( EAW Intro plays )
( Ozzy Osbourne’s “Let Me Hear You Scream” begins playing, as a recap video airs for each rivalry, from the SG1 vs Christy Rivalry to the Cyclone vs ADV rivalry to the Heart Break Boy vs Mr. DEDEDE rivalry. All of the matches on the card are showcased, giving follow-ups on the feuds and altercations heading into Reckless Wiring )
( The Camera fades to the inside of the arena, where the crowd is screaming and cheering to “Let Me Hear You Scream” as loud as they possibly can )
… ( Suddenly, every light and song in the arena is shut off, intereior and exterior, other than the Titantron )
( The camera fades to a helicopter view right above the city of Newark, New Jersey )
( The lights of the city are seen, as the view begins flying over the Prudential Center ) ..
( The camera zooms in slowly closer to the Prudential Center, but the camera zooms through the walls and a view of the arena basement is shown, where a robed man is holding two wire plugs together )
Robed Man: The fate of these Extremists… were in your hands…
( The robed man connects the two wire plugs ) ..
( “Beautiful Lasers (2 Ways)” By Lupe Fiasco begins playing, as a row of pyro shoots up from the ramp, and hundreds of Lasers start beaming across the arena. As each “Laser” hits a spot, a massive pyro explosion shoots up, giving a display of colour-filled fireworks for the crowd ) ..
WWEFan: THE SHOW GOES ON!! WE’RE HERE! WE’RE HERE AT RECKLESS WIRING! One of the most, in my view ANTICIPATED FPV’s that EAW is ever going to have!!
Jaywalker: And I stand behind that statement 100 %, this is truly the CLIMAX of it all, as Climatic as things are going to get on Dynasty! You name it, and its gonna happen! Scores will be settled, rivalries will end, resolutions will come and LEGACIES will go! And blessed to call it all is MONEY COMMENTARY, Jaywalker and WWEFan!
WWEFan: You guys know the card! You know the gameplan! You know some of what to expect, but I dont think ANY of us will be able to predict it all tonight!
Jaywalker: And this is just in, tonight we’re going to be hosting a live appearance from KEVIN DEVASTATION! And theres been alot of circulation at what might be Kevin’s role at Reckless Wiring. Now thanks to the wise judgment of the EAW Fans (smirk2), im gonna be refereeing the EAW Championship Match.. but now that KD isn’t, he said he’s got something important to say.
WWEFan: But until then the night of action starts now! …
(Camera fades into the ring area)
(Dubian Devan Music hits as he comes out running inside the ring)
Ring Announcer: The following match is for the ELITE CHAMPIOOOONSSSHHIPPP and it’s set for one FALL!… Entering first from Dubai, United Arab Emirates, and weighing at 176 POOOUNDSSS!!!… DUUBBBIIIANNN DEVANNN!!!
WWEFan: Well the fans have spoken! And they voted for the highflying Devan to fight for the Elite Championship and this should be one epic battle in the making!!
Jaywalker: Please… This guy weighs 176 pounds? Jason has this match in the bag…
WWEFan: Never underestimate athleticism, Jay… One of the many reasons why you almost lost to Starr at Pain For Pride last year.
Jaywalker: Ha! You’re funny, Fan… ALMOST funny as your EAW Hardcore Undisputed Championship reign.
(Jason Cage Music hits and he comes out with the Elite Championship over his shoulders staring down Dubian as he makes his way to the ring)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada and weighing at 240 POOOUNDDSS!! HE IS THE ELITE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!! JASSOONNN CAGGGEEEE!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
WWEFan: The bell has sounded and this match between the highflyer Dubian and the Technical Elite Champion, Jason Cage is underway!… Both men have a little stare down but then lockup with each other afterwards… Jason gets the better of the two and tosses Dubian into the turnbuckles and starts mounting shots to the SKULL of Dubian!
Jaywalker: Dubian is helpless after Jason keeps on pounding away but the referee steps in between the two because remember folks; this is an Elite Championship match! And with actual rules in this match… The referee pulls Jason off of him and Dubian climbs on the turnbuckle as he’s being pulls away AND HE LEAPS OFF WITH THE ROUNDHOUSE FLYING KICK!!!
WWEFan: Already, Dubian is showcasing those highflying maneuvers! And he CHARGES forward as Jason and hits a running DDT!!! And knocking Jason right onto the mat!!… Dubian is very fast, maybe the fastest extremists in EAW as he starts to pump up the crowd… Next he jumps right back on top of those turnbuckles and he’s going for a crossbody!!
Jaywalker: BUT JASON CATCHES HIM IN MIDAIR AND HITS A POWERSLAM ONTO THE MAT!!… Dubian maybe the fastest but the Elite Champion has some speed of his on as you can see there and now he pulls Dubian back up and starts chopping him in that little chest of his then Irish whips him off the ropes and hits a HIGH KNEE RIGHT INTO HIS FACE!!!…
WWEFan: Dubian is down and out after that huge high knee and now Jason pulls Dubian toward the ring ropes and he starts wrapping his arms over the ropes and then stepping on Dubian and pressing his neck into the ring ropes but the referee tells him to stop after a short second…
Jaywalker: Jason pulls Dubian back up onto his feet and he starts applying a sleeper hold onto him! And it looks like Devan is getting a bit sleepy and maybe he needs it after all that highflying!…
WWEFan: You spoke too soon, Jay! Devan is beginning to fight back! And he bounces Jason off of him and leading him into those ring ropes and as he comes back, Devan with a HIGH DROPKICK ONTO JASON!! THEN HE GOES FOR A SPINNING ENZIGURI!!! AND IT CONNECTS!!!… DEVAN GOES FOR A QUICK COVER!!!
Jaywalker: Jason kicks out!… Man, maybe I did underestimate Devan, his speed is incredible and now he starts mounting shots onto Jason as he gets back up onto his feet but with a STRONG push! Jason knocks Dubian back to the opposite side of the ring!… THEN HE CHARGES UP BUT DEVAN QUICKLY LEAPS UP FOR THE HURRICANRANA AND JASON GOES FLYING ON THE MAT!!..
WWEFan: Devan is giving it to the Elite Champion right now! But Jason is starting to become a bit angry as he gets back onto his feet after a short second and CHARGES AGAIN!! And this time he’s able to hit a HUGE CLOTHESLINE!!!… Then he grabs Devan back up onto his feet and hits a Vertical Suplex onto the mat!! And heres a cover from Jason Cage…
Jaywalker: But Devan is able to kick out!… Jason brings Devan back up once again and scoopslams him onto the mat and heads up the top turnbuckle himself!! Jason is able to show Devan how a REAL man flies as he’s going for the MODERN REVOLUTION!! FLYING HEADBUTT!!!… AND HE CONNEC—NO!!! DEVAN IS ABLE TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AND JASON CRASHES ON THE MAT!!!…
WWEFan: That was a smooth move by Devan and now he’s back up and on the advantage and he’s awaiting for Jason to get back on his feet and he’s going for a running WHEEL KICK!! AND IT CONNECTS!!.. Jason is back on the mat once again and thanks to the speedy, Devan… And he’s heading back onto those top turnbuckles again!!…
Jaywalker: But wait! Jason gets back up quickly right before Devan can even get on the turnbuckles and Jason hits an INVERTED NECKBREAKER RIGHT ONTO THE MAT!!!
WWEFan: Jason doesn’t stop at that; he brings Devan up for THREE GERMAN SUPLEX’S!!! AND HE HITS ONE!!!… THEN TWOOO!!! AND HE HI— NO!! DEVAN IS HOLDS ON TO THE RING ROPES AND HE SLINGS HIS HEAD BACK COLLIDING WITH JASON’S FACE!!…
Jaywalker: He forces Jason to let go and Devan leaps up and turns around with a FLYING HEADBUTT RIGHT ONTO JASON AND KNOCKING HIM BACK ON THE MAT!!!… Devan then continues to go back onto the turnbuckles like he was originally about to do and he’s going for a MOONSAULT!! AND IT CONNECTS JUST AS JASON GETS UP!!!… AND DEVAN COVERS HIM!!!
WWEFan: But Jason kicks out again!… Devan is losing breath now as he pulls him back up and then swings him into the ring ropes then kicks him right in the gut!! And he’s going for the SCISSORS KICK NOW!!! BUT WAIT!!! JASON IS ABLE TO GET UP IN TIME TO CATCH DEVAN AND HE PULLS HIM RIGHT INTO THE SPINEBUSTER!!! AND THEN HE CONTINUES WITH THE SHARPSHOOTER!! HE HAS THE SHARPSHOOTER LOCKED IN TIGHTLY!!!…
Jaywalker: Devan has nowhere to go and but he can try and get to those ropes to break it up since this is an Elite Championship match!.. He’s trying to crawl to those ropes but Jason is just too much stronger than him to move toward those ring ropes!!..
WWEFan: He’s trying though, Jay! The feisty young highflyer is trying his hardest to get to those ropes and with every ouch of energy he has left, he’s able to get to those ropes with a huge lift!!.. But Jason pulls him back and uses a forearm and plants it right on Devan’s chest… Then he brings him back onto his feet and hits a European Uppercut and knocking him right back down!!
Jaywalker: Jason goes for a quick cover!!..
Jaywalker: Devan is able to get a shoulder up!… and now Jason sets back up and grabs Devan back and Irish whips him then tries to toss him over his shoulders but Dubian leaps up and SWINGS his feet and smacks Jason right in the face mid air!! AMAZING!!…
WWEFan: Jason doesn’t fall onto the mat though but he’s holding his jaw in agony as Devan bounces himself off the ropes and kicks Jason from behind where he runs into those turnbuckles and Devan rushes behind him and rolls him up for a quick pin!! HE MAY HAVE HIM!!!
Jaywalker: WAIT!!! JASON IS ABLE TO REVERSE THE ROLL UP INTO THE BOSTON CRAB!!! THE BOSTON CRAB IS LOCKED IN ON DEVAN!!!… NO!!!… DEVAN IS ABLE TO COUNTER NOW AND HE ROLLS JASON AROUND INTO ANOTHER PIN!!! ONE!!! TWO!! BUT JASON VASTLY KICKS OUT…
WWEFan: Close call for Jason right there, he almost had him!!… and Devan gets right back up and tries to swing Jason onto the ring ropes but Jason reverses and ends up swinging him into the turnbuckles but DEVAN LEAPS ONTO THOSE TURNBUCKLES AND IS ABLE TO HIT THE WHISPER IN THE MIND RIGHT ON TOP OF JASON!!!…
Jaywalker: Jason falls back on the mat!!! And Devan gets up and jumps on the ring ropes and hits a 450 FLIPS ONTO HIM AND COVERS!!
WWEFan: Jason is able to kick out again!… Devan is starting to lose all that energy with all these highflying tactics and might be his downfall in this match. He brings Jason back up onto his feet but Jason quickly jumps out of his arms and kicks him in the gut for the SIDESLAM!!! AND NOW JASON HEADS BACK ONTO THOSE TURNBUCKLES FOR THE FLYING HEAD BUTT!!!…
Jaywalker: AND IT CONNECTS AS HE COMES RIGHT ON TOP OF DEVAN!!! AND JASON IS DOING HIS SIGNATURE TAUNT NOW WITH PRESSING HIS THUMB ACROSS HIS NECK AND SEIZING DEVAN UP FOR THE CRIPPLER CROSS FACE!!!
WWEFan: HE’S ABOUT TO LOCK IN THAT DEADLY FINISHER MOVE BUT DEVAN IS QUICKLY AWARE AND HE LEAPS UP TO DROPKICK JASON RIGHT IN THE FACE BUT JASON CATCHES HIS LEGS AND THEN HE PULLS THEM FORWARD AS DEVAN GOES FLYING INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!! THEN HE BOUNCES OFF RIGHT INTO THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE BY JASON CAGE!!!
Jaywalker: AND DEVAN HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP OUT!!! HE TAPS OUT!!! JASON IS VICTORIOUS!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
(Jason Cage Music hits as he gets up to celebrate with his championship)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner of the match and STILLL ELITE CHAMPIONNN… JASON CAGGEEE!!!
WWEFan: Very decent match enjoyed and in the end, Jason still shows the world why he’s the very Elite Champion that he is!!
Jaywalker: I already called it before the match; no man weighing at 176 pounds is going to defeat an Elite guy like Jason Cage… But I’ll give it to Devan, he showed heart out here tonight and maybe soon we will see him once again in another huge match like he had today.
( Camera fades backstage to SG1, alone in her lockerroom facing the camera )
SG1: Alright Christy Cruise…. tonight’s the night, doll. And it’s funny, because you thought that by one of your manipulative, slutty little performances, somehow you could FRAME me and turn SG3 against eachother, am I right?? Well I– ( SG2 walks into the room, with an angry look on his face as he stares down SG1 )
SG1: Oh… hey babe…
SG2: Dont “hey babe” me. So what, you thought that you could just MAKE MATCHES and team us up, even after that stupid little stunt you pulled that was EXPOSED by Drake Blake??
SG2: And you thought that you could just arrange things and ASSUME its all gonna boil over, after something like that?!?
SG1: I understand where you’re coming from, but…
SG2: And you thought that we would just become some sort of item and take on Kelton and Christy like nothing ever happened??
SG2: WELL IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!
SG2: you’re absolutely right 🙂 … ( SG2 and SG1 hug eachother, and share a long kiss as they both face the camera )
SG2: Because you see, when SG1 says that she didn’t do something, she didn’t do it. While you can arrange fake camera angles from months ago ( which i DOUBT you had any authority to find ), to try and frame SG1…. I wanna ask you. Was that REALLY SG1?? Are these tapes REALLY so dirty and grimey?? Or were these tapes… just… a little FAVOR asked by an old friend, in an attempt to manipulate little stupid Christy Cruise?? 🙂
SG1: I think it was the latter. SG3 were NEVER conflicted. WE SENT you that little tape, Christy. And it was to prove that we’re stronger than you. That you’ve been wrapped around our finger from day one.
SG2: And that you’ve NEVER had any one-ups over us. And the SAME goes for you, Kelton.
SG1: And after Reckless Wiring, its back to being the wench named Cinderella, who’s foot just couldn’t fit the glass shoe. And Keltons going to go back to rotting on the lowcard, while SG2 achieves his DREAM, and goes on to win the Grand Rampage…..
( The camera cuts to black )
(Promo Package airs showcasing the few months’ rivalry between Eddie Mack and Vic Vendetta)
(Promo ends with both men facing each other face to face as the camera fades back into the ring area)
Ring Announcer: The following match is set for one fall! And the stipulations of this match is that Eddie Mack is banned from using all finishers that includes Immackulate, The 3 Pointers and The Pain of Game!…
(Vic Vendetta Music Hits as he comes down with a very determined look on his face)
Ring Announcer: And entering first from Orlando, Florida and weighing at 230 POOOOUNDSS!!!… VIC VENDETTTTTAAA!!!
WWEFan: For those who might have been lost in this feud, it all started off when Vic Vendetta hired some white man to stab Eddie Mack in the back and ever since then, these two have been going neck and neck down each other throats!
Jaywalker: eww Fan, now that’s just disgusting… We don’t want to hear them putting stuff down each other throats.
WWEFan: You and your dirty mind, Jay (NO)… You know what I meant, just call the damn match!!!
Jaywalker: Hey! You better lower your tone down when you’re talking to me like that before I slap the maracas out of your ass.
(Eddie Mack Music Hits as he comes storming out)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Melborne, AUSTRALIAAAAAA and weighing at 250 POOOOUNDDSS… EDDDIIIEEEE MACKKKKKKK!!!
WWEFan: Both men look ready to go as the timekeeper is about to ring the bell…
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
WWEFan: And we’re off! This heated rivalry may come to an end tonight but the question is, who will be the last man standing out of all of this? Vic Vendetta surely has the advantage since Eddie Mack cannot use any of his finishing moves as he’s smirking across the ring with Eddie Mack hesitating and thinking what should he do first…
Jaywalker: Eddie shouldn’t even be thinking, he should have already been prepared for this! He put it on himself for being racist the last couple of weeks…
WWEFan: But look now! Eddie Mack charges up to Vic Vendetta and tackles down onto the mat!! Now he begins hammering down shots to Vic’s face as he’s down on the mat!! Eddie Mack can’t control himself he’s going full speed with those shots!… But he suddenly stops and grabs Vic up by his dreads and then he goes for the INVERTED DDT!
Jaywalker: Vic pushes off though! And Eddie bounces off the ropes then comes back and meets with a DROPKICK right in the face from Vendetta!… Eddie Mack gets back up onto his feet quickly though and he charges up into Vic but he turns right into an arm bar from Vic!… Eddie lands on the other side of the ring as now Vic charges and SPEARS HIM DOWN ONTO THE GROUND!…
WWEFan: Vic starts smiling as he gets up after that spear to Eddie, and now he grabs Mack up and Irish whips him into the ropes and hits a POWERSLAM OFF THE ROPES!! And here goes out first cover!
Jaywalker: But Mack is able to get a shoulder up!… Vic doesn’t wait for Mack to get back upon his feet so he continues to stay on him by stomping his every body part but then Eddie tries to stand up on his feet but Vic backs up and goes for a huge CLOTHESLINE WHICH CONNECTS! AND MAKING EDDIE ROLL RIGHT OUTSIDE OF THE RING…
WWEFan: Vendetta has been controlling this match so far and he heads outside of the ring slowly then lifts Mack up and tries to SWING him into those steel steps but Mack REVERSES! And he turns Vendetta the other way as Vic’s right arm collides into the ring post!!
Jaywalker: Good sign for Eddie Mack, maybe he can pull this off! But it’s too early to think of it as he brings Vic back up into the ring and goes back onto that right arm which he collided with into the ring post! And he grabs that right arm and starts applying pressure to it by pulling! Vic has his hand out and looks in major pain!
WWEFan: But, Vic suddenly gets on one knee and starts using his elbows to get himself out of this predicament and he hits elbow shots right into the gut of Eddie Mack then bounces off the ropes as he lets go and goes for a FLYING FOREARM SMASH! BUT EDDIE MACK COUNTERS INTO A JAWBREAKER!!! JAW BREAKER CONNECTING ONTO VIC!!! AND HE COVERS HIM!!
Jaywalker: Vic is able to kick out of this one! And Eddie Mack doesn’t hesitate this time; he quickly goes up onto those top turnbuckles!! And he’s going for the SLINGSHOT SPLASH!! BUT VIC HURRIES OVER TO THE RING ROPES AND CAUSING EDDIE MACK FALL DOWN FROM THE TURNBUCKLES!!… Smart move by Vic as he brings Eddie Mack up once again and hits the BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ONTO THE MAT!!
WWEFan: Eddie Mack is down and out on the mat now but Vic doesn’t go for the cover, instead he makes his way outside of the ring and grabs a steel chair! He’s looking to cause some MAJOR damage in this match as he rolls inside of the ring and he’s about to start hammering shots onto Eddie Mack!
Jaywalker: BUT EDDIE MACK QUICKLY JUMPS UP AND HITS THE PLAY OF THE DAY!!!! … It’s originally known as the Spear as that steel chair goes flying to the other side of the ring!… and Eddie Mack senses that this could be his chance! He heads over to that steel chair and he’s a waiting for Vic Vendetta to get back onto his feet but as he’s about to swing that chair, VIC LEAPS UP AND SUPERKICKS THE CHAIR RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF EDDIE MACK!!!
WWEFan: I think Eddie Mack is busted open after that collision with the chair! And now Vic is back on top with Eddie Mack being knocked cold after that superkick!!… Vic grabs the chair again and he STARTS MOUNTING SHOTS AFTER SHOTS WITH THAT CHAIR ONTO THE BACK OF EDDIE MACK!!!… Mack is helpless as he’s starting to scream in agony!… But Vic stops all of a sudden and brings him up into the POWERBOMB ONTO THE MAT!!! AND HE COVERS HIM!!
ONE!!! TWOO!!! AND…
Jaywalker: But Mack kicks out! After all those chair shots, I’m very surprised he was able to kick out! But look now, Vic is beginning to look frustrated as he brings Mack back up onto his feet and he’s going for another POWERBOMB! This time he has the steel chair centered so he can plant Mack’s back crashing onto it!… BUT MACK IS FIGHTING BACK THIS TIME! AND HE RAKES VIC RIGHT IN THE EYE AND JUMPS DOWN AND GRABS VIC’S INJURYED ARM AND PULLS IT DOWN RIGHT INTO HIS KNEE AS YOU CAN HEAR THAT ARM SNAP!! I THINK EDDIE MACK MIGHT HAVE BROKEN HIS ARM!!!
WWEFan: Amazing counter by Mack! And Vic you can probably hear Vic screaming from another distance ladies and gentlemen, because that arm is now broken! And Mack sights it and quickly goes right back on Vic and starts stomping his right arm right away and trying to cause more damage to it!! Then he steps on the arm and holds it while he grabs the steel chair and he starts HAMMERING SHOTS RIGHT ONTO HIS RIGHT ARM WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!
Jaywalker: Vic can’t help himself out of this!!! I think Mack might have just pulled this one off! No way can Vic win this match with one arm but hey anything is possible in EAW as now Vic looks to be trying to fight back! He’s using his other arm trying to push Mack off of him! But he stops for a moment then HITS A LOW BLOW!!! MACK FALLS ONTO HIS KNEES AFTERWARDS!!! AND VIC QUICKLY HITS THE SHINING WIZARD ONTO EDDIE MACK!!!
WWEFan: VIC’S FEET SMACKS RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF MACK!! AND HE GOES FOR ANOTHER QUICK COVER!!
ONEEE!!! TWOOO!!! AND THR—
WWEFan: Mack kicks out! Even with Vic’s right arm out of the occasion, with his athletic skill, those legs could very well win him this match!…. Vic is holding onto that right arm now and you can tell the pain he is in by looking into his face and it doesn’t look so pretty as he awaits for Mack to get back up onto his feet and he’s about to go for a quick clothesline!!! But MACK COUNTERS INTO A SUPER DDT ONTO THE MAT!!!
Jaywalker: Both men are down now with that huge Super DDT!! But Eddie is slowly moving up and trying to pull himself up by the ring ropes, while Vic is slowly moving up as well… and both men finally get up after a few moments and Mack CHARGES!!! BUT VIC DUCKS UNDER AND MACK GOES FLYING OVER THE RING ROPES AND CRASHING ONTO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!!
WWEFan: That could very well gave Vic the momentum back as he rolls outside of the ring and grabs Mack back up and bounces his head off the edge of the ring!!! And then throws him back inside as he comes back on the top turnbuckle!! AND HE GOES FOR A FLYING DROPKICK!!! BUT MACK STUMBLES BACKWARDS AND TOO FAR AWAY FOR VIC TO KICK HIM!!! BUT WHAT IN THE WORLD!! VIC IS STARTING TO WALK ON THE RING ROPES!!!… AND HE’S WALKING TOWARD THE TURNBUCKLES CLOSER TO EDDIE MACK AND HE HITS THE FLYING DROPKICK ONTO EDDIE MACK!!! WHAT A MOVE BY VIC!
Jaywalker: Well done by him! And Vic pulls Mack right back up and he’s going for the SUPERPLEX NOW!! BUT MACK COUNTERS INTO THE BULLDOG!!! AND VIC’S FACE HITS THE MAT FACE FORWARD… And now Mack pulls Vic up himself and Irish whips him into the turnbuckles and as he goes forward, Vic ducks! And Eddie goes bouncing off the ropes then comes back with the FLYING FOREARM SMASH RIGHT INTO VIC!!! AND NOW HE’S SEIZING HIM UP FOR THE IMMACKULATE?!
WWEFan: He should already know he can’t use his finisher in the match or Vic will automatically win! And he pulls Vic onto his shoulders and the referee is getting ready to signal for the bell!! But wait one second… Vic elbows Eddie Mack into his SKULL! Then he he’s able to reach down for that steel chair and he’s able to poke that steel chair right into the gut of Eddie Mack and forcing him to let go of the Immackulate!!
Jaywalker: What was that for anyways? Doe Eddie Mack not wants to win? But anyways, Vic Vendetta might have saved himself with that steel chair as he gets back onto his feet and finally HITS THAT SUPERPLEX ONTO EDDIE MACK!!! AND HE COVERS HIM!!
ONEE!!! TWOOO!!! AND T—
WWEFan: Mack kicks out once again!!…Vic almost had him there! But now he’s looking to finish this match once and for all as he’s going for the V MARKS THE SPOT AS HE’S SEIZING EDDIE MACK AGAIN!!! AND HE GRABS HIM BUT WAIT!!!… EDDIE MACK COUTNERS AND LIFTS VIC RIGHT BACK ONTO HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE IMMACKULATE!!!
Jaywalker: This should be it right here for Eddie! IF HE HITS THIS MOVE, IT’S ALL DONE FOR HIM!!!… He’s looking around at the crowd and thinking about it right now! He better put Vic down!!!…
WWEFan: BUT WAIT A MINUTE!!! EDDIE MACK SWINGS VIC AROUND FOR THE F-5!!! SHADES OF ASHTEN CROSS!!! HE JUST USED ASHTEN CROSS’ FINISHER ON VIC!! AND HE’S GOING FOR THE COVER!!!
ONEEE!!! TWOOO!!! THREEEE!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
(Eddie Mack music hits as he stumbles up onto his feet with his hands up in the air)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner via pinfall, EDDIEEE MACKKKKKK!!!!
WWEFan: That was crazy! But the rules simply stated that Eddie Mack couldn’t use his finisher but not any one else’s and it was a smart move by his part using Asthen Cross’ finisher.
Jaywalker: Very smart indeed, who would have known that Eddie had a brain after the last few weeks of him playing around with racism!…
WWEFan: Nonetheless, it was a hard fought match by both of these men but in the end, Mack was able to pick up the huge win and get his revenge that he has wanted for a long time!
( Camera fades backstage to Clyde, standing in the interview room with shades on )
Clyde: Bitches and Gents, we’ve got a man.. naw.. THE man to hear from right now. Put yo hands together for the EAW Champion himself, CYYYYCLOOOOOONE!!!
( The audience gives a negative reception as Cyclone pops up into the scene of the camera, carrying his EAW Championship )
Cyclone: Howdy Clyde.. have we buried this little hatchet yet, chap??
Clyde: Consider it buried! And Cyclone while you’re hear, we know dat the fans voted JAYWALKER to be the Guest Referee for tonights match! What are yo comments??
Cyclone: Honestly im shocked. I really expected the fans to vote for Kevin Devastation, just to act out of spite towards me KNOWING that KD would have me screwed. But these fans actually did something right in the long run… to bad they also made a big mistake.
Cyclone: Though Jaywalker has obvious jealousy towards me, being that while I’ve won the EAW Championship twice within a YEAR of being in EAW, Jaywalker spent his ENTIRE CAREER not being good enough for the EAW Championship. And though I’d expect biased judgment, I think Jay knows to stay in his lane and be a good little referee… am I right, Pal?
Jaywalker: What!? This little..
Cyclone: So I wanna THANK YOU, EAW Fans. THANK you for sealing the deal. THANK YOU for sealing ADV’s fate, and making mine a whole lot easier. Because now ADV comes in tonight thinking he’s got what it takes to become the king of the world. But Da Vinci couldn’t make a better Champion in his 3RD YEAR in this business than I have and AM doing in my first. Alexander Da Vinci, Jaywalker, Kevin Devastation. I’m better than all of them…. and im better than EVERYONE in EAW.
Cyclone: EEEEVERYONE in EAW. And when I leave EAW, it’s not gonna be HBB. CM Banks. HRDO. Mr. DEDEDE or Jaywalker considered the Great of All Time… It’s going to be the Modern Day Hero… better yet… the Modern Day Mak, ME. CYCLONE. Got it??
Cyclone: Good… ( Cyclone walks away )
( The camera flashes back inside the ring area where a promo package Airs of the courtesy surrounding SG1 and Christy Cruise for many weeks… Then it moves forward with John Kelton jumping in by Christy’s side and SG2 on SG1’s side then the camera fades back inside the arena)
Ring Announcer: The following match is an Inter-gender tag team match up and it’s scheduled for one fall!!
(John Kelton’s music hits as he comes out with Christy Cruise)
Ring Announcer: And entering first with the combined weight of 330 POUNDSSS…. JONNN KELLTOONNN AND CHRISTTTYY CRUISEEEE!!!
WWEFan: Christy has been through a lot these past months, and she has been humiliated by SG1 but still she’s staying strong and has a chance to redeem herself in this match…
Jaywalker: I don’t really care, and I still think that nothing she can prove will get through the things she has done to get her in EAW.
WWEFan: Well that’s just your opinion, Jay, but in Christy’s mind, she only cares for what she thinks and I bet in that head of hers is thinking about winning and her chance of redemption!
(SG1 and SG2’s music hits as they come out together with their arms together)
Ring Announcer: And their opponents, from California and weighing at a combined weight of 352 POOOUNDSSS… SG2 AND THE EAW VIXENS CHAMPION SG1111111111!!!!
Jaywalker: Ha, you know… SG1 and SG2 walking out together just reminded me of you and Bobby Cash of the old days, Hahaha…
WWEFan: Very funny, Jay (UN) … or maybe I could say the same about you and HBKF…
Jaywalker: Although not very true, but at least she was a girl and don’t get too offense… You surely don’t want me to bring up your relationship with Stereo Raptor.
WWEFan: :$ Just commentate the match, please…
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
WWEFan: Kelton and SG2 are looking to start off this match while Christy Cruise and SG1 are in the opposite corners but both staring each other with a very disturbed look far away… I have to tell ya, I have chills right about now, this is a huge match for everyone! SG2 or Kelton could get the _#28th spot in the Grand Rampage and Christy could get herself a Vixen Title shot any time she wants or SG1 can grab Christy’s contract. This could go either way!…
Jaywalker: Yeah sure is… Let’s just get to the action, where Kelton rushes up on SG2 with a quick small little clothesline and SG2 gets right back up and CHARGES and ends up tackling Kelton right on the mat!!…
WWEFan: Kelton gets back onto his feet quickly afterwards and tries for a spinning heel kick but SG2 catches him with a BIG BOOT RIGHT BEFORE KELTON CAN CONNECT!!.. Kelton is down on the mat after that boot smacked right into his face and SG2 springs him up for a SPINEBUSTER ONTO THE MAT!!! AND IT CONNECTS!!!…
Jaywalker: NOW SG2 LOOKING FOR THE EARLY COVER!!!
WWEFan: But Kelton kicks out!… SG2 is very well control of this confrontation between his former friend and himself as he brings him back onto his feet and Irish whips him into the ring ropes but Kelton comes back and hits a DIVING CLOTHESLINE WHICH KNOCKS SG2 DOWN ON THE MAT!!!…
Jaywalker: And now Kelton is on advantage as he goes right on top of SG2 and starts punching him onto his SKULL…Then he grabs him up for the MILITARY PRESS SLAM WHICH CONNECTS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!…
WWEFan: It looks like Christy Cruise is calling for Kelton to tag her in! She wants to get at SG1 right now and Kelton is about to do it but SG2 KIPS UP QUICKLY AND STARTS LAYING THE SMACKDOWN ON KELTON THEN TOSSING HIM OUT OF THE RING AS THE CROWD BOO’S!…
Jaywalker: AND NOW LOOK! SG2 GOES OVER AND KNOCKS CHRISTY DOWN FROM HER CORNER!! WHAT A SICK MOVE BY SG2!!… SG1 is standing over in the other corner laughing at the fact she’s down on the outside floor now…
WWEFan: SG2 slowly moves outside of the ring to attack Kelton again and he swings him into the steel steps and you can hear those loud steps ramble throughout the entire arena!!… Kelton body is lying on top of those steel steps as SG2 pulls him up and bounces his head right off those steps and denting those steps with Kelton’s head planted in it….
Jaywalker: And now SG2 pulls off those steel steps and he’s about to hammering those steps onto Kelton’s body as he’s laying there defenseless… BUT WAIT ONCE SECOND!!! CHRISTY CRUISE HITS A LOW BLOW ON SG2 AS HE LIFTS THE STEPS IN THE AIR AND SHE JUMPS ON HIS BACK AND STARTS ATTACKING HIM!!!…
WWEFan: SG1 ends up climbing between the ropes and heading up the top turnbuckle and SHE HITS A FLYING MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLES AND CRASHING DOWN ONTO KELTON, SG2 AND CHRISTY ALL AT ONCE!!!… WHAT A MOVE BY OUR VIXENS CHAMPION!!!…
Jaywalker: SG1 pulls Christy up by her hair and swings her back into the ring post!! OUCH!! YOU CAN HEAR CHRISTY’S BACK SMACKING RIGHT ON THAT RING POST!!… SG1 now pulls something out from under the ring and its some brass knuckles!!! SG1 has brass knuckles and she’s about to knock the living hell out of Christy with those brass knuckles but here comes Kelton! HE GRABS SG1’S ARM BUT SG2 RUSHES UP FROM BEHIND AND GRABS KELTON’S ARM AND HOLDING HIM BACK THEN SG1 QUICKLY SWINGS HER FIST ACROSS KELTON’S FACE WITH THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES AND KELTON IS OUT AS SHE CONTINUES TO SWING SHOT AFTER SHOT!!…
WWEFan: I think Kelton is out of it now! SG2 throws him down as Cruise gets back up after sensing what has happened then rolls inside of the ring but Kelton is still the legal man in the match!… SG1 and SG2 then slide in the ring and Christy is all alone by herself now!… WHAT IS SHE GOING TO DO!?!
Jaywalker: Well looks like she’s going straight for SG1! SHE TACKLES SG1 DOWN ON THE MAT!! BUT SG2 QUICKLY PULLS HER OFF THEN GRABS CHRISTY BY THE ARMS THIS TIME AS SG1 RECOVERS WITH THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES IN HER HAND!!… SG1 IS ABOUT TO KNOCK THE LIGHTS OUT OF CHRISTY AS SHE DID KELTON!!! AND SHE SWINGS HER FIST AND IT CONNECTS!!! BUT WAIT!!!… IT CONNECTS ONTO SG2!!! CHRISTY ENDED UP PULLING HER LEG BACK AND HITTING ANOTHER LOW BLOW ON SG2 WHICH CAUSED FOR HER TO DUCK OUT OF THE WAY!!!…
WWEFan: GREAT MOVE BY CHRISTY!!! AND NOW CHRISTY GRABS SG1 AND HITS A SPINNING FACEBUSTER ONTO SG1!!!… SG1 is down on the mat!! But SG2 has finally recovered from that low blow afterwards and he grabs Christy by her hair! Then lifts her onto his shoulders and he’s about to slam her right onto the mat!!…
Jaywalker: BUT WAIT A MINUTE!! KELTON IS BACK UP AND GRABS SG2’S LEG FROM OUTSIDE OF THE RING AS CHRISTY GOES FLYING ONTO THE MAT BUT COLLIDING RIGHT INTO SG1!!!…. KELTON PULLS SG2 OUT OF THE RING AND HITS A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ON HIM RIGHT ON THE FLOOR!!…
WWEFan: Meanwhile, Christy and SG1 are brawling but Cruise gets the best of her and end up hitting a LEAPING CLOTHESLINE ONTO SG1 then she lifts SG1 back up and plants her on her knee….
Jaywalker: WHAT IS THIS?! Christy wipes her hand across her face and bends SG1 over on her knee and starts SPANKING HER ASS BACK AND FORTH!!!… SG1 finally gets out of it though but grabbing Christy’s hair and pulling on it tightly!! Then SG1 slams her head right onto the mat and it bounces right off!!!…
WWEFan: SG1 then begins heading up for the top turnbuckles as she’s going for the FLYING CROSSBODY PIN!!! BUT KELTON DRAGS CHRISTY RIGHT OUT OF THE RING AS SG1 GOES FLYING CRASHING DOWN RIGHT ON THE MAT!!
Jaywalker: SG1 might have hurt her chest with crashing down on that mat! But now SG2 is back up and he grabs Kelton and hits an uppercut right under his chin!!! Then he rolls him back inside of the ring!!… Now SG2 is going for another BIG BOOT!! AS KELTON IS ABOUT TO GET UP!! BUT KELTON DUCKS UNDER THE BIG BOOT AND HE— WAIT!!! KELTON RUNS RIGHT INTO SG1’S SUPERKICK AS HE DUCKS UNDER THE BIG BOOT!!! AND SG1 BLOWS A KISS TO KELTON AFTERWARDS AND SG2 COVERS RIGHT ON TOP OF SG1!!!…
WWEFan: BUT KELTON IS ABLE TO KICK OUT!!… But SG2 is back on the advantage as he pulls Kelton up to his feet and swings him off the ring ropes!! But out of nowhere Christy hops back on the ring apron and tags herself in!!! And SG2 doesn’t know it and Christy leaps up on the turnbuckle and hits a DIVING CROSSBODY ON SG2!!!…
Jaywalker: Ha, I wouldn’t mind for Christy hitting a crossbody on me but anyways, SG1 gets back into action as she attacks Cruise back down on the mat… Then she goes for a face buster which connects!! And tries for a cover!!
WWEFan: BUT KELTON RUSHES OVER TO BREAK UP THE PIN!!… BUT NOW SG2 GETS BACK UP AND HITS A HUGE CLOTHESLINE ONTO KELTON WHICH KNOCKS HIM DOWN!!… Meanwhile, SG1 lifts Christy back up but Christy pulls her back and running right into Kelton as he got back up!!… AND KELTON RUNS RIGHT INTO A SPINEBUSTER BY SG2 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!! NOW YOU KNOW WHAT’S NEXT…
Jaywalker: THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE IN EXTREME ANSWERS WRESTLING!!! THE PEOPLE’S ELBOW!!! AND SG2 BEGINS BOUNCING OFF THE ROPES THE— WAIT CHRISTY FROM OUT OF NOWHERE SMACKS HER FISTS ACROSS THE FACE OF SG2 WITH THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES!!! AND SG2 IS OUT COLD NOW!!!…
WWEFan: Who would know that women would have so much power with brass knuckles in their hand!.. AND KELTON IS ABLE TO GET BACK ONTO HIS FEET!… BUT SG1 ROLLS INSIDE OF THE RING WITH HER CHAMPIONSHIP BELT IN HER HAND AND SHE SWINGS HER BELT WHICH SMACKS KELTON BACK DOWN ONTO THE MAT!!!…
Jaywalker: THEN SHE TRIES TO SWING IT ONTO CHRISTY BUT SHE DUCKS AND ENDS UP HITTING THE SUPERKICK ON SG1!!… CHRISTY NOW COVERS SG1!!!
ONEE!!! TWOO!!! AND THRE—
WWEFan: NO!! SG2 from his knees is able to pull Christy off of SG1, and you can tell he did it out of desperation with his face expression! He’s still feeling affects from those brass knuckles!!!… But now Christy grabs the Vixen’s Championship and she swings it dead on in the face of SG2 as he rolls outside of the ring!!
Jaywalker: SG1 GETS BACK UP ONTO HER FEET QUICKLY AFTERWARDS AND SHE HAS THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES IN HER HAND!!! SHE IS ABLE TO SWING THE BRASS KNUCKLES ACROSS THE FACE OF CHRISTY AS SHE TURNS AROUND!!!…
WWEFan: BUT WAIT!! KELTON REALIZES AND PUSHES CHRISTY OUT OF THE WAY AND SG1 ENDS UP KNOCKING KELTON OUT WITH THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES!!!…
Jaywalker: KELTON JUST SAVED CHRISTY FROM THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES BEING IMPRINTED ON HER SKULL!! AND SG1 IS LOST NOW UNTIL SHE TURNS AROUND INTO ONE HIT WONDER BY CHRISTY CRUISE!!! AND CHRISTY HITS IT!!! AND HERE IS THE COVER!!!
ONEEE!!! TWOOOO!!! THREEEEEE!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
(Christy Cruise music hits as she gets up celebrating)
Ring Announcer: Here are your winners, Jon Kelton and Christy Cruiseee!!!!
WWEFan: What an ending! Kelton has truly saved Christy out of all this mess and he sacrificed himself to keep Christy from harm and it all worked out in the ending!
Jaywalker: Christy better be glad Kelton was able to be a man and help her but it was a good showing by these two and now Kelton has an advantage heading into the Grand Rampage at number 28th entrant
WWEFan: And don’t forget about Cruise, she gets an EAW Vixen Title shot anytime she wants! It will be very exciting to see what’s in store next!
(Christy Cruise grabs the EAW Vixens Championship and holds it up as Kelton begins to pull himself up with a huge smirk on his face as his head motions up to the “Pain For Pride” sign up at the very top of the arena)
WWEFan: Kelton only has a few step closers to fulfil his dreams to main event Pain For Pride but first he must endure the Grand Rampage and speaking of that, we will like to give you all another preview for this years, Grand Rampage 2011!
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFFQsh-W2Nw airs )
( Camera fades backstage to Mr. DEDEDE, backstage walking down the hallway wearing a trenchcoat and already suited up ) …
( DEDEDE walks for a little bit, but is then stopped by Skyler Kanellis )
Skyler: DEDEDE! DEDEDE hold on! ( DEDEDE stops, and looks at her )
Mr. DEDEDE: Oh hey.. who are you?
Skyler: I’m Skyler, future Vixens Champion. ( DEDEDE starts to chuckle ) … anyways, I know you’re sort of busy..
Mr. DEDEDE: Skyler future Vixens Champion, I dont know if youve noticed but I kinda AM busy. Sort of like, REALLY busy. So busy, that my career’s-gonna-be-on-the-line-in-like-the-matter-of-hours busy. So make this quick..
Skyler: Well to tell you the truth im bored.. ( DEDEDE turns ) … wait but I was wondering if… well.. :$..
Mr. DEDEDE: Well?..
Skyler: We could.. sort of… playyy… Dance Dance Revolution???
Mr. DEDEDE: ….
Skyler: … well :$… okay I know it sounds stupid, but–
Mr. DEDEDE: Sure!
Mr. DEDEDE: I said fine, lets play. It should get the blood flowing. I’ve got enough time. Let’s play! I don’t see why not..
Skyler: Oh my gosh thats awesome! Okay lets play, its in here… ( Skyler opens the nearby door, and walks into the lockerroom as DEDEDE follows, and they step onto a “Dance Dance Revolution” Machine, as it starts off )
Skyler: Alright, you know how to play, right??
Mr. DEDEDE: Yeah, start it up… ( The machine starts up, as both Skyler and DEDEDE start dancing on the machine, with DEDEDE in the lead of points and Skyler trailing )
Mr. DEDEDE: You’d-better-dance-quicker-than-that-if-you-plan-to-win..
Skyler: Im-just-getting-STARTED! ( Skyler starts increasing points, as DEDEDE struggles to maintain a lead, and a laugh is heard from behind them ) ..
( DEDEDE and Skyler look back as HBB is pointing and laughing at the both of them )
Heart Break Boy: Really, DEDEDE?? (xd)!!.. so this is supposed to be the most important night of your career, and you’re playing DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION?!?!? ..
Mr. DEDEDE: Oh please… get out of here, HBB..
Heart Break Boy: I will in a second. But I wanna make things clear. DEDEDE, tonight its a Last Man Standing match. Meaning that if one of us, if not both of us don’t beat a 10 count in that match, than someones retiring… and that someone isn’t gonna be the old man playing Dance-off with a vixen. It’s gonna be the old dog who just cant stop learning new tricks. ME. The Heart. Break. Boy..
Mr. DEDEDE: … cute, now buzz off i’ve got a game to– ( DEDEDE looks back and sees Skyler who unpaused the game, and played ahead of him ) .. HEY WHAT THE HELL?? STOP CHEATING!
( HBB shakes his head and closes the door, as DEDEDE and Skyler continue to play )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Announcer: This match… is a 20 minute CHAMPIONSHIP SCRAMBLE match, for the NATIONAL EXTTRRRREEEME CHAMPIONSHIP!!! … This match will start off with two men in the ring, and every 5 minutes, another competitor will enter the match! The clock will start when the match starts, and will be a non-stop Championship Match, where the reigning Champion at the end of the contest will REMAIN Champion!! …
( Ross Shacklefords music hits, as he walks out to the ring )
Announcer: Introducing first… from Portsmouth, England, weighing in at 250 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS… ROSS!!! SHACKLEFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!!!!
Jaywalker: Fan, I think alot of people forget that Shackleford is the original _# 1 Contender for the National Extreme Championship. But the NE Title scene is an everchanging one, and an unpredictable one. Because of that, Shackleford has to be joined with 3 other men. But I doubt Ross is gonna allow himself to lose focus yet. Ross Shackleford is here for one purpose only, and its to get that Title over his shoulders.
( John Alloys music plays, as he walks out from the back with the National Extreme Title over his shoulder )
Announcer: And his opponent… from Mount Elbert, Colorado… weighing in at 230 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS… He is the NATIONAAAAL EXTRRREEEEME CHAMPION… JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN ALLOOOOOOOOOY!!!
WWEFan: John Alloy is hands down the most impressing person I’ve ever seen. The man is SCARY good, he’s always focused, and never holds regret to a word that he says! John Alloy is showing unchanged bearing, despite the heavy title scene of the National Extreme Championship as of late! Alloy just needs tonights win, and his claims of being a true CHAMPION will be indeniable, now that’s for sure..
( Ding! Ding! Ding! ) [[ The timer begins ]]
Jaywalker: Shackleford and Alloy are the original Champion and Contender, this is the way the match SHOULD start, as both guys head towards eachother locking up… and now Ross Shackleford ducks down and carries Alloy on his shoulder, but Alloy connects an elbow into the side of Shacklefords head, slides off of the shoulder… backs into the ropes and KNOCKS Ross down with the Boot into the face! And Ross gets back up, as Alloy swings a double axe-handle into the sternum, and repeats the sequence as Ross returns back up to knock him back down, and goes for the quick cover,
WWEFan: 1!!!!……… but Shackleford unsuprisingly kicks out. There’s obviously ALOT of strategy that’s going to be going into this match, as Alloy pulls Shackleford back up to his feet… and is going for a Scoopsla– nope! Shackleford SHOVES Alloy away from him as Alloy backs into the turnbuckle, and Shackleford runs and CLOBBERS a turnbuckle clothesline into the National Extreme Champion! And now Ross whips Alloy into the parallel turnbuckle behind him… and as Alloy lands into the turnbuckle, Shackleford runs…. and DRIVES THE SHOULDER straight into the gut of John Alloy!!
Jaywalker: And Alloy is bent over clutching his gut, as Shackleford connects a quick Firemans Carry throw, sending John Alloy to the mat and covers with the leg hooked, ONEEEEE!!! … TWOOOOOO.. BUT John Alloy kicks out! And momentarily, Alloy sits up, as Ross from behind begins swinging fists after fists into the side of the neck! And Ross SNAPS in a headlock from behind, as both men are grounded and John Alloys face is pressing into the mat, with Ross mounted over him applying pressure, weight and size against John Alloy! Ross Shackleford is showing NO signs of remourse in ths brutal headlock from behind, putting John Alloy in a helpless state! ..
WWEFan: Ross is wearing Alloy down, a SMART thing to do in a match where you’re going to need a guarantee of 20 minutes to do the job… and Now Alloy after a good…. 20 seconds begins getting some leverage with his palms on the canvas, and is SWINGING elbows back as much as he can, as Ross Shackleford is just upping the intensity! And Alloy after a couple of hefty elbows connected, gets Ross to let go… but to ALLOYS expense, as Ross fires back with a boot to the side of the face, and Ross quickly covers! ONEE!!!… TWOOOOO, But Alloy kicks out! And now Alloy is pulling himself up, but Ross Shackleford has him beat…
Jaywalker: As Ross pulls John Alloy up to his feet rather quickly, and RUSHES that arm hook, and connects a SWIFT, SNAP-LIKE VERTICAL SUPLEX! [[ Titantron: 5…4…. ]] We’ve got another entrant coming, as Ross covers Alloy again! ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!… TWOOOO, but ALLOY kicks out! [[ 1…. BUZZ!!! ]]
( Messiah’s music hits as he runs out to the ring in a lightning-like speed )
Jaywalker: And HERE COMES MESSIAH! The 4th slot for this match voted in by the EAW Fans, as Messiah slides in the ring, and Ross gets up and SWINGS at Messiah— but Messiah DUCKS under the swing, and is behind Ross as he delivers a CRIPPLING Neckbreaker from behind!!
WWEFan: And John Alloy is on all-fours, as Messiah runs towards John Alloy, and delivers a BIG baseball slide, as John Alloy rolls and tumbles to the outside of the ring! And now Ross is on all fours, as Messiah SPRINGS to the top rope… and as Ross is bent down, clutching his stomach, as Messiah LEAPS OFF… AND CONNECTS THE GHETTO STOMP INTO ROSS’ SPINE!!! WHAT AN INVERSION OF HIS FINISHER!!! AS ROSS FALLS TO THE CANVAS ABDOMEN FIRST, and Messiah turns Ross over and hooks the leg!!! ONEEEEEEEEE!!!… TWOOOOOO!!!!………. THREEEEEE!!! ….
Announcer: Messiah is the reigning NE Champion!
Jaywalker: Messiah got it! And now Messiah looks around, and notices John Alloy who’s rolling back into the ring.. and Messiah rolls OUT of the ring! As Alloy heads over to Ross Shackleford, and covers him! ONEEEEEEEEEE…… but BEFORE Messiah decides to pull Ross out, Ross kicks out! And now Messiah pulls Ross out of the ring anyway, avoiding any chances of a beatdown. And now Messiah pulls Ross up to his feet, as Messiah throws a couple of punches into the face…. but Ross with his strength, SHOVES Messiah away… BUT… BUT LOOK!! LOOK!!! JOHN ALLOY SPRINGS OVER THE ROPES!!!
WWEFan: AND TAKES ROSS SHACKLEFORD AND MESSIAH DOWN AT ONE SHOT!!! What an UNEXPECTED move out of John Alloy!! All 3 men are down at ringside, and this just goes to show what this title means to John Alloy! As the next entrant is ready to get into this match.. [[ 5…. 4…. 3…. 2…. 1…… BUZZ!!! ]]
( Extreme Enigmas music hits as he makes his entrance, but walks down the ramp to see the three men laid out at the bottom of it, minus for Messiah just getting back up )
WWEFan: Well Extreme Enigma came at the right place at the right time, as Enigma FIRES a punch at Messiah, and grabs Messiah by the back of his head… and DRIVES HIM face first into the steel steps!! And Enigma lifts Messiah onto his shoulders… and DROPS HIM, GUTFIRST over those Steel Steps!!! As Messiah falls to the ground clutching his gut and groaning! And now Ross and Alloy are both wobbly on their feet, as Enigma rolls them both into the ring… and Extreme Enigma is checking under the ring apron, and is pulling out A… A…
Jaywalker: A SPIKED BAT!?!?! DID HE PUT THAT THERE OR SOMETHING!?!? THATS PRACTICALLY A MURDER WEAPON!!! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DEMON SEED DID ERIC DARKTHRONE PLANT INTO THAT ALREADY WARPED MIND OF EE!?!? Enigma rolls in the ring with this.. this THING now, and John Alloy is returning to his feet… but ON HIS WAY UP, ALLOY PULLS HIS TRUSTY TITANIUM BAT FROM OUT OF THE RING APRON, AND TURNS AROUND FACING EE!! This is QUITE the standoff, as Enigma has a freaking SPIKED BAT in his hands, and John Alloy has his titanium bat! And both guys are sizing eachother up real nice, this is going to get UGLY!!
WWEFan: But… bu— bu– but LOOK! Ross Shackleford is getting back up!!! He’s up, groggy and wobbly as both EE and Alloy look riiight at him!! And BOTH GUYS SWING!!!! RIGHT INTO ROSS SHACKLEFORD!!! OH NOOOOOO!!!!! THIS IS E— WAIT!!! ROSS DODGES OUT OF THE WAY!!! AND EXTREME ENIGMA ENDS UP HITTING ALLOY IN THE SHOULDER ON ACCIDENT WITH THAT SPIKED BAT!!! And Alloys arm is BLEEDING like crazy!!! As he falls to the ground! And Enigma is sort of shocked, but FROM BEHIND!!! ROSS SHACKLEFORD HITS A LOW BLOW!!! As Enigma drops his spiked bat, and Ross turns him around… and Ross GRABS HIM AROUND THE THROAT!!
Jaywalker: And Ross hits the CHOKESLAM, SENDING EE SPINE FIRST INTO THAT EVIL, GRUESOME SPIKED BAT!!! AND EE IS SCREAMING AND HOLLERING IN PAIN!!! AS ROSS PULLS ENIGMA INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, AND COVERS!! ONEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! … THREEEEEEEEE!!!! …
Announcer: Ross Shackleford is the Reigning NE Champion!
Jaywalker: Shackleford tipped EVERYTHING into his favor! And now Messiah rolls into the ring, as Ross Shackleford grabs Messiah, and is going for the scooped slam– but Messiah FIRES back with right hands! As they all connect into Shackleford’s face, as Messiah SPRINGBOARDS off of the ropes, and connect a HURRICANA!! Springboard Hurricana hit!!
WWEFan: And now Messiah covers Ross! ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!….. TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!…. But John Alloy LEAPS over the pinfall and breaks it! [[ 5…. 4…… 3…… 2….. 1…. BUZZ!!! ]]
( Eric Darkthrone’s music plays as he comes out, and arrogantly walks down the ramp and into the ring )
WWEFan: Well here comes Eric Darkthrone, the freshest man here after all of the CARNAGE we’ve had! As theres still a good 5 minutes left on the clock! And now John Alloy is up, and is trading shots with Messiah, and Eric Darkthrone slides into the ring now, as Eric Darkthrone rushes towards them… and is going for a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!! — BUT BOTH MESSIAH AND JOHN ALLOY DUCK, AND SEND DARKTHRONE OVER THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!! JUST LIKE THAT!!! And after Darkthrone hits the floor, he SLAMS his fists into the ground in anger! As in the ring– Ross Shackleford CLOTHESLINES Messiah out of the ring!!!
Jaywalker: And now John Alloy LIFTS Ross Shackleford onto his shoulder, and drops him THROAT FIRST into the ringrope!! And Shackleford is down, rolled out of the ring!! And now Alloy turns around… and meets a KICK TO THE GUT from Extreme Enigma!!! And PULLS IN THE TWIST OF HATE!!! … BUT ALLOY SHOVES Enigma away from him as he Twists for the Hate, and Enigma runs up the turnbuckle!! But Alloy KNOWS that trick, as he JETS towards the very Turnbuckle, and Enigma LEAPS OFF and lands behind Alloy!!! And Alloy turns around as Enigma bends down, and attempts to sweep Alloy off of his feet…
WWEFan: But Alloy HAMMERS Enigmas spine, as he pulls Extreme Enigma in, lifts up and DROPS THE POWERBOMB!!! AND JOHN ALLOY, WITH 3 MINUTES LEFT ON THE CLOCK HOLDS ON A PIN AFTER THE POWERBOMB!! 1!!!……… 2!!!!….. AND ALLOY BRIDGES THE PIN!! 3!!!!……..
Announcer: John Alloy is the reigning Champion!
WWEFan: Now look at Eric Darkthrone, Eric Darkthrone from behind has John Alloy’s titanium bat, and Darkthrone HOOKS that bat from behind John Alloy… and connects a WHITE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP using that Titanium Bat!!! And he takes John Alloy down!! And now Eric Darkthrone looks down at his partner, Extreme Enigma… and Darkthrone PULLS EXTREME ENIGMA UP… AND HE’S GONNA GO FOR THE HELLHAMMER?!?!?
Jaywalker: Stop instigating, Fan! He’s helping his partner up! And now Enigma who’s barely even conscious, is getting orders from Darkthrone… and now Darkthrone drops to all fours, hands and knees, as Enigma backs up…. and RUNS towards Darkthrone, looking like hes gonna SPRING outside of the ring… AND ENIGMA SPRINGS ONTO DARKTHRONE, OVER THE ROPES, AND DIVES DOWN ONTO ROSS SHACKLEFORD, WHO WAS JUST STANDING!! And now look!! Eric Darkthrone gets back up, as Messiah slides into the ring and heads towards Darkthrone… but Darkthrone GRABS MESSIAH BY THE THROAT, WITH ONLY A MINUTE AND 30 SECONDS LEFT! And now Darkthrone IS GOING FOR THE HELL HAMMER!!! AND DARKTHRONE… DARKTHRONE CONNECTS IT!!! AND COVERS MESSIAH!!!! ONEEEEEEE!!!!…… TWOOOOOOOO…… BUT FROM BEHIND!!! JOHN ALLOY CRACKS THAT SPIKED BAT OVER ERIC DARKTHRONES SPINE!!! BREAKING THE PIN, AND PERHAPS BREAKING DARKTHRONE IN HALF!!!!
WWEFan: Darkthrone looks like he’s been SHOT! His eyes are WIDE OPEN! The expression of pain is unbearable!! And now Extreme Enigma slides into the ring, and connects a CHOP BLOCK with his shoulder into the back of Alloys knee! A minute and 5 seconds! As Enigma backs into the ropes and connects a BASEBALL SLIDE into Alloys face!! And now Extreme Enigma quickly climbs up the turnbuckle, he knows its HIM vs the CLOCK! As Enigma is up top!!! Up top!!! And Enigma, WAY UP TOP, LEAPS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE….. AND CONNECTS…… THE FALL FROM GRAAAAAACE!!! ALL OR NOTHING!!!! ALL OR NOTHING!!!! AND!!! AND AND AND—– JOHN ALLOY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!!!! AS ENIGMA LANDS DIRECTLY ON HIS BACK!!! 30 SECONDS LEFT!!
Jaywalker: The suspense is KILLING me! As LOOK!! DARKTHRONE! DARKTHRONE COVERS JOHN ALLOY!!! DARKTHRONE COVERS, ONEEEEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEE!!!!
Announcer: Eric Darkthrone is the reigning NE Champion!
Jaywalker: THIS WAS CRUCIAL!!! CRUCIAL OF DARKTHRONE!!! And now Ross Shackleford slides back into the ring, as Darkthrone picks up that Titanium bat, and Darkthrone SWINGS IT into Ross Shackleford!!! It’s 20 As Ross is being BATTERED with that bat!!! 25 seconds left!!! And now look!! And Darkthrone is UNLEASHING punishment!!…. but FROM BEHIND, JOHN ALLOY IS BACK UP, WITH THE STUDDED SPIKED BAT IN HIS HAND. AND ALLOY TURNS DARKTHRONE AROUND AFTER TAPPING HIM IN THE SHOULDER, AND BLASTS THE SPIKED BAT STRAIGHT INTO DARKTHRONES FACE!!!!!
WWEFan: MY GOD!!! DARKTHRONE IS OUT!!! AND ALLOY COVERS!! 10 SECONDS!!! ONEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Announcer: John Alloy is the reigning NE Champion!
WWEFan: Seven seconds! Six seconds! All men are down!! Five seconds!! Four seconds!!! ALLOY IS IN THE CLEAR!!! BUT LOOK!!! FROM BEHIND!!! EXTREME ENIGMA ROLLS UP THE PIN!!! ROLLS UP THE PIN!!!! [[[ 3 ]]] … ONEEEEEEE!!!!… [[ 2… ]]] TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!…. [[ 1…. ]] ….THREEE—-!!!!!!!! ENIGMA’S GOT IT!!!!! … WAIT!!! [[ BUZZ!!!!!!! ]]]WAIT!!! ALLOY HAD A GRIP AROUND THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! AND THE REFEREE NOTICES IT!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Jaywalker: OH MY GOD!!!!
Announcer: The winner of this match!!! …….
( John Alloys music plays, as he rolls out of the ring grueling in pain and Extreme Enigma collapses on the ground, covering his face and Alloy is handed his title )
Announcer: … AND STILL THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPIOOOON… JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN… ALLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!
Jaywalker: That had to be one of the most heart-pounding matches I’ve ever gotten to see!! This was one of the things that you look for in EAW, a match that keep you on the edge of your seat, and at the same time on your feet! And John Alloy, like you said Fan, solidified his name as a true CHAMPION!
WWEFan: There’s no doubt you have something special when you can pull through in a match like this, walking in as Champion and leaving the Champ as well! Extreme Enigma had literally INCHES from that belt! Just a centemeter from that strap, but it JUST wasn’t enough! It was the wrong place, wrong time, and John Alloy was able to manage time & location wisely.
Jaywalker: But you GOTTA attest luck into this, man! John Alloy is certainly VERY lucky to hold that title, Extreme Enigma was literally a SECOND away from that belt, man… a great showing by everyone here, though.. but John Alloy remains the National Extreme Champion.
( Camera fades backstage to Mr. DEDEDE and Skyler Kanellis, sweating and slouching over the Dance Dance machine )
Mr. DEDEDE: O–kay… alright… I-think… Im done…
Skyler: Me.. too… I…. can’t…. play… any… moree….
Mr. DEDEDE: Sooo… exhausted… ( Max A. Million knocks on the door, and walks into the room with a microphone )
Max A. Million: DEDEDE, I wanted to get your comments on tonights match against HBB.
Obviously this is reall– wait a sec… is that… Dance Dance Revolution?? …
Max A. Million: Anyways.. DEDEDE, any words on tonight??
Mr. DEDEDE: ( still breathing heavily ) … umm… okay, well..
Distant Voice: Yo! Yo! Yo! ( DEDEDE’s 2008 apprentice, Nick, walks into the room and snatches the mic from Max A. Million )
Nick: Alright DEDEDE, that was a nice little joke and ima let you finish… but HEART BREAK BOY IS THE GREATEST E-FEDDER OF ALL TIME!!!
Mr. DEDEDE: ….
Nick: … *Kanye Shrug* … ( Nick walks off as DEDEDE and Max look on ) ..
Mr. DEDEDE: … no comment… ( DEDEDE walks off shaking his head ) …
( Cameras fade back inside the ring area where The Glass Walls hanging high above the ring begin slowly lowering, as the lights in the arena turn red, and massive neon blue coloured lasers light up the Glass Walls as ominous music begins playing )
WWEFan: This is that time, Fan… the fans asked for this, the Glass Wallz contest… but the question is have the fans gone alittle too far in deciding the fate of these four extremists??
Jaywalker: These people are never wrong, Fan, why do you think im reffing tonights EAW Championship match?? ..
Announcer: This contest is scheduled for onefall.. and is the first ever TAG TEAM Glass Wallz match, for the UNIFEEEED TAAAG TEEEEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!! ..
( SNV’s music plays as both men walk out with their Unified Tag Team Titles on their shoulders, but noticeably wearing Jean shorts and Sleeveless Tee’s saying “SNV” )
Announcer: Introducing first… they are the team of ROBBIE V and RATED R SHAMAN… THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONSSSSS…. TEAM “SNV”, SEX N VIOLENCE!!!!
WWEFan: These guys were prepared for ANYTHING. Because when it comes to stipulative matches, theres not a better two men you can pear up than Robbie V and Rated R Shaman of Sexy, to head into a match in this kind of caliber! And this alone gives Team SNV the obvious edge in a match as DANGEROUS, and as EVIL as the Glass Wallz Match it!
Jaywalker: The Glass Wallz Match has literally cut careers down to a fraction of before. You ask every man who’s competed in a Glass Wallz match, and for the first couple of seconds, it’ll be as if they saw a ghost. THAT’s how insane being in a Glass Wallz match is. It’s TORTURE. And Rated R Shaman, this man who is named the “Father of the Glass Wallz Match” has yet to taste a loss in this matchtype.. he’s got a TOWERING advantage against the challengers…
( Damage Inc’s music hits as they walk out, and are obviously nervous as they are unable to take their eyes off of the Glass Wallz match, as they head to the ring )
Announcer: And their challengers…. they are the team of SIBERIAN WOLVERINE and MA BEAST… DAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE INC!!!!
WWEFan: Damage Inc are in for the roughest night of their lives. The Glass Wallz match literally guarantee’s a trip to the hospital. And we’ve seen young guys walk into the Glass Wallz match every time one happens, just not knowing what to expect. And I GUARANTEE you, neither of these men will leave this arena the same men that they walked into it. I GUAREN-DAMN-TEE you. Champions or NOT. They’re NOT leaving the arena the same!
Jaywalker: Yeah im pretty sure somebody’s hitting the hospital after this…
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Jaywalker: Well this is it… this is a weapons filled match remember that, weapons are hanging on the Walls. And the door is shut, the Walls are dropped. And now team SNV IMMEDIATELY get the trashcan lids from the side of the wall, and start CHARGING towards Damage Inc, as they start BATTERING Damage inc with the lids! RRS on MA, and Robbie on SW! And theres ofcorse NOWHERE for Damage Inc to go, as they keep absorbing the punishment!!
WWEFan: And after an incalculable amount of shots, SNV drop their weapons, as RRS hovers over MA Beast and starts throwing punches, and now Robbie grabs Wolverine by the head… pulls him up… and tosses him FACE FIRST into one of the Glass Wallz!!! Glass panels! And SW falls to the ground, as Robbie heads over to another wall…. and Robbie pulls down a… a large Glass Panel! And as MA Beast is in a seated position infront of the turnbuckle… Robbie V RUNS TOWARDS MA, AND IS GOING FOR THE CHAIR SURF!!!
Jaywalker: AS THE CHAIR SURF WITH THE GLASS PANEL CONNECTS, AND THE LARGE GLASS PANEL SHATTERS INTO MA’S FACE!!! The glass practically exploding all over him!!! As shards are stuck in his face, and RRS drags MA in the ring and covers him! ONEEEEEEE!!!!……. TWOOOOOOOOO…. But MA kicks out!! Not a good start for Damage Inc, thats for sure, as SW is behind Team SNV!! And Siberian Wolverine has a steel chair in his hand!! and CRACKS the Steel Chair over the spine of Robbie V!!! Robbie falls to a knee, as RRS gets up, and Wolf CRACKS the chair over RRS’ skull, sending him down to the mat!! A GREAT way to get things back in order! As Wolf heads over to his partner MA, and helps him up…
WWEFan: And now Robbie V returns to his feet, and quickly HURTLES towards SW, and DRIVES SW spinefirst into the Glass Wall!! And Robbie begins sending Shoulder thrust after Shoulder thrust! And backs up from SW, as he runs towards SW again… but SW, hanging his arms on the ropes lifts the boot into Robbies jaw!! And now Siberian Wolverine lifts both of his legs, and goes for the HURRICANA—- AND ROBBIE V CRASHES HEADFIRST, STRAIGHT INTO A GLASS WALL!! AS HIS SKULL CRASHES STRAIGHT THROUGH IT!!!!! And now MA Beast meanwhile is trading punches with Rated R Shaman, back and forth the two men go.. and back to Siberian Wolf, who has a Steel Chair in his hands now, and begins BASHING THE CHAIR INTO ROBBIE’S SPINE OVER! AND OVER! AND OVER AGAIN!!! AND ROBBIE IS HELPLESS!!!
Jaywalker: And after the assault, we see RRS taking control here with a kick to the gut to MA Beast.. but MA grabs the leg, and RRS CONVERTS with the Enziguri!!! As MA swings around after the kick to his face, and now SW AGAIN, like a chair crazed MAD MAN SWINGS the end of the chair into the back of RRS’ knee from behind!!! Cutting him down a size!!! And as RRS is on one knee, MA Beast backs into the ropes, and DELIVERS THE SHINING WIZAAAAAAAARD!!!! DEVASTATING MOVE!!! AS RRS IS LAID OUT!!! AND BEAST COVERS! ONEEEEEEEE!!!… TWOOOOOOO!!!!…. But Rated R Shaman kicks out!!!
WWEFan: Damage Inc have quickly captured their chemistry! And now Robbie V has pulled his head out of the wall, but the SECOND he does, MA Beast wraps his arms around Robbie from behind, and SW with that wrecked Steel Chair has it set up in the seating position behind MA.. as MA LUNGES, AND CONNECTS THE GERMAN SUPLEX, SENDING ROBBIE V’S NECK & SHOULDERS STRAIGHT INTO THE SEAT OF THE CHAIR, SNAPPING IT OFF FROM THE FORCE!!! As Damage Inc begin taunting to the crowd!! Damage Inc have their confidence build back u– HEY LOOK!! SPRINGBOARDING OFF OF THE ROPES, ITS RRS!!! CONNECTING THE SPRINGBOARD ENZIGURI STRAIGHT INTO THE FACE OF SW!!!
Jaywalker: And RRS is going for the quick cover!!! ONEEEEEE!!!! .. TWOOOO— But MA breaks that pin!! And now MA is pounding fists into RRS’ body and back, but RRS is trying to work through it, as he plants ONE mean shot into the gut! And ANOTHER uppercut square in the jaw!!! And now RRS grabs MA by the ankles, and sweeps him up to his back with the legs up and open… and RRS leaps with a Legdrop straight into the face of MA!! And RRS KIPS UP from the ground, as SW heads towards him… but RRS DUCKS again, sweeps SW onto his back… and RRS MOVES INFRONT OF THE GLASS WALLZ DOOR, AS HE CONNECTS THE CATAPAULT!!!!!! AND SENDS SIBERIAN WOLVERINE FLYING THROUGH THE DOOR OF THE GLASS WALLZ, SHATTERING IT AND LANDING AT THE OUTSIDE!!!
WWEFan: And now Robbie V has been in the background for the while, as he’s recuperated and is now up to a Top rope!!! And MA Beast is getting back up to his feet, as he grabs a… a hanging computer keyboard!!! And Robbie is looking down at MA Beast who’s groggy and up to his feet, as Robbie quickly ties the keyboard under his boot, and LEAPS OFF FOR THE VINTAGE MISSILE SPINNING KICK!! BOOT TO THE FACE, AS THE KEYBOARD IS SMASHED!!!! And MA Beast is sent down, as Robbie is eyeing the turnbuckle!! And now Robbie heads towards the Turnbuckle, climbing up… but LOOK!!! Outside of the ring, Siberian Wolverine has a 2X4 PULLED FROM UNDER THE RING!!! AND SW WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS IS SWINGING IT INTO THE GLASS WALLZ BEHIND ROBBIE!!! AND SW AFTER TWO HEART-FELT SWINGS, SMASH THROUGH THE GLASS WALL, AND INTO ROBBIES SPINE!!!!
Jaywalker: DESPITE being plunged through a freaing Glass Door, SW KEPT moving almost unconsciously!! The man worked like an ant, but his impact was HUGE! As RRS is now quickly heading outside of the Glass Wallz through the door, and is quickly heading towards SW!!! And as RRS heads towards SW, SW SWINGS, AND CLOCKS THE 2X4 OVER RRS’ SKU– NO!! RRS DUCKS UNDER THE 2X4!! And ends up behind SW, as Wolverine turns around and meets a kick to the gut by RRS!! And now RRS lifts Wolverine onto his shoulders… and starts spinning around with SW hoisted, and RRS steps closer to the Glass Wall, as SW”s HEAD IS SWUNG STRAIGHT INTO A GLASS WALL!!! STRAIGHT THROUGH A PANELL!!! AND SW HAS SEEMINGLY BEEN OBLITERATED!!!
WWEFan: NOW LOOK IN THE RING!! ROBBIE V after getting hit with that 2×4 has MA Beast climbing up the same turnbuckle… and now MA BEAST IS LIFTING ROBBIE!!! MA BEAST IS GOING FOR THE BRAIN BUSTER!!!! …. But before MA can lift Robbie, Robbie snaps a quick toekick into the side of the head!! And Robbie connects another kick!! And as MA Beast is losing consciousness, Robbie turns around and tears a Laptop-sized Glass Panel off from the Glass Wall!! And Robbie turns and SWINGS THAT PANEL STRAIGHT INTO MA’S SKULL!!! AS MA FALLS OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLE!!!
Jaywalker: And now Robbie grabs ANOTHER, larger Glass Panel!! And now Robbie gets into a standing position on the Turnbuckle, as he DROPS the Glass Panel onto MA Beast, and LEAPS OFF AFTER IT, CONNECTING THE FIVE STAAAR FROG SPLAAAAAAAAAASH!!!! STRAIGHT INTO MA BEASTS GUT, WITH THAT GLASS PANEL EXPLODING ALL OVER THE BOTH OF THESE MEN!!! ROBBIE CONNECTS RIGHT INTO MA, AND BOTH OF THESE MEN ARE DOWN AND OUT, AS ROBBIE IS HANGING ON BY A THREAD TO HIS CONSCIOUSNESS!!! AS ROBBIE ROLLS OVER TO MA BEAST, AND BARELY, BARELY HOOKS ONE LEG!!! JUST ONE LEG!!! ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!…. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!……… BUT MY GOD!!!!! MY GOD!!!! MA BEAST KICKS OUT!!!! MA BEAST KICKS OUT!!!!
WWEFan: ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?!?! MA BEAST IS!!! MA BEAST IS STILL THERE!!! HES STILL ALIVE!!!! AND NOW MA IS TRYING TO SIT UP… BUT LOOK AT RRS, WHO’S BACK IN THE GLASS WALLZ! RRS BACKS UP, AND RUNS WITH THE RUNNING KNEE STRAIGHT INTO MA BEASTS FACE!!! And now RRS covers MA Beast!!! ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!…. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ……… BUT MA BEAST KICKS OUT ONCE MORE!!!! THIS MAN WONT QUIT!!! HE WONT STOP!!! And now Siberian Wolverine, from the outside of the ring is climbing UP the Glass Wallz, trying to get in by any means necessary!!! And SW is climbing rather fast, as hes nearing the top of the Glass Walls!!! And now Robbie sees SW climbing up, as Robbie runs towards that wall, and starts climbing up the very same Glass Wall!!!
Jaywalker: And now SW reaches the top, and has one leg over, as Robbie V has also momentarily reached the top! And Robbie throws a right hand into SW’s face, as both men are in a russian roulette!! And now SW grabs something from the Glass Wall…. and it appears to be a hanging BAG OF GLASS SHARDS!!! AS SW SWINGS IT INTO ROBBIES FACE, AND THE SHARDS FLY INTO HIS FACE!! AND NOW SW IS TRYING TO STAND UP ONTOP OF THE GLASS WALL…… In the ring, RRS drags MA Beast infront of a Turnbuckle… but MA Beast gets up to a knee, as RRS is hammering shots into MA Beasts bloodied face! And MA Beast is ABSORBING the shots, as MA is up, backs into the ropes, and MA Beast connects a HUUUUUUUUGE SHOULDERBLOCK, SENDING RRS FLYING INTO THE GLASS WALL SW AND ROBBIE ARE ON TOP OF!!! AND RRS’ ENTIRE BODY CRASHES RIGHT INTO IT!!!
WWEFan: And with the impact, SW FALLS GROIN FIRST INTO THE TOP OF THE GLASS WALL, AND THE ENTIRE GLASS WALL GIVES IN TO THE PRESSURE, AS THE ENTIRE WALL COLLAPSES, AND ROBBIE AND SW END UP FLYING TO THE RINGSIDE GROUND!!! BURIED IN GLASS SHARDS!! BURIED IN RUBBLE!!! And now in the ring its RRS and MA Beast, RRS draped over the ring ropes, and MA Beasts lifting RRS up… and pulls RRS in for the BEAST BUSTER!!! — BUT RRS GETS OUT OF IT WITH A BACKBODY DROP, as MA Beasts body ends up crashing into a Glass Wall, and landing back in the ring!!! And now RRS who is still on his feet eyes the turnbuckle infront of MA Beast, as RRS LEAPS UP!!! LEAPS UP THE TURNBUCKLE, AND CONNECTS THE STIGMA!!!!!!! THE CORKSCREW SPLIT-LEGGED MOONSAULT!!! STIGMA!!!!!! AND IT CONNECTS RIGHT INTO MA BEAST!!!!! AND THE COVER!!! ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!…… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!…. THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! ITS OVER!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( SNV’s music plays, as RRS falls back into the ring, a paralyzed, bloodbathed RRS in a state-of-shock wreck, and is handed both Unified Tag Team Titles )
Announcer: Here are your winneeeers…. and STILL the Unified Tag Team Champioooons.. S!! N!!! V!!!! …
( Robbie V and Siberian Wolverine are outside on the ringside floor, being checked on by doctors with nearby stretchers as both men are yet to move )
WWEFan: Destruction. You look around this arena, and thats the ONLY charactersitic you can give it. It’s DESTRUCTION. I don’t think.. I really don’t think these men, RRS especially has been in a Glass Walls Match like this. Not as destroyed, carved up, battered and TESTED as he is now. This may have been the most BRUTAL match every man in this match has ever been in. Hands down.
Jaywalker: It’s an initiation toward greatness, Fan. RRS and Robbie V are guaranteed Hardcore Legends. But this match proves that they are MASTERS at this craft that is called “Extreme”. Point-freaking-blank. It’s not even ABOUT the Tag Team Titles at this point! It’s like there was so much more won to this match. But man… ONE of these Glass Walls Matches are career-enders, but the Seismic scale to this…. this chaos is just…. unlike any other Glass Wallz Match.
WWEFan: And here we stand, with Team SNV STILL the EAW Tag Team Champions. But it almost sounds too SIMPLE. It was literally lives put at risk right here, Jay. I just hope these guys are okay…
Jaywalker: Well i mean… i mean what more can you do besides move on?… I’m… im at a loss for words. EAW tends to reach a point where you can’t even say anything about what you see. This was just a stomach-turning, gruesome as can be match, in a night thats FAR from over.
WWEFan: You’re very right, Jay because tonight marks the night to the ending of a Legend.. and I’m talking about The Heart Break Boy and Mr .DEDEDE because tonight they both are putting their most valuable storied careers on the line tonight so how about we both take a look at a small dose of both respective careers..
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgOlCEpiSLo airs )
( Camera fades backstage to Extreme Enigma and Eric Darkthrone walking backstage, with towels and icepacks all over them, limping to the lockerroom )
Extreme Enigma: Well man… it was a good match…. ( Eric Darkthrone stops, as EE stops, and Darkthrone turns to Enigma and grabs him by the collar )
Extreme Enigma: Woah! What the hell is your problem!?!?
Eric Darkthrone: WE TOOK SHOTS WITH SPIKED BATS. TOOK FINISHING MOVES. TOOK HIGH FLYING MOVES. RISKED OUR NECKS FOR THAT TITLE, THAT THAT INSTIGATING, PROBLEM STARTING JOHN ALLOY STILL HAS… AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS “IT WAS A GOOD MATCH!?!”…
Extreme Enigma: Dude, I was CLOSE. Okay??? You dont think im not disappointed?! I’m freaking DEPRESSED about this. But what am I gonna do, strip the guy of the title and hand it to ourselves?? Im the GM, but im a competitor, and I’ve drawn the fine line. And I’m not gonna turn into an Arch Douche just to get what I want…
Eric Darkthrone: Take my advice. Because this, I guarantee you, will be the most impactful thing that anyone ever tells you: … A wise man once said, “When Opportunity comes knocking, you throw everything else out of the window and answer its calling”… translation? If you EVER want to reach new heights, you’re going to listen to me. And you’re going to throw away every little ambitious thing that held you back… AM I UNDERSTOOD…
Extreme Enigma: I… I…
Eric Darkthrone: Am. I. Under. Stood..
Extreme Enigma: I.. I understand… ( Eric Darkthrones expression changes from an angry one to a calmed one, as he pats Enigma on the back and walks down the hallway with him ) …
( John Alloy is seen lurking in the background, shaking his head in disgust ) ..
( Camera fades back inside the ring to the Ring Announcer )
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, its a proud honor to introduce to you and PLEASE WELCOME THE HEART OF DARKNESS!!!…. KEVINNN DEVASTATIIIOONN!!!
( Kevin Devastations music plays, as he walks out wearing all-black, including Black Shades )
WWEFan: Well folks we’ve been sort of awaiting this. We’re supposed to have word from Kevin Devastation as far as the here-and-now goes. Kevin Devastation is set to address the audience about something important.
Jaywalker: Theres no necessary speculation needed, we do know that he’s the former Voltage General Manager, who was last seen quitting the show due to frustrations of disrespect. But as for now, let’s just see how his announcement will play out is all.. ( Kevin Devastation is standing in the middle of the ring )
Kevin Devastation: How’s everybody doing…
Kevin Devastation: It’s been a very, very unfocused last 7 months from me. My priorities were in all of the wrong places, and it was a very frustrating and stressful time for my career. Where was the KD that had packs bowing at his command? Where was the KD that created superstars, and buried others?? Where was the KD that was able to get anything he could want with the snap of his fingers?? .. It felt like he was gone…
Kevin Devastation: At this point, im uninterested in anybodys opinion on me. If you don’t care about me, I won’t care about you. If you don’t like me, I won’t like you. And if you love me… I’ll accept the love and make every supporter I have proud. I’m not out here to give you a life story, im out here to give you all a PROMISE.
Kevin Devastation: A PROMISE, that im going to becoming a World Champion before this year goes by.
Kevin Devastation: A PROMISE, that I have ZERO plans in leaving this business..
Kevin Devastation: And a promise that im going to fulfill my destiny that was set in stone for me the minute I walked into this business. You can take me seriously or not. You can respect me or disrespect me. But I didnt come into this business to become a side-disk… My aspirations. My dreams. My goals. They’re all reachable, I KNOW IT. And I KNOW that all irjr taek, um.. sorry…
Kevin Devastation: it takes is… is….
Kevin Devastation: I know… I… ( Kevin starts slurring his words, stops, and looks down )
Jaywalker: Wha… What’s going on?? …
( Kevin Devastation suddenly has a shocked expression on his face, as Kevin falls to his knees, and the shocked expression changes into a blank expression )
WWEFan: What… what’s going on???..
Jaywalker: I don’t know… what’s wrong with KD???
WWEFan: This doesn’t look good, we need EMERGENCY out here right now… ( Several EMT’s run down the ramp, slide into the ring and check on Kevin Devastation, but Kevin remains unresponsive as several more EMT’s run down the ramp with a wheel chair )
Jaywalker: What the hell is going on???
WWEFan: I’ve seen this before, Fan… when they carry you out like this it usually means that you’re going through the symptoms of… of a stroke.
Jaywalker: WHAT??? What are you talking about, he was fine!!!
WWEFan: This happens all the time to certain people, Jay…. lets hope im wrong.
Jaywalker: I’m… ( Kevin Devastation is brought to a seated position in that wheelchair outside of the ring, and is being wheeled out of the arena as the crowd can only watch on in silence and mumble )
Jaywalker: Well man… Kevin was just out here trying to tell everyone about his aspirations for his future, but Kevins seemed to have a sort of a mental breakdown.. I really hope everythings okay… but something tells me that something serious is up. He’ll be in our thoughts…
( Camera fades backstage to Damage Inc, sitting in the infermery, bloody, battered, bruised and destroyed as the doctor starts picking glass from SW’s body, before he gets to MA )
MA Beast: This was our only shot, man….
Siberian Wolverine: I kno- OW! … I know… I don’t know what went- OW!! .. What went wrong out there… we were working so hard, so h- OW!! .. hard..
MA Beast: We tried man… we tried…
Siberian Wolverine: Oh, not the hair- not the hai- OW!! … ( The doctor continues picking shards of glass out of SW’s body )
MA Beast: … SW, you don’t even have any hair 😐
Doctor: Hold still, please, alot of work needs to be done..
MA Beast: Are you alright man?? You went through hell and back… I thought you and Robbie were done for the next couple of days…
Siberian Wolverine: Eh. I can’t walk. I can barely move– OW!! And tomorrow morning im sure im gonna be feeling twice as worse… but the- OW!!.. the real question is, what do we do??..
( MA Beast looks down at the ground for a moment of silence )
MA Beast: … I don’t know… I just… I just don’t know anymore…
( The camera cuts to another promo package of ADV vs. Cyclone best of 5 series matches and showcasing the winners of the matches up to this point then the camera cuts back inside the ring area )
( Ding! Ding! DIng! )
Announcer: This contest is scheduled for onefall… and is MATCH 5 of the Best of 5 Series, for the EEEEEEEEEEEEEE…. A…. WWWWWWWWWW CHAMPIOOOOOOONSHIP!!!!…
Announcer: And now introducing the Special Guest Referee!!! …
( Jaywalker’s music plays, as he stands up from the Commentary table with his referee shirt fixed up, and he interacts with the crowd at ringside before sliding into the ring )
Jaywalker: Well im in my line of duty tonight! The EAW Fans ask, and so they shall recieve!
WWEFan: Get em Partner!
Announcer: He is the EAW Hall of Famer, 3x World Heavyweight Champion… JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYWALKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!
WWEFan: Jaywalker is, like he said in his line of duty tonight after YOU, the EAW community voted him into this contest as the Special Guest Referee for tonights EAW Championship matchup between Cyclone and Alexander Da Vinci! And… and wait a sec, ( Jaywalker snatches the microphone out of the Ring Announcers hands )
Jaywalker: Alright folks, im sure none of you will mind this buuut… I’ve made a couple of changes to tonights match.
Jaywalker: Being that im the Special Guest Referee, I get say in how this match is gonna work. And I’ve decided that this match would be kind of boring for me if I didn’t make it aaa… Falls Count Anywhere match!!
Jaywalker: Remember cleanup crew, if I get as much as a SPECK of glass on my clothing left over from that Glass Wallz match… if I drop an drop of blood from any faulty cleaning up from any prior matchups, you’ll be hearing from my lawyer.
Jaywalker: And while im at it, why don’t I just make the announcements for this contest, and establish myself as the Guest Referee that Cyclone’s always wanted :).. speaking of Cyclone, lets bring the little guy out here! Don’t think I didn’t hear what you said earlier tonight, Cy…. cmon….
( Cyclones music plays, as he walks out holding his EAW Championship with an annoyed look on his face )
Jaywalker: Ladies and Gentlemen… INNNNNNNNNNNNtroducing the Champion… from TAMPA, FLORIDAAAAAAA…. HEEEE IS THE EAW CHAMPIOOOON!!!! CEEEEEENAAAAA 29!!!
Jaywalker: I mean… I mean JEFFFFF CEEEEEENAAAAA!!!! .. no wait, thats not it thats not it.
Cyclone: You think you’re REALLY funny, don’t you??? ( Cyclone is seen walking down the ramp quickly with a microphone just handed to him, as his music stops when he enters the ring )
Cyclone: Jay, I dont care if you’re the Guest Referee or the Super Intendent of the Universe. I’ve come TOO FAR just for you to be voted into this match soley to screw me. Im warning you RIGHT NOW, Jay, screw with me.. and you’re FINISHED.
Jaywalker: Is that RRREALLY how you wanna talk to your Special Guest Referee???
Jaywalker: I’ve said it before and Ill say it again, this match is going down the middle. But Cyclone, the difference between me and George Copeland, Kevin Devastation and Referee “Clark Kent” or whatever, is that unlike them.. I don’t take anybodys shit :).
WWEFan: 😮 ooo
Jaywalker: So you’d better get your ass to the corner, and fight like you actually have a pair of balls beneath your trousers, because I wont hesistate in bringing as much JUSTICE to this match as I can. You feeling me??? ( Cyclone mutters to himself, as he backs into his corner and awaits his opponent )
( Alexander Da Vinci’s music hits as he walks out from the back, holding a Sledgehammer and his Vitamin Water in hand )
Jaywalker: And the CHALLENGEEEEER…. From Parts Unknown, weighing in at who-gives-a-damn POOOOUNDS… MAAAAAAAAASTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRS!!!
( ADV is seen snickering as he makes his way to the ring )
WWEFan: Well in all seriousness, this is the 5th and final Match to the EAW Championship’s Best of 5 Series. This is the climax of the storied rivalry between Alexander Da Vinci and Cyclone, where these two guys have put eachother to the true test of wits and fortitude. But this is as far as it goes! With Jaywalker in the middle of the two, this match is ready! It’s set, and..
Jaywalker: ITS ON!
WWEFan: This match begins here tonight in the Prudential Center in Newark, New Jersey bringing a head to a heated rivalry that’s been culminating for months now in EAW! This match is No Holds Barred! This match is for the EAW Championship! This match is now! You can feel the tension between these two extremist as they stand in their respective corners with fury in their eyes. The two meet in the middle of the ring with Jaywalker standing between them and Cyclone makes the first move, waving his hand in front of his face showing the “You Can’t See Me” gesture…
WWEFan: ADV takes a moment to step back and do his patented Dynasty X chop followed by a vicious right hand flooring Cyclone! Jaywalker removes himself quickly, due to the fact ADV is wasting no time here settling this beef, hitting Cyclone with another right hand before he can even fully stand! Cyclone stumbles to his feet and is met with a kick to the gut from ADV! We see Cyclone Irish Whipped into the ropes, bouncing back and ducking under another haymaker punch from ADV!
WWEFan: Cyclone continues his momentum by bouncing off the ropes and nails a shoulder block to the chest of ADV! Both men hop up…another shoulder block! Both men hop up once again and ADV swings wildly in an attempt to regain momentum but Cyclone ducks, retaining control and reversing into a spin a spin out power bomb! Classic Cyclone! But ADV knows what’s coming next and wisely rolls to the outside.
WWEFan: Cyclone has a full head of steam and doesn’t plan on letting up as he follows ADV out of the ring, grabbing him by the head! But ADV reverses with an elbow to the gut of Cyclone. ADV continues with a punch to the forehead before he drives Cyclone face first into that steel ring post! The leaves Cyclone flustered…
WWEFan: This gives ADV an opening! ADV grabs Cyclone and tosses him right into the ringside barricade! Cyclone has been absolutely obliterated thus far in this match-up as he lay slumped over on that barricade. What’s ADV got in store now? ADV has an aggressive, cerebral like look on his face as he walks over and kicks Cyclone in the face mashing his head between the barricade and his boot…oh god, what now? ADV has dropped to one knee and now he’s choking him! ADV is choking the life out of Cyclone!
WWEFan: Look here! Jaywalker intervenes! He’s screaming at ADV to stop choking Cyclone, but ADV isn’t listening at all! Jaywalker then grabs ADV, wrapping his hand around his throat and RIPS him from Cyclone! Good officiating from my broadcast partner right there; but ADV doesn’t seem happy at all as he comes face to face with Jaywalker! Jaywalker is pointing at his referee shirt as he screams at ADV!
Jaywalker: Ease up man! Chill the hell out! I’m only doing my damn job!
WWEFan: But ADV pushes Jaywalker away and returns his attention to Cyclone but before you could even blink Cyclone throws a mean right hand! But ADV blocks and returns with a right hand of his own! Now Jay grabs the shoulder of ADV who turns around and shoves him nearly ten feet away! ADV continues by rolling Cyclone into the ring and grabbing a steel chair from the crowd before following in himself.
WWEFan: ADV sets the chair up in the middle of the ring before pulling Cyclone to his feet…ADV is setting up for something here as he pushes Cyclone in the ropes…SPINEBUSTER! ADV PICKS UP CYCLONE AND TURNS AROUND HITTING A SPINEBUSTER ON THE CHAMP RIGHT ONTO THAT STEEL CHAIR! No one’s going to be sitting in that chair anytime soon! Now for the pin as Jaywalker rolls into the ring!
WWEFan: What’s this? Jaywalker stops the count and reaches into his pocket and…he’s texting? He’s obviously got something much more important than this match at the moment. ADV stand up and walks over to Jaywalker as if to say, “What the hell?”
Jaywalker: That’s called payback! I’m the referee and you’re going to listen to what I tell you. If I say stop, YOU STOP DAMNIT! Understood?
WWEFan: ADV looks enraged as he stares down Jaywalker; but he regains himself and turns to Cyclone who is nearly to his feet and sends him into the corner. ADV lifts Cyclone to the top rope looking to continue his dominance. ADV climbs to the middle rope but look here! Cyclone turns the tables with a stiff shot the groin! God knows that doesn’t feel good! Cyclone has some hope! You can see the new life emerging in the champ as he sends a shot to the skull of ADV!
WWEFan: Cyclone could use this as an opportunity to get back into this as ADV stands unbalances on the second rope. Cyclone sends one more shot to the skull of ADV before…oh no…LIFTING ADV ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! Cyclone has ADV on his shoulders! He’s using every ounce of strength in his body to get to his feet and he does! Cyclone is standing on the top rope! This could be disastrous! Cyclone lets out a scream of intensity and…OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! CYCLONE HITS IT!!!
WWEFan: CYCLONE HITS AN F-U FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE AND THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE! GOOD GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’VE JUST WITNESSED! ADV HAS GONE FLYING FROM FIFTEEN FEET IN THE AIR AND THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE! CYCLONE LANDED ON THE MAT! ADV IS LAYING IN COMPLETE AND UTTER WRECKAGE! THIS TABLE HAS BEEN DEMOLISHED JUST AS WELL AS ADV’S BODY!
WWEFan: This entire arena is on it’s feet! I’m on my feet! Jaywalker along with the masses is just looking on in awe! Jaywalker rolls out of the ring and doesn’t know what to do as he stands in complete waste! EMT’s come rushing on the scene but Jaywalker shews them away for we’re in the midst of a EAW Championship match! Cyclone is moving but ADV is out cold! Cyclone is crawling inch by inch toward ADV. Will he make it?…YES! Cyclone slumps one arm over the body of ADV! The pin!
…BUT SOMEHOW ADV MANAGES TO GET A SHOULDER UP!
WWEFan: W-What?! How in the hell? ADV just got a shoulder up! Good god! How did he survive that? THIS MATCH RAGES ON! Cyclone sits up with a hopeless look on his face as he ask Jaywalker just how that wasn’t a three count? Many moments pass as these two superstars attempt to regain themselves and Cyclone pulls himself to his feet using the ring apron. ADV is barley moving as Cyclone sprouts an idea…a sinister one at that! Cyclone rips the steel steps apart and grabs the bottom half, sliding them into the ring!
WWEFan: Cyclone adjusts the steps in the ring before screaming outside of the ring for ADV to get into the ring! But ADV might not even know where he is after that. Look here; seems like Jaywalker is growing impatient as he stares at his watch…what the hell? Looks like Jaywalker is done waiting as he walks over and grabs ADV, rolling him into the ring. Cy pounces and begins stomping the hell out of ADV!
WWEFan: But look here! Jaywalker rolls into the ring and begins yelling at Cyclone to “ease up” and “stop” only to no avail. Finally Jaywalker grabs Cyclone rips throws him backwards before screaming at him at the top of his lungs…
Jaywalker: LISTEN TO ME KID; I’M TIRED OF YOU PEOPLE NOT LISTENING TO ME! I’M THE FUCKING REFEREE! NOW OBEY THE DAMN RULES! GOT IT!?
WWEFan: Cyclone pays Jaywalker no attention and walks back over to ADV, only one problem, ADV is nowhere to be seen! ADV is simply gone! Cyclone looks over at Jay who shrugs his shoulders. Cyclone walks over and looks over the ropes and…WHAAAAAM!!! It’s ADV! ADV has that Sledgehammer and he just clobbered Cyclone! ADV rolls into the ring as Cyclone is staggered clutching his jaw and drives that massive weapon into the rib cage of the EAW Champion!
WWEFan: Cyclone is slumped over on one knee in the middle of the ring. ADV steps back and goes through the motions of hitting his patented High Knee Strike ONLY HE USES THAT SLEDGEHAMMER INSTEAD AND CYCLONE’S HEAD WHIPS BACK! Cyclone is taking a beating here tonight! ADV then drops the sledgehammer and looks over to the Steel steps Cyclone inserted into the match and a sick look overtakes his face. ADV pulls the steps to the middle of the ring…what’s he thinking?
WWEFan: ADV lifts The Champ to his feet and steps onto those steel steps bringing Cyclone with him! No matter what happened from here, you know it can’t be good! ADV kicks Cyclone right in the gut and sets up for a Last Stand! ADV is going for it right onto those Steel Steps!……AND IT CONNECTS!!!!!!! OH MY…CYCLONE’S HEAD WAS JUST DRIVEN INTO THE STEEL! HE’S BLEEDING! BLOOD IS STREAMING DOWN CYCLONE FACE AS ADV TURNS HIM OVER! THE PIN!
…BUT CYCLONE MANAGES TO KICK OUT!!!!
WWEFan: You’ve got to be kidding me! These men are pulling out all of the stops in this match all for the EAW Championship! Cyclone is laying in a pool of blood and ADV can’t believe he’s not the EAW Champion already! ADV stands up and looks down at the horror movie that is Cyclone! Cyclone rolls off the steel and Jaywalker clears the ring of the steps and any other objects in the way as ADV grabs the head of Cyclone…
WWEFan: ADV pulls Cyclone’s blood drenched body to his feet and grabs him by the face, pointing his finger and screaming at him words of hate and distain! And yet another kick to the gut from ADV! He’s going for the Last Stand just one more time! That’s symbolic alright. ADV looks to the crowd and soaks in all of the emotion before bending his knees and jumping higher than ever before to connect with the Last Stand–
WWEFan: NO! WAIT A SECOND! CYCLONE BREAKS HIM ARM FREE AND SPINS OUT OF THE MOVE! Cyclone uses his momentum to grab the wrist of ADV and Irish Whip him into the corner! Wait a minute! ADV goes flying into the corner and crashes into a camera man! ADV shakes off the pain from hitting the corner and turns around, charging Cyclone…WHO HIT’S A DROP TOE HOLD! Cyclones reaches over and grabs the fallen camera man’s electrical cord!
WWEFan: Cyclone wraps the cord around the neck of ADV and…HE LOCKS IN THE STFU! THE STFU IS LOCKED IN USING THE ELECTRICAL WIRE CUTTING OFF OXYGEN QUIKER THAN EVER BEFORE IN THE DEAD CENTER OF THE RING! ADV IS CRAWLING! FLAILING! DOING WHATEVER HE CAN TO GET TO THE ROPES! ADV IS FADING BUT HE’S INCHES AWAY FROM THE ROPES! WILL HE MAKE IT?…NO! CYCLONE ROLLS THROUGH BACK TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH THE HOLD STILL LOCKED IN! BUT ADV JUST WON’T TAP!
WWEFan: ADV IS FADNIG! HE HAS NOWHERE TO GO! HE HAS TO TAP OUT! HE JUST HAS TO! BUT HE WON’T! ADV IS FADING…FADING…AND HE’S OUT! ADV IS NEARLY UNCONSCIOUS IN THIS HOLD! CYCLONE SYCHES IT IN! ADV HAS NO CHOICE! HE HAS TO TAP OUT!!!
WWEFan: NO! ADV WON’T QUIT! ADV WONT GIVE! ADV IS USING EVERY MUSCLE IN HIS BODY AS HE PUSHES HIMSELF UP! WHAT THE HELL? ADV SOMEHOW PULLS HIMSELF TO HIS FEET! GOOD GOD THER STRENGTH IN ADV WITH ALL TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTEY POUNDS OF CYCLONE ON HIS BACK!!! HOW IS HE DOING THIS!??!
WWEFan: ADV IS STANDING ON ONE LEG HOLDING CYCLONE ON HIS BACK WITH THE STFU SYCHED IN! LOOK! ADV BREAKS THE HOLD AND LIFTS CYCLONE ONTO HIS SHOULDERS…NO…NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
WWEFan: ADV DOES IT! ADV NAILS THE F-U ON CYCLONE! ADV NAILS CYCLONE WITH HIS OWN FINISHER! THE STREGTH SHOWN BY ADV WAS ABSOLUTLEY SUPERHUMAN! ADV IS NOTICABLY SPENT AS HE SLUMPS HIS ARM OVER CYCLONE!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
( Alexander Da Vinci’s music plays as he gets to his knees, battered and tired, and is handed the EAW Championship )
Announcer: Here is your winneerr… and the NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW EAW CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN…. ALEXANDEEEEEEEEERRR.. DAAAAAAAAAA VINCIIII!!!!
WWEFan: Ladies and Gentlemen, ADV deserved this. Da Vinci SCRAPPED. SCRAPPED and TORE with ADV, and these two guys sent eachother to hell! But theres no loser in this one, I don’t believe in that. ADV has won the Championship AGAIN, for a SECOND TIME and is going to get to have his cake, and eat it too… ( Jaywalker heads towards the Announce Table, and picks up the EAW Title, rolls in the ring and hands ADV the EAW Championship )
WWEFan: Cyclone surely has earned some of my respect for this display… he took damage, he took hits! But Alexander Da Vinci pressed through it ALL, and he’s persevered AGAIN, proving his resiliency in this GRUELING EAW Championship match!! .. ( Jaywalker takes a seat next to WWEFan )
Jaywalker: What a feeling, Fan…. this was intestinal fortitude at it’s peak man… these guys are MEN. Even Cyclone who I cant stand the hell out of, impresed me out there man.. this was a match that you’re just proud to be a part of even as the Official. I’d do it all over again, Fan, and thats the truth..
WWEFan: It’s been a VERY emotional night so far, Jay.. but NOTHING compares to the emotion thats up next. NOTHING can compare to what we’re about to see as our Main Event, involving Mr. DEDEDE and The Heart Break Boy…
Jaywalker: But first, let’s take a quick look at yet another preview for the upcoming most extravagant event of the year, THE GRAND RAMPAGE!
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9dt_AfLOxQ airs )
IT’S LIVE APRIL 16TH!! DON’T MISS IT!!!
( A flashback of the careers of Mr. DEDEDE and The Heart Break Boy begin play on a split-screen )
( Their achievements. Their biggest wins, their titles earned and their celebrations flossed are all glorified in the videos ) …
( The Ring Announcer is standing in the ring )
Announcer: This match is set for onefall… and by order of the fans, is a LAST… MAAANNNNN… STAAAAAANDING MATCH!!! … The match will end when either of these men become UNABLE to break the 10 Count! And the man/men who are deemed inable to do so must LEAVE Extreme Answerz Wrestling, and leave it for good…
( Mr. DEDEDE’s music plays as he walks out to the ring )
Announcer: Introducing FIRST… From Ft. Lauderdale, Florida… weighing in at 241 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDSSSS…. MISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR… DEDEDEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Jaywalker: This is what it all comes down to. Mr. DEDEDE has been in some HUGE matches in his career, but never a match in the caliber of tonight. And the same can attest for HBB.. I know how it feels to be in a do-or-die situation, and it is a nerve wracking one. The ENTIRE time, the idea of you losing and having to leave this business is on the side of your mind. And the other side is dead-set on victory. Mr. DEDEDE has certainly made EAW a domain of his own–
WWEFan: But I want to make this certain, Jay… whoever wins this match tonight IS the Greatest e-fedder of All Time! That’s POINT BLANK.
WWEFan: And if neither of these guys win, you become the GOAT..
Jaywalker: I take no sloppy seconds, Fan. Im the Greatest, this is just comedy hour to me… im not worried…
( Heart Break Boy’s music plays as he walks out to the ring )
Announcer: And his OPPONENT…. From Chicago, Illinois… weighing in at 220 POOOOOUNDS… THEEEEEEEE HEART!!!!!… BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK!!!! …. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!!
WWEFan: Theres no love-loss between the two of these guys. From the START, theres ALWAYS been an aura of competition. Even if they seemed worlds apart, the argument slowly became “is it Heart Break Boy or is it Mr. DEDEDE??”… and HBB wanted this score settled once and for all, that’s why I dont blame him for the call-out. But No matter what these two guys have done to eachother. No matter what brawl, manipulation, title hunt. These guys have a history, a score that will be settled. And NOW is the time to do it. HERE at Reckless Wiring!!! …
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Jaywalker: The be-all-end-all. The Main Event. For some, its an answered prophecy…. For others, its the send-off of a lifetime. DEDEDE and Heart Break Boy are staring down. Unmoving, unchanging expressions. Just staring eachother down, looking at eachother in cold blood. And they circle the ring… slowly… not taking their eyes off of eachother… and they close in, and go BACK AND FORTH, BACK AND FORTH, Rights & lefts, an EXPLOSIVE BRAWL! EXPLOSIVE, SWIFT, UNBEARING, RELENTLESS! THESE GUYS ARE TRADING SHOTS LIKE PRIZE FIGHTERS! And DEDEDE backs into the turnbuckle, as HBB backs away….
WWEFan: And DEDEDE steps out of the turnbuckle, as HBB runs right towards him!! .. but DEDEDE dodges out of the way as HBB hits the turnbuckle, and DEDEDE whips HBB to the turnbuckle behind him– but HBB reverses the whip, as DEDEDE is sent into the turnbuckle, and HBB heads towards DEDEDE… but DEDEDE CHARGES out of the corner with a Big Boot into the face!! Taking HBB down!! And HBB returns up, as DEDEDE scoops HBB, and connects the Scoop Slam into the mat! And HBB sits up, returns back up, and DEDEDE takes him BACK DOWN with a shoulderblock!! And DEDEDE is heading onto the apron, quickly climbing up to the top turnbuckle…. but Heart Break Boy rushes himself up to his feet,
Jaywalker: And RUSHES towards DEDEDE!! But DEDEDE DUCKS under the swinging arm of HBB, and connects a FACEBUSTER into the ring ropes!! And DEDEDE heads back to the top rope now, as Heart Break Boy… WISELY rolls out of the ring… but its to the ringside floor where hes standing, and DEDEDE CHANGES DIRECTION, AND DEDEDE LEAPS OFFFFFF…. DIVING CROSS-BODYYY—- BUT HBB CATCHES DEDEDE IN MIDAIR, BEFORE IMPACT, AND CONVERTS IT INTO THE SPIN-OUT SCOOP SLAM, AS DEDEDE HITS THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! And the referee slides out of the ring with DEDEDE down, and HBB walking away from DEDEDE!!
Referee: 1!!!…. 2!!!!…… 3!!!………. 4!!!!… ( DEDEDE is already pulling himself back up ) … 5!!!! …. 6!!!…. ( DEDEDE is back up to his feet, breaking the count )
WWEFan: DEDEDE falls back to one knee, as Heart Break Boy is… up on the apron!! And DEDEDE is stumbling right infront of our Announce table grabbing the back of his neck, as he turns around… and HEART BREAK BOY SPRINGS UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND LEAPS OFF FOR A SPRINGBOARD CORKSCREWED MOONSAULT, CONNECTING RIGHT ONTO DEDEDE!!! And this sends DEDEDE back to the ground, as HBB is sent slumped over our announce table!!! And theres the count AGAIN on DEDEDE!!
Referee: 1!!!!….. 2!!!!…….. 3!!!!!…….. 4!!!!……. 5!!!!…….. 6!!!!!….. ( DEDEDE is using the announce table to get back up )
Jaywalker: But Heart Break Boy grabs DEDEDE up by his hair, and HBB BASHES DEDEDE SEVERAL TIMES face-first into the announce table!! And HBB brings DEDEDE over to the Spanish Announce Table, and BASHES his head several times there!! Leave em alone! DEDEDE is slumped over, as Heart Break Boy heads back over to our Announce Table… and HBB grabs a Steel Chair from the ground, heads towards our Announce Table and is climbing up it!!! Don’t break this one, we just had someone F-U’ED through it earlier!! Now HBB is up on the table… and is RUNNING ACROSS OUR TABLE, LEAPS TO THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE, and HAS HBB’S LEG IN BETWEEN THE FLAPS!!!! AS HBB CONNECTS A CHAIR-AIDED LEGDROP!!!!!!
WWEFan: BUT DEDEDE SHIFTS OUT OF THE WAY, AS HBB FALLS STRAIGHT THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE, HURTING HIS LEG!!!!! AND NOW HBB SITS UP IN PAIN, AS DEDEDE GRABS ONE OF THE MONITORS THAT ARE DOWN, AND BASH IT OVER HBB’S SKULL!!!
Referee: 1!!!!!…… 2!!!!!!………. 3!!!!!!!………… 4!!!!!!!! ( HBB is stirring, and pulling himself up to a seated position ) … 5!!!! …… 6!!!!!!!…….. ( HBB pulls his leg out of the chair ) .. 7!!!!!!! …… ( HBB is back up to his feet )
WWEFan: HBB is back up, and meanwhile, DEDEDE was lurking under the ring… and pulled out, yep, a 12 Foot LADDER!!! AND HAS IT HELD!!! AND DEDEDE CHARGES TOWARDS HBB— BUT HBB SIDESTEPS OUT OF THE WAY! And DEDEDE, running with momentum ends up running up-and OVER the Barricade!!! As DEDEDE is sent into the crowd area on the right-hand side behind us!! And the ladders over the cade too, as HBB steps over the Barricade, and heads deeper into the crowd area where DEDEDE is, and connects several right hands!! As DEDEDE is stumbling towards one of the production-areas of the crowd!! And DEDEDE is slumped over a production table, as HBB backs up… runs towards DEDEDE, and DEDEDE DUCKS UNDER, AND CONNECTS A BACK-BODY DROP, AS HBB LANDS ONTO A PRODUCTION TABLE!!!
Jaywalker: And now DEDEDE SHOVES one of the production workers out of the way, as they all clear off, and DEDEDE takes his steel chair… and now DEDEDE pulls the ladder towards him now, as he sets it up RIGHT NEXT TO where Heart Break Boy is layed out at!!! And now DEDEDE, with the Steel Chair in arm is climbing up to the TOP OF THE LADDER!!! AND DEDEDE… MOMENTARILY REACHES THE TOP OF THE LADDER, AS DEDEDE IS STANDING WAY UP TOP!!! AND DEDEDE LEAPS OFF OF THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!! AND PLUMMETS INTO HBB, WHO PLUMMETS THROUGH THE TABLE, AD DEDEDE CONNECTS THE CHAIR-AIDED WINGS OF HELL!!!! THE WINGS OF HELL!!!! SEALING THE DEAL, AS DEDEDE HAS A MANIACAL LOOK ON HIS FACE!!! AND THE REF IS COUNTING!!
Referee: 1!!!!!!……… 2!!!!!!!!………. 3!!!!!!!!!………….4!!!!!!!!!!….. ( HBB rolls onto his stomach, and starts crawling towards the ringside area ) ……… 5!!!!!!!!!………. 6!!!!!!!!!………….. 7!!!!!!!!!!!…….. 8!!!!!!!!!!!….. ( HBB is using the barricade to pull himself up ) ….. SAFE! ( HBB is barely on his feet )
WWEFan: QUITE the lucky break there!! As DEDEDE seems upset that HBB could get up, but HBB crawls over the ‘cade, and falls to the floor, as DEDEDE tailgates HBB, and steps over the ‘Cade… and DEDEDE pulls HBB’s practically dead-weight up, and rolls HBB into the ring, as DEDEDE slides in.. and heads directly towards a corner, seemingly resting… and Heart Break Boy is using the ropes to pull himself back up, as he returns to his feet… turns around…. and DEDEDE CHARGES OUT OF THE CORNER, CONNECTING THE SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR!!! SPEAR!!!!!!! SPE-A——-A-A-A-A–A- NO!!!!!! AS DEDEDE DRIVES!!!! HBB LIFTS THE LEG!!! LIFTS THE LEG, AND CONNECTS THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STRAIGHT INTO THE JAW!!!!!!!!! AND DEDEDE FALLS BACK!!!! DEDEDE IS OUT!!!!!!!!
Jaywalker: HOLY CRAP!!!! HBB FALLS BACK ON THE ROPES NOW!!!
Referee: 1!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!! …… 3!!!!!!! …. 4!!!!!!!! … 5!!!!!!!! …. 6!!!!!!!!! .. 7!!!!!!!!!! … 8!!!!!!!!! … 9!!!!!!!!!…..
Jaywalker: HBB IS BEGINNING TO CELEBRATE, BUT Mr. DEDEDE, RIPPING A PAGE RIGHT OUT OF HBB’S BOOK KIPS UP!!!! HE KIPS UP TO HIS FEET!!! AND HBB RUNS TOWARDS HIM, AS DEDEDE DUCKS DOWN, AND CONNECTS THE GRAND SLAM!!!!!!! THE GRAND SLAM!!!!!!!!!! PLANTING HBB INTO THE MAT!!! VINTAGE GAWD!!! VINTAGE DEDEDE!!!!!!! AND NOW DEDEDE HOVERS OVER HBB’S HEAD AND…. AND…. AND DEDEDE PULLS OFF ONE OF HIS ELBOWS!!! AND DEDEDE TOSSES IT INTO THE CROWD!!! WE HAVENT SEEN THIS IN SOOOOO LONG!!! DEDEDE BACKS INTO THE ROPES, HOPS OVER HBB, BACKS INTO THE OTHER ROPES, RETURNS BACK, AND IS GOING FOR THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE IN E-FEDS & ENTERTAINMENT, THE BOTTOMLESS ELBOW!!!!
WWEFan: HE GOT IT!!!!! THAT CAME FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!! DEDEDE HASN’T DONE THOSE MOVES IN YEARS!!! But DEDEDE collapses back into the turnbuckle, seated position, as the Ref counts!!!
Referee: 1!!!!!!!!!!………. 2!!!!!!!!!!!……….. 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!……… 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………. 5!!!!!!!!!!!………….. 6!!!!!!!!!!!…… 7!!!!!!!!!!……. ( HBB has yet to move ) …. 8!!!!!!!!!!………….. 9!!!!!!!!!!!…………….. 1—-
WWEfan: WAIT!!! BUT HBB LIFTS HIS LEGS, AND HBB KIPS UP!!! ALITTLE BIT OF “ANYTHING YOU CAN DO, I CAN DO BETTER”, JAY!!! And HBB falls back to his knees, clutching his ribs, but DEDEDE and HBB stare off, battled-tested, with DEDEDE bleeding from the mouth now!! And DEDEDE is spitting out a tooth, from that superkick from earlier!! And now DEDEDE heads over to HBB, and starts hammering right-hands into HBB’s skull!! And HBB is firing back now, as HBB is one one-knee… and DEDEDE CLUBS A DOUBLE-AXEHANDLE LOW BLOW, STRAIGHT INTO THE GROIN OF Mr. DEDEDE!!! AND HBB SWEEPS DEDEDE BY HIS LEGS, ONTO HIS BACK! AND DEDEDE STANDS UP, AND APPLIES THE SHARPSHOOTER!!! AN IMPACTFUL MOVE BEHIND HELD ONTO Mr. DEDEDE!!!
Jaywalker: The Sharpshooter wont WIN YOU the match, but it’ll to ALOT to your opponents legs! And if you don’t have legs in a last man standing match, you’re basically done! And HBB is holding it in for a good 15 seconds, as DEDEDE is TAPPING OUT!!! BUT THAT’S NOT GONNA END THE SUFFERING, AS HBB HOLDS IT IN LONGER, AND LONGER!!! 20 SECONDS! 30 SECONDS!!! AND HBB FINALLY, AFTER LOSING SOME GRIP, LETS GO!!! And now DEDEDE rolls out of the ring, but as soon as he tries to land on his feet, his legs give out and he falls to his knees!! And now HBB gets back up on the ring, waiting for DEDEDE to get back up…. and eventually DEDEDE does reach a vertical base, as HBB runs and BASEBALL SLIDES TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, knocking DEDEDE down and out infront of the ramp!!! And HBB isn’t done, as he heads towards the Turnbuckle… and HBB is climbing up top!!! What’s he thinking!?!?!?!
WWEFan: He’s thinking HEART BREAK IN JERSEY!! AS HBB IS STANDING AT THE TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE, AND HBB LEAPS OFF OF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, ALL OR NOTHING!!! WITH A LOOOOOONG, LOOOOOOOONG DIVE TO WHERE DEDEDE IS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE RAMP, CONNECTING THE HEARTBREAK ELBOW RIGHT INTO THE HEART!!!!! AND NOW HBB PULLS HIMSELF BACK UP,
Referee: 1……….. 2!!!!!!!!!………. 3!!!!!!!!………. 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………… 5!!!!!!!!!!!………….. 6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……….
WWEFan: But LOOK AT HBB! HBB IS ON THE APRON, AND IS CLIMBING BACK UP THE TURNBUCKLE!!!
Referee: …. 7!!!!!!!!!……… 8!!!!!!!!!!!!……….
WWEFan: HBB IS STANDING AT THE TOP!!! HE DOESNT WANNA JUST WIN, HE WANTS TO ESTABLISH SOMETHING!!!! HBB LEAPS OFF!!!! AND——- AGAIN!!!!! CONNECTS THE HEARTBREAK ELBOOOOWWWWW——– BUT DEDEDE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAAAAY!!! AS HBB CONNECTS IT RIGHT INTO THE METAL RAMP, AND IS SCREAMING AND TWISTING IN SHOCK, AGONY AND PAIN!!! AND DEDEDE PULLS HIMSELF UP IN THE PROCESS, AS HBB HIT NOTHING!!!! CRASH & BURN, AND DEDEDE IS WOBBLY ON HIS FEET, AS DEDEDE PULLS HEART BREAK BOY IN.. AND CONNECTS THE DEDEDE DDT, SENDING HBB FACE & SKULL-FIRST INTO THE METAL RAMP!!! And even after hitting that move, you can still see expressions of pain and agony from DEDEDE! Every move these guys are making is taking something out of them!!! And DEDEDE, slowly getting up BARKS at the referee to count!
Referee: 1!!!!!!!…….. 2!!!!!!!!!!…………. 3!!!!!!!!!!………. 4!!!!!!!!!!!!………….. 5!!!!!!!!!!!!……. 6!!!!!! ……. 7!!!!……… ( HBB is stirring, and is pulling himself up with his arms, as his face is bleeding profusely ) …. 8!!!!!!!!! …….. 9!!!!!!!!!!!…. ( HBB somehow, gets to a vertical base before the 10 )
Jaywalker: HBB is back up to his feet at the middle of the ramp, and now DEDEDE… IS CHARGING AT HBB!!! DEDEDE CHARGES AT HBB, AND CONNECTS THS SPEAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!! THE SPEEEEEEEEAR OFF OF THE RAAAAAAMP, AS BOTH MEN ARE DRIVEN, PRIMARILY HBB, STRAIGHT INTO THE SIDE-RAILS OF THE RAMP, AND KNOCK THAT METAL SIDE-RAILING DOWN!!!!! AS BOTH OF THEM ARE GONERS!!!!
WWEFan: Take a look, Jay!!! ( Camera shows a replay, where as DEDEDE spears HBB, HBB wrapped his arm around DEDEDE’s skull and was able to convert it into a DDT )
Jaywalker: Holy cow!!! I can’t believe this!!! If this was intentional, which im sure it is since HBB is already making his way up to his hands and knees, that had to be the most GENIUS counter ever!!! DEDEDE went for that spear, which has AMAZING velocity, and then you’re able to wrap your arm around the head KNOWING that it’ll convert into a DDT!!!
Referee: 5!!!!! ……. 6!!!!!……… ( DEDEDE is pulling himself up, using members of the crowd ) 7!!!!! …… 8!!!!!!! ……… 9!!!!!!!!!!…… 1—- ( DEDEDE is up on both feet, stopping the count )
WWEFan: Despite DEDEDE reaching his feet, DEDEDE falls RIGHT BACK down! And now DEDEDE is crawling back up the ramp, trying to crawl his way to the ring… and Heart Break Boy is at the Ringpost at ringside infront of the ramp, as HBB is hunched over, nearly blinded from the pain he’s in! And now DEDEDE is back up to his feet, as he limps towards the ring….. and HBB CHARGES, AND CONNECTS THE SWEET!!!! CHIN!!!!!!!! MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STRAIGHT INTO DEDEDE’S JAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AS DEDEDE FALLS BACK!!! AND HBB FALLS TO THE GROUND, AS HE SEEMS TO HAVE HIT DEDEDE SO HARD WITH THE SCM, THAT HE’S HURT HIMSELF!!!
Jaywalker: And the referee is counting!!!
Referee: 1!!!!!!!!!…………. 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………… 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………. 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………….. 5!!!!!!!!!!!!……………….. 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………….. 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……….. ( HBB uses the ropes to pull himself up ) …. 8!!!!!!!!!!!!………….. 9!!!!!!!!!!!……………… ( DEDEDE has yet to move a single limb ) … 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( Heart Break Boy’s music hits, as he collapses to the ground with an emotionless crimson mask for a face )
Jaywalker: Heart Break Boy has done it!! …
WWEFan: Well, it looks like we know who the Greatest of All Time truly is…
Jaywalker: Blasphemy aside, Heart Break Boy has won the war. He has enough bragging rights to call himself the Greatest E-fedder of All Time, true or not. HE has enough bragging rights, enough for me not to feel compelled to argue. It wasn’t just because he beat Mr. DEDEDE, it’s because he beat the absolute BEST that Mr. DEDEDE has ever had to offer. Every stop was brought out, Fan, from the both of these guys…
WWEFan: HBB certainly LIVES for these Big-Matches… but I think this is as big as a World Championship caliber victory! This is a score settled, a Legend ended, and an ERA established!
( Heart Break Boy, without looking back is being helped by two referees to the backstage )
( Other Referees are seen surround the unresponsive Mr. DEDEDE, as he lays on his side, emotionless with his eyes open )
Jaywalker: But it’s just starting to register now, Mr. DEDEDE LOST this match, and you know what that means… ( HBB’s music stops, as DEDEDE sits up slowly, with his face also a crimson mask )
WWEFan: This…. that’s true…. I can’t believe im saying this, but this is the end of Mr. DEDEDE in EAW.
Jaywalker: If I were DEDEDE… I’d take my ball and go. Mr. DEDEDE has done SO MUCH for EAW, I won’t leave that out. But DEDEDE… man the guy obviously came to win, but the rules are the rules… what can I say?
( DEDEDE stands on the both of his feet, and drags himself up the ramp, refusing any help from an official )
WWEFan: Mr. DEDEDE returned and was always up for “Making things work his way”… things just didn’t work his way…
( DEDEDE turns around, and faces the entire arena where some folks are leaving, and half of the crowd are heckling him, part of the crowd are singing “Nananana, Heyheyhey, GoodBye”, and another portion are supporting him and cheering him on ) ..
( DEDEDE looks around the crowd with his face in an emotion of rage and fear, as DEDEDE begins shedding tears, turns around, bangs his fist on the Stage and leaves through the curtains, refusing to look back ) …
( EAW logo buzzes )