(The camera fades backstage to an arena corridor. Suddenly Allen Livingston pops into frame, uncomfortably close to the camera)
Allen Livingston: Ayocheckititsyourboy Allen Livingston and yeah… usually I start these things off with the lovely and talented Sofia Clarke but you see… this is unplanned, she don’t know I’m doing this right now… REVOLT! viewers we gotta have a talk…
Allen Livingston: This ain’t no normal Sunday, you feel me? This here is Super Bowl Sunday… and you know what that means? Our ratings are gonna be some hot trash. But since I got some of y’all… right here and right now… please don’t change the channel. Ay look if you wanna know the score that bad, tweet me and I’ll tweet back, but don’t change the channel. Check it, if you change the channel, that messes with the money… and if you fuc–
(Suddenly Allen Livingston is cut off by Sofia Clarke, walking into the frame and looking confused)
Sofia Clarke: Hi Allen! What’s… going on?!
Allen Livingston: Oh uhh… well you see…
(Allen pushes the camera away as the camera fades out)
(REBELLION INTRO WHEW)
(The camera fades inside the arena as the crowd inside explodes with cheers and chants of “REVOLT!” The camera does a panoramic shot, focusing in on some signs before it fades over to the announce table at ringside where we’re greeted by a smiling James Peters and a grinning Rich Russillo)
James Peters: HELLLLOOOOOOO EVERYBODY AND WELCOME TO REBELLION!!
(We pan to the ring as Kenji Shinobu, Kirk Matthews, Erik Holland, and Damon Xalvador all are seen standing around)
(“I Love Myself” by The Wannadies hits as Kenneth James Bradford walks down the aisle to a majority of the audience booing. He shrugs them off along the way)
Bella Braxton: The following is a five-man elimination match! From Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 203 pounds… KENNNETHHHH JAMESSSS BRADFORDD!!!
Peters: All five of these men have something to prove and they’re going to have the opportunity to do just that.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Peters: This five-man elimination match is underway! Immediately all the wrestlers in this match converge and begin trying to physically impose their will on their opponents, but it’s Kenneth James Bradford who seems to have gained the early advantage, raining down with clubbing blows on Damon Xalvador and Erik Holland before connecting with an elevated dropkick to Xalvador! KJB quickly rises back to his feet as Holland staggers to the corner, charging in that direction and meeting him there for the corner clothesline! KJB now takes Holland by the back of the head, running forward and taking Holland along with him for a well-executed bulldog that plants the face of Erik Holland into the mat! Meanwhile, Kenji Shinobu and Kirk Matthews trade blows, the two of them in a deadlock with neither showing signs of wear until Erik Holland staggers back — BUT IT’S KENNETH JAMES BRADFORD CONNECTING WITH A SPINEBUSTER TO THE UNSUSPECTING KENJI SHINOBU! SHINOBU TURNED AROUND AND KJB HAD A WORLD FULL OF HURT READY FOR HIM!
Russillo: Fantastic showing by KJB starting off this match! He’s come into this bout with a head of steam, and it’s that kind of energy he needs to keep carrying to be a consistent winner here in Revolt!
Peters: Damon Xalvador is back up to his feet now after being leveled with that Elevated Dropkick square to the jaw, but KJB with a rake to the eyes of Xalvador, sidestepping and getting him in position for the Ego Trip! There it is! The full nelson facebuster KJB calls the “Ego Trip” connects! Xalvador is laid out, KJB drops down and hooks Xalvador’s leg for the cover!
Ref: ONEEEEEEE!!!!!!… TWOOOOO!!!!… THREEEEEEEE!!!!!
Bella Braxton: Damon Xalvador has been eliminated!
Russillo: Rough showing for Xalvador tonight, but there you see KJB punctuating his efforts early on by finishing the job right there. Let’s see if he can do it with the remaining three wrestlers in this match!
Peters: Erik Holland groggily stumbles back to his feet, but KJB from behind — ANOTHER EGO TRIP! KJB PLANTS ERIK HOLLAND’S FACE IN THE MAT, FOLLOWED BY A HOOK OF THE LEG TO HOLLAND!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!… TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!… THRREEEEE!!!!!
Braxton: Erik Holland has been eliminated!
Russillo: Then there were three. KJB is going off!
Peters: KJB takes Kirk Matthews up now, and he’s connecting with a flurry of absolutely VICIOUS knife-edged chops! KJB is really laying those chops into the chest of Kirk Matthews, you can see Matthews’ chest reddening! KJB WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX ON KIRK MATTHEWS! IT CONNECTS! THE NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX WITH THE BRIDGE!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEE!!!!!!… TWOOOOOO!!!!!!… THREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
BB: Kirk Matthews has been eliminated!
Russillo: It’s down to two now, and thus far KJB has just cleaned house. Nobody expected this from him, but he’s defying all of those expectations. He’s throwing a wrench in everybody’s plans.
Peters: Kenji Shinobu is up and he’s got his sights set on KJB! Shinobu and KJB square up in the middle of the ring, and the two knot up! The tie-up ensues, and Kenji Shinobu is actually generating some push-back on KJB, cornering him against the turnbuckles – but KJB latches onto the rope, forcing the referee to break the two up! After Kenji separates from KJB, he tries to initiate contact again but only to be met by a tweak to the eye from KJB! The tweak to the eye sends Kenji Shinobu staggering back, and now KJB darts forward, setting Kenji up for the Ego Trip! AND IT CONNECTS! YES! THAT FULL NELSON FACEBUSTER CONNECTS AND KJB HOOKS THE LEG!
Ref: ONEEEEEEE!!!!!… TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!… THREEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“I Love Myself” by The Wannadies hits as the referee raises Kenneth James Bradford’s arm as the crowd boos)
Bella Braxton: The winner of this match… KENNETHHHH JAMESSS BRADFORDDDDD!!!!!!
Russillo: None of these competitors seemed prepared whatsoever for the onslaught of Kenneth James Bradford. They were sitting ducks, and it was hunting season for KJB tonight.
Peters: They all tried, I guess, but KJB was the aggressor tonight. He made quick work of everybody in this match. He’s one to watch going forward.
(Badass Kevin is shown backstage putting a glove on his right wrist ahead of his matchup)
????: You ready big shot?
(VIP appears on the frame with a smug look on his face)
Badass Kevin: You should be asking yourself that.
VIP: I stay ready so I ain’t gotta get ready. I just thought I’d get a nice good look at my opponent while he’s still in the right state of mind, before I embarrass him out there and see how he looks following it.
Badass Kevin: You seem confident. Don’t be too sure of yourself though, those words might come back to haunt you big fella.
VIP: My words? Coming back to haunt me? Do you know who I am? I’m Vincent I motherfucking Pride. I’m authentic, real name no gimmicks. I don’t gotta call myself a badass for people to know I’m a badass. My name rings bells in the 6ix and beyond, everybody knows who I am. But you? It’s like the police asking us questions, we don’t know shit! Basically… you’re a nobody and I’m making you famous by even facing you tonight. But get it while you here boy, cuz all that hype won’t feel the same after the bell rings.
Badass Kevin: Are you done?
VIP: Actually I’m not, I’m on my worst behavior. Motherfucka’s never loved us! So why should I humble myself now? I’m gonna talk my shit, then I’m gonna go out there and walk all over you in the ring, but they don’t have no award for that so you know what I’m gonna do after that? TROPHIES. TROPHIES. That’s right, I’m gonna move onto bigger and better, like that Heavyweight Championship.
Badass Kevin: I don’t know about the Heavyweight Championship but if there was a championship for forced Drake references you’d definitely be the holder of it. But i’ll tell you what, I’m going to kick your ass and give you a humbling experience, maybe you’ll Thank Me Later for it. Take Care of that jaw of course once I knock your teeth down your throat. I can assure you that Nothing will be The Same for you after our match. If you’re having second thoughts about facing me, it’s too late. The only “Views” you’ll be having will be the stars you’re seeing. Now if you keep fucking with me, your career will be begging for More Life after I end it.
(Badass Kevin walks off with an annoyed expression as VIP looks on flustered)
Bella Braxton: The following match is scheduled for one fall!
(“Bad Motherfucker” by MGK featuring Kid Rock hits as Badass Kevin arrogantly saunters down to the ring, the capacity crowd serenading him with boos, many of the fans in attendance shouting obscenities at him that the microphones seem to be picking up for brief moments)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 264 pounds… BADASSSSS KEVINNNNNN!!!
Peters: Kevin has had his share of ups and downs thus far in Revolt, but he’s got the mentality that the future is looking bright for him. He thinks it’s so bright he’s got to wear shades. Maybe tonight is the night his confidence in himself will start matching up to his skill inside the ring.
Russillo: Well, give Badass Kevin some credit. He’s nothing to sneeze at. A hard-nosed competitor. He may take liberties with the rules here and there, but the guy knows how to win.
(“9” by Drake hits as VIP coolly walks down to the ring, the fans welcoming him with an uproarious, but divided 60-40 boos-to-cheers reaction)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 280 pounds… HE IS THE V! I! P! VINCE I. PRIIIIIIIIIDEEEE!!!!
Peters: Well, let’s not mince words. VIP is 6’7, 280 pounds of muscle. This is a guy that can break just about anybody in that locker room half. He intimidates with his size and he can just physically impose his will on just about anybody.
Russillo: Badass Kevin isn’t easily intimidated, but he may have met his match in VIP.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Peters: VIP against Kevin is underway! There’s no love lost between these two, with both men talking their fair share of trash in the build-up to this match, and right off the bat Badass Kevin charges into VIP for a Spear — but it’s VIP transitioning Kevin’s hasty spear attempt into a snap DDT — NO! Badass Kevin spins out of the Snap DDT, darting off the nearby ropes and connecting with a stiff knee squarely to the side of VIP’s head, absolutely flooring him! VIP had that move telegraphed, but his reaction time wasn’t quick enough to avoid Badass Kevin’s attack! Kevin quickly drops down for the cover!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEE!!!!…. TWOOOO!!!….
Peters: Kickout by VIP!
Russillo: Foolish to even attempt a pin attempt this early, but that shows you the cockiness of Badass Kevin. The fact he’s willing to show up his opponents and rile them up in the process.
Peters: Badass Kevin yanks VIP back up to his feet by the arm, commuting him over to the corner and trying to pummel his face smack-dab into the turnbuckle — but VIP blocks it with his foot, proceeding with a kick to the groin of Badass Kevin! Kevin winces in pain, and now VIP with a belly-to-back suplex! IT CONNECTS! The belly-to-back suplex connects, laying out Badass Kevin in the middle of the ring! VIP does a little taunt afterward as if to say Kevin ain’t nothing!
Russillo: VIP better watch out, Kevin is slowly rising to his feet despite taking the brunt of that suplex!
Peters: VIP sees that Badass Kevin is up to his feet quicker than he expected, retaliating with a couple of forearms to the side of Badass Kevin’s head, but a third forearm is blocked by Kevin, followed up by a closed-fist punch that sends VIP staggering back as Kevin spears VIP into the corner right up against the turnbuckles! Kevin now lunging and connecting for multiple cornered headbutts to the midsection of VIP, but VIP latches onto Badass Kevin – and he’s taking him up for something! PILEDRIVER! NO! Badass Kevin forces his way out of what appeared like a Piledriver by shifting his weight down, now getting back to a vertical base as the two loudmouths begin trading blows! A left from Kevin, followed by a right from VIP, and a left from Kevin — THUMB TO THE EYE OF KEVIN, SENDING HIM LURCHING BACKWARD!
Russillo: Savvy move by VIP!
Peters: And now VIP charges forward going for the running bulldog, but to no avail as Badass Kevin sends VIP tumbling forward into the corner, his legs caught in the ropes! Badass Kevin now positions VIP backward as he’s hung up against those ropes near the turnbuckles, connecting with not one, not two, but three stiff shoot kicks to the sternum of VIP! VIP’s going to be feeling that one tomorrow, he may have gotten the wind knocked out of him right there! VIP now finally comes undone, falling down from the ropes, but only to be met by several boot stomps to the midsection from Kevin as VIP remains grounded!
Russillo: VIP’s in a bad way right now. Kevin could capitalize and finish this at any moment.
Peters: Badass Kevin takes VIP up by the arm, and he’s got him in a fireman’s carry now — he’s gong for something! — BUT VIP SHIFTS HIS WEIGHT DOWN, RISING BACK TO A VERTICAL BASE! KEVIN TURNS AROUND AND VIP CONNECTS WITH A QUICK SCOOP SLAM! VIP IS TAKING A MOMENT TO CATCH HIS BREATH, NOW SLUGGISHLY DARTING OFF THE ROPES TO FIND KEVIN WITH THE HIGH KNEE DROP!
Russillo: High knee drop!
Peters: NOBODY’S HOME! THE HIGH KNEE DROP MISSES AND THAT KNEE OF VIP’S CATCHES NOTHING BUT MAT! VIP IS NOW FAVORING HIS KNEE AFTER THE HIGH KNEE DROP MISSED, BUT KEVIN’S BACK TO HIS FEET, NOW TRYING TO APPLY THE GRAPEVINE VARIANT OF THE ANKLE LOCK!
Russillo: Come on, VIP!
Peters: Showing a partisan slant, are we, Russillo? Nevertheless, Badass Kevin fails to get that grapevine ankle lock applied as VIP squirms to the ropes in the nick of time to force a rope break! The referee separates Badass Kevin from VIP, but only for a brief moment as Badass Kevin runs over to VIP and continues his onslaught, connecting with an elbow drop to the shoulder blade of VIP! Kevin takes VIP back up to his feet yet again after that elbow drop, now tryin to get him in a Fireman’s Carry above his shoulders to set him up for something again — STRAIGHT TO THE BANK!
Peters: NO! VIP BLOCKS THE STRAIGHT TO THE BANK GTS WITH HIS HANDS! KEVIN ALMOST DROPPED VIP’S JAW-FIRST RIGHT ON HIS KNEE, BUT VIP WITH CAT-LIKE REFLEXES MANAGES TO CATCH THE KNEE WITH HIS HANDS, DROPPING KEVIN TO THE MAT AND TRYING TO APPLY SOME SORT OF SUBMISSION — AND HE’S TURNED HIM OVER! THE FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK IS APPL–NO! DESPITE BEING GROUNDED, KEVIN SHOVES VIP IN THE BACK, SENDING HIM SPRINGING OFF THE ROPES, AND KEVIN ON THE TRANSITION REELING HIM IN FOR THE SMALL PACKAGE PIN!
Ref: ONEEEEEE!!!!!!!…. TWOOOOOOOOO!!!….
Peters: NO! VIP ROLLS KEVIN AROUND, NOW THE SMALL PACKAGE ON KEVIN!
Ref: ONEEEEEE!!!!!!!!… TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!…
Peters: KICKOUT FROM BADASS KEVIN! WOW! These two are going move for move with one another, neither one wanting to be showed up by their opponent after all that trash they both talked this week!
Russillo: I wouldn’t want to eat my words if I said the things they said to each other, either.
Peters: Both men are now back to a vertical base, but they’re visibly exhausted, sucking wind and all different kinds of blown up! The two men exchange punches, a left coming from VIP and following that a right from Kevin, and it seems VIP is gaining the upper-hand, now connecting with a right of his own that sends Badass Kevin stumbling back against the ropes, turning it into an Irish whip off those ropes as Kevin darts toward the other side, VIP meeting him in the middle of the ring! KNEE TO THE GUT OF BADASS KEVIN! VIP TAKES KEVIN UP IN THE AIR, HE’S GOING TO GO FOR THAT VERY IMPORTANT POWERBOMB! THE CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB ON KEVIN — NO! KEVIN FORCED HIS WAY DOWN AND ONTO THE BLIND SIDE OF VIP, DARTING OFF THE ROPES RIGHT AS VIP TURNS AROUND AND DRIVING HIS FIST INTO THE FACE OF VIP FOR A VICIOUS HAYMAKER! I THINK I JUST SAW A TOOTH FLY! VIP’S GOT A BUSTED LIP, AND BADASS KEVIN REELS HIM IN, TAKING HIM UP IN THE FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION!
Russillo: Uh oh! Business has picked up!
Peters: AND DROPS HIM JAW-FIRST ON THAT KNEE FOR THE STRAIGHT TO THE BANK! THAT GTS CONNECTS, LAYING OUT VIP AS AN ABSOLUTELY EXHAUSTED BADASS KEVIN COLLAPSES OVER HIS OPPONENT FOR THE PIN WITH HIS SHOULDER, UNABLE TO EVEN HOOK VIP’S LEG!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEE!!!!!… TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!…. THRRR—
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Bad Motherfucker” by MGK featuring Kid Rock blares over the arena’s speakers as the referee raises Badass Kevin’s arm to a mixed reaction from the crowd, clearly not rooting for Kevin but showing gestures of respect for the competitive match they just witnessed. Badass Kevin rolls out of the ring, walking gingerly up the ramp after the hard-fought bout)
Bella Braxton: The winner of this match by pinfall… BADASSSSSSS KEVINNNNNNN!!!!!
Russillo: One of the better matches we’ve seen in Revolt thus far! Kevin and VIP just laid it all on the line against each other, and neither competitor has anything to be ashamed about. They left it all in the ring tonight.
Peters: Something tells me VIP’s going to get an opportunity to avenge this loss sooner or later. He had Badass Kevin up for the VIP Crucifix Powerbomb, but Kevin escaped by the hairs on his chin, taking advantage of a situation that had an incredibly low margin for error! Tip of the cap to both of these guys tonight, they’ll just improve from here onward!
Russillo: Up next… Reginald Dampshaw III looks to keep rolling as he takes on Randy Hart!
(Camera pans to ringside where Randy Hart is already in the ring)
Bella Braxton: The following match is scheduled for one fall! From Ryde, Isle of Wight, England, weighing in at 225 pounds… REGINALD DAMPSHAWWWW THREEEEEEEE!!!!!
(“Jerusalem” by Emerson, Lake & Palmer hits as Dampshaw quickly makes his way down to the ring, gazing in the eyes of his opponent Randy Hart, who stares back at him, then nodding)
Peters: RD3 went tit for tat with Y2Impact just a week ago. He’ll try to carry that energy tonight into his match versus Randy Hart!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Peters: This bout is underw–AND REGINALD DAMPSHAW JUST COMES RIGHT AFTER RANDY, PUMMELING HIM WITH A KNEE TO THE CHEST, LEVELING RANDY HART! AND A FLURRY OF HEADBUTTS, ONE AFTER ANOTHER TO THE CRANIUM OF RANDY HART, NOW BUSTING HIM OPEN FROM THE FOREHEAD! YOU CAN SEE BLOOD SPILLING FROM THE FOREHEAD OF RANDY HART! REGINALD DAMPSHAW III CAME AT RANDY HART LIKE A BATTERING RAM, AND RANDY HART HAD ABSOLUTELY NO ANSWER FOR THE PUNISHMENT DOLED OUT BY DAMPSHAW!
Russillo: I’m at a loss for words…
Peters: Reginald Dampshaw takes Randy up! HE’S GOT HIM IN A PRECARIOUS SPOT! AND THERE IT IS – THE VERTICAL DROP BRAINBUSTER, RIGHT ON THE HEAD OF RANDY HART, AND DAMPSHAW DROPS INTO A COVER! RANDY HART IS ON DREAM STREET!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!… TWOOOOOO!!!!…. THRRREEEEEE!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Jerusalem” by Emerson, Lake & Palmer hits as Reginald Dampshaw III’s hand is raised by the referee)
BB: The winner of this match by pinfall… REGINALDDDD DAMPSHAWW THE THIRDDDDDD!!!!
Peters: Just a dominant showing from RD3 tonight.
Russillo: Randy Hart had NO chance!
(Talib Bari is shown dozed off in his office with drool coming out of his mouth until he hears knocks on the door and jumps up)
Talib Bari: What the f- oh uhhh… come in!
(Suddenly Kassidy Heart walks through the door, leaving Talib Bari at a loss for words as he stares at her in amazement)
Talib Bari *mumbling to himself*: Girl you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal..
Kassidy Heart: You said something?
Talib Bari: Oh uh that was nothing! Wassup though, what brings you here?
Kassidy Heart: Well I was kind of growing tired sitting around being booked in matches with no direction ya know? I wanna spice things up a little bit and start… I don’t know, competing for a cause?
Talib Bari: I know what you mean and I completely agree. You have been impressive from every angle- I mean every match I’ve seen you compete in, even the one you lost where you basically carried that Bianca girl! Unfortunately though, we already got our Freeweight Championship match determined.
Kassidy Heart: Well I don’t mind waiting in line, as long as I get the first shot after REVOLT 1.
Talib Bari: As much as I’d love for that to happen, I can’t just seemingly HAND you something ya know? I mean I know deep down that you’d have earned it but you know what the detractors would say..
Kassidy Heart: Who cares what they say?
(Kassidy gets closer and leans over Talib’s desk as he gets visibly excited)
Talib Bari: Y-y-you right… who… cares….
Kassidy Heart: So do we have ourselves a deal?
Talib Bari: Most de-
?????: What do we have going on here?
(Lexi Sheckler is seen walking into the office as Kassidy and Talib jump up)
Talib Bari: Hey Lexi! I wasn’t expecting you, how can I help you?
Lexi Sheckler: You can help me by explaining what’s going on here. Surely I didn’t see you letting this broad manipulate you into handing her an opportunity, right?
Kassidy Heart: Interesting choice of words there to describe me, but I’ll let it slide. Nothing is handed though honey, everything is earned. Kind of like you’ll earn yourself a first class ticket to an asskicking if you keep budding into my business.
Lexi Sheckler: Your business? I heard the Freeweight Championship involved, and as far as I’m concerned that’s MY business.
Talib Bari: Okay let’s not get out of hand here ladies. I hear the both of you. But you know my motto Sheckler, the early bird gets the worm first. It’s always been that way. Plus, Kassidy is no slouch. So this is what I am going to do, Kassidy, you will be heading to REVOLT 1. You will be facing Madison Kaline in a number one contenders match for the Freeweight Championship. All hope isn’t lost for you either Sheckler, but as we all know you’re occupied with your own problems with Malice and her sister Layla, but I could up the ante for the both of y’all! I can give y’all something to fight for outside of just pride and revenge! But for opportunity! That’s right, because the winner of that match will be added into the number one contenders match at REVOLT 1, making it a triple threat! Hows that sound?
Kassidy Heart: Makes no difference to me either way. The result will remain the same, with Everybody’s Favorite Girlfriend becoming the new number one contender.
(Kassidy Heart scoffs at Lexi Sheckler and walks out of the office)
Lexi Sheckler: We’ll see about that.
(Camera fades into the ring)
Bella Braxton: The following tag team match is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, from Baltimore, Maryland, weighing in at 247 pounds… “THE JUDGE” RYANNN RANSIKK!!!!
(“Bulls on Parade” by Rage Against the Machine hits as Ryan Ransik walks out in hooded attire to the audience’s mostly mixed reaction)
“No One is Untouchable” by Code Orange hits to boos from the crowd as Stone Murdock comes out from the back, eyeing the crowd with disdain before walking down the ring. He then climbs the turnbuckles and raises his arms to more boos.)
Bella Braxton: And his partner, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada! Weighing in at 215 POOUNDSSS!!!!……HE IS “THE RED HORSE” STTTOOOOONNEEEE MUUUURRRDDOOOOOOOOCCCKKKK!!!!!
James Peters: We’re going to see how these teams get along. Each team couldn’t be more different in their personalities, but each member wants the other team’s heads! First we see the heavyweight Ryan Ransik teaming up with Stone Murdock.
Rich Russillo: I don’t really think either of these teams are gonna be very cooperative with each other, Peters!
(As “Bad Reputation” by Adelitas Way begins, smoke covers the ramp and stage. Liam is shown, turned away from the camera. He then pops the collar of his jacket and slowly turns around as he raises a fist. He then walks down, nodding at all the fans, until he springboard rolls into the ring. He then kneels and puts his fist on the mat, until he slowly looks up at his opponents.)
Bella Braxton: Their opponents, first, from Dublin, Ireland, weighing in at 225 pounds… THE OUTLAW LIAM!!!!!!!!!!
(“Hair of The Dog” by Nazareth hits in the arena to viciously loud boos as Nobi makes his way onto the stage, flexing and taunting the crowd before him. He then makes his way to the ring, scoffing and giving middle fingers to fans who boo him.)
Bella Braxton: And his partner, from Indonesia, weighing in at 215 POOUNDSS!!!!….LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS NOOOOOOBIIIIIIIII!!!!!!
James Peters: And here we go! The ref calls for the bell!
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: And it looks like it’s going to be Stone Murdock starting it off against “The Outlaw” Liam. They circle each other before they both run towards one another and they lock up! Both men are now jockeying for position and it’s Liam who gets Murdock in a wristlock. Liam then pushes Murdock into the ropes and irish whips him. He look like he’s going for maybe a clothesline but Murdock ducks under it. He runs to the other side of the ring and comes back with a HUUUUGE hurracanrana that sends Liam out of the ring! He then turns his attention to Nobi, signalling for him to get into the ring!
Rich Russillo: And look, Peters! Nobi is just smiling and he giving Murdock the finger! Hahaha what a prick! I love it!
James Peters: Wait a minute, Rich! Ryan Ransik is now on the floor and Liam is up on his feet! You know these two have no love lost for each other! Ryan looks like he’s about to do something…HE’S RUNNING AT LIAM! I THINK HE’S TRYING TO SPEAR HIM! NOOOO! LIAM LEAPFROGS OVER HIM AND ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING!
Rich Russillo: Look at Ransik’s face! He’s smirking. Both him and Liam knew that that would have been it if he hit it! It would have been a handicap match.
James Peters: Murdock and Liam lock up again and this time Murdock gets the advantage and he grabs a waistlock on Liam. He sends forearm after forearm into the small of Liam’s back. He throws Liam down with a neckbreaker and then hits a wonderful standing moonsault! He goes for the cover!
Ref: ONNEEE! TW-
Rich Russillo: He’s not gonna finish Liam off that quickly.
James Peters: Murdock picks Liam up and what’s this? He pushes him into his own corner! He wants Nobi and he wants him bad! Liam looks confused but then shrugs and tags Nobi in. Nobi doesn’t look too pleased with that but he enters the ring anyways! Murdock instantly runs towards Nobi but Nobi quickly tags back out! And now both Liam and Nobi are ganging up on Murdock!
Rich Russillo: Genius. Absolute genius.
James Peters: It doesn’t look like Ransik is in any hurry to help his partner out and I suppose he has no real reason to. Liam gets back into the ring and begins stomping on Murdock’s back. He then runs to the other turnbuckle and leaps of, nailing an elbow right into the lower back of Murdock! Cover!
Ref: ONNNEEE!!! TWOOO!!!
James Peters: Murdock kicks out but he’s clutching at his lower back. The double team plus the top rope elbow drop did a number on him. He needs to tag out to Ransik!
Rich Russillo: Yeah, well right now that ain’t happening!
James Peters: Both men get up and begin slugging it out! Murdock hits Liam with a kick to the chest! He lifts him up for a suplex but his back is still too tender from that elbow drop and has to put Liam down. Liam goes for a suplex of his own but Murdock merely flips over onto his feet and HE TAGS RYAN RANSIK IN! OH YEAH! IT’S RANSIK VS. LIAM! RYAN BURSTS IN AND RUNS RIGHT FOR LIAM! THEY’RE TRADING BLOWS BUT THE LARGER RANSIK OVERPOWERS LIAM!
Rich Russillo: It’s a goddamned massacre right now!
James Peters: Liam showing some signs of life though as he gets up to his feet and punches Ransik in the gut. Ransik shoves Liam off of him and Liam comes full force but Ransik picks him up and BRUTAL SPINEBUSTER! LIAM’S MOMENTUM WAS USED AGAINST HIM! COVER!
Ref: ONNNEEE! TWOOOO THREEEE-NO!
James Peters: Kickout at the last minute!
Rich Russillo: I smell bullshit on that, Peters! That was 3!
James Peters: Liam slowly runs to his corner and tags Nobi in. Nobi enters the ring slowly and assesses Ransik. Nobi walks over to him and gets in his face. I don’t know how smart this is-HE POKES A THUMB INTO RANSIK’S EYE! The referee is admonishing Nobi for that. Nobi runs for the ropes and hits a brutal lariat on Ransik that sends him down. But he doesn’t go for the cover! Nobi picks Ransik up and looks over to Murdock, grinning at him. He jumps up. I think he’s going for the Gun Stun! But Ransik throws him off! Ransik lunges at Nobi. DISCUS BIG BOOT! THE DECAPITATION! THAT HAS TO BE IT! But Ransik goes into his corner and yells for Nobi to get up! I think he wants Nobi to tag Liam in so Ransik can beat him!
Rich Russillo: He’s obviously got more muscles than brains then.
James Peters: But just then, Murdock tags himself in by slapping the back of Ransik. He tells Ransik to get the hell out and Ransik is pissed but the referee makes him leave! Murdock picks Nobi up and gets him into the Gory special. HERE IT IS! LAID TO REST! LAID TO REST! HE GOES FOR THE COVER!
Ref: ONNEEEE!!! TWOOOO!!! THREEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: Murdock pins Nobi! If that happens February 17th, Stone Murdock will be the man who can call himself the first ever Middleweight Champion here in Revolt!
Rich Russillo: And if you noticed, Peters, Outlaw Liam did nothing to help Nobi! He saw the writing on the wall and he hightailed it outta here! I don’t blame him! With that surprise tag, Ryan Ransik is livid and he already wants Liam’s ass!
Bella Braxton: Here are your winners…”THE JUDGE” RYAN RANSIK AND STTTOOOOONNEEEE MUUUURRRDDOOOOOOOOCCCKKKK!!!!!
(The camera fades on Murdock smirking over Nobi’s body)
(The camera cuts back to the arena where “This Could Be Anywhere In The World” by Alexisonfire blares through the speakers as Madison Kaline comes out from the backstage area, wearing ripped jeans and a tired jacket, with “Mistress of Death” labelled on the back. She roars to the crowd before walking down to the ring intently.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, from Tampa Bay, Florida! Weighing in at 120 POOUNDSS!!!!……”THE MISTRESS OF DEATH” MAAAADDIIISSOOOOONNN KAAAAALLLLLIIINNNEEEEEE!!!!
James Peters: Last week, Madison Kaline suffered a defeat at the hands of the one and only Ms. Extreme, who will in fact be competing later tonight in a main event match against Sheckler with Sienna Jade at ringside, and tonight I’m sure she wants to be the first woman to bounce back!
Rich Russillo: Bounce back….do you think we could make Madison’s nose bounce back then? It’s freaky, not gonna lie.
(“Confident” by Demi Lovato hits as Kassidy Heart then walks out, eyeing Madison Kaline in the ring before she runs down to the ring, climbs to the apron and spreads her arms wide much to the admiration from the crowd.)
Bella Braxton: AND HER OPPONENTS! FIRST! From Sydney, Australia! Weighing in at 120 POOUNDSS!!!!!……SHE IS “PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING’S SWEETHEART” KAAAAASSSIIIDDYYYYY HHHHEAAAAAAARRRRTTTTTT!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Still, while last week Madison is coming off a loss, this week Kassidy is heading into this match with some swagger and confidence, especially after last week when she defeated one of the current contenders to the Freeweight Championship, Sienna Jade. Albeit with the help of Ms. Extreme, but I digress. Let’s see if this week, she isn’t all just talk, but she has some bite too.
(“Dream (Jorgen Odegard Remix)” by Imagine Dragons plays through the speakers as Elisa Stafford walks out while blue lights begin to flash in the arena. She is shown under a blue spotlight, smiling to the camera before walking down to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: AND FINALLY! Residing in Chapel Hill, North Carolina! Weighing in at 110 POOUNDSS!!!!……”THE GOLDEN LIONESS” ELLLISSAAAAA STAAAAFFFOOORRDDDD!!!!!
James Peters: A new debutant here tonight, Elisa Stafford is heading down to the ring and boy is she stunning! Despite her short stature and kind exterior, I’ve seen matches of her in the ring and they have shown a completely different side when she is in that ring! Especially when she’s determined and focused, which she is tonight.
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: The bell has rung which means that this match is officially underway! This triple threat is starting right now, as Madison Kaline, Elisa Stafford, and Kassidy Heart are all edging closer to the center of the ring – WAIT! KASSIDY HEART CHARGES TOWARD MADISON KALINE WHO IS IN THE CORNER! P.C.S. KICK! POST CONCUSSION SYNDROME KICK! THAT HELLUVA KICK RIGHT OUT OF THE GATES STRAIGHT INTO MADISON KALINE AS SHE SLUMPS DOWN TO THE MAT AND ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE! WOW! SHE JUST TOOK OUT MADISON KALINE FROM THIS MATCH WITHOUT EVEN SPARING A THOUGHT OR A SECOND! Kassidy is smiling at her work as Elisa Stafford looks on in shock, and now it seems that it will be these two women duking out as long as Madison is unconscious on the outside floor, what a turn of events this is! You can see she’s ringside, dazed and groggy from that Helluva Kick and now Stafford and Heart meeting in the center, with a tie-up! The heavier woman, Heart is able to push Stafford into a headlock! But Elisa is quick on her feet as she manages to escape the hold, going behind Kassidy with a waistlock! Heart fires off back with an elbow to the jaw, and that stuns Elisa as Heart rebounds off the ropes back to Elisa! SPINNING HEEL KICK! NO! IT’S DUCKED BY ELISA AND STAFFORD GOES IN BETWEEN KASSIDY’S LEGS FOR A SCHOOLBOY PIN!
James Peters: But Kassidy is able to kickout almost immediately as both competitors rush back to their feet! ELISA CATCHES KASSIDY! JAPANESE ARM DRAG! Both competitors rise to their feet once again! ANOTHER JAPANESE ARM DRAG BY ELISA! Stafford able to take down Kassidy with those arm drags as she rises to her feet, GOING FOR A DROPKICK! KASSIDY SIDE-STEPS IT AND ELISA FALLS TO THE MAT! KASSIDY GOES FOR A SHINING WIZARD, AND THIS TIME IT CONNECTS TO THE JAW OF ELISA! Heart falls on top of Elisa for the pin!
Rich Russillo: Kick out, duh.
James Peters: Elisa able to kick out from that maneuver, rising to her feet but in pain after that Shining Wizard knee strike! Both competitors went back and forth there, looking for an opportunity to strike and in the end it was Kassidy who managed to obtain the first assault. Elisa is using the ropes to try and get back to her feet….BUT SHE SHOULD BE WATCHING AS KASSIDY BEGINS TO ATTACK HER WITH SHOOT KICKS! Kicks to her arm, then to her chest! Multiple rapid-fire kicks from Kassidy absolutely hurting Stafford right now! KASSIDY GOES FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF ELISA’S HEAD! IT’S DUCKED! Elisa manages to duck that roundhouse kick as now IT’S HER TURN TO ASSAULT HER OPPONENT! STAFFORD WITH THESE LIGHTNING-QUICK PUNCHES AND SHOOT KICKS ALL OVER KASSIDY! A RIGHT TO HER HEAD! SHOOT KICK TO HER LEG! SHOOT KICK TO THE CHEST! Kassidy is stunned from that blitz assault as now Elisa winds up her right arm……FOR AN UPPERCUT TO THE JAW THAT KNOCKS KASSIDY DOWN TO THE MAT! SAPPHIRE BLITZ! Elisa with that Sapphire Blitz to seal the deal, but she isn’t done as she picks up the downed Kassidy…..HOOKS THE ARMS! AND PLANTS HER WITH A DOUBLE ARM DDT TO THE MAT!
Rich Russillo: I’m really liking how Elisa is showing off her moveset here tonight, and she’s now climbing the ropes, I think I know what this is for once.
James Peters: Yep! Elisa is on the top rope now, she’s up top! SHE’S RAISING HER ARMS, SIGNALLING FOR THE END! IS SHE EVEN GOING TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS? STAFFORD LEAPS FOR THE LIGHT THAT BURNS THE SKY! ELBOW DROP! WAIT! MADISON KALINE! MADISON KALINE! SHE’S BACK FROM BEING KNOCKED OUT EARLIER AND QUICKLY SCALES THE TURNBUCKLE, SHE’S UP TOP WITH ELISA STAFFORD! SUPERPLEX! A LOUD AND VICIOUS SUPERPLEX FROM MADISON KALINE SENDING HER AND ELISA DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A THUNDEROUS SHOCK! SHE’S BACK IN THIS! MADISON KALINE IS BACK AND IS READY TO DO SOME WORK! Finally, she has recovered from that P.C.S. Kick from earlier, and you can see the rage and fire in her eyes as she looks on the woman who took her out, Kassidy Heart! She grabs Kassidy by the hair! Grabbing the wrist…….SHE PULLS HEART IN FOR A CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! AFTERLIFE! AFTERLIFE! KASSIDY STOPS THE CLOTHESLINE WITH A BOOT TO THE ARM! Madison reels backward, holding her arm in pain, BUT SHE CHARGES AGAIN! KASSIDY DUCKS AND ROLLS THROUGH! OH MY! KASSI! KASSI! KASSI! OI! OI! THAT’S THE BRAZILIAN HEEL HOOK, TRAPPING THE LEG OF MADISON! SHE HAS NOWHERE TO GO! SHE’S SCRAMBLING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING TO ESCAPE, BUT SHE DOESN’T KNOW HOW!
James Peters: ELISA STAFFORD FROM THE OUTSIDE RUSHING IN TO BREAK UP THE PIN! BUT IT’S TOO LATE! MADISON TAPS! SHE TAPS!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Confident” by Demi Lovato plays as Kassidy Heart lets go of Madison’s leg as she grabs it in pain, raising her arms up while Elisa Stafford looks on disappointed with herself.)
Bella Braxton: AND HERE IS YOUR WINNER…….KAAASSSIIDDYYYY HEEEAAAAARRRTTTT!!!!
Rich Russillo: Well that was a fun spectacle! Kassidy Heart being the one to continue her impressive streak within REVOLT with yet another victory, I must say she’s starting to look like she will have a bright future here in REVOLT.
James Peters: And so does Elisa, who showed heart and integrity in this match, and even coming so close to victory! If she keeps up with performances like this, I’m sure that there is no doubt in my mind that she will become a top star in the Freeweight division.
(Maximus Grier appears on the screen in a suit to boos, he has a confident smirk his face as he feet is kicked up on desk as he’s laid back, two blocks of money on each side of the desk)
Maximus Grier: Greetings and salutations, it is your future first ever Welterweight Champion here. Just a friendly reminder that at the main event of REVOLT 1, Maximus inc. takes its name to another level. I knew from day one that I was bound for greatness here, I tried to share the wealth with the likes of certain others, but ultimately no one had the vision that I do.
(Maximus Grier takes a single bill from the stack and blows his nose with it before balling it up and shooting it into a waste basket)
Maximus Grier: My opponent will be Christopher Elite, one of the most popular names in the business, a man who is so occupied that he has a whole other match that same night. As insulting as it is that I won’t be his main focus, I won’t take exception to it. I know how it feels to be a busy man, a man who is constantly booked and sought after. As a successful business man, that is not an unfamiliar lifestyle. Soon things will be the same on the wrestling front as well. But Christopher I do have a slight request. A small proposal that I would love for you to abide by. I know how busy you’ll be facing the likes of Impact but if I can share the stage with you and we could just engage in some quick dialogue at some point next week, that’d be great. That is of course, if I am worthy enough for your time, I know how busy you are.
Maximus Grier: The ball is in your court now though Mr. Elite, I look forward to staring dead in the eyes of the man who will go down as Maximus inc’s latest casualty, and the man who I will defeat for the Welterweight Championship, that is if you aren’t scared of course.
(The camera fades out into commercial)
(The camera fades back into the arena where Bella Braxton stands in the middle, smiling.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for one fall…..AND IS YOUR REBELLION MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!
(“Off With Her Head” by Icon For Hire plays through the speakers to vicious boos from the crowd as Ms. Extreme walks out from the backstage area, smirking at the crowd with a sly smile before she spreads her arms wide to even louder boos. She then walks down to the ring nonchalantly.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! Residing in Calabasas, California! Weighing in at 135 POOUNDSS!!!!…….MISSSSSSSSSS EEEEXXXXTTTREEEEEMMMEEEE!!!!!
James Peters: Now –
Rich Russillo: Before my partner can put one of his stupid anecdotes in, I’ll chime in because for once, this is a match I’m actually somewhat intrigued in! Ms. Extreme, the woman who will face Sienna Jade at REVOLT 1 to decide the first-ever Freeweight Champion, and as a matter of fact Sienna Jade is actually here at ringside tonight! This match is surely going to be a hit.
(The camera moves to show Sienna Jade sitting at a chair at ringside, eyeing Ms. Extreme, who gets up in her face as they begin to trash-talk each other, before Sienna smirks and Extreme scoffs.)
(“Don’t Waste My Time” by Krept & Kronan then blasts from the arena speakers to boos from the crowd as the lights dim to darkness, before a spotlight shines to show Lexi Sheckler walking down, fog surrounding her feet while the crowd gives off a mixed reaction of mostly boos. She stares down Extreme before sliding into the ring and getting into her corner.)
Bella Braxton: AND HER OPPONENT! From San Clemente, California! Weighing in at 147 POOUNDSS!!!!…..”THE BLACK LABEL” LEEEXXIIIIII SHEEEECCKKLLLEEEERRR!!!!
James Peters: Sheckler getting a big shot tonight against one of the top contenders for the Freeweight Champion, imagine if she beat Ms. Extreme tonight, Rich! That could easiluy put her in title contention for the Championship, and surely uplift her after weeks of defeat and setbacks in her career. This match is going to start soon, and I just can’t wait!
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: And this main event match has started between Lexi Sheckler and Ms. Extreme, as both competitors remove their jackets and begin to circle each other like vultures in the ring. They slowly walk towards the center…..and meet with a collar and elbow tie-up! Both fighters vying for the upper hand in this situation, they seemed pretty evenly matched however! But it’s Sheckler who has the 10-pound weight advantage, pushing Extreme’s head into a headlock! Ms. Extreme with quick-thinking though, as she forces Lexi to move, slowly edging her to the ropes, and she does! The referee is forced to get in to break the hold these two women have over each other, as Extreme backs off – OR NOT! MS. EXTREME WITH A RIGHT HAND TO THE FACE OF SHECKLER, AND I DON’T THINK SHE WANTS TO PLAY GAMES! She’s done with the technicality and wants to beat Lexi right here, right now! She’s firing off with right hands that send Sheckler backpedalling into the corner, but even then she isn’t stopping! The referee is forced to get in between the two women because Extreme isn’t relenting her assault!
Rich Russillo: That’s what has won her so many matches, Peters! Her viciousness and unrelenting tenacity to hurt her opponent to the point that they are unable to defend themselves is why she is competing for the Freeweight title at REVOLT 1.
James Peters: Indeeed, Rich, and it seems that only now Extreme is stopping her assault…BUT SHE CHARGES ONCE AGAIN! SHECKLER REVERSES IT BY TRAPPING HER LEG! DROP TOE-HOLD INTO THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE PAD, COLLIDING WITH EXTREME’S FACE! Sheckler buying herself some breathing room as she manages to rise back to her feet! BUT EXTREME GRABS HER BY THE NECK FROM BEHIND WITH A SNAPMARE! The Ava Sister pulling Sheckler down as she is sat up, and Extreme bounces off the ropes and charges forth! LOW DROPKICK TO THE CHEST OF SHECKLER! NO! LEXI ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND EXTREME LANDS ON HER BACK ON THE MAT! Sheckler quickly rises back to her feet while Extreme is still stunned, AND SHE LEAPS ONTO EXTREME WITH A BRUTAL STANDING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO HER ABDOMEN! Extreme lets out a sharp gasp as Lexi climbs on top of her, hooking her leg! Her shoulders are down!
James Peters: NOPE! Kick out by Extreme, she won’t give up that easily and you can see Sienna Jade at ringside who is watching this match smiling and laughing at the downed Ms. Extreme! Sheckler rises back to her feet, wiping the sweat off her forehead before lifting Extreme, AND HOOKING THE ARMS! WHAT’S THIS? OH! CATTLE MUTILATION! CATTLE MUTILATION BY SHECKLER IS LOCKED IN AND THAT TRULY IS A MUTILATION OF THE ARMS OF EXTREME AS SHE STRUGGLES TO GET OUT!
Rich Russillo: Look at that perfect arch from Sheckler, great work in making sure that Extreme is unable to escape here.
James Peters: EXTREME IS QUICK THOUGH AS SHE MANAGES TO SCRAMBLE, FLAILING HER ARMS AND LEGS……AND SHE MANAGES TO REACH THE BOTTOM ROPE WITH HER RIGHT FOOT! She escaped that submission before it could do any major damage to her, but what prowess from Sheckler as she is quick to move on to the next maneuver! She mounts Extreme and BEGINS TO ASSAULT HER WITH VICIOUS MMA-LIKE ELBOWS TO HER HEAD! SHE’S TRYING TO BLOCK BUT HAS NO CHANCE, DEAR GOD I THINK LEXI MIGHT EVEN BE SPILLING BLOOD! EXTREME COUGHS UP BLOOD AS SHE IS UNABLE TO DEFEND HERSELF FROM THESE STRIKES! Just right after a Cattle Mutilation, she moves onto these MMA Elbows to the head that Extreme is having a difficult time defending against! WAIT! EXTREME MANAGES TO BLOCK A STRIKE! She uses her free legs in order to KNEE Lexi in the spine! She can feel those sharp knees connecting to her back and she stops the mount, letting go to grab her back! Extreme stands up, wiping off blood from her mouth, AND GRABS THE HAIR OF SHECKLER! HAIR-PULL MAT SLAM! SHECKLER BOUNCES OFF THE MAT WITH FORCE! THAT’S AN ILLEGAL MOVE BUT I DON’T THINK EXTREME CARES! She is mad after those elbows, she wants to hurt Sheckler tonight and doesn’t care whether or not she must be a little dirty to get the victory! She roars our in anger and grabs the downed Sheckler once more! SHE HAS LEXI IN THE POSITION FOR EXTREME MEASURES! IF THAT KNEELING REVERSE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS, IT’S GOING TO BE LIGHTS OUT FOR SHECKLER! AHHHH! EXTREME MEASURES! EXTREME MEASURES!
James Peters: SHECKLER IS FIGHTING IT! SHE IS FLAILING HER LEGS IN AN ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE! AND OH! LEXI CONNECTS WITH A STRAY BOOT THAT KNOCKS MS. EXTREME SILLY AND FORCES HER TO DROP SHECKLER! WHEW!
Rich Russillo: That was a close save by Lexi, but she is still struggling to recover in the ring!
James Peters: Extreme is already unfazed from that boot as she looks at Sheckler with anger! SHE RUNS TOWARDS THE DOWNED SHECKLER! BUT WAIT! OH MY GOD! SIENNA JADE FROM RINGSIDE, IT APPEARS SHE’S DONE PLAYING GAMES AS SHE SLIDES INTO THE RING! MS. EXTREME’S EYES LIGHT UP AS SHE SEES HER RIVAL! SHE CHARGES FOR JADE, BUT SHE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING BEFORE EXTREME CAN CONNECT WITH ANYTHING! WOW! Sienna Jade is smiling at ringside while Extreme is telling her to back off in the ring! The crowd liking neither of these two girls but they’re putting down a showering of jeers towards Sienna who is laughing at the furious Ms. Extreme! Extreme pointing at Jade before she turns around – BUT WAIT! SHECKLER FROM BEHIND GRABS EXTREME AND ROLLS HER UP WITH AN O’CONNOR ROLL! AND SHE’S GRIPPING THE ROPES FOR LEVERAGE! WHAT IN THE HELL?!
Rich Russillo: AND SHE KICKS OUT JUST A FRACTION TOO LATE!
(“Don’t Waste My Time” by Krept & Kronan plays as Ms. Extreme rises to her feet and attempts to attack Sheckler, but she rolls out of the ring with a smirk before she can do anything. Extreme then gives a middle finger to Sheckler and screams in rage at the women outside.)
Bella Braxton: AAANNNDD HERE IS YOUR WINNER………LEEEXXIIIIII SHEEEEECCKKKLLEEEERRRR!!!!
Rich Rusillo: WELL THEN! That was an unexpected turn of events! Lexi Sheckler, a woman who has had a rough start to her REVOLT career may have just picked up one of the biggest victories of her career with a sneaky but genius victory over Ms. Extreme!
James Peters: IT WAS A STEAL! A CHEAP VICTORY!
Rich Russillo: Was it though? I can’t blame Sheckler, she utilized both the distraction from Sienna Jade and the ropes in order to make sure that the odds were stacked against her opponent and that she would be secured the victory tonight! She used quick-thinking and ring smarts in order to come out victorious tonight in what I’m sure is another damn controversial ending to Rebellion!
James Peters: I suppose you’re right, but we’ll never know whether or not Extreme was actually able to defeat Sheckler unless they go for a rematch sometime down the road! I’m disappointed to say however that’s all we have for you tonight, REVOLT fans! Catch next week where we are on the FINAL Resurgence and Rebellion before the first-ever marquee event for REVOLT constructed by Talib Bari himself, REVOLT 1! See all the matches and the rivalries unfold to decide who will become the inaugrual champions of this company! I’m James Peters, signing off for my partner Rich Russillo, goodnight everybody!
(Camera fades to black and the REVOLT! logo buzzes)