(Highlights of the weeks leading up to Reckless Wiring begin to show, including clips off all the matches, but are cut off by random codes and numbers)…
(The codes continue flashing but are suddenly cut off and the screen turns blank, the crowd begins to roar in excitement, then the lights in the arena are cut leaving the entire arena in darkness)
Voice: Tonight… the choices you’ve made could alter the EAW landscape for a long time to come…
(A pair of blue lights light up the stage and titantron)
Voice: YOU selected what lies ahead for the future…
(Highlights of the Matt Sawyer, Xavier McCoy and Moses X feud are shown)
Voice: YOU made the decisions…
(Highlights of the Eddie Mack and Matt Ryder feud are shown on screen as well as the Prince of Phenomenal and Ross Shackleford feud)
Voice: YOU elected who gets the upper advantage…
(Highlights of The Heart Break Gal and Cameron Ella Ava feud play)
Voice: Two equally devious minds battle… under a power that was chosen by YOU!…
(Highlights of the Hurricane Hawk and Lethal Consequences feud are shown with a silhouette of Jaywalker in the background)
Voice: Tonight… YOU will put two men… THROUGH HELL!
(Highlights of the Scott Diamond and Alexander Da Vinci are shown)
Voice: OWN THE NIGHT… AT THEIR EXPENSE!!!
(Suddenly a barrage of blue and white pyro shoots up from the stage… “Uprising” by Muse begins to play as blue lights dance around the arena)
(The camera pans around the 1st Mariner Arena, 20,000 strong cheering and jumping, the blue lights begin to flicker as “Uprising” fades out)
HYC: THIS IS IT!! I NEVER THOUGHT WE’D GET HERE BUT THE LONG WAIT IS OVER!! THIS IS RECKLESS WIRING!!!! AND LOOKING AROUND I CAN TELL THAT EVEN IF YOU TRIED YOU COULDN’T FIT ANOTHER PERSON IN HERE!! THAT IS HOW PACKED IT IS! I’M HEY YO CHICO HERE TO CALL IT ALL WITH MY PARTNER STEW-O!
Stew: WHAT A RUSH THIS IS CHICO!! THESE FANS CAN’T WAIT TO START THE SHOW AND NEITHER CAN I!! DYNASTY HAS BEEN A WHIRLWIND LATLEY BUT IT’S ALL GONNA GET LET OUT TONIGHT!! Everything and I mean EVERYTHING is going to be left inside that ring, scores will be settled, bodies will be stretched to their outer limits… you name it and it’s going to go down tonight!
HYC: You bet it will Stew!! Let’s get this show on the road!…
ing Announcer: The following contest is a triple threat match set for one fall and the winner will receive a future shot at the EAW NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP!!
(Matt Sawyers theme hits)
Ring Announcer: First making his way to the ring from Salt Lake City Utah, weighing in at 220lbs…MATT SAAWWYYYYYYEEERRRRRR!!!
(Moses X theme hits)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, hailing from Washington DC, weighing in at 295lbs….MOSSSSEEESSSSSSSS X!!!
(Xavier McCoys theme hits)
Ring Announcer: And his final opponent, from Madison, WI weighing in at 235 pounds ….XAVVIIIIIERRR MCCCOOOYY!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew: Here we go, all three men get into the center of the ring and start trash talking each other and we get a three-way lock-up! Xavier kicks Matt in the ribs and gives a mean looking knife edged chop to Moses as Xavier fires away at both men as Xavier runs off the ropes, RUNNING CROSSBODY INTO BOTH MOSES AND MATT!! Xavier springs to both feet as waits for either man to reach their feet, Moses is up and Xavier with a discus clothesline into Moses, but no! Moses ducks under it and Xavier turns right into a kick to the mid-section by Moses and Moses now for a DDT!!
HYC: But Xaiver pushes Moses into the ropes, Moses charges back with a clothesline but Xavier ducks under it and Matt springs up with a MISSILE DROPKICK RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF MOSES!! Moses rolls to the ropes as he gets back up but Matt with forearms and he whips Moses off the ropes and he comes right at Xavier for a JUMPING REVERSE STO INTO MOSES!! Moses just got flattened into the mat as Matt now rushes at Xavier who ducks underneath him but Matt leaps into the middle rope and LEAPS OFF!! SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT INTO XAVIER!! QUICK COVER HERE BY MATT!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!…TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!… NO!! MOSES ON HIS KNEES PULLS MATT OFF XAVIER!!
Stew: Both men are reaching their feet, they trade forearms as Moses whips Matt into the turnbuckle, Moses charges but Matt gets both feet up into the face of Moses knocking him back as Matt climbs up onto the second rope and leaps off for a TORANDO DDT!! But Moses throws him away, Matt lands on his feet as he charges but Moses with a HIP TOSS!! MATT IS SENT BACK FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES AND LANDS HEAD FIRST INTO THE MAT!! Matt is down and out in the corner as Moses turns right into a running shoulder block by Xavier! Moses pops back up, right into a kick to the mid-section by Xavier, snap suplex! Blocked by Moses and Moses now with a HARD uppercut into the jaw of Xavier!
HYC: That knocks Xavier back as Moses whips him into the ropes, Xavier comes back right up onto the shoulders of Moses …DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!! BUT XAVIER FIRES BACK WITH ELBOWS!! THOSE ELBOWS RIGHT INTO THE SKULL OF MOSES AS XAVIER DROPS TO HIS FEET AND CONNECTS WITH A STEP-UP ENZURGI!! Moses staggers as Xavier whips him into the ropes, Xavier lifts Moses up onto his shoulders for a SAMOAN DROP!! BUT MOSES MANAGES TO DROP ONTO HIS FEET AND ROLLS XAVIER UP FROM BEHIND!! MOSES HAS A HOLD OF THE PANTS OF XAVIER!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!…TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!…NO!! XAVIER KICKS OUT!!
Stew: Moses caught Xavier there, both men are getting up and they both trade jabs but Xavier gains the upperhand, sending faster shots into Moses and Xavier spins for a discus clothesline! But he gets caught with a ROARING ELBOW BY MATT SAWYER!! Sawyer connects with that elbow as Xavier drops to the mat and Moses rushes to Matt …but MATT WITH A ROLLING ELBOW TO MOSES!! DUCKED BY MOSES AND MOSES SWINGS MATT AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH A BIG BOOT! MOSES NOW LIFTS MATT SAWYER UP FOR A VERTICAL SUPLEX INTO A DDT!! BUT MATT DROPS TO HIS FEET IN MID-AIR AND COUNTERS WITH A SWINGING NECKBREAKER ON MOSES!!
HYC: Matt Sawyer now doing sit-ups in the middle of the ring, the nerve of this guy! Matt now gets up to his feet as begins to climb up the turnbuckle, Matt reaching the very top of it, I don’t know what this guy is gonna do here but wait…he turns on the turnbuckle and LEAPS OFF TO THE OUTSIDE!! MATT SAWYER LEAPS AT XAVIER WHO WAS GETTING UP ON THE APRON, GETTING WITH A HURRICARANA OFF THE APRON AS XAVIER CRASHES SPINE FIRST INTO THE HARD FLOOR!! DEAR LORD!! Both men are down but Sawyer grabs onto the ring frame, pulling himself up as Moses is up, connecting with a baseball slide right into the face of Matt Sawyer! Matt hits into the barricade as Moses slides out after him and THROWS MATT RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS SPINE FIRST!
Stew: Matt is screaming in pain now as Moses grabs him and RAMS HIS SKULL INTO THE STEEL STEPS TIME AFTER TIME!! Moses now rolls Xavier into the ring and prepares for Matt to slowly get up and Moses now grabs him up and lifts him up high in the sky …BREATH OF DEATH!! BUT NO!! MATT SAWYER COUNTERS WITH A HURRICARNA!! BRILLIANT!! Both men are getting to their feet, Matt is groggy though as Moses charges at him, but Sawyer with an elbow to the face! Moses turns and Matt grabs him – PEERLESS PLUNGE!! THE ZIGZAG!! IT CONNECTS ON MOSES!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AND OUT!! MATT CRAWLS ON TOP OF MOSES!! HERE’S THE COVER!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!…TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!…NO!!! XAIVER BREAKS IT UP WITH A SPRINGBOARD SENTON!!
HYC: Matt Sawyer now getting up to his feet ,kick to the mid-section by Xavier and Xavier lifts him up for a SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!! MATT GETS DRIVEN INTO THE MAT THERE AS XAVIER NOW LOOKS FOR THE PINFALL!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!…TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!…NO!! MOSES BREAKS IT UP BY THROWING HIMSELF ONTO XAVIER!!
Stew: So close! Moses is trying to get up and Xavier is up, both men trading shots and Moses wins the battle somehow as he uppercuts Xavier and attempts to whip him into the ropes but Xavier counters with a kick to the mid-section and pulls him in …STROKE!! XAVIER HIT THE STROKE ON MOSES!! NO WAIT NO!! MOSES DRIVES A PARADE OF ELBOWS INTO THE RIBS OF XAVIER, BLOCKING IT AND MOSES NOW GRABS XAVIER IN FOR A DDT!! MOSES PLANTS XAVIER INTO THE MAT HEAD FIRST!! MOSES ROLLS XAVIER OVER FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT BUT MATT STOPS IT WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF MOSES!!
HYC: MATT NOW QUICKLY LIFTS MOSES UP AND GOES FOR THE PEERLESS PLUNGE!! NO!! XAVIER PUSHES MATT INTO THE ROPES, MATT COMES BACK RIGHT UP INTO MOSES – MX FACTOR!! NO!! MATT DROPS TO HIS FEET, HE ESCAPES AND BAM!! ROARING ELBOW INTO THE JAW OF MOSES!! MOSES ON GROGGY FEET TURNS, RIGHT INTO A SPINEBUSTER BY XAVIER!! XAVIER IS PULLING HIMSELF BACK UP AS MATT RUSES TO HIM, BUT XAVIER DUCKS UNDER AND QUICKLY HITS THE STROKE ON MATT SAWYER!!
Stew: XAVIER NOW SIZES UP MATT, WAITING FOR HIM TO GET UP AND HE DOES EVER SO SLOWLY AS XAVIER LIFTS HIM UP HIGH!! MONGOL SLAM!! XAVIER HIT IT!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!! MATT GOT PLANTED INTO THE MAT AS XAVIER NOW HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF MATT SAWYER FOR THE COVER!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!…*Moses gets up onto his knees*….TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!…*Moses leaps to break the cover up*….THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and earning a future shot at the EAW National Extreme Championship!!…..XAVVIIIIIIERRR MCCOOOOYYYY!!
HYC: What a match that was, it easily could have gone either way but tonight, not only has Xavier proven he is indeed the future of Dynasty but also he now has a future shot at the National Extreme championship!
Stew: Such an exciting match that can only be found here at Reckless Wiring and Xavier has now put either Eddie Mack or Matt Ryder on full notice now!
(Camera fades backstage with Max A. Million and Generation Next)
Max: I’m here with The Generation Next and—
(Straight Edge Suicide snatches the microphone away from Max A. Million)
SES: Hold on Max, before you start the interview let me just say that I am disgusted. Disgusted with the treatment that Pyrite and I got at the hands of the EAW Fans. We are the best tag team this company currently has, but we didn’t get picked did we? No, we have to take a back seat. We have to wait for our opportunity… and that just disgusts me.
(SES pushes the mic back into the chest of Max A. Million)
Max: Well.. that was actually what I was going to ask you about, you obviously feel that you were cheated out of an opportunity at the Unified Tag Team Championships.
Pyrite: No, we feel more than cheated out of an opportunity, it’s obvious that the fans don’t pick the best choice, they pick who they want to see. The whole concept of Reckless Wiring is stupid, if these people had any brains, we would be the ones competing and not James Johnson and Dorin. A team that has been together for all of about two weeks.
SES: We’re not going to stand for it.
Max: Well, what can you really do? It’s not like you can do anything really.
SES: Oh isn’t there? Even if we didn’t get voted in, that doesn’t mean we can’t make our presence felt tonight…
Pyrite: Maybe we’ll have to show these people that they made the wrong choice. Our quest for the Tag Team Championships is far from over.
(Camera fades into the ring)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! And as a result of the fans voting… Ross Shackleford will have to put his championship opportunity on the line!
(The Prince of Phenomenal’s theme hits)
Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first….from South Beach, Florida! Weighing in at 228 Pounds!! THEEE!! PRINNCEEEE!! OF!! PHENOMENALLL!!!
HYC: Generation Next almost making a threat to both teams competing in tonight’s tag team match that they are coming for the titles!!.. Anyway folks onto an intriguing match-up pinning Ross Shackleford against this man the Prince of Phenomenal.
Stew: This rivalry really hitting a new level last week after POP cost Ross his match against Xavier McCoy… but will POP be able to prevail tonight? And if he does he has a championship match coming his way.
(Ross Shackleford’s theme hits)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Portsmouth, England! Weighing in at 250 Pounds!! He currently has a contract to face any champion on Dynasty!! ROSSSSSSSS SHACKLLLEFORRRDDDD!!
HYC: And this man right now is in a very good place, anytime this man wants he can cash it in on a Dynasty Champion! Whether it be the National Extreme Championship, or the Answers World Championship.
Stew: I feel kinda bad for Ross, he’s being forced to defend his opportunity tonight! I just hope he can hang onto it, it would be a shame to see him lose it.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
HYC: Ross and POP quickly lock up! Ross with the obvious size and power advantage over POP so POP is going to have to use his speed in this one to win! Ross pushes him down to the canvas but POP makes it right back to his feet. POP darts at Ross and connects with a spinning heel kick! Ross taken off his feet momentarily! POP trying to plan out his next move… he climbs to the top rope!
Stew: POP seems as if he’s doing this all on the fly! He should’ve already had a strategy going into the match!.. Ross making it back to his feet!! POP LEAPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE LOOKING FOR A CROSSBODY! BUT ROSS CATCHES HIM AND TOSSES HIM OVER HIS SHOULDER! RUNNING POWERSLAM PLANTING POP INTO THE MAT! SHADES OF DYNASTY FROM LAST WEEK!
HYC: Ross gets him back to his feet and throws him into the turnbuckle! He drives his shoulder into the abdomen of POP! And he does it for a second time! Ross pulls him in and he hits a suplex! NOO! POP REVERSES IT AND DROPS DOWN BEHIND ROSS! INVERTED DDT CONNECTS! AND NOW POP HOOKS THE LEG OF ROSS LOOKING FOR THE PIN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEE!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ROSS POWERS OUT!
Stew: POP able to get the two count, but not enough for the three. Ross on his knees now trying to make it back to his feet.. BUT POP OFF THE ROPES CONNECTS WITH A SHINING WIZARD! RIGHT INTO THE JAW OF ROSS! ROSS BACK DOWN ONCE AGAIN! POP GETS HIM BACK TO HIS FEET… LOOKING FOR THE CROWN OF THORNS! HE HAS HIM UP! NO! ROSS LANDS ON HIS FEET AND PLANTS POP DOWN WITH A DDT WHAT A REVERSAL!
HYC: That’s certainly going to buy POP some time, he shakes the cobwebs out of his head before crawling over towards the ropes. He pulls him back to his feet… BUT GETS MET WITH A KICK BY POP! AND MAYBE ROSS TOOK TOO MUCH TIME! The kick rattles Ross but he remains on his feet! POP delivers another but it doesn’t take Ross down! POP now tries for a third kick but Ross catches it!
Stew: HE PUSHES POP BACK! POP COMES BACK STRONG BUT RUNS RIGHT INTO A CLOTHESLINE BY ROSS SHACKLEFORD! And this is where Ross is at his best, when he gets momentum on his side, it’s almost impossible to stop him. POP once again makes it back to his feet and charges at Ross… but Ross catches him… BACKBREAKER! POP rolls around on the canvas grabbing his lower back, Ross gets POP back to his feet and attempts yet another powerslam!
HYC: ROSS HAS HIM UP! POP TRYING TO FIGHT BACK THROWING ELBOWS AND FISTS INTO ANY VULNERABLE AREA OF ROSS SHACKLEFORD! AND HE GETS DOWN! NOW A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF ROSS WHO GETS SENT OVER THE ROPES AND ONTO THE OUTSIDE! ROSS HITS THE OUTSIDE FLOOR HARD!
Stew: AND NOW LOOK AT POP! RISKING IT ALL!!! SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES! TAKING ROSS SHACKLEFORD OUT! BUT NOW POP MAY BE DOWN AS WELL! Ross’s back cracked off of that barricade, and POP isn’t getting back to his feet quickly. He could’ve messed himself up! POP begins to stir while Ross Shackleford has yet to move a muscle!
HYC: POP gets Ross back to his feet and sets him on the barricade… what the hell is he doing??… He’s climbing the barricade! GUILLOTINE LEGDROP DELIVERED TO ROSS SHACKLEFORD! WOW! WHAT AN INNOVATIVE MOVE THERE BY THE PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL! HE DRAGS ROSS BACK TO HIS FEET AND ROLLS HIM IN THE RING! THE REFEREE SLIDES INTO POSITION AS POP HOOKS THE LEG THIS COULD DO IT!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO! ROSS CONTINUES TO FIGHT!!
Stew: POP nowhere near done however as he connects a few rights and lefts to a downed Ross Shackleford before glaring over at the turnbuckle once again! Remember POP hasn’t had much success with the top rope in this match, he attempted a crossbody earlier but ended up being driven into the mat by Ross!
HYC: Right Stew, but POP lives to fly, and that is just what he looks to do as he climbs the ropes yet again! POP DIVES DOWN AT ROSS LOOKING FOR THE FROG SPLASH! IT CONNECTS!! NO!!! ROSS GOT HIS KNEES UP AND WERE DRIVEN RIGHT INTO THE CHEST AND STOMACH OF POP! AND IT LOOKS TO ME THAT ROSS MAY HAVE BEEN PLAYING A LITTLE POSSUM!
Stew: Ross gets POP up and whips him into the ropes, he comes charging and he connects with a clothesline! POP comes stumbling out of the corner and runs right into a shoulder block by Ross! And this is the momentum I mentioned before! POP up yet again… BUT ROSS DARTS AT HIM AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! MY GOD ALMOST TAKING HIS HEAD OFF! ROSS INTO THE PIN AND THIS COULD VERY WELL BE IT!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!… THRRRRRRRRRR—POP WITH A SHOULDER UP!
HYC: And I don’t know about you Stew, but I’ve been very impressed with both men in this match, they’re showcasing all of their talents tonight at Reckless Wiring! Ross signaling for the end now folks! And we know what that means, the Fratton Finale is on its way! POP stumbles back to his feet and turns around where he is met with a kick in the gut by Ross!
Stew: HE HOOKS THE ARMS AND THERE IT IS!! THE FRATTON—NO!! POP REVERSES IT! STO!! POP REVERSES THE FRATTON FINALE WITH A STO! AND WHERE DOES POP GO FROM HERE?! HE looks over at Ross who hasn’t moved, he goes out of the ring and looks under it! A KENDO STICK!? YES! POP PULLS A KENDO STICK OUT FROM UNDER THE RING!
HYC: He brings it into the ring with him and.. WHACKS ROSS IN THE BACK WITH IT! AND ANOTHER SHOT! ANOTHER! AND NOW A FOURTH SHOT DELIVERED WITH THAT KENDO STICK WHICH HAS BEEN SHREDDED! AND YOU CAN SEE A HUGE WELT STARTING TO DEVELOP ACROSS THE BACK OF ROSS SHACKLEFORD! AND POP ONCE AGAIN INTO THE PIN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!… TRRRRRR—ROSS GETS A SHOULDER UP.. HOW!?
Stew: POP WITH A LOOK OF DISBELIEF! HE CAN’T BELIEVE THAT ROSS WAS ABLE TO KICK OUT! THOSE FOUR SHOTS TO THE BACK OF ROSS SHOULD’VE BEEN WELL MORE THAN ENOUGH TO GET HIM THE VICTORY BUT SOMEHOW… SOMEWAY ROSS GOT THE SHOULDER UP! And now the demeanor on the face of POP completely turns as he pulls Ross back to his feet… BUT WAIT ROSS! OHH!! THE SHACK DADDY DRIVER!! THE SHACK DADDY DRIVER CONNECTS!!! AND ROSS WITH A SMIRK ON HIS FACE AS HE ROLLS POP OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!…. THRRRREEEEE—NO!! OH MY GOD!! POP POWERS OUT!
HYC: AND I THINK A FIRE HAS JUST BEEN LIT INSIDE OF POP! HE SLOWLY MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET! ROSS BEGINS HAMMERING AWAY BUT POP FIGHTING BACK! ROSS MISSES WILDLY WITH A LEFT HAND… POP WITH THE PELE KICK! THE PELE KICK CONNECTS LAYING ROSS OUT! POP AGAIN CLIMBS THE TOP ROPE! HE’S FAILED TWICE SO FAR! BUT NOT THIS TIME AS HE CONNECTS WITH THE FATAL CROSS! THE FATAL CROSS CONNECTS AND POP GETS AN ARM OVER THE CHEST OF ROSS SHACKLEFORD!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!… THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… THEEEEE PRICNEEEEE!! OFFFFFF!! PHENOMEENALLLLLL!!
(The Prince of Phenomenal’s theme hits as hey gets up celebrating)
HYC: What a huge win for The Prince of Phenomenal! His career over the past few months has been up and down, but this right here is exactly what he needed! This could turn his entire career around as now he has the opportunity at any championship on Dynasty!
Stew: Yeah but.. What a heart breaking loss this must be for Ross Shackleford! Just as soon as things were starting to look up for him he gets dealt this loss! This is a major step back for him, I hope he’ll be able to rebound.
HYC: Excuse me Stew, but I have to get a word in with POP…
(HYC stands up from the announce table, grabs a mic and enters the ring)
HYC: POP… POP a word please?
(POP finishes celebrating and turns his attention back to Stew)
POP: Sure.. what do you need?
HYC: Well, that was certainly a great performance that you just put on… and I think everyone here, and the people at home want to know… what champion are you going for? And when?
POP: Well, that’s an interesting question…
HYC: Care to answer?
POP: Chico, I already know when I’m going to use this opportunity… and I know which championship I’m going to go after… you’re just going to have to wait and see 😉
(POP continues to celebrate as the camera transitions backstage to the Heart Break Band)
HBG: Ohhhhh I’m so ready tonight, I mean, there is basically no way that I can lose, I know that I’m better than Cameron, plus HBB… I got you and—
HBB: Listen, I don’t think you get this, I’m in your corner tonight, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to try and help you win the match… I’m there to support you, nothing more.
HBG: I know you’re saying that now, but I don’t think you really mean it, once the match comes you’re going to want to go out and help me aren’t you?
HBB: No, I’m out there for support like I said and that’s it. Besides, if you truly believe that you’re better than Cameron, you’re not gonna need me are you? C’mon we both know that you can take Cameron by herself easy.
HBG: Pshh.. of course I can, you’re right, I don’t know what I was thinking… of course I can beat Cameron by myself.
HBB: That’s my girl… alrighty well I’ve got to go wish Alexander Da Vinci luck before his match, I’ll be back in a few minutes.
HBG: Alright… hurry back.
(HBB pats her on the shoulder and walks off leaving HBG with a bit of a worried look on her face)
(Camera fades into the ring)
Ring Announcer: The following tag team match scheduled for one fall… is for the UNIFIED EAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!
(The Sovereign’s of Supreme theme hits)
Ring Announcer: Making their way to the ring first… at a combined weight of 477 Pounds! THEY ARE THE EAW UNIFED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!! LOCKDOWNNNN ANDDDD DIAMOND CAGEEEEEE! THE SOVEREIGNS OF SUPREMEEEEEE!!
HYC: And this kid Lockdown has had to overcome A LOT just to get here tonight, remember Generation Next taking out his original partner, Austin Lonewolf, the one who he actually one the championships with a month ago at Reasonable Doubt.
Stew: Lockdown was given an option, relinquish the titles or find a new partner, and he did so in the form of Diamond Cage. Now if you ask me they don’t have the chemistry that Lockdown and Lonewolf had, but we’ll see how they fare in their first championship defense.
(Reverend James Johnson choir lines up the ramp as they begin to sing gospel while he and Dorin make their way to the ring)
Ring Announcer: And the challengers… at a combined weight of 455 Pounds! REVERENDDDDDD JAMESSSS JOHNSON ANDDD DORINNNNN!!
HYC: These two have been very formidable as a team the past couple of weeks, but that’s just it! They’ve only been teaming for about two weeks and it has caused some uproar with in the tag team division… as we saw earlier with Generation Next, they feel they should’ve gotten the shot!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
HYC: The bell has sounded, the thrill-seeker Dorin will be starting it out against Diamond Cage! Dorin immediately rushing at Cage and knocks him down with a forearm smash! Cage back to his feet but Dorin grabs him and whips him into the ropes! Dorin trips him up with a drop toe hold! And now an elbow dropped right across the back!
Stew: Dorin goes over to his corner where he tags in his partner Reverend James Johnson! He enters the ring and is met with a hard right hand by Cage! But James Johnson fires back with one of his own! And a second! He now grabs his neck and drops him onto the mat with a neckbreaker! James Johnson now back to his corner where he tags in Dorin!
HYC: And it’s pretty obvious what the strategy of James Johnson and Dorin is! They’re going to keep tagging in and out to stay fresh… this is an excellent strategy if they can maintain it. Dorin gets James Johnson back to his feet… but Cage with an uppercut! Dorin stumbles back a few feet and now a clothesline from Diamond Cage taking Dorin off his feet!
Stew: Dorin making it back to his feet… Cage runs off the ropes and he connects with a boot to the jaw! Twisting and contorting the body of Dorin! And he goes right back to the mat again! Cage pulls Dorin into the center of the ring and looks for a quick cover!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOO! DORIN WITH A SHOULDER UP!
HYC: Cage drags Dorin over to his corner and tags in his partner Lockdown! Cage holds him as Lockdown delivers a kick into the mid-section! Lockdown grabs Dorin and hooks him for a suplex! AND IT CONNECTS! Lockdown now with a few kicks and stomps into Dorin.
Stew: Dorin making it back to his feet and he gets whipped into the corner! Lockdown charges and connects with a boot to the jaw! Dorin comes stumbling out… AND RIGHT INTO A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX BY LOCKDOWN! AND DORIN GOES FLYING HALF WAY ACROSS THE RING AND LANDS DIRECTLY ON HIS SPINE! WHAT A SUPLEX BY LOCKDOWN!
HYC: Dorin is in big trouble!… Lockdown pulls Dorin up to his feet… BUT DORIN WITH A STEP UP ENZIGURI! DORIN CONNECTS WITH THE STEP UP ENZIGURI RIGHT TO THE TEMPLE! LOCKDOWN IS DOWN!! DORIN HAS TO GET THE TAG INTO HIS PARTNER JAMES JOHNSON! DORIN BEGINNING TO CRAWL AS IS LOCKDOWN THOUGH! LOCKDOWN CLOSE!! AND HE MAKES THE TAG TO DIAMOND CAGE WHO QUICKLY PULLS DORIN BACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Stew: CAGE GRABBING DORIN BY THE LEGS… AND HE CATAPULTS HIM RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! DORIN COMES OUT OF IT… AND CAGE WITH THE DIAMOND CUTTER! IT CONNECTS!! DORIN IS SPRAWLED OUT ON THE CANVAS MOTIONLESS AS DIAMOND CAGE HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE PIN!! THIS WILL CERTAINLY DO IT!!
ONEEEEEEEEEE!… TWOOOOOOOOOO! BUT REVEREND JAMES JOHNSON WITH AN AXE HANDLE BREAKING IT UP!
HYC: Good thing James Johnson broke that up, there would be no way Dorin could’ve kicked out of that on his own. Dorin has taken a HUGE amount of punishment in this match, he needs to somehow make it to his corner to tag in his partner. But Lockdown and Cage have done a good job keeping him isolated and not letting him go anywhere near his corner.
Stew: Cage backs himself up into the corner waiting for Dorin to make it back to his feet. CAGE COMES CHARGING BUT HE RUNS INTO A KICK TO THE BUT BY DORIN! AND NOW A SPIKE DDT PLANTING CAGE HARD INTO THE CANVAS AND THIS IS THE OPENING THAT DORIN NEEDED! THIS IS THE BEST CHANCE HE HAS TO MAKE THE TAG!! HE BEGINS TO CRAWL! JAMES JOHNSON EXTENDS HIS HAND OUT!! CAN HE MAKE IT!
HYC: AND THE TAG IS MADE!! A FRESH JAMES JOHNSON ENTERS THE RING NOW!! KNOCKING LOCKDOWN OFF OF THE APRON! WAITING FOR CAGE TO MAKE IT BACK TO HIS FEET… FISHERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS! REVEREND JAMES JOHNSON BRIDGES IT INTO A PIN THIS COULD DO IT!!
ONEEEEEEEEEE!… TWOOOOOOOOOOO!… NO!! NOT ENOUGH!
Stew: Cage kicks out! OH LOOK OUT!! LOCKDOWN BACK INTO THE RING AND CRACKS A STEEL CHAIR SHOT INTO THE BACK OF JAMES JOHNSON!! AND NOW LOCKDOWN TELLING CAGE TO GRAB JAMES JOHNSON AND HOLD HIM UP! CAGE OBLIGES.. AND ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT THIS TIME DELIVERED TO THE HEAD… NO!! LOCKDOWN CONNECTED WITH CAGE!
HYC: LOCKDOWN CONNECTED WITH THE STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO CAGE! AND NOW JAMES JOHNSON PUSHES LOCKDOWN BACK INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AND HOOKS THE LEG OF DIAMOND CAGE!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEE!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!… THRRRRRRRRR—BROKEN UP BY LOCKDOWN PULLING JAMES JOHNSON OFF OF DIAMOND CAGE!
Stew: BUT LOCKDOWN ISN’T DONE! HE GRABS THAT CHAIR AGAIN AND ONCE AGAIN WHACKS JAMES JOHNSON ACROSS THE BACK WITH IT! BUT HERE COMES DORIN! DORIN TACKLING LOCKDOWN OUT OF THE RING! BOTH MEN GOING OVER THE ROPES AND CRASHING ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! AND NOW WHAT HAPPENS!
HYC: Cage coming to his senses now… he notices James Johnson out on the canvas! HE PULLS HIM UP AND GOES FOR THE DIAMOND CUTTER! BUT JAMES JOHNSON PUSHES HIM OFF AND SENDS HIM INTO THE ROPES! DIAMOND CAGE CATCHES HIMSELF AND TURNS AROUND… BOTH MEN THINKING BIG BOOT AND CONNECT WITH EACH OTHER!! AND NOW ALL FOUR MEN ARE DOWN!
Stew: WAIT!! CHICO LOOK UP THE RAMP! THAT’S GENERATION NEXT!! IS THIS WHAT THEY MEANT BY MAKING THEIR PRESENCE FELT!! DORIN STARTING TO MAKE IT UP TO HIS FEET ON THE OUTSIDE… PYRITE RUNS DOWN AND HITS HIM WITH A SPEAR!! OH MY!! WHAT AN IMPACT!! AND NOW SES INSTRUCTING PYRITE TO GET LOCKDOWN TO HIS FEET… SKULL NEVERMORE BY SES ON THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!
HYC: AND NOW PYRITE AND SES ENTER THE RING!! SES PICKS UP THE STEEL CHAIR BROUGHT INTO THE RING EARLER INTO THE MATCH! BUT LOOK! IT LOOKS LIKE CAGE AND JAMES JOHNSON ARE GOING TO WORK TOGETHER TO TAKE OUT GENERATION NEXT!! SES TAKES A HUGE SWING WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR BUT CAGE DUCKS IT! AND DELIVERS A RIGHT HAND INTO THE JAW OF SES!
Stew: PYRITE DARTS AT JAMES JOHNSON BUT A LOW BLOW! A LOW BLOW BY REVEREND JAMES JOHNSON! HE TOSSES PYRITE OUT OF THE RING AND SES ALSO SCRAMBLES OUT OF THE RING! AND IT LOOKS LIKE GENERATION NEXT IS RETREATING! GOING BACK TO THE LOCKER ROOM!
HYC: GOOD! GO!! CAGE YELLING AT THEM FROM THE APRON!… OH WAIT!! FROM BEHIND JAMES JOHNSON TURNS HIM AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH A KICK TO THE GUT!! BEATIFICATION!! NO!! CAGE REVERSES IT AND SENDS HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! I THOUGHT HE ALMOST CAUGHT CAGE OFF-GUARD THERE!
Stew: JAMES JOHNSON GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AND HIS HEAD CRACKS OFF OF IT! CAGE NOW FROM BEHIND GRABS HIM BY THE TIGHTS!! ROLLING HIM UP!!
ONEEEEEEEEE!… TWOOOOOOOOOO!… THRRRR—NO!!
HYC: JAMES JOHNSON ABLE TO GET OUT OF IT! CAGE PULLS HIM BACK TO HIS FEET… BUT JAMES JOHNSON!! WITH BEATIFICATION!! HE PLANTS CAGE INTO THE CANVAS! REVEREND JAMES JOHNSON A LITTLE SLOW TO THE COVER BUT HE GETS HIS ARM AROUND HIM!
ONEEEEEEEEE!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!… THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: Here are your winners… AND THE NEW EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!! DORIN ANDDD REVERENNDDD JAMESSSSSS JOHNSONNNNNN!
HYC: THEY’VE DONE IT!! Reverend James Johnson and Dorin have captured the tag team championships here at Reckless Wiring! Even after everything that transpired in this match!
Stew: Generation Next stuck their noses into this match, and I think they intended to ruin the match! And it looked like they were well on their way to doing that but that plan backfired on them!
(Dorin starts coming to his senses)
HYC: Reverend James Johnson hands Dorin his championship and they both start celebrating! This is a great sight Stew!
Stew: It is, but you can’t help but feel bad for Lockdown, he has gone through so much, only to have his partner take the pin in this match, and he couldn’t even do anything about it, he was still motionless from that attack at the hands of Generation Next!
(Camera fades backstage into Maria’s office with her typing on her computer)
(Suddenly Scott Diamond bursts through the door)
Scott: Maria what’s wrong with you?
Maria: Umm… excuse me?
Scott: I’ve been trying to get in touch with you all week, phone calls, e-mails… don’t you have five minutes for your Answers World Champion?
Maria: Scott, I really can’t be bothered, what is it?
Scott: Wait, you didn’t even listen to the voice mails did you? Typical. Well Maria, it just so happens that after Dynasty last week, I went to see my doctor, and I have two broken ribs on the left side of my rib-cage. I can’t compete tonight.
(Maria sits up from her chair and walks up to Scott Diamond)
Maria: Now let’s see if I can get this straight, you are trying to back out the DAY OF your title defense?
Scott: Well, it wouldn’t be the day of if you answered now would it?
Maria: Scott, I can’t believe we’re even having this argument right now, did your doctor tell you, you couldn’t compete?
Scott: Maria, it’s like this, right now my risk of injury is sky-high. If I go out there and compete tonight, I’m almost guaranteed to seriously injure myself.
Maria: That isn’t my fault..
Scott: HOW IS IT NOT YOUR FAULT? YOU’RE THE ONE MAKING ME DEFEND MY TITLE AGAINST HIM TONIGHT!
Maria: Well… who was the one that decided he was going to push and antagonize Alexander Da Vinci to the point where he would snap? IT WAS YOURS! NOT MINE! You can’t blame ADV’s actions last week on anyone but yourself. You brought this all onto yourself.
Scott: BUT MARIA—
Maria: Scott, get out… you’re competing tonight, you’re going to defend your Answers World Championship in Three Stages of Hell, and that’s final.
(Scott stares angrily at Maria before backing out of her office)
(Camera fades back to ringside)
HYC: Unbelievable! Scott Diamond trying to get out of his championship defense the night of Reckless Wiring! How can you continue to support this man Stew?
Stew: Most people in EAW view Scott as a coward, but I don’t see him like that, I see him as a predator. And I agree with Scott, while you say he was trying to back out of his match, I see it as him taking precaution. And you heard what Scott said, it’s Maria’s fault!
(Highlights of the past Grand Rampage Matches are shown)
Promo Voice: On April 28th, 2012… The Prologue to Stardom… Begins.
HYC: The Grand Rampage is indeed on April 28th, but tonight is Reckless Wiring!! And coming up next we have what should be an epic encounter between The Heart Break Gal and Cameron Ella Ava, and this match is for much more than the Vixens Championship, it will also prove who the best vixen in EAW is today.
Ring Announcer: The following contest scheduled for one fall… is for the VIXENS CHAMPIONSHIP!!
(The Heart Break Gal’s theme hits)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger, from Los Angeles California! Being accompanied to the ring by THE HEART BREAK BOY! THE HEARTTTTTT BREAKKKKKK GALLLLLLLL!!
HYC: I don’t know Stew, I don’t think HBG is all that confident here tonight, she didn’t look all that happy when HBB told her he was just out there for support. Remember she was the one that came up with the whole poll idea for who would get a manager tonight, and I think she did this thinking that HBB would help her win.
(Cameron Ella Ava’s theme hits)
Ring Announcer: And her opponent, from Los Angeles, California! SHE IS THE EAW VIXENS CHAMPION!! CAMERONNNNNNN ELLLAAAAAA AVAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Stew: I wouldn’t worry much Chico, I still believe that if HBG really needs it, HBB will help her out a bit. Cameron is the one who should really be worried tonight, I don’t think her title reign has ever been in more jeopardy than it is tonight!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
HYC: Cameron and HBG make it to the center of the ring and lock eyes, both women claim to be the best, but only one of them can be victorious tonight! HBG with the first shot! A right hand right in between the eyes of Cameron! And another one pushing her into the corner! HBG connects with a backhand chop that lights up Cameron’s chest!
Stew: HBG attempts to whip Cameron into the opposite corner but Cameron holds on to the ropes with her free hand! And now she kicks HBG in the gut and tosses her into the corner! Cameron starts to unload! Throwing a fury of fists into the head of HBG! And I don’t know what it is but Cameron seems to be fired up here tonight!
HYC: She pulls HBG out of the corner… SCOOP SLAM! She runs off the ropes looking to drop an elbow across the chest of HBG! BUT SHE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! CAMERON A BIT STUNNED AS HER ELBOW CONNECTED RIGHT WITH THE CANVAS! She grabs the legs of Cameron and lets out a huge scream! UH OH STEW LOOK AT THIS!
Stew: THE CALIFORNIA DREAM!! OH MY!! ALREADY! SHE HAS THE CALIFORNIA DREAM LOCKED IN AND CAMERON FINDS HERSELF IN A VERY BAD POSITION ALREADY! CAMERON TRYING TO CLIMB TO THE ROPES BUT SHE’S REALLY STRUGGLING TO GET THERE!! SHE HAS TO PULL HERSELF AND THE WEIGHT OF HBG AS WELL JUST TO GET TO THE ROPES…
HYC: 😮 Stew… was that a fat joke?
Stew: Of course it wasn’t Chico… it’s just that Cameron has to pull herself… which is a challenge in itself, plus she has to pull HBG over to the ropes as well.. that makes it almost impossib—you know just call the match.
HYC: CAMERON STRUGGLING! TRYING TO REACH THE ROPES!! SHE’S A FEW INCHES AWAY!! CAN SHE FIND IT DEEP DOWN TO REACH THE ROPES! SHE STRETCHES HER ARMS AND SHE GETS THERE! AND THE HOLD MUST BE BROKEN! HBB over near ringside cheering HBG on… she pulls Cameron back into the center of the ring.
Stew: HBG pulling Cameron by the hair… she gets Cameron onto her knees and kicks her in the mid-section! Cameron grabs her stomach as HBG grabs her head! HBG KICKS BACK AND CONNECTS WITH A DDT!! CAMERON’S SKULL BOUNCING OFF OF THE CANVAS! HBG ROLLS HER OVER AND GOES FOR THE PIN!!
ONEEEEEEEE!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOO! CAMERON KICKS OUT!
HYC: HBB with a bit of a grimace here at ringside, HBG brings Cameron back to her feet and HBG has been able to control Cameron so far in the match! HBG with a smack in the face of Cameron! And now she throws her into the turnbuckle! AND HER SHOULDER CONNECTS WITH THE STEEL RING POST! AND NOW SHE FALLS OUT OF THE RING AND ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!
Stew: HBG now follows her out of the ring, she positions her head right up against the steel steps! WHAT IS SHE DOING! SHE TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK AND RUNS TOWARD HER! SHE KNEES HER IN THE HEAD! NO!! CAMERON MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND AND HBG’S KNEE WENT RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS!
HYC: CAMERON GRABS HER… LOOKING FOR A SUPLEX! AND IT CONNECTS!! A SUPLEX AND HBG LANDS RIGHT ACROSS THOSE STEEL STEPS! AND HBB AGAIN SHOOTS ANOTHER GRIMACE! CAMERON ROLLS HBG BACK INTO THE RING!! HERE’S THE PIN!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HBG KICKS OUT THIS TIME!
Stew: Cameron not done! She climbs the top rope! Looking down at her opponent… HBG making it back to her feet… SHE LEAPS DOWN!! CROSSBODY!! IT CONNECTS!! WAIT HBG ROLLED THROUGH IT!! SHE ROLLED THROUGH IT AND SHE HAS THE PIN!! SHE COULD HAVE IT HERE!
ONEEEEEEEEE!… TWOOOOOOOOOOO!…. NO!! CAMERON GETS HER SHOULDER UP!…
HYC: MAN! I thought we were about to crown a new Vixens champion! Both vixens make it back to their feet and out of nowhere Cameron with an arm drag! AND NOW SHE APPLIES AN ARMBAR!! BUT HBG QUICKLY GETS TO THE ROPES BREAKING THE HOLD! And once again both women to their feet at identical times!
Stew: OH WAIT LOOK! LOOK AT CAMERON!! GRABBING HBG AND LOOKING FOR BITCH CAMP!! BUT HBG REVERSES IT INTO A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!! THE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP CONNECTS AND NOW LOOK AT HBG SETTING HERSELF UP IN THE CORNER!!
HYC: She’s tuning up the band!! AND HBB doing it with her on the outside!! ONEE.. TWOO.. THREEE.. FOURR.. FIVE.. SIX.. SEVEN.. CAMERON UP TO HER FEET!! AND THERE IT IS!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! NO!! CAMERON DUCKED IT!! THE GODDESS’ TOUCH! THE GODDESS’ TOUCH CONNECTS LAYING OUT THE HEART BREAK GAL!! CAMERON DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG!! THIS IS IT!!
ONEEEEEEEEEE!… TWOOOOOOOOOOO!… THRRRRRRRR—NO!! HBG GOT HER FOOT ON THE ROPES! AND THIS MATCH WILL CONTINUE!!
Stew: THAT HAD TO BE PURE INSTINCT ON THE PART OF HBG!! IF THAT HAPPENED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY SHE KICKS OUT! Cameron brings her up to her feet and locks her in a hammer lock! BUT HBG ESCAPES IT AND TAKES HER DOWN!! AND SHE LOCKS IN THE CALIFORNIA DREAM AGAIN!! AND THIS TIME CAMERON IS IN HUGE TROUBLE!! THIS IS LOCKED IN!! SHE MIGHT HAVE TO TAP!!
HYC: THIS HOLD PUTS SO MUCH STRAIN ON THE LEGS!! AND HBG HAS IT PERFECTLY EXECUTED!! HBG REARING BACK TRYING TO GET CAMERON TO TAP OUT BUT SHE JUST WON’T QUIT!! HBG LETTING OUT A LONG SCREAM!! SCREAMING AT CAMERON TO TAP!! CAMERON RAISES A HAND!! BUT SHE BEGINS CRAWLING!! BUT REMEMBER SHE HAS TO CARRY THE ENTIRE WEIGHT OF HBG AS WELL! ISN’T THAT RIGHT STEW?! 😉
Stew: THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKING CHICO! CAMERON COULD BE SEEING HER VIXENS CHAMPIONSHIP SLIPPING AWAY FROM HER! I DON’T THINK CAMERON CAN HANG ON MUCH LONGER!! HBB LOOKING ON!! CHANTING FOR HBG!! CAMERON MAKES A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO GE THE ROPES BUT SHE’S STILL AT LEAST A FOOT AWAY!
HYC: SHE CAN’T HANG ON MUCH LONGER!! SHE HAS TO TAP OUT!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT SHE’S BEEN ABLE TO WITHSTAND THIS HOLD FOR SO LONG!! SHE’S STILL FIGHTING!! STILL CRAWLING!! AND SHE GETS THERE!! SHE GETS HER HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE AND I.. I DON’T BELIEVE SHE GOT THERE!!
Stew: WHAT A MATCH THIS IS UNFOLDING RIGHT BEFORE OUR VERY EYES! I don’t care who the best Vixen is! These two are impressing the hell out of me! Cameron pulling herself up by the ropes… her legs have to be shot! HBG goes to grab her… BUT THE GODDESS’ TOUCH!! IT CONNECTS!! THE SECOND GODDESS’ TOUCH IN THIS MATCH!! HBG DOWN!! CAMERON DOWN AS WELL!! BUT SHE IS ABLE TO COVER HBG!! THIS HAS TO BE IT!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!… THRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEE—WHAT?!! IMPOSSIBLE!! HBG KICKED OUT!!
HYC: I DON’T BELIEVE MY EYES!! HBG KICKED OUT!! Cameron pulls HBG back to her feet once more… AND SHE’S LOOKING FOR BITCH CAMP!! BUT ONCE AGAIN HBG REVERESES IT!! SHE PUSHES CAMERON OFF OF HER!! SWEET!! CHIN!! MUSIC!! IT CONNECTS!! RIGHT INTO THE JAW OF CAMERON ELLA AVA!! HBG THROWS HERSELF ON TOP OF CAMERON!! WE HAVE A NEW VIXENS CHAMPION!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!… THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Stew: NO!! NO!! NO!! CAMERON GOT A SHOULDER UP!! CAMERON GOT HER RIGHT SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST SECOND!!
HYC: I’M DONE!! I’M DONE STEW!! AFTER ALL THE PUNISHMENT THAT CAMERON HAS TAKEN IN THIS MATCH HOW COULD SHE POSSIBLY KICK OUT OF SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! THE FACES OF HBG AND HBB TELL THE ENTIRE STORY!! BOTH ARE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY SHOCKED!! HBB TELLS HBG TO TUNE UP THE BAND ONE MORE TIME!!
Stew: SHE SETS HERSELF UP IN THE CORNER! ONEE.. TWOO.. THREEE.. FOURR.. FIVEE.. SIXX.. SEVENN.. EIGHTT.. NINEE.. CAMERON UP!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC ON ITS WAY!! CAMERON DUCKS IT!! SHE DUCKS IT AND GRABS HBG!! AND THIS TIME BITCH CAMP CONNECTS!! IT FINALLY CONNECTS!! AN EXHAUSTED CAMERON ELLA AVA TURNS HBG OVER FOR THE PIN!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!… THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… AND STILL THE VIXENS CHAMPION!! CAMERON ELLA AVA!!!
(Cameron Ella Ava’s theme hits as she begins to stir, she is handed the Vixens Championship as The Heart Break Boy quickly enters the ring to check on The Heart Break Gal)
HYC: WHAT A MATCH!! WE SAW IT ALL IN THIS ONE STEW!!
Stew: Counter after counter, it kept you on the edge of your seat the entire match!!
HYC: Major props to both Cameron Ella Ava and the Heart Break Gal, they came out here tonight and laid it all one the line.
Stew: Yes they did Stew, Cameron Ella Ava retained her Vixens Championship, and she did indeed prove that she is the best Vixen in EAW today!
(HBB tries to pull HBG off but she pushes him away)
HYC: Well, HBB did stay true to his word, he said he wasn’t going to help HBG win here tonight, and he didn’t.
Stew: Yeah, but I really believe HBG thought he would. I can understand why she’s mad… but I don’t thinks she should be surprised that HBB didn’t help her.
Ring Announcer: The following contest scheduled for one fall… is for the NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIPPPP!! And if Eddie Mack wins… Matt Ryder enters at number one in the Grand Rampage Match!
(Matt Ryder’s theme hits)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger, from Long Island, New York! Weighing in at 217 Pounds! MATTTTTT RYDERRRRRRR!
HYC: This whole thing between Matt Ryder and Eddie Mack started brewing a few weeks before King of Extreme when Eddie Mack first won the National Extreme Championship, he was attacked by a masked man who would later be revealed to be Matt Ryder… and that lead us all up to this where they will battle it out for the National Extreme Championship!
(Eddie Mack’s theme hits)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Melbourne, Australia!! Weighing in at 250 Pounds!! HE IS THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION!! EDDDIEEEEEEEEEE MACCKKKKKKK!!
Stew: Matt Ryder says that the only reason he did all of this was so he could regain the National Extreme Championship, but believe me, knocking off Eddie Mack is not an easy thing to do!
HYC: The referee holds up the National Extreme Championship, the prize that these—
…. (The Prince of Phenomenal’s theme hits)
Stew: THE PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL?! CHICO YOU DON’T THINK—
HYC: IT HAS TO BE STEW!! WHAT OTHER REASON WOULD POP HAVE TO BE OUT HERE RIGHT NOW??.. HE MUST BE USING HIS CHAMPIONSHIP SHOT, RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW!!
Ring Announcer: And introducing the third and final participant in this match… THE PRINCEEEEE!! OF!! PHENOMENALLLL!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
HYC: MATT RYDER IS ABSOLUTELY IRATE!! HE’S PULLING AT THE REFEREES COLLAR!! SCREAMING AT HIM BUT THERE IS NOTHING THAT HE CAN DO! POP WON THE RIGHT TO FACE ANY CHAMPION AT ANY TIME NO MATTER THE STIPULATION! WAIT!! FROM BEHIND!! POP WITH A ROLL-UP ON MATT RYDER!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEE!.. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO! KICKOUT BY MATT RYDER!
Stew: Yeah but speaking of stipulations… what happens with the stipulation now? Does it get thrown out the window if POP wins?
HYC: I’m not sure Stew… Matt Ryder makes it back to his feet… and connects with a right hand catching the jaw of POP! Eddie Mack watching the action un-fold in the corner, waiting for a good time to strike. Matt Ryder catches POP with another shot and you have to imagine that POP is nowhere near 100% after competing in a match earlier tonight..
Stew: Matt Ryder grabs POP and pulls him in! LOOKING FOR THE LONG ISLAND LIFETIME!! BUT POP QUICKLY GETS OUT OF IT AND GETS OUT OF THE RING!! Matt Ryder turns his attention back to Eddie Mack and goes for him… but Eddie meets him with an uppercut! Matt staggers back and now Eddie Mack with a facebuster! But Matt Ryder remains on his feet… Eddie charges at him with a clothesline and this time he takes him down!
HYC: Matt Ryder getting back to his feet, Eddie grabs him but Matt trips him up into the ropes! AND NOW MATT RYDER BEGINS CHOKING HIM WITH THE ROPES!! STEPPING ON THE BACK OF EDDIE MACK PUSHING HIS NECK DOWN INTO THEM! EDDIE’S FACE TURNING A BRIGHT RED AND MATT RYDER FINALLY LETS GO!
Stew: Eddie back to his feet and here comes Matt Ryder with a flying forearm! BUT LOOK AT POP! ON THE TOP ROPE!! HE LEAPS OFF AND CONNECTS WITH A BULLDOG!! DRIVING THE HEAD OF MATT RYDER RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS! MATT RYDER GRABS HIS HEAD AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING HITTING THE FLOOR! AND UH OH!! POP CLIMBING THE TOP ROPE ONCE AGAIN!! MATT RYDER DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE… 630 SPLASH!!! HOLY SHIT!! A 630 SPLASH ONTO MATT RYDER ON THE OUTSIDE!! BOTH MEN TAKEN OUT BY THAT INSANE 630 SPLASH!!
HYC: Eddie Mack out of the ring now, he really has his choice of either men to go after.. He rolls POP into the ring! Eddie enters the ring and runs at POP! HE RUNS AT HIM AND CONNECTS WITH THE BIG BOOT! POP DOWN AND NOW EDDIE MACK INTO THE COVER!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!… TWOOOOOOOOOOO! POP WITH A SHOULDER UP!!
Stew: Eddie Mack gets POP back to his feet and tosses him into the corner!… He charges at him again looking for another boot!! BUT POP MOVES OUT OF THE CORNER AND EDDIE GETS CAUGHT UP ON THE TURNBUCKLE!! POP NOW GRABS EDDIE AND HE PUTS HIM OVER HIS SHOULDERS!! ELECTRIC CHAIR!! THE ELECTRIC CHAIR LAYING EDDIE MACK OUT!!
HYC: POP looks for his next move… He notices Matt Ryder getting back to his feet on the outside… POP WITH A RUNNING BASEBALL SLIDE INTO MATT RYDER THAT SENDS HIM CRASHING AGAINST THE BARRICADE!! POP delivers a kick into the side of the head of Eddie Mack! AND NOW POP OFF THE ROPES LOOKING FOR A SHINING WIZARD!!
Stew: EDDIE CATCHES HIM!! POWERBOMB!! THE POWERBOMB CONNECTS ONTO POP!! BUT NOW LOOK AT MATT RYDER!! BACK INTO THE RING NOW AND HE CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING LEG LARIAT!! IT LAYS EDDIE MACK OUT AND NOW MATT RYDER QUICKLY SCRAMBLES INTO THE PIN WILL WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION?!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!… NOO!! EDDIE KICKS OUT!!
HYC: Matt Ryder runs off the ropes and he connects with a LEGDROP!! Dropping his leg right across the neck of Eddie Mack! POP trying to make it back to his feet but Matt Ryder stomping on his back!! And I wonder if POP is having second thoughts about using his opportunity tonight! Matt Ryder pulls Eddie Mack back to his feet looking for the Long Island Lifetime!! NO!! EDDIE MACK TURNS IT INTO FLAPJACK!!!
Stew: Matt Ryder hasn’t been able to execute that Long Island Lifetime! Eddie Mack now running off the ropes… THE SWAGGIN’ ELBOW!! DROPPED ACROSS MATT RYDER!! EDDIE MACK TURNS AROUND AND IS MET WITH A KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD BY POP!! EDDIE STUMBLES BACK INTO THE CORNER AND POP COMES CHARGING AT HIM!!
HYC: THE MONKEY FLIP!! THE MONKEY FLIP CONNECTS SENDING EDDIE MACK FLYING RIGHT INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!! AND NOW POP GOING TO THE TOP ROPE!! HE LEAPS DOWN AND HE CONNECTS WTH A FROGSPLASH!! THE FROGSPLASH CONNECTS ON EDDIE MACK!! POP NOW HOOKS THE LEG THIS COULD DO IT!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!… BROKEN UP BY MATT RYDER!!
Stew: Matt Ryder pulls POP back to his feet and connects with a right hand! POP stumbles back and Matt connects with another one that takes him down!! AND NOW MATT RYDER CLIMBING THE TOP ROPE?! YES!! AND YOU DON’T SEE MATT RYDER GO TO THE TOP ROPE OFTEN FOLKS!! HE ISN’T LIKE POP WHO LIVES ON THE TOP ROPE!!
HYC: BUT LOOK AT POP!! HE HOPS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND RUNS UP THE TURNBUCKLE!! AVALANCHE HURRICANRANA!! WOW!! A HURRICANRANA FROM THE TOP ROPE!! EDDIE MACK BACK TO HIS FEET AND HE GRABS POP!! LOOKING FOR THE EDDICTION!! BUT POP REVERSES IT!! HE TRIPS EDDIE UP AND HE LOCKS IN THE SFT!! THE SFT IS LOCKED IN!!
Stew: EDDIE MACK STRUGGLING AND FIGHTING!! BUT HE QUICKLY GETS TO THE ROPES AND THE HOLD HAS TO BE BROKEN!! AND EDDIE MACK SHOULD BE THANKING HIS LUCKY STARS!! WITHOUT THE ROPES BEING CLOSE TO HIM… HE WOULD’VE FOR SURE HAD TO TAP OUT!!
HYC: Matt Ryder backing up to the corner and using it to make it back to his feet… he might still be a bit woozy by that Hurricanrana!! POP RUNS AT THE CORNER AND LEAPS UP ONTO MATT RYDER! AND STARTS UNLOADING!! RIGHTS AND LEFTS!! I CAN’T KEEP COUNT!! THEY’RE FLYING EVERYWHERE INTO THE HEAD OF MATT RYDER!!
Stew: Matt pushes him off… AND FROM BEHIND GERMAN SUPLEX BY EDDIE MACK!! AND THE BACK OF POP’S NECK BOUNCES OFF THE CANVAS!! Matt Ryder still hunched up in the corner… Eddie Mack grabs him! BUT MATT PUSHES HIM OFF AND TRIES TO BACK SUPLEX HIM OUT OF THE RING!! BUT EDDIE CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE APRON!!
HYC: MATT TRIES TO PUSH EDDIE OFF THE APRON BUT HE DRIVES HIS SHOULDER INTO THE MID-SECTION OF MATT RYDER!! AND NOW HE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A JAWBREAKER!! EDDIE QUICKLY LOCKS IN THE CLASSIC EXAMPLE!! THE CLASSIC EXAMPLE IS LOCKED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!
Stew: MATT RYDER TRYING TO REACH THE ROPES!! BUT YOU REALLY CAN’T CRAWL WHEN YOU’RE LOCKED IN A SUBMISSION LIKE THIS!! MATT RYDER’S FACE TURNING A BRIGHT RED BUT HE CONTINUES TO FIGHT!! HE’S FOUGHT WAY TOO HARD TO LET THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP FADE AWAY LIKE THIS!!
HYC: IT DOESN’T MATTER STEW!! IT MAY BE TAP OR SNAP FOR MATT RYDER!! HIS FACE TURNING A BRIGHT RED!! HE’S BEGINNING TO FADE!! BUT HE WON’T TAP OUT!! HE REFUSES TO GIVE UP!! I GOTTA GIVE IT TO HIM!! HE JUST WON’T QUIT!! BUT SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAVE TO GIVE!! MATT RYDER MAKES ONE LAST DESPERATE ATTEMPT BUT IT IS NO USE!! MATT RYDER FADING!! FADING FAST!! HE MAY BE OUT HERE!!
THE REFEREE PULLS HIS ARM UP… ONEEEEE!! A SECOND TIME… TWOOOOO!! IF HIS ARM DROPS ONE MORE TIME EDDIE MACK RETAINS!!
Stew: WAIT WHAT THE HELL?!!?! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES?!?! STORMING THE RING AND HE CONNECTS WITH A GUITAR SHOT RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF EDDIE MACK!! WHAT WAS THAT?!?! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WALKING UP THE RAMP AND NOT EVEN LOOKING BACK!! NO EMOTION AT ALL COMING OUT OF HIS FACE!! I DON’T GET ANY OF THIS!!
HYC: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES MAY HAVE JUST COST EDDIE MACK HIS NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP!! EDDIE MACK IS DOWN!! MATT RYDER IS DOWN AND OUT!! AND NOW POP MAKING IT BACK TO HIS FEET!! POP SEES THE CARNAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND REALIZES THAT HIS MAY BE HIS CHANCE!! HE PULLS MATT RYDER BACK TO HIS FEET… AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE CROWN OF THORNS!!
Stew: BALLGAME!! THE CROWN OF THORNS CONNECTS ON MATT RYDER AND NOW POP HOOKS HIS LEG!! YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT IT FOLKS!!
ONEEEEEEEEE!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!… THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… AND THE NEWWWW NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION!! THEE PRINCE!! OF!! PHENOMENALLLLLLL!!
HYC: POP WINS!! POP IS THE NEW NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP!! WHAT A NIGHT THIS HAS BEEN FOR HIM!! WINNING NOT JUST ONE, BUT TWO MATCHES HERE TONIGHT AT RECKLESS WIRING! GOOD FOR HIM!!
Stew: B-But, I’m sorry but I’m still stunned by what Lethal Consequences just did, this isn’t like him! At least it isn’t the Lethal Consequences we’ve been used to for the past few months…
HYC: That was like the OLD Lethal Consequences, the narcissist , the manipulator… but I don’t get what his motive for any of this would be…
(Camera fades backstage with Rob Colton and Clyde)
Rob: So yeah… I saw Clyde’s Corner last week, and well it wasn’t your best…
Clyde: Cheah mayne, it wasn’t my best work, butchu know how it goes… Everyobdy got their ups and their downs… but Clyde gon be back soon, and errything gonna run smooth again.
Rob: I heard that Maria doesn’t even want Clyde’s Corner return…
Clyde: WHATCHU SAY BOY? MARIA DON’T WANT NO MORE CLYDE? JUST CUZ OF ONE BAD SHOW? SHE TRIPPIN’!….
Rob: Hey, don’t shoot the messenger, that’s just what I heard… I heard she wants to start a new show over on Dynasty… The Colton Clash(smirk)
Clyde: NOW I KNOW YOU PLAYIN! Maria ain’t never gonna replace me… with you.
Rob: Why not?
Clyde: LOOK ATCHASELF… YOU WEAR YO PANTS UP PAST YO BELLY BUTTON… YO HAIR IS COMED OVER! YOU A NERD! A GEEK! A LOSER!
Rob: I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS—
(Suddenly Alexander Da Vinci walks boy both men)
Clyde: ALEXANDER DA VINCI!! MA MAN!!
Rob: YO, YO, YO! BOII!! WHAT’S GOOOODDD!!
(Clyde shoots Rob a look)
ADV: Please… not now gentlemen.
Clyde: Oh ye ye, I get it… big match, big match comin’ up tonight, Ima be pullin’ for you mayne.
Rob:(HMM) I don’t know, I hope Scott can pull this one off.
(ADV turns his head towards Rob Colton shakes his head and walks off)
Rob: WAIT!! MR. DA VINCI!! THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME FOR AN INTERVIEW!!
(Clyde stops Rob Colton)
Clyde: WHAT’S WRONG WITCHU??!!
Rob: I was just trying to be hip..
Clyde: C’mon.. you gotta lot to learn.
(Clyde pulls Rob Colton by the arm and walks off)
(Defiance teaser is shown)
(Camera fades into the ring)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
(Jaywalker’s theme hits)
Ring Announcer: Introducing the Special Guest Referee for the match! JAYWALKKERRRRRRRRRR!!
HYC: And here comes the legendary Jaywalker!! Last time we saw him he was part of the Showdown commentary booth and he was actually fired by Captain Charisma and was taken out by the rest of Mutiny!
Stew: Jaywalker still looks great, it looks like he could still get in that ring and compete himself!
(Hurricane Hawk’s theme hits)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Jacksonville, Florida! Weighing in at 235 Pounds!! THE VIPERRRRR! HURRRRRICANEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWKKKKKKKKKK!!
HYC: And here we go! And Stew, I’m looking forward to this match more than any other one on the card! Two of EAW’s best battling it out! And of course the x-factor in all of this is Jaywalker!!
Stew: Yeah yeah… I just hope we don’t see Hawk pull another sledgehammer out of his tights.
(Lethal Consequence’s theme hits as he makes his way down to the ring with another guitar)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent… from Oakland, California! Weighing in a 230 Pounds!! LETHALLLLLLL CONSEEEEQUENNCCEESSSS!!
HYC: And well… not the first time we’ve seen Lethal Consequences, and his guitar tonight, I’m guessing he got a new one because the one he drove into the skull of Eddie Mack was completely ruined. I’m still trying to sort out why he would attack Eddie Mack like that!
Stew: I don’t get it either, to my knowledge.. LC and Eddie don’t have any beef with each other, which makes it even more strange!
(LC sets his guitar down leaning against one of the ring posts and enters the ring)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
HYC: HERE WE GO!! And how ironic is it, that a stable that formed two years ago at this very event… could play out perhaps it’s final chapter here tonight! Hurricane Hawk against Lethal Consequences! The Legacy Cutter taking on Acid Reign! IT’S ALL GOING TO COME TO AHEAD RIGHT NOW!
Stew: Hawk wasting little time here! Throwing himself at Lethal Consequences and unloading! A plethora of rights and lefts reigning down on Lethal Consequences! AND IT’S JUST TOO MUCH FOR LC TO TRY AND DEFEND HIMSELF! Hawk spewing out adrenaline here! One more right hand by Hawk for good measure!
HYC: Hawk grabs the arm of LC and he tosses him into the opposite corner! HAWK COMES RUNNING AND CONNECTS WITH A CORNER DROPKICK!! LC SLUMPS DOWN IN THE CORNER! AND HERE COMES HAWK AGAIN DRIVING HIS BOOT INTO THE JAW OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! HE DRAGS HIM INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND DROPS AN ELBOW! NOW WITH THE HOOK OF THE LEG AS JAYWALKER SLIDES INTO POSITION!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LC WITH A SHOULDER UP!!
Stew: Hawk grabs a handful of hair.. and a few more shots to the head of LC!! Hawk slams LC’s head back down onto the mat and pulls him back to his feet… He runs off the ropes looking for a clothesline but LC ducks under it!… AND LC WITH A CHOP RIGHT INTO THE CHEST!! LC PULLS HIM IN AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPLEX!!
HYC: Hawk grabs his back as he makes it back to his feet… AND NOW LC WITH A DROPKICK OF HIS OWN!!.. Hawk ricochets off the ropes… right into a back body drop by Lethal Consequences!! AND NOW LOOK AT LC!! QUICKLY TRYING TO LOCK IN THE LOCKDOWN!! BUT HAWK QUICKLY SLITHERS OUT OF IT AND OUT OF THE RING!! RE-THINKING HIS PRIORITES FOR THE MATCH!
Stew: LC now out of the ring but Hawk rolls himself back in! And now a bit of a smirk coming over the face of Hawk who is very good with playing mind-games!!… as well is Lethal Consequences though!! Lethal Consequences gets himself back into the ring… BUT BEFORE HE COULD MAKE IT BACK TO HIS FEET HAWK STARTED WITH THE STOMPS!! AND THIS IS A SIGNATURE SEQUENCE FOR HURRICANE HAWK!!
Stew: STOMPING ON EVERY LIMB OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! HAWK HAS MADE A LIVING OF DOING THIS TO ALL HIS OPPONENTS!! AND IT USUALLY WRAPS UP WITH A KNEE DROPPED RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE AND THIS TIME IS NO DIFFERENT!! Hawk now drops down and begins stalking Lethal Consequences, screaming into his ear.
HYC: Hawk looks as if he’s possessed! He has a demonic look in his eyes!! THIS ISN’T JUST ABOUT CLOSURE I DON’T THINK!!… I BELIEVE HE WANTS TO GET RID OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES ONCE AND FOR ALL!! HAWK PULLS LC BACK TO HIS FEET… GRABS HIS HEAD!! AND HE CONNECTS WITH AN INVERTED BACKBREAKER!!
Stew: LC grabs his back and rolls to the apron… BUT THAT’S A DANGEROUS PLACE TO BE IN WHEN FACING HURRICANE HAWK!! HAWK GRABS LC BY THE HEAD!! ROPE HUNG DDT!! NO!! LC CAUGHT HIMSELF AND LANDED ON HIS FEET! AND NOW HE PICKS HAWK UP AND DROPS HIS NECK RIGHT ACROSS THE TOP ROPE!!
HYC: LC OUT OF THE RING NOW… HE PULLS UP THE APRON… HE BRINGS OUT A 2×4 HE BRINGS THAT 2X4 INTO THE RING NOW!! AND HE WRAPS IT AROUND THE THROAT OF HURRICANE HAWK!! LC TRYING TO CHOKE HAWK OUT BY USING THAT 2X4!! BUT HAWK THROWS HIS BOOT UP BEHIND HIM AND CONNECTS WITH A LOW BLOW!!
Stew: Hawk gasping for air… LC had that weapon around him for a good amount of time… HAWK NOW WITH THE 2X4 RAMS IT INTO THE STOMACH OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! AND NOW HE RAISES IT HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD AND WHACKS LC ACROSS THE BACK!!… AND HAWK DOES IT AGAIN!! TWO SHOTS RIGHT ACROSS THE BACK BY HAWK USING THAT 2X4!! HAWK LIFTS IT UP FOR A THIRD TIME… AND HE CRACKS IT OVER THE BACK OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!…
HYC: LC rolling himself over to the corner, trying to gain distance from Hawk… Hawk still stalking LC with that 2×4 in hand!!… HAWK LIFTS IT HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD!! BUT LC WITH A KICK INTO THE SHIN!! HAWK DROPS THE WEAPON AND NOW LC WITH A RIGHT HAND!! ANOTHER ONE!! A THIRD RIGHT HAND!!.. LC STARTING TO GAIN SOME MOMENTUM HERE!
Stew: He whips Hawk into the ropes… NO!! HE PULLS HIM BACK AND CONNECTS WITH THE ROW’S PEDAL!! HAWK GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!!… LC GETS HIM BACK TO HIS FEET!! GERMAN SUPLEX!! AND LC BRIDGES IT LOOKING FOR THE PIN!! JAYWALKER INTO THE PIN!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!… THRRRRRRRR—HAWK POWERS OUT!!
HYC: Jaywalker holds up the two sign… Hawk rolls to the outside floor!… LC follows, but he brings that 2×4 with him!! Hawk using the barricade to aid him to his feet… LC WITH A SWIFT SHOT TH THE LEG WITH THE 2X4!! AND NOW A SHOT TO THE OTHER LEG TAKING HAWK OFF HIS FEET!!
Stew: LC PULLS HIM BACK UP AND THROWS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE!! AND ONCE AGAIN WITH THE 2X4!! RAMMING IT INTO THE THROAT OF HURRICANE HAWK TRYING TO CHOKE HIM OUT ONCE AGAIN!! AND NOW LC WHACKS HAWK IN THE STOMACH WITH IT!!… Hawk now coughing and choking, trying catch his breath.
HYC: LC rolls Hawk into the ring… LC follows, but Hawk grabs him…!! LC ON THE APRON!! HAWK ONCE AGAIN TRYING TO GO FOR THAT DDT!! THE ROPE HUNG DDT IT CONNECTS!! HAWK PULLS LC BACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING… INTO THE PIN JAYWALKER READY FOR THE COUNT!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!… NO!! CLOSE BUT NOT ENOUGH!!
Stew: I thought that was it!! I thought that DDT was going to be it but LC continues to fight!! Hawk gets back to his feet… starting to give this match a methodical pace! He drops his knee over the neck of Lethal Consequences!! AND NOW LOOK AT HAWK!! POUNDING HIS FISTS INTO THE MAT!! SEEKING OUT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AND LOOKING TO STRIKE WITH THE LEGACY CUTTER!!
HYC: HAWK SPRINGS TO HIS FEET LOOKING FOR THE LEGACY CUTTER!! HERE WE GO!! NO!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES QUICKLY GETS IN A FULL NELSON… AND NOW THE STROKE!! THE STROKE CONNECTS!! LC REVERESED THE LEGACY CUTTER INTO THE STROKE!! WHAT CRAFT SHOWN THERE BY LEHTAL CONSEQUENCES!!
Stew: BUT I DON’T THINK LC IS DONE JUST YET!! HE’S PULLING A PAGE OUT OF THE BOOK OF HURRICANE HAWK!! POUNDING HIS FISTS INTO THE MAT!! LETTING OUT A SCREAM THAT ECHOS THROUGH THE ARENA!! LC IS COILED UP!! HAWK STARTING TO MAKE IT BACK TO HIS FEET… LC ALMOST FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!!
HYC: HAWK IS UP… AND HE TURNS AROUND!! ACID REIGN!! NO!! HAWK PUSHES HIM OFF… LEGACY CUTTER!! BUT NO!! LC REVERSES IT AGAIN!! HE PUSHES HIM INTO THE ROPES AND NOW WITH A BACK SOUMERSAULT LOOKING FOR THE ROLL-UP!! GRABBING THE TIGHTS AS WELL!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!… NO!! HAWK PUSHES LC OFF OF HIM!!
Stew: LC CATCHES HIMSELF BEFORE HE WENT FACE FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!… HAWK DARTS AT LC WITH A CLOTHESLINE BUT LC AVOIDS IT BY ESCAPING THE CORNER!! AND NOW HE TRAPS HAWK IN THE CORNER AND UNLOADS WITH A HUGE RIGHT!! AND NOW AN UPPERCUT!! HE THROWS HAWK TO THE GROUND AND CLIMBS UP TO THE SECOND ROPE… HE JUMPS DOWN AND CONNECTS WITH A DOUBLE AXE-HANDLE!!..
HYC: LC out of the ring and brings in the guitar that he brought out to the ring with him… he rolls himself back into the ring.. AND UH OH! HE SMASHES THE GUITAR RIGHT OVER THE HEAD OF HURRICANE HAWK!! WAIT NO!! HAWK SENT A KICK RIGHT INTO THE STOMACH OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! AND NOW HE THROWS HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKE SHOULDER FIRST!!
Stew: HAWK GRABS THE GUITAR!! LC COMES OUT OF THE CORNER… AND HAWK WITH A HUGE SHOT!! HAWK WITH A SHOT OVER THE HEAD OF LC USING HIS OWN GUITAR!! HAWK INTO THE PIN NOW!! LC IS OUT OF IT!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!… THRRRRRRRRRRR—LC KICKS OUT!!
HYC: Amazing resiliency shown there by Lethal Consequences!!… Hawk makes it back to his feet and begins to climb the top rope… BUT LC MAKING IT BACK TO HIS FEET… AND SWEEPS THE LEG OF HAWK!! AND HAWK LANDS IN AN AWKWARD POSITION ON THE TURNBUCKLE!! LC CLIMBING THE TOP ROPE AS WELL!! A FEW SHOTS DELIVERED INTO THE TEMPLE OF HURRICANE HAWK!! BOTH MEN ON THE TOP ROPE!! WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN HERE?!?! A SUPERPLEX!! A HUGEE SUPERPLEX!! AND NOW BOTH MEN DOWN!!
Stew: I CAN’T TELL WHICH ONE GOT THE WORST OF IT!!… HAWK IS DOWN… YET TO MOVE!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES JUST BEGINNING TO STIR!! LC MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET!! BUT IT’S OBVIOUS THAT HE’S TIRED!! HE’S BEATEN!! HE WANTS TO END IT!! LC GRABS THE LEG OF HURRICANE HAWK LOOKING FOR THE LOCKDOWN AGAIN!! BUT HAWK COMING TO HIS SENSES AND KICKS HIM OFF!! LC ATTEMPTS IT YET AGAIN BUT HAWK ONCE AGAIN KICKS HIM OFF!!
HYC: LC COMES CHARGING BACK… BUT RIGHT INTO THE LEGACY CUTTER!! THE LEGACY CUTTER BY HURRICANE HAWK CONNECTS!! BUT DOES HE HAVE ENOUGH TO GO FOR THE PIN!! DOES HE HAVE IT IN HIM!! HAWK SLOWLY STARTING TO MOVE!! BUT IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE HE’S GOING FOR THE PIN!! HE SLIDES HIMSELF BACK INTO THE CORNER… AND OH NO STEW!! LOOK!!
Stew: WE KNOW WHAT HAWK IS THINKING!! HE’S LOOKING TO PUNT LC’S HEAD OFF!! HE WANTS TO END HIS CAREER!! HE WANTS TO FIND HIS CLOSURE!! HE RUSHES AT HIM!! BUT LC MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! LC AVOIDED THE PUNT!! I BELIEVE HE JUST SAW HIS LIFE FLASH BEFORE HIS VERY EYES!! HAWK TURNS AROUND AND IS MET WITH A SPINEBUSTER!!
HYC: AND NOW LOOK!! LC ATTEMPTING THE LOCKDOWN AGAIN!! AND THIS TIME HE GETS.. YES!! HE GETS IT APPLIED!! THE LOCKDOWN IS APPLIED!! WILL HAWK GIVE IN!! LC NOW THE ONE LOOKING FOR THE CLOSURE!! WILL HAWK TAP OUT?!?!
Stew: HAWK LOOKING FOR SOMETHING… ANYTHING THAT CAN GET HIM OUT OF THIS HOLD BUT NOTHING IS IN SIGHT!! THE ROPES ARE A FEW FEET AWAY BUT DOES HAWK HAVE ENOUGH ENERGY TO PULL HIMSELF TOWARDS THEM!! DOES HE HAVE ENOUGH TO BREAK THE HOLD!!
HYC: LC PUTTING EVERYTHING HE HAS!! PUTTING EVERY LAST BIT HE HAS INTO THIS SUBMISSION!! REARING BACK!! SCREAMING AT HAWK TO TAP!! HAWK FRANTIC NOW!! FLAILING HIS ARMS IN ALL DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS!! FACE IT STEW!! THERE IS NO WAY AROUND THIS!! HE IS GOING TO HAVE TO TAP OUT!!
Stew: NO LOOK CHICO!!… HAWK STARTING TO CRAWL!! BUT LIKE I SAID!! DOES HE HAVE ENOUGH???? AND LOOKING AT HIM I DON’T THINK HE DOES!! HAWK CRAWLING AT ALMOST SNAIL PACE!! HE’S STILL A GOOD FEW FEET AWAY!! I CAN’T BELIEVE HE’S MANAGED TO WITHSTAND THIS PAIN FOR SO LONG!!
HYC: HAWK DOESN’T WANT IT TO END LIKE THIS!!… HE WANTS TO HAVE HIS CLOSURE WITH LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! HE WANTS TO FINALLY PUT ALL OF GENERATION GENESIS BEHIND HIM!! AND ALL THAT IS PROPELING HIM TO GET TO THE ROPES!! HAWK EXTENDS HIS ARM AND I DON’T BELIEVE IT!! HE GOT THERE!!
Stew: HOW????? HOW DID HE GET TO THE ROPES?? HAWK CRAWLED FROM ALMOST DEAD CENTER.. ALL THE WAY TO THE ROPES… THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!! BUT HAS THE DAMAGE BEEN DONE!!??! HAWK MADE IT TO THE ROPES… BUT I DON’T THINK HE HAS ANYTHING LEFT IN HIM!!
HYC: I’m with you there Stew! LC pulls Hawk back to his feet… He grabs him by the head, to stand him up, and screams something at him!… I’m not exactly sure but I think he said something along the lines of “I’ve found my closure”… AND HE DELIVERS ACID REIGN!! ACID REIGN CONNECTS ON HURRICANE HAWK!! LC ROLLS HIM OVER!! JAYWALKER SLIDES TO COUNT THE PIN!! THIS HAS TO DO IT!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!… THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… LETHALLLLLL CONSSEEEQUEEENCESSSSSS!!
(Lethal Consequence’s theme hits as he gets up and begins celebrating)
HYC: LC HAS FOUND HIS CLOSURE!! He has defeated Hurricane Hawk in what was an EPIC encounter between the two men!…
(Jaywalker raises Lethal Consequences arm, but he brushes it off and continues to celebrate)
Stew: Something new has been unleashed inside of Lethal Consequences tonight… He looks better than he ever has!! And I don’t know what to expect out of him anymore..
HYC: Be serious Stew, have we ever known what to expect out of LC?! He’s been unpredictable and controversial his entire career! And now I believe that he’s ready to start a new chapter in his career..
(“Kick Ass” by Egypt Central begins to play as highlights of the Scott Diamond and Alexander Da Vinci are shown, it shows Scott Diamond defeating Alexander Da Vinci for the Answers World Champion, it then shows Maria announcing the Three Stages of Hell Match. The package ends with Alexander Da Vinci spearing Scott Diamond off of the stage)
(The music fades out as an ominous voice steps in, sounds of crackling fire can be heard in the background)
Voice: Hell can only be described as agonizing, torturous, and endless…
(Shadows of Alexander Da Vinci and Scott Diamond are shown)
Voice: But imagine having to endure three stages of it?
(Flames begin to shoot up)
Voice: Hell opens its doors for two men tonight… but only one will be able to escape it.
(The flames begin to surround the shadows until they’re fully engulfed)
(Camera fades into the ring)
Ring Announcer: The following is a Three Stages of Hell Match! And it is for… THE ANSWERSSSS WORLDDDDD CHAMPIONSSHIPPPP!! The first fall will be contested under First Blood rules! The second fall under Last Man Standing rules… and the third fall if needed will be contested in a Stretcher Match!…
(Alexander Da Vinci’s theme hits)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger… from Los Angeles, California!! Weighing in at 260 Pounds!!… ALEXANDDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DAAAAA VINCCIIIIIII!!
HYC: And it was at this very event just a year ago that ADV walked into Reckless Wiring… and left as EAW Champion! Can he do it again? Can he walk out of Reckless Wiring as a two time Answers World Champion?!…
Stew: Very good observation there Chico, Alexander Da Vinci SHINES at Reckless Wiring, and I know how badly he wants that Answers World Championship, but I just don’t think tonight is his night! I think we can all agree on one thing however, this one is not going to be pretty….
(Scott Diamond’s theme hits as he comes out with his waist taped up)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Long Island, New York!! Weighing in at 275 Pounds!!… HE IS THE ANSWERSSSSS WORLDDDDD CHAMPIOOONNNNN!!… SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTT DIIIAMMMONDDDDDD!!
HYC: AND ADV WASTING ABSOLUTELY NO TIME HERE!! HE MEETS SCOTT AT THE RAMP AND DELIVERS A RIGHT HAND TO THE JAW!! SCOTT RETALIATES WITH A SHOT OF HIS OWN AND HERE WE GO!! AND REMEMBER… THE OBJECT OF THE FIRST FALL IS TO MAKE YOUR OPPONENT BLEED!! SCOTT AND ADV HOLDING NOTHING BACK AGAINST EACH OTHER!! SCOTT LIFTS HIS KNEE UP AND IT GOES RIGHT INTO THE STOMACH OF ALEXANDER DA VINCI!! SCOTT NOW TAKES OFF HIS ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP AND CLOCKS ADV IN THE SKULL WITH IT!!
Stew: Scott rolls ADV into the ring… and that signifies the start of the match as the referee calls for the bell…
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew: That shot by Scott with the Answers World Championship could’ve busted open ADV right then and there!… Scott gets him back to his feet… BUT OH MY!! ADV!! THE LAST STAND CONNECTS!! DRIVING SCOTT FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT SO EARLY INTO THIS MATCH!! AND NOW HE DROPS AN ELBOW ACROSS THE RIBS OF SCOTT DIAMOND!! AND REMEMBER SCOTT HAS THOSE TWO BROKEN RIBS TAPED UP… WHICH IS A HUGE TARGET FOR ADV TO NOW GO AND ATTACK!!
HYC: But that isn’t what you want to do Stew!! You want to go after the face which is the easiest part to make bleed!! ADV out of the ring… he goes over to where the ring announcer is.. and he grabs a steel chair! And there we see the first of what will be many weapons in this match!!
Stew: He brings it into the ring with him, he goes for Scott but Scott with a kick blocking the steel chair! SCOTT NOW RUNS AT ADV AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK!! And now Scott makes his way over to the turnbuckle and what’s he doing?! He’s removing the padding! He’s taking off the padding and exposing the metal turnbuckle! Scott goes over to ADV and grabs him… AND BOUCNES HIS HEAD OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLE!!
HYC: AND HE DOES IT FOR A SECOND TIME!! BUT ADV SHOWING NO SIGNS OF BLOOD!! Scott whips him off the ropes and drops his head… BUT ADV WITH A FACEBUSTER!! SCOTT GROGGY NOW AND ADV TAKES HIM OVER THE ROPES WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! Both men landing hard on the floor right in front of us Stew!
Stew: Scott using our announce table to aid him to his feet.. But gets met with a right hand by Alexander Da Vinci!! And Scott is sprawled out over our announce table here!! ADV grabs him and throws him into the ring post! Scott Diamond goes head first into the ring post!! The referee checking on him, but no signs of blood shown from the Answers World Champion!!
HYC: ADV FROM BEHIND SHOVES SCOTT OVER THE BARRICADE AND INTO THE CROWD!! THIS ONE SPILLING OUT INTO THE FANS!! SCOTT DIAMOND TRYING TO ESCAPE BUT THERE IS NO ESCAPE AND ADV CLOTHESLINES HIM DOWN!! AND NOW ADV DRAGGING HIM OVER TO A RAIL… HE PULLS HIM UP TO HIS FEET AND FEEDS SCOTT UNDER THE RAIL…
Stew: ABDOMINAL STRETCH!! USING THE RAILING AS AN ALLY ADV HAS AN ABDOMINAL STRETCH APPLIED!! THIS WON’T WIN ADV THE MATCH BUT IT WILL CERTAINLY WEAKEN THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! AND NOW ADV POUNDS HIS FIST INTO THE CHEST OF SCOTT DIAMOND… ONE MORE TIME!!
HYC: He lets Scott fall to his knees…Scott again trying to escape harms way but Alexander Da Vinci is right there!!… ADV grabs the leg of Scott but he kicks him off!! AND ADV LOSES HIS BALANCE AND FALLS DOWN!! Scott Diamond now making it back to his feet and connects with a right hand to ADV!!
Stew: Scott and ADV fighting through the crowd!! Rights and lefts!! Kicks and punches!! Flying in all different directions here!! Scott Diamond starting to get the upper-hand as he gets two straight in!! AND NOW HE CLOTHESLINES ADV OVER THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BARRICADE!! Scott hops it as well and now both men down near the bottom of the ramp!!
HYC: Scott with a kick to ADV… he clutches him for a belly to belly suplex… AND IT CONNECTS!! A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX AND ADV LANDS SPINE FIRST ON THE RAMP!! ADV IN AGONIZING PAIN HERE AS HE GRABS HIS BACK AND MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET… SCOTT ROLLS HIM BACK INTO THE RING AND THEN MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO THE STEEL CHAIR THAT WAS BROUGHT INTO THE RING EARLIER!!
Stew: Scott slams the chair a few times into the ground and screams at ADV for him to get up… ADV slowly, gingerly, cautiously making it back to his feet… SCOTT SWINGS AT HIM WITH THE STEEL CHAIR BUT ADV DODGES OUT OF IT!! AND IT WAS ALMOST LIKE HE SENSED SOMETHING WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN!!
HYC: THE MOMENTUM TOOK SCOTT INTO THE CORNER!! AND NOW ADV WITH AN UPPERCUT AND SCOTT DROPS THE CHAIR!! ADV HAMMERING AWAY!! AND NOW STOMPING RIGHT INTO THE INJURED RIBS OF SCOTT DIAMOND!! FORCING SCOTT TO DROP DOWN INTO THE CORNER… BUT ADV DOESN’T LET UP!! STOMP AFTER STOMP AFTER STOMP BEING DELIVERED!!
Stew: AND NOW LOOK AT ADV!! HE’S TAKING THE TAPE OFF!! FULLY EXPOSING THE RIBS OF SCOTT DIAMOND!! AND NOW ADV CONTINUES STOMPING AWAY!! AND YOU CAN SEE A HUGE BLACK AND BLUE WOUND ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF SCOTT’S RIB-CAGE!! IT LOOKS AWFUL!!
HYC: ADV FINALLY EASES UP ON THE STOMPS!!… HE GET’S SCOTT DIAMOND BACK TO HIS FEET AND WHIPS HIM OFF THE ROPES… THE ACE OF SPADES CONNECTS ON SCOTT DIAMOND!! ADV RIDING A HUGE WAVE OF MOMENTUM HERE!! HE GRABS THE STEEL CHAIR AND BRINGS IT INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING…
Stew: HE BRINGS SCOTT TO HIS FEET AND DRAGS HIM RIGHT OVER TO THE STEEL CHAIR… KICK TO THE GUT… HE HOOKS ONE ARM… AND NOW BOTH… HE DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH THE LAST STAND!! IT CONNECTS RIGHT INTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!… AND LOOK CHICO!! SCOTT DIAMOND BEGINNING TO DRIP BLOOD FROM HIS FOREHEAD!! HE’S BEEN BUSTED OPEN!! ADV IS THE VICTOR OF THE FIRST FALL!!
Ring Announcer: The winner of the first fall… ALEXXXXANDDDERRRRRRRR DAAAAAA VINCCCCIIIIIII!!
HYC: AND THIS PUTS ADV AT A HUGE ADVANTAGE BECAUSE IF HE CAN WIN THIS FALL!! HE’S THE NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! This fall contested under the Last Man Standing stipulation which means you must keep your opponent down so that he is unable to answer the count of ten.
Stew: ADV QUICKLY PULLING SCOTT DIAMOND BACK TO HIS FEET… AGAIN… BUT SCOTT WITH A LOW BLOW!! A LOW BLOW BRINGING ADV DOWN TO HIS KNEES!! AND NOW SCOTT CONNECTS WITH THE POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK!! THAT DEADLY KICK DELIVERED TO ALEXANDER DA VINCI!! AND NOW SCOTT DEMANDS THAT THE REFEREE MAKE THE COUNT!!
ONEE!!….. TWOO!!….. THREEEE!!…… ADV STARTING TO STIR…..FOURRR!!….. FIVEEE!! BUT ADV MAKES IT BACK TO A VERTICAL BASE STOPPING THE COUNT!!
HYC: Scott looking under the ring, trying to find some sort of weapon that he could use… AND HE PULLS OUT A LEAD PIPE!! AND THAT PIPE HAS BEEN A STAPLE OF SCOTT OVER THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS!! HE’S USED IT MULTIPLE TIMES TO ATTACK ALEXANDER DA VINCI!! AND NOW HE BRINGS IT INTO THE RING WITH HIM!!
Stew: Blood continues to drop down the face of Scott Diamond… he brings the pipe into the ring with him… HE SWINGS AND HITS ADV IN THE LEG WITH IT!! ADV DOWN ONTO ONE KNEE… SCOTT SWINGS IT AGAIN AND HE DRIVES IT INTO THE HEAD OF—NO!! ADV BLOCKS IT!! ADV TRYING TO HOLD BACK SCOTT DIAMOND!! TRYING TO MAKE IT BACK TO HIS FEET… HE THRUSTS HIS BOOT INTO THE RIBS OF SCOTT DIAMOND!
HYC: SCOTT TRIES AGAIN WITH THE LEAD PIPE BUT ADV DUCKS UNDER IT!! HE DUCKS UNDER IT AND GRABS THE ARMS OF SCOTT DIAMOND!! THE HEAD AND SHOULDERS!! THE HEAD AND SHOULDERS FULL NELSON IS APPLIED!! AND A ROPE BREAK WILL NOT HELP SCOTT DIAMOND!! HE CAN’T TAP OUT EITHER!! HE’S BASICALLY STUCK IN THIS HOLD NOW!!
Stew: THIS ISN’T GOOD FOR SCOTT!! HE’A ALREADY LOST A GREAT DEAL OF BLOOD!! ADV PUTTING AS MUCH PRESSURE AS HE POSSIBLY CAN INTO THIS! HE’S TRYING TO WEAKEN HIS OPPONENT!! TRYING TO MAKE HIM SUFFER!!
HYC: GOOD!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT SCOTT DIAMOND DESERVES!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HE SHOULD GET!! SCOTT ONTO HIS KNEES NOW!! HE MAY BE OUT OF IT!! ADV LETS HIM GO AS THE REFEREE BEGINS THE COUNT!!
ONEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!… FOURRR!!… FIVEEE!! ADV IS HALF WAY TO BECOMING THE NEW CHAMP!! BUT SCOTT STARTING TO GET UP!! SIXXXX!!… SEVV—HE’S UP!!
Stew: ADV is going to have to do more than that if he wants to keep the Answers World Champion down for a ten count… Alexander Da Vinci now out of the ring to look for a weapon of his own… He lifts up the ring apron… AND OH NO!! THE EQUALIZER!! ALEXANDER DA VINCI PULLS OUT THE SLEDGEHAMMER!!
HYC: And we were talking about the lead pipe being a staple of Scott Diamond… THAT SLEDGEHAMMER HAS SYMBOLIZED ALEXANDER DA VINCI FOR A LONG TIME NOW!! THE DAMAGE HE’S DONE WITH IT!! AND SCOTT DIAMOND IS ABOUT TO BECOME ANOTHER VICTIM!! ADV LIFTS UP THE SLEDGE… BUT SCOTT QUICKLY OUT OF THE RING!! HE SAW IT COMING!!…
Stew: Scott is in complete panic mode here! Alexander Da Vinci still has the sledgehammer in his hands!! AND HERE COMES ALEXANDER DA VINCI!! BUT SCOTT QUICKLY ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING AND PICKS UP HIS SIGNATURE LEAD PIPE!! BOTH MEN EQUPPIED!! ARMED AND READY!! ADV ENTERS THE RING!!… BOTH MEN STAND TOE TO TOE… WITH WEAPONS IN HAND!!
HYC: BUT SCOTT WITH A CHEAP KICK INTO ALEXANDER DA VINCI!! AND NOW THE SHOT TO THE HEAD WITH THE LEAD PIPE!! IT CONNECTS!! AND THAT SHOT BUSTED HIM WIDE OPEN!! ADV DOWN!! HIS BODY FALLS LIMP!! THIS COULD BE IT STEW!! CAN ADV ANSWER THE COUNT OF TEN?!?!
ONEEEE!!….. TWOOOOO!!….. THREEEE!!….. FOURR!!…. FIVEEEEEE!!… ADV YET TO MOVE!! SIXXXXX….. SEVENNN…. EIGHT—BUT ADV PULLS HIMSELF UP USING THE ROPES!!
Stew: SCOTT GRABS ADV… BUT ADV WITH A LOW BLOW!! A LOW BLOW!! A LITTLE RETRIBUTION FROM EARILER!! ADV NOW STUMBLES HIS WAY OVER TO HIS SLEDGEHAMMER… HE GRIPS IT…. AND WHAM!! RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES OF SCOTT DIAMOND!! MY GOD!! SCOTT’S BODY DROPS LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES!! A VICOUS, VILE, DESTRUCTIVE SHOT BY THAT SLEDGEHAMMER!! ADV SIGNALS FOR THE REFEREE TO COUNT!!
ONEEEEE!!….. TWOOOOOO!!….. THREEEEEE!!….. FOURRRRRRRR!!….FIVEEEEEE!!….. SIXXX!!… SEVENNNN!!… SCOTT STARTING TO SHOW SIGNS OF LIFE BUT HAS THE DAMAGE BEEN DONE??!?! EIGHTTTTTTT!!….. NINEEEEEEEEEE…. TEE—NO!! SCOTT DIAMOND UP!! SCOTT DIAMOND IS UP TO HIS FEET!!
HYC: ADV RUSHES AT SCOTT… BUT RIGHT INTO ANOTHER POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK!! ANOTHER ONE DELIVERED TO ALEXANDER DA VINCI!! ADV’S BODY TWISTS AROUND AND HITS THE CANVAS!! AND ONCE AGAIN THE REFEREE BEGINS TO COUNT!!
ONEEEEEEEE!!….. TWOOOO!!…… THREEEEEEEEEEEE!!….. FOURRRRRRRRR!!… FIVEEEEEEE!!….. SIXXXXXXX!!…… SEVENNNNNN!!…… ADV LIFTS HIS ARM UP AND GETS IT ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF UP!! EIGHTTTTTT!!….. NINEEEEEEEEEE!! HE’S UP!! HE’S UP AT A COUNT OF NINE!!
Stew: ADV spits a bloody tooth out of his mouth, showing the battle wounds… but he isn’t going to give up!! He is going to keep on fighting!! Scott screams at him to stay down!! AND IN RESPONSE ADV TELLS SCOTT THAT HE CAN SUCK IT!!… SCOTT IRATE NOW RUSHES AT ADV BUT RUNS INTO A HIGH KNEE TAKING SCOTT DOWN!!
HYC: SCOTT STUMBLES BACK TO HIS FEET…. AND ANOTHER HIGH KNEE FROM ALEXANDER DA VINCI!! AND SCOTT FALLS OVER TO THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE OUTSIDE!! THIS ONE SPILLING TO THE OUTSIDE YET AGAIN!! SCOTT DIAMOND AGAIN MAKING IT BACK TO HIS FEET… AVD GRABS HIM AND TOSSES HIM INTO THE RING STEPS!! SCOTT GOES FLIPPING OVER THOSE STEEL RING STEPS!!
Stew: The ref starts to count… but its waved off as ADV brings Scott back to his feet…. AND LOOK OUT CHICO!! HERE THEY COME!!! ALEXANDER DA VINCI TAKING APART OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE HERE!! ADV PULLS SCOTT UP TO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE….. AND A KICK IN THE GUT…. THE LAST STAND IS ON ITS WAY!!! NO!! SCOTT SLIDES OFF OF THE TABLE!! SAVING HIMSELF!! AND NOW HE SWEEPS THE LEG OF ALEXANDER DA VINCI WHO FALLS BACK FIRST ONTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!
HYC: SCOTT DRAGS ADV OFF OF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE… HE PUTS HIM BETWEEN HIS LEGS… HE LIFTS HIM UP…. AND OH MY GOD!! COLD HARD JUSTICE DELIVERED ONTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!! WHAT A DEVASTATING IMPACT DELIVERED!! AND NOW THE COUNT TO TEN BEGINS ONCE AGAIN…!!
ONEEEEEE!!….. TWOOOO!!….. THREEEEE!!….. FOURRRRRRRR!!….. FIVEEEEEEEE!!….. SIXXXXX!!…… SEVENNNNNN!!….. EIGHTTTTTTT!!….. NINEEEEEEEE!!….. ADV YET TO MOVE A SINGLE MUSCLE!! TENNNNNNN!!!!
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner of the second fall…… SCOTTTTTTTTTTT DIAAAAMOONDDDDDD!!!
Stew: AND SCOTT DIAMOND HAS WON THE SECOND FALL!! AND NOW IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS… THE THIRD FALL… SUDDEN DEATH… THE NEXT FALL TAKES IT ALL!! AND LOOK AT SCOTT DIAMOND!! CALLING FOR THEM TO BRING DOWN THE STRETCHER!! AND HERE IT COMES!! PERSONNEL BRINGING DOWN THE STRETCHER!! AND TAKE A LOOK AT IT FOLKS!! SOMEONE IS GOING TO HAVE TO BE CARTED OUT ON A STRETCHR TO WIN THE MATCH!!
HYC: You have to push the stretcher with your opponent on it, past the marked line on the top of the stage… AND NOW LOOK AT SCOTT!! PULLING ADV OUT OF THE DEBRIS!! AND HE PUTS HIM ONTO THAT STRETCHER!! AND NOW HE BEGINS PUSHING IT!! SCOTT DIAMOND IS VERY WEAK!! HE’S LOST TONS OF BLOOD!! AND I DON’T KNOW IF HE HAS THE ENERGY TO PUSH THAT STRETCHER!!
Stew: HE MAKES IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THE RAMP!! BUT NOW THE REAL CHALLENGE COMES INTO PLAY AS SCOTT HAS TO PUSH THE STRETCHER UP THAT INCLINE!! BUT LOOK!! ADV COMING TO!! HE KNOWS THAT HE’S IN TROUBLE AND BEGINS FIRING SHOTS INTO THE FACE OF SCOTT!! AND ADV ROLLS HIMSELF OFF OF THE STRETCHER!!
HYC: AND NOW LOOK AT SCOTT!! HE TRIES TO RAM THE STRETCHER INTO ADV BUT HE SIDESTEPS IT!! AND LOU THESZ PRESS!! FOLLOWED BY A SERIES OF PUNCHES TO THE HEAD OPENING UP THE WOUND ON SCOTT DIAMOND EVEN MORE!! SCOTT DIAMOND LEAVING A POOL OF BLOOD EVERYWHERE!! HIS ENTIRE FACE IS BLOODY RED!! SORRY FOR BEING A BIT GRAPHIC FOLKS BUT I’M JUST CALLING IT LIKE I SEE IT!!
Stew: ADV goes searching for that sledgehammer that he used before in the match… He grabs it!… HE GRIPS IT IN HIS HAND AND IS THIS HOW IT’S GOING TO END?!?! WILL THIS BE SCOTT DIAMOND’S SWAN SONG HERE TONIGHT!?!?! ALEXANDER DA VINCI DRIVES THE SLEDGEHAMMER DOWN BUT SCOTT MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! AND THIS CAUSES ADV TO HIT THE STAGE WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER!! THE IMPACT RIDING UP ADV’S ENTIRE BODY SENDING SHOCKWAVES ALL THROUGHOUT!! SCOTT NOW DARTS AT HIM… BUT ALEXANDER DA VINCI WITH A SPINNING SPINEBUSTER!! SCOTT SPINE FIRST INTO THE STEEL!!
HYC: ADV NOW GRABS THE STRETCHER… HE PLACES SCOTT DIAMOND OVER IT… AND HE BEGINS PUSHING IT!! SCOTT DIAMOND HASN’T MOVED YET!!… WILL ALEXANDER DA VINCI REACH THE HOLY LAND AGAIN!! WILL HE RECLAIM THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!! JUST A FOOT AWAY!! BUT SCOTT TRIES TO KICK ADV AWAY!! HE NUDGES ADV TO LET GO OF THE STRETCHER!! BUT NOW THE STRETCHER BEGINS TO SLIDE DOWN THE RAMP!!
Stew: THE STRETCHER IS ABOUT TO CRASH INTO THE RING!! WITH SCOTT DIAMOND ON IT!!—BUT SCOTT DIAMOND QUICKLY SLIDES OFF OF IT!! SAVING HIMSELF FROM DISASTER!! SCOTT NEAR THE BOTTOM OF THE RAMP!! ADV AT THE TOP!! SCOTT DIAMOND CAN BARELY STAND BUT HE’S MAKING HIS WAY OVER TO THE TOP OF THE RAMP TO MEET ALEXANDER DA VINCI…!!
HYC: SCOTT GOES FOR A RIGHT HAND BUT MISSES WILDLY… AND ALEXANDER DA VINCI CONNECTS WITH A PILEDRIVER!! AN OLD-SCHOOL PILEDRIVER!! AND THAT MIGHT BE IT FOLKS!! WHENEVER YOU GET DRIVEN HEAD FIRST INTO STEEL… THE STEEL IS ALWAYS GOING TO WIN!! BUT NOW ALEXANDER DA VINCI HAS THE TASK OF BRINGING THAT STRETCHER UP TO THE TOP OF THE RAMP NOW!!
Stew: ADV groggy all the way down the ramp… but he gets the stretcher! And look at this, ADV basically just leaning on the stretcher to push it up the ramp… both men’s bodies are battered and bruised!! ADV TRYING TO PUT SCOTT ONTO THE STRETCHER BUT HE’S FIGHTING!! SENDING A FEW ELBOWS INTO THE MID-SECTION OF ALEXANDER DA VINCI!! AND NOW HE BASHES HIS HEAD INTO THE STRETCHER!! AND NOW WHAT’S SCOTT DOING?!?!
HYC: HE HAS HIM IN POSITION FOR COLD HARD JUSTICE!! BUT ALEXANDER DA VINCI WITH A BACK BODY DROP!! A BACK BODY DROP RIGHT ONTO THE STEEL GRATES!! AND NOW HE GETS SCOTT BACK TO HIS FEET… HE PUTS HIM INBETWEEN HIS LEGS LOOKING FOR THE LAST STAND!! BUT LOOK!! SCOTT DIAMOND GRABBING THE SLEDGEHAMMER!! SCOTT QUICKLY GRABS THE SLEDGEHAMMER… ADV HAS ONE ARMED HOOKED… BUT SCOTT SWINGS THE SLEDGEHAMMER AROUND AND IT JUST GRAZES THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD!! HE LET’S GO OF HIM AND NOW SCOTT WITH ANOTHER SHOT BY THE SLEDGEHAMMER RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!!
Stew: ADV FALLS AND HE DRAPES HIMSELF OVER THE STRETCHER!! ALL SCOTT DIAMOND HAS TO DO IS PUSH IT!! AND YES!! HE PUSHES THE STRETCHER OVER THE WHITE LINE!! MY GOD ITS OVER!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner of the third fall…. AND STILL THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!….. SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DIAMMMMMOOOONDDD!!!
HYC: It’s over… THANK GOD it’s over. In all my years… I don’t think I’ve EVER seen anything like what I’ve just witnessed… it was downright brutal!!
Stew: We knew it wasn’t going to be pretty, we knew it wasn’t going to be for the weak at heart, but what we witnessed tonight was unbelievable… BOTH MEN went all out, they held nothing back… they put on an exhibition out there tonight.
HYC: I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I believe I’ve found a new respect for Scott Diamond here tonight… He went out there, hurt… Went through hell and back… but still was able to retain his Answers World Championship.
(EMT’s begin carting off Alexander Da Vinci as they now begin to check on Scott Diamond)
Stew: Both men went through hell and back Chico… and it was all for the Answers World Championship, I mean there is no telling what kind of injuries these men could have from competing in this match.
HYC: Well ladies and gentlemen, this was a spectacular event and we are so glad that you were able to join us here tonight!… New champions were crowned, and as we just saw… some people did whatever it took to retain their titles… join us next week on Dynasty as we bring you all the fall-out from an unforgettable Reckless Wiring!
(Scott Diamond is shown being helped to the back by referees and medical personnel as the camera fades to black)
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