( EAW Intro plays )
( The image of an arm with a cast over it pops up on the screen )
( Camera pans out to a young wrestler nearly in tears with an arm cast in a training room. The doctor’s face is grim. )
Doctor: I’m sorry, young man.. your injuries are far too great for you to be cleared to compete again.
( The young wrestler buries his head in his hands )
Narrator: It’s easy to forget how hard it is to be a wrestler.
( Dozens of shots flicker showing collegiate and amateur wrestlers competing in gyms, mats, cafeterias with rings and pads set up. People taking brutal bumps and wrestling moves. )
Narrator: Hundreds of thousands in the United States and millions world wide have the same dream.. to become great in this art-form. It’s combat like no other.. Out of those several million, not even a fraction get their foot into the door. For the many who experience the pain, the sweat, the blood and the tears with weakness leaving their body everytime they go out there; still VERY VERY few even had a chance.
( A wrestler can be seen being powerbombed out of the ring and landing on his neck. The screen goes to black )
( B.O.B – “Bombs Away” instrumental hits. The scene opens at the top of mountains, and the camera speeds across what seems like the entire planet hovering over mountains, forests, villages, third world countries, urban cities, small towns, great cities, lakes, oceans and etc.. )
Narrator: Every year we undergo a celebration of the select few who, by the merciful hands of Fate have been allowed a chance to go through the pain and honor their pride. A select few who stand in the doorway of destiny and look to pass through to the realm of legends… these men and women will go through pain not meant to be felt by human beings in order to leave winners. TONIGHT WE FOUND OUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HEROES AND IMMORTALS!
( Camera enters Seattle and stops before the Space Needle and it is lighting up green. Y2Impact can be seen standing at the edge of the deck staring into the camera )
Y2Impact Voiceover: The second most important day of your life is the day you were born. The first is when you find out why. And I do it in my home-town!!!
( Pan to Dark Demon standing alone in an empty CenturyLink field on the turf staring off into the mountains in the distance )
Dark Demon V.O. : I’ll never let the pressure break me.. especially when I’m fighting for so much more than myself.
( Pan to Prince of Phenomenal running up empty stadium steps in the morning )
POP V.O. : I’m protecting what’s mine because NOBODY ELSE is going to protect it for me.
( Pan to Heart Break Boy sparring in a ring in an empty gym )
HBB V.O. : This is about defending my honor. I’ve went through so much pain and I won’t let another man soil everything I’ve worked for!
( Pan to Liam Catterson in the back-seat of a car at dawn looking out the window at the CenturyLink stadium holding his Answers World Championship )
Liam Catterson V.O. : I can’t depend on anybody to fulfill my destiny. I’m going to go out and get it.
( Pan to Jaywalker at a desk standing over his World Heavyweight Championship )
Jaywalker V.O. : All my career and all my life people have taken from me… So I’ve learned QUICK that the only way to prevent that is to take from others first!
( From a window in Jaywalkers room, The Legendary Sekaiichi can be seen walking as a shadowy figure )
( Pan to Extreme Enigma meditating in a dojo with reefer burning behind him )
Extreme Enigma: Every day you haven’t moved forward accounts for two steps taken backwards.
( Pan to Cameron Ella Ava practicing judo on a punching bag )
Cameron V.O. : I won’t ever give up on my dream of being the best… no matter how much anyone tells me to!
( Pan to Methuselah in his trenchcoat at the backstage of the arena. He looks in the mirror and see’s a younger version of himself as Mr. DEDEDE grinning back )
Meth V.O. : I’ve been pushed too far to turn back now.
( Methuselah strikes the mirror as the entire image shatters and the music ends )
( “Light Up The Sky” – Thousand Foot Krutch hits. Preview of Pain for Pride airs. All matches, including special highlights of the Cash in the Vault participants are shown. At the end the EAW banner is waved )
Narrator: And now…
( Suddenly, Scott Diamond tears through the EAW banner with a big grin )
Scott Diamond: AND NOW BABYLON FALLS, AND ARMAGEDDON BEGINS. GOOD-BYE EAW!!!
( Scott hits the Point Blank kick as the camera falls to the black floor )
( The floors are reflective like mirrors, and the mirror floors reflect a bright light )
( “Light Up The Sky” – Thousand Foot Krutch plays )
Narrator: And now sin is met with sin.. war is met with chaos. THE WORLD is in attendance and the battle may be our last! Welcome to the sixth ANNUAL PAIN FOR PRIDE!!
( Camera pans to the arena where the thousands of fans erupt into deafening cheers that can be heard throughout the city. Fireworks are blasting from the roof of the arena and massive explosions are shooting across the sky )
Stew: IT’S THE MOST AMAZING SHOW ON EARTH!!! IT’S SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO SEE TO BELIEVE, AND TO BE HERE IS TO TRULY FEEL THE ENERGY! PAIN FOR PRIDE SIX!!! SIX!!! WE’VE TRULY SEEN IT ALL AND I’M TRULY BLESSED TO BE HERE TO CALL EVERY MINUTE OF IT!
( Multi-colored blasts shoot all over the sky as the sky is literally being litten up by the blasts. Fireworks from the mountains beyond shoot and military planes fly over the horizon in formation )
HYC: UNBELIEVABLE atmosphere! My God folks, I can BARELY hear myself talk but if you can hear me we are breaking RECORDS! MILLIONS world wide coming in for tonights show and this stadium is jam packed with 71 THOUSANDS IN ATTENDANCE! THE LINEUP is INCREDIBLE! The fireworks are like a WAR-ZONE! Lets turn it over to the Showdown table!
( Camera pans to WWEFan and Flashback sitting along side eachother )
Flashback: YES, FOLKS, FLASH-MONEY COMMENTARY AT PAIN FOR PRIDE AND THE FACT THAT IM SCREAMING ENTAILS HOW LOUD IT IS! I’M FLASHBACK,
WWEFan: AND I’M WWEFAN AND THIS WILL BE AN INCREDIBLE EVENT TO CALL ON ALL CYLINDERS! THE LINEUPS FOR THIS ENTIRE EVENT ARE BREATHTAKING AND WE’RE GONNA GET INTO THE FIRST MATCH RIGHT NOW… MAN IF THESE FANS ARE HYPED IMAGINE WHEN THEY FIND OUT WHAT THE OPENING CONTEST IS!
Mr. DEDEDE: You forgot about us, Fan!
( Camera pans to the NEO commentary table as Mr. DEDEDE and Deadprez are seated and DEDEDE is plugging his ears )
Deadprez: We’re at the NEO broadcast and like our colleagues said it’s DEAFENING in here! We will be calling the Young Lions Championship finals as The Deity takes on Tyson Michaels and Venom in triple threat action TONIGHT!
Mr. DEDEDE: BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY! You’re in luck, you’re gonna get to see The Gawd call some amazing NEO action folks. Good gracious Gawdy fruity fruity skittles! Make it SPICEY! Yeeaeh! Back to you, Fan!
WWEFan: Well… what more is there to say?… LET’S GET IT ON!
(Camera pans around the ring and stage where a variety of different-sized ladders have been strategically placed)
Stew: Just by looking at this you can tell somebody had a good day at the Home Depot! We’ve got ladders strewn about all over this packed Pain For Pride stadium and you can only assume what that means!
WWEFan: It’s time for a match that exceeds even the Grand Rampage and King of Extreme in longevity, Stew, it’s time for the SIX-man Cash In The Vault Ladder match and there is absolutely NO better way to kick off the night than with this grueling multi-man contest between those who are willing to put their bodies on the line all to gain a World Championship opportunity! With champagne wishes and caviar dreams, may the best man win! Let’s get it started!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Announcer: The following is the opening contest… AND IS A SIX-MAN CASH IN THE VAULT LADDER MATCH!!!…..
(“Adrenaline” by Shinedown plays all throughout the arena as Zack Crash rushes out to the stage dressed in green and black camouflage-themed pants and glances up at the 20-foot ladder at the center of the stage before smiling and making his way down to the ring)
Announcer: First, making his way to the ring!…. From Charleston, West Virginia!…. Weighing in at 225 pounds!…. “REBEL”…. ZAAAAACCCCCKKK CRRRRRRRAAAASSSSSSHHHHH!!!….
Stew: Well there is absolutely NO doubting that 2013 has, in fact, been the highest point of this young man’s career after a stunning upset in ending the long World Championship reign of Dark Demon in an Extreme Elimination Chamber. Since then he’s gone on to defeat Dark Demon in another huge upset at King of Extreme and came close to a win at the Grand Rampage, but no cigar as he looks to get back on track with a massive win here tonight.
(“300 Violin Orchestra” by Jose Quintero plays all throughout the arena as Alex Anderson elegantly steps out to the stage in a purple silk robe with his name embedded on the back)
Announcer: Next, making his way to the ring…. From Lahore, Pakistan!…. Weighing in at 227 pounds!…. ALEX AAAAAAANNNNNNDDDEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSOOOONNN!!!….
WWEFan: This guy has ALL the potential to capture the victory here tonight, Stew, he’s the total package! I could definitely see him pulling off the upset here because I guarantee you there are a lot of doubters against him, and he may be essentially the dark horse here, but he is a horse that could very well leave each and every other competitor in the dust!
(“Pulse Enigma” by Production Theme plays all throughout the arena as Jacob Senn steps out to the stage with a look of determination on his face and dressed in a custom made black and white jacket to match his attire)
Announcer: Next, making his way to the ring…. From New York City, New York!…. Weighing in at 205 pounds!…. “THE SAVIOUR”….. JAAAAAAAACCCCCCOOOOBBBB SENN!!!….
Stew: Talk about a rookie with everything and more, this guy, Jacob Senn, has done nothing but impress everybody in Extreme Answers Wrestling since making his debut. He’s already a former Elite Champion and he’s definitely looking to capitalize on all the momentum he’s gained thus far to capture one of the biggest prizes in our industry and THE biggest prize later with a World Championship.
(The band Cage The Elephant appear on the side of the stage and immediately start playing “Always Something” as Diamond Cage makes his way out to the stage dressed in a SWAT-like uniform with a devious grin on his face as he makes his way to the ring)
Announcer: Next, making his way to the ring…. From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada!…. Weighing in at 225 pounds!…. DIAMOND CAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEE!!!….
WWEFan: Diamond Cage is showing off his eccentric side tonight as just as last year, he’s played to the ring by a band, but this time around he’s dressed in a unique attire that I can only assume symbolizes that he is here to go to war. Cage has made it loud and clear what he wants more than anything is a World Championship to call his own and you can bet your bottom dollar he will do absolutely ANYTHING to make that come to fruition in this contest.
(“I Blame You” by Evans Blue plays all throughout the arena as Brian Daniels makes his way out to the stage with a look of intensity on his face and dressed in red and black attire and motorcycle jacket of the same color with his New Breed Championship around his waist)
Announcer: Next, making his way to the ring…. From New York City, New York!…. Weighing in at 210 pounds!…. HE IS THE E-A-W NEW BREED CHAMPION!!…. BRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIAAAAAANNNN DANIELS!!!….
Stew: What’s not to love about Brian Daniels? He’s got copious amounts of in-ring ability, he’s got longevity in Extreme Answers Wrestling, he can speak like no other on the microphone, and he knows what he wants and that is a huge victory tonight. He’s been fighting for his grand opportunity and he may have found it here tonight, and all he’s gotta do is climb the ladder and retrieve the briefcase.
(“Break” by Three Days Grace plays all throughout the arena as a cocky Nick Angel makes his way out to the stage in his usual attire with the Elite Championship around his waist)
Announcer: Lastly, making his way to the ring…. From Dallas, Texas!…. Weighing in at 220 pounds!…. HE IS THE E-A-W ELITE CHAMPION!!…. NICK AAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGEEEEELLL!!!….
WWEFan: You’ve gotta love the confidence that practically oozes from the pores of Nick Angel, the reigning Elite Champion. He’s guaranteed he’s going to win tonight and it would seem it’s do or die time with that promise, though he seems to be taking his sweet time getting to the ring as the rest of the competitors look on… Nick now finally on the apron as he’s still got that narcissistic grin on his face.. LOOK OUT! JACOB SENN WITH A SHOULDER INTO THE GUT OF NICK AS HE’S KNOCKED OFF THE APRON!! The Referee rings for the bell as this contest officially begins!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: We’re off to a grand start here as chaos erupts in the ring whilst Jacob Senn follows Nick Angel to the outside and immediately charges into him with a series of lefts and rights! Let’s remember that these two men have gone back and forth with one another constantly for MONTHS! They’ve both been at one another’s throats and it was even Jacob Senn who entered this contest by defeating Nick Angel in an Extreme rules match! Brian Daniels and Alex Anderson are going at it in one corner of the ring while Zack Crash lays into Diamond Cage! Zack looking for some payback for Cage attempting to even more severely injure that right arm of his, but Zack doesn’t seem to have it bandaged up tonight though it could still definitely be in pain as he works Cage with that left arm! Brian Daniels now having Alex trapped in the corner of the ring! THERE’S A POWERFUL KICK TO THE CHEST! ANOTHER KICK! ANOTHER! NO! Alex manages to catch the buzzaw-like kick of Daniels and immediately drops him with a double-leg takedown!
WWEFan: Alex could be looking for something big here as Daniels attempt to squirm out of his opponent’s grip, but to no avail… SLINGSHOT! No–Daniels catches himself on the second turnbuckle in the corner as opposed to colliding with it as an unsuspecting Alex Anderson proudly kips up! LOOK OUT! MOONSAULT!! ALEX DUCKS AS DANIELS CRASHES INTO ZACK AND DIAMOND CAGE!! All three men are taken down and Cage drops down to the outside as Alex looks to capitalize, immediately kicking Zack to the outside as well… Alex follows behind as he grabs the first ladder he sees! He could be looking to capture the victory right here and now in the early going!
Stew: Daniels is still down in the ring as Alex slides into the ring with that ladder! Jacob Senn and Nick Angel continue to brawl on the outside as both seem completely unaware that Alex Anderson may be just mere moments away from ending this! Brian Daniels seems to be looking to make it back to a vertical base as Alex immediately abandons any plans of going for the win and instead places that ladder in the nearest corner of the ring and charges into Daniels to connect with a knee straight to the mid-section! Alex now… BIG IRISHWHIP INTO THE LADDER AS HE CHARGES BEHIND FOR A POSSIBLE SPLASH! BRIAN DANIELS SHIFTS THE MOMENTUM TO BACKFLIP OFF OF THE LADDER AS ALEX COLLIDES WITH THE LADDER!! Daniels landing perfectly on his feet now locking the waist of Alex from behind… BEAUTIFUL GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS! Alex is looking dazed and confused as he’s dragged back up to his feet… SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS TO PERFECTION!
WWEFan: Diamond Cage seems to have made a full recovery as he’s now looking to insert himself back into this contest on the apron as Daniels pulls Alex back to his feet again.. Daniels immediately forces Alex forward and knocks Cage off the apron! Daniels immediately turns around with Alex still in tow.. WATCH IT! RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!! ALEX ANDERSON JUST GOT LAUNCHED OVER THE ROPES AND LANDED DIRECTLY ONTO AN UNSUSPECTING DIAMOND
CAGE FOR HIS TROUBLES! Now THAT was an innovative maneuver! This Brian Daniels is on fire right here in this contest as Alex Anderson and Diamond Cage are downed on the outside! Daniels could be looking to go for the win himself right about now and he’s got the perfect opportunity to do so as he picks up the ladder from the corner of the ring.. Hold on! Zack’s back in the ring as he rises to his feet and Daniels’ gotta think of something quick! DANIELS CHARGES WITH THAT LADDER!
Stew: Zack seems to have it scouted as he slides through the legs of Daniels and immediately takes him down by his legs as Daniels is dropped sternum-first into the ladder he just gained control of! Zack now immediately charging into the ropes and back! RUNNING SENTON RIGHT ACROSS THE BODY OF DANIELS TO SANDWICH HIM AGAINST THE LADDER!! Daniels is rolling in pain from that one as Zack seems to be in the appropriately spot to use that ladder and win this match! IN COMES NICK ANGEL AS HE’S LAUNCHED INTO THE RING APRON! Nick cringing in pain from a devastating irishwhip courtesy of THIS man, Jacob Senn, as he now picks up the nearest ladder! Nick is in dire straits here and has been since the bell rung after he has HIS bell rung following an attack from Jacob Senn, but Jacob hasn’t finished his business with him just yet as he now looks to use that instrument of torture! ZACK CRASH WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE FROM BEHIND INTO NICK ANGEL! BOTH NICK AND JACOB SANDWICH THE LADDER AS THEY COLLIDE!
WWEFan: ZACK’S JUST TAKEN THE LAST OF THE REMAINING COMPETITORS DOWN! HE’S GOT A HUGE SHOT TO WIN THIS! NO!! ZACK IS DROPPED WITH A LADDER STRAIGHT TO THE MUSH AS DIAMOND CAGE CATCHES HIM WITH IT OUT OF NOWHERE!! Cage may have just gotten the last laugh as Zack rolls on the canvas in a great amount of pain! Cage has found himself back in the fray of battle here after being taken down by Brian Daniels earlier and seems to have gained control over that ladder in the ring as Cage now.. CAGE IS SETTING UP THAT LADDER!! Zack drops to the outside next to Jacob and Nick as Cage places that ladder perfectly under the glimmering briefcase and he wants it more than anything! You can see in that disturbed look in his eyes he knows he’s so close as he ascends up the ladder! But his dream may be shattered here as Alex Anderson finds his way back into this and immediately climbs up the other side of that ladder! You can see the sweat rushing down Cage’s forehead as he realizes time is against him before Alex makes it to him as he reaches for that case! HE’S GOT IT!!
Stew: NO–ALEX STOPS HIM DEAD IN HIS TRACKS WITH A SHOT TO THE GUT! You can see the rage in the eyes of Cage as he fires back at Alex Anderson with everything he’s got as these two young men do battle atop this historically cruel piece of equipment that’s required to climb in order to retrieve that infamous briefcase! Alex is fighting back, but Cage is quickly gaining the upperhand on the lower down Alex… Cage just nailing the unguarded head of Alex! Alex hops off the ladder! CAGE LOOKING TO GRAB THE CASE AGAIN! NO! Alex has a hold of that ladder from the side! Cage is begging him not to! ALEX PUSHES THE LADDER OVER AS DIAMOND CAGE IS DROPPED GROIN-FIRST ACROSS THE TOP ROPE!! That will most certainly ruin his evening as Cage looks to be in a mixture of shock and pain after that one, but still caught up on the top rope.. Alex now charging! SPRINGBOARD OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE! SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE OF CAGE AS HE’S SENT PLUMMETING TO THE OUTSIDE!!
WWEFan: Alex Anderson seems quite proud of his work as he laughs at the now down and out Diamond Cage! LOOK OUT FROM BEHIND! BRIAN DANIELS WITH A KICK TO THE BACK OF ALEX’S RIGHT LEG! Alex turns around, but immediately drops to one knee! ANOTHER KICK BOUNCES OFF THE STERNUM OF ALEX AS HE CRINGES IN PAIN! Alex now on both knees as a third sickening kick lights up his chest to the delight of the fans! Alex’s upper torso now resembling a barn with each and every kick that comes his ways at the hands of a dangerous Brian Daniels with those educated feet of his! Daniels now giving a battle cry just before the decapitation!! HE SWINGS! LOWBLOW!! ALEX CATCHES DANIELS WITH A LOWBLOW OUT OF NOWHERE!! I’m not sure if he caught all of it, but it was enough to stop Daniels in his tracks as a furious Alex gets to his feet and immediately lays into Daniels with several hard stomps!
Stew: Alex now pulling Daniels back to his feet as all four men on the outside are stirring, but Jacob still targeting Nick Angel as he crawls his way towards him… ALEX PICKING DANIELS UP! ECLIPSE!!!! NO! DANIELS FIGHTING BACK WITH A COUPLE KNEES INTO THE SKULL OF ALEX! DANIELS DROPS DOWN AND OUT OF IT AS HE’S GOT A HOLD OF ALEX!! INJECTION!!!! NO! Alex escapes to the outside with the rest of the other competitors as they erupt into a brawl! Daniels is having none of it as he gets to his feet with a fire in his eyes while Jacob Senn lays into Nick Angel! DANIELS COMING OFF THE ROPES!! SUICIDE DIVE!! DANIELS IS IMMEDIATELY NAILED WITH A LADDER TO THE SKULL FOR HIS TROUBLES BEFORE HE CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THE ROPES!! Jacob Senn seems to have had enough here as he knocks Brian Daniels through a loop with that one! Daniels drops back onto the canvas like a statue as Jacob Senn slides back into the ring with that ladder of his!
WWEFan: Jacob Senn’s got one thing on his mind now and that’s winning this contest and he may very well be on his way to doing just that as the other competitors are either recuperating or occupied with one another on the outside! JACOB SETS UP THAT LADDER UNDER THE CASE! HE’S GOING FOR IT!! No! Nick Angel is not letting him have it as he immediately rolls back into the ring and stumbles to quickly rush back to his feet! Senn seems to pay the Elite Champion no mind as he only sees that briefcase in his sights! JACOB QUICKLY MAKING HIS WAY UP THERE!! NICK SETS UP THE OTHER LADDER IN THE RING DIRECTLY NEXT TO JACOB’S AND IMMEDIATELY CLIMBS UP!! Nick seems to be.. HE’S TRYING TO PUSH JACOB’S LADDER OVER! Jacob manages to keep his balance up on the ladder as Nick ascends to the top of HIS ladder! NICK REACHING FOR THE BRIEFCASE!! No! Jacob puts a stop to that with a hard right hand to the jaw of Nick! Nick fires back with a series of fists of his own!
Stew: Hold on here! We’ve got a third ladder making it’s way into this contest as Alex Anderson slides it in! Alex seems to be looking to find his own way to the briefcase as he seems to be visibly in pain from that attack by Brian Daniels, but pushing through it as he now woozily sets up that ladder on the other side of Jacob’s ladder and immediately starts his climb! Alex Anderson’s inching his way towards that case! HE’S ON THE VERGE OF STEALING THIS ONE! JACOB NAILS ALEX WITH A SHOT! Jacob Senn has suddenly found himself fighting off two men on two separate ladders on two opposite sides of his own! All three men are going at it atop these ladders! This is looking very bad for whomever doesn’t win this battle between them! HOLD ON! CAGE ON THE TOP ROPE! MISSILE DROPKICK INTO ALEX’S LADDER!!! ALL THREE LADDERS KNOCK EACH OTHER OVER IN A DOMINO EFFECT AS ALEX, SENN, AND NICK CRASH TO THE CANVAS!! WHAT A MOVE FROM DIAMOND CAGE!!
WWEFan: What a hectic clash between these six young men as they put absolutely EVERYTHING on the line here tonight on the grandest stage of em all, Pain For Pride, to capture that briefcase that has eluded them all since they began their careers! We’ve got three ladders down and four men down in the ring as only one is standing at all and that happens to be Diamond Cage as he uses those ropes to keep himself up… Cage’s got that grin on his face as though he may have this in the bag here as he reaches for the nearest ladder and kicks away the other two ladders to make room for the spot under the briefcase! He could very well be looking to fly! Look out from behind!! Zack Crash is back in here and going for the man he’s targeted since the beginning of this contest in Diamond Cage as he lays into him with several clubbing blows to the spine! Cage swings back at Zack with a vicious elbow to the jaw! Cage immediately turns around AND SWINGS THAT LADDER INTO THE RIGHT ARM OF ZACK!! Zack immediately drops down to the canvas in pain as Cage sets up that ladder!
Stew: It’s quite obvious that Cage is a desperate man and these are desperate times as he tries to rush up to that briefcase as quickly as possible! Cage begins his ascent, but he’s clearly in pain… He’s going for it! Zack is back here as he climbs up from behind! Zack nails Cage with a few more blows to the back! Cage now reluctantly turns around as he attempts to kick Zack off, doing anything he possibly can to keep him down! Zack with a forearm to the gut of Cage! BACK BODY DROP!! ZACK WITH A BACK BODY DROP OUT OF NOWHERE AS A STUNNED CAGE LANDS KIDNEY-FIRST ON THE CANVAS!! You can see the pain he’s in just from reading the look on his face! Cage is hurting, but he’s somehow gotten to one knee here as Zack contemplates what to do… He… HE’S NOT GOING FOR THE CASE! Cage is up! ZACK LEAPS!! HURRICANRANA!!! BOTH MEN ARE SENT OVER THE ROPES AND CRASHING HARD TO THE OUTSIDE AS ZACK ROLLS AROUND AND MOANS IN PAIN AS HE FAVORS THAT RIGHT ARM!!
WWEFan: Brian Daniels seems to be back in this as he slowly rises back to his feet… Daniels now stumbling forward as he looks to climb that ladder set up by Cage! BRIAN’S TURNED AROUND! GROUND ZERO!!!! NICK ANGEL WITH A GROUND ZERO OUT OF NOWHERE!! That man is a snake like nobody else I’ve ever seen and he’s certainly bit the New Breed Champion as he catches him off his guard and takes him out! Nick now stalking a dazed Alex Anderson here… ALEX IS UP! HE TURNS AROUND TO MEET A GROUND ZERO FROM AN AWAITING NICK ANGEL!!! Nick seems to have caught a second wind here! The Elite Champion is on the prowl now and he’s feeling the momentum shifting into his favor! A damaged Jacob Senn seems to be his next key target here as he stalks his rival… Senn seems to be none the wiser as he stumbles back to his feet! LOOK OUT! GROUND ZERO!!!! A THIRD CONSECUTIVE GROUND ZERO CONNECTS ON THE FORMER ELITE CHAMPION!! Jacob Senn is down and out and so are the rest of the men in this match! Nick Angel’s got a perfect chance to win it here! We’ve got our new Mr. Cash In The Vault if he can just climb that ladder! Nick glances up at that briefcase… HE’S CLIMBING!
Stew: NICK’S GOING FOR IT! Hold on! Nick immediately stops to see a stirring Jacob Senn on the apron.. What’s he thinking? Nick seems to be descending down from the ladder now! He doesn’t seem to be finished with his rival just yet! You can see that cold and calculating look in the eyes of the Elite Champion as he stalks Jacob Senn… Nick could have revenge on his mind, but he’s a fool for not going for the win as he pulls Jacob back to his feet.. HUGE CLOTHESLINE CONNECTS AS SENN IS SENT OVER THE ROPES!! Senn crashes hard onto the outside as Nick immediately follows behind! Senn is in big trouble as his rival could very well be trying to end him! Nick reaches into the ring and pulls out the nearest ladder! He… Nick’s setting that ladder up between the Spanish announce table and the ring apron! He’s thinking of something evil! Nick now picks up a once again stirring Senn.. HUGE DDT ONTO THE MAT! Nick’s lost it as he gets back to his feet with a sadistic look on his face! Nick grabs a hold of the downed Jacob Senn and pulls him back up.. Placing him on the apron..
WWEFan: You can only imagine what this guy may have in store as he climbs up onto the apron behind a dazed and confused Jacob Senn… Senn doing his damnedest to get back to a vertical base as he uses those ropes to help him… I don’t think that’s what he wants to do, because Nick is looking for something big here! SENN’S UP AND NICK RUSHES FORWARD! GROUND ZERO!!!! NICK IS DROPPED ACROSS THE LADDER AS SENN FORCES HIM OFF!!! IT’S BACKFIRED ON NICK ANGEL AS JACOB SENN LOOKS AT THE ELITE CHAMPION NOW STREWN ACROSS THE SET UP LADDER!! Jacob… HE’S NOW CLIMBING UP TO THE NEAREST TOP TURNBUCKLE!! HE’S LOST IT! BOTH MEN HAVE LOST IT!! DON’T DO IT! YOU CAN STILL WIN THIS, SENN, YOU CAN CLIMB THE LADDER AND WIN–WATCH IT!! REVELATION!!!!! THE REVELATION CONNECTS ONTO NICK ANGEL AND THROUGH THE DAMN LADDER AS BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!! JESUS, WHAT A MOVE!!
Stew: These two young men are as good as dead! They may have just canceled each other out here in this barbaric contest of endurance! Alex Anderson is back up and he’s got his eyes on that briefcase! Nobody else is up! HE’S GOT A PERFECT CHANCE! Alex is hurt, but he’s going for it as he stumbles over to the still set up ladder in the ring! All six of these men are beaten and battered, Alex is no exception here, but he wants it just as much as anyone else as he
begins to make his way up the ladder! Brian Daniels is showing life again in this contest as he struggles to get back on his feet in the ring! Alex is gonna have to hurry if he wants to win this, because he may be stopped soon enough! Brian Daniels is on spaghetti legs, but he’s going for that ladder as Alex continues to climb! He needs to go faster! Daniels is going up that ladder even quicker! It’s a race by this point! THEY’VE BOTH MADE IT! BOTH MEN ARE UP TO THE TOP! ALEX WITH A SHOT TO THE FACE OF DANIELS! DANIELS REPLIES WITH A SHOT OF HIS OWN! ALEX WITH ANOTHER SHOT! DANIELS NOW WITH A KICK INTO THE RIBS OF ALEX!
WWEFan: ALEX IS NOW UNLOADING ONTO DANIELS WITH A FLURRY OF FISTS! HE’S AS DESPERATE AS ANY MAN IN THIS MATCH AND HE’S DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO KEEP HIS OPPONENT AT BAY AS HE UNLOADS! DANIELS IS TEETERING!! HE’S GONNA FALL! ALEX IS STILL LAYING INTO HIM! HE–DANIELS CATCHES THE SWINGING RIGHT ARM OF ALEX! BOTH MEN DROP DOWN FROM THE LADDER AND TO THE CANVAS, BUT DANIELS IS GOING FOR SOMETHING!! INJECTION!!!! BRIAN DANIELS WITH THE INJECTION LOCKED IN ON ALEX ANDERSON!!! ALEX IS STRUGGLING TO GET SOMEWHERE, ANYWHERE! HE’S DOING ALL HE POSSIBLY CAN HERE!! ALEX REACHING FOR THE ONLY LADDER NOT SET UP AND IN THE RING! HE’S REACHING FOR IT! HE’S GOT IT! NO!! DANIELS GRABS THE LADDER AND USES IT FOR THE INJECTION!! BRIAN DANIELS IS CHOKING ALEX ANDERSON OUT WITH THAT LADDER!! LOOK OUT!!
Stew: HUGE SHOT TO THE FACE FROM DIAMOND CAGE WITH THE ONLY AVAILABLE LADDER IN THE RING! Cage has a possessed look in his eyes as he nails Daniels with another hard shot with that ladder as Alex drops to the outside! Cage drops the ladder and pulls Daniels to his feet… PICKING HIM UP!! DON’T DO IT! NOT ONTO THE LADDER! BRAINBUSTER!!!! ZACK CRASH OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK OF CAGE’S HEAD BEFORE IT CAN CONNECT! Cage still has Daniels up as he turns around to see Zack picking up a ladder! ZACK NAILS CAGE WITH ALL HIS MIGHT WITH THAT LADDER AS CAGE AND DANIELS GO CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE!! Zack’s all by himself!! Zack’s got a chance to end this! Zack is favoring that right arm of his back time, it looks like he can’t even move it, but he’s setting up that ladder to the best of his abilities in the middle of the ring! He’s got it set up! ZACK’S GOING FOR IT AS HE BEGINS TO ASCEND!! HE’S GOING SLOWLY, BUT SURELY UP THAT LADDER AS HE MAKES HIS WAY TOWARDS THE CASE!!
WWEFan: Diamond Cage is stirring on the outside.. He sees Zack making his way towards it! Zack is… HE’S UP! HE’S AT THE TOP! Cage slowly slides back into the ring looking to stop him! HE’S LOOKING TO CLIMB!! YES! YES!! ZACK UNHOOKS THE BRIEFCASE!!! ZACK’S GOT THE BRIEFCASE!! WE HAVE A WINNER!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Adrenaline” by Shinedown plays all throughout the arena as Zack Crash drops down to the canvas rolling in pain as he favors his right arm with the Cash In The Vault briefcase lying next to him)
Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST AND THE 2013 CASH IN THE VAULT WINNER!!…… ZAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKK CRRRAAAAAAASSSHHHH!!!!….
WWEFan: Zack’s done it!! He did it! Zack has captured the briefcase to the dismay of Diamond Cage all the other competitors in this grueling Ladder match! Zack can hardly make any use of his damn arm, but he manages to pull out the massive win tonight over these five other amazing athletes! A HUGE congratulations to Zack Crash! A HUGE congratulations on finally going the distance and capturing the future World Championship shot!
Stew: I agree one-hundred percent, congratulations on making it to the big time by punching his ticket for a future contest! Zack Crash has just done what only SIX other men could do and that is claim victory in this historically hellacious Cash In The Vault Ladder match! E.M.Ts now checking on all six men after this brutal contest, but even the winner himself as Zack seems to be in more pain now than ever.. Zack favoring that right arm of his and it could very well be broken after the stunts he’s pulled tonight.. Diamond Cage is livid here on the outside as he refuses any medical attention..
WWEFan: Well once again, a massive congratulations to the new Cash In The Vault briefcase holder, Zack Crash!
(Camera cuts backstage to Cleopatra who is shown unpacking her stuff )
(The door to Cleopatra’s locker room is heard opening as Cleopatra does a double take before glaring at the visitor)
Cleopatra: You’ve got some nerve showing up here..
(Jaywalker steps into frame wearing a “CN Tower” official t-shirt and his custom made ring gear colored black and gold)
Jaywalker: Cleo, listen..
Cleopatra: Get out, Jay, I’m warning you.
Jaywalker: Cleo, please, I just–This isn’t right. We’re a unit, you and I.
Cleopatra: We’re not a unit, we’re not a team, we’re not partners.
Jaywalker: Cleo, YES we ARE a team. We’re the best damn team this company has ever seen. We’re the CN Tower. It’s always been us against the World and you know it, but… But I understand why you’re mad at me. I… I let them get to me. I let their stupid little psychological games get to me and I let it get to us as a team and because of that we’ve been at each other’s throats. I know you or anyone else for that matter has seen me in a place like this… But it’s true. Murrow and… And HIM… They dragged me down to a darker place than I’ve ever dared to go and it affected the CN Tower in a big way and I’m not going to let it ruin us, Cleo. I’m sorry, alright? I’m sincerely SORRY.
Cleopatra: I… I don’t know..
Jaywalker: Cleo, have I ever steered you wrong? Have I ever lied to you?
Cleopatra: Well… Not to me, no…
Jaywalker: Exactly, and I never will. You need to believe me that I am truly sorry for the torment I put you through and the torment I allowed THEM to put us through.
Cleopatra: Well… I suppose–
Jaywalker: Great. Now let’s say you come out there with me. CN Tower together and better than EVER and we completely DESTROY Murrow and HIM… Together. How’s that sound?
Cleopatra: …. You know what? That sounds great.
Jaywalker: Really? Awesome! Great! CN Tower on top again and hey, play your cards right and I might even be out there for your match too.
Cleopatra: Well I don’t think–
(Jaywalker pulls in Cleopatra for a hug before she can finish her sentence)
Jaywalker: Shh, shh, shh… No more words… Only CN Tower now. CN Tower on top of the World. CN Tower forever.
(Jaywalker’s sincere demeanor shifts to a dark look as he hugs Cleopatra)
(A graphic is shown for Extreme Enigma vs Hades the Hellraiser)
WWEFan: After a brutal and excruciating Ladder match the only thing we could possibly follow it up with is a grudge match the likes of which one could have never expected as these two iconic men first met face to face at the 2013 Grand Rampage match and have never turned back since. This may very well be just business, personal, or beyond that for these two great athletes, but the only fact about this contest is that there can only be one left standing when the smoke has cleared.
(Video package plays hyping Extreme Enigma and Hades the Hellraiser’s feud)
(Camera cuts back to the ring as the sound of a motorcycle revving up can be heard)
Flashback: And here comes out first competitor for this match!
(“This Means War” by Ozzy Osbourne and Busta Rhymes plays all throughout the arena as Hades the Hellraiser rides out onto the Pain For Pride stage on a black and purple colored custom-made chopper with several unique Grim Reaper designs all across it as he raises a fist in the air)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall!…. First, making his way to the ring…. From Devil Town, North Carolina!…. Weighing in at 312 pounds!…. “THE BIG DEVIL”…. HADES! THE!! HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLRRRAAIIISSSEEERR!!!….
WWEFan: Just look at the smug expression on this guy’s face, you can see he honestly thinks he has this match already won as he nonchalantly drives his expensive-looking chopper down here around the ring.. Hades has been on a rollercoaster since we last saw him on the grand stage of Pain For Pride, but he’s kept his love of fighting completely intact, that’s for sure. As both this man, Hades, and his opponent have mentioned, they both want this win tonight more than anything and both for their own reasons…
Flashback: Well Hades certainly hasn’t traveled here alone! He pulls out a large chain from a compartment on that beautiful motorcycle and wields it in the air for all to see as he enters the ring!
(“Monster” by Skillet plays all throughout the arena as the arena is lit up with black lights)
WWEFan: Well at least now I can see how dirty my fingers really are with this light…
(Extreme Enigma eccentrically makes his way out to the stage in paint lit up by the black lights as the crowd erupts with cheers)
Announcer: And his opponent!…. Making his way to the ring…. From Jersey City, New Jersey!…. Weighing in at 226 pounds!…. “THE HUMAN CODEX”…. “THE ANTI-HERO”…. “THOU WHO HAST FALLEN FROM GRACE”…. EXTREME EEEEEENNNNNNNIIIIIIIGGGMMMMAAA!!!!
Flashback: Talk about eccentric entrances, Fan, this guy practically wrote the book and he’s showing off his very unique look here tonight as he as well nonchalantly makes his way down to the ring! This is Extreme Enigma’s first Pain For Pride appearance in 2 years after he took on the Heart Break Boy for the EAW Championship in an epic contest and tonight may be just as brutal and hard-fought!
(The lights turn normal as Extreme Enigma and Hades stare down in the ring as the chain in Hades right hand drags on the canvas… The Referee rings for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
WWEFan: Definitely an epic atmosphere between these two phenomena named Extreme Enigma and Hades as they share some words with one another… Let’s not forget, Enigma suffered a severe concussion in a contest against Hades and though he has been cleared to wrestle tonight, you have to wonder if Hades plans to take advantage of it or perhaps we’ll see if Hades managed to get beneath the skin of Enigma by claiming he suffered no concussion, but was instead heavily induced on narcotics… Hades now drops that chain of his to the surprise of everyone here! I’m shocked to see him not swinging it for the skull of Enigma right off the bat, but Hades seems to be claiming he doesn’t need it! Enigma takes the moment to catch Hades off-guard with a shot to the face! Another shot blasts Hades and sends him reeling back into the nearest corner! Enigma has just erupted into a flurry of lefts and rights all over the body of the big man and shows no signs of stopping!
Flashback: Hades is quickly being downsized to the bottom of that corner Enigma’s got him trapped within as the “Human Codex” continues the attack! At a whim, Enigma has put a stop to the attack and rushes to the opposite corner… COMING BACK! HE GOES UP AND COMES RIGHT BACK DOWN FOR A BIG CORNER-AIDED DROPKICK INTO A DOWNED HADES! You can tell Enigma’s on his game tonight and he knows it as he taunts to the thousands in attendance and they’re just eating it up as Enigma rolls to the outside now… Possibly looking for a weapon to fit his needs here as he makes his way over to the timekeeper… I think we know what’s coming as he swipes the chair from him and slides back into the ring with it in hand as Hades begins to stir, struggling to get back up after the unguarded attack from his opponent… ENIGMA LOOKING TO USE THAT CHAIR! But it seems as though he’s switched strategies as Enigma instead unfolds it sets it up as he once again charges into the opposite corner… COMING BACK AS HADES IS UP! POETRY IN MOTION!!
WWEFan: HADES HAS HIM CAUGHT! HE’S CAUGHT ENIGMA PERFECTLY IN POSITION FOR THE POETRY IN MOTION, BUT HE’S STOPPED IT! Enigma immediately firing off shots into the head of his captor, but Hades rushes forward… DROPPING ENIGMA SPINE-FIRST ACROSS THE CHAIR! Right onto the seat of that chair Enigma lands as you can see the pain practically written across his face! Hades immediately drops down to one knee and just STRETCHING the body of Enigma across that chair as the “Anti-Hero” grimaces in pain! You can practically feel the pain radiating off of Enigma with every passing second as Hades contorts his opponent’s body across that chair… Hades finally lets up on the attack as he looks for his next big move… Climbing up to the top turnbuckle! We’re not used to seeing big men go up this high! THIS AIN’T GOOD! HADES DROPS DOWN WITH A GUILLOTINE LEGDROP RIGHT ACROSS THE THROAT OF ENIGMA!!
Flashback: Emphasis on “GUILLOTINE” because it looked like Hades damn near DECAPITATED Extreme Enigma with that maneuver! The Referee’s now trying to check on Enigma to see if he may have reawakened that terrible concussion of his that he suffered only weeks ago, but Hades is having absolutely NONE of it as he pushes the Official away and immediately stomps into the downed Enigma! Enigma trying to do everything he can to escape this brutal attack, but it seems there’s nowhere to go as Hades now… Eying that steel chain of his from earlier! He picks it up! It would seem Hades has gone back on his word about not needing it, because he’s seconds away from turning it into a makeshift noose here! HADES WRAPS IT AROUND THE THROAT OF ENIGMA! SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF THE FORMER TWO-TIME EAW CHAMPION!! HADES WITH THAT THICK STEEL CHAIN CHOKING HIS OPPONENT TO DEATH HERE AND THERE’S NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT!! You can see the face of Enigma turning a bright shade of red!
WWEFan: Enigma is just clawing at the canvas and reaching out for the ropes; just doing anything and everything he possibly can to save himself, but I think this may be the end here! Enigma’s got the ropes! He’s got em, but it’ll do him no good in an Extreme Rules contest and he’s well aware of that! Hades has a look on his face as though he legitimately wants to kill this man as he continues to tighten that chain around his opponent’s throat! Enigma damn near BLUE by this point as he forces himself slowly but surely back up to… He’s on his feet! ENIGMA SWINGS A LEG INTO THE GROIN OF HADES!! ENIGMA WITH A GROIN-SHOT TO HADES THE HELLRAISER!! All’s fair in love and war and Enigma just made that loud and clear as Hades is now on spaghetti longs after that one as Enigma gasps for air! ENIGMA GRABS THE CHAIN AND PULLS BOTH MEN TO GO THROUGH THE ROPES AND CRASH ONTO THE OUTSIDE! Enigma needs to watch pulling stunts like that if he doesn’t want to crack his head again! Both men are well damaged thus far as Enigma continues to gasp for air… Hades could have very well crushed his throat from that…
Flashback: Well you wouldn’t be able to tell by the way Enigma’s pulling through as he climbs up onto the apron! Enigma’s gonna continue as the fans egg him on and Hades now stirring, climbing back to his feet here on the outside! Enigma’s looking for something! SPRINGBOARD! WHISPER IN THE WIND!!! NO!! NO–HADES SIDESTEPS IT AS ENIGMA JUST NAILS THE MAT WITH NOBODY HOME! You could hear the sound of Enigma’s body bouncing off of the mat echo throughout the stadium! Hades stumbles back, using that barricade to keep himself up as he looks down and sees a perfect chance to take advantage…
(Replays are shown of Extreme Enigma missing the whisper in the wind)
WWEFan: This isn’t looking good at all as you can see Enigma now favoring the back of his head… Yeah, he may have definitely nailed his head way too hard after that attempt.. Hades doesn’t seem to care though as he immediately nails Enigma with several unforgiving stomps! Hades is a madman! Hades now.. Grabbing a hold of Enigma by his legs, wrapping his legs around his head and practically deadlifting his opponent up! What’s he… HADES SWINGS ENIGMA’S BODY STRAIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE!! HADES KNOWS ENIGMA’S INJURED AND HE’S GONNA EXPLOIT IT EVERY WAY HE CAN AS HE SLAMS ENIGMA’S BODY INTO THE BARRICADE ONCE MORE! Enigma must be in a ridiculous amount of pain by this point, but there’s not much left that he can do now as he… Hold on! Enigma showing an immense amount of strength here as he miraculously lifts himself up onto the shoulders of Hades into a powerbomb position! Enigma is now just whaling away at Hades’ skull! Hades is suddenly the one that’s powerless!
Flashback: Enigma’s like a damn monkey! Hades can’t get him off! Enigma’s like a possessed man here as he pulls this inhuman like strength out of nowhere and now Hades is being sent straight into the barricade against his will! Hades is now stretched across the barricade all of a sudden as Enigma overpowers the big man! This is crazy! Enigma immediately climbs atop the barricade as these fans are losing their minds! GUILLOTINE LEGDROP!! ENIGMA WITH A HUGE GUILLOTINE LEGDROP OF HIS OWN ONTO HADES AS BOTH MEN ARE SENT CRASHING ONTO THE CEMENT IN THE FRONT ROW!! Enigma doesn’t seem nowhere near done here as he’s already struggling to get back to a vertical base here as Hades isn’t too far behind! Hades trying to get up–ENIGMA
SWINGS A CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF HADES! HADES DROPS TO HIS KNEES AS ENIGMA SWINGS THE CHAIR INTO HIS SKULL AGAIN!! Hades is looking like he doesn’t even know where he is AS ENIGMA CRACKS THAT CHAIR OFF HIS SKULL AGAIN!! Enigma looks like he’s freakin’ lost it here! He’s gone mad!
WWEFan: Enigma now grabbing a hold of Hades and pulling him back up, but Hades is wobbly… Enigma sends Hades crashing into several more chairs a few rows back with a massive irishwhip! The crowd is loving this! Enigma thinks he’s on top of the World here as he now… He seems to be making his way up passed Hades and now… Going somewhere, I’m not quite sure… Hades looking as though HE may be the one with the concussion here as he stumbles to his feet… Hades now trying to search for Enigma, but.. BUT JESUS! LOOK! EXTREME ENIGMA’S FOUND HIS WAY TO THE BALCONY RIGHT OVERHEAD! HE’S GOTTA BE 20 FEET HIGH RIGHT NOW!! HADES DOESN’T EVEN REALIZE IT!! DON’T DO IT! YOU’RE INSANE!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!! EXTREME ENIGMA WITH A FALL FROM GRACE OFF OF THE BALCONY AND ONTO HADES!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS GUY!
Flashback: ENIGMA MAY HAVE JUST KILLED HIMSELF! HE MAY HAVE JUST TAKEN HADES WITH HIM! THEY’RE BOTH DOWN AND SURROUNDED BY THE CHANTING FANS AND CHAIRS!!
(A replay of Extreme Enigma hitting the Fall From Grace off of the balcony is shown)
WWEFan: Look at this! BOTH MEN are moving! They’ve still got life in them! Somehow, someway, these guys are moving! ENIGMA SPRINGS TO HIS FEET! HE’S UP!! I can’t believe this guy! Enigma’s got a look of malicious intent in his eyes as he pulls Hades back to his feet… AND SENDS HIM CRASHING BACK OVER THE BARRICADE WITH AN IRISHWHIP! Hades has to be out COLD! No way can someone come back from that! Enigma climbs over the barricade as Hades is still somehow moving, now on his hands and knees as Enigma helps him up.. And sends him rolling back into the ring! ENIGMA SLIDES IN FOR THE PIN!! HE’S GOT IT!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flashback: NO! Hades with a foot on the ropes! HE’S STILL IN THIS! I’m stunned, but he’s still alive here and he’s actually conscious! Enigma signals the end for this one as he now drags Hades slowly back to his feet.. Hades looks like he doesn’t even know where he is… He… ENIGMA PULLS HIM IN!! TWIST OF FATE!!! NO! HADES FORCES HIM OFF AND INTO THE CORNER! ENIGMA RUNS UP THE CORNER AND TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! WHISPER IN THE WIND!! HADES CATCHES HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS! POWERBOMB INTO THE CORNER AS ENIGMA’S HEAD WHIPLASHES OFF OF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! What a move that was as Enigma immediately favors his head and stumbles forward! BIG BOOT TO THE SKULL! Enigma is down as Hades stumbles into the ropes! He may have this match won! Hades now.. Now reaching down and just tearing apart the shirt of Enigma! Hades turns Enigma over as he grabs a hold of that steel chair from earlier… HE SMACKS THE CHAIR ACROSS THE SPINE OF ENIGMA!
WWEFan: ANOTHER SHOT BOUNCES OFF THE BACK OF ENIGMA AS HE ROLLS AND CRINGES IN PAIN! Enigma is at the mercy of his opponent here, but you can see it in his eyes that he does not want to give up as he tries to move! HADES WITH A THIRD SICKENING SHOT TO THE BACK OF ENIGMA WITH THAT CHAIR!! Hades finally drops the chair and rolls Enigma onto his back… THERE’S THE PIN!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!….
Flashback: HE KICKS OUT!! ENIGMA KICKS OUT! He’s not done yet! Enigma is still fighting here despite all the damage he’s taken! Hades immediately goes in for a second cover!
Referee: ONE!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!…….
WWEFan: Enigma with another kick out!! You can see the frustration in the eyes of Hades with everything Enigma does to fight back! He wants to end this more than anything! HADES HOOKS BOTH LEGS FOR A THIRD COVER!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!
Flashback: ENIGMA KICKS OUT FOR A THIRD TIME!! Hades can’t believe it, but he seems fed up with trying his luck with the pinning attempts… Hades now… Grabbing a hold of Enigma… PICKING ENIGMA UP!! LAST CALL!!!! HADES CONNECTS WITH THE LAST CALL AS ENIGMA’S BODY SMACKS THE CANVAS WITH GREAT VELOCITY!! HADES DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES AND COVERS!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!…….. THREE!!!
WWEFan: KICK OUT!! EXTREME ENIGMA KICKS OUT MILLISECONDS BEFORE THE THREE AND HADES CANNOT BELIEVE IT! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! Extreme Enigma has been beaten like no other in this contest, but he doesn’t want to give up! Hades contemplates what’s left to do… Grabbing a hold of Enigma now… Pulling him up his feet once more… He–HADES HAS HIM UP!! ENIGMA’S GOTTA DO SOMETHING!! BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!! THE BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS PERFECTLY AS ENIGMA IS LAID OUT AND HADES DRAPES HIMSELF ACROSS THE CHEST FOR ANOTHER COVER!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!…….. THREE!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“This Is War” by Ozzy Osbourne plays all throughout the arena as a tired Hades The Hellraiser raises himself up to his knees and has his right hand raised by the Referee in victory)
Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST BY PINFALL!!….. HADES! THE!! HHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLRRRRRAAAAAIIISSSSEERRRR!!!!….
WWEFan: Well Hades did it, he managed to capture his first win ever at Pain For Pride tonight and he did so by finding a way to successfully defeat one of the greatest wrestling Icons this company has ever produced in that man there, Extreme Enigma. I’d liketo give a big congratulations to Hades on such a major win tonight, but I want to congratulate BOTH of these competitors on the amazing contest they just put on for us and the rest of the World.
Flashback: No don’t about it, Fan, no doubt about it. Amazing contest and amazing endurance and pure unadulterated willpower from both of these fantastic athletes as Hades makes his way up the ramp while E.M.Ts check on Enigma… He could have definitely done more damage to his head and that’s what they’re trying to see as they speak to him… Looks like they’re calling out for a stretcher here as Enigma seems a little out of it after this hard-fought match…
WWEFan: Enigma immediately rolls to the outside! He drops to his knees, but he’s moving by his own power! The fans are giving it up for this man, Extreme Enigma, and rightfully so as a couple workers help him to his feet as he stumbles around, but manages to walk on his own well enough as they follow closely behind…
Crowd: EN-IG-MA! EN-IG-MA! EN-IG-MA!
( Camera pans backstage to Eve standing in a pretty gown holding an EAW microphone and smiling into the camera )
Eve: Ladies and Gentlemen, in just minutes this young man will be one of the three competing in the Young Lions Cup finals match.. give a warm welcome to VENOM!
( Venom walks into the screen chugging a beer with shades over his eyes and he grabs Eve’s hand, kisses it and leaves slobber on it )
( Eve, disgusted wipes her hand on her dress and rolls her eyes )
Eve: Uhm… well… uhh Venom you’ve got uh a pretty big match next. The biggest, I’d say, of your life! Tell the millions of fans at home and the multitudes in the crowd exactly how it’s like walking into the biggest match of your life.
Venom: Anything fer you pretty laydee.. nowww lemme tell ya’ all somethin…
Eve *to herself*: This guy’s completely wasted.
Venom: Whut waz that?? You said you wanna get naked?? GO ON EVE, STRIP FOR ME!
Eve: NO.. No, I’m not doing that.. I didn’t say that. Are you able to do this interview? Can you even compete tonight?
Venom: Whutt’re you talkin about?? Do I LOOK like a lightweight who can’t handle his liquor to you?? Lemme tell ya sumthin Evie sweetie-cakes, I’da have my heart stuck in mah THROAT if this were any other match… but they put me in a match with two bed-wettin scumbags who sleep in pissy blankets and get tucked in by their MOMMYS. One of em’s too pussy to even show their face and the other one cain’t even win a Tournament to save his life! Evie sweetie, these are morons dey got me up against but luckileh I ain’t worried ’bout no damn bed wetters! I’M THE BADDEST! I’M EAW’S BADDEST MAN, ladies and gents! I’m the True Asshole of EAW and I’LL PROVE IT by gettin that there shiny thing they call the “Young Lions Cup”! I’m not only a lion, I’m the predator of all predators! I belong on this stage and I’m gonna make the BEST of it! Now if you’ll excuse me — what was your name again?
Venom: If you’ll excuse me, Suzie, I’ve got a big time match to get to. Buh bye.
( Venom walks away and Eve looks on slightly bewildered )
( Highlights of the Young Lions Cup tournament are shown. The Tyson/Stephon feud, the Deity scandal and Venom tearing through the competition are all shown. )
( Camera pans to the ring, the announcer is standing in the middle ) … ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: This following contest is set for one fall.. and is a tournament finals Triple Threat match for the YYOOOOOOOUNNNGGGGG LIOOOOOOONSSS CUP!
( “Let Nas Down” – J. Cole instrumental plays as a showcase at the side of the stage with an empty table. The lights slightly dim and several workers carry out the Young Lions Cup from the back as golden lights are shone directly on it )
Deadprez: Yes, it’s NEO’s time to shine and it’s this very cup right here that has caused much controversy on NEO.
Mr. DEDEDE: Sixteen young competitors fought, scratched and clawed for this marvel and two out of the three men in the match have earned their spot here at Pain for Pride! But regardless of how I feel about SOME of the competitors, this is certainly going to be a surprising contest as NEO’s young competitors get the chance to captivate this ginormous audience.
( “Victory” – Puff Daddy hits. The Deity walks out with a smug look on his face as he points to the YLC and wdalks down the ramp )
Ring Announcer: Introducing first.. from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania weighing 234 POOOOUNDSSS… THEEEEEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEEITYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Mr. DEDEDE: Look at this guy..
Deadprez: Despite his cutting corners and his blatant stealing of the Young Lions Cup along with other things, this young man is a very impressive competitor. He can put on a good match and is as good as they get on NEO as far as his in-ring work gets.
Mr. DEDEDE: But his attitude could be a lot better…
( Deity is looking at DEDEDE from the ring wagging his finger. DEDEDE shoots up from his seat, but Deadprez settles him down )
Mr. DEDEDE: I’m NOT playing with this kid, I hope he knows that.
( “Unbreakable” by Cage9 hits as Venom walks out in his vest and shades finishing off his bottle of beer before tossing it to the side. He strolls down the ramp )
Ring Announcer: Next up from Atlanta, Georgia weighing 225 POOOOOOOOOUNDSSS…. he is known as “THE TRUE TERROR OF EAW”.. VENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!
Mr. DEDEDE: And how about this guy, huh? He looks absolutely blasted. Like shit-faced out of his mind. How’s he gonna compete?? This might be the first time I’ve ever seen somebody inebriated in a title match at Pain for Pride!
Deadprez: That sounds about right, but Venom has performed with a scent of alcohol in his breath before if you catch my drift.. who knows if this isn’t one of his good luck charms and this doesn’t actually lead him to the victory?
( “Swing Life Away” – MGK ft Kellin Quinn hits. Tyson Michaels storms out with adrenaline and makes his way to the ring )
Ring Announcer: And from Miami, Florida weighing 231 POOOOOOUNDSSS….. TYSOOOOOOOOOOONN “TIIIIME” MICHAAAAAAAAELLLLSSSSSSSSS!!
Deadprez: Tyson Michaels is a well-liked and well-respected young man despite his attitude! He’s all about hard work and is general no-nonsense but he can get it GOING in the ring and has a thrill factor that captivates every audience he performs in front of!
Mr. DEDEDE: And never before has Tyson Michaels performed in an audience quite like this… the level of energy in this arena is on the fence between ungodly and impossible and these three have a chance to make a major name for themselves! The YLC finals are now! ( Ding! )
Deadprez: The three men in the ring… not one of them are even remotely allys but they have something in common; they are at the top of NEO and are the three top prospects in EAW. And THERE GOES Tyson Michaels headed towards Deity and going for punches, and Deity is returning with body shots as Tyson is cornering Deity now! Tyson is letting off kicks into the stomach and ribs.. backs up and hits a running KNEE into the gut as Deity stumbles away holding his ribs. Venom in the middle of the ring challenges Tyson as Tyson goes RUNNING TOWARDS VENOM WITH THE ROLLING ELBOW-
Mr. DEDEDE: But Venom catches that, and Tyson spins for a ROUNDHOUSE KICK and it connects into Venoms skull! Now from behind Deity runs and DRIVES the shoulder into the back of Tysons leg, clipping the knee and lets off a big kick to the back of Tyson’s skull! Deity with Tyson’s clipped right leg stretches it out and STOMPS several times into the knee, lifts him up and drops him knee first into the canvas! Here comes Venom running towards Deity and he connects the BULLDOG. Venom is right up and pulls Tyson Michaels up.. and tosses him OVER the ropes to the outside!
Deadprez: But Tyson catches himself on the apron, SPRINGS up to the ropes as Venom is barely paying attention AND HITS A DIVING PELE KICK FROM THE ROPES!!! INNOVATION AT IT’S FINEST, I HAVEN’T SEEN THAT BEFORE! Tyson see’s Deity getting up now and Tyson hits a RUNNING DROPKICK into Deity sending him through the ropes to the outside! Deity is getting up quickly holding his arm that he landed on and Tyson backs into the ropes.. RUNS ACROSS THE RING AND LEAPS OVER THE ROPES FOR THE DIVING 450!!! THE “FATE”, DIVING 450 OVER THE ROPES, BUT DEITY DODGES AND TYSON HITS THE GROUND CHEST-FIRST! GOSH that’s brutal, that could be a collapsed lung or knock the wind out of him and DEITY IS STOMPING AWAY AT THE CHEST of Tyson Michaels! Just these direct heavy stomps that leave Michaels coughing!
Mr. DEDEDE: Venom slides out of the ring and has pulled a chair from underneath.. and Venom SMASHES IT into Deity’s arm now!!! Deity flings to the barricade holding his arm in pain and Venom SMASHES IT AGAIN as Deity rolls over the barricade to the other side for protection! Venom looks down at Tyson Michaels now and is GUILLOTINE SPIKING THE CHAIR REPEATEDLY INTO TYSON’S THROAT! ONE spike! TWO spikes! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! GOOD GAWD YOU’RE KILLIN HIM! Venom tosses the chair in the ring and Venom rolls Tyson Michaels in the ring as he’s setting up the chair in a seated position… AND HE’S PULLING TYSON IN GOING FOR THE ‘LAST STAND’, THE EXTREME JUMPING PILEDRIVER AND… AND HE WANTS TO HIT IT INTO THE CHAIR!!! AND THE “LAST STAND” CONNECTS!! THAT CHAIR’S DECIMATED! Venom covers Tyson! OOOOOOOONEEE… TWOOOOOOOOOO…. but The Deity in time drags the referee out of the ring! And the referee is complaining as Deity slides in the ring.
Deadprez: Venom gets back up and Deity is going for a left, but Venom ducks under and hits a GERMAN SUPLEX.. but DEITY FLIPS OUT OF IT in mid air and lands behind Venom, ducks down and hits an UPPERCUT TO THE GROIN from behind!! Deity ducks his head in and lifts Venom up from behind and DROPS HIM WITH THE ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP! RIGHT into the canvas, and Deity hooks the leg.. OOOOOOONE, TWOO, VENOM kicks out. Deity is headed right towards Tyson Michaels who is recovering from that mean piledriver and he grabs him.. now he goes towards Venom and grabs him and he SMASHES their heads together, turns and CLOTHESLINES Venom to the ground! Tyson is wobbly and Deity runs towards Tyson– but Tyson hits the low dropkick! Deity stumbles and Tyson regroups as Deity gets up and Tyson takes him BACK DOWN with the float-over DDT! Tyson’s got it, and he runs towards the turnbuckle, climbs up it and IMMEDIATELY CONNECTS A MOONSAULT! IT’S HIT, AND THE COVER! OOOOOOONE…. TWOOOOOOOOOO…. DEITY kicks out.
Mr. DEDEDE: Tyson is on his knees and coughing from that attack to his air-ways, Venom certainly did a number on his fatigue as if that crash and burn wasn’t enough. Here comes Venom speaking of the devil who’s wobbly but up and Tyson clearly doesn’t look in the right condition to compete but.. but.. Venom is holding his stomach.
( Venom is shaking his head and exits the ring as Tyson looks on confused. Venom heads towards the barricade and pulls up a trashcan as he leans over and vomits in it letting out an “eeew” from the corwd )
Deadprez: HE’S.. HE’S HURLING!
Mr. DEDEDE: Ahh the ULTIMATE hangover cure! Nothing like a good barf to let the stank out! Venom’s letting alll that bad stuff out of his system and maybe his head’ll stop spinning otherwise! Thank goodness he got that into the bucket, though. The man really knows his own body..
( Venom re-enters the ring after a moment; Deity attacks Tyson from behind )
Deadprez: Well Tyson was distracted by that fiasco and Deity is taking advantage as he’s so good at; you can tell he’s the opportunistic type as he’s got Tyson on the ground and is delivering quick fists at his skull! Deity pulls Tyson up to his shoulders and he hits a ROLLING FIREMANS CARRY SLAM! STEAMROLLER into the canvas and Tyson is planted.. but Venom meets Deity with a kick to the gut after, and tosses Deity SHOULDER FIRST into the ringpost! Venom has gotten Deity momentarily out of the way as he slides over Tyson for the cover! OOOOOONEEE, TWOOOOOOOOOO, THRR TYSON kicks right out! Tyson getting back up and Venom delivers a sit-out JAW BUSTER as Tyson falls to a leaned back position on the ropes.. and Venom runs for the clothesline!! — But Tyson hangs onto the ropes and uses his FEET TO SEND VENOM OVER TO THE OUTSIDE WITH THE LEAP-FROG! Deity is back up and Tyson heads towards Deity and pulls him up to his shoulders for the TIIMMMMEEEE ISSSSS LIIIIIIFEEEEE! GO TO SLEEP CONNECTED! KNEE TO THE JAW! AND TYSON COLLAPSES OVER DEITY! HE MAY HAVE IT! OOOOOOOOOOOONEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! … THE DEITY KICKS OUT!
Mr. DEDEDE: WOW! I can’t stand that kid but I’m EXTREMELY impressed by that feat of kicking out of Tyson’s best move! Tyson sits up shocked over that fact, and you can tell he’s had his endurance and durability cut in half because of that damage to his lungs from earlier! But now look, Venom is sliding into the ring and he’s in with a step-ladder and a burlap bag in his hands! He drops the bag, holds the ladder AND HE SPIKES IT into the gut of Tyson Michaels as Tyson goes to one knee and he SMASHES it over Tysons skull! Venom pulls Tyson back up now and he’s hooking him for a vertical suplex… and Venom see’s Deity attempting to rise as he pulls Tyson up and DROPS HIM with the reverse suplex gut-first into the ring ropes! And Venom grabs Deity and does the SAME dropping him right next to Michaels! Venom now hits a KICK TO THE FACE of the rope-hung Tyson Michaels as Tyson stumbles to the apron just BARELY holding on. And now he attempts to hook around Deity’s head for the rope-hung DDT…. but Deity escapes from the ropes and SNATCHES THE ARM OF VENOM AND APPLIES THE FUJIWARA ARMLOCK IN THE RING!!! IT’S APPLIED, AND VENOM IS STRUGGLING AND IS SO DRUNK HE MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO TELL UP FROM DOWN!
Deadprez: But look at Tyson Michaels! He’s climbing up the turnbuckle!! Deity can SEE this but he’s keeping the lock locked in and is YANKING EVEN HARDER AT VENOMS ARM! VENOM IS AN IMPULSE AWAY FROM TAPPING OUT!! But Tyson is getting too high for Deity’s comfort and he releases the hold and gets up to run towards Tyson’s corner — but Tyson HOPS over him from the top and turns around to SNATCH THE ANKLES AND GO FOR THE BROKEN CLOCK! BOSTON CRAB ATTEMPT – but Deity PUSHES Tyson away with his legs, and both men charge back at eachother and connect a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE. Both competitors are knocked to the ground! Venom is holding his arm trying to shake off the pain.. he’s barely back up but he see’s the opening as he pulls Deity up and WANTS THE PARALYZER!!!! GOING FOR THE STUNNER THAT’LL END IT ALL – NO! DEITY HOOKS THE ARMS FROM BEHIND AND LIFTS VENOM UPSIDE DOWN FOR THE VERTEBREAKER! THE “TICKET TO HELL” ABOUT TO BE EXECUTED ANDDD HE DROPS IT!!! DEITY CONNECTS IT! VENOM ROLLS TO THE APRON IN PAIN!
Mr. DEDEDE: Venom is OUT! But Tyson Michaels grabs a hold of Deity’s legs right after it connects and HE WANTS THE BROKEN CLOCK SUBMISSION ANDDD HE’S GOT IT! IT’S LOCKED IN! BOSTON CRAB CINCHED, But Deity is VERY close to the ropes and the struggle is for Tyson Michaels to pull him away!!! He’s trying to get Deity as far away from the ropes as possible and Deity really can’t take much more of this! He’s pulling at his hair and he’s so close! … this is gonna take every bit of man-hood that Deity claims to have and I can’t see it continuing! Can Deity pull on??? Can Deity in front of this MEGA CROWD prove his worth?
( Venom is digging in his jacket left on the apron and pulls out a bottle of beer. He slightly breaks it, and Tyson Michaels notices )
Mr. DEDEDE: Venom seems to be fiddling with a bottle of beer and Deity IMMEDIATELY LUNGES FOR THE BOTTOM ROPE! Tyson Michaels releases now and heads towards Venom… and VENOM SPIKES THE BROKEN BEER BOTTLE INTO TYSON’S STOMACH! AND VENOM SMASHES THE BOTTLE OVER TYSON’S SKULL! The Deity is barely getting up, and Venom is on his hands and knees dizzy, drunk and barely responding as Tyson Michaels has been taken down by that bottle of beer!!!
Deadprez: And here comes Deity dragging himself up to his feet and approaching Venom.. BUT INSTANTLY VENOM HITS THE PARALYZER ON DEITY!!! SUPERKICK SQUARE INTO THE JAW, AND VENOM HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!! IS THIS IT?! OOOOOOOOOONE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEE! ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( “Unbreakable” – Cage9 hits, Venom rolls out of the ring screaming in celebration as the ref raises his arm )
Ring Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNEEER… and your NEW YOUNG LIONS CUP CARRIER… VEEEENOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!
Mr. DEDEDE: VENOM DID IT! Ill be damned, VENOM GOT THE VICTORY!
Deadprez: It was an impressive performance from Deity and an AMAZING showcase from Tyson Michaels! I personally thought Tyson had it from the beginning but Venom proved a TON of people wrong with this one tonight!
( Venom is stumbling up the ramp as he’s helped along the way. Replays are aired from the match )
Mr. DEDEDE: Well the man was drunk out of his mind and was probably not aware of depth perception… who knows, he could have even been blacked out but he’s won the Young Lions Championship in a match that no one, besides Venom, will forget!
( Venom reaches the showcase at the stage and is handed the Young Lions Cup. Max A. Million is standing there with a microphone as his music dies down )
Max: Venom, you were IMPRESSIVE out there and now you’re walking away with the Young Lions Cup.. what are your thoughts??
Venom: Being the young lion is exquisite and my intentions further lie on obtaining substantial success and expanding my accolades far beyond estimated surface area.
Mr. DEDEDE: WHAT???
Venom: Ah hell.. OH I JUST CAN’T WAIT TO BE KING!
( Venom’s music hits as he celebrates with the cup )
Mr. DEDEDE: I think I’m done for the night, Prez.
( Camera fades backstage to The Heart Break Boy making the final preparations for his match, the door to his locker room enters and in steps Alexander Da Vinci )
HBB: Hey man what’s up?
ADV: Listen… I don’t trust POP. His whole speech last week, the way he’s been acting since last weekend, it’s all too eerie for me, he’s way too cocky and confident, even for him… I think he’s going to try something tonight.
HBB: Try something?
ADV: Yeah, I’ve got a bad feeling he’s got something up his sleeve, I could be wrong… maybe he’s not going to try anything, maybe he really has gone off the deep end and what he said last week he really does think is true. It’s just all fishy to me.
HBB: Well, to be quite honest ADV… *HBB puts his hand on his shoulder*… you and I both know that POP isn’t smart enough to pull anything off. I’m not worried.
ADV: But… just in case, I think it’s better if I come out with you, I still don’t fully trust him… POP took the Answers World Championship away from me at Pain For Pride last year, I partially kind of agree what he said last week. He turns it up at this event… and I—
HBB: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU’RE TALKING TO? I AM Mr. Pain For Pride. I stole the show WAY before POP even came along. I’ve retained World Championships, I’ve retired legends… there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING that I can’t do tonight. I’m immortal at Pain For Pride, I can’t be stopped. Thanks but no thanks, HBB… I don’t need you.
ADV: All I’m saying is POP gets creative at Pain For Pride… he does things and thinks of things that no one else can, who knows what he’s doing… for all we know he could be setting you up for an ambush… or—
HBB: Look at me… I said no. I’ll be fine, I don’t need your help or anyone’s to beat POP. And there’s no one or nothing that he can throw at me that will be able to save him.
( HBB brushes past Alexander Da Vinci as he heads out of the locker room )
( Camera fades into the ring )
Ring Announcer: The following… IS A LAST MAN STANDING MATCH!!
( //youtu.be/VXWM2Pi_u6g plays as The Prince of Phenomenal makes his way to the ring wearing an all-white robe with a golden tassel )
Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, from Miami Beach, Florida… weighing in at 230 pounds… THEEEEEE PRINCEEEEEEEE OFFFF PHEEEENOMMMENNNALLLLL!!
Stew: A match that we’ve waited to see for a long time now, Chico! This all really started back well… about a year ago now with the formation of Project E.G.O. There always seemed to be a riff between these two men and it became obvious earlier this year. The climax of it all happened the Dynasty after Reckless Wiring, HBB came out to well… announce his retirement from Extreme Answers Wrestling but it was interrupted by POP who then beat HBB into ‘retirement’.
HYC: But we saw the return of the Golden Boy last month at Defiance, claiming that he couldn’t fully retire until he got his revenge on POP! Last week on Dynasty, POP showed a completely different demeanor than the weeks prior, claiming that he isn’t afraid to face the Heart Break Boy because well… he isn’t, he’s just a shell of his former self.
( Four rows of lights begin to turn gold and focus on the stage as the rest of the arena goes dark )
( A faint drum beat can be heard as the green and silver set begins to turn all gold )
( A golden spotlight appears in the middle of the stage and dances around a bit before focusing in on the center )
( Two panels open up as ‘Sexy Boy’ by Shawn Michaels begins to play and The Heart Break Boy emerges from the bottom of the stage )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent… from Chicago, Illinois… weighing in at 220 pounds… THEEEE HEARTTTT BREAKKKKK BOYYYYY!!
Stew: And always a grand entrance for The Heart Break Boy at Pain for Pride but tonight he has a different look on him! He stares into the eyes of the man who just three months ago tried to put a permanent end to his career… the man who called The Heart Break Boy a NOTHING!
HYC: A former EAW Champion, a former World Heavyweight Champion, a Hall of Famer… he’s attained almost every single accolade one could and POP tried to take it all away in one foul swoop! HBB comes here tonight at Pain for Pride with a purpose, not just to win the match but make POP suffer at the same time!
Stew: Well Chico, with the Last Man Standing stipulation… I guarantee you that BOTH of these men will suffer tonight!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: And here we go! POP and HBB come out of the corners, a big fight feel to this match! POP CLENCHES HIS FIST AND THROWS THE FIRST SHOT IN THE DIRECTION OF THE HEART BREAK BOY!! HE CATCHES HIS JAW AND HBB IS FORCED TO TAKE A STEP BACK!! HE REGAINS HIMSELF AND RAISES HIS FISTS AS POP BEGINS TO DANCE AROUND THE RING… STAYING ON THE DEFENSIVE!! HBB fires with a shot and POP ducks under it, he squirms through the middle rope onto the outside! HBB BACKS INTO THE ROPES… HE CHARGES AND LEAPS OVER THE ROPES LOOKING FOR A SUICIDE DIVE!!… BUT GOOD LORD!! POP WITH A DROPKICK TO THE STOMACH OF HBB, KNOCKING HIM OUT OF THE AIR!!
HYC: HBB rolls around on the outside but gets to his feet, holding his stomach to avoid the count! POP gets him with a right hand and rolls him into the ring! POP follows as HBB makes it to his feet… POP CHARGES!! BUT HBB WITH A REVERSE ATOMIC DROP FOLLOWED BY A FOREARM THAT KNOCKS POP OFF HIS FEET!! POP gets to his feet… and right into another Reverse Atomic Drop! POP stays on his feet and backpedals into the corner… HBB COMES CHARGING AND LANDS A CLOTHESLINE!! POP comes stumbling out of the corner…
Stew: HBB swings with a right hand… DUCKED BY POP WHO NOW LEAPS INTO THE AIR, AND CATCHES HBB WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!! HBB STUNNED!! HE COLLAPSES TO HIS KNEES, WITH HIS FACE FACING TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLE… POP TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK… HE COMES CHARGING… AND HE RAMS HIS KNEE RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! HBB’S SKULL SMASHING OFF OF THAT BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE!! HE SLUMPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS AND THE REFEREE BEGINS THE COUNT!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!… FOURRRR!!… HBB UP!!
HYC: POP GOES RIGHT BACK ON THE ATTACK, FIRING AWAY AT THE SKULL OF THE GOLDEN BOY BUT POP GETS PUSHED AWAY!! HBB shakes his head as he finally manages himself out of the corner… POP goes to attack him again but HBB WITH A FLAPJACK!! POP HUNG UP ON THE TOP ROPE… HE TURNS AROUND… GOLDPRINT!! NO POP AGAIN SLIDES OUT OF THE RING!!… HBB HOWEVER QUICKLY ADAPTS AND LANDS A BASEBALL SLIDE!! PUSHING POP BACK INTO THE BARRICADE!! HBB TO HIS FEET RUNS OFF THE ROPES… THROUGH THE ROPES HE GOES… AND THIS TIME THE SUICIDE DIVE IS SUCCESSFUL AS HE TAKES OUT POP!! HBB TO HIS FEET, FULL OF ADRENALINE HERE!! POP DOWN… THE REFEREE COUNTS!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!… FOURRR!!… FIVEEEE!!… AND HE’S UP!!
Stew: HBB TRIES TO GO AFTER POP… BUT POP HOPS THE BARRICADE AND RUNS OVER TO THE RINGSIDE AREA!!… HBB FOLLOWS POP ON THE RING SIDE OF THE FLOOR… HE CATCHES UP TO POP… BUT POP THROWS A CHAIR IN THE DIRECTION OF HBB… KNOCKING HIM OFF HIS FEET!! POP NOW GRIPS THE STEEL CHAIR IN HAND… HBB TO HIS FEET, POP RAISES THAT CHAIR UP… HBB TRIES TO DUCK BUT GREAT INSTINCT BY POP AS HE DRIVES IT DOWN OVER THE BACK OF HBB!! HBB CRAWLING OVER TO THE RING APRON, TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF UP… POP LIFTS THE CHAIR OVER AGAIN!!… BUT HBB ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND POP CONNECTS WITH THE EDGE OF THE RING!!
HYC: POP turns around.. HE GETS LIFTED INTO THE AIR BY HBB AND DRIVEN INTO THE CORNER OF THE RING!! HBB GOES DOWN AND PICKS HIM UP… AND AGAIN DRIVING HIM SPINE FIRST INTO THE SIDE OF THAT RING!! POP GRABS HIS BACK AS HE FOR A THIRD STRAIGHT TIME GETS DRIVEN INTO THE RING!! POP moves away from the ring, struggling to remain on his feet AND HE NEEDS TO! HBB connects with a right hand and rolls POP into the ring, HBB takes the steel chair and enters as well… he backs into the corner as POP makes it to his feet!!… HBB RUSHES… LOOKING FOR THAT CHAIR SHOT… BUT POP’S BACK GAVE OUT!! POPS BACK GAVE OUT AND BROUGHT HIM DOWN TO HIS KNEES!!
Stew: The chair goes flying over the ropes, hitting the floor on the outside! POP now to his feet… HE QUICKLY GRABS HBB… AND HE HITS A BACK SUPLEX!! POP TO HIS FEET, AGAIN GRABBING HIS BACK, THE PAIN MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO CAPITALIZE ON HBB!! POP leans himself up against the turnbuckle as HBB uses the ropes to pull himself up… POP makes his way over to HBB and kicks him in the stomach… he now does it a second time… POP just trying to buy a little time here to get his back feeling better. POP goes for a third toe-kick to the gut… BLOCKED BY HBB WHO SPINS POP AROUND… THE GOLDPRINT!! NO!! POP GRABS THE FOOT OF HBB… HE TRIES TO TURN HBB OVER FOR AN ANKLE LOCK… BUT HBB SWINS HIS OTHER FOOT AROUND AND CATCHES POP IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!! POP STUMBLES BACK INTO THE TURNBUCKLE… HBB EXPLODES AT POP… FOREARM SMASH AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE!! HE PULLS POP INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING… AND WHIPS HIM INTO THE ROPES!!
HYC: POP COMES REBOUNDING OFF THE ROPES… AND HBB MEETS HIM WITH A KICK TO THE GUT… FRONT FACELOCK APPLIED… POP GETS LIFTED UP, AND DROPPED RIGHT ON HIS SPINE WITH A SUPLEX!! POP winces as he once again rolls over to his stomach, trying to stay off the spine as much as possible, he gets to his feet… and turns around!! HBB WITH A CLOTHESLINE SENDING POP OVER THE ROPE!! HBB FOLLOWS AND FINDS THE STEEL CHAIR!! HE GRIPS IT… AND BRINGS IT DOWN ACROSS THE SPINE OF POP!! AND NOW A SECOND TIME AS POP COLLAPSES!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!… FOURRR!!… FIVEEE!!… SIXXX!!… POP TO HIS KNEES!!… HBB RAISES THE CHAIR UP AGAIN!!
Stew: BUT POP TRIPS HBB UP!! POP TRIPS HIM UP AND APPLIES THE ANKLE LOCK!! POP STILL DOWN BUT HE HAS THE ANKLE LOCK APPLIED, AND THERE’S NOTHING HBB CAN DO HERE!! HE HAS TWO OPTIONS!! EITHER TRY TO ESCAPE OR WEATHER THROUGH THE PAIN!! WHEN HE WAS TRIPPED UP, HBB DROPPED THE CHAIR AND NOW HE FINDS IT JUST OUT OF REACH!! HE EXTENDS HIS ARM, ONLY A FEW INCHES AWAY, IF HE CAN SOMEHOW MANAGE TO CRAWL AND GRAB THE CHAIR BUT POP HAS AN AIR TIGHT HOLD ON THIS ANKLE LOCK HERE!! HE REARS BACK… BUT POP MANAGES TO FREE HIMSELF BY PUSHING OFF POP WITH HIS GOOD FOOT AND HE GRABS THE CHAIR!!
HYC: HBB HOBBLES TO HIS FEET, AND THAT WAS A BRILLIANT MOVE BY POP!! HE APPLIED THE ANKLE LOCK TO THE LEG THAT HBB USES TO HIT THE GOLDPRINT!! HE HAS THE STEEL CHAIR IN HAND… POP LOOKS UNDER THR RING QUICKLY AND PULLS OUT A TRASH CAN!! HBB RAISES THE CHAIR… BUT POP TAKES THE LID OF THE CAN AND LIKE A FRISBEE TOSSES IT AT THE RIBS OF HBB!! POP NOW TAKING THE TRASCAN AND CLOCKING OVER THE HEAD OF HBB WHO SLUMPS TO THE FLOOR!! POP THROWS THE DENTED TRASCAN TO THE SIDE AS THE REFEREE BEGINS THE COUNT!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!… FOURRR!!… FIVEEE!!… SIXXX!!… SEVEN!!… AND HBB’S UP!!
Stew: POP picks the trash can up again as HBB grabs onto the ring apron to keep his balance… POP charges… BUT HBB WITH A BACK BODY DROP!! HBB THROWS POP RIGHT OVER HIM AND GOOD LORD!! POP HITS THE EDGE OF THE RING, RIGHT TO THE SPINE… THE ALREADY DAMAGED SPINE!! BUT AMAZINGLY HE DOESN’T GO DOWN!! HE QUICKLY GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE WITH HIS RIGHT HAND, FORCING HIMSELF TO STAY UP AS HE MANAGES HIS WAY TO A SEATED POSITION ON THE APRON!! HBB walks up to him and connects with a right! HBB loads up again… and another right hand! POP taking it straight to the jaw as HBB rolls him back into the ring!
HYC: HBB pulls up the apron, he searches under before pulling it back down, seemingly angry! He walks over to the steel steps and takes the top steps off and throws them into the ring! POP on his knees hears the thud in the ring and quickly huddles back into the corner as HBB gets into the ring and lifts the steps up! HBB COMES CHARGING FULL-SPEED AT POP!!… BUT NO!! POP ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND THE STEPS GET WEDGED IN-BETWEEN THE TURNBUCKLES!! HBB TURNS AROUND… AND HE’S MET WITH AN ENZIGURI!! AN ENZIGURI RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!! HBB DAZED HERE AS POP GRABS HIM BY THE ARM… AND WHIPS HIM HARD RIGHT INTO THE STEPS WEDGED IN THE CORNER!! HBB DROPS TO HIS KNEES AS POP QUICKLY UNWEDGES THE STEPS AND HOLDS THEM AS HE ATTEMPTS TO CLIMB TO THE TOP ROPE!!
Stew: POP LEAPS OFF… AND GOOD GOD!! HE DRIVES THOSE STEPS RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF THE HEART BREAK BOY!! THOSE STEEL STEPS PLANTED AGAINST THE SPINE, FROM THE TOP ROPE NO LESS!! HBB IS DOWN, PERHAPS OUT AS POP RESTS HIMSELF AGAINST THE ROPES AND THE REFEREE BEGINS THE COUNT!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!… FOURRR!!… HBB STARTING TO SHOW A BIT OF LIFE HERE!!… FIVEEEE!!… SIXXXX!!… TO HIS KNEES, POP TELLING HIM TO STAY DOWN!!… SEVEEENNNN!!… EIGHTTT!!… AND HE’S UP!! HBB IS UP AT EIGHT!!
HYC: POP moves towards HBB… AND HE’S TAKEN OUT!! DROP TOE HOLD BY HBB HERE WHO NOW TURNS POP OVER… TRYING TO LOCK IN THE FIGURE FOUR!! ALL HBB HAS TO DO NOW IS SPIN AND DROP TO THE FLOOR TO APPLY IT!! POP HOWEVER IS FIGHTING, TRYING TO PRY HBB AWAY!!… BUT IT’S NO USE!! HBB SPINS AROUND AND DROPS TO THE CANVAS, THE FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK HAS BEEN APPLIED!! IT’S LOCKED IN!! POP SCREAMING!! TRYING TO REACH THE ROPES BUT THAT WILL DO HIM NO GOOD AND I THINK NOW HE REALIZES IT!! HE TRIES TO TURN OVER ONTO HIS BACK TO REVERSE THE HOLD BUT NO!! HBB WON’T HAVE IT!! HE’S ADDING MORE PRESSURE TO THE LEGS, I’M SURPRISED HBB CAN APPLY THIS MUCH PRESSURE AFTER BEING PUT IN THAT ANKLE LOCK!!
Stew: POP AGAIN TRIES TO REVERSE IT… BUT TO NO AVAIL!! HE CAN’T TURN ONTO HIS STOMACH!! POP DIGS HIS HANDS INTO THE CANVAS AND BEGINS PULLING HIMSELF TOWARDS THE ROPES!! I’M NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT POP’S TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH HERE!! HE’S CRAWLING TO THE ROPES, DRAGGING HBB ALONG WITH HIM!! WAIT A MINUTE!! POP GOES UNDER THE ROPES!! TO THE EDGE OF THE APRON, HE NOW PUTS HIS HANDS OUT AND PLACES THEM ON THE OUTSIDE FLOOR… THE PRESSURE IS NOW ON HBB, THE EDGE OF THE RING DIGGING INTO THE BACK OF HIS KNEES HERE ANDHE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO BREAK THE HOLD!!
HYC: POP climbs back onto the apron… BUT HBB WITH THE GOLDPRINT!! THE SUPERKICK TO THE JAW!! POP FLIES OFF THE APRON, LANDS HARD ON THE BOTTOM THE RAMP!! WOW!! HBB DROPS IN THE RING BUT MAKES IT BACK UP!! THE REFEREE BEGINS TO COUNT POP!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!… POP STILL DOWN!!… FOURRR!!… STARTING TO STIR!!… FIVEEE!!… SIXXX!!… POP CRAWLS OVER TO THE BARRICADE AND STARTS TO PULL HIMSELF UP, WILL HE MAKE IT IN TIME?! SEVENNN!!… IT’S HIS LEGS!! I DON’T KNOW IF HE CAN DO IT WITH THE CONDITION OF HIS LEGS!!.. EIGHTTT!!… NINEEE!!… AND HE’S UP!! RIGHT BEFORE THE TEN COUNT POP MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET!!
Stew: HBB slides out of the ring… CHARGING AT POP AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A FOREARM SMASH!! HBB GLANCING OVER AT THE TURNBUCKLE HERE NOW!! POP TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF UP ALREADY, HBB NEEDS TO THINK FAST!! HE HEADS TO THE RING, ONTO THE APRON AND NOW CLIMBING UP!! WITH HIS BACK TURNED TOWARDS POP HE LEAPS OFF!!… A MOONSAULT!!… BUT NO!! SWATTED AWAY!! POP SWATS HBB AWAY AND HE HITS HARD ON THE FLOOR!! OH MY GOD!! HIGH RISK, BUT DEFINITELY NO REWARD THERE FOR THE HEART BREAK BOY AS HE CRASHES AND BURNS AND NOW POP LOOKS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE!!
HYC: POP QUICKLY LIFTING UP THE PROTECTIVE PADDING, EXPOSING THE HARD CEMENT FLOOR!! POP GRABS HBB AND ROLLS HIM ONTO THE APRON!! POP NOW CLIMBING UP AS WELL!! HE PULLS HBB TO HIS FEET… HE GRABS HIM AND LIFTS HIM UP… AND OH MY GOD!! THE CROWN OF THORNS!!!! THE CROWN OF THORNS FROM THE APRON, ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE UNFORGIVING CEMENT!! THAT SPINNING POWERBOMB, A THREE FOOT DROP ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE CEMENT!! POP IS UP…. HBB DOWN!! HERE’S THE COUNT!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!… HBB ROLLS ONTO HIS STOMACH AND BEGINS TO PUSH UP!!… FOURRR!!… FIVEEE!!… SIXXX!!… SEVENNN!!… HBB STRUGGLING!!… EIGHTTT!!… NINEEEE!!… AND HE’S UP!!
Stew: POP LET’S OUT A SIGH… WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE IN ORDER TO KEEP HBB DOWN!??! HBB TURNS AROUND… POP THROWS THE CHAIR AT HIM… HBB CATCHES IT… BUT A SUPERKICK!! POP WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF HBB, THE CHAIR SMASHES INTO HIS SKULL, HBB HAS BEEN BUSTED OPEN BUT HE’S NOT DOWN!! HBB REGAINS HIMSELF… BUT ANOTHER SUPERKICK!! A SECOND GOLDPRINT FROM POP!! HBB IS DOWN!! HAS POP JUST SEALED THE DEAL!? WILL POP DEFEAT ANOTHER LEGEND AT PAIN FOR PRIDE?! POP ON HIS FEET, HBB DOWN, HERE WE GO!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!… FOURRR!!… FIVEEE!!… SIXXX!!… SEVENNNN!!… EIGHTTT!!… HBB YET TO MOVE A MUSCLE!!… NINEEEE!!… TEE—KIP UP!! HBB KIPS UP!!
HYC: POP’S IN SHOCK!! HBB HAS KIPPED UP!! POP DROPS TO HIS KNEES AS HBB SLUMPS HIMSELF INTO THE BARRICADE TO STAY ON HIS FEET!!… IT SEEMS AS IF WE’RE AT A DEAD STALEMATE HERE!! BOTH MEN SPENT!! HBB LOSING BLOOD AND FAST!! HBB LANDS A RIGHT HAND ON POP AND NOW ENTERS THE RING, HE LIFTS UP THOSE STEEL STEPS, HOW HE’S ABLE TO I HAVE NO IDEA!! HE’S TAKEN SO MUCH PUNISHMENT IN THIS MATCH, I’M AMAZED HE CAN EVEN LIFT UP THE STEEL STEPS!! HE THROWS THEM OUT OF THE RING BEFORE SLIDING OUT HIMSELF… HE PICKS THEM UP… AND SMASH!! RIGHT INTO THE SKULL OF POP THEY GO!! POP GOES DOWN AS HBB DROPS THE STEPS!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… POP LIFTS HIS HEAD UP, BLOOD BEGINNING TO TRICKLE DOWN!!… THREEE!!… FOURRR!!… FIVEEE!!… SIXXX!!… POP GETTING UP… HBB GOES TO GRAB HIM… AND A KNEE RIGHT TO THE GROIN!! A KNEE RIGHT TO THE GROIN THAT STUNS HBB!!
Stew: POP NOW REACHING UNDER THE RING… AND HE PULLS OUT A LADDER!! MY GOD THAT HAS TO AT LEAST BE FIFTEEN FEET!! HE BRINGS IT OUT AND SETS IT UP!! I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT POP’S THINKING HERE AS HE BEGINS TO CLIMB!! HBB IS ON ONE KNEE HERE, TRYING TO GET THE WIND BACK IN HIM… AND POP’S HALFWAY UP THE LADDER AT THIS POINT!! AND OH MAN!! POP MAKES IT TO THE TOP!! HBB COLLAPSES OUT OF PURE EXHAUSTION!!… POP SETS HIMSELF ON THE LADDER… BUT WAIT… WHO THE… ALEXANDER DA VINCI!! HBB TOLD HIM NOT TO COME OUT HERE!! ALEXANDER DA VINCI RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP, UP TO THE LADDER!! TRYING TO SHAKE POP OFF!! SHADES OF THE LADDER MATCH THESE TWO HAD LAST MONTH AT DEFIANCE!! ADV BEGINS CLIMBING!! POP TRYING TO SHAKE HIM AWAY!! ADV GRABS ONTO POP’S TIGHTS!! TRYING TO PULL HIM DOWN!!… BUT POP PUSHES OFF ADV’S HEAD WITH HIS BOOT!! ADV PLUMMETS ABOUT TEN FEET DOWN!!
HYC: POP SETS HIMSELF AGAIN… ALL THE WAY AT THE TOP… HE LEAPS OFF… COVER2COVER… BUT HBB KIPS UP AGAIN!!… THE GOLDPRINT!! THE GOLDPRINT CONNECTS!! MY GOD!! POP LEAPED OFF THE TOP OF THAT LADDER AND TOOK THAT SUPERKICK FULLY TO THE JAW!! HBB COLLAPSES HERE AND THE REFEREE BEGINS THE COUNT ON BOTH MEN!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!… NO SIGN OF LIFE FROM EITHER MAN!!… FOURRR!!…. FIVEEE!!… HBB RAISES HIS ARM, STARTING TO STIR!!… SIXXX!!… SEVENNN!!… HE CRAWLS TO THE LADDER, TRYING TO PUSH HIMSELF TO GET TO HIS FEET!!… EIGHTTT!!…. HBB SHAKING, JUST TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF TO HIS FEET!!… NINEEE!!… HBB’S UP!! POP STILL DOWN!!… TENNNN!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘Sexy Boy’ hits as HBB collapses back down to the floor, Alexander Da Vinci begins to help him up as the referee raises his hand )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… THEEEE HEEARRTTTT BREEAKKK BOOOYYY!!
Stew: AND HBB HAS GOTTEN HIS REVENGE!! HBB wins a GRUELING Last Man Standing Match… This is HBB’s FOURTH STRAIGHT victory at Pain For Pride, only extending his superb legacy even further!
HYC: That’s right, Stew… but you mention The Heart Break Boy’s legacy Stew… he said he wouldn’t retire until POP got what was coming to him, and now that he has, the question is… where does HBB go from here?
( HBB is shown walking to the back on his own as a referee and Alexander Da Vinci stay close on his side )
( Camera is backstage in a busy hallway where EAW extremists, NEO rookies, Vixens, personnel and the media are all interacting with fans )
( Suddenly the room gets silent )
( Scott Diamond enters the scene surrounded by a fully-armed riot squad. Some are talking in whispers and Scott is seemingly annoyed )
Scott Diamond *raising his voice to the room*: WHAT? You can keep having your fun! It’s not like you’re gonna have a chance to enjoy this ever again… go on! Say goodnight to the bad guy! .. Let’s carry on.
( Scott continues walking down the hallway, but stops again )
Scott: IS SOMEONE GOING TO INTERVIEW ME??? WHAT, JUST BECAUSE YOU ONLY HAVE A DAY LEFT OF YOUR JOB DOESN’T MEAN YOU SHOULD SLACK! C’MON! Hey! YOU!
( Scott points to Clyde as he’s conversating with several models. Clyde looks stupefied )
Scott: Yeah, hot-shot! Bring your 95 pound ass over here with that microphone, buddy. It’s time to interview the main event! … ( The room of people carry on their conversations )
( Clyde comes over and is let in through the riot squad. One of the officers pull out a hand-held device and scan Clyde’s body with it )
Scott: Oh, no, he’s clean. He knows damn well I would have killed him. Now go on, start your interview.
Clyde: Uh-eh-I-eh-I-eh… eh.. I… eh… S.. *gulp*
Scott: What’s the matter?? Too much noise? No problem – *scott snatches the microphone* EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
( The room grows silent again )
Scott: Continue. *Scott shoves the mic into Clydes chest as he takes it.
Clyde: Uh.. well Mister Diamond.. sir…. Fuhrer… T- Tomorrow night you got one heluva match and I just wanted to know how it’ll be like being in the main event against a man like Dark Demon.
Scott: What a generic question. Ask a better one, NOW!
Clyde: B… but that’s all I got!
Scott: Well I want you to know one thing. It doesn’t matter, okay? It doesn’t matter how much EAW tries to cover me up and to shun me because everything I’ve ever worked for results in tomorrow when I DESTROY everything others have worked for. This pile of bodies that’s been dressed up and called a “company” is going to get smitten by the ultimate form of karma.. and I also want you to know that Dark Demon is in no form a “threat” to me. I’m not threatened.. I don’t walk around with my security because I’m scared… I fear no man. But I also know better than to let EAW screw me and there’s NO WAY ANYBODY WILL EVER SCREW ME THE WAY THIS COMPANY’S SCREWED ME AGAIN! Dark Demon isn’t a man.. he’s a sheep in wolves clothing. A FRAUD. Right, Clyde?? Dark Demon is a FRAUD!
Clyde: R… right.
Scott: SAY IT! DARK DEMON IS A FRAUD!
Clyde: DARK DEMON IS A FRAUD!
Scott: I HATE DARK DEMON!
Clyde: I HATE DARK DEMON!
Scott: SCOTT DIAMOND IS NUMBER ONE!
Clyde: SCOTT DIAMOND IS NUMBER ONE! I HATE DARK DEMON! DARK DEMON IS A FRAUD! I don’t even know why I work for this guy! He’s the worst! He’s the worst Chairman ever and I hope he loses sooo bad tomorrow! Woo lawdy I can’t believe I ever took a paycheck from that fgt! I bet he hasn’t given a woman an orgasm ever in his life!
( Clyde is caught up and isn’t paying attention and Scott walks away with the riot squad following him. Clyde continues ranting )
Clyde: I mean seriously who is he to cut my paychecks when I been runnin the show WAY before he’s been around! Dark Demon aint no pimp! I’m the PIMP! Scott I hope you woop that ass! Right Scott??? Scott????
( Clyde looks around and Scott is long gone. ) .. ( Demon is seen standing behind him as Clyde’s expression changes and he turns around )
Dark Demon: (NO) You’re fired.
( Demon walks away )
( Clyde moans and passes out )
Ring Announcer: The following contest is the 24/7 OVER THE TOP 10 MAN BATTLE ROYAL!!!… The winner of the match will receive a championship opportunity that they can use at any time for any championship in EAW!!
( ‘Hurricane’ by Theory of a Deadman hits as Andrew Cole makes his way to the ring )
Ring Announcer: Announcing the participants, first from New York… weighing in at 222 pounds… ANDDDREEEWWWW COLLEEEEEE!!
Stew: Folks just to clarify something, the holder of the 24/7 Contract does have the opportunity to face any champion at any time… but the contract is under 24/7 rules meaning you could lose it at any time!
( ‘Thought I Was’ by Middle Class Rut hits as Shane Harper makes his way to the ring wearing an all-black denim jacket )
Ring Announcer: From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania… weighing in at 202 pounds… SHANEEEEEEE HARRRRPPERRRRRR!!
HYC: Very true, we’ve seen the contract over the past two years change hands a few times!
( ‘Coloris’ by She hits as Logan Dante sprints to the ring )
Ring Announcer: From Rio De Janeiro… weighing in at 183 pounds… LOGGAAAAANNNN DANNNTTTEEEEEE!!
Stew: There has been two previous 24/7 Battle Royals, the first was on by Erik Yung, the second by Hurricane Hawk!
( ‘Release the Panic’ by Red hits as Zeke Nero makes his way to the ring )
Ring Announcer: From Choctaw, Mississippi… weighing in at 220 pounds… ZEEEEEKEEEEE NEEERRRRROOOOO!!
HYC: Both of those men lost their contracts, both actually to Scott Diamond! However they both regained them back, Erik Yung cashed in successfully on Scott for the Interwire Championship… Hawk unsuccessfully cashed in on POP for the Answers World Championship!
( ‘Sorry You’re Not A Winner’ by Enter Shikari hits as Chris Elite makes his way to the ring )
Ring Announcer: From Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 199 pounds… CHRRRISSSSS ELLITTTTEEEE!!
Stew: Well… out next is Chris Elite from Showdown! Chris has had a rough career in EAW, he has potential but he’s never fully lived up to it, however will tonight be the night that he finally reaches it?
( ‘Sail’ by AWOLNation hits as Drastik’s dancers step onto the stage followed by Drastik. They dance by him before they head to the back as he continues to the ring )
Ring Announcer: From Vancouver, British Columbia… weighing in at 225 pounds… DRRRRASSSTTTIIIKKKKK!!
HYC: Here’s a man who has CERTAINLY opened up many of our eyes… he has the look and all it takes to be a main player in EAW, he gave up a lot to enter this match, will it pay off?
( ‘Welcome to the Jungle’ by Jay Z and Kanye West hits as Jimmy Krauss makes his way to the ring )
Ring Announcer: From San Jose, California… weighing in at 220 pounds… JIMMMYYYYY KRAUUSSSS!!
Stew: Another exceptional talent from NEO, we really have a good pool of extremists down there, I’d say the future of EAW is in good hands.
( ‘Neenah Menasha’ by Sponge hits as TMT makes his way to the ring wearing a red and brown fur coat )
Ring Announcer: From Motor City, Michigan… weighing in at 193 pounds… TEEEE EMMM TEEEEE!!
HYC: TMT has a good shot to win this Stew. We’ve been able to watch him on Dynasty and he’s, on a few occasions come very close to the National Extreme Championship…
( ‘God Was Never On Your Side’ by Motörhead hits as Spitta Andretti makes his way to the ring )
Ring Announcer: From Omaha, Nebraska… weighing in at 275 pounds… SPITTTTAAAA ANNNDREEETTTIII!!
Stew: A tough brawler out of Nebraska, he’s one tough son of a gun and should be regarded as a legitimate threat in this match.
( ‘Unfuckwittable’ by Kid Cudi hits as Jon Kelton makes his way to the ring )
Ring Announcer: And from Orangeville, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 215 pounds… JOONNNNN KEEEELLLTTTONNN!!
HYC: In many people’s eyes he is the favorite to win this thing. He certainly has the experience edge over the others… he’s had a lot of success in his career, the only question is his consistency, it seems as if he’s here to stay now… we’re just gonna have to see.
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: THERE’S THE BELL AND HERE WE GO!! AN ALL OUT BRAWL TO START US OFF!! SPITTA ANDRETTI HAS LOGAN DANTE ALREADY TEETERING ON THE ROPE!! Logan however pushes Spitta away and manages to gain some distance. Shane Harper now in the adjacent corner unloading on Jimmy Krauss! Firing at him on all cylinders here, one shot after another right to the jaw! Jimmy Krauss manages to get to his feet and send a hard forearm of his own into the jaw of Harper! Chris Elite has Jon Kelton on the top rope! HE CLOCKS HIM WITH A RIGHT TO THE JAW… NOW TRYING TO PUSH HIM OUT OF THE RING!! BUT KELTON GRABS CHRIS… PULLS HIM IN… 720 DDT OFF THE TOP ROPE!!
HYC: That will put Chris Elite OUT for quite some time here as Drastik goes to work on Zeke Nero! Zeke actually not much bigger than Drastik but much, MUCH stronger here! Drastik with a right… BUT BOOM! ZEKE WITH A BIG HOOK TO THE JAW, DRASTIK STUMBLES BACK AND FALLS OFF HIS FEET AS ZEKE NERO CHARGES OUT OF THE CORNER… BIG BOOT TO TMT WHO GOES DOWN!! Andrew Cole gets Chris Elite to his feet and tries to toss him out of the ring but Chris with an elbow to the lower gut of Cole and now hits him with a right hand that takes him down!
Stew: Chris Elite still dazed from that DDT but he focuses back on Cole here who’s managaed to make it back to his feet! Chris with a shot that forces Cole back into the turnbuckle… COLE COMES CHARGING… AND A KICK TO THE JAW!! COLE GOES DOWN!! BUT LOGAN DANTE FROM BEHIND TAKES CHRIS ELITE DOWN WITH A KARATE LIKE CHOP TO THE BACK OF THE NECK!! Logan Dante now targets Kelton here as he chops him across the chest! He whips Kelton into the ropes and drops his head… KELTON ROLLS OVER THE BACK OF LOGAN HERE AND… DRIVES HIS KNEES RIGHT INTO THE BACK!! LOGAN ROLLS OVER IN THE RING IN OBVIOUS PAIN AS KELTON LOOKS TO TAKE OUT HIS NEXT VICTIM!!
HYC: HE CHARGES AT TMT IN THE CORNER AND HITS A CLOTHESLINE!! TMT FORCED OUT OF THE CORNER BY THE IMPACT AND… RIGHT INTO A NECKBREAKER BY KELTON!! Kelton, a man who was in this match last year and came close to winning… finding himself in the final three looks to be two spots higher tonight! Kelton lifts up TMT… Spitta Andretti grabs TMT as well and holds him in place as Kelton begins throwing shots at him!! BUT LOOK AT SPITTA!! HE THROWS TMT AT KELTON, A SHOCKED KELTON NOW GETS PLANTED INTO THE CANVAS WITH A POWERSLAM!! SPITTA GRABS KELTON… HE LOOKS TO TOSS HIM OUT BUT KELTON CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE ROPE!! SPITTA GOES FOR A RIGHT BUT KELTON DUCKS UNDER IT AND DRIVES HIS SHOULDER INTO THE GUT OF SPITTA!!
Stew: LOGAN DANTE COMES CHARGING AT KELTON… BUT KELTON WITH A BACK BODY DROP… LOGAN DANTE OVER THE ROPES AND HITS THE FLOOR!!
Ring Announcer: Logan Dante has been eliminated!
HYC: Well… one down and nine to go! Logan Dante becomes the first victim of this battle royal! Now it’s Shane Harper who finds himself in trouble! JIMMY KRAUSS HAS HARPER HOISTED UP… ON THE ROPES, ON THE BRINK OF BEING ELIMINATED HERE!! HARPER HOWEVER FIRES AWAY AT KRAUSS WITH BACK ELBOWS AND KEEPS HIMSELF IN THE MATCH!! Harper now comes running at Krauss… BUT RIGHT INTO A SPINEBUSTER!! HARPER PLANTED INTO THE CANVAS!! Krauss now turns around… AND HE GETS THROWN ONTO THE SHOULDERS OF ZEKE NERO… AND A SAMOAN DROP!! Krauss now looks around, a lot of men down, he can have his choosing of literally any one he wants!
Stew: He runs at Drastik with a clothesline.. but it’s DUCKED!! DRASTIK DUCKS UNDER THE CLOTHESLINE AND NOW A HUGE KICK TO THE HEAD!! KRAUSS STUMBLES AROUND THE RING… AND RIGHT INTO A DDT BY TMT!! TMT and Drastik now begin going at it! Andrew Cole makes it to his feet… AND HE RUSHES AT THE BOTH OF THEM… TRYING TO TAKE THEM DOWN WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE BUT THEY BOTH REVERSE IT AND THROW HIM DOWN INTO THE MAT!! TMT and Drastik now exchange a few looks… they have a VERY vulnerable Andrew Cole right in front of them!
HYC: Drastik grabs the right arm, TMT the left and they pull Andrew Cole to his feet… DRASTIK WITH A KICK TO THE SIDE… NOW FOLLOWED BY TMT!! NOW DRASTIK!! TMT!! BOTH MEN EXCHANGING KICKS ON POOR ANDREW COLE HERE!! DRASTIK NOW WITH A KICK TO THE HEAD!! THE SAME ONE HE DELIVERED TO JIMMY KRAUSS… AND TMT TOSSES HIM OVER AND HE HITS THE FLOOR!!
Ring Announcer: Andrew Cole has been eliminated!
Stew: BUT LOOK AT DRASTIK FROM BEHIND… TRYING TO ELIMINATE TMT!! BUT TMT WITH A KICK TO THE GROIN IS ABLE TO ESCAPE!! It’s an old cliché folks, but IT TRULY IS EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! With two men eliminated that now leaves eight! Zeke Nero still down after that Samoan Drop and now TMT perhaps looks to eliminate him as well! He gets him to his feet and tosses him back into the corner! HE LIFTS HIM UP AND GETS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE… TRYIN TO PUSH HIM OUT OF THE RING HERE NOW… BUT NERO PUSHES TMT OFF HIM… HE NOW EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER… AND WOW!! A HUGE CLOTHESLINE!! FLIPPING HIM INTO THE AIR, TMT LANDING HARD ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK!!
HYC: ZEKE NOW CHARGES AT KELTON… AND AN EQUALLY HARD CLOTHESLINE!! KELTON TURNED INSIDE OUT!! BUT LOOK OUT!! FROM BEHIND!! SHANE HARPER LEAPS OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLE AND CONNECTS WITH AN ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! NERO GOES DOWN IN A HEAP!! SHANE HARPER GOES TO GRAB NERO… BUT SPITTA WITH A FULL NELSON BOMB ON SHANE HARPER!! Spitta Andretti looking VERY impressive so far in this match, and I can’t see him cooling off at all as the match progresses! He grabs Zeke Nero and connects with a hard right hand… AND NOW ANOTHER RIGHT HAND!! SPITTA WINDS UP… AND NOW A THIRD STRAIGHT RIGHT HAND!! THIS ONE DELIVERED WITH SUCH FORCE THAT IT SENT NERO OVER THE TOP ROPE, HE HITS THE FLOOR!! HE’S OUT! BUT LOOK!! WAIT HOLD ON!! FROM BEHIND JIMMY KRAUSS PUSHES SPITTA OVER THE TOP ROPE… HE’S OUT!!
Ring Announcer: Zeke Nero and Spitta Andretti have been eliminated!
Stew: And JUST LIKE THAT we’re down to just six men! Jimmy Krauss, Jon Kelton, Shane Harper, TMT, Drastik and Chris Elite remain! Jimmy Krauss off that elimination looks to stay hot! He grabs TMT and forces him back into the corner, hammering away, forcing him down… being relentless! Krauss such a hungry competitor! All of these guys are! Krauss grabs TMT by the arm and pulls him into the center of the ring… into the ropes he goes… he rebounds back! KRAUSS GOES FOR A SIDEWALK SLAM… NO!! TMT REVERSES IT INTO A SPIKE DDT!! KRAUSS HEAD FIRST INTO THE MAT!! TMT GLANCES OVER AT THE TURNBUCKLE NOW, HE KNOWS IT’S A RISKY MOVE… BUT HE HEADS UP NONTHELESS!! HE’S AT THE TOP BUT LOOK AT CHRIS ELITE!! CHRIS RUNS UP AND HE PUSHES TMT OFF!! TMT… TMT STAYS IN THE RING!!
HYC: HE GRABBED ONTO THE TOP RING ROPE AT THE VERY LAST POSSIBLE SECOND AND SAVED HIMSELF!! TMT PULLS HIMSELF UP… CHRIS ELITE HITS A RIGHT HAND!! TMT STILL HOLDING ON THOUGH!! NOW ANOTHER RIGHT HAND… ALMOST LOSING GRIP BUT NO!! HE TRIES FOR A THIRD RIGHT HAND BUT TMT BLOCKS IT!! HE TAKES THE HEAD OF CHRIS ELITE AND RAMS IT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!… NOW SPRINGBOARD BACK INTO THE RING… AND WOW!! A CLOTHESLINE TAKING HIM OUT!! Jon Kelton now to his feet looks to stop the roll that TMT has been on as he clubs him over the back! TMT hits the floor but he makes it back to his feet rather quickly and fires back at Kelton with a backhand right to the jaw! Kelton pushes TMT back and hits a right hand! TMT struggling to remain on his feet… Kelton with a kick to the gut… puts him in a powebomb clutch!… AND GOOD LORD!! THE MAPLE LEAF FINALE BY JON KELTON!! TMT IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT HERE!! KELTON GRABS TMT BY THE BACK OF HIS HEAD…. AND TOSSES HIM OUT!!
Stew: BUT NO!! TMT HANGS ON AGAIN… HE JUST WON’T GO OUT!! HE PULLS HIMSELF BACK INTO THE RING YET AGAIN!! Kelton runs his hand through his hair, perhaps getting a bit frustrated… he gets TMT to his feet… BUT TMT CONNECTS WITH THE COCAINE DEAL!! KELTON IS DAZED… AND HE FALLS THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE INTO THE FLOOR, REMEMBER THOUGH HE HAS TO GO OVER THE TOP ROPE TO BE ELIMINATED THERE!! TMT now goes to focus on Shane Harper who has been down for quite some time now! TMT aids him to his feet… whips him into the opposite corner and now comes charging!… AND A SHOULDER BLOCK FROM TMT PUTTING ALL HIS POWER INTO IT!! THAT WAS TORPEDO LIKE AS TMT PULLS HARPER OUT OF THE CORNER… TMT GOES FOR THE COCAINE DEAL AGAIN!!
HYC: BUT IT WON’T CONNECT A SECOND TIME!! SHANE HARPER GRABS THE LEG OF TMT AND APPLIES HIS TAKE BACK CONTROL SUBMISSION!! THAT LEGLOCK APPLIED TO TMT, SHANE HARPER KEEPING A BIG HOLD ON THIS… NOT LETTING HIM HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO ESCAPE!! SHANE HARPER REARING BACK!! NOW CHANGING IT UP A BIT, ELEVATING AND ADDING EVEN MORE PRESSURE HERE!! TMT LETS OUT A SCREAM BUT HE KNOWS THERE’S NOTHING HE CAN DO… THE HOLD WILL BE BROKEN WHEN HARPER WANTS IT TO!!… HARPER REARS BACK EVEN MORE, WHAT IS HE DOING TRYING TO BREAK IT… AND FINALLY HE RELEASES THE HOLD AS TMT IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR HIS LEG!!
Stew: TMT manages to scoot backwards into a corner… AND JIMMY KRAUSS BLINDSIDING HARPER WITH A CLOTHESLINE… WAIT NO!! NO!! HARPER SIDE-STEPPED IT… HE NOW GRABS KRAUSS… AND HE TOSSES HIM OUT!! AND YES!! KRAUSS HITS THE FLOOR, HE’S OUT!!
Ring Announcer: Jimmy Krauss has been eliminated!
HYC: Shane Harper seems to be content with his work here as he once again re-focuses on TMT… lifting him up, TMT trying to stay off that bad leg… HARPER POUNDS INTO HIM WITH A FOREARM TO THE FACE… BUT TMT PUSHES HIM AWAY!!… HARPER GRABS TMT BY THE ARM AND WHIPS HIM ACROSS THE RING… BUT TMT’S LEG GIVES OUT!! TMT’S LEG GIVES OUT AND HE COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS!! Harper can’t help but smile as he realizes how easy TMT must be at this point, he only has one good leg and has been on the verge of elimination MANY times already! Harper gets TMT to his feet… AND HE TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE RING!!
Stew: BUT NO!! TMT KEEPING THE BAD LEG OFF THE GROUND!! HARPER SEES IT AND HE ISN’T HAPPY!! HARPER IS SCREAMING, TMT HAS FOUND YET ANOTHER WAY OUT OF IT ALL!! HARPER GRABS TMT AND PULLS HIM BACK INTO THE RING… HE BRINGS HIM INTO THE MIDDLE… HOOKS HIM FOR A SUPLEX AND IT CONNECTS!!
HYC: WAIT A MINUTE!! LOOK!! CHRIS ELITE HAS DRASTIK ON THE VERGE OF ELIMINATION HERE!! DRASTIK IN TROUBLE!!… CHRIS TRYING TO PUSH HIM OUT OF THE RING… SHANE HARPER NOTICES AND NOW GOES TO JOIN CHRIS ELITE!! BOTH MEN TRYING TO PUSH DRASTIK OUT OF THE RING… BUT DRASTIK IS HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE HERE!! TMT NOW BACK TO A VERTICAL BASE HOBBLES OVER… AND INSTEAD OF HELPING ELIMINATE DRASTIK HE TRIES TO ELIMINATE HARPER!! HARPER GETS PUSHED OVER THE ROPES!! THIS DISTRACTS CHRIS ELITE AND DRASTIK IS ABLE TO SLIDE UNDER HIM, BACK INTO THE RING!!… TMT TRYING TO PUSH HARPER OUT OF THE RING… AND LOOK AT DRASTIK!! HE GOES DOWN AND SWEEPS THE LEG OF HARPER, HE LOSES HIS BALANCE… HE FALLS AND HE’S OUT!! HARPER’S OUT!! JUST THREE LEFT NOW!!
Ring Announcer: Shane Harper has been eliminated!
Stew: WAIT, NO CHICO!! IT’S FOUR!! KELTON BACK IN THE RING HERE GRABS DRASTIK AND PUSHES HIM INTO THE ROPES!! DRASTIK QUICKLY ESCAPES OUT OF THE ROPES AND BEGINS TRADING SHOTS WITH KELTON!! A RIGHT BY KELTON FOLLOWED BY A RIGHT BY DRASTIK!! EVENLY MATCHED HERE!! TMT GOES BACK DOWN IN THE CORNER TO NURSE THE KNEE!! CHRIS ELITE NOW GETS IN ON THE ACTION AS HE SENDS A RIGHT HAND INTO THE JAW OF DRASTIK!! ALL THREE MEN NOW THROWING SHOTS!! NEITHER GETTING AN ADVANTAGE, ALL FOUR MEN LEFT ARE SO EVENLY MATCHED IN SIZE AND STATURE!! THEY ALL SHARE SIMILAR STYLES, IT’S GOING TO COME DOWN TO WHO WANTS IT THE MOST!!
HYC: CHRIS ELITE GETS KNOCKED OFF HIS FEET WITH A SHOT BY KELTON BUT HE COMES RIGHT BACK AT KELTON WITH TWO SHOTS!! DRASTIK NOW LEAPS UP AND BOMBS KELTON WITH A SHOT RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!! HE GOES DOWN AND NOW ITS JUST CHRIS AND DRASTIK!! CHRIS ELITE HOLDING HIS OWN AGAINST DRASTIK HERE WITH A FEW RIGHTS BUT DRASTIK CAN USE HIS ENTIRE BODY AS HE LANDS A KICK TO THE SIDE… AND NOW ANOTHER ONE!!… AND NOW A KICK TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE!! DRASTIK TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK… HE COMES CHARGING WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!!
Stew: BUT CHRIS DUCKS UNDER IT!! CHRIS DUCKS UNDER THE KICK AND DRASTIK GOES FLYING INTO THE ROPES!! AND NOW WE’RE IN A SIMILAR SITUATION TO THE ONE WE WERE IN JUST MOMENTS AGO!! CHRIS ELITE HAS DRASTIK ON THE VERGE OF ELIMINATION HERE!! DRASTIK TRYING TO HOLD ON DESPERATELY!! NOT TRYING TO LOSE THIS, HE GAVE UP A SHOT IN THE YOUNG LIONS CUP FINALS FOR THIS!! CHRIS ELITE PUSHING AND SHOVING WITH ALL HIS MIGHT… AND!!.. AND… AND!! KELTON FROM BEHIND ELEVATES CHRIS ELITE OVER DRASTIK AND CHRIS HITS THE FLOOR!!
Ring Announcer: Chris Elite has been eliminated!
HYC: AND NOW IT’S THREE!! THE FINAL THREE!! TMT, KELTON AND DRASTIK!! ALL THREE MEN ON THEIR FEET IN THREE SEPARATE CORNERS!! THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND BEGIN TO MOVE AROUND THE RING… THE GRITTY TMT MAKING THE FIRST MOVE LEAPING ON TOP OF KELTON AND FIRING WITH RIGHT AND LEFT FOREARMS OVER THE BACK!! KELTON THROWS TMT OFF OF HIM BUT TMT LEAPS RIGHT BACK ON HIM!! IT SEEMS AS IF THAT LEG HAS FULLY HEALED!! HE GETS KELTON DOWN AND STILL HAMMERS AWAY AS DRASTIK WATCHES ON… TMT FINALLY LETS UP ON THE FOREARMS… BUT HE DIVES ON TOP OF DRASTIK AND DOES THE SAME!!
Stew: A FIRE HAS BEEN LIT UNDER TMT HERE!! HE’S GOING ABSOLUTELY CRAZY!! HE’S FULL OF ADRENALINE AS HE HAMMERS INTO DRASTIK!! HE GETS OFF OF DRASTIK, AND BACK TO KELTON HE GOES!! TMT LIKE A RABID ANIMAL!! DRASTIK TO HIS FEET PRYS TMT OFF OF KELTON AND KNEES HIM RIGHT IN THE HEAD!! BUT TMT COMES RIGHT BACK, HE LEAPS INTO THE AIR..!!……. BUT DRASTIK LEAPS AS WELL AND CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!! HE GETS TMT TO HIS FEET… HE HOOKS HIM FOR A SUPLEX BUT TMT REVERSES IT!!… HE PUSHES DRASTIK INTO KELTON!!… KELTON’S OUT!!… NO HE’S NOT!! KELTON HOLDS ON!! TMT NOW COMES RUNNING AT THE BOTH… BUT THEY MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AND TMT GOES FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE… AND HE’S OUT!!
Ring Announcer: TMT has been eliminated!
HYC: AND how IRONIC! No one could eliminate TMT, but he ends up eliminating himself! And with that folks… this is it! The final two, the two favorites entering the match are the two that remain! Drastik from NEO, Jon Kelton from Dynasty… They lock up! Drastik with a knee to the gut… NO!! BLOCKED BY KELTON!! KELTON NOW SENDING A FEW RIGHT HANDS INTO THE JAW OF DRASTIK!! DRASTIK BACKS AWAY FROM KELTON NOW, INTO THE CORNER… TRYING TO GET BACK INTO THIS, KELTON IS CERTAINLY HERE TO FIGHT!! Drastik comes back into the center to meet Kelton… Kelton swings but misses! Drastik rolls to the opposite side of the ring…
Stew: KELTON COMES AT HIM AGAIN CHARGING… HE LIFTS DRASTIK UP AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE CANVAS WITH A SPINEBUSTER!!… KELTON FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A FEW QUICK FOREARMS BEFORE HE GETS OFF OF DRASTIK!! DRASTIK SLOWLY TO HIS FEET… KELTON CHARGES WITH A SHINING WIZARD!! BUT DRASTIK GETS UP!! HE CATCHES KELTON… AND A BUCKLE BOMB!! KELTON DRIVEN INTO THE TURNBUCKLE… DRASTIK NOW LEAPS UP FOR A HURRICANRANA!!… TRYING TO ELIMINATE KELTON!!… BUT WAIT!! KELTON’S HOLDING ON!! HE TRIES TO REVERSE IT INTO A POWERBOMB BUT DRASTIK SMART HOLDS ONTO THE ROPES!!
HYC: KELTON OFF ONE FOOT HERE!! LOSING HIS BALANACE!! HE PULLS BACK BUT DRASTIK USES ALL OF HIS LOWER BODY POWER TO PULL KELTON OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!… BUT HE SAVES HIMSELF ON THE APRON!! BOTH MEN ON THE APRON NOW, MY GOD SOMETHING HAS TO GIVE!! KELTON AND DRASTIK BOTH ON THEIR KNEES!! FIRING AWAY ALREADY!! KELTON… KELTON WITH A BIG SHOT!! DRASTIK’S STAGGERED!! OH MY… AND DRASTIK GOESS… NO HE HOLDS ON!! BUT KELTON WITH ANOTHER SHOT!!… AND NOW A THIRD CONSECUTIVE, UNANSWERED SHOT BY KELTON AND DRASTIK FALLS TO A SEATED POSITION, STILL KEEPING HIS HAND GRIPPED ON THE ROPE!!
Stew: DRASTIK MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET AND THROWS A WEAK RIGHT HAND AT KELTON WHO BLOCKS IT AND SENDS ONE OF HIS OWN INTO DRASTIK… DRASTIK GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO BEING ELIMINATED HERE… KELTON WITH A HEADBUTT… AND DRASTIK!! OH DRASTIK!! ONE FOOT HITS THE FLOOR!! ONE FOOT ON THE FLOOR, THE OTHER ONE STILL ON THE APRON!! KELTON TRYING TO PUSH IT OFF THE APRON, TRYING TO WIN THIS MATCH AND THE 24/7 CONTRACT!!… BUT LOOK!! OH MY LOOK AT DRASTIK!! HE PUSHES OFF THE FLOOR WITH HIS FOOT LEAPS UP AND CATCHES KELTON IN THE HEAD WITH AN ENZIGURI!! WHAT LOWER BODY STRENGTH!! AND OH MY!! KELTON FALLS!! KELTON FALLS OFF THE APRON!! HE’S OUT!! DRASTIK WINS!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘Sail’ hits as Drastik takes the 24/7 Contract from ringside and immediately starts running to the back )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND NEW HOLDER OF THE 24/7 CONTRACT… DDDRRRASSSTIIIKKKKK!!
Stew: DRASTIK DOES IT!! DRASTIK NOW HAS THE OPPORTUNITY TO FACE ANY CHAMPION AT ANY TIME HE CHOOSES!! HE GAVE UP THE YLC FINALS… AND IT PAID OFF!!
HYC: And that was a BRILLIANT move by Drastik, he wants to get out of here as soon as possible! He doesn’t want anyone to take this contract away from him after he fought so hard to get it!
( The camera fades backstage to the parking lot and shows Drastik hopping into a car driven by Dan Medico, the car quickly speeds off out of the parking lot )
(A graphic appears for “The Legendary” Sekaiichi versus Jaywalker for the World Heavyweight Championship in a Hell In A Cell match)
WWEFan: Well gentlemen, it’s about that time… Zero hour for these two men who have put everything on the line to be here tonight and more. Their story alone is one of vengeance, gold, and pure unadulterated hatred above all. What we are about to witness could very well be one of the most brutal contests between two human-beings ever witnessed in Extreme Answers Wrestling.
(Camera cuts backstage to a chuckling Damien Murrow dressed in a tailor-made black suit with a red tie and a red scorpion stitched into the lapel, as well as a neck brace)
Damien: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m afraid there won’t be any awe-inspiring vignette to take you by the hand and tell you the tale of “The Legendary” Sekaiichi versus Jaywalker for tonight, because it would all be one great big lie. There have been so many misconceptions about this match about to take place, but none bigger than those just ASSUMING that “The Legendary” Sekaiichi’s motive happens to be vengeance for a man he once referred to as “brother” slitting his throat and practically leaving him to die. It’s not about “The Legendary” Sekaiichi fighting against all odds to challenge and win the very prestigious World Heavyweight Championship or just a World Championship in general that happens to have eluded him for his entire career. It’s not even about resembling John Alloy to serve true justice to a man and a company that has become so very corrupt.
(Damien Murrow uncomfortably adjusts his neck brace before continuing on)
Damien: Wanna know what I saw the moment I stepped into a hospital room and saw “The Legendary” Sekaiichi? I saw a man that had just VERY recently gotten his throat slit and failed once AGAIN to capture a World Championship… With a smile on his face. I looked into the eyes of that man and I saw no hint of regret and not a FRACTION of sadness or depression within his body! I looked into the face of no man, but something so much more than that! Staring me in the face was a soul that had just gone to Hell and back and absolutely LOVED it! He LOVED every second of everything he had just done and he had a look upon his face as if he was willing to do it all over again. He doesn’t smile anymore… Why? Perhaps because he’s been forced to stay away from doing what he loves and that is being a true “Extremist”. Perhaps being kept away from this vile bloodsport has left him just a little bitter, but I’ve got a feeling tonight when you see him in the ring it will be like a child on Christmas. I asked him just one thing in our entire relationship and that was simply WHY he wanted me to do all of these heinous things from capturing and torturing the Vixens Champion to having Jaywalker beat an innocent Referee within an inch of his life… You know what he said? He wrote down with the nearest pen “Because I can”… I never thought much about it until it suddenly dawned on me… It hurt me like a ton of bricks…
(Damien begins to chuckle to himself as he once again realizes something)
Damien: There is only one type of being I’ve ever heard of who has the power to not do something to gain any materialistic object or self satisfaction, but to simply judge and execute someone because he has the power to… Only one type of being who could die and come back and demand MORE of what killed him! “The Legendary” Sekaiichi is no man at all, but a God! He is a GOD among men!
(Damien rips off the neck brace)
Damien: Go ahead and look at me as if I’ve lost all of my sanity, but the fact is that faith is not some scientifically proven perception, but just what you make of it and I’ve chosen to place MY faith in “The Legendary” Sekaiichi. I’ve chosen to place my faith in a man like him because he knows who he is and he will do what he likes when he wants to… Because he can. A man who will redefine “Extreme”. Men like Jaywalker.. They can laugh in my face and say there’s no reason to believe in a God more than yourself, but he will be proven wrong just like the rest of them! You will come to know most of all that I may, in fact, worship “The Legendary” Sekaiichi like a God, but I’m not the only one! You will ALL come to know that men… Men can break, but faith? Not so much. Enjoy the show.
(Damien Murrow stares sadistically into the camera before it fades back to the Hell In A Cell structure hanging over the ring)
Flashback: Well a very enlightening promo to say the least from the man acting as the lawyer of the man now known as “The Legendary” Sekaiichi, but I’m afraid it’s now time to get this sadistic contest underway…
(DING! DING! DING!)
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest will be scheduled for one fall and is a Hell In A Cell match for the E-AW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD!!!…
(“Grain” by Kunaiki Haishima plays all throughout the arena as the camera pans across the fans)
WWEFan: Well his theme is playing, but I don’t see “The Legendary” Sekaiichi in sight…
(The lights in the arena go out)
Flashback: Here we go again!
(The lights come back on to reveal several individuals dressed in the attire of “The Legendary” Sekaiichi and all wearing masks and wigs to resemble him; all grouped together in the middle of the floor area behind the commentary tables)
WWEFan: Wow! They showed up quick, but they’re a little early for Halloween… I still don’t see “The Legendary” Sekaiichi anywhere…
(One of the individuals steps forward and makes his way through the crowd before hopping the barricade)
Flashback: I think we may have a winner…
(The individual rips off the wig and mask to reveal the real Sekaiichi)
Announcer: First, making his way to the ring…. The challenger!…. From Las Vegas, Nevada!…. Weighing in at 237 pounds!…. “THE LEGENDARY” SEKAIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIII!!!….
WWEFan: And there he is… With that disturbed look upon his face and hidden under that warpaint he’s dawned since coming back from his throat being slit… You can tell that this man is definitely an unnatural man. Damien Murrow claims he’s a God, but I’m not so sure about that… Though he could very well be supernatural after the miraculous recovery he’s made that’s made him not only as good as before, but perhaps even better as he’s managed to get into the psyche of Jaywalker.
(“Play For Keeps” by B.o.B plays all throughout the arena as the arena is illuminated with black and gold lights before a determined Jaywalker makes his way out to the stage dressed in a long gold and diamond-coated robe and black and gold attire with the World Heavyweight Belt around his waist as Cleopatra follows behind)
Announcer: And his opponent!…. Making his way to the ring…. From Scarborough, Canada!…. Weighing in at 235 pounds!…. HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING E-A-W WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!…… JAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYWWWWWAAALLLLLKKKEEEERRR!!!….
Flashback: Here he comes and what a sight to see… It seems as though the CN Tower is on the same page once again here tonight and Jaywalker could very well have his equilibrium back on track, because that’s exactly what he needs if he wants to walk out of this packed stadium with the World Heavyweight Championship STILL around his waist, his historical winning streak still intact, and his partner as the CN Tower still fighting alongside him.
(“Play For Keeps” fades out as Jaywalker cautiously enters the ring while Cleopatra remains in his corner on the outside)
WWEFan: It’s just mere moments away from what it sure to be a HELLACIOUS contest as Jaywalker reluctantly hands over the World Championship to the Referee who shows it to both men before raising it high in the air…. That’s what it’s all about… No matter what personal motives that may or may not have been thrown into the mixture this contest is still very much about that prestigious World Heavyweight Championship… And now the Referee signaling to lower the Cell! Here we go!
(Ominous music places as the 25-foot Hell In A Cell with no doors is lowered)
Flashback: Here’s the grandest entrance of em all! The–Wait! Cleopatra just stepped right out of the area inside the Cell! Jaywalker looks over to see the Hell In A Cell come down completely around the ring and Cleopatra nowhere within it! Cleopatra now with a smug look on her face… SHE’S LEAVING! HAHA! CLEOPATRA IS LEAVING AS JAYWALKER LOOKS ON IN DESPAIR! Cleopatra just played what I believe to be her FORMER partner as he’s now completely trapped within the confines of the Cell with this madman, Sekaiichi!
(DING! DING! DING!)
WWEFan: This contest is now OFFICIALLY underway as Jaywalker turns back to see a stone-faced Sekaiichi waiting to get it started.. He… HE’S SMILING! “The Legendary” Sekaiichi seems to actually be smiling at Jaywalker and smiling for the first time in a very long time as Jaywalker’s face quickly turns red from humiliation and rage! JAYWALKER WITH A SHOT TO THE FACE OF SEKAIICHI! Jaywalker quickly looking to wipe that smile off of–SEKAIICHI FIRES BACK WITH A FLURRY OF CLOSED-FIST SHOTS RIGHT BACK AT THE UNGUARDED WORLD CHAMPION!! This contest is off to a big start as it’s already erupted into nothing more than a brawl between two men that hate one another!! Jaywalker is quickly being backed up into the ropes! No! Jaywalker manages to catch Sekaiichi with a knee to the mid-section! Sekaiichi immediately replies with a forearm to the mid-section of Jaywalker! Both men against the ropes.. SEKAIICHI CHARGES! JAYWALKER COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!
Flashback: SEKAIICHI IS DROPPED SPINE-FIRST VERTICALLY ACROSS THAT RING APRON!! That ring apron is the absolutely most unforgiving part of the ring and Sekaiichi is almost immediately dropped onto it not but a minute after the bell has rung! Sekaiichi clearly in pain.. I think… He doesn’t seem to be showing much emotion, but there’s no way any man could take a blow like that and not feel anything! Jaywalker realizes he may have a golden opportunity to perhaps gain the upperhand early on in this contest and that is something critical for someone in his position as he now stalks Sekaiichi from inside the ring… Sekaiichi finally making it back to his feet–JAYWALKER CHARGES! BASEBALL SLIDE! NO! SEKAIICHI ENTRAPS JAYWALKER IN THE RING APRON IMMEDIATELY! Sekaiichi’s got some new tricks as he immediately batters the unsuspecting World Champion with a dozen blows to the body until Jaywalker is beaten down under the apron!
WWEFan: Sekaiichi isn’t stopping there as he now tries stomping into the downed body of Jaywalker who remains trapped under the apron! Sekaiichi could definitely be feeling some damage to the back after that brutal back body drop so early on, but he seems to be fighting through it after a moment of hesitation… Jaywalker could have very well crawled further underneath the ring as he seems not be visible under the apron… Sekaiichi pulls up the apron–LOOK OUT!! SEKAIICHI IS MET WITH A BLAST OF A FIRE EXTINGUISHER TO THE FACE!!! Sekaiichi isn’t down, but he’s definitely temporarily blinded after that one! Jaywalker pulled that one out of nowhere as he rolls out from under the ring and he may visibly be in pain, but he’s much more focused on ending his opponent than anything as he pulls that extinguisher out with him and rises to his feet… Sekaiichi turns around! JAYWALKER CHARGES WITH THE EXTINGUISHER IN HAND!!
Flashback: SEKAIICHI TURNS IT INTO A HIP TOSS STRAIGHT INTO THE NEAREST WALL OF THE CELL!! Jaywalker is dropped upside down and on his head as he rolls around in pain on the mat… Sekaiichi seems to be taking a fancy to that extinguisher as he picks it up… Jaywalker is a desperate man and using every ounce of energy he can to climb back to a vertical base… SEKAIICHI NAILS HIM WITH THAT EXTINGUISHER TO THE SKULL!! Jaywalker is sent dropping down on his rear-end in the nearest corner of the Cell… Sekaiichi drops the extinguisher and immediately makes his way over… Sekaiichi now just unloading into the World Champion with a series of stomps!! SEKAIICHI IS UNRELENTLESS IN THIS ATTACK STRAIGHT TO THE HEAD AND FACE OF JAYWALKER!! Jaywalker doing everything he can to defend himself, but it may be to no avail! He’s got himself trapped within this Cell and there may be nothing that can save him now! Sekaiichi backing up now… CHARGES! SEKAIICHI WITH A RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE!!
WWEFan: Jaywalker is in a bad spot right about now… He could very well be concussed after being dropped on his head and shows signs of that with a glazed over look in his eyes… Sekaiichi’s got that demonic look in his eyes and he seems nowhere near done with Jaywalker even after that brutal attack that could very well keep the Champion down for a three count… Sekaiichi pulls Jaywalker back up to his feet… SHOULDER THRUST INTO THE RING APRON! Jaywalker cringes in pain from the maneuver as he drops to one knee! Sekaiichi’s certainly not finished as he pulls Jaywalker in… LOOKING FOR A SUPLEX INTO THE MESH! Hold on! The World Champion–He’s fighting back! Jaywalker’s got some fight left in him as he sends a few powerful blows to Sekaiichi while stuck in that suplex position! Jaywalker drives a knee into the skull of Sekaiichi!
Flashback: Another knee connects as Jaywalker manages to find a way from Sekaiichi’s grip! But hold on! Jaywalker may be looking for some payback here! PICKING SEKAIICHI UP… BRAINBUSTER!! JAYWALKER JUST DROPS SEKAIICHI ONTO THE RING APRON FOR INNOVATIVE BRAINBUSTER!! Both men are downed by this point! Jaywalker looking to recuperate if only for a second after the attack dished out to him from his opponent and Sekaiichi freshly concussed after being dropped on his head right onto that unforgiving apron! Jaywalker’s showing signs of life as he struggles to get back to his feet, using the ring apron to help him up… Jaywalker rolls back into the ring as Sekaiichi now begins to stir… Jaywalker NEEDS to get a cover on his opponent as quickly as possible! He NEEDS to! The longer he wastes time in this contest the bigger of a chance he’s gonna give Sekaiichi to turn the tables and take everything he has left from him!
WWEFan: Sekaiichi now using that apron as a crutch as Jaywalker pulls himself back to a vertical base… COMING OFF THE ROPES! SUICIDE DIVE!! CHAIRSHOT TO THE SKULL!! JAYWALKER IS STOPPED DEAD IN HIS TRACKS AS SEKAIICHI BOUNCES A CHAIR RIGHT OFF OF THE TIP OF HIS SKULL!! Jaywalker is left a motionless mess on the middle rope now as Sekaiichi looks to take advantage.. Sekaiichi now wrapping that chair around the head of Jaywalker!! It seems as though he’s using it to keep Jaywalker in place, but why? Oh no! Sekaiichi with another chair as he pulls it out from underneath the apron!! SEKAIICHI SWINGS THAT CHAIR INTO THE UNPROTECTED HEAD OF JAYWALKER! ANOTHER SHOT! ANOTHER! SEKAIICHI IS SWINGING FOR THE FENCES AND RIGHT INTO THAT TRAPPED SKULL OF JAYWALKER!! Sekaiichi puts a stop to the attack as he tosses the chair at a random side of the Cell and climbs up to the apron… Pulling that other chair off of Jaywalker and dropping it down on the mat… Sekaiichi pulls Jaywalker in onto the apron! PICKING HIM UP!!
Flashback: POWERBOMB STRAIGHT INTO THE NEAREST SIDE OF THE CELL!! Jaywalker drops like a dead man down to the mat with great force as you can see the blood streaming down his face from that onslaught of chair shots! There’s that sadistic smile on the face of Sekaiichi once again! You can see it in his eyes that he’s loving every second of this! Sekaiichi now dropping down to the mat… He could… No, Sekaiichi makes his way over to the nearest steel steps! He rips off the top of the steps to reveal a variety of weapons! Sekaiichi instead chooses to toss each weapon off including a bag of glass shards as a few spill out after hitting the ground… Sekaiichi pulls the bottom of the steps out more and makes his way to a now bloodied Jaywalker! He throws a few more shots into Jaywalker! This could definitely be the beginning of the end here as Sekaiichi could be looking to give Jaywalker a moment he’ll never forget here! Both men onto the steps now!! HERE WE GO!!
WWEFan: LOWBLOW!!! JAYWALKER WITH A LOWBLOW OUT OF NOWHERE!! I CAN’T BELIEVE HE’S GOT ANYTHING LEFT!! JAYWALKER CAPITALIZES BY CATCHING SEKAIICHI WITH A DOUBLE-LEG TAKEDOWN! Sekaiichi’s upper body now hanging off of the steps! JAYWALKER’S LOOKING FOR SOMETHING! HE… MAPLE LEAF!!! JAYWALKER’S GOT THE MAPLE LEAF LOCKED IN ON THOSE STEEL STEPS!!! SEKAIICHI IS IN DIRE STRAITS ALL OF A SUDDEN AS A BLOODY AND BATTERED JAYWALKER PUTS EVERYTHING HE HAS INTO GETTING A SUBMISSION VICTORY AND RETAINING HIS STREAK AND WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!! HE’S SO CLOSE!! NO! LOOK! Sekaiichi is actually forcing himself onto his back!! Jaywalker is flustered! He’s doing all he can to power him back into the hold, but to no avail! Hold on! Jaywalker seems to be thinking of something new! SLINGSHOT!!! SEKAIICHI IS SENT FLYING STRAIGHT INTO THE NEAREST SIDE OF THE CELL!! Jaywalker didn’t manage a submission, but he’s at least saved himself!
Flashback: Jaywalker seems to have definitely caught his second wind by now as he pushes through the pain he’s in to rise to a vertical base… Jaywalker now.. HE HOPS OFF THE STEPS FOR A SPLASH INTO THE STANDING SEKAIICHI! Sekaiichi is sandwiched between his opponent and the unforgiving mesh with that one! Jaywalker may have a golden opportunity here! Jaywalker now… He’s picking up the bottom of those steps!! HE LAUNCHES THEM INTO THE SIDE OF SEKAIICHI!! Sekaiichi sandwiched against the mesh once more!! Jaywalker still doesn’t seem finished yet as he grabs a hold of his opponent now… PICKING HIM UP!! NO! DON’T DO IT!! SECOND SACRIFICE!!!! THE SIDE OF THE HELL IN A CELL IS BROKEN AS SEKAIICHI IS SENT INTO IT!!! BAH GAWD!! What an amazing battle these two men are putting on! They’re literally putting in all of their blood, their sweat, and tears into every move they make tonight! It’s Pain For Pride and that name alone doesn’t even do it justice! Sekaiichi is left downed on the large broken piece of the Cell as Jaywalker is still doing his damnedest to recover as he continues to lose blood!
(Replays are shown of Jaywalker hitting the Second Sacrifice on Sekaiichi through a wall of the Hell In A Cell)
WWEFan: It’s no secret that both of these men are physically spent after all they’ve gone through so far, but neither is in the condition to end it yet it would seem! Sekaiichi falls off of the wall that’s only now held up by the edge of our table as he seems to be stirring, but it still very much in a massive amount of pain! Jaywalker seems to be stirring as well as he climbs his way back to his feet using the Cell to aid him… Sekaiichi still refuses to show it, but he’s hurt and though his face may not say so, his body sure does as he struggles to move while on the mat here on the outside… Jaywalker now makes his way onto that broken piece of the Cell as Sekaiichi climbs back up to his feet with help from the barricade.. Sekaiichi turns around now AS JAYWALKER LEAPS! FLYING CROSSBODY!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWNED ONCE AGAIN! But hold on! Jaywalker isn’t finished yet! He KNOWS he has to end this! He HAS to and as soon as humanly possible!
Flashback: Jaywalker now mounting the chest of Sekaiichi and just unloads with an onslaught of lefts and rights! Jaywalker may have truly succumbed to his paranoid psyche and he’s definitely letting it all out here as he lays into the man who has tormented him for the last couple months! Sekaiichi forces him off! He’s still got fight left in him! Jaywalker manages to quickly roll back to his feet, though on spaghetti legs as he uses the barricade to keep him up! He’s stalking his opponent now as Sekaiichi forces himself back to a vertical base despite the pain he’s in! JAYWALKER CHARGES! THE TRANCENSION!!!! NO! SEKAIICHI DODGES IT! Jaywalker collides into the barricade and immediately spins around–KNIFE EDGE CHOP!! Sekaiichi lighting Jaywalker up with a knife edge chop out of nowhere! Jaywalker’s caught up against the barricade now and at the mercy of his opponent as Sekaiichi goes in for seconds! A SECOND THUNDEROUS KNIFE EDGE CHOP CONNECTS OFF THE CHEST OF JAYWALKER!
WWEFan: A THIRD KNIFE EDGE CHOP CONNECTS! SEKAIICHI FOLLOWS UP WITH A BOOT ACROSS THE FACE OF JAYWALKER! BOTH MEN ARE SENT OVER THE BARRICADE AND LANDING ONTO THE CEMENT WITH A POWERFUL CLOTHESLINE, COURTESY OF SEKAIICHI!! Neither man wants to give up! They’re killing each other here, but they couldn’t care less! It’s now a race to get to their feet as the rabid Pain For Pride fans chant around them as they.. THEY’RE UP! JAYWALKER GRABS A CHAIR AND THROWS IT INTO SEKAIICHI!! Jaywalker pushes a fan down and picks up his chair now! HE THROWS IT INTO THE SKULL OF SEKAIICHI! Sekaiichi is downed to one knee here and it could only get worse from here now as Jaywalker grabs a hold of him… And just laying into the forehead of Sekaiichi with several closed-fist shots! HOLD ON! ONE OF THE FANS DRESSED AS SEKAIICHI GRAB A HOLD OF JAYWALKER!! Jaywalker immediately jaw-jacks the individual as security pulls him away! JAYWALKER TURNS BACK TO MEET A CHAIR TO THE FACE!!
Flashback: Sekaiichi seems to have taken advantage now as he grabs a hold of Jaywalker… HUGE IRISHWHIP AS THE WORLD CHAMPION IS SENT CRASHING BACK OVER THE BARRICADE! A dazed and confused Jaywalker is stirring and struggling to get back up, but he may just not be quick enough as his opponent climbs onto the barricade… JAYWALKER’S UP! DOUBLE AXE-HANDLE FROM ABOVE, COURTESY OF SEKAIICHI!! Sekaiichi’s got that disturbed look upon his face once again and that could only mean he’s looking to hurt somebody! Jaywalker’s doing all he possibly can to save himself here, but it may all be for naught as he climbs up using that piece of the Cell… SEKAIICHI CHARGES! JAYWALKER CATCHES HIM WITH A DROP TOE HOLD RIGHT INTO THE PIECE OF THE CELL!! Jaywalker now climbs back to his feet…
WWEFan: He drags Sekaiichi across the top of the Dynasty announce table! Jaywalker now immediately lays into the downed Sekaiichi with a few unforgiving shots before getting a sadistic look in his own eyes! Jaywalker… He’s… HE’S CLIMBING THE CELL!! JAYWALKER COULD BE LOOKING TO SEND SEKAIICHI STRAIGHT TO HELL BY JUMPING OFF THE TOP OF THAT CELL!! HE’S INSANE! Hold on! Sekaiichi rolls off the table! Sekaiichi seems to have something in mind as he struggles to make his way back within the Cell as Jaywalker notices halfway up! Jaywalker begins climbing down as Sekaiichi rolls back into the ring? What’s he… Sekaiichi charges into the ropes as quickly as he possibly can! COMING STRAIGHT TOWARDS WHERE JAYWALKER IS ON THE CAGE!! PLANCHA OVER THE ROPES AND INTO THE CAGE!!!! JAYWALKER IS SENT FLYING OFF AND CRASHING THROUGH THE DYNASTY ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!! Jaywalker played right into the trap!!
Flashback: Sekaiichi with a very innovative maneuver there as he nailed exactly where Jaywalker was on the cage and the force sent him immediately crashing into the Dynasty announce table! Wow! Sekaiichi seems to have had enough of this with a fire in his eyes as he climbs back to his feet using that Cell… Jaywalker is left in a heap of that broken announce table as Sekaiichi makes his way over to the downed World Champion… This could very well be the end here as he grabs a hold of Jaywalker! Pulling the World Champion up.. HE’S GOT HIM UP!! SEKAIICHI’S LOOKING TO HIT THE SECOND SACRIFICE ON IT’S OWNER! HE’S AIMING FOR THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!! NO! JAYWALKER’S FIGHTING IT! Jaywalker’s still alive! He’s still got something left in the tank! The World Champion can still go as he fights back! Sekaiichi stumbles back towards the Cell! Jaywalker grabs a hold of the Cell and immediately begins climbing! HE’S CLIMBING UP THE CELL FOR A SECOND TIME!! Sekaiichi immediately follows behind! Both men are headed straight for the top of this daunting 25-foot structure!!
WWEFan: Jaywalker is the first to make it to the top as Sekaiichi makes it up only a few seconds behind.. Both men have just placed themselves in the most dangerous spot of them all! Both men immediately lock eyes as they both remain on their hands and knees… Sekaiichi immediately with a forearm to the face of Jaywalker! Jaywalker fires back with a right hand to the face of Sekaiichi! Sekaiichi with a headbutt to the skull of Jaywalker! Jaywalker’s blood covering Sekaiichi after that as Jaywalker replies with a forearm to Sekaiichi! Both men now quickly rising back to their feet on top of that massive structure! Sekaiichi comes back with a forearm of his own! The fans all in unison as they chant “YES!” and “NO!” for their favorite in this contest! Jaywalker with European uppercut to Sekaiichi! Sekaiichi with a knife edge chop across the chest of Jaywalker!!
Flashback: Jaywalker–Sekaiichi now with a right hand! A left! JAYWALKER STOPS IT WITH A KNEE TO THE BREADBASKET! JAYWALKER PULLING SEKAIICHI IN!! HE’S GOT HIM UP! JESUS! DON’T DO IT!! HE’S LOOKING FOR THE SECOND SACRIFICE!! HE’S GOT SEKAIICHI POINTED OFF THE CELL!!! DON’T!! NO! Sekaiichi fights back! He escapes the clutches of Jaywalker and drops to his feet as Jaywalker turns around! HE CHARGES! BACK BODY DROP OFF THE CELL AND THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE–JESUS CHRIST!!!! “THE LEGENDARY” SEKAIICHI JUST TOOK A MASSIVE BACK BODY DROP STRAIGHT THROUGH THE GODDAMN SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE AND HE MAY BE DEAD! SEKAIICHI MAY AS WELL BE AS GOOD AS DEAD!! E.M.TS ARE RUSHING OUT HERE AS QUICKLY AS THEIR FEET CAN TAKE THEM!! Jaywalker’s struggling to stay on his feet, but he looks down at Sekaiichi, covered under the shattered remains of the Spanish announce table! Jaywalker can’t even believe it himself!
WWEFan: The E.M.Ts are checking on the vital signs of Sekaiichi to see if he’s even still breathing, but I have my doubts after that… This guy… He could be paralyzed if he’s even alive after a fall like that… I’ve
seen that look on the face of Jaywalker before and he may look shocked, but deep down he knows he’s just won… Sekaiichi is done. Jaywalker now begins making his way down… Knowing this guy he might even just pin Sekaiichi instead of just letting the Ref call it and claim him as the winner… HOLD ON! WHAT’S… NOW WHAT? Those individuals dressed as Sekaiichi–They’ve jumped the barricade!! What the Hell is going on? There’s gotta be at least a dozen of em out here at the side of the Cell right under Jaywalker and he’s certainly taken notice! They don’t seem too friendly! Security now trying to usher them out of here–THEY ATTACK THE SECURITY!! Jaywalker’s having none of this as he climbs back up to the top of the Cell! HOLD ON! SEKAIICHI! HE’S UP!! He’s sitting up!! How the Hell is this guy moving at all?! He’s unreal! The masked individuals looking to help Sekaiichi–No! Sekaiichi refuses their help as he struggles to get up!
Flashback: This is bad, Fan… Sekaiichi could have some serious internal issues.. It’s not smart at all for him to be trying to continue after falling through that table at that height… Sekaiichi now… He’s stumbling forward! I can’t believe he’s on his feet! Sekaiichi makes his way to the Cell… He’s climbing! Jaywalker can’t believe it! The man he essentially killed TWICE now is coming back for him! This is insane! Sekaiichi.. HE’S UP! HE’S ON THE CELL! Jaywalker immediately goes for him as he lays into him with several clubbing blows! Sekaiichi is doing all he can to fight back… ABOLISHER!!! THE ABOLISHER IS LOCKED IN ON SEKAIICHI ATOP THE HELL IN A CELL!! SEKAIICHI’S DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO ESCAPE IT, BUT IT’S LOCKED IN TIGHT!! JAYWALKER IS FINISHING OFF HIS OPPONENT RIGHT HERE AND NOW!!
WWEFan: LOOK AT THIS!! SEKAIICHI’S STILL GOING!! HE’S NOT DONE YET! HE’S RISING BACK TO HIS FEET WITH JAYWALKER SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF HIM WITH THIS DEVASTATING ABOLISHER SUBMISSION!! SEKAIICHI STILL GOT SOMETHING IN HIM!! SEKAIICHI PICKING JAYWALKER UP, BUT STILL CAUGHT IN THAT HOLD… HE STUMBLES FORWARD! SEKAIICHI’S GOTTA DO SOMETHING!! HE LAUNCHES HIMSELF BACKWARDS AS BOTH MEN BURST THROUGH THE TOP OF THE CELL AND CRASH DOWN INTO THE RING!! NOT ONTO THE RING! INTO THE RING! JESUS CHRIST!! JESUS–THESE GUYS HAVE TO BE DEAD! THERE’S JUST NO WAY! NO WAY CAN THEY STILL BE FIGHTING!
Flashback: I think it’s safe to say Jaywalker took the brunt of that ridiculously painful-looking counter as it looks as though Sekaiichi only landed on him! They didn’t seem to fall too far down, but definitely far enough and partially through the damn canvas!! Sekaiichi now rolling in pain on the canvas… He… No! He’s got a smile on his face! That sick son of a bitch is LAUGHING! You can see it clear as day, Sekaiichi is LAUGHING! He seems to have finally lost it! Jaywalker has not moved a single inch and Sekaiichi continues to roll around clearly in a massive amount of pain, but laughing about it! The Referee is trying to check on both men, but it’s clear Jaywalker somehow… Someway is the more hurt of the two! He’s motionless! Sekaiichi now… Using the ropes as a crutch to help himself up! Sekaiichi pushes the Referee out of the way–How can he have ANYTHING left in him by now?! He pulls Jaywalker’s lifeless body up… He’s… PICKING HIM UP IN A SUPLEX POSITION! LOOK OUT! HE SHIFTS IT INTO A POWERFULLY DRIVEN TOMBSTONE!! IT CONNECTS DIRECTLY INTO THE CANVAS AS JAYWALKER IS LAID OUT!! THERE’S THE COVER AND SEKAIICHI CAN FINALLY END IT!! HE’S DONE!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!…………….
WWEFan: What? Sekaiichi breaks it? What the Hell is wrong with this guy? I think that fall definitely knocked a screw loose… He… Sekaiichi’s wobbling, but he pushes himself back to his feet as he demands something from the individuals on the outside… They rip the World Championship away from the timekeeper! One of them walk into the Cell and hand the Title over to Sekaiichi… Sekaiichi now looking at the World Heavyweight Championship… He drops it across the chest of Jaywalker?! What’s going on? Sekaiichi now… He exits the ring! Sekaiichi is leaving! The masked individuals follow behind him as Sekaiichi slowly limps his way around the Cell and back up the ramp! The Referee seems to chase after them as nobody seems to know exactly what’s running through Sekaiichi’s head right now! THE INDIVIDUALS ATTACK THE REFEREE!! Brutally beating down this innocent Official as Sekaiichi continues to make his way to the top of the stage!
Flashback: THE MASKED MEN LAUNCH THE REFEREE OFF THE SIDE OF THE STAGE!! He crashes right onto the unforgiving cement as Sekaiichi looks back with a smile on his face at the chaos that has ensued since the start of the bell! Sekaiichi now looking up..
(The lights in the arena go out)
WWEFan: Now what?!
(The lights come back on to show “The Legendary” Sekaiichi and the masked individuals gone as the Referee remains downed on the side of the stage and Jaywalker unconscious in the middle of the ring with the World Title across his chest)
Flashback: I really don’t know what to say… Sekaiichi seems to have just… I really don’t know.
WWEFan: Well there’s several Officials and crew members storming the ring to check on Jaywalker and the Referee next to the stage as it seems… I’m not quite sure… The Hell In A Cell structure is raised now as silence seems to have overcome the crowd.. Well it definitely would seem like Sekaiichi has fled the scene and I’m not quite sure if there’s any Official ruling on this contest yet, but Sekaiichi seemed to have his own agenda tonight and it involved destroying Jaywalker and everything else in his path with the aid of those… Those individuals dressed just like him. I really don’t know what to make of all this.
(“Adrenaline” by Shinedown plays throughout the arena as the crowd immediately erupts into a frenzy of cheers)
Flashback: WHAT?! NOW?! IS HE REALLY–
(Zack Crash rushes out to the ramp with the Cash In The Vault briefcase in his left hand with his right arm heavily bandaged and a Referee following behind him)
WWEFan: ZACK CRASH IS OUT HERE!! ZACK CRASH IS RUSHING OUT HERE WITH HIS CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE!! HE’S LOOKING TO CAPITALIZE!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! Both Zack and the Referee slide into the ring as Zack tells him he wants to cash in! HE’S DOING IT!!
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen… Zack Crash has decided to cash in his Cash In The Vault World Championship shot!!….
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flashback: JAYWALKER IS STILL DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! ZACK
HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF JAYWALKER AS THE REFEREE GOES DOWN FOR THE COUNT!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!…… TWO!!!!!!!!…….. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Adrenaline” by Shinedown plays all throughout the arena as a Zack Crash clutches the World Heavyweight Championship while on his knees in the middle of the ring)
Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST BY PINFALL AND NNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!!………. ZACK CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!
WWEFan: HE DID IT! HE DID IT! ZACK CRASH HAS JUST WON THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE SAME DAMN NIGHT THAT HE DEFEATED FIVE OTHER HUNGRY COMPETITORS TO WIN THE CASH IN THE VAULT LADDER MATCH! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! I SURE AS HELL CAN’T! THIS IS GREAT!
Flashback: WHAT A TURN OF EVENTS WE JUST WITNESSED, FAN, SEKAIICHI HAS DISAPPEARED, JAYWALKER IS UNCONSCIOUS, AND ZACK CRASH IS BOTH THE NEWLY CROWNED CASH IN THE VAULT WINNER AND EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!
WWEFan: The fans are erupting for this man, Zack Crash, they love it! Zack has FINALLY gone the distance and he capitalized on a massive opportunity tonight! Zack Crash just ended the year-long winning streak and FOURTH World Championship reign of Jaywalker! I’m shocked! I’m utterly shocked! Zack Crash has certainly been on one Hell of a journey from being a young man in the Tag Team division to here tonight at the SIXTH annual Pain For Pride where he has just caused the upset of the century and ended Jaywalker’s historical era in Extreme Answers Wrestling! A massive congratulations to Zack Crash! He’s earned it! He definitely earned this night! Thank you all for joining us here tonight for night one of Pain For Pride! We’ll see you tomorrow for day 2!!
(Confetti shoots down from above as Zack Crash triumphantly wields the EAW World Heavyweight Championship above his head atop the top turnbuckle in the ring as the camera fades to black)
( EAW Logo Buzzes )
( EAW’s Opening Video Plays )
( Camera highlights the amazing events taking play on Day 1 of Pain for Pride )
Narrator: A chilling night that gave even the most casual fans goosebumps… and that was only half the show. TONIGHT MARKS THE BEGINNING OF THE END! Welcome to day 2 of Pain for Pride 6!!
( Camera pans to a dark room where the torn up EAW banner is seen. “Heirplanes” – Japanese Cartoon becomes playing )
“We are phantoms of the future
Ordinaries from the super but we are high”
( Images show Methuselah staring across from Impact. Highlights show some of their confrontations )
“Sing your anthems to your rulers
Disconnect from their medullas and be alive”
( Images Johnny Ventura’s mindgames on Liam Catterson are shown. Liam is looking back scornfully and Liam’s KOE win and Johnny’s GR victory is shown )
“We are transients from the sewers
But please treat us like we’re friends when we arrive”
( Captures of Cameron and Cleopatra’s year long feud, including all of the dominant moments Cleo has had in her reign are shown )
“You can kill just destroy them
Here’s your pistol and your poison please decide”
( footage Methuselah is shown spearing Impact, Impact is shown stopping the spear and hitting the codebreaker )
“Please decide” ( A picture flashes of Demon and Scott face to face )
“Because Heirplanes Annotateflying under the ground
Fireworks that don’t make a sound……”
( Blood is pouring from the banner into the black reflective floors as this time blood is flooding the entire room )
BUT OH WHAT A LIE!”
( Camera pans to the live feed of CenturyLink Field where Japanese Cartoon on the stage performing “Heirplanes”. The fans are jumping and dancing on their feet to the music and fireworks are shooting up the ramp and from the roof to the air and the skies above at machine gun speed )
WWEFan: IT’S DAY TWO OF THE MOST BREATHTAKING AND SURREAL MOMENT IN WRESTLING! We are EXTREME as ever and Day 1 was one to remember! But we’re BACK and the energy is EQUALLY AS INTENSE!
Flashback: But as Japanese Cartoon are playing their set you can tell by the music choice that this is going to be a SINISTER, GROTESQUE and BRUTAL night! But it may just be our last! Flash-Money Commentary calling Day 2 of Pain for Pride over here on the Showdown side–
( Camera shows the Dynasty table )
Stew: And we’ll be calling the action from Dynasty’s side of the spectrum! This is an ENORMOUS event and it took four cups of tea to get my voice working today but we’re ready for even more excitement than before!
HYC: And we’re gonna let Showdown call the opening of this amazing event as the fans are SOOOO Amped to see some amazing matches! Including their hometown boy Y2Impact take on THE Methuselah!
Stew: And the main event that will no doubt be the most impactful singles match in history as it determines whether EAW sticks around or if it shuts down for GOOD!
( Camera fades to the Ring Announcer )
Announcer: The following contest is a Three Team Lucha Libre Rules Match for the EAW Unified TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!….
(The crowd cheers and the announcer pauses to let them settle down)
Announcer: This match will have count-outs and disqualifications enforced…. Tagging in can be done in the traditional sense of making physical contact or by exiting the ring…. The first team to score a pinfall or submission will be declared the winners!
(The camera shifts to a makeshift stage with Poison, manager of Dynamite Rain, and an all-female rock band all dressed in Poison’s typical white sports bra/short blue jean shorts attire as they begin to sing)
We have to be the Lonely Warriors! Ikutsumono Toki Wo Koe
We have to be the Lonely Warriors!
Atsuiomoi Wo Daite…. TONIGHT!
(Poison and her band start playing the instrumental theme of Dynamite Rain’s choice, Kaze Ni Nare [Be like the Wind!] as the crowd waits for the teams arrival)
WWEFan: And here is Dynamite Rain, making it’s first defense of the EAW Unified Tag Team Championships. GI Styles and Carlos Rosso, two of the most versatile wrestlers in EAW today!
Flashback: They’re going to have their hands full with Synergy and two veterans, no LEGENDS, like Hurricane Hawk and Alex Da Vinci. And there is the first member of the team making his way out to the ring.
(GI Styles walks down towards the ramp leading to the ring dressed in a white trench coat with red and green striping, stopping to acknowledge Poison and her band before stopping about halfway down the ramp, the EAW Unified Tag Team and EAW National Extreme Championship belts on his shoulders)
WWEFan: There is the National Extreme GI Styles, where is his tag team partner though?
(Carlos comes out next, dressed in all black: Black short gloves, black MMA trunks and black wrestling shoes with a black towel draped over his head, the EAW Unified Tag Team Championship belt around his waist)
Flashback: There he is there, four long years he’s waited to return to the Pinnacle of Wrestling, to Pain for Pride….. Carlos Rosso…. He makes just his second appearance at PFP… And this time he is a champion!
(Carlos walks up to the stage and bumps fists with Poison before she starts her guitar solo, then meets GI Styles down the ramp with a handshake)
Announcer: Introducing first, the EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…… Weighing in at a combined weight of 413 pounds!…. The EAW National Extreme Champion….. GI STYLES…… “The Strong Style Genius” …. CARLOS ROSSO…. THEY ARE… DYNAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE RAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!
(GI Jumps up into the ring and points to fans who are holding the flags of the State of Louisiana and Canada side by side. Carlos enters the ring, tossing the black towel off his head and charging into the ring ropes back and forth once before casually reclining in the corner, watching Poison and her band finish their performance, a grin on his face as she finishes off the last riff of her guitar solo)
WWEFan: Dynamite Rain’s first defense comes on the biggest stage that EAW has to offer, in front of a sold out Seattle crowd!
(“Welcome to Forever” by Logic plays all throughout the stadium as Hurricane Hawk excitedly rushes out to the stage dressed in jean shorts with an official “Hurricane Hawk” t-shirt on as he’s followed by Alexander Da Vinci in his usual attire)
Announcers: And their opponents!…. First, making their way to the ring…. Weighing in at a combined weight of 490 pounds!…. THE TEAM OF…. ALEXANDER DA VINCI…. AND HURRRRRIIIICCCAAAAANNNNNEEE HAWK!!!….
WWEFan: In comes the challengers here and they look as pumped as ever for a two-man power trip such as themselves as Hawk leads the way as ADV follows closely behind! These guys looked pumped for tonight and you can easily guess why, because this is where both of these men THRIVE! Hawk has a near perfect track record here at Pain For Pride as he captured the Cash In The Vault briefcase in 2010 and then captured the 24/7 Contract last year–
Flashback: That’s right, but let’s not forget that BOTH of these competitors competed in and lost the Hardcore Championship Gauntlet match back in 2009, so coincidentally they reunite tonight here at Pain For Pride! ADV has had his share of success as well having HEADLINED Pain For Pride only last year and you can tell he’s looking for some redemption as he has yet to capture a win on the grand stage.
(“Revival” by Orgy plays all throughout the arena as the determined team of Tyler Parker – dressed in a black hooded jacket with silver designs – and “Goodluck” Charlie make their way out to the stage in matching blue and white colored ring attire)
Announcer: Lastly, making their way to the ring!…. Weighing in at a combined weight of 473 pounds!…. THEY ARE THE TEAM OF…. “THE LIEGE OF LIGHT” TYLER PARKER…. “GOODLUCK” CHARLIE…. SSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNNEEEERRRGGGGGYYYY!!!….
WWEFan: Aside from BOTH of these competitors being brilliant fighters both in and outside of the ring individually, they are just as dangerous, if not MORE dangerous as a single unit. They were reunited at the Grand Rampage and immediately fell into a blood feud with Hurricane Hawk that, in domino effect fashion, bled into Hawk recruiting ADV as his partner to take on Synergy until both teams into into issues with the Tag Team Champions and here we are to put it all to an end.
Flashback Elegantly put, Fan, but aside from the story here, you can just SEE the fire within the eyes of the still very much young and brash Tyler Parker and his ridiculously powerful teammate in Charlie. Both men are not just threats to the gold tonight, but to the very lives of their opponents when they step into that ring.
(A graphic of the EAW Unified Tag Team Championships are shown across the screen as the Referee can be seen calling for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
WWEFan: This contest is OFFICIALLY underway here as it seems the ambitious Tyler Parker is more than ready to get it going as it seems he’ll be taking it away with the hard-hitting Carlos rosso while it would seem the third team of Hawk and ADV will sit this one out for now… Just to make it clear there will only be TWO men of opposing teams at a time in the ring in this contest…. Both men seemingly looking to lock hands here… But Tyler right away with a hard kick to the ribs of Carlos! Tyler feints a second kick as Carlos falls for it and is immediately caught with a STIFF right hand straight to the jaw from the pumped Tyler Parker! Tyler now as he’s got Carlos on the ropes… Sending him into the opposite side with a hard irishwhip! CARLOS IS SENT OVER THE TOP ROPE AND CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE! It looks as though Hawk may have had a hand in that by pulling down the top rope! Tyler couldn’t care less as Carlos hurries to get back in this..
Flashback: Tyler’s not letting him do that so easily as he takes Carlos down on the outside with a jumping double foot stomp underneath the bottom rope! Carlos is sent reeling back into the Dynasty announce table as Tyler now–He could be looking to fly! LOOK OUT! No! Tyler stops himself as Carlos seemed to have the highflying maneuver scouted and already attempted to sidestep it! Carlos rushes in now for Tyler on the apron! Tyler catches Carlos with a HARD kick straight to the skull as he’s once again sent reeling! LOOK OUT!! SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!!! TYLER PARKER TAKES CARLOS DOWN WITH A BEAUTIFUL MOONSAULT HERE ON THE OUTSIDE! GI Styles immediately leaps into the ring as he is officially the legal man here as Hawk looks to do the same! GI CHARGES STRAIGHT FOR HAWK! Hawk ducks a big right hand from GI and immediately takes him down with a big hip toss as GI lands directly on his kidneys! GI visibly in pain from that one as he rushes back to his feet! A SECOND HIP TOSS CONNECTS!
WWEFan: And look at this as GI’s still coming back for more! HAWK DROPS HIM WITH A DEVASTATING DROPKICK! GI is immediately sent stumbling into the corner of Charlie! GI’S NAILED WITH A POWERFUL FOREARM TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! It’s just not GI’s day here, nor his partner’s as Charlie seems to have made the tag in the hard way as he now hops over the top rope and prepares to throw down with a prepared Hurricane Hawk while Alexander Da Vinci cheers on his partner from the corner… Both men lock up in the center of the ring with a collar-and-elbow tie up here… LOOK AT THE POWER OF CHARLIE AS HE IMMEDIATELY SHIFTS INTO A POSSIBLE GUTWRENCH! No! Hawk manages to break out from Charlie’s powerful grip and immediately rushes into the ropes! Tyler Parker makes his presence known in this contest once again as he nails the spine of Hawk with a LOUD kick from the ropes out of nowhere! Hawk now stumbling forward… EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! That sickening uppercut connects with great emphasis and nobody does it better than Charlie as Hawk is on spaghetti legs!
Flashback: A second great European uppercut almost completely taking the powerful Hurricane Hawk off his feet as the former World Champion is teetering! DISCUS FOREARM CONNECTS TO PUT THE ICING ON THE CAKE AS HAWK IS DROPPED! THERE’S A HOOK OF THE LEG BY CHARLIE FOR THE PINNING ATTEMPT AND THIS COULD VERY WELL BE IT!!
WWEFan: It’s stopped just before a two count can be made as GI Styles comes out of nowhere to force Charlie off! GI NAILS A KNEELING CHARLIE WITH A STERN ROUNDHOUSE TO THE SKULL!! Charlie’s dazed and confused from that one for sure as GI now immediately charges into the ropes… COMING BACK! BIG BASEBALL SLIDE INTO THE RIBS OF HAWK! The sheer force of that maneuver sends Hurricane Hawk rolling straight to the outside as GI looks to take advantage of a dazed Charlie! LOOK OUT–SEVERAL RIGHT HANDS FROM TYLER PARKER AS HE COMES IN OUT OF NOWHERE TO LAY INTO GI STYLES! Charlie rolls to the outside to make the tag official here as Tyler continues to lay into GI Styles with everything he’s got! This is quickly turning into an all-out brawl between the two as GI slowly comes back with a few hard rights of his own! Both men quickly making their way towards the ropes and it could very easily spill straight to the outside! Tyler catches GI with a HARD knee to the mid-section! Another knee connects to the breadbasket of GI Styles as he’s gotta be tasting his lunch again by now! Tyler… Sending GI off and into the ropes–NO, GI counters into an irishwhip of his own as Tyler now coming back!
Flashback: GI WITH A BIG ROUNDHOUSE! No! Tyler slides straight through the legs of GI Styles and springs back to his feet as GI spins around! TRIFORCE DDT!! TYLER PARKER LEVELS GI WITH A TRIFORCE DDT OUT OF THE BLUE!! Tyler Parker now with a perfect kip up as he’s more fired up than ever before! He’s got a look in his eyes showing off that primal nature of his within as he begins to stalk the still downed GI! Look out! Carlos turns Tyler around! STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI CONNECTS ON TYLER PARKER! Tyler’s still on his feet! He stumbles forward and into the ropes to keep him afloat, but he may not have much more time to stay up here as GI gets back to his feet and he and Carlos now lay into this young man! The team of ADV and Hawk look on from their corner as Dynamite Rain lays into Tyler while the Referee attempts to regain control over this contest! PICKING TYLER UP! DOUBLE-TEAM SUPLEX BACKBREAKER AS TYLER LANDS ACROSS THE KNEES OF BOTH MEN ON HIS WAY DOWN!! A QUICK DOUBLE TEAM PENDULUM ELBOW DROP NOW CONNECTS AS CARLOS ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE!
WWEFan: GI STYLES HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF TYLER PARKER IMMEDIATELY FOR THE COVER AS DYNAMITE RAIN LOOK TO RETAIN!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!
Flashback: HURRICANE HAWK WITH A LEG DROP RIGHT ACROSS THE BACK OF GI’S SKULL!! Hawk looks to be back in this as he now grabs a hold of a dazed and confused GI Styles… AND SENDS HIM CRASHING STRAIGHT TO THE OUTSIDE! Hawk’s made himself the legal man here as he looks to capitalize on the damage done to the still downed Tyler Parker.. SPRINGBOARD KNEE TO THE BACK OF HURRICANE HAWK’S SKULL FROM CARLOS ROSSO!! HAWK IS DOWNED IMMEDIATELY!! Carlos Rosso kicks Hawk to the outside next to GI as Carlos now seems to be the one willing to take advantage here as he–MEETS A FIST FROM ADV! ANOTHER SHOT! ANOTHER SHOT! A FOURTH POWERFUL SHOT SENDS CARLOS REELING INTO THE ROPES! ADV SENDS CARLOS OVER THE ROPES AND CRASHING AND BURNING LIKE NO OTHER ONTO THE OUTSIDE NEXT TO HAWK AND HIS PARTNER!!
WWEFan: Well one thing is for certain and that is that ADV is now the legal man here! ADV immediately looking to now possibly put an end to this contest here and now and capture the prestigious Tag Team Championships for his team… LOOK OUT! CHARLIE COMES RUSHING IN! Charlie misses a big right arm as ADV ducks it! Charlie coming off the ropes as ADV SWINGS! TYLER NAILS ADV WITH A BOOT TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL!! ADV stumbles forward! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT FROM CHARLIE! A dazed ADV turns back around to meet a series of lefts and rights from a crazed Tyler Parker! HE TOPS IT OFF WITH A ROLLING ELBOW! ADV TURNS BACK AROUND TO A SECOND EUROPEAN UPPERCUT FROM CHARLIE! TYLER OFF THE ROPES! FINAL CHAPTER!!! TYLER KNOCKS ADV THROUGH A LOOP WITH THE FINAL CHAPTER OUT OF NOWHERE AS ADV WOOZILY TURNS AROUND! HE’S UP!! MATCH KILLER!!!! CHARLIE CONNECTS WITH AN AMAZING POP-UP EUROPEAN UPPERCUT AS ADV FALLS THROUGH THE ROPES NEXT TO EVERYONE ELSE!!
Flashback: The Referee looks like he’s about to pull out his own hair here as he struggles to keep ANYONE in check in this contest as it now seems both members of Synergy are the only ones left inside the ring and they certainly can fight! Tyler and Charlie… They seem to have a look in their eyes and I don’t like! They’ve got something in mind! All four men trying to make it back to a vertical base on the outside here as… SYNERGY CHARGE INTO THE ROPES… COMING BACK!! DOUBLE TEAM SENTON PLANCHA ONTO BOTH OPPOSING TEAMS!!! SYNERGY THROWING CAUTION TO THE WIND HERE TONIGHT AT PAIN FOR PRIDE AS THEY’VE TAKEN BOTH THEMSELVES OUT AND ALL FOUR OF THEIR OPPONENTS! The Referee’s got no other choice but to start a count! All three of these teams could be counted out here right now with no two legal men in the ring!
Referee: ONE!!……… TWO!!!!…….. THREE!!………
WWEFan: Somebody needs to come to life here-anybody! Any one man, if they can climb into the ring, might win this thing by count-out with no other opponents in their with them!
Referee: SIX!!……. SEVEN!!……..
Flashback: A few people seem to be stirring, but nobody is NEAR close to the ring!
WWEFan: LOOK OUT!! WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT THE HELL?! PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL!! PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL JUST RUSHED OUT HERE AND DECKED THE REFEREE! What the Hell is wrong with this guy?! He’s lost it! He’s still clearly banged up from his LOSS to the Heart Break Boy on day 1 of Pain For Pride as he now… Rolling to the outside… POP pushes down the timekeeper! HE’S GOT HIS CHAIR!
Flashback: I think Prince of Phenomenal’s looking for some big time PAYBACK tonight! He’s got that chair in hand as ADV stumbles to his feet! BATTER UP!! NO! POP CRACKS THAT CHAIR OFF THE SKULL OF HAWK AS ADV DODGES!!! HAWK JUST GOT LAID OUT! POP TURNS AROUND! HE CHARGES FOR ADV AS HE DROPS THAT CHAIR! ADV SENDS POP CRASHING AND BURNING INTO THE TIMEKEEPER’S AREA!! ADV just took POP out, but at the cost of his own partner as Hawk could be out could! ADV now.. CARLOS CRACKS ADV WITH THAT CHAIR!! CARLOS NAILS ADV WITH THAT CHAIR POP JUST USED! ANOTHER SHOT BOUNCES OFF THE SKULL OF ADV AS CARLOS ROLLS HIM INTO THE RING! Carlos has gotten rid of the evidence as he slides into the ring and a dazed GI follows behind… Both men now… CARLOS HAS ADV UP!! GI SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE!! SPIKE TIGER DRIVER ‘98!!!! IT CONNECTS AS ADV IS PLANTED INTO THE CANVAS! CARLOS SHAKES THE DAZED REFEREE BEFORE HOOKING BOTH LEGS AS GI RUSHES TO THE OUTSIDE TO STOP KEEP SYNERGY AT BAY!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!………… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!……………… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Subconscious” by The Score plays all throughout the arena as the team of Carlos Rosso and GI Styles roll to the outside and celebrate their victory at the bottom of the ramp)
Announcer: THE WINNERS OF THIS CONTEST BY PINFALL AND SSSSTTTTTTTIIIILLLLLLL E-A-W UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!….. CARLOS ROSSO AND GI STYLES…. DYNAAAAAMMMMMMMIIIITTTEEE RAIN!!!!….
WWEFan: Well they did it! Dynamite Rain SOMEHOW pulled out the pin with the odds against him here tonight as both of these gentlemen capture their very first win at Pain For Pride right here tonight at CenturyLink Stadium!
Flashback: I never doubted em for a second, Fan, well… Okay, maybe I sort of ended up betting against them and lost my ENTIRE Garbage Pail Kids collection in the process!…. But yeah, didn’t doubt them for a second besides that.
WWEFan: Well Synergy should not be disappointed whatsoever after the great performance both of these fantastic athletes put on tonight in what is presumably their final contest together.. Great effort from all competitors in this contest, but Dynamite Rain manages to pull out the victory in the end after a controversial interference from Prince of Phenomenal that didn’t quite pan out for him… Hopefully we’ll get more word on Hawk’s condition later on.
( Camera fades backstage to Johnny Ventura’s locker room, he is shown sitting on a chair admiring his Interwire Championship while Charlene Appleby sits on an adjacent chair )
Johnny: Just think baby… by the end of the night I’ll have this… AND Liam’s Answers World Championship.
Charlene: Unless… he beats you.
( Johnny stares at Charlene angrily but soon they both start to burst out laughing )
Johnny: Like that’s gonna happen… you know I never even understood what you saw in him anyway… he’s been a prick to everyone all his life, I’ve never heard him say a compliment to anyone and we used to travel a lot together. It always baffled me why you would pick him of all the other men that you could’ve gone out with. You’re complete opposites.
Charlene: True we are… to tell you the truth though I couldn’t really even tell you why. I guess it’s true that opposites attract.
Johnny: Well if you ask me, the only way that he could get you was if HE did the brainwashing, maybe that’s where he got the whole idea anyway.
Charlene: Let’s just stop talking about Liam anyway, it sickens me enough to know that I’m going to have to go out there and see his face. Tonight isn’t about Liam, it’s about getting what YOU RIGHTFULLY DESERVE! The Answers World Championship, babe you work harder than any man on this planet, not Liam! That’s just another way on how he tries to extract sympathy out of these people… it’s just so…
Johnny*putting his finger up to her lips*: Shh… you said you didn’t want to talk about Liam. Besides, you’re right… it’s not about him, it’s about us, it’s about winning the Answers World Championship, now c’mon let’s get ready.
( Liam takes his bag and makes his way out of view as the camera fades out )
( Camera fades into the ring )
Ring Announcer: The following contest scheduled for one fall… IS FOR THE VIXENS CHAMPIONSHIP!!
( Vixens Championship logo flashes across the screen )
( ‘Rumors’ by Lindsay Lohan hits as the lights in the arena turn gold and black and begin dancing around in a frenzy. Cameron Ella Ava emerges from the curtain and makes her way to the ring in a leopard printed jacket )
Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, the challenger, from Los Angeles, California… CAAAAMMMMERRRRONNN EEELLLLAAAA AAVVVVAAAA!!
Stew: Well… here we go! The final encounter between these two legendary Vixens! You know something, Chico… it almost seems as if Cleopatra’s career has exactly mirrored what Cameron’s was. They both came in and made a similar splash and Cameron WAS the longest reigning Vixens Champion of all-time until her record was broken by Cleopatra…
HYC: That’s an excellent observation Stew, but you have to realize something, Cameron was nowhere as near dominant as Cleo has been. In fact there has NEVER been as dominant a Vixen as Cleo… in my honest opinion Stew, I don’t think there is a woman on this earth that could dethrone Cleo and take away her title.
( The lights grow dim as a hush falls over the crowd )
Cleopatra Voiceover: I’M THE GREATEST VIXEN THAT EVER LIVED!… AND THE GREATEST VIXEN THAT WILL EVER HAVE LIVED!
( The lights return to normal as ‘So Hard’ by Cleopatra hits and Cleopatra makes her way to the ring sporting an attire similar to Cleopatra VII )
Ring Announcer: And her opponent, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada… SHE IS THE EAW VIXENS CHAMPION!!… CLEEEEOOOOOPATTRRRAA!!
Stew: It was at this same event last year that Cleo and Cameron along with The Heart Break Gal put on a classic match for the Vixens Championship. Times have certainly changed, last year Cleo was just a young Vixen trying to find her way around, now she’s sitting on top of the world!
HYC: Indeed, and now with The Heart Break Gal retired, it’s just the two of them… left to the settle the score, one last time!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: There’s the bell! And right off the bat we get a quick lock up! Cleopatra quickly shifts it into a headlock but gets pushed off by Cameron who pulls her back in… CLOTHESLINE!! Cleo makes it to her feet and Cameron attempts another clothesline… BUT CLEO DUCKS UNDER IT!! SHE GAINS MOMENTUM AS SHE RUNS OFF THE ROPES… AND A BIG FOREARM SMASH TO THE FACE THAT TAKES CAMERON OFF HER FEET!! Cleo taking advantage now as she shoves her boot into the throat of Cameron and grips the ropes… adding more pressure before finally pulling her foot off! Cameron grabs her throat but Cleo does it again, against Cameron’s hands pushing and driving her foot into the challenger’s throat!
HYC: Cleo again lets up, Cameron grabs her throat again however this time she turns her head towards the corner… Cleo pulls her up to her feet but Cameron with a kick to the gut and now pushing her away! Cameron runs out of the corner… AND A BULLDOG TO THE VIXENS CHAMPION!! CLEO BACK TO HER FEET… SHE SWINGS AT CAMERON WHO DUCKS UNDER AND SPINS HER AROUND! SHE LANDS ANOTHER KICK TO THE GUT AND PULLS CLEO UP BEFORE DROPPING HER WITH A VERTICAL SUPLEX!! Cleo slower to her feet this time but she still manages… Cameron now rushes towards her! BUT CLEO REVERSES INTO A URANAGE, SLAMMING CAMERON INTO THE CANVAS!!
Stew: Cleo now slides out of the ring, heading to the outside, she looks under the ring… AND SHE PULLS OUT A KENDO STICK!! Cleo brings the Kendo Stick into the ring… Cameron almost to her feet, BUT CLEO TAKES THE STICK AND WHACKS CAMERON ACROSS THE SIDE WITH IT!! SHE RAISES IT UP AND DOING IT AGAIN!! SWINGING IT IN A BASEBALL BAT LIKE MOTION OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! Cleo tosses it aside and now forces Cameron up to her feet! She squeezes her face, bringing Cameron down to one knee… CLEO KICKS CAMERON IN THE CHEST, FORCING HER BACK!! CLEO NOW GRABS THE KENDO STICK AGAIN… SHE TAKES A BIG SWING AT CAMERON!!… BUT SHE DUCKS IT!! CAMERON DUCKS UNDER THE SHOT AND NOW WRESTLES THE KENDO STICK AWAY FROM THE CHAMPION!!
HYC: AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR PAYBACK AS CAMERON GRIPS IT AND NAILS CLEO WITH A SHOT BETWEEN THE EYES!! AND NOW ONE ACROSS THE BACK THAT BRINGS CLEO DOWN TO HER KNEES!!… CAMERON LIFTS THE KENDO STICK AGAIN AND ANOTHER SHOT ACROSS THE BACK!! NOW A THIRD!! A FOURTH!! CAMERON GOING CRAZY WITH THAT KENDO STICK!! FIVE!! SIX!! SEVEN!! SEVEN SHOTS BY THAT KENDO STICK WHICH HAS NOW BEEN SHREDDED AS SHE TOSSES IT ASIDE!! CLEO CRAWLS OVER TO THE ROPES AND LIFTS HERSELF TO A VERTICAL BASE… BUT CAMERON FROM BEHIND RAKING THE RAW BACK OF CLEO AS SHE LETS OUT A HORRIFYING SHREIK!!
Stew: Cameron now pulls Cleopatra in and lifts her up… A POWERSLAM!! CLEO LANDING AGAIN ON HER BACK AND SHE QUICKLY ROLLS OVER TO HER STOMACH TO ALEVE SOME OF THE PAIN!! Cameron now running and drops an elbow across the back! My god by the time Cameron’s through with this assault you’ll be able to see all the way to Cleo’s spine! Cameron now leaves the ring… and OH MY! SHE PULLS OUT ANOTHER KENDO STICK!! CAMERON GRIPS THAT KENDO STICK TIGHTLY IN HER HANDS AS SHE ENTERS THE RING!! CLEO CATCHES A GLIMPSE OF IT ON THE TRON AND QUICKLY SQUIRMS BACK INTO THE CORNER, TRYING TO AVOID CAMERON AS MUCH AS SHE POSSIBLY CAN!!
HYC: Cameron rushes at her with that Kendo Stick, but Cleo trips her up! Cameron’s chin bounces right off that bottom turnbuckle here! She gets up, holding it as Cleo comes running… AND A KNEE LIFT RIGHT TO THE HEAD!! WOW!! GOOD NIGHT!! CLEO INTO THE PIN!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO CAMERON KICKS OUT!!
Stew: Cleo pulls Cameron into the center of the ring and lifts her legs up! She stomps Cameron right in the stomach now… SHE ATTEMPTS THE SHARPSHOOTER!! CLEO GOING FOR THE SHARPSHOOTER, TRYING TO TURN CAMERON ONTO HER STOMACH BUT CAMERON KICKS CLEO AWAY!! CLEO COMES CHARGING BACK!! TRYING TO APPLY THAT SHARPSHOOTER… SHE GRABS THE LEGS OF CAMERON.. BUT OH MY LOOK!! CAMERON GRABS HER AND PULLS HER IN… TRIANGLE CHOKE!! CAMERON HAS THE TRIANGLE CHOKE APPLIED ON THE VIXENS CHAMPION WHO NOW FINDS HERSELF IN A DIRE SPOT HERE!!
HYC: CLEO HOWEVER PULLS BACK… AND SHE REACHES THE BOTTOM ROPE WITH HER FOOT AND THE REFEREE SIGNALS TO CAMERON THAT THE HOLD HAS TO BE BROKEN!!… CAMERON PULLS CLEO BACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND TRIES TO APPLY IT AGAIN!!… BUT CLEO LIFTS CAMERON INTO THE AIR AND TOSSES HER INTO THE CANVAS!! WHAT POWER SHOWN BY THE VIXENS CHAMPION TO BREAK THAT TRIANGLE CHOKE!! Cleo to her feet now, Cameron still struggling to get to hers, Cleo walks over towards her and hits a hard shot to the head! Cameron’s up to her feet now as she fires back at the champ!
Stew: It looks as if that may have started her a little bit as it pushes her back but she regains herself quickly… AND NOW A HARD RIGHT BY CLEO, STAGGERING CAMERON… AND SHE FALLS INTO THE ROPES!! NOW CLEO QUICKLY JUMPING ON THE OPPORTUNITY TO TIE HER UP IN THE ROPES BUT CAMERON’S STRUGGLING, TRYING TO KICK HER AWAY!! IT WOULD SURELY BE A DISASTER IF CAMERON WAS TIED IN THE ROPES… CLEO HAS THE RIGHT HAND TIED UP IN THE ROPES, THE DOMINANT HAND!! CAMERON HOWEVER FIGHTING AND HOLDING HER LEFT ARM AT THE SIDE TIGHT, CLEO TRYING TO FREE IT BUT CAMERON KICKS HER AWAY!! CAMERON NOW TRYING TO GET HER RIGHT HAND FREE!! CLEO NOT GOING AWAY HOWEVER AS SHE TRIES TO POUNCE ON CAMERON ONE MORE TIME BUT THE CHALLENGER DISHES OUT A SIDEKICK TO THE MID-SECTION!!
HYC: Cleo drops to her knees and Cameron frees her arm! Now making her way over… She gets Cleo in a powerbomb clutch… AND A SUNSET FLIP BY CAMERON!! CAMERON WITH A SUNSET FLIP AND NOW THE PIN ATTEMPT!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO KICK OUT BY THE VIXENS CHAMPION!!
Stew: Cameron does a backwards roll to get back to her feet… SHE TRIES FOR A STRAIGHT KICK TO THE HEAD OF A SEATED CLEOPATRA BUT CLEO WITH A SOMERSAULT AVOIDS IT!! SHE NOW LEAPS INTO THE AIR… HURRICANRANA!! HURRICANRANA BY THE CHAMPION, SENDING CAMERON INTO THE CORNER SHOULDER FIRST!! WOW!! DID YOU HEAR THAT POP?! I GURANTEE YOU EVEN THE PEOPLE SITTING IN THE LAST ROW ALL THE WAY AT THE TOP HEARD THAT! CAMERON MAY HAVE A BROKEN SHOULDER HERE BUT CLEO QUICKLY PULLS HER OUT OF THE CORNER… AND HOOKS HER… FISHERMAN SUPLEX!!
HYC: Cleo not trying to waste any time here as she heads up to the top rope! Cameron down… Cleo climbing and she gets to the top! CAMERON UP AS WELL THOUGH AND CLEO LEAPS OFF… CROSSBODY… AND IT CONNECTS!! IT CONNECTS!! THE PIN!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… BUT CAMERON ROLLS THROUGH AND THERE’S A PIN OF HER OWN!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NOW CLEO ROLLS THROUGH!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… AND CAMERON KICKS OUT!!
Stew: Both Vixens back to their feet, this has been a VERY back and forth contest, neither Vixen has been able to gain an upper-hand! Cameron rushes at Cleo.. BUT CLEO EVADES THE ATTACK… SHE NOW FROM BEHIND DRIVES HER KNEES INTO THE BACK OF THE CHALLENGER… CLEO LOCK!! OH MY!! THE CLEO LOCK HAS BEEN APPLIED!! CAMERON WITH NOWHERE TO GO!! SHE LOOKS TO THE ROPES, THEY AREN’T AN OPTION!! SHE CAN’T ESCAPE THE HOLD, SHE TRIES TO EXTEND HER FEET BUT NO!!… SHE ROLLS OVER ONTO HER STOMACH… BUT THAT ONLY PUTS HER IN A WORSE POSITON BECAUSE NOW ALL OF CLEO’S WEIGHT IS PUSHING DOWN AGAINST THE BACK!!
HYC: CLEO SCREAMING AT CAMERON TO TAP OUT BUT SOMEHOW CAMERON BEGINS CRAWLING, SHE EXTENDS HER ARM OUT AND SHE GETS TO THE ROPES!! CLEO BREAKS THE HOLD AND TRIES PULLING CAMERON AWAY FROM THE ROPES BUT CLEO LOSES GRIP AND CAMERON PULLS HERSELF TO THE APRON!! SHE PULLS HERSELF TO HER FEET AND MOVES TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLE!! BUT HERE’S CLEO TO MEET HER WITH A FOREARM TO THE JAW!! CLEO TRIES DRIVING CAMRON’S HEAD INTO THE TURNBUCKLE BUT CAMERON BLOCKS IT WITH HER FOOT… CLEO WITH ANOTHER FOREARM HOWEVER, AND NOW DRAGGING THE CHALLENGER, STILL ON THE APRON BUT TO LINE UP WITH THE CENTER OF THE RING!!…
Stew: SHE HOOKS CAMERON… LOOKING TO SUPLEX HER INTO THE RING, SHE LIFTS HER UP… BUT CAMERON SHIFTS HER WEIGHT AND LANDS ON HER FEET!! BITCH CAMP!! OH MY GOD!! CAMERON GOT HER!! BITCH CAMP DELIVERED TO CLEOPATRA!!… THE CHAMPION PLANTED FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT!! WILL THIS DO IT?! WILL THIS END THE RECORD SHATTERING ELEVEN MONTH REIGN OF CLEOPATRA? CAMERON ROLLS HER OVER AND WITH THE HOOK OF THE LEG!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘Rumors’ hits as Cameron Ella Ava is awarded the Vixens Championship )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND NEW EAW VIXENS CHAMPION… CAMMMMERRRRONNNN ELLLAAA AVVVAAA!!
Stew: IT’S OVER!! Cleopatra won that championship in July of last year, and today, on June 30th, 2013 her reign comes to an end at the hands of Cameron Ella Ava!
HYC: Before the match started I said that there wasn’t a woman on earth that could defeat her… I should’ve said IF ANYONE has a chance it’s Cameron! Congratulations to her, the new Vixens Champion, crowned here at Pain For Pride!
( Cameron heads to the back as the camera focuses in on Cleopatra, glossy eyed on her knees. She wipes a tear away from her eyes and stands up. She bows to the crowd a few times and waves as the crowd stands up and applauds her )
( As she leaves the ring the crowd continues to applaud her. She exits through the side of the entrance ramp )
(Camera cuts backstage to an excited Max A. Million in a tuxedo with a microphone in hand)
Max: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here right NOW in the first exclusive interview with the NEW Heavyweight Champion of the World!
(Zack Crash rushes in with a bottle of water in his left hand, his right arm bandaged up, the EAW World Heavyweight Championship on his left shoulder with an excited look on his face)
Zack: I’m feeling GREAT tonight, Max!
Max: I’m certain you are feeling great tonight, Zack, because you just pulled off an UNBELIEVABLE upset tonight on day 1 of Pain For Pride! You not only managed to win the 2013 Cash In The Vault Ladder match, but you proceeded to cash it in later that very same night on an unconscious Jaywalker after a BRUTAL Hell In A Cell match and a very controversial ending! You did what people could have only wished for and broke the year-LONG winning streak of Jaywalker and took his fourth consecutive World Championship reign from him!
Zack: Max, Max… I know what I did and I’m not here to gloat by any means. I’m here to explain some things and one of those things happens to be regarding the question of if I actually had something to do with the stunt “The Legendary” Sekaiichi pulled before I cashed in and I’ll tell to you and the rest of the thousands in attendance and every person watching at home that there is nothing I would love more than to beat Robbie, RoV, Sekaiichi, whatever he wants to go by nowadays. I would gladly show him what I think of a man who thinks so little of this prestigious Belt! Now as to the question of WHY I chose to cash in then and there it’s really no secret at all. I was watching that match as closely as anybody else and I took the chance when it presented itself and yeah, anyone could have waltzed out there and pinned Jaywalker. Anyone else who would have been in my position could have done what I did out there, but the fact remains that there was NOBODY else in my position at that time and place. I happened to be the man that was able to endure more than five others and I happened to be the latest individual to win Cash In The Vault and simply sitting back and waiting over 300 days just to cash in and fall flat on my face.. That’s just not my style, really.
Max: Well you’ve been calling yourself a “Rebel” for quite some time now and you may have just solidified it by doing the unthinkable and swooping in to completely humiliate the NOW former World Champion. I’m sure it’s gotta feel amazing to finally have the World Title around YOUR waist.
Zack: More than you could imagine, Max, more than you could imagine. In just a little bit the entire fate of this company is going to be placed on the line and whether this company is gonna be here tomorrow or not happens to also weigh a whole lot on a man that was in my position, so despite all of what others may think or feel about me, I am here and I am so very PROUD to be holding this World Heavyweight Championship. Regardless of if I’ll be the Champion of this company tomorrow or of nothing I’ll STILL be a Champion and you can bet the challenge will always be there to those who think otherwise!
(Zack Crash looks up to meet eyes with Johnny Ventura dressed in his Pain For Pride attire and a Guy Fawkes mask on with Charlene Appleby smiling at his side)
Johnny: Seuls les lâches prennent la voie facile.
Zack: You still doing that?
(Johnny slowly takes off the mask and stares down with Zack as a smirk slowly forms across his face)
Johnny: What kind of a man swoops in and steals Championship gold? You are no man, Zack Crash, you are no man at all. You are nothing but a vulture disguised as one and you will soon enough be exposed for the fraud you are should this company continue to breath when the night has ended. A true man does not feed on opportunistic ways and thrive off of fluke victories. What you hold now is nothing more than fools gold. I, however, am going for the true prize. I defeated twenty-nine other individuals including you and became the 2013 Grand Rampage victor. I have placed my very existence on the line in this contest tonight by putting my InterWire Heavyweight Championship against the Answers World Championship. Look at me and then look at yourself, Zack Crash, and know why I have everything you never will: Good looks, a beautiful soulmate, talent, dignity, and soon enough, not one, but two of the most prestigious Championship Belts in this industry.
Zack: Well I suppose you would know a lot about opportunistic flukes seeing as how that’s how you won the Grand Rampage in the first place, Johnny. And about everything else… You sound like a guy who THINKS he’s better than me, but as I recall, only a week before you “put your very existence” on the line I… Well pardon MY French, but I made you look like more of a bitch than HER for once.
(Charlene gasps in shock as Johnny backs her up and steps nose to nose with Zack)
Johnny: Now that’s far enough, you crossed a line…. A fluke? You think my Grand Rampage victory was a fluke? I’ll give you a prime example of what it means to be a TRUE World Champion when I fulfill my destiny and take the Answers World Championship and then you can talk to me about flukes while you rot with your fluke World Championship.
Zack: Is that so, Jaques? Well I look forward to it. I’ll be watching and hope you put up more of a fight against Liam Catterson than you did against me, because if not, you’d do better to take your Halloween mask and go home. Though I think I’d rather put my money on you choking tonight and proving you truly are French after all by both being a horrible fighter AND an asshole. Best of luck, Jean-Paul.
(Zack smirks and storms pass Johnny; knocking shoulders with him as Zack takes his leave while an angered Johnny Ventura and Charlene storm off as well in the opposite direction)
( A video package is shown highlighting the feud between Liam Catterson and Johnny Ventura. The package shows a split-screen of Johnny Ventura winning the Grand Rampage on the right side with Liam Catterson cashing in his King of Extreme on Y2Impact to become the Answers World Champion. ‘The Catalyst’ by Linkin Park begins to play as Johnny Ventura is shown appearing on Dynasty and confronting Liam Catterson. Johnny is shown inviting Charlene Appleby out to the ring followed by Johnny laying out Liam with a kick. It ends with Johnny and Charlene sharing a kiss as Liam looks on with a look of helplessness. )
( The Camera fades into the ring as the Answers World Championship logo flashes across the screen )
Stew: And here we go, Chico! Pain For Pride, the Answers World Championship, it doesn’t get much bigger! This is the culmination of a real battle for Liam Catterson that stretches far beyond the Johnny Ventura situation. He’s out to prove much, much more tonight… ever since becoming champion he’s had the term ‘paper champion’ thrown at him from just about everyone, he needs to show the entire universe that he is a World Champion and not just a fluke.
( The camera fades up to the titantron which begins to fuzz up and eventually show a rally going on outside of the stadium )
( About a dozen men are shown marching back and forth donning all black trench coats and Guy Fawkes masks )
( ‘It’s Going Down’ by The Executioners plays as the men begin forming a circle )
( Once the circle is formed, all twelve men reach into their pockets and grab what looks to be grenades )
( They throw the grenades on the ground and they all pop as red haze begins to pour out of them. Suddenly the entire stadium begins to fill with a red haze )
( Johnny Ventura and Charlene Appleby appear in the middle of the ring, Johnny wearing a Guy Fawkes mask that changes colors and Charlene wearing an all-black dress )
Stew: And there’s the 2013 Grand Rampage winner, Johnny Ventura who earned the right to face any world champion by winning the match. The woman joined at the hip of the Interwire Champion is Charlene Appleby, Liam’s now former girlfriend. She’s added a whole new dimension to the match making it VERY personal. Liam claims that Johnny brainwashed her while Johnny places all the blame on Liam, claiming that he wasn’t there when Charlene needed him.
HYC: Oh please Stew, just stop! This whole thing has turned into a soap opera and we’ve lost focus of what this is really about. TWO titles are on the line, one of them being Johnny’s Interwire Championship, this is a match between him and the Answers World Champion Liam Catterson? Understand? As far as I’m concerned Charlene’s irrelevant to the match.
( ‘Sins of the Father’ by Donna Burke hits as Liam Catterson steps out onto the stage wearing white and gold trunks and the Answers World Championship around his waist )
Stew: But you can’t ignore it, Chico! It’s the undeniable elephant in the room! This whole thing with Charlene Appleby has driven Liam to a point that we’ve never seen him at before… he’s at his wit’s end about it all… where exactly is his head at? Obviously a far less flashy entrance than the one his opponent had tonight and judging by the look on his face, he seems focused, but what’s inside? He can put the poker face on all he wants, but if he’s mixed up inside, what’s the point?
HYC: I think Liam’s finally boiled all this down. This is Pain For Pride, he can’t be worrying about ex-girlfriends, as you said earlier Stew, he has to prove to EVERYONE that he’s as good as he says and that he’s not a fluke champion.
( Liam enters the ring and shoots both Johnny and Charlene a look before heading to the turnbuckle and posing with the Answers World Championship )
Ring Announcer: The following contest, scheduled for one falls is a…. WINNER TAKES ALL MATCH!! Introuducing first, from Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 235 pounds… HE IS THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION AND THE WINNER OF THE 2013 GRAND RAMPAGE!!… JOHNNYYYYYYY VEEEENNNTURRRRRRAAAA!!
( Johnny leans in and kisses Charlene before she heads out of the ring, Liam stares Johnny down showing little to no expression )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from United Kingdom, Shildon… weighing in at 210 pounds… HE IS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!… LIAAAAMMM CATTTTERRRRSOONNN!!
( The referee holds both titles up into the air )
HYC: One champion will for sure lose his title tonight, which one will it be?!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: AND LIAM IMMEDIATELY TACKLES JOHNNY INTO THE CORNER!! Hammering away with rights and lefts, Johnny lowers himself to a sitting position and kicks Liam in the gut to shoo him away! Liam regains himself but Johnny gets his knees up and sends them into the jaw of Liam! JOHNNY EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER AND THROWS IS BODY AT LIAM! BOTH MEN TOPPLE OVER THE ROPES AND HEAD TO THE OUTSIDE LANDING HARD!! BOTH MEN HOP TO THEIR FEET AND BEGIN TRADING BLOWS! Liam with a HARD right hand that leans Johnny up against the barrier here at ringside! Liam now leaping up onto the barrier… AND DROPPING HIS LEG RIGHT ACROSS THE THROAT OF JOHNNY LIKE A GUILLOTINE!! Johnny drops to his knees, grabbing his throat… AND NOW LIAM WITH A HARD KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!
HYC: Liam still seems to be a bit conflicted here, he looks over to ringside at a steel chair, then back over at Johnny… his head isn’t in the right place! He breaks for the steel chair and grips it into his hands, slams it against the padded floor as Johnny makes it to his feet!… LIAM TAKES A SWING… BUT JOHNNY WITH A LOW BLOW!! JOHNNY LOW BLOWS LIAM WHO DROPS THE CHAIR ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BARRIER, INTO THE CROWD SIDE!! Johnny now grabs Liam… AND WHIPS HIM RIGHT INTO THE RING POST!!
Stew: Liam flies off the ring post, Johnny grabs him and rolls him into the ring. Johnny on the apron climbs up to the top rope… AND LANDS A MISSLE DROPKICK!! JOHNNY FLIES BACK ACROSS THE RING BEFORE FALLING TO HIS BACKSIDE!! He grabs onto the ropes and uses them for aid, pulling himself to his feet… OH BUT LOOK OUT!! HERE COMES CATTERSON CHARGING… AND A CROSSBODY THAT TAKES BOTH MEN DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! Catterson quickly slides out of the ring, now dragging Johnny with him… He gets him to the edge of the ring… AND NOW AN ALLEY OOP BOMB!! THROWING JOHNNY VENTURA INTO THE FLOOR!!
HYC: Liam Catterson locks eyes with Charlene Appleby here who stands across the ring looking troubled as Liam lifts Johnny to his feet! He drags him over near our announce table… AND NOW HE WHIPS JOHNNY RIGHT INTO IT!! JOHNNY HITTING HARD BACK FIRST… LIAM JUMPS UP ONTO THE APRON… HE LEAPS OFF WITH A FOREARM!! AND BOTH MEN COME FLYING ONTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE HERE… LOOK OUT STEW!! LIAM PUSHES JOHNNY OFF AND BEGINS CLEARING OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE HERE!! TAKING THE COVER OFF… FOLLOWED BY MY MONITOR!!… HE GRIPS THE OTHER MONITOR AND HOLDS IT IN HIS HAND… AND WHAM!! HE BRINGS IT RIGHT ACROSS
Stew: LIAM NOW GRABS JOHNNY AND PULLS HIM UP TO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!! HE LOOKS FOR THE CUTTERSON!! BUT NO!! JOHNNY SPINS OUT OF IT… AND LOOK!! JOHNNY FROM BEHIND POPS HIS HIPS AND DELIVERS A GERMAN SUPLEX!! A HUGE GERMAN SUPLEX AND LIAM GOES FLYING OVER THE BARRICADE, INTO THE CROWD!! MY GOD!! JOHNNY GETS OFF OUR TABLE AND FOLLOWS LIAM INTO THE CROWD WHERE HE MEETS HIM WITH A RIGHT HAND!!… THE CHAMPION MAKES IT FULLY TO HIS FEET HERE… ONLY TO BE KNOCKED BACK DOWN BY JOHNNY!! Liam back up, trying not to trip over these fan’s items! JOHNNY TRYING FOR ANOTHER RIGHT HAND… DUCKED!! LIAM WITH A RIGHT INSTEAD AND JOHNNY FALLS BACK INTO SOME MEMBERS OF THE CROWD!!
HYC: LIAM PULLS JOHNNY OFF AND TOSSES HIM OVER THE BARRICADE!!… Johnny lands hard… Liam on top of the barricade now… JOHNNY UNAWARE!! LIAM LEAPS OFF… AND A SOMERSAULT NECK SNAP BY LIAM!! JOHNNY’S HEAD BOUNCING OFF THE FLOOR!!… And at least to this point this match has lived up to its hype, it’s been nothing but a high octane thrill ride! Liam allows Johnny some time to make it to his feet… LIAM NOW COMES CHARGING… BUT OHH!! JOHNNY GRABS LIAM AND PUSHES HIM UP!! LIAM GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!!…Liam hits it skull first… he stumbles out on spaghetti legs… Johnny grabs him on the forearm.. AND WHIPS HIM RIGHT INTO THE TIMEKEEPER AREA!! LIAM FLIPPING AROUND AS HE HITS INTO ABOUT HALF A DOZEN CHAIRS!!
Stew: Johnny moves towards Liam and removes the chairs, throwing them to the side, trying to get Liam untangled from this mess! Johnny throws a few chairs near the ring here now as he finally gets Liam to his feet! He hits him with a right hand before rolling him into the ring… Johnny follows and as Liam makes it back to his feet, Johnny grabs him… TWISTS HIM AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH THE NECKBREAKER!! Johnny rolls out of the ring, he throws up the ring apron… AND HE PULLS OUT A TABLE!! Johnny takes the table and he sets it up on the outside… he grabs one of the chairs and brings it into the ring with him… AND HE SLAMS IT RIGHT ACROSS THE BACK!!
HYC: Johnny lifts the chair up again… AND RIGHT ACROSS THE BACK IT GOES FOR A SECOND TIME!! Johnny tosses the chair aside and lifts Liam to his feet, he brings him over into the corner… Johnny hops up to the second rope, he now grabs Liam by the head and pulls him up to the bottom rope… Johnny holds Liam in place as he steps up to the top rope… bringing Liam to the middle turnbuckle! He applies a front face lock… HE LOOKS DOWN AT THAT TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE… IS JOHNNY LOOKING TO SUPERPLEX LIAM THROUGH THAT TABLE?!
Stew: JOHNNY HOOKS HIM… BUT LIAM NOW REALIZING THE PREDICAMENT HE’S IN PUNCHES JOHNNY HARD IN THE STOMACH!!… HE DOES IT A SECOND TIME… AND NOW LOOK AT LIAM!! HE MOVES HIS LEGS OVER TO THE ROPES… AND HE APPLIES A SLEEPER HOLD!! LIAM WITH A SLEEPER HOLD ON THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION!! JOHNNY TRYING TO SLIP OUT OF IT BUT IT DIDN’T WORK!!… LIAM REARS BACK… BUT JOHNNY!! JOHNNY PUSHES OFF WITH HIS FEET SENDING BOTH MEN TO THE FLOOR!!… THEY ALMOST GO CRASHING THROUH THAT TABLE!!.. BUT LOOK AT LIAM!!… HE ROLLS HIMSELF AND JOHNNY OVER… SWITCHES HIS GRIP AND NOW HAS A CAMEL CLUTCH APPLIED!! JOHNNY VENTURA AGAIN FINDS HIMSELF IN A POTENTIALLY DISASTROUS SITUATION HERE!! JOHNNY LOOKS TO THE RING STEPS AND SLOWLY BEGINS CRAWLING OVER!! LIAM TRYING TO KEEP HIS GROUND, TRYING NOT TO BE PULLED BY JOHNNY!! JOHNNY HOWEVER GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THOSE STEPS… HE FINDS THEM AND PUTS HIS HAND INSIDE THE GRIP SLIT… PULLING HIMSELF ONTO THE STEPS… STILL WITH THE CAMEL CLUTCH APPLIED BY THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!…
HYC: JOHNNY TURNS AROUND AND BACKS INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AS LIAM’S BACK HITS AGAINST IT… NOW JOHNNY ADDING EXTRA FORCE, PUTTING MORE PRESSURE ON LIAM’S SPINE… SO MUCH SO THAT HE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO BREAK THE HOLD!! Johnny pulls himself to his feet… followed by Liam… Liam throws a right hand at Johnny… BUT HE DUCKS UNDER IT AND PUSHES LIAM OFF THE RING STEPS!! LIAM GOES CRASHING THROUGH THAT TABLE NOW AS JOHNNY COLLAPSES ON THE STEPS!! Johnny was in that camel clutch for a LONG TIME and it took a lot out of him to get Liam to break it… Johnny climbs onto the apron as the Answers World Champion remains down, shards of the wooden table lay all around him! Johnny to his feet now here climbs up to the top rope! Liam starting to stir here as Johnny makes it to the top!
Stew: Johnny sets himself as Liam makes it to his feet… HE LEAPS OFF… LEGDROP BULLDOG!! A LEGDROP BULLDOG AND THE BACK OF LIAM’S SKULL ONCE AGAIN DRIVEN RIGHT INTO THE FLOOR!! Johnny gets the champion up… he rolls him into the ring… AND NOW QUICKLY HOOKING THE LEG HERE!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO!! KICK OUT!!
HYC: Liam rolls away from Johnny, into the corner where he uses it as an aid to lift him to his feet… Johnny is however right there as he dukes out a few rights to the face! Liam’s in bad shape here as Johnny whips him into the ropes… JOHNNY COMES RUNNING… BUT LIAM WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!! RIGHT INTO THE SKULL!! STOPPING JOHNNY DEAD IN HIS TRACKS AS HE DROPS LIKE A PIN TO THE CANVAS!! LIAM CRAWLS INTO THE PIN HOOKING BOTH LEGS!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—NO!! JOHNNY GETS A SHOULDER UP!!
Stew: Liam sits up and runs his hands through his hair a couple times. Johnny Ventura has been busted open, a good sign that he won’t be able to continue much longer! Liam crawls over to the steel chair and re-grips it, using it almost as a cane as he pushes himself to his feet… Johnny now on his knees realizing the blood dripping down his face… HE SEES LIAM CHARGING AGAIN WITH THAT CHAIR AND HE QUICKLY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!! JOHNNY STILL IN A TOUGH SPOT HERE, AS IF A DEER IN HEADLIGHTS, LIAM’S ARMED AND HE ISN’T!! HE DOESN’T HAVE ANY TIME TO THINK AS LIAM AGAIN LIKE A LOCOMOTIVE RUSHES AT JOHNNY… WHO PULLS OFF THE DROPKICK TO THE FACE AS THAT CHAIR GOES FLYING BACK!!
HYC: Liam knocked off his feet momentarily now back up… both men dance around the ring a bit as if we’re back to square one and the start of the match… Johnny rushes but Liam pushes him down and… HE APPLIES ANOTHER SLEEPER HOLD!! JOHNNY REACHES OUT TOWARDS THE ROPES BUT THEY’RE TOO FAR!! JOHNNY DOWN TO ONE KNEE ALREADY, ALL THE BLOOD RUSHING OUT OF HIS HEAD… WHAT DOES HE DO HERE?! DOES HE GIVE UP, SUBMIT? OR DOES HE TRY TO GET THROUGH IT!! LIAM SCREAMING AT JOHNNY TO GIVE UP!!… BUT JOHNNY KEEPS FIGHTING… BUT OH NO!! HE COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS!!… HE MAY BE OUT!! THE REFEREE DROPPING TO HIS KNEE, LIFTING THE ARM OF JOHNNY UP… AND IT DROPS!! IF THIS HAPPENS TWICE MORE, LIAM RETAINS HIS CHAMPIONSHIP!!…
Stew: THE REFEREE RAISES JOHNNY’S ARM UP A SECOND TIME… AND AGAIN IT DROPS!! CHARLENE APPLEBY LOOKS ON TERRIFIED AS THE REFEREE RAISES HIS ARM A THIRD TIME… AND… JOHNNY ROLLS OVER ONTO HIS BACK, ROLLING UP LIAM!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… BUT NO!! LIAM AT THE LAST SECOND PUSHES HIM OFF!!
HYC: That was SO close… TOO close if you ask me. Both men again back to their feet… Liam grabs Johnny but he’s swatted away… AND NOW JOHNNY WITH A FLOATOVER DDT!! Johnny once again heads out of the ring… searching for something… AND HE GRABS THE RING BELL!! JOHNNY WAS EYEING THAT RING BELL UP BEFORE BUT DIDN’T GRAB IT, NOW HE HAS AND HE’S BRINGING IT INTO THE RING!!… LIAM TO HIS FEET… JOHNNY RUNS FULL SPEED AT LIAM WITH THAT BELL AND CLOCKS IT OVER HIS HEAD!! WOW!! LIAM GOES DOWN, RIGHT BACK WHERE HE CAME FROM!! THE FORCE FROM THAT BLOW SENDS JOHNNY ALL THE WAY INTO THE ROPES!!
Stew: Johnny should be capitalizing on this but he’s been through two sleeper holds and a camel clutch in this match… he’s been bleeding for quite some time now… I’m just not entirely sure he has the willpower right now to try and capitalize! Johnny lifts his head up and begins crawling over to the Answers World Champion… trying to cover… JOHNNY RAISES HIS ARM TO PUT IT ACROSS THE CHEST OF LIAM… BUT LIAM ROLLS ONTO HIS BACK!! HOW SMART WAS THAT OF THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION TO AVOID THE PIN!! JOHNNY IS FUMING NOW… THE CHAMPION KNEW JOHNNY WAS COMING AND BASICALLY SUCKERED HIM IN!!… JOHNNY GETS TO HIS FEET AND BEGINS STOMPING INTO THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! STOMP AFTER STOMP TO THE HEAD, NOW THE BACK, MOVING DOWN TO THE LEGS!!
HYC: JOHNNY’S THROWING IT INTO A DIFFERENT, MUCH SINISTER MODE HERE!! HE’S GONE COMPLETELY CRAZY!! HE EASES OFF THE STOMPS BUT DROPS TO THE CANVAS ON HIS KNEES WITH A TRULY DEMONIC LOOK ON HIS FACE!! IT’S SCARY!! Liam to his knees makes it to his feet… JOHNNY COMES RUSHING AND SWINGS HIS LEG AT THE HEAD OF LIAM… BUT LIAM DUCKS AND NOW TO HIS FEET!! HE KICKS JOHNNY IN THE GUT… PULLS HIM IN… AND THE CATTERSON IMPACT!! YES!! LIAM CAONNECTS WITH THE CATTERSON IMPACT!! HE ROLLS JOHNNY OVER ONTO HIS BACK AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS, LIAM’S GONNA RETAIN HIS TITLE!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… AND CHARLENE PULLS THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING!!
Stew: Liam sits up, confused as to why the referee didn’t count the three and now he sees it! The referee on the outside with Charlene, arguing! Liam leaves the ring… AND OH MY!! HE PUSHES THE REFEREE WAY AND GRABS CHARLENE BY THE THROAT!! BRINGING HER DOWN TO HER KNEES… LIAM’S EYES ARE FULL OF RAGE, I THINK HE’S FULLY REALIZING IT NOW!! CHARLENE TRULY HAS BETRAYED HIM!! CHARLENE BEGGING FOR MERCY HERE… TRYING TO APOLOGIZE BUT LIAM DOESN’T CARE!! HE KNEES HER IN THE GUT… HE HOOKS HER ARMS AND DELIVERS THE CATTERSON IMPACT TO CHARLENE APPLEBY ON THE OUTSIDE!!
HYC: BUT LOOK AT JOHNNY!! HE RUNS AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES… A SHOOTING STAR!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS ONTO LIAM ON THE OUTSIDE!! BOTH MEN DOWN AND IT TOOK THE REFEREE OUT AS WELL!! EVERYONE’S DOWN!! JOHNNY STARTING TO AND NOW TO HIS FEET!! HE GETS LIAM UP AS WELL AND RATHER MEEKLY PUSHES LIAM INTO THE RING… HE CRAWLS INTO THE PIN… BUT THERE’S NO REFERE!! JOHNNY TOOK THE REFEREE OUT!! HE EXITS THE RING AND TRIES TO WAKE UP THE REFEREE… HE GETS HIM TO COME TO, NOW PICKING HIM UP AND SLAPPING HIM AROUND, TRYING TO GET HIM ALERT…
Stew: BUT OH MY!! LOOK OUT!! LIAM NOW JUMPING OVER THE ROPE… 540 CORKSCREW MOONSAULT!!!!! WOW!!TAKING JOHNNY OUT!! A LITTLE BUT OF ONE UPSMANSHIP SHOWN THERE BY THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION, TELLING JOHNNY THAT HE CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER THAN JOHNNY CAN!! Liam to his feet, brings the referee into the ring first before picking Johnny up… he rolls Johnny into the ring, Liam now heading up to the top rope!!… JOHNNY DOWN!! LIAM’S THERE… HE LEAPS OFF… AND HOLY SHIT!! A 630 SENTON!! A 630 SENTON SPLASH TO JOHNNY VENTURA!! THE REFEREE IS UP AND LIAM FALLS BACK INTO THE PIN, HOOKING BOTH LEGS!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRRRRRR—NO!! JOHNNY KICKS OUT!!
HYC: LOOK AT THE FACE OF LIAM CATTERSON FOLKS, THE BLOODY FACE OF LIAM CATTERSON, THAT IS WHAT EXHAUSTION LOOKS LIKE!! Liam rolls over to the ropes and uses them to pull himself to his feet. He pulls Johnny Ventura up to his feet… BUT JOHNNY TAKES HIM DOWN, AND NOW APPLYING THE BUBONIC TWIST!! HE TURNS LIAM OVER ONTO HIS STOMACH… AND HE’S GOT IT!! LIAM IN TROUBLE HERE!! IN BIG…. BIG TROUBLE!! HE REACHES OUT TOWARDS THE ROPES WHICH ARE ONLY A FINGERTIP AWAY… BUT JOHNNY PULLS HIM BACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!! LIAM PULLING AT HIS HAIR, TRYING NOT TO SUBMIT BUT GOOD LORD THE PAIN MUST BE EXCRUTIATING!! LIAM DOESN’T WANT TO SEE HIS ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP LEAVE HIM, HE WANTS TO PROVE TO THE WORLD THAT HE’S A TRUE CHAMPION!!…
Stew: LIAM DIGS HIS HANDS INTO THE CANVAS… REACHING OUT TOWARDS THE ROPES, JOHNNY’S TRYING TO PULL HIM BACK BUT THERE ISN’T ANYTHING THAT’S GOING TO STOP LIAM CATTERSON HERE… HE REACHES OUT TOWARDS THE ROPES… AND HE… CHARLENE SLAPS LIAM RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!! STRAIGHT SLAP BY CHARLENE AND THE DISTRACTON ALLOWS JOHNNY TO PULL LIAM BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!! LIAM’S IN A FRENZY HERE… BUT LOOK!! HE’S REVERSING IT!!… LIAM MANAGING TO TURN ONTO HIS BACK!! JOHNNY TRYING TO GET LIAM BACK ONTO HIS STOMACH… BUT HE GETS PUSHED AWAY!! LIAM PUSHES JOHNNY AWAY AND ESCAPES THE BUBONIC TWIST!!
HYC: Johnny regains himself as Liam hobbles to his feet and moves out of the corner… DISASTER PIECE!! DISASTER PIECE BY JOHNNY VENTURA FROM OUT OF NOWEHERE!! LIAM DOWN, JOHNNY FALLS RIGHT NEXT TO HIM HE’S SPENT!!… BUT HE GETS HIS ARM UP… AND HE DROPS IT ACROSS THE CHEST OF LIAM CATTERSON… WE’RE GONNA HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… ANDDD… THE SHOULDER IS UP!! LIAM REACHES DEEP, DEEP DOWN AND FORCES THE SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS!!
Stew: AND CHARLENE LET’S OUT A WHAIL FROM THE OUTSIDE!! SHE ENTERS THE RING NOW AS JOHNNY THROWS A TANTRUM, TRYING TO CALM HIM DOWN!! CHARLENE POINTS AT LIAM AND SEEMS TO BE TELLING SOMETHING TO JOHNNY WHICH CAUSES HIM TO CALM DOWN!! CHARLENE WALKS OVER TO LIAM, SHE HOOKS HER ARMS UNDER HIS SHOULDERS AND PULLS HIM TO HIS FEET… STRUGGLING BUT MANAGING AS JOHNNY LOADS UP FOR ANOTHER KICK… SHE HAS LIAM UP… HOLDING HIM IN PLACE… AND…. THE DISASTER PIECE DELIVERED TO… OH MY!! DELIVERED TO CHARLENE APPLEBY AS LIAM DUCKS UNDER IT!! CHARLENE TOOK THE FULL FORCE OF THAT KICK, RIGHT TO THE FACE!!
HYC: JOHNNY IS IN SHOCK… HE TURNS AROUND… A KICK TO THE GUT!! LIAM HOOKS THE ARMS, THE CATTERSON IMPACT CONN—NO!! JOHNNY REVERSES IT!! AND PUSHES LIAM INTO THE CORNER!! HE COMES RUNNING AT HIM WITH A CLUBBING BLOW OVER THE BACK!! AND NOW A SECOND ONE, FOLLOWED BY A THIRD!! JOHNNY NOW GRABS LIAM AND PULLS HIM INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING… HE HOOKS HIS ARMS AROUND THE BACK OF LIAM AND TWISTS HIM AROUND… LOOKING FOR CARDIAC UNREST!!… BUT NO!! LIAM SPINS OUT OF IT AND GRABS JOHNNY, PULLS HIM IN… THE CUTTERSON!! YES YES!! HE GOT IT!! LIAM GETS THE CUTTERSON!! HE ROLLS JOHNNY OVER, HOOKING BOTH LEGS!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘Sins of the Father’ hits as Liam rolls off of Johnny onto his stomach where he lays as the referee places both the Answers World Championship and the Interwire Championship on his side )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND STILL ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION AND NEW INTERWIRE CHAMPIONN… LIAAAAAMMMMMM CAATTTTTTTTERRRRRRSSSSOONNN!!
Stew: And he’s done it! At Pain For Pride VI! Liam Catterson has proven to everyone that HE IS REAL! HE IS here to stay as the Answers World Champion… what a contest that was, Chico! Back and forth… a HUGE amount of offense shown by both men, and it truly did come down to the wire!
( Liam is shown getting to his feet )
HYC: Indeed it did, credit where credit is due to BOTH of these guys here tonight, Stew, they put on a true spectacle!
( Liam grabs both championships and holds them up to the crowd as thousands of flashes go off )
Stew: Liam is now a double champion! He retained his Answers World Championship and as I said silenced ALL of the critics… and he’s also won Johnny Ventura’s Interwire Championship! He’s had a phenomenal 2013, holding the The New Breed Championship, Answers World Championship, Now the Interwire Championship, he also won King of Extreme by defeating METHUSELAH! And the scary part is… we’re only half way through the year!
( Liam is shown on the ramp holding both titles up high into the air again before putting one on each shoulder and heading to the back )
( SCOTT DIAMOND SEG )
HYC: Well Stew, despite a new beginning that may have been established in this AWC match I think we’re gonna witness the end of an era. I don’t know what to expect exactly but we’ve seen a lot in this unbelievable show and yet I still think we haven’t seen anything, until now.
Stew: A storied rivalry, two men abilities thought not possible with backgrounds that would take an eternity to explain. This truly is the beginning of the end. This is Methuselah vs Y2Impact.
( Screen goes dark. )
( Recap of Y2Impact vs Mr. DEDEDE / Methuselah is aired. )
( Highlights: DEDEDE and Impact’s initial confrontation following RW 5 proposing a “Match of the Universe”. Mr. DEDEDE’s elimination from the Grand Rampage. Impact’s confronting DEDEDE over the GR elimination leading to a Defiance world championship match challenge. DEDEDE helping screw Impact out of the AWC on Dynasty and again at Defiance. Impact calling out DEDEDE leading into the Pain for Pride match being made. The parking lot brawl ending with Impact being speared into the car. Impact screwing DEDEDE out of his match against The Deity. Impact and Methuselah’s confrontations on the most recent episode of Dynasty leading to Impact stopping the spear with his hands and flooring him with the codebreaker. Impact’s final words “you’re gonna get what’s coming to you” are highlighted. )
( Camera returns to the arena )
Ring Announcer: This following match.. is scheduled for ONE-FALL!
( The entire Pain for Pride stage/setup along with the Titantron begin glowing green. The stadium lights dim and a countdown clock appears on the screen. )
( 10… 9… 8…. 7…. 6…. 5…. 4…. 3…. 2… 1… )
( Every light in the arena is cut off. A spotlight reveals Y2Impact walking out to the left side of the stage carrying the National Extreme Championship and sporting long hair and long tights. He turns around to his signature pose. )
( Another Y2Impact walks out from the back in a suit and tie carrying the World Heavyweight Championship, and walks next to the long-haired Impact before turning to the signature pose. )
( A following Impact walks out with the UTTC in hand and stops at the opposite side of the stage before turning to the pose as well. )
( A fourth and final Impact walks out to the right side of the stage carrying the Answers World Championship. He turns to the pose. A panoramic shot of all four Y2Impacts turned around is taken. )
( The stage brightens up, white-hot lights rise from the very floors and the Titantron as a trap door opens from the middle of the stage. Y2Impact rises from the opening in his signature pose as the home-town crowd gives him a deafening ovation on sight. )
( “Twisted Transistor” – Korn hits over the speakers; All four holographic Y2Impacts begin to shift sideways towards Impact in the middle and they all merge as the stadium lights are white-hot. Impact turns around and gigantic pyro shoots from the stage into the skies )
( Impact walks down the ramp with adrenaline pumping )
Ring Announcer: INTRODUCING FIRST… Weighing in tonight at 226.. RETURNING HOOOME TO SEATTLE WASHINGTOOOOOOONNNNNNNN… the “GREED INCARNATE”, the “QUINTESSENTIAL CHAMPION”… YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 22222222222222222222 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMPAAAAAAAAAAAACTTTTT!!!!!
( Fireworks in the sky reveal in lettering “Welcome Home, Impact!”. Impact enters the ring and is circling it in anticipation )
Stew: The most decorated competitor in EAW history! The iconic and living legend himself who is truly a blessing to see perform returns HOME with an unreal theatric! But he is an unreal person, as is his opponent; CERTAINLY worthy of being called the Greatest of all Time, ESPECIALLY if he can make tonight’s victory happen! A 5 time World Champion, 2010 Extremist of the Year, Hall of Famer.. there’s just about nothing this guy hasn’t done.
HYC: EXCEPT defeat Methuselah. That says it ALL about this match.
( Impact is in the ring geared up. The lights in the arena dim as a loud heartbeat and thunder can be heart over the speakers. Thick smoke instantly begins pouring at ringside as Impact’s focus is now on the stage. )
( A gigantic flock of 90 crows suddenly take flight over the arena. )
( Violins begin playing in the background as the arena lights become blood red. Bolts of lightning strike several parts of the arena including one bolt that strikes the ring and barely misses Impact. )
Stew: Oh my god!
( The ringside smoke is thick. Smoke begins pouring from out of the back as “No One Believes Me” – Kid Cudi hits )
“Have you ever felt something evil lurking around?”
“The moon is full, the streets are empty, shadows cover the town”
( Lightning strikes the stage as the stage is set into flames. Methuselah slowly walks out through the smoke and flames in a trenchcoat with blood dripping from it )
Ring Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT… WEIGHING IN TONIGHT AT 240 POOOOOOUNDSSS… MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHUUUSELAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew: The man, the myth.. truly somebody who you have to SEE to BELIEVE because his presence alone is as grand as they say! NOBODY’s done more than him, NOBODY’S contributed more just by being here than he does… but this isn’t the great Mr. DEDEDE… this is someone even more dangerous, tactful and destructive. The MONSTER, METHUSELAH.
( Meth stops at the middle of the ramp and raises his head and arms for the corna pose. 90 foot flames shoot from the stage into the sky. Scattered fireballs shoot higher into the sky from behind the arena as they disappear in the air and Meth continues to the ring. )
HYC: His accolades are immeasurable, plain and simple. It would be remiss not to respect this man even if you don’t like him because across the board he is likely the best and has left a TRAIL this year of destruction. Four Match of the Years, Four World Championships in EAW and knows the main event like the back of his hand.
( Methuselah is standing at the corner of the ring in red spotlight, glaring at Impact until he pulls his trenchcoat off and the music/lights die down. Another bolt of lightning strikes the turnbuckle behind Impact as lighting surges in the air. )
Stew: The INTENSITY. Both men with eye contact that would result in double-murder if looks could kill. THIS is what we’re seeing. Two main players in an ultimate battle! ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
HYC: Immediately Methuselah and Impact, two of the greatest to EVER wrestle approach each other trading blows! Right from Imp, right from Meth, back and forth into eachother’s faces and Meth gets the advantage with three uninterrupted! Meth with a SHOT to the gut, ELBOW to the face! Meth cocks back, ANOTHER elbow- Imp catches it with the hand and there’s a KICK to the spine, KICK to the gut and a JUMPING SPINNING BACKFIST… that’s blocked by Meth’s forearm!
Stew: Imp SWINGS with his other fist, BLOCKED by Meth, and Meth kicks Imp into the gut grabs his skull and hits a MASSIVE HEADBUTT! Meth FIRES with a shot, BLOCK by Imp, Imp with a shot, CONNECTS. Imp runs with a running spinning elbow smash– but Meth blocks with both forearms and delivers a VICIOUS uppercut to the jaw! And Imp FIRES BACK with a euro uppcercut as Meth stumbles back to the corner and Impact runs full speed with the RUNNING SPINNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT IN THE CORNER! CONNECTS, Meth comes out of the corner and Impact runs for the BULLDOG- but Meth ducks and shoves out of it and Impact turns around to a BIG BOOT! Imp returns up and Meth hits a RUNNING ENZIGURI! Imp REFUSES to fall as he stumbles away as Meth from behind goes for ANOTHER RUNNING ENZIGUR- Imp spins around and CATCHES THE LEGS IN MIDAIR! METH FALLS TO HIS BACK!! IMP IS GOING FOR THE WALLS!!! But Meth with his strength CURLS UP with support from his arms and CURLS UP TOWARDS IMP FOR A DDT! But Imp REFUSES to go down despite being yanked and runs backwards driving Methuselah skull-first into the turnbuckle! Impact lifts Methuselah up to his shoulders and drops to his BACK FOR THE GUT-BUSTER! Methuselah is on his knees holding his ribs in pain!
HYC: Impact backs into the ropes and rebounds for the low clothesline– but Meth SHOOTS UP to his feet, spins behind Impact and hits a quick BELLY TO BELLY FROM BEHIND- But as Imp is hoisted he front-rolls underneath Meth and rolls him up and GETS A HOLD ON A LEG FOR THE WALLS AGAIN; but Meth twists to his stomach, gets up to one leg and KICKS his other leg free and IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR THE DIAMOND CUTTER!!!! But Imp SHOVES Methuselah away, Meth turns back and Imp runs attempting a CODEBREAKER– BUT METH CATCHES HIM IN MID AIR and runs full speed to the turnbuckle as Imp hits the corner! Imp stumbles out… and Meth goes for ANOTHER BIG BOOT,
Stew: But Impact CATCHES the leg, SPINS Meth’s leg around by the ankle and Meth fires back with a JUMPING JUDO KICK! Imp is spun around and Meth from behind pulls Imp up for the TIGER SUPLEX, but Impact BACK FLIPS from it, back handsprings After the back flip and Meth runs for the clothesline.. but Imp slides in-between Meth’s legs from behind and Meth spins around as Imp SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES for the SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK! Meth is taken down, back-rolls back up and Impact runs for a fist again, but Meth ducks it and spins Impact around for the PEOPLES PUNCHES! BLOW AFTER BLOW AFTER BLOW TO THE FACE AND A SPIT TO THE PALM AS HE FIRES WITH THE HAY MAKER! Impact stumbles away and Meth CROUCHES IN PLACE–
HYC: AND RUNS FULL SPEED!!!! SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew: AND IMPACT EXTENDS HIS HANDS AND CATCHES METH BY THE SHOULDERS AND IS PUSHED TOWARDS THE RING ROPES AND STOPS THE SPEAR WITH HIS BARE HANDS!!!!!!!! HE’S DONE IT AGAIN!!!!!!
HYC: WOW!!! Impact is pushed THROUGH the ring ropes and lands to the outside of the ring mostly unscathed, but for the second time in a row Impact has found a way to STOP the spear! No other man in the history of this business has been table to handle such velocity and halt it at an instant — LOOK LOOK, METHUSELAH IMMEDIATELY BACKS INTO THE ROPES AND LEAPS OVER FOR THE DIVING SENTON TO THE OUTSIDE! Y2IMPACT BLOCKS AS WELL AS HE CAN, BUT BOTH MEN ARE TAKEN DOWN. Meth springs up to his feet and is digging underneath the ring for a foreign object..
( Methuselah pulls out a wooden table, a ladder and a black steel chair )
Stew: Impact is back up and right as Meth pulls out the chair Imp grabs Methuselah by the hair- but Meth BLASTS THE CHAIR OVER IMPACTS SKULL AS HE STUMBLES BACK! Impact is leaned back on the barricade and Methuselah drops the chair, grabs Imp and thrusts him face first into the ring-post! Meth grabs his head and delivers stiff shots one after another into the forehead and– Imp immediately breaks free and SMASHES Methuselah’s skull into the post! Impact immediately grabs the ladder as Meth is dazed and SWINGS THE CLOSED LADDER LIKE A BAT INTO METHS ARM! Meth moves towards the barricade clutching his arm that’s in severe pain and Impact RUNS WITH THE LADDER AGAIN SMASHING IT INTO METHS FACE SENDING HIM OVER THE BARRICADE! Impact bridges the ladder now, and gets up onto it as Meth is in the crowd among the EAW fans!
HYC: Meth is pulling himself up and see’s Impact on the ladder. Impact walks across the bridged ladder like a tight rope and drags Methuselah from out of the ground onto the ladder with him.. and IMPACT HOOKING FOR THE VERTICAL SUPLEX —- NO!!! NO WAIT!! METH BREAKS FREE AND PULLS IMPACT IN FOR THE GRAND SLAM!!!! AND THE GRAND SLAM CONNECTS ON THE BRIDGED LADDER AS IT SNAPS INTO TWO!!! IMPACT ROLLS AROUND CLUTCHING THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND METHUSELAH IS BACK IN THE GAME AFTER THAT HUGE MOVE!!
( Replay )
Stew: Methuselah gets up and immediately rolls Impact in the ring as Y2Impact is surely suffering dearly from that. Methuselah now immediately climbs to the top rope as Impact is on his front trying to somehow recovery… and Meth is up at the top rope with the STEEL CHAIR IN HIS HANDS!! METHUSELAH IS LOOKING DOWN AT IMPACT AND HOISTS THE CHAIR UP!!! METHUSELAH IS GOING FOR THE TOP ROPE CONCHAIRTO!!! AND HE LEAPS OFF!!! — BUT IMPACT SPINS AROUND AND LAUNCHES HIS FEET INTO THE AIR AS THE CHAIR IS KICKED BACK INTO METHUSELAHS FACE!!! WHAT QUICKNESS AND LOWER BODY CONTROL TRAINING DID IMPACT GO THROUGH TO DO THAT? Meth drops the chair and Y2Impact immediately gets up as Methuselah is shaken up and Impact runs for the forearm smash- but Meth CATCHES IMP BY THE ARMS, TWISTS AND HITS THE DOUBLE ARM FLAPJACK FACEBUSTER! There’s a cover! OOOOONEEEE…… TWO, KICKOUT.
HYC: Impact holding his face is wobbly and Methuselah is recovering as his lip seems to be busted open from that counter by Impact earlier.. Impact rolls out of the ring in front of us at the announce table and Methuselah slithers out of the ring with the steel chair right before Impact… and Impact kicks Methuselah in the gut, hits a blow to the face and DRIVES him spine first to the apron. Impact now grabs Meth and flings him spine first into our table! Impact backs up and runs towards Meth– BACK BODY DROP! IMPACT LANDS HARD ON OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE! *Stew and HYC back away* AND NOW METHUSELAH IS CLIMBING UP TO OUR TABLE AS IMPACT IS LAID OUT AND METHUSELAH PULLS OFF HIS ELBOW PAD AND TOSSES IT INTO THE CROWD!!! METHUSELAH, WITH THEATRICS CONNECTS THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE IN E-FEDS AND ENTERTAINMENT!!!!! THE HEART-STOPPING PEOPLES ELBOW!!!! IMPACT IS SENT THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE WITH THE ELBOW INTO HIS HEART! OUR TABLE IS A SMALL PRICE TO PAY COMPARED TO WHAT IMPACT HAS JUST SUFFERED! ( Methuselah rolls Impact into the ring; Replay of the Grand Slam followed by the announce table Peoples Elbow is shown )
Stew: Even the hometown fans HAD to love that! That was twice Methuselah pulled out moves from his “Gawd” arsenal.
( Methuselah tosses two chairs into the ring, pulls out another ladder and drags it in and finally enters the ring with a steel chair )
Stew: Meth bringing in the three most dangerous weapons to ever let him possess… Methuselah also brings into the ring a BARBEDWIRE BAT, Y2Impact is up to a knee and Methuselah is battered up like a Seattle Mariner and SMASHES THE BAT INTO IMPACTS SPINE LEAVING GASHES! Impact lets out a yell and Meth pulls IMPACT IN FOR THE METHUSELAH DDT ONTO THE BARBEDWIRE BAT– but IMPACT SWEEPS METH’S ANKLES AS METH FALLS TO THE GROUND AND IMP HAS HOLD OF METHS LEGS.. and he STOMPS into Meth’s face, STOMPS into Meth’s midsection and hits the HARSHEST STOMP OF THEM ALL INTO METHUSELAH’S GROIN! Meth sits up holding his groin in pain and Impact swings for a HORRID KICK ACROSS METHS FACE! Methuselah rolls to his side as Impact backs up and delivers a BASEBALL SLIDE TO THE SPINE, sending Meth rolling towards the apron! While Methuselah recovers, Impact snatches the table and sets it up right in the ring and he also heads towards the ramp-side apron and pulls in a table that was leaned there earlier–
HYC: Imp notices Meth’s rising on the apron and Impact runs towards Meth but Meth FIRES with a blow to the face, and Meth runs up the turnbuckle from the apron as Impact is holding his jaw… but IMPACT RUNS TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLE, LEAPS UP IT AND HITS THE STEP-UP ENZIGURI! Meth falls to a seated position on the corner as his world has been rocked, and Impact grabs the ladder now and he SMASHES IT INTO METHUSELAH’S RIBS AS METH IS HANGING ON THE TOP WITH ONE HAND! Impact sets up the ladder on the ring, and Impact adjusts the table as it’s in front of Meth’s corner and Impact climbs up to the top of the ladder… IMPACT LEAPS OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER, LANDS ONTO METHS SHOULDERS AND HITS THE HURRICANRANA FROM THE TOP ROPE SENDING METHUSELAH THROUGH THE TABLE!!! METHUSELAH IS LAID OUT IN WOOD RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND Y2IMPACT ON HIS FEET RUNS TOWARDS THE ROPES AND LEAPS OFF WITH THE LIONSAULT!!!! LIONSAULT CONNECTS!!! THE HOME-TOWN IS ON FIRE, AND IMPACT HOOKS BOTH LEGS! OOOOONEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! METHUSELAH KICKS OUT!
( Replay of table crash / lionsault combo is shown along with fans jumping from the move )
Stew: Methuselah is ALREADY sitting up, and Impact is quite disturbed that Meth could even MOVE after an assault like that.. but quite frankly this is exactly what he asked for! Impact crawls to one of the steel chairs and quickly places it on the ground as he grabs the other one, and Impact SMASHES IT into Meth’s shoulders! Meth is on the ground and Impact puts his face onto the chair and stands up… THE OTHER CHAIR IN HAND.. IMPACT LIFTS THE CHAIR AND DELIVERS THE CONCHAIRTO!!! AND ANOTHER ONE, FURIOUS CONCHAIRTO ONE AFTER ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER!!! IMPACT CONNECTING A FIFTH ONE, AND METH WILL DEFINITELY BE ABSOLUTELY RINGING FROM THAT! Impact grabs the other table that he pulled in earlier and sets THAT one up as if the previous table crash weren’t enough.. and now Imp pulls Meth’s body up to the table and Methuselah is DEFINITELY unconscious after those conchairto’s. Impact sets the ladder back up and with a steel chair in hand begins CLIMBING UP THE LADDER, LOOKING DOWN AT METH THE ENTIRE TIME!!! IMPACT IS HALF WAY UP THAT 15 FOOT LADDER AND IS GONNA GO FOR THE WINGS OF HELL! IMPACT CONTINUES CLIMBING–
HYC: BUT METHUSELAH LIFTS HIS LEGS AND KIPS UP TO HIS FEET ON THE TABLE! AND METH LEAPS ONTO THE LADDER FROM THE TABLE ON THE SAME STEPS IMPACT IS IN– But Imp with the chair SPIKES IT into Meth’s skull! Meth is barely hanging on and Imp drops the chair as he hooks his arm around Meth’s head pulling him up… I can’t imagine what Impact wants to do– BUT METHUSELAH CLUBS THE FOREARM INTO THE GROIN FOR THE LOW BLOW!!! IMPACT’S EYES ARE BULDGING, AND METH HOOKS IMPACT IN AS HE CONNECTS THE METHUSELAH DDT OFF THE LADDER THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!! AND IMMEDIATELY THE HOOK OF BOTH LEGS!!! OOOOONNNNNEEEE!!!!!.. TWOOOOOOOOO, IMPACT KICKS OUT! CERTAINLY not enough, but definitely enough to take any other man out but NOT HERE. Impact is DRIVEN, as he rolls to his forearms after that RATTLING Methuselah DDT, certainly the biggest variation of it we’ve ever seen! Impact rolls out of the ring wisely to ringside right by the ramp, and he’s giving himself enough space to recuperate as Methuselah will need just about the same thing..
( Impact crawls underneath the ring slightly )
Stew: Methuselah with just about enough breathing room he needs after a moment heads to the apron and wipes off the bit of blood from his face… and he looks down.. AND THERE’S Y2IMPACT WITH A GUITAR!!! A GUITAR— THAT’S METHUSELAH’S EQUALIZER!!!!
HYC: IMPACT UP TO HIS FEET LEAPS UP AND NAILS METHUSELAH WITH THE EQUALIZER AS THE GUITAR FILLED IS SMASHED OVER METHUSELAH’S HEAD!!!!! AND METH IS YANKED OFF THE APRON WITH THE GUITAR, AND IMP YANKS OFF THE GUITAR AS THUMBTACKS AND GLASS SHARDS FALL OUT WITH IT AND METH’S BLOOD SPLATTERS! Methuselah is OUT, and Impact out from underneath the ring pulls out a GLASS TABLE… OH GOD THERE’S NOTHING MORE DESTRUCTIVE THAN THAT…. IMPACT SETS IT UP RIGHT THERE AS QUICK AS HE CAN AND TOSSES METH ONTO IT. METH IS ON HIS BACK LAID OUT AND IMPACT GETS INTO METH’S FACE SCREAMING ABUSE TOWARD HIM AND HOPS ONTO THE APRON……. AND Y2IMPACT SPRINGBOARDS UP TO THE HIGHEST ROPE FOR THE LIONSAULT!!!!!!!!!! IT CONNECTS!!!!
Stew: LIONSAULT CONNECTS RIGHT INTO METHUSELAH’S KNEES!! METHUSELAH LIFTS THE KNEES!!!!! BUT METHUSELAH IS STILL SENT THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE BY THE PRESSURE AS SHARDS FLY EVERYWHERE AND IMPACT FALLS TO HIS BACK HOLDING HIS GUT IN AGONY! Both of these men are a bloodied cut up MESS here at ringside in this WAR, all out WAR! Nothing less nothing more!
( Replay )
HYC: That was one of the most costly reversals I’ve ever seen but Methuselah saved the match and sacrificed his back with that one! Methuselah is the first to shift after a moment goes by of complete writing in pain… and God look at his back… it’s COATED in blood. Meth, groggy is up to his feet and flips up the apron and pulls ANOTHER GLASS TABLE OUT. THIS TIME HE SENDS THE GLASS TABLE INTO THE RING. Methuselah now grabs the spaghetti-legged Impact and SMASHES his face into the ring apron.. lifts Impact up and DROPS HIM face first onto the apron again- but Imp STOPS the fall, and Impact head-butts Methuselah and delivers a SHOT to the face– that Methuselah blocks! Meth with the BLOW to the gut, and as Imp is backed on the apron Meth delivers a KNEE, ANOTHER HARSH KNEE, ANOTHER, AND ANOTHER as Imp is bent over and Meth clubs the AX-HANDLE to the back of Imp’s skull! Impact on his hands and knees and Meth pulls Imp up, but Imp delivers ferocious lightning fast punches into the midsection as Meth is now bent over and Impact hooks Meth’s head and RUNS BACKWARDS SENDING METH SKULL FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!
Stew: And Impact is CLOBBERING Meth’s spine with blows until he re-adjusts and delivers a BACKBREAKER, and connects a REVERSE DDT afterwards! Methuselah taken DOWN here at ringside as the epic rages on! Impact pulls Methuselah back up and rolls him into the ring, and as Methuselah is getting up Impact SPRINGBOARDS ON THE ROPES FOR THE SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE… BUT METHUSELAH DUCKS DOWN, CATCHES HIM IN MIDAIR AND DELIVERS THE SPINEBUSTER!!! DEAD AND CENTER INTO THE RING AS IMPACT ROLLS TO HIS FRONT AND IS HOLDING HIS LOWER BACK! Methuselah grabs that glass table now and sets it up at the corner of the turnbuckle behind Impact… and runs to the other side of the ring… Impact may have damn well had his back BROKEN from that thunderous catch!!! And Methuselah LOOK! METHUSELAH IS CROUCHED OVER!!! METH THIS TIME IS GOING TO PUT EVERYTHING INTO THIS ONE AS IMPACT IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT!!! IMPACT IS UP AND IS FOCUSED TOO MUCH IN HIS PAIN AND DOESN’T NOTICE METHUSELAH DARTING FOR THE SPEAR—- BUT IMPACT MEETS METHUSELAH’S SPEAR WITH THE BARBEDWIRE BAT IN FRONT OF HIM AS METH CRASHES INTO THE BAT AND DAMN NEAR SNAPS IT IN TWO! METH IS STOPPED IN HIS TRACKS, AND IMPACT PULLS METH UP AND GETS INTO HIS FACE–
Impact: IT’S OVER!!!!!
HYC: AND IMPACT CONNECTS THE CODEBREAKER!!! IMPACT COLLAPSES OVER METHUSELAH AND THE PIN!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOONEE!!!!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! …… METHUSELAH WITH THE SHOULDER UP! HOLY HELL THIS IS INSANE!!! WHAT DOES IMPACT HAVE TO DO??? Methuselah just kicked out of the deadly Codebreaker that has taken man after man through-out the course of history down! Impact gets right back up and he yanks Methuselah by his arm and has him seated on the turnbuckle.. Methuselah looks like he’s about to fall off.. I’m telling you he may not even be CONSCIOUS! And Impact in the ring SPRINGBOARDS ON THE ROPES NEARBY, OFF THE ROPES ONTO METHUSELAH FOR THE SPRINGBOARD CODEBREAKER FROM THE TOP ROPE BAH GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew: BUT IN MID-AIR!!! MID-AIR METHUSELAH CONVERTS INTO A POWERBOMB!!!! IMP HITTING THE CANVAS WITH A THUD AS THE ENTIRE RING IS SHAKING FROM THAT! Meth is NOT stopping there!! Methuselah with both legs hook falls backwards and IMPACT IS CATAPULTED INTO THE CORNE– No! Impact CATCHES himself in the corner, and Methuselah who is running on fumes runs towards Impact– but Impact EXTENDS HIS LEGS AND HITS A 720 SPINNING HURRICANA SENDING METH RUNNING INTO THE STOOD UP LADDER NEARBY! Meth’s face BOUNCES off the ladder and Impact immediately crawls to a steel chair.. picks it up and SPIKES IT INTO THE BACK OF METHUSELAH’S SKULL LAYING HIM OUT! Impact grabs the standing ladder now and lays it down as it’s still open… and Impact puts Methuselah’s torso into the open ladder and now Impact CLOSES IT SHUT WITH METH IN THERE. AND WITH METH LAYING ON HIS FACE IN THE LADDER, IMPACT STEPS ON THE LADDER TOP ON THE LAID OUT METHUSELAH AND YANKS METH’S HANGING OUT LEGS AS HE LOCKS IN THE MI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MILLENIAL INCARCERATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IMPACT STANDING ON METHS HEAD AS HE’S CAUGHT IN THE LADDER AND HIS LEGS BEING YANKED OUT IN THIS INHUMANE SOURCE OF TORTURE!!!!!! THIS IS THE LAST PLACE YOU WANT TO GIVE UP, BUT METHUSELAH’S ARMS ARE NOWHERE NEAR ANY RING ROPES AND IMPACT HAS PROBABLY THE MOST DEADLY SUBMISSION MOVE IN EAW APPLIED IN THIS INNOVATIVE AND OTHERWORLDLY TECHNIQUE!!! METHUSELAH IS SCREAMING, THAT’S HOW BAD IT IS! HE’S SCREAMING! ANYTHING TO DISTRACT HIMSELF FROM THE PAIN HE’S BEING PUT THROUGH!!!!
HYC: THOSE METAL RUNGS PRESSING ONTO DEDEDE’S SPINE AND THAT PLUS THE WEIGHT OF IMPACT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AS HIS LEGS ARE TORN OUT FROM UNDERNEATH HIM! THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF UNGODLY, BUT IMPACT HAD TO REACH INTO DEPTHS TO BE HERE AS HE’S YANKING AS IF HIS CAREER WERE AT STAKE IF HE LET GO!!! IMPACT IS TILTED FORWARD AND METHUSELAH IS DIGGING DEEP! DIGGING DEEP WITH BOTH ARMS IN ATTEMPT TO DO A PUSH UP! IMP IS LEANED FORWARD AND METHUSELAH HAS TO DO JUST ONE PUSHUP! ONE! ONE PUSHUP AND IMPACT WILL LOSE HIS BALANCE AND METHUSELAH KNOWS THAT! HIS ARMS ARE TREMBLING AS HE’S BEING FORCED TO PUSH THE WEIGHT OF TWO MEN, A LADDER AND THE DEADLIEST HOLD THEY KNOW DESPITE BEING BLOODY, CUT UP AND — HE DOES IT!!! BUT IMP STILL HAS THE LOCK HELD!!!!!! IMP IS LEANING FORWARD AND IS SLIPPING AS METH HAS PUSHED UP ALL OF THAT WEIGHT AND IMP IS ABOUT TO FALL ON HIS FACE— AND IMP LETS GO OF ONE LEG AS METH ROLLS AWAY AND IMP COLLAPSES! IMP SHOOTS BACK UP, AND METH DIVES FOR THE BARBEDWIRE BAT IN THE RING AS IMPACT JUMPS AT METHUSELAH’S LEGS…. AND METHUSELAH SMASHES THE BAT INTO IMPACT’S SKULL!!!!! WOOOOOOOW ITS BROKEN IN HALF!
Stew: THAT CRACK OVER THE SKULL AS SKIN IS RIPPED OFF OF IMPACTS FOREHEAD AND BLOOD FLOWS DOWN HIS FACE! IMPACT IS STILL STANDING AS HE’S JUST A GUST FROM BEING KNOCKED BACK… AND METHUSELAH WITH AN IN-EXPLAINABLE WIND OF FURY GETS UP AND TAKES OFF!!!! SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPEAR INTO Y2IMPACT!!!!
HYC: AND IMPACT EXTENDS HIS HANDS!!!!!!!! IMPACT IS RESISTING THE SPEAR AS METHUSELAH IS STOPPED IN HIS PLACE AND IMP’S PALMS ARE HEAVILY ON METH’S SHOULDERS!!! WHAT ARE WE SEEING?!?!?
Stew: BUT METHUSELAH KEEPS GOING!!! KEEPS PUSHING!!! KEEPS PUSHING AS IMP IS SLOWLY BEING PUSHED NEAR THE CORNER WITH THE GLASS TABLE!!!!
HYC: AND METHUSELAH BREAKS THROUGH AS THE SPEAR IS SENT INTO IMPACTS GUT AND METH RUNS FURTHER SENDING HIM BACK FIVE FEET, DRIVING IMPACT THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE SPEAR I’VE EVER SEEN CONNECTED AND MY GOD IMPACT IS OBLITERATED!!!
Stew: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!! THAT SPEAR WAS SO DEADLY IT SENT METHUSELAH INTO THE POST AND HE’S DANGLING OFF THE APRON WITH ONE HAND ON THE ROPE!
HYC: HE PUT HIS ALL INTO THAT ONE!
( Replay )
( Split screen shows Impact on his knees with his eyes literally rolled back to the head and Methuselah on the apron hanging on with a bloody face )
Stew: Methuselah is dragging himself into the ring and Y2Impact is on one knee holding his ribs and coughing. SOMEHOW Impact isn’t unconscious but he ABSOLUTELY is in no shape to continue… and Methuselah enters the ring as he stands behind Impact with his teeth gnarling and a scowl on his face… Meth pulls Impact up to his feet and Impact is COMPLETELY helpless, his arms are limp and his eyes are glazed over as Meth RUNS INTO THE ROPES INFRONT OF HIM AND TAKES IMPACT DOWN WITH ANOTHER SPEAR!!!!!!! EXECUTION STYLE!!! METHUSELAH HOOKS THE LEGS. OOOOOOOOOOONEEEE!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! …. NO!!! NO WAY!!! IMPACT KICKS OUT!!!! METHUSELAH SITS UP ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED, I’VE NEVER SEEN METHUSELAH THROWN MORE OFF-GUARD THAN THIS!! AND JUST WHAT ARE WE SEEING???
HYC: Y2IMPACT MAY NOT EVEN BE AWARE OF THIS RIGHT NOW BUT HE HAS FOUND THE FORMULA TO DEFEAT THE SPEAR, WE KNOW THAT IT’S JUST NOT ENOUGH TO FINISH HIM! METHUSELAH IS ENRAGED! He sits up and must ignore the excruciating pain as he gets up and limps towards a chair… Impact is on his side barely even responding and Methuselah walks over to Impact and SMASHES THE CHAIR INTO IMPS ARM! AND SMASHES IT AGAIN AND AGAIN, OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER ASSAULTING IMPACTS ARM AND BODY WITH TWELVE CHAIR SHOTS IN A ROW! Impact is on his front side and is supporting himself with one arm and Methuselah instantly heads towards the turnbuckle with the CHAIR UNDER HIS ARM… AND METH IS PERCHED UP THERE AWAITING FOR IMPACT TO BE BENT OVER… AND AFTER A MOMENT IMPACT IS UP AND METHUSELAH DIVES OFF FOR THE WINGS OF HELL TO END IT ALL!!!!!!! ……….. ANDDDD….. HE GOT IT-
Stew: NO!!! IMPACT EATS THE CHAIR SHOT BUT CATCHES METHUSELAH ON HIS SHOULDER!!! AND METHUSELAH IS STUNNED BY THIS AS IMPACT FROM THE FIREMANS CARRY CONVERTS INTO THE CODEBREAKER!!!! — BUT METH STOPS THE KNEE FROM CONNECTING WITH THE FACE! Meth is up and shaken, and Impact firing back runs towards Methuselah with the LEAPING CROSSBODY — BUT METH CATCHES IT AND HITS A BACKBREAKER. Impact SPINS from Meth’s knee to a sprawled position on the floor and LEAPS up as Meth approaches him and takes Meth DOWN with the dropkick! Impact, back up heads towards a returning Meth as Meth is FIRING OFF PUNCHES INTO THE GUT AND BOTH OF THESE MEN RE-ENGAGE IN AN ALL OUT FIST FIGHT! BACK AND FFORTH THEY GO, AND METH CATCHES IMPS INCOMING RIGHT FIST. METH CATCHES IMPS LEFT FIST, grabs hold of both wrists and is wrenching both arms backwards as Imp screams in pain!!!! Meth has Imps arms LOCKED with that double arm-twist and delivers a headbutt! Skull knocking into skull! Meth with ANOTHER headbutt! ANOTHER! ANOTHER, BRINGING IMP TO HIS KNEES AS METH REFUSES TO RELEASE THE TWIST! AND METH WITH THE VICE TWISTING THE ARMS DELIVERS KNEES INTO IMPS FACE! RIGHT knee! LEFT knee! ANOTHER knee! SEVEN KNEES WITHOUT BREAK into Impacts face as Impact falls to the mat with his nose GUSHING blood and his face bloodied, and Meth follows it up with a STOMP to the ribs! Methuselah is now poised behind Impact and crouched over…
HYC: Meth drags Impact back up and wants ANOTHER GRAND SLAM!!! THE VERY MOVE THAT ENDED PROJECT EGO AND THE VERY MOVE THAT TOOK IMPACT’S WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OVER FOUR YEARS AGO– BUT IMP WILL NOT have it! Imp RAKES Meth’s eye, and as Meth turns around Impact delivers the FULL-NELSON FACEBUSTER…. DIRECTLY INTO THE LADDER! Meth has been taken down, and Impact wheezing heavily has his head spinning with hot flashes and is probably seeing triple! This has been unlike anything we’ve ever seen, and Impact grabs Methuselah and pulls him up… pulls him in and CONNECTS THE GRAND SLAM!!! METH’S OWN MOVE CONNECTED ON HIM, AND IMPACT KNOWS IT’S JUST NOT ENOUGH AS METH IS SITTING UP BUT IN THE WORST PHYSICAL SHAPE OF HIS LIFE… METH WOULD RATHER HAVE FALLEN BACK OFF THE TITANTRON THAN TO GO THROUGH THE PAIN HE’S IN RIGHT NOW, BUT HE’S STILL MOVING… AND IMPACT IS CROUCHED OVER AND WAITING, DROOLING, SALIVATING ON WHAT HE’S ABOUT TO DO NEXT!!! METH IS UP..
Stew: CODEBREAKER!!!!!! CODEBREAKER CONNECTS!!!!!! METHUSELAH FLINGS UP AND IS LAID OUT BACKWARDS ON THE RING ROPES!!!!!! METHUSELAH’S BODY IS UP BUT HIS LIGHTS ARE OUT!! The ropes are the only thing holding him, and Impact see’s that Meth is propped up SO HE SNATCHES A STEEL CHAIR AND RUNS SWINGING FOR THE FENCES!!!! ….. SPEAR!!!!!!! METHUSELAH CHARGES FROM THE ROPES WITH THE SPEAR, AND BOTH MEN ARE LAID OUT OUT!! METHUSELAH WITH ONE ARM DROPPED OVER THE CHEST!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOONEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE SEEING?!?!?!? METHUSELAH DOESN’T HAVE ENOUGH STRENGTH TO REACT, BUT THESE HOMETOWN FANS CERTAINLY DO! IMPACT IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT, AS BOTH MEN HAVE TRADED EACH OTHER’S LEGENDARY ATTACKS! I’M GONNA LOSE IT!
HYC: Methuselah is crawling towards the ladder… he’s sluggish, both of these men are after this Legendary match and Methuselah is up with the ladder in hands… and he’s setting it up. Impact is flat on his back, completely out of it… and Methuselah is climbing the ladder! Meth is giving it all he has to get to the top of the ladder… and Impact is starting to stir! He see’s from the corner of his eye what’s going on and Imp is NOT gonna allow it as he’s up to a knee. I can’t emphasize ENOUGH how amazing it is that Impact is moving but he certainly is as he’s climbing up the other side of the ladder. Methuselah is reaching the top, and Impact on the other side is halfway up as Meth reaches over the top and YANKS IMPACT UP BY HAIR HAIR… AND DELIVERS A BLOW TO THE SKULL! Impact FIRES BACK, Both men tee’ing off with one punch after another! They’re bloodied, they’re broken, they’re SWOLLEN and Meth FIRES with an elbow to the face as Impact TURNS AROUND AND FALLS OFF!!!
Stew: NO NO NO, IMP IN MIDAIR REGAINS HIS BALANCE AND THRUSTS A SHOT AT METHUSELAH! Meth’s head is cocked back and Imp grabs Meth’s head and BASHES it into the top of the ladder! And now Impact reaches over and HOOKS METHUSELAH UP FOR THE VERTICAL SUPLEX! METHUSELAH IS HOISTED UP…….. BUT IT APPEARS IMP IS CLIMBING HIGHER WHILE CARRYING METHUSELAH!!!! INHUMAN!!! OTHER-WORLDLY!!!!!! IMPACT IS A SUPER HERO!!!!! THERE’S THE BRAIN BUSTER FROM THE TOP!!!!!!
HYC: BUT METHUSELAH SUNSET FLIPS FROM THE VERTICAL AND LANDS ON THE STEPS OF THE LADDER BELOW IMP… AND METH ADJUSTS HIMSELF AND PULLS IMPACT FROM BEHIND TO DELIVER THE SUNSET FLIP CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB FROM THE LADDER SENDING IMP CRASHING INTO THE RING!!!!!!!!!!! IMPACT ROLLS TO THE CENTER OF THE RING HOLDING HIS HEAD IN AGONY AND METH PULLS HIMSELF BACKWARDS UP THE LADDER ALL THE WAY UP TO THE TOP AS HE’S CROUCHED OVER ONCE HE REACHES THERE! METHUSELAH NOW STANDS UP FROM 15 FEET IN THE AIR AND SCREAMS INTO THE CROWD AND LEAPS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!!!!!!
Stew: IT HITS!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! IMPACT IS GASPING FOR AIR! METHUSELAH ON HIS KNEES IS GRIMACING AND PRAYING IT ENDS, AND COLLAPSES ONTO IMPACT’S BODY! OOOOOOOOONEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!! ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( “No One Believes Me” – Kid Cudi hits. Methuselah is laid on his face barely able to react )
Ring Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHUSELAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
HYC: I CAN’T… I CAN’T DESCRIBE WHAT I JUST SAW. NOT TO SAVE MY LIFE.
Stew: WE SAW… WITHOUT A DOUBT A MATCH THAT WILL OUTLIVE EAW WHETHER IT DIES TODAY IN THE NEXT CENTURY! This was LEGENDARY, and THAT can be considered an understatement!
( Methuselah is on all fours and rolls to the ringside floor. Several referees are helping him up )
HYC: My GOD Impact has yet to move.. and I don’t think he will. He put on one of the greatest performances in Pain for Pride history and he didn’t even leave the winner.. and Methuselah.. that man is truly the greatest to ever lace boots and step into the ring. NOBODY can out perform him, NOBODY.
Stew: This duel between Icons and this clash between two Immortals come to an end as only one could be left standing. There isn’t a fragment of energy left in either of them to continue.. but for what it’s worth, bravo.
( Meth is being helped up the ramp. Impact is laying still in the ring as a stretcher is being pulled out for him by EMT’s )
HYC: The other half of his audience is buzzing, the other half in a stupor. We saw an unimaginable, unbelievable, indescribable performance just now, Stew, and the show isn’t even over.
( Camera fades backstage. It’s pointed directly at Dark Demon’s lockerroom door with his name-plate on it )
( Dark Demon is seen walking out of his lockerroom, and the camera follows him from behind as he walks down the hallway )
( Demon stops. CM Banks is seen standing at the end of the hallway with his arms folded and shaking his head )
( They stare down, and Demon continues walking as he turns a corner )
( Demon stops and see’s Mak leaning against a wall. They stare down, until Mak gives Demon a smirk )
( Demon continues walking and walks through a set of double doors and he see’s HRDO standing across from him )
( Demon quickly turns away and is headed towards the arena entrance tunnel )
( A bruised and torn up Methuselah with a bloodied face and blood/gashes all over his body is being supported by two referees nearby. Demon turns towards him and Methuselah limps over to Demon, Demon stares back into Meth’s blood-shot eyes )
Dark Demon: I don’t have anything to prove to you.
Methuselah: You do to them.
( Demon turns around as the entire EAW lockerroom and staff are standing, watching on )
( Methuselah is carried away by referee’s and Demon shakes his head, flustered, and walks into the entrance tunnel )
( Camera fades to black )
( “What If The Storm Ends” begins playing and the screen shows a recap on the six year history of Extreme Answers Wrestling. The highlight is on it’s greatest Champions, it’s biggest moments, the Pain for Pride events, the matches, feuds, rivalries and the excitement that came with it )
( A recap on Scott Diamond’s grudge against EAW is shown. The highlights to Demon vs. Scott feud are also aired )
( Camera pans to the arena where the nervous fans are seated, and the crew is finishing cleaning up the carnage from the previous match ) … ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: This next contest is a Company vs. Career match… and if the Chairman of EAW loses, the company will close.
WWEFan: This is honestly nerve-wracking… this is the scariest match to ever happen in EAW because of what’s on the line. I want you all to know that this isn’t an act. It’s real. If Scott Diamond wins, EAW is as good as closed.
Flashback: I’ve been here for so long and people have worked so hard.. and to think it’s possible that one man could just take that away.
( The arena lights go into a frenzy, and a laser light show simulation begins as lasers shoot across the arena )
( “Who Gon’ Stop Me” – Kanye West & Jay-Z hits. The lights begin flickering and Dark Demon storms out to the stage in adrenaline )
Ring Announcer: Introducing first… from Galaway, Ireland weighing 225 POOOOOOOOUNDDSSS.. DAAAAAARRKKKKK DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!
Flashback: He is honestly the closest thing to a savior we’re ever going to get! He’s one of the big influential names who pulled EAW along during it’s slump post-Pain for Pride IV until it came back to form, and he’s been a key figure in this company for a while! He’s the Chairman of the Board and is fighting for all of us including himself! The fate of EAW and of the Extremists, Vixens, Rookies.. and as you saw earlier, even the Legends are in his hands.
WWEFan: And the scariest part about this all.. I’ve never seen Dark Demon more nervous in his life.
( Demon is warming up in the ring )
( “In The Air Tonight” – Phil Collins plays )
( Scott Diamond walks directly to the ring surrounded by his riot-squad receiving never-ending jeers from the crowd )
Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring… from Long Island, New York.. weighing 280 POOUNDS… “The Perfect Storm” SCOTT DIAMOND.
WWEFan: We’ve been here with EAW through thick and thin… not everything was always fair and not everything went our way, but we worked through it and hard to carve positions for ourselves. Besides Mr. DEDEDE, no-one’s seen more about this business than me and EAW is the greatest to ever break ground. It’s a damn shame Scott Diamond has so much disrespect for what we do… but he claims he’s been disrespected.. he feels that EAW’s robbed him like it’s robbed many people.. and now he wants to bring our great company to it’s knees.
( Scott enters the ring and his cold, hazel eyes stare into the eyes of Dark Demon )
Flashback: This is it, folks. Demon vs Diamond. Doomsday LIVE in Seattle with the entire world at attention.
( The music dies down as the referee checks both men. The riot squad can be seen standing at ringside blocking the ramp ) .. ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
WWEFan: Scott Diamond walks out of the corner and extends his arms… it appears that he actually wants to do a formal wrestling lock-up. He’s beckoning Demon to get into the collar & elbow tie-up and Demon is watching him grimly as this entire crowd as on edge. And Demon LOCKS UP… BUT SCOTT SHOVES DEMON COMPLETELY OVERPOWERING HIM AS DEMON FALLS TO HIS BACK! Scott is grinning, and that’s GOT to put you at a mental disadvantage if nothing else! Demon returns back up, staring at Scott as Scott is warming up.
Flashback: And here’s my thing, I don’t exactly know how Demon should approach this! You can’t overpower Scott because he’s 280 pounds of muscle as opposed to Demon’s sleeker frame.. Demon might have to be much more cunning rather than straightforward, but his style is smash-mouth and confrontational and I don’t exactly know what this implies. Demon approaches Scott and gets BACK into the lock up, but DEMON WITH THE UPPERCUT! AND DEMON IS TEE’ING OFF PUNCHES INTO SCOTT DIAMOND’S HEAD, BACKS INTO THE ROPES AND JUMPS FOR THE CROSSBODY — but SCOTT CATCHES HIM, HOISTS HIM UP AND IS GOING FOR THE VORTEX!!!! NO!! OH GOD PLEASE, NO! — SCOTT SPINS, BUT DEMON lands on his feet from behind and hits a DROPKICK into the gut, causing Scott to fall to his knee’s, and Demon stands behind Scott practically saddling him and is delivering stiff, hard punches right into the skull!
WWEFan: But SCOTT RISES.. and DEMON JUMPS ONTO HIS BACK FOR THE REAR NAKED CHOKE. But Scott pulls back and YANKS Demon by his hair for the snapmare! Demon hits the ground, rises and SCOTT CLOBBERS him with a clothesline! Gosh, Scott put his whole body into that and Demon is trying his best to rise.. Scott Diamond grabs Demon’s body now and YANKS HIM IN FOR THE POWERBOMB! SCOTT’S PULLING DEMON UP — BUT DEMON’S GOT HIS ARMS WRAPPED AROUND SCOTT’S LEGS WITH HIS FINGERS LOCKED, NO DICE. Scott is struggling to pull Demon up and he can only do it half way… and SCOTT WANTS THE PILEDRIVER, but Demon releases his hold, is pulled up and COUNTERS WITH A DDT! Scott hits the mat, and Scott instantly rolls out of the ring and is holding his head from that thud… but Demon is running up to the top turnbuckle and he leaps off!! MISSLE DROPKICK!!! AND SCOTT IS SENT INTO THE BARRICADE! Demon gets right back to work, tee’ing off punches toward Scott and Scott is trying his best to block them– but Scott runs and DRIVES DEMON SPINEFIRST INTO THE APRON. Demon collapses, and Scott Diamond digs underneath the ring and eventually pulls out a SLEDGEHAMMER. Demon is retreating towards our side of the ringside, and is crawling towards the wall as Scott is following him in pursuit. Demon now has a STEEL CHAIR, AND HE TURNS AROUND TO SWING IT AT SCOTT- BUT SCOTT KNOCKS IT OUT OF DEMONS HANDS WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER!
Flashback: And SCOTT NAILS THE RIBS OF DEMON WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER. SCOTT WITH ANOTHER SHOT TO THE BACK, AND ONE MORE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! God those were FULL FORCE! Demon is on the ground writhing in pain and Scott pulls Demon up by his hair… Demon is standing and Scott is choking Demon with the Sledgehammer handle and presses Demon’s face into the Ringpost! This is brutal and inhumane! Scott is choking Demon out and penetrating his mind! Scott getting into Demons face!
Scott: YOU THINK I’M PLAYING.. YOU THINK I’M FUCKING PLAYING! NOT ME!!! I DON’T PLAY GAMES!
Flashback: Scott takes Demon to the ground, and continues to choke him out from behind pulling the handle RIGHT into Demons throat with both hands.. and SCOTT STEPS INTO DEMONS HEAD, SNAPPING THE HANDLE! Demon is coughing up a storm, and Diamond grabs Demon, sends him into the ring and follows as Demon is just holding his throat..
WWEFan: Scott reaches down to pull Demon up– UPPERCUT! Scott stumbles back, and Demon gets back up and Demon FIRES with another uppercut, but Scott FIRES back with a blow that sends Demon rocking and Scott whips Demon into the corner– no, Demon reverses and Demon runs for THE CYCLONE KILL!!!! ROLLING BIG BOOT INTO THE CORNER, AND CONNECTING! Scott stumbles out of the corner holding his face and Demon scoops Scott from behind and hits the REVERSE SCOOP SLAM! Scott sent right on his face and body and Demon is seated on Scott’s back, pulls Scotts head up and pulls down one of his elbow pads tossing it right off. DEMON NOW CONNECTING UNADULTERATED ELBOW SHOTS RAMMING THEM REPETITIVELY INTO SCOTT DIAMONDS SKULL! Scott taking those elbows in couplets! Four! Six! Eight! TEN, TWELVE SHOTS to the skull and Demon spinners, laying over Scotts back and has a chin-lock locked in while draped over the Scott’s upper back. Demon pulls Scott up.. lifts him and DROPS HIM WITH THE GUILLOTINE NECK-BREAKER! THE COVER! OOOOOOOOONEEE, TWOOOO, SCOTT kicks out.
Flashback: Scott back up quickly and Demon runs into Scott DRIVING him into the corner, and Demon is up and is delivering a SLAP, SLAP with the right, SLAP with the left, ELBOW WITH THE RIGHT, and Demon cocks back and hits a LEFT ELBOW and with that same arm SLAPS Scott across the face, and delivers a ROUNDHOUSE in the same area! Scott, bent over holding his jaw walks forward and Demon leaps on the corner and HOPS OFF FOR THE CROSSBODY TO SCOTTS BACK! But SCOTT CATCHES DEMON, AND SPINS HIM INTO A VERTICAL SUPLEX POSITION IN MID AIR! HE TOSSED DEMON LIKE A FREAKING TOWEL!!! AND HE REVERSES INTO THE DEAD-END DDT!!! Scott drops to his bottom and is regaining composure, as Demon rolls around the mat in agony and Scott rolls out of the ring. Soon enough he returns, but this time it’s with a steel chair in hand and he SMASHES IT INTO DARK DEMON’S SPINE! SCOTT WITH THE CHAIR AGAIN, AND ANOTHER SHOT! ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT! MORE! MORE SHOTS INTO DEMONS BODY!!!
( Scott Diamond hits ten chair shots )
WWEFan: DEMON IS LOSING ALL HOPE! DEMON IS WRITHING IN PAIN AND SCOTT NAILS AN ELEVENTH, TWELFTH, THIRTEENTH SHOT, MORE SHOTS! Demon rolls to the ring ropes and is sitting back on them aching all over as Scott has hit shots all over his body and SCOTT FINISHES WITH A HUGE CHAIR SHOT TO THE FACE, AND TOSSES THAT CONTORTED STEEL CHAIR INTO THE CROWD! Demon is so messed up! Demon seems to be cut open too as a stream of blood trickles down his face, and Scott drags Demon to his knees by his hair and hits a standing Double-leg Takedown, falls over him and delivers FISTS into that very cut of Dark Demon’s! Scott pulls Demon up now and flings him over the ropes as Dark Demon lands outside. Diamond, this big vicious monster is following him and knows he’s got a giant advantage over Demon after all of those damn chair shots.. that sick freak doesn’t know when to quit! Scott is continuing to slap around Demon on the outside and he picks him up and hits a SCOOP SLAM TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! Demon is being put through the ringer and it’s NOT looking good for him at all! Scott Diamond hovers over Dark Demon now and with both hands is choking the life out of him again! Demon FIRES with a desperate thumb to the eye!
Flashback: There’s the opening, Demon with a SHOT into the nose as Scott rolls off and Demon gets up with the apron. Scott is back up and he runs towards Demon- Demon REACTS WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! Scott backs away, and Demon COMES RUNNING WITH THE ROLLING ELBOW!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!
WWEfan: NO, SCOTT DUCKS, AND DEMON TURNS AROUND AS SCOTT NAILS THE POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK!!! DEMON FLIES INTO THE STANDING RIOT-SQUAD AND…. AND AS DEMON IS ON THE GROUND, THAT FULLY ARMED RIOT SQUAD STARTS STOMPING AT DARK DEMON!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!?
Flashback: FUCKING HELL! I THOUGHT THEY WERE HIRED TO PROTECT SCOTT, BUT INSTEAD THEY’RE ONLY PROTECTING HIS CHANCES! ALL DOZEN OF THOSE MEN STOMPING AWAY AT THE DEFENSELESS DARK DEMON…
( Crowd erupts as members of the EAW lockerroom begin running out to the stage and down the ramp )
Flashback: AND THANKFULLY THE CAVALRY HAS ARRIVED!
WWEFan: HOLD UP! SEVERAL OF THE RIOT SQUAD MEMBERS THROW GRENADES UP THE RAMP AS THE EXTREMISTS STOP DEAD IN THEIR TRACKS.. AND THE GRENADES ARE RELEASING TEAR-GAS!!! 20-30 MEMBERS OF THE EAW LOCKERROOM ARE AT THE TOP OF THE STAGE AND CAN DO NOTHING ABOUT IT AS THE MEMBERS ON THE RAMP RETREAT TO THE STAGE! THIS IS FUCKED UP!!!! SCOTT DIAMOND COMPLETELY SET US UP!!! AND SCOTT GRABS DEMON AND ROLLS HIM INTO THE RING… SON OF A BITCH, THE COVER! OOOOOOOOOOONEEE!!! .. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! .. THRE– DARK DEMON KICKS OUT! THANK GOD! OH THANK YOU GOD! Scott is FURIOUS, he thought he should of had that but I’m just so glad he didn’t. Scott wants nothing more than to disgrace this company and all the people in it.. he wants to make everything we’ve worked for seem like nothing and Demon is hanging on by a thread! Scott pulls Dark Demon up… yanks him by the arm, ducks under and hits a GERMAN SUPLEX! Scott hangs on, shifts to his feet, ANOTHER GERMAN– No! Demon ELBOWS into Scott’s skull and hooks Scott’s head as he RUNS UP THE RING ROPES FOR THE SLICED BREAD! Reverse Cutter! Demon is on a knee and more blood is pouring down his face, but Scott Diamond has been fazed for the moment!
Flashback: Scott is returning up very quickly, though, and Dark Demon whips Scott into the ropes… Scott REVERSES the whip, and Demon clutches onto the ropes refusing to rebound as SCOTT RUNS FOR THE POINT BLANK AGAIN!!! BUT DEMON DUCKS, AND SCOTT HITS GROIN TO THE TOP ROPE! DEMON FOLLOWS UP WITH THE STEP-UP ENZIGURI! Scott Diamond tumbles to the outside but lands on his feet woozy, and Demon HOPS onto the apron, SPRINGS INTO THE ROPES AND NAILS THE MOONSAULT CONVERTED INTO TWO DOUBLE KNEES TO THE FACE!! SCOTT TAKEN DOWN, AND DEMON IS BACK IN THIS THING! Christ, what an assault! Dark Demon with a flashy and innovative move but that’s EXACTLY what he needed!
( Replay aired )
Flashback: Dark Demon is on the ground resting and catching his breath… but he has work to do. He gets right up and pulls Scott Diamond up now and SMASHES HIS HEAD over here at our announce table! Demon heads over to the collapsed Dynasty table and picks up one of the monitors, but Scott heads towards Demon with the fist.. and Demon SMASHES THAT into Scott’s midsection! Demon now pulls Scott onto his shoulder after dropping the monitor and he’s heading back over here.. DROPS SCOTT STERNUM FIRST OVER OUR TABLE! AND PICKS UP THE MONITOR AND SMASHES IT INTO PIECES OVER SKULLS HEAD AS SCOTT IS LAID OUT OVER OUR TABLE NOW! Dark Demon is now digging underneath the ring… and now Demon pulls out a BARBEDWIRE TABLE.. AND HE PLACES IT NEXT TO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE SETTING IT UP! MY GOD THAT’S A GRUESOME LOOKING TABLE, that could cut someone right up! Demon rolls Diamond over this table and.. *Flashback and WWEFan roll backwards in their chairs* .. and Demon is climbing up! Dark Demon pulls Scott up to his feet now and connects a RIGHT! THESE MEN ARE STANDING HERE AT OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE AND DEMON HITS ANOTHER BLOW! Scott’s turned around, DEMON WAIST LOCKS!!! HE WANTS THE GERMAN SUPLEX OFF OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! AND DARK DEMON LIFTS AND SENDS DIAMOND ON HIS NECK THROUGH THE BARBEDWIRE TABLE!!!! DEMON AND SCOTT ARE LAID OUT, BUT SCOTT DIAMOND HAS PAID THE PRICE!
WWEFan: Scott is OUT! Dark Demon takes some time, but he’s dragging Scott’s dead-weight by the arm and rolls him into the ring. And now Dark Demon looks underneath the ring and pulls out not one… not two.. not THREE, BUT FOUR TABLES!!!! FOUR TABLES, AND SLIDES THEM INTO THE RING ONE AT A TIME! WHAT THE HELL COULD DEMON HAVE PLANNED?? DEMON’S BROUGHT OUT THE TABLES IN A BIG WAY AND I’M SHOCKED WE HAVEN’T RUN OUT BY NOW! Demon heads to the other side of ringside and grabs the Sledgehammer, and he enters the ring again as Scott Diamond is bleeding from the back of his head and has gashes all over his back.. but he’s getting up. Scott is standing, and Demon runs and CLOCKS THE SLEDGEHAMMER INTO SCOTT’S JAW!!! SPPIT FLYING OUT OF HIS MOUTH AND SCOTT WOOZILY FALLS TO HIS KNEES! Demon drops the hammer and grabs one of the tables and places them in the corner right behind Scott Diamond, and Demon backs away as Scott is up and DEMON RUNS FOR THE DROPKICK SENDING SCOTT INTO THE TABLE!! BUT THE TABLE DOESN’T BREAK, AND DEMON RUNS FOR THE TOPE CON DEMON!!!!! RUNNING SOMERSAULT SENTON INTO SCOTT, SENDING HIM THROUGH THE TABLE!!! IN THE WORDS OF MR. DEDEDE, BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!
Flashback: HUUUGE MOVE right there! The Roster at the top of the ramp is ECSTATIC! And I know backstage the legends and recovering extremists are smiling! Demon is getting an unbelievable wind, and Scott is STILL, STILL not completely collapsed! He’s on the corner feeling crushed but Scott PULLS HIMSELF OUT AND IS ON HIS FEET! HE’S DAZED, HE’S CONFUSED, HE’S NOT THERE BUT HE’S ON HIS FEET! Demon is on all fours looking up at this freaking monstrosity and he doesn’t know what the hell to think.. and he’s not the only one. Demon jumps up, backs into the ropes and hits a ROLLING ELBOW!!! BUT SCOTT ON REFLECT BLOCKS IT WITH HIS FOREARM! But Demon KICKS into Scott’s gut and Scott collapses…. and Demon hooks Scott for the DDT!! THAT’LL FINISH HIM — BUT SCOTT JUMPS UP FROM HIS KNEES AND CARRIES DEMON ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE VORTEX!!!!!!!!!! — BUT DEMON SLIDES DOWN SCOTT’S SHOULDERS AND LIFTS SCOTT UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! THE COMA KILLA!!!! THE GTS ABOUT TO BE CONNECTED!!!!!! — BUT SCOTT ELBOWS INTO DEMON’S SKULL, GETS ON HIS FEET AND LIFTS SCOTT FOR THE VORTEX AGAIN!!! BUT DEMON SLITHERS DOWN SCOTT’S BACK, THROUGH HIS LEGS AND LIFTS SCOTT FOR THE COMA KILLA, AND HITS IT!!!! BUT SCOTT BLOCKS THE KNEE TO THE FACE WITH HIS PALM, AND SNATCHES THE LEG— AND WRAPS THE BACK OF IT AROUND HIS LEG AND LIFTS FOR THE LIFE SENTENCE!!!! BROCKLOCK CONNECTING AS DEMON IS HUNG UPSIDE DOWN AND SCOTT PULLING AT HIS LEG AND SITTING ON HIS BACK!!! OH MY GOD DEMON, PLEASE!!! HOLD ON!!! HOLD ON!!!!
WWEFan: DEMON SCREAMING!! DARK DEMON IS LOSING HIS COOL AS SCOTT FIRES BACK WITH ADMITTEDLY AN AMAZING REVERSAL, BUT SCOTT IS SITTING AND WRRRENCHING WITH THAT POWERFUL SUBMISSION OF THE LEG AND 280 POUNDS OF HIS SITTING ON DEMONS BACK! DEMON IS IN SO MUCH GRUELING AGONY, THE TYPE I’D NEVER WITHSTAND AND THERE IS NOOOOOO WAY DEMON CAN CRAWL TOWARDS THE RING ROPES. GOODNESS, DEMON’S ENTIRE CAREER AND THE HISTORY OF EAW IS FLASHING BEFORE HIS EYES… THE HALL OF FAME RING, THE LONGEST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN, THE KING OF EXTREME VICTORY AND THE RUN WITH PROJECT EGO… IT’S MEANINGLESS! MEANINGLESS IF HE CAN’T HOLD ON! ALL OF HIS WORK TO GET HERE, COMING FROM THE GROUND! AND THE ROSTER CAN DO NOTHING BUT LOOK ON!
Flashback: LOOK… BUT DEMON HAS BOTH PALMS ON THE MAT, HIS ARMS ARENT TRAPPED AND HE’S TRYING TO SLIDE HIMSELF OUT FROM UNDERNEATH SCOTT AND– AND HE DOES IT! HE’S OUT FROM UNDER SCOTT, BUT HE’S STILL UPSIDE DOWN! And Demon with his palms on the mat HANDSPRINGS UP AND FLIPS OVER AS HE LANDS BEHIND SCOTT! Scott gets up, and Demon gets his other foot on the ground and NAAAAILS THE WINDMILL KICK INTO SCOTTS FACE! GENIUS COUNTER; AMAZING COMPOSURE, AMAZING ACCURACY AND HELLA BALANCE! Scott Diamond comes back at Demon who’s barely back on his feet…. AND DEMON WITH THE ROLLING ELBOW!!!! HE CONNECTS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD THE COVER! OOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… THR- SCOTT KICKS OUT! Dark Demon can NOT believe it!! This WHOLE crowd is stunned! The EAW Roster up the ramp is stunned! The entire WORLD has chills sent down it’s spine, as Scott Diamond is ALREADY making an attempt to sit up! Dark Demon is on his side… he’s contemplating… he’s staring at Scott and just doesn’t know what to make of this!
WWEFan: But what would YOU do? What would YOU do if you had this 280 pound JACKHAMMER of a man who’s just kicked out of your best move?? Demon is flustered.. and Scott is getting to a knee… Demon backs away and STOMPS at Scott’s arm, and KICKS Scott in the back of the head! Demon stands over Scott and is delivering more solid punches into the skull, including a SHOT that busts Scott right in the nose! Scott falls to his back, and Demon delivers the KNEEDROP to the face as Scott sits up and howls in pain! Scott is still rising, and Demon backs up and hits a BASEBALL SLIDE into Scott’s spine, as Diamond rolls out of the ring… and Demon goes for ANOTHER Baseball Slide– but Scott YANKS DEMON BY THE LEGS OUT OF THE RING! DEMON HITS HIS HEAD HARD ON THE MAT! Scott is regaining himself after that vicious assault, and Scott pulls Demon up and TOSSES HIM RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS! Demon is leaned on the steps and SCOTT COMES RUNNING FOR THE TACKLE — BUT DEMON EVADES IT, SCOTT CRASHES INTO THE STEPS! Scott holding that shoulder in pain, and Demon has found his opening as he scoops Scott up from behind and hits a BACK SUPLEX INTO THOSE SHARP, MERCILESS STEPS!!! SCOTT COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND CLUTCHING HIS ARM! HE MAY BE INJURED! But I can’t say I feel sorry for him!
Flashback: Me neither! Demon pulls Scott back up and they’re in front of the ramp where the armed riot-squad are standing. Demon delivers a PUNCH to the face! And Scott FIRES BACK! Goodness, keeping Scott down is looking more and more impossible because no matter what you do he’s back on his freaking feet! DEMON WITH THE RIGHT! SCOTT with the right! Demon KICKS SCOTT IN HIS HURT LEFT ARM that took the abuse of the steps, and Demon grabs Scott by the head to BASH HIS FACE IN THE APRON … But Scott BLOCKS that shot, and BLATANTLY HITS A KICK THAT GOES INTO THE GROIN! DEMON FALLS TO THE FLOOR, AND THIS AUDIENCE IS NOT PLEASED WITH SCOTT’S DESPERATE ACTS! Scott heads to the riot-squad and he…. he’s grabbing something that looks like a black rifle! NO! NO IT’S A TASER!!!! AND SCOTT STANDS OVER DEMON AND TASES DEMON FIRING IT INTO HIS BACK!!!! SCOTT RELENTLESS, NOT STOPPING THE TASING AS DEMON IS TREMBLING AND SCREAMING, SHAKING RAPIDLY! SCOTT YOU COULD KILL THE MAN!
WWEFan: Oh, he doesn’t care! He doesn’t care! Scott FINALLY turns the Taser off and drops it, and Demon is incapacitated for sure.. he looks in absolutely NO condition to compete as Dark Demon is on the floor and Scott has found the quickest way out! Diamond rolls Demon into the ring…. and Dark Demon is stiff as a board from the Taser, I’d venture to say he’s paralyzed for the moment. AND SCOTT DIAMOND KNOWS THAT, AS HE’S CLIMBING UP THE APRON AND CLIMBING UP THE TURNBUCKLE!!! THE BIG MAN IS CLIMBING AND HE KNOWS THAT DARK DEMON IS IN ANOTHER WORLD RIGHT NOW AND THERE’S NO WAY HE’LL BE ABLE TO COME BACK FOR …. THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!! …….. DARK DEMON ROLLS!!!!!! DEMON ROLLS OVER, SCOTT HITS THE MAT!!!! HOW?!?! HOW??!?!
Flashback: I… I DON’T KNOW! Demon is up and at the last second he seems to have gotten life back into those glazed over eyes! Dark Demon is crawling and Scott Diamond is FLAT on his face! Demon flips Scott over and he hooks the leg! OOOOOOOOOOOONEEE!!!! … TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! SCOTT DIAMOND KICKS OUT! Scott isn’t finished yet! Dark Demon is grimacing in pain and is still shivering from being DIRECTLY tased! Both of these men are laying on the ground surrounded by adrenaline, carnage, a war-zone on the ramp caught in stalemate with the very logo on the ring apron on the line! EAW! We are at the MAIN EVENT of Pain for Pride 6 and this is the ULTIMATE battle! Methuselah and Impact put on an impossible act to follow, but this is just SO important! SO much on the line! Dark Demon is finally crawling and can rise…. and Demon picks up one of the three wooden tables in the ring… Scott Diamond is up to his knees now and DEMON DRIVES THE SURFACE OF THE TABLE INTO SCOTTS SKULL! Scott is on his back, and not Demon sets up the table in the middle of the ring.
WWEFan: Demon is dragging the other two tables next to the set up table… and Demon sets up the first one next to the center table, and Demon sets up the other one– BUT IS STRUCK FROM BEHIND BY SCOTT! Scott isn’t even fully standing and Scott CHARGED at Demon with a blow to the spine! Demon turns around and both men are exchanging punches! SHOT from Scott, SHOT from Demon, and a FOREARM from Scott! And Scott KICKS DEMON IN THE GUT, PULLS HIM IN AND LIFTS HIM UP………. AND DROPS HIM FOR THE POWERBOMB!!!!!! LIFTS HIM UP, AND DROPS HIM FOR THE OTHER POWERBOMB!!!!!! AND LIFTS HIM AGAIN, FINISHING OFF THE DAMAGING WINDS POWERBOMB TRIO HITTING A POWERBOMB THROUGH ONE OF THE SET UP TABLES!!!!! MY GOD!!!!!! DEMON OBLITERATED, BUT SCOTT ISN’T DONE! SCOTT IS STILL IN POSITION AND HE PULLS DEMON UP AGAIN… AND SITS HIM ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! DEMON IS SLUMPED OVER AT THE TOP WITH HIS EYES SHUT, HE’S NOT CONSCIOUS!
Flashback: And Scott sets up the other table and stacks it ontop of the still-standing table… and drags it closer to the corner where Demon is seated!! And Scott CLIMBS THE CORNER AND IS AT THE TOP TURNBUCKLE…. AND SCOTT STANDS UP AND PULLS DEMON ON HIS SHOULDERS!!!!! VORTEX!!!!!!!!!!! VORTEX OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE SENDING DARK DEMON SPIRALLING TO HIS DOOM! DEMON IS PLUNGED THROUGH THE STACKED UP TABLES!!!!!! AND SCOTT DIAMOND IS LAID OUT!!!!!!!! AND LOOK, FAN!
( The EAW Roster hops into the audience and makes their way towards ringside )
Flashback: THE ROSTER WILL NOT LET IT END THIS WAY! THEY’RE CHARGING THROUGH THE CROWD AND ARE HOPPING OVER THE BARRICADE AT RINGSIDE, BUT THE RIOT-SQUAD ALL TWELVE MEN HOP ON THE RING APRON AND ARE SPRAYING TEAR GAS AT EACH EXTREMIST, ROOKIE AND VIXEN WHO APPROACHES THE RING!!!!
( Security ushers fans at the floor seats to back away )
Flashback: THE EMPLOYEES ARE ON THE GROUND CHOKING AND COUGHING AS TEAR GAS IS BEING SPRAYED IN THEIR FACE!!! SCOTT DIAMOND IS DRAGGING HIMSELF OVER DEMON AND COVERS! OOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEE!!!! ……………………… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ………………. DEMON KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! AFTER A VERY, VERY, VERY SLOW COUNT!
WWEFan: AND AN ENRAGED SCOTT DIAMOND YANKS DARK DEMON BACK UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND CONNECTS THE VORTEX AGAIN!!! OH NO!!! AND SCOTT COVERS!!! THE REFEREE IS ON THE GROUND, AND EVEN HE DOESN’T WANT TO LOSE HIS JOB! HE’S HESITATING TO COUNT…… AND ONE OF THE RIOT-SQUAD MEMBERS ENTER THE RING AND POINT THE TASER AT THE REFEREE! JUST WHAT THE HELL! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!! THE REFEREE IS BEING HELD AT GUN-POINT TO PIN, AND HE MUST COUNT!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOONEEEEEE!!!!! … TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! … THRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( Scott Diamond drags himself to his feet )
( Scott snatches the Taser from the squad-member and Tases the referee as he falls over Dark Demon. Scott rises to the top rope to the disgust of the crowd )
( Scott is taunting the audience and screaming while beating his chest wildly )
Flashback: I can’t believe it.
( Camera shows several roster members backstage grieving and shaking their heads )
WWEFan: No… this can’t be happening….
( Scott is beating his chest on the top rope and screaming at the top of his lungs in celebration )
( Scott exits the ring and yanks the apron off of the ring with the “EAW Pain for Pride” logo and rips through it. He’s surrounded by security as he’s screaming )
Scott: IT’S!!!!! OVER!!!!!!!!! IT’S!!!!!!!! OVER!!!!!!!! IT’S!!!!!!! OVER!!!!!!
( Camera pans over the shocked and dismayed fans in the audience as people are filing out of the arena )
( Scott Diamond goes to the side of the ramp and picks up a cable and pulls the plug as the camera cuts to nothing. )