Full competitor list: Matt Miles, Terry Chambers, A-Will, Kerry Keller, Maxwell Dachs, The Franchise Demon, JJ Silva, Daniel Marshall, Vic Vendetta, Luke Braxton, Chris Elite, Brett Kennedy, Salot, The Mexican Samurai (approved by the EAW board) & Aurora Rose!
( Camera cuts to a movie theater, but instead of a jumbo screen at the front, it is a theater with a stage and a curtain closed. )
( Zack Crash walks through the curtain with a suit on, smiling with the EAW Championship around his waist. )
Zack Crash: How’s everybody doing tonight?? Are you ready for the showcase of immortals? Are you ready for the Pinnacle of Federations? Are you prepared to witness the Greatest Show on Earth??? No, I don’t think you’re really prepared. Let me show you what you’re actually in for.
( Theater goes dim. Zack Crash seemingly disappears and the curtain opens behind him as a jumbo screen is behind it. “Place in the Sun” by Tinie Tempah plays. Soon after passionate, emotional action shots of Alex Anderson, Devan Dubian, Brian Daniels and Xavier Williams are shown )
“Never have the time to give you… you’re always on the run
But you keep on looking for your place in the sun”
( Shots of Tyler Parker, Starr Stan and Zack Crash are shown with their World Championships )
“And when the lights go out in London.. the work has just begun,
Someday you will find your place in the sun”
Narrator: You’ve waited long enough…
“Find your place in the sun…”
Narrator: Now it’s time to witness the apex of an empire. PAIN FOR PRIDE EIGHT!!!
“FIND YOUR PLACE IN THE SUN!”
( “Place in the Sun” by Tinie Tempah hits as a dynamic music video highlighting the lights of Lannister, Ares Vendetta, Mr. DEDEDE, Ryan Savage, Y2Impact, Heart Break Gal, Cameron Ella Ava, Heart Break Boy, Dark Demon, Nick Angel, Venom, Carlos Rosso, Aren Mstislav, Matt Miles, Jamie O’Hara and many more of EAW’s biggest stars and best up and comers in action for the entirety of the video. )
( The music video ends, and screen cuts back to the movie theater where the audience is giving a standing ovation. )
Narrator: AND NOW….
( The build up to the drop of “Cinema” by Skrillex hits as the Pain for Pride graphic comes on the screen )
Narrator: EAW PRESENTS “THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH” .. PAAAAAIN FOOOOOOR PRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEE!!!!!
( //www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F0Vv7yvaEY )
( Camera cuts to Wembley Stadium where the bass drop of “Cinema” hits and pyrotechnics blast from the stage and pyro flies all over the arena with a laser light show with the PACKED Wembley Stadium roaring at the top of their lungs. )
( Birds eye view shot of Wembley Stadium can be shown with pyro blasting from the top of the stadium, as well as fireworks blasting in the London sky. )
( Camera cuts back to the arena with fans jumping, cheering and clapping while a laser light show comes on in the arena and the lights dance as the stage and the ramp of Pain for Pride beam full of energy and color )
Stew: WELCOME EVERYBODYYYYYYYYYYY TO THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH, PAIN!!!!!!!!!! FOR!!!!!!!!!!! PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEEE EIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: WE ARE LIIIIIIIVE, LIIIIIVE FROM THE ONE, THE ONLY, WEMBLEY STADIUM IN LONDON, ENGLAND TO A CAPACITY CROWD OF 98,623 AND COUNTING!!!!! WITH A PREVIOUS ATTENDANCE RECORD SMASHED 10,000!
Stew: IF YOU CAN HEAR MY VOICE, IF YOU CAN SEE THIS I WANT TO SAY THANK YOU! THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS SHOW WHAT IT IS TODAY! I’M THE VOICE OF EAW STEW-O ALONGSIDE WITH DEADPREZ! MY GOD, I’VE GOT GOOSEBUMPS ALREADY! WHAT AN INCREDIBLE SHOW WE HAVE???
Mercer: I’M SORRY STEW IT IS DEAFENING IN HERE, I CAN’T HERE A DAMNED THING YOU’RE SAYING! ALL I KNOW IS OUR EAW ELITISTS AND VIXENS ARE ABSOLUTELY GOING TO PUT ON THE GREATEST SHOW YOU’VE EVER SEEN, MARK MY WORDS!
Kawajai: ALWAYS AN HONOR TO EVEN ATTEND PAIN FOR PRIDE, KAWAJAI ALONG WITH JAKE MERCER REPRESENTING THE VOLTAGE TEAM. LET’S TAKE IT OVER TO SHOWDOWN!
Matt Ryder: WOOOOO WOOOO WOOOO!! YOU KNOW IT!!! DUDE, BRO!
Eddie Mack: BRO, DUDE, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT???
Ryder: NEVER. I’VE NEVER SEEN A PRO WRESTLING ATMOSPHERE LIKE THIS! WE’VE GOT A TREAT FOR EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF YOU, I PROMISE! WE DON’T NEED TO STALL THIS ANY LONGER, WE DON’T NEED TO BEAT THE DEAD HORSE, WE ALL KNOW HOW BIG THIS IS SO LET’S GET RIGHT INTO THE ACTION!
(The camera pans towards the ring announcer where the capacity crowd of the Wembley Stadium explode in cheers.)
(A promo package plays of the feud between Liam Catterson and Ventura, stretching back from 2013 where Ventura went on to steal Liam’s fiancee, Charlene; Liam defeating Ventura in a huge upset at Pain For Pride VI; the turmoil when they both joined dWo; Liam returning at the 2015 Grand Rampage, eliminating The Holy Brigade entirely all leading up to tonight.)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall… and is a NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH!
(The arena lights burn out, and the crowd gives mixed reactions)
Matt Ryder: The first match of the night is about to kick off guys! Liam Catterson vs. Ventura in a rematch from their storied match at Pain for Pride VI!
Eddie Mack: You know this has to be Ventura, though Matt! it just has to be…
(The lights continue to remain darkened, with the crowd beginning to boo)
Matt Ryder: Alright, now come on! Let’s get the show on the road here!
(The lights resume back on, as an intimidating army of Anonymous men wearing Guy Fawkes masks all grouped together across the stage)
Eddie Mack: I know who they are! IT’S THE ANONYMOUS GUYS… THE ANONYMOUS… Whatever you want it to be! Does this mean that V for Ventura is back? He said he wouldn’t—
(The army of people wearing the Anonymous masks position themselves together as an eerie, greyish-blackish smoke begins to fill the arena, with the arena lights slowly dimming once again.)
Matt Ryder: This entrance is definitely over-the-top, I can tell you that!
(”Conquest of Paradise” by Vangelis blasts through the arena, with a white spotlight flashing towards the center of the stage…)
Eddie Mack: Jesus…(rolleyes)
(A silhouette of a figure is shown standing way up high the arena near the rafters. The spotlight is slowly moved upwards, and it reveals Ventura, showing a blank expression on his face)
Matt Ryder: Ventura is here and ready for this match! For a long time, we never thought that he would ever get the opportunity to face Liam Catterson ever again, but tonight he gets the opportunity to rectify the biggest mistake of his career
Eddie Mack: Ventura has reverted back to his old rebellious and strategic side, but you know that this match will definitely not be all about tactical prowess with no disqualifications!
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Manhattan, New York… weighing in at 224 pounds… HE IS “THE WITCH DOCTOR”… VENTTTTTUUURRRAAA!!!
(Ventura jumps from the rafters and clutches on the black rope, as he takes his massively long descension from the top of the arena to the ground, with the crowd also cheering on massively for him. He stands in the middle of the ring as he removes himself from the harness as he stands in the corner.)
(“Any Other Way” by We The Kings plays as the arena is pitch black, no titantron, no lighting.)
Matt Ryder: And there go the lights…
(After a few seconds, the lights soon turn on with gold lighting and red smoke emerging from the stage. Suddenly, a throne raises from the stage with Catterson sitting on it, with his head down, and a custom crown placed on his head.)
Eddie Mack: Liam Catterson has arrived! He has come for the match that Ventura asked for, his chance for redemption, and Liam will give him just that!
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Shildon, United Kingdom… he weighs in at 225 pounds… HE IS “THE ONCOMING STORM”… LIIIAAAMMM CATTERRRSSSOOONNN!!!
(He soon stands up and heads down to the ring, removing his custom crown beforehand. As he enters the ring and upon climbing the turnbuckle, he raises his right fist in the air with fireworks blasting on the stage while staring back directly at Ventura as he stands in his own turnbuckle.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Eddie Mack: It has been two years since the last time these two fought here on the grand stage of Pain for Pride where the Answers World Championship and Interwire Championship were set to be defended! After the years, there is no blood lost between these two and they are ready to go at it one more time on this stage!
Matt Ryder: Ventura stands right in front of Liam Catterson and this match has brought electricity in the air! Can you feel it, bro? CAN YOU FEEL IT? Liam Catterson rushes forward for the lock-up BUT VENTURA SPINS OUT AND LOCKS HIM BY THE HEAD WITH THE SIDE-HEADLOCK! Liam is in the middle of the ring with this AS HE GOES FOR THE TEARDROP SUPLEX! NO! VENTURA FLIPS BACK TO HIS FEET AND GOES BACK TO THE HEAD OF LIAM TO TRY FOR THE SNAPMARE! LIAM REVERSES BY THROWING HIM INTO THE ROPES! Ventura rebounds off the ropes as he heads towards Liam WHO SPINS HIM AROUND AND LANDS A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER RIGHT ON HIS KNEE! Liam uses this opportunity to go for the pin!
Matt Ryder: Ventura quickly gets the shoulder up! Liam pulls Ventura up to his feet to throw him right back into the ropes with viciousness! Ventura bounces off the ropes again COMING IN FOR A BACKDROP SUPLEX BY LIAM! VENTURA LANDS RIGHT ON HIS FEET AS LIAM TURNS TO HIM! VENTURA LANDS A SPINNING HEEL KICK THAT CRACKS OFF LIAM’S TEMPLE AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN!
Eddie Mack: Liam powers out of the pin as this match is far from over! Liam starts to roll back onto his feet, but Ventura is laying him with kicks into the back and chest! Liam gets back to his feet while Ventura takes advantage with a forearm shot right in his face! Ventura grabs his rival and throws him right into the turnbuckle as he prepares to go for something! Ventura sprints ahead looking for a corner splash BUT LIAM LIFTS HIS FEET UP IN THE AIR TO INTERCEPT HIM! WAIT! VENTURA GRABS HIS LEGS AND THROWS THEM INTO THE ROPES! LIAM IS JUST HANGING OFF THE SIDE OF THE RING!
Matt Ryder: Ventura steps back before rushing forward LANDING A LEG DROP RIGHT ONTO LIAM WHILE HE WAS DANGLING OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE! Liam rolls to the outside to escape his opponent, thinking smart to avoid the pin, as Ventura gets back to his feet and notices! Ventura grabs the ropes LOOKING TO SPRINGBOARD! VENTURA LEAPS… BUT LIAM MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! VENTURA LANDS ON THE APRON AS HE SAVES HIMSELF FROM DISASTER! Liam sees an opening as he grabs Ventura by the leg PULLING HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS! HE IS LOOKING TO POWERBOMB VENTURA ON THE OUTSIDE! NO! VENTURA IS POWERBOMBED BY LIAM RIGHT INTO THE STEEL TURNBUCKLE POST! GOOD GAWD! THIS MATCH HAS JUST STARTED AND THIS IS GOING ON! Liam grabs Ventura as he drags him back up to throw him back into the ring while sliding in with him! Liam grabs a steel chair from under the ring as he slides back into the ring! Liam doesn’t use it quite yet though, as LIAM GOES FOR THE PIN WHILE HOOKING VENTURA’S LEG!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!
Matt Ryder: VENTURA GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Liam gets back up to his feet as he bends down to grab the steel chair! Liam sees Ventura attempting to get to his feet BUT LIAM LANDS A CHAIR SHOT RIGHT INTO HIS BACK AS VENTURA CRINGES AND SCREAMS IN PAIN! LIAM CONTINUES TO LAND REPEATED BLOWS INTO THE BACK UNTIL YOU CAN SEE VENTURA’S BACK BURNING RED WITH WELTS! Liam isn’t finished yet turns Ventura on his back while placing the steel chair on his stomach while walking towards the turnbuckle!
Eddie Mack: Liam climbs up the turnbuckle, looking down towards Ventura lying on his back, as he prepares himself! LIAM LEAPS AS HE FLIES TOWARDS VENTURA WITH THE ELBOW DROP! VENTURA THROWS THE CHAIR OFF ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND LIAM MISSES BY A MILE! Both men start to get to their feet and while Liam is holding his elbow from that missed drop, VENTURA CRACKS THE STEEL CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF LIAM! Liam reels back against the ropes where Ventura drops the chair and throws him into the ropes across from them! Liam bounces off the ropes RUNNING RIGHT INTO A LEG LARIAT BY VENTURA! Ventura kips up and taunts to the crowd while running the ropes NAILING LIAM RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE RIGHT IN HIS FACE! VENTURA GOES FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!
Eddie Mack: LIAM GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Ventura pulls Liam up on to his feet as he kicks him in the gut and PULLING HIM IN FOR THE CHECKOUT AS HE POSITIONS HIM OVER THE STEEL CHAIR! VENTURA LOOKS TO END IT ALL RIGHT HERE! NO! LIAM PULLS VENTURA ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE FIREMAN’S CARRY SLAM ON THAT STEEL CHAIR THAT VENTURA PLANNED TO USE! VENTURA SPINS OUT AND BRINGS LIAM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH THE REVERSE DDT INTO THE CHAIR! VENTURA GOES FOR THE PIN ONCE AGAIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Matt Ryder: KICKOUT BY LIAM CATTERSON! Ventura was close to ending this match there, but now he needs to change up his game plan a bit! Ventura brings Liam back up and whips him into the turnbuckle BUT LIAM SPINS OUT AND REVERSES IT! Liam rushes behind Ventura as he goes for the corner clothesline BUT VENTURA LIFTS HIMSELF UP ABOVE LIAM WITH THE ROPES! LIAM CATCHES HIM AS HE PULLS VENTURA OUT OF THE CORNER AND WALKS TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING! SIT-OUT ALABAMA SLAM BY LIAM CATTERSON SQUARE IN THE RING! LIAM HOLDS IT FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Matt Ryder: VENTURA KICKS OUT OF THE PIN! Liam drops down and starts landing shots into the face of Ventura to keep him from gaining the advantage on him before bringing him up to his feet! Liam wrenches him from behind GETTING HIM WITH THE GUTWRENCH POWERSLAM! NO! VENTURA SPINS OUT AS HE STEPS BACK AND COMES IN WITH THE REALITY CHECK!
Eddie Mack: LIAM GRABS THAT FOOT AS VENTURA WANTED THE SUPERKICK! LIAM PLACES THE LEG ON HIS SHOULDER AND DROPS DOWN WITH A STUNNER WITH THE LEG! Ventura falls back and starts holding the leg as Liam starts kicking him in the sides to make him roll towards the turnbuckle! There’s a sinister glint in the eyes of Liam’s face as this could turn out badly!
Matt Ryder: Liam goes outside the ring and grabs the leg he targeted earlier to pull Ventura towards the post! LIAM JUST SLAMS VENTURA’S LEG INTO THE POST BEFORE WRAPPING HIS LEGS ON THERE WITH THE FIGURE-FOUR LEGLOCK ON THE POST! LIAM IS PUTTING VENTURA THROUGH THE PAIN TONIGHT! Ventura has nothing to do but go through the pain before Liam has to be forced to let go! Ventura is not tapping out, but Liam might be injuring the leg of Ventura right here! Liam lets go of the hold and goes under the ring as he pulls something out… LIAM’S GOT THE SLEDGEHAMMER! HE’S GOT IT AND LOOKS READY TO USE IT! Liam slides back into the ring as he waits for Ventura to rise back to his feet… LIAM BLASTS VENTURA IN THE HEAD WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER! Liam drops the sledgehammer as he rolls Ventura on his chest as he grabs his injured leg HOOKING IT AND WRAPPING HIS ARM AROUND VENTURA’S NECK FOR LOCKED AND LOADED! THE STF IS LOCKED IN! LIAM HAS IT APPLIED AND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! VENTURA IS IN SOME SERIOUS TROUBLE HERE AS YOU CAN SEE BLOOD POURING FROM THE SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT! LIAM IS WRENCHING THE HOLD FAR BACK AS HE WANTS THE SUBMISSION… BUT VENTURA IS CRAWLING AS HE LOOKS TO REACH FOR THE BOTTOM ROPE!
Eddie Mack: Ventura keeps on crawling… Liam keeps on pulling back by the neck of Ventura to try and keep him away from the bottom rope… BUT IT IS TO NO AVAIL AS VENTURA GRABS THE ROPE! VENTURA PULLS HIMSELF USING THE ROPES AS HE COLLAPSES TO THE OUTSIDE! Liam is pissed that he could not submit Ventura right then and there! Liam goes back to the sledgehammer as he rolls to the outside with Ventura! LIAM LIFTS THE SLEDGEHAMMER UP AS HE LOOKS TO SLAM IT ACROSS HIS BACK! VENTURA USES MOST OF HIS ENERGY TO DODGE THAT AS LIAM HITS THE FLOOR! VENTURA SHOVES LIAM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE POST AS LIAM LANDS RIGHT ON HIS HEAD AND COLLAPSES ON THE STEEL STEPS!
Matt Ryder: Ventura picks Liam up and throws him into the ring as he goes under the ring to grab another steel chair, throwing it into the ring, before he rolls back in! We see Liam groggily start to get to his feet as you can see the blood pouring from his face as Ventura opens both steel chairs up beside one another! Liam spins back towards Ventura WHO KICKS HIM IN THE GUT AND LIFTS HIM UP! FANTASTROPHE THROUGH BOTH STEEL CHAIRS! THE VERTICAL SUPLEX PILEDRIVER RIGHT THROUGH BOTH STEEL CHAIRS AS THEY ARE CAVED IN BY BOTH MEN’S WEIGHT! VENTURA GOES OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Conquest of Paradise” by Vangelis plays in the background as Ventura sits himself up to a seated position before shifting up to his feet as the referee raises his hand in the air.)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… VEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Eddie Mack: VENTURA HAS DONE IT! After two years of abuse, two years of being mocked, he has finally put Liam Catterson out to pasture and defeated him in the middle of the ring!
Matt Ryder: Ventura can now rest easy in knowing that he has finally proved the world wrong and today, he can be proud of himself with victory, too bad this match wasn’t for the Answers World Championship.
(We go backstage now where we see Tarah Nova holding her Vixen’s Championship belt close to her as she prepares herself getting ready to go before…)
???: So you think you’re going to retain?
Tarah: Yeah, definitely…well…at least I think I will.
???: What do you mean you think you will?
(The camera angle reveals Zach Genesis stepping into the shot who gets a nice good pop.)
Genesis: You’re going to do what you do best which is going out there and kicking ass okay?
Tarah: Well how about you, how about your match?
Genesis: I’m going to be fine. I’m going to walk out and have my mind focused on one thing.
Genesis: Okay, I’ll have my mind focused on two things. You…and that amazing moment that will happen when I climb up that ladder, retrieve that briefcase and become MISTER Cash in The Vault.
(Genesis turns to Tarah before he smiles at her.)
Genesis: I believe in you okay?
Tarah: You know what you’re right? I’m going to do this, I’m going to retain my belt and that is THAT.
Genesis: There you go! That’s what I’m talking about! Best of luck and Tarah…
Genesis: Look after yourself okay?
(Genesis walks up to Tarah and gives her a quick kiss on the forehead before he smiles and leaves the shot, Tarah smiles after him as she leaves before she returns to making herself focused on the match ahead.)
(The camera goes back to the ring where the next match is set up and all easy to go.)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! The following HANDICAP match is for the EAW Vixen’s Championship and it is set for ONE fall!
(“Whatever She’s Got” by David Nail plays as Trinity and Velocity Rampage both walk out to the ring, smiling in a cheeky manner whilst showing nothing but resilience in themselves.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first THE CHALLENGERS! From Jacksonville, Texas weighing in at a combined weight of 262 pounds, the team of Trinity and Velocity Rampage, THE RAMPAGES!!!!
Stew-O: And here we go folks! Second match of the night and our first title contest for Pain For Pride 8 with the Vixen’s Championship OFFICIALLY on the line! Tarah Nova is facing arguably the biggest challenge of her ENTIRE career as she has to face off against not one or two or even three but NINE vixen’s.
Ryder: And you know it’s going to get serious bro as all NINE of these ladies are gunning for Tarah and want to finally put the champion in her place! The Rampage sisters are two of these nine vixens are their feisty and competitive spirit will definitely give them an advantage in this match-up that’s for sure!
(“Surprise Drive” by Mitsuruu Matsuoka plays as Erica Ford runs out with nothing but a massive smile on her face.)
Ring Announcer: From Talladega, Florida weighing in at 115 pounds she is “The Adrenaline Athlete”, ERRICAA FOOORRRDDDD!!!
Mercer: Erica Ford is one half of the Sky Drivers along with Aurora Rose who will be competing in the 24/7 Battle Royal later on in this event!
Stew-O: That is correct but I know for a fact that Erica is a very fast-paced competitor and also an incredibly tough competitor to slow down so you definitely need to bring out your A-game if you’re going to have a shot against her!
(“Give It Up To Me” by Shakira plays as Ariana Lopez walks out to the ring focused as ever.)
Ring Announcer: From Los Angeles, California weighing in at 118 pounds, “The Latin Goddess” ARRRIANNNAAA LOOOPPEEZZZ!!!
Ryder: Ariana Lopez is another vixen who’s teamed up with another vixen in this case in a team with none other than the “Holy Knight Of Firmament”, Haruna Sakazaki as apart of the team “Enchanteur!”
Mercer: This once again is another great competitor and a person that I know has some fire in them to make things work in this match-up!
(“Sweet Dreams” by Emily Browning plays as Alexis Parthenopaeus walks out to the ring, smiling devilishly.)
Ring Announcer: Form Ireland, weighing in at 105 pounds she is “The Corrupted Dragon”, ALLEXXIS PARRTHHENNOPAEEEUUUSSS!!!
Stew-O: Alexis Parthenopaeus is one of the most interesting vixens in this match-up, a mysterious competitor indeed!
Ryder: But what you might say about her mysteriousness Stew-O makes her a threat in this match I feel! People who are going up against her are not sure what to do and are not sure how they’re supposed to deal with her making her what I call the dark horse in this match-up!
(“Seven Devils” by Florence And The Machine plays as Cherish skips to the ring with a slight fire in her eyes.)
Ring Announcer: From Raleigh, North Carolina weighing in at 118 pounds, CHERRRIISHHH!!!
Mercer: Last month Cherish along with Maddie faced of against the champion Tarah Nova in a match for the belt back at Triple Threat where Tarah retained but the question will it be second time lucky tonight for Cherish?
Stew-O: Well the EAW Universe feels that Cherish is DEFINITELY one of the major threats in this match-up that’s for sure but the question here is will she deliver it here tonight?
(“Don’t Mess With” by Jim Johnston plays as Maria Gonzales walks out completely fired up.)
Ring Announcer: From Miami, Florida weighing in at 124 pounds, “The Bitch Next Door” MARRRIIAAA GONNNZZZALLLEEESSS!!!
Ryder: Maria Gonzales is looking to make a major statement here tonight and I think she’s going to back it up bro! She’s got her well…I think her boyfriend Clark Duncan on her side and now she’s going to attempt to bring the Vixen’s Title home too!
Mercer: Maria is fired up and ready to go in what should be one HELL of a contest here and I’m looking forward to seeing what she can accomplish.
(“Centuries” by Fall Out Boy plays as Maddie walks out…but not in her happy kind sense and looking more focused and determined than she has in her entire life.)
Ring Announcer: From Tampa Bay, Florida weighing in at 125 pounds, MADDDIIIEEEE!!!
Stew-O: We all know Maddie as the happy and bright vixen but in recent times she has shown a more…how can I describe “darker” persona?
Ryder: Darker persona!? Are you kidding me Stew-O! I personally love the new “focused” Maddie! She’s fired up, focused and ready to go and she knows now that this championship is more important than everything else!
(Suddenly the entire stadium goes black…)
Mercer: Wait what the hell is going on?
???: Minna-san! Moriagatter ha-yo~!
(The entire stadium turns a bright shade of red as they all cheer.)
Mercer: I think I’ve seen this a few months ago and we are seeing it AGAIN!
(Suddenly the arena goes back to normal as “Holy Knight Of Firmament” by Eyemedia plays to cheers as Haruna Sakazaki paces herself to the ring all fired up and ready to go.)
Ring Announcer: AND from Akihabara, Japan weighing in at 110 pounds she is the, “Knight Of Firmament”, HARRRUUNNNAA SAAKKAAAZZAAAKKKII!!!
Stew-O: BAH GAWD! What an entrance and what better place to do than at Pain For Pride 8 right here in Wembley Stadium!?
Ryder: This is the name that everyone has on their lips! This is the one vixen here that has the biggest drive to beat Tarah Nova right now but the question will Haruna finally claim her odyssey and become champion tonight?
(All nine vixens stand solidly in the ring together as SUDDENLY the whole stadium goes out in pitch black again as the titantron turns to static before three glowing red X’s appear on the screen with the words “IN NOVA WE TRUST” written under them to a MASSIVE ovation from the London crowd. The shot suddenly goes black again.)
Mercer: Now here we go!
(Then out of nowhere a MASSIVE amount of red pry fires off the top of the aisle down to the ramp before a massive blast fires out from the titantron area when “Crawl Through Knives” by In Flames plays to a giant pop as Tarah Nova walks out wearing a custom red and black outfit, along with the championship belt hung around her waist as he has nothing but focus in her eyes.)
Ring Announcer: And introducing THE CHAMPION. From Detroit, Michigan weighing in at 119 pounds she is the EAW Vixen’s Champion…”The Vixen Killer”…TAARRRAHHH NNNOOOOVVVAAAA!!!
Stew-O: WHAT AN ENTRANCE! The Vixen’s Champion is firmly here in London as she is ready to go to defend her title!
Ryder: It’s go time! All ten competitors are here and this match is now DEFINITELY ready to go!
Mercer: Tarah is surveying the scene in front as the music dies down! An official runs up to her as she hands of her title belt to them as she notices ALL nine vixens staring at her as Tarah takes a deep breath with all nine of these competitors staring down at the Vixen Killer…BEFORE SHE SLIDES INTO THE RING AND ALL NINE VIXENS AMBUSH HER FROM THE GET GO AS THIS CONTEST HAS BEGUN!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: AND FOLKS HERE WE GO! ONE VS. NINE HANDICAP MATCH FOR THE EAW VIXEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP, ONE FALL TO A FINISH! And already this PROVES that the Vixen’s Champion Tarah Nova is DEFINITELY at a major disadvantage in this match with ALL nine Vixen’s immediately bringing the attack to her!
Ryder: These vixens are relentless Stew-O just STOMPING away at the Vixen’s Champion here as they are all eager to finally end “The Vixen Killer”! The stomps are going brutal and destructive here AS MARIA GONZALES PICKS HER BACK UP BEFORE SHE BULLRUSHES AND CLOTHESLINES TARAH DIRECTLY OUT OF THE RING! Nova collides with a sickening thud on the outside AS ALL OF THE VIXENS EXCEPT FOR MARIA DART OUT OF THE RING AND GRAB TARAH AS A GROUP BEFORE THEY THROW HER BACK IN! All of the Vixen’s now get up on to the apron whilst Maria stands in the ring still and I think that means Maria will be starting this match off!
Stew-O: Tarah is trying to desperately find her bearings as Maria grabs onto her by the hair and pulls her back up BEFORE THE VIXEN FROM MIAMI GRABS TIGHT AROUND HER AND DROPS HER DIRECTLY WITH A BRUTAL NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! Tarah is dropped DIRECTLY on her skull as she clutches it tightly in pain here BEFORE MARIA GOES STRAIGHT UP TO THE CHAMPION AND BEGINS HER WORKING OVER HER WITH SOME STOMPS! SHE IS GOING BALLISTIC WITH THESE STOMPS HERE AS THE REFEREE HAS TO PULL HER AWAY! THE REFEREE GETTING IN HER FACE TELLING HER SHE’LL BE RISKING THE DQ IF SHE KEEPS GOING! Maria lets up AS SHE PICKS TARAH BACK HER UP BEFORE SHE IRISH WHIPS HER DIRECTLY INTO THEIR OWN TURNBUCKLE!
Mercer: Maria reaches out and MAKES THE TAG TO ERICA FORD AS FORD COMES IN! AND ERICA FORD IS IMMEDIATELY STRIKING WITH A SERIES OF KICKS STRAIGHT TO TARAH’S GUT! Tarah is in a whole spot of trouble as Ford is going as hard and as heavy as she possibly can! Tarah is grabbed on by The Adrenaline Athlete as she Irish whips Tarah DIRECTLY TO THE OTHER TURNBUCKLE! Tarah plants there with an absolutely sickening thud as ERICA FORD RUNS AT FULL STEAM AHEAD AS SHE CONNECTS THE KOPPOU KICK DIRECTLY ONTO TARAH! Tarah DROPS DOWN from that kick attempt directly onto the canvas as she’s crawling trying to get out of this situation right now!
Ryder: AND I THINK THE VIXEN’S CHAMPION HAS FINALLY MET HER MAKER AS SHE IS IN A DEFINITE SPOT OF TROUBLE RIGHT NOW! Tarah is CRAWLING on the canvas as Erica Ford INSTANTLY RUSHES BACK TO HER TURNBUCKLE AND MAKES THE TAG DIRECTLY TO MADDIE WHO NOW COMES IN! Maddie is going OFF THE WALLS TONIGHT! Maddie IMMEDIATELY grabs onto Tarah lifting her up before SHE DRILLS WITH HER A CLOTHESLINE TURNING THE MURDER CITY VIXEN INSIDE OUT! Tarah just being FLIPPED by the clothesline as Maddie KNOWS she hasn’t done enough but what the hell is up with all of this fast tagging!?
Stew-O: I think it’s incredibly smart on these vixen’s end! They’re planning to do fast in and out tags to maximise the amount of damage they can deal to Tarah without getting themselves winded and tired! I can definitely say that if this is how the vixen’s think, then this division IS definitely on the up – no doubt about that! Maddie lifts Tarah back up off the canvas now AS MADDIE GRIPS TIGHT AROUND HER WAIST! Tarah Nova! Trying to do everything she can escape! Tarah pulls and tugs and is DESPERATELY trying to pull the arms of Maddie of around her BUT TO NO AVAIL AS MADDIE GRIPS TIGHT AND NAILS THE BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX WITH THE BRIDGE IN PLACE! FIRST PIN OF THE MATCH!
Referee: ONNNEEEE!!! TWWWOOOOO!!
Mercer: TARAH GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Wait has she? Tarah’s body has jerked to the side after…WAIT IS THAT ALEXIS PARTHENOPAEUS!? THE CORRUPTED DRAGON HAS BROKEN UP THE COUNT BECAUSE EVEN THOSE VIXEN’S MIGHT BE WORKING AS A TEAM AT THE END OF THE DAY IT IS WELL AND TRULY EVERY VIXEN FOR THEMSELVES! Maddie is back up and SHE AND ALEXIS ARE HAVING AN ABSOLUTE WAR OF WORDS EACH OTHER AS THE TWO ARE SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER! GOING OFF AT EACH OTHER! THIS IS THE PASSION AND FIRE THAT IS LIT WHEN IT COMES TO HOLDING THE EAW VIXEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!
Ryder: Maddie and Alexis are just GOING at each other AND THEY NOTICE THE VIXEN’S CHAMPION GETTING UP BEHIND THEM AS THEY BOTH TURN AROUND ONLY FOR TARAH NOVA TO SCREAM AND RACE AT THEM FLYING GRACEFULLY THROUGH THE AIR AS SHE NAILS A MONSTER DOUBLE FLYING LARIAT SENDING BOTH OF THEM DOWN!
Mercer: And the Wembley Stadium has become UNHINGED! 90,000 PLUS FANS ON THEIR FEET AS WE, THE FANS HERE AND THE EAW UNIVERSE IS CURRENTLY WONDERING IS THE BEGINNING OF THE VIXEN KILLER’S COMEBACK!? Both Alexis and Erica are down as Cherish drops of the apron SLAPS ONTO ALEXIS’S BACK AS SHE MAKES THE FORCE TAG BEFORE THE RALEIGH VIXEN SLIDES IN! Cherish races in AND CHARGES STRAIGHT AT THE CHAMPION AND LEAPS UP! NO! TARAH COUNTERS SENDING CHERISH FLYING WITH A BACK BODY DROP! Cherish lands HARD on the canvas as she pulls herself back up AND CHARGES FOR A CLOTHESLINE AT TARAH! NOOO!! TARAH DUCKS THE ATTEMPT AS CHERISH DOUBLE TAKE BEFORE TARAH NOVA CLOCKS HER IN THE FACE WITH THE SUPERKICK! THE DEADLY DREAMS CONNECTS AS CHERISH GOES DOWN BEFORE SHE DIVES AND MAKES THE TAG TO ARIANA LOPEZ!
Ryder: ARIANA LOPEZ IS COMING IN A FULL HEAD OF STEAM AS SHE BARRELS AND CLOTHESLINES TARAH! Tarah collides on the canvas as she gets herself up again AS ARIANA GOES AGAIN! A SECOND CLOTHESLINE DRILLS TARAH DOWN ON THE MAT! Tarah’s clutching her haid in pain as ARIANA LIFTS THE DETROIT VIXEN BACK TO HER FEET!
Mercer: The champion DEFINITELY having some trouble here as ARIANA LIFTS TARAH UP TO ON HER SHOULDERS! LOPEZ IS GOING FOR THE MI AMOR! SHE SPINS TARAH AROUND BUT TARAH LANDS ON HER FEET COUNTERING THE MOVE AS SHE GRABS STILL A HOLD OF ARIANA’S HAND, KNEES IN THE GUT, GETS HER IN POSITION AND SETS HER UP FOR THE TARAH-BOMB DRIVING ARIANA’S SPINE DIRECTLY INTO THE MAT! Tarah rolls out of the way as she picks The Latin Goddess back up and Irish whips her directly into the turnbuckle as MARIA GONZALES TAGS BACK IN! Maria charges at Tarah BUT TARAH COUNTERS WITH A SIDE HEADLOCK TAKING THEM BOTH DOWN! WAIT NO! MARIA COUNTERS WITH THE HEAD SCISSORS AS BOTH VIXENS GET OUT OF THAT GROUND GAME BEFORE BOUNCING BACK UP!
Ryder: Tarah charges ahead AND GOES FOR ANOTHER SUPERKICK! DEADLY DREAMS CONNECTS! WAIT NO! MARIA GRABS ONTO THE FOOT COUNTERING OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE SHE SPINS TARAH AROUND AND JUMPS UP TO DROPKICK THE CHAMPION DOWN! Tarah goes down HARD AS MARIA RUNS RIGHT BEHIND AND SETS UP THE CAMEL CLUTCH! THE GRINDER IS LOCKED IN AS MARIA IS PULLING HARD AS SHE CAN TRYING TO MAKE TARAH TAP OUT! TARAH IS STRUGGLING HERE! WAIT NO! TARAH IS PUSHING HERSELF UP WITH MARIA ON HER SHOULDERS SHE’S LIFTING…LIFTING…DOING EVERYTHING SHE POSSIBLY CAN!
Stew-O: Tarah has…THE VIXEN’S CHAMPION…HAS GOTTEN BACK UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS AND HAS MARIA UP ON THEM AS SHE WALKS OVER TO THE ROPE AND WAIT NO! SHE CAN’T DO THIS! NO! TARAH LIFTS MARIA UP AND DUMPS OVER THE ROPE AS MARIA GOES INTO MID-AIR AND COLLIDES ONTO THE OUTSIDE! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY WHAT A FALL! WHAT A DROP AS MARIA GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIRE THIS WOMAN’S FIGHTING SPIRIT! And now look at this! Both Rampage Sisters have arrived in the match! Both sisters come charging AS TARAH DUCKS THE ATTACK FROM BOTH OF THEM HITS THE ROPES, AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF HITTING A DOUBLE SPRINGBOARD ELBOW TO BOTH SISTERS SENDING VELOCITY AND TRINITY DOWN!
Mercer: EIGHT VIXENS DOWN…but one remains as Haruna Sakazaki slowly eyes Tarah Nova before she gets into the middle of the ring! IT HAS COME DOWN TO THIS! EIGHT MONTHS IN THE MAKING! TARAH NOVA! HARUNA SAKAZAKI! THE MURDER CITY VIXEN VERSUS THE KNIGHT OF FIRMAMENT RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW AT PAIN FOR PRIDE 8 IN WEMBLEY STADIUM AND IT! IS! ON!
Stew-O: AND BAM THERE IT IS TARAH AND HARUNA LOCK MIDDLE OF THE RING! BOTH VIXEN’S TRYING TO PUSH FOR POWER TRYING TO FIND AN OPENING WITH THE VIXEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE! Tarah and Haruna pushing each other! Trying to find an opening AS HARUNA LOCKS A SIDE HEADLOCK ONTO TARAH!
Ryder: The side headlock is in place AS HARUNA DROPS DOWN AND GETS A DROP TOEHOLD DIRECTLY ON TARAH IMMEDIATELY PLANTING THE CHAMPION DOWN! Tarah tries to get back up as NOVA’S LIP IS BUSTED OPEN WITH BLOOD DRIPPING HER DOWN HER CHIN AND NECK! Tarah tries to push herself back up BUT HARUNA IS RIGHT BEHIND HER AS THE KNIGHT OF FIRMAMENT GRABS TARAH PINS HER AROUND AND SETS HER UP FOR THE AROUND THE WORLD! THE MAWARU SEKAI! THIS IS IT! GAME OVER! HARUNA SETS UP THE MOVE…AND IT CONNECTS! THE SPINNING SITOUT JAWBREAKER AS TARAH GOES FLYING IN THE AIR BEFORE LANDING DOWN! HARUNA GOES ON TOP AND HOOKS THE LEG!
Referee: ONNNNEEEEE!!! TWWWWOOOO!!! THREEEEEE!!!
Stew-O: NNNOOOOOO!!! TARAH WITH THE 2.9 KICKOUT AND THIS MATCH IS STILL ALIVE AS HARUNA IS NOT HAPPY TAKING HER ARGUMENT TO THE REF! Haruna voicing her opinions and I believe she’s saying that the referee was too slow in her count here! Haruna just not happy at all AS TARAH NOVA OUT OF NOWHERE JUMPS UP FROM BEHIND HARUNA WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK! TAKING THE DISTRACTED VIXEN BY LEAPING AND NAILING THE RUDE AWAKENING! THE CURB STOMP FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AS HARUNA GOES DOWN AND THE COVER IS MADE!
Referee: ONNNNEEEEE!! TWWWWOOO!!! THREEEEEE!!!!
Ryder: AND NOOOOOO!! HARUNA GETS THE SHOULDER UP SOMEHOW SURVIVING THAT CURBSTOMP! BOTH OF THESE VIXEN’S ARE GOING TO GIVE IT THEIR ALL AS IS EVERY SINGLE VIXEN IN THIS MATCH! THIS IS HOW MUCH THEY WANT US! THE RIGHT TO BE THE VIXEN’S CHAMPION! Haruna slowly gets back up and so does Tarah as both vixens are slowly rising to their feet! Tarah’s up on both feet and so is Haruna…AS TARAH KICKS HARUNA IN THE GUT BEFORE SHE PULLS HER IN TIGHT FOR THE CRADLE DDT! TARAH’S GOING FOR THE NOVACAINE! NO! HARUNA DROPS DOWN TO HER FEET AS SHE SPINS BEHIND BEFORE SHE LIFTS TARAH UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS AS SHE GOES FOR THE REQUIEM! THE BIG ONE! THE BIG MOVE! THE REQUIEM IS ABOUT TO HIT AS HARUNA CONNECTS WITH IT! NO! TARAH FLIPS OFF OF SAKAZAKI’S BACK BEFORE SHE CAN CONNECT WITH IT AS SHE REVERSES BY LIFTING THE JAPANESE VIXEN UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS HERSELF! IT’S TIME GUYS! I THINK IT’S GOING TO HAPPEN! TARAH DROPS HARUNA AND THE KNEE CONNECTS! MURDER CITY PLUNGE AND HARUNA GOES DOWN!
Ryder: Haruna might have gone down with that GTS BUT I DON’T THINK TARAH IS DONE AS SHE’S QUICKLY GOING TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Tarah’s positioning herself, gestures to the crowd and gets the approval AS SHE STANDS UP AND TAKES FLIGHT AND OH MY GOD! THE PHOENIX SPLASH! THE SUICIDE X CONNECTS! THE SUICIDE X CONNECTS! WE HAVEN’T SEEN THE MOVE IN GOD KNOWS WHEN! THE SUICIDE X CONNECTS AND TARAH MAKES THE PIN ATTEMPT!
Referee: ONNNNEEEEE! TWWWWWOOOO!! THREEEEEEE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Crawl Through Knives” by In Flames plays to a massive ovation as Tarah is giving the Vixen’s Title as she holds it high up in excitement, disbelief and all in some emotional tears.)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match and STILLL the EAW Vixen’s Champion, TARRRAHHH NNNOOOVVAA!
( The other vixens in the match stand by at ringside angry at the result )
Mercer: WHAT A MOMENT! WHAT A MOMENT! Tarah Nova has done it! Tarah Nova has survived nine other vixen’s and is still walking out of Pain For Pride as your Vixen’s Champion! What an incredible displ-WHAT THE HELL!? MADDIE!!! MADDIE SNATCHES THE VIXENS TITLE OUT OF THE REFEREE’S HANDS AND SMACKS IT RIGHT OVER TARAH’S SKULL!!!
Stew-O: WH- MADDIE!??? OF ALL PEOPLE????
Deadprez: Maddie grabs hold Tarah and is SMASHING HER FACE IN TO THE CANVAS!!! AND MADDIE SNATCHES THE TITLE AGAIN… AND STARTS WHIPPING IT DOWN THE BACK OF TARAH NOVA!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS, MADDIE HAS SNAPPED!!!
Stew-O: MADDIE GRABS HOLD OF NOVA AND THROWS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE ONCE AGAIN AS TARAH GOES FLYING OUT OF THE RING! AND MADDIE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AS SHE GRABS TARAH…. NO MADDIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? NO!!! MADDIE HITS A RUNNING POWERBOMB ON TO THE STEEL STEPS!!!! AND TARAH IS BEING LEFT A BLOODY, BROKEN MESS HERE AT RING SIDE!
Deadprez: The ref’s trying to stop Maddie, but MADDIE SLAPS THE REFEREE REPEATEDLY!! SHE ABSOLUTELY WAILS ON HIM, AND GOES RIGHT BACK TO… TO HER VICTIM! MADDIE PULLS TARAH UP ONCE MORE AND HITS THE POWERBOMB ONTO THE EDGE OF THE BARRICADE!!! AND MADDIE SNATCHES TARAH UP ONE MORE TIME —
( A swarm of referees and officials surround Maddie and pry her apart from Tarah Nova. Maddie is dragged away kicking and screaming in an almost psychotic rage )
Stew-O: Out of ALL PEOPLE in this entire division, I would have never ever expected MADDIE to snap like this! As damaged as Tarah already is, Maddie’s just absolutely broken our Vixens Champion into pieces!
Deadprez: Pain for Pride can drive people to do things they never expected. I think we all know that by now.
( Camera pans backstage, where Pierre McGuire is patiently standing by… )
Pierre McGuire: Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time… VANCE TYBULL!
( Tybull appears into the screen, receiving a noteworthy response from the crowd in the background. )
Pierre: Let’s get right down to it, Vance – last week you proclaimed yourself the “Next Extr –”
Tybull: Just stop it right there, Pierre. I know what I said – and I know what I meant. I would first and foremost like to apologize for those comments – certainly out of character. And I never want to live in the shadow of someone else, no matter what their legacy before me was. It is an absolute honor to be competing in this match, under the lighting memory of Extreme Enigma.
But the fact of the matter is while I said I’d be the new Extreme Enigma, I am not Extreme Enigma. To me it isn’t about being the 2nd Extreme Enigma, it’s about being the 1st Vance Tybull. I am not the second coming of anyone, but an improved version of myself. People can look at that comment last week and pick it apart all they want… but at the end of the day, this match comes down to my own discretion.
An even though I was wrong to say what I did last week… the sentiment still holds true. Clark Duncan, Diamond Cage, Superior Quality… all worthy opponents this week. But I’m going to go out there, and like Extreme Enigma did time and time again… I’m going to steal the show. And there’s not a damn thing… that ANY one of those guys can DO about it!
( Vance rushes off, before Pierre can even get in another word – as the camera pans back out to Wembley. )
( The tag team championships graphic appears on screen, camera pans to the ring announcer standing at ring side )
Ring Announcer: This following contest is scheduled for one fall and is an 8 TEAM TAG TEAM MATCH FOR THE EAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIOOOOONSHIIIIIPS!!!!!
( “Howlin’ in the Woods” by The Crooked hits… The Mercenaries come out; HBG in particular wearing a red hooded robe over her ring gear and Y2Impact wearing a red jacket with a red hood. )
RA: INTRODUCING THE CHALLENGERS….. FIRST, CURRENTLY RESIDING IN SEATTLE, WASHINGTON WEIGHING IN AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 361 POOOOUNNDSSS… YYYYYY2222222222222IMMPACCTTTTTTT AND THE HEART BREAK GAAAALLL… THEEEEEEEEEEE MEERRCENAARRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEESSSS!!!!
Jake Mercer: The tag team champions are up for grabs tonight and these are my favorites, Kawa! These are the two that I can easily see coming away with the win here tonight! Look at the track record between the two of them; this is Y2Impact’s EIGHTH Pain for Pride and he’s competing here tonight fighting for what would be a HISTORIC fourth tag team title reign! And HBG, the three time Vixens Champion, Hall of Famer who’s been a veteran of this business and knows all their is to know. When I look at these two I see NO WEAKNESSES! ZERO!
Kawajai: Very fair point, they’ve proven very quickly that they have the chemistry to get it done in the ring. There won’t be a lack of communication I take it between these two.
“WOOOOOOAOOOAHHHHHH WE WONT BREAK BUT WE MIGHT BEND!”
“WOOOOOOOOAOOOOOAAAHHHH WE’LL SEE YOU AT THE BITTER END!”
( “Blackout” by Zebrahead hits as Death By Velocity make their entrances in matching right and red stripe themed attire, pumped and ready to go with Sinnesy Rose walking with them. )
RA: Their opponents making their way to the ring at this time, introducing first, weighing in at 185 pounds, he is the king of queen city, THIS IS JORDAN CISERANO!!!! And his partner Weighing in at 195 pounds, Hailing from Coleraine Northern Ireland, being accompanied by Sinnesy Rose, He is the artful dodger of professional wrestling, THE NEW AGE LIBERTINE! CAAALLIIIIBAAAANNNN!
Kawajai: You can’t take anything away from these young men, they’ve grinded it out in the tag team division night in and night out and earned their right to compete in front of these 90,000 people if you ask me! Every single night we saw them grind it out and take on all competition coming their way. You might not like the way they go about things — I sure don’t — but you can’t deny their brash nature, their smash mouth style and in your face attitude are all what’s gotten them this far!
( “Fire It Up” by Thousand Foot Krutch hits as Nick Angel and Venom walk out to the stage and Nick looks around at the audience, pumps himself up and energizes Venom as they both make their way down the ramp with an intense look about them. )
RA: Their opponents… the team of VEEEEENOOOOOOM ANNNND NIIIIICK ANGEEEEELLLLLL… THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RENEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADEEESSS!!!!!
Mercer: What you said about Death By Velocity was probably the most accurate assessment I’ve ever heard you give in your LIFE, but the same thing should be applied to The Renegades. Once you look past the fact that they were glorified yes men for Ventura, you get a sense as to just how well Venom and Nick know each other and how efficient they are as a unit! Honestly, these two haven’t gotten nearly enough credit in my book!
Kawajai: Agreed, and they have the talent and the ability to come away with this win and just about any win in any match they could be placed in in EAW! They’ve just got to apply themselves in the right places and they’re unstoppable as a unit and even as individuals. Could this be their night?
( The three teams await in the ring and electrical whirring intro can be heard as smoke rises at the stage )
( “On Sight” by Kanye West hits as The Savage Ryans make their entrance with Ryan in black attire and DDD in black and blue attire. Mr. DEDEDE charges out through the smoke pumped full of adrenaline with the tag team title around his waist wearing his “Take Flight/That’s God” t-shirt and accessories. Ryan Savage slowly walks through the smoke carrying the tag team title over his shoulder and the two make their way down the ramp. )
RA: AND LASTLY, WEIGHING IN AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 438 POOOOUNNNNDSSS… THEY ARE THE REIGNING, DEFENDING, EAW TAAAAAG TEAAAAM CHAMPIOOOOOONSSS…. RYAN SAVAGE AND MR. DEDEDE….. THE SAVAAAAAAAAAGE RYAAAAAAAAAANS!!!!!
Mercer: No matter what I say about that slob Ryan Savage and that fork tongued bastard Mr. DEDEDE, I’ve got to give these devils their due! They’ve been fantastic tag team champions and have pretty much proved everyone who predicted this team wouldn’t last for three months wrong!
Kawajai: Well along the way we’ve gotten to see some incredible things from this duo. Of course Mr. DEDEDE who’s no stranger to this environment looks right at home even in front of this sea of humanity, and what interests me so much about this is, so does Ryan Savage. It’s almost like they were built for this stage!
( The four teams are all in the ring and the referee by coin-toss decides which two teams will start the match. By coin toss, The Mercenaries and The Renegades begin the match. )
Mercer: And so by coin toss these are the two teams that start the match! Nick Angel is ready and willing to start this battle… and he will start it against the 6 time World Champion, 3 time Tag Team champion and former Extremist of the Year, Y2Impact! All four teams are at each respective corner, and the referee raises the tag team title belts and calls for the bell!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Kawajai: The tag team championships are on the line and the champions will sit out for now and watch as two men from two other teams battle for what’s theirs! Impact and Angel lock one hand…. Nick goes for a kick, but Imp side steps and Nick stops himself as Impact goes for a kick to the ribs. Nick grabs the leg and Impact rakes the eyes, hits a kick to the midsection and comes at Nick Angel with a few blows to the head! Impact immediately snaps in a side headlock… and he gets a side headlock takedown, but Nick gets the head scissors and Impact quickly rushes to his feet! Both men rush at each other to grapple… Impact catches an ARMDRAG from that! Nick rushes up, another BEAUTIFUL armdrag by Impact! Imp gets in that grounded rear armbar, and now he tries to turn it into a hammerlock but Nick works his way back up to his feet..
Mercer: Nick wrenches the arm, knees Imp into the midsection and hits a kick to the arm and a PALM CHOP RIGHT TO THE CHEST! OHH, NOW IMPACT STRIKES BACK WITH A SLAP ACROSS THE FACE! Impact’s screaming at Nick, demanding respect! ANND OOH MY, NICK BACKS OVER TO THE MERCENARIES CORNER AND BACK HANDS HBG!!! HBG DROPS DOWN HOLDING HER FACE AND THAT DRAWS AN “OOHHH” FROM THE CROWD! NICK GRINS AT IMPACT, THAT SET IMPACT OFF! IMP CHARGES AND TACKLES NICK ANGEL TO THE CORNER TO HIT A FLURRY OF RIGHTS AND LEFTS! THE REFEREE TRIES TO SEPARATE THEM, BUT IMPACT SNAPS AND SHOVES THE REFEREE!
Kawajai: Impact totally lost his cool from that disrespectful backhand to HBG, and Nick comes out of the corner and tags his partner Venom in! Impact charges at Venom, but Venom maneuvers around him and rolls him up!
Kawajai: Impact swiftly kicks out, gets up to a knee — KICK TO THE FACE BY VENOM! Now Venom catches Impact and hooks him and hits a REVERSE STO INTO A BACKBREAKER! Imp rolls away and Venom comes at Imp with a LOUD kick to the spine! Venom’s competing in his third Pain for Pride match, and he’d love nothing more than to come away with what would be his second tag team title reign in his career. Venom hits a few elbow drops and grabs Impact and pushes him into the ropes and Imp stumbles back as Venom hooks the waist from behind for a german! Impact counters with an elbow however, runs the ropes — blind tag from J.P. Caliban — Impact hits a DROPKICK on Venom! Impact’s yelling abuse at his opponent, Caliban springboards the ropes and hits a SPRINGBOARD REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER ON IMPACT FROM BEHIND!!!
Mercer: Imp rolls out of the ring… and Caliban charges towards the ropes and hits the SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK, BUT HE HITS IT ON NICK ANGEL AT THE CORNER! NOW CALIBAN SPRINGS BACK UP THAT SAME CORNER AND GOES FOR A CROSSBODY ON VENOM! HE HITS IT, THE HOOK OF BOTH LEGS!
Ref: OOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOO-
Mercer: KICK OUT! Caliban springs up, Venom springs up, Caliban catches Venom wih an ENZIGURI! Immediate cover, but Nick Angel charges in the ring and hits stomps on Caliban! Angel pulls Caliban up and hits FEROCIOUS KICKS, I MEAN ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL KICKS TO ANY OPEN PART OF THE BODY HE CAN GET! But here comes Jordan Ciserano from behind with a jumping knee to the spine! Ciserano gets reprimanded by the ref and escorted out of the ring, and Caliban’s recovering as he stumbles over to The Mercenaries corner and HBG tags herself in. HBG enters the ring and hits a RUNNING DROPKICK on Nick Angel! The Heart Break Gal runs the ropes now and runs at Venom who’s back up and hits the hurricanrana! But Venom keeps spinning while HBG’s trying to take him over with that leg scissors throw…. and HBG KEEPS ON SPINNING UNTIL VENOM FALLS INTO AN EVISCERATION FROM Y2IMPACT!!!!!! WHAT A HURRICANRANA/CODEBRAKER COMBO!
Kawajai: VENOM ROLLS TO THE APRON STUNNED! Now Nick Angel attacks Impact, but Imp battles him back with a flurry of punches! Imp grabs Nick and pulls him up… Imp sends Nick into HBG with an Irish whip and HBG HITS A BIIIIG ROUNDHOUSE! HBG runs out of the way and Nick’s dazed, turns around, ANOTHER EVISCERATION FROM IMPACT!!!!!! NO, NICK LETS HIM DROP TO THE MAT! NICK SETS UP A SLINGSHOT TO THE CORNER… BUT MID-SLINGSHOT HBG HITS A CROSSBODY ON NICK! IMP IS SLINGSHOT INTO THE CORNER, BUT IMP CATCHES HIMSELF AT THE CORNER AND SPRINGS TO THE TOP ROPE AND HITS A MOONSAULT ON NICK ANGEL WHILE HBG DARTS OUT OF THE WAY!
Mercer: Nick rolls out of the ring and the ref sends Imp back to The Mercenaries corner. Impact hasn’t exactly made a companion out of the ref this match, and meanwhile HBG focuses her attention towards Venom who’s still recovering from The Evisceration… and VENOM GETS BLIND TAGGED BY MR. DEDEDE! Mr. DEDEDE steps into the ring and stands across from HBG! There’s so much history between the two of them that dates back to 2007, and for the first time ever they stand across the ring as opponents! DEDEDE’s in a boxing stance and HBG circles the ring with him…. they get into a greco roman style tie up, gripping hands as a test of strength and HBG nails a few loud kicks to the thighs of the tag team champ! HBG goes for a rear waistlock, but DDD takes her down with an armdrag into an armbar… HBG backflips out of that into an upside down headscissors, taking DDD down to the mat and HBG IMMEDIATELY LOCKS IN A CROSS ARMBREAKER!!!
Kawajai: DDD POWERS RIGHT OUT OF IT! DDD backs up and hits a KNEE RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF HBG! DDD pulls HBG up and hit another harsh knee to her midsection, and DDD takes HBG right into the corner of The Mercenaries! Y2Impact stands there and locks eyes with Mr. DEDEDE…. AND IMPACT TAGS HIMSELF IN. YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT HISTORY, THERE MAY NOT BE ANY TWO PEOPLE WITH MORE HISTORY THAN THESE TWO MEN! TWO OF THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT IN MR. DEDEDE AND Y2IMPACT STAND ACROSS THE RING FROM EACH OTHER! These two legends circle the ring…. and they LOCK UP! BUT THE LOCK UP TURNS INTO BODY SHOTS FROM IMPACT! DDD backpedals and Imp comes at him with a clothesline, duck by DDD, ROLLING BACKFIST! No! Imp catches the arm, wrenches it and turns it into a hammer lock and goes for the HAMMER LOCK BACK SUPLEX! DDD backflips out of that however and shoves Impact into the ropes and Imp returns as DDD GOES FOR THE HIP TOSS! NO, IMP MID-THROW COUNTERS WITH A WHEELBARROW FRONT ROLL PIN!
Ref: OOOOONEEEE!! TWOOO-
Mercer: KICK OUT! Both men scramble up to their feet — DDD CATCHES IMPACT WITH A RIGHT HAND! That’s got Imp staggering, DDD approaches but IMP TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Imp collapses, but after a brief recovery period both men charge up, run the adjacent ropes and come at each other as Imp hits ANOTHER clothesline! Now Imp runs the perpendicular ropes, hops over DEDEDE, runs the other side and ricochets off as DDD SPRINGS UP AND HIT A SHOULDER BLOCK! They recover, ANOTHER shoulder block! They recover again and DDD grabs Imp and goes for the full nelson bulldog… but Imp attempts a counter with a roll up, but DDD rolls through the roll up looking for a CROSSFACE! IMP ROLLS THROUGH THE CROSSFACE WITH A PIN! DDD RELEASES! They both recover, ENZIGURI BY IMPACT!!! DDD DUCKS THAT, IMP RECOVERS AND DDD TAKES HIM DOWN WITH THE BIG BOOT! AND DEDEDE HOLDS HIS ARMS OUT TO SHOW OFF!
Kawajai: Imp flat-backs the mat… but he’s got his legs lifted…. and he KIPS BACK UP! MOCKING MR. DEDEDE RIGHT AFTER BEING KICKED IN THE FACE AND HOLDING HIS JAW! Talk about competitive edge! Impact refuses to let DDD get the edge on him as this unlikely sequel of Match of the Universe rages on! Impact and DEDEDE come at each other and this time they’re trading fists! Imp with a shot! DDD! DDD with a body shot, DDD comes out of the gates with ferocious body shots and holds Imp for a front facelock and hits knees to the midsection! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT BY DDD! IMP STAGGERS, SPIN-KICK BY IMPACT! ENZIGURI CONNECTS BY IMPACT! DDD’S STILL NOT DOWN BUT HE’S DAZED, SO IMP RUNS THE ROPES — CISERANO NARROWLY TAGS HIMSELF IN BUT DOESN’T GET IT IN TIME — BUT IMP NAILS THE BULLDOG ON DEDEDE! Impact waits for DEDEDE to rise again, backs up and runs at DDD… DEDEDE POPS HIM UP BEHIND HIM! IMP LANDS ON HIS FEET — DEDEDE TWIRLS AROUND FOR THE ROLLING BACK FIST!!! HE GOT THAT ONE! DDD backs away out of sight from Impact while Imp drops to a knee.. Imp comes to his senses, DDD COMES OUT OF THE GATE AND GOES FOR THE SPEAR!!!!! IMPACT HOLDS HIS HANDS OUT TO BLOCK THE SPEAR!!!!! BUT DEDEDE EVASIVELY ROLLS PAST IMPACT, SPRINGS TO HIS FEET AND HIS THE JUMPING ROUNDHOUSE! DDD FAKED THE SPEAR AND HIT THAT SICK ROUNDHOUSE TAKING IMPACT DOWN! AND NOW DEDEDE GOES OVER TO THE TURNBUCKLE AND IS CLIMBING ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP……. NO WAY…. ARE WE GOING TO SEE IT?! ARE WE GONNA SEE THE NORTH STAR!?!?
Mercer: HERE COMES JP CALIBAN HOWEVER TAGGING HIMSELF IN ON DDD, CHARGING TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND HITTING A SUPER FRANKENSTEINER OFF THE TOP ROPE ON MR. DEDEDE!!! IMPACT NARROWLY AVOIDS BEING LANDED ON!!! DEDEDE’s been turned inside out by that and he rolls out of sight, and now Caliban takes Impact up —
Mercer: SUPERKICK BY CALIBAN FLUSH TO THE JAW! IMP STUMBLES BACK INTO THE ROPES! Ciserano enters the ring and hits a RUNNING SUPERKICK TO IMPACT!!! NOW CALIBAN RUNS THE ROPES, CISERANO CATCHES HIS PARTNER AND POPS HIM UP AS CALIBAN TAKES IMP OUT OF THE RING WITH A LEG LARIAT! Caliban and Ciserano are both out of the ring now, but they move away from Impact and target Mr. DEDEDE who’s also recovering at ringside and this time they’re double teaming him with punches and stomps! NOW HERE COMES RYAN SAVAGE, RYAN HITS A FLURRY OF PUNCHES ON BOTH OF THEM! RYAN THROWS A SHOT AT EACH MAN, AND RYAN HOOKS BOTH OF THEM AND HITS A DOUBLE VERTICAL SUPLEX ON DEATH BY VELOCITY!!!
Kawajai: Impressive strength from Ryan Savage! Savage drags Caliban up and rolls him in the ring… and HERE COMES NICK ANGEL FROM THE APRON WITH A RUNNING KICK ON SAVAGE! Ryan catches the boot however and tries yanking Nick off the apron…. but VENOM TURNS RYAN AROUND AND HITS A KICK TO THE GUT, AND DRIVES RYAN INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! RYAN SAVAGE HAS BEEN TAKEN DOWN! Now Nick Angel springs into the ring and his a baseball slide knocking a recovering Impact off the apron! Angel slides out and rolls Impact in the ring, and he ignores the ref’s orders as he drags Imp over to The Renegades corner and tee’s off on him with a flurry of kicks to the ribs, the chest, the legs, and a BIG TIME kick to the face! Now Venom tags himself in using Impact and he immediately grabs Imp and tosses him out of the ring!
Mercer: Venom goes to the outside… but Ciserano and Caliban stop Venom with the double team on the apron! They’re assaulting him with punches and Caliban hits a sunset flip pin over the ropes rolling Venom up!
Mercer: VENOM kicks out…. THERE’S NICK ANGEL WITH THE SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK ON CALIBAN! Caliban taken out of the ring! NOW CISERANO HITS A SPRINGBOARD — VENOM STOPS HIM IN HIS TRACKS IN MID AIR WITH THE INJECTION!!!! OHHHH CISERANO CAUGHT DEAD IN HIS TRACKS IN MID AIR WITH THAT AMAZING, AMAZING SUPERKICK!!! BUT HERE COMES RYAN SAVAGE BACK ON THE APRON AND RYAN HITS THE SPRINGBOARD DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE ON THE RENEGADES!!! AND RYAN KEEPS HIS MOMENTUM UP AS HE RUNS THE ROPES, CHARGES ACROSS THE RING AND HITS A SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES ONTO A RECOVERING Y2IMPACT!!! HBG IMMEDIATELY RUSHES AT IMP’S AID, BUT SHE STANDS FACE TO FACE WITH RYAN…… AND RYAN GRABS HER BY THE HAIR!! RYAN PULLS HER IN NOW, HE’S GOING FOR A POWERBOMB!!!! HE’S THINKING APRON POWERBOMB!!!!
Kawajai: MURDERED YOU!!!! RYAN SAVAGE IS HIT WITH A SUPERKICK BY CALIBAN!!! HBG IS RELEASED FROM THE CLUTCHES OF RYAN SAVAGE …. AND SHE EATS A SPEAR BY MR. DEDEDE!!!!!!! NO, HBG MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND CALIBAN’S THE ONE WHO GETS HIT! Now DEDEDE drags Caliban and brings him back into the ring, props him up at The Savage Ryans corner and tags himself in… DEDEDE enters the ring, and DEDEDE grabs Venom who’s the other legal man and hits a kick in the midsection and is attempting the DEDEDE DDT!! But Nick Angel isn’t letting it happen! Nick hits right hands and props him up over a shoulder… Nick runs DDD into a corner with a running shoulder thrust, but DDD battles back… VENOM HITS A RUNNING KNEE INTO THE CORNERED MR. DEDEDE!!!! NICK TURNS DEDEDE AROUND, REAR WAISTLOCKS AND HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX / NECKBREAKER COMBO WITH VENOM!!!! DDD ROLLS OUT OF THE RING HOLDING HIS NECK!
Mercer: Neither of these buffoons noticed HBG blind tagged herself in using Mr. DEDEDE! And HBG rushes up to the top rope and is behind an unsuspecting Nick Angel…. Nick turns around… DIVING CODEBREAKER BY HBG!!!!!!!! MY GOODNESS!!!!! NICK’S WOOZY, AND IMPACT COMES IN AND HITS THE EVISCERATION OF HIS OWN ON NICK ANGEL!!!!!!! HBG MEANWHILE IS POUNCED ON TO VENOM BATTERING HIM WITH PUNCHES AND SLAPS…. IMP DOUBLE TEAMS VENOM! BOTH OF THEM ARE STOMPING AND PUNCHING AND STRIKING AWAY! Now Imp and HBG take Venom to the corner… and hoist him up to the top rope! Venom’s seated, dazed on the top rope and HBG backs away as Imp prepares himself… HBG RUNS AND IMP SPRINGBOARDS HER UP TO THE TOP ROPE TO HIT A SPRING UP EVISCERATION!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT VENOM SOMEHOW TURNS IT INTO A POWERBOMB OUT OF THE RING, SENDING HBG INTO A RECOVERING JORDAN CISERANO ON THE OUTSIDE!!!
Kawajai: OH MY GOSH, WHAT A LONG FALL FOR HBG!!!! Impact looks on shocked, immediately rushing to the apron to leave the ring — HERE COMES RYAN SAVAGE WITH A SPEAR THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE ON IMPACT!!! IMPACT AGAIN TAKING THE BRUNT OF PUNISHMENT FROM RYAN SAVAGE, AS THEY COLLAPSE INTO CISERANO AND HBG! THAT BIG BASTARD RYAN SAVAGE COULD KILL SOMEBODY LIKE THAT! Now Mr. DEDEDE comes alive again and gets up to that turnbuckle where Venom’s seated. DEDEDE’s got Venom hooked, attempting perhaps a superplex in the ring! However Venom hits several headbutts as well as a flurry of forearms… and Venom gets leverage looking for a SUPERPLEX TO THE OUTSIDE!!! It’s a struggle between Mr. DEDEDE and Venom… and LOOK DOWN BELOW, THERE’S A CROWD OF IMPACT, HBG, RYAN SAVAGE AND CISERANO ALL RECOVERING RIGHT IN FRONT OF US…. VENOM’S GOT DEDEDE HOISTED FOR THE SUPER PLEX….. BUT HOOOOOOOOOOLY SMOKES, JP CALIBAN FROM FAR AWAY TIGHT ROPES ACROSS THE RING ROPES……. AND HITS A SUPERKICK ON VENOM SENDING VENOM AND DEDEDE CRASHING INTO THAT PILE OF ELITISTS ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!!!!!!!!
Mercer: RIDICULOUS!!! ABSOLUTELY NUTTY!!!! SIX COMPETITORS ARE ALL DOWN BEFORE US!!! WHAT A CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH THIS HAS BEEN!!!! YOU’VE GOT TO FIGURE SOMETHING’S GOTTA GIVE, WHO WILL GO HOME THE EAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS??
( Caliban collapses on the top rope, ecstatic about his maneuver while replays air )
Kawajai: LOOK LOOK LOOK!!!!!! NICK ANGEL SPRINGS UP TO THE TOP ROPE AND HITS THE GROUND ZERO ON CALIBAN FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!!!!!! WHAT A SURGE FROM NICK ANGEL! BOTH NICK AND CALIBAN ARE LAID OUT FROM THAT BIG MOVE!!!!! MY GOD THAT LOOKED LIKE THAT ABSOLUTELY WASTED CALIBAN! A moment goes by with Nick Angel just trying to recover from the damage he took earlier. Meanwhile right before us, the first ones to rise are Y2Impact and Ryan Savage. I have no idea how Impact’s still even going after all he’s been through, but Ryan drags himself to the ring apron and tries to help his partner while Impact is aiding HBG… Now Nick Angel shakes off some cobwebs and slides out of the ring and hits an elbow on Impact, grabs HBG, rolls her in the ring and now grabs Venom and rolls him back in as well. The referee sends Nick Angel back to his corner —
Mercer: FINALLY the ref tries to establish some order! Then again it’s damn near impossible in a match like this! Venom is trying to drag himself over HBG… mind you he took one hell of a move from Caliban earlier! Venom gets an arm over the Heart Break Gal!
Ref: OOOOOOONE… TWOOOOOOOOO!!!
Mercer: KICK OUT by HBG! WOW! You gotta admire the toughness! Venom recovers… and he limps over to The Brigades corner to tag Nick in– but RYANS BLINDSIDE NICK WITH A FOREARM AND BASHES HIS SKULL INTO THE RING POST AND SHOVES HIM TO RINGSIDE! Now Ryan Savage takes the tag and is in the match for the first time! Ryan CLOBBERS Venom with a full body lariat!! Venom lands right on his upper back! Now Ryan tags DEDEDE in! A groggy Mr. DEDEDE hooks Venom for the german suplex… and RYAN HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX THROW ON DEDEDE SENDING DEDEDE FLYING WITH VENOM, SUPLEXING HIM ON HIS NECK! Ryan rushes to HBG… REVELATIONS!!!!! ACE CRUSHER PLANTS HER INTO THE CANVAS! AND MR. DEDEDE RUSHES UP TO THE TOP ROPE AS QUICK AS HE CAN! MEANWHILE JORDAN CISERANO RUSHES UP TO THE APRON… RYAN CHARGES AT CISERANO WITH A BODY LARIAT!!! CISERANO KNOCKED OFF THE APRON!!!! BUT MR. DEDEDE’S ALL THE WAY AT THE TOP TURNBUCKLE STANDING OVER HBG…. AND DEDEDE HITS THE CORKSCREW NORTH STAR!!!!!!!!!! CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!! IT’S OVER!!!!!!
Kawajai: IMPACT CHARGES IN AND DRAGS HBG OUT OF THE WAAAAAY!!!!!!!! DEDEDE HITS THE CANVAS!!!!!! RYAN SAVAGE CHARGES AT IMPACT — EVISCERATION ON RYAN SAVAGE!!!!!!!!!!! MR. DEDEDE’S ROLLING AROUND HOLDING HIS MIDSECTION IN PAIN, AND GETS UP TO HIS FEET STILL ROCKING IN PAIN — EVISCERATION BY IMPACT!!!!!!!! HBG FOLLOWS THROUGH WITH THE COVER!!!!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOONEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( “Howlin’ In The Woods” by The Crooked hits and Impact drops to his knees screaming in celebration, and the referee hands him the Tag Team championships )
RA: HERE ARE YOUR WINNEEEEEEEERSSSS AND THE NEEEEEEEEEEEW EAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOONSSS…. HHHHHHH BBBBBBBBB GGGGGGG AND YYYYYYYYYY22222222222IMPAAAAAAAAACTT… THEEEEEEEEEEEEE MERCENARRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIESSS!!!!!
Kawajai: LORD GOD, WHAT A CONTEST!
Mercer: THIS IS WHY THEY ARE CONSIDERED EAW LEGENDS! THIS IS WHY EAW IS CONSIDERED ‘THE BEST’! ROUND OF A-FUCKIN’-PLAUSE!
( Impact is on the ground hugging and kissing HBG and kissing the titles back and forth as he helps her to her feet, and the referee raises both of their hands as they lift the tag team titles with their spare hand )
Kawajai: Impact’s celebrating like he won the super bowl, and that’s because he practically has! Impact and HBG in just one month of aligning have teamed up and bested three other teams, including The Savage Ryans who without a doubt SHOWED UP!
Mercer: They all did, Kawa! They showed up, and they showed up to get BEAT! With this victory, not only can Impact brag about six World Championship reigns, but he now ties Robbie V for the most tag team title reigns in EAW HISTORY! And the three time Vixens Champion HBG can also add tag title gold to her resume, being the first Vixen in HISTORY to hold the tag team title!
( Imp and HBG celebrate on the ramp, still extremely fatigued yet ecstatic )
Kawajai: These two sure have the right to celebrate after that classic performance! This is what Pain for Pride is ALL ABOUT!
( Camera fades backstage, showcasing a TV Monitor that still entails the new Tag Team Champions celebrating their victory… as the picture zooms out slowly, with a clapping heard in the background, where two men are standing in watch… Matt Miles and Aren Mstislav! )
Aren: Impressive victory.
Miles: It was – just luckily for them RAGNAROK had other ideas here at Pain For Pride. Or else that defining moment would not have happened.
( Aren looks back at Matt Miles, giving him a smirk. )
Aren: That is right… however, it would have been nice to double up our chances in the Cash in the Vault.
Matt Miles: Wouldn’t have been a smart business model. We’re destined for glory, Aren – especially when I win the 24/7 Battle Royal tonight. I am EAW’s Spartan – and I refuse to lay waste to what I have already conquered.
Aren: And I get expecting nothing less than that, out of you. As I will have a Cash in the Vault briefcase right there beside you as well, when it is all said and done.
Matt Miles: And I expect nothing less of that, as well. Nor does our King or Brody. We mustn’t make all of this for nothing.
Aren: Have you ever known us to?
Matt Miles: …No. And we’re not going to start doing that tonight, either. Best of luck out there.
( Matt Miles and Aren Mstislav give each other a fist-bump. )
Aren: You as well. Take what’s yours. What’s RAGNAROK’s.
( The screen zooms back in towards the monitor, before panning back to the stadium. )
(The song “Heart of Courage” by Two Steps From Hell plays as a video package plays of the rivalry with Jaywalker and Jacob Senn: going back all the way to 2013 when Jaywalker and Jacob first met when Jacob cashed in on the bounty to secure his WHC victory, back to a few months ago when Jacob lost his WHC match because of Tiberius Jones, to Jaywalker eliminating him in Grand Rampage and Triple Threat, to the trials Jacob went through weekly on Dynasty, all the way to Jay accepting the challenge and deeming it Falls Count Anywhere.)
(The camera diverts back to the ring area as the ring announcer stands in the middle of the ring.)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall… AND IS A FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH!!!
(“Drink the Water” by Justin Cross hits as six tribe themed individuals dressed in tiki masks carry a roofless Palanquin with Jaywalker on top in a nest covered with white feathers.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, hailing from Gaia… weighing at 260 pounds… “THE CALAMITY” JAYWAAALLLKKKEERRR!
Stew-O: Being veteran broadcasters we are among the few to have seen the transformation of a young man with all the raw skills in the cultivate one of the most shrewd careers here. Suffice to say whether when a rookie or veteran, loved or hated, Jaywalker has always been a dangerously pragmatic man…been, but this is something else…no robes, no money for the crowd or diamonds to be seen.
(They stop at the ring and lift the liter over their heads as Jaywalker stands staring coldly at the crowd and everyone at the arena floor. He then jumps from the liter into the ring.)
Deadprez: You could say he is channelling a much darker primal energy now, with the throwaway of earthly presentations of wealth seems to come inner focus and new dangers.
(“Sons of War“ by Two Steps From Hell plays as gladiators with Spartan helmets march down with shields of a black-and-red yin-yang dragon embroidered on them while carrying them in front of them. The titantrons behind them show a charred field with the fiery pyres mounted on the sides of the stage.)
Stew-O: The envoys of Jacob Senn are here to mark the arrival! Jacob looks to intimidate his opponent, but we all know that we have seen many try to intimidate Jaywalker to no avail.
(As the music kicks up, the warriors split into two lines on either side of the opening as the neighing of a horse is heard as a red-and-black chariot rides up to the stage with a man holding the reigns clad in red-and-gold armor with a Corinthian helmet with a red crest on the top.)
Deadprez: That has to be Jacob Senn! No doubt about it with the emblem on the chest of that armor! Looks epic, I can tell you that!
(The man steps down from the chariot, handing the reins to one of the warriors, as he rides back and the lights go out once he leaves and the pyres go out.)
Stew-O: The lights are out, Deadprez! Get ready to pop up and get excited!
Deadprez: I’m there with ya, Stew!
(“My Demons” by Starset kicks on as the light come back on to a Jacob Senn, wearing a red-and-black version of his ring attire, as he walks down the ramp taunting to the crowd.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, he is from Chicago, Illinois… weighing in at 205 pounds… HE IS “THE FABLED CONQUEROR”… JACCCOOOBBB SEEENNNNNN!!!!
Stew-O: This is it! We finally see the conclusion of this war between Jaywalker and Jacob Senn and both men have shown spectacular entrances to boot!
Deadprez: Jacob Senn enters the ring and does his gun taunt pointed right towards Jaywalker as Jay cocks a grin at it! Both men are ready to tear each other limb from limb in this Falls Count Anywhere Match and I have no doubt that tonight, one man won’t be walking out standing!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: The bell has rung AND JACOB IS NOT MAKING THIS A TECHNICAL BOUT AS HE DARTS RIGHT TOWARDS JAYWALKER! JAYWALKER GRABS HIM BY THE WAIST AND STARTS LANDING SHOULDER THRUSTS INTO THE STOMACH OF SENN! Jacob starts to try and regain the high ground as he starts to land forearm shots into the face of Jay!
Deadprez: JAY JUST TAKES THOSE SHOTS LIKE NOTHING AS HE FORCES SENN BACK INTO THE CORNER! Jay grabs Senn by the throat and he pushes him back against the turnbuckle LANDING A SERIES OF CHOPS RIGHT INTO THE CHEST OF SENN! After a multitude of these chops, JAY THROWS SENN BACK TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING LIKE A RAGDOLL!
Stew-O: Jay has kicked off this match with a dominant start, in total control of the momentum! Jacob rolls back to his feet RUNNING TOWARDS JAY FOR THE HIGH KNEE! JAY GRABS HIM FROM MID-AIR AND SPRINTS TO SLAM HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE ONCE MORE! Jay starts hitting all sorts of strikes to keep Jacob in his corner until he backs out for a running corner clothesline! NO! SENN LANDS A ROUNDHOUSE RIGHT INTO THE TEMPLE OF JAY AS HE REELS BACK! Jacob lands many forearms and kicks until Jay is on a knee near the ropes! Jacob runs the ropes before he rushes towards Jay HITTING WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE TO SEND JAY BARRELING TO THE OUTSIDE! Jacob looks around to the crowd as he sprints to the ropes again RETURNING TO LEAP OVER THE ROPE WITH THE FOSBURY FLOP! JACOB HITS JAY WITH IT AS THEY ARE OUT ON THE FLOOR! Jacob doesn’t go for the pin though as he walks over to the steel steps!
Deadprez: Jacob pulls the top set of steps off the bottom and turns to hit Jay with them BUT JAY LANDS A BIG BOOT ON THE STEPS TO STOP JACOB RIGHT WHERE HE IS! Jay starts to shake off the hits that Jacob has been able to land on him and throws Jacob on his shoulder! JAY RUNS TOWARDS THE STEEL TURNBUCKLE POST WITH SENN AS HE LOOKS TO THROW HIM LIKE A LAWN DART! NO! SENN SHOVES JAY RIGHT INTO THE POST AS HE HITS IT RIGHT ON HIS HEAD! Jay walks towards the other side of the ring as Jacob gets his head back into the match! Jacob sees an opportunity as he sprints towards the turnbuckle DIVING THROUGH AND GRABBING HIM BY THE HEAD AS HE SPINS WITH THE TORNADO DDT! JACOB SEES AN OPPORTUNITY AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN!
Deadprez: JAYWALKER POWERS OUT OF THE PIN RIGHT AFTER THE ONE COUNT! Jacob grabs Jay and heaves him up to his feet BUT JAY SWATS HIM AWAY AS HE RUNS IN WITH A WICKED LARIAT THAT COULD HAVE TAKEN HIS HEAD OFF! JAYWALKER JUST WON’T GO DOWN!
Stew-O: Jaywalker pulls Jacob up to his feet and grabs him by the throat THROWING JACOB INTO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! JACOB LOOKS AS IF HE JUST WENT THROUGH A CAR WRECK RIGHT THERE! Jaywalker walks through the wreckage of the table and behind the table as he pulls Jacob out! Jaywalker hooks him in the waist LANDING A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR! Jay isn’t finished though as he walks over to the announce table as he grabs a steel chair! He throws the steel chair into the ring as he also rolls Senn back in the ring too!
Deadprez: Jaywalker grabs the chair back and opens it as he wedges it in between Jacob! Jaywalker bounces off the ropes COMING BACK WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP RIGHT ON THE CHAIR COMPRESSING ALL AROUND HIS WAIST AND STOMACH! JAY PULLS THE CHAIR OFF OF SENN AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!
Deadprez: JACOB GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Jaywalker doesn’t let this get in his head though as he pulls Jacob up TO LAND A BACKBREAKER RIGHT ON HIS KNEE AS HE HOLDS HIM BY THE CHIN FOR A SUBMISSION ATTEMPT! Jaywalker looks for the submission as he is focused on the back of Jacob! The spine has to be in pure agony from all the carnage and brutality that Jay has been giving this man! Jacob is reaching around, hoping that he is near some ropes to be able to pull himself to an escape, but there is nowhere he can reach! Jaywalker takes advantage of this situation, making things even worse than they were before, LANDING ELBOWS RIGHT INTO THE STOMACH OF SENN AS THAT IS TAKING THE BREATH OUT OF HIM! Jacob starts to attempt to fight out LANDING SHARP KICKS TO THE HEAD OF JAY! JACOB LANDS ANOTHER! ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER UNTIL JAY IS FORCED TO LET GO!
Stew-O: Jacob rolls off the leg of Jay as Jaywalker reels back from the kicks! Jacob stands back to his feet as he rushes in towards Jay WHO GRABS SENN BY THE THROAT AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE FLOOR WITH EASE! JACOB FLEW RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE AS YOU KNOW THAT HAS TO BE PAINFUL! Jaywalker simply laughs at his fallen opponent who is broken down below him while walking outside to him while he gingerly lifts him up back to his feet! Jay starts shooting his arm up with European uppercuts continuously as he just tenderizes The Fabled Conqueror BEFORE LANDING A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! WAIT! SENN LANDS ON HIS FEET AS HE RUNS ON THE BARRICADE AND WAITS FOR JAY! Jay turns around AS SENN LANDS A SPRINGBOARD HIGH KNEE FROM THE BARRICADE RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF JAYWALKER!
Deadprez: JAYWALKER SIDESTEPS OUT OF THE WAY AS JACOB LANDS RIGHT ON HIS KNEE FROM THAT! Jacob stands back on his feet as he spins back to Jaywalker WHO BLASTS HIM IN THE FACE WITH A BICYCLE KICK RIGHT IN HIS FACE! LIGHTS OUT FOR SENN THERE AS JAY HAS THIS MATCH IN CONTROL! Jaywalker is pissed that he almost let Jacob nail him with a knee as he starts to march towards the announce table! Jaywalker starts throwing the table covers and monitors off the table! JAYWALKER IS GOING TO USE IT, I KNOW! HE WANTS TO PUT JACOB SENN THROUGH THAT TABLE! Jaywalker walks back to Jacob, who has already pushed himself up to his hands and knees, blasts him with a clubbing blow right into the back! Jaywalker pulls him up AND WHIPS SENN INTO THE NEAREST BARRICADE WITH FEROCITY! Jacob slumps down to the floor, but we know that Jay doesn’t intend for it to end there!
Stew-O: Jay grabs him and pulls him right in front of the table HOOKING HIS LEGS AS HE HEAVES HIM UP IN THE AIR! MUSCLE BUSTER RIGHT THROUGH THE VOLTAGE ANNOUNCE TABLE! JACOB HAS TO BE BROKEN IN HALF BY THAT, GUYS! JAYWALKER GOES OVER FOR THE COVER RIGHT THERE!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!
Deadprez: NO! JACOB SENN KICKS OUT AND SAVES HIMSELF! HOW WAS HE ABLE TO DO THAT? Jaywalker angrily stands back to his feet as he drags Jacob up to his! JACOB SWATS JAY OFF OF HIM AS HE LANDS A STEP-UP ENZIGURI RIGHT INTO HIS JAW! JAYWALKER DOESN’T GO DOWN BUT SENN HAS AN OPENING!
Stew-O: JACOB SENN USES MUCH OF HIS STRENGTH TO HEAVE JAYWALKER ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AS HE TURNS TO THE BASE OF THE STEPS USED PRIOR! SENN WALKS OVER AND SPINS JAY ON HIS SHOULDERS! RACK BOMB PLANTS JAY RIGHT ON THE STEEL STEPS! SENN DRIVING HIS SPINE RIGHT INTO THE STEEL!
Deadprez: JACOB ROLLS JAY OFF OF THE STEPS AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Deadprez: JAYWALKER GETS THE SHOULDER UP! THE BRUTALITY IN THIS MATCH IS DAMN NEAR HELLACIOUS! Jacob grabs Jaywalker by the head as he drags him slowly up to his feet as he nods his head MOUTHING FOR THE JACOB’S LADDER! BUT JAYWALKER SPIKES JACOB ON HIS HEAD WITH A DDT ON THE FLOOR BEFORE PULLING HIM UP FROM IT! JAY WRAPS HIS HAND AROUND THE HEAD OF JACOB AS HE CLENCHES DOWN ON HIS SKULL! THE IRON TALON IS LOCKED IN AS HE HAS THAT CLAW APPLIED RIGHT ON THE HEAD OF SENN! SENN HAS NOWHERE TO GO AS HE IS OUTSIDE OF THE RING AND HE IS LEFT TO SUFFER FROM THIS HOLD! Senn is swatting and trying to grab the face of Jaywalker BUT JAY IS GIVING A SINISTER LOOK TOWARDS JACOB AS HE IS SCREAMING SOMETHING TO SENN!
Stew-O: Senn’s arms are starting to slow down… Senn looks to be fading away from the hold… SENN POPS A PUNCH TO THE CHIN OF JAY! SENN IS NOT OUT YET BUT WE SEE THAT THE FADING WAS A RUSE MADE BY SENN! SENN STARTS TO STAND AS HE GOES OVER TO JAY AND BITES THE FOREHEAD OF JAY! SENN IS LITERALLY DOING THIS OUT OF DESPERATION SO HE DOES NOT SUBMIT TO JAY! Jay releases the hold as he holds his head that is covered with saliva and teeth marks AS SENN RUNS IN WITH A SUPERKICK! JAYWALKER THROWS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS TO SLAM HIM DOWN WITH A POWERBOMB ON THE BARRICADE! JAYWALKER GOES FOR THE COVER RIGHT THERE AS IT HAS TO BE OVER!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Stew-O: NO! JACOB SENN STILL SURVIVES THIS FIGHT WITH JAYWALKER AS THAT COULD NOT PUT HIM AWAY! Jaywalker goes over to the apron where he goes through under the ring looking for something…. he comes out WITH A BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR! THAT’S THE SIGNATURE WEAPON OF JACOB SENN! THE SEAT HAS BEEN WRAPPED WITH BARBED WIRE AS HE HOLDS IT IN THE AIR FOR ALL TO SEE! Jay holds it nice and tight– JACOB DIVES FROM THE BARRICADE LANDING A SPRINGBOARD HIGH KNEE FROM THE BARRICADE INTO THE BARBED WIRE OF THE STEEL CHAIR THAT LAND ON JAY’S SKULL! I think that hurt both men though as Jay is holding his head and Senn is holding his leg! Jacob crawls over to the steel chair as Jaywalker rolls over on his stomach! Jacob grabs the chair as he pushed down and uses it to propel himself up to his feet as Jaywalker is trying to pick himself up off the floor! Jacob lifts the chair high in the air as he targets Jaywalker SLAMMING THE CHAIR DOWN ON THE BACK OF JAYWALKER! JACOB DOES IT AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL JAYWALKER THROWS HIMSELF INTO THE RING TO ESCAPE!
Deadprez: You can see the blood trickling off the back of Jaywalker as Jacob slides in with the steel chair and drops it! Jacob starts frothing in anger AS HE LOOKS TO POSSIBLY LAND THE HARMONIC DIVERGENCE ON JAYWALKER! JACOB RUNS TOWARDS JAYWALKER FOR IT! JAYWALKER CATCHES HIM IN THE FALLAWAY POSITION AS HE POINTS HIM OVER TO THE TURNBUCKLE! This could be bad! Jaywalker throws Jacob up IN THE CRUCIFIX OVER HIS SHOULDERS! YOU KNOW WHAT HE IS GOING FOR! JAYWALKER RUSHES FORWARDS TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLE! SECOND SACRIFICE RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AS JACOB SENN CRUMBLES ON THE TURNBUCKLE! HE HAS TO BE DONE! JAYWALKER DRAGS JACOB BY THE LEG OUT OF THE CORNER AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!… THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: NO! JACOB GETS A SHOULDER UP IN A MILLISECOND BEFORE THE HAND DROPPED! UNBELIEVEABLE AT THE RESILIENCE OF JACOB SENN IN THIS MATCH! JAYWALKER IS SHOCKED JUST LIKE THE FANS AS YOU HEAR THEIR GASPS!
Deadprez: Jaywalker pushes himself up to his feet as he does the cutthroat taunt to the crowd as they rise on their feet for what Jay signals for! Jay walks back to the ring as he grabs Senn back up and slams him into the turnbuckle in The Jaqqum Tree! That’s what he calls the Tree of Woe! Jaywalker grabs the barbed wire steel chair AS HE STARTS TO SLAM IT INTO HIS CHEST! THE SEARING PAIN OF THAT CHAIR HAS TO BE EXCRUCIATING! JAYWALKER WEDGES THE CHAIR ON JACOB’S THROAT AS HE BACKS OUT OF THE CORNER! JACOB PULLS HIMSELF UP WITH THE STEEL CHAIR AS JAY RUNS RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! Jacob drops down on the apron as Jay turns TO BE BLASTED IN THE HEAD WITH THE BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR!
Stew-O: Jaywalker drops down to the canvas as Jacob enters the ring! There’s evil in the eyes of Jacob Senn as he opens the steel chair! HE WEDGES IT INTO THE SKULL OF JAYWALKER AS THIS COULD BE BAD! JACOB RUNS THE ROPES AS JAYWALKER SHUFFLES UP TO HIS HANDS AND KNEES!
Deadprez: THE HARMONIC DIVERGENCE RIGHT ON THE BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR THAT CRUSHES JAYWALKER’S HEAD IN IT! THE HUMANITY OF IT! JACOB COULD HAVE ENDED JAYWALKER RIGHT THERE!
Stew-O: Jacob goes over to the head of Jay as he pulls the chair off, as the barbed wire scrapes the head of Jay, AS WE CAN SEE BLOOD TRICKLE OFF OF JAY’S FACE! JACOB ROLLS JAY OVER REST HIS ARM ON JAY FOR THE COVER!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!… THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“My Demons” by Starset plays in the background as Jacob Senn shuffles slowly up to his feet with the help of the referee as the referee holds his hand high in the air to signal his victory.)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner of the match… JAAAAAAACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBB SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
Stew-O: JACOB SENN HAS CONQUERED JAYWALKER TONIGHT AT PAIN FOR PRIDE! Everything is was on the line, both men destroyed one another in this match, and it took a brutal ending on the part of Senn to finish this match!
Deadprez: The only reason Senn won this match is that final move! Jacob was lucky enough to escape the move, he was almost destroyed by Jaywalker, but he escaped and landed the Harmonic Divergence on that barbed wire steel chair!
Stew-O: Nevertheless, congratulations to Jacob Senn for a major victory that you know he will remember for his entire career and Jaywalker for the impressive and astounding showing in this match!
( Commercial / Advertiser 3 minute break / intermission )
Ring Announcer: The Following contest is the 24/7 Contract Battle Royal! This match will follow standard battle royal rules. There are no pinfalls, submissions, countouts, or disqualifications. The only way a competitor can be eliminated is to be thrown over the top rope and to the arena floor with both feet touching the floor. The winner of this match will be awarded the coveted 24/7 Contract Award by EAW Chairman Zach Crash, which guarantees the owner a title match for ANY EAW Championship at ANY time!
(The crowd lets out a huge roar of cheers as the announcer pauses for a moment.)
Ring Announcer: In a further stipulation, Maxwell Dachs’s “Intergalactic Championship” will be defended during the battle royal. The person who eliminates Dachs during the battle royal, if he is not the winner, will be the NEW EAW Intergalactic Champion!
(The crowd begins to cheer again as some break out into short lived chants of “MAXWELL SUCKS! MAXWELL SUCKS!”)
Ring Announcer: It is now time to introduce all of the participants in the Battle Royal!
(“Can’t Kill Us” by The Glitch Mob plays through Wembley Stadium as the participants begin making their way down to the ring one after the other.)
The 2015 Spartan Cup Winner and EAW’s “True Spartan”…..MATT MILES!
The Self Proclaimed “Savior of Mankind”, from New Orleans Louisiana….VICTOR VENDETTA!!
From Memphis, Tennessee, “The Dark Horse”………A-WILL!!!
“The Human AK-47”….From Brooklyn, New York……..CHRIS ELITE!!!
“The Icon”……J…J…….SILVA!!! *
“Bridge City’s Finest”………BRETT…KENNEDY!!! *
“The Wrestling Daredevil”…From Denver, Colorado………..LUKE BRAXTON!!
“The Master of The Suplex”, from Tampa, Florida……………DANIEL MARSHALL!!
“The Black Death of the Philippines”……….SALOT!
“The Barbaric Carnivore”, From Detroit, Michigan……….TERRY…..CHAMBERS!!!
From Austin, Texas………..THE……FRANCHISE DEMON!
From Lansing, Michigan…”The Silencer”……..KERRY KELLER!!!
The EAW “Intergalactic Champion…..from Star City, Russia….MAXWELL DACHS!!!!
(Dachs drops off his title with a confused referee at ringside as JJ Silva tries to get out of the ring to attack him but is pushed back by another official.)
“The Hybrid Wrestler”…From San Jose, California………THE…MEXICAN SAMURAI!!
And Ladies and Gentlemen, the Final Entrant into the Battle Royal and the lone entrant of the Vixens Division……….From Anchorage, Alaska….”The Shining Sky”…..AURORA ROSE!!!
(The other wrestlers look around the ring confused for a moment, as does the Ring Announcer and various officials at ringside.)
Ladies And Gentlemen…..AURORA ROSE!!!!
(Aurora still doesn’t appear and the crowd looks confused and restless as does everyone else.)
Stew-O: I’m not really sure what’s going on here. We have 14 of the 15 participants in the ring, but for whatever reason Aurora isn’t here yet. I’m not really sure what’s going on here.
DeadPrez: Me neither Stew-O. I think this might be a Pain for Pride first, a wrestler actually showing up LATE for a battle royal. Or completely no-showing it at all. I’m baffled really. She was at the Access events the other day, wasn’t she?
Stew-O: I’m not really sure, but I believe she was. The referees and EAW Chairman Zach Crash are conversing at ringside and he looks as annoyed and irritated as some of our fans.
Zach: (Without a microphone) Who cares where she is, just start the damn match already!
(DING DING DING!!!)
Stew-O: And here we go! The 24/7 Battle Royal, a open contract to challenge for any title in EAW is being contested right now as the wrestlers start brawling with one another! Salot and Samurai are double-teaming Chambers as JJ Silva’s got his hands on Dachs in a corner! He put out a “bounty” on Dachs, goading him into putting that Intergalactic Championship on the line in this match!
DeadPrez: The most coveted title in the Galaxy, man! Dachs is a fighting champion, you have to admit!
Stew-O: It’s not even a sanctioned…..nevermind! Chris Elite and A-Will are exchanging chops in one corner. Victor Vendetta is stomping a mudhole in Franchise Demon in the corner before putting his boot to his throat. He’s trying to literally choke the life out of him! Chambers muscling his way past Samurai and Salot before nailing Luke Braxton with a clothesline! Every man for himself.
Vic Vendetta: (Without a Mic) NOW YOU WILL UNDERSTAND TRUE PAIN! AND YOU WILL KNOW THAT I AM YOUR SAVIOR…..
Deadprez: There’s Matt Miles, the Spartan of EAW, clashing with Victor and Matt has him on the ropes! He’s trying to eliminate one of the most dangerous men in EAW and get one step closer to knocking him out but Brett Kennedy from behind attacks him and now he’s trying to eliminate both men himself! Kennedy gets a thumb to the eye though and both he and Matt Miles get back to safety and away from the ropes!
Stew-O: If you’re late joining us to this match, first of all where the hell have YOU been? Second of all, Aurora Rose, who was meant to make this a 15 Person Battle Royal is for whatever reason absent. Zach Crash has ordered us to continue and.. Wait a second…..Salot, Samural, Luke Braxton, all trying to eliminate Chambers, they’re huddled around that massive human being. Kerry Keller comes over to try to help out, as does Chris Elite…their beating him down but not really doing much to get him over the top rope……..and Terry Chambers starts slugging at people. Samurai goes down, as does Braxton, as does Elite. He knocks Keller back with a forearm shot followed up by a big boot…Keller dazed in the middle of the ring!
DeadPrez: SPEAR! CHAMBERS WITH A HELLACIOUS SPEAR! Keller may be broken in half and Chambers is up feeling it!
Chambers: I TOLD YOU I WAS THE STRONGEST MAN IN THIS BATTLE ROYAL! ITS ALL ABOUT ME!
(The Crowd starts to cheer as Victor Vendetta and Chambers face off in the center of the ring staring each other down.)
Chambers: Hey fattie…YOU WANNA PIECE!? COME GET YOU SOME, FAT BOY!!
Stew-O: VENDETTA HITS HIM WITH A RIGHT HAND AND HERE WE GO! TWO OF THE BIGGER MEN IN THIS BATTLE ROYAL ARE COLLIDING! Dachs and JJ Silva are still going at it in one corner, Chris Elite up and now attacking both men himself. Salot and Samurai, who we thought maybe had formed some alliance are now fighting it out, but the focus now is on the middle of the ring with these two big bulls going back and fort! Vendetta nails Chambers with a kick to the midsection! Chambers responds with a kick to the gut of his own! Both men look to be unfazed by the power of the other!
DeadPrez: Chambers is yelling at Vendetta to try to move him off his spot….Vendetta charges at him with a clothesline that barely even moves the big man. Vendetta now standing in the center of the ring with his arms outstretched screaming at him!
Vendetta: GO AHEAD! I HAVE SURVIVED EVEN DEATH! I WILL SURVIVE YOU!
Stew-O: Chambers charges off the ropes and does a vicious clothesline of his own but still doesn’t do much Damage to Vendetta….LOOK OUT FROM BEHIND…DANIEL MARSHALL SHOWING OFF AMAZING STRENGTH AND LIFTING VENDETTA UP FOR A PERFECT GERMAN SUPLEX! Chris Elite and Brett Kennedy team up and hit a doubleteam back suplex on Chambers! All Hell is breaking loose in this match!
DeadPrez: I….I’m getting word about something going on in the back, I think it has something to do with Aurora Rose!?
(The Camera goes to a split screen of Erica Ford frantically searching the locker room area on one screen a the action of the battle royal continues on the other side.)
Erica: Aurora?! Aurora?…..AURORA!? Come on! This is the biggest show of the year and you’re nowhere to be found! This is your match, your moment! You need to be out there!…..
(Searching another room and coming up empty, Erica tries one more room, beating on the door before realizing it’s unlocked and just opening the door. She gasps at what she sees before shaking her head and stifling a giggle.)
Erica: Oh….my God……I can’t believe this.
(The camera makes it’s way into the locker room and Aurora is seen sleeping in one of the locker stalls, clutching onto a teddy bear and still in her normal attire. Erica leans over and shakes her awake.)
Erica: Hey, sleepy head, you need to wake up! I mean, RIGHT NOW!
Aurora: I’m waking up….Is the show started?
Erica: Yes, you ditz! You overslept the open! YOUR MATCH IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW!!!!
(Aurora jumps out of the stall with a start, knocking Erica over)
Aurora: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?! OHMIGOD! OHMIGOD! I’M NOT EVEN IN MY RING GEAR YET! IS IT STILL GOING ON!?
Erica: Yes it is! Just hurry up and get your clothes on!
(Erica hops up to her feet and clears her throat, pointing to the cameraman.)
Erica: Excuse me….uh…this is a dressing room after all. A little privacy if you would?
(As the cameraman lets off a disappointed sigh, he exits, slowly backing out of the room right before Erica slams the door in his face.)
(Instantly the focus shifts back to the ring as Franchise Demon is on the verge of Elimination at the hands of Matt Miles)
Stew-O: I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything quite like that…oversleeping her match? Anyway, in the ring now you can see Franchise Demon clinging to the bottom rope as Miles has him on the way out…..oh what is this!? Kennedy is leaving out the ring! He slid under it when A-Will decided to engage him.
Kennedy: Just a moment, man. Some of my Assholes are here in the front row! Gotta say hello, man.
(Kennedy approaches some of his fans, a small group of them in the front row, all of them cheering as he comes over and takes selfies with some of them, a furious A-Will looking on inside the ring.)
A-Will: THIS IS SERIOUS COMPETITION! GET BACK HERE! STAND AND FIGHT!
DeadPrez: What a great display by Kennedy. Always looking out for his fans.
Stew-O: Braxton and Chris Elite don’t look as enthused though as they decide to go ahead and….what’s this…..A DOUBLE SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPES, TAKING DOWN BRETT KENNEDY BEFORE Both men getting him up and forcing him back into the ring! This is just absolutely ridiculous! We’ve seen a little bit of everything in this battle royal I think! A-Will is trying to turn his attention back to Franchise Demon, but Terry Chambers throws him up over and out to the ring Apron! Daniel Marshall chips with an Enziguri and we have our first elimination as A-Will is out cold on the arena floor!
Ring Announcer: A–Will has been Eliminated!
DeadPrez: We’re one down and have 13 unofficially, 14 officially. We’re still waiting to see if Aurora Rose is ever going to arrive to the damn ring! How could you be LATE for your own MATCH! Zach Crash should fire that bubbly moron for being so careless with her job!
(Aurora is shown sprinting down the ramp, making a beeline for the ring)
Stew-O: There she is, Aurora Rose is finally in the ring and ready to battle! Salot tries to take her out with a kick but she dodges it and springs off the ropes…FLYING HEADSCISSORS TO SALOT! Salot back on his feet, dazed and confused near the ropes…Aurora and Daniel Marshall look at each other and nod, they’re on the same page as a Spinning Heel Kick/Lariat combination connects and Salot Is gone, up over the top rope and down to the floor!
Ring Announcer: Salot has been Eliminated!
Stew-O: Aurora not done either, she has her sights set on Kerry Keller, Keller gets nailed with a kick to the midsection…Aurora grabs him in a headlock…running off the ring ropes and the turnbuckle in the corner….WHAT AN IMPRESSIVE BULLDOG THAT WAS! Keller’s dazed and lifted up by Matt Miles who hits a Pumphandle Slam, leaving him laid out and on his back in the ring. Keller’s barely moving as he is picked up by Miles, Rose and Marshall and deposited over the top rope, falling to the floor!
Ring Announcer: Kerry Keller has been Eliminated!
DeadPrez: Aurora and Daniel Marshall have been pretty impressive as their run in this match continues! Franchise Demon comes in with a clubbing blow from behind on Marshall, Marshall responds with an elbow to the stomach of Demon and a headbutt! Not that scientific of a wrestling move but you do what you have to do to survive in a match like this!
Stew-O: We’ve seen people win this match and make their career with the 24/7 Contract, the Elitists remaining are trying to do the very same for themselves! Kennedy is battling with Miles trying to eliminate him as Luke Braxton is trying his hardest to battle with Vendetta! I don’t know if it’s wise for the daredevil to challenge such a big opponent, but he is fighting for all he’s worth with these powerful kicks to the legs. He tries a leaping kick to the head but Vendetta ducks…….BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!That’s not a Belly to Belly you want to be on the end of either, Vendetta’s on a mission right now. He wants to destroy anything and anyone in his path right now and Luke Braxton may be on his way out. This is why you’re careful who you pick a fight with!
Deadprez: Maxwell and JJ are still fighting…or rather JJ is chasing him around the ring and Maxwell is running for his life! The Intergalactic Champion is not in the mood to face the Icon. This is nothing but strategy on the part of the great Maxwell. One of the greatest, most fighting champions EAW has ever been privileged to have seen compete! What an effort, Look at the agility as he bobs and weaves through the crowd……uh-oh!
Stew-O: I think our friend Maxwell is surrounded right now! JJ Silva, Aurora Rose, Daniel Marshall, The Mexican Samurai and Chris Elite are all looking at him and fixed in! Dachs is looking around, trying to find an ally or somewhere to go but there is no one. He tries to plead with Samurai but the guy turns his back… Maxwell turns around and gets a dropkick from Aurora Rose! Those two have a little history between them! Chris Elite joins in with a Mafia Kick! Daniel Marshall connects with a German Suplex! Maxwell is struggling to get up to his feet, he’s in a ton of trouble as JJ Silva grabs him by the hair and throws him over the top rope!
DeadPrez: Maxwell up on the apron, he’s in serious trouble….JJ SILVA WITH A FLYING FOREARM THAT SENDS MAXWELL TO THE FLOOR! OH NO! WE HAVE A NEW INTERGALACTIC CHAMPION! THE GREATEST CHAMPION IN THE HISTORY OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING HAS BEEN DETHRONED!
Stew-O: Exaggerating much?
Ring Announcer: Maxwell Dachs has been Eliminated! According to the rules of this bout, the NEW EAW Intergalactic Champion is……JJ SILVAAAAAAAAAAA!
(The crowd lets out an enormous cheer as JJ smirks down at a dazed Maxwell, who realizes what’s going on and starts screaming in protest.)
Maxwell: This wasn’t an intergalactic prison match! This result is nullified! I AM STILL THE INTERGALACTIC CHAMPION DAMN IT!)
(Maxwell snatches the belt out of a referee’s hand, storming up to the ramp to a chorus of boos as Silva looks on enraged.)
Crowd: THAT’S NOT YOUR BELT! (CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP!) THAT’S NOT YOUR BELT! (CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP!)
Stew-O: JJ Silva and Maxwell are still exchanging words…Brett Kennedy from behind, Brett Kennedy throws JJ Silva out and to the arena floor! The Icon Is out!
(The Crowd really starts to boo as Kennedy waves “goodbye” to an enraged JJ Silva, who kicks the barricade and has to be restrained from reentering the ring.)
Ring Announcer: JJ Silva has been Eliminated!
Stew-O: A tough break for JJ Silva but you can’t take your eyes off the prize in this environment! Kennedy now mixing it up with Daniel Marshall as Aurora tries to duck around and get away from the fighting a bit. Mexican Samurai sees her and is cornering her! Is he really going to pick a fight with a woman!
DeadPrez: Why not? Aren’t women always blabbering about equal rights! He has the right to beat her senseless if she’s in the ring with him! Wait!
Stew-O: Luke Braxton trying to intervene from behind as he attacks Samurai but the Mexican Warrior quickly gets the upper hand with a strike to the midsection! He’s vowed to destroy EAW and is attacking Braxton, trying to condemn him to that same fate…but Aurora Rose has jumped on his back and applied a sleeper hold! She’s clinging onto him for dear life with that sleeper but Samurai backs into a corner, squishing her back-first against the turnbuckle! Terry Chambers is again trying to eliminate someone, this time it’s Chris Elite! Elite trying to hang on! Elite hanging on for dear life at this point! MATT MILES FROM BEHIND! MATT MILES GRABS A LEG TRYING TO GET CHAMBERS OUT! Chambers has to let Elite go and Elite manages to get back in the ring, Saving himself! Vendetta has come over to help Chambers! Kennedy as well! Luke Braxton…..Even Franchise Demon is coming in to help…..THEY GET HIM OVER! HE’S OUT! CHAMBERS IS GONE! THIS HAS TO BE A BIT OF AN UPSET! CHAMBERS, ONE OF THE FAVORITES IS NOW GONE!
Ring Announcer: Terry Chambers has been Eliminated!
Stew-O: Chambers is back in the ring……HE LEVELS MATT MILES WITH A SPEAR! CHAMBERS IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET….SPEAR TO FRANCHISE DEMON! BRAXTON TRIES TO INTERVENE AND HE GETS A T-5 FOR HIS TROUBLE! CHRIS IS STRUGGLING TO GET TO HIS FEET AND HE GETS SPEARED! VENDETTA REALIZES WHATS GOING ON AND TURNS AROUND ONLY TO GET SPEARED DAMN NEAR OUT OF HIS BOOTS! THE CARNIVORE IS INCENSED! Kennedy slides out of the ring underneath the bottom rope… HE wants no part of Chambers and I can’t say I blame him.
(Chambers, after glaring at a fearful but defiant Aurora, exits the ring, heading up the ramp to the back.)
Chambers: GET THAT F****NG CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE!
DeadPrez: Kennedy sliding back in after Chambers is done laying waste to most of the other participants in this match. Kennedy picks up a still woozy Luke Braxton and throws him up over and out to the arena floor…..look at the celebration! Arms in the air, cheering himself on!
Stew-O: This is pretty disgusting!
Ring Announcer: Luke Braxton has been eliminated!
DeadPrez: Kennedy is turning his attention to Daniel Marshall now as he grabs him by the hair, Aurora going up to the top rope but….wait a second…Franchise Demon is still in this match….WHISPER IN THE WIND BY AURORA! WHAT AGILITY FROM THE FORMER GYMNAST AS SHE THROWS CAUTION TO THE WIND! Franchise Demon is stunned and is picked up off the canvas by Vendetta…OMEGA DRIVER! Aurora quickly moves away as Vendetta rises up to his feet and picks up Demon…throwing the Texan over the ropes and to the floor is academic at this point…and he does. Goodbye, FD.
Ring Announcer: The Franchise Demon has been eliminated!
Stew O: Kennedy is applying a sleeper hold to Marshall trying to eliminate him! Vendetta and Miles are clashing again as the Samurai stalks Aurora Rose, who’s more than eager to fight.. But Samurai is blindsided by Chris Elite! Elite and Aurora working together, trying to get rid of this veteran wrestler who has vowed to destroy the company! Aurora with a grip on one leg but gets an elbow to the face, as does Elite! Kennedy has Marshall fading fast but Aurora hits a sliding dropkick to the knee of Brett! Kennedy hobbling around as Marshall fires back with a clothesline of his own, knocking down Kennedy! Aurora comes over and hits a standing Shooting Star Press! Oh Boy….Kennedy slowly sitting up, you see the anguish on his face, man!
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE OUT OF NOWHERE..PEEEEEEKAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY! PENALTY KICK TO THE CHEST OF BRETT, SENDING HIM REELING! AURORA GOING UP TO THE TOP ROPE! AURORA BOREALIS!! STARDUST PRESS!! ONTO KENNEDY!! Marshall picks him up and the three of them scrape Kennedy off the mat and send him up and over the top rope and to the floor! Bridge City’s Finest is water under the bridge now!
Ring Announcer: Brett Kennedy Has been Eliminated!
Stew-O: We’re down to six as Chris Elite and Daniel Marshall are battling each other now! I don’t think anything happened but the two of them are just realizing the numbers right now. Ten men have been eliminated and only six people remain in the match! Vendetta and Miles continue to wage war in their corner of the ring! Aurora it looks like is trying to talk Elite and Marshall out of beating the crap out of each other….
DeadPrez: What is with the girl! It’s a battle royal, not some kickball game! There’s not gonna be fruit cups and Capri Suns going out to the people who don’t win! This is for a contract!
Stew-O: Samurai! MEXICAN SAMURAI COMING IN AND GRABBING A HOLD OF BOTH MEN’S LEGS, SENDING THEM UP AND OVER TO THE FLOOR! AND JUST LIKE THAT, WE ARE DOWN TO FOUR!
Ring Announcer: Chris Elite and Daniel Marshall are BOTH eliminated.
Stew-O: And now it’s just Aurora all alone with the Samurai. She’s not backing down but she’s not backing down either! Miles is battering Vendetta with forearm shots but Vendetta is answering with blows of his own, the two of them are battling on as Aurora stands in the ring, Samurai stalking her. He stands put in the center of the ring, chuckling before pointing to his chin.
Samurai: C’mon…….hit me.
DeadPrez: I don’t think she has too much to offer in the way of being an opponent. He keeps pointing to his chin like that and Aurora will. She hits him with an elbow! I think that elbow stunned him! Aurora running off the ropes as Samurai falls to a knee! Aurora hits him with a Shining Wizard! Could we have one of the most unlikely winners of this event in history! Aurora fighting on as she goes to the top rope….Samurai’s getting up to his feet…..Aurora tries a flying crossbody from the top but SAMURAI COUNTERS WITH A DROPKICK TO THE MIDSECTION WITH HER IN MIDFLIGHT! OH MY GOD! The Samurai pulls her up from the canvas, Aurora can barely stand…he lifts her up……MEXICAN MAELSTROM! You can turn out the lights in Alaska, that girl is out cold!
Stew-O: That spinning Brainbuster landed flush and Aurora is not moving. Mexican Samurai picks her up and this is just a formality as she’s up and over and out. The referees and now her partner Erica are out there trying to check on her. The fans are not very pleased with Samurai by any means…
Ring Announcer: Aurora Rose has been eliminated!
DeadPrez: We’re down to our last three as Miles and Vendetta are still engaged, Vendetta trying to choke the life out of the Spartan but Miles is hanging on Samurai trying to eliminate Vendetta from behind…He gets him up over and out to the floor! Vendetta, another one of the big favorites is gone and he look up from the floor at Samurai in total disbelief! WE ARE DOWN TO OUR LAST TWO!
Ring Announcer: Vendetta has been Eliminated!
Stew-O: Samurai wasting little time going after Matt Miles! He’s attacking EAW’s Spartan with kicks, stomping away at him in the corner! This match could not be going on much longer, Matt is really struggling here! Samurai lifting Miles up by the ears, he clenches his head and goes about batting Miles with Muay Thai knees from the clench! Absolutely brutal display from The Hybrid Wrestler! He pulls Miles from the corner to the center of the ring……GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB! ITS OVER….SAMURAI’S ABOUT TO GET THAT CONTRACT!
Stew-O: Miles is going to have to reach down deep, just as he has so many times here during his stay in EAW, Just as he has so many times on his way to winning the Spartan Cup. Samurai picks him up from the campus and pulls Miles towards the ropes…MILES FIGHTING IT THOUGH! MILES WITH ELBOWS! MILES FIGHTING WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS LEFT IN THE TANK AND HE BREAKS THE GRIP! Samurai’s dream looks like it could be slipping away! CALIFORNICATION FROM MILES! AND HE’S UP ON HIS FEET! SAMURAI IS STRUGGLING TO GET UP….MILES IS MEASURING HIM UP…..RUSTED ARROW! WEMBLEY STADIUM IS ERUPTING AS MILES HAS THEIR SUPPORT NOW! Miles up to his feet, he picks Samurai over the top rope…Samurai trying to grab onto the top rope to keep himself in this match, in there for a contract and title opportunity, but MILES CHANNELS EVERY LAST BIT OF ENERGY LEFT TO SEND SAMURAI TO THE FLOOR! THE MAN THAT CHOSE TO ENTER THIS BATTLE ROYAL, THE FIRST MAN DOWN THE RAMP IS THE LAST MAN STANDING!
(“Take Out The Gunman” By Chevelle plays as Miles stands up in the center of the ring, screaming in triumph as the fans cheer him on and Zack Crash enters the ring with the 24/7 Contract plaque.)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of the 2015 24/7 Battle Royal is….EAW’S TRUE SPARTAN……..MATT MIIIIIIIIIIIIILEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!
Stew-O: An incredible moment in this young man’s career as Crash presents him with the 24/7 Contract and now, after surviving one of the most bizarre battle royals in the history of EAW, The Man with the Midas Touch, the Spartan will have his opportunity to turn that 24/7 Contract into gold!
DeadPrez: After what we’ve seen tonight, I have to tell you, I would NOT want to be the Champion this guy chooses to face! He’s truly earned this tonight and is the real deal!
(The camera pans over backstage, as Ventura is seated on a steel chair, being attended to his injuries by one of EAW’s best doctors)
Doctor: It seems that you have suffered a lot of blood coming from your throat.
Ventura (attempting to get up): It’s nothing….
Doctor: Settle down, Mr. Ventura. I would like to commend you for winning your match earlier on tonight, but if you want to continue further throughout the night, let me check you out.
Ventura: I don’t care about the pain. I can die happily knowing that the cancer known as Liam has dispelled out of my life. Trust me, let me go…
Doctor: Once again, as a doctor, I must make it my duty to treat out my fellow wrestlers and prevent them from any further harm. This potentially injury could escalate—
Ventura: What do you mean it could escalate?
Doctor: I don’t know how to really word this but….
Ventura: SAY THE DAMN THING….
Doctor: Mr. Ventura, I am trying my best—
Ventura: SAY IT!
(The doctor steps back a few steps away, with Ventura looking on in fury. He immediately grabs his chest, as the pain looks to be intensifying)
Doctor: Your Elite Answers Wrestling career may have to come to an end. You have a condition called Pneumothorax.
Ventura: Ahahaha…..you are funny.
(The doctor looks on sideways, but starts to walk backwards, with Ventura aghast in shock as he is frozen in position, with no idea of what to say and do)
(The doctor continues to move back a couple of steps, as Ventura is still motionless)
Ventura: W…wh……what is pneumoth…what??
(Ventura clutches on his chest again, and squints his eyes in agony)
Doctor: It is a………a…..
Ventura: What did you just say?
Doctor: Umm. uh…
(The doctor immediately sprints away from the foot of the scene, as Ventura slowly turns his head up in sorrow and utter disbelief)
(A figure goes on to stand right behind the seated Ventura, as its shadow casts over the entirety of Ventura)
(Ventura blinks several times, as he tries to adjust himself from this fatal news. He still doesn’t turn around, still looking up at the ceiling)
Ventura: I SAID GET THE….
(Ventura quickly gets up from the chair and turns around with a fist, but he immediately drops his jaw up in total shock.)
Ventura: ….can’t be…Rr….r..
???: Well, look who we have here..
(Ventura gazes in the eyes of his massively tall brother, Rhaegar, as he looks down upon Ventura with full of stern and seriousness)
Rhaegar: What is this…what has become of you…
(Ventura is still speechless, as his eyes are locked into Rhaegar’s)
Ventura: Wh….why are you here?
Rhaegar: I am here to help you.
Ventura: You should be taking care of Momma and Poppa……why………
Rhaegar: MOMMA….AND…..POPPA…….want you back home! THEY DON’T WANT TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS!
Ventura: GO BACK HOME AND TAKE CARE OF THEM…….YOU SHOULDN’T BE…….
(Rhaegar lifts Ventura up from his feet, and hooks him right above his shoulders, and levels Ventura with an almighty, powerful powerbomb onto the floor)
Rhaegar: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING……..
(Rhaegar goes on to chase the ongoing cameraman, as he pulls his arm forward and hooks him up vertically on top of his shoulders. He viciously tosses the cameraman across a pile of stacked steel chairs, buried completely on top of them. The camera feed goes to static, as heavy breathing can be heard in the background)
Rhaegar: Ventura out………Rhaegar in……
(The feed continues to buzz for a few more seconds, until it completely blackens out)
(The scene resumes back to the ringside)
( Camera returns to Wembley Stadium )
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Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen it is now time for the BRAND THREATENING TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!!! Each men in this match will be representing their respective brands, and the person in this match who is pinned or submitted will be FIRED, and the brand they are on will CLOSE PERMANENTLY.
( “Locked And Loaded” by Godsmack hits….. )
( Lucian Black comes out to a red and black themed attire with an emrald cape representing Dynasty. He stops at the top of the stage beholding the audience and makes his way down the ramp. )
Ring Announcer: Introducing first… FROM SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA; WEIGHING IN AT 265 POOOOOOOUNNNNDSSS…… DYNASTY’S CHAMPION…. LUCCCIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!! BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAACCKK!!!!
( Camera returns to the announce table where Stew-O, Jake Mercer and Matt Ryder are seated )
Stew: He is Dynasty’s Champion! The Samoan Superman and the savior who’s taken Dynasty’s fate upon his hands! Ladies and Gentlemen while our partners take a quick break, it’ll be Jake Mercer, Matt Ryder and I calling this match. And without a doubt this will be one of the most important matches in EAW history!
( Lucian enters the ring )
Mercer: Without a doubt! We can leave our own personal brand loyalty to the side and accept this for what it is; this is perhaps the most pressure I’ve ever seen put on individuals for an individual match. And when you take a gander at that man Lucian Black you’ve got to wonder how Lucian Black responds under IMMENSE pressure!? We’re certainly going to find out!
( “The Regulator” by Clutch hits and Norman Hellion walks out and makes his way down the long ramp, looking around almost lost at the massive sea of fans )
Ring Announcer: His opponents, FIRST WEIGHING IN AT 314 POOOOOOOOOUNNDSSS…. SHOWDOWNS CHAMPIOONNN, NORMAAAAAAAAAAAAAN HELLIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!
Ryder: We’ve seen Norman Hellion step into some pretty big stages, but never has he stepped on a stage THIS big fighting for SO MUCH! It’s almost hard to get into the mind of this man when it comes to what defending Showdown truly means to him, because as far as we know this match could be like any other match and he might not be doing this for Showdown at all.. WHICH WORKS FOR ME! BECAUSE THIS MAN CAN GET IT DONE NO MATTER WHAT HIS INTENTIONS ARE!
Mercer: It doesn’t matter what Norman’s intentions are because he goes into every match the same. I honestly fear this man because of that.
( The mood of the arena grows dark and Wanted Man (Acoustic) – Rev Theory hits…. a wall of flames rises at the top of the stage for a while, and shortly after Hades walks through that wall of flames unscathed wearing a full body cloak. Jarrod Kaine walks out close behind him and they both make their way to the ring. )
Ring Announcer: AND FROM DEVIL TOWN, NORTH CAROLINA WEIGHING IN AT 325 POOOOUNNNNDSS…. VOLTAGES CHAMPIOOOON, “THE DEVILS INCARNATE”, HAAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Stew: Well you can speculate if Norman is fighting for Showdown or if he’s simply looking to seek out pain. Norman’s gone on record saying that he is the only man fit to save Showdown, but Hades has gone on record stating that he doesn’t give a single damn about Voltage! This, to him, is another accolade and he’s got quite a list of them over his time here in EAW.
Mercer: Hades at the end of the day is a big prize fighter! These are all big prize fighters! This match is a World title main event on ANY show, or ANY FPV, that’s for certain! The difference is that there’s a killer instinct with this man, EAW’s Vintage Hellraiser that has allowed him to trump some of the greatest legends in EAW HISTORY! THAT’S WHY I’M CONFIDENT VOLTAGE IS SAFE TONIGHT! ABSOLUTELY, YOU UNDERSTAND! THIS IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST FIGHTS IN EAW HISTORY, AND YOU CAN’T NAME TOO MANY PEOPLE WHO UNDERSTAND THE “BIG FIGHT” MORE THAN HADES!
( All three men share the same ring and the music dies down as the referee explains the rules and regulations. )
Stew: The official looking to lay down the law… but HADES SHOVES HIM ASIDE AND GOES RIGHT TO WORK ON LUCIAN BLACK! LUCIAN RESPONDS BACK WITH SOME BODY SHOTS, AND BOTH MEN FIRE OFF ON EACH OTHER AT ALL CYLINDERS!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ryder: Norman’s standing idly by watching as these two go back and forth with some INCREDIBLE blows! They lock horns and struggle for power at the corner of the ring, but Hades manages to corner Lucian Black and hit precise, accurate, on point shots to the body and the face with such precision! LUCIAN FIRES A MASSIVE UPPERCUT SENDING HADES STAGGERING BACK! LUCIAN CHARGES AT HADES – HADES SWINGS AT HIM WITH A FIRM HAYMAKER – LUCIAN DUCKS THAT AND HITS A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! And now Lucian and Norman have a brief staredown before they CHARGE.. LUCIAN WITH RIGHT HANDS TO THE SKULL!
Stew: Norman shoves Lucian into the ropes and NORMAN CHARGES WITH A BALLISTIC ASSAULT OF PALM CHOPS TO THE FACE, THE CHEST, ANY OPEN PART OF THE BODY! LUCIAN CLAWS INTO NORMAN’S EYE SOCKETS JUST TO PROVIDE SEPERATION! UPPERCUT FROM LUCIAN! Hades turns LB around, UPPERCUT BY HADES! LB turns around, MASSIVE! I mean MASSIVE PALM CHOP TO THE FACE!!! And Norman runs at Hades with a knee to the mid section! Now Norman charges Hades into the corner and goes for some repeated shoulder blocks, but Hades is fighting him off by hitting knee strikes to the chest!
Mercer: Norman backs away and Hades comes back at him and SLAPS THE CLAW AROUND THE THROAT OF THE BEHEMOTH….. HE WANTS THE CHOKESLAM! BUT NORMAN FIRES OFF WITH SOME ELBOWS TO THE SIDE! Lucian hits a RUNNING KNEE TO THE BACK OF NORMANS HEAD! Hades grabs Lucian by the head and takes him through the ropes and tosses him out of the ring. Lucian immediately rushes back in, but Hades catches him half way in and hits shots to the skull, wrenches the arm and hits a KICK TO THE MID SECTION. Lucian’s leaned over the middle rope and HADES HITS SOME POWERFUL KNEES TO THE RIBS OF LUCIAN BLACK! Lucian drops to ringside holding his ribs and Hades turns around … BIG BOOT BY NORMAN HELLION!!! SENDING HADES OVER THE ROPES AND OUT OF THE RING!!!
Ryder: Now The Behemoth’s all amped up as he sees his two opponents recovering… and he RUNS THE ROPES, RICOCHETS OFF OF THEM AND CHARGES ACROSS THE RING AND SPEEDS TO THE OUTSIDE FOR THE SUICIDE DI— SUPERMAN PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! LUCIAN CATCHES NORMAN IN MID AIR WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH!!!!!!!!! INCREDIBLE TIMING!!! Now Lucian Black grabs Hades and SENDS HIM WITH AN IRISH WHIP… BUT HADES COUNTERS AND LUCIAN BLACK GOES CRASHING INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!! LUCIAN HITS THE STEPS SO HARD THAT HE FLIPS OVER THEM AND BOUNCES RIGHT IN FRONT OF US! GOOD LORDY!
Stew: And just like that Hades assumes control of this match up. Hades grabs Norman Hellion who’s… who’s got a smile on his face with blood trickling down his lip and Hades plants a kick to the midsection and scoops him over his shoulder…. just to DRIVE HIM spine first into the ring post! Norman stumbles away towards the ramp, and Hades hits a shot to the spine. Norman keeps stumbling away as he walks to the side of the elevated ramp and HADES TOSSES NORMAN FACE FIRST INTO A SET UP LADDER! NOW HADES GRABS NORMAN FROM BEHIND AND HITS A BACK SUPLEX ON TO THE EDGE OF THAT ELEVATED RAMP!!! Norman’s on that ramp rolling around in a ton of pain, and Hades pulls his way up that elevated ramp as he pulls Norman Hellion up yet again… and HE’S LOOKING TO GO FOR A CHOKESLAM OFF THE RAMP!!!
Ryder: NORMAN FIGHTS IT OFF! AND NORMAN HITS A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT, GRABS HADES BY THE HEAD AND TAKES HIM TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RAMP AND TOSSES HIM OFF HEAD FIRST AS HADES GOES FLYING INTO THE BARRICADE!!! Now Lucian Black is making his way over to the ramp and is still at ringside dropped on a knee…. NORMAN TURNS AROUND AND LUCIAN CHARGES AT HELLION!!!!!!!
Stew: NO!!! LUCIAN PASSES HELLION AND DIVES OFF THE SIDE OF THE RAMP TO HIT AN ENORMOUS SPEAR SENDING HADES THROUGH THE BARRICADE!!!!!!!!!! LUCIAN BLACK RISKING LIFE AND LIMB, BUT HE’S REWARDED WITH BREAKING THE HELLRAISER IN HALF!!!!!!!
( Jarrod Kaine rushes over to Hades’ aid )
Stew: Now Lucian Black is already dragging his way up! The momentum is kicking in and it’s got him back to his feet in no time…. but Lucian meets a knee to the midsection by Norman Hellion and Norman takes him away from the ramp and rolls Lucian Black back into the ring. Now Norman Hellion drops repeated elbows and forearm shots at The Samoan Superman, and now Norman yanks LB up, pushes him into the ropes and turns him inside out with the kitchen sink knee to the gut! Norman attempts the first cover of the match now.
Ref: OOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOO
Mercer: KICK OUT. Norman now snaps in a rear chinlock, and beats down Dynasty’s Champion with elbow shots to the neck! Norman’s wearing down Lucian Black with a sea of humanity, 90,000 plus people looking on, wondering the same thing. Which brand goes? Which champion will be taken not only off of his pedestal, but out of this COMPANY when they’re fired? Lucian Black’s fighting to make sure it’s not him apparently as he’s struggling back to his feet, and after a while Lucian hits elbows to the midsection… Norman backs away, RIGHT HAND! FEROCIOUS right hand! The snap behind it and the impact you see from those fists of Lucian Black don’t get enough credit, and YES I’M STILL SEETHING ABOUT THAT SPEAR! THIS MAN’S RESILIENCE IS RIDICULOUS! A right hand comes back from Norman… LUCIAN SNAPS A MASSIVE UPPERCUT! Norman stumbles back on the ropes and Lucian hits a JUMPING CLOTHESLINE! BUT NORMAN CATCHES HIM WITH A SUPER KICK! Now Lucian drops to his knees and NORMAN HITS THE SHINING WIZARD ON LUCIAN BLACK!!! THE LATERAL PRESS NOW!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Ryder: KICK OUT by Lucian Black! Norman and Lucian take their time rising… but Norman’s obviously got the advantage and Hellion gazes at his opponent almost amazed. Norman backs into the corner…. and HE LETS OUT LUCIAN BLACK’S SIGNATURE HOWL!!! NORMAN’S WAITING FOR LB TO RISE AND HE RUNS ACROSS THE RING FOR THE SPEAR!!!!! BUT LUCIAN STOPS IT WITH A FRONT FACELOCK, GATOR ROLLS TO HIS FEET, HANGMAN’S ELBOW!!! NORMAN’S GROGGY, BUT HE HASN’T EVEN LEFT HIS FE– DISCUS CLOTHESLINE!!!!!!!!!! LUCIAN BLACK HIT WITH THE DISCUS CLOTHESLINE!!!! NORMAN WITH THE LATERAL PRESS!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!
Ref: OOOOOOONEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Stew: DEFIANT KICK OUT FROM LUCIAN BLACK!!! And now here comes Hades, charging into the ring and he hits stomps to the spine of Norman Hellion.. Hades drags Norman up and Norman pushes him away and goes for ANOTHER DISCUS CLOTHESLINE!!!! Hades side steps it, slaps the claw around the throat and hits the CHOKE SLAM!!! A THUNDEROUS CHOKESLAM RATTLES THE MAT! Hades covers Hellion!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Stew: KICK OUT by The Behemoth! The Hellraiser focuses his attention back on Lucian Black who’s trying to drag himself to the ring corner to recover… and now Hades drags Lucian Black up and takes him to the corner, and now Hades grabs Norman Hellion and takes him to the opposite corner… and HADES SPEEDS ACROSS THE RING TO HIT A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE ON THE CORNERED SAMOAN! NOW HADES CHARGES AND HITS A FULL BODY SPLASH ON NORMAN HELLION!!! Norman stumbles out of the corner and Hades grabs him for the Irish whip, but NORMAN COUNTERS WITH A WHIP INTO LUCIAN BLACK DOUBLING HADES AND LUCIAN AT THE CORNER…. AND A CORNER SPLASH BY NORMAN HELLION!!! MY GOODNESSS, THIS MAN JUST TOOK A CHOKE SLAM AND HE’S ALREADY ON THE GO! NORMAN WHIPS HADES ACROSS THE RING TO THE CORNER, AND NORMAN HITS A RUNNING BOOT TO THE CORNERED HELLRAISER!!! NOW NORMAN TURNS AROUND, CHARGES AT LUCIAN — SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
Ryder: WHAT?!!??!? HOW!?!?!! OH GOD!!! OH GOD!!! LUCIAN WITH THE COVER!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOONEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mercer: KICK OUT BY NORMAN!!!! Lucian Black sits up IRATE from that kick out! Lucian’s completely zapped of his energy, but he’s trying to muster up enough will to get back to his feet and keep the ball rolling… but here comes HADES! HADES SNATCHES LUCIAN AND GOES FOR THE HELL’S GATE SUBMISSION MANEUVER!!! LUCIAN IS TRAPPED IN THE HELL’S GATE!!!!! YES!!! YES!!!
Ryder: NO! LUCIAN STANDS HIS GROUND……….. AND HE’S ACTUALLY LIFTING THE HELLRAISER! HE’S GOT HIM UP…. AND HE DROPS HIM WITH A POWERBOMB! HADES STILL HAS THE HELLS GATE APPLIED, AND LUCIAN LOOKS TO MUSTER UP ENOUGH STRENGTH TO HOIST HIM AGAIN… AND HE DROPS HIM AGAIN FOR ANOTHER POWERBOMB! THE HOLD IS RELEASED! Both Hades and Lucian rise…. JUMPING CLOTHESLINE BY LUCIAN! Hades recovers, ANOTHER JUMPING CLOTHESLINE! Hades recovers and Lucian whips him to the ropes, Hades ricochets and LUCIAN BLACK HITS THE SAMOAN DROP!!! Hades rolls out of the ring, and would you look at this? Norman’s also at ring side recovering after taking that massive spear… and LUCIAN BLACK RISES AND HYPES HIMSELF UP!!! LUCIAN’S SLAPPING HIS FACE, HE RUNS THE ROPES AND SPRINGS OVER THE ROPES FOR THE OVER THE TOP ROPE DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE DIVE!!!!! THAT WAS REMARKABLE!!!
( A moment passes and replays of Lucian Black’s dive are shown )
Stew: OH HELL YEAH IT WAS REMARKABLE!!! DYNASTY’S CHAMPION TAKES SOME TIME TO RECOVER, SOME WELL DESERVED TIME… LUCIAN BRINGS NORMAN HELLION BACK IN THE RING, AND HE GRABS HADES… BUT HADES COUNTERS SENDING LUCIAN FACE FIRST INTO THE RING POST! Lucian Black staggers away and Hades rolls back in the ring! He’s already back in commission, that’s INCREDIBLE. Hades grabs Norman Hellion now.. and HADES SCOOPS HIM UP FOR THE BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS, IF HADES CAN HIT THIS IT’LL BE ALL OVER!!! … BUT NORMAN SLIDES DOWN THE BACK, SHOVES HADES TO THE ROPES AS HADES COLLAPSES ON THE SECOND ROPE – LUCIAN BLACK RUNS AROUND THE RING AND HITS THE APRON DROPKICK!!!!!!! NOW LUCIAN ENTERS THE RING, BUT HE’S TAKEN DOWN WITH A BIG BOOT BY NORMAN HELLION!
Mercer: NORMAN PULLS LUCIAN BACK UP…. ANOTHER DISCUS CLOTHESLINE!!!!!!!!!! LUCIAN BLACK HAS BEEN TURNED INSIDE OUT!!!!! AND NOW NORMAN DRAGS HADES UP — DISCUS CLOTHESLINE ON HADES!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!! HADES DUCKS THAT, SCOOPS HIM UP!!!! BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JESUS!!!!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE–
Ryder: KICK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NORMAN KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!!!! HADES ROLLS TO HIS SIDE BEWILDERED, BAFFLED, HE CAN’T COMPREHEND WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED! ALL THREE OF THESE MEN ARE ABSOLUTELY MAXED OUT! THEY CAN’T–
( Suddenly, Quality Control come walking down the ramp )
Stew: Wait a second, what’s this!? What are they doing here!? Why is Quality Control out here!? Jake, can you explain this?
Mercer: I DON’T KNOW, BUT I DO KNOW THIS. ZACK CRASH HAD TO HAVE SENT THEM HERE.
( A dozen members of Quality Control enter the ring ……….. and they stand over Hades. )
Stew: What’s the meaning of this…
( Hades struggles to even a knee, and he looks around as all dozen members of Quality Control surround him and some of them pull out police batons )
( Hades flicks back his hair and does the throat slicing taunt. )
( Hades points to Lucian Black, recovering in the corner. )
Stew: WHAT THE…. WHAT THE HELL!!!!! QUALITY CONTROL SWARM LUCIAN BLACK AND ALL START ATTACKING HIM AT ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mercer: OH MY GOD!!!!! OH MY GOD THEY’RE BRUTALIZING HIM!!!! HALF A DOZEN POLICE BATONS BATTER EVERY PART OF HIS BODY AND LUCIAN SWINGS WILDLY JUST TRYING TO FIGHT! TRYING TO FIGHT THEM OFF! LUCIAN KNOCKS ONE OUT WITH A PUNCH, BUT THREE MORE TACKLE HIM TO THE DAMN GROWN AND STOMP THE EVER LIVING CRAP OUT OF HIM!!! THIS IS INSANE!!! THIS IS A MUGGING!!!! LUCIAN BLACK HAVING THE TEETH, SPIT AND BLOOD KNOCKED OUT OF HIM AND FLYING EVERYWHERE AS THEY’RE LIFTING HIM UP EVERY TIME HE FALLS AND BEATING HIM DOWN WITH BATONS, NIGHT STICKS….. LUCIAN GETS TAZED IN THE BACK!!!! LUCIAN DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES SCREAMING AS HE GETS STOMPED MERCILESSLY, BRUTALLY!!!!!!! WHY?!?!???!??
Stew: STOP THE DAMNED MATCH!!!!!! WHY ISN’T THE REFEREE STOPPING THE FREAKING MATCH!?!?
Mercer: HADES GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND CLEARS THE BUZZARDS…. AND HE SCOOPS LUCIAN UP AND HITS THE BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUMPING BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!!!! THE PIN!!!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOONEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNERRRRRR…. HAAAAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
( “Wanted Man” (Acoustic) by Rev Theory hits. )
Stew: REPREHENSIBLE. THIS COMPLETE AND UTTER TRASH!!! IT’S MORE THAN TRASH, IT’S BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!
( Hades rises and Jarrod Kaine rushes into the ring celebrating as Quality Control surround him. Lucian Black is laying in his own blood and drool, swollen and barely conscious and Norman Hellion is seated in the corner looking on idly by in shock. )
Mercer: I… I don’t even know what to say.
Stew: DAMN IT!!! SCREW ZACK CRASH, AND SCREW WHAT EAW’S BECOME!!!
( Stew throws his headset off and storms off in a rage )
( Hades is exiting the ring and fans are throwing garbage at him and Quality Control. Lucian Black is holding his midsection, coughing and spitting, a broken and battered mess. )
Mercer: I guess I’ll be the one to point out the elephant in the room and say it: this has Zack Crash written all over of it, man. No one else could possibly have arranged this but him. And because of this, not only is Lucian Black fired, but Dynasty is no more. Unbelievable.
( Hades is surrounded by Quality Control, walking up the ramp holding a fist up high as the camera fades away. )
( 10 MINUTE INTERMISSION )
( Tickets go sale for Territorial Invasion 7 LIVE! in Montreal, Canada this Monday at Noon! )
( The camera shifts backstage, where Xavier Williams is shown isolated just right outside a locker-room door. He has his head down, standing against a post before pounding an open palm against the wall and walking down the hallway there after. )
( The camera follows Xavier down the hallway, as Williams stops for a second, as he looks on at the scenery before him. Men and women alike from the EAW Roster lined up, on both sides of the hallway, meeting their eyes with Xavier’s. Xavier walks, giving nods to them as he walks right on by. )
( The camera pans to the end of the line, where Xavier Williams stops his own momentum, to look directly in the eyes of… Dark Demon. Both men, expressionless from their past… but it is Dark Demon that breaks the silence… )
Dark Demon: Kill him.
( Xavier gives Dark Demon a defeaning nod, before walking on by, and out of sight as the camera fades back to the stage… )
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Kawajai: The time has come for the first World Championship bout here at Pain For Pride, Jake, and it’s a doozy – Zack Crash defends the EAW Championship he ripped away from Xavier Williams only a few weeks ago, but this has been a rivalry coming to a boiling point for a long time now. One that culminates here at Pain For Pride 8.
Jake: The stakes have never been higher for both of these competitors as Xavier Williams seeks to prove he’s the “Best in the World” and the REAL EAW Champion while Zack Crash is on a mission to prove he’s the only man fit to carry this company and that Championship around his waist. As if it couldn’t be any worse, the EAW Board of Directors has assured Zack that they’re going to be watching this, and – depending on the outcome of the match – may very well FIRE Zack as the Chairman of EAW!
(Clips of the WarGames Match at Territorial Invasion last year are shown as Zack Crash’s voice can be heard in the background)
Zack: History is written by the victors…
(Xavier Williams is shown winning the WarGames Match for Zack Crash’s team; only to be betrayed along with everyone else immediately afterwards as Zack ordered Quality Control to assault them all)
Zack: This is what I have written.
(Zack is shown offering a handshake to Xavier Williams a month after Territorial Invasion on an episode of Voltage)
Zack: I could have ended this entire company and left everyone in it unemployed, but I didn’t, did I? That’s because I’m a merciful Chairman and Owner. I could have saved myself all these headaches and ended it, but I didn’t, and that is because I decided to make this company better than it ever was before as ELITE Answers Wrestling. I reached out to those who had earned my respect and gave them a chance of a lifetime… Xavier Williams was the first of those men. The first of my failed experiments.
(Xavier declines the handshake, only to be assaulted from behind by Dark Demon and forced to compete in a brutal match with both men’s careers on the line; Xavier walking out victorious)
Zack: After he rejected my help, he continued to survive in this company by the skin of his teeth, but if he thought it would be that easy… He thought wrong.
(Xavier is shown being forced to put his Cash In The Vault Briefcase on the line against Diamond Cage at Shock Value, winning the bout, and then forced to battle him again on the following Voltage, with Cage winning this time)
Zack: I decided to show him mercy and swept him away from my sight and my EAW Championship by exiling him to Dynasty and banning him from ever cashing in on the EAW Title. The story could have ended there, but fate brought him crawling on his hands and knees back to me.
(Xavier is shown battling Lucian Black at Reckless Wiring and coming up short; being forced by the stipulation of the match to leave Dynasty)
Zack: I reached out to him one final time when he had NO ONE to save him. His Cash In The Vault was worthless and he himself was homeless. I gave him the opportunity of a lifetime, and this time, he was smart enough to take it.
(Xavier is shown cashing in the Cash In The Vault Briefcase that same night and defeating Diamond Cage and The Heart Break Boy to win the EAW Championship)
Zack: But it wasn’t enough, was it? No, everyone wants to be the hero. Everyone wants to be a warrior of Legend. Everyone thinks a World Title around their waist makes them the “Best in the World”. I make them the “Best in the World”. Xavier never realized that and time and time again he bit at the hand that fed him.
(Xavier is shown getting help from Zack to defeat Charlie Scene and retain the EAW Championship at the Grand Rampage. Xavier is shown getting help from Zack to defeat Y2Impact and retain the EAW Championship on a following Voltage. Xavier is shown getting help from Zack at Triple Threat against Tyler Parker and StarrStan and losing; hitting Zack with the Sin’s End after being berated and offered to shake his hand)
Zack: He bit the hand one too many times, and he paid for it. He paid for all the trouble he caused me. He paid for wasting MY time! I did what was best for this company!
(Zack is shown cracking Xavier Williams over the skull with a steel chair and taking the EAW Championship for himself)
Zack: I realized over these several months that you can’t trust anyone to do the job but yourself! Xavier Williams, Diamond Cage, Jacob Senn – all failures! I’M the only one who can represent this company! MY company! I made it what it is today!
(Xavier is shown struggling to take on Zack Crash, StarrStan, and Tyler Parker on his own on the last Voltage before Pain For Pride)
Zack: You can go ahead and hate me for the things I’ve done, but you will look back on days like this in the future and THANK ME for doing what I HAD to do to assure the best for this Championship and the best for this company…
(Xavier is shown getting taken out by a Crash Course from Zack; followed by Zack seated on a steel chair over an unconscious Xavier Williams with the EAW Championship in hand)
Zack (without a microphone): “Best in the World”?…. This is MY World!
(Camera transitions back to Wembley Stadium where images of EAW Champions of the past are shown on the main titantron: CM Banks, Mak, Masters, Mr. DEDEDE, Lethal Consequences, StarrStan, Captain Charisma, Extreme Enigma, Montell Smooth, Cyclone, Kevin Devastation, Alexander Da Vinci, The Heart Break Boy, John Alloy, Superior Quality 85, Kawajai, Jacob Senn, Diamond Cage, Xavier Williams, and finally current-Champion Zack Crash)
(The lights throughout the entire arena begin to shut off one by one before the arena is completely shrouded in darkness.)
Mercer: You can almost feel the electricity in the air…
(“Wherever I May Roam” – Metallica hits as single spotlight shines down to the center of the stage and white smoke begins cover the stage and the ramp. We see a shadowy figure slowly make his way through the smoke on a platform; suddenly the lights throughout the arena turn back on simultaneously as Xavier Williams dressed in white boots, black kneepads, purple and black trunks with a picture of the World and “BEST” written across it, and a leather vest with a hungry wolf with blood on its teeth airbrushed on the back, along with the text “The Young Wolf” stands with his arms spread out side as Metallica continue to play live to his right)
(Gold pyro explodes back and forth all across the stage and the top of the titantron as Xavier slowly makes his way down to the ring with a look of determination and a fire in his eyes)
Kawajai: Here he comes and what a presence he’s made for himself in a year’s time! Only one year ago, this young man turned on his fellow Demon’s Council comrades on this very night and right around this time of the night before walking into the Cash In The Vault Ladder Match the next day and winning it all! He’s been on one Hell of an odyssey since that day and it’s brought him here to this point: Pain For Pride – EAW Championship – The biggest match of his career – You wanna be the Best in the World? No better place to prove it than here, where the entire World is watching! But, just from the pure energy that you can feel radiating from Xavier Williams, I don’t believe that I have EVER seen the man this focused.
(Xavier makes his way onto the apron and climbs up onto the middle rope, placing his left foot on the top. He looks out to the 98,000 in attendance as he slowly raises his arms once again to a deafening roar from the crowd. Xavier jumps into the ring and slowly walks full circle around taking everything in before making his way into his corner, grabbing the top rope and crouching down as Metallica fade down.)
(A large pyramid similar to the Pain For Pride 8 logo rises above the primary titantron)
Mercer: Woah, what’s this?
(The pyramid stops its ascent and a few moments pass before “Outlaw” by Disciple starts playing all throughout the arena)
Kawajai: You’ve got to be kidding me…
(The top of the pyramid opens to reveal Zack Crash standing with a smug look across his face – dressed in a black custom jacket, gold and white-colored camouflage-esque pants, and the EAW Championship wrapped around his waist)
Mercer: Now THIS is how you make an entrance, Kawa! Is there any doubt this man is the true face of Elite?!
(Elite propaganda posters appears on the other screens throughout the Stadium as Zack makes his descent down a flight of stairs along the pyramid and down to the stage)
Mercer: Last year, this man came up short in his World Championship bout, but stole the show. The year before that, he defeated five other men to win the Cash In The Vault Ladder Match AND won the World Heavyweight Championship in succession in the shortest match in Pain For Pride history AND ended Jaywalker’s Winning Streak! This guy built his own empire here at Pain For Pride with the things he’s done here, and tonight, he add another accolade to his list by showing Xavier everyone else why he is the rightful holder of that Title!
(The EAW Board of Directors are shown sitting in their own special section in the front row as Zack Crash passes by them with a smirk)
Kawajai: I just hope Zack knows how close the walls are to closing in on him. This isn’t just a match – this is EVERYTHING two these two men.
(Zack Crash and Xavier Williams stare down from opposite corners as “Outlaw” fades out)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall…. AND IS FOR THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING CHAAAMMMMPPPPIIONNNNSHHHIIIPPP!!!….. First, to my left, the challenger… He hails from Detroit, Michigan…. He weighed in tonight at 215 pounds…. HE IS “THE YOUNG WOLF”, THE “BEST IN THE WORLD”, THE “ONE-WINGED ANGEL”…. THIS IS XAVIER WIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIAAAAMMMMSSSSSS!!!…..
(Xavier remains still as he continues staring down with Zack)
Announcer: And to my right…. Hailing from Charleston, West Virginia…. He weighed in tonight at 225 pounds…. HE IS THE EAW CHAIRMAN! THE “REBEL”! HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING CHAMPION…… THIS IS ZACK CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!….
(Zack takes the EAW Championship off from around his waist and holds it up in the air for Xavier Williams to see before handing it over to the Referee, who shows it to Xavier, shows it to Zack, and holds it up for the hard camera and the crowd before giving it to a ringside crew member and calling for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Kawajai: This Pain For Pride Day 1 Main Event is OFFICIALLY underway as Xavier Williams wastes no time stepping to the center of the ring… Zack doesn’t look as eager himself… He finally joins Xavier in the middle of the ring as both men look one another directly in the eye. The hostility between these two is palpable! Zack seems to be telling Xavier something that I can’t quite hear as Xavier looks stone-faced – you can tell the only thing on his mind is taking back that EAW Championship. XAVIER SHUTS ZACK UP WITH A STIFF RIGHT HAND! Not the classiest way to start off as big as this, but we’ll take it! ZACK FIRES BACK WITH A RIGHT SHOT OF HIS OWN! XAVIER REPLIES WITH A SHOT! ZACK SWINGS BACK! BOTH MEN START UNLOADING WITH A FLURRY OF FISTS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS THIS CONTEST HAS ALREADY BROKEN DOWN! XAVIER SEEMS TO BE TAKING CONTROL OF THE BATTLE! ZACK’S BEING BACKED INTO THE ROPES! Zack is trapped up against the ropes as Xavier starts dominating him with blows! Zack’s going on the defense here as he tries his best to block the oncoming swings, but I don’t think it’s doing much for him! Xavier with a HARD shot to the jaw of Zack! Another shot off the temple!
Mercer: A slightly dazed Zack nearly drops down to a knee, but keeps himself up using the ropes.. Xavier knows he’s in full control now as he sets up Zack… AND LANDS A LOUD KNIFE-EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST! They’ll hear that one up in the nosebleeds of Wembley! ANOTHER loud knife-edge chop off the chest of the Champion as Zack’s chest already turns a bright shade of red! Xavier with a forearm to the face of Zack! A spinning backfist connects immediately after that sends spit flying out the mouth of the Chairman! Zack’s not looking so hot! Come on, Zack, you can turn this around! Xavier now with a short-distance lariat to Zack! Xavier backs up more… And charges in to connect with another lariat to the Champion!
Kawajai: Xavier may be looking to send Zack to the outside, but it’s not quite enough… This might be though as Xavier picks up some much-needed momentum as he charges into the adjacent ropes! COMING IN WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM! ZACK SIDESTEPS THE LARIAT AND SENDS XAVIER AWKWARDLY THROUGH THE–XAVIER’S TRAPPED IN THE ROPES! Xavier’s neck got caught in the middle and top ropes as he struggles for air! The Referee is trying to get him out of there! A DAMAGED ZACK RUSHES IN WITH A BOOT TO THE BACK OF XAVIER’S HEAD! THIS GUY HAS NO SHAME! The Referee is yelling at Zack to back off as the Chairman grabs a hold of the trapped Xavier Williams and immediately starts unloading with clubbing blows straight to the chest! The Referee finally manages to pull Xavier out of the ropes as Zack grabs a hold of him from inside the ring… Zack navigates Xavier on the apron… PICKING UP SPEED AND SENDS XAVIER CRASHING FACE-FIRST INTO THE NEARBY RINGPOST! Xavier falls like a ragdoll down to the mat! This London crowd cheering for him to get back up!
Mercer: Now THAT’S more like it! That’s the Chairman I know and love! Xavier talks up being an ultimate opportunist, but THAT’S how you take opportunity! The Referee has no choice but to start a… Hold on… Zack doesn’t even seem to care about any count as he starts climbing up the nearest corner… Xavier looks like he got knocked through a loop as he struggles to climb back up to his feet, but he has no idea what awaits him as Zack is up in the high rent district! XAVIER’S UP AND TURNS AROUND AS ZACK LEAPS! A FLYING CROSSBODY FROM QUITE A DISTANCE CONNECTS ON XAVIER WILLIAMS TO THE OUTSIDE!! He may be the Chairman, but he’s STILL the “Thrill Seeker”! He loves taking risks! That’s what brought him to the dance and it’s in full force here tonight! That crossbody may have taken a bit out of him, but Zack knows he needs to keep the momentum going if he hopes to win this as he clutches the hair of Xavier and drags him back up.. HE IMMEDIATELY THROWS XAVIER HEAD-FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!
Referee: ONE!………. TWO!………….
Kawajai: The Referee has started his count as Zack drags Xavier back up and slams him spine-first into the barricade! Xavier barely holding himself up against the barricade as Zack quickly follows up with a knife-edge chop for some payback! Zack realizes the count is getting too high for comfort and quickly rolls back in and out of the ring to break it before he charges back at Xavier! Xavier stops him dead in his tracks with a boot to the jaw! Williams may be desperate to turn the tide back in his favor as he quickly climbs up on the barricade! ZACK CHARGES FORWARD AND PUSHES HIM OFF AND INTO THE CROWD! The front row in London catch Xavier and keep him on his feet as Zack now looks to climb the barricade for–MOMENT OF SILENCE!!! That superkick takes Zack right off of the barricade!
Mercer: Zack drops to one knee, but quickly pulls himself back up using the barricade as an equally damaged Xavier Williams climbs the barricade! Zack’s not far behind him! Both men rise up to their feet and barely maintain their balance as Xavier nails Zack with a shot to the jaw! Zack fires back with a big forearm! XAVIER WITH A HEADBUTT! A BIG RIGHT HAND! ANOTHER RIGHT HAND! ANOTHER–KNEE TO THE GUT FROM ZACK! Xavier doubles over in pain! ZACK LEAPS FOR A BEAUTIFUL HURRICANRANA AS XAVIER WILLIAMS’ BODY GOES FLYING STRAIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!
Referee: SEVEN!…………. EIGHT!…………..
Kawajai: WHAT A MOVE FROM THE CHAMPION! XAVIER WILLIAMS IS WRITHING IN PAIN ON THE MAT AS ZACK RACES TO CLIMB BACK UP TO HIS FEET! HE GRABS THE APRON AND ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING BEFORE ROLLING BACK OUT! The count has once again been broken up as Zack grabs a hold of a limp Xavier and drags him back up enough to send him rolling back into the ring! The end may be near for the challenger… Zack Crash knows he’s in the driver’s seat as he slithers into the ring with a sadistic smirk across his face… Xavier could have an injured spine following that brutal hurricanrana as he favors his back.. Zack grabs the ropes to help him as he gets back to his feet and makes his way towards his downed opponent… Zack smacks Xavier’s head! Another smack off his head as a showing of disrespect!
Zack (without a microphone): Come on, Best in the World! Show me what you got!
Mercer: I don’t know what World Xavier Williams is “The Best” in, but it ain’t this one! Zack’s proving that right now! Zack drops a knee straight into the spine of Xavier as the challenger tries to get up! Xavier cringes in pain as he continues to struggle to make it back to his feet! Zack pulls him up and throws several clubbing blows right into his back! Xavier just won’t stop! This guy doesn’t know when to quit as he immediately tries to push through the pain and get back up to a vertical base! An annoyed Zack clutches the hair of Williams and pulls him up and to the nearby corner… A BIG SNAP SUPLEX SENDS XAVIER CRASHING SPINE-FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! Xavier lands right on his head as well! He may be out! Zack rises back to his feet with his hatred for this man written across his face!
Zack (without a microphone): You want some help Xavier?
Kawajai: Williams is in pain as he tries to bring himself back up to his feet… Zack brings him back down with a harsh boot to the skull!
Zack (without a microphone): YOU WANT SOME HELP?
Mercer: Zack extends a hand to Xavier….
Zack (without a microphone): YOU DON’T DESERVE MY HELP!
Kawajai: Zack immediately drags Xavier Williams up… He turns him around… SETTING HIM UP!! CRASH COURSE!!!! THE CRASH COURSE CONNECTS AS XAVIER IS DRILLED INTO THE CANVAS!!! THAT COULD BE ALL SHE WROTE AS ZACK ROLLS HIM OVER AND COVERS!!
Mercer: HE KICKS OUT?!
Kawajai: INCREDIBLE – XAVIER WILLIAMS KICKS OUT AT ONE AS AND SHOOTS UP TO HIS KNEES WITH A FIRE IN HIS EYES AS ZACK LOOKS STUNNED! HE CERTAINLY DIDN’T EXPECT THIS TURN OF EVENTS! BOTH MEN ON THEIR KNEES AS ZACK CAN ONLY KEEP GOING WITH A SHOT TO XAVIER! XAVIER FIRES BACK WITH A SHOT OF HIS OWN! A SHOT FROM ZACK! A SHOT FROM XAVIER! ANOTHER FROM XAVIER! ANOTHER! HE’S UNLOADING MERCILESSLY INTO ZACK CRASH!! XAVIER’S SIMULTANEOUSLY RISING BACK UP TO HIS FEET WHILE HE LAYS INTO HIM! HE SWITCHES TO A BOOT DIRECTLY TO THE FACE OF ZACK! ANOTHER BOOT TO THE FACE KNOCKS A WOOZY ZACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS ON HIS BACK! XAVIER REACHES DOWN AND GRABS AT BOTH WRISTS!! A STOMP INTO THE FACE OF ZACK! XAVIER WILLIAMS IS LITERALLY JUST BLUNTLY STOMPING ON THE FACE OF THE CHAMPION AS THE REFEREE STARTS A COUNT!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI–
Mercer: THIS IDIOT’S GONNA GET HIMSELF DISQUALIFIED! HE STOPS HIMSELF JUST BEFORE THE FIVE COUNT, BUT HE NEEDS TO COOL HIS JETS! AND HE ALSO NEEDS TO STOP TARGETING ZACK’S FACE! THAT’S THE FACE OF ELITE, DAMN IT! Xavier may have used up every last bit of energy he had in that assault as he immediately goes reeling into the ropes and props himself on the middle rope as a battered Zack Crash struggles to get back up… Just look what he’s done to him! He may have broken that poor man’s nose with those savage stomps! Stop the match, Ref! We need someone to check on the Chairman’s face!
Kawajai: I think his face is the least of his worries with the bloodlust in Xavier Williams’ eyes as he stares at his opponent trying to pull himself up with aid of the ropes from across the ring… Zack’s finally about–XAVIER EXPLODES OFF THE ROPES! ZACK IS UP AND TURNS AROUND–A BIG LARIAT FINALLY CONNECTS AS IT SENDS ZACK FLYING OVER THE TOP AND CRASHING HARD TO THE OUTSIDE! THIS CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET AS XAVIER WILLIAMS FINDS IT IN HIMSELF TO KEEP HIS MOMENTUM GOING STRONG! HE’S FIRED UP AS ZACK SCRAMBLES TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET HERE ON THE OUTSIDE! XAVIER COMES OFF THE ROPES… SUICIDE DIVE!!! ZACK IS SENT FLYING INTO THE BARRICADE WITH GREAT VELOCITY!!! XAVIER IS ALREADY BACK UP AS ZACK IS BARELY PROPPED UP AGAINST THE BARRICADE! XAVIER CHARGES AGAIN!! ANOTHER BIG LARIAT SENDS THE CHAIRMAN OVER AND INTO THE FRONT ROW!! ZACK’S LOOKING OUT OF IT AS HE SCRAMBLES BACK UP WHILE XAVIER CHARGES WITH MOMENTUM AT HIS BACK!! ANOTHER SUICIDE DIVE AS XAVIER LEAPS OVER THE BARRICADE AND SENDS ZACK FLYING INTO THE NOW UNOCCUPIED CHAIRS BEHIND HIM!!!
Mercer: This is ridiculous! How is Xavier Williams doing all this?! He’s already back up! This London crowd is showing their true, ugly colors as they open their rotten teeth-filled mouths to cheer this guy on! What the Hell is he thinking now as he climbs back over the barricade… Xavier stumbles to the ring and slides in… The Referee tries to check on him, but Xavier pushes him away… What on Earth… Xavier starts climbing up the nearby corner… He’s up and gets on the top rope… No way! You’re out of your mind! ZACK FINALLY MAKES IT BACK UP AS XAVIER SPRINGS OFF THE TOP WITH A MASSIVE HILO OVER THE BARRICADE AND INTO–ZACK MOVES!!!! XAVIER’S BODY GOES CRASHING INTO THE DOZENS OF CHAIRS!!! I CAN’T EVEN SEE HIM!! HE’S BEEN COMPLETELY SWALLOWED BY THAT ARRAY OF CHAIRS!! THE FANS LOOK STUNNED AT WHAT JUST OCCURRED RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM AS XAVIER WILLIAMS ISN’T EVEN MOVING! HE THREW CAUTION TO THE WIND AND PAID DEARLY FOR IT! The Referee isn’t even counting as he rushes out here check on Xavier!
Kawajai: Xavier could be very seriously injured after that horrific misfire!
(A slow-motion replay is shown of Xavier Williams missing the Hilo and crashing into a dozen chairs while the shocked fans look on around him)
Kawajai: The Referee’s trying to… He holds up an “X”! I don’t think Xavier Williams can continue! Medical technicians are rushing out here with a stretcher in tow as the Referee keeps trying to get a response out of Xavier… Zack Crash is still in a great deal of pain as he looks on, against the side of the barricade… The Fans have been silenced as a stretcher is pulled over and Xavier’s body is placed on it… The Ring Announcer is speaking to the Referee… ZACK CRASH CHARGES IN AND COMPLETELY FLIPS THE STRETCHER OVER?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?! HE NAILS ONE OF THE MEDICAL TECHNICIANS WITH A SHOT TO THE FACE! THE OFFICIAL’S TRYING TO CALL HIM OFF AS ZACK GRABS A HOLD OF A BATTERED XAVIER WILLIAMS… HE SENDS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE AND FLIPPING OVER IT WITH A HUGE IRISH WHIP!! The Champion refuses to let this match end without a clear-cut victor! Zack limps his way over to the barricade and climbs over as the Official continues to try to stop him! Xavier can barely move as Zack picks him up and sends him rolling back into the ring! ZACK SLIDES IN AND GOES FOR A COVER! The Referee enters the ring, but he’s hesitant!
Zack (without a microphone): COUNT IT! IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR JOB, YOU’LL COUNT IT!
Mercer: The Referee feels he has no choice but to count it!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!!!!!!
Mercer: YES! YES!
Kawajai: NO! NO–XAVIER WITH A FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! ZACK THOUGHT HE JUST WON IT! XAVIER WILLIAMS STILL HAS SOMETHING LEFT IN HIM! Zack blames the Referee for it and drags Xavier away from the ropes before pinning a second time!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!………..
Mercer: HE GETS A SHOULDER UP THIS TIME?! YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! HOW DID HE NOT BREAK HIS NECK MISSING THAT HILO?! Zack looks like he’s had about enough of this as he drags Xavier up with him… SETTING HIM UP! CHAOS REIGNS!!!! NO–XAVIER’S BLOCKING IT?! HOW?! XAVIER MIRACULOUSLY FORCES BOTH MEN FORWARD AND INTO THE NEAREST CORNER AS ZACK IS SENT FACE-FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!! YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! A limp Zack Crash drops to the outside after that as Xavier Williams struggles to drag himself up as he clutches at the ropes and turnbuckles of the corner to help him! I cannot believe this guy is still going after nearly killing himself earlier! Zack knows if he lets his control slip for even a second, Xavier will take it from him! He climbs up as quickly as he can using the apron… XAVIER WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE! Zack goes reeling into our table!
Kawajai: Xavier looks like he’s completely exhausted, but he has to keep going – this match is all or nothing for him and he knows it! He makes his way into the ropes… Picking up momentum… HE COMES CHARGING WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM STRAIGHT FOR ZACK! SUICIDE DIVE!!! ZACK RUSHES IN AND STOPS IT WITH A BOOT TO THE SKULL OF XAVIER! ZACK IMMEDIATELY DRAGS HIM FURTHER OUT… A MODIFIED IMPALER DDT CONNECTS AS XAVIER WILLIAMS IS DRIVEN SKULL-FIRST INTO THE MAT!!! WHAT A MOVE! The Chairman needs to follow up! Zack’s already looking to get back up as he stumbles over to our table… He starts ripping everything off! Zack grabs a hold of Xavier and drags him up.. He drives him face-first into the table before rolling him on to it! The end may be nigh for the challenger, I’m afraid… Zack’s got something big in mind as he rolls back into the ring and makes his way up to the nearest top turnbuckle! The Chairman showing off that Thrill Seeking side of his again as he’s perched! What’s he thinking? MOONSAULT!!!! XAVIER ROLLS OFF–
(Xavier Williams rolls off the table as Zack Crash goes through it while Kawajai and Jake Mercer back farther away)
Mercer: THE ANNOUNCE TABLE HAS COMPLETELY SHATTERED!! SOMEHOW, SOME WAY, XAVIER WILLIAMS MANAGED TO SAVE HIMSELF IN THE SPLIT SECOND BEFORE ZACK CAME CRASHING DOWN INTO IT!! DAMN IT! ZACK CAN BARELY MOVE AS HE WRITHES IN PAIN! Xavier looks like he’s running on fumes as he forces himself back up and pulls Zack out of the shattered remains of our table! Xavier slowly sends his opponent rolling back into the ring before climbing up on the apron… Xavier looks like he may not have much left in him – he needs to end this if he even can! He starts his ascent up the nearby corner… Zack’s not even moving as Xavier gets to the top! He slowly rises up… PHOENIX SPLASH!!!! PHOENIX SPLASH CONNECTS RIGHT ONTO THE KNEES OF ZACK AS HE PUTS THEM UP TO BLOCK IT!! XAVIER ROLLS AROUND IN A GREAT DEAL OF PAIN AS A POTENTIALLY INJURED ZACK SCOOTS TO THE ROPES AND STARTS PULLING HIMSELF UP! Xavier looks like he can barely breathe! Zack’s got a look of determination on his face as he limps over to a writhing Xavier… He pulls him up! HE’S GOT HIM! CRASH COURSE!!!! XAVIER SOMEHOW MANAGES TO SEND HIM OFF, INTO THE ROPES! ZACK COMES OFF THE ROPES AS XAVIER THROWS A ROLLING ELBOW!!! ZACK MANAGES TO STOP HIMSELF AND DUCKS IT! HE PICKS UP XAVIER FROM BEHIND FOR A BACKDROP DRIVER!!! XAVIER ROLLS OFF THE BACK OF ZACK! ZACK TURNS AROUND AS XAVIER LEAPS FOR A DDT!! ZACK’S NOT HAVING IT AS HE FORCES XAVIER OFF AND SENDS HIM INTO THE ROPES! XAVIER COMES OFF THE ROPES AS ZACK JUMPS FOR A DDT OF HIS OWN! XAVIER FORCES HIM OFF AND INTO THE ROPES AS WELL!! ZACK COMES BACK AND NAILS XAVIER WITH A RUNNING ENZUIGIRI!! ZACK QUICKLY STUMBLES UP TO HIS FEET AS XAVIER FALLS INTO THE ROPES… AND IMMEDIATELY COMES BACK AS ZACK IS UP!! REBOUND LARIAT TURNS THE CHAIRMAN INSIDE OUT!!!
Kawajai: WHAT AN EXCHANGE! WHAT A MATCH! THESE TWO MEN ARE LAYING IT ALL ON THE LINE! They both look absolutely physically and mentally exhausted as they go above and beyond their limitations just for the right to hold that EAW Championship around their waists! They’re driving one another to the brink of madness in this contest! Xavier is the first man to show signs of life as he backs into the nearby corner… Zack crawls his way into the opposite corner now… Zack seems to be in a greater deal of pain than before as he asks the Referee to check on him as he rises up… The Referee doesn’t seem to–XAVIER BURSTS OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM!! STINGER SPLASH!!! ZACK PULLS THE OFFICIAL INTO THE CORNER AS HE TAKES THE FULL BRUNT OF THE SPLASH!! THE OFFICIAL DROPS DOWN IN PAIN AS XAVIER REALIZES WHAT JUST HAPPENED! ZACK WITH AN ELBOW OFF THE FACE OF XAVIER!! HE TURNS HIM AROUND!! CRASH COURSE!!!! IT CONNECTS!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS IS DOWN AND OUT, BUT WE’VE GOT NO REFEREE!
Mercer: I think Zack Crash is well aware of that, Kawa… I think he’s got this all figured out! Zack sees the downed Official over by the corner, looks at his downed opponent… And slowly rolls to the outside… The Timekeeper stands up as the Chairman makes his way over–ZACK NAILS THE TIMEKEEPER WITH A PUNCH TO THE MOUTH! HE IMMEDIATELY TAKES HIS STEEL CHAIR! THE CHAMPION IS GONNA DO WHAT HE DOES BEST AND SEIZE THE OPPORTUNITY! Xavier is struggling to move as Zack slides into the ring with malicious intent! He’s got that folded chair in hand as he gets to his feet in the ring… Xavier Williams has no clue what’s coming! He stumbles up to his feet and turns around–ZACK SWINGS THE CHAIR INTO THE SKULL–XAVIER CATCHES HIM BY THE ARM?! HE BRINGS THE CHAIRMAN DOWN!! FUJIWARA ARMBAR!!! HE’S GOT A FUJIWARA ARMBAR IN AS ZACK STARTS PANICKING!! THIS IS THE MOVE THAT SNAPPED HIS ARM!!! ZACK IS DESPERATE!! XAVIER WILLIAMS IS PULLING BACK MORE AND MORE ON THAT ARM!! HE’S GONNA BREAK IT!!!
Kawajai: ZACK MANAGES TO GRAB THE CHAIR AND DRIVES IT INTO THE THROAT OF XAVIER WITH HIS FREE HAND! XAVIER BREAKS THE HOLD AND GASPS FOR AIR! BOTH MEN ARE SCRAMBLING, RACING UP TO THEIR FEET! XAVIER IS UP, BUT SO IS ZACK WITH THAT CHAIR IN HAND!! HE CRACKS IT OFF THE SKULL OF XAVIER WILLIAMS!!! XAVIER DROPS DOWN AS BLOOD BEGINS TO RUN DOWN HIS FOREHEAD!! ZACK DROPS THE CHAIR WITH A LOOK OF RELIEF ON HIS FACE! THIS GUY IS DESPICABLE, I SWEAR! ABSOLUTELY SHAMELESS! The Board of Directors look disgusted with his actions as well, but there’s not much they can do about it!
Mercer: They can sit and watch and enjoy the show, hahaha! I love this! Zack looks to end this once and for all as he drags a bloodied Xavier up… He navigates him into the nearest corner and picks him up onto the top turnbuckle… I can’t wait to see this as Zack climbs up there with him… HE’S PICKING HIM UP FOR… OH MY–HE’S LOOKING FOR A PILEDRIVER!!! A PILEDRIVER OFF OF THE TOP!! DO IT! SHOW NO MERCY, ZACK! BREAK HIS NECK!! PILEDRIVER!!!
Kawajai: BACK BODY DROP!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS SOMEHOW ESCAPES IT AND BACK BODY DROPS ZACK CRASH TO THE OUTSIDE AS THE CHAMPION LANDS HARD ON THE MAT!! ZACK’S IN A GREAT DEAL OF PAIN, BUT HIS EXPRESSION IS NOTHING BUT SHOCK! HE CAN’T BELIEVE XAVIER WILLIAMS IS STILL FIGHTING! HE’S STRUGGLING TO GET UP AS A CRIMSON-FACED XAVIER PULLS HIMSELF UP.. ZACK IS FINALLY–LOOK OUT!!! MOONSAULT!!!! A HUGE MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP AND TO THE OUTSIDE ONTO A STANDING ZACK CRASH!!! UNBELIEVABLE! XAVIER IS ALREADY A BLOODY MESS AS HE STRUGGLES TO KEEP HIMSELF TOGETHER AS HE TRIES TO GET BACK UP AFTER THAT MOONSAULT! HE COULD STILL WIN IT! HE REACHES FOR ZACK AND DRAGS HIM UP… HE SENDS THE CHAMPION ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING BEFORE SLIDING IN HIMSELF… Both men in excruciating pain as they rise back to their feet! The Official too is finally coming to… THEY’RE UP! ZACK SPRINGS UP WITH A RIGHT HAND OUT OF NOWHERE! NOBODY’S HOME AS XAVIER DUCKS! END OF HEARTACHE!!!! END OF HEARTACHE CONNECTS!!! XAVIER NEEDS TO COVER HIM!! HE’S STRUGGLING…. HE DRAPES AN ARM ACROSS ZACK’S CHEST AS THE REFEREE TRIES TO GO FOR THE COUNT!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!………………… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………………. THREE!!!
Mercer: HE KICKED OUT! ZACK KICKED OUT! YES! YES! THE CHAIRMAN IS STILL IN THIS! THAT MAY HAVE BEEN EVERYTHING XAVIER HAD LEFT IN HIM, AND IT WASN’T ENOUGH! He’s losing blood and quickly! Zack may have all he needs to turn this around and win! Both absolutely exhausted, beaten, and battered men slowly try to push through all the pain they’re in to get back up to their feet and continue this match… Xavier uses the ropes to help him up while Zack clutches the shirt of the Referee to help himself up… Xavier’s up first and stumbles forward to grab a hold of Zack… Zack’s struggling as he grabs at the Referee! LOWBLOW!! ZACK DISTRACTS THE REFEREE AND NAILS XAVIER WITH A LOWBLOW!! HE GOT HIM! ZACK STRUGGLES TO GET UP AND GRABS XAVIER!! DO IT!! CHAOS REIGNS!!!! CHAOS REIGNS CONNECTS AS XAVIER IS DRIVEN INTO THE CANVAS!! HE ROLLS HIM OVER FOR THE COVER!!! HE DID IT!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!………….. THREE!!!!
Kawajai: HE KICKED OUT–XAVIER WILLIAMS GETS A SHOULDER UP!! HE GOT A SHOULDER UP! THIS MATCH WILL CONTINUE AS ZACK CRASH CANNOT BELIEVE HE! HE ABSOLUTELY CANNOT BELIEVE IT! Zack looks completely emotionless as he slowly forces himself back up… He can’t believe it…. The Referee notices the chair in the ring and goes to–Hold on! Zack steps on the chair! He’s shaking his head “no” at the Official! The Referee yells at Zack, but I don’t think he gives a damn anymore! Zack picks up the chair as a bloodied Xavier is stirring… Zack grabs the blood-filled hair of Xavier and drags him up with one hand and a chair in the other… ZACK DISQUALIFIES HIMSELF AS HE SWINGS THE CHAIR INTO XAVIER!!! IT MISSES?! MOMENT OF SILENCE AS ZACK TURNS AROUND AND PUTS THE CHAIR UP TO BLOCK IT!! THE SUPERKICK CONNECTS AND THE CHAIR NAILS ZACK IN THE FACE AND SENDS HIM REELING INTO THE CORNER!! XAVIER CHARGES! STINGER SPLASH CONNECTS!! XAVIER IMMEDIATELY THROWS AND ELBOW INTO ZACK! ANOTHER ELBOW! ANOTHER ELBOW! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! HE’S ABSOLUTELY UNLOADING INTO THE CHAIRMAN WITHOUT MERCY!!! HE BREAKS THE ASSAULT AND PICKS ZACK UP ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! XAVIER CLIMBS UP–ZACK’S FIGHTING! ZACK FIGHTS BACK AND SENDS XAVIER FALLING BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! NO–XAVIER IMMEDIATELY ROLLS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND RUSHES BACK UP TO THE TOP!! HE’S GOT A HOLD OF HIM!! SIN’S END!!!!!!! SIN’S END CONNECTS FROM THE TOP!!!! HE COVERS HIM!!!
Refereee: ONE!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Chalk Outline” by Three Days Grace plays all throughout Wembley Stadium as the London crowd erupts with deafening cheers)
Kawajai: XAVIER WILLIAMS DID IT! HE DID IT! HE’S A TWO-TIME EAW CHAMPION TONIGHT AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!
Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST BY PINFALL….. AND NNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING CHAMPION……. XAVIER WIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIAAAAAAMMMMMSSSS!!!!!
(A bloody and battered Xavier Williams slowly rises up to his knees as the still-damaged Referee hands him the EAW Championship)
Kawajai: WHAT A WIN–WHAT A MATCH! AN UNBELIEVABLE WAY TO END DAY 1 OF THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH! XAVIER WILLIAMS HAS CONQUERED THE CHAIRMAN, OVERCOME ONE OF HIS GREATEST ENEMIES, AND NOW WALKS OUT OF LONDON AS A TWO-TIME EAW CHAMPION!
Mercer: HOW?! HOW?! HOW, I ASK?! I… THIS GUY IS INHUMAN, I SWEAR!
Kawajai: I CAN HARDLY HEAR YOU OVER THE ROARING FANS, JAKE!
(Confetti falls down from above as Xavier Williams is helped to his feet by the Referee and proudly raises his newly-won EAW Championship high into the air as the Crowd cheers again)
Mercer: I guess… I have to give credit where credit is due… By some grace of God, Xavier Williams has dethroned Zack Crash….
Kawajai: Zack Crash gave Xavier absolutely everything he had in him and likewise for Williams, but in the end, Xavier just had a little bit more in him than his opponent!
(Highlights of the match are shown)
Mercer: I still can’t believe this, even after rewatching all of those moments from the match…
Kawajai: Well you better believe it, because Xavier Williams is once again the EAW Champion! Tonight, he may truly BE the Best in the World! Congratulations to Xavier Williams! What an unbelievable night this has been! We’ve witnessed new Champions crowned! We’ve witnessed a brand fall! We’ve witnessed Legends made!
Mercer: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that’s nice and all, but…
(The EAW Board of Directors are shown looking disappointed and speaking with one another as Xavier Williams is shown holding up the EAW Championship proudly as he makes his way up the ramp)
Kawajai: It seems as though the end of his EAW Championship reign could be the least of Zack Crash’s worries…
(A shocked, disappointed, and exhausted Zack Crash makes it to his knees and looks at Xavier celebrating before looking at the Board of Directors)
Mercer: No, it can’t end… Don’t do this to the poor guy…
(The Board of Directors nod to one another and take their leave through a entrance of the stage while Zack looks on from the ring)
Kawajai: It looks as though the end is upon Zack Crash after failing to prove himself tonight against Xavier Williams, but I suppose that remains to be seen… I want to thank everyone for joining us here tonight and I hope you’ll be here to join us again for Day TWO of the Greatest Show on Earth: Pain For Pride! Signing off for Jake Mercer, I’m Kawajai, and we’ll see you tomorrow! Thank you and Goodnight!
(A bloody Xavier Williams limps over to each side of the stage to hold up his EAW Championship proudly while a disappointed Zack Crash watches from the ring before the camera fades to black)
( EAW Intro plays )
( “Dynasty” by MIIA plays )
“Somedays… it’s hard.. to see..”
“If I was a fool… or you…. a thief
made it through the maze to find my one in a million..
but now you’re just a page torn from the story I’m building”
( The music abruptly cuts off, and the footage of Quality Control storming the ring and being lead to attack Lucian Black shows. )
“WHAT THE…. WHAT THE HELL!!!!! QUALITY CONTROL SWARM LUCIAN BLACK AND ALL START ATTACKING HIM AT ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Mercer: HADES GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND CLEARS THE BUZZARDS…. AND HE SCOOPS LUCIAN UP AND HITS THE BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUMPING BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!!!! THE PIN!!!!! OOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”
( Camera shows recap of Hades rising and Jarrod Kaine rushes into the ring celebrating as Quality Control surround him. Lucian Black is laying in his own blood and drool, swollen and barely conscious and Norman Hellion is seated in the corner looking on idly by in shock. Camera also shows recap of the fan outrage. “Payback” by Juicy J, Future, Sage the Gemini begins playing )
Narrator: Last night, we saw a Dynasty die.
Tonight we witness another one born.
( Highlights of the competitors of the anticipated matches on the card are shown including Ares vs. Lannister, the Hall of Fame title match, Tyler Parker vs. Alex Anderson, CITV and the Elite Triple Threat. )
Narrator: FIVE championships put on the line tonight! Scores to be settled! Rivalries resolved! The wait is over, and though a show has been stopped THE show must go on!
( Music video comes to an end at the end of the song )
( “Stereo Sun” by Eric Turner hits as the Pain for Pride 8 graphic comes on he screen )
Narrator: AND NOW… ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING PRESENTS DAY 2 OF PAAAAAAAAAINNN FOOOOOOOOR PRIIIIIIIIIIIDEEE EIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!
( Camera cuts to the arena where “Stereo Sun” by Eric Turner is playing across the entire arena and pyro shoots from the stage and blasts into the sky and the entire Wembley Stadium becomes unglued. )
Stew: WE ARE LIVE!!! LIVE!!! FOR DAY TWO OF THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH, PAIN FOR PRIDE EIGHT! AND THOUGH IT WAS AN UNFORGETTABLE, BREATH TAKING, CONTROVERSIAL DAY ONE, STILL THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
Deadprez: WITHOUT A DOUBT! WE’RE GOING TO WITNESS SOMETHING UNLIKE ANY OTHER! WE’VE GOT A STACKED, STACKED, STACKED, STACKED NIGHT AHEAD OF US! HALL OF FAME TITLE MATCH, EXTREME ENIGMA MATCH, TWO WORLD TITLE MATCHES, SO MUCH MORE!
Stew: You’ll hear the voices of myself, Stew-O and Deadprez calling this night along with the Showdown Announce team who will be calling the ELITE Triple Threat among others… but let’s take it to the Voltage announce team right away to bring the action as they present to you the first match of the night: CLASH OF THE KINGS!!!
(Ominous music plays in the background as the camera transitions backstage to a ready Ares Vendetta somewhere backstage getting ready as he looks at the fresh “LANNISTER” tattoo upon his torso before picking up his Pure Championship and cracking his neck; ready)
(The music continues as the camera transitions to Lannister standing in front of a mirror in RAGNAROK’s locker room with an intense look upon his face while a still visibly damaged Athena Vendetta looks on; her face emotionless as she nods. Lannister understands and takes his leave)
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Kawajai: The Day has only just begun, Jake, but you can already feel the electricity filling the air as it’s now time for one of the most anticipated matches here at Pain For Pride 8!!!
Jake: You don’t have to tell me twice, Kawa – I know just how important this match is to both of these men and I honestly cannot begin to take a guess as to which one of them will be able to walk out of Wembley with the win and the Pure Championship!
Kawajai: This is a match signed in blood and spawned from the war the two sides of House Vendetta and RAGNAROK has been waging since all the way back at Reckless Wiring. This battle may be the last in a bloody war.
(“The Lion and the Phoenix” is shown on the screen as actor Aidan Gillen begins to narrate)
Narrator: It’s common knowledge the Lion is the “King of the Jungle”, and what a jungle this industry is.
(An art depiction of various wrestling families are shown)
Narrator: Once upon a time, professional wrestling was something new – something different. With its rise to notoriety, many families had come out of the woodwork after years of building their little dynasties. It was not long before the United States was riddled with them. All of them seeking to be the best.
(An art depiction of the Lannisters are shown in their homeland)
Narrator: However, none would succeed; none native to the States, anyway. Across the Atlantic, spawning from their home of Germany, a family known as the Lannisters had come into power quite easily in the wrestling industry. Using the Lion to represent them and tasting power and glory as many do, they decided to extend their reach further. The Lannisters made their way to the United States; utilizing their money, their numbers, and their talent to climb over all their competition and become the first of all the wrestling families to reign supreme.
(An art depiction of the Lannisters are shown with crowns upon their heads and North America and Europe underneath them)
Narrator: Men crave power, and power demands expansion. The United States was not enough for the Lannisters, as they soon reached out beyond its borders to take control of Canada’s technical-savy wrestling industry and Mexico’s lucha libre wrestling industry; uniting them under their rule as a borderline monarchy of professional wrestling. This ironfist they ruled North America with earned them the moniker “The Kings of the North”.
(An art depiction of a family of wrestlers assaulting other families is shown)
Narrator: With their rule over the industry, other families soon flocked to their side; looking to keep themselves close to the top at the price of keeping the Lannisters above everyone else. One family in particular were their most crucial allies, but one of suspect as well; a family by the name of “Vendetta”. The Vendettas were a cruel and shady bunch that took a sadistic pleasure in maiming others. Not long after they secured their place just below the Lannisters, the Vendettas took up the hobby of diminishing and even eradicating competing families. One family in particular by the name of Wolverton was erased from that era at the hands of the Vendettas as anyone carrying their name found themselves crippled and retired not long after.
(An art depiction shows the patriarch of the Lannisters surrounded by the Vendettas; whispering in his ears as he sits upon a throne)
Narrator: The Vendettas controversial actions concerned the Lannister patriarch, but the Vendettas assured him that what they did was for his family’s benefit; that they would get their hands dirty and get rid of these threats so the Lannisters would not have to. All the while they fed the Lannister patriarch’s paranoia; convincing him they were his family’s only true allies and all the others were enemies waiting in the shadows.
(An art depiction is shown of a Vendetta male and a Lannister female in love)
Narrator: Things continued on like this until the day it was announced the patriarch of the Vendettas – Robert II – had fallen in love with Elissa Lannister, the sister to the Lannister patriarch, and was to marry her. This happiness began to look more like an illusion as things began to appear not as they seemed; the Vendettas began taking more and more liberties with their soon-to-be relatives as they soon abused the power they and the Lannisters and for their own benefits.
(An art depiction is shown of the Vendettas setting a fire to a Kingdom)
Narrator: Things would culminate the day the Vendettas arrived in the Lannister’s home of Germany under their guise. It didn’t take long before they had risen to power in the European wrestling scene and beat and battered any soul who got in their way. The Vendettas proclaimed they had risen from the ashes like a Phoenix and thought they would cement it by torturing their opponents with the use of fire. It would not be long before they had completely taken the Lannisters own Kingdom out from under them
(An art depiction is shown of the Vendettas charging at the Lannisters with a man and woman on the frontline)
Narrator: Elissa Lannister revealed were true colors, and they were not gold and red. She gave up her name and officially became a Vendetta by marrying Robert II before they led the charge to next take all of the North American wrestling industry from the Lannisters. This would lead to a war between the two families that was waged for decades after; filled with betrayal, bloodshed, misery, and heartbreak that left both dynasties no longer the powerhouses they once were.
(An art depiction is shown of the Lannisters fading into Europe and an abandoned battlefield)
Narrator: Suddenly, the day came that the war came to a halt. Neither side victorious, but neither side defeated. It was as if a ceasefire has occurred, with the Lannisters disappearing back to their homeland and the Vendettas doing the same. It seemed as though it was all over…
(An art depiction of Ares Vendetta and Sebastian Lannister are shown battling, along with RAGNAROK and House Vendetta)
Narrator: The ceasefire was long, but not long enough, as the self-proclaimed patriarch of the Vendettas – Ares – took it upon himself to breathe life back into it. Ares took back his father’s Crown and declared war on the recently-crowned King of Elite, Sebastian Lannister. From that day onward, the war has continued where it left off. Norman Hellion turned on his King and left him for dead. Sebastian defeated the “Behemoth” in a Trial By Combat before the suspicious woman only known as Cerci revealed her true identity as the half-sister to Ares and only child to Robert III born in wedlock. Ares took it upon himself to alleviate that problem by destroying Athena within a cage as Lannister and his RAGNAROK could do nothing but watch in horror. Sebastian returned the favor as he and his bride contributed to the destruction of Ares’ Uncle and brother to Robert III, Vino Vendetta. The war has left both sides weaker than they once were, but that is simply war. There is no winner in war; one side just loses more slowly. The Lion fights for his Kingdom while the Phoenix seeks to burn it all to the ground to build his own.
(An art depiction is shown of Lannister and Ares staring face to face before it burns away as the camera transitions back to Wembley Stadium)
Kawajai: What a history these two families have. Decades of hate and it brings us to this very moment.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Announcer: The following Pain For Pride Day 1 opening contest is scheduled for ONE fall…. AND IT IS FOR THE EAW PURE CHAMMMPPPIIIOONNSHHIIPPP!!!…..
( The lighting in the arena begins to mirror gold and red strobes, as the stadium goes pitch-black other than them. The camera pans to the titantron, which on one side is showcasing a spinning, golden crown… and on the right, various images of German brutality from World Wars, leading to lion’s feeding on their prey, and the screeching sound of a wolf. )
“Hey there, little riding hood…”
“You sure are looking good…”
“You’re everything a big, bad wolf…”
( “The Rains of Castamere” echoes in the chambers of the Wembley Stadium hall, as a man wearing a golden and red robe… with what looks like a wolf-head with a crown on top marches onto the Pain For Pride entrance ramp riding horseback. A robbed-woman follows in behind, echoing the same colors, without the wolf head. She cries “KING OF THE NORTH! THE KING OF THE NORTH!” as the two methodically make their way down the entrance ramp. )
( The pair stop just right before the ring itself, as the Wolf-Headed man hops off his horse, and enters the ring… and promptly takes off his butchered wolf head, as the audio from his theme “And now the rains, weep o’er his hall… with no one there… to HEAR!” as Lannister’s beaming eyes stare down the entrance ramp, waiting for the man they call “King” Ares Vendetta. )
RA: And introducing first… from Dortmund, Germany… REPRESENTING RAGNAROK, The King of Elite… THE “STAR OF THE MOURNING”… THE “ANGEL OF DEBT”… KINGGGGGGGGGG LANNNNNNNISSSSSTTTTTERRRRRR!!!!!
( Lannister poses just like the German flag crest… as he looks on in wait, while taking off his King of Elite crown and robe unveiling tights with the German colors. )
(The lights all throughout Wembley Stadium go out before only flashing red names appear on the screens all throughout the Stadium: “Mr. DEDEDE”, “Zack Crash”, “Lannister”, “Cleopatra”, “Jaywalker”, and more…)
(The beginning instrumental of “Hunt You Down” by The Hit House begins to play all throughout Wembley Stadium, slowly building up)
(The song builds up more as the names sporadically jump around)
(The names finally stop as the entire Stadium goes pitch black… Until one more name appears)
(A single, blood-red spotlight appears on Ares Vendetta – dressed in red and black custom attire with his black and gold hair down, the Pure Championship on his shoulder, his World Heavyweight Championship Crown upon his head, and a scowl on his face – as the vocals to the song begin)
“Your blood’s gone bad…. I knew it would,”
(Ares begins to walk forward as he passes a memorial with “CLEOPATRA” written in blood above a standing, open casket with a dummy inside that looks exactly like Cleopatra)
“The Devil came…. And you’ll do bad for good.”
(Ares continues to walk as the spotlight follows him across the stage as he next passes a memorial with “METHUSELAH” written in blood above a standing casket with a dummy inside that looks like Methuselah)
“So Death is coming…. To purge this town,”
(Ares next walks past a memorial with “ATHENA VENDETTA” written in blood above a standing casket with a dummy inside that looks like Athena Vendetta)
“I know your name…”
(Ares finally stops at the center of the stage as everything around him is shrouded in darkness save for the blood-red spotlight around him)
“And I’m gonna cut you down.”
(The Stadium goes pitch black again)
(After a few moments, //youtu.be/94lT2kmvA_8?t=1m17s plays all throughout the Stadium as the lights suddenly turn on brightly while a wake of Black Vultures go flying into the air until Ares is revealed standing behind them as a huge memorial is shown behind him with “LANNISTER” written in blood and a standing casket with a dummy that looks like Lannister within it. Ares makes his way down to the ring as Lannister looks on from the ring)
Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT…. FROM THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN: TOKYO, JAPAN…. HE WEIGHED IN TONIGHT AT 217 POUNDS…. HE IS THE “KAMIKAZE KING”, THE “NEW DON”, THE “BLACK VULTURE”, AND THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING EAW PURE CHAMPION…. THIS IS ARES VEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNDDDEEEEEETTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!….
Mercer: What an entrance! WHAT an entrance! This guy isn’t screwing around, Kawa! I love it! Ares Vendetta has proven in less than a year what an absolute force to be reckoned with he is; he’s lived up to everything you’d come to expect from the son of Mikado Sekaiichi! Tonight, he cements that once and for all with this match! By ending this war! Tonight, I have no doubt in my mind that another name will be crossed off his list!
Kawajai: One Hell of an entrance on Lannister’s part as well – Lannister likewise has the entire lineage of his family at his back and an OFFICIAL Crown upon his head. You can guarantee he wants nothing more than to take everything from Ares tonight and he just may.
(Ares enters the ring and stares down with Lannister from opposing corners. Both men now with stoic looks upon their faces. Ares takes off his Pure Championship and looks at it one more time before handing it over to the Referee, who shows it to Lannister, and then holds it up for the hard camera and crowd to see before handing it off to a ringside worker as he calls for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Kawajai: The bell has rung as neither man has made a move yet, but it certainly doesn’t feel that way. These two men look like raging bulls about to be unleashed! Keep in mind the rules of a Pure Title match that a closed-fist shot to the face will result in a warning, and another in a disqualification, you’re only allowed three rope breaks, there’s a twenty count on the outside, and the Champion CAN lose his Title by disqualification or countout. However, this goes beyond a Title as both men cautiously make their way towards one another now… You can see it in their eyes – both men calculating and cold… Ares swings with a kick, but Lannister dodges out of the way! Lannister tries to seize the opportunity with a big forearm, but Ares is the one to dodge this time! He CATCHES Lannister with a kick to the ribs! Lannister nearly doubles over in pain – you’ve got to remember, he just came back from having a couple ribs broken at the hands of House Vendetta, and Ares seems to remember all too well! He swings another kick to the ribs! It’s caught! Lannister took some more damage, but he’s got Ares in his grasp! Ares is hobbling on one foot as he swings for Lannister with open-hand chops, but he’s too far away! A BIG dragonscrew legwhip sends Ares down to the canvas!
Mercer: LANNISTER LOOKS TO USE THAT AS HIS CHANCE TO BATTER HIS OPPONENT AS HE’S ALL OVER ARES! ARES IS DOING ALL HE CAN TO GET AWAY FROM HIS OPPONENT AS LANNISTER THROWS FOREARMS INTO HIS BODY! ARES SCRAMBLES INTO THE NEARBY CORNER AND STRUGGLES TO GET UP AS LANNISTER LAYS INTO HIM! THE REFEREE STARTS A COUNT!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Kawajai: A furious Lannister manages to stop himself as he immediately turns to the Referee! The Official is looking nervous, but he’s gotta keep control! Lannister looks like a starving dog that got his food taken from him! He needs to calm himself if he has any hope of winning this match… Lannister looks to–ARES WITH AN ELBOW INTO THE FACE OF LANNISTER! That rocked the King of Elite as he tries to keep it together! Ares immediately follows up with a boot straight to the face! Lannister’s sent backing up a few feet as Ares finds room to climb up the corner… He leaps off for a big flying knee right across the face of Lannister! The King of Elite is somehow still standing after that, but he’s looking woozy as he struggles to stay on his feet! Ares is back up and looks surprised at Lannister’s resilience as he rushes forward and nails Lannister with a big forearm! Lannister can’t even find it in himself to fire back, but he remains on his feet! Ares with another forearm! Ares unloads both forearms into the face of his opponent in rapid succession! Ares looks like he’s had enough with this as he charges into the ropes–Lannister follows him! Ares comes off the ropes and sees nobody there as he quickly turns around–BIG LARIAT LITERALLY FLIPS ARES VENDETTA!
Mercer: Lannister may be superhuman, but he’s not unbreakable as shown here as he drops down immediately after the damage accumulated from his opponent… Lannister needs to follow up, and soon… Lannister slowly climbs back to his feet and grabs a hold of Ares… He’s deadlifting him! What’s he thinking? HE’S PUSHING THROUGH THE PAIN OF THOSE RIBS TO SEND ARES UP! FEUER FREI?!!!! Ares manages to avoid it as he lands behind Lannister and sends him into the ropes! Ares immediately follows after him and catches Lannister with a running knee to the gut against the ropes! Ares is looking to keep the momentum going as he charges off into the opposite ropes! LANNISTER FOLLOWS BEHIND AND CATCHES ARES WITH A BIG RUNNING FOREARM AGAINST THE ROPES! LANNISTER WASTES NO TIME UNLOADING INTO ARES WITH SEVERAL MORE FOREARMS STRAIGHT TO THE BLACK VULTURE’S FACE!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Kawajai: Lannister again finds himself nearly unable to control himself, but he manages to pull himself away from a battered Ares Vendetta and argues with the Official! Lannister quickly turns his focus–ARES SPRINGS UP WITH ANOTHER ELBOW TO THE FACE! Lannister sees it coming this time and blocks it! He nails Ares with an elbow of his own this time! HE PULLS HIM IN! A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX SENDS ARES FLYING LITERALLY ACROSS THE RING! WHAT POWER! Ares is in a bad spot as he scrambles to get back to his feet as quickly as he can! He’s immediately caught with a double leg takedown from Lannister! LANNISTER WITH THE SWING AS ARES IS SENT AROUND AND AROUND IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! THIS CROWD HAS STARTED COUNTING WITH THE REVOLUTIONS! EIGHT! NINE! TEN–HE SENDS ARES FLYING HEAD-FIRST INTO A NEARBY TURNBUCKLE! Ares is looking worse for wear!
Mercer: The Champion is trying his damndest to climb back to his–LANNISTER RUSHES IN WITH A KNEE STRAIGHT TO THE FACE OF ARES IN THE CORNER! This guy is merciless! Show some respect to the King of Extreme! ANOTHER knee to the face of Ares! The Referee’s prepared to make another count, but it doesn’t look like it’ll be necessary as Lannister grabs a hold of Ares by the throat! He’s literally pulling this entire man up by his throat! Ares is gasping for air as Lannister looks him the eyes with malicious intent! Maybe that count will be necessary after all… No, Lannister opts to pull Ares in and picks him up! He’s got the Champion high up in the air with a gorilla press! What’s he think he’s gonna do? Lannister’s looking out to the crowd… Oh no… LANNISTER RUSHES FORWARD TO LITERALLY THROW ARES OUT!! ARES IS FIGHTING IT AS HE MAKES HIS WAY TO THE ROPES! He’s dropped down onto Lannister’s shoulders! LANNISTER STARTS SPINNING AROUND! HE’S NOT EVEN USING HIS ARMS AS HE’S GOT ARES IN THE UFO! Hold on–Ares with an elbow to the side of Lannister’s head! Another elbow! Another! Another! Lannister’s wobbling! Ares with another elbow! And ANOTHER! He’s absolutely laying into his challenger with several elbows! He’s not stopping as Lannister drops to one knee!
Kawajai: Ares has Lannister in his control, but he refuses to stop this onslaught as he continues to throw more and more elbows into the side of Lannister’s skull! Lannister’s on both knees! Ares keeps going! That’s gotta be twenty elbows!! Lannister’s on the verge of getting knocked completely unconscious! Ares just keeps driving those elbows into his skull until Lannister is reduced down to the canvas! He FINALLY puts a stop to the attack as the King of Elite is laid out! Ares has a chance to end it! He quickly gets back to his feet and makes his way over to the nearby corner! He’s looking to make his way up to the high rent district! He wants to end this match already! Lannister isn’t moving! Ares is perched! METEORA!!!! LANNISTER BARELY MANAGES TO ROLL AWAY! Ares sees it coming and rolls before he crashes and burns and gets back to his feet! How Lannister is even still conscious after that onslaught of elbows is beyond me, but he’s still going as he struggles to make it to the nearest corner and pulls himself up using the ropes… ARES COMES CHARGING WITH MOMENTUM AT HIS BACK! A BIG DOUBLE KNEE CONNECTS INTO THE STERNUM OF LANNISTER IN THE CORNER! ARES WASTES NO TIME FOLLOWING UP WITH FOREARMS AND ELBOWS INTO THE FACE OF LANNISTER! HE CHANGES IT UP WITH KICKS TO THE BODY!
Mercer: He’s not finished with him yet after stopping the attack as he picks Lannister up and places him on the top turnbuckle! A BEAUTIFUL DROPKICK IMMEDIATELY CONNECTS INTO LANNISTER! The King of Elite is looking dazed and confused! Ares is already back up as he climbs up there with Lannister! HE’S GOT HIM! A MASSIVE BUTTERFLY SUPERPLEX SENDS LANNISTER CRASHING DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH GREAT VELOCITY!! THAT SHOOK THE DAMN RING! ARES QUICKLY CRAWLS OVER FOR THE COVER!
Kawajai: It’s not even a two count before Lannister powers out! Incredible resilience from this man! He just took a beating and refuses to stay down! Ares looks none too pleased with that as he mounts the chest of Lannister and lays into him with more forearms! Ares rushes back to his feet… He immediately drops a big knee into the ribs of Lannister! He’s quickly back up, and drops another big knee into those ribs as Lannister writhes in pain! Ares stands over the body of his opponent and gets in his face! He slaps a downed Lannister across the face! Ares berating his opponent straight to his face as he slaps Lannister again! LANNISTER REACHES UP AND WRAPS A HAND AROUND ARES’ THROAT?! WHERE DOES THIS GUY GET IT?! HE’S LIKE A MACHINE FUELED ON HIS HATRED FOR ARES VENDETTA AS HE TRIES TO CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF HIM! HE BREAKS FROM HIS GRASP AND IMMEDIATELY JUMPS FOR A DOUBLE KNEE INTO THE RIBS OF LANNISTER! ARES LOOKING TO FOLLOW UP AS HE DRAGS HIS OPPONENT BACK UP TO HIS FEET… THERE’S AN ABDOMINAL STRETCH BY ARES! Ares has it locked in tight on Lannister and you can guarantee those ribs are in excruciating pain by now! LANNISTER IS FIGHTING IT! ARES SENDS AN ELBOW DOWN INTO THE RIBS OF LANNISTER! ANOTHER ELBOW! ANOTHER! LANNISTER’S FACE SHOWS HOW MUCH PAIN HE’S IN, BUT HE’S STILL TRYING TO POWER THROUGH!
Mercer: UNBELIEVABLE–HE POWERS OUT OF THE ABDOMINAL STRETCH AND TURNS IT INTO A HIP TOSS! Ares looks stunned as he quickly rushes back to his feet while Lannister favors his ribs, but keeps on his feet! Ares is up–LANNISTER TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE! Ares scrambles to get back up again! ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE CONNECTS AS ARES FLIPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS, BUT HE’S NOT GIVING UP AS HE SCRAMBLES BACK UP ONCE MORE! HE’S IN PAIN! HE RUSHES INTO LANNISTER! LANNISTER SENDS HIM UP! FEUER FREI!!!! ARES COUNTERS AS HE LANDS ON THE SHOULDERS OF LANNISTER FOR A HURRICANRANA! NO! LANNISTER’S NOT LETTING IT CONNECT! HE’S USING THAT OVERWHELMING STRENGTH TO DRAG ARES BACK UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! A POWERBOMB CONNECTS AS ARES VENDETTA IS DRIVEN ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD INTO THE CANVAS!! What a powerbomb! Lannister drops down in pain – favoring those ribs! Ares is favoring the back of his head – he may be concussed! Both of these men could be injured!
Kawajai: Ares is struggling to get up to his knees as Lannister does the same… Both men meet face to face! Ares immediately nails Lannister with a forearm! Lannister’s looking woozy… He manages to pull himself back and nails Ares with a forearm of his own! Ares with another forearm! Lannister fires back with own of his own again! BOTH MEN START EXCHANGING FOREARMS AS THEY SLOWLY RISE BACK TO THEIR FEET! NEITHER ONE TRYING TO DEFEND THEMSELVES AS THEY STRIKE ONE ANOTHER! ARES PUTS A STOP TO THE EXCHANGE WITH A SWIFT KICK TO THE RIBS OF LANNISTER! THE KING OF ELITE IS IN PAIN–EUROPEAN UPPERCUT FROM ARES! ANOTHER EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! HE GRABS THE HEAD OF LANNISTER AND JUST THROWS BLUNT FOREARMS STRAIGHT INTO THE MAN’S FACE! ARES NOW WITH AN OPEN-HAND CHOP ACROSS THE FACE OF LANNISTER! AN OPEN-HAND CHOP TO THE OTHER SIDE OF HIS FACE! ARES UNLOADS WITH A FEW MORE CHOPS BEFORE CAPPING IT OFF WITH A SPINNING BACKFIST TO THE JAW OF LANNISTER! LANNISTER CAN BARELY KEEP ON HIS FEET! HE COMES BACK AS HE BITES THE SKULL OF ARES?!!
Referee: BREAK IT UP! GET OFF HIM!
Mercer: THIS GUY IS SICK! HE STOPS BITING ARES AS THE REFEREE THREATENS TO DISQUALIFY HIM! DO IT! THIS GUY DOESN’T DESERVE TO BE IN A PURE TITLE MATCH! ARES TRIES TO–LANNISTER COMES IN WITH A HEADBUTT BETWEEN THE EYES OF ARES! ANOTHER HEADBUTT ROCKS THE CHAMPION! A THIRD HEADBUTT DROPS ARES DOWN TO A KNEE! LANNISTER PULLS HIM IN AND CONNECTS WITH A GUTWRENCH SUPLEX!! He’s not letting go of Ares for even a second! I don’t know how he’s still going, but he just won’t stop coming for the Champion as he rises back to his feet with Ares in his grasp! A SECOND GUTWRENCH SUPLEX CONNECTS!! Lannister still isn’t finished as he drags Ares up! He looks possessed! A THIRD–NO! Ares is struggling! LANNISTER WITH A RELEASE GUTWRENCH SUPLEX THAT SENDS ARES FLYING INTO THE CORNER AND LANDING ON HIS HEAD!! LANNISTER ISN’T EVEN STOPPING THERE AS HE MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO ARES, PICKING HIM UP… HE CONNECTS WITH A BIG SLAM INTO THE CORNER ON ARES! He follows it up by setting the Champion up on the top… Lannister may have something big in mind as he climbs up…
Kawajai: I don’t like the looks of this! HE LOCKS THE WAIST OF ARES! SPIDER RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! NO–ARES SOMEHOW LANDS ON HIS FEET AS LANNISTER IS STILL IN THAT TREE OF WOE-LIKE POSITION!! ARES CHARGES! A BRUTAL RUNNING DROPKICK CONNECTS SQUARE IN THE FACE OF AN UPSIDE DOWN LANNISTER IN THE CORNER!! Ares looks absolutely exhausted, but he needs to keep going if he has any hope of leaving here with his Pure Championship still around his waist! Lannister’s momentum has finally been stopped as Ares grabs the ropes and pulls himself back up… He grabs a hold of Lannister and pulls him back up to the top… Climbing up there… He’s got him! BELLY TO BACK SUPERPLEX!!! Lannister’s not letting it happen!
Mercer: Lannister’s fighting with whatever else he’s got left in the tank as he throws an elbow back into the face of Ares! Another elbow catches the lip of Ares and busts it open! Ares with a headbutt to the back of Lannister’s skull! Lannister swings and nails a third elbow as Ares struggles to stay up there! Lannister manages to turn himself around… He’s getting up to Ares’ level! HE PULLS HIM IN AND PICKS HIM UP?! NO WAY! NO WAY! BROKEN CROWN FROM THE TOP!!!! HURRICANRANA!!! ARES TURNS THE BORDER TOSS INTO A HURRICANRANA AT THE VERY LAST SECOND AS LANNISTER GOES FLYING AND CRASHING ACROSS THE RING!! THE SHEER PAIN AND SHOCK KEEPS LANNISTER GOING AS HE’S IN A GREAT DEAL OF PAIN BUT SCRAMBLES BACK TO HIS FEET USING THE ROPES IN THE CORNER! ARES IS UP SOON AFTER AS LANNISTER EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER! HE SENDS LANNISTER UP?! POP-UP POWERBOMB CONNECTS AS LANNISTER IS DRIVEN INTO THE CANVAS!! THERE’S A PIN!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!………… TWO!!!!!!
Kawajai: NO–LOOK AT THIS! LOOK AT THE STRENGTH OF ARES VENDETTA AS HE BEGINS DEADLIFTING LANNISTER UP FROM THE CANVAS!! HE… HE’S GOT HIM UP! ARES STARTS CHARGING FORWARD! TURNBUCKLE POWERBOMB CONNECTS AS LANNISTER GOES FLYING INTO IT AND DROPS DOWN!!! Ares is absolutely SPENT, but victory may be on the horizon! Ares would love nothing more than to end this here and now as he makes his way over to the opposite side of the ring.. He exits out to the apron… ARES LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE!! COAST TO COAST!!! IT CONNECTS!! AN ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL COAST TO COAST CONNECTS INTO THE SKULL OF KING LANNISTER!! ARES NEEDS TO COVER HIM! HE’S STRUGGLING TO GET UP… HE GRABS A HOLD OF LANNISTER AND SLOWLY DRAGS HIM OUT OF THE CORNER… HE DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS A LEG!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!………..
Mercer: LANNISTER MIRACULOUSLY KICKS OUT!! The Coast to Coast was just NOT enough! Ares gets to his knees with a look of determination on his face! He knows it’s time to end this! Ares grabs a hold of Lannister and slowly pulls the King of Elite up… He pulls him in for a knee to the gut! A knee to those injured ribs now! Ares looks absolutely furious! As he’s got Lannister in his grasp! A second knee straight to those ribs as Lannister’s about to collapse to the ground!
Ares (without a microphone): STAY!
Kawajai: Another knee to the ribs!
Ares (without a microphone): DOWN!
Mercer: ARES LOOKING TO FINISH IT OFF AS HE PULLS LANNISTER IN AND PICKS HIM UP! AN ODE TO HIS FATHER–SAKUJO SCREWDRIVER!!! LANNISTER TURNS IT AROUND AS HE REVERSE INTO A TOMBSTONE POSITION OF HIS OWN?! ARES IS FIGHTING! HE ESCAPES OFF THE SHOULDER OF LANNISTER! LANNISTER TURNS AROUND AS ARES GOES FOR A LARIAT! LANNISTER DUCKS AS ARES RUNS INTO THE CORNER! LANNISTER TURNS AROUND AS ARES RUNS UP THE CORNER–MOONSAULT?!! NO–HE’S CAUGHT!! LANNISTER LITERALLY LAWNDARTS ARES INTO THE RINGPOST OF THE CORNER!! HE’S NOT DONE–HE RUSHES IN FROM BEHIND! HE PULLS ARES OUT OF THE CORNER–BLOOD MONEY!!!! HE’S GOT THAT MASTER LOCK IN TIGHT AS HE DRAGS A FIGHTING AND BATTERED ARES INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! ARES’ FACE IS TURNING A BRIGHT SHADE OF RED AS HE HAS THE LIFE SUCKED OUT OF HIM!! LANNISTER STARTS SWINGING ARES’ BODY AROUND LIKE A DAMN RAGDOLL!!
Kawajai: ARES IS DESPERATE TO GET OUT OF THIS!! HE’S STRUGGLING TO REACH FOR THE ROPES AS HE SLOWLY MAKES HIS WAY TOWARDS THEM!! IT’S TAKING ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING HE’S GOT! HE GRABS THE TOP ROPE!! NO–LANNISTER IMMEDIATELY PULLS HIM AWAY FROM IT BEFORE HE CAN FULLY GRASP IT!! ARES KNOWS IT’S OVER IF HE DOESN’T DO SOMETHING!! HE’S GRASPING AT THOSE TIGHTLY-LOCKED HANDS OF LANNISTER!! HE’S GOT THEM AS HE DOES EVERYTHING HE CAN TO PULL LANNISTER’S LOCKED HANDS APART!! ARES’ EYES LOOK LIKE THEY’RE ABOUT TO POP OUT OF HIS GODDAMN HEAD!! HE’S ACTUALLY ALMOST GOT LANNISTER’S HANDS SEPARATED! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! ARES REFUSES TO DIE HERE! HE REFUSES TO LET THIS BE THE HILL HE DIES ON!! ARES SOMEHOW PULLS LANNISTER’S HANDS FAR APART ENOUGH TO COUNTER THE BLOOD MONEY INTO A MODIFIED VICTORY ROLL!!!
Mercer: IT’S NO GOOD AS LANNISTER ROLLS BACK OUT OF IT AND THIS TIME WITH ARES’ WAIST LOCKED AS HE DEADLIFTS THE CHAMPION UP!! ARES LOOKS LIKE HE’S SEEING HIS LIFE FLASHING BEFORE HIS EYES!! LANNISTER LIFTS HIM OFF THE CANVAS! HE SWINGS AN ELBOW BACK INTO THE SIDE OF LANNISTER’S FACE! ANOTHER ELBOW! HE’S PULLING AT THOSE LOCKED HANDS OF LANNISTER… HE BREAKS THEM AS ARES CATCHES HIM WITH A STANDING SWITCH! A BIG GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!! ARES ISN’T FINISHED AS HE BRINGS LANNISTER BACK UP…. A ROLLING GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS THIS TIME!! HE’S STILL NOT DONE AS HE DRAGS LANNISTER UP ONCE MORE! A RELEASE ROLLING GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS FOR THE LIMIT BREAK AS LANNISTER IS SENT DOWN HARD TO THE CANVAS!!! Ares looks like he just had a near-death experience! He just experienced the power of Lannister first-hand, and I don’t think he liked it! His chest his heaving and his heart has to be beating at lightning speed right about now! He came THAT close to losing this match! He has a chance to end it as he pulls himself up… Ares makes sure that Terminator that is Lannister is still down as he rises back up… Ares sees a light at the end of the tunnel as he makes his way over to the corner.. He makes his ascent to end this! Ares is up! HE’S PERCHED! METEORA!!!!!
Kawajai: LANNISTER MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY!! Ares BARELY sticks the landing as he realizes his opponent will NOT stay down! He can’t believe what he’s seeing as he watches Lannister rise up! Unbelievable! ARES IS UP AS LANNISTER CHARGES LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN COMING FOR HIS OPPONENT!!! FEUER FREI!!!! NO–THE RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT IS NO GOOD AS ARES CATCHES LANNISTER ON HIS SHOULDERS! FIREMAN’S CARRY TAKEOVER AS THE BACK OF LANNISTER’S HEAD LANDS ON ARES’ KNEE!! LANNISTER’S IN A SEATED POSITION AS ARES CHARGES INTO THE ROPES! PENALTY KICK CONNECTS TO THE RIBS OF LANNISTER!! HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH AN IMMEDIATE STANDING MOONSAULT DOUBLE KNEE DROP RIGHT ONTO THOSE RIBS AGAIN!!! LANNISTER IS ROLLING AROUND IN PAIN! HE’S LITERALLY COUGHING UP BLOOD! THOSE RIBS MAY BE CRACKED AGAIN! The Referee is trying to check on Lannister as Ares looks like he’s completely out of it… All he wants is to end this once and for all! He stumbles into the nearby corner… He’s climbing up! HE’S PERCHED! METEORA!!!!
Mercer: LANNISTER ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AGAIN AS ARES LANDS AWKWARDLY ON HIS RIGHT LEG!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS! Ares is in pain as he favors that leg he may have just tweaked and limps back up to his feet with a 1000-yard stare! Ares limps over to Lannister.. He grabs a hold of him and slowly drags the King of Elite up… LANNISTER SPRINGS UP?! HE DEADLIFTS ARES UP?!! FEUER FREI!!!! ARES BARELY AVOIDS IT AS HE LANDS BEHIND LANNISTER AND NEARLY FALLS OVER ON THAT HURT LEG! LANNISTER TURNS AROUND–JUMPING SUPERKICK CONNECTS!!! LANNISTER IS DOWN AS ARES WRITHES IN PAIN WITH THAT LEG! HE SLOWLY PULLS HIMSELF BACK UP, YELLING AT LANNISTER TO STAY DOWN! HE GRABS BOTH WRISTS OF LANNISTER!! THERE’S A BOOT TO THE FACE OF THE KING OF ELITE! ANOTHER BOOT!! HE’S STOMPING AWAY AT–LANNISTER PULLS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! ARES CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT’S HAPPENING AS LANNISTER JUST OVERPOWERED HIM!! LANNISTER LOOKS LIKE A MONSTER AS HE’S GOT ARES ON THE CANVAS!! ARES IS TRYING TO FIGHT–LANNISTER’S GOT HIM!! JESUS CHRIST–HE’S TRYING TO GOUGE ARES’ EYES!!! ARES IS SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN AS LANNISTER PRESSES HIS THUMBS DOWN INTO HIS EYES!!
Kawajai: THE REFEREE PULLS HIM OFF AS ARES WRITHES IN PAIN!! LANNISTER IGNORES THE FURIOUS REFEREE AS HE AND ARES RACE TO THEIR FEET – BOTH MEN IN PAIN!! ARES’ RIGHT EYE IS FILLED WITH BLOOD AS HE STRUGGLES UP!! BOTH MEN ARE UP AS ARES RACES FORWARD WITH ALL HE HAS LEFT IN HIM!! LANNISTER SENDS HIM UP!!! FEUER FREI!!!!! METEORA!!!!!! ARES COMES DOWN ONTO LANNISTER WITH A METEORA OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! ARES ALMOST CAN’T BELIEVE HE PULLED THAT OFF AS HE STRUGGLES TO SEE OUT OF HIS EYES!! HE FEELS AROUND AND GRABS A HOLD OF LANNISTER…. DRAGGING LANNISTER UP… WHAT’S HE… KING’S LANDING!!!! A LOUD, BRUTAL YAKUZA KICK CONNECTS AS ARES HITS HIS FATHER’S FINISHING MANEUVER!!! ARES DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Battle Cry” by contRoVersy plays all throughout the arena as both Ares Vendetta and Lannister lie motionless in the ring)
Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST BY PINFALL….. AND STTTTTIIIIIIILLLLLLL EAW PURE CHAMPION…… ARES VEEEEEEENNNNNNNNDDDDEEEEEETTTTAAAAA!!!!
Kawajai: That was…. I don’t know… I’m genuinely at a loss for words, and that’s after all the things we’ve already witnessed tonight. That was one of the most brutal contests I’ve witnessed and neither man used a weapon – Hell, neither man even got out of the RING! These two just proved how sheer hate can make something as simple as a professional wrestling match a gruesome encounter!
Mercer: Ares managed to overcome the incredible Lannister, but… Well, I’m not sure if he feels like a winner after all of that! He was taken above and beyond his limits tonight!
(Athena Vendetta quickly makes her way down the ramp and slides into the ring to check on a motionless Lannister while the Official places Lannister’s King of Elite Crown down next to him)
Kawajai: Lannister may have come up short tonight, but he put up one HELLACIOUS, and I mean HELLACIOUS battle! He has nothing to be disappointed about after the performance he and Ares just put on! Hold on…
(A nearly blinded and limping Ares Vendetta slowly rises to his feet, staring at Athena and the still down Lannister as the Referee hands him his Crown and his Pure Championship)
Kawajai: Oh no… I don’t like the looks of this…
(Ares begins limping his way towards Athena and Lannister as Athena looks on, and prepares herself)
Mercer: I think it’s time for the TRUE King to deliver justice!
Kawajai: ARES REACHES DOWN! Hold on… He just grabbed Lannister’s King of Elite Crown! He’s walking off with it!
Mercer: Well he’s the true King, Kawa! It’s only right!
Kawajai: Athena looks none too pleased, but she’s more concerned with Lannister’s well-being as she continues to check on him while an emotionless Ares Vendetta limps away and slowly exits the ring… Ares won this battle, and perhaps even this war, but I don’t think he’ll need any tattoo to remember Lannister after tonight after what he just went though.
Mercer: Duh, Kawa, he’ll always remember him by the King of Elite Crown he’s taking as a trophy! Tonight, two Kings walked in, and only one is walking out, and his name is Ares Vendetta!
( Territorial Invasion 7 teaser plays, featuring the song “I’d Love To Change the World” – Jetta )
( Camera pans to the back, where Devan Dubian is seen isolated in his locker-room… mentally preparing for what tonight’s opportunity can potentially bring him. )
( The camera then pans to a focused Brian Daniels, who is eagerly doing push-ups… )
( The camera pans one last time… at Starr Stan staring down his Answers World Championship. He has headphones in, as the camera then zooms out – showcasing all three contenders in their preparation… before finally fading back out to the stadium. )
( The lights in the stadium beam down – with the surveillance beckoning on the entrance ramp and Pain For Pride ring, where multiple ladders are shown surrounding it. )
( The camera pans to the ring announcer. )
RA: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE ANNUAL CASH IN THE VAULT LADDER MATCH!!!
( Camera pans to the briefcase, which is hanging from the platform, above the ring. )
Ryder: Dawg – it’s THAT time! Cash in the Vault is HERE. And let me tell you broskis, that I’ve NEVER been more excited for a ladder match than this one right here. The historical importance of this match CANNOT be overstated, for it has led to championship gold EVERY single time!
( Matt Ryder hesitates, looking to his left and seeing Eddie Mack. )
Ryder: Let me re-phrase… it has led to championship gold EVERY single time the person winning it was capable!
Stew-O: Personal jabs aside, Matt Ryder is not wrong, folks. Just tow down the line – WWEFAN at PFP1, the legendary Extreme Enigma at PFP2, Hurricane Hawk at PFP3… That’s THREE Hall of Famers just RIGHT there. And their legacy practically STARTED when they won the Cash in the Vault briefcase.
Mercer: And don’t forget about SuperiorQuality winning the briefcase at Pain For Pride 4… if he was in EAW for his entire career, he’d be a shoe-in for the Hall of Fame in his own right!
Ryder: WOW – WHAT A LIST! THIS IS GETTING ME EXCITED. WHO WON THE CASH IN THE VAULT AT PAIN FOR PRIDE FIVE? THEY SURELY HAD USED THAT WIN TO BECOME AN EAW LEGEND TOO, RIGHT?
Stew: …No, that was Eddie Mack.
Ryder: Oh. Makes sense.
Ryder: BUT HOW ABOUT PAIN FOR PRIDE 6 DAWG?! ZACK CRASH WINNING THE CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE, AND GIVING JAYWALKER HIS FIRST LOSS IN OVER A YEAR BY SUCCESSFULLY CASHING IT IN LATER THAT NIGHT? Our Chairman is HOF-bound, some day.
Kawajai: He definitely is, but don’t forget about just our latest Mr. CITV – Xavier Williams has made quite a name for himself since then. He is ALREADY a 2-time world champion in this company, and a case could be argued for him being the FACE of EAW as it stands. So looking at the history of this match – a Cash in the Vault briefcase can be ABSOLUTELY pivotal to being a stepping stone into EAW stardom. So let’s see who EAW’s NEXT burning light will be!
( Camera pans to the glorious entrance stage, as the moments deafen with silence until… )
(“Takeover” by Low IQ 001 plays in the stadium as a brief video is shown on the Titantron with pictures of Carlos at various points in his wrestling career. Starting off as a young wrestler on the independent scene, a picture with him and his first championship in TWL, then another with him, Donovan T and American Dragon in CWF)
(Another as the CWF World Heavyweight Champion and then another celebrating with Kevin Devastation, Dark Emperor and others as part of The Wrestling Empire.)
(Another marking his time in Legion, Meeting up with Mao and winning a World Cruiswerweight Championship)
(Another with him and Mao and GI Styles holding the EAW Unified Championships)
(And finally with him standing alone as a Double Champion with the Interwire and Unified Tag Team Championships)
(As the music picks up, he finally makes his way to the ring accompanied to the stage by Mao, wearing black gloves, trunks and ring boots. After a smile and nod, she leaves as he makes his way down the ramp alone.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first… from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, weighing in at 211 Pounds….CARRRRLOOOOOOOOS ROOOOOSSSOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And here comes the crashing course himself, Carlos Rosso. He’s made quite a name for himself in other circuits throughout his entire career – and now he hopes to do the same with EAW. He means to make EAW his stomping ground, and from what I’ve seen from him the past few months, who in the world is there to stop him from that? He even turned long-time friend GI Styles, into an enemy. That just goes to show me that here tonight he’s willing to do ANYTHING, and I mean ANYTHING – to get what he wants… and looking at him now, no doubt he wants that Cash in the Vault briefcase.
(As he finally make his way to the end of the entrance ramp, Carlos checks over some of the ladders at ringside before finally entering the ring, looking up at the Cash in the Vault briefcase for a moment before positioning himself in an corner and waiting for the other competitors to arrive.)
( Clown – Welcome Home Remix echoes throughout the stadium bowl – as Eclipse Diemos walks out through the curtain with… a chainsaw in his hands, wearing a white, bloodied apron as a mask that looks like it was made out of LEATHER FACE, covers his own. The titantron behind him shows various images of gore and blood, with a Chainsaw ringing on his way down the entrance ramp. )
RA: And introducing… from Prescott Hills Sanatarium, Arizona… weighing in at 236 pounds… he is the “BLEEDING SMILE”… “LEATHER FACE”… ECLIPSE DIEMOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Mack: …We may not see a more disturbing entrance, ever. But nonetheless, Eclipse Diemos is the shocking pick to be here tonight, and he’s definitely the underdog in this match-up. He’s taken the EAW world by storm, for those that have crossed his path, aren’t here to tell us the living tale. Not even Damien Murrow, the long-time Showdown General Manager. This guy is sick and demented, and I can’t believe they let him in a match like this where chaos is the only the order.
( The lights in the stadium go pitch black, as the cameras pan to an overhead shot of the Stadium – as an audible sound is heard in the background, which is seemingly an engine revving up. The camera pans to a shot just outside of Wembley Stadium – with a Black Yahama R1 Motorcycle is shown isolated.
The man riding it is dressed in fully black clothing, from the jackets, pants, shoes, and helmet. He gives it a few more revs before the bike screams towards Wembley Stadium itself, as the camera pans back to the stadium and entrance stage itself – with the bike eventually entering through the Pain For Pride stage.
The motorcyclist performs two quick burnouts, and as the smoke settles – the biker parks his bike to the side as “Minerva by Deftones plays throughout. The biker removes his helmet… revealing… Zach Genesis! )
RA: And introducing… from Dallas, Texas… weighing in at 210 pounds… he is the REIGNING INTERWIRE CHAMPION… “EAW’s Lone Ranger”… ZACH GENESISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Ryder: WOW – WHAT AN ENTRANCE BY MY BOY ZACH! Just goes to show, he’s ALL for the spotlight and that he THRIVES in it. No doubt this man is ready for the NEXT step in his EAW development – and it might just be the Cash in the Vault that escalates him upward. He’s been carrying that Interwire championship for what seems like eternity – and I for one think he has as good a shot as anyone. Go get him!
( In Flames – “With Eyes Wide Open” audio vibes blast through the Wembley Stadium speakers, as Jamie O’Hara makes his grand entrance with the crowd jumping to their feet. O’Hara walks down the entrance ramp, as the crowd looks in awe of his padded, Mad Max jacket, and the steel faced mask covering his face. Two chains drag behind him, as he walks completely down the entrance ramp and looking at what hangs above, the CITV Briefcase. )
RA: And introducing… From Sydney, Australia… weighing in at 215 pounds… THE SELF-PROCLAIMED “TOMORROW’S LEGEND”… JAMIE O’HARAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Kawajai: A fan favorite of many – but it isn’t just his following that is impressive about Jamie O’Hara. He might be the most prolific young name of this generation, as no feat is improbable for him to climb. Last week he ended Pizza Boy’s undefeated streak – and here tonight he looks to take home the Cash in the Vault briefcase. One way or the other, I highly anticipate for Jamie O’Hara to make a name for himself… and he might just do it with a victory here tonight!
( “The Wreckoning” by Nonpoint plays throughout the surround sound – as a series of armored, long bearded men storm down the entrance ramp, filling the entire ramp on its sides, as they form a line and turning to each other. The camera pans back to the top of the stage, where Scott Oasis has arrived, in full-plated Viking armor. He walks down the ramp, and the men he passes follow-up with raising their swords and shields screaming at the top of their lungs. )
RA: And introducing… From Baltimore, Maryland… weighing in at 260 pounds… “THE ICE MAN”… SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT OASISSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryder: This guy is absolutely the most massive out of any of the competitors here tonight – I just have to wonder if that translates to a good or bad thing. This match definitely isn’t for the faint of heart – but it also pays to be elusive and quick. Nonetheless, Oasis has proven to be one of EAW’s brightest young names – and it’s up to him to take that big next step. Will it be here tonight, that he does it?
( Peal Jam – “Do the Evolution” plays as Christopher Corrupt is handed a parade of boo’s from the crowd, as he walks down the entrance ramp revealing a new custom-made T-Shirt “2C15”, as his entire outfit is in the color red, including the tights, elbow pads, boots, and even the tape on his hands. )
RA: And introducing… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 210 pounds… “The Evolution of Wrestling”… CHRISTOPHER CORRUPT!!!!!
Stew-O: Christopher Corrupt always seems to find himself in the middle of every problem, probably even being the source of it most of the time. So it comes to no surprise to me, that he has found himself in the chaos of everything, the Cash in the Vault ladder match. He strives under these conditions, and the timing might just be right… as he looks to complete the evolution into stardom.
( The camera pans to the entrance stage, focusing on it as the lights begin to bleed red and blue, meshing with one another as the crowd silences at the sound of…
“And who are you…”
“The proud lord said…”
“That I must bow so low… ”
( The intro drones off, as the lights dim. A 5 second delay commences, as pyro goes off horizontally making the Russian flag with white, blue and red smoke trails respectively. The lights come back on to the tune of Ramin Djawadi’s “Game of Thrones” played by the Saint Petersburg Philharmonic Orchestra. It is then, that Aren is seen at the top of the ramp standing, as the camera pans around him, his body painted in the colors of the Russian flag vertically with a dripping technique. White fades into blue, and blue fades into the red, creating the Russian presidential crest painted over his heart. )
( He walks normally down the ramp as the orchestra plays the theme over and over. As he reaches the apron he climbs up to the turnbuckle and puts one foot at the top and the other on the middle rope. He looks around his surroundings and as the orchestra plays the climax of the theme, Aren looks up and spreads out his arms, as another set of pyro goes off surrounding the outer ring with sparks. The sparks stop after a 5 second run, and Aren looks forward again, and jumps in the ring. )
RA: And introducing… REPRESENTING RAGNAROK, From Saint Petersburg, Russia… weighing in at 220 pounds… THE HEART AND SOUL OF RUSSIA… AREN MSTISLAV!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Now that’s WHAT I call a GRAND entrance. Aren has come to London, locked and loaded, and with the ammunition he is packing, he might just very well walk out of here with the Cash in the Vault briefcase! He is a former National Extreme champion – and tonight he looks to add to his list of accolades. His partner in his crime won the 24/7 Contract just a fortnight ago… can he replicate the RAGNAROK success? And complete a RAGNAROK trifecta of holding the King of Elite, 24/7, and Cash in the Vault all under one power?
( “That’s Amore” by Dean Martin as the crowd jumps to their feet at the very sight of Barney Bailey – where Pizza Boy is no where to be found just as of yet. Bailey has a microphone in hand, as the crowd eagerly awaits what he has to say… )
Barney Bailey: Before we get this match started and underway, I just wanted to tell a quick story.
When we arrived here in London, a hack working for Pizza Hut wanted to take advantage of the STARDOM that Pizza Boy represents, and wanted to make a marketing profit out of him, offering us a very large sum of money to promote Pizza Hut. But considering the admirable person that Pizza Boy is, we absolutely REFUSED this offer, for no man should make a third-party profit out of his brand. The clean-cut Pizza Boy is a breath of fresh air for the world of EAW, a man all young children should abdicate towards… But no matter how fresh the Pizza Boy is…
HE IS NOT AS FRESH AS HOT DOG STUFFED-CRUST PIZZA COMING OUT OF THE OVEN AT YOUR LOCAL PIZZA HUT AT A LOW PRICE OF JUST $11.99! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… I BRING TO YOU… FROM NEW YORK, NEW YORK… THE PIZZA HUT BOY!
( Pizza “Hut” Boy embraces the crowd, finally showing his mere presence as he has on a Pizza Hut Hat that is red and shaped like the hut top in the logo. His T-Shirt says “Special Delivery” as he has… 4 boxes of Pizza in his hands. And of course, on his own custom-made Pizza Hut Delivery Bicycle )
Kawajai: Well… so much for not being bought.
Barney Bailey: For as delicious as this looks, Pizza does not come for free. SO PEOPLE OF LONDON, GET YOUR $20 BILLS OUT… FOR WE HAVE SOME PIZZA TO SELL!
( Pizza Boy takes Bailey to the side, as Bailey gives off a big sigh.. )
Barney: Ugh. Foreigners. GET YOUR POUNDS READY. WE HAVE SOME PIZZA TO SELL! 13 pounds per pizza! Delivery charge factored into the total! Get your cheesy Pizza Hut Pizza here!
( Pizza Boy sells the first three pizza off fairly quickly, stashing the currency into his left pocket each and every time. The last pizza, Pizza “Hut” Boy keeps for himself… as he walks down the entrance ramp with it, leaving the bicycle behind. He gets in the ring, stares down all seven of his competitors. )
Mercer: All EIGHT men are in the ring… things are getting CHIRPY. All hell is about to break loose… the dam is about to break, we can all feel it now. Fingers are being pointed at the briefcase, bodies are being shoved around – But wait, Pizza “Hut” Boy gets in the middle of everything… and is offering everyone a slice of pizza?
Ryder: Who let this clown in this match, dawg?
Kawajai: IT WAS A PLOY! PIZZA BOY OPENS THE BOX, AND GRABS A SLICE AND SMASHES IT RIGHT AGAINST JAMIE O’HARA’S FACE! WE’RE OFF, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! AS ALL EIGHT MEN FIND A DANCE PARTNER, AND THEY’RE ALL BRAWLING AWAY!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stew-O: I can’t believe we just started a Cash in the Vault ladder match with a food fight, but that’s the mess Pizza Boy just created. No matter though, as he and O’Hara are exchanging blows – likewise with Scott Oasis and Zach Genesis! Looks like everyone is finding a familiar foe, same with CHristopher Corrupt and Aren Mstislav, leaving Carlos and Eclipse Diemos with one another! Jamie O’Hara, pizza sauce and all – has Pizza Boy pinned up against the turnbuckle as he looks to take all levels of frustation out on him! And LOOK at that, there goes Zach Genesis, flying over the top rope as Scott Oasis made quick work of him! But now Scott Oasis turns his attention towards Eclipse Diemos, as he and Carlos double-team him!!! DOUBLE under-hook suplex! BUT CARLOS surprises Scott Oasis immediately after, as he sends a VICIOUS uppercut to the throat, as Oasis rolls out of the ring.
Ryder: But WHAT’S THIS? Carlos turns around – KNOCKED BACK WITH A DAUNTING JUMPING LARIAT FROM CHRISTOPHER CORRUPT! Looks as if Zach Genesis is back into this, and he’s bringing a ladder with him, as he slides it into the ring! But hold up ZACH – AREN MSTISLAV, WITH A SLIDING BASEBALL KICK, AS GENESIS FALLS BACK TOWARDS THE CONCRETE OF THE FLOOR! Jamie and Pizza Boy are STILL going at it though, in the corner – as Pizza Boy is giving O’Hara a series of Fury of Punches! The count is at 7… but O’Hara blocks the EIGHTH – POWERBOMBING HIM RIGHT ONTO THAT LADDER THAT WAS JUST SLID INTO THE RING! Pizza Boy has no time to look in awe though, as Aren grabs him by the hair, and begins to grind his face against the ring ropes! Talk about Russian Treatment!
Kawajai: Hold that thought, Ryder – because look at what’s going on outside the ring! Eclipse Diemos just set up a ladder that stretches out from the ring apron to the barricade, and I don’t even want to fathom what is going on inside his head! Eclipse Diemos grabs Scott Oasis though, and these two have history, and SMASHES OASIS’ – NO! OASIS resists, and instead smashes Diemos’ head against the ladder! AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN! The Ice-Man peels back, and lifts Diemos on his shoulders, SPINEBUSTER ONTO THE HORIZONTAL LADDER! MAH GAWD!
Stew-O: But look at what’s going on inside that ring, Carlos Rosso has the ladder on his shoulders, SWINGING AND SWINGING AT ANY ONE WHO DARES BE IN HIS WAY! MSTISLAV GOES DOWN, AS DOES THE PIZZA BOY! WAIT, HERE COMES CHRISTOPHER CORRUPT – TRYING TO HIT CARLOS WITH A SURPRISE ATTACK FROM BEHIND! BUT NO, CARLOS SEES HIM AT THE LAST CONCEIVEABLE SECOND – DASHING HIM WITH A LADDER THRUST INTO THE TEMPLE! Carlos finally puts that damned thing down, but not before he has CLEARED HOUSE! NOW HE’S SETTING UP THE LADDER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, HE’S GOING TO CLIMB FOR IT! BUT WAIT, HERE COMES JAMIE O’HARA BACK INTO THE FOLD… AS HE CLIMBS UP THE OTHER SIDE! THE TWO EXCHANGE BLOWS ON TOP OF THE LADDER, DO I EVEN NEED TO EMPHASIZE THE DANGER FACTORED INTO ALL THIS?
Ryder: But here comes Scott Oasis, realizing what is going on around him – as he enters back into the ring, and is looking to tip the damned thing over! HE SHIFTS IT BACK AND FORTH, BACK AND FORTH – AND THERE IT GOES! TUMBLING OVER! But what awareness by BOTH Jamie O’Hara and Carlos Rosso – as they use the ropes for a landing point. Oasis turns around, DUAL CLOTHESLINE FROM THE TWO HE TIPPED OVER! But now they turn their attention onto one another, BUT LOOK OUT! HERE COMES ZACH GENESIS – WITH A SECOND LADDER IN THE RING – BASHING THE BOTH OF THEM WITH IT! BAH GAWD! THAT’S MY BOY! Genesis sets it up now, now that the dust has settled and he’s only standing! But he’s not setting it right up under the briefcase, he’s got something else in mind! He leans it up against the turnbuckle! But before he can do anything else, here comes Aren Mstislav – RUNNING SINGLE LEG HGIH KNEE! GENESIS IS OUT!
Kawajai: And now it is time for Aren to take advantage – as here we go, he begins to set up the second ladder, but this time in the middle of the ring! And he begins his climb! Bah gawd, could this be the crowning moment for the Russian Prince?! NOT SO FAST – As here comes the Pizza Boy storming back – AND BAH GAWD… KICKS THE LADDER RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER AREN – AS AREN LANDS RIGHT ON THE LADDER THAT WAS PINNED AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE. STEEL IS BAD ENOUGH TO COME IN CONTACT WITH, LET ALONE WHEN YOU FACTOR IN MOMENTUM.
Stew-O: And now it is the Pizza Boy looking to capitalize… HERE WE GO – HE’S GRABBING FOR THE BRIEFCASE, AND I BELIEVE HE’S THE FIRST ONE TO GET HIS HANDS ON IT TONIGHT. HE IS TRYING TO UN-LATCH! BUT WAIT, DIEMOS IS BACK IN AND HE TIPS OVER THE LADDER! ?!? BUT PIZZA BOY DID NOT GO DOWN WITH HIM, HE’S HANGING FROM THE RAFTER, ALONG WITH THE BRIEFCASE. MAH GOODNESS, HE’S STILL INCHES AWAY FROM SECURING THIS ONE. Diemos is clawing at him, but JUST LIKE THAT – PIZZA BOY KICKS HIM AWAY! A SHOT RIGHT TO THE TEMPLE! BUT NOW PIZZA BOY IS SWAYING LEFT AND RIGHT, CAN’T CONCRETE – BUT HE’S STILL UNLATCHING… AND YES – CORRUPT WITH THE SAVE!
Ryder: HOLD ON, THERE STEW! PIZZA BOY ISN’T DONE JUST YET. HE FELL RIGHT ON THAT OTHER LADDER IN THE RING, BUT LANDED ON IT WITH HIS FEET, CHRISTOPHER CORRUPT HAS YET TO REALIZE IT! JUMPING ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM PIZZA BOY!!! NO – CORRUPT DODGED IT, PIZZA BOY TURNS AROUND… SHINING WIZARD FROM CC! BAH GAWD, THE CARNAGE! BUT HERE COMES OASIS STORMING BACK INTO THIS – CATCHING CHRISTOPHER CORRUPT BY SURPRISE… But Corrupt has none of that, he slithers from Oasis’ grasp and BAH GAWD – Another swift kick, as Oasis’ momentum takes him to the ladder… but what is Corrupt doing here? He grabs Oasis and puts him in the tree of woe position… UH OH! BASEMENT DROPKICK!
Kawajai: What an impressive tactic by Corrupt… but look what’s going on outside with Genesis and O’Hara! Genesis is giving O’Hara anything BUT mercy right now, as O’Hara is pinned against the baracade, with Genesis choking him out with his foot! Genesis had enough that, however – and picks O’Hara up from the ground… throws him on his shoulders, BAH GAWD – FISHERMAN SUPLEX ONTO JAMIE O’HARA, AS O’HARA’S SPINE MEETS WITH THE STEEL LADDER, THAT IS STILL HORIZONTALLY SET-UP OUTSIDE OUR RING! Now what in the world is Genesis planning to do here?! He climbs up to the apron after promptly setting Jamie’s body on the ladder laying down… THIS ISN’T GOOD! NONE TOO GOOD AT ALL! GENESIS CLIMBS EVEN FURTHER, BAH GAWD! TO THE TOP ROPE. HIS SIGHTS ARE STILL SET ON JAMIE O…
Ryder: THE IRVING’S INCISOR! THE IRVING’S INCISOR! BAH GAWD, THAT KNEELING SHARPSHOOTER! THE KNEELING SHARPSHOOTER… DOESN’T CONNECT! NO! NO! JAMIE ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY! AND NOW GENESIS IS VULNERABLE! JAMIE SUPERKICKS GENESIS RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!!! Jamie isn’t even done, this isn’t spelling good news for the Texan! Jamie now places Genesis on that ladder… and looks as if he is stealing a page out of Zach Genesis’ book now! As he CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE, BAH GAWD! AND HE LEAPS OFF, NO NO NO!
Stew-O: BUT BAH GAWD!!!! CARLOS INTERCEPTS JAMIE O’HARA – KITCHEN SINK TO THE GUT IN MID-AIR! BAH GAWD, WHAT WAS THAT FOR? BUT NOW CARLOS LIFTS O’HARA’S LIFELESS BODY UP ON HIS SHOULDERS, TWISTS HIS BODY TOWARDS GENEIS, OH MY THE DEVASTATION! THE RED SPIKE CRADLE PILEDRIVER, AS GENESIS AND O’HARA ALIKE CRASH THROUGH THAT DAMNED LADDER! CARLOS ISN’T… FUCKING AROUND. PARDON MY LANGUAGE! BUT LOOK OUT, CHRISTOPHER CORRUPT HAS BEEN WAITING IN THE STRANDS OF GLASS FOR AWHILE NOW, AS HE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES AND HEADING CARLOS’ WAY!
Kawajai: BUT CARLOS IS QUICK TO REACT… BAH GAWD, HE CATCHES CHRISTOPHER CORRUPT, AND SENDS HIM TO THE UNFORGIVING CONCRETE WITH A RUNNING POWERSLAM! CARLOS IS ON FIRE!!! All of Scott Oasis, Jamie O’Hara, Zach Genesis, and Christopher Corrupt are down and out… As Carlos and Aren Mstislav stare one another down. Aren is inviting him into the ring! And Carlos doesn’t take long to accept the invitation as the two exchange blows in the center of the ring! Neither man giving ANYTHING HERE – But Carlos over-powers Aren, slotting him onto his shoulders, but Aren smartly grabs the ropes, and uses the leverage to kick Carlos in the skull with his foot! He slithers off – and Carlos comes right back at him – but enough time for Aren to drop down a SIDEWALK SLAM! Carlos is down, but not for long – he gets back into it BUT NOW AREN HAS A LADDER IN HAND AND ABSOLUTELY BUSTS CARLOS WITH IT! MAH GAWD – WE MAY HAVE SOME BLOOD. YOU COULD HEAR THAT FROM THE GRANDSTANDS, FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING.
Ryder: AND AREN DROPS THE LADDER DOWN, HOOKS CARLOS UNDER HIS ARMS… MAH GAWD, THE GLITCH IN THE SYSTEM LIFTING DDT ONTO THE LADDER! I DIDN’T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. MAH GOODNESS, MEN ARE BENDING TO THE WILL OF OBJECTS THEIR BODIES SHOULD NEVER HAVE TO BE PUT THROUGH. AREN MIGHT HAVE THIS ALL WRAPPED UP… NOBODY IS TO BE FOUND! AREN THIS IS YOUR CHANCE, BOY. COME ON. HE SETS THE LADDER UP IN THE MIDDLE, AND BEGINS THE CLIMB! HE’S REACHING FOR THE BRIEFCASE, BUT NOT THERE JUST QUITE!!! HE IS SCRATCHING AND CLAWING FOR IT, BUT TO NO AVAIL! WAIT, WAIT – HERE COMES SCOTT! HE’S BACK IN THIS – AND HE COMES STORMING UP THE OTHER SIDE, RELEASING A FURY OF PUNCHES! MAH GAWD – THE FIRST PUNCH BLINDSIDED AREN, HE ALMOST FELL OFF! AND NOW SCOTT OASIS IS PINNING HIS HEAD AGAINST THE TOP OF THE LADDER, AS HE REACHES FOR THE BRIEFCASE HIMSELF! BUT AREN IS RESISTING, SENDING A FURY OF BODY BLOWS… AND NOW BOTH ARE ON EVEN-KEEL AGAIN.
Stew-O: A SERIES OF PUNCHES GOING EACH OTHER’S WAY… BUT WAIT, NOW SCOTT OASIS IS TRYING TO LIFT AREN UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! THIS DOESN’T LOOK PROMISING FOR EITHER… MAH GAWD – BUT WAIT NO!!! AREN SUCKERED HIM IN, PLAYING POSSUM! BACK-BODY DROP FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER AS OASIS GOES CRASHING TO THE FLOOR! BAH GAWD, THAT MAN MAY NEED SOME MEDICAL ATTENTION FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE! NOW NOBODY IS IN AREN’S WAY, THIS IS IT! THIS IS IT! AREN HAS THE BRIEFCASE IN HAND….
Kawajai: AND THAT’S ALL THE FURTHER HE’LL GET IT – FOR THE PIZZA BOY HAS MADE HIS REMARKABLE RETURN INTO ALL OF THIS. AND PIZZA BOY DOESN’T WASTE TIME… HE GETS RIGHT AFTER THE RUSSIAN PRINCE, CLIMBING UP BEHIND HIM ON THE LADDER, AND HE’S LOOKING TO POWERBOMB HIM OFF! AREN IS TRYING WITH ALL HIS MIGHT TO RESIST, BUT PIZZA BOY HAS THE LEVERAGE! AREN DROPS FROM THE LADDER! BUT HE DOES SO AT WILL, BAH GAWD – HE LANDS ON HIS FEET, THE PIZZA BOY TURNS AROUND… THE RUSSIAN REGIME REVERSE STO! BAH GAWD, NOBODY, AND I MEAN NOBODY IS GETTING THE BETTER OF AREN MSTISLAV! HE CLIMBS ONCE MORE, AND THIS MIGHT BE THE LAST TIME HE HAS TO DO SO! HE HAS THE BRIEFCASE WITHIN GRASP… AND Genesis is just NOW slithering his way into the bring, in pain… IS HE TOO LATE?
Ryder: HE MIGHT BE, As Aren is trying to unlatch it now! BUT GENESIS IS CLAWING HIS WAY UP THE LADDER… IS IT ENOUGH? IS IT ENOUGH? WELL, HE’S ENOUGH OF A DISTRACTION AT LEAST, AS AREN WAITS FOR GENESIS TO GET TO THE TOP, NOT WANTING TO BE BLINDSIDED ONCE MORE. AND NOW THESE TWO ARE FIGHTING IT OVER AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER.
Stew-O: Uh guys, I haven’t heard Diemos’ name in AWHILE and NOW WE KNOW WHY… MY GOODNESS, He’s kept his eyes off the Briefcase for awhile… HE JUST LIT A TABLE ON FIRE OUT HERE WITH IGNITION FLUID. MAH GAWD, WHAT DOES HE HAVE PLANNED HERE? HE’S JUST SITTING IN AWE, AS GENESIS AND AREN FIGHT FOR THE BRIEFCASE.. BUT HE’S FINALLY COMING TO HIS SENSES, AS HE ENTERS THE RING! GENESIS AND AREN CONTINUE TO TRADE PUNCHES, BUT WAIT, IT LOOKS AS IF DIEMOS IS GRABBING HIS OWN LADDER, AND PLACING IT BESIDE AREN’S AND GENESIS’! HE CLIMBS IT, AND I’M NOT SURE IF THE TWO REALIZE IT YET, BUT DIEMOS MIGHT JUST STEAL THIS ONE! MAH GAWD – HE’S REACHING FOR THE BRIEFCASE! HE HAS IT WITHIN HIS HANDS, JUST NOT GENESIS AND AREN SEE WHAT’S GOING ON! THEY USE THEIR FORCE TOGETHER… TRYING TO UNSETTLE DIEMOS’ LADDER! Aren hops to DIEMOS LADDER NOW, AND EXCHANGES PUNCHES WITH HIM! And now look – Genesis trying to capture both by surprise – HE GRABS FOR THE CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE! BUT THERE GOES DIEMOS AFTER A SWIFT KICK FROM AREN, HE GOES CRASHING TO THE FLOOR!
Ryder: There goes Diemos, but his table is still on fire out here! But now there are TWO ladders propped up in the center of the ring, with two men both trying to grasp for the briefcase. But Genesis is now on the wrong ladder, as his has been pushed away from the center! GENESIS AND BOTH AREN REALIZE THIS – AS GENESIS TRIES TO HOP TO AREN’S BUT NOOOO! NOOO, AREN WAS WAITING FOR HIM! BAH GAWDDDDDDDDDD!!!! THE PUSH-UP VERY EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!! HE JUMPED RIGHT INTO IT. AND GENESIS LANDS TO THE OUTSIDE, THROUGH THAT BURNING TABLE! WHAT IN THE HELL! SOMEONE HELP HIM! THE CATASTROPHE!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
( Replay shows of Genesis being set-up for the very European Uppercut on top of the ladder, and Genesis crashing to the outside and through the flaming table set-up by Eclipse Diemos. )
Stew-O: Even Aren Mstislav needs a break after that! He’s just looking in awe of the carnage! He’s resting up on the top of that ladder, as medical attention rushes down the ramp and are trying to work on Zach Genesis! But Aren has a job to finish! And the ladder is secure, bodies are laid out – THE RUSSIAN PRINCE’S CROWNING MOMENT… AREN MSTISLAV… IS ABOUT TO BE — WAIT NOT SO FAST!!! HERE COMES CHRISTOPHER CORRUPT, HE BLINDLY CLIMBS UP THE LADDER, AND HE SETS AREN UP FOR A STANDING POWERBOMB AND BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD, THERE GOES AREN… THERE GOES CORRUPT. WE’RE BACK TO SQUARE ONE FOLKS, BODIES EVERYWHERE, ANYBODY’S BALL GAME… NOBODY IS MOVING AN INCH!
Kawajai: Nobody but Scott Oasis! He’s been waiting it out it seems, as he slides back into the ring, grimacing, but still walking! He re-angles the ladder before climbing, but he makes the climb! THERE’S NOBODY AROUND – AND I MEAN NOBODY. THE STARS HAVE ALIGNED FOR THIS YOUNG — WAIT, WAIT LOOK OUT! HERE COMES JAMIE O’HARA – HE’S SPRINGBOARDED HIMSELF BACK INTO THE RING, AS HE JUMPS TO HALFWAY UP THE LADDER, BAH GAWD! SCOTT OASIS AND HE ARE GOING AT IT FROM THE TOP, BUT OASIS IS GETTING BETTER OF HIM IN THIS WAR OF FISTS. AND JUST LIKE THAT… JAMIE O’HARA IS PUSHED OFF THE LADDER! BUT RIGHT INTO THE ARMS OF CARLOS ROSSO – WHO SENDS HIM DOWN WITH A GUTBUSTER! But Diemos is back in this too, it seems! As Eclipse Diemos climbs up the other side! BUT OASIS ISN’T PAYING HIM MUCH MIND, AS HE’S REACHING FOR THE BRIEFCASE! AND DIEMOS GRABS AT IT WITH HIM, INSTEAD OF GRABBING OASIS! THIS IS SPELLING BAD NEWS!
Stew-O: BUT CARLOS IS RIGHT THERE – AND HE TIPS THE LADDER OVER! NO NO NO NO! DIEMOS FALLS TO THE CANVAS HARD, AND ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE – BUT WAIT, OASIS LANDS ON HIS FEET! HE TURNS ROSSO AROUND, THE SEEK AND DESTROY PSYCHO DRIVER!!! BUT NO – CARLOS WRAPS OUT OF IT, TURNS SCOTT OASIS AROUND AND WHIPLASHES HIM INTO THE LADDER THAT FELL AGAINST THE ROPES! OASIS BODY REBOUNDS OFF OF IT — RIGHT INTO CARLOS’ ARMS! BAH GAWD – THE ANGEL’S WING! IT HITS! BUT CARLOS ISN’T DONE – HE PICKS OASIS UP… THE RED SPIKE CRADLE PILEDRIVER, RIGHT INTO THE LADDER’S UNFORGIVING STEEL! OASIS MIGHT BE DONE, IN THIS ONE!
Kawajai: That might go for everyone, admittedly, Stew! Carlos is all alone – that briefcase is his to win as it stands! Nobody is in his way, and I mean NOBODY! He re-positions the ladder that is still standing, and he makes the climb! Carlos is grabbing for the BRIEFCASE! THIS IS IT, FOLKS! THIS IS IT! BUT WAIT, MAYBE I SPOKE TOO SOON – BECAUSE HERE COMES CHRISTOPHER CORRUPT – HE CLIMBS UNDERNEATH CARLOS AND BEGINS TO CLUB HIM IN THE BACK! AND NOW HE CLIMBS OVER TOP OF HIM – AND HE’S GRABBING FOR THE BRIEFCASE! MAH GAWD – HE’S GOT IT IN HIS HANDS! BUT OH NO – NO NO NO… CARLOS IS STANDING UP RIGHT – MAKING CORRUPT GO EVEN FURHTER IN THE AIR! MAH GAWD, ALL CARLOS HAS TO DO IS DROP AND CORRUPT IS DONE FOR!
Ryder: BUT SO WOULD CARLOS’ MORE THAN LIKELY! BUT CORRUPT IS INCHES AWAY FROM THE BRIEFCASE… THIS ISN’T LOOKING GOOD – BUT WAIT! WAIT, CHRISTOPHER CORRUPT DROPS HIMSELF BEHIND CARLOS – MAH GAWD, HE’S TRYING TO GO FOR THE INVERTED IMPLANT DDT OFF THE LADDER! BUT CARLOS IS STILL GRABBING FOR THE TOP OF THE LADDER – THIS ISN’T GOING TO WORK, GENTLEMEN!
Stew-O: NO IT’S NOT – BECAUSE HERE COMES THE PIZZA BOY! AS HE KICKS CARLOS’ FEET OUT FROM UNDER HIM, AND HE FALLS TO THE CANVAS – BUT CHRISTOPHER CORRUPT CONTINUES TO HANG FROM THE LADDER! BUT HERE COMES THE PIZZA BOY! MAH GAWD, HE CLIMBS UP THE SAME SIDE OF CORRUPT, BLINDSIDING HIM… MAH GOODNESS, THE BULLDOG!!!! HE TOOK BOTH HIMSELF AND CORRUPT OUT!!! THAT’S MADNESS, IF I HAD EVER SEEN IT!
Kawajai: BUT LOOK WHO IS PROPPING UP! AREN MSTISLAV! HE’S SURROUNDED BY NOBODY… AND HE CLIMBS THE LADDER! BUT O’HARA CLIMBS THE OTHER SIDE… BOTH ARE ACHING, TROUBLING THEMSELVE S TO CLIMB, ONLY TO FIND THE OTHER ON THE OTHERSIDE! AND A RIGHT HAND FROM O’HARA! A RIGHT FROM AREN! ANOTHER RIGHT FROM O’HARA… AND ANOTHER FROM AREN! AND BAH GAWD – THAT SENT JAMIE CRASHING TO THE FLOOR!
Ryder: BAH GAWD, RAGNAROK IS GOING TO CAPTURE THE CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE, TO GO ALONG WITH THE KING OF ELITE AND 24/7 CONTRACT. AREN HAS TAKEN OUT ALL THE OTHER FOES. ECLIPSE DIEMOS IS OUT. SCOTT OASIS IS OUT. GENESIS IS GONE. THE PIZZA BOY AND CHRISTOPHER CORRUPT TOOK OUT EACH OTHER. JAMIE O’HARA HAS BEEN DEALT WITH. CARLOS IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. MY GOODNESS, THE RUSSIAN PRINCE… THIS IS IT! THIS IS IT!
Stew-O: NO! NO IT’S NOT… BECAUSE HERE COMES CARLOS, AS HE STORMS INTO THE RING, CARRYING A KENDO STICK, AND IMMEDIATELY CLUBBING AREN MSTISLAV IN THE BACK WITH IT! TIME AND TIME AGAIN – MSTISLAV IS WEAKENED BY IT! LOOKS AS IF THIS MATCH IS COMING DOWN TO THESE TWO MEN. THE STICK BROKEN IN HALF, CARLOS CLIMBS UP THE OTHERSIDE! BAH GAWD! CARLOS PINS AREN’S FACE AGAINST THE TOP OF THE LADDER, AS HE USES HIS OTHER HAND TO GRAB FOR THE BRIEFCASE! HE HAS HIS HANDS ON IT… BUT AREN IS FIGHTING BACK! AREN IS NOT LETTING UP THAT EASY! HE LOW-BLOWS CARLOS! AND FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH THE RAKE OF THE EYES! HE PUSHES CARLOS – BUT CARLOS IS HANGING ON WITH DEAR LIFE! ONE HAND ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER! CARLOS COMES BACK WITH HIS OWN HEADBUTT! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! MAH GAWD – AGAIN! HE GRABS AREN BY THE CHEEKS AND FORCEFULLY HEADBUTTS HIM, ALMOST TAKING HIM OFF! AREN IS MOTIONLESS, NOT EVEN RESPONDING NOW… CARLOS IS STANDING ON THE TOP STEP NOW, AS HE’S UNLATCHING THE BRIEFCASE… HE’S GOT IT!!!
Kawajai: WAIT HOLD UP – HOLD UP!!! JAMIE O’HARA HE SMACKS CARLOS IN THE BACK WITH A LADDER OF HIS OWN! AND THROWS IT AT HIM EVEN! CARLOS LOSING HIS BALANCE… AREN NOT MOVING… MAH GAWD, JAMIE IS TEETERING THE LADDER WITH ALL HIS MIGHT… AND YES, YES… HE TIPS IT OVER! ALL CARLOS CAN DO IS FALL, AND BAH GAWD, HE GOES CRASHING DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE! HE’S OUT! JAMIE HAS NO OTHER CHALLENGERS STOPPING HIM NOW… MAKE THE CLIMB YOUNG MAN! MAKE THAT CLIMB! BECOME TOMORROW’S LEGEND LIKE YOU SAID YOU WOULD BE!
Ryder: HE SETS THE LADDER UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING… NOT A SOUL MOVING! HE GETS TO THE TOP, SURVEYS THE SCENE… AND METHODICALLY UNLATCHES THE BRIEFCASE FROM THE RAFTERS! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A NEW MR. CASH IN THE VAULT!!! YES, HE HAS IT! MAH GAWD, HE HAS IT!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( In Flames – “With Eyes Wide Open” echoes throughout the stadium, as the crowd jumps to their feet in cheers, as Jamie O’Hara absolutely unloads his emotions on the top of that ladder, banging his fists against the briefcase. )
RA: And the winner of this match… and the NEWWWWW MR. CASH IN THE VAULT… JAMIEEEEEEEEEE O’HARAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
( Jamie O’Hara finally steps down from the ladder, as his music continues to surround the stadium, as the emotion has yet to unwaver. The camera pans to the carnage around the ring, with various competitiors hanging their heads in disappointment. )
Kawajai: He did it! Jamie O’Hara lived up to the name he made for himself! “Tomorrow’s Legend” – I reckon that he’s a legend for today. He has continuously lived up to the hype, and all we can say now… CONGRATULATIONS JAMIE O’HARA! YOU’VE DESERVED THIS ONE! WHAT A MATCH FROM ALL of the competitiors here tonight! There were times where it looked as if Carlos had this in the bag, same goes for Aren Mstislav. Even Scott Oasis or Pizza Boy looked to have this locked down. What a star-studded line-up, but only one man can walk out with the briefcase… and his name is… JAMIE O’HARA!!!
( The camera pans to Jamie O’Hara limping up the entrance ramp, embracing the fans, as he continues to celebrate before the camera fades elsewhere. )
( Mid-Summer Massacre ad featuring the song “The Phoenix” by Fall Out Boy )
( Voice-Over: The EAW World Tour is OVER… But STARTING NEXT WEEK, WHEN BATTLEGROUND HOSTS THE EAW DRAFT… WE RETURN TO THE UNITED STATES! )
( Camera pans to the backstage area, where Pierre McGuire is seen standing by… with a giddy… MR. CASH IN THE VAULT, JAMIE O’HARA! )
( Jamie O’Hara can’t keep the smile off his face, as he appears into the screen. )
Pierre: Well Jamie… I’ll keep this short and simple. HOW DOES IT FEEL?
Jamie (Breathless) : I… I can’t even put it into words, Pierre. This feeling is just ultimately surreal. My mind is racing in twenty different directions… just happy to have this briefcase in my possession.
Pierre: I’ll cut to the chase here, too: Have any plans on when to use that briefcase?
Jamie (Laughing): Heh, that’s not even on my mind right now, Pierre… Today is a great day. I’m just trying to live in the moment, live for today…
(The camera cuts back to the ring as the ring announcer stands by ready.)
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen this next match is scheduled for one fall…. AND IT IS A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE HALL OF FAME CHAAAMMPPIIOONNSSHIPPPP!!!!!!!
(“Fear” – Lecrae as the camera cuts to the top of the stadium as we see the Heart Break Boy standing on it’s wearing a white and gold tights and a pure white jacket. HBB leaps off the stadium roof and rapples his way down to the ring over the thousands of fans in attendance. HBB unhooks himself as gold and white pyro shoots from the stage.)
Kawajai: HBB descending from heavens here tonight at Pain for Pride! This man came so close to winning the Hall of Fame Championship at this event last year against Jaywalker; can he do what he couldn’t against both Dark Demon and the Champion, Cameron Ella Ava?
( Heart Break Boy enters the ring and engages with his fans as he throws pieces of his attire into the audience. )
( “Reminder” by Jay-Z hits soon after HBB finishes his entrance. )
( Dark Demon comes out to the stage wearing a robe such as prize fighters wear, and he turns his back to the camera showing the words “UNFUCKWITHABLE” down his back. Demon points to the sky as flames shoot up from the stage on each side of him and pyro blasts into the sky from the top of the arena. From there he turns around and rips his robe off revealing his ring gear underneath, and makes his way to the ring )
Kawajai: Now here comes a man who I’ve personally faced myself, and if anything that he’s said about his training regiment and his focus and his own ability is even remotely true, if Demon is truly as good if not BETTER than what he was in his World Heavyweight Championship reign, then this man is leaving with the Hall of Fame title tonight. You can almost guarantee it!
Mercer: I’ll admit, Demon’s damned good, he may even be the Greatest of All Time… but Cameron Ella Ava’s had his number before and until I see differently, I’ve got no reason to believe anyone BUT the Champion is leaving with the belt!
Kawajai: You’re looking at the longest reigning World Champion in EAW history, a former AWC, King of Elite, main evented numerous Pain for Prides and influenced several of the biggest stars in EAW today. This man’s got so much about him that backs up everything he says about himself.
( Suddenly the entire stage, mini tron, titan tron and arena lights begin to light up with a white light… from there Ancient Greek soldiers ride out in Chariots, and seated in the back of a chariot is Cameron Ella Ava wearing a greek goddess toga with a gold encrusted tiara on her head, and the Hall of Fame Championship over her shoulder. )
( A glorious symphony of horns and trumphets begin to play as Ancient Greek soldiers carry the platform she sits on off of the chariot, and carry her to the ring )
Mercer: AND HERE SHE IS, THE GODDESS HERSELF, CAMERON ELLA AVA WITH A WONDEROUS DISPLAY!
( Cameron is carried down the ramp smiling and waving. Her attire is themed after an ancient greek goddess and she disrobes from her toga revealing her goddess inspired ring gear underneath. Cameron walks up the ring steps and enters the ring, smiling and waving while holding up her Hall of Fame Championship proudly in the air. )
Kawajai: Cameron Ella Ava’s ego and self image has taken a soar! You can just tell by the pompous look about her that she’s so self impressed and doesn’t even consider her opponents a threat!
Mercer: AND JUST HOW CAN YOU ASSUME THAT? HOW DO YOU KNOW CAMERON WON’T FIGHT THIS MATCH WITH EVERYTHING SHE’S GOT! IT’S JUST RIDICULOUS BIAS FROM YOU, BUT THE FACT IS CAMERON HAS HAD THAT HALL OF FAME TITLE ON LOCK FOR THE BETTER PART OF A YEAR AND I DON’T SEE ANYTHING ABOUT DARK DEMON OR THE HEART BREAK BOY THAT MAKES THEM STAND OUT FROM THE REST OF HER OPPOSITION!
( Cameron, HBB and Dark Demon stand at each corner as the Ring Announcer stands front and center )
Ring Announcer: Introducing the CHALLENGERS… FIRST, from GALWAY, IRELAND WEIGHING IN AT 223 POOOOUNNDS… DAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKK DEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!
( Demon throws some shadow boxing strikes at his corner and raises his fists to the crowd )
Ring Announcer: AND FROM FERGUSON, MISSOURI WEIGHING IN AT 220 POOOOOUNNNDSSS…. THE HEEEEEEAAAAAAARTT… BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAKKKKK!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYY!!!!!
( HBB blows a kiss out to the audience and opens out his arms looking to the sky, praising the man above )
Ring Announcer: AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST… FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA…. SHE IS THE REIGNING, DEFENDING HAAALLL OFFFFFF FAAAAAAME CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN… CAMEROOOOOOOOOON EEEEEEEELLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA AAAAVAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
( Cameron raises her title up in the faces of both of her adversaries. She kisses the title, hands it to the referee and the ref hands it to a time keeper. The ref checks on all three competitors for weapons, and signals for the bell. )
(Ding, Ding, Ding!)
Mercer: The bell rings and this match is underway, the Hall of Fame Championship on the line… Demon standing across the ring from both Cameron Ella Ava and the Heart Break Boy. Which person is going to strike first… a lot of experience in this mat—– GOLDPRINT!!!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC STRAIGHT TO THE JAW OF CAMERON ELLA AVA!!!! CAMERON FALLING THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE; THE HINT OF A SMILE CROSSING THE FACE OF THE HEART BREAK BOY AS HE TURNS HIS ATTENTION BACK TO DEMON!! IT THINK THAT IT’S SAFE TO SAY THAT THERE’S GOING TO BE NO AMERICAN DREAM HERE IN LONDON, ENGLAND TONIGHT!! Both Demon and HBB coming nose to nose… AND DEMON THROWS THE FIRST PUNCH, BUT HBB FIRES BACK WITH A RIGHT HAND OF HIS OWN!! DEMON DRIVING HIS SHOULDER INTO THE MID-SECTION OF HBB, DRIVING HIM BACK INTO THE CORNER; DEMON STARTS THROWING WILD ELBOWS, HBB TRYING TO COVER UP BUT IT SEEMS TO BE TO NO AVAIL!! Demon grabbing the arm of HBB sending him across the ring; No! HBB holding onto the arm, twisting a pulling Demon in for the short arm clothesline! But, Demon ducks underneath, locking the waist of HBB and driving him into the turnbuckles AND FALLS BACK ROLLING INTO THE RELEASE CHAOS THEORY GERMAN SUPLEX!! NO, HBB LANDING ON HIS FEET!! DEMON SCRAMBLES BACK TO HIS FEET—- GOLDPRINT TO THE JAW OF DEMON!!! DEMON DUCKS UNDERNEATH—- ROLLING ELBOW!!!! THIS TIME HBB DODGES OUT OF THE WAY!!! Both Demon and HBB locking eyes, as Demon signals that he was inches away from knocking HBB’s head off
Kawajai: I wasn’t too sure how this match was going to start off, but I think that it was a clear indication to what we’re in store for. Demon telling HBB to get back to his feet and bring it and I think HBB has no problem doing so; Heart Break Boy getting up from a knee as Demon offers the test of strength. HBB slowly raising his hand to Demon’s, but Demon cuts him off with a kick to the stomach! But, HBB seen it coming, catching Demon’s foot and takes him down with the dragon screw! Demon clutches at his knee, rolling under the bottom rope but HHB wasting no time leaps over the top rope with a huge plancha! NO, DEMON MOVING OUT OF THE WAY AND HBB CRASHES AND BURNS!! HBB stumbles back to his feet AND DEMON ALMOST TAKES HIS HEAD OFF WITH THAT CYCLONE KILL!!! HBB WAS TURNED INSIDE OUT!!! BUT, CAMERON’S PERCHED ON THE TOP ROPE, I NEVER SEEN HER GET BACK TO HER FEET!!! ROLLING SENTON FROM THE TOP TAKING OUT DARK DEMON!! Cameron still shaking out of cobwebs, definitely still feeling that Goldprint from HBB from the opening moments of this match! But, Cameron looking to waste as little time as possible, looking for something under the ring…. and pulls out a kendo stick! Demon’s pushing his way back to his hands and knees AND DRIVES THE POINT OF THAT KENDO STICK ONTO THE SIDE OF THE RIBS OF DARK DEMON!! DEMON ROLLING AWAY IN PAIN AS CAMERON SWINGS AWAY VIOLENTLY AT THE BACK OF DEMON!!
Mercer: DEMON FIGHTING HIS WAY BACK TO HIS FEET, PUSHING CAMERON AWAY, BUT CAMERON FIRES BACK WITH A SICKENING SHOT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF DARK DEMON!! THAT KENDO STICK ALMOST SPLITTING IN HALF AND CAMERON JUST RIPS THE BROKEN END OFF, BUT THE HALL OF FAME CHAMPION LOOKS FAR FROM FINISHED!! CAMERON MOUNTING DEMON AND DRIVES THAT BROKEN EDGE OF THAT KENDO STICK INTO THE FOREHEAD OF DEMON!! CAMERON REPEATEDLY DRIVING AWAY AT THE SKULL OF DEMON; FINALLY, CAMERON STOPS BUT THE DAMAGE SEEMS TO BE MORE THAN DONE!! BLOOD POURING FROM THE FOREHEAD OF DARK DEMON, HIS FACE ALMOST INSTANTLY COVERED IN A CRIMSON MASK!! Cameron dragging Demon back to his feet, rolling him back into the ring and looks to follow it up, but HBB reaching under the bottom and drags Cameron back to the outside; HBB with a stiff chop to the chest of the Hall of Fame Champion, following it up with another! Cameron fires back with a kick to the stomach to the Heart Break Boy and follows it up with a European Uppercut! HBB stumbles back as Cameron looks to drive the shoulder under the ribs of HBB, but HBB catches her in a front facelock and hits her with a hard knee to the stomach of Cameron!! HBB looking to take Cameron down with a suplex—
Kawajai: HBB SENDS CAMERON SPINE FIRST INTO THE EDGE OF THOSE STEEL STEPS!! Cameron Ella Ava screaming in pain of her spine jars in pain!! Cameron grabbing onto the barricade, trying to pull herself back to her feet, but HBB cuts her off with a hard knee the spine!! And another, before pulling Cameron back to her feet and pulling her in… BEFORE DROPPING BACK ON THOSE STEEL STEPS AGAIN, THIS TIME WITH A BACK SUPLEX!! Demon’s made his way back to the outside AND DRIVES HIS SHOULDER INTO THE SIDE OF HBB AND— AND SENDS BOTH HBB AND HIMSELF THROUGH THE BARRICADE INTO THE TIME KEEPERS AREA!!! DEMON SOMEHOW CRAWLING OUT OF THE DESTRUCTION, BUT YOU HAVE TO ASK: HOW MUCH DAMAGE WAS JUST DONE TO THE HEART BREAK BOY!! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!! Demon crawling over next to our announcers table, grabbing a steel chair and pushes his way back to his feet. Cameron rolling off those steel steps, but Demon has her directly in her sights! Demon’s looking for some revenge AND HE DRIVES THAT CHAIR INTO THE SPINE OF THE HALL OF FAME CHAMPION!! OVER AND OVER; CAMERON’S DEFENCELESS AS DEMON RELENTLESSLY FIRES AWAY AT THE CHAMPION WITH THOSE WICKED CHAIR SHOTS!! THAT CHAIR FALLING APART IN DEMON’S HANDS, DEMON HAS BROKEN THAT CHAIR ACROSS THE SPINE OF CAMERON ELLA AVA!!
Mercer: Demon dragging a limp Cameron back to her feet and rolls him back to his feet; Demon wiping the blood off of his face as he rolls back into the ring and crawls into the cover!! Look at Demon, wiping his bloodstained hand over the face of Cameron Ella Ava!!
Mercer: Cameron gets the shoulder up, which for some odd reason seems to please Demon. Demon rolling Cameron onto her back before mounting her, grabbing her hair and rearing her head back BEFORE HITTING CAMERON IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A SWINGING FOREARM!! Demon getting back to his feet and grabs both the arms of Cameron, pulling Cameron back off the mat AND DRIVES CAMERON’S SKULL BACK DOWN WITH HIS BOOT!! Demon just picking apart the Hall of Fame Champion as the Heart Break Boy slowly drags himself out of the carnage. Cameron has to be out of it at this point as Demon slowly drags her back to her feet, almost nothing more than dead weight at this point. Demon hitting Cameron in the stomach with a hard knee and pulls her in, Cameron dropping back down to a knee but Demon picking her back up and basically deadlifts her back to his shoulders for a powerbomb!! But, somehow Cameron’s trying to fight out of it!! Hard elbows to the head of Dark Demon; Cameron able to fight over the shoulders of Demon, but staggers as he hits the canvas, with this trauma to her head she could have a serious concussion!! Demon swings back with a wild backfist as Cameron turns around, but Cameron is able to duck underneath!! Cameron with a stiff kick to the upper leg of Demon and follows it up with another!! But Demon fires back with an elbow to the side of Cameron’s head!! Cameron falls back into the ropes, I really don’t know how much more she’s going to be able to take…
Kawajai: Demon grabbing the arm of Cameron, but she pops up with a headbutt to the jaw!! Cameron drops back down to a knee as Demon stumbles backwards before charging towards Cameron!! But Cameron with a dropkick to the knee of Dark Demon and he drops throat first into middle rope!! Demon stumbles backward AND CAMERON ROLLS HIM UP WITH THE SCHOOLBOY!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THREEEEEEEEE—–
Kawajai: DEMON KICKS OUT!!! BUT HBB FROM THE TOP HITS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THAT HEART BREAK ELBOW, JUST MOMENTS AFTER HE’S ABLE TO ESCAPE THAT PIN!! HBB SHOOTS BACK TO HIS FEET, AND MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO THE CORNER AS CAMERON USING THE ROPES TO DRAG HERSELF BACK TO A VERTICAL BASE!! CAMERON USING THE TOP ROPE TO STAND AS THE GLARES AT HBB; HBB TUNING UP THE BAND AS DEMON PUSHES HIMSELF BACK UP—- GODDESS TOUCH!!!!!! GODDESS TOUCH TO DARK DEMON, BUT DEMON SOMEHOW STILL STANDS!!!! GOLDPRINT!!!! GOLDPRINT TO THE JAW OF DEMON AND FINALLY THE MAN GOES DOWN!!! BUT CAMERON GRABS HBB AND THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING!!! CAMERON COVERS DEMON!!!!!
Kawajai: HBB IS ABLE TO GET BACK INTO THE RING AND BREAK IT UP; CAMERON ALMOST ABLE TO STEAL THE VICTORY!! BUT, HBB FLIPPING OVER CAMERON AND ROLLS HER UP WITH A SCHOOLBOY OF HIS OWN, BUT HE DOESN’T HOLD THE PIN, INSTEAD POWERING CAMERON BACK UP INTO THE AIR AND SENDS HER UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE, CRASHING DOWN TO THAT UNFORGIVING FLOOR ON THE OUTSIDE!! CAMERON TAKING A SICKENING LANDING, THAT THIN PADDING THAT COVERS THAT CONCRETE FLOORING HAS ABSOLUTELY ZERO GIVE!! DEMON SLOWLY BEGINNING TO STIR, TRYING TO PUSH HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET AS HBB TURNS AROUND!! I THINK HBB WANTS TO PLACE THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN!!! DEMON GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET—- GOLDPRINT!!!!! DEMON DUCKS AND COUNTERS, LIFTING HBB UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!!! ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP!!!! DEMON SLOWLY ROLLING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND BEGINS TO SEARCH FOR SOMETHING—- OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! DEMON’S GOT THE RAILROAD SPIKE!!!! DEMON SLIDES BACK INTO RING, AS HBB GINGERLY STUMBLES BACK TO HIS FEET!! DEMON’S GOT BAD INTENTIONS, JUST STAY DOWN HBB!!!
Mercer: AND DEMON DRIVES THAT RAILROAD SPIKE INTO THE SPINE OF THE HEART BREAK BOY!!!! DEMON THROWS AWAY THAT SPIKE AND DROPS INTO THE COVER!!!!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! KICKOUTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mercer: HBB KICKED OUT!!! HBB JUST KICKED OUT OF THAT RAILROAD SPIKE SHOT!!!! DEMON HAS SNAPPED!!! RELENTLESS SHOTS TO THE HEAD OF HBB – THE MAN’S DEFENCELESS!!!!! DEMON RUNNING HIS HAND ACROSS THE FACE OF HBB AND WIPES THE BLOOD ACROSS HIS CHEST…
Demon: WHERE’S YOUR GOD NOW?!
Mercer: DEMON CALLING, BEGGING HBB TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET; SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY HBB IS PUSHING HIS WAY BACK TO A VERTICAL BASE, BUT I GUARANTEE YOU THAT HE’S NOT GOING TO ENJOY WHAT DEMON HAS PLANNED!! HBB’S UP— ROLLING ELBOW!!!!! WHAT A SHOT STRAIGHT TO THE TEMPLE OF THE HEART BREAK BOY!!!!! DEMON HOOKS THE LEG!!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KICKOUTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
Kawajai: HBB KICKED OUT AGAIN!!!!! DEMON CAN’T BELIEVE IT – WHAT?! DEMON DRAGGING HIMSELF INTO THE CORNER, JUST EMOTIONLESSLY STARING AT THE ALMOST UNCONSCIOUS HBB; HOW, HOW DOES THE MAN CONTINUE TO FIGHT!! Demon reaching up to the top rope and pulls himself back up to his feet …I think that Demon’s looking for that killshot!! HBB slowly, slowly pushing his way to his feet, the fact that this man is still conscious is nothing short of incredible! HBB’s up! AND DEMON TAKES HIM DOWN WITH ANOTHER ROLLING ELBOW!! HBB DUCKS THAT— GOLDPRINT!!!! DEMON SIDE STEPS!!!!! DEMON LIFTING HBB UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS— HBB TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT WITH ELBOWS TO THE SIDE OF DEMON’S HEAD, BUT DEMON POWERS THROUGH!!! GO TO RETIREMENT!!!! GTS!!!! HBB’S STILL ON HIS FEET AND DEMON IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A VICIOUS ROLLING ELBOW!!!! BUT HBB SOMEHOW STILL STANDS BUT DEMON PULLS HIM IN!!! DEATH IS WELCOME!!!!!!!! HBB EMPHATICALLY INTO THE CANVAS!!!! DEMON HOOKING BOTH LEGS!!!!!
(Ding, Ding, Ding!)
(“Reminder” – Jay Z hits as Dark Demon slowly rolls off HBB and is handed the Hall of Fame Championship.)
Annoucer: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH… AND THE NEEEEEEWWWWWW HALL OF FAME CHAMPIONNNN!!!!!! DAAAARRRKKKK DEEEEMMMOOONNNN!!!!!!!
Mercer: DEMON DID IT! DARK DEMON IS THE NEW HALL OF FAME CHAMPION!!! DARK DEMON GAVE JUST ABOUT ALL HE HAD TO DEFEAT THE LEGENDARY HBB AND THE VIXENS CHAMPION, CAMERON, BUT HE’S SUCCEEDED ON THIS NIGHT!
Kawajai: WOW! All I can say is… WOW! The man hasn’t lost a step, has he? What a match we’ve just witnessed… all three leaving it all in the ring tonight, Demon hitting HBB with EVERYTHING he could to keep the man down. But, Dark Demon leaves tonight with that precious Hall of Fame Championship. Congratulations, Demon, but part of me feels like this is far from finished.
( The camera pans to the backstage area, where Clark Duncan is shown making his way out of the locker-room area, preparing to go towards the hallway… only to be stopped by one… MARIA GONZALES! )
Maria: I’m so upset… I can’t believe Tarah WALKED out with the Vixen’s Championship STILL on her shoulders. The odds were in our favor… but that… that damn Haruna. She cost US EVERYTHING.
Clark: I am sorry for the way it ended up, Maria… but may we do this later? I’m sort of bit busy. I —
Maria Gonzales: Shut up and make me feel better.
( Maria Gonzales kisses him, jumping on him practically, as the two go through the locker-room door and the camera fades elsewhere. )
( Battleground AD. “EAW DRAFT TAKES PLACE ON BATTLEGROUND FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER! FIND OUT YOUR NEW SHOWDOWN AND VOLTAGE ROSTERS LIVE! NEXT SUNDAY FROM WASHINGTON D.C! )
(Camera transitions back to Wembley Stadium where the Ultimate X structure is shown set up in the ring with the New Breed Championship hanging in the middle)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Announcer: The following contest is the first EVER EAW ULTIMATE X MATCH!!….. AND IT IS FOR THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHHHIIPPPPPP!!!…..
(A mariachi band plays a cover of “i” by Kendrick Lamar at the side of the stage as a proud TLA makes his way out to the stage in custom tights in the color of Mexico’s flag and a custom poncho on)
Announcer: First, making his way towards the ring…. From Tlaxcala, Mexico!…. Weighing in at 240 pounds!…. HE IS “THE SEXUAL PANTHER”…. T! L!! A!!!….
Kawajai: Well, you can’t deny this man loves his country and oozes charisma. TLA has proven time and time again he’s one of the best young men to step into an EAW ring and he aims to prove it in a big way here at Pain For Pride by becoming the New Breed Champion.
(Corey Taylor and Apocalyptica appear on the side of the Pain For Pride stage and begin playing “I’m Not Jesus” as a confident J.D. Damon makes his way out to the stage in custom purple and black trunks and boots)
Announcer: Next, making his way to the ring…. From Las Vegas, Nevada!…. Weighing in at 220 pounds!…. HE IS “THE EPIC”… J! D!! DAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!
Eddie Mack: I absolutely cannot wait to see what’s in store for us in this contest, and no better man to be a part of it than J.D. Damon! He’s been showing us over on Showdown why he is absolutely one of the best young talents in the entire company!
(“Reincarnate” by Motionless in White plays all throughout the arena as Charlie Scene is brought out chained up to a dolly cart with with a mask covering his mouth by Prison Guards… The Prison Guards stop the dolly and cautiously unchain Charlie before running off as Charlie cracks his neck and makes his way down the ramp)
Announcer: Next, making his way to the ring…. From the North Central Correctional Institution in Marion, Ohio!…. Weighing in at 230 pounds!…. CHARLIE SCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!….
Kawajai: Trust me when I say this – this man is NOT to be messed with! I’ve watched him beat the General Manager of Voltage literally half to death without hesitation! The fact that he was placed in this contest just so he wouldn’t pursue Impact anymore says a lot, and you can be sure he isn’t gonna waste a chance to take some gold for himself.
(“Shake it Off” by Taylor Swift plays all throughout the arena as Starkman appears in the rafters dressed in custom tights and a cape before ziplining his way down before eventually landing safely in the crowd and makes his way to the ring)
Announcer: And lastly, making his way towards the ring!…. From Manhattan, New York!…. Weighing in at 230 pounds!…. HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING NEW BREED CHAMPION…. STTTTTAAAAAAAARRRRRRKKKKKMMMMMAAAANNNNN!!!….
Mack: Kind of hard to, uhm, explain this… But I ASSURE you – Stark…man… Is a very talented athlete that has proven time and time again why he’s the rightful New Breed Champion. He’s got three other hungry opponents gunning for his Championship, but don’t let the uh, look, fool you, because he isn’t gonna be taking this lightly.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Kawajai: AND HERE WE GO WITH THIS ULTIMATE X CONTEST FOR THE NEW BREED TITLE AS DAMON AND STARKMAN LAY INTO ONE ANOTHER WHILE TLA AND CHARLIE BEGIN CLIMBING UP THE STRUCTURE! Damon and Starkman are throwing fists all over the place as TLA and Charlie start climbing the cables! Damon takes control and quickly sends Starkman headed skull-first into the steel structure over a corner of the ring! Starkman drops like a ragdoll to the outside as Damon realizes how close TLA and Charlie are! Damon quickly makes his way over to TLA as TLA makes his way towards the Championship in the center! Damon starts grabbing at his feet as TLA struggles to pull himself all the way up onto the cable! DAMON PULLS HIM DOWN INTO A BIG POWERBOMB!! TLA is laid out–BUT CHARLIE’S INCHES AWAY FROM IT! STARKMAN SPRINGBOARD OFF THE TOP FROM THE APRON AND FLIES IN FOR A BEAUTIFUL MISSILE DROPKICK OUT OF NOWHERE THAT SENDS CHARLIE CRASHING TO THE CANVAS!!
Mack: That’s gonna hurt in the morning as Charlie writhes in pain! DAMON NOW THE ONLY ONE MAKING HIS WAY UP THE STRUCTURE! Hold on–Starkman is already back up as he rushes in to stop Damon! Damon’s fighting back with hard shots into Starkman, but Starkman takes control! Damon is down on the top as Starkman lays into him! Starkman quickly charges into the opposite corner and taunts for the London crowd before CHARGING! A BIG YAKUZA KICK CONNECTS RIGHT OFF THE SKULL OF JD DAMON!! STARKMAN IS LOOKING TO TOP OFF THIS ATTACK ON DAMON IN A BIG WAY AS HE CLIMBS UP THERE WITH HIM!! HE’S GOT HIM UP!! BRAINBUSTER!!!! NO–DAMON REFUSES TO LET IT CONNECT AS HE CLUTCHES ONTO THE STEEL STRUCTURE! Charlie Scene is back in this as he charges in and nails Starkman with a hard forearm to the spine! Another forearm connects CHARLIE’S LOOKING TO SET UP FOR A POWERBOMB!! Starkman’s not letting it happen! TLA starts climbing up there from the apron as he’s back in this as well!
Kawajai: This isn’t gonna end well for somebody! TLA grabs the head of Damon and drives it into the steel structure! TLA LEAPS OVER DAMON!! SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB OFF THE TOP AND DOWN TO THE MAT BY TLA!!! CHARLIE SCENE IMMEDIATELY PULLS STARKMAN OFF AND TOP AND RUNS TO CONNECT WITH A DEVASTATING LIGER BOMB IN THE RING!!! Charlie has a chance to win this! He seems to be the only man moving as he quickly makes it back to his feet and rushes to the nearest corner! Hold on–TLA pulls himself back up with aid from the apron on the outside! Charlie’s up to the cable! TLA makes it to the apron and nails Charlie with a shot to the gut! A forearm to the gut now! TLA’s climbing up there with him, but he’s quickly caught with a shot from Charlie! Both men are battling up on that corner! Both men exchanging blows! TLA seems to be taking control! Charlie’s losing his grip! TLA GRABS THE HEAD OF CHARLIE AND DRIVES HIM FACE-FIRST INTO THE STEEL STRUCTURE! CHARLIE DROPS TO THE CANVAS!
Mack: TLA HAS A CHANCE TO WIN THIS! HE’S ALL ALONE UP THERE AS HE… No, hold on, Charlie Scene is already rising back up to his feet as TLA may be looking to follow up with something to take him completely out of the equation! TLA LOOKS READY TO FLY! STARKMAN RUSHES IN–HE GRABS CHARLIE AND RUNS UP THAT CORNER THAT TLA’S AT?! HE GRABS THE HEAD OF TLA WITH HIS LEGS–A SUPER FRANKENSTEINER AND SHIRANUI SIMULTANEOUSLY CONNECTS ON TLA AND CHARLIE SCENE BY STARKMAN!!!! THE REVOLVING DESPERADO CONNECTS IN AN INSANE COMBINATION BY STARKMAN!! THIS LONDON CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET FOR THE CHAMPION AS HE GETS BACK UP! HE LOOKS FIRED UP AS HE REALIZES HE’S THE ONLY MAN STANDING AND LOOKS UP AT THE CHAMPIONSHIP! CLIMB, YOU FOOL! STARKMAN IMMEDIATELY RUSHES UP TO THE NEAREST CORNER! HE’S UP AS HE GRABS A CABLE AND STARTS CLIMBING!
Kawajai: Hold on–J.D. Damon seems to be back in this as he quickly slides back into the ring! HE RUSHES OVER TO STOP STARKMAN! STARKMAN DROPS FROM THE CABLE AND ONTO THE SHOULDERS OF DAMON AS HE NAILS HIM WITH A BIG HURRICANRANA!! THIS CROWD IS CHEERING STARKMAN ON TO GO GET THE TITLE AS HE GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AND SEES HE’S STILL THE ONLY MAN UP! HE RUSHES UP THE NEAREST CORNER TO GET BACK TO TRYING TO–HE’S CAUGHT WITH A BIG SHOT TO THE GUT FROM A CHARGING CHARLIE SCENE! Starkman drops groin-first on the top turnbuckle as TLA is up… TLA CHARGES IN AND LEAPS FOR A BIG DROPKICK INTO THE BODY OF STARKMAN! DAMON IS UP AS HE EXPLODES OUT OF THE OPPOSITE CORNER! HE KNOCKS STARKMAN THROUGH A LOOP WITH A RUNNING THE MURDER KICK!! TLA and Damon back away as Charlie Scene grabs a hold of the Champion… STARKMAN IS SENT FLYING, BUT NOT THE WAY HE WANTED TO AS CHARLIE SENDS HIM OFF THE TOP AND CRASHING SPINE-FIRST TO THE CANVAS!!
Mack: The Champion is in dire straits here as scrambles to get back to his feet! TLA NAILS HIM WITH A BIG BOOT! Starkman is still trying to fight as he gets back up again! HE’S UP AND IMMEDIATELY GETS TAKEN BACK DOWN BY DAMON WITH A DISCUS FOREARM SMASH!! Starkman can barely make it to his feet as he gets up once more! He woozily turns to TLA! CARTEL KICK!!! Starkman is on spaghetti legs as he turns to Damon! SUPERKICK!!!! Starkman looks completely out of it, but somehow still on his feet as he turns to Charlie! THE HURLEY!!!! SNAPMARE DRIVER CONNECTS AS STARKMAN IS DRIVEN INTO THE CANVAS SKULL FIRST!!! Charlie gets back to his feet as quickly as he can as he, TLA, and Damon stare down with one another… ALL THREE MEN IMMEDIATELY RACE TO DIFFERENT CORNERS!
Kawajai: ALL THREE MEN THINKING THE SAME THING AS THEY GRAB ON TO CABLES AND START CLIMBING ALONG TO MAKE THEIR WAY TOWARDS THE CHAMPIONSHIP! TLA CLIMBS HIS WAY OVER TO IT FIRST! HE REACHES OUT FOR IT! HE’S STOPPED BY DAMON! CHARLIE MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO THEM AS ALL THREE MEN BATTLE WHILE HANGING DEARLY ONTO THESE CABLES! All three men drop down to only hanging onto the cable using their upper body as they hold onto it with just their hands! DAMON TRIES TAKING OUT BOTH TLA AND CHARLIE WITH A DOUBLE KICK! It’s not enough! TLA uses both feet into the sternum of Damon! Charlie joins him! DAMON’S HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE AS TLA AND CHARLIE KICK AT HIM! HE’S LOSING HIS GRIP! BOTH TLA AND CHARLIE CONNECT AS DAMON GOES DROPPING DOWN AND LANDING HARD ON THE CANVAS!! TLA IMMEDIATELY PULLS THE REST OF HIS BODY UP AND GOES FOR THE TITLE!
Mack: Charlie’s not having it as he swings at him! TLA’s climbing up ONTO the Ultimate X structure! Charlie’s doing everything he possibly can to knock TLA down! TLA’s up, but he may not be able to keep his balance! Charlie stops the attack to pull the rest of his body onto the–THE GALLOWS!!!! TLA DROPS STRAIGHT INTO THE CHEST OF CHARLIE AS HE COMES CRASHING DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! BUT LOOK AT THIS! CHARLIE IS SOMEHOW STILL HANGING ON BY HIS LEGS AS HE HANGS UPSIDE DOWN!! HE’S HURT, BUT IF HE CAN PULL HIMSELF UP, HE MIGHT WIN THIS! CHARLIE’S STIRRING… HOLD ON–J.D. DAMON LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE FROM THE APRON–MODIFIED SPRINGBOARD CUTTER!!!! CHARLIE SCENE IS DRIVEN STRAIGHT INTO THE DAMN CANVAS AT GREAT VELOCITY!! THESE MEN ARE ABSOLUTELY GOING AT IT! CHARLIE MAY BE OUT OF THIS MATCH AFTER THAT! TLA’s the first man up as he pulls himself up in the corner while a damaged J.D. Damon drags himself back up…. TLA EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER! HE NAILS DAMON WITH A BIG RUNNING FOREARM TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!
Kawajai: HE IMMEDIATELY PULLS HIM IN–PANTERPLEX!!! NO–DAMON’S FIGHTING! HE BREAKS OUT OF IT WITH AN ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF TLA’S SKULL! Damon turns around as TLA swings at him! Nobody’s home as Damon ducks it! TLA quickly turns around–SUPERKICK!!!! IT’S CAUGHT!! HE PULLS IN DAMON AND TAKES HIM TO THE CANVAS!! CROSSED PATHS!!!! NO–DAMON’S NOT LETTING IT HAPPEN! HE LOCKS HIS HANDS TO PREVENT THE ARMBAR AND NAILS TLA WITH A SHOT TO THE FACE! ANOTHER SHOT! ANOTHER! TLA breaks the attempt as both men scramble back to their feet! TLA CHARGES OUT–DAMON CHARGES IN FIRST AND NAILS TLA WITH THE MURDER KICK IN THE CORNER!! HE FOLLOWS UP WITH A FEW FOREARMS TO THE FACE BEFORE SETTING TLA UP ON THE TOP! HE PULLS HIM IN! LOOKING FOR THE DEATH BY DAMON!!! TLA’S STRUGGLING!
Mack: HE BREAKS FROM IT AND LANDS SEVERAL HARD SHOTS INTO DAMON! TLA PULLS DAMON UP… HE’S GOT HIM SET UP! MEXICAN DESTROYER OFF THE TOP!!!! CHARLIE SCENE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS IT NEARLY LANDS ON HIM!!! DAMON COULD BE OUT FOR THE REST OF THIS MATCH! HE COULD HAVE A BROKEN NECK! TLA quickly climbs back up to his feet, looking too–CHARLIE SCENE COMES IN OUT OF NOWHERE AND CATCHES HIM! THE HURLEY!!!! NO–TLA FORCES CHARLIE OFF AND INTO THE CORNER! CHARLIE TURNS AROUND AS TLA CHARGES! CHARLIE SENDS TLA UP AND STRAIGHT INTO THE STEEL STRUCTURE! NO–TLA CATCHES HIMSELF! Charlie quickly turns around and charges! He’s caught by boot to the face from TLA! TLA COULD BE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING BIG HERE! YAKUZA KICK!! STARKMAN IS BACK IN THIS AS HE NAILS TLA WITH A YAKUZA KICK THAT SENDS HIM FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE! CHARLIE CHARGES STRAIGHT FOR STARKMAN! HE’S CAUGHT WITH A SHOT TO THE FACE!
Kawajai: Starkman leaps into the ring! HE CHARGES STRAIGHT FOR CHARLIE! CHARLIE SENDS HIM UP–POP-UP EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!! NO–STARKMAN GRABS THE CABLE ABOVE?! CHARLIE REALIZES WHAT JUST HAPPENED AS HE LOOKS UP! STARKMAN DROPS DOWN AND CATCHES CHARLIE WITH A BIG HURRICANRANA THAT SENDS SCENE CRASHING TO THE CANVAS AND DROPPING TO THE OUTSIDE! STARKMAN LOOKS LIKE HE’S GONNA FOLLOW UP WITH SOMETHIING BIG AS TLA AND CHARLIE ARE RIPE FOR THE PICKING! THIS CROWD IS FIRED UP FOR HIM! STARKMAN CHARGES INTO THE ROPES!! HE COMES BARRELING!! DAMON IN OUT OF NOWHERE NAILS AN ONCOMING AN UNSUSPECTING STARKMAN WITH A JUMPING KNEE TO THE SKULL!! Starkman is looking dazed and confused as he goes reeling into the nearest corner! DAMON COMES CHARGING FORWARD! It’s stopped with a boot to the jaw from Starkman! Starkman turns it around and sets up Damon on the top turnbuckle! HE SIGNALS FOR SOMETHING BIG AS THIS CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET! HE CLIMBS UP!! HE’S GOT HIM! BRAINBUSTER!!!!
Mack: IT CONNECTS VICIOUSLY INTO THE CANVAS FROM THE TOP!! DAMON COULD BE OUT! THAT’S THE SECOND HUGE MANEUVER HE’S TAKEN FROM THE TOP AND DROPPED HIM ON HIS HEAD!! Starkman doesn’t look finished quite yet as he starts ascending up the corner! HE COULD BE LOOKING TO END THIS! HE… Hold on… He’s climbing the steel structure? Starkman, I’m not sure what he’s thinking…. Starkman’s on top of the structure… He starts… He’s walking the cable like a tightrope! HOLD ON! HE’S NOT EVEN LOOKING AT THE TITLE! HE’S LOOKING AT CHARLIE AND TLA ON THE OUTSIDE!! THEY’RE BOTH UP! LOOK OUT–SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!!!! A SHOOTING STAR PRESS OFF THE CABLE AND TO THE OUTSIDE ONTO CHARLIE SCENE AND TLA–JESUS CHRIST!!! ALL THREE MEN ARE MOTIONLESS AFTER THAT!! I HAVE TO SEE THAT AGAIN! SHOW ME THAT AGAIN!
(A slow-motion replay is shown of Starkman hitting a Shooting Star Press off the cable of the structure and to the outside onto Charlie and TLA)
Kawajai: UNBELIEVABLE MANEUVER! Absolutely incredible! This man is a lunatic! J.D. Damon is in a lot of pain right now, but he may be the ONLY one after that who can win this! He’s slowly but surely dragging himself back up to his feet as… STARKMAN IS BACK UP! HE’S PULLED HIMSELF UP USING THE APRON! MAYBE HE REALLY IS A SUPERHERO! STARKMAN IS DEFINITELY IN PAIN, BUT HE’S STILL TRYING TO WIN THIS AFTER THAT INSANE MOVE HE JUST PULLED OFF! HE CLIMBS UP TO THE APRON… HE’S CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP!! HE’S UP AND GRABS THE CABLE! Damon limps his way towards where Starkman is as Starkman starts climbing up… Damon climbs up that corner.. Starkman’s got his whole–DAMON GRABS A HOLD OF HIM! STARKMAN’S HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE! DAMON’S TRYING TO PULL HIM DOWN FOR SOMETHING BIG! STARKMAN’S LOSING HIS GRIP! DAMON DROPS DOWN–DEATH BY DAMON!!!! HE TAKES OUT STARKMAN WITH A MASSIVE MUSCLE BUSTER OFF THE TOP!!! THIS COULD BE DAMON’S TIME!! HE’S BEEN BEATEN AND BATTERED, BUT THIS IS HIS BIGGEST CHANCE!
Mack: DAMON SEES THE CHAMPIONSHIP GLIMMERING ABOVE HIM! DO IT, DAMON! IT’S PAIN FOR PRIDE! TAKE WHAT BELONGS TO YOU! DAMON PULLS HIMSELF UP… AND MAKES HIS WAY TOWARDS THE CORNER! COME ON! HURRY UP! He’s beaten and he’s battered, but he may crowned the NEW New Breed Champion before this is all over! HE–HOLD ON!! TLA HAS CLIMBED UP ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE! Where’d he come from?! Looks like he’s not out of the equation quite yet as TLA slowly ascends up… DAMON’S CLIMBING ALONG THE CABLE! HE NEEDS TO GET TO IT FIRST! TLA’S UP AS HE GRABS THE CABLE AND STARTS CLIMBING HIS WAY TOWARDS THE CHAMPIONSHIP! DAMON’S GOING AS QUICKLY AS HE CAN! HE’S ALMOST THERE! HE REACHES OUT… HE’S GOT IT!! TLA STOPS HIM WITH A SHOT TO THE SKULL! ANOTHER SHOT! DAMON WITH A SHOT OF HIS OWN! Both men drop down – hanging by their hands only! This could come down to the wire! TLA with a kick to Damon! Damon kicks TLA! Both men trying to knock the other… Hold on… HOLD ON! Charlie Scene is up on the apron! What’s he thinking? HE LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE?! LOOK OUT–SPRINGBOARD DIVING SPEAR ON BOTH MEN!!! NO–TLA PULLS HIMSELF UP JUST BEFORE IT CONNECTS AS CHARLIE TAKES DAMON DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! TLA’S UP THERE BY HIMSELF!! CHARLIE NEEDS TO GET IF HE WANTS TO WIN THIS!! TLA’S REACHING FOR IT AS CHARLIE SLOWLY DRAGS HIMSELF BACK UP!! STARKMAN ISN’T FAR BEHIND! HE’S GOT IT!!! TLA TAKES OFF THE TITLE AND DROPS TO THE CANVAS!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“i” by Kendrick Lamar plays all throughout the arena as TLA laughs and clutches the New Breed Championship in his arms)
Announcer: The Winner of this match…. AND NNNNEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW NEW BREED CHAMPION….. T! L!! A!!!!
Kawajai: What a HELL of a high octane contest these four men just went through! Absolutely insane! They put their bodies on the line all for the right to hold that New Breed Championship here at Pain For Pride, and it seems as though TLA was the only one who could pull it off in the end!
Mack: A HUGE victory for him! The first Championship in his EAW career and what a Hell of a way to do it!
Kawajai: Charlie Scene, Starkman, and J.D. Damon gave it everything they got, but came up a little bit short, but proved why they all deserved to be here in this contest! What a match! Congratulations to the new Champion, TLA!
(King Mustafa celebrates with TLA in the ring)
( Quick commercial / advertiser break )
( Highlight video of EAW: Axxess comes on including the UK Prime Minister’s thoughts on Pain for Pride, as well as exclusive footage showing the massive fan support shown for Pain for Pride. Elitists featured include Tarah Nova, Liam Catterson, Venom, Brian Daniels, Mr. DEDEDE and more. )
( Camera returns to Wembley Stadium. Camera shows the Ring Announcer standing at the center of the ring )
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen… please welcome at this time the BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING!!!!
( The EAW Board of Directors rise from their special VIP section of seats and are escorted from the audience in to the ring )
Mercer: Oh no… you don’t think they’re here for what I think they’re here for, are they?
Kawajai: Jake, Jake, Jake… I’m surprised at you. Have you ever known the EAW Board to go back on anything that they said? You know as well as Crash does the ramifications for what took place last night. Zack Crash made his bed, and now he’ll be forced to lie in it.
Mercer: But HOW does that even make sense!? How can the Board of Directors, with all due respect, stake a position of front office authority in a wrestling match! You don’t see CEO’s jobs threatened by sales floor workers! It’s un heard of!
Kawajai: Zack Crash knew what he was getting in to, Jake. As far as he’s concerned, he’s at the complete mercy of the Board of Directors and they don’t seem too pleased at all.
( The lead Board representative, John Conning takes the microphone )
Conning: I don’t believe there’s anything much left to say after that display that took place last night. We at the Board of Directors saw it, everyone here in Wembley Stadium certainly saw it; not only did Zack Crash lower himself to the very actions he’s spent the better part of a year condemning EAW talent for, we also saw him LOSE the EAW Championship against Xavier Williams.
( The crowd responds positively to the mention of Xavier’s title win )
Conning: So with that said the EAW Board’s already made it’s decision, and we’d like to announce that decision publicly. So Mr. Chairman, if you could please come on out. The Board would like to have “a word” with you.
Mercer: You don’t need to do this, Crash!
( Brief pause … “Outlaw” by Disciple plays and the entire Stadium erupts into boo’s )
( Zack Crash slowly walks out with a slight limp in street clothes, sporting wear and tear from the championship match last night as he’s got a disgusted, bitter look painted on his face )
Kawajai: Zack Crash isn’t getting any love from the London audience, and by the looks of it he won’t be getting any mercy from the EAW Board of Directors. We might just be seeing Zack Crash being cut to size like we’ve never seen him be cut down before! And quite frankly, it’s about time! It’s about time Zack Crash came to grips with all the wrong he’s done and I have a feeling we’re going to get everything we’ve been waiting for-
Mercer: WE? Speak for yourself! I’ve still got faith in Zack Crash AND The Board of Directors that this issue will be resolved. Just you wait!
( Crash demands a ringside worker to aid him in entering the ring, and he’s helped in the ring. “Outlaw” dies down and Zack stands across the entire EAW Board with a look of disdain on his face, trying his best to block out the audience )
Conning: Thank you Mr. Crash. The reason why we’re all here today is because —
Zack Crash: You know, you REALLY DON’T want to do this here.
Conning: … I beg your pardon?
Crash: Oh, nothing. It’s just, I think it would be unwise to drag such sensitive business matters out into the public eye. It could prove to be quite counterproductive to the overall progression of things, don’t you think?
Conning: Counter-productive… Zack Crash, that’s an interesting word you just used because that’s the perfect word to match the basis of what the Board and I have come out here to do. You see, when you came into power the first thing you promised all of us was progress. However, Mr. Crash, your actions as of late have been more than regressive to say the very least.
Crash: Are you kidding me? Have you seen the PLATFORMS I HAVE TAKEN THIS COMPANY TO?
Conning: Mr. Crash, I’d advise you watch your tone with me.
( Crash stands there, gritting his teeth )
Crash: I will NOT allow you or anyone to marginalize what I’ve done for THIS company, MY COMPANY since I arrived!
Conning: Really? Truly? And what have you, yourself solely done for “YOUR COMPANY” other than through around intimidation tactics and take personal interests in professional matters, in an unprofessional way nonetheless? What have you done besides hand-pick members of the EAW Roster to denigrate your own talent, abuse your resources, show blatant acts of favoritism as well as a great lack in professionalism? You may be full of ideas, Crash, but at this point you’ve become a liability.
The fact Crash, this isn’t “YOUR COMPANY”. This is a publicly traded company and many of us in the Board of Directors are affiliated with several corporate conglomerates who fund every decision you make and every idea you have. We’ve been the power long before you ever arrived here Crash, and we’ve been more than lenient to you and every person who’s come into power before you between CM Banks and Mr. DEDEDE. Now you made a deal with us, Crash, and now it’s time for you to live up to your end of the bargain. You knew the stakes behind this championship match, and not only that — you knew what would happen if you were to give us any reason to suspect that you wouldn’t be fit for your position. You’ve given us more than enough reason to determine that you simply aren’t fit for this job, which is why we’ve given you a vote of NO CONFIDENCE.
Conning: We are here by demanding that you step down from your role as Chairman, CEO and Majority Owner. We know we cannot force you out of your position, but if you do not comply, we will be forced to take this matter from the board room to the cou–
Crash: JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!!! YOU WANT TO KNOW MY ANSWER? MY ANSWER IS NO! NO, I WON’T STEP DOWN! DO YOU THINK I NEED YOU OR YOUR CORPORATE CONGLOMERATE MONEY? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??
( Crash begins laughing, almost maniacally )
Conning: Mr. Crash, I don’t think you quite understand–
Crash: OOHHH I understand! I understand! I understand what you … “esteemed” folks at the EAW Board are all about. You’ve been what’s kept this company running for so long! You’ve been able to clean up any mess EAW gets itself into by a few phone calls! You’re the group of people who’ve been the engine running this establishment in the shadows below. Well that’s fine and good….. but I don’t think EAW will be needing your services anymore. 🙂
Conning: …. Excuse me?
Crash: You heard me. You can all get the HELL out of my ring!
( John Conning speaks with the other board members )
Kawajai: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!
Mercer: IT’S QUALITY CONTROL!!!!! QUALITY CONTROL STORM THE RING FROM SEEMINGLY OUT OF NOWHERE, AND THEY BEGIN HANDCUFFING THE BOARD. SOME BOARD MEMBERS BEGIN STRUGGLING WITH QUALITY CONTROL, AND QUALITY CONTROL PULL OUT THEIR POLICE BATONS AND BEGIN BEATING THE HELL OUT OF THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS!!!!!!
Kawajai: WHAT IN GOD’S NAME….. WHAT HAS ZACK CRASH DONE!?!?
Zack: THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY RING, AND GET THE HELL OUT OF MY COMPANY, BECAUSE YOU’RE ALL FIRED!!!!!!!!
Kawajai: …. WHAT?!?!
Mercer: QUALITY CONTROL IS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS!!! NEVER IN MY WILDEST DREAMS DID I THINK I’D SEE THIS!!!
( The Board of Directors are dragged out of the ring and detained by Quality Control, as well as escorted out of the ringside area and up the side of the ramp while Zack Crash follows the scene. )
Mercer: ZACK CRASH IN ONE FOUL SWOOP HAS TAKEN FULL CONTROL OF THIS ENTIRE COMPANY!!! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING CAN STOP HIM NOW!! HALLELUJAH ON THIS HOLY DAY, THERE IS A GOD!
Kawajai: There must be, considering this man is the devil…. My God, if we don’t even have a Board of Directors to stop this man, just who or what the hell will?….
(Backstage now as we see Alex Anderson staring directly at a mirror getting himself hyped up.)
Anderson: It’s my time…tonight is MY time…For four years. The four years I’ve been in this company I’ve tried my hardest to rise the occasion. I’ve done everything I can to devote myself to this artform. This industry. This very thing that people like myself call a sport…and they call a business…Tonight is the night where I GET IT DONE. I will rise to the occasion and I WILL walk out of Wembley as EAW World Heavyweight Champion and that is FACT!
(We transition to a promo package kick in that showcases Tyler Parker winning the World Heavyweight Championship back at King Of Elite earlier this year, Alex Anderson’s path throughout the year including him defeating Ventura at Reasonable Doubt, standing tall at the end of Triple Threat as the sole survivor in the Team Daniels vs. Team Dubian, before their recent battles in recent weeks.)
( Camera pans back to the ring )
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall and it’s for the EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The lights cut out as we see red, white, green pyro shoots through the air as the arena start to boo for they have an inkling on who this is.)
Stew-O: This is it, Deadprez! The match that we have all be waiting to see! Tyler Parker vs. Alex Anderson! Two men who hate each other more than The Devil himself!
Deadprez: This shall be an intense contest between the both of them, Stew, probably up there with some of the greatest of all time!
(“Murder To Excellence” by Kanye West feat. Jay-Z plays as Alex Anderson walks out in a jacket with one half embroidered in a flag of Saudi Arabia design and the other half emblazoned with the flag of Canada while the fans are all against him while packed in the Wembley Stadium.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, he is from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… he weighs in at 247 pounds… “THE ACE OF EAW” ALLLLLLEEEEEEXXXXXXX ANNNDDDDEEEERRRRSSSSOOOONNNN!!!
Deadprez: THIS IS IT! The moment that Alex Anderson has waited his entire career for! The chance to become World Heavyweight Champion and do it at the grandest stage of Pain for Pride!
Stew-O: Alex Anderson has waited and waited, but now the time has come and even though there are not many supporters behind him tonight because of some of the deplorable and egregious actions, he has an opportunity right in front of him!
(Alex Anderson climbs up the steel steps and onto the top of the turnbuckle as he taunts to the heated crowd, who are still against him, as he starts to mock them before dropping down and waiting for his opponent.)
(That dies down when the entrance goes black and the vocal lines ring out saying, “Do Dodge Swinger 1973, Top Down, Chassis Low, Panel Dim, Light Drive, Jesus On The Dashboard, T-Minus Whatever It Feels RIght, Galaxy 500. Planets Align…A King Is Born…)
(Upon that a cross comes into full view from the entrance ramp as Tyler is lying on it. Suddenly “Spacegrass” by Clutch hits in full swing to a massive reaction as Parker gets off of the cross and is handed his title belt by an official as he slowly walks to the ring.)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent! From San Diego, California weighing at 213 pounds he is the EAW World Heavyweight Champion, “The Liege Of Light” TYLLLERRR PARRRRKKKEEERRRR!!!
Deadprez: HOW’S THAT FOR AN ANSWER!? What an amazing entrance from Tyler Parker here and the champion is WELL and truly ready to go!
Stew: This is a match that’s going to boil down to the wire and I know that much! Tyler Parker and Alex Anderson are going one vs. one here after years of speculation, hype and anticipation! People have clamored for this match, it’s been something of folklore, it’s been a “what if match” for such a long time and now it’s finally happening LIVE! RIGHT HERE IN LONDON ENGLAND IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: AND THIS IS IT! IT IS FINALLY UPON US! TYLER PARKER AND ALEX ANDERSON! GOING ONE-ON-ONE AND THE RICHEST PRIZE IN THE GAME, THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP IS ON THE LINE! For weeks and weeks AND WEEKS these two individuals have been at each other’s throats but finally it’s go time! Finally we’re about to witness these two Dynasty elitists collide and go head to head at the biggest EVER event in our sport!
Stew: ALEX ANDERSON AND TYLER PARKER ARE STARING EACH OTHER DOWN AND NOT MOVING AT ALL! Both of these men are circling around the ring from the early moments here, trying to find an opening in the very get go of the match! They pace…pace…keep pacing…AND FINALLY THE TWO OF THEM LOCK-UP! COLLAR-AND-ELBOW!
Deadprez: THE GRAPPLE GAME HAS BEGUN BETWEEN THESE TWO INDIVIDUALS AND NEITHER OF THEM ARE BACKING DOWN! NEITHER OF THEM ARE GIVING UP! Both Parker and Anderson are pushing at each other trying to find an opening…AND IMMEDIATELY THE STRENGTH ADVANTAGE OF THE CHALLENGER HAS COME INTO PLAY!
Stew: ANDERSON HAS PUSHED FORTH AND HAS BACKED THE CHAMPION UP INTO THE TURNBUCKLE KEEPING HIM CORNERED UP IN THERE AS THE REF STARTS TO COUNT!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIV-
Stew-O: AND BEFORE THE REFEREE CAN GET TO FIVE, ANDERSON RELEASES THE HOLD, SHOVING PARKER INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! Parker colliding into the turnbuckle as Alex Anderson turns to the referee!
Anderson: I HAVE UNTIL FIVE!
Deadprez: AND ALEX ANDERSON HAS A POINT!! Tyler Parker is just SLUMPED here as Alex Anderson I think is DEFINITELY proving he’s got the upper hand so far in this match with the EAW World Heavyweight Championship on the line! Parker is in the turnbuckle as ALEX ANDERSON GOES TO THE OTHER TURNBUCKLE PREPARING TO STRIKE! AA IS FIRED UP! THE MAN FROM TORONTO IS READY TO GO! He’s jumping up and down getting fired up as HE LETS OUT A PRIMAL ROAR BEFORE HE RACES! GOING FOR THE BODY AVALANCHE! HE’S TAKING FLIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!
Stew: NNNNOOOO!!! THE LIEGE OF LIGHT DIVES OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST MINUTE! Nobody home as Alex Anderson collides DIRECTLY INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! Anderson slowly drops off as Parker is on the ground here pushing himself back up! The Toronto native hits the ground as well now as he slowly pushes himself up! BOTH MEN ARE BACK ON THEIR FEET AND IT’S GO TIME!
Ryder: ALEX ANDERSON IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR A SUPERKICK ATTEMPT ON TYLER PARKER! NO! PARKER CATCHES IT! PARKER SPINS AA AROUND AS ANDERSON LANDS ON HIS FEET! PARKER IMMEDIATELY NAILS A QUICK KICK TO THE GUT OF ANDERSON AS ANDERSON HUNCHES OVER AND PARKER PREPARES HIM FOR A POWERBOMB!
Deadprezr: Tyler is going fast here, eager to put away Alex Anderson as quick as he possibly can! PARKER GETS ANDERSON INTO POSITION AND LIFTS HIM UP FOR THE POWERBOMB ATTEMPT! ANDERSON UP ON PARKER’S SHOULDERS! PARKER IS READY TO DROP HIM NOW! WAIT NO! ANDERSON WITH THE COUNTER AS HE LEAPFROGS OVER PARKER’S HEAD AND LANDS ON HIS FEET!
Stew: Anderson lands as Parker turns back around to SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK FROM ALEX ANDERSON FROM OUT OF NOWHERE DIRECTLY TO THE CHAMPION! Parker is clocked directly in the jaw AND HE GOES DOWN HARD ON THE CANVAS JUST LIKE THAT! Parker goes down and ANDERSON DIVES FOR THE HOOK OF THE LEG! FIRST COVER ATTEMPT OF THE MATCH!
Deadprez: AND TYLER KICKS OUT! AA only getting a one count here in the early goings of this match and I believe that Alex Anderson knows for a fact that he needs to do a LOT more damage to Parker if he wants any hope of walking out of London as the new EAW World Heavyweight Champion! Anderson immediately grabs a hold of Parker and drags him back to his feet BEFORE GOING DIRECTLY INTO A SIDE HEADLOCK!
Stew: Parker is down on the ground now as Anderson has him in the headlock trying to regain some position here NO! Parker quickly now with the headscissors attempt getting Anderson off him. Both men ONCE AGAIN ARE BACK ON THEIR FEET QUICKLY HERE! Tyler Parker races at Anderson AT ANDERSON GOES FOR THE CLOTHESLINE! NO! PARKER DUCKS THE MOVE AND HITS THE ROPES!
Deadprez: Tyler Parker comes back from the ropes AND ANDERSON GOES FOR THE CLOTHESLINE AGAIN! PARKER DUCKS AND SWINGS HIMSELF RIGHT BEHIND ANDERSON! UH OH! THE CALIFORNIAN HAS HIS ARMS WRAPPED AROUND ANDERSON’S WAIST! Tyler Parker has that grip locked on tight and Alex Anderson has nowhere to go AS TYLER PARKER LIFTS ANDERSON UP AND PLANTS HIM WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Stew: ANDERSON GETS SLAMMED HARD ONTO THE CANVAS HERE BUT WAIT! PARKER ISN’T LETTING GO! PARKER STILL HAS THAT GRIP LOCKED IN TIGHT! Anderson is trying to break free! Trying everything he can to rip the champion’s hand off of his waist! Anderson is doing everything he can BUT TO NO AVAIL AS TYLER PULLS BACK AND HITS THE CHALLENGER WITH A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX!
Deadprez: Once again Alex Anderson is thrown VIOLENTLY onto that canvas BUT TYLER PARKER ISN’T DONE! HE’S GRIPPING ONTO AROUND ANDERSON’S WAIST AS HARD AS HE CAN AS HE LIFTS HIM UP AGAIN! NO! ANDERSON’S FEET REMAIN ON THE GROUND AS HE’S FIRMLY PLANTED AS ALEX ANDERSON DESPERATELY BEGINS FIRING A SERIES OF ELBOWS TO THE HEAD OF THE CHAMPION!
Stew: Alex Anderson is firing as many elbows as he can directly to Parker’s head! ELBOW! ELBOW! ANOTHER ELBOW AND FINALLY PARKER’S GRIP LOOSENS AS ALEX ANDERSON QUICKLY GETS OUT OF THE WAY! Tyler Parker staggers a bit…AND ALEX ANDERSON STARES DIRECTLY AT THE CHAMPION KNOWING IT IS HIS TIME TO STRIKE! ANDERSON CHARGES AND PULLS HIS ARM BACK! HE’S GOING FOR THE ACE OF SPADES!!!!
Deadprez: AND IT CONNECTS ON PARKER! NNNNOOOOOO!! PARKER DUCKS THE LARIAT AND SLIPS BEHIND ANDERSON QUICKLY AS HE LOCKS IN THE WAISTLOCK ONCE AGAIN. Parker goes for the third German suplex now AND IT CONNECTS! PARKER CONNECTS WITH THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX IN THER SERIES AND NOW THE BRIDGE ATTEMPT!
Referee: ONNNNNNEEEE!!! TWWWWWOOOOOO!!!
Stew: SHOULDER UP BY ANDERSON! Tyler Parker is slowly rising back up to his feet whilst Alex Anderson is slowly trying to find his bearings! Anderson! Crawling around the ring! Trying to find himself! Anderson pulls himself to the bottom rope AND BEGINS TO PULL HIMSELF BACK UP! WAIT NO PARKER COMES DIRECTLY BEHIND HIM AND GRABS HOLD!
The champion has taken ahold of Anderson AND DRAGS HIM BACK TO THE RING AND PREPARES HIM FOR THE ACROSS THE PARK!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CHAMPION! PLANNING TO END IT RIGHT HERE! TYLER SETS THE MOVE UP AND HITS IT! NOOOO!!! ANDERSON STARTS NAILING RIGHT HANDS TO THE GUT OF THE CHAMPION!
Deadprez: Tyler is trying to do everything he can to keep the hold locked on as much as he can but he’s finding it difficult to! PARKER IS TRYING TO KEEP GRIP AS ANDERSON TRIES TO REACH UP WITH HIS FREE ARM! HIS FREE HAND GRABS ONTO TYLER’S HEAD AS HE DROPS DOWN INTO A QUICK STUNNER! WHAT A COUNTER! WHAT A REVERSAL! The stunner connects and Parker staggers back!
Stew: The champion staggers back here as Anderson gets back up to his feet whilst the referee darts over to Parker! Checking on the champion’s condition so far! Anderson is standing once again AS HE’S GOING TO GO FOR IT NOW! SECOND TIME LUCKY FOR THE CHALLENGER!? ACE OF SPADES! PARKER IS GETTING BACK UP NOW TELLING THE REFEREE HE’S FINE AS ANDERSON GOES FOR THE ACE OF SPADES NOW CHARGING AT PARKER! BUT PARKER DIVES OUT OF THE WAY! AND DEAR GOD! THE REFEREE WAS IN THE WAY AND HE TAKES EVERYTHING FROM THAT LARIAT! THE MASSIVE LARIAT CONNECTS ON THE REFEREE NEARLY TURNING HIM INSIDE AND OUT HERE! The referee is down as Anderson is looking shocked at what he’s just done!
Deadprez: Anderson has taken the referee out of this situation as now with no referee ANYTHING GOES! Anything can happen and knowing that these two individuals are battling head to head at the BIGGEST event EVER in professional history ESPECIALLY because the EAW World Heavyweight Championship is on the line, you can guarantee that everything WILL happen!
Stew: The man from Toronto is still in shock that the referee is down as he slowly backs away and turns back around TO TYLER PARKER STANDING RIGHT BEHIND HIM! TYLER PARKER SWIVELS ANDERSON AROUND AND SETS HIM UP FOR THE ACROSS THE PARK! THE ROLLING CUTTER IS SET UP AND CONNECTS! ANDERSON DRILLED TO THE CANVAS WITH THE ACROSS THE PARK AS TYLER HOOKS THE LEG!
Crowd: ONNNNEEEEE!! TWWWOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEE!!!
Stew: BUT THERE’S NO REFEREE! THE REFEREE WAS TAKEN OUT ONLY MOMENTS AGO AND TYLER PARKER WOULD HAVE WALKED OUT TONIGHT IN WEMBLEY RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW AS STILL THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Parker gets back up and Anderson is still down AS NOW TYLER MOVES TO THE REFEREE!!!
Deadprez: Tyler Parker is at the referee now trying to pull him back up to his feet! Trying everything he can to get him up again! Parker is pulling at the referee trying to bring him back to his senses here. NOW AFTER A MOMENT ALEX ANDERSON SPRINGS BACK UP!!!! ANDERSON RUNS OUT OF NOWHERE AND NAILS A LEG DROP FROM A BENT OVER PARKER! TYLER’S HEAD IS SLAMMED DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS AS ANDERSON NOW HAS A LOOK OF FURY IN HIS EYES!
Stew: YOU CAN SEE THE EXPRESSION IN ALEX ANDERSON’S FACE! THIS CHALLENGER WANTS THE CHAMPIONSHIP! FOUR YEARS OF CRAWLING AND FIGHTING THROUGH THIS COMPANY AND HE KNOWS THAT TONIGHT IT IS MAKE OR BREAK! TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! Parker is down AND ANDERSON LIFTS PARKER BACK UP TO HIS FEET BEFORE HE HITS A STRONG AND HARD IRISH WHIP SENDING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Deadprez: Tyler goes flying BUT HE LANDS ON THE APRON HERE! The San Diego native landing on the apron here as he grabs onto the ropes attempting to pull himself back up again AS ALEX ANDERSON RACES AND CHARGES DIRECTLY AT PARKER! KNOCKING HIM TO THE OUTSIDE! NNNOOOO!! ALEX ANDERSON IS STOPPED BY PARKER SENDING A MASSIVE RIGHT HOOK TO HIS FACE!
Stew: Anderson staggers here AS PARKER GRABS A HOLD OF ANDERSON AND PULLS HIM TOWARDS THE ROPES AND TOWARDS HIM! Parker sets Anderson’s arm over his head as he…NO! HE CAN’T BE! IS…TYLER PARKER IS ATTEMPTING TO SUPLEX HIM TO THE OUTSIDE! PARKER HAS ANDERSON GRIPPED TIGHT AS HE ATTEMPTS TO LIFT HIM UP!
Deadprez: PARKER LIFTS! AND LIFTS! AND HE’S ATTEMPTING DO EVERYTHING HE CAN TO SUPLEX HIM OUT! FIRST LIFT! NO DICE! Anderson’s feet lands on the canvas! PARKER GOES AGAIN! SECOND LIFT! TYLER PARKER LIFTS HIM UP! Anderson lands again! Nothing! TYLER PARKER LIFTS HIM BACK UP ONE MORE TIME! WAIT NO! ANDERSON IS COUNTERING OUT OF IT HE’S TRYING TO ESCAPE!
Stew: AND WAIT PARKER IS NOT LETTING GO! The champion is still holding on keeping his grip AS HE TRIES TO LIFT HIM UP ONE MORE TIME! AND HE SUCCEEDS! PARKER IS HOLDING ANDERSON ABOVE AS HE…hang on…Tyler Parker is not trying to suplex him to the outside…he’s holding him high up…letting Anderson’s blood rush to his brain…BEFORE HE CONNECTS WITH THE DEPRAVITY DIRECTLY ONTO THE RING APRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: WOW!!! WOW!!!!!! ABSOLUTELY SICKENING! THE DEPRAVITY CONNECTING ON TO THE APRON! BOTH MEN ARE CRASHING ON TO THE OUTSIDE AS ANDERSON’S HEAD WAS JUST DESTROYED BY THAT DEVASTATING MOVE! I’M FREAKING OUT MAN! THAT WAS UNREAL! THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE! WE NEED A REPLAY HERE!
(A replay fires up with the PFP8 Logo of Tyler Parker connecting with the Depravity onto the apron.)
Stew: BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN! THIS IS HOW MUCH THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MEANS TO THE BOTH OF THEM! THESE TWO ARE WILLING TO DESTROY IT JUST TO STAND ON TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN! Both of these men are down but since the referee is down there is no count-out situation going on! BOTH OF THESE INDIVIDUALS ARE OUT ON THE OUTSIDE HERE AND I DON’T KNOW IF ALEX ANDERSON IS EVEN RESPONDING HERE AFTER THAT BRUTAL DEPRAVITY ONTO THE APRON! WAIT HANG ON! Tyler Parker is slowly pushing himself back up to his feet…AND SO IS ALEX ANDERSON! BOTH OF THESE MEN ARE GOING TO KEEP FIGHTING!
Deadprez: I have NOTHING but the utmost respect for these two men! They know that a world championship is on the line and they will stop at NOTHING till ONE OF THEM walk out of London as the winner! Anderson is pushing himself up and so is Parker! PARKER IS ON ONE KNEE AND SO IS ANDERSON! PARKER PUSHES HIMSELF UP…ANDERSON PUSHES HIMSELF UP…PARKER ON ONE FOOT! ANDERSON ON ONE FOOT! AND FINALLY…FINALLY AFTER PUSHING AND PUSHING…BOTH MEN ARE UPRIGHT, STANDING AND ARE BOTH WELL AND TRULY READY TO GO! … AND HERE WE GO! ALEX ANDERSON AND TYLER PARKER ARE TAKING IT TO EACH OTHER JUST BRUTALLY THROWING RIGHT HANDS AT EACH OTHER! TRADING A WAR OF FISTS BETWEEN THE CHAMPION AND THE CHALLENGER! RIGHT HAND FROM PARKER! RIGHT HAND FROM ANDERSON! PARKER! ANDERSON! PARKER! ANDERSON! PARKER! PARKER! PARKER! AND PARKER CHARGES AT ANDERSON FOR A CLOTHESLINE!
Stew: NNNNOOOOOO!! BAH GAWD!!! ALEX ANDERSON COUNTERS TYLER PARKER BY CONNECTING WITH A FLAPJACK DIRECTLY ONTO THE STEEL ENTRANCE RAMP, PLANTING TYLER PARKER’S HEAD DIRECTLY ONTO THAT STEEL PLATING! The Liege Of Light is desperately clutching onto his head in pain here as Anderson slowly rises back up! AND PICKS THE CHAMPION BACK UP TOO!
Deadprez: AND YOU CAN SEE IT RIGHT THERE AS TYLER PARKER IS OFFICIALLY WEARING THE CRIMSON MASK AND HAS BEEN BUSTED WIDE OPEN AFTER THAT FLAPJACK! The blood is RUSHING down Parker’s face AS ALEX ANDERSON HAS A HOLD OF PARKER’S HEAD AND IS DRAGGING HIM UP THE ENTRANCE RAMP! PULLING HIM DIRECTLY UP TO THE ENTRANCE STAGE AREA!
Stew: Alex Anderson is pulling and pulling here as he and Parker make their way up to the entrance stage area, with Anderson throwing a couple of punches as they move up! Just to ensure that Tyler Parker is still dazed and confused! BOTH MEN ARE AT THE ENTRANCE RAMP AREA AS PARKER IS DAZED AND NEARLY OUT OF IT, HIS FACE COVERED IN BLOOD! AND ALEX ANDERSON IS GESTURING TO THE CROWD BY POINTING TO HIS ARM HERE AND THE 90,000 PLUS FANS IN ATTENDANCE TONIGHT ARE DEFINITELY NOT LIKING THIS AT ALL BUT I THINK I KNOW WHAT ALEX ANDERSON IS PLANNING! ALEX ANDERSON IS PLANNING TO DRILL TYLER PARKER WITH THE ACE OF SPADES RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW DIRECTLY ONTO THE STEEL ENTRANCE AREA!
Deadprez: ALEX ANDERSON POSITIONS HIMSELF AS HE DRILLS THE LARIAT! NNOOOO!! BEFORE HE COULD CONNECT PARKER CATCHES HIM WITH A KICK TO THE GUT AS ANDERSON HUNCHES OVER! PARKER SETS ANDERSON UP FOR THE POWERBOMB! HE CAN’T POWERBOMB HIM ON THE STEEL ENTRANCE AREA! NO WAY!!!!
Stew: TYLER PARKER LIFTS ANDERSON UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS…but he’s staring at the lower titantron screen…HE’S STARING DIRECTLY AT THE LOWER TITANTRON SCREEN AS PARKER DRIVES FORWARD AND POWERBOMBS ALEX ANDERSON DIRECTLY THROUGH THE LOWER MINITRON!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!? OH DEAR GOD! OH DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN! TYLER PARKER AND ALEX ANDERSON ARE DESTROYING EACH OTHER FOR THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! WE NEED ANOTHER REPLAY!
(A replay appears for the second time seeing the moment where Tyler Parker drives Alex Anderson through the lower titantron via a sickening powerbomb.)
Stew-O: ALEX ANDERSON HAS GONE THROUGH THE LOWER SCREEN AND THEY’VE DISAPPEARED AS THE ENTIRE LOWER TITANTRON HAS GONE OUT! THESE TWO AREN’T GOING TO WALK OUT OF WEMBLEY STADIUM WITH THE REST OF THIS ROSTER! THEY’RE GOING TO BE LEAVING WEMBLEY AND GOING STRAIGHT TO A GODDAMN HOSPITAL!
Deadprez: AND WAIT LOOK AT THIS! LOOK AT THIS STEW, ! IS THAT?! ALEX ANDERSON! ALEX ANDERSON IS CRAWLING OUT OF THERE! DIRECTLY OUT TO A STANDING AND WAITING TYLER PARKER! THE LIEGE OF LIGHT IS STILL STANDING HERE AS TYLER PARKER IS CRAWLING OUT TOWARDS HIM! ANDERSON IS CRAWLING AS TYLER GETS UP GRABS ONTO ANDERSON’S HEAD AND HE PROCEEDS TO PULL HIM DOWN THE RAMP!
Stew: AND PARKER IS DRAGGING HIM DIRECTLY DOWN THE RAMP BEFORE THE TWO ARE OUTSIDE THE RING AGAIN AS THE LIEGE OF LIGHT LIFTS ANDERSON BACK UP AGAIN BEFORE HE IRISH WHIPS HIM DIRECTLY TO THE BARRICADE! Anderson is slammed into the barricade here dazed and confused as PARKER CORNERS HIM AND HOLDS UP HIS FIST INTO THE AIR BEFORE HE RAINS A SERIES OF PUNCHES DIRECTLY TOWARDS ANDERSON’S HEAD AND THE CROWD BEGINS TO CHANT!
Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN!
Stew-O: AND THE TEN PUNCHES IN A ROW CONNECTS AS ANDERSON IS SLUMPED EVEN MORE! Anderson desperately grabs onto the barricade in an attempt to do anything he can to get himself back to a standing position as Tyler Parker makes his way to the opposite barricade AS HE POSITIONS HIMSELF! PREPARING TO MAKE A BEELINE FOR ALEX ANDERSON!
Deadprez: PARKER IS JUMPING UP AND DOWN! HE’S EXCITED! HE’S FIRED UP! HE’S READY! AND PARKER RACES STRAIGHT TOWARDS ALEX ANDERSON IN AN ATTEMPT TO CLOTHESLINE OVER THE BARRICADE! NNNOOOO!! ANDERSON COUNTERS AND SENDS TYLER PARKER FLYING OVER THE BARRICADE HIMSELF WITH A BACK BODY DROP!
Stew: WHAT A REVERSAL! WHAT A COUNTER! TYLER PARKER GOES FLYING THROUGH THE AIR AS PEOPLE HERE JUST DIVED OUT OF THE WAY AS TYLER PARKER HAS COLLIDED ON WHAT HAS TO BE CLOSE TO 20 CHAIRS! Parker is holding on tightly to his spine and there’s no question about that after his back took a NASTY fall into those chairs. AND WHAT THE HELL IS AA DOING!? AA is…IS ALEX ANDERSON POSITIONING HIMSELF TO LEAP UP ONTO THAT BARRICADE!?!? HE…HE IS! ANDERSON HAS LEAPFROGGED UP ONTO TO THE TURNBUCKLE IN THE RING…. AND IS SLOWLY RISING UP TO A STANDING POSITION ON IT…AS HE TAPS HIS ELBOW! ALEX ANDERSON TAPS HIS ELBOW BEFORE HE DIVES OFF AND NAILS A STUNNING ELBOW DROP FROM THE RING, OVER THE BARRICADE ONTO TYLER PARKER ON THE CHAIRS!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: ALEX ANDERSON JUST SOARING THROUGH THE AIR! THAT WAS JUST ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE!
(Another replay airs as we see Alex Anderson diving over the barricade and soaring through the air nailing the diving elbow onto Parker.)
Deadprez: BOTH OF THESE MEN ARE DOWN ONCE AGAIN AND THIS IS JUST A TESTAMENT THAT PROVES HOW BADLY BOTH OF THESE GUYS WANT TO WALK OUT OF WEMBLEY WITH A WIN TONIGHT! And wait a second guys! A REPLACEMENT REFEREE IS RUNNING DOWN RIGHT NOW! FINALLY THERE IS GOING TO BE SOME JUSTICE AN ORDER IN THIS MATCH!
Stew: The referee has arrived here right here and right now…and he’s surveying the scene…AND NOTICES BOTH MEN ARE DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE AS HE OFFICIALLY BEGINS THE COUNT!
Referee: ONNNNEE!!! TWWWWOOOO!! THREEEEE!!!
Deadprez: NEITHER MAN IS MOVING! BOTH MEN ARE STILL DOWN!
Referee: FOUUURRRR!!! FIVVEEEE!!!
Deadprez: AND WAIT LOOK AT THIS! LOOK AT THIS! ALEX ANDERSON IS DRAGGING HIMSELF UP! HE’S PULLING HIMSELF UP AND OVER THE BARRICADE!
Deadprez: AND ALEX ANDERSON HAS GONE OVER THE BARRICADE AS HE CRAWLS BACK TO THE RING!
Deadprez: AND ANDERSON ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING BUT TYLER PARKER IS RIGHT BEHIND DRAGGING HIMSELF OVER THE BARRICADE TOO!!!
Deadprez: TYLER PARKER! THE CHAMPION HAS COLLAPSED OVER THE BARRICADE AS HE PULLS HIMSELF UP TO THE RING APRON!!!
Deadprez: TYLER IS NOT GOING TO MAKE IT ON TIME!
Deadprez: JUST IN TIME PARKER PULLS HIMSELF UP AND ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING! AND THIS MATCH IS STILL ON! TYLER PARKER ROLLS INTO THE RING AND ALEX ANDERSON IMMEDIATELY GUNS AFTER HIM AS HE RAINS THROUGH WITH A SERIES OF STOMPS!
Stew: ALEX ANDERSON IS JUST RELENTLESS WITH HIS STOMPS HERE AS THE REFEREE HAS TO COME AND BREAK EVERYTHING UP! PULLING THE CHALLENGER AWAY! THE REF DRAGS HIM AWAY AND HE ANDERSON ARE HAVING A WAR OF WORDS WITH ONE ANOTHER! ANDERSON AND THE REFEREE ARE NOT LETTING UP AT ONE ANOTHER AT ALL!
Deadprez: Alex Anderson and the referee eventually turn away from each other agreeing to disagree as Anderson goes back AND PARKER IS THERE RIGHT BEHIND HIM CATCHING HIM SPINNING HIM AROUND AND DRILLING HIM WITH AN INVERTED DDT! THAT INVERTED DDT WAS BRUTAL! His head just being DRILLED ONTO THE CANVAS THERE!
Stew: Alex Anderson is clutching on his head in pain as Tyler Parker is SLOWLY pushing himself back to his feet AS ANDERSON IS ON THE GROUND AND TYLER PARKER IS CLIMBING BACK OUT ONTO THE APRON! THE BLOOD HAS DRIED UP ON TYLER’S FACE AND CHEST AS HE’S ON THE APRON GRABBING ON TO THE ROPE! PARKER IS PREPARING TO SPRINGBOARD AND HIT THE FINAL CHAPTER! HE’S PREPARING HIMSELF AND GETTING HIMSELF READY FOR IT ALL! ANDERSON IS GROGGY BUT SLOWLY PULLING HIMSELF BACK UP AS PARKER GRABS TIGHT ON THE ROPE AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF! FINAL CHAPTER!!!
Deadprez: NNNNNOOOOOO!!!! THE ACE OF SPADES LARIAT!!!!! THE ACE OF SPADES FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AS ALEX ANDERSON DRILLS TYLER PARKER WITH THE LARIAT OUT OF NOWHERE FLIPPING HIM INSIDE AND OUT! PARKER COLLIDES DOWN ON THE CANVAS AS ANDERSON DIVES FOR THE COVER!
Referee: ONNNNEEEEE!!!! TWWWWOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEE!!!
Deadprez: OH MY GOD!!!!! AA WINS!!!!!!!
Stew: NO!!!!!!!!!!! THE REFEREE CALLS IT OFF AT THE LAST SECOND! TYLER’S FOOT IS UNDERNEATH THE ROPE!!!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS, WE THOUGHT ALEX ANDERSON IS WALKING OUT RIGHT NOW AS THE NEW EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION BUT THAT IS NOT THE CASE! THIS MATCH IS STILL GOING ON! A desperate Alex Anderson quickly grabs onto Tyler Parker and DRILLS HIM WITH ANOTHER ACE OF SPADES! ANOTHER LARIAT SENDING HIM DOWN, CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!!!!! ANDERSON COVERS HIM ONCE AGAIN!
Referee: ONNNNEEEE!!! TWWWOOOO!!! THRRRRRRR–
Deadprez: KICK OUT BY PARKER! PARKER IS STILL GOING! THE CHAMPION IS STILL FIGHTING FOR THIS! HE’S NOT GIVING UP JUST YET! AND ANDERSON IS FURIOUS! ALEX ANDERSON IS POUNDING WITH HIS FISTS DOWN ON THE CANVAS FED UP! HE’S ANGRY! HE’S FRUSTRATED!
Stew: Anderson gets back up AND ONCE AGAIN HE’S ARGUING WITH THE REFEREE OVER THE COUNT! HE’S TELLING HIM UP FRONT THAT HE’S NOT HAPPY WITH HIS COUNTING! AND THE REFEREE IS TELLING HIM TO BACK OFF ALL ELSE HE WILL RING THE BELL ON ANDERSON! Anderson gives up and moves back DIRECTLY INTO TYLER PARKER WHO CATCHES HIM! ATP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ACROSS THE PARK FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AS TYLER PARKER COLLAPSES ON TOP OF ANDERSON! WILL THIS DO IT!?
Referee: ONNNNEEEE!!!! TWWWWWOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEE–
Deadprez: NNNNNOOOOOO!!! AT 2.9 ALEX ANDERSON GETS THE SHOULDER UP! IM SWEATING!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE THIS! THIS IS HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO THESE TWO MEN! THIS IS HOW MUCH THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MEANS TO BOTH OF THESE MEN! HOW MUCH IT MEANS FOR THEM TO STAND ON TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND BECOME THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD! Both of these men are losing energy! Both of these men are getting tired and exhausted! BOTH OF THESE MEN HAVE GIVEN IT THEIR ALL AND I THINK IT’S NOW THE BEGINNING OF THE END! ANDERSON AND PARKER PUSH THEMSELVES RIGHT BACK UP AS ANDERSON WITH HIS FINAL AMOUNT OF STRENGTH TACKLES PARKER DIRECTLY INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!
Stew: AND LIKE AT THE START OF THIS MATCH, PARKER IS ONCE AGAIN STUCK IN A TURNBUCKLE AS ALEX ANDERSON GRABS ONTO PARKER’S HEAD AND JUST RAMS HIS HEAD OVER AND OVER AGAIN INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! THIS IS ALEX ANDERSON’S FRUSTRATION! HIS ANGER! ALL BEING RELEASED RIGHT NOW!
Deadprez: ANDERSON GRABS ONTO PARKER’S HEAD AND SLAMS IT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE FOR ONE LAST EMPHATIC THUD AS THE LIEGE OF LIGHT IS LYING IN THE TURNBUCKLE WHILST THE CHALLENGER IS CLIMBING UP THE TURNBUCKLE FROM THE OTHER SIDE AS ANDERSON DRAGS PARKER UP AND BOTH MEN ARE PREPARING THEMSELVES ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Stew: Anderson and Parker are on the top turnbuckle trying to find their footing here AS PARKER IS GRABBED BY ANDERSON! YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME! I KNOW WHAT ANDERSON IS DOING! ANDERSON IS GOING TO CONNECT WITH THE ACE OF SPADES AND DRIVE TYLER PARKER INTO THE CANVAS! HE’S GOING TO DO IT AS HE POSITIONS HIM! BUT WAIT NO! PARKER IS GRABBING ONTO ANDERSON’S ARM AND IS NOT LETTING GO! MAKING SURE THE CANADIAN CAN NOT CONNECT AS PARKER IS HOLDING ONTO ANDERSON’S ARM IN ONE HAND AND THROWING A SERIES OF RIGHTS TO ANDERSON’S CHEST! ANDERSON IS FEELING THE EFFECTS AS HE–WAIT WHAT THE HELL!?!?!
Deadprez: Parker is setting Anderson up for a vertical suplex! HE’S AIMING FOR A SUPERPLEX-WAIT! NO YOU ARE KIDDING ME! HE CAN’T BE! TYLER PARKER IS…HE’S GOING FOR THE DEPRAVITY OFF OF THE TOP ROPE! YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME! TYLER IS LIFTING ANDERSON! LIFTING, LIFTING, LIFTING! AND IT CONNECTS! TYLER PARKER DRILLS ALEX ANDERSON FROM THE TOP ROPE! ANDERSON IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT AS THAT MOVE’S MOMENTUM HAS CAUSED PARKER TO LAND ON TOP OF ANDERSON! BOTH OF THESE MEN ARE COMPLETELY EXHAUSTED AS THE PINFALL IS COUNTED!
Referee: ONNNNEEE!!! TWWWWWOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Spacegrass” plays once again to a massive response as neither man moves as the referee gives Tyler Parker his World Heavyweight Championship.)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match and STTTTILLLLLLL EAW World Heavyweight Champion, TYYYLLLERRR PARRRRKKKERRRRRR!!!
Stew: GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY! GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY! WHAT A WAR! WHAT A BATTLE!!! THIS IS MORE THAN I EVER WOULD HAVE EXPECTED! THESE TWO MEN HAVE PUT EACH OTHER THROUGH HELL AND BACK! THIS MATCH WILL BE REMEMBERED FOREVER AS AN AMAZING CONTEST, BUT TYLER PARKER IS WALKING OUT AS STILL THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Deadprez: That was an incredible contest, and to think we still have the Answers World Championship main event later on tonight BUT THAT MATCH WAS INCREDIBLE! ALEX ANDERSON DEFINITELY GAVE IT A LOT TONIGHT AND YOU CAN’T DENY THAT ALEX ANDERSON WAS GIVING IT HIS ALL, BUT TYLER PARKER WAS THE BETTER MAN SO TYLER PARKER IS WALKING OUT OF LONDON STILL AS YOUR EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
(We see the final shot of Tyler finally back on his feet holding onto his title, and he stands over Alex Anderson holding the title in his face, snarling )
Tyler: NOT THE ACE!!! HEAR ME!?? YOU’RE NOT THE ACE!!!! I’M THE ACE, AND THE FACE!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND!!!!
( Tyler holds up the World Heavyweight Championship triumphantly until the camera fades elsewhere )
( 10 MINUTE INTERMISSION )
( “See You Again” by Wiz Khalifa plays, and a music video honoring the memory of Extreme Enigma plays )
( Feed returns to ringside )
Stew: Ladies and Gentlemen, last Spring we lost an EAW legend and a great friend to many of us. We lost a young man Justin “JT” Barnabei, also known by most of us as Extreme Enigma. Before these competitors go out there to fight in his honor and celebrate his legacy, let us first remind ourselves a message EE always had for us. Let us remember to look past the anxiety, the heat of the moment and competitiveness and learn to have fun from the EAW experience and enjoy what we do. Let us remember to show respect and appreciation to one another. Remember to let the good outweigh the bad; it’s truly what Justin would have wanted and it’s the best way we could possibly honor him, as well as remember him. Now I ask at this time that we have a moment of silence while we honor our fallen friend.
( Moment of silence )
Stew: Thank you.
( Applause. Stew-O returns to his commentary desk shortly after. )
( “Cinderella Man” by Eminem plays as the audience gives a massive pop. The camera goes over to the stage where a picture of Extreme Enigma is shown on the titantron for all to see as it signals the kickoff of the memorial match while focusing on the ring announcer.)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is THE EXTREME ENIGMA ELIMINATION MATCH!!! The rules are as follows: All six men will enter the ring in a no-disqualification style match! The only way to eliminate your opponent is by pinfall or submission! The final man standing in the ring will be declared the first-ever winner of the Extreme Enigma Elimination Match!
(“Failure” by Breaking Benjamin kicks on as Superior Quality 85 walks out to the stage while the entire crowd start booing him out of the building, only bringing a devilish smile on his face, before walking down the ramp.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, he is from Fife, Scotland… he weighs in at 208 pounds… SUPERIOR QUALITY 85!!!
Eddie Mack: Superior Quality 85, a former Cash in the Vault winner and EAW World Champion, has entered into this match on behalf of the board who have set this match up with the intention of getting him and Diamond Cage to end their feud!
Matt Ryder: He did put DC out for a very long time, bro, but he calls himself “The King of the Multiman Matches”, and tonight will put that to the test when he faces off against fives stars who look to test their mettle and snatch opportunity for themselves!
(“Street Dreams” by Hollywood Undead comes on as GI Styles walks out to the stage with Dr. Eddie Hawke and Mr. Bayless standing in behind him as they walk down the ramp.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing his opponent, he is from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 221 pounds… accompanied by Dr. Eddie Hawke and Mr. Bayless… G-I STYYYLLLEEESSS!!!
Matt Ryder: GI Styles looks mighty intimidating tonight, broski. However, he has not been at the greatest win record in his career! Tonight, he looks to change it all and use this match to catapult him towards an EAW World Heavyweight Championship opportunity!
Eddie Mack: He isn’t the only one hoping this will strike a rise in his career! I would assume every man hopes for that to happen in this match, but GI Styles will have his work cut out for him in this one!
(“Cosby Sweater” by Hilltop Hoods interrupts as we see Clark Duncan march out dancing to the song as he taunts to the ecstatic crowd who are on their feet for him as he walks down the ramp interacting with the crowd.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing their opponent, he is from Chicago, Illinois… he weighs in at 233 pounds… CLAAARRRKKKK DUNNNCCCAAANNN!!!
Eddie Mack: This is possibly my favorite to win the match, guys! Clark Duncan, one of the brightest talents in the entire company, he’s going to be the one to win it all and take home the victory! The guy has been trying to get that one big victory on FPV and I think tonight is his night!
Matt Ryder: That’s where the problem lies, Eddie. Clark Duncan has not won any of his FPV matches and even though he has come close numerous times, he could definitely not be able to pull off the clutch victory here tonight!
(“Stillborn” by Black Label Society plays as Vance Tybull paces out on the stage where the fans cheer for his arrival as he looks around the arena with a smile on his face before walking down the ramp.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing their opponent, he is from Sun City, Arizona… weighing in at 275 pounds… VAAANNNCCCEEE TYYYBBBUUULLLLLL!!!
Matt Ryder: As for my favorite, you are looking at him right now! The undefeated rising star on Dynasty, Vance Tybull, who has proven he can get the job against any opponent! From guys like Maxwell Dachs, to guys like Jacob Senn, to even some of the men in this very match, Tybull has won and he’s the one to beat in this match!
Eddie Mack: But all streaks end, Matt, and he’s no different! Vance Tybull is at the point where it’s make it or break it time and I believe that he will choke to the pressure that Pain for Pride will bring him tonight!
(“Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana blasts from the speakers as Diamond Cage marches out in jeans and a T-Shirt with his white wrist tape, ditching the classic wrestling attire, as the fans explode for this guy.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing their opponent, he is from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada… he weighs in at 230 pounds… DIAMMMOOONNNDDD CAAAGGGEEE!!!
Eddie Mack: This guy is probably the fan favorite though! The man who was taken out by Superior Quality 85 a few weeks ago, a former EAW World Champion, Diamond Cage is livid and ready to fight with not only SQ, but anyone in that ring!
Matt Ryder: DC has been at a slump though since he lost the championship to Xavier Williams, the guy has not been the same, but maybe a match of this magnitude can snap him back into his usual unpredictable self!
(“Breathe In, Breathe Out (Instrumental)” by Kanye West plays as we see Montell Smooth come out to the distaste of the crowd as he taunts and flexes to the crowd before making his way to the ring.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing the final opponent, he is from Boston, Massachusetts… weighing in at 280 pounds… MONTTTEEELLLLLL SMMMOOOTTTHHHH!!!
Matt Ryder: The final competitor, Montell Smooth, who is always as confident as ever that he will be the man on the top of the mountain or in his terms, The King of the Serengeti!
Eddie Mack: Montell Smooth is no one to underestimate, remember he is a former EAW World Champion as well! A lot of those in this match it seems… nevertheless, Montell can put up a fight when he needs to and I won’t be shocked if he wins tonight!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Eddie Mack: The bell has sounded and all of these men run to the outside except for Diamond Cage and Montell Smooth! Montell and DC lock horns with one another as Montell lands a huge knee into his stomach! Montell whips DC into the ropes and when DC comes back MONTELL LANDS A DEVASTATING LARIAT TO DC!
Matt Ryder: We cut back to the outside as we see all four man underneath the ring on the apron except for Superior Quality 85, who goes over to the announce table and TAKES MY LAPTOP! HEY GIVE ME THAT BACK! NEVERMIND BRO, HAVE IT! This broski right here needs to chill out! Montell Smooth is still laying into DC, whom he has cornered into the turnbuckle as he continues to land shot after shot into his stomach!
Eddie Mack: Vance Tybull looks under the ring and pulls out a lead pipe from under the ring! GI Styles grabs a steel chair from under the ring while Clark Duncan takes a kendo stick from under the ring! Superior Quality 85 slides into the ring! Montell whips DC out of the turnbuckle RUNNING RIGHT INTO A SHOT WITH THE LAPTOP INTO THE SKULL OF DC!
Matt Ryder: DC REELS BACK INTO THE ARMS OF MONTELL SMOOTH AS HE LIFTS HIM UP IN THE AIR! MONTELL HITS DC WITH THE ALPHA BOMB RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! MONTELL HOLDS DC THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!
Ring Announcer: Diamond Cage has been eliminated!
Eddie Mack: With an assist from Superior Quality right there, Montell Smooth eliminated Diamond Cage right out of the gate of this match! That’s how quickly this match can turn against you and where you can be eliminated in this contest! Montell rolls DC out of the ring while shifting himself up to a standing position AS SUPERIOR QUALITY 85 SLAMS THE LAPTOP RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF MONTELL AS HE CONTINUALLY SLAMS IT!
Matt Ryder: All is fair in this match and everyone is out to make sure that they win the match tonight! GI Styles slides in as Superior Quality notices AS GI COMES IN WITH A STEEL CHAIR SHOT RIGHT INTO THE DOME! NO! SQ SIDESTEPS AS HE WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND THE WAIST OF GI WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS!
Eddie Mack: SQ gets back up as GI starts to roll back to his BUT IS MET WITH A LEAD PIPE FROM VANCE TYBULL RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF SQ! GI is on his feet BUT CLARK DUNCAN LANDS A KENDO STICK SHOT AS IT CRACKS OFF THE FACE OF GI! Both of these men are beating down their opponents as we see Montell Smooth starts to rise from the background by use of the turnbuckle!
Matt Ryder: Vance Tybull pulls Superior Quality up as he drops the lead pipe on the ground! Tybull starts landing elbows into the face of SQ before he whips him into the ropes! TYBULL LANDS A SHOULDER BLOCK TO DROP SQ DOWN BUT SQ POPS RIGHT BACK UP! TYBULL RUNS BACK WITH A LARIAT TO SQ BUT SQ ROLLS TO HIS FEET! Tybull strikes with a European uppercut BEFORE HE LIFTS HIM UP TO LAND A SAITO SUPLEX DROPPING SQ!
Eddie Mack: VANCE TYBULL FLOATS OVER SUPERIOR QUALITY AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!
Eddie Mack: Superior Quality gets the shoulder up as his journey for a Pain for Pride victory tonight continues! We go to Clark Duncan WHO JUST LANDS A DEVASTATING HIP ATTACK INTO GI STYLES WHO WAS SITUATED INTO THE CORNER AFTER THAT KENDO STICK STRIKE TO THE SKULL! Clark pulls GI out of the corner as he hooks him in LIFTING GI OVER HIS HEAD AS HE WALKS TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH THE LAST LAUGH! CLARK DUNCAN HOOKS THE LEG OF GI STYLES AS HE LOOKS TO ELIMINATE HIM!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!
Ring Announcer: GI Styles has been eliminated!
Matt Ryder: Yo, bro! We are down to the four competitors who have survived this long! Superior Quality 85, still taking a beating from our other competitor, Vance Tybull, from his stomps all over his body! There is Clark Duncan, bringing himself back up to a vertical base after eliminating GI Styles and MONTELL SMOOTH RUNS IN WITH A DISCUS LARIAT RIGHT ACROSS THE THROAT OF CLARK DUNCAN! BRO, THAT WAS A NASTY LARIAT BY MONTELL RIGHT THERE!
Eddie Mack: Montell took Clark by surprise and that could have cost him! Montell is not going to wait AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN ON CLARK NOW!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Eddie Mack: CLARK KICKS OUT! HE STILL FIGHTS THROUGH THIS MATCH! Montell Smooth doesn’t look too happy about that as he positions himself up to his feet as Superior Quality runs in to take advantage of Clark Duncan being down! We go over to Vance Tybull, who is now stuck in a side-headlock by Montell Smooth, while taking punches to his face while being in the hold!
Matt Ryder: Bro, this is my pick for the winner and I need this big boy to power out of it! COME ON VANCE! DON’T LET THIS SCRUB TAKE YOU DOWN! Vance Tybull starts fighting to get to his feet… he stands on a knee as panic sets into Montell to get something done… BUT VANCE TYBULL TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THE OPPORTUNITY AS HE LIFTS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS IN THE TORTURE RACK!
Eddie Mack: Tybull drops down LANDING THE SPINE OF MONTELL SMOOTH ON HIS SHOULDERS AS HE KEEPS HIM THERE AND GETS BACK TO HIS FEET! He spins Montell around SPIKING MONTELL ON HIS HEAD WITH THE RIOT STARTER! THE URA SHOUTEN LANDS AS TYBULL RUSHES TO MAKE THE COVER!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!
Matt Ryder: MONTELL SMOOTH KICKS OUT! Vance does stop there as he drags Montell up to his feet from behind HOOKING AND LANDING THE SUN CITY SUNSET! THE OLYMPIC SLAM FOLDS MONTELL LIKE AN ACCORDION AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!
Ring Announcer: Montell Smooth has been eliminated!
Eddie Mack: Three men stand tall as they have survived for this long! Only one will walk out the first-ever winner of the Extreme Enigma Elimination Match! Who will it be? Superior Quality and Clark Duncan are still fighting AS SQ LANDS A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX TO SEND CLARK INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!
Matt Ryder: Superior Quality walks back to the corner as he stalks Clark Duncan, calling for him to stand to his feet while making insults towards him! Clark pushes himself up to a knee as you can tell that they have been fighting with intensity in this match! Clark is up to his feet as he turns KICKED IN THE GUT OF AS HE LIFTS HIM UP IN THE BRAINBUSTER! SQ DROPS CLARK DUNCAN WITH THE QDII BEING TURNED INTO A VICTIM OF SMALL PACKAGE DRIVER!
Eddie Mack: Clark Duncan has been taken out by SQ as you know he want th– VANCE TYBULL SLAMS A CHAIR RIGHT INTO THE HEAD OF SUPERIOR QUALITY! Vance just caught SQ by surprise with that chair shot as he drops it in front of the turnbuckle! Vance grabs SQ by the head as he lifts him up and places him on the top turnbuckle by his feet! Don’t do it Vance! He has a career still ahead of him!
Matt Ryder: VANCE’S GOING TO DO IT! VANCE LANDS A TOP ROPE BIG BAD DDT RIGHT INTO THE STEEL CHAIR! Vance goes for the pin as he looks to end the hopes of SQ HOOKING THE LEG FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!
Eddie Mack: NO! KICKOUT BY SUPERIOR QUALITY! VANCE TYBULL LOOKS UP SHOCKED AS HE CANNOT BELIEVE HE DIDN’T PUT AWAY SQ! VANCE DARTS OVER CLARK TO AS HE LOOKS TO PUT HIM AWAY!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!
Matt Ryder: ANOTHER KICKOUT AS CLARK BARELY GETS THE SHOULDER UP! TYBULL HAS TO BE ASKING HIMSELF WHAT HE NEEDS TO DO TO PUT THESE TWO AWAY! Tybull snaps up to his feet and goes right over to the steel chair as he opens it in the middle of the ring! Clark Duncan, who has already gotten himself on a knee, GRABBED FROM BEHIND BY TYBULL AS THIS COULD BE IT!
Eddie Mack: SUN CITY SUNSET RIGHT INTO THE OPEN STEEL CHAIR! CLARK HAS TO BE OUT AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!
Ring Announcer: Clark Duncan has been eliminated!
Eddie Mack: IT IS DOWN TO TWO! VANCE TYBULL AND SUPERIOR QUALITY ARE THE ONLY ONES LEFT STANDING! Tybull is on his feet as he motions for one more person BUT SQ COMES FROM BEHIND AS HE ROLLS UP TYBULL FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Matt Ryder: VANCE KICKS OUT AS SQ CAUGHT VANCE BY SURPRISE! Vance and SQ both push themselves up to their feet as they start hitting each other with punches to the face! Who’s going to get the upper hand, bro?
Eddie Mack: Vance Tybull lands a heavy shot to Superior Quality PULLING TYBULL IN FOR THE MARK OF THE WOLF! TYBULL DRIVES SQ RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS BUT HE KNOWS IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN THAT TO PUT HIM AWAY!
Matt Ryder: Tybull grabs him from the canvas in a waist-lock PULLING HIM UP WITH A DEADLIFT SUN CITY SUNSET! A DEADLIFT OLYMPIC SLAM FROM VANCE TYBULL TAKES HIM DOWN! TYBULL GOES FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!
Ring Announcer: Superior Quality 85 is eliminated!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and the first-ever Extreme Enigma Elimination Match… VAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEE TYYYYYYYYYYBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
Ryder: Congratulations to Vance Tybull for a TREMENDOUS display as he wins the first ever Extreme Enigma Elimination match! I’ll tell you one thing, he may have gone a little bit out of line last week on Showdown but he’s earned every bit of respect he might have gained from this victory tonight!
Mack: No doubt! Tybull keeps the streak going and he does it on the grandest stage of them all! You’ve got to figure being the “first Vance Tybull” would be something even Extreme Enigma would admire greatly.
( Hype video of Pain for Pride 9 plays featuring the song “Ready For The Good Life” (Jax Jones Remix) by Paloma Faith )
( Hype video for the ELITE AWC Triple Threat shows, highlighting the friendship, partnership, mentoring and rivalry taken place between the three participants of this match over the span of the last number of years. )
( Camera returns to a shot of Wembley Stadium from the sky, and a DIZZYING DISPLAY of fireworks light up the night sky in London!!! Camera returns to the arena where the ring announcer is standing in the middle of the ring. )
Ring Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE TIME HAS FINALLY ARRIVED TO OUR MAIN EVENT!!!!
( As the arena begins to simmer down, the lights would shut completely off – as the arena would be covered in a shade of black. After about ten seconds, rumbling that begins to sound more like thunder echoes through the arena, causing it to shake a bit; with flashes of bright light to follow the thundering sound. )
( “The Dragonborn Comes” by Malukah plays in the background. )
“Our hero, our hero, claims a warrior’s heart. I tell you, I tell you, the Dragonborn comes.”
( The bright flashes that appear like lightning, continues to spread around the arena, as the thundering only gets louder. )
“With a voice wielding power of the ancient nord art. Believe, believe, the Dragonborn comes.”
( In the middle of the stage, a bright circular light begins to form, with ancient Norse mythology markings consuming the middle of the circle. )
“For the darkness has passed, and the legend yet grows. You’ll know, you’ll know the Dragonborn comes.”
( Lightning pyrotechnics strikes down in the middle of the bright circle, causing the entire arena to shake and rumble. As it’s also consumed by very bright flashing lights, which appear like lightning surrounding the arena. )
“Dovahkiin, dovahkiin naal ok zin los vahriin wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal! ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!”
( “Dragonborn” by Jeremy Soule begins to play loudly throughout the arena, as Brian Daniels steps into the bright circle, wielding Mjolnir in his right hand; wearing Thor inspired attire, the steel plated replicated chest piece, with the flowing red cape behind it, upon his head he wears the replicated helmet, with matching kick-pads and trunks. Brian removes the chestplate and helmet before beginning to make his way down to ramp and to the ring )
(The arena comes to a silence and suddenly appears dark as you unexpectedly hear the voice of JARVIS commentating around the arena)
JARVIS: Oh hello, Wembley!
(“Shoot to Thrill” by AC/DC starts playing as a picture of The United Kingdom flag appears on the vast tron while the red and blue pyro go off and a dozen girl dancers dressed in black and gold come out and the crowd goes crazy)
JARVIS: Do not worry, your master is here. Just look up.
(A man dressed in a Black and Gold drops from the tron hoisted by tons of wires before being discharged onto the center circle)
JARVIS: Now each and every one of you must bow down to your Prince, Devan Dubian!
(The center of the circle starts spinning as a few trained automatons arise from the bottom and start taking apart Devan Dubians armor all the way to his wrestling gear which is revealed to be a black t-shirt with a blue electromagnet in the middle of his chest and a TRIPL3 armband with Catalan colors on his right arm)
Devan Dubian (screaming): It’s good to be back home!
(“This Means War” by Avenged Sevenfold starts playing as all the other extracurricular things withdraw and Devan Dubian starts walking down the ramp and enters the ring)
Stew: Oh boy! The hometown boy returning home in spectacular fashion! You can feel the electricity in the air Dubian makes his way down the ramp; this could be Dubian’s moment where he finally grasps onto something that some believe he should have won years ago.
(The arena silences as soldiers dressed in World War II uniforms begin to come out from the back and march down the entrance ramp single file, splitting off in two’s directly across from each other.)
(The arena darkens as the opening to “2nd Sucks” by A Day to Remember begins to play)
(Starr Stan is raised on a platform from under the entrance ramp with his head down and a large shield covering most of his body)
(The word “FIGHT!” echos throughout the arena as red, white, and blue pyro goes off behind Starr Stan as he lifts the shield up with his right hand, revealing the Answers World Championship in his left and a full Captain America suit)
(Starr walks down the ramp with the world championship raised above his head… three jets soar over the arena in a triangular formation, as they release red, white, and blue mist across the sky. The soldiers would then aim and cock their guns toward the sky, each of them two by two, as Starr Stan passed them by on the rampway.)
Mercer: Well you can tell where the US fans are in the audience! The crowd is giving Starr a mixed reaction but he’s out here supporting his home country of America!
(Starr stops at the final soldiers, handing one his shield and the other his mask. He removes the rest of his extra accessories revealing a blue singlet with a large “A” on it. Starr steps into the ring and immediately goes to the corner overlooking both his opponents, raising the Answers World Championship above his head as the camera cuts back to the ring announcer who’s standing by.)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is YOUR LONG AWAITED, ANTICIPATED MAIN EVENT OF THE EVEEEEENNNIIINNNGGGG…AND IT IS FOR THE ANSWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWERSSSSSS CHAMPIOOONSHIP OOOOOOOOOF!!!!!!! THEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOORLD!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!
Ring Annoucer: Introducing first one of the challengers… from Leicester, England, United Kingdom… he weighed in tonight at 240 POOOOUUNNNNDDSSS!!!! HE IS THE “BLUE PRINCE”, “THE AMAZING EMIR”…. HE IS DEVVVAAANNNN DUUUBBBIIIAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Devan Dubian slowly raises his right arm into the air as the hometown crowd explodes with a deafening cheer.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing next one of the challengers… from New York City, New York…. weighing in tonight at 210 POOOOUUUNNDSSS!!!!! HE IS THE “DRAGONBORN”….. HE IS BRIIIAAANNNNNN DANNNIIEEELLLLSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
(Brian Daniels remains almost emotionless as the crowd roar with emotion.)
Ring Announcer: And introducing the champion…. from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania…. weighing in tonight at 240 POOOOOUUUNNNDDDSSSS!!!!!! HE IS “EAW’S ONLY OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST”, “THE ELITE CHAMPION”, “AMERICA’S CHAMPION”…. HE IS THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING ANSWERS HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOORRLLDDDDD!!!!!! STARRRRRRRRRRRRR STAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!
(The England crowd gives an uproar of boo’s as the hint of a smile crosses the face of Starr Stan.)
(Ding, Ding, Ding!)
Ryder: The bell rings and this match has finally begun! The champion, Starr Stan; the challengers, Devan Dubian and Brian Daniels, which man is going to walk out of the main event of Pain For Pride with that illustrious Answers World Championship! You can feel the electricity in the air; this has been building for months! The war these three men had with RAGNAROK; the war that both Brian Daniels and Devan Dubian have had leading into Pain for Pride. Everything leading to this one moment, this one match; which one of these three men are going to throw the first shot— AND BRIAN DANIELS CHARGING OUT OF THE GATE, STRAIGHT AT DEVAN DUBIAN! BRIAN DRIVING THAT SHOULDER UNDER THE RIBS OF DUBIAN, PUSHING HIM BACK INTO THE CORNER; BRIAN FIRING WITH LEFTS, RIGHTS, CHOPS, HEABUTTS; ANYTHING THAT HE CAN HIT HIM WITH! DUBIAN TRYING TO COVER UP, BUT, STARR FROM BEHIND LOCKING THE WAIST OF BRIAN DANIELS AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH THE GERMAN SUPLEX! Dubian bursting out of the corner as Starr shoots back up to his feet! Dubian with a clothesline, but Starr ducking underneath, this time locking the waist of Dubian and takes him down with another German Suplex!
Stew: Starr tries back up onto his feet, but Brian cuts him off with a stiff kick to the chest, and another! You can almost feel the impact of those kicks! Brian looking for a third—- BUT STARR CATCHING THE LEG AND TRIES TO TURN IT INTO THAT ANKLE LOCK, BUT BRIAN IMMEDIATELY ROLLING THROUGH AND SENDS STARR FLYING THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE! BUT LOOK AT BRIAN, LOOKING TO FOLLOW IT UP WITH SOMETHING BIG! SUICIDE DIVE— WHAT A DROPKICK FROM DEVAN DUBIAN! DEVAN DUBIAN CUTTING BRIAN DANIELS OFF AS HE HAD STARR STAN LOCKED DIRECTLY IN HIS SIGHTS! Dubian looking for the cover, but Brian kicks out before one! Dubian’s eyes shooting directly towards Starr Stan as Brian Daniels sits up holding his jaw. Dubian turning his attention back to Daniels as he sees that Starr Stan took quite the bad landing; Dubian dragging Brian back to his feet and hits him with a stiff European Uppercut! Brian stumbling back as Dubian follows it up with another; Brian stumbles back into the corner and Dubian hits him with a hard close fisted shot to the jaw!
Mercer: You can see Starr Stan, still down to a knee watching as Dubian controls Brian Daniels, it’s almost like he has no problem sitting back for the moment and letting the two of them take each other out. Dubian grabbing the arm of Brian Daniels and sends him across the ring with the irish whip! Dubian in quick pursuit, following it up with the corner clothesline! No, Brian Daniels with the dropkick to the knee of Devan Dubian; Dubian crashing face first into that middle turnbuckle! Dubian stumbling backwards— and Brian takes advantage, rolling up Dubian! But Starr immediately reaching under the bottom rope and drags Brian Daniels to the outside! And Starr sends Brian Daniels crashing back into that barricade! Did you see the back of Brian’s head hit the top of that barricade! Starr slides back to his feet as Dubian makes his way back to his feet, trying to shake out those cobwebs! Starr taking Dubian down with a chop block! And another! Starr-Stan targeting that right leg of Devan Dubian. Starr dragging Dubian across the ring to the ropes, putting that leg on the bottom rope and leaps high into the air bring all of his weight back down onto the knee!
Stew: Starr’s found his weak point and like a shark that smells blood, he’s taking full advantage! Starr letting Dubian stumble back to his feet and pulls him in, locking the waist! BUT BRIAN FROM BEHIND LOCKING THE WAIST OF STARR-STAN! DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEX! DUBIAN SENT FLYING ACROSS THE RING, BUT BRIAN’S GRIP AROUND THE WAIST OF STARR REMAINS UNBROKEN! Brian dragging Starr back to his feet, but Starr with a hard elbow to the jaw of Brian Daniels! But, Brian powering through it and takes Starr down with another German Suplex! Brian still has that grip locked firmly around the waist of Starr, looking for a third; Starr using his leg to block it! Starr with an elbow to the jaw of Brian! And another! Rapid fire elbows from Starr-Stan to one of his challengers! Starr’s able to turn it around on Brian, this time taking Brian overhead with a half and half suplex! Starr shooting back to his feet as a damage Brian gets back to his; Starr with a clothesline! NO, BRIAN CATCHING THE ARM AND USES STARR’S MOMENTUM TO TAKE HIM DOWN! BRIAN’S LOOKING FOR THAT FOURTH SEAL, BUT STARR’S TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT! BRIAN JUST NEEDS TO LOCK THOSE HANDS… AND HE DOES! STARR’S TRAPPED IN THAT FOURTH SEAL! BRIAN’S WRENCHING BACK WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS— BUT DUBIAN’S THERE TO BREAK THE HOLD WITH AN WICKED FOREARM TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF BRIAN DANIELS!
Ryder: Dubian may have definitely just saved Starr there! A stunned Brian Daniels is clutching at the back of his head as he gingerly makes his way back to his feet. Dubian stalking the man that he won the Grand Rampage with a few months ago… AND DUBIAN GRABS BRIAN DANIELS AND VIOLENTLY THROWS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THAT STEEL RING POST! YOU COULD HEAR THE IMPACT AS BONE MET STEEL! Brian just falling through the ropes to the outside, but Dubian looks to be in quick pursuit! Brian’s slowly making his way to a knee BUT DUBIAN ALMOST IMMEDIATELY GRABS HIM AND SENDS HIM SHOULDER AND NECK FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS! BRIAN JUST BOUNCING OFF THOSE STEPS LIKE A RAGDOLL! DUBIAN MOUNTING AN ALMOST DEFENCELESS BRIAN DANIELS AND BEGINS TO REIGN IN THOSE CLOSE FISTED SHOTS! DUBIAN’S LIKE A MAN POSSESSED; Dubian finally stops, but he looks like he’s far from finished. Dubian dragging Brian back to his feet, leaning him against the barricade and hits him with a hard chop! But, look at Brian! Brian trying to fight back; a hard right hand! Another! But, Dubian fires back with a hard knee to the stomach BEFORE DRIVING HIS SHOULDER INTO THE RIBS OF BRIAN AND SENDS HIM SPINE FIRST INTO THE EDGE OF THAT RING APRON! You can almost see the air being driven from the lungs of Brian Daniels as Dubian continues this relentless assault!
Stew: BUT LOOK AT STARR— STARR COMING FROM THE TOP ROPE, TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY TAKING OUT DUBIAN! I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT I WOULD HAVE SEEN STARR-STAN PULL THAT OUT OF HIS ARSENAL! Starr’s the first back to his feet, but somehow Dubian isn’t too far behind! Starr with a European Uppercut, following it up with a stiff chop to the chest! But, Dubian fires back with a stiff European Uppercut of his own, immediately following it up with a knee to the mid-section of the champion! Dubian grabbing the arm of Starr-Stan and sends him crashing into the barricade! NO, STARR COUNTERS, TWISTING OUT OF IT AND PULLS DUBIAN IN— STARR STAN SENDS DEVAN DUBIAN OVER THE BARRICADE, CRASHING INTO THE UNFORGIVING CONCRETE FLOOR WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! DUBIAN COULD BE UNCONSCIOUS! Starr immediately turning his attention to Brian Daniels; I think that this may have been his plan and it’s worked to perfection! Allow both Brian and Dubian to take each other out; use their hatred of one another to the point to where you’re able to swoop in and clean up the scraps! Dubian hasn’t moved after taking a nasty landing and Brian’s right for the pickings! Starr dragging Brian back to his feet and rolls him back into the ring. Brian’s still clutching at both his shoulder and neck after that vicious onslaught by Dubian.
Mercer: Brian pushing himself back onto his hands and knees, but Starr locks those arms around the waist of Brian and powers him over with a German Suplex! Starr keeping that grip, dragging an almost defenceless Brian Daniels back to his feet and takes him down with another! We’ve seen Starr do this countless times in the past! Starr dragging Brian back up to a vertical base again before taking him back down with a third German Suplex! Starr looking for one more, dragging Brian back to his feet— Brian trying to fight out of it! The fact that he’s still got some fight left in him after what he’s been through thus far is almost admirable, but Starr powering through and takes Brian down completing that Elite Four! Dubian has been able to drag himself back to his feet and drags himself over the barricade! Starr has his sights completely set on Brian Daniels; Dubian rolling back into the ring, behind Starr; I don’t think that Starr has any idea on what’s behind him! Brian’s getting back to his feet as Starr looks to close in— BUT DUBIAN SWINGS STARR BACK AROUND!! BLEEDING EDGE!!!!! NO, STARR COUNTERS— OLYMPIC SLAM!!!! STARR-STAN WITH AN EMPHATIC OLYMPIC SLAM TO DEVAN DUBIAN!! STARR BURSTING BACK TO HIS FEET AND PULLS DOWN THE STRAPS!! STARR’S KICKING IT INTO ANOTHER GEAR AS BRIAN’S ABLE TO PULL HIMSELF BACK TO A VERTICAL BASE!!! STARR PULLS HIM IN!!! ANOTHER OLYMPIC SLAM!!!! NO, BRIAN COUNTERS, DROPPING BEHIND STARR!!! CAUSTIC ECHO!!!! BRIAN ALMOST KICKED STARR’S HEAD OFF!!!! STARR GOES DOWN AND BRIAN FALLS INTO THE COVER!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!
Ryder: STARR KICKS OUT AFTER TWO, THERE’S NO WAY IN HELL THAT STARR’S GOING TO STAY DOWN WHEN THERE’S STILL FIGHT IN HIM! BUT, BRIAN TAKING ADVANTAGE AND COVERS THE STILL DOWN DUBIAN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!
Ryder: THIS TIME DUBIAN KICKS OUT! Brian’s eyes shooting towards the referee, almost certain that it should have been three! You can see the grimaces of pain crossing the face of Brian Daniels everytime he moves, but the man continues to fight through. Brian’s made his way back to his feet as both Starr and Dubian push their ways onto their knees. Brian beginning to feel it and kicks Starr in the chest with an absolutely brutal shoot kick! You could almost feel that shot yourself! Now, Brian turns his attention to Dubian and does the exact same thing that he did to Starr! BRIAN JUST REPEATEDLY FIRING AWAY AT THE CHESTS OF BOTH STARR AND DUB WITH THOSE BRUTAL SHOOT KICKS! STARR, DUB, STARR, DUB, STARR, DUB; BRIAN HAS SNAPPED! BRIAN GRABBING THE HEAD OF DUBIAN AND DRIVES THE POINT OF HIS KNEE INTO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD— AND IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A ROUNDHOUSE TO THE HEAD OF STARR! Both Starr and Dubian roll out of the ring in front of us BUT BRIAN BURSTS ACROSS THE RING AND FLIES THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! ALL THREE MEN GO CRASHING INTO OUR TABLE!!
Mercer: Brian pulls himself back to his feet, still showing signs that both his shoulder and neck are bothering him. Brian dragging Dubian back to his feet; I think that he may be looking for a little revenge for that earlier assault at the hand of Dubian. Brian with a hard forearm to the jaw of Dubian, following it up with a European Uppercut! Dubian’s on wobbly legs as Brian pulls him in AND SEND HIM INTO THE EDGE OF THE RING APRON WITH A SNAP SUPLEX! THE LOWER SPINE OF DEVAN DUBIAN MEETING THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING BEFORE ALMOST DROPPING DOWN ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! Brian looks far from finished as he drags Dubian back up to a vertical base; the hint of a smile crossing the face of Brian Daniels, showing that he’s enjoying every second of what he’s doing to Devan Dubian. Months of frustration being let out tonight; Brian pulling Dubian in once again, this time dropping him on the ring apron with a back suplex! Brian taking a look out to the crowd before making his way onto the apron and begins to climb up to the top! Starr’s beginning to stir as Brian sits perched on the top rope! Dubian’s in a bad position here AND BRIAN—- BRIAN CRUSHED DEVAN DUBIAN INTO THE RING APRON WITH A DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP FROM THE TOP!! DUBIAN HAS TO BE OUT OF IT, WE NEED HELP!! AND LOOK AT BRIAN, BLOOD BEGINNING TO SPIT FROM THE MOUTH OF DEVAN DUBIAN AND ALL BRIAN DANIELS IS DOING IS LAUGH!! THE MAN COULD HAVE SERIOUS INTERNAL INJURIES!!
Stew: Brian jumping off the apron as Dubian slowly rolls back into the ring; Starr has made his way back to a knee and it seems like Brian is turning his attention to the champion. Brian with a hard shoot kick to the side of the ribs of the Answers World Champion! Starr hit our table the hardest after that suicide dive from Brian Daniels and I think that Brian may have found a chip in the champion’s armour! Brian dragging Starr back up to his feet and hits him in the ribs with a hard knee! What’s Brian looking to do? Brian dragging Starr up onto our announcers table, I think Brian may have the intention of taking out the champion for good! Brian dragging Starr up to his feet and pulls him in! NO, BRIAN, DON’T DO THIS! BRIAN’S LOOKING TO PILEDRIVER STARR-STAN THROUGH OUR TABLE! YOU’LL BREAK THE MAN’S NECK! STARR’S FIGHTING IT; HE STILL HAS ENOUGH AWARENESS TO KNOW THAT HE’S IN AN EXTREMELY BAD POSITION! STARR’S ABLE TO GET OUT OF IT, PUSHING BRIAN AWAY! BRIAN THOUGH, NOT GIVING STARR ANY ROOM TO BREATHE! BRIAN WITH A HARD KICK TO THE CHEST OF STARR! STARR FIRES BACK WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! BRIAN WITH A KICK! STARR WITH ANOTHER UPPERCUT! THESE TWO REFUSING TO STAND DOWN AS THEY TRADE BLOWS ON TOP OF OUR TABLE! BRIAN WITH ANOTHER STIFF KICK AND FINALLY STARR DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE! BRIAN’S LOOKING TO KEEP STARR DOWN FOR GOOD!!! CAUSTIC ECHO!!!!!!!!!!!
Mercer: STARR DODGES AND CATCHES BRIAN IN A BAD SPOT!!! OLYMPIC— OH MY GOD!!!! STARR-STAN WITH AN OLYMPIC SLAM TO BRIAN DANIELS STRAIGHT THROUGH THE VACANT ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!!! THIS IS WHAT ALL THREE MEN ARE WILLING TO PUT THEMSELVES THROUGH TO BECOME THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! BOTH BRIAN DANIELS AND STARR STAN LIE IN THE MIDDLE OF WHAT’S LEFT OF THAT TABLE; DEVAN DUBIAN IS BARELY MOVING IN THE RING! Somehow, Starr-Stan is crawling out of the wreckage; this man has no quit, an incredible amount of resilience. Starr dragging himself to his feet and pulls himself under the bottom rope. Dubian’s trying to sit up, who knows how much damage has been done to his ribs after that double footstomp from Brian. Starr’s back to his feet; Dubian’s pushing his way back to a knee; Brian hasn’t moved an inch since that Olympic Slam. Starr with a hard right hand to the jaw of Dubian! Dubian fires back with a hard right of his own! It’s almost fitting to what this match has come down to; the former apprentice, Devan Dubian and the master, Starr-Stan! Which man will be the last man standing? Dubian’s gaining the upperhand, pushing Starr back into the ropes! Dubian grabbing the arm of Starr-Stan and irish whips him across the ring and Starr rebounds back into a clothesline! No, Starr ducking underneath and locks the waist of Dubian! Overhead release German Suplex! Dubian stumbling back to his feet and Starr immediately pulls him in! Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex! Dubian trying to sit up but Starr bursting off the ropes and almost decapitates Dubian with a low lariat!
Stew: You can feel this match slowly slipping from the grasp of Devan Dubian! Starr has Dubian locked directly in his sights; his eyes look like they’re of a man possessed! Dubian slowly, slowly getting back to his feet as Starr charges AND ALMOST TAKES HIS HEAD OFF WITH A RUNNING DISCUS EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! WHAT A SHOT FROM STARR-STAN! BUT, STARR DOESN’T LOOK FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT, INSTEAD HE STARTS TO MAKE HIS WAY TO THE TOP ROPE! WE’VE SEEN STARR-STAN DO THIS IN THE PAST, DUBIAN HASN’T MOVED AN INCH! STARR’S PERCHED ON THE TOP ROPE; HE TAKES ONE LAST LOOK AT DEVAN DUBIAN BEFORE HE LEAPS— STARRSAULT!!!! BLEEDING EDGE?!?!?! HE DIDN’T JUST—- DEVAN DUBIAN JUST COUNTERED THE STARRSAULT INTO THE BLEEDING EDGE!!! DUBIAN NEEDS TO COVER!!!! DUBIAN GINGERLY, SLOWLY ROLLING STARR ONTO HIS BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG!!
Stew: NEW CHAMPION!!!!
Stew: YOU’RE… YOU’RE KIDDING! STARR-STAN JUST KICKED OUT – HOW?! WHAT IS WILLING THESE MEN TO CONTINUE! THAT HAD TO BE NOTHING MORE THAN INSTINCT! DUBIAN SLOWLY ROLLING OFF OF STARR BEFORE HE LOOKS AT THE REFEREE WITH THOSE STILL GLAZED EYES! WHAT’S IT GOING TO TAKE TO KEEP THESE MEN DOWN?! Dubian grabbing onto the bottom rope, using them to pull himself back to his feet; what’s going through the mind of Devan Dubian? What does he think he needs to do to win that Answers World Championship? Starr’s trying to push his way back onto his hands and knees, but he has little to nothing left! AND LOOK AT DUBIAN, IT’S ALMOST LIKE A SWITCH HAS BEEN FLIPPED! DUBIAN’S ALMOST FROTHING FROM THE MOUTH AS HE HAS HIS EYES LOCKED ON STARR!! STARR’S UP TO HIS HANDS AND KNEES AS DUBIAN CHARGES— THAT LAST RESORT PUNT!!! STARR DODGES AND ROLLS DUBIAN UP!!
Mercer: BUT STARR DOESN’T HOLD THE PIN, INSTEAD HE TURNS IT INTO THE ANKLE LOCK!! DUBIAN’S TRYING TO SCRATCH AND CLAW HIS WAY TO THE ROPES— BUT STARR GRAPEVINES THE LEG!! DUBIAN’S TRAPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! DUBIAN’S TRYING TO DRAG HIMSELF TO THE BOTTOM ROPE; AT THIS POINT, I THINK DUBIAN WOULD BE WILLING TO HAVE HIS ANKLE BROKEN BEFORE GIVING UP!! DUBIAN’S SLOWLY MAKING HIS WAY TO THE ROPES… HE’S ALMOST THERE—- AND STARR GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AND DRAGS DUBIAN BACK INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING BEFORE LOCKING THAT GRAPEVINE BACK IN!! YOU CAN HEAR DUBIAN SCREAM IN PAIN AS HE CONTINUES TO SCRATCH AND CLAW HIS WAY TO THE ROPES; HOW MUCH MORE IS DUBIAN GOING TO BE ABLE TO TAKE?! DUBIAN’S INCHES AWAY… DUBIAN TAPS!!!!!!! NO! BRIAN CAUGHT HIS ARM!!! BRIAN CAUGHT DUBIAN’S ARM AS IT WAS ABOUT AN INCH AWAY FROM THE MAT!!! DUBIAN’S SCREAMING IN PAIN AS BRIAN SHAKES HIS HEAD; HE’S NOT GOING TO LET IT END LIKE THAT, NOT WHILE HE HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!!! BRIAN DRAGGING DUBIAN UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE, FORCING STARR TO RELEASE THE HOLD; DUBIAN CLUTCHING STRAIGHT AT THE ANKLE AS BRIAN JUMPS UP ONTO THE APRON!! STARR GETS BACK TO HIS FEET— SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK TO THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!
Ryder: NO, STARR CAUGHT THE LEG!! ANKLE LOCK TO BRIAN DANIELS, THIS MAN IS A FREAK!! BUT, BRIAN ROLLING THROUGH BEFORE STARR’S ABLE TO COMPLETELY LOCK IT IN! STARR’S ABLE TO STOP HIMSELF BEFORE HITTING THOSE TURNBUCKLES— BUT TURNS STRAIGHT INTO A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD!! STARR FALLS BACK INTO THE CORNER, CATCHING HIMSELF ON THE TOP ROPE; BUT BRIAN WASTING NO TIME, CHARGING ACROSS THE RING BEFORE BURSTING BACK WITH A HARD RUNNING DROPKICK TO THE JAW OF THE CHAMPION!! BRIAN JUMPING BACK TO HIS FEET, LOOKING FOR ANOTHER, BUT STARR BURSTING OUT OF THE CORNER AND ALMOST TAKES BRIAN’S HEAD OFF WITH A WILD LARIAT!!! BRIAN DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND STARR TURNS AROUND—- VALOR MORGHULIS!!!! BRIAN WITH THAT RUNNING BUSAIKU KNEEKICK!!! BRIAN HOOKS THE LEG!!!
Mercer: NO, DUBIAN’S BREAKS THE PIN!!! DUBIAN SAVING THE MATCH FOR BOTH HIMSELF AND STARR-STAN!!! ALL THREE MEN HAVE GIVEN IT THEIR ALL; THROWING EVERYTHING THAT THEY HAVE AT EACH OTHER!! STARR, BRIAN AND DUBIAN ARE DOWN; Brian and Dubian are slowly pushing themselves back to their feet. Dubian’s barely able to place any pressure on that left ankle after that ankle lock; Brian’s still feeling the effects of being Olympic Slammed through that Announcers Table and Starr may be unconscious after that knee directly to the jaw. Brian and Dubian are using each other to get back to their feet – Brian with a stiff chop to the chest for Dubian, but Dubian fires right back with a European Uppercut! But, Brian immediately targets that leg of Dubian with a hard kick; Dubian dropping down to a knee! Brian with another kick, this time to the upper thigh! Dubian clutching at his leg as Brian hits the ropes AND REBOUNDS STRAIGHT INTO THAT SCOOP POWERSLAM!! DUBIAN GOES STRAIGHT BACK TO THAT LEG AS HE LETS OUT A ROAR OF PURE EMOTION AS HE SLAMS HIS FIST INTO THE CANVAS!! DUBIAN STALKING BRIAN AS HE SLOWLY PULLS HIMSELF BACK TO A VERTICAL BASE LIKE A SNAKE THAT’S COILED TO STRIKE!! BRIAN’S UP—- BLEEDING EDGE!!!!!
Stew: NO, BRIAN BLOCKS IT, GRABBING THE ARM OF DEVAN DUBIAN, TRYING TO TAKE HIM DOWN!! BRIAN’S ABLE TO WRESTLE DUBIAN DOWN TO THE MAT AND TRAPS THE ARM… BRIAN JUST NEEDS TO LOCK THOSE HANDS— AND HE DOES!!! THE FOURTH SEAL IS LOCKED IN!!! DUBIAN’S TRAPPED, WILL HE TAP?! ARE WE MOMENTS AWAY FROM CROWNING A NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! BUT STARR’S BACK TO HIS FEET, GRABBING THE ANKLE OF BRIAN DANIELS, DRAGGING HIM AWAY FROM DUBIAN!! DUBIAN ROLLING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE AS STARR LOCKS IN THAT ANKLE LOCK NOW ON BRIAN DANIELS AND NOW BRIAN FINDS HIMSELF TRAPPED!!! BUT, BRIAN IS ABLE TO ROLL ONTO HIS BACK, HITTING STARR IN THE HEAD WITH A HARD BOOT AND ANOTHER!! A DAMAGED STARR STAN STUMBLES BACK AS BRIAN SHOOTS BACK TO HIS FEET; STARR CHARGES AT BRIAN—- BUT BRIAN CUTS HIM OFF WITH A CAUSTIC ECHO!!!! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY WHAT A KICK!!! STARR, STILL ON HIS FEET, REFUSING TO GO DOWN, REFUSING TO DIE!!! ANOTHER CAUSTIC ECHO!!!!! THIS TIME THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION FALLS DOWN TO A KNEE—- A THIRD CAUSTIC ECHO AND THIS TIME TO CHAMPION GOES DOWN!!!!! BRIAN DANIELS INTO THE COVER, IS THIS MATCH FINALLY OVER?!
Mercer: LAST RESORT!!!!! DUBIAN BREAKS UP THE PIN WITH SICKENING PUNT TO BRIAN DANIELS!!!!!! BRIAN SENT ROLLING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE— DUBIAN CLUTCHING AT THAT LEG, HE NEEDS TO COVER!!! COME ON DUBIAN, WIN YOURSELF A CHAMPIONSHIP!!! DUBIAN CRAWLING, SCRATCHING; DOING EVERYTHING THAT HE CAN TO DRAG HIMSELF INTO THE COVER!!!! DEVAN DUBIAN FINALLY HOOKS THE LEG!!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KICKOUTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mercer: STARR STAN KICKS OUT!!!!!! DEVAN DUBIAN HAS COMPLETELY SNAPPED, HE WAS CERTAIN, I WAS CERTAIN THAT HE HAD IT WON, BUT SOMEHOW, SOME WAY THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION HAS SOME WILL TO CONTINUE!!!! DEVAN DUBIAN IS JUST STANDING OVER HIS FORMER MENTOR AS HE TRIES TO USE DEVAN DUBIAN TO DRAG HIMSELF TO HIS FEET!!! DEVAN DUBIAN REACHING DOWN AND DRAGS STARR BACK TO HIS FEET, LOOKING HIS FORMER MENTOR IN THE EYES—– BLEEDING EDGE!!!!! I DON’T THINK THAT I’VE EVER SEEN DEVAN DUBIAN HIT IT THAT EMPHATICALLY!!!!! DEVAN DUBIAN HOOKING BOTH LEGS!!!!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ding, Ding, Ding!)
(“This Means War” – Avenged Sevenfold hits as Devan Dubian rolls off Starr Stan and is handed the Answers World Championship. Dub pushes his way to his knees and clutches the Answers World Championship in both hands.)
Ring Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH…. AND THE NEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEEEEEVVAAANNN DDDDUUUBBBBIIAAANNN!!!!!!!!
Mack: DUBIAN DID IT, DUBIAN DID IT, DUBIAN DID IT!!!! DEVAN DUBIAN HAS WON THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! WHAT A MATCH!!!!
(Confetti begins to fall as Dubian pushes his way back to his feet and makes his way over to the corner, climbing to the middle rope and raising the Answers World Championship high into the air.)
Mack: WHAT A NIGHT, WHAT A SPECTACLE, WHAT A SHOW!! WHAT A WAY TO END IT; DEVAN DUBIAN HAS FINALLY WON THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS IS ALL THE TIME THAT WE HAVE LEFT – THIS IS EDDIE MACK SIGNING OUT FOR THE REST OF THE ANNOUNCING TEAM, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US FOR THE GRANDEST SPECTACLE OF THEM ALL: PAIN FOR PRIDE!! GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!!!
(Devan Dubian leaves the right and walks over the his family as the camera fades to black.)
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