(Talib Bari appears on the screen from his office)
Talib Bari: REVOLT faithful, welcome to another legendary episode of Resurgence. What makes it legendary? Cuz I’m on it. I only make legendary moves, thats why tonight is a special night. As is every other night. I’ve been hearing for weeks on end now questions about the championship belts. As we all know, at REVOLT 1 the first champions in this company’s soon to be illustrious history will be crowned. That’s why it’s only right to finally give the people what they want and reveal what exactly these championships being fought for will look like. So without further ado, let’s get to the money….
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Talib Bari: And one more time for the road, all together!
Talib Bari: That is all ladies and gentlemen. And for the competitors in the back fighting for those championships, may the best man or woman win.
(RESURGENCE YOUTUBE VIDEO)
James Peters: HELLLOOOOOOOOO EVERBODY… WE’RE BACK! Only two weeks away from our first ever Marquee Event and the buzz is larger than I can ever remember it being! Tonight’s show is only going to bring it to even larger heights! Tell them about it Rich!
Rich Russillio: I agree partner! But how about this, why tell them when we can just get it started and show them?!
(Camera fades into the ring)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
(“Don’t Get in My Way” by Zack Hemsey hits as Ryan Savage approaches the stage and makes his way to the ring)
Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring first, from Coconut Creek, Florida… weighing in at 255 pounds… RYAAAAANNNNN SAAAAVVVVAAAAGGGGEEEEE!!
James Peters: And our first of two matches tonight to determine who will go onto REVOLT 1 to fight for the Heavyweight Championship! OOOOOOOOOOO I’m so excited!!
(“Kill Your Masters” by Run The Jewels hits as Shackleford approaches the stage. He locks his eyes on his opponent and smirks as he makes his way down the ramp)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent, from Fratton, England… weighing in at 240 pounds… SHHHHAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKLLLLEEEEEEEFFOOOORRDDDDD!!
Rich Russillo: … yes, exciting times indeed, though I’m not entirely sure what that just was.
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: The bell sounds and we’re off! Shackleford dances around the ring while Savage remains in his corner… Shackleford steps into the center of the ring to meet with Savage… BUT NO LOCK UP HERE AS BOTH MEN JUST BEGIN TO TRADE BLOWS!! SAVAGE APPEARING TO GET THE BETTER OF THIS EXCHANGE HERE AS HE’S ABLE TO FORCE SHACKLEFORD INTO THE CORNER!! Savage with a few right hands for good measure here before stepping back into the adjacent corner! Those punches did a number on Shackleford here as you can see him trying to wipe blood away from his nose!
Rich Russillo: And you see that right there! If Shackleford has a busted nose it may make breathing a bit more difficult for him, which is a huge disadvantage for him the longer this match goes!
James Peters: AND SAVAGE EXPLODES OUT OF HIS CORNER TOWARDS SHACKLEFORD… BUT SHACKLEFORD DOES THE SAME FROM HIS OWN CORNER… CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!! OH MY GOD!! SHACKLEFORD FLIPPING THE NEAR 260 POUND RYAN SAVAGE INSIDE OUT WITH THAT CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!! HE CRAWLS OVER TO SAVAGE AND SHOOTS THE HALF, HOOKING BOTH LEGS FOR THE COVER… THIS MIGHT BE IT!!
Ref: ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!! IT IS, WOW!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Kill Your Masters’ hits as Shackleford gets to his feet. A trainer rushes into the ring to try and help wipe blood off his nose but he shoos him away and exits the ring)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… SHAAAACCCKKKKKKKLLEEEEEEFFFFFFOOOORRRRRDDD!!
James Peters: AND SHACKLEFORD IS GOING TO REVOLT 1 TO FIGHT FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!
Rich Russillo: And Peters, I think Shackleford was on the same train of thought as I was! He knew he needed to end this one quickly after the possible broken nose but by god did he, he went into full killer mode! It was all or nothing with that clothesline… and luckily for him… he got all of it!
(Lexi Sheckler is seen frantically storming around the backstage area seemingly searching for something)
Lexi Sheckler: This ends tonight, where the hell are they…
(Sheckler continues walking around, opening each door she walks by in hopes of finding something but to no avail)
Lexi Sheckler: MALICE! LAYLA! I know you’re here, so you can either show your faces or I’ll find you myself one way or another!
(Several backstage personnel can be seen on the side paying her no mind, until Sheckler approaches one of the people and grabs them by the collar)
Lexi Sheckler: So I’m going to start taking matters into my own hands since nobody wants to listen or help. Tell me where the last place you’ve seen Malice or Layla or I’m going to take this frustration out on you instead.
Backstage person: I swear I haven’t seen them all day today! Please don’t attack me!
Lexi Sheckler(still grabbing him): You know what, you sound sincere so I’ll let you off the hook.
(Sheckler lets him go by tossing him to the floor by his collar she was grabbing)
Lexi Sheckler: But I promise that by the end of the night ONE of you will be giving me answers.
(Sheckler storms down the hall continuing her quest)
(Resurgence comes back on air as the camera fades to the ring where Allen Livingston and Sofia Clarke can be seen sitting on two chairs in the middle of the ring, while there are two empty chairs across from them)
Sofia Clarke: Welcome back to Resurgence everybody! We are moments away from what is sure to be something that will leave people talking for the next week or so. A man no stranger to controversy and making headlines from his outlandish statements, his over the top… but smart? Marketing tactics. Oh and of course his son who’s debut we have all been anticipating for weeks now!
Allen Livingston: Incase you’re still confused about what’s going on and have been living under a rock over the past couple of weeks, RJ Skilled and his son who we haven’t even met yet Jason Skilled have taken the industry by storm! And now we got the exclusive! Live here in the ring, RJ Skilled will be joining us and he’ll be bringing Jason Skilled alongside him for the first time ever. So without further ado, make some noise for R…J…. SKILLED!!
(RJ Skilled walks out to no music but there is a loud mixed reaction from the crowd as there are several people cheering for the polarizing figure, as well as people booing and giving him the middle finger, he keeps his usual upbeat and happy composure while making his way to the ring)
RJ Skilled: Sofia, Allen, thanks for having me it’s a pleasure.
Allen Livingston: Nah man it’s a pleasure for us. You’ve been making waves we’re just tryna get some of your clout, so thanks for having us be your first in ring interview and Jason’s introduction to the world.
RJ Skilled: Aye man it ain’t no thang. We gotta stick together right? It’s Black History Month so why not look out for my brotha, you the only one of them ol’ media personalities that ain’t try to twist my words for a headline or anything like that so let’s keep it that way.
Allen Livingston: Definitely, so let’s get down to the nitty gritty. You been making huge claims about not only your son but yourself and as you can tell by this split crowd, some see the vision and absolutely love it. Whereas some people see a man trying to exploit his son to live out a dream that he never got to achieve and they hate it, what do you say to that?
RJ Skilled: Well it’s simple, Jason Skilled being as amazing of an athlete as he is would not be where he is today if I didn’t spend the first 20 plus years of his life training him to be a monster. I sacrificed so that in the long run that hard work would pay off in the form of my boy, and I’ll be damned if a bunch of salty cacs tell me I don’t deserve to reap the fruits of my labor! You know what they say about us man, “oh he’s not in his child’s life, that’s why the child turned out the way he did” but then when we take the time to go above and beyond not only being in their life, but setting them up for success and they switch it up to “oh but he’s too overbearing! He’s doing too much!”. You can’t win with these folks man.
Sofia Clarke: But why does it have to be a race thing? Why can’t people just think you’re doing too much?
RJ Skilled: You can never do too much as a black father in America. This overbearing attitude and mentality kept my boy from being another statistic and made him a star before ever stepping foot in a ring on national television. It got YOU interested in doing an interview because you know I bring ratings.
Sofia Clarke: Actually I was forced to do this. I’d actually like if we stopped giving you a platform.
Rich Russillio: Thank you!
Allen Livingston: Okay okay let’s just have cooler heads prevail and keep everything civilized. How about we move onto another subject, like… the highly anticipated debut of the man known as Jason Skilled.
RJ Skilled: I thought you’d never ask! But I don’t wanna be too overbearing like the cacs say, so why not have him come out and tell y’all himself?
Allen Livingston: Sounds good to me.
RJ Skilled: Ladies and gentlemen…. Please get up off yo feet! Make some noise! For the greatest competitor to ever step foot in a REVOLT vicinity! The man who is going to take this industry by storm! The Striker family’s greatest son….. JASON SKILLEEEDDDDD!!!
(“Fly Away” by Lil Wayne hits as Jason Skilled comes out with a calm expression on his face and an unbothered demeanor and an “Skilled Striker Wrestling” shirt)
James Peters: We finally get the face behind all of the talk! And boy is this man an imposing figure! We haven’t heard anything from him yet, but from the looks of things he doesn’t seem to be as outgoing as his father..
(Jason Skilled shakes hands with Sofia and Allen before taking a seat next to his father)
Allen Livingston: Thank you for being here tonight man, introducing yourself to the REVOLT fanbase for the first time ever. I know you are under immense pressure going into your debut here, but are you feeling it?
Jason Skilled: No.
Sofia Clarke: I know your dad’s been out in the media talking about you and himself for that matter a lot but what do you think about it?
Jason Skilled: It’s not a big deal, my dad’s been like that all my life.
RJ Skilled: Man I told y’all he wasn’t sweating it but you want him to be mad at me so bad for some reason, we out here making moves! Boy gonna mess around and get the main event at this rate!
Allen Livingston: Speaking of which, from what we hear you have an announcement you’d like to make Jason?
Jason Skilled: That’s right, next week live on Resurgence I will be making my debut.
Allen Livingston: Sounds great!
Sofia Clarke: So Jason, are you ready for the bright lights? The thousands of fans? The media critiquing your every move? You have to literally be perfect going forward to not be under scrutiny and your father is basically making matters worse for you with each thing he says.
(RJ Skilled covers Jason’s mic and begins talking himself)
RJ Skilled: Listen woman you been getting on my last nerve this whole damn interview! This is why I don’t do interviews with females like you, stay in yo lane!
Sofia Clarke: Listen woman? Female? So now you’re using problematic code language that cishet males use as a form of toxic masculinity to try to intimidate me because of my gender? You should be ashamed of yourself and ashamed as a father for putting your son through this.
RJ Skilled: I don’t know what the hell you talkin bout but my son good, we good over here woman. All I’m sayin is you keep up with the false assumptions and throwing dirt on people’s name and it comes back to bite you, you get what’s comin’ to you.
Sofia Clarke: Okay now you’re threatening me. I feel uncomfortable even being in the same ring with this man, can we please get security out here?
RJ Skilled: Yo man what is she even talkin about right now?
(Several security guards rush down to the ring, escorting Sofia and Allen out of the ring to the confusion of RJ Skilled as Jason looks on uninterested)
James Peters: Well this took a turn for the worse..
Rich Russillio: Finally somebody to stand up to that man! I knew he was a bad father, but a misogynistic hack too?! Double the trouble!
James Peters: Well it looks like the security guard are now saying something to RJ, trying to reprimand him as he’s screaming at them for causing a scene… and things look to be getting testy! They’re getting into a shoving match as more guard rush the ring to calm things down BUT WAIT!!!! JASON SKILLED HAS HAD ENOUGH AND HE’S ON THE ATTACK!!! HE’S KNOCKING DOWN EACH AND EVERY SECURITY GUARD DOWN LIKE A BULLDOZER! HE’S TREATING THEM LIKE HUMAN BOWLING PINS! HE LIFTS ONE GUARD UP AND SLAMS HIM DOWN ON THE MAT FOR A SPINEBUSTER!!!! HE LIFTS ANOTHER GUARD UP FOR A GORILLA PRESS SLAM RIGHT ONTO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!!! IT’S ALL BAD, HE’S CLEANING HOUSE ON THE MEN WHO TRIED TO PUT HANDS ON HIS FATHER! NOW WE SEE WHAT MAKES HIM CLICK!! BUT WAIT HE’S NOT DONE…… HE SIZES ANOTHER ONE UP AND RUNS HEAD FIRST TOWARDS HIM FOR A SPEAR!!!!! THE SPEAR CONNECTS!!!!!! WHAT A FORCE OF NATURE THIS MAN IS!!
Rich Russillio: Wow against a bunch of security guards, do it against a wrestler and I’ll be impressed.
James Peters: Well I’m certainly impressed! You’ll get your wish next week when he makes his debut but I’m calling it early! I’m on the Skilled Striker Wrestling train!
(“Fly Away” picks back up as Jason Skilled calmly looks down at the motionless bodies all laid down on the mat as RJ Skilled looks on with a big smile on his face, they begin to make their way to the back)
Rich Russillio: Onto PROVEN talents, let’s take a look at last weeks exchange between Xavier Williams and Alejandro Correa.
(A highlight of Alejandro Correa winning his match last week as well as Xavier Williams addressing the crowd is shown. It shows Alejandro coming out to confront him as they set up a match for this week)
(Camera fades back to the ring)
(“New God Flow” by Kanye West ft. Ghostface Killah and Pusha T hits as Xavier Williams makes his way down the ramp)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring first, from Las Vegas, Nevada… weighing in at 210 pounds… XAVIERRR WILLIAAAMSSSSSS!!
Rich Russillo: This could be the opportunity Xavier Williams needs to make an impact and put himself on the map again, James.
(“Blood On The Leaves” by Kanye West hits as Alejandro Correa makes his way to the ring wearing a personalized soccer jersey)
Bella Braxton: And introducing his opponent, from Madrid, Spain… weighing in at 205 pounds….. ALEJANDROOOOOOO COOOOORRRREAAAAAAAAA!!!
James Peters: Alejandro is my pick to win this match. He has given the REVOLT fans everything he has consistently week in and week out. It wouldn’t shock me if Correa became a champion in the near future, Rich!
James Peters: I have to say I agree, this kid is great at what he does!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: And this one is underway! Xavier Williams wasting no time here, look at that!! HE JUST HIT ALEJANDRO CORREA WITH THAT ROLLING ELBOW!! THE KTFO TO THE HEAD OF ALEJANDRO!!
James Peters: WAIT NO! Alejandro stopped the rolling elbow with a vicious high knee!!! Xavier Williams is down and he’s trying to use the ropes to get to his feet — BUT OHHH!! ALEJANDRO CORREA JUST HIT HIM WITH A SLIDING ELBOW DROP TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD
Rich Russillo: Xavier Williams rolls over to the center of the ring as Alejandro Correa climbs up to the top turnbuckle and… DIVING ELBOW DROP!! MEZZALAAA!!! It’s over for Xavier Williams. The man once considered the best in the world is about to lose to a rookie!
James Peters: It seems Nick Angel is trying to get Xavier Williams in that crippler crossface now… AND HE DOES, HE DID IT, HE LOCKS IT IN! HE CALLS THIS THE PARACELSUS!
Rich Russillo: Xavier Williams is struggling, he’s trying to get to the ropes but… HE FAILS, ALEHANDRO DID IT! XAVIER WILLIAMS IS TAPPING OUT!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Blood On The Leaves” by Kanye West hits as Alejandro Correa celebrates in the ring)
Bella Braxton: The winner of this match by submission… ALEJANDROOO CORREAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
James Peters: Correa picks up the win after ANOTHER disappointing performance put in by Xavier Williams!
Rich Russillo: You know… usually I’m the asshole here but Xavier Williams is one of the great competitors in the history of this industry, it’s a shame he hasn’t been able to get off on the right foot here, show some compassion Peters, jeez!
(Sheckler is once again seen backstage looking around)
Lexi Sheckler: That guy better not have been bullshitting me…. seems like I’m close. So I make a turn here and….. jackpot!
(Shecklers expression turns into a devious smirk as she suddenly comes to a stop, realizing something)
(Sheckler notices a door as she slowly walks to it, cracking the door open to peak before suddenly bursting in as the camera fades to black)
(REVOLT comes back on air as Lexi Sheckler can seen slowly coming through the curtain, dragging Malice’s sister Layla by her hair as she walks up the ramp, she keeps a firm grip and doesn’t let go even as she enters the ring and grabs a mic)
Lexi Sheckler: So I’ve been searching high and low for Malice backstage, she’s fucked with me long enough and it’s long past due to give her a receipt for it. It seems that I’ve come across something even better though, the cause for all of this! Her innocent sister Layla.
(Lexi Sheckler is speaking with the mic in her left hand and her right hand gripping Layla’s hair as Layla is on her knees pleading for mercy, Sheckler then pulls Layla’s head up as she begins speaking directly to her)
Lexi Sheckler: You know you could have just stayed out of our business right? Your sister was clearly nowhere near a match for me and you knew that, but you couldn’t stand to see that so you fucked with the wrong person not realizing it would come back to bite you. So you wanted to look out for your sis right? You were just trying to help? Well let’s see if your sister feels the same way about you and tries to get you out of this mess! Malice, you’re on the clock to bring your ass out here or Layla suffers.
(“The Beautiful People” by Marilyn Manson hits as Malice comes out and stops at the ramp)
Malice: Sheckler, if you want me you got me, but leave my family out of this. I fear no living being, I have no reason to hide from a soul. You simply weren’t looking hard enough, besides, aren’t you tired of being upstaged by me?
Lexi Sheckler: You have yet to get anything over me that didn’t include a sneaky or underhanded move. But here’s your chance to prove yourself of being capable of doing otherwise. I’ll wait.
Malice: I don’t have anything to prove to you, but I guess I’ll compromise for the sake of my sister. I’ll tell you what, you let Layla go and I’ll give you a damn rematch, next week on Resurgence!
Lexi Sheckler: It’s either right now or your sister gets a taste of Shecklers Revenge.
Malice: You’re quite the difficult one I see. How about this then, lets completely eliminate Layla from the picture, allow us the stage next week and I’ll make sure Layla is completely barred from it. Just me and you, no distractions.
(Lexi Sheckler thinks for a minute while looking down at the pleading Layla)
Lexi Sheckler: You know what, that actually doesn’t sound half bad. You’re on! You just signed your own death certificate. If you thought last time we faced off you got dominated, just wait, nothing will be able to save you.
(Lexi Sheckler lets her grip of Layla go as she aggressively tosses her head to the mat, as Layla reacts in pain holding her head, eventually rolling out of the ring running back to the corner of Malice on the ramp who’s looking at her with an annoyed expression)
(“Don’t Waste My Time” by Krept & Konan hits as Lexi Sheckler looks on taunting Malice and Layla, as Malice gives her an evil look)
Rich Russillo: It looks like this has been made official, Lexi Sheckler finally gets a chance to get another crack at Malice, this time without that nagging leech Layla to mess things up!
James Peters: Sheckler has gotten what she wanted, but now it’s up to her to back that up and prove that the result from two weeks ago truly wasn’t a fluke. You know what won’t be a fluke though? This Heavyweight clash between Ivar Akselsen and Andrei Sokolova! Let’s hope this one turns out better than the last one!
(Camera returns to ringside as “Rotlaust Tre Fell” by Wardruna hits and Ivar Akselsen makes his way to the ring)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring first, from Gudvangen, Aurland, Norway… weighing in at 265 pounds… IVVVVVARRRRRRRR AKKKKKKKSEELLLLLSSSEENNNN!!
Rich Russillo: NOW THIS SHOULD BE GOOD! Two of my favorite competitors in the heavyweight division battling it out for that final spot at REVOLT 1… it’ll be easy to stay unbiased in this one because I genuinely can’t pick a winner!
(“goosebumps” by Travis Scott hits as the lights in the arena dim and Andrei Sokolova makes his way to the ring)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent, from Doncaster, England… weighing in at 245 pounds… ANDDDDDREEEIIII SOOOOKKKKKKOOOOOOLLLLLOVVVVVVAAAA!!
James Peters: Well, at least you admit that you usually are biased!
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: AND HERE WE GO!! Akselsen and Sokolova, the winner goes on to face Shackleford for the right to be REVOLT!’s first Heavyweight Champion! Both men circle around the ring… BEFORE THEY LOCK UP!! Despite this being a heavyweight contest, Akselsen has a pretty sizable weight advantage and it’s working for him here as he pushes him up against the ropes! The referee steps in-between the two to try and separate the men… BUT NOT BEFORE AKSELSEN CAN GET A CHEAP SHOT IN, RIGHT TO THE JAW!!
Rich Russillo: So impressive Sokolova has been in his short career in REVOLT… but tonight it looks like he’s in for a fight!
James Peters: Sokolova stumbles back a few steps… BEFORE HE AND AKSELSEN LOCK UP AGAIN!! THIS TIME SOKOLOVA SMART, QUICKLY GETTING BEHIND AKSELSEN, WRAPPING HIS ARMS AROUND HIS WAIST… LOOKING TO LIFT HIM UP FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX BUT AKSELSEN DIGS HIS HANDS INTO THE WRISTS OF SOKOLOVA, FORCING HIM TO BREAK THE HOLD!! Sokolova now fires with a right hand of his own! It catches Akselsen in the jaw… AKSELSEN QUICKLY CATCHES HIMSELF AND GOES FOR ANOTHER ONE OF HIS OWN BUT!!…
James Peters: SOKOLOVA GRABS THE ARM OF AKSELSEN AND FORCES HIM DOWN TO A KNEE!! LOOKING TO APPLY SOME SORT OF ARMBAR PERHAPS BUT AKSELSEN QUICKLY CRAWLS OVER TO THE ROPES, FORCING SOKOLOVA TO BREAK THE HOLD!! Akselsen pulls himself to his feet… OH AND SOKOLOVA GOES FOR THE ARM AGAIN, GRABBING IT BUT AKSELSEN WITH A SWIFT KICK TO THE MID-SECTION PUTTING A QUICK END TO THAT!! Sokolova goes down, clutching his gut… AKSELSEN RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!!
Rich Russillo: WOW DID YOU SEE THAT BOOT!! Akselsen is 6’5 and weighs 265 pounds… THAT BOOT IS ABSOLUTELY LETHAL!!
James Peters: Sokolova crawls over to the ropes where he places his right hand on the middle in an attempt to pull himself to a vertical base. Akselsen CHARGES AT HIM LOOKING FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT SOKOLOVA FIGHTS BACK WITH A FOREARM!! AKSELSEN IS DAZED… SOKOLOVA COMES CHARGING… AND HE LANDS A SECOND FOREARM, TAKING AKSELSEN DOWN!! AKSELSEN POPS BACK TO HIS FEET… SOKOLOVA DARTS FOR A THIRD FOREARM BUT AKSELSEN DUCKS HIS HEAD AND SENDS SOKOLOVA FLYING OVER HIM WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!
James Peters: SOKOLOVA HITS THE CANVAS HARD AND ROLLS INTO THE CORNER… BUT HE’S NOT OUT OF DANGER YET!! HERE COMES AKSELSEN… RUNNING WITH ANOTHER BOOT RIGHT TO THE HEAD, HE PULLS SOKOLOVA OUT OF THE CORNER AND HOOKS THE LEG!!
Ref: ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO KICK OUT!!
Rich Russillo: AW MAN… THESE BOOTS MAN, THESE BOOTS!! SOKOLOVA CAN’T TAKE MANY MORE OF THOSE!!
James Peters: Sokolova reaches out to look for an aid to pull himself to his feet but it looks like his help is gonna be Akselsen… AND AKSELSEN WITH A SLAP RIGHT TO THE FACE!! AND IT LOOKS LIKE THAT MAY HAVE LIT A FIRE UNDER SOKOLOVA… WHO COMES BACK WITH A RIGHT HAND… AND NOW A SLAP OF HIS OWN WITH HIS LEFT HAND… NOW A KICK TO THE RIBS… FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER RIGHT HAND!! AKSELSEN PUSHES HIM BACK, LOOKING TO GAIN SOME DISTANCE… HE DARTS FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT IT’S DUCKED BY SOKOLOVA!!
James Peters: AND NOW SOKOLOVA RUNS OFF THE ROPES… AND LANDS WITH A BICYCLE KICK!! THAT’S GONNA HAVE AKSELSEN SEEING RED!! HE QUICKLY CRAWLS INTO THE COVER!!
Ref: ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO!! NOT ENOUGH!!
Rich Russillo: That was the best chance Sokolova’s had in this match so far… he can’t be discouraged by this though, he must stay on the attack! He glances over at the turnbuckle, not somewhere either man is particularly known for going… but as we’ve said many times in the past, when there’s an opportunity like this on the line, sometimes you need to go out of your comfort zone to get the job done!
James Peters: SOKOLOVA BEGINS TO CLIMB!! OH BUT LOOK AT THIS!! AKSELSEN PERHAPS PLAYING A BIT OF OPOSSUM AS HE FOLLOWS SOKOLOVA UP THE TURNBUCKLE… BOTH MEN AT THE TOP NOW, IN A VERY PRECARIOUS POSITION!! AKSELSEN WITH A RIGHT HAND… SOKOLOVA WITH AN ELBOW, AKSELSEN WITH A HEADBUTT… AND UH OH!! HE HOOKS HIM… SUPERPLEX!! BOTH MEN AVALANCHING OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AS AKSELSEN DELIVERED A SUPERPLEX TO SOKOLOVA… BOTH MEN ARE DOWN… WHO’S GONNA GET THE ADVANTAGE?!
James Peters: What the… OH MY GOD!! IT’S SCOTT DIAMOND!! SCOTT DIAMOND MAKING A B-LINE FOR THE RING, ALBERT HITCHMAN FOLLOWS BEHIND HIM WITH A MICROPHONE IN HAND… AKSELSEN AND SOKOLOVA BOTH STILL DOWN FROM THE SUPERLEX AND IT LOOKS LIKE DIAMOND IS GONNA PICK UP THE SCRAPS!! THE REFEREE WARNING DIAMOND… BUT DIAMOND GRABS THE REF BY THE SHIRT AND TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE… AND NOW HE LIFTS AKSELSEN TO HIS FEET, TOSSING HIM OVER HIS SHOULDER… THE VORTEX!! COME ON, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! NOW GETTING SOKOLOVA TO HIS FEET… A KICK TO THE MID-SECTION… ANOTHER VORTEX!! SCOTT DIAMOND HAS JUST RUINED THIS MATCH… AND NOW, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR REVOLT 1 AND THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH?!
(Albert Hitchman steps into the ring and raises the microphone up)
Albert Hitchman*pointing at Scott Diamond*: This, Bari… THIS IS YOUR CONTENDER FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!
(The crowd gives a loud mixed reaction, mostly boos)
Albert Hitchman: You didn’t hand him the Heavyweight Championship and alright, I’ll admit… maybe that was an unfair request. You have a show to run here and Scott can understand that, he’s reasonable… BUT THIS?! Shackleford and these two bozos competing for the Heavyweight Championship on the inaugural REVOLT! marquee event? Scott Diamond… your top competitor, your top draw… THE MAN WHO WILL GUARANTEE YOU A SELLOUT OF THAT NEAR 20,000 SEAT ARENA… HE DOESN’T EVEN GET A CHANCE?! HE DOESN’T EVEN GET PUT INTO THE FOUR MEN TOURNAMENT?!
(Hitchman begins to pace around the ring, getting riled up)
Albert Hitchman: THAT IS A DISGRACE!! So we took matters into our own hands… We–
(Talib Bari steps onto the stage visibly upset)
Talib Bari: Nah… this ain’t how it’s gonna go. This here’s MY show… you hear me? MY SHOW! I don’t care who you are or where you come from, you’re not gonna push me around… therefore… at REVOLT 1 the match for the Heavyweight Championship will be Shackleford taking on… Andrei Sokolova AND Ivar Akselsen in a triple threat match! And as for you Scott… YOU’RE SUSPENDED!!
Rich Russillo: WHAT?!
James Peters: OH MY!! AND NOW SCOTT DIAMOND EXITS THE RING AND MAKES A B-LINE FOR TALIB BARI BUT TALIB ISN’T BACKING DOWN… HE GETS STRAIGHT UP IN THE FACE OF SCOTT DIAMOND!!
(Albert Hitchman gets in-between the two men, pleading with Scott Diamond not to attack Talib Bari. After a few tense seconds Scott Diamond finally heads to the back with Hitchman. The camera zooms in on Talib Bari who exhales, looking like he’s about to throw up)
James Peters: WHAT A DEVELOPMENT WE’VE JUST SEEN… AT REVOLT 1 WE’RE GONNA HAVE SHACKLEFORD, IVAR AKSELSEN AND ANDREI SOKOLOVA IN A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!! AND ON TOP OF THAT ALL… TALIB BARI HAS JUST SUSPENDED SCOTT DIAMOND!!
(Malcolm Jones and Chris Elite can be seen dapping up their entourage before leaving them behind to make their way to the ring)
Rich Russillio: Tonight’s highly anticipated confrontation takes place in just moments! Blicky Boyz! Liquid Swords! NEXT.
(“357” by Cam’ron hits to a big pop as Malcolm Jones and Chris Elite both make their way up the ramp with confident expressions on their face taunting to the crowd)
Rich Russillo: These two men are up for quite the task come REVOLT 1, taking on the team of quite possibly the two greatest competitors to ever grace our sport, yet they look as confident as ever. Do they know something we don’t?
James Peters: It’s simply that New York City pride that they display, people from there don’t think anybody can stop them just because of where they’re from! It doesn’t matter how much of a legend someone is to them! That on top of the fact that they feel like their time is now, you can’t blame them for being confident and mentally prepared, however I hope they aren’t biting off more than they can chew.
(Blicky Boyz enter the ring and are handed mics as “357” comes to an end, they stand in the middle of the ring as Malcolm Jones begins to speak)
Malcolm Jones: Life….. It comes at you fast. Just two months ago I was introduced to this world on a mainstream level, I was deemed the future while being groomed and trained by the very man who I’m getting ready to have my first Marquee Event match against. It’s a crazy concept to think about, but what I’m not going to do is let that get in the way of anything and cloud the objective of capturing those REVOLT tag team championships. I’m forever grateful and appreciative for what Ryan Adams has done for myself and my career, and now it’s time to show him the results of his training. Besides, he wouldn’t want it any other way I’m sure, that’s why I ain’t holding back come REVOLT 1… you’re catching the fade of a lifetime.
Chris Elite: But then again it wouldn’t be the first time he’s caught hands from a member of our group. Remember that Ryan? I pinned you on that mat for the three count and no one expected it, and from there my career has drastically shot up. I’m a star all over the world now fam, I got lucrative contracts in one company, I’m getting ready to headline events for championships in another company, nobody in this industry period is on the level of Chris Elite, or Malcolm Jones for that matter. Don’t get me wrong, that was always the case, I always knew nobody was fucking with me, but it took me defeating the “Gawd” for me to finally open everyone else’s eyes up. Now it seems like I’m gonna have to do it again in another company to make them realize it here too.
Malcolm Jones: Aye breh I think we might be forgetting a talking point.
Chris Elite: Oh word?
Malcolm Jones: Yeah but I can’t quite put my finger on what exactly it is, another person or something?
Chris Elite: Hmmm, I can’t call it b. Lemme call Big Mike and see if he has any idea.
(Chris Elite takes out his phone before Malcolm Jones stops him)
Malcolm Jones: Ehh I don’t think calling him would be the best idea, we on a time limit and he might not answer the phone, you know how them Fox cacs get about going over the time.
Chris Elite: That’s true, time is money anyways and we ain’t got no time to waste bread.
Malcolm Jones: WAIT!…. Bread…. It’s coming to me….. B-r-e-a-d… w-… bread. W-w-…. wonder bread! That’s it! Ryan’s partner Impact!
Chris Elite: Oh shit! How could we forget about Mr 7 Reignz himself?
Malcolm Jones: The same way the rest of the industry did before DEDEDE breathed life back into his career apparently.
Chris Elite: Yikes, but I mean I’ve never faced the guy before but surely he isn’t on Ryan’s level so kicking his ass shouldn’t be a hard task either.
(“I Am A God” by Kanye West hits to a huge pop as Mr. DEDEDE and Impact both make their way up the ramp with smirks)
(They enter the ring and get mics as they turn back around and the two teams size one another up)
Impact: Pardon the interruption but I couldn’t help but grow impatient in the back, waiting for the comedy routine to end and to be called out. I thought you wanted us to “pull up”, I didn’t know that meant pull up a chair and sit through an attempt at stand up comedy.
Mr DEDEDE: I mean it’s gotta be comedy right? You don’t surely think you’ll be able to defeat me two times in a row Christopher. For as big as your name has gotten since defeating me, your ego and delusion has grown even bigger for you to think that I don’t already have a gameplan ready based on the miscalculations I made in our prior meeting. The funniest thing about it all is that even after as big as you’ve gotten since the biggest win of your life, people STILL think it’s a fluke. You STILL ain’t use that momentum to advance your wrestling career and win a championship, all you did was use the contract to leverage yourself into some perks like a private jet, less working dates, more fake jewelry and more clout to lure in instagram thots. Don’t get me wrong though, I’ve said it before that I respect the competitor in you, you were the better man that night, but I wouldn’t be Gawd if I made the same mistake twice. Don’t ever forget, your “God Given Greatness” turned into “Gawd Given Greatness” after that night because you KNOW who made your ass famous, you damn near owe me residuals.
(Chris Elite can be seen mouthing something off mic before DEDEDE continues)
Mr DEDEDE: And you Malcolm, my young pupil. Don’t sit there quiet now that daddy came downstairs with the belt, we need that same energy. I watched you go from an upstart on the independent scene to a motherfuckin STAR in the blink of an eye. Your charisma and in ring ability was something no one could ignore! You just needed the right team around you and the right platform, and I gave that to you. Your tag team partner ain’t the only one who should be calling himself “Gawd Given Greatness”, and this isn’t me trying to hang it over your head that I gave you your opportunity and trained you. However, this IS me telling you that everything you’ve just learned.. I taught you and I’ve had it mastered for over a decade. Everything you possess is nothing more than an extension of myself meaning that I already attain the abilities you’re just learning alongside a whole plethora of other tricks I’ve kept for myself. It’s only right that we be facing each other, because this can serve as the final lesson in our training, because I’m taking you to school at REVOLT 1.
Malcolm Jones: You know DEDEDE, you should know that everything you taught me I immediately soaked it in like a sponge, I adapted to everything and exceeded even your expectations to the point where you had plans for me to take over another company sooner than later. I went in a different direction but the fact still remains, you saw something in me that said “this man can be the face of my company sooner rather than later”. So don’t act like now I’m just some rookie. I’ll always have nothing but respect for you but at the end of the day even Kobe had to drop 55 on Jordan, even Kendrick had to wash Hov on a track. Every dog has its day.
Mr DEDEDE: Well this dog isn’t ready to be put down yet, there’s a lot of bark and a lot of bite left, you’ll learn that soon enough.
Impact: Malcolm, your lack of awareness and failure to correctly assess the situation standing before you annoys me. You aren’t facing a team of men who are over the hill, you’re facing two men who has been the very pulse of this industry since over a decade before you even were thought of as a concept. It’s nothing but uzi’s over here and everybody got a lot of bullets! My track record speaks for itself, my in ring ability can easily be traced back to last week where I defeated a man who did what you failed to do in qualifying for the Light Heavyweight Championship.
Malcolm Jones: Wow one whole match? What a GOAT! Fuck outta here. Last time you were in anything important you got spanked by a chick and went into hiding for the rest of the year, don’t think you can pop ya head back up here now.
Impact: A chick who is now a world champion, and I had a torn ACL. Last time I saw you before Chris Elite started carrying you, you were getting your ass whooped by Hurricane Hawk. Before that you were on an irrelevant Z-list brand at another company losing to developmental talent. And you think DEDEDE really thought you were ready for the prime time? He just wanted to make sure you kept your confidence despite your constant failures in hopes that you’d turn it around and amount to something. Let’s not forget, you weren’t the only one of his proteges being displayed, you were however the only one who was never given a big platform. You know who didn’t have to suffer in development and got thrown straight to a world championship match while you ran off? Your chick. Astraea better.
Chris Elite: Ight enough is enough, let’s talk about REVOLT. Impact it don’t matter if it’s REVOLT or anywhere else, the fact still remains that you nor DEDEDE are fucking with the Blicky Boyz. It’s time for some young hittas to take the industry over and become legends, ain’t no need for ya’ll to still be all up in the videos in 2018 like you can’t be getting AARP checks instead of REVOLT checks. I know it’s a foreign concept but your time was up a long time ago, so let it go, go home and be a family man.
Impact: I’ll go home and be a family man when Big Mike pays his child support. Besides, why are you even here when you have a Welterweight Championship tournament to be worried about? You think you’re really going to become a double champion when one of your opponents include the likes of myself and DEDEDE? In the event that you even advance to the main event you might not even make it to the match because of what we do to you in OUR match. You’re a liability at this point. Not only to your partner but REVOLT as a whole considering if you do happen to make the main event, there’s no way you’ll be 100% going into it if you plan on trying to stop us thus making their first ever headlining match at a Marquee Event a complete waste. But I’m not complaining, do your thing.
Chris Elite: Oh you already know, ima always do my thing you don’t gotta worry about that. I don’t know what year you think it is Impact but you haven’t proven yourself to be a formidable competitor in lord knows how long. We already know I basically own DEDEDE, so with that being considered why would I NOT be confident enough that i’d be able to beat yall even though you aren’t my only match that night. Don’t put all your chips in on me holding back, I got a lot in the tank, a lot of free smoke for yall two and whoever else I face in the finals. DEDEDE might come at me with something new, but you? You ain’t shit but a glorified Robert Horry, yeah you got rings but nobody considers you in anything. You a role player, just like you’re playing the role right now of DEDEDE’s bitch.
(Impacts expression turns angry as he gets in Chris’ face before Malcolm Jones and DEDEDE separate them both)
Impact: How many MVPs does Horry have? How many teams did he lead? How many players did he inspire? Because otherwise there’s no correlation but you know who you are? You’re fucking John Starks, irrelevant New York City trash who’s only claim to fame is one memorable moment he had over Michael Jordan, ONLY because of Michael Jordan, that’s how your victory over DEDEDE will be remembered, as a footnote in history, not some historic moment. We’ll still go down as the greatest, and you… well you won’t be remembered. Hey Malcolm, word of advice, you might not be able to fuck with us but you do have some potential to be decent in the future, Chris Elite however is a one trick pony and a one hit wonder, he’s REVOLT’s Desiigner, ironically they’re both from Brooklyn. All that hype won’t feel the same next year and he knows that, that’s why he’s standing next to you in order to stretch that 15 minutes of fame he has left. It ends at REVOLT 1 though, and if you want to have the long successful career that he never had, you’d do what’s best.
Malcolm Jones: Nah I’m good sis.
Chris Elite: One hit wonder? I got a hit for you, fuck REVOLT 1 we can throw hands way before that.
Impact: That’s the only reason I “pulled up” in the first place.
(Impact and Chris drop their mics and get in one anothers faces ready to fight before being broken up again by Malcolm Jones and DEDEDE)
Mr DEDEDE: As much as I’d love to get into some action, Malcolm and I have too much respect for one another to get into a petty brawl over you two’s disagreements. I might not be in a position of power here but my name alone grants me the ability to make things happen so that’s what I’m gonna do. You wanna back up your words Chris? Catch us next week on Resurgence, that’ll give you enough time to dwell on what your mouth just got yourself into. Until then..
(“I Am A God” picks back up as DEDEDE and Impact roll out of the ring, leaving Chris Elite and Malcolm Jones looking on)
James Peters: What a bombshell announcement! Next week’s main event will feature Chris Elite taking on Impact in what is sure to be a blockbuster match! But tonight’s main event is no slouch either…
James Peters: Stay tuned!
(The camera returns to the arena and fades over to ringside where Reginald Dampshaw III is shown sitting in an elaborate throne at the far side with Alistar Kingsley and Charles Dawson Wenthington at his sides)
Bella Braxton: The following match is scheduled for one fall!
(“No Regrets” by Pusha T hits as Hurricane Hawk approaches the stage. Dampshaw rises from his throne and meets the cold eyes of Hawk who continues to make his way towards the ring)
Bella Braxton: Approaching the ring first, from Oakland, California… weighing in at 239 pounds… HURRRRRIIIIIICCCCANNNNEEEEE HAAAAWWWWWKKK!!
Rich Russillo: Hawk is going to really have his hands full with The Chamber at ringside… he can ill afford to be distracted tonight… especially when facing an opponent like TLA!
(“Ambitionz az a Rydah” by Tupac hits as TLA approaches the stage and makes his way to the ring)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent, from Miami, Florida… weighing in at 210 pounds… TEEEE ELLLLL AYYYYYY!!
James Peters: Right Rich, and it’ll be interesting to see if TLA uses The Chamber to his own advantage IF it’s that much of a distraction for Hawk.
Rich Russillo: Oh believe me, it will be!
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: The main event is underway! The slow and methodical Hawk against the wild and speedy TLA, an interesting dynamic! TLA RUSHES TOWARDS HAWK WHERE HE MEETS HIM WITH A KNEE TO THE MID-SECTION BEFORE APPLYING A HEADLOCK!! Hawk quickly pushes him off, sending TLA into the ropes but TLA REBOUNDS BY SPRINGBOARDING OFF THE ROPES AND LANDING A SIDE KICK TO THE CHEST OF HAWK, SENDING HIM FLYING BACK INTO THE CORNER!! TLA catches himself on his feet and RUSHES TOWARDS HAWK WITH, DROPKICK!! NO!! HAWK ROLLED OUT OF THE CORNER AT THE LAST SECOND AND TLA CONNECTED WITH NOTHING BUT TURNBUCKLE!!
Rich Russillo: And did you see the way TLA connected with that turnbuckle? It looks like he jammed his foot against it, it’ll be interesting to see how that affects him in this match!
James Peters: TLA hobbles back to his feet… BUT HE TURNS RIGHT INTO A SCOOP POWERSLAM!! Hawk rises to his feet and locks eyes with Dampshaw… the other two members of The Chamber both take steps forward but Hawk turns his attention back to TLA who’s starting to stir… Hawk pulls him to his feet and connects with a hard uppercut!! Hawk goes for a second but TLA a little quicker on the draw as he meets Hawk with a quick kick to the gut using his good leg… he whips Hawk into the corner… HE COMES CHARGING, LOOKING FOR THE DROPKICK AND THIS TIME IT CONNECTS!! AND THAT WAS A VERY RISKY MOVE FOR TLA WHO LED WITH HIS OTHER LEG THIS TIME! IF THE RESULT WAS THE SAME AS THE FIRST, HE’D BE IN HUGE TROUBLE!!
James Peters: TLA spins Hawk around and lands a back suplex! Hawk is quick back up, to his knees, grabbing his lower back… TLA RUNS OFF THE ROPES… SHINING WIZARD CATCHING HAWK RIGHT IN THE NOSE!! TLA is building some good momentum here, Hawk is slowly getting back to his feet, TLA waits behind him… HE GRABS HAWK FROM BEHIND BUT HAWK SLIPS OUT OF IT… NOW LIFTING HIM UP FOR A BACK SUPLEX… BUT TLA LANDS ON HIS FEET… AND OH!! THE BAD FOOT ALMOST GAVE OUT BUT LUCKILY TLA WAS ABLE TO CATCH HIMSELF… ENZIGURI TO HURRICANE HAWK!!
James Peters: Hawk is dazed, he staggers around the ring for a bit before finally collapsing to the canvas… TLA sets himself up in the corner, Hawk pulls himself to his feet… TLA COMES CHARGING… BUT HAWK!! OH HAWK!! HAWK EXPLODED OUT OF THE CORNER AND WENT LOW, RAMMING HIS BICEP INTO THE BAD FOOT OF TLA, TAKING HIM OUT!! AND NOW HAWK GOES ON THE ATTACK!! HE GRABS THE BAD FOOT OF TLA AND BEGINS POUNDING INTO THE ANKLE HARD WITH RIGHTS AND ELBOWS, NOW GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET AND BEGINNING TO STOMP ON IT!! HAWK HAS A VICIOUS SIDE FOLKS AND IT’S COMING OUT RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW!!
Rich Russillo: AND NOW LOOK!! HAWK IS GRABBING THE BOOT OF TLA AND HE’S TRYING TO PRY IT OFF!!
James Peters: TLA SWINGS HIS GOOD LEG AND TRIES TO PUSH HAWK AWAY… BUT HAWK FLIPS TLA OVER ONTO HIS STOMACH AND HE APPLIES AN ANKLE LOCK!! THIS IS SOMETHING NEW IN HAWK’S REPERTOIRE!! HE HAS THE ANKLE LOCK APPLIED AND TLA IS IN TROUBLE HERE FOLKS!! HE HAS THAT ANKLE LOCK APPLIED TO THE ALREADY HURT, POSSIBLY INJURED FOOT OF TLA AND TLA MIGHT NOT HAVE ANY CHOICE BUT TO TAP OUT HERE!! HE STARTS FLAILING HIS ARMS TO THE OUTSIDE BUT THERE’S NO USE!! AND TLA IS GOING TO HAVE A TOUGH, EXTREMELY TOUGH, NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO DRAG HAWK’S WEIGHT TO THE ROPES!!
James Peters: HAWK APPLIES MORE PRESSURE TO THE ANKLE LOCK, SCREAMING AT TLA TO TAP… TLA RAISES HIS HAND… BUT OH!! OH LOOK!! TLA ROLLS FORWARD USING ALL OF HIS POWER AND IT SENDS HAWK FLYING THROUGH THE ROPES… LANDING RIGHT ON TOP OF DAMPSHAW!! HAWK LANDING RIGHT ON TOP OF DAMPSHAW, KNOCKING HIM AND HIS THRONE OVER AND THIS GIVES TLA SOME MUCH NEEDED TIME TO RECUPERATE IN THE RING!!
Rich Russillo: Oh look out here! Hawk getting back to his feet but he’s being surrounded by Kingsley and CDW… THEY BOTH LUNGE AT HIM BUT HAWK EVADES IT AND BOTH MEN COLLIDE WITH ONE ANOTHER, NOW TRIPPING OVER DAMPSHAW’S THRONE AND TAKING A SPILL!!
James Peters: Hawk slides back into the ring… WHERE HE’S MET WITH A CARTEL KICK FROM TLA!! HAWK IS GROGGY BUT STILL ON HIS FEET… TLA MEETS HIM WITH A KICK TO HIS BACK, HAWK GETS STRUNG UP ON THE SECOND ROPE… TLA SHAKING HIS BAD LEG, TRYING TO GET THE BLOOD FLOWING BACK INTO IT… HE RUNS AT HIM AND CONNECTS WITH THE 305!! HAWK DAZED BUT STILL ON HIS FEET!! TLA RE-ENTERS THE RING… HE LEAPS UP AND PULLS HAWK’S HEAD BACK DOWN INTO THE CANVAS WITH A ZIG ZAG!! WOW!! WHAT A COMBINATION THAT WAS, PERHAPS ENOUGH TO PUT HAWK AWAY!! TLA ROLLS HIM OVER ONTO HIS BACK AND HOOKS THE INSIDE LEG AS THE REFEREE SLIDES INTO POSITION!!
Ref: ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO!! HAWK GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!
James Peters: HAWK MANAGES THE KICK OUT BUT TLA IS FEELING IT RIGHT NOW!! HE SHAKES HIS LEG A FEW MORE TIMES BEFORE GLANCING OVER AT THE TURNBUCKLE, DOES HE TRUST HIS LEG ENOUGH?! TLA IS CERTAINLY LOOKING TO END IT HERE BUT I DON’T THINK IT’S WORTH IT IF HE DOESN’T THINK HE CAN BARE THE WEIGHT ON THE TOP ROPE… BUT APPARENTLY I KNOW NOTHING BECAUSE HE’S GONNA TRY IT!! HEADING ONTO THE APRON AND BEGINNING HIS JOURNEY UP TO THE TOP… HURRICANE HAWK IS STILL DOWN, HE’S BARELY MOVED SINCE THAT COMBINATION FROM TLA!! HE SETS HIMSELF UP ON THE TOP ROPE… HE LEAPS OFF… 420!! TLA WITH THE– NO!! HOLY!! HAWK!! HAWK SPRUNG UP!! HAWK SPRUNG UP AND CAUGHT TLA WITH THE LEGACY CUTTER!! MY GOD!! THE COVER!!
Ref: ONEEE!! TWOOO!!… THREEE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“No Regrets begins to play as Hurricane Hawk rises to his feet and gets his hand raised in victory by the referee)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… HURRRRRRRIIIICCCCANNNNNEEEEEEEE HAAAAAWWWWWWWWKKKK
James Peters: WOW WHAT AN ENDING!!
Rich Russillo: That was one of the most impressive things I’ve ever seen… TLA leaped off the top rope, looking to put Hawk away with the 420 but Hawk sprung up at the last second and caught TLA perfectly with the Legacy Cutter! It was almost as if TLA slid right into it!
(Hawk heads to the turnbuckle where he begins to pose on the middle rope, right in front of The Chamber who have all made it back to their feet)
James Peters: Uh oh, a situation might be developing here.
(Kingsley and CDW go to rush into the ring but they’re called off by Dampshaw. Kingsley and CDW reluctantly comply with the orders and take a few steps back. The camera transitions to the back of Dampshaw who’s engaged in a stare down with Hurricane Hawk. Hawk poses once more, this time sporting a smirk as the camera fades to black and the REVOLT! logo buzzes)