(Camera fades to the Verizon Center parking lot and zooms in on a Camaro Z28 parked underneath the Road To Redemption sign, continuing from last week’s Showdown)
(The Camaro revs up its engine and screeches through a tunnel heading into the arena, Camera fades inside the arena as the Camaro is shown pulling out onto the side of the stage, triggering the fireworks as they shoot up from the stage and “Right Above It” By Lil Wayne hits)
Deadprez: THE ROAD ENDS HERE!! Good evening everyone and WELCOME to a SOLD-OUT Verizon Center here in Washington DC!! The action, tension and all of the excitement boils out of the pot here tonight.. it’s all spilling into the ring! Multiple championship matches, grudge matches.. and combinations of the two! What a way to kick off EAW’s 4th year of existence! All going down here tonight as we hit the end of the Road To Redemption! Deadprez here from Showdown along with my partner, ETR and we’ve got our Dynasty counterparts sitting a few feet away from us…
ETR: So many mysteries are gonna be solved tonight.. There’s gonna be triumph, despair, blood, pride… Everything you’d want to see at such a big event like this, Road To Redemption, the fourth edition..
(Camera fades to an aerial view of the night club across the street from the Verizon Center, showing people entering with loud music blasting through the night)
Deadprez: Well I guess we know what that is… CM Banks’ bachelor party will be held tonight, RIGHT across the street from the arena… Apparently it’s gonna be some big party…
ETR: A party that you weren’t invited to… But I’m sure you know how it feels to be rejected already..
Deadprez: What? You’re going to this party?..
ETR: Hell yeah! I was given an invite by Banks in person.. and there’s no way I’ll miss it. You can have your fun here listening to Stew and Chico on commentary during our breaks.. But I’ll be out havin a good time!
Deadprez: Well we’re kicking of Road To Redemption with a Showdown match… and it should be a good one, guys..
ETR: And even when I’m here commentating and not out partying, I get to kick off the night calling a match with Hurricane Hawk! Aint life the greatest? Prez, you wouldn’t have thought that these two great competitors would be going one on one tonight, but after StarrStan talked Showdown General Manager, Carlos, out of giving Hawk another Extreme Elimination Chamber Qualifying match, which eventually lead to Hawk’s attack on StarrStan last Saturday..
(A replay is shown of Hurricane Hawk punting StarrStan, then to StarrStan being carried out on a stretcher)
DP: There’s no exact word on how stable StarrStan is, but Starr deciding to compete after a punt like that could not end very well..
(Hurricane Hawk’s music hits as the crowd erupts with boos)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!… First, making his way to the ring.. From Jacksonville, Florida!… Weighing in at 225 pounds!… He is Mister Cash-In-The-Vault!… HURRICAAANNE HAAAAAWWWWKKK!!!
ETR: Normally I’d permit revenge tactics, but what Hawk did on Showdown was a bit much. Generation Genesis completely humiliated StarrStan, possibly giving him a concussion with that punt kick, and there’s no remorse whatsoever on the smug face of Hurricane Hawk.
(StarrStan’s music hits as the crowd cheers)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent!… From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania!… Weighing in at 240 pounds!… STAAARRRRRRRR STAN!!!
DP: No one seems to know what kind of shape he’s in, but he’s here and ready to compete. Hawk obviously has the upper hand right now, but you never know what EAW’s Olympic Gold Medalist could have up his sleeve. But Hawk does his homework, he may actually have Starr scouted for this contest, which should make this all the more interesting.
(DING! DING! DING!)
ETR: Starr and Hawk get face-to-face as soon as the bell rings, both men waiting for the other to make the first move.. Starr with a LOUD smack across the face of Hurricane Hawk! You know that Hawk isn’t gonna take a disrespectful shot like that and not do anything as he glares back at Starr with fire in his eyes!
DP: Starr is telling Hawk to take a shot at him, he’s damn near BEGGING for Hawk to swing! Hawk isn’t gonna take the bait it seems, backing away– QUICKLY TURNING AROUND WITH A RIGHT HOOK TO THE JAW OF STARR!! No, no, Starr immediately catches the arm of Hawk, pulling him down to the ground!!
ETR: Starr looks to be.. CRIPPLER CROSS FACE, HE’S GOT THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE LOCKED IN ON HURRICANE HAWK WITHIN MERE MINUTES OF THIS MATCH UP!!! Hawk is panicking, he’s almost got nowhere to go, he’s gotta claw his way to the ropes! He’s pulling himself closer.. And.. Hawk manages to clutch the bottom rope, Starr breaks the hold!
DP: Starr gets back to his feet, ready to keep this contest going, but Hawk quickly falls to the outside.. Hawk looks none too happy with the way that resulted. Hawk may just be taking some time to recuperate, but it looks like he’ll have to come up with a new strategy as well, cause StarrStan looks hungry for more inside that ring..
ETR: Hawk looks to get back in the ring.. But Starr charges towards him! Hawk leaps off the ring apron, screaming for the Referee to keep Starr back. Starr instead backs away on his own terms, patiently waiting for Hawk to get back into the ring.. HH quickly rolls back in as Starr comes straight for him with a couple stomps to the head!
DP: Hawk attempts to get to his feet, but he’s forced into the corner of the ring by Starr, charging straight into his gut with a nice shoulder thrust! A second shoulder thrust connects! Starr grapples Hawk now, whipping him straight to the opposite corner of the ring! But Hawk is able to counter with his own irish whip, sending Starr colliding with the corner of the ring as Hawk immediately follows!!
ETR: No! Starr stops himself before crashing into the corner, using the ropes to LEAP straight over Hawk, who comes in right behind him!! But Hawk anticipates the counter, stopping himself as well as Starr lands back on his feet in front of Hawk! Hawk grabs a hold of Starr from behind! INVERTED HEADLOCK BACKBREAKER!!
DP: Hawk has that killer’s sense that’s going BEZERK in his mind right now… you can see that evil twitch in his eye, and even though it’s still early in this match… He wants to put an end to StarrStan right here and now! Starr is struggling to get up after taking Hawk’s signature headlock backbreaker… but he’s on his knees…
ETR: I think you were right, Prez! Hawk is ready to put an end to this thing! He’s setting himself up for that vicious punt that he nailed Starr with last week on Showdown! Hawk CHARGES!! BUT STARR ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND GRABS HAWK’S LEG, PULLING IT OUT FROM UNDER HIM AND GRABBING HOLD OF HIS ANKLE!! ANKLE LOCK!! STARR’S GOT THE ANKLE LOCK LOCKED IN AFTER HAWK MISSED THE PUNT!!
Deadprez: Hawk needs to get to the ropes.. he NEEDS to break this hold unless he wants to lose this match right here! That’s exactly what Starr has in mind though as he yanks harder on that ankle! Starr wants to BREAK Hawk’s ankle right in HALF driven by the anger stemming from the last two weeks ALONE! But Hawk is CLAWING his way closer and closer to that bottom rope that I’m sure looks like a million bucks to him right now!
ETR: AND HE GETS AN ARM OVER THAT BOTTOM ROPE!! Starr immediately breaks the hold and jumps right back on the offensive.. he’s hammering fists into the back of the mans head as he lays down, face to the canvas! Hawk needs to make a speedy comeback here before Starr gets too far ahead with the momentum in this match! Starr grabs Hawk by the back of his neck… and he pulls him up to his feet with Hawk woozy from those hits to the back of his skull.. Starr presses Hawk into the corner…
Deadprez: And brings a solid knee right up into his abdomen! Hawk coughs up pain with that piercing knee shot.. and Starr sends a right hand into Hawk’s skull as he slowly falls out of the corner and stumbles toward Starr… Starr grabs Hawk and drops him with a Double Leg Takedown! And now he’s trying to outwrestle Hawk, trying to tuck his arm behind his back… but Hawk scrambles toward the ropes and is able to escape Starr’s submission before he can even lock it in!
ETR: Hawk stands up outside the ring on the apron… and STARR SLAMS AN ELBOW TO HIS FACE!! Hawk is stunned as Starr exits to the apron as well!! STARR GRABS HOLD OF HAWK’S WAIST AND HE’S TRYING TO SUPLEX HURRICANE HAWK DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! BUT HAWK IS DESPERATELY HOLDING ONTO THE TOP ROPE!! IF STARR CAN HIT THIS, THEY MAY GO FLYING RIGHT THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE, PREZ!!
Deadprez: Hawk is hanging on for dear life! And Starr hammers a few forearm clubs to Hawk’s spine trying to weaken his grip on those ropes! But HAWK comes back with a few hard elbows to the FACE of StarrStan and it causes Starr to fall down to the floor! Hawk survives the attempted suplex from Starr! Starr seems frustrated as he stumbles around on the outside.. but quickly slides back into the ring where Hawk is waiting for him!
ETR: HAWK CHARGES AT STARR WITH THAT PUNT AGAIN AS HE SLIDES INTO THE RING!!! But STARR IS ABLE TO ESCAPE THE VIPER’S BITE AGAIN! Hawk drops to his knees and quickly brings Starr into a side headlock before he can get too far away… and he’s wrenching on Starr’s head… Starr’s trying to fight his way to his feet and he’s able to do so, but Hawk won’t let go of that headlock!
Deadprez: And Starr counters with a modified Armdrag, whipping Hawk over his shoulder and down to the canvas with authority! Hawk immediately jumps up though going back on offense! And he TAKES STARR DOWN WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE!! Starr’s down.. and Hawk hits the ropes as he bounces back, JUMPS UP!! KNEE DROP!! Hawk hits the Knee Drop into Starr’s forehead!
ETR: Hawk backs up slowly… and he climbs to the top rope with Starr down in the center of the ring! Be careful Hawk!! AH HOLD ON!! STARR JUMPS TO HIS FEET, PLAYING POSSUM PERHAPS AS HE JUMPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE WITH HAWK, HOOKS HIM UP AND CONNECTS WITH A HUGE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ON HAWK AS BOTH FALL BACK TO THE RING!! Starr gets up once more.. and Hawk slowly follows after him as Starr sends a boot to the gut… brings him in.. and ANOTHER Belly To Belly Suplex! Hawk rolls to the ropes… looking to get back to his feet to keep on fighting it out… but Starr brings him in… AND PULLS HIM UP!! OLYMPIC SLAM POSITION!!! OLYMPIC SLAM POSITION!!! BUT HAWK PUSHES STARR AWAY!! AND LEGACY CUTTER!! LEGACY CUTTER IS NAILED IN ON STARR!! HE COULDN’T ESCAPE THAT ONE!!
Deadprez: STARR HOOKS THE LEG OF HURRICANE HAWK!! THIS COULD BE THE WHOLE MATCH RIGHT HERE!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THR— STARR GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! STARR WAS AWARE OF HIS POSITION AND HIS VETERAN KNOW-HOW SHOWED OFF THERE ESCAPING DEFEAT WITH ONLY A SMALL WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY!!
Deadprez: Hawk seems to be upset that he couldn’t put Starr away there… and as Starr is fighting his way back up, it seems Hawk is getting SET!! FOR ANOTHER LEGACY CUTTER!! HE’S POUNDING THE MAT IN ANTICIPATION AS STARR RISES TO HIS FEET!! HE’S GOING FOR IT AGAIN!! THIS WILL DO IT, STARR CAN’T ESCAPE DEFEAT TWICE IN A ROW!!! HAWK JUMPS UP!! BUT STARR PUSHES HIM AWAY!! STARR PUSHES HAWK OFF OF HIM, INTO THE CORNER!!
ETR: Starr heads into the corner.. and he brings Hawk into his grasp… Belly To Back Suplex!! And he holds onto the waist!! He’s going for another!! CONNECTED!!! Now the TRIFECTA?!?! YES!! HE GETS IT!! But wait!! Starr’s going for a 4th!! Hawk’s KIDS are gonna be dizzy if he can’t escape this!! Starr plants him with the fourth suplex! Hawk rolls woozily toward the ropes.. and topples down to ringside! He may be counted out here after taking those suplexes, 4 in a row!!
Deadprez: Well, ETR… Starr doesn’t want a cheap count-out victory as he leaves the ring and he’s going on the attack on the outside! He grabs Hawk… and lifts him to his feet!! He pushes him toward the ring and rolls him right in under the bottom rope!! Starr slides in behind him and quickly hooks the leg of Hurricane Hawk!! Here it is!
ONE!!… TWO!!…. THR– KICKOUT FROM HAWK!!
ETR: That was a REAL close call there for Hurricane Hawk… Starr’s facial expression just completely changed ladies and gentlemen! The crowd seems to be behind him in this match!! He grabs the ANKLE of Hurricane Hawk!! He’s going for the Ankle Lock and if he can turn Hawk over… He’s got that thing LOCKED IN!! But Hawk is showing great resilience! He’s kicking at Starr, trying to knock him off before he can lock in that LETHAL submission!
Deadprez: This is a GREAT match.. and it’s getting better and better as it progresses as Hawk SWINGS HIS LEGS AWAY FROM STARR AND KNOCKS HIM OFF THE ANKLE, INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! STARR HITS THE TOP TURNBUCKLE FACE-FIRST AS HAWK SPRINGS TO HIS FEET!!! LEGACY CUTTER!! LEGACY CUTTER!??!?! NO!!!! STARR PUSHES HAWK AWAY!!! HE HOISTS HIM UP INTO HIS ARMS!!!
ETR: OLYMPIC SLAM!!! STARRSTAN HITS THE OLYMPIC SLAM WITH PERFECTION ON HURRICANE HAWK!! AND NOTHING LESS!! STARR QUICKLY COMES OFF THE OLYMPIC SLAM AND HOOKS THE LEG!! THIS HAS TO BE THE FINAL BUZZER COMING RIGHT UP HERE!!
ONE!!!…. TWO!!!… THREE!!!…
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(StarrStan’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… STARRRRRRRRRRR-STANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Deadprez: Wow! What a way to open Road To Redemption IV!! Starr and Hawk with an anger-driven match between them and StarrStan is able to come out on top, what a HUGE win for him tonight since resurrecting his career only a few months ago!
ETR: Well… that was the most disgusting outcome of a match I’ve seen in a while… I’m gonna go make an appearance at Banks’ party to try and lift my spirits!
Deadprez: Alrighty then, partner… you go do that.
(Camera fades backstage to an office designated for Carlos as Mr. Herbert Allison walks into the room)
Carlos: Oh… You again. Listen, this is a big night, I don’t have time for your complain–
Mr. Allison: Hold up, Carlos… I really have to talk to you.
Carlos: Actually, I don’t think you do. See, this kind of thing happens on MY time.. You can’t just wander into my office whenever you feel like it…
Mr. Allison (pulling out a piece of paper from a folder): Look, Carlos.. this is important. I don’t know how else to say this to you, but here you go..
Carlos (taking the paper and reading it): What’s this?
Mr. Allison: A termination contract. Look, Carlos… last week, the ratings dropped yet again. We at the network just can’t let this bad trend hold us down. I’m sorry but we’re going to have to drop Showdown from our programming.
Carlos: What do you mean? Do you know how hard I’m working to show the world how a wrestling company is SUPPOSED to run?! And on the day of this big event… when I’m high in spirits, you come in here to drop this bomb on me and think it’s ok?
Mr. Allison: As much sympathy as I feel for you, Mr. Rosso… I can’t let Showdown’s bad ratings hurt my network. I don’t wanna say you’re at fault… but… the show was doing well up until… Well, you get the idea..
(Mr. Allison walks out of Carlos’ office, leaving Carlos in a rage)
(Carlos throws all of the papers off of his desk as the camera fades out)
(Territorial Invasion DVD ad plays before the camera fades back into the arena)
Ring Announcer: The following TAG TEAM CONTEST.. is set for ONE FALL!!! And it is for.. the UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMMMMPIONSHIPSS!!!
(Mr. Blood and Dark Demon’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the CHALLENGERS… the team of MISTER BLOODDD… AND DARRRRRRKKKKKK… DEEEEEEMONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Stew-O: Welcome back to ringside folks! And the Dynasty team will be taking over for this Unified Tag Championship match… Stew and Chico here to call it for ya.. and making their entrances at this time are the tough challengers, Mr. Blood and Dark Demon.. interesting characters and last week on Showdown, they were able to defeat SG2 and Sick Drake Blake, the champs in a handicap match with the man SG2 is set to defend his Interwire Championship against later tonight, Siberian Wolverine!
(SG Generation’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: And secondly… the UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMMMMPIONSSSS… The team of S-G-2 and DRAKKEEEEEE THE MAN BLAKEEEEE… S-G-GENERRRRATIONNNNNNNNNN!!!
Stew-O: The champs roll into the ring… looking to improve on their early success in this company as the two teams are having a bit of a stare-down here…
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
HYC: This Unified Tag Team Championship match is getting underway! Drake and Demon are going to start this match off! Drake and Demon circle the ring! And Demon lifts his hand for a- Test of strength? Is he crazy? Drake grabs his arm and it seems Demon is winning! Wait, Drake was just toying around with him as he overpowers Demon and applies a side headlock! Demon elbows his way out of it and kicks Drake in the gut! Drake is bent and Demon bounces off the ropes! Drake catches him quickly with a boot to the jaw! What raw power! Drake pulls Demon to his feet and lifts him up for a..
Stew: A HUGE SUPLEX! Demon is holding that back of his and Drake pulls Demon to his corner and tags in SG2! You can see Mr. Blood over there trying to get Demon back into this thing! Drake hooks Demons arms and SG2 sends shot to the skull of Demon! Drake lets go and goes onto the apron and SG2 sends a elbow to the skull of Demon! SG2 yanks Demon in for a.. Clothesline! Demon was just flipped inside out! SG2 pulls Demon to his feet, BUT DEMON WITH A DESPERATE LOW BLOW! Demon irish whips SG2 out of the ring! Demon crawls to his partner and.. tags in Mr. Blood! Mr. Blood jumps off the apron and charges at SG2 for a.. BIG BOOT TO THE JAW! SG2 hits the barricade and Mr.Blood searches under the ring for a… STEEL CHAIR!!
HYC: Mr.Blood lifts the chair and.. kick to the gut from SG2 and a.. DDT ON THE STEEL CHAIR!! SG2 grabs the Steel Chair and slams it over the back of Mr.Blood over and over! SG2 rams his fist into the back of Blood! SG2 pulls Mr.Blood up and SENDS HIM CAREENING INTO THE STEEL POST!! YOU COULD HEAR THE THUD FROM THAT ONE ETR! SG2 pulls Mr.Blood up and rolls him into the ring! SG2 gets into the ring and pulls Mr.Blood to his feet! SG2 hooks up Mr.Blood and he’s going for the TAKE OFF!!! BUT BLOOD RAKES THE EYES OF SG2! Mr.Blood lifts SG2 off his feet for a… ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP!!! Mr.Blood bounces off the ropes and comes down with all his weight on SG2 with a leg drop!
Stew: Mr.Blood gets up and pulls SG2 up for a.. OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! And Mr.Blood tags in Demon! Demon goes to the top ropes for a.. SPLASH PRESS!! Demon hooks the leg of SG2! The first cover of the match!
SG2 kicks out! Demon gets up and charges at SG2 with a dropkick! SG2 leans on the turnbuckle! And Demon lifts him up on the turnbuckle!! Demon gets on the turnbuckle as well! And SG2 starts firing shots!! Demon headbutts SG2 and hooks him up for a.. SUPERPLEX!! BUT DRAKE HOLD’S SG2’S ARM!!! AND SG2 HOOKS DEMON UP FOR A STO OFF THE TOP ROPES!! WHAT A MOVE!!
HYC: Demon is down and SG2 tags in Drake! Drake pulls Demon to his feet and Drake lifts Demon for a.. SPINEBUSTER!!! Demon is laid out! Drake is ready now! He’s stalking Demon! But Demon rolls out of the ring! A smart move by Demon! Drake rolls out of the ring, BUT LOOK DEMON BLOWS POWDER IN DRAKE’S EYES!! AND DRAKE IS BLINDED!! DEMON LIFTS DRAKE FOR A…SNAP SUPLEX ON TOP OF THE STEEL STEPS!!! Demon removes the mat from the floor! THE CONCRETE IS EXPOSED AND DEMON LIFTS DRAKE TO HIS FEET!! DEMON WITH A.. HALF NELSON EXPLODER RIGHT ON THE CONCRETE!!! Demon pulls Drake to his feet and rolls him into the ring! Demon rolls in and quickly hooks the leg of Drake! This could be it!
Stew: DRAKE KICKS OUT!! Demon gets to his feet and tags in Mr.Blood! Drake gets to his feet and Mr.Blood trades punches with Drake! Mr.Blood connects with a elbow to the jaw of Drake! Mr.Blood bounces off the ropes but Drake catches him with a POWERSLAM! Mr.Blood is down and Drake tags in his partner SG2! SG2 steps into the ring and grabs both legs of Mr.Blood!! AND HE FLIPS HIM OVER ON HIS BELLY FOR THE… SHARPSHOOTER!! AND IT’S LOCKED IN TIGHT!! SG2 APPLIES THE PRESSURE AND MR.BLOOD IS CLAWING TO THE ROPES!! BUT HE’S LOOKING TO GET TO HIS PARTNER!! DEMON IS REACHING HIS HAND OUT AND MR.BLOOD IS CRAWLING TO HIS PARTNER!! SG2 CRANKS UP THE PRESSURE AND MR.BLOOD STOPS!!
HYC: Mr.Blood has nowhere to go he might as well TAP! Mr.Blood lifts his hand and… HE TA- NO!! HE GRABS THE ROPES!! SG2 ISN’T LETTING GO OF THE HOLD THOUGH!! AND THE REFEREE IS TRYING TO GET SG2 to LET GO!! BUT OUT OF NOWHERE A KICK TO THE BACK OF SG2’S SKULL FROM DEMON!!! Mr.Blood is holding his legs and he’s trying to reach out to his partner and.. SG2 GRABS MR.BLOOD’S LEG BUT IT’S TOO LATE!! BLOOD HAS MADE THE TAG! Demon steps into the ring and SG2 gets caught by a shoulder block! SG2 gets back to his feet and LARIAT FROM DEMON!!! SG2 grabs the ropes and gets up using them! Demon pulls SG2 in for a.. GERMAN SUPLEX!!!
Stew: SG2 is down and now Demon with a camel clutch! AND IT’S DEAD CENTER OF THE RING!! BUT DRAKE STEPS IN AND DEMON LETS GO!! DEMON WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO DRAKE!! Drake rolls out and SG2 LOW BLOWS DEMON!! SG2 pulls Demon in FOR THE SMG!!! THE SMG CONNECTS AND DEMON IS LAID OUT!! SG2 hooks the leg! THIS IS IT!
TTTTTTTHRRRRRRRRRRRRR-NO!! BLOOD BREAKS UP THE PIN!! HE JUST SAVED THE MATCH!! SG2 gets up and Blood with a headbutt! SG2 bounces off the ropes for a big boot, but Blood side steps it and takes down SG2 with another huge clothesline!
HYC: Drake is BEHIND BLOOD!!! DON’T TURN AROUND BLOOD!! AND.. THE SUPER SPEAR!!! BUT BLOOD MOVES AND THE SUPER SPEAR HITS SG2!! SG2 is laid out!!! AND DRAKE IS SHOCKED!! Mr.Blood lifts Drake up,but Drake uses all his power to shoulder thrust Blood and and tosses him out of the ring!! Drake pulls SG2 to his corner and … TAGS HIMSELF IN!!! Demon gets to his feet and Drake IS READY!! Demon turns around and… SUPER SPEAR!!!! BUT DEMON GETS HIS FOOT UP AND DIGS IT INTO THE SHOULDER OF DRAKE!!! DRAKE IS DAZED AND … THE DEMON DDT!!! IT CONNECTS!!! AND DEMON AND DRAKE ARE BOTH LAID OUT!!! CAN DEMON GET THE PIN!! HE.. HE GETS THE ARM OVER!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew-O: DARK DEMON AND MR. BLOOD!! THEY’RE THE NEW CHAMPS!!! THEY TAKE THE TITLES FROM SG GENERATION!! WHAT A TRIUMPHANT VICTORY EARLY IN THE CAREERS OF THIS YOUNG TEAM!!
Ring Announcer: The winners of this match… and the NEWWWWW…. Unified Tag Team CHAMMMPIONSSS…. DARK DEMON… AND MISTER BLOOD… THE DISCIPLES-OF-DEAAATTHHHHH!!!!
HYC: What an upset! I had my money on the champs the whole way through.. until the end that is… I’m actually kinda disappointed now, Stew… Chico’s NEVER wrong!
Stew-O: Yeah…… well, congrats are certainly in order to our new champions.. and this was only our second bit of action for the evening! We’ve got so much more coming toward us!
(Camera pans to the backstage area where Mr.DEDEDE is seen walking a regularity pace but suddenly stops as his head motions toward a locker room which name tag has in letters “Kevin Devastation” and with a slight smirk on his face, DEDEDE opens the door…)
Mysterious Voice: Well Hello Mr.DEDEDE….
(The Dark Emperor appears rubbing a golden urn in his hands, looking at DEDEDE with an inconsequential look)
Mr.DEDEDE: Expecting me?
DE: Well of course I was expecting you and by the way Kevin isn’t here yet, he’s busy digging up the grave you will be lying in by the end of tonight…
Mr.DEDEDE: Oh really? You really sure that that grave he’s digging might actually be his own? Or maybe it’s just a grave where both of you will be lying in together sleeping as you already do regularly…
DE: HA! Funny. I really wish you could have went the different route and pursue yourself as a comedian rather than try to take on the biggest, the most greatest, the most powerful, the demon possessed Kevin Devastation…
Mr.DEDEDE: Now that’s funny and you call me a comedian?.. I’m not afraid of KD, be sure of it because I know that you know deep inside that even in his prime stage, he still couldn’t defeat me and the proof of this matter comes tonight in our match, and I surely hope that your fatass gets involved because I would love more than ever to put you back into your unfulfilling self as the most good-for-nothing EAW extremists in history.
DE: Foolish DEDEDE, but you made some significant points, however you know what I really feel deep down inside? I can feel your heart beating faster than a human’s motion when he tries snatching a fly, and I bet it’s really eating you up right now that your chances of survival tonight is much less than your chances of ever being considered the so called “greatest of all times”…You have no last resort in EAW and I’m pretty sure tonight KD gets to indent your career with “Rest In Peace”. So you think you’re some big shot huh? HA! Momentarily your life will be put to rest…
Mr.DEDEDE: Listen here yo—What the?!?
( DEDEDE is flabbergasted as he sees a poisonous snake slither from underneath a locker)
DE: Oh there you are Lincoln , I have been looking all over for you… ( DE grabs the snake and wraps it around his body )
Mr.DEDEDE: What in the hell is that thing doing in here?
DE: What? Not flattered about seeing Lincoln ? Say Hi Lincoln to Mr.DEDEDE… This may be the first and last time you ever get to meet Mr.DEDEDE because guess what?
DE: HE’S HEREE!!…. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Lights flicker on and off as smoke proceeds in the locker room)
Mr.DEDEDE( Horrified ): Fuck this shit.. I’m out of here!
(Mr.DEDEDE races out of the room as you can see a shadow of Kevin Devastation appear in the smoke with lightening sound effects rambling)
(Camera fades over to Hurricane Hawk limping back to the Generation Genesis locker room)
(Hawk enters the room to see Maria sitting on the couch)
Hurricane Hawk: Oh, hey Maria..
Maria: Hi Hawk… Why aren’t you at the party?.. You were the one who loved the idea of it.
Hurricane Hawk: I’m in no mood to be partying (Hawk collapses onto the couch next to Maria, exhausted)
Maria: So, you’re just gonna rest here the whole night?… Sounds boring.
Hurricane Hawk: Well are you gonna be here?…
Maria: Well, yeah, but wouldn’t you rather be partying?
Hurricane Hawk: Not really… I’m pretty beat up…
Maria: Alright… Don’t make yourself head over to that party if you don’t want to. I’ll keep you company I guess, since neither of us have anything more to do for tonight…
Hurricane Hawk (sighing in pain): Sounds good..
(Camera fades back to the Dynasty Announce Table)
HYC: This next match has to have the most on the line tonight Stew, because this isn’t for a title…or a career…this match guarantees either Kevin Devastation or Mister DEDEDE a contract for anything they want on Dynasty. A one time shot at fate here tonight and they will have something special in mind. Lets get to it Stew, and I can feel the temperature dropping already…
(The lights in the arena slowly dim to a shade of blue as Kevin Devastations music starts to play)
Announcer: The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL….And is for the Contract to have anything on Dynasty you want….Introducing first he is acompanied by The Dark Emperor….HE IS THE HEART OF DARKNESS HIMSELF…KEVIN DEVASTATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Kevin and DE walk slowly to the ring as the crowd stands silent)
Stew: And that man has all the power in the world,but tonight it can be taken away from him as easily as he got it. And Jaywalker made him that deal and then gave Cyclone the chance to take that deal away and turn it against him. But lets get to the match itself. And now lets get ready for Mister DEDEDEs first match since returning to EAW.
*Mister DEDEDEs Music plays*
Announcer: AND INTRODUCING NEXT…..HE IS THE RATED R SUPERSTAR HIMSELF…FROM TAMPA FLORIDA…MISTER DEDEDE!!!!!
(Mister DEDEDE comes through the crowd from the back entrance to the arena)
HYC: Oldschool entrance from an oldschool guy, now lets see if these two men can fight it out to see who truely is the one and only measuring stick on Dynasty,which ive been hearing about is being discussed by little punks on the internet.
(Ding Ding Ding)
Stew: And Kevin Devastation and Mister DEDEDE both walk to the center of the ring and the staredown is on. And Mister DDD starts the trash talking to Devastation whos face is creeping more and more into a rage by the second. And DDD takes it to far and slaps KD in the face as his face is motionless looking in the direction DDD slapped it in.
Stew: And Chico its been atleast a minute and KD still hasnt moved. And DDD throws his hands up and I think hes calling this one “dead in the water”. And……DEVASTATION GRABS DDD BY THE THROAT ALREADY. And Now Kevins squeezing DDDs neck as tight as he can just smiling as DDDs face turns a bright shade of red…and now going purplish.
HYC: And Kevin throws DDD into the corner now and sizes him up. And Kevin swings with a huge right hand into the gut of mister DDD….and a left hand thrown into the midsection….and theres a big time right hand to the gut again…and Kevin backs up and swings a huge right haymaker into the the head of DDD
Stew: No he doesnt Chico as DDD uses Kevins momentum sending him into the turnbuckles as DDD spins out of that corner like an rat would. And DDD unloading hands into Kevins face now,not letting up against the 7 footer. And DDD feelin lucky now and steps back and runs towards Devastation…
HYC: Running enziguri in the corner by Mister DEDEDE….thats a new one Stew,but hey the mans a legend who always evolves his game. And KD walks forwards a few steps looking abit punch drunk already still with his hands up to fight. And DEDEDE climbs to the second turnbuckle now.
Stew: And DDD leaps off with a dropkick sending KD reeling towards the opposite turnbuckles as he crashes gut first into them and slumps down facing the corner. And DE waddles over with the urn in hand trying to will KD back into this holding the urn high into the air as DDD is in the other corner now…and we all know what he wants to do with this one folks. He is stalking Devastation with the looming spear…
HYC: And Kevin rises up in the corner slowly looking into that urn. And he turns around right into…DDD JUST HIT THE SPEAR FOLKS!!!…RIGHT INTO THE MIDDLE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE?!?!?!?! And as the replays show us DDDs skull crashing into steel, Kevin must have untied the turnbuckle cover and as DDD ran he side stepped and drove his head into the turnbuckles. And KD is calling for something now, and DE grabs a chair from under the ring and hands it to the Deadman.
Stew: And DDD is getting to his feet now as Kevin has that chair in his hands. And DDD urns around already bleeding as Kevin drives the chair into the forehead of Mister DDD, and that sounded like a gunshot going off. DDD has fallen down as Kevin drops the chair, and heres the first cover in this match folks.
HYC: And DDD kicks out of it. Devastation nods his head and stands up. And DDD is trying to get up using the ropes as Kevin is in wait with the chair again. And DDD turns around as Kevin swings the chair for the fences…
Stew: AND DDD DODGES IT AS THE CHAIR HITS THE ROPES AND COMES BACK UP AND CRACKS KD SQUARE IN THE SKULL…AND DDD ISNT DONE AS HE HITS A SPINNING WHEEL KICK SENDING THE CHAIR INTO KEVINS SKULL AGAIN!!!
HYC: And now Kevin Devastation is showing signs of blood here,and hes down and possibly out as Mister DDD drags Kevin to the middle of the ring and drops down for the cover here.
Stew: And thats not gonna be enough as Kevin kicks out. DDD gets up again and stomps on KDs midsection before going off the ropes for an elbow drop to the mid section. And DDD looks down at Devastation and smiles. And KD SITS UP…
HYC: Not for long there Stew as DDD grabs him by the hair and slams his head back down again. And Dark Emperor is holding up that urn again screaming for Kevin to get up, and Kevin slowly sits up again. And DDD once again slams his head down again, and DDD rains down punches to that open wound.
Stew: And DE is screaming,and DDD is punching, and Cyclone is walking down to the ring?!?!?!??!
HYC: Why the hell is he here? DDD stopped the attack on Devastation and looks at cyclone, then looks at DE. And DDD seems to have realised something as he slides out of the ring and walks towards Dark Emperor, as he tries running away. And DE runs right into Cyclone. Who with one punch sends the fat man down….
Stew: DEVASTATION JUST SAT UP IN THE RING…And DDD sees it and gets back in the ring and tries to stop this. But Kevin Devastation is up already and goes for a huge boot to Mister DEDEDE….
HYC:BUT DDD DUCKS IT AND GLIDES OFF THE OPPOSITE ROPES FOR A HUGE…….SPEAR!!!!! AND HERES THE PIN COVER FROM MISTER DEDEDE
STEW: NO CHICO,NO….DEVASTATION GETS THE SHOULDER UP AGAIN…AND HE SITS UP AND GRABS DEDEDE BY THE THROAT!!! And Kevin starts to stand up as you can see his face turn to the fallen Dark Emperor now and back to DDD. And Cyclone stomps onto the urn DE carried as Kevin releases his grip and clutches his chest?!?!
HYC: AND DDD KICKS HIM IN THE GUT…..DEDEDE DDT STRAIGHT DOWN ONTO THE MAT. AND THE COVER AGAIN ON DEVASTATION
STEW: NO NO NO, KEVIN KICKS OUT AGAIN. AND ONCE AGAIN HE GRABS DDDs THROAT AND SITS UP. And Kevin stands up with his hand around Mister DEDEDEs throat. And Kevin Devastation hoists Mister DEDEDE up on his shoulders and must be goin for the Crucifixion.
HYC: But look Stew…Cyclone has the urn in his hand and is looking at Devastation. And Cyclone is unscrewing the lid to that urn??? And Cyclone looking at Kevin who has Mister DEDEDE on his shoulders ready to drop him takes the top off that urn as eery black and red smoke pours out of it…
Stew: And Kevin falls to a knee clutching his chest again looking on at the site in front of him. As Cyclone turns the urn upside down dumping the ashes onto the stage as DDD slides off KDs shoulders and HITS THE EDGEHEAD-O-MATIC. AND HERES THE PIN AGAIN
(DING DING DING)
HYC: WHAT THE HELL????? You mean to tell me Kevin Devastation didnt kick out? He just not only didnt kick out but theres no movement at all as Cyclone throws the empty urn to DE whos just now trying to stand. and DE sees the sight and looks at the urn, and sees Kevin Devastation laying in the middle of that ring lifeless. And DE grabs the urn and slides into the ring, and walks over to Kevin Devastation and falls to his knees.
(The lights turn completely off putting the arena into complete darkness)
Stew: Great heres another blackout, I wonder whats gonna happen next folks.
(The Lights turn back on as DE and KD are gone and the urn remains in the ring)
Stew and Chico: :-o:-o
(Camera cuts across the street to the night club where Banks’ bachelor party is being held at as CM Banks is seen sitting in a reclining chair getting a lap dance from two strippers with ETR sitting next to him)
ETR: Aw man, what a party! You’re one lucky guy Banks… you can get Maria AND these chicks?!
CM Banks (placing a dollar in the strippers G-String): Hey man, there’s some perks to being CM Banks(H)
(ETR reaches out toward the stripper but is interrupted by a Security Guard who grabs his arm)
Security Guard: Hey… no touchin allowed…
(Y2Impact heads over to where Banks and ETR are sitting)
Y2Impact: Banks… Have you seen Hawk at ALL tonight? I haven’t seen him once… I don’t think he ever came back over here from after his match…
CM Banks: Well he obviously doesn’t know what he’s missing…
ETR: Alright guys, I should be going.. I have work to finish…
Y2Impact: Ah come on man… You can stay for a few more minutes
ETR: I’ll be back later.. But I have matches to call tonight..
(ETR slaps the strippers ass and the Security Guard lunges toward him)
ETR: SORRY!! (Runs out of the building)
Y2Impact: See if you can find Hawk!
(Camera fades back into the arena to the Ring Announcer)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for ONE FALL!! And it is for.. the INTERWIRE CHAMMMPIONNSHIPP!!!!…
(Siberian Wolverine’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: Entering first… the CHALLENGER… From Cincinnati, Ohio… Weighing in at 180 pounds, SIBBERRRRIANNNNNN… WOLLLLVERRRINEEEEEEE!!!
Deadprez: Welcome back to the Showdown side of things folks… I see my partner ETR isn’t back yet… Coulda seen THAT coming, but nonetheless, here we have our Interwire Championship match about to be kicked off! Siberian Wolverine seems to be very confident about himself lately… he mentioned on Showdown that he personally GUARANTEES that he will be walking out Interwire Champion!
(SG2’s music hits as he comes out with his Interwire Championship)
Ring Announcer: Introducing secondly… the INTERWIRE CHAMMMMPIONNNN… From Atlanta, Georgia.. weighing in at 260 pounds….. S-G-2!!!!
(ETR takes a seat at the announce table)
ETR: What’d I miss?…
Deadprez: Well this is the Interwire Championship match… And SG2, the champion can’t be too great of a mood, after dropping his Tag Team Championships to Dark Demon and Mr. Blood earlier tonight!
ETR: Oh, wow! It looks like this match is about to get started… I got back just in time, huh?
Deadprez: Yeah, ETR… you’re a real saint..
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: And this match is underway! SG2 IMMEDIATELY STRIKES HARD WITH A RIGHT HAND!! SW FALLS TO THE ROPES… AND SG2 WHIPS HIM TO THE OTHER SIDE AS SW REBOUNDS!! HARD BACK ELBOW!! SIBERIAN WOLVERINE COLLAPSES.. AND SG2 EMPHATICALLY HITS THE ROPES! SW GETS UP.. AND HE HITS THE ROPES TOO!! SG2 stops short… AND HOISTS SW UP!! SAMOAN DROP!!! SG2 HOOKS THE LEG!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… KICKOUT!!
ETR: SG2 kicking this match of with a BANG!! SG2 yanks SW back up to his feet.. and sends him to the ropes once again! But SW catches the ropes and leaves the ring, heading out to ringside! SG2 goes to follow SW outside the ring!! But SW quickly runs to the other side and slides back in, trying to escape SG2!! SW hits the ropes hard as SG2 slides into the ring behind him… AND SG2 CHARGES!!! LOU THESZ PRESS INTO THE SPRINTING SW!! AND SG2 FOLLOWS UP WITH MULTIPLE REPEATED RIGHT HANDS TO THE FACE!!
Deadprez: SG2 is getting pumped up VERY early in this match! SW is trying to pull himself up by the ropes… and SG2 comes at him with a SOLID right hand to the side of the head! SG2 WHIPS SW across the ring as SW hits the ropes and rebounds back toward SG2! SG2 leans over for a Back Body Drop… but SW STOPS SHORT!!! PUNT TO THE FACE!!! SW backs off the ropes again and SG2 swings at him for a clothesline!! SW ducks under it! And he hits the ropes on the other side, bouncing back toward SG2 AND TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A FLYING FOREARM!!
ETR: SW goes right back into SG2 with right hands to the TOP of his skull!! He’s trying to stun him here so he can get ahead after SG2’s impressive start to the match! SG2 is trying to squirm away from SW… and backs off into the corner… SW grabs SG2 and lifts him up… nailing in a right hand to the cornered Interwire Champ! He WHIPS SG2 into the opposite corner.. and FOLLOWS HIM WITH A TURNBUCKLE CLOTHESLINE!! SW whips him back across AGAIN!! AND THIS TIME SG2 QUICKLY GETS OUT OF THE CORNER AS THE CHARGING SIBERIAN WOLVERINE GOES SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL TURNBUCKLE POST!!
Deadprez: SG2 grabs SW and pulls him out of the corner.. and tries to push him off the ropes!! But SW turns it around and sends SG2 into the ropes, rather! SG2 bounces back… but he catches SW by the head and connects with a huge facebuster!!! SW’s facial features mighta been rearranged, his face was PLANTED hard into the canvas! SW is trying to fight his way back to his feet… but SG2 charges at him while he’s on one knee!! SW springs up and hoists SG2 into his arms.. FLAPJACK!! OVER THE TOP ROPE!! SW DROPPED SG2 THROAT-FIRST OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A NICE FLAPJACK!!
ETR: SG2 is down.. and SW is in control for now… He lifts SG2 back to his feet and shoves him into the corner where he’s pounding in right hands… knees… anything he can do to strike pain into the body of his champion-opponent! SW is considered the underdog in this one… but he seems to be putting up a decent fight.. SW winds up for a big right hand!!
Deadprez: And he swings at SG2.. but SG2 ducks under it and twists himself behind SW!! SG2 has turned the tables and now SW is the one trapped in that corner!! SG2 is sending in multiple HAYMAKER punches and now he sends SW across the ring— No, SW turns the Irish Whip around and SW sends SG2 into the corner!! SW charges in hard, but SG2 COUNTERS with a big elbow to the face!! This match is going back and forth, great match thus far as neither guy can keep the momentum of this match for too long before the other is able to counter!
ETR: SW heads out to the middle of the ring with his back facing SG2.. and he puts his ends on his knees dealing with the fatigue! SG2 charges out of the corner looking to take advantage of the distracted SW.. but SW LEAPS UP INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!! SENSING THAT SG2 WAS COMING IN BEHIND HIM!! SW HOOKS THE LEG OF SG2 AFTER THE EMPHATIC BOOT TO THE SIDE OF THE SKULL!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… Kickout from SG2!!
Deadprez: SW rises to his feet.. and SG2 gets up slowly following him… SW pulls SG2 into a Front-Headlock.. and he wrenches him up!!! VERTICAL SUPLEX!! Siberian Wolverine with a Vertical Suplex planting SG2 to the canvas once again and it seems he’s escaping with the control of this match! SG2 lays on the canvas.. as SW LEAPS UP.. and drops a leg over SG2’s chest!! Nice legdrop as SW just remains sitting there with his leg draped over SG2 and his arms arrogantly crossed.. that’s a pin!!
ONE!!… SG2 rolls a shoulder up!!
ETR: SW seems to be getting overconfident here.. as SG2 pushes SW off of him and gets to his feet… swinging a tough right hand into the jaw of Siberian Wolverine!! Those SIGNATURE wild punches from SG2 as he sends SW off the ropes and goes for the big right hand! SW dodges it and continues sprinting to the other side as he bounces off!! DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN ON SG2!! SW has SG2’s legs in his grasp… as he JUMPS UP!!! DOUBLE LEGDROP TO SG2’S GROIN AS HE HELD HIS LEGS APART!!
Deadprez: SW hits the ropes once again with SG2 trying to deal with the pain he’s feeling in his grapefruits right now!! He hits a low dropkick into the laid out SG2’s ribs! SW jumps on top of SG2.. and he’s unleashing overhand rights! He’s pounding in those punches trying to send SG2 further into dizzy land! SG2 is struggling to get up.. but he’s on his knees as SW heads over to the corner and climbs up to the top rope! SG2 woozily stands up.. and turns around to face SW standing on the top rope!! SW LEAPS OFF THE TOP!!!
ETR: MISSILE DROPKICK!!! MISSILE DROPKICK FROM THE SIBERIAN WOLVERINE!! SW goes for the quick cover on SG2… hoping to steal the victory while he’s stunned!
ONE!!!… TWO!!… But SG2 kicks out again!
ETR: SW drives a knee into SG2’s spine.. and he holds it there as he grabs SG2’s arms and WRENCHES them backward!! SW with a nice submission locked in.. and the supposed underdog in this match has CONTROLLED it most of the way through! SG2 is trying to fight his way back to a standing base… but SW is stubbornly keeping his submission locked in as SG2 is on his feet! SG2 is trying to unwrap SW’s hands from his face… and DRIVES A QUICK ELBOW TO SW’S GUT!!
Deadprez: SW releases the hold! And he comes back in a defensive-offense mode, sending a kick to the gut of SG2! SW brings SG2 into his grasp.. and HE’S SETTING HIM UP FOR THE WOLF BOMB!! THE WOLF BOMB FROM SIBERIAN WOLVERINE COMING RIGHT UP AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GONNA DELIVER IT TO SG2 FIRST CLASS!!
ETR: HOLD ON!! SG2 TWISTS AWAY FROM WOLVERINE AND QUICKLY PULLS HIM IN!!! THE SMG!!! THE SMG!!! SG2 QUICKLY CONNECTS THE SMG IN RETALITATION AND DESPERATION!!! THE HUGE ROCK BOTTOM PLANTING SW INTO THE CANVAS AS SG2 DROPS DOWN FOR THE PIN AND THE VICTORY?!?!
ONE!!!!… TWO!!!…. THREE!!!….
(Ding! Ding! Ding)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… and STILLLL… The INTERWIREEE CHAMMMPIONNNN… SSSS-GGGG-222222!!!!
Deadprez: What a match! Back and forth the whole way through until SG2 was able to turn the tides there at the end with that huge SMG on Siberian Wolverine outta nowhere!
ETR: Another great match from this Showdown brand… you can’t even expect anything less anymore!! Just quality matches all night long and we’re not even done yet!
(Camera fades backstage with Flashback)
Flashback: Hello ladies and gentlemen, we have one out of the two most fabulous main events ready for tonight and that’s the Dynasty Extreme Elimination…. And I’m here standing next to the man who will compete inside that dangerous structure, He is the Golden Boy…. The Heart Break BOY!
(HBB appears with a huge smile on his face)
Flashback: So, HBB… I’m wondering what your plans are heading into this hazardous structure.
HBB: Well FB, my plan has been the same plan I have always had since day one and that plan is to just use everything in my power to not only try to win this match but prove to the world that the Heart Break Boy can still put on one fantastic show. This moment couldn’t get any worse for me either because you know even I do fail to compete, I know before it’s all said and done, I will have satisfied myself for the man who calls himself the Showstopper. But, If I do pull out all the stops, show you why I’m your GOLDEN BOY then I will be known as the man in history to win all three world titles in EAW, The Inter-branded Championship, the EAW World Championship, AND the EAW Championship. That will certainly bring my legacy here up to new heights but this isn’t just about me, I have to focus on my opposition, I should have no excuses when this is all said and done and I’m sure my opponents will agree. You know FB… I have had my fair share of opportunities for this championship back in the past and every time when it seemed I got a single finger on that belt, someone would drag it away from me, but that was then and this is now, EAW doesn’t need kings anymore and certainly not viruses so I will give it my all to make sure it’s positive. I came to WIN so guys in this match such as Alexander Da Vinci, Mister K, Extreme Enigma, Ashten Cross and Cyclone, you may be the one’s to start it all over again for the Heart Break Boy and that is THE GOLDEN ERA.
Flashback: I’m also curious about this HBB, and I’m sure others are too but let’s say if you fail to complete your task as EAW Champion tonight, what will be next in line for your journey ahead?
HBB: People have said I’m getting too old, I’m just a wrinkled old has been lately, I’m the past to them but watch me prove to them that this old man never gives up and you know that there is always a saying going around here; “There is more to them than meets than eye”. Which means there are things more important that you can’t actually see, but anyways Flash, I suggest you stay here as you are because I assure a victory interview from yours truly, THE HEADLINER, THE SHOWSTOPPA, THE MAINEVENT… BOYS AND GIRLS, LACE YOUR EYES ON THIS BECAUSE THE NEXT EAW CHAMPION HAS ARRIVED…
(The Heart Break Boy taps FB on the shoulder with that same huge smile on his face as he walks off without looking back)
(Camera fades back into the arena as Maria’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for ONE FALL!! And is for.. the VIXENS CHAMMMPIONNSHIPP!!!! Entering first is the CHALLENGER… MARRRRIAAAAAAAA STRATTTUSSSSSS!!!
Deadprez: Back out here at ringside and we’re set for our Vixens Championship match! This all stemmed from Maria confiding in internet dirt sheet reports that Kendra was seen out with her future husband, CM Banks… but that’s not even what this is about anymore… I’m not even sure if either of these chicks know what it’s really about anymore.. they just want to kick each other’s asses at this point!
(Kendra Shamez’ music hits)
Ring Announcer: And secondly… she is the VIXENSSSS CHAMMMPIONNNN…. KENNNNDRAAAAA SHAMEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: Now Maria has a lot to prove in her first title match since losing to Kendra at TI.. She directly called out Kendra a few weeks ago, and now she has to show her that all the things she said were nothing but the truth!
ETR: Kendra goes to take off her jacket.. but Maria rips it off and wraps it around her neck as he pulls her down to the canvas! Maria with the interesting choice of weapon to help her get ahead to get this vixens title match rolling! Maria yanks Kendra to her feet with her jacket wrapped around her neck.. and SWINGS HER ACROSS THE RING WITH THAT JACKET AS SHE COLLIDES FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT! Maria tosses the jacket to the outside of the ring and Kendra gets to her feet… They lock up near the center of the ring!
Deadprez: Kendra takes Maria into a side headlock.. and Maria pushes her off the ropes! Kendra rebounds, and Maria sprints as she takes Kendra to the mat with a clothesline! You can see the smile on Maria’s face as she gains the opening momentum of the match.. Kendra quickly gets to her feet.. and she swings a kick at Maria! Maria catches it! Maria pulls the foot in and knocks a hard right hand into Kendra’s skull! Kendra is knocked off balance.. and Maria goes to Irish whip her to the corner, but Kendra swings it around and counters as Maria hits the corner.. but FLOATS OVER!
ETR: Maria lands behind Kendra and brings her into a Sleeper Hold! But Kendra presses Maria’s head against hers, and DROPS down to a seated position! Jawbreaker! Kendra gets up as Maria is squatting in the corner.. Kendra springs at Maria, but Maria dodges out of the corner! Kendra hit her head on the top turnbuckle! Maria rolls in behind Kendra and rolls her up for the pin!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… But Kendra is able to kick out quickly!
Deadprez: Maria gets to her feet, and Kendra is on her knees as Maria SNAPS A KICK INTO THE FACE OF KENDRA SHAMEZ!! KENDRA FALLS RIGHT BACK DOWN FLAT TO THE CANVAS! WHAT A KICK! Ms. Shamez retreats as she rolls into the corner… But Maria is chasing after her and connecting with a series of vicious stomps that only further the pain in her body each time the boot strikes her flesh! Maria backs out of the corner, as Kendra slowly makes progress up to her feet… and Kendra stumbles back toward the center where Maria is waiting for her with a NICE Dropkick! She hooks the leg for the pin!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… But another kickout!
ETR: Maria grabs Kendra’s head after the failed pin attempt and locks her into a chinlock! She’s wrenching her arm around Kendra’s jaw… In fact, her arm may be around Kendra’s neck! I think she’s CHOKING Kendra! But Kendra isn’t gonna stay down much longer, as she fights to her feet but Maria is keeping the chinlock in sync… Kendra fires a few elbows to Maria’s gut as she releases the hold, but Maria fires back with a knee to Kendra’s gut!
Deadprez: Maria heads off the ropes with Kendra stunned and she connects with a Swinging Neckbreaker! Maria is going for yet another pin! She’s trying to put away Kendra in as little time as possible here, any opportunity she has to get the pin and get the win, she’s gonna take it! This is Road To Redemption and this is a HUGE Vixens Title Match!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… But Kendra rolls a shoulder off the mat!
ETR: Maria gets to her feet.. and she drops a Double Axe Handle over Kendra.. then quickly springs back up, and goes right back in with her offense, big elbow drop from Maria Stratus! Kendra rolls toward the corner and props herself up against the turnbuckles and Maria is right on her.. she smacks a right hand into the side of Kendra’s face! She grabs Kendra by the arm… and whips her across the ring into the opposite turnbuckles! Maria follows her over there and jumps up to the second rope as Kendra is leaning against the corner! And Maria falls backward and hits a Monkey Flip on her!
Deadprez: But Kendra lands on her feet! Maria springs up, hits the ropes and goes for a clothesline on Kendra, but she ducks under it and SWINGS Maria to the canvas by her HAIR! She mighta just yanked a whole clump of hair right outta Maria’s SCALP! Both women slowly return to their feet.. and Maria swings a punch at Kendra Shamez and it connects! She fires back though, and these two are flip flopping right hands as Kendra is gaining the upper hand, firing in 2 straight right hands, and now a kick to the gut of Maria! But Maria fights back with a Knife Edged Chop, and quickly throws Kendra to the ropes! Kendra bounces back.. and DOWNS Maria with a Shoulder Block!
ETR: Maria quickly gets up as Kendra turns around, and charges at her, knocking her over once again with a Forearm Smash this time! Maria springs back up again, as Kendra grabs her by the arm and flings her to the ropes! Kendra leans over for a Back Body Drop.. BUT MARIA STOPS SHORT! AND PLANTS A KICK TO KENDRA SHAMEZ’ FACE! WHAT A PUNT!
Deadprez: Kendra stumbles backward.. and Maria CHARGES right back at her to take her down with a clothesline, Kendra DUCKS! She pulls Maria in from behind and connects with a Belly to Back Suplex! PERFECTLY executed! And Kendra Shamez holds it in for the pin!! The referee slides in for the count!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!…. But Maria is able to kick out this time!
ETR: Maria rolls toward the corner of the ring.. and Kendra sprints toward her as she leans, sitting against the turnbuckles! But Maria rolls out of the corner and connects with a DROP TOE HOLD as Kendra falls and SMASHES her face into the bottom turnbuckle! What a shot! Kendra pulls herself back to the feet with the ropes, but she’s on wobbly legs as Maria gets to her feet, and jumps on her back as she locks in another Sleeper Hold!
Deadprez: Maria’s tightening it, but Kendra Shamez shows a HUGE demonstration of POWER as he hoists Maria back into her grasp and connects with another Suplex! I didn’t know she had taht in her! But wait! Maria floats over to her feet! She landed on her feet and poor Miss Shamez is unaware as she turns around! BITCH KICK!!! BITCH KICK… BUT KENDRA CATCHES IT AND PULLS MARIA OVER WITH A ONE-LEGGED TAKEDOWN! WHAT A COUNTER!! Kendra has Maria in her grasp.. and CATAPAULTS HER INTO THE CORNER AS MARIA SMACKS HER FACE AGAINST THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
ETR: Maria stumbles backward as she’s completely dazed!! And Kendra pulls her in, FOR THE BITCH TREATMENT:O:O:O!!! KENDRA HITS THAT BTICH TREATMENT PERFECTLY!! SHE DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE PIN!! THIS CAN VERY WELL BE THE END RIGHT HERE!!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!…
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… and STILLLLL… VIXENS CHAMMMPIONNN… KENNNNDRAAAAA SHAMEEEEEZZZZZZZZ!!!
Deadprez: What a fantastic match between these two women! They BRAWLED.. they WRESTLED.. they did it all in the ring here tonight… Who says Vixens can’t put on a great show?!
ETR: Certainly not me… These girls weren’t just something to feast my eyes on.. They actually pounded each other violently in this matchup over that Vixens Championship!
Deadprez: Of course you would be the one to bring up the eye candy factor… But either way, Kendra is able to successfully retain her championship tonight… but is it all over between she and Maria?… I’m not exactly sure myself…
(Camera fades across the street to the bachelor party as a huge cake is wheeled out in front of CM Banks)
CM Banks: Oh cmon guys… You couldn’t be more original than some hoe jumpin out of a cake?..
Lethal Consequences: Just sit back, relax and enjoy the show, Banks… Hit the music..
(Sexy music plays as a figure bursts out of the cake, facing away from CM Banks)
CM Banks: :O:O:O JENNY?!
(Flashback turns around, dressed in Jenny’s lingerie and dances toward Banks)
CM Banks: (ILL)!!! GET THAT OUTTA HERE!!
Lethal Consequences and Y2Impact: (XD)!!!
(Lethal Consequences high fives Flashback as the music stops)
Y2Impact: I’m sure Hawk woulda got a kick outta that…
Lethal Consequences: Where is he anyway?… I didn’t even see him show up..
CM Banks: I thought he’d eventually be here.. it’s not like him to no-show something like this.. I wonder what he could be doing…
Lethal Consequences: Ah well… he missed a good night..
Y2Impact: I’ll try to see if I can find him… I gotta go get dressed for my match…
(Camera fades out)
(Showdown Extreme Elimination Chamber footage from the last 2 years is played including DE getting his finger sawed off, WWEFan cashing in CITV on CC and Mister K bringing a cart of weapons to the ring, eventually winning the event)
(The lights dim and ominous music plays as the chamber is lowered to the ground with the World Heavyweight Championship hanging from its ceiling)
(Camera fades to the Ring Announcer)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is an EXTREEME ELIMINATION CHAMMBERRRRR MATCH!!! And it is for the WORRRRLLLLD HEAVYWEIGHTTT CHAMMMPIONSHPPP!!! 6 men will enter… 4 of which will be locked away in the pods while 2 men start the match off. Every 5 minutes, one man will be released from his pod to join the match. Once all of them are out, the only ways to win are to pin, or submit all 5 men… or climb the chamber and grab the World Heavyweight Championship belt hanging from the top!
(RRS’ music hits as he comes out with a staple gun)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first… starting out this matchup… from Oakland, California.. weighing in at 230 pounds.. the RATEDDDD R… SHAMMANN OFFFF SEXXXXYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Deadprez: We are BACK at ringside! And this is the Showdown Extreme Elimination Chamber! Over ten tons of pure steel… 2 miles length of steel chains all put together to create this demonic structure… Carlos had been threatening to kill it off… but this man coming out now saved it, and along with that, got himself a spot in it! A great night it was for him, I’m sure as he will be one of the unfortunate men who have to start off in this match with his hand-picked weapon.. a staple gun! But who will be the man who starts out this match with RRS?!
(Y2Impact’s music hits as he comes out with a curling iron)
Ring Announcer: The second man starting off the match! The WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMMPIONNNN… Y-2-IMMMMPAAAACCCT!!!!!
ETR: Y2IMPACT!!! He’s gonna be starting off the chamber match with his longtime acquaintance.. RRS! And I’m sure Impact can’t wait to get a shot at that title belt that’s hanging above him in the ring right now… Remember, there’s TWO ways to win this Showdown Extreme Elimination Chamber.. either eliminate all 5 men.. or SCALE the chamber walls, climb across the chamber ceiling and grab the World title belt hanging from the top!
(Y2Impact and RRS stare each other down in the ring as Matt Ryder’s music hits.. he comes out with his Interbrand Championship)
Ring Announcer: Next up… From Long Island, New York… weighing in at 220 pounds… The INTERBRANNND CHAMMMPIONNN… MATTTT RYYYYYYYYDERRRRRRR!!!
Deadprez: It seems that Matt just plans to use his Interbrand Championship as his weapon! He enters the ring, glares at RRS and Impact and steps into the first open pod…
(Viper’s music hits as he comes out holding a cardboard box)
Ring Announcer: Introducing next… from San Diego, California… weighing in at 165 pounds… VIPPPPERRRRRRRRRR!!!!
(Red flames burst out from the stage as HRDO’s music hits.. He emerges from the flames holding a Golf Club wrapped in stinging nettles)
Ring Announcer: From Orlando, Florida… weighing in at 290 pounds… H-R-D-O!!!!
(Speedy’s music hits as he comes out holding a Guitar)
Ring Announcer: And lastly… from London, England.. weighing in at 235 pounds… SPEEEEDYYYYYYY!!!
ETR: Speedy takes that last pod… as all of the pods close and RRS and Impact turn toward each other… Randomly chosen first two.. as the chamber door is closed and locked by the referee! The 2010 Showdown Extreme Elimination Chamber is SET to go! Set the lions loose!
(Ding! Ding! Ding)
Deadprez: It’s ON!! Impact drops his curling iron and sends RRS off the ropes to kick this match off!! RRS bounces back toward him and Impact leans in for a Back Body Drop on him! But hold on a sec, RRS stops short!! And he SWINGS AN EMPHATIC PUNT TO THE FACE OF Y2IMPACT, THE CHAMPION!! A LOUD KICK that must have rattled the brains of Impact to start all this off.. Imp’s knocked off balance for a second as RRS once again hits the ropes!
ETR: And RRS goes for a Running Lariat on the off-balance World Heavyweight Champion! But Impact DUCKS UNDER THE ARM OF RRS!!! AND SCOOPS UP HIS CURLING IRON FROM THE MAT AS HE TURNS RRS AROUND AND!! BAM!! A SHOT WITH THAT CURLING IRON RIGHT TO THE SKULL OF THE RATED R SHAMAN OF SEXY AS HE COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS!! IMPACT GRABBING THE EARLY CONTROL!!
Deadprez: Impact has a suspicious smirk on his face… as he takes that Curling Iron.. and flicks the switch into the ON position!! RRS better hope there’s no batteries in that thing because if not, he’s gonna be BURNED!! That thing’s heating up fast… as Impact drops to his knees… rolls RRS over… and IMPACT BRUTALLY PRESSES THAT HOT CURLING IRON ONTO RRS’ FLESH!!! YOU CAN SEE THE BURN MARKS ALREADY SHOWING UP AS RRS TRIES TO SQUIRM AWAY!!
ETR: WE TOLD YOU THIS MATCH WOULD BE BRUTAL!! WE’RE ONLY IN THE OPENING MINUTES, TOO!! That thing is HOT and RRS just got that iron to his back… there’s 3 or 4 burn marks there as Impact, mercifully gets to his feet and leaves RRS squirming in pain from those burns! His back is RED!! I can guarantee he’s not having a good time with that!
Deadprez: Thanks for that intelligent statement, ETR… RRS is rolling around, searching for the ropes in order to pull himself back up to his feet.. He pulls himself up as he turns around as he and Impact lock up… Impact drops the curling iron as RRS is angered about the burns! He SHOVES Impact into the turnbuckles, rattling his spine I’m sure! RRS sends in a sharp Knife-Edged Chop into the champ as RRS reaches down for his STAPLE GUN! RRS presses that Staple Gun onto RRS’ forehead!!
ETR: RRS is still moving around like he’s in pain from those burns on his back… as he tightens his finger on the trigger of that Staple Gun! But WAIT!! Impact pushes the gun away and swings a KICK into RRS’ hand as the Staple Gun goes flying! Impact sends another kick to the gut of RRS as he steps out of the corner, pulls RRS into a front-headlock and DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A DDT!!!
Deadprez: Impact lifts RRS back up to his feet… and he’s on wobbly legs early in the matchup as Impact twists behind him and LOCKS HIM INTO A FULL NELSON!! Impact HOISTS RRS up into the air and PLANTS HIM DOWN WITH AUTHORITY!! FULL NELSON SLAM FROM THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, TAKING BACK THE MOMENTUM OF THIS MATCH… FOR NOW AT LEAST AS ITS ONLY HE AND RRS! Impact grabs that Staple Gun that RRS brought into this match… and he PRESSES IT INTO HIS THROAT!!! IMPACT WANTS TO SEND A STAPLE INTO RRS’ NECK!!!
ETR: Impact smirks down at RRS… AND HE PULLS THAT TRIGGER!! HE JUST SENT A STAPLE INTO THE SIDE OF RRS’ NECK AS A STREAM OF BLOOD TRICKLES DOWN HIS NECK!! RRS YANKS THAT STAPLE OUT IMMEDIATELY!! IMPACT IS RUTHLESS!! THAT COULDA SERIOUSLY INJURED RRS IF HE DID IT IN THE RIGHT SPOT!!
Deadprez: We all know this men will do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING in order to win this thing tonight… the match rules allow them to do just about anything that pops into their heads in order to get ahead!! And Impact with a fine example of that right there! I’m sure he’s not gonna let his World Heavyweight Championship leave his waist tonight very easily! But the rest of the extremists aren’t gonna give up that easy either! Impact PULLS RRS to his feet.. RRS goes for a quick kick to the gut of Impact as he gets to his feet… but Impact CATCHES the foot of RRS!!
ETR: Impact pulls that leg of and FLIPS RRS UP!!! AND OVER!! RRS CRASHES DOWN INTO THE STEEL ELIMINATION CHAMBER FLOOR!! He slowly rises back up to his knees as Impact exits and lifts him up the rest of the way… Impact takes RRS… and BASHES HIS SKULL INTO THE CHAMBER WALL!!! THE SOLID, UNFORGIVING STEEL!
Deadprez: This chamber is over 10 TONS in weight and many people consider this thing a DEATH TRAP! So many GRUESOME things have happened in this structure over the years… This is as extreme as they come… Now, Impact has the head of RRS and he’s GRINDING IT UP AGAINST THE CHAIN-LINK STEEL WALL OF THE CHAMBER!! RRS’ FACE IS BEING TORN APART BY THIS THING AND HE’S COMPLETELY BUSTED OPEN NOW!! Impact SCOOPS HIM UP!! AND SLAMS HIM HARD BACK DOWN TO THE CHAMBER FLOOR!!
ETR: Impact drops down and goes for the pin on RRS outside the ring on the chamber floor, hoping to eliminate him before another entrant joins the match!
ONE!!… TWO!!!…. But RRS IS ABLE TO KICK OUT!!
ETR: And hey! There’s the countdown clock! Another extremist is set to join us!
(10… 9…. 8… 7…. 6… 5… 4…. 3…. 2…. 1… BUZZ!!!)
(Speedy’s pod opens up as he leaves the pod with his Guitar)
ETR: SPEEDY JOINS THE MATCH!! RRS, IMPACT AND SPEEDY AS IMPACT CONTINUES TO POUND RIGHT HANDS INTO THE ALREADY BUSTED OPEN FACE OF THE RATED R SHAMAN OF SEXY! Speedy approaches Impact from behind… and TURNS HIM AROUND!!! HE SMASHES THAT GUITAR OVER IMPACT’S HEAD!!! NOW THAT’S AN INTERESTING CHORD!!! HE CRUSHES THAT THING OVER IMPACT’S SKULL!!
Deadprez: IMPACT COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS AFTER THAT SHOT!! HIS HEAD WENT RIGHT THROUGH THE GUITAR!! Unique, but effective weapon that Speedy decided to bring into this ring tonight! It did the job here as Speedy yanks Impact back up to his feet.. and bashes a right hand into his jaw… Speedy sends Impact into the ropes as Imp bounces back… STANDING DROPKICK FROM SPEEDY!! EXECUTED BEAUTIFULLY!! Impact is trying to get up.. a little off-balance here as Speedy wants to bring him in… FOR THE SKULL CRUSHING FINALE?!?! BUT IMPACT PUSHES SPEEDY AWAY!!
ETR: Impact looks very frustrated… knowing that he was almost caught with Speedy’s finisher that most likely woulda sent him into elimination! Costing him his title! Impact gets back up to his feet after pushing Speedy away.. as he and Speedy lock up! Speedy pushes Impact back into the corner.. and he drives an elbow into Impact’s skull! Impact looks very angry now as he PUSHES Speedy away from him and out of the corner… and Impact CHARGES FORWARD!!! WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS!! AND HE FOLLOWS UP WITH REPEATED PUNCHES DRIVING INTO SPEEDY!
Deadprez: Speedy defeated Impact last week.. and Imp is getting his revenge here, letting out his anger as he’s not even slowing down! Smashing those closed fists into the cranium of Speedy!! WHOA!!! WHOA HOLD ON A SECOND!!! RRS IS HANGING UPSIDE DOWN FROM THE CEILING OF THIS CHAMBER AS HE MUSTA CLIMBED THE THING WHILE IMPACT AND SPEEDY WERE BRAWLING!! HE WANTS TO GRAB THAT THING AND GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE BEFORE EVERYONE IS EVEN OUT OF THEIR PODS!!!
ETR: RRS HAS GOTTEN TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT AND HE’S TRYING TO UNHOOK IT NOW… BUT IT’S A HELLUVA TOUGH TASK HANGING UPSIDE DOWN FROM THE DOME OF A STRUCTURE LIKE THIS WITH TWO GUYS WHO WANT TO DESTROY YOU RIGHT BELOW!! IMPACT IS QUICKLY SCALING HIS WAY UP THE CHAMBER TO TRY AND STOP HIM!! HE SCAMPERS UP THE CHAMBER WALL… BEING CAREFUL NOT TO MISSTEP AND FALL!!
Deadprez: HE’S MAKING HIS WAY TOWARD RRS!! RRS IS STRUGGLING TO UNHOOK THE TITLE BELT WHILE HOLDING ONTO IT FOR DEAR LIFE IN THIS MATCH AT THE SAME TIME!! Impact is slowly but surely making his way over toward the struggling RRS… and Impact KICKS at RRS while holding onto the ceiling of the chamber! Impact is trying to save his championship from being robbed from him right here and he’s made it very well known that he’ll do ANYTHING in order to do that!
ETR: IMPACT SWINGS HIS LEGS INTO RRS!! AND— LOOK!! RRS IS HOLDING ON WITH ONE HAND!! HE’S LITERALLY DANGLING FROM THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER BY A THREAD!! AND IMPACT KICKS ONCE AGAIN!! IMP NAILS A KICK INTO THE HAND RRS WAS USING TO HOLD ONTO THE BELT!! AND RRS IS KNOCKED OFF OF THE CHAMBER!! BUT LOOK!! HE GRABBED HOLD OF IMPACT’S LEG AS HE WAS GOING DOWN AND HE PULLS HIM DOWN WITH HIM!!! BOTH MEN FALL ALL THE WAY DOWN BACK TO THE CANVAS!!!
Deadprez: And Speedy is back to his feet! Impact and RRS crash directly in front of Speedy and he can’t believe his eyes! He quickly goes for the pin on the champion, Y2Impact!! Seeking the first elimination!!
ONE!!… TWO!!!… BUT IMPACT SOMEHOW KICKS OUT!!
Deadprez: Speedy seems quite angry as he BASHES his forearm into the face of Impact and pushes his shoulders back down to the mat! This could be the elimination now!
ONE!!… TWO!!… But Impact is able to kick out once again!
ETR: Speedy jumps to his feet, holding his head in frustration and the countdown clock appears on the screen again! Time for another one of these extremists to join these men in the chamber!
(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2.. 1… BUZZ!)
(Matt Ryder’s pod opens as he steps into the match with his Interbrand Championship)
Deadprez: MATT RYDER!! He sprints into this match with his Interbrand Title Belt in hand and CHARGES RIGHT AT SPEEDY!! HE CLOCKS THAT THING OVER THE SKULL OF SPEEDY!!! Speedy collapses to the canvas as Matt drops the belt over Speedy’s head… and JUMPS UP INTO THE AIR!! KNEE DROP!! MATT RYDER HITS A KNEE DROP INTO HIS BELT WHICH LAID ON SPEEDY’S HEAD!!
ETR: Matt making a quick impact coming into this chamber… getting things done right away! Impact is up but still a little bit out of it as Matt lands a boot to Impact’s gut! Impact leans over in pain as Matt takes that title belt.. AND DRIVES IT INTO THE BACK OF IMPACT’S HEAD AS HE FALLS FACE FIRST TO THE CANVAS!! WOW!! RRS is up to his knees and Matt brings him up to his feet.. Matt knees RRS in the gut and pulls him over to the corner turnbuckle by his hair!
Deadprez: AND MATT BASHES THE SKULL OF RRS INTO THE TURNBUCKLE POLE!! A SHOT THAT CAN FRACTURE YOUR SKULL!! Matt bashes the skull of RRS once more into that pole! He now pushes him back against the ropes! Matt is holding RRS back against the ropes… AND MATT SIMPLY LETS GO OF RRS AFTER LEANING HIM BACKWARD OVER THE ROPE AS RRS SHOOTS BACK UP AND HIS MOMENTUM CARRIES HIM RIGHT INTO AN ELBOW FROM MATT RYDER! Smart and effective maneuver!
ETR: Impact and Speedy are both back up to their feet and look at this! I think they’re deciding to team up! They charge toward Matt Ryder and take him down with a Double Clothesline! But the team won’t last much longer! Impact quickly follows up with a kick to the gut of Speedy! He hoist him up! SEATED SIDE SLAM!! CONNECTED SENDING HBB DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!
Deadprez: RRS is slowly recovering now… Impact is heading over to RRS and he lifts him up onto his shoulders! Impact DUMPS RRS over the top rope, slamming him down into the steel chamber floor! Impact slowly turns around.. but RIGHT INTO A FOREARM SMASH FROM SPEEDY! Speedy brings a knee up into Impact’s gut and now Irish Whips him off the ropes! Speedy JUMPS into the air as Imp bounces back and DOWNS the World Champ with an impressive Hurricanrana!
ETR: Speedy jumps back to his feet and Matt Ryder is there waiting for him as he pulls him back… INTO A SLEEPER HOLD! Matt pulls Speedy in further and converts the Sleeper into an INVERTED DDT! Nice maneuver from the Interbrand Champion! Impact and RRS are both slowly making their ways back to a standing position… Matt takes notice and CHARGES at them looking to take em down with a Dual Clothesline!
Deadprez: They both duck! Matt turns around as RRS and Impact both kick him in the gut! They hoist Matt up… AND CONNECT WITH A DOUBLE SUPLEX! BUT HOLD ON!! MATT LANDS ON HIS FEET BEHIND IMPACT AND RRS!! Impact wants in the action as he charges toward Matt once more— BUT SPEEDY SPRINTS TOWARD IMPACT AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE SLOW KILLER!!! THE SLOW KILLER!! SPEEDY DROPS DOWN AND GOES FOR THE PIN ON IMPACT!!
ONE!!… TWO!!!… IMPACT PULLS HIS SHOULDERS UP USING THE ROPES!
ETR: Impact pushes Speedy off of him and both return to their feet! RRS is working on Matt in the corner as Speedy nails a knee to the gut of Y2Impact and hoists him up with a solid Snap Suplex! It connects! RRS is nailing in some Shoulder Thrusts on Matt in the corner.. and now goes with an elbow into the side of his head! RRS backs out of the corner, but quickly reverses direction and CHARGES RIGHT BACK IN TOWARD MATT AS MATT STUMBLES OUT OF THE CORNER!! SPEARR!!!! THE RATED R SHAMAN OF SEXY CONNECTS WITH A BIG SPEAR ON MATT RYDER AS HE WOOZILY WANDERED OUT OF THE CORNER!!
Deadprez: Speedy is once again working on Y2Impact! He’s yanking his arm backward while pressing hard down on the champ’s shoulder… Trying to make Impact submit.. and LOOK AT THIS!! SPEEDY RELEASES THE HOLD AND JUMPS UP, SMACKING A SHARP KICK INTO THE CHEST OF Y2IMPACT!! SNAPPING THE SEATED IMPACT RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! Speedy heads over to what’s left of his Guitar… the handle of it as he brings it back over toward Y2Impact!
ETR: He SWINGS IT RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF IMPACT!! SPEEDY DROPS TO HIS KNEES, AS HE GRABS ONE OF THE BROKEN GUITAR STRINGS AND OH MY GOD!! HE WRAPS IT AROUND THE NECK OF Y2IMPACT!! HE’S TUGGING ON THAT GUITAR STRING HARD AND HE’S TRYING TO CHOKE IMPACT OUT!! IMPACT IS GASPING FOR AIR!! THAT STRING IS CONSTRICTING HIS ENTIRE AIR PASSAGE! SPEEDY JABS HIS KNEE INTO IMPACT’S SPINE TO FURTHER THE PAIN!
Deadprez: Impact’s face is BRIGHT RED! But Speedy FINALLY releases the string and Impact falls over, gasping for air! The countdown clock once again appears on the titantron! 10 seconds until we get another entrant!
(10… 9.. 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!)
(HRDO’s pod opens as he brings out his Golf Club wrapped in stinging nettles)
ETR: UH OH!! HRDO IS OUT AND HE’S GOT THAT GOLF CLUB WITH HIM!! HRDO drops his Golf Club.. and he grabs the nearest extremist, which just happens to be SPEEDY!!! He HOISTS Speedy UP!!! CHOKESLAM!!! HRDO HITS THE CHOKESLAM ON HIS PAIN FOR PRIDE 3 OPPONENT!!! HRDO DROPS DOWN FOR THE PIN!!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!…
Announcer: Speedy has been eliminated!
Deadprez: OUR FIRST ELIMINATION!! SPEEDY IS GONE AFTER A HUGE CHOKESLAM FROM HRDO ENTERING THIS MATCH ONLY SECONDS AGO!! HRDO gets back to his feet and he catches the eye of Matt Ryder!! Matt won the Interbrand Championship from HRDO only a few weeks ago as he lands a kick to the big man’s gut! But HRDO comes back, SWINGING A BIG BOOT AT MATT RYDER!!!
ETR: BUT MATT CATCHES HRDO’S BOOT!! HE PULLS IT IN AND PERFECTLY EXECUTES A DRAGON LEGWHIP ON HRDO!! He’s pummeling repeated fists into HRDO’s skull as Impact, the champion is on his way to his feet! Impact quickly grabs the Curling Iron he brought into this match as Matt Ryder jumps to his feet completely unaware! IMPACT PRESSES THE HOT CURLING IRON INTO THE BACK OF MATT RYDER’S NECK!!! FORCING HIM DOWN TO HIS KNEES… AND NOW HE BASHES THE THING OVER HIS SKULL!!!
Deadprez: Matt collapses to the canvas as RRS has taken control over him with Impact going over to work on HRDO! RRS hooks the leg!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!…
Announcer: Matt Ryder has been eliminated!
Deadprez: We’re down to FOUR!! Matt being eliminated not too much later than Speedy and now RRS heads over to Impact to help him out with HRDO, who has just risen to his feet!! They’re sending punches and kicks from all angles at the former Interbrand Champion… BUT HRDO SLAPS BOTH HANDS ACROSS THE THROATS OF RRS AND IMPACT!!! HE’S GOING FOR A DUAL CHOKESLAM!!
ETR: BUT RRS AND IMPACT BOTH HIT KICKS TO THE GUT OF HRDO.. AND TAKE HIM DOWN WITH A DOUBLE DDT!! And now we’re back to where we started!! RRS and Y2Impact… they look at each other.. and nod suspiciously as they head back over to HRDO!! They grab him.. and lift him up as they lead him to the outside of the ring?!?! Onto the chamber floor!!
Deadprez: RRS and Impact take HRDO… AND THEY CHARGE HIM OVER TOWARD VIPERS POD!!! USING THE 290 POUNDER AS A BATTERING RAM AS HE SMASHES RIGHT THROUGH THE PLEXIGLASS OF VIPER’S POD!!! HRDO IS SURE TO BE SEVERELY BUSTED OPEN AFTER BEING SMASHED THROUGH THE GLASS!!!
ETR: RRS and Impact take Viper and BASH HIS SKULL INTO ONE OF THE SHARP EDGES OF THE BROKEN GLASS!!! HE’S BLEEDING THROUGH HIS MASK AS YOU CAN SEE THE BLOOD STREAM TRICKLING DOWN!!! VIPER IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT AS IMPACT LEAPS UP!!! AND IMPACT HITS A CODEBREAKER ON VIPER!!! VIPER COLLAPSES TO THE CHAMBER FLOOR AS IMPACT HOOKS THE LEG!!!
ONE!!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!!
Announcer: Viper has been eliminated!
Deadprez: NOW VIPER’S GONE!!! THAT ONLY LEAVES THREE!!! RRS, IMPACT AND HRDO!!! BUT HEADS UP GUYS!! IMPACT SHOULDN’T HAVE TURNED HIS BACK ON RRS!!! AS WHILE IMPACT PUT VIPER AWAY… RRS CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE POD!!! IMPACT TURNS AROUND… AS RRS LEAPS OFF OF THE TOP OF THE POD!!! STANDING CORKSCREW MOONSAULT ONTO IMPACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE HITS IT!!! HE CONNECTS THE STANDING CORKSCREW MOONSAULT ON OUR CHAMPION!!
ETR: RRS IMMEDIATELY HOOKS THE LEG OF IMPACT!!!
ONE!!!!… TWO!!!!…. THREEE!!!!….
Announcer: Y2Impact has been eliminated!
Deadprez: THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS GONE!!! HE’S THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION NOW AS THE LAST TWO LEFT IN THIS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT ARE THE RATED R SHAMAN OF SEXY AND—- HRDO!! AND LOOK AT THIS!! HE’S STANDING RIGHT BEHIND RRS AS RRS IS CELEBRATING THE ELIMINATION OF Y2IMPACT!!!
ETR: HRDO TURNS RRS AROUND AND VIOLENTLY SLAPS BOTH HANDS ACROSS HIS NECK!! HE GOES TO LIFT HIM UP!!!! BUT HOLD ON!! RRS WON’T LET IT HAPPEN AS RRS KICKS HRDO IN THE GUT, PERHAPS SAVING HIMSELF!!! HRDO IS BLEEDING PROFUSELY FROM BEING SMASHED THROUGH THAT GLASS BEFORE… AS RRS GOES TO GRAB HRDO’S GOLF CLUB!!!
Deadprez: BUT I THINK HE’S FORGETTING SOMETHING!!! THAT THING IS WRAPPED WITH STINGING NETTLES!! RRS IS STUNG BY THOSE LETHAL PLANTS WRAPPED AROUND HRDO’S GOLF CLUB AS HRDO GRABS ONE OF THE SHARDS OF GLASS FROM THE BROKEN POD… AND WITH RRS DROPPING THE CLUB, HRDO SLASHES RRS WITH THAT SHARD OF GLASS!!! A HUGE GASH ACROSS RRS’ CHEST AS THE BLOOD LITERALLY POURS OUT FROM HIS BODY!!!
ETR: HRDO, WEARING HIS PROTECTIVE GLOVES GRABS THAT GOLF CLUB!! AND HE WINDS UP!!!! HE SWINGS THAT THING LIKE A FUCKING BASEBALL BAT AND CRUSHES IT ACROSS RRS’ SKULL!!! THAT’S A GOLF CLUB TO THE GOD DAMN SKULL AND THERE’S NO WAY YOU CAN COME BACK FROM THAT!! THIS IS BRUTAL!!! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!!
Deadprez: HRDO is LAUGHING!! He drops to his knees to the fallen RRS… and he tucks his arm away… HE LOCKS RRS INTO THE SANDTRAP!!! AFTER THAT VICIOUS GOLF CLUB SHOT… HE HAS RRS LOCKED INTO THAT CROSSFACE THAT HE CALLS THE SANDTRAP!!! A LETHAL SUBMISSION FOR SURE AND I THINK RRS HAS ACTUALLY BEEN OUT OF IT FOR A WHILE!!!
ETR: The referee goes to check for consciousness as he lifts RRS arm up!…. It FALLS!!! The referee goes for it again… and RRS’ ARM FALLS A SECOND TIME!!!! HERE WE GO FOR THE THIRD TIME!! I DON’T KNOW IF RRS WILL PASS THIS TEST!!! HIS ARM FALLS ONCE AGAIN!!! AND THAT’S IT!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… and the NEWWWWWWWWWW.. WORRRRRLLLLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMMMMMMMPIONNNNNNNNNNN…. H-R-D-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: WOW!!! HRDO IS CHAMPION!!! HRDO OUTLASTED 5 OTHER MEN AND NOW HE CAN CALL HIMSELF THE ONE AND ONLY HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!
ETR: These men were BRUTALIZED!!! This match was borderline DISGUSTING… ILLEGAL!!! But they all fought their way through it and HRDO.. the guy who was smashed through a thick layer of glass… came back from the bottom of the barrel to win the whole thing!
Deadprez: Congratulations to our NEW Champion!!! HRDO!!!
(Camera fades backstage to CM Banks and Lethal Consequences walking in the hallway, LC has his arms around two stripper from the party)
CM Banks: Wow man.. that was a great party..
Lethal Consequences: No argument here… what about you two girls?
Strippers: Hehe… Nope
(CM Banks tries to open the Generation Genesis locker room door, but it’s locked)
CM Banks: What the?… Hawk? Hawk are you in there?!…
Hurricane Hawk (from inside the locker room): Yeah, gimme a second…
(Hurricane Hawk opens the door only a crack after a few seconds, poking his head out)
Lethal Consequences: What’ve you been doing all night man?…
Hurricane Hawk: Oh… uh… I was just hanging out… I got beat up pretty good in my match with Starr and I figured you’d understand if I took the rest of the night for some good R&R…
CM Banks: Well.. sorry to hear that.. but can we come in?…
Hurricane Hawk: Hold on…
(Hurricane Hawk closes the door for a few seconds, leaving LC and Banks confused)
(Hawk comes back to open the door)
Hurricane Hawk: Alright guys, you can come in now…
(CM Banks and LC look at each other confused… But walk into the locker room)
(Camera fades back out to the arena)
(Jon Kelton’s music hits as he moves slowly through the curtain.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Ayr, Scotland, weighing in at 250 pounds, THE CHOSEN ONE…JOOOON KELLLLTOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!
Stew: The Chosen One, Jon Kelton, I’m telling you HYC; this kids got skills. This kids got talent! This kid has got passion and deserves to be here just as well as anyone else in this match. I’ve been very impressed…
Ring Announcer: Introducing next, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 264 pounds…THE FUTURE…GEEEEEOOOORGE COPELAAAAAAND!!!!
HYC: Are you done riding Kelton’s genitals, Stew? Good, because before your very eyes walks the man who deserves to win this match more than anyone else in my opinion, the true future of this industry, George Copeland! (H)
Ring Announcer: Introducing last, from Aberdeen, Washington, weighing in at 235 pounds, he is the National Extreme Champion…JUSTIN WINDGAAAAAATE!!!
Stew: Let’s not forget the National Extreme Champion Justin Windgate; he’s one of the best at…uhm…being the best damn him he can! I mean he isn’t National Extreme Champion for no reason, now is he?
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew: The bell rings as this match gets underway with all three men standing in there respective corners. They scout one another out for a bit, but then GC and Kelton lock eyes. The two meet in the middle of the ring and JW crouches in the corner…
HYC: But then out of nowhere they both turn their attention to JW and begin viciously attacking him! Mauling him like a pack of dogs! Kelton steps back as GC takes control of JW and Irish whips him full force tumbling through the ring ropes! GC seems pleased…
Stew: But this doesn’t last long as Kelton sneaks up behind GC and locks in a Sleeper Hold! Uh Oh! We have the first submission of the match as Kelton hops onto GC’s back, locking his legs and wrenching the hold even more! GC is fading! He’s wobbling!
HYC: GC is reaching out to grab anything as his eyes close shut and he falls backward! TUMBLING BOTH HIM AND KELTON OVER THE TOP ROPE! Both men are down! After several moments Kelton rises and shakes off the pain, BUT LOOK!
Stew: Out of nowhere comes JW looking to end things early here as he grabs the weary Kelton and locks in a Spider Headlock wrenching the neck and the midsection of Kelton! I’ve seen many of men fall to this…The referee asks Kelton if he wants to submit…
HYC: BUT BEFORE HE CAN EVEN ANSWER GC COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND BLAST A STEEL CHAIR INTO THE WRENCHED MIDSECTION OF KELTON! JW jumps to his feet, but IS BLASTED WITH A CHAIR SHOT HIMSELF!
Stew: Kelton could have broken ribs! JW could have a broken skull! This is absolute carnage! What the hell? What’s GC thinking now as he smiles crazily at that weapon…OH GOD! GC PUT THE CHAIR AROUND JW’S NECK!
HYC: AND HE STOMPS IT! HE STOMPS IT AGAIN! AND NOW HE’S HANDING ON THE CHAIR! GC IS CHOKING OUT HIS COMPETITION! ALL YOU HEAR IS MUFFLED OUT SCREAMS FROM JW AND…AND…HE TAPS OUT!…
Stew: NO! KELTON STAGGERS TO HIS FEET AND DIVES TO STOP THE HAND OF JW FROM HITTING THE GOUND! HE’S HOLDING THIS MATCH IN THE PALM OF HIS HAND! GC steps off the chair and grabs & lifts Kelton to his feet…
HYC:…LOW BLOW! KELTON DID THE ONLY THING LEFT IN HIS ARSENAL! YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT DESPERATE TIMES! Now what is Kelton thinking as he leaves GC rolling in pain and JW coughing up blood? Under the ring?
Stew: Good god…that…THAT’S A STEEL CHAIN! Kelton stares at the weapon with evil intentions before walking over to the man who’s manhood just got kicked in and…HE BEGINS WRAPPING IT AROUND HIS NECK! No way…
HYC: Kelton pulls the chain over his shoulder tightening the grip around GC’s neck, and what now? Oh my…He’s dragging, choking, GC all the way backstage. Finally the two make it backstage and workers run in all directions. Kelton lets go inspecting his options.
Stew: GC pulls the chain off his neck and begins rubbing his throat, coughing and gasping for breath as Kelton picks him up and SLAPS HIM right across the face sending him rolling onto a snack table full of food. Kelton smiles evil and begins climbing…
HYC: A SODA MACHINE? THAT’S RIGHT! KELTON IS CROUCHING ON TOP OF A SODA MACHINE AS GC IS LAYED OUT ON A TABLE! And…will he do it? Kelton is thinking about it. Is it worth it? YES! KELTON JUMPS…….!!!!
Stew: But GC rolls off the table and CATCHES KELTON IN MID AIR IN A SPINEBUSTER POSITION AND…SEND HIM CRASHING THROUGH THE GLASS COVER OF THAT SODA MACHINE! GOOD LORD! KELTON IS BROKEN!
HYC: What does he do now? All he was to do is….OH MY GOD! LOOK! IT’S JW LIMPING FROM THE WEST WING…AND HE HAS A KENDO STICK! JW coughs and spits some blood onto the floor BEFORE BASHING INTO GC’S BACK!
Stew: And GC is high tailing it! Heading straight for the parking lot! JW is cashing after GC with a FREAKIN KENDO STICK! WHAT A SIGHT! GC makes it to the doors and burst through them into the parking lot without looking! LOOK A CAR IS GONNA HIT-
HYC: But GC STOPS JUST IN TIME! A speeding car is the least of his worries as THE SPEEDING FERARRI JW CHARGES HIM FULL SPEED WITH A BLASTING KENDO STICK SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE NECK!!!
Stew: GC rolls out into the middle of the parking garage where JW follows up with another Kendo Stick shock! And another! And another! Until the stick finally splits right up the middle and JW lets out a scream of rage! Welts are appearing on GC’s body and…
HYC: JW’s eyes open wide as he sprouts an idea; he’s staring directly at that limo parked in the middle of the backstage parking lot! JW grabs GC by the head and drags him closer to the limo. JW lifts GC to his head, spins him around and…
Stew: JW BASHES GC’S SKULL THROUGH THAT PASSANGERS WINDOW! BUT HE ISN’T DONE AS HE PULLS GC’S HEAD OUT AND RAMS IT INTO THE FIRST WINDOW IN THE MIDDLE! THEN FINALLY INTO THE BACKSEAT WINDOW!
HYC: JW yanks GC from the passengers window and allows him to fall to the floor, covered in blood! After admiring his work for a moment, JW opens the passengers door and places the head of GC IN THE DOOR! NO, HE WON’T DO THIS!…..
Stew: HE DOES! JW SLAMS THE DOOR CRASHING INTO GC’S SKULL! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THAT’S A CONCUSSION OR TWO EASILY! Now what’s JW thinking! He’s screaming at the referee for a moment before…
HYC: GOOD GOD! JW IS USING HIS FOOT TO DRIVE THAT DOOR INTO GC’S HEAD! HE’S TRAPPED! HE WAS NOWHERE TO GO! YOU CAN HEAR HIS MUFFLED SCREAMS INSIDE THE CAR! The Ref opens the other door and slides in!
Stew: THIS HAS GO TO BE IT! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT HYC! ALL THIS TIME WE’VE DOUBTED JUSTIN WINDGATE AND NOW HE’S ABOUT TO RETAIN THE NATIONAL EXTREME TITLE!!!…AND…GC TAPS!?!?!?!?
HYC: NO! OUT OF NOWHERE COMES KELTON WITH A BASEBALL BAT TO THE SIDE OF JW’S HEAD! GC rolls out of the car and crawls away trying to breath as Kelton begins unloading with that baseball bat! Kelton is pumped!
Stew: I’m surprised he’s even standing! He was put THROUGH a Soda Machine! Kelton walks to the rear of the Limp and rears back, BLASTING THAT TRUNK WITH THE BASBALL BAT AND POPING IT OPEN! What is this man thinking?
HYC: Kelton walks over and grabs JW and slaps his right across the face before pushing him near lifeless body into the trunk! Kelton has a sick smile on his face as he looks down at JW in the trunk…BUT LOOK! JW IS CLIMBING OUT!
Stew: BUT NO! KELTON SLAMS THE TRUNK DOWN RIGHT ON JW’S HEAD AND LOCKS HIM INSIDE ALL IN ONE MOTION! Kelton looks possessed as he climbs onto the trunk and SCREAMS! BUT LOOK HERE! IT’S GC!
HYC: HE’S IN A PICKUP TRUCK AS HE CHARGES FULL SPEED INTO THE TRUNK OF THE LIMO KNOCKING KELTON ONTO THE HOOD OF THE LIMO! GC hops out of the pick up and climbs to the roof of the limo as well…
Stew: Oh no…GC kicks Kelton in the gut and pulls him to his feet, loading him onto his shoulders! WE KNOW WHAT HE’S THINKING HERE! GC LINES KELTON UP AND…AND…DEATH SENTENCE!!!!!!!!!!!
HYC: RIGHT THROUGH THE SUNROOF OF THAT LIMO!!!! GC JUST SLAMMED KELTON RIGHT TO THE INTERIOR OF THAT LIMO!!! JON KELTON MAY HAVE JUST BEEN BROKEN IN HALF! WHAT NOW!?!?!
Stew: GC jumps through the broken sunroof window and stands up with his upper body sticking out the window…but this time he has Jon Kelton…AND HE HAS A COBRA CLUTCH LOCKED IN!!! JW IS IN THE TRUNK THRASHING AND BANGING!!!
HYC: KELTON HAS NOWHERE TO GO! JW CAN’T ESCAPE THE TRUNK! AND…………….KELTON TAPS! NO!
Stew: KELTON CAN’T TAP! BOTH OF HIS ARMS ARE LOCKED UP!!!!!
Jon Kelton: I QUIT! I TAP OUT! I QUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!
(DING DING DING)
Announcer: AND HERES YOUR WINNER AND NEW NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION…..GEORGE COPELAND!!!!!!!!!!
HYC: WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!! GEORGE COPELAND!!! GC IS OUR NEW NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION!!!
Stew-O: And congratulations to him… defeating two tough competitors in Justin Windgate and Jon Kelton!
( Dynasty Extreme Elimination History/ Current year Rivalry Plays ) …
( The Light’s dim and ominous music plays as the Massive Extreme Elimination Chamber lowers to the ground while Jon Kelton and Justin Windgate are helped out of the ring)
Stew: My God, Miles and Miles of Chain Linked Steel, Thousands of Pounds IS that Chamber in itsself, all HELL breaks loose as soon as these men step into that Chamber! If your the flashiest superstar in EAW, your a BARBARIAN in the Extreme Elimination Chamber, with weapons hanging all over the Walls! ..
HYC: The rules are there are 6 men in this matchup, and the winner has to be the last one unpinned or unsubmitted! Once its time for you to exit your chamber, your lift with 3 minutes to get out or your DISQUALIFIED from the match! And Each person will be able to bring they’re own weapon, if they like! … ( Ding! Ding! Ding! ) ….
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. it is now time for the DYNASTY Extreme Elimination Chamber…. contested For The EAW CHAMPIOOOOOONSHIP!!!!! …. Introducing first…HE IS THE LEADER OF THE CHAINGANG BATALLION…..CYCLONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Cyclones music plays as he walks to the ring with a huge steel chain in his hands)
Stew: And here comes the first entrant into the chamber, he will have to stand in the ring and watch the other competitors walk into their chambers and then wait for the man he will face. Earlier tonight we seen this man seemingly kill Kevin Devastation.
Announcer: AND NEXT INTRODUCING THE ONE AND ONLY MONARCH OF THE MIC…….HE IS MMMMMMIIIIIIISSSSSTTTTTEEEERRRRRR …………………….K…………………………K!!!!!!
(Mister K comes out to the ring carrying a steel pad lock)
HYC: Damn Stew, this man looks like he is on a mission tonight, a pad lock in hand and I dont know why,but hey it works for him. a man who has lost his best quality in his voice. But tonight im sure he is gonna get some revenge
Announcer: INTRODUCING NEXT FOLKS, I GIVE YOU THE DIVINE NIGHTMARE…..ASHTEN CROSS!!!!!!!
(Ashtens Cross music plays as he walks to the ring with a louiseville slugger in his hands)
Stew: And look at the pop this man got, these people are cheering a man whos made his career out of crippling every single person he has faced on Dynasty. And tonight im sure he will be trying to cripple somebody else aswell.
Announcer:AND NEXT I GIVE TO YOU…THE SHOW STOPPAH,THE MAIN EVENT,THE HEART…BREAK…BOY!!!!!!
(HBBs music plays as he comes out to the ring wearing steel platted cowboy boots)
HYC: Theres my pick to win it Stew, The Heart Break Boy knows what he has to do tonight,he knows how to get to this place again as champion. And nobody or anything can stop him if he doesnt slip up.
Announcer: AND NEXT LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, I GIVE TO YOU THE PERSONIFICATION OF GREATNESS HIMSELF…..ALEXANDER DA VINCI!!!!!!!!
(ADVs Music plays as he walks down to the ring carrying a sledgehammer in his hands)
Stew: And heres Jaywalkers pick Chico, and he is the gm and im sure that he is loving this one. His pick is entering the chamber last, and we all know thats one of the best positions you can be in.
Announcer: AND FINALLY,THE MAN WHO WILL START THIS MATCH WITH CYCLONE…I GIVE TO YOU THE MAN WHO HAST FALLEN FROM GRACE…….EXTREME ENIGMA
(Extreme Enigma walks out onto the stage carrying a 16 foot ladder)
HYC: And heres Extreme Enigma coming down to the….WHAT THE HELL MAN, JAY JUST SLAMMED A CHAIR INTO EEs BACK AND NOW HES GOT A MICROPHONE
Jay: See Enigma I said it would be your last stand at RTR didnt I. So why not do the honors myself and get rid of you for good. Because two things are happening right now. First of all that chamber is closing now,so close the door boys and lock it up tight…(The Chamber doors are shut and locked by the refs)… And release HBBs pod, he will start against Cyclone. And two Enigma,you are going down to the grave RIGHT NOW. So get up you drugged out worthless peice of trash…(Jay picks up EE by the throat and begins to walk to the side of the stage)…And come over here with me. Lets look over the edge of reality and send you over it…(Jay throws his mic down and grabs EE by the throat with both hands)…
Stew: NO NO NO, JAY HAS HIM AND HE IS LIFTING HIM UP INTO THE AIR STRANGLING THE MAN WITH ALL HIS MIGHT. AND JAY DONT DO IT MAN, PLEASE DONT….
HYC: VERACITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VERACITY OFF THE STAGE AS EE CRASHES DOWN INTO THE ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT.
(Jaywalker smiles at Enigmas motionless body laying down in the wires as he makes his leave backstage)
(DING DING DING)
Stew: And that was just sick Chico, Jay has stepped over the line once again and has taken Enigma out of this Chamber folks. But anyway now we have The Heart Break Boy vs Cyclone. And They lock up in the center of the ring here and Cy is keeping HBBs off the wall style at bay as he overpowers him and pushes him down into the corner and motions for him to get up. And HBB does get up and here we go again as they lock up again, except this time HBB kicks at Cyclones knee with those steel plated boots and causes him to fall to a knee grabing at it. And HBB goes off the ropes and hits a sliding clothesline to Cyclone sending him down to the mat. And now HBB picks cyclone up and sends him into the corner turnbuckle. And HBB runs and leaps on the second turnbuckle now and is laying in the punches in hard onto Cyclones forehead.
HYC: DAMN STEW, CYCLONE COUNTERED AND SENT HBB CRASHING INTO MKs POD AND DOWN TO THAT STEEL FLOOR,AND HBB IS SCREAMING IN PAIN. And Cyclone jumps out of the ring next to The Heart Break Boy. And Cyclone picks up HBBs legs and just drags him across that chamber floor ripping and tearing HBBs back. And Cyclone has both legs and looks behind him at that chamber wall. And Cyclone catapults HBB face first into the chamber sending him reeling back through the ropes back into the ring. And Cyclone climbs the turnbuckles waiting for HBB to get up. And HBB slowly gets to his feet bending over trying to get balanced as Cyclone leaps…..
( 10…….9………8……….7……….6……….5……….4…………3………2……….1…….. *Buzz* )
….(And the aerial view shows the lights spinning around the chambers and it stops on MKs chamber as it opens and he comes rushing out)…
Stew: And here comes Mister K running to the turnbuckles and punches cyclone in the head while holding that pad lock. And cyclone slumps from the top turnbuckle and falls sideways down into the chamber floor. And Mister K climbs up to the turnbuckles. And he leaps off at The Heart Break Boy going for a double sledge…..BUT HBB COUNTERS IT AND GETS HIS LEG UP CONNECTING WITH A HUGE SWEET CHIN MUSIC WITH THAT STEEL PLATTED COWBOY BOOT,SENDING MK BACK DOWN SLUMPED IN THE CORNER AS HBB TRIES GETTING UP. And HBB gets to his hands and knees trying to get up,and MK is down in the corner,and Cyclone is crawling through the third and second ropes trying to stand. And Cyclone runs at HBB as hes starting to stand and CYCLONE WITH THE THROWBACK TO HBB,AND HERES THE PIN
HYC: And HBB kicks out Stew. And the Heart Break Boy is rolling away from Cyclone as he gets up and turns towards MK in the corner. And Cyclone tries to pick up MK from the corner and….MK WITH A LOW BLOW ON CYCLONE, AND HE JUMPS UP AND HITS THE DEAD LEVEL DDT!!! And Mister K now grabs Cyclones chain he brought in and wraps it around Cyclones hands very tightly almost tieing him up of sorts. And Mister K throws cyclone over the ropes to the outside of the chamber now. And goes out after Cyclone, and Mister K grabs that padlock he brought in and blasts Cyclone over the head with it again, causing a cut above Cyclones right eye,and you can see blood flowing already……..
( 10…….9………8……….7……….6……….5……….4…………3………2……….1…….. *Buzz* )
….(And the aerial view shows the lights spinning around the chambers and it stops on Ashtens chamber as it opens and he comes rushing out)…
Stew: Only to be met by Mister K folks,and MK just blasted Cross in the skull with that padlock of his,and MK throws Ashten back into his own pod. And MK goes to Cyclone and grabs the chain from around his wrists and brings it into Ashtens chamber with him?!?!? And Mister K closes the pod behind them. And he locks the chain around the latch and locks the padlock on it. Mister K has locked himself and Ashten Cross in that chamber and MK has picked up the bat and is laying Ashten Cross out with it, with SHOTS TO THE ARMS, THE STOMACH, THE BACK, AND MISTER K IS BRUTALIZING THE MAN. And in the ring HBB is standing in the corner trying to stand as Cyclone gets back in the ring. And HBB is standing and tapping that foot…AND HES LOOKING LIKE A MAD MAN HERE TAPPING THAT FOOT,AND CYCLONE GETS UP AND HBB HITS IT….SWEET CHIN MUSIC USING A STEEL PLATED COWBOY BOOTS. AND HBB GOES FOR THE COVER FOLKS
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…Cyclone has been eliminated
HYC: And HBB is sitting in the middle of the ring exsausted. And as Cyclone is being lead out of the chamber the lights are dimming yet again tonight. And…
( 10…….9………8……….7……….6……….5……….4…………3………2……….1…….. *Buzz* ) ….
( From an Aerial view, Alexander Da Vinci’s Chamber pod lights up as he Exits the pod )…
And the door opens as ADV just smiles as he brings the hammer out with him. And Alexander Da Vinci steps near Ashten Cross’s pod and sees Mister K destroying Cross with every amount of energy he has. And ADV takes the hammer and swings for the fences…BUSTING THAT GLASS OPEN AS IT FLIES OVER CROSS AND MK…AND ADV PULLS MK out of that wrecked pod folks,and throws him into the ring. And ADV takes the hammer and gives ONE MORE SHOT TO THE HEAD OF ASHTEN CROSS LEAVING HIM LAYING IN A POOL OF HIS OWN BLOOD INSIDE THAT POD!!!
Stew: And folks we have the last four men inside this chamber,and they Are Alexander Da Vinci whos the only man still standing here,The Heart Break Boy whos trying to stand across the ring from ADV. Mister K whos down in the middle of the ring and Ashten Cross whos deadweight inside his chamber. And HBB gets to his feet now, and turns to face ADV folks. And they go nose to nose and face to face, and Mister K is starting to get up using the ropes. And ADV and HBB both look at MK,and then look at each other again…..AND HBB AND ADV BOTH CROSS THEIR ARMS IN THE AIR AND HIGH FIVE,AND BOTH CROTCH CHOP AT MK. And HBB walks over to the turnbuckles and starst to climb, and ADV kicks MK in the gut and brings him in. And The Heart Break Boy isnt done folks as he climbs to the very top of the chamber itself.
HYC: AND ALEXANDER DA VINCI WITH THE LAST STAND ON MISTER K…..AND HBB GETS THE SIGNAL AND WITH A DIVING ELBOW OFF THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER POD STRAIGHT INTO THE HEART OF MISTER K…..AND ADV PINS MK
Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman Mister K has been eliminated
HYC: And now were down to three men tonight. Alexander Da Vinci and The Heart Break Boy have formed an alliance and have successfully taken out Mister K, and HBB pinned Cyclone already. And Jaywalker of all people took EE out of the match before he had a chance to even compete. Now ADV and HBB look over at that pod where Ashten Cross is in a slump and both nod and go out of the ring to it. And HBB is picking the glass off of Cross now, and ADV is trying to pick up that 320 pounds of dead weight off the ground. And ADV somehow gets him up now,and sets Ashtens head against the wall of that chamber and calls for HBB to finish him off with some sweet chin music. And HBB tunes up the band and goes for the kick…
Stew: AND CROSS WITH ENOUGH SENSE PULLS ADV IN THE WAY OF THE SUPERKICK AND ADV FALLS VICTIM TO THAT DEADLY KICK…AND CROSS CLOTHESLINES HBB OVER THE ROPES BACK INTO THE RING AFTER THAT MISTAKE. And Ashten Cross bleeding like a stuffed Pig is still fighting here tonight. And he stumbles into the ring where HBB is and picks him up. And Ashten Cross with a huge spinebuster sneding HBB down to the mat. And Cross then lets out a primal scream as HBB gets up again, and ADV is still down on the outside on that steel grating as HBB is left alone in that ring with Cross. And Cross gabs HBB and lifts him high over head now for a GORILLA PRESS SLAM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING. And ADV now stirring on the outside of the ring tries to get up using the ropes,but Cross sees him and goes running AND CONNECTS A HUGE LARIAT FROM HELL SENDING ADV STUMBLING BACK INTO THE CHAIN LINK FENCE AGAIN!!!
HYC: And HBB is behind Cross and he doesnt know it…BUT HBB KIPS UP, AND IS WAITING FOR CROSS TO TURN AROUND AND HE DOES. AND HBB WITH THE INVERTED ATOMIC DROP, AND THERES ONE MORE SENDING ASHTEN CROSS REELING. AND HBB GLIDES OFF THE ROPES WITH THAT FLYING FOREARM SMASH!!!…
Stew:NO HE DOES CHICO,AS ASHTEN CROSS HAS THE HEART BREAK BOY CAUGHT ON HIS SHOULDERS…AND HERE COMES THE PAIN…QUEEN CITY CRUSHER ON THE HEART BREAK BOY. AND CROSS WITH THE COVER
Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman The Heart Break Boy has been eliminated!!!!!!!
Stew: And were down to Alexander Da Vinci and Ashten Cross. Two men who have never won the World Title before in their lives and one of them tonight will walk out of here champion. And Ashten Cross is standing near the ropes,and ADV rolls back into the ring on the opposite side of the ring. And ADV gets up using the ropes and stares into Cross’s eyes and Cross stares into Da Vinci’s. And the realisation has set in that one of these two men will walk out of this ring tonight as the EAW Champion and the otehr will be defeated once and maybe for all. And both men walk to the center of the ring and ADV takes a wild swing right into the face and jaw of Ashten Cross…but he ducks it! Ashten ducks it and takes back control setting up for a…RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! THAT SUPLEX SETTING UP FOR THE INEVITABLE…
HYC: LARIAT FROM HELL! ASHTEN BOUNCHES OFF THE ROPES AND HITS IT PICTURE PERFECT! ADV feels the impact and begins to make his way to his feet again, but Cross is waiting as he…picks ADV up for the Queen City Crusher! IT’S OVER!!! AND THERES THE PIN
Stew: BUT ADV KICKS OUT FOLKS. AND BOTH MEN ARE DOWN. Ashten Cross not satisfied picks up ADV again for anothe Queen City Crusher to end it,and that may be what its gonna take to finish him…..BUT ADV SLIDES DOWN ASHTENs BACK AND SPINS HIM AROUND…..KICKS HIM IN THE GUT…HE’S GOING FOR THE LAST STAND! ADV LOCKS BOTH ARMS AND JUMPS CONNECTING A HUGE LAST STAND RIGHT ON THE MAT!! AND THERES A PIN FROM ADV!!!
HYC: WAIT A MINUTE FOLKS, AND THIS TIME ITS ASHTEN CROSS WHO KICKS OUT THIS TIME. And ADV follows up on the Last Stand by going and grabbing his trusty Sledge Hammer now folks. And ADV waits for Ashten to get up and hes gonna dot him in between the eyes. AND ASHTEN CROSS GETS UP AND TURNS TOWARDS ADV…AND THERES THE SLEDGE HAMMER STRAIGHT IN BETWEEN THE EYES OF ASHTEN CROSS…
Stew: NO NO NO NO….ASTREN CROSS DODGED IT BY DUCKING UNDER IT…..AND ADV IS ON HIS SHOULDERS AS A RESULT. AND HERE COMES THE PAIN AGAIN….A SECOND QUEEN CITY CRUSHER ON ALEXANDER DA VINCI!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THERES THE PIN
Announcer: Ladies And Gentleman Alexander Da Vinci has been eliminated…..And I give to you the……..SEVENTH AND FINAL PARTICIPANT IN THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER BY WAY OF CASHING IN HIS CONTRACT……
( “You Think You Know Me” begins to play over the arena)
Announcer: MISTER DE……..DE……….DE!!!!!!!!!!!!
HYC: OH MY GOD NOT THIS WAY, NOT THIS WAY. AND HERE COMES DDD RUNNING TO THE RING. AND THAT CHAMBER DOOR CANT OPEN FAST ENOUGH FOLKS…AND DDD IS IN THE RING AS CROSS GETS UP…..AND THERES THE SPEAR DEAD CENTER IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND DDD GETS THE LEG HOOKED
(DING DING DING)
Stew: No damn it no….Ashten Cross had this one folks. He came back from the depths of losing and had the thing won. Ashten Cross was champion but Mister DEDEDE cashed in that contract of his,and damn it to hell this is wrong. This is so wrong.
(Camera shows Mr. DEDEDE celebrating with his newly won EAW Championship… then slowly fades to black)
( EAW logo buzzes )