( ‘History’ by Jay Z begins to play as EAW’s various logos through the years flash on the screen )
Narrator: Five years ago, an empire began.
( Jaywalker is shown defeating Hardy Boyz to become the first ever World Heavyweight Champion )
Narrator: For five years, we’ve seen things that we’ll never forget.
( Mr. DEDEDE is shown defeating The Rated R Shaman of Sexy and Y2Impact to win the World Heavyweight Championship at Reckless Wiring )
Narrator: Five years of classic matches…
( Y2Impact defeating CM Banks to win the World Heavyweight Championship at Pain For Pride 3 is shown )
Narrator: Five years of career defining moments…
( The Heart Break Boy is shown defeating Extreme Enigma to retain his EAW Championship at Pain 4 Pride )
Narrator: Five years of… EXTREME… ANSWERS… WRESTLING!!
( ‘History’ cuts out as clips of the current EAW and the build-up to Road to Redemption are shown, the package ends with a fading image of the Extreme Elimination Chamber )
Jaywalker: So many things can go wrong…
The Heart Break Boy: It’s more than just a match…
Scott Diamond: It’s the vilest thing I’ve ever witnessed…
Colin Kaline: It’s dangerous…
Dark Demon: Demonic…
Y2Impact: It’ll eat you alive if you’re not careful.
Zack Crash: It’s the type of match that ANYONE can win, if they’re smart enough.
Ashten Cross: No room for error.
Rami: This… is the match that creates hardcore legends.
POP: It could be your best friend, or your worst enemy…
Superior Quality 85: It’ perilous, but it can be conquered…
Hurricane Hawk: And in the end, it’s all worth it…
Hades the Hellraiser: This is my…
Moses X: This… is my.
Diamond Cage: THIS IS MY!
Christy Cruise: My…
Robbie V: My…
Troy Conway: My…
Sasha Fierce: My…
Liam Catterson: My…
Johnny Ventura: My…
( All of the extremist’s and vixen’s voices begin to come together )
All: ROAD TO REDEMPTION!
Narrator: And now… EAW PRESENTS… ROAD TO REDEMPTION 6!!
( Camera fades inside a dimly lit Joe Louis Arena. Suddenly ‘Take the Power Back’ by Rage Against the Machine hits and a huge display of orange and white pyro begins to go off. The camera pans around the thousands of people inside of the arena before focusing in on Hey Yo Chico and Edge And TNA Rocks )
ETR: WELCOME!! WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE FIFTH ANNIVERSARY OF EXTREME ANSWERS WRESTLING!! ROAD TO REDEMPTION 6!! We have a PHENOMENAL night lined up for you headlined by the two Extreme Elimination Chambers, but partner, that’s far from all!
HYC: Indeed RTR, on the Showdown side we have The Interwire Championship being defended as Hades defends against Johnny Ventura… Robbie V takes on Diamond Cage in a HARDCORE IRON MAN MATCH!!… And not to mention a highly heated contest between Christy Cruise, and Sasha Fierce.
ETR: Let’s now send it over to our Dynasty colleagues Stew-O and Masters!
Stew: Thanks ETR, it’s a pleasure to be here folks, as ETR mentioned two Extreme Elimination Chamber matches tonight, one for the World Heavyweight Championship, one for the Answers World Championship. And the big question all week has been Masters, who will walk out as the Answers World Champion?
Masters: Your guess is as good as mine Stew, but let’s not forget that both the National Extreme Championship and New Breed Championship will be defended tonight! In fact… we’re about to kick it off with one of those matches, right now!
( Camera fades into the ring as the New Breed Championship graphic flashes across the screen )
Ring Announcer: The following contest scheduled for one fall… IS FOR THEEE NEWWWW BREEEEEEED CHAMPPPPIONNNNSHIIIIIPP!!
( ‘Kick in the Teeth’ by Papa Roach hits as Dorin sprints down to the ring )
Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, the challenger, residing in Chicago, Illinois… weighing in at 210 pounds… DORRRRRRIIINNNN!!
Stew: Well folks, what a way to start off Road to Redemption 6! Dorin wants the New Breed Championship, plain and simple. And he says that there is no one here tonight that’s going to stop him from getting it.
( ‘Wrong’ by Depeche Mode hits as Liam Catterson makes his way to the ring with the New Breed Championship around his waist )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from United Kingdom, Shildon… weighing in at 190 pounds… HE IS THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION!!… LIAAAAMMMMM CATTERRRRSSSOOONNN!!
Masters: Well if there’s anyone that CAN stop Dorin, it would be this man right here. Liam’s had a pretty impressive reign as the New Breed Champion, and he doesn’t have any hopes of having it come to an end tonight.
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: There’s the bell, and folks I can promise you this much, this will be nothing short of a high octane thrill ride! Dorin and Liam circle around the ring a bit, exchanging glances at one another… they both look over at the championship sitting at ringside before LOCKING UP! These two are pretty evenly matched so no one is getting the definitive advantage but Dorin manages to get the champion over to the ropes! Dorin unleashes a hard right hand which connects with Liam’s jaw! Dorin tries another shot, BUT LIAM DUCKS UNDER IT GRABS DORIN AND SLINGSHOTS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!
Masters: LIAM NOW RUNS OFF THE ROPES… AND HE CONNECTS WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE!! TAKING DORIN RIGHT OFF OF HIS FEET!! Liam heads over to the turnbuckle and hops up to the second rope as Dorin tries to recover from that vicious clothesline… Dorin makes it back to his feet as Liam jumps off! AND HE CATCHES DORIN BETWEEN THE FACE AND CHEST WITH AN AXE HANDLE!! TAKING DORIN BACK DDOWN TO THE MAT!! LIAM QUICKLY SCRAMBLES OVER TO DORIN AND HOOKS THE LEG LOOKING TO RETAIN HIS NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… KICK OUT BY DORIN!!
Stew: Liam gets back to his feet and again heads back into the corner, Liam is like a time-bomb ready to explode! Dorin stumbles back to his feet… LIAM CHARGES LOOKING FOR ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE BUT DORIN COUNTERS WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER!! DROPPING LIAM’S SPINE RIGHT AGAINST HIS KNEE!! Liam rolls over in the ring, clutching his back and wincing, that was a fantastic reversal by Dorin who looks to take advantage here as he drops his right leg right over the face of Liam! Dorin pulls the New Breed Champion back to his feet and he hooks him for a suplex!… HE LIFTS HIM UP AND OH, INSTEAD OF A SUPLEX HE DROPS LIAM RIGHT DOWN ON HIS FACE!!
Masters: Dorin now hops over the ropes and lands on the apron, he waits for Liam to make it back to his feet… The champion makes it back to his feet and turns around… DORIN SPRINGBOARDS OVER THE ROPES, AND HE CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!! A SPRINGBOARD SPINNING HEEL KICK DELIVERED TO THE NEW BREED CHAMPION WHO IS REELING HERE!! Dorin gets him to his feet again and dishes out yet another right hand before irish whipping him into the corner… AND NOW DORIN RUSHES AT LIAM AND CONNECTS WITH A LEAPING FOREARM SMASHING THE FACE OF THE CHAMPION!!
Stew: Liam comes stumbling out of the corner… AND DORIN CONNECTS WITH THE DIARY OF PAIN!! THAT ROUNDHOUSE KICK AND LIAM GIVES WAY TO THE MAT, DORIN CRAWLS OVER TO LIAM AND ROLLS HIM OVER INTO THE PIN HE GOES HOOKING BOTH LEGS, WILL WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!?
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!…BUT NO!! LIAM GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!!
Masters: Liam is able to get the shoulder up, but he’s in trouble… he needs to take back some of the momentum that Dorin has been building up over the past few minutes… Liam starts to make it back to his feet, Dorin looks to keep him down by kicking him in his side… BUT LIAM GRABS HIST FOOT AND TACKLES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT, NOW MOUNTING HIMSELF ON TOP OF DORIN AND UNLOADING WITH RIGHTS, LEFTS, FOREARMS AND ELBOWS TO THE FACE OF DORIN, SO LIGHTING QUICK THAT DORIN CAN’T EVEN GET HIS OWN HANDS UP TO DEFEND HIMSELF!!
Stew: Liam suddenly getting his second win as he hops off of Dorin and drops an elbow across his chest! Liam gets to his feet now, radiating confidence, a much different expression than the one he was sporting a few moments ago… He slicks his hair back and allows some time for Dorin to get back to his feet… He gets behind Dorin, AND HE LIFTS HIM UP LOOKING FOR A BACK SUPLEX… BUT DORIN REVERSES IT BY TWISTING HIS BODY AROUND AND LANDING A FRAKENSTEINER!! AND HE GRABS A HOLD OF LIAM’S LEG LOOKING FOR THE PIN, AND THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… KICK OUT AGAIN!!
Masters: Liam quickly crawls towards the ropes, a bit of disbelief on his face, maybe he was taking Dorin a bit too lightly heading into this match… He makes it back to his feet… DORIN COMES CHARGING FOR HIM BUT LIAM RUNS OUT OF THE CORNER!! HOLD ON THOUGH! LOOK AT DORIN!! HE LEAPS UP ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN LOOKING FOR WHISPER IN THE WIND, BUT OH NO!! LIAM CATCHES HIM!! AND HE POWERBOMBS HIM RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! AND NOW AN ENZIGURI TO THE HEAD TO FINISH OFF THE SEQUENCE!! LIAM PULLS DORIN OUT OF THE CORNER, HOOKING BOTH LEGS!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—DORIN KICKS OUT!!
Stew: AND THAT DESPERATION LOOK ON LIAM CATTERSON JUST GREW A BIT BIGGER!! Liam gets to his feet, rubbing his hands up and down his face, he’s running out of options here, if Dorin kicked out of that, what can put him away?! Maybe Liam can’t beat Dorin! Dorin make it back to his feet, his hand on his lower back… Liam grabs him and pulls him into the center of the ring, applying a headlock! Dorin pushes him off and Liam bounces off the ropes… DORIN GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT IT’S DUCKED UNDER BY LIAM… LIAM NOW SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES CATCHES DORIN… 360 DDT!! WHAT A MOVE BY LIAM!!
Masters: Liam gets to his feet and pulls Dorin to his feet… BUT DORIN BREAKS IT BY SWATTING LIAM AWAY… AND NOW A HIGH KNEE RIGHT TO THE FACE OF LIAM WHO’S STAGGERED… DORIN NOW PULLS HIM IN LOOKING FOR THE TWIST OF FATE!!… AND HE CONN—WAIT NO!! RIGHT BEFORE DORIN COULD CONNECT LIAM GRABBED HIM FROM BEHIND… HE CONNECTS WITH THE CUTTERSON!! THE CUTTERSON CONNECTS!! LAYING OUT DORIN!! HE ROLLS HIM OVER AND HOOKS THE OUTSIDE LEG!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘Wrong’ hits as Liam Catterson is given his New Breed Championship )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND STILL THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!!… LIAAAAMMMM CATTTERRRRRSSSOOONNN!!
Stew: What a way to start off Road to Redemption! With Liam Catterson retaining his championship in what was a great match!
Masters: You have to give credit where it’s due though Stew, and Dorin did a fantastic job, he had the champions number more than once in this match… good things are ahead for that young man.
( Camera pans backstage to Jaywalker in the interview area with Jenny )
Jenny: Hello everybody, it is an absolute honour to be here tonight and with me at this time, the last remaining EAW original …JAYWAALKEERRR!!
???: We don’t care!
( Scott Diamond appears in the screen )
Scott: We don’t care what you have to say, we don’t care about you bragging about being 18-0, beating all the former world champions, you being on the first EAW show with Ronn, we don’t care!
Scott: What the people DO care about is the fact that Scott Diamond will become the very first person to hold BOTH the World and Elite championships at the same time. What they care about is Scott Diamond getting HIS redemption and becoming the world champion one more time. What they care about is Scott Diamond bringing some PRESTIGE to the Elite and World championships.
Jay: Really? Well damn, I honestly forgot you were even Elite champion until now…
Scott: Nice joke Jay but lets be real, why would ANYBODY wanna see you as champion? You had your run with the belt and failed badly with it, its about time you let others give the title a champion it deserves.
Jay: Yeah I failed, this is coming from the guy who nobody even remembers was a champion for heavens sakes. I didn’t fail badly as champion, I was a pioneer as champion, I was a trail blazer as champion, I was something you weren’t as champion …relevant!
Jay: So do me a favour when I defeat you tonight and reclaim what is RIGHTFULLY mine, that belt is mine, has always been mine and will always been mine. Every champion after me, including Demon, was just a stand-in and if you think that I am gonna go 18-0 and have some Captain Charisma lackey beat me for the title …well…you’ll be in for quite the surprise tonight Scotty.
Jay: So much so that you might want to run and go crying in whatever hole you came out for another three months like usual.
( Jay pats Scott on the shoulder and walks away )
( Camera fades to the ring )
( ‘’Mercy’’ By Kanye West plays as Christy Cruise walks out )
Ring Announcer: The following contest is for one fall, first making her way to the ring …CHRIIISTTTYYY CRUIIISEEE!!!
(Masquerade – Nicki Minaj plays as Sasha Fierce walks out )
Ring Announcer: And her opponent …SAASSHHHHAAAAA FIIEEERCEEE!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
HYC: Christy and Sasha quickly charge at each other, instantly trading blows as Christy kicks Sasha in the mid-section and whips Sasha into the turnbuckle, Christy charges at her but Sasha with an uppercut to Christy and Sasha now tackles Christy to the mat, Sasha begins to hammer Christy with elbows and forearms to the mouth but Christy headbutts Sasha, knocking her off her as both vixens get to their feet, Sasha swings at Christy but Christy ducks and dropkicks Sasha into the ropes, Christy now charges at Sasha but SASHA DUCKS AND BACKBODY DROPS CHRISTY OVER THE TOP ROPE!! AND CHRISTY LANDS ON THE FLOOR!!!
ETR: Christy is yelling in pain, Sasha now slides out after her and grabs her Christy up to her feet and RAMS CHRISTYS HEAD INTO OUR TABLE!! BUT CHRISTY BLOCKS AND RAMS SASHAS HEAD INTO OUR TABLE!! Sasha trying to shake the cobwebs off as Christy grabs her and IRISH-WHIPS SASHA INTO THE STEEL STEPS SHOULDER FIRST!! THE STEPS COME OFF WITHIN IMPACT!! Sasha is yelling in pain as Christy grabs a steel chair from the time keeper and Sasha is using the ring apron to lift herself up as CHRISTY SWINGS AT SASHA!! BUT SASHA WITH A RUNNING HIGH KNEE INTO THE CHAIR WHICH BOUNCES DIRECTLY BACK INTO THE FACE OF CHRISTY!!
HYC: Sasha scarified life and limb and practically her knee to avoid that chairshot as Christy is down and has blood flowing from above her right eye! …Sasha now on one knee, she’s clutching her other as that could be in large amounts of pain, Sasha now lifts herself up to her feet, slightly limping as she grabs Christy up and lifts Christy up for a POWERSLAM ONTO THE FLOOR!! IT CONNECTS!! CHRISTY IS YELLING IN PAIN!! Sasha now rolls Christy into the ring and hooks a leg!
ONE!!! …TWO!!!! …NO!!!! CHRISTY KICKS OUT!!!
ETR: SO CLOSE!! Sasha so close to gaining a victory there, she lifts herself up and is stalking Christy as Christy is slowing getting up and SASHA CHARGES!!! BEAUTY MAR—NO!! CHRISTY WITH THE SUPERKICK!! SUPERKICK BY CHRISTY CRUISE INTO SASHA WHO GOES DOWN!! BOTH VIXENS DOWN AS CHRISTY FALLS ON TOP OF SASHA AND THIS COULD BE IT!!
ONE!!! …TWO!!! ….NO!!! SASHA ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!!
HYC: OH MY!! Christy is now the one trying to get up as Sasha is crawling to the ropes, using them to get up as she slowly begins to turn around and CHRISTY WITH THE ONE HIT WONDER!!! THE ONE HIT WONDER CONNECTS ON SASHA AND CHRISTY MAKES THE COVER!!
ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner ..CHRRIIISTTTTYYY CRUUIIISSSEEE!!!
ETR: And a great win for Christy Cruise here tonight at Road to Redemption!
( Camera pans to Matt Ryders office with Matt playing scrabble with Mike08 )
Matt: Alright, I got ‘Zuz’ which is worth 22 points for me :O (cool)…
Mike08: I see your Zuz and raise you with …*Mike puts down a couple of letters*….(L) Maria (L)!
Matt: Oh brother….hey um, what did you ever happen to do to Moonlight Predator?
Mike08: Why tell you when I can show you! …*Mike08 flips out his phone and begins searching for images*
Mike08: Ahhh…here we go! *Mike shows Matt a picture of a chained up Moonlight Predator with now long red hair and dressed in Marias ring attire*
Mike08: Pretty hot huh (Hello)?.
Matt: Whelp, I won’t be sleeping during Christmas…
( A knock is heard on the door as Flashback steps into the room wearing a silk blue robe )
Matt: Oh now what (Ono)..
Flashback; Matt, I’ve ben doing some serious thinking and I feel that since its EAW’s fifth anniversary, we should relive the most HISTORIC match in EAW history!
Matt: What do you mean? RRS vs. CC? Impact vs. Banks? HRDO vs. DDD?
Flashback: Ehhh…close enough but no ….I mean Mike08 vs. Flashback from Reckless Wiring 1 …IN A BRA AND PANTIES MATCH!!
( Flashback pulls off his robe to reveal him wearing only black bra and panties )
Mike08: Well I’d love to beat your ass and embarrass you one more time but sadly my genitals are too big to fit in panties so I’m gonna have to pass.
Flashback: Who cares? Squeeze yourself into them..
Matt: I think I’m gonna barf…
???: Did somebody say something about large genitals??
( Brian Titus steps into the room )
Flashback: What the hell?? I thought you were dead!
Brian Titus: Ah merely not my fellow brethrens, for I shall not by killed by a mere mortal but alas, did somebody say something about a bra and panties match?
Mike08: Lets have a triple threat – aww yeah, a three-way bra and panties match!
Flashback: Greatest match of all time! Matt, can you referee it? …Matt, you okay?
Matt: Yes, just searching for my gun…
Mike: Lets have it in here, since we’re all here!
( All three men get prepared as the camera pans back to ringside )
( Ding Ding Ding )
Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall… And it is for the EAW INTERWIREEEEEEE CHAMMPIONNNNSHIP!
( Bulls on Parade by Rage Against the Machine plays as Johnny Ventura runs out in a yellow and blue attire and yellow pyrotechnics go off )
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 235 pounds… JOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNYYYY VVEENNTTTURRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!
( Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi plays as Hades the Hellraiser walks out with the Interwire championship around his waist and a blank expression as black smoke effects occur )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Devil Town, North Carolina, weighing in at 312 pounds… HE IS THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION, HADDDDDDDDDESSSSS THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELLLLLLLLLLRAIIIIISSERRR!!
ETR: Back at Justified Reckoning, we witnessed Hades the Hellraiser defeat Rami for the Interwire title, and the only thing that stopped them from causing chaos here at this outstanding event, is the fact that Johnny Ventura won the Interwire tournament and he’s first in line, but Rami and Hades are still at each others throats.
( Ding Ding Ding )
HYC: Johnny Ventura runs at Hades the Hellraiser and connects with two quick roundhouses to the back of Hades’ knees, staggering him, and Ventura goes running off the ropes… AND LEAPS FOR A FOREARM SMASH! BUT HADES THE HELLRAISER SHOVES HIM TO THE MAT IN MID AIR, COMPLETELY MANHANDLING HIM! Johnny rolls over onto one knee, trying to plan a new attack… AND JOHNNY CONNECTS WITH A LOW DROPKICK! Hades falls to one knee as Johnny start hitting roundhouses to the shoulders of Hades over and over again… AND JOHNNY VENTURA WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK! It connects hard into the face of Hades who falls to the mat and Johnny quickly covers, but Hades gets a shoulder up easily… Johnny Ventura drops to mat and locks in a sleeper hold, and I really like the offense Johnny has going, ETR. Attacking the legs to ground the big man, and now he is trying to wear him down with a classic sleeper hold… Johnny is continuing to squeeze hard, but Hades is using his strength as he pulls himself up to one foot… AND HADES IS ON HIS FEET NOW! AND HE RUNS BACKWARDS, SLAMMING JOHNNY SPINE-FIRST INTO THE CORNER TURBUCKLE! Hades turns around now, and starts hitting the right and left hands into the jaw of Johnny Ventura, and now he pulls him up over his shoulder… AND SLAMS HIM SPINE-FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AGAIN, AGAIN, AGAIN, AND AGAIN! He finally stops as Johnny is very dazed here….
ETR: Hades grabs Johnny by the arm and whips him into the ropes… AND HADES GOES FOR A SIDEWALK SLAM! CLASSIC HADE—JOHHNY VENTURA SPINS AROUND AND DOES A TILT-A-WHIRL DDT! BUT HADES KEEPS HIMSELF ON HIS FEET, AND CHARGES, LOOKING TO TACKLE JOHNNY INTO THE CORNER! BUT JOHNNY VENTURA FLIPS HIMSELF OVER HIS SHOULDER AND HADES RUNS CHEST FIRST INTO THE CORNER! Hades turns around… AND JOHNNY VENTURA GOES FOR A SUPERKICK EARLY ON! BUT HADES CATCHES HIS FOOT… AND DROPS IT OVER THE TOP ROPE AS JOHNNY’S JUNK JUST HIT THE TOP ROPE HARD! And Hades grips him by his throat… AND HADES LOOKS FOR A CHOKESLAM! BUT IN THE MID AIR JOHNNY VENTURA COUNTERS AND DROPKICKS HIM MID AIR! Hades falls back in the corner as Johnny repositions himself on his feet… AND JOHNNY CHARGES FOR DOUBLE KNEES INTO HADES FACE! BUT HADES CATCHES HIM AS HE CARRIES HIM TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, AND…. JOHNNY VENTURA QUICKLY SNAPS BACK AND HITS A HURRICANRANA, SENDING HADES TUMBLING AGAINST THE RING ROPES! Johnny is quick on the offense here as he charges with a baseball slide, causing Hades to fall on his back and let’s Johnny escape the ring quickly. Johnny tosses up the ring apron… AND HE PULLS OUT A BARBWIRED BOARD! He slides it into the ring and positions himself on the top turnbuckle…
HYC: AND JOHNNY VENTURA GOES FOR A ELBOW DROP! AND IT CONNECTS! Johnny Ventura’s tactics and maneuvers remind me of the Heart Break Boy, and Johnny isn’t done there as he continuously hits knee drops across the face of Hades, over and over again…. The repetitive offense has slowed down as Johnny tries to come up with a way to use that barbed-wire board, since he knows he cannot lift or slam Hades the Hellraiser… Johnny Ventura goes over to the corner and he is wedging the board between the top and middle ropes… He turns around to lift up Had—HADES IS ON HIS FEET AND HE KICKS JOHNNY RIGHT IN THE GUT, AND HE GRABS JOHNNY BY HIS TRUNKS AND SHOULDERS… AND HE TOSSES HIM HEADFIRST INTO THE BOARD! THE BARBED-WIRE BOARD BREAKS IN HALF AND THE WIRING IS STUCK IN HIS HEAD! Johnny Ventura falls backwards on the mat, holding his skull and trying to pull out the barbed-wire… Hades drops to the mat and hooks the leg!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOO!! JOHNNY GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE!
ETR: Hades is enraged that all his efforts were led up to a cheap rope break, and he starts smashing Johnny Ventura’s head into the canvas over and over again, filling it with a cruel blood stain that illuminates that section of the mat… Hades pulls Johnny up to his feet, and he Irish whips him into the ropes… HADES LOOKS TO FLATTEN JOHNNY WITH A BIG BOOT! BUT JOHNNY DUCKS AND SLIDES OUT OF THE RING, TRYING TO RECOVER! The champion here is enraged as he rolls out of the ring and runs at Johnny, hammering his fist into his back over and over again, but Johnny responds with a few, powerful elbows to his gut, and after that he drives his elbow hard into Hades’ jaw and he tumbles back a few steps… JOHNNY VENTURA WITH A PELE KICK OUT OF NO WHERE! Hades holds his head as he falls back and leans against the corner post, and Johnny Ventura goes over and starts smashing his face into the corner post over and over again, and then connects with a powerful uppercut that sends Hades back a few steps… Johnny turns the steel steps 90 degrees as he backs up… AND HE RUNS OFF THEM AND LEAPS AT HADES THE HELLRAISER…. BUT HADES CATCHES HIM WITH TWO HANDS BY THE THROAT…AND SLAMS HIM THROUGH THE BARRICADE! OH MY GOD, HADES THE HELLRAISER HAS DEMOLISHED JOHNNY VENTURA WITH ONE MOVE! OH MY LORD!
HYC: Hades the Hellraiser grabs Johnny Ventura and whips him into the ring, and Hades climbs in himself… Hades grabs Johnny by his arm and whips him into the corner… HADES WITH A RUNNING BIG BOOT! Johnny comes tumbling out and Hades grabs him by the throat… CHOKESLAM CONNECTS! Hades stands behind Johnny and does his custom taunt, waiting for Johnny to get up… AND HADES PULLS HIM BETWEEN HIS LEGS, AND HE HOISTS HIM UP FOR THE LAST CALL! THE LAST RIDE POWERBOM—JOHHNY VENTURA LEAPS OFF OF HIS SHOULDERS AND GRIPS THE TOP ROPE, AND JOHNNY LOOKS FOR A LIONSAULT ONTO THE STANDING HADES! BUT HADES CATCHES HIM IN THE PERFECT POSITION, BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS WITH FORCE AND HADES COVERS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
( Ding Ding Ding )
( Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi plays as Hades lifts up his hand and the opponent gives him the title )
Ring Announcer: Your winner via pinfall, AND STILLLLLLLLL EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION, HADESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THEEE HELLLLLRAIIIIISEERRR!!
ETR: Well, we saw a very high pace, back and forth match, and more importantly, a great showing by Johnny Ventura. He escaped a very deadly and forceful move, and almost countered with a move that could have set up a victory, but Hades is a man of counters and nifty moves, and he proved it here tonig—SOMEONE JUST SLID INTO THE RING! AND….
HYC: IT’S THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER PARTICIPANT RAMI! AND HE JUST DROVE A STEEL CHAIR INTO THE CRANIUM OF HADES THE HELLRAISER! HE CONTINUES SMASHING THAT CHAIR INTO HIS HEAD, OVER AND OVER! WE SAID EARLIER THAT THE BAD BLOOD BETWEEN THESE TWO HASN’T GIVEN IN YET, AND THIS IS JUST MORE PROOF!
ETR: Well it looks like Hades is knocked out, and Johnny Ventura gets to his feet and puts his arm on Rami’s shoulder, thanking him… AND RAMI TURNS AROUND AND SMASHES THE STEEL CHAIR INTO HIS FACE! RAMI IS ATTACKING JOHNNY VENTURA NOW! RAMI KEEPS SMASHING THAT CHAIR OVER AND OVER AGAIN, AND THE POINT IS CLEAR… RAMI IS NOT DONE WITH HADES, OR JOHNNY.
HYC: I somehow feel this won’t be the last we see of Rami and Hades, hell even Johnny.
( Camera pans backstage to Zack Crash doing shadow boxing in preparation for the Elimination Chamber )…
( Zack finishes and takes a few big deep breathes, obviously nerves getting the best of him )…
???: Man…you’re so pathetic…
( As Zack turns around, the camera sees EAW’s _#1 legend, Mak standing in front of him )
Mak: Look at you, taking big breathes and doing shadow boxing, you ain’t going into no boxing match, you’re stepping into an Extreme Elimination Chamber and you think that is gonna help you? …I’ve been in my fair share of these type of matches, I won the very first one and I didn’t do it because I knew how to box people, I won because I knew how to work the system and win matches, can you say the same? I doubt so.
Zack: Well …*Zack looks down at his feet before looking back up at Mak* …what do you suggest that I do?
Mak: I suggest you grow a pair and start manning up. Look at you, I been following you since Pain for Pride when you blew winning Cash in the Vault and you got some great potential, you can be somebody who wins world championships, you can be somebody who carries this company, you can be somebody who instead of appearing on the screen and saying nice things for people going into the Hall of Fame, you can be the guy who is standing in FRONT of people and going into the Hall of Fame. You can be the modern day Mak but you think you really gonna do that by acting like some faggot with Brian Titus?
Mak: You think you are going to do that by making some small trash talk with Dark Demon? If you were anyway right, you would have socked him in the mouth and showed him who the man is. If you were anyway right, you would have gotten Jayjayyyy by his throat and SHOWED him who the boss is. And you ain’t going to do all that by being mr.nice guy, look at Eddie Mack, he’s the biggest explain of nice guys finish last!
Mak: Go out there and make a statement to the whole of EAW, show everybody why Zack Crash should be a force to be feared, why Zack Crash is somebody who shouldn’t be taken lightly. Why 2013 will be the year of Zack Crash. I can’t go there and hold your hand and help you, this is entirely on you. You have all the tools in order to do it and you can do 2 things, you can either continue where your going and you can be another Cyclone, another Dubian, another Colin Kaline, somebody who could have and SHOULD have been carrying this company but squashed their own potential or you can be the greatest.
Zack *looking pumped up*: You’re right, I need to make a statement, a big one …thanks man, I know I can win this, I WILL win this.
*Zack walks off as the camera keeps focused on Mak*
Mak: Mann…if Zack doesn’t win, e-feds really are dead (NO)!!!….
( Camera pans back to the ring )
( Ding Ding Ding )
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, this is our SIXTH ANNUAL EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH! AND IT WILL BE FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! This match shall have six participants, two of which will start while four are locked away in the glass pods in each corner of the chamber. Every five moments a participant will enter from the pod, and once all the men are out you may only win by being the last man in via pinfalls and submissions, or you will have to receive the title hanging from the top of the chamber!
( Who Gonna Stop Me by Jay Z plays as Dark Demon walks out in a tan attire with a faded lion across the back as he taps his elbow pads showing studs and its solidness and then hands the referee his title as he enters a pod )
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Galway, Ireland, weighing in at 225 pounds… HE IS THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, DARKKKKKKKKKKKK DDDEEMMONNN!!
ETR: This man has the odds stacked against him with five opponents, and one certain participant has gotten into his head a few times the last few Showdowns.
( I Will Not Bow by Breaking Benjamin plays as Superior Quality 85 walks out in a blue and white attire and is holding a mailbox on a post as he enters a pod )
Ring Announcer: and his opponent, from Fife, Scotland, weighing in at 227 pounds… SUPERIORRRRRRRRR QUALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTYYYYYYY EIGHTY-FIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
HYC: This guy has had a long and rigid feud with Jaywalker over the last few months, but it’s quieted down quite a bit since Justified Reckoning, but don’t consider him out of this match!
( Reminder by Jay Z plays as Scott Diamond walks out with a cone and holds in a punt position for a few seconds )
Ring Announcer: And their opponent, from Long Island, New York, weighing in at 270 pounds… SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DIIIIIIIIIIAMMMONNNNNDD!!
HYC: What the hell? AND SCOTT DIAMOND PUNT KICKS THE CONE! HE KICKS THE CONE! AND A DIAMOND COVERED LED PIPE FALLS OUT OF THE CONE AS THE CONE GOES FLYING INTO THE CROWD!
( Scott carries his diamond covered pipe into the ring as he enters his chamber )
( Adrenaline by Shinedown plays as Zack Crash comes running out with his Unified Tag Team Championship around his waist and the camera zooms into reveal its wrapped in barbed wire as he sprints to the ring and enters a pod )
Ring Announcer: And their opponent, from Charleston, West Virginia, weighing in at 225 pounds… HE IS THE EXTREME ADRENALINE JUNKIE, ZACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK CRRRASSSSHHHHH!!!
ETR: Zack Crash has definitely sparked some controversy and uproar on Showdown after his recent comments with Dark Demon over the last two weeks, the once jubilant jokester is now a serious man with a lot on his mind here.
( Play for Keeps by B.o.B plays as Jaywalker walks out in a robe that says ”E.G.O” and shows the classic lion while carrying a titanium baseball bat and enters the ring and starts warming up )
Ring Announcer: And their opponent, from Scarborough, Canada, weighing in at 240 pounds… HE IS JAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYWALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLKKKERRR!!!
HYC: This man is one of the best in EAW, and one of the best in a long time here as he has an undefeated streak going on over the past months, but just like Demon… This is a numbers game, and definitely the hardest challenge for Jaywalkers streak yet.
( Calm like a Bomb by Rage Against The Machine plays as Rami runs out in a yellow attire and holding the handlebars from a motorcycle )
Ring Announcer: And their final opponent, from Djerba, Tunisia, weighing in at 244 pounds… HE ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS RAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIII!!!
ETR: One of the quiet sleepers in the match, we could see a lot come out of him here… And we have Rami and Jaywalker to start the match, let’s begin!
( Ding Ding Ding )
HYC: Rami and Jaywalker are circling the ring… AND JAYWALKER TACKLES HIM INTO THE CORNER! Jaywalker unleashes deadly right hands and knees to his gut, and Jaywalker picks up his titanium bat and whips into the rib cage of Rami! BUT RAMI COMES SWINGING BACK WITH A DIRECT HIT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH THE HANDLEBARS! Rami grabs Jaywalker by his shoulder and tosses him into the ring, and pushes the handlebar across his throat! He is pushing and shoving it into Jaywalker’s Adams apple, but Jaywalker hits a quick snap kick to his gut! Jaywalker and starts smashing his bat into the shoulder of Rami, who keeps falling back… BUT RAMI RUNS AT JAYWALKER WITH THE HANDLEBAR COCKED BEHIND HIS BACK! BUT JAYWALKER TRIPS HIM AS RAMI FALLS AND THE HANDLEBAR FLIES TO THE OUTSIDE! I’ve never seen a side of Jaywalker like this, but with the world title on the line he starts hammering the titanium bat over Rami’s back over and over again, and Rami is letting out a painful groan after each hit…. Jaywalker lays his bat down and sets it under the head of Rami… And now Jaywalker starts stomping over the arms and fingers of Rami, down his leg and knees, all the way to his feet… He works his way back up the other side… AND SMILES BEFORE HITTING A CURB STOMP INTO RAMI’S HEAD WHICH GETS DRIVEN INTO THE BAT! THE JAYWALKING HAS LED TO BLOOD FLOODING OUT OF THE BACK OF RAMI’S HEAD!
ETR: Jaywalker grabs Rami and pulls him over to the ropes, and places his neck against the bottom rope… AND JAYWALKER STEPS ON HIS NECK AND IS PUSHING DOWN WITH ALL HIS FORCE, AND MORE BLOOD IS NEARLY SQUIRTING OUT OF THE GASH IN THE BACK OF RAMI’S HEAD! Jaywalker hops over the top rope, and sends his boot into the nose of Rami with intense power, causing blood to drip inevitably. Rami shouldn’t have any strength at all, but he rolls over in the middle of the ring onto his back, and Jaywalker re-enters and starts dropping elbows all over the back of Rami, again and again! Jaywalker drags Rami out of the ring and pulls him to his feet… AND IRISH WHIPS HIM WITH INSANE FORCE INTO SCOTT DIAMOND’S POD! Rami ricochets off it and Jaywalker hits a nasty back suplex onto the metal outside of the ring! Jaywalker picks up Rami again and this time tosses him into the pod, and when he bounces off Jaywalker picks him up… AND DRIVES HIM HARD INTO THE POD, CAUSING IT TO DAMN-NEAR BREAK! Jaywalker is basically manhandling Rami here, and as he grabs him and whips him into the ring… Jaywalker is getting onto the top rope?… AND JAYWALKER LEAPS FOR A SPLASH! A MOVE NOT IN HIS ARSENA—RAMI JUST BARELY LIFTS HIS KNEES UP! JAYWALKER HOLDS HIS GUT AS HE ROLLS ON THE MAT!
HYC: Rami crawls into the corner and uses the ropes to help prop himself up, and he finally gets to two feet, still winded as Jaywalker gets up on two feet himself… AND JAYWALKER CHARGES FOR A LARIAT! BUT RAMI THROWS HIMSELF OUT OF THE CORNER AT THE LAST SECOND! Jaywalker takes a little bit of a hit, but he basically stops himself as Rami gets up in the next corner… AND JAYWALKER CHARGES FOR HIS CLASSIC CORNER UPPERCUT! BUT RAMI DODGES AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME JAYWALKER UPPERCUTS THE TURNBUCKLE! Rami notices this is his opportunity to capitalize, and he quickly comes behind Jaywalker and hooks him in… RAMI WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! The etiquette may not have been perfect, but can’t blame Rami for finally getting back into this match, thought… Rami gets back up to his feet as he starts stomping all over the chest and ribs of Jaywalker! R ami backs off for a second as Jaywalker pulls himself back into the corner, but Rami charges again and drives his foot into his jaw! He is pushing and squeezing with all the force he has and the counter is going down now!
[10…..9….8….7…..6…..5…..4…..3….2….1 *BUZZ *] ( Demon’s pod opens )
ETR: Jaywalker severely needed Demon and here he is! Dark Demon charges into the ring and drives his elbow into the back of Rami’s head! The studs and metal connect hard into Rami’s cranium, and now Dark Demon is spinning and connecting with an onslaught of elbow combinations as Rami is getting very, very weak! Dark Demon is getting upset… AND DARK DEMON WITH A ROLLING ELBOW ONTO RAMI! Rami falls through the middle rope as Jaywalker starts to get up, but Dark Demon exits the ring and hits a very, very powerful kick into the side of Rami! Jaywalker crawls under the bottom rope and eventually gets to his feet… AND JAYWALKER WITH A HEAVY LEG DROP! Dark Demon helps him up as him and Jay going in unison… AND JAYWALKER AND DARK DEMON HIT A NECKBREAKER ON EACH OTHER, LANDING HARD ON RAMI’S GUT! Rami is coughing up loads of blood, and Dark Demon just laughs as he starts driving his elbow back and forth across the face of Rami, with gashes and cuts appearing numerously, as Jaywalker walks over and grabs the handlebars from earlier… AND STARTS SMASHING THEM AGAINST THE KNEECAPS OF RAMI! Smash after smash as Jaywalker continues with the offense, and Dark Demon is fulfilling his half of the damage as well!
HYC: Dark Demon pulls Rami up to his feet and starts smashing his face into the corner post! Again, again, again, and again! DARK DEMON GOES FOR IT ONCE MORE, BUT RAMI SENDS AN ELBOW INTO HIS GUT! AND RAMI QUICKLY SMASHES DEMON’S FACE INTO THE CORNER! Demon falls to the ground as Rami tumbles back and leans against the cage… AND JAYWALKER CHARGES FOR A CLOTHESLINE, BUT RAMI WITH A DROP TOE HOLD AS JAYWALKER GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE CAGE WALL, TEARING UP HIS FACE PRETTY BAD! Rami is very winded, but he crawls over towards the ring as he grabs Dark Demon by his hair, and tosses him into the ring between the middle and top rope… Rami finally regains the composure and breath as he enters the ring and pulls the champion up to his feet, and that’s not going to stop him as he starts unleashing right hands! Rami is connecting with every punch and it’s starting to wear down Demon, but Demon is far from ending as he starts punching him back, but Rami is overpowering the champion here folks! Rami is starting with some punch combinations and…. RAMI WITH A PERFECT DROPKICK! Dark Demon falls back into the corner as Rami pulls one of the metal studded elbow pads off of the champion, and applies it to his own elbow… AND RAMI WITH A LEAPING ELBOW TO THE JAW OF DEMON! Rami is smashing his elbow into the chest of Demon… AND RAMI THROWS HIS ELBOW UP BRUTALLY INTO THE LOWER JAW OF DEMON AS BLOOD IS SPRAYED OUT EVERYWHERE!
ETR: Dark Demon is staggered a little bit, but he whips out an elbow of his own as another cut is formed on Rami’s chin… AND DARK DEMON TACKLES HIM INTO THE COMPLETELY OPPOSITE CORNER! Dark Demon is completely enraged as he starts driving right hands into the face of Rami, and now he repeatedly drives his knee into the gut of him too! Dark Demon grabs him by his arm and whips him towards the middle of the rin—JAYWALKER WITH A SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SMASH INTO THE MOVING RAMI! WHAT A GREAT MOVE BY DEMON AND JAYWALKER! Dark Demon and Jaywalker stare over the body of Rami… AND DARK DEMON SPINS AND HITS A RIGHT HAND INTO THE NOSE OF JAYWALKER! AND JAYWALKER RESPONDS WITH A LEFT HAND! THE TWO ALLIES KNOW THE STAKES OF THE MATCH AS THEY ARE TRADING BLOWS, AND NOW DARK DEMON GETS AN ADVANTAGE AFTER USING HIS ELBOW AS A BLOCK ON ONE OF JAYWALKER’S PUNCHES! Jaywalker holds his hand as Dark Demon his a roundhouse to his side, a spinning heel kick to his gut… AND THE CHAMPION HITS A DROPKICK AS JAYWALKER FALLS INTO THE CORNER! Dark Demon catches his breath as the clock starts winding down…
[10…..9….8….7…..6…..5…..4…..3….2….1 *BUZZ *]( Scott Diamond’s pod opens )
ETR: SCOTT DIAMOND CHARGES INTO THE RING AND HITS A CLOTHESLINE ON THE CHAMPION! Dark Demon pops up again… AND SCOTT DIAMOND DOWNS HIM WITH ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE! Demon gets back to his feet again as Scott Diamond sends a kick to his gut, and hooks him in by the shoulder… AND SCOTT DIAMOND HOISTS HIM UP FOR A SUPLEX! BUT DARK DEMON WIGGLES FREE AND LANDS ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! Scott Diamond walks ove—BUT DARK DEMON WITH THAT DEADLY STUDDED ELBOW TO THE FACE! Scott Diamond holds his cheek, but Demon grabs his head and drops him face first on the top rope! Scott ricochets back, bent over and holding his face… AND DARK DEMON WITH A SPRINGBOARD LEG DROP! Scott hits the mat hard and rolls onto his back as the champion starts to catch his breath… AND JAYWALKER CHARGES AT DARK DEMON! BUT DARK DEMON WITH A HIP TOSS, AND JAYWALKER’S BODY LANDS RIGHT ON THE GUT OF SCOTT DIAMOND! Scott Diamond is coughing heavily as Dark Demon laughs.. BUT RAMI ROLLS UP THE CHAMPION! BUT DARK DEMON ROLLS THROUGHT IT AND LANDS ON HIS FEET, AND WHIPS OUT A ROUNDHOUSE TO HIS SKULL! BUT RAMI DUCKS AND GOES BEHIND DARK DEMON, AND HITS A BACKSLIDE PIN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! KICKKKOUTTT!!
HYC: Scott Diamond gets back to his feet and grabs Rami, and whips him out of the ring completely! Scott pulls Dark Demon to his feet, and now he is brawling with him, every punch is answered and every move is responded to, but Scott Diamond gains and advantage after a great combination of punche—DARK DEMON WITH A BRUTAL UPPERCUT! AND DARK DEMON CLOTHESLINES SCOTT DIAMOND OUT OF THE RING COMPLETELY! Dark Demon exits the ring and picks up the weak and fragile Rami, putting on his best show of maneuvers and attacks, but Rami is no match as he quickly becomes nearly unconscious! Dark Demon leans Rami up against an empty pod’s wall… AND DARK DEMON PERFORMS AND ROLLING ELBOW USING HIS METAL STUDDED ELBOW PAD… AND IT DRIVES RAMI’S FACE RIGHT THROUGH THE WALL! BLOOD IS SPRAYED OUT OF HIS FACE LIKE A HOSE, AND THE THE PIECES OF THE POD WALL THAT ARE STILL INTACT ARE SOAKED IN THE BLOOD OF RAMI! Dark Demon’s momentum carries him into the pod as he leans against the other side of the wall, trying to catch his breat—SCOTT DIAMOND WITH A POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK THROUGH THE GLASS AND INTO THE FACE OF DARK DEMON! OH MY LORD, THIS IS PURE HATRID WE ARE WITNESSING, AND PURE INSANITY! Scott, Rami, and Demon are all down on the ground in pain, some more than others obviously, but Jaywalker crawls out of the ring and grabs Rami, and drags him into the ring… Jaywalker pulls Rami between his legs, and he hoists him up… JAYWALKER WITH THE 2ND SACRIFICE! HE COVERS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Ring Announcer: Rami has been eliminated!
( A referee is seen pulling Rami out and puts him on a stretcher )
ETR: Jaywalker is propped back against the ring rope catching his breath, and as the first entrant in this match he has done pretty well. He gets up to his feet as he walks very slowly over to the apron, and he eventually exits… He goes over to Scott Diamond and lifts him up, and Scott wheels out a slugging right hand which propels Jaywalker back a little bit… AND SCOTT DIAMOND CHARGES FOR A CLOTHESLINE INTO THE POD! BUT JAYWALKER CATCHES HIM AND… SPINEBUSTER ONTO THE COLD, HARD, METAL! Scott Diamond is holding his back and squeezing in a high level of pain, and the clock is starting to tick down!
[10…..9….8….7…..6…..5…..4…..3….2….1 *BUZZ *] ( Zack Crash’s pod opens )
HYC: ZACK CRASH SPRINTS OUT AND GOES SPRINGBOARD, HITTING A GREAT CROSSBODY ON JAYWALKER! Zack Crash has a lot of energy after standing in the pod for so long, and now he charges at the barely standing Dark Demon and whips out a few right hands, and then hits an enziguri! Dark Demon leans against the wall as Zack Crash goes over and hooks him in… TOP BOTTOM! THE C4 CONNECTS AS ZACK ROLLS TO HIS FEE—JAYWALKER HITS A THUNDEROUS RUNNING KICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! BUT ZACK ACTS AS IF IT WAS NOTHING AS HE POPS UP AND SWINGS A RIGHT HAND! BUT JAYWALKER CATCHES IT AND GRIPS HIS THROAT BY TWO HANDS… DOUBLE HANDED CHOKEBOMB ONTO SCOTT DIAMOND’S BODY! Zack Crash is holding his throat as his momentum is definitely slowed down now… Jaywalker goes over to Zack and reels him up to his feet… AND HE WHIPS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND INTO THE RING! BUT ZACK LANDS ON HIS FEET AND GRABS JAYWALKER BY HIS HEAD… AND HITS A JAWBREAKER-STUNNER ONTO THE TOP RING ROPE! Jaywalker tumbles back, holding his face as Zack Crash grips the top rope… AND HE LEAPS OVER! AND HITS A HURRICANRANA ON JAYWALKER WHO GOES FLYING INTO SUPERIOR QUALITY’S POD!
ETR: Zack Crash is on fire here, and he turns around, only to get met by a furious elbow from Dark Demon! Dark Demon is sending hard right and left hands into the face of Zack, and now he’s leaning against the ring ropes… AND DARK DEMON WITH A POWERFUL DROPKICK THAT SENDS ZACK FLYING OVER THE ROPE AND BACK INTO THE RING! Dark Demon enters the ring and grabs Zack by his hair and pulls him up… AND BACKHANDS HIM ACROSS THE FACE! Zack is appalled… AND ZACK WHIPS OUT A RIGHT HAND! BUT DEMON CATCHES IT AND SPITS IN THE FACE OF ZACK, AND DEMON WITH A URINAGI! Zack Crash lands hard as he rolls towards the ring ropes and gets close to his pod… Dark Demon exits the ring, but Zack Crash turns around and kicks him in the gut… AND ZACK CRASH WITH A NECKBREAKER! Zack goes towards his pod as he waits for Demon to get up… Demon gets up and… ZACK CRASH SMASHES HIS BARBED-WIRE TAG TEAM BELT INTO THE FACE OF DEMON, AND IT’S NEARLY HANGING FROM HIS FACE… AND ZACK CRASH RIPS IT OFF IN A JERKING MOTION, LEAVING DEMON BLEEIDING LIKE A FAUCET, AND HE REELS HIM IN… CRASH TEST! THE UNPRETTIER CONNECTS ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING AS HE HOOKS HIS LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Ring Announcer: Dark Demon has been eliminated. ( Referee removes Demon from the chamber as Zack smiles )
HYC: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! ZACK CRASH HAS ELIMINATED THE WORLD CHAMPION! FOLKS, WE WILL HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION NO MATTER WHAT TONIGHT! Zack Crash is grinning just as he should, and he gets to his feet as he walks over to the other side of the chamber where Scott is getting to his feet… AND ZACK GOES FOR A LARIA—SCOTT DIAMOND WITH A HIP TOSS AS ZACK’S BODY SLAMS AGAINST THE POD OF SUPERIOR QUALITY 85! Scott Diamond is grinning as he pulls Zack Crash up to his feet… AND SCOTT PULLS OUT HIS DIAMOND COVERED LED PIPE AND SMASHES IT OVER THE FOREHEAD OF ZACK CRASH! A cut has been immediately made as blood trickles down his forehead, and Scott Diamond continues wacking Zack Crash in the face with that led pipe, over and over and over again! Scott Diamond finally stops as he grabs Zack Crash reels him into his side… AND HE PULLS HIM UP FOR A SUPLEX… AND DROPS HIM IN A DDT! THE DEAD LEVEL DDT CONNECTS HARD ON THE COLD METAL! Scott Diamond chuckles to himself as he pulls Jaywalker up to his feet and starts rallying in a few cold, hard right hands… And Scott Diamond pulls him in for… THE IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER! BUT JAYWALKER SENDS ELBOWS TO THE BACK OF SCOTT DIAMOND’S HEAD, AND HE HOOKS HIM IN… JAYWALKER FLATTENS HIM WITH A DDT! Jaywalker gets back to his feet and… HE GETS THE 270 POUNDER ON HIS SHOULDERS, AND HE LOCKS IN A TORTURE RACK! MY LORD!
[10…..9….8….7…..6…..5…..4…..3….2….1 *BUZZ *] ( Superior Quality 85’s pod opens )
ETR: SUPERIOR QUALITY 85 CHARGES INTO THE RING AND TACKLES JAYWALKER BACKWARDS, AND SCOTT DIAMOND COLLIDES INTO THE MAT IN A HUGE, UNBEARABLE SEEMING AMOUNT OF PAIN! Superior Quality 85 is unleashing a brutal arsenal of elbow drops and knees onto Jaywalker, and after all their bad blood this is expected! Zack Crash is starting to get to his feet as Superior Quality picks up his mailbox on a post from the mat… Zack Crash gets to his feet and…. SUPERIOR QUALITY SMASHES THE MAILBOX OVER ZACK CRASH’S SKULL! AND THE MAILBOX DIDN’T HAVE MAIL IN IT, IT HAD GLASS SHARDS THE SIZE OF IGUANAS! Zack Crash has a lot of blood flooding out of the top of his cranium, and Superior Quality drops to the mat and pins!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! KICKKOUTTT!!
HYC: Superior Quality 85 is in an outrage! He grabs Zack Crash and puts him on the turnbuckle, and Superior Quality climbs up himself as he pushes Zack Crash onto the top of the pod… Superior Quality 85 climbs up on the pod, and he is hammering his fist onto Zack Crash over and over again, making sure he has no chance of getting enough energy to do something big again… Superior Quality 85 is examining his surroundings, and he pulls Zack Crash to his feet…. Superior Quality drives his elbow into the face of the champion a few times, over and over again, and he picks up Zack Crash and flips him upside down… What the hell does he intend on doing? He gets very uncomfortably close to the edge as he lifts Zack up and he puts his feet on the roof of the chamber… AND HE IS HOOKING ZACK CRASH’S FOOT INTO THE METAL WEBBING! ZACK CRASH IS DANGLING UPSIDE DOWN WITH CLOSE TO ZERO STRENGTH? WHAT THE ABSOLUTE HELL COULD HAPPEN HERE? And Superior Quality 85 backs up… AND HE LEAPS FOR A NECKBREAKER IN MID AIR ON THE DANGLING ZACK CRASH! BUT ZACK CRASH PULLS HIMSELF UPWARDS AS SUPERIOR QUALITY 85 FLIES TOWARDS THE RING… AND SCOTT DIAMOND CATCHES HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS AND HITS A OUTSTANDINGLY AMAZING POWERBOMB! OH, MY, GOD! HOLY HELL! HE COVERS
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEE!!
Ring Announcer: Superior Quality 85 has been eliminated.
ETR: Zack Crash is now hanging onto the top of the chamber with both hands and feet, and he’s navigating his way over towards the pod… AND HE DROPS ON IT, WINDED, AND IN PAIN! Meanwhile in the ring, Scott Diamond has Jaywalker to his feet and they’re both exchanging blows, shot after shot, and shot after shot! Jaywalker hits a bus-driver styled uppercut that reels back the Elite Champion, and now Jaywalker charges at him and hits a leaping forearm to his face! Scott Diamond reaches to his trunks to grab his diamond covered led pipe… But he can’t find it! He is frantically looking all over for it… AND JAYWALKER SWINGS IT INTO THE SIDE OF HIS SKULL! JAYWALKER HAD THE WEAPON THE WHOLE TIME, AN—SCOTT DIAMOND ENDS UP DUCKING UNDER THE SWING, AND HE LIFTS JAY UP AND HITS AN ATOMIC DROP! Scott Diamond goes running off the ropes… AND JAYWALKER AND SCOTT DIAMOND COLLIDE WITH EACH OTHER WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Zack Crash drops off of the pod and lands on the top turnbuckle… He is trying to prep himself… AND HE IS LOOKING TO HIT A MOONSAULT ON JAYWALKER! THAT WOULD SURELY TAKE A LOT OUT OF JAYWALKER IN THIS MATCH! And Zack Crash gets ready… BUT SCOTT DIAMOND IS UP AND CHARGES, LOOKING TO SHOVE HIM OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!
HYC: BUT ZACK CRASH WITH A BACKFLIP AND HE LANDS BEHIND SCOTT DIAMOND, AND ZACK CRASH CHARGES FOR A CORNER LARIAT! BUT SCOTT DIAMOND OUT OF NO WHERE WITH A POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK! HE DAMN NEAR KICKED THE HEAD OFF OF ZACK CRASH, AND HE DROPS TO MAT AND HOOKS HIS LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Ring Announcer: Zack Crash has been eliminated.
( A referee pulls Zack Crash out of the ring )
ETR: This match is down to two warriors… The monster and Elite Champion, Scott Diamond, and the man who has been the first entrant in here, Jaywalker… This is truly a night to behold… Scott Diamond is on his feet and so is Jaywalker, and both men charge at each other and lock each other up! Scott Diamond easily overpowers Jaywalker, and he tosses him over the top rope! Jaywalker gets up on his feet quickly and he holds the top rope… Scott Diamond goes running off the ropes… SCOTT DIAMOND LOOKS FOR A POWERFUL LARIAT! BUT JAYWALKER SHOVES HIS SHOULDER INTO HIS GUT, AND SCOTT DIAMOND FLIES BACK A FEW STEPS… AND JAYWALKER WITH THE SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SMASH! Scott Diamond is leaning against the opposite rope in a severe amount of pain, but relentlessly he charges at Jaywalker… AND JAYWALKER WITH A BEAUTIFUL SPINEBUSTER! THE SPINEBUSTER CONNECTS WITH FIERCE POWER! Jaywalker is winded, on one knee as he holds his gut, and this match has wore and tore down both men… Jaywalker grabs Scott Diamond and pulls him over to the corner, and he tosses him up on the top turnbuckle… Jaywalker climbs up on to the second rope, and he pushes Scott Diamond on to the top of the pod… Last time we saw Zack and Superior Quality do this, they crashed and burned. Jaywalker climbs to the top as well, and he pulls Scott Diamond up to his fe—SCOTT DIAMOND WITH A FURIOUS UPPERCUT! AND JAYWALKER WITH A POWERFUL RIGHT HAND! BOTH MEN ARE EXCHANGING BLOWS, SHOT AFTER SHOT!
HYC: THE MEN CONTINUE TO FIGHT, AND SCOTT DIAMOND WHEELS OUT A RIGHT HAND, DISHES A LEFT ELBOW AND IS TAKING OVE—JAYWALKER WITH A JUMPING HOOK KICK! Scott Diamond damn near falls off but Jaywalker pulls him in between his legs… AND HE HOISTS HIM UP…. JAYWALKER WITH THE CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB! THE 2ND SACRIFICE CONNECTS AS SCOTT DIAMOND FLIES THROUGH THE METAL GRID FLOOR! SCOTT DIAMOND HAS GONE COMPLETELY THROUGH IT, AND WE DO NOT SEE HIS BODY AT ALL! Jaywalker hops off of the pod, but doesn’t have the energy to make it to the hole, and he lays down on the metal, out of breath, weak… ( A few moments pass )… We have referees surrounding this hole in the grid floor, and they are all trying to help up Scott Diamond… But they are not succeeding… They cannot get this monster out as Jaywalker looks on, smiling at the work he has don—ONE OF THE REFEREEES JUST FLEW BACK, AND TWO JUST GOT SHOVED INTO THE WALL, SCOTT DIAMOND IS ON HIS FEET AND HE IS CLIMBING OUT ON HIS OWN, AND HE… HE IS OUT OF THE HOLE! HE IS ON HIS FEET AS JAYWALKER GETS ON ONE KNEE IN ASTONISHMENT! This has been a hell of a match and Scott Diamond is not done… SCOTT DIAMOND CHARGES AT JAYWALKER! AND JAYWALKER SIDESTEPS AS SCOTT DIAMOND COLLIDES INTO THE WALL!
ETR: Jaywalker tumbles and gets into the ring, and he falls on knee again, out of breath… Scott Diamond is coming back as he steps over the top rope and gets ready… SCOTT DIAMOND CHARGES AT THE WEAK JAYWALKER… AND…. JAYWALKER SWINGS HIS TITANIUM BAT, AND IT HITS THE GUT OF SCOTT DIAMOND WITH UNBEARABLE POWER! SCOTT DIAMOND IS COUGHING AND HOLDING HIS GUT AS JAYWALKER PULLS HIM IN… AND HE LIFTS HIM UP, AND HITS ANOTHER 2ND SACRIFICE ON THE ELITE CHAMPION! JAYWALKER DROPS TO THE MAT AND HOOKS HIS LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Ring Announcer: Scott Diamond has been eliminated.
( Ding Ding Ding )
( Play for Keeps plays as Jaywalker lays back in the corner smiling, and the title is laid on his lap )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND NEW, EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, JAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYWALLLKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKERRR
HYC: OH MY LORD! JAYWALKER HAS DONE IT! HE HAS WON THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP. His weeks and weeks of winning and going undefeated led up to this day, and he sealed the deal, won the title for himself, his streak, and E.G.O.
ETR: Not only that, but this match was uncontrollably a great one. We saw lots of great action and, believe it or not, a real toll on the extremists… But they all fought for one thing, that title, and Jaywalker has proven he deserved it the most…
HYC: And don’t forget Jaywalker started this match, and he lasted to the very end until he won. He is what those children on Turbo should look up to, and pray to be… Jaywalker is a warrior, and a well deserving champion well enough. The reign of Demon is over… and Jaywalkers is beginning.
( The smiling face of Jaywalker fades away )
( Camera pans backstage to Max.A.Million in the interview area )
Max: Ladies and gentlemen, it is an absolute pleasure to be here tonight on EAWs fifth anniversary, I remember the very first night like it was just yesterday and right now I am standing with a man who has been a VITAL part of EAW history, the one, the only …Y—
( Y2Impact steps into the scene )
Impact: They know who I am, everybody is anybody knows who Y2Impact is so there is no need to announce it, just embrace the moment of being in such greatnesses presence. And you are right, I have been vital to EAWs history, I won the National Extreme championship on my very first night here and raised the prestige of that championship by tenfold with StarrStan. I raised the absolute standard for every rookie in EAW when I became the FIRST and the fastest triple crown champion in the history of EAW when I ended Jaywalkers six month reign as world champion after being in two previous matches.
Impact: I am the gold standard for EAW, I should everybody in EAW how to handle themselves as a World Champion when I won The Extremist of the year for 2010. I made history by being the very first Answers World Champion and I’m going to make history all over again by ending 2012 as a two-time Answers World Champion. I haven’t just been vital to the history of EAW, I am THE history of EAW. I am everything this company represents and I always have been.
Impact: In 2012, a lot of people think Y2Impact just can’t get the job done when it counts, when the title is on the line. I might have failed against Kawajai at Grand Rampage and Defiance but that is ENTIRELY irrelevant because ever since coming to Dynasty, I have been stronger, I have been even more smarter and even more wiser. I was the FIRST man to defeat POP when he was champion, I defeated The Heart Break Boy and put his money where his mouth was.
Impact: I WILL win tonight, I put myself into the circle of GOATs when I defeated HBB and tonight I will cement myself as the Greatest of all time, better than Mak, better than DDD, better than Banks, better than Jaywalker, better than HRDO and ESPECIALLY better than HBB (ill) …
Impact: I win forever.
( Y2Impact walks off as the camera pans to the ring )
( MosesX/Troy Conway feud plays on the screen )
Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall and it is for the NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
( I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace plays as MosesX steps out )
Ring Announcer: First the challenger, from Washington DC …..MOSSSSSSSSSSSSSESSSSSSSSSSSSSX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( The Dream is Over by Story of the Year plays as Troy Conway walks out )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, the champion and representing Project Edging God Out ….TROYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CONNNNNNNWAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: Both Moses and Troy circle each other, Troy swings for a roundhouse kick into Moses’s leg but Moses grabs the leg and pulls Troy in, applying a side headlock as he is already to wear down the champion but Troy pushes Moses into the ropes to break the hold and Moses comes running back but Troy leaps and CATCHES MOSES WITH A HURRICARANA!! …Moses tries to get back to his feet but Troy connects with a missile dropkick to the face and Moses goes stumbling through the middle rope and down onto the floor …
Masters: Moses trying to get up, he’s trying to rethink a strategy for this match as he gets to his feet but Troy with a baseball slide dropkick that connects directly into the chest of Moses which causes him to slam into the barricade! Troy now taunts the crowd as Moses is clutching his back but Troy charges off the ropes and LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE!! …ROLLING THUNDER OVER THE TOP ROPE!! BUT NO!! MOSES CAUGHT TROY IN HIS ARMS, HOW DID HE DO THAT—AND MOSES CONNECTS WITH A POWERBOMB ONTO THE RING APRON!! TROY GOES SPINE FIRST INTO THE RING APRON!! Troy is lying on the ring apron in utter pain as Moses, despite being dominated early on, has a smirk on his face now …
Stew: Moses now grabs Troy and lifts Troy up in the air, in an almost bear-hug like position and SPINEBUSTERS TROY INTO THE RING APRON!! AND AGAIN BY MOSES!! AND AGAIN!! MOSES NOW SWINGS AND SPINEBUSTERS TROY INTO THE STEEL RAILING!! TROYS BACK HAS GOT TO BE IN MASSIVE PAIN RIGHT NOW!! …And Moses now looks underneath the ring, what weapon of mass destruction can he find? And he pulls out a barbed wire kendo stick as Troy is barely even standing as MOSES SWINGS THE BARBED WIRE KENDO STICK INTO THE SPINE OF TROY!! OVER AND OVER AGAIN, LIKE A RAGDOLL AS TROY IS YELLING IN PAIN!! His spine has gotten worse as Moses is taunting the crowd as Troy is on all fours and MOSES WITH ONE LAST SWING HITS IT RIGHT ACROSS THE SPINE OF TROY AS IT BREAKS IN HALF!!
Masters: Moses now rolls Troy into the ring, Troy is on all fours as Moses smirks and admires his work and Moses now enters the ring and looks to grab Troy but Troy with a legsweep outta nowhere! Desperation move by Troy but effective as Moses instantly back up and not happy as he looks to grab Tr—and a second leg-sweep by Troy! Troy can’t stand but he can still use his legs to some degree as Moses gets up and grabs Mo—SMALL PACKAGE BY TROY!! TROY WITH THE ROLL-UP ON MOSES!!!
Stew: BUT TROYS BACK GIVES WAY AND HE HAS TO RELEASE THE PIN!! ..so close for Troy as Moses gets to his feet and Troy is trying to just get on one knee but Moses hits off the ropes and CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE INTO THE SPINE OF TROY!! Troy back down again and Moses stomps away on Troys spine and Moses now lifts Troy up and Irish-whips him hard into the turnbuckle as Moses crashes spine first and Moses now charges with a RUNNING TURNBUCKLE CLOTHESLINE!! AND THAT SQUASHES TROYS SPINE INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! Moses now places Troy in beneath his legs and taunts the crowd, doing the cut-throat taunt as he lifts Troy up for the TURNBUCKLE POWERBOMB!! BUT TROY DROPS TO HIS FEET BEHIND MOSES AND HITS A BACK HEEL KICK INTO THE JAW OF MOSES WHO WAS TURNING!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!
Masters: This is a huge opening for Troy to capitalize on, this is his advantage now! Troy is pushing himself up onto his hands and knees, trying to find ANY way back into this match but Moses is using the ropes to get up as Troy is struggling but somehow manages to find his feet, Troy is up! Moses is up now and charges at Troy who ducks him and TROY WITH A PELE KICK!! PELE KICK OUTTA NOWHERE INTO MOSES AND BOTH MEN GO BACK DOWN ONTO THE MAT!!OH MY GOD!!! THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN IT AS TROY IS INCHING HIS WAY TOWARDS MOSES, ANYTHING WILL DO IT, AN ARM, A FINIGER EVEN!! AND TROY DRAPES AN ARM OVER MOSES!!!
ONE!!!! …….TWO!!!!! ……..NO!!!! MOSES GOT A FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!
Stew: Wow! Fantastic ring awareness by MosesX as Troy is wincing in pain, he wants this to be over! Troy grabs those ropes and lifts himself up slowly, Troy is using those ropes to support himself up as Moses is slightly getting to his feet as he gets up and Troy grabs him for the SWAN SONG!! RKO ON MOSES!!! BUT MOSES SHOVES TROY INTO THE ROPES AND DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO THE SPINE OF TROY!! AND MOSES NOW WITH THE BURNING ARROW!!! ROLLING ELBOW!!!! COVER BY MOSES!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner …..AND THE NEEEEEEEWWWWWWW NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION …..MOSEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew: AND WE HAVE A NEW CHAMP!! Moses X defeats Troy Conway to become a two time National Extreme Champion, congratulations to him!
Masters: And you know that when Troy Conway comes to, he’s going to be absolutely livid considering he was basically forced to defend his championship by The Heart Break Boy!
( Camera pans backstage to Ashten Cross in his office as Eve walks into the room )
Eve: Something wrong?
Ashten: No, its better actually.
Eve: What is?
Ashten: Oh well you see, in just a short bit I am going to bring back justice to EAW, after Colin Kaline is done pretending to be a champion, I can finally be champion and EAW will have a proper champion. EAW will have a champion who cares about the title, somebody who won’t just lose ‘interest’ when he wins the big one, I am the SAVIOR to that title.
Ashten: Just like I saved EAW from the horrible management of WWEFan and Mr.DEDEDE, I’m a good chairman, I’m a FAIR chairman, I give people chances, I gave five men the chance to show why they should be champion even though it’s obvious that they will never be as good as me, even if they tried.
Ashten: We don’t need guys like Colin Kaline as champion, doing absolutely nothing with the title, that’s not who should be representing the company.. I am going to save it Eve, save it from mediocre champions who end up doing NOTHING with the championship and only end it disgracing and downgrading it. I will be walking out champion, one way or another 🙂
(Video package plays, highlighting the feud between Robbie V and Diamond Cage beginning at House of Glass when Robbie V made his shocking return, attacking Dark Demon and successfully being placed into the triple threat World Heavyweight Championship match at Justified Reckoning to the surprise of Cage. Robbie continued to bring more bad blood into the feud by repeatedly attacking Diamond Cage up until their simultaneous loss at Justified Reckoning in a brutal contest. The rivalry continued even further as Robbie V challenged Diamond Cage to a match at Road To Redemption, to which Diamond Cage was hesitant to answer until the final Showdown before the event. Robbie V, however, took away the previous challenge and instead thought up a new one, a Hardcore Ironman match. Diamond Cage agreed as both men stared down for one final time)
(Camera cuts back to the arena as the crowd gets to their feet in excitement)
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a HARDCORE IRONMAN MATCH!!…. The rules are as follows…. There will be a Fifteen-Minute Time Limit in which both opponents will gain points by inflicting damage upon each other in certain ways and with ONLY strategically-placed weapons!…. A chair shot is worth ONE point!…. Sending your opponent through a table is worth FIVE points!…. And connecting with a maneuver onto your opponent using a foreign object is worth TEN points!…. The man who can gain the most points by the end of the time limit will be declared the WINNER!!….
(“Sober” by TOOL plays all throughout the arena as Diamond Cage makes his way out to the stage in black and red tights with a look of determination upon his face)
Announcer: First, making his way to the ring!…. From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada!…. Weighing in at 225 pounds!…. DIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAMMMMOOOONNNNDDDDD CAGE!!!….
ETR: I don’t think we even really need to waste time wondering if this contest is going to be about wrestling, because it’s pretty damn clear right from the get-go that it will most certainly NOT be! This is going to be a fight, this is going to be a brawl, and this is going to be a war in every sense of the words, because we know what both of these men are capable of and we know just what they’re willing to do in order to walk out of this contest victorious tonight!
(“Libera Me From Hell” by Taku Iwasaki plays all throughout the arena as a smirking Robbie V casually makes his way out to the stage, sporting a black and white-designed motorcycle jacket with his yin-yang Dragon logo on the back, as well as black and white trunks and kick-pads)
Announcer: And now making his way to the ring….
HYC: Wait—Hold on a second! Diamond Cage isn’t waiting even a second longer than he already has! He’s exited the ring and he’s quickly making a bee-line headed straight for Robbie V!! And there they clash upon the ramp as both men waste absolutely no time going at it as hands are sent flying all over the place!! Both of these men know that this contest is nothing more than for bragging rights or maybe less than that, but they could honestly care less right now as they’re going at it like two wild beasts that want nothing more than to kill one another! Cage grabs a hold of Robbie from behind! CAGE SENDS ROBBIE INTO THE STEEL BARRICADE NEXT TO THE RAMP!! This is certainly NOT going to be a contest for the faint of heart as Cage looks to follow up his attack by sending several powerful knees into the downed Robbie V!
ETR: The Referee has exited the ring now, yelling at Diamond Cage to get back into the ring so that they may officially start this contest, but I don’t know if you’re gonna manage to get absolutely ANY cooperation out of this man right now, he looks like he’s possessed! Diamond Cage reluctantly grabs a hold of the downed Robbie V as the Official continues to plead with him to bring him into the ring to get this contest started… Cage sends the damaged Robbie rolling into the ring and quickly follows suit! There’s the bell!
(DING! DING! DING!)
HYC: And so now we can finally get this contest legally underway as Cage stalks a damaged Robbie V like an animal about to leap upon its prey, looking for an opportunity to strike—CAGE CHARGES! Cage connects with a vicious forearm to the back of the skull of Robbie V, taking Robbie down as he falls into the nearest corner of the ring! Cage looks down at his opponent, but his mind seems to be temporarily elsewhere as he.. Cage drops down and seems to have something in mind as he exits the ring, immediately lifting up the nearest apron… CAGE PULLS OUT A TABLE! We’re not even barely through this contest and we’re already seeing the first table here as Cage wastes absolutely NO time setting it up here on the outside!… Cage seems to have it ready, but he doesn’t seem to be stopping there! Cage immediately searches under the ring once more… He pulls out a SECOND table! This isn’t going to end well at all for someone in this contest, I can feel it.. But it seems as though Robbie is slowly making it back to his feet in the ring, Cage seems to notice!
ETR: Cage slides both himself and the table back into the ring as the damaged Robbie V finally makes it back to his feet! Robbie turns around—CAGE WITH THAT TABLE INTO THE GUT OF ROBBIE! Just like that, Robbie is once again rendered defenseless in this contest as he doubles over in pain from that table shot as Diamond Cage looks down at his opponent, possibly contemplating his next move.. It looks like he’s going with placing that table in the nearest corner of the ring and.. Cage once again exits the ring, he seems to have something quite torturous in mind, judging from the look on his sadistic face! Cage seems to be yelling at the now scared time keeper as he stands up, asking Cage to not hurt him! CAGE TAKES THE TIME KEEPER DOWN WITH A RIGHT HAND! Our time keeper might be rendered unconscious right now as Cage looks to continue his attack, picking up that steel chair and making his way back to the ring… Robbie is once again climbing back up as Cage slides in, quickly getting back to his feet! Robbie’s up! Cage lifts up the chair!!
HYC: ROBBIE V WITH A LEG LARIAT OUT OF NOWHERE!! Diamond Cage is down… But—Hold on.. What’s going on? Diamond Cage seems to be rolling on the canvas in pain.. I… I think I can see blood dripping from the side of Diamond Cage’s face!! What the hell just happened?! Wait! LOOK! ROBBIE—HE’S GOT BARBWIRE WRAPPED AROUND HIS LEFT KICK-PAD!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIM?! I THOUGHT THAT WAS PART OF HIS KICK-PAD DESIGN FOR CHRISTSAKES!! Just like that, Diamond Cage has been rendered completely defenseless, courtesy of Robbie V’s elaborate weapon as you can ACTUALLY see some hint of panic in the face of the now bloody Diamond Cage as he scrambles to get to his feet.. But Cage is losing blood fast, stumbling backwards, into the nearest corner! Robbie slowly rises fully back to his feet, with that same smirk upon his face that we saw earlier and I think we can now see why! Look at this! Cage’s face is turning bright red with anger! CAGE CHARGES STRAIGHT FOR ROBBIE!!
ETR: ROBBIE V STOPS CAGE DEAD IN HIS TRACKS WITH A LEFT KICK RIGHT INTO THE STERNUM!! Just like that, the diabolic and violent animal that is Diamond Cage has once again easily been rendered defenseless, falling to his knees before a now serious-looking Robbie V as you can see blood begin to slowly drip from the places that barbwire-wrapped left kick-pad has struck in such a short time! Robbie is showing his sadistic side here in this contest and it’s certainly paying off for him as Diamond Cage looks as though he’s in too much pain to do much of anything else right now! ROBBIE WITH A LEFT KICK TO THE CHEST OF DIAMOND CAGE! ANOTHER LEFT KICK TO THE CHEST OF CAGE! A THIRD LEFT KICK CONNECTS TO THE CHEST OF CAGE—MY GOD!! DIAMOND CAGE IS BLEEDING LIKE A STUFFED PIG RIGHT NOW!! Robbie signals the final blow as these fans, despite their cringing and awe-struck wonderment expressions as they look on, rise to their feet, louder than I’ve ever heard them as Robbie readies himself—This could be DISTURBING!! ROBBIE SWINGS HIS LEFT LEG! CAGE ATTEMPTS TO BLOCK IT! ROBBIE INSTEAD NAILS CAGE WITH A KICK ACROSS THE SKULL WITH HIS RIGHT LEG!!
HYC: My GOD—WHAT A KICK!! I never thought I’d see the day, but Diamond Cage might very well be completely out COLD after that vicious right kick that came right out of left field! Robbie V kicks the downed Diamond Cage over, onto his back and once again signals that he’s looking for something big! Now as a side note, we’ve been informed that the shots Robbie V used with his barbwire-wrapped kick-pad does NOT earn him any points in this contest as you must use STRATEGICALLY-placed weapons in order to gain points and that barbwire was NOT strategically placed, so it would seem this contest is still zero to zero when it comes to points! Robbie seems to be once again smirking as he looks down at the defenseless Diamond Cage, picking up that steel chair from earlier and placing it upon the chest of Cage! Robbie makes his way over to the nearest corner and LEAPS UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! WE KNOW WHAT HE’S LOOKING FOR—THIS IS GONNA BE BIG!! Hold on! Look at this! Look at the sheer RESILIENCE of the young Diamond Cage as he pushes the chair off of him and makes an honest attempt to get up as Robbie looks on in amusement… Cage has that chair in hand as he rises to his feet… CAGE STUMBLES INTO THE TOP ROPE!!
ETR: Robbie didn’t seem to anticipate that as he falls down, groin-first upon the top turnbuckle as Cage may have just unintentionally caused his opponent to lose his balance! Cage may be bleeding like a stuffed pig right now, but he’s got that chair in hand and he knows how to use it! CAGE SWINGS!! THE CHAIR CONNECTS WITH THE SKULL OF ROBBIE—ROBBIE FALLS OFF—INTO THE PREVIOUSLY SET-UP TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE!!! THAT’S SIX POINTS FOR CAGE!! I don’t think ANYONE was expecting Cage to somehow take the lead just like that after taking such a brutal beating from his opponent only moments ago! You can definitely tell Cage is feeling those affects too as he drops down to one knee, cringing in pain from the vicious barbwire-covered kicks! Robbie is looking quite damaged as well after taking a chair shot to the skull and going through a table on the outside, but he’s slowly rising back to his feet… Robbie manages to push himself to roll back into the ring as Cage rises back to his feet, dropping the chair.. Cage immediately goes for that table he set up earlier as he now places it atop the top turnbuckle in that same corner!
HYC: ROBBIE CHARGES! Cage manages to stop Robbie dead in his tracks with a vicious elbow out of nowhere! Cage is looking to gain some more points as he rolls the damaged Robbie up, atop that table and climbs on himself! Both men are now in danger of being seriously injured as they both rise up… And both begin going at it again, just as they did before this contest even began! Lefts and rights are going about all over the place! Closed-fist shots are going all over the bodies of both competitors! ROBBIE SWINGS WITH THAT LEFT LEG!! But Cage manages to stop him with a knee to the gut first! CAGE PULLS ROBBIE IN!! DON’T DO IT!! LOOK OUT!! DIAMOND CAGE WITH A HIGH-SPEED RELEASE POWERBOMB THROUGH THAT TABLE FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! ROBBIE V MIGHT VERY WELL BE DEAD!! That’s FIFTEEN more points for Diamond Cage too! Cage has a HUGE lead over his opponent with TWENTY-ONE points!! Diamond Cage immediately rolls in pain on the canvas once again, his injuries are obviously nagging him… Cage is still looking to keep the ball rolling as he rises back up…
ETR: But look at this! Robbie V—HE’S ACTUALLY ATTEMPTING TO GET UP! The sheer thought of recuperating is thrown aside in this contest as both men know this is also a race against the clock! BOTH MEN ARE UP! DIAMOND CHARGES!! ROBBIE SWINGS WITH A LEFT KICK! NO—IT’S CAUGHT!! Both men stare down! ROBBIE IMMEDIATELY SPITS IN THE FACE OF CAGE!! CAGE REPLIES BY DROPPING ROBBIE FLAT ON HIS BACK AND LOOKS FOR SOMETHING… FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK!!! CAGE WITH THE FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK AS ROBBIE CRINGES AND WRITHES IN PAIN!! ROBBIE IS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING, ANYTHING!! ROBBIE IS REACHING ALL AROUND TO ESCAPE! HE’S GOT SOMETHING! ROBBIE CRACKS THAT CHAIR FROM EARLIER ACROSS THE SKULL OF CAGE!!! Just like that, the hold has been broken!! Robbie is certainly damaged and possibly injured, but he uses the ropes to rise back to his feet as Cage does the same… ROBBIE WITH ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT ACROSS THE SKULL OF CAGE! CAGE FALLS TO HIS KNEES! ROBBIE WITH A THIRD CHAIR SHOT! A FOURTH! A FIFTH! A SIXTH!! ROBBIE IS UNLOADING ONTO CAGE! EIGHT!! NINTH!!! A TENTH AND FINAL SHOT CONNECTS AS THE CHAIR BREAKS!!!!
HYC: JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY WHAT A SERIES OF SHOTS—THAT’S TEN POINTS FOR ROBBIE V!! Diamond Cage is a BLOODY, BLOODY mess as he drops down to the canvas, possibly dead as a doornail!! Robbie doesn’t even seem to give a damn right now, he pushes the Referee out of his way and kicks Cage’s rag doll-like body out of the ring! Robbie knows he’s in a race against the clock more than ever as he exits the ring and almost immediately rips away the cover of the Spanish announce table at ringside!! Diamond Cage, by some act of God, STILL isn’t out yet! Cage is slowly climbing up, using the apron… Robbie grabs a hold of a damaged Cage! CAGE SWINGS! ROBBIE LAYS INTO CAGE WITH SEVERAL FOREARMS, UNTIL HE’S LAID OUT ONTO THE SPANISH TABLE!! Robbie’s looking for something big! Robbie looks to the fans as they rise to their feet once again! Robbie lifts up the apron, searching…. MY GOD—ROBBIE WITH A LADDER!! Robbie is going to Hell, but not alone! Robbie slides the Ladder into the ring and quickly sets it up! ROBBIE BEGINS CLIMBING UP, THIS ISN’T GONNA BE GOOD!! But look! Cage rolls off the table!!
ETR: This is terrible! Robbie was only half-way up and Cage has somehow rolled off the table! Cage isn’t finished yet! He slowly rises back to his feet here on the outside, using the Spanish table to help him as Robbie contemplates what to do… Robbie quickly climbs down.. ROBBIE’S PICKING UP THE LADDER! WHAT’S HE DOING?! ROBBIE TURNS AROUND WITH THAT LADDER ABOVE HIS HEAD! CAGE LOOKS UP!! ROBBIE THROWS THE LADDER STRAIGHT INTO DIAMOND CAGE FROM THE RING—CAGE GOES THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! MY GOD!! But look at this! ROBBIE ISN’T FINISHED YET! CAGE IS LAID OUT IN THE RUBBLE OF THAT TABLE, BUT ROBBIE AIN’T DONE YET! ROBBIE QUICKLY RUSHES UP TO THE NEAREST CORNER OF THE RING!! HE’S GONNA KILL HIMSELF!! THAT LADDER IS STILL ON TOP OF CAGE—I THINK I KNOW WHAT HE’S—FIVE-STAR FROGSPLASH!!!! ROBBIE V WITH A FIVE-STAR FROGSPLASH ONTO THE LADDER AND CAGE!!!
HYC: Look at this! Look at what both of these men have done to each other in only fifteen minutes—My GOD!! They’re broken beyond repair, but they’re STILL moving!! Both men are clenching their guts and ribs after that Frogsplash, but they’re still moving!! Cage is coughing furiously as he crawls towards the ring with Robbie following… I can’t tell if Cage is coughing up blood or if it’s from his tongue or lip or anything else, but these two men are hurt and they’re hurt BAD! Cage is looking for something…. Both men slowly rise up… Robbie grabs a hold of Cage! CAGE WITH A CHAIR SHOT TO THE GUT OF ROBBIE!! Robbie drops to his knees in pain as Cage pulled that chair from under the ring just in time! Robbie seems to have lost his sanity as he eggs Cage on to finish him! CAGE SWINGS!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
ETR: There’s the buzzer to end this vicious contest! Diamond Cage looks to be caught off-guard by that as a cold smile slowly forms across the face of Robbie V!
Announcer: The Fifteen-Minute Time Limit has expired…. The Winner of this contest with Twenty-Five Points….. ROB! BIE!! V!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HYC: Wow! I forgot to keep track of the points, but it would seem as though Robbie managed to pull this win out of completely nowhere as Diamond Cage looks STUNNED, still holding that chair up! ROBBIE GETS TO HIS FEET—ROBBIE CONNECTS WITH THE DELETE INTO THAT CHAIR AND INTO THE FACE OF DIAMOND CAGE OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! Cage drops down to the mat in a huge amount of pain as Robbie V looks to be in no better shape at all, but he’s still the victor of this contest after a brutal, devastating, and HELLACIOUS contest between two men that laid it all on the line here tonight at Road To Redemption!
(“Libera Me From Hell” by Toku Iwasaki plays all throughout the arena as Robbie V’s hand is held up in victory by the Referee)
ETR: These fans are on their feet, clapping for both competitors here tonight as they have witnessed quite an intense match between these men and they absolutely deserve it, congratulations to Robbie V on his victory, but congratulations to both men on the classic Hardcore brawl they just delivered tonight at Road To Redemption Six!…
( King of Extreme teaser plays )
( Camera pans to the titantron )
( I shoot the lights out.. )
( Hide till’ it’s bright out.. )
( Ohh just another lonely night.. )
( Are you willing to sacrifice your life?? )
( The instrumental to ‘Monster’ pans to the background slowly before silencing; the camera now transitions to a hallway with black floors and red walls holding framed photos of many moments in EAW 2012. )
( The camera begins travelling slowly down the hallway, looking at the pictures on the wall. Framed displays of Dark Demon winning his WHC, POP’s victory at PFP, Banks being superkicked by HBB, Robbie V’s return, Chris Hessian winning the Rampage, Eddie Mack celebrating with his CITV and etc.. are all noticed )
( The end of the hallway is met, the camera approaches the entrance of the backstage tunnel leading out to the arena. The curtains open, revealing a bright light at the end of the tunnel. )
( A dark figure steps infront of the tunnel with it’s back to the camera. It is the Monster. It walks into the tunnel and stops infront of the light before glaring back at the camera. There is no use identifying him, his appearance is like a shadow. )
( The light infront of the Monster become red as he turns around and enters the light thus disappearing. )
( The camera fades to a dark screen captioned “6 Days” .. scene. )
( “Road to Destruction” by EndeverafteR begins to play as a video package highlighting the build-up to the Extreme Elimination Chamber Match begins to show. The package shows Colin Kaline winning the Answers World Championship at House of Glass, Ashten Cross announcing himself as the chairman of EAW, and the Last Man Standing match between Y2Impact and The Heart Break Boy )
( Camera fades into the ring as the Answers World Championship graphic flashes across the screen )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: The following contest… IS FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!… And it will be contested inside THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER!! The rules of the match are as follows, two competitors will start off the match, the other four men will be locked inside individual chambers. Every five minutes a chamber will open allowing a new participant to enter the match, this will continue until all six extremists have entered the match. An elimination occurs by pinfall or submission only, and the last extremist standing will be declared the winner and champion!
( ‘The Virus’ by Story of the Year hits as Colin Kaline makes his way to the ring with a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat and the Answers World Championship around the other arm )
Ring Announcer: First, from Bridgeport, Connecticut… weighing in at 215 pounds… HE IS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!… COLLLINNNNN KAAAAALLLINNNEEEEE!!
Stew: Well, here’s Colin’s chance right here and now. He’s claimed that people don’t take him as a credible World Champion, but if he can come out victorious and retain his championship inside this demonic structure, people will have no choice but to show him the respect he thinks he deserves.
( ‘O Fortuna’ by Therion hits as The Prince of Phenomenal makes his way to the ring with a Steel covered Bible, a big red ‘X’ is marked across the front cover )
Ring Announcer: From Miami, Florida… weighing in at 224 pounds… REPRESENTING PROJECT E.G.O.!!… THEEEEE PRINNCCEEEEE OFFFF PHHHEEEENOOMMMEENNNALLL!!
Masters: A former Answers World Champion in his own right, in fact each of these six men at one point or another in their careers have been World Champion. POP enters this match knowing what’s at stake here, and if there’s anyone that can manipulate the chamber to make it their ally, it’s this man right here.
( The lights dim and ‘Seven Nation Army’ by the White Stripes hits as Ashten Cross makes his way to the ring with a guitar filled with thumbtacks and and broken glass. “DDD” is written across the back of the guitar but it’s crossed out and “Ashten Cross” has been written on the side )
Ring Announcer: From Charlotte, North Carolina… weighing in at 240 pounds… HE IS THE CHAIRMAN OF EXTREME ANSWERS WRESTLING!!… ASHTEEENNNN CRRROOOOSSSSS!!
Stew: And take a look at this! The CURRENT Chairman of EAW is mocking the FORMER Chairman Mr. DEDEDE by using his signature “Equalizer” as a weapon! That’s just despicable… I can’t even begin to imagine if Ashten Cross won the Answers World Champion… imagine him being the chairman and the champion at the same time!
( A chained lion is seen being brought out to the ring by lion keepers as ‘Diamonds From Sierra Leone’ by Kanye West and Jay Z hits and The Heart Break Boy makes his way to the ring with a paintball gun in his hand )
Ring Announcer: From Chicago, Illinois… weighing in at 220 pounds… REPRESENTING PROJECT E.G.O.!!… THEEEEEE HEEEARRRTTTT BRREEEEAAAKKK BOOOOYYY!!
Masters: Talk about your intimidation factors! The Heart Break Boy using a lion, the symbol of Project E.G.O. in his entrance tonight. And Stew, I’ve said it in the past and I’ve said it again, if I were to put my money on anyone in this match, I’d put it on the Heart Break Boy.
( ‘The Antidote’ by Story of the Year hits as Hurricane Hawk sprints down the ramp. The camera zoom in on Hurricane Hawk’s hands and shows extra layers of tape with a barbed wire wrapped chain around each hand )
Ring Announcer: From Jacksonville, Florida… weighing in at 235 pounds… HURRRRIIIICANNNNEEEEE HAWWWWKKKK!!
Stew: Certainly a unique weapon choice by Hurricane Hawk here tonight, one of the men inducted last night into the Hall of Fame… and remember what we said on Dynasty, with his heart, and with his ‘HawkNation’ edging him on, it might just lead him all the way to the Answers World Championship. But with all the pods now being filled up, Hurricane Hawk is one of the two men that is going to have to start out the match, and that certainly doesn’t add to his chances of winning.
( A countdown clock appears on the screen )
( ‘Twisted Transistor’ by Korn hits as Y2Impact makes his way to the ring with a barbed wire wrapped chair )
Ring Announcer: And from Seattle, Washington… weighing in at 226 pounds… Y2IMMMMPPPPPACCCCTTTTT!!
Masters: And here comes Impact who had to fight like hell just to get a spot in the chamber… and remember for the most part the entrants are random, but Y2Impact had to agree to be the first man in the match to get a spot in the Chamber, and we know that Ashten Cross will enter last…
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: And here we go! The main event of Road to Redemption 6, the 5th Anniversary of EAW is underway! Y2Impact grips his weapon tightly as he moves to the center of the ring… Hawk begins to dance around perhaps sensing that Impact wants to start this match off with a bang… IMAPCT SWIPES AT HAWK WITH THE STEEL CHAIR BUT HAWK DROPS HIS HEAD AND AVOIDS THE CHAIR SHOT, AND NOW HE GOES ON THE ATTACK SWATTING IMPACT IN THE CHEEK WITH A BACKHAND AND IT PUSHES HIM INTO THE CORNER!! Remember, with the barbed wire wrapped chains around Hawk’s hand, it makes each strike hurt at least two times more than it normally would!
Masters: And now Hawk leaps on Impact in the corner and starts throwing anything he can at him, stiff right hands with the chains… knees to the stomach any exposed body part of Impact is being targeted here by Hawk!! Hawk grabs the right forearm of Impact and whips him into the opposite corner… HE NOW COMES CHARGING DIRECTLY AT IMPACT WHO GETS HIS KNEES UP AND SENDS THEM INTO THE JAW OF HAWK… IMPACT NOW LEAPS UP TO THE SECOND ROPE, HE DIVES OFF AND CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING BACK ELBOW!! TAKING HAWK DOWN… AND NOW LOOK AT IMPACT!!
Stew: Impact is trying to remove the chains from around Hawk’s hands here! But he’s gotta be careful, he doesn’t want to get stuck with that barbed wire… AND IMPACT IS ABLE TO GET IT OFF OF HIS RIGHT HAND!! And now Impact trying to get it off the left hand but Hawk swings around his right hand and catches Impact in the shoulder which causes him to lose his grip and Hawk makes it back to his feet… the chain is still on his left hand but it’s been taken off of his dominant hand! BRILLIANT move by Y2Impact here!
Masters: This now makes Impact’s approach towards Hawk a bit much easier… Impact and Hawk go to lock up… BUT HAWK QUICKLY BREAKS IT AS HE SENDS A KICK INTO THE MID-SECTION OF IMPACT… AND NOW HE HOOKS HIM, FISHERMAN SUPLEX!! Impact makes it back to his feet… AND HAWK COMES CHARGING, BUT IMPACT FLIPS HIM OVER HIS BACK AND HAWK TAKES A SPILL ONTO THE STEEL GRATE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!! Hawk makes it to his feet, wincing as he grabs his lower back, Impact heads out onto the steel grate… TAKES HAWK’S HEAD AND HE SMASHES IT AGAINST THE HEART BREAK BOY’S POD!! It doesn’t break but it’s more than enough to make Hawk stumble…
Stew: AND NOW IMPACT TAKES HAWK DOWN AND HE TRIES TO TURN HIM OVER, LOOKING FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT!! AND FOLKS, PINFALLS AND SUBMISSIONS DO COUNT OUTSIDE OF THE RING ON THE STEEL GRATE FLOOR!! IMPACT STILL TRYING TO TURN IMPACT OVER BUT HAWK USING HIS LOWER BODY POWER TO PUSH IMPACT OFF OF HIM AND NOW HE QUICKLY MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET BEFORE IMPACT COULD ATTEMPT IT AGAIN!! Impact goes to grab Hawk but his plan gets thwarted as Hawk kicks him in the gut… Hawk now grabs the back of Impact’s head and tosses him back into the ring….
Masters: Hawk now begins to climb up to the top rope… he leans back against HBB’s pod… AND NOW HE LEAPS OFF… LEGDROP BULLDOG PUTTING IMPACT’S SKULL RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS!! HAWK NOW INTO THE PIN, HE COULD HAVE HIM HERE!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO IMPACT KICKS OUT!!
Stew: Hawk gets Impact to his feet… AND HE TRIES A LEFT HAND SHOT WITH THAT CHAIN AROUND HIS FIST, BUT IMPACT TRIPS HIM UP… AND LOOK AT IMPACT, HE’S TRYING TO REMOVE THE BARBED WIRE CHAIN FROM HAWK’S LEFT HAND, AND THIS TIME HE’S NOT EVEN TRYING TO DO IT EASILY, HE’S DIGGING HIS HANDS INTO HAWK’S PALM… AND HE RIPS IT OFF!! HAWK IS WEAPONLESS NOW!! And with that, the third man is about to enter the match!
( Colin Kaline’s pod opens )
Masters: OH MAN!! HERE COMES THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! HE DARTS OUT OF HIS CHAMBER AND HE ENTERS THE RING WITH HIS BARBED WIRE BAT IN HAND!! HE TAKES A SWING AT IMPACT, HE DUCKS!!… BUT OH MY LORD, COLIN CONNECTS WITH HAWK AS HE WAS MAKING IT BACK TO HIS FEET!! Hawk falls right back to the canvas, clutching his ribs, a bit of blood beginning to trickle down due to the barbed wire… And now Colin turns around… BUT HE GETS LEVELED WITH IMPACT’S STEEL CHAIR!! A HUMONGOUS CHAIR SHOT BY IMPACT, AND LOOK!! WHEN COLIN FELL, THE CHAIR FELL WITH HIM, THAT BARBED WIRE IS STUCK TO HIS FOREHEAD!!
Stew: Impact now runs and springboards off the second rope… LIONSAULT!! BUT NOT YOUR TYPICAL LIONSAULT!! A LIONSAULT TO COLIN’S HEAD WHO HAD THE STEEL CHAIR STUCK INTO IT!! WHAT A MOVE BY IMPACT, BUT HE CAUGHT SOME OF THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR AS WELL AND HE CLUTCHES HIS MID-SECTION… BUT NO DOUBT MORE DAMAGE DONE TO THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION HERE!! HE’S YET TO MOVE , AND THE CHAIR IS STILL ATTATCHED TO HIS FACE!! All three men are down here, and this is what is expected in the Extreme Elimination Chamber, the match is brutal! Plain and simple!
Masters: Both Impact and Hawk are starting to make it back to their feet… Colin still down, but showing some life as he begins to move his extremities around and remove the chair from his fae … Impact gets behind Colin who makes it to his knees, donning a bloody mask… Impact really taunting the Answers World Champion… COLIN MAKES IT TO HIS FEET AND TURNS AROUND, IMPACT WITH THE CODEBREAKER!! CODEBREAKER BY IMPACT!! BUT COLIN DOESN’T GO DOWN!! INSTEAD HE STUMBLES RIGHT INTO THE ASSASSINATION!! IT CONNECTS!! HAWK NOW QUICKLY SLIDES INTO THE COVER HOOKING BOTH LEGS OF COLIN KALINE!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!! OH MY GOD!!
Ring Announcer: Colin Kaline has been eliminated!
Stew: AND THAT MEANS, JUST LIKE IN THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP CHAMBER, WE’RE GUARANTEED A NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! THIS IS TRULY A NIGHT THAT WILL CHANGE EAW FOREVER!! Both Hawk and Impact now grin at what they’ve just done… but it doesn’t last long as Impact and Hawk begin to trade shots! Hawk obviously has the power advantage over probably anyone in the match! And because of that he’s able to back Impact up against the ropes… Hawk tries to land a hard right hand but Impact ducks under it and clubs Hawk across the back which causes him to fall into the middle rope!!
Masters: Impact now runs back and rebounds off of the adjacent ropes… AND HE THROWS HIS WHOLE BODY AT HAWK!! Hawk comes off the ropes, grabbing his stomach which continues to bleed and Impact rolls onto the grate due to the momentum he created with that maneuver. Impact pulls Hawk to his feet through the ropes… AND HE HOOKS HIM FOR A SUPLEX!! BUT NO!! HAWK LANDS BEHIND IMPACT AND NOW LIFTS HIM UP FOR A BACK SUPLEX, AND HAWK CONNECTS!! A BACK SUPLEX RIGHT ON THE STEEL!! AND IMPACT GRIMACES IN PAIN!! As Hawk makes it to his feet and stomps on the side of Impact!
Stew: As Impact rolls over to his stomach, you can see the actual imprint of the steel on the back of Impact, I don’t know how these guys can endure this punishment, and folks, I guarantee you… We’ve yet to see the worst! Impact rolls himself back into the ring a Hawk follows. Impact uses the middle turnbuckle to pull himself to his feet… BUT HERE COMES HAWK CHARGING!! HE UNLEASHES A CLOTHESLINE ON IMPACT THAT CONNECTS!! Impact struggles to remain on his feet as he comes out of the turnbuckle… AND NOW HE GETS PLANTED INTO THE CANVAS WITH A SPIKE DDT BY HAWK!! Hawk now picks up Colin’s weapon, the barbed wire baseball bat as the countdown clock appears on the screen.
( The Prince of Phenomenal’s pod opens )
Masters: And out comes POP! POP rushes out of his chamber and hops into the ring… trying to avoid Hawk who has that baseball bat in hand… POP grips his steel plated bible tighty… AND NOW HAWK SWINGS WITH THE BAT RIGHT AT POP’S HEAD!! BUT POP USES HIS SPEED TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY, HE LEAPS UP AND CATCHES HAWK WITH A HURRICANRANA TOSSING HIM HALF WAY ACROSS THE RING!! POP looks around, planning out his next move… He notices Impact making it back to his feet… BUT POP TAKES HIM RIGHT BACK OUT WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK TO THE HEAD OF IMPACT!! POP now grabs the bible again as Hawk stands himself up…
Stew: Hawk turns around… AND POP CRACKS HIM RIGHT IN THE SKULL WITH THAT BIBLE!! HAWK FALLS STRAIGHT DOWN, WHAT A HIT THAT WAS BY POP RIGHT THERE!! HURRICANE HAWK ROLLING AROUND ON THE CANVAS AS BLOOD BEGINS TO RUSH OUT OF HIS FOREHEAD!! POP has taken full con—WAIT LOOK OUT FROM BEHIND, IMPACT DRIVES POP DOWN HEAD FIRST WITH A ONE HANDED BULLDOG!! Impact now begins to grow a bit of a grin, Hawk has been taken out, POP’s down momentarily… He grabs the weapon… The barbed wire steel chair, drops of blood and bits of Colin’s flesh still attached to the wire!
Masters: Impact slams the chair against the canvas, gaining a far off look in his eyes… POP starts to make it back to his feet… IMPACT RAISES THE CHAIR HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD AND IT MEETS THE SKULL—NO DROPKICK!! POP PULLS OUT A DROPKICK AGAINST THE CHAIR AND IT FLEW BACK TO MEET THE FACE OF IMPACT!! IMPACT DROPS IN A HEAP AND POP LEAPS RIGHT ON TOP OF HIM LOOKING FOR THE PIN!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO IMPACT ROLLS THE SHOULDER UP!
Stew: Hawk has rolled himself over to the outside to buy himself some time, and POP heads out to meet him! He lands a right hand to the jaw of Hawk but he retaliates with one of his own, you DON’T want to throw shots with Hawk because you WILL get beat and that’s exactly what Hawk’s doing here, pounding into POP! HE THROWS A HARD RIGHT HAND AND NOW TOSSES HIM OVER HIS SHOULDERS… ASSASSINATION!! HAWK LOOKING TO DELIVER THE ASSASSINATION ON THE OUTSIDE, BUT POP GRABS A HOLD OF THE CHAMBER WALL AND HE’S HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE!! HE WIGGLES HIS WAY OFF OF HAWK’S SHOULDERS AND ONTO THE CHAMBER WALL… AND NOW HE BEGINS TO SCALE IT, WHAT IN THE WORLD IS POP DOING?!
Masters: POP IS CLIMBING ALL THE WAY UP THE CHAMBER, IS HE CRAZY?! HAWK IS LOOKING ON IN ASTONISHMENT, WHAT IS POP GOING TO DO ONCE HE GETS THERE?! AND NOW HE’S AT THE TOP, THE VERY TOP OF THE CHAMBER!! AND OH NO WHAT’S HE DOING… HE’S SETTING HIMSELF, DON’T TELL ME… HE MOVES HIS WAY OVER SO THAT HE’S RIGHT ON TOP OF Y2IMPACT, NO FUCKING WAY!! AND HE LET’S GO OF THE CHAMBER…. FATAL CROSS!!!!!!!!!
Stew: OH MY GOD!! IMPACT MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND POP WENT CRASHING THROUGH THE RING!! THERE’S A GAPING HOLE RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, HOLY HELL!! POP’S COMPLETELY DISAPPEARED!! Impact drops to his knees, amazed at what he just saw… Hawk is as well, this entire arena is shocked! I know of the term high risk for high reward, but what POP just attempted to do was way too much! BUT THERE’S NO TIME FOR A BREAK HERE, HAWK LEAPS OVER THE ROPES AND INTO THE RING AS HE AND IMPACT AGAIN BEGIN DUKING IT OUT!! Impact lands a right forearm that staggers Hawk, he now pulls the barbed wire chair over and grabs Hawk from behind… FULL NELSON FACEBUSTER!! A FULL NELSON FACEBUSTER RIGHT ON THE CHAIR!!
( The Heart Break Boy’s Pod Opens )
Masters: AND HERE COMES THE HEART BREAK BOY!! AND HE BEGINS SPRAYING HIS PAINTBALL GUN EVERYWHERE!! CATCHING IMPACT A FEW TIMES IN HIS CHEST BRINGING HIM DOWN TO HIS KNEES, WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS? TONY MONTANA? HBB GETTING CLOSER TO IMPACT WITH THE PAINTBALL GUN, CONTINUING TO UNLOAD ALL HIS AMMUNITION ON Y2IMPACT!! He finally releases the trigger… AND THEN HE CLOCKS IMPACT IN THE HEAD WITH THE STOCK OF THE GUN, LAYING HIM OUT!! HBB the freshest man in the match, the other three are down, POP most likely down for good, Hurricane Hawk bloodied as he lay on top of a barbed wire wrapped chair, and Y2Impact lay motionless with a mirage of purple across his body from the paintballs… The Heart Break Boy can’t help but smirk as he heads into the corner and begins to tune up the band!
Stew: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! IMPACT STIRRING! FIVE! HAWK STIRRING AS WELL! SIX! SEVEN! HBB BREAKS AT IMPACT WITH SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!… BUT IMPACT WITH A LOW BLOW!! A LOW BLOW BY Y2IMPACT AND YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT WAS OUT OF PURE DESPERATION!! AND NOW EVERYONE’S DOWN AS IMPACT FALLS BACK INTO THE CANVAS!!… AND NOW WHAT THE HELL?! A TABLE WAS JUST THRUSTED UP INTO THE RING FROM THE WHOLE POP CREATED!!… DON’T TELL ME POP’S MOVING, HE CAN’T BE! NO ONE CAN POSSIBLY RECOVER THAT FAST FROM THE FALL HE JUST TOOK THROUGH THE RING!! BUT THERE’S A HAND… I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING!!
Masters: How is POP even conscious? Let alone moving! He’s crawling out of that gaping whole created! He’s up to his feet, with everyone else down… He sets up the table in the corner, leaning it up against one of the turnbuckles and then goes to pull Hawk to his feet… He lands an elbow to the jaw, POP now taking the forearm of Hawk and twisting it around his back, now connecting with a few more elbows to the head! And now HBB is starting to make it back to his feet, and he notices POP has a hold of Hurricane Hawk!… AND HE’S TELLING HIM TO HOLD HIM IN PLACE!!
Stew: This, is NOT good for Hurricane Hawk who finds himself in a world of trouble as HBB makes it back to his feet… I’m not even sure if Hawk has even regained consciousness yet… POP puts Hawk in a Full Nelson as HBB CHARGES WITH SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! HE CONNECTS!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC RIGHT TO THE JAW OF HURRICANE HAWK WHO FALLS TO THE CANVAS, LIFELESS!! HBB ADMIRING HIS WORK, BUT WHAT IN THE WORLD?! PELE KICK BY POP!! PELE KICK BY POP CATCHES HBB, AND NOW POP ROLLS HIM UP, TRYING TO CATCH HIM OFF GUARD, OH MY GOD!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… BUT NO! HBB PUSHES POP OFF OF HIM AND MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET!!
Masters: Well we knew this would probably happen heading into the match, even the strongest alliances can’t last in a match like this with the stakes so high… HBB stares at POP, a bit of a shocked look on his face, BUT BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE CAN HAPPEN Y2IMPACT RAMS HBB IN THE BACK WITH HIS OWN PAINTBALL GUN AND HBB DROPS TO ONE KNEE!! BUT NOW LOOK AT POP!! HE LEAPS OVER THE HEART BREAK BOY AIMING FOR IMPACT WITH A CROSSBODY, BUT IMPACT TURNS THE GUN AROUND AND UNLOADS ON POP!! TAKING HIM RIGHT OUT OF THE AIR!!
Stew: Hawk is starting to stir, making it back to his feet… He sees POP stumbling back to his feet… AND HE THROWS HIM OVER HIS SHOULDERS, HE MOVES OVER TOWARDS THE TABLE LEANING UP AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE!! AND HE DELIVERS THE ASSASSINATION!! THE ASSASSINATION RIGHT ON THE TABLE!! THE TABLE SHATTERS INTO PIECES, MY LORD! HE PULLS POP OUT OF THE RUBBLE AND HOOKS THE LEG!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!! THREEE!!
Ring Announcer: The Prince of Phenomenal has been eliminated!
Masters: That’s it! POP’s out!! And now the SIXTH and FINAL participant is about to enter the match!
( The referee tries to open Ashten Cross’ pod but Cross holds it back )
Cross: IF YOU OPEN MY POD, I’LL FIRE YOU ON THE SPOT!!
Stew: What a coward! Cross doesn’t want to enter the match, the referee has let go of the chain that keeps his pod closed, wanting to keep his job! I ca—WAIT!! LOOK AT THE HEART BREAK BOY!! HE’S APPROACHING ASHTEN CROSS’ POD WITH THAT BASEBALL BAT, AND HE TAKES A SWING AT THE POD WITH THE BASEBALL BAT AND HE SHATTERS THE GLASS!! WOAH!! THE SHARDS PIERCING THE BODY OF OUR CHAIRMAN, HBB TAKES CROSS BY THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND PULLS HIM OUT OF THE POD AND THROWS HIM ONTO THE FLOOR, HBB STILL HAS THAT BASEBALL BAT IN HIS HAND!! HE TAKES A SWING AT CROSS, BUT CROSS SWINGS HIS LEG AROUND AND SWEEPS THE HEART BREAK BOY OFF HIS FEET!!
Masters: Cross now grabs the back… HE RAISES IT HIGH OVER HIS HEAD ABD BRINGS IT DOWN, DRIVING IT RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF THE HEART BREAK BOY!! HE LIFTS IT UP FOR A SECOND TIME AND AGAIN CRACKS IT OVER THE BACK OF THE HEART BREAK BOY, HE RAISES IT UP AGAIN… AND AGAIN IT CONNECTS!! RIGHT ACROSS THE SPINE!! Cross now re-grips the bat in his hand and steps into the ring with it, scouting out the playing field, he’s by far the freshest man in the match, Impact and Hawk still left, the ones who started out the match!
Stew: Impact in the corner using the turnbuckle to get back to his feet, I can’t even begin to imagine how winded he must be… Cross makes his way over towards him raising the bat to his waist… HE TAKES A SWING AT IMPACT BUT HE DODGES, AND NOW IT’S A BIT OF A CAT AND MOUSE GAME AS IMPACT TRIES TO AVOID BEING HIT WITH THAT BASEBALL BAT!! IMPACT QUICKLY PICKS UP THE BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR TO GIVE HIMSELF SOME DEFENSE!! Out of the corner of his eye, Cross sees Hawk managing himself to his feet… BUT HE BRINGS THE BAT DOWN OVER THE BACK OF HAWK!!
Masters: OH WAIT, FROM BEHIND!! IMPACT CHARGES AT CROSS WITH THE CHAIR—BUT HE SAW IT COMING AS HE DUCKS HE NOW WINDS UP, AND SWINGS THE BAT RIGHT AT IMPACT’S HEAD AND HE CONNECTS!! OH MY GOD WHAT A SHOT!! IMPACT COLLAPSES, COMPLETELY MOTIONLESS!! A BIG PIECE OF THE BARBED WIRE CAUGHT HIM IN HIS NECK AND NOW THAT BEGINS TO GASH BLOOD, WHAT A GRUESOME SITE THIS IS!! Cross has taken complete control of the match using just that baseball bat, he drops the bat near the corner and steps through the middle rope to the outside of the ring.
Stew: He grab HBB by the hair, pulling him to his feet—HBB BREAKS IT… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! JUST LIKE THAT!! A PICTURE PERFECT SWEET CHIN MUSIC BY THE HEART BREAK BOY!! HE COLLAPSES ON TOP OF CROSS, HOOKING THE LEG!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!
Ring Announcer: Ashten Cross has been eliminated!
Masters: AND NOW WE’RE DOWN TO THREE MEN!! The Heart Break Boy, Y2Impact, Hurricane Hawk… one of these men will leave here tonight as the Answers World Champion! You have to believe that the odds are with the man making it back to his feet right now, The Heart Break Boy… he entered fifth in this chamber match while Hurricane Hawk and Y2Impact are the two men started this Chamber match off… HBB slowly makes his way over to the turnbuckle… climbing gingerly towards the top… he wipes some hair away from his face before setting himself… HE LEAPS OFF LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH THE HEART BREAK ELBOW ON Y2IMPACT!!
Stew: AND HE GOT IT!! ELBOW DRIVEN RIGHT INTO THE HEART OF Y2IMPACT!! BUT THAT TOOK A LOT OUT OF THE HEART BREAK BOY AS WELL!!… But HBB now begins crawling over to the corner, he grabs his back as he pulls himself to his feet, too weak to tune up the band so he just rests himself in the corner as Y2Impact makes his way back to his feet… Impact is up! HBB CHARGES LOOKING FOR SWEET CHIN MUSIC, BUT WAIT!! HURRICANE HAWK THROWS HBB’S PAINTBALL GUN AT HIM! THE BARREL CATCHES HBB IN THE GUT AS HE DROPS DOWN TO ONE KNEE, AND NOW HAWK HOISTS HIM UP OVER HIS SHOULDERS!!
Masters: BUT LOOK AT HAWK’S KNEES! HE’S TAKEN SUCH A BEATING, HE MIGHT NOT HAVE ENOUGH TO DELIVER THE ASSASSINATION… HAWK’S KNEES ARE TREMBLING… BUT HE CONNECTS!! HE CONNECTS WITH THE ASSASSINATION!! HE DRAPES HIS ARM ACROSS THE CHEST OF THE HEART BREAK BOY, LOOKING TO ELIMINATE HIM!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!
Ring Announcer: The Heart Break Boy has been eliminated!
Stew: HBB’S OUT!! I DON’T BELIEVE IT!! HURRICANE HAWK HAS ELIMINATED THE HEART BREAK BOY!! WHAT A HUGE ELIMINATION!! AND NOW WE’RE DOWN TO JUST TWO!! ONE OF THESE MEN, EITHER IMPACT OR HAWK WILL WALK OUT THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! Hawk makes it back to his feet… BUT IMPACT SPINS HIM AROUND, CODEBREAKER!! CODEBEAKER!! IMPACT CONNECTS WITH THE CODEBREAKER LAYING HURRICANE HAWK OUT, BUT Y2IMPACT FALLS BACK TO THE CANVAS AS WELL!! IMPACT NEEDS TO REGAIN HIMSELF IF HE WANTS TO WIN THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!! HE MOVES HIMSELF OVER TO HIS STOMACH AND BEGINS TO CRAWL OVER TOWARDS HURRICANE HAWK, HE HOOKS THE LEG, LOOKING FOR THE VICTORY!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—NO!! HAWK KICKS OUT!!
Masters: Impact rolls back over on his stomach, desperate, bloodied, he tries to wipe some if it off his face… he knows he messed up for collapsing after the Codebreaker… I have to say Stew, I’ve gained a lot of respect for these two men here tonight. They STARTED off this match, and now they’re going to finish it. Impact uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet, as does Hurricane Hawk… Hawk goes for a right hand but Impact ducks it and takes him down… AND HE GRABS THE LEG!! THE WALLS!! IMPACT TRYING TO APPLY THE WALLS OF IMPACT!!
Stew: HAWK IS DESPERATLY TRYNG TO NOT ALLOW IMPACT TO TURN HIM OVER BUT IT MAY BE A BIT TOO LATE AS IMPACT SEEMS LIKE HE’S GETTING THE UPPER HAND OVER HAWK, HE ALMOST HAS HIM ON HIS STOMACH!!… BUT IMPACT TRIES AGAIN, AND HE GETS TURNED BACK OVER ON HIS BACK!! AND HE KICKS IMPACT OFF OF HIM!! IMPACT FLIES BACK INTO THE ROPES, HURRICANE HAWK SAVING HIMSELF FOR SURE RIGHT THERE!! IMPACT REGAINS HIMSELF AND CHARGES AT HAWK, BUT HAWK WITH A DROP TOE HOLD!! HE PULLS IMPACT BACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND HE APPLIES THE STFU!! STFU LOCKED IN!! HAWK’S GOT IT!!
Masters: IMPACT’S IN TROUBLE HERE!! REMEMBER, THERE ARE NO ROPE BREAKS, SO EVEN IF IMPACT COULD MANAGE TO GET TO THE ROPES, IT WOULDN’T MATTER!! HAWK STARTS REARING BACK, HE HAS TO BE PUTTING EVERYTHING HE HAS INTO THIS, HE SCREAMS AT IMPACT TO TAP OUT AS HE REARS BACK EVEN FURTHER, PUTTING MORE PRESSURE ON THE HEAD OF IMPACT WHO’S EYES BEGIN TO FLUDDER!! IF IMPACT PASSES OUT HURRICANE HAWK IS THE NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! IMPACT IS FADING, HE’S STOPPED STRUGGLING! THE REFEREE RAISES THE RIGHT ARM OF IMPACT AND IT FALLS BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!
Stew: IF THE REFEREE DOES THIS TWO MORE TIMES, AND IMPACT REMAINS UNRESPONSIVE, IT’S OVER!! HE RAISES IT AGAIN, AND AGAIN IT DROPS!! THE REFEREE RAISES IT FOR A THIRD TIME… AND IT—NO!! IMPACT CATCHES IT AN INCH AWAY FROM THE MAT, STARTING TO REGAIN SOME NEW LIFE, BUT HAWK REARS BACK EVEN MORE AND MORE, PUTTING ALL HIS POWER, OR WHAT’S LEFT OF IT INTO THIS SUBMISSION!! IMPACT IS FRANTICALLY FLAILING HIS ARMS AROUND, TRYING TO DO ANYTHING HE CAN TO GET OUT OF THIS HOLD… HE ROLLS OVER, BUT HAWK KEEPS IT APPLIED!! THERE’S NOTHING LEFT THAT IMPACT CAN TRY!!
Masters: HE RAISES HIS HAND, AND HE TAP—NO!! IMPACT BEGINS CRAWLING, BUT TOWARDS WHAT?!?! LOOK STEW!! IMPACT GRABS ONE OF THOSE CHAINS THAT HAWK WAS WEARING TO START THE MATCH, HE PULLS IT BACK IN SO HAWK CAN’T SEE!! HE WRAPS IT AROUND HIS FIST… AND HE LANDS A HARD SHOT TO THE SIDE OF HAWK’S HEAD… AND NOW HE DOES IT A SECOND TIME AND HURRICANE HAWK HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO BREAK THE HOLD!!
Stew: That was genius of Impact! Most extremists wouldn’t even think of something like that! Hawk back to his feet now before Impact, helps Impact back up… AND HE TOSSES HIM OVER HIS SHOULDERS!! DOES HE HAVE ENOUGH TO DELIVER ONE MORE ASSASSINATION THAT WILL WIN HIM THE MATCH?! HE’S STUMBLING AROUND, TRYING TO KEEP IMPACT BALANCED… BUT IMACT SLIDES OFF, HE TURNS HAWK AROUND, AND ANOTHER CODEBREAKER!! IMPACT WITH A SECOND CODEBREAKER TO HURRICANE HAWK!! AND HE GOES FOR THE PIN, HOOKING BOTH LEGS!! DOES HE HAVE IT?!?!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!! YES IMPACT WINS, IMPACT IS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘Twisted ‘Transistor’ hits as the Chamber begins to rise and Y2Impact is given the Answers World Championship )
Ring Announcer: Hurricane Hawk has been eliminated! Therefore… your winner and THE NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!… Y2IMMMMMMPPPPACCCCCCTTTT!!
Stew: AND HE’S DONE IT!! Y2IMPACT HAS OUTLASTED FIVE OTHER MEN, AND NOW HE CAN FINALLY CALL HIMSELF FOR THE SECOND TIME, THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! What a war Impact went through, going the distance, major props to Hurrica—
Ring Announcer: And now cashing in his opportunity for an Answers World Championship match at anytime…
Stew: EDDIE MACK?!?!
Masters: WHAT THE HELL?!?! MACK’S CASHING IN!?
Ring Announcer: … ASHTEEENNNNN CRRRROOOOSSSSS!!
( ‘Seven Nation Army’ hits as Cross jogs down to the ring and the referee rings the bell )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: Oh no… NO!! THIS ISN’T FAIR!! IMPACT CAN BARELY DEFEND HIMSELF!! Cross sets himself up in toe corner… SEETHING as he waits for Impact make it back to his feet… AND NOW HE COMES CHARGING, LARIAT FROM HELL!! A HUGE SHOT RIGHT TO IMPACT, FLIPPING HIM INSIDE OUT!! CROSS INTO THE COVER!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—NO!! IMPACT KICKS OUT!!
Masters: Cross rolls over in astonishment, that lariat damn near took Impact’s head off! And now Cross gets to his feet and begins arguing with the official!
Cross: COUNT FASTER GODDAMNIT!! I’M THE CHAIRMAN, YOU DO WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO, OR YOUR FIRED… DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!
Stew: Cross gets Impact back to his feet… BUT HE DROPS HIM BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A REVERSE NECKBREAKER, AND CROSS AGAIN HEADS FOR THE COVER!!
ONE! TWO! BUT NO! IMPACT KICKED OUT AGAIN!!
Masters: Well, Cross can’t blame the referee for that one, he counted much, MUCH faster that time… And remember how Cross got this opportunity, it was one of the clauses in his contract when he re-signed with EAW back in November… Cross is angry, basically throwing a fit as he paces around the ring, he believes he should be the Answers World Champion right now, but Impact refuses to give up!! Cross heads over to the turnbuckle and hops up to the top rope, what in the world is going through the mind of our chairman right now!? Cross looks down at Impact before leaping off!… WHAT THE HELL!? THE FALL FROM GRACE!! BUT NO!! IMPACT GETS HIS KNEE UP, PERHAPS HE WAS PLAYING A BIT OF POSSUM THERE!! AND NOW HE ROLLS CROSS UP!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO CROSS GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!
Stew: Impact’s face shows a bit of unease and you can’t help but feel for him here, he won the Answers World Championship… WENT THROUGH A WAR with five other men, Cross being one of them, and now he’s being forced to defend the title… he has nothing left! Cross is up, and Impact is struggling to make it to a vertical base but he does… But not for long as hee slumps back down into the canvas, he’s completely spent! He can’t even stand… this is getting hard to watch.
Masters: Cross’ smirk widens, he can taste that he’s getting closer to the Answers World Championship! He grabs Impact by the arm and pulls him up… He lands a few shots and elbow to the face and jaw of Impact, opening up his wounds even more as the blood continues to flow out at a rapid rate! CROSS NOW KNEES HIM IN THE MID-SECTION AND HOOKS HIM, HE PULLS HIM UP LOOKING FOR THE BRAINBUSTER!!… BUT IMPACT DROPS DOWN BEHIND CROSS AND CLUBS HIM OVER THE BACK, BRINGING CROSS DOWN TO HIS KNEES!!… But Impact again falls down and huddles himself down in the corner!
Stew: Cross makes it to his feet and walks over towards Impact… BUT IMPACT!! OH MY GOD IMPACT!! HE NAILS CROSS RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!! WHAT A SHOT!! CROSS COLLAPSES TO THE MAT, IMPACT INTO THE PIN!! IS HE GOING TO PULL THIS OFF?!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘Twisted Transistor’ hits as Y2Impact takes his Answers World Championship and slides out of the ring )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND STILL THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!… Y2IMMMPPPPACCCTTTT!!
Stew: MY GOD!! WHAT A NIGHT THIS HAS BEEN FOR IMPACT!! NOT ONLY DID HE WIN THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER, BUT HE’S SUCCESSFULLY DEFENDED HIS CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST ASHTEN CROSS!!
Masters: What a night this has been in general Stew! Road to Redemption 6, the 5th Anniversary of EAW! Join us next week for the EAW Awards Show, Dynasty vs. Showdown for all the fallout! Goodnight everybody!
( Impact is seen walking to the back with the Answers World Championship hanging from his shoulder as the camera fades to black )
( EAW logo buzzes )