TRAPPED ALONG THE TOP ROPE! A VERY DANGEROUS YET BRUTAL WAY TO APPLY THAT SIGNATURE HOLD OF HIS! HE’S DOING AGAINST THE ROPES THOUGH, WHICH MEANS IT WON’T COUNT AS A FALL BUT IT IS ENOUGH TO CAUSE SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE TO LC WHO IS SCREAMING IN ABSOLUTE PAIN RIGHT NOW! JESUS, JUST STOP! And Osamu finally does, as a pained LC grabs onto his right leg with utmost care, trying to see if anything was potentially broken or permanently damaged from such a brutal maneuver. . . BUT OSAMU WILL NOT LET HIM FINISH! HE CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP, AND GRABS LC BY HIS HEAD AND LEGS! HE LIFTS HIM UP WITH AN INSANE LEVEL OF STRENGTH! ADRENALINE IS FUELING ARCICHIDA RIGHT NOW, HE IS GOING FOR THE BIG ONE TO END IT! THE TOP ROPE MUSCLE BUSTER! WILL HE LAND IT? THE OSAKA DROP?!!!!! HE’S GOING TO JUMP! THE ULTIMATUM TO END IT ALL FOR HIM, FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP, FOR THE TITLE! THE OSAKA DROP!!!!!
Stew-O: ANGEL DE PLATA JR. FROM THE BOTTOM LEAPS WITH A SPRINGBOARD JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TO OSAMU ARCICHIDA! OH MY GOD! HE JUST TOOK OSAMU OUT WITH AN ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT CRAZY SPRINGBOARD MOVE, HIS EYES ARE GLAZED OVER AS HE FALLS DOWN. . . . AND LC FALLS TO THE APRON, UNABLE TO MOVE ANY LONGER! ANGEL IS READY! HE IS READY TO DO IT! HE PICKS OSAMU UP. . . .AND PLACES HIM BETWEEN HIS LEGS! HE’S GOING TO GO FOR THE CRANIOTOMY AGAIN! HE LIFTS OSAMU UP FOR IT! CRANIOTOMY! CRANIOTOMY!
Jake Mercer: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES RECOVERS, GRABBING ANGEL FROM BEHIND WITH THE SLEEPER HOLD! FLASHBACK! FLASHBACK! HE WANTS TO GO FOR THE SLEEPER HOLD BACKBREAKER. . . BUT ANGEL BLOCKS IT! HE’S FIGHTING BACK, NOT WANTING TO BE SET DOWN! OSAMU IS STILL BEING HELD UP. . . AND ANGEL THROWS A BACK HEADBUTT TO LC, GETTING HIM OFF HIS BACK! THERE IT IS! CRANIOTOMY! CRANIOTOMY CONNECTS! OSAMU’S HEAD IS DRIVEN BRUTALLY DOWN TO THE MAT WITH THE SPINNING PACKAGE PILEDRIVER! THIS IS IT! ANGEL MIGHT WIN THE TITLE RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW! HE IS GOING TO HAVE THE BIGGEST VICTORY OF HIS CAREER, AS HE JUMPS OVER OSAMU FOR THE COVER!
Flannery McCoy: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GRABS ANGEL, TURNING HIM AROUND! OHHHH!!!!! THE NO CAL PUNCH! THE LOW BLOW PUNCH RIGHT INTO THE CROTCH OF ANGEL DE PLATA OUT OF NOWHERE, SENDING THE ROOKIE CRASHING DOWN INTO THE MAT! HE IS GRABBING HIS CROTCH IN ABSOLUTE AGONY, GOD THAT MUST HURT LIKE HELL! AND LC FINALIZES HIM WITH A BRUTAL BIG BOOT THAT SENDS HIM OUT TO THE RING! LC TURNS TO OSAMU ARCICHIDA! HE’S PINNING HIM! HE’S PINNING HIM AFTER ANGEL’S CRANIOTOMY! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES HAS OSAMU’S SHOULDERS DOWN, WHO IS STILL OUT FROM ANGEL’S FINISHING MOVE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Blackout” by Company Flow hits as LC sports a sly grin on his face, he has his hand raised in victory by the ref)
Stephie Love: YOUR WINNER AND STILL THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION….. LETHAL CONSEQUENCEEEEESSSSSSS!!!
Flannery McCoy: LC adds yet another successful defense under his resume as NE Champion! Osamu and Angel were more than formidable opponents and this could have went either way but in the end it was the scrappy veteran with the will and tenacity.. and unsportsmanlike measures to overcome the odds stacked against him.
Stew-O: Oh come on I know LC is capable of things like this but it doesn’t give him a pass either way. He gets no points for this!
Jake Mercer: Says who? This isn’t anything we haven’t seen from LC before, he wins by any means necessary! Angel has a bright future ahead of him and hopefully in the future he wears a cup. I have to say though, with the decade coming to a close, Lethal Consequences for better or for worse has been a name that has stayed synonymous with EAW. No matter how you feel about the man he’s one of the most decorated performers to ever step foot in an EAW ring.
(Lethal Consequences is shown celebrating the victory holding his championship high in the air as the camera fades elsewhere)
(Tinder commercial featuring former EAW Elitist Amber Keys)
Flannery McCoy (in the background): The number one contenders match to determine who faces the winner of Raven Roberts and Jenny Cien for the Universal Women’s Championship will be determined right now! The issues between Serena Bennett and Sienna Jade originate back to earlier this year during their time on the Empire brand! Both of these women despise the other and when putting a figure championship opportunity up for grabs, these women will tear the other to shreds!
Jake Mercer (in the background): Enough with the talking, Flannery! Let’s get to Stephie Love in the ring!
(We see a shot of the ring as the lovely Stephie Love stands poised with a mic in her hand.)
Stephie Love: This contest is scheduled for
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: And is for the #1 contendership for the Universal Women’s Championship!
(‘Surfin’ by Kid Cudi featuring Pharrell begins to play as the crowd gets on their feet. Out steps Serena Bennett wearing her signature glasses, a purple outfit, and the swagger she is known for as she poses on stage.)
Stephie Love: On her way to the ring…hailing from Compton, California…weighing in at 114 pounds…SEREEEEEEENAAAA BEEENNNNNEETTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
(Serena begins walking down the ramp as she slaps the hands of kids reaching over desperate to receive her affection.)
Stew-O: A set of rivals that have been at odds for a while now, Serena Bennett and Sienna Jade have been intertwined in each other’s careers and tonight it all comes to ahead. At Pain for Pride, with the Universal Women’s championship in between them both, Serena defeated Sienna only to be dethroned minutes later by Jade’s close friend Kassidy Heart. Now, they fight for a chance to see who will be the one given a chance to get back to that Universal Women’s Championship that has been the most prestigious title in women’s wrestling.
Jake Mercer: Serena looks confident and why shouldn’t she be? She beat Sienna at the biggest show of all time and she definitely believes she can do it again here in Toronto.
Flannery McCoy: I hope for her sake she doesn’t take Sienna lightly. Never forget, Jade did take Serena out for some time after sneak attacking her.
(Serena enters the ring and poses once more as the fans cheer.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent…
(‘Unfuckwithable’ by Deez Nuts begins to play as the fans cheering instantly become annoyed and start booing. Everybody watches the stage as they await Sienna Jade’s arrival.)
Stephie Love: On her way to the ring…from Calgary, Alberta, Canada…weighing in at 135 pounds…‘UNFUCKWITHABLE’…SIEEEEENNNNAAA JAAAAAAAAADDDDEEEEEE!!!!!
(The crowd keeps booing as Serena removes her glasses and stares at the stage with her hands on her knees waiting for Sienna to appear. The lights on stage flash with Jade’s signature colors as Serena looks ready.)
Stew-O: Sienna Jade’s return to Dynasty has been one that all eyes have paid attention to. She has targeted and been targeted by Serena over the past few weeks as their historic rivalry waged on. From pick your poison matches to constant fights, both these women are looking to be the other’s superior after tonight.
Flannery McCoy: Sienna Jade clearly still had issues with Serena, which explains why she tried to take her out months ago. But, with Bennett standing in front of Jade and the title that she used to hold, she has to focus up and beat her rival in order to get a chance to become Universal Women’s champion once again.
Jake Mercer: That’s all nice but, where is Sienna? Her music has been playing for like a minute and still nothing.
Flannery McCoy: Good question, it’s obvious she cares about beating Serena but she seems to be perhaps taking her time.
Stew-O: Well, this song is quite catchy, but she should be on her way to the ring soon so we can continue this FPV and see who will face the Uni-
Jake Mercer: LOOK! HOPPING THE BARRICADE!
Stew-O: SIENNA JADE! SHE REACHES UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE! SHE PULLS SERENA’S LEGS FROM UNDER HER AS BENNETT LANDS FACE FIRST ON THE MAT! THE REFEREE TURNS AS SIENNA DRAGS SERENA OUT OF THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: SIENNA JADE HAS SNUCK IN AND HAS SERENA OFF GUARD! SHE ELBOWS HER IN THE FACE OVER AND OVER, WRAPPING HER HANDS AROUND HER HAIR, AND SPINNING HER AROUND! SIENNA LOOKS OVER HER SHOULDER AND QUICKLY SPINS SERENA ONCE MORE…SHE HAS BOTH HANDS BEHIND BENNETT’S HEAD AS SHE TURNS TO THE CORNER OUTSIDE OF THE RING…
Stew-O: MY GOODNESS! OH GOD!
Jake Mercer: HOLY SHIT!
Flannery McCoy: SIENNA JADE JUST RAMMED SERENA BENNETT’S FACE RIGHT INTO THE SHARP CORNER OF THOSE STEEL STAIRS! SERENA’S HEAD MAKES A DISGUSTING THUD AS THE REFEREE QUICKLY EXITS THE RING TO BACK SIENNA AWAY FROM BENNETT!
Jake Mercer: I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone’s skull smash into that angle of the steel stairs like that in my announcing career, that’s filthy…face first into the sharpest corner of the stairs.
Stew-O: The referee yells at Jade to back away as Sienna smirks and licks her lips as the entire building begins heckling her for that dastardly deed! The match hasn’t even started and
Flannery McCoy: Oh my, guys! Look at Serena’s face! She’s pouring blood from right above her left eye!
Stew-O: There is a gash at least 4 inches wide as her eye socket begins to swell up instantly from that heinous attack!
Sienna Jade off mic: Eye for an eye, bitch. Now you can really be a crip with your one eye having ass!
Stew-O: Sienna rolls in the ring and begins to wipe her hands on her thighs and stand in her corner. Serena looks unable to compete now guys! My god, her eye looks unrecognizable! What a disgusting thing to do before a match this huge!
Flannery McCoy: I’m sick at what I’m seeing. The referee just threw up an X as emts start filing out. Sienna Jade’s laughter turns serious as the medical team quickly tries to help Serena who may have a concussion or be in a state of shock from the sheer horrific damage that steel stair shot has caused. Serena is seated ring side with the entire left side of her face bloody as Sienna screams from inside the ring at everyone helping Serena.
Sienna Jade off mic: Nah! Fuck all that! She wants to be champion again? She wants to fuck me up? Don’t let her leave! Don’t take her away! Let that little slut fight! If you take her out, this right here should mean she is forfeiting! I’m here ready to go! Come on Serena, get that ass up and fight me!
Stew-O: This is awful. Serena has been blindsided and possibly blinded literally and Sienna is mocking her and screaming that she should forfeit. I can’t believe this.
Flannery McCoy: Serena is being tended to as Sienna Jade is shaking her head inside the ring. Serena can’t possibly compete tonight with her eye in the condition it is currently in.
Sienna Jade off mic: Hey, Stupie Love…give me that mic!
(Stephie Love gingerly hands Jade a microphone as Jade stands in the middle of the ring encouraging the fans to boo more and more.)
Sienna Jade: You wanna boo me? Boo ME?! Are you fucking kidding me? Look! Look at me! I put on my best FPV attire, trained really freakin’ hard, and came ready for this epic blow off feud ending match and look at the beloved Serena Bennett. Look at her! Future Love and Hip Hop Season 13 background character ass can’t even stand up to me! She’s giving up! Pathetic! Hey, TALK TO ME NICE SERENA! TALK TO ME NICE!!! All you Serena fans, say it with me!
Stew-O: These fans are not having it. They are ready to riot at Sienna spoiling a prime time match up and cowardly taking Serena out like she just did.
Sienna Jade: Listen. I’ll be the fair. I’ll be the bigger person, ok? Ok. Clearly she is having issues with the fact that I’m just that much better than her. So, I’ll give her to the count of ten to get in this ring and wrestle me before I declare this a forfeit and demand StarrStan to come out here and name me the number one contender to the Universal Women’s Championship. Got it, Se-ReRe? Ready? 1…2…3…
Flannery McCoy: I cant believe Sienna Jade right now. The medical team is helping Bennett off the ground as they hold a towel over her left eye. Bennet’s blood floods the rag and turns it from solid white to bloody orange and Sienna is mocking her inside the ring.
Sienna Jade: 4…5…C’mon little hoe, is this how you want to lose?
Jake Mercer: I am a Sienna Jade fan myself but even this is tough to watch her do to a great elitist like Serena. The emts are slowly carrying Bennett around the ring and towards the ramp as Jade begins posing like Serena in the ring.
Sienna Jade: TALK TO ME NICE! C’mon Bennett! 6…7…8…Shit, this is easier than getting Imp from soft to hard! Where was I? Oh yeah! 8…9…
Stew-O: LOOK! Serena shoves away the medical staff and the referee as she snatche the bloody towel off her face. She turns as Sienna stops her count at 9.
Sienna Jade: …
Flannery McCoy: The fans are back on their feet as Serena stumbles and slowly walks towards the ring! Serena begins climbing the apron, she rolls into the ring, Serena slowly makes her way to her feet as the fans want to cheer more but that bloody eye is so discouraging to see!
Flannery McCoy: I respect the spirit but they can’t let her go through with this! She isn’t in condition to wrestle now!
Sienna Jade: Oh, look who’s ready for this beating now. Damn…that eye looks bad! Maybe you should take your ass out of here before it’s too late!
Jake Mercer: Sienna Bennett stares out of her one eye not bloodied and shakes her head as Jade shrugs her shoulders.
Sienna Jade: Fine…somebody ring that bell so I can end this bitch right now.
Stew-O: The referee and the emts are pleading with Bennett to leave the ring as Jade stands opposite her daring her to throw a punch. Bennett cocks her arm back as the referee has no choice and allows the bell to be rung.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Serena swings a wild punch but Sienna Jade weaves it. As Sienna ducks, Serena spins around…STIFF KICK TO THE BACK BY JADE TO BENNETT’S SPINE AS SERENA COLLAPSES TO HER HANDS AND KNEES! This is not what we expected as Sienna Jade has all but disabled the former Universal Women’s champion here at Road to Redemption. Serena is in every bit of pain but she just can’t quit it seems.
Flannery McCoy: Sienna Jade attacked Serena before the match and could have done permanent damage to that eye but Serena refused to leave to get assistance. Serena Bennett wants to fight but she simply can’t compete as she is right now. Sienna Jade is sick for even daring her to come back and compete after what she did.
Jake Mercer: StarrStan, somebody has to stop this before Bennett really gets hurt more than she already has been.
Stew-O: Jade stalks Serena as blood pours from her face and the emts are trying to help her out of the ring. Serena pushes them away as she pulls herself off the ground and onto her feet. Bennett can only open one eye as Jade is waiting for her to turn around. Bennett is standing with her back to Jade, it’s like she knows what’s waiting for her as she takes a deep breath. Bennett quickly turns as she throws another wild punch…
Flannery McCoy: Kick to the stomach from Jade as Bennett collapses again to both knees. Jade grabs her by the hair…helps her back to her feet…she hooks Serena’s head and then her leg…Jade gives a sinister smirk before scooping Serena up in the air…
Stew-O: TEMPTRESS HITS! Bridging fisherman suplex by Jade as she goes for the pin…
Stew-O: C’mon now. Jade breaks up her own pin as she gets to her hands and knees and stares at the downed Bennett. Serena is flat on her back, unable to fight back, as Jade’s evil laugh turns into an evil glare in seconds. Jade uses her bare hands and smears that blood all over Serena’s face and onto her arms as she is almost bathing in her rivals blood!
Sienna Jade off mic: I end this how I want to!
Flannery McCoy: Jade is overdoing things man. Somebody has to stop this damn match my god!
Jake Mercer: Jade is making a statement and it’s at the uncomfortable expense of the beloved Bennett. Jade is as ruthless as she has ever been as she stands up and walks to the ring ropes.
Stew-O: Jade exits the ring and stands on the ring apron as Bennett starts to stir. Bennett rolls over to her belly as Jade continues screaming and heckling her.
Sienna Jade off mic: GET THE FUCK UP SERENA! GET UP RIGHT NOW!
Stew-O: Jade begins stomping as fans are throwing garbage from the crowd at Jade on the apron. Plastic cups, food wrappers, plastic bottles and other pieces of trash fall short of her as she turns to the crowd and gives them all a huge middle finger. Bennett is slowly rising like a zombie in her movements as she finally gets to her feet.
Flannery McCoy: Bennett can’t possibly withstand anything more as she stumbles to stand up right. Bennett turns as Jade grips the top rope and leaps from the apron.
Stew-O: Jade springboards off the ropes and flies back into the ring!
Jake Mercer: RAW SIENNA!!! RAW SIENNA!!!
Stew-O: The springboard dropkick nearly takes Serena’s head off as Jade puts full effort into it! Bennett is down and she isn’t moving any more as Jade rolls to her knees. Jade begins to slowly crawl as if she has wrestled a grueling match, mocking Bennett one last time before hooking the legs and finally making the cover.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: It’s finally over…
(Jade mushes Serena’s face as the medical team and referee hurry to reach Bennett who is out cold. ‘Unfuckwithable’ by Deez Nuts plays as Jade stands up and embraces the insane level of boos the fans are giving her.)
Stephie Love: Here…here is your winner…and the new number one contender to the Universal Women’s Championship…Sienna Jade.
Flannery McCoy: Jade didn’t play fair and Serena didn’t even get a single piece of offense in. I don’t understand how they allowed this match to even happen following that steel steps shot to the eye. Bennett could have permanent eye damage and was clearly concussed from that point on.
Jake Mercer: Jade, I hate to say it, outsmarted and was far more calculated with her strategy tonight and
Flannery McCoy: Strategy?! She attacked and destroyed Serena who clearly was not ready for tonight!
Jake Mercer: Look, we all have seen horrific things in EAW and hopefully Serena can be fine in due time and I will pray she really isn’t blinded or anything or whatever but c’mon Flan! If you expected a fair match between these two with their history, you are clueless!
Flannery McCoy: Watch your mouth, Jake!
Jake Mercer: I’m just saying! Sienna Jade not only wanted to become number one contender for that Universal Women’s championship again, she wanted to take Serena Bennett out and she did both without breaking much of a sweat.
Stew-O: You two, please! I know this was not the ideal match we all wanted but let us keep things as professional as we can. Jade won but let’s all send our energy to Serena in hopes this isn’t something that becomes a career ending moment in one of the most promising EAW careers we have ever seen. From Grand Rampage winner and Pain for Pride title winner to this…it’s hard to witness her be beaten like this but if there is anybody who you can’t count out forever, it’s Serena.
(Jade shoves the referee as he tries to help Bennett. She screams and points at her wrist as the referee stands and begrudgingly helps raise her hand as fans boo even more.)
Stew-O: Sienna Jade was as ruthless as we have ever seen her tonight. If I’m the Undisputed Women’s Champion, I would be on guard at what Jade can and will do to regain the top spot of this division.
(The scene fades out as we see Jade posing in the ring and the medical team escorts Bennett out of the ring and up the entrance ramp.)
(Commercial break for Mr. DEDEDE’s Gawdverbs’ tour, including testimonials from people who swear up and down it’s the only way to live.)
(The crowd goes wild as Road to Redemption returns and the graphic for the next match flashes across the screen.)
(A highlight reel begins to play showcasing some of Extreme Enigma’s greatest moments. His world championship wins are chronicled, as well as his Cash in the Vault win which is one of the feel good moments of the decade. The fans, especially the diehard EAW loyalists, who have been there from the beginning are shown clips of Extreme Enigma inside the ring, pulling off incredible moves, teaming with his former partner and current Elitist, Justin Windgate, and just being the goat and beloved personality he was known to be.)
(The highlight video plays itself out and all the competitors for the battle royal are inside the ring. Justin Windgate in particular is seen looking a little emotional, but ready to fight. On the outside of the ring, Voltage ring announcer, Bella Braxton, steps forward.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING IS THE EXTREME ENIGMA MEMORIAL BATTLE ROYAL! THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS BY TOSSING YOUR OPPONENT OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Stew-O: The Extreme Enigma Memorial Battle Royal is getting underway and all of the competitors are already inside the squared circle. Weapons are allowed, who knows what is going to happen!
Deadprez: The winner will earn a big, fat, one hundred-thousand dollar check and will have their name written down in the EAW history books. Who is going to walk out victorious? Will it be someone from Showdown? Voltage? Dynasty? Anything can and will happen, so stay tuned!
(DING DING DING)
Stew-O: And here we go! The Extreme Enigma Battle Royal has begun! These men are already going at each other! They are not wasting any time! Chaos reigns supreme inside the ring as a couple of Elitists have decided they don’t want none of that and they have left the ring sliding under the bottom rope!
Deadprez: It’s Shortfuse PAKA and Dray Fontana! They are looking for weapons at ringside. Smart move! Remember: there is no disqualification, anything goes! Oh Lord! Shortfuse PAKA has found a Baseball Bat underneath the ring! And Dray! He just took a chair from the crowd! Both of them are now rushing back inside the ring….
Stew-O: Meanwhile, the action inside the squared circle is completely out of control! Landerson and Provencal are going at each other in the corner! So are Mike Gambino and SKA! Hurricanrana by Landerson!!! Provencal goes over the top rope but manages to stay on the apron by grabbing the bottom rope just in time! Here comes Lance Blackfyre! WHAT A BIG BOOT! Provencal drops to the floor as he is the first one to get eliminated! Flashbacks to Grand Rampage when Prov set the record for being the fastest elimination ever!
Deadprez: Lance Blackfyre is now flexing his muscles as the crowd is going crazy! Don’t waste time taunting! Harper Lee and Sierra Bradford caught him with a double dropkick! Lance Blackfyre is now stunned on the ropes… what do these two have in store for him?!
Stew-O: NO WAY!!! Harper Lee and Sierra Bradford glare at each other for a moment, then they turn their attention back to Lance! They grab him by his legs… they are trying to get him over the top rope! Easier said than done! Lance Blackfyre is over 300 pounds… no way they can get him over the top rope! They need help!
Deadprez: Wait a minute! The rest of the competitors have decided to help Harper and Sierra! Smart move! They all know Lance is easily the biggest threat in this Battle Royale, they understand eliminating Lance would drastically increase all of their chances at winning this Battle Royale!…OH MY LORD….A SEA OF BODIES, ALL ATTEMPTING TO DUMP LANCE BLACKFYRE OVER THE TOP ROPE…NO WAY!?! AND THEY DO IT!!! LANCE BLACKFYRE IS GONE, HE’S BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THIS MATCH!!
Stew-O: THE BIG MAN IS GONE!! He was favorite heading into this match, but that also put a target on his back! Chaos ensuing once again inside the ring, it’s an all out melee!! SHAKER JONES AND RONAN MALOSI ATTEMPTING TO ELIMINATE SHANE GATES, THEY’VE GOT HIM IN A PERILOUS SITUATION!! ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING, SKA SENDS MIKE GAMBINO FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE, ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR!!! MIKE GAMBINO IS GONE!! SKA ELIMINATED GAMBINO!! THAT’S 3 MEN ALREADY GONE FROM THIS BATTLE ROYALE, WHAT ACTION!!!
Deadprez: Weapons still strewn around the ring, this match has turned into a brawl! Shawn Sturgis and Shortfuse Paka duking it out in the corner, both men frantically looking for anyway to eliminate the other. A match like this can be so difficult, you are constantly looking over your shoulder, because while you may have one competitor handled, there’s a dozen more behind your back trying to take you as well!
Stew-O: I couldn’t have said it better myself, Deadprez. You can be the most athletic, strongest, or fastest, but it takes more than that to win a match like this. It takes perseverance to another degree. Justin Windgate and Komatsu Ogawa going after each other, what a clash of styles! Both men trading blows, but they better be careful, or they’re both going to be eliminated…SIERRA BRADFORD COULD PROVE ME RIGHT, SENDING BOTH MEN TUMBLING OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT THEY LANDED ON THE APRON!! JUSTIN WINDGATE AND KOMATSU OGAWA BOTH ON THE EDGE, ON THE VERGE OF DEFEAT…JUSTIN WINDGATE NAILS A SUPERKICK…KOMATSU SENDS ONE RIGHT BACK!!!…JUSTIN RESPONDS WITH A PELE KICK, RIGHT ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD, AND HE ELIMINATED OGAWA, WHO FALLS OFF THE APRON DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!
Deadprez: JUSTIN WINDGATE WITH AN ELIMINATION, AND THAT’S OGAWA, GONE!! Justin Windgate re-enters the ring, he’s approached by a very aggressive Ryan Wilson, this will be good!! RYAN WILSON FLIES AT WINDGATE WITH A CLOTHESLINE, BUT JUSTIN AVOIDS IT, JUSTIN STORMS AT WILSON NOW WITH A RUNNING HURRICANRANA, SENDING RYAN WILSON TUMBLING ACROSS THE RING!! JUSTIN WINDGATE ATTEMPTS TO CLOTHESLINE RYAN WILSON OVER THE TOP ROPE …HE DOES IT, RYAN WILSON IS GO-WAIT, HE’S HANGING ON TO THE ROPES, HE’S NOT GONE YET …WAIT! WINDGATE IS EXITING THE RING THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AS RYAN IS STRUGGLING!…WHAT THE HELL!!
Stew-O: JUSTIN WINDGATE JUST PULLED SOMETHING OUT FROM UNDER THE RING…WHAT THE HELL IS THAT…OH NO!!…IT APPEARS TO BE A GUITAR WRAPPED IN RAZOR WIRE, JESUS CHRIST, THAT RAZOR WIRE WILL SLICE THROUGH YOUR BODY LIKE A KNIFE THROUGH BUTTER… WAIT WHAT THE HELL, HE’S GONNA…NO…NO!!! JUSTIN WINDGATE SMASHES THE GUITAR OVER THE SKULL OF RYAN WILSON, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! RYAN WILSON FALLS TO HIS DEMISE, HE’S GONE FROM THIS BATTLE ROYALE!!
Deadprez: Welp. I hope Mr. DEDEDE doesn’t get pissed someone placed a weak ass version of The Equalizer under the ring. That thing just got drive right through the brain of Ryan Wilson. At least he has the King of Elite tournament to look forward too, I guess. That’s another man gone from this match, it’s been action packed up to this point, who’s going to be next!!! Oh boy, Zak Simmons and Woogie are now face to face in the middle of the ring, these two have bad blood written in their history. Simmons took The Big Boogie Bhampionship from Woogie on Voltage, can Woogie write his name in the record books, and possibly eliminate the man who took his title!!!
Stew-O: Well it looks like he’s going to try, Simmons and Woogie, the brawl is on!! Woogie and Simmons exchanging blows…SIMMONS COMING OFF THE ROPES WITH A KNEE TO THE JAW OF WOOGIE, CLIPPED HIS CHIN WITH A KNEE!!! NOW WOOGIE COMING OFF THE ROPES WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!! HE JUST DECAPITATED SIMMONS, WHO’LL HAVE TO ASK THE FRONT FOR FOR HIS JAW BACK, MY GOD!!! ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING, GAINES AMD STURGIS ATTEMPTING TO ELIMINATE EL LANDERSON, PAKA AND FONTANA ARE ALSO GETTING INTO IT, WHAT A MATCH!!!
Deadprez: ZAK AND WOOGIE STILL GOING AT IT, AND IT LOOKS LIKE ZAK HAS THE UPPER HAND AS HE GETS WOOGIE HUNG UP ON THE ROPES! ZAK STARTING TO RUN THE ROPES, IS HE GOING FOR AN ELIMINATION- NO! WOOGIE WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE, BUT ZAK CHARGES IN ONCE AGAIN- RIGHT INTO A SPINEBUSTER!! WOOGIE JUST HIT ZAK SIMMONS WITH A HUGE SPINEBUSTER, AND THE CROWD IS GOING CRAZY AS IT LOOKS LIKE WOOGIE MIGHT HAVE A PATH TO AN ELIMINATION- OH NO LOOK OUT!
Stew-O: SHAKER JONES JUST TOSSED WOOGIE OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT WOOGIE JUST BARELY MANAGED TO LAND ON THE APRON! SHAKER TRYING TO TAKE WOOGIE OUT, BUT LOOK! SHANE GATES GOING RIGHT AFTER SHAKER JONES, AND WOOGIE MAY HAVE BEEN SAVED DESPITE IT BEING UNINTENTIONALLY, AS GATES IS BEATING EVERYTHING OUT OF SHAKER! GATES! The action has been fast and furious. There’s no stopping these guys! They are going all out! The giant Lance Blackfyre is now out of the way but here comes another giant: The Ringmaster! He is fighting Shortfuse PAKA in the corner and neither one of these two seems to manage to get the upper hand…
Deadprez: Oh man! Just a never ending exchange of brutal chops and kicks! What a brutal headbutt from Shortfuse PAKA! That’s his signature move! I’ve seen many fall to The Wrecking Ball this way! The Ringmaster collapses down to the mat as the action all around them doesn’t seem to stop!
Stew-O: PAKA now with the upper hand… he drags The Ringmaster in the middle of the ring… SHORTFUSE LOCK! His signature Boston Crab is locked in right in the middle of the ring! What is he thinking! He can’t eliminate The Ringmaster via tapout!
Deadprez: Since when does Shortfuse PAKA care about rules? He just wants to hurt people and that’s exactly what he is doing right now to The Ringmaster! SUPA DOPA KICK from SHAKER JONES!!! PAKA has to release the hold! He is completely out!
Stew-O: The Ringmaster is now back up on his feet. What is he thinking?! HE LIFTS Shortfuse PAKA up!!! No way! That’s over two hundred pounds of Japanese fury! GORILLA PRESS SLAM to the floor! Shortfuse PAKA is out! He has been eliminated by The Ringmaster thanks to the assist from Shaker Jones!
Deadprez: Meanwhile the action is continuing at ringside! Ronan Malosi and Korey Gaines are going at it!!! Remember: the only way to get eliminated is over the top rope! These two are still in the match. Irish whip from Ronan Malosi and Gaines bounces off the Steel Steps!!! Ouch! That’s gotta hurt. Malosi is looking for a weapon underneath the ring! He’s going to take full advantage of the stipulation! HE GOT A SLEDGEHAMMER!!!!
Stew-O: Gaines is still stunned on the floor… Malosi is going to hurt him! He’s closing in on Korey Gaines… wait a minute!
Deadprez: SUICIDE DIVE!!! HARPER LEE JUST CRASHED INTO RONAN MALOSI WITH THAT HUGE SUICIDE DIVE!! She’s not eliminated though! She flew right between the middle and the top rope! And who knows, she has probably just saved Gaines career right there! Unless….
Stew-O: Harper Lee with the Sledgehammer! What is she going to do with it? Gaines is back on his feet and he’s simply staring at her with a terrified look in his eyes! Harper Lee lets go off the Sledgehammer as the weapon bounces off the floor. She nods to Korey Gaines and he nods right back! Message received! What a show of respect between Gaines and Lee! Oh no… Ronan Malosi is back! He has just blindsided Harper Lee with a vicious hit! She was distracted!
Deadprez: Gaines is not going to stand for this though! Kick to the gut to Malosi! Ronan is stunned… FLIP PILEDRIVER!!! GAINES CALLS THAT THE OKIE DESTROYER!! He just killed Ronan Malosi!!!
Stew-O: Ronan Malosi might be dead but he is still in this match… he was never thrown over the top rope! He’s still in this fight! Korey Gaines has to bring him back in and throw him out!
Deadprez: Gaines picks up Malosi and just like that, he throws him right back inside! Ronan doesn’t even know where he is! Here comes Sierra Bradford! She is gonna take care of him now! AND SIERRA MANAGES TO SEND MALOSI OVER THE TOP ROPE! Thanks for coming Malosi! And what a team effort from these three!
Stew-O: Meanwhile on the other side of the ring El Landerson and Santo Muerte are going at each other! These two luchadores are out here to prove who is the best tonight! SLINGBLADE by the Saint of Death! Landerson is out! Santo Muerte is now stalking Landerson… he wants to finish him with everything he has! Santo Muerte catches Landerson! PACKAGE PILEDR…. NO! LANDERSON REVERSED IT! HURRICANRANA BY LANDERSON!!!
Deadprez: Is Landerson going to win the Extreme Enigma Battle Royal right here tonight on the EAW Network? We are about to find out! Santo Muerte is stunned… Landerson charges in! NO!!! Santo Muerte got out of the way and pulled down the top rope! Landerson went flying over it… BUT HE’S NOT OUT YET! Landerson managed to grab the bottom rope! He is still on the apron!
Stew-O: Santo Muerte didn’t even notice and he’s celebrating as if Landerson was eliminated. Meanwhile Laderson got back to his feet. SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK! Landerson connects! Santo Muerte stumbles on the middle rope! He’s out! Oh no! Is Landerson going to hit the Tiger Feint Kick?!?!
Deadprez: YES! Tiger Feint Kick! Landerson just hit Santo Muerte! Now he follows up, goes for the SPRINGBOAR- NO! SANTO MUERTE JUST PUSHED LANDERSON’S FEET OUT FROM UNDER HIM, AND LANDERSON WAS NEARLY ELIMINATED THERE BUT HE’S JUST BARELY MANAGING TO HANG ON RIGHT NOW! SANTO TRYING TO USE HIS FEET TO PUSH LANDERSON OUT OF THE RING, IS LANDERSON ABOUT TO BE TAKEN OUT OF THIS MATCH!?
Stew-O: NO!!! JUSTIN JUST TRIED TO THROW SANTO OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT SANTO MANAGED TO HOLD ON, AND FEND JUSTIN OFF OF HIM! THIS MATCH IS FAR FROM OVER, AS BOTH EL LANDERSON AND SANTO MUERTE MANAGE TO HOLD ONTO THEIR SPOTS IN THIS MATCH! AND LOOK AT WHAT’S GOING ON NOW!
Deadprez: RIGHT NOW DRAY FONTANA AND PETEY ASDEE ARE GOING AT IT, AND IT LOOKS LIKE PETEY IS TRYING TO ELIMINATE DRAY! DRAY WITH A FIST TO THE FACE THOUGH, AND THAT CAUSES PETEY TO BACK AWAY FROM HIM! DRAY NOW WITH AN IRISH WHIP TOWARDS THE ROPES, AND NOW HE CHARGES IN- RIGHT INTO AN ELBOW BY PETEY! NOW IT’S PETEY TRYING TO LIFT DRAY OVER THE TOP ROPE, CAN HE SCORE AN ELIMINATION HERE!?
Stew-O: GAINES WITH A DROPKICK TO PETEY’S BACK! PETEY LET GO OF DRAY AS HE LANDS ON HIS FEET- BUT DRAY IS HIT WITH THE FINAL DESTINATION BY HARPER! THE BICYCLE KNEE CONNECTS AND DRAY IS OUT! GAINES AND LEE NOW, SIMULTANEOUSLY THROWING OUT BOTH DRAY FONTANA AND PETEY ASDEE, BOTH COMPETITORS ARE OUT OF THIS MATCH THANKS TO THESE TWO!!
Deadprez: HARPER AND GAINES THROUGHOUT THEIR BACK AND FORTH THIS WEEK SEEMED TO SHARE RESPECT TOWARDS ONE ANOTHER, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THAT RESPECT IS COMING INTO THIS MATCH HERE AS THEY WORKED TOGETHER TO ELIMINATE NOT ONE, BUT TWO PEOPLE! THIS MATCH HAS BEEN CHAOTIC TO SAY THE LEAST, AND IT’S STILL NOT FINISHED YET!
Stew-O: In the meantime Sapphire Estelle and Sierra Bradford have been going at it in the opposite corner of the ring! Sierra attempting to Irish whip Sapphire, but Sapphire pulls Sierra back and hits a huge knee lift into the midsection! Now it’s Sapphire attempting to toss Sierra over the top rope- BUT SIERRA MANAGES TO KICK SAPPHIRE AWAY! SIERRA NOW LOOKING TO RETURN THE FAVOR AS SAPPHIRE IS CLOSE TO THE ROPES, AND SHE THROWS HER OVER- NO! SAPPHIRE IS HANGING ONTO THOSE ROPES AS HARD AS SHE CAN, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S SAFE FOR NOW!
Deadprez: Nathan Von Liebert is in the center of that ring, and it looks like he has a smile on his face as he’s witnessing all the carnage unfold in front of him- BUT LOOK WHO’S BEHIND HIM! NATHAN SLOWLY BEGINNING TO TURN AROUND, AND IT’S HIM! RETRO RICO REEVES!! NATHAN JUST STARING AT RICO REEVES, AND LOOK AT THIS! RICO REEVES DOESN’T SEEM TO HAVE A CARE IN THE WORLD, NATHAN’S SPEECHLESS! WHAT’S RICO GOING TO DO!?
(Rico begins walking towards the rope and bounces off of it, before walking back to NvL and delivering a very low effort punch that doesn’t actually phase him.)
Stew-O: WOW, A PUNCH TO THE FACE BY RICO REEVES! NATHAN LOOKS ABSOLUTELY STUNNED! THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET AS RICO IS BRINGING ALL THIS OFFENSE TO NVL, AND WAIT! WHAT’S THIS!?
(Rico follows his “punch” up with an also low effort superkick to Nathan’s leg. Nathan still doesn’t move but Rico just puts his hands in his pockets.)
Stew-O: WOW, WHAT A SUPERKICK THAT WAS BY RICO, NATHAN’S LEG HAS TO BS BROKEN RIGHT NOW, SOMEONE NEEDS TO CALL AN- WAIT WAIT WAIT NO!
Deadprez: NATHAN JUST THREW RICO OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT LOOK AT THAT! RICO BARELY MANAGED TO LAND ON THE APRON, AND EVEN NOW HE’S JUST MAKING THINGS LOOK TO EASY AS HE HAS HIS HANDS IN HIS POCKETS, JUST LOOKING OVER AT THE FANS! WAIT, NO! NATHAN JUST KICKED RICO OUT OF THE RING! RICO REEVES IS GONE, BUT HE’S NOT GETTING UP! RICO STILL HAS HIS HANDS IN HIS POCKETS JUST LAYING ON THE FLOOR, BUT THIS MATCH IS STILL GONNA CONTINUE!
Stew-O: It’s a shame that Rico had to go like that, BUT NOW LOOK! THE RINGMASTER IS ON THE OFFENSE AS HE PUMMELS NVL INTO THE CORNER AND BEGINS UNLOADING ON HIM! THE RINGMASTER NOW WITH AN IRISH WHIP TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER OF THE RING, AND NOW HE CHARGES IN! HUGE CLOTHESLINE IN THE CORNER BY THE RINGMASTER! NVL IS IN TROUBLE AS THE RINGMASTER IS SLOWLY TAKING HIM DOWN AND OUT!
Deadprez: SAPPHIRE HAS MANAGED TO TAKE SIERRA OUT TEMPORARILY, AND NOW SHE’S GOING RIGHT AFTER THE RINGMASTER! SAPPHIRE IS HELPING NVL OUT HERE AS THE TWO OF THEM ARE TAKING DOWN THE RINGMASTER, AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE MAY HAVE ANOTHER TEMPORARY ALLIANCE HERE AS THE TWO MANAGE TO SEND THE RINGMASTER OVER THE TOP ROPE! THE RINGMASTER IS STILL ON THE APRON, BUT SAPPHIRE IS RUNNING THE ROPES! HUGE DROPKICK KNOCKS THE RINGMASTER OFF OF THE APRON, AND THAT’S IT! HE’S BEEN ELIMINATED! IMPRESSIVE TEAMWORK BY SAPPHIRE AND NVL, BUT NOW WHAT!?
Stew-O: Now the match continues! HARPER LEE ATTEMPTS TO ELIMINATE EL LANDERSON, DUMPING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE …BUT HE HANGS ON LANDERSON IS STILL IN THIS MATCH!! HARPER LEE CHARGES AT HIM…BUT IS MET WITH A SUPERKICK FROM SHANE GATES, A SUPERKICK RIGHT ON THE CHIN!!! BUT HE’S ALLOWED LANDERSON TO GET BACK INTO THE RING TO RECOVER! SHANE LOOKING CONFIDENT, BUT HE NEEDS TO WATCH OUT, AS THERE’S NVL WHO STORMS AT SHANE GATES WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!! SHANE GATES IS GONE, AND POSSIBLY THANKS TO HIM LANDERSON IS STILL IN!!
Deadprez: BUT HARPER LEE IS BACK UP, AND SHE IS RAINING DOWN ON EL LENADERSON, A VIOLENT STORM OF STRIKES, BUT SHE NEEDS TO BE CAREFUL, TURNING YOUR BACK FOR A SECOND COULD PROVE COSTLY! WAIT, MY POINT IS ABOUT TO BE PROVEN, ZAK SIMMONS ATTEMPTING ELIMINATE HARPER LEE, SHE’S OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT HANGING ON!!! HARPER LEE NAILS SIMMONS IN THE JAW WITH A NASTY BOOT, ESCAPING PERIL! NOW IT’S ZAK SIMMONS IN PERIL, HE’S SURROUNDED BY LEE, SHAWN STURGIS, AND THE WOOGIEMAN!! WE ALL KNOW THE BAD BLOOD BETWEEN WOOGIE, ZAK, AND SHAWN, BUT THEY’RE WILLING TO STAND TOGETHER IN ORDER TO ELIMINATE ZAK SIMMONS!! SIMMONS ATTEMPTING AN ESCAPE UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE, BUT WOOGIE WONT LET HIM, DRAGGING SIMMONS BODY BACK INTO THE EYE OF THE STORM, HE’S GOT NOWHERE TO GO …HARPER LEE WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO THE CHIN, WHAT A MOVE….NOW SHAWN STURGIS WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE, FULL CONTACT ON THAT ONE!!!…NOW FINALLY, WOOGIE, TAKES HIS HEAD OFF WITH A VICIOUS CLOTHESLINE!! THEN HE DUMPS SIMMONS OVER THE TOP ROPE, ANOTHER ONE GONE!!! ZAK SIMMONS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY THE WOOGIEMAN, WHAT TEAMWORK BY WOOGIE, HARPER LEE, AND SHAWN STURGIS, AGAINST A COMMON FOE IN ZAK SIMMONS!!
Stew-O: BUT DON’T TURN YOUR BACK, WOOGIE ATTEMPTING TO ELIMINATE HARPER LEE, WHO HANGS ON, NOW WOOGIE AND SHAWN SQUARE OFF, IN A SEA OF BODIES, THEY WERE WILLING TO WORK TOGETHER TO ELIMINATE SIMMONS, BUT NOW IT’S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!! WOOGIE AND SHAWN, TRADING BLOWS, NEITHER MAN ABLE TO GAIN THE UPPER HAND ON THE OTHER, THEY KNOW EACH OTHER SO WELL, WOOGIE WITH A KICK….SHAWN RESPONDS WITH ANOTHER SUPERKICK!! IT’S BEEN A SUPERKICK PARTY HERE TONIGHT!!! WOOGIE RESPONDS WITH A CLOTHESLINE-NO, IT WAS COUNTERED BY SHAWN STURGIS INTO A DDT!!! SHAWN STURGIS WITH AN INCREDIBLE COUNTER, NOW HE HAS THE UPPER HAND, THIS IS HIS CHANCE TO NARROW THE COMPETITION, AND PUT HIMSELF IN THE POSITION TO WIN!! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!!!! HARPER LEE OUT OF NOWHERE, SHE’S BACK IN THE MATCH, AND SHE JUST THREW SHAWN OVER THE TOP ROPE, HE CRASHES DOWN TO THE FLOOR IN A HEAP!!! HE’S GONE!! SHAWN STURGIS,ELIMINATED BY HARPER LEE, HE TURNED HIS BACK, HE WAS FOCUSED ON WOOGIE, AND WOOGIE ONLY!!! A COSTLY MISTAKE FOR SHAWN STURGIS!! ANOTHER ONE GONE AT THE HANDS OF HARPER LEE, DESPITE THIS BEING HER VERY FIRST MATCH!! WHAT A PERFORMANCE BY HARPER HERE TONIGHT!!
Deadprez: NO TIME TO CATCH A BREATH THOUGH! WE ARE NOW APPROACHING THE FINAL STAGES OF THIS BATTLE ROYAL! WE CAN SEE EL LANDERSON AND SKA FIGHTING IN THE CORNER! NEITHER ONE OF THEM SEEMS TO BE ABLE TO GET THE UPPER HAND! SKA LAUNCHES LANDERSON WITH AN IRISH WHIP! SKACUTT OFF THE REBOUND! LANDERSON’S HEAD BOUNCES OFF THE MAT! HE’S OUT LIKE A LIGHT! SKA PICKS HIM UP ONCE AGAIN BUT HE’S STRUGGLING! SKA NOW GETS EL LANDERSON OVER THE TOP ROPE… THE LUCHADOR IS NOW ON THE APRON! PRECARIOUS POSITION! LANDERSON HAS TO FIGHT BACK OR ELSE THIS WILL BE THE END FOR HIM!
Stew-O: SKA CHARGES IN! LANDERSON CATCHES HIM WITH A KICK TO THE FACE! SKA STUMBLES BACK…JUSTIN WINDGATE WITH A STIFF FOREARM KNOCKS LANDERSON OFF THE APRON!!! ANOTHER ELIMINATION FOR JUSTIN WINDGATE! LANDERSON CAN’T BELIEVE IT! HE WAS SO CLOSE TO PULL OFF THE UPSET OF THE CENTURY!
Deadprez: THERE’S SO LITTLE COMPETITORS LEFT IN THE RING! THIS IS GETTING INTENSE! ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING WOOGIEMAN IS TRYING TO FEND OFF SAPPHIRE ESTELLE! THEY ARE BOTH GRAPPLING AGAINST THE ROPES AND THAT’S NOT THE POSITION YOU WANT TO BE IN A BATTLE ROYAL!
Stew-O: I WOULDN’T WANT TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR THAT RING RIGHT NOW! SKA CHARGES IN WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE AND SENDS BOTH WOOGIEMAN AND SAPPHIRE ESTELLE OVER THE TOP ROPE!! DID YOU SEE THAT!?
Deadprez: THE FORMER BIG BOOGIE BHAMPION STUMBLES DOWN ON THE FLOOR! HE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY SKA!!! SAPPHIRE ESTELLE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO GRAB THE BOTTOM ROPE AND SHE PULLED HERSELF BACK ON THE APRON! BUT SKA IS RIGHT ON TOP OF HER! A COUPLE OF WICKED STOMPS FROM SKA AS HE IS RELENTLESSLY TRYING TO GET HER OFF THE APRON!
Stew-O: SHAKER JONES FROM BEHIND BLASTS SKA! WHAT A FOREARM! A SICK THUD! SKA FIGHTS BACK! WHAT A STRIKE! SKA JUST HIT SHAKER JONES BACK WITH A VICIOUS ELBOW! SHAKER JONES NOW STUMBLES BACK ALL THE WAY TO THE CORNER… WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT IS SKA THINKING HERE??? HE IS STALKING SHAKER JONES!
Deadprez: HEMORRHAGE KNEE!!! HE GOT ALL OF IT!!! SKA HITS SHAKER JONES WITH A KNEE RIGHT TO THE FACE AND SENDS HIM STUMBLING OVER THE TOP ROPE! SHAKER JONES FALLS DOWN TO THE FLOOR AND HE IS NOW ELIMINATED! SKA IS TAUNTING THE CROWD! THIS GUY IS SO FULL OF HIMSELF! WAIT, SANTO MUERTE!!! SANTO MUERTE GOING AFTER SKA!!
Stew-O: SANTO MUERTE IS TAKING THE FIGHT TO SKA, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOING TO PAY THE PRICE HERE AS SKA HITS A DEVASTATING KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! SKA WITH AN IRISH WHIP, BUT SANTO RESPONDS WITH A FRONT DROPKICK!! SANTO NOW WITH AN IRISH WHIP OF HIS OWN, FOLLOWED BY A SPINNING KICK TO THE MIDSECTION!! SANTO NOW LOOKING TO ELIMINATE SKA!!! THIS WOULD BE HUGE AFTER ALL THE WRECKAGE SKA HAS CAUSED!!
Deadprez: NO, SKA TURNS IT AROUND AND SENDS SANTO OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! SANTO LANDS ON THE APRON AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GONNA TRY AND JUMP IN- BUT SKA JUST HIT A STEP UP KNEE STRIKE BEFORE HE COULD DO SO, AND SANTO FALLS OFF THE APRON!! ONCE AGAIN SKA IS TAUNTING THE CROWD, AS THAT’S ANOTHER ELIMINATION THANKS TO HIM!!
Stew-O: HE IS GOING TO PAY FOR THAT!!! GAINES WITH A DROPKICK OUT OF NOWHERE!!! HE HIT HIM RIGHT AT THE BACK OF THE NECK!!! SKA IS DOWN! HERE COMES JUSTIN WINDGATE!!! HE CATCHES GAINES AND DRAGS HIM ALL THE WAY TO THE CORNER. A FLURRY OF PUNCHES AS GAINES TRIES TO PARRY FOR AS MUCH AS HE CAN! SAPPHIRE ESTELLE CHARGES IN WITH A KNEE STRIKE BUT WINDGATE GOT OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME AND SHE ENDS UP HITTING GAINES INSTEAD!!!
Deadprez: GAINES STUMBLES OVER THE TOP ROPE THANKS TO THAT WICKED KNEE STRIKE FROM ESTELLE!! HE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!! WE’RE NOW DOWN TO SIX COMPETITORS IN THIS MATCH, WHO’S GONNA WALK OUT WITH THE HUNDRED GRAND!? SKA, JUSTIN WINDGATE, HARPER LEE, SAPPHIRE ESTELLE, SIERRE BRADFORD, OR NATHAN VON LIEBERT!?
Stew-O: Sierra has been taking a bit of a backseat for a little while, and it looks like she’s ready to continue to fight as all six competitors begin to eye one another, almost forming some kind of circle or something! AND NOW LOOK AT THAT! HARPER LEE GOING RIGHT AFTER SKA, SIERRA BRADFORD AND SAPPHIRE ESTELLE GOING BACK AT IT, AND JUSTIN WINDGATE AND NVL! THE SIX COMPETITORS ALL ENGAGED IN THEIR OWN SEPARATE BRAWLS, ALL WITH THE GOAL OF ELIMINATING ONE ANOTHER FROM THIS MATCH!
Deadprez: WINDGATE MANAGED TO SEND NVL OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT NVL ISN’T OUT JUST YET! WINDGATE CHARGING TOWARDS NVL, BUT NVL MEETS JUSTIN WITH A SHOULDER TO THE MIDSECTION! NVL RE-ENTERING THE RING, AND NOW HE SENDS JUSTIN SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST, AND WINDGATE EXITS OUT ONTO THE APRON BUT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE, AS BOTH MEN TAKE SOME TIME TO RECOVER!
Stew-O: SIERRA AND SAPPHIRE TRADING BLOWS, AND RIGHT NOW SAPPHIRE IS TAKING IT TO SIERRA! SAPPHIRE NOW RUNNING THE ROPES- NO! RIGHT INTO THE THUNDERBIRD!! SIERRA CONNECTS WITH THAT HUGE ROUNDHOUSE KICK, AND NOW IT’S HER RUNNING THE ROPES AS SAPPHIRE DROPPED TO A KNEE! ELECTRIC FEEL!!! SIERRA CONNECTS WITH THAT HUGE SHINING WIZARD, AND NOW SHE LOOKS TO ELIMINATE SAPPHIRE AS SHE THROWS HER OVER THE TOP- BUT SAPPHIRE HOLDS ONTO THE RINGPOST!
Deadprez: SAPPHIRE WAS BARELY SAVED BY THE RING POST, AND LUCKILY ENOUGH FOR HER THE STEEL STEPS ARE RIGHT THERE! SAPPHIRE IS ON THE APRON, AND SIERRA CHARGES TOWARDS HER BUT IS MET WITH AN ELBOW TO THE JAW! SIERRA NOW RE-ENTERING THE RING-
Stew-O: RIGHT INTO THE SEEKING MISSILE! AS SAPPHIRE WAS GETTING BACK INTO THE RING SIERRA RAN THE ROPES, AND SHE JUST HIT THE RUNNING KNEE! SIERRA NOW LIFTING SAPPHIRE UP AS SHE GETS CLOSER TO THE ROPES! MISERY BUSINESS!!! THE FIREMAN’S CARRY STUNNER OVER THE TOP ROPE!! SAPPHIRE ESTELLE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED, WE’RE DOWN TO FIVE!!
Deadprez: RIGHT NOW SKA HAS THE UPPER HAND OVER HARPER, AND THERE’S AN IRISH WHIP TO THE CORNER, BUT HARPER JUMPS ONTO THE SECOND ROPE! HARPER TURNING AROUND AS SKA CHARGES TOWARDS HER, AND THERE’S A DIVING DROPKICK!! HARPER GETTING PUMPED UP HERE AS SKA CLIMBS INTO THE CORNER, AND NOW SHE CHARGES IN! RUNNING FOREARM SMASH INTO THE CORNER! HARPER RUNNING TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE CORNER, AND NOW SHE CHARGES IN ONCE AGAIN, AND THERE’S ANOTHER FOREARM SMASH!
Stew-O: HARPER NOW GRABBING SKA FROM THE CORNER, AND SHE TURNS HIM AROUND! FULL COWL- NO!! THAT RIPCORD BICYCLE KICK FAILS TO CONNECT AS SKA JUST TURNED HARPER INSIDE OUT WITH A SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE!! HARPER LOOKS ABSOLUTELY ROCKED BY THAT CLOTHESLINE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SKA IS ABOUT TO GO FOR THE ELIMINATION, BUT SIERRA IS COMING TO THE AID OF HARPER NOW AS SHE UNLOADS ALL OVER SKA! SKA HAS BEEN WITHOUT A DOUBT THE MOST VOCAL PERSON IN THIS MATCH AND HE LIKELY MADE HIS SHARE OF ENEMIES, AND I THINK THAT’S COMING BACK TO BITE HIM NOW!
Deadprez: JUSTIN WINDGATE RIGHT NOW IS STRUGGLING AS NVL IS TRYING TO THROW HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT WINDGATE MANAGES TO SLIP OUT OF NVL’S HANDS! WINDGATE NOW WITH AN ENZUIGIRI AS NVL TURNED AROUND! NATHAN IS STUNNED, AND NOW JUSTIN IS RUNNING THE ROPES, POSSIBLY GOING FOR THE ELIMINATION- BUT NATHAN THROWS HIM UP OVER HIM! JUSTIN IS GONE!!
Stew-O: NO HE ISN’T!! JUSTIN MANAGED TO BARELY HANG ON! WINDGATE IS STILL IN THIS MATCH!!! NVL REALIZES THIS, AND NOW HE’S RUNNING THE ROPES!! NVL WITH A BOOT- NO!!! JUSTIN WINDGATE PULLED DOWN THE ROPES!!! JUSTIN PULLED THE ROPES DOWN AND NVL WENT RIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE!! NVL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED AND WE ARE NOW DOWN TO ONLY FOUR COMPETITORS!!
Deadprez: WINDGATE RE-ENTERING THE RING, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S JUST WATCHING AS HARPER AND SIERRA BEGIN TO BACK AWAY FROM SKA, WHO SEEMS NEARLY OUT OF IT! AS OF RIGHT NOW, IT’S ONLY WINDGATE, SIERRA, AND HARPER, THREE COMPETITORS WHO I’M SURE HOLD TONS OF RESPECT TOWARDS EACH OTHER! AND NOW IT’S HARPER GOING AFTER WINDGATE AS SHE CONNECTS WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! HARPER NOW RUNNING THE ROPES, AND THERE’S A BICYCLE KICK, CAUSING WINDGATE TO DROP TO BOTH KNEES, HOLDING HIS JAW! WATCH OUT HARPER, SIERRA FROM BEHIND!
Stew-O: SIERRA TRIED THROWING HARPER OUT OF THE RING, BUT HARPER MANAGED TO JUMP THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE SO SHE WOULDN’T BE ELIMINATED! SIERRA NOW TURNING AROUND- AND SHE TURNED RIGHT INTO A PELE KICK BY JUSTIN!! SIERRA DROPPING DOWN TO A KNEE, AND THERE’S A SUPERKICK BY WINDGATE!! SIERRA IS DOWN, BUT NOW LOOK WHO’S STARTING TO GET BACK UP!
Deadprez: SKA AND JUSTIN NOW EYEING EACH OTHER, AND SKA GOES RIGHT AFTER JUSTIN! SKA WASTING NO TIME CAUSING JUSTIN TO DROP TO A KNEE WITH THESE BLOWS, AND NOW SKA RUNS THE ROPES- RIGHT INTO A BOOT TO THE FACE! JUSTIN’S NOW THE RUN RUNNING THE ROPES, BUT HE’S CAUGHT WITH A HUGE FOREARM TO THE FACE! SIERRA STARTING TO GET BACK TO HER FEET, AND NOW SHE’S GOING AFTER BOTH MEN!!
Stew-O: SIERRA WITH A PUNCH TO JUSTIN! NOW WITH A PUNCH TO SKA! NOW A PUNCH TO JUSTIN! SIERRA GOING BACK AND FORTH AGAINST BOTH MEN, AND SHE’S GIVING THIS HER ALL! SIERRA WITH AN IRISH WHIP INTO THE CORNER TO JUSTIN, AND THERE’S A RUNNING KNEE LIFT INTO THE MIDSECTION! JUSTIN IS DOWN! SIERRA NOW RUNNING THE ROPES AS SKA IS DOWN ON A KNEE-
Deadprez: SIERRA’S CAUGHT WITH A HUGE FOREARM STRIKE JUST AS SHE GOT TO THE ROPES! SKA NOW RUNNING THE ROPES, AND THERE’S ANOTHER HEMORRHAGE KNEE!! SIERRA LOOKS DOWN AND OUT, AND NOW SKA PICKS HER UP, AND THROWS HER OUT OF THE RING!! SIERRA BRADFORD HAS BEEN ELIMINATED, BUT NOT WITHOUT AN INCREDIBLY IMPRESSIVE PERFORMANCE!!
Stew-O: As it stands now SKA is the only one standing as Harper is still trying to get back into the ring, and Justin is hurt after that combination of attacks! SKA dragging Harper back into the ring, and you can tell just how exhausted all three competitors are here! SKA now, THROWING HARPER TO THE ROPES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING! SKA CHARGING IN, POSSIBLY FOR THE ELIMINATION! CLOTHESLINE!!
Deadprez: NO!! HARPER DUCKED IT!! HARPER NOW OFF THE ROPES!! SOLAR FLARE!!! THE SOLAR FLARE CONNECTS, BUT HARPER DOESN’T SEEM TO BE FINISHED JUST YET!! HARPER DRAGGING SKA UP BY HIS ARMS, KISS OF DEEEAAATTHH!!!! THE KAMIGOYE KNEE STRIKE CONNECTS, I THINK SKA IS DONE FOR!! HARPER CONNECTED WITH THE KISS OF DEATH, THIS IS IT!! HARPER NOW, WITH THE ELIMINATION!!!
Stew-O: WHAT!? NO!!!! SKA JUST TURNED IT AROUND AT THE LAST SECOND AND SENT HARPER OUT OF THE RING!! HARPER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED AND SHE CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! SKA IS STILL VERY OUT OF IT, BUT YOU CAN JUST BARELY SEE THE SMILE IN HIS EYES AS HE MANAGED TO OUTSMART HARPER AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT!! WE ARE DOWN TO TWO LEFT, SKA AND JUSTIN WINDGATE!!
Deadprez: SKA turning around, and right now it’s one more staredown between the final two men in this match. AND NOW JUSTIN CHARGES TOWARDS SKA! JUSTIN PROBABLY HAS THE MOST REASON TO WANT TO WIN THIS MATCH, AND NOW IT’S HIS CHANCE TO DO SO! JUSTIN IS LEAVING IT ALL OUT THERE, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S TRYING TO FOR THE ELIMINATION! CAN SKA HANG ON!?
Stew-O: HE CAN! SKA WITH REPEATED ELBOWS TO JUSTIN, AND NOW HE GETS BEHIND HIM! SKA NOW PUSHING JUSTIN INTO THE CORNER, AND NOW HE ROLLS THROUGH! FINNISH SUPLEX!!! JUSTIN LOOKS HURT, AND SKA RIGHT NOW MIGHT HAVE THIS WON IF HE CAN FINISH THE JOB! SKA NOW, THROWING JUSTIN OVER THE TOP ROPE!!
Deadprez: JUSTIN MANAGES TO LAND ON THE APRON THOUGH, AND HE SLIDES UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE RIGHT FROM UNDER SKA’S LEGS! SKA THOUGHT HE HAD THE ELIMINATION THERE, BUT SOMEHOW JUSTIN MANAGED TO STAY IN IT? JUSTIN NOW, SPRINGING UP BACK TO HIS FEET, AND THERE’S A DROPKICK!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN, WHO’S GOING TO DO IT!? WHO’S GOING TO GET THE WIN!?
Stew-O: Both men are slowly getting back up to their feet, AND THERE’S A SLAP TO THE FACE OF JUSTIN! JUSTIN NOT EVEN FIGHTING BACK, IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S EXHAUSTED SO MUCH OF HIMSELF AS INSTEAD HE’S BEGINNING TO STUMBLE BACK INTO THE ROPES! SKA NOW WITH A FOREARM! AND ANOTHER FOREARM! AND ANOTHER! WINDGATE LOOKS OUT OF IT, AND NOW I THINK THIS IS IT!! SKA RUNNING THE ROPES!!! HEMORRHAGE KNEE- JUSTIN MANAGED TO SIDESTEP THE KNEE, AND NOW HE GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND, AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!! NO, SKA IS ON THE APRON!
Deadprez: SKA WITH A FOREARM AS JUSTIN LOOKED TO CAPITALIZE- BUT THERE’S ANOTHER ENZUIGIRI!! SKA FALLS OFF THE APRON, THAT’S IT!!!! JUSTIN WINDGATE DID IT, JUSTIN WINDGATE WINS THE BATTLE ROYALE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER OF THE INAUGURAL EXTREME ENIGMA MEMORIAL BATTLE ROYALE…. JJJUUUSSSTTIIIINNNNNN WWWIIIIIIIINNNNDDDGGAAATTTTEE!!!!!
Stew-O: JUSTIN WINDGATE DID IT!!! JUSTIN WENT INTO THE MATCH WITH THE INTENTION OF HONORING EXTREME ENIGMA, THE MAN ONLY HE KNEW OUT OF EVERYONE HERE, AND HE DID JUST THAT! HE MANAGED TO CARRY ON THE LEGACY OF EXTREME ENIGMA, AND IN TURN HE MANAGED TO WIN ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS!
Deadprez: YOU’VE GOT TO GIVE CREDIT TO EVERYONE IN THIS MATCH, ESPECIALLY TO JUSTIN, SKA, HARPER, SIERRA, AND NVL WHO MANAGED TO REACH THE FINAL FIVE IN A MATCH WITH TWENTY-FIVE PEOPLE IN IT! THEY ALL TRIED THEIR BEST BUT IN THE END JUSTIN WINDGATE MANAGED TO GET THE WIN, AND THESE PEOPLE LOVE IT!
Stew-O: WHY WOULDN’T THEY!? WE’RE TALKING ABOUT A MAN WHO KNEW EXTREME ENIGMA PERSONALLY, AND A MAN THAT’S BEEN A FAN FAVORITE SINCE HE MADE HIS RETURN TO THIS COMPANY! THIS IS A HUGE WIN FOR JUSTIN WINDGATE AND I’M SURE EVERYONE HERE WATCHING CAN AGREE THAT HE DESERVES THIS! CONGRATULATIONS!!
(‘El Diablo’ is playing and the crowd is all on their feet cheering as loud as they can as Justin Windgate takes some time to embrace the victory. It’s a clearly emotional moment for Windgate considering what the match meant for him, and what Extreme Enigma was to him. After taking some time to let the victory sink in, Justin has his hand raised by the referee before going up to the second rope to celebrate the victory. The fans continue cheering as the camera fades out.)
(Camera fades backstage to Sophia Clarke as she is on standby with a microphone in hand)
Sophia Clarke: I’m here tonight with a very important figure in not only EAW’s past, but it’s current day to day operations. Please welcome at this time the Vice President… HRDO!
(The fans give a big pop as the legendary giant appears in the frame suited up looking to be in good spirits for the big event tonight.)
HRDO: Thanks for having me Sophia, looking good as always.
Sophia Clarke: Well thank you sir.
HRDO: It’s always good to be in the beautiful city of Toronto! (huge cheers can be heard from the crowd). That good ole Canadian hospitality just rubs off on you and puts you in a great mood. This city is not only home to some of the greatest fans in the world but it is where champions are made. A lot of all time greats here in EAW come from Canada and as we come to the closing of a decade, I can safely say that without the love and support from the city of Toronto and the country of Canada as a whole, EAW wouldn’t be where we are today. New Jersey may be home, but Toronto is certainly home away from home, if you know you know.
Sophia Clarke: We would be hard pressed to find anybody who disagrees with that statement. Which brings me to ask, you said you had something special to share with the fans tonight, what might that be?
HRDO: Well like I said these are a special group of people and I think it’s only right to reveal what I’m about to reveal in this place of all places. Earlier tonight we witnessed some of the greatest fastest rising up and coming female elitists doing it today put their life on the line and shed blood, sweat, and tears for the chance to win the Specialists Championship. In the end it was Darcy who came out on top, she is an amazing talent who looks to have a very bright future here if she keeps it up… however I was just as impressed with the rest of the ladies who went all out despite the lack of experience. I wanna see more.
Sophia Clarke: What do you mean?
HRDO: We’re just getting a taste of them, but I’m tired of just getting a taste I want the whole load! :mjlit:
(Sophia begins to look a bit uncomfortable)
HRDO: :whoa: Not like that. I just mean I want to see what else they’re capable of and if these ladies can continue to impress, and that’s why I’m giving them another platform and opportunity to shine. As you might have noticed if you checked out our schedule over on EAW.com, we don’t have an Iconic Cup event scheduled due to the closing of the Empire brand, but it wouldn’t be right if we didn’t still go through with the tournament itself and continue to honor the late great Brody Sparks who three years ago won the Specialists Championship at this very event. What makes this that much more special is that this will include female talent from all three brands and the two finalists will main event our Supershow in Doha, Qatar, one week after King of Elite at Clash of Kingdoms.
Sophia Clarke: That is a major announcement and something that Brody fans around the world will be proud to hear!
HRDO: It’s only right to continue celebrating and keeping her legacy alive in the new generation and up and coming decade just as we’ve done with the Extreme Enigma battle royal. Not to mention, let’s just be honest here it was either between bringing this back or bringing the Empress of Elite back and with the horrible history of the latter, I don’t think EAW can afford anymore future disappointments because the bit– *ahem* the women who have won that tournament are no longer here with us. Whereas you look at Kassidy Heart who is the last winner closing off what has been a huge year for her, and we need more of that!
Sophia Clarke: Any idea on the participants?
HRDO: Actually yes. As stated before, I was blown away by the talent displayed in the Specialists Chamber and that’s why Joy Cassidy, Sarah Price, and Kensingten Calhoun-Astor will be entering alongside standouts from the Extreme Enigma Battle Royal Harper Lee, Sierra Bradford, and Sapphire Estelle…. and (a familiar yet nostalgic devious smile creeps across HRDO’s face) a duo of two females who I can relate to almost too much… the current Unified Tag Team Champions… Constance Blevins and last years finalist, Minerva! And just to refresh your memories.. the winner receives a world championship shot at any time and place of their liking. I look forward to seeing who emerges as the next huge star as we kick off a new decade. Good luck ladies and make Brody proud.
(HRDO and Sophia exchange nods as HRDO walks off, Sophia stands by as the camera fades elsewhere.)
(Serena Bennett stars in a commercial for Hennessy, never stop, never settle.. unless you’re talking about making promos)
(Commercial for “EAW24: Overbooked”. Follow Mark Michaels during what is his final week in EAW due to the fact that he can’t handle the backlash from his stupid ass comments, as he prepares for one last match before he heads on over to one of the many EAW graveyard companies out there where he can finally job to the people he dickrides so much.)
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( The Elimination Chamber is seen lowering back around the ring, engulfing the ringside area with its imposing size. The lights seem to dance, and an ominous hum can be heard in the background. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stephie Love: The following IS THE DYNASTY EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH!!!! This match begins with two Elitists in the ring and four other competitors enclosed in their respective pods! Every five minutes a pod door will open, allowing another Elitist to compete. This process will continue until all pods are empty! If at any time an Elitist is pinned or submits, they are ELIMINATED and must exit the chamber! The last Elitist to remain will be declared the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
( ‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’ by Tupac plays. TLA rides out on his lowrider that is equipped to look like Santa’s sleigh, and he is dressed to compete in red, white and green attire with a Santa hat on his head. Three of TLA’s poons are in the lowrider with him wearing reindeer antlers on their head and dressed as little helper elves. TLA is leaned back in his sleigh with his feet propped up on the dashboard and hops out of the lowrider when it stops halfway down the ramp. )
Stephie Love: Introducing the first entrant, from Tlaxcala, Mexico weighing in at 210 POOOUUNNDS!!!! HE IS THE CURRENT EAW WOOOORLLLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIOOOOONNNN!!! TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Stew-O: The World Heavyweight Champion TLA in his second Extreme Elimination Chamber match, but what is he going to bring to the table?
( TLA parks at the center of the ramp and hops out of his lowrider. He pops the trunk and pulls out a his weapon in the Extreme Elimination Chamber…. a christmas present, perfectly wrapped with a bow! )
Jake Mercer: Would you look at that? Our warm hearted World Heavyweight Champion is bringing the gift of the holiday season into the Elimination Chamber! You talk about ‘kill em’ with kindness’? He’s going to absolutely murder his opponents with Christmas cheer!
Flannery McCoy: TLA always loves to put on a show, and while he may be all smiles heading into the Elimination Chamber but there is no laughing matter about the actual challenge that lies ahead for our World Champion. There’s enough pressure as it is for any champion on their first title defense, especially after such a long awaited victory. To have your first defense be in a match as chaotic and barbaric as the Extreme Elimination Chamber… personally speaking, I couldn’t imagine the kind of pressure that accompanies such a tall task!
Stew-O: Well “talk task” might be putting it mildly, but despite his youth, at this stage of the game TLA is now a veteran in this sport. In the Land of Elite in particular we’ve seen TLA enter many big match situations, victorious in some and not so fortunate in others. TLA will now have to bring everything he’s learned in his greatest moments and in his hardest losses to the table if he hopes to survive this chamber.
( TLA shows off to the audience with his title for one last time before handing it back to the official. As soon as TLA enters his chamber pod. “Can I Live” by Jay-Z plays. )
Stephie Love: Introducing his opponents!!! Making his way to the ring first, from Seattle, Washington weighing 240 POOOUNNNDSS!!! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACTTTTTT!!!!
( Impact walks through the blinding white hot lights emanating from the LED stage. He is dressed to compete and holding a long pair of light tubes in a sleeve that he can sling over his shoulder, similar to that of a sword. He walks down the ramp with a purpose, and TLA is watching him from his chamber pod with a grin on his face. )
Flannery McCoy: The person you need to watch for more than any other competitor in this match without a shadow of a doubt! EAW Hall of Famer, an immortal in this industry for a reason, and more than anything else he has a chip on his shoulder following a loss to that man already in the ring, TLA himself.
Stew-O: Impact is entering – get this – his EIGHTH Extreme Elimination Chamber, looking to win it for the fourth time in his career! And we know that he would love nothing more than to avenge his loss at House of Glass and earn his 10th World Championship, a feat I never thought I’d ever witness here in EAW. We’ve seen some extraordinary human beings come and go, we’ve seen guys have their own eras, men and women go on streaks of dominance. But becoming a double digits World Champion heading into new decade inside the Extreme Elimination Chamber… that would redefine greatness as we know it!
( “King of Kings” by Motorhead hits, and Drake King comes out to a huge ovation from the audience looking fired up and ready to participate in the Extreme Elimination Chamber. In one hand he carries his weapon for the chamber: a King’s Scepter with the head of it covered with barbed wire and nails. )
Stephie Love: Next up, residing in Charlotte, North Carolina weighing in at 220 POOOUNNDSS!!!! DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE KKIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG!!!!
Jake Mercer: Drake King was just involved on the blue brand’s Extreme Elimination Chamber last year, and it was amazing to see how quickly he picked up on the environment around him and adapted to it. But it’s safe to say Drake King is leaps and bounds above the competitor he was just 365 days ago.
Flannery McCoy: I have him as my personal pick to win it all tonight for a reason. A lot of his growth has come from believing in himself more than anything else, sometimes when you step into an environment so foreign and so unwelcoming like this you have to act like you’ve been here before, so to speak. In Drake’s case, he actually has, he’s put World Champions and veterans to their limit and on many occasions past it, and I expect tonight we see him push every other person in this match including himself to the limit.
( “Shitlist” By L7 hits the sound system, and Cage shoves his way through the curtain and makes a brisk, unapologetic walk to the ring with a stern look on his face exuding “take no shit” energy. Cage lugs behind him his weapon for the Extreme Elimination Chamber: a backpack. )
Stephie Love: Weighing in 227 POOOOUNNDS!!!! CANADA’S OWNNNNN!!!! “EXPLICIT CONTENT” CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: Okay it was sort of funny with TLA but what in the world are some of these weapons, a back pack??
Jake Mercer: For all you know it could have bricks in it, Stew! Use your creativity for once! Clearly these guys are thinking outside the box which is going to take them a long way in this match, because when it comes to a storied structure like the chamber you have to invent new ways to add to the element of barbarity!
Flannery McCoy: I’m in the same boat as you, Jake. Let’s be honest, even if it were a backpack full of study guides and textbooks, Cage would find a way to turn it into the most dangerous weapon in the entire match. We’re talking about somebody whose vindictive nature is turned “on” 24/7. His temperament often matches his penchant for violence, it really knows no bounds. Not only does Cage know what it takes to win a Chamber match, but he still has his loss from last year imprinted fresh into his mind. That’s all the fuel he needs to walk out of this the same way he walked into his last Elimination Chamber. World Champion.
( Cage walks up to the three men already in their pods and personally gives each of them two middle fingers; from pod, to pod, to pod. He gives Impact the longest “one finger salute” before finally taking himself into his own vacant pod. His music dies down shortly after. )
( ‘Put Em Up’ by Lupe Fiasco hits, and Kassidy Heart walks out with her hair in a ponytail and street clothes – specifically a “Mauler” crop top and jeans tucked into black combat boots. She lugs her weapon over her shoulder: the dreaded Equalizer. )
Stew-O: HERE COMES THE MAULER!!!
Stephie Love: Making her way down the aisle, hailing from Sydney, Australia, “THE QUEEN OF THE ULTRAVIOLENT”, KKKKASSSSIIIIIDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HHHEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTT!!!!
Flannery McCoy: So now that we know who the remaining two entries into this match are, to start out this contest, we can expect a dramatic start to this World Heavyweight Title chamber! The Mauler meets The Sovereign in a rematch of sorts from House of Glass when the two nearly killed each other!!!
Jake Mercer: It’s definitely appropriate considering the love/hate relationship between the two, as in they both love to hate each other. But why I find interesting in Viz’s case but especially in Kassidy Heart’s case, is despite the fact that this is Kassidy’s first chamber, she might be more prepared for a match like this than any other person in the match!
Stew-O: I concur, Jake. The Mauler was born for ultraviolent hellish wastelands, there’s no question she’s done her homework and scoped out every part of this steel deathtrap. Look at her, she’s practically at home in there. Scenarios like this where she can administer pain in an unabated, unregulated fashion are truly advantageous to The Mauler. So much so that the World Heavyweight Champion may end up becoming secondary to her, as badly as she wants to be World Champion, she may end up prioritizing leaving a trail of flesh and severed limbs in her path.
( Kassidy stands in the ring stroking her fingernails on the mahogany wood from The Equalizer. Kassidy Heart’s music dies down. )
( “Another One Bites The Dust” by Queen hits. Shortly after, Visual Prophet emerges through the fog dressed to compete wearing a tank top with Kassidy Heart’s face printed on it. The camera zooms into him and focuses on a large, noticeable bulge in his pants estimated to be roughly 2 ft. in length. )
Stephie Love: And lastly, from Detroit, Michigan weighing in at 230 POOOOOUNNDSS!!! THEEEEEEEEEEEE VIIISUAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL PRRROOOOPPHHEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Um… wow…
Jake Mercer: Well I’ll be! I know these Elitists were excited to participate in the Extreme Elimination Chamber, but this is taking “excited” to a whole new level…
Flannery McCoy: …
Jake Mercer: Pick your jaw up from the floor Flannery! Be a professional! You still have a match to call for crying out loud! This is one of the biggest matches of one of the biggest events of the year!
Stew-O: To Flannery’s point, or lack of one rather. It’s pretty clear to everyone in the Rogers Centre how -ahem- “well endowed” he is.
Jake Mercer: Instead of looking at Baethoven like he’s a piece of meat, recognize him for the unquestionable threat that he is not just to TLA’s World Heavyweight Championship reign but to the personal health and wellbeing of every other participant in the Elimination Chamber! It wouldn’t be even the slightest bit shocking if that is the man who walks out of Toronto the new World Heavyweight Champion. I for one think it’s gonna happen!
( Visual Prophet is in the Elimination Chamber, slowly walking circles around Kassidy Heart like a hawk. She follows him with her gaze, not allowing her back to be turned to him who stands there in the center of the ring and follows him with her gaze. His music eventually settles down, and the official calls for the bell. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stew-O: The most star studded Dynasty Elimination Chamber in recent history begins with The Mauler and The Sovereign, ready to add another chapter in the bloodthirsty rivalry to begin what should be one for the ages!
( Visual Prophet beckons Kassidy Heart to walk closer to him. )
Jake Mercer: Kassidy is doing a very good job at maintaining eye contact. A better job than I could, that’s for sure. Pause.
( Kassidy Heart walks closer to Bae, standing just a few feet away from him. After trying her hardest to maintain eye contact for what feels like forever, her glace lowers down to the bulge in Viz’s pants. )
Kassidy Heart: What the fuck is that.
( Visual Prophet offers to “show” Kassidy, and Kassidy takes a step back, now gripping the neck of The Equalizer with both hands, prepared to end Viz’s entire existence with it. )
( Visual Prophet urges Kassidy to relax, and slowly turns around, now having his back turned to Kassidy. He digs into his crotch and pulls out his black, girthy….)
Jake Mercer: PAIR OF NUNCHUCKS!!!! AIMED RIGHT AT KASSIDY’S HEAD!!! THAT TAKES THE MAULER OUT!!!!
Stew-O: DUCKED BY THE MAULER, THEY COLLIDE INTO ONE OF THE CHAMBER PODS! KASSIDY NARROWLY AVOIDED THOSE PAIR OF NUNCHUCKS THAT WERE TOSSED DELIBERATELY FOR HER HEAD! AND NOW SHE REARS BACK THE EQUALIZER! SMASHING IT OVER THE HEAD OF THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: VIZ WITH A MATRIX EVASION! JUST A HAIR FOLLICLE AWAY FROM BEING BEHEADED WITH THAT EQUALIZER! KASSIDY SWINGS AGAIN! VIZ SIDE STEPS IT!! AND HE KICKS THE EQUALIZER OUT OF KASSIDY’S HANDS, SENDING IT OUT TO RINGSIDE! Viz blindsides The Mauler with a quick roll up! And in addition rolls his own body on top of Kassidy’s propped up legs for more effect!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEE!!! TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Jake Mercer: Kassidy rolls out of it. The two meet right across from each other on their knees! KASSIDY SLAPS VIZ ACROSS THE FACE! … Viz likes it! He’s asking for more! THE MAULER WITH ANOTHER SLAP! ANOTHER, ANOTHER, THIRD AND FOURTH FOLLOW UP SLAP, AND NOW SHE’S TURNING THOSE INTO CLOSED FISTS! ANYTHING GOES HERE IN THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER! Viz is covering himself up as best as she can but Heart is raining down with the punches. She stands over him – Viz SPRINGS UP TO HIS FEET! POP UP EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!!
Stew-O: Viz yanks Heart up from the mat nearly the second she’s taken down and sends her into the ropes! JUST TO CATCH HER ON THE WAY BACK!!!! KISS!!!!! TO!!!!! THE!!!!! HEAD!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BICYCLE KNEE COUNTER TO THE ARM BY THE MAULER! VIZ FIRES BACK! IKE TURNER SPECIAL!!!!! HEART DUCKS UNDER IT! SPRINGS UP TO HIS SHOULDERS FROM BEHIND! INVERTED NORVINA LIGHTS!!!! SPIKING VIZ WITH THE REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER!
Jake Mercer: Visual Prophet fights his way back up as quickly as he can following that rebuttal from Heart, only to be sent through the ropes and out of the ring via a bicycle kick to the kneeling Sovereign! Despite this, Prophet is still trying his absolute best to keep himself from a grounded position. He’s using the ring ropes for assistance to pull himself up from the ground, ONLY FOR KASSIDY HEART TO DELIVER A ROPE ASSISTED “STARGAZING”!!!! FALLING REVERSE DDT BRINGING THE BACK OF VIZ’S HEAD DOWN INTO THE THINLY PADDED RINGSIDE MAT! Heart pushes against Viz’s body to roll him back into the ring, before diving between the ropes herself and hooking a leg.
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEE!!! TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Stew-O: Prophet shoots the shoulder up. Kassidy Heart takes that opportunity to wring the very arm of the shoulder that he shot up and plant a knee into the tricep, before applying a unique torque to the grounded armbar. Almost more if a wrist lock, with the arm bent backwards in an arching position.
Jake Mercer: Visual Prophet sends back a few kick attempts although he’s laying flat on his back. One of them don’t even hit Kassidy Heart and the other hardly taps her. FEROCIOUS STOMP INTO THE TRICEP FROM THE MAULER!!! Heart drags Vizzy out of the ring by that very same arm! Viz is trying to use his own weight against her but she manages to lug her much larger opponent along until he’s out at ringside. AND SHE SENDS DOWN A FLURRY OF STOMPS! Heart yanks Viz up from the floor and traps the targeted right arm behind his back.
Stew-O: Just to DRIVE THE ARM-TRAPPED VISUAL PROPHET SPINE FIRST INTO THE CHAIN LINK WALLS OF THAT STRUCTURE!!! HE HIT THAT UNFORGIVING STEEL WITH A THUD! THAT ARM GETTING THE MAJORITY OF THE DAMAGE! HEART DELIVERS MULTIPLE SHOULDER THRUSTS INTO THE RIBS NOW! AND SHE’S SCOOPING HIM OFF OF HIS FEET, INTO HER ARMS!
Flannery McCoy: Ridiculous, the guy is twice her size!!!
Stew-O: AND SHE DELIVERS THE ARM TRAP FALLAWAY SLAM STRAIGHT INTO THE WALL OF THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER!!!!
Jake Mercer: THAT WAS AN EXTRAORDINARY DISPLAY OF STRENGTH DESPITE THE MISMATCH OF SIZE! Kassidy Heart is taking some time to gloat following that phenomenal showing, the woman isn’t exactly made of skin and bones, she could probably bench press me if she wanted to! Viz is crawling away from ringside and back into the ring on his own volition, down but most certainly far from out. Kassidy eyes those pair of nunchucks that almost decapitated her a moment ago, and she picks them up from in front of the turnbuckle before approaching The Sovereign…
Flannery McCoy: Vizzy has made it up to one knee… and HEART ATTEMPTS TO WRAP THOSE NUNCHUCKS AROUND THE THROAT AND STRANGLE OUR BAE LIKE SOME DERANGED MADWOMAN! VIZ MIGHT END UP HAVING THE LIFE SUCKED OUT OF HIM BY HIS OWN WEAPON!!!
Stew-O: We’ve seen many an Elitist bring a dangerous weapon into this match only to end up falling on their own sword, if you will. Viz however decides that will not be him, he is using his hands to pry the nunchucks away from his windpipe! And he sends Kassidy Heart over with a nunchucks assisted snapmare! Heart rushes back up! RUNS RIGHT INTO A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE FACE!!! BRINGS HER UP TO HIS SHOULDERS! OVER-THE-KNEE VARIATION OF THE ARGENTINE BACKBREAKER!!! AND FINISHES HER WITH A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX!!!..
Jake Mercer:…. AND ROLLS THROUGH IT, TO STRADDLE HEART IN A RATHER SEDUCTIVE MANNER WHILE KEEPING HER SHOULDERS PINNED TO THE MAT!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEE!!! TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-
Jake Mercer: Heart with a strong kick out! Forearm to the face from Vizzy! He stands up! JUMPING STOMP DIRECTLY INTO THE FACE, THAT COULD HAVE SHATTERED HER NOSE!!! Heart rolls around covering her face and finds herself using the turnbuckle corner as a place of solace. Vizzy sprints across the ring and TEABAGS HER AT THE CORNER!!!! ……..TO TRAP HER, IN ORDER TO DELIVER A FLURRY OF MOUNTED CORNER PUNCHES! THE AUDIENCE COUNTING ALONG WITH EACH BLOW HE HAMMERS DOWN ACROSS THE SKULL!
Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVE!
Stew-O: Uh oh! Heart pops The Visual Prophet up so that he’s standing on the top turnbuckle, still leaning forward! Heart yanks Viz down by the right arm! AND SENDS A BICYCLE KICK BETWEEN HIS LEGS, SLAMMING ACROSS THE FACE!!! VIZ ENDS UP SPIKING HIMSELF ON HIS OWN HEAD, LEANING AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE, DRAPED UPSIDE DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: Heart stumbles away holding her head but she’s far enough that she can eye her opponent like a hawk from across the ring! HEART COMES CHARGING AT THE PROPHET! AND PUTS HER ALL INTO THE RUNNING LOW DROPKICK! SMASHING BOTH BOOTS INTO THE FACE WITH EVERYTHING SHE HAS!!! HOW DID SHE MANAGE TO GET SO MUCH ELEVATION ON THAT DROPKICK???
Stew-O: Jamie O’Hara esque. Not too many corner dropkicks you see delivered with velocity and precision like that. Heart pulls Prophet out of the corner and she steps through the ropes, in order to pull herself up to the top turnbuckle. There’s an intensity in the eyes of The Mauler right now who is clearly zeroed in on her target! Viz recovers in just enough time! ONLY TO BE BROUGHT BACK DOWN WITH THE HEART ATTACK!!!!! DIVING TOP ROPE CORKSCREW STUNNER!!!!
Jake Mercer: NOT SO FAST!!! VIZ CAUGHT HER IN MID AIR!!! AND PLANTS HER WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!
Jake Mercer: HEART LANDS ON THE BACK OF HER NECK AND ROLLS UP TO HER KNEELING STATE! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO PUT THE MAULER BACK DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: VISUAL PROPHET JOGS OVER TO THE CORNER AND SPRINGS UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! THESE TWO HAVE WASTED NO OPPORTUNITY AT WASTING EACH OTHER! AND WE MAY JUST SEE OUR FIRST ELIMINATION BEFORE WE EVEN GET OUR FIRST ENTRANT!!!! VIZ TAKES THE DIVE…………. BOW TO THE HEART!!!! TO SHATTER KASSIDY’S HEART!!!!
Stew-O: CAUGHT HIM WITH THE ARMTRAP LEG-SCISSORS TAKEOVER!!!! TRANSITIONING INTO “THE NEIMAN MARCUS OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING”!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: VIZ PUTTING UP A FIGHT! BUT SHE ALREADY HAS ONE ARM TRAPPED, IF SHE CAN GET THE SECOND ONE HEMMED UP BETWEEN HER LEGS IT’S ALL OVER!
(Meanwhile, the fans in the building have started counting down. They’re ready to see who enters the match next! )
(Kassidy lifts one of her legs, looking to trap both of Visual Prophet’s arms behind his own back.)
(Visual Prophet continues to fight, giving Kassidy not many options.)
(Kassidy sends a few punches to the back of his Viz’s head out of pure frustration, and releases her submission.)
(The buzzer sounds and the lights inside the building go out. The lights begin flashing all over the four remaining pods, teasing the next entrant into the match. Kassidy Heart paces around the ring waiting for the next participant to enter the match. )
Jake Mercer: Who joins The Mauler and The Sovereign!?
(A single spotlight rests on Drake King’s pod. )
Stew-O: DRAKE KING IS THE NEXT ENTRANT INTO THIS MATCH! KASSIDY HEART MAKES A B-LINE TOWARDS DRAKE KING TO MEET HIM BEFORE THE DOOR TO HIS POD CAN EVEN OPEN! BUT LOOK WHAT SHE HAS WITH HER… IT’S VIZ’S NUNCHUCKS!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE BOLTS OUT OF HIS POD AND SWINGS HIS SCEPTER!
Stew-O: KASSIDY KNOCKS IT OUT OF HIS HANDS USING THE NUNCHUCKS! NOW SHE SWINGS WILDLY FOR HIS HEAD! Drake ducks underneath! SHE SWINGS AT HIS KNEES THIS TIME TO TAKE OUT HIS LEGS! No! Drake jumps over the nunchucks and plants a jumping knee to the jaw of Heart
Flannery McCoy: Visual Prophet is already up to his feet and is set to step out of the ring, but he’s taken back down courtesy of a headbutt by King! Viz rolls backwards and returns to a vertical base – JUST TO BE TAKEN RIGHT OFF OF IT WITH A SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE FROM KING!!! KING TURNS AROUND AND RUSHES TO THE ROPES! ANOTHER SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE! THIS TIME TO KASSIDY HEART DOWN, OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!
Jake Mercer: HEART CRACKS THE NUNCHUCKS ACROSS DRAKE KING’S ANKLES!!!
Flannery McCoy: NOBODY HOME! DRAKE JUMPS OVER THEM! JUST TO LAND ON THE SAME ROPES, IN THE SAME SPOT, DOING A 180! SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT BY DRAKE TO TAKE THE MAULER DOWN!!!! DAMN!!!
Stew-O: THE DEGREE OF DIFFICULTY AND BALANCE YOU HAVE TO HAVE TO PULL THAT OFF! SENSATIONAL AWARENESS FROM THE NEWEST ENTRY INTO THIS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP CHAMBER!
Jake Mercer: Drake King is making the most of his new entry advantage, but hopefully he’s mindful of how he expends his energy. King chucks Heart over the ropes and back into the ring by the nape of her neck. Heart stumbles over to the same corner of Viz, still trying to get her wits about her. KING TAKES THE OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE THE MAD DASH AND PLANT BOTH OF HIS OPPONENTS WITH A CORNER SPLASH!
Stew-O: VISUAL PROPHET SHOVES THE MAULER INTO THE KING! THEIR BODIES COLLIDE! They may have rung each other’s bells! Viz plants a boot into King’s midsection! HEART GOES FOR THE BICYCLE KNEE! LEG CAUGHT, AND HEART IS CAUGHT IN BAETHOVEN’S GRASP! HE SENDS HER RIGHT INTO THE CORNER WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX!!!!! HEART’S BODY CRASHES AND HANGS UPSIDE DOWN AT THE CORNER!
Flannery McCoy: Drake King still feeling the effects of the kick to the gut and Viz catches him from the doubled over position! SENDING DRAKE KING CRASHING INTO THE SAME CORNER AS THE MAULER WITH AN UNDERHOOK SUPLEX!!! VIZ SHOWING SOME FIGHT!
Jake Mercer: King and Heart are in the corner upside down, giving Viz the greenlight to springboard up to the top of that same turnbuckle in a seated position…. what is Vizzy planning???
( Visual Prophet leans forward… and deadlifts the upside down Drake King up to his shoulders for a powerbomb. )
Stew-O: TOP ROPE DEADLIFT POWERBOMB!!!! SENDING DRAKE KING COLLIDING RIGHT ON TOP OF KASSIDY HEART, WHILE SHE’S UPSIDE DOWN!!!!!
Visual Prophet dusts his hands off, looking around at the audience with a cocky grin before descending from the top turnbuckle. He crawls over Drake King and gets the lateral press hoping to send him out of this match even quicker than he entered it!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEE!!! TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWO-
Flannery McCoy: Kick out by King! Viz crawls back to the corner and drags Kassidy away from the ropes before applying a firm hook of both legs!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: Heart kicks out as well! Despite the two nearfalls Visual Prophet still looks like a kid in a candy store right now. He stands up and surveys his Chamber-mates practically with hearts in his eyes.
Stew-O: Visual Prophet spots his weapon in the chamber, a pair of nunchucks he hasn’t even gotten to use yet, draped over the bottom rope. Viz feels practically at home with those nunchucks, hugging them up against his body, and now pacing around his dually recovering opponents. Viz grazes the end of his nunchucks against the back of King’s shoulders, almost as if he’s “feeling out” who he wants to target first. The driver’s seat is never a place you want to allow The Sovereign to be in.
( Viz walks over to Kassidy Heart, standing behind her with a half cocked grin. He strokes her head, and uses the end of his nunchucks to ‘comb’ her hair. )
Stew-O: DRAKE KING BOLTS AT PROPHET WITH A FLURRY OF RIGHTS AND LEFTS! IT’S OBVIOUSLY CAUGHT VIZ OFF GUARD! HE HAS NO ANSWER! VIZ IS SENT LEANING BACK INTO THE ROPES ABSORBING THE ABUSE! HE IS BEING LIT UP BY THE KING, AND DRAKE RUNS THE ROPES, CHARGING BACK AT VIZ FOR A CLOTHESLINE TO THE OUTSIDE!
Flannery McCoy: — VIZ CUTS HIM OFF!!! A FULL FORCE SHOT WITH THE NUNCHUCKS, STRAIGHT INTO THE RIBS!!! DRAKE KING BROUGHT DOWN TO ALL FOURS, AND VISUAL PROPHET TWIRLS THE NUNCHUCKS UP ABOVE HIS HEAD, BEFORE BRINGING THEM DOWN ACROSS HIS BACK!!! DRAKE ROLLS AROUND LETTING OUT A CRY OF AGONY! AND VIZ STOMPS A MUDHOLE INTO HIS CHEST AND OPEN TORSO! GRINDING HIS BOOT IN THE EXACT SPOT HE STRUCK WITH THOSE NUNCHUCKS!
Jake Mercer: Viz steps up onto and steps off of Drake’s rib cage that took the full brunt of the nunchucks, and he wraps them around Kassidy Heart’s throat!!! VISUAL PROPHET IS LITERALLY CONSTRICTING KASSIDY’S THROAT WITH THE CHAIN LINK BETWEEN THE NUNCHUCKS, AND YANKS BACK AT BOTH ENDS! THIS MIGHT BE A COLD BLOODED MURDER BY STRANGULATION CARRIED OUT LIVE ON FPV!!!! :damn:
Flannery McCoy: It’s almost sickening to watch! You can see Kassidy’s face turn bright red! She’s trying to pull the chains apart from her throat! And rip her fingernails across Viz’s legs behind her! No give! Not even in the slightest! She’s going to burst a blood vessel straining herself to fight out of this!!!! Kassidy’s face is going from red to purple in a hurry! It…. it looks like she’s fading!!! Kass is down to her knees, losing life with every second that ticks on the clock!
Stew-O: STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI!!!! DRAKE KING STEPPING OFF KASSIDY’S SHOULDERS TO BLAST VISUAL PROPHET ACROSS THE HEAD! … NOW DRAKE GRABS THE TWO ENDS OF THE NUNCHUCKS, WITH THE CHAIN LINK STILL WRAPPED AROUND KASSIDY’S THROAT, AND YANKS HER BACK DOWN TO HER FACE! TRAPS THE ARM! NUNCHUCKS-ASSISTED CROSSFACE BY DRAKE KING!!! KASSIDY HEART MAY HAVE HAD A REPRIEVE BUT SHE IS FAR FROM OUT OF THE WOODS THERE!
Jake Mercer: But she’s not going down without a fight! Heart presses herself up with her arms and ROLLS THROUGH WITH HER SHOULDERS, TO SLING DRAKE KING OFF OF HER! Simultaneously unwrapping the nunchuck chain links from around her neck! KING POUNCES OVER TO THE CHUCKS! GRABBING ONE END!
Flannery McCoy: HEART GRABS THE OTHER!! KING HAS THE LEVERAGE, AND THE STRENGTH AND ENERGY ADVANTAGE, BUT HEART REFUSES TO RELEASE HER END OF THE NUNCHUCKS! DRAKE KING DRAGS HER NEARLY HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING, BUT KASSIDY’S NOT GIVING IN JUST YET! THEY’RE PLAYING TUG OF WAR OVER THAT WEAPON NOW!
( Kassidy Heart and Drake King yank at the nunchucks from their respective ends, grunting and gnashing their teeth. The two turn their heads and watch Visual Prophet climb back up from the floor… )
Jake Mercer: DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE WITH THE NUNCHUCKS BY DRAKE AND KASS!!! VIZ GOT CLOBBERED AND NEARLY DECAPITATED!
( The countdown returns to the titantron again, and the fans join in on the countdown again! )
Stew-O: DRAKE OVERPOWERS KASSIDY, YANKING HER IN BY HIS END OF THE NUN CHUCKS FOR A SPIN KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! JUMPING KNEE TO THE TOP OF THE HEAD! SOCCER KICK INTO THE FACE OF A SEATED KASS!!!
( The fans continue to count “8…7…6…” Kassidy ducked under the penalty kick, attempted to stack Drake onto his shoulders for a pin, but Drake rolled out and countered with a pinning bridge of his own. )
( Heart kicks out of the bridge, and Drake applies a rear waistlock, seeking a ripcord knee strike. )
( Before Drake gets the chance to hit the ripcord knee, Kassidy uses the nunchucks and hikes them upwards into Drake’s groin. Sending him collapsing to his knees. )
(The buzzer sounds and the lights dance between the three remaining pods, teasing the next entrant into the match. Viz, Drake and Kassidy are all down to their knees, at various stages of recuperation. )
( The sole light stops on the pod of ……
Stew-O: IN COMES ONE OF THE INNOVATORS OF HARDCORE, THE PATRON SAINT OF EXTREME, CANADA’S OWN SON, CAGE! WITH A BACKPACK IN TOW! Cage chucks the back pack aside, steps into the ring, AND CATCHES THE ONCOMING VISUAL PROPHET WITH A SERIOUS OF BACKHANDS!!! BRUTAL BACKHAND SLAPS ACROSS THE FACE, EACH BLOW SLAPPING THE TASTE OUT OF HIS MOUTH! POW!!! BRUTAL DISCUS LARIAT!!! DIAMOND SAINT SPECIAL!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Viz hits the canvas hard and rolls out of the ring. HEART COMES AFTER CAGE! MONGOLIAN CHOP TO CATCH HER OFF GUARD! UPPERCUT TO THE JAW! HE GRABS HER BY THE NAPE OF THE NECK AND CHUCKS HER OVER THE ROPES TO RINGSIDE! KASSIDY HEART HITS THE FLOOR HARD!
Stew-O: DRAKE KING COMES BARRELLING AFTER CAGE! BACK BODY DROP SENDING DRAKE UP AND OVER, LANDING SPLAT INTO KASSIDY’S RIBS!
Flannery McCoy: CAGE IMMEDIATELY HEADS FOR THE TURNBUCKLE AND CLIMBS ALL THE WAY UP TO THE TOP…..
( Impact slaps the bulletproof glass separating him from Cage, currently mounted on the turnbuckle right outside of his pod. )
Flannery McCoy: CAGE IS LOOKING UNBOTHERED AS EVER! AND HE CLIMBS TO THE TOP OF IMPACT’S POD!!! DIAMOND CAGE IS TAKING THIS MATCH TO A COMPLETELY NEW ELEMENT! AND HE STANDS WHAT LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE 15 FEET, IF NOT MORE, ABOVE THE GROUND!
( Diamond Cage stands over the crowd of Kassidy Heart, Drake King and Visual Prophet – all recovering at ringside in close proximity. )
Stew-O: DIVING ELBOW DROP!!!!! SENDING ALL FOUR OF THEM CRASHING DOWN!!! BODIES TUMBLING, CAGE THROWING CAUTION TO THE WIND!!!! Cage sits there heaving, soaking in the enormous reaction from his hometown audience who we expected to eat out of his palms coming into this! King, Heart and Viz are all dragging themselves away from the carnage and back into the ring at their own individual pace….. but Cage will not allow one of these three off the punishment train just yet….
Flannery McCoy: Oh boy! that would be none other than Drake King! Certainly no love lost there.
Jake Mercer: Cage grabs Drake King by the boot and drags him as far away from the ring ropes as possible. Cage has a hold of King by his face, and is barking obscenities into the face of his foe. These two are no strangers, like you said Flannery no love lost, they’ve faced on multiple occasions this season, most notable in “Red Wallz” where we saw King come away victorious in the end. Surely Cage hasn’t lived that down! And he’s hammering away with closed fist shots across the skull! Just unloading pent up resentment and bitterness for all the times he’s had his ass handed to him by Drake King on a platter!
Flannery McCoy: Better make sure you don’t say that too loud so he doesn’t hear you, Jake. But you’re right, he’s unloading sheer pent up aggression. But you can see the wheels turning in that demented mind of his, he’s got something planned.
( Diamond Cage walks over to his backpack and picks it up from the floor. He unzips it, revealing the contents to the camera…. a cacophany of hardcore items inside of his hardcore back pack: a cookie sheet, a board of nails, a railroad spike, a taser, a burlap sack, a screwdriver, among others. )
Jake Mercer: Good lord. We knew Cage would have a field day in a match like this, but he’s got enough items in there to teach a full course curriculum in the school of hard knocks.
( Diamond Cage opens one of the smaller compartments of the hardcore back pack and takes out….. a barbwire tooth brush. He shoots an evil glare in the direction of Drake King. )
Diamond Cage: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU DON’T LIKE TO CUSS OR NOT. YOU’VE DONE NOTHING BUT TALK SHIT ABOUT ME THIS WHOLE TIME PUSSY. WHY DON’T WE SCRUB THAT FILTHY MOUTH OUT.
Stew-O: CAGE GRABS DRAKE BY THE HEAD AND BASHES HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE CHAIN LINK WALL OF THE CHAMBER! AND NOW HE STUFFS THAT BARBWIRE TOOTHBRUSH INSIDE OF DRAKE’S MOUTH!!!!
Jake Mercer: :damn: !!!!
Stew-O: DRAKE TRIES TO FIGHT, TO PRY CAGE’S ARMS AWAY AS BEST AS HE CAN! BUT CAGE STOMPS INTO HIS VISIBLY BRUISED TORSO REPEATEDLY! YOU CAN SEE THE WELTS ON KING’S BODY FROM THAT SHOT WITH THE NUNCHUCKS HE TOOK JUST EARLIER!…. JESUS NO!!!! NO!!!! CAGE SCRAPES DRAKE KING’S FACE AGAINST THE CHAMBER WALLS, WITH THE BARBWIRE TOOTHBRUSH STILL IN HIS MOUTH!!!! THE MUFFLED CRIES OF HORROR FALL ON DEAF EARS!
( Cage RIPS the barbwire toothbrush out of Drake’s mouth, and Drake King lays there clinging to consciousness, bleeding from his mouth. Cage holds up the blood soaked tooth brush with a sense of pride as blood drips down from every bristle. )
Jake Mercer: Cage is literally and figuratively in his bag right now, and he opts to go after Visual Prophet who is recovering in the corner. Viz catches him on the way with multiple southpaw jabs! An overhand right! And a running back elbow to take Cage down! Viz awaits his arrival with a focused look in his eyes!
Stew-O: KISS TO THE HEAD FROM VIZ!!!!!!! RIGHT ACROSS THE SKULL!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: CAGE CATCHES THE ONCOMING ARM! ARM-TRAP STANDING SWITCH INTO A THUNDEROUS UPPERCUT! Viz fires back with a right hand! And Cage replies with one of his own! Viz with a knife edge chop to the chest! Cage with an even LOUDER chop to the sternum! Cage backs Viz into the corner and sends him across the ring with an Irish whip! Viz reverses the whip sending Cage into the corner.
Stew-O: The very corner where Kassidy Heart is recovering! CAGE WITH A RUNNING FOREARM SMASH INTO KASSIDY’S FACE! TUCKS HER HEAD UNDER HIS ARM NOW, AND DELIVERS A SIMULTANEOUS BULLDOG ONTO HEART OUT OF THE CORNER, INTO A DROPKICK ON VIZ AT THE EXACT SAME TIME!
Flannery McCoy: Cage has taken complete control of this thing!!! He digs into his bag of goodies!
( Diamond Cage pulls out a cookie sheet, a pair of scissors, and that burlap sack containing ‘mysterious’ contents. )
Stew-O: Cage grabs the cookie sheet first and watches Kassidy Heart scramble back up to her feet in a daze.
Cage: TAKE THIS BACK TO THE KITCHEN WITH YOU. BITCH.
Stew-O: CAGE SLAMS THAT METAL COOKIE SHEET RIGHT OVER HER HEAD!!!! KASSIDY TUMBLES LIKE A SACK OF BRICKS!
Flannery McCoy: I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S RINGING LOUDER, HER HEAD FROM THAT SHOT, OR HER EAR DRUMS FROM THE SOUND OF IT!
Jake Mercer: VISUAL PROPHET IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS, AND CAGE WITH THE COOKIE SHEET AGAIN!!!! SLAMS IT INTO VIZ’S CHEST!!! NOW ACROSS HIS FACE, SO HARD, THAT IT LITERALLY BENDS!!!!
( Cage picks up the pair of scissors from the floor. )
Jake Mercer: Cage..what are you doing…
( Cage stands over Visual Prophet… and he places each end of the scissors inside each of Viz’s nostrils. )
Stew-O: No… no no! NO!!!!–
Flannery McCoy: CAGE IS SLOWLY PRYING THE SCISSORS SHUT INSIDE OF HIS NOSE!!!! CAGE IS TRYING TO SLICE VIZ’S SEPTUM IN HALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Visual Prophet screams at the top of his lungs in pain, more than he ever has in his EAW career thus far. He scratches at Cage’s arms for dear life, and Cage lays his Viz’s head against the mat before crouching over and placing the pointy end of those scissors over Viz’s left ear. )
Stew-O: VICIOUS STOMP INTO THE SCISSORS!!!! LIKELY PENETRATING VIZ’S EAR! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!
( Visual Prophet flops around continue to howl in pain. Cage shifts his attention back to the burlap sack in the ring. He picks it up, leans over the ring ropes, and empties out its contents to the ringside floor. )
Jake Mercer: THUMBTACKS BY THE THOUSANDS ARE UNCEREMONIOUSLY DOUSED ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! Cage has taken this terrific match to terrifying levels, incorporating his own unique twist of hardcore depravity; and his bloodlust doesn’t appear to be anywhere near satisfied just yet! Cage rips Kassidy Heart up from all fours. Heart sends a couple of hard hitting shots to the lower belly of the former EAW Champion. Heart delivers a shoot kick to the quad! AND JABS HER THUMB INTO THE EYE OF CAGE NOW! THE MAULER SHOWING RESISTANCE TO THE SEEMINGLY NEVER ENDING ONSLAUGHT OF THE 2018 ELITIST OF THE YEAR!
Stew-O: Heart follows up with a haymaker! NO CAGE CATCHES THE WRIST! BITCHMAKER!!!! WRIST LOCK TRANSITIONED INTO A BITCH SLAP! CAGE TAKES KASS BY THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND SENDS HER OVER THE ROPES, CRASHING INTO THE THOUSANDS OF THUMBTACKS ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO KASS STICKS THE LANDING! CAGE COMES AFTER HER! AND KASSIDY HEART CHOOSES TO CLIMB THE WALL OF THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER STRUCTURE!
( Kassidy Heart is scaling the wall of the Elimination Chamber. Diamond Cage exits the ring after her. All the while, the countdown has returned. The fans join in, and the entire Rogers Centre anticipates finding out who will join the barbaric fold as the 5th entry into this World Heavyweight Championship chamber. )
( Heart is perched up to one of the structural metal beams of the chamber wall, nearly fifteen feet above the floor. She is catching her breath, but Diamond Cage is right on her heels. )
( Heart meets Cage with a few stomps to the head, but he resists them and continues to pull himself up onto the beam. )
Stew-O: RUNNING PENALTY KICK FROM THE MAULER!!! HITTING THE CHEST OF CAGE!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT CAGE ABSORBS THE BLOW, AND DRAGS HIMSELF UP TO A STANDING BASE HIGH ABOVE THE FLOOR IN NO MAN’S LAND! CAGE TABS HEART BY THE HEAD, BUT HEART IS FIRING AWAY WITH BODY SHOTS! DUKING IT OUT, AS UNAFRAID OF HIM TONIGHT AS SHE WAS IN THE 2018 SHOWDOWN CHAMBER!
(The buzzer sounds and the lights stop above the pod of……. TLA!!! )
Jake Mercer: IN COMES THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION WITH HIS CHRISTMAS PRESENT! WE NEEDED A LITTLE CHRISTMAS CHEER AFTER THE GROTESQUE DISPLAYS OF MALICE WE’VE SEEN! TLA keeps the Christmas present tucked under his arm, enters the ring, ARMDRAG takes Visual Prophet back down! Drake King is recovering at the corner still traumatized by that toothbrush incident! RUNNING ENZUIGIRI INTO THE CORNERED KING!!!
Stew-O: The Champ glides over the ropes to the apron! And blasts an oncoming Visual Prophet with a roundhouse kick to take him back down! And delivers a SPRINGBOARD MONKEY FLIP, FROM THE APRON, INTO THE RING, SENDING DRAKE KING OUT OF THE CORNER AND CRASHING INTO VIZ’S GUT!!
Jake Mercer: Drake rolls away, and Viz is hurting in a bad way here – but TLA helps Viz up to his feet by the wrist like a kind gentleman, only to springboard off the ropes for a rope assisted armdrag! Nip up! And a wave to fans here in the sold out Rogers Centre! All while maintaining a perfect hold of that Christmas present under his arm, as he executes these moves to perfection!
Flannery McCoy: TLA spots Drake King recovering at the corner, all while Visual Prophet takes solace at the opposite turnbuckle on the opposite side of the ring! TLA makes a mad dash over to Drake King! RUNNING DROPKICK INTO THE CORNER!!! CHARGES ACROSS THE RING! RUNNING DROPKICK INTO VISUAL PROPHET!!! SPRINTS BACK ACROSS THE RING AGAIN! CORNER DROPKICK INTO DRAKE KING AGAIN!!! CHANGES DIRECTIONS!!! CORNER DROPKICK INTO VIZ!!!! NOW DRAKE!!!
BACK!!!!…. AND THEN FORTH!!! STICKING HIS OWN LANDING EVERY TIME!
Stew-O: TLA sets the Christmas present down safely, and opts for a RUNNING CORNER CROSSBODY ON THE VISUAL PROPHET! HE TAKES VIZ OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! ROLLS THROUGH IT BACK UP TO HIS FEET! STANDING SWITCH! TIGER SUPLEX! TLA DROPS VIZ ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH THAT ONE, AND ROLLS THROUGH IT YET AGAIN TO BRING HIM BACK UP TO HIS FEET! TLA HANDSPRINGS AGAINST THE ROPES AND BACK HANDSPRINGS INTO A CARTEL KICK! PELE KICK!! Visual Prophet scrambles desperately to the same corner as Drake King!
Jake Mercer: Above the ring Cage has gotten the upper hand of The Mauler! He’s worn her down in their fist fight above the floor, as the two are suspended by one steel beam fifteen feet in the air! And now Cage BASHES THE BACK OF KASSIDY HEART’S HEAD INTO THE CHAIN LINK CHAMBER WALL! CAGE PLANTS A BOOT RIGHT IN THE MIDSECTION…..WELCOME TO CANADA MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: GOTCH STYLE PILEDRIVER FROM THE TOP OF THAT STEEL BEAM, INTO THE THOUSANDS OF THUMBTACKS BELOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: HEART SHOVES HIM BACK AT THE LAST SECOND! CAGE NEARLY FALLS OFF OF THAT SUSPENDED STRUCTURAL BEAM! FOR FUCKS SAKES IF HE HAD HIT THAT, WHERE WOULD THEY EVEN LAND?!!??!
Jake Mercer: I doubt Cage knows or even cares! Their exchange rages on! Meanwhile TLA is in the ring hammering punches at any open part of the body he can find of both of his cornered opponents, who are leaned up against each other at the turnbuckle! They are taking abuse right now from the World Heavyweight Champion, there’s a CHOP to Viz’s chest from TLA! Now a chop to Drake! Another to Viz! Another to Drake! DOUBLE SWAG SHOT, A ROLLING BITCH SLAP SIMULTANEOUSLY BITCH SLAPPING BOTH THE KING AND THE SOVEREIGN!
Stew-O: That may have very well just ticked them off! They’re returning fire now! Fighting their way out of the corner with a flurry of strikes to thr body! TLA can barely keep up with his own shots! The strange bedfellows duo come right back after TLA with a double clothesline, only for him to duck under that and send them into the ropes with a double dropkick! TLA CAREENS OFF OF THE ROPES BEHIND HIM! THERE IS IS!!! THE 305!!!! TIGER FEINT KICK ON BOTH DRAKE KING AND VISUAL PROPHET AT THE SAME TIME!
Jake Mercer: VIZ IS ROCKED! BUT DRAKE ACTUALLY DODGED AT THE LAST SECOND! TLA IS ZEROED IN ON VISUAL PROPHET WHO MAY BE AT HIS WITS END FROM THE PUNISHMENT HE’S HAD TO ENDURE IN THIS MATCH SO FAR! TLA GOING FOR A SPRINGBOARD 420-
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE KING!!!!! SWINGING FOR THE FENCES WITH THAT BARBWIRE SCEPTER!!!! THAT CAUGHT TLA RIGHT IN THE RIBS, AND CAUSES HIM TO LAND FACE FIRST ON THE CANVAS!
Stew-O: MEANWHILE KASSIDY HEART LAYS IN A THUNDEROUS ROLLING ELBOW ON DIAMOND CAGE UP THERE ON THAT SUSPENDED STEEL BEAM!!! THAT MAY HAVE TIPPED THE SCALES BACK IN HER FAVOR! CAGE HAS HIS BACK TURNED TO HEART NOW! AND OH MY GOODNESS, SHE MAY WANT A KASSPLODER PLEX FROM FIFTEEN FEET IN THE AIR!!!!
( Cage clings himself to the wall of the chamber, and Kassidy resorts to hammering strikes into any open part of Cage that she can find before the German suplex. )
Jake Mercer: IN THE RING DRAKE KING HAS COMPLETELY COME UNGLUED! HE IS BRINGING DOWN THAT SCEPTER INTO TLA REPEATEDLY! THIS IS HIS FOURTH SHOT! FIFTH SHOT INTO THE ARM! THAT BARBWIRE END IS JUST SENT SPIKING INTO TLA’S ARMS! AND NOW HIS BACK! A SIXTH SHOT INTO HIS FACE!!! TLA ROLLS OVER WITH HIS BODY RACKED WITH PAIN FOLLOWING THAT ONSLAUGHT!
Flannery McCoy: Drake has turned his attention up to the back and forth with Kassidy Heart and Cage, and something tells me he’s got a rooting interest in this exchange. Drake finds himself muttering things I don’t think he’d dare allow himself to get caught saying on a live mic. And now he climbs up the wall of the chamber, tossing his barbwire scepter on the top of a vacant chamber to keep it out of reach from any of his enemies! Kassidy Heart is unable to maintain a waistlock, Cage has left her stunned with those ringing loud headbutts!
Stew-O: But look who’s come to join them!
( Cage turns around and finds himself trapped in between Kassidy Heart… and Drake King. )
Jake Mercer: I don’t think there’s any doubt in my mind who Drake is here to see! It’s time for The King to dole out a little bit of comeuppance! Cage knows he’s backed into a wall, and that may be when he’s at his most dangerou-
Stew-O: LOW BLOW!!!! KASSIDY HEART FROM BEHIND, CLOCKING CAGE WITH AN UPPERCUT STRAIGHT INTO THE GROIN!!!! … SUPERKICK BY KING!!! FLUSH ACROSS THE JAW OF CAGE!!!!
( Kassidy Heart grinds Cage’s face against the wall of the Elimination Chamber… and she carefully scoots behind him, stepping each of her own feet between the chain link openings, and applying a waistlock from behind. Drake King watches intently. )
Stew-O: DANGLING KASSPLODER PLEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUMPING DIAMOND CAGE ONTO THE TOP OF HIS HEAD, INTO THE THOUSANDS OF THUMBTACKS ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR BELOW!!!!! FIFTEEN FOOT FALL INTO TACKS, NECKFIRST!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: LOOK AT THIS!!!!
Stew-O: FROG SPLASH!!!!!!!! DRAKE KING DIVES OFF THE SAME STRUCTURAL BEAM ON THE CHAMBER WALL, WITH A 15 FOOT FROG SPLASH INTO DIAMOND CAGE!!!!!!!! FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, CAGE HAS BEEN DECIMATED!!!!
( Kassidy sits up from her dangled upside down position, and the lights of the Elimination Chamber begin to flicker for the fourth and final time.)
( Kassidy Heart frees her legs from the openings of the chain link chamber wall, and takes her time descending from the structural beam. )
Jake Mercer: Our final entrant in this demolition derby Elimination Chamber contest just so happens to be a man who’s competed in, and won more Elimination Chamber matches in his career than everybody else in this match combined. The rest of these Elitists have risked their lives and thrown each others lives into the proverbial woodchipper –
Stew-O: DRAKE KING IS TRYING TO DRAG CAGE INTO THE RING TO PIN HIM, BUT TLA GRABS DRAKE FROM INSIDE THE RING WITH AN OKLAHOMA ROLL! AND DRAGS DRAKE KING BACK INTO THE RING EMPTY HANDED, TO TRANSITION INTO CROSSED PATHS!!!!! CROSS ARMBREAKER!!!
( BUZZ!!!!! )
Stew-O: DRAKE KING HAS NOWHERE TO GO! TLA CAUGHT HIM! DRAKE TOSSES AND TURNS AND ATTEMPTS TO TWIST HIMSELF OUT OF IT BUT TLA GOT HIM GOOD WITH THE CROSSED PATHS, AND THAT MAY LEAD TO OUR FIRST DECISION OF THE MATCH.
( Impact’s chamber pod has opened up, but Impact remains in his pod with no interest in entering the fold just yet. )
Flannery McCoy: What is Impact doing just standing there??
Jake Mercer: HE’S SHOWING YOU EXACTLY WHY HE IS WHERE HE’S AT IN LIFE! WHERE HE’S AT IN LIFE! SIMPLE YET BRILLIANT! WHY ENTER THE MATCH NOW? YOU HAVE A CHAMBER FULL OF INEXPERIENCED ROOKIES IN COMPARISON WHO CLEARLY DON’T REGARD THE AMOUNT OF STAMINA IT TAKES TO GO THE DISTANCE IN A MATCH LIKE THIS! WAIT IT OUT AND PICK UP THE PIECES WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT!
Stew-O: Guys I don’t know if Drake is going to be able to hold out any longer!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE IS LITERALLY BITING HIS OWN HAND TO GET HIMSELF NOT TO SUBMIT, AND AT THIS POINT I DON’T SEE THE POINT IN HOLDING OUT ANY LONGER EITHER, STEW. HE NEEDS TO ACCEPT THAT HE LET HIS GUARD DOWN BEFORE HE GETS SERIOUSLY HURT! TLA IS DELIBERATELY TRYING TO SEPERATE DRAKE’S SHOULDER – IF NOT OUTRIGHT YANK IT OUT OF ITS SOCKET!
Stew-O: BOW!!!! TO!!!!! THE!!!!!!! HEART!!!!!!!!
( Visual Prophet leaps from the other side of the ring, and lands the diving elbow drop into TLA’s chest to break up the ‘Crossed Paths’ armbar. )
Flannery McCoy: Vizzy saved Drake!!!! The Vizzy & Drizzy connection may be real after all!
Stew-O: BUT IN THE PROCESS OF SAVING DRAKE KING, VIZ MAY HAVE SIMULTANEOUSLY ELIMINATED THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AS WELL! HOOK OF BOTH LEGS, A DRAMATIC AND PAIN FILLED EXPRESSION ON VIZ’S FACE!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEE!!! TWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Jake Mercer: THE WORLD CHAMP KICKS OUT! Visual Prophet nods his head, refusing to let that get to him. He understands the caliber of the competition in this match, he understands sometimes his most effective tools in his arsenal may not be enough on their own to seal the deal. It will take more –
( Visual Prophet fights his way up to his feet and tells the audience, “I GOT A LOT LEFT IN THE TANK.” )
Stew-O: And Viz may have gone through hell in this match, but he said it best, he has more to give! Much more! Viz is joined by Drake King, who uses the ropes to pull himself up to his feet and is very much favoring his right shoulder, but he acknowledges the solid that Viz did him. Essentially making it “even” between the both of them. Viz and Drake pulls TLA up from the ground by both ends –
Flannery McCoy: TLA WITH A FOREARM TO DRAKE! SHOOT KICK TO VIZ! KICK TO THE DRAKE’S HAMSTRING! MULE KICK TO THE RIBS OF THE PROPHET! POP-UP MEXICAN UPPERCUT TO DRAKE!!!! SENDING HIM STUMBLING BACK AND TUMBLING THROUGH THE ROPES! TLA FIRES AWAY WITH A FLURRY OF MEXICAN UPPERCUT TO VIZ NOW!
Jake Mercer: VIZZY DODGES THE 4TH ONE! IKE TURNER SPECIAL!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: COMBAT ROLL EVASION FROM TLA! ANOTHER POP-UP MEXICAN UPPERCUT!!!!
Stew-O: VIZ COUNTERS IN MIDAIR WITH A DROPKICK TO THE CHEST! THAT SENDS TLA BACKPEDALING INTO DRAKE’S ARMS! RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE TO THE CHEST!!!! GOT IT!!! AND BEFORE TLA CAN COLLAPSE, DRAKE KING FINISHES HIS GO-TO COMBINATION WITH A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NOBODY HOME! TLA STOPS THE ARM WITH A BOOT! SPINNING BACK ELBOW! THE TWO TURN TO EACH OTHER DAZED! WHAT’S NEXT?
Jake Mercer: HEART ATTACK!!!!!! KASSIDY HEART TAKES OUT BOTH DRAKE KING AND TLA WITH A DIVING CORKSCREW STUNNER!!!! AND SHE LEANS BACK OVER DRAKE KING WITH A COVER!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THRRR-
Flannery McCoy: CARTWHEEL INTERVENTION BY VISUAL PROPHET, SEAMLESSLY PULLING KASSIDY HEART OFF OF DRAKE KING… AND PLANTING HER BACK INTO TLA WITH THE PROPHET DRIVER!!! DREAM VALLEY DRIVER USING KASSIDY HEART’S BODY TO DRIVE THE WIND OUT OF TLA’S LUNGS, DRILLING STRAIGHT INTO HIS MIDSECTION!
Stew-O: VIZ ROLLS THROUGH IT AGAIN, KEEPING THE MAULER UP TO HIS SHOULDERS! VIZ BEGINS SCALING THE CORNER, CLIMBING ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP ROPE WITH KASSIDY HEART ON HIS SHOULDERS. WHAT’S HE GOT IN MIND???
( Visual Prophet stands up at the top turnbuckle with Kassidy Heart laid out over his shoulders in the firemans carry. )
Jake Mercer: IN COMES CAGE!!! CAGE GOES CLIMBING UP THE SAME CORNER, WITH HIS BACK ABSOLUTELY PEPPERED WITH THUMB TACKS AND BLOOD DRIPPING DOWN HIS SPINE! CAGE WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND VIZ’S WAIST…. LOOKING FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!
( Drake King rushes up the same corner as Diamond Cage, who has Viz caught with a rear waistlock, as Viz still carries Kassidy Heart on his shoulders. )
Stew-O: DRAKE KING SPRINGS UP TO THE MIDDLE ROPE, STANDING BEHIND CAGE!!!!!! LUNGBLOWER ON CAGE FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!! CAGE PULLING VIZ TO THE FLOOR WITH HIM WITH THE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! AND VIZ PULLS KASSIDY HEART WITH A SAMOAN DROP ALL THE WAY UP FROM THE SKIES!!!! FOUR-PERSON TOWER OF DOOM RATTLING THE RING!!!!!!
( Drake, Viz and Cage tumble to the ground – but Kassidy manages to spare herself from the fall by grabbing the top of the vacant chamber pod at the last second. )
( Kassidy rests herself on top of the pod, leaving the downed competitors in the ring to find themselves subject to… )
Flannery McCoy: HERE COMES IMPACT! The 9-time World Champion picks his spot wisely, and bolts out of his chamber pod to find whatever remaining pieces of his opponents that are left to stomp them into dust! Impact BLASTS TLA with a running lariat! TLA recovers! Imp backs off the ropes and plants him with a bulldog! Now he jogs to the other ring ropes in front of him! FLIGHT SIGHTS!!!! LIONSAULT CONNECTS INTO TLA!
Jake Mercer: Impact catches an oncoming Drake King with a flurry of knife edge chops! But King catches Impact with a ROUNDHOUSE KICK FOR HIS TROUBLES!
Stew-O: Nobody home, Imp ducks that and catches him with a clean uppercut! Imp grabs King by the back of the head and bashes him into the corner, turns him around and fires away with more stomps into the welt-covered torso of The King! Before dragging him by the ankles out of the corner…. IMP SENDS DRAKE KING UP AND OVER THE ROPES!!!!!!! LANDING SPLAT ON HIS FACE INTO THE PILE OF THUMBTACKS AT RINGSIDE!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Now Impact removes the light tubes from his makeshift sheath, and has his sights set on Diamond Cage! Cage doesn’t look like he has any idea what’s going to hit him!Watch your back, Cage!!!!
Jake Mercer: IMPACT SMASHES THOSE LIGHT TUBES OVER CAGE’S HEAD!!!!!!!!! JEEEESUS!!!!
Flannery McCoy: WHAT?! HOW IS CAGE STILL STANDING?!?!?
Jake Mercer: THAT IS INSANITY! CAGE USES THE ROPES FOR SUPPORT, AND IS GIVING IMPACT THE DEATH STARE WITH GLASS COVERING HIS FACE! BECKONING HIM FOR MORE! WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS GUY EVEN MADE OF?!
Stew-O: IMP RUNS THE ROPES LOOKING TO FINISH CAGE OFF WITH A RUNNING FIST OF FURY!!! — VIZ INTERCEPTS HIM! ONLY FOR IMPACT TO CATCH VISUAL PROPHET WITH EVISCERATION!!!!
Stew-O: VIZ CATCHES HIM IN MID AIR! AND POPS HIM IMPACT OVER HIS HEAD —
Flannery McCoy: KASSIDY HEART DIVES FROM THE TOP OF HER POD AND BASHES IMP IN MID AIR ACROSS THE SKULL WITH A DIVING SHOT OF THAT BARBWIRE SCEPTER!!!
Stew-O: CAGE CATCHES VIZ FROM BEHIND!!!! M.D.K.!!!!!!! MURDER!!!!!!!! DEATH!!!!!!!! KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: IKE TURNER SPECIAL!!! COUNTERED AT THE LAST SECOND FROM VIZ WITH THE ROLLING BACKFIST, SENDING BLOOD AND SWEAT FLYING THROUGH THE CHAMBER WALLS AND INTO THE FIRST ROW! VIZ PLANTS A KISS INTO CAGE’S FOREHEAD! “KISS TO THE HEAD”!!!! CLOBBERING HIM WITH A THUNDEROUS BULL HAMMER ELBOW STRIKE, AND A COVER BY THE PROPHET!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Stephie Love: Diamond Cage has been eliminated!
Stew-O: Visual Prophet knocks off the former EAW Champion! BUT HE LET HIS GUARD DOWN FOR TOO LONG! THE MAULER BOLTS OUT OF THE CORNER LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL, IMPALING THE BARBWIRE SPIKE STUDDED SCEPTER OVER THE TOP OF VIZ’S HEAD!!!
Flannery McCoy: NOW THE MAULER CATCHES IMPACT IN THE CORNER RECOVERING, AND SWINGS FOR THE FENCES, PUMMELING INTO HER LIFE PARTNER’S LIFE PARTNER WITH REPEATED SHOTS OF THAT SCEPTER!!!! KASSIDY UNLOADS WITH HER 2ND, 3RD, 4TH, 5TH STRIKE!
Stew-O: TLA turns her around! He’s firing away with a couple of shoot kicks! Hitting The Mauler hard and forcing her to back away! Forearm shot from TLA! Inner thigh kick! BUT THE MAULER RESPONDS BY JABBING THE END OF THAT BARBWIRE SCEPTER INTO HIS THROAT!!! THAT SCEPTER HAS PERHAPS BEEN THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION’S WORST ENEMY IN THIS MATCH THUS FAR!
Jake Mercer: AND SHE ISN’T FINISHED! SHE PRESSES THE END OF THE SCEPTER STRAIGHT INTO HIS THROAT! GUILLOTINE SPIKE!!!!! BRINGING HIM DOWN ACROSS THE SCEPTER THROAT-FIRST, AND FLOPPING TO THE GROUND LIKE A FISH! THAT COULD HAVE SHATTERED TLA’S LARYNX!
Stew-O: Kassidy Heart spots Drake King attempting to re-enter the ring from the corner of her eye, and she charges at him with a bicycle kick smacking him across the face! Drake’s body is still covered in thumbtacks, he had to dig himself out of that sea of tacks and Heart takes the opportunity to jog over to that side of the ring and deliver a SPRINGBOARD HURRICANRANA!!! SENDING DRAKE KING BACK INTO THE THUMBTACKS!
Flannery McCoy: KING CATCHES HER IN MIDAIR!!! RUNNING POWERBOMB INTO THE TACKS!!!!
Stew-O: NOT YET! HEART IS FIGHTING BACK WITH THE BEST THAT SHE’S GOT! HAMMERING AWAY CLOSED FIST SHOTS TO THE TEMPLE! DRAKE INSTEAD ATTEMPTS TO DELIVER A REVERSE POWERBOMB AND SEND KASSIDY SMACKING FACE FIRST AGAINST THE CHAIN-LINK WALL!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT KASS CATCHES HERSELF INSTEAD, AND ESCAPES DRAKE’S SHOULDERS! FOLLOWS UP WITH A KICK TO THE FACE! KASSIDY CLIMBS A FEW FEET HIGHER… TURNS HERSELF AROUND … METEORAAAAAAAAA!!! DIVING METEORA DRILLING THE BACK OF DRAKE’S HEAD INTO THOSE THUMBTACKS!!! DRAKE SCRAMBLES AWAY AND BACK INTO THE RING CLUTCHING AT HIS HEAD FOR DEAR LIFE! HEART IS TAKING OVER THIS MATCH!
Jake Mercer: Just look how many thumb tacks were lodged into Kassidy’s knee pads! Imagine how many were lodged into the back of Drake’s head! Heart re-enters the ring, Drake King is making the wise decision to crawl as far away from this sadistic psychopath as quickly as he can…. The Mauler is looking down at Diamond Cage’s backpack with a sense of morbid curiosity. Kass picks it up and dumps the remaining contents out, a taser, and a BOARD OF NAILS! Kassidy’s eyes light up at the sight of it…….. OH NO…….
( Kassidy Heart walks over to Drake King who is recovering in the corner and stomps the hell out of him. He drags him by his hair and uses all of her strength to press his face against the board of nails. )
Stew-O: KASSIDY HEART REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!!!!!!! PAINFULLY EVER AFTER SENDING DRAKE KING FACE FIRST INTO THE BOARD OF NAILS!!!!!!! AS GOD AS MY WITNESS SHE KILLED HIM!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT AT THE LAST SECOND VISUAL PROPHET DRAGS DRAKE OUT OF THE WAY BY HIS ANKLES! OUCH OUCH OUCH! KASSIDY’S FOOT IS DRIVEN INTO THAT BOARD :damn: !!!!! KASSIDY JUMPS UP ON ONE LEG, USING HER HANDS TO PRY THE BOARD OUT OF THE BOTTOM OF HER BOOT!
Jake Mercer: BANG!!! EVISCERATION FROM IMPACT OUT OF NOWHERE! TAKES KASSIDY HEART DOWN!!! COVER!!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: KICK OUT!!! HEART SHOWING A HELL OF A LOT OF HEART, PUSHING THROUGH THAT DEVASTATING CODEBREAKER SOMEHOW! HOW MANY HALL OF FAMERS HAS THAT PUT AWAY?
Stew-O: Too many to name, but not this time against this future Hall of Famer. Imp doesn’t have time to lament over that either. Kassidy rolls out of the ring out of instinct, and Imp quickly notices Visual Prophet in his peripheral vision who is still not even fully recovered yet. He grabs the set of nunchucks from the floor out of desperation! AND CHARGES OVER TO VIZ AS SOON AS VIZ RETURNS TO A VERTICAL BASE WITH A RUNNING SWING OF THOSE NUNCHUCKS!!! CATCHING VIZ RIGHT IN THE SKULL!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: VIZ DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT! JESUS!!!!!! VISUAL PROPHET DRILLS IMPACT SPINE-FIRST INTO THE BOARD OF NAILS, WITH A SPINEBUSTER!!!
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT ROLLS OVER, AHHHHHHHHHHHH VIZ RIPS THE BOARD OF NAILS STUCK TO IMPACT’S BACK OUT OF HIS FLESH! LISTEN TO THE SCREAMS FROM THE 9 TIME WORLD CHAMPION! VISUAL PROPHET LAYS IMPACT ONTO HIS BACK, AND HAMMERS OVER HIS SKULL WITH A FLURRY OF PUNCHES…. BEFORE FACING THE SPIKE BOARD FACE-DOWN OVER HIS CHEST…
Stew-O: JUMPING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP, WITH A SPLIT IN MID-AIR FOR THEATRICS! WEDGING THOSE SPIKES INTO IMP’S FLESH!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: TLA DELIVERS A SPRINGBOARD “420” FROM THE APRON!!! SSP STRAIGHT INTO IMP’S CHEST! DRIVING THOSE SPIKES FURTHER INTO HIS FLESH!!!
Stew-O: DRAKE KING FINISHES IMPACT OFF WITH A PHOENIX SPLASH!!!! HOOK OF BOTH LEGS!!!! IT’S OVER!!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jake Mercer: IMP KICKS OUT!!!! HOW?!?!?
( Visual Prophet and Drake King shake their heads in shock. TLA continues to have trouble breathing after being guillotined by a barbwire scepter at the hands of The Mauler. )
Stew-O: There’s a reason why the man is considered to be arguably the greatest ever. You don’t win nine World Championships without being exceptionally durable! Imp’s ability to withstand punishment rivals that of any other, and in the title fight that will to win amplifies! It has pushed him to accomplish some of the most incredible feats in EAW history, just in the Elimination Chamber alone! For all intents in purposes this is HIS match!
Jake Mercer: Visual Prophet and Drake King take Impact to the corner and begin double teaming him with more melee strikes you can think of. Drake targets the upper body while Viz fires off knee strikes. The Vizzy & Drizzy connection is real and it is going to be the exact reason why they end up outlasting all of their opponents until the World Heavyweight Championship is theirs! Viz and Drake prop Impact up to a seated position at the top turnbuckle, now they’re making the climb themselves! What are we gonna see?!
Flannery McCoy: Drake King and Visual Prophet have Impact hooked by both sides and are reaching down to pull him up……… LOOKING FOR THE DOUBLE FALCON ARROW!!!!!
Stew-O: But Imp batters some last second punches to the ribs of King! Headbutt to Viz! Some elbow shots to follow! Imp has managed to squirm out of that predicament somehow and end up on his feet down on the canvas, while his two assailants deal with the sting from those blows!
Jake Mercer: IMP HAS ONE ARM TUCKED BETWEEN THE LEGS OF EACH ELITIST! AND HE SENDS THEM FROM THE TOP WITH A DOUBLE URINAGE-STYLE POWERBOMB!!!!!!!! BOTH MEN’S BODIES GO BOUNCING UP FROM THE CANVAS AFTER BEING SENT CRASHING SO HARD!
Flannery McCoy: TLA KICKS IMPACT IN THE GUT! REELS HIM IN! MEXICAN DESTROYER!!!!!!!! GOT HIM!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT IMPACT DOESN’T FLIP WITH HIM! TLA SENTONS OVER AND IMPACT CATCHES BOTH OF TLA’S LEGS TO SEAMLESSLY REVERSE IT INTO THE LIONTAMER!!!!! WALLS OF IMPACT APPLIED!!!! THAT WAS MAGNIFICENT!
Stew-O: DON’T COUNT TLA OUT YET JAKE! HE’S NOT BEEN TURNED YET ALL THE WAY! TLA IS GIVING IT ALL HE’S GOT! THIS HASN’T BEEN THE PERFECT SHOWING FOR OUR CHAMPION, HE STARTED OFF AMAZINGLY BUT HE’S FOUND HIMSELF LAGGING BEHIND AS TIME HAS GONE ON AND HE REFUSES TO BE PUT OUT JUST YET!
Flannery McCoy: TLA SENDS IMPACT FLYING THROUGH THE ROPES AND CRASHING OUTSIDE OF THE RING WITH PURE LEG STRENGTH! That bought TLA enough time to recover! Good on him for not bending or breaking when he was caught off guard, he is the kind of competitor who can adapt to a bad situation as time goes on and turn it into a winning scenario. Impact is at ringside pulling himself up,
( The door to the Extreme Elimination Chamber bursts wide open. )
Flannery McCoy: WAIT A SECOND!!!! FROM BEHIND!!!! IT’S CAGE!!!
Stew-O: WITH A CHAIN WRAPPED AROUND HIS FIST! HE BLINDSIDES IMPACT FROM BEHIND! CAGE HAS BROKEN BACK INTO THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER, AND IS UNLOADING WITH CONSECUTIVE STRIKES OVER THE BACK OF IMP’S HEAD! NO WAY FOR HIM TO DEFEND HIMSELF!
Jake Mercer: CAGE ISN’T LETTING THIS ‘THING’ HE HAS BETWEEN HIM AND IMPACT GO, NOT FOR THE LIFE OF HIM! THEY NEED TO GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
( Multiple officials rush into the ring and swarm Cage from every direction to physically remove him from the Extreme Elimination Chamber. Cage throws one last swing of the steel chain into the back of Imp’s head before he is hauled away, leaving the chain behind. )
Flannery McCoy: AND LOOK WHO’S STANDING OVER IMP! KASSIDY HEART HERSELF! SHE IS WRAPPING THAT STEEL CHAIN AROUND IMP’S THROAT AND IS TYING IT AROUND HIS NECK LIKE A NOOSE!!! KASSIDY DRAGS IMPACT BY HIS DEAD WEIGHT, BY THAT CHAIN COLLAR……
( Kassidy Heart drags Impact into the ring by that makeshift chain collar, until she lays his head over… )
Stew-O: THE EQUALIZER!!! KASSIDY HEART CREATES SEPARATION!!!! PAINFULLY EVER AFTER SENDING IMPACT HEAD FIRST THROUGH THE EQUALIZER!!!!!!!!!!
IMP’S HEAD EXPLODES THROUGH THAT WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION, AND THAT CURB STOMP HAS ENGULFED HIS ENTIRE HEAD WITH NAILS, WOODEN SPLINTERS AND SHARDS OF GLASS!!!! THE MAULER ROLLS HIM OVER!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Stephie Love: Impact has been eliminated!
Stew-O: THE 9-TIME WORLD CHAMPION HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THIS CONTEST IN A MOST GRISLY FASHION!
Flannery McCoy: LOOK OUT FROM BEHIND! TLA SCOOPS KASSIDY HEART UP TO HER SHOULDERS WITH A ROLL UP FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Stew-O: KASSIDY ROLLS THROUGH IT AT THE LAST NANOSECOND! Already up to her feet! LOW ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!
Flannery McCoy: TLA DUCKS THAT AND COUNTERS WITH A POP-UP VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT!!! SENDING KASSIDY HEART STUMBLING BACK INTO THE ROPES! BUT KASS COMES CAREENING OFF OF ROPES WITH A PENDULUM YAKUZA KICK ACROSS THE SKULL OF TLA!!!
Jake Mercer: TLA SIDE STEPS IT! ZIG ZAG! THE BACK OF HEART’S HEAD HITS THE MAT! Big blow to the head from The Mauler, head shots are her Achilles heel so to speak, she can only handle so many of those before she risks serious personal injury. TLA for the first time in a while finally gets ahold of his own weapon in the Extreme Elimination Chamber… a Christmas present!
Flannery McCoy: There’s obviously something of importance inside of there and from the looks of things we’re going to find out – wait, am I seeing what I think I’m seeing?
( A note on the Christmas present reads: “Here Comes The Boom, from mi abuelita to you – Landerson.” )
( TLA smiles and rips open the packaging…)
( Revealing a pair of Chancletas with beeping detonators on them. )
Jake Mercer: EXPLOSIVE CHANCLETAS!!!!
Flannery McCoy: 😐 What.
Jake Mercer: YOU HEARD ME! EXPLOSIVE CHANCLETAS! EACH PAIR OF ABUELITA’S SLIPPERS WITH DETONATORS ON THEM! THIS MAY BE THE MOST DANGEROUS WEAPON IN THE HISTORY OF THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER!
Stew-O: And they’re from LANDERSON?
Jake Mercer: APPARENTLY! SO NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY TLA WAS SO LAID BACK THIS WHOLE TIME! HE DOESN’T PLAN ON LEAVING THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER AS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… BECAUSE HE DOESN’T PLAN ON LEAVING THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER AT ALL! THIS IS A SUICIDE MISSION! AND HE’S TAKING US ALL WITH HIM!
Stew-O: LOOK OUT! TLA’S ROCKED WITH A FLUSH SUPERKICK FROM DRAKE KING!!!! Drake came from a blind spot and caught him, sending the explosive chancletas out of his hands, but thankfully not hard enough to set the explosive devices off! …I can’t believe it’s gotten to the point where I’m not even fazed by literal bombs in the ring.
Flannery McCoy: VISUAL PROPHET CATCHES TLA WITH THE IKE TURNER SPECIAL!!!! NAILS IT!!!
Jake Mercer: NOW TLA IS CAUGHT IN A RIPCORD BY KING! DRIZZY AND VIZZY DELIVER AN UNMERCIFUL COMBO- RIPCORD KNEE BY DRAKE, “KISS TO THE HEAD” BULL HAMMER ELBOW BY VIZ, BLASTING TLA AT THE SAME TIME!!!!
Stew-O: CARTWHEEL EVASION BY TLA AT THE LAST SECOND!!! VIZ ACCIDENTLY BLASTS DRAKE KING OVER THE HEAD WITH “KISS TO THE HEAD”!!!! KING SPINS AROUND IN A DAZE!!! CARTEL KICK BY TLA!!!! KASSIDY HEART FINISHES OFF A SPAGHETTI LEGGED DRAKE KING WITH A SPEEEEEEEEARRRRRRRRR!!!!
Flannery McCoy: HEART BACK UP! AND IS SENT BACK DOWN WITH A “KISS TO THE HEAD” FROM VIZ!!!!
Stew-O: NOBODY HOME!!! SHE DUCKS UNDER IT, REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!!! AND THE MAULER RIPS THROUGH VISUAL PROPHET WITH A SPEAR!!!!!!
THE SNARLING, RABID MAULER JUMPS BACK UP AND DRILLS THROUGH TLA WITH A SPEAR!!!! HEART GORES THROUGH EVERYTHING MOVING! AND SHE JUMPS OVER DRAKE KING’S CHEST FOR THE COVER TO FINISH HIM OFF!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: DRAKE KING STAYS ALIVE!!!! KING DARTS HIS SHOULDER UP FROM THE MAT!
Jake Mercer: HOW?!
Stew-O: THE MAULER LETS OUT A PRIMAL YELL OF FRUSTRATION, ADRENALINE ON HIGH, AND SHE POUNCES OVER VISUAL PROPHET FOR THE COVER!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Stew-O: KICK OUT!!! TLA’S TURN! SHE SPEARED HIM PRACTICALLY OUT OF HIS BOOTS, HE MAY NOT HAVE ANYTHING LEFT TO GIVE!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Jake Mercer: But the World Heavyweight Champion kicks out as well!!! Kassidy Heart rips at her own hair, eyes bugged out, bloodlust emanating from her pores like pheromones! Heart redirects her focus back to Drake King, and literally drags him by the ROOTS like he was her battered wife, until they’re both at ringside. Now Kassidy pulls King up and DRIVES HIM SKULL FIRST INTO THE WALL OF THE CHAMBER YET AGAIN!!! THAT’S GOING TO LEAVE A HORRIFIC MARK FOR TOMORROW!
( Kassidy Heart is on all fours, watching Drake King like a lion would its prey. She explores the floors with her fingers, however– )
Stew-O: WHAT IS SHE DOING?
( Kassidy Heart rips up a large block of the thin padding of the ringside floor…. revealing the metal grid flooring below. Heart chucks the block of floor padding aside, and drags Drake King’s face across the grid floor. )
Flannery McCoy: THE MAULER HAS ENTERED AN ENTIRELY NEW REALM OF SINISTER! DRAKE KING IS ON ALL FOURS WITH MARKS ALL OVER HIS FACE, ALL OVER HIS BODY, THUMBTACKS LODGED INTO HIS SKIN! HE’S BEEN BEATEN, BATTERED, ABUSED, AND KASSIDY HEART BACKS FAR FAR AWAY FROM HIM TO PUT HIM DOWN LIKE A DOG!!!! THE MAULER CHARGES —
Stew-O: PAINFULLY EVER AFTER!!!!!!!!! INTO THE GRID FLOOR!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: WHAT?!?! KING CAUGHT HER!!! MID-CURBSTOMP, HE CATCHES HER, AND HOISTS HER ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: HEART IS WAILING DOWN ON DRAKE KING WITH PUNCHES!
Jake Mercer: STANDING POWERBOMB!!! PUMMELLING KASSIDY’S BODY INTO THE METAL FLOOR! AND DRAKE DEADLIFTS HER UP FROM THAT POSITION! EYEING ONE OF THE CHAMBER PODS! —
Stew-O: RUNNING POWERBOMB!!!!!! SENDING KASSIDY HEART THROUGH HALF OF ONE OF THE PLEXIGLASS PODS!!!!!!
( The right side of the glass pod facing ringside completely caves in, and Kassidy Heart is leaned against the wall of the chamber pod, unconscious. )
Stew-O: LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK OUT!!!!!!
( TLA throws the explosive chanclas into the unbroken glass side of Kassidy’s pod — )
Flannery McCoy: OH MY GOD!!!
( The chanclas detonate, sending all of the remaining glass fragments impaling into Kassidy Heart’s skin, and bringing the entire pod itself crumbling and collapsing over Kassidy Heart’s body. Effectively burying her body beneath glass and metal rubble. )
Jake Mercer: SHE’S DEAD!!!!!!!! SHE’S FUCKING DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!
( TLA collapses to his side, and Drake King watches from a seated position on the metal grid floor that was almost sent through, with his mouth agape in shock and awe. )
Stew-O: THE CHAMBER POD THAT KASSIDY HEART WAS JUST SENT THROUGH, JUST GOT DETONATED AND BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS! SOMEBODY BRING SOME HELP OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!
( REPLAY: Drake King sends Kassidy Heart through one side of the chamber pod, and TLA chucks the explosive chanclas from inside the ring – causing the entire pod to implode on top of Kassidy. )
( After 30 seconds of initial shock, EMTs rush over to the area to begin digging Kassidy Heart out from underneath the rubble. One of the officials go to speak to Stephie Love, who makes the announcement official. )
Stephie Love: Ladies and Gentlemen, due to her inability to continue, Kassidy Heart has been eliminated!
Stew-O: The only scrupulous call you can make if you’re an official. There is no telling what kind of damage may have been done to this young woman.
( The EMTs bring a stretcher into the Elimination Chamber, and Kassidy Heart is pulled from the wreckage with thick shards of glass fragments impaling her arms, her back, and the side of her face – with one shard managing to pierce her eyelid. )
Stew-O: It’ll be twelve years in a little under a month since I’ve been here, I’ve called more Elimination Chambers than I can count, but I don’t think I’ve EVER seen something like that in my broadcast career.
( Visual Prophet eventually pulls himself back to his feet, floored by what he just saw. )
Visual Prophet: No… not my Kassidy :face_with_hand_over_mouth: !!!! ?
( Visual Prophet limps closer to the scene with a look of dejection on his face. )
Flannery McCoy: It looks like even Viz is seriously concerned about the health of Kassidy Hea-
Jake Mercer: KISS TO THE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLINDSIDING TLA!!!!!! AND VISUAL PROPHET REELS HIM BACK IN! VDT!!!!!!!!!!! REVERSE STO INTO A TWISTING DDT!!! HOOK OF BOTH LEGS!!!! VIZ CAUGHT THE CHAMP SLIPPING, AND IT’LL COST HIM THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! COVER!!!!!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEE!!! TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Jake Mercer: WE ARE GUARANTEED A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO WE ARE NOT! TLA HAS GOT HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! VISUAL PROPHET IS LIVID! JUST BESIDE HIMSELF!
Stew-O: I DON’T THINK VIZ HAD ANY IDEA ROPE BREAKS HAPPENED INSIDE AN ELIMINATION CHAMBER! WELL THEY SURE DO, ALWAYS HAVE!
( Visual Prophet is on his knees, nearly on the verge of weeping. He has lost his love, he has lost his will, what else is there to do but lose the chamber? However, a beacon of hope arrives before him… in the form of Drake King, who FINALLY extends his hand, at long last willing to buy in to the concept of the soul ties between himself and The Visual Prophet. )
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY HEART MAY BE DEAD, BUT THE DRIZZY & VIZZY CONNECTION IS ALIVE AND WELL!
Stew-O: Drake King helps Visual Prophet up from the floor with an extended hand! Both of their sights are now set for TLA! The World Heavyweight Champion has barely been able to pull himself up to a knee, he is completely reliant on the ring ropes, and now he’s going to have to deal with a two-on-one onslaught!
Jake Mercer: SWERVE?!?! DRAKE YANKS VIZZY AROUND! AND PLANTS A KICK TO THE GUT!!! MILLER LIGHT!!!!!!!!
(Visual Prophet catches the boot before it can hit him. )
Visual Prophet: I wasn’t born yesterday, beloved.
Stew-O: DRAKE RESPONDS WITH A WINDMILL KICK! THAT SENDS VISUAL PROPHET INTO TLA’S ARMS! GERMAN SUPLEX!
Flannery McCoy: STANDING SWITCH FROM VIZ! BUT TLA BLASTS HIM WITH A SITOUT JAWBREAKER! SENDING VIZ TUMBLING INTO THE CORNER! TLA NIPS UP! INTO AN INVERTED ATOMIC DROP BY KING! AND DRAKE KING BRINGS TLA UP TO HIS SHOULDERS….. RUNNING BUCKLE BOMB INTO THE SAME CORNER AS VIZ!!!
Jake Mercer: TLA COUNTERS INTO THE CROSSED PATHS!!!!! CROSS ARMBREAKER TRAPPING DRAKE KING INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING AGAIN! DRAKE HAS ALLOWED HIMSELF TO BE CAUGHT BY THIS SUBMISSION YET AGAIN! AND THIS TIME VISUAL PROPHET HAS NO INTENTIONS ON SAVING HIS TRAITOROUS ASS!
Stew-O: Looks like Drake won’t need that just yet! He may have been caught but he has much more leverage than he did last time! Drake King manages to roll through and stack TLA onto his shoulders!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: TLA uses his leg strength to send King into the cornered Visual Prophet! But Viz side steps the oncoming King, and sprints right back at TLA!
Stew-O: BANG!!!!!! SPIT KNOCKING SPINNING REVERSE ROUNDHOUSE BY TLA!!!! VISUAL PROPHET DESCENDS TO HIS KNEES, EYES ROLLED BACK IN HIS SKULL! SPIKE ‘RANA!!! DRILLS THE TOP OF VIZ’S HEAD INTO THE MAT!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Drake King has pulled himself up to a crouched position at the top turnbuckle nearby! BUT THAT MAY HAVE BEEN A FATAL MISTAKE!!!! TLA SENDS DRAKE KING OFF THE TOP WITH A SPRINGBOARD HURRICANRANA!!!!
Stew-O: BUT DRAKE KING HOLDS HIS GROUND, EVEN ABOVE HIGH GROUND!!!! FIRING SHOTS INTO THE RIBS WITH THE LITTLE BIT LEFT THAT HE HAS! ………… LOOK AT THIS!!! DRAKE KING MAY WANT TO FINALLY PLANT TLA WITH A POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE, ONTO VISUAL PROPHET DOWN BELOW! —
Jake Mercer: UPSIDE DOWN CROSSED PATHS!!!!! TLA HANGING UPSIDE DOWN AND TAKING DRAKE KING’S ARM WITH HIM, AGAIN FROM THAT POWERBOMB POSITION!!!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Flannery McCoy: FUCKING. BRILLIANT. THIS MAN HAS COME BACK FROM SO MUCH ABUSE, FROM STRUGGLING TO FIT IN WITH THE PACE, AND HE HAS COME UP WITH SOME OF THE MOST INTUITIVE AND MIND BOGGLING COUNTERS AND TRANSITIONS THAT YOU COULD THINK OF! HE MAY HAVE HIS ANTICS, HE MAY BE THROW YOU OFF WITH HIS ‘POON PALACE’ AND ALL OF HIS OTHER THEATRICS, BUT THERE MIGHT NOT BE A BETTER WRESTLER IN THE WORLD THAN TLA WHEN HE’S CORNERED! AND HE IS FIGHTING OUT OF THE CORNER WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT, HE IS READY TO TAKE DRAKE KING’S ARM OUT OF ITS SOCKET!
( Drake King manages to muscle up TLA…. )
Stew-O: But Drake King has dug down deep within his core! He may have had the most complete showing in this match, but it won’t mean a damned thing to him unless he leaves as the World Heavyweight Champion!!!!
Flannery McCoy: TLA appears to have found an escape, now climbing over Drake King and pulling himself to the top of the vacant Chamber pod! Drake King turns around, cautiously balancing himself on those top ropes. TLA is sprawled out on top of the pod but Drake has ahold of him by the side of the head, and is teeing off! Strikes in concession! Not allowing TLA’s status of higher ground to equate to any leverage!
Jake Mercer: Drake King himself begins to make the climb himself, pulling himself up to the top of the pod….. but as soon as he reaches the ledge, TLA fires away with last gasp elbows! Each one is hit SO hard, and is SO loud! No freaking way! He’s dragging Drake King up to the pod with him —
Flannery McCoy: WAIT WHAT!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEXICAN DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FROM THE TOP OF THE POD!!!!!!!!!!!
( Drake King is sent from the top of the pod, into Visual Prophet’s body, with the Mexican Destroyer. TLA is sprawled out over both of his opponents, unconscious. )
Jake Mercer: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Stephie Love: Visual Prophet and Drake King have BOTH been Eliminated!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “Ambitionz Az A Ridah” returns, not a single body in the ring is moving. The war is over. )
Stephie Love: YOUR WINNER, AND STILLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: No words. None.
Stew-O: OTHER WORLDLY.
Jake Mercer: I CAN’T…I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW.
Stew-O: A WAR THAT TRANSCENDS ANY I’VE SEEN. THAT WAS UNLIKE ANY OTHER MATCH THAT I HAVE EVER CALLED IN MY CAREER HERE. OH MY GOD.
( TLA sits up and has his arm raised on the referee while he’s seated on the floor, before the World Heavyweight Championship is promptly handed back to him. )
Stew-O: IF THIS IS WHAT EAW HAS IN STORE HEADING INTO THE NEW DECADE, THEN HOLY FUCK. FOR AS MUCH AS WE’VE SEEN IN THE HISTORY OF THIS GREAT COMPANY, AT THE 13TH INSTALLMENT OF IT’S OLDEST AND MOST TENURED FPV, WE HAVEN’T SEEN ANYTHING YET! INCREDIBLE!!!
( TLA pats the surface of his title and uses everything he has in his power to get back up. The valiant champion raises his World Heavyweight Title to the audience, and rests over the ropes with a weary smile on his face. )
Flannery McCoy: They went through thumbtacks, they went through shards of glass, they went through nails, they went through steel. These six Dynasty Elitists went through hell for one prize, and right there on our screens is a man who knows in his mind that he is damn fortunate to still have it.
Stew-O: After tonight Dynasty will never be the same brand. And none of these six Elitists will ever be the same as people. The standard has raised, the stakes have been raised, and TLA proved that he is willing to do everything humanly possible to match the stakes, and to match that same standard.
( Visual Prophet and Drake King remain in the ring motionless, and TLA limps out of the Elimination Chamber walking gingerly down the steps, and nodding his head in acknowledgment of what he just accomplished. )
(Road to Redemption opens up with a shot of the Extreme Elimination Chamber hanging above the ring. It’s been miraculously fixed after a fucking explosion took a promosing young woman’s life the previous night :wow:)
(“It Ain’t Safe” by Skepta begins to blast across the PA system.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH FOR THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
(The jeers of the crowd nearly drown out Bella Braxton as Charlie Marr, looking yummy in camo pants, combat boots, and a mask walks on stage accompanied by his wife, Jordie. Jordie is pushing a small cart that has something sitting on top of it that is covered by a red velvet cloth.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM TOWER HAMLETS, LONDON BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY JORDIE MARR…. WEIGHING IN AT 240 POUNDS… HE IS THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION… CHARLIE MARR!!!
James Peters: I can only assume that whatever weapon Charlie is bringing into this chamber is underneath that cloth.
Rich Russillo: The fact it even needs to be concealed :wow:
(Charlie and Jordie don’t immediately begin to make their way to the ring. Instead, they make a big production of Jordie removing the red velvet cloth.)
James Peters: :skip: IS THAT HIS WEAPON?!
Rich Russillo: That might literally be the most narcissistic weapon in Extreme Elimination Chamber history.
(Jordie proudly holds up a metal replica of Charlie Marr’s perfect head, complete with beard that is embedded with dozens of tiny spikes. She kisses the cheek of it and the couple make their way to the ring. Charlie is clearly not going to start the match off, so he takes his head, kisses his championship, and allows the referee to lock him inside the first pod.)
(Charlie’s music fades out and is replaced by “BxMxC” by BABYMETAL. The crowd erupts in a positive reaction as Jack Ripley makes his way onto the stage.)
Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT… FROM LAS VEGAS, NEVADA… WEIGHING IN AT 202 POUNDS… HE IS THE STRAIGHT SHOOTA JACK RIPLEY!!!!
James Peters: Now Rich, I know you talked to Jack earlier today. Why in the fuck is he bringing a blanket into the chamber??
(Sure enough, the RIP Daddy has a blanket, but he is holding it carefully. His sister has her eyes locked on that blanket, and she has a glare on her face.)
Rich Russillo: That blanket is Jordie Marr’s childhood blanket that was actually gifted to her by Jack when she was only four years old. Apparently, Jordie was afraid of the dark so the two would hide under the blanket together until Jordie fell asleep, knowing that her blanket would keep monsters away.
James Peters: :skip: That is not going to help inside of a chamber.
Rich Russillo: Jack’s wife Emma has sewn barbed wire into that blanket :mjgrin:
James Peters: :oh:
(Jack gets into the ring and he is also locked up in a pod. Jack and Charlie exchange glares at one another, while Jack’s music fades out. It is soon replaced by “Alive” by POD. The Rogers Centre explodes as Rex McAllister walks onto the stage.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING NEXT… FROM SEA ISLE, NEW JERSEY… WEIGHING IN AT 238 POUNDS… PLEASE WELCOME REX MCALLISTER!!!!
Rich Russillo: :damn: Does Rex have a bo staff?!
James Peters: :wow: Rex does indeed have a bo staff and it’s been embedded with spikes. He plans to do a lot of damage with that weapon and has been training with his lady love, Raven, with a far less sinister version of the weapon.
Rich Russillo: :wow:!!!!
(Rex gets into the ring and gets into his pod, a far cry from last year when he started the match as the reigning and defending World Heavyweight Champion.)
(Rex’s music fades out, and “Natural” by Imagine Dragons begins to play. The crowd gives Terry Chambers an incredible ovation.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING NEXT… FROM DETROIT, MICHIGAN… WEIGHING IN AT 287 POUNDS…. PLEASE WELCOME THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE… TERRY CHAMBERS!!!
James Peters: Terry makes his way to the ring with one of my favorite weapons tonight. He’s always favored a steel chain, but tonight he’s wrapped razor wire around the chain to make even more effective.
Rich Russillo: :lupe: These Voltage weapons are going to end up killing someone aren’t they?
James Peters: Please. Dynasty literally had a woman explode last night. I think these pale in comparison to actually detonating chancletas.
Rich Russillo: :usure:
James Peters: :lupe:
(Terry is the last man to enter into a pod, which means by default the Queens will be the ones starting the match. The crowd absolutely loves this and they let out a huge cheer once “The Joker” by New Year’s Day hits.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING NEXT… FROM CALABASAS, CALIFORNIA… WEIGHING IN AT 135 POUNDS… PLEASE WELCOME MS. EXTREME!
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme walks to the ring with a purpose with her shattered glass baseball slung over her shoulder. She came real close to winning the EAW World Championship last month, and tonight she looks to finally end the reign of Charlie Marr.
James Peters: I love that she’s sticking with what she knows, a shattered glass baseball bat has always been her favorite weapon. Inside the chamber she can do a lot of damage.
(Ms. Extreme gets into the ring and points the bat at Charlie. He rolls his eyes and yawns, leaning against his pod and folding his arms across his chest.)
(“Roll With Me” by Charli XCX begins to play and Andrea’s ovation is just as loud as Ms. Extreme’s.)
Rich Russillo: Oh my gentle Jesus. I think I just saw Gavin Kirkland pass out at the Showdown booth.
(Andrea struts on stage dressed in black leather ring attire with a Cat Woman mask on. She has a replica whip just like Cat Woman, and she snaps it across the stage. A smirk crosses Andrea’s face and she makes her way down to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: AND FINALLY… FROM ORLANDO, FLORIDA… WEIGHING IN AT 110 POUNDS… PLEASE WELCOME ANDREA VALENTINE!
James Peters: I have been told that Andrea’s whip has been wrapped in barbed wire and embedded with glass shards, which really means someone is about to get whipped raw tonight. Gavin Kirkland did indeed pass out and is being revived, and honestly, I think I need a drink of water.
(Andrea lookin’ like a fantasy slides inside the ring and snaps her whip against Charlie Marr’s pod. The EAW Champion glares at her and the referee checks with both women to see if they’re ready.)
(They’re queens. They were born ready.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Rich Russillo: HERE WE FUCKING GO!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme and Andrea set their weapons to the side and shake hands in the middle of the ring. Each woman has a smile on her respective face as they circle one another, looking for the lock-up! The Beating Hearts of Voltage have been tied together since the beginning of the season, and it’s only fitting, at least in my opinion, that these two friends start the match off.
Rich Russillo: Both women want nothing more than to leave Road to Redemption as the new EAW World Champion, and in doing so they would be putting an end to Charlie Marr’s reign of terror that has gripped Voltage since Bloodsport.
James Peters: Collar-and-elbow tie up and both women jockey back and forth for positioning. Andrea is the smallest competitor in the match, but we have seen time and time again that size means nothing when she’s inside the ring. She’s defeated so many people, both men and women, who tower over her. She somehow always finds a will to win.
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme forces Andrea into the corner and makes a clean break. There’s clearly no disqualification in this match and anything goes, however it doesn’t surprise me to see these two showing a tremendous amount of respect towards one another. Ms. Extreme takes a step back, and Andrea quickly slips out of the corner. Ms. Extreme whirls around and Andrea throws a forearm, surprising Ms. Extreme! The Red Queen steadies herself and fires back with a forearm shot of her own that catches Andrea in the jaw!
James Peters: Andrea answers back and now both are going at one another! Forearm after forearm and these fans are loving this! Ms. Extreme catches Andrea with another forearm and grabs her by the air, whipping her into the corner! Ms. Extreme charges full speed ahead towards Andrea, but Andrea leaps over Ms. Extreme and quickly grabs her! Andrea rolls Ms. Extreme up for the first cover of the match!
Rich Russillo: Extreme quickly powers out and scrambles to her feet! She ducks a clothesline from Andrea and grabs the former Specialists Champion around the waist! Andrea blocks the German suplex attempt, but that allows Extreme to take her down to the mat with a waistlock! She maintains control and immediately goes for Andrea’s arm! Andrea is able to catch Extreme in the head with a kick, which forces Extreme to release the arm, and she rolls out of the way. Both women return to a vertical base!
(Ms. Extreme and Andrea look at one another, both grinning.)
James Peters: They’re circling one another again, and Ms. Extreme calls for a test of strength! Andrea laces her fingers through her friend’s and both women are looking to gain the advantage over the other! Their shoulders clash as each of them try and force the other into the corner! Ms. Extreme drops to a knee, attempting to gain a little more leverage, but that allows Andrea an opening and she knees Extreme right in the kisser! Extreme falls back and Andrea quickly grabs her up! She runs forward with Ms. Extreme and plants her right in the middle of the ring with a bulldog! Andrea looks to the ropes and she rushes towards them, slipping outside! I wonder what Andrea has in mind?!
Rich Russillo: Andrea grabs the top rope and LEAPS ON TOP OF IT! SHE USES IT AS A SPRINGBOARD TO LAUNCH HERSELF IN THE AIR FOR A SPRINGBOARD CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS! HOLY SHIT!
James Peters: BUT MS. EXTREME GETS HER KNEES UP! ANDREA’S HIGH RISK MOVE DIDN’T PAY OFF!!!!
Rich Russillo: The former Specialists Champion has rolled to the side, clutching her midsection! That’s allowed Ms. Extreme to get back up and she’s looking to capitalize! Ms. Extreme is heading towards the corner! She stops in front of Charlie Marr’s pod and gives him the finger before CLIMBING TO THE TOP OF THE POD! THE CHAMPION IS WATCHING MS. EXTREME WHILE CALLING HER A WHORE AMONG OTHER COLORFUL THINGS! MS. EXTREME IGNORES CHARLIE AND LOOKS DOWN AT ANDREA! SHE DOESN’T HESITATE AND JUMPS OFF THE TOP OF THE POD! A BLIND FURY!!!!!
James Peters: BUT ANDREA ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, MISSING THE DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME LANDS ON HER FEET BUT SHE JUST TWEAKED HER ANKLE! ANDREA SEES THIS AND SHE IMMEDIATELY CLIPS EXTREME IN THAT ANKLE WHICH BRINGS HER DOWN TO THE MAT! ANDREA WITH AN ANKLE LOCK NOW! SHE’S GOT AN ANKLE LOCK!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME LETS OUT A CRY AS ANDREA TWISTS THAT ANKLE! SHE’S BENDING IT BACK AT AN UNNATURAL ANGLE AND MS. EXTREME DOESN’T HAVE ANYWHERE TO GO!
Rich Russillo: :lupe: Ms. Extreme is having to dig deep right now and she’s contorting her body, trying to either flip over or get closer to Andrea?? I’m not sure, but Extreme is reaching for Andrea’s leg! Andrea responds by wrapping her arms around Ms. Extreme’s ankle and elbowing the shit out of it! Ms. Extreme grabs at her hair, fighting to try and break this hold because we know damn well she’s not going to quit!
(Meanwhile, the lights in the arena have dimmed and the fans start counting down.)
James Peters: Someone else is about to join this match and that could be the break Ms. Extreme needs if she can just hang on for a few more seconds!
(Andrea has fallen back on the mat now, unrelenting and merciless as she attempts to submit her friend and knock her out of this match.)
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme is using her good foot to kick at Andrea! Andrea is eating those shots, but she’s not letting go!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme continues kicking the hell out of Andrea! Her good foot is leaving its mark! Over and over she strikes Andrea, connecting with Andrea’s knee!!!!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME WITH ANOTHER STIFF KICK AND THIS ONE FORCES ANDREA TO LET GO OF THE ANKLE! MS. EXTREME IS FREE BUT HOW MUCH DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE?!
(The lights cut and the silvery-white light flashes across the pods, highlighting the four men ready to make their mark inside this chamber. The light finally stops and the fans inside the Rogers Centre erupt in sheer joy.)
James Peters: REX MCALLISTER AND THE BO STAFF HAVE BEEN RELEASED! REX FLIES OUT OF THE POD AND GOES RIGHT FOR ANDREA! HE CLIPS HER IN THE KNEE WITH THE BO STAFF AND ANDREA CRUMBLES TO THE GROUND! REX GOES RIGHT FOR MS. EXTREME AND HE SMASHES THE STAFF DOWN ON HER ANKLE! REX SAID ALL WEEK THAT WHILE IT’S ANYONE BUT CHARLIE, IT’S ALWAYS EVERY PERSON FOR THEMSELVES!
Rich Russillo: :lupe: These women are going to be at his wedding in a few months though!!!!
James Peters: That’s fine! Plenty of time to put this aside! Besides, everyone wants to become the EAW World Champion, which means you do whatever it takes!
Rich Russillo: Rex has grabbed Ms. Extreme and he’s pulling her over towards Andrea! He scoops Ms. Extreme up and slams her down on top of Andrea! REX WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT, LANDING ON TOP OF BOTH WOMEN, AND HE PUSHES MS. EXTREME TO THE SIDE AND COVERS ANDREA!
James Peters: ANDREA KICKS OUT!
Rich Russillo: Rex is back to his feet and he’s turned his attention towards Ms. Extreme! He goes to grab her BUT MS. EXTREME JUST NAILED HIM IN THE GUT WITH HER SHATTERED GLASS BASEBALL BAT! REX DOUBLES OVER AND MS. EXTREME WHIPS REX ACROSS THE FACE WITH THE HANDLE OF IT! REX’S NOSE IS BUSTED OPEN AND POURING BLOOD, AND HE’S DOWN TO A KNEE! MS. EXTREME DROPS THE BAT AND SLAMS HER FIST INTO REX’S FACE!
James Peters: These two met at Bloodsport in a 30-Minute Hardcore Iron Man Match that ended up needing overtime. It was gruesome, violent, and downright hard to watch.
Rich Russillo: Which is why it was so goddamn brilliant! Ms. Extreme has stunned Rex here and she’s now using her fingernails to dig out a piece of glass that’s been glued to her bat. She finally works it free and turns her attention back to Rex, who’s making his way back to his feet! Ms. Extreme is up as well and she looks to stab Rex with the glass! Rex grabs her hand, pops her in the jaw, and sends her to the mat with a nasty looking clothesline! Rex grabs the glass but before he can do anything Andrea catches him in the back with a dropkick! Rex slams into the ropes and Andrea attempts to roll him up from behind!
James Peters: BUT REX ROLLS THROUGH AND IS BACK TO HIS FEET! ANDREA IS UP AS WELL AND REX NAILS HER RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES! HE PLACED THAT PIECE OF GLASS RIGHT BETWEEN HIS KNUCKLES AND ANDREA IS BLEEDING FROM THAT SIZEABLE CUT NOW! REX STOMPS ON HER FACE TO FURTHER AGGRAVATE THAT WOUND!
Rich Russillo: Andrea reaches for the ropes and is able to grab onto the bottom, using her upper body strength to pull her away from Rex. But Rex is right on her and grabs her legs, yanking her up in the air and slamming her into the mat! Rex pinpoints the knee Ms. Extreme had softened up earlier and he jerks down Andrea’s kneepad, exposing that joint! Rex ruthlessly drives Andrea’s knee into the mat over and over again, and wait a second… what’s he about to do?!
James Peters: :lupe: Rex still has that piece of glass and he just stabbed Andrea in the back of the knee with it!
(Andrea’s cries of pain echo throughout the arena, and the camera zooms in on the piece of glass that is embedded in the back of her knee now. She pulls herself out of the ring and onto the steel platform outside, pain etched across her face. Andrea somehow forces herself into a sitting position and yanks the glass out like a fucking boss.)
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME JUST NAILED REX IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE BAT! REX IS DOWN ON THE MAT AND MS. EXTREME SLAMS THE BAT INTO REX’S KIDNEY AREA! SHE DOES IT THREE MORE TIMES AND WRAPS THE BAT AROUND REX’S THROAT! SHE REARS BACK LOOKING TO CHOKE OUT REX MCALLISTER, BUT REX IS ABLE TO GRAB HER BY THE HAIR! SHE LETS GO OF THE CHOKE AND GRABS REX’S LEGS, BUT THE TWO-TIME WORLD CHAMP CATCHES HER IN THE ANKLE WITH HIS FOOT!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME IMMEDIATELY GRABS FOR HER ANKLE AND REX FORCES HIS WAY BACK UP! HE PULLS THE BAT FROM MS. EXTREME’S HANDS AND SLAMS IT INTO HER ANKLE! MS. EXTREME IS DOWN! ANDREA IS DOWN! AND NOW THE LIGHTS HAVE GONE DOWN!
(The lights have indeed gone down and the fans are counting down once again. The spotlight is lighting up the ring and with his two opponents temporarily subdued, Rex seems content to wait and see who enters the match next.)
Rich Russillo: The start of this match has been interesting. Ms. Extreme and Andrea got us started off with a friendly back and forth. That didn’t come as any surprise, but as soon as Rex entered the match, it changed!
James Peters: Rex McAllister came in and did what he always does, which is prove to all of us that he is one of the craftiest and most intelligent in-ring competitors in EAW. He zeroed in on small injuries that Andrea and Ms. Extreme inflicted on one another, and he’s managed to get them both down.
Rich Russillo: Rex is the favorite to win this match, there’s no doubt but I bet whoever comes in next is going to gun right for him.
(Ms. Extreme and Andrea have crawled towards one another and are shaking off the damage Rex has done to them.)
(Both women help one another up and Rex sees what’s going on. He turns his attention back towards two of the Beating Hearts.)
(Ms. Extreme and Andrea take Rex down with a double clothesline right as the spotlight begins to flicker across the three remaining pods! Both them look at Charlie’s pod, wanting nothing for him to be released into the match next. Charlie blows them much a kiss much to their absolute disgust. However it’s not Charlie’s pod that the spotlight stops on :wow:!!!)
James Peters: THIS CROWD ERUPTS AS TERRY CHAMBERS ENTERS THE MATCH! HE HAS HIS RAZOR WIRE WRAPPED STEEL CHAIN COILED AROUND HIS FIST AND HE MAKES A BEELINE FOR THE BEATING HEARTS! HE AVOIDS THEIR CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT AND QUICKLY WHIRLS AROUND, SLAMMING HIS LOADED FIST UPSIDE MS. EXTREME’S SKULL! TERRY QUICKLY WRAPS MORE OF THAT CHAIN AROUND HIS ARM AND TAKES ANDREA TO THE MAT WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! HE POUNCES LIKE A RABID DOG AND BEGINS SLAMMING HIS WRAPPED ARM INTO HER FACE! ANDREA IS GETTING BEATEN TO A PULP RIGHT NOW AND THIS CROWD IS STUNNED! TERRY IS HOLDING NOTHING BACK AS HE SNATCHES ANDREA UP AND THROWS HER OUTSIDE THE RING AND ONTO THE PLATFORM! HE FOLLOWS HER OUT AND LIFTS HER UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!
Rich Russillo: TERRY TAKES ANDREA AND LAWN DARTS HER RIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF THE CHAMBER! ANDREA CRUMBLES TO THE GROUND! BUT MS. EXTREME IS BACK INTO THE FRAY AND SHE IGNORES HER ANKLE AND SPRINGS ONTO THE ROPES! SPRINGBOARD CROSS BO- NO! TERRY CATCHES HER! TERRY WRAPS HIS ARMS TIGHTLY AROUND MS. EXTREME AND FUCKING PLANTS HER INTO THE PLATFORM WITH A SPINEBUSTER!
James Peters: THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE GETS BACK INTO THE RING HEADS FOR REX! REX HAS GOTTEN THE BO STAFF AND HE SWINGS AT TERRY! TERRY EATS A STRIKE TO THE THIGH BUT HE THROWS A LOADED FOREARM, WHICH CATCHES REX RIGHT ON THE JAW! TERRY WITH ANOTHER FOREARM AND HE BULLIES REX BACK INTO THE CORNER! TERRY WITH SEVERAL MORE SHOTS, ROCKING REX, AND SENDING BLOOD FLYING! TERRY FOLLOWS UP WITH AN UPPERCUT AND HE PLANTS REX INTO THE MAT WITH A DDT! TERRY CHAMBERS HAS COME INTO THIS MATCH AND TAKEN EVERY COMPETITOR DOWN! :wow:!!!!!
(The crowd is on their feet, and everyone is solidly behind Terry right now. He’s pumped up and immediately grabs Rex back up.)
Rich Russillo: Terry presses Rex back into the corner again and he unloads a massive forearm smash to Rex! Terry finally uncoils the razor wire wrapped chain from his arm and lets it drop to the ground! He’s putting the boots to Rex now and stomping a mudhole in him! Rex is down into a sitting position and Terry backs up to the opposite side of the ring. He rushes forward and absolutely crushes Rex with a corner cannonball! TERRY HAS THE CHAIN NOW AND HE’S WRAPPING IT AROUND REX’S NECK!!!!!! TERRY IS CHOKING OUT REX BUT BOTH BEATING HEARTS ARE BACK IN THE RING! ANDREA HAS RETRIEVE HER WHIP AND SHE LASHES TERRY ACROSS THE BACK WITH IT!
James Peters: NO DOUBT THAT FELT LIKE A LINE OF FIRE ACROSS TERRY’S BACK! ANDREA WHIPS HIM AGAIN AND THAT FORCES TERRY TO RELEASE REX AND LOOK AT MS. EXTREME! SHE’S GOT THE SHATTERED GLASS BASEBALL BAT! SHE’S BEHIND TERRY AND HAS WRAPPED IT AROUND HIS FACE! THE GLASS IS BITING INTO TERRY’S FACE AND MOUTH, CAUSING HIM TO START BLEEDING! TERRY SOMEHOW FORCES HIS WAY BACK UP TO HIS FEET BUT MS. EXTREME IS HANGING ON! ANDREA HOOKS THE WHIP AROUND TERRY’S ANKLES AND GIVES IT A TUG!
Rich Russillo: TERRY FALLS BACKWARDS WITH MS. EXTREME HANGING ON, AND SHE TURNS IT INTO A BACKSTABBER! MS. EXTREME STILL HAS THE BAT PRESSED AGAINST TERRY’S FACE AND SHE MOVES IT BACK AND FORTH, CUTTING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM! TERRY IS BLOODIED UP NOW BUT HE’S DOESN’T SEEM BOTHERED! HE GRABS MS. EXTREME BY THE HAIR AND USES HIS BRUTE FORCE STRENGTH TO SEND HER FLYING ACROSS THE RING! ANDREA STARTS WHIPPING TERRY LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE NOW I SWEAR TO GAWD. HOW DOES TERRY KEEP GETTING STUCK WITH THESE CLOSET KINKY BITCHES FOR ADVERSARIES?!
James Peters: This certainly doesn’t look like the first time Andrea’s used a whip :mjlit:
Rich Russillo: ANDREA LASHES TERRY ACROSS THE BACK ONE MORE TIME AND SHE GRABS HIM BY THE HAIR! ANDREA ATTEMPTS TO IRISH WHIP TERRY ACROSS THE RING BUT HE PLANTS HIS FEET AND REFUSES TO BUDGE! ANDREA TRIES ONE MORE TIME TO THROW TERRY ACROSS THE RING BUT TERRY DROPS TO HIS KNEES AND ANDREA EATS A PELE KICK THANKS TO REX!
James Peters: TERRY SPRINGS UP AND LOOKS TO HIT REX WITH A HELLACIOUS CLOTHESLINE BUT REX DUCKS! THERE’S MS. EXTREME! MS. EXTREME THROWS A KICK BUT TERRY CATCHES HER FOOT! SHE TURNS IT INTO AN ENZIGURI DROPKICK AND THERE’S REX! REX CATCHES TERRY AROUND THE WAIST BEFORE HE CAN FALL AND SENDS HIM CRASHING INTO THE POD CONTAINING JACK RIPLEY WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!
Rich Russillo: THE BACK OF TERRY’S HEAD SMASHES INTO THAT POD AS RIPLEY LOOKS ON, AND MS. EXTREME COMES FLYING! MS. EXTREME SLAMS TERRY IN THE FACE WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE AND REX JUST FOLLOWED UP WITH ANOTHER! TERRY CHAMBERS IS OUT OF IT!
James Peters: ANDREA HAS ENTERED THE PICTURE NOW!!! STANDING MOONSAULT KNEE DROP FROM ANDREA TO THE BATTERED FACE OF TERRY CHAMBERS! ANDREA WITH THE COVER ON TERRY!
Rich Russillo: TERRY KICKS OUT!!!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme and Andrea work in tandem to pull Terry up and whip him across the ring and into an empty chamber pod! Andrea takes off running… HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW SMASH! MS. EXTREME IS RIGHT BEHIND HER AND SHE HITS TERRY WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE! BOTH WOMEN GRAB TERRY BY THE HAIR AND TAKE OFF RUNNING… BULLDOGGING TERRY INTO THE MAT!!! STANDING MOONSAULT BY REX ONTO TERRY! THIS TIME IT’S REX WHO MAKES THE COVER ON TERRY!!!!
Rich Russillo: TERRY KICKS OUT AGAIN!
James Peters: There is no way Terry is going to let a little teamwork take him down and out of this match! He has worked so hard for this, and has waited way to long for this moment. Terry has the heart of a champion and everyone inside this ring knows that! That’s why Rex, Andrea, and Ms. Extreme are working together at the moment!
Rich Russillo: Rex grabs Terry up and rams him head first into the side of an empty pod! Terry is down and Rex begins to drive his knee into Terry’s temple! Terry is eating those knee strikes, completely defenseless at the moment, and uh oh! The lights have dimmed once again!
(Rex has backed off Terry and Andrea is down on the ground now, choking the Barbaric Carnivore with her whip. The barbed wire and glass have opened up superficial wounds on Terry’s neck.)
James Peters: Andrea releases the choke and Ms. Extreme slams the baseball bat down onto Terry’s stomach! Rex is there with the Bo Staff and this is a three-on-one mugging at the moment! The Beating Hearts and Rex McAllister have teamed up on poor Terry!
Rich Russillo: And whether it’s Ripley or Marr, you know ain’t nobody coming to help the former Interwire Champion.
James Peters: Rex has grabbed Terry and holy shit! He is lifting the six foot seven, 287 pound Terry Chambers into the air! Rex has Terry in a fireman’s carry position!
Rich Russillo: REX TAKES OFF RUNNING AND SLAMS TERRY RIGHT INTO JACK RIPLEY’S POD SHATTERING THE GLASS!
(Jack ducks for cover as glass rains down and Terry slams into him! The former National Elite Champion finds himself buried under the Barbaric Carnivore and a pile of glass!)
(The crowd erupts as the spotlight settles on Ripley’s pod.)
James Peters: REX REACHES INTO THE POD AND SNATCHES RIPLEY OUT! REX IS WASTING NO TIME WAILING AWAY ON JACK RIPLEY, AND RIPLEY IS DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO COUNTER THE ATTACK! HE DIDN’T EVEN GET A CHANCE TO GRAB HIS WEAPON BECAUSE EVERYTHING HAPPENED SO FAST BUT REX HAS THROWN HIM OUT OF THE RING AND THE TWO OF THEM ARE FIGHTING ON THE PLATFORM!
(Andrea and Ms. Extreme can’t believe that fucking Charlie Marr is still locked safely away inside his pod. He waves at them, yawns, and leans his beautiful head against the glass. Charlie closes his eyes and pretends to nap, which prompts Andrea and Ms. Extreme to literally see red.)
Rich Russillo: The Beating Hearts are absolutely infuriated right now that Charlie Marr is still not in this match! How the fuck he orchestrated this is beyond me, but these two are about to take it out on poor Terry since they can’t get their hands on Charlie! They grab Terry and pull him out of the wreckage, and Ms. Extreme snatches the barbed wire blanket that Jack brought into the chamber. Andrea throws Terry down and unloads a few stiff rights and lefts to the side of his head before Ms. Extreme takes the blanket AND TRIES TO SUFFOCATE TERRY WITH IT!
James Peters: :oh: You know, I questioned what the fuck kind of damage a goddamn blanket could do but when you have barbed wire sewn into it, I suppose it makes a pretty damn good weapon! Ms. Extreme is certainly finding it useful! Terry’s blood is soaking through the fabric now and Ms. Extreme gets up, and immediately drops a knee down across Terry’s face! Andrea does the same, although that’s probably not the wisest idea for her! She is still favoring the knee Rex stabbed earlier. Ms. Extreme drops another knee and together she and Andrea work together to pull Terry back to his feet. The blanket falls from his face and :lupe:
Rich Russillo: Terry’s face looks like hamburger meat :lupe:
James Peters: ANDREA AND MS. EXTREME CHARGE FORWARD, LOOKING TO TAKE TERRY OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE PLATFORM! BUT TERRY HOOKS HIS ARMS AND GETS BOTH FEET UP! HE CONNECTS WITH ANDREA AND MS. EXTREME’S FACES AND BOTH STUMBLE BACK! TERRY TURNS AROUND AND FUCKING SPRINGBOARDS ON THE ROPES… DOUBLE SPRINGBOARD BACK ELBOW! :damn:!!!!!
Rich Russillo: :damn: NICE MOVE FROM TERRY!!!!! :damn:!!!!
(Ms. Extreme and Andrea are down, and Terry is now in the process of trying to catch his breath.)
(The camera cuts to Rex McAllister and Jack Ripley, it’s Jack who has Rex pressed back first against the steel structure of the chamber.)
James Peters: JACK CATCHES REX IN THE STOMACH WITH A KICK AND HOOKS HIM… SNAP SUPLEX ONTO THE PLATFORM! HE DROPS DOWN, TURNS REX OVER, AND BEGINS PUNCHING HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! JACK DROPS A FEW ELBOWS AS WELL AND GRINDS REX’S FACE INTO THE STEEL! REX’S FOREHEAD SPLITS OPEN AND JACK WRAPS HIM IN A HEADLOCK AND BEGINS TO THROWING STIFF RIGHT HANDS TO THAT OPEN WOUND! IT DIDN’T TAKE JACK RIPLEY LONG AT ALL TO GET INTO THIS MATCH AND START DOING SOME DAMAGE!
Rich Russillo: Jack was gifted another lifeline here on Voltage and he seems determined to make the most of it. At this event last year, Jack lost a match that got him fired from EAW and it was only out of the goodness of Captain Charisma’s heart that The Straight Shoota found himself with a job following that disgraceful exit from Dynasty!
James Peters: Jack made the most of that opportunity and it appears he’s going to do the same thing tonight inside the Extreme Elimination Chamber. It’s fair to say that all of these competitors have something personal going on with Charlie, but perhaps none more so than Jack.
Rich Russillo: Jack has had to sit back and watch as his sister is paraded around like a piece of meat thanks to Charlie. She has been belittled and mocked by Charlie and this entire lockerroom. You know that hurts Jack, and you know he wants to do whatever he can to get his sister back AND become the new EAW World Champion.
James Peters: Jack tosses Rex back into the ring and grabs the nearest weapon which just happens to be Rex’s own! He begins beating the hell out of the Rex with the bo staff and those spikes that have been attached to the staff are drawing blood from the former 2-time world champion! Jack raises the staff over his head BUT WAIT! TERRY HAS GRABBED IT FROM BEHIND! JACK LETS GO AND TURNS AROUND AND TERRY SWINGS THE BO STAFF AND TAKES JACK RIPLEY’S HEAD OFF!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO! JACK DUCKED IT! JACK DUCKED! TERRY SWINGS AGAIN BUT JACK ANSWERS WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK THAT TAKES THE STAFF OUT OF TERRY’S HANDS! JACK LOOKING FOR ‘YOU’LL FLOAT TOO’ BUT HE COLLAPSES! ANDREA JUST CAUGHT RIPLEY ACROSS THE BACK OF THE NECK WITH HER WHIP AND JACK IS HOLDING THAT SPOT IN SHEER AGONY! TERRY SNATCHES JACK UP BY THE HAIR AND UNCORKS A HUGE RIGHT HAND THAT KNOCKS THE SPIT OUT OF RIPLEY’S MOUTH! TERRY WITH ANOTHER RIGHT HAND! AND HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A LEFT! TERRY PEPPERING JACK WITH RIGHTS AND LEFTS, AND HE FORCES THE RIP DADDY INTO THE CORNER! TERRY BACKS OFF AND ANDREA LASHES JACK ACROSS THE CHEST WITH THE WHIP! SHE DOES IT AGAIN! AND AGAIN! MS. EXTREME IS BACK UP AND SHE’S THERE! SHE BEGINS CHOPPING JACK ACROSS THE CHEST CAUSING THOSE WHIP MARKS TO SPLIT OPEN! BLOOD IS TRICKING FROM THOSE LASHES ANDREA GAVE HIM AND NOW MS. EXTREME WRAPS HER HANDS AROUND JACK’S THROAT AND SLAMS THE BACK OF HIS HEAD INTO THE EMPTY POD DOOR!
Ms. Extreme (Off Mic): I AM NOT ADOPTED!
James Peters: SHE SLAMS THE BACK OF JACK’S SKULL AGAINST THE GLASS ONCE AGAIN AND BACKS OFF, WHICH ALLOWS TERRY TO RUN TOWARDS JACK AND FLATTEN HIM AGAINST THE POD! TERRY STOMPING AWAY ON JACK NOW AND MS. EXTREME DROPS TO HER KNEES AND BRINGS HER FIST UP BETWEEN TERRY’S LEGS! TERRY’S KNEES BUCKLE AND ANDREA SLAMS THE BUTT OF THE WHIP INTO HIS FACE. THE TWO GIRLS PICK UP JACK AND SUPLEX HIM RIGHT ON TOP OF TERRY! MS. EXTREME DRAGS THEM A FEW FEET AWAY FROM THE POD AS ANDREA GETS ON THE ROPES AND HOISTS HERSELF ON TOP OF THE POD!!!!
Rich Russillo: :lupe: WHAT’S THIS?!
James Peters: ANDREA FLIES OFF THE POD WITH A ROUNDING MOONSAULT! ‘MAGIC HOUR’ CONNECTS ON JACK AND TERRY! MS. EXTREME GRABS JACK AND DRAGS HIM OFF TERRY AND COVERS HIM, WHILE ANDREA COVERS TERRY!
Rich Russillo: BOTH MEN KICK OUT!
James Peters: REX HAS RETURNED AND HE’S GOTTEN HIS HANDS ON THE BLANKET. HE LAYS IT ACROSS JACK’S FACE AND MS. EXTREME WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP THAT CRUSHES THE STRAIGHT SHOOTA’S FACE! MEANWHILE, ANDREA HAS THE SHATTERED GLASS BASEBALL BAT! SHE LOOKS TO SLAM IT INTO TERRY’S FACE BUT THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! THE BAT CONNECTS WITH THE GROUND AND GODDAMN! TERRY JUST GOT REAL LUCKY!
Rich Russillo: ANDREA HITS THE GROUND AND BEGINS WAILING AWAY ON TERRY! REX STARTS STOMPING AWAY AT HIM, AND MS. EXTREME IS ON TOP OF JACK, WHOSE FACE IS COVERED BY THE BLANKET! THIS IS A BEATING BUT LOOK AT THIS! TERRY HAS GRABBED ANDREA BY THE THROAT AND PULLED REX’S FEET OUT FROM UNDER HIM! JACK HAS KICKED HIS LEGS UP AND TAKE MS. EXTREME TO THE MAT WITH A HEADSCISSORS! JACK PULLS THE BLANKET OFF HIS FACE, WRAPS IT IN A BALL, AND BEGINS TO BEAT MS. EXTREME IN THE FACE WITH IT WHILE HE HAS HER TRAPPED IN THAT HEADSCISSORS! MS. EXTREME IS BLEEDING NOW AND JACK SHOWS NO SIGNS OF SLOWING DOWN!
James Peters: ANDREA IS TRYING TO FREE HERSELF BUT TERRY HAS REX BY THE HAIR WITH HIS OTHER HAND AND HE SLAMS ANDREA AND REX INTO ONE ANOTHER! THEIR HEADS COLLIDE, KNOCKING THEM BOTH STUPID! TERRY LOOKS AROUND AND SPIES HIS CHAIN AND HE QUICKLY GRABS IT, BRINGING IT BACK TO REX AND ANDREA! HE QUICKLY WRAPS IT AROUND THEIR NECKS, BINDING THEM TOGETHER IN HORRIFIC FASHION, AND USES THE FREE END OF THE CHAIN AS A WHIP! HE ALTERNATES BETWEEN BEATING REX’S AND ANDREA’S FACES HIM AND MY GAWD! TERRY HAS SNAPPED :lupe:!!!!
(While all this is going on, the EAW World Champion is cozy and comfortable inside his pod, watching the massacre unfold before his very eyes. To say Charlie is thrilled with the turn events would be an understatement. All week long it’s been #AnyoneButCharlie, #CharlieMustDie, #FuckCharlie, and yada yada yada. However just like the champion predicted the lust and greed and absolute need to become the EAW World Champion just couldn’t stop his five opponents from turning the match into a gore fest, and the best part? Charlie Marr has yet to lift a finger.)
Rich Russillo: JACK HAS RELEASED MS. EXTREME FROM THE HEAD SCISSORS BUT HE HAS THE BLANKET WRAPPED AROUND HER THROAT NOW! MS. EXTREME IS BEING CHOKED, AND JACK SWITCHES THE GRIP TO ONE HAND! HE BRINGS HIS OTHER HAND AROUND TO MS. EXTREME’S FOREHEAD AND BEGINS CLAWING AT THE CUTS AND SCRATCHES JORDIE’S BARBED WIRE BLANKET LEFT ON MS. EXTREME! JACK DIGS HIS FINGERS INTO ONE OF THE CUTS AND THAT PROMPTS FRESH BLOOD TO SPILL DOWN CAMILLE’S FACE! JACK SLAMS HER FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT AND TURNS HER OVER, SO MS. EXTREME IS ON HER BACK. JACK GRIPS HER JAW AND FORCES HER MOUTH OPEN, AND SHOVES THE BLANKET INSIDE OF IT! HE’S FORCING MS. EXTREME TO CHOKE ON THE BLANKET AND HE STANDS UP, HOLDING HER IN PLACE WITH HIS FOOT!
James Peters: TERRY HAS ABSOLUTELY BEATEN ANDREA AND REX TO A BLOODY PULP AND HE FINALLY GETS UP, TURNING HIS ATTENTION TO JACK! JACK’S EYES CLASH WITH TERRY’S :lupe: AND JACK LETS UP ON MS. EXTREME! MS. EXTREME SPITS THE BLANKET OUT AND IS THROWING UP BLOOD RIGHT NOW, WHILE REX AND ANDREA ARE BLOODIED AND BATTERED, AND HAVE HAD THEIR FACES BUSTED OPEN IN SEVERAL DIFFERENT AREAS.
Rich Russillo: Terry and Jack take a step towards one another BUT THEY STOP! THE LIGHTS HAVE GONE OUT AND OH HERE WE FUCKING GO! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
(Time basically stops inside the Rogers Centre and the chanting of the crowd ceases to exist in the heads of the five men and women already inside the chamber. Terry Chambers’ eyes drift towards Charlie’s pod and upon seeing the champ holding up that stupid replica head of a weapon, Terry feels his blood beginning to boil. He’s had to endure petty comments from Charlie about where Charlie feels Terry belongs on the card, not to mention the personal remarks about Terry’s ex-wife and family. There is no respect there whatsoever between these two, and Terry wants to literally murder Charlie. The camera catches Terry’s fists clenching ever so slightly, and there is no mistaking the hate he has in his heart for Charlie Marr.)
Charlie Marr (Off Mic): WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT YOU FAT FUCK?!
(Jack’s eyes have turned to Charlie as well, and it goes without saying what lies there between the two of them. Charlie turned Jack’s world upside down last year at Tempest when he somehow convinced Jack’s baby sister that he was in love with her. The woman formerly known as Jordie Ripley has been the catalyst of a rivalry between these two Elitists that goes back two Pain for Prides ago when MarrKade faced Mr. DEDEDE and Cameron Ella Ava for the Unified Tag Team Championships. Jack’s jaw clenches and Charlie notices his stare and holds up his hand, pointing at his wedding band and shrugging.)
(Ms. Extreme has stopped throwing up and she brings a shaking hand across her mouth. She wipes away the blood and vomit, and feels her adrenaline kick in, knowing that she’s about to get her second chance to end the title reign of Charlie Marr. She was so close at Wicked Games, and that loss still stings, and truthfully so does everything else when it comes to Charlie. Charlie has made it his goal to make the life of Camille Jane Ava a living Hell on Voltage and if there is one thing the woman nicknamed ‘Ms. Extreme’ doesn’t take too kindly to is people who fuck with her and those she loves. She takes a deep breath and forces herself up. Charlie looks straight at Ms. Extreme, makes a finger gun, and aims it right between her eyes.)
Charlie Marr (Off Mic): You’re dead, bitch. Bang.
(Rex is sitting up now, shaking out the cobwebs. His relationship and subsequent issues with Charlie go all the way back to their days on Showdown. Rex and his boys were the team to beat for the longest time, and both Charlie and Daryl thrived under the leadership of their dad, Rex. But as per usual, all good things must come to an end, and it was this time last year that that bond between the three of them began to fall apart. Funnily enough, that all centered around world championship gold as well, the World Heavyweight Championship that Rex held onto at the time. Charlie’s true colors started to show and he turned his back on the man who had gone above and beyond to mentor him. From his seated position on the ground, Rex looks up at Charlie tucked safely away in the pod through the blood that stains his face. Charlie is glaring right back at him and truthfully nothing really needs to be said between the two of them.)
(Despite the fact her knee has swollen, and her nose is likely broken, the ever valiant Andrea Valentine has pushed herself up to all fours. Just like she’s spent most of 2019, she’s bloodied and broken, but her sheer will to win this war started by Charlie and Veena has kept her in this match. Andrea’s face is bruised, and her blonde locks are stained with blood, but thinking of the win over Charlie that got ripped away from her earlier in the season forces a glare across her face. Andrea is not one to bitch or complain, or open her mouth in a negative way. She could have resorted to crying foul, but instead she used everything she’s been through thanks to Charlie and Veena this season, and turned it into motivation. For all the shit Charlie has talked about her historic Specialists Championship reign, and all the times she’s been called a ‘whore’, a ‘slut; and whatever else, Andrea knows it’s now time to force the so-called face of Voltage to meet his untimely demise.)
(As the buzzer goes off, Andrea’s eyes lock with Charlie’s, and Charlie starts laughing.)
James Peters: :wtf: Why is his pod door not opening?!
Rich Russillo: There seems to be some confusion about what’s going on! When the buzzer goes off, the door is supposed to automatically open…
(The five competitors inside the ring look at each other, wondering what the hell is really going on. The referee also seems a bit perplexed.)
James Peters: Jack stalks over to the pod, and why is he looking at the door?
Rich Russillo: OH COME ON! YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS!!!!!!
(The camera zooms in and shows that a small chain has been slipped through the cracks in the pod, padlocking it shut which makes it unable to be opened from the outside. On the outside of the ring, a smiling Jordie Marr holds up a key.)
James Peters: MS. EXTREME HAS SHOVED THE REFEREE OUT OF THE WAY AND IS STORMING TOWARDS THE CHAMBER DOOR! SHE’S ABOUT TO EXIT AND RIP THAT KEY FROM JORDIE!
Ms. Extreme (Off Mic): OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!
Rich Russillo: JORDIE HURLS THE KEY INTO THE CROWD AND THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BEATING HEARTS AT TERRITORIAL INVASION!!! NO WONDER MS. EXTREME IS SEEING RED RIGHT NOW!
(Charlie throws his middle fingers up at all his opponents, his haters, and casually leans back against his pod.)
James Peters: TERRY CHAMBERS JUST STORMED TOWARDS THE POD AND HAS GRABBED THE DOOR! HE’S ATTEMPTING TO RIP IT OFF THE HINGES AND CHARLIE IS LAUGHING! REX AND JACK MAKE THEIR WAY OVER AND NOW THEY’RE HELPING TERRY!
Rich Russillo: Charlie’s laughter has stopped and now he looks a little worried. Rex, Jack, and Terry all grab hold of the door and START TRYING TO BREAK IT! MS. EXTREME HAS THE BASEBALL BAT AND SHE PUSHES THEM OUT OF THE WAY! SHE SLAMS IT INTO THE GLASS AND IT STARTS TO CRACK! TERRY TAKES THE BAT FROM HER AND HE USES EVERY BIT OF STRENGTH HE HAS TO SWING IT AND IT FUCKING SHATTERS THE DOOR! CHARLIE HAS NO ESCAPE! CHARLIE HAS NO ESCAPE!
James Peters: ANDREA CATCHES CHARLIE AROUND THE NECK WITH THE WHIP AND SHE USES IT TO DRAG HIM OUT OF THE POD! TERRY CHAMBERS, JACK RIPLEY, REX MCALLISTER, AND MS. EXTREME SWARM CHARLIE MARR LIKE A PACK OF DOGS AND START BEATING THE HELL OUT OF HIM! THIS CROWD IS LOSING ITS SHIT BECAUSE THIS IS THE MOMENT WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! CHARLIE MARR IS DYING RIGHT BEFORE OUR EYES AND THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!
Rich Russillo: REX AND TERRY LIFT CHARLIE UP AND ANDREA FLICKS THE WHIP ACROSS CHARLIE’S FACE! AN UGLY WELT FORMS RIGHT ABOVE HIS EYE AND SHE FLICKS IT AGAIN! THIS TIME SHE PLACES A LINE ACROSS CHARLIE’S CHEST! ANDREA WHIPS CHARLIE AGAIN AND SHE CATCHES HIM ACROSS THE GROIN! THE EAW CHAMPION SLUMPS TO THE GROUND AND MS. EXTREME CRACKS HIM ACROSS THE BACK WITH THE SHATTERED GLASS BASEBALL BAT! SHE QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER BUT WAIT A SECOND! JACK RIPLEY JUST SNATCHED HER UP AND THREW HER ACROSS THE RING!
James Peters: You know damn well Jack wants to be the one to end Charlie, and that doesn’t seem to settle too well with Rex, Terry, and Andrea! They all want to end Charlie, but the three of them seem fine with whomever ends up taking the champ out of the match! Rex and Jack are exchanging words and Jack’s had it! YOU’LL FLOAT TOO CATCHES REX SQUARE ACROSS THE JAW AND THE FORMER CHAMPION GOES DOWN! TERRY BOOTS JACK IN THE GUT AND LIFTS HIM UP! T-5! T-5 CONNECTS! ANDREA DROPKICKS TERRY IN THE BACK BEFORE HE CAN COVER JACK AND TRANSITIONS INTO VALENTINE’S MASSACRE! ANDREA DRIVES TERRY’S HEAD INTO THE MAT SEVERAL TIMES IN SUCCESSION!
Rich Russillo: BUT CHARLIE IS BACK UP AND HE WRAPS ANDREA’S OWN WEAPON AROUND HER NECK! CHARLIE PULLS ANDREA UP BY THE NECK AND IS LOOKING TO STRANGLE HER! ANDREA CLAWS AT THE WHIP, THE BARBED WIRE AND GLASS PIERCING HER THROAT, AND CHARLIE CLOSES HIS EYES ALMOST AS IF HE’S ENJOYING TAKING HER LIFE! ANDREA CONTINUES TO FIGHT, EVEN THOUGH SHE’S FADING, AND CHARLIE BRINGS THEM BOTH DOWN TO THE MAT, HOLDING HER CLOSE AND MAKING SURE HE’S THERE TO FEEL HER TAKE HER LAST BREATH!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME WITH THE BO STAFF! SHE SLAMS IT INTO THE BACK OF CHARLIE’S HEAD! A LIMP ANDREA IS FREE AND CHARLIE IMMEDIATELY GRABS FOR THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! THOSE SPIKES HAVE DRAWN BLOOD AND MS. EXTREME SLAMS THE STAFF ACROSS CHARLIE’S BACK! SHE HITS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE LEGS! SHE TARGETS THE KIDNEY AREA! MS. EXTREME IS UNLOADING ON CHARLIE AND THERE IS VERY LITTLE THE CHAMP CAN DO TO DEFEND HIMSELF! HE IS COMPLETELY AT THE MERCY OF MS. EXTREME AND SHE KICKS HIM OVER SO HE’S FLAT ON HIS BACK AND LOOKING UP AT THE LIGHTS! SHE SLAMS THE STAFF INTO CHARLIE’S STOMACH AND TOSSES IT TO THE SIDE. MS. EXTREME CLIMBS UP THE ROPES AND SHE’S GOING FOR ‘A BLIND FURY!’
Rich Russillo: REX IS BACK UP AND HE’S WALKING OVER TO CHARLIE! MS. EXTREME PAUSES AS REX PULLS UP CHARLIE! REX WITH AN UPPERCUT AND HE THROWS CHARLIE INTO THE CORNER! REX FOLLOWS IT UP WITH THREE ELBOW SMASHES IN A ROW AND HE TOSSES CHARLIE OUTSIDE THE RING!
James Peters: Jack is back up and Ms. Extreme hops down from the ropes. She meets Jack head on and the two start throwing hands! Jack manages to catch Ms. Extreme in the throat with a punch and he drives his knee into her stomach! He hammers away on Ms. Extreme until she is forced to kneel! Jack grabs her by the hair and begins slamming his knee into her face! Ms. Extreme can’t defend against this and Jack doesn’t stop! He continues to knee Ms. Extreme in the face until her mouth and nose are busted, and then he finally stops! He takes her over to the ropes and tosses her outside the ring, grabbing the blanket and the bo staff! Not sure exactly what Ripley has in mind, but it can’t be good :lupe:
Rich Russillo: He cracks Ms. Extreme across the face with the staff and takes both of her arms, looping them through the links in the chamber. Jack takes the staff and threads it through the links in the chamber trapping Ms. Extreme’s left arm! He places the staff across her chest, and then threads it through the chamber links on the other side of her, trapping her other arm :damn: Ms. Extreme can’t move! She’s trying to fight her way out of this but Jack slams his knee into her face once again! He takes the blanket, rolls it up, and places it across Ms. Extreme’s eyes! He wraps it around the links and ties it off, and the former PURE Champion finds herself tied up and blindfolded execution style!
James Peters: YOU’LL FLOAT TOO! JACK CONNECTS WITH THE SUPERKICK ACROSS MS. EXTREME’S FACE!
Rich Russillo: YOU’LL FLOAT TOO! ANOTHER SUPERKICK!
James Peters: YOU’LL FLOAT TOO! THREE STRAIGHT SUPERKICKS TO THE JHEAD OF MS. EXTREME AND SHE IS DONE! SHE IS FUCKING DONE! JACK LOOKS FOR A FOURTH SUPERKICK BUT TERRY! TERRY! TERRY GRABS JACK AND DRAGS HIM BACK INTO THE RING! HE HOISTS JACK UP AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE WITH A POWERBOMB! TERRY DOES THIS AGAIN! AND AGAIN! HE POWERBOMBS JACK INTO THE TURNBUCKLE FOUR MORE TIMES AND DUMPS THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER TO THE MAT!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE JUST LOW BLOWED REX ON THE OUTSIDE! THEY ARE BY CHARLIE’S BUSTED POD AND CHARLIE SLIPS BACK INTO THE RING AND GRABS HIS WEAPON! HE KISSES THE REPLICA OF HIS HEAD BEFORE BLUDGEONING REX WITH IT! REX APPEARS TO BE UNCONSCIOUS AND REX TURNS AROUND RIGHT AS ANDREA SNEAKS UP BEHIND HIM! CHARLIE SWINGS THE HEAD AND SLAMS IT ACROSS ANDREA’S FACE, SENDING HER FLYING ACROSS THE RING! CHARLIE SEES MS. EXTREME IS TIED UP AND LIKELY OUT COLD, SO HE TURNS HIS ATTENTION TOWARDS THE RING WHERE TERRY IS LOOKING TO FINISH OFF JACK! CHARLIE GRIPS THE HANDLE OF THE HEAD AS TERRY HOISTS JACK UP FOR THE T-5!!! CHARLIE CONNECTS WITH THE BACK OF TERRY! JACK FALLS TO THE GROUND! CHARLIE JUMPS JACK AND BEGINS WAILING AWAY ON HIM!
James Peters: BUT THIS IS THE FIGHT JACK HAS BEEN WAITING FOR AND HE FIGHTS BACK! HE’S ON TOP OF CHARLIE AND THROWING HANDS! THIS HAS BROKEN DOWN INTO A PURE FIGHT BETWEEN THESE TWO MEN AND ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING JORDIE MARR IS LOVING IT! WHAT A WHORE! JACK SLAMS HIS FIST INTO CHARLIE’S MOUTH AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE MIGHT HAVE KNOCKED A TOOTH OUT! JACK CONTINUES TO FIGHT AND HE FINALLY GETS UP, PULLING CHARLIE UP BY THE BEARD! THERE IS NOTHING BUT PURE RAGE COURSING THROUGH JACK’S VEINS RIGHT NOW AND HE THROWS CHARLIE TO THE OUTSIDE! JORDIE RUSHES OVER TO THE SIDE CHARLIE LANDED ON AND JACK HAS GRABBED THE HEAD! JACK LOOKS AT THE METAL REPLICA OF CHARLIE’S HEAD AND SHAKES HIS HEAD IN DISGUST. HE CLIMBS OUT OF THE RING AND LOOKS TO END CHARLIE MARR WITH A KILLING BLOW!
Rich Russillo: BUT WAIT! JORDIE SLIPS SOMETHING THROUGH THE CHAINS TO CHARLIE! JACK DOESN’T SEE IT! CHARLIE TURNS AROUND RIGHT AS HE IS ABOUT TO DIE AND STABS JACK IN THE STOMACH!
James Peters: IS THAT A RAILROAD SPIKE?!
Rich Russillo: THE HEAD FALLS FROM JACK’S HANDS AND HE GRABS HIS STOMACH AS BLOOD POURS FROM THE WOUND! CHARLIE SPRINGS TO HIS FEET AND KNOCKS JACK OUT WITH THE RAILROAD SPIKE! HE CONNECTED WITH RIPLEY RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES AND HE IS DRAGGING JACK BACK INTO THE RING NOW! CHARLIE WRAPS JACK UP IN A HEADLOCK AND DRIVES THE RAILROAD SPIKE INTO THE TOP OF RIPLEY’S HEAD! BLOOD IS CASCADING DOWN THE FACE OF THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER AND THIS IS FUCKING SICK! JORDIE MARR IS A FUCKING CUNT! SHE LITERALLY JUST ALLOWED CHARLIE TO MURDER HER OWN BROTHER! THE REFEREE IS CHECKING ON JACK, WHO IS NOT MOVING, AND CHARLIE SWITCHES TO A CHOKE, DISCARDING THE SPIKE ALL TOGETHER. THE REFEREE CHECKS JACK AGAIN AND RAISES HIS HAND, LETTING IT DROP!
James Peters: NOT LIKE THIS! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE JACK’S REVENGE!
Rich Russillo: THE REFEREE LETS JACK’S HAND DROP A SECOND TIME AND CHARLIE RESPONDS BY HAMMERING AWAY ON JACK! :lupe:
James Peters: THE REF GRABS JACK’S HAND FOR A THIRD TIME AND THAT’S IT! JACK RIPLEY HAS BEEN TKOED!
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JACK RIPLEY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
(Charlie lets go of Jack and heaves a huge sigh of relief. One of the biggest threats to his championship reign are now gone from the match.)
Rich Russillo: That’s a horrible way for this match to end for Jack, and I know this is going to leave him highly unsatisfied. Charlie Marr is going to get his one of these days thanks to Jack, but tonight is not going to be that night.
James Peters: Charlie has the railroad spike in his hands and he turns his attention towards Terry! However, Rex is back into the ring now and he’s got the whip in his hands! He sneaks up behind Charlie and brings the handle across the back of Charlie’s skull! The railroad spike hits the ground and Rex grabs it, driving it into the top of Charlie’s head! Rex brings his fist down on top of the spike, driving it further and further into Charlie’s skull and Charlie Marr has turned into a literal blood faucet! Blood streams down his face as Rex is going for the kill!
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE HELL??
James Peters: JORDIE MARR IS IN THE CHAMBER WITH A STEEL CHAIR IN HER HANDS! THE REFEREE ATTEMPTS TO STOP HER BUT SHE KICKS HIM IN THE BALLS AND SLAMS THE CHAIR ACROSS THE BACK OF REX MCALLISTER! JORDIE SAVING CHARLIE’S ASS ONCE AGAIN AND SHE RAISES THE CHAIR ABOVE HER HEAD!
Rich Russillo: ANDREA GRABS THE CHAIR! JORDIE’S MOUTH FORMS AN ‘O’ AND ANDREA RIPS THE CHAIR FROM HER HANDS! SHE SMASHES IT ACROSS JORDIE’S BACK AND CHARLIE’S WIFE DROPS! ANDREA WITH ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT! SHE IS KILLING JORDIE! ANDREA GRABS THE BLONDE BY THE HAIR AND SLINGS HER ACROSS THE RING! JORDIE SLAMS INTO THE SIDE OF ONE OF THOSE PODS AND CLUTCHES HER HEAD, CURLING UP INTO THE FETAL POSITION!
James Peters: Andrea rushes over to Ms. Extreme now and begins freeing her! She removes the blanket from Ms. Extreme’s torn up face first, and Ms. Extreme still looks pretty worse for the wear. She can barely keep her eyes open and Andrea quickly works Ms. Extreme free of the bo staff. She tosses it to the side and helps Ms. Extreme back up. It’s been ride or die for these two all season, and that’s not going to stop now. Ms. Extreme is holding her head, and given her history, it’s likely she has a concussion. She assures Andrea’s she’s fine and both women see that Terry Chambers has crawled over to Rex McAllister. Terry has that replica of Charlie’s head and he slams it into Rex’s back! Rex grips his lower back and rolls to the side, but Terry is all over him! Terry grabs Rex and pulls him up, hoisting him up into the air for a T-5! REX FIGHTS FOR ALL HE’S WORTH AND GETS OUT OF IT, LANDING ON HIS FEET! TERRY SWINGS WILDLY WITH A RIGHT HAND, BUT HE MISSES! REX DUCKS, CATCHES TERRY WITH A KICK TO THE GUT, AND GRABS HIM WITH A NECKBREAKER! TERRY IS DOWN AND REX GOES FOR THE CHAIN! REX GRABS THE RAZOR WIRE CHAIN! REX WRAPS IT AROUND THE FACE OF TERRY CHAMBERS AND HE PULLS TERRY INTO A REAR NAKED CHOKE! REX LEAPS ON TERRY’S BACK AND WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND TERRY! TERRY DROPS TO A KNEE BUT HE CONTINUES TO FIGHT! REX HOLDS ON FOR DEAR LIFE AND THE LIFE IS FADING FROM TERRY!
Rich Russillo: TERRY IS NOT GIVING UP AND HE CONTINUES TO HANG ON! THE REFEREE IS STILL DOWN ON THE MAT AND CLUTCHING HIS JUNK, BUT REX PRETTY MUCH HAS TERRY OUT! THE REFEREE NEEDS TO GET THE FUCK UP AND CALL TH-
James Peters: :skip:!!!!!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR ACROSS REX’S BACK! REX LETS GO OF TERRY AND ANDREA RUSHES IN! CHARLIE CATCHES HER WITH THE CHAIR AND SENDS HER TO THE MAT! CHARLIE DROPS DOWN AND DAMMIT! HE’S GOT TERRY! CHARLIE WRAPS TERRY IN HIS OWN VERSION OF THE REAR NAKED CHOKE AND THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE IS OUT! HE WAS OUT THANKS TO REX BUT THE REFEREE SEES THAT CHARLIE HAS THE MOVE LOCKED IN! CHARLIE IS STEALING THIS FUCKING ELIMINATION FROM REX AND THE REF CHECKS TERRY!
James Peters: TERRY’S HAND JUST DROPPED THREE TIMES AND THE REFEREE IS SIGNALLING FOR BELLA TO MAKE IT OFFICIAL.
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TERRY CHAMBERS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Rich Russillo: Rex did all that work and Charlie is going to get the credit. Dammit. This isn’t right! Charlie has done nothing but skate through this entire title reign and watch this man steal this fucking chamber win.
(Ms. Extreme has gotten back into the ring and she makes her way over to Charlie. Charlie gets to his feet and the two Wicked Games opponents stare at one another.)
James Peters: REX MCALLISTER IS UP AS WELL! CHARLIE DOESN’T SEE REX BEHIND HIM BECAUSE HIS ATTENTION IS FOCUSED ON MS. EXTREME! CHARLIE DOESN’T REALIZE THIS!
Rich Russillo: BUT LOOK! ANDREA IS UP AS WELL AND SHE’S RIGHT BESIDE REX! MS. EXTREME SMILES SERENELY AT CHARLIE AND OH MY FUCKING GAWD! OH MY FUCKING GAWD!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME JUST PRODUCED A FUCKING FIREBALL AND THREW IT AT CHARLIE! HE DUCKED AND THE FIREBALL HIT REX MCALLISTER! ANDREA QUICKLY JUMPS ON CHARLIE’S BACK AS ‘THE WOMAN ON FIRE’ LOOKS STUNNED THAT HER STUNT WENT HORRIBLY WRONG! ANDREA BEGINS PUNCHING CHARLIE IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD BUT CHARLIE BACKS HER UP AND RAMS HER AGAINST ONE OF THE PODS! ANDREA DOESN’T LET GO! CHARLIE SLAMS HER BACK AGAINST THE POD AGAIN! ANDREA CONTINUES TO CLING! CHARLIE MOVES UP A FEW FEET AND FLIES BACKWARDS, SENDING THEM BOTH CRASHING THROUGH THE SIDE OF THE POD! GLASS RAINS DOWN ON THEM AND MS. EXTREME TURNS AWAY FROM REX AND RUSHES OVER TO CHARLIE AND ANDREA! SHE PULLS CHARLIE OUT OF THE RUBBLE AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
James Peters: MARR KICKED THE FUCK OUT!
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme looks desperate! This is her best chance to get rid of Charlie and do what she said she was going to do! She pulls Charlie up by the beard and looks to spike him into the mat! But Charlie fights her off and he whips her into the ropes! Ms. Extreme manages to duck a clothesline but REX IS UP AND HE HAS THE REPLICA HEAD! HE SWINGS AT CHARLIE BUT CHARLIE DUCKS AND MS. EXTREME CATCHES IT RIGHT IN THE FACE ON THE REBOUND! REX DROPS THE HEAD AND GOES FOR THE COVER, BUT CHARLIE MARR GRABS HIM! CHARING CROSS! NO! REX DUCKED THE CHARING CROSS! REX RUNS THE ROPES! REX EFFECT!
James Peters: NO! CHARLIE EVADES THE FLOAT OVER DDT AND GRABS REX FROM BEHIND! REX ELBOWS HIS WAY OUT OF CHARLIE’S GRASPS PUSHES CHARLIE INTO THE ROPES! REX DRAGS CHARLIE DOWN FROM BEHIND AND WRAPS HIM UP FOR A PIN!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE ROLLS THROUGH! CHARLIE ROLLS THROUGH! CHARLIE IS BACK TO HIS FEET BUT WAIT! ANDREA! ANDREA! ANDREA WITH THE WHIP AGAIN! CHARLIE MANAGES TO CATCH IT THOUGH! HE PULLS ANDREA TOWARDS HIM AND ABSOLUTELY TAKES HER HEAD OFF WITH THE CHARING CROSS! CHARLIE DROPS DOWN TO PIN ANDREA!!!!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME BROKE UP THE PIN! BUT MS. EXTREME IS UNABLE TO CAPITALIZE AS SHE’S CLEARLY CONCUSSED! CHARLIE ZEROES IN ON THIS AS HE GETS BACK TO HIS FEET!!!!
Rich Russillo: Charlie is like a shark who smells blood right now and he stomps on Ms. Extreme’s ankle! It’s the same ankle that was hurt earlier and Ms. Extreme cries out in pain! Charlie stomps on the ankle again and he places his foot on it and reaches down, grabbing Ms. Extreme by the hair.
Charlie Marr (Off Mic): You are a filthy, disgusting, worthless whore.
(Despite the glassy look in her eyes, Ms. Extreme gives Charlie a stare full of fire.)
Ms. Extreme (Off Mic): Eat shit and die!
James Peters: CHARLIE STOMPS THE ANKLE AGAIN AND GRABS MS. EXTREME IN AN ANKLE LOCK! SHE IS NEVER GOING TO TAP OUT AND CHARLIE HAS TO KNOW THAT! HE BASICALLY HAD TO KILL THIS WOMAN IN ORDER TO PUT HER AWAY AT WICKED GAMES, AND EVEN THEN MS. EXTREME HAD ENOUGH LEFT TO SHOW UP ON VOLTAGE THE NEXT WEEK AND BASICALLY SPIT IN HIS FACE! CHARLIE FALLS BACK TO THE MAT, WHICH PUTS MORE PRESSURE ON THE ANKLE AND HE USES HIS OTHER FOOT TO KICK HER IN THE HEAD MULTIPLE TIMES! MS. EXTREME HAS A CONCUSSION AND CHARLIE CONTINUES TO KICK HER AND HOLD ONTO THE ANKLE LOCK!
Rich Russillo: THE REFEREE FINALLY RUSHES IN AND PULLS CHARLIE OFF MS. EXTREME! HE IMMEDIATELY MOTIONS AT BELLA AND THEN CALLS FOR THE MEDICAL STAFF.
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MS. EXTREME HAS BEEN ELIMINATED DUE TO STOPPAGE!
James Peters: And then there were three…
(Charlie gets back to his feet and sees that Rex and Andrea are doing the same.)
Rich Russillo: REX AND ANDREA FLY TOWARDS CHARLIE BUT CHARLIE DUCKS! REX AND ANDREA COLLIDE WITH ONE ANOTHER AND CHARLIE QUICKLY SNATCHES UP THE BO STAFF! HE SWINGS IT AT REX, BUT REX DUCKS! CHARLIE SWINGS AT ANDREA, BUT SHE DUCKS! REX AND ANDREA LEAP IN THE AIR AT THE SAME TIME AND CHARLIE EATS A DOUBLE DROPKICK! REX AND ANDREA LOOK AT ONE ANOTHER AND BOTH SAY FUCK IT! THEY GRAB CHARLIE AND WORK ON DOUBLE TEAMING HIM! CHARLIE DOES HIS BEST TO FIGHT BACK BUT REX AND ANDREA KICK HIM IN THE STOMACH AND PLANT HIM WITH A DOUBLE DDT! REX GRABS THE BO STAFF! ANDREA GRABS THE WHIP! SHE TIES CHARLIE’S FEET TOGETHER AS REX BEGINS CHOKING CHARLIE OUT WITH THE BO STAFF!
James Peters: CHARLIE MARR’S REIGN OF TERROR IS ABOUT TO COME TO AN END BEFORE OUR VERY EYES AND THESE FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET! THE TWO FUTURE HALL OF FAMERS HAVE PUT THEIR WANT AND NEED FOR CHAMPIONSHIP GOLD ASIDE TO TAKE OUT CHARLIE MARR AND IT’S A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT TO FUCKING SEE!
Rich Russillo: NO! NO! FUCK! FUCK!
James Peters: JORDIE MARR BACK FROM THE DEAD AND SHE CRACKED ANDREA IN THE BACK WITH THE BASEBALL BAT! THE REF GRABS FOR JORDIE BUT JORDIE IS ABLE TO CATCH REX IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD, WHICH FORCES HIM TO LET GO OF CHARLIE! THE REFEREE TACKLES JORDIE DOWN AND WRESTLES THE BAT AWAY FROM HER! HE RIPS IT FROM HER HANDS AND TOSSES IT TO THE SIDE, IMMEDIATELY CALLING FOR SECURITY!
Rich Russillo: SECURITY RUSHES TO THE RING AND THEY HAVE TO PHYSICALLY PRY JORDIE MARR FROM THE RING BECAUSE SHE’S LATCHED ONTO HER BAE AND DOESN’T WANT TO LET GO!
(Charlie and Jordie have their hands locked together but as security drags her away, the are forced apart. Jordie’s fingertips brush Charlie’s, and he watches as they haul her away.)
James Peters: This is the first time in Charlie’s championship reign that he’s solo!
Rich Russillo: Charlie gathers himself, looking at the two people he’s left in the ring with. He shoots a weary look at Rex, and unties his feet so he can let himself stand up. Charlie snatches the whip up and goes right for Andrea. Andrea is in the process of getting up but Charlie brings the whip down across her back! Andrea drops down to her stomach and Charlie begins whipping her! He’s absolutely destroying Andrea’s back and legs now, leaving those fire like lashes all over her body. Pretty sure this isn’t the first time he’s whipped an insolent woman :lupe:
James Peters: Andrea tries to roll out of the ring to save herself from this whipping, but the whip catches her across the stomach! Charlie continues to beat her throwing all his weight into this and honestly this is getting hard to watch. Andrea has fought so hard, for so long, and to see it come to an end like this would be awful.
(Andrea finally manages to get to the rope and pull herself out of the ring. The whip snaps across her cheek, splitting open the already tenderized skin.)
Rich Russillo: Charlie finally drops the whip and he reaches through the ropes, grabbing Andrea by the hair. Her entire body is covered in bloody whip marks and Charlie just needs to go ahead and put her away. Andrea will have other title opportunities and no doubt she is a future world champion, but it doesn’t like she’s going to pull it off tonight.
James Peters: Charlie pulls Andrea up and gets her into position for ‘The Queen is Dead’. Charlie looking to put the last Beating Heart away with that double underhook DDT.
Rich Russillo: SPEAR TO THE SPINE! REX FROM BEHIND WITH A SPEAR TO CHARLIE’S SPINE!
James Peters: CHARLIE DROPS TO HIS KNEES NEARLY HAVING HIS SPINE SEVERED! ANDREA LIVES TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY AND REX GOES FOR THE COVER ON CHARLIE!
Rich Russillo: HOW THE HELL DID CHARLIE KICK OUT?!
James Peters: REX DOESN’T WASTE ANY TIME THOUGH! HE QUICKLY TRANSITIONS INTO AN ARMBAR! REX HAS CHARLIE IN AN ARMBAR! REX WRENCHES BACK AND CHARLIE IS IN TROUBLE BECAUSE YOU KNOW REX WON’T HESITATE TO BREAK CHARLIE’S ARM! CHARLIE IS FLAILING ABOUT TRYING TO GET FREE BUT REX IS HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE! CHARLIE’S HAND IS REACHING AROUND TRYING TO GRAB SOMETHING! ANYTHING! CHARLIE FIGHTS THROUGH THE PAIN AS REX LITERALLY RIPS CHARLIE’S ARM OUT OF IT’S SOCKET AND CHARLIE’S FINGERS BRUSH THE RAILROAD SPIKE! CHARLIE LATCHES ON! CHARLIE HAS IT!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE SUMMONS EVERY BIT OF STRENGTH HE HAS LEFT IN HIM AND MANAGES TO NAIL REX RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES! REX FALLS BACK AND BLOOD BEGINS TO POOR DOWN HIS FACE! CHARLIE CAN’T MAKE THE COVER RIGHT AWAY BECAUSE HIS ARM HAS LITERALLY BEEN DISLOCATED BUT HE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO GET TO HIS KNEES! HE FINALLY DRAPES HIS BODY ACROSS REX’S!!!!
James Peters: HOW THE FUCK?!
Rich Russillo: REX GOT HIS SHOULDER UP!
James Peters: CHARLIE IS SHOOK! HE HAS NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO GRAB REX BY THE THROAT AND JAB THAT RAILROAD SPIKE INTO REX’S SKULL! CHARLIE CAN’T HOLD ON TO REX BECAUSE HE ONLY HAS ONE ARM SO HE WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND REX’S TORSO AND USES HIS GOOD ARM TO IMPALE REX IN THE HEAD! BLOOD IS COVERING BOTH REX AND CHARLIE NOW AND CHARLIE APPEARS TO BE EXHAUSTED, BUT HE’S FIGHTING WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS RIGHT NOW. HE DROPS THE SPIKE AND JUST STARTS BEATING REX IN THE FACE AND THAT’S IT. THE REFEREE IS CALLING IT. REX IS DONE.
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, REX MCALLISTER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Rich Russillo: Charlie doesn’t even bother to celebrate because now it’s down to two. Andrea has gotten herself into a sitting position but she doesn’t look any better than Charlie does right now. This torture chamber of an elimination chamber has claimed four people tonight and it’s about to claim a fifth. Either Charlie Marr with his dislocated shoulder, or Andrea Valentine who was literally whipped raw will walk out of here as the EAW World Champion.
(Andrea’s eyes grow wide as Charlie staggers towards her. There is nothing in his eyes, no emotion or anything. Charlie gives her a cold, dead look and that prompts Andrea to find something deep inside of her and get back up to her feet.)
James Peters: CHARLIE LUNGES TOWARDS ANDREA AND GRABS HER BY THE HAIR. ANDREA THROWS SEVERAL PUNCHES TO CHARLIE’S RIBCAGE, BUT THOSE DON’T SEEM TO HAVE ANY EFFECT WHATSOEVER ON THE CHAMP. HE DRAGS ANDREA TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND SECURES HIS ARM TIGHTLY AROUND HER NECK.
(Charlie looks out at the sea of people who are already booing him. They know damn well he shouldn’t be in this position right now and they hate him for it. Tonight was supposed to be his demise, the ending of his title reign, but all it’s done is secure it and turn it into one of the most hated reigns in EAW history. As Charlie thinks about this and Andrea struggles in his arms, a smile crosses Main Event Marr’s face. It’s a sick smile, one that shows nothing but two rows of perfect white teeth. There is blood everywhere, nearly every inch of the ring has been stained, and Charlie gets himself set to put Andrea Valentine away.)
(“Pray For Em” by Meek Mill hits the PA System and the fans gasp in shock. Charlie’s eyes widen and Andrea slips from his arms.)
James Peters: NO WAY! NO FUCKING WAY!
Rich Russillo: YES! YES! YES! FUCK YES! YES!
(The ovation former EAW World Champion Malcolm Jones receives nearly blows the roof right off the Rogers Centre. Charlie slowly turns around and sees his old adversary, the man he robbed of the EAW World Championship, strutting on the stage and drinking from a red solo cup. Malcom looks like a sexy chocolate daddy in an all black, custom made Armani suit and some fly ass kicks. He lowers his Armani sunglasses, smirks at Charlie, and gives him the middle finger.)
James Peters: Charlie Marr is frozen in shock and fuck! FUCK! SO AM I! I DID NOT EXPECT THIS WHATSOEVER! THIS MAN WAS FUCKING FIRED!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE’S FACE HAS DRAINED OF COLOR AND HE CERTAINLY DID NOT EXPECT TO SEE THE GHOST OF BLOODSPORT PAST APPEAR TONIGHT!
James Peters: ANDREA JUST CAUGHT CHARLIE ACROSS THE BACK WITH HER WHIP! CHARLIE’S KNEES BUCKLE AND SHE HITS HIM AGAIN! THE WHIP SNAKES AROUND CHARLIE’S FEET AND SHE JERKS HIM DOWN! ANDREA WITH A SUDDEN BURST OF ADRENALINE SCRAMBLES ON TOP OF CHARLIE AND WRAPS THE WHIP AROUND HIS NECK! SHE COILS IT SEVERAL TIMES AND STARTS STRANGLING HIM!
(Andrea closes her eyes and lets out a primal scream, exhausting every last bit of her energy to choke out Charlie Marr.)
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE’S FACE IS TURNING PURPLE AND HIS EYES ARE BULGING OUT OF HIS HEAD. MALCOLM HAS MADE HIS WAY DOWN TO THE CHAMBER AND HE’S WAVING AT CHARLIE!
Malcolm Jones (Off Mic): Night, night.
James Peters: CHARLIE’S EYES CLOSE AND HE GOES LIMP! THE REFEREE SHAKES HIM AND HE’S NOT RESPONSIVE! CHARLIE IS OUT! CHARLIE IS OUT! THE KING IS DEAD! THE KING IS FUCKING DEAD!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW EAW WORLD CHAMPION… ANDREA VALENTINE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: THE REIGN OF TERROR IS OVER!
(The referee has to force Andrea to release the choke, and once she does, she collapses back on the mat, bringing her hands over her face. “Roll With Me” by Charli XCX begins to play and not even the broadcasters can say anything. Andrea’s entire body is racked with sobs as the realization of what just happened sinks in.)
Rich Russillo: A little over a year ago, Andrea Valentine was fucked out of a world championship thanks to three women with a disgusting agenda who are no longer in this company. That night, she went through hell and back, had the championship won, and had it stolen from her in the end. Tonight, and all season long, Andrea has proved how tough and how resilient she is, and has never let anything anyone has said about her get her down. She’s a stand up woman, a brilliant wrestler, and tonight she just became one of the all-time greats.
James Peters: The Beating Hearts of Voltage were never supposed to last through the season, and they damn sure weren’t supposed to be successful. They were set up to fail since day one, but time and time again all four of them have risen to the occasion and spit in the faces of Charlie Marr and Veena Adams. Tonight was going to end the war one way or another, with Andrea and Ms. Extreme in this chamber, and Consuela taking on Veena a little later, and Andrea has done it. She’s ended the tyrannical title reign of Charlie Marr with an assist from Malcolm Jones, who was another victim of the Charlie/Veena plot to change Voltage into their vision.
(Malcolm has taken the EAW Championship and gotten into the chamber. He looks at the belt he once held and passes it over to Andrea, who has finally wiped her eyes and gotten to her feet. The two nod their heads in a sign of mutual respect and Malcolm takes Andrea’s hand, raising it in the air.)
(On the stage, Raven Roberts and Consuela Rose Ava, with an injured Ms. Extreme between them, have appeared onstage. This was their war, and all four women fought plenty of battles in it. Andrea sees her other Beating Hearts standing on the stage, and she quickly exits the ring. As she gingerly makes her way up the ramp, tears shining in her eyes and pure joy on her face, the other women greet her half way down the ramp. Ms. Extreme is the first to embrace Andrea because they fought inside that chamber together. The words they share can not be picked up by the cameras. Andrea holds open her arms and Raven and Consuela join in the embrace. The girls hug for several minutes as the fans are overcome with happiness thanks to the turn of events. Finally they break apart and with Andrea in the middle, they raise one another’s hands.)
The Beating Hearts of Voltage: QUEENS ONLY!!!!
(The camera cuts to Malcolm. He’s glaring down at Charlie’s unconscious body. After a moment, Malcolm spits on the man who stole the championship from him and he makes his exit through the crowd.)
(The Beating Hearts have returned to the stage and the other three women have left, leaving Andrea alone to soak in the moment. She raises the EAW World Championship above her head and looks up at it in almost disbelief. From backstage interviewer and pretty face, to deathmatch queen and world champion. Haven’t we always said, don’t sleep on Andrea?)
(Road to Redemption fades to commercial break.)
(Commercial break for explosives featuring that sneaky little fuck Landerson.)
(PTR returns and fades into the graphic for the next match.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Bella Braxton: And the following contract is on the line…
(Bella Braxton smiles at the crowd feeding into her wiley wordplay.)
(‘ME’ by Taylor Swift and Brandon Urie hits through the sound system.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… from Greenwich, Connecticut… The Vanilla Goddess…
(Veena Adams steps out onto the stage to the boos and jeers of the Rogers Centre! She pays none of them any mind and takes a moment to make sure that her hair is tossed over her shoulder.)
Bella Braxton: VEEEEEEEEENNNNAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAADDDAAAAMMMMMMMMS!
(Veena Adam takes to skipping down the ramp towards the ring. It’s a haughty skip that’s clearly meant to show each and every one of these poor peasants in the crowd that they mean not a damn thing to her. She takes the steps up and climbs into the ring. She heads to the center of the ring and wastes some more of the crowd’s time by looking at her nails and blatantly ignoring any of the signs or sounds that are anti-her.)
Bella Braxton: And her opponent…
(‘We Appreciate Power’ by Grimes hits and the crowd explodes into cheers!)
(In the ring, Veena Adams rolls her eyes and moves off to a corner.)
Bella Braxton: From Frias, Spain… by way of Los Angeles, California…
(Consuela Rose Ava steps out onto the stage and raises her arms up to the crowd!)
Bella Braxton: She is… The Soul of Voltage… CONSUELA RRRROOOOOOOSE AAAAAAAVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(Consuela Rose Ava heads down the ramp, slapping the outstretched hands of Avalites every step of the way. She hops up onto the apron and gives Veena “I’m Watching You” fingers before climbing into the ring. She hops up a couple of those turnbuckles to give the crowd, even more, to cheer about! And boy do they cheer!)
James Peters: This is it right here, Rich! The culmination of Voltage madness at its best! Consuela Rose Ava versus…
Rich Russillo: Veena Adams with the 24/7 Contract hanging in the balance! Yeah, JP! This one’s going to be insane. These two have more than bad blood between them right now.
James Peters: Right you are, partner. I hope everybody’s strapped in because the Official’s calling for the bell…
Rich Russillo: And let loose these two competitors from hell!
James Peters: You just had to rhyme me, didn’t you?
Rich Russillo: You left it wide open.
(Ding Ding Ding!)
James Peters: And there’s the bell!
Rich Russillo: Consuela Rose Ava and Veena Adams each explode out of the corners. They meet up in the center of the ring and the war is on! Not a second is wasted as Consuela Rose Ava lays into Veena Adams with a vicious series of forearms! One! Two! Three! Four! Consuela Rose Ava backing Veena Adams up with each of those heavy-hitting forearms! Consuela Rose Ava has come to Toronto with a mission!
James Peters: And Veena Adams ducks under Consuela Rose Ava’s fifth forearm attempt! Veena Adams catches Consuela Rose Ava right in the gut with a quick jab! Consuela Rose Ava gets her wind knocked loose by Veena Adams! Veena grinning as she comes up on the other side of Consuela Rose Ava! Consuela Rose Ava turns around– and Veena Adams stops her dead in her tracks with a well-timed palm strike! Consuela Rose Ava’s chest is rocked and she actually stops all her forward momentum! Which gives Veena Adams enough time to…
Rich Russillo: Rolling Elbow Strike! Veena Adams lays into Consuela Rose Ava’s face! Ava spins towards the mat and Veena Adams looks smug! She’s enjoying this already and the match has just begun! When you take control this early, you definitely have something to smile about.
James Peters: Consuela Rose Ava only down for second! She’s back on her feet and rushing Veena! Ava lunges for Adams and catches her right across the mid-section, taking Adams down with a textbook Lou Thesz press! Adams hits the mat and Ava stays right on top of her! Ava laying into the face of Veena Adams with a flurry of right and left hands! Adams trying to cover up, trying to protect her face! Ava grabs Adams by the hair and slams her head back into the mat! Again! And again! One final time to knock some sense out of Veena’s skull and Consuela Rose Ava climbs off Veena Adams.
Rich Russillo: Veena Adams rolls onto her stomach to push back up to her feet. Consuela Rose Ava backs off for just a moment, stalking her opponent. Veena Adams gets up to her knees! Consuela Rose Ava is right there with a kick to Veena’s chest! Ava goes for a second one but Veena catches her leg! Ava tries to balance herself but Veena yanks her off her feet! Ava hits the mat! Veena doesn’t let go of Consuela’s leg as she rises to her feet! Veena pulls Ava’s leg to the side and drops her knee right onto Ava’s leg! And again! Adams slams Ava’s leg into the mat and backs off!
James Peters: Consuela Rose Ava in a world of pain here now. She’s favoring her leg as she gets to her feet but I don’t think she’s out of this fight yet! The look in her eyes is fierce, Rich!
Rich Russillo: I don’t think there’s a chance in hell that Consuela Rose Ava is letting Veena Adams walk out of here with her 24/7 Contract without a fight!
James Peters: Maybe even the fight of her career!
Rich Russillo: Ava and Adams are glaring at each other now. Veena presses the offensive by aiming a swift kick at the favored leg of Consuela! Consuela tanks the kick! She doesn’t budge! She doesn’t flinch! Veena looks shocked and goes for another attempt! Consuela tanks it again! Consuela just stares at Veena with a smirk on her face! Veena steps back, looking for a little momentum here…
James Peters: Dropkick! Consuela Rose Ava with the dropkick to the face of Veena Adams! Looks like her legs are just fine!
Rich Russillo: And dandy!
James Peters: Beautiful counter by Consuela Rose Ava right there. And now she’s taking control of this match. Ava has Adams by the hair, dragging her over to the corner. Ava propping Adams up against the bottom turnbuckle. Consuela with a couple of stomps to keep Veena down. Consuela backs off to the corner and running facewash to Veena! Veena crumples against the mat holding her face and Consuela looks like she’s got this match in the bag!
Rich Russillo: She’s certainly feeling herself right now! Something I’d like to be doing as well.
James Peters: Yourself or…?
Rich Russillo: Both, JP. Both.
James Peters: You know what? Same.
Rich Russillo: Veena Adams pulling herself back to her feet. She’s glaring across the ring at Consuela Rose Ava and there she goes! Fueled by humiliated anger, Veena Adams takes Consuela Rose Ava right off her feet with vicious enziguri! Consuela hits the mat hard but Veena’s not letting up! Veena putting the boots to the chest and arms of Consuela Rose Ava! She’s stomping a mudhole into Ava!
James Peters: Not for long! Consuela Rose Ava rolling out of harm’s way there! Veena’s last stomp getting all mat! Consuela back on her feet and catching Veena with a quick hurricanrana to break up her momentum… but VEENA ADAMS LANDS ON HER HANDS AND FLIPS BACK UP TO HER FEET.
Rich Russillo: What?! HOW?!
James Peters: Ava doesn’t know! Ava’s back is to Adams– Veena grabs Consuela around the waist– GERMAN SUPLEX! JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH! Textbook German Suplex by Veena Adams and Consuela is a crumpled heap of competition on the mat!
Rich Russillo: Veena with the bridge! Ava’s shoulders down! Official counting!
James Peters: Only a one count but Veena Adams making her intentions felt here. She is not going to pass up any opportunity to leave this building with the 24/7 Contract in her hands.
Rich Russillo: You’re right about that. Both women are back on their feet now. Veena goes for an elbow strike but Consuela ducks and counters with a leg sweep! Veena hops over that leg and the two stare each other down!
James Peters: Veena and Consuela in each others faces now! No words but the emotions are through the roof! I can feel their passion from here, Rich!
Rich Russillo: Veena Adams just slapped the Ava out of Consuela Rose! Consuela stumbles and Veena tries to capitalize on that Sucker Slap. Veena bounces off the ropes… Cross Body!
James Peters: Wait! Consuela caught her! Consuela Rose reverses that cross body attempt into a modified sideslam backbreaker! Consuela Rose shoves Veena right off her leg and immediately goes for the pin!
James Peters: And Veena Adams gets that shoulder up!
Rich Russillo: Both women showing their gusto in this match as neither one of them stayed down for longer than a one count so far. They both are going to have to dig deep to put the other away.
James Peters: And it looks like Veena Adams is going to be the first do that as she sends Consuela Rose off towards the ropes with an Irish whip! Consuela stops herself from rebounding off but it doesn’t matter because Veena sends her tumbling to the outside with a clothesline! Consuela Rose getting back to her feet and Veena Adams learns to fly! Slingshot springboard dropkick to the outside! Consuela Rose gets knocked right into the barricade!
Rich Russillo: We’ve got a brawl ringside now as Veena Adams pulls Consuela Rose back to her feet. Trading blows right in front of this sold-out crowd in the Rogers Centre! Consuela Rose gets the upper hand– slams Veena’s face into the barricade! Veena stumbles backward and Consuela Rose drops her with a jawbreaker! Veena Adams looking lost as she drops to the Rogers Centre floor!
James Peters: Consuela Rose hopping up onto the apron now and ducking back into the ring… wait a minute, no she’s not. Consuela Rose looking back out to the floor where she can see Veena Adams trying to recover. Consuela’s got a certain look in her eye and she climbs up to that top turnbuckle! She’s waiting for Veena Adams to get to her feet! Veena is still dazed! Consuela Rose… FLYING CLOTHESLINE! HOLY SHIT! VEENA ADAMS JUST GOT TURNED INSIDE OUT!
Rich Russillo: Even Consuela Rose is down after that but she’s not out. Consuela’s the first to stir here and she pulls herself up to her feet. She shakes off the wobbliness and pulls Veena up, rolling her back into the ring. Veena Adams is stirring now too but still looks both dazed and confused. Consuela Rose follows her into the ring and wastes not a second going in for a chokehold!
James Peters: And boy does she have it locked in! Consuela Rose said forget the pin she’s going to choke Veena out for the win! But Veena Adams is not going out without a fight! She pushes back against Consuela and tries to get her knees under her! Veena pushing up, trying to break the hold but Consuela’s got it locked in tight. Consuela Rose forced to grapevine it now as Veena Adams powers up to her knees. Consuela Rose is not letting go! In fact, she’s even putting more pressure on Veena’s throat!
Rich Russillo: Veena digging deeper than she has all night. She fights to keep her eyes open and uses all her will to get herself up to her feet! Consuela Rose is still hanging on! Veena trying to pull at Consuela’s arms but Consuela refuses to let go! Still! Veena backing up and slamming Consuela into the turnbuckle! And another! Consuela’s grip loosens… and Veena drops backward into that corner one more time! Consuela loses her grip! Veena falls forward and scrambles away! Consuela Rose slumps into the corner, leaning against the ropes.
James Peters: Consuela Rose back on her feet and Veena Adams follows suit. They meet up in the center of the ring and Veena Adams is quick with the single leg takedown! Consuela Rose hits the mat hard but she can’t get back up! Because Veena Adams still has her leg! Veena steps over, flipping Consuela Rose over and… Ankle Lock! Ankle Lock from Veena Adams! And they are dead center of the ring! Consuela Rose has nowhere to go!
Rich Russillo: Turnabout is fair play, Consuela! Veena Adams going for the submission win here at Road to Redemption! Consuela Rose fighting to get her ankle free but Veena Adams twists harder! Consuela tries to pull herself to the ropes! Veena Adams yanks her back to the center of the ring! Consuela Rose screaming in pain!
Veena Adams: (off-mic) TAP! FUCKING TAP, YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING BITCH!
James Peters: Consuela Rose feeling the pain right now! The ref’s checking on her! Consuela Rose shaking her head violently! She’s not going to tap! Consuela Rose clenching her fists as Veena Adam twists that ankle of hers even more! I don’t know about you, Rich, but I have no idea how Consuela’s getting out of this one!
Rich Russillo: You’re right. She has absolutely nowhere to go. She can’t reach the ropes! Veena’s not letting up! She’s going to break Consuela’s ankle!
James Peters: I certainly wouldn’t put it past her! She’s like a wild animal in there tonight!
Rich Russillo: Wait… what’s this?! Consuela Rose digging deep this time. She pulls herself up onto her hands! She gets her other foot under her! Veena twists that ankle harder! It’s gonna’ break! But Consuela’s trying to get her balance! She bounces a couple of times on her good foot… and she flips forwards! Consuela Rose rolls through the ankle lock, sending Veena towards the ropes and freeing herself from Veena’s grip!
James Peters: Consuela Rose with the innovate reversal! Getting herself out of dire straights there!
Crowd: CON-SUE-LA! CON-SUE-LA!
James Peters: And listen to this crowd! They are behind Consuela Rose after that amazing show of athleticism! Even Veena Adams can’t believe what just happened!
Rich Russillo: Consuela Rose favoring that ankle as she tries to get to her feet. Veena Adams really did a number on it! Veena Adams doubles the hobbling Consuela Rose over with a quick kick to the stomach! AXE KICK! Consuela Rose sent back down to the mat by that brutal axe kick from Veena Adams! Veena Adams stomps right on Consuela’s bad ankle before the referee backs her off!
James Peters: The official giving Consuela Rose a chance to fight through the pain and this Toronto crowd is on their feet! They are trying to will Consuela Rose back into this match! And I think it might be working because Consuela Rose is pulling herself up to her feet. She pushes away from the ropes and stands tall, as tall as she can while her ankle is in pain.
Rich Russillo: Veena Adams shoves the official out of the way and rushes for Consuela Rose once again! Consuela Rose knocks right into her with a stiff elbow! Veena Adams stutter steps but Consuela Rose is running on straight 24/7 Contract Adrenaline! She leaps off her good foot and sends Veena Adams to the mat with a jumping snapmare! And the momentum changes almost immediately!
James Peters: Consuela Rose stalks Veena as she gets to her knees. Fighting through the pain, Consuela Rose catches Veena Adams right across the face with a hobbling knee strike! She couldn’t quite get a full run out of that but it doesn’t matter! That knee to the face sends Veena sprawling to the mat. Consuela Rose backs off again, leaning back against the ropes and motions for Veena to get up!
Rich Russillo: Veena gets up. Instincts kicking in even though she looks stunned to hell and back. Veena turns around and only gets a moment to react! Consuela Rose… flips over… DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER! THAT’S IT! THAT’S GOTTA’ BE IT! VEENA ADAMS IS DOWN! CONSUELA COVERS!
James Peters: NO! NO! VEENA’S FOOT IS ON THE ROPES! NO! Consuela Rose rolls off Veena and backs off to the corner. Veena laying flat on the mat, trying to find the energy to do anything but lay there. These two have been giving us everything they have and neither one of them is giving up. That 24/7 Contract means more than we can even imagine to these two women, although at the same time this just may be the desire to not let the other come out on top ever again!
Rich Russillo: Veena rolls away from the ropes still trying to get her bearings. Whoa! Look! Consuela Rose is climbing up to the top turnbuckle again! She checks on Veena again but turns her back to the fallen Adams! I think she’s going for the win here! YES! LEMONLIGHT! ASAI MOONSAULT FROM CONSUELA ROSE!
James Peters: BUT NOBODY’S HOME! VEENA ADAMS ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! CONSUELA ROSE SMACKS HARD INTO THE MAT AND SHE’S NOT MOVING, RICH!! SHE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE DEAD! WHAT THE HELL!
Rich Russillo: Veena Adams couldn’t give less of a fuck! She flips Consuela over and hooks the leg! The official is down to count!
James Peters: SHOULDER UP! CONSUELA ROSE GETS HER SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST FUCKING POSSIBLE SECOND! VEENA ADAMS IS FURIOUS!
Rich Russillo: Bullshit! Slow count, Ref!
James Peters: Bullshit to your bullshit! Veena Adams just can’t put Consuela Rose away!
Rich Russillo: Not YET, anyway!
James Peters: Veena Adams grabbing Consuela’s hurt leg now and… SINGLE-LEG CRAB! SHE’S GOT CONSUELA’S HURT ANKLE UNDER HER ARM! Consuela’s screaming in pain right now! Veena Adams may just make her tap with this one. She already did a number on that leg with that ankle lock earlier. I don’t know if Consuela Rose can fight through this much pain.
Rich Russillo: She’s going to have to if she wants to hold on to what she thinks is rightfully hers! Veena Adams pulling back farther on that leg now! HOLY SHIT SHE’S GOT THAT LEG ALL THE WAY BACK! BACK TO CONSUELA’S HEAD! HOW IS SHE NOT TAPPING OUT?! HOW?!
James Peters: SHE’S AN AVA, RICH! CONSUELA ROSE AVA DOESN’T TAP OUT TO THE LIKES OF VEENA ADAMS! Consuela Rose AVA fighting through the pain here! Teeth gritted as she pushes herself up onto her hands! Consuela struggling to get her leg back down but Veena Adams is not letting go! Consuela Rose Ava goes all the way up onto her hands, relieving some of that pressure and uses her good leg to kick Veena right in the face! Veena lets go and stumbles back! Consuela drops back down to the mat and backs up!
Rich Russillo; Consuela struggling to stand. She can barely put any weight onto that leg! But she’s up. She’s on her feet! Kind of!
James Peters: She can do this. If anyone can do this, it’s Consuela Rose Ava.
Rich Russillo: Veena Adams has Consuela in her sights. Veena Adams showing shades of The DEDEDE right now as she goes for an explosive spear! This might end more than the match right here!
James Peters: SPANISH FLY! CONSUELA ROSE AVA COUNTERS THAT SPEAR RIGHT INTO A SPANISH FLY OF DESPERATION! BOTH WOMEN ARE DOWN! THIS IS INSANITY!
Rich Russillo: Neither woman is moving right now. The official’s checking on both Veena and Consuela right now. Official backing off now as both Veena and Consuela Rose stir. They roll away from each other and each is getting to their feet at a slow pace. Veena Adams gets all the way up but Consuela Rose can only get to a knee. Her leg is still hurting pretty bad from all of Veena’s aggressive attention.
James Peters: Veena Adams looking to capitalize here. She rushes for Consuela and lays into her with a cruel penalty kick! Consuela Rose Ava is knocked right back down to the mat. Veena Adams pulls Consuela Rose Ava back up to her feet. Veena Irish whips Consuela into the corner and follows up with a knee strike to her gut! Veena Adams lifting Consuela up now, she’s got her hanging in the tree of woe! The pain that must be coursing through Consuela’s leg now must be incredible! Veena kicks Consuela in the chest before hopping over that rope and onto the apron. A vicious grin appears across Veena’s face as she climbs up to that top turnbuckle. Veena standing tall now and saluting the boo-ing crowd with a sneer!
Rich Russillo: DIVING DOUBLE STOMP! RIGHT INTO THE CHEST OF CONSUELA ROSE AVA! THAT’S IT! THAT’S ALL SHE WROTE! THIS MATCH IS OVER! Veena Adams grabs Consuela and rolls her body to the center of the ring! No hesitation! No waiting! Veena Adams with the cover!
James Peters: YES!
Rich Russillo: WHAT?! NO!
James Peters: CONSUELA ROSE AVA REVERSES THAT PIN! SHE FLIPS VEENA OVER AND SHE TUCKS THE ARM! SHE’S GOING FOR IT! VEENA’S FIGHTING AGAINST IT BUT CONSUELA’S GOT HER! SHE’S GOT IT LOCKED IN! SUELA LOCK! SUELA LOCK! SHE’S GOT IT! SHE’S GOT IT!
Rich Russillo: Veena Adams has nowhere to go! No ropes to grab! Consuela Rose Ava pulling back on Veena’s face! Veena fighting through the pain as much as she can! The official checking on Veena! Veena’s hand hovers over the mat! IS SHE GOING TO TAP?! CAN SHE HOLD ON?!
James Peters: VEENA ADAMS TAPS! THAT’S IT! IT’S OVER! VEENA ADAMS TAPPED OUT TO THE SUELA LOCK!
(DING DING DING!)
(Consuela Rose Ava releases the hold and rolls away as ‘We Appreciate Power’ hits again! The official helps her up to her feet, though the limp is still there. Consuela Rose Ava’s hand is raised to the roar of the sold-out Rogers Centre crowd!)
James Peters: CONSUELA DID IT! CONSUELA MANAGED TO BEAT VEENA ADAMS AND KEEP HER 24/7 CONTRACT! AFTER EVERYTHING THAT VEENA HAS BEEN THROUGH WITH CONSUELA, AND EVEN THE BEATING HEARTS OF VOLTAGE AS A WHOLE, THIS IS A HUGE WIN FOR HER!
Rich Russillo: Consuela did exactly what she likely wanted to do for months, her Veena Adams, and make her tap out! I thought Veena had it but in the end I was wrong, somehow at the very last moment Consuela got out of that pin attempt and held that Suela Lock in long enough for Veena to have to tap!
James Peters: I’m sure tons of people are happy about this, and understandably so! Congratulations Consuela Rose Ava! After everything you’ve been through these months you deserve this!
Rich Russillo: Wait, what just happened?
(Before Consuela could finish her celebration, the lights suddenly completely shut off. All crowd reaction dies down, other than a few quiet murmurs in confusion. Consuela is alone in the ring, and she looks around with both a shocked and confused look, wondering why the lights turned off. She looks around to the announcers and timekeepers area, but nobody seems to know what happened just now.)
James Peters: What the? The lights..? Did something happen backstage or something?
(Consuela seems just about ready to just leave the ring and head backstage, but before she could a whisper begins to echo through the arena, catching her attention, and confusing her more, as she begins to think the lights turning off was no accident.)
“T̶h̴e̶y̵ ̸s̵a̴y̶ ̴I̵ ̴a̸m̶ ̴ e̷x̵c̵i̸t̸a̴b̶l̷e̸!̴ ̸H̶o̸w̴ ̴c̶o̶u̸l̸d̸
̴I̷ ̸n̶o̷t̶ ̴s̵c̴r̴e̶a̸m̷?̵
T̵h̴e̷ ̶S̵w̷i̵s̷s̷ ̶m̵o̷n̴k̴’̷s̵ ̴ t̶o̸n̵s̵u̸r̴e̶
s̴p̴u̷n̶ ̸t̶i̴l̶l̴ ̴i̴t̷ ̵b̵l̶u̷r̸r̷e̴d̶ ̸y̶e̶t̶ ̴h̴i̸s̸ ̶e̸y̴e̷s̸ ̷w̵e̶r̶e̵ ̷s̷t̵i̸l̶l̴.̵”
(The whispers continue, causing even more confusion for Consuela, who at this point is looking around the ring, trying to see what’s going on, if anything serious. Suddenly, the titantron lights up, being the only source of light in the arena, and it doesn’t exactly make it any less confusing for Consuela.)
(Consuela looks closely at the images being displayed on the screen, but she doesn’t understand them at all. They’re not familiar to her, nor does she really see anything connected to her whatsoever. Consuela asks Bella Braxton, who’s outside of the ring, if that’s someone making their entrance, but Bella has no clue. Consuela looks closer at the screen, but the whispers continue, creating an unsettling yet confusing feeling around the arena.)
“W̶ ̵h̵ ̶a̴ ̸t̷ ̶.̷ ̶i̶ ̵s̵ ̶ ̵a̵ ̴.̸ ̴f̸ ̶a̶ ̷c̴ ̴e̵ ̴?̸”
(The strange silhouettes and whispers continue, but Consuela can’t help but stare at the titantron, seemingly frozen. Suddenly, the lights turn back on. There’s a man behind Consuela, and the crowd explodes at the sight. Consuela continues looking at the screen, the one thing that hasn’t gone out yet as the whispers did stop, but hearing the crowd grow louder makes her feel like something flew by her head, or if they understood something she didn’t.)
Rich Russillo: Oh my God.
(The man hasn’t moved at all, and is still just standing behind the unsuspecting Consuela, with nothing but a cold, emotionless look on his face. The crowd grows even louder as the man reaches his arm out to tap Consuela on the shoulder, and when she turns around..)
James Peters: RAVENBEAK!! THE RAVENBEAK CONNECTS, CONSUELA IS OUT, CONSUELA WAS JUST LAID OUT, WHAT ON EARTH IS HAPPENING!? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING, WHY IS HE HERE!? CONSUELA ROSE AVA JUST BEAT VEENA ADAMS, AND OF ALL PEOPLE TO NOT ONLY INTERRUPT HER, BUT ATTACK HER LIKE THIS, HIM!? WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?
Rich Russillo: LARS GRIER JUST LAID OUT CONSUELA ROSE AVA WITH A NASTY SPEAR, THAT’S WHAT JUST HAPPENED!! WE HAVEN’T SEEN THIS MAN IN OVER A YEAR, AND NOW HE’S BACK AND HE JUST TOOK OUT OUR 24/7 CONTRACT HOLDER AFTER BEATING ONE OF HER BIGGEST ENEMIES!? SOMEONE’S GONNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN, WHY IS LARS BACK!? I THOUGHT WE’D NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN! LARS GRIER WAS A MAN MANY VIEWED AS A FUTURE TOP ELITIST IN EAW, AND NOW HE’S BACK, BUT WHY!? WHY DID HE RETURN LIKE THIS!? WHY ATTACK CONSUELA ROSE AVA!?
James Peters: I don’t know if anyone can explain any of this but Lars! None of us know why he’s back, but I’m sure we all want some answers! Honestly, I gotta say I’m a bit spooked right now. There’s so much confusion, and who knows where we’re gonna go from here!
Rich Russillo: Lars Grier isn’t saying a word, and I don’t even know if that was supposed to be some kind of message, or if Lars has some sorta hatred for Consuela, or what! This is all insanely confusing, I don’t even think Consuela realizes what just happened to her! Not too long ago Consuela tapped out the woman who made her time on Voltage a nightmare, and now she’s just been laid out by someone who hasn’t been here for an entire year!
James Peters: I can’t believe my eyes. Lars Grier is back.
(Lars Grier stands over the fallen Consuela Rose Ava, looking down at her unmoving body, keeping that same emotionless glare. He doesn’t say anything, or even pay attention to the officials yelling for him to leave. He finally looks around at the arena, before slowly making his way out of the ring and walking away, as the crowd doesn’t seem to know how to react.)
(Road to Redemption cuts away to a promotional ad.)
(A promo ad for Christmas in Dubai airs, citing exciting matches plus the announcement of the year end award winners.)
(RTR returns and the crowd pops for the next match of the evening!)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen the following is a TABLES LADDERS AND CHAIRS MATCH, and it is for the EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!! Introducing first…
(‘Money and Power’ by Kid INK hits and the crowd explodes into boos. Chris Elite and Ahren Fournier make their way out to the stage, and despite the reaction the two have very smug and confident grins on their faces. You can tell the two believe in their chances of winning, and as they run down the ring they maintain their composure as Gina Romano begins to speak.)
Gina Romano: MAKING THEIR WAY TO THE RING… AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 420 POUNDS… CHRIS ELITE AND AHREN FOURNIER, THE ILLIONAIRES!!!!!
Eve: The ILLIONAIRES have a ton of confidence instilled into them tonight, and honestly why shouldn’t they? We already have seen the two of their careers separately, and together they’ve been a pretty much unstoppable force. Honestly, there’s a very good chance that they just might become tag champs tonight, and then they would’ve done exactly what they said they would from the start.
Deadprez: Maybe, but don’t you feel like Chris has put himself in a tough spot? If Chris goes all out now, what’s he going to bring to the Extreme Elimination Chamber? If Chris doesn’t go all out, would the ILLIONAIRES be able to win the titles still? Confidence is a great thing, but Chris may have also made a mistake, and it’s too late to turn back now.
Gavin Kirkland: Chris and Ahren have been a great team so far, but Minerva and Constance have been a team for far longer. Surely that may help them in some way.
(‘No More’ by Disturbed hits and the crowd continues booing, but after everything that happened the past few weeks the reaction is not nearly as negative as with the former team. Minerva and Constance Blevins make their way out to the stage, and you can see the focus and determination in their eyes as they begin walking down to the ring, not with the same smiles as Ahren and Chris, but instead with a more angered look.)
Gina Romano: AND THEIR OPPONENTS.. AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 245 POUNDS… THEY ARE THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… CONSTANCE BLEVINS AND MINERVA, HEAVENLY H*LL!!!!!
Eve: These two have been through a lot with the ILLIONAIRES, to say the least. From losing their shots at the Chamber to Jamie and Cameron thanks to them, or Constance losing her match against Raven for the Universal Women’s Championship, also thanks to the ILLIONAIRES. Tonight is gonna be their chance at getting payback.
Deadprez: Now Gavin, for once you did say something smart. Not only do these two make a great team, but they’ve been a team for most of this year. Chris and Ahren haven’t teamed up anywhere near as long as them, and I wouldn’t be surprised if teamwork came a long way in a match as chaotic as TLC.
Gavin Kirkland: Yep! I just want these two to retain. I don’t want any guys taking those titles from them, unless Jamie decided to go to the tag division maybe.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Eve: This match is underway! Heavenly H*ll versus the ILLIONAIRES! Constance and Minerva seem ready to start this match- but the ILLIONAIRES seem to be in no rush as they roll right out of the ring! I’m sure Chris especially is in no rush seeing as he does have to compete in an Extreme Elimination Chamber later tonight. Chris bringing a ladder into the ring as Ahren Fournier grabs a chair, and it looks like the two are finally about to get back into the ring to start things off!
Deadprez: The two are back in the ring- AND THE ILLIONAIRES GO RIGHT AFTER CONSTANCE AND MINERVA- BUT HEAVENLY H*LL WERE PREPARED! MINERVA DUCKED A LARIAT BY CHRIS MEANWHILE CONSTANCE DODGED A CHAIR SHOT BY AHREN, AND NOW THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS ARE TAKING IT IT TO CHRIS AND AHREN! THE ILLIONAIRES GETTING BACKED INTO THE ROPES BY THIS OFFENSE, AND NOW MINERVA AND CONSTANCE BOTH RUN THE ROPES SIMULTANEOUSLY, AND CONSTANCE MANAGES TO SEND AHREN OUT OF THE RING, BUT CHRIS THREW MINERVA OVER HIM, SENDING HER OUT AS WELL! CONSTANCE AND CHRIS BOTH RUNNING THE ROPES NOW, AND THERE’S A SIMULTANEOUS FOSBURY FLOP BY CHRIS, AND SUICIDE DIVE BY CONSTANCE!!
Gavin Kirkland: AHREN AND MINERVA HAVE BEEN TAKEN OUT, AT LEAST FOR NOW, AND NOW CHRIS IS GOING RIGHT AFTER CONSTANCE! CHRIS WITH A KNEE LIFT INTO THE MIDSECTION, AND NOW HE RAMS HER INTO THE BARRICADE! Man.. As cool as the ILLIONAIRES may be, I don’t think I want them to win. Nothing against them, they’re great and all just not..
Gavin Kirkland:… Anyways Constance looks like she’s in a lot of trouble right now! She’s getting relentlessly beaten around the ring right now, almost reminiscent of Chris Brown versus Rihanna. Constance trying to roll into the ring, but Chris follows behind- JUST FOR CONSTANCE TO SMASH THAT STEEL CHAIR OVER HIS HEAD! AHREN BROUGHT THAT CHAIR INTO THE RING, LOOKS LIKE HE JUST PAID FOR IT AS CHRIS FALLS RIGHT BACK OUT TO RINGSIDE!
Eve: Constance now exiting the ring, AND SHE SMASHES THE CHAIR ACROSS THE BACK OF CHRIS ELITE! AND SHE DOES IT AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! CONSTANCE ISN’T STOPPING HERE AS SHE’S REPEATEDLY SMASHING THAT CHAIR OVER HIS BACK! CONSTANCE FINALLY DROPPING THE CHAIR, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS SOMETHING ELSE IN MIND AS SHE LOOKS AT THAT NEARBY LADDER! AS IT STANDS NOW, CONSTANCE MAY ALREADY HAVE A CLEAR PATH TO VICTORY FOR HER TEAM!
Deadprez: Constance bringing that ladder into the ring, and in the meantime it looks like Ahren and Minerva both managed to get back to their feet! You can see Minerva tried to go right back for Chris Elite after how this match started, BUT AHREN’s NOT LETTING HER! AHREN JUST PULLED MINERVA BY THE HAIR, AND NOW HE SMASHES HER FACE ACROSS THE APRON! AHREN MANAGING TO NEUTRALIZE MINERVA JUST A LITTLE WHILE LONGER, AND NOW AHREN ENTERS THE RING TO CONFRONT CONSTANCE BLEVINS!
Gavin Kirkland: CONSTANCE HAD NO CHANCE TO REACT AS SHE JUST GOT INTO THE RING, AND NOW AHREN IS UNLOADING! AHREN WITH REPEATED LEFTS AND RIGHTS SENDING CONSTANCE INTO THE CORNER, AND NOW HE’S JUST STOMPING AWAY AT HER! I GOTTA SAY THIS MATCH HAS BEEN OFF TO AN EXPLOSIVE START, AND RIGHT NOW IT LOOKS LIKE THE TIDES ARE TURNING TO THE ILLIONAIRES FAVOR THANKS TO AHREN’S RECOVERY!
Eve: THAT DOESN’T LAST TOO LONG THOUGH! MINERVA MANAGED TO RECOVER FAIRLY QUICKLY, AND NOW SHE ATTACKS AHREN FROM BEHIND TO SAVE HER PARTNER! MINERVA ATTACKING AHREN AND GETTING HIM AWAY FROM THE CORNER, IN THE MEANTIME ALLOWING CONSTANCE TO GET BACK UP! BOTH WOMEN WITH A DOUBLE KNEE LIFT INTO THE MIDSECTION, AND NOW THE TWO WITH CLUBBING BLOWS TO THE BACK! CONSTANCE SLOWLY PICKING AHREN UP, AND THEY’RE AIMING TO TAKE HIM OUT OF THIS MATCH AS CONSTANCE SETS UP FOR THE LIONESSPRIDE!! MINERVA OFF THE ROPES!!
Deadprez: AHREN WITH A BOOT TO MINERVA’S FACE, AND A PUNCH TO THE FACE OF CONSTANCE, FIGHTING BOTH WOMEN OFF OF HIM! AHREN NOW GRABBING CONSTANCE FROM BEHIND, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S SETTING UP FOR SOMETHING! THE CLIMAX- NO!! THE CLIMAX DOESN’T CONNECT AS CONSTANCE USES HER FOOT TO PUSH AHREN BACK!!
Gavin Kirkland: RIGHT INTO THE DARK FROM MINERVA!! MINERVA JUST SPIT THAT BLACK MIST RIGHT INTO AHREN’S EYES, AND THAT’S ALL LEGAL HERE, REMEMBER! IT LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE GONNA SET UP FOR TAKE TWO NOW AS CONSTANCE ONCE AGAIN GETS AHREN IN POSITION FOR THE LIONESSPRIDE, ONLY THIS TIME I DON’T KNOW IF HE’LL BE ABLE TO COUNTER IT! MINERVA NOW OFF THE ROPES!!
Eve: NO!! CHRIS ELITE JUST PULLED THE ROPES DOWN, CAUSING MINERVA TO FLY RIGHT OVER THEM AND OUT OF THE RING! CONSTANCE LETTING GO OF AHREN REALIZING WHAT JUST HAPPENED, BUT NOW HERE COMES CHRIS! SPRINGBOARD UPPERCUT!! IF I WERE CHRIS I’D WANT TO TAKE A BACK SEAT IN THIS MATCH SEEING AS THERE’S A CHAMBER COMING UP, BUT YOU CAN SEE CHRIS WANTS TO BECOME A TAG TEAM CHAMPION JUST AS MUCH AS HE WANTS TO BECOME ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!
Deadprez: AHREN STILL SEEMS TO BE TRYING TO GET THE MIST OUT OF HIS EYES, SO NOW CHRIS IS TAKING THE TIME TO SET THE LADDER UP! IF CHRIS COULD MANAGE TO GET THE VICTORY THIS EARLY ON, SHOCKING WOULDN’T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT! CHRIS CLIMBING UP THE LADDER NOW- BUT MINERVA MANAGES TO GET BACK INTO THE RING! SHE COULDN’T CLIMB UP TO THE OTHER SIDE, INSTEAD SHE GOES STRAIGHT AFTER CHRIS, HITTING HIM IN THE BACK!
Gavin Kirkland: CONSTANCE IS GETTING BACK UP, AND I THINK SHE WANTS TO CLIMB UP THE OTHER SIDE, BUT LOOK! AHREN IS BACK IN IT AS HE THROWS HER SHOULDER FIRST INTO THAT RING POST!! IN THE MEANTIME MINERVA MANAGED TO GET CHRIS OFF OF THE LADDER- BUT HERE COMES AHREN BEFORE MINERVA COULD CAPITALIZE!! PROTECT YA NECK!!
Eve: MINERVA MANAGED TO DUCK IT AT THE LAST SECOND, AND SHE SENDS AHREN OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE! CHRIS LOOKS READY TO ATTACK THOUGH! LOOK OUT MINERVA- BOX OFFICE SMASH!!! WAIT NO, MINERVA JUST MANAGED TO DUCK THAT AS WELL, AND SHE JUST LOW BLOWED CHRIS ELITE!! MINERVA JUST KICKED CHRIS BELOW THE BELT, AND NOW MINERVA LOOKS LIKE SHE’S READY TO MAKE HER WAY UP TO THE TAG BELTS!
Deadprez: MINERVA IS FIXING THE LADDERS POSITIONING, AND NOW SHE’S MAKING THE CLIMB! I THINK SHE’S GONNA DO IT, I THINK MINERVA’S GONNA HELP HEAVENLY H*LL RETAIN THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS! AHREN FOURNIER IS BEGINNING TO GET BACK UP, BUT CAN HE STOP MINERVA, OR WILL IT BE TOO LATE!? CHRIS IS DOWN! CONSTANCE IS DOWN! IT’S ALL UP TO MINERVA AND AHREN RIGHT NOW-
Gavin Kirkland: AND AHREN JUST THREW A STEEL CHAIR AT MINERVA’S BACK!! AHREN BUYING HIMSELF SOME TIME AS THAT CHAIR CONNECTED WITH MINERVA’S BACK, CAUSING HER TO STEP DOWN A RUNG, AND NOW AHREN IS ENTERING THE RING! AHREN PICKING THAT STEEL CHAIR BACK UP, AND HE WHACKS MINERVA RIGHT IN THE BACK WITH IT! AND THERE’S ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT! AND ONE MORE, CAUSING MINERVA TO FALL OFF THE LADDER! AHREN NOW RUNNING THE ROPES, PROTECT YA NECK!!! IT CONNECTS!!!
Eve: BUT THERE’S CONSTANCE FROM BEHIND!! SHE SETS UP FOR IT ONE LAST TIME BUT THIS TIME SHE DOESN’T WAIT FOR THE TAG MOVE! LIONESSPRIDE!!! THE LIONESSPRIDE CONNECTS, MEANING NOW BOTH AHREN AND MINERVA HAVE ONCE AGAIN BEEN TAKEN OUT! ALL THAT’S LEFT NOW IS CONSTANCE BLEVINS AND THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS AS SHE BEGINS CLIMBING THE LADDER!
Deadprez: I THINK YOU FORGOT ABOUT SOMEONE! CHRIS ELITE NOW IS GRABBING CONSTANCE AND PULLING HER RIGHT OFF THE LADDER IN A POWERBOMB POSITION! THIS COULD OBVIOUSLY ONLY MEAN BAD THINGS FOR CONSTANCE, BUT CONSTANCE IS TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT BEFORE CHRIS COULD GO FOR A MOVE! CHRIS WALKING TOWARDS THE ROPES, AND THERE’S A TABLE AT RINGSIDE JUST ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THOSE ROPES! IF THIS IS GOING HOW I THINK IT IS, THIS COULD BE BAD FOR CONSTANCE! POWERBOMB INTO THE TABLE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO!! THANK GOD, CONSTANCE MANAGED TO HANG ONTO THE ROPES, AND NOW SHE’S TRYING TO PULL CHRIS OUT OF THE RING WITH WHAT LOOKS LIKE A HURRICANRANA! SHE MANAGES TO DO IT, AND NOW BOTH COMPETITORS ARE ON THE APRON AS THEY BOTH GET TO THEIR FEET! CONSTANCE GOING FOR A RIGHT HAND, BUT CHRIS DUCKED IT, AND THERE’S A FOREARM! CONSTANCE WITH A FOREARM OF HER OWN IN RESPONSE, BUT THERE’S A KICK BY ELITE, SENDING CONSTANCE INTO THE RINGPOST!
Eve: CONSTANCE RESPONDS WITH A SPEAR, BARELY MANAGING TO MISS THE TABLE!! THAT TABLE IS SAFE BUT THAT DOESN’T TAKE AWAY FROM THE DAMAGE THAT MUST’VE BEEN RECEIVED AS CONSTANCE JUST SPEARED CHRIS ELITE OFF OF THE APRON! NEITHER COMPETITOR IS GETTING BACK UP TO THEIR FEET YET, AND I SUPPOSE THOSE ARE THE CONSEQUENCES AFTER TAKING SUCH A HUGE RISK!! AHREN AND MINERVA ARE BEGINNING TO STIR, AND HONESTLY I COULDN’T TELL YOU MYSELF HOW THIS ONE IS GOING TO END! ALL FOUR COMPETITORS ARE DOING WHAT THEY CAN TO KEEP EACH OTHER DOWN, AND AS IT STANDS NOW IT’S JUST NOT WORKING!
Deadprez: Minerva slowly rolls out of the ring, creating space from her and Ahren, and the first thing she does is look under the ring! Minerva taking out, ANOTHER LADDER, BUT SHE’S NOT BRINGING THIS ONE INTO THE RING! MINERVA SETTING IT UP ON THE BARRICADE AND APRON, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S MADE SOME SORTA LADDER BRIDGE! MINERVA LOOKING UNDER THE RING ONCE MORE, AND NOW SHE TAKES OUT A TABLE, AND SHE BRINGS IT INTO THE RING! MINERVA ENTERING THE RING AS WELL, BUT AHREN WAS WAITING FOR HER! ANOTHER PROTECT YA NECK!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! MINERVA WITH A POKE TO THE EYE, AND NOW SHE PULLS AHREN IN! REVERSE STO!! MINERVA NOW SETTING THAT TABLE UP IN THE CORNER, AND HONESTLY I DON’T LIKE THE IDEA OF YET ANOTHER TABLE COMING INTO PLAY HERE AFTER CONSTANCE AND CHRIS NEARLY WENT THROUGH ONE NOT TOO LONG AGO! MINERVA PICKING AHREN UP, AND SHE RAMS HIM INTO THE TABLE!!
Eve: NO! AHREN MANAGES TO STOP HIMSELF AT THE LAST MOMENT, AS HE HITS MINERVA WITH AN ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! MINERVA TURNING AROUND HOLDING HER HEAD IN PAIN, AND THERE’S A GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE- NO! MINERVA WITH AN ELBOW OF HER OWN TO STOP THE SUPLEX, NOW WHAT!? MINERVA BACKING UP AS AHREN IS LEANING ON THE TABLE, AND NOW SHE CHARGES IN!!!
Deadprez: RIGHT INTO THE TABLE!!! AHREN DOVE OUT OF THE WAY, AND MINERVA JUST WENT AND PUT HERSELF THROUGH A TABLE!! AHREN COULDN’T HAVE COME ANY CLOSER THERE, BUT NOW HE NEEDS TO CAPITALIZE!! AHREN SLOWLY MAKING HIS WAY UP THE LADDER, IS THIS GONNA BE IT!? ARE THE ILLIONAIRES GOING TO DO IT, ARE THEY ABOUT TO BECOME THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!? AHREN REACHING FOR THE TITLES, HE’S GONNA DO IT!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO HE ISN’T!! CONSTANCE HAS MADE HER WAY BACK INTO THIS MATCH, AND SHE MADE HER WAY RIGHT UP THE LADDER!! CONSTANCE WITH A FOREARM ON AHREN, CAUSING HIM TO TEMPORARILY LOSE HIS BALANCE!! AHREN RESPONDING WITH A FOREARM OF HIS OWN, AND THINGS AREN’T LOOKING GOOD HERE FOR EITHER COMPETITOR! NOW IT’S CONSTANCE WITH ANOTHER FOREARM! NOW AHREN! NOW CONSTANCE! NOW AHREN! NOW CONSTANCE! CONSTANCE NOW GETTING THE UPPER HAND AS SHE’S REPEATEDLY HITTING THESE FOREARMS! CONSTANCE NOW SMASHING AHREN’S HEAD ONTO THE LADDER, AND NOW LOOK, SHE’S REACHING FOR THE TITLES!
Eve: BUT THERE’S CHRIS ELITE!! CHRIS HITTING CONSTANCE FROM BEHIND, CAUSING HER TO DROP DOWN A RUNG! RIGHT NOW SHE’S OUTNUMBERED AS IT LOOKS LIKE CHRIS IS TRYING TO PULL CONSTANCE DOWN- BUT CONSTANCE MANAGES TO KICK CHRIS AWAY! AHREN WITH A PUNCH RIGHT TO THE FACE THOUGH, AND THAT SENDS CONSTANCE DOWN ANOTHER RUNG! CHRIS NOW MANAGING TO PULL CONSTANCE DOWN THIS TIME- BUT THERE’S A STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI, DROPPING CHRIS TO A KNEE! CONSTANCE RUNNING TOWARDS AHREN NOW, AND SHE PULLS AHREN OFF THE LADDER!
Deadprez: CONSTANCE NOW LOOKING FOR THAT FISHERMAN’S SUPLEX- BUT AHREN WITH A PUNCH TO THE MIDSECTION, CAUSING CONSTANCE TO LET GO! HEAD SHOT BY CHRIS!!! CONSTANCE JUST GOT NAILED WITH THAT PELE KICK, AND NOW AHREN GRABS HER FROM BEHIND! THE CLIMAX- NO! CONSTANCE AT THE LAST MOMENT MANAGED TO RAM AHREN INTO THE LADDER, TIPPING IT OVER AND DROPPING BOTH COMPETITORS! CHRIS NOW IS GOING AFTER CONSTANCE AS THE NUMBERS GAME PROVES SUCCESSFUL ONCE AGAIN, BUT CONSTANCE MAY HAVE BOUGHT SOME TIME BY TAKING DOWN THE LADDER!
Gavin Kirkland: CHRIS ELITE NOW JUST STOMPING CONSTANCE OUT, AND RIGHT NOW SHE MAY BE OUT OF IT! CHRIS NOW PICKING CONSTANCE UP- BUT CONSTANCE JUST SLAPS HIM IN THE FACE! I DON’T KNOW IF CONSTANCE REALLY THINKS SHE CAN TAKE ON BOTH AHREN AND CHRIS, OR IF SHE’S JUST TRYING TO BUY SOME TIME FOR MINERVA TO GET BACK INTO THIS, BUT SHE’S GETTING TORN UP RIGHT NOW AS CHRIS SIMPLY JUST KICKS HER BACK DOWN!
Eve: CONSTANCE IS USING THE ROPES TO TRY AND PULL HERSELF UP, BUT AHREN DELIVERS A KNEE RIGHT INTO HER MIDSECTION! AHREN WITH AN IRISH WHIP, AND THERE’S A BACK BODY DROP ON CONSTANCE! CHRIS NOW, FOLLOWING IT UP WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT!! AHREN NOW GRABBING THAT LADDER, AND THIS COULD BE IT! CONSTANCE IS DOWN AND OUT, AND BOTH ILLIONAIRES ARE IN THE RING! AT THIS RATE, I THINK WE’RE ABOUT TO SEE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS-
Deadprez: MINERVA WITH A BROKEN TABLE PIECE RIGHT INTO THE MIDSECTION OF CHRIS ELITE! MINERVA NOW, SLAMMING IT OVER HIS BACK! AHREN NOW TRYING TO THROW MINERVA OUT OF THE RING, BUT MINERVA TURNS IT AROUND AND SENDS AHREN OVER THE TOP ROPE! AHREN LANDS ON THE APRON, BUT A HUGE DROPKICK BY MINERVA SENDS HIM RIGHT OFF OF IT! CHRIS IS TRYING TO GET BACK UP, BUT MINERVA GRABS THAT STEEL CHAIR FROM EARLIER, AND SLAMS THAT INTO HIS BACK AS WELL! POOR CHRIS, THE MAN HAS AN EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER LATER ON!
Gavin Kirkland: AHREN IS ON HIS FEET, BUT NOW MINERVA RUNS THE ROPES! BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK!! MINERVA IS A ONE WOMAN WRECKING CREW RIGHT NOW, AND IT LOOKS LIKE CONSTANCE FIGHTING AS LONG AS SHE DID WORKED AS MINERVA IS SINGLE-HANDEDLY TAKING OUT THE ILLIONAIRES!! MINERVA NOW, SENDING AHREN RIGHT INTO OUR ANNOUNCEMENT TABLE! AHREN HOLDING HIS STOMACH AFTER THAT, AND NOW MINERVA IS BRINGING AHREN TOWARDS THAT LADDER BRIDGE, AND SHE SLAMS HIS HEAD RIGHT ONTO THE LADDER! MINERVA NOW SETTING AHREN ON THE LADDER, AND I DON’T LIKE THIS, NOT ONE BIT! MINERVA NOW GOING UP TO THE TOP ROPE!
Eve: WAIT, WHAT!? CHRIS ELITE JUST SPRINTED UP TO THE TOP ROPE, WHAT IS HE THINKING!? CHRIS, THINK OF THE CONSEQUENCES, THIS ISN’T YOUR ONLY MATCH TONIGHT! OH MY GOD!! BROOKLYN HIGH, THROUGH THE LADDER!!!! CHRIS ELITE JUST HIT A HUGE SPANISH FLY GOING THROUGH THAT LADDER BRIDGE, AND LOOK AT THAT!!! AT THE LAST SECOND, AHREN MANAGED TO ROLL OFF OF THE LADDER!! AHREN IS SAFE, BUT CHRIS AND MINERVA HAVE TO BE DOWN AND OUT! WHAT ON EARTH, WHAT DID WE JUST SEE!?
Deadprez: Ahren and Constance are barely even awake as is, but you can just see the shock in their eyes as their partners may have just been taken out of this match! Ahren now is slowly beginning to make his way back into the ring as Constance is starting to get back up, and I’ve gotta say I’m interested to see where we even go from here. It looks like this match has been shortened down to a one on one match, but even Constance Blevins, who’s still in this can’t help but look worried for Minerva! Someone needs to get out here and see if Chris and Minerva are okay! WAIT, AHREN UP THE LADDER! AHREN’S CLIMBING UP THE LADDER WHILE CONSTANCE IS DISTRACTED!
Gavin Kirkland: CONSTANCE JUST NOW REALIZING IT, AND NOW SHE CLIMBS UP AS WELL! AHREN IS SO CLOSE TO GRABBING THE TITLES- BUT CONSTANCE ONCE AGAIN JUST BARELY MANAGES TO STOP AHREN, JUST BEFORE HE COULD GRAB THE TITLES! AHREN NEARLY MANAGED TO CAPITALIZE PERFECTLY OFF OF A BAD SITUATION, BUT CONSTANCE IS STILL IN THIS! CONSTANCE WITH REPEATED PUNCHES TO AHREN, CAUSING HIM TO SLOWLY DROP DOWN THE LADDER, BUT CONSTANCE IS FOLLOWING BEHIND, LIKELY REALIZING NOW’S NOT THE TIME TO REACH FOR THE TITLES!
Eve: BOTH COMPETITORS NOW MEETING EACH OTHER TOE TO TOE, AND THEY’RE GOING RIGHT AFTER EACH OTHER TRADING LEFTS AND RIGHTS! AHREN GAINS THE ADVANTAGE AS HE SENDS CONSTANCE INTO THE ROPES, BUT CONSTANCE RESPONDS WITH A CALF KICK! AHREN STUMBLING INTO THE CORNER, AND CONSTANCE CHARGES IN- RIGHT INTO A BOOT TO THE FACE BY AHREN! AHREN NOW IRISH WHIPPING CONSTANCE INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER, AND THIS TIME IT’S HIM THAT CHARGES IN!
Deadprez: CONSTANCE CATCHES AHREN, AND THERE’S A REVERSE STO INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! AHREN HOLDING HIS FACE AS CONSTANCE THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! AHREN HANGS ON AS THAT’S THE SAME AREA WHERE THAT TABLE IS, BUT CONSTANCE NOW RUNS THE ROPES- RIGHT INTO A FOREARM BY AHREN! AHREN NOW GRABBING CONSTANCE BY THE BACK OF THE NECK, AND HE SHOVES HER FACE FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! CONSTANCE STOPPED HERSELF, AND MANAGED TO INSTEAD CLIMB UP TO THE TOP ROPE! THE TWO ARE JUST OVER THAT TABLE, THIS COULD BE BAD! AHREN CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP- BUT HE THINKS BETTER OF HIS DECISION AS HE CHANGES HIS POSITION TOWARDS THE INSIDE OF THE RING! IT LOOKS LIKE AHREN IS STILL SETTING UP FOR A SUPERPLEX, OR SOME SORT OF TOP ROPE MOVE THOUGH, WHAT’S HE GONNA DO!? NOTHING! CONSTANCE MANAGES TO PUSH AHREN OFF OF THE TOP ROPE, AND NOW SHE GOES FOR A DIVE AS AHREN LANDED ON HIS FEET!
Eve: AHREN DODGES THE DIVE, GETTING BEHIND CONSTANCE AND GRABBING HER! THE CLIMAX!! THE CLIMAX CONNECTS, THE RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE CONNECTS PERFECTLY AND BOTH COMPETITORS DROP TO THE MAT! AS IT STANDS RIGHT NOW NOBODY IS CAPABLE OF GETTING BACK TO THEIR FEET, MUCH LESS CLIMBING UP THAT LADDER AND GETTING THOSE TITLES, HOW IS THIS MATCH EVER GOING TO END, WHO’S GONNA BE ABLE TO WALK AWAY WITH THE WIN!?
Deadprez: AHREN IS SLOWLY CRAWLING TOWARDS THE CORNER! HE LOOKS MORE THAN EXHAUSTED, BUT OBVIOUSLY IF HE WANTS TO HAVE A CHANCE AT GETTING THOSE TITLES, HE NEEDS TO MAKE SURE CONSTANCE IS DOWN FOR GOOD! AHREN SEEMINGLY WAITING FOR CONSTANCE TO GET UP, AND ONLY GOD KNOWS WHAT HE COULD STILL BE GOING FOR AT THIS TIME OF THE MATCH! CONSTANCE SLOWLY GETTING BACK TO BOTH KNEES, AND NOW AHREN IS CHARGING IN, STORYBOOK ENDING!!!
Gavin Kirkland: IT DOESN’T CONNECT!! THE STORYBOOK ENDING DOESN’T CONNECT, CONSTANCE BARELY MANAGED TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY, AND NOW SHE GRABS THE STEEL CHAIR AND SLAMS IT ACROSS AHREN’S LEG! CONSTANCE NOW CRAWLING OVER TO THE LADDER, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S JUST TRYING TO REACH THOSE TITLES AT THIS POINT! CONSTANCE USING THE LADDER TO PULL HERSELF UP, AND NOW SHE’S BEGINNING TO CLIMB! AHREN IS TRYING TO STOP HER, BUT CONSTANCE HITS AHREN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR ONCE MORE BEFORE THROWING IT OUT OF THE RING! CONSTANCE CLIMBING AS FAR AS SHE CAN, IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S HOPING TO STEAL THIS!
Eve: NO! AHREN NOW RUNNING OVER TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE LADDER, AND HE FOLLOWS CONSTANCE UP TO THE TOP! THIS IS A SCENE WE’VE SEEN MULTIPLE TIMES IN THIS MATCH ALREADY, BUT EVEN NOW WE HAVE YET TO SEE A CONCLUSION! WHO’S GOING TO WIN THIS MATCH!? BOTH COMPETITORS TRADING LEFTS AND RIGHTS RIGHT NOW, AND NEITHER OF THEM ARE LETTING UP! AHREN QUICKLY TRYING TO REACH FOR THE TITLES, BUT CONSTANCE PUSHES HIS ARMS AWAY! CONSTANCE NOW REACHING FOR THE TITLES HERSELF, JUST FOR THE SAME RESULT AS AHREN PUSHES HERS AWAY! WAIT, LOOK WHO’S HERE!
Deadprez: CHRIS ELITE AND MINERVA, THEY’VE SOMEHOW MADE IT BACK INTO ACTION, AND I’M NOT SURE WHETHER OR NOT IT’S OUT OF PURE ADRENALINE, BUT THEY’RE STILL IN THIS MATCH! CHRIS IS PULLING CONSTANCE BACK INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION, MEANWHILE MINERVA JUST DRAGS AHREN OFF THE LADDER! WHAT’S ABOUT TO HAPPEN!? BOTH COMPETITORS SETTING THEIR SIGHTS AT THE SAME PAIR OF ROPES, AND THEY BOTH CHARGE!! OH MY GOD, MINERVA JUST SENT AHREN THROUGH THE ROPES, AND CHRIS ELITE JUST POWERBOMBED CONSTANCE OVER THE TOP! BOTH AHREN AND CONSTANCE JUST WENT CRASHING INTO THE SAME TABLE, BUT I DON’T THINK NEITHER MINERVA NOR CHRIS REALIZED WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO THEIR PARTNERS!
Gavin Kirkland: CHRIS AND MINERVA NOW HAVING A BRAWL RIGHT BEFORE OUR EYES, AND IT’S CHRIS WHO’S OVERPOWERING MINERVA AS HE MANAGES TO TOSS HER INTO THE ROPES! MINERVA DUCKS A CLOTHESLINE BY CHRIS THOUGH, AND THERE’S A LOU THESZ PRESS! MINERVA NOW WITH REPEATED MOUNTED PUNCHES TO CHRIS, AND NOW MINERVA IS EXITING THE RING, AND FOR SOME REASON IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S LOOKING FOR EVEN MORE!
(After those words, Minerva starts taking chair after chair out of the ring, almost creating a pile. The fans all seem to be intrigued as Minerva begins setting up all the chairs outside of the ring making two small rows of chairs facing each other vertically from the post, with even more chairs on top of the seats. Minerva does keep one chair however, and brings it into the ring with her.)
Eve: Minerva making what almost looks like some kinda bed of chairs or something, and I can only wonder what something like that would be used for. In the meantime though, Minerva is setting that chair up around Chris’s neck, and, oh no. I don’t think I like where this is going! MINERVA PICKING CHRIS UP WITH THAT CHAIR AROUND HIS NECK, AND NOW SHE THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH THE BED OF CHAIRS!! WAIT, NO! CHRIS HANGS ON, CHRIS MANAGES TO HANG ON!
Deadprez: CHRIS MANAGED TO HANG ON, AND NOW HE’S ON THE RING APRON! MINERVA RUNNING THE ROPES- BUT CHRIS QUICKLY MANAGED TO TAKE THAT CHAIR OFF HIS HEAD AND SLAM IT RIGHT OVER MINERVA’S HEAD!! MINERVA LOOKS ABSOLUTELY OUT OF IT AFTER THAT, BUT CHRIS ISN’T DONE YET, AS IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S TRYING TO SET UP FOR A SUPLEX OUT OF THE RING!! PLEASE DON’T, IF THIS CONNECTS BOTH CHRIS AND MINERVA ARE GOING TO FALL INTO A BED OF CHAIRS, AND IF THAT FALL ONTO THE LADDER COULDN’T KEEP THEM DOWN, THAT CERTAINLY WOULD!
Gavin Kirkland: MINERVA WITH THE SUNSET FLIP! MINERVA MANAGED TO ESCAPE THE SUPLEX WITH A GREAT COUNTER, BUT SHE CAN’T ACTUALLY GET CHRIS OFF THE APRON FOR THE POWERBOMB! CHRIS NOW KICKING MINERVA IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD, CAUSING HER TO TUMBLE OVER ONE OF THE CHAIRS AND ONTO THE BED! CHRIS NOW JUMPING OFF THE APRON, AND WITH MULTIPLE PUNCHES IT LOOKS LIKE MINERVA IS OUT! CHRIS LOOKING INSIDE THE RING, I THINK THIS MAY BE HIS CHANCE AS MINERVA IS LAID OUT ON THE CHAIR-BED! Wait… He’s not looking at the ladder, is he…?
Eve: NO! INSTEAD, HE’S SHIFTED HIS ATTENTION TO CONSTANCE BLEVINS! CHRIS NOW THROWING CONSTANCE INTO THE RING, AND GOD I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT HE’S THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW! WAIT, CHRIS PULLING CONSTANCE UP TO THE TOP ROPE WITH HIM, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S TRYING TO PULL HER UP FOR A POWERBOMB! BUT, WHAT’S HE DOING!? WAIT, OH MY GOD! NO! NO! CHRIS TURNING AROUND TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, HE’S GOING TO PUT HIS OWN HEALTH IN JEOPARDY IF HE GOES THROUGH WITH THIS! CHRIS ELITE, WITH A SIT OUT POWERBOMB ONTO THE BED OF CHAIRS, RIGHT ON TOP OF MINERVA!!!
Deadprez: SURELY THIS MATCH NEEDS TO BE CALLED OFF OR SOMETHING, THERE’S NO WAY ANY COMPETITOR SHOULD STILL BE ABLE TO EVEN MOVE AFTER THAT! WHY WOULD CHRIS DO THAT, WHAT WAS HE THINKING!? YOU COULD SEE THAT THE HATRED THESE TWO TEAMS SHARE FOR EACH OTHER MAY HAVE BUBBLED OVER, BUT WHAT CHRIS JUST DID, JUST IMAGINE THE CONDITION HE’LL BE IN BY THE TIME THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER COMES AROUND! THERE’S NOT A SINGLE PERSON MOVING RIGHT NOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIS MATCH NOBODY IS ABLE TO GET UP!
Gavin Kirkland: Oh great, now what? We can’t just end this in a no contest or anything, it’s a TLC match! I don’t know how, but someone needs to find a way to get back up! Someone needs to climb that ladder and win this match! Unfortunately, I don’t see a way for either Minerva or Constance to get back into this match! Constance was just powerbombed from the top rope onto both chairs and her own partner, and I can only imagine how that must’ve felt for Minerva. Being squashed between chairs and.. Constance Blevins.. On second thought, maybe that isn’t so bad.
(A few minutes pass with nothing but near silence, until both Chris Elite and Ahren Fournier show few signs of life. Ahren is the first person actually able to get to his feet as he wasn’t involved with that powerbomb to the chairs, but after seeing the carnage, Ahren makes his way towards Chris Elite to try and help finish this match.)
Eve: Ahren helping Chris back to his feet, and if you ask me I think we may finally be approaching the ending of this match. Chris can barely even stand right now, needing Ahren’s help to get back into the ring, but even so, the Champions are out of it. Ahren repositioning the ladder, and at this point the titles are theirs. Chris waiting in a seated position in the corner as Ahren climbs up the ladder, this match is over- What?
Deadprez: MINERVA IS MOVING! MINERVA IS SOMEHOW BARELY SHOWING SIGNS OF LIFE, BUT AHREN CLEARLY HAS THE MATCH WON, WHAT IS HE DOING!? AHREN IS CLIMBING DOWN THE LADDER, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE JUST SAID SOMETHING TO CHRIS! CHRIS JUST NODDED HIS HEAD AS AHREN EXITS THE RING, I THINK AHREN IS LOOKING TO FINISH HEAVENLY H*LL OFF FOR GOOD! AHREN NOW DRAGGING MINERVA INTO THE RING, AND SHE’S NOW SURROUNDED BY WHO JUST MIGHT BE THE NEXT UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
Gavin Kirkland: CHRIS ELITE MANAGING TO GET BACK UP FINALLY, AND HE’S PUTTING MINERVA ON HIS SHOULDERS IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION! AHREN NOW CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND OH DEAR GOD, I THINK THIS MAY BE IT! THE MOVE TO CLOSE THIS MATCH OUT FOR GOOD! THE ELECTRIC CHAIR AND PROTECT YA NECK COMBINATION, PUT IT ON ICE!!!
Eve: NO!! MINERVA WITH A THUMB TO CHRIS’ EYE, AND CHRIS JUST BARELY STARTING TO LOSE BALANCE! AHREN DOESN’T SEEM COMMITTED TO THE MOVE YET AS AT THIS POINT THERE’S NO ROOM FOR ERROR- BUT NOW MINERVA MANAGES TO ESCAPE CHRIS’ SHOULDERS, BEFORE PUSHING CHRIS RIGHT INTO AHREN, CAUSING AHREN TO LOSE BALANCE ON THE TOP ROPE AS HE FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE! BUT THERE’S AN ENZUIGIRI BY CHRIS, JUST AS HE TURNED AROUND! MINERVA SOMEHOW WAS STARTING TO FIND HER WAY INTO THIS ONE, BUT JUST LIKE THAT HER OFFENSE WAS CUT OFF!
Deadprez: MINERVA SEEMINGLY LIKE A ZOMBIE AT THIS POINT, BUT WHAT SEEMED LIKE LUCK MANAGED TO TEMPORARILY TAKE OUT THE BIGGEST THREAT IN THIS MATCH AS ONCE AGAIN AHREN WAS NOT INVOLVED IN THAT CHAIR MESS THAT WENT ON A WHILE AGO! CHRIS NOW DRAGGING MINERVA UP, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S TRYING TO SET UP FOR THE FACE VALUE- BUT MINERVA MANAGES TO RAM CHRIS INTO THE TURNBUCKLES, DROPPING BOTH COMPETITORS! ARE YOU SERIOUS!? ARE WE SEEING A POTENTIAL COMEBACK RIGHT NOW!?
Gavin Kirkland: AHREN IS STILL UP THOUGH! HE CLEARLY LOOKS FRUSTRATED AS HE GETS INTO THE RING AND IMMEDIATELY GOES AFTER MINERVA WITH HARD HITTING MOUNTED PUNCHES! AHREN LOOKS LIKE HE’S LOST IT, HE HAD THE TITLES AT HIS FINGERTIPS, BUT THE ILLIONAIRES GOT TOO CAUGHT UP IN WANTING TO TAKE MINERVA AND CONSTANCE OUT, AND RIGHT NOW THEY’RE SEEING THE CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR ACTIONS! OR AT LEAST, THEY WOULD BE IF MINERVA WAS IN ANY SHAPE TO DEFEND HERSELF! AHREN IS UNLOADING RIGHT NOW, AND MINERVA CAN’T REALLY DO ANYTHING AS AHREN PICKS HER UP- EXCEPT THAT MAYBE!!
Eve: MINERVA JUST HIT ANOTHER LOW BLOW, THIS TIME ON AHREN FOURNIER!! AS DISCUSSED BEFORE, STUFF LIKE THAT IS LEGAL IN THIS MATCH, AND JUST WHEN MINERVA WAS BACKED INTO A CORNER, SHE ONCE AGAIN USED THAT TO HER ADVANTAGE AS SHE GRABS AHREN FROM BEHIND! TWILIGHT!!! THE TWILIGHT CONNECTS, AND NOW I THINK AHREN IS DONE FOR AS HE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! THAT LEAVES MINERVA AND CHRIS LEFT, WHO’S GONNA WIN, WHO’S GONNA LEAVE ROAD TO REDEMPTION WITH THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!?
Deadprez: MINERVA AND CHRIS ARE BOTH SOMEHOW PULLING THEMSELVES UP TO THEIR FEET, BUT IT’S CHRIS WHO MANAGES TO ATTACK FIRST! MINERVA IS CLEARLY DEFENSELESS AS CHRIS JUST SLAPPED HER IN THE FACE, EVEN WITH NEAR MINIMAL EFFORT BEING PUT INTO IT! CHRIS NOW WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, AND HE FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH THE FACE VALUE!! CHRIS LOOKING TO ADD A LITTLE INSULT TO INJURY THOUGH, AS IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S SETTING UP FOR THE PEOPLE’S MOONSAULT! CHRIS NOW RUNNING THE ROPE-
Gavin Kirkland: CONSTANCE BLEVINS JUST HIT CHRIS IN THE HEAD WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!! IT LOOKS LIKE PAYBACK WAS JUST GIVEN TO CHRIS, BUT HOW!? HOW ON EARTH ARE THE CHAMPS IN THIS AT ALL!? CONSTANCE NOW GETTING BACK INTO THE RING, AND SHE’S HELPING MINERVA UP! IT LOOKS LIKE THE CHAMPS ARE READY TO FINISH THIS! CONSTANCE SETTING UP FOR THE LIONESS PRIDE AS MINERVA BEGINS RUNNING TO THE ROPES, AS QUICKLY AS SHE CAN IN HER CURRENT STATE! FALLEN ANGEL!!! YES!!
Eve: IT CONNECTS!!! THE FALLEN ANGEL CONNECTS, AND CHRIS ELITE LOOKS OUT COLD!! THE FALLEN ANGEL CONNECTS, AND RIGHT NOW I THINK THIS MATCH IS OVER! ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS CLIMB THAT LADDER AND- PROTECT YA NECK!!!
Deadprez: NO!! IT DOESN’T CONNECT, CONSTANCE BARELY MANAGED TO DUCK THE PROTECT YA NECK, AND THERE’S A FOREARM, SENDING AHREN MINERVA’S WAY! PARADISE LOST!!! THE PARADISE LOST CONNECTS, AND THAT’S BOTH MEMBERS OF THE ILLIONAIRES DOWN AND OUT! CONSTANCE NOW SLOWLY MAKING HER WAY UP THE LADDER, AND SHE DOES IT! CONSTANCE GOT THE TITLES, IT’S OVER! THE TAG CHAMPS DON’T CHANGE HANDS!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Gina Romano: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS… AND STILL, EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…. CONSTANCE BLEVINS, MINERVA, HEAVENLY H*LL!!!!!
Eve: THEY DID IT! MINERVA, CONSTANCE BLEVINS, THEY MANAGED TO RETAIN! THEY ARE STILL YOUR UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPION!!
Deadprez: After everything they’ve went through with the ILLIONAIRES, somehow Minerva and Constance managed to endure and in the end, come out as Champions once again! I’ll admit, I didn’t think they’d be able to do it! The ILLIONAIRES seemed like they had everything on track, and they nearly had the match won too! In the end, it was their own greed and desire for leaving nothing left of the Champions that stopped them from actually becoming Champs themselves!
Gavin Kirkland: Thank Gawd the ones with titties won.
Eve:… Anyways, I can only imagine what the ILLIONAIRES are feeling right now, but if I were Chris I’d dust myself off and get back to work, because despite all that just happened, Chris does have an Extreme Elimination Chamber to get through.
Deadprez: I guess that just shows what the man’s willing to do to get his gold. He knows he has another huge match, but still did all he did here. Honestly, Minerva and Constance may have just gotten lucky.
(‘No More’ is playing and the crowd reaction is surprisingly mixed, solely due to the performance by both teams in that match. Constance holds both titles up at the top of the ladder, before slowly making her way down and handing one of them to Minerva. It takes a little while to process the victory after such a chaotic match, but the two finally begin to celebrate their win, as Chris Elite and Ahren Fournier are outside of the ring, both exhausted and furious as they’re forced to watch as Heavenly H*ll managed to retain their titles once again. Road to Redemption once again fades to commercial break.)
(Commercial break for being sexy staring Charlie Marr. No title? No problem. Still with a great beard and gorgeous blue eyes. :wow:)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall…
Crowd: One Fall!
Bella Braxton: AND IS FOR… THE EAW… INTERWIRREEEE CHAMMPPPIONNNSHIP!!!
(‘The Path’ by Senses Fall blasts through the speaker to thunderous boos. Jesse Barlow steps through the curtains and stands on the stage, scanning the Rogers Centre crowd in attendance before marching down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! From Hoboken, New Jersey, weighing in at 210 pounds…. HE IS THE VIRTUOSE!!! JESSSSSEEEEEEEEEE BARRRRLOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!
Rich Russillo: Jesse Barlow has proven himself time and time again why he is championship material and tonight, he gets to solidify that reputation as he gets his chance at the EAW Interwire Championship. But, without a shadow of a doubt, he’s gonna have to go through all layers of hell and energy reserves because what stands in his way of fulfilling his prophecy is Dr. Bethany Blue. One of the most dangerous and evil-minded people on this roster and he’s gonna have his hands full on this one.
(As Jesse Barlow begins his pre-match exercises in his corner, ‘Bad Medicine’ by Bon Jovi starts to play throughout the stadium. With the EAW Interwire Championship around her waist, Dr. Bethany Blue makes her way down the ring.)
Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT! From Miami, Florida, weighing in at 128 pounds, she is the EAW Interrwireee Champion….. DOCTOR…. BETHANNNNNNNYYY BLUEE!!!
James Peters: The doctor has arrived and in Toronto, she has an appointment with a client named Jesse Barlow. This isn’t no usual appointment, this is going to be an appointment full of merciless pain, suffering, and agony. The EAW Interwire Championship is on the line here tonight and add on the No Disqualification stipulation, the Doctor is going to raise hell for Jesse Barlow tonight.
( DING! DING! DING! )
Rich Russillo: This match is underway and the prestigious EAW Interwire Championships up for grabs! Blue and Barlow will collide here tonight under No DQ rules and if your kids are watching, you should probably switch to another channel as a whole because this show will be a bloodfest. Both Jesse Barlow and Dr. Bethany Blue stand-off in the middle of the ring as they start to talk trash to each other.
Dr. Bethany Blue (off-mic) : You should brush your teeth more.
Jesse Barlow (off-mic): What?
James Peters: POW!!!! FOREARM TO THE FACE OF BARLOW!!! This match has officially started as Blue just made Barlow go night-night with that forearm! Barlow reels into the turnbuckles as Blue peppers him with overhand punches. She grabs his arm for an irish whip and sends him into the opposite corner. Blue follows up! BARLOW GETS HIS FEET UP! And sends him rolling into the center of the ring! BARLOW ROLLS INTO THE MAT AND LEAPS UP!!
Rich Russillo: Blue catches him and sat him on the top turnbuckle! AND TAKES HIM OFF THE TURNBUCKLE WITH A PRECISION DROPKICK!! Blue now runs the ropes! SUIIICIIIIIDEEE DIVEEE!!! BUT BARLOW CATCHES HER INTO A SUPLEX!!! AND DEPOSITS HER ONTO THE RINGSIDE MAT WITH A RELEASE SUPLEX!
James Peters: Barlow changes the complexion of this match in a heart-beat as he picks Blue back up! INTO A POWERBOMB!! NO! Blue grabs the ropes and escapes out of the hold. She slides down onto the apron! SLIDING KNEE!! IT CONNECTS!! Barlow is momentarily staggered as she springs off the middle rope! ASAI MOONSAULT!
Rich Russillo: BARLOW CATCHES HER!! BUT BLUE QUICKLY SHIFTS MOMENTUM AND DRILLS HIM WITH A DDT! What a ddt as Blue focuses her attention onto the weapons that lie under the ring. She throws a bunch of steel chairs into the ring and slides a table under the bottom rope. She gathers Barlow back into the ring and hooks his tights! SUPLEX ONTO THE PILE OF CHAIRS!??! NO!
James Peters: Barlow gets out of the hold and connects with a spinning heel kick to the gut. Blue is stunnd as Barlow comes off the ropes! AND JUMPS ONTO BLUE!!! BUT BLUE CATCHES HIM!!! BLUE HAS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS AND FLIPS HIM OVER!!! FALLAWAY SLAM ONTO THE STEEL CHAIRS!! WHAT SHOWCASE OF THE UNDERRATED POWER THAT BLUE POSSESSES! Blue quickly goes for the first pinfall of this match!
Rich Russillo: Barlow gets his shoulder up at two and now Blue tilts the wooden table against the corner. She grabs his arm! AND WHIPS HIM TO THE TABLE!!! Barlow slides into the canvas, avoiding the impact as he rushes back into Blue! BUT IS MET WITH A HUGE BOOT TO THE FACE! Blue hops onto the top turnbuckle!
James Peters: BARLOW GRABS HER LEGS!! THROWS HER OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!! CATCHES HER AND DRIVES HER SPINE INTO HIS KNEE!! A BACKBREAKER AS BARLOW IMMEDIATELY PICKS HER BACK UP! BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX!!
Rich Russillo: KICKOUT! Barlow now applying an old-school headlock around the neck of the Interwire Champion. Jesse slowing down the pace of the match and softening up the champion as Blue begins to fight back with shoulders to the chest. Barlow is on the edge of releasing the hold, but he sinks his fingers into her eyes, blinding her vision and taking her down with a snapmare! FOLLOWED UP WITH A DROP KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! BOTH LEGS HOOKED!
James Peters: Blue powers out yet again! Remember everything is legal so we all know that these two are going to utilise the dirtiest tricks in the game. Barlow muscles her into the corner, overflowing her with european uppercuts before picking her up into a fireman’s carry! HE CARRES HER TOWARDS THE TABLE!! BUT BLUE ESCAPES AND DECKS HIM WITH AN ENZUIGIRI!!
Rich Russillo: Barlow is rocked as Blue charges back into him! Barlow picks her up and hangs her onto the middle rope! BARLOW RUNS, GRABS HER WAIST AND SLIDES DOWN!! SLIDING GERMAN SUPLEX!!! Barlow gets back into the ring and grabs her. BLUE WITH AN EUROPEAN UPPERCUT OUT OF NOWHERE!! Barlow comes off the ropes and drives his knee into her chest! And follows up with a spinning kick to the gut. Now a kick to the face as she sweeps his legs! TAKING HIM DOWN AND JUMPING UP!! CURB STOMP!! NO!!! BLUE CIRCLES AROUND AND HOOKS BOTH ARMS!! AND PLANTS HIM WITH A TIGER SUPLEX!! COVER!
James Peters: KICKOUT!! Blue is now back on her feet as she waits for Barlow to get up her feet! BLUE RUNS INTO BARLOW! SUPERKICK!! NO!! BARLOW DUCKS AND BLASTS HER WITH A DISCUS FOREARM!!! BARLOW NOW LIFTS HER UP INTO A POWERBOMB!! BLUE MANAGES TO FLIP ONTO HER FEET!! SUPERKICK!!! THE TJD CONNECTS AS BLUE PICKS HIM UP!!!! INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY!!
Rich Russillo: DEATHHHH VALLLLEEEYY DRIVERERRR THROUGHHHH THE TABBBBLEE!!!!!! The first table has been broken in this match as Blue quickly goes for the cover!
James Peters: KICKOUT!!!! Barlow silently rolls under the bottom rope as Blue follows behind. Both of them are gathered on the apron as BARLOW DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO HER!! HE LIFTS HER UP!
Rich Russillo: Barlow looking for some type of suplex maneuver onto the apron, but Blue flips over his shoulders and grabs his neck! AND DRIVES HIM ONTO THE APRON WITH A REVERSE DDT!! THE GRADE C2 AS BLUE GETS HIM BACK INTO THE RING! Blue grabs a stethoscope from the apron and raises it into the air. She looks unimpressed as she throws the stethoscope into the crowd and looks under the ring once again.
James Peters: BLUE INTRODUCES A BARBED WIRE STETHOSCOPE INTO THIS MATCH!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?! Blue with dangerous intentions in mind as she gets back into the ring. SHE LIFTS IT UP AND WHIPS IT ACROSS THE BACK OF BARLOW!!! BARLOW IS SCREAMING IN AGONY AS BLUE WHIPS HIM AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!
Rich Russillo: Blue places the stethoscope onto his back and STEPS ON IT, GRINDING THE BARBED WIRE AGAINST HIS FLESH!!! Blue throws the stethoscope away as she comes off the ropes and jumps up! CORKSCREW ELBOW DROP INTO THE CHEST!! COVER!!
James Peters: KICKOUT! Blue quickly picks him back up and wraps his arm around his back! WHIPLASH!! NO!!!! Barlow escaped the hold and shoved her away! BLUE CHARGES BACK INTO HIM! BARLOW GRABS HER ARM AND WHIPS HER INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!! BARLOW RUSHES INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER AND RUNS BACK!! KISSSSS OFFFF DEATTTH!!! THE RUNNING DOUBLE LEGGED DROPKICK AS BARLOW GOES FOR THE PIN!
Rich Russillo: BLUE GETS HER SHOULDER UP!!! Jesse Barlow now slowly approaching the top turnbuckle, looking to go for a high risk maneuver, but Blue springs right onto the top, joining him as he grabs his face! MANDIBLE CLAW!! SAY AHHHHH AS BLUE IS GOING FOR THE CLAW AT THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! Barlow has no idea what to do as he is cornered! He switches over to the adjacent side of the corner, springboarding off the ropes and backflipping off!! SPANNIISSSHHHH FLLLYYY!! WHAT AN UNIQUE WAY TO ESCAPE THE MANDIBLE CLAW!!! WOW!!
James Peters: Barlow is electing to not go for the immediate pin-fall as he gets out of the ring and grabs a baseball bat covered in thumbtacks! He slides it into the ring and looks under the sheets once again! And he pulls out a massive wood pallet? What the hell is on there? ARE THOSE MOUSE TRAPS?!??!?!
Rich Russillo: There are armed mouse traps scattered around that wood board and this could be treacherous for the Doctor! He enters the ring carefully with the board as he plants it onto the ground. He picks up Blue! Blue quickly escapes his grasp, running away as she crawls out of the ring. Barlow is slow to get her as he steps through the ropes. It looks like Blue got something from beneath the ring as Barlow grabs her…
James Peters: BETHANY BLUE SPRAYS BARLOW!!!! BARLOW IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS BLUE JUST IMPLEMENTED SOME TYPE OF SPRAY IN THIS MATCH, POSSIBLY A PEPPER SPRAY AND BARLOW’S VISION IS MOMENTARILY SUSPENDED! Barlow has no idea where he is right now as Doctor is on the top turnbuckle!! SHE LEAPS!!! MISSILE DROPKICK!! AND SENDS BARLOW CRASHING INTO THE BOARD OF MOUSE TRAPS!!!!!
Rich Russillo: THAT’S GOTTA HURT!!!! Mouse traps left and right clicking as everytime Barlow moves, it’s more and more pain! Blue grabs the board, flips it over and tilts it against Barlow! SHE JUMPS UP!! AND CRUSHES THE PALLET ONTO BARLOW WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP, ADDING MORE INSULT TO INJURY!
James Peters: Blue throws the board out of the squared circle and focuses her attention onto the thumbtack baseball bat from earlier! Dr. Bethany Blue Jay is in position as the batter is up! Barlow gets back up to his feet and turns around! BLUE SWINGS!!! BARLOW DUCKS!! STRIKE ONE AS IT COULDN’T CONNECT!
Rich Russillo: Barlow jumps up! PUMP KICK TO THE FACE!! BARLOW GOT HER!! WHAT A PUMP KICK AS BLUE IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS!! However, she still has the bat in her hand. BARLOW RUNS THE ROPES AND SPRINGS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPES!!!!! MOOOOONSAULLT!!! BLUE WITH THE BAT ACROSS THE CHEST!!! A SLOBBER KNOCKER OF A HIT TO THE CHEST AS BLUE QUICKLY DROPS THE BAT AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!
James Peters: NO!!!! Blue quickly rolls out of the ring and looks under the apron sheets once again. She pulls out… A BARBED WIRE STRETCHER?!?!? She chucks it into the ring and steps through the ropes. Blue grabs Barlow’s tights and attempts to lift him up! SUPLEX INTO THE STRETCHER!!
Rich Russillo: Barlow sends down knees into her crown, forcing her to break off the hold as he lands on his feet! BARLOW WITH A SUPERKICK!! Blue falls down to the canvas as Barlow grabs the barbed wire stretcher and tilt it towards the corner. He grabs Blue and wraps his arms around her waist! HE LIFTS HER UP! GERMAN SUPLEX!!
James Peters: NO!! Blue sends shoulder strikes to the face, softening up Barlow as he releases the hold! Blue runs awa- Barlow grabs her legs before she could run off and picks her up off the ground! AND DRIVES HER INTO THE STRETCHER WITH A WHEELBARROW SUPLEX!!!
Rich Russillo: Blue goes bouncing and grinding against the barbed wire discipline around the stretcher! Barlow showing the same brutality and intentions as the champion as he wants to walk out of here tonight dripping in gold. Barlow picks the stretcher back up while Blue endures the pain in the center of the ring. Barlow climbs to the top turnbuckle with it. What the hell is he thinking? He’s on the top!
James Peters: HE SOAARRRS!!! MOONSAULT!!!!! IT CONNECTS!!! BARLOW DRIVES THE BARBED WIRE STRETCHER RIGHT INTO THE HEART OF THE DOCTOR WITH A MOONSAULT AS HE QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER!
Rich Russillo: KICKOUT! Barlow begins to show signs of frustration as he grabs Blue and leans her into the ropes. He steps through the ropes and grabs a steel chair from ringside. Blue is against the ropes, facing ringside as BARLOW DRIVES THE STEEL CHAIR!!!
James Peters: BUT BLUE GETS OUT OF THE WAY AND BARLOW EATS THE STEEL CHAIR!!! WHAT A TURN OF EVENTS AS BLUE RUNS THE ROPES!! SUIICIDDEE DIVVEE!!!!! BARLOW CHUCKS THE STEEL CHAIR RIGHT INTO HER FACE!! Blue is caught up in the ropes as Barlow lifts her up into a suplex! AND FLIPS HER OVER!!!! X-PLEX RELEASE SUPLEX ONTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON!!!
Rich Russillo: Bethany Blue is on the top turnbuckle, looking to go Air Blue! BARLOW THROWS THE STEEL CHAIR INTO BLUE!!! SHE CATCHES IT BUT JESSE QUICKLY FOLLOWS UP WITH A SUPERKICK INTO THE CHAIR!!! BLUE IS STAGGERED AS BARLOW IMMEDIATELY JOINS HER AT THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! GUTWREENCHHH SUPPPERRPLEXXX!!! HE ROLLS UP ONTO HIS FEET!!! AND SLAMS HER DOWN INTO A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!!! COVER!!
James Peters: KICKOUT! Barlow thought that was almost it as he continues to apply gas to the pedal. He’s impatiently biting his nails in the corner while Bethany rises up to her feet! BARLOW CHARGES INTO HER!! THE ABOLLISHERR!!!!! BETHANY COUNTERS IT INTO A SUNSET FLIP!!
Rich Russillo: Both elitists break off the sunset roll and get back up to their feet! Blue circles around Barlow! JUMPING GAMENGIRI KICK TO THE TEMPLE OF BARLOW!! JESSE IS ROCKED AS BLUE COMES BOUNCING OFF THE ROPES!! BARLOW CHUCKS HER INTO THE AIR!!! AND DRIVES HIS FIST INTO HER FACE!! THE REPENT PUNCH AS BARLOW GOES BACK INTO THE CORNER!! Blue got stunned with that punch as BARLOW COMES RUSHING IN!!! FOR THE ABOLLISHER!!!
James Peters: THE REMEDDYY!! BLUE MANAGED TO CONNECT WITH THE CUTTER OUT OF NOWHERE! SHE GOES FOR THE COVER!!
Rich Russillo: NO!!!! BARLOW GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!! Blue quickly moving on as she tries to not be overpowered by her frustrations. Blue grabs his arm and frees up his chest! WHAT THE!! HEART PUNCH!! NO!! BARLOW GRABS HER ARM IN TIME AND TURNS IT INTO THE FUJIWARA ARMBAR!!
James Peters: Barlow taking a page out of the Doctor’s book, using her Dislocation submission, but Blue turns it around and pins Barlow’s shoulders down!
Rich Russillo: Both get back up to their feet at the same time! BARLOW WITH A PUMP KICK TO THE FACE!! HE PICKS HER UP!! AND PlANTS HER WITH A POWERBOMB! STANDING PIN!
James Peters: Barlow immediately releases the pinning predicament and rolls her up onto her knees! HE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! SOCCER KICK!! NO!!! BLUE GRABS HIS LEG AND ROLLS OVER!! AND PUTS HIM IN THE ELEVATED CRAB! SHE CALLS THIS THE FRACTURED AND BARLOW IS TRAPPED DEEP IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Rich Russillo: Barlow is scratching and clawing his way towards the ropes, but there is no rope break in a no disqualification match! Barlow gets to the ropes, but the hold is still intact as he tries to pull himself beneath the bottom rope! Blue quickly relinquishes the Elevated Crab as she kicks Barlow off the apron, sending him falling onto the floor as she runs the ropes! SHE SLIDES DOWN!! BASEBALL SLIDE!!
James Peters: BUT BARLOW THROWS THE APRON SHEETS OVER HER LEGS, TRAPPING HER AS SHE PEPPERS HER WITH RUTHLESS FOREARM SMASHES TO CHEST OVER AND OVER AGAIN! Blue is defenceless as Barlow climbs onto the apron and sprints across!! SOCCER KICK INTO THE EAR!!! Blue might be out as Barlow pulls her back into the ring.. He’s perched on the top turnbuckle! HE SOARRRS!! FLYING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT CONNECTS!!! COVEERR!!!!
Rich Russillo: KICKOUT!!!! Barlow now propels Blue through the ropes out of the ring as he goes over to grab something from beneath the ring. Bethany grabs his legs and takes him down with an ankle block! He is temporarily floored as Blue brings out a table from under the ring! She positions it at ringside as she grabs Barlow and throws him back into the ring.
James Peters: Barlow quickly runs the ropes as Blue steps onto the apron! BARLOW CHARGES INTO BLUE!! ABOLLLLLISHHHHHERRRR THROUGHHH THE TABLEE!!!! HOLLY SHIT!!!! BLUE JUST GOT BROKEN IN HALF AS BARLOW GETS HER BACK INTO THE RING!
Rich Russillo: The Doctor is out as Barlow steps onto the middle rope and grabs her onto the apron…. HE LIFTS HER UP!!!! DEADLIFFT GERMAN SUPPLEXX! NO!!! BLUE LANDS ON HER FEET!!! BARLOW HAS NO IDEA AS HE TURNS AROUND!! BARLOW CHARGES INTO HER! CLOTHESLINE!! BLUE DUCKS AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES!!! SHE LEAPS BACKWARDS INTO BARLOW’S HEAD!!! INVERTED HURRICANRANA!!
James Peters: BARLOW GOT SPIKED BUT HE IS STILL ON HIS FEET!! HE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! V-TRIGGER TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! WHERE THE HELL IS JESSE GETTING HIS ENERGY FROM!?!??!?! HE’S ON THE TOP ROPE!!! HE STEPS OFF!!!! FEARRR OFFFFF GODDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! THE 650 SPLASH CONNECTS AS HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS FOR THE WIN!! NEW CHAMPION!
Rich Russillo: BLUE GETS HER SHOULDER UP!!! BARLOW IS LIVID!!! BARLOW HAS BEEN FIRING ON ALL ENDS AND IT HASN’T BEEN ENOUGH TO AWARD HIM THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!
James Peters: Barlow gingerly slides out of the ring as Blue is still laid out in the middle of the ring. He looks under the ring and brings out, what is that? BARLOW BRINGS OUT A SHOPPING CART?!?!?!
Rich Russillo: Who put a shopping cart under the damn ring? Jesse pulls Blue out of the ring by her feet and picks her up! AND DRIVES HER INTO THE SHOPPING CART!! Blue is seated inside the shopping cart as Barlow takes her up the ramp… What does The Virtuous One have in mind? I THINK HE’S ATTEMPTING TO PUSH HER OFF THE STAGE!!! HE TAKES HER FOR A RIDE!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT BLUE GETS THE MANDIBLE CLAW IN!!! BUT BARLOW DIGS HIS NAILS INTO HER EYES AND UNRELENTESSLY DRIVES HIS SHOULDER INTO THE NOSE OF THE DOCTOR!!! BARLOW IS GIVING HER A NOSE JOB AS WE SPEAK AS HE IS REPEATEDLY BASHING HER FACE IN!! Bethany might be unconscious from those devastating blows to the face as BARLOW RUNS THE CART!
James Peters: AND SENDS BETHANY OFF THE STAGE AND THROUGH THE COLLECTION OF TABLES BELOW!! OH MY GOD!! Barlow putting it all on the line in this EAW Interwire Championship match and he proves how limitless he is! Barlow may have just put Bethany’s career on the sidelines as she has yet to move!
James Peters: Barlow is sitting on the edge of the stage, smiling as he looks upon the destruction he created himself! Medical personnel are attending the injuries of Dr. Bethany Blue, but Barlow shoves them away and grabs her! She drags her up onto the stage and lifts her up into a crucifix. What the hell?!?!?! HE RUNS DOWN THE RAMP WITH HER ON HIS SHOULDERS!! AND SENDS HER LAUNCHING INTO THE RING WITH A CRUCIFIX RELEASE POWERBOMB!
Rich Russillo: Jesse Barlow is showing no mercy in this match as he grabs two steel chairs from ringside and a plastic bottle from under the ring. He lifts the steel chair and SMASHES IT ONTO THE HEAD!!! He gets Blue back up to her feet and BLASTS THE STEEL CHAIR ONCE AGAIN ONTO THE SKULL!!!
James Peters: Blood is gushing and smothering the entire face of Bethany Blue as Barlow has completely opened her up! He grabs the other steel chair and positions it right under Blue’s face. He keeps his foot onto her neck to hold her down and grabs the other steel chair! HE LIFTS UP! CON-CHAIR-TO!!!
Rich Russillo: NO!!! BLUE ROLLED OUT OF THE RING AT THE LAST SECOND AS BARLOW DOESN’T FOLLOW THROUGH WITH IT! BLUE GETS BACK UP TO HER FEET! SUPERKICK!! NO!!! THE TJD KICK DOESN’T CONNECT AS BARLOW SIDESTEPPED!! THE REPENT!!! BLUE DUCKS AND CONNECTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!! BARLOW IS FLOORED AS BLUE GRABS THE MATCHES AND GASOLINE BOTTLE!! I DON’T THINK THIS HAS EVER BEEN DONE BEFORE!!! BLUE IS LITERALLY POURING THE GASOLINE ONTO HER FOOT!!
James Peters: Blue showing that she doesn’t give a single fuck about her own well-being as she lights up the match and sets her boot on fire! BLUE WITH A SINISTER LOOK ON HER FACE AS BARLOW’S EYES CAN’T COMPREHEND WHAT HE IS SEEING!! BARLOW CHARGES INTO BLUE!!! BLUE WITH THE SUPERKICK!!! BLUE DRIVES HER FLAMING FOOT INTO THE FACE WITH THE TJD SUPERKICK AS SHE GOES FOR THE WINNING PIN!
Rich Russillo: NO!!! IT IS NOT ENOUGH!!!!! BARLOW SURVIVES THE HOTTEST SUPERKICK OF ALL TIME AND HOW?!??!! HOW DID BARLOW REACH DEEP INSIDE TO GET HIS SHOULDER UP AFTER THAT!?! The mere impact of that superkick put out the flames! Barlow is nearly dead as Blue picks him back up! SHE GRABS HIS TIGHTS!! FLATTTLIINNNE!!! NO!! BARLOW COUNTERS IT WITH A HURRICANRANA!!!!
James Peters: Blue is sent across the ring as Barlow gets back up to his feet! V-TRIGGER!!! NO!! BARLOW MISSES WITH THE NEVERMORE AS BLUE JUMPS UP!!! TJD!!! BLUE FAILS TO CONNECT WITH HER OWN SIGNATURE AS BARLOW COMES CHARGING IN OFF THE ROPES! AND TURNS HER INSIDE OUT WITH THE ABOLLLISSSSSHHHHHERRR!!!!
Rich Russillo: BLUE IS DOWN!! BLUE IS OUT!!! BARLOW NOW SLOWLY CLIMBING BACK UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!! WE MAY SEE A NEW CHAMPION HERE IN TORONTO!!! 650 SPLASH INCOMING!!!
James Peters: BLUE WITH A LOW BLOW ON THE TOP!!! BLUE RINGING THE JINGLE BELLS OF JESSE BARLOW AS SHE JOINS HIM AT THE TOP!!! HE LIFTS HIM UP!!! FLATTTTTTLINNNNNNNEEE!!!! THE SUPLEX SIT-OUT PILEDRIVER OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AS BLUE GOES FOR THE COVER!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… AND STILL THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION…. DOCTOR…. BETHANNNNY BLUEEE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Dr. Bethany Blue with a career-defining defence tonight, cementing why she deserves to be our EAW Interwire Champion. What a match though, these two put everything on the line and at the end result, we got another extreme classic. But, I’m not surprised these two put on such a clinic. Both are two criminally talented individuals who deserve every second on the spotlight.
James Peters: The Doctor reigns victorious in an amazing match, but Jesse Barlow walks out of the Rogers Centre more than a loss, with that type of aggression and dominance he showed in this match, there’s going to be another championship shot down the line. Congratulations to the Doctor!
( ‘Bad Medicine’ by Bon Jovi cues to a ear-deafening pop from the crowd. Throughout the Rogers Centre, there are ecstatic and disappointed fans as Dr. Bethany Blue gingerly makes her way back up to her feet. She is handed the EAW Interwire Championship as she raises in the air with a proud smile on her face. )
(Road to Redemption once again goes to commercial.)
(Commercial tries to load on the EAW Network but it buffers for too long so you refresh the stream and it returns just as the show comes back.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest scheduled for one fall… IS FOR THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!
(“Jenny From The Block (Track Masters Remix)” by Jennifer Lopez, Jadakiss and Styles P hits as Jenny Cien steps out onto the stage. She takes in her surroundings and grins before making her way to the ring, strutting with confidence)
James Peters: And here she comes, in what is undoubtedly the biggest match of her career up until this point, carrying gold of her own down to the ring… the challenger, Jenny Cien!
Rich Russillo: The Baddie making a promise to leave Road to Redemption tonight as the Universal Women’s World Champion! She enters as The New Breed Champion, she finds herself in the exact same position the current champion Raven Roberts found herself in this time last year! Raven Roberts wasn’t able to leave with the World Championship, Jenny vows she’ll be different.
(The lights cut out and smoke fills the stage as “Mark My Words” by Doll Skin begins to play to cheers from the crowd. Then we see Raven Roberts walk out with a pair of large black wings on her back And the Universal Women’s Championship around her waist. She throws her arms out and poses for the fans.)
“I was born into this,
Won’t hesitate to use my fists,
Break the cuffs around my wrists,
(Raven then goes to walk down the ramp, eyes fixed on the ring. She makes her way down and Walks up the ring steps.)
“I’ve been waiting here for months
To get the nerve to give you what
You deserve for what you’ve done,
(She climbs up the corner turnbuckle from the outside and throws her arms out to the sides, posing at the top as the crowd cheers.)
”I always get… my revenge…
I’ll come out on top… in the end
MARK MY WORDS”
James Peters: AND THE CHAMPION!! What a year it’s been for Raven Roberts, she looks to cap off a career year tonight… retain her championship and head into the new year, the new DECADE looking to make it even better.
Rich Russillo: I don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say that tonight is the toughest challenge Raven Roberts has ever faced… and I’m not talking about just this current title reign… Jenny Cien has a hunger in her that I haven’t seen in quite some time.
(She unlatches her wings and they fall to the ground as she looks out over the crowd once more. She jumps down from the turnbuckle and goes to stand on the second rope for the hard cam before hopping down and walking to her corner.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: The following contest scheduled for one fall… IS FOR THE EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!! Introducing first, the challenger, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania… SHE IS THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION… “THE BADDDDDIEEEE”… JENNNNNYYYYY CIIIIEEEEEEEENNNNN!!
Bella Braxton: And her opponent, residing in Las Vegas, Nevada… SHE IS THE EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPION!!… RAVVVEEENNNNNNNNNN ROOOOOBBBBBBBEEEERRRRTTSSSSSS!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: THERE’S THE BELL AND RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE CIEN CHARGES AT THE CHAMPION, CATCHING HER OFF GUARD AND FORCING HER INTO THE CORNER, RAINING DOWN PUNCHES ACROSS THE UPPER BACK OF ROBERTS!! THE REFEREE STEPS IN TO INTERVENE, AND ROBERTS IS ABLE TO PUSH THE CHALLENGER OFF HER!! Cien is taken off her feet but quickly scrambles back up, she side eyes the referee before refocusing her attention on Roberts!
Rich Russillo: Roberts steps out of the corner, wiping a few strands of hair away from her face, and she lowers herself, dancing around the ring as Cien follows… Cien raises her arm up, Roberts goes to meet it but Cien quickly pulls it back, taunting the champion! This time it’s Roberts who extends out her arm, Cien glances up at it… AND GETS MET WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE GUT!! ROBERTS OUTSMARTING THE CHALLENGER THERE, SHE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A RIGHT HAND TO THE HEAD… CIEN STAGGERS BACK, ROBERTS FIRES AWAY WITH ANOTHER, AND NOW SHE HAS CIEN AGAINST THE ROPES!!
James Peters: ROBERTS SWINGS FOR A THIRD RIGHT HAND BUT THIS TIME JENNY IS ABLE TO DUCK IT AND ESCAPE OUT OF THE ROPES!! Should be noted here that Cien probably has the speed and agility advantage over the champion here! Cien has backed up to the opposite side of the ring here, she and Roberts lock eyes as they once again begin walking around the ring together… and again, no hesitation for the challenger, she lunges forward and applies a headlock to the champion! Cien with the headlock applied but Roberts pushes her off, sending her into the ropes! Cien comes rebounding… and gets right into a shoulder block by the champion!
Rich Russillo: Roberts now runs off the ropes, looking to drop an elbow but Cien is able to roll over onto her stomach and Roberts connects with nothing but canvas! Both back to their feet now, of course still only in the opening stages of this one but it’s been very back and forth! If this is a sign of what’s to come, this is gonna come down to one micro mistake that the other is able to capitalize on!
James Peters: Yet again we find both women standing in the ring, and this time there’s no games to be played, both women charge into the center and lock up! Roberts overpowers the challenger, forcing her back… however Cien uses her advantage of speed to slip behind Roberts… she wraps her arms around her waist… looking to take her down, BUT RAVEN BLOCKS IT! RAVEN GRABS ONTO THE WRISTS OF CIEN AND IS ABLE TO PULL HER GRIP APART, SHE TURNS HERSELF AROUND AND CATCHES CIEN WITH A RIGHT HAND… CIEN FIRES BACK WITH ONE OF HER OWN… ROBERTS WITH ANOTHER, NO DUCKED… QUICK SUPLEX!! CIEN IMMEDIATELY INTO THE COVER!!
ONEEE!!… AND A KICK OUT AT ONE!!
Rich Russillo: Roberts is back to her feet, Jenny goes for her again BUT SHE GETS SWATTED AWAY BY THE CHAMPION… THE CHAMPION NOW RUSHING TOWARDS THE CHALLENGER, SHE LEAPS ON TOP OF HER, ALMOST LIKE A THESZ PRESS HOWEVER NEITHER WOMEN GOES DOWN, INSTEAD THEY’RE FORCED INTO THE CORNER WHERE ROBERTS UNLOADS WITH A FEW KNEES INTO THE MID-SECTION!! SHE GRABS HER BY THE ARM AGAIN AND WHIPS HER INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER… SHE COMES CHARGING WITH ANOTHER KNEE DELIVERED RIGHT TO THE STOMACH OF JENNY CIEN!! ROBERTS THROWS HER INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, CIEN ATTEMPTING TO MAKE IT BACK TO HER FEET… BUT ROBERTS IS COMING FOR HER!!…
James Peters: THE FACELIFT!! CONNECTS!! A HIGH IMPACT MOVE EARLY ON IN THIS MATCH, CIEN FALLS TO THE MAT AND ROBERTS GOES TO COVER HER!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO!! CIEN GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!
James Peters: Cien rolls over, trying to push herself up and the camera, you can see, getting a really good look at her face, I’m not sure if that stunned expression is because of that kick came out of nowhere or because of the actual impact of the kick! Roberts is going to help Cien the rest of the way here, she unloads with a LOUD knife edge chip across the chest of Cien! She again whips her, but this time into the ropes!
Rich Russillo: Cien comes bouncing off them… ROBERTS GOES FOR SOMETHING, BUT WHATEVER IT WAS, IT MISSES WILDLY AS CIEN SLIDES UNDER HER… CIEN NOW FROM BEHIND LEAPS UP AND DELIVERS A BACKSTABBER TO THE CHAMPION!! ROBERTS GETS GOOD AIR AS SHE BOUNCES UP OFF THE IMPACT AND IMMEDIATELY GOES TO GRAB HER LOWER BACK!! BUT NOT BEFORE CIEN CAN DELIVER A STOMP RIGHT TO THAT AREA!! Cien can’t help but smile as the Roberts lays on the mat in pain, not a sinister smile… but one that knows that for the first time in this match, the momentum is firmy on the side of one of these competitors!
James Peters: She delivers a second stomp to the lower back before beginning to pace around the ring. It’s clear to her that’s an area she needs to target but it seems like she’s contemplating exactly what to do! BUT NOW SHE GETS AN IDEA AS SHE SLIDES IN ON HER KNEES AND DELIVERS A SERIES OF ELBOWS TO THAT LOWER BACK!! LEFT ELBOWS TO THE LOWER SPINE AS SHE USES HER OTHER ARM TO STRETCH OUT THE RIGHT ARM OF ROBERTS!! A FEW LAST ELBOWS THROWN IN FOR GOOD MEASURE, AND NOW SHE SWITCHES UP, DIGGING HER KNEE INTO THE LOWER BACK, ALMOST KNEELING ON THE CHAMPION HERE!!
Rich Russillo: And beyond just targeting an injured part of the champion’s body, we have to talk about how this could affect the match going forward! If Cien continues on with these attacks to the back, we may get to a point where Roberts won’t be able to lift her! Cien gets Roberts into a seated position and takes a few steps back… AND NOW DELIVERS A PUNT LIKE KICK TO THAT LOWER BACK… AND ROBERTS LETS OUT A SCREAM, IN OBVIOUS PAIN AS SHE ROLLS OVER TOWARDS THE EDGE OF THE RING!!
James Peters: The champion finds herself playing defense here, on the other side of the ropes she pulls herself up to her feet… BUT RIGHT THERE IS CIEN WHO TAKES HER ARM AND HOOKS HER… LIFTING HER UP, AN IMPRESSIVE DISPLAY OF STRENGTH PULLING HER OVER THE ROPES AND BACK INTO THE RING… BEFORE HANGING HER BACK UP, STOMACH FIRST ON THE TOP ROPE… AND SHE FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A KNEE TO THE HEAD, THE CHAMPION TOPPLES BACK INTO THE RING AND LANDS AWKWARDLY!! AND NOW A STANDING MOONSAULT ONTO THE BACK, DIGGING HER FOREARM IN AS SHE LANDS!!
Rich Russillo: Cien is in control of the champion here and Roberts knows this! She again finds herself moving over towards the ropes… as long as she has a hold of those ropes, or is even near them, Cien can’t win this match! But it doesn’t seem like Cien has any aspirations of that yet anyway, as Roberts pulls herself up in one corner, Cien is primed in another… Roberts needs the help of the ropes as she pulls herself up, that lower back obviously bothering her!… SHE’S UP AND HERE COMES CIEN, MAKING A B LINE STRAIGHT FOR HER!!
James Peters: BUT ROBERTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! A ROUNDHOUSE KICK RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF CIEN’S HEAD!! CIEN GOES DOWN, HER HEAD HITS THE CANVAS AND SHE’S ALMOST IN AN INVERTED V SHAPE!! ROBERTS LEAPS OVER HER AND ROLLS HER INTO A CRADLE!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… CIEN REVERSES THE CRADLE INTO ONE OF HER OWN!!… BUT ROBERTS IMMEDIATELY KICKS OUT!!
Rich Russillo: The closest fall of the match so far, and Cien scrambles back to her feet… despite getting her bell rung she’s still quicker than Roberts! She hops up onto the second rope behind her… AND DELIVERS A CROSSBODY TO THE SPINE!! AGAIN THE CHAMPION IS DOWN!! Cien glances up at the turnbuckle and heads out onto the apron… SHE BEGINS CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE… ROBERTS DOWN… CIEN LEAPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE… ELBOW DROP!! AN ELBOW DROP TO THE SPOILED SPINE!! CIEN IS BACK TO HER FEET… SHE GOES FOR A SECOND STANDING MOONSAULT… BUT ROBERTS ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY OF THIS ONE!!
James Peters: I DON’T KNOW IF ROBERTS MEANT TO DO THAT OR IF SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO GET CLOSE TO THE ROPES AGAIN BUT REGARDLESS OF THE MOTIVE BEHIND IT, THE MOVE DIDN’T CONNECT!! AND NOW ROBERTS SEES AN OPENING, THE FIRST ONE SHE’S HAD IN A WHILE, MAYBE OF THIS WHOLE MATCH!! SHE LEAPS ONTO THE CHALLENGER AND GRABS HER ARM, LOOKING TO APPLY THE WING BREAKER, CIEN THOUGH SO FRESH STILL, HARDLY INJURED AT ALL AND SHE’S FIGHTING BACK HARD, PUNCHES STRAIGHT TO THE FACE, ROBERTS HAS ABSOLUTELY NO SHOT OF GETTING THIS LOCKED IN AND SHE KNOWS THIS SO FOR RIGHT KNOW SHE GIVES UP ON THE HOLD!!
Rich Russillo: Still though, the tide has shifted just a bit, for the first time in a while Roberts finds herself on the offensive! AND ROBERTS MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING BIG HERE!! SHE SETS HERSELF UP ON THE SECOND ROPE… SHE LEAPS OFF AS CIEN MAKES IT BACK TO HER FEET, GRABBING THE HEAD AND LOOKING FOR A TORNADO DDT… BUT OH NO!! SHE’S CAUGHT BY CIEN!! CAUGHT BY CIEN WHO LIFTS HER UP… AND AGAIN BACK ONTO THE ROPES STOMACH FIRST, AND JUST LIKE LAST TIME SHE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A KNEE TO THE HEAD BUT INSTEAD OF FALLING BACK INTO THE RING, ROBERTS DROPS TO THE OUTSIDE IN A HEAP!!
James Peters: ROBERTS ON THE OUTSIDE, TRYING TO MAKE IT BACK TO A VERTICAL BASE… CIEN RUNS OFF THE ROPES… NOW DIVING THROUGH THEM… BUT SHE’S CAUGHT!! ROBERTS CATCHES HER, DROPS HER DOWN…. GRABS A HOLD OF HER LEGS AND SWINGS HER HARD INTO THE BARRICADE!! AND NOW THIS IS IT!! THIS IS RAVEN’S CHANCE TO CAPITALIZE!!
Rich Russillo: BUT CAN SHE?! SHE FALLS BACK AGAINST THE RING, STILL IN PAIN, GRABBING HER SPINE… IF SHE WANTS TO KEEP HER TITLE THOUGH SHE’S GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN!! SHE GETS CIEN BACK TO HER FEET AND THROWS HER INTO THE RING… ROBERTS FOLLOWS… AND DELIVERS A KICK TO THE RIBS!!… SHE WINDS HER LEG BACK AND DELIVERS A SECOND ONE… AND A THIRD!! ROBERTS RIGHT NOW LOOKING TO SIMULTANEOUSLY DELIVER PAIN TO HER OPPONENT WHILE HAVING HER BACK RECOVER, AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT!!
James Peters: CIEN HAS SCRAMBLED INTO THE CORNER, UP AGAINST IT AS ROBERTS CONTINUES TO SEND KICKS INTO HER RIBS AND MID-SECTION!! ROBERTS USING THE ROPES TO ADD A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THESE KICKS… AND NOW ONE LAST FINAL ONE TO THE FACE!! Cien is half sprawled across the bottom rope, heaving as Roberts walks around the ring, she takes a deep breath as she flexes her back and backs into the corner… SHE COMES CHARGING AT CIEN… AND A DRIVE BY KICK TO THE HEAD!! A DRIVE BY KICK DELIVERED RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF CIEN… NOW ROBERTS PULLS HER BACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING… WHERE SHE APPLIES THE THE WING BREAKER!! SHE HAS A HOLD OF CIEN’S ARM AND HAS THE WING BREAKER APPLIED!! THAT KIMURA LOCK IS LOCKED IN!!
Rich Russillo: AND NOW WE GET TO SEE WHAT THE CHALLENGER IS REALLY MADE OF?! WHAT DOES THIS UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP MEAN TO HER?! SHE VOWED SHE WOULD DO WHAT RAVEN COULDN’T DO LAST YEAR… SHE VOWED TO WIN THIS MATCH, THIS TITLE… BUT HERE SHE IS, DEAD CENTER OF THE RING, TRAPPED IN A RELENTLESS SUBMISSION HOLD BY THE CHAMPION… SHE REACHES OUT TOWARDS THE ROPES BUT SHE’S A GOOD 10 FEET AWAY FROM THEM!! RAVEN WRAPS HER LEGS AROUND THE LOWER TORSO OF CIEN… APPLYING MORE TORQUE TO THE ARM!!
James Peters: CIEN IS IN BIG TROUBLE HERE… SHE EXTENDS HER LEGS OUT BUT THEY AREN’T CLOSE TO THE ROPES EITHER, I DON’T THINK RAVEN COULD HAVE APPLIED THIS IN A BETTER AREA OF THE RING!!… AND NOW CIEN… SHE DIGS HER FEET DOWN INTO THE MAT, WHAT IS SHE TRYING TO DO HERE… OH… SHE PUSHES OFF THE CANVAS, LOOKING TO FLIP FORWARD, MAYBE IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET OUT OF THE HOLD!! SHE’S ABLE TO BREAK THROUGH ROBERTS’ LEGS… JOLTING FORWARD… BUT RAVEN ADJUSTS!! RAVEN ADJUSTS AND SLIDES OUT UNDER CIEN… AND NOW WE’RE BACK TO WHERE WE STARTED!! RAVEN ROBERTS HAS THE WING BREAKER LOCKED IN… AND CIEN IS IN A FRANTIC PANIC!!
Rich Russillo: CIEN IS TRYING TO ROTATE, ROTATE HER BODY AND THE BODY OF RAVEN ROBERTS IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET CLOSER TO THE ROPES… AND SHE HAS MANAGED TO DO THAT!! NOW IF SHE CAN GET HER LEG ON THAT BOTTOM ROPE… IF SHE CAN DO IT… SHE’S INCHES AWAY… ONE LAST ATTEMPT AND SHE GETS THERE!! CIEN HOOKS HER FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE AND THE REFEREE INSTRUCTS RAVEN TO BREAK THE HOLD!! RAVEN LETS OUT A SIGH AS SHE FREES THE ARM OF JENNY CIEN, VICTORY WAS SO CLOSE THERE!!
James Peters: Cien slides herself out of the ring, a break in the match here as Cien lays on the floor outside and Raven lays on the floor in the ring. After a few seconds Raven Roberts sits up in the ring and looks over to the outside. She sees Cien laying on the floor and exits the ring. Cien over by the barricade is using the barricade to pull herself to her feet… Cien is unaware that the champion has also exited the ring, and now Roberts has created some distance between the two… SHE COMES CHARGING AT CIEN!!
Rich Russillo: BUT CIEN LEAPS UP, WRAPPING HER LEGS AROUND THE HEAD OF RAVEN ROBERTS… HURRICANRANA!! ROBERTS FLIPPING IN THE AIR AND… OH GOD!! LANDING RIGHT ON THE RING STEPS!! NOT JUST THE RING STEPS BUT THE EDGE, PETERS HER LOWER SPINE, THE ONE THAT JENNY CIEN HAS BEEN ATTACKING ALL MATCH JUST LANDED ON THE EDGE OF THE RING STEPS!! THE CHAMPION IS WRITHING AROUND IN PAIN ON THE FLOOR, A HUGE GASH HAS FORMED AROUND THAT LOWER BACK… SHE’S IN A BAD WAY HERE!! Cien gets her back to her feet and rolls her into the ring, Cien follows…
James Peters: AND DELIVERS A SLAP RIGHT ACROSS THAT HUGE GASH OF ROBERTS’ BACK!! AGAIN SHE LETS OUT A SCREAM AND WRITHES AROUND THE MAT IN AGONY… AND I THINK CIEN HAS FOUND SOMETHING SHE LIKES… SHE DOES IT A SECOND AND A THIRD TIME… CONTINUING TO OPEN UP THAT WOUND, THAT GASH GETTING WIDER AND DEEPER… CIEN’S HAND IS COVERED IN THE BLOOD DRIPPING OFF THE BACK OF RAVEN ROBERTS… FORGET ABOUT FINDING SOMETHING SHE LIKES, CIEN MAY HAVE FOUND HER WAY TO THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!
Rich Russillo: ANY MEANS NECESSARY!! JENNY CIEN NOW BALLING HER HAND UP INTO A FIST, DRIVING HER KNUCKLES INTO THE GASH AND KEEPING THEM THERE!! ROBERTS IS SCREAMING IN PAIN… THE REFEREE IS CLOSE TO THE CHAMPION, ASKING HER IF SHE WANTS TO QUIT, ASKING HER IF SHE WANTS TO GIVE UP!!
James Peters: THIS IS ESSENTIALLY A SUBMISSION HOLD, A SICK, SADISTIC SUBMISSION HOLD… AND IT’S ALL FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP!! THESE ARE THE LENGTHS THAT JENNY CIEN IS WILLING TO GO TO IN ORDER TO KEEP HER WORD!! ROBERTS SHIFTS HER WEIGHT, ROLLING HERSELF ONTO HER STOMACH, BUT EVEN NOW AS HER BACK MAKES CONTACT WITH THE RING MAT, I’M SURE SHE’S IN A LOT OF PAIN… SHE STARTS FIGHTING BACK WITH A FEW RIGHTS AND LEFTS TO THE HEAD OF CIEN… BUT CIEN NOT TO BE OUTDONE AS SHE FIRES BACK WITH A FEW OF HER OWN!! ROBERTS NEEDS TO FIND SOME WAY TO MAKE IT BACK TO HER FEET… SHE FIRES ANOTHER RIGHT HAND… AND THEN KICKS THE SHIN OF CIEN WHICH TAKES HER DOWN!!
Rich Russillo: The champion scrambles back to her feet, as does the challenger… Roberts isn’t out of the woods yet but at least there’s nothing forcing itself against that wound! Cien is up in the corner… as is Roberts. Both women hesitant to make the next move! BUT IT’S GONNA BE CIEN!! THE HUNGRY CHALLENGER RUSHES FOR THE CHAMPION… BUT RIGHT INTO THE HUNTRESS BOMB!! EVEN WITH THE INJURY ROBERTS IS ABLE TO LIFT CIEN UP!! Roberts however doesn’t follow through with a pin… she scoots back and again pulls herself up! Probably not enough to get the job done anyway. Cien is already making it back to her feet. Raven plans her next move… she needs to make it quick. She approaches the challenger from behind… TAKES HER DOWN AND APPLIES A KNEEBAR!! RAVEN ROBERTS WITH A KNEEBAR APPLIED, A MODIFIED KNEEBAR THAT KEEPS HER BACK OFF OF THE MAT BUT AN EFFECTIVE ONE NONETHELESS, THE LOOK ON CIEN’S FACE IS EVIDENCE OF THAT!!
James Peters: THIS IS NOW THE SECOND SUBMISSION THAT CIEN HAS FOUND HERSELF IN TONIGHT, THE FIRST ONE TARGETED HER ARM, THIS ONE HER LEG… AND ONE HAS TO WONDER, EVEN THOUGH IT’S APPLIED TO A DIFFERENT PART OF HER BODY, WILL JENNY CIEN BE ABLE TO SURVIVE A SECOND SUBMISSION!! SHE LOOKS FOR THE ROPES, THEY AREN’T AN OPTION… EVEN IF THEY WERE I DON’T KNOW IF SHE’D BE ABLE TO DRAG THE WEIGHT OF HERSELF AND THE CHAMPION TRYING TO GET THERE… AND OH LOOK AT THIS!! A HEADBUTT TO THE CHAMPION!! A SECOND ONE!!… CIEN IS ONLY ABLE TO DO THIS BECAUSE OF THE POSITION THAT ROBERTS HAD TO PUT HERSELF IN… A THIRD HEADBUTT IS ENOUGH TO BREAK THE HOLD!! JENNY HOBBLES BACK UP TO HER FEET, ROBERT DOES THE SAME, A BIT SLOWER!!
Rich Russillo: Cien grabs Roberts… looks like she may be going for a submission of her own but not known as a specialist, Roberts quickly thwarts it! Roberts applies a front facelock… LIFTING HER UP… BUT THE BACK GIVES OUT!! THE BACK OF RAVEN ROBERTS GIVES OUT AND SHE COLLAPSES, CIEN FALLS ON TOP OF HER… INTO A PIN!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO!! THE CHAMPION KICKS OUT!!
James Peters: WE MENTIONED IT EARLIER, WE KNEW IT WOULD BE A PROBLEM, RAVEN ROBERTS’ OFFENSE HAS BEEN SEVERELY LIMITED HERE!! UNLESS CIEN PROVIDES HER SOME MOMENTUM, SHE DOESN’T HAVE THE STRENGTH TO LIFT CIEN BECAUSE OF THAT BACK INJURY!!
Rich Russillo: AND IT’S NOT JUST THAT… YOU HAVE TO IMAGINE IT ALSO TAKES AERIAL MOVES OUT OF THE EQUATION, YOU CAN’T IMAGINE ROBERTS WOULD WANT TO LAND ON HER BACK FROM THAT HEIGHT WHICH MEANS… NO RAVEN’S WINGS!! Cien has really done a number on that back!
James Peters: The distance of the ring separating the two… CIEN CAN TASTE VICTORY AS SHE ONCE AGAIN COMES CHARGING… BUT SHE RUNS INTO ANOTHER HUNTRESS BOMB!! HUNTRESS BOMB BY THE CHAMPION, CIEN FELL FOR IT AGAIN!! SHE’S DOWN AND ROBERTS GOES IN FOR THE PIN!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO A KICK OUT BY THE CHALLENGER!!
Rich Russillo: AND IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT, THAT RIGHT THERE IS THE CLOSEST CIEN HAS BEEN TO DEFEAT, THAT’S THE FIRST TIME IN THIS MATCH I FELT LIKE JENNY CIEN MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE!! ROBERTS IS UP… IN THE CORNER… CIEN IS TRYING TO PUSH HERSELF UP TO HER FEET…. HERE COMES ROBERTS… EXPLODING OUT OF THE CORNER… TILT-A-WHIRL.. BEAK BREAKER!! BEAK BREAKER CONNECTS… CIEN IS STUNNED HOWEVER SHE REMAINS ON HER FEET… ROBERTS NOW RUNNING OFF THE ROPES… TALON!! NO!! THE TALON MISSES, IT’S DUCKED BY CIEN, AND ROBERTS GOES FLYING INTO THE REFEREE, THE REFEREE GETTING CLOBBERED BY THE BOOT OF RAVEN ROBERTS!!
James Peters: AND NOW JENNY CIEN… DAME MAS!! DAME MAS!! SPIKING RAVEN’S HEAD INTO THE CANVAS, IT CONNECTS!! JENNY CIEN COULD BE SECONDS AWAY FROM WINNING THE WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP… IF WE HAD A CONSCIOUS REFEREE!! THE REFEREE IS DOWN, OUT COLD AND FOLKS THAT’S PROBABLY THE ONLY REASON WHY JENNY CIEN ISN’T CURRENTLY CELEBRATING WITH THE CHAMPIONSHIP RIGHT NOW!! CIEN IS IRATE AS SHE COMES TO THE REALIZATION THAT THERE’S NO REFEREE… BUT THEN HER EXPRESSION CHANGES… IT LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS AN IDEA!! ALMOST AS IF A LIGHTBULB WENT OFF IN HER HEAD, JENNY CIEN HAS DONE A COMPLETE 180 HERE, FROM IRATE TO… ALMOST HAPPY!!
Rich Russillo: She heads out of the ring and makes her way over to the timekeepers area, what could she possibly have in mind here?! She screams at the ring announcer and timekeeper to clear the area, she’s trying to grab something… but what could it… THE BELTS!! SHE GRABS THE BELTS!! BOTH HER NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP AND THE WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BELONGING TO RAVEN ROBERTS, SHE BRINGS THEM INTO THE RING WITH HER…THIS IS… WHAT COULD SHE?! OH!! SHE PLACES THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP UNDER THE FACE OF RAVEN ROBERTS… SHE GRIPS THE WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP IN HER HAND… CON-BELT-TO?!
James Peters: OH GOD!! I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN WATCH THIS!! THE BADDIE IS GONNA LIVE UP TO HER NAME, JENNY CIEN RAISES THE WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP HIGH ABOVE HER HEAD, KEEPING HER EYES LOCKED ON RAVEN ROBERTS… AND SHE PROPEL’S IT DOWN INTO THE BACK OF RAVEN ROBERTS’ SKULL!! THE TITLE MAKING AN AWFUL CRACKING SOUND AS IT MEETS THE BACK OF HER SKULL!! THE MAT OFFERING NO RESISTANCE AS ROBERT’S FACE IS SMUSHED UP AGAINST THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP BELT!! AND WITH NO REFEREE PRESENT JENNY CIEN CAN’T BE DISQUALIFIED!! SHE ROLLS THE DEAD WEIGHT OF RAVEN ROBERTS ONTO HER BACK AND GOES INTO THE PIN AS A NEW REFEREE RUNS DOWN THE RAMP, WE’RE ABOUT TO SEE A NEW CHAMPION!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… AND… THRR… NO!! NO!! WE’RE NOT!! RAVEN ROBERTS STILL HAS FIGHT IN HER, SHE KICKS OUT!!
Rich Russillo: JENNY CIEN IS IN DISBELIEF, AS AM I, PETERS… THAT’S WHAT? CLOSE TO TEN POUNDS OF GOLD THAT WAS JUST IMPELD INTO THE BACK OF RAVEN ROBERTS HEAD AND SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY SHE WAS ABLE TO KICK OUT OF IT!!
James Peters: But there’s been no sign of life from here since! We hear about it all the time, instinct… and that might’ve been all it was… instinct! Jenny Cien is still seated next to Roberts, still in a state of shock… don’t forget that right before that was delivered, Cien connected with Dame Mas which has put countless opponents away in the past! Cien looks over towards the ropes, and Rich we know what she’s thinking… everyone here knows what she’s thinking… the only thing she hasn’t tried yet!
Rich Russillo: Jenny Cien is to her feet, she steps out onto the apron and begins climbing slowly to the top… step by step… SHE REACHES THE TOP TURNBUCKLE… AND FOR THE WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP SHE LEAPS OFF… THE 100% SPLASH… DOES NOT CONNECT!! RAVEN ROBERTS GETS THE KNEES UP!! RAVEN ROBERTS WITH THE KNEES UP, THEY’RE DRIVEN INTO THE MID-SECTION OF JENNY CIEN… THE WIND IS KNOCKED OUT OF HER… AND NOW ROBERTS STARTS TRYING TO MAKE IT BACK TO HER FEET… IT’S A SLOW JOURNEY BUT SHE’S MAKING PROCESS… CIEN IS HOLDING ONTO HER RIBS AS ROBERTS PULLS HERSELF UP… CIEN UNSUSPECTING AS ROBERTS RUNS TOWARDS HER… CIEN TURNS AROUND!!…
James Peters: TALON!! THE TALON CONNECTS!! THE BOOT RIGHT TO THE FACE OF JENNY CIEN!! RAVEN ROBERTS INTO THE COVER!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… AND IT DOESN’T GET THE JOB DONE!! JENNY CIEN KICKS OUT!! THE CHALLENGER KICKS OUT OF RAVEN ROBERT’S BEST SHOT!!
James Peters: AND NORMALLY I WOULD SAY THIS TIME IT’S RAVEN ROBERTS TURN TO BE SHOCKED AT A KICK OUT, BUT SHE’S NOT… IN FACT SHE’S UNFAZED BY IT… DOES IT COUNT OF I SAY I’M SHOCKED?! JENNY CIEN FOUND A WAY TO KICK OUT OF THE TALON!! SHE GETS CIEN BACK TO HER FEET… PUSHES HER INTO THE ROPES… AND DELIVERS A SECOND TALON!! CIEN COLLAPSES, ROBERTS PULLS HER INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING… AND WHILE THE FIRST ONE DIDN’T WORK, AS SHE HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE PIN…
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!! THE SECOND ONE DOES!! RAVEN ROBERTS RETAINS HER CHAMPIONSHIP!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Mark My Words” begins to play as Raven Roberts slowly makes it to her feet. The referee hands her the Women’s World Championship and she drops back down to a knee before holding it in the air and beginning to celebrate her victory)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner and STILL THE EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPION… RAVVVVENNNNNN ROOOBBBBBBBEERRRRRRTTTTSSSSS!!
James Peters: RAVEN ROBERTS RETAINS HER CHAMPIONSHIP… AND WHAT A MATCH WE JUST WITNESSED!! I don’t think I’m overstepping when I say this was a VERY narrow victory, Raven is lucky to be leaving with her championship tonight!
Rich Russillo: It’s got nothing to do with luck, champions are champions for a reason, Peters! And that’s not taking anything away from Jenny Cien. I know she isn’t going to be happy with tonight’s result, she made a promise to leave with the Women’s World Championship tonight… that didn’t happen but I can guarantee you this won’t be her last chance at the title.
(A happy Raven celebrates her win as Road to Redemption fades into the final commercial break of the evening.)
(Camera returns to see the Extreme Elimination Chamber structure being lowered onto the ring, freshly repaired from the prior matches. The structure settles into place around the ring, ominously awaiting the entrants. Gina Romano is seen standing on the outside near the timekeepers area.)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen… the following contest…
(The screen lights up with the match graphic.)
Gina Romano: … IS AN EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
(“It Follows” by Cane Hill hits as Xander Payne steps out onto the ramp carrying a barbed wire wrapped bowling ball. The crowd boos him, causing Xander to look around and snarl at the fans despite being his Canadian brethren.)
Gina Romano: Introducing the first two entrants in the matchup… first… making his way to the ring from Brampton, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 255 pounds… he is the Paynekiller … XXXAAANNNNDDDEEERRR PPPAAAYYYNNNEEEEEE!!!
Deadprez: Here we go! The final marquee matchup of the decade! 2019 and all of the 2010’s are about to draw to a close! And we wrap things up with an Extreme Elimination Chamber match for the Answers World Championship! Xander Payne will be one of the men to start the match and he has to be on everyone’s radar as a danger to look out for after he’s put Myles, Lucas Johnson, and Darkane all on the shelf in recent months! Now who’s the unlucky soul who’s gonna get locked in with him to start this thing?
(Xander steps into the structure and paces over by the far corner. He rolls the bowling ball back and forth in his hands as he waits. His music cuts and is then replaced by “Ultimate Battle” by ZENTA to an explosion of cheers as Jamie O’Hara walks out onto the ramp with his barbed wire wrapped didgeridoo.)
Gina Romano: And the other competitor to start the match… making his way to the ring from Melbourne, Australia… weighing in at 190 pounds… he is the Ace of Elite Answers Wrestling… JAAAAAAMMMMIIIIEEEE OOOOOO’HHHHAAAARRRRAAAAAAA!!!!!
Eve: Jamie O’Hara seems more than up to the task set out by Xander Payne! He comes in seeking his third World Championship and maybe some personal retribution after the way things went at Pain for Pride! Jamie is a man on a mission, and there are few who can stand up to him!
(Jamie steps up into the structure and stands at the ready. His music then cuts and is replaced by “Just Cos You Got The Power” by Motörhead as Mark Michaels is showered in a boos. He walks down to the ring with a lead pipe in hand.)
Gina Romano: And the four who will enter the match in random order from their pods… first… making his way to the ring from Minneapolis, Minnesota … weighing in at 240 pounds… he is The Lethal Injection… MAAAAARRRRRKK MIIIICCCCHHHAAAEEEELLLSSSS!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Mark Michaels is a man who likes to make his opinion known! He is also on a mission! He’s been chasing DEDEDE for ages now and he finally has a chance to get his hands on him!
(Mark steps into the structure and is guided by a referee over to his pod where he is then locked inside. His music is then replaced by “ULTRAnumb” by Blue Stahli as Cameron Ella Ava steps out to cheers while holding up her diamond crusted taser.)
Gina Romano: And next… making her way to the ring from Los Angeles, California… weighing in at 130 pounds… she is the Goddess… CAMMMEEERRRROOONNNN EEELLLLAAA AAAAVVVVAAAAAA!!
Eve: Always a fan favorite, Cameron Ella Ava is ready for war tonight! She has always been just on the cusp of making it to that next level in her career! She wants a World Championship from the men’s division and she’s wanted it for a long time. Will tonight be the night it happens?
(Cameron climbs the steps into the structure and moves as guided by the referee over to her pod where she is locked inside. “Odee” by A Boogie then blasts across the sound system to boos as Chris Elite steps out onto the stage with Big Mike following.)
Gina Romano: Next… making his way to the ring from Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 210 pounds… he is Gawd Given Greatness… CHHHHRRRRIIIISSSSS EEEELLLLIIIIITTTTTEEEEE!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: We saw the goat team of the Illionaires in action earlier in a TLC match and now we see Chris Elite coming out ready to fight again! He chose Big Mike to be his personal weapon here in this match! The pair have worked together for ages! And I have to say it’s a goat selection by Big Bhris!
(Chris and Big Mike climb up into the structure and are shown over to a pod where they climb in. Big Mike is big so Chris has to slide in after and the two are pressed against each other in an uncomfortable manner. “Let It Go” by A$AP Ferg then hits and the crowd goes nuclear with boos. Mr. DEDEDE steps out with his hands full. Over one shoulder he has the Answers World Championship. And over the other is his trusty weapon… the Equalizer.)
Gina Romano: And introducing the Champion… making his way to the ring from the Ryan Adams estate in Santo Domingo of the Dominican Republic… weighing in at 227 pounds… he is the Gawd and the reigning Answers World Champion… MIISSSTTEERRR DEEEEEEEDEEEEEEEDEEEEEEE!!!!
Deadprez: And here he comes! Gawdzilla himself! The man who has become incarnate death in recent times! Mr. DEDEDE has ruled with an iron fist since he got his hands on that title back at Pain for Pride! And he looks to prove that tonight will be no different!
(DEDEDE hands the title to one of the outside referees before stepping into the structure. He walks over to the chamber pod that’s left vacant and shuts the glass door himself before setting the Equalizer to the side and relaxing back against the back of the pod.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: And we are finally underway! The Extreme Elimination Chamber for the Answers World Championship! We have Xander Payne and Jamie O’Hara in the ring to start things off! Xander has his barbed wire bowling ball! Jamie has his barbed wire didgeridoo! Both men eyeing one another and looking for the first move! Xander moves in, looking to get things started! Jamie circles with him! O’HARA SWINGS THE DIDGERIDOO AT XANDER’S HEAD! BUT PAYNE DUCKS IT AND SMASHES THAT BARBED WIRE BOWLING BALL INTO JAMIE’S ABDOMEN!
Deadprez: Xander pulls the ball back— AND SMASHES IT INTO JAMIE AGAIN! Xander holding Jamie in place! He drops the bowling ball and scoops O’Hara up! Gut wrench suplex! Jamie drops the didgeridoo as he crashes to the mat! Xander on top now! That crushing weight as he sits a knee right on Jamie’s chest and tries to drop hammer fists into O’Hara! BUT JAMIE CATCHES XANDER’S ARM! The Ace has a hold on the arm of Payne and tries to twist him through! Xander fighting it! BUT JAMIE BASHING HIS HEEL INTO XANDER’S FACE! JAMIE TWISTS THROUGH! HE LOCKS IN A CROSS ARMBREAKER ON XANDER!
Gavin Kirkland: Jamie trying time eliminate the second largest pair of titties in this match before the largest pair even gets in!
Eve: But Xander already looking for his escape! He rolls through and gets Jamie on his shoulders! Using his strength— XANDER HOISTS JAMIE UP WITH THAT ARM! POWERBOMB!
Deadprez: BUT JAMIE RELEASED THE HOLD AND DROPPED DOWN INTO A DDT ON XANDER! PAYNE IS PLANTED HEAD FIRST! JAMIE O’HARA HAS THE COVER!
Eve: But Payne with a kickout! He rolls away from under Jamie and tries to press to his feet! Xander rushes in— BUT JAMIE GRABS THE DIDGERIDOO AND CRACKS IT INTO XANDER’S SKULL! Payne drops down again and Jamie O’Hara stays on the offensive! Jamie dropping down now… he grabs Xander’s leg— SOUTHERN CRUCIFIXION! THE LEG SCISSORS CROSS KNEE LOCK! JAMIE GOING TO CRIPPLE PAYNE BEFORE THE END OF THIS!
Deadprez: Jamie trying to torque on that knee and trying to gain the early submission! As the first two in, any early eliminations only serve as a chance to rest before the next entrant! But can he put Xander away so quickly? Xander is in pain! He’s kicking at Jamie with no luck though! Payne is clawing, dragging both Jamie and his own weight across the ring!
Gavin Kirkland: No man has ever shows such strength! It must be over 50,000 pounds! Go Free Willy! Go!
Eve: Xander making his way over to the ropes but it won’t do him any good! This chamber match won’t give him the benefit of a rope break on a submission because no one is going to get disqualified! Xander scratching! Inch by inch! Dragging all that dead weight! Jamie cranking that knee at a horrible angle! BUT XANDER GETS TO THE ROPES! Xander clinging to the ropes! Demanding that Jamie release him but the Ace stays clamped on! Xander yelling at the referee! But it gets him nowhere!
Deadprez: Xander now pulling at the ropes! That knee won’t hold up much longer! He’s trying to pull himself up! He reaches up and grabs the second rope! Xander doing what he can to get his feet underneath him! But Jamie keeps the hold on! Xander grabs ahold of the top rope now! He has his free foot underneath him but O’Hara still keeping the hold applied! Xander trying to swing his leg and free himself but to no luck! Nothing is getting him free! Xander leaning back—
Eve: PAYNE JUST SWUNG HIS LEG AROUND AND CRACKED THE BACK OF JAMIE’S HEAD AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE!
Deadprez: Jamie drops down off of Cander clutching at his head! O’Hara is slumped against the bottom turnbuckle! Xander now seething! Angry at Jamie for keeping that hold in! Xander now beginning a march to the far corner! He limps on that knee for a moment as he tries to walk the pain off! Xander steps into position! He stomps on that leg with the hurt knee to check it! AND HE TAKES OFF! CANNONBALL! HE CRASHES HIS FULL WEIGHT INTO O’HARA! JAMIE COULD BE OUT FROM THAT CRUSHING IMPACT!
Eve: Xander rising to his feet and pullingJamie out of the corner, rolling him to the mat right in front of the turnbuckles! Xander steps— HE PUTS HIS FULL WEIGHT ON JAMIE’S CHEST AS HE STEPS ON TOP AND OVER HIM! DISRESPECT FROM PAYNE! Xander now grabbing the top rope in that corner! He hops up! Springboards himself off the second rope— DROPPING INTO A SPLASH ON JAMIE! O’HARA CRUSHED UNDERNEATH PAYNE! AND XANDER HOOKS THE LEGS!
Deadprez: But the Ace kicks out! Jamie powering back as he still has life in his body! Xander grabbing him by the arm and dragging him to his feet now! Looking for some way to put Jamie away! O’Hara is still recovering from Xander crushing him and things could get bleak if he doesn’t come back around soon! Cameron is watching from her pod but Jamie is on his own! Xander is pulling him up slowly! Jamie is now to his feet! Xander backs into the corner and sits himself up on the top rope—
Gavin Kirkland: LOOK HOW THE TURN BUCKLE BENDS WHEN HE GETS HIMSELF UP THERE!
Eve: Xander has O’Hara by the head! Slowly pulling him up to the top rope! Xander positioning himself! Xander getting himself to a standing position on the top rope! He takes O’Hara by the shoulders— LAST SEDATION!!
Deadprez: WHOA! XANDER WENT FOR THE POP UP POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP! BUT JAMIE USED HIS LEGS TO GRAB A HEADSCISSORS AND SENT XANDER CRASHING WITH A HURRICANRANA! XANDER HITS THE MAT HARD AND JAMIE PULLS HIMSELF BACK UP TO THE TOP ROPE! HE LOOKS OUT AT XANDER ON THE MAT! JAMIE LEAPS!
Gavin Kirkland: GENKI CANNON!!!!!!!
Eve: JAMIE NAILS XANDER WITH THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP FROM THE TOP! HE FALLS OVER HIM FOR THE PIN!
Deadprez: BUT XANDER GETS A SHOULDER UP! Payne is coughing from the impact to his sternum but he fights on! These two won’t be alone for much longer! Jamie has a hold of that didgeridoo again! He walks over to Xander! And Jamie tearing into Payne! Now laying shots in over and over to keep wearing Xander down! The Ace not letting Payne have any room to breathe! Xander trying to find something but taking too much punishment right now!
Eve: BUT WAIT! XANDER CATCHES THE DIDGERIDOO! HE YANKS IT FROM JAMIE AND TRIPS O’HARA WITH HIS LEG!
Deadprez: THE LIGHTS ARE UP! THE FIRST POD IS ABOUT TO OPEN! AND THESE TWO ARE STILL FIGHTING IN THE RING!
Eve: JAMIE IS OFF BALANCE FROM WHAT XANDER DID AS PAYNE NOW ROLLS OVER TO HIS FEET STILL, CLUTCHING HIS CHEST!
Eve: JAMIE RUSHES IN AND SWINGS A FOREARM AT THE FACE OF XANDER PAYNE! BUT PAYNE DUCKS IT!
Deadprez: XANDER LANDS A SHOT TO THE JAW OF JAMIE! AND HE FOLLOWS WITH A KICK TO THE GUT!
Eve: XANDER PULLS JAMIE IN! PUTS HIS HEAD BETWEEN HIS LEGS!
Deadprez: XANDER LIFTS JAMIE UP! LOOKING FOR THE SMALL PACKAGE PILEDRIVER! THE PAYNEKILLER!
Eve: BUT BIG MIKE WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF XANDER PAYNE! XANDER IS KNOCKED BACK AND BOTH HE AND JAMIE CRASH DOWN! CHRIS ELITE HAS ENTERED THE MATCH WITH HIS WEAPON, BIG MIKE! MIKE GRABS XANDER AND DRAGS HIM OVER TO THE CORNER! BIG MIKE NOW STOMPING A HOLE THROUGH XANDER PAYNE! CHRIS ELITE GRABBING JAMIE! ELITE WITH A DDT TO DRIVE THE ACE’S HEAD INTO THE MAT!
Deadprez: Jamie has nowhere to go now as Elite and Big Mike have taken full control of this matchup! Elite dropping on top of Jamie and pounding his fist into the Ace’s face! Meanwhile Big Mike continues to drive his boots into Xander Payne in the corner! Big Mike now grabbing Xander by the skull and pulling him up to a standing position! Big Mike now putting his guard up and laying punches into Xander Payne! I heard he trained with Floyd Mayweather to get ready for this!
Eve: Elite and Big Mike have taken over this matchup! Mark Michaels can be seen pouting in his pod! But there’s nothing he can do about it! Elite now tossing Jamie O’Hara over the top rope and crashing to the metal grate outside! Elite now calling for Mike to hold Xander Payne up! Mike pulling Payne out of the corner! He wraps up Xander’s arms from behind and holds him in place! Chris Elite stands at the ready and limes himself up! He steps in— BOX OFFICE SMASH! THE SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF PAYNE! XANDER DROPS TO THE MAT AND ELITE GOES FOR THE COVER! HE YELLS FOR MIKE TO GO GRAB JAMIE AS HE HOOKS THE LEG!
Gavin Kirkland: BY THE POWER OF MAN BOOBS! HE KICKED OUT!
Deadprez: Elite looks annoyed but Big Mike is already dragging Jamie O’Hara back into the ring! Mike dumps Jamie through the ropes and steps in! He pulls Jamie up off the mat and holds him in position the same way! Elite stands up off of Payne! Chris Elite lining up and taking aim at the man who led him into War Games! BOX OFFICE SMASH!
Eve: RIGHT TO THE CHIN OF BIG MIKE! JAMIE SLIPPED OUT AND SLID TO THE MAT AND ELITE NAILS BIG MIKE WITH THE SUPERKICK!
Gavin Kirkland: AND JAMIE COMES IN FROM BEHIND! HE ROLLS ELITE UP USING THOSE GLISTENING, GORGEOUS ABS!
Deadprez: BUT ELITE POWERS OUT! He tries to get to his feet— BUT JAMIE GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND! LOOKING FOR THE STARDUST BREAKER! HE HAS THE ARM! GOING FOR THE RIPCORD KNEE!
Eve: BUT ELITE HOOKS HIS LEG ON THE ROPE AND SAVES HIMSELF! CHRIS DRIVING ELBOWS INTO THE STOMACH OF ELITE! TRYING TO BREAK HIMSELF FREE AND HE DOES! ELITE TAKING ONE STEP BACK— AND LEAPING UP INTO AN AERIAL ROUNDHOUSE KICK! BUT JAMIE DUCKS IT AND GRABS ELITE WITH A WAISTLOCK! HE PULLS HIM AWAY FROM THE ROPES AND LOOKS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF—
Deadprez: OH SHIT!
Gavin Kirkland: FREE WILLY LEAPS!
Eve: XANDER PAYNE JUST LEAPT FROM THE TOP OF MARK MICHAELS’S POD AND TAKES BOTH MEN OUT WITH A DOUBLE FLYING CLOTHESLINE! Xander putting both men on the mat and now he looks around the ring— AND HE HAS THAT BARBED WIRE BOWLING BALL AGAIN! Xander now walking over to the prone body of Chris Elite! He holds that bowling ball over him! AND XANDER HURLS THE BOWLING BALL DOWN WITH ALL HIS MIGHT! IT CRUSHES INTO THE STOMACH OF ELITE WHO HAS ALREADY COMPETED EARLIER TONIGHT!
Gavin Kirkland: Hes fine! He Gawd Contracted himself to be fighting fit!
Deadprez: Xander now grabbing the bowling ball again, tearing the barbs from Chris Elite’s flesh as he does so! He hurls it over at Jamie! Jamie rolls out of the way but not by much! Xander seems focused on picking apart Chris Elite right now, though! BUT BIG MIKE FROM BEHIND WITH A FOREARM TO XANDER!
Eve: Big Mike lands the strike but Xander looking angry about it! He turns and Mike swings again and Xander simply catches the shot! Payne reaches in— HE SCOOPS UP BIG MIKE AND POWERSLAMS HIM DOWN ONTO CHRIS ELITE! Payne now rolling Mike away and trying to go for a cover!
Deadprez: Not even a two count though! Elite trying to roll and get to his feet but Elite is clubbing at him with fists from above! Elite doing what he can to get up! Powering to his knees but Xander continues the assault! BUT ELITE GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD AND DROPS DOWN FOR A JAWBREAKER! PAYNE DROPS BACK TO THE MAT CLUTCHING AT HIS FACE! BUT ELITE SEES AN OPPORTUNITY!
Eve: ELITE RUNS TO THE CORNER! HE HOPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE! USES IT TO SPRING BOARD HIS FEET UP AND LEAPS BACKWARDS OFF THE GLASS OF MR. DEDEDE’S POD! EXTRA HEIGHT FOR THE BACKFLIP! AND THE BIONIC STOMP CONNECTS! HIS BOOTS HIT PERFECT ONTO THE SOLAR PLEXUS OF XANDER PAYNE! ELITE WITH THE COVER!
Deadprez: STILL NOT ENOUGH AND XANDER PAYNE KICKS OUT AGAIN! But Elite looking annoyed now! He reaches down and slaps Xander across the face! Big Mike is just recovering and Chris calls him over! Chris is directing Big Mike and pointing towards the corner! Mike nods and now both men grab Payne! They each stomp into him for a moment to keep him worn down but now they’re dragging his carcass to the corner! Mike and Elite work together to life the full mass of Xander up to the top rope! But now Big Mike and Elite both climb to the top with him! Both men now trying to hoist all of Xander Payne up to the top of Cameron Ella Ava’s pod!
Eve: They finally get Xander up there but now Bug Mike is standing on the top rope while Chris Elite sitting on his shoulders! Elite grabbing Payne by the head— AND HE WRAPS THE ARM INTO A HAMMERLOCK! ELITE LOOKING TO HIT FACE VALUE FROM THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER POD ALL THE WAY TO THE MAT! HE PULLS XANDER IN FOR THE HAMMERLOCK DDT!
Deadprez: BUT JAMIE O’HARA CRACKING THAT BARBED WIRE DIDGERIDOO ACROSS THE BACK OF BIG MIKE’S KNEE! MIKE BUCKLING FOR A SECOND BUT HOLDING ON! BUT JAMIE SWINGS THE WEAPON AGAIN! OH SHIT! AND HE SNAPS IT IN HALF ACROSS BIG MIKE’S KNEE! BLASTING THE BIG MAN AND SENDING HIM FALLING TO THE MAT!
Eve: CHRIS ELITE IS STUCK UP IN THE AIR! ONLY THE WEIGHT OF XANDER PAYNE HOLDING HIM UP! BUT THEY’RE TEETERING!
Deadprez: AND THEY FALL! XANDER AND CHRIS ELITE CRASH TO THE MAT FROM THE TOP OF THAT POD!! AND JAMIE O’HARA HAS FULL CONTROL! HE TOSSES THE BROKEN PIECES OF THE DIDGERIDOO ASIDE AND CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP! JAMIE LOOKS DOWN AT BOTH MEN LAYING BEFORE HIM! AND HE LEAPS! GENKI CANNON!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT ELITE ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY! JAMIE MISSED HIS TARGET! HOW DID CHRIS RECOVER SO QUICKLY?!? JAMIE TURNS AROUND—
Deadprez: BOX OFFICE SMASH! THE SUPERKICK CONNECTS TO THE ACE!
Eve: AND IT KNOCKS JAMIE BACK RIGHT INTO XANDER WHO IS UP TO HIS FEET!
Eve: XANDER POPS JAMIE UP!
Deadprez: LAST SEDATION SENDS JAMIE CRASHING TO THE MAT!
Eve: XANDER AND CHRIS BOTH COVER ON TOP OF JAMIE!
Deadprez: BUT CAMERON ELLA AVA DIVES IN AND BREAKS UP THE PIN! SHE JUST SAVED HER HUSBAND AND ONLY POSSIBLE ALLY IN THIS ENTIRE MATCHUP!
Eve: But with the exchange of words they had throughout this week, was it worth saving him?
Gavin Kirkland: Now that I look at this with only Mark and DEDEDE left in the pods and seeing how relaxed the chairman is… what are the odds that Mr. DEDEDE predetermined the order to make sure he would enter last? :lupe:
Eve: Honestly… pretty high odds I’d say.
Deadprez: BIG MIKE JUST GRABBED CAMERON BY THE HAIR! LOOKING TO TAKE HER OUT OF THE EQUATION BEFORE SHE EVEN STARTS AND—
Eve: CAMERON JUST PULLED OUT THAT DIAMOND STUDDED TASER AND FRIED BIG MIKE RIGHT IN THE TESTICLES! JUST LIKE SHE DID TO THE CHAIRMAN LAST YEAR! Big Mike falls away and clutches at the smoking remains of his genitals as Cameron gets to her feet!
Deadprez: Xander Payne now trying to pull himself to his feet! Looking to— BUT CAMERON RUNS IN FOR A SHOTGUN DROP KICK THAT SENDS XANDER THROUGH THE ROPES! AND CHRIS ELITE NOW TRYING TO GRAB CAMERON FROM BEHIND! BUT SHE TURNS THROUGH IT AND SMASHES THE BODY OF DIAMOND COATED TASER INTO ELITE’S HEAD! AND NOW CAMERON GRABBING ELITE BY THE HEAD AND RUNNING HIM OUT THROUGH THE ROPES INTO XANDER! CAMERON NOW TAKES OFF! SHE BOUNDS OFF THE ROPES ON THE FAR SIDE! AND AVA FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND CRASHES INTO PAYNE AND ELITE OUTSIDE THE RING!
Gavin Kirkland: Chest Swella Ava is in full effect!
Eve: I hate you.
Gavin Kirkland: You don’t mean that! Everyone loves me!
Eve: Moving on… Cameron now looking for some way to take advantage of the wreckage she’s caused here! Jamie O’Hara now joins her from just inside the ropes! He and Cameron lock eyes and Jamie has a conflicted look about himself! But Cameron motions for him to help her and he nods his head! Jamie joins Cameron on the outside as she sets her taser aside and both grab Xander Payne by the head! They pull him to his feet and drag him through the ropes to the inside with his feet hanging out! Cameron holds Xander’s head in draping DDT position! Jamie runs over and bounces off the ropes! JAMIE HOPS UP FOR A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP AND CAMERON DROPS DOWN INTO A DRAPING DDT ON XANDER! THAT COULD BE IT FOR PAYNE! CAMERON DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER ON XANDER NOW!
Deadprez: And another kickout! Xander didn’t come to play! He’s survived a lot of punishment since the very beginnings of this matchup! Cameron getting to her feet and now trying to see what her next move is! She looks to Jamie— BUT JAMIE IS TAKEN OUT BY CHRIS ELITE WITH A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK FROM BEHIND! CAMERON TRYING NOW TO GO AFTER ELITE!
Eve: BUT BIG MIKE GRABS CAMERON FROM BEHIND! HE HURLS HER BACK OVER THE TOP ROPE! CAMERON CRASHES TO THE METAL GRATING ON THE OUTSIDE! AND NOW BIG MIKE TAKES HER BY THE SHOULDER! MIKE HOISTS UP THE GODDESS! AND HE SMASHES HER INTO THE CHAIN ON THE SIDE OF THE STRUCTURE!
Deadprez: Big Mike not very happy with what Cameron did to him just moments ago! He grabs her up once more! Big Mike lifts Cameron up off of the floor— AND POWER BOMBS HER STRAIGHT DOWN INTO THE STEEL GRATING! CAMERON ARCHES HER BACK IN PAIN AS SHE LANDS!
Eve: But look back in the ring now! Chris Elite in full control of Jamie O’Hara! He has Jamie’s arms tied up in the ropes and is unleashing a series of vicious punches to the face! Shot after shot right to the bridge of the Aussie’s nose and Jamie could be knocked out by any one of these strikes! Elite backs up— ROUNDHOUSE KICK ACROSS THE TEMPLE!
Deadprez: Elite not looking back at Big Mike and asking him something! Mike looks around and reaches down! HE HAS CAMERON’S TASER! Big Mike stepping inside the ring and handing the taser to Chris! Elite takes it and presses the electric nodes right into the throat of Jamie O’Hara— AND JAMIE LETS OUT A SCREAM OF PAIN AS THEY ACTIVATE THE DEVICE!
Gavin Kirkland: Jamie is obviously not a fan of Cameron using devices.
Eve: That’s— just— what the fuck is wrong with you?!?
Deadprez: Elite now bashes the diamond portion of the taser into Jamie’s face! He tosses it aside and now they grab the broken halves of the barbed wire didgeridoo! Big Mike and Chris Elite take to Jamie’s unprotected abdomen like a drum set! Each strike tearing away at the skin of the Hall of Famer! Shot after shot connecting! Jamie O’Hara is in serious danger here with his only alliance out cold on the floor! Big Mike swings the wooden instrument at Jamie yet again—
Eve: BUT XANDER PAYNE WITH THAT BOWLING BALL INTO THE BACK OF BIG MIKE’S HEAD! HE COULD’VE JUST CAVED THE MAN’S SKULL IN! BIG MIKE DROPS LIKE A SACK OF FLOUR AND PAYNE TURNS HIS EYES TO ELITE!
Deadprez: ELITE SWINGS THAT HALF OF THE DIDGERIDOO AT XANDER! BUT PAYNE BLOCKS IT WITH THE BOWLING BALL AND SHATTER THE INSTRUMENT INTO WOODEN SHARDS THAT DROP ALL AROUND THAT AREA OF THE MAT! PAYNE SWINGS THE BOWLING BALL AT ELITE’S HEAD BUT CHRIS DODGES AND LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE! XANDER CLIMBS OUT AND GIVES CHASE!
Gavin Kirkland: Xander hauling his stomach girth with him as he tries to keep up with Elite! Xander exits the ropes— BUT CHRIS CATCHES HIM WITH A BOOT TO THE HEAD BEFORE HE CAN GET ALL THE WAY OUT OF THE ROPES! XANDER DROPS THE BOWLING BALL AND IS STUMBLED!
Eve: ELITE NOW CHARGES AT PAYNE! OH! BUT XANDER MANAGES TO SHOVE ELITE AWAY AND SEND HIM CRASHING INTO THE STEEL GRATE OF THE CHAMBER FLOOR! ELITE BOUNCES OFF THE METAL AND TRIES TO GET HIMSELF BACK TO A VERTICAL BASE! BUT PAYNE ALREADY GETTING HIMSELF CLEAR! HERE COMES CHRIS ELITE!
Deadprez: BUT XANDER HAS A HOLD ON THAT BOWLING BALL AGAIN! XANDER TURNS AND THROWS THE BOWLING BALL FULL FORCE AT CHRIS ELITE!
Eve: BUT ELITE DUCKS IT! IT FLIES JUST OVER HIS HEAD! NARROWLY ESCAPING DEATH AS THE BALL CRASHES INTO MR. DEDEDE’S POD! GODDAMN! THE BOWLING BALL JUST COMPLETELY SPIDERWEBBED THAT REINFORCED GLASS OF THE POD! EVEN DEDEDE LOOKS SURPRISED INSIDE! CHRIS ELITE IS STUNNED BY THE FORCE THE BALL HIT WITH THAT JUST BARELY MISSED HIS HEAD!
Eve: Elite turns around to go back after Xander!
Deadprez: BUT XANDER IS ALREADY CHARGING! HE SCOOPS UP ELITE AND DRIVE HIM BACK!
Eve: AND XANDER JUST DROVE ELITE RIGHT THROUGH THE GLASS OF THE CHAMBER POD! HE AND ELITE SHATTER THE GLASS AND CRASH RIGHT INTO THE CHAIRMAN! DEDEDE’S POS FILLS WITH SMOKE AND SPARKS AS THE WIRING FOR HE LIGHTS CAME DISLODGED IN THE CHAOS! ALL THREE MEN SEEM DOWN!
Deadprez: But look! DEDEDE is pulling himself out of the rubble! He’s trying to brush himself off! He’s not in this match yet so he looks around! He walks over to Jamie’s old pod and tries to step inside! But now there’s a referee talking to DEDEDE!
Eve: THE COUNTDOWN WAS ON! AND DEDEDE’S POD TECHNICALLY OPENED! DEDEDE THROWING A FIT BUT MY ALL TECHNICALITY, HE IS NOW LEGAL IN THIS MATCH! THE REFEREE IS TELLING HIM THAT HE HAS TO FIGHT!
Deadprez: The Chairman is pissed! He looks over at Mark Michaels who realizes he just got gifted the final entry into the match by sheer luck and by Xander’s blind assault! And speaking of Xander! He’s starting to pull himself out of the rubble now! He crawls his way out and rolls underneath the bottom rope! Xander looking to get his bearings after putting elite through that glass! He’s covered in the shards himself with many protruding from his flesh! Xander rising to his feet—
Eve: SPEAR! DEDEDE JUST HOPPED OVER THE TOP ROPE AND CHARGED RIGHT AT PAYNE! HE NEARLY TORE RIGHT THROUGH HIM WITH A SINGLE SPEAR! DEDEDE STARING DOWN AT XANDER MENACINGLY! The Answers World Champion obviously not happy that Xander caused him to enter the matchup early! And he won’t let it go unpunished!
Deadprez: BUT NOW HERE’S BIG MIKE! HE CLUBS AT THE BACK OF DEDEDE’S HEAD AND TRIES TO LAY IN SOME OFFENSE! Big Mike knows the danger of a guy like DEDEDE going free around the chamber and he isn’t going to let it happen if he can help it! Big Mike swinging a few more clubbing shots at the chairman! Mike now grabbing DEDEDE from behind—
Eve: BUT DEDEDE LOOKS AMUSED BY ALL OF THIS! DEDEDE BASHES HIS HEAD BACKWARDS INTO THE FACE OF BIG MIKE! BIG MIKE RELEASES THE HOLD AND STUMBLES BACK! AND DEDEDE TURNS AROUND AND GRABS BIG MIKE RIGHT INTO A GRAND SLAM! DEDEDE SMASHES MIKE RIGHT INTO THE MAT! DEDEDE looks down at Big Mike and seems very pleased with himself! He laughs as he looks at Big Mike’s unconscious body laying there! But now DEDEDE looks up… oh no…
Deadprez: DEDEDE SEES JAMIE O’HARA STILL TIED UP IN THE ROPES WITH NOWHERE TO GO! Jamie is struggling to get free because this is obviously not a position he wants to be in! He sees DEDEDE looking right at him and knows his time is up! DEDEDE stands to his feet and begins to make his way over and looking to continue this slaughter of each individual one by one who are in the chamber! Jamie has been in alongside Xander since the very beginning of this brutal match!
Eve: Jamie yanking and pulling at his arms to try and free himself but going nowhere! DEDEDE is right on him now! The champion grabbing Jamie by the face—
Deadprez: BUT CAMERON ELLA AVA DRIVING JAGGED OTHER HALF OF THAT DIDGERIDOO INTO DEDEDE’S BACK! CAMERON BACK IN THE FRAY HERE! Cameron now taking out DEDEDE’s leg! LOOKING FOR THE GODDESS TOUCH!
Eve: BUT DEDEDE DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT! DEDEDE REACHES BACK AND PULLS THAT DIDGERIDOO OUT OF HIS FLESH AND SMACKS IT ACROSS CAMERON’S FACE! Cameron is knocked back! DEDEDE is unblinking as he proceeds to dissect anything and everything around! Cameron turns back as she tries to regain herself— SPEAR!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: HE NEARLY BURST HER IMPLANTS WITH THAT!
Eve: Jamie looks beyond angry at what he just watched! But there’s nothing he can do! DEDEDE looks over at Jamie and begins to walk back over to him! DEDEDE just destroyed Jamie’s wife and now looks to do the same thing to the Ace! DEDEDE grabs Jamie’s arm and—
Deadprez: BOX OFFICE SMASH!!
Eve: CHRIS ELITE JUST LANDED THAT SUPERKICK TO THE SIDE OF DEDEDE’S HEAD! The Chairman is knocked down! Chris Elite has glass sticking all throughout his body after Xander Payne put him through DEDEDE’s pod! And now he’s been the first man to knock DEDEDE down since his onslaught started!
Deadprez: Elite knows he won’t have long to take advantage! He pulls a shard of glass out of his leg and tries to push himself forward! Elite takes off! He runs and leaps into the ropes! He springboards into a backflip! BIONIC STOMP TO DEDEDE!!
Eve: OHMYGAWD! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! DEDEDE SPRANG BACK UP AND SPEARED CHRIS ELITE OUT OF THE AIR WHEN HE WAS STILL UPSIDE DOWN FROM THE BACKFLIP! ELITE COMES CRASHING HARD TO THE MAT UNDER DEDEDE! HE LANDED ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! HOW DID DEDEDE GET UP SO QUICKLY FROM
THE BOX OFFICE SMASH?!?
Deadprez: BUT LOOK! LOOK! JAMIE O’HARA JUST PULLED ONE ARM FREE! HE PULLS HIS ARM OUT AND NOW WORKING TO FREE THE OTHER! JAMIE PULLING DESPERATELY AT HIS OTHER ARM! DEDEDE STILL HASN’T SEEN!
Eve: JAMIE IS FREE! HE PULLS THE OTHER ARM OUT! AND THE ACE IS ABOUT TO TAKE CONTROL! HE CHARGES AT THE CHAMPION! IN EXCELSIS! BICYCLE KNEE AIMED RIGHT FOR THE CHAIRMAN’S SKULL!
Gavin Kirkland: SPEAR!!! DEDEDE NEARLY BURST THOSE BEAUTIFUL ABS OF JAMIE’S!
Deadprez: DEDEDE tearing through the Ace and driving him to the mat! DEDEDE now dropping down for his first pin attempt in this chamber! He’s going to eliminate Jamie!
Deadprez: BUT O’HARA WILL FIGHT ON! Jamie managed to just kick out of that after the spear but he’s been through as much as anyone else in this matchup! DEDEDE grabs Jamie by the hair and pulls him to his feet! DEDEDE pulls Jamie in and looking to put him away once and for all! Simply manhandling one of the greatest technical wrestlers we’ve ever seen! DEDEDE has Jamie in position! THE GRAND SLAM! IT CONNECTS!!
Eve: DEDEDE looking more and more maniacal as this match goes on! Like watching him slowly descend into that place of madness we all know he loves so much! He’s going to cover Jamie— BUT XANDER PAYNE RUNS IN AND DROPS ON TOP OF BOTH OF THEM WITH A SENTON! XANDER TRYING TO GET AN ADVANTAGE ON THE CHAMPION NOW! DEDEDE HAS SYSTEMATICALLY TORN THROUGH EVERYONE IN THIS MATCHUP BUT NOW XANDER HAS RECOVERED AND IS LOOKING TO TAKE HIS SHOT AT THE CHAIRMAN!
Deadprez: Payne grabbing DEDEDE by the head and trying quickly to hoist him up! LOOKING FOR THE PAYNEKILLER! THE PACKAGE PILEDRIVER!
Eve: BUT DEDEDE BREAKS ONE OF HIS LEGA FREE AND USES IT TO DRIVE KNEES INTO THE SKULL OF PAYNE! DEDEDE BASHING RELENTLESSLY INTO XANDER’S HEAD AND PAYNE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO RELEASE HIS GRIP AND LET THE CHAMPION GO! Payne trying to recover! Clutching at his face and recoiling! But DEDEDE has other ideas in mind! He grabs Xander and runs him back through the ropes again! Xander crashes to the metal floor on the outside and DEDEDE is in hot pursuit! Payne trying to create some distance but DEDEDE is already there! On him like a shadow!
Deadprez: DEDEDE grabbing Payne and driving a knee into his gut! DEDEDE reaches down and— DEDEDE HAS THE BOWLING BALL NOW! HE DRIVES IT RIGHT INTO THE SPINE OF XANDER PAYNE! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! HE COULD BREAK HIS BACK WITH THAT! DEDEDE FINALLY TOSSING THE BALL ASIDE BUT THE DAMAGE IS DONE! BUT HE HAS SOMETHING ELSE IN MIND! DEDEDE HOLDS XANDER IN FRONT OF THE SHATTERED POD! AND HE HITS THE GRAND SLAM! THE ROCK BOTTOM! HE JUST DROVE XANDER DOWN INTO ALL THAT GLASS AND DEBRIS! PAYNE IS OUT!
Eve: DEDEDE has been nothing short of walking destruction since he entered this match!
Deadprez: DEDEDE stepping inside the pod now! Looking for something!
Gavin Kirkland: Mark Michaels is about to enter! Does he stand any chance against this monstrosity of a man?
Eve: I don’t know if anyone stands a chance against Gawdzilla!
Deadprez: AND HERE COMES THE FINAL ENTRANT! MARK MICHAELS EXITS HIS POD WITH THAT LEAD PIPE IN HAND! Mark stepping into the ring now! He looks around but no one else is up! DEDEDE took everyone else out! Mark looks around at the broken bodies and seems to pick a target! He stands over Big Mike! Mark holds that lead pipe up high! Ready to swing!
Eve: BUT DEDEDE JUST NAILED MARK OVER THE HEAD WITH THE EQUALIZER!!! MARK DROPS TO THE MAT! AND DEDEDE COVERS HIM!
Gina Romano: Mark Michaels has been eliminated!
Gavin Kirkland: That… that’s it?
Eve: That’s it. Mark is out.
Gavin Kirkland: Well… that was underbooked.
Deadprez: But now DEDEDE is taking that lead pipe and he turns around! Cameron Ella Ava is just now trying to get to her feet! But here comes DEDEDE! He runs in and drives a knee into the side of her head! She tries to keep getting back up but DEDEDE whips that big phallic lead pipe across her face! Cameron is knocked back to the mat again and trying to crawl away but the Chairman has that evil look in his eyes! He— HE DRIVES THE END OF THAT PIPE STRAIGHT DOWN INTO THE BASE OF HER SPINE!! Cameron’s entire body seizes with pain as that must’ve triggered her nervous system!
Eve: BUT HERE COMES JAMIE! HE JUST PRESSED TO HIS FEET AND CONNECTS WITH A FOREARM TO THE FACE OF THE CHAMPION! DEDEDE IS ACTUALLY STUMBLED FOR A SECOND! AND JAMIE STAYS ON THE OFFENSIVE! DRIVING SHOT AFTER SHOT INTO THE CHAMPION’S HEAD! DEDEDE DROPS THE PIPE AND IS AGAINST THE ROPES! THE CROWD FIRING UP BEHIND O’HARA NOW! WATCHING HIM CHIP AWAY AT THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! JAMIE SWINGS A MASSIVE PUNCH AT DEDEDE’S HEAD!
Deadprez: BUT DEDEDE DIPS HIS SHOULDER AND SENDS JAMIE OVER THE ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE! BUT JAMIE LANDS ON HIS FEET! HE RETURNS WITH ANOTHER FOREARM TO THE FACE OF THE CHAIRMAN! DEDEDE DROPS TO A KNEE! JAMIE TRYING TO KEEP CONTROL!
Eve: BUT DEDEDE GRABS ONE OF THE WOOD SHARDS FROM THAT SHATTERED HALF OF THE DIDGERIDOO AND DRIVES IT RIGHT INTO JAMIE’S THIGH!
Deadprez: Jamie lets out a scream of pain and DEDEDE going to make him pay for trying come back in this matchup! BUT CAMERON ELLA AVA IS BACK UP! DEDEDE EXITS THE ROPES TO GET JAMIE AND DOES NOT SEE CAMERON UP BEHIND HIM! SHE GRABS DEDEDE BY THE NECK AND DROPS DOWN! MAKESHIFT NECKBREAKER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DEDEDE IS DROPPED TO A KNEE AGAIN ON THE OUTSIDE!
Eve: Jamie sees the opening Cameron just created and is looking to make some use of that bad leg! Jamie rips the wood shard out of his thigh! He uses what strength he has in the leg to move in! Jamie leaps with the bicycle knee! IN EXCELSIS!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT DEDEDE CATCHES THE KNEE AND DRIVES AN ELBOW INTO THE FLESH WOUND HE CREATED! JAMIE CALLS OUT IN PAIN AND DEDEDE SCOOPS HIM UP AND DRIVES JAMIE BACK FIRST INTO THE CHAIN WALL OF THE CHAMBER!
Eve: BUT HERE COMES CAMERON AGAIN! SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK FROM THE RING TO THE OUTSIDE! SHE NAILS DEDEDE RIGHT IN THE BACK AND BOUNCES HIS HEAD OFF THE CHAIN! DEDEDE is rocked for a second but Cameron not letting that be all of it! She rushes in now with punches to the jaw of her former tag partner! The man who tormented her family for ages! And Cameron unleashing everything on him! Not giving him any air to breathe! Firing away at the man who put her husband on ice for six months! Cameron kicks the knee of DEDEDE to the side and buckles it! CAMERON GOING FOR THE KILL! GODDESS TOUCH!
Deadprez: BUT DEDEDE CATCHES THE LEG AND SAVES HIMSELF! HE TAKES A HOLD OF CAM’S LEG AND STANDS TO HIS FEET! AND NOW HE TURNS— SWINGING CAMERON LIKE A FUCKING BASEBALL BAT INTO ONE OF THE EMPTY BUT STILL UNBROKEN PODS! CAMERON DROPS TO THE FLOOR IN PAIN! AND NOW DEDEDE REACHING DOWN! HE GRABS CAMERON BY THE THROAT! HE PULLS HER UP— AND CHOKESLAMS HER RIGHT DOWN ON TOP OF JAMIE!
Eve: WAIT! LOOK BACK IN THE RING! CHRIS ELITE AND BIG MIKE HAVE JUST DRUG XANDER PAYNE OUT OF THAT DESTROYED POD! They position him right on the mat in front of the corner! Xander looks like he’s still out from the damage done by DEDEDE! Mike holding Payne in place! And Chris— CHRIS ELITE BACK TO THE TOP ROPE! HE HAS IT LINED UP! YOU GOTTA LOVE IT!!! THE 630 SENTON!
Deadprez: RIGHT INTO XANDER’S KNEES! PAYNE WAS PLAYING DEAD! BIG MIKE TRYING TO STOMP HIM NOW BUT XANDER CATCHES THE BOOT AND SHOVES HIM AWAY! Payne now rolling to his feet! Getting up just in time to see Big Mike running in looking to hit a clothesline into the corner! BUT XANDER SQUATS DOWN AND LIFTS! HE PULLS BIG MIKE INTO A FLAPJACK! AND MIKE’S HEAD BOUNCES OFF THE STEEL POST IN THE CORNER!
Eve: Xander stalking Chris Elite now! Looking to take him out once and for all! Xander stpesnover as Chris still recovers from landing on Payne’s knees! Xander grabs Elite by the head—
Deadprez: BUT CHRIS ELITE WITH A LOW BLOW TO XANDER PAYNE! CHRIS ELITE TOOK HIS SHOT AND NOW SCRAMBLING TO HIS FEET! ELITE RUNS AND HITS THE ROPES! HE COMES BACK! SHOTGUN DROPKICK DRIVES XANDER BACK INTO THE ROPES! XANDER BOUNCING OFF AND STILL ON HIS FEET! BUT ELITE HITTING THE ROPES AGAIN! HERE HE COMES!
Eve: LAST SEDATION! XANDER CATCHES ELITE MID STRIDE FOR THE POP UP POWERBOMB!
Deadprez: SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! XANDER HAD ELITE UP IN POWERBOMB POSITION! BUT DEDEDE JUST CAME UNDERNEATH WITH A SPEAR WHILE XANDER COULDN’T SEE! HE JUST RIPPED THROUGH XANDER PAYNE LIKE TISSUE PAPER! XANDER HAD ELITE ON HIS SHOULDERS AND COULD ONLY TAKE THW FULL FORCE OF THAT SPEAR! ELITE IS SENT CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE FROM THE MOMENTUM! DEDEDE MAKES THE COVER!
Gina Romano: Xander Payne has been eliminated!
Eve: Only four competitors lefts! And no one has shown any real signs of stopping the slaughter that Mr. DEDEDE has brought tonight! The same officials that carried Mark Michael’s broken body out of the ring are now pulling Xander out through the door! DEDEDE stands to his feet and looks around, disgustingly proud of the carnage he’s caused! DEDEDE looks over at Chris Elite who is just getting to his feet again! But Elite catches his eye and wants no part of that! Chris Elite immediately climbing up that chain wall of the structure and setting himself up on top of an empty pod!
Deadprez: When you look around at how DEDEDE has dominated this, you can’t blame him. DEDEDE just grins at him before turning his attention to the other two competitors in the ring! He walks over to where Jamie and Cameron are still down and grabs Cameron by her dark hair! He lifts her up and Cameron lets out a scream of shock as she is jolted awake! DEDEDE looking to continue this horror movie massacre and walk out with his title in tact!
Eve: DEDEDE’s got Cameron in the ring now and he grabs Mark Michaels’s lead pipe! DEDEDE BASHING THAT PIPE OVER THE BACK OF CAMERON’S HEAD! AND NOW BEATING HER ALL OVER WITH IT! LEFT RIGHT AND CENTER! PRACTICALLY PULLING HER OVER HIS KNEE AND BEATING HER WITH THAT PIPE! DEDEDE letting Cameron fall back to the mat in a heap! She tries to feel for the ropes! Cameron trying desperately to get back to her feet and survive this fight!
Deadprez: Hey… what the fuck is Chris doing?
Eve: But DEDEDE has her lined up! He’s set for the spear! DEDEDE going to claim another victim right now! Cameron pulling herself up! And here comes DEDEDE! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!
Deadprez: GENKI CANNON!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: JAMIE O’HARA JUST LEAPT FROM THE TURNBUCKLE AND HIT THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE BACK OF DEDEDE BEFORE HE COULD HIT THE SPEAR! HE JUST DROVE DEDEDE DOWN TO THE MAT AND THE CHAMPION’S HEAD BOUNCED OFF THE CANVAS!
Deadprez: LOOK! LOOK UP! CHRIS ELITE KEPT CLIMBING THE STRUCTURE! HE’S UP TO THE TOP OF THE DOMED CEILING AND DANGLING BY HIS LEGS! CHRIS IS RIGHT ABOVE DEDEDE AND JAMIE O’HARA STEPS OUT OF THE WAY! DON’T DO IT CHRIS!
Eve: HE DROPS!! CHRIS ELITE CRASHING DOWN! THE PEOPLE’S MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP OF THE STRUCTURE!!
Deadprez: AND HE HITS IT! THE MOVE CHRIS ADAPTED FROM DEDEDE AND HE JUST HIT IT FROM ALMOST TWENTY FEET IN THE AIR! ELITE HAS THE COVER!
Eve: BUT DEDEDE KICKED OUT AT THE LAST INSTANT! CHRIS ELITE JUST PUT HIS LIFE ON THE LINE FOR A HOME RUN SWING AND IT JUST WASN’T ENOUGH!
Deadprez: It’s going to take something massive to put DEDEDE away! Cameron, Jamie, and Chris! All of them looking at the Chairman who’s climbing to his feet! They share a glance amongst them and all nod at each other! DEDEDE pushing you to his knees! He—
Eve: GODDESS TOUCH! CAMERON CONNECTS WITH THE ENZIGURI! DEDEDE is knocked back! But he’s still pressing up to—
Deadprez: BOX OFFICE SMASH! ELITE NAILS THE CHAMPION WITH THE SUPERKICK! DEDEDE FALLS AND TURNS—
Eve: IN EXCELSIS! HE WAS KNOCKED RIGHT INTO THE BICYCLE KNEE! ONE SHOT AFTER THE OTHER AND DEDEDE DROPS TO THE MAT! THEY’VE DONE IT!! DEDEDE IS OUT COLD! JAMIE, CHRIS, AND CAMERON ALL FALL ON TOP OF DEDEDE FOR THE PIN!
Eve: HOW? HOW?!? DEDEDE KICKS OUT AND ALL THREE WHO WERE JUST PINNING HIM SIT IN SHOCK! DEDEDE TRYING TO ROLL OVER NOW AND PRESS IO TO HIS FEET! BUT ALL THREE NOW CLUBBING AWAY AT THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION AND TRYING TO PUT HIM AWAY!
Deadprez: BUT DEDEDE EXPLODES TO HIS FEET AND SHOVES CAMERON TO THE CORNER! HE HITS ELITE WITH A BACK ELBOW! AND HE PLANTS A FIST RIGHT INTO THE NOSE OF JAMIE! DEDEDE IS AN UNSTOPPABLE MONSTER!
Eve: CAMERON LEAPS ONTO DEDEDE’S BACK! SHE WRAPS HER ARM AROUND HIS THROAT AND TRIES TO GAIN AHOLD OF A CHOKE! AND SHE HAS THAT TASER AGAIN! SHE TRIES TO PRESS IT INTO DEDEDE BUT THE CHAMPION GRABS HER ARM! HE HOLDS THE TASER AWAY FROM HIMSELF! DEDEDE PULLS HER OVER! HE HAS CAMERON IN POSITION AND DRIVES HER INTO THE MAT WITH A TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! CAMERON HAS BEEN BRUTALIZED THROUGH THE COURSE OF THIS CONTEST!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT HERE COMES THE SAVIOR OF US ALL! BIG MIKE IS HERE AND HE GRABS DEDEDE FROM BEHIND! BIG MIKE USING THAT BIG MAN STRENGTH TO DROP DEDEDE BACK WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Eve: BUT DEDEDE LANDS AND JUST ROLLS THROUGH! HES ALREADY UP TO ONE KNEE! BIG MIKE LOOKING SO PROUD OF HIMSELF BUT HE TURNS AROUND— RIGHT INTO A SPEAR!
Gavin Kirkland: BIG MIKE WAS JUST TORN IN HALF TO BECOME TWO LITTLE MIKES!
Deadprez: BUT JAMIE O’HARA FROM BEHIND WITH THAT LEAD PIPE NOW! BASHING IT INTO DEDEDE’S SKULL! SMASHING DEDEDE IN THE KNEE WITH IT! JAMIE GRABS DEDEDE BY THE ARM NOW! TWISTS THROUGH! JAMIE GOING FOR IT ALL! STARDUST BREAKER!
Eve: BUT DEDEDE CATCHES JAMIE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RIPCORD KNEE! HE GRABS HIM OUT OF THE AIR AND THROWS JAMIE BACKWARDS WITH A MODIFIED FALLAWAY SLAM! JAMIE IS TOSSED OVER THE TOP ROPE AND CRASHES TO THE OUTSIDE INTO THE METAL GRATES! DEDEDE CONTINUING THE MONSTROUS RAMPAGE! HE LOOKS BACK AT CAMERON—
Gavin Kirkland: BOX OFFICE SMASH! CHRIS ELITE WITH ANOTHER SUPERKICK!
Deadprez: BUT DEDEDE CATCHES IT THIS TIME! DEDEDE WITH A KICK TO THE STOMACH OF ELITE! HE GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD AND PULLS HIM IN! DEDEDE WITH THAT TWISTED SMILE AS HE HOOKS BOTH ARMS! HE LIFTS ELITE UP! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK BRAINBUSTER! MK DRIVER PLANTS CHRIS ELITE DOWN INTO THE MAT!! DEDEDE HAS THE COVER!
Gina Romano: Chris Elite has been eliminated!
Eve: Mr. DEDEDE adding another to the list of victims here in the chamber! He’s already eliminated half the field! Only Jamie and Cameron are left to stand in his way! Cameron trying to get to her feet!
Deadprez: The officials are helping Big Mike and Chris Elite out of the chamber as DEDEDE looks to continue his warpath against Cameron and Jamie!
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT! LOOK!
Deadprez: XANDER PAYNE! XANDER RUNNING BACK DOWN FROM THE RAMP! HE WAS ALREADY ELIMINATED! BUT HE’S RUNNING DOWN AND BURSTING HIS WAY INTO THE RING WHILE THE DOOR IS OPEN! THE OFFICIALS WERE STILL HELPING ELITE AND BIG MIKE TO GET OUT! AND LOOK! XANDER HAS A SLEDGEHAMMER WITH HIM! DEDEDE STILL HAS HIS BACK TURNED!
Eve: XANDER JUST SWUNG THE HAMMER FULL FORCE INTO THE BACK OF DEDEDE’S HEAD! DEDEDE JUST DROPPED LIKE DEAD WEIGHT TO THE MAT! XANDER DROPS THE HAMMER AND STANDS OVER THE CHAIRMAN!
Xander Payne (off mic): THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY TIME! MY TIME! DO YOU HEAR ME?!? YOU ARE NOT SUPERIOR! I AM SUPERIOR! I STAND ABOVE ALL OF YOU! AND YOU RUINED MY MOMENT! FUCK YOU!
Eve: Xander making his feelings known as he stands over the chairman! XANDER SPITS INTO THE FACE OF THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! AND NOW XANDER JUST WALKING AWAY! HE WALKS OUT OF THE CHAMBER AND LEAVING THE CHAMPION ON THE MAT!
Deadprez: BUT NOW JAMIE O’HARA HAS THAT SLEDGEHAMMER! AN ALL TOO FAMILIAR WEAPON!! JAMIE TAKES IT AND STANDS OVER DEDEDE! HE HOLDS IT BY THE HANDLE WITH THE HEAD RIGHT OVER THE CHAIRMAN! JAMIE DRIVES THAT SLEDGEHAMMER DOWN RIGHT INTO DEDEDE’S MOUTH! MY GOD!
Eve: JAMIE LOOKING TO PUT AN END TO THINGS ONCE AND FOR ALL! HE DROPS THE HAMMER AND GRABS DEDEDE BY THE ARM! GONNA TRY ONE MORE TIME! HE PULLS DEDEDE UP! WRAPS HIM UP! HOLDS THE ARM! PULLS HIM THROUGH! STARDUST BREAKER CONNECTS!! THE RIPCORD KNEE! DEDEDE DROPS! AND JAMIE FALLS OVER HIM FOR THE COVER!
Gina Romano: Mr. DEDEDE has been eliminated!
Eve: HE DID IT! JAMIE DID IT! MR. DEDEDE IS GONE! WE WILL HAVE A NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! DEDEDE BEING DRAGGED OUT OF THE RING BY THE OFFICIALS AND THE REIGN OF TERROR IS OVER!
Deadprez: But who’s it gonna be?
Eve: Jamie turning now, and he looks back to see Cameron Ella Ava standing to her feet! Both of them lock eyes! These two rivals, turned lovers, and now one of them will walk out as the Answers World Champion! They said all week that they were willing to fight each other! That they were willing to destroy one another if that’s what it took, after all, they’ve done it before! But since then they’ve been through hell together! Cameron watched as Jamie’s career was nearly taken from him! Jamie was forced to watch from home and hospital beds as Cameron’s life was systematically torn to pieces all last year!
Deadprez: Cameron has sworn her commitment to Jamie. Jamie has sworn he would protect Cameron at all costs!
Eve: It’s like Jamie asked someone earlier this year… can you truly play the villain to the one you love? Are you willing to sacrifice them for your own sake? And now… Jamie and Cameron face that test!
Deadprez: Both of them keeping an eye on each other! They knew this was possible! And now it’s here! AND THEY MEET IN THE MIDDLE EXCHANGING HANDS! CAMERON! JAMIE! CAMERON! JAMIE! CAMERON! JAMIE!
Eve: BUT JAMIE DUCKS UNDER CAM’S NEXT PUNCH! AND HE GRABS HER FROM BEHIND! HE PULLS HER BACK INTO A LUNGBLOWER AND NOW TRYING TO LOCK IN AN ARMBAR! BUT CAMERON PULLS HERSELF AWAY! Cam getting to her feet quickly but feeling the pain in her back from the lungblower! And Jamie rushing in again! BUT CAMERON WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT! GRABBING JAMIE FOR A DDT! BUT JAMIE RUNNING HER BACKWARDS AND CRASHING HER INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!
Deadprez: JAMIE REACHES OVER AND GRABS CAMERON’S TASER! HE JABS IT INTO THE SIDE OF HER NECK AND PRESSES THE BUTTON! CAMERON ELECTRIFIED BY THAT TASER AND DROPS TO THE MAT! JAMIE HAS AN OPENING! HE CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE! HE LOOKS DOWN AT CAMERON! BUT WAIT! NOT ENOUGH FOR HIM! HE LOOKS BACK! JAMIE CLIMBING UP TO THE VERY TOP OF THE CHAMBER POD THAT CAMERON CAME OUT OF! SHE’S STILL DOWN FROM BEING TASED! JAMIE LOOKING DOWN— AND HE LEAPS! GENKI CANNON!
Eve: IT HITS! JAMIE HITS THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP FROM THE TOP OF A CHAMBER POD! HE MAKES THE COVER!
Eve: BUT THE GODDESS KICKS OUT!!!!!!
Deadprez: Jamie almost can’t believe it himself! Cameron just kicked out of what I thought was the end of this whole thing! But he doesn’t have time to stay down and wait! Hesitation will cost you everything here! Jamie grabs Cameron and pulls her up to her feet! He grabs her by the head and grabs her arm! He feeds the arm though! Pump handle position! GALACTIC BUSTER!! THE PUMP HANDLE LUNGBLOWER TO CAMERON!
Eve: NO! CAMERON FREED HER ARM AND ROLLED OFF JUST IN TIME! JAMIE DROPPED TO HIS BACK FOR THE LUNGBLOWER BUT CAMERON LANDS ON HER FEET! CAMERON STEPS IN! GODDESS TOUCH! THE ENZIGURI RIGHT TO THE TEMPLE OF THE ACE!
Deadprez: IT HITS! AND CAMERON HAS THE COVER! SHE HOOKS BOTH LEGS DEEP ON JAMIE!
Eve: BUT O’HARA POWERS OUT AT THE LAST FRACTION OF A SECOND! Cameron pounding a fist into the ground! She wants this! After this long journey of a career she wants to win a World Championship outside of the women’s division! She needs to find some way to put this match away and she needs to do it soon!
Deadprez: But Jamie wants the title too! He’s been chasing his third World Championship for a long time! Even fighting his way back from injury to get back to EAW and reclaim that top spot he once held for so long! Jamie gathering himself now on the mat! But Cameron looking to create a new opening! Cameron grabbing Jamie by the head and tying up his legs— CAMERON TRYING TO APPLY THE AVA LOCK! SHE’S LOOKING TO MAKE JAMIE TAP OUT! CAMERON TRYING BUT JAMIE FEELS IT COMING!
Eve: These two know each other so well! Jamie has come out on top of their past encounters and if anyone knows how to stop the Ava Lock, it’s him! He pries Cameron’s hands off of his head and releases himself! Jamie now fighting back with elbows to the abdomen! And Jamie is free! Cameron bounces quickly to her feet though! She hops back a step as Jamie tries to rise— GODDESS TOUCH!
Deadprez: BUT JAMIE BLOCKED IT THIS TIME! HE GETS HIS ARM UP AND GUARDS HIS HEAD FROM THE ENZIGURI THAT HAS BROUGHT CAMERON SO MUCH SUCCESS! CAMERON FALLS TO THE MAT AND JAMIE LEAPS UP AND STOMPS HER INTO THE MAT! Jamie now grabbing Cameron by the arm! He drags her up and feeds her arm underneath her legs— GALACTIC BUSTER CONNECTS! THE PUMPHANDLE LUNGBLOWER! CAM IS LEFT GASPING FOR AIR AS HER SPINE HAS TAKEN SO MUCH DAMAGE THROUGH THIS MATCH!
Eve: BUT JAMIE MAINTAINS A HOLD ON CAMERON’S ARM! HE DRAGS HER TO HER FEET AGAIN! HE HAS HER IN POSITION! IF JAMIE HITS THIS, ITS OVER!
Deadprez: He has her in position for the Stardust Breaker! He knows this is the end! All that time he spent wanting to protect Cameron! And now he has to crush her dreams!
Jamie O’Hara (off mic): … I love you… forgive me…
Eve: JAMIE PULLS THE ARM! HE TURNS HER AROUND! AND HE THROWS THE KNEE! STARDUST BREAKER!
Gavin Kirkland: GODDESS TOUCH!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: JAMIE HESITATED FOR JUST ONE SECOND AND CAMERON USED THE MOMENTUM OF THE RIPCORD TO THROW HER LEGS UP FOR THE ENZIGURI! JAMIE IS SLUMPED DOWN!
Eve: BUT CAMERON IS ON THE ATTACK! SHE GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND NOW! LEAVING NOTHING TO CHANCE! SHE PULLS THE ARM! STARDUST BREAKER!!!!!!!
Deadprez: IT HITS!! CAMERON ELLA AVA HAS JUST DROPPED JAMIE O’HARA WITH THE MOVE HE TAUGHT HER! CAMERON HAS THE COVER! SHE HOOKS THE LEGS!
Gina Romano: Jamie O’Hara has been eliminated!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: ladies and gentlemen… here is your winner… and… NNNNEEEEEEWWWWWWWW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION… CAMMMERRROONNNNN EEELLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAA!!!!
(The crowd goes absolutely insane as Cameron struggles to her feet, tears already streaming down her face as the referee raises her hand.)
Eve: WHAT AN AMAZING WIN! CAMERON ELLA AVA! SHE IS OUR CHAMPION! SHE FINALLY DID IT!
Deadprez: I’ve seen Cameron competing for years here in EAW! Nearly a decade now! And she’s come so far in this journey! Cameron Ella Ava is the Answers World Champion!
Gavin Kirkland: I always support the titties! Never doubt the titties! The titties won!
(Camera sees Eve put her foot up and shove Gavin out of his seat and away from the commentary desk.)
(The Answers World Championship is brought into the ring. Cameron puts her hands out to receive the title she has worked so long for. But Jamie O’Hara steps in and snatches the belt from the referee.)
Eve: Jamie O’Hara put up a monstrous effort as one of the two men to start this match! But in the end, he came up just inches short!
(Jamie looks down at the belt, looking disappointed and hurt. You can see all the passion and desire in his eyes.)
Deadprez: He hates losing, and he hates that he once again came so close but still walks empty-handed! Cameron Ella Ava came out of here the winner!
(Jamie takes one more look at the title before taking a breath. And finally a smile crawls across his face. He steps around and straps the title around Cameron’s waist. He then takes her into his arms and gives her a kiss as the crowd cheers.)
Eve: Jamie is disappointed but he is proud of his wife! She has battled so hard and so long to get here! And now she has the title! She won the match! She went through hell and came out as a champion!
(Jamie raises Cameron’s hand and exits the ring. He claps for her as he walks backwards up the ramp before disappearing behind the curtain. Cameron then turns and faces the cheering fans. She steps out of the ring and walks out of the chamber, beginning to climb the chain walls from the outside.)
Deadprez: Cameron Ella Ava finally has her shining moment! And what a match she survived to get it! What pain and punishment she suffered to be here! The strength, the will to win, the mental fortitude… Cameron has always been destined for greatness!
(Cameron scales the Extreme Elimination Chamber and gets herself on top of the structure. She steadies herself at the center of the roof and looks out to the sea of fans showering her in praise. She takes the title from around her waist and holds it high for all to see.)
Eve: And this is how we close the decade in EAW! Our new champion! Coronated here in front of all these fans! Cameron Ella Ava will enter 2020 as the Answers World Champion for the first time in her career! We want to thank everyone for joining us here for Road to Redemption! And for supporting us here for so many years! This decade wraps to a close! But here’s to many more right here with you all! For Deadprez, Gavin Kirkland, and all of our broadcast colleagues, I’m Eve! And we will see you all next time!
(The finally shot shows Cameron standing atop the chamber, clutching her brand new championship in her hands.)
(EAW Logo Buzzes.)